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This here is a thread for all Star vs The Forces of evil Faggots


>LAST TIME ON ANON vs THE UNIVERSE

>You were Anon
>14 years old and makin' it werk mm gurl
>You felt like the king of the world
>Because you had just got a new power to add your quickly growing arsenal
>MASSACRE WAVE
>A frickin' Lazer beam that comes out of your frickin' hand
>Aw
>Aw geeze, Frick
>You then sold off your biggest kill, a 8000 Kilo Swamp Monster to some alien Bug dudes
>They were pretty chill
>Didn't even want to fuck your mom and gave you two suits of armor
>Sick
>You trolled your current nemesis
>Star Butterfly
>With Narwhal Gore
>Funny thing about soaring into the sun
>You eventually get a lesson on Hubris
>The Sun you went for?
>Simultaneously trolling one grill while asking out another
>Your own gf of 24 hours
>Jackie Lynn Thomas
>Multi-track pimpin', my dudes
>If only...
>If ONLY hadn't have sent the text meant to rouse the rustle-bus from Star...to Jackie
>Because you've basically just told your girlfriend that your former best friend (who is a dude) looks amazing in a mini-skit
>It's true but
>You were not ready for exploring those kinds of emotions until WELL after HighSchool
>She hasn't said anything yet...

WHAT-A DO MY BAMBINO!?

>Wait for her to respond
>Explain yourself
>Close your phone and try to forget you were ever born and that you have Ragu Sauce for blood


CHARACTER SHEET AND INVENTORY

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

ALLIES

vhttps://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N

CURRENT ACTIVE QUESTS
>Find the Shway
-Ask Jackie out for a chill time, you cool guy

>EYES OF THE SKULL LORD
-Retrieve an ancient treasure from an unknown dimension

>Whoops, Felt something
-Deal with the fact you have a date with a different girl (Sabrina) tomorrow despite having a gf

CHOOSE!
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>>1552884
WE NEED TO TELEPORT TO JACKIE BEFORE SHE GETS TO READ THE MESSAGE
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>>1552884
EXPLAIN YOURSELF MY BOY!! Jackie will understand!
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>>1552884
>Text first
>"Hey babe, 1 outta 10, how's my shitpost to Star?"

>Chill Day
We need to regain our strength before getting the eyes.
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>>1552884
Explain ourselves seeing as this is gonna get real a fuckin' awkward if we don't.
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>>1552884
-Deal with the fact you have a date with a different girl (Sabrina) tomorrow despite having a gf
ITS TIME
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>>1552884
>Explain yourself
"That was meant for Star, I was having some fun with her and accidentally sent you my friendly blow against her."
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>>1552892
WAIT!

Scratch the last one. We gotta deal with the Sabrina problem.
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>>1552884
>>Wait for her to respond
We wait and own up to that shit.
So we think our former best friend looks good in a skirt, big woop, wanna fight about it?
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>>1552884
Copy and paste the jackie text and send it to star. STAR MUST KNOW HOW MARCO LOOKS IN A DRESS.
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>>1552890
THIIIIS
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>>1552884
Secret pasta mode. Ask Jackie if she'd be willing to try having a night with you and Marco in that miniskirt.
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>>1552884
>Explain yourself
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>>1552884
>>1552892
This.
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>>1552884
Explain that he really does look great in a dress.
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>>1552901
Voting for this as well as waiting for Jackie to respond.
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>Own the post, She knows we're weird. Might as well see if she agrees.

>>1552892
Or go with this one
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>>1552901
Yes. We MUST send this to Star, regardless of how Jackie responds.
>>1552892
Supporting this as well.
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>>1552884
>Explain yourself
OK i think i have an idea,spam Jackie's chat to make sure she doesn't read it,then explain! And then ask about the chill day.
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>>1552884
Oh yeah, encourage chill day after too!
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>>1552884
>>1552892
>>1552913
>>1552915
Own up to it.
Then tell her we're fucking with Star.
If we go 'J-Just kidding' she'll know think we meant it for real.
If we say it's for Star she will very much doubt it but not push any further.

Instead if we double down she'll think of it as our own weirdness and not think much of it.
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>>1552927
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>>1552884
Oh, right, forgot to vote on what to do.
I vote we deal with Sabrina.
We'll only dig ourselves deeper if we go chill with Jackie before dealing with Sabrina.
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>>1552901
support the sending the shit post to star

Also, we gotta hang with the Grill friend today. The other stuff can wait, and Sabrina I'm less concerned about then keeping wthe only romantic relationship Anon's had alive.
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>>1552890
also, we should go after the eyes of the skull lord right now. We've got a bag of funyons, we can do that and chill later. We got a time limit here.
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Es time-o to Ah a getti deh countin!
Mama-Mia dis Spaghetti!
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>>1552884
>Explain yourself

Let's try to pick up our spaghetti here dudes.
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>>1552953
>>1552961
oops i was late the counting bit....
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SECRET /decent person PATH

Go to Jackie, and explain this shit to her face to face, then go to Sabrina, and tell her we have a girlfriend, and we can't really have our first date with her, gently
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>Anon's trying to straight up explain ourselves.

You know she'll think it's just an excuse ya'know?
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>>1552961
>Have to roll charisma
>We get shit rolls
>Only dig ourselves deeper and flood the Mewni swamp with our spaghetti
Yeah, nah.
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>>1552967
I support this if it isn't too late.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

Deh Votes a bella

>WAIT
2 votes

>EXPLAIN
12 votes

>Other
2 votes


ROLL CHARISMA!
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>>1552968
This please.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1552972
TAPU KOKO
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
Mom's spaghetti.
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
okay, here we go
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1552972
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
DON'T! FUCK! UP!
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1552972
Low roll pls. Spagetti
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
incoming shit rolls
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1552972
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
Let's get a suffering.
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>>1552982
>>1552984
>25 total
'kay. We stop now.
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>>1552982
>>1552984
Dammit. Why don't anons want marco in a dress?
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

DON'T WORRY BABE, I'M NOT GAY

.....MUCH
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
Do you think I'll ruin it? Do you think I'll ruin it with my bad attitude?
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
You like this critically good roll, faggots?
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>>1552995
>inb4 DC was 25
>inb4 we fail, and it's all your fault.
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>>1552995
Fuck you
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>>1552995
Yes.

I think you did.
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>>1552995
This poster is Marco is disguised
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>>1552995
fuck you
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
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>>1552995
Moral of the story, folks: Please Update before you consider posting.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

BIG MONEY!?
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https://youtu.be/H5d42w4ZcY4
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>>1553019
We can't be quenched dude.

Sammy is totally right.

Why did we bring this upon ourselves! WHY!
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>>1553019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2s56IQzsBE
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who is down for anon to end up as pansexual and putting his dick inside anything that moves?

AYE
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>>1553033
No.... frig off.
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>>1553033
NAY

We must keep to the Secret cute Path!
Royal Mewgger Babies for Mommy via Star!
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>>1553033
>>1553033
No
That's spanish for no
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>>1553033
ACTIVATE
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>>1553033
Anon's not a faggot.

He can be bisexual, gay, straight, or even sexual towards kitchen tiles. But he would never be that much of a fag.
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>>1553038
We meet again my old nemesis
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552995
Dice gods say fuck you
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>>1553049
Indeed, we have...
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>>1553062
Our war will be waged unendingly
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>>1552984
>>1552984

WINNAR!

>23 total

>>1552982
+2!

>>1552995
-2

>23 total


>You start typing
>As fast your fingers will go unti-

>MESSAGE FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMAS

>J: "Dude I had no idea you felt that way. Are you like, repressing some stuff?"
>You can feel the sweat on your fingers making typing this out difficult
>You take a deep breath
>Have to slow your heartbeat
>This is precarious
>A: "naw."
>Smooth
>Maybe if you just hold out your sauce won't boil over and burn
>J: "Anon you just..."
>There's a pause of her typing
>J: "You scare me, you know?"
>A: "What?"
>J: "ur So intense. You do and say things that I don't anybody should get away with...like, are you trying to get yourself killed?"
>You blink to yourself, wondering how on the money that just might be
>Then you formulate something from this little mishap
>A: "Look, Jackie. I know I say a lot of outta pocket shit...but hey. Everything I say to you is true. That's all I'm about."
>J: "Tendies, pushing it to the limit and Hispanic boys in Mini Skirts?"
>A: "yeh"
>J: "...so are you gay?"
>A: "I might be a lot of things. Gay ain't broad enough. I wrote that shit to mess with Star Butterfly. She lives with Marco and I thought it'd be funny as hell if she knew about his booty blessings and I uh...Haha I sent it you instead."
>J: "you're nutz."

>You send Jackie pic related
>A: "Nuts 4 u."
>J: "Haha you dork!"

>Oh shid
>What's habbening?
>You are Anon
>Man of many mysteries
>Mainly because he actually doesn't keep secrets for shid
>With one...super chill girlfriend

>J: "So what -were- you thinking about?"
>She's still interested
>You pump your fist in the air
>Muscles does not understand your silly gesture
>Are you fighting the sky now?
>Muscles is ready to kill the atmosphere
>Carefully, you copy and paste your brilliant shitpost to it's intended recipient
>A: "aaaand sent!"
>Tactical Dankness inbound
>MESSAGE ERROR<
>A: "What?"
>USER: STAR BUTTERFLY HAS BLOCKED YOU ON HEADBOOK MESSENGER

>Oh
>That
>Bitch


What do?
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>>1553065
>>USER: STAR BUTTERFLY HAS BLOCKED YOU ON HEADBOOK MESSENGER

Oh that's gold! I dunno, let's tell Jackie about our day or something.
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CONFIRM DATE WITH GIRLFRIEND, LET DOWN Sabrina gently, she's a good girl
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>>1553065
eat some funyons and... continue the talk with Jackie, I suppose
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>>1553065
Tell Jackie about our day
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>>1553065
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCISSOR OVER TO HER AND MEGABLAST HER WHILE READING THE SHITPOST OUTLOUD
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>>1553065
When is the chill day?
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>>1553065
I've had enough shit posting for one day.
Let's play build a body with Zombell
Maybe this time we can make something more cost efficient.
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>>1553065
>>1553079
You know what? This. Maybe except for the megablast part
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>>1553065
Talk to Jackie and pursue the chill day yo.
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>>1553084
Only after we buy proper flesh craft tools at quest buy
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>>1553065
Let's get those eyes already. Tomorrow will be our chill day. We're on a roll and I don't wanna get side tracked for days when we're making so much progress.
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>>1553065
We send the shitpost the old fashioned way!
Write it down on a piece of paper, resurrect dead birb, open portal near the Diaz house and let it fly!
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>>1553065
Talk to Jackie, and this >>1553095
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>>1553065
Stop messing around with Headbook
Time to get the Eyes of the Skull Lord
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>>1553065
fuckin kek she blocked us.

Could use a new account to send it to her anyway. Surprised she blocked us though.

I'd be down for going with Jackie and finding a way to let Sabrina down gently. I mean Jackie will understand if we tell her, considering the Sabrina plan was before we kissed her.

That and the goal of the Sabrina plan was to give her interaction with someone not Britney.
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>>1553065
If possible let down Sabrina gently then go for the eyes
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>>1553095
>>1553100
^ This for star. Put inside a frilly envelope, and tuck it into her room through a window. Muscles can stretch that much right? Or do we gotta star walk?
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>>1553077
on second thought, I think we should eat some funyons and then go hunt down those skull lord eyes
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>>1553100
>That and the goal of the Sabrina plan was to give her interaction with someone not Britney.
That was the whole plan from the start tho...
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>>1553095
>>1553102
We could always mail it normally via post office. She'll never suspect that it's us until it's opened.
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>>1553095
>>1553079
>>1553065
THIS.
Send your shitpost the old-fashioned way.
Through undead carrier pigeon.


ALSO.
We need to tell Jackie about the thing with Sabrina tomorrow.
We already told Sabrina we'd do something on Sunday, so...
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SECRET /good prep time ROUTE.

GO TO QUEST BUY AND BUY SHIT

LIKE A UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR
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>>1553065
cancel the date with sabrina, but gift her a questbuy collar to make up for it.
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>>1553065
>>1553088
I suppose I change my support to >>1553110
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>>1553110
support
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>>1553065
>>1553091
We should craft Zombina a new body, we can hit up Quest Buy and get a skeleton with some proper fleshcrafting equipment, or hit up the dead corpse of our neighbor and do it the old-fashioned way.
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>>1553095
Support
>>1553079
Support

And we need to honestly figure something out about Sabrina. With Jackie being so chill, I think we should just tell her the truth and ask her what she's comfortable with. If we do the date, we're doing to help sabrina get some confidence, not to two time Jackie.
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GO TO QUEST BUY

ENOUGH SHIT POSTING
>>
Hey

Why don't we invite Jackie to quest buy?
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>>1553095
This right here is exactly what we should do.
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Rolled 9, 5 = 14 (2d10)

>Talk with Jackie
6 votes

>Pursue Date with Jackie
3 votes

>REE-ZILLA
7 votes

>Questing and Quest Accessories
5 votes
Anonymous is -dedicated- to his shit posting...

Roll Charisma once again
Then WILL
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Rolled 10, 9 = 19 (2d10)

>>1553148
TAPU KOKO
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Rolled 13, 9 = 22 (2d20)

>>1553148
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Rolled 5, 19 = 24 (2d20)

>>1553148
At least sending a letter only takes 5 minutes... right?
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>>1553148
AW SHIT NIGGUH
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Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d20)

>>1553148
Let's get those shit flingers ready and hot!
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Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d20)

>>1553148
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Rolled 9, 4 = 13 (2d20)

>>1553148
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Rolled 15, 7 = 22 (2d20)

>>1553148
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Rolled 6, 19 = 25 (2d20)

>>1553148
okay, charisma then will
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>>1553159
Fuck
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>>1553155>>1553159
nat 1
18
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Rolled 5, 12 = 17 (2d20)

>>1553157
AW SHIT NIGGUH I FUKKED UP
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Rolled 3, 19 = 22 (2d20)

>>1553148
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>>1553148
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Rolled 19, 9 = 28 (2d20)

>>1553148
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Rolled 1, 17 = 18 (2d20)

>>1553148
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Rolled 16, 20 = 36 (2d20)

>>1553148
Rolling.
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Rolled 17, 6 = 23 (2d20)

>>1553148
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>>1553159
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>>1553169
Weird, didn't roll before
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Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d10)

>>1553148
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Rolled 17, 18 = 35 (2d20)

>>1553148
>>1553148
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Rolled 5, 19 = 24 (2d20)

>>1553178
reroll
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That critfail though man i hope marco intercepts it and we get a message saying "do you really feel that way?"
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>>1553190
>IINB4 its Marco who rips a portal and smashes our phone
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>>1553190
>It's actually Marco's dad that gets the letter
Hopefully we aren't retarded enough to sign the damn thing so it can't be traced back to us.
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>>1553198
>Turns out we are
>Marco's Dad can't trace us back anyway because it's signed Anonymous
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I would hope this teaches you all about wasting time with stupid shit..but I've been here too long to expect anything good from you fucks.
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>We accidentally make Anon gay thorough constant natural 1's.
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>>1553210
>>accidentally
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>>1553207
Marco's dad knows us.

Then again, he'd never think it'd actually be us.
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>>1553065
>USER: STAR BUTTERFLY HAS BLOCKED YOU ON HEADBOOK MESSENGER
>What do?
Send the message to Marco instead.
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We really should stop trying to piss off others on purpose, brings nothing but trouble and loses us allies

If we had done it with Jeffrey, we wouldn't have any armor, or gold, or our lives
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>>1553159
Charisma...
Oh my.
>Natural 1
>The ultimate failure

>>1553155
WILL Winner!
9 + 9 = 18 total total
>>1553172
+2!
>MEANWHILE, AT THE DIAZ HOUSE<

>Star Butterfly, Princess of Mewni is still a little miffed
>Her whole time her on earth has been one confusing day after the next
>She's made so many friends but her distance to Earth culture has made things...difficult
>Even now, she struggles with trying to understand why Marco wouldn't want to be pretty
>S: "If you look nice in them why not wear it!?"
>M: "It's embarassing!"
>S: "Since when has it been embarassing to Werk What Chu Gawwwt!?"
>M: "Star. I. am. a. BOY! I will NOT wear a dress for you!"
>S: "Anon said you were the prettiest Sailor Scout! You showed me that one on the Internebs!"
>M: "Internet."
>S: "I- I know that! I was just pretending not to. El Rused!"
>She pokes Marco in his nose, causing a little esplosion of sombrero wearing comets
>Diaz wipes the little magical effect from his face with grimace
>M: "Don't you start that, Star. Rusing is a dangerous path."
>S: "You're deflecting."
>M: "Am not."
>Star whispers to her sentient cloud
>S: "He's so deflecting."
>C: "Just embrace your femininity, Marco. Even the greatest warriors had a gentleness within that they embraced during times of peace."
>M: "I'm pretty sure Bruce Lee didn't wear pantyhose in private to embrace his "femininity."
>Star begins to lecture her Amigo and house-host about how Alexander The Great was arguably the greatest conqueror in history and actually -was- with the freak shit
>Not noticing the looming shape in the window
>Coming in hot
>Fast
>M: "Listen. All I'm saying is that people who get too dedicated to that kind of fun end up deranged. Do you think it's fun to be the same kind of person as Anonymou-" CRRRAAAAASSSSH!

>That's when your Dad's Transam crashes in through the fucking wall

cont
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>>1553221
Can't lose an ally if you never had one in the first place.
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>>1553221
Most of what you say is true, but
>Star
>Others
I am sorry, but Star goes in the "Bichez" category.
Pissing off bichez on purpose is hella cool.
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>>1553225
Jesus Anon

Your style is all over the fucking place, but I love ya anyway
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Fuck, Diaz parents hate us now, one of the few people we actually liked
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>>1553225
Well, shit looks like we corrupted Star
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>>1553148
Well, we can talk with Jackie, explain things to Sabrina the Teenage Nonwitch, and spend 300g on a non-crispy bed, after we're done funposting and pretending (ironically (notironically (male(female(meta))))) to be gay
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>>1553234
it was through star's wall
it's fine
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Guys, it's okay. Star can fix the walls, she destroys the house a lot anyways.
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>>1553236
Doesn't work that way, does it?
You can't turn girls into traploving homosexuals, girls have a vagina and cannot fuck boipussies with said vagina. Boiscissoring is not a thing.
... Star's going to use her magic to make Boiscissoring a thing isn't she
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>>1553244
>Doesn't work that way, does it?
>You can't turn girls into traploving homosexuals, girls have a vagina and cannot fuck boipussies with said vagina. Boiscissoring is not a thing.

FLESHCRAFTING.
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>>1553225

>As the smoke clears coughing and sputtering can be heard
>Star looks up from her hands and knees to see the front of your father's ill-used sports car
>Now even more ill-used
>Because your psycho ass has gone full REEE tendy mode
>A shape pops out of the sun roof
>Looming
>Triumphant
>A: "Oh ya'll Mewggas thought it was that easy?"
>It's you
>A: "Now as I was -saying- ..."
>You cough
>Pull out Susan's head
>She exchanges one look with you
>Then...
>Z: " "Marco wooks weally good in a dressh. Way too good for a guywah. He has smooth wegs and I don't think he'll everw need to shave. Now, I may not be chasing the cock but the boy doesh enouf squats to be crackin' walnuts and he'sh got that Mexico sunkissed smooth skin and shit. I'd shlap him with a wet eggplant and call him Mihjio. I wouldn't kiss him. Or hold his hand or anything but you should really get him in a skirwt at least once so he can feew like a pretty princess and god damn I'd snatch thah maiden head if he bent over for too long and I had some Taco Sauce on hand for lube."
>You look Marco in the eyes the entire time Susan is talking
>In
>The Eyes
>You smell his fear
>His confusion
>That's when Star nails you in the face with
>S: "BOXER GUMMY KITTY RAY!"
>A small horde of cats made out of candy wearing Boxing gloves
>A: "AAAHAHAHAHAHAH! HELL AIN'T SHIT, MEWGGA! IT'S WARM! No amount of proxies will protect you! I'M GONNA GET YOU DIIAAAAaaazzz!"
>Your WILL keeps the magic from doing any damage
>It does however launch you into the distance
>You cackle as your gliding cloak engages
>You soar over the town
>Your town
>There's no way you're making nice with those two any time soon but...
>Fuckem
>You're the baddest muffuka alive
>Star Blasts her room back into a repaired state just before Marco's house disappears on the horizon
>Haha
>Call it a W.
>Cause you feel like the President
>A: "I might be evil."
>Z: "Nah. It'sh noh eviw if it's funny, Mastah."
>You boop your emotionally supportive Zombo

>The day awaits

WHAT DO?

>Pursue Date with Jackie
>Follow your QUEST
>Other


We pause now for 1 hour

Bless
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>>1553252
I'll get /d/ on the phone.

... /d/'s asking us where the same-size vore is.
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>>1553257
>>Pursue Date with Jackie
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>>1553268
support
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>>1553257
WE QUEST NOW
we also need to eat funyons
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>>1553275
Supporting
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>>1553257
Go hang with Jackie for the Date
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>>1553257
>Pursue Date with Jackie
Welp,this went better than i expected.
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>>1553257
>Pursue Date with Jackie
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>>1553257
Go to QuestBuy with Jackie and Janna.
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>>1553257
Date Jackie
Shitpost
Date Sabrina
Shitpost
Hit up Quest Buy
Shitpost
Hit up ... whatever it was that Jeffrey mentioned about earning dosh, in case we wanna buy mor eshit at Quest Buy
Shitpost
Get Susan a body
Summon 2 tiny undead scouts
Steal Skeletor's Eyes
Shitpost
Go to the Dead World
Find bookmom
Mourn
Condense Dead World into a gem
Shitpost
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>>1553257
This is officially the greatest session. Now let's go on a Quest.
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>>1553257
>Other
Irrational Secret cute Path Time

>Make amends with Star

But otherwise,
>Follow your QUEST
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>>1553257
Warn jackie of impeding cool, the scissor your way into her yard.

>persue jackie date
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>>1553284
Why not?

While we're there, let's sweeten a deal with Jackie by explaining the Sabrina situation. Let her get something nice for herself.
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>>1553292
>scissor your way into her yard.
lewd.
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>>1553257
>Follow your QUEST
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>>1553299
you know it
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>>1553257
>Pursue Date with Jackie
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>>1553225
>>1553257
How does rolling a nat 1 on charisma to write a letter to be delivered by dead bird end with us carjacking someone we're actually fine with so we can ram his car though the wall of our target so we can have our zombie head say the shitpost live?
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>>1553313
Ours is a special quest.
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>>1553313
meme magic
Ain't gotta explain shit
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>>1553257
pursue date with jackie
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>>1553313
naw, the guy whose car that was is a huge dick
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1553313
Because my number is higher than yours
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THE PROPHECY MEWGGA, NOW WE DIE!
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>>1553257
>Pursue Date with Jackie
Take her out to Quest Buy, she will love that shit
>>
>>1553321
WE TRU AUTISM
WE SPERG TOGETHER
WE BLERG TOGETHER
repost this to 10 other people or ur not a TRU AUTISM
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>>1553321
THE PROPHECY COMES FROM HELL
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>>1553313
Thank the discord for that
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>>1553257
>>Pursue Date with Jackie
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>>1553327
But who's the son of lies
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>>1553350
Not us, that's for sure. If anything we're Black Sun. Lies are not our thing.
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>>1553355
We're the Son.

The lies are Luna's.

The Black sun means an eclipse.

ECLIPSA
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>>1553357
So... prison break to release Eclipsa?
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>>1553357
Luna is not a liar.
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>>1553357
Mom has literally never lied to us, name one time she's lied to us. And no it doesn't. Fucking when has it meant that?
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>>1553365
She lied about how the possible world where Star and Anon weren't enemies being cute because it doesn't exist.
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>>1553368
Imma call /d/ again, get them to summon that world.
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>>1553368
Oh shit, got me there. That is true.
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>>1553368
>doesn't exist
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Cuteness is eternal
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IT SHALL BE THE ONE TRUE PAIRING, MARK MY WORDS

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE! !!!
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>>1553427
My waifu is OP. May he bless.
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>>1553433
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM bless.
>>
OTP!
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>>1553433
ah shit mewgga thats the best waifu
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>>1553405
>>1553411
I don't know man, after this last stunt I don't think we can salvage Star and Marco's opinion of us, let alone getting Star to see us romantically.
Our unquenchable thirst for shitposting might have just burned the secret cute path.
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SUPER OTP!
>>
There is only one path and it's Shitposting our way to Heaven with out Thicc Demon Wueen Anonapoo OTPAT
>>
OK motherfuckers, we need to have a talk about our decision making process.
Now im sure we can all agree that the past couple of posts have been wacky, hilarious, and fun. But I would like you all to keep something in mind
EVERY CHOICE WE MAKE HAS LONG TERM CONSEQUENCES
They might not effect Anon's current situation or drastically send us down the path to a bad ending, but the things we do and say will at the very least effect Anon himself.
So next time you wanna spend half the thread shitposting, be cognisant of the long term effects they might have.
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>>1553474
>EVERY CHOICE WE MAKE HAS LONG TERM CONSEQUENCES
Butts lol haha
I chose to make this post
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>>1553474
Live life without fear, choose without regret. Our path is our own. Gods don't fear fate.
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>>1553474
This guy right here >>1553481 has the right idea.
>>
>following prophecies
>when Glossaryck told us our entire thing is fighting against fate/the universe
>>
>yfw our crit-fail shitposting caused marco to never embrace his trap-princess destiny so Anon and muscles will never feel that tight boy booty and question everything about himself.
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>>1553481
Do gods spend this much energy funposting tho?
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>>1553474
>>
>>1553495
YES!
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>>1553495
Well I suppose the ancient greek gods did, what with turning people into spiders and summoning poison apples and fucking trees and stuff.
But we gotta do wacky perverse bullshit if we're a greek god, like becoming our own grandfather or making some dude's wife salty.
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>>1553495
Gods have all of the time in the world to funpost.
>>
>>1553495
What kind of question is that?
Zeus would often shapeshift into animals and rape women for the shiggles.
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>>1553499
>>1553504
>>1553481
>>1553488
>>1553508
Oh.
Then I support being a god.
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>>1553495
Ask all the Norse Gods, Greek/Roman, Egyptian, Abrahamic, etc. Smiting mortals is a fun past time for most of them.
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>>1553442
Wait for her to hit teenage puberty, then she shall follow the same path as all teenage girls. Going after the bad boy.
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>>1553529
Not true, I was into Captain Planet.
>>
>>1553529
>Implying they wait until they hit puberty
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>>1553529
>Wait for her to hit teenage puberty
So, like, in a few days to weeks?
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>>1553529
>implying Star hasn't already grown out of her bad boy phase
>Implying Star wants to date Tom 2.0
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>>1553532
Fuck the earth?
>>
>>1553257
>Follow your QUEST
>>
>>1553549
But she hasn't grown out of her Cool-guy Teenage Musician phase...

and Anon still has his saxophone.
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>>1553529
Tom would be the bad boy, Star thinks Anon is a creep
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>>1553562
We rolled a nat 1 and sucked with it.
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>>1553563
Not our fault Necromancers get a bad rep from moral fags.
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>>1553529
>>1553563
No. Tom has Anger Management issues, something which turns Star down.

Anon is another different caliber entirely.

>>1553566
On that particular moment and only because we hadn't played it in years. Quest has said Anon is actually pretty good.
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>>1553575
Don't we have our own problems?
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>>1553582
Like not getting enough pussy for Anon. I know, right?
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>>1553549
Was Tom even a "bad boy"?
The dude seems pretty average, even chill later on, only he has some crippling anger issues.
Besides, Star is more into slightly older guys that skip school and live out of their beat up cars now.
>>1553566
>Implying our competition isn't trash.
>>1553562
>and Anon still has his saxophone
Really, after all that shit at Mel Gibson's Garbagedome to get the dosh to buy it back, we really only played it once and never bothered again.
We need to test this shit out and play something smooth within Star's earshot to see what happens.
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>>1553582
Mewgga, there's a myriad of problems in anon. That's what makes him Anon.
>>
If we bought a glove for muscles would that be clothing for him? And would that also mean he was naked the entire time?
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>>1553589
>play something smooth within Star's earshot
OK but why though?
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>>1553595
It's actually a debuff spell
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>>1553589
>Really, after all that shit at Mel Gibson's Garbagedome to get the dosh to buy it back, we really only played it once and never bothered again.
>We need to test this shit out and play something smooth within Star's earshot to see what happens.

THIS
We need to include our Saxophone into things.
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>>1553595
To see how she reacts to us being musically inclined? We need to test this.
Also, we need to start playing our sax more to get back into the groove, weren't we planning on using it as our wand or something?
Maybe we can get a buff/debuff out of it like >>1553599 said, who knows, perhaps we have a bit of bard in us?
Before our quest is over we must rise a band of skeltals to play a gig at least once https://youtu.be/2MDBXv5y3iQ so we better start practicing
>>
Slight delay, friends please remain bless-ed. Will return with sweet postage as I have been counting the votes even whilst away.
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>>1553618
>weren't we planning on using it as our wand or something?

Etch, I hope not. Something so bulky, and to cast a spell you need to play well. It just seems like a hassle.
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>>1553257
>Other(finally)
Spend time jazzing out
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>>1553664
Though little will probably come from this, I'm supporting.
Grab the sax, go to the park, Jazz out, check up on Janna, then maybe Jazz out some more
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THE VOTES

>Date day
11 votes

>PLOT relevance
6 votes

>OTHER BROTHERS
3 votes


>You look back down at your phone
>A couple of messages 'have' trickled in
>One from your mom
>M: "U ok?"
>That's a little unusual
>The other two from Jackie
>Both pictures
>One is of her face with her tongue sticking out
>She's pomfed herself on the bed
>This girl has a -lot- of stuffed animals
>J: "I want pizza rolls and either you're gonna feed them to me or I'll have them all to myself."
>Heh
>The next picture is of a small hill of pizza poppers in the microwave
>J: "magic"
>Texting in the air has become second nature
>Good thing there's no cops up here
>Z: "Fug deh Poweesh."
>You are not a good influence
>A: "ey. Gimme yoh address."
>J: "craving my Tostinos, I see."
>A: "Bella."
>Jackie texts her address to you
>Oh dang
>She's in Coral Shoals
>That's the nice part of town
>Fug
>You're gonna be the riff raff
>SHRRRRRRIIIIP
>Swoosh!
>You blast out of the portal, doing a modest ollie
>A window opens
>Out leans a mess of blonde and teal hair
>J: "Anon!"
>There she is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sdzCdMBe4

>Her eyes are glowing
>She's smiling
>She's in PJs...
>It isn't even 7pm
>Comfy lookin ass


>Your feelings have been all over
>This whole week has had more influence on you than anything else in your life
>Except maybe your dad...
>Haha you've destroyed his car
>One thing he's ever protected
>Not now, rising anger and ire
>It's lady and Anon time

What do?
>>
>>1553728
SHOVE THE PIZZA ROLLS IN HER MOUFF!
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>>1553728
Have a nice time,that is what we are going to do.
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>>1553728
give her an 'AYYY GUUUURL' and use Star Walk to gently float your way up to her window.
>>
Force those fucking pizza rolls down her gullet
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>>1553728
FEED PIZZA ROLLS, AND PLAY JAZZ FOR HER!
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>>1553728
Get our game on, and approach her as sly as possible.
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>>1553738
You know what? This.
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>>1553728
ANIMATE PIZZA ROLLS
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>>1553728
lemme smash
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>>1553728
Take her out to literally wherever she wants because Scissors.

Except Mewni, fuck that swamp.

Alternatively, go shopping at Quest Buy.
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>>1553728
FEED HER FOOD
BITCHES LOVE IT WHEN YOU FEED THEM
also chill out and watch animal planet or some shit.
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>>1553738
>give her an 'AYYY GUUUURL' and use Star Walk to gently float your way up to her window.
I support this.
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>>1553740
This
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>>1553728
I say we chill for a while and we later go hang out at QuestBuy.
We can bring Janna to QB too.
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>>1553754
Support

Also offer to bring her someplace wuh the scissors. Also, maybe respond to biomom, so she doesn't worry
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>>1553737
Also answer BioMom "chillin with GF"
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>>1553740
I support this action
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>>1553728
respond to mom that we're chilling with GF

She's probably heard wind of us stealing the car

We eat and shoot the shit. Offer to take us somewhere else. Eating at the beach or in Paris or anywhere really.
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>>1553785
>in Paris
Kek, it's like you want to have your outing ruined by nail bombs, trucks of peace or serial stabbings.
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>>1553740
PLAY THAT JAZZ BOI
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>>1553728
Supporting:
>>1553740
>>
OH boy, get ready for another 1 with sax.
>>
First we play the sax, then we get the sex
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>>1553747
>>
>>1553738


HOLY SHIT WE CAN "I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD" HER
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>>1553738
Let's do this.
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>>1553728
>Use our magic and cape to fly up there while holding up Zombina with both hands as she sings (badly) "In Your Eyes"
>>
>>1553751

Changing my vote to this:
>>1553738
>>
>>1553738
Changing my vote to this
>>
I am returnt it is time for the counting
>>
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0E1TQNrYVEg
>>
My friends.

Much support for the AYYYYYY

Much love from the "Feed Pizza rules" party as well.

Normally you would need to roll Charisma.

Tonight however, is chill time.

Bless


>You slow it down
>Kick it out
>This is going to take a little finesse but..
>One foot
>A little lower
>Another foot
>A little lower
>A: "Ay gurl."
>You produce some gold out of your door
>A: "I brought you yellow."
>You lean into her window with one of the coins in your mouth
>A: "You wan' some foreign currency?"
>You fwip the coin
>Jackie backs up
>Eyes closed
>Then gives you the knife hand
>J: "Boi."
>You almost swallow the coin out of nervousness
>Of course she doesn't like the money
>It's yellow
>She doesn't like yellow
>Maybe blue and yellow?
>J: "What are you wearing?"
>Oh
>OH holy knights if cydonia you're still in your armor
>A: "Oh my god haha do I have a story for you."
>J: Do you have PJ pants?"
>A: "Uh...yeah but."
>J: "Getum."
>A: "Hey, listen I was thinking we could go chill on the beach and I could still feed you them pizza r-"
>J: "Shuh, Mondo-Nonymous."
>Jackie has squished your cheeks
>You are a grown 14 year old
>With super powers
>Having his face squished by a tan girl in sea-green Pajama pants
>J: "You said -I- got to pick our date when it was chill time."
>A: "Well I-"
>J: "Get outta those clothes and come sit on my mini-couch."
>A: "I-"
>J: "Now."
>You flip out your phone
>Texting your mom as best you can with one thumb

>A: "out with Jackie and she's a preschool."
>M: "Y is she a preschool?"
>A: "Gonna blow a dozen kids up inside her."
>Mom has now learned to use the Stop-Sign emoji
>M: "PLEASE NO COME BACK HOME."
>She sends an angel emoji
>M: "I HAVE CONDOMS PLEASE DON'T"
>A: "Mom no it was a joke"
>M: "ANONYMOUS PLS"

>You snatch open a little portal
>Jackie jogs off down the stairs claiming she will go get the Pizza Rolls and Cosmic Brownies

>You withdraw the one article of sleepwear you own


LORE TIME!

>WHAT IS ONE ANON'S PAJAMAS!?


>MEMES
>ANIME
>CHILDHOOD CARTOON
>VIDYA

CHOOOOOSE and get comfy, my dudes
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>>1553897
>>CHILDHOOD CARTOON
He-Man. Specifically Skeletor jammies.
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>>1553897
dio pajamas
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>>1553897
SUPERMAN pjs!
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>>1553902
This works.
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>>1553897
>Childhood Cartoon
SKELETOR PAJAMAS
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pjs
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>>1553897
Childhood Cartoon
The Iron Giant, specifically
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>>1553897
>>CHILDHOOD CARTOON
The best option
Stay true to your roots boys
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>>1553897
>CHILDHOOD CARTOON
Damn right we doin' Superman.
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>>1553897
>VIDYA

Luigi, nigga.
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>>1553897
Skeletor pajamas
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>>1553897
>>CHILDHOOD CARTOON
Skeletor.
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>>1553919
Yeah, superman sounds nice!
>>
>>1553897
>VIDYA
Half life themed, with a tasteful Lambda.
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>>1553897
>Vidya

He wears only the most subtle of clothing as pajamas
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>>1553908
Fuck it, I change my mind. Skeletor PJs.
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>>1553897
Superfam
>>
>>1553897
Childhood cartoon
superman

Anime
Hamtaro(because whynot.jpg)
>>
>>1553897
Childhood
>>
>>1553897
>CHILDHOOD CARTOON

SKELETOR!
>>
>>1553897
>CHILDHOOD CARTOON

Modahfuckin STREET SHARKS!!
>>
>>1553897
I'm going with Skeletor pajamas!
>>
>>1553897
Childhood cartoon

Biker mice from mars
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>>1553897
>CHILDHOOD CARTOON
Skeletor
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>>1553897
>CHILDHOOD CARTOON
gotta join the Skeletor band wagon
>>
>>1553950
Support
>>
Well, what a session to come back to. Wow anon has the sperg something fierce. I think I fear charisma rolls more than our strength or Will based ones now.
>>
>>1553900
>>1553900


>engage
>Comfort

https://youtu.be/Ivrrt6oYxxc

>You remove your amazing Sleepin' pants from the back drawer of your closet
>Back from when you watched "MALE-MAN of CHAUVINISIA"
>You didn't really get the appeal of the good guy
>He was loud
>Rude
>Rode on a cat?
>That's just silly
>The villain however was one cool dude
>Had a cape
>Skull for face
>Wasn't nice
>Rockin' Pecs and MAYGIC
>Cranior, the Ever Lifeless
>Your PJs are made to resemble his lower body
>With Jacked Purple Skinned Legs
>...and pseudo Man-thong
>Complete with sculpted butt on the back
>Printed on a set of fleece pants
>On the way in you had to grab some boxers too

>Went through your whole collection
>>1553906
Your Iron Giant Briefs with the Smirking Trash-artist on the ass

>>1553912
Your El Supra Hombre! Banana hammock

>>1553921
Your Luigi boxers that have the WEEG and "Free Moutache rides" printed across the butt

>>1553932
Your Half Life 3 Long-Johns
>Those came with the last Orange Box

>>1553934
>Your bedtime Kilt with the entire Navy Seals Copy Pasta

>>1553940
>Th-those Hamtaro briefs you think are either a size too small or meant for women
>You don't care
>They are comfy as heck to your bois

>>1553950
>Oh wow your StreetSharks Jumper
>Of all the things to not get a remake...

>>1553902
>>1553902
>In the very back you see him staring at you
>From your lucky pair of boy-short
>ZENDY-WARUDO
>From your favorite anime
>Jim's Wacky Time out
>It's pretty niche but...
>You have a small seizure anytime there's a reference
>Just slip those on
>Dio, give you strength
>Maybe a steam roller too

>When Jackie Returns she is laden with food
>You are stuffing your armor into the Housevator along with Zombina who asks you politely to leave the lights on this time
>Z: "No wike dawk."
>A: "Me neither, Susan that's why we're moving out of Compton in three years."
>J: "Catch."
>Pizza roll incoming
>Pizza roll caught
>Fuck
>IT'S HOT SHIT FUCK YOUR WHOLE BODY IS BURNING
>Jackie just pops the shit in her mouth and doesn't even seem to chew
>Damn
>You swallow with some tiny tears and move on over
>You can feel the pasta sauce in this thing merging with your own
>She's just chillin
>On a little two seater couch
>At the end of her stuffed animal dominated bed
>With a big screen flickering to life in front of her
>Waiting on you
>If only the boys on /soc/ could see you now
>Because that's all that's on /soc/
>Boys

>J: "Now. I'm a kind and giving overlord of the comfy space. So I'll let you pick the movie."
>A: "I'll have a fuuckin' uhhhhhhhh...."

CHOOSE!

>Action
>Romance
>Horror
>Comedy
>>
>>1554006
Comedy! Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, if ya don't mind!
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>>1554006
Romance
>>
>>1554006
>>Horror
>>
>>1554006
>Comedy
>Horror

Something like Shaun of the Dead.
>>
>>1554006
>Action
TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN!!!!
>>
>>1554006
>Comedy
>>
>>1554006
Comedy horror. No Netflix n chill just yet.
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>>1554008
Comedy Horror.
>>
>>1554006
>412x600
COMEDY HORROR

SPOOKY MOVIE (scary movie)

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!
>>
>>1554006
Comedy Horror
>>
>>1554006
>Comedy
>Horror
>>
>>1554006
>horror


Horror you fools!

>jump scare
>jackie jumps into anons arms in a fright

Need I say more.
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>>1554006
>Horror
>>
>>1554006
We're in her room.
Romantic is too cheese

Horror is for a more public setting generally. Unless it's campy B movie horror. Or army of darkness.

Honestly I'd go with something anon already likes a lot that'll let him share that interest with her.

Regardless
>implying we actually watch the movie
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>>1554006
>Horror
>Comedy
Seems like a good combination to start off with.
>>
>>1554006
>Comedy
>Choose Kung-Pow
>Make out during CGI cow fight
>>
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1554006
I'mma support comedy horror.
>>
>>1554025
THIS
>>
>>1554006
Comedy
Billy Madison or happy Gilmore
>>
comedy horror, time to get cheesy
>>
Jackie likes B movies right?
>>
jojo's bizarre adventure, stardust crusaders. because my autism just can't help it
>>
>>1554006
TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN
>>
>>1554006
>One Punch Man
>>
>>1554057
This, the autism demands it
>>
>>1554045
Kung Pow is always the right choice.
>>
Counting time, Mi Amigos.

Sea bendecido y conozca sĂłlo buenos snuggles
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>>1554006
HORROR/COMEDY

We watching Evil Dead Trilogy tonight.
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THE VOTES

>ACTION
7 votes

>ROMANCE (you amorous fool)
1 vote

>COMEDY
15 votes

>HORROR
12 votes

Oh my


>You ponder for a sec
>Then reach back through your portal
>Gotta get to the DVD rack at your house
>Something hits your hand
>You pull back and find a ream of rubbers in your palm
>Mom waves at you
>M: "Safety first!"
>You turn pink from something other than your magic and stuff the shits away fast as your hands will allow
>Then try again
>SHHHHRRRIP
>J: "Was that your mom?"
>A: "Nope. Just some homeless woman breaking into my house."
>J: "Haha Janna broke in here once and stole my hair-dryer for a stray dog she was bathing once. She took a nap with me first which was weird...so was the dog. It turned out to just be a homeless guy in a fursuit."
>You turn back around with the glorious gem of cinema in your palm
>A: "Aight, Jack-whammer. Behold!"

https://youtu.be/qFHVGiqWOZI

>Jackie leans down to read the title of the greatest shit-movie of all time

>J: "Encounter of the Cannibal Corn: Wicked Weeds the Re-hashening?"
>A: "Director's cut."
>You pop in the DVD and fully expect to have some awkward hand-touching on the couch

https://youtu.be/tc6ZWa4X_PE


>To your surprise your are hugged
>From behind
>Jackie has pulled you backwards, shoved a can of soothe-tea in your hands
>Then designated you the warm plate holder
>Then has casually stuck her face into your neck
>N-NADNE ESKA?!
>This is crazy
>You're being...
>Pampered
>What is this?
>This feeling!?
>Your skin is flush
>Your heart is racing but...
>You're not mad
>A little worried you might do something dumb but...
>Is this safety?
>You hear a rumble of thunder outside
>Some rain has begun to fall
>J: "Aaa!"
>Jackie has blasted your ear and neck with hot air
>By demanding her first Pizza roll
>Ah, the price of paradise reveals itself

TIME
TO
DUEL

>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun)

>Take the reigns (Try to add to the night with your own cool duderness and roll. Could reduce fun or maximize it)
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>>1554101
>>Take the reigns (Try to add to the night with your own cool duderness and roll. Could reduce fun or maximize it)
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>>1554101
>>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun)

I for one am completely fine with chill and pampering and being pampered by Jackie.
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>>1554101
>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun)
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>>1554101
MAXIMIZE FUN BY TAKING THE REIGNS!
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>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun)
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>>1554101

>Take the reigns (Try to add to the night with your own cool duderness and roll. Could reduce fun or maximize it)

This is guaranteed to go poorly.
It will be hilarious.
Let's do it.
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>>1554101
>Take the reigns
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>>1554101
>Take the reigns

We will suffer for this. But for the chance of making her happy, I'm willing to risk it.
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>>1554101
Go with the flow
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>>1554101
Go with flow

Jackie wanted us to cool with her for once. For us not to be doing all the things

I say let her. Maybe ask a few questions, possibly a few requests.

But let her take the lead on this.
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>>1554101
>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun)
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>>1554101
go with the flow, don't fuck this up
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>>1554101
Take the reigns.
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>>1554101
>Just go with the flow
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>>1554101
>>
Stop thinking in MAX SOCIAL LINK GAINS or shit, think about what she's already told us. To let go and chill, relax and let HER do the stuff for chill night. Besides who cares about max fun when we already have maximum comfy?
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Rolled 11, 13, 14, 8, 20, 8, 4 = 78 (7d20)

:(
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>>1554101
>>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun)
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>>1554101
Just go with the flow.
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>>1554101
nvm TAKE CONTROL
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>>1554101
>>Just go with the flow (Guarantee Moderate fun)
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>>1554101
Take the reigns
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>>1554101
fuck it, take the reigns. we must achieve maximum comf
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>>1554101
>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun)
Low and slow, my friends.
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>>1554101
>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun)

I don't trust our rolls.
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>>1554101
>Take the reigns
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>>1554101
>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun)
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Rolled 15, 17, 9, 1, 10, 13, 3, 9, 14, 9, 2, 20, 7, 11, 14, 20, 15, 9, 7, 5 = 210 (20d20)

FUCK THESE ROLLS!
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>>1554162
*gently pets these rolls around the neck and shoulder* there there, you look tired. Relax and lie down
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Go with the flow, no need to force it.
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>>1554101
>>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun)


I need Janna.

Where's Janna?
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>>1554168
What the fuck is this cancer? Stop that. Cease your faggotry.
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>>1554101
Go with the flow
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>>1554101
>>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun)
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>>1554175
I thought those rolls were a girl, my bad.
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>>1554173
Being sick in her bus probably cuddled under blankets. Really hope we get a chance soon to hang with her again and take BOTH of them to the Quest Buy. That or I imagine they've got a good pharmacy section we can buy a cure all from to help her with the muns from Mewni.
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>>1554101
>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun
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Time to take a deep breath
Tighten the covers

Then count
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>>1554101

>Just go with the flow (Garuntee Moderate fun)
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>>1554219
Nay, child, we must achieve maximum comfort! FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD!


>Take the reigns (Try to add to the night with your own cool duderness and roll. Could reduce fun or maximize it)
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Our votes


>Flow slow, babe
20 votes

>Reign of cool
10 votes

>Your favorite dumb movie is on
>You're laying back on a grill with soft clothes
>Sweet sea smells
>Gentle touches
>With her legs cradling you into her chest and belly
>This is...
>A: "Fucking awesome."
>J: "Hm?"
>A: "You know how like...you're just getting to know someone and you want to be there for them? You wanna put on your personality extra hard because you just...you don't want to hold back? Or...or you really like impressing them? Because their smile makes you smile? Or some gay shit."
>J: "Yeah."
>A: "Big part of me kind of wants to do that with you but I'm not..."
>J: "Idn't obvious I don't like guys that try to be impressive?"
>A: "Psh. I'm in the dictionary under impressive."
>J: "Is that so, coolio?"
>A: "Yeh cause I'm an Asian Ballerina."
>J: "Graceful?"
>A: "Flat."

https://youtu.be/YInUYodNNUg

>J: "Hoh my god you made me breathe in a pizza roll!"
>You've been pillowed
>The fight that ensues with cushioned creatures pales in comparison to what comes next
>Not only do you finish the movie but...
>You talked and somebody actually listened
>Jackie took in all your crazy ideas for hours
>Usually she was holding your head and playing with your massive amount of hair
>She convinced you to let her brush it
>You brushed hers
>She slept on your stomach during the second movie
>Even in that time she was unconsciously snuggling into you
>Her hand squeezed yours whenever she snored
>Haha, she has a squeak in her snore
>You both watched the stars come out
>Jackie listened to your analysis about how Griffith did nothing wrong
>You listened to her tell you about the three weeks she spent up in the mountains at her Dad's cabin
>She went on a walk with deer
>She hit a bear with a tree-club
>Girl is legit
>You just lazed around after that
>Letting Net-box auto play episodes of Gundam G.-Uatemala.
>She kissed your neck at one point but nothing heavier happened
>Your heart is full when night finally ends
>You feel...wanted here
>J:"I gotta clear you out now, dude. My mom's gonna be home soon."
>She boops your nose
>J: "You got the next date, ok?"
>A: "Y-yeah."
>J: "I know it's gonna be an adventure."
>A: "You're an adventure."
>J: "Was that a come on or a comeback?"
>A: "I have no idea anymore. My sexual urges are pretty much haywire since I haven't wacked it once since Muscles came along I mean he's like his own dude how gay is that if he's always with me? Is it like a percentage gay? I me-"
>Jackie kisses you on the forehead
>Brain no good no more please lease massage
>J: "Stay you, wild boy."
>She pushes you out her window and waves while you float away
>The Moon stares down at you from on-high
>You are Anonymous
>You just had a kickass time with your gf
>You are alone
>...and at Peace
>Peace
>A: "Huh. I thought Peace was a pipe dream at this point."
>You open up your Housevator
>Butter Johnson awaits you inside

>Play your Funky Music to the Moon?

>Y
>N
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Y
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>>1554294
>Y
Why not?
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Y
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>>1554294
Y
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>>1554294
>Y

>implying >N is an option
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>>1554294
What sort of question is this?
>Y
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>>1554294
Y
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>>1554294
Ummm..... sure?
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>>1554294
FUCK YES!!!!
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>>1554294
>Y

Ain't gonna not play
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YES PLAY THOSE SMOOTH BEATS!

BABE!
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>>1554294
>Y
<Y
>YYYYYYYYYYY
>ALL MY YES
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>>1554294
Yessireeeeee
>>
Y!!!!
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>>1554294
Let's play
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>>1554294
PLAY IT
https://youtu.be/6eFjQATuXSA
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>>1554294
>Y
Might as well.
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>>1554294
>>Y
Like we'd say no to this.
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>>1554294
>Y
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>>1554294
>My sexual urges are pretty much haywire since I haven't wacked it once since Muscles came along

Can we harness this and turn it into a spell?
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>>1554362
How do you turn unsated sexual urges into a spell?
Blasting everything with semen may be gross but it's not nearly as effective as, say, blasting everything with napalm.
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>>1554364
I imagine it would be filling desire into your spell. Wonder what that would do to our fire, filling it with lust.
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Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d10)

We all know what we must do...

Only one last roll to make

Roll Charisma
With Advantage
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Rolled 9, 1 = 10 (2d20)

>>1554383
FOR MOTHER
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Rolled 17, 7 = 24 (2d20)

>>1554383
Toot
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Rolled 15, 6 = 21 (2d20)

>>1554383
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Rolled 19, 10 = 29 (2d20)

>>1554383
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Rolled 20, 5 = 25 (2d20)

>>1554383
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1554383
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Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d20)

>>1554383
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Rolled 9, 14 = 23 (2d20)

>>1554383
>>
Rolled 10, 2 = 12 (2d20)

>>1554383
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Rolled 6, 9 = 15 (2d10)

>>1554383
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Rolled 8, 13 = 21 (2d20)

>>1554383
JAZE!
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Rolled 17, 9 = 26 (2d20)

>>1554383
>6
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>>1554396
And what do you know, it's pretty shit.
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Rolled 10, 2 = 12 (2d10)

>>1554383
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Rolled 11, 13 = 24 (2d20)

>>1554383
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>>1554396
8+4
>>1554394
+2

16
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1554383
Rerolling for the second number
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Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d10)

>>1554383
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Rolled 3, 12 = 15 (2d20)

>>1554383
We gonna fuck up anyway, even with advantage
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Rolled 19, 18 = 37 (2d20)

>>1554383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws
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>>1554409
Wait I'm retarded.

14

>>1554411

>>1554394
>nat 20
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Rolled 7, 1 = 8 (2d10)

>>1554411
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Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d10)

>>1554411
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>>1554411
OH WAIT, THAT MEANS WE GOT A NAT 20! Wooo!!!! Forgot he takes the previous rolls into account!
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1554427
Even if he does, still a nat20.
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How do you roll?
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>>1554394
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>>1554433
aw gosh dangit I was too fast.
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>>1554415
>>1554433
These 20's don't count since we've already rolled.
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>>1554435
/dice 2d10
/dice 1d20
first write /dice then the number of dice then a then how many sides there are on a dice
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1554383
DON'T FUCK UP
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>>1554444
then a d then how many sides there are on a dice
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Rolled 19, 7 = 26 (2d20)

>>1554411
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

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>>1554454
hunter2
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Rolled 6, 20 = 26 (2d20)

>>1554411
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>>1554458
?
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Rolled 17, 18 = 35 (2d20)

>>1554383
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Rolled 8, 2 = 10 (2d20)

>>1554411
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>>1554487
You're only allowed to roll once
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Rolled 1, 20 = 21 (2d20)

>>1554411
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>>1554394
>>1554396
Our winners...with a CRITICAL

YAAATAAAAAA


>You pull your out your Sax realize something
>You feel something stir in you
>Somethign you haven't felt in a long time
>Whole
>Complete
>Happy
>More importantly you feel like a human being
>A living one
>With a purpose
>This world is shit
>It destroys
>Rapes
>Beats
>Murders
>...and forgets
>Not you
>Not anymore
>You won't let the good you see, the good that you know deserves to go on, die
>You don't need to be a hero
>You're you
>Anonymous
>You put your old Instrument to your lips
>Hesitate long enough to remember what brought you this far
>Not giving up...and more importantly not being afraid
>You grin at the pitliess, infinite sky and you play
>Oh Boy
>Do you fucking play

https://youtu.be/nfdDse20abI

>You spin
>You throw back your mane of a head into the moonlight
>The one man
>Against the silence
>Against the world that told you to stay in place
>The ones who mistreated and forgot you
>Remembering the days you sat alone in your room
>When you had to settle for numbness instead of pain
>Not anymore
>Not ever again
>You are Anonymous
>The boy at war against all things
>You have just learned that you can be happy
>You don't intend to ever be anything less

>YOUR CHARISMA HAS INCREASED TO +5<

>Relationship + with Jackie Lynn Thomas
>Star Status: Rustled
>Marco Status: Being pressure to get in the dress
Enemy status: Unknown
>Home status...


>Far below, in front of a dilapidated 70s high-rise in Fortune County
>A set of dark sunglasses looks over the street from an idling Sedan
>The man behind those shades is thin, gaunt and rigid
>A single button press to a communication device in his ear precedes an ominous message
>???: "We found him. Do we take him down?"
>He's responded to with garbled orders


>Unbeknownst to him, a second set of eyes that belong to a different creature entirely watches from on top of the house
>It glances it's yellow gaze down at the car but turns itself back upward to glare your shadow on the moon
>???: "I found you, Anonymous."
>It pulls forth a blade
>Wickedly sharp
>Crooked and primitive
>Enchanted to help deal with a formidable foe
>???: "King Ludo Shall be pleased."

>Behind the sedan three agents have assembled
>Ready to mete out whatever their unknown masters define as 'justice.'

>Atop your house three unknown monsters perch
>One of them resembling a certain cretinous Bird
>The other two larger, leaner and meaner sneer at your form in the sky
>Seeking revenge


>You are Anonymous
>Your war has come to you


SESSION END!

https://youtu.be/n6jCJZEFIto
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>>1554494
This is the part where we throw our head back and go CUHRAAAAYZEEE
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>>1554494
>???: "King Ludo Shall be pleased."
....... Payback time. I do hope we don't go rushing for Ludo right now, and only obliterate his lackies. I want Mommy to watch us squash his head like a fucking grape.
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>>1554494
I suppose it would be too easy if they came after we got our wand.

What I'm really worried about is if they decide to take hostages. And I don't think we can depend on Star for help since just we just pissed her off (worth it).
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>>1554494
Great session as always Quest. I kinda wish we had voted for Take the reings...
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>>1554522
me too
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>>1554522
>>1554524

Dudes, sometimes its good to go with the flow...

We constantly take reign over everything but with Jacky, we take the flow.
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>>1554494
Thanks for running Quest!
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>>1554494
>>1554494

Oh! Announcing it early this time.

Next Session SATURDAY at 7:00 pm US Central time!

Be Blessed upon the wing, my friends.
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>>1554532
Blessed

Also did we ever pissed on someone's nest or something?
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>>1554494
These goon aren't appreciating the S.A.X
They will pay dearly for that
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>>1554521
We may be able to ask Hekapoo for help if a hostage gets involved.
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>>1555938
We can't, she is not an ally.
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>>1555942
She's a friend and hell if she won't help if someone we know is taken hostage then she doesn't deserve to be in the running for the anonbowl.
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https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N
Heres anons allys. When we gonna party up instead of soloing everything?
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I don't suppose we can hire mercenaries or something.
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>>1556508
Never because none of them other than Zombina are combat ready.
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>>1558025
Zombina currently isn't combat ready either.
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Okay, from NOW on I'll share with you all dat luscious LORE

BECAUSE others never want to
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>>1558800
Sooooo

Star'll start dating Tom again because we taught her to enjoy rage
Ponyhead gonna die
Moon puts her castle in lockdown and doesn't want any part of any of this
Someone goes crazy
Either Marco loses Stars friendship or we lose Jannasor Jackies
We go full shonen but all for the sake of saying fuck you to someone
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>>1558835
That...... actually isn't a half bad interpretation. Huh.
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>>1558399
We can throw her real hard, that counts
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>>1558835
>Star'll start dating Tom again because we taught her to enjoy rage

Now that you mention it, Anon did bring up Tom a few times when talking with Star. Even though I'm fairly certain none of the votes included Tom and he wasn't really talked in thread about outside of worrying about falling into his realm via random scissor portalling.
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>>1559666
Well said Satan, now we're really thinking with our noggin'.
We should just temporarily graft her head onto a hand and have her run interference that way until we get a body.
There's also a difference between someone that's already dead like Susan and the rest of our list of allies that are as squishy as any living human teen.
Let's not forget what happened during the inter-dimensional fieldtrip and how everyone was almost done in by a monster made of wool if it weren't for Professor Skullnick.
Saay, maybe having a troll teacher as an ally wouldn't be half bad if we needed some extra muscle... I bet Skullnick would love the extra pay since teachers earn shit.
>>1559935
>tfw we got Tom completely ass ravaging mad before we got our scissors.
>tfw we gave Star so much rage just for keks that she sent us over 50 angry (You)s and even swore before blocking us on social media.
>tfw the bloodmoon ball comes around and Star and Tom bond over the buttfluster we gave them.
>They get back together as opposed to Marco's cockblock that happens in the show's timeline.
The flow of time itself is convoluted, the very fabric wavers and relations shift and obscure.
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>>1559967
Can we get Star and Tom to bond through the power of HATE for Anon's supple buttocks?
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>>1559983
>Anon's supple buttocks
>supple
>implying the one with the derriere isn't Marco
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>>1560020
All of them have the Booty.
Just not as much as Hekapoo
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>>1560027
Yeah, that's why Muscles feels no urge to cup a feel of Star's STICC ass and only went buttlust crazy for Ferg and that one Football guy on the male side.
There never was a mention of Anon having supple buttcheeks, that and Muscle's opinion is all I need to know that not everyone has the booty.
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Before you fucks think of diplomancing the MIB or thinking they're here to talk.
>Pic related
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>>1560039
>that's why Muscles feels no urge to cup a feel of Star's STICC ass
Muscles did like Star's booty tho.
He thought is was so firm and tight it wasmade of steel, to the point that instead of a simple slap he punched it through two walls.
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>>1560113
Can we try setting the MiB and monsters against one another?
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>>1560157
Was it really like that?
To me it felt like Muscles punched her ass through two walls out of outrage of being met with tight buns of steel.
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>>1558800
>>1558835
Alternate interpretation.

Tom comes out of the closet and starts dating Princess Marco (reborn). Star cackles manically thinking she managed to cuck us. Little does she know she managed to do was cuck herself. Twice.
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>>1560269
>If we're acting security for Elsa
What? Who?
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>>1560269
>If we're acting security for Elsa
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>>1560291
>>1560313
Sorry, wrong thread.
Just... just refresh the page, it's gone now.
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>>1560316
nah nigga it' never gone
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>>1560336
NO GOD DAMMIT
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>>1560336
It's funny. If you replace Elsa with, like, Mom or Luna then it'd actually kinda fit. Especially with all the prequel memes floating around here.
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>>1560347
yeah, that's what he was actually trying to write. But he wasn't counting with my severe autism
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>>1560177
Ill try
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

SESSION START

>Do you know who you are?
>You are Anon
>A 14 year old boy with a dream
>A meme dream
>You literally dream of memes
>Also, about resurrecting your dead space-mom
>Luna
>Not to mention fucking over the Universe for making you into a no-dad having spaghetti elemental
>All on the list
>You've just had your first real dad
>Shit was pretty intimate, senpai
>You went with the flow
>As a result, no spaghettios were spilled
>Except when you talked about Berserk for like 2 hours straight
>Also when Jackie saw your Skeletor theme PJ pants she uh...
>Man
>She has a cute laugh but it still burns when the girl you like is in treats over your autism
>Still, you got head pets
>Cuddles
>Even a neck smooch
>Nice, bro
>Muscles; your sentient ass fixated monster arm, high-fived you on the way out of her window
>You are currently using your magic glider cloak to float over the city
>You've been playing your old best friend, BUTTER JOHNSON the saxophone into the lonely night
>Your inspiration has returned
>So has the musical ability you garnered
>So has your joy
>Man
>It's so good to feel joy again
>Just as you begin to descend toward your home, ready to relax and plan your next step however...
>???: "Now TAKEHIMNOW!"
>FWIT!
>ZZZZZZZZZ!
>Something has been fired at you from the shadows!
>A strange man has popped out from behind a parked Sedan near your house
>Your mind races...but your focus is together enough to ROLL DEX!

https://youtu.be/JXtujxT9rzA

>You are Anonymous
>You have chosen to fight...
>This time however the fight has come to you
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>>1560631
>your first real dad

Come again?
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Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1560631
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1560631
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
MAN THOSE MiB TYPES REALLY SEEM LIKE THEY WANNA TALK!
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
Tapu koko
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
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>>1560648
>just barely avoided a nat 1

Oh boy
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Do you think I'll ruin it again? Will I keep ruining things with my BAD attitude?
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
Rolling.
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJbEV3OcaGU
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>>1560634
>>1560634

CLARIFICATION POST

>You've just had your first real date
>DATE
>D A T E
>Although, if the magic egg in your apartment hatches you will in fact be a real dad

CHARACTER SHEET AND INVENTORY

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

ALLIES

https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1560631
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
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KEEP ROLLIN
WE NEED A 20 TO GET TO 15
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
20
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
Hoping for 20s
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1560631
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1560631
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

Remember NOT to kill or threaten any government agent's, they're a part of a much bigger problem with GUNS and millions of men and actual fucking strategy and training, we will NEVER be able to protect ourselves from them as we are now.
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>>1560702
>Remember NOT to kill or threaten any government agent's

We don't have a lot of options here man.
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Archive link for theoretical new comers since no one has posted it yet.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20The%20Forces%20of%20Evil
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1560631
Shit, let me try to help.
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
>>1560662
Rolling. Also, Baby swamp drake needs to be raised with Butter Johnson Lullabys.
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>>1560702
These government guys are fucking assholes.

>nowhere to be found when we were attacked by monsters, twice
>nowhere to be found when a giant Sea-Troll attacked
>now they're attacking us when the worse we've done is use magic during a football game

Fucking useless.
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560631
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>>1560731
Americans really do love their high school league football.
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Ya'll mewggas ready for magical Suicide Squad?
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>>1560669
>>1560669
WINNAR!

>15
>>1560648
-2

>13 total

https://youtu.be/a0ZkhlJUQAM

>CRRZZZZ
>Blue light fills your vision!
>Your mind is shook to it's core
>Your human muscles quake and sieze
>Muscles becomes a flailing noodle of spikes and hate
>A: "Ff-uuu-u-u-u-uCCCkk!"

>ANONYMOUS TAKES 3 DAMAGE<

>Anon is at 52 HP

>ANONYMOUS IS NOW STUNNED<

>Only allowed one action on your next turn
>STR Checks have DISAD until stun is over


>You fall
>Crack!
>The ground did not welcome you
>You slide across the concrete
>Sand and pebbles grind into your skin as you convulse on the ground
>You hear dress shoes clacking against the cement
>Your hands are pulled behind you
>???: "Attach these cuffs. I'll get the syringe."
>A: "Wh-"
>Your arms get pulled behind your back
>You hear a -caclick- that makes your stomach drop into your twitching body

>Skex: "SKRRAAAAHHHH!"
>A scuffle ensues!
>Chaos all around you as some hideous bird cry fills the air!
>Bew! Bew bew!
>Shots, silenced ones go off near you
>You see pebbles rain down from above

>SHRRAAK!
>Blood splatters across your face
>Your eye won't hold still
>You can't breathe and foam has formed on the sides of your mouth
>You roll over, barely able to hitch a hiccup out
>In time to see a set of horrific talons descend out of the darkness
>Then whisk you up into the air

>Skex: "Aahahah! Skex has you now, Anonymous! Do no worry, friend. No die from humans and their toys!"
>You're bein held by a single clawed foot
>You're swinging in the breeze as this bird thing, another bird thing and...a Gargoyle carry you towards the park
>Skex: "Skex make sure you die right."
>He rolls a wing, revealing a jagged and unkempt looking blade
>Sk: "Skex make sure you die slow."

>You see the agents start their sedan and speed off after you
>You are currently 50 feet from the ground and speeding towards THE PARK

>You are pretty fucked up right now

>WHAT DO!?

>Attack the monsters around you
>Try to open HOUSEVATOR and slip in

>Other


CHOOSE!
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>>1560741
What, our own Suicide Squad?

Certainly not the governments, considering they're shooting to kill.
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>Attack the monsters around you
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>>1560746
Try to open the door
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>>1560746
OH NO! I ain't fucking having this bullshit! We gon' set this guy on fire!
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>>1560746
Attack monsters around you

What can we do? Can we cast fire without our hands? Say spew it out of our mouth or something?
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>>1560746
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>1560746
>>Try to open HOUSEVATOR and slip in
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>>1560746
>He rolls a wing, revealing a jagged and unkempt looking blade

Can we steal this?
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>Grapple the monster's wings
Get us out of the sky, and try to position the monster under us when we land.
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>>1560746
>Anon use Explosion and blow thes bird fuckers away
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>>1560746
Tactical self immolation.
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>>1560774
Mewgga you serious
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>>1560746
Self immolation
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>>1560746
Try to slip into housevater
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>>1560746
Self Immolation

Ideally we can turn the fire off once he freaks at holding something on fire.
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If we self immolate, we might burn the manta cape.

Just a heads up.
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>>1560777
Yeah, think this is the best bet. We got starwalk if he decides to drop us.
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>>1560746
>Grab the bird's wings to stop it from flying.
>Suplex that motherfucker from 50 feet to break its neck.
>Try to make a run for it and lose them in the park
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>>1560777
this sounds good
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>>1560746
BLOW THEM UP USING COMBUST

OPEN THE HOUSEVATOR

GET YOUR FUCKING ARMOR
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>>1560794
>Do all that
>In one move
>While handcuffed.
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To those who wish to grapple: we are currently handcuffed and require a full round action to get out of them.
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>>1560746
>Self immolation
Burn the motherfucker
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>>1560803
We can strangle it with the cuffs.
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>>1560802
We have a pair of legs don't we!?
Time to get CUHRAYZEE
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>>1560807
>Strength checks... disadvantage until stun wears off
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REMINDER TO LINK YOUR VOTE OR ANY CHANGE IN VOTE TO THE ORIGINAL POST
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>>1560807
That are behind our backs? While we have disadvantage on the roll?
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>>1560811
Whoops, thanks for the reminder.
>>1560790
>>1560746
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Choose carefully Anonymous.

The stakes are higher than you know.

I will be back in about 15 more minutes to count the votes and then we speedround mcmurder time.

bless
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>>1560746
can we roll Con to try to get over the effects of the stun blast?
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>>1560746

>Flesh shape muscles to slip out of cuffs.
>Attack monsters
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If we get into the HOUSEVATOR it's basically letting these fucks drag us anywhere.

Do you really want to be dragged to thier lair forced to fight through all that BS?

I say we just make our stand now and fight them.

>Attack the monsters around you
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>>1560746
I say self imolate to get out of the gargoyle's hands, and then making a tactical retreat to a place where we have a better advantage
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I just realized sef-immolation would heat the cuffs. That would hurt. Now, a better idea would be using the stat that isn't lowered.
>>1560775
Changing to:
>MASSACRE WAVE THAT BIRD!
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>>1560746
other

use muscles to swing out of the claws and onto the bird's back and then impale to control him a la god of war style
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>>1560854
That had a charge time you goon.
Save the devastating supermove for later.
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Hey: Can't muscles flesh craft his way out of the cuffs by shrinking in size?

We can do that, then we can start stabbing the bird.
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>>1560816
>>1560800
Slip into the housevator.

We can put on our armor AND Zombina can bite through the cuffs with her Croc teeth
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>>1560746
Let's try and get into our housevator. Hopefully Susan can bite through our cuffs with her croc teeth.
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>>1560891
I don't think bones are harder than metal. I do think we should get into the housevator, though. We can fleshcraft Muscles out of his cuff as soon as we have control over him.
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>>1560894
Yeh. Even if she isn't able to get us out of them, we should be able to figure a way out of those cuffs.
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TIME TO BE INTO THE WITH WHICH TO FOR AM BUT LIIIIIKE!

>Counting
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>>1560901
are you sure the housevator frame will resist the 50 ft fall?
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>>1560918
it doesn't fall with us. It's a magic door, if it was affected by gravity then it'd fall over every time we opened it.
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>>1560923
But it is affected by gravity every time we open it.
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>>1560918
Better than us if we arent able to get outbof the cuffs.

I think
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>>1560918
What happens if the housevator breaks?
Would the pocket dimension cease, everything and everyone inside lost to oblivion or would everything just spew out?
Oh god, imagine being inside and then it breaks and you just can't get out, being trapped in there until you starve to death
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>>1560927
then why doesn't it fall over when we open it?
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>>1560934
well, self combust is way better at that. the housevator doesnt releases us from the grip of the three monsters.
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>>1560939
Quality design.
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>>1560939
.... Just because it can stand up on its own doesn't mean it's not affected by gravity.
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>>1560939
8>>1560948
If it werent affected by gravity id eventually drift off into space.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

THE VOTES


>Attack
3 votes

>HOUSEVATOR
6 votes

>OTHER

>Grapple
3 votes

>Fire attack (Sneeki Sparki)
9 votes

>MASSACRE WAVE
1 very bold vote


THE PATH IS CHOSEN


>You're barely able to swallow
>This Crow-Man thing is chuckling to itself
>He turns to the other bird and squawks
>Sk: "Ready the weapon, boy."
>The other brib shies down but produces a lump from his packs
>???: "How do I use it?"
>Sk: "Just point it da when I says, Boy. Make sure the eyes face away from you."
>You grit your teeth
>Where is BJ?
>You dropped him when you were tased
>These cunts
>They think they can get away with this?
>A: "Hey. Chicken Little."
>You seethe, trying not to swallow your tongue
>Sk: "What, human?"
>Your eyes blaze into fire pits
>A: "Get Clucked."

ROLL WISDOM!
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1560963
WE DIE IN GLORY
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560963
CHICKEN GIVE ME TENDIES
REEEEE
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560963
Rolling.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

remember no russian
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560963
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1560963
This can only end well
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560963
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1560963
>Saying the clever line before doing something cool
Bad sign.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s&t=54s
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1560963
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560963
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1560963
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560963
hopefully we don't burn our Manta cloak in the process
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560963
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Rolled 3, 11 + 4 = 18 (2d20 + 4)

>>1560963
O shit we rollin'!
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560963
roll
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>>1560987
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560970
16+2 = 18

Not bad
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KEEP ROLLING THOSE 20S BOIZ
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guys we got it
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>>1560981
>>1560983
STOP ROLLING

We hide, we armor up, we kick ass.
Maybe call Marco and get help for shit going down
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560963
BURN
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A nice 20.

This bird's fucked.
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>>1560997
>Call Marco
Literally why though? Why would Marco help us, why would we call MARCO of all people? You do realize he's not an ally right? Allies are the people who'd drop what they're doing to come and help us.
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>>1560999
ok NOW stop rolling
plus noice triples get
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>>1560997
>Get help from Marco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0
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>>1560999
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>>1560981
>>1560983
>>1560999
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560963
behold my mighty wisdom
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560963
It's tendy time.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1560963
guess I'll roll
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>>1561006
>>1561003
We can't contact star

And monsters attempting to kill us is different than asking for help assaulting someone.

Honestly, with armor on, we can probably handle them.
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>>1560997
>call Marco.
>Not to bois from da Football team.
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>>1560970
>>1560970
WINNER!

>16 total

>>1560981
+2!

>>1560983
+2!

>>1560999
Plus dos!

>22 total

>Your whole body bursts into flaming hate
>Your hair whips and snaps upward
>You clench your mouth so hard one of your teeth cracks
>Your eyes light up like stars
>Sk: "AAH! AH!!"

>SKEXO HAS CAUGHT FLAME!<

>Ongoing 4 dmg until save<

>He drops you, cawcawwing as he flips up into the sky
>Your body is still shaking but you have plenty of werewithal
>You drop through the air, drag your arms out get just enough slowness to -nearly- break your knees on impact

>WHAM!

https://youtu.be/1b9n0Amr9RI

>Sparks rise from around you as grass dies under your boots
>Sk: "AAH! SCR-AWhaha!"
>Why is that fucking featherbrain laughing?
>Sk: "Now! Use it now!"

>Green light bathes the area around you
>Your body feels strange
>Tingling

>You look up and see the OTHER BIRD
>He is holding some weird lump with glowing green eyes
>He's bathing you in light
>You don't feel anything yet

>The Gargoyle swoops up into the air
>Then DOWN FOR YOU!
>G: "Hrrrruaahh!"
>He has a missing section in his face
>Probably from those bullets earlier
>You duck his clumsy dive-bomb
>Your bodily functions have returned


>ANONYMOUS IS NO LONGER STUNNED<

>Muscles has reassembled


What do?
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>>1561043
Fly away,we need to get our armor!
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>>1561043
Shoot the Other Bird with Massacre Wave. Whatever he's doing, I don't like it.
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>>1561043
>JUSTICE UPPERCUT!!!!
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>>1561043
open the housevator and get in!
Flesh craft muscles out of his half of the cuffs!
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>>1561043
RUN AND HIDE SO WE CAN GEAR UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLeGWcVeIZ4
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>>1561043
Spear the bird with the glowing thing through the eye with Muscles
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>>1561043
RIP AND TEAR!
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>>1561043
OH FUCK

DON'T LOOK AT THE LUMP WITH EYES! DON'T LOOK AT ALL!

KILL THE BIRD HOLDING THAT HEAD, IMMEDIATELY!
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>>1561043
Fly away. we need to get them off our tail.

>>1561054
It needs some time to charge up. we dont have that time.
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>>1561043
RUN
DON'T DO SHIT WHILE WE ARE IN THAT LIGHT
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>>1561066
ok this, and then get armor on
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>>1561065
We have time. It takes one round to use.
>Undo handcuffs and blast the bird with glowing stuff with massacre wave.
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>>1561043
Run and find someone place to gain better ground
Getting our armor would also help
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>>1561043
GET INTO THE HOUSEVATOR NOW
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>>1561076
we have one dude dive bombing us. we dont have time for either of your options.
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>>1561043
>Shift Muscles into a spear and skewer the fucker that dive bombed us, and without losing momentum we scissor our way out of there and away from whatever that green shit is, barring that just get some distance to either get our gear or charge up MASSACRE WAVE to Duck Hunt that fucker out of the sky
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well, seeing as the image used in the post is a medusa head, i think that the green light is meant to petrify us at or, worse yet, turn us to stone
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>>1561043
>Fleshcraft muscles to deal with at least his side of the cuffs.
>Tactical Awareness on distance from Government goons... We gonna be fighting two fronts or just one for the moment?
>Get sneeki. Find cover... out in the open gives these flying fucks mobility advantage... let's get them to come to the ground... if we're sneeky enough, maybe well get the time we need to grab out gear
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>>1561088
>we scissor our way out of there

Please fucking no. Using scissors in combat is a bad idea, we'd have to roll a d100 to see where we end up. Most of which could be bad.
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>>1561076
Switching to
>Housvatoring out.
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>>1561094
On damaged HP, yeah.

But I vote we keep that as a last resort. Better to escape and deal with whatever threat be at the end than two armies gunning for us.
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>>1561054

You know what, changing to
>Housevator out
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>>1561105
No, in stressful situations like combat too.

>In combat, using the scissors to escape can take you to UNEXPECTED PLACES

READ THE CHARACTER SHEET MEWGGA!
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CLARIFICATION POST

>You are not in cuffs
>If you had been Anonymous would have been RESTRAINED
>The spooky boys didn't get to clamp you up before the Flying Monsters attacked
>>
Time to count!

Lunch was wonderful!
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>>1561116
Head cannon guess: Despite never being cuffed, Anon was so freaked out by the thought of being cuffed while stunned that he subconsciously made Muscles turn into a pair of handcuffs until now when he regained his composure.
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>>1561096
support
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

THE VOTES


>Run, bitch
>Run
>So you can get your gear
7 votes

>Housevator Rope-a-Dope
5 votes

>Attack the OTHER BIRD
5 votes

>Attack GARGOYLE
1 vote

>You're panting from that taser shot
>There's tiny metal spears in your chest
>You feel cagey
>Unnerved
>You spot the treeline...
>A: "Boo."
>The Gargoyle stops in the air
>G: "Boo? Why boo?"
>???: "He's gonna run! DON'T FALL FOR IT!"
>Wh-
>Who knew your joke about ghostin' out?
>Wait...
>You squint
>Spot the bird behind that glowing ball of green
>It's that faggot who looks like tall Ludo!
>From the bird castle!
>A: "You!"
>He twists the lump in his hands
>Your knees crumple under the magical pressure
>A: "Grrr no!"
>You slap the ground with Muscles
>Activating STARWALK you start to rocket toward the Treeline
>You need cover
>You need a second to get your armor


>BrrrOooMm!
>CRASH!
>The Government Spooks are here
>You see their headlights blasting out over the Park
>They're madmen
>Driving on grass
>You see Skexo thrash his way free of your fire
>SKEXO HAS TAKEN 4 DAMAGE<
>SKEXO IS NO LONGER ON FIRE!<
>Sk: "Rraaw! Gargoyle! Dennis! Get him! STONE HIIIIMM CU-CAWW!"
>Dennis
>Big bird boy is named Dennis
>You see the green beam coming for you as you fly for the trees

ROLL DEX!
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1561186
RUN BITCH, RUN!
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
Should be good
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
Fucking birds
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
can't catch me
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
Rolling.
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
DEX ROOOOOLL
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1561186
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
give Susan a kiss when we get in there.
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
FUG!
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
Lets go 20
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

IOWAN AUTISM GIVE ANON STRENGTH
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1561186
Porfas chicos papi necesita vivir
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
DODGE
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
Oh we're fucked>>1561226
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
Did you know its legal to yiff at dogparks in portland oregon
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>All these close misses
>>
guys keep rolling
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

I SAID GIVE ANON STRENGTH DICE GODS
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

I mean it can only get better right?
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561186
Come on, gimme a 20...
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

FIGHT LIKE HELL
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

GIVE ME THAT 20
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MORE! WE NEED MOAR!!!
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Jesus Christ all these misses.
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>>1561291
You know only the first roll counts right? Even if you rolled a 20, I highly doubt Quest would accept the bonus.
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>>1561088
I'm down for letting him impale himself on Muscles

And then Muscles spikes internally
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

Shit
FOR NARNIA
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>>1561295
Are you new?
20s always add 2 to the roll
1s always subtract 2
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561226
dammit, I'm late
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>>1561306
Look at the ID.

Now look at how many times that ID has rolled.
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>>1561316
>>1561306
Yeah, the dude's rolled like four times already.
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>>1561318
>>1561316
sorry, my bad
didn't check the guy's id
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

We can hope against hope
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

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>>1561353
YOU SAVED US
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>>1561353
AW SHIT DID WE MADE IT?
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>>1561226
>>1561226

WINNER!

>14 total

>>1561316
>>1561318
If I see any rolls from a multi-roller I will not count it. Be it a 1 or a 20. You do not exist if you cheat.

>Your ducks and dives
>Your barrel rolls!
>You spin through the night air like a frenzied falcon
>The trees loom ever closer but...
>WAAHHHHHH
>The Light remains on you
>Your jaw is locking
>Your body is...sinking
>Has your focus waned?
>No
>It's your foot
>It's turning to stone
>A: "Wha!? No! Garden ornaments are tacky and invasive to natural space! AA!"

ROLL CON


>A sound can be heard from behind you
>Sk: "Ehhehehe!"
>Skexo has divebombed the spook mobile
>He stabs that ugly sword into the Sedan's roof
>CRunch!
>It punches through like a railroad spike through wet tissue
>Right through the head of one of the Spooks, who's skulls is yanked out and through the hole Skexo's weapon has made
>The last spook, the grimmest looking one whips out his pistol
>BLAM BLAM!
>Silencer off
>Fuck it
>Silencer off

>Sk: "HAw! Cahhahahahaww!"
>That bird is quick-like
>He threw himself off the car and took back to the air
>Wait
>He had arms for a second
>They poofed back to wings
>He's holding his sword in his foot again
>wat
>The Gargoyle pursues you relentlessly
>Like a pudgy, rock skinned shark after a wounded cuttlefish

>A: "Yeet!"
>You drop STARWALK for a moment and juke him in the air
>He crashes through several tree-tops like a fat cannonball

>In all this chaos you see lights up ahead that catch your eye
>A little campfire
>A TV
>You hear music...
>A: "Janna."

>You are headed for JANNA'S HOBO BUS

>Do you continue into the woods?
>Or change course, for desert hills?
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

THIS WILL BE THE ROLL
TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
GIGA
CRIT
BREAKKKKEEEERRRR
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>>1561353
You amazing person
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1561367
>>1561367

The CON DICE!

>>1561353
Sadly this roll came too late for me to see. However even 16 would not have been enough. Dennis' aim was excellent.
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Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561367
Damn it
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Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561376
COME ON
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Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561367
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561367
>continue into the woods
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1561367
KEEP JANNA OUT OF THIS

SHE NEEDS TO BE KEPT SAFE
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Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561367
Rolling for CON.
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Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561367
SHIT! AVOID JANNA! SHE CAN'T FUCKING FIGHT!
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Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561367
>>1561376
LETS GO THIS IS NOTHING
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

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Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561367
don't be shit
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561376
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>All these misses
Oh god
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>>1561398
Fuck
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Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1561367
here goes con
I should read the stat sheet more often

let's keep going to the trees
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Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561367
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>>1561398
IT WAS SHIT
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Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

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>>1561398
YOU RUINED US
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Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561367
Now's not the time to get stoned, Anonymous...
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>>1561367
Crash into janna hobo bus and grab her before taking off into portals
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561376
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Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561376
FUUUUUUCK
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561376
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>>1561367
change course
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>>1561367
>Or change course, for desert hills?
Forgot to vote for this
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>Change course
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>>1561367
>Or change course, for desert hills
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guys, you can still use the scissors to get away.
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>>1561429
change course probably
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>>1561367
Stay on course. Janna is a master of manipulating conversations and diverting attention. Maybe she can help point them away from us long enough to gear up and/or deal with the stone effect. Housevator from under her Bus?
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>>1561367
>other
Time for some YOLO Scissors!
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Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561376
OH GOD PLEASE DON'T RUIN EVEYTHING
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Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>Continue
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Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

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>>1561480
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>>1561480
Y U DO THIS
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Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1561376
almost forgot to roll
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>>1561480
There goes our 20 bonus.

Wouldn't have really mattered anyway considering our initial shit roll.

If we get through this, we are never taking our armor off unless we're certain we're safe.
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>>1561186
Continue into the woods
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Guys,vote to get help from Janna,she can use the scissors for us and get us out of here.
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>>1561494
agreed
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>>1561476
>>1561376
L-Lets go towards Janna.


N-Nothing wrong can happen to her, r-right?
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yeah lets get Janna to scissor for us
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>>1561497
>Janna using scissors
>When we're probably going to freak her out
>Thereby making her stressed
>Thereby ruining the point of it all
>While also endangering Janna in the process
>Janna, with her -2 STR.
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>>1561506
Janna might have -2 STR, but she is strong, stronger than anyone at our age. I trust her.
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>>1561398
>>1561398
WINNER!

>11 total

>>1561429
+2!


13 total

>>1561480
-2...

11 total

https://youtu.be/Bp4FWQ9Ljbs

>Your breathing is hitched
>Your skin becomes hard and craggy
>You're like a baked potato
>Or a statue of a teenager sized Chicken Nuggie
>Ugh
>Even now, the Nugger haunts you
>Your focus is slipping
>You sink
>You land down in the forest
>You stumble
>To your surprise...you can still move
>Your eyes haven't turned
>Your hair still moves
>You throat
>It's...
> Gravelly

>ANONYMOUS HAS BEEN SLOWED<

>Moving at half speed
>DISAD on Dexterity Checks and Saves

>AC raised by 4

>You can see Janna's little hobo camp
>Your breath is so labored it's like forcing air through a metal tube that's clinching shut
>You turn
>The Desert...
>Muscles pushes off the nearest tree and two of you stagger toward the open land
>Behind you the three black shapes soar out of the trees
>Before they reach you, the one with the sword lands just out of reach
>Sk: "Caww Cawhahaw! Anonymous go on and die do! Skexo get big reward from King Ludo!"
>He squawks at Dennis
>Sk: "Finnish boyo!"
>Then he flips his sword up toward a wing which, in a puff of smoke turns into a monstrous bird-claw
>Sk: "Skexo want to get carvingk."
>The Gargoyle just plummets in front of you
>G: "Muh!"
>He grunts in your face
>The light of the moon lets you see all your foes
>Including the Spook
>Who has pulled his Sedan up to just behind the Trees
>He's slipping out, his face a monument to grisly intent
>You can see him arm some kind of device as he creeps up
>None of the monsters have noticed him yet

>If there were moments of truth, this would feel like yours


What do?
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>>1561518
>Stronger
>Without Muscles we're -1
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>>1561518
>Stronger than anyone our age
>Justin has +5 Str
>God knows what the rest of the football team has
I do not trust her to not get into trouble when we, the super awesome dude with a magical evil monster arm, are still having problems.
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>>1561528
is there a construction sight near by?
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>>1561494
>unless we're certain we're safe.
Nigga, we were flying and jazzing out through the sky on a saturday evening before getting ambushed.
There is no safety.
If we survive this I say we get into our armor and never take it of ever again.
We will sleep while wearing it.
We will shower while wearing it
We will go to school while wearing it.
We will fuck while wearing itFor extra protection
Mewgga, nobody will ever see anon out of armor ever again
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PUNCH THEM. OUR STR HAS NO DISADVANTAGES AND WE HAVE SLIGHT STONE ARMOUR!
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>>1561528
YOU KNOW WHAT!? LET'S GET BACK TO OUR OLD FUCKING ROOTS! STAND OUR DAMN GROUND AND DO WHAT WE SHOULD'VE BEEN FUCKING DOING! MUSCLES IN SWORD FORM, READY FOR RIP AND TEAR!
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>>1561528
I do believe it is time to rip and tear our way out of this one.
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>>1561528
UNDEAD
RAISE THEM
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>>1561543
this
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>>1561547
FUCK IT THIS
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>>1561547
I'll vote for this
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>>1561528
Attack Dennis. Prevent him from stoning us further.

Fleshshape Muscles into a club.
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>>1561528
kite the birds towards the spook then when you are close enough raise undead (giant pref) behind spook, then on our next action we can blood for blood on the spook
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>>1561528
How about instead of attacking... We block it?
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also we need to armor up mewggas
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>>1561564
You do realize there needs to be a body to raise, right? We don't just summon undead things.
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>>1561528
This is the perfect moment to use the scissors TO GET AWAY AND FIGHT ANOTHER DAY.
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>>1561528
btw we should also telepath a message to MiB if we can to get the one with the medusa head
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>>1561577
Some of the MiBguys were killed.There's only one left.
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>>1561582
>Using scissors
>When we're in one of the most stressful moments.
NO!

>>1561585
Yeah, not here though.
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GUYS WE CAN HAVE THE FBI AMBUSH THE GUY WITH THE HEAD.

THOUGHTREAD HIM FOR PSYONIC POTENTIAL, IF NOT, SPEAK WITH SPICTALK.
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>>1561588
its better than being turned into a stone in this very moment.
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>>1561620
So you'd rather risk jumping into a place much worse, say I dunno, HELL, where the being that can literally kill us in an instant, Tom lives, than deal with what we have here? Or god knows where else we'd end up?
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>>1561637
bruh, that's a 1 in 100 chance.
I don't think I'd mind that risk over a 1 in 20
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>>1561637
yes. because it is a 1/20 chance. we can also arrive into questbuy, or the swamp or any other place that isnt dangerous.
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>>1561651
>>1561653
Hell is just one example. Quest could've updated the chart. God fucking knows where we could end up. We could end up at the mouth of a cave holding a dragon. We could end up in the throne room of castle butterfly. We could end up in front of Toffee like last time. I don't want to take the risk.

And BTW, it's not 1 in 100. Last I recall the locations were divided up into fives.
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>>1561620
Looks to be a status effect. I don't think we have to fear full petrification, though multiple hits (?) of that Green Beam shit probably isn't advised.

Desert doesn't give us much to manuever with, but maybe we can use Muslces and Starwalk to augment defense/dodging/going-aerial while we charge up for a Massacre Wave shot at Dennis/The Petrification Orb
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>>1561528
Mind Read Janna to alter her of what's going on.
Get into the Housevator and get your armor.
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>>1561670
And last I recalled, you had to roll a 67 (or was it 66?) to go to Hell.
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>>1561680
And last I recalled, there's more than one location that could lead to death. And if you haven't noticed we don't exactly have the best of rolls.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1561670
Tofee doesnt care about us (as far as we know), we can walk away from the cave holding the dragon, the butterflies will surely take in some injured child(supposing star hasnt give them a full description of us) and even then, the worst they could do to us is to apologize to star. or we can end up some place in the middle of nowhere. safe.
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Call Janna with telepathy
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>>1561691
Yeah, and there's also more than one result on a d20 that could lead to death. But I don't see you complaining about that.
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>>1561691
>generally get bad rolls
>get good rolls during a boss fight
>get new sweet armor
>don't get to wear the armor during the next fight where we get bad rolls once again

I'm getting salty just thinking about it.
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LET'S SCICCOR OUT, RIP AND TEAR IS FOR DUMBASSES WHO WISH TO DIE!
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>>1561706
I'd rather stay and fight, with our massive +9 STR/WILL and our great +7CON than take the biggest dice toss on whether we end up in a decent location, or pure suffering.
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Fuck it, going for scissors
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>>1561700
>>1561674
What the fuck is Janna going to fucking do, with her -5INT and -2STR in this fight between two power house parties?
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>>1561714
they got us by surprise. We wont be wearing that armor 24/7, will we?
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>>1561736
We will after this.

It's not like this is the first time we've been ambushed.
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>>1561718
I'm with this anon. I wanted cover to get our gear and shit so we'd be in a better position to fight. But just because we don't have it, doesn't mean we can't rise to the occasion. Wouldn't be the first time for Anonymous.
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>>1561732
Make a distraction. Buy us time.
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>>1561718
we are getting closer into being turned to stone. STR and CON at this time dont matter.
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>>1561736
we are going to flesh craft the armor into us after this
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>>1561732
Serve as our walking BfB bloodbag.
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>>1561747
we are a living being. trying to do that will require a lot of medical expertise. surgeon levels of expertise.
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>>1561742
>Make a distraction
Do you want Janna to fucking die?

>>1561744
Actually, CON does matter on account of the fact that it's what stops the petrification from happening. A thing to consider is, our CON roll failed because we got a four. A fucking four. If we got a little bit higher than that, we would've been fucking golden.
>>
Time to EXPLODE
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You know, fun thing to remember. Remember our fight with Buff Frog? Remember how we kept trying to run and dodge him? How we didn't try to fight him? And yet, the next day we did a no hit run of the castle full of monsters? Isn't it weird how when we run like bitches we get our ass handed to us, but when we fight we actually manage to come out on top?
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>>1561758
We literally reconstructed our crushed arm by reading a few pages out of a anatomy book and made a whole fucking mewman out of swamp slugs and worms.
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>>1561744
I question what the source of it is... once were hit, is it a done deal? Is that orb feeding the status effect (and thus, destroy the orb, destroy the effect)m
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>>1561758
We did plenty of stuff like that, it shouldn't be difficult
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>>1561759
She will not die if we dont suck.
She has "Buff to unique ideas" and she stays calm in bad situations,im sure that should count for something
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>>1561795
>She will not die if we dont suck.

Look at our rolls.

She'll die.
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>>1561782
>>1561782
That was actually mommy, not us`
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>>1561759

you dont know what number would have been necesary to make us pass the roll. for all we know it could have been a 16. if we stay fighting, we will have to roll again. and the roll threshold will either stay as it is right now or it will get higher.

teleporting out is right now one of the best ways to survive.
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>>1561806
Actually, I do. On account of the rolls levels working by fives, as written by quest himself. And even then, fifteen is usually the DC for this stuff.

>1-5 trivial
>6-10 Easy
>11-15 Moderate
>16-20 Hard
>20 + (Very hard to ???)
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>>1561814
then we need to keep rolling above 15 in order to not get fucked further by the spell. Tehn we would have to roll again to do an attack or dodge, or whatever we want to do.

wouldn't it be better instead to spend those rolls on getting away isntead on avoiding getting turned to stone?
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>>1561801
Good thing anons rolls arent her rolls
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>>1561528
Just burn the head? The lump carrying the stone whatever its called.
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>>1561840
Actually, all we'd really need to do is do something like use Massacre wave, or our sword arm to get that stupid head thing away from them.
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I am returned. Time to count and scry meaning from you, my screaming friends.
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>>1561884
standing still one turn. allowing three persons to get an attack of the oportunity(not ocunting the spook right now)

we would have to roll for the massacre wave, then CON roll for spell, and perhaphs roll to dodge the incoming attacks, and maybe roll to keep concentrating on the spell and not fizzle out.

are you retarded?
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>>1561905
AAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAH!
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>>1561907
First of all, I said Massacre wave OR our sword arm. You know, both range and melee attacks just in case they're either close up or far away.

So, if they're close like you're suggesting, then we'd just need to roll to hit them. And they'd roll to hit us against our AC. Do you not know how combat works? Massacre wave isn't the only attack. Dodging isn't the only method of not taking damage. And if we win the CON save, we might just lose the debuff. Or if we destroy the head we could lose the debuff. Really, what's running going to really do for us? Aside from us getting our armor on, what can we fucking do? We haven't thrown a single fucking punch, and we need these fuckers dead.
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>>1561933
thats why i said scissor out. less rolls and less problems due to said rolls. It also allows us to plan and get our shit together.

For example, we use the sword. we still have to roll for the CON save. unless we get a nat 20 (and even the i doubt it) we would get free of the curse, or at least stop it. Dennis(i'm guessing we will go for the medusa holder) also can dodge or get away from our reach. An dthat still leaves the other two fuckers to get us.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

It is done...

>Explode
3 votes

>Punch. Rip. Tear.
7 votes

>Block
1 votes

>Raise Zombie SCP agents (spooky)
2

>Scissors escape
2

>Summon Janna
2 votes


>You're scared
>Pretty much cornered
>Your mind isn't racing
>It's calculating
>Formulating
>When did this happen?
>When did your head get so used to being in mortal danger that it planned faster than it triggered it's own reptilian reflexes
>What the fuck are you still talking for?
>SHHHRRIING!

>Skexo is pleased to see you stop running
>Dennis looks scared
>The Gargoyle screams G: "MUH!"
>Muscles shakes under his own cumbersome weight
>You are Anonymous
>Man of many talents
>None of which are running
>You are not strong
>You are not fast
>You are however a beast
>Who will not
>Back
>Down

https://youtu.be/tcnKg3mMdZ0?t=26


>Spines grow from your craggy shoulder
>Hooks seep out of the sections where Muscle's parts grow
>Your eyes glow pink and shimmer green
>Reflecting that eery emerald glow you level your sword at Dennis
>A: "You had your chance..."
>Your butt flexes in your Skeletor Jammies

ROLL STRENGTH!

1d20 + 9!
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Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
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Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
FUCK EM UP
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Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
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Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
here we go
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Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
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Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
GOGOGOGOGO
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>>1561907
It only says brief moment to charge. That should imply no attack for a round. Defense should still be allowed. It also explicitly says that anyone in melee range gets a free attack on us. As long as we keep our distance using muscles/starwalk, we should be alright to kite.
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Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE ME THE CRIT FAILS DAMNIT
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Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
Rolling.
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>>1562016
Goddamn these shit rolls.

I think I officially hate this dice system.
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Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
RIP! AND! TEAR!
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Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
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>>1562016
y do
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>>1562016
WHY DID YOU ROLL WE ALMOST HAD A CRIT
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Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
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Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

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Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
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>>1562016
FUCK YOU
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Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1562005
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Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
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>>1562033
>>1562031
>>1562026
I'M SORRY
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Rolled 19, 14, 11, 12, 2, 1, 20, 4, 17, 17, 17, 9, 18, 6, 10 = 177 (15d20)

Fuck these rolls.
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Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
DON'T FUCK UP
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>>1562005
We're dead
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Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562052
Whoops
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1562005
20 plz
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Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1562005
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1562005
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1562005
Fuck, we got 1 20, and if we're bound to fail now, I might as well try to help.
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Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
COME ON BBY GIMME A 20
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ROLL BITCHES WE NEED A 20
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1562005
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Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1562005
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

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Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

why do we fucking suck so much
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Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

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>>1562105
shit, hes already counting, its too late
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Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d10)

>>1562016
>>1562016

WINNER!

>12 total

>>1562017
+2

>>1562029
-2
>>1562041
-2
>>1562105
+2!


A 12 total
>Muscles lurches out
>All the ill intent in the world behind him
>His blades start to split and grow mouths
>You don't even wanna know what your face looks like right now
>Dennis Squawks like a kicked chicken
>He dodges your blade with a flap, keeping the head trained on you
>You blink withe eyelids so solidified it makes an audible -CLACK-
>Your eyes feel like crystal prisms
>Your teeth are sharp molten glass
>Your joints bristle
>Your knees quake under your new weight

>WHUMPH!
>The fucking Gargoyle
>He rammed you
>Finally
>Your stoney form is so condensed he couldn't even break through
>He bounces off of you and shakes his half-head like a dog that's been cracked in the nose
>Behind him you hear that awful cackle from Skexo
>Sk: "Hrr Hrhrhr-Caww! Almost there! JUST A BIT MORE! Yes do go! Make your Big Brother proud, Dennis! King Ludo will make you a captain, Yes. A General! Just finish the stoning so I can carve! Carve! Car-"
>BLAM BLAM BLAM!
>Sk: "Shkraw!?
>The spook
>He got behind Skexo while you fought the others
>Put three in his back
>Sending the bird head over foot out of his perch
>Then he landed in the pine...
>Sk: "Stupid Human man-sla-"
>BLAM!
>Put one between his leering yellow eyes...
>D: "Skexo!"
>Dennis is scared
>Even more than for moment
>He's rattled
>He should be
>Even when you missed, the tree behind him his toothpicks
>Muscles gripped and mashed what he couldn't just slice
>You think you have your chance

>Until the Spook pulls some kind of grenade off his belt
>Pulls the Pin
>Then tosses it at your feet

>???: "Good luck."


>ROLL WILL
>THEN CON!
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Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d20)

>>1562137
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Rolled 11, 5 = 16 (2d20)

>>1562137
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 13, 14 = 27 (2d20)

>>1562137
OH FUCK, GRENADA
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Rolled 5, 19 = 24 (2d20)

>>1562137
>"Uhhh, thanks?"
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Rolled 2, 11 = 13 (2d20)

>>1562137
GO
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Rolled 12, 4 = 16 (2d20)

>>1562137
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Rolled 9, 10 = 19 (2d20)

>>1562137
Rolling.
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Rolled 2, 11 = 13 (2d20)

>>1562137
GOGOGOGOGOGO
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Rolled 14, 18 = 32 (2d20)

>>1562142
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Rolled 9, 6 = 15 (2d20)

>>1562137
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Rolled 3, 1 + 10 = 14 (2d20 + 10)

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Rolled 1, 17 = 18 (2d20)

>>1562137
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>>1562142
>>1562142
go fuck yourself
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>>1562142
SERIOUSLY
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>>1562142
>>1562143
FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU TWATS
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>>1562142
>>1562143
NAT 1

FUCK THESE ROLLS
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Rolled 8, 4 = 12 (2d20)

>>1562137
welp, can't get much worse
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Rolled 14, 10 = 24 (2d20)

STAY AWAKE YOU MEME LOVING FUCK
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Rolled 9, 8 = 17 (2d20)

>>1562137
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 3, 19 = 22 (2d20)

>>1562137
Eh
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>>1562142
>>1562143
Well it was a nice quest while it lasted gents. I wonder how Anon will handle being a ghost.
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>>1562137
TRASH ROLLS FOR THE TRASH MAN. GIVE ME THOSE NAT 1S BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Okay seriously, we've had a grand total of 1 success this entire session.

What the fuck?
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Rolled 10, 12 = 22 (2d20)

>>1562137
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guys we can try to scissor away. i think we are still capable of opening the rift
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Rolled 13, 19 = 32 (2d20)

>>1562137
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Rolled 16, 12 = 28 (2d20)

>>1562171
Silly me. I've forgotten to roll in my excitement.
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Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)

>>1562137
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>>1562142>>1562137
Oh come on.
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Rolled 12, 4 = 16 (2d20)

>>1562137
Shit, come on...
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Rolled 17, 18 = 35 (2d20)

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Rolled 10, 5 = 15 (2d20)

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I wonder if we can use raise dead on ourself while we are dying.
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>>1562231
lol no
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>>1562231
I say we go full lich.
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Rolled 9, 1 = 10 (2d20)

>>1562137
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>>1562249
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
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>>1562249
Another 1.

We're pretty dead now.
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Rolled 14, 9 = 23 (2d20)

>>1562137
>>
> just before the grenade exlpodes, anon wakes up.
>everything was a dream.
>is still the day after star punched her
>he has no book
>Next day he brings his moms gun to the school.
>Star blows him to pieces after Anon kills marco in Cold blood.
>the end
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Rolled 11, 8, 12, 2, 19, 10, 6, 5, 9, 17 = 99 (10d20)

Let me get rid of the bad rolls
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>>1562249
I know I have no right to speak here, but why would u dew dis.
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>>1562249
Why?
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>all these shitty rolls
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All these bad rolls remind me of Ogre Civilization Quest, where bad rolls actually had hilarious result.

I miss that quest, although it was one of the cases where the dice system was too lenient.
>>
Well, bye guys.

Loved shit posting, seeing the drawfag art, and shenanigans we got Anon into.

Even got him a date before he died.
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Rolled 17, 15 = 32 (2d20)

>>1562137
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>>1562276
yeah, i just wish the dice roll system here didn't feel so punishing when it comes to situations like this
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>>1562278
>Implying Anon is finished
HA! You are funny!
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>>1562289
nigga we critfailed a will roll and fucked up a con roll.

either we're unconscious, or petrified.
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>>1562305
chances are that we are blown to pieces because the SCP spook launched a grenade to us.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

I'm going to roll to see how well we'll roll next session
Put your trust into Aku
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1562308
Nevermind, don't trust Aku
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>>1562307
I kind of assumed it was some kind of stun or gas grenade, since the spooks tried to bring us in alive.
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>>1562316
probably. then again, we wont know until it goes " bang"
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>>1562305
Petrification might help against explosive, shrapnel damage. My guess is if we fuck up here, we may have to deal with a prison break scenario... or end up working under "Ludo" to avoid additional misfortune/bad-end. Or we just die.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

MAYBE i can help
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>Anon dies
>Quest ends on a long and bitter note
>Anon's body was never found
>He was declared missing
>Anon's Mom finds his saxophone outside the house
>Jackie tries to help find us, but has no such luck
>Months pass
>Anon is believed to be dead; a small funeral is held at Anon's home
>Quest ends
>New quest begins: Jackie and Janna vs the Universe
>Both take a risk with dark magic to bring Anon back
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>>1562326
Boi
A)Its way too late for that shit
B)You didn't roll right so it wouldn't count anyway
But thanks for trying i guess
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>>1562327
>jackie and janna get nat 1s on the first rolls
>everything explodes
>they also die.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1562326
>>1562332
Okay here's my second roll
I'm trying im on mobile
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1562339
Only first roll counts
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>>1562333
>The reason why Luna killed her universe was because of shit rolls.
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>>1562142
>>1562142
The Con roll...
A natural 1
The critical failure
Even Anon's WILL at a nat 1 is 10 total but...this is the most dire circumstances

>>1562143
CON winner...

>12 total

>>1562157
-2

>>1562184
+2

>>1562249
-2
>10 total
>Just enough
>You stay conscious
>For the whole thing
>For the whole...
>Entire
>thing

>ANON HAS TAKEN 15 DAMAGE<
>ANON IS AT 37 HEALTH<
>ANON IS NOW DISORIENTED<

>YOU ARE NOW IN AN ANTI-MAGIC ZONE<

>There's no explosion from the grenade
>A pulse
>Some kind of effusion in the air
>The silence however...

https://youtu.be/B_XEY-nsXag
https://youtu.be/6L-pR2R6lY8

>Your body isn't shaking
>It's shattering
>Stone flies off of you
>Your cloak drops limp against your body
>Muscles
>You can't fucking hear him
>The silence gets louder
>Your eyes aren't crystals anymore
>Your soul feels like it's been punched from your body
>Your skin isn't craggy or enchanted

>AC -4

>Your bones feel like jello
>You can sense every crack you've ever gotten in your skeleton
>That shattered mess of a tooth
>It's pain is magnified one hundred fold
>You have so many slivers of pain inside your skull
>Why do you go headfirst so much?
>There is no air around you to breathe
>Your very life force has been sucked clean from your body
>Dully you make out the sounds of gunfire
>You feel...confused
>Lost inside yourself
>As if the world were happening on the other side of a glass wall
>The Gargoyle just fucking exploded
>He's pebbles
>Marbles
>A single, now dead heart made from obsidian rolls to your feet
>The Green Light has flickered out
>You hear no more voices
>No suggestions
>No ideas
>Where are you?
>Who are you?
>Are you Anonymous?
>You... -were- anonymous.
>Now who are you?
>Babump
>You are a heartbeat
>A single pulse
>Your WILL is stronger than this
>Whatever that grenade was...
>You can't let it beat you
>Even if your ears are bleeding out green puss
>Even if Muscles has...oh dark unfeeling gods he's just ropes
>Just pink ropes flailing like worms into the cold air
>The Spook walks past you
>You drool blood as you stare at him go by
>He doesn't even make eye contact
>He's adjusting his tie
>He's headed for Dennis
>That same dead-stern look on his face
>You hear him talking into a communicator of some kind

>He's busy
>You are so absolutely fucked right now

what do?
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>>1562373
GET IN THE HOUSEVATOR
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>>1562376
NOW
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>>1562373
housevator time
please kill me
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>>1562373
HOUSEVATOR!

SCISSORS!

PRAY TO KEK?!

DO SOMETHING!
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>>1562376
WAIT SHIT, ANTI MAGIC SO HOUSEVATOR DOESN'T WORK
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>>1562376
We're in an anti magic zone

We need to get out

We could text hekapoo. Tech ain't magical.
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>>1562373
PUT FORTH ALL OF OUR MIGHT, ALL OF OUR DETERMINATION, ALL OF OUR WILL, ALL OF OUR LOVE INTO GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHITTY ANTI-MAGIC ZONE.
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>>1562391
THIS FUCKING THIS
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>>1562373
THEY CAN'T KILL YOU IF YOU KILL YOURSELF
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>>1562373
Get up. If he's going to kill us, we're going to look him in the eyes. We're in no condition to fight, but we won't go quietly.
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>>1562391
>housevator won't work
TIME FOR AN ALL OUT ASSAULT.

THIS
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>>1562373
>no magic
We run in the opposite direction. Not towards Janna but somewhere else, get enough trees and distance between us and the spook to scissor on out.
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>>1562379
Will that even work in an ANTI -MAGIC ZONE.
We need safety. Flee to Heckapoo?
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>>1562373
GET OUTTA THE ZONE
WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WHILE HERE
WE HAVE NO POWERS
NO MAGIC
NOTHING
SO WE NEED GOT GO
AND STAY GO FOR A WHILE
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Use whatever bit of strength we have left to throw the grenade away. The agent threw it at our feet, so we can throw it away the house outta here!
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>>1562405
again, anti-magic
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>>1562373
Get up, or crawl, out of the range of that anti magic zone. All of our shit is useless. Zombina, The Housevator, our Cape. We need to get out of that thing's range NOW.
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>>1562376

Changing my vote to get out of the zone.
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GET OUT OF THERE, STALKER
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>>1562373
get out of the zone and scissor away.
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>>1562373
Get out of the zone and housevator,get the funyons
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>>1562373
>>1562391
>>1562412
THIS.

>>1562412
Tech isn't magical, but I'm not so sure interdimensional telecommunications is non-magical... Perhaps some allies here? The Football Bros. Janna. Jackie. Star? Marco?
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>>1562428
The anti-magic zone may also fuck up Star.

We should warn her if we get out of this though.
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>>1562428
Jesus christ, when will you people get it through your thick ass skulls? Star and Marco are not our allies! They are not even our friends! Also, backup in genreral would take too long.
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>>1562430
I suppose I don't mind this idea.
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>>1562373
We need to fuck off while old boy is not on our tail
I doubt well get far before someone gets us but we need to a least be able to fight back
After this we REALLY need to get some weapons and but Anons stats unrelated to Muscles
But we can talk about thay later
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>>1562430
nah, she's a big girl, she can handle herself. besides, she's probably already seen these guys
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>>1562432
that may be true... but if Ludo/His supporters are present, that may be reason enough for them. "The enemy of my enemy..."
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>>1562373
Get going and get out of the Antimagic field.
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>>1562376
>>1562373
DIMENSIONAL SHIT AND MAGIC ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT RIGHT?
GET IN THERE
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>>1562443
>>1562373
NEVERMIND ALL THAT

KICK THE FUCKING GRANDE AWAY FROM US

THEN GET IN THE VATOR
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>no magic
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>>1562373
Did a MIB just take out two goddamn monsters by himself

Wicked

Seconding trying to Snake our way out of the AMZ and housevator.
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My friends, the time has come.
Time to count the votes...and see the path decided.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1562473
Our luck is a bit bad so I'm gonna waste a roll, see if I can move the RNG back to normal
>>
Our rolls may be shit, but at least the new KH3 trailer was released.
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>>1562485
So the door light darkness key in the war blade memories of unlock open heart grey magic emotions nobody?
Sounds neat.
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>>1562474
Well, 7 is a lucky number.
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>>1562373
>Get out of AMZ
>Scissors outta there
>See if we can't somehow warn Star
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>>1562373
Get away
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>>1562391
We crawl
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>>1562373
We get out
We hide
We plan
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I wonder why the MIBs are after us anyway

probably need a test subject for all their government magic biotech science, and they figure nobody will miss a poor kid from california.
Plus he said "nigger" online once so he's an acceptable target.
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>>1562514
Because we're a wildcard that's been rapidly amassing power over the course of a week. Plus possible Suicide Squad shenanigans with a bomb being implanted into our neck.
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>>1562517
You know, if they asked nicely (and sent someone relatively honest/ignorant because we read minds), there's a good chance we would have worked with them willingly.

Dimension scissors alone would be incredibly useful. Plus if we get a government job this early on, we wouldn't have to worry about school/income anymore.

But they had to be assholes.
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>>1562517
You will never have a bomb implanted in your intestines by your childhood girlfriend who died in a fire so she used a time paradox to teleport you to the titanic (but not really) to uncover a psychic conspiracy.
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>>1562514
possibly because all the weird shit we got under a week. we also threw a car at a foreign dignatary. This might be their way of dealing with a diplomatic incident.
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>>1562527
Nah, I've been on /pol/ enough to know where this is going.
A random dude shows up, memes completely wrong, tries to imply he's on the right side of history despite contradicting himself, and tries to bribe us with Ass Defect: Andromeda.
Trust me, the Feds haven't got a single clue how to relate peacefully to 3senpai.
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>>1562508
>>1562504
>>1562443
>>1562454
>>1562428
>>1562411
>>1562406
>>1562376
>>1562391


>The votes

>Throw Grenade
2 votes

>Housevator
4 votes

>Call for help
1 vote

>WILL TO FREEDOM
9 votes

>RUN
11 votes

>Kys
1 votes

Twice we nearly had a tie


THE PATH IS CHOSEN


>You can barely breathe still
>When you suck air in blood splatters from your nose down your throat
>Your eyes pulse with every heartbeat
>Your WILL is holding on by it's cracked and shredded fingernails
>You don't even look back
>Only forward
>Then up
>You look up...
>At the stars

https://youtu.be/A3yCcXgbKrE

>A: "Hrr...Luna..."
>???: "Yes sir. There were three of them. One of them appears to be royalty."
>You take on shuddering step
>You fall to your hands and knees
>Veins are bulging in your neck
>Another step
>You choke out a ball of meat that rolls out into a pile of teeth
>You nearly vomit
>???: "I understand. Yes. The original target is still alive."
>A: "Jackie..."
>You look back up
>Only at the stars
>Only at the moon
>Only thinking about one thing
>The Quest
>???: "Understood."

>Caclick
>BANG!


...roll Dex
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1562546
the dice
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1562546
RIP
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1562546
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1562546
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1562546
MOVE YOU SHIT!
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1562546
>>1562549
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1562549
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1562546
Fuck.
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1562549
>>1562546
RIP
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1562546
TRASH ROLLS FOR THE TRASH MAN
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1562546
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

I AM NOT READY TO HIT THOSE SHOWERS YET BOI
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1562546
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T FUCK UP
>>
15+4+2

EVERYONE

STOP ROLLING! WE MAY HAVE DONE IT!
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>>1562558
FINALLY, SOMETHING RESEMBLING SUCCESS.
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>>1562555
>>1562558
MOM! DO YOU FUCKING HEAR US MOMMY! WE'RE NOT STOPPING UNTIL WE FIND YOU AND BRING YOU BACK! AND NO CHICKEN SHIT, ZOOT SUIT, CRACKER ASS WILL SMITH LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER'S GOING TO STOP US!
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1562546
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Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

kek
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1562546
rip Anon
>>
STOP FUCKING ROLLING
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Rolled 2, 18, 9 + 4 = 33 (3d20 + 4)

>>1562546
Feel free to ignore my roll or take only the 1st dice or whatever.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1562546
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

DODGE MEWGGA
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>>1562568
NO YOU FOOL
MUSCLES IS FUCKED REMEMBER
WE DONT HAVE THE +4
KEEP ROLLING
WE NEED THIS
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1562546
>>
>three 20's

Okay, I think we can stop now.
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NOW STOP FUCKING ROLLING
>>1562593
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>>1562555
>>1562558
>>1562575
>>1562593
>21 total
Good enough.
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>>1562595
>>1562596
The DC will be 25
And then you will feel bad
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>>1562600
Enough of your bitching.

We play a risky game here, and risking chances for 1s is a fools errand.

Que sera, sera.
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>>1562606
I want to risk my chance for a 1 but I already rolled.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1562546
HEre's hoping for another
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

H-h-ere I go!
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>>1562648
>>1562649
Threading close there
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>>1562558
>>1562558

The winner

>15 total
>>1562555
+2
>>1562575
+2
>>1562593
+2

>21 total

>ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 25 DAMAGE<

>Anonymous is at 7 HP<

>Bone and blood blast out of your chest
>From the right hand side
>You drop for a second
>Dress shoes gently pad the grass as the MIB approaches you
>A: "Hrk..."
>Your hand
>Your poor human hand grips the dirt
>The single arm attached to it drags your forward
>Over your own guts
>Over your shredded skin

https://youtu.be/WVbrycPKXZQ

>???: "What?"
>You look back
>Both eyes piercing holes into the man in front of you
>Something stirs deep from under your horrible body
>A seething shred of pink light that burns out of your pupils
>You feel your head leave the antimagic zone
>You push yourself up on an elbow
>Muscles' ropes and tendons don't support you
>You fall back
>Spit
>SHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>You open a portal
>Just beyond the zone
>???: "You are no longer human."
>You still can't speak
>Your face does all the talking
>Feral
>Distorted
>Quickly growing spines up the crook of your neck
>The Agent levels his gun
>You drop yourself into the portal
>You fall

cont
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>>1562652
>>1562652
I did my best!
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>>1562656

>Some strange music overtakes your imagination
>A: "Que Sera, Sera...wha- what am I?"
>Far, far below you see the world rising up to meet you
>A castle
>A dead one
>With long forgotten gardens
>An abandoned temple to a nameless king
>Are you on Mewni?
>Are you somewhere on earth?
>You don't know
>You can barely stay awake
>Your body
>Your mind
>You have nothing left
>A: "Nothing..."
>You close your eyes
>Just before shattering the plate-glass roof ot the tallest tower chamber

>Glass rains down
>On a crumbled throne
>In a forgotten castle
>There rests the broken body of a king...
>Anonymous
>His bones pushed through his limbs
>His jaw shattered into a hundred tiny pieces
>His eyes misaligned from skull fractures
>His monster arm having been all that stopped his fall
>Spreading like wings into the wreckage around him
>Splattered
>Slowly seeping into the crumbling black bones that stare from their forlorn positions in this crypt of a keep

>You are Anonymous
>The boy at war against the world
>You have lost a battle here today...but you refused to lay down and die
>The question is...in this sleep of near death...

>A figure emerges from the shadows
>One with a straight back
>Broad shoulders
>An inquisitive expression
>An unfeeling voice
>A reptillian face
>With eyes that seal of their intent like emerald bulkheads

>He looks down on you and whispers to himself

>Toffee: "What dreams may come?"


end
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>>1562658
F-fuck man...
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>>1562658
We....might have fucked up
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>>1562658
Welp
Time to make deal with the devil.

Shitlist to kill:
-Ludo
-Ludo
-Agents
-Winged chicken
-Tall ludo
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>>1562666
>Deal with the devil
>Satanic trips

We may be a Suicide Squad yet... For Toffee.
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>>1562658
NO! GO BEZEREK AND UNSHACKLE OUR MORTAL FORM FROM HUMAN LIMITS. REACH OUT AND CONSUME.
>>
We do NOT have a good track record with ambushes.

It feels like no matter how powerful we get, we'll get screwed over anyway because of fucking dice.
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>>1562658
Oh shitballs....
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>>1562658
>Toffee
OK, I'm going to have to put my foot down and say "no." And further more, "Hell no!"
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>>1562683
What if he offers us an ability that gives ALL our rolls advantage?
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>>1562689
NO! I am not trusting Toffee under any circumstances! Beware the fucking reptile! I'm not going to let Anon get Ludoed into a meat puppet minion of Toffees.
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>>1562689
What'd be better out of these selections?

>All rolls with advantage
>19 is now treated as a critical hit
>1 is no longer treated as a critical failure
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>>1562694
The problem is, what other options do we have? we are literally a kick away from death and he might be our only salvation now.
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>>1562694
He just may want to talk, have some tea.

If he has anything to offer us in exchange for Star then whatever, fuck the blonde bimbo.

I mean, we're practically kin.
>>
>>1562694
What's your suggestion then? Seriously, what can we possibly hope to do here than agree to whatever he says?
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>>1562697
sounds good, might want to talk it over with Quest
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>>1562697
19 treated as crit
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>>1562700
Uh, simple, it's called GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE ASAP! We are not going to become his fucking pawn.
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>>1562704
>His bones pushed through his limbs
>His jaw shattered into a hundred tiny pieces
>His eyes misaligned from skull fractures
>His monster arm having been all that stopped his fall
>Spreading like wings into the wreckage around him
>Splattered
>Slowly seeping into the crumbling black bones that stare from their forlorn positions in this crypt of a keep


Sure, we can just walked the fuuck out of there
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>>1562704
Literally how?

We're fucking broken. Our bones shattered, Muscles incapacitated, covered in stone, glass in our body, and our jaw is fucking gone.

We are in NO position to do a damn thing, except hope we can get healed in exchange for some bullshit of Toffees. We won't get held down under his will forever.
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>>1562704
The injuries we have aren't the kind you just sleep off and he's the only one we can bfb in a large radius. We can't force him to either so a deal is needed, we just have to try and swing it in our favour.
>>
>>1562706
>>1562709
Blood for Blood?
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>>1562697
All of them.

At once.
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>>1562706
>>1562709
Do you clods not know what the term ASAP means? It means As Soon As POSSIBLE. Meaning, the second we are ABLE to we fucking leave. No matter the "debt" we may owe Toffee, no matter what scheme he has cooked up, we are LEAVING!
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>>1562717

Nah. Ill take toffee's deal and become the son of lie
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>>1562717
Do you really think Toffee isn't going to get some insurance before then?
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>>1562718
No, you retarded shit! That's how you become a fucking meat puppet!
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>>1562723
Who knows
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>>1562658
>>1562606
>"Que sera,sera..."
Weird...
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>>1562698
>>1562706
>>1562709
>>1562712
Fucking these. We're spilling a whole lot more than our spaghetti at the moment, lads. Stabilize ourselves out of a critical situation, reorient and then re-prioritize.
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>>1562731
Are we finally going to fix our decision making?
Finally consider every consequences?

Hope so
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>>1562697
19 as crit, assuming it still gives +2.
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>>1562736
I'd rather fix the dice system.

Hypothetically speaking, we could make the "best" decisions possible and still get fucked by nat 1's.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7yIy0Z6axs
End theme
>>
Right. So Ludo's pretty much #1 on our Shitlist right now.

Gotta unrek ourselves, first and foremost.

Then, we gotta get out of whatever bind Toffee placed us in.

If we still have money, we should visit Quest Buy to see if we can get anything helpful in our current objectives.

We know very little about the MIBs. They might not even be government. The more we can find out, the better.

Following that, we steal Skeletor's eyes,
Summon a wand in the Dead world,
Kill Ludo and his army,
Do whatever needs to be done to stop those MIBs,
And then maybe chillax a bit.
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>>1562758
You forgot the part where we save Mom. That's like, #1 priority. She can teach and guide us soooooo much.
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OH SHIT! DIDNT WE HAVE FUNYOS?

but...we dont have jaws...unless susan want to shew it for us
>>
Finally Muscles is dead
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>>1562764
Ha, you wish.
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>>1562764
y u hatin tho
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Middle of the night roll to give us good luck for next session
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Just another bad roll
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1562945
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

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Welp. Now we are part of the SCP 'Verse too boyz.

I hope we dont meet 687
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>>1563231
i must have a link
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>>1563250
seems like i was wrong in the numbers but whatever.


http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682
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>>1563276
i mean for anon in this quest
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>>1563392
>>1563392
Do you mean the character sheet, friend?

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
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>>1563438
nope on scp for anon that you are going to possibly write
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Rolled 8, 18, 7, 17, 11, 15, 1 = 77 (7d20)

Prank'd
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

This roll is Anon's chances of signing a benefiting contract with Toffee.
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>>1564300
>>1564300
%110 memed

bless, friend
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>>1564300
>Dump all your points into Wis and spells
>Get an anti-magic grenade up the spoophole
>Literally burst into treats and spaghetti in front of the god of monsters

NEXT TIME WE TRAIN WE TRAIN TO DODGE
>>
Important info
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>>1564888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvS6zMThiZU
Mister Piccolo shakes his head in disgust at us
>>
ANNOUNCEMENT POST

Next session TOMORROW, MONDAY
at 3:00pm US CENTRAL TIME!
>>
it's currently 5:35am US Central.
So, 9.5 hours from this post, quest resumes.
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>>1564959
Fuck

YES
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>>1565972
how long is left now?
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For anyone who doesn't follow Transformer I' want to point out that according to a sect of multiversal police Unicron has devoured 22.56% of all known universes.
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>>1565972
>>1566078
Use your timezone to calculate the difference or use one of the many timezone converters online if you can't into basic addition/subtraction.
For example, using my timezone as a basis (GMT master race), with Quest's CST timezone all I have to do to get the correct time is to add 5 hours, meaning 3 pm is actually 9 pm for me.
Knowing this, you won't have to keep tabs on the thread or ask how much time is left, you can go about your day knowing the exact time shit will get real with Toffee.
>>
>>1566121
Still gonna call him Taffy, even if he sews us back together wrong.
>>
>>1566165
>Calling Toffee Taffy
Dude.... that sounds hilarious. We should totally call him that!
>>
Let's call him Daddy instead
>>
>>1566267
support
>>
>>1566267
>Daddy
>Not BROTHEEER!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zI7cNhTIOEI
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>>1566458
If Toffee really is a descendant of Eclipsa like the fandom thinks then this is an apt comparison.
>>
>>1566464
We can probably gain an edge in whatever discussion he has with us. Ask if he knows Luna.

I can't recall, but I think she mentioned him at one time. Might be wrong.
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>>1566467
Someone mentioned not trusting the reptile, don't remember who.

It might have been Glossaryk a couple threads ago and if it was I'd like to apologize to Quest for not remembering. I've been drunk for almost 5 days now.
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>>1566467
>Revealing our secrets to Toffee
OH MY GOD, NO!

>>1566473
It was Mom. Mom directly told us that.
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>>1566475
Ah, so that's right off the table then.
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>>1566481
Not entirely. We don't have to trust him, but we might be able to be... mutually beneficial semi-allies.
At least, temporarily.
We just need to see what he has to offer.
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>>1566475
>Staying as a collared bitch to Toffee

Showing we have the same Mami can ease relations. He can even be an ally of ours.
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>>1566494
>The same Mami
Who the fuck told you Luna was eclipsa? Why the fuck would you think that? Eclipsa is currently being imprisoned by Rhombulus. Mom is currently lying in THE HOLE waiting for us. They are not the same fucking person.

Also,
>Trusting Toffeee
>When Mom specifically told us not to trust Toffee

WHY!?
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>>1566492
>>1566494
When a woman tells you not to trust her son he's usually into some shit that'll get you and those closest to you stabbed or just kinda disappointing. Honestly it could go either way as far as Toffee goes.

>>1566504
I thought it was all but confirmed she was.

I mean, she could be Eclipsas' daughter and Toffee is her son. Eclipsa would be a hundred or so years old at this point.
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>>1566492
half support and yes but still DONT TRUST HIM
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>>1566512
I bet you fucking think she's a book too. No, she's not Eclipsa. She's a completely original character made up by Quest who only used Eclipsa's eyes to represent her because they're cool and creepy.
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>>1566267
support
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>>1566515
Now your just being silly. There is a lot of things hinting at her being Eclipsa and while yeah it is probably a ruse it's still possible.

Unless there's some shit in discord about it that I don't know about because i don't go there.
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>>1566523
Mom told us the hole was her homeworld. That planet is not Mewni. Luna is from Mewni. Ergo, Mom isn't Luna.
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>>1566492
Thats actually what i have thinking about
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>>1566523
Regardless if she's Eclipsa or not, let's NOT tell Toffee about her.

>>1566543
N-no. The placeholder name for Mom has been Luna. Because we can't comprehend her real one. Eclipsa is the one who Mom is not. Eclipsa is from Mewni.
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>>1566543
Alternate timelines and universes have been brought up by Quest, no reason she isn't from an alternate Mewni.
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>>1566543
Mom is from another reality. It is entirely that was the Mewni of another reality. Probably not though, there's near infinite worlds/dimensions in each reality.
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>>1566558
Wait, goddammit, what if Luna is altMoon?
>>
Snitches get stitches.
Don't say nothing.
Let "A lizard called slick-back" do all the jawing, see.
>>
>>1566584
support
>>
>>1566584
>Don't say nothing.
....... I think that means you want to say something. But I'm going to assume you still mean to not talk to him, and support.
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>>1566610
i was thinking we are just going to be quite and wait for his offer and silently thinking
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GENTLEMEN!

I am sick...my apologies for being late


SESSION START!

>You are Anonymous
>9 years old

https://youtu.be/UV8x7H3DD8Y

>You throw the covers off your body
>Leap out of your race-car-clown bed
>Your MOTHAFUCKIN STREET SHARK PJs are fresh as fuck
>You stretch
>A: "MmmmAA!"
>Your room is clean
>Your house smells like gingerbread
>Today is the day
>Christmas
>You know for a good fact it's going to be the perfect one
>Because you have been good all year long
>Even when Dad was mean
>Even when Mom was sleepy and took naps through your Saturdays when you were supposed to go to the park
>Or the mall
>Or anywhere
>Even when the other kids were mean
>Even when your teachers were mean!
>Mr Albatross across the street lost his eye because of you...but he was being mean and weird!
>Mom said God would forgive you
>So surely Santa will too!
>You are Anonymous
>You have been a good boy
>All
>Year
>So you asked Santa for only one thing
>The perfect Christmas
>To reunite your family


>You are currently up in your room

>Get dressed
>Get clean

or

>Run downstairs

What do?
>>
>>1566648
Get clean
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>>1566648
get clean first
>>
>>1566648
IT'S CHRISTMAS! RUN DOWN LIKE ANY SANE KID WOULD!
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>>1566648
>>Get clean
>>
>>1566648
We're gonna be perfect for our perfect family
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>>1566648
Get clean
>>
>>1566648
>>Run downstairs
The only right answer for a kid at christmas day
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>>1566648
We kids. We runnin' downstairs.
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>>1566660
>>1566653
We're not sane, and if we're not perfect, daddy will be mad
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>>1566648
>Get clean
it must be perfect
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>>1566648
>Run downstairs
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>>1566663
Actually, since this is before the second worst day of our life, we're extremely sane! We haven't been mentally scarred. Yet.
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>>1566648
>>Get dressed
>>Get clean
Gotta look good while tearing these presets up.
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>>1566648
RUN DOWNSTAIRS IT'S CHRISTMAS
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>>1566648
Get clean
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>>1566648
>>1566661
Screw it. Changing to get clean.
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>>1566648
>get clean
HAHA
TIME FOR DOMESTIC ABUSE
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>>1566648
>get clean
We must be the model Kid for the Perfect family to be right
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>>1566648
Run downstairs like the wide-eyed kid you still are.
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>>1566648
Nigga we're a kid. You're running down those steps, anybody who said to clean I feel sorry for you, you've already forgotten what child like whimsy feels like.

>Run down stairs
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Time to Cou-hohohouuunt The Votes!
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THE VOTES!

>Run downstairs, it's Christmas!
6 votes

>Get Dressed
1 vote

>Get clean. Must be perfect
11 votes!


>You dash out of your room and down the dim hall
>No idea what time it is
>Who cares?
>It's Christmas
>You throw open the door and hop up on your stool
>Yeah that's right
>Your little ass has his own stool that he uses to see over the sink
>You bought some Christmas stickers to plaster all over it
>Because you knew how special today would be
>A little water on the face
>Some toothpaste
>WOOOOSH!
>You're a fresh and sparkling new boy!
>Look at that face
>You step out and then dash downstairs in your traditional lucky pajamas
>You see the tree
>It's gorgeous
>Took Mom and you hours to get it right
>You feel a smooch on the back of your head
>M: "There he is."
>Mom
>You reach out and hug her as soon as you know she's there to be hugged
>She rubs your hair and back
>Then gets up, strolling over to the couch in her fuzzy pink bathrobe
>She's wearing antlers
>Already has a funny smelling eggnog
>Oh, mom
>There's just one issue
>Where are the presents?

https://youtu.be/ARq6uYSsUq0?list=PL89LCGhOkoagE7E54mOhfuA3bAFlIBRtA

>Mom is nodding to the sound of her Christmas music
>She turns on the TV, looking at the usual Christmas weather forecast
>Hot and Sunny
>M: "California's got nothing on Kansas Christmas. Never even a flake of snow."


>Ask where dad is
>Ask where the presents are
>Snuggle Mom
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>>1566738
>>Ask where dad is
>>Ask where the presents are
>>Snuggle Mom
all of these
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>>1566740
Support! All of the above!
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>>1566738
All of them
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>>1566738
s-snuggle mom, don't let the disappointment show
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>>1566740
support
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>>1566738
Snuggle Mom. Then go into the Kitchen for some egg nog.
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>>1566738
Awaken from this nightmare
We know how it ends
A reality of pain is preferable
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>>1566738
>Ask where dad is
After all, all we wanted was to reunite the family.

also,
>Snuggle Mom
>>
>Snuggle Mom
>Ask where dad is
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>>1566740
>>1566738
A-All of the above?
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>>1566738
WAKE UP
>>
>>1566740
Support.
>>
>>1566738
WAKE UP

The wish was to see mom and dad be happy, wasn't it? Would make sense no presents under the tree in such a case.

Snuggle mom and ask about dad!
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>>1566738
>Snuggle Mom
IT'S SNUGGLE TIME
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>>1566740
Support
>>
>>1566738
>Snuggle Mom
And only snuggle we need to be good boys
And good boys trust there parents
So only snuggles now
>>
Anons dad wear santa costume. Punches his faces for asking where the gifts are.
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>>1566738
Snuggle time
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>>1566740
Supporting
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>>1566738
All of the above
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>>1566740
Supporting.

I already expect despair and misery from the beginning.

I feel ill.
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>>1566744
Im changing to snuggle and ask about papa
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>>1566760
Supporting
>>
Look at all these good little boys and girls!
I'd better get to counting up those votes!
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>>1566740
Support. This is our crucible, the fire that first forged us. We have failed and it is now time for suffering.

But this suffering will make us anew. Like the Phoenix from the ashes. Our iron will must be forged into steel. I expect suffering for it is all we have known.

Be resolute fellow anons our rebirth is at hand.
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>>1566799
>our rebirth is at hand.
Dude, this happened, like, five years ago. This has been with us for that whole time. This isn't a rebirth, this is a reaffirmation.
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Can't wait for daddy to beat us to death while mummy watches and laughs.
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THE VOTES!

https://youtu.be/jw1RuGho2Yc?list=PL89LCGhOkoagE7E54mOhfuA3bAFlIBRtA

>Where's Dad?
3 votes

>Where's the presents?
0 votes (So unselfish)

>Snuggle Mom it's cozy time
8 votes

>All of the above!
11 votes

Now that's some Christmas Spirit!

>WAKE UP
4 votes
How fucking dare you...That isn't very nice, children.

>You dive into mom's lap
>M: "Hey, wachit! Almost got a face full of 'Nog."
>She takes a long drink, stirring the thick beverage with a candy cane
>You roll onto your back and reach up for her face
>She smiles
>Leaning down, you vanish in your moms huge head of curly blonde hair
>M: "How's my little king of Christmas?"
>A: "Mo~m I'm just Anon! You can be the King."
>M: "Mom's can't be Kings we're too important."
>She boops your nose with hers
>Your laugh cracks her up
>She throws back her head, giving you some air
>A: "When's dad coming?"
>Mom gives you her own version of the George Constanza face, clearly unnerved by your question
>M: "Do you -want- to see him today?"
>A: "Well, yeah! It's Christmas!"
>She shakes her head, still smiling
>A: "Oh and the presents. I guess he might have them, huh?"
>Her face drops a bit
>She breaks eye contact
>M: "What did you wish for this year, honey?"
>You almost tell her
>A: "Hey!"
>You're too smart for that
>A: "You already told me if I tell anyone my Christmas wish it won't come true!"
>M: "Haha, you got me."
>You snuggle her neck
>M: "Tell you what. I have your stocking already stuffed. Want a crack at it?"


>Open stockings with Mom
>Wait for Dad, don't want to start without him
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>>1566849
>Wait for Dad, don't want to start without him
>>
>>1566849
>Wait for dad
>>
>>1566849
WAKE UP
>>
>>1566849
A perfect Christmas is had with both your parents watching you opening up everything! Also, stocking is saved for last for a nice small send off to all the present opening!
>>
>>1566849
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP
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>>1566849
>>Wait for Dad, don't want to start without him
Max suffering
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>>1566849
Wake up baby boy
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>>1566849
>>Wait for Dad, don't want to start without him
>>
>>1566849
>Wait for dad, please.
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>>1566849
WAKE ME UP
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>>1566861
>>1566864
>>1566867
Why do you guys want to skip the mid june christmas special?
>>
>WAKE UP
>>
>>1566849
>Wait for Dad, don't want to start without him
God this is gonna be good
>>
>>1566849
WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP
>>
>>1566875
you already know how this ends
(if you've been reading the quest)
>>
>>1566849
WAKE UP BEFORE THE BAD STUFF HAPPENS
>>
>>1566849
>wait for dad
>>
>>1566849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96MiYk9VYvc
>>
>>1566883
Wait was it this christmas?
>>
>>1566849
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP THIS NOT REAL
>>
>>1566849
WAKE ANON UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsBLGzTMFIM
>>
WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP
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>>1566899
>inb4 we have to roll and dice fucks us over
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>>1566849
>Wait for Dad, don't want to start without him
>>
Ohoho! You've all been so good this year. Even the naughty list is looking pretty nice!

Stop. Resisting.

Time to count up our votes!
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>>1566849
Wake up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wtsEtTwdAig
>>
>WAKE UP ANON
>WAKE UP TO THE AGONY
>PAIN IS REAL
>THIS MEMORY IS ILLUSION
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>>1566915
FUCK YOU SANTA
WEVE NEVER BEEN A GOOD BOY
YOU ELF DIDDLER
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>>1566915
Fug u Santa. Ur a homo. Also thanks for getting me that PSP that one year with Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, that was really kind.
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>>1566918

Forgot the good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juX75Nid6eg
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>>1566915
>Stop. Resisting.
WAKEUP
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>>1566928
That's a cute dog.
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>>1566849
Wake up becuse bad things are happening to us in the waking world
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>>1566940
Pumping Star full of Anon's sperm and not taking responsibility as a final ruse
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I hope you all realize this is Toffee putting the whammy on us.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>THE VOTES

>Wait for Dad! It's not christmas without him
11 votes

>Open the Stockings now! Can't hurt to start the fun a little early
0 votes
You filth. You ingrates.

>WAKE UP
15 votes


>M: "Anon. Sweetie are you ok?"
>You feel sick
>Airy
>Like you've been filled with helium and bad Spasghettios
>You still cannot pronounce that damn word
>A: "Mama..."
>Your mom puts her hand to your forehead
>You blink away the fogginess
>What are you thinking?
>You see lights
>Explosions
>Hear voices

"???: >people cannot prosper on altruism alone, therefor there must be selfishness in order to make people want to strive"

???: "Someone has read too much Atlas Shrugged"

A: "F-fug you santa. Ur a homo. Also thanks for getting...getting me that PSP."
>Your Mom shakes you
>M: "Anon! Anon you're scaring me, Anon what's wrong!?"
>BOOM
>BOOM
>BOOM
>He's knocking
>He has a key...
>He doesn't care.
>Dad always knocks when he comes home

ROLL WILL
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Rolled 11, 4 + 9 = 24 (2d20 + 9)

>>1566967
FIGHT IT
>>
Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1566967
Time to wake up, I guess.
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1566967
FUCK THE POLICE STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1566967
Well shit. Rolling.
>>
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1566967
>>
Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1566967
Death
is
freedom
>>
Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1566967
>>
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1566968
whoops
>>
Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1566967
TIME TO WAKE UP
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>>1566974
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
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>>1566974
Like pottery
>>
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1566967
DON'T FUCK UP
>>
>>1566974
Welp
Even in dream, our will failed us
>>
>>1566974
Looks like we're not waking up.
>>
>>1566967
WAKE UP
>>
Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

We are stronger than this
We already defeated Dad
Fuck this memory
Fucking Fuck this Trauma
Ayy-Waken My Anon
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>>1566974
YOU FUCKED UP
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>>1566991
TOO LATE GO MASTURBATE
>>
Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1566967
WE CAN DO ANYTHING
>>
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1566967
Just wake up you fuccboi our story ain't over yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOu3KIDHqxc
>>
>>1566974
Watch us wake up right as taffy is sewing us up, literally and we broke the memory filter and get to live through every, single stitch.

EMBRACE THE PAIN ANON
IT IS A GOOD PAIN
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>>1566974
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

We're fucked
>>
>>1566974
YES!!!!!
>>
Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1566967
>>
If i get a crit we're waking up!
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1566967
inb4 1
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HAHAHA I WANTED TO SLEEP ANYWAY
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>>1566974
>>1566967
WAKE UP YOU LITTLE SHIT

WAKE UP
>>
>>1567010
>>
IT DIDN'T ROLL TWICE
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>1566967
rolling because the roll a shit
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>>1566967
Boop
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>>1566974
>>1566974
Good.


https://youtu.be/iSgEDKjmT5o?list=PL89LCGhOkoagE7E54mOhfuA3bAFlIBRtA&t=78

>The door is opening
>You shake your head clear
>The lights go away, replaced by the warm glow of the Christmas you promised yourself
>That was promised by Santa
>You turn
>A: "Dad!"
>Dad
>M: "Hey, John."
>D: "...Merry Christmas."
>You hop off Mom and stand up from the couch
>You almost run to hug Dad but he isn't smiling
>That's never good
>He looks you up and down
>D: "You're not even dressed."
>His eyebrows twitch
>Mom has gone quiet
>Dad can sense the tension in the air
>He smiles
>D: "C'maaan. It's Christmas! Where's that egg nog!?"
>You smile
>Hug your Dad
>He ruffles your hair
>He smells like aftershave and peppermint
>M: "I'll go get it from the kitchen."
>D: "I'll come with."
>He slaps your shoulders
>D: "Hold it down in here, kiddo."
>You're left in the living room for a moment
>Which is when you spot it
>Something under the tree...
>It's shiny
>New
>With a bright pink bow
>You fall to your knees
>Crawl across the carpet
>It's...
>A: "A book?"
>A tag hangs off the side
>"Anonymous" it reads
>D: "What the FUCK do you think!? Huh!?"
>Your attention is pulled away
>To the kitchen
>Mom and Dad are glaring at each other
>The music has stopped
>Dad hit the stereo
>He makes eye contact with you
>D: "What are you looking at, huh!? Open your presents!"

>There aren't any presents
>Stop it.
>I didn't ask for any
>>
>>1567061
WAKE UP
TRY AGAIN
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>>1567061
Leaving this world isn't as scary as it sounds.

Wake up.
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>>1567061
>Read the book
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>>1567061
READ BOOK! READ IT NOW! BOOK! PINK! MOM!
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>>1567061
WAKE UP BEFORE OUR PALMS GET SWEATY
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>>1567061
Fuck the present. Slap ourselves in the face with the book if we have to. We're waking up.
>>
Wake up
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>>1567061
AWAKEN MY ANON
WAKE UP YOU DAFT BASTARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
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Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567061
WAKE UP

Forget dreams!
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>>1567061
WAKE UP

WAKE UP

WAKE UP
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>>1567061
>>1567071
>>1567067
Support. Do both.
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>>1567061
WAKE UP
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>>1567061
>Quest giving us options
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
WE NEED TO WAKE THE FUG UP
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>>1567061
>Time to read
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>>1567061
Read the book
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Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567061
This yucky feeling from fighting is our life. And we have to embrace it. Our life isn't some shit christmas special, its a shit show and we need to WAKE UP and face it.
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>>1567061
>>There aren't any presents
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>>1567061
>>Stop it.
WAKE UP. COME ON! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cylnayAAwbk
AREN'T WE GIFTED WITH UNSHAKABLE WILL!? WAKE UP
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>>1567061
You can't keep a good man down. We're waking up whether you like it or not.
Oh, and if we have the time, read the book too.
>>
>Remember we aren't 9
>Remember our will
>Where is Muscles?
>Where is our cloak?
>Where is jackie?

>WAKE UP
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>>1567061
>I didn't ask for any
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>>1567104
Fuck the book, we're saying daddy's our present.
"I didn't ask for anything but you~"

WAKE UP
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>>1567061
>You fall to your knees
>Crawl across the carpet
>It's...
>A: "A book?"
>A tag hangs off the side
>"Anonymous" it reads

OPEN THE BOOK

OPEN THAT FUCKING BOOK
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>>1567120
DON'T TOFFEE IS PROBABLY READING OUR MIND
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>>1567120
IGNORE THE BOOK
ITS A TRAP
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>>1567061
Don't open it it's a trick
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DON'T READ THE BOOK TOFFEE IS READING OUR MINDS AND THR BOOK IS PROBABLY LUNA

HE WANTS LUNAS SECRETS N SHIT

DONT

READ

THE

BOOK
>>
Folks. Recall the foreshadowing of these events prior. "Silver scales" were seen in a dream. Toffee, the silver scaled lizardman, is right next to our unconscious body. it is more than likely that we are being probed for information. Do. Not. Trust. The. Lizard.
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OPEN THE BOOK. WE CAN BE STRONGER WITH IT
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>>1567061
Wake up
Just FUCKING WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
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>>1567061
Wake up
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>Toffee: "What dreams may come?"

guys, if we read the book, Toffee is going to gain the information he wants. That is his portal to our memories. This is how he manipulates us.
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>>1567132
NO HE WILL STEAL THE SECRETS AND WILL STEAL AWAY MOMMA

OUR BRAIN IS HERE REMEMBERING BAD DAD THOUGHTS TO WARN US OF DANGER

WAKE
THE FUCK
UP
ANON

ITS WHATS REALLY GOOD!
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>>1567071
Changing vote to not reading.
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>>1567120
FUCK YOUR BOOK AND FUCK THIS DREAM
WAKE THE FUCK UP
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WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP
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>>1567142
NO!
THE BOOK IS MOMMA TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH US!
SHE IS THE KEY TO GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION!
>>
Wake me up.
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>>1567164
WE DONT NEED MAMA
WE NEED TO WAKE UP
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>>1567172
WE NEED MAMA TO WAKE UP!
SHE ALWAYS HELPS US WHEN WE MOST NEED IT!
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>>1567178
She is fucking dead
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>>1567178
that's not Luna though
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>There aren't any presents
1 vote

>Stop. You're violating the nap.
0 votes

>I never asked for this Christmas
1 vote

>Wake up
No.
19 votes

>Open THE BOOK
6 votes

>CRAAAeeeeK!
>A crack
>One as long as your whole body forms up the side of the wall
>The whole house seems to shake
>Your dad is unmoved
>He's stomping towards you
>D: "You answer when I'm talking to you, Anonymous!"
>You squint
>Cough
>Blood comes out of your mouth
>D: "Oh, Christ."
>Dad screams over the sound of the street crumbling apart outside
>D: "Are you sick!?"
>He grabs your arm
>Hard
>D: "Did you come down here to make me and your mother SICK!?"
>HE SWINGS DOWN

https://youtu.be/cmnMarFEg6Q?list=PL89LCGhOkoagE7E54mOhfuA3bAFlIBRtA

>Mom starts up the music again
>You don't even feel the hit
>It's like you've been hit a thousand times before
>Your head snaps
>The book ribbon falls to bits
>You don't let it go
>You look up at your father
>Blood streaming from the corners of your eyes
>A: "Dad..."

ROLL WILL!
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>>1567189
Who in the world told you Mom was dead?
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>>1567178
But then Toffee would become aware of Luna's existence. And if you ask "What is he going to do with that information"; it's fucking Toffee.
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>>1567189
>>1567190
NO! SHE IS ALIVE IN THE HOLE AND WE ARE GONNA RESCUE HER!
THIS IS PROOF THAT SHE IS ALIVE AND TRYING TO HELP US!
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Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567193
AWAKEN
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Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567193
WAKE UUUUUUUUPPPPPP
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Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567193
Rolling.
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Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567193
FUCK YOU TOFFEE
>>
Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567193
WE NEVER LEFT HIS SHONEY'S
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1567193
>>
Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567193
PUNCH HIM BACK
>>
Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567193
Take two
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>>1567200
NAT FUCKING 20

FUCK YOU TOFFEE, AND FUCK YOU DAD!
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Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1567193
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>>1567200
THE POWER OF AKU MOTHER FUCKERS
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Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567193
>>
>>1567200
>>1567200>>1567203


OH SHIT NIGGA
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Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567193
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Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567193
>>1567200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQvLECht08
WE WAKING UP BOYS
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Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1567193
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BEGONE LIGGER
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>>1567200
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LIGGERS EXIT THE ROOM
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Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

THANKS FOR WAKING UP MUSCLES

BITCH

OUR MIND NOW
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1567193
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Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1567193
>>1567200


READ NIGGA

READ
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>>1567193
Hey, might as well go for another 20.Or 1. Either works, really.
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Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1567241
y do i keep forgetting 2 roll
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>>1567193
>Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1567200
>Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)
>>1567241
>>1567247
A natural 20 overrides all modifier crits, this is as good as it gets.
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>>1567247
Haha, forgetful 20.
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>>1567255
Let people feel good son
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>>1567263
>Let people feel good son
>feel good
No, he needs to wake up.
>>
>Anon derps out
>Can't get out of the mind probe
>The power of stinkmeaner and skelenigga take over
>Anon snaps out of it
>Leaps from the table and kicks toffee in his chest


WHAT'S REALLY GOOD?!
>>
>>1567287
THIS
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>>1567287
our body is shattered. We may need a lot more healing before ANYTHING happens
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>>1567308
I think we are just fine. Maybe a little more monster than human now, but the trappings of flesh are as clothing to a being of our will
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>>1567320
but what if we shredded our penis?
inb4 >our penis
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>>1567325
We fix it like we did our arm from
MONSTER PARTS
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>>1567200
>>1567200
This will never. Happen. Again.

https://youtu.be/4xSRbO7YLKQ?list=RDMMJNqnLdX4TM8

>You smile
>With most of your broken, adult teeth
>A tattered mess of pink ropes splay out from your right side
>Blood pours from your mouth when you speak
>A: "You're an asshole."
>Mom screams
>Dad's eyes widen
>He strikes at you over and over
>You don't feel it
>You're stronger than that now
>Stronger than this
>Than your memories
>Than anything
>You are Anonymous
>You will never stay down
>Not even in your own head
>You know what's real

>SHHHRRRRIIIIIIIIICRACK!

>THE HOUSE EXPLODES
>THE GROUND FLIES OFF INTO AN INFINITE VOID
>Darkness
>Nothingness
>Freedom
>You fly
>You see visions pass
>Of this new life
>Of the new you that's been born from it
>How could it have only been a week?
>You see your friends
>Your Mom
>You see Luna
>You fly faster
>You clutch the book to your chest
>It hurts to remember
>So you'll remember what's good
>A path of destruction has been left behind you
>Enemies made
>You wonder what beautiful catastrophe will be made from the obstacles still in your way
>In between you and your destiny
>You close your eyes

>A: "Ah!"
>You are awake
>In a tiny stone room
>Laid atop a small hill of broken glass
>Shattered stone
>Crumbling bones
>A shaft of light beams down from above
>You squint, try to cover your eyes
>You are rewarded with your body REEEEing from agony
>It makes the undersides of your toenails burn
>You clench your jaw
>Then regret it from the pain in your now shattered tooth
>A: "AAARRGH!"
>You reach for Muscles
>He's not even there
>A waterfall of pink fibers cascades down the crumbled throne you rest on
>Into the black bones that cover the floor
>Seeping from them
>Is he still asleep?
>Your human arm is in a cast
>As in a full cast
>Looks good quality
>Your legs are in a similar situation
>Your ribs are being bound up
>Someone has kept you from bleeding out in this place
>Why?

>Through the door in front of you faint music can be heard
>You can't find any of your things
>Not even your clothes
>In the music you hear a line about some cop who's willing to risk his neck for his fellow man
>You are Anonymous
>The boy at war with the world
>In a castle where someone is watching SHAFT


what do?
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>>1567335
Mom made us our arm.

Also our dick would have a will of its own then. That ain't gud.
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>>1567337
Where the hell is Muscles?

Use BfB to hunt for some tiny creatures to suck dry.
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>>1567337
SUMMON THE DEAD
They will shepard our body
They will enact our will
Summon Zombi-fu
Hunt for life to feed our regeneration
Eat the Funyuns
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>>1567337
Get the Housevator out, and eat the funyons. We can proceed from there.
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>>1567337
Can we use starwalk to move around?
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>>1567337
Animate the crumbling bones and have them Blood for Blood us
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>>1567337
Alright, let's do this. let's wake Muscles up and force him back together!
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>>1567354
support
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>>1567337
Now we wake up for real.
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>>1567337
>Reanimate the bones.
>Have them help you into the housevator for those funyons.
>Don your armor while you're there.
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>>1567337
>Summon dead insects to bring us rats so that we can Blood For Blood them
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>>1567337
>>1567354
Support.
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>>1567337
Go back to sleep! We have to see Mom! Get the BOOK!
>>
>>1567337

>>1567367
This sounds good.
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>>1567337
Will muscles back together
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>>1567354
>>1567367
We don't have our shit.
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>>156736
We have to be careful about using non human lifeforce for regen

Mending bones should be fine because bone is bone.
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>>1567337
>>1567378

Fuck you're right.
Okay.
>Reanimate bones.
>Scout the area both for your shit and for escape routes and enemies
>>
Time to count, friends.
Good morning.
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>>1567437
It's the evening where you are. The sun is going down right now.
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>>1567337
>>1567369
Switching to >>1567383.
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>>1567437
What do you mean?

Do you mean to wish me a good morning whether it is a good morning or not a good morning on this morning?

Or perhaps you mean to say you feel this morning is good morning on this morning because it is a good morning on this particular morning?

Or are you simply stating you have morning wood on this particular morning?
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>>1567337
>>1567373
Also, changing vote to >>1567383
>>
The votes

>Heal
5 votes

>Animate the nearby bones
7 votes

>Starwalk to float out
2 votes

>Will Muscles back into shape
2 votes

The path is chosen

>You blink
>Cough
>Oh black Jesus that hurts
>Your mind seems more whole than you expected
>More solid
>You don't feel like your head is a mass of tentacles anymore
>Your thoughts are ordered
>Structured
>Tic...tic...tic
>Like a powerful machine

>ANON'S WILL HAS INCREASED TO 11<

>TIER UP

>SMALL UNDEAD ARE NOW EFFORTLESS TO RAISE
>IT TAKES TWO SMALL UNDEAD TO OCCUPY 1 POINT OF ANON'S WILL

>You chuckle
>Pink mist coils out of your mouth
>A: "Get up."
>The nearby bones rattle
>Clatter
>Roll
>They form a row of skulls
>Four of them that can still be held together
>You close your eyes
>You see yourself through them

>YOU CAN ONLY LOOK THROUGH ONE UNDEAD AT A TIME
>Their location can still be known in relation to you
>A: "I need my stuff. My bag. My clothes. Auto-bones roll out."
>You fall backward, closing your eyes to focus


https://youtu.be/XjPF3AwVPM4?list=PL993CB466BB98F153

>Outside the door to your little healing chamber there is a hallway

>SEND SKULLS LEFT? (down)
>SEND SKULLS RIGHT? (up)
>SPLIT PARTY? (Go both but split skullforce 4 into pairs of 2)
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>>1567489
>>1567489
Pic related
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>>1567493
>SPLIT PARTY
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>>1567489
lets go left
>>
>>1567489
Let's split up gang!
>>
>>1567489
>Split up
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>>1567489
>"Let's split up, gang!"
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>>1567489
when in doubt, go left
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>Other
>Send 1 to scout further in and return. then we go together down the hallway that seems to have the most use. that's probably where we'll find everything
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>>1567523
>Sending a scout to scout out on scouting out the place
Wat!?
>>
>>1567520
I change from that to
this
>>1567523
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>>1567489
This >>1567523
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>>1567527
They won't expect such tactical moves.
We're on a time crunch and with the strength of 4 skulls
Best we stick together and not find ourselves in need of making a skull ladder to get to higher ground and find that two of our skulls are on the opposite side in a place that has shit all.
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>>1567502
changing to
>>1567523
>>
>>1567523
Supporting
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>>1567545
So, instead of splitting them up into two teams, you want to split them up into three teams? Where two do nothing, and one each to something separate?
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>>1567489
>>1567511
On second thought, >>1567523
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>>1567566
No you idiot.
One goes ahead of the pack while the others sit tight, just to check things out; see if the place is dusty, or in disuse, if there's light that sort of thing, then returns to the pack, with at least some intel to make our choice of hallway less of a gamble.
That's like two minutes with the the plus being that we don't split our tiny squad.
What there's steps that need climbing and we find ourselves one skull short to send a scout up there?
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>>1567489
EAT THE SKULLS
SACRIFICE THEM FOR HEALTH
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>>1567582
But.... they're SCOUTS! You're sending a scout to scout out the scounting out the other scouts are going to scout!
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>>1567489
Right (up)
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sselb
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>>1567588
What's wrong about a scout team having a pathfinder?
We can't operate under the assumption that we can explore ALL the things, we need to make our choice deliberate and with the highest chance of success and to do that we need intel on the path we go to.
For all we know going left will just take us to the kitchens and while the skulls turn back they roll right into the feet of someone.
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>>1567603
>We can't operate under the assumption that we can explore ALL the things
Fuck you, I've played videogames since I was a child.
Exploring the ENTIRE open world is something we can do. And something we must do, in order to find all the hidden king's sorrel / cocaine packages / flags / cybernetic modules.
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>>1567603
But.... you're sending scouts to scout out what your scouts will scout out! I-that's like shooting a bullet, that pulls out a gun, that shoots another bullet. Or swinging a sword, that has a hand attached to it which swings another sword!
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>>1567603
NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY
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>>1567611
We're inside a castle.
This isn't exactly open world
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The votes!

>Left
1 vote

>Right
1 vote

>SPLIT
4 votes

>SPECIAL BONE SNEEK
6 votes

https://youtu.be/xNEdOk_w8Fg?list=PL993CB466BB98F153


>You take one skull
>S1
>I repeat S1 do you copy?
>Affirmative Bone Leader we are team Bonehead ready for infil
>You laugh a little back at your pile
>Ow
>Some of your tooth came out
>Time to snak
>Ca-lump! Ca-clunk!
>You send out one little bone brain
>Down the stairs
>Rolling around at the speed of Calcium
>This might be the loudest stealth mission ever
>Still, it's spooky
>Also effective
>You find at the bottom of the stairs the source of the TV noise
>It's a living room
>Decorated very similar to ones on earth
>With a bear skin rug under a two-seater sofa
>The whole place is coated in a layer of dust except for three spots
>A place on the couch
>The TV screen
>A little path going out of this room and into a nearby door
>You see tiles in there
>Trying to stifle your erection for kitchen decor you are left with a choice

>Send whole pack to KITCHEN
>Send scout bone back UP the stairs
>Send Scout Bone to Kitchen Alone


CHOOSE!
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>>1567645
Multiform and do all three
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>>1567645
>Send whole pack to KITCHEN
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>>1567645
try to get the skull to go back up the stairs
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>>1567645
>Send pack to bottom of stairs as backup, then lone scout to kitchen

We can BfB the food if there's any meat in there. Probably heal more than using bones.
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>>1567645
The kitchen! It might have meatsies for healsies!
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>>1567645
>Send Scout Bone to Kitchen Alone
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>>1567645
>Send whole pack to KITCHEN
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>>1567645
>Other.
>Send whole squad down then hide.
>Whoever was watching the tellie isn't anymore, so he's probably gone to the kitchen to grab a snack.
>We hold.
>Then move into the kitchen when he resumes his seat on the couch and is enthralled by the little people inside the TV
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>>1567645
all to Kitchen
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>>1567645
>gangrape the kitchen with the scouting party
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>>1567681
Support.
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>>1567645
>>1567683
On second thought, >>1567681 sounds more clever.
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>>1567681
Supporting
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>>1567658
changing to
>>1567681
>>
>>1567681
Supporting
>>
>>1567681
>>1567645
Changing vote to this
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So Jackie and her faggotastic chill time are the reason we weren't wearing our armor when we needed it. When we get our wand think she is going to try and make us toss it in the housavator too?
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>>1567734
Technically we didnt need our armor during her deito.
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>>1567645
>>1567645
I am return. Time to count!
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>>1567734
Dude, our rolls were complete shit that round. Even with armor, I think we were pretty fucked regardless. I for one am glad Anon could experience joy at least once again.
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>>1567740
What we just went through shows very clearly we need our armor and tools at all times.

If she hadn't been freaked out about our awesome drake skin suit we would have been wearing it when we got ambushed.

>>1567749
The thing that set the pace for the encounter was getting tazed. I am willing to bet having the armor that adds 14 to our AC would have kept that shot from hitting and stunning us. Also I wonder how much more HP we would have had if we were wearing our armor when we got shot in the fucking back?

We could have still experianced joy if we weren't in our jammies. Jackie would have just had to deal.
>>
>>1567764
im pretty sure they had more things to incapacitate us other than the taser. they could have begun with the grenade and that would have fucked us way worse.
>>
SETOV EHT!

>Kitchen Pack attack
4 votes

>Scout back up!
1 vote

>Sout the kitchen lone wolf-o-style!
4 votes

MORE EXTRA SPECIAL BONE-SHENANIGANS

>7 votes

Anon. Could it be that you're -learning!?-


>You disperse the bone boys into separate corners of the room
>Each one rattles and bumps it's way into position
>So you wait...

https://youtu.be/nFvRvSxsW-I

>Man, the Shaft theme is bumpin
>Each little skull must resist the urge to bob their noggin
>You hear some noise from the kitchen
>You knew it
>Someone is here
>A little slide
>A shimmy
>A shadow fills the door
>A shadow holding a plate
>Along with a glass of milk?
>He poses
>Curls his obvious tail into a bobbing spring
>His face is calm
>His eyes closed
>You look through your little bone-head's eyes and see none other than the Lizard man himself
>His body ready
>He leaps
>Snaps his fingers just as the music drops
>TV: "Can you dig it?"
>He nods
>Does a spin and steps
>Back
>Forth
>His movements are subtle but beautiful
>His hair snaps as he groozes
>His tail whips as he dances
>A little shimmy of the shoulders
>Then a flip of his plate!
>He catches the sandwich back in place with a single and resolute motion
>Finally, his eyes open
>Then he plops back down into his seat
>He is totally stoic
>Back straight
>Shoulders back
>He's in a dress shirt and loosened tie
>You notice his suit jacket, along with your cloak and jacket are hanging off a nearby coat rack
>His eyes are attentive to the screen
>Your skulls want to roll out of spot
>They haven't been spotted yet
>Though now, if any of them move they could be noticed


>WHAT DO!?

>Reveal yourself
>Try to sneak out the gang (All roll stealth)
>Sneak out one brave skullboi
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>>1567795
wait a little while, maybe?
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>>1567795
Sneak one skeleton head into kitchen to see if there's anything worth taking in there.
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>>1567795
Unsummon the skulls, move away to another location.
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>>1567795
Save one bab skeletal. Also wake up.
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>>1567795
>still giving options
WAKE UP
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>>1567795
>Reveal yourself
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>>1567795
>Reveal yourself
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>>1567795
Keep your skulls in place. Explore the place yourself and keep all orbits on him.
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>>1567795
Watch TV through the skellies' eyes
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>>1567795
>Sneak out one brave skullboi
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>>1567795
>Sneak out one brave skullboi
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>>1567795
>Other.

>Well, it's been nice fellas, but one's gonna have to take one for the team.
>Roll the skull closest to the kitchen inside.
>Cause a ruckus inside the kitchen.
>Once Toffee goes to see, the rest roll out. use their noggins to boost one to the coat rack and topple it while trying to mitigate the noise.
>Grab our jacket in their skelly jaw, search for the housevator and if that's where it is then deploy it and roll with cloak and jacket inside and dispel skulls. It's up to Susan now.
>If nothing there...
>Well shit, just dispel.

Hope i'm not being too much of a nuisance with my slightly off the rails shenanigans
>>
>>1567834
>>1567795
i'll support this plan, sounds good
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Speak to Mr.Libzard through one of the Skulls to distract him while the other three ROLL OUT!

Sneeky Breeki muh Gopniggas
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>>1567806
changing to this
>>1567834
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>>1567785
They could have but didn't. The grenade is implyed to be an ace in the hole, considering it was only used after an agent was killed and the thing turned into a 3 way cluster fuck.

Also implying they had more things is a shit argument. They could have had a gun that never misses and always kills its target except when they dont want to and who dosen't afraid of anything by that logic. You sound like you want to think we were fucked no matter what so that Jako making us take our armor off dosen't make her a shit.
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>>1567834
support
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>>1567834
I can support it.
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>>1567834
>>1567825
CHANGE TO THIS

ROLL OUT
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>>1567845
>You sound like you want to think we were fucked no matter what so that Jako making us take our armor off dosen't make her a shit.

Actually yes, because guess what: we can't know what would have happened if we did things differently.

For all that we know, jackie was the reason the spooks didn't raid our house when we arrived home early instead of going with her. Blaming our shit rolls on jackie instead of our lack of planing or just sheer raw luck is childish.
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>>1567795
>>Reveal yourself
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Counting up the votes, Amigos!
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THE VOTES!

>Reveal yourself
3 votes

>Sneak out e'rrybody. No skull left behind
0 votes

>Sneak out 1 brave skelemen
4 votes

>Watch TV
1 vote

>Talk to the Lizard man
1 vote

>SUPRA SKULL FORCE GO
6 votes...

roll WILL! (1d20 + 9 because each skull is a small boi)
then DEX! (Use +3 for dex. That the skullbois bonus)
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Rolled 2, 18 = 20 (2d20)

>>1567916
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 12, 5 = 17 (2d20)

>>1567916
Here goes.
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Rolled 18, 11 = 29 (2d20)

>>1567916
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Rolled 17, 13 = 30 (2d20)

>>1567916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpQu5lg9i7Q
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Rolled 12, 13 = 25 (2d20)

>>1567916
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Rolled 8, 12 = 20 (2d20)

>>1567916
Godspeed you fine skullmen
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Rolled 13, 12 = 25 (2d20)

>>1567916
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Rolled 14, 4 = 18 (2d20)

>>1567916
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Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d20)

>>1567916
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Rolled 3, 18 = 21 (2d20)

>>1567916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhxN0A
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Rolled 16, 7 = 23 (2d20)

>>1567916
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Rolled 15, 9 = 24 (2d20)

>>1567916
welp, he gunna get found

Like tofee cares
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Rolled 12, 7 = 19 (2d20)

>>1567916
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Rolled 1, 19 = 20 (2d20)

>>1567916
rolling
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>>1567916
ROLL EM BONES
RATTLE RATTLE
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Rolled 11, 10 = 21 (2d20)

>>1567951
Dice Why u no work?
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Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d20)

>>1567916
Rolling.
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Rolled 16, 12 = 28 (2d20)

>>1567916
alright, let's see if this helps or hurts
Will, then Dex
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Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d20)

>>1567916
DOUBLE 20 POWER
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Rolled 4, 14 = 18 (2d20)

>>1567916
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>>1567921
>>1567921

WINNER!
>21 total
>>1567939
-2

>>1567934
Winner

>10 total


>IT BEGINS

https://youtu.be/c0dgUoW-niI

>The bois need to crack it open!
>It being a cold one
>A cold one being this dilemma
>You need your shit
>This guy has it
>For reasons you do not yet know
>He is super into SHAFT right now
>So you coordinate the skulls motions
>S1 rolls out silently onto the carpet!
>S2 rolls after them and bounces onto their head
>S3 gets a rolling start
>S4 pops them up into the air!
>They land on s2
>Who, with a boost from S1 launches up
>S4 jumps right as S2 reaches the apex of their arc
>D-d-d-d-DOUBLE BOOST JUMP!
>S4 grabs your jacket
>Right as they do, S1 throws themselves into the kitchen
>They sclatter across the tiles
>Then slap themselves against the wall
>You feel S1 laughing to itself over how fun this is
>It's voice is...fancy
>Jovial
>T: "Hm?"
>Toffee has noticed the sound
>Gotten up from his seat
>T: "How did you get down her-"
>He looks down at the skull
>Which is currently trying to hide inside a "See if it grows back" apron hanging off the oven
>He goes cold but is clearly interested
>T: "Is that you?"
>He's looking into the eyes of your little skullboi
>Still, you can feel his gaze piercing through it
>Reaching
>For you
>Is he psionic
>You cannae tell

>Down goes the coatrack
>Crratttle rattle!
>Toffee is too busy with the Kitchen skull to see your special bone operations
>The bois get your coat
>Flip out your HOUSEVATOR
>...
>Nothing happens
>The door won't expand

what do?
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>>1568029
Shit, skeleton heads don't have hands to flick it open! BRING OUR SHIT BACK TO US NOW!

Also, mentally steel ourselves to prevent Toffee from finding anything out!
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>>1568029
Sent him a mind message
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>>1568029
Oh shit...
um..
bring the housevator up to Anon
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>>1568029
I GUESS I'M "BONED" RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE
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>>1568029
GUYS

WE GOTTA BLOCK OUT OUR MIND

WE HAVE TO COVER EVERY THOUGHT IN OUR MIND WITH SHITPOSTS UNTIL IT BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ACTUAL INFORMATION!
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>>1568029
You know what? This: >>1568041
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>>1568029
Roll WILL just to make sure he cant get into our mind.

Try and get your shit over to you.
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>>1568029
We can totally desummon the skull without it disintegrating, yah?
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>>1568046
Supporting
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>>1568029

>GATTAI!
>We combine the three skullmen in a glorious calcium freak of nature, that should give us enough mass to...
>Wear the cloak!
>With the aid of its lift the skeltal crew should be able to make it past the stairs with housevator in mouth!
>We leave the brave kitchen skelly behind to keep running interference, maybe crack wise with some puns >>1568041

We need hour housevator.
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>>1568041
>>1568029
DISTRACT WITH BONE PUNS
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>>1568054
support
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Block him out of our head and confuse him with bone puns. Also raid his fridge with the skulls. Make a sandwich with whatever ingredients you get cause why not?
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>>1568039
this is basically what I wanted
>>1568054
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>>1568054
Yeaa let's go skeletors
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>1568036
>>1568039
>>1568034
>>1568046
>>1568041
>>1568051
>>1568054
>>1568058

Roll...CHARISMA!
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1568098
THIS I EXCEL AT
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1568098
AUTOMATIC CHARISMATIC
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1568098
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>>1568101
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1568098
Rolling
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1568098
>Nat 20 on first roll
kek
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1568098
Grant us memes within our dreams
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1568098
LETS GO
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1568101
YES YOU DO

>>1568098
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1568098
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1568098
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1568098
>"Got a skelebone I can borrow so I can call my mom?"
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>>1568116
Fuck.
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>>1568098
God dammit.... I hate all the numbskulls who voted for this. I do not find this route humerus at all.

>>1568116
You fucking bone head.
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1568098
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>>1568112
>that lewd skelly
more? I need them, for reasons.
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1568121
Looks like I'm the real bone-head here, I forgot to roll. We're really six feet under right now. I'm really rattled by these results.
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>>1568125
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>>1568125
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1568116
>>1568116
ayyyy
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>>1568116
You really BONED us dude
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1568098
Tlak gud.
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1568098
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>>1568127
>>1568129

AAYYY DĂ­os mio
Can you even post these in a Christian basket weaving board?
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1568098
And we started so well
>>
Quest if you ever make another quest, might I suggest using the objectively best system for rools? I.E. dice pools.
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>>1568116
>>1568116
WINNER!

>8 total
>>1568101
+2!
>>1568138
+2!

>12 total

>S1: "So uh...why are graveyards so noisy?"
>Toffee doesn't respond, instead falling back to a bored and apathetic expression
>S1: "Because of all the Coffin."
>Your skeleton head does it's best 'cmaaaan' look
>Toffee begins to turn around
>S1: "Wait! Don't you want to know what I'm doing here!?"
>He stops mid-turn allowing your other skulls to continue their plan
>Transform and combine
>They pop of their jaws, recombining them into a frame
>One lands at the top it's eye sockets glowing gold
>They fuse in a tiny burst of light
>Into a three-wheeled Skull Car
>T: "I already know that."
>They start their engine
>Toffee looks at your little infiltrator
>He smiles
>T: "You're Skull-king."

https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA

>Off your skulls go!
>Racing up the stairs with your cloak in tow!
>Their spirits burn!
>You feel the three of them boiling with the joy all your risen servants feel
>They've been out for so long
>Forgotten
>Lost
>Now they're flying free
>They use the cloak to launch themselves upward and catch a breeze from the nearby window
>Up
>Up
>UP!
>You feel them arrive at your door
>Just as Toffee reaches for the skull on the floor

>S1 tries to escape but isn't as dextrous as the Lizard man
>He picks up the skull and says into the eye sockets
>T: "When you're done getting ready. I'll bring you a sandwich."

>You snap back to your own head again
>Back in your busted bod
>The door is being knocked on
>You will yourself up with STARWALK
>Fuck
>Muscles' weird ropey bod is still rooted into the piles of blackened bones
>You drag yourself through the air as best you can, popping open the door
>In comes your new BONE-MOBILE!
>They do a donut in celebration of their return to you
>You take your cloak

>INVENTORY RECOVERED!

character sheet

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

ANONYMOUS IS NOW LEVEL 9!

>Will is now +11


>You have your gear

what do?
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>>1568202
get the funyons, eat that shit up
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>>1568202
Should we have the sneeki-skulls stick with us?

And yes, eat funyons. Attempt to use housevator.
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>>1568202
EAT HEAL FOODS! WILL MUSCLES BACK TOGETHER!
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>>1568202
Get dressed, eat funyuns
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>>1568202
WILL MUSCLES BACK TOGETHER.
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>>1568202
Try to use the Housevator. If it still works, eat the funyons. If it doesn't, try to find the scissors.
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>>1568202
If possible, eat funyions and grab armor + Zombino from houseavator. Drain skull car with BfB. Reform Muscles. Wait for Sammich.
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>>1568202
Get dressed, but don't eat the funyuns yet. Let's get that sandwich first. Don't wanna be rude to a guy being hospitable to us. Even IF it's Toffee.
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>>1568202
Close door, attempt to reopen Housevator and eat our Funyons.
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>>1568202
try the housevator again
eat funyons
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>>1568202
>>1568220
yeah, supporting this. if toffee really wanted to do something to us, he would have done so already.
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>>1568202
Try to open up the Housevater and get the healsnacks
Then Will Muscles back
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>>1568220
If we dont eat funiyons we are going to remain functionally immobile and half dead.
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>>1568220
This
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>>1568220
>>1568227
YOU CLODS! HE DOES WANT TO DO SOMETHING! HE'S DOING IT RIGHT NOW! HE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THE WAITING GAME!
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>>1568219
support
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>>1568202
Open Housevator.
Let skullmen in there, they earned their place in our halls.
Eat funyons and try to get muscles up and running.
Get your armor.
And shit, I guess there's really nothing we can do about it but go see Toffee, I feel like he played us like a damn fiddle and let us fuck around.
He probably has our scissors in his person.
Just don't eat anything he gives us.
He could have put all manner of shit in there, politely, as we can being natural born shitposters, decline.
>>
Let's try talking. We don't have to trust him, and we can tell him that, but we don't need to go making enemies right now, not in our state.
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>>1568220
We need the funyons so we aren't a sack of shattered organs and bones.

We can still have the sandwich. Lets at least be somewhat presentable when meeting him
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>>1568202
Look I know mom said not to trust him.
But he puns. He can't be a good guy. He is bad dude like us.
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>>1568232
I suppose you have a point.
>>1568202
>>1568220
I say we eat, like, a couple of funyuns. Just enough to make us not so half-dead, but not enough to spoil our appetite.
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>>1568233

Alright.

Changing to eat funyons and try to put on armor.
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>>1568251
They are funiyons. Science has show no mater how many you eat it is impossible to get full off of them.
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>>1568242
i'll support>>1568202
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>"Beware the Reptile"
REMEMBER WHAT MOM TOLD US!
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I really hope the sandwich looks like this.
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>>1568242
Why would we keep the skull car? It is a drain on our will and not that great of a summon. If we are going to keep it why would we send it away before confronting a potential enemy?
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>>1568270
nah, she was refering to ludo.
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>>1568280
Ludo is a fucking bird.
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>>1568270
We can still hear him out. Not like we have much of a choice.
Hopefully he'll let us go afterward.
I'm worried about all these anons wanting to eat his sandwich though.
>>1568278
We'll keep them as just bones.
I want our House to be decorated in the bones of our temporary allies, a reminder of our shenanigans together, with the chance that one day we might rise them again for another round of action.
>>
Countiiiinnng!
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>>1568283
eeeh. looks like a kappa and lives in a swampt. that makes it part lizard in my book.
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>>1568289
That makes more sense. Keeping a reserve of animate dead mats is a pretty good idea.
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>>1568289
>Not like we have much of a choice.
Are you mentally deficient, or think you just have no freedom of choice? Once healed we literally can just fuck off back to earth and get a corn dog.

You absolute idiot, we have ALL the fucking choice, you dumbasses are just way to fucking trusting and are all like "Oh yeah, let's go hear out the biggest ruse master in he universe and have fucking dinner with him, even though he was just trying to mind rape us in a nightmare."
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>>1568301
Hey! he makes a damn good sanwich, and we lose nothing by listening to him.
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>>1568315
we also probably wouldn't gain anything. You know how manipulative he is, he'd probably just tell us what we wanted to hear, leaving out key important details.
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>>1568301
>Once healed we literally can just fuck off back to earth and get a corn dog.
How?
We are in Mewni right now, with no scissors to use to go back.
Even if we called up Hekapoo if our phone even survived the previous battle or has battery left, would she even help us or care? She's a thousand year old being, and most of all, not our ally.
Do you wanna call up Marco to get Star to come help us maybe? because I sure don't.
Trust has nothing to do with it.
Just accept when we've been outplayed.
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>>1568220
This
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>>1568301
Diplomancer-syndrome. Niggas will always try to befriend an enemy unless they are actively attacking the PC.

>>1568297
The wiki even describes him as "a bird-like monster".
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>>1568321
>We are in Mewni right now, with no scissors to use to go back.
>INVENTORY RECOVERED!
Do you also just not pay attention to the Quest?!
Or am I the real fool here and happen to miss the part where it says "you're missing your scissors?" If so, please tell me!

>>1568325
Jesus christ, that's an actual term? That sums this entire Quest up in a nice fucking bow.
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NO ONE FORGET

>>1566961

He is a wily bastard who is way smarter and stronger than us. We need to limit any contact with him at all.
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>>1568324
>slowpoke.png
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>>1568333
Again, Anon doesn't know that. He has had one warning. But this dude has, apparently, saved him from the brink of death. We should at least find out why.
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>>1568339
Quest allows us to metagame so long as we can frame it in context. Luna told us to not trust the reptile so that's what we're going to do.
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>>1568331
Shit, I was here playing 4D chess believing Toffee wouldn't be stupid enough to let us have our scissors that easily...
Goddamn it, this isn't the first time I'm thrown off by Quest, last session was the handcuffs and now this...
Shit, i'd change my choice to just pack everyone in the housevator and go home but Quest is counting now
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>>1568342
Does it really count if it happened in the Discord?

Or is Unicron really Anon's father?
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>>1568339
Book mom says no no to hanging with the liz. BOOM, justification.
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>>1568343
Well, now you'll make the right fucking choice and leave ASAP next round. Remember, just because we start a conversation doesn't mean we can't leave it mid way through.
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THE VOTES

>Heal up
6 votes

>Scissors
>1 vote

>Housevator
7 votes

>Fix Muscles
3 votes

>Get Gear
4 votes


>You're panting
>Just from floating
>A: "Good work boys."
>You say to the little Skull-Tank
>They rev in response
>You fumble a bit putting your cloak on with just one hand
>Muscles is still tethered to this bone pile
>Jeeze, get a room
>You smile, looking down at your portable shelter
>Then flick it!
>...nothing happens
>You flick it again
>Twice in a row
>You flick it as hard as you can
>It clatters out of your grip
>Onto the floor
>The little opens from the impact
>It reveals...nothing
>An empty frame going to the floor
>You sink
>Your casts splay out onto the concrete
>A: "Susan?"
>You clench your eyes shot
>You still feel her
>She's a part of your WILL
>She's...waiting
>All alone
>In the dark
>You open your eyes, staring at the little door

>One way in
>A: "No..."
>One way out
>A: "No!"
>You slam your casted human hand into the bricks
>Bloody tears fall from your eyes
>Are they from the pain?
>The wounds?
>Hyteria?
>Who knows...
>The grenade left everything that was inherently magical intact once it escaped the blast zone
>Your cloak
>The scissors
>You
>The door however...it was enchanted
>Manufactured
>It is gone
>With Zombina left all alone
>Happy as can be
>Because she knows you're coming back
>She-....she knows
>She believes you're coming to save her

>Z: "Mastha?"
>She feels you in her head
>She's speaking to you from her little world
>Her little tomb

>You are Anonymous
>You have so much power
>So much WILL
>You keep living
>You keep surviving
>...and your friends keep paying the price


>You have a broken body
>A ruined Monster Arm
>No Susan
>Four skulls

>Your scissors are in the Manta cloak...


wat do?
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>>1568331
Its a real term and ends up applying to like 70% of quest MCs. It is also boring af after the 20th time players turn the character into one.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Diplomancer
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>>1568347
Yes, it counts just like the drake blood being at 220 degrees. Besides, Anon is a pretty naturally distrusting person.
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>>1568355
>Get up, heal up, go find that lizard fuck and ask him What the Hell, Man.
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>>1568355
Fix Muscles
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>>1568355
Shit

Scissors to Hekapoo and ask if she knows how to fix it.

Not only is Zombina is in there with our Swamp Drake armor.

No really, even if it can't be fixed, we should get our stuff out.
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>>1568355
Get fucking zombina now
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>>1568355
okay, now we gotta dive down, or something. We gotta force the magic back into that little door. We don't need to know how to do it, we just need to do it, because it's magic, and magic needs no explanation.
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>>1568355
OK, fine. Let's fucking put our damn arm back together and then call Hekapoo so we can get this thing fixed.
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>>1568366
This!!! QUICKLY
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>>1568355
QUEST BUY NOW.
I BET THEY'LL FIX THAT SHIT.
We've had it for like a week, there's gotta be a warranty.
Not only that, but if the enchantment can be broken like that, I bet ours isn't the first.
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>>1568355
Can't we just scissors back in there?
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>>1568355
guys we bring the door to Quest buy to re enchant it, right now we are so damaged that we can barely move, we need to rest
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>>1568381
Doesn't work on pocket dimensions.
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>>1568377
>>1568383
We should still bring Hekapoo, she's the only one that can read shit for us.
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>>1568383
WE CAN REST WHEN WE'RE DEAD!
We go to QuestBuy and get some more funyons on the way
>>
Also, we should probably text Sabrina and tell her the date is cancelled due to an emergency.

Shouldn't take more than a minute.
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>>1568355
DRAKE BELL ROCKY THE THIRD, SON (or daughter) OF MCMOOT IS IN THE HOUSEVATOR! WE MUST SAVE HIM!


WE MUST BUY A HOUSEVATOR REPAIR KIT FROM QUEST BUY ASAP
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>>1568370
was that, I'm switching to this
>>1568383
and this
>>1568386
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>>1568377
>>1568386
SUPPORTING WE'RE COMING ZOMBINA!!!
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>>1568355
Rip a hole into the pocket dimension. I don't care if they say it's one way in and one way out.
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>>1568355
Gotta go to Quest buy or Hekapoo. We need to know how to fix this thing. Too many important things are in there.
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>>1568355
Contact Hekapoo then plan a trip to Quest Buy to get it repaired if possible and Hekapoo can't do it.
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>>1568355
Godfucking damnit. Alright, spooks just moved up on the shit list.
LUDO
MIB
LUDO AGAIN
BIG LUDO

Also, another reason to not take our shit off like we are pussywhipped if some stoner slut says to in the future.
>>
>Heal first, as much as possible, consume skulls
>Channel will into Muscles
>Inspect Inventory and body for missing items, largest being Luna's Gem
> Meet with Lizardman, he didn't patch us up.
>Gate to heckapoo as soon as things get bad.
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>>1568355
We leave and go to Quest Buy to get the door fixed. Alternatively we get Heckapoo's advice on either getting Susan's soul outta there or the door fixed.
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>>1568418
If given the choice, we could have put the Swamp Drake armor on the moment we left.

Hell, forget walking home, we could have just opened up a portal with scissors.

I still think it's bullshit that we were ambushed and forced to roll one of our worst stats right as soon as the session started. And then get disadvantaged when we unsurprisingly fail.

And now we can't even access our minion and armor.

It feels like our successes don't really matter and our failures hit way too hard. It doesn't really balance out. And it's made worse by the dice system. If it were more lenient, then it could be argued that we succeed more than we fail, that's why failure hits harder, but no.

If we're permanently locked out of our armor and Zombina, I think I'll just ragequit this quest.
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>>1568461
we can get the armor again. its not like we need to face the mama drake. just a male will sufice. and zombina... well. we can get another.

The actual problem is the GEM. does anybody know where it is?
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>>1568471
>we can get another.
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>>1568355
HE KA POO


H
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>>1568471
>Gem
Shit. I think it is in the house.
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>>1568471
>and zombina... well. we can get another.


DELETE THIS

DEEEEEEEEETE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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>>1568496
>>1568484
its true. we can get another zombie. If you were thinking she would be with us forever you were wrong.
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>>1568502
you can't replace Zombina. She's too pure, too perfect.
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The votes

>Heal first
2 votes

>Talk to Toffee
1 vote

>Go to Hekapoo
4 votes

>Go to Questbuy
5 votes

We are conflicted...
I understand

https://youtu.be/Mi57d50pCUw

>All the things you left in there
>All the things you've gained
>All the things you managed to save
>SHHHRRRIIIIP!
>Your scissors
>Your phone

>MESSAGE TO HEKAPOO<
>A: "Put on your sunglasses."
>H: "y?"
>A: "I'm comin."


>You fall out of the hole you've just made
>Still tied to that stupid bone pile
>You're a mess
>floating
>Blubbering
>You show her the Gem that Glossaryck gave you
>You slap down your pile of money
>A: "We gotta fix this. We gotta!"
>You show her the Housevator
>She looks like you've stabbed her in the heart
>H: "Oh Non...I'm so sorry."
>She waves to a clone of herself who's standing nearby to get out
>The clone looks a little worried too
>Clones
>That's a new power
>She looks up at you...
>Then hugs you
>A full hug
>It's so warm
>Hekasoft too
>You choke into her glowing golden dress
>You can still feel Susan rocking back and forth on top of your old Laundry
>Still just as certain as ever that you're coming for her...
>You push Hekapoo off Hekayou
>A: "No! We gotta try!"
>SHRRRRIIIIIP!
>Quest Buy
>You March right in there
>The nearest Sloth tries to pull that "Not my department" crap before you even speak
>Hekapoo leans in from her world
>H: "Anonymous..."
>A: "No! I'm not hearing it!"
>H: "Anon! Stop!"
>You yank on your arm noodle when it trips you up
>A: "RRrr WAKE UP! WAKE UP YOU STUPID FUCKING APPENDAGE!"
>You kick a nearby stand with your casted foot
>The motion sends you onto your back
>A customer service representative comes up to you
>S: "Can I help you today, sir?"
>You show him your Housevator door
>A: "Can you fix this?"
>S: "Sir, you're looking for IT and development."
>A: "I'm looking for a way into a pocket dimension..."
>S: "Oh...well that's impossible."
>You see red
>Then white
>You almost turn blue just out of Patriotism
>A hand grabs yours
>It's Hekapoo
>H: "Please, Anon. Stop."
>She pulls you up
>H: "You're doing more harm than good."
>A: "You don't understand. She's my friend."
>H: "Friends die, Anon..."
>A: "Well I can't just LET THEM DIE!"
>H: "If you don't want her to suffer...you might have to."

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>>1568502
Zombies are easy to get, but there's only one Zombina.

A unicorn implied that she was important, and she also had ties to Moon. A pretty damn important quest hook if you ask me.

Wait, now that I think about it. We weren't given a chance to dodge the grenade, only survive it since dodge is Dex. So even if we had succeeded the Will and Con check, wouldn't that mean our Housevator would have been disenchanted anyway?

What is this bullshit?
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>>1568511
>>1568511

>You look at the floor
>At your body being held together on WILL and hate
>You reach over and take a bag of Funyons from the shelf
>Pop
>You start eating it slowly
>Dejectedly
>S: "Sir you have to pay for tho-" PINK PINK!
>You hit the Sloth with a fistfull of your dubloons
>5 of them
>S: "I'll be back with your change."
>He says rubbing his nose
>You feel your body refilling
>Your mind coalescing
>There's got to be a way through this
>Got to be a way to save her...
>You close your eyes
>Z: "Masta!"
>Zombina is still talking to you
>Still mumbling to herself in the dark
>All alone except for in her head
>You grit into your re-sealing tooth


CHOOSE

>Grill Hekapoo for any leads at all
>Release Susan's soul
>Go ask the Lizard guy

>other
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>>1568508
i know. but i dont care. a zombie is a zombie. and altough they are unique, they are expendable.
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>>1568355
>>1568366
>>1568377
Support.
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GET GLOSSARYCK
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>>1568513
We can't just let Susan go! All of our shit is in there too! We need to get in there and get our fucking stuff!

Making a deal with Toffee would be the worst idea.

Hekapoo. Ask. NOW!
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>>1568471
You are a monster.

>>1568461
I kinda doubt Quest will take away our armor and minion, he seems like too much of a pussy desu. But I agree, that would push me over the edge. Its a fun story but I already don't like: the story post format, the fact that important information is posted on the discord and deciosions that affect the quest are made there, the shit tier dice and attribute system.

1d20 with randomly selected rolls, super crits and crit additions/subtractions, and hidden opposed rolls means almost nothing we do matters, it is 95% luck.
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>>1568513
>Go ask the Lizard guy
Huh...this being an option is strange.. lets see.
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if you really want her back....
Zombina is still linked to us by our WILL.
Use that link to find the dimension.
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>>1568513
>Go ask the Lizard guy

FUCK. IT.

Let's go.
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>>1568513
>Go ask the Lizard guy
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>>1568513
>Go ask the Lizard guy
I hope this was the reason he wanted us to eat with him...also, this could possibly get him quickly noticed by Hekapoo if she decides to quickly peek
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>>1568513
>>Grill Hekapoo for any leads at all
>>1568525
Support.
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>>1568513
>Grill Hekapoo for any leads at all
then if she doesn't have anything,
>Go ask the Lizard guy
Remember to be nice to Heka. We cannot afford to lose our friendship with her.
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>>1568529
>>1568540
>>1568541
>>1568542

>Asking some random lizard
>When the goddess of DIMENSIONS is right fucking there
This place is plagued with retardation.
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>>1568513
Grill Hekapoo about any possible leads.
Mention the lizard.
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>>1568549
>Random Lizard
Come on now
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>>1568512
>Go ask the Lizard guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
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>>1568513
>Grill Hekapoo for leads
>Ask her about lizard guy
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>>1568549
Or maybe i just like character interaction?
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>>1568513
>>Go ask the Lizard guy
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>>1568525
support
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>>1568513
Hmm, so is Susan linked to the skull itself? What if we transferred her soul to another body? We already pulled from the void twice and the second time we didn't even know she was there. Why can't we do that again with a new body, especially since we know where she is?
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>>1568513
>Grill Hekapoo for any leads at all
Also side note did we just escape toffee unmolested?
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>>1568513
TIME TO TURN BACK TIME!
OMNITRAXUS PRIME
If there's someone who can fix it all up is him!
Time to jump timeline fuckers, we're gonna kill ourselves and take our place in a timeline where we didn't crit fail that fucking roll!
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>>1568513
>Go ask the Lizard guy
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>>1568513
>Go ask the Lizard guy
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>>1568549
>Random lizard > Goddess of Dimensions on dimensions
It's perfectly sound logic.

>>1568562
>toffee
I'd say him trying to dominate us in our dream counts as us being mentally molested.
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>>1568513
>Grill Hekapoo for any leads at all
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>>1568563
you got the wrong guy. the one you are looking for is FATHER TIME
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>>1568513
>Grill Hekapoo for any leads at all
>Ask GLOSSARYCK
>Do not ask the fucking lizard, he tried to mind rape us like 5 updates ago.
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>>1568513
damnit. we gotta ask Toffee. Alternatively, go check out the IT department.
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>>1568573
Father time deals in time related problems like you burning your toast and wanting to turn back time to not burn the toast.
Omnitraxus is Space Time, he deals in time loops and alternate realities, he's the guy we want since I doubt father time would even care while wallowing in mud.
Do you see any other option besides cutting our losses and letting go of Zombina along with our armor and drake egg?
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RIP Zombina
RIP Drake Armor
RIP Eggo
RIP Housevator
RIP Drake Meat

RIP Bookmom

Stuff we love go bye bye.
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>>1568513
>Go ask the Lizard guy
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>>1568583
ok. replace burning your bread with breaking the housevator with a magical emp grenade.
i think father time would be quite useful in that situation. dont you agree?
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It is time to count, my friends.

1, 2, 3, YUH!
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>>1568513
>Grill Hekapoo for any leads at all
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>Stab scissors into door
>Apply Will
>Cut hole through
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>Everyone's choosing to go to Toffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY9tfRPoGfw
At this point, kind of is like hanging ourselves. What with trying to fucking make a god damn deal with the ruse master. Seriously, this the number one most retarded decision I've seen in this Quest, and that's saying a lot.
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>>1568603
Stay salty kid
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>>1568513
Grill hekapoo
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>>1568556
That's not necessarily a bad reason, but going back to the guy who just attempted to dominate you a few minutes ago, and when you're still grieving doesn't sound like the best time to do so.
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THE VOTES

>Grill Hekapoo
11 votes

>Ask Toffee
10

HOO! Wew, lad the almost ties

>>1568561
>>1568561
This gent over here is using his noodle

Writing!
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>>1568614
Anon doesn't so much just do necromancy, he's manipulating souls themselves. He's the leader of the Grateful Dead. He's not just a necromancer, he's a Pneumamancer, a Caster of the Soul.

We could... We could just bring her back from Quest Buy itself, I highly doubt they don't have a necromancy/body section if they have demon collars just lying around the shelves.
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>>1568591
Every thing we earn, that we fought tooth and nail for is taken away when we allow our guard to drop for 1 evening and try to be happy. The world takes and takes from Anon even though the only thing it ever gave him was misery. Meanwhile, Star gets to live an enchanted life, free of any real problems and with no accountability for her actions.

You think her parents paid the MiB to not come and try to dissect her or something? Because I am having a hard time finding a reason we were targeted and not her.
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>>1568623
Still leaves babby drake and armor gone but at least it is something.
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>>1568632
The armor is a shit, couldn't give a single crap about losing it.
It IS unfortunate that we're leaving the drake to die essentially unless we find SOMETHING we can do to save it.
I was against it initially anyway, just not here to vote for it.... I think. Still wouldn't want to leave someone to die like that, even an animal.
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>>1568632
It's a pocket dimension that we
1.Know the location of
2.Have some of our will on the other side
3.Also have scissors that cut doors

All we have to do is cut our way in, which is super easy re:the above three points.
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>>1568637
No dude, you have it wrong in the first line. Pocket dimension. We can't portal into them with scissors.
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>>1568637
>A: "I'm looking for a way into a pocket dimension..."
>S: "Oh...well that's impossible."

Last update. The Sloth might not know what he is talking about, granted, but assuming it is that easy is dumb.
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>>1568639
We us our will to form a seam. Will persists across dimensions. Each part is drawn to itself. The mental force creases reality along a transdimensional axis. This crease under tension plus scissors will rip reality like a clean shear through christmas wrapping paper. We just have to force it with will like any god.
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>>1568635
Why is the armor a shit? Do you not like the design? Wanted to get the Mewgger armor instead? Because +14 to our AC is better than anything else we have without it even trying.
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>>1568646
In terms to the other things we lose I mean. Not that it's actually bad, just replaceable.
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>>1568645
That a real cool theory and all but in universe source or fuck you.

>>1568649
Ah thanks for clarifying. I value it pretty highly since it is obvious we are a target now and need every advantage we can get ASAP.
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>>1568651
Never hurts to try. Show H-poo what an anon possessed can do. We leveled in will and reality denial for a reason.
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>>1568645
OK. Won't hurt to try.
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100% canon
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>>1568651
>Ah thanks for clarifying. I value it pretty highly since it is obvious we are a target now and need every advantage we can get ASAP.

At this point, I'm tempted to just leave Earth behind and just grind our ass off in another dimension or something. Fuck school and friends, our enemies would probably start targeting them anyway.

Then again, we could get +30 in all stats and still fail due to a nat 1.

Once again, fuck this dice system.
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>>1568591
>>1568627
Pic related must be Anon’s thoughts right now.

>>1568661
So time to obtain vengeance upon Toffee?
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>>1568661
We are *very* sophisticated.
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>A: "Hekapoo..."
>H: "H-hold on. Don't speak yet."
>Hekapoo reaches forward and pushes some of your hair out of your eyes
>She licks her thumb and rubs it on the crease in your forehead
>H: "You look like doo."
>A: "I know..."
>She gets your hair right
>Then snatches another bag of funyons off the shelf
>S: "Ma'am you need to pay for tho-" WHACK!
>She hit him with a soul in a jar
>S: "I'll be back with your change..."

>A: "I think maybe there's something wrong with me."
>H: "Psh. I call it character."
>A: "No, I mean...I mean with my life."
>You rub the cuts and bruises on your face
>Muscles is slowly reforming against your side
>He's twitching
>His bones are black now
>Like the ones he was feeding on
>A: "I keep having to fight. Everyone. Everything...is there no way out?"
>Your heart twists in your chest
>You still don't cry
>A: "Is it always gonna be like this? Isn't there ever any answers?"
>You clench
>Hekapoo sighs
>A: "I have to save her. I have to save -somebody- damnit!"
>Your eyes are fireballs
>A: "Help me. Please. Help. Me."
>Booped
>A: "Wh-"
>H: "Fine. You don't have to give me that look. It's not supposed to be possible but...I think I might know somebody that can help us."
>A: "Is it Glossaryck? Cause I'm not sure I can handle 3-part meta posts about self discovery without a prescription."
>H: "No. It's one of my coworkers."
>A: "You have a job?"
>H: "Sort of. I'm a part of a council..."
>A: "What do you do?"
>H: "We manage things."
>A: "Like what?"
>Hekapoo reaches into her dress
>She pulls out a pair of scissors the likes of which you've never seen before
>They're sharper
>Cleaner
>With perfect bright red handles
>Must be hers

>SHHHRRRIIIP
>A sea of stars extends before you
>O: "What!? Who's there! I'm busy!"
>H: "Not anymore, bozo."
>Hekapoo turns off his video game copy of Milton Bradley's Mousetrap
>A titan stands within this space-chamber
>He's thousands of feet tall
>O: "What...is that?"
>H: "This is Anonymous. Anonymous. Meet my cooworker."
>A: "Y-yo?"
>H: "Omnitraxus. Master of Space time."
>Hekapoo turns to you
>H: "Hope you brought your wrench. Cause we're goin' UNDER THE HOOD!"
>She finger guns
>You finger guns
>Muscles is awake with cool barbed spikes that are black
>WAHCK!
>He takes the biggest palm-full of Hekapoo's Ass he can possibly get with a hit that shakes the nearby stars
>One of your eyes freaks out for a second
>Hekapoo's butt literally jiggled when it was struck
>Lewd

cont
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>>1568666
I agree with satan, ironically
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>>1568669
>>He takes the biggest palm-full of Hekapoo's Ass he can possibly get with a hit that shakes the nearby stars

EVEN NOW THERE IS HOPE FOR MAN!
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>>1568669
>>1568669

>She's frozen
>Omnitraxxus is frozen
>A sloth leans in from the portal

>S: "Your change, sir."
>He hands you back $300
>A: "Oh thanks I- WHAT!?"
>S: "What? You gave me 5 mewnian gold coins. We measured em in the back."
>A: "I-"
>S: "They're worth about 100 of your Earth-Dollars each."
>Another sloth pops in
>S: "Your change, ma'am."
>He hands Hekapoo a ghost-rabbit
>She takes it while still looking pretty pissed at your Arm-brother
>You look back
>The portals are closing
>Through the wormholes you see that Lizard dude, watching the seams close
>He makes eye contact
>He waves with one hand
>You...wave back?
>That guy saved your life
>Didn't take any of your stuff
>Weird
>A: "Who was that guy?"
>O: "Who was what guy?"
>A: "Some grey lizard in a nice suit that really liked sandwiches."
>O: "Huh. Sounds like a chill guy."
>A: "Help me break the laws of physics you cosmic fucking onion."
>O: "Wow. You're rude."
>A: "Sorry. Long day."
>H: "Long hours?"
>A: "Long lifetime."


>You are Anonymous
>You are about to speak to probably the most powerful cosmic being you have ever met

>SHHHRRRIIIP
>H: "Cya, Non. I gots places to go."
>Just as Hekapoo returns to her forge you see something
>A guy on a motorcycle
>Or wait...is that a dragon?
>Either way, he parks his ride just outside the currently open door
>Her two clones attack him mercilessly
>She doesn't seem to give even half of a shit that he's there
>Dude was jacked
>H: "Later."
>She seals the portal, but not before reaching out and booping you one last time
>You rub your singed nose
>Collect yourself

>O: "So. What can I do for you today, little Anomalous?"
>A: "It's Anonymous."
>O: "Not if you knew what 'I' knew."


SESSION END!

https://youtu.be/fygutp-zA4E

TUNE IN NEXT TIME

FOR THE TOUR OF THE MULTIVERSE!

BRING YOUR SNACKS!
YOUR BACKPACKS!
IT'S GOING DOWN!
GET DAH WOHTAH!

bless
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>>1568683
Thanks for running Quest!


Now how about some more discussion about that little revelation that we might be able to bring Susan back without needing her actual body since we're connected to her soul and not her skull.
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>>1568683
My man! Thanks for running. Was an awesome sesh
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>>1568683
Thanks for running

>FOR THE TOUR OF THE MULTIVERSE!

that's funny i was working in some adult anon, like an alternate reality thing
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>>1568683
Hekapoo's gonna pay us back for all the sexual harassment we put her through one of these days. Shiny black leather and riding clop-style.
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>>1568693
The one of the right reminds me of Vlad Plasmius, from Danny Phantom. I LOVE IT!
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>>1568693
Swear it gets better each time. Awesome job dooder!
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>>1568683
Well,things will get interesting.
Shame we didn't get to talk with Toffee because this place is full of cowards.
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>>1568687
>>1568687

LORE AND EXPLANATION POST

Well. Just so I can let you all solve the puzzle with the same pieces allow me to clarify.

>While there is still some mystery to how souls and raising the dead work BUT!

THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS

>You need a way to keep a soul bound to this earth and a way to find that soul

>The easiest way is to use their dead body, as it was the vessel for their soul during it's mortal life. This "ties" their soul to the thing you're binding them too.

Think of it...like a thread

>Zombina's physical body is here in the physical plane

>Her soul is in THE VOID

>Tethered to her physical body


Now. Demons have found all sorts of ways to store and deal with souls. Which is something that Hekapoo could have explained to Anon off-screen so I will here.

>Bottles enchanted for the purpose of soul collection.

>Soul Stones

>Eating them


So. Using this knowledge, and the fact that Anon's WILL is in the next level of power he might be able to pull off something a little -different- with Susan.

After all. Constructs are just manufactured souls anchored into a body.

Oh, and since you looked at your phone


>YOU HAVE 176 TEXT MESSAGES<

>Shit
>You are so grounded
>You check the date
>You've been missing for three days
>Three whole days you were asleep
>How did you eat?
>The fact your stomach is wretching sort of clues you in
>You didn't...and just filled up on two Funyon bags
>A: "Rip my insides."
>O: "That's what -she- said ahaha!"
>Who the fuck is this guy?


end

>>1568693
>>1568693

Oh bless you, friend! Thanks for your lovely doodles and time. I love the jawline and mutating eyeball! You've captured a little cross-section between your own style and the show's!

Tell me. Would you like for me to wait until this is inked before posting it? Or do you not mind sketches getting put on the Twitter Fridge?
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>>1568717
>>You've been missing for three days
Oh well fucking dammit.
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>>1568717
True Undead here we come.
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>>1568717
>do you not mind sketches getting put on the Twitter Fridge?

i don't mind none, i'll post the finished one later
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>>1568693
Oh yiiisssss
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>>1568717
>YOU HAVE 176 TEXT MESSAGES<
fug
Wait how does our phone still have power, is it a Nokia 3310 or something?
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What if sjw wolf's family got SCPd?
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>>1568867
The same reason why it has wifi in another dimension presumably.
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>>1571722
>exposed shaft
I'm going to need you to delet that right now.
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>>1571722
>>1571722
Friend, that does not belong within the confines of this arguable christian-ish pagan board haha
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>>1571722
I'm impressed that its been up for so long when you can see the dick. 10/10 mod work.
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>>1572184
It's gone now, but be honest, do you think /qst/ would have lightning fast moderation?
This isn't /a/ or /v/.
Board is so slow this thread is still kicking after reaching 1592 posts.
It's been 5 days and we're still only on page 5.
Were this a faster board I'd be impressed too, but here I'm more impressed how it managed to get taken down so quickly.
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ANNOUNCEMENT POST

Next session TONIGHT at 6:30 pm US Central Time!
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>>1572490
>1 minute late

Press F to pay respects.
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>>1573110
Get with the times my dude. we moved to new thread
>>1573106
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Friends! We are live!

>>1573106
>>1573106




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