>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Dragonball+quest>>Writeup Pastebinhttp://pastebin.com/nzPARvE8>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a thirty year old man named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>>Current SagaRed Ribbon Revenge/ Android Saga>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYWjGlhKkl8
https://pastebin.com/kMM1UQLPPart 5 of "The Twisted Future" for those that missed it
I made it!
>>1641536Kill son goku and rape bulmaend of journey
Not too late!
A blinding flash assaults your eyes, an ear-shattering boom hammers your eardrums, and a violent trembling of the ground beneath your feet nearly forces your legs out from under you. The blast fired by Trunks packed quite a bit of power, and as vision returns to your eyes, you can see that it did considerable damage as well.The lab is, for all intents and purposes, gone. The cave that housed it has been obliterated, leaving you and the others standing on a flat, rocky plateau standing in the shadow of the surrounding mountains. The lab equipment and open pods, as well as the tiled floor have been blown away, along with the machinery connected to Sixteen's pod.Yet, somehow, that single pod with the number 16 written on it remains, seemingly unscathed. Just what is that thing made of?Nineteen and Twenty are unharmed, of course. You just hope that they weren't able to absorb energy from that blast. "Nineteen, he's disconnected from life support," Gero informs his compatriot, sounding deathly calm. "Activate him quickly."The clown-like machine nods, starting toward the pod."NO!" Trunks howls, throwing himself toward Nineteen. All he receives for his efforts is a backhanded strike that easily sends him packing in his exhausted state. The poor boy put all he had into that blast, yet it somehow failed."Tofoo, this might be a good time to grab your kid and get out of here," Piccolo tells you, fearful impatience in his voice. "It looks like coming here was a mistake. I don't think we'll be winning this battle.">A. Alright, you'll grab Trunks and leave>B. No, you can win>C. You can't let them activate Sixteen>D. Attempt to stab into the pod with your Ki Blade>E. Something else
>>1641572>A. Alright, you'll grab Trunks and leave
>>1641572>A.We should book it
>>1641572>C. You can't let them activate Sixteen>D. Attempt to stab into the pod with your Ki Blade
>>1641572>>A. Alright, you'll grab Trunks and leave>C. You can't let them activate Sixteen
>>1641586>>1641584>>1641580Gimme a rollD100, of course
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>1641590
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>1641590Put the ginger down.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>1641590
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>1641590Here we go!
>>1641596>>1641593>>1641598Well, you only needed about a 60 to get out of here, so good job
>>1641593>>1641586>>1641584>>1641580"Alright, I'll grab Trunks and get out of here," you tell the Namekian. "Be ready to run."Piccolo answers with a nod, and you spring yourself toward Trunks. Nineteen, apparently thinking that you're attempting to stop him from activating Number Sixteen, fires beams of light from his eyes, but you manage to speed past those and reach your son. Trunks is already in the process of getting back up, so it doesn't take much to help him in the right direction. Twenty thrusts his right hand toward the two of you, sending an orb of light in pursuit of you and your son as you race away from the recently-destroyed lab. Trunks stops and turns toward it, but before he can do anything, Piccolo pops up between him and the blast and backhands it away. The two then turn and resume their retreat. This time, Twenty lets you all go."This is bad," Trunks says in a panicked tone. "Terrible."He clenches his eyes shut and cries out in frustration. "This wasn't supposed to happen! He wasn't supposed to be ready for years!">A. A lot's changed already. At this point, anything's possible>B. Tell him not to beat himself up; there's no way he could have known>C. It doesn't matter, you'll find a way to stop this>D. Okay, Piccolo and Kami need to fuse>E. Something else
>>1641661all of the above
>>1641661>B. Tell him not to beat himself up; there's no way he could have known>C. It doesn't matter, you'll find a way to stop this
>>1641661>A. A lot's changed already. At this point, anything's possible>B. Tell him not to beat himself up; there's no way he could have known>C. It doesn't matter, you'll find a way to stop this>D. Okay, Piccolo and Kami need to fuseso...Namekian dragonball linking up tofoo to earth shenron now then?
>>1641661>A. A lot's changed already. At this point, anything's possible>C. It doesn't matter, you'll find a way to stop thisAnd then look at Piccolo and ask if he fused with Kami would he still attempt to get even with us after the androids are taken care of with a serious look.
>>1641661>A. A lot's changed already. At this point, anything's possible
>>1641681>>1641675>>1641672"A lot's changed already," you tell your son. "At this point, anything's possible. So don't beat yourself up, there's no way you could have known."You reach out and place a hand on his shoulder, prompting him to open his eyes and look toward you."And it doesn't matter what happens," you assure him. "We'll find a way to stop this."Piccolo snorts. "I already have a way, and I heard you talking with the old man. The second we get back to the Lookout, we're going right to Kami and doing what we need to do. Understand?"Trunks looks perplexed. "What are you two talking about?">A. You don't remember agreeing to take orders from Piccolo>B. Kami wasn't sure that was the best idea>C. You aren't sure about this>D. Piccolo's right; there's no sense in delaying>E. Explain the plan to Trunks>F. Something else
>>1641720>A. You don't remember agreeing to take orders from PiccoloNope,Kami stays!
>>1641661>>A. A lot's changed already. At this point, anything's possible>D. Okay, Piccolo and Kami need to fuse
>>1641720>D. Piccolo's right; there's no sense in delayingCome on guys, just let it happen. We actually kind of need this. Androids are a lot tougher then we might be able to handle at the moment.
>>1641720>>E. Explain the plan to Trunks>D. Piccolo's right; there's no sense in delaying
>>1641749No matter what, don't explain the plan to Trunks yet, who knows if Gero sent some nanobug after us or if he maybe tailing us to find out where we ran off to before
>>1641743>>1641749>>1641753>>1641765Okay>A. Explain the plan to Trunks>B. Don't
>>1641792>A.Our future son needs no reason to be kept in the dark about something as important as this.
>>1641792>A. Explain the plan to Trunks
>>1641792>bthere's no time! follow me!
>>1641802>>1641800>>1641799>Trusting your son who couldn't even protect his own timeline>>1641795>>1641807>>1641822>Realizing that Trunks is a disappointment and can't be trusted with anything
>>1641824I love those those descriptors
>>1641824I just felt like we didn't have time to explain, no need to make me feel like shit for it...
>>1641824Dayum,you have no chill Som.
someone just change their vote so we can continue.
>>1641824Wow Som, the savagery is unreal.
>>1641856Tell our son. He deserves to know,.
>>1641856Changing to B. He will see it by himself anyways
>>1641864>>1641870>TFW your son is so disappointing he makes you unable to decide on anything
>>1641870And we're still deadlocked as of this post.
>>1641881no we're not,>>1641864 voted A to begin with
>>1641880>>1641881we're 4 b, 2 a
>>1641870>>1641822>>1641807>>1641749"You're right, there's no sense in delaying," you tell Piccolo. For the moment, you decide not to explain the plan to Trunks. He'll figure out what's going on soon enough and that will be that. He looks annoyed at nobody answering him, but that's about it.As you approach the Lookout, you notice something flying away from it, recognizing it as your wife's airship.>A. Fly over and see what she's up to>B. Tell Trunks to go see what's going on while you go with Piccolo>C. Let her go and head for the Lookout>D. Something else
>>1641918>B. Tell Trunks to go see what's going on while you go with PiccoloNo time, the fusion and transfer need to happen now.>get king kai ready, we can't afford to lose the the earth dragon balls
>>1641918>C. Let her go and head for the LookoutI really feel like we should have told Trunks.
>>1641918>B. Tell Trunks to go see what's going on while you go with Piccolo
>>1641922>>1641931>>1641932>>1641954>Tofoo becoming GuardianIt's happening
>>1641959It was always meant to be. Som my friend, let us make history
>>1641922>>1641931>>1641932"Trunks, go see what your mom is doing," you instruct.Nodding, your son rushes toward the airship, leaving you and Piccolo to fly side by side the rest of the way, landing on the Lookout and going inside without a word to anybody else. Neither of you say a thing as you make your way to the throne room, opening the door to find Kami waiting with a resigned expression on his face."So, it is time, then," he states upon seeing you."Yes, enough wasting time," Piccolo declares, stepping forward.Kami looks toward you. "And you, Tofoo, are you ready to accept the title of Guardian?">A. Yes, you are>B. Not really, but you don't have much choice>C. No, you can't do this>D. Something else
>>1641995>A. Yes, you are
>>1641995>ALet's not be a bitch about it >D. get king kai ready
>>1641995>>A. Yes, you areNo sense in worrying him in his final moments.
>>1641995>C.God damn it no no no no no no no anything but this I would prefer lazy days at CC training and hanging with our friends and family damn the rest of you
>>1641995But seriously guys, have king kai direct the namekians to wish the transference of the dragon balls to Tofoo, we can't afford to lose those, especially right now.
>>1641995>A. Yes, you areI have to be ready. My world is counting on me.
>>1641995AWe can meet this semen demon maybe?
>>1641995>AIts finally happening
I hate all of you, Tofoos care free days are over, no more goofing off, no more detective Tofoo. To be replaced with having to deal with natural disasters, guiding souls and dealing with uppity gods.
>>1642015>the one time in the whole quest you regret being married someday timeloli, someday, maybe in another som quest...
>>1642034Think we are playing as Trunks later
>>1641997>>1641999"Yes, I am," you tell your former mentor, stepping forward and bracing yourself to undertake this latest responsibility.Kami gives you a smile, and as you look into his eyes, you can see that you've taken a massive weight off of his shoulders. Somehow, that makes this decision just a little bit easier for you, and you're glad you could help bring him some measure of comfort in his final moments. "Thank you, my friend," Kami tells you, his voice gentle. "You have no idea what this means to me."Piccolo makes a sound of disgust, looking away from the two of you."I can think of no finer hands to leave this world in than yours," Kami continues in spite of his other half's reaction. "You will surely make a wonderful Guardian.">A. Thank him, that means a lot>B. Not as good as him>C. Thank him for everything he's done and taught you>D. Don't say anything>E. Ask what you need to do to become Guardian>F. Something else
>>1642034I don't like it that much either, but we never met Dende, and Kami can't spit out a successor egg apparently
"Let's do it."
>>1642034we all have to grow up someday, anon...
>>1642034So, we're a full grown man, we shouldn't be spending our days all care free and just goofing off. Even if we hadn't become guardian I still would've voted to have Tofoo constantly training, developing techniques, and getting stronger. This entire android saga has made me realize we've lost our roots. What happened to the fucking bear? What happened to the super tank warrior that could take any hit and give it back twice as hard? We lost him to goofing off and trying to just ki blade shit all the time. Well not again, not for me anyway. I don't know about you but I personally don't want to go down the other humans' same path. We're they just go all carefree and never really bother training anymore, some of them quitting entirely. Nope, we're a fucking master son, we're gonna train till the gods themselves and their angels acknowledge our strength.>>1642045>E. Ask what you need to do to become Guardian>F. CALL KING KAI FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>1642045>A. Thank him, that means a lot>C. Thank him for everything he's done and taught you
>>1642059You. I like you.
>>1642050Nope, dude is too old, and it would reduce his strength anyway, which would make the fusion pointless.
>>1642052Supporting this.>>1642059.... you said it better than I ever would have been able to.
Wait, why doesn't Piccolo just spit out an egg?
>>1642035>regretting marrying Bulma>>1642044Is Trunks going to be a MA? He can be whatever he wants. So now our time is split with training/family/guardianship, I wanted another child but how can we raise two when we have less time than when we raised 1 >>1642050Could have asked the Namekians even if we aren't friends with Dende>>1642059We train as much as anyone and we would have never stopped training. Tofoo has faced enough threats that have come Earth's way to ever slack off to the point of stagnation, not to mention his rivalry with Goku and Piccolo always forcing Tofoo to push harder and harder to catch up with them. I'm most concerned with losing time for training than the rest hell I always vote to ignore family during training time even though I enjoy spending time with them like just recently teaching Trunks to fly or when we watched him with that train show. As far as the roots thing, I'm in agreement.
>>1642096Probably learned from his dad that minions are worthless and you have to do the deed yourself instead.
>>1642096He's a warrior type namekian they can't "procreate"
>>1642109Piccolo is actually a Dragon-clan Namekian, he's just swole AF. >>1642105But this wouldn't be a minion.
>>1642121Really? I thought king Piccolo was the dragon clan and Majunior the warrior like Nail
>>1642156Piccolo is a dragon clan, or at least some kind of hermaphrodite between the two clans. He uses the Clothes Beam.
>>1642052>>1642053>>1642107"Not as good as you," you tell him."I've made many mistakes in my time as Guardian," Kami tells you, his tone almost warning. "Never forget that you carry a large responsibility, and you must be willing to deal with the consequences of your actions."He offers a smile. "However, as one of Earth's greatest heroes, you've already had that burden to bear for a long time. I know you can handle this as you have handled everything else.""Kami..." you start, not sure that to say at first. "Thank you for everything. Everything you've done, everything you've taught me. Just, thank you."You swear you can see tears welling up in Kami's eyes, but before he can say anything, Piccolo speaks up."We're wasting time with your sentimental garbage," Piccolo tells the two of you. "Get this over with so we can deal with the Androids."Kami sighs. "You're right, Piccolo. We've prolonged this long enough.""So, what do I need to do to become Guardian?" you ask."I need you to kneel before me," Kami tells you. "I will handle the rest.">A. Alright>B. But, why?>C. No funny business, got it?>D. Something else
>>1642156actually piccolo is warrior clan, he was created specifically for the sole purpose of destroying his father's enemies and enacting his revenge. >>1642165that's just a magic technique. The split between clans is one makes dragonballs, the other is good at fighting. Using some magic/advanced ki tricks don't actually have anything to do with it.
>>1642172>A. Alright>"I need you to kneel before me," Kami tells you. "I will handle the rest.">"Good Tofoo, now close your eyes.">"Good, now open your mouth."I hope Kami has to hand us a disk.
>>1642172>D. Something else>>1642059What this guy said >F. CALL KING KAI FOR FUCKS SAKEmake sure the dragonballs pass on to toofu, then >A. Alright
>>1642182>piccolo: "now bend over, tofoo. it's time for your daily dose"
>>1642175It's the same technique used to create the Dragon Balls though. Or at least one of the techniques you need to train to create Dragon Balls. >>1642185>"Back in the Ajisa fields, we call this a Namek sandwich."
>>1642184This, don't know why everyone is forgetting about the balls.
I miss the time in this quest when SOM had the King Piccolo theme in every post.
>>1642184This, for kai sake this. We need dragon balls remember?
>>1642190>This, don't know why everyone is forgetting about the balls....really?
>A>F. CALL KING KAI FOR FUCKS SAKE
So it's going to happen, huh?I'm guessing we'll take the role of Trunks after the Android saga is over then. Tofoo ain't going to have time to train with all the duties he's going to have.>tfw we basically hold the powers of rezzing people in our hands now
>After all this time we finally got meme'd into GuardianTerrible. Talk about a forced choice. I bet Som is happy after finally being able to hole us into this after trying for so long.
>>1642227Actually, I was never trying to force you into being Guardian, Kami was just reminding you that the offer was on the table
>>1642231Oh yeah, I totally imagined all those "Are you sure you don't wanna become a Guardian? Are you double sure? Are you triple super duper hyper omega featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series sure? that popped every once in a while.
It's fine guys, we can just go back on being guardian after a thread and a half, after growing a pompadour of course. We totally won't be gibbed a thread later.
>>1642237Seems like you did, he asked a total of two times without instigation,only reason we ended up talking about it was because we showed interest last thread. He was asking last minute to make sure we still want it, not because we kept saying no.
>>1642214The Guardian gets to use the Dragon Balls as much as they want, Kami does this at the end of the King Piccolo Saga. We can just wish to be able to use the HBTC as much as we want, and also to not age while we're in there. And SOM said no GT, so no consequences!
>>1642214I don't believe that'll be the case, quite the opposite actually. I think as guardian Tofoo we'll still have time to train. We also just have to make sure the planet isn't in danger by taking some time to watch the world. We really don't even have to personally handle natural disasters either, the humans usually just handle that themselves. I think you guys are putting way more into this than you realize.
>>1642179>>1642180>>1642182"Alright," you say to your mentor, kneeling at his feet.You feel him place his hand above your head, and then a sudden jolt of...something shoot through you.>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VhMCBiWKAIYou feel a great warmth appear inside of you, spreading throughout your entire body before shrinking down into your chest, seeming to grow smaller and smaller before vanishing from your senses. You feel energies swirling around you, and hear voices whispering in the distance. You try to make out what they're saying, but they vanish just as quickly as they came, and the maddening swirl of energies begins to dissipate. A white glow surrounds your body, covering you from head to toe, and you feel as if a powerful storm is raging around you. Yet, at the same time, you feel calm, the one peaceful spot in a raging tempest. The glow fades away, and the storm around you does the same. You feel different somehow, though you can't really explain how. You suppose you feel a tad stronger, but you know that there's more to it than that.Looking up, you see Kami staring back down at you."Rise, Guardian of the Earth.">A. Stand up>B. Ask what's changed>C. What about the Dragonballs?>D. So, now he'll be joining with Piccolo?>E. Something else
>>1642284For fucks sake >C. What about the Dragonballs?>C. What about the Dragonballs?>C. What about the Dragonballs?
>>1642284>C.>E. KING KAI, NAMEK, FOR TOFOO'S SAKE!!!!
>>1642284>>A. Stand up>B. Ask what's changed>C. What about the Dragonballs?>D. So, now he'll be joining with Piccolo?
>>1642284All of the above in that order.
>>1642284>A. Then C.
>>1642284>>A. Stand up>>C. What about the Dragonballs?
>>1642284>E. All of the above senpaiHow did they fuck that arc up so colossally?
>>A. Stand up>>C. What about the Dragonballs?
>>1642313It was fine until the last episode
>>1642316The last three episodes. >Vegito and the asspull sword>Zamasu Giygas>Gohan congratulates Trunks even though he didn't deserve itUnless those were two episodes and the pacing is more fucked than I thought.
>>1642284>A. Stand up>C. What about the Dragonballs?Welcome to lower case godhood everyone. Now who wants to make a little Hercules with Bulma.
>>1642315>>1642316what are you guys talking about? The zamasu arc or the current arc?
>>1642344>Now who wants to make a little Hercules with Bulma.inb4 God Ki makes you sterile. It would explain why Beerus and Champa are such gluttonous, temperamental cunts. Eunuchs were often really fat because it was the vice which they could indulge in.>>1642353Zamasu, the Exhibition Match and some of the middle of the current arc were pretty bad. The Zamasu Arc at least had promise at first/in the middle.
>>1642301>>1642304>>1642306You rise to your feet, taking a moment to become used to the new sensation of what's essentially godhood. It's not long before that's pushed aside as you think of something else."What about the Dragonballs?" you ask.Kami frowns, a worried look in his eyes. "Close your eyes and focus. Sense for Shenron."Doing as instructed, you feel sick to your stomach as you find absolutely no sign of Shenron.You don't even need to say a word. Upon opening your eyes, Kami lets out a resigned sigh."Well, I had feared this was going to happen," he tells you. "In any case, the Earth has a fine Guardian to watch over it when I'm gone.">A. But what's the point if there's no Dragonballs?>B. Could you create your own Dragonballs?>C. Contact King Kai, you have a plan>D. You'll do your best>E. Something else
>>1642380>>B. Could you create your own Dragonballs?
>>1642380>C. Contact King Kai, you have a plan
>>1642385Also,>C. Contact King Kai, you have a planPut me in contact with a sage on namek. literally any sage. I need to learn how to make dragon balls ASAP.
>>1642380>D. then C.Let's hope this works.
>>1642380>C. Contact King Kai, you have a planThe plan was for anons to do that before becoming guardian. No clue how well it will work now
>>1642380>B. Could you create your own Dragonballs?Then>C. Contact King Kai, you have a planHahaha! You SOM'd us good there.
>>1642401Can't wait to have to walk out and tell the group we've officially moved into permadeath mode.
Holy shit can't believe this we became a guardian...also since we are god now does that make Trunks be Jesus?
>inb4 need to roll tp create the dragon balls>inb4 we roll a 100
>>1642434Knowing SOM all that would do is create the Black Star Dragon Balls.
>>1642434Now WE are the Dragon.
>>1642385>>1642392>>1642390>>1642396>>1642398"I have a plan," you tell Kami, looking up into the air and calling out for King Kai."Huh? Oh, Tofoo, nice to hear from you," the deity tells you, though you can't tell if he's being entirely sincere. "So, what do you need? Advice? Jokes? Long-distance calling?">A. Option 3>B. You want to know how to create Dragonballs; can he get you into contact with Namek's Grand Elder?>C. You want to have the Namekians to use their Dragonballs to bind Shenron to you>D. Something else
>>1642442>A. Option 3
>>1642437We do have them still, so we could always use them on a different planet, or an asteroid in the belt, to make new Dragonballs linked to us.
>>1642401FINALLY, FOR THE LOVE OF TOFOO I'VE BEEN ADVOCATING THIS SINCE LAST THREAD!
>>1642442>A. Option 3>C. You want to have the Namekians to use their Dragonballs to bind Shenron to youDEAR TOFOO IT REALLY IS HAPPENING
>>1642442>>B. You want to know how to create Dragonballs; can he get you into contact with Namek's Grand Elder?I DON'T KNOW WHAT OPTION 3 IS SO I DIDN'T PICK IT.
>>1642442>A, C, but if it fails B, also tell Tien we'll have him back as soon as we can.
>>1642442>B. You want to know how to create Dragonballs; can he get you into contact with Namek's Grand Elder?>D. Or maybe someone even better at making Dragon Balls...
>>1642442D. Exactly in this order.What do you can tell me about my position as a Guardian of Earth, and after that ask him to contact Grand Elder.
>>1642457This. Also ask about us creating our own in case it fails
>>1642458the option 3 means you want to call the namekians, you're just being cute about it.
>>1642442>>C. You want to have the Namekians to use their Dragonballs to bind Shenron to youWEAR DOIN IT BROWEAR MAKEING A PORpTAL REFERENS
>>1642457>>1642459>>1642473>Not making your own ballsNah, this is easier
>>1642442>D. I have a baller idea, King Kai.>B.
>>1642480what would tofoo's balls look like?
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>1642480
>>1642470Good idea, I'd just rather save learning how to actually use them and better manipulate them when the world isn't in danger. Also three wishes dude. Couldn't we just use the second wish to wish all the information on dragonballs and how they can be made, used, and etc. directly to our head? it'd be wish 1:bind shenronwish 2:revive tienwish 3:transfer dragonball info.
If we create new dragonballs....Does that mean we get to create a new dragon as well?
>>1642487I only suggested learning how, in case binding shenron doesn't work.
>>1642489>we get to create a new dragon as well?>It will look like Porunga>But even more swole and with a human face>And a massive GMP
>>1642489It won't be a dragon
>>1642490then should we not use the last wish for that?
>>1642480I'm thinking about what is fastest, as we need them up and running ASAP, and if we want we can learn how to make new ones later.
>>1642489Yes, yes it does
>>1642492>Our dragon tells everybody they look pretty when it's summoned, and when it disappears it suplexes the balls across the planet
>>1642499>>1642498>>1642496>>1642495>>1642492Okay, I will give you guys another ten minutes>A. You want the Namekians to bind Shenron to you>B. You want to learn how to create Dragon Balls
>>1642499Everyone wants to make a Dragonbear. I want a dragon that looks like Brock Lesnar.
>>1642505>>B. You want to learn how to create Dragon Balls
>>1642505>A. You want the Namekians to bind Shenron to youWe don't have time for lessions, just bind
>>1642505Can we not do both? I want to do both.
>>1642505Why not both? Have 2 sets on earth. One being Shenron, and the other being Toofus?
>>1642499Does that mean the stars can be bunny suits instead?
>>1642505>B, with the caveat that if we can't make them quickly we do A, since we have more than one wish
>>1642505>>A. You want the Namekians to bind Shenron to youFor now, we can learn how to make our own Dragonballs during the Buu Timeskip>>1642507A dragon with the body of brock lesnar and the face of a bear
>>1642505>A. You want the Namekians to bind Shenron to you
>>1642511>>1642515Well first off, I'm pretty sure you can only have one dragon bound to you, second. We can just make our own dragon later. This is kind of a life or death emergency remember?
>>1642511Double dragon?Well if we find ourself two students named Billy and Jimmy, that could work.
>>1642527Don't you mean Jimmy and Bimmy?
>>1642505>B. Make your own balls.Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll be able to feed himself for a lifetime.
>>1642533Only after we suplex Billy in the ground.
>>1642518This, rather ask which is faster and go with that for the time being.
>>1642560>>1642518>>1642510>>1642519>>1642524It is decided
>>1642519>A dragon with the body of brock lesnar and the face of a bearYes
>>1642574Do we get the other two wishes as well? Infinite HBTC uses for all, and making sure the BSB don't scatter across the galaxy.
>>1642524>>1642457"Option three," you tell King Kai."Alright, so who do you need me to call today? I should really start charging you by the minute with how often this happens," he tells you."I want to have the Namekians use their Dragonballs," you tell King Kai."How come?" he asks."I want them to bind Shenron to me.">End UpdatesThat's all for tonight, folks. Follow me @qmdralo to see when threads are up.As always, I will stick around for a while to address questions, comments, concerns, criticisms, and other crap.
>>1642597Thanks for running Som
>>1642597>>End UpdatesREEEEEE, the other thing I was following just ended too.Here are my questions:>Who did Trunks get with in the future? (if neither Kori nor Konnatsu, when will they get with each other?)>Will Shenron have to call us daddy now? >If we have God Ki, can we use it in our attacks? >Are Guardians Creation or Destruction Gods? Or do they act as neither/both due to their duties that they're supposed to fulfill? >How does our general level in Ki/God Ki match up to Shin's? >So we're one of the fifteen most important people in this universe now? >CELL WEN>BROLY WEN>SUPER ANDROID 13 WEN
>>1642597Mind doing a write in on what is going on Gero's end since we left?
Will we have an opportunity to tell both Trunks' about black nimbus?
>>1642619>Nobody (never happened, they see each other more like sisters)>No>You have just the tiniest speck of it within you, making anything out of it, or even finding it will be difficult>They are servants of the Kais, who serve the Grand Kai, who serves the Supreme Kai/s>Shin could defeat you as you are relatively easily>You're a low-ranking deity, don't get cocky>Soon>Eventually>We'll see>>1642622Yes>>1642621Sure, I will probably write that up tomorrow and post it in Friday's session
>>1642619>yfw he ends up with Videl.
>>1642626>they see each other more like sistersSisters... that fuck? >NoWell then, we're making a new Dragon ASAP>You have just the tiniest speck of it within you, making anything out of it, or even finding it will be difficultGod Ki confirmed for Buu Saga.>Shin could defeat you as you are relatively easilyMSSJ Level WEN? >You're a low-ranking deity, don't get cockyStill in the top 20, Earth is one of the best planets in the Universe, and there are only, what? Thirty inhabited planets, since Beerus hasn't chimped out yet. >SoonPerfect>EventuallyDefine Eventually>We'll seeI hope he punches us in the dick>>1642629I'd be proud, too bad Mister Satan won't be super prolific on this Earth.
>>1642626Whats King Kai's reaction to the events that have transpired.What about Korin?
>>1642629Can't blame him, tomboys are cute. Are Kori and Konattsu tomboys? Not happy with this guardian business we should have asked the Namekians if any of them would have been open to taking the position before accepting
>>1642639>No>Cool>Perhaps>Who knows?>Remember that you brought a few world's populations back>Indeed>Sometime after Cell>We will see>>1642629Meh>>1642643"Huh, well that's neat""So, Kami's finally stepped down? Well, he chose a pretty good replacement. I just hope the kid doesn't let it go to his head. If he can keep it together, he should do just fine."
>>1642659King of, mostly Kori, Konattsu can sometimes enjoy the girly things while Kori has very little interest in it besides things she finds pretty.
>>1642660>after CellBetween Ascended Kumaken Tofoo and Ultra Kumaken Trunks vs Semi-Perfect/Perfect Cell and the Cell Games, right? Putting Broly after Cell doesn't sit right, and it would do disservice to Bojack imo. >>1642666>besides things she finds pretty.Calling things pretty will be how we win the Quest, won't it? It will pacify fat Buu and endear the Omni-King. This needs to be our plan guys.
>>1642684Thinking long term, I like itNope, Broly will be after Cell this time around, and depending on how events play out, Bojack might not even happen
>>1642666>besides things she finds pretty...uncle Tofoo has never felt such pride
>>1642696Good, Tofoo, good
>>1642695Can we befriend Broly?
Oh before I leave just gotta say did a great job with that last pastebin Som
>>1642695>Broly will be after Cell this time aroundEw. >Bojack might not even happenBoo, he had a good movie.
>>1642706Thanks, anon, glad you liked it>>1642704Hah, you wish.>>1642707We'll see what happens
>>1642713>Hah, you wish.Well we have Dragon Balls, so yes we can wish for that.
Hey Som. Sorry I haven't been able to make the last few threads.To the rest of you,IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A DUMB JOKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Not even that mad. Now we have a good reason to open out school and train the next generation of Earth's protectors.
>>1642713>We'll see what happensBio-Broly is happening too, right? That's my favorite movie.
>inb4 no Tofoo it's too risky what if you die and we lose the dragon balls Night everyone
First order of business, protect the earth from all train faced kid shows.
>>1642730There is a chance>>1642723"I cannot grant this wish">>1642736Truly a struggle of justice>>1642732Meh, probably won't happen
>>1642738Are we gonna take Kid Trunks into the time chamber with us as well as Future Trunks?
>>1642738>There is a chance
>>1642743Time Chamber is only meant to support two people at a time for a year
>>1642738>"I cannot grant this wish""I wish for a dragon, who can grant me this wish."Or we can let Broly kill Kakarot and help him with owercoming his problems, after which we can ressurect Goku.
>>1642749Oh well. Any chance we could start looking for a protege guardian once this is all over?Not even looking to pass the buck, just wanna make sure we have a good replacement.
>>1642753>Implying Broly will be satisfied with merely killing Kakarot>>1642756Of course>>1642748A small chance, but yes
>>1642738>Not wishing for Broly's mental illnesses to change into thinking Goku is pretty.
Will Mr. Popo still be our number two?
>>1642763He will continue his duties, as he has for so many previous guardians>>1642762Beyond Shenron's power
>>1642759>>Implying Broly will be satisfied with merely killing KakarotImplying he will even come to Earth, since thre is no Vegeta for his father to kill.>>1642762Or this route is fine too.
>>1642769So would you say trying to find our divine ki is worthwhile right now?
>>1642773Probably focus on making the Kuma Ken aura one with us so its somewhat similar or closer to what the mystic power acts like with no aura, just a faint glow. Since I think we are still stuck in the age of aura's flaring and leaking ki.
>>1642771Paragus also liked that Earth was a lush, beautiful world where he and Broly could live as kings. That's why he brought Vegeta to New Vegeta, to avoid having Earth end up a barren wasteland from potential fighting. And, you know, the comet>>1642773Can't say
>>1642780Yeah Ki control and continuing to strengthen our base form seems like the best course of action right now.Get that always on Kuma Ken.
>>1642781Wait...Chi-Chi killed Vegeta.Doesn't that make her the new Queen of all Saiyans?
>>1642787Not quite how that works, though were she a Saiyan woman that lived on Vegeta and pulled that there, then sure
>>1642793Wait what ever happened to that Saiyan chick we met before we died for the 3rd time?
>>1642796Got knocked up by Lapis?
>>1642781>Paragus also liked that Earth was a lush, beautiful world where he and Broly could live as kings. That's why he brought Vegeta to New Vegeta, to avoid having Earth end up a barren wasteland from potential fighting. And, you know, the cometStill, I will not give up on this idea. Also how is our chances of Ressurecting Bardok? If we didn't ressurect him already.
>>1642796She's still out there somewhere>>1642799Nah, Lapis was dating Launch at the time>>1642801You'd likely have no knowledge of who he is, nor any real motivation to bring him back
>>1642799Oh god.I don't wanna mediate his baby-daddy shit.The Lookout isn't for Maury Povich taping.
>>1642805You been reading that Saiyan Conqueror Quest?
So do we get some sort of title now? I mean, Kami went around calling himself God even though he was literally at the bottom of the divine totem pole.
Is Kami a title or a name?
>>1642811Nah, is it any good?>>1642813>>1642812Title
>>1642805>You'd likely have no knowledge of who he is, nor any real motivation to bring him backWell Paragus can mention something about Goku's father. Also didn't we ressurected all peoples killed by Frieza, exept Really bad ones?I think Bardok would be ressurected by that wish.
>>1642815I like it, but people have called my tastes shit just because I've said I read your quests, so you're better off reading yourself.
>>1642815Well we're stronger that "God", so that makes us Super God, right?
>>1642818Bardock was a genocidal murderer just like most of the other Saiyans. His last stand against Freeza was a vain effort to prevent his doom, not an attempt to gain justice for Freeza's victims. Bardock was a pretty shitty person.Don't let the english dub fool you there.>>1642823Well, I mean, they might have a point
>>1642827Super Kami Tofoo is pleased by this.
>>1642827Guru, get off the computer
>>1642753I think you're underestimating how much of an evil psychopath Broly actually is...
>>1642829>Bardock was a pretty shitty personBut he was a GREAT scientist.
>>1642831NAAAAAAAAAAIL, gather the Dragonballs.
>>1642829Bottom line, I think it's a decent read.Guys doing some fun stuff in and out of canon.Also puts in a bunch of other media because why not.We had King Kong vs Godzilla for christ's sake.
>>1642815shit's great, been reading since first thread, love it so far.
>>1642837Would you rather have the Speedy Dub?
>>1642834you get the fuck out of here
>>1642838Damn>>1642843No, thank you
>>1642843no, I'll stick to funimation and subs thanks
>>1642830>>1642831Super Sensei Sifu Kami Guru Grandmaster Guardian TofooCan we use the Dragon Balls to force everyone to say our full title whenever they address us?
>>1642843Big Green or bust
>>1642845It would seem that Your mind has been damagely corrupted
>>1642847That would be a vulgar abuse of their power
>>1642847Dragonballs won't work on anyone stronger then who they're bound to. So that is actually something we could do, but it wouldn't work on EVERYONE
>>1642852And what else can we do with thiem if not abuse?Also, two questions. Does Tofu knows how to use time-traveling chamber. And how far can we go?
>>1642849You're right. Why didn't you tell me sooner?
>>1642852I'll abuse them by wishing for a 70" HD plasma screen TV, and to be the greatest suplexer in the universe. And also tell Shenron he's pretty.
>>1642868>Dicking around with the time chamber one day>Tofoo laughs his ass off when he stumbles on King Vegeta getting his shit stomped by some purple cat man
>>1642868Can we go to the begining of time? So we can witness the birth of the Supreme Loli of Time?
>>1642875Can we take Bulma to the creation of the universe?
>>1642880Wanting to run into Zeno
>>1642880But should we? If we didn't bring Bulma, she will never know if we flirted with someone. Or, dare I say, called someone pretty.
>>1642887>married to scientist>have access to free vaguely time travelish powers>not wanting to take wife to see how the universe was formedIt's like you don't want Tofoo to ever get laid again.
>>1642890The only person we could possibly flirt with in that scenario would be Zeno
>>1642896Hmmm...Flirt with almighty god, who can make us pregnant.Or stay with our wife and get her pregnant.Tough choice.
>>1642901We shouldn't flirt with our upper management, people will argue we sleep around for our promotions"Gee Tofoo, one trip into the pendulum room and you go from Guardian of earth to TAKING MY JOB" King Kai will angrily shout at us
>>1642907Oh no, you know my plan! Now I shall kill you. Or make a new one.How about traveling to the end of time? I doesn't yet know why, but why not?
>>1642907>Tofoo eventually becomes Grand Kai>Goku trains under Whis and Beerus, eventually takes the mantle of God of Destruction>childhood friends become the opposite absolute forces of the universe, creation and destruction>True destined rivalsI can dig it.
>>1642914I hear there is a good restaurant there.
>>1642916What if we can get Both jobs?We can become the god of destruction and Creation,
>>1642926Do they serve Pan-Gallactic Gargle Blaster?
>>1642927I don't actually think that's possible
>>1642931Not with that attitude.
Goddammit did I seriously miss the Guardian scene?Whatever Som, fuck you for being so awesome and shit. Love you bae.
We need to ask Kami if becoming Guardian effects certain aspects of relationships. Yes we need to ask Kami if we can still bang Bulma and get her pregnant.
Now it's time to put our godseed in the wife and make a godbra.
>>1643001>Super Saiyan Kori>Kuma-Ken Konnatsu>Kuma-Kun Trunks>Mystic Bra>Yamcha/Lazuli's KidThis Next Generation is shaping up nicely, we even have a jobber on the ready!
>>1642815My opinion may be slightly biased, but I'm having fun writing it. Should come check it out sometime.
>>1643262I think so
So we ultimate tofoo now?
>>1643564Som are you running tonight?
>>1643940I think he will.
>>1643940Nope, Friday, had work tonight
>>1645850Foooooolish Samurai Warrior!
Rolled 38 (1d100)rollan
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>1645991
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>1646022
Rolled 75, 20, 86, 92, 25, 24, 40, 73, 23, 87 = 545 (10d100)>>1645991
>>1646267>>1646045>>1646022>>1645991So, what are you rolling for, exactly?
>>1647096To see if we pass
>>1647326Time for more Earth Guardian quest!
"Option three," you tell King Kai."Alright, so who do you need me to call today? I should really start charging you by the minute with how often this happens," he tells you."I want to have the Namekians use their Dragonballs," you tell King Kai."How come?" he asks."I want them to bind Shenron to me," you tell him. "Shenron?" his voice comes back in a puzzled tone. "Wait, did something happen to Kami?">A. He's still alive>B. He's going to fuse with Piccolo>C. You're Guardian now>D. Something else
>>1647359>B. He's going to fuse with Piccolo>C. You're Guardian now
Well good luck, I'm at work so I'll be lurking
>>1647371>>1647375>>1647390"He's about to fuse with Piccolo," you explain. "I'm the Guardian of Earth, now.""You're kidding!" King Kai's voice shouts in your mind. "Huh, looks like I owe Grand Kai some money. Anyway, welcome aboard. You may be at the bottom rank, but you're technically a god now, so congrats!"You wait for him to acknowledge what you asked him to do."Ahem, right, Shenron," King Kai says, getting back on track. "I'll be in contact with the Namekians. I'll give you a call when they've summoned Porunga.">A. Thanks, boss>B. Thank him>C. Tell Kami that it's all being sorted out>D. Does this mean the Lookout is yours, now?>E. Something else
>>1647460>A. Thanks, boss>C. Tell Kami that it's all being sorted outmi
>>1647460>A. Thanks, boss>C. Tell Kami that it's all being sorted out>D. Does this mean the Lookout is yours, now?
>>1647472>>1647523"Thanks, boss," you tell King Kai, who answers in a pleased tone."You're welcome, Tofoo," his response comes. "Now then, while I get this done, you get to work as well. Don't shirk on your duties, now."The connection vanishes, and you look toward Kami.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeRBON60nVE"Everything's being sorted out and handled," you explain to the former Guardian. "Well, then, there's no need to wait any longer," he tells you, looking toward his other half. "Thank you for your patience, Piccolo.""Whatever, you'd just better not try to delay this any longer," the younger Namekian warns, stepping toward the old man. "You know what we have to do, so let's get it over with."Kami sighs. "I never thought I'd see the day when you and I would become one again. I must confess, I have my reservations about this.""Well, that makes two of us," Piccolo grumbles. "But we both know there's no other choice, so suck it up and do what needs to be done.""Of course, you're right," Kami concedes. "Kami!" a distressed voice shouts as the door swings open.Popo enters the room, tears streaming from his eyes as he runs toward Kami, only to be cowed by a furious glare by Piccolo and stop in his tracks."It's alright, Popo," Kami tells his assistant, stepping forward and putting a hand on his shoulder. "Please, don't go," Popo pleads. "You don't have to do this.""The reign of every Guardian must one day come to an end," Kami tells him gently. "You must carry on without me, and guide Tofoo as you guided me. He is new at this, and will need your wisdom. Teach him well."Popo manages a nod. "Thank you, my friend, for everything," Kami tells him with great affection. "And be well."He turns toward you. "Tofoo....">A. You'll miss him>B. You're glad to have known him>C. You'll make him proud>D. Go over and give him a hug>E. Thank him for everything>F. Something else
>>1647563>A.>D.>E.Please thank Kami, he gave us Bulma's ring
>>1647563"Might have gotten on the wrong foot with each other during the beginning, but...">B. You're glad to have known him>C. You'll make him proud>E. Thank him for everything
>>1647563Time to Super Namek this bitch uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orh9MvEN9Ac>A.>B.>C.>E.
rip in piece
>>1647574>>1647585>>1647600>>1647607Before Kami has the chance to speak, you step forward, catching him by surprise as you wrap your arms around him in a warm hug."I'll miss you," you tell him. "And I promise that I'll make you proud.">>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mcHP1HYkds"You already have, my friend," Kami states as you release him.Giving you one last warm smile, he turns toward Piccolo, walking over to the other Namekian and standing before him. "I trust you know how this works," Kami says to the other. With a nod, Piccolo places his hand upon Kami's chest."Kami, no!" Popo cries. Kami gives his friend a smile, then yells, a brilliant light surrounding him, accompanied by a powerful gust of wind that causes Piccolo's eyes to go wide in surprise and uncertainty. In fact, you note with some amusement that your old enemy lets out a cry of bewilderment as the light surrounding Kami moves to engulf him, hiding both figures from outside view before fading, revealing a single Namekian Warrior.On the surface, he looks identical to Piccolo. The turban and cape he normally wears are back on his body for some reason or other, really adding to the illusion that he's the same as before. But, you can feel the truth.The being standing before you is neither Kami nor Piccolo, at least not entirely. You can feel traces of their energies within him, but they're so closely intertwined that you can barely tell them apart. Together, they form a new power signature, and a new person entirely.The Namekian raises his hands in front of his face, staring at them as if they're the most fascinating thing that he's ever seen. "It's been so long...." he mutters to himself. "I hadn't realized it, but I felt so incomplete before. This...this is wonderful."His bewilderment seems to fade away, and a determined expression comes to his face. "I know where I need to go."Without saying a word to either you or Popo, he turns and strolls out of the throne room."K-Kami?" Popo asks, his voice trembling."Kami's gone," the Namekian states plainly. "And he isn't coming back."Popo looks ready to turn into a sobbing mess, but before that can happen, the Namekian stops, looking back at him with a familiar smile."Be well, Mr. Popo," he says before turning back and continuing his exit.>A. Go after him and ask what's going on>B. Tell him that if there's a battle, you want in>C. Stay where you are, and try to comfort Mr. Popo>D. Go outside; if the others felt what was going on in here, they're going to have a lot of questions>E. Something else
>>1647719>A. Go after him and ask what's going on>E. ask him how he feels, is he still piccolo?
>>1647719>C. Stay where you are, and try to comfort Mr. Popo>D. Go outside; if the others felt what was going on in here, they're going to have a lot of questionsNot to mention we still gotta wait for King Kai to call us back when Porunga is summoned.
>>1647737I'll second the write in as well
>>1647737>>1647739>>1647744I should be able to combine these just fine
>>1647719just wanted to say this was pure gold scene.The soundtrack matched perfectly,almost cried here.Well done Som.
>>1647770Thanks, anon.>AlmostSo close.....
And so passes Kami, one of the greatest guardians Earth has known. May his soul find the rest it deserves.
>>1647737>>1647739>>1647744"Hold on," you shout, running after the Namekian.He stops, but doesn't look back, or even say a word as you reach him. "What's going on?" you question him. "And are you, what-"You take a breath. "How do you feel? Are you still Piccolo?"The Namekian thinks that over for a few seconds. "Yes and no. Piccolo is still a part of me, but that's no longer who I am. Kami is in there as well, along with a Namekian named Nail. I'm all of them, but none of them. I'm not even quite the same as I was before I split myself. Although, given my appearance and voice, I suppose it will be simple for everybody else if I just go by Piccolo."He looks up toward the ceiling. "As for what's going on, Kami was right. The Earth is about to face another terrible threat, and it isn't the Androids he's been sensing. There's something else down there, and I need to go and deal with it."A very Piccolo-like smirk comes to his face. "With my new power, this should be simple enough. But, I get the feeling I'm in for a challenge."He seems just a bit excited by the idea, though by his tone you can tell that he's still taking this completely seriously. "Now, while I go deal with this, you should get started learning about being Guardian," he advises as he begins to walk again. "Help Popo get control of himself, then ask him to start your training. My battle should give you good material to start with."And like that, he's gone.You decide to heed his advice, and return to the throne room, spending a few minutes with a distressed Popo, and helping him to calm down.The two of you begin walking the halls of the Lookout, heading for the outside."K-Piccolo was correct; if he battles with his newfound power, it will give you a good focal point for training your ability to read the planet's energies and remotely view events," Popo explains as the two of you walk side-by-side.>A. Remotely view?>B. Piccolo seemed confident in his new abilities>C. You wish you were there to help the battle>D. Just agree to do as he says>E. Don't say anything>F. Something else
>>1647874>B. Piccolo seemed confident in his new abilities>C. You wish you were there to help the battle
>>1647874>C. You wish you were there to help the battle>D. Just agree to do as he says
>>1647874>A. Remotely view?
>>1647874>D. Just agree to do as he saysno need to waste time, let's start learning>B. Piccolo seemed confident in his new abilities
>>1647917>>1647904>>1647880"I wish I was there to help with the battle," you confess as the two of you reach the entrance. "I know you do," Popo tells you, his expression blank aside from the dried tears. "But for now, the best thing you can do is trust them. The world needs you, Tofoo. You are its Guardian now. And soon, the Dragonballs will be bound to you. It just won't do for you to jump into a fight you may be unprepared for.""Tofoo," Lapis calls, his expression hard to read as he comes marching over to you. You turn toward him, and notice that a few of the others seem to be watching."What the hell happened in there?" he demands. "What happened to Piccolo? And what happened to you?">A. Piccolo has merged with Kami>B. You're the Guardian now>C. You'll explain later>D. Ask Popo if you can get started>E. Something else
>>1647957>A. Piccolo has merged with Kami>D. Ask Popo if you can get startedLet's get it startedLet's get it started in here
>>1647957>A. Piccolo has merged with Kami>B. You're the Guardian now>D. Ask Popo if you can get started
>>1647957>A. Piccolo has merged with Kami>B. You're the Guardian now>D. Ask Popo if you can get started>E. Something else"Earth is very pretty."
>>1647962>>1647968>>1647972>>1647981"Piccolo's merged with Kami," you explain to Lapis. "And I'm the Guardian now.""What?!" he asks, stepping back from you with wide eyes."Hold on, YOU'RE Guardian of Earth now?" Krillin asks as if you've just gone insane. "I thought you hated the idea of taking that job."Lazuli shrugs. "I thought it was just that he thought he couldn't be with Bulma if he took the job."Chi-Chi nods. "Well, that makes sense. But they've been married for years.So, not much anyone could say to Tofoo about it, now."Popo gives a chuckle at that. "That's true. In any case, Tofoo, are you ready?""Yes, can we get started?" you ask in return."Of course," he tells you, leading you to the edge of the Lookout. "Now, the Lookout is a very special location for many reasons. It serves as a focal point for the planet's energies. If you can learn to properly read these energies, you can use them to view anything happening at any place on the planet.">A. Amazing!>B. The Earth is beautiful>C. The Earth is pretty>D. Give it a try>E. How do you do that?>F. Really? Anything?>G. Something else
>>1648044>A. Amazing!>C. The Earth is pretty>E. How do you do that?
>>1648044 >F. Really? Anything?
>>1648044>A. Amazing!>C. The Earth is pretty>F. Really? Anything?Spy on our wife
>>1648044>G. ASSAULT RAIN
>>1648083This, except checking up on her, not spying on her.
>>1648044Tell Earth she's pretty.
>>1648083>>1648051"Amazing!" you tell him, staring down at the clouds below. "The Earth is pretty.""Yes, it is," Popo agrees. "Now, it's fairly simple, given the training I gave to you and Goku. By feeling the vibrations in the air, you can learn a great deal. Give it a try, and see what you can do.">A. Attempt to Locate Piccolo>B. See what Bulma and Trunks are doing>C. Check out where the Androids are>D. Something else
>>1648101>C. Check out where the Androids are
>>1648101>B. See what Bulma and Trunks are doing
>>1648101>A. Attempt to Locate PiccoloI feel like this would be the easiest to start with for a newbie, given his power level. Also, Bulma might be in the shower, guys. We don't want to see that.
>>1648101>A. Attempt to Locate Piccolo>C. Check out where the Androids are>D. Sense for every human on the planet; shoot ki at all of them
>>1648125>We don't want to see that.Dont talk for me.
>>1648101>C. Check out where the Androids areAsk if we can make it rain where the Androids are or anything else to try and inconvenience them.
>>1648101>D. Something elseAll of the choices, attempt with the easy one first being our wife since at this point it should be easy for us to recognize our wife's energy, then go with a hard one like the androids since we can't sense them normally, and then go check on Piccolo if we can't succeed with the others. No limits, we gotta push ourselves now.
>>1648125>We don't want to see that.I absolutley do.
>>1648136>those proportionsI wish we had stayed dead after any of the times we'd died. Then I wouldn't have had to see that.
>>1648104>>1648107>>1648110>>1648130DeadlockChoose ONE option, guys
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>1648208
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>1648208
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>1648208
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>1648208
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>1648208If anyone asks why it was Bulma, it was because we figured it would be easier since we're connected to much to her.
>>1648214God fucking dammit.
>>1648214TOFOO MAX JOBBER
>>1648221I posted as fast as i could , but other anons were faster
>>1648214>>1648213>>1648212>>1648211>>1648217Okay, I'm not gonna count that 100, but because it was only one second off, and >>1648217 makes a good point, I'm gonna give you guys another chance.Roll
Still a better god than Roh or Cidra.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>1648226
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>1648226Aint no way ill get another 100
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>1648226
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>1648226
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>1648226AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>1648226
>>1648233Well,you were close. You are redeemed.
>>1648233Not 100 but good enough
>>1648233Anon, go buy a lottery ticket while you still have the chance.
>>1648233No, but you came close. Good job
>>1648226>som>mercifulwhat timeline is this?
>>1648249>what timeline is this?The GT one, obviously, look at that Roshi.
>>1648249The best timeline.
>>1648246>>1648256Oh no, Som's fighting Som. This timeline includes multiple Soms.
>>1648233>>1648232>>1648234>>1648211>>1648212>>1648213>>1648199>>1648217You decide to search for one of the two people you're most connected to; Bulma. You've known her for most of your life, and been close since you were a child. She became one of your dearest friends, then your girlfriend, and finally, your wife. The only person who could claim to have as close a bond to you is your own son. And, luckily, you think the future version of him was with Bulma.At first, you mess up, not really knowing how to search. As a result, you somehow come across Turtle swimming through the ocean. But, after taking a deep breath and focusing some more, you finally find what you're looking for.Bulma's airship seems to be flying right toward the Lookout. You wonder if you can see inside.>A. Give it a try>B. Forget it, look for Piccolo>C. Forget it, look for the Androids>D. Something else
Six threads into the android/cell arc and we haven't even taken down one android and it seems we will need the HBC to do anything relevant... I'm not angry just depressed.
>>1648302>A. Give it a tryStart with the little things.
>>1648302>A. Give it a try
>>1648304You do know there is no 17 and 18 so 19 and 20 are even stronger than canon, not only that but they had a great plan to take Goku out, using his own strategy of holding back against him.>>1648302>A.
>>1648302Oh shit shes coming here to slap us.
>>1648336Sadly it won't be as funny as the first time she slapped Tofoo on the lookout
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>1648366
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>1648366Dont be a 1
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>1648366
>>1648315Well obviously at some point there was a 17 and 18 because it would be pretty weird if gero just skipped those numbers whether we see them or not remains to be seen
>>1648381He made designs for a 17 and 18, but decided against actually creating them based on what happened to Number Ten
>>1648406Was that Taopaipai's number?
>>1648368>>1648369>>1648372As it turns out, you're able to peer inside of the airship, finding Bulma piloting it, and both Trunks and Konattsu sitting in passenger seats, each of them clearly lost in thought."So, you were right, mom," Trunks says with a bitter laugh. "Multiverse theory."Bulma nods. "It looks that way. Still, two different time machines ending up here seems strange.""As strange as that egg inside it, and the molted bug skin we found near it?" your son asks. "Okay, maybe not that weird," Bulma admits. "What if that's just what you look like in another time, Trunks?" Konattsu asks, earning a horrified look from Trunks, and an amused snort from Bulma."Well, I hope that I'd hate to see what my mom and dad look like there," he teases, making Bulma cringe a bit."Ugh, I didn't need to think about that," she tells him. "But seriously, I've never seen a creature like that before.""So where did it come from, and who sent it back in the machine?" Trunks asks. "And why?""Mom and dad told me there are a lot of monsters out there," Konattsu speaks up. "Couldn't this be one of those?"Bulma gives a shrug. "I've never seen one that looked like that, but I guess it's possible.""You can see clearly?" you hear Popo asks.>A. Crystal clear>B. Bulma and the others are saying something about another time machine, and some strange bug>C. See if you can find Piccolo>D. Look for the Androids>E. Something else
>>1648496>A. Crystal clear>C. See if you can find Piccolo
>>1648496>A. Crystal clear>B. Bulma and the others are saying something about another time machine, and some strange bug"Do you think this might have something to deal with what was worrying Kami before?">C. See if you can find Piccolo
>>1648558>>1648515Gimme a roll, folks
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>1648580
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>1648580Kami tube when
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>1648580
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Rolled 24 (1d100)>>1648580
>>1648083"Hey, what the fuck? You get the powers of a god and the first thing you do is watch me undress?">You're the only woman I'd ever perv on because you're the most beautiful"Aw. <3"
>>1648582>>1648585>>1648587>>1648515"Crystal clear," you tell Popo. "Bulma and the others are saying something about another time machine, and some strange bug. Do you think that might have something to do with what Kami was worried about?""It's certainly a possibility," Popo answers. "Perhaps you should look in on them."Nodding, you close your eyes, searching for the one calling himself Piccolo. It doesn't take you long to track him down, though when you do, you're treated to a rather disturbing image.>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtnWxyChcrsPiccolo stands on a rooftop overlooking what should be a somewhat busy neighborhood. But where there should be men, women, children, pets, cars riding up and down the street, there's nobody to be seen.Cars sit empty and still. Some are pulled up by the sidewalk, others seem to have come to a stop in the middle of the street. From Piccolo's vantage point, a few appear to have damage.Your mind's eye follows Piccolo as he leaps from the rooftop, silently gliding down to the road below, and taking a look around. You can now see a crushed hood on the nearest car, as well as a shattered windshield. The doors to the nearest building look to have been broken down, and several windows on the higher floors have been reduced to shards of broken glass on the ground below. What stands out the most, however, and what you find most disturbing, are the clothes strewn about the streets and sidewalks. Most of them don't look to have been violently removed, though a few seem to have holes in them. Mostly, based on their condition, and the way they're positioned, it's as if their owners simply vanished into thin air and left the garments behind.But, on closer inspection, they've left more than clothing. Purses, leashes, wallets, backpacks, shopping bags, even half-eaten food items are scattered around in this mess. Piccolo looks visibly disturbed as he makes his way around, searching for signs of anybody that could possibly tell him of what's happened here. A small gust causes Piccolo to pause, and a pink parasol goes rolling by in front of him. He watches it travel away, then continues his trek, seeming to grow more agitated by the second. "Tofoo....are you alright?" you hear Popo ask. "What do you see?">A. A city or town; the people are gone. You can't tell what happened>B. Expand your senses a bit more, figure out where you're looking>C. Keep focused on Piccolo and find out what's happening>D. Search for the Androids>E. Something else
>>1648692>>C. Keep focused on Piccolo and find out what's happening
>>1648692>A. A city or town; the people are gone. You can't tell what happened>C. Keep focused on Piccolo and find out what's happeningDon't push it.
>>1648692>B. Expand your senses a bit more, figure out where you're looking>C. Keep focused on Piccolo and find out what's happening>E. Something elseAn entire small city has had its people vanish. And only its people - the clothes the people were wearing are still lying on the ground.
>>1648692>A. A city or town; the people are gone. You can't tell what happened>C. Keep focused on Piccolo and find out what's happening
>>1648717>>1648701Gimme a roll real fast
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>1648762rippy tippy sippy flippy
>>1648764Okay, somebody gimme a better roll real fast
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>1648762>>1648769right here
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>1648764...
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Rolled 18 (1d100)>>1648773>>1648772>>1648764:6)
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>16487691st day of Godhood, and we're already jobbing, huh?
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>1648769
>>1648780HUMANITY LEFT LEG CRIPPLED
>>1648783>>1648777>>1648773>>1648772>>1648764dice REALLY don't like us being guardian of earth
>>1648764>>1648772>>1648773>>1648777>>1648783Stop rolling for the night, fuck off.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>1648796Nah I can roll high too
Rolled 33, 46, 31, 18, 46, 35, 27, 26, 52, 51 = 365 (10d100)>>1648805Nice.
Rolled 75, 40, 90, 69, 42, 37, 82, 98, 69, 69 = 671 (10d100)test
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>1648812lol 69 xD
Rolled 25 (1d50)Testing
Rolled 12 (1d100)Tofoo worst guardian. We must do the only honorable thing and suplex ourself of the lookout.Rolling to do that.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>1648856That feel when you suplex yourself to the ground and miss. You are now in orbit. gg.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>1648856>>1648861You two suplex each other instead.
Rolled 99 (1d100)WTF guys, learn to roll. Like this.
>>1648764>>1648777>>1648805>>1648820>>1648861Did you punch a baby or something? You're just rolling jack shit this whole thread.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>1648868Shit I'm gay now.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>1648872teach me your ways, senpai
FEED THE DICE!
>>1648877You have learned from him well.>>1648874I guess you are.
>>1648877>double dubs and a 100There is nothing more to teach you. You have become the master now.
>>1648872>>1648874>>1648877GOD DAMN IT ALL.
>>1648877You have surpassed the master. Rise, Guardian of the Dice.
>>1648717>>1648709>>1648701"A city or town," you answer. "The people are gone, and I can't tell what's happened.""Oh, dear," you hear Popo say to you. As you continue to watch, Piccolo begins to pass by a darkened alleyway, only to stop and quickly turn his head to stare down it. You can't tell just what he's looking at, but you notice his posture becoming a bit more stiff, and see worry in his eyes.After a few more seconds pass, you can just barely make out some sounds. First off, you think you can hear heavy footsteps that remind you a bit of Freeza's. Then, you think you hear the sound of something being dragged along the ground.Piccolo tries to keep a calm face as the sounds become louder, and a truly horrifying creature steps out of the shadows.It's green-skinned, and covered in black spots that run all over his body. He's rather tall, but also quite thin. While humanoid in shape, he's clearly no human being. Two reptilian eyes stare toward Piccolo, while a strange, orange, beak-like growth on its face that you assume to be its mouth curls up in a smile.Its skull seems to form something of a V-shape, and there's some sort of bluish-black ovular thing right in the center of it. Something similar is on its chest, sitting right above a patch of orange similar to its mouth. Two insect-like wings hang from its back, and a long tail curls behind it, ending in what appears to be some sort of stinger.It stands on two, three-toed feet, though it does have the same number of fingers on each hand as a human would. As you look at those hands, you realize that the right one is holding onto something.You now know what was making that dragging sound.The creature holds a middle-aged, balding man by the jacket he's wearing. The man appears to have been knocked out, but as the seconds pass, with Piccolo and the creature staring at one-another, he seems to regain consciousness, and begins to struggle in the creature's grip."No! Not me! Not like this!" he pleads as he tries his best to thrash about, to no avail. He raises his head and looks at Piccolo. "Hey, buddy! You gotta help me, please! Look at this thing, you can't let it have me!"Piccolo says nothing, continuing to stare at the creature."P-playing hardball, eh?" the man asks, reaching into his jacket. "Well look, I'm the richest man in town, you help me out, and I'll make it worth your while."He produces a fat wad of cash, which he proceeds to wave around, though Piccolo doesn't even look at it."You're dealing with me, now," Piccolo tells the creature. "I think you've spent enough time terrorizing humans."The creature chuckles, releasing its grip on the man, who hits the ground with a grunt. He begins crawling away from the creature, looking up at Piccolo with gratitude. >>Continued
>>1648891>The creature chuckles, releasing its grip on the man, who hits the ground with a grunt. >He begins crawling away from the creature, looking up at Piccolo with gratitude. [Kirby noises from the tail]
>>1648898HIIIIII! HIIIIII! HIIIIIII!
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>1648898poyo~
>>1648891>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd3rW6Ffz4Y"Thank you so much! And don't you worry, pal, there's plenty more money where this-"His sentence is cut off by his scream as the creature's tail moves, impaling the man through the back with its stinger. He whimpers and gasps, his eyes looking back as his entire body begins to twitch and tremble. Something moves up the creature's tail and into its body, followed by another, and another. The man's anguished cries begin anew, and you could swear that he's quickly growing thinner. But it becomes apparent that it's much more than that, the poor man appears to be melting away, his cries becoming more low and frail as he continues to transform into a human puddle. Piccolo watches in horror, while the creature looks into his eyes, giving that same, disturbing smirk and not batting an eye.As more and more continues traveling up the creature's tail, the man vanishes altogether. There's no skin, no blood, no bones, no fluids of any kind. All that remains are his clothes, his watch, and the money he'd intended to give Piccolo.As Piccolo trembles at the display, the creature lets out a dark chuckle, swinging its tail behind its back."Well, now that the vermin are out of the way," it begins, taking a single step forward. "You're next, Piccolo.">>End UpdatesThat's all for tonight, everybody. I hope you all had fun.Follow me @qmdralo to see when I'm runningAs always, I will stick around to address questions, comments, concerns, and criticisms.Thanks for playing!
>>1648925Thanks, Som.How does Mr. Popo feel about us by the way? And Bulma's going to be pissed about this guardian thing, right?
>>1648925Ffffuuuuuuuuuck! Why was first form cell the best? The answer is right fucking here.
>>1648930It is time>>1648938Popo likes you. You were his student, after all.You're gonna need to talk with Bulma>>1648943I mean, he's good, but he's just not perfect
>>1648948Would you say he is semi-perfect?
>>1648948What are thoughts of the others that now know we became guardian.Do we even have the memories of the other guardians inside us about the Lookout or do we have to look around and ask Popo what else is here that we couldn't get access to since weren't the guardian at the time?
>>1648959You'll have to ask Popo.They mostly wonder what this will mean for you, and if it will change you in any significant way.>>1648952Nah
>>1648981Does he think Piccolo is pretty? Did Nail have to move the pool table?
>>1648994He thinks Piccolo will be pretty tastyNah
>>1649005>tfw we have to deal with 3 absorbing androids, and 1 ginger that's as strong as Cell.
>>1649021Be afraid, be very afraid
>>1649028How does kamicollo feel about us now that he's basically a being that has risen beyond the three namekians that originally formed him?
>>1649021well if we master kuma ken so that we don't have to turn it off in the HBC aalong with training we should be super vegeta level and we aren't stupid enough to let cell absorb anything. Assuming he is trying to absorb 19 and 20. but you know no matter what we try the dice will fuck us over so i guess it dosen't really matter what we do anyways.
>>1649028Oh hey I've been meaning to ask, any updates on MiniseriesAnon's whereabouts or if he's coming back?
>>1648981Did becoming Guardian make it easier for us to go deep in the ki hole within our own body since we now have a good place thats training us from having to focus on the worlds energy?
>>1649036Time will tell, though I can tell you that he at least has some respect for you.>>1649051Ki training might come easier to you, now
>>1649047He says hopefully within the next few weeks/month he'll be able to get started up again
>>1649087Glad to hear it. I was really looking forward to that Hajime no Ippo quest he was gonna do.
Did Cell taser some people for fun?
>>1650011Why would he do that?
>>1650205Are we able to travel to the other world without dying or IT now that we are guardian?
>>1650536What about our lifespan?
>>1650542Might be a bit longer
>>1650548You planning to run later?
>>1650554Tuesday, most likely
>>1649044It's likely Dr. Gero thought ahead for this and kept spare power cells lying around. Or he put a double dose in #19 so Cell only has to absorb 19 to become perfect.
>>1650689Not quite, but you're getting there
RIP Universe 9
>>1652368And nothing of value was lost.>Freeza laughing at weaklings gif
We still have Lord Slug mafuba'd in a jar right? We really need to perfect that techniqueHow strong is Tofoo compared to Slug?Could Piccolo fuse with him for a desperate power boost if shit goes south?