As always you wake up before both the sun and the alarm, rubbing your eyes as you yawn, the expression soundless due to your tongue injury.You walk to the bathroom, Sergeant Hugglebug, your top nco, dangles from your hand as you head to the bathroom, filling your cup with water as you blink the sleep from your eyes.Sgt Hugglebug salutes back, as silent as you. You smile as you pet your teddy awoo, the stuffed doggo smiling with her big button eyes.You are Bertha Von Screwletter and while this is probbably not the most relevant of intros for the following information you are a former general in the elite Glorious Nippon Army. You then retired and now are a proffessional wrestler, because that's the sort of thing you do.Yesterday you had a long day, you went to another stable and bet the living daylights out of them and took them over cause you didnt like their millitary gimmick... and you did it off camera.Which means you probably are going to have to do the whole thing over again on camera. Poor Mercenary 911's neck...If your boss is right then you should have till thursday till you have to do camera work and it's monday.You know you said it was monday when you beat the shit outta those veterans but thats because time flies when your hurting other people.So now its time to GET TUFF!> (9 o.o)9 Time to train, do old millitary drills till you git gud> ( o.o)7 Your not just a wrestler your now the leader of a team! A team that probably hates you! Make them hate you more with some DRILLS!>( -.-)zz Why bother? Your still tired from beating up three wrestlers at once. You should take a me day and call sunday your monday. Go play with your tank.
Welcome to the wonderful world of WWWThis is a world where Cuteness is power and what better way to exhibit this with oncamera CARNAGE?The game is simple, when you are in the ring I'll call for a 1dx roll for the next five posters. Matching numbers equal successes and can generate heat, which can be used to perform harder roles and eventually pin the opponnent.They can do the same.Non arena rolls (like cooking a delicious and well balanced breakfast) are 1d100s.
( You may want these sorry) http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=WWW%20Quest
> ( o.o)7 Your not just a wrestler your now the leader of a team! A team that probably hates you! Make them hate you more with some DRILLS!We shall break them down so we can build them up again.
>>1931565>> ( o.o)7 Your not just a wrestler your now the leader of a team! A team that probably hates you! Make them hate you more with some DRILLS!
You know who you should visit? Your dear friends the M.O.E. Aka the alleged Millitary Operations Experts, as if their fake millitary background gave them any edge against your much realer one.You are in charge of them and as a proper Commanding officer its your job to whip them into some shape resembling competency. Both in a figurative, and, if all goes according to plan, very literal sense. Of course you should probbably figure out how your going to work this out. This isnt the army their lives arent on the line if you dont get immediate results. Even their pride isnt because your pretty sure you ground that in dust when you the total rookie cleaned them in 3 v 1.But just cause you CAN be nicer doesnt mean you SHOULD. Though given you did almost hospitalize one maybe you should convince them that there is more to their drafting then the obligation of their word.> ( ^u^) Your cute! Lets be nice to them... to a degree and do something like bring them breakfast before getting to know them and wipping up a schedule to fix their problems.> ( >.<) Your tuff, they get cute Betty when you get not shitty MOE. Roll a 1d100 to make a intimidating entrance when you head back to their gym so that they will stay in line and not be bitchy when you work the hell outta them
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>1931719>> ( >.<) Your tuff, they get cute Betty when you get not shitty MOE. Roll a 1d100 to make a intimidating entrance when you head back to their gym so that they will stay in line and not be bitchy when you work the hell outta themWe will break them.
Um... he-hello? It doesnt seem fair to use a 46 as the one and only roll.Does no one care about wrassling anymore?
>>1932044Maybe it wasn't a great time to run?
>>1932083Eh I can only run when i can but well see if things improve. Atleast people will assuredly read this and decide to post while i cant so i can do the action when i get back.
>>1932092Hope so. I like semi-psychotic wrasslin lolis too much to see this die.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>1931719>> ( >.<) Your tuff, they get cute Betty when you get not shitty MOE. Roll a 1d100 to make a intimidating entrance when you head back to their gym so that they will stay in line and not be bitchy when you work the hell outta them
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>1931728>>1932272
>>1931728>>1932272>>1932321This won't end well.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>1931719>> ( ^u^) Your cute! Lets be nice to them... to a degree and do something like bring them breakfast before getting to know them and wipping up a schedule to fix their problems.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>1931719>( >.<) Your tuff, they get cute Betty when you get not shitty MOE. Roll a 1d100 to make a intimidating entrance when you head back to their gym so that they will stay in line and not be bitchy when you work the hell outta them
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>1931719>( >.<) Your tuff, they get cute Betty when you get not shitty MOE. Roll a 1d100 to make a intimidating entrance when you head back to their gym so that they will stay in line and not be bitchy when you work the hell outta them
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>1931719>> ( >.<) Your tuff, they get cute Betty when you get not shitty MOE. Roll a 1d100 to make a intimidating entrance when you head back to their gym so that they will stay in line and not be bitchy when you work the hell outta them
Ironically the higest roll goes to the one that majority definetly does not go to.So time to be a mediumly okay bully.
>>1934089We can't go full blast from the get go. That might break them!
>>1931565an entire quest about ringxmama?!
Yo Mimi. Give us Mute Drill Seargeant times now pls.
You head over to the shitty gym the members of M.O.E. live in, kicking the door down as you blow your air horn to get their attention.You see Headliner and Mercenary flinch as they turn to you but... where the FUCK is Major and Cia?You point at 911 and hold up a 3 questioning as she nods."Oh um... Minor is at her house, shes getting rest, cause you know, you broke her throat."You scowl, you gave her a slightly dislocated shoulder and shes just flakes? Youd feel bad if she was in the hospital or something but clearly shes not so why the fuck should you feel sorry?Great... now you have half a deck here.You should probably deal with one or the other, its possible Minor's getting cold feet and avoiding you. If so you should probably go there to give her a pep talk... or pep stare, or atleast make sure shes not going to sue or something.But on the other hand its possible you should focus on Headliner and 911 who you know... fuckin STAYED? Its a tough question and while you are going to be hard but fair to these people there is a difference between getting stooges, and getting recruits. If they are going to be a unit they have to respect you not just fear you. Fear is more valuable then the idea that your just a forgivable softy, but you need to be someone they will proactively work for rather then simply try to avoid your wrath. Otherwise they may do something stupid like asking the Asylum for help and breaking your poor general heart. ( ;n;)On the other hand... fuck em? I mean sure they got guts but they also got a lotta nerve, you dont owe these people your politeness, you dont even like them. There is nothing stopping you from just treating them with the disrespect they treated the army.>(Tsun) Drill the two who stayed, if major leaves, she leaves.>(Dere) Go see if Major is alright, these people have to trust you.Whicher one you do, your going to call Ivanna to help with the other, atleast to make sure Major didnt leave the state or etc.But this helps to determine your attidude to your stable, do you actually CARE about them or is this just a proffessional thing.How you treat these people also will determine how you may treat other people later on. Keep doing heel stuff and you can end up a bloodhound who only respects those who fight on your level. Do dere stuff and you can be the grouchy mother to your men who >>1934092You kinda did
>>1934288>>(Dere) Go see if Major is alright, these people have to trust you.
>>1934288>(Dere) Go see if Major is alright, these people have to trust you.Personally look after your recruits! And by break, I meant even more so than what's already happened.
>>1934288>(Dere) Go see if Major is alright, these people have to trust you.
You decide the first thing you should do is go to see your wounded warrior, she was the smarter of the three and you expect if this MOE thing is going to be whiped into shape, shes probbably the best one to help you whip it.Plus you feel a little bad for dislocating her shoulder, you didnt think itd pop like that. You don't know your own strength you guess... or rather don't know other peoples. Maybe your a tad... overtrained for rookie wrestling? Eh, will help you help these people you guess.You walk to Major's house... or rather the ramshackle apartment that Mercenary told you was hers...You knock on the door, the sterile footsteps of heels clinking closer as the door swings open.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSfbb3WHClEThe cold red eye of Dr Malpractice stares at you, a bag of needles slung on her shoulder.She humpfs. "The fuck your doing here?"> ( >.<)=3 Fuck YOU doing here? This is my recruits house.> ( u.u) You were going to see if your recruit was okay training got rough.> ( ^u^)/ Hi Mally! Your not still mad right?
>>1934454> ( ^u^)/ Hi Mally! Your not still mad right?> ( u.u) You were going to see if your recruit was okay training got rough.
>>1934454>( >.<)=3 Fuck YOU doing here? This is my recruits house.
>>1934454>> ( ^u^)/ Hi Mally! Your not still mad right?> ( u.u) You were going to see if your recruit was okay training got rough.
>>1934454>( ^u^)/ Hi Mally! Your not still mad right?>( u.u) You were going to see if your recruit was okay training got rough.
You wave at Malpractice, smiling as you hold out a piece of paper with Major's name."You want the MOE girl? Shes upstairs reading, she needs bed. Apperantly some maniac broke into her gym and dislocated her shoulder." Malpractice says staring at you. "I don't suppose you'd know anything about that."You nod pointing to yourself. ( ^u^) That was you! You're the maniac.She did well, you were a little sore when you woke up and everything.Malpractice glares. "Of course, anyway I fixed the shoulder. Now move." She says as you back up to give her space. "Next time someone calls me to clean up your mess, your on your own." Malpractice says....Is... is that really a good policy for a doctor to have? I thought they were obligated to help everyone?You head up to Majors room the wounded warrior flipping through some book in... she can read Ooga Boogian?What a fuckin nerd. She should wear glasses.She notices you, her arm in a sling. "Hello boss, I apologize for my tardiness to training but... as you can see I was indisposed of."Sortof mouthy to a superior officer... but you guess you can let it slide for now.> ( o.o) How are you feeling?> ( ?.?) So... are you going get back to training soon?> ( >.>) Your arms injured not your legs, we are gonna do some laps.
>>1934536>( o.o) How are you feeling?If she responds with anything other than "I'm at the worst I've ever felt in my life." Or some variant,> ( >.>) Your arms injured not your legs, we are gonna do some laps.
>>1934536>> ( ?.?) So... are you going get back to training soon?
>>1934536>( o.o) How are you feeling?
You tilt your head at the woman, holding your arm up."Oh, my arm? I mean it stings real bad but its moveable, I'm mainly staying in bed because I don't want to break it again and get even more fucked, I have a match on saturday and I cant keep a losing streak just cause someone broke into my gym."You huff as she stares at you. "Oh come on, 911 is all gung ho about it but sure I lost the bet fine I pay my debts. But why should I be ENTHUSED?" The woman says closing her book. "Look at all I have lossed already? Granted this is mostly just pain not a debilitating condition, but for what GAIN?"You blink as you shrug pointing to your lips as she sighs. "Okay granted its pointless to ask questions from a mute but you can understand why I'm sour."You nod as you point outside, miming jogging. After all if shes going to be in pain and upset, she can be in pain, upset, and TRAINING. Her arms broke not her leg.She sighs as she gets out of bed, heading to the bathroom with... she keeps her outfits in bags? You stare as she walks out with a plastic bag filled with a her gear of the day, the faucet turning on as you idly wait in her room.Humming a little tune you... okay no sorry your still bothered about the bag thing. You open the closet where she got the bag from.Dangling from a hanger are a set of plastic bags, each labled with the day they are to be used, a set of clothes pressed and folded in each one.How... your a control freak but this is a lot, even for you. If this person was this anal and so obsessed with joining the army she pretended she did, why didn't she just... JOIN? She would've gotten in with uniforms this clean.>Roll 1d100 for how the training goes.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>1934722Here goes...
>>1934732Skin of the teeth avoiding a critfail.Incidentally im making it so besides 1 critfails arent CRITfails, they are just autofails.Since having a 5% chance to be dramatically worse at something was weird.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>1934722
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>1934722
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>1934722
>>1934732.... I should just never roll. Yup. Never roll.Or our lovely mute-Chan is just cursed to fail at everything not fighting.
I have to go to bed now so well keep going tomorrow
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>1934722
You wait for Major to get outside, hoping to help with the blood flow as she walks out in the weird bagged clothes she took with her to the shower.A scene that was totally skipped because this quest is not FUCKIN TRASH, this is a wholesome Saturday morning quest about Dystopic waifu wrestling.Ahem, so you nod as she walks besides you, as much approval as you are willing to give your new recruit right now. The two of you head out, jogging past the crushed cars and the synthicafes of Neo Neo Yorkyo, the woman huffing besides you within the first few minutes.Typical you suppose, sure shes trained for fights but not for the long haul, your going to have to work on that with her so she won't screw up the elimination matchs. You do expect her to qualify for those eventually.After all if your going to lead MOE its going to be nowhere but the top.You walk behind your lazy limbed student, blowing the whistle behind her when her pace slows down.She gives you a dirty look as she picks up the pace. Jokes on her your still going soft on her.Eventually you head back to the gym, Major slumping to the floor as soon as she opens the door."Finally, I made it... let me rest." She says as she huffs.You guess that was okay.Now that shes out of the fire (For now) whose your next target... you meanOkay no you meant target.>Mercenary 911>Headliner>Where the FUCK is Cia?
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>1937770Woo! More WWW! I'll just roll a die here...
>>1937770>>Mercenary 911>>HeadlinerThe best teammates suffer together!
>>1937770>>Where the FUCK is Cia?
So two votes fuck cia, one vote for the first two of them
>>1937888Know What? Cia can wait. Let's get our team in shape
so the votes switched
I was waiting for something but fuck it.You turn to the boxing ring where Ivanna is drilling the pair in jabs, the manager boredly holding each one off with one padded glove each."You know I am not sure this is filled vith the power and kill." Headliner said as she goes for a right hook that gets quickly slapped away."Its fine!" Mercenary said as she throws as many punches as she can, the series of jabs so singular Ivanna doesnt even have to move to block it. "If we are better at throwing punches itll be easier to land the fancy moves later right?"Huh so shes not totally stupid.Well before you introduce yourselves to them you should come up with a plan for them to work on.>Make them fight EACHOTHER so that you can see what they are good at.>Make them jog as well while Major is passed out, as well as basic obstacle courses and drills to improve their fundamentals.>Teach them some basic CQC moves so they can move on from this streetfighting bullshit and get some actual serious moves.>Teach them some of your own signature moves so they'll suck less.
>>1938176>>Teach them some basic CQC moves so they can move on from this streetfighting bullshit and get some actual serious moves.
>>1938176>Teach them some basic CQC moves so they can move on from this streetfighting bullshit and get some actual serious moves.
You climb up through the ropes, your whistle making the three stand at attention. Headliner turns her head, noticing Ivanna and Mercenaries salutes and does the same.You nod as you lean into a combat stance, signing to Ivanna as she nods."The boss vill like to drill you in a few manuvers, pay attention and she needs a volunteer."911 walks up immediatly, giving a smile a little too cocky for someone who still as a red line around her neck. She's eager you give her that.She's also stupid.>Roll 1d100 on TRAININ
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>1938418
>>1938426Wow. So I guess that's my luck tonight.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>1938418
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>1938418Maybe we can save this? C'mon 100!
>>1938470Almost little buddy.Almost.
>>1938501The dice Gods are fickle beasts.
You have 911 charge you as you duck and deliver a quick elbow.Its a basic move that helps against charges, a good elbow could not only counter your howitzer but leave you on the floor.Mercenary crumples under your blow as you wait for her to get back up...Any moment now...You get closer to Mercenary, checking her pulse.Well shes alive but unconcoious... sortof cutting this training short.Maybe you should avoid direct practices for now? Headliner gulps as you look at her, the sole surviving member of your training regimentAnd by survivng you mean "Not unconscious or asleep"Well... three IS a charm right?>Train her in basic fighting WITHOUT DOING ANY FIGHTING, just dummy for her or something>Dont even bother, you caused enough damage today, make her do pushups.
>>1938652>>Train her in basic fighting WITHOUT DOING ANY FIGHTING, just dummy for her or something
>>1938652>>Train her in basic fighting WITHOUT DOING ANY FIGHTING, just dummy for her or somethingGanbatte!
Im going to bed, i have to help a larp tommorrow. But im not going to make you roll for this one ill just writ it and go to bed.You sigh as you take a pen from your jacket, snapping it on your hands and coating them in ink as you motion for Headline to attack you.Headliner, to her credit, doesn't hesitate, even after you accidentally knocked out 911, charging in straight with a kick.You duck, the wind whizzing by as you reach out and... poke her leg.Not on a pressure point or anything, simply a tap.Headliner blinks confused before noticing the ink stain you left on her, charging in for a flurry of punches.You block, as before her blows are slow and you tap her a few more times, her shirt stained with your ink as she breaks off the engagement.Each tap representing a moment she left herself open and needs to work on.This continues for a while, you duck under another kick only for her to twist her leg and hit you on the return, you briefly stumbling before catching yourself.So that's one point for her.You can tell from the spar that while Mercenary is relatively headstrong, headliner herself works best with grapples and feints. Shes the sort of technical fighter Lady in Pain is.Eventually however you call it quits, mainly cause you ran out of space on her shirt to stain. You wipe your brow as you back off, Headliner motioning for headliner to hit the showers.You have one last thing you need to think about... well at least before you continue on with the training...If you think about it you should do SOMETHING for your new crew. They are poorly trained, poorly funded, and Cia was just trying to use them to embarrass your millitary. You on the other hand, are well, you. You don't get a general rank without coming to a good degree of finances and you could more then fund this venture. But carrot and the stick is a thing.You want them to EARN these things, if you just gave them everything at once then your just sortof are only rewarding them for loyalty not self improvement.Thats not how you do things. But if your going to help them how are you going to do that?>You got a better gym then this in your house, you can let them train there>They dont seem to be doing well financially, you can pay them a small fee for working under you.>VACATION! You all will have sunday off and you know what Waifu quests need but you don't have? A scene with a hotspring. You can be that change.>Maybe hire a trainer? You know one who wont accidentally poke and kill them? It will certianly take the rng out of it.>Give them cool uniforms to match yours so you can do the gimmick better. At the very least if your going to do it you can make it vague or something, or atleast be unified in it rather then random uniforms that dont match or make sense.>You know what, you should be reward enough, atleast for now, youll table this for when they win a match or something.
>>1939000>>You got a better gym then this in your house, you can let them train there
>>1939000>>They dont seem to be doing well financially, you can pay them a small fee for working under you.
You decide the best thing to do is let them use your gym, after all you bought out your old BCT fort from the Army after you retired.It's amazing the amount of things you afford when you THIS INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED BY THE GLORIOUS NIPPON EMPIRE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSIVE NATIONALISM. IF YOU CAN READ THIS PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL I.G.F. AGENT. HAVE A NICE DAY. You even still have your tank.So the least you can do is let them use your facilities rather then this broken down gym. It's got charm but you also think they may have just occupied a crack house or something. Well your let them know the good news tomorrow, for now...You take a water bottle from the vending machine popping the cap open and pouring it over Mercenary, the woman sputtering away as she blinks at you."D...did I win?" Mercenary asks, hand on her head as you hand her the rest of the bottle. Poor Mercenary. You shake your head as you nudge Major awake, the woman yawning as she stumbled up from her spot on the floor.Alright given that Headliner will be out of the shower soon you have one last thing you think you can do for today as a group. But... what should it be?>More training, you vs the group again. (Play a different character, try to win a unwinnable battle and see if you can Break the Blitzkrieg)>Bonding time, go to the bar and find out about them>Group drills, make them jog again until Major can walk to work without passing out.>Have the group fight EACH OTHER (Pick a character, brawl in this three for all)
>>1941756>Bonding time, go to the bar and find out about them
>>1941756>>Bonding time, go to the bar and find out about them
You motion for the group to sit down, you signing to Ivanna."Betty vants to know vhy you guys are here. Cia said you tried to apply, why aren't you soliders?" Ivanna says as Mercenary raises her hand."Ill go first. She undoes one of her shoes revealing a prosthetic leg. "I lost my leg in a training accident and the army doesn't accept wounded warriors."You can sympathise with that much at least, you nod as you point at Headliner."Vell for me I did not have vee papers for joining this country. Va family snuck in and vhile I vanted to join the army, the army doesn't take noncitizens." Headliner said shrugging. "Vortunately Cia said zat so long as I vork in international agency like WWW, goverment cant deport me. Got me work permit and vuch."Huh, you guess maybe CIA isnt completely utterly a horrible person. Well no she is, but at least she did one good thing.One. Singular. You turn to Major who shrugs. "I got a record, they don't hire felons. And no I'm not talking about it."You blink. Huh, that's... wellYou'll deal with that later."Hey wait." Mercenary asks. "Why don't you tell us anything?"You point to your mouth, smiling as you call it a day, heading back out for a well deserved rest.It is now TUESDAY. You will find out your match and do recording on thursday.Now that was sure long, you may want to hurry up your training to get good.>Continue this way, slowly doing training each day>Engage montage mode, doing one thing and roll for each day till something really important happens
>>1942143>>Engage montage mode, doing one thing and roll for each day till something really important happens
>>1942143>Engage montage mode, doing one thing and roll for each day till something really important happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQSGw0hMd_IYou turn on the radio activating MONTAGE MODE.You can feel your body hasting to the power of sick jams but... what will you do with this power?>Your a leader, plus your pretty much perfect as is. Use your montage powers for good and have a GROUP TRAINING SEMINAR.>Engage in classic Balboa style training to further increase your skill and toughness. Probbably getting you some bonus heat at the start of the fight or even lower rolls to match>Doing fancy kung fu training with some of your old war buddies to learn a new signature move
>>1942582>Your a leader, plus your pretty much perfect as is. Use your montage powers for good and have a GROUP TRAINING SEMINAR.
>>1942582>You're a leader, and pretty much perfect as is. Use your montage powers for good and have a GROUP TRAINING SEMINAR.https://youtu.be/vK4gv11PTI8
>>1942582>>Your a leader, plus your pretty much perfect as is. Use your montage powers for good and have a GROUP TRAINING SEMINAR.
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>>1942582>Engage in classic Balboa style training to further increase your skill and toughness. Probbably getting you some bonus heat at the start of the fight or even lower rolls to match>>1942684Have a good night's sleep Mimikyu.
You send a message to Ivanna, getting the MOE to gather in front of your fort. You quickly walk them through the facillities, from the shooting range to the tank track and finally the obstacle course.You dont even need to tell them what to do, you just whistle and they are on it like a shot.Roll 1d50 for success.
Rolled 10 (1d50)>>1944151Lets go!
Rolled 28 (1d50)>>1944151
Rolled 15 (1d50)>>1944151
Rolled 47 (1d50)>>1944151
>>1944323Nice you needed a win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMDXl36gypwThe team quickly rushes the court, Major trailing behind due to her lower stamina.They arent combat ready by any means but you have to admit they are catching on, they even help Major up on the climbing wall because of her wounded arm. You can tell that while they are still way below you and lady, you can see them make marked improvements from when you first fought them.The group reaches the flag poll, taking it down and reaching the victory flag.You smile despite yourself. Oh yes, you can work with this.>The MOE will now gain improved rolls when fighting in a group>IT IS NOW WENSDAY YOU WILL FIND YOUR MATCH AND DO THE HYPE VIDEOS TOMORROW.>Do some basic millitary training on your own.>Spar with Ivanna to better polish your skills the hard and long way.>Again, your basically perfect. Why not train the MOE again.
>>1944589>>Spar with Ivanna to better polish your skills the hard and long way.
>>1944589>>Spar with Ivanna to better polish your skills the hard and long way.Maybe the troops will learn something through observation.
>>1944589>Spar with Ivanna to better polish your skills the hard and long way.
Well you cant simply just train others the entire week, if you do your skills would get rusty.You sit in the camp's dojo Ivanna walking towards you with a smile as she climbs up the ring, your three students watching nervously."Aw been long time since ve got to fight again." Ivanna says cheerfully as she takes her coat off, the ring's turnbuckle audibly creaking under the sheer weight of the gadgets and tools hidden in its pockets.This can be tricky. Ivanna may be weaker then you but she DID get second in that tournament that got you the www contract. And shes combat ready.Plus she cheats. Like, a lot. Which is fine cause wars not a honor system and no disqualification IS a thing you expect to have to do. But still.>Game now will use fight rules, remember points and successes are based on MATCHED rolls not high rolls.>Get in quickly with some of that cqc you taught Headliner.>Back up, wait for Ivanna to extend herself, then attack>Go for a big move early on to keep the momentum out of her hands.
>>1944850>>Get in quickly with some of that cqc you taught Headliner.
>>1944850>Get in quickly with some of that cqc you taught Headliner.
Roll 1d8s I have to go see dunkirk.
Rolled 6 (1d8)>>1945054
Rolled 3 (1d8)>>1945054
Rolled 2 (1d8)>>1945054
Rolled 1 (1d8)>>1945054
Rolled 3 (1d8)>>1945054Rollin'.
You rush Ivanna with a elbow, the radio operator ducking under with her own jab just in time for you to lift your knee and catch the arm in a pincher.She chokes back a yelp as the other fist goes straight to your face, making you hear a dull ringing as you move forward, limiting Ivannas abbility to hit you with proximity as you wait for your head to clear, delivering your own short blows in exchange with hers.You manage to see clearly just in time to block a head shot.Your getting a lot of good hits in, especially when she fails to notice the leg hook you got her in that sends her to the floor. More importantly you also got her away from that damned coat of tricks. However your head hurts and its going to hurt a lot more if you dont get Ivanna down quickly.>Take advantage of her prone position to do a pin>Get a submission hold on her>Do a turnbuckle move
( I also got work tomorrow so we wont be running till late. But hey this saturdays my birthday thats coo)
>>1946676>Take advantage of her prone position to do a pin
>>1946676>>Get a submission hold on her
Okay time to hit them where it hurts.Please roll a 1d20 for this submission roll.Unlike pins this simply gets contested by MY roll and the difference between the two adds to a agony bar that when it hits 100 she taps out.Or something im still freestyling this.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1949959
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1949959
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1949959Here we go
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1949959Break!
Rolled 1 (1d10)Alright give me a small bit, writing with that 19
You grab her arm, bending your spin back with the arm as Ivanna screams scrambling for the ropes as you hold on your grip.You tug and tug as you wear down Ivannas energy before she finally kicks out just before you started getting worried.You let go as Ivanna scrambles up, her arm dangling limply. You think its not broken or dislocated, but shes certainly not going to be swinging with that arm.You think. You served with Ivanna for over 30 years and shes always tripped you up SOMEHOW.>Brawl, you got two arms she got one!>Use your fancy moves, like your panzerstrum>Bounce off the ropes and hit her with a Howitzer
>>1950463>Bounce off the ropes and hit her with a Howitzer
>>1950463>>Use your fancy moves, like your panzerstrum
>>1950463>Use your fancy moves, like your panzerstrum
>>1950463>>Brawl, you got two arms she got one!
>>1950463>>Bounce off the ropes and hit her with a Howitzer
Roll... a 1d12 on using a fancy howitzer i guess.
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Ya made it! Hooray. Now to figure out some fancy move.
You glare at Ivanna, pointing at her as you start your run, the mat echoing each stomp of your foot like it was a rain of debris.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgT8FpJbPYIvanna barely has time to even try to get out of the way, barely backing up before you crash your shoulder into her, the woman sent flying...Literally you see as you land, feet first, watching Ivanna rocket towards the ropes, her feet arent even touching the ground. Unable to control her ascent Ivanna bounces off the lariat, the ropes creaking as you halt the recoil with a lariat, Ivanna falling to the floor more like a limp dishrag then a body.You stare down at the slumped over figure of your pupil... maybe you should stop now?>Stop>Keep fighting>Just wait for her to get up then go back to going.
You back up, deciding you had enough of this fight, after all shes down and there is no way she's getting-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNMYou crash to the floor as Ivanna sweeps your leg out from under you, the solider picking herself up, spitting red on the floor as she stumbles up, stomping on you in a desperate attempt to keep you down."Ivanna vill not, fall, so easy." The woman spits, panting.Shes on her last ropes while your just off your first one, but right now your face is having a hard time explaining to her boot that you are infact winning.>Roll 1d6 to knock her off you
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Sorry about yesterday guys, I drank like one beer too fast and pretty much passed out.I hold liquor like a anime character.
>>1959382No problem, yo
You withstand the barrage of kicks, grunting as you push her off you, Ivanna stumbling backwards as you rise back up to your feet.You glare at Ivanna, the woman swaying as she stumbles towards her jacket, fiddling in the pockets for something.This... could be bad.>Stop the fight now, before either of you do something you regret>Tackle her before she uses anything in that coat.>Go for your own coat and get your riding crop, match dirty for dirty.
>>1959703>Tackle her before she uses anything in that coat
Well we waited long enough, 1d9
Rolled 4 (1d9)>>1960082>>Stop the fight now, before either of you do something you regret
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Rolled 1 (1d9)>>1959703>>Go for your own coat and get your riding crop, match dirty for dirty.Just like in war. Good times!
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Looks like you guys didnt get a match oh dear.
>>1960408And looks like you didnt get a popular quest oh dear
>>1960434WWW quest is cancelled, I need to go make a pornographic naruto quest now.Also i need to sleep
>>1960471Really hope you're being sarcastic.
>>1960480Of course i am.Naruto's outdated now, all the cool cats want Voltron... again.DESU a mech quest would be fun. But i dont want people to look at mine and go "Why is he not fucking 20 women"? Because expectations have been set.Also cause i feel image finding will be a bitch. And i already have 3 quests.
>>1960487>3 questsDamn, mimikyu.