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Twitter: @The_Renexizious

Discord: https://discord.gg/BbzTura

Character Sheet(Full!):https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU
Character Sheet (Renexizious Only!): https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xgNKMzLUZS9L05DUCxmsvuYs-bGPIRpQsFv5k7oaBBk

You, of course, decide to treat best doggo to the greatest steak of his life. After all, he's family, and this is supposed to be family vacation, right? The waitstaff doesn't exactly seem pleased to see a fire-dribbling dog trot into their steakhouse, and don't seem to exactly buy your half-muttered excuse about him being a 'service dog', but in the end, relent under your angry stare. Blondie hops up into a chair, and paws at a menu on the table. He seems to be giving you a look as he paws at the biggest, juiciest looking steak on the menu, while looking at you with large, begging eyes...

>Order him the biggest steak. He's worth it!
>Order him a more modest, medium sized steak. You're not here to break the bank.
>Order him a small steak. He's out at a steakhouse, getting a steak, isn't that reward enough?
>Write-in
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>>1962635
>Order him a small steak. He's out at a steakhouse, getting a steak, isn't that reward enough?
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>>1962635
>>Order him a more modest, medium sized steak. You're not here to break the bank.
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>>1962635

>Order him a more modest, medium sized steak. You're not here to break the bank.
>>
You order Blondi a medium sized steak, and he seems a bit disappointed, but still barks happily.

Blondi and you kind of hang out for the next half hour, eating steak slowly. By yourself.

It's kind of sad, but at least your doing it with Blondi, you guess.

Blondi however, seems really, really happy after eating the steak, and you think he really appreciates you putting time into this...

So of course, soon after this, you begin to drive home, and he hangs his face out a window... Dripping some lava onto the road... Oh well.

Eventually, you get back home early, and go up to your apartment. Blondi of course, runs inside and jumps onto the couch, his usual perching spot since you've been here... Liz seems to have left a note telling you she's gone to church for a few hours.

You head to the bedroom to undress, and you notice something on the bed...

...Elizabeth's diary.

Hm.

Actions

>...Maybe take a peek inside.
>...No, no... You shouldn't do this.
>Write-in
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>>1964151
>...Maybe take a peek inside.
Y E S
E
S
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>>1964151
>>...Maybe take a peek inside.
>>
...

You of course, open it up.

How much do you want to read?

>Skip to the embarrassing parts.
>Skip to maybe what she likes?
>Skip to what she thinks?
>Skip to maybe fantasies or something?
>Write-in
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>>1964208
>>Write-in
Let's she what she wishes she could change.
>>
>>1964208
>Skip to the embarrassing parts.
>Skip to maybe fantasies or something?
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can learn anything.

+3 for trying to think how much Liz is going to kill you...
+2 for wondering what Liz likes...
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1964330
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1964330
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1964330
Skip to these parts >>1964236
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>>1964330
>how much Liz would kill us for this
She’d obviously tell us how disappointed she is, and rightfully so, and probably do something later on like undercut us as pay back. Something like not making meals for us and trying to take over Sweden.

>what Liz likes
With her Britophilia and knack for collecting historical artifacts, she’s probably a LARPer. She may want to live in a medieval-esque Britain like in Arthurian legend. That and to be the best mum possible.
>>
13+4=17

You of course, open the book up, and begin to read intently.

...You skip around, and find yourself at the embarrassing parts.

Dear diary.

Hopefully today I'll be able to get some peace and quiet... As much as I love the kids and Renexizious, I like having some time to myself. So of course, I think I finally found my opportunity... Renexizious is no doubt exhausted from the flight, and probably isn't going to try and be lewd or anything, and probably go right to sleep... So of course, I asked around the hotel staff a bit for any nearby book stores, and it seems there's a comic books store nearby... Of course, it's not really ideal, but it's something to read... Even if it's a bit childish...

God, I really hope Ren doesn't actually find the stash... I'd prefer not to be caught reading childish fantasy books. By the way, future self, in case you can't remember, I put most of the comics in the hotel staff room.

This entry continues a bit, talking about how absolutely adorable you and Blondi were, and she seems to really want to get Elslif to like her more, as she feels a bit "left out"...

She seems to feel like none of the kids really bond with her, and slightly avoid her too, and prefer you. It seems to upset her a bit, but she's sure that eventually a few will absolutely love her. Eventually.

Actions

>Continue reading embarrassing entries.
>Skip to the fantasies, of course.
>Write-in
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>>1965393
>Skip to the fantasies, of course.
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>>1965393
>>Skip to the fantasies, of course.
>>
By the way, if you guys want to, you can just skip the entire book.

>Skip diary. You shouldn't read this.
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>>1965878
>>Skip diary. You shouldn't read this.
>>
Defaulting to skip to fantasies.

As you page throughout the book, you notice what seems to be a tiny map in the middle of it.

It seems to be a map of Europe, with a pointed arrow reaching from Stockholm to Netherlands.

...Hm.

Actions

>Continue onto fantasies.
>...Maybe read this entry? This could be interesting.
>Write-in
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>>1965926
>...Maybe read this entry? This could be interesting.
>>
>>1965926
>>...Maybe read this entry? This could be interesting.
>>
You of course, decide to read this entry...

Well, diary, I have a feeling Renexizious for some reason, has more interest in me then my words.

Of course, I'm not angry at him, just a bit disappointed. I try to talk to him about a very, very serious topic, and he focuses more on how I look then actually paying attention to me! I ask him if maybe, we should send some of the slaves back to the Netherlands since no one really likes the idea of us trying to enslave an entire country, but he just nodded along...

Anyways, with, or without his 100% admission, I plan to at least try to send a few home and apologize about the whole "enslaving them and their countryfolk" thing, since I feel like there's far, far too many slaves. They live in poor conditions anyways, and we can in all honesty, just hire servants who are far more loyal, and won't poison me, my children, or my Ren.

So of course, before the Dutch get any more angry, I'm taking them back to the Netherlands to make sure that the UN and NATO see that maybe we're not that bad... Hopefully, I'm not really expecting much beyond just doing the right thing, and keeping my husband's habit of eyeballing others down...

The rest of the page seems to be her feelings about slavery, which is quite low, actually, and she seems to have slowly gone back to wanting them gone... Apparently she seems uncomfortable about the idea of having slaves with so much free will all over the place, only to serve food and drink, and seems to think that they deserve better conditions, and even most of them be freed due to converting to Christianity...

...It seems she's taken the route of smuggling them out too, every month on the last day... And she said she was going out to see friends!

You can't help but feel angry, and quite betrayed over this...

Actions

>...Try to resist falling to your emotions, and try to calm yourself. (Try to avoid an emotion roll! Do note, this relies on your Wisdom, and there's a counter-roll!)
>...Fuck it, your gut will tell you what to do. (More control over what gets chosen on the emotion roll.)
>Write-in
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>>1965993
>...Try to resist falling to your emotions, and try to calm yourself. (Try to avoid an emotion roll! Do note, this relies on your Wisdom, and there's a counter-roll!)
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>>1965993
>>...Try to resist falling to your emotions, and try to calm yourself. (Try to avoid an emotion roll! Do note, this relies on your Wisdom, and there's a counter-roll!)
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Roll me a single 1d20+1 (-2 from anger

+2 for trying to not be too pissed off about this...
+2 for trying to think about Elizabeth's side on this, and try to be pissed she's putting safety ahead of slaves.
+1 for either regretting or being grateful you read Liz's dairy?
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Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1966060
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Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1966060
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Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1966060
OKay. Deep breaths in and out. She's our wife mother of our kids and all that we shouldn't start getting enraged at her. And we also have to understand she's a soft hearted person of course she isn't going to take well to people being mis-treated and we never bothered about helping with their living conditions did we? That kinda fell on us.

At teh very least we read this and understood how she felt. Better then all the slaves disappearing and us having a fit
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

12+6=18

Renexizious manages to take some breaths in and out, but still feels angry...

You'll have greater control over what gets chosen on the emotion roll, and bad results will be softened.

1-40=Renexizious calms down fully, and resumes to reading, holding no ill will against Liz..
40-50=Renexizious tries to continue reading, but will be frustrated for some time.
51-70=Renexizious will attempt his best to read, but will be angry at Liz for some time.
71-90=Renexizious will be angry enough he'll leave the house, and actively find a way to vent his anger, such as drinking or otherwise getting in a fight or something.
91-100=Renexizious is angry enough he confronts Liz!
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Renexizious of course, can't help but be angry, and wants to find something to lash out on.

Don't have him interact with Elizabeth or anyone you like unless you like opinion drops..

...What do?

>...Try to calm yourself by finding things she loves or likes about you. Maybe that will reduce your anger.
>...Find some more incriminating evidence against Elizabeth... She's no doubt been doing things behind your back. (...Try to scrounge for evidence about whatever she might be doing! If nothing turns up, Renexizious will be much calmer and a bit more happy, but if he finds something, he'll be even more angry, but at least you know...)
>...Try your best to read fantasies now... Your very, very best..
>Stop reading entirely.
>Write-in
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>>1966127
>...Try to calm yourself by finding things she loves or likes about you. Maybe that will reduce your anger.
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>>1966127
>...Try to calm yourself by finding things she loves or likes about you. Maybe that will reduce your anger.
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can find anything.

+3 if you can assume what she'd better like and love about you...
+2 if you can try to think about what you love and like about her...
+1 for trying to vent frustration.
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1966165
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Critical Success

Renexizious reads the diary, and from front to back, there's constantly praise, admiration, and certainly attraction towards him. From the very beginning, when she first married you she was quite unsure and even afraid of you that you might leave, and now, she's fallen heels over head in love with you... She's certainly devoted, that's for sure...

...You can't help but cheer up a bit...

You also find a summary of what Elizabeth loves about you.

Good
>Tries to be a good father... At least he tries!
>...Amazing in bed.
>...Constantly flatters me with attention, even if it's overly lustful at times.
>Certainly cares about me, and does plenty of things to prove his love!
>Is a great cook... Really, really good!
>...Once you get past the somewhat lacking personality once in a while, he's at heart a very interesting individual.
>Cute accent!
>Interesting friends!

>...Has a habit of talking in his sleep about world conquest, worldwide slavery, and cuddling me... It's a bit concerning, but cute... Also feels nice to know that he plans for me to be at the top, with him.
>...He's very protective of me! I've seen him beat up someone just for staring a second too long... (...But still, so strange he tends to be attracted to others if he cherishes me so much...)
>...He'd never leave me. I know this.
>...Really, really nicely toned.
>...Overwhelmingly smart... Though I am a bit smarter and wiser at times...

Cons

>...He has a habit of eyeballing other girls... Doesn't he know that I'm far more attractive then they can even dream to be?
>...Is a bit overly violent at times, and easily provoked...
>...Has a habit of eating people for no real reason besides being annoyed.
>...I have to get him to spice up the relationship, and he doesn't really have a lot of imitative when it comes to it...
>...He has far too many slaves.
>Catholic... But at least he doesn't preach to me about it. Maybe one day he'll be Anglican.
>...Hard to change his mind from lust once in a while... Not that I mind, but still, he keeps saying he wants less kids but can't help himself... Am I really that attractive?
>Tends to have favorites among the kids...
>...Tends to complain when I have too many kids, like it's not his fault for wanting to have sex so often... (...Though I'm not really complaining... Both about the sex and the kids!)

She seems, even with quite a few things she dislikes, to utterly be in love with you...

You can't help but calm down...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you find anything else useful or interesting.

+2 for thinking of all Elizabeth's pros and cons...
+2 for also maybe being flattered by what she thinks of you, and how you could maybe change a bit for her?
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1966237
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1966237
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14+4=18

You find, buried later in Liz's diary, what seems to be a... Plan?

So far, I can't figure out how that crown is supposed to work, in the attic. Mother gave it to me in her will, but still, it seems to not truly work... Perhaps one must look the part of a Byzantine? I'm not sure, but perhaps my husband would known an answer..

You look down further in the entry.

...Still though, maybe I should consult some archaeologists first...

You read a bit more.

...I think I might know what is causing it to not work. Apparently, the crown itself requires all the artifacts to work properly... Still though, what else could there be?

...Strange. It seems most of these artifacts seem to have vanished... Apparently disappeared from Byzantine record. The crown itself is false too, on closer inspection! Some of the archaeologists suggest that they might of been stolen by something... But who could even break into the most secure vault, secured underground and guarded behind some of Byzantium's finest troops?

Hm...

Actions

>Read some other interesting things...
>Close the book.
>Try to read her fantasies now, of course.
>Find more embarrassing things....
>Write-in
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>>1966983
>>Close the book.
>>
>>1966983
>Try to read her fantasies now, of course.
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>>1966983
>Close the book.
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>>1966983

>Try to read her fantasies now, of course.
>>
Rolling in 15 minutes anons.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Close
2=Read fantasies
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...You hear as you open to her wild fantasies, the door to the hotel room opens... You might be compromised if you aren't fast... But you must read this! It's too interesting not to!

>Send Blondi to distract Liz!
>Hide in the bathroom!
>Jump down your hotel's balcony to the downstair's neighbor's room!
>Write-in
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>>1967354
>Send Blondi to distract Liz!
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>>1967354
>>Send Blondi to distract Liz!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if Blondi can distract Liz.

Blondi, because you got him a medium steak, does it after a headpat.

+3 for somehow getting Blondi to distract Liz!
>>
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1967447
>Blondi jumps onto Liz with a running tackle and begins licking her face. His mass pushing her too the ground as his warm tongue undoes her make up
>Oh no! Ren can't see her bear face!
>>
Allowing samefagging if Blondi can find a way to lure Liz away!
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1967492
>Blondi nabs whatever may be in Liz's possession and runs away
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1967447
>>
9+9=18

Blondi runs int, knocking Liz down and licking her all over, and she slightly laughs, until you hear her sigh...

"God, now I'll have to put on a new dress Blondi, and new lipstick.."

She begins to walk, her heavy half-dragon self coming up to the door, with your diary still in your hands.

Actions

>Rush into the restroom!
>Lock the door!
>Throw the diary out the window!
>Write-in
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>>1967583
>>Write-in
>surprise kiss Liz
>surprise sex
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>>1967583
Surprise sexy time
>>
Roll me a 1d20-3 to see if you can sex Liz somehow.

+3 for being suddenly romantic as soon as she opens the door!
+2 for a draconic pick up line!
+1 for hiding the book somewhere...
>>
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1967669
"Oh hey there babe. I've eaten steak and I'm ready to meat you."
>Nobody said it had to be a good one
"Are you a maiden? Cause I'm going to abduct you!"
>We should have read the fantasies!
>Before Liz can respond to the cringe, she's quieted as a forked tongue is shoved down her neck
>Uh, uh, throw the book under the bed!
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1967669
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can also try to think of an interesting form to use, and use a pick up line regarding your form!
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1967731
>turn into a dragontaur
"It's about to go down like the sun in Constantinople."
>>
Barbaric or no?

>Yes.
>No.
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>>1967836
>>Yes.
>>
>>1967836

>Yes.

Barbaric tumbling solves everything?
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons..

+3 for barbarically taking her, and seducing her!
+2 for barbaric pick up lines!
+1 for barbarically showing off!
+1 for of course, memeing BBM slightly.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1967887
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Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1967887
"RUUUUGH!"
>In an far Eastern Land, that is the minotaur way of declaring that maddening bovine love their significant other. Scholars believe that this is where the minotaur may have been convinced
"Moohooo!"
>he says grabbing her. Preparing the ultimate maneuver of love. known as the labyrinth of Minos
>he picks her up. Unlike some limp neck normies. He's showing off what he can do. He's gonna slam her down like 30 elves
"URLURLURLURL!"
>>
Allowing samefagging for of course, reassuring Liz that she'll be 100% fine.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1967966
"I'm going to love you softly my dear."
>he says while gently lowing her onto the bed
>This building is going to rock so hard that there's it's going to be on the ricktor scale
>>
12+7=19

As you of course, take Elizabeth up in your arms, she of course, struggles for a bit.

"Ren, unhand me!"

"What? I'm simply going to love you softly, my dear." You say, giving her a clear wink...

"...Ren, can you cool your lust?"

"Oh come on. What's the worst that can happen?"

"...I'm pregnant, firstly, Ren."

...Right...

"Come on..."

"...Besides, I was going to ask if you wanted to take the kids and me out to the pool, later."

"...There's a pool?"

"...Yes? You didn't know?"

You scratch the back of your head a bit awkwardly...

"...But first, I need to get dressed... Or did you want to stay here?"

"...Well, I was going to..."

"...Ren, I'm sorry, but no sex... Besides, with a form that huge, I'd be bedridden for days..."

She of course, goes to put on some new clothes...

Roll me a 1d20 to see if you hid the book in a good spot.

+2 for ideas where you hid it!
+2 for continuing to try and be charming in a much less... Aggressive way.
+1 if you can insist on going out to the pool or staying home?
>>
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1968082
>Was it in her purse? Did I throw it under her bed
>Oh right, I put it behind the dresser! She'll think it fell when she moved it
>We don't need to sex her, we've managed to make her distracted
"sure..I can watch the kids. A dip sounds nice right now."
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1968082
>>
18+5=23

De Facto Failure for using thoughts.

Elizabeth seems a bit suspicious by your thoughts...

"...What fell behind the dresser?"

SHIT.

Actions

>Bullshit your way out of this!
>...Sex, try to do that, quickly.
>BLONDI NEEDS TO FUCKING HELP YOU RIGHT NOW!
>Write-in
>Write-in
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>>1968142
Do nothing. Just let things take their course
>>
>>1968142
>>BLONDI NEEDS TO FUCKING HELP YOU RIGHT NOW!
>>
>>1968142

>BLONDI NEEDS TO FUCKING HELP YOU RIGHT NOW!
>>
Welp, time to see if Blondi can come in for the save.

Roll me 1d20+3 (+1 from medium steak earlier) to see if he can indeed save you.

+2 if he can find a way to distract Liz!
+1 for trying to distract Liz too!
>>
Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1968881
>Let's see if Blondi can steal the diary! go boy go!
"What are you doing Blondi?!"
>says a lying Ren
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1968881
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Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1968881

>Blondie attempts an operation never before attempted on a live subject: Panty Retrieval, while the panties in question are still being worn! This includes having to knock Liz over for easier panty-removal shenanigans.
>Ren 'accidently' bumps the dresser while 'trying' to tug Blondie off of Liz's lower abdomen, knocking many of the objects on to the floor. "Whoops! Blondie, down boy, down! I know you're excited to see Liz and all, but we're making a mess in here! Go on now boy, scoot, I've got to help Liz clean this up now!" As we escort Blondie out of the room by his collar, whisper in his ear "Good boy, good job saving my bacon again. You're the bestest boy."
>>
Critical Success!

...Blondi of course, is not only good boy, but bestest boy, as he subtly slips Liz's... Undergarment off, and it isn't until it's entirely pulled off that that she notices, turns around, and trips on the ground, and Blondi runs off...

You quickly grab the journal, and stuff it in your pants as Liz tries to get up... So of course, you help her up.

"...God, why does Blondi do that all the time! Not to mention while I'm in front of you!"

"Don't worry about it... Besides, you look cute without them on."

"...Oh come on, you and your lewd compliments..."

"Well, to be fair, you look good without anything on..."

...She can't help but blush a bit, complimented and a bit embarrassed...

You notice Blondi comes in, wagging his tail, and is... Scooting a coupon. By his nose. Trying his best not to burn it.

He scoots it over to the corner of the room, and slips out again...

You go to the other side of the room... And notice the coupon's to a... Well, an Italian place. She loves Italian food!

Actions

>...Take her out suddenly! As a way to apologize for trying to force sex slightly... And as a personal apology to yourself for reading her diary.
>No, no... Now's not the time...
>Write-in
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>>1969006
>>...Take her out suddenly! As a way to apologize for trying to force sex slightly... And as a personal apology to yourself for reading her diary.
>>
>>1969006


>...Take her out suddenly! As a way to apologize for trying to force sex slightly... And as a personal apology to yourself for reading her diary.

Bestest boy, indeed.
>>
You of course, reach over to grab the coupon...
And notice that Blondi has inched some flowers pulled from a vase out...

Oh boy.

There's better things you can use your luck on besides women, you overgrown newt...

Roll me a 1d20+6 for how much opinion you get!

+3 for being romantic!
+2 for apologizing for maybe being a bit forceful earlier!
+1 for of course, mentioning how you'll treat her to a great time!
+1 for also thinking how to pay Blondi back for this.
+1 for being salty towards Quoth.
>>
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1969040
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Rolled 19 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1969040
"Well Liz sorry about the sudden surprise...You just know how my urges can get. I'm so itchy without a gold to sleep up, but I thought that...
>he pulls out a coupon
"Dinner, just us, would be nice instead. It would be so sparkling. And perhaps....we can get take out."
>thinks of getting any leftovers to blondi
>>
Crit Success!

...Choose one!

>Liz completely forgives you for the diary!
>...Sex later?
>+15 opinion!
>>
>>1969054

>Liz completely forgives you for the diary!
>>
>>1969108
>>+15 opinion!
We're gonna need this.
>>
>>1969108
>Liz completely forgives you for the diary!
>>
You of course, tell Elizabeth about the diary...

She seems to forgive you, though chastises you to not look at it again...

She also gives you a kiss, and you can tell she thinks you probably only took a tiny peek at it.

She gives you kiss too.
Just because she likes the fact you told her.

+5 Opinion.

Now, with that done...

Do you want to take anyone to dinner with you?

>Yes!
>No!
>Take Blondi! (...You'll have to convince Liz.)
>Write-in
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>>1969177
>No!
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>>1969177

>No!
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>>1969177
>>No!
>also skip date
>>
No.

Now, roll me a 1d20+4 for how well the date goes.

+3 for trying to trying to joke about the diary a bit, and make it seem casual!
+2 if you can be really thankful she forgave you fully for it.
+1 for also being romantic during the date.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1969225
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1969225
>>
Critical Failure.

I'll let anons use Elizabeth's Scottish Rage...

>Yes.
>No
>>
Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1969225

>"You know, maybe you should get one of those cute little locking diaries, that way if it falls down, it won't pop open. We can get you one with a little heart-shaped lock, you'll love it. I know, we can get matching ones for you, Elysif and Emma, it'll be so adorable!"
>She believed me, and didn't press further, thank God, thank God, I'm not going to get skinned alive and turned into a pair of boots.
>Demand a private, secluded booth, with candlelight, and order her favorite foods for her. Make small talk about what to do tomorrow with the kids. Compliment her on her looks, ask how her make-up project is going.
>>
>>1969292

>Yes
>>
>>1969292
Yeah
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if Liz can barbarically make this the best date possible.
+3 for scaring the waiters off and forcing them to give Liz and Ren the best possible time!
+2 if Elizabeth can of course, be very, very charming towards Ren and seduce him a bit.
+1 for also trying to show up Ren and show off your more assertive self. (+1 if Ren can find it funny.)
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1969322
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Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1969322
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Rolled 13 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1969322
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13+10=23

Elizabeth and you have a very passionate, and overall very romantic dinner...

Just curious, since Elizabeth is so nice...

Change the flavor of Scottish Rage?

>Change to Redemption, which instead of being a full on rage, Elizabeth become ultra-nice/a bit maternal.
>Write-in for ideas on flavor.
>Keep Scottish Rage.
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>>1969444
>>Change to Redemption, which instead of being a full on rage, Elizabeth become ultra-nice/a bit maternal.
>>
>>1969444
>Keep Scottish Rage.
>>
>>1969444

>Write-in for ideas on flavor.

Royal Frenzy: Instead of acting like a collection of lowbrow Scottish stereotypes, she acts more royal and queenly.
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>>1969479
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>>1969444
>Keep Scottish Rage.
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>>1969479
This
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Royal Freny does indeed work.

Eventually, you begin to drive Elizabeth home...

...Elizabeth and you drive along for a good bit... Until Elizabeth comes down with... Well, to you, seems to be some sweating, and overall, seems to be... Sick?

"Liz? Everything alright?"

"Y-yes... Just... Give me a moment..."

...Elizabeth's psychic abillities has slightly manifested itself a bit...

Choose.

>Clarivoyant. (Elizabeth gains precognition, and can predict into the future, and at times, retrocognition. (ELIZABETH GETS TZEENTCHIAN CORRUPTION FROM THIS. Elizabeth's psychic abilities take more of a "learner")
>Psychic Influence (Elizabeth's psychic influence grows, to the point she can leave a lasting footprint on people's minds about her, and can learn about other people simply by tapping into their heads. (Elizabeth gets a moderate amount of Tzeentchian corruption, and Elizabeth will be able to permanently influence people regarding her, and also learn about them...)
>Psychic Assault (Elizabeth can now attack certain parts of the brain of other psychics... Alongside being able to track them far more easily. (Elizabeth can fight far more effectively against other psychics, and can track them down. Additionally, she gets more psychic upgrades the more psychics she noms.)
>??? (Lose a bit of Tzeentchian Corruption.)
>>
>>1971383
>>Psychic Influence (Elizabeth's psychic influence grows, to the point she can leave a lasting footprint on people's minds about her, and can learn about other people simply by tapping into their heads. (Elizabeth gets a moderate amount of Tzeentchian corruption, and Elizabeth will be able to permanently influence people regarding her, and also learn about them...)
>>
>>1971383
>Psychic Assault (Elizabeth can now attack certain parts of the brain of other psychics... Alongside being able to track them far more easily. (Elizabeth can fight far more effectively against other psychics, and can track them down. Additionally, she gets more psychic upgrades the more psychics she noms.)
>>
Rolling in 15 minutes anons.
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>>1971383

>Clarivoyant. (Elizabeth gains precognition, and can predict into the future, and at times, retrocognition. (ELIZABETH GETS TZEENTCHIAN CORRUPTION FROM THIS. Elizabeth's psychic abilities take more of a "learner")
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>>1971383
>Psychic Assault (Elizabeth can now attack certain parts of the brain of other psychics... Alongside being able to track them far more easily. (Elizabeth can fight far more effectively against other psychics, and can track them down. Additionally, she gets more psychic upgrades the more psychics she noms.)
>>
>>1971383
>Psychic Assault (Elizabeth can now attack certain parts of the brain of other psychics... Alongside being able to track them far more easily. (Elizabeth can fight far more effectively against other psychics, and can track them down. Additionally, she gets more psychic upgrades the more psychics she noms.)
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Psychic Assault wins.

Elizabeth's intelligence stat is what contributes to her psychic attacks!

Also...

...Gwynevere and Estellise now have a minor psychic presence.

Choose for what path they should go down.

>Clarivoyant. (Gwynevere or Estellise learns only precognition.)
>Psychic Influence (Gwynevere or Estellise's psychic influence grows, and can learn about other people simply by tapping into their head.)
>??? (Choose either Gwynevere or Estelllise.)
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>>1971521
>>Psychic Influence (Gwynevere or Estellise's psychic influence grows, and can learn about other people simply by tapping into their head.)
>>
>>1971542
Specify either Gwyn or Estellise.
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>>1971521
Psychic influence for Estelle
Clairvoyant for Gwynevere
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>>1971653
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Alright.

Elizabeth stops sweating and seems to calm down, and eventually both of you get home...

She of course, seems exhausted, suffering from fatigue... She tries to stand up out of the car, but very nearly trips and falls...

"Is something wrong, Elizabeth?"

"...I... I just... I just feel so weak right now..."

You lean down, and begin to help your wife to the elevator, which begins to go up to your room...

The kids of course, are making so, so much noise up here. You hear music coming from Renexizia and Elslifs room, A rough-house pillow fight in Aulus, William, and Maria Emma's room... And of course, nothing really coming from Svana's and Charlemagne's room... Dan's room is also quiet, and it seems that Claw and Pragius aren't doing much.

You head inside, and help your wife to bed, and she seems exhausted...

"...Ren?'

"Yes?"

"...Do we have any painkillers? My head... Ugh... It feels like someone's taken a jackhammer to it. Then the ears... God, it feels like someone's scratching a blackboard with claws..."

"...I'll see what I can do Liz..."

"...Could you also maybe take the kids out? To the pool... I was going to try and teach them to swim once everyone wasn't down there..."

Elizabeth seems easily weak and fatigue...

Actions

>...Tell her no, and that until she feels better, you'll be right beside her!
>...Tell her that yes, you'll go and take the kids to the pool and cover for her.
>Write-in
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>>1972204
>>...Tell her that yes, you'll go and take the kids to the pool and cover for her.
>>
>>1972204
>...Tell her that yes, you'll go and take the kids to the pool and cover for her.
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You of course, give her a kiss, and tell her that yes, you'll take care of the kids for her...

She thanks you, and you make sure to bring her a cup of water and painkillers.

You of course, knock on Aulus's door, and also go to get Elslif, and of course, take them eagerly to the pool.

Of course, you go down to the pool, and find it luckily abandoned by most of the humans... Though of course, you get some odd looks due to your large, imposing half-dragon self, and your two little kids, both also in half-dragon form.

Of course, since it's almost night, you take one of the seats (which are far too small for you, so your forced to take about three to sit comfortably and fit your body...

So of course, you look at what Elizabeth gave you for instructions..
.
A: Put sunscreen on the kids. (...3 Layers works best, along with putting on a flotation jacket!)
B: Take the kids to the little baby part of the pool!
C: Get them a reward at that comfortable little bar and grill for them going out of their comfort zone!

...Elizabeth seems to have slightly taken the route of being overprotective on this...

Actions

>Take Elizabeth's protective advice...
>...The kids need to learn! Not just float around... That's boring. Teach them how to swim like the daredevil father you are!
>...Just take them to the grill and claim that you taught them how to swim.
>Write-in
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>>1972297
>>Take Elizabeth's protective advice...
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>>1972297
>Take Elizabeth's protective advice...
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Roll me a 1d20+4 for teaching your kids to swim.

+2 for being a bit over protective of your kids.
+2 if you can of course, try to have fun with them and make them have fun!
+1 if your half-dragon family can try to not scare off the humans.
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1972417
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1972417
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13+4=17

Aulus seems bored, but Elslif seems to be having a delightful time with you...

"Dad, this is stupid." Aulus says, annoyed.

"Hey, you know what your mom says. Besides, your little sister needs to get the ropes."

He seems impatient, and seems to want to go to the big pool rather then this tiny one...

"Can I at least have a watergun?"

"A watergun?"

"Yeah! You know, one of those gun things that shoots water!"

Actions

>...I'll do something better. A watergun, AND we go to the big pool. (Aulus will absolutely love this.)
>...Fine, we can go to the big pool... (...Be warned that Aulus and Elslif don't really know how to swim entirely yet... But Aulus probably would like it!)
>If I get you a watergun, will you stop complaining?
>...We're staying here. Your mom doesn't feel good, and I'm not in the mood to take chances.
>Write-in
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>>1973215
>...I'll do something better. A watergun, AND we go to the big pool. (Aulus will absolutely love this.)
We need to be good to Aulus.
>>
You of course, get up, and take your son and daughter to a small little store by the pool, selling things like tubes and water guns.

You of course, buy your son a water gun, and he runs off excitedly, with a grin on his face...

+10 opinion from Aulus.

Elslif however wants two things.

"I wanna have that raft!"

"Raft, little one?"

"Yeah! The one with the giraffe!"

She points towards a box, with an inflatable raft... You know, the kind you put around your belly and float on... Complete with a giraffe's head, of course, mounted on it.

"Can I have it daddy?"

"Well..."

"Pleeeeeasseee?"

She smiles hopefully, bearing her large teeth in the best smile she can possibly do...

God, she's adorable.

Actions

>...That's not enough for your little princess. Get her one a floating castle. She'd love it.
>...Fine, you'll get Elslif the little cute raft thing, with the giraffe's head on it...
>...No, your fine. Besides, you might drift over to the deep end or something.
>>
>>1973263
>...Fine, you'll get Elslif the little cute raft thing, with the giraffe's head on it...
>>
You of course, buy that for her.

"Can I also have stickers?"

"...I mean, well, sure."

Oh, and also stickers. You hand them off to her, and she runs eagerly off to the pool...

Of course, you keep an eye on them, as they stick on the short end...

...Not that I suggest leaving the kids by their lonesome, but I have a feeling we can meet some fairly important people at a place like this...

Hm.

Actions

>...Maybe you should just go to the pool's bar and drink a bit... Maybe hit on some women too, it can't hurt... (Mess around like a degenerate.)
>...Keep a close eye on the kids, and play with them. (Be a good dad.)
>...Well, Solaire is somewhat right... Make plans for tomorrow to go down to the pool, and see if you can make important friends.
>Write-in
>>
>>1973329
>...Keep a close eye on the kids, and play with them. (Be a good dad.)
>>
You of course, keep a close watch on the kids...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you get any more relation boosts among the kids...

+3 if you can have fun with Elslif.
+3 for playing with Aulus!
+2 for also being really fucking annoyed at this tiny pool. Deep end your ass...
+1 for also maybe showing off for the women watching, a bit.
>>
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1973356
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Rolled 14 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1973356
>>
14+12=26

You have some fun with the kids for a bit, Elslif enjoys floating around the pool while you and Aulus play in somesort of water fight...

You can't help but notice quite a few women looking at you, but you focus on the kids. Women are after all, nice, but your kids are far more important to you...

Eventually, the sun goes down, and you take the kids back to your section of the hotel, while you laugh and have a fun time talking...

Eventually, you get back to the hotel, and notice a letter taped on the door... You of course, reach down and pick up the tiny letter, and use one of your massive claws to tear the letter with but a slide of your thumb. Of course, you carefully begin to read it's contents.

[i]A from the Federal Bureau of Investigation[/i]

[i]We'd like to sincerely share our gratitude to you, Renexizious, for your assistance in taking down the Soviet Union. We've been unable to send a letter to you for a long time, but many in our organization are very thankful for the documents unearthed during your war there. Thanks to you, Ernest Hemmingway, a notable author you may of heard of, has been arrested for collusion with Soviet officials and working as NVKD spy, alongside the records of important Department of Treasury officials, such as Nathan Gregory Silvermaster and Harry Dexter White, alongside George Orwell, a notable communist and socialist leader recently immigrated to America. Alongside Albert Einstein who has engaged in trading military nuclear secrets to the Soviets.

We'd be interested in working with you in the future, Renexizious.[/i]

You notice in the letter a business card, to the FBI director... Edgar Hoover.

Interesting. It seems like the FBI seems to greatly like you for helping them to preserve their American experiment, so to speak.

Beside that, there's also one more letter.

[i]A Personal Letter from Edgar Hoover[/i]

[i]You likely don't know who I am, but I certainly know who you are. I'm Edgar Hoover, and I have a proposition.

Both you and I stand on similar sides, though separated by a razor's edge. You, being a monarchist and dedicated to the destruction of communism, which I commend you for, and me, being an earnest American.

Now, you are likely wondering why I'm contacting you, and that's simple. An alliance of our intelligence services, between the Federal Bureau of Investigation and yours. Both of us must be the vanguard against the evils of communism, socialism, and both of our ways of life.[/i]

[i]For example, the Civil Rights Movement, worldwide, has severe influence of communists, anarchists, and socialists, and I fear to say your civil rights movement, and ours, suffers from a similar disease. Martin Luther, as you may know, is a democratic socialist, and even with my valiant efforts, so far has avoided our grasp. Meanwhile, your minotaur minister, Kryos, is indeed a socialist, having given speeches at socialist rallies, alongside having been at one point, in contact with NVKD officers...
>>
We both suffer from a similar disease, and both of us must be proactive, lest the tumor overwhelm us.

I will say however, I am not your supporter, and nor should we pretend to be friends, but rather allies in this global fight against Communism, and of socialism.

Burn this letter once you receive it.

-Edgar Hoover, Director of the FBI.

Hm.

Actions

>...Call Edgar Hoover on his business card.
>Throw away the letter and burn it.
>...Keep the letter, but don't call Edgar.
>Write-in
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>>1974137
>...Call Edgar Hoover on his business card.
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>>1974137
>...Call Edgar Hoover on his business card.
>>
>>1974137
>Throw away the letter and burn it.
>>
You decide to call Edgar on the card...

How do you want to do this?

>Be very friendly!
>Ask to know more about Kryos's socialist involvement...
>Be gruff.
>Be neutral.
>Write-in
>>
>>1974256
>Ask to know more about Kryos's socialist involvement...
>Be neutral.
>>
"...Edgar? Tell me more."

"I knew you'd be interested..."

For the next hour, he tells you about the many phonecalls the NVKD has done to his private lines... Visiting socialist rallies and giving speeches, having visited France among the socialists and communist leagues to study socialist ideals and philosophy, even managing to secure a position as a political advisor at one time to a socialist politician, and having been an avowed socialist in Greece who has made many speeches to put an end to the segregation of minotaur and human, and to remove the cultural stigmas of humans honoring minotaurs, and minotaurs honoring humans for their symbiotic relationship... At least until he was kicked out of his university, and went abroad to study in France.

Then of course, Edgar mentions Kryos's involvement in Italy, giving lectures to many throughout it's countryside, and even has traveled to Austria, until his 30s, eventually attempting to join an art school, and failing to do so. Further information details that he spent the rest of his time in poverty, and at one point, applied for membership into a radical minotaur supremacist group... Only to leave, disinherited at it's violent and overwhelmingly negative means...

Eventually, two years before you came about, he attempted to write a book in the country he was residing in, which was Italy. At this time, it was reported that he was living in an alleyway by a cafe, and was an bibliography of a minotaur kicked out of his own homeland. It was of course, denied publication in Greece and Italy.

Eventually, Kryos would move to Sweden at 40, deciding to try and start a bookshop, which would later be burned down by a group of fascists and ultra-nationalists, and he himself would find himself homeless again, until he managed to find shelter in a human's house, who felt pity for him. This would lead to him becoming popular in socialist and racial equality circulars, and would be commonly the target of political violence from nationalists, ultra-nationalists, and fascists, even now.

Actions

>...Continue to listen to the proofs...
>...Ask where all this evidence came from?
>Hang up. You aren't listening to any more.
>Write-in
>>
>>1974399
>...Ask where all this evidence came from?
>>
You of course, ask where all the evidence came from.

Edgar of course, isn't too eager to explain, but in the interest of "fellowship" explains that his phone was often times tapped from off-site...

It seems like he managed to get it published in Sweden, at the least.

He also promises to send pictures of him at socialist rallies and also the formal letter of joining said radical minotaur group... And of course, phone records of conversation between Kryos and NVKD officials.

Oh, and of course, a copy of the biography.

Actions

>Thank him for telling you all this.
>Be angry at him wire-tapping your minister's phones!
>...Ask politely if he can stop wire-tapping your phones?
>...Call Kryos, and see if you can get the truth from him!
>Write-in
>>
>>1974438
>>...Ask politely if he can stop wire-tapping your phones?
>>
>>1974438
>Thank him for telling you all this.
>>
>>1974438
>Thank him for telling you all this.
>"I'm going to have to ask that you stop wiretapping my phones."
>>
>>1974558
this
>>
You of course thank him, and ask if he can stop wire tapping your phones.

He of course, says that he can't exactly do that, since it's a presidential order to do so, and that even if he could, he wouldn't.

"...Your still too much of an unknown factor, Mr. Renexizious. You and I know that we might be working against communism, but that won't mean I blindly drop my guard against you." He says.

Hm.

Actions

>...Insist. Angrily.
>...Be understanding. No need to alienate your new ally.
>...Drop the subject.
>Write-in
>>
>>1974581
>...Be understanding. No need to alienate your new ally.
>>
You decide to try and be understanding, and just thank him for his time, and hang up.

You of course, go inside to where your Elizabeth is... And she certainly seems worse for wear...

"...Ren?" She opens her eyes, quite tired, and in pain.

[red]"Elizabeth! Are you alright?"[/red]

"...Y-yes... Just a headache dear."

[red]"...You sure?"[/red]

She nods.

"...Could you get me an ice pack or something?"

[red]"...Well, I mean..."[/red]

"...Cuddling works too." She smiles, briefly.

You of course, spend the night cuddling with Elizabeth, and trying to make her feel better...

Eventually, you wake up in the morning... Elizabeth is still in bed, and still in quite a bit of pain...

You of course, make her some breakfast, kiss her on the head, and notice that she seems a bit... Well, frailer.

Elizabeth has lost -1 strength.

[red]"...Elizabeth, are you sure your alright?"[/red]

"I feel much better Ren, thank you... I just feel like a migraine has come over me all at once, like a large cargo train decided to ram into my head, and my head only..."

[red]"Yeah... Is there anything we can do?"[/red]

"...Well... How long is our reservation?"

[red]"For a month, Liz. Don't worry about it."[/red]

She sighs a bit of relief.

"...And to think, I was planning on going to the beach today and tanning."

Wew.

"...Ren, you are one really lustful lizard, you know that?" She says, somewhat sighing.

[red]"Well, I erh... Well, my apologies for... Thinking lewdly, but you erm..."[/red]

"Yes, I know, I'm beautiful... I love you too."

She gives you a kiss, and rests back on the pillows.

"...By the way, I saw you down at the pool from the balcony."

[red]"...Ah, really?'[/red]

"...You know, you and Elslif are so adorable together..."

[red]"Yeah, yeah..."[/red]

"...Just erm... Was the deep pool really necessary? I tried to get down the elevator... But it was so hard to get past the kitchen, it felt like I would faint..."

[red]"Oh come on, I treat the kids well."[/red]

"...Yes, yes you do..."

[red]"...So erm... Anything you want me to do Liz?"[/red]

She sighs.

"Anything to cure this damnable pain..." She winces a bit, in pain...

[red]"That depends... Do I get to see you in a swimsuit later?"[/red]

"...Oh come on you..." She laughs a bit... Wincing in pain and cutting it short.

Actions

>...Maybe you should stay to take care of your wife. She certainly seems unwell...
>...No, you should just leave and do your own thing.
>Write-in
>>
>>1974612
>...Maybe you should stay to take care of your wife. She certainly seems unwell...
>>
You of course, stay home to take care of Elizabeth...

...What do you think is the best course of treatment?

>Ice packs, painkillers, and cuddling. The best cure to all ills.
>Go to a pharmacy. She might need something a bit better.
>Take her to a doctor or a nurse or something?
>Write-in
>>
>>1974627
>Ice packs, painkillers, and cuddling. The best cure to all ills.
Maybe just keep an eye on her
>>
You of course, give her the classic ice pack, painkillers, and cuddling, of course.

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 for trying to find a good way to treat her... Well, symptoms? Sickness? Whatever it is.
+2 for of course, telling her how much you love her?
+1 for of course, defending your thoughts about how attractive she'd look, tanning...
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1974929
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1974929
>>
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1974929
>>
Quick post.

9+4=13

You erh... Don't really help her, but she seems much more at ease with you around...

Of course, later she manages to pass out, so you go out drinking a bit, and generally touring California...

Roll me a 1d100.
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1976414
>>
74

Choose one.

>You meet up with an important person, and get the chance to potentially befriend them!
>You have a good outing with some of your friends/children
>Write-in
>>
>>1976471
>>You meet up with an important person, and get the chance to potentially befriend them!
come on Easter Bunny.
>>
You of course, find an important person at a fancy bar by the hotel...

It seems to be a large minotaur, dressed up in a white suit, sporting a ten-gallon hat. He reminds you a bit of Sherman, actually, as you listen to him talk to a server girl, smoking a... Overly large cigar.

"Ha! Pretty little miss, if I knew better, I'd tell you your talking to Mr. Hogg himself! My friends call me Boss Hogg though, though you can just call me Hogg."

"...You aren't from around here, are you, Mr. Hogg?"

"Nah darlin, I'm from Texas! One of the largest oil barons, largest tobacco growers in America to boot, and automotive investor!"

He laughs a bit, take a puff out of his huge cigar.

"Anyways, I'll just have a bit of the salad, and some onion rings if you got em, darling... Do you got any portabello?"

"...Portabello?"

"Home-made recipe, made by my ma. You got any of em lying about?"

"...No?"

"Damnations. I'll have some whiskey too, if you'd be so kindly... With some corn on the cob, grilled... Dipped in a vat of butter too, if you could be so kindly. Could I also get some butter dippan' sauce? One of those tiny little pan things. You know, the dip n' stick ones?"

She seem confused.

"Ah hell... Just get me some bread on a stick, darlin. With butter in a little cup."

She nods, a bit confused, and runs off...

...Hm.

Actions

>...Approach this oil baron and sit next to him?(...Cheap oil, and a powerful friend in the USA...)
>Go home.
>Write-in
>>
>>1976710

>...Approach this oil baron and sit next to him?(...Cheap oil, and a powerful friend in the USA...)
>>
You of course,go to take a seat next to him...

What form anons?

>Human
>Half-Dragon
>Minotaur
>Specify
>>
>>1976753

>Half-Dragon
>>
You take a seat in front of him.

Both of you are roughly about equal size, and with maybe roughly the same strength.

"...I don't recall inviting you to my table, partner. What's your name?"

He seems suspicious,...

Actions

>Introduce yourself as someone interested... Very interested, in his business prospects.
>...Toughen up, and try to show yourself as tougher..
>Introduce yourself as Renexizious!
>...Excuse yourself and leave.
>Write-in
>Write-in
>>
>>1976804

>Introduce yourself as someone interested... Very interested, in his business prospects.
>>
You of course, introduce yourself somewhat anonymously,

He seems interested, and offers a puff of his cigar as he listens in on the prospects...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well this goes.

+2 for trying to show up the large minotaur oil baron.
+3 for also trying to hype up this new business opportunity...
>>
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1976858

>"Just let me get some refreshments before we begin, I'm sure you understand. Waitress! A pile of that corn on the cob stuff, and drench the pile in butter. Just absolutely slather it. And a burger with lots of butter on the buns, too. That should do to start."
>"So, I hear that you're an oil baron. I'm going to have a need for a great deal of petroleum soon, and I'm in the market for a supplier. I can't tell you what the project is though, unless you agree to do business with me, top secret plans, I'm sure you know the drill."
>>
17+10=27

The minotaur listens in, keenly. His business sense tingling.

"A supplier of petroleum soon, eh? Well, I can get your hands on some premium 100% Texan oil, beef, tobacco, you name it."

"How about getting it out of the country?"

"No problem. Just tell me where you need it shipped, partner?"

"How about Sweden?'

He considers it, and nods.

"I can certainly do that."

Hm...

"Care for the government at all?"

"...Not particularly, no, but I smell a good business deal when I smell one, Swede."

He seems interested, as he tears through his corn on the cob...

"Any qualms with working with Renexizious?'"

He of course instantly seems angry, almost. Like he was denied a prize at the end of a carnival.

"...Not unless I have to. Knowing some of the stories coming out of that dystopian hellhole, I'm keepin' my head firmly out of their governmental quagmire, who can't even demand justice to those ambassadors killed by him..."

Hm. It seems he's not very keen on getting Renexizisious ofn the job.

>Leave. He's useless.
>See if you can hire him discreetly...
>Reassure him, and tell him he'll be mostly working wit Elizabeth in that case.
>Try to show him the truth... (Redpill!)
.Try to get along with him! (Befriend him...)
>Out yourself as Renexizious!
>Write-in
>>
>>1977026
>>Out yourself as Renexizious!
>>
"Well, that might be a bit hard. Name's Renexizious, pleasure to meet you, Mr. Hogg."

He gives you a look betraying a bit of fear, anger, resentment, and ambition.

"And why the hell should I help someone like yourself?"

"Because I can always find someone else. "

"What, turn to the Saudis? They don't understand fine southern hospitality like I do, and they're not the most friendly of folks. "

"So now your after my business?"

"Hell nah, I'm telling you how it is. You couldn't motivate me to work with you even if it meant money. I'd probably lose more then what I would gain from your nationalization shit..."

"Well, I did treat your race quite well, you know, compared to these humans."

He does ponder it over, and agrees.

"I suppose there's a lick of truth in what your saying. Us cowfolk are treated mighty fine there."

"Yes, yes they are..."

Because of anons good treatment of minotaurs, you get a large amount of opinion from the oil baron.

Choose one.

> Capitalize on the fact you treat minotaurs equally without discrimination...
> Capitalize on how you don't nationalize everything.
> Mention how he'd be greatly rewarded for helping you...
> Write In
>>
>>1977244
>> Capitalize on the fact you treat minotaurs equally without discrimination...
>write in
"Nationalization is the trait of a strong country. Imagine how untapped the market is where there's holes in it..."
>>
"Come on, I treat your people far more better then these Americans do. I actually take note of your talents, let your people live in peace... All sorts of things. Hell, you can't even vote in your country due to your race, and your kids are doomed to go to a poor school with other... Disadvantaged youths."

He smokes a bit from his cigar.

"I'm not a fan of that, I'll admit, but I've been treated mighty fine here. Besides, what do you know about voting? Your country doesn't even allow it save for mayors and whatnot."

"...But still, you can't choose your own officials,, you can't get proper representation unless your beg your way to the top..."

"Oh come on, we have a fine government."

"We might not have a very good government, but at least we have rights and freedoms compared to your lot."

"At least, some of you."

"Heh, that's the truth, ain't it? But it's changing, it's changing. Like all things. Like probation."

"...Hm..."

You continue on.

"...Just curious, your in the cattle market, right?"

"...I know what you all say, but yes, I am."

"...Isn't that..."

"Hell, I don't eat it. I'm just doing supply and demand, besides, they ain't my folk, and what hell is with you all thinking we're related to some dumb cattle grazing on grass? Maybe distantly, but hell, I don't give a damn. My pa and ma were ranchers, and I continue the traditions."

"...Your eating butter."

"...And? I'll do whatever the damned hell I want, that's the beauty of America. Besides, as I've said, I ain't some damned cannibal for eating some butter. Would I call you a cannibal for eating some deer's meat, because it's meat? It's just goddamned butter, and I don't give a shit."

He of course, to stress his rather angry point, dips his bread into the butter and takes a bite.

"Pardon my rudeness, mister." He adds.

You of course, eat for a bit... And bring up the economy...

"But, nationalization is the trait of a strong country. Imagine how untapped the market is, when there's holes in it... Holes which I think you could patch up well."

"Let the free market do it. Unless it's hurtin' folks, I don't know why the damned government needs to tell me how I need to do my damned business..."

"Why not? I mean, what if you sell cattle with disease?"

"Are you implying something mister? By God's name, no sane man would do that. Maybe in your frozen hell, but we're decent folks here in America. Any man who does that ain't gonna be in business for long."

...Hm.

Actions

>...Continue to argue about the economy with the minotaur... (...Potentially gain a stat boost to Wisdom or Charisma?)
>...Try to get him to consider how profitable the Commonwealth is, for a wealthy man such as himself!
>...Try to continue to stress the point of civil rights!
>Leave.
>Write-in
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>>1977453
>...Try to get him to consider how profitable the Commonwealth is, for a wealthy man such as himself!
>>
"At least consider how profitable the Commonwealth could be..."

He smokes from his cigar for a bit.

"I get you have meat problems, and oil problems..."

"So does most of Europe."

"...Aye, and it's no doubt a big market."

"Biggest, actually. Second only to America."

He consider it long and hard.

"...I may... Ukraine and Siberia maybe. Heard good things about them."

"Yep."

He seems tempted.

"...How much would the land cost me?"

Actions

>...Well, since I know you, and like you... Think of the land as a gift to you. (Give away a few miles of terrain to Mr. Hogg... He'll certainly increase in opinion to you!)
>...For you, it's nothing... (He'll have to pay 5$ Million for a few miles...)
>A moderate price might be good. (20$ Million for a few miles.)
>...A heavy price might suitable. (40$ Million)
>Gouge him out of his money... (60$ Million.)
>Write-in
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>>1977515
>...For you, it's nothing... (He'll have to pay 5$ Million for a few miles...)
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>>1977515
>Write-in
10 million for a few miles.

Profitable and we still make a fair share of profit
>>
...You go with 7$ Million, which he seems very interested.

"Well said, partner... I say, 7$ million for about... Three-hundred miles of farmland?"

"Yep."

"...It's like the Lousiania purchase!" He says, with a bit of a laugh.

"I suppose you could say that."

"Aye, they'll call it... What do you Swedes call Ukraine?"

"Ukraine."

"...Heh... Well, not to get ahead of myself... How much government intervention we talking about?"

"You care why?"

"I want to know if as soon as I get some things built up, I ain't gonna be some government stooge."

Actions

>...No, no. Of course not, I wouldn't do that. (Promise that you won't nationalize his businesses...)
>...How about this, I'll make you a part of the government... A minister, maybe. I'll keep an eye on you, but you'll have plenty of say in the government...
>...I can't really say for sure... If we go bankrupt, I can't reassure you.
>Write-in
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>>1978083
>...No, no. Of course not, I wouldn't do that. (Promise that you won't nationalize his businesses...)
>>
You of course, promise to not do so.

"Well then, that sounds mighty fine then partner. I'll come along in a month or so sporting a contract for you to sing, and we'll be in business buddy."

"Alright, sounds good."

"Aye."

You of course, drink a bit, and consider leaving.

"...So partner, care if I ask what your doing here in the States?"

"I'm on vacation, with the kids and wife."

"Ah, Queen Elizabeth and her royal entourage... Yeah, heard they were in town."

"...Really?"

"Well, it's hard not to. She's not as big as Marliyn Monroe, or that new Elvis guy down in Mississipi, but still, you hear these things."

"Why are you here?"

"Heh! Same thing, vacation with my daughter though."

"No wife?"

"Na. Died in childbirth."

"...Oh, my apologies."

"It's fine. Want a cigar?"

"...Eeeh..."

"It's my brand. Besides, where are you gonna get mega-sized cigars at, partner? They don't sell em in Sweden."

You puff, and feel your inside chalk-full of tobaco. You cough a bit to the side, causing a bit of an icy floor...

"...They'd make a killing." you say, barely being able to breathe.

The minotaur of course, takes the cigar back and smokes it.

"You just gotta get used to em. Hell of a thing. You know, these things can kill a human if they ain't careful."

"Really?"

"Yep... If they're unlucky, that is."

"Huh. You tried to sell these in Sweden?"

"Yeah, but ain't government a bitch sometimes? Haven't been able to get there since the government banned trading luxuries with you lot."

"Oh... That's a bit disappointing."

He nods, and waves for a server. He orders a second course.

"...Now, the bill's going to me, seein' as how you need a good taste of my hospitality... Speaking of, you ever drunk Bucking Bronco?"

"...What's that?"

"Strongest damned whiskey in the state. Hell of a drink, barely legal. Hell, most people want the damn thing illegal!" He laughs a bit, and laughs.

"...Eeh, maybe a sip or something, in good faith."

"A shot then. Ain't much for us, but it's a good brand! Set it up myself, after I found those oil fields in Texas on my ranch."

"...Speaking of, how did you become so..."

"Rich? Aye, well, you can probably tell I'm not one of those "educated" folks, I ain't really some damned college brat who's gonna give you his credentials and an essay or some shit. I was raised on a farm, found oil, and found enough of it to get rich."

"Really?"

"Only really went to school, and had the local parish priest teach me everything. Didn't read until I was eight. Didn't write until I was elven.."

"Oh. My apologies."

"Yeup. You know, I remember hearing that you were apparently the smartest person alive."

Actions

>...Deny this. It's your wife, actually. (...Lose a bit of ego.)
>Actually, yes, you are indeed the smartest person alive. (Boost your ego, and maybe even impress him!)
>...Well, maybe turn the topic back to himself? Ask about how his education went, that could be enlightening.
>Write-in
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>>1978217
>Write-in
Actually our wife *should* be smarter then us. Though she doesn't really do much with it. Mind you this is also considering we've never went to school and even then we've still been advancing science and technology very well.
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"My wife should be smarter than me. Doesn't do much with her "grand intellect" though. Hell, I never went to school and I've made countless breakthroughs."

He nods his head.

"Aye. Men have a certain intelligence to them, so do women."

"What do you mean?"

"Well... Women are great at being smart about cookin', cleanin', and being a mighty fine mother, but they're not going to be the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to figurin' out how the sciences work, and practical matters."

"...You don't know much about science yourself, you know."

"That's true enough, but the point I'm makin' is that most women aren't really thinkin' of the next big thing. I mean, I'm not smart myself... Hell, I think my brain's engine is reviving, but the driver ain't there sometimes, you know?"

"...What?"

"...It's a... Nevermind, but hell, you've done some shit I never even thought could happen. Turnin' people into half-dragons and all that."

"Yeah."

He eats a bit more...

"...Honestly, feels like every day life gets a bit stranger. Rockets in space, giant dragons... Gelatinious wolves rampaging in Portugal... What the hell's next? Underground midgets trying to kill us all or something?"

"You'd be surprised."

"Lord, feels like the Day of Reckoning is getting closer. Hell, feels like it all over I bet. Gotta say, I think the commies feel the same, if not worse. You hear about that famous book guy, Hemmingway gettin' arrested for being a commie though? Thought is books were pretty good, didn't really think that the bastard was a commie. If your family's ever done any good, it was puttin' down those damned commies in Russia."

Actions

>...Technically, I actually helped got Ernest Hemmingway arrested...
>...He's actually a socialist sympthizer, honestly.
>...You don't like communists?
>Heh, we share similar minds. I hate commies too...
>...Enough small talk, leave.
>Write-in
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>>1978270
>Heh, we share similar minds. I hate commies too...
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>>1978270
>...He's actually a socialist sympthizer, honestly.

>Write-in
"Trust me when I say that socialists and communists are two entirely separate beasts. Socialists at least believe people should own their own houses."
>>
>>1978310
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"We share similar minds. I hate commies too."

He nods in certain approval.

+10 opinion.

"By God above, I agree with you on one thing."

"Yeah... Hemmingway was a socialist, actually."

He shrugs.

"Socialist, communist, either way, I hate them."

"...Really?"

"I ain't having my hard-earned wealth taken to some bozo who hasn't worked a day in his damned life."

"...Well, I mean, there's some good things about socialism."

"Socialism is just a path to communism, damn it."

"...Nevermind then, we can argue this later..."

"Yeah."

You of course, finish up the second course, and both of you are absolutely full.

"So, your all down here on vacation?"

"Yep. We're going to Disneyland."

"Hope you all have fun down there. Not really sure if I'd go down there when it's still unproven with my daughter still.

Actions

>...Honestly, I don't get this mortal thing of "theme parks", I prefer a good raided town honestly.
>...Eeh, I was thinking of reconsidering it. Liz isn't well and we're probably going to move along in a week or two.
>...Yeah, we're still going. Kids and all, hopefully soon too. Should be fun as hell.
>...You know, why don't we take both our families down? It'd be a good way to get to know each other. (...You'll likely get plenty of opinion with him.)
>Write-in
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>>1978385
>>...You know, why don't we take both our families down? It'd be a good way to get to know each other. (...You'll likely get plenty of opinion with him.)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if this works.

+3 for mentioning how it'd be great.
+2 for continuing to try and out man him.
+1 for implying you'll continue to do so even at Disneyland.
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1978574
>>
Crit Success.

Choose one.

> Gain 40 opinion by talking about your kids.
> Write In
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>>1978642
> Gain 40 opinion by talking about your kids.
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>>1978642
>> Gain 40 opinion by talking about your kids.
>>
Both of you can't help but talk about your daughters for a while... While both of you become more and more shitfaced

Meanwhile, as Claw.

Roll me a 1d100.
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>1978670
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1978670
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>1978670
>>
Since I'll be dead, I'll throw anons a bone.

>Design an upgrade to one of Claw's upgrades, DM msy veto.
> Normal mutations
>>
>>1978707
>> Normal mutations
>>
>>1978707
> Normal mutations
>>
>>1978707

>Design an upgrade to one of Claw's upgrades, DM msy veto.

Fully controllable gelatinous tentacles! With a calming/anesthetic payload, so people we capture with them don't struggle so much. And they can shoot out about 100 feet. And then he drags them into special bubbles inside him that he can flood at any time with lava.
>>
>>1978778
This works, fuck it.
>>
Meanwhile, as Claw...

Ruling Sweden is boring. Reinhold won't let you do anything fun, like play World of Reichcraft and drink mead soda until 3 AM, citing things like 'responsibility' and 'Ren trusts you to do this while he's gone'. Ren's on vacation with the family, and he forgot you! You've been doing good with Hansodr, the place isn't a cesspit of gangs and smog anymore, at least. Why don't you get to go on vacation? You decide to take a lesson from Ren, and pass the buck of leadership onto the next Behemoth in line.

"Hey Pragius. I need you to stay here, and rule in my place and stuff. I uh...I need to go find Ren. Make sure he's ok and stuff. You know what I mean."

"Ren is in danger? Then I, his faithful servant, shall go in your stead to ensure the safety of both himself and his heirs!"

"Um, no, no, that's really not necessary. I mean, I was here first, and he trusts me more than you, since he made me leader while he's gone and all, so I'm gonna go and make sure he doesn't need any help or anything."

"Nonsense! I am the better defender of the weak and the destitute, so at the very least, I am going with you! Ask Reinhold to oversee things in your place, pup, for as a man of God, he will see this kingdom to prosperity!"

Ugh, fine, whatever. You uh...you leave Reinhold a note, tacked to his door, telling him he needs to look after things while you check in on Ren. You and Pragius (man, you fucking hate that guy and his pompus-ass attitude) go to the Stockholm Airport, and you approach the ticket counter. Where did Ren go again? Ca...Ca...Cairo? Cairo sounds about right. You buy two tickets to Cairo...

What's the worst that could happen?

Roll me a 1d100.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>1978897
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>1978897
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Claw stumbles onto the plane, first class, without paying for his ticket.

He sits next to a human in a suit and tie, who seems somewhat disgusted by the smell of Claw, and his general appearance...

Actions

> Make small talk.
>Just uh, sit patiently.
>...Move to the back?
> Write In
>>
>>1978930

>Just uh, sit patiently.
>>
>>1978930
>> Make small talk.
"Well, uh you l-look like a real prick."
>he tried to say slick
>>
A stewardess approaches, as the plane gets ready to fly, and seems a bit confused by you sitting in someone else's seat.

Roll me a 1d20-5 anons. Lowered due to first impression mutation, and high chance for crit fail.

+2 if you can awkwardly explain this mishap.
+1 for being nice to the cute waitress.
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1979015
"Well, you see...uh...I swapped my seat with this guy who swapped his seat with that guy who took this seat with that guy who fooled around with the pilot's wife, so now I have his seat because it wasn't taken."
>Claw Smiles
>>
14-2=12

"So I um... I swapped my seat with this guy who also swapped for this seat..."

Claw gives a very long excuse, which the stewardess doesn't buy.

Eventually, the plane soars up into the sky, and you of course, decide to get a little bit of a nap in...

Eventually, you wake up with something being clamped around your arm...

And you wake up to see what seems to be three officers of the law arresting you for not having a ticket.

While in Cairo.

Yay.

You get hauled out of the airplane, and go a bit...

...But you however, remember your time in Portugal well...

What do?

>Change forms. (Specify either Gelatin, Swole Wolf, or Smol Swole Wolf.)
>Slimeshape. (Specify a race to take the appearance of.)
>...Try to run away! (Strength and Dex.)
>Try to convince the officers your innocent! (First Impression Masochist applies here.)
>Write-in
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>>1979143
>>...Try to run away! (Strength and Dex.)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 anons. This is if you can break the cuffs.

+2 for finding a way to get angry!
>>
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1979174
>>
Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1979174
"Ah god, these are cutting my wrists! What are these even made of!"
>"I can break these cuffs"
come on you little bitch
>nothing angers like voices
>>
10+7=17

Claw of course, snaps the cuffs in half... And of course, makes a run for it!

Roll me a 1d20+6 for RUNNING.

+3 for finding a way to shapeshift to run faster!
+2 for trying to scare the guards off!
>>
Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1979251
>>
Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1979251
What's the best way to run? Come on you can do it.
"Get longer legs!"
That's right! What's scary and gives you longer legs?
"T-transforming?!"
Whoa look at that! Become Swol
>>
19+11=30

Claw of course, absolutely hoofs it across, slowly become more wolf-like and swol...

He eventually drops to all sixes, and bolts into the nearest door...

He slams the door down, quite literally, and goes inside, and sees a large crowd waiting to get on the plane...

Shit.

Claw looks around desperately, and finds a door, kicking the door open...

In front of him, a surprised (and cute) clerk turns...

What do?

>Punch!
>...Well, uh... Kiss?
>Run past!
>Just uh... Try to awkwardly pretend everything is fine? Maybe whistle a little?
>Write-in
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>>1979340
>Run past!
>>
>>1979340

>Just uh... Try to awkwardly pretend everything is fine? Maybe whistle a little?
>>
>>1979340
>>Run past!
>>
You of course, knock her out of the way, kick another door down, and run!

You of course, run down a hallway, absolutely chalk full of strange people, who run out of your way, as you try to apologize for generally being a running fuzzy ball of destruction and mayhem...

You notice two directions you can go down... The right heads to a large array of stores, including a Renexisnacks.

To the left, seems to be a few security guards and what seems to be some gift stores, and a large amount of people going in and out of that way... Maybe it's an exit?

>Go left!
>Go right!
>Write-in
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>>1979414

>Go left!
>>
>>1979414
>>Go left!
>>
Go left it is...

Claw begins to run down the hallway, running past people, and rushing to what seems to be a stairwell going down and up, as officers chase after him...

There's a sign in arabic that he can't read too...

Actions

>Go down!
>Go up!
>>
>>1979594

>Go down!
>>
>>1979594
>Go down!
>>
>>1979594
>>Go down!
>>
Claw heads down...

Claw seems to have run into a parking lot, and is now outside... And sees some police cars coming towards him...

Hey uh... What do I do?

Actions

>Try to fight the cops off!
>Slimeshape/Shapeshift!
>Try to go into a manhole!
>Try to break into one of the cars!
>Surrender!
>Write-in
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>>1979654
>>Try to go into a manhole!
>front page of /pol/ tomorrow "Alligators live in Cairo Sewers?"
>Ren blamed for turning frogs gay
>>
>>1979654
>Try to go into a manhole!
>>
Claw pries a manhole off, and jumps down into the sewer!

He rushes along for a long while, until he finds a large door, opens it, and rushes inside for a while...

Eventually, he gets to the otherside, and finds himself in a well-lit area...

...So um... I uh... Rampage? In the city Ren's in? He'd be angry at me... But it would be fun... And kinda nice to get some more land so Ren stops harassing me so much...

What do you want Claw to do anons?

>Enter Rampage Mode. (AKA: Fuck this city up.)
>...Just try to get a flight back to Stockholm... You can't help but shake the feeling he isn't here.
>Write-in
>>
>>1979708
>>Enter Rampage Mode. (AKA: Fuck this city up.)
>>
>>1979708

>Enter Rampage Mode. (AKA: Fuck this city up.)

To be honest Claw, you're crap with directions. But Ren'll forgive you for trying to crash his vacation if you have some land to give him when he comes back.
>>
>>1979715
...Come on, I mean... I probably should of guessed that because he's white he can't really handle a desert, but i mean, that doesn't mean I'm bad per say...

So, Rampage Mode.

What form?

>Swole Form. (You'll break out of the ground due to size... And might be kinda stuck and take damage.)
>Gelatin Form

Also, by default...

>Absorb (As in, enslave or take prisoner.)
>Digest (As in, kill)
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>>1979732
>Swole Form. (You'll break out of the ground due to size... And might be kinda stuck and take damage.)
>Absorb (As in, enslave or take prisoner.)
>>
>>1979732
>>Swole Form. (You'll break out of the ground due to size... And might be kinda stuck and take damage.
>>1979732
>>Absorb (As in, enslave or take prisoner.)
>>
Claw of course, begins to grow, gradually and gradually, and to the point he's large enough he begins to suffer against pushing up against the concrete ceiling of this tunnel...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can break through without taking damage.

+3 if the pain can make you angry!
+2 for being determined in destroying/conquering this city!
+1 for also of course, trying to motivate Claw.
>>
Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1979775
You don't need to wo-
>Claw can't hear voices when he's angry, and he's going to get angry
>Claw thinks about how Egyptians ruined his life
>He's got nothing, they haven't done anything to him. But they haven't done anything for him. They tried to arrest him for taking an airplane. What's the deal with airplane food anyways? Claw is angry because flying sucks! And he'll show Cairo that is sucks!
>He smashes through the concrete and emerges from the sewer line
>His rage was repressed back at Portugal, but there was no Ren here to stop him this time!
>>
15+11=26

Claw of course, begins to strain against the concrete, and it begins to crack.

Fuck, this... Hurts...

Claw grows increasingly larger, and he can feel himself almost ready to break through, as he's force to go down to his knees, and trying to lift up...

Fucking... SO... GODDAMNED... HEAVY!

Claw strains for another minutes, until he pushes up in a sudden burst of strength from all the pain...

He stands up in the middle of the street, with a large boulder of concrete and road held in his sweating hands, as he takes a breath...

People look up, terrified at the sudden beast breaking from the road, as tall as a large office building, and muscled as much as a body-builder...

What do?

>Roar!
>Flex!
>Yell Blood for the Blood God!
>Shapeshift!
>Nah, nah... That's to stereotypical. Do something else to announce your rampage!
>Write-in
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>>1979842
>>Roar!
>>
>>1979842
>Roar!
>>
>>1979842
>>Roar!
>>Flex!
>>Yell Blood for the Blood God!
why not both?
>>
Claw roars, reducing the masses of people on the street into a huddling crowd of fear, as he lifts his foot high into the sky...

And crushes a rival store next to a Renexisnacks restaurant.
He emphasizes this point by literally body-slamming a supermarket nearby, and points to the nearby people at the Renexizsnacks... While they're fleeing.

...Oh well... Maybe they'll learn that Ren's snack place is the only real nutrient they need! After all, you live off that stuff, and your perfectly fine!

You also make sure to yell blood for the blood god during all this, for fun too.

Now.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for RAMPAGE DAMAGE by the air port.

+3 for ideas on how to absolutely damage and fuck up an airport as a giant fuckhueg werewolf monster.
+2 for SHOWING OFF YOUR MUSCLES AND GETTING MORE ANGRY!
+1 for Claw trying to be an alpha male... Trying.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1979893
>>
Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1979893
Yeah! Do it Claw! Fucking do it! That's the shit! I've got 50 bucks on the giant wolf! Claw! Play fetch!
>Though if Anons can be heard or not remains ambiguous at this point.
>Claw runs around doing the damage that a lava monster can do. He decides his first action to do is to take a dip in the Nile
>After flattening every fucking building in his way
"FUCK YOU NORMIE BOOKS!"
Yeah...that's Alpha Claw...super Alpha....
>Claw gets board of taking a bath and dries himself off by running to the airport and using a planes engines as if they were blow dryers. This hot soggy mess smells terrible until he sits in the main terminal, wiping out anyone hoping to leave by flight
>>
19+11=30

Of course I can hear you guys. Also, uh, thanks for believing in me!

Claw of course, comes up with the wonderful idea to dip in the nile...

Claw tears his way, growing in size slowly to the nile... Melting the road as he moves along, leaving lava/slime in his wake, until he finds a mosque...

He bends down, and has an idea...

After some careful, careful work, Claw finally finishes his masterpiece. A large molten arts and crafts project of a building. The roof has been ripped off, having been thrown away (into a building, of course. Want not, waste not), and Claw has of course, left a bit of a joke in for whoever's the unlucky sod to open the door...

He's taken a nearby pig farm and practically dumped most of the pigs in there. Along with some food... And industrial lubricant.

Claw continues on, snickering a bit about his little joke... And of course, finding great deals of fun in damaging, destroying, and otherwise tasting the city...

Claw continues on, and he sees the nile in the distance...

...And...

...What seems to be a bookstore.

Hm.

A parking lot...

Claw gets a very specific idea.

After a few minutes of working, Claw finally has come up with a master-plan of a strategy.

Claw fills up each and every car with lava, and begins to throw them at buildings, using them as improvised explosive devices...

With of course, goes exceedingly well, and after dealing 1.4$ Million dollars in damages, Claw gets to the Nile...

...He of course, cannonballs into it, splashing water into the harbor, and certainly damaging and destroying anything that was on the shore...

Claw of course, finds this oddly comfortable as he lays in it...

He notices that a bit of a damn forms around him, but God, this feels comfy, as steam rises from the river... Claw can't help but sink lower and lower....

He feels quite a bit of his anger and frustration begin to fade away, but well... He's all wet now.

Claw eventually gets up after a bit, his form having become absolutely soggy with water...

So of course, he shakes it all off... Lava included.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for lava rain.

+3 for praising him on this destructive idea he unintentionally came up with.
+2 for trying to add more lava to this equation...
+1 for of course, reminding Claw to eat a bit. All he's been doing is damaging stuff and messing around.
>>
Rolled 4 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1979985
Oh god! The rain! It's like wet dog! But my face is on fire! Good job, but the kids I think I'm gonna....
>vomits
>The more Claw shakes off, the more wet he becomes from standing in the water, until he begins eating into the ground and trips, causing a massive wave of lava, igneous rock, and water, Claw swells up from the steam surrounding him as he gets bigger in size
Eat something worth it!
>>
Rolled 7 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1979985
>>
Allowing samefagging for Claw nomming more and adding more lava somehow.
>>
Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1980025
Hey did you know that the Pharaoh would ejaculate into the Nile?
>Claw erupts from the Natural Wonder quicker than a lycantrope dumped into a bath
>This effect results in a massive back lash of water and lava, all the mean while, Claw gets a hankering for food as he loses mass from the water
>He, of course, decides to pay a visit to the fastfood restaurant that mark the way around the Pyramids
>>
The streets end up raining droplets of water, lava, and slime, damaging God knows how much of the city... The Nile itself turns a bit green too, if only for a moment.

Of course, Claw struggles to be angry now...

Also...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for seeing if Claw remains angry.

+3 for making him angry at something!
+2 for also mentioning nom noms.
>>
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1980071
Claw, I just wanted to tell you that your art looks so much like shit that I thought about putting it in a Museum. God, how are you even going to get back you fucking dumbass. You're ate the airport. Speaking of eating....
>>
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1980071
>>
Claw continues his angry conquest...

Roll me a 1d20+6 for damage.

+3 for giving him a goal or idea on how to destroy this city.
+1 for angrily scaring people...
>>
Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1980302
Oh god, why! The children! The Nile! I'm in....da Nile
>puns make alpha claw ANGRY
So like are we gonna give it to Ren? Are we just gonna suck it for gold like a RAIDER?! Should we nom civies, or perhaps we can wake ancient Egyptian Legends...
>>
Allowing samefagging for other goals regarding damaging something and being hangry.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1980302
>>
Rolled 16 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1980335
Claw, you're hungry eat a snickers.
"What?"
Eat a god damn snickers
>After going through building after building Claw can't find the fabled chocolate treat
Come on tubby, you can do it. Maybe the prime minister has one.
>Claw begins heading for the capital building
>>
Hey, I'm not fat! I'm just a bit chunky. Just because I technically weigh a few tons, and MIGHT be considered to be morbidly obese by human standards, doesn't mean I actually am! I mean, look at me! I'm built out abs now! Ripped abs! Gelatin abs!

Claw seems sensitive about his weight.

Claw of course, continues to RIP AND TEAR through the city, until his stomach growls...

Some primal sense says to go for the capital... And help himself to the delicacies the Sultan probably has... And another half kinda wants to start nomming buildings and stop playing around...

...Hm.

He does both.

Claw of course, in an astonishing feat of athletics, pulls a large mansion out of the ground, and eats it entirely. And of course, let's a disgusting burp... Of lava, into a nearby park.

Whoops.

Claw of course, stumbles along, nomming buildings and growing taller and taller slowly... Still taking some care to not go after civvies...

Eventually, Claw sees the capital palace in the distance, and army units moving in... However, thanks to Claw's ability to move fast, it's not really a problem right now...

Claw thinks of what he should target...

>The National Bank of the Sultanate...
>...The Palace itself! (You'll have to fight!)
>...RIP AND TEAR through the city! (You've killed about 2% of the population, and destroyed about 20% of the city. Your slime is also covering about 5% of the city, preventing movement from enemies and letting you run faster through it.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1980407
>>...The Palace itself! (You'll have to fight!)
Let's capture a muslim princess or someshit.
RAIDER!!
>>
The palace itself then...

Claw of course, begins to pull his energy to going to the palace and sacking it...

Of course, Claw comes head to head against the army...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see who wins.

+2 for ATTACK IDEAS!
+2 for USING CLAW'S NEW MUTATION TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!
+1 for also BEING A SNEAKY WOLF!
>>
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1980438
>>
Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1980438
Hey Claw. Remember reading about Egypt's Super Strong Army? Yeah, me neither. Fuck some bitches up. I bet these dinos still think it's WW!.
Claw, you know what would be sweet?
"W-winning?"
Yeah fucking smart ass. I have an idea. Do a fucking belly flop.
>Claw reluctantly does so. His entire mass sweeping into the first battalion and pushes his entire body flat like a droplet. Only to reform and fly into the air
Now fucking spin!
>His tentacles reach out and with his multiple arms, he begins creating a magma circle of flaming death
>>
Allowing a samefag for of course, getting Claw to try and scare them somehow...
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1980468
Hey Claw. Try saying "Come onto me Khorne!"
"What does that mean?"
Just fucking do it!
>>
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

Rolling to see how well the army does.
>>
Claw of course, preforms... Well, pretty mediocre. He crushes a few battalions, uses his tentacles... The usual, honestly.

At least, until he starts flinging tanks into the sultan's palace and wipes the entire army division out in a few minutes, and lets loose a roar of terrible rage... And also then eats another mansion. And another.

So of course, Claw tears the roof off the palace, to a terrified Sultan, his family, and their royal guard.

Actions

>...Yum! They'll taste delicious. (Digest.)
>Well, they're important... Maybe some hostages could help you...
>...BODY SLAM. Hell yeah!
>Say hi. And ask if you can have tickets back home.
>Write-in
>>
>>1980511
>...BODY SLAM. Hell yeah!
>>
>>1980511
>>Say hi. And ask if you can have tickets back home.
"Oh and some gold would be nice. "
>>
>>1980511

>Well, they're important... Maybe some hostages could help you...

Ask them if they'd consider being vassals to an empire greater than themselves.
>>
>>1980559
>>Well, they're important... Maybe some hostages could help you...
This is a terrible idea, but I'll go with it to keep thread going.
>>
"So uh... Yeah. Can I have some tickets? And money? Oh uh... Also, saying no means getting squished. Say, have you um, considered giving your land to m- I mean, being a vassal to an... I um... How do you want to be Ren's slaves?"

...It's kind of an awkward silence.

"...I um... Special slaves?"

It's a bit quiet.

"...I um... Vassals? Yeah? I um... That's the word. Vassals, yeah. Please?"

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if this indeed, somehow fucking works

+2 for being threatening, and also mention how much it'd suck to be body-slammed.
+1 for also getting angrier (and of course, a +1 for scaring them with your growing muscles...)
>>
Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1980584
>>
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1980584
"You know, I could eat you and take your looks, but your kind of fat, and ugly, and don't shave ver much. Also, the Sultan himself looks better than you."
>he says after looking at the wife
"So like, want to be my peeps? Or do I have to just body slam this whole palace?"
>Claws claws bite into the room
"I don't like waiting."
>>
18+5=23

Claw, amazingly enough, actually scares them into backing down, and they eventually surrender...

Though uh, not in time for Claw to be entirely merciful, as he thanks them for their time... And of course, like the viking he is(or was) begins to loot their treasury.

Roll me a 1d100 for wealth gained.

+15 for trying to reassure the terrified sultanate family as you loot their vault of money...
+15 for of course, taking time out of your day to get every nickel and dime you can get on the long boat ride back...
+5 if Claw can resist rampaging further...
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1980621
>>
>>1980621
"Oh don't worry, you won't be needing this wealth anymore. I'm really just saving you the trip. This is what you get for not believing in Jesus anyways, or what he calls himself this century."
>Yeah, that's what Ren would say isn't it?
>just play vidya, on my giant pile of wealth. That'd be nice
>>
...You of course, start stealing truckloads of money, and start loading it onto the ship they're forced to give you...

You of course, take at least 50$ million in income from the city, and sail off...

Meanwhile, as Elizabeth...

Elizabeth has gotten a mutation!

Choose one.

>Stable.
>Unstable.
>Ultra Unstable
>Insanely Unstable
>Upgrade
>Form Upgrade
>>
>>1980707
>>Upgrade
Genius.
>>
>>1980707
>Form Upgrade
Drow
>>
>>1980728
Supporting
>>
Genius wins...

Liz gains +2 intelligence, and +1 Wisdom.

Liz now has...

>Intricate Webweaver

Elizabeth's plots and schemes can be complicated enough that in the end, one of her plans will always be a success...

(Essentially, once per real life month, if an anon has a complicated plan that might fail, Elizabeth can spend Webweaver, and somehow in the end the plan will be complicated... At least, the results desired will be! This can range from very simple (Such as attempting to kill [insert here}, and can be as complicated as trying to come up with a way to control the US media or something. Do note that memes such as "conquer world" is far, far too complex for this, and the harder the plan is, the more thought and idea should be put into it. Additionally, you CANNOT use it when it's been used and a plan has yet to be completed. After said plan is completed, you get a renew of this after a real life month, and can use it again.)

...Also.

>Upgrade Psionics.
>Upgrade Magic
>Change personality a bit?
>>
>>1980770
>>Upgrade Psionics.
>>
>>1980770
*the desired plan will be completed.

If anons have any questions, ask.
>>
>>1980770
>Upgrade Psionocs.
Muh magic
>>
Psionics it is...

>Brainfry. (Elizabeth attacks a target's brain. Success essentially means broiling their brain and killing them. Can only be done on direct line of sight.)
>Amnesia (Elizabeth causes someone to forget something specific, from up to 10 hours ago.)
>Psy Focus (Elizabeth gets a +2 to psionic rolls.)
>>
>>1980817
>Psy Focus (Elizabeth gets a +2 to psionic rolls.)
>>
>>1980817
>>Psy Focus (Elizabeth gets a +2 to psionic rolls.)
>>
>>1980817

>Amnesia (Elizabeth causes someone to forget something specific, from up to 10 hours ago.)

Time to set the plots of one thousand awful American soap operas.
>>
>>1980833
This
>>
>>1980833
Supporting
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

Amnesia wins...

Elizabeth of course, feels like... Worse then crap.

Ren's off somewhere, doing God knows what, while your head is practically pounding, blood is running down your nose, and you can't even think, let alone stand...

Hopefully Ren's just out for a minute... Right?

Right?

...God, you hope he gets back... The pain is unbearable...

Meanwhile, as Ren.

Rolling.

1-30=They're stayed, eating, and have gotten along well!
31-60=Both of them had... Far, far too much to drink...
61-90=...Ren is absolutely shitfaced, and tries to make his way back home...
91-100=???
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

Renexizious is completely shitfaced.

Absolutely, shitfaced.

Both him, and the minotaur stumble out of the bar, far, far too drunk, and Renexizious quite literally trips on the ground, his head dizzy. Mr. Hogg laughs a bit, and helps you up...

It's going to be a long night...

Both of you end up stumbling off to do whatever... The minotaur and you end up going into a casino...

Ignore my roll.
>>
...You black out.

You eventually wake up in the morning, with a fucking headache, in a private suite...

With erh... A few women curled up next to you, most being elven or human, along with a lot of casino tokens....

A lot.

As in, more then you can carry.

You get out of the bed, and of course, take your winnings down to the casino check out...

You have won 2$ Million!

You walk out a bit, with a somewhat stupid grin on your face, as you get in a car and drive home...

You take the elevator up and go to your room... Take the large pile of money into a corner, while you see in a bedroom, a most dreadful sight...

...A shivering, bleeding Elizabeth, with a pillow over her head, absolutely in pain. Crying, even...

"...L-liz?"

She stops crying.

"R-ren? That's you?"

"Yeah babe... What's wrong."

"...I feel even worse... I can't... God, all I feel i-i-is pain..."

She says, muffled under the pillow...

....She's clearly in tremendous pain...

Actions

>...Try to help her somehow...
>...Maybe she'll feel better if your next to her, maybe...
>...Maybe you should call off the vacation and take her home... She's clearly in a lot of pain...
>Write-in
>>
>>1980892
>...Try to help her somehow...
>...Maybe she'll feel better if your next to her, maybe...
>>
>>1980892
>>...Maybe she'll feel better if your next to her, maybe...
BLOODFORTHEBLOODGOD
>>
You of course, try to help her and be next to her...

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if Ren can help Liz...

+3 for numbing the head pain somehow...
+2 for of course, apologizing for not being there for her last night...
+1 for trying to assure her she'll make through it.
>>
Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1980905
Headpain? Drill a hole in her skull? No? Well, she's bleeding so raise her head level.
"God I'm so fucked up."
>he says, throbbing head ache over his bleeding wife, it's been a so so vacation
"Y-you're gonna be fine! It's just a phase!"
>>
Allowing samefagging for of course, trying to find more ways to reduce her pan...
>>
Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1980905

>Ren wets a washcloth and breathes his ice breath on it to make it super cold, and lays it across her forehead in the hopes that the cold will help numb the pain. A couple advil and something cold to drink would help as well.
>"I'm so sorry that I wasn't here last night for you Liz, I was...networking with some of the native flavor. Making friends, like you keep telling me I should, you know? He's an oil baron, a cattle rancher, and a tobacco grower, and he'll be doing some business with us on some land in Siberia. I think you'll like him, we're both taking our families to Disneyland tomorrow."
>"You're going to be fine, Liz. You've got to be fine, just...just try and relax, and sleep through the night, and I'm sure it'll all be a distant memory when we're all having fun at Disneyland tomorrow."
>>
Rolled 20 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1980926
1. Cooling her head.
2. Reminder that life is only a brief chemical reaction
3. Get her to focus on how Ren can't feel pain
Wait...why do we have a hangover then....
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1980905
>>
Critical Success.

By the end of the night, Elizabeth seems to be in far, far better spirits, and seems to be recovering now, greatly...

Eventually, both of you wake up in the morning...

She still seems unwell, but the kids are already up and about, running excitedly outside...

"Liz? Looks like the kids can't wait for us."

She grumbles something.

"...I'd rather just stay home..."

"I know you have a headache... But come on, this will be fun..."

She grumbles a bit more.

"...I wish..."

Yeah, she's not in a good mood... But certainly seems to be doing better.

What do?

>...Try to encourage her to come with you and the kids to Disneyland!
>Tell her she can stay home, but you'll take the kids out...
>...Tell her that she owes you, and that you feel like taking a break for a while at home...
>Fine, fine... Stay home. Who cares you got pre-assigned tickets ...
>...Write-in
>>
>>1980950
>>Tell her she can stay home, but you'll take the kids out...
>>
>>1980950
>...Try to encourage her to come with you and the kids to Disneyland!
>>
>>1980950

>...Try to encourage her to come with you and the kids to Disneyland!

>"It'll be fun Liz, and you can meet our new business partner too. Please?"
>>
Liz grumbles more...

"...I'll go, alright... Let me get dressed..."

You kiss her, and get up out of bed...

Who do you want to be anons?

>The grumpy, and annoyed Elizabeth...
>Remain Renexizious.
>>
>>1980980


>Remain Renexizious.
>>
>>1980980
>Remain Renexizious.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well this goes.

+3 if you can explain to the family what the general rules are, and what to do and what not to do.
+2 if you can also explain to them who Mr. Hogg is and his daughter, and how important a first impression is.
>>
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1981735
>>
Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1981735
"First off, Emilia and William. This is your first time being away. This is foreign ground and I expect you to be on your best behavior. Fooling around and breaking local laws will result in more than a spanking...."
"Besides that, don't get lost Try to stick together. And remember to have fun. We will be going together with a investor's family, though at this point I like to believe that he's a friend. So treat him and his daughter as if he lives in our palace."
>>
Critical Success.

You of course, meet up with Mr. Hogg and his daughter, who he introduces as Georgia.

...The trip goes exceedingly well.

Elslif and Georgia seem to get along exceedingly well, and seem to quickly become friends... Both overly active, with a strong love of stuffed animals, running around, and being cute, in your opinion.

Both Georgia and Elslif beg you to try and win at one of those claw machines, both wanting a stuffed animal, and Elizabeth even watches on a bit amused...

You even manage to do it perfectly, much to their surprise (and yours), and of course, Georgia and Elslif have two new stuffed animals... Elslif having a purple elephant, and Georgia with a stuffed tiger.

They're practically inseparable too, as both of them want to ride the same rides, do the same thing, and of course, you have a feeling that this helps you win some favor with Hogg....

+20 opinion from Elslif and Georgia.
+15 opinion from Hogg.

Of course, Renexizia and you get along greatly, going on many of the more harsh rides that Elizabeth forbids Elslif and Georgia from going on... (Though they beg you to go on at LEAST one rollercoaster... Which you refuse, not wanting to risk it.)
Renexizia amazingly enough, avoids damaging anything while your here, happy to be here with you and Elizabeth.

Emma and you also get along well, as she follows you everywhere, tries to beat up a mascot (nearly winning until you tell her to stop, and then eagerly of course, coming with you to an aquarium... Being absolutely amazed by it. It seems she finds fish pretty cool... She of course, claims to want to see stuff like "Pen-gwens" and "Seels"... All adorably mispronounced.

+10 opinion from Emma.

William of course, seems to be missing... Apparently trying to find out where the mascots are coming from, fully convinced they aren't real, and...

A: Posing as Micky Mouse and covering up his disappearance.
B: Convinced that they're working for someone else.

You of course, tell him that the mascots are just underpaid high school and college students, and he seems somewhat satisified with the answer...

+10 opinion from William.

Elizabeth of course, is still in a grumpy mood, but softens up at seeing Georgia and Elslif getting along so well, and sweetly clings to you, and her headache begins to fade...

You also can't help but notice she's also spoiling the kids rotten, with sugary treats, food, drink, and also plenty of attention and love. She herself however, seems a bit scared of the rides...

"...Ren, I know you and Renexizia may of had a good time on the rolercoaster..."

[red]"It's just a log-ride Liz..."[/red]

"I'm not going to be floating in a... Floating death machine. I'd very much stay on land, thank you very much."

[red]"Liz, your a giant dragon. This isn't going to do anything..."[/red]

She doesn't seem convinced...

So of course, you force her to do it... And she ends up loving it.
>>
Eventually everyone gets tired... Save you and Hogg, who try and take the family to more places... And more. Eventually, before long, most of your family has been on every ride in the park...

+10 opinion from your family present here, and Hogg and Georgia.

But, you and Hogg come across something in particular. A "Test Your Strength" machine...

...Hm.

Actions

>...See who's the strongest. Challenge Hogg to this.
>...Continue along, you don't need to do this...
>Write-in
>>
>>1982022
>>...See who's the strongest. Challenge Hogg to this.
A friendly wager
>>
Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

He of course, accepts without hesitation, and eagerness.

"I wanna do it too!" Emma says, eagarly wanting to join in.

"...Emma, your tiny. There's no way you can beat me and Hogg."

She pouts, angrily.

"I can do it! I'm stronger then both of you! Combined!"

"...Emma, no."

She seems determined to prove she's stronger, but of course, you have a date... A date with a hammer and a bell!

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if your evenly matched strengths succeed at this... (One roll by the way.)
+1 if you can boast to Hogg how half-dragons are stronger and superior then minotaurs.
>>
Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1982030
"You know the half dragon form is just so perfected..."
>he says aiming up the hammer
>Ren draws out the process, making several aiming swings
>never quite making the big one
"While the minotaur is large, we get the advantage of protein...."
>SWING
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

9 vs 11

Hogg of course, misses the thing entirely, and his the concrete, cracking it severely. He curses many obscenities before remembering kids are there, and goes quiet, fuming with rage at this. You of course, can't help but laugh as the minotaur pulls the hammer out of the embedded concrete.

"This damned hammer is off balance..." He says, angrily.

"Your just a sore loser. Let me show you how it's done." You say....

You of course, swing the hammer... Only to glide off the bell and into the concrete. It is off balance!

You of course, are also angry, and you and the minotaur are very, very angry at this overweighted hammer messing with your blows...

Both you and Hogg of course, have a conversation with the staff member in charge over this machine, and angrily demand recompensation for a "rigged game".

"IT'S MY TURN!" you hear from behind, as Emma grabs a hammer...

Oh boy.

Ignore my roll.
>>
Amazingly enough, Emilia hits the bell, and it rises up to the middle...

She of course, eagerly turns to you!

"Told you dad! I'm stronger then both of you!"

Hogg of course, can't help but laugh a bit.

Actions

>...Demand a redo. This entire damned thing...
>Fuck it, might as well laugh at being showed up.
>...Pat your daughter on the head.
>...Tell her to knock it off and stop trying to show off...
>...Yell at her for this!
>Write-in
>>
>>1982066
>>Fuck it, might as well laugh at being showed up.
>>
>>1982066
>Fuck it, might as well laugh at being showed up.
>>
You of course, can't help but laugh...

+5 opinion with Emma and Hogg...

Eventually, your family begin to leave Disneyland, complete with plenty of souveniors... Mostly bought with Hogg's money, who's in a great mood.

"Well now, Georgia. Say to Ren you had a good time, and thank him for his kindness."

"Thank you!"

She says, eagerly...

Actions

>...Thank him for coming with you!
>Ask if Hogg would like to hang out more? He's a cool guy.
>...Also get your kids to thank him for coming with.
>Write-in
>>
>>1982083
>>Ask if Hogg would like to hang out more? He's a cool guy.
Let's ask him if he wants to move to Sweden or London, he'll be treated better there than ever in the USA
>>
"You know, you and my family get along greatly. You should consider moving to Sweden or London, you'll be treated better there then in the USA!"

He thinks a bit.

"...Well, hell, most of my business is here in the states, and I can't speak a lick of Swedish...'

"England then?"

"I'd only stink the place up more!" He gives a laugh... You don't really laugh, and Liz doesn't either.

He notices, and shrugs a bit.

"A bit of self-deprication is good for the soul... But really, England ain't really interesting to me, and I was born and raised here in the states, so was my daughter."

Actions

>...Don't worry, we speak plenty of English there, and Swedish is easy to pick up.
>You live with us, and you'll be more powerful and wealthy then living in the USA ever will give you...
>...Trust me, you'll be treated far better in the Commonwealth then here. Isn't that right, Liz?
>...What's wrong with England?
>Write-in
>>
>>1982102
>>...Don't worry, we speak plenty of English there, and Swedish is easy to pick up.
Last time I'll push it.
>>
>>1982102
>That’s okay. You can stay in America
>>
"We speak plenty of English, and Swedish is easy to pick up, honestly..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince him.

+3 for trying to talk about how well you and your family treat minotaurs!
+2 for mentioning how it'll be great for his daughter (and how your daughter will love it!)
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1982118
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1982118
>>
Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1982118
"Well...your daughter will be able to get into the highest educations, better academics. Her "friends" won't glue and tar her, she'll be able to have appropriate meals for a Minotaur, and of course she'll have access to my supremely rich daughter. And of course, I personally always favor the labor of minotaurs....oh, did I mention the super massive healthcare reinventions we've had? Things that could have killed you two back in the USA can be treated there..."
>>
Liz gets to try now.

Roll me a 1d20+7

+2 for being nice and somewhat maternal.
>>
Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1982215
>>
Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1982215
"Aw, just think about how adorable they would be together!"
>Liz tries to hold a smile with her massive headache and awful demeanor
>even goes as far as to spray out pheromones
>>
Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1982215
>>
16+7=23

Elizabeth of course, manages to convince the minotaur family to move into England.

"...Only on a time share though." He says.

"Come on, buy a house or something."

"...Partner, if I want my horns to be poking through the floor, I'd do that. I ain't gonna rush for a house which I need to look constipated in just to move around in."

"...Fine, I suppose..."

Of course, you exchange phone numbers and begin to head back to the hotel, and start packing up to leave. Elizabeth of course, gets the kids in order...

"...Ren?'

[red]"Yes?"[/red]

"Do you know where Odah is? I haven't seen him all day."

Actions

>...Tell her that you grounded him at home.
>Tell her you sent him to Viktor's for a while, until he learns some manners.
>Shrug?
>Tell her that he might of gone with Hogg!
>Write-in
>...Write-in
>>
>>1982420
>>Tell her you sent him to Viktor's for a while, until he learns some manners.
>>
[red]"Yeah, he went to Viktor's for a while."[/red]

She nods, believing you...

Eventually, the family gets ready to travel back home...

On the flight back, Elizabeth seems a bit happier.

"So, just curious... Where exactly did you meet Hugo at?"

"It's Hogg, dear."

"Oh, sorry."

"Well, I found him at a bar."

"Oh... What's the plan with him dear?"

Actions

>I think he'd be a good addition to the cabinet.
>...I think he's a good guy. A good friend too, maybe.
>...He's an easily manipulated person, honestly...
>It's somewhere to start. I mean, we need some good PR in America somehow.
>Write-in
>>
>>1982458
>>...I think he's a good guy. A good friend too, maybe.
Because I can't say as Ren "Because Anons are retarded."
>>
"I think he's a good guy. A good friend too, maybe."

She nods, cuddling up to you.

"So nice to see you making a friend, Ren."

She of course, falls asleep next to you...

After a few hours, you arrive home, and the kids are all exhausted from the flight... So of course, you take them home...

...That's of course, after you set everyone to bed...

"Hey! Ren!"

Behind you seems a very happy Claw.

"...Yes?"

"...So uh, guess what I got you?"

"...What?"

"Well... I uh, I got you some land..."

"...Really? How much?"

"I um... Egypt? And about 20$ Million dollars too."

He seems to be expecting a reward...

What do?

>...Tell him he's a good boy. (...Claw will be annoyed by this.)
>...Give him a reward? (?)
>...Tell him that he's pretty cool. (Claw will like this.)
>...Tell him you'll stop bullying him?
>Write-in
>>
>>1982494
>>...Give him a reward? (?)
"Uh.......keep the palace back in Stockholm or something."
>>
>>1982494
>...Tell him he's a good boy. (...Claw will be annoyed by this.)
>...Give him a reward? (?)
Give him a headpat
>>
>>1982500
" I mean, uh... You can have the palace?"

"...What?"

"Yep. It's uh, all yours."

You headpat Claw on the head.

"W-what?"

"Yeah, just uh... If you got any questions, just ask."

"What's wrong with the place?"

"Nothing, nothing. We're just uh, moving to England."

"...And I'm not coming too?"

Actions

>...No, no, you are... Just uh, imagine this as your summer estate or something.
>Sure, you can stay with us and Liz still.
>What, scared of being alone?
>...Come on, you can't live with us forever.
>Write-in
>>
>>1982583
>>What, scared of being alone?
>>...Come on, you can't live with us forever.
>>
>>1982583
>What, scared of being alone?
>...Come on, you can't live with us forever.
>>
"What, scared of being alone? Besides, you can't live with us forever."

He kind of scratches his head.

"I mean, like... Does this mean I'm in charge of Sweden now?"

Actions

>Sure.
>No.
>Hell no.
>Fuck no.
>>
>>1982603
>>No.
>>1982603
>>Hell no.
>>1982603
>>Fuck no.
>>
>>1982603
>>No.
>>
>>1982603
>No.
>Hell no.
>Fuck no.
>Fucking Hell no.
>>
"...No. Fuck no. Hell no."

"...Oh thank God."

Wew, even he doesn't like it.

He awkwardly stands around.

"...So um... Yeah. So this entire building?"

"Yeah, I guess..."

"...I um... So uh... Can I give it to someone else? Like uh, Charlemagne?"

Actions

>...Why do you ask?
>...Hell no!
>...Claw, that's genius. A perfect wedding present! (...Give Charlemagne your Swedish palace!)
>You don't want to live here?
>Sure, I guess.
>Write-in
>>
>>1982639
>>...Claw, that's genius. A perfect wedding present! (...Give Charlemagne your Swedish palace!)
>>
>>1982639
>...Claw, that's genius. A perfect wedding present! (...Give Charlemagne your Swedish palace!)
>>
"Claw, that's genius. I'll give Charlemagne the palace!"

"Y-yeah. Sweet. I um... Can I have a bigger room in England?"

"...You still want to live with us?"

"I mean, well... Yeah?"

"Seriously..."

"I mean, well... You and Liz are kind of the only social life I have..."

"That's why you should probably try to spend time outside."

"...I-I mean, it's kind of hard to you know, get people to like you... And also because we're friends?"

Actions

>Listen, I'll just buy you a big house, alright? By me.
>...Sure, you can have a bigger room. And yes, you can live with us.
>...Sorry, no. Find your own place, Claw.
>Write-in
>>
>>1982673
>>Listen, I'll just buy you a big house, alright? By me.
>>
>>1982673
>...Sorry, no. Find your own place, Claw.
>>
You tell Claw to move out and stay in Sweden.

He seems a bit upset over this, and seems a bit betrayed.

-15 opinion.

Of course, soon after, you move entirely to England...

You do hear that Egypt still is resisting your rule, with the army fully mobilized and the royal family is in hiding...

Israeli has also begun mobilization just in case.

What do?

> Try to go down and get them to submit...
> Send Liz.
> Send R enexizia.
>>
>>1982877

> Send Liz.

Didn't she end up having good relations with the royal family over the Suez Canal there in an earlier thread?
>>
>>1982877
>> Send Liz.
>>
You of course send Liz...

What to do specifically?

> Attack
> Persuade
> Gain popular support.
> Write In
>>
>>1983068
>> Persuade
>>
>>1983068
> Attack
FUCKING ZIONISTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>1983084
With pregnant empress?
>>
>>1983068
> Persuade
>>
Liz of course goes to persuade the Egyptians to surrender...

She of course, finds a few encamped army divisions... And a radio station.

What do?

> Hijack Radio Station... (Also optionally hijack it with psy powers.)
> Army Division Persuade...
>>
>>1983164
>> Hijack Radio Station... (Also optionally hijack it with psy powers.)
All of the above.
>>
>>1983166
This
>>
>>1983166
Supporting
>>
You hijack it, carefully knocking on a window and psionically influencing him.

Roll me a 1d20+8 for psionically influencing him.

+2 for calming his emotions to receive you as a guest star rather then a fucking dragon outside.
+1 for mesmerizing him with your beauty?
>>
Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1983205
>>
Rolled 18 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1983205
>Liz looks at the Person and thinks really hard
>Really really hard
>It would be quite useful if she had some ability to focus is together. Instead, she thinks and it is.
"She looks at him from the window and gives him a grin
"Hey there handsome."
>She thinks, not says. Mentally toying with this man on the inside
>>
18+11=29

Of course, Elizabeth easily influences his adorable little mortal's mind... Erh, human's mind, yes... So small and cute... God, were they always that small? Seems so adorable...

Of course, the human inside can't resist, as the door opens...

"Oh, pardon me... I was just flying by, and I must say, you have such a wonderful station set up... Would you care if I barged in for a moment?"

The human of course, resists briefly by the pure fear he has.

"Oh, I promise I won't bite dear."

He opens the window, and of course, he points a microphone in your direction... You of course, lower your voice to the lowest possible...

The staff however, are confused, and bewildered by this, and evident by what they're saying, they're trying to call the government...

Roll me a final 1d20+7 to get this all under control...

+3 for finding a peaceful way to calm the staff down...
+2 for of course, also using your beauty to your advantage...
>>
>>1983317
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1983317
>>
Rolled 8 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1983317
>>
Rolled 7 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1983317
"Now, now, folks. There's no reason to call the government. The government is already here."
>she says smiling and batting her eyelashes with whimsy
"Now if you'd allow me, I need to calm some folks down before the army starts gunning anyone down. You wouldn't want that now would you?"
>she lets our her upgraded servile pheromones
"Now..."
>she wily pushes a piece of paper forward to an individual that does not matter
"Why don't you make sure that we broadcast far and wide, won't you deary?"
>>
Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1983317
>>
15+12=27

Elizabeth of course, sweetly lets loose a breath, which causes most of the room to just... Well, become droopy eyed, tired, and loyal...

"Aw, I always love it when your all so willing to work for me... So nice. Now, why don't we get this show on the road?"

Choose one radio station...

>Try to tune into the military radio.
>Continue the broadcast to all the civilians...
>Extend the range to Israeli?
>Write-in
>>
>>1983384
>>Try to tune into the military radio.
>>
>>1983384
>Try to tune into the military radio.
>>
You of course, begin to tune into the military radio...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well you can persuade the armed forces.

+3 for of course, trying to make a speech about how you feel so bad for the Egyptians and chastise the beast that rampaged through here!
+2 for of course, influencing the radioman to compliment you and be very biased. (+1 for of course, flattering Liz.)
+2 for Liz extending her worry to other small African nations. Who knows what could happen!

Also...

Plot Idea
>Have Claw rampage throughout the African/Middle East and annex the lands to restore order.

If anons want to use Intricate Webweaver on this, vote. I need 4 votes in total for this.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1983423
>>
Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1983423
"Oh how terrible, oh quaint. Some awfully unsightly beast set itself across the whole way to do awful damage. The royal sultan taken. The palace of gold stripped, Cairo itself raped beneath this awful beast. And some conspirator telling, I, Elizabeth Thorson, would have the chance to reunite the Byzantine Empire. Oh how foul."
>Perhaps not the most awful idea
>she grabs one spokesmen of a heavy nature, though not irreplaceable take his turn to speak
"Ah, yes, she's nice, she talks pretty and she smells very pretty!"
>it's a shame that pheromones don't work through radio broad cast
"Now, now, now. What awful terrible things else that could happen in this land? Let us all come together and not bear arms at each other. This should be a time of unification."
>>
19+12=31

Of course, Elizabeth does very well, talking plenty about the terrible, terrible fate of Cairo...

She can't help but fantasize about being crowned the Byzantine Empress for a minute, being intoxicated by the idea of such power... Such prestige...

She also comments about unification against this beast in Northern Africa under her lead, and continues to stress her point...

...Elizabeth of course, can't help but think of what to do.

>...(Maternal) Stress how you'll protect all your faithful subjects, even if they are an ex-colony...
>...(Ego)...Stress how you could ever so easily bring glory to Egypt and the Middle East, if only they followed your reign...
>...(Assertive)...Emphasize on your authority, and how everyone MUST come together, otherwise fall seperately!
>...(Assertive) ....Openly fantasize about being crowned the Byzantine Empress... You can make it look attractive, even... (...This will really, really hurt PR in the Middle East, but greatly help PR in the Balkans, Russia, and Greece.)
>>
>>1983530
>...(Assertive) ....Openly fantasize about being crowned the Byzantine Empress... You can make it look attractive, even... (...This will really, really hurt PR in the Middle East, but greatly help PR in the Balkans, Russia, and Greece.)
Liz I said the Tzar of Russia so it’s justified
>>
>>1983530
>>...(Assertive) ....Openly fantasize about being crowned the Byzantine Empress... You can make it look attractive, even... (...This will really, really hurt PR in the Middle East, but greatly help PR in the Balkans, Russia, and Greece.)
Given Ren's inability to actually go into hot ares. Lose of PR in these areas isn't that big a deal.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how much PR rises in Greece...

+3 for of course, becoming visibly giddy and of course, over excited at this...
+2 for of course, mentioning your wonderful, wonderful list of qualifications... (And of course, boosting your own ego.)
+1 for just thinking of Ren during this a bit..
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1983604
>>
Liz of course... Talks long, hard, and luxuriously about Byzantium, all the way until morning... When most of the staff has fallen asleep, and of course, she's still managing to talk about Byzantium...

...She's very, very clearly a nerd about this.

Eventually, Elizabeth's station starts getting call ins from Greece, Serbia, Bulgaria, Croatia... All over the place, about people inspired by what she said...

...God, this feels so, so good...

Elizabeth of course, upgrades due to pure, pure smug, ego, and happiness... And slight arousal at this idea.

Choose.

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Form
>Upgrade Pheromone
>>
>>1983618
>>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>>
>>1983618
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>>
Roll me a 1d50.
>>
Rolled 39 (1d50)

>>1983644
>>
Elizabeth feels... Well, of course, larger then life...

Choose one.

>Egomania. (...Liz starts getting boosts to herself when her ego/smugness builds up...)
>Nerdiness. (Cut's Liz's Charisma in half, but boosts her Intelligence and Wisdom, and makes her far more shy, reserved, and nerdy...)

Additionally, anons got Pheromone Mastery. If you can, specify a pheromone you want to really, really increase in power.
>>
>>1983732
>>Egomania. (...Liz starts getting boosts to herself when her ego/smugness builds up...)
High stats, this is basically a free combo booster.
>>
>>1983732
egomania
>>
Egomania.

Elizabeth now actively grows larger the more egotistical she is, and becomes smaller the more humbled/embarrassed she is...

A few things add more then most to her ego.

>Making other women envious. (Number one way!)
>An overwhelming amount of power.
>Being attractive to others! (In particular, Ren!)
>Having plenty of things she owns! (Which yes, means she gets bigger the more things she owns. Especially land, slaves (nicely treated of course, though), and of course, money.)

Note that Liz's "ego" makes her more assertive, somewhat more sultry, and more ambitious/proud. She won't suffer from a god-complex or thinking she doesn't have to do something...)

By the way, specify a pheromone to upgrade.
>>
>>1983780
Upgrade spirituality
>>
>>1983780
>>Being attractive to others! (In particular, Ren!)
>>1983789
>>
>>1983780
>Loyalty
>>
>>1983815
upgrade this.
>>
Liz's loyalty pheromone is now Master-tier, and gets more powerful the more full of "ego" Liz is.

Additionally, choose one stat to increase with Liz's ego as it gets larger... (This stat will rise or fall.)

>Intelligence
>Strength
>Charisma
>Psy Power (Unique)
>Magical Power (Unique)
>Wisdom
>>
>>1983831
>Magical Power (Unique)
>>
>>1983831
>>Charisma
>>
>>1983831
>Charisma
>>
Rolled 7 (1d50)

Charisma then.

Now... For the negative mutation.

Ignore my roll.
>>
7

Liz now has...

Well...

Elizabeth is now hard-locked to her human form.

Since Elizabeth lacks a human form, her next natural form is...

Dragon Form.

Elizabeth is now hardlocked to her dragon form, unless her emotions force her to another form. She can however, shift to humanoid dragon form still.

Elizabeth can't help but feel a bit happy at heart, as she talks more and more over the phone lines

Roll me a 1d100 for Starting Ego Gain.

Liz's Ego: 0 (Max right now of 1000, or -1000).

+15 for of course, thinking egotistically about how sweet and considerate you are.
+15 for also being very attracted to being so, so well loved by everyone... God, you are just so perfect.
+20 for also implying that your far more beautiful then most women on the radio too.
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1983961
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>1983961
>Liz closes her eyes as she begins daydreaming about all the nice words people are saying about her. A smile slipping across her face as she thinks of all the praise and adoration she must be getting, starting to stretch her body and puff herself up in pride as she just realizes...She's not human anymore. Pulled out of her daydreaming she looks herself over she realizes she just turned into a dragon meaning she just shapeshifted on a radioshow in public. Feeling embarrassment wash over her as she shuts her eyes and tries to concentrate on a more "Normal" form, her brow furrowed as she tries to alter her form growing increasingly flustered and embarrassed as she fails any sort of actual change. Eyes darting around for the exit, she quickly shifts her body trying to move for the exit, overdoing her motion causing her to smash her tail into the wall as well as slip, falling on her slide giving her no small amount of pain to her ankle and wing. yelping from the fall and utterly embarrassed from this display she tries to hobble out of the room hoping they didn't hear all of what just happened.
>>
>>1984025
>...Silence breaks out in the crowd, one could swear that you'd hear a pin drop if there was a pin to drop. So they made do with laughter. A light giggle broke out in the crowd, some unnoticeable woman in the back stifling a giggle, spreading slowly like a disease the people next to her started giggling, then it started spreading like a fire, a low laughter rippling through the ground, and then it reached a chorus of laughs, some of them even daring to point at you. Your mouth hangs partially agape as you sit confused, slightly dizzy as embarrassment clouds your mind. You start running over in your mind how you could mess this up. What did you do wrong? Where you not focusing enough? Did you have the wrong image in your head? Where you just a screw up. You feel ashamed and it isn't helped by your lack of grace and your pride is hurt further by the laughter hitting a crescendo as you try to get away from it all. Shaking your head to gather your thoughts as you try to get away you realize it's just the radio staff with you. Staring at you with odd looks as you realize that everything you just heard and saw was ghosts of your own insecurities, and that you just broadcasted all of that live.
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

...Elizabeth now has -20 ego.

After Elizabeth, extremely embarrased, runs out of the radio station for being such a clutz, not to mention the sudden transformation and...

As soon as you get outside, you try to shapeshift down, and feel unable to...

Rolling.

1-40=Try to remain calm!
41-60=Oh god! Try to visit Ren! Maybe he can help you somehow!
61-100=Breakdown! You've lost your human form already, isn't that enough? Now embarrased on the radio! Even if no one might of noticed?!
>>
Elizabeth of course, flies off to visit Ren before anything bad can happen!

It takes her two hours...

Meanwhile, as Renexizious...

You are at home, watching some news on the TV in Liz's private quarters...

Huh. Seems like the Balkans are in love with her, and Greece seems to want to join her practically... Or whatever.

That's nice.

You of course, aren't too interested, and you feel yourself drifting to sleep...

Until you hear a loud SLAM outside, like a small earthquake hit for a second.

"REN!?" You hear, from outside. You of course, get up, and run out to see Elizabeth... Very upset, and very scared.

"Ren?"

"Hey, Elizabeth! What's wrong? Also, shift down, practically everyone can hear you!"

"That's the thing! I can't!"

"What do you mean, you can't?"

"I-I just can't!"

She seems very, very upset...

Actions

>...Tell her everything's going to be fine...
>Mention how you've always wanted a dragon-sized lair for her and you...
>...Tell her you'll research this right away!
>Write-in
>>
>>1984256
>Tease her

Time to bulli
>>
>>1984256

>...Tell her everything's going to be fine...
>Mention how you've always wanted a dragon-sized lair for her and you...
>...Tell her you'll research this right away!

If she wants to of course
>>
"Come on, don't worry. I've always wanted to share a dragon-sized lair with you... Besides, I'll research this, alright?"

She smiles.

"Really?"

...You of course, can't help but slightly have some fun with your wife, who's just declared herself a worthy successor of the Byzantines, and yet is afraid of being unable to shapeshift a little bit...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to bully Liz a bit.

+3 for of course, embarrassing her with how living in a dragon-sized lair with you would be like... And of course, how you'd love it.
+2 if you can also maybe tease her a bit about having to sleep outside like a peasant...
+2 for talking about how this is a non-issue anyways, and how you prefer this... (+1 for embarrassing her while talking about this.)

Success increases Ren's happiness and Liz will be a bit humbled, and of course, take this a bit less seriously.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1984296
Too emotionally hurt to write
>>
>>1984304
Since it's not your day, I'll ignore this nat one for you.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>
Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1984296
>"A shame you don't want to stay like that and just share a lair with me though, after all it's not like it's that bad, I'd get a cute little dragoness in a cozy lair to myself, and you'd get to stay home with me all the time, at least unless you want to sleep outside on the ground like some peasantry would and your adorable little face when you get embarassed. The soft feeling of your scales. Maybe I'd even get to wash your scales sometimes. Who would of thought that the queen of britain and now the empress of a grand empire would end up botching a shapeshifting running frightened before hiding away in a lair with her husband sleeping on the ground like the peasants she ruled over. It's kind of funny actually. I wonder how did you realize you couldn't shapeshift anymore. It'd be cute if you spent half your time here straining yourself making some adorable face trying to force your shapeshifting."
>>
I'll allow a samefag if you can embarrass her more...
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

“Haha. You can’t even relate to your original family now. How does that feel.”
>>
Rolled 11 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1984378
>"Though in the meantime we'll still need to make another nursery won't we. Though this doesn't look right....Your stomach looks a bit...somewhat...okay no how much weight have you put on? Or are there just more eggs then normal? That's pregnancy weight right? You haven't been eating too much right? You'd have to eat out a city to overdo it what did you raid all the pastry shops in sweden? Do I have to deal with a donut shortage now? Hm...The lair might have to be a bit bigger to accommodate. I wanted to add a good dozen more feet to the size of it for more floors but I guess I could just roll it all together and hopefully we'll have enough room to fit you in. Though I hope this is just a phase if it passes on..."
*Ren shudders for a minute as he thinks over the possibility.*
"Yeah I don't think we're ready for a mass faminine...."
Ren sighs and gives liz a kiss on the snout/nose

"But don't worry dear I'll love you no matter what form you have or how big or small you are...or...if your weight betrays your size."

*Ren claps*
"No matter what."
>>
>>1984410
>being cruel
>being this bad

no, try again
>>
...You know, with this quality...

Critical Autosuccess.

You of course give Elizabeth a kiss on the nose, to make sure she knows your just teasing her...

A little.

She is of course, some strange mix of offended, humbled, and uncomfortable... But mostly thinks your joking..

Strangely... She erh... She seems to be shrinking a bit.. She erm... She hasn't noticed, but you notice this slightly, as most noticably, her legs seem to get smaller and smaller...

You can't help but remember the time she has stubby legs.

Elizabeth's ego: -150.

"Oh come on Ren, that's a... That's a funny joke, right?"

She says, somewhat worried that what you said is true.

"You know... I think you messed up your shapeshifting. Your getting even more dense!"

"W-what?"

"Look, your little feet... And your still so top heavy Liz!"

"I-I am not top heavy!"

You can't help but laugh as she pouts in her dragon form, clearly not amused.

"Ren, it is not polite at all to make fun of a woman's weight, let alone making fun of her predicament..."

"I'm not being polite! I'm trying to be honest, Elizabeth! Besides, if you aren't top heavy, your weight has to come from somewhere at least!"

Elizabeth lets out something of a "meep" and a "I can't just believe you actually said that."

Which is indeed, a "meep" sound.

Elizabeth's Ego: -200

She continues to shrink, being about 70 stories now, instead of 100.

...Of course, now that you've started, you can't really go back.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to continue the bullying.

+3 for embarrassing her more!
+1 if you can also point out how cute she is though, being your dragon wife who can't shapeshift anymore.
>>
Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1984486
>>
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1984486
"'Meep'? Truly spoken from a great intellectual like yourself.I can just imagine it. A only slightly overweight dragoness hunched over a grand book, adjusting her somewhat thick horn rimmed glass looking over some old philosophical text pulling herself from her studies to come to the profound conclusion 'Meep'. Answering so many problems of the human condition, giving her the answer to her own problem of being unable to shapeshift, advancing the world and bringing it into the future and staring at her husband with a embarrassed flustered pout while he points out how Meep isn't that intellectual after all."

"Truly history will tell this glorious tale of elizabeth. Not about how she ruled, not about the children she sired, maybe a few chapters on her questionable dietary habits, but mainly about how she was a great intellect, but helpless too and at the end of that grand glorious chapter, words recorded right from her lips...'Meep'"

Then have a good laugh at her expense and try to hug her

"But regardless of what anyone says about my liz, she's cute, and she's mines, and I still love her all the same. Come on down here so I can give you a kiss."
>>
I'll allow a "Critical Successful Failure" If Ren can of course, continue to reassure her... And try to tell her how cute she is, even without any of her fancy forms and how she'll get through this alright...
>>
>>1984567
>"I'm sorry if I'm laying on to you too much liz. I love you still, no matter what form you have, no matter how heavy you seem to be. I don't care now do I?"

>"So what if you can't even use your human form? I still love you anyways, even if the form you loved was still weird and had mismatching blond hair in it for some reason! I love you anyways..."

>"Or that one of you're elven ears is crooked at a odd angle compared to the other? Or that you're nose looks a bit too sharp in that form, I'd still pinch it any day. You still look cute and you're still my wife."

>"Then there's your half dragon form and it's absolutely precious...even if you're breath smells a bit too...natural...for my taste. I'd still kiss you because it's you!"

>"And no matter how you...different your minotaur form smells I'd still hug you close any day because no matter how you look you still feel soft and wonderful to me."

>"Even with the flaws of your yuan ti form I love it as well. Even if the tail's too long and gets in the way, even if your lisp in that form makes you look even nerdier! Even if you always miss the speck of food on one of your fangs on the left each time to eat!"

>"Even if your kobold form makes you look like an even bigger nerd! Even if it makes you smaller then you ever normally all! Even if it makes you look like a child! You're adorable nonetheless."

>"And you know your drow form? It actually looks positively silly! Like an elf that dyed their body grey and started trying to look cool and different but even then it looks cute and that's because you aren't cool."

>"Also your centaur form? You're an absolute clutz in that form, or you look like it at least. You look like you don't even have any idea how to move properly in that form but even if you tripped I'd pick you up and cuddle you because that's cute too and you're lovely anyways."
>"And finally even if that werewolf form makes you smell like a wet dog every time even a drop of water on you, so what if you drool a bit...or all the time each time you're in it. Or that your voice tries to sound gruff but ends up coming out awkward when you use it. Who would care? You're my beautiful, nerdy, chubby, loving, kind, and amazingly skilled at cooking wife and I wouldn't have you any other way, or change your forms any other how. Because you are amazing in every way. And your flaws are extraordinary. Both in an amazing way and an embarassing way. So that's why I'm going to stress them all, that's why I'm going to stress them all, that's why I'm going to say them all, and that's why I'm going to love them all. And I don't care who sees me say it as long as they see me with you, because I want you with me, always and forever elizabeth."
>>
Straight up Critical Success, I'm not really sure how else to say, besides damned good.

Elizabeth of course, is some odd mix. She doesn't even know if she should pick you up, kiss you, and cuddle you, or blush wildly at her imperfections and flaws.. Or do both.

Elizabeth's Ego: -400

Opinion: +10

Elizabeth shrinks further, to about 40 stories thi this time...

And of course, her head is at roughly eye level now.

"...I-I um... Well..."

She stutters, and is blushing quite heavily, and seems nervous a bit...

"H-how about I um... Well, thank you Ren? I-I mean, well, thank you for the compliments, b-but, I will not be addressed to that I am some "nerd", nor do I smell bad in my minotaur form..."

"...When do you use that anyways?"

She blushes wildly.

"J-just the erm... I um...." Her voice at this point, is more of a quite stutter, with a mix of a whisper to you... She's so embarassed...

Actions.

>End bullying Elizabeth...
>Insist that she is a giant nerd.
>Use this lull to charm her more...
>...Continue to bully her.
>...Press into embarrasing her further. Ask what she does with her minotaur form...
>Write-in
>>
>>1984687
>Insist that she is a giant nerd.
>Give her a big kiss if we can
>Use this lull to charm her more...
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 anon.

+3 for of course, mentioning how cute she is, when she's so small and adorable, like now...
+2 for of course, mentioning what you love about every form. (Or teasing each form a bit more... Or both.)
+2 for of course... Insisting that she is the most cute, and adorable nerd you've had the pleasure of meeting. (...And why it's so fun to tease her, maybe.)
+1 for being serious in how you'd actually love being together with her in her dragon form, in a lair together... It's been a long time coming! No more crowded human palaces... Now just comfy caves.
>>
Rolled 1 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1984719
>"And liz. I just want to say this is nice. No matter how big you are, no matter how majestic you look or at least how majestic someone says you look when you're large, I think you're beautiful, I think you're adorable, and I think you're cute when you're small, I love being around you, I love being around you when you're small, and when you're cute, and I love the way how you look like I can just protect you, and the thought of just being together, me curled around you in a nice cool lair, just us alone together, me loving you and you loving me, with no crowded human palaces, no legion of servants running together, just us together. Together with that absolutely adorable nerd that I feel in love with so long ago, the most adorable nerd that I've ever met, the nerd I love to tease so much and that I've been together so long with, in this marriage that's felt so whirlwind and so long drawn. No matter how wonderful your other forms are, the imposing cuteness of your minotaur form, the tranquil grace of your elven form, the helpless adorableness of your kobold form, or the exotic beauty of your yuan ti form it still doesn't matter what. Because I love you right now. Ignoring all your forms and all your flaws, no actually adding onto them. I love you besides me, and I'd love to have you curled up in a lair besides me right now. This small, nerdy, adorable dragon dragoness trying to stammer out words about how they feel about me. That's what I love."
>>
...Liz isn't sure what to say.

"W-well, I erm...Well, thank you, but I don't... I mean, I um..."

"Yes?"

"We-w-well, I mean, I'm not like that, at all... I-I mean, nerd wise. Not form wise."

"...Besides you being my mega-nerdy wife?"

"...I'm not nerdy..."

"...Oh yes you are..."

"I am not..."

Elizabeth of course, can't help but be flattered by what you said about her a bit later...

Eventually, you get back the main subject.

"So... Could you help me? Find out how to go back to normal?"

"What, no dragon only lair?"

"...I mean, I'd rather not sleep on the ground..."

"You don't have a lot of choice, Liz... It could take a while."

She sighs.

"Well, until this whole thing is done... Could you at least sleep with me?"

"What, out in the gardens?"

"...Yes? It'd be like camping... But with me."

She smiles, sweetly. It's clear she wants some company later tonight... And to not be alone, in the gardens...

Actions

>...Sure. Why not. Camping with Liz. Dragon Liz. Comfy as fuck.
>...Why don't we just go full on camping then? Go out to the woods, that sort of thing?
>I'll do you one better. I'll find some cave, and both of us can try to fit in...
>...I'll be up here if you need me, ok Liz? (Sleep in the room...)
>Write in
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>>1984767
>I'll do you one better. I'll find some cave, and both of us can try to fit in...
>>
>>1984778
>>I'll do you one better. I'll find some cave, and both of us can try to fit in...
>>
You of course, promise to her, you'll find a proper cave for her to live in.

"...Ren, I'd rather not live in a cave..."

Actions

>It's temporary!
>You'll love it!
>...Do you, or don't you want dragon cuddles?
>It's temporary!
>...Caves are cozy!
>Write-in
>>
>>1984793
>You'll love it!
>...Do you, or don't you want dragon cuddles?
>>
"Come on, we can do dragon cuddling now. And also you'll absolutely love it..."

She seems unsure...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to cheer her up on the bright side of cave life!

+3 for listing advantages over living in a palace!
+2 if you can mention how great it'll be to sleep together in dragon form?
+2 for trying to solve some problems she might be facing... (Such as being unable to drink tea, lacking the ability to really cook for you, unable to read, unable to write, other things like that.)
>>
>>1984793
>>It's temporary!
>>
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1984806
>>
Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1984806
>Well it's private, so you and me will finally get some alone time, we'll get to enjoy nature together, and we might even be able to make the cave into something we'll learn to love in the future.

>And we'll get to cuddle, liz don't you always want to cuddle with me whenever you can? And now you get to do that, curled around each other as we sleep through the day. It would be divine.

>And there's no need to worry about things like cooking. It just means we can go out together to 'search' for food. Like hunting. It'll be nice going out together and so what if you can't read. I'll just read to you, writing too. Don't worry about it okay liz? I said I'd take care of you and I will."
>>
So...

Use barbaric?

>Yes.
>No.

Also, forcing Liz to tumble is not a valid "barbaric" answer.
>>
>>1984829
>>Yes.
>>
Roll me a 1d20.

+3 for barbarically mentioning how comfy it would be!
+2 for barbarically talking about how you'll take care of her... And protect her..
+2 for also mentioning how you swear you'll make it the most comfy cave ever?
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1984839
Dice gods please
>>
Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1984839
>>
Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1984839

>"You know how you're always bitching about how the bed's never soft enough? Well imagine KNEADING THE ROCK ITSELF INTO THE FINEST, SOFTEST, MOST COMFORTABLE SAND IN THE WORLD! AND you get to work your anger out before bed!"
>"And any nosy paparazzi sons of a bitches come by, I'LL FUCKING COOK THEM ALIVE WITH FLAME BREATH and serve you breakfast in bed! It'll be great, AND make new jobs, as the paparazzi jobs will now be vacant!"
>"And it'll be the best, most comfy cave ever! I'll bring in...flowers, and gold, and SLAVES, and other stuff that you like!"
>>
10+7=17

Elizabeth of course, is somewhat still not really liking it.

"...Ren, I'd prefer if you don't... Well, you know, burn people alive. Even if you'd serve me breakfast in bread."

"...Seriously? Come on, you do it for me all the t-Did you just say breakfast in bread?"

"S-sorry, I erh... I combined two words kind of... I was thinking about just having some bread for breakfast or something."

"...Liz, you are too adorable... But really, we can make it the most best, comfy cave possible. Flowers. Gold. Slaves... Beds, even!"

"...I'm not really... Well, I mean, I like beds... Plus gold looks nice..."

"Yeah... Though I don't see waht's wrong with making the rock into a comfortable sand is, and work out anger..."

"...It's hard? And sand gets in the scales, Ren... Besides, it's only proper to sleep on a bed."

"...But still, you don't want to sleep in a cave?"

"I mean, I'd prefer to be in my home... I can always settle for the garden though."

"What if it rains?"

"...Maybe a tarp or something. Those are always comfy to be under..."

Actions

>Continue to try and persuade her.
>...Fine, she can camp out in the gardens then...
>Well, if your going to be out there, I'll be out there with you!
>Write-in
>>
>>1984864
>>...Fine, she can camp out in the gardens then...
>>
>>1984864

>Well, if your going to be out there, I'll be out there with you!
>>
You of course, decide to do both...

Liz meanwhile, tries to set up her living area now out in the gardens...

Tries.

Roll me a 1d20 to see how successful Liz is.

+2 for ideas on how to make tea for a 20 story dragon, a time honored tradition...
+2 for of course, getting yourself some privacy somehow...
+2 for also finding a good place to hide your somewhat nerdy things from Renexizious at, so maybe he'll stop bullying you...
+1 for worrying over all those little flaws he mentioned... You really don't have food stuck in your left fang, do you? He honestly can't like that... (+1 if she can calm down a bit... And recognize he loves the fact your human and have flaws!)

If everything's done, Liz calms down a bit!
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1984879
>>
19

Liz does her best, managing to make a fairly nice and private space...

Ren of course is researching all this.

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons
+3 for ideas on what happened?
+2 for worrying about Liz. ..
>>
Rolled 7 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1985067
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1985067
>>
17+5=22

Renexizious of course researches what could be causing this, when he thinks he's come across a startling conclusion.

Apparently, Elizabeth's forms are... Well, essentially, they seem to be out of balance, or so. Every time she tries to shift, something seems to be blocking the process...

You eventually, after a very long while, come to a conclusion that it's... Well, both strangely biological and magical...

What hell...

Actions

>Maybe go with the conclusion it's biological in nature.
>Conclude it's magical.
>...Maybe it's biologically magical or something?
>Write-in
>>
>>1985379
>...Maybe it's biologically magical or something?

Magical inhibitors built into the body as a natural feature?

Basically a function that disrupts her shapeshifting.

Though what's causing it is another problem.
>>
You conclude that it's biologically magical... If that makes sense.

You however, believe that when she's going through high emotions, or at least is very, very humble or on a very heavy ego trip, she might actually regain it... It seems like having an overly large ego or a very tiny one causes her to be able to change shape...

Maybe.

Actions

>Test this theory... (Bully or help Liz regain some ego...)
>No, no... It's only a theory, and your done teasing your wife for now.
>...Maybe research if anything else has changed?
>Write-in
>>
>>1985403
>Test this theory... (Bully or help Liz regain some ego...)

Time to bully liz.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to bully.

Variant bonus for how hard you bully Liz and really embarrass her.
>>
Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1985412
>readout things that you recall from her diary
>>
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1985412
"Liz I'm ba-."

"Wait..."
"Did you get smaller?"
"How did you get even smaller? At this rate the lair won't be too small for you it'd be too big! At this rate we might as well just buy you a doll house and call it a new palace. At the very least it'd solve your problem with a lack of a bed but then again how are we going to get you new clothes? What are we going to do hire a dollmaker?"

Ren starts to give a hearty chuckle

"Imagine that. The imperial seamstress is to be a dollmaker for the empress who became a five inch tall cutie. Maybe I should get a shirt with a front pocket so that when you get smaller I can carry you around in it! Oh! Oh! Maybe I can even dress you up. That would just be grand wouldn't it?"

"Though it would be a shame that I'd miss out on your night time 'mental broadcasting' if you get put in a dollhouse. How else am I supposed to hear the grand adventures of liz and the endless bakery? Though I suppose I could just keep your dollhouse on the nighstand. Though this does beg the question of how your clothes normally fit on you when you used to shapeshift so much. I'm surprised you haven't stretched them out to the point of looking like silken bags then fine gowns. Though maybe you in ill-fitting clothes might not be too bad..."

"I must say for someone that would love to puff themselves up big you sure look small. You keep getting smaller and I was already double your size. Why as I am now I would absolutely tower over you. You'd be so tiny and helpless. It'd be adorable. You'd be like a tiny drake that I was watching over. So tiny, so small, and so absolutely adorable."

"So then what design would you like your new dollho-I mean home to be?"

"Grand Empress Elizabeth?"
>>
18+15=32

Just going to say fuck it and label it a crit success.

You of course, walk into the gardens, and find Liz attempting her very, very best to make some tea. Which is proving very difficult, as she tries to grab a tiny kettle with one of her huge claws.

So of course, you talk to her a bit.

"I-I... I -I'm not that small, Ren." She says, timidly...

[red]"Oh come on, your so adorable when your voice is so soft, and absolutely adorable... Like that donut thing."[/red]

She blushes, a bit flattered and embarrassed.

"I-I just enjoy donuts, alright?'

[red]"Yes, yes you do. No wonder your so top-heavy."[/red]

Liz's Ego: -500

Liz is now 10 stories tall.

Elizabeth tries her best to shake off being so embarrased by you, and tries to be assertive.

"Ren... Can you please not joke about this..." She says... She's so damned embarrassed, it's cute. It came out more as a whimper then the once-proud dragoness before you...

...Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if Renexizious does relent in bullying her so much.

+3 for continuing to embarrass her about how she's so small, harmless, and adorable.
+2 for also finding another way to embarass her...
+1 for also bullying her about her "assertive" self barely being able to be assertive!
>>
Rolled 19 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1985527
"Yes you are that small. Why I think at this rate renexizia has you outclassed in size. Why I think you're just barely at ten stories. You're one tenth of your size liz! One tenth! and one twentieth of mines! And that just makes it cuter when you try to act so assertive. You just look so adorable and helpless, like a puppy trying to act intimidating. It just makes me want to pet you and scratch your chubby belly. That's exactly what you are ya know. Like a small cute and adorable puppy, but a dragoness. A big, blushing, stammering dragoness that can't even speak properly. The same dragoness that is queen elizabeth who is no doubt quite learned. After all she is the nerdy scholar I knew and she can't even come up with a proper retort without stammering out a weak denial. I wonder what anyone else would say if they say this, not that I'd let them. I'd rather to keep this all to myself for the lovely of how the regal empress known as queen elizabeth is just a cute stammering little dragoness in love."

"In love with me of course, and who I love right back."

"The same woman who I love to watch struggle to use a teacup. Don't think I forgot that. Watching your hands slip and try to grasp some delicate tea cup. You may be small but you aren't that small, at least not yet. Though you are clumsy, it's so refreshing to watch you try to handle a tea cup too small for your claws. I wish I could just capture this moment forever. Hang it on a wall. It would be precious."
>>
Crit Success.

Elizabeth is unable to really respond, shyly looking away, stammering, and trying to not look you in the eyes.

"W-well, I erm... I think I should go."

You can't help but notice she's shrunk down to 5 stories.

Liz's Ego: -600

"I-I'm just going to go out for a bit, alright Ren?" She says, sheepishly.

"...Really? So soon?"

Actions

>...Tell her you'll get started on the cave...
>...Offer to accompany her?
>...Get her to stay and continue to bully her...
>...Apologize for being a bit... Well, too mean to her.
>Write-in
>>
>>1986183
>...Offer to accompany her?
>>
"Come on, I'll come with you."

She smiles a bit flattered.

"I-I mean, well..."

"Come on. The least I can do is help you use a tea cup..."

She smiles, a bit sweetly.

"I was planning to go out to eat and... Erm..."

"While your so top heavy?"

She nervously laughs... Not really sure if she's believing you or not.

"I was going to go to a salad bar, actually..."

Judging from her eye sliding a bit to the ground and side to side, and not keeping eye contact, along with fidgeting a bit, you determine that to be false...

Actions

>...Point out she wanted to go somewhere else... And that your curious where.
>Why not go out with her on a date? It's the least you can do after making fun of her so much...
>Tell her you'll just stay home.
>Write-in
>>
>>1986258
>...Point out she wanted to go somewhere else... And that your curious where.
>>
>>1986258
>...Point out she wanted to go somewhere else... And that your curious where.
>>
"Where did you plan on going?"

"...To a bakery?"

She shrugs a bit, nervously.

"I know it's not the healthiest... But still, they have some delicious crumpets and... Sprinkled crumpets, yes."

Hm...

>Bully her with this.
>...Tell her it's not too healthy for her...
>...Offer to go with her!
>>
>>1986350
>Bully her with this.
>...Offer to go with her!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.

Variant bonus for bullying Liz nicely.
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1986404
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1986404
"Oh a doughnut shop? I definitely can't let you go by yourself then, after all maybe if i'm there to tease you a bit you'll be more self conscious. Wouldn't want you to empty their stock now would we? Or to get a tummy ache. Don't want my little liz to get sick like that now do we?"
>>
17+8=25

Of course, a bit embarrassed... Elizabeth lets up, and lets you come with her...

Elizabeth's Ego: -530

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well your date goes with her...

+3 for of course, finding a way to politely tell the bakery how they'll be out of donuts for a while...
+2 for also excusing the tiny dragon, Elizabeth outside...
+1 for also mentioning to Elizabeth how cute she is.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d29)

>>1986473
>>
Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1986473
>>
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1986473
>>
Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1986473
>"I'd like to tell all of you in here that due to your high grade product we may end up emptying some...most...all of your doughnuts. Apologies for the small dragon outside of your store but I'm sure you will find her patronage extremely beneficial as we find your confections delicious."
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

15+11=26

Elizabeth and you of course, have a fairly nice date, though Liz seems to be a bit shy about eating the donuts...

"...Well, come on. I bought many of these for you."

"...I'd rather not Ren..."

"Come on, I was joking about all that... Your pregnant, that's why your top heavy, alright? It was all a joke."

...She slightly eats one, being somewhat embarrassed... Then another one...

Eventually settling back into her old eating habit of dining politely...

Everything seems normal again...

Sort of.

...Meanwhile, as Claw...

You've been looking all over Sweden for some apartment or house to take you in...

But, most humans think your a little too dangerous to rent out a house to, or the fact the apartments are shitty, or the fact there's too much noise...

Rolling to see if during this time, Claw can get his shit together...

1-100: ???
>>
Claw of course, although having a shitload of money, eventually finds a comfortable old house on a hillside, mostly abandoned since the Swedish Civil War. Claw of course, begins to move in...

After a few days of getting the old house together, he seems to particularly enjoy the basement...

...Though after a few days, he realizes that it's kind of hard to pay for pizza with gold... And becomes a pizza delivery man...

This of course, actually does help with his social life a bit... And he manages to actually reduce some of his awkwardness, and autism...

Roll me a 1d100 to see how much autism is lost.

+15 if Claw can try to talk less... Autistically, and more shy and introverted... And a bit nerdy.
>>
Also, an additional +15 for finding if he can reduce autism in any particular way in how he acts.
>>
Rolled 35 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>1987387
Firstly cut down on any stammering or stuttering. Secondly learn to fucking recover when you slip up in a conversation. Don't start breaking down, just apologize, correct yourself, and move on. Also don't just go on rants about whatever subject interests you forgetting the fact you have an audience. Not everyone is as 'motivated' as you.
>>
Allowing a samefag if Claw can try to think about any other ways.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>1987387
>>
65+15=80

Claw successfully manages to act more... Normal. He still has a huge habit of ranting, talking about things he likes, but at least doesn't stutter or break down as much... And also is a bit better when it comes to people.

A month goes by...

-----GREAT BRITAIN--------

Elizabeth seems to be adjusting fairly well to her dragon form, trying to use her humanoid dragon form to fit in a bit better... Of course, a humanoid dragon standing at roughly ten stories tall isn't exactly... Friendly. But still, she's doing fairly well...

She of course, has begun to slow down due to her pregnancy, and has become a bit more hungry,...

A few British scientists have reported to have discovered "DNA", apparently deoxyribonucleic acid, which seems heavily related to genetics...

Both of the scientists, a Watson and Clerk have backed up your theories regarding genetics and science... Surely, making your theories even more prevalent...

English and French scientists have reportedly discovered "supersonic commercial flights", further revolutionizing the world of aircraft...

---------------GERMANY--------------

The German Chancellor, Willy Brandt, a remarkable Social Democrat has proclaimed an idea of "Ostpolitik", stressing improving relations with Russia, Poland, Balkans, Finland, Hungary, Romania, and the Balkans.

The FBI reports that a few of his aides have had ties to the Soviets. Your own spies report that in Germany, a party called the German Imperial Party has been getting some minor popularity, alongside the Socialist Reich Party, both being considered far right parties. All while socialist and communist parties become a bit more and more popular

There is talk among some of the German Junkers that some territory may be conceded to you, in a hope of an alliance. The new Kaiser also seems to support internal affairs and recovery after the second world war.


------------IBERIA----------------------

Franco's forces have been gaining some ground thanks to volunteers from Granada...

---------------MIDDLE EAST--------------------

Most of the Egyptian Armed Forces have defected to a "President Nasser", demanding a socialist democracy in Egypt. They've already begun a guerrilla warfare campaign against Commonwealth officials, and already seem to have very high popularity among hte locals.

In Syria, a millitary coup led by Hafez al-Assad has happened, resulting in the Syrian democracy being deposed, and replaced with with nationalist Ba'ath party. Your spies are unsure about this region.

The Kingdom of Jordan has split off from Egypt after it's fall, being a constitutional monarchy led by Hussein bin Talal, a notable peacemaker and stabilizer.

Your spies report that he seems to be quite grateful towards you for attempting to bring peace to the Middle East.

There are heavy reports of a "Brotherhood of Muslims" gathering in Turkey, Palestine, Syria, Palestine, Persia, Egypt, and most of the Middle East...
>>
Currently, there is a question on the Caucasus... Most particularly, Georgia and Armenia, sporting Christian majorities... They're weak enough that crushing them would be trivial, and you could easily strong-man them into surrendering to you...

Actions

>Strongman Armenia and Georgia.
>Send a diplomatic request to them to join you...
>...Ignore them.
>...Make a few examples out of them.
>Write-in
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>>1988462
>Strongman Armenia and Georgia.
>>
>>1988462
>Send a diplomatic request to them to join you...
If that doesn't work then strongman them
>>
You of course, decide to ask them nicely first... Then strongman them.

Due to your overwhelmingly powerful armies, Georgia and Armenia decide to give in to your pressure...

You now control the Suez Canal!

Do anons want to leave it running... Or do something?

>Block non-Commonwealth ships from going into the Suez Canal.
>Do nothing...
>Force people to have "licenses of travel" (AKA: Tax people who go through!)
>Write-in
>>
>>1988608
>Force people to have "licenses of travel" (AKA: Tax people who go through!)
>>
You set up some tolls and fees in the Suez Canal.

It'll give you 50$ Million per month.

Of course, Elizabeth claims ownership of 30$ Million, as this is technically her canal, and her lands. Ren gets 20$ Million...

---------------BALKANS----------------

Elizabeth is so well known in the Balkans, that she's a beloved figurehead of the land. Babies are named after her, roads are named after her, and she's praised by all the politicians... Why, even the socialists have to agree, or end up looking bad!

Of course, this allows Liz to influence the country far, far easier....

Elizabeth has 120 opinion in the Balkans, and is a Beloved Figurehead...

Choose one perk/event to get.

>Pan-Slavism (Elizabeth forms a union between the Slavic Nations... This automatically annexes and takes control of all Balkan countries under your control, along with giving you claims on Romania and Poland. All Slavs gain +15 opinion of Elizabeth too. The Balkans will be called Greater Yugoslavia)
>Serbian Nationalism (The Balkans becomes formally Greater Serbia. Elizabeth also annexes the Balkans in addition... You also gain access to four elite Serbian Armies, and all units recruited from Serbia are extremely effective, and loyal. In addition, Elizabeth gains claims on Greece/Albania, Austria, Romania, and Hungary. All Serbians gain a +25 opinion of Elizabeth.)
>>
>>1988676
>>Serbian Nationalism (The Balkans becomes formally Greater Serbia. Elizabeth also annexes the Balkans in addition... You also gain access to four elite Serbian Armies, and all units recruited from Serbia are extremely effective, and loyal. In addition, Elizabeth gains claims on Greece/Albania, Austria, Romania, and Hungary. All Serbians gain a +25 opinion of Elizabeth.)
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>>1988676
>Serbian Nationalism (The Balkans becomes formally Greater Serbia. Elizabeth also annexes the Balkans in addition... You also gain access to four elite Serbian Armies, and all units recruited from Serbia are extremely effective, and loyal. In addition, Elizabeth gains claims on Greece/Albania, Austria, Romania, and Hungary. All Serbians gain a +25 opinion of Elizabeth.)
>>
>>1988676
>Pan-Slavism (Elizabeth forms a union between the Slavic Nations... This automatically annexes and takes control of all Balkan countries under your control, along with giving you claims on Romania and Poland. All Slavs gain +15 opinion of Elizabeth too. The Balkans will be called Greater Yugoslavia)

Actually I'll take this.
Yugoslavia > Serbia
>>
>>1988692
Eh, I'll change too.
>>
Liz forms Greater Yugoslavia.

The Emperor of Serbia has been demoted to the King of Serbia. You are also now appointed as the "Lady Protector of Yugoslavia."

Opinion with Ukraine is now 110!

Choose one event/perk.

>Cossack Republic. (Ukraine is renamed to the Republic of the Cossacks. Renexizious also gains two divisions of Elite Cossack Infantry/Cavalry, along with being the "protector" of the Republic, and formally annexing it. He gains +10 opinion among all centaurs.)
>Russian Occupation (Ukraine ceases to exist, and joins Russia. This solves Russia's food problem, and boosts your PR in Russia by 20.)
>Crimean Empire (Renexizious crowns himself the Emperor of Crimea. He'll formally annex Ukraine, along with the rest of the Caucasus and Crimea... He'll also gain 6 Cossack Infantry/Cavalry armies to use. He gains +5 opinion among all Cossacks/Ukranians/Crimeans.)
>>
>>1988743
>Russian Occupation (Ukraine ceases to exist, and joins Russia. This solves Russia's food problem, and boosts your PR in Russia by 20.)
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>>1988743
>Russian Occupation (Ukraine ceases to exist, and joins Russia. This solves Russia's food problem, and boosts your PR in Russia by 20.)
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>>1988743
>Crimean Empire (Renexizious crowns himself the Emperor of Crimea. He'll formally annex Ukraine, along with the rest of the Caucasus and Crimea... He'll also gain 6 Cossack Infantry/Cavalry armies to use. He gains +5 opinion among all Cossacks/Ukranians/Crimeans.)
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Ukraine is now formally annexed by Russia...

Which grants anons enough to get Russia's specialty event...

>The True Third Rome. (Elizabeth undertakes a massive project to reform Moscow from it's brutalist roots to a second Rome. This will cost millions upon millions to properly finish, luckily backed up by many volunteers from eager patriots, and upon completition you may very well claim the proper title of "The Third Rome"... This will greatly, greatly increase party popularity, massively boost PR and loyalty, and additionally greatly, greatly increase the wealth of Russia... Maybe even enough to properly proclaim the Second Roman Empire...)
>The Glorious Revolutionary Salvation (Savinkov and his men dissolve the Russian Duma under popular support, and the government changes to a wildly popular Fascist Monarchy under Elizabeth, along with Savinkov forcing some policies of "Pan-Orthodoxy", and a "Nationalist Surge" This globally increases Fascist Support, and destabilizes enemy nations greatly. Communists, suspected Socialists, and political enemies will also be "gotten rid of", meaning virtually no political opposition. Elizabeth also gets 3 "Salvation Divisions" (AKA: Death Squads), and 200,0000 Elite Russian Armies, and 5,000,000 Conscript Armies.)
>The Patriotic War (...In the "next big war", Elizabeth gets 20,000,000 in poorly trained and armed soldiers, along with her Russian forces having three times more moral and loyalty, along with greatly increasing party popularity.)
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>>1988845
>The True Third Rome. (Elizabeth undertakes a massive project to reform Moscow from it's brutalist roots to a second Rome. This will cost millions upon millions to properly finish, luckily backed up by many volunteers from eager patriots, and upon completition you may very well claim the proper title of "The Third Rome"... This will greatly, greatly increase party popularity, massively boost PR and loyalty, and additionally greatly, greatly increase the wealth of Russia... Maybe even enough to properly proclaim the Second Roman Empire...)
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>>1988845
>The True Third Rome. (Elizabeth undertakes a massive project to reform Moscow from it's brutalist roots to a second Rome. This will cost millions upon millions to properly finish, luckily backed up by many volunteers from eager patriots, and upon completition you may very well claim the proper title of "The Third Rome"... This will greatly, greatly increase party popularity, massively boost PR and loyalty, and additionally greatly, greatly increase the wealth of Russia... Maybe even enough to properly proclaim the Second Roman Empire...)
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

Third Rome it is...

With that all done...

Rolling for something in Greece.
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Greece seems to be doing somewhat poorly.

It seems that in the face of the economic crisis, there seems to be a large threat that the Archon's previous "life-long appointment" may be coming at an end soon enough....

You hear some word that Albania might split off from Greece...

Actions

>...Invade Greece in the chaos.
>...Demand Albania!
>Demand Crete!
>Do nothing.
>See if you can get them to peacefully join you...
>Write-in
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>>1989080
>See if you can get them to peacefully join you...
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Who to send?

>Renexizious
>Elizabeth (-495 Ego)
>Claw
>Pragius
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>>1989315
Liz
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>>1989315
>Renexizious
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We should send Elizabeth
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>>1990812
She isn't really in any condition for this shit.
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>>1990959
but the people love her
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>>1991093
She is currently a tiny stuttering dragon and heavily pregnant.

Also I find it easier to do Ren's write-in's than Liz's generally since it is easier to intimidate as a giant dragon.
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Elizabeth it is.

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.

+3 to see if she can peacefully appeal to the government and people without showing herself at the current moment?
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1994275
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1994275
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1994275
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>>1994275
Radio or telephone.
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13+5=18

This doesn't go anywhere, as Liz refuses to do it until she recovers fully.

Damn.

However, eventually Kryos's report comes back...

What do you want to look at specifically regarding other races?

>Political Leanings
>Opinions (Feel free to ask what their opinion might be on a specific thing!)
>Wealth/Unemployment
>Magical Aptitude
>Write-in
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>>1999478
>Magical Aptitude
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You look over the list of races...

Elves have an extremely high chance of powerful magical potential, often manifesting abilities that most human mages cannot.

Half Dragons have the second most highest chance of magical potential, likely for obvious reasons.

Humans seem to have the third most magical potential, most however, are unaware of it.

Dwarves have the forth most magical potential, rarely having any at all... Those few who do have it, seem able to shut down magical potential in others.

Lycanthropes have no reported magical potential, but there is the odd tale of lycanthropic shamans with magical abillities.

Minotaurs are strange, they seem completely unable to manifest magical powers, save for an unexplainable ability to find missing things or to navigate flawlessly.

Is there anything else?

>Yes... (Specify something in the report, such as wealth/opinions.)
>No. (End the report.)
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>>1999606
>Yes...
Political leanings
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>>1999478
>>Yes... (Specify something in the report, such as wealth/opinions.)
>uh
how to cure racism?
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Nothing much has changed.

Elves are safely considered to be along the lines of "revolutionary" socialists and liberals, disliking the current regime heavily and wanting more liberties and justice, though most are content currently with protesting, and otherwise leaving the country all together.

The Dwarves are... Interesting, being extremely nationalistic and also authoritarian, but seem to refuse sovereignty of your country, and only a handful actually do live on the surface. Most live in their enclaves in the mountains, ruling it altogether as a separate state.
Lycanthropes are authoritarian nationalists, and form a significant amount of your support.

Minotaurs are safely considered to be (at least in your nation) to be nationalistic authoritarians, who value martial prowess, work ethic, and have a very differing religion. Most are Greek Pagans, a few are Greek Orthodox, and very, very few are Muslim. Kryos also mentions their opinion is high of you, but most are eager to return home as soon as the crisis in Greece ends.

Anything else?

>Delve into political ideas/opinions held by each race?
>Yes. (Specify)
>No. (End report.)
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>>1999743
Look into wealth. Also maybe opinions on homosexuality.
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Half Dragons are indeed the wealthiest, and greatly shun homosexuality.

Elves are the poorest, but are accepting of homosexuality.

Dwarves are very wealthy, but dislike homosexuality.

Humans are middle-class, and widely despise homosexuality, save for the left-wing minority who is merely "disliking" it.

Lycanthropes are usually very poor, and seem to dislike homosexuality.

Minotaurs are usually middle upper class, and dislike homosexuality.

Yuan-Ti are usually poor, and despise homosexuality.

Anything else?
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>>1999878
That’s good.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

You conclude the report.

Ignore my roll.
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While Elizabeth is going through her pregnancy...

Savinkov Boris's ideas and Perestrotika has spread ideas throughout much of the ex-Soviet bloc...

The newly formed Greater Yugoslavia's new officials seem to be split quite heavily...

Most of the Serbian and Bulgarian population has begun to favor Savinkov's ideas, whereas a popular left-wing socialist (though rumored to be communist) war hero politician known as Josip Tito. He has become popular in Croatia and Slovakia, along with Montenegro.

What should the new government be?

>Savinkovist Supporters. (Far Rght and Pro-Russian... And likely supporting the idea of a unified Yugoslavia... Under Serbian or Bulgarian leadership.)
>Josip Tito Supporters (Left Wing, and dedicated to the idea of a unified Yugoslavia.)
>Forbid these radical parties.
>...Ignore this. Who cares?
>Write-in
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>>2000042
>...Ignore this. Who cares?
>>
>>2000042
>>...Ignore this. Who cares?
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

You ignore this.

Ignore a roll.

After a few more days, Kryos sends his second formal report, about what's causing so much racial tension in Sweden...

Humans seem to naturally dislike other races, feeling unwell around them and generally see them as "non-Swedish", and most humans are growingly increasingly convinced of a "superior" nature, seeing as how other races so far have contributed little or nothing to civilization or Sweden, and are little more then detractors in their opinion, or even in the eyes of a few, oppressors of a alien regime.

Lycanthropes and Elves are all widely disliked throughout Sweden, whereas in the Commonwealth, more people dislike Lycanthropes then elves. Minotaurs are somewhat neutral, somewhat liked for their work ethic, but disliked for their religion and culture, where as dwarves are looked on greatly by most, as they typically stick to themselves and don't bother humans or detract, along with being hard working and honest, and also speak native Swedish and have a somewhat familiar religion.

Yuan-Ti are also looked on as neutral, as they're largely Swedish, very Catholic, and don't really do anything to piss off humans.

In summarily, Kryos suspects that culture, religion, and fear stemming from mythology is at play here in the primary dislike of non-humans.

Actions

>...Have Kryos go back to refine his report.
>This is good as it is... You don't need anything else.
>See how other races view other races?
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>>2000555
>This is good as it is... You don't need anything else.
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>>2000555
>>This is good as it is... You don't need anything else
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>>2000555
>This is good as it is... You don't need anything else.

We really need to get our additional species into the military or something...
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You wrap that up.

Do anons want to skip to the next month or do anything?

>Intervene in something politically... (Choose one thing to influence.)
>Continue onto the next month.
>Write-in
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>>2003092
>Continue onto the next month.
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>>2003092
>>Intervene in something politically... (Choose one thing to influence.)
Spain!




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