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This here is a thread for all Star vs The Forces of Evil Faggots

SESSION START!

>Oh hey
>It's you
>Anonymous
>The 14 year old kid with the mutant right arm
>The scary godmother, Luna
>A pet Zombie Chicken girl
>...and a problem
>A: "A unicorn's horn..."
>Well
>Two problems
>A: "...A heart of a demon."
>Make that three
>A: "...and a dance with a Queen."
>You've had magic powers for nearly a month
>In that short time you've conquered professional wrestling rings
>Killed towering monsters
>Slayed Assassins
>Fought the Powa
>Row row
>Partied like a Rockstar
>Then to top it off
>You've saved your mentor from the jaws of death itself
Which is wonderful, darling. It really is.
I hope you understand why we still need the wand.
>You think you do
>Your power is immense
>...but it's raw
>The only means you have of translating the oceans of cosmic death energy your teacher/mom has gifted you is well, you
>Which has had some effects
>Your eyes are almost never resting in their natural color
>They smolder between pink
>Gold
>Sometimes completely black
>With Muscles' power growing you get flashes of blood red haze
>Though not so much as of late
>Huh
>Might need to look into that
With a wand you'll have an instrument to direct your desires. A scepter to command and a weapon to attack with. It will focus and refine the spells you can learn. It'll be so wonderful to see what you do with that kind of power. Hmhm. Not to mention the authority such symbols can hold.
>To get your wand made you have come to the City of Ala-Lit-Air
>Where you've met a race of cats with humanoid faces
>Their ruler employs a wizard
>By the name...
>Fif
>F: "That's right, babe."
>A: "Don't read my intro monolouge you, creep."
>F: "I'm in a bathrobe in my own housthe. You're naked on my front porch."
>A: "Dominance."
>F: "Sthure."
>He's the one who's tasked you with retrieving these two crucial pieces

>The Horn of a Unicorn
>The Heart of a Demon

>Weren't you just worried about surviving Highschool at one point?

>You only have a day until you promised to meet Alabaster Damocles
>Your Unicorn Partner
>To fight some creepy Cult Bois

>Leaving you with a rarity
>Once again
Free time. How nice.
>A: "Fuuuuuuuuhhhhhck."


>You have your mission
>No clothes on
>Your friends
>...and this big Child-minded Robot you picked up in the city


What do?
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>>1764297
"Luna, wasn't there a Unicorn skull in your castle?"
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>>1764297
OK, FIRST order of business I think should be pawning that robot off on the sultan, I'm sure she'll enjoy it. Think the mole guy was gonna give it to her anyway. And put some pants back on.
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Ask Luna if she'd be willing to dance with Fif
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alright first off to prove our dominance we should burn all of our cloths and put the robot into our door
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>>1764297
Ask Luna about places to get the ingredients
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>>1764297
We should start by doing ourselves a solid, and seeing if we can take the Giant Robot with us and gain a new follower.
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>>1764297
>Ask Hekapoo where we could get a bitchin' demon heart
She was an imp or somethin, she'll know
I figure we could get a horn from the cultists
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>>1764297
We should ask Fif about where we should start. Should we go after the Heart, or the Horn first? We can also ask him where we can start looking for both of them.

Oh and put your damn armor back on. Last time we kept it off we got shot.
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>>1764306
Oh, y para agregar a eso quiero preguntar a mamá, como, un millón de preguntas. ¿Quieres ver qué hechizos ella está dispuesta a enseñarnos?
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>>1764297
Alright then,lets message hekapoo.
>How many hearts do you have?
If the answer is more than one, ask the price.
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Reminder that Luna's Castle defenses had a Unicorn Skull with a horn.

Also,
>Glasses
>Wait-
>Where are those?
Check on the Glasses because if Anon or Luna doesn't have them then he might need to check on Janna.
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>>1764297
Say goodbye to Fif, put on clothing, Adopt a Child-minded Robot, and figure out where our glasses are located.
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>>1764297
Ask Luna about the wand materials, the payment for Fif, and teaching magic to others
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>>1764297
Pretty much >>1764371 except for the glasses part; instead, ask Luna about that unicorn skull, as in >>1764302
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>>1764297
>>1764302
>>1764315
Supporting + Getting dressed again.
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The votes

>Ask about the Unicorn Skull at Luna's castle
2 votes

>Ditch the Robobaby
1 vote

>Get dressed
2 votes

>Ask Luna where you should head
2 votes

>>1764383
You've done that once before, don't you recall? In your dimension magic is nigh non-existent. You must tap into an external source of it in order to use it at all. What your kind do not lack however is ingenuity...and flesh. Such virile little things. Hmhmhmm

>>1764333
I am going to teach you everything I can. Everything you are able to learn. I know you're strong enough to handle my gifts now. We just need to be patient. Some magic still take some growing in to...
We'll need your wand to continue your lessons.
Unless a particular need arises don't you think it would be good to practice with what you have?


>>1764307
No.
>F: "She'sth not my type anywaysth."
Hm.

>Burn your clothes
>Fuck formality
>Decency
>And Reason
1 vote

>Take the Roboi for yourself
3 votes

>Hekahelp
2 votes

>Ask Fif
1 vote

>Where are your glasses?
2 votes


>You look down under your feet
>The robot's calmed down immensely since Susan started talking to him
>A: "Hey."
>BB: "Hello!"
>Z: "Hewo!"
>You stomp
>CLANG!
>A: "STOP!"
>Both Zombina and the Baby-Bot go quiet
>A: "No speech loops."
>You point between them
>BB: "Sorry."
>Z: "Sowee."
>Muscles is bored
>While you speak he's making shadow puppets by breaking his fingers in awful shapes
>A: "Look. You still want your daddy?"
>BB: "Yeah?"
>A: "Well, grow up. They disappoint you."
>BB: "B-but I -need- Papa!"
>You lean down
>A: "You're a strong, thick independant Robo-woman that don't need -nobody- sister."
>BB: "My name's Olson. Papa says I'm a boy."
>A: "..."
>L: "He's cute."
>A: "Fine."
>You slam open the door to your portable apartment
>THE HOUSEVATOR
>Then motion in
>A: "Get in."
>BB: "...Ok!"
>Wow
>Kidnapping is easy

>A: "Where do I even start with all this?"
>Your phone goes off

LORE TIME!

WHAT IS ANON'S RINGTONE!?
IS IT IRONIC?
OR NAW!?
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>>1764434
Ironic to the point of physical pain
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>>1764434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXt_agn7HKI
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>>1764434
We're gonna look for ways to give the robot back, right? We don't even know what if eats/sustains itself on.
For all we know we're dooming it if we take it with us.

Also, YES. Anon's ringtone is memeronic.
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>>1764443
supporting
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>>1764434
>WHAT IS ANON'S RINGTONE!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uceYgGsy53Y
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>>1764434
https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A
He says its ironic, but secretly he loves the song
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>>1764465
i support this entirely
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>>1764443
supporting
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>>1764434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX9IRXIF5Ak
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>>1764434
Anon seems like the type of guy to have an obnoxiously loud ringtone. I think that this will fit the bill nicely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJdz3i44dIc
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>>1764434
https://soundcloud.com/yukoazumabi/poputepipick-theme
Popuko and Anon would get along very well.
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>>1764443
Supporting
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>>1764434
>>1764482
>Anon was enticed by Marco's ringtone to have a lolzy animal-related song, and went with this one (even tho he hates narwhals)
>ergo, it's ironic
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>>1764443
>>1764443
With FOUR VOTES!

>We have a winner
>Ph: "TWO TO THE ONE TO THE ONE TO THE THREE! I LIKE GOOD PUSSY AND I LIKE GOOD TR-"
>beep
>A: "Hello?"
>H: "Meat-pipe. Hek's up with you?"
>A: "Hekapoo?"
>H: "Ch'yea. Don't you have my number, foo?"
>A: "I- I did I just uh...never expected you to call."
>H: "Well I never expected to know a flesh larvae cool enough to talk to, so..."
>A: "Uh. Thanks?"
>H: "You're welcome, Anon that's very sweet of you."
>A: "Whaddya need, Donk-a-saurus?"
>H: "You notice anything uhhh...Strange? In your town, lately?"
>A: "I've only been home for like a night and part of a day. I'm in-"
>You lean away from the phone and ask Fif
>A: "What country is this?"
>F: "Purrkistan."
>A: "I'm in-"
>You pause
>Turn to Fif
>With a look of pure fucking disgust
>A: "I'm in the Cat-Meme Egypt."
>H: "Haha! Purrkistan. Nice. Don't show them any cucumbers. Oh and stay away from their nobles. They collect powerful entities for entertainment."
>A: "Oh, neat! So let's say I wanted to steal a demon's heart what would I do?"
>H: "Give it at least 10 years, kid."
>A: "I mean physically."
>H: "Eh, maybe like 4."
>A: "NO! I mean like REMOVE IT'S HEART!"
>H: "OHHHhh...well you don't."
>A: "Why not!?"
>H: "Demons don't have a physical body unless you go to them in hell."
>You hear some shuffling
>A flap
>Is Hekapoo laying down?
>H: "Or you open a portal directly -too- hell and invite them out of it."
>A: "Why would they do that?"
>H: "Because they wanna get out."
>A: "Huh. Well, a Unicorn buddy of mine said the Mayor's house has cultists hanging around it."
>H: "Well, there's a lead."
>A: "I also happen to need a Unicorn Horn."
>H: "..."
>A: "What?"
>H: "Anon, who gave you this chore list?"
>A: "A wizard."
>H: "Of course."
>F: "Who is that on the phone, boy?"
>A: "You know what a Phone is?"
>F: "I alstho know a smartass questhtion when I hear it."
>H: "Wizards have -no- sense of right and wrong, dude. Unicorns are naturally good creatures. You take it's horn and it dies. Killing a Unicorn is messed up."
>A: "Like getting a Hell Collar?"
>H: "Like shooting a puppy that's also a great cop."
>A: "Dammit, I need this."
>H: "Why?"

Don't tell her.

What do?

Also....

>Ask for alternatives
>End Convo
>Ask her to help
>Other
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>>1764539
>>Ask for alternatives
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>>1764539
>Ask for alternatives
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>>1764539
>"Reasons. Anyway, I think I have a not evil alternative to getting the horn. So tell me more about demon hearts."
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>>1764539
>>Ask her to help
>Tell her we're making a wand. A Powerful one.

Universe ain't gonna put us on the back-foot no more, fuckers. We get the wand and we can start fucking with it right back.
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>>1764539
If i don't get a unicorn horn and a demon heart, then I may or may not turn into a rabid monster hell bent on the destruction of life it self, no bigge
(LIE)
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>>1764570
>>1764572
I support doing both
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>>1764539
Ask for alternatives
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>>1764539
>>Ask for alternatives
>>1764573
>Ask for alternatives
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>>1764539
>>1764559
changing vote to both >>1764570 and >>1764572
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>>1764539
>Ask for alternative materials.
>Ask for places we could find dead unicorns/already removed unicorn horns.
>Ask her for help

Tell Luna we trust her, tell her if she accepts.
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guys, you know Hekapoo is pretty much Lawful good right? and that telling her you want to make something that requires the death of a unicorn, a heart of a demon, and is powered by the souls of dead universe is a BAD IDEA
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>>1764570
this, with emphasis to NOT tell her why
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>>1764570
OK, if I didn't make it clear, I'm voting to NOT tell her. Because I feel that would be a bad idea.
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>>1764539

>>1764570
I support this.
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>>1764620
Very bad idea, dun tell
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>>1764539
>A good reason. You know if it wasn't for one I wouldn't be bothering with this.
>Anyway, you have any barons of hell you want de-hearted?
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>>1764620
>>1764643
>>1764622
Except we can look for already dead unicorns.

Besides, it's not like bad powers can't be used for good. The only thing this sort of secrecy bring is more problems later on when everyone thinks we're evil.

This is protagonist mistakes 101 ins torytelling.
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>>1764685
I know it is a cliche, but at the same time if we told her about the wand she WILL get involved, possibly to our detriment. it could make things infinitely more difficult than they have to be
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>>1764690
Except we're not doing anything wrong.
We don't even have to kill a unicorn, just look for one already dead, we have a whole Reality of dead things to find a skeleton.


There's literally no stated reason for why we should to lie to her.
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>>1764619
>>1764539
Definetly tell Hekapoo.

Unicorns are Lawful Good beings.
AND ALABASTER WAS COOL WITH US AFTER SEEING THE BOOK AND MEETING WITH LUNA

We don't even ned to kill a unicorn, all this sneaking around good guys is ridiculous.
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>>1764539
>Ask her to help
I believe in Heckapoo.
I just hope she believes in us too.
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We don't know how she would react, she MAY react fine, but at the same time she MAY FREAK OUT and stop us.
One possiblility gives us some help from her in directions
The other creates huge obsticle that may be near impossible to overcome
cost and benefits you, and this benefit does not outweigh the costs
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The votes

>Outright Lie
1 vote

>Alternative means
5 votes

>Tell Her
4 votes

>Don't tell her
5 votes

>Ask for her help
2 votes


>You trust Hekapoo
>You really do
>She's more than just coy and smug
>Although she sure is smug
>She's warm
>Giving even
>To a degree
>Even if she did refer to you as "Rectal-rocket" after that one time you had Taco-time in her dimension
>You still get cramps thinking about those GoblinQuitos

Sometimes people that mean well can still jump to conclusions, darling.
Don't tell her.
She'll see plainly your intentions once you have what you seek.
>You wonder what would happen if she -still- didn't accept you
>Even when it's clear you just want to be stronger
>To protect those you don't want life getting it's grubby strings on
>What would you do?
Destroy her.
If she gets in your way.


>You steel yourself
>Then push on
>Without revealing too much
>A: "Look, Hek. If you know some good alternatives to Unicorn Horn then I am all ears."
>H: "So how do you speak?"
>A: "Wh-"
>SHRRRIIIP
>A small portal has opened
>Hekapoo's face is leaning out of it
>She's still on the phone
>H: "If you're ALL EARS?"
>She gets closer with each syllable
>H: "THEN. HOW. DO. YOU. SPEAK!?"
>She's pressed into your face
>Your eyelashes and hers are brushing when you blink
>She laughs
>Then boops your nose
>H: "Boop!"
>A: "AAH!"
>You rub your sniffer
>Hekapoo giggles incessantly
>H: "Too easy."
>Susan makes for her
>You're a little distracted by the pain in your face to stop her
>Z: "RRAH!!"
>H: "Oh wow!"
>SHRRRIIP
>Hekapoo opens a portal right between her and Susan
>Which leads out right behind you
>Zombina continues to sprint
>Running past you over and over
>It's the portal equivelant of someone keeping a small child away by pressing their head down
>H: "Nice construct, Anon!"
>Z: "RAAAH!"
>A: "What's a Nightmare?"
>H: "Universal opposite to Unicorns. Evil space-horse. Super metal."
>A: "Huh. What would that do?"
>F: "Nightmare's use their horns as a magical focus...but instead of exuding life-force they take it away. Unicorns channel their magic through their horns out into the world. Like a wand. Nightmares only take. It would be like wielding a bottomless pit as a weapon, baby."
>A: "A sentence like that shouldn't end in 'baby'."
>F: "You're not very cool, are you?"
>H: "Anon's total lack of coolness not withstanding we can still have a plenty productive day."

cont
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>>1764767
>>1764767

>L: "You're lucky my pupil doesn't want to dispose of you, little man."
>H: "Wait...pupil?"
>L: "Hello, Hekapoo."
>H: "Have we met?"
>L: "Once. When I was a girl. It's alright, dear. I don't expect you to recall. You were young then as well."
>H: "Anon, who is this?"
>A: "This is Luna!"
>H: "Your...Mom?"
>A: "Sometimes I call her that and I still don't know why."
>L: "Freudian slips."
>H: "Perversion."
>Z: "RRRRRRRRRAAAAHHHH!"
>H: "So you did it? You got somebody back?"
>A: "Yeah and it wasn't easy."
>H: "Wow...3 years, I guess then."
>Hekapoo leaves

>You have an additional lead
>Now you ca-
>A: "OH shit!"
>SHRRRRIIIIP
>A: "Hek!"
>H: "AH!"
>Hekapoo whirls around
>She's on a couch
>with a sandwich in her lap
>She's in much more mortal looking clothes
>Jeans
>With a one-piece swimsuit functioning as her top
>...and probably her underwear
>H: "What!?"
>A: "Still didn't tell me about demon hearts."
>Hek glares
>H: "Either find a warlock who's got a demon familiar."
>A: "Uhuh."
>H: "Merc him."
>She gulps deep from a glass of milk nearby
>H: "Pwah! You can try getting into hell..."
>She looks you up and down
>H: "Not hard."
>A: "Hey!"
>H: "Just hard to leave. Best to never go. Try holding somebody's hand once in a while."
>Susan is still chirping behind you like a stranded baby ostrich
>H: "Or. If you're feeling -saucy- you could always find something a demon -wants-"
>She bites her sammich
>H: "Leht him know you haf it."
>She gulps
>H: "Then he'll come to you himself."
>Something a demon wants...
>A demon...
>Wants
>You eye your phone
>As if by the tides of destiny it's gone off again

>HEADBOOK NOTIFICATION

>STAR BUTTERFLY HAS RESPONDED TO A POST YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED IN
>OSKARR GREASON HAS TAGGED YOU IN A POST

>You pull it up
>It's a napkin doodle
>Of you
>Badly playing a Saxophone made out of a spinal column

>O: 'Workin' on that album cover! This is gonna be inverted!"
>Comment from Star
>S: "OOooh! I like the blue! This is so cool! Who is it in the picture!?"
>O: "It's @AnonTheMon"
>S: "Oh...well the drawing's nice!"

>Star
>Butterfly

>She's something a demon wants
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>>1764813
Using Star to get Tom, Son of Lucikron and future heir to the throne of the underworld's heart? I LOVE IT!
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>>1764813
we must trick tom into giving us a heart by using his want of Star.
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>>1764813
The saucy way! DO THE SAUCY WAY!
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>>1764813
>>1764813

Just so I am utterly clear.

>What do


As in, make any and all suggestions. I must away in a half hour but we will continue until well late in the wee hours upon my return, friends. Stay blessed


SESSION PAUSE

UNTIL 11 PM US CENTRAL TIME

Get your snacks, your lube and your blankets


We're going Late-night

P.S. Wow haha infodumps are a pain
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>>1764899
I wanna ruse Tom, obviously! Using the Star!
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>>1764899
This is a rhetorical question
>we gon deal with Tom by giving him Star
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>>1764910
Support
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>>1764899
>Ask Fif what he could do with the heart of Lucikron's son
>And where we could find a Nightmare to merc, or would a unicorn know?
>Ask Star if she wants to help you be a better person

Having a wand would make us a much better person. Far less prone to death.
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OH!

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

I've let some of the friends commission me for the greentext fiction.

Another one of our pals has written his OWN fiction about the Quest!

Here are those stories for your enjoyment.

>Anon and Luna go on a Picnic

https://pastebin.com/7k03XKBe


>Anon and Star get honest with each other
https://pastebin.com/rvuBLG7K

Our friend's story!

https://pastebin.com/3maitCzh

Enjoy, my wonderful people.


P.S.

The commishes are $10 if anyone is interested. All based off of current canon but not canon themselves
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>>1764899
Well then.
I say we help Alabaster with his MiB problem
and ask him where we can find a unicorn horn or a nightmare horn
As for the demon heart, I suggest just going into hell and robusting some random demon for it.
Khornette Quest crossover when?
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>>1765028
Supporting this. I'd rather DOOM in Hell to kill some baron than open the political bag of cats that comes with killing the son of the devil himself.
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>>1764899
OK LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKOS
WE ARE <NOT> GOING AFTER TOM HIMSELF IF WE PLAN TO GO AFTER STAR AND USE HER AS BAIT.
THERE ARE BILLIONS OF POWERFUL DEMONS IN HELL, THE DOWNSIDES OF SUCCESSFULLY KILLING TOM OUT WEIGHT THE POSITIVES.
IF WE PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT WE CAN GET TOM TO DO OUR DIRTY WORK FOR US.
TRADE HIM A DEMON HEART FOR STAR.
WE COULD KILL SEVERAL BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
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LETS FIND NIC CAGE, HE IS COMING TO OUR TOWN TO FIND A DEMON HIMSELF
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>>1765055
Banap banap banana dunna nap bana banap banoowww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw
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>>1765118
Wait I forgot to shitpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg
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become king, king of the ruse
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>>1765104

I agree. Not only would trying to snag Tom's heart probably get us in some seriously deep shit whether we succeed or not, but Tom's not that big of an asshole, and we'd be an even bigger asshole to try it. And maybe I've not been paying close enough attention, but Anon really doesn't like assholes.

There has to be no shortage of demons or demonic entities out there, and using Tom's connections would likely not only be easier, but less likely to land us personally at the inlet of Shit Creek with no paddle.

Well, except maybe with Star and Marco, but fuck them.
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>>1765140
Supporting this. Also, if we're dealing with the occult/demons and stuff, it might be something where Janna may be able to come with for this leg of the side-quest. We kinda stiffed her pretty hard right before coming to purrkistan.
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If we're set on going after Tom, we should at least try to trick/talk him into getting us a heart in return for Star related help, before using outright combat
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>>1764906
>>1764910
>>1764930
How the fuck are we gonna do that though? I think beating Tom would be even easier than just 'trading her to him', and I'm against fighting Tom.

We're also completely ignoring the fact there there are millions of other millions of demons in hell, not to mention the ones being summoned by these cultists who we're already fighting against by helping Alabaster.

>>1765223
>>1765194
>>1765140
>>1764986
If you really want Tom's heart our best bet would be to make a deal with him.

Tom wants Star.
Star doesn't want Tom because he's and angery fuck.
Tom knows we know we can keep our cool under stress because we beat him fair and square in a shit-talking contest.
If we can convince him that Trading a copy of his heart in exchange for us helping him deal with his anger management issues so he can get close to Star, not only can we get a very powerful heart for our wand, but also a possible ally.

And there's literally no drawbacks from trying.
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>>1765272
>And there's literally no drawbacks from trying.
Roll Charisma for me.
Yes I know I'm not Quest, roll Charisma.
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>>1765299
>Get a Nat 1.
>He says no.
Wow. What a drawback. Our life is ruined forever.

>Get a Nat 20
>He agrees enthusiastically.
Good job.


What's your point?
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1765299

We'll seduce Tom's heart right out of his chest cavity.
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>>1765304
More like he gets offended and attacks us if we get a Nat 1.

That's assuming we can get in a civil conversation with him in the first place, we pissed him off the last time we met.

>>1765310
>Tom goes after our ass instead of Star's
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>>1765310
AWWWWW YEAAAAH
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>>1765310
All right, talking to Tom is a good plan.
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>>1765312
>That's assuming we can get in a civil conversation with him in the first place, we pissed him off the last time we met.
So we fail by default. We still tried.
>More like he gets offended and attacks us if we get a Nat 1.
So we leg it out of there.
Or better yet, we defend ourselves, beat hima nd get his heart, all while being able to claim self-defense.

>>1765310
FUCKING SCORED
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>>1764813
>>1765055
>>1765194
Swapping to this. Didn't see the grandparent post.
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>>1765324
I'm right here you young whippersnapper. You and your "mobile browsing"
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I AM RETURN

Slightly early

But still this will give me time...TO COUNT!

Nice room, friendo
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>>1765337
FUCK OK
WHATEVER GETS MORE VOTES

EITHER >>1765272 OR >>1765140
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Do we even have a way of contacting Tom aside from walking into Hell?
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>>1765345
Headbook mayb?
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Lets talk to tom about Star, with the intention of tricking him into a deal.

We'll also get ready for if he decides he wants to kill us.

ALTERNATIVELY >>1765055, if that gets more votes.
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>>1765345
I mean, I figured Hekabuns could flip us his digits, or like, help us get in touch with him. Didn't she warp him right to us during our smacktalking trial?
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Alright, here's another plan we can do if we don't want to just brute force this.
>achieve a good relationship with Star or the appearance of one
>show Tom we have something he wants (Star's ear/trust)
>challenge him again like we did in the Hekachallenge
>bind him to our will again
>have him give us the heart of the strongest baron he can muster
Thoughts?
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>>1765373
I don't think Tom would be dumb enough to get into a challenge with us again. Or if he is, he'd be the one choosing the challenge and we'd have our ass handed to us.
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i wonder if One with Darkness could give immortality back once it s taken away, if so we could steal his immortality and use it as a bargaining chip
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>>1764813
supporting general not fighting tom
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>>1765373
>achieve a good relationship with Star or the appearance of one

This is probably the biggest hurdle. We hate each other, Tom might be able to get back in Star's good graces simply by kicking our ass.

In fact, what's preventing him from skipping out on the deal and doing just that?
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>>1765377
Looking back at the archive, that could definitely be a problem, though it wasn't completely clear how the contest in a challenge is decided.

>>1765407
Once bound, Tom has to do whatever the hell we tell him to do (for a few minutes). Getting Star and Anon to have a better relationship is as simple as getting Anon to say sorry and give her a chance, so you're also completely right about that.
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>>1765466
I believe Tom let us decide because he didn't expect us to win. Now, he kinda wants to kill us. So.....
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>>1765479
>Now, he kinda wants to kill us. So.....
No. Ludo wants to kill us.
He has actively tried to do so.

Tom's just fucking salty he lost to some 'scrub warlock wannabe'.
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THE VOTES!


>Go for it
>Kalima the actual prince of darkness
2 votes

>THE ULTIMATE SAUCE
>Trade Star's attention/affection for a Demon Heart
>To Tom
7 votes

>Seek a Nightmare instead of a Unicorn
2 votes

>DOOM in Hell
>For a heart of your own
2 votes


>Anon
>You are not charming
>You have no style
>You have no grace
>...but suddenly
>There's this look on your face
>You can be suave
>When you need too
>So you think it's time
>For a Kei-Ka-Ku
>With a flick of the wrist
>Your phone keyboard is up
>You message Star
>And
>You
>Say

>MESSAGE WITH STAR BUTTERFLY

>A: "sup"

>THIS USER HAS BLOCKED YOU ON HEADBOOK MESSENGER


>A: "OH MOTHER FUCKIN' AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
>You are about to do it
>You are gonna smash the dogshit out of your phone
>When suddenly it goes off again
>You answer it in a rage

>A: "WHAT!?"
>O: "Uh...Star?"
>A: "Oskarr?"
>O: "Wuzzup, Star."
>A: "This isn't the Butterfly, dude this is Anonymous."
>O: "OH! Whoahahoh no wonder you sound so much more tortured and angst-ridden."
>A: "Th-thanks..."
>O: "Sorry, dude. Dialin' a number Star gave me."
>A: Wait. You have her number?"
>O: "Chya She handed it to me when we met yesterday before school let out. I was busy at practice but uh...can't keep a lady waitin' I guess."

>Oskarr has something you need

>What say?
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>>1765479
We could always back out of the challenge if we feel his challenge isn't fair. Plus, the one of the best defenses against Tom murdering us is being friends with Star, something we are leveraging to get the challenge in the first place.
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>>1765498
>Text me that number, bruh
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>>1765498
Yo, dude. Can you do a bro a major favor and gimme that phone number of Stars?
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>>1765498
have him ask her to meet someone at a place at a time


and it turns out to be us
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>>1765498
Hey bro
Let me get that number real quick.
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>>1765498
>"I need Star's help with some bullshit but she won't answer her texts. Gimme dem digits."
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>>1765513
>>1765514
>>1765521
support for brotacular inquire
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>>1765498

>Oskarr, slip me Butterfly's digits real quick, I got something going down I need her magical opinion on.
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>>1765498
>bro, can I borrow Star's number? I have to do some business with her.
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>>1765498
Ask him for her number.

And talk about him if he's seen some weird shit happening around his house.
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>>1765532
>>1765498
PS: I don't even think we need to Talk to Star (except maybe to get Tom's contact info).

My idea was to talk to Tom and convince him to help him with his anger so he can talk to Star.
Not to actually get Star to like him. Because she's amibalent towards us in the first place.
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>>1765498
Hmm, are we still near Fif? We should ask him if it's possible to replace the first demon heart we use with another more powerful one we might get at a later date.

I suppose we could try using Star's phone number as a bargaining chip if we make a deal with Tom.
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>>1765498
>...why does she have my number?
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>>1765539
>>1765540
>>1765537
>>1765532
>>1765531
>>1765526
>>1765525
>>1765522
>>1765521
>>1765518
>>1765514
>>1765513
>>1765503

>You clear your throat
>A: "Oskar, could y-"


ROLL CHARISMA
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>>1765572
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1765572
>>1765572
The Dice
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>>1765572
CHAREEESMA
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>>1765572
Rolling.
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>>1765572
Plz let this be easy
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>>1765572
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>>1765581
Oh thank GOD
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>>1765581
das bretty guuud
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>>1765588
ended up getting retarded too early
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>>1765582
You're the Hero we needed, fuck.

Is it best of 3?
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>>1765572
rollan
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>>1765572
THE NUMBERS MASON
WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?
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>>1765572
I'm not going to roll.
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>>1765572
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>>1765572
I JUST JOINED AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING
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>>1765572
tryna again
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>>1765572
poopy poops
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>>1765581
Ayy
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>>1765572
>867-5309
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>>1765581
>>1765581
WINNER!

>21 total

Very nice.

>>1765618
+2

>Even
>Naisu-er

>23 total


>A: "Oskar I need your help."
>O: "You need help?"
>A: "Yes, according to most people who know me personally but no Oskar I need YOUR help!"
>O: "Uh! Be more emotionally available!"
>A: "No, O-dawg I me-"
>O: "Eat more fiber! Before it's too late and anal isn't even an option!"
>A: "NO! Oskar I-"
>O: "Relax with Jackie. She's really cool and all a relationship is, is like- Friends who wanna Fuck each o-"
>A: "OSKAR! I JUST NEED STAR'S NUMBER FROM YOU!"
>O: "Oh, why?"
>You steel yourself
>A: "Well, somebody's gotta check if she gave you right one don't they?"
>O: "Oh, well I-"
>A: "I won't let you get hurt by that chick. I don't trust her, man. Let me get the number she gave you and I'll call. Make sure it's legit, that way she doesn't get a chance to manipulate my best Rockin' Bud."
>O: "Oh, well when you put it like that...Man. Thanks, Anon."
>A: "You got it, Brofis."
>Oskar quotes off the number to you
>You don't have a pen
>Fif hands you one
>A: "Aw, thanks I-"
>You pause
>Look back to Fif
>A: "That Robe doesn't have any pockets."
>Fif doesn't respond to your realization
>F: "Give that back when you're done."
>You jot down the digits on your palm
>Then hang up
>A: "Catch ya in a sec, dude."
>O: "Hey, Non now that you've got a sax we should jam somet-"
>Click

>You dial the number
>Then wait
>Click<
>M: "Hello?"
>Wh-
>Fucking what?
>A: "Marco?"
>M: "A-non-y-...mous? Heyyyy, maaaan."
>How
>How can so much spaghetti be in that one voice
>It cracks a little
>Hah
>Marco's got the Pube-throat
>M: "What are you uh...calling me for?"
>A: "Covering for Oskar. In case Star gave him a bogus number. Which, apparently. She did."
>M: "Star did what? No, no I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for that."
>A: "Is there?"
>M: "Which I'm sure she could give me if I could just...find he- STAR! STAR, WHERE ARE YOU!?"
>S: "UHHHhhhhhhhh!"
>M: "Star!"
>S: "WHAT!?"
>M: "Why'd you give Oskar my phone number instead of yours!?"
>You hear feet slapping the tile
>Then a humongous crash
>The cry of a small animal
>Most likely a baby seal
>S: "OSKAR!?"
>M: "my BACK!!"

>OH SHIT
>WADDUP

>You got Star on the horn
>She thinks you're Oskar


L: "How fascinating. Such a tangled Web."


What do?
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>>1765694
>Go Full Force Blunt
>Ask about Horns and Hearts and the Kekaiku
>Then when she lets down her guard and gives us the goods
>ROAST A MEWGGA
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>>1765694
>Star. My mewgga. Help a fellow fuckup out with some bad mojo bullshit.
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>>1765694
Tell her we need something and challenge her to a duel to get that thing.
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>>1765694
"Star, i fucked up. I fucked up BAAAAAD."
she may not like us, but if she think we are in some serious but vague danger she might listen
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>>1765694
>>1765703
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>>1765694
>"You fucked up"
>Ask to meet in person to talk
>Then ask for her actual number so we can relay it back to Oskar (and use it for ourselves later)
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>>1765694
We open up "honestly" asking why she gave a different number, we know she has a legit one... pretty sure.

Offer a good word in with oskar if she does a favor. We won't do bad consequences for not helping, but if she wants that good word...
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>>1765706
You know, we could get her to train the girls? She seems to get into danger, but hasn't killed Marco yet
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>>1765700
Support
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>>1765694
give her the fake Oskar voice. It'll be funny
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OK. Let's leave the demon stuff for later and pick up the other ingredient first. We ask her for help locating a nightmare and killing it. When she asks how we got this number we tell her we were checking it for Oscar, and the nightmare thing just came up.
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>>1765694
>What do?

>"No I'm CIA. was getting a call from Oskar part of your plan? yadda yadda, seriously tho, Oskar'll call you don't worry but hey listen, I need to get in touch with Tom. You know the guy: sickly skin, guyliner, horns, throws bitch fits and is angery constantly? Yeah, could you help me with that, please? Help a mewgga out."
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>>1765694

>>1765722
This seems good. I'll support this.
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>>1765694
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>>1765736
Let's not plan to take the heart of the prince of hell.

There are other major demons of power ego wouldn't result in Satan sending his armies after us.

Monster army and the SCP are bad enough right now.
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>>1765694
>>1765734
Gonna go with supporting this. As much fun as fucking with her immediately would be, would rather try to knock out these side quests so we MIGHT have a power-up prior to helping Alabaster. Stars got royal contacts for the whole 'Queen' dance thing, and she seems like a reliable, if reluctant source of magical information.
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>>1765749
>>1765694
My thoughts exactly.

>>1765734
>>1765772
Voting to get a Unicorn horn instead. I want our wand to be a tool of justice, not of vengeance.

And we don't need to kill no unicorn. Just find one already dead. Thich must be plenty in Luna's crib.
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>>1765734
Let's do this for now, and for Christ's sake, attempt to not be a giant gaping dickhole for a single conversation.
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>>1765694
>Hey Star,how about we exchange favors? Help me to get Tom and I help you to get Oskarr
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>>1765788
Her Best Bestie (previous) is a unicorn or sorts... maybe she's got some inside information for how their horns work? Could be like deer, where they shed their horn at some set time interval...
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>>1765734
>>1765734

>You think about playing nice
>No
>It would make you sick
>You think about lying
>Well
>You've already lied
>Maybe you could keep doing it...
>Until it's the truth
>A: "First of all, you fucked up."
>S: "Anon!?"
>A: "Whoms't else, babe?"
>F: "Nice."
>S: "Why are you calling Marco?"
>A: "I called this number because YOU gave it to Oskar. I KNEW your ass wouldn't do anything but swerve him."
>S: "I-"
>A: "He's a good boi."
>S: "I know, but he's a rebel which is why I-"
>A: "He deserves BETTER than to get bamboozled by a Fairy Space-Thot."
>S: "I'm not imaginary!"
>A: "So -I- called this number to see if it was legit. Aaannnd it isn't."
>You pull the phone up to your lips
>A: "You make me sick."
>S: "I GAVE HIM THIS NUMBER BECAUSE MARCO'S RINGTONE IS CUTE!"
>You pause
>Grin
>Exactly as you thought
>She did it for something stupid
>Time to go for the kill
>A: "Bullshit. Marco's a misunderstood Bad-boy."
>M: "Y-yeah!"
>A: "No way he'd have anything than something like Christian Rock or maybe Love Sentence."
>S: "Where's Oskar?"
>A: "Prove to me your worthiness, Star Butt and I just might tell him you made a mistake instead of tricking him."
>S: "Yo- YOU CAN'T POSSIB- OOOOOHHHH!"
>Click
>You lean back
>The Sceen's black
>A: "She hung up..."
>F: "Aw. Maybe nextht time, ki-"

https://youtu.be/0BC_UkOUjFY

>Your phone's ringing again
>With an unknown number
>Beep
>S: "LISTEN!"

https://youtu.be/17o1OlroNSE

>A: "Is that Parry Gripp?"
>S: "Yes! That's Marco's Ringtone and it's perfect and adorable!"
>A: "So this is -your- number you've called me from?"
>S: "Uh- Yeah this is my compact."
>A: "Jackpot."
>S: "Wh-"
>You hang up
>F: "Impressive."
>Then immediately take the number down
>Then call Marco
>Beep
>S: "Oskar!?"
>A: "Ever hear of a "Nightmare?"
>S: "What the HECK why did you call Marco!?"
>A: "Made it more likely for you to pick back up since you'd think this was Oskar. Who I'm still not giving your number too."
>Which you have now
>Because you're evil
>An evil genius
>S: "Why not!?"
>A: "Don't trust ya."

cont
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>>1765817
Didn't Tom have a tub of Unicorn blood?
Where did the rest go?
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>>1765847
If it follows the series, yes ( https://youtu.be/-cuhxz-ishE?t=1m37s ), but Quest could have the timeline events mixed up and around as well. For instance, just yesterday we were chilling at Brittney's party (S01 E10) but today, it sounds like Marco is finding out for the first time that Stars hijacked his phone to chat with Oscar (S01 E07). Granted, Star vs. chronology is wonky to start with, but the Blood Moon Ball (S01 E15) shouldn't happen for a little while yet.
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>>1765845

>S: "Why do you have to butt your butt-head into my stuff! I just wanted to talk to the cute vagrant wolf-boy with the sweet keytar skills!"
>Wow
>Her voice has gotten crazy high pitched
>A: "What's your favorite thing about Oskar?"
>Star's quiet
>Though it seems more like she's hesitating than trying to answer you correctly
>She doesn't trust you either
>Fair enough
>S: "He smiles. A lot. Even though he's all on his own and all he has is his music. He's nice and...and mysterious but seems like he'd still open up to somebody who was there for him."
>You hear Marco putting his legs under him in the background noise
>A: "...alright. I believe you. Hope you don't blame a guy for looking out for his friends."
>S: "I do, for once. Cause it was still rude. How are rude even when you do nice things?"
>A: "You ever consider maybe someone doesn't have to be -nice- to be -good- ?"
>S: "...huh."
>A: "Yeah."

Now.

>A: "You ever hear of a Nightmare before?"
>S: "Marco has them when he doesn't pee before bed."
>M: "STAR!"
>A: "Naw, Mewgga I mean the mythical beast."
>S: "What's a myth?"
>A: "Not real- so. So fuck I guess Mystical is a better word."
>S: "You mean Anti-Corns?"
>A: "Aren't Potatoes just Anti-corn?"
>S: "Whoah."
>A: "The evil Horses, Butterfly do you know of them?"
>S: "I saw one as a kid get in a horn-fight with my Mom's Alpha Warnicorn."
>A: "What happened?"
>S: "What does this have to do with anything?"
>A: "I gotta find one."
>S: "Why?"
>A: "Cause I don't wanna give my buddy Alabaster the head-snip but I need a swirly horse-head boi's bone-hat."
>S: "I kind of understood most of that but I think you might be having a tiny seizure like, every other word."
>A: "Help me."
>S: "What?"
>A: "Help me get one and I'll give Oskar the A-ok."
>S: "REALLY!?"
>A: "Naw, I'll probably post your shit on bathroom wall at a truckstop or somethin."
>S: "..."
>A: "Yes, really."
>S: "I don't think you can get close to one."
>A: "Why not?"
>S: "They only go near males of royal birth."
>You look over at Luna
>She continues to smile
>You feel the void behind her eyes smile in tandem
>A: "I think I got that covered."
>S: "Then we could...well we could go on a Celestial Hunt."
>A: "We?"
>S: "Yeah, We."
>A: "..."
>This was meant to be a ruse
>You got what you wanted
>A: "Yeah Aight."
>You hang up
>Call Star
>Beep
>M: "Anonymous?"
>A: "Your ringtone's not ironic it's just fucking gay."
>You hang up
>Call Oskar
>O: "Eyo."
>A: "Star's real number is XXX-XxxX."
>O: "Whoah did she try and trick me!?"
>A: "Naw, bro your eyes confused her. She was just scared. I talked you up."
>O: "Dude, about that jam se-"
>You hang up
>Call Star
>S: "OSK-"
>A: "BIH!!"
>Then hang up again

cont
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>>1765879
>>1765879

>You pull out a Skull from your housevator
>Hand Luna your phone
>She pulls up a song from your playlist

https://youtu.be/TiwsfOTKbEs?list=PLl2BfNE5vI5ZekNukIKYaYvcUsNSU-jC4

>Along with the trashcan
>Jump in the air
>Dunk him
>A: "OH!"
>What's fucking good
>You are the master


>Charisma +7 now fuckquiggas
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>>1765882
>>1765882

Well, friends.

Session has not ended.

What shall you do now, Anonymous?

You crafty little devil, you.
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>>1765907
Okay, so first, let's let the skull bois go back into the void for now. Save them for when we need them.

NEXT, we go buy BOOLETS
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>>1765907
3 we ask hekapoo about setting up a meeting with Tom that doesn't end in our esophagus and rectum mixed up.
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>>1765907
Check up on Alabaster, make sure he's not under attack or something.

And maybe ask him about Nightmares, the more information the better.
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>>1765907
'member how there was a unicorn skull back at Luna's castle? Why-why don't we go pick it up?
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>>1765907
Check up on Janna
Maybe teller her to start researching demon shit
We will need it
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>>1765907
We should ask Fif if it's possible to replace the first demon heart we use with another more powerful one we might get at a later date. Basically, ask him if we can upgrade the wand.
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>>1765907
>>1765915 sounds good
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>>1765907
Welp,I guess we should put our clothes and portal into Marco's house
>>1765912
my fucking god... WE ARE FOURTEEEN
>>1765918
Fuck that,we ain't going back to that place.
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>>1765907
Ask Luna if that unicorn skull we saw at her castle was real, and if so, go get that.
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>>1765918
Mh... I'm not particularily interested in the Nightmare horn.
Lets ask Luna if we can ger a Unicorn one in The Hole.


>>1765922
>>1765914
Besides that, now that we have Star's phone we can bribe/blackmailt/trick/make a deal beneficial to both Tom and ourselves.

We can use Star's phone number as proof that we're close to her. We convince him we can help him do the same if we help him get his anger in check if he help us get a powerful Demon heart (maybe even his own?), and he knows we're good at the enger shit because we went against him and fucking ruined him.
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>>1765928
Why not? It's a nice place. Got good aesthetic. And even then, it's still home.
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>>1765928
there are multiple ways around that
also, there's a lot Anon has done that a 14 year old shouldn't do.
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>>1765915
Supporting this, if anyone knows about Nightmares it's Alabaster.
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>>1765936
The problem is, there is a lot of things an adult wouldn't do and one of those things is selling ammo to a kid.
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>>1765946
like I said, there are multiple ways around that.
>Get a hobo to buy the bullets for us
>make a portal to some gun store in another state or country, take them from across the world
I mean, we got the gun, why aren't we getting boolet?
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>>1765932
No harm in asking. Sure, why not.

>>1765925
Since we're still here, might not be a bad idea. He'll be the one crafting it anyways, so if anyone would know, it'd be him.

>>1765915
Support.
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>>1765882
inquire as to whether or not enchanted items are stronger than spells, such as enchanting a rock to explode when stepped on vs using a spell to make a rock instantly explode.

Additionally, the speed of bullets vs the speed of spells.

this will make or break enchanted bullets as an idea.
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>>1765907
>>1765925
In addition to this, can we please put our clothes back on?
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>>1765990
i support not putting clothes on
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>>1765990
Will support getting clothes back on
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>>1765990
Put armor back on
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>>1765996
only the armor
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>>1765996
I'll support armoring up
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The votes

>Dismiss dabois
1 vote

>Hekaschedule a meeting with Tom
1 vote

>Get Boolet
1 vote

>Check on Alby
4 votes

>Ask about that Unicorn Skull you saw in Luna's house
4 votes

>Can upgrade get for wand pls?
2 votes

>Go to Marco's house
1 vote

Of course, the ultimate vote

>Get Dressed
2 votes

>Don't
1 vote

>You start putting your pants on
>You have one foot through
>Then you sock up
>A: "So. Can I get this wand tuned up after you put it together?"
>F: "What? No. Abstholutely not."
>A: "What? So I'm stuck with whatever I get?"
>F: "Young man have you ever stheen someone with a wand?"
>A: "Yeah. Only one tho."
>F: "...and who are they?"
>A: "Star Butterfly. Princess of Cuckland's gay-ming and Gay-cing."
>L: "Gay-cing...is it Homoesexual cake topping?"
>A: "Got DAMN I love hanging out with my Mom."
>F: "Wands are legendary items, young man. Even the weakest ones have the potential to grow. Almost like people do. The wielder can change the face of histhtory. So few have them because so few have the magical potential to create one."
>A: "Why don't you have one?"
>F: "Because if I made it I'd have to go to war to keep it."
>A: "I'm already at war."
>F: "Good. Otherwise you'd never be ready for what's coming. Think of the heart like a Stheed. The kind you plant helps determine the potential of your investment."

>You finally secure your cloak
>Then flex Muscles
>A: "Haha, public decency."
>Then you whip out your phone
>To call up Alabaster
>A: "Ey yoh!"
>AL: "Anonymous. Can this wait?"
>A: "Uh, I can keep it brief?"
>AL: "What is it?"
>You hear weird background nosies
>Is he clubbing
>A: "You ever hear of a Nightmare?"
>AL: "Yes."
>You hear panting
>AL: "They are the darkness to my people's light."
>A: "Huh. So you wouldn't mind helping me like...murder one for it's horn?"
>AL: "If such a thing could be done."
>A: "I can kick your ass."
>AL: "Doubtful."
>The music in the background has gotten much louder
>Ok yeah he definitely in a club
>You're killing people tomorrow
>This boi is clubbing before you both go killing again
>A: "You good?"
>AL: "I will be once the Poppers work out of my system."
>A: "Uh...drink some water."
>AL: "See you soon."

>Beep

cont
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>>1766028
>>1766028

>You think something at Luna
>A: "Hey."
Yes, my dear?
>A: "What about that skull? The one back at your castle?"
The one in the rosebush barrier?
>A: "Yeah."
That wretched thing most likely lost it's soul long ago. Unicorns who still have their soul die, and then their magic continues to eminante from their soul. Where they will be reborn from if it's sucked into a star. In my old world that creature's soul is most like...occupied.
>A: "With what?"
Powering my tree sentinels.
>A: "Wh-"
>You get a flashback
>To when you fought the Worm-Puppet beast
>Of the screams of that little soul you saw get eaten
>By the towering monstrosity
>Covered From it's branching antlers to it's feet in wooden thorns
>A: "In...that?"
Yes dear. It's where I stored most of the souls in my universe.
>Stored
>Not eaten?
So fate couldn't have them.

What do?
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>>1766030
let's go get BOOLET!

also, we should go check on jackie and Janna, maybe?
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>>1766030
>Check in with Jackie
>Restock at Quest Buy
>Purchase something to contain the Anti-Corn Horn
>Get something cool for Janna, some new knife that has a sick demon skull or something as an apology
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>>1766030
Maybe we should sit down and focus on improving our spells.

An quick-cast Massacre Wave would be nice. Or a better healing spell.
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>>1766030
W-What happened to all of those souls, Luna?
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>>1766030
Booletz
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>>1766030
I'd like to hear the reasoning behind that, Luna. That soul sure didn't seem like it was having a good time inside that thing.
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>>1766030
supporting >>1766044
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>>1766043
Gonna agree here, let's get Janna a dope ass weapon, maybe a bow!
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>>1766044
Supporting spell improving.
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>>1766028
>>1766045
>>1766053
Supporting.
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>>1766030
Pregunte a luna si los elementos encantados son o no más fuertes que los hechizos, como encantar una bala para explotar contra enemigos vs usar un hechizo de ataque explosivo.
Además, la velocidad de las balas vs la velocidad de los hechizos.
Esto hará o romperá las balas encantadas como una idea.
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>>1766030
Stop the fucking info dump and go get the fucking edgy horn AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>1766043
Support
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>>1766043
>>1766044
>>1766045
>>1766053
These with the added question of, what happens when everyone is dead and inside those things? I am willing to be that isn't very healthy.
>>1766063
I don't know what you said, so obligatory support for you too.
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>>1766045
>>1766060

What happened to the souls? Are you dense? She stored them in giant tree golems. They're being stored in there. Probably some kinda fail safe she employed when the universe started falling apart to entropy.
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>>1766053
>>1766045
I don't know if we should confront Luna about this right now. We need all the time to prepare for what's about to happen, this might just lead to a big emotional.... thing that could cost us a lot of time.
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>>1766073
>>1766071
Stop with the Luna Apologism.
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>>1766073
Well...its not like we don't have time for it. The only thing we're really doing is getting a WMD construction kit list for the mad sci-I mean wizard, mad wizard, to put together for us. Then fighting the FBI goons and cultists tomorrow. Oh, and getting Janna a bitching weapon for her...LETS GET FIF TO MAKE HER A WEAPON WHILE WE'RE AT IT, JACKIE TOO!
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>>1766063
also supporting buying a black hole container
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>>1766075
I, personally, am not apologizing for Luna. I'm just saying, we should save that for later when we aren't about to be heading into big danger. Right now, Luna is a team mate that we can rely on. If we strain our relationship now she might flake on us at a dire moment. So, we talk to her about this later.
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>>1766080
Is that what he actually said?
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>>1766081
>Worrying about someone who we've literally fused fate threads with to bail on us.

Fucking amazing. I knew Anon was impulsive, but I didn't think he'd be this dumb.
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>>1766087
Emotion isn't always logical, Anon. Anyways, Luna keeps enough secrets from us, if we confront her there's no telling whether or not she'll decide to keep more of them from us.
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>>1766098
>Luna keeps enough secrets from us
>She spilled the beans about everything when we rescued her

Just because she doesn't tell us things, doesn't mean she's keeping secrets. She's just not bombarding us with lore unless we ask for it.
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>>1766030
Question Luna, but calmly.
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>>1766030
Fuckit, I wanna ask Questions about the tree sentinels. I don't want to confront or judge her, I want to know more.
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The votes...

>Check on Jackie, and take care of Janna
>3 votes

>Take a second to iron out your spells
3 votes

>Ask for more fucking info dumps
1 vote

>Boolet
1 vote

>Question Luna
4 votes...


https://youtu.be/z9gNFYNZ8yk?list=RDf8fUFmjqXZo

>Luna floats off of your shoulder
>She can feel your doubts
>Your sudden alarm
>You've killed
>Even destroyed
>A: "Luna...that tree thing -ate- that girl's soul, right?"
>L: "No, Anonymous. It did not."
>A: "So what happened?"
>She smiles
>Tilts her head
>Then
>Without breaking eye contact
>She begins to explain
>L: "That creature is something I made using the body of an ancient world-tree. A treant. One that used to hold the center of my planet Mewmus together. When it died from immense magical corruption I...repurposed it's branches."
>A: "That thing was a branch?"
>L: "No."
>She blinks
>L: "More like a twig."
>Your gut drops
>L: "The World-Tree used to house every single ounce of Mewmusly magic in our world. It was the sea upon which our sorcerer's sailed. The Wind beneath the wings of dragons."
>A: "...so you-"
>L: "So I made use of it. When I realized it's death was inevitable. The Worm God, and all the other parasites had come from other worlds. Polluted it. They came and were sinking their fangs into it so they could have a piece of what -I- had created."
>You actually give her a resolute expression
>A: "So why are you keeping souls in there?"
>L: "Because without a vessel they will dissipate into ambient energy and eventually become nothing."
>A: "So what are they in there!?"
>L: "Serving a purpose."
>A: "Which is?"
>L: "Keeping the ecosystem of -our- world functioning. Oh, Anonymous. You don't yet know the splendors of the soul. You'll get there I'm sure."
>You look down at your hands
>Muscles twitches
>A: "What did you do?"
>L: "I had to rebuild everything when the universe began to collapse. I had sacrificed so much...but the entire base of my reality was being dragged away...so I replaced it."
>A: "You-"
>L: "Every cell."
>A: "You ca-"
>L: "Every atom."
>Your eyes widen as your heart turns to ice
>L: "I remade my universe. From the bottom up. Using the energy of the soul."
>A: "Mom..."
>L: "I resurrected a reality, Anonymous. It lives through my Will. It is my greatest achievement...and the greatest blasphemy any reality shall ever know."
>She floats back up to you
>L: "...and I've given all of it's power to you."

>Your chest is hollow
>Your stomach aches
>This is the source of your power
>Not Luna
>...but an entire reality
>Every dimension within it
>From the paramecium
>To the mockery of planets and stars
>Every
>Single
>Soul


>You asked...
Now. You know.


SESSION END!

NEXT SESSION TOMORROW!
SATURDAY AT 7PM US CENTRAL TIME!

I had hoped one day you'd get curious.
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>>1766138
So...Luna is like the Lich King from Warcraft if he had wound up winning with the whole collection of souls and using them as fuel yeah?

Damn, that's heavy. But metal. I can respect that. Good Job Luna.
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>>1766138
Well, if Anon didn't have a drunk of a father to detract the habit for him, this would be an excellent time to take it up as a passion.
In any case, gonna vote preemptively for
>Check on Jackie, and take care of Janna
and
>Take a second to iron out your spells
And now to sleep with the knowledge the nightmares and souls of the dead are being used as a perpetual fuel source.
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>>1766145
Winning, but losing really. She still lost against her war with fate, but made the best out of it.
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>>1766138
gg Quest, see you tonight, I guess.

I still think we should go get some BOOLET for our gun. Our backup weapon is useless without any ammunition.
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>>1766149
>>1766145
I guess we can say Luna set the seed to prevent the need for this in the palm of our hands. Lets do everything we can to win and not need to do it later. Becoming a god and rewriting the rules of reality is great and all, but it kind of defeats our entire purpose if we become the Biggest Baddest Monster in reality, because LITERALLY everyone else is dead and we are fucking with the bodies.
>>1766150
We can get bullets later, hell, lets just give Janna the gun and some money to get reloads. Until we get magic super enchanted weapons for her and Jackie. Wait, we can make super soul bullets. Seeing as we are literally seething with them fueling our magic.
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>>1766152
we only have one bullet in it right now. I'm all for giving the gun to Janna or Jackie, but seeing as our opposition in the coming battle will most likely have guns I'd also like to have a gun. We just need two or three cylinders' worth of boolet.
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>>1766152
What? Don't lose against fate and entropy? I mean, obviously. We are gonna do our best to prevent that from happening. As great as Anon is, I don't think he could remake the entire universe again like she did.

Though, becoming a god. Not off the table, at least in terms of "don't ruin everything."
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>>1766138
I dunno if it was intentional or not, but I swear as I was reading this, right as I got to the part where the tempo picks up (1m57s) is where Luna drops the line "I had to rebuild everything..." ...
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>>1766155
Then why don't we just loot the guns off the FBI dudes, its not like they aren't watching us when we are here already. Plus they KNOW Luna is with us. So they wont act on a few missing weapons...especially if we kick them into different dimensions.
>>1766156
Row Row Fight Da Power?
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>>1766158
>>1766158

haha

I do read out as I type and loop the songs I listen to whenever I use one for a post. Bless, friend. I am glad someone appreciated it.
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>>1766138
So,Luna's power has a morally dubious origin TO NOBODY'S SUPRISE.
Now that we have Star, Alabaster and possibly Marco too for hunting the Nightmare would you guys agree to bring the J's with us?
With 4 skilled warriors and some undead minions they should be more safe than ever.
That being said, I'M GONNA BLOW MY FUCKING HEAD IF WE SPENT ONE MORE SESSION IN CAT-MEME EGYPT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>1766161
Because that'll be another fight we're not ready for. We have a gun right now, it would be simpler to go get boolet for it than it would be to kill somebody else and take whatever gun and boolet they have. It would also involve less risk of bodily harm.
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>>1766161
>Row Row Fight Da Power?
Pretty much, yeah. Mix that in with a bit of KOTOR II's whole "remove force" idea, but replace "The Force" with "Fate" and replace "Spiral Nemisis" with "Entropy" and you got the idea.
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>>1766165
Fuck yeah then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM
Oh, and we should totally do these guys some justice with undead minions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
We need 2 more Susan's to pull it off, oh and maybe got get her some more meat. Cute chicken raptor girl is great, but some more help would be appreciated.
>>1766164
Or. Orrrr....we can just set them on fucking fire. Your choice though.
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>>1766165
Not the best examples when you consider that they failed to remove those things.

The Force and Spiral Nemesis were still there at the end of their series. And then TORtanic happened while Simon became a hobo.
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Our magic is powered by the tortured souls of a damned reality, and were gonna condense that into a wand of ultimate power. Fucking sick.
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>>1766188
AND we're going to make our wand out of a demons heart and a nightmare's horn! That's fucking at least four layers of metal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a50XCuyfpGI
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>>1766188
You know, how would it look when we finish it?
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>>1766172
yeah, setting them on fire has definitely never literally blown up in our face before
>>
>>
News from the discord.

Quest mentions weaponry forged from Horns of either Unicorns or Nightmares are spectacular.
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Also, nightmares are found in SPAAAAAACE.
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>>1766211
Huh....so, does anyone know if Quest Buy has a sale on magic spacesuits or something? Also want to place my bet on the heavy metal unicorn metal being titanium.
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Extra:

An Example of Unicorn Horn Weaponry
>>
Yet another Example of Unicorn Weaponry
>>
>>
reminder that our dex is 4 and we'd be better off ORA ORA ORAing our enemies at point blank in most cases.
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>>1766282
Also we never got around to depriving the MIB of pixie anti magic start
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>>1766211
So does Alabaster not have guardians or did he ditch them to hang out at clubs?
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>>1766376
I don't suppose some kind anon has been keeping a record/bucket list of shit on our "to do" list?
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>>1766542
Things i remember
Cold steel anti anti magic
MIB anti magic pixie dust supply
Ocean monster is mad at us
Ludo still is improving his army to attack mewni
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What happens if you mix both horns into the same weapon?
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>>1767645
everybody dies
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>>1767645
I...Uh... Huh.... What DOES happen if that were to occur?
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SESSION START!

>Anon
>Dubson
>McMoot
>That's you
>Level 11 ???
>Who's just flexed his Charisma glad harder than ever
>You're currently standing in the courtyard of a sultan
>In a cat-person meme Egypt land
>Purrabia
>The City of Ala-Li-Tair
>You've just set up a masterful keikaku

>A hunting trip with your arch rival
>Star Butterfly
>Which you'll use to spy
>Get close
>Gain influence

>You'll use than influence to give another enemy of yours
>Tom
>The demon prince of Hell
>Something he wants
>Which is Star Butterfly
>In doing do you hope to obtain the heart of demon

>If you do this
>You'll have a wand
>Your own wand
>Which, according the mostly nude wizard that's making it for you
>Could change the face of history and multi-reality as we know it


>All within about 4-5 hours
>Notbad
>You currently have a toddler-minded automaton with you
>Along with your Raptor-Chicken armless Zombie girl
>Susan
>Who you've snatched up from his creator
>Where did that guy go anyways?

>You're still anxious
>You're not used to having nothing to do
>Nothing to fight
>Muscles is rolling his wrist
>You're tapping your phone incessantly

>F: "Hey, kid."
>A: "What?"
>You snap at the bath-robed wizard
>F: "Don't you have sthomewhere to be? Like a house?"
>A: "I'm 14 I can't own homes."
>F: "Then your parentsth housthe even. Just don't loiter."
>A: "Is that a crime here?"
>F :"Yesth. Punishable by-"
>You slap yourself down
>Pose grandiously
>F: "Neutering."
>You are now floating
>A: "WELP! I think I'mma just hit the ol' dusteh trailll."
>F: "Very good. Explore the City if you like. Just don't let the Sultan sthee you unless you're with me."
>A: "Why?"
>F: "He'll lock you up in a cage and shake it for his amusthment. Just like he doesth anything that can't stop him."

>Fif vanishes

>You are left alone with your minions
>Your mom
>L: "Feeling alright, darling?"
>...and the Mystic Cat city

>With your scissors you could go anywhere

>Back Home
>To see Jackie
>Janna
>Or any of your friends

ALLIES SHEET

https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N

>You could head for Mewni
>Or anywhere on earth
>You have all the rest of the day and night
>To yourself
>Which you still don't like


>KABOOOOM!

>Or
>You could check out the explosion that just went off on the southern side of the city


What do?
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>>1767697
Explosion!? Instant Quest hook? YES PLEASE!
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>>1767697
LET'S GO GET SOME BOOLET
for GUN
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>>1767697
explosions are probably important to check out
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>>1767697
lets see what made da big boom
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>>1767697
NO DISTRACTIONS
QUEST BUY
NOW
GET SUPPLIES, GET STUFF THAT JACKIE AND JANNA COULD USE
EMBRACE YOUR SINGLE FATHER STATUS AND THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A TEENAGE ZOMBIE, A CHILD GIANT ROBOT, AND A BABY DRAKE TO TAKE CARE OF!
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>>1767697
>CHEKK OUT DA BIG BOOM
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>>1767714
>>1767697
>>1767712
nvm, lets get prepped yo
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>>1767697
Sure, let's check out the explosion. What could go wrong?
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>>1767697
Go for the obvious Quest Hook Explosion.
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>>1767697
that explosion must be checked out before whatevers going on ends, so investigation ho!
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>>1767714
This, quest hook is cool but we got shit to do
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>>1767697
>Ignore the explosion, it's just a distraction
>Ask Oskarr how he's doing, anything weird happen lately?
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>>1767697
>>To see Jackie
>>Janna
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>>1767697
>>To see Janna
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>>1767714
yeh, let's prep. they could use stuff even. us giving them items is also assurance that we aren't completely ditching them.
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The votes!

>Explosive Events!
6 votes

>Quest Buy Preppin'
3 votes

>BOO-lette
1 vote

>Oskarr Text
1 vote

>Jackie n' Janna
1 vote


>You soar up
>Using Starwalk
>After, of course stashing Susan away into your portable apartment
>A: "Cya, Fif."
>F: "Good luck, little party animal."
>You tear across the city
>Dodging Mewman made towers
>Cat-box inns
>Spires made of twisted wood that seem to just up and out for no reason
>You spot some of the Cats scratching them down below
>Oh
>Of course
>As you hit the Southern Side you can see plainly
>What used to be the Market district
>Mewmans and a few noble Sphinxes and Strange Frill-necked lizards are fleeing from a hole in the defensive wall
>There, inside that gaping tunnel of rock stands a machine
>It's humanoid in shape
>However, it is tri-pedal
>With a set of arms just long enough to operate a gargantuan set of control springing off of it's own body
>From it's Stomach
>A cannon
>As long as a canoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NGQjRMXg28

>A voice cracks out from a set of brass megaphones on the head
>DW: "ATTENTION CITIZENS OF ALA-LI-TARI! DO NOT BE AFRAID!"
>The cannon begins to glow from inside
>You know this voice
>DW: "MY NAME IS DOCTOR WONDERVON BLUNDERHEIM."
>Set of gears spin freely in the back of the behemoth
>DW: "I AM HERE FOR MY SON."
>KRAKA-KABOOOOOOOOM!

>A MOLTEN SLUG AS BIG AS A DOG IS HEADED RIGHT FOR YOU!
>He fired it high
>Probably was attempting a warning shot
>If it misses
>It could hit the city


>Dodge
>Muscles Shield
>Other

>There are several smaller machines marching in through the hole
>About 6 of them
>Each is wielding a set of Scissor-Scimitars for each hand

>DW: "SURRENDER MY CREATION AND I PROMISE ONLY YOUR POOR AND ANNOYING WILL BE HARMED!"
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>>1767821
Open a combat portal right in front of the bullet and have the exit lead right back into the big robot.
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>>1767821
Peacefully return the robbo babbu.
And try to explain things.
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>>1767821
>CATCH IT WITH YOUR MOUTH
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>>1767821
well it's time for Warcucks to say goodbye to her new friend.
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>>1767821
>Just give him his fucking son, christ
We don't need to care about this
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>>1767821
>>1767828
now we're thinking with portals
Support

also show off the BB robot
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>>1767829
>>1767821
Oh and DODGE.
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>>1767714
Supporting this shit, get me my cool knife for Janna
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>>1767839
>>1767821
supporting all this but hold babby hostage
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>>1767821
>>Muscles Shield

We've taken worse hits to be frankly honest.
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>>1767821
Combat portals my man, we gotta get up in the combat portals
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>>1767828
Now we're thinking with portals!
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>>1767828
A-OK

Do portal instead of >>1767842
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

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>Portal
6 votes

>Give him the Babe
>What babe?
>The babe made of metal
>What metal?
>I dunno, like Iron composite with brass inner mechanisms or something
3 votes

>Eat the shot
1 vote

>Negotiate
1 vote

>Blocc
1 vote


>Luna watches the glowing metal-wad approach
>You do as well
>This will need to be timed
>You eye the spot right in front of the big bad
>If you can just stay calm...
>Maybe you can still open a portal with control

ROLL DEX!
THEN WISDOM!

Character sheet here

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
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Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d20)

>>1767925
>>
Rolled 11, 16 = 27 (2d20)

>>1767925
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Rolled 4, 19 = 23 (2d20)

>>1767925
>>
Rolled 7, 19 = 26 (2d20)

>>1767925
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Rolled 16, 5 = 21 (2d20)

>>1767925
Oh shit. Rolling.
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Rolled 16, 17 = 33 (2d20)

>>1767925
Gonna fuck this up, I know it.
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>>1767936
>7+6
rip
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Rolled 7, 20 = 27 (2d20)

>>1767925
>>
Rolled 2, 16 = 18 (2d20)

>>1767925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAg4yjEmerU
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Rolled 4, 15 = 19 (2d20)

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Rolled 4, 17 = 21 (2d20)

>>1767925
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Rolled 5, 16 = 21 (2d20)

>>1767925
OH GOD PLEASE DON'T MISS
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>>1767949
13 Dex and 23 Wisdom so far. Not so good but also gud, hmm.
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>>1767936
>>1767936

WINNER!

>13 total

>>1767949
WINNER!
>21 total

>>1767944
+2!

>23

Nice

>SHRRRIIIP
>A: "Well you know what they say, Luna."
>L: "Do I?"
>A: "When life gives you lemons."
>WHOOSH!
>The slug goes through the portal
>A: "Shoot it in the face."

>FWOOSH!

>THE SLUG COMES FLYING OUT AT BIG ROBO!
>DW: "WH-"
>FWANG!

>The beast is coated in molten metal!
>It rolls backward
>Out into the sand

>DW: "BLAST! AAH! WHAT IS THIS!?"
>A: "Hah!"
>The servile robots turn their cylindrical heads up at you
>Then begin charging up street
>Leaping off of buildings
>One cuts down a fleeing merchant man
>His little girl cries out, and goes ignored

>DOCTOR WONDERVON HAS DEALT 44 DAMAGE TO HIMSELF!
>His machine struggles out of the hot sand and metal
>A little frazzled
>His mechanical arms pry the mass free
>DW: "YOU! THE RUDE BOY! YOU MUST HAVE STOLEN MY SON!"


>The sword robos are coming
>You are up in the air

>You can see several towers to flee toward

>The White tower
>The High tower of colored glass

or

>You can swoop down to the square and meet them head on

What do?
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>>1768049
Start charging up a niiiiiiice big massacre wave, and until that's ready hide in one of the towers, doesn't matter which.

Though, I'll personally vote for white.
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>>1768049
Let's use the HIGH GROUND advantage and get ourselves to the High Tower of Colored Glass, that way we can take shots at him from above.
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>>1768049
Tell him his son is unharmed and that we want t give it back to him.

Meet them head-on.
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>>1768049
>pic related
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>>1768049
>Start charging up a niiiiiiice big massacre wave, and until that's ready hide in one of the towers, doesn't matter which.
>Though, I'll personally vote for white.
i'd support
>>1768057
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>>1768049
We could make a point he almost killed innocents.

Also that we'll get his son for him. What's his name again? It'll prove we didn't steal him.
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>>1768069
We didn't steal him, he was left behind and was thus unclaimed property of someone who isn't even a citizen of Purrkistan
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>>1768049
>Give him back his FUCKING SON
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>>1768049
plow into the fucker while he's down
falcon punch

it'll be easier if he's neutralized
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>>1768049
>We didn't steal him, he was left behind and was thus unclaimed property of someone who isn't even a citizen of Purrkistan
>We will return him, but stop try to kill people.
>>
BTW, name the robo-baby Nemo
https://youtu.be/8IvURkvjWsY
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>>1768049
>Flee towards one of the towers
>open up a portal on top of him
>drop his son on him

There, we'll give him back his robot and we take him out.
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>>1768049
>>1768064
>Also, we're changing Olsen's name to Nemo now, just because his dad's a dick.
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>>1768087
agreed, meet dudes head on and fly towartds big bot and dump the robo at his feet a "safish" distance away. BFB to heal that merchant if possible.
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>>1768097
>>1768049
also we're keeping Nemo
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>>1768057
If it wasn't clear, don't give him our new roboson Nemo.
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>>1768049
target the sword robots, and also refuse to give back memo
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>>1768049
I dont care what we do as long as we keep nemo
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>>1768143
Dont give up our new son!
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>>1768149
The only son we getting is one with Jackie after achieving a good ending
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>>1768165
>one
c'mon, them hips are made for breeding
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>>1768165
Jackie and Janna*

Hopefully a few daughters as well, wouldn't mind like three sons either.
>>
Let's grill him. His son is a sweet heart and he wanted to make him a warrior.

If he wants the boy back, he has to convince us he cares
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>>1768179
>His son is a sweet heart and he wanted to make him a warrior.
Assuming a bit here.

>If he wants the boy back, he has to convince us he cares
He's literally invading a country to get it back. He could just build another one if he wanted a weapon to surpass his metal gear.
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>>1768172
>>1768174
What, are we going full Primarch here and have all of Anon's children climb over each other for our love, attention, and power after we conquer this reality?
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>>1768195
whatever I supported, I'm adding this to it
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>>1768195
Yes?
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>>1768195
No need for climbing if Hekapoo would be so kinda as to show us that cloning trick. No need to go full catholic either, 6-7 kids should be more than manageable for 2 lovely ladies and a bumbling reality bouncing Overlord. Worst comes to shove we can have Hekapoo or Luna babysit.
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>>1768202
>No need for climbing if Hekapoo
But what if
Climbing on Hekapoo?
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>>1768200
>>1768201
>>1768202
Whatever works then.

Very least we could spread the genepool though if we're going for multiple children with multiple women. Makes for somewhat more unique clans of descendents.
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The votes

>Flee to the white tower
3 votes

>Flee to the Tower of glass
2 votes

>Charge up the Bad Day Blast
2 votes

>Hit him in the stupid robotic face
3 votes

A tie between escaping and fleeing.
Very well.

>Keep Bot
5 votes

>Bargain him for this to end
3 votes


https://youtu.be/37ikmh9eWAQ


>You start looking for your attack strategy
>There's pillars every major building
>Pits of sandy litter
>Lots of people in street
>SHWING!
>A: "AH!"
>One of the servant bots has climbed the nearest building
>Then lept up at you in the air
>Closing it's blades on you

3+4=7!

>He misses!
>Then begins to fall
>Still flailing
>He lands on a nearby fruit stand
>Destroying it
>He rises out of the fruit carnage totally unharmed
>They're awkward
>But tough
>Another comes for you
>Then another!
>The First...

>Nat 1
>C-C-C-COUNTER PUNCHED!
>You slipped him
>Then slapped his shit in the air!
>The second however...
>Is closing in fa-
>BRUHKOW!
>His chest explodes
>Then he flips
>You spot a glint from the tower of Colored glass
>A: "Backup?"
>A bird flies out of the hole in the falling robot

>You don't get any time to theorize however
>As the next robot comes repelling down to try and cleave your ears off!
>He's hanging from a clothes-line
>Aladin style
>The One step ahead of the bread-line bot
>SWINGS!

>18+4=22!

>A: "AH!"
>He cuts your chest!

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 8 DAMAGE!
ANON IS AT 62 HP!

>The Housevator pounds from inside
>You know it's Susan
>Trying to help again

>The next two are coming but you won't let this keep up
>You start charging your power
>Into Muscles
>He glows red while you taunt the Cannon bot and begin to Starwalk up and down to dodge robots

cont
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>>1768232
Would love it even more but I'm fairly certain those "10 years" will always be her answer...
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1768234
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>>1768234
>>1768234

>A: "Hey, Dickhead!"
>The cannon bot is lumbering up into the town square
>You hold up your Housevator door
>A: "I GOT YOUR KID!"
>DW: "Just as I theorized!"
>A: "He -likes- my kids!"
>DW: "Impossible! HE'S AS SOCIAL AS A BUCKET!"
>A: "Stockholm's clock is ticking."
>DW: "RRRAAAAHHH!"
>A: "Tick. Tock!"

>A nearby building is rocked
>As the guard bots emerge from the side-streets
>GB: "CEASE THIS VIOLENT ACTIVITY AT O-"

>18+10=28

>KUCRACCKKKAW!

>THE CANNON BOT BLASTS THE GUARD IN HALF!


>DW: "Enough..."
>Crrrrraannnk!
>He levels the cannon back at you
>DW: "Interruptions."
What do?
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>>1768234
Massacre wave the guy in the face already, gg no re bg 2ez
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>>1768241
Release Susan, release Massacre wave, release your rage, release these dubs checkem, release half life 3 (yeah right).
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>>1768241
Let Susan out to go beat things up, then charge up a nice big jucy massacre wave to fire!
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>>1768241
>GIVE HIM HIS KID.
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>>1768241
M-M-M-M-Massacre him
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>>1768241
>"You know, I was planning on giving him back. But you had to be a dick and start killing innocents. No way I'm giving a potential weapon back to someone like that."
>Massacre Wave
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>>1768241
>Massacre Wave dat ass
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>>1768241
What a better time to spell craft than in the middle of the battle?
Massacre wave + Combust!
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>>1768241
General vote to wreck his shit and keep Nemo
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>>1768241
Tell him we're willing to give his kid back if he calms himself down.

Charge Massacre Wave.
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>>1768241
>>1768260
also, we keepin Nemo.
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>>1768265
Wave is already charged. Switching vote to just give back the kid, pop him out of the room and plant him in front of us. he wouldn't shoot his own kid right?

Keep energy up for the wave though. Shoot it straight up if we have to.
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Charge Massacre Wave and fire, aiming for any visible optics.
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>>1768254
Oh if it's charged already, then FIRE!

Also, still don't give back Nemo.
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>>1768241
Get to a tower, charge a massacre wave, then annihilate his ass
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>>1768275
>give back the kid, pop him out of the room and plant him in front of us. he wouldn't shoot his own kid right?
Accidentally he would.

We gotta calm him down first.

>>1768265
MAKE SURE TO SHOOT DOWN HIS CANNON THING, NOT THE DOCTOR.
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>>1768241
keep nemo, destroy canon
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>>1768241
Too tired to think, just do this.
>>1768305
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>>1768305
Well we're already cucking Marco so that's some damage to canon.
We just need to murder the shit out of Ludo and then that'll be canon rekt
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>>1768305
Yep
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>>1768315
I can't wait to destroy canon some more by cucking Marco of all his options
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>>1768325
Nigga you need to watch some Sky vs. the forces of Chaos some more.
Star is a shit
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>>1768241
We charged the cannon

We can shoot through his projectile and gut his robot with massacre wave.

We make it clear his actions are harming innocents, and we defend those who cannot defend themselves.
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>>1768333
Star is the shits, and you know it bruh.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Starnon is the way.
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>>1768360
I don't have feelings. I have fetishes, memes, and objective facts (such as Star being a shit).
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

The votes

>It's High Noon
>Time for a Massacree
8 votes

>Release Susan
2 votes

>Gib the boi
2 votes

>Keep the boi
3 votes

>Bargain
1 vote

>Mix your strongest WILL based spell with your ability to Generate fire
>Damn
>Who knows what that would do?
1 vote


>A: "You've insulted my mom."
>You grit your teeth
>Point Muscles down at your foe
>A: "Used big words I don't understand."
>Your elbow rotates out into a spike
>A: "Now you're asking me to give you something that loves you?"
>DW: "Indubitably! Because -I- love him!"
>A: "Shame."
>BWIIIIII-
>A: "Cause I love this."

>BROOOOOOOOOOOM!
ROLL WILL!
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1768368
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Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1768368
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Rolled 15 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768368
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Rolled 10 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768368
Swiggity swagger watch me unsheathe this dagger
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1768368
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Rolled 10 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1768368
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Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768368
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Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768368
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Rolled 2 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768368
We wreck the robot

Not the doctor
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Rolled 17 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>
Rolled 17 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768368
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Rolled 14 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768368
Don't fucking kill him, you shithead.
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Rolled 5 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768368
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1768368
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Rolled 15 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768368
It's not murder if we didn't start it, but make him into a corpse.
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Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768368
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Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1768368
rip
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Rolled 17 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768440
wait shit fucked that up
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>>1768440
Ayyyy
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Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1768368
FINALLY I HAVE CATCHED UP RAWLINS!!!
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Rolled 9 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1768368
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768368
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Rolled 8 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768368
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>>1768372
>>1768372

WINNER!

>23 total

>>1768490
-2

>A: "HEY! WHAT'S 2+1!?"
>DW: "DIE!"
>A: "WRONG!"
>Your hand blossoms out like a rose
>Your shoulder expands to it's fullest extent
>A: " https://youtu.be/OLBOn0Whhyc?t=2 "

>BRREEEERRRRbwaga!

>THE CANNON FIRES!
>KA-THOOM!!

>The Molten ball of lead and steel comes hurtling upwards!
>Your beam
>It spatters around it like a jetstream
>With energy
>And Matter
>Becoming as one


>You rolled a 21
>Doctor Wondervon rolled a 19
>You
>Win

>THE PROJECTILE IS SENT BACK!
>ALONG WITH YOUR BEAM!

>DW: "Engage evasis protoco-"
>BOOOOOM!

>ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 58 DAMAGE
>DW: "AAAHHHHhH!"
>The Doctor is sent hurtling
>Out of the town wall
>Into the sands
>You can tell that somehow his suit is still in-tact
>...but he's left in a crater of now glass and metal
>Smoking
>He might be more pliable now
>Your arm returns to normal
>A: "Fire plus lasers...gauss cannon?"
>Muscles gives you the thumb
>Your Housevator is about to explode with angery Zomb chicken
>Another sword-bot rises up
>Brak!
>His head pops
>A humming bird flies out his now mostly hollow skull
>Who -is- doing that?


What do?
>>
>>1768594
Open the door, control Susan to not attack, give him his bloody kid back now that he's out of the city and portal out.
>>
>>1768594
>Pry herr doktor from the wreckage and tell him that he works for us now
>>
>>1768605
supporting this
>>
>>1768604
Support
>>
>>1768594

>>1768605
oooooh, supporting this
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>>1768594
Go over near him open a portal into the earth and dump him there
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>>1768605
aw hell yeah. supporting.
>>
>>1768605
This sounds fun, why not?
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>>1768605
Supported, you got ganked on my man
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>>1768604
>>1768605
Give him his child back already.


ANd figure out what -THAT- is.
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>>1768605
>>1768594
"Alright heres the deal; i'll give you your son back AND not kill you, but you must work for me now."
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>>1768605
"Come now doctor, now is not the time for fear.
That comes later."
Support
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>>1768632
This.
But keep it conditional, no work, no son, no life.
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>>1768594
Rip him out of the suit and keep it. Leave him for the authorities. For those of you who want him to work for us, how exactly to you plan on keeping him from double crossing us as soon as he gets the chance, and how do you plan on supporting him in his research?
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>>1768594
You're a cool dad, here's your kid back. Look me up on the internet web pages for socialization.
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>all these fags voting to give back kid
No, you don't understand. WE KEEPIN' NEMO.
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>>1768605
supporting kidnapping doctor pavel
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>>1768594
Go after him and kill his ass.
No lose ends.
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>>1768605
You guys are brain damaged if you think he'll just follow us because of reasons.
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>>1768605
That's stupid on so many levels.
>Take his son, damage his inventions, smashed his head into the ground.
>Random asshole telling the super genius with explosives backgrounds to work for him.
>Yeah no totally wouldn't come back to bite us in teh ass if he was left anywhere close to our home or left here where he would be a massive fugitive. Totally see the point in all this stuff.

Just give him the kid back and we can finally get going with the Wand components.
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>>1768682
He might not even agree to it, we might as well try. Besides, there's ways to keep people in line, whether magical, violent, or otherwise.
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>>1768605
Doctor Pavel, now's not the time for fear, that comes later. Support btw
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>>1768682
so make it part of the deal...
>Keep the boi
So... if he wants his son back, looks like we're keeping him too.
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Please explain how you all plan on keeping the scientist with a background in explosives from stabbing us in the back and how you plan to pay for his research and crafting.
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>>1768724
With undead bodyguards and the love of his son.
Or friendship.
Or memes.
Maybe some combination.
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>>1768724
We have a number of methods, dearie.
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>>1768724
Can't Luna brainwash him?

It looked like she was doing it to Alfonzo.
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>>1768727
>>1768726

No, you have no options. You just want to roll the dice and if it's good you want Quest to pull something out of his butt to make it all better for a bad decision.
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>>1768726
>>1768727
>>1768730
So you really have nothing and are depending on Luna to cover for a retarded decision. Even if we attempt to hold his son hostage, we'll still be keeping them in the same funding housevator.
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>>1768736
>implying there's not magical solutions to keeping someone from betraying you

apply yourself
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>>1768740
I haven't even voted yet you dumbass.

I'm just stating the possible ways this could happen.
>>
This is exactly the kind of shit that Star predicted we'd start doing, but we went and said that we're in control and not weak like fucking Marco.

Now people want to mindrape some genius idiot who only wants his son back.
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>>1768594
We can interrogate him and tell him we aren't giving back his son until he becomes a better person

Throw him to a livable dimension and tell him he can't say we did nothing for him

Go back to earth
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>>1768747
He has proved to be a loose cannon, hell his robots already caused the deaths of several innocent bystanders, and if we don't do this then he will be fucked by the Purrkistani court who will have his head from his crispy body
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>>1768744
Yeah, it's almost like there was a certain group of collars to do just that. Guess what? Anon thought they were evil as fuck and hated thinking about using them after a lot of mental discussion.
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>>1768752
>>1768756
>we aren't giving back his son until he becomes a better person
>we aren't giving back his son until he becomes a better person
He's just gonna call Anon on being full of shit because he's a loose canon because he knocked out some guy just because his child-like robot bumped into him.
Now you just want to kidnap some asshole and keep his son hostage for your own good. Don't pretend that this is some kind of justice.
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>>1768756
Maybe he deserves it then? I don't particularly feel merciful to a mass murdering son of a bitch.
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>>1768594

Not this anymore.
Not swapping to anything, I'm not voting.
>>1768637
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>>1768757
Anon was totally ready to use those collars man, he just stopped because his waifu said they were bad.
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>>1768605
>>1768605
With...interesting levels of support.

>L: "At last."
>Luna's finally smiling with teeth
>L: "You're conquering."

https://youtu.be/E3bWLJJ9AGg?t=18

>You drop down
>A robot comes up to try and snip out your guts

5+9=14

>You step on his face
>A: "Useless junk!"
>You leap off of the machine and open your cloak
>Down you fly
>Across the sands
>You let gravity carry you down onto the robot
>PRANG!
>A: "Knock know!"
>WHACK!
>CRANG!
>SMACK!
>DW: "What are you doing!?"
>You ignore the doctor at first
>Pulling the machine around you in the sand like a half-engine soccer ball
>You see a bulk-head door on the back
>You yank it
>Nothing
>DW: "Stop! This is a delicate instrument!"
>A: "I wanna talk, Doc. Of other things."
>You toss the robot
>Letting it crack against the city wall
>A: "Of robot kids and cannon-balls...about the spines on Cat-man Ding-a-lings."
>You push the head backward
>You can see some weakened joints but no entry
>Muscles likes this game
>You hurl the bot around by it's leg
>Nothing
>You smash the head in
>Nothing
>Where could the way in be?


>Try bashing in the door
>Try ripping off the head
>There's also an obvious way inside
>Through the Cannon

>A: "I might just have a use for a man who can knock castle walls and giant robots down. One besides -me- that is."
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>>1768757
To be fair: In a metaphorical case, there is a difference between Arcane Blase and Super Evil Arcane Blast That Is So Evil That Anyone That So Much As Knows How To Cast This Spell Are Automatically Aligned As Evil.
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>>1768766
End this stupidity. Give back his kid and leave. The Doctor would never work with us willingly after we've done nothing but hurt him.
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>>1768766
Rip off the head!
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>>1768766
>>Try bashing in the door
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>>1768766
Use mind reading on the doctor to find the way in.
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>>1768766
supporting >>1768780
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>>1768780
>>1768766
supporting
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>>1768766
also supporting >>1768780
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>>1768776
We acted initially to save innocents from a rogue artillery shell
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>>1768777
>>1768780
Changing support.
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>>1768766
don't back down from trying to get this guy on our side one way or the other!

Use his son, or magic, to convince him to join us. maybe even the fact that he's attacked Purrkistan.
If he decides to betray us, there will be consequences.
>>
>>1768776
I don't think he has interdimensional transport, so what is gonna happen is that he is now a wanted criminal for Property Damage, issuing threats to the City, and the Deaths of several innocent bystanders. He is gonna be hunted, and his career is probably ruined, unless he is able to get out of here.
>>
Having your gear be researched and manufactured by someone against their will tends to cause that gear to misfire and either fail or kill the operator.
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>>1768780
Supported
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>>1768808
He has to have it.
Not a citizen and all that, he has to come from somewhere.
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>>1768780
Support
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>>1768766
Cave open the chest, thats the way in.
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>>1768823
I think he has to be punished for what he did, but he is also VERY useful. So i think something like a mandated work time would be good, and at the end we let him and his son go.
Ez Pz
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>>1768766
>>1768780
Let's do this.
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>>1768766
Look I never wanted to kidnap your kid.
And I only punched you because you were mouthing off about my mother.
Now you've gone and hurt innocent people because of your kid.
If you stay here you'll probably hunted down and find your head on a spike. I think that'd be a waste of life, and your talents.

So here's the deal. Here's your kid, completely unharmed. I think he ven made a new friend.
You got nowhere else to go, but I can offer you a quick escape route.
If you're willing to come and work for me.

If you don't accept, well, the guards will get you and finish you. I'll take the kid and raise him as my own, but he'd never get to see his real daddy again.
And besides, I think I've got a alot more to offer you than this.
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>>1768852
Fine, this is fine. Supporting even though I know it'll lose.
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>>1768852
support
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>>1768790
>>1768852
I'm glad you did this cuz I was just about to try and throw something like this together... also supporting.
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>>1768852
Supporting this as well.
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>>1768852
I change my support to this, but instead of letting the guards have him if he refuses, we brute force magic him.
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>>1768852
I don't mind this. But I feel it could be simplified to:

>pic related
>A: "...C'mon. You don't really have much of a choice in this matter at this point."
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

The votes

>Give bab
1 vote

>Smash the Chest in
>Fruit Borce
1 vote

>Use the Door
>Like a peasant
1 vote

>Mind Bully
8 votes

>A: "Where is it, Wonderbread!?"
>You smash muscles into the sides of the machine
>KRANG!
>BRACK!
>A: "TELL ME!"
>DW: "E-ENGAGE LOCKDOWN!"
>The arms retract
>The legs collapse against the body
>The cannon withdraws partially
>Impregnable
>No...
>No wait
>You're Anon
>You can impregnate anything
>You close your eyes
>Focus yourself
>When they open
>They are pink pits
>A: "Let's be clear about something, Doc."
>You stalk around the machine
>Ignoring the sounds of the robots inside the city
>More people scream
>You don't care
>That's the symptom
>You have the disease right in front of you
>Trapped like a rat
>You shake the robot
>A: "I'M GETTING IN THERE, DOC! ONE WAY OR THE NEXT!"
>DW: "I just wanted my creation!"
>A: "Well I want cunts like you to learn some manners!"
>DW: "You're one to talk!"
>A: "Wh- OPEN THAT DOOR AND SAY THAT TO ME!"
>You mash your fist into the steel over
>and Over
>A: "COME ON YOU FUCKING COWARD LET'S SEE WHAT THOSE PORRIDGE ARMS CAN DO AGAINST A BEAR!"
>This is a ruse
>All of it
>You've started to figure something out
>Nobody resists what they want
>Everyone tries
>No matter how much it hurts others
>Your mom wanted your dad
>Even if it meant letting you get clobbered
>Your dad wanted total control
>Even if it meant turning his family's life into a nightmare
>Marco wanted a new friend
>So he forgot you
>The Universe Wanted Luna dead
>So it killed an entire reality
>Enough of that
>It's time for what YOU want
>So, while you mash down the things in your way
>You keep your mind open
>Pulling at every side of Wondervon's mind
>At his self
>You see things in his head
>Calculations
>Escape strategies
>He's regretting something

>DW: "If only I hadn't given up. I could of had the scissors. I could have been free. Olson, my boy you had better be ok. I need you. Someone has to benefit from my failures."

>You smack the robot body again
>Making it ring like a bell
>That shakes his thoughts up

>DW: "He can beat this armor all day. I have days of supplies. Are the failure points alright?"

>His mind gets quiet
>His thoughts get cloudy
>Guarded

Not this time, you vermin.
My darling...pry what you want from him.
Don't let him keep this from you.
Even if he is a sub-par minion.
No one is allowed to keep you away from what you want.


Roll WILL!
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>>1768780
Support
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>>1768852
>>1768766
i support saying this to him
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>>1768852
>>1768852

Will bear this in mind for the speech, friendos. Good work writing.

Just crack open this cold-mind.

For the bois.
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Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1768874
alright, here goes
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>>1768766
Changing this
>>1768828
to
>>1768852
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Rolled 8 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1768874
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1768874
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Rolled 13 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768874
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Rolled 4 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768874
Rolling.
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Rolled 10 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768874
ROLLAN
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Refusing to roll this time. Hope it's the number.
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Rolled 14 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768766
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Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

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Rolled 12 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768874
I believe
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Rolled 15 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768874
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>>1768879
>>1768852
Just take into consideration that I didn not write it as threathening towards him.

Sure, we're forcing his hand, and Anon really is 'one to talk', but I still would prefer to be on his good side, thought that might be impossible now.

Just trying to make the best of a horrible situation which we caused i the first place.
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Rolled 11 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768874
Rollan
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Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768874
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>>1768874
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Rolled 8 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1768874
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Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1768879

Never watch Star vs., read the previous shit. So now I roll for Anon
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Rolled 16 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1768874
i want to talk with him and give his son back
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>>1768852
support this
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1768874
Not sure if I rolled yet.
Not sure if im too late.
Who cares?
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>>1768887
>>1768887
WINNER!

>25 total

>>1768914
-2


>23

>You rip into his head
>Voraciously gnashing through every thought

>You see his escape plan
>He's re-arranging the cannon
>Into a jet engine
>Flight mode?
>What a fabulous machine
>What of his drones?
>Haha
>He thought you'd ignore him to save the citizens
>Wait-
>Why didn't you?
>Oh right
>You're fucking pissed and strung out

>A: "Know what the funniest part about this is, doc?"

>You walk around to the other side of the bot
>You roll it over
>To the one failure point you know he has
>CRREEAAACK!
>SNAP!
>The Fuel Tank
>For the jet
>Which has a pipes
>Leading every which way inside
>After it's free
>Doctor Wondervon's Cockpit is revealed
>He's inside with an ice-pack strapped to his head
>A fan pointed at him
>He's in a wife-beater shirt
>With his underwear on
>A glass of iced tea in a sealable thermos
>You kick the robot so the cockpit faces up
>You jump onto the entrance
>Roll your monster arm
>Then look down at him with your other-worldly gaze and grate

>A: "This ain't even my whole day."

https://youtu.be/zK4h9xR7Dec

>DW: "Come now! A-all I wanted was my passage free from this place. I just wanted to trade my skills to the Sultan b-but they denied me!"
>You jump down inside
>A: "So you insulted my mother."
>DW: "It wa- Was just crassness! Common street banter! You assaulted me!"
>You grab his flabby throat
>A: "I never even wanted your kid."
>He sputters
>A: "I still don't. He's just nice to -my- zombie."
>DW: "Y-yeck! You're a Necromancer!?"
>You grip tighter
>A: "I'm the heir to the throne."

cont
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>>1768852
Say this
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>>1768978

say this
>>1768852
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>>1768978
Also posted this on Discord. Three options he can choose from.

>We leave both Olson and Wondervan alone
>Theguards catch up to them . The doctor is executed and Babbu is sold to the Sultan as a prized piece for his collection, being a sapient robot without a magical core.

>We leave him, but take Olson with us.
>He's trialed and executed. Olson comes with us and we treat him as our own child, but he'll never see his father again.

>They both come with us.
>They get to escape from Purrkistan and the doctor works for us. We'll show him wonders he'd have enver iamgined possible. Technology of every dimenson (and reality) in existence.
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>>1768978
>>1768978

>DW: "I could h-Help you! I have skills. I can augment your creations! Make things! I could give you something for the trouble I've caused. Just give me my son. Please!"
>You narrow your eyes
>A: "Why should -you- get what you want? You're a dead man."
>Muscles would smile if he could
>His nails dig into the fat rolls
>Curling spikes grow from his joints
>DW: "I've only one life! If it isn't spent living for myself?"
>He smiles
>DW: "I may as well be a rat. Instead of a Mudman."
>A: "You'd try to make a deal? With me?"
>DW: "If it means my life, then yes."
>A: "I'm gonna talk. You're gonna listen. Got it?"
>He nods
>You slap out your home-door
>You snap your fingers
>It opens
>Slowly
>The carpet just inside is in shreds
>Suzan is panting
>Her one eye wild
>Z: "RRRRrrrrrr"
>She steps aside
>Revealing the gashes in whatever strange stone comprises the Housevator's foundation
>The Roboi
>Olson is inside
>Stacking Skulls
>DW: "My boy!"
>He looks up
>O: "PAPA!"
>Then starts to lumber ahead
>WHAM!
>You slam the door
>A gentle bonk emits from within
>O: "Ow~ "
>DW: "I thought we had a-"
>A: "Here's the deal."
>You glare
>A: "You get the boy. I get you outta here."
>DW: "E-...excellent."
>A: "You fuck off and never mess with people like you just did today got it?"
>DW: "Y-yes."
>A: "EVER!"
>DW: "YES, YES ANYTHING!"
>A: "You work for -me- now. You got that? You're a cunt...but you're kid loves you. For -some- reason."
>DW: "I'm all he knows. I understand him. He -needs- me. I just wanted to give him the chance to be near beings of power. He needs to learn."
>A: "So why did you try to SELL him to the Sultan!?"
>DW: "He's immortal! Near indestructible...and he learns! He'd be safe there until the walls of the Sultan's castle turned to dust! He'd be so much wiser! So much better than he was for living there!"
>A: "I think I know what I want from you..."

What do you demand of the Not-so-Good Doctor?

What are your terms in full?
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>>1768990
I want one. My own robot. A new one made specifically for me.
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>>1768990
>Undead Gundam
or really, just something to make Making The Undead Gundam easier
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>>1768990
>They both come with us.
>They get to escape from Purrkistan and the doctor works for us. We'll show him wonders he'd have never imagined possible. Technology of every dimension (and reality) in existence.
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>>Undead Gundam
130% this
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>>1768990
I want you to treat your son better, and I need you to help me kill a nightmare or anti-corn or whatever
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>>1768990
>Arms, and armors. Trinkets and tools. You're not the only one with precious people you want to see become more than they are. But I can't protect them all the time. So I need to supplement their lack of me-ness with some of that good stuff. Got it?
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>>1768990
You will get safety and shelter with me for both you and your son, BUT
1. You must never hurt someone without a good reason that i can see
2.you will help me with what ever i need from you.
You will get access to things beyond your wildest dreams AND be able to be with your Robo-son if you agree
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>>1768990
he will also be our teacher for all things science
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>>1768994
Forgot to properly reply. Supporting this.
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>>1768990
ask him to make our own gun mint for our gun. Arms and armor sounds good.
Ask him to help one of our friends learn a little more, if Fonzo'll be willing.
He needs to give us a way to remain in contact with him and know where he is most times.
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>>1768996
As long as he doesn't lay a hand on his son again in evil. And gun
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>>1769009
gun mint?
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>>1768990
>Treat your kid right.
>If he's really sapient he's not some property to be sold to some fucking cat with a crown on it's head.

>You'll be entirely loyal to me and only me.
>You work for me and follow my orders to the letter.

>You are a wise man in matters of science. If I want to learn something you'll help me understand it and practice my skills and knowledge.
>Don't worry, I'll know if you try to decieve me.

>Whatever I want you to build you do so.
>Within acceptable deadlines and work schedules.

In exchange.
>You'll get your kid back. Protect him as if he was your own spawn.
>We'll provide you with a place to work with and the materials.
>We'll show you technology from all realities you never thought possible.
>And maybe a acceptable and proper salary once we get our own money going.
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>>1769020
supporting this
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>>1769009
>>1769011
Guys. Our wand can shapeshift into a gun. We don't need to worry about gun shit.
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>>1769020
>>1768990
i'll support
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>>1769013
bullet mint, my bad

I'm no expert, but I think that's what they're called
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>>1768990
>>1769020
support perfect exactly what i wanted
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>>1769025
we have a gun right now and it's gonna be a while until we can get our wand

besides, gun is great
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>>1768990
>>1768994
I'll only support >>1769020 if we throw in Undead Gundam somewhere.
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>>1769020
support
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>>1769035
>Whatever I want you to build you do so.
>Within acceptable deadlines and work schedules.

It's included, don't worry.
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>>1769035
we don't really need an undead gundam. Where the fuck would we keep it?
Sure, it's cool, but it's massively impractical and will almost certainly see next to no use.
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>>1768990
I'll change from this
>>1769009
to this
>>1769020
if we can get him to understand GUN
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>>1768990
I just want one thing
ROBOT
GIRL
ARMY
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>>1769020
Sure why not.
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>>1769045
i think he knows what a gun is
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>>1768990
Okay, here's some actual plausible shot we can ask for
>general upgrades to our spare armor to up its AC without sacrificing it's enchantment
>improved control on the Manta Cloak and if possible maybe a propulsion system
>lead shot for our Massacre Wave that we can fire to increase its damage output
>drake enclosure that can actually hold it
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>>1769078
nice i like those ideas but those are things we can ask of him later when we "hire" him
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>>1769020
fucking this
supporting!
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>>1769020
I like this

If we're questioned by purrs, we jailed him ourself. As he committed a crime in our world.
Or something. Bounty hunter stuff.
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>>1768990
>>1769020
sounds pretty fair for a guy who was soundly defeated and is basically at deaths door. Supporting.
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>>1769097
support and i really want to kill the king that tortures anything weaker then him in this stupid place
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The votes

>I want one
1 vote

>Undead Gundaroo
3 votes

>Go home
>Be a family man
1 vote

>Supplies
2 votes

>Robo Grills
1 vote

>Make the offer he can't refuse
12 votes

>The path is decided

https://youtu.be/rm5yKO8VDwQ?list=PLMTCIgZ9bzxRy_o2KkfZU3OHf-SICGUx2


>A: "You work for me."
>DW: "What job?"
>You slam his head
.A: "ANY JOB!"
>He struggles
>Your eyes sputter between pink and gold
>A: "You're going to be a damn good father. The Robot goes with you. Both of you come with me."
>DW: "Wh-where will we go?"
>A: "I have several bases. My home. My portable home."
>You withdraw your scissors
.A: "I have these."
>Wondervon's bulbous eyes somehow swell even more upon the sight of your scissors
>DW: "Zeh blades...of the Firey Planeswalker."
>A: "You've got goals? Good. I want them in lien with mine."
>You begin to rip the air open
>A: "You will build what I say. When I say it."
>DW: "I'll need time!"
>A: "Where we're going you'll get it."
>DW: "Do you have money? Materials?"
>A: "I've got ways. You can earn a salary. If you can be trusted with it."
>The portal you opened wasn't just anywhere
>It was to Mewni
>In the abandoned swamp base
>That hidden spot where you took shelter from the Swamp Drakes and monsters
>A: "Congratulations, Doc."
>You toss him through
>A: "You're hired."
>You open the housevator
>Then let Olson out
>DW: "What's the stop me from just leaving this place?"
>A: "The Monsters."
>Doctor Wondervon looks into the dingey hole you've left him
>You toss him your lighter
>Then his robot's remains
>A: "If I come here and you're not already working to get stable. I'll find you."
>You tap your head
>A: "I never forget a mind once I've sunk my teeth into it."
>DW: "Who...ARE you?"
>You smirk
>A: "I'm Anonymous."
>Then point to yourself
>With both eyes gleaming gold
>A: "I'm gonna rule the Universe."
>You set the portal to close
>A: "After I kick it's fucking ass."

SESSION END!

https://youtu.be/5ccFFjUysbQ

>Who are you becoming
>Where will this adventure lead?


>NEW ALLY ACQUIRED
>DR. WONDERVON BLUNDERHEIM!
>ROBO-CENTRIC MUD-MAN FROM MEWNI!

NEW BASE ESTABLISHED!

FROGMONSTER SWAMP!

>WILL IS NOW +15

cont
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>>1769120
>>1769120

>QUEST LOG UPDATED


>Hunt for the Horned Shadow

>Deals with the Devils

>Puttin' it in politics


NEXT SESSION TOMORROW! SUNDAY! AT 8PM US CENTRAL TIME!

>You re-open the portal
>Pop your head in
>The Doctor was already trying to sneak off
>A: "Oh yeah!"
>DW: "YIPE!"
>He dives for the hole you assigned him
>DW: "Y-yes sir?"
>A: "Do my math homework."
>You rip open a portal back to school
>A: "Or y'know just-"
>Grab the homework Skullnik left you
>A: "ALL my homework."
>You close it back up
>Just before spitting out
>A: "Nerd."

>SSRRIIp!


bless
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>>1769123
>+15 Will

Oh sweet! Does this mean we can now res large creatures effortlessly? And that our other minions now cost basically nothing?
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>>1769123
As Mom once said

> Slave aquired.
> Excellent work, dear.


Bless
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>>1769123
Damn, just caught the tail end of the session.
Bretty gud

Bless
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thanks for running it was fantastic
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>>1769123
Thanks for the session Quest. Bless.
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>>1769123
how well can we animate dead without using will?
because i want to give him minions that can help with our projects and follow his and our commands
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>>1769123
First thing's first:

We need a way to keep in contact, get him a phone or something.
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>>1769123
>>1769123


Our twitter. For memes and session times.

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

Our Discord.
For worse memes, meta discussion and possible Lore nuggets.

https://discord.gg/x25nASh

>The Pastebin
>For stories, extra nuggets and that sweet sweet metagame sauce

https://pastebin.com/u/STARvsQUEST

Be well, my friends.
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>>1769123
Anon, you gotta raise your int at some point, and your personal strength while your at it. Which we can do both at the same time while exercising our magic. By having Jackie and Janna in cheerleader outfits, waving those sweet asses in your face, and getting fit in both brain and brawn.....plus magic up a super dick with the stamina to abuse it properly....and them....you get the idea.
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Hey kids do you like fanfiction?
What about fanfiction based on fanfiction?
Well look no further senpai.
A collection of the greatest fanfiception to grace /qst/ is now here for your consumption, courtesy of the Discord.
https://pastebin.com/as4yy5Tn
Enjoy, and join the discord for more fan content, and HIGH IMPACT AUTISM.
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Are we going to date with pony head yet?
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>>1769668
Fuck that, lets take her Horn
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>>1769848
That's a great idea.

On the one hand we could fight some dark unicorn with Star to get some shitty replacement that might have unintended consequences.

Or

We could kill some bratty thot and take her horn. Roofie her at some party and take her home to take her horn.
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>>1769848
give Pony Head magically enhanced ketamine as a prank, chop off the horn, then blame her missing horn on Ludo.
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>>1770065
perfect
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>>1769531
So, I read that Sabrina short. Brings up some plans for this>>1769256
We taking them all, and holding them in the fuckhouse(Pocket Housevator). And we aren't leaving until we raise our Con and Strength scores. I bet if we did it Hekapoos dimension we could keep the bonuses because we are outside her timeline in a pocket universe. We can power fuck the girls and workout at the same time. And if we do it for a few months it will only be a few minuets back home. Its genius.
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>>1770306
>I bet if we did it Hekapoos dimension we could keep the bonuses because we are outside her timeline in a pocket universe

I dont think that's how it works. Pocket Dimensiones exist within other dimensions, not paralel to them, do they?
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>>1770558
I think its on its own time, but is considered in the place it was opened last? If we can bullshit it enough we can have our own sexy hyperbolic time chamber. I think it works by having its own time space, that nullifies the outside time to an extent, which means that if we train in there instead of outside in Hekapoo's backyard, then we could theoretically keep our training montage stuff we get, at the cost of time for ourselves. Which doesn't matter as we are going to become the equivalent of gods anyways. We just need to care about time in 1 place being affected. And that's home. If we do it where time moves faster than home, I.E. Hekasister's place, but use the pocket dimension, we can train there to get buff, while also keeping our time at home the same as when we left. Only issue is food for the inside, and using Heka's place as a stopgap before we return so we don't accidentally kill ourselves.
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SESSION START!


>You are Anonymous
>This is your life
>There are literally none other like it
>Because all the yous in all the other possible timelines dead
>Literally
>Rest in Ripe Bananas
>You're one of a kind
>The kid at war with the Universe
>Which has really begun to piss you off
>Even after all your victories
>Over death
>Over your destitution
>You still feel at odds with things
>Yesterday you got a little out of hand
>Parading around naked
>Beating people up for being rude to you
>Then
>You bullied that same person into working for you
>Why?
>Not a question in your head anymore
>That's not a question the powerful ask themselves
>The only thing you seem to wonder is...
>A: "Why not?"
>Which is what you mutter to yourself
>As you stomp through the crunchy cat-litter desert
>Back towards the city you came to for some advice

>You need to make a wand
>Not just for yourself
>So that you can be stronger
>You want it so you can control your destiny
>So that you can protect those around you

>You have a list of enemies
>A little Bird-Monster King named "Ludo" who first killed your mentor
>Luna
>She got better
>Thanks to you


>A shady government organization
>Who tried to murder your ass
>At your own home!
>They're the main reason you need this wand
>If trying to control you is too dangerous
>They'll fuck off
>Or even better
>Be forced to deal with you on -your- terms

>You had some homework to do
>You pawned it off on a brilliant super-scientist who now works for you and your cause

>Dr. Wondervon Blunderheim

>It's unlike you
>Letting anyone in
>Normally you'd never try to "make use" of someone
>You've only ever wanted friends in your life
>Not slaves
>Or subjects
>Still
>You've struggled with how to use this power since you got
>The magic
>The dominance
>The flesh constructs
>It's so intoxicating
>So hard not to just crush people under your heel

>L: "What you do with your destiny is up to you. I know you'll make me proud. As long you're true to yourself."

>The world is shit
>Because people with power are cruel to those who don't deserve it
>The people who've shown you kindness or friendship...you won't let anything happen to them
>The ones who cross you?
>They had better get ready to get spaghettied
>Or like Wondervon
>Put in their place


>You cross into the city borders
>People are picking up the city as best as they can
>The Cats with Human faces are mainly watching
>As the humanoids and Mewmans struggle with the wreckage
>Some of them are looking at you
>Some whisper that you're a monster
>From another world
>Others seem to wonder if you saved them
>Or are here to liberate them


>What do, Anonymous?
>You've dealt with fear
>Hate
>How do you deal with the concept of admiration?
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>>1770819
Demand a unicorn horn. Failing that, stalk Star's social media for any clues where to buy/steal/take one from.
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>>1770819
Lets go back to Purrkistan.

Seeif theres anyone we can help, or a reward for defeating this Steampunk anti-Villain.
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>>1770819
Pick up Jackie and Janna and take them to Quest buy to get them equipped
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>>1770819
Just leave it. We got other things to do.
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>>1770819
>>1770830 seems ok I guess.
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>>1770819
Well,we had our fun now is time to work. Form a party and go hunt some edgy horses.
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>>1770819
>Does anyone know where I can get me a unicorn or nightmare horn, or a demon heart!?
>A man has NEEDS!
>Now point to a direction, or I'll pick one myself!
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>>1770819
You know what we deserve? Some chill time. Let's go chill with our girlfriend. Get some lunch, err, dinner I guess.
>>
Purrkistan, my friendos.

Lets not pass on the chance to earn fame and glory.

And maybe dome hard cash.

Voot
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>>1770853
>>1770829
We spent a fucking session planning how to get those.
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>>1770869
And we have a shit plan to get a substitute. Getting Pony head's horn is easier and a much purer source.
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>>1770819
Do what we naturally do, ignore it for the most part until someone shoves it in our face. We've got Nightmare Horns to shave.

Or if we have time to spare, we can go visit Sabrina and Jackie and Janna and just chill for a bit. Chill is cool right?
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>>1770819
Ignore them.

Get ready for Nightmare hunt by improving spells.

Massacre Wave with a shortened charge time, or a healing spell.
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>>1770876
We are not gonna do that.
We had enough of your meme bullshit yesterday.
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>>1770819
Scavenge some broken robots for the doctor then dip on outta there.
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>>1770876
>Taking Pony Head's horn
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>>1770888
I don't even think I posted yesterday friendo.
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>>1770876
Voting for not this.
>>1770830
Lets try this.
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>>1770876
>>1770854

supporting these
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>>1770876
thot patrol support!
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>>1770877
>>1770819
Let's do this
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>>1770876
Voting against this
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>>1770864
>>1770830
>>1770876
support
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>>1770876
Fucking no
We're walking a very thin line already, if we start hurting people just because they annoy us we're gonna be tipped over the edge with no way back
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>>1770876
this is stupid and I'm definitely supporting it
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>>1770854
>>1770876
You know what? Changing support. Let's do this.
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>going after Ponyhead's horn when we've already establish a plan of action with Star and Alabaster
>going after Ponyhead's horn when we've been told that harvesting a Unicorn's horn is an inherently evil act since it kills the Unicorn
>actually wanting to use Ponyhead's horn as the basis for our wand

What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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>>1770819
>>1770830
Sure, let's do this. Maybe we can also find out who that one sniper was.
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>>1770819
Supporting...
>>1770830
At the very least, maybe we can at least get a proper visa so we don't have to tip toe around and shit when we come back to have Fif create the wand.

Did star provide details as to when she wanted to do this Celestial Hunt? Hopefully soon, cuz we gotta work with that in order to get the info we need from Tom. Or perhaps we can try to manuever a two-in-one kind of thing by having him join us on the hunt in exchange for the info?
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>>1770830
Voting against>>1770876 as well
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>>1770854
>>1770877
These. Also, how do we drop the bombshell that we are going to be a god, and we have no idea what to do with people that will "inevitably" look up too us? Actually. Bringing Sabrina in on this shitshow we call Anon's life might be a good testing grounds as to whether or not we are doing the right thing. Luna said it herself, she can be molded really fucking easily, so why not make her our stop sign for when we go too far? We need to Row Row Fight Da Powa, not become the Anti Spiral like Mom did. We now have the leisure to make that choice and the power to back it up.
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>>1770851
>>1770830
Changing to support this just to make sure the dumb shit doesn't win.
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>>1770876
>>1770965
We're bold
supporting horn aquisition
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>>1770884

You know what, I'll change my vote to support : >>1770830

as well

Fucking edgefags.
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>>1770965
Besides, isn't she getting skullfucked in that reformation school?
>>1770876
No, that's a fucking stupid idea and a waste of our time.
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>>1770819
voting against >>1770876
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>>1770876
Vote against this. Voting for looking for if there is a reward.
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>>1770819
>>1770975

Also... NOT supporting
>>1770876
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>>1770876
supporting this so long as we don't kill pony head
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The votes

>Ask about a reward
3 votes

>Fuck off to see your best gals
3 votes

>Just leave
2 votes

>Prepare for the hunt
1 vote

>Train spells
1 vote

>Snatch Robo parts


>You look at the hollow faces
>Stained in dirt
>Grime
>You've seen poor people
>Hell, you're an American
>Who's not rich
>You -are- the poor people
>They might never have seen anything or anyone stand up for this since they've been here
>In this litter-desert
>You hear a clanking
>WenkWanKWENK!
>Here comes one of the sword bots from earlier
>It raises it's Scissor-Scimitar hands at you
>BRACK!
>Just before a hole explodes out of it's chest
>It drops dead at your feet
>Silent
>...Peep!
>A bird flutters out of the exploded chest cavity
>Then flies off into the air
>Before swooping toward the stained glass tower next to the castle
>A: "Huh..."
>You look back to the people
>Then
>Feeling uncomfortable with their gaze
>A: "W-...What!?"
>You throw out your arms
>Snarl
>A: "You want something?"
>A peasant girl speaks up
>PG: "Are you one of the Sultan's pets?"
>A: "No. I'm not into that fetish yet."
>PG: "So...so why did you save us?"
>You squirm under the grilling
>Chew your lip
>A: "Uh...well, that uh. That guy was a dick."
>PG: "Many men in our land are dicks. Such is the way of the desert."
>A: "Huh. Sounds familiar."
>L: "Quite."
>PG: "Get ye gone, strange two walker. Lest the Sultan see your bravery as an act worthy of...preservation."
>You scoff
>Bury how the huge eyes on this dirty little girl makes you tear up a little
>A: "I was j-...just lookin' for a good fight!"
>Bakas
>She grabs Muscles' finger
>In her tiny palm
>PG: "Thank you."
>You don't look down at her
>Choosing instead whip out your phone

>To get the hell out

cont
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>>1771014
>>1771014

>MESSAGE WITH JACKIE LYNN THOMAS<
https://youtu.be/Z2LC1xrdOaM?list=PLSoEj5U1fKolreIHUOzrbEEPJO6pnwML2

>A: "Hey."
>J: "...hey"
>A: "That's not a chill pic and a cute joke. What's wrong?"
>J: "Janna's here."
>PIC RECIEVED
>It's of Janna
>You can tell
>Because she's wearing her only hat
>Playing Jackie's Nintendo Switch
>Breath of the Wild is up on the screen
>A: "Oh, awesome I was hoping we could chill."
>J: "Nah."
>A: "Nah? What the fuck?"
>J: "She's pretty mad at you, Anon."
>A: "Well can I come over and apologize? Something?"
>J: "I'll see."

>You awkwardly glance around
>People are picking through the Robot parts
>Some exclaiming with joy at their quality
>You raise a brow
>Then reach down for one
>Plucking it's eye lens
>It's bright red
>L: "Sand ruby. How nice."
>A: "A wh-"
>Your phone goes back off
>J: "She says it's cool."
>A: "Why did I need to ask Janna if I could see you?"
>J: "Because I care about my friends' feelings, Anon."
>A: "They're what?"
>J: "You'd better know what to say to her, dude."

>SHRRRRRIIIIIIIIP!
>You hop through the portal you've made
>Straight into your girlfriend's room
>You're surrounded by surfer swag, cannibalized skateboard wall-art and vidya swag
>Janna's on the floor
>Not even looking at you
>Jackie glances between you and her
>Clearly expecting you to say...-something-

>What say?
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>>1771019
>Lo siento
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>>1771019
So....I get the feeling you're super pissed at me, which is understandable, but I also really don't want you to die and me to go on a rage to try and fix that and you not be you because you'd be dead you, which while cool, wouldn't be the living you and then there's the whole bit about burning realities so the people I l- care for aren't dead you know?"

Continue to Autism for being an ass before offering Sand Ruby. "Also I beat a robot up and found this in it's skull please forgive?"
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>>1771019
I just dont want you to come because i dont wanna see you hurt, b-baka.

We can do something about that tho. Questbuy. All three.
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>>1771019
I'm sorry for having upset you but also not sorry for keeping you safe
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>>1771019
>"So, I could have handled that better. Like, any way other than acting like a fucking jackass."
>"I'm sorry. I mean it. I just... the thought of any of my friends getting hurt, doing half the shit that I do... every part of my brain starts screaming at the thought."
>Squat beside her, as close as she'll let you get.
>"I'm sorry. But I'm making progress. Got a guy who might be able to make stuff for you two. To help you be safe. Help you be strong."
>"I just want to keep my friends safe. And I'm sorry that the only way I thought I could do that was by being a huge asshole to you."
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>>1771019
WHAT'S GOOOOOD, NYIGUH
>it's been a long time coming but it finally came
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>>1771019
>".... You know what, Janna? You wanna come with me on an adventure? Let's go kill a monster, right now. You and me. You're so eager, let's do it."
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>>1771019
>"Didn't want you to get hurt, sorry for being an asshole about it. It's... pretty much the default way I do things.
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>>1771047
This
It's the only way she'll learn
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>>1771019
>Listen, I know you're tired of hearing it, but what I do is just really, really dangerous and I care about you two too much to just throw you in the deep end and *hope* you don't die.
>So, I thought you guys could come along on a hunting trip to kill an evil space horse. I've already convinced Star and Marco to come along so we've already got an ass-load of firepower on this trip.
>Still though, you girls need to get prepared so I was hoping on taking you shopping at an interdimensional department store that sells anything an adventurer would need.
>So what do you girls say?
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>>1771047
support
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>>1771019
>Is not you is me.
>I trust you Janna,I really do. The thing is,I'm not infallible. I've made mistakes and people have payed for those.
>How about this? Come with me to kill some edgy horse. Star and Alabaster will there so it will be less likely we mess up.
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>>1771019
... Do we try inviting the girls for the demon hunt portion? She seemed pretty pissed because we dismissed her efforts to try and help us with stuff. Assuming we're going for the nightmare, that one seems kind of unprecedented from the sounds of it and we've already got help coming, but the Demon Heart sounds like its slightly less crazy commodity to obtain, relatively speaking. And it's occultish, which is up Janna's alley.
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>>1771019
Changing this
>>1771049
to support this.
>>1771059
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>>1771019
"I was a dick, a bigger one than normal, and I'm sorry. I want you to know that it is not because I don't trust you to handle yourself. With the right tools and training you can do anything, I believe that 100%. But this world is much bigger than you think, and far more dangerous than you can imagine. When the time comes for us to take it on together, I wanna make sure that you are ready, and that I'm ready too. Now let's go do something fun."
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>>1771031
ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS >>1771047
Lets go to the swamp and kill one of them crocs.

We can check on wondervon and get stuff for a new Susan body.
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>>1771047
I'll support this
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>>1771047
>Hey lets stop being an asshole to our friend
>By being an asshole to our friend
Are you dumb?
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>>1771079
How am I being an asshole? I'm giving her what she wants. She wants adventure, let's give her adventure.
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>>1771019
For the love of God, please try to rein in the jackassery. I would rather like not pissing off Janna and Jackie more than we already have.
Now, we need to apologize, and do something to make it up to her. We could go to Questbuy, but we should not take them hunting the Nightmare. It's a rash decision to bring them along without any equipment, and we still don't have any experience fighting with them. For God's sake, we don't even have armor for the both of them.
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>>1771019
>>1771027
You know what? On second thought, I change my support to >>1771047
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>>1771085
It's not what she fucking needs to hear right now
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>>1771115
Hey man, we all know how Lazer can be, but keep discord shit in the discord
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>>1771065
Apologize for being a dick tho.

Thats the main thing
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>>1771077
On the second though, I think I'll just switch to:

>apologize
>admit to being overly harsh in wanting to protect her
>offer to make up for it
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Do... do people hate Janna or something?
What is this assholery to our friends?
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>doubling down on being a dick
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>>1771118
>>1771115
Laser? On my Chinese basket weaving board?
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>>1771125
>>1771065
Changing to>>1771128

Fuck. I just want to make up.
I only didnt want to take her because I dont want them getting hurt
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>>1771129
>Do... do people hate Janna or something?
>What is this assholery to our friends?

something about deciding that Anon has interpersonal issues a few threads back and now Anon is a walking contradiction of only caring about friends and not being able to care about them.
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>>1771028
This but also add we kidnapped a rampaging sand terrorist with mecha's and a explosives expertise degree, along with a possible super wizard to get her cool shit to go fight shit with us. Ask about possible robot armor ideas.
>>1771031
And this>>1771039
>>1771047
And finally this, we need to go on a hunting trip to get Susan fixed up, lets go get wild like the man down under himself...bad choice of words but you get it
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>>1771154
So people are being retarded and making up excuses to be terrible people, got it.
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>>1771164
To be fair, Janna was being completely unreasonable in wanting to jump into combat with nothing but a knife. Not even a magical one either.

Considering the enemies were up against, she'd literally be bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Now, we have to apologize for not bringing her into a situation where she'd almost certainly be killed.

If anything, she should be apologizing to us for her unreasonable demands.
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>>1771191
Nigga, she was showing off her actually pretty good dex.
Then the dice decided to be fair and make her fuck it up.
And the plan has always been to get them gear before getting into fights.
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>>1771191
That's not how shit works and you know it.
We've basically not interacted with her at all besides telling her she's too weak to do anything, while simultaneously not doing anything to make her stronger.

Read that last interaction between her an Anon. He is a /huge/ cunt to her.
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>>1771047
Support
Lets show her a whole new world.
One of unlimited death, infinite lootable corpses
With casting, stabbing and cursing without reason
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>>1771019
>>1771031
This.

Apologize. We don't want her coming because we can't deal with our friends getting hurt.

Maybe we can try and make up to her for us being a dick?
We could go Questbuy OR Hunting whatever she wants.
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>>1771047
This hunting shit is coming off as us trying to just fucking please her so she'lls top thowing her hissy fit, which was not our intent.

Apologize and explain your reasons first. Then offer to make it up to her.
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>>1771047
Traduction
>Alright you fucking annoying bitch,lets go kill something so you stop bitching or in the better case you get hurt or killed so I dont get bothered by you ever again.
1000% Cunt
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The votes

>Explain yourself
6 votes

>I'm sorry
5 votes

>Call her ass out and Adventure
4 votes

>Tsun-dear
1 vote

>Swagger
1 vote

>A: "Look I-..."
>Ja: "You really wanna start this conversation talking about yourself?"
>Ouch
>Ok
>This is serious
>A: "..."
>You're quiet
>...and suddenly feel quite ridiculous
>You're just a guy
>Who,less than a month ago didn't even think Girls talked to anybody but Chads and prettybois
>Now you're not just friends with some
>You're dating one
>Have a crush on this one
>On several creatures actually
>Your chest is pounding
>How?
>How can you be afraid?
>You're never afraid.

Still human where it counts. If I may make a suggestion...

>Luna whispers into your mind's ear

Embrace it. Ascension doesn't mean you petrify your spirit. Or that those around you matter less. If you really care about them. Give them what they need the most.
They need a leader...and a friend.
What they need the most is you.


>Luna vanishes off your shoulder after that
>Back into your gem
>You look down at your hands
>Lip trembling while you try to summon the gumption it takes to do this
>To be vulnerable
>Fallible
>To be...mortal
>Where it counts

>You swallow
>Then stand up
>You're going to make a point
>She can't do what you do
>Handle what you can handle
>You have to make her see
>You march up to Janna
>A: "I want you to hit me. As hard as you can."
>Ja: "With anything."
>A: "Anything."
>Jackie starts up
>J: "What!?"
>A: "Look, I-"

16+6=22

>SHUNK!
>A: "AAAAAHHH!"
>She did it
>She really did it
>A: "WHOAH! AAAH! WHOH FUCK!"
>She fucking stabbed you

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>>1771253
>>1771253

>You fall over
>Your stomach muscles are cramping
>A: "FUCK!"
>J: "JANNA!? WHAT THE HELL!?"
>Janna shrugs
>Ja: "I needed that anyways."
>Muscles slaps against the carpet like a spined eel
>Then reaches for Janna
>You pull him down
>Then the knife out
>Then yourself
>Up
>Janna eyes the knife
>You are about to rip her head clean off

>SHIK!
>...she cuts herself
>J: "I can dish it out... -and- I can take it."
>She offers her hand to you
>J: "I don't need your permission to do -anything- got it?"
>A: "I won't let you get hurt, damnit."
>J: "You can't even keep YOURSELF from getting hurt. You wouldn't let me talk before...and I know your freaky magic let's you take hits for days but...I'm not gonna let you decide what to do with my safety. I want to help you. I wanna help keep -you- safe and if that means having to stick you in order to get through your head so be it."
>You look at her bleeding palm
>That stab did 9 damage to you
>Not bad...
>Slap!
>You take her hand

>ANONYMOUS HAS RECEIVED 9 HP<

>A: "...This ain't cool you know."
>Ja: "Neither is your web history."
>She looks over at the bed
>Your laptop is on it
>A: "Sonnova!"
>Jackie is glaring at Janna
>Her knuckles are white
>J: "Janna."
>Ja: "Hm?"
>J: "I think you need to, like...leave."
>Ja: "Oh? I'm sorry."
>Janna gets up
>Looks between you and Jackie
>The guy in the frightening armor
>The girl with the soft teal eyes and bright white booty shorts
>Ja: "I thought we were done playing like we were still normal?"
>J: "Even if that's true we don't -do- this kind of stuff!"
>Ja: "Why not?"
>That...sounded familiar

>Things are getting heavy
>Things aren't entirely in your control
>Which is never something you enjoy

What do?
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>>1771259
I mean, we did ask her to do it. Though how a normal knife got through our fucking Drake armor I don't even know
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>>1771259
>"Something wrong, Tomas?"
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>>1771259
Janna was in the right
We told her to hit us and we did
Now take them on an adventure or someshit
They need to work out their aggression with teamwork and violence.
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>>1771259
Damn she has guts! She is made for this.
Can we say sorry already? We dont have any right to decide for them.
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>>1771259
stabbing us eh? she's definitely going on the safari now
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>>1771259
>Embrace it. Ascension doesn't mean you petrify your spirit. Or that those around you matter less. If you really care about them. Give them what they need the most.
They need a leader...and a friend.



>I don't want to lose someone like that.
>Not again.

>You three mean to much to me right now.

>I'm done losing shit to the world. So if you let me, we can make things better.
>And I won't let the world take anything from us anymore.

>Just. Please.
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>>1771259
Guys, this is going to sound crazy, BUT
let's stab her back with the knife. Show her the kind of pain we're trying to keep away from her. It's one thing to B4B some of your life, but it's another to take a knife in the gut.
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>>1771292
That's just silly, and it's not gonna prove anything.
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>>1771259
>Jackie, it's... fine. I deserved that.
>Had worse, anyways.
>I just... don't want to lose either of you. But now I've got a guy. A guy who can make stuff.
>But before I tell him what to make, I need to see what you want.
>Open a portal to QuestBuy.
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>>1771259
stab janna in the exact way she stabbed us, because a cut palm is not the same at all
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>>1771259
Fuck. I want to be angry at her, but we did ask for it. Anyway, she'll have to do a lot better than that if she wants to join our league. Let's schedule a trip to Questbuy, and an outing for Mewni. We can equip them, train them a bit there, and get an idea of their fighting styles.
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>>1771259
>What do?

>...she cuts herself
>J: "I can dish it out... -and- I can take it."

Nah Mewgga, fuck that baby shit
Stab her.
Out in the field she won't just get a little cut in a place she choose, things go for the kill
Stab her and see how she handles it, she fucking did it to us without a word like some crazy bitch.
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>>1771302
>>1771292
>>1771270
Changing support to stab her back, but not out of anger or fear or even love. But out of the will to teach with experience.
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>>1771292
That is completely out of character,and fucking horrible.
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>>1771259
>>1771292
>>1771302
support
>>1771297
it'll prove she's not really able to take it
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>>1771259
>I am at fault, its fine Jackie. Besides....its only a matter of time before I do something so irredeemably stupid that I will need you two to save me.
>I am acting like a desperate spoiled brat because you two are the first to ever even acknowledge my existence after Luna was killed.(Point to her or the gem if she isn't out for this part)
>But I found something when I brought her back....something....different.
>I want to show you what it truly means to come with me.
>I want you too see the limit of what someone like me will do to protect the ones they love, to fight against reality.
>I want you to see what gave me the power I have now, and why I am such a dick about protecting you two and everyone I love.
>Will you do this for me, before anything else. I will gladly be a bastard right now if it means your safe in the grand scheme of things. Even if it makes me a hypocrite I want you to actually get an idea for why I am not one.
>If you want to stay with me...then fine. I wont stop you, no matter what. Even if it means going to hell itself I will bring you back home. But first.
>We are going to shop till we drop on equipment, even when I started being as insanely awesome as I am now, I still had more than a good knife and friends.
>So I want you to have that chance too. Plus I am running low on healing snacks, so we got to pick some up on the way out.
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>>1771292
We have to ask her if she can take a knife in the gut.

We can heal her with our BfB afterwards, but she has to show her willpower.

She's not entirely wrong though. That stab showed she understood the scale of what's going on. But she needs to prove her willpower as well.


Also not in jackies house. Probably blood on the floor.
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>>1771318
>>1771314
>>1771302
>>1771292
And by the way, if you crit she dies you dumbasses
>>
Can you please read the mood?
Jackie is not going to forgive us just stabbing her.
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>>1771259
Voting for NOT stabbing her.

The whole point of this argument stems from Anon not wanting to see his friends get hurt. Now people want him to stab his friends?
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>>1771259
> "Aight, real talk. Three of us. We're going to sit down and were going to talk this out like adults. No more drama, no more stabbing, no jokes, just real talk. Im going to tell you about how I got here, what I have been through and why I am doing this. Then after that we can talk about what we are going to do going forward. No bullshit, no egos because this isn't working.

<recount the quest, full disclosure even luna, introduce them. We can mind wipe later if it goes south.>

Now that you know every detail, every stab and burn and attack you need to decide if you want in, or out. If you are in, then we can figure out how to keep you from being a victim and a casualty.. If you are out then we talk about how this goes away. You deserve that and you are owed a choice."
>>
DO NOT STAB OUR FRIEND WHO HAS A CRUSH ON US
>>
WHY IS NO ONE LISTENING TO LUNA
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>>1771259
Ok, fine we'll all go on a mother fucking adventure, we'll see if you girls can handle it and rock it.

Riiiight after we visit Quest buy, for real that shit is dope.
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>>1771259
>>1771310
supporting
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>>1771259
teach janna the true meaning of stab
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>>1771292
This only after asking. and then I want to combine it with these
>>1771300
>>1771321
Oh, and do this shit outside.
>>1771327
She is literally asking for it.
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>>1771292
>>1771259
"You say you can take it, but what if you can't? What if there is someone or something beyond what you know attacking you and your friends mercilessly, and you are laying on the ground in a pool of your own blood as you hear the deaths of those you care and love around you. What then? You may like occult shit, hell I AM occult shit, but that same stuff will just as quickly chew you to bits and throw the corpse away then listen to you. The universe is a cruel, hateful, spite filled place, and taking a cut to the hand is NOTHING compared to the suffering it can put you through!"
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>>1771328
Oh yeah, that too. We haven't lied to them once, lets not do it by accident. Bring the whole picture we are playing with to the table.
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>>1771259
remind janna that cutting herself isn't the same as being fucking stabbed
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>>1771259
Supporting for this... >>1771273
I really want to try and get our wand prior to the Alabaster meet up... and it'd be great if these 2 could help us in that task.
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>>1771259

Supporting this. >>1771273

You bunch of autists.
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>>1771273
I'll support this as well.
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>>1771273
Alright,supporting...
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>>1771259
>>1771273
Quest buy would be better, but fuck.
No. Stabs.
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>>1771273
I agree somewhat
But the rift with Jana and Jackie needs to be handled first
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>>1771259
Anyone think about just projecting all the shit we went through into her head, show her EVERYTHING that could go wrong and ALL the pain we went through?

>>1771344
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>>1771259
Bring janna along, but not before stabbing her
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>>1771370
if I didn't already vote, I support this or physical pain
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>>1771368
That's a support btw.
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>>1771318
>>1771347
>>1771344
>>1771339
Don't stab her you shitheads.

This is not the issue right now, you're doing the same fucking mistake that we did before. The same fucking reason that she's angry at us.

She needs to see us like Luna says.

WE need to be vulnerable right now.

NOT HER.

DO>>1771284
JUST


FUCK
BE REASONABLE
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>>1771259
>>1771385
fuck you nigga, we /stab/ now
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>>1771394
Fuck you, we're not stabbing one of our few friends, why the fuck we do that?
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>>1771385
Fine, I retract my vote to stab her. But I do want them to see the inside of the rock we are carrying.
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>>1771292
DON'T FUCKING STAB HER. BE REASONABLE. APOLOGIZE. DO FUCKING ANYTHING BUT STAB HER.
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>>1771259
For fuck's sake, this.
>>1771273
What is wrong with you guys?
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>>1771404
No, Anon, she must learn of the pain we don't want her to feel.
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>>1771273
support
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>>1771259
I barely ever vote here, but this is biting a moving truck's wheels levels of retarded.
>>1771273
This, do this but step into Questbuy first.
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>>1771259
>>1771328
Agreed.
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>>1771259
>>1771273
supporting this, but only if we mindmeld and show her all we've suffered through
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>>1771410
Precisely because we dont want her to feel pain we should't stab her.
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>>1771385
I'm with you man, but I just don't think words alone are gonna cut it for Janna. Jackie, yeah probably. But not Janna. But I don't think stabbing her is the solution either... ergo >>1771273
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>>1771428
No. Words are exactly what we need right now.

>>J: "You can't even keep YOURSELF from getting hurt. You wouldn't let me talk before...and I know your freaky magic let's you take hits for days but...I'm not gonna let you decide what to do with my safety. I want to help you. I wanna help keep -you- safe and if that means having to stick you in order to get through your head so be it."
We neet to APOLOGIZE for being so fucking selfish about our own feelings and shut the fuck up.

If they accept ur apology, THEN we offer to make it up to them.
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>>1771292
"no"
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>>1771424
No, look. She THINKS she's ready, but she doesn't know what it's like. She doesn't know the shit we go through. She doesn't know what it's like to have her guts spilling out before her eyes, or to get her arm reduced to pulp and ultimately ripped off. This is the only way she can learn without dieing, the only way for her to see how real this gets.
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>>1771468
You dont fucking know her, stop assuming shit. Luna knows better, she needs our support. If we want her to know how is it being us,then let her be.
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>>1771468
Hmmmm, you know what. Fuck it. I just got a great idea to tie this all together. Do what Luna did to us. Soul meld Janna and Jackie to us. Just enough to let them experience everything we are what has happened. Then. Take them into our Soul Gem. Hell, even have Luna come out and give the grand tour of her dead universe. Show them EXACTLLY what is waiting for us.
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>>1771468
You're doing the same fucking mistake of before by not listening to her.

She can learn that shit later and if she doesn't like it she can back off.

But right now it's a moment for Anon to learn to be a vulnerable piece of shit.
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>>1771480
Pain in the mind and pain in the body are very different things.
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>>1771321
supported,
>>1771292
voting agaisnt
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>>1771485
>I forgot the song we need to play when doing this.
Here it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPjeNtf_ZTs
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>>1771490
can't you just fuck off and ruin some other quest, you fucking faggot?
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>>1771490
And your point is... ?
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>>1771490
Fuck off.
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>>1771499
Well, we are planning to make these tow our wives, so soul merging for the marriage would happen anyways. Plus it gives us some sudo link to what they feel at any given time. Saves us a lot of trouble.
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>>1771259
Adjusting support to this
>>1771284
With the intention of going to
>>1771273
if all works out well. Was basically what I thought was going to happen anyways, but if it's gotta be explicit...
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it's times like this that waiting for the results to be posted is stressful
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>>1771511
oh yes, let's take advice from some fuck who can't spell two or pseudo, that sounds brilliant
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>>1771485
Holy fuck this is even more stupid...
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>>1771273
yeah, take em to quest buy for equipment.

And then as a trial to adventure, let janna mind meld all our pain. Ask her first obviously.
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>>1771519
So you think your right just because of a typo? Adorable.
>>1771528
Someone is going to bring the question of when we bring the power from up, probably that faggot Marco and Star, would you rather an enemy tell them or show them it ourselves. Actually reminds me, did we ever close up that hole in the bathroom?
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>>1771259
I show up late and half say we should
stab Janna. FFS.
Still, I don't want her to go with us, so if you've got a non violent solution have at it.
Otherwise this is a non-vote.
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>>1771485
>>1771548

nigga what the fuck
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>>1771485
Let me rephrase that, show them what happens if we fail. We are trying to prevent the end of everything.
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>>1771284
Supporting this. Please do not actually fucking stab her.
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>>1771259
>>1771273
Do this.
Or better said, don't stab.
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>>1771259
Stab her. Make her understand pain so that she can be ready
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>>1771321
I support this

if we stab Janna, at least do it after calming everyone down inside AND with Janna alone AFTER asking Janna if she think she can take it ( and we have the funyons to heal her)

Lets NOT just stab Janna in the back.
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>>1771650
>>1771259


Fuck it, I'm switching to this
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>>1771259
Supporting:
>>1771273
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Friendly reminder to those anti-stab:

Votes are first past the post.
So if you can't decide together on talking with the two OR taking them out, we're probably gonna end up stabbing Janna.

I'm okay with either discourse or going to Quest Buy, but for the sake of choosing: I wanna talk them down first.
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>>1771273
Supporting.
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Stab her
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I vote for quest buy and not stabbing our friends your edgy fucks. Goddamn. Luna said be vulnerable, not rip and tear.
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>>1771259
Don't fucking stab anybody.
God damn.
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I AM RETURN!

What a beautiful mess. Haha.
Let's count.
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>>1771273
Supporting
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>>1771284
Supporting this as well.
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The votes...

>Tell them the truth
>The Whole truth
>What's at stake
>What you are
>Everything
12 votes

>Stab her
>Stab her right back
>If she can really take
>Really dish it out
13 votes

>I'm sorry
3 votes

>Reasonable
>Let's Quest


>Your gut aches
>Physical pain however...it doesn't matter
>Not to someone like you
>What does matter is that Jackie's about to put Janna through the window

>J: "What do you -think- I'm gonna say when you STAB my boyfriend?"
>Ja: "I dunno. What do you have the guts to say to chick who just stabbed your boyfriend, Skater girl!?"
>J: "First Off. Uhuh. You don't get to act tough because of misery you put YOURSELF through!"
>Ja: "What?"
>J: "You've been getting crazier and crazier since you left home. You could have stayed with me! You could have gone ANYWHERE but instead you're living in a bus and doing -something- you won't talk about to feed yourself!"
>Ja: "Not everybody gets to live in a bubble, Jackie. Even the people who do...get popped."
>J: "Are you calling me sheltered?"
>Ja: "Maybe."
>J: "Well if we're slinging names how's this one? Psycho Bitch."

>SHHHRRRRRIIIIIIIIP

>You cut them off
>With the sound of you slicing open the air
>You eye the small hole in your armor
>How it's sealing itself
>They've both turned to you in a whirl

cont
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>>1771865
>>1771865

>You eye Jackie
>The one you've wanted to protect the most
>The one who gave you the chance to be vulnerable
>You think you get it now
>She cares
>She's proactive about danger
>Instead of reactive
>Like you
>There's people like Janna
>Who meet danger with wit
>Feistiness
>Grit
>No wonder you can't keep yourself under control around these two

>Hell
>One or two levels...and this might be their story
>You're angry with Janna
>Still
>It's not enough to make you lash out
>Muscles likes her attitude
>Guess maybe his ideas are rubbing off on you


>After the long silence
>With the wind of Quest Buy's AC blowing through your hair
>Which to the girls
>Is an expansive void
>Lit by floating torches

https://youtu.be/27mB8verLK8

>With you
>Standing tall
>Knife wound and all

>A: "Good shot, Janna."
>You say
>Not looking at her
>J: "Anon...how can you be ok with this?"
>A: "I'm not."
>Ja: "..."
>A: "...but the world isn't about what I approve of."
>Janna looks very confused by you
>Also clearly impressed at how fast you got up from that knife wound
>A: "It's about power. It's about securing what you love. I guess it was wrong to try and keep that power only for myself."
>You look Jackie in the face
>A: "Tell me, Jack. What'd you do?"
>Jackie looks pensive
>A: "How did you train?"
>J: "I-...I ran. A lot."
>A: "How much?"
>J: "4 miles. Three times a week. Skating too."
>She's stands upright
>You notice her quads
>S-sweet jesus
>THE THICCNESS
>Janna blushes once she catches herself staring
>J: "I squat my bodyweight for reps. I've been doing ollies and bigger jumps at the park."
>A: "Sounds beastly."
>Jackie smirks, still unsure but emboldened by the praise
>J: "You're not the only hardcore one around here."
>Ja: "I've been practicing with this knife for weeks. I got serious when you said we needed to train. I'm fast. I can pick locks. I can be quiet."
>A: "Good. You'll need to be smart."
>You look into the portal
>Then back to them
>A: "You ready?"
>Jackie glares back to Janna
>J: "Well? What else can I do?"
>She steps up
>Flexes her now PWOAWERFUL thighs a little
>J: "Let my man run around with the girl who stabbed him?"
>Janna doesn't push up
>She just scoffs
>Ja: "You need me now. You know it."
>You cut her off
>A: "No. No I don't."
>Janna looks hurt
>Until you let Muscles drag her over
>A: "...but I want my favorite people with me from now on."
>Jackie's eyes are wide and dewey
>Janna's clearly in shock and awe
>A: "Let's go on an adventure."
>Ja: "T- to glory?"
>A: "To whatever we want."
>You turn
>A: "No matter how -bad- it hurts."

cont
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>>1771866
>>1771866

>SHHRRRIIIIIP

GENTLEMENT!

IT.
IS.
TIIIIIIIIIIME!


AT QUEST BUY YOU CAN CREATE A BASIC LOADOUT FOR BOTH JACKIE AND JANNA

KEEP IN MIND THEIR STATS (BOTH UPDATED ONCE AGAIN)

https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N


CHOOSE AND VOTE ON...

>AN ARMOR TYPE

>LIGHT (NO PENALTIES TO STEALTH OR MOVEMENT)
>MED (SLIGHT PENALTY TO MOVE BUT ADDED AC)
>HEAVY (MAX AC BOOST. REDUCES MOVEMENT AND STEALTH)


>A WEAPON
Pitch your weapon types

>Dual wielding counts as a single weapon


>A TOOL
Which can include

>MAGIC ITEMS YOU PRESENT (Which will be balanced if they are broken)

>POTIONS

>Healing
>Speed
>Giant Growth
>Shrinking

These can be refilled easier if you already have one.


ENJOY THEORIZING ON YOUR NEW BATTLE BUDS!

SESSION END!

UNTIL NEXT TIME!

bless


By the way. The post that won?

It was adventure.

By a large margin

17 fucking votes
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>>1771865
God damnit.
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>>1771865
>>1771865

This was the most votes we have ever had. Bless all of you who come and play this game with us. You are wonderful, creative and when your insanity takes Anon again I am sure it will be magical.

NEXT SESSION! WEDNESDAY!

8:00 PM! US CENTRAL TIME!
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>>1771876
BLESS YOU FOREVER<3
Thanks for running!
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>>1771868
Well, Janna is obviously the sneaky assassin type. So light armor + dagger since she already has practice. Maybe some throwing knives as well.

Jackie has high dex and is naturally athletic, but her strength is low so melee weapons should probably be avoided. Since Quest Buy doesn't have guns, maybe a (cross)bow? Not sure about the armor though.
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>>1771868
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOI

Time to get our bitches some loot, bitches love loot.

Looking over the two's stats I can see that they both are pretty damn squishy. Like a good stab wound to the gut squishy, however we can fix that easily enough.

JANNA
Archetype: Rouge
I can see is easily being a rouge why worry about being stabbed or hit if your foes can't see you? Or better yet when she's lying to their face and charming them out of their wallets?

>ARMOR-LIGHT
>WEAPON-DAGGERS OF PERDITION-Can be used for emergency torch and have flame enchantments to it that only cause burns.
>TOOL- Theives Tool Kit- Anything and everything a wanna be thied needs for breaking and entering, kidnapping or even sabotage. Includes explosives, chloroform, lock picks and even some silly putty that can transform into anything key that is put into it if needed and lock picks can't open it.[Fuck you Skyrim and your doors that need something else other than a lockpick]
>POTIONS: Speed or Shrinking.

JACKIE
Archetype: Ranger
Jackie's a bit harder to get into the mindset of adventure as her stats lean her more towards a combat type roll and less of a support or utlity type however with that high dex, high Charisma and pretty good Con it'd wind up being best to have be a damage dealer like the Ranger who can snipe while we get in front of people's faces to take all the aggro. We are her meat buddy more or less.

ARMOR: MEDIUM
WEAPON: GUN OR BOW, Preferably something that she will get used to best. One thing that would be amazing to have is if the Weapon whatever it is can transform into a hover board to let her use that THICC skate board skill she has. With a Hover Board she could also attempt some wicked cool shots while doing ollies.
TOOL: If transforming Weapon is a no go, then Definitely a hover board so skater girl can shoot and scoot as she moves through the battlefield. Other ideas would possibly be a cloak of camouflage that will naturally change colors and can cover up to three small bodies or two medium bodies or one large body. It's texture changes colors to reflect its surroundings similar to predator
armor
POTIONS: Potion of Eagle Eye or Cat's Paw or Healing Potions. Eagle Eye would increase her Dex and allow her to zoom in as she needs to for fights or just being quicker on the reflexes with Cat's Paw. Healing because we do need some support items if nothing else.
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>>1771868
>https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N
>JANNA ORDONIA
>-KNOWS HOW TO CHEAT AT CHANCE GAMES

Can she roll our dice for us?
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>>1771902
does the type of armor effect our stealth and dex bonuses to AC and other things?
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>>1771868
>>1771902
this, but get Janna some kinda concealable gun/ranged weapon for regular combat. Dex is her best stat after all, and a dagger requires her to be within the enemy's melee range and to have the high ground.
Never forget that both are squishy as fuck.

Alternatively if rapiers are powered by dex, one of those instead of the dagger.
source - rogue
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>>1771926
>AN ARMOR TYPE
>LIGHT (NO PENALTIES TO STEALTH OR MOVEMENT)
>MED (SLIGHT PENALTY TO MOVE BUT ADDED AC)
>HEAVY (MAX AC BOOST. REDUCES MOVEMENT AND STEALTH)

You can find out for yourself if you read.
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>>1771876
Thanks for running Quest.
>>1771893
Light armor is good, something with a manta ray like effect would also work. Gliding is powerful for a sneaky breeki type.
Magical stuff-
>Armor should have some kind of enchantment for missiles or AoE like dragon breath, tries pushing them away from the wearer like water rushing around a stone in a river. Goes over the head as well, none of that bullcrap about a stomach shot sliding around and entering the jugular.
>Retracting grapple hook with a strong rope or chain, good at maneuvering and grappling with a pretty nasty hook at the end.
>Silver laced rapier or shortsword, something that's easy to handle with some good anti-magic power.
>Bandolier or throwing knives, preferably Returning. Will appear or come back to their holster.
>Poison bottles to dip knives in when needed, some kind of filter over the top that allows penetration but no leaking for easy 1-2 movement.
>Ethereal Potion: Some kind of potion that allows the imbiber to become immaterial for a short period of time.
>Standard lockpick kit, a kind of swiss army knife but for lockpicks.
>Smoke bombs, mace spray, tear gas bombs.

This is the basic stuff I can think of for Janna.

Now for Jackie
>Medium Armor, same kind of enchantments as the ones proposed for Janna.
>Crossbow-Elemental effect, ice preferably. Something to slow down would be attackers.
>Longbow- On/off fire affect to arrows. Creates a slight concussive blast upon hit.
>Funyons, Haste, Healing, Invisibility, Vine Growth/Carnivorous Plants Potions. Stuff that allows area control.

Gimme like a day or two and I could make up a WHOOOOLE lot more but it's really late.
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>>1771868
Well, not quiet what I was hoping. But it works.
>Janna
Armor: Light
Weapon: Knives, lots of magic knives, magic throwing knives too. And I will throw this out there now. Because we happened to have kid-I mean recruited a mad doctor with a extreme capability of explosives. Get materials for him to make her explosives. Oh, and I suppose give her a Hatchet and kukri for when shit gets too close. A little knife, even enchanted, isn't much use if it cant get through the hide. Unless we REALLY want to splurge and get her a magic super sharp knife that can extend its length.
Tools: Skeleton Key, possibly the equivalent of the Predator vision, smoke bombs and assorted knick knacks.
Potions: Probably gonna go with that Shrinking potion and maybe a speed potion. Five bucks she is into size play, but that's for a different day. And Giant Growth to fix her size incase its not a built in feature.
>Jackie
Armor: Med. She is our Calvary, so her personal speed isn't much too worry about. Also those deliciously thick thighs means she can carry that weight.
Weapon: Hmmm, probably a sabre like pic related. Or a machete for versatility. And of course a buckler for defense.
Tool: Magic skateboard custom made so she can go over any terrain I guess, maybe even make it collapsible so she can wear it around when not in use. Then I guess an enchanted bag of holding or something. Oh and one for us and Janna too.
Honestly if we can guarantee the mole man staying in line, or even befriending him. We can make this entire section pointless by way of steampunk power armor.
Potions: Healing and Speed for the most part, she is gonna be our pathfinder I guess, so being able to pick us up quickly is a good thing.
>Stock up on healing funyons.
Annnnnnd aside from that some basic traveling provisions for the wondering Planeswalker.
Oh...and keep them away from the demon collar shit. We don't want to tempt them by accident.
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>>1771934
where did you find that?
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>>1771948
Actually, now that I think about it, Janna could be our assassin/thief. Get her something range, heft, and a hole lot of stopping power.
And maybe something like a automatic crossbow for Jackie? She is going to be fight on her board as much as we can get her too. So needing to hit a far target isn't such an issue for her riding into battle as it is hitting them enough. Maybe get the Mole man some recourses and raw materials and have him whip up a gun for her. Its not like we cant have him make us bullets to. Actually, why not just give him our holdout pistol and have him make a few of those for us to get enchanted for the girls?
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>>1771954
This and more, if you join us in the Discord.
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>>1771956
I cant for several reasons. So do me a favor and keep them coming. Also I guess I oh the people that wanted to stab her an apology. You guys would have gotten us on the harem route faster. Maybe next time we have a breakdown in the team we can try again.
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>>1771954
We made the wrong choice, friends.
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>>1771954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcYHdaUx3hA
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>>1771960
We didn't. That would've lead to a very unhealthy relationship.
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>>1771965
>Implying anything in Anons life is healthy
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>>1771965
>not wanting Janna to shrug off damage with orgasms
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>>1771954
Wait a second, I just noticed this.
>Ja: "I think I'm gonna cum."
.....there is something wrong with that girl. And I don't know if its a good thing or a bad thing. We will likely go down the degenerate hole a lot faster after our ascension with her. Worth it.
>>1771960
Yeah, no shit? We didn't notice. Welp, its too late to complain it on this train, and it probably wont be as appropriate to do it later. So brain diving the two of them and skull fucking them with our experiences life throws at us would be the next best thing. And of course telling our girlfriends the TRUTH. We do need to do that, soon. Preferably before we go cultist hunting with our Unibro.
>>1771969
We don't want her to cum from being completely broken with violence....yet. We can save that shit for later when we have the wand to facilitate the kinky shenanigans she will want to get up too.
>>1771967
Accurate, but still truthful to Anon's existence in doing it. I mean look at it in context with his life. He has Literally nothing else to compare too aside from the pity hangouts with Marco. What COULD he reasonably be able to do.
>>1771965
Well...we are planning to take gods throne...it will happen at some point anyways.
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>>1771971
That's fine and dandy but basing a relationship off a blood bath is still a rather large NO button I feel.
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>>1771994
So is basing one on having a Japanese porn icon attached to the shoulder, and being set on fire by a gang of monsters after a street brawl. The difference here is we found out it ends in a cuddle pile with best girls. And now we don't get that. So long as we can get as close together as possible we win the relationship game. By fucking each other up we open the doors to fucking each other. Now, while I totally get that physically hurting them is distasteful, believe me, I get it. If we did do it then it would be in character, AND we could then continue on the emotional rollercoaster into telling them THE TRUTH, well about everything we know. By mind melding. We have, at no point lied too them. Fighting would only postpone it and give a little tibit as to what they want to know. You know, soften the blow for the big, my "Mom" and mentor has literally slaughtered her entire reality and the multiverses along with it to the point of collapsing into other realities only for the kid that was a bad day and a gun away from a school shooting to get her power and attention. Not to mention the years of child abuse and negligence they would get to experience from our perspective, up too and including our rescue of best zombie girl from a pocket universe(along with our shit), and the subsequent knowledge that we are being systemically executed in every possible conception of our being. Now, to lend some credence that we aren't bullshiting them and to lend some atmosphere to the bombshell he is about to drop on them, we could have done it in the Soul Gem, where the undead bunny butler could make us tea while we wait for the girls inevitable mental breakdown, crying, and probable aggravated assault by hugs, to peter off. Or we can get them over us, and away from us more importantly, so their safe. Which considering what they did to each other earlier, is rather unlikely. Hell, even Luna can chime in if they can handle all that mental fuckery that she gives them her blessing to stick around Anon. Because lets face it, the murderous eldritch goddess of another reality is more of a mother than his own mom. So what she says has weight.
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Art.
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/fit/ Jackie
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>>1771971
We should probably visit Omni to explain the truth to them. Because they want to be by our side, they deserve to know the scale of what we're against.

We're literally fighting fate that has killed us in every reality that has branched off from our mother giving birth to us.
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We need to get the girls some sort of emergency bug out device. Something Like a short range transporter that lets them but out and portal back to home or the housevator where then can binge on funyouns and heal up. Maybe get a stasis bed or a medical golem.

If they object then we tell them you can't get experience if you're dead.

Then we need to get them to Heckapoo for a training montage.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13701862
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>>1772317
>No option to not stab a friend.

Shit poll.
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Also, Janna should get her own Pair of scissors becuase that's the ultimate knife. She's also cool enough to get a pair
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>>1772359
yep
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>>1772359
>>1772991
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>>1772110
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>>1772279
You do realize that anything they could do there would immediately be undone by the time we got back home right? We need to work on our hyperbolic time chamber apartment before we go there with them to train, and have sex in the shower. But mostly training. Will agree with the GTFO button so they can escape.
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>>1774280
They can practice technique and meditation like Anon did. If they have any kind of magical talent they could also practice there as well. Maybe even get Janna or Jackie a pair of scissors as well if Hekapoo likes them.
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>>1774375
Eh, if we vouch for them they should be fine, after she grills them for 30 minuets about what they want to do to her little Anon when their alone together. Still, its probably a good idea to do that and get them at least a teleport out of dying danger McGuffin or something. You know, for safety sake and all that.
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What is this place?
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>>1775474
Welcome to insanity friend, hope you enjoy the ride.
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>>1772111
/fat/ Jackie do you have one of those?
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>>1775474
Cool Quest for cool questers like ourselves.

You can find the previous threads on Sup/tg/.
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>>1775474
A fun quest that has a harem in the making. Oh and becoming god. Or killing him at least
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>>1775474
This is the BEST FUCKING QUEST TO EVER GRACE THIS BOARD MOTHER FUCKER YEAH!! JOIN THE DISCORD SOME TIME SUCKER!!
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SESSION S-S S- S- SSSSS

https://youtu.be/c8-dh9lUtoQ?list=RDGMEMHDXYb1_DDSgDsobPsOFxpAVMUwjtnP2lTGA

START!

>You are Anon
>Nobody else
>You are currently standing in the checkout line of QUEST BUY
>Interdimensional department store
>They have "everything" here supposedly
>Weapons
>Armor
>Magic items
>One of each you just purchased for your two best gals
>Jackie
>...and Janna
>One of which just gave you a knife wound earlier
>It's cool
>You got over it
>By healing from her blood
>Now you're just sort of stuck between some all-legs ball creature and a family of screaming polywogs
>The mom of the little eggs in a basket sort of looks like one of Ludo's minions
>Just in a dress
>Frogmonsters got like 'no' sexual dimorphism
>While you're huffing, playing with your phone you notice something
>Janna's brushed past the guy up in front of you
>Then back to you and Jackie
>J: "...Put it back."
>Ja: "Put -what- back?"
>Jackie flicks Janna's little nose
>Then shoves her hand into the front of Janna's shirt
>She produces a little sack
>Opens it
>Then shows it to you
>Ja: "Jackie sto-"
>J: "This is what she does, dude. Just snatches."
>Janna's desperately trying to get the bag from her thiccer compatriot
>She's not nearly strong enough
>There's clearly still some bad blood
>What with Janna stabbing you
>In front of Jackie
>Your girlfriend
>Which is still pretty amazing

>You're supposed to be the leader here
>What do?

ALSO!

>Vote on the gear builds made by our friends
>For both Jackie and Janna
>Or suggest your own!

Let's rock
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>>1779676
let's see what's in the bag before we judge.
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>>1779676
>Janna, this place has too much cool shit to get banned for stupid lifting. Also wait until we check out to do stupid shit so you have some armor, but that was slick. Props, yo."
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>>1779676
>Check the bag
>Tell Janna not to steal /here/. Other places are fine, it's a pretty useful skill.
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>>1779676
"No stealing here, we don't want to get banned or even suspended from shopping here. trust me."

Rogueish archetype is good for Janna. She can use our spare Dragon armor as she'll be up close.

Ideally Jackie will be ranged and we can run Tank/Interference for her. She may be able to handle Medium armor, but Light could let her reposition quickly.
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>>1779676
Janna's stealing is fine so long as she can get away with it, and isn't biting off more than she can chew. Check that bag for how good the haul was!

Get Jackie gear for Ranged stuff, and medium armor. A crossbow if one's available.

Get Janna gear for stealthy rogue fun times, and light armor. Knives, Light Swords, Daggars, and tons of diversion creating items.
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>>1779696
Support
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>>1779676
"No stealing here, we don't want to get banned or even suspended from shopping here. trust me."

Get Jackie gear for Ranged stuff, and medium armor. A crossbow if one's available.

Get Janna gear for stealthy rogue fun times, and light armor. Knives, Light Swords, Daggars, and tons of diversion creating items.
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>>1779676
>"No stealing here, we don't want to get banned or even suspended from shopping here. trust me."
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>>1771868
>>1771866
>>1779676
Break up the fight. Convince Janna that she won't need to steal from random dudes in the street with the amount of money we're gonna start to make in our adventures.


Things we need to do on Questbuy IMO.

>Restock on funyons.
>Check the furniture, alchemy and weaponry isle in Questbuy (for Anon).
>Check what new shit has arrived.
>Check if we can psionically connect to Jackie like we did with Janna.

Jackie & Janna's Loadout.
>We should go back to the swamp. We can check on Wondervon, and hunt for a male drake to make a new armor set, then if they do well we can outfit them with the new one and the spare we already had.
>Drake armor is super good for them both because it's MED armor that self-heals and doesn't impose DEX penalties, Janna & jackie's main stat.
>Janna is already proficient with knives, so a knife would be the obvious choice for a weapon. Lots of magical knives have Return-to-sender enchantments that allow them to come back to their owner after being thrown.
>Artifacts that enhance Janna's sneakiness and ability to find weaknesses in people's armors could also be good, like invisibility cloaks/potions and perception charms.

>Jackie is overall atlethic but doesn't have alot of specific skills. She probably has amazing balance and manouvering skills so we should make her a build that relies on not being hit rather than not being seen.
>A ranged weapon that doesn not require STR should be useful if she can lean to use it at high speeds, as well as any artifacts that could improve this.

>ALSO
>SHITLOAD OF HEALTH POTIONS
>Funyons take space and are probably not as quick to use as taking a sippie from a canteen/bottle.
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>>1779676
>Janna, put it back and don't pull shit like that again here, I'd rather not get banned. Otherwise, that was slick.

Supporting >>1771902's loadouts with Jackie using a crossbow and her tool being trick bolts for the crossbow. Also grab a big fat maul that's enchanted to be extra heavy and dense.
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>>1779710
>>1779694
This is painfully obvious. Friendo, if I see this again you will be vote banned from both IPs.

Don't do this
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>>1779676
>"This really isn't the place you want to shoplift from, you're in the inter-dimensional Walmart, we'll get you some cool stuff, just trust me."
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>>1779730
I'm cool with this, but the load out for this >>1771902
Would be neat as well

Also Janna there a saying, "Don't shit where you eat, this is where we eat and get cool shit. Don't pull shit here, other places sure. Just not here .
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>>1779676
Also backing this >>1779730 loadout
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>>1779739
hopefully next time someone doesn't outright copy and paste my post
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>>1779676
>>1779685
>>1771902
Supporting, but with the exception of the spare armor we already have. What classification is it, since it should feasibly be able to replace one of their loadouts armor slots.
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>>1779739
Woah cool yah jet boss.
Just used the parts of >>1779696 and >>1779696 post i wanted, no cheating here man, just "thief".
Should have marked it but was too lazy, my bad.
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>>1771902
I'll support this
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>>1779676
>>1779692
support because i dont want her to get banned for being stupid and >>1779730 buy all these things and Loadouts
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>>1779839
Also, tell Janna not to steal. Yet at least
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>>1779730
>>1779676
I also agree with everything on the list in terms of loadouts
>>
Check out the magical apparel and footwear in general for anything that would be useful. Stuff like:
Ac increasing items like Rings of Protection or Amulets of Natural Armor (Could grab some for Anon)
Cloaks of whatever Janna and Jackie thinks is coolest.
Some magic belts that enhance the stat they will be using the most.
Maybe some magical Helmets or Circlets.(Anon could benefit from a Helmet)
Maybe something like the Bracers of Archery if you go Archer route with Jackie.
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>>1779842

ad this to my vote
>>1779866
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>>1779730
Oh, also. Explain to Jackie that if there was one single shopping place in the entire universe where you wouldn't want to get banned from is this place, since you can find it all in here.

And we could also go to the swamps to get Susan a new body out of Croco meato or Drake stuff.
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>>1779842
ad these to my vote
>>1779926
>>1779866
>>
THE VOTES!

>What's in the bag?
4 votes

>No
>Bad Janna
5 votes


The loadouts!

>Janna
>Knives and melee
>Light Armor
>Stealth item

>Jackie
>Medium Range weapons
>Medium Armor
>Movement and aim enhancers


The path is decided

>You snatch the bag out from Jackie's hand
>A: "Guys c'mon."
>Muscles slips it back into the pocket of the guy in front of you
>Riiiight after you sneak a peek
>Hundreds of tiny little ruby skulls
>Neat
>A: "We're teens. Not children."
>Ja: "I wanted to know what money looks like out here in space."
>You pull out your housevator
>Then walk inside
>A: "Save my spot."
>WHAM!
>While you're inside you hear Jackie and Janna have a little exchange
>Whilst they await your return
>J: "So...you want the feather coat or the glitter shirt?"
>Ja: "Psh. You can keep the glitter, sister."
>J: "Stop with the Tommy act, Janna. You love glitter."
>J: "Almost as much as you love putting up with Anon's ravioli."
>You emerge
>With a fat sack
>Of dosh
>A: "This is cash money."
>You drizzle the coins down
>Janna's drooling
>Jackie catches one
>Bites it
>Then looks down at the floor
>J: "You should pick those up."
>A: "R-right..."
>You spend your money like money ain't shit
>Except it is...
>It is shit
>Because your loadouts...


cont
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>>1779926
>Explain to Jackie
JANNA. fuck. Both really. Just....


Infact, maybe we can illuminate them in how this whole Multi-dilensional shtick works from what we understand.
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>>1779968
>>1779968

>ANONYMOUS!
>3 BAGS OF FUNYONS!
>$600
>HEATING BLANKET FOR DRAKE EGG
>$200
>POTION OF WALL PHASING
>$150
>A GAME-SPHERE
>Forreal it's the classic one
>It's spherical
>$300

>JACKIE!
>Long Cross Bow
>$150
>50 Whisperbolts
>Silent Ammo
>$400
>TENSOR'S SKATEBOARD!
>A hoverboard
>That's it
>Just a non-sentient piece of gear that floats
>$500
>Medium leather armor
>I-it shows off some things...
>She still wears he sea-shells over it
>It's Shark-hide
>$500

>JANNA!
>SHOES OF PIXIE GUILE!
>Gives bonuses to stealth when hiding from sworn enemies
>Also really stylish
>$350
>LOCKPICK SET
>$100
>POTIONS OF CAT STEALTH
>Grant adv on stealth and climb checks
>$200 for 2
>RIGGED DICE AND CARDS
$20


>The cashier rings it all up
>Staring you in the face while he groans
>C: "That'll be $3470.00 in Earth bucks, sir."
>Your heart stops
>Your body jerks
>That is more money
>Than you have ever spent
>Ever
>You think you can feel your back teeth ache
>From all the fillings you never got
>Because you were poor

Spend this?
Search for different stuff?

Or

Other?

What do?
>>
>>1779974
Hiss like the basement dweller that you are from spending that much money, but fork over the cash. Money ain't nothing if our girls get hurt.
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>>1779974
Why do Funyons suddenly cost so much?
FURTHERMORE, we don't need the Game Sphere.
Let's keep looking around. We should be able to find a better deal.
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>>1779974
How much money do we have total if we convert the Mewman gold into cash?

If we can afford it, pay it.

Then go to Mewni to hunt Swamp Drakes for cash and maybe extra armor.
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>>1779974
Mutter
>"Fucking alien jews"
Under our breath and pay up.
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>>1779974
Funyon cost like 20 dollars not 200
>>
>>1780010
supporting begrudgingly accepting Mewman tricks.
>>
>>1779974
Get rid of the PHASING, the Game-Sphere, and the other potions.
We don't want the girls depending on magic consumables we need to buy. Shit like that is why we need Luna to teach us Alchemy.
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>>1779974
This isn't a pleasure shopping trip.

If adventuring is going to be our main input of cash right now then this isn't an expense.

It's an investment.
Fork over the money, Scrooge.


HOWEVER, I think we do not require the armors.
Drake Armor is both self-regenerating, MID level of AC and does not penalize DEX stats.

They are perfect for DEX characters like Jackie and Janna and we have a spare set plus ours.
We can give One of them the spare and ours to the other one, then go abck to the Bog Swamp to hunt a male Swamp drake as a test for the girls and to get an armor set for ourselves.
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>>1779974
>Buy the stuff
>"fucking mewmans and their secret gold raising prices and shit...."
>>
>>1779974
Accept
>>
>>1779997
>>1779974
I also think we should get more funyons, and ask why they suddenly doubled in price. We go through those like a fat guy through soda, there's no way we'll survive with only 3 bags.
>>
>>1779974
>>1780036
Oh and also Pick up some bones for Susan plz.
She needs a skeleton base to build her next hot bod
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>>1779974
>>1780046
ALSO ALSO, GUYS WE FORGOT

We already got a spare set of Drake armor, we don't need to get Jackie another set.
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>>1779974
>>1780010
>>1780021
modifying vote to that we should
look for a replacement for healing funyons, like an actual healing kit or something.

Also demand an answer for their sudden price mark up!
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>>1779974
>Spend it like it wants to kill you. Because one day it just might. Fuck this universe.
>>
>>1780055
You do realize that we have an entire universe filled with dead bodies that we can use, right?
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>>1780064
only the freshest bones will do for our daughteru
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>>1779974
Forgot to add
>Ask the girls if they've seen anything else they want/need/are sexually attracted to
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>>1780038
Guys. We have a SPARE Drake armor set and we can get a third one by hunting another drake.

Come on.
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>>1780088
THIS
WE HAVE SPARE DRAKE ARMOR
WE CAN GIVE IT TO ONE OF THEM
A TRAINING MISSION CAN BE HUNTING A MALE FOR ANOTHER SET.

Also let them buy one item of their own pleasure. It's their first time in Quest Buy after all.
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>>1779974
Attempt to haggle with the sloth
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>>1780088
Do you see a Armor in Janna's list?
>>
>>1780081
>>1780097
I would also suppord the option of letting them have some input on their equipment.
>>
>>1780105
>>1779974
also supporting this!
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>>1780104
Oh... ok, makes sense.

Might wanna give Jackie Light armor then. If she's attacking at range, it'd be better she can move around easier. Dex penalty using a hoverboard seems like a bad idea.
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>>1779974
Pay, but inquire about the funyon price raise.
>>
>>1779974
>>>50 Whisperbolts
>>Silent Ammo
>>$400
>>TENSOR'S SKATEBOARD!
>>A hoverboard
>>That's it
>>Just a non-sentient piece of gear that floats
>>$500
>>Medium leather armor
>>I-it shows off some things...
>>She still wears he sea-shells over it
>>It's Shark-hide
>>$500
>
>>JANNA!
>>SHOES OF PIXIE GUILE!
>>Gives bonuses to stealth when hiding from sworn enemies
>>Also really stylish
>>$350
>>LOCKPICK SET
>>$100
>>POTIONS OF CAT STEALTH
>>Grant adv on stealth and climb checks
>>$200 for 2
>>RIGGED DICE AND CARDS
>$20
>
>
>>The cashier rings it all up
>>Staring you in the face while he groans
>>C: "That'll be $3470.00 in Earth bucks, sir."
>>Your heart stops
>>Your body jerks
>>That is more money
>>Than you have ever spent
>>Ever
>>You think you can feel your back teeth ache
>>From all the fillings you never got
>>Because you were poor
>
>Spend this?

Look for a funyon replacement, maybe off-brand, the marketers are trying to con us. Everything else is still gucci.
>>
>>1779974
dont buy the Medium leather armor we have a SPARE Drake armor set we can get a third one by hunting another drake. and dont buy the GAME-SPHERE

>>1779990
support for lols and anger over overpriced things
>>1780058
support we need something we can use to heal more often its going to get expensive if we buy them like this
>>1780039
support also this after the hissing its super in character
>>1780046
also ask these questions
>>1780055
also buy some nice bones for our favorite girl thing
>>1780081
support

also look for a funyon replacement, maybe off-brand, the marketers are trying to con us
>>
>>1779974

>>1780155
This is the best summary of my vote, whatever mine used to be, disregard it and replace it with this.
>>
>" ASK ABOUT A FUCKING QUEST BUY LOYALTY CARD PROGRAM FOR SOME SWEET DISCOUNTS"
>>
>>1780253
supporting
>>
>>1780253
That too, plus >>1780038 & >>1779973 & >>1780105
>>
The votes

>Spend that money
7 vote

>Jewwit, Skywalker
4 votes

>No removal votes over 3
>No added votes over three

https://youtu.be/ssZXLty-Pc4

>It's so awkward in this place when you have to do all the...normal stuff
>Your cashier is a literal slothman
>The AC is loud
>It's cold but it isn't dry
>Everything in the checkout lane is ever so slightly damp
>Blech
>Why aren't you leaping off of a burning pirate ship into the sea?
>Why aren't you riding atop a dinosaur into the night with loot from the depths of the forgotten temple of some douchebag god?
>L: "Because even gods need good housekeeping."
>You shovel the gold pieces onto the counter
>A: "Hey. Quick question."
>C: "Yeah?"
>A: "Fucks up with the health-snacks? It was literally half this much when I was here last."
>The cashier sighs
>So deep
>It's like exasperation from the bottom of the Mariana's trench
>C: "Our line of bodily repair based snack foods. Provided by Wunder-co are one of the -many- valued and diverse products we here at Questbuy bring to you, the precious customer."
>A: "Ok...nice non-answer."
>C: "As such. We only determine our final price point for the shelf. Factors such as scarcity, food shortage and shipping costs can affect the retail operant at any time. Of course we strive for the highest quality at most reasonable price. Please be patient while our partner's at Wunder-co resolve their shortage of the secret ingredient that makes their products so..."
>He inhales for a solid minute
>You blink
>He's still inhaling
>You turn back to Jackie and Janna
>A: "You guys wanna pick something out?"
>Ja: "Hell yeah!"
>She's off
>Jackie looks worried
>J: "Wait. Isn't this place know for getting people lost?"
>A: "Well, Janna I can find pretty easy. Cause she's got alien brain."
>J: "She's the first letter of the alphabet and a stretch luxury vehicle?"
>A: "Wh-..for once I don't think I get that maymay."
>Jackie boops you
>J: "Aaaaaye Limo."
>You snort
>Then push her a litte
>A: "Here. Take my scissors and meet me back here."
>The exhale finally starts
>C: "HMMMmmmmm Their secret ingredient."
>You glance around
>Lean foreward
>A: "What's the secret ingredie-"
>C: "A secret."
>BEEP!
>C: "Next!"
>A: "Hey! I wasn't ready to leave!"
>C: "I have other customers, sir."
>A: "Well I have -two- whole girls getting something for the road!"
>C: "You could always use self check-out."
>He motions to an actual mound of torture devices and razor wire manned by an onion shaped Mr. Hyde looking horror in a skinny top-hat."
>???: "MwaAHAHAHAHAH! CARD ONLY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

>Your stuff has been bought
>35 gold coins spent
>Received $30 in change

>Where did the girls run off to?
>>
>>1780266
Chill nearby and wait for Jackie. If when she returns Janna's still not back go looking for her.
>>
>>1780266
try to find them with our mind reading powers
>>
>>1780266
>>1780292
supporting
>>
>>1780292
Good plan, also idly scan the surrounding people for shits and giggles.
>>
>>1780292
I'll support.
>>
>>1780292
>>1780266

Supporting here
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>>1780266
Reach Janna with our mind to see where she at. Try to reach Jackie, but if we can't just chill by the check out for her.
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>>1780266
>>1780292
This seems fun and night push out ability in just the right way to get a new skill....if we pass the roll
>>
>>1780292
Support.
I already wanted to test Jackie mindy powers.

I also want to see how much magic they can learn from us or on their own, if any.

>>1780290
This is a good Plan B.
>>
>>1780266
GET A FREAKING REWARDS CARD
>>
>>1780266
backing >>1780292
>>
>>1780327
Also supporting this or the appropiate equivalent.
>>
>>1780266
Supporting:
>>1780327
Also, see about signing up for a Ad mailing list.
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>>1780327
support because i Know that we are going to by here often and also good night
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>>1780327
Yeah, seriously.

Spend so much damn money here might as well get some extra shit for it.
>>
>>1780292
Supporting this.
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>>1780266
>>1780327
Supporting. It's not like they're not
gonna get more of our hard earned cash down the line... we still hours upgrade the housevator. Once done with that...
>>1780292
Support... try Jackie first, since we know Janna s houldnt be an issue.
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>>1780327
We should do this too
>>
>>1780266
I support the following:
>>1780290
seek janna if she's still missing when Jackie's back
>>1780292
>>1780317
use magic/mental powers to look for them
>>1780327
get a motha fuckin rewards card
>>
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The votes

>Mind google
10 votes

>Bargain Pact
9 votes

>Just chill
>Even if you have no Colinex
1 vote

>You mumble to yourself
>Tap your foot
>You squint
>Then close your eyes

https://youtu.be/i50wqep-NJ4

>You already have a mental connection with Janna
>Here in Questmart however?
>It's like trying to spot a lightning but in a rave
>So many psionic items
>So many beings
>You try to sort through the noise to find her thoughts

>???: "If we keep them guessing there's no risk of them trying to warp the plan to their advanta-..."
>???: "Peanut Butter MMMmmMMmzzzz Yeszzzz Dasz What papa needs for his BRundlesz."
>???: "Is Jr. Going to turn soon? Oh, I hope not. We've got enough problems without little nosferatu trying to suck their baby sitter dry."
>???: "Should have stabbed his dumbass twice. Stupid, mouthy boy. Marco's cuter anyways. Even if Anon is more Hardcore."

>Gotem
>You're a little dizzy
>You shake yourself loose
>Then start floating
>Zeroing in on Janna's brain boops

>She's saying a lot of candid stuff


>Eavesdrop til you find her?
>Announce yourself in her head?
>Search for Jackie?


>A: "Oh, hey!"
>You yell down to a Sloth
>A: "Do you guys have a rewards program?"
>C: "Yes. We have a monthly special for our premium members."
>A: "What's that take?"
>C: "Your signature. Your email and a first born son."
>A: "... -my- first born son?"
>The sloth shrugs
>C: "Eh."
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>>1780518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXXTMcYvKoE
Get rewards card, and eavesdrop.
>>
>>1780518
>Eavesdrop til you find her

Let's see just how much she likes other guys than Anon. We'll change it. Oh, we will change it.

Oh, and ask if it's JUST sons. And, what about adoption or creating a son? Can we just dump a skeleton we forged out of random bits and pieces and declare it our son?
>>
>>1780518
>Marco's cuter anyways

Prove her right by sending an image of Marco in a dress into her mind.
>>
>>1780518

>>1780528
>>1780529
>>1780526
These.
Specif
>>
>>1780518
do this >>1780529
then
>Search for Jackie
>>
>>1780518
>>Announce yourself in her head?
And take the reward card. I'm sure one of the government guys is a first born, which is technically what he asked for.
>>
>>1780533
specifically that last one, I meant to type.
>>
>>1780518
>eavesdrop
>>
>>1780518
>Announce yourself in her head?
By doing >>1780529
Then Search for Jackie.

ALSO

What are the specifics? Can we give Questbuy the first born son of a queen bee/ant?
>>
>>1780518
>>1780529
>>1780526
Agreed and supported, also try and find Jackie.
>>
>>1780518
Send that picture of Marco in a dress to announce ourselves, meet up and then find Jackie when you meet up.
>>
>Eavesdrop.
>>
>>1780529
support
>>
>>1780518
Supporting:
>>1780529
>>
>>1780518
>Announce yourself in her head
>>
>>1780544
Supporting.
>>
>>1780518
>first born son
Oh yeah, if the Swamp Drake is male then we can ditch it here.

Assuming none of the other eggs from the mother hatched.
>>
>>1780652
SELL THAT EGG
>>
The votes

>Sign me up MMhm that's some good shit
3 votes

>Trap-nasty announcement
>Oooo get em'
7 votes

>Eavesdrop
6 votes

>Search for Jackie
1 vote

>Details
1 vote


>A: "Hey. here's my email."
>You write it down
>Then hand it to the sloth
>A: "Can I provide the firstborn anytime?"
>C: "Chya."
>A: "Does it need to be a literal child or like..."
>C: "I think you overestimate how hard it is for something to be defined as a 'child' in the multiverse, sir."
>A: "Aight, cool that's not ominous at all."
>C: "We'll be in touch."

>You take off over the shelves
>Swoop around the water baloon furniture
>Filled with little mermaid goblins
>Then slowly descend as you listen in on Janna's thoughts
>Trying to ignore the hanging rope covered in little lion-dog heads
>Each stuffed with garlic and smells like butter
>Euch
>So gross

>J: "I'd like to see what he thinks he's so special for. With his messed up, teenage dad-bod."
>Ow
>J: "With his no hair cut havin'. No shower takin...s-strong willed. Independant. Honest...fierce and brutal...UGH! That jerk!"
>What's that?
>Are you...feeling?
>You might be
>A: "Better squelch that real fast."

>You focus in on Janna's head
>Broaden your connection with her
>Then
>Right you can feel attention move to your presence

https://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE

>You beam an image of Marco into Janna's head
>Just him at first
>You feel confusion from her
>You smirk
>As you land behind her
>You blast Aerosmith into her brain
>Right when the drums kick and horns start
>You pose!
>Then hit her with Marco after he's tied his hair up
>It could be a man bun
>It could be a lady's pony tail
>He has barely no sideburns
>You show her a closeup of when he licks his lips
>When he sips water after working in the yard
>J: "Anon!? What the fu-"
>You show off Marco's tightest pants
>They're exactly like his usual pants
>Just shrunk from a dryer incidenct
>He's too frugal to dispose of them
>So every third and a half wash cycle he's stuck in them
>You zoom on his butt
>On the small of his hairless back as he reaches up and his sweatshirt rides up
>J: "This isn't cool!"
>You show her halloween
>When Marco dressed up as a Moon-Warrior
>Sailor Lunar
>He had the thigh-highs
>J: "STOP!"
>The mini-skirt
>J: "AAAAAHHH! IT'S LIKE STARING INTO THE VOID AND IT FAPS WHILE KEEPING EYE CONTACT!"
>A: "BEHOLD!"

cont
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>>1780652
holy shit, support that all the way
>>
>>1780652
>>1780716
NO
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>>1780723
>>1780723

>You show her the one moment you kept stored away for so many years
>When Marco, having just learned how to walk in his power-gogo boots on that halloween
>Pranced into the street
>Waved with his candy bowl held up to his chest with one hand
>Then
>Out of curiosity
>Or mean spirited fun
>You pushed him
>You
>Saw
>Upskirt

>J: "NO! NO THE IMAGE CAN NEVER BE ERASED! ALL ELSE IS A PALE IMITATION COMPARED TO THIS! NO!"

>Now Janna has seen it too

>She's on the floor
>Sucking her thumb in distress
>J: "Was that for stabbing you earlier?"
>She whimpers
>What do?
>>
>>1780727
>"I was simply agreeing with you. Marco is cuter than me. Probably you too."
>>
>>1780727
>Collect our Janna
>Find Jackie
>Tell Janna we think she's pretty cool too.
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>>1780727
Laugh, then pick her up and ask if she's found anything.
>>
>>1780727

>>1780732
>>1780733
These too. Agree, Pick her up and lets go look for jackie while she looks for something.
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>>1780727
>broadcast AnonXMarco into Janna's head.
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>>1780727
This >>1780732
Followed by >>1780737
>>
>>1780727
>>1780732
supporting
>>
>>1780727
>Hey, just showing you how "cute" Marco can be.
>You find anything good?
>Now let's go find Jackie.
>>
>>1780727
>>1780732
>>1780733
>>1780737
>>1780747
supporting these
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>>1780723
>>>1780727
WE JUST SIGNED SUSAN AWAY YOU STUPID FUCKS.
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>>1780782
susan's not a male... or is she (male) ?
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>>1780727
> LEAN DOWN AND WHISPER " I can be cute too if you want, its only a game of pretend after all..."
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>>1780782
We haven't done anything official, chill
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>>1780782
Our first child is either Muscles or Susan, depending on who and what you define as a child
>>
>>1780727
Supporting:
>>1780733
>>1780737

>>1780782
It doesn't have to be Anon's child.
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>>1780782
Susan isn't our first born son.
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>>1780782
That's a chick dumbass

You callin' her a son?
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>>1780804
No but Marco is a first born.
>Trade Marco to Quest Buy
>Sell Star to Hell
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>>1780727
>>Now Janna has seen it too
>>1780732
>>1780733
This and THIS.
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>>1780732
Oh, and if she gets offended about Marco being cuter than her, then challenge her to prove us wrong by dressing up.
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>>1780727
Supporting:
>>1780861
Alongside my vote here:
>>1780802
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The votes!

>Marco -is- a pretty princess
4 votes


>Compliment Janna
1 vote

>More
1 vote

>Find Jackie
1 vote

>Obtain 1 Jan-nanna fruit
4 votes

>Flirt
1 vote


>You reach down
>Pick up Janna by her hips
>Then tuck her under Muscle's armpit
>She doesn't even uncurl
>A: "You get anything you want?"
>J: "You gonna make me let you pay for it? Or can I actually get something myself?"
>A: "If you -did- steal something...what would it be?"
>Janna grumbles something about how much your armpit reeks
>You look over at her
>A: "Hey. We can't all be the PHD."
>J: "A doctor?"
>You sigh
>A sloth hands you an application to work for Quest Buy
>You throw it at him
>Then continue
>A: "A pretty handsome dude."
>J: "Oh you uh...haha you heard that?"
>You don't look at Janna
>A: "I already know Marco's more handsome than me. I already know he's pretty."
>You take off from the ground
>Keep your eyes straight ahead at first
>Then you smirk, showing off your one black tooth
>A: "I can't be pretty. It's why I keep being awesome."
>Janna snorts
>J: "It's not like you're uggo or anything."
>A: "Gee. Thanks."
>You glare at the aisles
>J: "Anon I- I'm sorry it was jus-"
>A: "Think a fall from this height would kill you?"
>J: "Point taken."
>Where is she?
>You flex your brain
>Nothing
>Damnit
>Why isn't Jackie psionic?
>A: "Where'd Jackie GET too!?"
>J: "Oh, hang on."
>Janna pulls out your phone
>She quickly dials your lady
>J: "Jack-o where you at?"
>You hear panting
>Then a very frightened sounding voice come from the other end
>J: "Janna! ANON! HELP ME!"
>A: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

https://youtu.be/YsotBO675Ck

>J: "SOME GUYS SAW ME WITH YOUR SCISSORS! I- I don't know what they want! They're after me. I'm somewhere near the- the Pets department!"
>Janna wiggles free
>Hits the top of the nearest shelf
>Ja: "We gotta find her!"
>A: "No SHIT!"
>This place is huge
>Sprawling
>You're in trinkets and gemworks
>Where is the pets department!?
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>>1780874
> RIP AND TEAR
> RIP AND TEAR HIS GUTS
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>>1780874
>>1780883
https://youtu.be/BSsfjHCFosw
Supporting
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>>1780874
SHIT

HONE IN ON JACKIE'S THOUGHTS

MAKE A FUCKIN' BEELINE FOR HER, AND BRING JANNA TOO

SHE NEEDS TO SHANK SOME FUCKERS
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>>1780874
CALL HECKAPOO
SHE KNOWS THIS PLACE LIKE THE BACK OF HER HAND
LET HER BE OUR NAVIGATOR
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>>1780874
NO FUCKING TIME TO STOP


JUST PICK UP THE PAMPHLET SLOTH AND TELL YOU TO POINT YOU IN THE RIGHT WAY.
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>>1780874
Tell Jackie to get on her new hoverboard and fly up so we can see her.

>>1780897
This too.
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>>1780897
>Not my department
>>1780899
Supporting
>>1780883
Chill, lets try to NOT get banned from Quest Buy
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>>1780874
>>1780895
Supportan
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>>1780874
Bust out the skull boi's. SAR operation starts fucking now, split them up for recon of Jackie and/or the pets department. Continue with our aerial canvassing. Ask Janna to relay Jackie to... make something big and noticeable occur wherever she's at?
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Reminder to portal the near-dead bodies OUT of Quest Buy before the murdering. So we don't get banned.
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>>1780909
>Bust out the skull boi's.

BUST OUT SUSAN, SHE CAN FLY AND WE CAN CONTACT HER TELEPATHICALLY
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We should have left a skullboy with Jackie in case shit like this happened.
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>>1780919
fair

Time to give Janna her gear and carry jackie's to her
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>>1780874
Supporting:
>>1780895
>>1780899
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>>1780919
Little preplanning on our part. Now we know we should alway keep a skull near our non-psykic allies.
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>>1780874
>Starwalk to get airborn
>Get Susan out and tell her to lead us to Jackie
>Stay on the phone with Jackie, tell her to call out details
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The votes!

>Grab Sloth
2 votes

>Skullbois Engage!
1 vote

>Cruisan for Susan
2 votes

>Attac
2 votes

>Call HECCIN HEK!
3 votes

>Jackie Signal
1 vote

>Use Board
2 votes


>A: "Keep her on the phone!"
>You yell to Janna
>You may not know where you need to go...
>This wasn't in your plans
>Damnit
>Why are there no fucking SAFE zones!?"
>You instruct Janna how to make a multi-call
>Have her call Hekapoo
>A: "Don't be busy don't be busy don't ignore don't ignore don't igno-"
>H: "Hek do you want?"
>A: "HOW DO I FIND THE PETS DEPARTMENT IN QUEST BUY!?"
>J: "Anon!? Where are you!?"
>Hekapoo only gets a split second before she's figured out what's happening
>H: "What department are you in?"
>You look around
>You've been flying in a straight line
>A: "Uh...I see. A big blue crystal. A lake. Surrounded by vending machines."
>H: "That's the break-lake. Do you see the artificial sun?"
>You swerve your head around
>A: "Is it purple!?"
>H: "What day is it!?"
>A: "SATURDAY!"
>H: "THEN YES! Go east with the sun as your guide! Fly straight until you see the great chew-bone!"
>You need speed
>Speed is what you need
>J: "Why don't they get- Uaah! Why don't they get tired? I've been running so much. All sprint."
>Ja: "Pace yourself, girl. They can't catch you if you never stop. Can you give us deets? Can't you use the portal scissors!?"
>You're already charging
>A massacre wave
>A: "Don't do it!"
>BWEEEE BRAKAOW!
>You fly
>Like a literal rocket across the store
>All east
>Shelves fly by
>A: "If she shreds her way somewhere in a fight who knows WHERE she could end up!"
>As you soar you see a milk-bone as big as a a barn
>Towering over kennels and cages
>Tubes and tot-houses
>A: "Jackie! JACKIE!"
>You're wildly looking for her
>In desperation you smack a shelf
>Birds screech
>Fish blub
>The shelf begins to collapse
>J: "Was that you!?"
>A: "It's me! WHERE ARE YOU!?"
>You suddenly hear her
>J: "OVER HERE!"
>You turn
>Just in time to see her vault
>Dead on over the horned head
>Of a bull-bodied demon
>The aisle behind her rumbles
>As a six-limbed lizard
>With searing yellow eyes
>Red scales
>...and similar demonic horns
>Comes flowing after her like a freight train made of lava and hunger
>L: "come BAAAAACK little Mortal, girl! WE JUST WANT THE SCISSORS!"
>The bull pipes up
>B: "Yeah! Give us the ooof!"
>The lizard tramples him
>Shattering his body
>He's somehow still alive
>B: "Dah scissors..."

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>>1781021
>>1781021

>Jackie's juking demons left and right
>You've seen enough to know
>It's time to let er rip
>It's time D-D-D-DDD-DOOT!
>You throw Janna down to the pet beds
>She flips out easily
>You arm yourself with boney blades
>Snarl into the air
>A: "Get. THE FUCK. BACK!"
>Jackie slips the grasping hands of the lizard-train
>She spins
>Cracking it in the skull with her elbow

Nat 1...

>She slips
>Falls on her butt
>The Lizard snatches her in one set of hands
>Slides it's hideous tongue of neon yellow across her face
>J: "AH! Get offa me!"
>She struggles
>To no avail
>The scissors are plucked from her
>L: "Excshellent."
>You're coming in hot
>Ready to rip and tear like nobody's business had ever been
>When the lizard looks up at you
>It smiles
>In an honest way
>L: "MAyshter!"
>You pause
>A: "I am -not- your master. Now put. Her. Down."
>The Lizard thing frowns
>L: "I washn't talking to YOU...."
>You narrow your eyes
>Then turn
>To the shelf behind you
>At the top
>Toying with some sort of corsage
>Is Tom
>T: "Hello, Argomom. Did you get the blades?"
>L: "Yesh, Masther Tom. Hehe. I found a little 'mortal' girl with them heheee."
>T: "She's not important."
>L: "Sho can I EAT her?!"
>T: "No."
>L: "WHAT!?"
>T: "It's good to see you again, Anonymous."
>He smiles
>In a way that tells you just how he really feels
>T: "So good to have you at -my- mercy this time."


SESSION END!

NEXT SESSION (hopefully much longer and filled with demon punches)

SATURDAY! AT 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

L: "The demon prince? Seeking scissors that are not his own? I'd thought they might make a play for her but...this is all too soon."

bless
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>>1781040
>MASSACRE WAVE
>UNLEASH IT AND BURN HIM ALIVE
>THEN USE HIS CORPSE AS DISHRAG
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>>1781040
Can't we just ask Hekapoo to come down and smack Tom for being a stealing little shit? She's super serious about who gets scissors or else she wouldn't make them go through those challenges of hers.
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>>1781073
NO WE HAVE HIM POINT BLANK WITH A CHARGED MASSACRE WAVE.

POP THAT POINT BLANK AND THEN JUST RIP INTO HIS LIFE FORCE AS MUSCLES SHREDS HIM

THEN TAKE HIS HEART AND STICK IT IN OUR WAND AS OUR PERSONAL FUCK TOY

AUUUGH FUCK YOU TOM!
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>>1781040
>>1781050
pretty much This.

One With Nothing is OP against immortal creatures.
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>>1781040
>Nat 1...
Even when we don't roll, shit rolls are still here.

Well, we were planning on talking to Tom at one point, but this isn't an ideal situation since he has power over us.

We should talk with him for now, make it look like we don't plan on attack him or his minions, but telepathically tell Janna to get in position to save Jackie.

If Tom's offer turns out to be actually good, then we might go along with him. If it's shit, then get Janna to stab the Lizard thing, grab Jackie and the scissors and run.

Also, I'm guessing Quest planned this because why the hell would we give Jackie our Scissors when we could have just given her a skullboy? I'm pretty sure nobody voted for that.

>>1781085
He's stronger than us and he has a hostage. Attacking him now would be stupid.
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>>1781073
I mean, she's still on the phone. We don't even have to call her, we just have to say "Tom the prince of hell is stealing my scissors"
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>>1781118
>inb4 this is exactly what he wants: for Hekapoo to get involved

yeh nah, we killin him.
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Grab girls, rip off demon's arm, get scissors back, leave. Killing in Quest Buy is bad idea and I wouldn't be exactly smart to allow him a chance at the scissors. BAD THINGS will happen if he gets them.
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>>1781131
>Grab girls, rip off demon's arm, get scissors back, leave.
Mewgga, it ain't gonna be that easy.
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>>1781156
Of course not, but it'd be easier to use Muscles to knock out the demon and grab the scissors while opening a portal and yelling for Hekapoo about Tom trying to steal the scissors.
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How about we threaten to call Star and have Jackie tell her that Tom is a fucking thief who steals from her friends, killing any dreams Tom has of TomStar?
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>>1781115

Strike First, Strike Hard, Strike Once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMNELG6AdRg
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So pay attention, because even if we seem to be in a dire situation we can still turn this hellish mess on it's head and come out victorious!
So now you ask yourselves: “Sir, how could we ever do such a thing when the enemy has such a ridiculous advantage over us, Sir!”.
Well, because it seems that your pathetic, pea-sized brains cannot seem to figure it out on their own I will have to tell you.

We will come up with a Plan! A plan so perfectly crafted and thought out in less than three days that it will make the enemy look like dirt-eating new-born babies! We will so thoroughly defeat this miserable demon scum that even their families in their brimstone-smelling hell-hole will feel it!

In three days we will be able to smell the delicious smell of victory over these devil!
Your first are to join the platoon's official Discord server, so that we may properly coordinate our overwhelming victory over the hellspawn scourge!

https://discord.gg/x25nASh

Join now maggots, or I'll make sure you'll be cleaning my cum out of your mother's rectum for the rest of eternity!
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Your second orders are to collect information on the enemy! Knowledge is power, and knowing our enemy is the first step to defeating the miserable vermin.

You will look in StarVs canon for all the information on the enemy we can obtain. You will search everywhere every last data on stats, lore information, or general trivia about our enemy published by Quest, from the most insignificant of Discord posts to the oldest of thread posts fogotten on the Sup/tg/ Archives! You will compile this information and figure out in which way it can be used to form part of a cohesive plan against the enemy! You will analyze the current situation from every angle and face a pathetic worm such as yourself could possibly calculate and you'll integrate them into your calculations!

http://starvstheforcesofevil.wikia.com/wiki/Star_vs._the_Forces_of_Evil_Wiki
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest

Your third order is a group effort, and it will consist of formulating a list of objectives to complete that will resolve this currently disastrous situation and further our long-term goals to help us win this war against this soon-to-be-godless Universe! You will analyze the previously obtained information and determinate which are our most pressing goals, which can be considered secondary, and which can be left as optional!

Your fourth and last order is also a group effort, and will consist on establishing the individual steps necessary to fulfilling all of our previously established goals! You will need to predict the reaction our enemy could have to each and every one of these steps, and an appropriate counter-measure to ensure that the situation keeps itself along the established path towards victory!
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We will begin the assembly of the plan tomorrow at dawn! Do this, and the glory of the flawless victory we'll earn in the day of the battle will forever be remembered in the halls of champions!

Dismissed!
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>>1781420
rush Tom cyka
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>>1781040
call star or heecapoo
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>>1781115
Nobody voted for it. Quest just had Anon do it.
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>>1782118
It's also kinda dumb given that we just heard a moleman's thoughts no later then three hours ago about how the scissors would set him free. It kinda making Anon seem like an idiot not to realize things might try to steal the scissors from a 14 year old human. Especially, in a place where he watched monster try to take Star's wand.
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>>1781477
CHECKI BREEKI HIS FACE
THEN RIP OUT HIS HEART
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>>1782279
Beautiful
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>>1782279
so Beautiful i cant tell that its a guys face
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>>1782279
i now really want a gender bending spell
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>>1782182
Yeah, it feels like Anon had to act like a retard in order for this to happen.

Couldn't Tom just show up and use his demon prince powers to grab our scissors?
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>>1783423
he could but i think he wants us to do something
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>>1783059
No, we already got Jackie and Janna to drain us dry, not to mention Sabrina eager for that Anon dick, we aren't going gay. Even if Marco is about as close to a bitch as its possible for a guy to get.
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>>1784311
Bruh, it's noted in quest about Anon being bi. We already gay, fuccboi.
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>>1784311
It's not gay if you ARE a girl.
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>>1784314
>>1784316
what the Discord fuckbois do is on their time, and not relevant here. And I haven't seen a vote for it past a joke Quest made, so bullshit to that.
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>>1784321
Anon has stated one of his fetishes is traps, has fantasized and mocked Marco about how he'd make a pretty boy, JUST sent a picture into Janna's head about him from an old Halloween that was fairly sexualized, and was told by a multidimensional being who's problems far outscale such trivial things as sexuality about "Maybe you're just bi?"

It aint bullshit fuckboi.
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>>1784311
Anon is totally down for Marco's boipussy, faggot
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>>1784336
>>1784326
New plan to make it can happen is go, the confused and lonely Anon wont fall to the wrong path yet....fisting that football player doesn't count though, and the cops cant pin us with it either, so it doubly doesn't count.
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>>1784345
Can not* happen. Fucking typos.
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>>1784345
Too late fuccboi Unicorn horn's on the menu and Alabaster has more than enough to satisfy Anon's needs.
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>>1784410
Are you retarded? We're using the Negacorn horn, after the hunt arc of course. Plus getting it means killing it. We don't kill friends....well, we are going to REALLY try not too.
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>>1784616
Unicorn horn in this case means DICK if you're unable to read beyond literal meaning. I'm making a joke at you you Fuccboi in denial.
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>>1784709
I thought you made a Robot Chicken joke, and I don't think Alabaster is into jailbait...probably. Plus magic horse dude cheats too look good, illusion magic doesn't count when he is still a horse.
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...maybe we could challenge him. Pit us up against your best demon (thus allowing us the chance to acquire desired component with the aide of our lovely compatriots)... if we win, we're off Scott free... lose and... I dunno, we offer to help him look baller in front of princess butterfly and hook him up with her digits that we acquired.
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>>1786028
Hmmm, maybe do it while making a show of dialing up Star instead of calling in Hekasister, that way he knows we have her digits. If he doesn't behave we tell Star on him, if he does then we can have him come with us too kill the Negacorn, plus help look like a badass in front of Star. Inb4 he beefs like a motherfucker. In any case, if we can bluff Star into wanting to kick a Negacorns ass, I am reasonably certain we can pull it off. ONLY ASK HEKASIS IF ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!
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>>1786105
i agree call star
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>>1786105
yeah calling Star is a great idea. If he knows that we can potentially ruin EVERYTHING he is planning to do to get her back, he would back off real quick.
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>>1785585
if its only a illusion it does not count the same with his dick size its cheating
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>>1781040

Alright, game time in a little over half a day.
We need to get some things straight.

While my earlier suggestion >>1781477
may be rash, it is very much in spirit of our wish to collect one of Tom's hearts.

The enemy is at the gate, and he bears significantly easier to collect hearts!
He's neither in hell nor using an avatar, which means his CON value is the lowest we'll encounter it while also meaning that we can actually loot the body after he's incapacitated.
>But he has Jackie and the Scissors, we're fucked if we fight him
That's where we must become creative!
One way or the other, Tom MUST be defeated, or we'll miss out on the greatest opportunity for a demon heart we've got.

Here's the facts as they stand:
>Tom is relatively at his weakest
>Jackie is in the clutches of The Lizard
>Jackie has had the Scissors stolen from her by the Lizard
We must:
>save Jackie, and get her out of harm's way
>retrieve the Scissors, prioritizing preventing Tom from utilizing them in general
>prevent Tom from escaping

Now, onto my suggestions.
>THREATEN TOMSTAR
(A) Quoting a discordfriend verbatim, " we can do this the smart way via threatening to sink TomStar permanently."
I suggest that should we decide to do this, on the assumption that Tom gives in, we immediately seize the opportunity to fight him.

>DON'T CALL STAR
(B) I do not recommend calling Star, as should she get involved, she will most likely hamper any attempts at collecting any of Tom's hearts, should she assist us in dealing with him. However, if she'll just be talking to him over the phone, we should follow through with an attack of opportunity as in (A).

>FIGHT TOM ALONE
(C) My main suggestion, as well as being the most generalized suggestion, is to deal with the situation ourselves.
We do not need to involve Star, nor should we, as explained above.
However, we would need to save Jackie and the Scissors on our own, though whatever means available.
What is important to note is that, as it's been laid out, Tom himself is not in possession of either of the hostages, the Lizard is.
Additionally, Janna is in stealth.
We have many possible venues of attack, and are more than capable of dealing with this threat.

Regardless of what we do, we must NOT let Tom slip away unscathed!
He has threatened the life of our girlfriend, and is stealing one of our most valuable items!
Understand that involving Star will only prevent us from our goals of constructing a wand, as she's definitely going to object to collecting a heart.
And don't expect negotiations to go well with Tom should you all decide to go along with pure Diplomancy.
He's already attacked us.

Onward, and heil Anon!
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>>1787950
Actually, avatar form reduces Tom's CON by -10 to 20.
Right now Tom's base CON is unchanged at 30 for NOT being on his avatar.
Avatars penalize a demon's CON, but make them immune to poisong and unkillable, only returning them to Hell when their avatar is destroyed.

Tom is overall way stronger than Anon right now. Even if he doesn't know how strong Anon is right now (Anon is lv 11, Tom is lv 25).

We also don't know if Star will be available. She doesn't answer to her phone to Anon and may be out doing something with Marco and may not answer like in the pier incident.
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>>1788543
Toms health right now at the moment, adding in his 30 CON, is 170. Anon is capable of doing 50 damage in a singular round, as shown with his fight with the giant mech. Meaning we can take Tom out in four attacks. We can take him.
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>>1789298
Yeah, we could do that, IF WE WERE LITERALLY ANYWHERE BUT QUEST BUY! We can not, under ANY circumstance loose our shop, we only just got our Techsmith, and we have nothing in the way of resources for him. If we can get him to come with us and fight the NegaCorn, then we can have...an accident. BUT NO FIGHTING WITH THE GIRLS RIGHT NEXT TO US AND NO EXPERIENCE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERDIMENSIONAL STORE WITH HEALING FUNYONS!
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>>1789365
Oh, we can just knock him out in QB, grab our scissors, then portal out before ripping his heart out. Fighting isn't banned in Quest Buy.
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>>1789298
You're assuming that our rolls won't be shit, that Tom would even let us charge Massacre Wave or do anything woithout him ordering his lizard to skewer Jackie right through.
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>>1789414
You're assuming Tom's rolls won't be complete ass too. Surprisingly the rolling game works both ways.

And we still got a Janna on the field. She can surprise save Jackie with her super DEX. Then we free to rip and tear.
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>>1789298
He did 50 damage by reflecting the robot`s attack back at him.

Normally, he does like 10-20 damage. Massacre Wave does damage = Will so that`s 15. A crit would do maybe like 30 damage. Plus it takes a round to charge. So 12 rounds? We'd be fucked.

I'm not sure why people want to attack a significantly stronger opponent who has a hostage. Seems like a dumb idea even by thread standards.

I'd rather just listen to what Tom has to say first (while telling Janna to get into position to rescue Jackie). Hell, even if Tom didn't have a hostage and minions, he's still right in front of us and we don't have our scissors. Attacking him head on with no plan is about as retarded as giving our scissors to Jackie.
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This is a hostage situation. Lets not rush this. We need to get the Scissors and Jackie. What we need to do is stall for time.

Don't antagonize him and keep him distracted. Try to find out what he wants. Also, remember Heckapoo is still on the phone.

See if mom can freeze time. If so, keep him distracted until she can. If not, ask her what she thinks is the best course of action.
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>>1786105
Agree with making a show of it, it similar threat fashion that he's trying to pull with Jackie... This should at least bring him to the negotiating table so we can have a proper discussion to defuse the situation or at least come to some kind of proper challenge agreement.
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Don't forget about telepathically messaging Janna to get in a good spot to get at the lizard man and free Jackie. Might be able to 2v1 him and get to a safe spot till we can scissor out.
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Alright! Listen up, maggots!

It seems that many of you pitiful excuses of Questers have been completely incapable of figuring out a single piece of information on our enemy or the current situation. Therefore, it is up to me to do the reconnaissance necessary to plan our our strategy for Saturday's battle!
Everything that we currently know about the enemy can be seen in the following list and verified by Quest, the /tg/ Archives and conversations saved on Discord! Memorize it through and through so that your calculations' margin of error is as ridiculously small as the feminine lumps of flesh you call your wieners!


THE DESPICABLE ENEMY

>TOM BEELZEBOB LUCITOR
>LEVEL 25 ARCH-FIEND (Anon is level 11 and has relatively worse stats)
>SUBCLASS: PYROMASTER
>Rank: PRINCE OF HELL MASTER OF: ALL BUT HE WHO SITS UPON THE HUNGERING THRONE
>WILL: +20
>CHARISMA: +15
>WISDOM: +15
>CONSTITUTION: +30 (Base. CON is 20 while in avatar form)
>170 Health Points in total with his base health and CON multipliers.
>Gets Stats bonuses when Star Butterfly is involved in some way (because of LOVE)
>Weakness: Serious Anger management problems. Incredibly touchy about Star Butterfly (Jealous ex-boyfriend). Ice/Cold related spells (maybe [we have none of]).
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>Doesn't Exactly like Hekapoo.
>Anon knows his stats thanks to being able to force him into a contract for a few minutes.
>Has NO idea how strong Anon has gotten since their last encounter.
>Has underestimated the psychic/magical ability of humans (Anon) in the past (quite reasonably).
>Quite probably has a vendetta against Anon for humiliating him so thoroughly during his challenge to obtain his Dimensional Scissors.
>Could turn Echo Creek into a smoldering inferno on his own.

>BEHEMOTH (Tom's Demon Lizard lackey)
>Specific stats unknown
>High STR, DEX and CON.
>Not stronger than Tom.
>Non-Psychic

>Currently holds Jackie hostage.
>Wants to eat her. Tom is stopping him from doing so.
>Took our dimensional scissors from her.
>Kind of like a giant, sapient man-eating lizard ferret.


>Lucikron (Tom's father) can shape reality in hell with his ridiculously high will.
>Demons are inherently chaotic but are bound by the infragible law of their Master. Lucikron. Who IS very, very evil.
>Fighting demons in hell is overall a ridiculously bad idea unless you're Doomguy or just as mad.
>Hell is currently on an alliance with the Butterfly Kingdom of Mewni, who are also allied with the Ponyhead Kingdom and the Confectioner Elf Kingdom. It's possible other alliances exist.


>A demon's rank in hell is not directly related to a demon's power.
>Tom is a powerful demon and Prince of Hell, but he's still at the bottom of the cosmic power-level scale at the equivalent of a 15-year-old teenager. There are other demons much more powerful than him.
>A demon can be incredibly powerful, but with no political influence it must serve.
>All serve Lucikron, but… there are some powerful demons on very thick chains. VERY thick chains.
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>A demon must assume an AVATAR form when outside of hell. These avatars can be destroyed, but the demon will not be killed and only return to hell. Avatar forms are immune to poison and suffer from penalties to their CON.
>A demon can come to other planes/be lured out of hell in their real form, but to do so they must travel through a dimensional rift (a dimensional portal opened using scissors or similar means).
>A demon who is killed in their real form is killed for real, no matter if it's in Hell or another plane.
>Demons destroyed in their avatar form cannot be harvested for their hearts.
>Anon requires a powerful demon's heart for his Wand's creation.

>Tom and the Behemoth are NOT currently on avatars, but their physical, 'real' forms.
THE OL' GOOD GUYS (us)

>https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

>ANONYMOUS DUBSON MCMOOT
>Currently facing and talking to Tom. Behemoth is right behind him.
>Probably pissed off that he can't go a single day without something trying to ruin his life.

>https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N

>JANNA ORDONIA
>Thrown down into the pet beds by Anon
>Currently has Anon's phone (probably with Hekapoo still on the line)
>Janna specialized in sneaking (a skill dependent on a person's DEX and countered by WIS), and is currently using hear sneaking skills to do her stuff.

>JACKIE LYNN THOMAS
>Currently out-of-commision from being held hostage by Behemoth alongside out dimensional scissors.
>Has her new MED Shark Leather armor Equipped.

>ZOMBINA/SUSAN/DADDY WARKEKS
>Currently zombie harpy of unknown level (Ally list is outdayed).
>Loves Master. Hates to see him suffer.
>Inside our portable Housevator, in our pocket.

>HEKAPOO THE SCISSOR ENFORCER
>Incredibly powerful dimensional Demon Goddess and pretty cool gal.
>Ex-Succubus of Lucikron's Royal Court.
>Thinks Anon is a pretty cool mortal larvae, if sort of a creep.
>Tasked with the forging of dimensional scissors to those who are found worthy of earning them.
>Takes her job super seriously when she isn't chilling.
>Hates people stealing scissors that don't belong to them.
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So this is how it is, maggots! I know we're currently at a clear disadvantage because fate seems to love throwing its daily doo-doos at us, but if we play our cards right we'll come out of this one faster than your girly pricks take to cum when your lover gives you your scheduled prostate exam! Now that we know our current situation we can analyze it and plan on it!

Our current list of Objectives should be this!

MAIN OBJECTIVES
>A. Rescue Jackie
>Our main concern right now should be the safety of Jackie (and Janna) who is in risk of getting eaten by a Lizard Demon Behemoth.
>B. Take back our Scissors
>Without our scissors we're stuck at Questbuy until someone can pick us up. We'll also be unable to move between dimensions on our own.
>C. Successfully portal everyone out of Questbuy into safety
>We must prioritize the safety of our party first and their survival higher than any secondary objectives.

SECONDARY OBJECTIVES
>A. Collect our new items
>Our recently bought items (besides Jackie's armor, who is wearing it) were left in the checkout area while we looked for the girls. Collecting them is of high importance as they consist essential to our long-term survival and a big investment in our part.
>B. Obtain a Demon Heart
>A Demon heart is necessary for the creation of our all-mighty wand at the hands of Fif the Wizard. We don't necessarily need the heart of one of the present demons, only one from a powerful demon (and there are far stronger demons than the ones present).

OPTIONAL OBJECTIVES
>A. Kick Tom's shit
>(for being a shit)
>Highly Risky
or
>B. Talk Tom's confrontation down
>Safest route
>Nowhere near as satisfactory
>C. Strike a deal with Tom.
>Possibly the most profitable route


We now know what our goals are, now we must discover the best way to achieve them and claim victory!

We are a complete disadvantage right now. Tom and his lackey surpass us in power, most probably around the same level. Not only that, but they have a hostage right now, along our scissors, so attacking right now is an absolute no-no.
Fortunately, it seems Tom doesn't want to immediately fight us, so we can stall for time while we put our plan into action.
>1. Talk to Tom and listen to what he has to say.

We know Tom knows we are telepathic, but he probably doesn't know that Janna is here with us, or that she's telepathic too. We can use this to our advantage and talk to her. However if Tom tries reading our mind it's possible that he may notice us talking to Janna and reveal that she's here. However, I think that coordinating with her is worth the risk, specially since Tom believes that most humans are non-magical and therefore underestimates them.
>2. Telepathically Communicate with Janna.
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We have the great advantage that Janna currently has our phone, and can therefore use it to call for help without Tom realizing so. People suggest that we should contact Star, however we do't know if she will answer (since it's Anon calling), she might not even be available and be a complete waste of time, though the reaction she has on Tom could be very useful. We could contact Hekapoo and inform her that Tom/Behemoth are trying to steal our scissors, something that she is very serious about. She is also aware that something is happening and probably still on the phone.
>3.A Contact Star (Low likelihood to succeed, would worsen Tom relationship with us and Star).
>3.B Contact Hekapoo (High likelihood to succeed, Tom will probably think we're a telling baby).

Janna's currently sneakiness could also be useful for retrieving our Items from checkout while we stall for time. Having our items would increase our chance of overall success, and we have to do it anyway. We could, however tell Janna to try and attack Behemoth with a sneak attack, try to take the scissors away from him, or help Jackie. All these have low likelihood to succeed on their own thanks to Tom being right in front of us and able to see what is going on with Behemoth (he also has VERY high Wis, the stats responsible to countering sneak rolls). We'd have to distract Tom if we wanted to help Janna interact with Behemoth to do something. We could also do a combination of all of these as well, like telling Janna to take the scissors so she can portal much faster for our stuff since checkout might be very far way on foot, and more.
>4.A Tell Janna to collect our items.
>4.B Tell Janna to try and take the scissors.
>4.C Tell Janna to try and save Jackie.
>4.D Tell Janna to try a sneak attack.

We could also try to CHA Tom into a deal. We could promise to help him with StarTom if he just calms down and lets us go. We could also threaten to ruin StarTom if he doesn't, though this would be very hard to do, since he still has Jackie. We could tell him that Jackie is friends with Star, which could help our odds. If we talked with Tom we could also try and make a deal with him to get a powerful demon's heart, which would get us an even more powerful heart than Tom's or this Behemoth (by taking one the chained demons' hearts). This would also improve our relationship with Tom.
>5.A Negotiate with Tom.
>5.B Threaten Tom.
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Finally, if all else fails we'd have to resort to violence, in this case to resort to violence. Our greatest chance to succeed would have to be a coordinated double sneak attack with Janna. We could tell her to attack Behemoth or Tom and serve as a distraction using all of the new items while we charge Massacre Wave and try to do the most damage Tom in the shortest amount of time possible. Using Massacre wave against Behemoth is incredibly dangerous since he's holding Jackie. We cannot count that Star or Hekapoo will come to help us, but we can improve our chances that they will if we call them. We must also take into consideration that Jackie would run the highest risk to get hurt or killed in this situation.
>6.A Tell Janna to attack Behemoth (Risky and requires us to distract both.
>6.B Tell Janna to attack Tom

There might be other options available to us, so don't stop brainstorming!
Make sure the enemy pays for underestimating us, Maggots!
Dismissed!
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FUCK PLANNING KILL HIS ASS
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>>1789694
Tom can read minds and rip things from them. Mental communications are compromised.
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>>1789934
THINK ABOUT MARCOS ASS THEN
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SESSION START!

>Who are you?
>Y-
>You're Anonymous
>You are currently dimly aware of that fact
>As right now your brain is being deep fried in salty, whole grain free range ANGER OIL
>Because you're between a rock and a hard place
>A demon Prince
>Who you know as "Tom"
>Has suddenly appeared while you tried to get some shopping done with your girlfriend
>His cronies attacked without warning
>To get something you worked very hard for
>Your magic scissors
>Which you use to travel between dimensions
>Along with that
>His biggest minion has your girlfriend in his clutches
>J: "Get your paws off me you slimy freak!"
>Argomom, the Terrible Six-limbed lizard grins at Jackie
>Arg: "Mashter Tom is fickle, little Mortal. Push our patience! I'm sure he'll change his mind about letting me eat you."
>Tom clears his throat
>Then descends from atop the shelf
>You're currently in Quest Buy
>An inter-dimensional department store
>Violence is prohibited
>Killing will get you banned for life
>Which would cripple your ambitions for conquest
>Or at least a way to keep your friends safe
>You've smashed everything in your way up until now
>Why?
>Why do you feel so lost all of a sudden?
>T: "Anonymous."
>Tom grins as he sees your knuckles lose all their blood from your grip
>T: "Let's rap, buddy."

>Jackie is currently hostage
>As are your scissors
>Janna is here, but in stealth
>She will probably follow your game plan
>You have a bunch of minions in your back pocket
>Susan, your loyal zombie chicken-beast
>The Skull bois

>You also have you
>Anonymous
>With his quickly growing cosmic power
>And Monster Right arm

>What
>Do?
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>>1789940
tell tom to cut to the chase
telepathically call janna to retrieve out items and call heckapoo
in accordance with>>1789860
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>>1789940
GRAB TOM AND THE SCISSORS
MASSACRE WAVE POINT BLANK
RIP IT FROM HIS GRASP
RIP AND TEAR
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>>1789940
>lets rap
aight mewgga give me a beat
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>>1789940
>"Cut to the chase

>>1789944
I advise against telepathy, since Tom can read minds too. Also, i think Us Calling Hek is exactly what he wants us to do.
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>>1789944
Agreed.
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>>1789940
>"Mewgga, what?"
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>>1789940
>>1789860
Supporting with a side of fires.
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>>1789940
>"This is an obnoxiously roundabout way of doing sometime, Tom. You know I have a headbook, right?"
>Casually introduce Jackie to Tom and vice-versa.
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>>1789940
Have Janna take a photo of the lizard holding Jackie with Tom in the background while we stall. Have Janna text us the photo after she's taken it and we text her Star's number. Threaten that we'll send that picture to Star, ruining any chance of Tom ever dating Star again if he doesn't give us our scissors and Jackie back.

Work smarter, not harder.
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>>1789944
>>1789940
Supporting
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>>1789969
Janna doesn't have a phone of her own. She currently has our own phone tho.
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>>1789947
https://youtu.be/qun2Wo2Y8YE

KICK HIM IN THE CHEST
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>>1789940
>>1789956
On second thought?
>>1789969
this.
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>>1789940
Ok
Step one:Keep calm and deal with the devil as plainly as possible.
Step two: Get Janna the fuck over here we need her in position incase we wanna sneak attack, and make sure she keeps Heckapoo on the phone.
Step three: Pray to the dice gods, tonight is gonna be rough.
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>>1789940
Supporting any plan that gets Jackie and the Scissors out of danger.

Also supporting planning to RIP AND TEAR after we do that.

I also say we don't call Star.
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>>1789981
>Janna doesn't have a phone of her own. She currently has our own phone.

Star won't answer our headbook mesages, alrhough Tom doesn't know that.
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>>1789952
fuck it, support the rap battul
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>>1789940
Ask him what he wants.
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>>1789969
>>1789940
I'll support
"You know, I may not like her much, but i know how much you love Star. I do know that she cannot stand someone being a jerk. So what would she think if, say, a picture of a certain demon prince holding one of her friends hostage were to appear in her messages? I don't think she'll like that prince very much. Not. One. Bit."
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>>1789940
Stall for time by talking to Tom.

Mind Read Janna and tell her to tell Hekapoo Tom has our scissors and to get our stuff.

Try to Reason with Tom CHA while we look for a chance to help Jackie.
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>>1789977
Then we have her text the image to Jackie and have Tom or the Lizard check her phone.

>>1790006
We don't need Headbook. We have her actual cellphone number. Marco's too.
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>>1789969
Want he wonder where we got the photo from and have his minions search around to possible find jackie?
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>>1790025
I mean Janna
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>>1790025
THIS. Janna is currently sneaking. Why would we want to blow her cover.
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>>1789969
>>1789940
Supporting this notion lads, blackmail works wonders.
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>>1790025
Everything has a risk. This is less risky than flat out attacking and has a decent chance to actually work without having either of our friends end up dead.
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>>1789940
What do you want Tom?
-ask mom if she has time freezing magic or any recommended choice of action-
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>>1789940
voting for not calling star, let's focus on getting Jackie back because without her free we're trapped. Also the scissors.

We can do stuff after.
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>>1790025
Can he catch her faster than she pushes a button?

Plus if Jana gets caught, we press. Jackie harmed, we press.
We harmed, Jana presses.

We can send to hekapoo as a backup saying if we don't text in 15 mins, send pic to star's number.

Also, hekapoo is still on the call

We didn't hang up yet.
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>>1790038
Kind of hard to blackmail someone who has your girlfriend hostage with threats to kill her.
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>>1790047
What does Tom want more? Us dead, or Star to love him?
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Reminder that Violence is a No No in Questbuy, aside from this being a very delicate position.

We kill someone in here and we get banned for life.
That'd be a hard blow to our ability to arm and prepare oursleves for quests in the future. A VERY hard blow.
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By the way, Tom's telepathic too. Any chance he could intercept our telepathic messages to Janna?
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>>1790051
What do we want more, TomStar dead or Jackie alive?
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>>1790071
Tom isn't going to kill Jackie once we establish we have someone watching that can contact Star. You think holding one of Star's friends hostage is bad? Imagine what that will do to TomStar if Tom actually kills one.
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>>1790071
Better question is what do we want more, to be a fucking pussy, to get Jackie killed, or to grasp at our only chance at coming off as the superior of the situation?
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>>1789940
>>1790005
Updating my vote, we should either have Janna sneak attack the Lizard so to release Jackie, or outright blast the fucker off balance.

He's the biggest threat to us at the moment, and the reason why we can't do anything against Tom (beyond QuestBuy policies).
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>>1790065
There certainly is a chance. However, Tom was surprised in the first place that we could Mind Read since we're human, and I'm sure that they don't know Janna's here, so Tom has no reason to think we'll try to send a message to someone.

>>1790082
We could TRY and do that. However, we'd also be risking Janna since now Tom would know she's here.
I say we could try this, but only if Tom tries to force us to leave Questbuy with Janna being unable to follow us.
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>>1790089
>attacking someone for threatening your friends is to be a pussy
what did he mean by this?

>>1789940
voting for
>>1790091 , but we should hear him out first. We need to know what's going on.
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>>1790105
Pardon?
the To Be A Fucking Pussy is the whole Negotiating With Tom shit.

Getting Jackie Killed is what happens if we try to attack Tom or the Lizard.
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>>1790091
Massacre Waveing the lizard is an extremly bad idea, as he's holding Jackie hostage and could try using her as a human shield.
We'd end up not only killing Jackie ourselves, but also getting ourselves banned from Questbuy and looking like the biggest idiot in this reality.
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THE VOTES!

>Anon

-Cut to the chase, Hornboy Guyliner
4 votes

-Immediate violence
1 vote

-Spit Bars
2 votes

-Talk to the demon prince
7 votes

-Mama help
I want to, darling. These demons are all alike. I believe you to be fully capable of handling this however...and I think you'd gain more from resolving such perils on your own.



>Janna

-Go get our stuff
4 votes

-Call for Help
1 general vote

1 vote for Hekapoo

-Sneak Attac
2 votes


-Play the great game of lies
5 votes


The Path is decided


>You straighten up
>Glare into Tom's piercing red eyes
>Then approach
>You can't feel fear
>Yet you're on edge
>T: "I have to say. You look -much- stronger than last time we met. Did Hekapoo really take you under wing that much? Heh. Traitor turned teacher. It's comedic."
>A: "Let's not mince words, Mr. Foundation and Blush."
>T: "Wha-"
>A: "Mr. Mismatched piercings and too much hairgel."
>T: "Do you realize the situation you're in?">
>A: "Yes."
>T: "I don't think you do."
>A: "I'm talking to somebody I don't like in a situation I don't like less."

>This is all a ploy
>While you chat with Tom you signal for Janna with your MIND powers
>A: "Hey."
>She takes a moment, unsure how to respond yet
>J: "I'm ready. I can stick the big one."
>A: "Negative."
>J: "Why?"
>A: "Get a picture. Of all of us. I have an idea."


>You hear nothing
>See nothing
>Hell
>You can't even smell anything

>Janna gets a nat 20 stealth check

>Nice

>You hold out your hand
>You whistle
>Your phone suddenly plops into your hand
>Which is when you pull it around
>A: "Recognize this number?"
>Then show tom you're ready to hit send
>His face drops as he leers at your screen
>T: "Wh-...how?"
>A: "Like you said, Tom."
>He's starting to shake
>Realizing his position, while powerful is now greatly reduced
>His desire for Star's approval has proven to be an achilles heel
>Anon...you're a genius
Magnificently played, my dear.
>A: "I'm a -lot- better off than I used to be."
>You smug
>He FUCKING MOLECULARLY DESTABILIZES IN ANGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_U1ewiQOvE

>T: "WHERE DID YOU GET HER NUMBER YOU FILTHY EARTH-DOG!?"
>A: "Take a breather, Tom."
>You grin
>You can feel Janna fist pumping somewhere
>A: "Let's rap."

Time to D-D-D-D DDDEAL!
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>>1790155
First of all we go back to neutral ground.
We want the girl, or he loses his.
We want the scissors, or this shit is going nowhere.
Then we start our talks cause we still dont know what he wants.
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>>1790155
"Tell your lacky over there to let the scissors and jackie go, and i won't send Star this pic of you being a dickhead to one of her FRIENDS."
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>>1790155
>"Scissors. And Girlfriend. Now."
>"Also, I'll be generous here, so I won't ask for your Demon Heart. Instead, I'll ask for someone else's. Do you know any big-ass demons you don't want competin' with you that have real juicy Demon Hearts? 'Cuz I don't want no damn Imp Hearts, if you catch my drift."
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>>1790155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MM92hwItjg
Time to spit some bars. Give us the wand plus Jackie, and any hope Tom had of getting with Star isn't crushed into dust.
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>>1790168
support
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>>1790155
>First thing's first, you give us our's back. The girl, let him hold the scissors for now as a bargaining chip.
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>>1790155
>>1790168
supporting as well
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>>1790181
>wand
You mean the scissors.
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"Lets start this conversation over. Tell your good to set my teammate down and return my scissors to her and back the fuck off. Then we go over to that nice pond and talk business like two civilized beings. I have some matters to discuss. Or we can make this ugly. Star gets a nice little photo of you harassing her friends, I pass on a little story that basically terminates any inroads with Star and then we conclude this with violence ending with us all banned from this fine establishment. Your choice."
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>>1790178
Support
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>>1790168
Great plan. Supporting.
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>>1790181
>>1790201
Shit, meant Scissors.
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>>1790155
Thanks you, Janna Banana.


Let Jackie and our scissors go and make him promise to never try some shit like this again.

As a bonus for him:
If he helps us gain the heart of a powerful Demon we'll promise to delete the photo, never bring this situation to Star, and even put a good word of him with her.

ARE WE NOT MERCIFUL?
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>>1790227
Wait. Instead of putting a good work with her, lets promise to giver him Star's number.

She can block him whenever she wants and we don't have to promise doing shit.
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>>1790168
I'll support this.

As for the deal itself, why not invite Tom to the Nightmare hunt? It'd be easy to come up with an excuse (he needs Nightmare blood for a spell component or something), he'd get to show off his "good" points to Star while we get another ally for the fight itself.

In exchange, of course, is the Demon Heart.
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>>1790227
>>1790237
>>1790155
i'll definitely support. If he thinks it is in his best interest to play ball with us then hell take it
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>>1790237
Wait. Silly me. He already recongizes Star's number, so no use on giving it to him.

Well we can still promise to delete the photo and never tell this of Star.
If he wants more we can put in a good work of him with her.
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>>1790155
Oh his salt is delicious, little underwhelming, but with a good rouge doing her job that's how its supposed to happen.
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>>1790155
>>1790238
I'm ok with this
Support
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>>1790205
>>1790168
>>1790178
>>1790227
>>1790237
>>1790238
Perfect, we still need him to talk, so lets act like a Hollywood casting couch contractor and get busy with this shit.
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>>1790155
>>1790178
Correction:
>"And the girl."
We don't want him knowing she's our girlfriend, lest we end up just like him.
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>>1790227
>>1790155
Make sure NOT to mention to Tom that Jackie's is our girlfriend so he doesn't realize we're at a stalemate but that he thinks he's on a lower position than us.
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>>1790168
Support
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THE VOTES!

>The fair deal
5 votes

>Rap Attack
1 vote

>Jackie first
1 vote

>Greedy Greed
2 votes

>Include the sugar
1 vote

>Olive branch
3 votes

>This is perilous spot
>Tom has your girlfriend
>He's pissed a-
>Wait
>He's pulled back
>Why is he inhaling through his nose like that?
>He's doing something behind his back
>T: "No. I am calm. I am serenity. No good plan survives contact with the enemy."
>A: "What are you doing?"
>T: "Self care."
>A: "Sounds ghey."
>T: "YOU'RE GHEY!"
>He explodes into fire
>His breath is brimstone
>The Lizard chuckles behind him
>Cheekily toys with Jackie
>He points at it
>Then speaks with a voice that booms like thunder.
>T: "Eat her and I will see you flayed to bits by blunted daggers and dipped into the swirling pit of lemon juice."
>Arg: "Uh..."
>The massive thing pushes Jackie down
>Nervous about putting her near his mouth
>A: "What do you -want- Tom?"
>Tom takes on a more serious tone
>T: "Your scissors."
>A: "No."
>T: "I'll kill your friend if you don't give them to me."
>A: "Not only will I assfuck you to death for that, I'll send this picture to Star Butt-face and ruin any chance you could ever have with her."
>T: "So what? You expect me to just...back down?"
>His eyes glow
>T: "We have big plans, Meat-Nugget. Big plans that a human kid like you wouldn't be able to comprehend. Give me those scissors and she goes free. These are my terms."
>A: "Do you really think you can hurt her before I push this button and drag your shit inside out?"
>Goddamn
>You're writing some serious checks with your mouth right now

>T: "I don't see any other way this can go..."

>Time to write one more

ROLL CHARISMA!

Then DEX just in case
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Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d20)

>>1790396
roll
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Rolled 16, 2 = 18 (2d20)

>>1790396
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Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d20)

>>1790396
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Rolled 1, 15 = 16 (2d20)

>>1790396
Hmmmm
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Rolled 17, 14 = 31 (2d20)

>>1790396
>starting off with a 1
Excellent
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Rolled 10, 10 = 20 (2d20)

>>1790396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD1orF--y4I&index=9&list=PLD1110BD00889E104
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Rolled 8, 18 = 26 (2d20)

>>1790396
I'll give it a roll. Watch it be absolute shit.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1790396
cummin
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Rolled 10, 18 = 28 (2d20)

>>1790396
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Rolled 12, 4 = 16 (2d20)

>>1790396
Lol faggit
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Rolled 12, 4 = 16 (2d20)

>>1790396
Chill bruh, we business n sheeeiit
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Rolled 15, 6 = 21 (2d20)

>>1790396
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Rolled 16, 1 = 17 (2d20)

>>1790396
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Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d20)

>>1790396
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Rolled 2, 15 = 17 (2d20)

>>1790396
I swear, if I fuck up...
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Rolled 19, 3 = 22 (2d20)

>>1790396
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Rolled 3, 13 = 16 (2d20)

>>1790396
"Hey kid, I'm a computah"
"Stop all the downloadin"
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1790396
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Rolled 4, 11 = 15 (2d20)

>>1790396
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Rolled 9, 12 = 21 (2d20)

>>1790401
fuck you for existing

>>1790396
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Rolled 13, 19 = 32 (2d20)

>>1790396
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>>1790444
check those trips
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Rolled 8, 6 = 14 (2d20)

>>1790237
>>1790396
Let's get it
>>
This dice system is still shit.
>>
THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE
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Rolled 9, 12 = 21 (2d20)

Cmon bbe
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Rolled 2, 12 = 14 (2d20)

>>1790396
Due to lag being a bitch, here goes something
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Rolled 11, 1 = 12 (2d20)

>>1790396
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>>1790450
Look at it this way, if it was best of 3, we would have gotten a 1 and a 4.
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>>1790466
Fuck, least it wasn't a 1
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>>1790493
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
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Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d20)

>>1790396
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>>1790500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYpx8oDMQBU
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>>1790500
You're only allowed to roll once.

And that's good since you got a fucking 1
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>>1790500
FUCK YOU LAG!
>>
Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d20)

>>1790396
have we gotten a 3 yet?
>>
How the flying fuck have we gotten FIVE ones.
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>>1790520
nope
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>>1790522
You'd think there'd be a 20 or two to balance things out.

But no.
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Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d20)

>>1790396
>>
Rolled 8, 2 = 10 (2d10)

IT IS TIME!

FOR THE REROLL!

His eyes are upon us now.

If we are to act we must do it soon.

Tom knows his father is watching.

It will make him all the more reckless.
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Rolled 11, 4 = 15 (2d20)

>>1790396
rip anon
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Rolled 16, 2 = 18 (2d20)

>>1790537
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>>1790537
And 3 and a 9.

The 1's cancels out the dex bonus.

We're fucked.
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Rolled 1, 10 = 11 (2d20)

>>1790537
You gotta believe!
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Rolled 18, 17, 7, 9, 14, 14, 11, 2, 10, 18, 4, 8, 13, 10, 8, 18, 14, 14, 18, 2, 1, 6, 16, 18, 7 = 277 (25d20)

Okay, what the fuck is wrong with the dice.

Not a single 20.

Mass rolling to fix it.
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>>1790537
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>>1790558
>not a single 20
https://youtu.be/5l4OEJ38aLY
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>>1790558
>Not single 20
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>>1790558
still not a single 20, what the fuck is up with these dice
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>>1790558
NOT
A SINGLE
FUCKING
TWENTY
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Rolled 7, 11, 4, 17, 1, 4, 20, 3, 4, 18, 9, 18, 8, 2, 14, 3, 6, 8, 5, 1, 18, 12, 15, 1, 4 = 213 (25d20)

>>1790558
Goddammit, the dice is rigged.

Trying again.
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>>1790610
>one 20
wew
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>>1790610
>3 1's
>>
>>1790610
A TWENTY!
....
And...
Three 1's...
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>>1790610
A 20, but at what cost????
>>
>>1790610
ALL IS LOST
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>>1790610
>3 1s and only 1 20
Holy shit, is this what we get for not remembering to get our bad rolls out of the way first today, or is it punishment for Janna getting the crit success?
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1790537
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>>1790408
>>1790408

Charisma winner...

>10 total

>>1790401
-2

>>1790409
-2

>6 total


>>1790432
>>1790432
DEX WINNER!

>13 total

>>1790430
-2

>>1790467
-2

>9 total


>A: "You give me the girl and I forget this happened. You give me my scissors and I delete this picture."
>T: "Or I skin your girlfriend until you delete it. If you send it? I'll CHEW your heart out of your chest!"
>A: "I never said she was my girlfriend."
>T: "EAT HER!"
>Arg: "YES!"
>J: "ANONYMOUS!"
>:A: NO!"

https://youtu.be/K1GIl38709Q?list=RDEMVracF0y12mn978bcTmlnyAz

>T: "AAAHAHAHAHA!"
>Jackie is pulled up and past the looming hooked teeth
>The beast is chuckling to itself
>Tom tackles your arm!

>12+0= 0

>Higher than 9

>He's hanging on like a wild animal
>Biting your fingers while you struggle
>Jackie looks up
>Makes eye contact with the throat of Argomemnon
>She looks back at you
>She doesn't scream
>She's just crying
>In silence
>Because she knows she's failed you
>J: "Anon..."

>Arg: "HWAMPH!"

She's gone
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Rolled 3, 20 = 23 (2d20)

>>1790537
Nut?
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Rolled 20, 17 = 37 (2d20)

>>1790537
Re roll
Relying in false gods is for faggits

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE
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>>1790649
HAHA I KNEW IT.
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>>1790649
IGNORE TOM! GET HIM OFF! RIP OPEN LIGGER'S THROAT!
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>>1790650
>>1790654
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>>1790649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kQukPQDSag

You fuckers know what has to be done now.
Avenge Jackie.
>>
>>1790649
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT BAAAAAAAAAAASTARD!
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>>1790649
Ok
This is fine
Just whatever you do
Don't rip and tear
i have a feeling this may be a trick of the mind that old boy is pulling
But either way we need to stay calm
Getting mad will get us nowhere.
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>>1790649
REMAIN CALM!!! just, get jackie out of that lizard
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>>1790649
She isn't dead yet, she was swallowed whole. Rip her out. We will not fail.
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>>1790649
his world shall go dark with the our wrath
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>>1790649
>"kk"
>Turn arm into flaming spikes and slaughter Tom
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>>1790649
Rip open the lizard's jaw. Jump in there after her if necessary.
>>
>>1790687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
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>>1790649
RIP AND TEAR
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Jackie is fine for the moment. Tom is just trying to get us kicked out of the store for murder. Go for the scissors first
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Rolled 20, 19 = 39 (2d20)

>>1790649
RIP AND TEAR, MAKE SURE WE GANK ON TOM
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>>1790716
THIS.

Go for the scissors and tell Janna to intervene and deal with the lizard while we deal with Tom.
>>
>>1790723
>>1790709
>>1790687
We need to get star this pic, ruin tom's chances with her now!!!
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>>1790723
STOP ROLLING, STOP WASTING THE 20S YOU NOG
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>>1790683
>i have a feeling this may be a trick of the mind that old boy is pulling
Trick of the mind? BOI! He just fucking ATE our girl!
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>>1790723
>>1790650
>>1790654
Not only do you roll when it's ABSOLUTELY USELESS because Quest ahsn't told us to roll.
You're also wasting the few fucking 20s we get.
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>>1790723
>>1790654
>These rolls
WHERE THE FUCK WERE THESE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM!?
>>
>>1790649
Remember to get the scissors back before we attack the lizard. We're going to need them.
>>
>>1790649

STOP FALLING INTO TOM'S HANDS


QUEST IS TAKING THESE GUT REACTIONS BY WORD

WE GOTTA THINK THINGS THROUGH

JACKIE IS STILL ALIVE
WE CANNOT RISK LOSING QUESTBUY
GET OUR SCISSORS AND TELL JANNA TO JUMP IN
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DO NOT RIP AND TEAR. IT'S A TRAP.
>>
CALL STAR'S NUMBER AND PUT HER ON LOUDSPEAKER.
>>
>>1790827
>>1790649
Support, plus then rip open Frog guy's stomach
>>
>>1790684
support
>>
Also, no rip and tear.
>>
>>1790835
ACTUALLY support
>>1790827
>>
>>1790827
THIS
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>>1790827
>>1790649
Support.

Call Tom's bluff.

If he wants us to NOT tell him on Star he'll have to pull Jackie out of his Minion himself.
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Rolled 6, 7, 9 = 22 (3d10)

THE VOTES

>ATTACK

-The Lizard
5 votes

-Tom
4 votes

>Stay Calm
2 votes

>Go for Scissors
3 votes

>Send the pic
1 vote


https://youtu.be/2G5rfPISIwo

>Your whole body shakes
>This wheeling
>Dealing
>BULLSHIT
>You're no schemer
>YOU'RE ANONYMOUS MCMOOT!
>A: "I'M COMIN' JACKIE!"
>You're not a chessmaster
>You're a king
>You're not a warrior
>A: "RRRAAAGHH!"
>You're a beast

>Muscles hurls himself over your head
>Warping into a fantastic appendage with crap claws and armored bits
>Tom is still on your hand
>T: "GIVE ME THE PHONE!"

>He spews fire into your ear from his mouth
13+15=28

>It envelops your face and neck

ANON HAS TAKEN 15 DAMAGE
ANON IS ON FIRE AND TAKING 7 BURN DAMAGE PER TURN!

>You don't
>Even pause
>A: "LET HER GO!"
>Arg: "At last..."
>A: "LET HER GO!"
>Arg: "Bloodshed..."


ROLL STRENGTH!

NOT ONCE!

NOT TWICE!

THREE TIMES!
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Rolled 10, 9, 19 = 38 (3d20)

>>1790848
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Rolled 16, 17, 18 = 51 (3d20)

>>1790848
AVENGE HER AND ME
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>>1790649
stay calm, call bluff
he just told the thing not to eat her and changed his mind. we know the rules. get janna to call security or star as well.
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Rolled 20, 13, 8 = 41 (3d20)

>>1790848
Fuck.
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Rolled 20, 2, 3 = 25 (3d20)

>>1790848
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Rolled 8, 6, 16 = 30 (3d20)

>>1790848
REMOVE LIZARD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs&t=60s
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Rolled 8, 15, 11 = 34 (3d20)

>>1790848
>>
Rolled 19, 14, 14 = 47 (3d20)

>>1790848
>>
Rolled 6, 10, 19 = 35 (3d20)

>>1790848
time to get kicked out of questbuy
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Rolled 19, 10, 10 = 39 (3d20)

>>1790848
>>
Rolled 16, 7, 8 = 31 (3d20)

>>
Rolled 13, 5, 11 = 29 (3d20)

>>1790848
>>
Rolled 6, 2, 15 = 23 (3d20)

>>1790848
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Rolled 6, 16, 19 = 41 (3d20)

>>1790848
GOLDEN FLAME A SOMETHING... if shits about to start, we should debuff a something... my first thought is that thing that just ate our Girlfriend to aide in our attempts at rescuing her from...whatever happened to her.
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Rolled 10, 12, 11 = 33 (3d20)

>>1790848
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>>1790882
delet this
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Rolled 2, 8, 9 + 11 = 30 (3d20 + 11)

>>1790848
>>
Rolled 13, 2, 6 = 21 (3d20)

>>1790848
Fuuuuuuuck
Ok lets roll
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Rolled 1, 20, 4 = 25 (3d20)

>>1790848
>>
Stop rolling friends, we already have rolls:
>>1790856
>>1790859
>>1790867
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Rolled 19, 16, 10 = 45 (3d20)

>>1790848
RIP AND TEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>1790938
Side note, don't kill anyone. Let's not get banned and take this outside ASAP
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Rolled 4, 2, 13 = 19 (3d20)

>>1790848
RIP AND TEAR
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>>1790848
>>1790893
Also, let's try to not kill the lizard.
If we're gonna get banned, might as well make sure Tom is the one who dies.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1790848
Also, send the picture. We're nothing without our word, and he defied us.
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Rolled 8, 9, 12 = 29 (3d20)

>>1790969
Ahem.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1790848
BLOOD AND THUNDER
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>>1790848
I would like to suggest we use these STR rolls to
OPEN ARGOMOM'S MOUTH WIDE AND DIVE IN TO SAVE JACKIE
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Rolled 14, 15 = 29 (2d20)

>>1790989forgot my other dice
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Rolled 12, 14, 14 = 40 (3d20)

Come on mobile don't fail me now
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Rolled 20, 18, 5 = 43 (3d20)

>>1790848
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>>1791175
http://www.strawpoll.me/13746116/r

What kind of wedgie should we give tom?
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>>1790856
>>1790856

The first...

>20 total

+2 +2 -2 +2

>24

>>1790867
>>1790867
The second

>25 total

+2

>27

Monstrous

>>1790859
>>1790859
The th-...the third

>28 total

TITANIC


https://youtu.be/_RqzlqcRcik


>You are Anonymous
>You've given up too much
>Too much ground
>Too much pride
>You RUSH IN!

>Arg: "COME AND DIE BY MY TEE-"
>CRRRASH!
>You SLAM your fist into the smiling chin of the beast!
>He's dizzied
>A: "Shut your SHIT! I WILL FUCK YOUR EYESOCKETS! I WILL PISS IN YOUR OPEN WOUNDS!"
>T: "PHONE! GIVE!"
>You pull back Muscles
>He forms into a Serrated
>Bone
>Blade

cont
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>>1791246
>>1791246

>Argomemnon shakes his senses back to himself

19+6 Con roll

>Arg: "Strong..."
>He rushes

19+6 STR ROLL

>He bowls you over!
>Onto your back!
>The Crushing Weight
>The slicing clawed feet

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 9 DAMAGE
ANON IS AT 46 HP!
ANONYMOUS IS PIN-

>27 Str roll

>The demon loses his smug smirk as his feet...
>Leave
>The ground
>Arg: "Wh- What!?"
>He squirms
>Thrashes
>Muscles is holding him
>Over your head
>Your human legs shake
>Your back screams
>A: "Not strong..."
>Arg: "RELEASE ME!"
>A: "The Strongest."
>MUSCLES THROWS THE BEAST!
>It roars like a thousand trumpets
>SHRRRRIICNUCKNK!
>Then falls
>Directly onto your blade
>A: "You know what a Meme is?"
>Argomemnon is showering you in demon blood
>It smells like Gasoline
>Arg: "I-...I suffer? I Bleed?"
>A: "I hope the fuck you do."
>Arg: "Mashrerr..."
>A: "You be a DEAD SONNOVA BITCH!"
>SHHHRRRR
>A: "I TELL!"
>shunK! CRACK!
>A: "YOU!"
>crrANNk
>A: "THAT!"

cont
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>>1791252
>>1791252

>You are absolutely drenched in organs and blood
>You cannot see
>The smell of gas is so overpowering
>You cannot feel anything but the searing insides of the demon
>Where is she?
>Where?
>Suddenly you feel it
>No-
>Jackie's hand
>It's grabbed yours
>You drag
>With everything you have
>SHHLLLUMP!
>The Demon falls over onto it's side
>Off of you
>It bleeds like a kiddy pool that's been toppled
>You stand...with your girl in your arm
>She's nearly passed out
>Demon gore cakes her new armor
>J: "Anon..."
>You hold her up
>She looks you in the eye before standing
>J: "Give me a weapon."
>She looks...
>A: "Hardcore."

>T: "Haha!"
>Tom has it
>He stands up from the pool of blood
>With your phone in his hands
>T: "Now. Once I figure out how to use this thing. Let's pick up where we left o-"

>21 roll from Janna on Sneak Attack

>J: "I CAST KNIFE!"
>T: "ARRRGH!"
>Janna's stabbed him in the arm

JANNA HAS DEALT 9 DAMAGE
TOM IS BLEEDING FOR 3

>He raises his hand
>A sound takes the air
>A scream?
>No
>A ringing

>He turns for Janna
>Only to see nothing
>You see nothing

Another Nat fucking 20 on stealth

>T: "RRRR THEN YOU!"
>Tom pushes you back
>In the chest
>With a telekentic wave
>You're sent back
>But unlike those without psychic power
>You have defenses
>You don't go flying
>Your head aches...
>But this isn't over

What do?
>>
>>1791260
Get the damn scissors! Let Jackie and Janna handle Tom while we get the scissors!
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>>1791260
Give Jackie a weapon, ANY WEAPON, then fucking RUSH TOM! WE ALREADY KILLED, WE'RE PROBABLY BANNED! LET'S GO EVEN FARTHER! SHOW HIM WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH ANONYMOUS DANGER MCMOOT, HIS GIRL JACKIE LYN TOMAS, AND JANNA!
>>
>>1791260

>>1791270
This, and prep a portal to go finish off Tom somewhere that isn't QuestBuy!

Oh, and the body obviously.
>>
>>1791260
>Janna get the phone, hit send
>Jackie, lock and load
>Anon GET THAT FUCKING PAIR OF SCISSORS AND KILL A BITCH
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>>1791260
Have Jackie find the scissors and go for our stuff while Janna and Anon deal with Tom.
>>
>>1791216
What does the eldritch wedgie entail?
Might go with the classic atomic wedgie.
>>1791252
OKAY BE CAREFUL FUCKBOI, WE CANT RISK JACKIE, PULL HER OUT THEN SEND HIS BODY TO DEEP SPACE!
Then...then we break toms ass with a wedgie and fisting the likes of which no demon has ever seen in this reality.
>>1791260
We still have the phone right, lets call Star, place it loudspeaker. Then, we calm the fuck down, shackle our murder/rape/destroy arm, and have a quick chat with Tom about him picking our scissors up for us and him joining our hunt later on with Jackie and Janna.
Oh, and maybe clean the blood, it is our mess after all.
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>>1791260
Grab our fucking scissors and get Lizard outta her with the girls before we gey banned
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>>1791260
priority is to get the scissors
try to get bonewheels to distract tom
i think jann can keep doin what shes doin
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>>1791260
"Heh, like that isn't the only copy i have..."
ATTACK
https://youtu.be/99DEjXDrB1k
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Rolled 16, 12, 11 = 39 (3d20)

>>1791270
>>1791260
Supported, adding on this to sweep under Tom with the scissors and portal him outta here with his gored minion. Leave him in the North Pole for fun.
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>>1791289
Tom has our phone right now.
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>>1791252
HUNGERING FLAMES TOM so both Jackie and ourselves can keep him distracted and at a disadvantage. Instruct Sneeki, Breeki Janna to take care of scissors via psychic messege.
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>>1791260
SITUATION REPORT

>JACKIE IS OUT OF THE BEAST
>TOM'S CONFOUNDED BY JANNA'S SNEAKY ANTICS
>TOM STILL HAS THE PHONE
>OUR ITEMS ARE STILL IN CHECKOUT
>OUR SCISSORS ARE SOMWHERE AROUND HERE
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>>1791260
Attack Tom and try to pin him down with Muscles while Janna and/or Jackie grab the scissors. Get them to open a portal to a safer location).

>>1791311
The phone is pretty much irrelevant now. Let's just go up to Star and tell her that the demons are starting shit. Especially Tom.
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>>1791270
>>1791281
>>1791307
I hope you're aware that Anon is more able to Jandle Tom than Jackie or Janna.

Get Jackie to find the scissors while we And Janna handle Tom.
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>>1791311
Not true, Janna just shanked him and grabbed it, also turns out she is really fucking good at being a hobo ninja.
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>>1791260
>"I dig your enthusiasm, Jackie, but get the scissors first."
>Proceed to murder-rape Tom
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>>1791284
>>1791260
Alright.

Anon and Janna deal with Tom.

Jackie looks for the scissors and goes for our stuff so she can get armoed.

We let Susan and Da Skull Boys out.
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>>1791311
We're rich as hell
Phone is irrelevant. We can get the numbers again with headbook

If we toss the lizard elsewhere with the scissors, we might not get banned
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>>1791260
Cast One With Nothing + Blood for Blood
Steal his fire immunity.
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>>1791260
Get the scissors to get the dying Lizard out of here. Dump him in Austrailia, Then release Zombina to help us take out Tom.
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>>1791370
I don't care about the phone itself.

I want that fucking photo that had Tom so butt-blasted.

I want to conserve it for eternity so we can rub it in his face for all time.
>>
>>1791336
>>1791260
Right, let me rephrase my vote.

prep a portal to go finish off Tom somewhere that isn't QuestBuy, and bring the corpse.

Secure the Scissors, and don't let Jackie and Janna overextend themselves vs Tom.
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>>1791386
Jackie can just tell star
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>>1791292
change to support
>>1791391
>>
>>1791391
Support
>>
>>1791260
>>1791350
pretty much >>1791391
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>>1791391
Well tom can go to hell any time

We need to restrain him
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>>1791260

CAST ONE WITH NOTHING ON TOM!!!!!
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>>1791433
One with Nothing removes damage immunity.

Tom got damaged by Janna's knife.

Casting it is useless.
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>>1791441
Damage Immunity comes in many forms.
Physical Attacks.
Magical Attacks.
Fire. Electricity. Cold.
Just because you can't hurt a FIre Elemental with fire doesn't mean that it won't be harmed by physical attacks.

You get where I'm going.
>>
>>1791441
>>1791460
What One With Nothing does is strip immunities from an enemy so that they can be killed using those methods.
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>>1791433
>cast
I thought One With Nothing was a perk????
>>
The votes

>J and J vs Tom
4 votes

>Get the Scissors, Anon
5 votes

>Janna snatch the phone
1 vote

>Jackie, get the scissors
3 votes

>Fight Tom
3 votes

>BFB + ONE WITH NOTHING
Already experimenting. Lovely.
1 vote


>You stand at the ready
>You spit demon blood from your mouth
>A: "PAtoo!..."
>Then you juke
>Running off, toward the demon on the ground
>T: "HEY! Don't you run from me-"
>Tomm is blocked by Jackie's Shark Armored arm
>J: "He's not running."
>She kicks Tom in the shin

>12 total
>He looks down at her leg
>J: "He's leaving the light weight for u-UUa!"
>He's lifting her from the ground with his mind powers
>T: "You mortals REALLY need to be shown your place. Oh, I can't WAIT to stand over your little mudball as a burning STORAGE UNIT!"
>This is when he gets stabbed
>T: "AAAAHH!"
>Janna
>Off the top rope
>With the knife
>JANNA HAS DEALT 9 DAMAGE BY ROLLING 18+6 ON DEX
>TOM BLEEDS FOR THREE
>His focus lost, he drops Jackie
>Who lands on her butt
>She takes advantage however
>When he turns, catching Janna before she stealth away
>T: "I am going to deep fry you in Seal Blood!"
>Jackie kicks his legs out with a 16 total
>She protec
>Ja: "Thanks, Jack."
>J: "Stay outta sight!"
>Ja: "Whoooosh!"
>25 total on stealth

I-

Jesus Christ, Janna.

>You rush over to the demon
>Deciding to take your scissors for yourself
>Janna and Jackie can keep hot-head distracted for a time
>Only you stand a chance
>You reach for the blades

>Arg: "rrr..."
>Just in time for Argomemnon to awake
>25 total on Bite attack
>Arg: "RAGH!"
>SNAP!
>You're trapped in his teeth!
>Arg: "This time..."
>He drags his saggy soggy bloody body upwards
>Arg: "I am going...to chew."

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 9 DAMAGE

ANON IS AT 33 HP!

>You think Muscles can reach the Scissors from here
>You could also use this up-close moment to attack or further weaken the beast
>You do not have much time

What do?
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>>1791497
Reach the scissors and open a rift under the lizard. Get his sorry ass out of here. Also eat some Funyons.
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>>1791497
>>1791509
support
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>>1791497
Grab scissors, open portal, throw ligger in portal to kill later, then tease Tom into following us while mentally telling the J's to follow as well.
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>>1791497
SCISSORS NOW!!!
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>>1791497
>>1791509
supportan!
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>>1791497
Reach for the scissors and Portal it our of here.

I don't wanna get banned from QB
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>>1791509
support
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>>1791509
This, the fucker is on his last few breaths, lets take him out before he dies. Then break Tom.
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>>1791497
>Scissors, we can tank the hit
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>>1791497
>>1791509
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>>1791509
do it pussy
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>>1791524
>>1791497
AND PLEASE
RELEASE THE SUSAN

SHE CAN HELP US ALL FIGHT
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>>1791520
>>1791536
YES! RELEASE THE MEGA CHICKEN! In addition, of course.
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>>1791536
Chicken support and>>1791509
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>>1791497
Be like Michael in Space Jam and stretch for them scissors.
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>>1791497
Supporting >>1791520
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>>1791525
also supporting>>1791536
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We gotta use O.W.N. as soon as we can to btfo tom permenantly
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THE VOTES!

>Get the blades
>Cut these fetid strings of fate
10 votes

>Release the Chicken
4 votes

>You wait for the right moment
>When the jaws open
>Arg: "RAWMF!"
>You snatch the blades!
>CRUNCH!
>A: "AAH!"
>ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN ANOTHER 9 DAMAGE
ANON IS AT 24 HP!
>Your body is a mess of gasoline scented blood
>Puncture wounds
>A burned neck and hair
>Your muscles
>Even Muscles
>Is so sore it feels someone's hit you with a car and backed up
>You eye the blades as the sounds of battle nearby become muffled in your hazy head


>Jackie tries to get to her feet quickly

8 total Dex roll due to the blood

>Before she can spring
>She slips
>Tom grabs her ankle
>She looks down
>At his pinkish, three eyed face
>Searing hate from it's pupils
>T: "All I wanted...was those STUPID SCISSORS for my Dad! I GET WHAT I WANT ANONYM-"
JannaGets24onStabSneakattackSaywat
>T: "rrrrRAAAGH!"
>TOM TAKES ANOTHER 9 DAMAGE
>This time however...
>He turns...and sees Janna
>Before she can get away
>He throws up his hand
>Into the cieling
>Fire
>Erupts from him

PATCH NOTE BEFORE I ROLL THIS ATTACK

IN CALCULATING SPELL DAMAGE
ONE USES THE ENTIRETY OF THEIR STAT BONUS

IE

IF ANON USES COMBUSTION AND HITS

DMG = 6

PLUS

HALF OF ONE'S LEVEL
THEN ONGOING 1/3RD IF IT APPLIES

MEANING COMBUSTION WOULD DO 11 DAMAGE SINCE HALF OF ANON'S LEVEL (ROUNDED DOWN) IS 5

>TOM CASTS THE FIRES OF DAMNATION
>Janna is caught...in a tidal wave of fire

https://youtu.be/fuaoWWnQ7_A

>She falls
>Trapped beneath the flames
>J: "AAAHH!"
>Tom begins to float
>His flames don't consume Jackie
>She covers her face well with her armored gauntlets
>The Armor does the rest
>As he rises
>He turns

TOM HAS DEALT...

26 DAMAGE TO JANNA

cont
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>>1791663
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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> CALL SECURITY
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>>1791663
https://youtu.be/UYIAfiVGluk?t=171
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>>1791684
>Questbuy
>Security.

LMAO
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>>1791684
"Uh, yeah... that's not my department"
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>JANNA HAS TAKEN 26 DAMAGE

>JANNA IS AT 9 HP
>TAKING AN ONGOING 8
>She's screaming
>T: "You mistake me...as someone to be TRIFLED WITH!"
>A: "Just like you mistake me."
>You rip open the air
>As deep as you can with your magic blades
>Right under the lizard
>A: "For someone who's good at Banter!"
>The portal opens
>To random spot in the multiverse

>66
>It Opens to Hell


https://youtu.be/rmgZjm-S9dc

>THE LIZARD TOPPLES FORWARD
>INTO THE PIT OF FIRE!
>YOU DRAG YOURSELF LOOSE AS THE INTER DIMENSIONAL HOLE SUCKS INWARD
>AS DEMONS, MOCK ARGOMEMNON'S WEAKNESS
>You hit the ground
>Hard
>Then look up to Tom
>You whip out your portable door
>T: "What game is this?"
>A: "It's called..."
>Tom raises an eye
>A: "Chicken."
>Z: "SCRAWWW!"
>YOU OPEN THE DOOR
>JUMP INSIDE FOR THE FUNYONS TO VORE
>OUT COMES SUSAN
>YOUR UNDEAD
>LISPY
>DINOSAUR

Who gets a nat 1 on her claw attack

>Tom leans backward
>Non chalantly
>Susan flies into the kibble
>Shredding it fiercely
>When Tom Turns back
>You come out of the door
>Eating
>A: "Hokay Ashhowle..."
>You swallow

ANON HAS REGAINED 50 HP
ANON IS BACK AT FULL HEALTH

>A: "Round 2."

What do?
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>Didn't listen to me when I told you to call Hekapoo.
>Didn't listen to me when I told you to send one of the girls for the scissors and for our items.
>Didn't listen to me when I told you to have Anon, the strongest of the three, deal with Tom.

I'll be cleaning my hands off Janna's dead, thankyouverymuch.
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>A: "Don't come, its Dangerous."
>Ja and J :"We'll be fine!"
http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?SmFubmEgRGllcw==
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FIX THE JANNA
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>>1791705
USE MUSCLES TO GRAB TOM IN THE BALLS AND CASTRATE HIM
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>>1791705
Thow Janna a bag of funyons.

Throw jackie the scisorss so she can portal to Checkout.

Throw Susan at Tom.

Charge MASSACRE WAVE
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>>1791705
Get Janna in the Housevator and use the water inside to put out the fire. And eat any Funyons in there to regain health.

One with Nothing on Tom while grappling him with Muscles. Make sure he can't make any more attacks on the girls.
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Tell Susan to funyon Janna and get her away as quickly as possible. GET JACKIE AND JANNA AWAY FROM HERE, SLICE AGRO'S NECK OPEN AND USE MUSCLES TO PULL TOM BACK INTO HELL
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>>1791705
>BfB ourselves to heal Janna
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>>1791705
TOSS A BACK OF FUNYONS TO JACKIE AND TELL HER TO HEAL JANNA BY SHOVING THEM IN HER MOUTH!

Then, we start teasing Tom to get him in here!
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>>1791705
AVENGE JANNA. ATTACK TOM WITH EVERYTHING WE GOT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1791705
SAVE JANNA WHILE ZOMBELLA GETS HER SHIT TOGETHER WITH JACKIE
ONCE SHE IS ABLE TO MOVE WE ARE FUCKING GONE
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>>1791719
>>1791720
>>1791717
Just ANYTHING to heal/stabilize her right now!
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>>1791720
Janna can shove her own Funyons into her mouth.

Have Jackie do something else.
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>>1791705

>>1791715
Supporting this except for handing jackie the scissors, we should shove them into the doorway with the funyons!

Rather not risk them getting hurt again.

Get tom to follow us into hell so we can kill him there!
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>>1791705
>"KNEEL OR DIE"
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>>1791715
Oh, and DON'T GIVE ANYONE ELSE SCISSORS! They ain't ever leaving our side.
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>>1791708
EVERYTHING WENT OUT THE FUCKIN WINDOW WHEN THE BEAST ATE JACKIE
WE JUST SKIPPED STEPS 2 THRU 4
BOYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1791705
STABILIZE JANNA, THEN MASSACRE WAVE.
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>>1791705
I'M PICKLERICK
JANNA, LOOK I'M A PICKLE
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>>1791741
You skipped step one by not calling Hekapoo.
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>>1791705
>Hey Mom, is now a bad time to learn that Take The Strings spell?
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>>1791705

>>1791713
>>1791717
>>1791718
>>1791733
>>1791736
Supporting these!
also, don't BfB janna!
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>>1791705
Heal the Janna
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>>1791715
Good idea. BUT NO SCISSORS TO JACKIE
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>>1791715
>Let go of the scissors
Are you fucking retarded, he can pick them up with his brain if they leave our hands. Cut a hole in space a grab Jackie and Janna
>>1791705
We pulling them the fuck outa here. Go back by ourselves and kick his ass. Or just ignore him and buy our shit and go check on the JJs, preferably by leaving them with Hekapoo.
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Quickly shove funyons into janna's mouth
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>>1791770
>>1791771
Then Just keep the scissors but send Jackie for our shit.

She's literally defenseless and Janna is dying.

Meanwhile, Anon and Susan can fight tom until they're back in strenght.
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>>1791705
Supporting getting the funions to Janna. Skullbois should still be available to roll out... instruct them to get a bag to Janna. Psychic msg her to test us and to just eat them as fast as possible.

This should leave us available for an action. I still say HUNGERING FLAMES on Tom for imposing disadvantage on him. Not sure if Jackie could even navigate to the checkstand where our stuff is, or if she could get back. Similarly doubt Susan is going to want to leave our side.
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>>1791736
This!
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>>1791736
Modification: Finish Tom off IN hell.
Best not let his lackies help him out while we beat him into submission.
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Don't forget to vote: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest
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>>1791857
>Best not let his lackies help him out while we beat him into submission.
>Lets go where his lackies and where his dad can bend reality through his WILL.

Smart.
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>>1791857
You know Tom gets bonuses in hell
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>>1791888
This, don't give him homefield advantage on top of his bonuses.
>>1791857
Are you insane?
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>>1791857
That's stupid on many many levels.
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THE VOTES!

>Heal the Crispy Ordania
5 votes

>Attack
1 vote

>Nut Crusher
1 vote

>Rick Memes
1 vote

>Drag Tom 2 hell
1 vote

>Susan, Getum
1 vote

>Charge the Messy Cannon
2 votes

>A: "Do you even know how to use these things?"
>You say
>T: "I know they're the next step in our plan. I also know taking them and this..."
>He holds up Jackie by her ankle
>T: "Will hurt you."
>She smiles
>Almost looks like he's in a dream
>T: "So I want to do all of it."
>A: "You're just like my dad."
>You open the air
>Shortrange portal
>A: "You don't know my birthday and you're a huge fucking asshole."
>To Janna
>YOU LEAP INSIDE
>Just in time to dodge the next fire blast

https://youtu.be/j1qw--uyNHE

>You grab Janna
>The flames are bright and hot
>You don't care
>You rip out your next bag of Funyons
>Only two left other than the ones back at checkout
>You push your fingers into her mouth
>Cram Onion snacc in her
>A: "Live damn you...LIVE!"
>Janna cries from the dryness
>The onion flavor
>Still
>Her skin regenerates
>Her hair returns somewhat
>Her body shakes as her meat un-cooks
>You've seen so much gore
>The sight of her as a sausage barely bothers you
>As long as you can heal it
>As long as you can undo what the world does you won't fear it
>Janna coughs
>Her boot still on fire
>J: "I didn't know forcefeeding was one of my fetishes."
>She looks up to you
>Your hands are black and charred from feeding her through the fire

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 8 DAMAGE
JANNA IS AT FULL HEALTH
ANON IS AT 62 HP

>You turn to Tom
>T: "There's no escape."
>He holds up Jackie again
>T: "I have your WOMAN Anonymous!"
>You hold up your hand
>A: "Hey, girls."
>You beam your plan to Janna's head
>She moves when you do
>You blast on 3
>A: "I'm gonna smear your shit, Tom."
>T: "I'll make her pain legendary, Human!"
1
>A: "Smear it allll over like-"
>T: "Her screams will be the choir of my victory."
2
>A: "Like a fruit gusher'..."
>T: "THE MOUTH OF HELL SHALL OPEN! THE FIVE POINTED STAR SHALL SHINE BRIGHT INTO THE DEAD SPACE OF EARTH!"
3
A: "UNDER A DUMP TRUUUUUCK!"

>YOU BLA-
>A: "HAH!"
>Psyche
>You HUNGERING FLAMES with your human hand
>Tom shrieks
>You signal Janna
>You aren't a planner
>You're a monster
>Monsters
>Cheat

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>>1791909
>>1791909

>Janna gets a 22 total on her Dex
>She short hops for Jackie!
>Using the scissors she and her link arms while she's pulled to safety

>You rush
>Signalling for the attack in your mind
>Just as you level your Cannon at Tom
>In comes Susan
>He's left with two targets
>With white fire covering his body

>You are Anonymous
>You didn't expect this to end up this way
>You're 14 years old
>Fighting things way out of your league
>Maybe
>Just maybe
>If you cheat just right

You can win

SESSION END!

NEXT SESSION TUESDAY AT 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

SEE YOU NEXT TIME! ON ANON! VS. Z!
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>>1791914
FUCK YEAH, WE GOT EM OUT OF THERE! Also
>SESSION END!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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>>1791914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A
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>>1791914
Thanks for running, fuck Tom.
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>>1791914
Alright, do we want to kill him just for the heart, or permanently?
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>>1791991
Permanently.
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>>1791914
「つづく…」
Thanks for the session Quest. Goddamn, wish we had a few more rounds, but you've left us with another cliffhanger. Looking forward to Tuesday!
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>>1791991
I myself say permanently, because Tom has crossed the line twice now, and also because he'll become a much, much worse threat later on to us.
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>>1791991
Permanently.

And once we get our wand and grow powerful enough, let's go after Lucikron for starting this whole mess in the first place.

Yet another on target on the shitlist.
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Well fuck me.
If we lose, Tom's gonna come after us again.
If we win, we got fucking Lucikron on our ass.
Not to mention Ludo's army
and the MiBs
Though Alabaster seems to have a plan for those.
>>
Time to kill a demon
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>>1792697
What about Hekapoo?

>>1764297
>>1791991
>>1792022
What's the most powerful demon heart we can get? Lucikron's?
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>>1792697
Would Lucikron care? His offspring failed to a simple mortal. What use was Tom then anyway?
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>>1792697
what if we're looking at this from the wrong angle. Maybe we can reshape Tom's anger into a rebellion against his father who won't accept him for who he is. He's just a prince now, but if you help us take down your father, we both win... you get the kingdom, showcase your strength and leadership potential... we get a very critical component. And we both gain a very powerful ally for the shit the world is going to toss at us.
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Alrighty then, boys. Looks like it's planning time once again. And this time, I've got a real doozy of a plan. It's not only a plan for the next session, but the next few sessions. Roughly, maybe five or so.

First off, dealing with Tom. This boi has nearly killed both of our waifus, tried to steal our precious scissors, and if my people skills are sharp I'm guessing he'll want to try to kill us next session.

While there's a lot of options, all with their own advantages and disadvantages, I say we go for a simple one: Kill Tom. For good. And yes, it seems like a silly thing to want to kill him. But allow me to explain. First of all his heart, he's got a quality heart. As seen by this chart. (Provided by Quest)

>Sprites
>Imps
>Charls
>Succubus/Incubus
>Fiends
>Archfiend
>Devils
>Arch Devils
>Arch Demons
>Lucikron, King and one ruler of the black burning pit

Tom, the resident edgy cry baby is a level 25 archfiend. Making him middle of the road. He is also the son of Lucitor, meaning he's got MASSIVE potential. While I will admit, there are higher level hearts we can go after, I say that Tom's is high enough and that I'm not 100% sure that we're fully capable of taking on higher levels. Maybe devils, probably if we play our cards really smart (which is a rarity) and have good luck an Arch Devil. But I personally am not feeling that confident. Especially when we have this heart right in front of us. I feel that it is a smart idea to take what's put on our doorstep, rather than going off to "greener pastures" without even knowing if we can walk that far.

Now, you may be saying "But Anon, won't Lucikron get really cheesed at us for killing his son?" And you are absolutely right, I have no doubt in my mind that unless Luci is really apathetic (which is possible, but not that likely) he's going to want to get some form of revenge. Which is where the next part of my plan comes in. So, assuming everything goes smoothly, we manage to Rip and Tear Toms heart out without any major losses, we'll be on the timer. A short timer. Max I give it three days before we face problems related to all of this. But three days is all we need.

Considering it's probably the end of Saturday right now, we'll go to bed, and then first thing in the morning we get Star up to go nightmare hunting. My plan at this point: Rush for wand. The wand is an immensely powerful item, the kind of thing that can change the flow of history. It's also, really powerful. Once we get it, we'll either scare off Lucitor, or be able to handle whatever he throws at us. If he comes at us himself, we reveal OWN. Weaken him. Show him we're not a thing to be messed with. I'm getting ahead of myself though. So, we rush to go hunting with Star. Have a good time, make buds, talk things out. By the end of it, we should have a hour. Hopefully, we'll have at least an hour before we need to meet up with Alabaster for that adventure. In that our, we create wand.
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>>1793317
But wait, I'm forgetting the most important spice in this wand stew. The dance to pay Fif. Fear not, this is where things get interesting. This is currently a problem, we have no connections to any Queen, we have no leverage with any Queen, we don't even really know any Queens exist beyond vague mentioning of Moon and The Queen of England, and Mom. But Mom refused already, so who will we get? Ourselves, that's who. We take our full inheritance of THE HOLE as our kingdom, name ourselves Queen Mcmoot I. Hold on though, Anon's a boy, so how's that gonna work? Simple, we play a bit of dress up. Have Luna dress Anon up as a proper Queen. If needed, do a bit of flesh magic to make ourselves an honest queen. Just long enough to get our wand, it'll only be for an hour or so. After that, we go to Fif, have a dance with him, and get our wand. BOOM! We have wand, we're now super powerful, and super beautiful. We can handle Luci, and anything else the universe throws at us.
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>>1793320
>>1793317
.....while I can see where you are coming from. There are a few holes in this plan. Step one is getting Toms Heart out of his ribs. Even upon succeeding, he was sent on a mission, and will likely have a very annoyed father that immediately can find our dark eldritch abomination asshole. Second, we have no actual idea for how long it will take for the wand to be completed, regardless of whether or not Fif can even do it in a day, that is still requiring more time than we can spare. Not to mention that if Tom can figure out our weakness(due too our bad rolls or not), then his much more competent father can do the same, with more power than we can currently use at this time. Third, while I have no doubt a deviant of the highest caliber wizard like Fif wouldn't mind a dance with us, there are several things that stand in the way of it. Firstly, he still treats us as handsoff jailbait, even when it comes to figuring out we are the real deal, might look and or prank, but nothing past that. Second, he was very specific in saying a Queen, now whether or not that technicality of us being the grand ruler of an entire reality, that title of Queen(as loosely and worthless the title is) still belongs too Luna, who we brought back to life and attached to us sure, but its still her plane we are using in her stead. At best we would be stewards or Heralds to her Galactus. Which isn't even going into the fact that even though it does belong to us, we still cant be a Queen except in name alone. And with Mom off the table already, we cant go through with it. Plus I would rather not disappoint her by actually going through a bitchboi phase, even if we are the literal abuse child that got the belt every other day, that shit isn't cool to suggest, let alone consider. While I personally wouldn't mind your suicide for that part of the comment, we have bigger fish to fry. Which in turn means we still need to finish that shit and get a Queen in debt to us. The only thing I can think of for this, is maybe calling in a favor from Star's mother if we show ourselves to them and ask for a job and a boon. As, objectively speaking, the Dance with a Queen is the most tedious part of our list, while I would also like to make a joke about using Marco instead, I doubt Fif means that kind of Queen too. Just something to keep in mind. My idea though is to finish the fight with Tom first, BUT DO NOT KILL HIM, he can be useful in being used as bait for Lucikron's political rivals. A trade for a son that wont be our problem, for the largest and most powerful heart we can get our hands on would be a very good trade. Then of course the NegaCorn, as Tom's actions have shown, he isn't worth the trouble of keeping around if he is going to "accidentally backstab us. Which brings me to the next part, and something that has been concerning me for awhile now. Showing Jackie and Janna, EVERYTHING, that this war we are waging is for. Part 2 next.
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>>1793395
their entire plan is based on the assumption that we'd get attention from Luci.

We're better off killing him than acting like we'd be able to get anything out of it otherwise.
>>
To put it simply, how--outside of Luna intervening for once--would we get Tom to want to do anything for us?
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>>1793395
Due to their contact to our very being, they cant even walk around with us in the glorified interdimensional Best Buy. As they will be our women for the foreseeable future to the end of days, they have the right to know how far into the deep end they are going with us. Which means after dealing with Tom, if not beating and selling him, then at the very least getting away from him, we still need to patch them up, equip them with our shit in the checkout line, and bring them up to speed while they recuperate. Which should be enough time to do so. Now, if they agree then we can move on to the Hunt with Star, including Jackie and Janna(plus more Funyons), we get the horn. Then after we square that part of the supplies away we can deal with the FBI goons with Unibro, we have as much time as we need right now, so we cant risk blowing it all too soon on getting attention.
>>1793417
Which is why we pass the idea off as Ludo's
>>1793422
Well, if he wasn't such a suicidal bastard for attacking Jackie and Janna, and stealing our shit, we COULD have worked a deal with him coming along on the hunting expedition so he can look good fighting an objectively evil creature, thereby giving Star the idea he is a misunderstood snowflake or some other stream of bullshit we'll spew at him. As is though, finding a discreet demon to trade the prince with would be more profitable, Especially if we have Fif act as our intermediary for the deal, with the probable requirement of owing him a favor later. If that doesn't pan out then we can fall back on asking Hekapoo if we absolutely have too. But if we reach that point we may get pointed to some beast of a demon rather than an intelligent one, which would mean a brawl to kill that thing. Not that I am opposed to it, but the idea of finding a possible primal demon and killing it is a bit more difficult than we might be able to pull off for the foreseeable future, unless we get magic Angle mechsuit stuff from our techpriest. So while this plan might be a bit longer in completion, we still have a slightly higher chance of success than doing this
>>1793320
>>1793317
And if all else fails we still have a chance to level up and get stronger to make any left over chores easier to accomplish.
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>>1793487
So we're basically back to step 1, but with an even sourer relationship with the demon prince we had planned to negotiate with.

And since we're set on something of Tom's calibre or higher, we're most likely going to be going against something even more fearsome, rather than take advantage of what we have here.

Honestly, the only thing keeping us from agreeing to kill Tom is the threat of Luci getting involved; however, he's already watching us.
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>>1793395
Hold your horses there, friend. I think your plan has even more holes in it.

Number one, yes I know Lucitor will be after our ass, the entire plan is about out running him until we can properly defend ourselves.

Number two, I doubt wand crafting will take a day, and if so we can just wait it out with Fif.

Three: Queens. See, here's the problem with trying to get a more "legit" queen on the horn for us, #1: What could we do to make them want to help us? #2: Why the heck would they even want to help us in the first place, a wand is the kind of item that changes history, it's the kind that creates and destroys entire societies. So I have my doubts that Queen Moon would want to help us out considering her entire kingdom is based around having the only wand. Might even make us enemies of her, if she finds out. Along with literally every other Queen that isn't suicidal.

Which is why I think the self Queening is the best choice. Also, note how in my plan I said Queen of The Hole, which Luna isn't Queen of. Well, technically she is, she's the Queen of Everything. But if that nullifies our Queen status, then every other Queen ever is also nullified, and therefore we're fucked. Additionally, if age is a problem, then we'll introduce him to our older sister, Queen Anny. Who is 18 years old and totally legal. And Marco isn't a Queen, at most he's a Princess. On that note, considering how he's reacted to Marco's cross dressing, I think it's not too big of a leap in logic to think that Anon himself would be OK with dressing up.

As for Tom, so you want to trade him, somehow, to some demon we don't know, who could probably kill us, to fuck with Lucikrons power status, and you don't think he'll try to come after us then, only maybe worse? Also, you want to make a deal with a devil? Those don't always turn out alright. To continue, Luci has power over all demons, he could probably tell them to fuck off and give him back his son, why the fuck would a demon put themselves in harms way for someone so meaningless in terms of current power? What could they even logically do with Tom? Who would we go to? We don't know any demons, we don't know how to talk to any demons. Your plan has more holes than Swiss cheese.
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>>1793541
I didn't even notice the part about selling Tom to anothe demon, that would go so fucking badly if we're running with the assumption that Luci cares about him.

Demonic Hierarchy would immediately fuck us.
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>>1793541
About the queen, I say we should do what some anon said on thread 16. Bring back Freddie Mercury.
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>>1793541
Luna is the queen of everything in a different universe, by definition she has no sway over the queens in our reality, what kind of mental gymnastics did you do to reach that conclusion?
Mostly my entire problem with your plan stems from crossdressing. On top of not being female enough to count as a Queen/Princess. If it really didn't matter then we could have danced with him right there, and he wouldn't have specified a queen of royal blood. While we also technically own an entire reality, all our subjects add up too us and Luna, as her constructs probably don't count as, citizens, and even if we do get counted as a prince, even without the actual royal blood required, we still can dance with him because we are male. However, we do have an...alternative to needing a blood relation of queenblood. Which I hesitate to mention as no one else has thought of it to my knowledge(Discord chat be damned). We could ask Jackie to do it.
>>1793550
I am betting on red tape and the father using it as a lesson thereby taught by dutiful teachers to remind his son that he can lose at any time, therefore raising the demon in the eyes of their master for their competence. What we really need is a unscrupless dealer, as demons they are bound to be a few, remember the rules go both ways in the bargain.
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Okay, so Quest is encouraging us to cheat in order to win against Tom.

We're in Quest Buy, they're bound to have some items that are effective against Demons. If we can portal to that department, we can use the items against Tom. Or we can just drop the entire shelf on him to see what happens.

If only there was a badass gun-slinging half demon out there willing to help us take on the forces of Hell.
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>>1793737
Flesh craft. We flesh craft ourselves to being a proper Queen. I friggen mentioned this in my original plan. And if our royalty isn't enough for Fif, then it won't be enough for a nightmare. So by your logic we're fugged on that front.

And, your basically betting and hoping that Luci will be OK with you selling his son so some demons can somehow use him to fuck with Luci's rule. Because that's a smart and safe bet.
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>>1793772
We could at least try other options first before resorting to crossdressing.

We could use Raise Dead on a dead queen and have Luna teach us how to make an undead pass for a living person, if only for one night. Or maybe Quest Buy has some items that could help with disguising said undead.

Or we could help the Mewmans deal with the Ludo problem, and then get Moon to dance with Fif as payment. I know we were planning on getting our wand first, but the schedule's all fucked thanks to demons. Ludo's our enemy as well, so if we can get the Mewmans to owe us that's two birds with one stone. If that's not enough, then maybe we can use Susan's apparent connection with Moon. We should really investigate that sometime.

Or we could raise Freddie Mercury.
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>>1793894
But, wouldn't a dead Queen no longer be Queen, because someone took their title? Also, wouldn't it just be easier to Queen up Anon, rather than a dead queen? I mean, that's a big jump from a few, probably not even magical modifications to look like a Queen, to making a skeleton an entirely new and good looking body.

Also, do not try to get Moon involved. That would be really really stupid. Since she'd no doubt go "Hey, why the heck do you want me to do this anyway?" then she'd find out it's for wand, and then she'd get pissy because wands are the kind of things that change history and destroys civiizations. And her entire kingdom and rule is based around her having the only wand. Seriously, bad idea.

And do we even know where Freddie Mercury is?
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Well seems you all are going to be going through some hard fighting. I wish you all luck, and for the sax wand I recommend a little song to play on it once it's made

O Death
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>>1793950
>Also, wouldn't it just be easier to Queen up Anon, rather than a dead queen?

No. The description for FLESH SHAPER in the pastebin says it works for undead and Muscles.

The spell for modifying living flesh is MEAT'S AS GOOD AS MORTAR, and look what it says in the description:
>He can also make minor alterations to still living flesh
>minor

and also

>Undoing these changes is complicated and even more dangerous than attempting them

Modifying undead is a lot easier than modifying living flesh. We could also easily fuck ourselves over.

>Also, do not try to get Moon involved. That would be really really stupid. Since she'd no doubt go "Hey, why the heck do you want me to do this anyway?" then she'd find out it's for wand, and then she'd get pissy because wands are the kind of things that change history and destroys civiizations. And her entire kingdom and rule is based around her having the only wand. Seriously, bad idea.

Instead of admitting that we're making a wand, we could just say that we're making a weapon to fight against demons. Which is the truth anyway thanks to fucking Tom.

And even if she does find out the whole truth, we now have a legitimate reason for NEEDING a wand. A wand might be overkill for Ludo and the MiB, but against the forces of Hell? It might not even be enough.
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>>1794038
Did you ignore the part where I said the modifications might not even need to be magical? Just gotta make Anon look good for one dance. People do that all the time without magic. Even then, I'm sure Luna could assist us if we need to take drastic measures.

And I don't think you understand what asking for a wand is like. It's like asking for a button that can destroy the world. It's like asking "hey, can I have this device of ultra cosmic power that's entirely capable of destroying your kingdom?" This isn't like asking for a demon sword, and it's morally wrong or something, it's a WAND. There's a reason why there's only one in the universe. No matter the justification, she's not going to want us to have it. Bad idea.
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Posting Jackie's Armour here after forgetting to do it a while back.
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>>1794151
This deserves every ounce of love we can give it.

Bless you, friend
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>>1793950
Will you just fuck off with the cross dressing shit already, we aren't doing it and that's that.
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>>1794151
Even in her armor she looks good.
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>>1794065
All this effort posting to say fuck a bitch up. Aight.
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>>1795216
But why not? It's a simple, fun, effective solution to a major problem we have.
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>>1795282
You know what else would be simple,fun and effective? Resurrecting Freddie Mercury.
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>>1795282
Except you are basing your plan on your shit fetish and the idea that Fif would be okay with not getting something he specifically said without any alternative in that option. Shove it up your ass.
>>1795315
Why would we disrespect our honored dead.
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>>1795322
He's a wizard man, wizards are into some weird things. Fairly sure he was banging the cat people. Even then, if we do a good job I don't see why he'd turn us down.
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>>1795315
Did a quick google search. Apparently he was cremated so that's no good unless Quest changes it.
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>>1795333
Yeah,I already did that search and tought of a sollution. Remember when the Housevator broke and Susan was trapped in it? Well, a certain someone suggested that we could pull Susan's soul and put it in another body and Quest approved it. I was thinking we could try that, stealing some fresh body, going to the place where the ashes were spread and do some magicks. Not sure if it would work but we could always ask Luna.
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>>1795332
The good job is getting a negacorn horn, a good job is also getting the heart of the biggest demon we can mutilate within arms reach right now, NOT crossdressing just because it gives you a tingly feeling about an old dude and a 14 year old in a dress, ESPECIALLY because even with all the power we have in an alternate reality that has no bearing on the one we live in, and that it still requires a Queen from THIS reality. If the kingdom we own by ourselves as the sole occupant has no value(until the want is made anyways) then that would be the same as NotFrank being king of the trashdome. It would be completely worthless. That taste is the product of years of emotional and physical abuse Anon has suffered on top of being a fake friendship with Marco. It will be a cold day in hell before I stop telling you to fuck off with that idea.
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>>1795360
Oh yeah, its been awhile since we did that. Actually, would Hekapoo know a few Queens in need of some wetwork being done? Why not just ask her for contact, we only need an actual queen. He didn't specify which one.
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>>1795362
wand* is made
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>>1795362
First of all, you assume I'm turned on by this in the slightest. Truth is, I'm not. At all. I just think it'd be fun. Secondly, I don't see why being from an alternate universe is a deal breaker. When the hell was that established? When did Fif say there was a certain level of "Queen" we needed to obtain?

And I don't see what emotional and physical abuse has to do with Anon wanting to look pretty.
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>>1795216
>>1795322
>>1795362
All this buttmad from someone posting the idea that we should try cross dressing to see if the wizard would say no.
What's he going to do, call us a fag?
We can just go find another Queen in the likely event he says no.
It'd be a joke event regardless.

Moreover, Fif never put any rules on what Queen meant beyond that he wants a dance with one, and that Luna isn't to his tastes anyways given her snubbing him.
We might as try to bring back Freddy.
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>>1795381
Anon hasn't said he wanted to be pretty, THAT was Marco. This is serious shit, not a god damn joke.
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>>1795391
Serious? How is this serious? I see little seriousness in having Anon dress up, look nice, dance with a wizard, and get a wand. Then completely forget that it ever happened.
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>>1795391
>dis is srs biznez gaise
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>>1795390
Okay dude, I don't think the leaders of popular bands count, even if they are really famous.
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>>1795400
Remember that QuestBuy's standards for "your firstborn son" don't strictly mean Anon's firstborn son.

It is entirely possible, and likely probable given his personality, that Fif is open to any interpretation that would amuse him the most.
He's a wizard, after all. They're odd people.
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>>1795360
I guess it wouldn't hurt to try. We might have to raise someone else who's body has been completely destroyed so we might as well experiment.

Actually, it would be pretty funny if someone else beat us to the punch and already raised Freddie and took off with him. Or to make things even more complicated, if someone raised a bunch of famous musicians and took off with them and we have to go on a quest to get them back.

Speaking of which, is there any merit in raising people famous in their field for their talent and knowledge? I get the feeling we should be doing more with Raise Dead.
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>>1795400
I only see you being buttmad about the crossdressing idea dude. No real we here but there's definitely a (you).
Anon getting into a dress and proposing a dance to Fif is honestly one of the least outlandish ideas we've got right now. If it works it works! Huzzah! If it doesn't? Oh well Anon got to discover some things for himself and Janna discovers another kink.

There aint no downsides and as far as we know Anon's dad was abusive in the sense of "Get drunk, take out life's aggressions on boy and Wife." Not the kind like "Call the boy a sissy faggot and emasculate him whenever possible."
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why does everyone forget that luci is a girl?
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>>1795830
Nope, not in this universe. Genders got swapped.
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>>1795830
Tom's parents in the show's reality are Wrathmelior (female demon) and Dave (male human) Lucitor.

In the StarVsQuest's reality their genderswapped versions are Lucikron (male demon) and Carol (female human).
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>>1795920
>>1795830
You can see them both here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHFUCrYIV1w

Now just think of their genderswapped equivalents.
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SAY WHAT WILL OF STARNON

ITS FANS HAVE THE GREATEST MEMES
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>>1797444
Trips do not condone your Heresy




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