Class: Wizard
Strengths: High magical power/potential and diverse options for approaching pretty much everything
Weakness: Mostly anything physical
Letter: J

Can Peppermint Butler be a class?

>>1659107
Butler can be a class, but you won't be made of peppermind

>>1659107
Strength: massive occult knowledge/powerful friends
Strength: Harmless appearance and quaint mannerisms give a massive diplomacy boost.
Weakness: physically weak; low strength, dexterity, etc.

>>1659100
is mayonnaise a class?

>>1659112
Depends. What can Mayonnaise do?

>>1659113
mayonnaise can add flavor to any meal, especially a sandwich
too bad it can't fight

>>1659100
Class: Scout
Strengths:
>High awareness, perception and a damn good memory
>High dexterity, middling strength, proficient with bows and short swords
Weaknesses
>Low constitution and low to zero magical affinity.
S

>>1659112

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not a class.

Horseradish is not a class either.

>>1659100
Dark Knight Class
Strength: can use both magic and swords
Strength: use of mounts allows for quick travel
Weaknesses: low dex

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>>1659125
Pic related
Also,
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>>1659126
>>1659125
I like this, dark times.

>>1659117
fucc yeh, scouts

>>1659100
Class: Skeleton
Strengths: Impervious to pain, can reform from damage, and basic skills with sword and shield.
Weakness: major diplomacy negative due to spooky appearance.
Letter: A

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>>1659100
Class: Scout Knight
Strengths: Has great levels of Strength, Constitution, Dexterity, and Wisdom.
Weaknesses: Not as dexterous or wise as a Scout, and not as strong or bulky as a Knight. Also lacking in the Intelligence department.
Letter: E

>>1659112
>>1659115
switching to mayonnaise

>>1659126
>>1659112
Switching to mayonnaise

Mayonnaise Wizard
Strengths: Mayo magic
Weakness: Mayo magic

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>>1659112
>>1659179
>>1659183
>just going Mayonnaise
muthafuckas, get on my level.

Class: Mayonnaise Elemental
Strengths: Helmann's Mayo Magic; boasts strong Constitution and Wisdom, with decent Charisma
Weaknesses: Typical Mayonnaise weaknesses; lacks Strength, and Mayo Magic is typically pathetic, just as one would expect from such a field of magic.

So our party is one skeleton and then three jars of mayo people, a mayo wizard, and a mayo elemental...

I am okay with this.

>>1659193
No we are just one dude
We're voting on his class right now

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Fat Dipshit

Strengths: Massive tub of shit that easily can crush anybody with his fat rolls he's also funny, whether people are laughing with him or at him is debatable

Weaknesses: Runs out of stamina very quickly.

N

>>1659195
You sure about that, OP wasn't direct in his phrasing

Wow, the support for a Mayonnaise based class is overwhelming.
For anybody still keeping an eye on this, one final vote for our mayonnaise class

-you will be a-
Mayonnaise Wizard (you can call yourself an elemental when you get stronger)
Strengths
>Higher persuasion-esque skills (unless they prefer miracle whip)
>Extra HP
>Mayo Magic
Weaknesses
>Low str
>you cannot melee effectively

Your name will be Jasten

All present, can I get a yea or nay?

>>1659201
sure, but Jasten?
Just call him Justin

>>1659201
Yea

>>1659201
yae

>>1659201
Yeah, that'll be fun. Just be prepared for all of the unimaginative dirty jokes we'll make.

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>>1659201
Present and accounted for.

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>The path has been chosen

Your mind is filled with thoughts of mayonnaise, its tangy flavor and creamy texture, the superior sandwich sauce. You realize that you know a few spells already.
>You a mayo wizard.

You know your name is Justin, you know you weren't here yesterday, but you don't know how you got here. Looking around you notice scorched grass, scorched in a pattern. The lines are uneven and the circles aren't perfect, you get the feeling whatever this was was a rush job.
>Weird symbol on the floor, you're in the center

Outside of the outer circle of the symbol sits a very large backpack, of the traveling variety, the kind of backpack that could hold a nearly limitless number of things. You go check it out and find a steel mirror, along with a few other things, inside it. You take a look at yourself.
>Check out this backpack, it's neat

We need three spells for our mayo wizard, I want you to come up with them.

We also need to distribute our stat points. Knowing you're a mayo wizard this might be easy.

We have three stats
>Might
>Speed
>Mind

you start with 1 in each of these, you have 6 points to distribute.

Everybody come up with one spell and try to agree on how to distribute the stats.

Keep in mind, your Might will help determine your HP, but you get some extra HP anyways due to your class.

>>1659228
>Mayo ball
>throws a ball of mayo
I say we focus Mind and Might, while leaning on Mind a bit more

>>1659228
hm.

>Might: 1
>Speed: 3
>Mind: 5
seems the most fitting for stats

And for spell:
Magic Mayossile: It's like Magic Missile, but it's mayo instead of actual harmful magic.

>>1659228
3 points into Mind
1 into Speed
2 into Might
MAYO SPELLS:
Magic Mayo:
Much like magic missile, but with Mayo
Mayo Rain:
A bolt of mayo is shot into the air and breaks into pieces whilst falling to the grounds
Mayo Spray:
Sprays a moderate amount of Mayo at a specific area, force/amount of mayo depends on effort put in

>>1659228
>at least 3 points in Mind
>the rest between speed and Might

>>1659231
I was thinking just a mayo stream, like that shit Ice King does.
>Mayo Stream

>Mayo Construct
>creates a simple being out of mayo, barely intelligent, weak, but can handle simple tasks

>Mayo Entrapment.\
>Summons a mighty jar of the HELLMAN to trap someone (warning, may or may not drown in mayo)

>>1659228
>MayonSpreading
>We spread mayo on the ground to either slide on it for higher speed. or impair the movements of the enemies and make them trip.
>Might: 2
>Speed: 2
>Mind: 4

Your stat spread will look like this
>Might:3
>Speed:2
>Mind:4

All for and against?

>>1659249
that works

>>1659249
kk

>>1659249
Aye

>>1659249
I approve.

You are Justin, the level 1 Mayo Wizard.
You have
>Might 3
>Speed 2
>Mind 4
And know 4 spells.

>Mayo Stream
Fires a stream of mayo at an area, can push small objects and slicked medium objects, can deal 2d4+Mind damage (it's a high pressure stream)

>Mayo Construct
Creates a medium sized mayo golem, it is weak and stupid but can handle simple tasks.

>Mayo Rain
Fires a ball of mayo into the air, where it explodes and falls back down to the earth to slick walls and floors.

>Magic Mayo-sile
Fires a seeking mayo-sile, a missile of mayo, that does not miss. Can deal 1d4 damage.

Casting spells uses your FP, at 0 FP you faint.

You have
15 HP
18 FP

Looking at yourself in the steel mirror, you see a stranger. Your hair is white and rebellious, your skin is gray, you seem fully grown but still quite young, you are wearing a blue traveling jacket with many pockets (this thing seems more pockets than jacket) and thick-soled traveling boots.
>You look different

With all this setting in, you take another look at your environment. Somehow, you know this place is called Ooo, you have a working knowledge of the kingdoms and grounds, and you know a few important people. You don't know how you know all this, but you do remember Ooo was the setting of a cartoon you had seen on TV before.
>You're in Adventure Time

Looking far in the distance, to your north you see icy mountains on the horizon, to your east a forest, and to your south and west is all grassy plains. Farther off west you can see mountains without any snow caps.
>You are here

What do you do now?

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>>1659275
forgot a picture
You look something like this

>>1659275
Head west to the mountains without snow caps.

>>1659275
Head west

>>1659275
>bruh, we goin West

>>1659275
Going west

>West it is

Taking the big 'ol traveling pack you start a-walkin'. This place is pretty big, so it takes you some time to get anywhere. While you walk, you explore the many pockets of this traveling jacket. Six pockets on the front, two breast pockets, a shoulder pocket, four inner pockets... in two of these inner pockets you find an owl feather, and in a pocket on the opposite side you find a small leather pouch. There are gold coins in this pouch.
>You have an inventory

You take mental stock of what was in the big 'ol backpack. Just in case you'll need them.
>In your inventory, in your backpack, you have
Trail Rations
Water Canteen
50ft Rope
Grappling Hook
Steel Mirror
Glass Decanter (very sturdy)
Mortar and Pestle
Digging Trowel
Pliars
Utility Knife
Bar of Soap

You aren't walking too long before you encounter a river, running north-northeast to southwest. To the north, upstream, you see a bridge in the distance. South, the river runs on and on.
>You have encountered water, in the form of a river.

What do you plan on doing now?

>>1659299
Propel our self over the river by using mayo

>>1659275
Go south.

>>1659300
This
Mayo stream the ground

>>1659300
Supporting.

Mayonnaise-based propulsion isn't an easy task.
Everybody, roll me a d100. Remember, low rolls are good.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1659310

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>1659310

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>1659310

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>1659310

>>1659310

>>1659318
What did I do wrong? I put "dice+d100" in the options field without quotes.

>>1659313
Somehow you manage to accomplish the impossible. Concentrating all your power and focusing your abilities, you face away from the river and thrust both your hands forward, palms outwards.
You cast Mayo Stream at a downwards angle, your face contorts into one of sheer effort as you push that thing for all it's worth. You manage to get yourself off the ground and blast all the way across the river, landing on your butt on the opposite side. You are now on the other side of the river, having left a gooey stream of mayonnaise. A creamy evidence of your presence.
You now have 17 FP.

Now what?

>>1659321
head into the mountains

>>1659321
When will we be able to learn more spells? being able to hie our mayo and being able to make anyone have a strong desire for mayo (the supply of which we control) both seem like super useful spells.

>>1659321
>Keep going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ9usrpAPao

>>1659324
you'll get more spells as time permits. Generally, you need to be struck by inspiration to make your own, or you can find some in magic shops and dungeons.

>>1659329
Does just coming up with an idea count as inspiration?

You continue to walk to the west, you really want to go see what's in those mountains. Now, though, there's a sparse forest between you and them. Strange thing, all the tree's leaves are made of cotton candy.
>You're in a candy forest

You've been walking a long time, long enough that the sun has set. As night falls the moon rises, the darkness reveals the stars in the sky.
>It's night now.

Do you want to keep going, or rest for the night?

>>1659337
Rest for the night

>>1659337
Depends. Are we legit tired yet?
I think sleeping just for one measly FP is a bit of a waste of time.

>>1659344
well, it is pretty dark. Your feet are beginning to feel the onset of fatigue.

That said, the night is pretty well lit. It's a full moon, it makes things dark but not impossible to see.

>>1659346
Fiiine. But I say we merely rest, not actually sleep. grumble grumble...
Goodness knows what creepy crawlies could be up at this time.

You lay out your sleeping bag and take shelter under a tree, laying your head on your oversized traveling pack as a pillow. It's not a great pillow.
>You lay your head down to rest.

As you try to get to sleep something bothers you. There's some kind of buzzing, a distant rumble. The sound continues to bother you as you try to get to sleep.
>You hear a noise in the forest

Do you go see what that noise is, or do you ignore it to try to sleep?

>>1659351
>investigate the noise

>>1659351
>Investigate the noise, but do it quietly

>>1659352
>>1659353
You sneak through the forest to try to get a look at this mysterious noise.

Roll me a d100

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>1659355

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>1659355

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>1659355

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>when you miss the first half of the quest so you can't make your class a knight of the N.A.P

You sneak through the forest... poorly.

As you finally reach the source of the noise, a bunch of huge green humanoids (orcs, you think) that had camped in this spot, you are spotted by the singular watchman that was left awake to spot for intruders. You look eachother directly in the eyes. The guardsman slowly reaches down for his bugle...
>You were spotted by the watchman.

You have enough time to do one thing, and it better be a quick thing or else you'll have a bunch of orcs on your butt.

>>1659364
Mayo-sile him, quick!

>>1659364
>"GREETINGS!!! WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME, MAAYONAAAIIISE????"

>>1659364
Mayo stream at the orc

>>1659364
shoot that watchman with a blast a pure of pure Mayo and then get ready for the orks. They violated our peaceful walk and now we shall show no mercy today

>Mayo stream it is

Everybody roll 100s

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>1659372

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1659372
FOR THE N.A.P

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>1659372
inb4 we fail

>You now have 16 FP

You quickly push your hands forward, casting Mayo Stream
>"GREETINGS!!! WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME, MAAYONAAAIIISE????"
You manage to knock the Orc over, blasting him with a powerful stream of Mayonaise, dealing 11 damage to the poor watchman. The orc is confused, but he stands up and brings his horns to his lips again (the horn now covered in delicious mayo).

You got one more shot! What do?

>Spellcraft leveled up

>>1659379
BLAST HIM WITH A GIANT MAYO BOMB

>>1659379
>unlease mayotic destruction upon the bugle/horn and orc via Mayo Bomb

>>1659379
Mayo missile!

>>1659385
changing my vote to >>1659387 on the bugle/horn, or the Orc's hands as a means to disarm him of the bugle/horn.

>>1659379
Seal the horn with mayo!

You cast magic missile on the horn! (Since you don't have a mayo bomb spell)

>You now have 15 FP

The horn was hit with a force of mayo strong enough to force its mayo all the way from the end to the tip of the bugle. When the Orc expends his lung capacity on blowing the horn, all that comes out is mayo, a wet 'plorp' coming from the instrument as the mayo hits the ground.
>You bought yourself a little more time

What do now?

>>1659406
End it by flooding the entire battle area in MAYO


Also is it possible to not just focus on mayo and branch out to other condiments like ketchup, mustard, relish etc

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>>1659406
>"LIVE AND LET LIVE!"

>>1659409
it is indeed possible. If you manage to learn enough other-condiment spells, you might become a 'condiment wizard'

>>1659409
Might as well go with this since I got no ideas

>Flood the battle area with MAYO

You decide to use Mayo Rain to perform this task, you launch the ball of mayo up into the air as the watchman quickly blows the rest of the mayo out of his horn. Mayo begins to rain from the sky, covering every sleeping orc and tent, every tree and all of the ground, with Mayo. Hah, good luck getting that out of your clothes!
>You cast Mayo Rain
>You now have 12 FP

What do you do now?

>>1659425
>Laugh maniacally as we rush away from the Orcs

One does not simply fuck with Orcs.
Besides, we're already down to 12 from 18. I don't wanna risk us fatiguing.

>>1659425
Fly away using our Mayo blasts

>>1659425
Finish the ORCS once and for all! heaten our mayo so that it will burn them all to death

>>1659425
Sneak away from the orcs.

>2 votes for run
>1 vote for fight

You use your mayo stream to propel yourself across the mayo-slicked floor as fast as you can, disappearing into the night and the forest. The guardsman orc points as you slide away, "Heeey! At least pay for our dry cleaning!"
>You slide away at high-ish speeds

You reach the end of the mayo slicked forest floor, your mayo stream will no longer propel you. You can hear large beings trundling through the forest, though, and you could safely assume that those are the orcs trying to find you.
>They're after you still

What do now?

>>1659440
Just run away on foot. Gotta conserve our magic

>>1659440
We must fight such violations to the N.A.P, we must kill!

>>1659440
They'll follow the mayo trail. Mayo steam in one direction marking the floor with mayo, then run the other way.

>>1659440
this >>1659443

>>1659443
Supporting

>>1659440
Mindgame they asses by not using our magic and running a different direction.

our Fleeing music; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3SgOqJZdiU

>>1659442
This

>Run away, but smartly

You fire a blast of Mayo Stream off into some random direction in the woods, then turn and run in the direction opposite of it.
>You ran into the woods
>You now have 10 FP

You manage to outrun the Orcs, running far enough that the sound of large creatures trundling through the forest is long behind you.
>you escape

After that encounter, you have leveled up. You are now a level 2 Mayo Wizard, your max HP is 19, your max FP is 19.
Your current HP is 19, your current FP is 10

What do now?

>>1659459
Also, forgot to mention
>You are covered in Mayo

>>1659459
find the nearest civilization with shops and such. Ask to see if anyone knows us from our unknown past

>>1659459
I presume our feet are still tired?
Because if so, then we rest.

>>1659459
>>1659459
Try to get to some form of civilisation as quickly as possible. We need a bath. If we find a rive or something like that before then, wash our body in it.

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>try to find civ

it's dark and you've lost your sense of direction, and you're covered in mayo, so you wander for a little while, hoping to find some kind of civilization. It doesn't take long, turns out you had wandered through the cotton candy forest, because you just found what looks exactly like the Candy Kingdom.
>Found new place: Candy Kingdom

What's the plan now?

>>1659486
Ask around in candy kingdom for a place to sleep

>>1659486
meditate while soaked in the mayo, to regenerate FP and become more in touch with our element
We'll enter the kingdom in the morning

>>1659486
What else but?
>Walk right up to the front gates. Prepare to use our second field of magic: Diplomancy

>>1659486
Knock on the door and ask for entrance. We got charisma for a reason, damnit.

>>1659498
supporting

You approach the front gate of the candy kingdom only to find a new fresh heck awaiting you. The gate is shut, and seems super locked.
>Gate's locked

You knock on the gate, a loud 'clang clang clang' resounds off the walls nearby. A sleepy banana guard with a sleeping cap on his head pokes his head out of a nearby guard window. He's rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.
>"Huh, wha? Who goes there?"

>You use your diplomacy skills to convince the guard to open the gate

What exactly do you want to say to the bannana guard to get him to open the gate?

>>1659527
"Hey man I forgot to turn off the oven, I got to get in before my quiche gets burnt."

>>1659527
>"Uhhhh, hey how's it goin'. I'm a Mayo Wizard and stuff, I guess."

>>1659529
supporting

>>1659527
"GREETINGS CANDY GUARD. I HAVE COME TO BRING THE GOOD WORD OF THE MAYO-NATION TO YOU ALL!"

>>1659527
>"Greetings, vigilant soldier. I am a wanderer and I have ... wandered far and wide across mountains and forests. I was ruthlessly attacked by a vile creature and I now find myself tired and weary. I do hope that the lord of this castle possess kindness that reflect its magnificence and will allow me to rest a little. Also, the sauce is getting into my butt and it's really itchy, so I really need a bath, please."

>"Hey man I forgot to turn off the oven, I got to get in before my quiche gets burnt."
has the most votes

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>"Hey man I forgot to turn off the oven, I got to get in before my quiche gets burnt."

You feed the banana guard a harmless, and humorous, little lie. Either your delivery was very nice or the guard was really stupid, but the guard grumbles something like,
>"Oh, okay, hold on lemme..."
and opened the gate.
>You can get into the Candy Kingdom now

Before you head in, you ask the banana guard if there's a place to stay the night. The banana guard gives you instructions to the nearest hotel/inn/tavern,
>"Just go in and take a left, follow the street until you get to Marlberry lane, then take a right. You can't miss it."
then the guard goes back to bed and shuts the gate behind you.
>You're in the CK now.

There's a road in front of you leading to a big centralized park, the smell of sweets and sugar hits you as the breeze blows. Everything in this place is made of candy, the roads are some kind of caramel or nougat, the walls are pez, the lamp posts are candy canes, it's a twelve year old's fantasy and a dentist's worst nightmare.

What's the plan now?

>>1659561
Follow his instruction. We really need a bath and a bed.

>>1659561
Leave a mayo construct to keep watch outside as we head into the tavern

>>1659561

This: >>1659568

>>1659568
this

You head straight to the bar/tavern/inn. All the lights are off in the houses you pass, the shops have their 'closed' signs up, but the tavern is open just fine. Seems to be one of those 'late night' places. As you step in a warmth envelops you that makes the slowly drying mayonnaise covering you all the more uncomfortable. You get the feeling if you weren't filthy the atmosphere of this place would immediately put you at ease.
>the place is kinda comfy

A soft light illuminates the downstairs of this building, emanating from a hand lantern at the end of the bar, the fire at the fire place, and a few candles on the two long tables. The place seems to be made completely of wood, but you haven't licked any of the walls yet so it could just be an unknown type of candy that looks like wood. On your immediate right is a stair case that goes right up to the second floor, snaking right, and a bar wraps around the room from the stairs to the east wall (you're facing north). Two long tables occupy much of the floor space on this level, there's a fire place in the middle of the wall directly to your right. A caramel man sits behind the bar polishing a glass, he nods to you as you enter the building.
>The barkeep is made of caramel, he's still up.

You go ask the caramel man how much a room costs, to which he replies,
>"The first night's free for newcomers. You look like you need a room tonight anyways. Pew, that mayonnaise is starting to stink."
He's right of course. The barman hands you a key with a number attached to it and tells you that the rooms are all upstairs. You head up and find the bathroom to rinse off in.
>Finally got a bath

Its the middle of the night, there's a warm bed here and your feet are starting to complain about walking.

>Go to sleep?

>>1659609
Yes, it has been a long day.

>>1659609
>explore the kingdom

>>1659609
Make a construct to guard us, then sleep

>>1659609
>Sleep

>Sleep

Your knowledge of magic tells you that making a construct right before you sleep would be pointless, as it would just dissipate after you fell unconscious. So, instead you lay down in the bed and close your eyes. You're in a pretty well guarded city, after all, what's the worst that could happen?

>Transmission Stop<
That's all for today, guys. Thanks for accompanying me on this journey.
If you're interested in coming back, I'll return to this thread on Thursday to continue the adventure at 5pm or 6pm, CST. At the time of writing this post, it's 7:22pm CST.

See you later

>>1659654
G'night op

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Welcome back to another session of Come Along With Me: An Adventure Time Quest.

You are Justin, a level 2 Mayo Wizard who has found himself in the strange land of Ooo. After roaming the lands for a little less than a day you bumped into some orcs and made a clean escape, despite having covered yourself in mayo. Like that, you sought out shelter for the night and found the Candy Kingdom. The first night at the inn was free and, after a shower, you laid your head down to rest. Our story picks up here.

Remember folks, we're rolling low on those d100s.

>Transmission Resume<

You are awoken by morning sunlight shining through the window. You sit up rubbing your eyes, groaning. You take a look at your surroundings and confirm with yourself that this is still the place you're stuck in. You hoped this was just a dream, that you'd wake up back in your own home, but it seems that this is your new reality. It's probably time to get up and face it.

Do you choose to
>Greet the day with exuberence
>Wear your heart on your sleeve, let your disapointment show through
>Just push it down, try to remain calm on the outside

After dressing and coming downstairs the caramel cube bartender gives you a good morning. He asks you,
>"Will you be sticking around for breakfast?"
Well, will you?

>New Mechanic incoming<
You'll always have enough trail rations and water to keep yourself from starving, but your trail mix is kinda bland and only has the bare minimum of survival requirements. Eating real food, in taverns or after hunting for it, will give you some stat bonuses that will last a little while but it does cost money.

The house breakfast is fried eggs and bacon, imported fresh from the breakfast kingdom.
This offers +1 to your might and might related skills and costs a gold coin.

>>1663616
>Greet the day with exuberance
and with breakfast.

>>1663616
>Greet the day with exuberence

>>1663616
>Greet the day with exuberence
Come on Justin, Adventure Time ain't that bad...

>Greet the day with exuberence
>breakfast

It's true, Adventure Time isn't such a bad cartoon to be sucked into, just think of all the cartoons on Adult Swim that are distopian hellscapes. Compared to any of those, being stuck in Ooo is a cake walk, you even consider yourself lucky now. With a pep in your step you intend to face your challenges with a positive outlook.

You give the candy man a gold coin for breakfast and take a seat to eat. As you're eating you can't help but overhear a conversation. It's not really evesdropping, they're actually talking so loud you'd have to concentrate to ignore it.

>"Did you see what happened the other day? That poor girl got yanked right off the street in the middle of the day!"
>"Prob'ly the third one this month, I betcha. Think they're doing it somewhere else too?"
>"What I do know is that it's happening here. You keeping your wife off of Heath and Ruth?"
>"Yeah, why aren't the banana guards doing something about it?"

The two candy gents continue their conversation but it devolves into gossip and political conspiracy theories. Isn't this place run on a dictatorship? What kind of conspiracies could actually be going on with one person in power?

Once finished with breakfast you have your whole day ahead of you. The Candy Kingdom is a pretty safe place and has amenities and goods on par with any you might find in a modern city.

Do you want to head out now, or look around for something in the Candy Kingdom?

>>1663676
>Explore Candy Kingdom
Lets bite that quest hook

>>1663676
>Explore Candy Kingdom
MAYO NAISE~

You walk around the candy kingdom for a bit, you find shops that sell books, shops that sell swords (illegally of course), shops that sell food, shops that give hair cuts, and eventually you find your way to the intersection of Heath and Ruth. Maybe you look suspicious, but so does this corner. This place has an alley directly behind it, you bet it would be easy to snatch somebody off and- WHOA HOLD ON!

Just as you're thinking about that rumor in the tavern, a chocolate-covered strawberry gets snatched off the sidewalk by a malt ball with big 'ol biceps! The chocolate covered strawberry has a rag shoved in her face as the big man pulls the person into the alley. This draws a mild interest from the passerby, but they're almost immediately on their way afterwards.

What do now?

>>1663793
Follow those two in a stealthy way!

>>1663793
Follow them

>>1663802
>>1663805
Alright, gents, roll me those d100s

>>1663793
Follow the kidnapper stealthily. There is probably a reason everyone is ignore this but i'd like to be sure.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>1663830
rawl

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>1663830
here we go

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>1663830
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling...

You follow the big biceped malt ball... but it was not stealthily. You accidentally knock over a garbage can as you turn a corner and make a lot of noise, the malt ball turns around with a glare on his face,
>"Huh? Who's there!?"
You're right there out in the open. The big candy man drops his unconscious victim and looks you straight in the eyes.
>"Dehhh, was yous following me?"

You're in between two candy buildings in an alley way. There's an exit to the alleyway far behind the candy kidnapper and a T intersection to the alley behind you.

What do?

>>1663890
>"I am here to apprehend you, Villain!"
Cast Mayo Missile

>>1663890
Spray his face full of mayo. Shout something heroic about saving innocent children!

>"I am here to apprehend you, Villain!"

It feels a little cheesy, but it certainly helps you feels like a super hero. You put one hand forward and shoot, your Mayo Missile finds its mark.
You deal 3 damage to the ripped kidnapper.

The kidnapper doesn't seem very phased by your attack, but you can see a little dent in his chocolate-covered skin. The kidnapper rushes puts his hand behind his back, revealing a knuckle duster when you see his hand again. The man runs at you and swings his fists furiously! Being a slow wizard, you have no hope to dodge.
Lucky for you, the kidnapper only deals a glancing blow, to you though this feels like a massive hit. You take 7 damage.

You have 12 HP and 18 FP

After getting a taste of your opponent's Might, what do you do?

>>1663958
Blast him back with mayonnaise

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>>1663958
Use Mayo Stream to get the high ground

>>1663968
>>1664013
gimme those d100s

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1664018

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>1664018

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>1664018

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1664018
oh boy

>You cast Mayo Stream

How much damage could mayo do, really? You blast the buff ball of malt and chocolate for all you're worth, maybe feeling a little desperation set in. You hit him good, dealing 9 damage, but it's not enough to push him back, the ground isn't slippery enough. That dent from the mayo missile is joined by a larger one, the high pressure mayo having blasted the malt ball like a fire hose. But he's angry now.

Lucky for you, his rage blinds the dumb malt ball. You hear a grunt as he swings his fists for all they're worth, but it's another glancing blow, and to you it's another devastating hit. You take 7 damage.

You have 5 HP left and 17 FP.

What do now?

>>1664059
Hit him with the mayo rain

>>1664059
Mayo him to the wall until he can't move

>>1664059
Mayo Stream... To retreat.

>>1664059
>Mayo him to the wall until he can't move

Current Winning vote is
>Mayo him to the wall until he can't move

Gimme a d100 again

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1664111

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1664111
we ded

>>1664111
>>1664116
>>1664119
Oh shit,here comes the clutch

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>1664132
Now, with a roll.

>Pin him to the wall with Mayo (via Mayo Stream)

It finally happens. You thrust your hands out in close quarters with the big buff malt ball, and the malt ball manages to juke to the side of your mayo stream. Your fire-hose-like stream of mayo hits thin air. Then, the Malt Ball man counterattacks.

The Malt ball man manages to deal ten damage, you're reduced to 0 HP with a strong gut shot!

You have 0HP and 15 FP!

Roll a d100 to not pass out!

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>>1664136
>>1664116
>>1664119
Well it was a pretty good run lads however it appears we ded

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1664151

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>1664151
AHHHHHHH!

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1664151

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>1664151

What's that thing that they say on that one show? 'Wuba luba dubba dubba'? Well, that's how they said it in Adventure Time. You hit the ground, your friend Darkness getting too close for comfort and taking up the entirety of your vision. Soon, your mind is drifting in the collective unconscious. Memories flow in and out of your head.

Who were you again? Right, you're Justin. You watched a show called Adventure Time back home, about a kid and his magic dog adventuring through the land of weird stuff called Ooo. There was a part of you that was impressed by its off-the-wall story telling.

>Were you a very big fan of the show?

Well, regardless of that, you did have some kind of life beyond television. You had a school, you think. How far did you get?

>Did you graduate high school? Did you go to college?

You wonder if you'll be staying in this land very long. You do have people waiting for you, don't you? Parents? Brothers? Sisters?

>How many immediate family members did you have? Give one letter for every one.

>>1664205
>Were you a very big fan of the show?
Moderate fan, you watched it when you had nothing better to watch
>Did you graduate high school? Did you go to college?
Currently going through College for a degree in marine biology
>How many immediate family members did you have? Give one letter for every one.
None, you grew up in an orphanage. No one ever adopted you.

>>1664205
>Average Fan, you watched the show religiously at first until your interest lowered to where you just watch it if nothing else is in
>Graduated High School but dropped out of college without telling anybody
>You have parents and a single sibling in your older brother

>>1664205
>You were a casual fan. It was alright, but otherwise you had other things to worry about.
>Probably in the middle of High School.
>Two Typical 'Rents and your Younger Sister.

O L G

You enjoyed the show, you were pretty enamored by it when you first caught it but never to the point that you'd watch it exclusively. You pretty much always picked something else you liked over the show, it was your bottom rung preference. Anyways, you didn't watch TV that much in the first place.

You graduated high school and are in your first semester or so of college. You think you might end up dropping out, but if you don't you thought Marine Biology would be a nice field to study.

You had a single father, you aren't quite sure what happened to your mother, and one younger sister. Your father's name was Patrick and your sister was named Olga, though you wouldn't call your dad by his first name.

>Does this sound like you?

>>1664331
Sure

>>1664331
Sure

You're wondering if anybody has noticed your disappearance yet. Your memories begin to drain from your head like water from a bathroom tub. Then light blasts away your unconsciousness, you wake up and you're in pain.

You're tied to a chair, your arms behind you and your legs each tied to a different leg in front of you. You don't have your oversized travel backpack and your travel jacket's pockets feel lighter as well. Looking around you, you see chemicals on top of a metal table, all splayed out like a mad scientist's lab with beakers and bunsins. This room is relatively small, you're stuck in a corner with the length of the room to your right. There's a door but it's far out of your reach right now. In a near corner there's a barrel that hasn't been shut up yet.

Nobody seems to be here, you listen for noises but hear nothing. Seems that you're all alone right now.

What do?

Forgot to mention

>You have 5 HP and 0 FP

>>1664394
try to untie yourself

>>1664394
Try to look around for anything sharp we can cut the ties with

The first thing you try to do is to wriggle out of the knots, but as it turns out this isn't as easy as it looks in movies.

Failing that, you look around once more for something sharp. To your surprise, there's a scalpel left out on the experiment table that seems to have been used for chopping fruit and ingredients. You scoot the chair over to there, the sound of a chair sliding across the floor accompanying every scoot.

You're positioned right next to the scalpel, whose handle is hanging right over the table.

How do you try to get at it?

>>1664459
Try to grab it with our mouth and if that fails just kick at the table until it falls

>>1664468
support

It takes some leaning, you nearly fall over in the chair, but you do manage to get the scalpel in your mouth.

Now what?

>>1664503
Very carefully throw it behind us and catch it in our hands,then start cutting.

>>1664503
Put it into one of our hands and start cutting until we're free.

>>1664503
slowly cut at our ropes with it after tossing it into our hands

This isn't an easy thing to do, throwing a knife with your mouth to your hands that are tied behind your back.

So, roll me some d100s.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>1664544

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>1664544

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1664544
Low rolls,come at me when I need you the most.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>1664544
don't fuck up...

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>1664544
>tmw u realize we can't get these high rolls on Star Vs Quest

>Somebody rolled a 100
The one in one hundred fail. Don't blame yourself, there's nothing that could have been done.

You do manage to get the knife over your head, and behind your back, but where it goes is what makes this failure so amazing.
The knife goes towards your hands, but somehow stops before that. It sticks in your forearm. The knife lands, blade down, in your forearm. While this isn't enough to actually hurt you it does really really hurt, in fact this knife must have had some kind of chemicals still on it when it was placed on the table because this is the worst stinging sensation you've ever felt in your life. It's hard not to scream out in pain as it radiates from the cut on your arm, almost all the way up to your shoulder.

The sound of a door slamming shut echoes through the building and into the room you're currently in. Somebody's home. Either your time is numbered or you'll have to be a lot more quiet from here on out.

What do you do now?

>>1664585
Get if out of our arm with our mouth and spit it away then pretend to be passed out from the bleeding
Let's hope they untie us to heal us

>>1664585
PANIC!!!

A clarification, your arms are tied BEHIND your back. That's why you needed to roll to get the knife into your hands.

>>1664585
Try to shake the scapel out.

>>1664607
In that case then do what >>1664609
said

>>1664609
Supporting

>Shake out the scalpel

You try to, even though it makes the stinging even less bearable. You shake your arms and even try to rub the scalpel out of your arm with the lab table. Well, it works, surprisingly well. The knife wasn't even that far into your arm, it just landed perfectly.

You carefully let the scalpel slide down your forearm, using the table as a brake, and into your hand. As it finally touches your palm and you're thanking Glob for whatever miracle accomplished this feat you hear the sound of keys coming from behind the door.

A key ring is being jangled, somebody must be looking for the right key. With the scalpel in your hand and the enemy knocking at the door....

What do you do?

>>1664632
CUT THE TIES
FASTER

>>1664632
try to stand behind from where the door opens, so they can't see us. We're cutting/mayoing our ass out of this.

>>1664632
Hite the scalpel in the back of our pants, best keep it a secret. I suspect whoever's coming through that door won't be too happy with us.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1664632
Try cutting the ties

>>1664632
Cut our bonds as fast as we can

>>1664644
*Hide

>CUT THE TIES
>HIDE THE KNIFE

You can't feasibly get all the way over to the door, but you do manage to scoot back over to your corner. It almost looks like you didn't move at all, and like this, with your back to the wall, you can cut at the ties without being super obvious.

Give me a d100 to see how well you manage to cut the ropes with barely any wrist movement.

The sound of a lock's bolt moving accompanies the sound of jangling keys now. It seems like you were locked in here to start with. You are about to meet one of your kidnappers... presumably.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>1664672
Don't choke
Don't choke
Don't choke

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>1664672

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>1664672
Pls,we can save this...

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>1664672
we're gonna get raped.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>1664672
I SHALL SAVE US

You do pretty well for somebody with nearly no wrist movement. Maybe you have a future in precision cutting if you make it out of this.

You're about 3/4ths of the way through the rope when the door opens. You hold still and stop cutting, waiting with baited breath as the one with the keys steps through the door. You're a little relieved to see that it's not the big-biceped-malt-ball. This is somebody new.

A vanilla eclair steps through the door, adjusting their square-rimmed glasses as they look at you. You don't think they see anything suspicious because they don't ask for their knife back. The nerdy looking eclair harumphs and closes the door behind him, walking over to a coat rack in the corner opposite yours to put on a lab coat before giving you another look, one of appraisal,
>"So, you're the hero, eh? I hope you see now that the reward for heroics is lacking in comforts and amenities."

Did the eclair come in here just to talk down to you? He's got his eye on you for now, be careful choosing your next actions.

>>1664757
It doesn't have to come from your hands, but it makes it easier to do it with your hands.

But you have 0 FP right now, so you can't cast any magic.

>>1664757
Pay attention,we have 0 FP.
But we can try talking while we cut the ropes.

>>1664740
>Get to the point already. You brought me here for a reason.

Roll 1d100 to cut through the ropes without being noticed.

Just say Nay if you're against that, though.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>1664795
Yay

>>1664795
Nay. We're in a bad spot with our current condition. no mayo magic to help us out of here. were better off just talking to the evil eclair and getting a better sense of our situation

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>1664795

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>1664795
Sure, why not? We're due for good rolls.

Nay, we shouldn't take such a risk whit our current situation

>>1664795
Nay

Lucky for you, this eclair seems to enjoy monologuing.

You respond to the villain's jibs,
>"Perhaps. I'm starting to see that no good deed goes unpunished. I'd rather, though, that you get to the point. Why did you bring me here?"

The eclair smirks, adjusts his glasses, and turns around to check something with his beakers and glasses.
>"To be honest, it wasn't my idea. Biff, the large one who takes the people, he is quite the dullard. He doesn't know how to react to unexpected and new situations. So, he brought your unconscious body here. I tended to your wounds, you see."
The eclair twists a screw or two and returns his attention to you,
>"The most prominent idea is to eliminate you here, without any witnesses, but I think that we could use you as some kind of scapegoat, though. It won't be hard to get your DNA now, your fingerprints and blood are readily available to us. Yes, you'll keep the banana guards away from our operation for a while to come. If it's feasible, that is. We're still working out the kinks."

You got the eclair talking. Now what do you say?

>>1664881
>But what exactly would lead a candy person to kidnapping other candy people

>>1664881
>What would my DNA be for? I'm not a candy person.

>>1664890
support

>>1664903
Support

Something is starting to well up in you, a curiosity that you feel might not be satisfied unless you push for it.

>"And what, exactly, is this operation for? What would lead a candy person to kidnapping other candy people?"

The eclair looks a little surprised, like you'd asked an obvious question that didn't really need an answer,
>"Why, money of course. I know, I know, the lady Bubblegum loves the sciences, she supports us in our endeavors, there are many grants and awards, there is money, but it's just not ENOUGH money. There are times I feel as though a leash is being tightened, there is equipment I could not hope to find through the princess, there are means that she will not provide. No matter what."
The eclair picks up a test tube and swishes it around, then another, then he mixes the two before setting them down again. Is he maintaining his experiments while talking with you, or is he talking with you while maintaining his experiments? It'd be kinda rude if you weren't the priority here.
>"As for my cohorts. Well, they claim to want to earn a living, but I see them buying fancy hats and gold teeth. They are simply greedy, but I need them. All in the name of science."

It seems like he's dancing around the question, maybe he thinks you already know what he's doing here.
You ask another question,
>"Then, what would my DNA be for? I'm not a candy person."

Once again, the eclair looks like you asked an obvious question,
>"Why, to frame you of course. We leave a barrel with your hair in it, or your fingerprints on it, somewhere where the banana guards will eventually find it. It's easier to believe a foreigner, an outsider, might be doing this. Or... did you mean...?"
The eclair lowers his glasses at you,
>"What exactly do you think we do here?"

>>1664985
>I'm a man of magic, not science

>>1664985
>Whatever it is it's obviously wrong. Science shouldn't come at the expense of others and for you to do this proves that you're no scientist, just another maniac that got too big for his britches.

>>1664985
"I dunno, i'm just a simple mayo wizard with simple mayo wizard needs."

>>1664985
If he goes back to tending to his experiments, start cutting the ropes again while he's distracted.

All for cutting at the ropes while the eclair has his back turned?

Yea or Nay?

Keep in mind, you'll have to roll to not get noticed.

>>1665044
YAAAY

>>1665044
Yes

>>1665044
yea

This being the case, everybody roll me a d100 while I write up the next section of dialogue.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>1665094

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1665094

Rolled 30 (1d100)

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1665094

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>1665094

>"I may be a simple wizard, but even I know that science shouldn't come at the expense of others. You're no scientist, you're just a maniac who's gotten too big for his britches!"

The eclair chuckles and shakes his head. He turns back to you in favor of his experiments,
>"I'm sorry, I think I must have overestimated you. I assumed you were some kind of do-gooder or detective who had found out about our operation. I know it's not very discreet, but the candy people are too dumb to care. Only an outsider or the princess herself would have figured out what our operation is about."

You work at your binds while the eclair works on his experiments. You've done it, you're loose! Your hands are, at least. Your ankles are still tied to either leg of this chair, so it's not going to be easy to walk around or make swift movements while they're still tied.

>"I suppose a wizard wouldn't understand anyways. Too bad, I had hoped I had briefly met an intellectual equal, outside of the princess. Too bad, so sad."
The eclair shakes his head and looks over to you,
>"Alas, we must part for now. The next time we see each other will be... hey, wait! Don't you move!"

The eclair comes up close to you and puts his hands on your shoulders, squinting down at you from your seated position. When he opens his mouth again, he smiles,
>"Hah, you know, you look exactly like a guy who owes me money. It couldn't be, though, that'd be too much of a coincidence."

The eclair is going to leave soon. Either act now and risk a big ruckus or act later and have to find a way to open a locked door.

What do you?

>>1665143
He's an eclair, eclairs have filling, replace that filling with MAYO

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>1665143

X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA.

TACKLE THIS FOO WHILE TIED TO THE CHAIR AND GUT HIM ARMPIT TO ASS HOLE.

>>1665153
You have no FP, friend

>>1665143
Grab the fucker and keep head butting him till he passes out. Considering he's an eclair I doubt it would hurt us as much as it would hurt him

>>1665143
He's still standing right in front of us, right? Spring forward and stab him as many times as possible, shoving our forearm into his mouth to muffle his screams.

>>1665170
If we can't replace his filling we'll make it leak out of his dead corpse then

>>1665143
Wait until he is gone to act.

>Wanting to kill the guy who is framing us
Oh yeah,let's let them find a dead body next to us,that'll prove our innocence

>>1665190
He is going to frame us. He hasn't done any framing yet, and I don't intend on allowing him too even begin.

You tackle the eclair man while he's close, using one hand to muffle his screams while you use the knife to stab him repeatedly in his side! You deal 7 damage!

The eclair scientist is pinned and muffled! He attempts to escape but his struggle is useless!

You have 5HP and 0FP! You are armed with a scalpel, which deals 1d4+Might damage!

Do you continue to cut him!?

>>1665213
Just leave him incapacitated,cut our ties,find our stuff and leave quick.

>>1665213
STAB
STAB
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
>Guess you weren't so smart after all

>>1665213
Stab into the center of his chest area and slice down

>>1665213
GO FOR THE FLAKEY, CHOCOLATE COVERED FACE

>"If you're so smart, how come you're the one being stabbed!?"

You continue to stab the eclair chemist, dealing 10 damage as you spread his gooey filling all over the place! This would be quite grusome if he wasn't made of food.

The good eclair doctor passes out and you let him go, assured he won't scream for help. Candy people, as you understand, are quite resiliant, being able to remove entire parts of their body without so much as feeling pain. If you stop now he'll definitely make it, stand trial and get just punishment for his crimes, or you could continue and make sure he never harms another soul again.

Whichever you choose, you take a look around the lab once more after you free your legs. From this angle you can see a silver ring on the side of the table opposite that which you were tied up. Something about it catches your eye, your magical knowledge tells you that it's enchanted somehow, weak but probably useful. Take it with you?

What do you do now?

>>1665280
Tie him up, take the ring, and let's break out of here

>>1665280
>>1665290
support

>>1665290
Supporting, but also search him for the keys to get into this room and lock him in. Don't want that Maltball of his wandering in here and letting him loose.

>>1665280
Take the ring,find our stuff,get the fuck out of here.

>>1665290
support