>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Dragonball+quest>>Writeup Pastebinhttp://pastebin.com/nzPARvE8>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a thirty (thirty one) year old man named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>>Current SagaSuper Android 13>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1YG9wBrlug
>>1783148Why is Burter on earth?
https://pastebin.com/hAAvHYAwPart 6 of the Twisted Future for those that missed it
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>>1783152Konattsu is great to bad she died and leaft Trunks with Kori.
>>1783150I think he fused with jeice because of the new hair.Also,he looks jacked
"Are y-" you begin to ask before the hulking blue brute standing in front of you silences any further talk with a punch to your face.Falling onto your back, you slide through the dirt, coming to a stop at the feet of your remaining allies, who look down at you with frowns. Not exactly a confidence builder.You climb back to your feet, wiping blood from your face as you face the Android, who stares at you with a toothy grin on his face. This won't do at all.>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-WFjpRCSlc&t=15s"Kuma-Ken" you say quietly, feeling your power shoot up like a rocket as your body becomes engulfed in a green aura.The grin on the machine's face turns to a frightened scowl, and he takes a single step back, actually trembling. It seems Gero programmed his machines to be able to feel fear.You aren't looking at the others, but you can feel that they (save Trunks) are trembling in the presence of your overwhelming power. You can't help but smirk.With a growl, the Android thrusts its right hand toward you, firing a red ball of light within a larger ball of light. It races toward you, but you hold your ground and backhand it right back at the machine, whose eyes go wide as he leaps to get out of the way.Landing a short distance away, he looks at you in disbelief. "This can't be right. There's no way you could have gotten so much stronger so quickly!">A. You thought Gero knew everything about your training methods>B. That's where he's wrong>C. Yeah, you guess it was kind of overkill>D. Ask where he and his buddies came from; Gero's dead>E. Hit it with one of your energy attacks>F. Get in there and start beating it>G. Maintain your defensive stance and wait>H. Something else
>>1783163>D. Ask where he and his buddies came from; Gero's dead
>>1783163>H. Something elseKeep our focus and guard up>D. Ask where he and his buddies came from; Gero's dead
>>1783169>>1783165>>1783173"Where did you and your buddies come from?" you ask the machine. "Gero's dead.""Well, tha-" he starts before pausing, staring off into space as if listening to some far-away voice. "That's none of your concern. Fourteen and Fifteen have been destroyed, worthless rejects. But, not totally useless. Taking some of their parts had given me quite the boost. I've become the ultimate Android, and I'll take all of you down!"If what you've seen so far is any indication of his real power, you've got nothing to worry about from this clown. He talks a big game, and if this was yesterday, he could have crushed you like a bug. But, as you are now, he isn't even in your league. "So, how about it, little man?" he challenges, pointing to you. "Ready for round two?">A. Any time he's ready>B. Tell him that the intelligence of these Androids has really decreased>C. Charge in and attack>D. Maintain a defensive strategy>E. Hit him with an energy attack>F. Something else
>>1783197>A. Any time he's ready>Man, Gero must not have been very confident in you guys if he made so many of you
>>1783197>>B. Tell him that the intelligence of these Androids has really decreased>>D. Maintain a defensive strategyno energy we know the androids can absorb it
>>1783197>D. Maintain a defensive strategy>A. Any time he's readySeconding the write in>>1783200And try to keep the head intact for Bulma and her dad to get any information its memory since he won't give us answers willingly.
>>1783148i haven't been to these since a little while before tofoo died in a retarded way trying to dodge acidwhat'd i miss?besides more dumb deaths.
>>1783197>B. Tell him that the intelligence of these Androids has really decreased>>1783200>Man, Gero must not have been very confident in you guys if he made so many of you
>>1783222we are god nowkami and picolo fused and our life is linked to the dragonballs yet for some reason we still fight at the frontlines
>>1783222Turles, Slug, Androids
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>1783232rolling>>1783228>and our life is linked to the dragonballs yet for some reason we still fight at the frontlinesBecause a quest where we sit back and don't fight would be so much fun
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Rolled 27 (1d100)>>1783232Fuck, i don't remember which system this quest used.
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>>1783234well maybe our one way of revival shouldnt be relient on us being alive especialy considering how often we die
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>>1783228because we should be the strongest person on earth right now that or trunks
>>1783261Ah yes, i remember this feeling.The fucking rollercoaster that is the simple 3d100.
>>1783261dont judge us for failing your imposibly high standards somif i wanted that i would just speak to my father
>>1783264Are you okay, anon?
>Even mention that we vastly out class this guy>Still make the DCs really high
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>1783269Are you okay, SOM?
>>1783269im willingly playing one of your quests that implies more mental issues than any psychiatrist can handle
>>1783264I know that feel anon.
it would be appreciated if you'd start posting the dc again even if its after the option wins
>>1783272Its not for him, its for Cell about lightning shot us and Trunks so he can absorb 13.
All those 90s down the drain.
At least Cell has our jobbing gene right? Hahahahaha....
Rolled 100, 61, 31, 61, 37, 98 = 388 (6d100)>>1783285dw i have more
>>1783292I fucking hate you
>>1783264Ah yes, i remember this feeling, Som's QMing.Best reflected by his quests' scores on the archive :^)
>>1783235>>1783237>>1783234"Man, Gero must not have been very confident in you Androids if he made so many of you," you tell the machine. "I mean, it makes sense. Your intelligence has really gone down."The machine springs forward, throwing a punch that you just barely manage to catch, and following with a knee strike that actually lifts you off your feet. As you're thrown back, the Android gathers up more energy and hurls it at you, but you manage to swat it away, sending it off into the distance. Thirteen comes charging in again, and this time you're able to better fend off his techniques, though he does begin to force you to give ground under his furious attacks. That is until you realize he's fighting with no real technique, but simply trying to overwhelm you with raw force.And you're stronger than him.Planting your feet, you refuse to give another inch, and remain glued to your spot as he attacks again. After you parry a few more of his strikes, the two of you lock hands, and he begins trying to force you back.>A. Push him back>B. Bear Shout>C. Your turn; start hitting him>D. Something else
>>1783300>C. Your turn; start hitting him>D. Something elseStart pummeling his arms and legs.Try to keep his head intact.
>>1783300I don't know what tricks we've picked up since back in the day, but i still remember what we had!Grab his arms when you go to parry a strike, then maximum-power electrical shock!That should fuck an android up good, right?
>>1783300>>C. Your turn; start hitting him>>1783297dont get me wrong i like his quests the problem is there is no sense of progresion most of the time even if we would be strong to beat frieza ten times over he stil scales everything to be able to kick our ass wich begs the questin why train to begin with
>>1783300>And you're stronger than him.The dice seem to disagree
>>1783300This>>1783301Also don't some androids have bombs on then? Hope 13 doesn't have one.
>>1783305I guess he's decided "power levels are bullshit" goes both ways.It's like in oblivion where after a while you'd get bandits running around in glass and daedric armour, just because they scale with the player.
>>1783300>>B. Bear Shout
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Rolled 1 (1d100)>>1783334wacht dis nat1
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>>1783338well now i somehow feel like this should be no surprise
do you feel thatthat's dice whiplash
>>1783338>>1783336>>1783340Come on dice get your shit together...
I don't dare to watch anymore
watch how i get us killed with no way of reviving because the mcguffingballs need us to be alive to revive people
>>1783352There aren't any crits
>>1783336>>1783338>>1783340You kick with your right foot, causing the machine's leg to bend and buckle out of shape with your strike, and causing the Android to fall forward. Releasing his hands, you slam your right fist into his head, knocking him flat to the ground, and leaving him vulnerable to your further attacks.He begins to try and force himself to stand, though the shattered leg makes this more difficult. And in his current state, you should be able to inflict further damage.>A. Continue disabling his limbs>B. Try to obliterate him with a Bear Shout>C. Beat him into a pulp>D. Get back into a defensive stance and wait
>>1783359>>A. Continue disabling his limbs
>>1783359>A. Continue disabling his limbs>C. Beat him into a pulp
>>1783359>>A. Continue disabling his limbsExpend minimal energy
>>1783359>C. Beat him into a pulpHope he does not self-destruct while we take his limbs am I rite?
>>1783359>>B. Try to obliterate him with a Bear Shout
>>1783359>ANeed that memory info of their location.
>>1783359>Press Ctrl+Alt+Del>On his brain>With our fist
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>>1783404Haha, it's like using a keyboard to play a driving game.
>>1783396>>1783399>>1783400You move in, planning to disable more of his limbs, and beat him into a bloody pulp. As you pull back your arm for a punch, however, Thirteen turns your way and fires another red ball of energy, this one hitting you full-force and sending you flying back, and landing with a thud on the ground.As you pick yourself back up, you see the Android hovering above the ground, glaring at you, before looking up at something behind you in confusion.As you turn to see what he's so worried about, you feel your heart leap into your throat.That monster, that damned monster, stands just behind your friends, most of whom see it as well, and quickly move away from it. However, one person doesn't have the option to do so.Krillin's legs kick desperately as his body is sucked up into the monster's tail, the creature cackling with delight as your friend's form vanishes from view, moving through the tail and disappearing into the disgusting monster's body."Krillin!" Trunks cries out in horror.The beast smirks, and you feel an overwhelming surge of energy emanating from it.>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7CoBDR3mXgThe black spots covering the creature's form begin to emit blinding light, which flashes repeatedly as the beast lets out a prolonged cry, a swirling golden vortex of energy surrounding it as its body begins to change. Its hunched form straightens, and even grows in height. The massive wings on its back shrink away to nothing, and its entire body grows more thick and muscular. Its strange beak transforms into a set of pink lips with an odd shape above them that you think may be a nose. Its three-toed feet change appearance as well, making it look as if the creature is simply wearing pointed shoes. Its head changes shape as well, the odd extensions that had protruded downward from its skull now moved to the top of its head, almost creating the appearance that it's wearing a crown.Its color scheme changes a bit, with black patches being moved and orange popping up in a few areas. Lightning dances along its skin, and the golden vortex vanishes, replaced by a faint green light."Magnificent...." it remarks in a much different voice. "Finally, I've evolved beyond that weak, lower form.">A. Ask what the hell it is>B. Tell it to give back Krillin!>C. Charge in and attack it!>D. Get up and prepare to defend yourself>E. Ask what it just did>F. Something else
well lets hope we can do an enemy mine with super 13>B. Tell it to give back Krillin!>D. Get up and prepare to defend yourself
>>1783465>A. Ask what the hell it is>B. Tell it to give back Krillin!>Instead of 18 dying in this universe , Krillin is absorbed How poetic
>>1783465>>A. Ask what the hell it is>>B. Tell it to give back Krillin!>>D. Get up and prepare to defend yourself>>E. Ask what it just did
>>1783465>>D. Get up and prepare to defend yourself>FAsk how the hell he does to keep coming back after being killed two times already. Cell is so much of a little shit that odds are that even without vegeta's smug dna he thinks he's the hot shit and will spill the beans about his methods
>>1783465>B. Tell it to give back Krillin!>E. Ask what it just did>A. Ask what the hell it is"And by that I mean who are you really and whats your purpose here. You've survived being incinerated to bits two times now. Let alone the fact you came back in a time machine for some unknown reason."Defense stance, but get ready intercept him if he trys anything on the others.
>>1783474>>1783475>>1783478>>1783506>>1783515"Give back Krillin!" you demand, getting back to your feet and once again adopting a defensive stance. The creature smirks. "That's not going to happen, but if you'd like to join him, I'd be more than happy to help you.""What are you?!" you growl. "What did you do to Krillin?! How have you come back from the dead twice, and why are y-"You cut off as you feel yourself being gripped from behind. Looking back, you spot Android Thirteen, grinning as he holds you in a full-nelson.The creature frowns for a moment, looking at the Android for a moment in mild confusion. "Well, you gonna absorb him or what?" Thirteen asked. "Come on! Let's see the perfected you!"The creature lowers its head, smiling. "I see. You're another of Doctor Gero's creations.""That's right, now stop wastin' time!" Thirteen ordered.The creature began to laugh, stepping forward and holding its tail above its head as it takes step after step toward you. The tip of its tail opens up, providing enough room for you to fit inside.You know that you need to get out of Thirteen's grip, but thankfully, your son is way ahead of you. He swoops in, giving a super-powered kick to the machine's head, and forcing it to release its grip as it's sent sliding across the ground. He lands beside you, dropping into a fighting stance and staring at the creature, who stops in its tracks, frowning again.>A. Tell the others to run!>B. Bear Shout at Thirteen>C. Charge the monster>D. Tell the others to grab onto you, and take them to the Lookout>E. Stay on the defensive and get ready to fight>F. Tell that monster that you want answers>G. Something else
>>1783549>C. Charge the monster
>>1783549>D. Tell the others to grab onto you, and take them to the Lookout
>>1783549>D. Tell the others to grab onto you, and take them to the LookoutNo need to give Cell food for perfection. Said that, if this is like canon cell saga power comparisons, Tofoo and Trunks should be able to beat semi-perfect cell as per how post-time chamber warriors were stronger than semi-cell but weaker than perfect cell.But if he's able to kick their asses, I can't even imagine how infernal perfect cell will be as not even SSJ2 would be able to beat him, again, if they are roughly in a similar tier of power. Which I assume will be sorta respected, kinda like how 100% Freezer was still completely unbeatable by anything except SSJ.
>>1783549>D. Tell the others to grab onto you, and take them to the LookoutCause at the moment they are all a liability of boosting Cell.Then come back with just Trunks and us.
>>1783549>>D. Tell the others to grab onto you, and take them to the Lookout
>>1783549>DGod dammit Cell is super annoying
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Rolled 29 (1d100)>>1783590Wiggity woo watch me get 92
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>1783590>>1783594holy shit
>>1783594Tofoo might suck sometimes at fighting, but he sure is a pro at teleporting people. In fact, this warrants evolving his kai kai to kaioshin levels!
Well at least we finaly discovered that cell is one of Gero's creations. Since the android wanted to help him.
We're getting kind of good at using these divine powers.Maybe Tofoo as guardian isn't such a bad deal after all.Hey, Tofoo can visit the afterlife, right? Might be worth paying Flatdad and Momma snacks a visit after this is done.
>>1783628No kidding. Tofoo created a god tier sword on his very first try, used kai kai without issues the first time and now apparently he is the god of teleporting if that 99 is of any indication.
>>1783628>>1783656If only becoming a guardian took off our jobbing...
>>1783594>>1783595>>1783598>Come back to thisOh, okay>>1783628You sicken me
>>1783670>You sicken meThe feeling is mutual, Mr. Somnius. That's why I love you.
>>1783670I bet you kiss girls you dirty normie
>>1783670>You sicken mewell you sicken everyone else so that balances out nicely doesnt it
>>1783594>>1783595>>1783598"Everyone, grab onto me!" you shout, seizing Trunks by the wrist and racing toward the others.One by one, they do as you instruct, and you close your eyes, focusing on the Lookout."Kai-Kai!" you shout, the four of you vanishing into thin air before your opponents can make a move.You and your friends have avoided Krillin's fate.For now.>End UpdatesAlright folks, you know the drill, I'll be around for a bit to answer questions
>>1783689Man the dice really fucked us..
>>1783708Yeah, sorry about that
>>1783689Cell has no nose!
>>1783712What happens when cell eats the androids?
>>1783712if you were sorry you would give us a decent dc
>>1783722He doesn't>>1783722What makes you think he does?
>>1783727...why did you reply twice
>>1783727What were Krillin's last thoughts before becoming cell food?How come nobody notice Cell's presence? Even if he could conceal his powerlevels, he would still emanage his gestalt of ki signature just by flying
>>1783727Are you not responding because the truth is you're a dirty ningen and you don't want to admit you fucked up because you're a dirty ningen and that's what dirty ningens do?
>>1783739>>1783727Lol your user ids are pink
>>1783736He can jump really good from when he escaped Piccolo, Krillin and Trunks in Ginger Town.
Is Chichi going to hate Tofoo again Som? I'm still sad about Krillin dying the first time.
>>1783775This just makes me want to punch Cell hard enough to throw Krillin up but I don't think we're as strong as SSJ 2 Gohan
>>1783801How much fun will you have with pic related?
>>1783816Shit like this legitimates the existence of super human transformation
>>1783826How many revives will he get?>>1783827Isn't that Kuma-Ken?
>>1783836As many as it takes
>>1783836 Probably not, Kuma-ken is more just a technique that any species could learn. Just an extremely difficult technique that only a master ki user could possibly figure out.
>>1783838>Allowing aliens touching our dragonballs
And people complain about Goku and Vegeta letting the villains get away with thing and letting them go to fight them later because of MUH SAIYAN PRIDEAt least they have an excuse and do it on purpose, meanwhile, Tofoo is just a fucking jobber.
>>1783885>Wanting to fight the absorbing android with our friends who are weaker than Super 13 >Same absorbing android that has our techniques that can easily stun us and the others Quit your shit posting, I bet you would have voted to charge Cell like a dumbass.
>>1784233I'm a little bummed Cell didn't turn out more like this.
>>1784380Well, maybe you'll get something similar later on
>>1784387How is life treating you, SOM?
>>1784406Ups and downs like always. How about you,anon?
>>1784412Meh about the same.I did find out my fiance never watched GT, so now I'm torn between digging through storage for my old VHS copies or just buying the DVD box set. You know, simply to test the limits of love.
>>1784419>Putting somebody you love through that
>>1784421Pretty much, yeah. I think the only knowledge she really had of GT is Trunks got neutered, Goten got left behind, SS4 and 18's bra.
>>1784433I mean, Goten at least got a hot girlfriend
>>1784439Didn't Goten become a little lady killer? He grew up into a completely different person from his dad, which was nice.I feel like GT had a lot of cool concepts and ideas, but when it all came together it was just messy. And if you can enjoy it for the good parts it should be worth it, right?
>>1784446I just found the execution too godawful, honestly. Also, the fights were boring, and in the dub's case, a lot of the voices were obnoxious.
>>1784448So then what are your plans, Som? Gonna use SSG or SS4?
>>1784448Are you going to pit us against canon Dbz universe if we make it to the tournament of power?
>>1784450I hope the plan is for SSJ4. It feels like a natural evolution of the saiyans, combining power of big monkey with the mind of a human unlike those "super" modes that are just them applying some dye to their hair
>>1784784Som, I've been telling my friends about your quest and instead of joining in they've asked me to run one just for the 3 of them on google hangouts... I was wondering if you had any tips? Like, how far ahead do you write stuff? Did you make a general timeline of the Dragonball history from starting point forward and edit as time went on?
>>1784852Familiarized myself with the timeline, figured out what would change based on player actions
>>1784439The same girlfriend that has a equal amount of IQ as his father. Freud would love this.
>>1784421I would rather put someone I love through that than make my worst enemy watch Super.
>>1785295Well then you are lost
>>1785387Super was so bad it killed King Kai's voice actor.
>>1785433He was already in poor health.It may, however, kill Chris Ayres
>>1785751oh hell yes!
As you appear on the Lookout, you're greeted by several horrified faces. Apparently, the others were keeping tabs on the battle, and know that something's gone horribly wrong."Tofoo," Tenshinhan greets. "What in the world's going on down there?""And what happened to Krillin?!" Chi-Chi demands, terror in her voice. "Where is he?!""None of us can sense him," Yamcha chimes in. "Is he-"Konattsu begins to cry.>A. He's gone>B. That thing sucked him up>C. You'll get him back, that's why you have dragon balls>D. You don't have time to stay and chat>E. Get Trunks and return to the battlefield>F. Something else
>>1785794>A. He's gone>B. That thing sucked him up>C. You'll get him back, that's why you have dragon balls
>>1785794>>D. You don't have time to stay and chat>>E. Get Trunks and return to the battlefield
>>1785794>E. Get Trunks and return to the battlefield>F. "Done got ate" as we disappear.
>>1785805>>1785804You guys are some cold motherfuckers
>>1785794>>C. You'll get him backand then straight away>>E. Get Trunks and return to the battlefieldCould at least reassure Chichi for a sec, even if we have to deus ex Dragonball poor Krillin back we'll find a way.
>>1785831>>1785805>>1785804>>1785802"We'll get him back," you promise before placing a hand on your son's shoulder. "Kai-Kai!"In another instant, you're back on the battlefield, finding Thirteen and that monster locked in conversation, looking your way as the two of you materialize. The beast smirks, while the Android scowls."I told you they'd be back," the monster tells his comrade. "Now, with the insects gone, I can face a pair that might be worth my time."The Android smirks and hovers back, making room as the beast steps toward you."Tofoo, Trunks, it's so good to see you two again," the creature declares with a sickening smile. "The three of us have some catching up to do, so thank you for clearing out the distractions.">A. Before you fight, you want some answers; who is he, where did he come from? Is he the creature that came back from the time machine? Why is he here?>B. Trunks, it's your turn>C. You can handle this insect on your own>D. Suggest to Trunks that the two of you work together>E. Something else
>>1785852>A. Before you fight, you want some answers; who is he, where did he come from? Is he the creature that came back from the time machine? Why is he here?
>>1785852>>D. Suggest to Trunks that the two of you work togetherProbably they can solo semi-cell, but he might have some evil tricks under his sleeve
>>1785852>>A. Before you fight, you want some answers; who is he, where did he come from? Is he the creature that came back from the time machine? Why is he here?>D. Suggest to Trunks that the two of you work together
>>1785852>B. Trunks, it's your turnWe'll take on Thirteen.
>>1785852>>A. Before you fight, you want some answers; who is he, where did he come from? Is he the creature that came back from the time machine? Why is he here?
>>1785852>D. Suggest to Trunks that the two of you work together
Won't Cell be Super Saiyan Blue if he absorbs Tofoo?
>>1785852>D. Suggest to Trunks that the two of you work together>I'm going to cut you open and get my friend back before the end of this, monster.
General suggestion: Have Tofoo and trunks hit him really, REALLY hard from the front and back at the same time
>>1785895>>1785861>>1785856"Trunks, you and I can take him if we work together," you tell your son. He nods in agreement, but the creature chuckles."I wouldn't be so sure, Tofoo," he warns. "You seem to be seriously underestimating me."He may be right. You know very little about this creature, and aren't sure what it's capable of in this new form. You may want to tread lightly here."Before we fight, I want some answers," you tell the creature. "Who are you? Where did you come from? Was it you that came back in the time machine? And if so, why are you here?""Does it matter?" Thirteen questions. "Not much point asking questions when yer gonna be dead faster than he can answer 'em.""Now, now, there's no need to be so impatient, Number Thirteen," the creature declares, its tail moving back and forth behind its back. "I'm in a good mood, so I think I'll indulge them."The Android scowls, but doesn't protest."My name is Cell," the creature introduces. "And, as you've likely gathered, I was created by Doctor Gero.""So, you're another Android, then?" Trunks asks angrily."Not quite," Cell answers. "Doctor Gero went through many designs in his efforts to create a warrior capable of killing Goku, Tofoo, and Krillin. As he continued to observe the battles Earth's warriors fought, an idea came to him. By collecting the cells of the mightiest warriors this planet and others had to offer, he could create the ultimate life-form. And so, I was created.""So that's why we can sense so many familiar energies from you," Trunks realizes. "They're part of your DNA.""Exactly," Cell tells him. "The Saiyans, Freeza and his family, Slug, and of course, you and your friends; I contain the cells of all these fighters and more, not to mention their techniques.""But how did Gero manage to collect our cells?" Trunks asks."The same way he'd been gathering data on your father's battles," Cell explains. "A fleet of miniature drones. These were equipped to gather and analyze genetic samples, and feed that information to the Doctor's master computer. With my creation surely requiring many years of effort, Doctor Gero left that to his computer, while he turned his personal attention to other projects.""So, were you the creature that come from the time machine?" you question."I am," Cell confirms."Then why? Why are you here? And what did you do to Krillin?" you continue.>Continued
>>1785956"The computer alone could not grant me the power I needed to reach my true potential," Cell explains, his tail sliding on the ground. "But through the bio-extract and life energy of the Earth's people, I can grow more and more powerful. But, you see, normal humans can only take me so far. In order to reach my true power, the computer informed me that I would need to consume two individuals of great power, and integrate them into my being. In my time, all of the Earth's defenders, save Trunks, were killed by Doctor Gero and his other creations. So, I came back to a time where the Earth's warriors still lived, and where I could finally reach my perfect form.">A. So, he can get even stronger than this?>B. Sorry, but that isn't going to happen>C. Charge in and attack with Trunks>D. Tell Trunks that you've changed your mind, he can fight>E. Tell Trunks you want to face Cell alone>F. Tell Trunks to fire his most powerful blast along with you>G. Tell Trunks to get ready to defend>H. Something else
>>1785970>B. Sorry, but that isn't going to happenWait if we revive Krillin with the Dragon Balls then would Cell lose the power up? I know we can't but now I'm curious
>>1785974No, Krillin isn't technically dead, so that wouldn't work
>>1785970>B. Sorry, but that isn't going to happen>C. Charge in and attack with Trunks>>1785974while we can't revive krilling if we could cell would lose his power remember what happend after he puked up andriod 18?
>>1785970>B. Sorry, but that isn't going to happen>G. Tell Trunks to get ready to defendGet ready to Job
>>1785970>B. Sorry, but that isn't going to happen>G. Tell Trunks to get ready to defend
>>1785970>A. So, he can get even stronger than this?"And what about this computer, if I recall correctly Gero's lab was destroyed so I don't see how it could have survived to finish its task of making you.">B. Sorry, but that isn't going to happen>G. Tell Trunks to get ready to defend
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Rolled 74 (1d100)>>1786022NO LIMITS
>>1785985Can we wish for a new body and to have his soul put in said body?
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>>1786061Can we just wish for everyone to forget Krillin then? That would be the easiest.
>>1786081If we don't get him back via gutpunch we can wish him back after cell is killed
>>1786031>>1786030>>1786026"Sorry, but that isn't going to happen," you tell Cell, assuming a defensive posture. Trunks does the same, and a green aura flares around him as the two of you ready yourselves for the battle to begin. Both of you are at full strength, and with all of the training you did, the two of you can surely defeat this monster. You hear something crack beneath you, and look down to see Cell's tail explode from beneath the ground. Retreating into the air, you quickly find a beam of light shooting toward you from Cell's mouth. You swat the attack aside, and Trunks answers with a ball of energy that Cell quickly raises his arms to block. The blast strikes his body, and a cloud of smoke obscures him from view. A surge of energy is your only warning before a disk-shaped energy attack comes flying from the smoke, racing toward you and Trunks, who split up to avoid it.At that moment, Cell races up from the smoke, charging you and throwing a punch that you manage to block just in time. He throws another, and another, but you manage to keep your defenses going. That is, until Cell makes his real move.The monster's tail wraps around your left ankle, and you find yourself flung toward the ground, managing to flip yourself and land on all fours. You slide back through the dirt, and look up to see another energy attack heading right for your face.Trunks appears in front of you, and with a yell, fires a beam of light that overwhelms Cell's attack. The beam races up toward the monster, who lets out a yell of his own and thrusts his hands toward it, being pushed backward through the air before managing to redirect it higher into the sky above.>A. Tell Trunks to strike now! Cell's open!>B. Bear Shout up at Cell>C. Pick yourself up off the ground and charge>D. Pick yourself up and get back on the defensive>E. Thank Trunks>F. Something else
>>1786094>>A. Tell Trunks to strike now! Cell's open!>>B. Bear Shout up at CellCombination attack and aim at his tail to wreck his most deadly weapon. I know, regeneration and all, but it takes time and lifeforce to regen parts, a win/win situation
>>1786094>F lightning shot cell, then attack thirteenLet's eliminate any distractions and chances for cell to get the upper hand on us
>>1786094>A. Tell Trunks to strike now! Cell's open!>>B. Bear Shout up at Cell
>>1786115votin this! clear the open ends before they clear us!
>>1786130A and B
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>1786152Haha, we dead.
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>>1786163Why aren't you happy to let us die, anon?
>>1786174Because God is almighty
>>1786196What does Zamasu have to do with it?
>>1786157>>1786163>>1786154>>1786110"Hit him now!" you shout. "Cell's open!" Trunks explodes into the sky, rushing up toward the monster, who manages to block your son's first attack, and answers with a kick. Trunks blocks the kick with his leg, but is pushed back, giving you an opening.With a wide-open mouth, you fire off a Bear Shout, and Cell is caught by surprise, turning his wide-eyed face toward it just before the blast strikes his body, and he's obscured by smoke once again. Trunks rushes into the smoke cloud, sending Cell flying out of its cover with a kick. Your son then grabs the monster by the tail, spins, and hurls it at the ground below, sending him crashing down with enough force to create a massive crater.Dust and debris are sent up into the air, and you see your son hovering high above it all, waiting for a visual on Cell. Rising from the ground, you ascend into the air and keep a similar watch.A sudden gust blows the dust away, revealing the figure of Cell standing in the crater, looking up at you and your son with a frown. "Well, you two have improved more than I'd expected," he remarks. "I suppose I'll have to fight seriously if I want to defeat you.">A. Right, he expects you to believe that he's been holding back?>B. He can fight how he wants, he's still going to lose>C. Charge down with Trunks and attack>D. Defend once again>E. Tell Trunks to use his strongest energy attack>F. Something else
>>1786224>E. Tell Trunks to use his strongest energy attackFather-Son Galic Gun?
>>1786237Neither of you know that attack
>>1786224>E.>F. Use twin bear shout, charge for Bear's Roar
>>1786244Father-Son Final Bear?
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>1786303Kek guide usMay our memes fly true
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>1786303Cell's going to absorb Trunks...
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>>1786317>>1786313>>1786309And that roll is where we shall end things.You passed, by the way>End Updates
>>1786326>You passed, by the wayDammit. Thanks for running SOM. What's with the early nights lately?
When is someone going to put two and two together and ask where 17 and 18 are? We know we have fought 13 through 16, and 19 and 20.
>>1786407Android Vegeta and Cooler incoming
>>1786440cooler doesnt have a corpse left
>>1786326Fun thread Som. Is 17/18Nappa and Vegeta?
>>1786801I asked him the same thing several threads ago and he said no
>>1786801Can't be Nappa. Vegeta squashed him into paste.>>1786480Yes he did. It was full of holes and missing a tail.
>>1786806>>1786810Oh fuck its Evil Goku!
>>1786346A lot of shit, sorry about that
>>1787170Don't worry about it Som. Real life sucks, and we all can't be neets.
Thanks for running Som. I really enjoy waking up on my days off to a quest update of father-son bonding.
>>1787400You and Trunks seem to make a decent team
>>1787476I'm glad to hear that.Hopefully we get a decent DC for the neato moment that may or may not happen depending on how long we live.
>>1787170Sorry to hear it SOM. >>1787179>we can't all be NEETSKeep telling yourself that, wagie.
>>1787495IIRC he's a farmer.What does it classify as?
>>1787611Farmers wouldn't be NEETs.Farmers, at the very least, are able to sustain themselves.NEETs do not.
>>1787611Well since NEET means>Not in Education, Employment, or Trainingand he has a job....that's a no.
At the same moment, you and Trunks open your mouths wide, unleashing waves of energy that rush down toward Cell, who braces himself for the impact.The ground trembles violently, and further smoke cover is kicked up into the air. With a yell, you let out a burst of energy that pushes the dust away, revealing a trembling, burn-covered Cell.He's dropped to one knee, and is clearly in pain, though you're honestly impressed that he's managed to endure the hit as well as he has. You're even more impressed when he stands back up and lets out a furious cry that actually creates a gust strong enough to push you back."Alright, I've had enough of you two!" he declares, rising into the air.He doesn't stop when he becomes level with you and Trunks, and simply climbs higher, and higher, and higher, raising one hand above his head, and pointing a finger toward the heavens. "You have two choices," he declares as a fiery ball of light forms and rapidly grows above his hand. "Either take the power of this attack, or avoid it, and let the entire planet die!""What does he think he's doing?!" Trunks demands in horror.That's Freeza's attack."Choose!" Cell commands as he hurls the attack, sending the fiery orb of death and destruction right down at you and Trunks.>A. You'll deal with this, Trunks will deal with Cell>B. Trunks can deal with this while you take Cell>C. You and Trunks will work together to push it back!>D. Something else
>>1790173>>C. You and Trunks will work together to push it back!push it into cell
>>1790173>C. You and Trunks will work together to push it back!No choice I guess
>>1790173>>C. You and Trunks will work together to push it backhope android 13 doesn't strike us while we are stuck there~~ ~
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Rolled 44 (1d100)>>1790247>>1790251>>1790259Holy shit
>>1790251>>1790259Looks like Cell's plan of distraction has failed and getting sucker punched.
>>1790259>>1790251HA HA FUCK YOU CELL
>>1790251>>1790259>>1790263>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZD09Lyx9g8"Trunks, together!" you shout, rushing toward the flaming ball of death.Your son is with you, and as the attack comes speeding down toward the two of you, you hover side-by-side, bracing yourselves, and thrusting your hands toward the oncoming attack.The massive ball of light slams into your hands, and with a yell, the two of you push back, attempting to repel it and send it right back at its maker. The two of you manage this so fast that Cell barely has time to get out of the way, making it out of the attack's path in just enough time to avoid being incinerated.However, in his desperation to do so, he leaves himself open, and you rush upward, rising above your foe, and kicking him in the back of the head, sending him screaming down toward Trunks, who winds up a punch and clocks Cell square in the jaw.Spit flies from the monster's mouth, with seemingly more of it coming out as he's sent flying back in your direction. Actually, it doesn't look quite like spit, more like little tiny strands of something or other.Is that what that monster makes? You wonder what else is so odd about it.>A. Prepare yourself, and strike Cell when he gets close>B. Bear Shout>C. Charge down at Cell>D. Prepare to defend yourself, he might be up to something>E. Get out of his way>F. Something else
>>1790330>>B. Bear Shout>>D. Prepare to defend yourself, he might be up to something
>>1790330>F. Get below him with trunks and blast him together with something resembling a wide-area final flash
>>1790330>B. Bear Shout>D. Prepare to defend yourself, he might be up to something
>>1790330>A. Prepare yourself, and strike Cell when he gets closeFake it and After Image out of the way, better not be acid.>F. Something elseLightning Punch him from behind and spin kick him in the head back to the ground.
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>>1790404>>1790403>>1790414Opening your mouth wide, you unleash another Bear Shout, striking Cell full-blast, and sending him right back toward Trunks. You prepare to take a defensive posture, but before you can, the odd strands from Cell's mouth wrap around you, solidifying and growing into an odd, hard substance that binds your arms to your sides. Trunks, who's just given Cell a good knee to the jaw, looks up you in shock. "What in the-""Merry-Go-Round Gum," Cell explains, wiping some blood from his lip. "Remember, Tofoo?">A. What?>B. You don't>C. Yeah, you remember>D. Try to free yourself>E. Something else
>>1790480>B. You don't>E.Explosive wave
>>1790480>try to use kai-kai to teleport ourselves, but not the gum, maybe even get a sneak attack on cell
>>1790480>>A. What?>>B. You don't>>D. Try to free yourselfget him to talk
>>1790480>C. Yeah, you remember>E. Something elseBurn the gum with some ki aura
>>1790486by which i mean, when we teleport, we teleport behind cell's back and blast the shit out of him.even if we teleport with the gum around us, we can still bear shout him from behind or above
>>1790486supportingdid he really just forget we can teleport?
Also, i don't know which way everyone's looking right now, but this could potentially open cell up to a follow-up attack by trunks while we get ourselves free, assuming we don't do that simply by attempting to teleport without the gum.
>>1790486>>1790497>>1790509>>1790519>>1790530Okay, I want you guys to roll
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>>1790585Not bad, I think that we passed
>>1790616Yes, you managed to teleport
>>1790624...teleported right into a TH Deathball, didn't we?
>>1790624>Yes, you managed to teleportwell that doesnt bode well
>>1790585>>1790582>>1790570"Kai-Kai!" you shout, teleporting behind Cell.Your plan was to leave the gum behind and make a sneak attack on Cell, but the gum comes with you, meaning that you accomplish pretty much nothing beyond putting yourself in a position for the monster to strike you.With a laugh, he spins toward you, and brings his elbow into your nose. As you fall back, his tail wraps around your ankle."Father!" Trunks shouts, rushing toward you.Smirking, Cell flings you with his tail, right toward Trunks.Your son manages to swerve out of the way just in time, and closes in on Cell, but the monster has enough time to brace himself, and is able to block your son's attack. As the two begin to battle one-on-one, you're left tumbling through the air, trapped in this damned gum.>A. Stop yourself>B. Try and break free of the gum>C. Try and cut yourself free>D. Explosive Wave (doing so will use a great deal of energy)>E. Something else
>>1790700>>C. Try and cut yourself free
>>1790700Ki blades don't *have* to be projected from our hands, right?Really we could form them anywhere.>C. Cut ourselves free
>>1790700>C. Try and cut yourself free
>>1790700>E. Use ki-blade to cut ourselves free, then rush cell with the eight arm fist
>>1790700>>B. Try and break free of the gumLiterally no other way to do it besides brute strength.
>>1790700>C.Are our fingers trapped too? If not, try to do finger swords and gently slice the gum apart.
>>1790717In theory, though that will require a high roll
>>1790700>A. Stop yourself>B. Try and break free of the gum
>>1790741Seems simple enough to me, just pretend i have fingers in the spot i want the blade to pop out, and then form the energy like normal.
>>1790741How about the finger sword idea? Will that be much easier?
>>1790754Finger claws?Bear claws?
>>1790708>>1790718>>1790721>>1790724>A. Try making it come out of different parts of your body>B. Try maneuvering your fingers so that you can make tiny blades from your fingertips and cut through it
>>1790794>B.Stay safe on the choice. It's the logical next step from the normal Ki Blade, and less of a chance to job at a crucial moment in battle.
>>1790794>B. Try maneuvering your fingers so that you can make tiny blades from your fingertips and cut through it
>>1790754We can already do that, ki sword would get more anyway>>1790794>A. Try making it come out of different parts of your body
>>1790794>>B. Try maneuvering your fingers so that you can make tiny blades from your fingertips and cut through itGot to use the little piggies for something else other than the wife huh?
>>1790794>B. Try maneuvering your fingers so that you can make tiny blades from your fingertips and cut through itWe could just make it longer or try curving the blade if it won't reach.We have the best energy control ever, right?
>>1790794B sounds cool
>>1790794>B. Try maneuvering your fingers so that you can make tiny blades from your fingertips and cut through itwe can try dangerous stuf when we have sensu beans within reach
>>1790823>>1790818>>1790808either this works perfectly or we impale ourselves
>>1790837wouldn't have it any other way.
>>1790837>Tofoo impales himself.Sounds gay.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>1790884No you.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)>>1790874>Autohave you seen how tofoo acts around his male friends? theres more to thatalso>>1790884cmon nat 1
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>>1790889>>1790891Two rolls above sixty, one above sixty five, fighting an opponent weaker than Tofoo. And I bet we still fail.
>>1790892Don't roll again for the rest of the night.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>1790902you cant stop me
>>1790913Looks like your rolls can't stop sucking either.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>1790917just like your mom last night
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>1790926Rolling for you to stop.
>>1790926So you just confirmed your age. Explains your attitude.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>1790929not good enough
>>1790945Anon confirmed that he can't stop sucking.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>1790958just like yo wait this seems familiar
>>1790889>>1790891>>1790892As Trunks squares off with Cell, you attempt to maneuver your fingers, trying to take aim and cut through the gum with your energy, only for a blast to strike you in the back.>End UpdatesI have a happening to watch
>>1790974>I have a happening to watchwhats happening?
>>1790984BLM and Antifa protesting in a cemetery in Dallas, they started fighting until the cops broke it up. Mounted police have left, but things are starting to get heated again.
>>1790974Glad to see father son teamwork is going well.
>>1791006Oh god, hope you stay safe, Som. This recent shit is getting really dumb, and dangerous.
>>1791038Yeah, this is madness, but it's so fucking fascinating to watch
>>1791061>Implying you're not one of the fascistsI know that you follow Trump, asshole.
>>1791287I voted Trump, yes
>>1791321>I'm a fascist, yesHow many Robert E. Lee statues do you own?
>>1791380None, though I greatly respect Lee both as a general and as a person.
>>1791420>None, though I hate black people.So their lives don't matter to you?
>>1791565No more or less than anybody else's. Which is essentially nothing in the grand scheme of things, but I think their lives have the same value as any other people.
>>1791607Even The crystal space alien people who eat babies?! You think black people are baby eaters?! How dare you sir!
>>1791661Crystal space alien people who eat babies's lives matter!
>>1791661Well, if the universe is infinite, I suppose that those creatures exist out there somewhere. I'm not sure how much of an impact their species has on the rest of the universe, but my guess is relatively little.So yeah, probably about the same as human life
>>1790974Who assblasting us? When will we meet 17 and 18?Will our son be absorbed?These are the questions that plague me all night at work.
>>1791661Easy there cowboy, don't diss the Crystalline Entity>>1791679If multiverse theory is real, do you think there's a universe where Jackie Chun and Master Roshi are the same person?
>>1792545Somewhere, yes>>1792493Who do you think?When?Maybe
>>1792671Have we met 17 and 18 yet?
>>1792757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frk8qYxhTN0som can we learn to do any of the stuff kami did in his fight with picolo because throwing our oponens around like that would be incredebly helpful
>>1792757Can we use Kai-Kai to teleport to HFIL and have conversations with dudes we've killed?I want Tofoo to tell all the dead Saiyans we killed Freeza
>>1793189>I want Tofoo to tell all the dead Saiyans we killed Freeza>Vegeta actually starts having his SSJ fit right then and thereIt'd be glorious. Especially when we tell him our son killed not only Frieza, but King Cold too.
>>1791061Glad to see you weren't stabbed by Antifa or BLM, Som. I sure wouldn't go near a place they were protesting.
>>1794625Oh, I didn't, was watching a stream
Hey SOMI dont agree with your politics. But you have a right to believe whatever you want. Hillary was just as bad. how good are our chances against cell at the moment? assuming we can do the smart thing and ki splosion the goo off. ki blade doesn't fix everything is the lookout truly safe?is krillin still somehow aware?arent gero and 20 still alive in the future? if so why didnt thry come back with cell?
>>1792671>>1792757You're tearing me apart SOM.
>>1794955Agreed.Hard to sayFor nowNot reallyYesNo need, they won.
>>1796207Did Vegeta and Nappa run into Raditz in HFIL?
>>1797226Because vegeta and raditz are androids right? Or is turles? Fuck I can't remember what happened to everyone's bodies.
Plan to eradicate the saiyans?
>>1797671You'll see>>1797779Planning on it