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This here is a thread for all Star vs the Forces of Evil Faggots

SESSION START!

>Darkness
>Blackness
>Smugness
>That's you
>Well...
>YOU are Anonymous
>The passed out kid at the Halal and Kebab dine in' on 54th street
>In Echo Creek California
>You used to go to Echo Creek High
>You had no friends
>Not until recently
>You are just 14
>Your parents are shit.
>So you got a new one
>Luna
>Who's helped you become so much more than what you were
>A meme spouting fuck
>Which you didn't -stop- being
>You're just now also a level 11 ???

https://pastebin.com/XuZZcMhV

>You've got cool friends
>Alabaster the model Unicorn
>Jackie Lynn Thomas
>Janna
>Justin...
>Oskarr?
>No.
>No those are just kids
>You're no kid
>Not anymore
>You've seen too much
>Done too much
>Killed so much

>S: "Hey, Kid."
>A: "WHAH! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ON THE BED!?"

https://youtu.be/7zAemcLRWaU

>The ambient music of SHalala Mak Bar's store is in your ear
>Which is rining
>You were face down on a table
>S: "Kid sleeps like a corpse."
>N: "Give him a rest, Steve."
>T: "A rest?"
>Nachos are slid in front of you
>They have goat kebabs resting just inside the cheese over the colorful corn chips
>T: "Give the kid a damn plate."
>AL: "Anonymous."
>You turn to look at Alabaster
>He's a full sized horse sitting ass-down on a human chair
>With his arm up on the table
>AL: "We won."
>Luna pulls your nose toward her seemingly from nowhere
>As your eyes meet hers that little spark
>That old rolling flame of joy and acceptance fills your synapses
>L: "You were spectacular."
>A: "Thanks. Mom."
>You've been smooched on the forehead
>A teeny set of lipstick marks are just between the bushy set of brows that dominate your head
>A: "Luna!"
>You complain
>The gang chuckles
>N: "She's right, kid."
>Nick slurps loudly on his Cherry and Durian soda
>N: "Those were some crazy moves."
>S: "You used the bones of your grandfather."
>N: "And?"
>S: "To kill one Prophet?"
>N: "He took Angel from me."
>There's a bit of a pregnant pause
>N: "It was -worth it- Steve."
>T: "So uh...any of us gettin' paid fuh dis or-"
>You flip out your phone


>NO MESSAGES<

>Huh
>You could -send- some if you wanted

>Also it's like 4am

>You are Anonymous
>School is in 2 hours
>You've got some shit to do but...you've made it out on top once again

>You are so fucking hungry
>Tired
>You smell like tar and Disney royalites


What do?
>>
>>1872221
Get Ready for School
Time to have a Slice of Life Day
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>>1872221
Chow down on them damn nacho's, boi.
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>>1872221
Ypu know what, Let's get autistic as hell, We go to school now, Break in and sleep in the classroom BECAUSE FUCK YOU MS SKULLNICK, FUCK YOU AND YOUR UGLY ASS LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER
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>>1872221

Eat and eat and eat. Also ask Nic and Steve who else is in the paranormal department that are celebreties
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>>1872221
>>1872239
This plz
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>>1872221
Eat ALL the falafels you can get in your mouth
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>>1872221
>>1872246
But first we should shower and eat.
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>>1872221
Ask them what's next for them.

If Al will have any more troubles.
We DIDN'T actually encounter anyone with silver swords inside the cult. Never even learned why they wanted to kill Alabaster.

Will Nick and Steve keep on their way?

Who knows.
Lets eat something and get ready to chop chop at school. Don't even try and walk there tho, Portal straight to your classroom once you go there.

>>1872239
Don't be mean to the Skullnik. She worried bout her students and doesn't afraid of anything. Plus we have Wondervon make our homework for something.
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>>1872221
Lets have lunch, and start to prep for checking on Wondervan and Susan's teeth.
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>>1872221
>>1872252
OH I ALMOST FORGOT
PICK UP OUR HOMEWORK FROM WONDERVAN
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>>1872275
Already did.

Said the equations were basically a joke.
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>>1872278
Probably still a good idea to check up on him. See if he's betrayed us yet.
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>>1872221
What fucking school starts at 6 AM?
>Get sum eats
>Ask what happens now
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>>1872287
We did sort of 'promise' we'd help him get his tools and scrap metal back from his workshop after we dealt with the cultists.
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>>1872221
Eat.
Give the guys our number and headbook if they need to contact us later.
Send a message to jackie to see if she and Janna want to go to mewni to get some zombie teeth. She's wakes up early to go skateboarding.
Get Ready for School with a shower and going over our homework to make it look like our handwriting and to make sure the Moleman isn't screwing us.
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>>1872221
Adding raising Trashman so his brain doesn't deteriorate too much.
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Reminder that we /really need/ to get back to the swamp to find Susan's teeth.
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>>1872287
>>1872292
>>1872275
>>1872260
>>1872256
>>1872239
>>1872229

>A: "I've got -so- much shit to do today."
>S: "You and me both."
>A: "I made some mole guy do my homework..."
>S: "I gotta see my agent. Money's running low. Tabloids are getting suspicious."
>N: "We can go another three weeks."
>S: "YOU can go three weeks."
>Steve points to himself with his fork
>S: "I need a vacation."
>Nick almost looks like he's gonna raise his voice
>When a nearby overweight middle eastern woman grunts
>Catching his attention as he makes direct eye contact for a solid ten seconds before she goes back to minding her business
>Then he leans in to whisper
>Loudly
>N: "Look. Something -big- is going on in this town, ok?"
>A: "I have school today."
>T: "I gotta report to my parole officer."
>AL: "...I think I'll swim today."
>A: "Wow, fuck you."
>AL: "I am independantly wealthy and also a magical steed."
>Alabaster swishes his mane
>AL: "Stay mad."
>A: "Hungry..."
>N: "People are in danger."
>S: "Nick. After all we've been through I think you can trust me when I say..."
>You smell the nachos
>S: "Everybody's in danger."
>A: "HUNGRY!"

https://youtu.be/dX5QNZtQXX4?list=RDQMw_JNNLDdbAM

>You shove an entire Falafel burrito in your mouth
>Oh god
>The crisp
>The airy tortilla
>It's definitely not flour based
>You suck down bacon wrapped dates
>T: "This kid's an animal."
>You snatch one of Steve Buscemi's curly fries with Kebab sauce
>Then a Kebab
>How long has it been since you've eaten?
>Since you put sustenance like this in you?
>FUck
>Your stomach aches
>Yet still
>You hunger
>Muscles slams his fist into the table
>A: "More?"
>Muscles pounds the same spot until a crack forms
>What is with him?
>He grabs a meatball and duck sub halfway from Tony's mouth
>Then tries to cram it into yours
>A: "PFFPPF!"


What do?
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>>1872355
MORE FOOD!
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>>1872355
>Re-assert control
No! Bad monster arm!
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>>1872355
WILL Muscles to calm himself so you can figure out what's wrong with him.
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>>1872355
Keep Going
Today we are going to chill and indulge ourselves
Eat Everything
Slap some ass
Chill with our pals at school
Today is /OUR/day
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>>1872355
Our buddy is Starving
We are starving
I say we FEAST
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>>1872355
eh whatever
keep eatting, we have been eating nothing but Funyuns for the pass who-knows-how-long, Anon need this
>>
we gotta give Muscles a vacation day,a day he can be let loose. Always being restrained is gotta be driving him crazy
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>>1872221
>reassert dominance over arm
>ask Luna what the fuck is up with Muscles?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>Stop him
2 votes

>MORE
3 votes

https://youtu.be/Uwv49YIVaus

>Sour cream and Sabra Hummus Pretzels
>Extra caffeinated plum shake
>Your soda
>A free cup of water
>Roast chicken tendies
>A: "Whaf the fugh!?"
>N: "Are you ok?"
>Muscles takes Nick's sandwich
>Who gets a Tuna sandwich at a middle eastern joint?
>Honestly?
>While you try to answer Muscles slaps all the empty cups off of the desk
>A: "I- I don't know."
>You swallow as fast as you can
>Try to breathe
>Muscles is lining Nick's sandwich with onion rings
>Horse Raddish sauce
>Beef tips
>Some Nachos
>He grabs somebody's child
>Almost puts it between the third piece of bread and the siracha rolled fried lamb patty
>He weighs it
>Then tosses it into the back
>You hear a splash
>Some arabic cursing and sizzles
>T: "Heh. Health inspector's gonna wanna see dat."
>Nick pulls up his shotgun
>N: "Arm's gone mad."
>SHa-CHUNk!
>SWAp!
>Muscles smacks the piddly thing away
>N: "H-hey! No fair. That's my gun!"
>S: "Haha."
>Muscles flips off
>Everyone
>The whole store
>He grabs a card stand nearby
>Shakes it
>Slams it
>You suddenly realize
>You can't really hear his voice
>Not unless you strain
>How long has he been trying to talk?
>To reach you?
>You just kept
>Telling
>Him
>No
>He turns his middle finger back to you
>Then turns into his "Mouth" mode
>Looks you in the face
>Imparts something as loud as he can
>FEED
>ME
>Then returns to his creation
>He drizzles it in spicy fish sauce
>Then SLAMS the bread together
>Your hand is shaking
>Your body trembling
>Can you even take this?
>Will it even fit?
>A: "Muscles. Bud. I wanna do this but maybe we should have prepped fi-WHFRF!?"

>He put it in
>He put the whole thing in
>Dry
>It's spicy

ROLL CON!
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Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1872447
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1872447
Get it
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Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1872447
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Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1872447
GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!!
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Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1872447
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1872447
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Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1872447
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Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1872447
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Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1872447
>FEED ME
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1872447
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>>1872447
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>1872447
>>1872567
wew that was close
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1872447
HUNGERY
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Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1872447
E A T
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Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1872447
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>>1872468
>>1872468
THE WINNER!

>25

>>1872536
-2

>23 total

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

>Does this arm
>Think
>This is a fucking GAME!?
>You CHOMP down on the bread
>Feel all 11 layers of meat and bread plant and sauce get smashed in your teeth
>You
>Swallow
>A: "The FUCK is your deal!?"
>You grab the back of this horror
>Munch
>Crunch
>You and Muscles both guide the monstrosity inward
>Deeper
>Longer
>Until it's entirety disappears into the tube down your neck
>T: "That's kinna hot."
>Steve and Nick give Tony withering looks
>T: "It is!"
>Mayo and cranberry dressing is dribbling down your chin
>You wipe
>Staring at your hand
>He hasn't even paused
>A chocolate mint
>You eat it
>An entire fish on a stick
>Grilled
>Filled with butter and goat cheese
>You suck the skin off
>Crunch the bones
>AL: "Hm..."
>You snatch the last of the curly fries
>Pour them into your mouth
>Add a splash of the Mt. Kilamanjar-dew soda
>Then swallow the whole mix
>A: "You can't out-feed me, Muscles!"
>Muscles informs you his appetite is endless
>You inform him that your patience isn't
>A: "I've had to hold off on crankin' it for 9 months for your spikey ass big elbow little wrist-"
>You receive a mouthful of curds
>You want to push him off
>It's so thick
>Sour
>Creamy
>You grit
>Then swallow it down
>A: "Fwah!"
>AL: "Tony is right."
>You belch
>Titanically
>The windows shake
>Luna sips her tiny china cup that she summons from some void
>You're shaking again
>You've never felt so...full
>A: "Ugh..."
>S: "Kid."
>You look up
>Steve's handed you his card

cont
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>>1872605
>>1872605

>A: "uh...Buh-"
>S: "You ever need anything just give us a call, alright?"
>Tony's phone goes off
>T: "Shit. The Boss."
>He's up and moving
>Guess you'll have to catch him at the pawn shop
>Nick is cleaning his side of the table
>A: "I can-...can pay for the-"
>S: "Nah."
>Steve says something in very clear sounding Arabic to the cashier
>Who nods
>S: "We were never here anyways."
>He steps away
>Leaving you with Muscles
>Who is desperately trying to sign "Fuck You" but cannot as he is uneducated in American Sign language
>Nick stops at the door
>N: "Hey."
>A: "Yeah?"
>N: "Thanks."
>A: "...I'm gonna throw up or shit myself to death."
>Nick laughs
>Salutes you
>Then
>He's gone
>AL: "...So."
>You turn and realize you're just sitting there with a grown, beautiful looking man horse
>With white sauce dripping onto your chest
>A full set of innards
>A: "I've lived this in a fanfiction once."
>AL: "...Do you need my help, Anonymous?"

>Well
>Do you?

What do anyways?

>It is now 4:30 am
>>
>>1872613
"make me a pretty boi"
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>>1872621
Support.
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>>1872613
>Talk with Al and Luna about what went down. What did we do, who was Steve Harvey.

>Take some time to make sure we are okay and to make right with Muscles. We have been neglecting him and we need to be on the same page as bros.
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>>1872631
support
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>>1872631
>>1872613
Support
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>>1872613
We need help finding Zombie teeth in a swamp.
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>>1872613
>>1872621
>>1872631
both of these
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>>1872613
>AL: "...Do you need my help, Anonymous?"
God Yes, We need all the help we can get finding those fucking teeth.

Other than that we need a fucking shower so we can get ready for Class
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>>1872613
>Help us resurrect Zombina.
>Use your special horse eyes and brain to help us find her teeth on Mewni
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>>1872613
>>1872621
best idea
>>1872631
Talk n stuff
>>1872648
>>1872657
>>1872660
Teeth are important!

supporting all these
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>>1872613
Gotta get our precious girl back.

Also that whole thing with Wondervon.

Also, get on school on time.

Meanwhile we can ask Alabaster bout these guys.
We didn't actually encounter anyone with silver weapons while inside.
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>>1872621
Supporting.
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>>1872691
fuck your getting to school on time, we have more imporant things like making sure Zombina is back asap
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>>1872701
Which is why I suggested it first.
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>>1872701
We have been running non stop on fumes and shitty healing snacks, as much as it might pain you we need some time to relax.
Just a day.
Just an afternoon.
Susan can wait a few hours bro, beside if we wait till later we can get more help (Janna and Jackie)
Think with your head old boy. All work and no play makes Anon a dull, tired, and unstable boy.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1872621
3 votes

>>1872631
4 votes

>>1872648
>>1872657
>>1872660
3 votes


>WHAM!
>Your head hits the table
>Your ear is now full of sheep gravy and a fried pepper
>A: "Just what...the fuck."
>AL: "Are you doing with yourself?"
>A: "WAS THAT SHIIIIIIIIIII DHEFB!"
>Muscles has tried to feed you a loaf of honey bread stuffed with sumac chicken nuggets
>You spit it the fuck out
>A: "YOU! What is your problem!?"
>Muscles shakes a little
>Slams down his fist
>A: "NO! Talk. to. me."
>He grows so many spines it's hard to see him
>The guy behind the register is slowly lowering himself
>A: "Why?"
>You reach into the spikes
>Your index finger gets sliced
>You wince
>Then push through it
>Muscles pauses when he realizes you're holding his ridged and spine ridden fingertips
>A: "Because I care, you dick."
>He doesn't get it
>A: "You're my arm...and we're bros."
>You clench his spines
>You don't fear little pains like this anymore
>A: "Bros...stick together."
>Muscles becomes less spiky
>A: "I lost Susan before I got a chance to tell her I was her friend."
>You swallow
>Hard
>Pretty sure you got the rest of the mayo now
>A: "I'm not...gonna let the same thing happen with you."
>Muscles shakes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaZpZQG2z10

>Then wraps his pink mess of a body around you
>You can't breafe
>A: "F-fuck!"
>Once he lets you go you resolve yourself
>You reach for the napkins
>Having to push yourself much less than you're used to in order to get across the whole table
>A: "Ok guys. What was that cult all about?"
>AL: "I believe their leader was a Hell Prophet."
>L: "A fool who traded his own destiny for borrowed power."
>A: "Is that what warlocks are?"
>L: "More or less."
>A: "Do all warlocks end up like that?"
>AL: "If they aren't betrayed and eaten by their own demons."
>A: "Why is -any- body a warlock?"
>L: "Lack of options, pride and dignity."
>AL: "It is the fastest route for magical potency...especially for humans."
>You rub your chin clean again
>A: "...Can you help me find my Zombie girl's real teeth?"
>AL: "...Say please."
>A: "P-"

>WHAck!
>Muscles has ass-blasted Alabaster
>More like
>Ala
>ASS
>Mister

>AL: "...Never touch me again."
>Your brain vibrates as you pull Muscles back
>He's curious
>Curious about HORSE BUTT
>A: "Containment. I swear. There will be containment!"


ROLL WISDOM FOR THE SEARCH FOR THE TEEF!
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>>1872660
Teef
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>>1872726
dice+1d20+16
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1872726
Welp
Roll em UP
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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1872726
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Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1872726
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Rolled 11 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1872726
herp derp
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Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1872726
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Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1872726
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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1872726
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Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1872726
WISDOM
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1872726
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Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1872726
Will I fuck up? Who knows.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1872726
>>
Reminder on how to roll to those who don't remember:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit?usp=sharing

Also, reminder of ANon's current Stats and spells.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

Plus:
Inventory, Journal, and list of Allies and minions:
https://pastebin.com/XuZZcMhV
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1872726
He...here I go!
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NOPE NOPE NOPE FUCK THAT DISCORD SHIT, FUCK SHITNEY AND FUCK YOU ALTSTAR!!!
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>>1872882
dude, calm down
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>>1872744
>>1872744

The winner...

>27

Dang, Anon
Ur Special eyes

>Psyche
>The Roll was WISDOM not WILL
>You beautiful buttercup

>17 total

>At first it seems like you'll never figure this out
>Every fucking thing in this swamp looks the same
>Purpleish
>Brown
>Wet
>Rainbow leaves
>Scales
>Feathers
>All sort of blended into a hot, sweaty underside of a magical ballsack
>Alabaster complains several times about agreeing to help people who do such menial things
>You remind him that even he agreed Susan was pure
>AL: "...I suppose you are correct."
>Therefore, she deserve the Succ of loyalty
>When you finally find her teefuses
>Alabaster was neck-deep in the swampy muck
>A: "GOT IT!"
>You screamed
>Al blasted himself with magical energies
>Coming out of the brilliant lights he emitted perfectly clean
>AL: "How can you be sure?"
>You point to the cave you just emerged from
>A: "haha! I made Susan a FAT ASS in that cave! Pryed her teeth out one by one and helped her turn into a killing machine."
>AL: "...and this is ah...fond memory? For you?"
>A: "Fondest one I got. Next to the last time I fucking YANKED my MEAT."
>You pant
>Alabaster raises a brow
>A: "Sorry...man I-..."
>You swallow
>A: "I have not been myself since I stopped sleeping and only rested during blackouts."
>He waves his horn over the little calcium bits
>They whiten, freshen and fill their cavities
>A: "Can...can you do that to me?"
>AL: "What?"
>A: "Make me nice looking. Alive."
>You glance down to the teeth
>A: "Pure."
>AL: "Do you -want- to be pure?"
>L: "He is pure."
>Luna walks out of your Housevator
>L: "Purely himself."
>You shake your head
>A: "Fuck. Haha, guess I -am- getting loopy."

>You are coated head to foot in mud

>You have the teeth
>With such a high roll it only took another half hour


>You can either shower and get ready
>Check up on Wondervon


or

>Ditch school cause School is for fucking losers who don't have cool adventures to go on-

>NO!
>No.

>You said you wouldn't be like dad
>You roll your back up
>You have a choice


What do?
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>>1872915
Check up on Wondervon. See if he's betrayed us yet.
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>>1872936
support
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>>1872915
>>You can either shower and get ready
>>Check up on Wondervon
lets check up on him, then get ready
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>>1872915
We should really check on Wondervon, also
USE THE TEETH ASAP
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>>1872915
Check up on Wondervon.

Then get ready.

Then go to school.
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>>1872915
>store teeth for later
>take a 50 minute power nap
>go to school
We've earned a good night's rest, but this will have to do.
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>>1872915
>Res Susan
>Hug her
>Shower
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>>1872915
>Check up on Wondervon
>Ditch school cause School is for fucking losers who don't have cool adventures to go on
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>>1872915
>You have the teeth
>With such a high roll it only took another half hour
We don't have the metal for Wonder and we won't have it any time soon because WE ARE GOING TO CLASS TODAY
So lets get the Susan thing outta the way, so we can have the peace of mind to CHILL OUT
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>>1872915
FINALY
Let's get out Zombie and get home
We still need to Nap and Shower.
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>>1872941
Yep.
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>>1872915
Check up on Wondervon and get a list of thing he will need.
Res Trashman, take him to a dump use his powers to get a body for Susan as well as the supplies for Wondervon.
Res Susan and then shower.
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>>1872915

Check Wondervon, try out OWN and Raise Dead on a skeleton that's relatively small and NOT Susan.

Flesh craft a new body for Susan and either use the new spell or Raise Dead depending on the new spells affect. Get our girl back and hug the everloving undead life outta her without the hugging the life outta her part.
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>>1872915
>Get ready for school
We can check up on Wondervon after school if need be.
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I AM RETURN!

Time to count up these humble votes and set us up for some serious SoL.

May your adventures be chillest, Anon. May your journeys know no peaceful end.
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The votes


>Check on Wonderbutt
6 votes

>Do everything you can as fast as you can fuck school
>Fuck School
>Fuck
>School
...3 votes

>Shleep
2 votes

>Susan.
>Now.
3 votes


>Luna's on your shoulder
>You know because you can feel her eyes resting where yours are
>She whispers into your hear
>Into your head


The Unicorn's magic has bought you some time. Keep these safe. We'll bring her back with them. I'll need you to be patient for a while, Anonymous. Once you have your wand, you'll be able to do more than just recycle bodies over and over. Grinding them or watching on as constant battle turns them to dust. For now, protect her little spirit. Hold her last lifeline close. There's much work to be done. To ensure you have a better world for her to come back to.

>You sniff
>Nod
>Then fold the teeth in your palms
>You can feel the fragile thread
>Leading to Susan's soul
>She's scared of the dark
>Scared of the nothingness of death
>You clench tight on the teeth
>Then, you slip them into your HOUSEVATOR
>On top of a special pillow
>From the couch

>Also whoah
>WHOAH!
>Your house is nice
>A: "Luna...this is nuts!"
>Crisp, well vacuumed carpets
>Everything organized
>Your corpses, hung on regal hooks like fine coats
>They aren't even dripping
>The egg has been moved
>Up next to the loft bed
>Which has your mattress and a set silky green sheets with a blue comforter
>A christian color
>You can't wait to stain it
>Muscles inquires what "Beating your dick so goddamn hard your leg goes numb" means
>You silence the thought and march back out into the swamp
>SHRRRIIIIP
>Then to go to see your new employee

>SHRRRIIIIIPP
>A: "SUP, FUCKER!?"
>You pop out of your portal into the little safehouse
>Which has now been remodeled
>DW: "HA!?"
>Wondervon turns toward your approximate location
>DW: "Olson!? Olson is that you?!"
>A: "Naw."
>DW: "Oh. It's you again..."
>A: "Myep. You betray me yet?"
>DW: "I have neither the resources nor opportunity."
>A: "Sick!"
>DW: "Am I your henchman or your prisoner?"
>A: "Sort of both!"
>You grin
>Wondervon pulls his stubble with a groan
>He pulls down his glasses, enhancing his vision and magnifying his lipid eyes
>DW: "Do you have for me any matierials?"
>A: "Uh...no not y-"
>DW: "So why are you here? Are you going to kill me?"
>A: "Your outfit really hides your ass well."

cont
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>>1873358

>DW: "Modesty is my next best trait compared to my massive intellect."
>The sound of metal hitting the floor draws both of your gazes
>O: "DAHdee! Hhaha! I gottit!"
>The lights which line the little hovel you're in shake as the 10 foot robotic toddler Wondervon parents bounds into the room
>In his arms
>A boulder
>Big as a piano
>Jesus
>This thing is strong
>DW: "See what I have to resort to without proper matierials?"
>Wondervon pulls a vicious looking drill from his pants
>Rips into the rock
>Pulls out an 11 inch deep sample
>Then another
>Then another
>Until the rock has a hole all the way through it
>DW: "Gathering ore this way...having to analyze every scrap to learn it's properties. It shall slow progress immensely."

>A: "Hm...would a car do it?"
>DW: "A what?"
>A: "Could I bring you car parts?"
>DW: "Any machine will do! I love taking things apart and it would ensure I have excellent matierials."
>L: "Not too much."
>A: "Hm?"
>L: "Give him any more than what he needs and he'll see it as weakness."
>Luna's eyes flash
>L: "He's a thief. A pilferer."
>DW: "I'm a scientist!"
>Luna blinks
>L: "You're a man who does not yet know his place...don't worry."

>SHHRRRIIIP
>You open a new portal
>Back to school
>L: "We'll teach it to you."

Cont
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>>1873365
>>1873365

https://youtu.be/A3Qvb7q9Nm0

>Echo Creek High
>Prestigious record of Football Excellence
>Student Conduct
>...attendance?
>It's dull as dirt
>Yet still
>When the light hits it just right
>When the wind blows through the weirdly tropical trees
>When you smell just a touch of autumn in the air
>Despite being in a desert
>It looks like home
>You step from your portal
>Armor caked in blood and mud
>Body a mess
>The sun is barely rising
>Kids are filtering in
>You have your homework in your hand
>Which you didn't do
>You have your life ahead of you
>That silly
>Human life
>That you've nearly left behind
>A: "Why did I come back here?"
>Luna doesn't answer for once
>She just surveys
>You feel a hand on your shoulder
>Then you turn
>It's Janna
>...and she's fuckin' shimmying

>She hasn't done anything but get your attention to watch her dance
>She's wearing make
>She's only wearing one boot
>Her hair is a mess under her hat
>She smells like fresh grass and weed smoke
>Which you know all too well from when Mom had her pot license for about a year ago
>She's offering you an earbud

>S: "Anon!?"
>Sabrina?
>O-
>Oh holy dogmess
>She's actually waving to you
>Brittney eyes her
>Then you
>Br: "What the heck hit you, McMoot?"
>A: "My decision making."
>S: "Anon, I have to ask you something when you get a secoAh!"
>Brittney is dragging Sabrina by the wrist
>Br: "I have a big day planned, Sab. No time for social links."

>Justin waves to you as he runs past
>Ju: "Dude! Sick muddin' look. If we rush we can get a shower before class!"

>If you rush you might be able to talk to Sabrina too

>You could get to class on time

>Or change clothes/clean up with Justin
>Since he has the keys to the locker room showers

>Janna is still just fucking pumpin out dance moves while wordlessly scootin' her boot


>Humans
>Always into something
>Always lively
>Could you have been like this?


What do?
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>>1873410
Go see what's up with Janna and why she's smoking grass.
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>>1873365
"One sec bro, Sabby was saying something before she was so rudely interrupted by Bitchney here"
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>>1873410
>Hit up Janna
>What put a shimmy bug in her shorts?
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>>1873410
>Janna is still just fucking pumpin out dance moves while wordlessly scootin' her boot
>Send a text to Jackie "Guess who's finally going back to school."
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>>1873410
Talk to Justin first we need to shower, then hit up Sabrina
We can skip class and chill with Janna after
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>>1873410
>Hang with Janna for a bit, see what has her groovin.
>Send Jackie a text that you decided to show up.
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>>1873410
>change/clean up with Justin
>see how he's doing. if shits fine... rush so we can meet up with Sab. If not, find out what's up with him.
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>>1873410
>Sabrina wants to talk
>Sabrina showing
>Agency
GOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
WE CLEAN RUSH WITH JUST
THEN HEAD FOR THE SAB
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>>1873445
support
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>>1873410
"Ay yo one sec bruh."
>"Ey Janna wassup"
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>>1873410

>>1873420
>420
>>1873423
>>1873426
>>1873439
>>1873463

Supporting these.
Not supporting the others.
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>>1873410
>>1873421
>>1873423
>>1873426
>>1873433
>>1873445
Support
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>>1873439
Support
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>>1873410
Check out what Janna's doing ebfore going with Justin.

We can talk with Sabrina during recess.
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>>1873477
recess?
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>>1873482
Break?
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>>1873426
Sypport with listening to Janna, and then going to shower.
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>>1873477
>Recess
>Break
This is High School
You don't get those.
We have Lunch by why not talk to Janna then
OR better yet skip class to talk to her.
Remember we are not here to actually learn, we are here to be human child for the first time in weeks.
It's about Social Links.
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>>1873514
>This is High School
>You don't get those.
Y-Yes you do?

Where the fuck did you went to high school?
Fucking American education system.
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>>1873522
Murica aint get no recess bucko. 30 minute lunch and BACK TO CLASS BUCKO!!!
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>>1873538
The Finnish don't even get fucking homework and are among the best qualified students on the planet.

The US system is SHIT, with capital S.
>>
I went through the U.S school system and we got a combined lunch and recess of about 45 minutes
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>>1873608
this sounds about right. I seem to remember 10 to 15 minutes between 2nd and 3rd period, 30 minutes for lunch between 4th and 5th.
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>>1873614
for us it was about 5 minutes between all classes except for said lunch/recess break. Got there about 7:45 left about 3
>>
I got 30 minutes for lunch, but got to leave the school to eat elsewhere.

5 minutes between all classes.
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>>1873632
ahahahaha leaving the school? That was a big fuck no for us. mainly because I lived in a small town and it would take you like 15 minutes just to drive to the nearest food place.
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>>1873639
I also lived in a small town, but everything was right next to the school. So it wasn't that big of a deal to let us leave.

We also didn't have a football team.
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Lunh was just one of our periods so it was about an hour like class. Leaving during it wasn't a big deal either, so long as you were back for your next class. No recess though, lost that after middle school.
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>>1873639
>>1873670
I went to school in the middle of Chicago, there was a time when we were allowed to leave, and then they took that from us.
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>>1873670
we had two things at my school basketball and baseball
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The votes

>Follow Justin for a totally not homerotic fan service moment in the showers
3 votes
>Implying Anon can provide Fanservice

>Chase the victim girl
2 votes

>Text Yoh lady
3 votes

>Fucc School
1 vote

>Banana Slamma with the Janna Coco Cabana
7 votes

>You eye Janna's moves
>They're pretty sweet
>if not totally dorked
>A: "What's up, bup?"
>Janna nods her head with her eyes closed
>Does a spin
>Then shoves her earbud into your ear
>You jump when she does it
>Try to slap her arm
>Then
>You hear the sick fuccin' Jaaaams
>Which she kindly loops back to the beginning so you can enjoy it from the top

https://youtu.be/rKl9yh5QToY

>A: "Who is this!?"
>Janna grabs for your hand
>Spins you
>Muscles no like
>Muscles Dizzy
>He pins you both back into the earth by turning himself into a spike
>Janna doesn't give you a chance to bitch
>He grabs both you and muscles and shimmies with you
>A: "Dude c-moahahahn!"
>Why did you just laugh?
>The lyrics are pretty infectious
>Janna bites her lip as she two-steps away and toward the school, motioning for you to follow
>You watch for a second before noticing she has her knife on her
>Jammed into the back of her dress
>Smart thinking
>Could be trouble pretty much any moment
>You do that arm-wave thing and follow her
>She doesn't head inside
>Instead, she goes right for the side of the school
>Then stops by the dumpster
>You've never been back here
>There's old cars
>Abandoned ones
>Must be some old Senior shop classes remains
>She helps you up onto the hood she's decided to conquer
>Then sings the chorus
>Ja: "Whatever console you play! No matter HOW-MANY-HOURS-A-DAY! I can win at any game!"
>She pokes your stomach
>Ja: "Wether you're a boy."
>She points out to the shop class teacher lady
>Ja: "Or a girl."
>She just breaks it down for the last line
>Ja: "Or-a-SUPER-computer!"
>A: "Janna!"
>You yell over the music only you guys can hear
>She grabs your armor and does a weird downward motion with her hips
>Her hands are dirty now
>So are her leggings and boots
>A: "Aw-Aw cmon stop with this. I'm gross!"
>She runs up the hood of the car
>Leaving the ear-buds with you
>She knows the song too well to be off time
>She leaps
>Posing in the air like she's doing the Mario high-jump right as the song ends with a cheeky Nintendo soundbump

cont
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>>1873736
>>1873736

>You eye the Mp3 player she's left you with
>The artist's name is clearly displayed along with art of a smiling robot girl
>A: "K-A-Bot-Sunshine?"
>You look up
>Janna's down on one knee
>Both hands up
>Panting
>Covered in sweat
>Ja: "YEAH!"
>A: "You fucking loser!"
>You say with a smile
>Literally cracked, due to the nature of your one black tooth
>A: "You like K-Pop!?"
>Janna pokes her lower lip
>Ja: "Checking-u Databass."
>She closes her eyes
>Then whips them open with the most confident look a 15 year old girl in one shoe and three-day-old clothes smell can give
>Ja: "You bet your ass I do."

>You chuckle while you pull out your phone
>Yeesh
>Time's getting short
>You're already late for 1st period
>Hm...fuck 1st period if you're being honest
>Not even a real class
>Ja: "So the prodigal dude decides to join us mortals?"
>A: "Well yeah."
>Ja: "What for?"

>She poses
>Putting her hands on her hips and eyeing you with a coy grin
>You consider it for a moment
>You look over at school
>You know in that building are hundreds of kids
>Kids who have struggles
>Lives
>Dreams
>Dreams like Justin's of making whoever parent in his life is happy
>Dreams like Jackie's of exploring the world
>Dreams like Janna
>Of serving a dark overlord and dating a skeleton
>Wow
>Janna is much closer to her dreams than your other friends

>You see a flyer for a dance coming up
>Spook-o-Boogie
>Halloween
>You blink
>Wow
>The big day is super close isn't it?

>You see an explosion in the distance
>Science class
>Ferg's laughing and apologizing over the sounds of high-pitched screams

>You see a burst of rainbow light
>Star Butterfly
>That magic bitch who set this whole thing off

>You have so much in your life now
>So do all of these...people.
>These humans?
>Why do you care about them?

>Why did you come back?
>>
>>1873746
>Why did you come back?
Valid question.....

Also, check out what Ferg just ruined and who he might've killed. He could use the help disposing of the body.
>>
>>1873746
>>1873746

CLARIFICATION!!!


>Seriously
>Why?

What say?
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>>1873758
>>1873755
Oh wait, shit, we need an answer? Because we felt like chilling out for a bit.
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>>1873746
>shower before second
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>>1873746
>>1873755
Ferg, or at least people around him, probably need help one way or the other. Let's go!

Also fuck star, even if she's helping us later. We ain't friends.

We came back because Jackie.
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>>1873758
>To relax for a bit, plus I actually do want to graduate. The future overlord of reality should at least have a high school diploma, right?
>>
>>1873758
>I... guess I needed some cooldown time. I got into some horrible fucking shit and I guess I just want to decompress.
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>>1873746
Cause they are worth fighting for nigga.

Cause they deserve a world that isn't filled with the sit you have to put up with constantly.

Cause this is currently your best, safest place to spot cute chicks and hang out with them.

Also because if you you might need to complete your studies if you want to maybe sometime take over the United States as Emperor president of the Universe World
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>>1873746
>>1873758
Because I care. Because you all are now my friends, people I care about. I used to have nothing, and I used to have less every day. But now I have you, and Janna, Justin and the guys, Ferg and Oskarr. Hell, I'll never say it to her face, but I even have Star.

This school represents what I have become, what I have made for myself. It is my future, and I am not letting anyone take it from me.
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>>1873746
>>1873758
Cause we missed people, and being a person.
We have been going non-stop for so long that we have forgotten what it means to be human.
We just need a little reminder of what it means to be a kid, and not a walking murder machine.
>>
>>1873746
>>1873758
>>1873781
Also FUCK Ferg Let's go find Justin and get that Shower damn it.
>>
To summarise.

Because I need some fucking downtime, and because I care.
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>>1873746

Because we missed these fuckers. Also, should we tell we met Nic and Steve?
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>>1873758
>>1873763
>>1873759
>>1873789
supportan
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>>1873746
I wanted to spend time with the people I care about. Cause you guys are worth it.
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>>1873746
God i hate both of these options
Let's go to science class

>>1873758
Because balance is important.
Being a Beast is just as important as being Human.
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>>1873772
Support.
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>>1873758
>Already given her the big spiel about what's up with us. And if that's true, our deal is that actions are louder than words. Our friends and allies who we explosively encountered are valuable to us. And we've been running from that trying to sort some of our shit out.
>Well for now, some major shit got sorted and it brought some perspective. And a need to spend time with the people we care about.
>Give Janna the Down Low... she was there at Trashmania... tell her about what went down last night at the Mayor's Manor. Tell her about Man-Taur. Tell her of the fate of Trashman.
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>>1873758
>Because if I don't take a moment every now and then to enjoy myself, what's the point? Don't get me wrong; what I do is important and even if it meant I never got a day off for the rest of my life I'd still be out there, but damn. After the last three weeks of constant fighting, getting the crap beat out of me and nearly dying on several occasions, I need a break. For at least a day. One day without some monster, demon or princess ruining it.
Cue finding purple hearts on the ground and brushing it off.
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>>1873746
Changing my vote from:
>>1873801
Supporting:
>>1873775
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>>1873768
>>1873766
>>1873760
>>1873772
>>1873775
>>1873781
>>1873788
>>1873789
>>1873818
>>1873820

https://youtu.be/WxMx7CY7vsc

>You push your forehead into itself reasoning it out
>A: "I killed Steve Harvey yesterday..."
>Janna's face softens
>A: "Nick Cage and Steve Buscemi were there."
>You lower yourself
>Sit down on the hood of this car you just rocked out on
>It's warm
>Coarse
>The air hits you with a tiny chill
>A: "Harvey turned himself into a demon sludgeball and...and I think I probably killed Miley Cyrus and...it never stops."
>You swallow
>Look up at the sky
>It's clean
>Clear
>Simple
>Free
>When you look back down
>A: "I needed it to stop."
>Ja: "The killing."
>You think about that
>A: "...nah. Just the world."
>Ja: "It doesn't stop, you know."
>A: "I'll make it stop."
>Janna jumps up next to you
>A: "For you."
>She looks at her bootless foot
>A: "For Jackie."
>You grab her hand
>A: "For all the faggots around here I care about."
>You smile
>You can feel Janna's eyes on you as you stand up
>The wind catches your cape
>A: "I'm gonna drop as many bodies as it takes. To make -my- world a better place."
>You point to the sun
>A: "I'll Smash the stars."
>You point to the sea
>A: "Elbow drop the oceans!"
>You cast Dark Star over the dumpster
>A: "I'll burn this trash heap until it's bones and nice and clean and shiney..."
>KRRRAAKAKVBOOOM!
>A: "Then I'll mount em' on my wall."
>Janna's eyes are huge with wonder
>They sparkle
>A little too Star-Butterfly-ey-ish
>A: "Are you constipated?"
>Ja: "I'm impressed, you dick."
>A: "How do you look so pure while you speak with such language?"
>Ja: "My heart is gold. My soul is trash."
>A: "Your bangs are fucked too."
>Ja: "I got your phone."
>She has your phone
>Ja: "Got your keys."
>Fuck
>She holds up Luna
>Ja: "Got yer Mom."
>L: "Oh my."
>She's holding her like a lil ice cream cone with a round cheeked smug head
>L: "Do help me, Anonymous lest I be hwisked away~ "

cont
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>>1873857
>>1873857

>You laugh
>It's not mean
>Or cruel
>Or manic
>You just laugh
>Gently
>The air is flowing free through your nose
>Through your messy hair
>A: "In all seriousness I should probably go see if Ferg killed somebody."
>Ja: "Why? Want the fresh bodies?"
>A: "Not my motivation but certainly is something I would collect given the chance."

SESSION END!

https://youtu.be/Bz1508RBx2w

>You did it, Anonymous
>You've made it home
>Your life has become a magical thing
>An adventure
>Back and forth
>Between peril and perfect harmony
>You are a chaos-wind
>A force of nature
>Your nature
>You've made so many friends
>Crushed so many enemies already
>...and already it seems
>Like the world has become a better place
>Today, you're going to see all your friends
>You're going to go to class
>You're going to be...a kid
>Maybe you can still
>End up human being


NEXT SESSION MONDAY! 6:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

It's time to get cozy and productive.
Time to make a connection.
Time to be a kid.

Stay blessed
Love,
Quest
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>>1873860
And outlaw star to roll us out... Bless you Quest. Got called in for impromptu work this weekend, so it was nice to come back home to this chill session.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1873860
hey i hope i didn't get here too late to roll
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>>1873860
Still wondering where Janna got that weeds.
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Found Anon's theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoDnZpbFBsk
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>>1874831
God I HATE this
but it's perfect
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>>1874831
Wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA
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>>1874831
Nah that's pretty perfect yeah.
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From Quest, to the discord, directly to you, a quality fanfiction based on your favorite fanfiction.
Give it a read, and enjoy extra story.

https://pastebin.com/t89cJYNt
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>>1877161
I didn't ask to feel this.

It seems there is another broken individual. We may have to make some "adjustments" to Sabrina's home life and mental state.
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>>1877161
Oh dear sweet jesus goddamn my heartstrings.
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>>1877161
Urge

to

prOTECT

SMILE

RISING
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Oh. Now that I think about it...

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest

If you're new to the quest, you can find the previous threads in SUpTG under the 'Star Vs. Quest' tag.

If you're a regular and like the quest please remember to upboat the threads in the archive until they reach 20+ boats for best quality thread.
>>
Can we be honest with ourselves for a moment? Let's face it guys, Jackie just isn't our true waifu... what ever feelings we developed for her we're based off of petty bitterness, solely to get back at Marco, and what's worse is she fell for it.

We need to let her go if we truly love her dudes, it's been fucking with me for a while now.
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>>1877866
Speak for yourself, faggot.
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>>1877866
More like, there's multiple people Anon could or does love. Jackie is one of them, Janna is one of them, his Mom(even if it's hurt), Hekapoo is like a teasing sister to him, I'd like to see Sabrina become one of those people he cares about too.

JacJaSaNon OTP
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>>1877897
Harem ending. It's spelled Harem ending. Also lol if you think Anon is getting out of this quest in mortal corporeal form. We becoming god.
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>>1877906
>>1877897
YES! YES! YES!
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>>1877866
>>1877897
>>1877906
>>1878106

fuck off fags, MarcAnon is the one true path
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>>1878159
Marconon is an essential part of Harem Ending tho.
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>>1878177
The dubs speak the truth. Anon's harem shall consist of all the bitches. And Marco, he's the biggest bitch of them all.
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>>1877161
Protect the sad girl, SLAUGHTER BITCH TITS FOR MAKING HER THROW UP!
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>>1877897
YEA BOI!
>>1877866
Maybe to start, but your gonna have to cut Anon's arm off before he lets her go now. Best girls for life.
>>1877906
Every new universe needs a god of fertility.
>>
>harem
>>1877897
>>1877906
>>1878106
>>1878159
>>1878177
>>1878327
>>1878584

Each and every one of you need to end yourselves. Starnon is the true endgame.
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>>1878622
You know, just because you're not one of those marcofags, I'll humor you. Go on, in great detail, tell us how Anon should pound some babies into Star....before giving best girls their filling.
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>>1878628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcnSvzsXMrk
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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/OrlWWrSwaB8


>You are Anon
>and you...
>Are feelin' yourself
>A: "WHOO! Guess who's back baybah!"
>You're in school
>Struttin'
>Bustin'
>Rockin'
>Rollan'
>When you left this shit heap you thought you were going out to literally die
>You almost did
>Nearly a dozen times
>Now tho...
>NOW
>You're the king
>With his Mom by his side
>The Cosmic Nanny, Luna
>With his powers having grown to immense proportions
>These fucks
>Who discounted you
>Ignored you
>Now they've got a whole new animal in these halls
>You're not Anon the little quiet faggot that nobody understood
>You're Anon
>The Killer
>The Ruler
>The defier of fate
>Sure, you've got shit to take care of
>Susan's soul is still lost in the dark
>You can fix those things now
>You can fix everything
>There's your locker
>What was that combo?
>Oh! right.
>Your birthday
>Soon as you pop it open you spot your old notebook for class
>A simple binder covered in silver sharpie doodles
>You slam the locker shut
>Principal Skeeves sees you
>PS: "Anonymous! No slamming the locker doors! Why are you in that ridiculous costume!?"
>Janna had to run off for Home ec
>She was super hype about making cakes
>You're almost late for class
>Now this joker is hemming you up
>You
>I mean really
>The Noive

What do?
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>>1878714
>"It's called fashion, maybe you've heard of it?"
Strut off to our first class.
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>>1878714
Blow him off
The fucker isn't worth our time
Hell I'm disappointed we even gave him a thought
Just completely ignore and keep moving
He is beneath us
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>>1878723
>strut
>>1874875
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>>1878714
Put some normie clothes at incredibly hihg speed
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>>1878714
essentially >>1878730
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>>1878714
>>1878723
>>1878729
>>1878730
supportan

We're too above school to care what he thinks about our gear.
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>This is not a costume. This is the holy garb of my people, worn on the most holy of days you heathen. What do you gave soemthing agaisnt my religion? How could you, how dare you! I should report you to the media principle racist! BEGONE!
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>>1878714
"Its no more ridiculous then that tiny mustache you are trying to rock"
>then walk off like he doesn't exist
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>>1878756
No no no, we could actually use the costume bit. The Halloween Spook-o-boogie dance is coming up. We could play it off as showing "school spirit" and promoting the event as well.
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>>1878756
>>1878714
Supporting
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>>1878756
Oh god, this meme would be fucking perfect right now, DO IT DO IT DO IT!
>>1878773
That works too, but the fear is more entertaining.
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>>1878714
We came in our armor and wre covered in tar mud and blood.

We are understandably not looking good for school.

Justin said something about a shower and a change , and we sort of need it.

Go do that.
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>>1878766
Support
>>
Why are you being so ruud to the principal?

there's no reason for this cool-less memery.
>>
>A: "Ay Prince, Skeeves."
>You pull up your 'Ridiculous outfit'
>A: " 1000 gold pieces, and I got it custom."
>You eye his outfit
>A: "You look perfect for your job. Being a useless figurehead in a system of brainwashing."
>Turn
>Muscles Flexes
>A: "I have a cape. What do you got?"
>PS: "Who in the SAM HILL do you-"
>A: "I lil Moustache."
>PS: "Anonymous, young man you had better-"
>A: "I don't care, Skeeves. I gotta go turn in my homework. Also this outfit is the national religious garb of Kekistan can't make me take it off or you're a bigot also I'm trans now don't ever call me young man again."
>You spin
>Give an Up-yours
>Then start strutting to class
>Baller
>Muscles does a 'toodles' motion at the Principal
>Who is floored
>Flabberghasted even
>You think you hear him yell something to his secretary but who cares?
>You're on top of the whole ball of wax


>BAM!
>You're in class
>Literally at the kick of a door
>Several people turn and see you
>They're mostly silent
>Some of them are on the edge of their seats
>You spot Ferguson in the back
>Moob and Blake are up front with an empty seat next to them
>Sabrina's here
>Sitting behind Chantelle
>Oskarr's outside on his car

>SK: "Well well."
>Whoah
>Where'd the lights go?
>Mt. Skullnik is blocking the view
>SK: "Fancy seeing you back here, McMoot."
>She's smiling
>It's a weird sight
>Skullnik never usually smiles
>SK: "Got yer homework?"
>A: "Sure do, teach."
>You hand her the mess of papers
>All plastered in ink
>You really
>Really didn't do ANY of that
>Skullnik looks the packet over
>SK: "Alright. Sitdown. Class, we're gonna be going over some basic principles of chemistry today. So open yer textbooks to page blah blah blah-"
>Oh god
>Your brain
>This is so boring
>Why did you tolerate this?
>Ever?


>Pick a seat, Anon

Then what do?
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>>1878850
Sit next to Sabrina.
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>>1878850
Sit next to Moob and Blake
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>>1878850
Sabrina, we gotta make sure she is doing good and that Brittney isn't bullying her
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>>1878850
we haven't been near the boys enough. let's spend some time with'em.
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>>1878850
>sit next to Sabrina
>make small talk
>Ask her to chill later
> we owe her for being a dick at the party
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>>1878850
Sit next to Sabrina.

Ask her what she wanted to tell us at the entrance.
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>>1878850
Sit next to Moob and Blake
MY BOIZ
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>>1878850
Supporting... >>1878858
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>>1878850
Why don't we just pick up our friends and put them close so we can multi task? Friends and Sab. Just Zero Gee everyone so we don't interrupt.
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>>1878850
Sit next to ferg, it's been a while.
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>>1878850
my quarter has decided on sabrina
Let's talk to the saddest girl in the world.
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>>1878850
>Next to Sabs
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>>1878850
Sit next to Sabrina, try and talk while paying some actual attention to class
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>>1878895
You know Ferg hates us right
Why not talk to Our BOIZ
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>>1878905
Wait what? Oh wait ferg is the mascot dude isn't he, got mixed up with Oskarr. Never mind switching to the BOIZ!!!
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>>1878914
Make sure to link your change in vote to the original post.
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>Sabrina
7 votes

>Da BOIUZ
5 votes

>Ferg
>Really?
>Alright
1 vote


>You waltz up to Sabrina
>Or at least the desk next to her
>CRYYYBBk!
>Which has just been pushed away from you
>By Chantelle
>Ch: "Seat's taken."
>A: "By who?"
>Ch: "Nobody. Which is better company than you, McFreak."
>A: "Fuck is your problem?"
>Ch: "Fuck made you think you could come to school dressed like a Harry Potter character dipped in pig shit?"
>People snicker
>Even Moob and Blake
>Sabrina's shrinking a little
>She hasn't said a thing
>You feel hot faced
>Suddenly not to light hearted
>A: "Hey. Sabrina."
>She makes eye contact with you
>Still silent
>A: "What did you wanna tell me this morning?"
>SK: "Get in a seat, Anon. This ain't congress."


>You could just pull the desk up and sit down anyways
>That'll cause a little trouble
>You could relent and sit with DaBOUSXiz
>S: "...h-hey, Anon."
>She managed to keep eye contact for a whole half second there
>Whoarhr


What do?
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>>1878924
Mobile posting from work on break. No delete as far as I can tell. >>1878850
Switching to Moob and Blake
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>>1878941
Chantelle, please fugg off. Take seat.
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>>1878941
>just pull the desk up and sit down anyways
>A: "Wut up, Sabs?"
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>>1878941
Just tell her it's ok, we'll talk after school.

>relent and sit with DaBOUSXiz
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>>1878941
>>1878955
>>1878956

Take the seat.
By force, if we have to.
No one tells McMoot what to do anymore.
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>>1878961
Is this a Loss reference?
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>>1878970
>>1878955
We can talk to her later.

No need to look more of an ass in the middle of class.
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>>1878941
>relent and sit with DaBOUSXiz
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>>1878941
Okay nope I wanna take the seat now.
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>>1878941
>Take the desk anyways
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>>1878941
Don't listen to her and sit next to the grill!
tell sabs: "well, go on"
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>>1878941
"fuck off Chandler, i can sit where i damn well please."
>C: "my name isn't Chandler dweb!"
"Whatever Christan"
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>>1878941
>relent and sit with DaBOUSXiz
Tell Brina we will see her later
And Chantelle that she is a cunt
I want some spicy burns, read her mind to get something good.
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>>1878941
sit next to her anyway.
>>
>>1878941
>Secret Prick Route
Cruci crush Chantelle and then body shame her for her weight
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>>1878998
Support, set phasers to burn
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>>1878998
>>1879002
You understand that this would literally MURDER her right?

Cruci Crush increases the weight of an object to 100 times the gravity of earth.

Nothing can survive that.
>>
>>1878941
>>1878989

>>1878998
>>1879002
also supporting these!
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>>1879005
>You understand that this would literally MURDER her right?

No use in crying over spilled milk anon, still supporting
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>>1878941
>>1878956
Screw it. Changing vote to >>1878998
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>>1879010
>tripfag being a faggot
Oh, how unexpected.
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>>1878998
Jesus dude, she's a bitch ya but we don't have to KILL HER!
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>>1872221
>chat like normal, tell her about our sick armor and then ask if she wants to ditch this class then scissor portal away
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>>1878941
>>1878970

>>1878998
this is too stupid to pass up
supporting gross overuse of force on chantelle
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>>1878997
>>1878998
changing vote to this
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>>1878941
>Take the seat calmly
Starwalk Chantelle if she tries to interfere
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>>1878941
I VOTE TO JUST SIT DOWN. NO KILLING HER
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>>1878941
>You could just pull the desk up and sit down anyways
>>
>>1878941
Just take the seat from her
Don't kill her
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>>1878998
>People are actually voting
I regret disbelieving the power of meme options
>>1878981
This is my actual vote btw
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>>1878941
>just pull the desk up and sit down anyways
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>>1879031
Fuck you.
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>>1878970
support
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>>1878941
Supporting >>1878994
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>>1878941
>sit with DaBOUSXiz
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>>1878961
GO SIT WITH THE BOYS

Fucking

Do not fucking do anything bad to Chantelle.
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>>1879031
Oh btw
"Regret" is a dramatization
I actually dont regret shit haha
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>>1878991
SUPPORT
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>>1878850
Lets see how Moob and Blake are doing.
We can talk to Sab later.
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>>1878941
Lookat da BOIS
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The votes

>Take the seat
12 votes

>Sit with THEM LADZ
7 votes

>>1878998
>Physics Bully
>7 votes


>You look back at the boyz
>Blake is watching with interest
>Moob is muttering something about Chantelle being a bitch
>Blake responds with a quip and they fist bump
>Muscles Snaps out by your WILL
>Then drags the desk over
>SloooOooooWWWWWwwwWWWWWWy
>You are calm
>Totally
>Utterly
>Calm
>Also shaking
>With barely contained rage
>As you grind a set of tracks in the floor a couple of things strike you
>Chantelle doesn't back down
>Not once
>That's impressive
>Considering you could literally kill her with a wave of your hand
>Cause you're the magic man
>With a magic plan
>WHUMP!
>You sit on your can
>Then ignore Chantelle
>A: "So anyways."
>Sabrina is shaking like a toy poodle
>Her legs are crossed
>Her hands are together
>She could snap into a panic attack any moment
>People are still watching
>A: "What's good, Sabrigga?"
>???: "What?"
>One of the other football players pipes up from behind you
>It's Chaddler
>The only black guy on your guys' football team
>A: "What?"
>You look at him like he's got two heads
>Ch: "What did you just say?"
>A: "Hello?"
>Ch: "That's what I thought you said."
>Man
>The hormones are high today

What say to Sabrina?

Also.

What do about the fact you seriously smell Phosphorus right now?
Like bad.
What is that stank?
Why does nobody here seem to notice but you?

>Ch: "You don't belong here, Anon."
>A: "I helped beat Sentinel Hill at the big game."
>Ch: "Being good at something doesn't make you cool. Otherwise -Alfonzo- would be allowed to talk to Cheerleaders too."
>>
Dear Jesus what the hell are people doing, this is the exact same shit that made wondervon an issue.
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>>1879094
>I'll "belong" wherever I want.
>Read minds, try and find source of phosphorous
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>>1879094
>A: "So!"
>Anon totally not grinding his fingers into his desk
>Not Muscles, but his human fingers
>A: "Sabrina, what was it you wanted to tell me?"
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>>1879098
This
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>>1879094
Just ask her what she wanted to tell us in the entrance and try to pay attention to class for once.

That ought to get our mind off of this.

>>1879094
>Phosphorus
Tom?
Is the Devil's emo-goth son coming to deliver to us our tribute?
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>>1879094
"So Sabby, you doing ok? If Brittney is being to bad i could always take care of that if you ask."
>try to see where that phosphorus smell is coming from
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>>1879104
support
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>>1879097
This is what made Wondervon a source of entertainment.

>>1879098
>>1879094
>>1879099
Continue to ignore the bitch's wishes, let's talk to Sab.

Maybe also continue to ponder strange smell as an afterthought.
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>>1879094
Try to mind speak with Sabrina as to not disrupt class.
If that fails just ask her what she needs.
Also sulfur is prolly Tom
Ignore it until after class.
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>>1879094
>"Bitch noone talking to you and I ain't hearing none of your highschool musical bullshit. Cliques aren't real. Sabrina, lets go talk somewhere else."
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>>1879108
>>1879094
oh if we can MIND READ SABBY
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>>1879098
>>1879094
Support
>>
>>1879094
Supporting:
>>1879098
>>
>>1879094
>Okay, Chantelle, so remind me why you hate me?
>I thought we were cool at one point. What happened to that?
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>>1879094
>I'll "belong" wherever I want, and I'll be "allowed" to talk to whoever I want.
>>
>>1879094

Supporting...
>>1879098
>>1879121
>>1879127
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>>1879094
actually

DEFEND ALFONZO

he's a good kid. Don't bully.
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>>1879094
Adding support of this... >>1879181
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>>1879094
>>1879181
>>1879156
Supporting these and mind read Sabrina.
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>>1879181
Haha yeah no he isn't
>>1879094
Do stuff with psionic powers or something
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>>1879193
Ok, we know he isn't really. But she's picking on him for being a nerd.

Hate on him for sociopathic tendencies, not on his nerdom.

Being a paragon helps.
>>
>>1879098
>>1879103
>>1879099
>>1879165

>Skullnik's pretty involved in her lesson
>When she gets in a groove you sure can avoid her attention
>She likes this stuff
>Genuinely
>Weird
>A: "Look here, Chantelle. I don't have a damn thing to say to you."
>Ch: "So fuck off."
>A: "Except that."
>You present muscles to her
>His middle finger grows
>Higher
>...and Higher
>Until hit pokes the cieling
>You grin
>SNAP!
>CRICKER CRRAACK
>GSHNAPER!
>As your finger breaks
>Over and over
>Until it spells in the air
>Right back at her
>"F U C K O F F"

https://youtu.be/0kD7cDeoUfg

>A: "I do what I want."
>Bl: "Damn."
>Moob gives you the thumbsup and makes an eating pussy motion toward Chantelle
>Blake looks a little put off with how aggro you are
>You don't care
>You just settle in to your seat
>Then write a little note to Sabrina
>With one of the pencils
>You've had in your pocket for like 7 weeks
>You then toss it to Sabrina
>Chantelle goes for it
>Sabrina snatches it so fast she bangs her elbow on the desk

>It reads
>"Nod if you hear this."
>She looks confused
>Which is when you try to beam elevator music into her head
>Well
>The closest thing to elevator music you have

https://youtu.be/1CUvmmjAlm4

>Rollan for Sabrina's lil brain
>O-
>Oshit
>19

>Sabrina looks terrified
>Her hands shake
>Her feet curl
>She looks over at you
>She heard it
>She did
>S: "Are you the devil?"
>A: "He wishes."


>If you keep the convo short with Sabrina you might learn something today

>Everyone else's heads are full of tits, ass, dicks and handholding in the moonlight
>Chantelle's mainly thinking about knives
>Oskarr's outside still
>He's thinking about...horns?
>Wait
>He can smell the phosphorus too
>So it's out in the parking lot

>You have some info and Sabrina's attention
>What do?

>>1879182

Also OH NO! Someone has pilfered the Quest Notes. How ever shall we continue?
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>>1879204
SABRINA! TELL ME! WHAT YOU! WANTED! TO TELL ME!
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>>1879204
>>1879214
talk already damn it!
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>>1879204
>Tell Sabrina it's all going to be okay
>Just think what you wanted to tell me
>Hit up Oskarr's brain for some KNOWLEDGE ON THEM HORNS BOI
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>>1879204
"Ok for real, are you alright? Cause if you ain't, i can fix that for you. Just tell me and it is so."
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>>1879218
This, we can power creep through the school and up our enemies anus.
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>>1879204
Tell her she has nothing to worry about, and to tell us what she needed.
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>>1879218
support
>>1879204
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>He can smell the phosphorus too
>So it's out in the parking lot

>>1879204
IT'S FUCKING TOM ASKING STAR FOR THE BLOOD MOON BALL

ALL HANDS ON DECK

MINDREAD OSKAR TO KNOW ABOUT THE HORNS

MIND SPEAK SAB WHAT SHE WANTED TO TELL US

IF IT'S TOM WE MIGHT ASK SAB TO COVER FOR US AND TAKE NOTE SO WE DON'T MISS SHIT FROM THE CLASS
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>>1879235
Support asking Janna whats up, then go head out and see whats up with Oskar.
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>>1879094
>"kk"
>proceed to converse with Sabrina via Mind Read while also stealthily Mind Reading everyone to find source of Phosphorus
>>
>Tom is probably in the parking lot asking Star out to Blood Moon ball
>A: "Hey Tom, i just happened to see you here. So where's my heart."
>T:"I'll have it by friday calm down"
>A: "m-hm..."
https://youtu.be/ZomwVcGt0LE
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>>1879254
Janna? i mean Sabrina.
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>>1879253
Who gives a fuck?
Stop memeing Starnon.
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>>1879271
>Stop memeing one of the Memes that would actually put Anon in the right track.
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>>1879204
>>1879218
Supporting
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>>1879262
I mean we gave him a week
Having it by Friday is fine
>>
>>1879218
This
>>
>>1879253
By the record: My vote is >>1879218
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>>1879253
Should we remind Tom of our dealio?
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>>1879253
fuck you mayne
>>
>>1879218
support
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>>1879295
No
He is obligated to remember
Just leave him alone
>>
>>1879204
supporting >>1879218
>>
>>1879253
Support.
>>
i would watch loli porn
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>>1879218
>>1879253
>>1879251
>>1879254
>>1879257

So Much mental energy...

>A: "Hey, it's all good. You know I got magic powers. This is one of em."
>S: "You can't see everything I'm thinking about all the time can you?"
>A: "Not unless I try really hard. Or you push an image out at m-"

>You see several shirtless images of men and one of them is you and another one is Chantelle and Brittney

>A: "..."
>Sabrina jumps the fuck up and runs for the trashcan
>S: "HUUUAHHHHHGHH!"
>Her elbows shake when she pushes
>The class is immediately on that
>M: "OOhh Gnarly!"
>Bl: "Jesus Christ, Anon what'd you say to her?"
>Ch: "Sabrina!"
>Chantelle jumps out of her seat too and pulls Sab's hair out of the can
>SK: "Sabrina!"
>Skullzies out of her teach mode
>SK: "Are you alright?"
>S: "I-...I'm s-s-sorry I-"
>HRRRUUAACCCCKKKrrhh!
>Sabrina is crying
>S: "I'm so SORRY!"
>Fuck
>M: "That is -not- a good look, girlfriend."
>Blake punches Moob so hard it doesn't make noise
>It just pushes Moob's chair over
>Blake's still a lanklet beast
>For a human

>You reach out to the parking lot
>Catch an interesting scene
>Tom
>No fucking shit
>Tom the Devil boy himself
>In a suit
>Is talking to Oskarr
>T: "So you know Star or don't you?"
>O: "Hey, man I'm not into Blues and my soul belongs to the cosmos."
>T: "LISTEN HERE YOU MORTAL MAGGO-"
>Tom stops yelling
>Takes a deep breath
>He's diddling something behind him
>T: "I just want to find Star Butterfly. Do. You. Know. Her?"
>O: "Oh yeah! She's cool. We talked the other night and she mentioned Spook-o-Rama ball."
>T: "I have no idea what sport that is and I don't care. Do you know where she is?"
>O: "Hmmm...2nd period so like...gym?"
>T: "Gym? What is a 'gym?'"
>O: "Haha! I feel you on that, man."

>Get gains, Oksarr
>Oskarr does 72 note chord progression on his keytar
>Ok nevermind do you, Oskarr


What do?
>>
>>1879321
Help Sabrina!
>>
>>1879321
We could just think at Oscar to tell Tom to await us at the front door of the school.

Minor trade, help Sabrina out a bit in exchange for escort to Star's location. ez pz trade.
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>>1879321
>make mental contact with Tom, blast it with what you think star looks naked to fug with him
>>
>>1879332
But why tho?
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>>1879321
Help Sabby first
Try to mentally contact Tom
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>>1879321
>Help Sabrina
No different from helping mom or Jackie.
>Summon a bunch of dead insects and animals from around school outside to act as our Avatar so we can speak to Tom.
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>>1879321
Take Sabrina to the nurses offices just like in my Japanese cartoons. On the way ask Tom where the heart is. Where is my hear Tom.
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>>1879333
>>1879321
oh and help Sabby
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>>1879329
this. THIS
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>>1879321
Welp we can't just leave the girl.
Tell Skully we are taking Sab to the nurse, then take her and go.
Then beam into Toms head what a gym is. I don't want him to bug Oskarr anymore, just take the bug THOT and leave.
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>>1879321
Fuck.

Poor Sab. The stress was too much for her.
She really needs to chill with some stress-less friends
All this pressure is killing her.

Well. Tom already knows he needs that heart before the week ends of he's done for. Maybe we can remind him?


Help Sabrina, shee needs to go to the nurse office.
Maybe we can contact Tom with Mind Read.
>>
>>1879321
Reach Tom's mind
>Oh boy, its fuckboy deluxe!
Since he kindly agreed to help us in our little proyect, lets tell him where the gym is
>>
>>1879339
>>1879350
support these
>>1879321
>>
>>1879321
... give her something to calm down... they were just shirtless tops right?
>Mindspeak: "Nah nah, you give me too much credit Sabrina. This is the real deal"
>Send her an image of actual anon shirtless, cropped for top only
>If/When she faints, ask skullnik to help take her to the infirmary. You've got the strength to help get her there.

In the background, support >>1879333
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>>1879321
>Help Sabrina
>beam images of Marco in a dress to Tom
>>
>>1879347
Beef with Star aside, this is our domain. Tom doesn't get to come in big Dick style and demand anything of anyone here. Star is closer to an ally than him. But it's the principle of the matter. If he is on earth he is paying respect to us. These are the new rules now.
>>
>>1879360
Support
>>
>Mind connect to Sabrina
>"It's fine, you're fine. Magic means no shame or worries. I'll distract them, you run for it. Meet me down the hall. We'll get some air."
>>
>>1879360
This is a bad idea and I 100% support it.
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>>1879321
>Help Sabrina
>Contact Tom and tell him you'll help him get in contact with Star if he agrees to have another chat before he goes
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>>1879363
I mean sure
But there is no reason to antagonize him.
We don't wanna deal with him
We don't wanna deal with Star
Let them fuck off together.
We can shitpost in his brain while we tell him to take her and go.
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>>1879321
Sabrina is more important than whatever demon boi is doing, he's under oath and shit.

Help da girl out
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>>1879360
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>>1879371
>if he agrees to have another chat before he goes
But why tho?
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>>1879360
>reason
Yes
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Anon is a fucking expert at helping puking women.

His momma taught him well.
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>>1879372
We need star for murdering a nightmare.
Tom is always aggro, he is a wild animal and should be treated as such. Trust him only as far as Sabrina can throw him.
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>>1879376
If he's here, we may as well check up on the progress of our Demon heart. Hell, we may be able to get it tonight at the ball if we provide assistance. It's a royal ball, there's got to be some big names there within the infernal hierarchy.
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>>1879387
>It's a royal ball
Since when? It looked like something for teenagers. If it was that important, wouldn't Tom's dad and mom be there? And not just some rando demons?
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>>1879385
Star can handle herself
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>>1879360
Fuck it, I'll meme that at least, on the consulation that we ask about progress on the heart and tell him where the gym is.
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>>1879392
Of course she can. Not the brightest bulb, but she has got the power to back up her words.

Tom though is a little cock sucker and needs to be reminded at every opportunity. Why all of the apology for Tom. Echo Creek is our domain. He is here with our allowance.
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>Chantelle's holding Sabrina wrong
>Her face is upward
>Her arms are being pinned in
>A: "Hey! Put her down, Chanty town-"
>Ch: "Would you just PISS OFF!"
>SK: "Chantelle! Language!"
>Ch: "He's the one that made her sick!"
>A: "If I scream -did not- at the top of my lungs would you finally understand me you, child? You're choking Sabrina!"
>S: "I-it's not his fault. I was...just wasn't ready for him to see my thoughts."
>SK: "What?"
>A: "Look. She needs to go the nurse's office. Nobody wants to hear you keep being a princess prick to me and..."
>You close your eyes
>Focus hard
>Where is-
>Aha!
>A mind
>In the parking lot
>Regal
>Fierce
>It's Tom's mind alright
>You chuckle as several thigh-high stockings get laced over Marco's legs in your mind
>You beam the whole dressup process to Tom

>While your eyes are still closed
>A beautiful sound rings out from the parking lot
>T: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUUUCK!? THAT'S GAY! HIS LITTLE NUTS ARE HANGING OUT! STOCKINGS OR NOT THAT'S FUCCCKING GAAAYYYYY! WHAT IS THIS!?"
>It's traps, dude
>T: "AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
>Crack
>T: "COMMODORE FLUFFYKINS!"

>A: "Heh."
>Ch: "Well she isn't going with YOU!"
>SK: "Enough, you two!"
>You're in the air
>Wh-
>Skullny
>She's STORNGUh
>Both you and Chantelle are hanging with your feet off the ground
>Skullnick has one of you in each hand
>SK: "Sabrina? Can you get to the Nurse's office on your own?"
>S: "I'm -hic- fine! I just need to-"

>Nat 20 con save

>S: "Take some...deep breaths."
>A: "Keep your arms away from your chest, ok?"
>S: "Like this?"
>A: "Don't push with your face and chest it's your stomach that's sick not your lungs. Don't choke, ok?"
>Somebody yells from the back
>???: "Anon's out here been date rapin' drunk girls!"
>???: "What's with his outfit?"
>A few people laugh
>???: "It's not halloween yet, weirdo."
>???: "That smell."

>Y-
>You're being mocked
>For what?
>For standing out?
>For talking to Sabrina
>Fuck is this?
>Fuck
>Is
>This!?
>These fucking ants
>These peons
>What do they know?
>They never had to keep their mom's hair out of the toilet
>They never had to slop a tub clear of chunks and pill bottles and sit outside the bathroom to make sure someone they loved didn't go to sleep or get in the shower to crack their head
>They don't know about popped capilaries
>Red eyes
>Burnt throats
>Fuck them
>FUCK THEM!

>A: "FUCK YOU!"
>The class is silent
>You're shaking
>Your teeth interlock like a shark's
>SK: "...Anon."
>You've been dropped back on the floor
>SK: "Take a walk. Cool off."
>You roll your shoulders
>This conversation doesn't have to stop here

What do?
>>
>>1879427
And i will say it again
There is NO REASON, to break the NAP we have going.
We should meme with him for a bit.
But i see nothing wrong with giving him what he wants if he plays along.
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>>1879435
>Don't be SchoolShooterAnon
>He had a Bad End anyways
>Double-check with Sabrina, give Chantelle some advice, take that walk
>To go see Tom
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>>1879435
>Beam the horrors we have seen into their minds lest they think they have any meaning in this world and tell them that only one person is watching out for their asses and to show some respect for their fellow schoolmates for once instead of being angsty teen shits.
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>>1879435
Go outside classroom to cool off, maybe talk to Luna for a bit of calming.
>>
>>1879435
>>1879443
Supporting this
Also make sure to tell Sabrina to come see us later when we are feeling better, and that we are sorry.
>>
>>1879451
THIS
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>>1879435
>>1879443
>>1879446
Supporting
>>
>>1879451
support
>>
>>1879443
>>1879435
>>1879446
supportan
>>
>>1879435
>take a walk
>send more tranny images Tom's way
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>>1879443
>To go see Tom
Literally why tho?
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>>1879435
>Take a walk. Cool off

Sab's right in being upset in us intruding into her mind. It definetly wasn't her fault.

Lets go take a leak, or something.
And make sure to tell Sab you're sorry.
>>
>>1879443
Support
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>>1879463
What, you wanna spend more time with a class full of mouth breathers?
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>>1879435
Take the walk Anon.
Most people will always point your flaws first, instead of the good things you do, but dont let that stop you.
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>>1879474
You wanna spend time with the emotionally trigger happy bitch boi of a demon?
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>>1879474
There are other people we can talk to.
Like Oskarr
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>>1879443
>>1879451
We are cool like a cucumber, support.
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>>1879479
Shit man, I could totally go for some chill ass Oskarr dialogue right now. It's the kinda thing we need after all this tension.
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>>1879478
Yeah? Bothering him is hilarious.
Also, he's technically not supposed to be anywhere fucking near us due to the truce. Gotta let him know where he can't be.
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>>1879483
Then add it to you vote
Link your vote, and the original post and make a addendum
Be the change you wanna see in the world buddy.
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>>1879488
>he's technically not supposed to be anywhere fucking near us due to the truce
Not true
He is not supposed to attack us anymore.
Please stop pushing this meme.
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>>1879435
She's the one suffering

lets focus on her for now. We're mad that they're laughing at someone almost puking on their vomit. Do they have any shame?
>>
>>1879488
No? He just can't be attacking us. Which is he isn't.
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>>1879496
Choking on their puke. The point is still clear.
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>>1879435
Supporting...
>>1879443
>>1879451
But why apologize? Give her something to feel confident about instead. Like a secret shared between the two of us.
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>>1879494
I, what? What meme?
The terms are that "his ilk never darken our door again".
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>>1879435
Keep helping Sabrina, don't go see Tom
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>>1879506
It looks like a dark door. The agreement only works if it is enforced. Tell him to fuck off.

Where is the heart Tom. Also maybe give star a heads up. Text her on they way to hang with our bro Oscar.
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>>1879435
Gah, I'm back late
Focus on Sab, there's no reason to talk to Tom
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>>1879435
>>1879461
also supporting >>1879516
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>>1879435
Supporting:
>>1879443
>>
>>1879435
supporting these
>>1879443
>>1879446
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>>1879468
PS:
Finish Helping Sab
Don't go with Tom.
Go take a chill pill.
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>>1879564
Link it to the original post numnuts
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

Rollan to chill
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>>1879570
I am veryfying my vote.
Not changing it.

No reason to link the original or else Quest might get confus and count it as two.
>>
THE VOTES!

>Go outside and see Tom
>Fuck he doin'
>Travellin' your lands
8 votes

>Deal with Sabrina
>She needs the succ of friendship
3 votes

>Just take a walk
1 vote

>Take a leak
1 vote

>Mash their tiny little minds into actual pudding
1 vote

>Sorry
3 votes


>You head for the door
>Beam a last little bit into Sabrina's head on the way out
>A: "...sorry. Drink some milk for your throat and stomach ache later."
>SLAM!

https://youtu.be/By7ctqcWxyM?list=PLeHT4BqFchlqxLIsPkyyKAK3ZPTp_ZY7R

>Goddamn right you slammed the door
>Fuckin' mortals
>A: "Stupid fucking' assholes."
>You've come so far
>Tried so hard
>You even came back here
>To try and be human
>Maybe you aren't human anymore
>Or if you are...maybe the -kind- of human you are
>Hasn't changed enough
>For it to matter
>You have all this power now
>With nothing to really use it for
>Except the little group of people that don't run away from you
>That aren't scared of you
>Or mock you
>A: "Nobody fucking gets it."
>You don't get them either...

>WHAM!
>Another door is kicked!
>Fuck doors!
>Disrepect your surroundings!
>T: "YOU!!!"
>Whoah
>It's ya Demon boi
>Tom
>He's in the door
>Like he knew you were coming
>In his right hand is a limp rabbit
>A: "Me!"
>You respond excitedly
>T: "I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL, ANONYMOUS! NO MORE AGGRESSION!"
>His teeth look bigger than yours
>His horns are growing out of his skull into curling twists of flaming rock
>T: "YOU MADE ME KILL MY THERAPY ANIMAL!"
>A guy pops out from behind Tom
>He's overweight
>Bald and dumpily dressed
>???: "Now master Tom we talked about this. No blaming others for our mistakes!"
>T: "FUCK OFF!"
>He's sent to Hell
>Wow
>Like, a hole just opened right up under him and that guy got dragged down by a hook covered tongue
>Geeze
>A: "Finally."
>You open your arms like you're seeing an old best friend
>A: "Someone who gets it!"

cont
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>>1879575
>>1879575

>T: "FUCK WERE THOSE IMAGES!?"
>A: "A fetish of high regard."
>T: "WHY MARCO!?"
>A: "Did he look good?"
>T: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER!"
>A: "What matters is..."
>You push more shit into Tom's head
>Mini Skirts
>Pleated dresses
>Push-up Bras
>Ballet Shoes and stockings
>T: "AAAAAH THE FACT I HATE HIM IS -RUINING- THIS FOR ME!"
>A: "I consider it an aphrodisiac."
>T: "A what?"
>You send an image of a black lady
>A: "Huh, well that's alri-"
>With a ten inch dick fucking Marco in a dress
>T: "RRRRAAAGGHH!"
>The tiles are melting into puddles
>Tom's hands look like little wings
>With barbed claws
>T: "What is the meaning of this!?"
>A: "Why are you in my hood, Tom?"
>T: "Star."
>A: "You shootin' your shot?"
>T: "IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"
>A: "Our deal says you can't darken my doorstep anymore."
>Tom turns to his usual self real right quick
>You look up
>Then down
>A: "I see you here. In MY damn doorstep, boi."
>Tom looks deadly serious
>T: "It was a smart move. Forcing me into a devil's bargain."
>A: "Where's my money?"
>T: "You mean the heart?"
>A: "Money. Organs. All the same if you're south of the border."
>T: "I'm working on it."
>A: "Work faster."
>T: "It's not Friday. I'm WORKING on it!"


>He has a tude
>You could chill him
>Even if he's an asshole
>Tom takes you seriously

What do?
What say to the prince of Hell?
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>>1879579
Invite Tom to beam shit into OUR mind.
Let's see what he got in C:\Users\Tom\My Soul\TorturousThoughts\DontLook\ReallyDontLook\Porn
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>>1879579
>"You betta give me my money boi!"

Let's go hang with Oskarr. His chill is needed for us.
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>>1879579
He's in the right, we're not really supposed to be fucking with him.

Tell him to keep the good work up, and leave him be. Because he better do damn FINE work now.

also >>1879582
should we really give him a chance to get revenge?
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>>1879579
Look, I get it. I just want to talk right now. I'll even help you find the gym. I overheard Oskarr mention Star might be there.
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>>1879579
Maybe Tom understands our teenage angst.

We did seemed to be alright with each other right before the Rage battle in hell.

FUCK IT
LETS SEE IF HE WANTS TO HANG OUT.
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>>1879579
>/You/ put yourself in the bargain, Tom, acting the fool, not me. I was just smart enough to take advantage.
>So, say you find Star here.
>What then, my boi?
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>>1879579
>Raise Rabbit and pet like a super villain

>"You want to go after star, you gotta do it on neutral territory, Begone, THOT. Or next time I wont just let you off with a warning

>vaporize the rabitzombie
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>>1879589
support
if hes not chill then go hang with oskarr
>>
>>1879589
>FUCK IT
>LETS SEE IF HE WANTS TO HANG OUT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhTSRwGuk3E
>>
>>1879579
>Also, raise his Rabbit for him.
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>>1879579
"Tom, don't you know? If you are here, that means you AREN'T working on it. Ad if you aren't working on it, then you are breaking my heart. And if you break my heart, certain people see certain pictures. Don't break my heart now."
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>>1879589
Fuck off with this blatant attempt at starnon
Besides, he /kinda/ hates us and we mutually agreed to not bother each other as it is.
>>
>>1879582
>>1879589
Both of these.
>>
>>1879579
Just tell him where Star is, make sure next time he needs something on earth he comes to us instead of yelling at our pals.
>>
Bring him to Star. Let's see if we can pick up yet another quest hook.
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>>1879579
>>1879607
Also raise is fucking rabbit or whatever.
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>>1879579
>"Fine geez, I'll stop with the tranny shit. But srsly, stop darking my door--
>>1879589
THIS
>>
>>1879611
Trannies aren't traps.
Traps are gay
Trannies aren't
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>>1879579
Make you a deal Tom, I'll take you to Star for a small unamed favor in the future.
>>
>>1879593
Support
>>
>>1879579
Fine, direct him to the gym, raise rabbit as not so stealthy spy, hang with Oskarr
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>>1879589
"Alright now that I've made my position clear, let's get burgers. Your treat. Be good and I'll ask Star if she will talk to you."
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>>1879579
Just take him to the gym then swing by the nurse's if Sabrina's there.
Or you know, where-ever.
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>>1879631
Let's get Sabrina some tums and gatorade.
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>>1879579
Relax man
>revive his therapy animal with necromancy. It can be our spy
>pat him on the back and ask whats good mewggah
>>
>>1879579
Support
>>1879639
>>
The votes!

>Hit me
>As hard as you can
>With your mind
2 votes

>Make a deal
1 vote

>Fuck off, Tom
1 vote

>She's Thattaway
5 votes

>Question him
1 vote

>Raise his Rabbit
5 votes

>Get me my money and have a great day
2 votes

>Ey senpai
>Tryn'a chill?
5 votes


>You put a hand on Tom's shoulder
>A: "Tom."
>T: "Don't touch me."
>You wave your other hand
>The Rabbit wriggles
>Then it pops upright


ANON HAS RAISED TOM'S RABBIT FROM THE DEAD

>T: "Captain Smibble!"
>A: "Wasn't it's name different earlier?"
>T: "That was his old life."
>Tom pets the critter
>Totally ignoring the fact it's NECC is still an L
>T: "That's better..."
>A: "Tell you hwat."
>You move your arm around Tom's shoulder
>T: "Stop touching. Me."
>Star's that way
>You point down the hall
>Tom lunges for it
>You grab his ankle
>A: "Hey now!"
>He drags you like a kite in a tornado
>A: "I said...HEY! NOW!"
>Muscles gets invovled
>Wraps around Tom's legs
>A: "Don't you have a second to spare with your business partner, bud!?"
>Tom turns back to look at you
>T: "You're blackmailing me..."
>A: "So?"
>T: "So we aren't friends. Now release me or we're both going to Null our contract all over the floor."
>A: "Maybe that's my fetish too."
>Tom pushes his way out of your grip
>T: "Friday. At the end of the week. Like we AGREED."
>He turns to black fire
>The rabbit he's carrying does too
>They both swoop into the gym
>You can spot Star inside
>She sees the fire and is immediately intrigued
>Marco looks up from braiding Star's hair
>Then goes into fight stance
>He's the only one that notices you standing in the hallway
>Bein' smug
>A: "Heh."

>BATMAN TRANSITION
>>
>>1879677
>>1879677

>You're out in the parking lot
>With yoh Manz
>Oskarr
>A: "Dude I totally found a cult in your dad's house."
>O: "My-...my dad?"
>Oskarr pulls his hair out of his eyes
>You get a little gayer looking at them
>O: "Was he there? Did he mention me?"
>A: "...fuck son you look like a puppy someone kicked."
>O: "Oh. Figures he wouldn't."
>How did Oskarr gather that from your tone alone?
>Boi is weird
>You guys talk for a little while
>Oskarr shows you his new mixtape

https://youtu.be/cinJDxLUsNY

>It's lit as fuck
>You two thrased out in his car
>Oskarr pulls out a bowl about halfway through
>He just starts lighting up without word
>A: "Dude..."
>He offers you the pipe
>O: "My bad. Want some?"
>Fuck
>You think you see Tom's Chariot burst out of the school's ceiling and take off into the sky

>The Bell rings
>You need to be in your next class
>Which happens to be Gym with Justin

>If you Smonk who knows what could happen
>Where you'll end up

>Not many people get you
>Not even Oskarr
>Although he might not get much of anything
>Maybe he could understand if you spent some more time with him?

>Maybe Justin could help you be a little less of a snapper when it comes to your emotions

>Maybe Gym would help Muscles out with his whole "Feed Me" thing
What do?
>>
>>1879681

Let's get lit for a bit.
>>
If only we could get our grubby feet in the bloodmoon ball
>>
>>1879681
"Oskarr, dude. How the fuck are you this good?"
Then go bro it up.
>>
>>1879681
>Thank but no thank, at least for right now
>Go make Muscles better
>>
>>1879681
Gym class. Now we are the athletic kid.
>>
>>1879681
If only we could get our feet into the bloodmoon ball
>>
>>1879681
>Go to the gym, get swole.
>>
>>1879681
>>Maybe Justin could help you be a little less of a snapper when it comes to your emotions
>
>>Maybe Gym would help Muscles out with his whole "Feed Me" thing
>What do?

BOTH

JUSTICE FROM THE JUSTIN
LETS GO LIFT SOME WEIGHTS
>>
>>1879681
Noooononononnnonoo, winners don't do drugs man. Let's go get fit real quick.
>>
>>1879681
Pass on the weeds
Tell him we should chill later
Then
GO TO GYM MAY BOI JUSTIN IS WAITING
>>
Who /litfit/ here?
>>
>>1879681
get /fit/
>>
>>1879681
adding
>Bring Justin with us
to >>1879688
>>
>>1879688
>>1879688
S U P P O R T
>>
>>1879681
>>Maybe Justin could help you be a little less of a snapper when it comes to your emotions
>>Maybe Gym would help Muscles out with his whole "Feed Me" thing
"Sorry Bro, i can't right now, maybe later."
do both yo
>>
>>1879681
>Respectfully decline drugs
>Go hang with Justin
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>>1879681
Gym time, decline for now but you better goddamn believe that next time Anon will take up that offer.
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>>1879688
Checked and supported.
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>>1879694
>Support.
>Winners don't do drugs
>>
>>1879747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a4F5XDHH6U
>>
>>1879681
Ehh, later. Don't know how the sentient monster arm will handle it. Schedule a jam session later in the week.
>>
Rolled 5, 8, 3 = 16 (3d10)

The votes!

>SMONK
2 votes

>Life Lessons with Justin
3 votes

>FEED
>ME
>Friendship and gains
8 votes

Wholesome, Anon
Real Wholesome


>A: "Oskarr you don't wanna smoke this grass. Smoke all this harsh grass you'll get your girl stolen by aliens, man don't smoke this grass."
>O: "Are aliens real?"
>A: "Yes."
>O: "Knew it. They man eaters or liek, just dudes?"
>A: "Just dudes, and in my opinion just as likely to still be man eaters."
>O: "Cool. So no smoke?"
>A: "Naw. Maybe later. You wanna hang sometime?"
>O: "Nah."
>A: "Wh-"
>O: "Dude I'm messin with ya haha! Of course, mah man. When are you gonna come jam with me on my next album?"
>A: "Where are you recording?"
>O: "The sewer!"
>A: "..."
>O: "Friday?"
>A: "S-sure."
>O: "Sweet. Hol up you got gym right now, huh?"
>A: "Yeh, son."
>Oskarr hits the gas
>O: "Buckle up!"
>A: "Fuck that. This is a parking lot!"
>Oskarr guns it around the corner of the school
>Does a donut in the empty spaces
>Then lets you out right next to the gym

https://youtu.be/WBxJ6CXYNLE?list=RDMMLaLegF2hAxI

>You hop out
>Dap your boi
>O: "Cya man! I'm gonna go get like Seventy Donuts with my Mom's credit card!"
>A: "Why?"
>O: "Cause she's a bitch!"
>A: "Rock and fuckin' roll!"

>You head for the gym
>Cape still rolling
>Justin's hitting free throws when you arrive
>A: "I thought you only played football."
>Justin turns and unlike everyone else but Jackie
>Janna
>...and Luna
>He smiles
>The second he knows it's you
>Ju: "haha! About time!"
>He tosses you the rock
>Ju: "We needed a third man."
>Blake's here
>He does not look happy to see you
>Makes sense after last class
>Does he have a thing for Sabrina?
>There's also a few seniors
>That one huge guy on the Swim team
>What was his name?
>Right
>Chet
>There's some kids who don't know you very well here too
>You spot Ferg up in the bleachers
>He's on his laptop
>Studying something


>You can feel this day get a whole lot better
>A: "I wanted to hit the weights..."
>You pop the basketball down a few times
>A: "...I could use with a warm up first though!"


ROLL DEX
STR
AND CHA!
>>
Rolled 20, 4, 19 = 43 (3d20)

>>1879772
>>
Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1879772
>>
Rolled 15, 18, 12 = 45 (3d20)

>>1879772
>>
Rolled 14, 12, 19 = 45 (3d20)

>>1879772
3d20, damn my man.
>>
Rolled 3, 20, 4 = 27 (3d20)

>>1879772
QWONST
>>
Rolled 3, 13 = 16 (2d20)

>>1879772
OH GOD
>>
Rolled 2, 5, 7 = 14 (3d20)

>>1879772
Don't fuck up
>>
Rolled 4, 13, 2 = 19 (3d20)

>>1879772
>>
Rolled 1, 9, 1 = 11 (3d20)

>>1879772
check ma trips
>>
>>1879787
bruh
>>
Rolled 7, 17, 9 = 33 (3d20)

>>
Rolled 17, 8, 15 = 40 (3d20)

>>1879772
GET IT
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>>1879787
why are you like this?
>>
Rolled 3, 5, 3 = 11 (3d20)

>>1879772
Bring the pain
>>
Rolled 14, 14, 20 = 48 (3d20)

>>1879772
>>
Rolled 4, 18, 12 = 34 (3d20)

>>1879772


>>1879787
>>
Rolled 12, 13 = 25 (2d20)

>>1879772
>>
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1879804
i forgot to roll a third dice
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Rolled 12, 3, 15 = 30 (3d20)

>>1879772
>>
Rolled 10, 6, 3 = 19 (3d20)

>>1879772
>>
Rolled 18, 14, 18 = 50 (3d20)

>>1879772
I goofed my roll
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Rolled 13, 2 = 15 (2d20)

>>1879772
I CAN DO EET
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Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d10)

>>1879775
>>1879775
Dex winner!

>5+5 = 10

>>1879774
+2

>>1879787
-2

10 total

>>1879783
Charisma WINNER!

>You were supposed to roll 3 dice not 2

Rerolling for STR and CHA!

Enjoy this beautiful art
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Rolled 12, 15 = 27 (2d20)

>>1879772
Here goes.
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>>1879801
>>1879801
STR WINNER!

18+10 = 28

>>1879780
+2

>30

total

>Jesus

>>1879795
>>1879795
Cha winner!

>3+7=10 total!

>>1879774
Almost a double bonus

>>1879787
-2

Harsh rolls, friend

>>1879796
+2!

>10

total

Writing!
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Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d10)

>>1879831
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>>1879831
>YOUR DEX IS NOW +6
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>>1879831
>>1879840

https://youtu.be/MM6hzeFchgI?list=RDMMzQkg1f4O9Bs

>You don't get people
>Just don't
>You don't get why your mom hurts herself and won't let you forgive her
>You don't get why Dad hurts and takes everyone around him for whatever he can
>You don't care about them
>Not right now at least
>You pound the court now
>Slap the basketball out of a window and see it knock a news chopper from the sky today
>Chet's freaked out by you
>You do not make him feel better by asking him how he deals with the fact every girl at this school is the same height as his dick
>Justin vouches for you
>Blake does not
>He calls you out at one point
>You tell him straight up
>A: "Chantelle's some kinna dyke about me talking to Sabrina. I don't like no."
>Chet takes a break to stretch
>Justin and you have to go one on one
>He drives for the post
>You almost bust his ass
>Blake finds it hilarious that you're so short but pack so much juice
>A: "Do you coyly admire me or don't trust me? Pick one, fucker."
>Bl: "I've broken teeth with you, but shit if I date somebody I'm not letting them anywhere near you."
>You look at Muscles
>He confirms via hand signals that he would run his entire length through any spouse of anybody that could not physically make him stop
>A: "Yeah that's fair."

>Later on you, Chet, Justin and Blake hit the weights
>Whoah
>Whoah MAN you suck
>Can't even curl a 10er
>Can't Squat a bar
>Or bench

>Muscles however
>With that 30
>Has so much fucking fun
>He's like a mouse in a cheese factory
>Yanks up 2-300lbs with ease
>Shoulder presses the Leg-press Machine
>Runs on the treadmill using his fingers
>You coach him
>While struggling with your 5lb wrist weight jumping jacks
>A: "F-Feel the burn! Fuck!"
>Your chest
>It hurts so much
>Your legs are jelly
>You pass out after 25 minutes of hell
>When you wake up
>Muscles is still pumping
>Ju: "96...97..."
>Right along with Justin
>He is pumping Justin
>Into the air
>While Justin curls about 70lbs on the bar
>Ju: "98...99...One..."
>He's struggling
>A: "Hey!"
>He looks down at you
>A: "There is no power for those who do not take it."
>Justin bites his lip
>Dat speech
>Dat vision
>Ju: "ONE...HUNDRED!"
>Bl: "Woo!"
>Clang cracka clangwang


>It's over
>You got a nap
>You got a pump
>Muscles wants to show you something

>FFFLLLLELEEXXXXXXRRRIISHP!
>...he has destroyed your sleeve

MUSCLES STRENGTH IS NOW +11

NEW FEAT UNLOCKED

UNDYING STRENGTH!

MUSCLES CAN NO LONGER BE AFFLICTED WITH THE "WEAKNESS" DEBUFF

DOES NOT TAKE DISADVANTAGE DUE TO FATIGUE

cont
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>>1879859
>>1879859

>You climb up from the floor
>Hear the bell
>Blake's already headed for the showers
>Justin shows you the best spot
>Muscles gets a little nosey with Chet
>His butt is small
>Yet well formed
>Chet eventually screams like a girl until you reel your arm back in
>Ch: "What the HECK, man!?"
>A: "Heck?"
>Ch: "You're messed up!"
>A: "Wow we really -haven't- met."
>Muscles is not sorry
>You're not sorry for him
>Ju: "Swim team doesn't do grabass."
>Bl: "Bunch of faggots are too self conscious about being faggots."
>Ju: "Hey. They already get a bad rep."
>Bl: "You got a thing for people with bad reps huh?"
>There's still some tension between you and Blake
>Ju: "Well yeah. I gave you a chance didn't I?"
>Bl: "...Fuck off, Justin."
>Ju: "Haha, love you too."
>A: "Just touch butts already."
>Muscles shakes water off of himself like a wet dog
>A: "Muscles! Haha!"

>Lunch

>You get to have it
>You have SO MUCH money
>You have SO MUCH HUNGER


>The tables are almost all open

>Brittney's power lunch

>The Boiz brozone

>You see Jackie at her table with Janna and a girl you've never met


What do you eat?

>Reasonable meal
>Fuck food
>ALL OF IT

Where do you sit?
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>>1879863
ALL OF IT! GET THEM GAINS!

And duuuude, let's go meet a new girl with our GF.
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>>1879863
grab a bunch or carbed food (still reasonable, but like a pound or two of food) and sit with your gals and ask them whats up
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>>1879859
>You don't get why your mom hurts herself and won't let you forgive her
Persecution complex + has to think everything is about her. If she stops hurting, she stops thinking she's at the center of everything.
And she needs to think she's at the center of everything because ... I dunno. Moms I guess.
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>>1879863
>Snack attack with Jack-attack
>Eat 'nana with Janna
>Pound Listerine with the mystery
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>>1879863
>>Reasonable meal
Take time to savor the food for once.
Also, keep an eye on Muscles at all times.
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>>1879872
>>1879863
Sorry, forgot to state
>Sit with Jackie, Janna and new girl
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>>1879863
Justin seems pretty chill. It's like he has all of his shit together unlike us.

I wanna learn shit from him. How he stays a good boi in this doggo eat doggo world.

Ask him if he want to hang out with The girls and us.
Out treat.
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>>1879863
>>1879878
this
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>>1879863
>>You see Jackie at her table with Janna and a girl you've never met

>ALL OF The food that won't make you sick.
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>>1879863
The eggs.
All of the eggs.
we have to eat
ALL
THE
EGGS
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>>1879863
>>ALL OF IT
>You see Jackie at her table with Janna and a girl you've never met.

Time to make good first impressions.
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>>1879863
>What do you eat?
Reasonable meal

>Where do you sit?
With our Party of course
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>>1879863
Buy a literal table of food. Then order pizza for all in your sight.
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>>1879863
>all the food but get it from somewhere else like a portal to the mall food court

Torn between our peeps and tearing Britt a new asshole.

>tear into Britt
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>>1879863
>Reasonable meal
>Sit with Jackie at her table with Janna and a girl you've never met
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>>1879863
>ALL OF IT
>Jackie, Janna, and Mysterious Girlfriend X
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>>1879919
Don't tempt my boner anon
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The votes

>Fuck food
0 votes

>Anon is howngry

>Reasonable meal
3 votes

>ALL OF IT
7 votes

>ANON
>HAWNGREH

>Seating?

>Jackie and Janna and new girl
6 votes

>Invite Justin over
2 votes

>Brittney needs a new butthole
1 vote


https://youtu.be/adDD43CvrUc?list=RDMMzQkg1f4O9Bs

>First things first
>Food
>You get in the lunch line
>Realize it's for suckers and fucking gays
>Forreal
>Ed and his bf are in the line and taking forever
>So while you wait...

>SHRRIRIIIIIP!
>You lean out of your portal
>At the Mall
>In front of the line at WANG'S long DONG and takeout
>You order as much as you fit into the walmart bags they put the food boxes in
>20 orders of Kung Pow chicken
>A mountain of egg rice
>Steak
>Drizzled Sweet rolls and crab Rangoon
>When you emerge the line is shorter
>Some people are angry at you for popping back in
>Muscles silences them by bending the nearby rail in half
>Literally
>It shuts them up so fast they can't even stop you from grabbing the...
>LAST
>CHOCOLATE MILK
>A: "The ripest fruit ain't the lowest."
>You're drinking it before you even pay
>Lunch lady doesn't say shit
>She dead inside since the divorce
>When you make it to the table you lay down your feast
>Ja: "Dude..."
>Janna drools
>J: "Nondo!"
>Jackie waves and scoots over
>Letting you sit between her and Janna
>She's dressed differently today
>A new shirt
>It's a little snarky
>A: "Nice style."
>J: "Did you just shower? Your hair's wet?"
>A: "Yeah. Hit the gym."
>She pokes your human arm
>J: "Was it -you- who hit it?"
>A: "Y-yeah!"
>J: "Aawww! Lookit him!"
>Jackie holds up your scrawny meat tube of a limb
>She pushes your bicep
>J: "He gonna be strawng!"

cont
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>>1879936
>>1879936

>You shuffle out
>Blushing like crazy
>A: "I can get anything I want once I want it!"
>J: "So can I."
>Jackie grabs your hand
>J: "There. I got it."
>She's bamboozled you yet again
>You bashfully interlace your fingers
>She squeezes under the table
>That's
>What she wanted
>You eat like a monster
>The new girl's name is Hope
>She's Jackie's co-bestie
>J: "Nexhst to me!"
>Janna is eating your food
>A: "HEY!"
>J: "Spread the wealth, you fascist!"
>A: "You rob people! That's the most capitalist thing there is!"
>You and Janna pig out
>Muscles is happy to shovel food in your gorge
>Jackie talks to her friend
>Who seems genuinely freaked out by your armor, eyes, voice and references to many different holocausts
>Jackie doesn't care
>She's convinced there's more to you than what scares others
>Maybe if you find a way to be human
>Maybe you can prove her right


SESSION END!

Follow the twitter for a stream of memes!
https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

Join the discord for discussion and shitposts galore!
https://discord.gg/x25nASh

Stay blesst
Love,
Quest
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>>1879938
Thanks for running Quest!

I hope people keep Anon's humanity, otherwise what's the point? He wouldn't be Anon then.
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>>1879947
What human child hasn't dreamed of slaying non-good.
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>>1879938
Thanks for running, Quest Dude.
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thanks for running this was awesome like always
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ANNOUNCEMENT POST
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>>1884581
So, aside from fun time tomorrow, does this mean we get to skullfuck the Fairy Od Parents and Jimmy Neutron?
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>>1884647
Nigga you crazy. Jimmy has a friggin cheese ray. That beats everything.
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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/6Tv6gQgj0VQ


>Lunch is over
>It was well spent with Jackie, Janna and Hope
>Janna, after you got her to quit stealing your food...
>Not like you bought so much so you could share with anyone
>Stupid Janna
>Darn Jackie for distracting you by basically snuggling your hand with hers under the table the whole time
>J: "You smell nice today, dude."
>A: "Like you do all the time."
>Ja: "He must have showered for once. Pass me his sauce
>Jackie actually passed your sauce
>A: "Hey! Me sauce!"
>H: "So are you like...a Pirate cosplayer or what?"
>A: "I'm a dark Overlord in training."
>J: "He's cool."
>This unprompted compliment caused you to stare at Hope directly in her see-holes
>As Muscles inspected the tush of Lunch Lady about 30 feet behind
>You said in a deadpan tone
>While Muscles dislocated the Lunch Lady's hip
>A: "I am a monster."
>LL: "MY SPURRRS!"

>Now
>Now you're out of lunch
>With only two classes remaining
>Muffuckin'

>MATHS
>Which has both Star and Marco in it
>and
>MUSICS
>Which you -would- normally share with Oskarr
>He is however off galavanting in his Hatchback
>Smonking the herbs

>Luna appears on your shoulder
>She's wearing a teacher's uniform
>With a knee-length button slip skirt
>A little dark wool vest
>Over a Pink frilly dress shirt
>She has a teeny hat themed to resemble a green apple
>With pink, horn rimmed glasses
>L: "Being studious today, darling?"

There's no end to the amount of discourse you could cause in these halls if you so chose.

>You have whole nother day of school tomorrow

>A message from Ms. Skullnik

>A flyer is on your locker
>It reads
>"KEEP THE SPOOKY SPIRIT ALIVE! MAKE SURE TO ATTEND THE HALLO-WACKY BALL!"
>A: "Wasn't it the Spook-o-Rama?"
>L: "It was."


What do?
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>>1887417
>There's no end to the amount of discourse you could cause in these halls if you so chose.

>CAUSE SOME CHAOS!!!
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>>1887417
DUDE! Sax lessons! Get our jam on! MUSICS!
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>>1887417
>Ask Jacks if she wants to do something for the Halloween Dance
>Ask Luna to disguise our armor
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>>1887417
lets read that message
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>>1887417

Check the message, ask Mom about some of the magic she can teach, and take some sax lessons
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>>1887417
Avoid Maths because that kills the Anon.

Aside from that, I guess we could go to Music class because SAX
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>>1887417
Tell her that we keep fucking up trying to be normal with the shit that happened with Sab and the class, thoguh we did have some fun with the girls and da bois. Not like she'd help us or even want us to be normal, but still.

>>1887417
Figure out when this "Hallo-Wacky Ball" is supposed to be.

>>1887417
Lets go to Math and try to ask Star what she knows about Nightmares before tomorrows Hunt. Luna too.

>>1887417
We can also really use Music class to practice our Sax.
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>>1887417
Read the message
Skullnik is nice
Make sure to apologize and ask how Sabrina is doing
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>>1887443
Oh, and for Luna's love, please fix the Lunch Lady.

Muscles gotta stop hurting unwitting, unwilling, innocent mortals.
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>>1887441
Supportios
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>>1887417
>Read message
>Get some normie clothes,or a illusion made by Luna over the armor
>Go to Math
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>>1887441
Why avoid math? We can simply go and don't give any attention to it.

We can also learn about anti-corn more.
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>>1887443
>>1887417
Oh, and read MSG.
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>>1887456
Moosac is more important than math. Math won't help us with our future jam session with Oskarr.
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>>1887461
It's not like they are exclusive to one another.
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>>1887417
>Music or Math
go to music class
see if we can get that CHA up

>A message from Ms. Skullnik
answer that
>>
IT'S NOT AN OR CHOICE FOR THE CLASSES
THE SCHEDULE IS
>MATH
FOLLOWED BY
>MUSIC

Do you people not know how a school schedule works?
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>>1887506
>IT'S NOT AN OR CHOICE FOR THE CLASSES
Who do you think we are you little shit?
We go to whatever class we want.
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SKIP MATH CLASS
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>>1887523
Regardless, that doesn't change the fact that idiots thought we were voting on one class or the other.
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>>1887417
Go to math.

Even if we don't give it any attention we need to have assistance.
Plus we can increase our social links while in there.
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>>1887526
AGREEMENT!
>>
>You consider the nature of your education
>Maths...
>A: "Hey, Mom."
>L: "Yes, dear."
>Luna adjusts her glasses with the end of her little parasol
>Just like in your Korean motion picture drawings
>A: "How important is math exactly?"
>L: "Like all knowledge it's only important in what it does. Not what it is."
>A: "What would I need algebra for?"
>You feel a bubbly pink wave rush across your brain
>L: "Hm..."
>Luna now knows everything you know about Algebra
>Which, admittedly
>Ain't much
>L: "I have a way you could access such knowledge."
>A: "Does it involve chaos?"
>L: "Mm...a little discreet kidnapping. Some brain surgery."
>You're marching down the hall
>A: "I think we should focus on the basics."
>L: "Like your clothes?"
>A: "Yeah."
>L: "Simple enough. Disrobe."
>A: "I-"
>L: "Disrobe and I'll show you a little trick."
>Your ears are red
>A: "I- I can just skip math and head for music class! Yeah. Those kids are weird and don't wanna catch these hands anyways they won't care what I'm wearing."
>L: "Come now, dear."
>Luna's little eyes sear from beneath her horn rimmed spectacles
>L: "Have you suddenly become...bashful?"

>You flip your phone open to check your messages

>MESSAGE FROM MS. SKULLNIK<
>It's a picture of your homework
>Covered in red marks
>SK: "You didn't even read this, did you?"
>Another picture of her pointing to a highly advanced chemical diagram using unknown numerical symbols
>SK: "Did you just make it up as you went along?"
>Finally a picture of your scores

>English
D

>Math
A+

>Chemistry
C

>Phys Ed
B-

>Music
D-

>SK: "See me. You're worryin' your old teach, kid."
>You quickly respond
>A: "Is Sabrina ok?"
>SK: "Sabrina's a nervous wreck. Whatever you said to her just did what -every- new experience does a little girl with a rabbit heart."
>A: "Scared the shit outta her?"
>SK: "...yeah. Did you eat lunch today?"
>A: "Yeah."
>SK: "Good. Your mom ok?"
>A: "Which one?"
>SK: "Huh?"
>A: "Got a new one now."
>SK: "Your dad remarry?"

Johnathon Webwillow. Interesting and detestable notion there.



>A: "She's as good as she gets."
>SK: "Got it."

>Was that caring or noseyness?
>Hard to tell with her


CHOOSE!

>Skip Maths Y/N

>Get Nude to learn Clothes trick? Y/N

>What do?
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>>1887553
>N
>Y
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>>1887553
SKIP MATHS.

Might as well learn clothes trick, so Y.
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>>1887553
DOUBLE Y!
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>>1887553
>Y
>Y
deleting duplicate in a second, forget to reply to post
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>>1887553
No Skip Math.
Can't have our little Overlord come up with shitty grades when he graduates.

Plus we can use the time to learn more about Anti-corn/Nightmare from Luna/Star.

Yes to Nuding to learn clothes trick.

J-Just do it in the boys room.
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>>1887553
Herp derped my brain
>N
>Y
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>>1887553
N
Y
Math is the language of the universe, it is always important to know
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>>1887553
Skip Maths cause fuck that nerd shit we have an A anyway.
We should ALWAYS get nude.
And finally let's go see Skullnik i guess, we need to see Sabrina after class.
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>>1887553
>N
>Y
>It's Southern California. You haven't seen a kid with two mom's yet?
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>>1887581
T H I S


How can we expect to control the universe if we don't understand it?

Anon ain't no gonna be no Cali hick.
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>>1887553
Yee
Yee
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>>1887553
>N / Y
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>>1887553
>N
>Y
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>>1887553
>Y
>Y

WHIP IT OUT BABE
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>>1887553
>Skip Maths Y/N
Yupper
>Get Nude to learn Clothes trick? Y/N
Yupperino
>What do?
Not go to math class that's for sure. Maybe we can go collect the cars for Wondercuck.
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>>1887553
>N
>Y
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>>1887553
>Luna telling us to get nude
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>>1887553
N
Y
Just disrobe in the bathroom in a stall.
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>>1887553
Just get in the houseavator to disrobe.
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>>1887621
Sasuga
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The votes

>Skip
>Y 7 votes
>N 11 votes

>Nudeness
>Lewndness
>Y 18 votes

Ohoho. I knew your modesty was feigned but I'm pleasantly surprised by your...hidden avarice.

>A: "Luna fuckin' PLS."
>You grumble as you and your magic mom barge into the nearest men's room
>There's somebody in here
>It's Ed
>A-
>A: "Moob?"
>They both look at you as you darken the doorway
>Moob has his hands in an odd way
>IE
>Around Ed's
>WHAM!
>AAaannd now he's shoved him into the bathroomstall
>E: "Ah! You fucking dick."
>M: "Don't ever touch me again!"
>Moob looks like he's gonna smack the queer off of Ed
>Ed just looks embarassed and angry
>A: "Fuck is this?"
>Moob points
>M: "This fairy just tried to hold my hand when I was takin' a piss!"
>Ed doesn't say anything
>He just starts marching out
>M: "Sorry you had to see that, Nondo."
>Moob shrugs
>M: "Guess I got the wrong kind of appeal."
>He stands there awkwardly for a moment
>M: "So like...you here for a number 2 or-"
>L: "Get out of this stall before I make your own skin eat you."
>Moob's eyes turn yellow
>He screams
>Cowers
>L: "Pathetic."
>Luna barely approaches
>Moob runs
>All 300+lbs of him
>As fast as he can from the 7 inch high little woman
>L: "That young man needs to learn some manners."
>She turns and looks at you
>Then keeps looking
>...and Keeps looking
>A: "M-mom?"
>L: "Yes?"
>A: "Do you have to -watch- ?"
>L: "Oh, darling. I'm in your head."

It doesn't matter where I look. I'll see it all anyways.

>Rest in RIP your ability to FAP
>Muscles wishes you would quit thinking that word he doesn't know
>You hear the first bell ring and begin to get busy
>Busting down your armor is kind of a pain
>Luna shows you how to pack the stuff into a neat little bundle
>L: "Now. Copy this sigil into your clothes. You'll need some of your own hair."
>You pluck one with ease
>You don't even wince
>That kind of pain is literally nothing to you
>L: "Now..."
>Luna makes eye contact with you
>Rock steady eye contact
>She doesn't even peek at your bod or giggle at how you're basically hiding your junk from both her and own right hand

>L: "Now tell me what kind of clothes you'd like."


AN OPPORTUNITY, GENTS

>You have had the same fucking outfit since middle school

>Oversized black hoodie
>Military pants
>Fat shoes

WHAT KIND OF OUTFIT DOES THE NEW MEAN AND LEAN ANONYMOUS WANT?
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>>1887666

Alright bois. Should we go normal or JoJo?
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>>1887666
Whatever we pick, it's gotta have a theme of our gold and black colors.
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>>1887666
nice satan trips

>>1887676
>>1887684
Jojo with Anon color theme it is!
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>>1887684
>>1887693
Yes, this works perfectly.
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>>1887666
Make us look like this, Momma
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>>1887666
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>>1887666
>>1887701
>>1887704
Combine these >>1887701 >>1887704
I wanna look classy
But we NEED the hoodie
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>>1887666
>like Biggie Smalls
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>>1887684
In that case I say yellow long sleeve shirt with a black vest, because I like vests
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>>1887693
support
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>>1887704
>>1887666
i'm supporting Dapper Anon
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>>1887709
>>1887666

NAH NIGGA LIKE TUPAC. BIGGIE WAS A FATASS
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>>1887666
>>1887693
it's a meme but I like it
supporting
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>>1887704

I've got a set up like this for when I travel places that are cold. The coat I've got is pretty similar but it has a zip on hoodie too so imagine it folded up if you want.
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>>1887666
Change the shirt to black and gold. Throw a pink pin on there to represent Luna's color.
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>>1887701
>>1887704
>>1887708
White Knight hoodie.
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>>1887666
>>1887709
If nobody votes for this, I'm changing my vote to
>>1887701
>>1887728
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>>1887728
If you don't like these you aint my nigga.
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>>1887728
>literal white knight
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>>1887735
>>1887728
Something white, black and gold, but it gotta be a Knight hoodie/jacket.
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>>1887704
This
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>>1887693
Jojooooooooooooo
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>>1887666
This is also a option.
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>>1887693
supporting having anon be a ridiculous ass Jojo nigga. although i'm going specifically for Gyro. but support Jotaro if it don't get any votes.
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>>1887666
All of them. Be like mom and have many outfits.
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>>1887773
We really need to diversify our outfit choice.

All we have are Columbine Wannabe trenchcoats and hoodies.

We gotta look good in front of our future subjects.
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>>1887666
So basically something with white, black and gold.

Similar to>>1887704 but using >>1887701 and >>1887728
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>>1887693
support.
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>>1887728
Supporting jacket to guard virginity
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The Fuck You suit would be nice to add to Anon's wardrobe.
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>>1887666
Combine these two
>>1887704
>>1887693
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>A: "..."
>You know Luna knows what you want
>L: "..."
>Her placid yet iron clad smirk doesn't even twitch
>You can feel some her thoughts however
>Now that your souls are bonded
>This is a two way street
>A: "Hey do I ever get to see -you- naked or-"
>L: "Do you really want the referential outfit?"
>A: "Y-yes! I mean. Aw, We could go so many directions. Hold up. I'll like..."
>You pull up your phone
>Drag up the fashion board of 3senpai
>While you try to browse for sick looks You feel some ideas ring in your brain
>Like guitar strings being plucked
>L: "Oh my..."
>You see flashes of gold and black
>Of shoulder flattering leather jackets
>Billed Hats
>Chains
>L: "Oh My~"
>You look back up
>Luna's got your scissors
>L: Hmhm."
>SHHHRRIIIIIIIP

https://youtu.be/HlGxcekfsho?t=14

>A hole opens in the air
>It gapes
>Drizzles black foul liquid from it's edges
>Luna waves her tiny hand
>???: "PHhffdhSKRRRIIIIrrrr!"
>She summons forth 12 feet of a black skinned
>Orange armored monstrosity
>It's flesh undulates like the back end of a termite Queen
>It's face is riddled with short, curly hair thorns
>A pair of antennae, tipped with tiny secondary mouths snap at the tiles
>Luna strokes it's stomach
>The It drools that disgusting black Ichor
>Hiccups
>Then calms down
>Luna draws out a pair of knitting needles from her hair
>Which floofs out to twice it's volume
>Making her resemble an ice-cream cone sized mad scientist
>L: "Let's get to work, dear. Hold still."

I'd never forgive myself for pricking you in the wrong place.


>Using silk from the abomination she dragged out of the pit
>Chains from her old castle
>Accessories nabbed from little nooks and summoned cloth
>Luna makes you a glorious outfit
>It isn't just a copy of JoJo's slick jacket
>It's yours

>>1887751
>>1887728
>>1887722
>A jacket the has the slickness and thickness of leather from unknown alien creatures
>A sturdy zipper and nearly 2 dozed pockets
>and yes

>>1887693
>An awesomely high collar that needs no startch to entirely stand on it's own

>The Belt is a chain that has a loose end dangling off the side

>The undershirt is a classy combo of casual and military style V-neck
>With horizontal Gold and black stripes

>>1887704
>She includes a vest to go over this seemingly casual garment, ensuring your warmth

>The vest is white
>Just like the inside lining of your jacket

>>1887809
>>1887813

>She emblazons on the back
>Just under the collar so it can be discreetly hidden

>F U C K Y O U
>Which extends across the shoulders
>She shows you the hood on the back
>Which, when pulled up becomes the top part of a face mask
>Complete by the high collar
>Giving you a face guard

cont
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>>1887693
Dapper Jojo Anon is a go I repeat is a go
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>>1887874
>>1887874

>L: "There."
>A: "Whoah."
>L: "Now go show those trifling peasants how a king struts."

>WHam!
>Maths
>Is a class
>Which now +1 Anon

https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

>You stride in shoulders swaying
>Do a spin
>Point to your self
>A: "Alright nobody panic!"
>Everyone looks like they're about to panic
>All gripped onto their backpacks for shields
>A: "I'm here to learn."
>They visibly deflate
>Marco puts his hand on Star's shoulder
>Chilling her out
>You invite yourself to sit right behind her and Marco
>Who are seated right next to yaboi
>Justin
>A: "Ay bruh!"
>J: "Sick duds, Dude."
>A: "Thanks, my mom made em."
>J: "Thrift-a-licious!"
>Janna's near the back
>Carving stuff into her desk

>Class starts
>and FFFFFFFFF
>It's Maths
>Nobody is dealing with this well
>Especially not you
>If not for Wondervon you'd be flunking this shit so hard
>More imporant than this dumb class however is your dumb mission

>One which you've scheduled to push forward tomorrow
>With Star
>Butterfly
>You don't exactly have the best relationship
>You're rude to her
>She's punched you
>Stole your best friend
>Been an airhead and tried to kill your other NEW best friend
>Your right arm

>Mm

What do?
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>>1887897
Try and improve our understanding of math. It might also help with spellcrafting, since that seems to follow some form of , albeit twisted, logic.
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>>1887897
Justin or Janna, Justin or Janna....... BIRDS OF A FEATHER! GO SIT WITH JANAN!

Unless I'm bein' dumb again and we've been forced into a seat, in which case, I dunno, suffer?
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>>1887897
>discuss Nightmare stuff with Star
Weren't we planning on doing this a while back?
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>>1887897
LEAVE
HER
ALONE
NO MEME SHIT
.....
Ok Maybe read the dumb cunts mind a bit, not like she would know we were doing it.
BUT NOTHING ELSE.
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>>1887897
Support this... >>1887919 ... but do it through notes. we're sitting right near her.
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>>1887897
>So, Star. I hope Tom didn't wasted your time too much.
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>>1887897
No need to escalate the situation further.

Ask her about tomorrow's Celestial Hunt and about the Anticorn.
Other than that, try and get this class over with, maybe Justin is good at math? He seems like a good boiw tih good grades.
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>>1887897
Don't talk with star, talk to the Js
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>>1887897
Mind talk with Janna while normal talking with Justin, and read Star and Marco's mind while we at it.
Time to learn to multitask.
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>>1887914
>>1887936
Fuck what I said, supporting.
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>>1887897
>>1887936
dis
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>>1887897

So Star, what was so important that Tom nearly broke the deal he made with me?
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>>1887897
>>1887923
Changing vote to >>1887936
Seems like a overall better use of our time.
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>>1887897
>Pass Star a note reminding her of the nightmare hunt and asking if it's cool if we bring Jackie and Janna along
>talk with Janna and Justin
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>>1887897
Learn.
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>>1887956
I like this
>>1887897
Also should try to at least attempt to study some maths
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>>1887897
> GIVE HER THE NOD
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>>1887897
>>1888023
On another note: I won't mind this.
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>>1887936
Supporting as well
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>>1887936
Supportin
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>>1887936
This is going to be the Star shitpost sent to Jackie all over again
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>>1887897
THE VOTES
>Discuss Plans to Murder the Star Horse
5 votes

>Actually pay attention to class for once
>haha
>What a meme
2 votes

>Talk to Justin and Janna
1 vote

>Chat about Tom
2 votes

>THE NOD
1 vote

>Omnibrain conference call
4 votes

>You ball up a little piece of paper
>After scribbling on it a little doodle
>Of you
>With a huge chin
>A huge bulge in your pants
>With longer hair
>and a big smile
>In space
>Punching a Unicorn with an afro and gold teeth in the taint
>With Star in the background you guess
>You may have drawn her as an actual stick with horns
>Then put at the bottom
>"We still doing this thang?"
>After you bap her in the back of the head she reads the note
>Flips it
>Hands it back to you
>What the-
>It's a drawing of her
>Having ripped a black furred Unicorn's head clean off
>It's heart in her teeth
>You're in the back
>Saying "Wowh!"
>You are a foot tall at most
>Her note at the bottom says
>"Bet ur butt. Why?"
>She even drew herself in her current outfit
>Kittykat themed sweater
>With a braid in her hair that you know Marco did
>Cause he did it you in your sleep once
>As a goof
>What ask?
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>>1888023
I'm up for nodding. Maybe asking Star what Tom was willing to risk breaking our pact for just to talk to her.

Other than that, maybe talk with Justin while peeking into Star/Marcos.

Luna did want us to learn the basics of algebra though before stuffing it into our head from another person.
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>>1888080
Better question, why did we even ask her?
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>>1888080
>Gear check. Armor, weapons, potions, magic
>Toss paper back, "My mom's coming, you bringing anyone?"
>Beam a lewd image into Marco's brain.
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>>1888080
>have the next illustration of a Handsome Anon and a hyper-detailistic butterfly dining on said head
>Engage in actually asking about what a Nightmare is capable of
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>>1888080
oh PS
Quest's work IP has been banned for the time being.
We are using this workaround for now friends
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>>1888080
>Are we bringing our normie friends with us?
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>>1888080
Draw back with a note that denotes that the braid is Marco and our's old braid

Note we're just confirming that it's happening

Also maybe ask why Tom was willing to break a pact we forced on him. No details on that, just what was important.
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>>1888087
WE ARE NOT LETTING MARCO KNOW ABOUT MIND POWERS.

Last thing we want is him actively defending.
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>>1888080
Ask if she plans to bring anyone or if this is a royalty only event.
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>>1888080
>"Gear check, you got everything you'll need?"
>"Any tagalongs?"
>"Also, any advice for killing the kenyan pony?"
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>>1888080
Anything we should bring?

We don't have a fancy swiss-magic-stick like yours.

YET.
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>>1888080
>>1888087
>>1888086
these are supported by me
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>>1888080
>>1888087
votered
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>>1888087
Supportin
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>>1888087
Yeah, sure support.
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>>1888080
>It cool if I bring Jackie and Janna
>ur whale cum 4 the demon cuck :^)
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>>1888100
>>1888087
Anti-vote for letting Star and Marco know abut mind powers.

Don't want them knowing about them just yet.
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>>1888087
Support
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>>1888080
Send a note back and then ask to meet after school
Then pay attention in class
Otherwise you are just like your father
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>>1888080
Supporting:
>>1888144
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>>1888080
>>1888089
Since my vote isn't getting any support, I'm changing to >>1888144
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>>1888144
>Send a note back and then ask to meet after school
But why tho?
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>>1888144
Supporting, seems smart to me.
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>>1888166
More time to discuss how to murder things efficiently.
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THE VOTES!

>Gear check and lewd for the Anonymous dude
7 votes

>Collab Art
1 vote

>Normies?
3 votes

>Tom
1 vote

>Advice on Murder
1 vote


>You stick our your tongue as you jot everything you intend to bring
>Your pair of dead guys
>Your sick new outfit
>Your Mom
>"What're you bringing?"
>You have to pause for a moment as Ms. Skullnik has noticed you and Star -not- trying to kill each other
>You give her the nod
>She gives you the 'fuck is up' look
>You shrug
>She wordlessly continues drawing up diagrams

>You pass the note to star
>Who had already gotten in the spirit of stealth
>She pulls her shirt up over her nose while she writes
>Glancing around
>Even hiding her work from Marco when he tries to peek
>He makes eye contact with you
>Does an "I'm watching you hand signal"
>You beam an image of Jackie getting milkshake all over her chest that you remember from one of your face-time calls
>Marco practically loses his seat
>You chuckle
>While making a slow jerk-off motion back at him
>Muscles does the worm in order to jeer the owner of what he identifies as the "wrong arm"
>Marco glares daggers at you
>Turning pink
>You suddenly feel something diddle the inside of your ear
>A: "NYAH!"
>Fuck
>Did you just
>You slowly turn
>FUCK
>Everyone heard you say that
>Star looks like she's about to explode with laughter
>There is a piece of paper stuck in your ear


>The paper contains several lines of info

>S: "Just U me and Marco (We are going to ditch Marco)"
>We go to space, find a starstorm and inside will be the Nightmare! I used to hunt them with my dad!
>We'll need silver weapons or Magic
>So I'm gonna turn my wand into a Silver Battleaxe! Lookit!
>There is a drawing of a battle-axe with fearsome looking blades
>Serrated edges on one side
>S: "Pack a snack and dress warm!"

>P.S. I like your outfit, Anon. It's so you! Look up when you get to this part!


>You glance back up
>Star's looking over her shoulder at you
>WOOSH!
>She waves her wand over clothes
>Warping them
>Like Luna did with yours and your armor
>Except it's instant
>Sparkly a-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

>90s
>Pic related is star's new outfit
>Complete with a cup of the same design
>She points back to the note
>S: "I LOVE making new outfits! Also, who's your mom? I've never seen her."

What do?
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>>1888196
>A: "You wouldn't know her, she's not from around here."
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>>1888196
Note:
"You can meet my new, better, Mom after school. Also, are Nightmares affected by Cold Iron?"

Then try and get some studyin' in. Don't want to be Dad, and Skullnik asked for us to try.
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>>1888196
Saved her from a hell that was created by fate and bound her to my soul son we could hang and not be in torment. You know the usual things
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>>1888196
>She is the one I was saving. Thanks for the help btw, even if it wasn't much it made a lot of difference
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>>1888196
Supporting >>1888212
>>
QUEST-SAN WILL BE BACK
stay cool you wonderful fools
https://youtu.be/xzILUpaTtbc
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>>1888196

>>1888204>>1888212
This. She's from another Reality.
Thank her for her help in helping us help her help us. Bitch.


**POSSIBLE JOURNAL NOTE**
It seems that Anti-corns are hurt by silver just the same as unicorns.
After school we should contact Alabaster to see if:
>A) He has the sword the cultists we dealt with tried to kill him with.
>B) Go back to Oskar's father's manor to try and find such sword.
>C)We can buy one in QuestBuy.
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>>1888220
You do realize we literally went through heaven and hell to get a spell that removes immunity's such as "can only be hurt by silver weapons" right?
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>>1888196
Tell her not to worry about it, and end then end rip up the paper when she pushes for answers.
We got the info we wanted, on to the next period.
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>>1888196
>>1888204
>>1888212
supportan!

>>1888223
Also this. Just use Own.
If she doesn't get it we do this basically.
>>1888224
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>>1888196
>write a note
>"you're okay star. Wanna see some cool magic?"
>Starwalk outta class and get to music class early, desk and all.
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>>1888223
There's a difference between making something vulnerable to a type of damage and them having an intristic Weakness to a specific Elemental Damage type.

There's nothing saying that unicorns/nightmares can't be killed by other means beside silver weapons. But they are most probably weak to them.

There's no reason not to get one if we got the time.
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>>1888231
We have OWN, and can do better things with our time than buy an otherwise useless weapon.
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>>1888231
>>1888227
>>1888223
Besides, Alabaster already told us about a specific Nightmare he knows to be a dick and where to find him.
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>>1888240
>Huge Longsword made of silver.
>Useless.

Not only would be particularily usful against the Nightmare because of Elemental Weakness, we can also sell it afterwards if we don't need it anymore.

Only a fool would rely on exclusively one method to fight.
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>>1888251
>elemental weakness
It's not so much elemental weakness as it is one of the very few ways to actually deal damage.

But hey, OWN strips damage immunities, meaning that suddenly it would be able to be harmed conventionally, so that we can use our actual strengths to kill the beast.

Pretty much makes a silver longsword pretty redundant beyond "muh dps", which can be managed with all our FUCK ENEMIES spells.
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>>1888251
I'd say we just get it because swords are cool and silver longswords are even cooler.
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>>1888272
Just for that we should get it really.
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>>1888261
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.vbgimi8xnk2z
>Alabaster Damocles
>WEAKNESSES
>Grass Smoothies
>Silver Weapons

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit?usp=sharing
>WEAKNESSES AND RESISTANCES
>The natural or artificial weaknesses (and resistances) something can have against, physical damage, elemental damage, or other dangers the world poses.

>Weaknesses are implemented as Roll Disadvantages when resisting that element.
>Creatures with a weakness take double damage from sources of that element.

>Resistances are implemented as Roll Advantages when resisting that element.
>Creatures with resistance take half damage from sources of that element.

If this is correct SIlver Weapons would be incredibly useful against the Nightmare, even if we used OWN on it before combat.
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>>1888204
>>1888212
>>1888220


>You stop for a moment
>Actually try to get your thoughts down in a legible form
>A: "Luna's my new mom. I call her best Mom once in a while and she uh..."
>You stop
>Consider some things
>Big things
>Bigly big things
>The clothes on your back
>All your powers
>Your chance to get back at the world
>Your chance to be the master of your own destiny
>It's all because of her
>She's not out right now
>Choosing to drift back into the Black Sun gem Glossaryck made you
>Why?

Privacy, darling. I love you, but don't want to smother your efforts with the children.

>A: "Should I tell her about you?"

I had no intention to hide.

>You keep writing
>Even do a tiny doodle of her outline
>"She came from another dimension. Kinna like you. She's magic and patient and teaches me stuff. I saved her."
>"I had to save her no matter what."
>"I got burned by a bigass dragon who fucked somebody's wife as an 80s guy"
>"Had to kill a racist maid"
>"...You helped me get my mom back."
>"A little."
>"SO thanks...I guess."
>When you pass the note Star reads it very carefully
>The look she gives you isn't one of confusion
>Like most have when you explain Luna to them
>She doesn't smile either
>She looks steeled
>She gives you
>The Respect Nod
>The note she passes back is simpler than the others
>Just like yours was

>S: "I'm going on a date with a demon when the Hallo-wacky Ball starts."
>She includes a tiny stick figure drawing of both Marco and Tom
>"Marco asked me not to trust Tom. Just like he asked me to be careful about trusting you."
>You see a doodle of a super fancy lady
>With tall hair and a big dress
>S: "This my Mom. She's crazy good at everything, especially being Queen. She's hard on me. Sent me to earth because she doesn't trust me to smart with my powers."

>Finally, there's a little drawing of you
>With Star
>You look so spooky
>With your high collar
>Muscular, spikey arm
>Your mismatches eyes
>How did she get so many colors of gel pen?

>S: "I'm gonna trust you. 'Cause you've got a Mom just like me. Even if yours sounds cooler. <3 Can't wait for the hunt! Dibs on the liver! Whoever rips it's heart out first gets to mount the head in their wall!"

>Skull X o X o Skull
>Star

>Several doodles of hearts and kittens line the edges of the page
>Along with Warped Unicorn Skulls

>You are Anonymous
>You don't like people with Star's Attitude
>Summery
>Bright
>Cheery
>You do however...
>Think that maybe
>In the right light
>For now
>Because you need her
>Maybe you can get along
>For once


SESSION END!

NEXT SESSION! SATURDAY AT 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

ONE DAY OF SCHOOL!

ONE MORE TURN OF THE HANDS OF TIME!

THEN A HUNT SHALL BEGIN!

FOR THAT GREAT ENEMY MINE!


Stay blesst

Love,
Quest
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>>1888330
>>1888330

Oh and this happened.

Bless the Discord.

Fucking hell these goddamn sodomites.
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>>1888334
Spcier than that jalopeno burrito from work!
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>>1887666
>Rest in RIP your ability to FAP
The fuck?
We're Anon.
This just makes us fap harder.
Hugjob momcest when?
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>>1888330
I've been wanting to thank Star since we saved Luna, glad we finally did it. Next step is apologize for the mean joke and being a jerk in general.
Thanks for the session and bless Quest!
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>>1888378
>Next step is apologize for the mean joke and being a jerk in general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08
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>>1888330
I... goddamn it... I know Jackie's our main squeeze... I know Janna's got a thing for us... I know Sabrinas a smile that we want to protect... and Hekapoo's the hot oneesan we never had... but goddamn if Star ain't adorable...
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>>1888394
Everyone Ship is Best Ship.
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>>1888396
This guy gets is.
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>>1889034
Obviously not...

Star is there.
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>>1889034
Obviously not...

Star isn't the only one there.
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>>1889406
StarAnon fuck off we know it's you.
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>>1889034
>>1889162
>>1889406
>>1889421
>No one telling the Marcofag or Starfag to get out of Anon's family meme pic
Shit taste, the lot of you.
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A special gift from our lovely Discord pals

bless this one
>>
Oh and this is canon
There's that
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>>1889874
Okay? The only one pissed about that is the Starnon guy.
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>>1890368
I'm not upset. I'm also not Starnon guy. I just thought Anon deserved all the bitches. And Marco is the biggest bitch of them all.
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TEST POST!

blesst post
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>>1895531
Fun time?
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>>1895548
Soon tm
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>NEXT SESSION! SATURDAY AT 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!
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>>1895557
So...today?
>>1895555
Your quads have given my dick strength. LET OUR DICK PEARCE THE HEAVENS, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS JACKIE'S PHAT BOOTY, AND JANNA, THE THAT CUDDLEBUG AND FUTRUE BED WARMER SABRINA!
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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/XgFy5L11Umw


>It's been a long time comin
>Now it's finally came
>The end of an entirely normal school day
>You're in music class
>A place you haven't shown much life in
>Because none of these kids
>None of them
>Have ever heard you play your Sax
>You were so excited to be apart of the Jazz band before Dad stole Butter Johnson
>Your faithful instrument
>Now you have him back
>You're just
>Well
>Spotty
>In your talents
>As you walk in
>In your sick ass new duds
>You can finally hold your head high-
>An-
>A: "Ok what the fuck is this bullshit?"
>The class is playing Freeform Jazz
>It is noisy as fuck
>Also Alfonzo is here
>Playing the Steel Guitar of all things
>He's really kickin' it
>Alf: "ANON! GRAB A XYLOPHONE!"
>Excuse you?
>Xylophones are for queers and babies
>You're a man
>Who is mostly vague about his sexual preferences
>Mostly
>Muscles counts on his fingers for you
>Thicc
>Sassy
>Has a pulse
>Is a guy in a dr-
>You slap your own arm
>He pulls back
>looking emotionally wounded
>He punches you back
>A: "AH!"

>ANON HAS TAKEN 5 DAMAGE<

>You spot Sabrina in this class
>Although she's seated next to an instrument case with it closed
>She's on her phone
>Looking a little drained
P.S.

Today is my birthday, friends. The lovlies in our discord have made me a card. I wanted to show off their efforts. Feel free to download and sign it. I intend to post it on our twitter at the end of the day.

Bless
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>>1895575
>>1895575
Larger, more editable version for your sprog, friends.
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>>1895575
Stroll up to Sabrina and see what instrument she got. AND FUCKING ASK HER WHAT SHE WANTED TO TELL US FOR FUCKS SAKE!
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>>1895575
>give her the nod then ask how she is feeling through telepathy. Tell her it's better to talk this way, privately
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>>1895575
>>1895589
this, lets continue and find out the oh so important information she has.
>>
https://pastebin.com/XuZZcMhV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA4mVS0u_uo
Was told to share the Master Exploder Post
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>>1895575
Go to Sabrina and apologize for the class room incident.
Then maybe tell her about her new mind powers, and ask what she needed us for earlier.
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>>1895575
Leave Sabrina alone.
Take out Butter Johnson and steal the show
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>>1895575
talk to Sabrina
we need to at least let her know that we are sorry and explain the changes going on in her bo- mind
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>>1895575
let's finally talk to her already, we can jazz later.
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>>1895575
>get her attention with a wave
>then wave inside her mind as a handshake
>talk about what she wanted to tell us earlier, mentally if she's up for it
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>>1895575
Bless.

Ask Sabrina how is she holding up.
Apologise. Again.
And what she wanted to tell us.


Try to get her humor upper than it already maybe she actually likes to play music?
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>>1895658
Oh.
And PLEASE
TRY to keep it outside her mind.

We know how that ended last time.
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>>1895575
>Go to Sab, show off sax, ask if she wants to learn with us.
>Musical friendship links go!
>Also try and get this shitshow organized.
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>>1895666
The great lord Satan is right, Sab really doesn't react well to our normal shit. She is human, treat her like one.
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>>1895575
Lets show off our Big Black Sax
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>>1895695
Wait, we got punched in the dick recently?
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>>1895700
No more than usual. Or do you mean literally?
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>>1895701
Literally, our dick should still be the giant /pol/ approved white perfection, no big black bruises there. Unless I missed a nutshot we haven't gotten around to healing yet.
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>>1895677
>>1895658
These.
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>>1895666
>>1895652
>>1895620

>You go up to Sabrina
>Carefully
>Slowly
>You poke her brain just a little
>Just enough to get her to look up at you
>She gasps when her mind feels your presence
>Drops her phone outright
>Onto the 90s geometric patterned carpet
>Everyone is still playing like crazy
>It'd be easier to telepathically do this
>Still
>Maybe you ought to keep being human
>A: "Sabrina! Are you ok!?"
>You scream over the noise
>S: "Uh...Ma-...Yeah. Sorry. I was just nervous!"
>She screams back
>A: "Sorry about that. First time, right?"
>S: "N-No! I've been nervous lots of times!"
>A: "It's ok! What's happening to your body is natural!"
>S: "My body!?"
>A: "All young women have to contend with the fact they have to fight their internal sluttiness! Don't worry! Your mind can be as much of a whore as it wants to be! No judgement!"
>Sabrina is pink from her nose to her ears
>A: "What did you wanna tell me?"
>Sabrina bites her lip
>Then says something so quiet you can't hear her over the band
>A: "WHAT!?"
>S: "I said-"
>She's muffled out
>A: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
>She gathers her nerve
>Shakes from the effort
>Looks you in the eye
>Manages not to blink this time
>She takes a deep breath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M0bCzzvHyA

>Alf hits the solo
>It's amazing
>Everyone shuts up to hear it
>And in that silence
>S: "I SAID DO YOU WANNA GO THE SPOOK-O-RAMA DANCE WITH ME ANON I REALLY THINK YOU'RE COOL AND BRITTNEY TOLD ME TO SO PLEASE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE NICE TO ANYONE JUST PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME THROW UP AGAIN EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT MAD ABOUT THAT IT WAS JUST REALLY LEWD AND EMBARRASSING."

>With the whole class looking
>Alfonzo is still playing
>While also looking
>He finishes his solo
>Stranding you all in painful
>Pregnant
>Awful
>Silence
>Everyone in this room probably wants an explanation


What do?
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>>1895775
Wat you fuckers lookin at, you want a demonstration from a master?
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>>1895775
>"Sure."
>Pickup the jams
>Moonwalk straight outta there.
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>>1895775
Well.
I'm not voting shit, this is what you wanted.
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>>1895775
>A: "I mean..... sure, I'll hang with you there. I don't see why not."
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>>1895775
>"sure, I'm getting a big group of people together. Be happy to have you along."
>mind ping "I'm saying Jackie and you don't have to do what Britt says. You should meet my crew. We like freedom.
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>>1895781
>>1895775
Wait, changing my vote slightly.
>"Sure."
>Pickup the jams
then
>Pick up Sabrina and hold her on our shoulder while playing the class out.
>Tell them to join in if the don't want to suck.
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>>1895775
sure, but tell her we planned to go with our girlfriend and other pals as well.
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>>1895797
This too.
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>>1895775
>>1895797
i'll support
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>>1895797
You know what? Yeah. Let's do that.
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>>1895775
>>1895797
>>1895800
Supporting these
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>>1895775
We are kinda already going out with Jackie.

Not that I would not love to go out with you, mind you, but I would like to ask her first and then wed probably have to go all of us together.
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>>1895775

yeah, this >>1895797
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>>1895797
>>1895830
This sounds good.

She comin with OUR CREW and not Brittney's
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>>1895775
Supporting this:
>>1895797
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>>1895797
>>1895887
>>1895878
>>1895830


Roll Charisma

Anonymous
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1895915
>Charisma
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1895915
fun times ahead
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1895915
1d20 again right?
What was our bonus?
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Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1895915
ROLLAN!

>>1895922
GG
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1895915
here comes that 20
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1895915


>>1895922
W H Y
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1895915
>3
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1895915
>>
>>1895797
Supported
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1895915
>>1895922
>3+7
>10
let's see if we can get a few 20's
we only need like 3
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>>1895940
Fucking die.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1895915
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1895915
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>>1895922
Now,with the actual gif
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>>1895960
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>>1895922
>>1895940
Thanks anons, you are awesome people.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1895915
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1895915
rolling for the lulz
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Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1895915
well, we're screwed.
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1895775
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1895915
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1895915
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>>1895922
>>1895922

Winner!

>10 total


>>1895940
-2

haha
Oh my

>8 total

>Fucking wow

>A: "S-sure!"
>S: "..."
>Sabrina looks ghost white
>S: "You mean it?"
>A: "Yeah! I mean, you're cool. Right? I think. You're not a member of the church of Scientology to my knowledge..."
>S: "I can't believe it."
>A: "Yeah I'd love to hit the dance-"
>S: "I DID IT!"
>A: "With all my friends."
>S: "..."
>Sabrina looks up at you
>Her hands still clenched in the pose of victory

https://youtu.be/4zLfCnGVeL4

>She smile
>Her face is totally dry
>S: "F...friends."
>A: "Yeah! I'll grab Oskarr, Janna Jackie too. We can all go and crash the place. I know you run with the Half-Asian Hitler and her crew but if she wanted me to go what's the harm?"
>Sabrina's mind is a void
>You can see it
>She's spiralling into it
>Silent and Still
>S: "Friends..."
>A: "It'll be great!"
>You gently bap her shoulder
>A: "See ya then, pal!"
>Then you sit
>You sit
>And scream
>Into the deepest core of your mind
>All with the same grepped-out face that anyone could imagine as the facade of true suffering
>L: "Delightful."
>Alf: "Amazing."
>A: "I'm a dick."
>L: "It's what I love about you."
>Alf: "Well let's kick up zeh Jams!"

>Alf Starts playing
>Like nothing happened
>Oh if only
>If only you felt as little about others as he did

What do?
>>
>>1896069
Play a saxaphone cover of sounds of silence.
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>>1896069
Just play the sax and practise. Ignore everyone else and pretend they don't exist
>>
>>1896069
>>1896078
This
Do this pz
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>>1896069
Call Sabrina a thot for trying to get with us when we're dating Jackie. No one is above Thot Patrol.
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>>1896069
Tell her that were already kinda of dating Jackie, but we really appreciate her.
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>>1896069
Tell her if we weren't already dating Jackie through mind power we would love to take her, also say that we might be able to if we ask her. And not fuck it up this time.
>>1896078
Then this, our stupid knows now equal except our sax playing. Such as our specialties in dirges.
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>>1896078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qND0ruxYKjM
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>>1896069
Play sax.

Explain our situation to her.

Its not like we dont like her but id be a dick move to Jackie to set up anything without consulting her first.

Play sax.
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>>1896069
Just play the sax.
I don't even wanna have words to make this better.
Just play and hope the feels we feel come through in clear with the power of music.
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>>1896107
If we told her we'd go out with her if Jackie and Anon broke up, she'd possibly go full Yandre on Jackie
>>
>>1896069

>>1896078
this is the most important one I'm supporting.

>>1896107
>>1896127
>>1896149
we could try to explain things to her if she snaps out of it somehow, I guess
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>While everyone else is jeering one another
>Including Sabrina
>Who just looks numb
>Your mind tries to reach out to her
>It's like trying to open up a boulder with your fingernails
>You could force it
>Y-...
>You don't think doing so would be right
>You don't hold back much
>Hell
>Usually you power through everything in front of you
>She didn't deserve that
>You also don't want to betray the trust Jackie's put in you
>She's helped you when you were down
>Sabrina
>Like everyone else
>Never noticed you
>Until you became what you are now
>L: "Powerful."

>You let them jeer
>Don't break eye contact with Sabrina until it's time to get down
>You open your Housevator
>Head inside
>Past the Inert Skullbois that decorate the head of your bed
>Past the giant Drake Head mounted over the kitchen area
>Past George Lucas' torso and legs
>Past Trashman hung up on the wall next to him
>To your prize
>Your friend
>Your treasure
>BJ
>Your sax
>You cradle it
>Take a deep breath
>Place it to your lips


https://youtu.be/cWb5L0CWwxE

>The sound drifts out of your open door for a while
>No responses at first
>No reaction
>You don't notice
>You just play
>Finally
>Like you used to
>In your room all alone
>On those long summer days
>On those lonesome nights
>When you played to not feel the cracked bones in your arms
>When you played to stop crying
>When you played to not feel the bruises in your stomach and back
>You're playing again
>Finally

>You come out of the door
>Playing your heart out
>New glorious coat flowing
>Your breath even
>The sound genuine
>Sabrina looks up
>As she keeps her eye contact again
>You see a little spark in her
>She opens up her instrument case
>It's a Violin
>Looks barely played

>She joins you

>7 total

>She's awful
>Still
>She's genuine too
>You're playing the same song
>Together
>Even if you're a whole world away
>You feel her speak in your head

>S: "Guess I can't give up that easily. I'll do like Brittney said. Can't beat em? Show em up!"

cont
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>>1896256
>>1896256

>Everyone eventually stops jamming
>The music teacher comes out of the broom closet
>MT: "Fuck."
>He wipes his mouth
>Observes the room
>There's a needle in his arm
>MT: "...Class is over."
>Alf: "There's 30 minutes left."
>MT: "GET OUT!"

>Everyone's out
>Early
>Sick, yo

>It was a Day
>Silky smooth too
>Sort of
>A: "Hey wait..."
>L: "Hm?"
>A: "There's nothing to do."
>L: "Isn't there?"
>A: "..."

What do now, Anonymous?


>Walk home
>Text friends
>Talk to Luna Wouldn't it be nice to go on a little romp with Mommy?

>Other
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>>1896261
Lulu, what is it you want to talk about?
>>
>Chit-chat with Luna
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>>1896261
First
>>Text friends
Talk to them about meeting up later. Clear up the issue with Sabrina, she doesn't deserve that feeling. If we explain, then we can help her move past it and develop a more secure sense of self.
>>Talk to Luna Wouldn't it be nice to go on a little romp with Mommy?
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>>1896261
>Ask Jackie about what to do for Sabs
>>
>>1896261
Mother Knows Best
>>
>>1896268
Support
>>
>>1896261
>LUNA MA'AM
>TAKE ME BY THE HAND
>LEAD ME TO MAD LAND
>I WANT TO UNDERSTAND
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>>1896261
what do you want ma, I'm having feels

but seriously, lets talk with her about whatever we've yet to do.
>>
>>1896275
This and this>>1896277
>>
>>1896277
Support
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>>1896261
>Go on a little romp with Mommy
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>>1896261
>Ask Jackie about what to do for Sabs

Yeah, fucked this up too many times not to do something about it.
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>>1896261
text Jackie about what happened today
and also about her day, cause that's the good thing to do.

ALSO HEAD OVER TO MS. SKULLNIK
SHE WANTED TO SEE US.
>>
>>1896261
Shit, change: >>1896275
to >>1896314
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>>1896261
Go Luna.

Text Skullnik.

We can have a slewpoveah with Jackie and Janna laters.
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>>1896261
>Text
Jackie about Her day and Sabrina
Oskarr about hanging out

>Talk
To Luna, just shot the shit with her.

>Walk
To Ms Skullnik's office
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>>1896261
Tacking on going to Skullnik to >>1896300
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>>1896261
go on a mommy adventure
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>>1896314
Nevah mind, this, then Skullnik, then mom and son wacky adventure murder time.
>>1896334
that too.
>>
>>1896261
>>1896303
Also supporting visiting Ms. Skullnik.
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>>1896261
Ask luna what she means
we can talk to her first
then do whatever else afterwards
>>
>>1896334
support
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>>1896261
Talk to Luna.

Go see Ms. Skullnik.
>>
Off to Ms. Skullnik the most reasonable and supportive traditional adult we know.

Open up the Sabrina issue to Jackie. Cheating is for losers and Dad. We are not our Dad.
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>>1896303
ROMP IT UP
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>A: "There's nothing to do."
>L: "Isn't there?"
>A: "..."
https://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ
>>
>>1896440
Do we even know if John has ever cheated on Emily?
Like, actual proof or first-person anecdotal evidence.
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>>1896476
I don't think so. But still he seems like the guy who would.
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>You pull out your phone
>Toss out a couple of texts

>MESSAGE TO JACKIE<
>A: "I fucked up."
>J: "Who was it? How bad is it? Where do I send the Ambulance?"
>A: "W- No. No I fucked it up socially."
>J: "OH THANK GOD"
>A: "???"
>J: "It's cool, that you're not cool dude. Don't freak about it."
>A: "You don't think I'm cool?"
>J: "Nah, but that's not your appeal guy."
>A: "Ok maybe this needs to a different conversation."
>J: "?"


>MESSAGE TO SKULLNIK<
>A: "Hey."
>SK: "No texting. I need you in my office."
>A: "so like...your classroom?"
>SK: "The detention room."
>A: "...aight."


>You start walking while you argue with Jackie

>J: "Anon it's ok. I mean it."
>A: "I'm cool!"
>J: "..."
>A: "Don't "..." me you've said I was cool!"
>J: "Babe, you do cool stuff, you're rad! I mean it. You're just not like smooth. You ain't no schmoozer. Why do you want to be?"
>A: "Look at these clothes."
>You send your duds
>A: "Look at these chains and sick spikes! How is this not cool!?"
>J: "Do you really care if you're cool?"
>A: "I mean..."

>Do you?
>Also, how explain Sabrina?

>A: "I hate dealing with this sometimes."
>L: "People and their relationships all require tending dear. Just like a garden."
>A: "I hate gardens."
>L: "Just like you hate people."
>A: "I...I don't hate -everyone- ."

https://youtu.be/TT08tds1isg

>Luna floats down in front of you
>L: "Why do you concern yourself with what they think?"
>A: "I- I don't know! Because they seem happy? Maybe I want that!"
>L: "Maybe you need your own happiness."
>A: "Maybe I really don't belong here."
>You deflate
>Luna lifts up your chin
>L: "You belong anywhere you can put your feet, darling. Show no mercy to anyone that tries to tell you that awful, awful word."
>A: "Stop?"
>L: "The word. 'No'."
>Luna chuckles
>Caresses your head with her words

I know a little adventure I'm sure you'd enjoy. A little romp to a few outer realms. To collect some ingredients. To have some fun in the kitchen. To make a potion.

>A: "What does it do?"
>Luna blinks
>Her smile...breaks
>You can see her teeth
>They're sharp
>Just like yours

>L: "It will make you...enormous."

>You're outside Skullnik's door
>Have a spat going on
>You don't wanna do this all of a sudden
>Being human is no longer fun


>What do?
>>
>>1896534
Detention?..... Nah, let's not. Let's go make a potion of enlarging.
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>>1896534
Yes we care about our image, not so much the cool part. Anon doesn't want to be like John.
Maybe later on the potion bit Luna.
Accept the detention. We like Skullnik, and she seems to genuinely care about Anon.
>>
>>1896534
>I dunno, i mean I know its stupid to want to be cool and all but sometimes it would be nice to NOT be the butt of the joke Socially

after Skullnick, we go POTION MAKING
>>
>>1896552
>>1896534
Also, tell Jackie about Sabrina
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>>1896534
>Yeah, I care about my coolness
Go to detention. You deserve it.
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>>1896534
Lets see what Skullnik wants.

She's been cool in the past. Probably because she's worried about us or some thing.

She might as well be the most normal(?)/well-adjusted adult you might know, and she's (at least since a few weeks back) a fucking troll.


Then lets go with Luna.
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>>1896552
This, we set out to be human today, we suck at it, now lets level that up.
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>>1896552
support
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>>1896534
Lets take our lickings like a champ. Skullnik has been fair to us. Keep us grounded.
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>>1896573
Actually, she is a teenager in troll years.
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>>1896534
>Do you?
We don't need to be cool, but what does it say about us if we can't hold a simple conversation.

>Also, how explain Sabrina?
Use it as an example on how us not being cool, put people we care about in a bad way. And also ask for help/advice in dealing with it.

>Skullnik
See what she wants, we do not do detention, but if she wants to have a heart-to-heart we're all ears.
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>>1896534
>Take that detention like a bitch
>>
>>1896607
She doesn't know that (yet).
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>>1896534
Being human isn't about having fun.
>You're right about how I shouldn't care, but it doesn't make it any easier. I'm not going to lie. It feels good to be admired. Especially by people who sneered at you the day before.
>Go into the detention hall
>Promise to go get the potion after
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>>1896534
if we were cool we could be more human when we need to
we almost killed a girl today, and we left another one heartbroken cause we don't know how to act

Also go see Skullnik
I don't think she actually wants us in detention to punish us, she just wants to talk.
>>
>>1896534
>>1896633
and tell Luna we will take her up after the thing with skullnik
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>>1896534
>"Sabrina, I think... likes me? In the way I like you, Jacks. And she asked me for a dance at the Halloween Ball and I said yes but I called her my friend and I think that hurt her and I didn't want to upset you and I've never had people /care/ before."
>I just... I dunno. Is it wrong to not want to belong? I have all the powers, all these scars and experiences and I have you and Janna and the bois. And I look at all the happy people in school being /together/ and I feel that need to be... human.

>Go see Skully

We can leave at any time with the scissors if we decide to stop caring.
>>
>>1896650
This sums up the afternoon nicely. Supporting.
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>>1896534
Supporting:
>>1896650
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>>1896534
>Do I care if I'm cool
Bad question.
Being "cool" is a state of mind in which you do not care. The only correct answer is NOT to answer it at all.
>How explain Sabrina?
Tell Jackie Sabrina ask dance, Tell Jackie Anon say yes.
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>>1896534
>L: "It will make you...enormous."
Hol up
Does Luna have a shrinking woman / giant male fetish?
She totally does, doesn't she.
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I AM RETURN!

Let us dig in to some meats. Some meats of math. Let us feast! While we count.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1896845
Have a dice roll.
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>>1896534
>>1896552
>>1896650
Supporting both of these.
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>>1896845
Happy Birthday
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>You swallow
>This is hard
>You're shaking but...
>A: "No."
>You screw up your bottom lip
>Being human sucks
>You don't care
>So does getting burned alive
>Having bottles smashed on your head
>So does being shot
>You're sweating
>A: "If I can be a god. I can be human..."
>You type
>Muttering to yourself while you do so
>You check your spelling
>Grunt when you need to delete things too much


>A: "I...don't -need- to be...cool. I just see everyone. All these people around me and they look like they belong."

>You pause
>Swallow again
>Take a breath

>A: "I've never belonged. Anywhere. With anyone. I don't care what people think...but I care what they see."

>Is this what telling the truth feels like?
>You feel sick
>A: "I just want to prove them wrong. All of them."
>J: "Wrong about what?"
>A: "I want to prove that they were wrong to ignore me. That they should never have pretended I wasn't there. I don't care about anything else. Cool? Fuck that. Fit in? Maybe....but fuck anybody that wants me to be nice except..."
>J: "I didn't know you were there at first."
>A: "Then I guess I wanna prove you wrong too..."
>J: "..."

>You open up the door to SKullnik's Detention room
>There's some kids in there
>Janna
>Her German friend Ingrid
>The Wheelchair bandit
>The Big Kid you've never met


>You keep texting as you walk in
>Looking unintentionally non-chalant
>No one in here knows your chest is ice
>That your fingers are numb
>Because you're finally telling somone the truth
>...and it hurts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFl6CGdaOuU

>A: " Today somebody told me they wanted to go to the dance."
>J: "Who?"
>A: "Sabrina."
>J: "...and?"
>A: "I told her we could, if she came with me, you, Janna and O-dog. Justin Armberg too."
>J: "yeah...I was gonna see if you wanted to go with me. Just One on One."
>A: "I fucked that up. Hard. I fucked it up so bad and now she thinks I'm leading her on. I just wanted to let her down right. Not make her think I wanted some freaky competition. Jackie, I think I made our Principle Cry I-..."
>J: "Anon?"
>A: "I made that girl throw up with my brain powers. I think I might have almost killed somebody. Just like you thought."
>You choke
>Sniff
>Where did these tears come from?
>You can't feel fear
>So what is this?
>Janna leans out of her desk
>Ja: "Anon?"
>You ignore her
>You keep texting
>Being human
>Have to do it

cont
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>>1896985
>>1896985

>A: "I'm so fucking strong but one cunt sucking day on earth and I'm already a mess. I don't feel like I belong here. No matter what anyone says. Fuck them. Fuck their opinions. I wanted to come back and it feels like I should be off killing something...I can't even be afraid anymore. That's fucked up. I know it is but I just don't feel it anymore."
>Skullnik is out of her chair
>SK: "McMoot. What the heck is wrong with you?"
>A: "Fuck off!"
>You yell again
>SK: "Alright! I told you to calm your damn ass! Sit down."
>You don't
>A: "What do you WANT!?"
>Your voice cracks
>Your throat burns
>SK: "I wanted to check on you! You're outta control!"
>A: "Well who asked you to give a shit!?"
>SK: "Nobody! Now quit being a prick!"
>A: "I won't just submit to this. I won't!"
>SK: "Submit to what? I wanted to know who you got to do your homework, you little jerk. I wanted to see if you were alright. You're having a meltdown, kid."
>You're breathing hard
>Your nose is dry
>Your head is sweaty
>A: "What do you really expect me to do!?"
>SK: "BEHAVE!"
>A: "I DON'T WANNA BEHAVE! I WANNA BEAT THESE MONKEYS FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE THIS!"
>Ja: "What the..."
>Your voice broke again
>Hard this time
>It didn't sound natural
>Or any at all...human


What do?
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>>1896997
Tell Luna to stop being so smug.
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>>1896997
>Recognize that you are, in fact, having a Nigga Moment
>Realize that you are a stupid fucking kid with way too much power
>Scissor to Mewni, into the swamp, and just start killing anything non-Mewman and non-ours that we come across
In short
>Go vent
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>>1896997
Mind read/telepathy
On
Ourselves.
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>>1897012
yeh. let's go blow off some steam. Anon's still a teenager filled with raging hormones that tell him to fuck and kill everything. a moment of clarity and self reflection, while he kills monsters, would be good for him.
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>>1896997
Sit down. You dont want to end up alone, surrounded by millions of corpses, breaking through to barriers of universe just to get someone to share your shitty misery.
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>>1896997
>Realize that you are in fact having a melt down.
>that you're completely overwhelmed by the sudden responsibility that you've placed on yourself in such a short time.
>And that you don't really have anyone that can really give you a grounded reaction without fearing for themselves a bit, so fuck it, vent anyway.
>Try to sit down and breath, rest for a moment, come clean about not doing the homework because it didn't feel important.
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>>1897035
Support
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>>1896997
I think we need to have one on one time with our first friend. We have been too distant for too long. Always taking rarely giving.

We gotta powwow with Muscles and have this out. Apologize to Skullnik and get out. Go to mewni swamp and let's have it out with our bud.
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>>1896997
Skullnick is someone we can trust.

And she'll recognize where schoolwork is outweighed by other shit.

I say we trust in her partially, but we'd need to talk to her 1:1. She's the only ally who isn't attached to other allies yet.
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>>1896997
You know
the healthy thing i think would be to let it all out.
but you know what, this is more interesting.

let's just sit down, calm down, and relax.
we have the will to suppress our emotions, let's us it.
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>>1897030
>>1897035
>You dont want to end up alone, surrounded by millions of corpses, breaking through to barriers of universe just to get someone to share your shitty misery.

DAMN.

Just. This.
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>>1896985
>>1896997
Hol up
Where these feelz come from all a sudden

Yeah Anon is a bit out of place, being a killing machine that kicks fate in the dick, but also being a kid who needs friends to stay sane.
Still, we're making progress at both.
It's not really all THAT difficult. Stop worrying too much about potential social mistakes, and just enjoy what you've done so far.

Anon is way too paranoid about losing his connections + affections to other ppl.
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>>1897028
actually, i'm changing my support to this>>1897035
this has the same effect, and could lead to more interesting results.
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>>1896997
>>1897030
Supporting as well.
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>>1896997
No running
No venting like we always to
We just need to take a seat, compose ourself, and talk it out
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>>1896997
>>1897035
Supporting.
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>>1897030
God damn, son. Luna getting roasted.
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>>1896997
>>1897035
A sound course of action.
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>>1896997
>>1897030
support
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>>1896997
Supporting:
>>1897035
If we can't calm down.Ditch this place and go on that adventure with mom.
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>>1896997
>hug skullnick and cry, cry it out. Feel anon, FEEL
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>>1897030
>>1897035


>Skullnik moves toward you
>You back up
>Fist raised instinctively
>A: "Don't you fucking touch me."
>SK: "I just wanna help you, Anon."
>A: "Yeah? That's what everybody says right before the counter sniper puts a bullet in the school shooter's head."
>You notice everyone looking
>Everyone backing away
>Except Janna
>Who's on her feet
>A: "THE FUCK YA'LL LOOKIN AT!?"
>They shuffle further
>Once again
>Except Janna
>SK: "You gonna hurt somebody with that freaky arm, kid?"
>Skullnik is in front of you
>In between you and Janna
>You and the children
>SK: "You're gonna do it to me first...but it doesn't have to go down that way."
>A: "You can't control me."
>SK: "I don't want to."
>L: "Don't you?"

>You turn to Luna
>Your eyes blitzing out
>A: "Do you MIND!? Human Conversation here. You know!? Mortal stuff Doesn't concern the god equivilent of a FUCKING N33T!"
>Luna looks you in the face
>Without batting an eye
>L: "Then it doesn't concern you either."
>A: "..."
>L: "You're almost as far from being one of them...as I am."
>You look at your hands
>Your hand
>The other one is a sentient beast
>A monster you let live on your body
>What is happening?
>Why are you so...disgusted with yourself?
>With everyone around you?
>This isn't you
>This is what's happened to you
>You're not cool
>You're not a human
>You're not a hero
>So what are you?
>What
>Are
>You?


Anonymous

Roll

WILL!
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1897170
SUFFER
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>>1897170
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>>1897170
Don't fuck up
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>>1897170
c'mon, lad...
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Rolled 11 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1897170
It's gonna be a 1

Thor is taking all our luck
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Rolled 13 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1897170
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Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1897170
Fuck.
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Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1897170
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>>1897170
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>>1897170
do you think i'll ruin it? do you think i'll ruin it with my BAD attitude?
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>>1897170
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>>1897192
oh fuck i'm retarded
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>>1897170
You are better than this Anon. I've seen it.
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>>1897196
Yes, you are.
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>>1897196
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1897197
you fuck
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Rolled 4 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1897170
OK,let me fix this.
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Rolled 3 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1897170
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>>1897197
If only you had rolled...
You stupid mongrel.
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Rolled 9 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1897170
reminder we have 16 Will
now watch this nat 20
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Rolled 18 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1897170
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Rolled 12 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1897170
I don't think it's safe to go to school anymore.

And I don't mean for Anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
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Rolled 1 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1897170
DONT FUCK UP
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1897170
Gimme dat 20
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>>1897220
You fucked up.
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>>1897224
so fucking close
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>>1897227
YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1897170
>>
STOP ROLLING, WAIT FOR THE REROLL! ALL OTHER NUMBERS ARE ACCOUNTED FOR AND NONE OF THEM ARE CRIT FAILS
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>>1897170
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>>1897170
I.
Am.
A Kid who took on too much at once.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

BITE ZA DICEO
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

I AM REROLLING! TO SEE WHO IS OUR WINNER!
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>>1897250
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>>1897250
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>>1897186
>>1897186

Fuck indeed, my son.
Fuck.
Indeed.

>33 total

>>1897196
-2

>>1897220
-2

>>1897232
+2

>29 total

...Writing.
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>>1897257
>33-4=29
>29+2=31
OP, do you even math?
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>>1897261
It'd be 32-4+2=30
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>>1897257
17+15=32
So
> 30 total.
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>>1897265
>>1897268
>15
It's 16. >>1897186 is just not smart enough to realize that. That's why OP listed 33 for him.
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PROPER card now.
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>>1897170
>>1897170

https://youtu.be/UwjtnP2lTGA

>You've seen yourself die
>You've watched ones you love die
>Who are you?
>Are you what's happened to you?
>When you die
>If you even can anymore
>Will it define you?
>You don't want to believe that
>You're it
>The last one
>A single light
>The only one you've ever known
>Yes you were alone
>Were others at fault for not noticing you?
>Should you hate yourself for not being good enough until now?
>Who was there before?
>Before you were anything?
>Just you...
>Then Luna
>Marco
>Your mom pretended
>Now it's just you
>You
>To care for yourself
>Love yourself
>Even moreso to love others
>Because nobody knew how to love you
>Shouldn't you be better at this than them?
>Were they...right?
>Was everyone right?
>Who are you?
>What are you?

cont
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>>1897304
>>1897304

https://youtu.be/NU-7Me3MWsw

>You remember your moment in that fire pit
>When you cut down a man who built his life on hurting others
>Steve Harvey
>As ridiculous as it was
>You ended him because of what he had done
>Was he defined by his character?
>No
>He was defined by what he stood on
>You've stood merely on yourself
>You still do
>Now
>A: "I..."
>You want to make what you stand on matter
>A: "I almost died...a lot."
>You sniff
>Grit your jaw
>A: "It's felt like I've barely hung on. For a long time."
>Your human hand grips
>A: "I lose more than repect when I fuck up."
>You swallow spit
>Wipe your tears
>A: "Other people die...when I make mistakes."
>You light your hand on fire
>Skullnik doesn't flinch away
>A: "I've got so much power."
>You close your hand
>A: "I just...I just wanted to use it right."
>You sit down
>A: "I wanted to get what I thought I deserved. What everbody else had an-...and instead."
>SK: "Yah got reminded why you wanted better in the first place."
>You look up
>A little taken aback
>SK: "You gonna hurt anybody, Anon?"
>You choke
>A: "No...I don't want to anyways..."
>SK: "Good."
>You've been hugged
>By Ms. Skullnik
>By...
>She looks over at the other detention
>SK: "Get outta here."
>They bolt
>Except Janna
>SK: "You too, Ordania."
>Ja: "Anon, I-"
>SK: "I SAID SCRAM!"
>She's gone
>It's just you
>Skullnik
>...and Luna
>Who is no longer smiling
>She's observing her little hands
>Her frame
>L: "I suddenly feel this form is lacking."
>SK: "Who the heck are you?"
>L: "My name is Luna. Luna Webwillow. I'm Anonymous'..."
>She eyes you carefully
>Her iron mask of a smirk is back
>L: "Godmother."
>Why did that feel like a slight?
>Oh yeah
>You totally burned her in your tantrum
>Ouch
>L: "I care for him. Deeply...but it would appear he needs more than mere education in his life."
>SK: "Alright, kid. I think this has been a long time comin. You need advice. On somethin' . Anything! You tell me now. You got my numba? You call me. Undastand?"
>A: "O-ok."
>SK: "I know I'm not 'cool' or 'sexy' like the other teachers in this circus of a school...but I know how it feels to end up all alone in a place you never asked to be in."

>Skullnik might be
>The only adult
>That's ever understood you

What say?

What do?
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>>1897309
I just want to BE. I just want someone who can say, without any intention of getting a favor, "I am glad that you are here with me. I am glad you are you."
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>>1897304
>Thank Skullnick then apologize to Luna, correct her that she is our Mom not godmother, she's our Mom through and through.
> go into the housevator
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
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>>1897315
>>1897309
add on:
Hug her back and cry. "I want another person to have as a family."
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>>1897324
Support.
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>>1897324
Support
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>>1897309
backing >>1897324
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>>1897309
Tell her thank you. Just knowing there are people that get you is enough, maybe as her about how she hands being a monster.
Then go with Luna to do that thing. We needs some alone time with our Mother.
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>>1897309
>>1897315
Good idea.
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>>1897324
going go with this
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>>1897304
>>1897324
This works
Guess the tears are needed
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>>1897324
Support

Well, we didn't kill anybody. That's a good thing.
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>>1897309
>>1897315
Just Skullnik.
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>>1897309
Fuck. I don't know.

Guess we can tell everything, right? The truth of what we need will probably come from out there.

We could start from the beginning of the Quest... or of out life.

>>1897324
I don't like it. Luna is not our mother. She never was or she never will. Pretending that she is is only hurting Anon, trying to avoid his real problems and fogetting about them.

Doesn't mean that we can't love her as our Godmother (which is more a fitting role). SHe might have done any more that our real mother for us, but that doesn't mean she can just replace her place or that she does not need to impove and takes away all of her responsability.

Feel like this vote is Anon continuing to avoid his problems and isolating himself more.
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>>1897354
>Dear diary
>I didn't the whole school
>Today was a good day
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>>1897359
What this Anon said, just going back to Luna after saying that we didn't want to end up like her is like an abuse victim going back to their spouse after they say they're sorry only to be abused again.
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>>1897309
>>1897354
Shifting support to >>1897359.

It's still good that we didn't Columbine the school.
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>>1897359
>>1897365
>Spilling our guts out to anybody that will listen (even if they are cool)
>"Luna ain't my real Mom" meme
What is this, Thread 10?
You fuckers need to go, and stay go.
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>>1897359
I'm up for completely offloading EVERYTHING. Just this once. It's a litmus test to see if everything will work out.

As for mom/godmom... Luna while not being the best person due to the experiences she was forced under...

She's still a better mom than real mom. That should at least be made clear
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>>1897309
>>1897324
Yeh, sounds about right.
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>>1897379
Also skullnick needs to be warned knowing this information could get her killed.
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>>1897309
I'm so done with this self-pity, how do I stop it?
How do I stop being a shitstain?
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>>1897374
>Wanting to confide in the universal equivalent of an abusive spouse that tells you what you want to hear so you won't run off
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>>1897309
>>1897380
Screw it. Changing support to >>1897359
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>>1897309
Supporting:
>>1897359
>>1897324
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>>1897359
This
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>>1897359
late anon coming through to support this
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>>1897359
Screw it, change to this.
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>>1897359
Fuck Luna pandering. If this vote opposes it, it has my support.
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>>1897315
>support
>and support apologizing to Luna.
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>>1897359
To support my argument.

There are two options now.
To open up.
And to not open up.

Anon is extremely closed and protective of his own emotions and psyche, because of his traumatic/background of psysical/emotional violence and parental abuse.

Then comes Luna who suddenly pretends to give Anon power so he can "stand up for himself and fight" and all that, yet she never took into consideration Anon's troubled mind, and even messed with him a little, going as far as to remove his ability to feel Fear (something that is clearlt not healthy for a regular human). Not to mention taht she might not be the most suitable person to raise a child (much less one troubled as much as Anon), considering her background.

Suddenly Anon because of the intervention of Luna attracts the attention of powerful dimensional beings and organizations trying to kidnap him and kill him, to the point that he is forced to start killing people to defend himself and even starts regularly doing so at 14 years old.

Not to mention hs own arm was completely broken up and replaced with an animalistic prothesis that has already tried to kill him, only becoming docile in the last days.


Anon powers have caused him more bad than good. Even though he tried to use them in school to be liked and admired all that they have caused is to have everyone fear him and isolate him more (as we just saw).

Luna might love Anon and he love her back, but that doesn't mean that everything taht she has on store for him is good.

After all, even those that we love and love us can hurt us.

Anon knows this more than anyone else here.
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>>1897414
I believe that opening will help Anon make a change in his life to the better, regardless of that these changes entail.

Closing up will just close this opportunity for Anon to change his path in life and have him continue as he has always done.

You make your choice.
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>>1897309
>>1897359
Ha. Opinion has shifted quite a bit against Luna, hasn't it? I'll support this, but be aware of what you're doing.
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>>1897441
I'm not AGAINST Luna.

I'm just pointing out that she hasn't exactly been the best, healthiest, godmother that Anon NEEDED since he met her, but the kind she wanted to be.
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>>1897444
Well, at the time when he met her, Luna was everything Anon needed. He's everything he is now with her help. And I say that's worthy enough for her to be considered his Mom. That don't mean she replaced Emily or nuttin', just that she deserves the title of Mom

It's just that now he needs more help in other places.
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The votes...

>Just let me be here
2 votes

>Thank you
1 vote

>Let it out
1 vote

>You ARE my Mom
8 votes

>Godmother...sounds right
9 votes


https://youtu.be/Ntv9R1She5A

>You push off from Skullnick
>Then you...
>You
>A: "My dad's beat the fucking shit out of me ever since I was 5."
>Skullnik just keeps eye contact with you
>A: "He-...he lies all the time. Just constantly. He takes what he wants from everyone. From me. From my Mom. I don't even know what it is he wants. He never stops hurting people. All I though I was good for was that. Being hurt."
>You square your shoulders
>A: "Then I got a chance."
>You look to Luna
>A: "To be somebody else. To more than get hurt."
>You clench your hands
>Spines grow out of both sides of your neck
>The gravity in the room fluctuates
>A: "Now -I- can hurt people."
>You deflate
>The desks drop back down
>A: "...and I don't want to. I-...but I don't...I don't..."
>You don't cry anymore
>You don't need to despair
>You don't pity yourself
>You know
>A: "I don't know if I can stop. Or if I can even be anything other than what he is...at least."
>You're not looking so strong
>A: "At least if I destroy the world. Right back. Maybe I'd be Ok."
>L: "Anonymous."
>Luna's face isn't smug
>She looks so far away
>So unreachable>
>Yet the world seems to have melted off to the side
>L: "I've made a mistake."
>A: "W-what?"
>She floats down to you
>Her hair, clothing and ribbons unmoving in the breeze
>L: "I wanted to give you the chance to be powerful. To be -better- than the world you were placed in."
>Luna takes your human hand
>Her voice sounds odd
>More present
>More...
>Like a person's
>L: "I wanted to help you become a king of this world that rejected you. To destroy it. Or rule it as you saw fit...and I was wrong."
>You don't know what's happening here
>L: "Because I never stopped to consider what -you- wanted...and I had forgotten what I truly set out to do in the first place."
>Luna looks into your eyes
>Your pink and emerald eyes
>With hers
>The Emerald pits
>Glassed over perfect in pink
>L: "To be your mother."
>She's smiling
>Her hand is warm
>Yours is cold
>You pull your hand away
>A: "Well...you're my god mother."
>You don't look at her
>You can't
>A: "...and that's all I think you -need- to be."


...cont
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>>1897457
>>1897457


>A part of your brain turns into an icey knife
>You feel parts of you fizzle and crunch
>Is Luna hurting you?
>You turn back
>Her face is obscured by her hat
>L: "Is that all you think of me as, Anonymous? Some dittery old Sorceress? Come to nanny you?"
>She eyes the window
>L: "I have lived a long time...longer than most Stars have burned. Rearranging this world was the power I wanted to give you."
>A: "And you have!"
>Luna doesn't turn back to you
>L: "..."
>A: "So-...so let me use it how I want."
>L: "..."
>A: "Let me be human."
>L: "I don't want them to hurt you."
>A: "Let me CHOOSE wether or not, and how I want to get hurt!"
>L: "..."
>A: "Let me be me."
>L: "..."
>A: "Please."

>Luna leaves
>She's gone
>Spirited into a pink smoke
>That gently chimes and smells of fresh tea
>It curls around you gently
>Then vanishes
>Right into your black sun gem

>You can't feel her anymore

>A: "L-Luna?"
>SK: "Well..."
>You suddenly realize all of this happened in front of your Teacher
>Your up until now
>Very professionally distant teacher
>Who just wanted you literally
>Break up
>With your Alien Mom


>SK: "This is the second weirdest Parent Teacher conference I've ever had."


SESSION END!

https://youtu.be/ye5BuYf8q4o

Friends!

This ride never seems to stop getting wilder!
Today was a fantastic birthday!
A beautiful time of laughs, drama
Goofs
Gaffs!

How will Anon go forward?
What will happen next!?

Who knows!?
Certainly not I.

Especially since we are going on break. For the next 2 weeks. There shall not be a session. I need to recharge my writing hands. Drink deeply from the cup of life and move to a new home.

Stay Blesst
Stay beautiful

and I'll see you NEXT TIME!
On Anon VS The Universe!
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>>1897471
...she's not gonna be gone forever right, right?!
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>>1897474
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>>1897457
Jesus christ, i catch up to the story thus far 9 minutes before this goes through... goddamn it!
Luna didn't deserve that, gents. Not.
Cool.
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Holy fuck that ain't good
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Oh but she did
She really did
If she leaves just because Anon tells her no then did she really care? If words caused this then was she really Anon's mom?
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>>1897471
http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IkFub24gTG9zZXMgSGlzIE1vbSI=
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>>1897471
Welp, this is depressing. GG everybody.

Adiós mamá. Lo siento.
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Remember this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5NMakAUE_0

>>1897481
Was it really just "no"? Because it certainly didn't seem that way. This was a straight up refute of everything Luna has been to us, all we've learned from her, and all she's given to us. The faith she's instilled in us. The faith she had in us. When everyone and everything in the multi-verse was willing to pummel us back to oblivion, she stood in our corner and actively gave us the tools and the will to stand toe-to-toe with it, fight back, and actually do something about it.

I dunno about you guys, but if when I boil down the meaning of what it is to be a "parent", I can't help but believe that inherent into taking on that role is providing the tools and skills necessary for your offspring to overcome the challenges they are to face, both now and at that point in the future when they in-veritably leave the nest. And she's done that exceedingly well up to this point. And, in my opinion, properly earned the title of "Mom" we've used up to this point. And while I'm not sure if she's truly 'gone', I believe we've effectively and pre-maturely gone all angsty on her not too surprising, considering Anons age and moved out of the nest/moms place to take on the world on our own... along with all the difficulties, challenges, and harsh realities that come entailed with that.

And while I can't say for sure... I'm willing to bet when we inevitably get beaten down by the harsh realities of what we actually have to face and assuming we still live enough to survive the ordeal, Luna will still be willing to open her arms, embrace us, and forgive us for our tantrum like the true mother she has been to us. She won't let us live it down, nor forget it, but she also would not be so vindictive as to abandon us completely over it.
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>>1897539
I want you all to remember this.
Luna loved us with all her heart, and we allowed ourselves to turn our back on her.
Wanting to be human is important. Wanting independence is important.
But to spit in the face of the one that gave us EVERYTHING, is unforgivable.
I don't know what we should do next, but don't be fooled by the memes of fools. We CAN, and We WILL fix this.
WE HAVE TO.
It's is what any good son would do.
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>>1897549
>Tell Luna that we want to be human in our own way
>Gets her fee fees hurt
>Runs and hides away
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>>1897549
this wasn't really "spitting in her face"
obviously the situation could've been handled better, but Anon never called luna "some old sorcereress". he just needed time to think, and Luna took it poorly because of how vulnerable she was at the moment.
Luna will come back on her own. She'll always be with Anon. What Anon needs to do is sort himself out and get a Queen for that wand. Hopefully Fif accepts Prom Queens.
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>>1897549
>the one that gave us EVERYTHING
Yeah, no. She may have given us great power, but she hasn't given us everything, not by a long shot. In fact, she tried to take away one of our most valuable traits, our humanity, away.

She has overstepped her bounds and even she realized this. You cannot just dismiss what she tried to do. She loves us, sure, but she never stopped to consider what we wanted. She even admitted that!
This situation may not have been handled in the best way, but you can't just forgive and forget what she tried to do. We will talk this out like civilized beings when Luna comes back, but we won't beg for forgiveness like a battered housewife.
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>>1897471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZxmZmBfnU
Be Blessed Quest.
Thanks for all the great moments you gave us.
Be Blessed Luna.
Know something. This works both ways. The same way you didn't had to allow the world bullshit, no one has to allow your bullshit. I forgive you, and I hope you can forgive us too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZxmZmBfnU
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>>1897601
>Dark purple on a black background
Not like I wanted to read the captions or anything
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>>1897601
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying...
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Alright so this uncertainty is actually fucking with me, we need a plan people, a coherent plan to make Luna proud and come back to us, LUNA WE'RE SORRY some how see us through this and tie up ALL possible loose ends and get to the best ending possible.

These loose ends include, but are not limited to;

-That weird Dream Crystal thing
-That mole scientist that we either need to put to work or send home
-Rezing Susan via her teeth
-Our baby drake
-Our wand
-What ever the hell our dad and Birth!Mom are doing
-Our "End Game" so to speak

So, what I propose is this.

First thing's first, we kill that goddamn Nega!Corn and grab it's horn. With the Demon Heart that Tom gives us we get back to Fif's crib and forge ourselves that mother fucking wand. With that wand we bring Susan back from the dead (if we even can anymore), and put the Mole Scientist to work forging us an Army of Robo Zombies. We care for our baby Drake till the frikkin thing hatches so we can ride it into battle. After we begin amassing our Army we finally see what the hell is in that weird ass dream gem thing we got from Omnitraxus (maybe even BEAT Omnitraxus and infiltrate other realities for infinite resources?). Afterwards when THAT is done, we unleash our Army upon whatever world unfortunate enough to incur our wrath, conquer it and rinse lather wash repeat until we can fight Fate itself!

That sound good?
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Considering the bullshit we went through to get Luna back, it'd be kind of retarded for a single decision to permanently fuck us over.
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You stupid motherfuckers.
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>>1897471
And I go to sleep only to find out you morons fucked it all up, your Anonymous alright.
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>>1897687
You're missing the Queens dance to pay Fif
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>>1897481
Quick lesson folks, whenever Aku says something, ignore it and kill any of his followers before they stop the samurai.
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This felt kind of necessary to me actually. Anonymous has been pushing himself to and past the point of breaking for a while now and Luna just keeps shoving him. I'm not happy that they're both feeling terrible but its better than letting something like this fester where she keeps pushing him to be more than human when that's what he's been wanting for a long time now. At least that's how I see it.

There's obviously love between the two but there needs to be some better understanding. What Luna wants isn't always going to be what Anon needs.
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>>1897886
I mean, Luna reached out to us just now when Anon was highly emotional after a heavy moment where the two just sniped at each other in just two comments. Luna gave us that Godmother ammo and we shot it right back. I'm hoping for some quick resolution but I don't really see it coming, it'll be nice to see see the two trying to resolve this and id be very disappointed if anons just beg and crawl for forgiveness.
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>>1897911
Yeah but dude, remember everything we've done so far. A great portion of it was either by Luna's instruction or to get Luna back. She's a considerable driving force who without we probably wouldn't be here. While I agree there needs to be some greater communication between the two both of them are kinda dead without the other.

We need to conquer shit but we need guidance in doing so. Guidance only Luna could provide. And let's face it the Godmother thing was probably done in I'm joking fashion, which while not exactly tasteful still didn't deserve THAT.
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>>1898081
TL;DR We don't live Luna cause she gave us power, we love her cause she cares... and we need to tell her.
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>>1898099
Love* fucking autocorrect
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>>1898099
Well yeah she loves us, but the way she's pushing Anon means inthe end she'll be the only one TOO love him. She's been pushing him to let go of his humanity and become... Something? A god? A conqueror?
Either way, her love isn't in question, it's how she has been directing Anon and the casual dismissal she has for all these mortal matters when it's what Anon has been craving.
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>>1898115
Is it though? Do we really crave this? These people who by Anon's own admission will spit on him simply for looking different? No in fact even when looking fly as FUCK, they STILL spit on you. This world that's abused him, hurt him, done nothing but beat him down, brought into existence simply to suffer, yet we still seek it's approval? I'm sorry I didn't realise we turned into our Birth Mother.

What the fuck do we even need a high school diploma for anyway when we've already been paid more than that fat ass principal will ever have in his life? The most human interaction we need is limited to the people that give a damn about us, Jackie, Janna, Oscar, Justin, Ferguson, Alphonze. FUCK everyone else! We're Anonymous FUCKING McMoot, we've done more with ourselves in the span of a few months than most of these people will in their LIFETIMES. We have earned the right to be treated with some FUCKING DECENCY, cause WHO THE HE'LL ELSE HAS BEEN THROUGH WHAT WE'VE BEEN? ONE ANSWER TO THAT FRIEND, THE REASON WE'RE STILL ALIVE, SPELL IT WITH ME,

L-U-N-A.

In summary: FUCK everyone except a few select people, school is for bitches, Luna best Mom, and ANY ONE else who thinks ANY different is a FUCKING MORON.
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>>1898192
You are wrong
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>>1898447
And you're the embodiment of pure evil, so lets get that magic sword and start chopping.
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>>1898463
No
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>>1898476
Your right, we still need to soften you up first. GENTELMAN, POST YOUR KILLING TOOLS, WE GOT A DEMON TO BEAT DOWN! BEGONE FOUL THING THAT CRAWLED OUT OF THE DEVILS ASSHOLE!
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>>1898496
>>1898476
I can practically smell the summerfag off him, but yeah AcidSilver he's got a point. This is YOUR fault you prick, YOU were that ninth vote.

Don't try and tell me "Oh boo-hoo wittle Wuna got hurt by words", we verbally pimp-smacked her over a joke dude. It was not an appropriate escalation.
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>>1898527
>Summerfag
>When I've been participating since the 2nd thread
If you're gonna insult me then at least make sure your insults are true
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cease with your avatarfagging
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>>1898554
no
okay
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>>1898537
No I don't mean you I mean this guy >>1898463

And address the goddamn issue you rat bastard don't dodge around the question. Or do I need to put it in meme format for you to understand?

>We, the intellectuals
>genuinely thought provoking conversation of Anon's future and relationships
>You, the troglodyte
>"ironic" shitposting, cannot into Best Mom or Harem Overlord Ending

You've been here since the second thread and yet when it came down to the wire you fucked up man. Chips were down we thought we could trust you and you let us down man. Why?
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>>1898623
fuck is this gay shit. call him a faggot and move on, Jesus
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>>1898629
Cause YOU are the faggot, faggot!
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>>1898623
I don't think you understand. I've always hated Luna, if she wasn't so useful at the start of Anon's quest then I wouldn't have voted for us to go into THE HOLE to save her in the first place. This guys>>1897414 explains it well. Luna does love Anon, no doubt about that, but she's not doing what's best for him. All she's doing is giving Anon the opportunity to do what his mom and dad did, and that is to hurt other people.
He's a 14 year old boy who is being told that he will become a god and that he should forget about everyone else because they don't understand. She is making him lose his humanity by raising him like an apprentice and not as a son.
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>>1898721
And I don't think YOU understand, Luna's the only one that gave a damn! Anon's birth mother had to have HIM take care of HER, years of popping pills and drinking makes me wonder how she's not dead, never mind his father which I'm sure I don't need to go into detail for.

Luna meanwhile gave him an out, not simply by giving Anon cosmic power but by actually caring for him as a person and a son, rather than some obligation like his "parents" did. She CHOSE him, saved him from being deleted from existence as an anomaly, and we her from eternal damnation. Yeah, sure, it went awry somewhere in like thread 8, but we can't just brush over the fact that Luna saw us through more of life than our actual mother did, even if it is setting us up for Multi-Verse domination.

By far, Luna's the only reason we're still here, and we're the only reason SHE'S here. That's too deep of a relationship to be torn apart by something so shallow as fucking verbal barbs m8.
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>>1897471

this was to weak for her to die there bond was deeper this was only a shallow excuse to get rid of her

i am sad i was to late to vote because i was moving furniture with my brother
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voters this was in excusable
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luna was the only one we could call a mother anons mom is a druggy teen he takes care of
he is more a parent then her
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>>1899238
>>1899248
>>1899255
You know what else is inexcusable? Your grammar, learn English.
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>>1899238
>>1899248
>>1899255
>>1899280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tWC5qtfby4
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>>1898803
>>1899255
She's still a terrible mother tho.

Not out from not trying mind you, she just doesn't even know what Anon really needs; or she think she does, but she's a genocidal pseudo-goddess billions of years old who has not cared about anyone or have someone care about her in all of those years, and all but forgotten the nuancecs and complexities of being a non-onipotent mortal.

Plus, she didn't exactly have the usual example of what a healthy family should be like, just like Anon AND Emily had. Emily was just too weak to stand up for herself and Anon, unlike them two.
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I want to remind everyone that this wouldn't had happened if you weren't such white knights and didn't bother with Sabrina in the first place.
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>>1899416
No. This would had happened one way or the other.

Anon has already started to lose control around people. There's something wild and dangerous inside of him and if it isn't reigned him he's gonna end up doing something he would regret for the rest of his life.
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>>1899364
None of those are reasons that she is a bad mother.

Luna made it clear that she didn't take into consideration what we wanted, but good mothers do that all the time.
it's like making your kid to camp or play the piano all day, you do it cause you think it will help them, and that you know better what they need. it's just on a bigger scale, like most things in the life of a person that is constently fighting against the universe to say alive.

but the thing about Luna you dont understand is that the ONE time we made it clear that being human wasn't some-type of phase, and something important to us, she conceded.
she admitted she was wrong, said she was sorry.
And then we STILL rejected her.

You compare her to Emily, but there are a few things you don't seem to remember about her.
>We have been taking care of HER longer than she has been taking care of us
>She has not just a bystander in our abuse, but many times an active participant
>She FUCKING STABBED US ONCE
>when we came out and opened our heart to her, she didn't even say she was sorry.

is Luna Mother of the Year, no.
is Luna any way equal to Emily in shittyness, hell no.
was rejecting the first person to every show us unconditional love a horrible thing to do, hell fucking yes.
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>>1899438
We turned against Luna because of the meltdown, the meltdown happened because we fucked up with Sabrina.
It could had happened later, sure. But Luna would be still here at the end of last session.
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>>1899439
>>1899477
These niggas get it.
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>>1899439
>>1899477
tldr, Luna haters please neck yourselves for fucking it all up, this wont happen again.
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The thing that pisses me off about this is that the choice wasn't even about Luna. it was about how we reacted to Skullnik letting us open up to her. The Godmother stuff, if anything, should have been a separate decision AFTER we opened up to Skullnik so that people could see Luna's reaction and feelings on the matter, but instead the decision was made for us because people decided to make a small stupid remark bigger than it needed to be.
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Before the thread is archived for our Hiatus.

Boom.
Magic made by an incredible friend from our Discord.
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>>1897481
>Does caring enough about another person's rejection of your opening up mean you care about them and what they think of you?

yes, how is that even a question?
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>>1898527
agreed
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