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>Oh shit nigga' what's this?
Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.
>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?
You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.
>How do this work?
I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.
>How do you do such cool things OP?
It's all thanks to you guys.
>Why'd you change your name?
Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
Stats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wt
Discord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb
>Remember to vote on the threads. Everything looks better in purple. Or gold. Whatever.
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Alright so, before we get into the fun times that is Sinchu and Taka at the retirement home. I need some info from you guys.

What three things has Taka been trying to improve over the past two months? Or maybe just two things, or one thing.

Hell if you wanted him to be super Genjutsu guy then go for it. You're choice man.
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>>1999684
Vampire Hunting.
He's got a nack for it.
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>>1999693
I meant like, stat wise.

Though we can go with vampire hunting if ya'll want. Whole new stat, sure, that's cool.

God help me.
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>>1999684
Ninjutsu,Genjutsu and Stamina
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>>1999684

Could we see Taka's stats before we decide Moonrune?
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>>1999698
>https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wt
Takahiro
>Ninjutsu: 1.5
>Taijutsu: 0
>Genjutsu: 0
>Stamina: 1.5
>Strength: 1.5
>Intelligence: 4
>Speed: 0.5
>Seal Knowledge: 4
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>>1999684
Speed
Stamina
Taijutsu

Speed is his weakest base physical stat.
Stamina is just always good to have.
And he needs to start learning Taijutsu.
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>>1999696
This sounds good. Maybe with abit of speed in there to bump him up to 1.
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>>1999708

> Speed

> Stamina

> Taijutsu
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Alright looks like Stamina is a given, smart move there, but the other two are up the air.

Gonna' give it ten more minutes.
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>>1999731
fukkit, just all stamina.
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>>1999708
> Speed

> Stamina
>Genjutsu.
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>>1999742
I support the glass illusionist narrative
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>>1999742

Swapping my vote from to taijutsu to ninjutsu to counter this...

Still support speed...
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Alright, Speed and Stamina.

What will be the third I wonder?!
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>>1999708
Forgot

>Vampire Hunting: 1 :~)

>>1999731
I'm voting for speed and stamina. My third choice is Ninjutsu (cuz holy shit 4 Seal Knowledge/Int) but if there's a tie switch me to the other one.
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>>1999753

Make mine Genjutsu
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Alright then, looks like
>Speed
>Stamina
>Ninjutsu.

If nobody has an issue with that, which I'm sure somebody will because you're all wonderful people with outspoken opinions, roll me some 1d100's for that Speed stat increase.

DC 65 to raise by .5
DC 95 to raise it by 1.0.
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>>1999757

No nevermind, Ninjutsu as stated by one anon. Let's put that 4 seal knowledge to good use
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1999764

Rolling...
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>1999764
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>1999764
Secret Tetsu Speed Training: Weigh down Suzu, tell her you're in love with an older woman.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1999764

Give me a 100 dice gods you cunts
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1999764
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BTW, ya'll are cool with my doing the Tournament part by randomly choosing names out a box right?
....
And iron box.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1999764
Ah, more Speed and Stamina to last longer against Vampires.
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nice rolls, guys
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...

Wow. No speed I guess...
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>>1999768
>>1999772
>>1999773
>>1999774
>>1999776
Wow, that's...wow.

Ya'll fuckin' failed that shit. No increase in speed for ol' Taka. Shit.

Okay time for Stamina, maybe he'll be the slow and steady type of dude.

1d100.
DC 65 for .5 increase.
DC 95 for 1.0 increase.

Shit. Like, good luck homies.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>1999789
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>>1999786
Well, look at it this way. Taka just got cured and out of bed. He isn't going to become Hiki overnight.
He's not nearly autistic enough for that.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>1999789
Taka you fucking jobber get swole
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>1999789

Rolling...
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>>1999792
This is true. It's Hiki who's the prodigy here, not Taka.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>1999777

Good enough, I'm always one to bet

>>1999789
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1999789
Crit of some sort
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>1999789
Statistically, it was more likely each roll would fail. Dunno about the chance total though, I don't feel like doing math.
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>>1999801
Chaos saving our ass, as usual.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>1999789
Doryaa!
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>>1999805
>mfw dice gods
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>these fucking rolls
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>>1999801
You saved Taka's gains Chaos. Good job.

>Taka gains a .5 to Stamina, giving him 2.0

Now, time for Ninjutsu.

DC 50 for .5 increase.
DC 90 for 1.0 increase.
DC 100 for 1.5 increase.

I believe in you guys.

Oh also, what's Taka's Chakra Nature? We'll figure out the other characters Nature's eventually, but for now what's Taka's?
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>>1999809

I do it for the Dark Gods

I hope thanks to seal knowledge being 4 we have a lower ninjutsu learning DC
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>1999820
Maybe we should grabbag it? What natures are there?
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>1999820

Rolling...
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1999820
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>>1999805
Totally speaking, there was roughly a tenth of a chance that taka would make no gainz
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>1999820
GET DA CRIT
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1999820

Oh look I was right somewhat
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>1999820
GIT FUCKING GUD YOU LAZY AUTISTIC FAGGOT!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1999820
Lil B
>>1999834
Danke based dark gods
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>>1999834
:^)
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>>1999820
What natures were the clan's kekkei genkai linked to? Earth and Lightning? I'd say the opposite of Hiki (So if Hiki's Earth+Lightning, Taka's Lightning+Earth and vice versa.)

>>1999834
>5th roll one
Taka has become Sinchu.
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>>1999834
>crit failing genjutsu
fuck.
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>>1999825
Picture will tell you.
>>1999834
Chaos what have you done?

I need to think of a punishment for ya'll. You all still passed the .5.
>>1999840
Actually it's Lightning and Fire, for some weird fucking reason, but that's just because your Iron Bloodline Limit gives you a better control over those two. Each person has a Chakra Nature specific to them.
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>>1999834

FUCK EVERYTHING, FUCK IT ALL. IT'S NOT FAIR TAKA GETS THIS SHIT, NOT AT ALL
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>>1999820

> What is Taka's chakra nature?

I'm voting for water...
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>>1999834
>Rolls a 1 just after being praised
Classic Chaos
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>>1999848
Hanabi beats the shit out of Taka again.
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>>1999848
Burn off our pants, Hanabi sees our boxers.
Gotta keep it PG for the little girl. For now.

>>1999848
Hm. I thought you had to have the chakra natures to use the kekkei genkai.
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>>1999848

Since I rolled the one can I pick the punishment? It'll be fair.

As for chakra nature, I'm going wind and earth
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>>1999850
>IT'S NOT FAIR TAKA GETS THIS SHIT
Life's not fair, a fact Taka is intimately familiar with.
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>>1999848
Lightning and Water, because it's cool.
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>>1999860
Ahhhhhhhhhh yes. That's a good one. Yes, little Hanabi is still mad at Taka. Good.
>>1999869
You know you may be right, Chakra Natures were always confusing for me.
>>1999871
Punishment's already been decided. Loli Hyuga is angry at you.
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>>1999881

Wasn't she already mad at us though? How much more upset can she get after being slapped with:

> "You're like a sister to me."
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>>1999881
Yeah, me too. Especially with Kakashi running around doing literally everything. I was also gonna say I think people with the natures can also figure out how to use a kekkei genkai that isn't theirs, but that may be from a quest.
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>>1999848
Lightning and Water
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Okay Water looks popular.

Also fuck it, looking over things, I don't know where I got Fire and Lightning for Iron Release. Lightning and Earth make more sense.
>>1999892
Find out when I actually start posting. It'll be good.
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>>1999860

Fuck you Hiashi you worthless nigger

>>1999881

But my idea is Taka getting a visit from Orochimaru
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>>1999899

I'll support water and lightning...
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>>1999892
>"No Hanabi like a sister i would fuck"
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>>1999903
>Fuck you Hiashi you worthless eyenigger
ftfy
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>>1999894
That's from Boruto quest.
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>>1999903
Don't worry, he'll show up
.>>1999908
Alright Water wins.

That means some good shit yo.
>>1999911
Stop that.

Also holy shit we might get the 2000000th post here guys!
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>>1999911

> "Like Suzu except younger"
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Oh right, and writing. Get ready fools! It's time for old people!

But not Susumu cause he ain't old!
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>>1999920
>But not super fit
>And with comparably pitiful thighs
>And no boobs
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>>1999920

She's the exact opposite of Suzu
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>>1999935
That's why she would get mad. Because she would never win the Taka bowl.Also we need to ateal konohamaru teammate
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>>1999935

Don't worry Chaos. We can fix that, given time...
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>>1999928
>calling her a titless cutting board
Jesus anon, it's like you WANT Taka to die a pervy, childless old man who never stopped being in love with the girl he used to make fun of for being flat when they were kids.
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>>1999949

No pausenon, only Hinata got the good genes. And with this post I declare, Hiashi immediately quit being a shit in ALL sessions
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>>1999918
What about Lightning? Is Taka not special enough for a Dual Affinity?
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>>1999995
Ahahhaha, Hiashi is always shit.
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"So, what'd ya' say to the Hyuga brat again?" You look up at Sinchu, walking along beside you down the street at he chugs away at a canteen that you hope isn't filled with alcohol. But it probably is.

"I went and tried to talk with her about what happened in the training grounds, and at first she didn't want to see me." You explain starting to lose balance with all the heavy weights strapped to your back before Sinchu yanks you back up straight. "So I stood out there for a couple of hours, and I guess her father started getting annoyed at me so he must've told her to go and talk to me."

"Yer' lucky Hiashi didn't just Hyuga poke you in the eye, heard he did that to a dude once. Sounds pretty nasty."

Hmmph. "Well, anyways, we started talking again, I apologized, even though I still don't know what I did wrong, and things started to look better...."

"Buuuuuut?" Sinchu says, grinning as he leans in closer to hear the worst part of the story.

You frown, blushing a deep shade of red. "Then miss Anko walked by, thinking I was Hiki, and asked me is I still thought she was cute before she walked off laughing. Hanabi wasn't happy, and slammed the door in my face." Your cousin's laughter fills the streets, causing several people to stop and stare. "Please stop."

"Hahahaha! Oh man, I knew Hiki's MILF lust would get somebody in trouble one of these days, I just expected it to be some pervert kunoichi or something." Sinchu wipes a tear from his eye, the two of you finally stopping outside the doors to the local retirement home for retired shinobi. "You seriously come here all the time?"

"Yes!" You say, your vigor restored with the thought of helping old people. "These are the shinobi who helped our Village long ago, they deserve to be shown a smiling young face and treated with respect!" You turn to Sinchu, who's rolling his eyes while chugging on that canteen. Hmmmph.

"Whatever, let's go." The two of you enter the building you cousin immediately going for the pretty looking nurse at the front desk before you drag him away and into the common area. The smell is...not that great. Old people have a certain aroma, one that Susumu claims he doesn't have at all. AT ALL. "Oh god it smells like death in here." Sinchu bemoans, pinching his nose as he gets a glare from a elderly woman knitting a sock in her wheelchair. "What, you wanna' take a picture?"

"Sinchu!" You hiss, reaching up and grabbing your cousin by the ear. "Be nice! These people deserve our respect!"

"Ah hell! Did that Tetsu kid come back to bother us some more?" One of the old men say, starting to turn his wheelchair around and hurry out of the room.

>What fun things do you have planned for these wrinkly bastards?
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>>1999999
You do, it's just this is Taka's specific Nature Chakra. I think. Goddamn Naruto can be confusing sometimes.
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>>1999974
The real reason why we are doing it is for the peace between the Hyuuga and the Tetsu
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>>2000007
dancing, old people love dancing.
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>>2000007

Let's play blackjack and smoke joints with these oldies

>>2000005

Forever and always, also Moon I have a question

Since Tesshin is somewhat in Hiki. Could we end up seeing this for angry Hiki?
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>>2000033
You could possibly.
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>"Buuuuuut?" Sinchu says, grinning as he leans in closer to hear the worst part of the story.

>You frown, blushing a deep shade of red. "Then miss Anko walked by, thinking I was Hiki, and asked me is I still thought she was cute before she walked off laughing. Hanabi wasn't happy, and slammed the door in my face." Your cousin's laughter fills the streets, causing several people to stop and stare. "Please stop."

Nah i doubt that Anko got Taka 'mistaken' for Hiki.
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>>2000007

> Force old people to participate in a Shogi/Go tournament...

Because Taka is a huge neeeerd!
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>>2000040
>yfw Taka actually just feeds his small bit of dickery here by beating old people at board games.
My god.
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>>2000039
>Nah i doubt that Anko got Taka 'mistaken' for Hiki.
They ARE twins.
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>>2000007
>Ah hell! Did that Tetsu kid come back to bother us some more?
Poor Taka.

>>2000039
It's a conspiracy! She wants both.

>>2000040
I'll go with this.
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>>2000050
ones an autistic mass of muscle the otheres a waify skeleton boy though
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>>2000033

Oh God I thought we was playing as Susumu now. We're still Taka? Well let's destroy these fuckers at shogi/go just like Shikamaru would do.

Speaking of shadowguy, has he ever hanged around Hiki or Taka?

>>2000039

They're twins anon, remember that
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>>2000032
That would be what Sinchu would do.

>>2000007
Pass time with then hear their story just to get the old people super bored then havr Sinchu come and have a dance/singging tournament. With bets for those old people who can't either sing or dance.
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Okay then, Shogi/Go wins.

I uh, I don't know much about that besides some far off memories from middle school and reading Hikaru No Go in the library computers.

Give me a minute or two to figure this out then writing.

Oh also 1d13 please. Taking third roll.
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Rolled 3 (1d13)

>>2000077

Rolling...
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Rolled 4 (1d13)

>>2000077
Use our ancient go playing ghost that hangs around to win!
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Rolled 11 (1d13)

>>2000077
Dats a lot of random encounters
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Rolled 13 (1d13)

>>2000077
Just fade to black it by saying Taka's been wiping the floor with all of them.
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Rolled 7 (1d13)

>>2000077
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>>2000090

Alright, place your bets folks. What'll it be?
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>>2000067
I know they are. But Anko is also a huge troll woman. She would do it just to put Taka in a bad spot and flustter him.
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>>1999899
Wasn't it fire and earth to begin with? Or fuck it, why NOT just make it all three, the tetsu are already bullshit when they aren't poisoining themselves to death, and it's not like they're ever gonna bother using pure elemental ninjutsu since the majority of the clan are straight taijutsu specialists.
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>>2000104

One of the game pieces turns out to be Orochimaru in disguise...
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>>2000104
Hotaru, Danzo, The Third or Kurenai
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>>2000104
Hanabi coming to visit the old people and trying to outdo/get the attention of Taka.
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>>2000109
>turns out the Tetsu are master manipulators
>They've hidden that they have a kekkei tota for hundreds of years
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>inb4 it's Anko because she didn't get a anwser from Taka/Hiki.
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"Alright everybody," You shout, smiling as you bend down and undo the straps and locks on the weights you have strapped to your arms and ankles. On the inside of each of them is a summoning scroll, which you quickly activate by biting your thumb and placing your hand on each of the weights.

In a puff of smoke multiple Shogi tables appear, all of them containing two jars full of tiles, black and white, and two chairs for people to play each other in. You hear audible groans, just like all the other times. "Time for Shogi!"

"Just let me die already!" One of old men shouts, trying to escape from the common room in vain. You'd already told the nurse to lock the doors behind you when you called earlier.

"Okay then, everybody pair up and let's have some fun!" You smile, several old people admitting defeat and rolling or shambling over to the tables to start their games. Sinchu is already laying down on a couch, reading a copy of Shinobi Monthly. "Sinchu, c'mon and play."

"Nah I'm good." He says, waving you off. You snatch the magazine from him. "Hey what the-"

"Come. And. Play." You say, smiling all the same. You cousin gulps, slowly getting up and making his way over to an old man who's missing three fingers and most of his lower jaw. He drools slightly onto the table, before flipping Sinchu off.

You hear the doors to the common room burst open, a gust of wind blowing in and nearly knocking most of the people off their feet. A long strand of droll from the jawless old man whips back and smack Sinchu right in the face, his screams muffled by your shocked gasp.

"Hello Taka." Hanabi says, bringing out a paper fan and hiding most of her face behind it. Beside her is her maid, who's holding a jar of Go tiles. "I heard you were coming to bring joy to the elderly, and to play Go."

"That's correct Hanabi," You say.

"Please, little Hyuga girl, save us from this boy!" An elderly woman shouts.

"In due time. For now," She walks forward, then stops and looks behind her at her maid, making quick hand motions for her to follow. She gets right in front of you before snapping her fan shut. "Takahiro of the Tetsu Clan, I challenge you to a game of Go!"

Multiple gasps ring out through the room. "We're all gonna' die!" One of the senior ninjas shouts.

>What do?
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>>2000109
We'll just make it up as we go.
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>>2000142
>We're all gonna' die
No, you haven't played any Shoji yet.

Time to either beat a little girl at a board game.

Or lose because the dice gods still hate us.
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>>2000142
well at least she's talking to us again (sort of) that's probably a good sign. Let's play
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>>2000142
>Hanabi showed up.
Woo! Called it!

>>What do?
Take her up on her challenge. We aren't the Konoha King of Go for nothing.
Make the match excited for the old people, with jutsu moves and shit.
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>>2000142

> "So be it Hanabi, but I should warn you I take Go quite seriously. I'm intend to go all out, and I'd ask you to do the same."
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>>2000117
Just saying, it would help convey juat how powerful the tetsu clan would be if they didn't have the high mortality rate and inability to use their advanced jutsu without first passing Tesshin's trial. At their most potential they most likely could've rivaled even the uchiha in the village, or possibly not even be forced to immigrate after the ninja wars, instead becoming the top dog of one of the other villages or a village of their own founding.
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>>2000142
"Ohohohoho. You challange me? I accept it Hanabi of the Hyuuga clan."

meanwhile Sinchu is escorting the elders away from this.
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>>2000164
>Shinobi Go
>Use ninjutsu to make piles of rocks/bonfires in place of the pieces
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>>2000142
Propose a wager.
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>>2000142
Accept her challenge, in an appropriately flashy manner.
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Rolled 47, 29, 43, 62, 63 = 244 (5d100)

Shinobi Go is...ah...a go?

Okay then!

Intelligence time bitches!

1d100+20

Beat these rolls!
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>>2000142

>"Sure thing Hanabi, let's play"
>Sinchu is evacuating the old people. And then the village
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>>2000164
Let's use henge no jutsu and trabform the pieces. Like a magic ninja go.
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Rolled 60 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189
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Rolled 18 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189
>high roll 63
The dice gods are fucking everyone tonight
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Rolled 83 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189
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Rolled 89 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189
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Rolled 95 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189
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Rolled 60 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189
GAMERU STARTO
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2000189
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Rolled 14 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189

Rolling...
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Rolled 78 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189
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115

You murdered her. Not really. Writing.
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>>2000194
>>2000196
>>2000197
>>2000201
>>2000202
Hyuuga untermensch annihilated
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>>2000202

UTTER ANIHILLATION, THANKS FOR HAVING US FUCK UP YOUR DAUGHTER AT GO HIASHI!
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Rolled 49 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189
Tetsu Style Iron Go Jutsu!

>>2000201
>>2000202
We ain't the King of Go for nothing. I just want to say, when we're done wiping the floor with Hanabi, we should get all close and teach her how to play better.
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>>2000194
>>2000196
>>2000197
>>2000201
>>2000202


And then Shinobi go turned into a well know game in the elder rest house.
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>>2000202
REKT
Are we sure Taka doesn't have the ghost of Fujiwara no Sai riding around in his head?
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>>2000202

Taka: "I'll end this game in only three moves."
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>>2000222
That's physically impossible in Go.
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I must say. Hanabi is a much more agressive stalker then her sister..
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Oh and of course while the match is rolling Sinchu is trying to make his on moves on the maid.
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>>2000239
She's cuter too. Best Waifu for Taka.
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>>2000236

Taka's powerlevel allows him to transcend physical laws...
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Moon I have a question, last thread could we have picked Ibiki as someone to train us in genjutsu?

>>2000236

Taka is no mere god anon
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>>2000272

> Taka is no mere god ...

Wait. What?
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>>2000277

You heard me boy
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>>2000236
But not in SHINOBI GO!
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You're silent, standing perfectly still before a small appears on your face. "Of course Hanabi, I accept your challenge!" You shout, aura flaring up around you as both the elderly and the tables set up for Go are shoved back by gusts of wind. Across from you Hanabi's own aura flares up, the veins on the sides of her head popping up and her Byakugan activating. Good, she's taking this seriously. "As you know, it's typical for two shinobi to engage in Shinobi Go instead of the typical variety." You say, slowly walking to wards your opponent while grabbing a jar of tiles.

Hanabi is handed her own jar, as she too begins to walk to wards you. "Of course, I wouldn't have challenged you unless I was prepared to face you in the noblest of challenges."

You grin, nodding your head as you remove the top of the jar, sticking your hand into the tiles. "Good, then I shan't have any reason to hold back. LET US BATTLE!" You quickly toss some pieces at Hanabi before summoning two Iron Clones, sending them rushing forward.

Hanabi is no slouch though, she quickly tosses her own tiles, intersecting your own in the air before she starts to dance around the room with the grace of a butterfly, doing battle with your clones.

"A graceful move Hanabi, but grace won't save you from this!" You quickly imbue some of your Chakra into the tiles, tossing them at Hanabi as she deals with your clones. She doesn't have time to react before the tiles strike her in the forhead! "THREE POINTS! Ha!"

"Darn you!" She squeals, flipping over your clones before sending a barrage of tiles heading your way.

"What the fuck is going on?" Sinchu asks, staring at you and Hanabi and your battle with utter confusion, chugging on his canister like his life depended on it. He inches his way over to the maid, noticing that she's reading a copy of Icha Icha Tactics. "So, come here often?"

"Hanabi! You're skills are quite impressive, but they're not match for me! TETSU STYLE: IRON GO JUTSU!" You stick your entire hand into the jar, covering it with Iron before absorbing the rest of the tiles. Then you hold your hand up to the heavens! "Tetsu Style!: RAINING GO JUTSU!" A million tiles flow from your palm before descending down like rain drops, striking every person in the room with hard tile pieces. Hanabi tries her best, but she can't keep up with the onslaught, and soon finds herself overwhelmed, and defeated!

"Ahhhhh!" She screams, falling to the ground which is literally covered in black and white Go tiles.

The battle is won, you have secured your seat as King of Go. You kneel down to Hanabi, smiling at her and holding out a hand. "A wonderful battle Hanabi, well done!"

She looks up at you, angry at first before smiling, and blushing.

Then the nurse comes in. "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!"

>Hey what's Susumu up to?
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>>2000295

Figuring out how to deal with the fact Hiki has the great Iron Dick coming out of him. And that the noble is coming soon
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>>2000295
He decided to do the stupid fake death plot at the end.
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>>2000295
>>Hey what's Susumu up to?
Still screaming.
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>>2000295

> Freaking the fuck out. Tesshin's out of his box! TESSHIN IS OUT OF HIS BOX!
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>>2000295
>How am I supposed to please the noble with Tesshin being a dick out of his box now.
>I'm to o... young for this shit.
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>>2000295
Chasing Hiki while the later is dodging and trying to explaing why Tensshi is in his sholder. While Tensshi keeps making mockly comments.

Or finishing the stuff he needs to get done for the noble comming for the chunin exams.
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>>2000295
>Hey what's Susumu up to?
Screaming in terror, both internally and externally, about Hiki having Tesshin riding around in his head.
>>
A freaking out Susumu worried about Tesshin/The Noble wins.

1d100 please.
DC 75.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2000322
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2000322

Rolling...
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2000322
Nat 74 incoming
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2000322
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2000322

AAAAAA
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2000322
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>>2000332

So close...
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>>2000338
ur 2 slow
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Oh dear, this is gonna' be fun.

Writing.
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>>2000332
so close
>>2000338
Why didn't you roll sooner?
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>>2000329
Well more like a nat reverse 74
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>You're not ol-
>WHAT THE HELL IS TESSHIN DOING OUT OF THE BOX?!

"HIKI!" You shout, racing around the compound as you chase after the little ignorant shit. What was he thinking?! Seriously, you knew he had social issues but for fucks sake, why did he let Tesshin out?! "Hiki get your ass back here!"

"Elder, I think you need to calm down," The little brat is jumping around and running around so damn fast that you can barely keep up. You're fuckin' knees are killing you. "It's not what it seems like."

"It seems like you got Tesshin poking out of your goddamn shoulder!" You shout, pointing a finger at the little ugly fucking face that's laughing at you from Hiki's shoulder.

"Ha! Shit Susumu, ain't seen you this mad since you started loosin' your hair." Oh that fuckin' does it!

"Tetsu Style: Iron Chains Jutsu!" You shout, your entire arm becoming cold iron before three chains shoot out to wards Hiki...

...only to then crash directly into Suzu's newly fixed bath wall, breaking it apart like butter on a hot knife. "Shit, Suzu's gonna' be mad." You groan, turning around and seeing that Hiki's up a tree like a goddamn cat.

"Elder, please. This isn't all of Tesshin, this is only a small part of him."

"Oh is that all?" You say, hoping your tone if mocking. "Well then I'll just go and set fire to part of the compound. It's fine right, I MEAN IT'S NOT THE WHOLE COMPOUND ON FIRE!" You snarl, readying another trio of chains.

"Aw calm your tits Susumu, I ain't here to cause trouble." Tesshin says, looking around at the surroundings more than he is at you. "Me and the kid made a deal. I get to see if you fucks are worth saving, and if you are then I'll lift the entire curse from the Clan."

Wait, what?
>What? What now?
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>>2000361
How do we know he isn't fucking with us?
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>>2000361

Ask him to explain, in detail
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>>2000361
Wait, what?Why?
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>>2000381

Support...
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>>2000361
Ask Hiki to explain the details.
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Asking Hiki to explain is a go.
Writing.
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"Hiki, explain what that bastard means, right now." You frown, keeping your eyes on Tesshin, even when he seems to twist his weird ass body and star smacking his ass at you. Fuck this is terrible.

"Well Elder, it all happened when I defeated Tesshin in my test. I was allotted three questions, and managed to win using only two. So I used the third question to ask if there was any way of settling the dispute between our Clan and Tesshin, and as such he said that he would have to see if we were worth saving. Thus a part of him is now inside me, viewing the world." Hiki pauses, blinking as he thinks. "I'm pretty sure that's all of it."

You sigh and let your head hang. "Hiki, you do realize he could just be lying to you, right?" You look up, feeling sick as you see a shocked expression on Hiki's face. "Oh fuck you didn't."

"Hey come on Susumu," Tesshin says, looking at you with one eye. Creepy fuck. "I may be the reason your Clan has, you know, a high death rate and stuff, but that doesn't mean I'm a liar."

"You're evil is what you is." You snarl, reaching forward only for Tesshin and Hiki to jump back. "Hiki, we need to find a way to get rid of him before it becomes a problem. If-"

"I'm sorry Elder, but we'll have to talk another time, the Chunin Exams are starting and I need to meet up with my team, goodbye." With that, you watch Hiki shunshin away, moving way too fast for you to keep up. Oh god, this day can't get any worse.

"Hey Susumu!" You turn, seeing Suzu leaning out her window with a phone in hand. "Just got a call from the Hokage, that Nobleman's here!"

Awwwww fuck!

>Next we'll be playing as Hiki.
>In a while, I need a break.
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>>2000440
>You're evil is what you is
Susumu's now an angry woman of color that don't need no man.
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>>2000440
poor bastard
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>"Hiki, you do realize he could just be lying to you, right?" You look up, feeling sick as you see a shocked expression on Hiki's face. "Oh fuck you didn't."


Hiki is to pure for this world.
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G>>2000473

That he is. So does it seem to anyone else Hiki is oddly like a combination of Sasuke and Naruto?
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>>2000494
Not really. More like Lee and Garra.
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>>2000601
That works too, mostly he comes off as a young itachi. They're strangely a lot alike when you look, makes the first genjutsu training fail pretty ironic.They'd have probably gotten along really well if it wasn't for all that coup bullshit itachi got stuck with.
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>>2000494
Nope. Sasuke and Naruto never showed interested in older women.
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>>2000617
Well then maybe he shouldn't have genocided his own family and completely mindfucked his little brother.
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>>2000633
Uchiha scum deserved it desu senpai
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>>2000640

Hey Tobirama, how's it going?
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Alright back, get ready for Chunin Shit.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>2000664
fuck yeah. dice god test.
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>>2000640
No seriously, the sheer commonness of Itachi apologism among Naruto fans actually kinda piss me off.
"Oh poor Itachi, boo hoo" well maybe he should have figured out that crazypants Danzo, was fucking crazypants! My twelve year old brother figured out Danzo was shady almost immediately, how the fuck does a grown ass ninja not figure out that ol' cyclops is up to some shit?
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>>2000664
Fuck Yeah, Chuunin Shit. Make sure we hang out with our best buddy Gaara.

>"...What's that."
>"God. Lives in my head."
>"I've got one of those too."
>"Neat."
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>>2000671
Kishimoto isn't a very good author
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>>2000664
i want to see Tensshi reaction to the first exam.

>wtf is up with thia questions? Why would i need to know a shuriken size from it's shadow
>No you fuckers you can't ask someone if a two meter sword is more efficient then a kunai. wtf is this some tricky question?
>What is the amount of iron in a human bloosstream? Pfff piece if cake.
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>>2000683

Still better than Kubo anon, still better than Kubo
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>>2000440
>being susumu is suffering right now
>not as much as hiki is gonna be in a little while when tesshin is harassing literally anyone and everyone during the exams
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>>2000681
>Does yours make you kill your friends while you sleep?
>No he just makes everyone feel worse about themselves
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>>2000683
>>2000697
Still doesn't excuse the fanbase from being stupid and annoying.
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>>2000702
>wait yours does?
>yea
>man have you tried talk to him?
>maybe tell him that this isn't what he should be doing.
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>>2000708

Just remember anon: it could always be worse
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>>2000720
>Eyy Shukaku killing people's bad
>Yeah but it's really fun
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>You are Hiki
>....
>And also Tesshin to an extent.

"Tesshin," You jump from roof to roof, trying to hurry as you know your team is probably already waiting impatiently for you. "Do you mind keeping yourself hidden during the Exams?"

"Eh?" Tesshin pokes his head out of your shoulder, looking up at you with confusion. "And why would I wanna' do that? All the fun stuff's gonna' be happening, I want a front row seat."

"I know you can see through my eyes," You say, looking down at your shoulder. "So please, try to stay hidden. It would make things easier for me."

"Pffft, fine. But don't say I never do anything nice for you kid."

You keep hopping across the roofs until you make it to the building where the first part of the test is being held. You already see your team and Sensei waiting by the doors, but are surprised to also see Team 7. Particularly, Naruto is arguing with Sasu.

"And I said I don't care how silly it sounds, I'm gonna' win the Exams and become Hokage!"

Oh boy. You leap down, landing behind Team 7 and causing Kakashi to look away from his book for a second before he returns to it. Sakura looks a little worried when she sees you, gripping onto Sasuke's arm. Or maybe she just wanted to do that to begin with. Naruto acts like Naruto and frowns. "Hello." You say, waving.

"Bout time you showed up." Sasu says, pushing Naruto aside as he walks over to you. "You get what you needed?"

"Yes, everything's taken care of." You didn't tell your team what it was that you had to do, but they still understood nonetheless. You look over at Kori, her smile a little smaller than usual as Bebikau nuzzles against her cheek.

"So, I'm guessing you've been doing some insane training Hikigaya?" Sasuke asks, wrenching his arm from Sakura's grip. "Because I haven't just been sitting on my ass these last few months."

"I don't expect you have." You respond, which seems to actually make Sasuke angrier. "But if I'm being honest...."

>How do you view your chances at the Exam?
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>>2000721
Yeah, a lot of the fanbase could browse tumblr. No quicker way to kill a fanbase.
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>>2000683
Worst part is, he has his moments. Usually small, throwaway ones with unimportant characters. Like the whole thing with Might Duy. It was cheesy and shonen as fuck, but it was a very well done little story. I cared more during that one chapter than I did during the final fucking battle.
>>2000737
"I like my odds right now."
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>>2000727
>if you don't stop killing people i will stop eating sand pie
>okay okay no need to be so mean. We got a deal
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>>2000737
I shall do my best, win or lose.
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>>2000671
I wasn't really trying to defend him, just saying he and hiki are similar, calm down anon.
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>>2000737
>"I am confident that it will be interesting considering the participants, even though I will pass with no issue."
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>>2000737
>I'll get on top. As always.
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>>2000753

Support...
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>>2000752
Wasn't saying you were.
Just observing how common it is in response to Tobirama up there.
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>>2000737
>I'll have to see the other village's ninja. I've beaten you multiple times, and you're better than most everyone else, so against our village's ninja I'd say my chances aren't bad.
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>>2000756
>>I'll get on top. As always.
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>>2000737

>"I like my odds, so Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto. I wish you all luck."
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>>2000737
>"I remain superior- such is my obligation"
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>>2000737
>There is a lot of good shinobi in this exam.
>But i like my team odds
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>>2000753
Pretty much everyone was going for confident, but this one wins since it got support.

Writing.
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>>2000762
Head doesn't tilt far enough, 4/10 Shafts, would not declare a masterpiece of animation.
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>>2000776
Oh shut up Mandara.
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>>2000737
Supporting this>>2000761and obviously he means that sincerely and in no mean spirit, cause that's totally a hiki response. Not that I won't find it hilarious when he says it.
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>>2000790
Don't you mean Madamuda?
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>>2000795

He obviously means Mahabaratara
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>>2000787
>>2000762
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"I'm confident that it will be interesting, considering the participants, even though I will pass with no issue." You say. It's true, compared to even the highly skilled Genin like Sasuke or Neji Hyuga, you're in a league all your own.

"Geez! I hate cocky guys like you, you know that?" Naruto says, frowning at you.

"I don't say that because I'm cocky, I say it because I'm sure of my abilities. I've been training quite hard these last few months especially. And I don't plan on having a repeat of what happened last time." You say, staring intently at Naruto, then casting a glance at Kakashi.

"We'll see about that." Naruto says, jabbing a thumb at his headband. "I'm a ninja of the Leaf too ya' know! I've got my pride!"

What? "Okay." You say, seeming to deflate Naruto's whole bravado with one word.

"Enough chatting, we need to get inside before they start the Exams." Sasuke says, grabbing Naruto by the scruff of his jumpsuit and dragging him off to wards the building.

Sakura looks like she's about to leave as well but stops, turning to look at you. "Um, Hikigaya."

"Yes?"

"About when we fought before, back at the training fields, did you mean it when you said I was a threat in battle? You weren't just saying that?" She looks hopeful, like she's waiting for you to respond with a yes.

>How do you respond?
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>>2000814
>Yes, I knew Sasuke knew no genjutsu and Naruto is to unskilled to know any.
>Don't think the same trick will work again though.
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>>2000814
Of course. Why would i lie about it?
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>>2000814

Should we crush her hope anons?
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>>2000814
>"To be casually dismissive of a potential threat would be remiss of a proper shinobi; I did indeed mean it"
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>>2000814
"Yes."
Then walk inside the test room.
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>>2000814

> "You are a shinobi, trained by the hidden leaf. So, yes. You are a threat in battle. Although, you could definitely be *more* of a threat with some more training."
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>>2000814
>"Great men have choked on a chickenbone before and died. Underestimating anything is stupid."
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>>2000814

Actually, I'll support >>2000823
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>>2000814
"Of course I meant it. Your chakra control is outstanding, and from what I remember in the Academy you always grasped theory quite quickly. With a bit more focus, and if you stopped hesitating, you could easily become the most dangerous member of your team."
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I forget that Sakura had zero confidence during this time.

Maybe we should add that we were also serious when we said we could have defeated each one of then alone.
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>>2000840
this, hiki's autism finally has a use for social besides being friendly with gaara.
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>>2000814
You know what? Supporting this: >>2000835
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>>2000814
Yes, where you lack the power of your teammates, you make up for with your intellect and ability to percieve your surroundings, what you lack is simply self confidence. If you trusted in your own strenth more then you would be a true shinobi, fighting smarter, not harder. At least, that is what I can assess from our time at the academy, as well as clear growth shown during our spar. I look forward to how you've grown further in the coming test.
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>>2000840
>>2000835
>>2000823
Tied up.

Or I could just as easily combine the three.

Can't believe you guys have a crush on Sakura.
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>>2000876
Don't look at me, I compared her to a chickenbone.
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>>2000876

This(>>2000823) seems a little too catty for Hiki. We have to also remember that Tesshin is listening in and judging us/being influenced by us...

...

I suggest that we mix this(>>2000835) and this(>>2000840) together...
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>>2000876
Nobody has a crush on Sakura. Have you seen her forehead?
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>>2000840
Going with this.
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>>2000876

But Moon, Hiki does have Taka's charisma but is too autistic to really notice girls that aren't MILFs
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>>2000876
its not even a crush, hiki is too autistic and simply means what he says, apply subtext to autistic people is silly.
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>>2000850
Plus I've always wanted to see Sakura actually do stuff. Girl's honestly fucking NIGHTMARISHLY skilled and powerful considering that she's the daughter of a pair of utterly unremarkable genin. It's just that the powercreep forgot to sweep her along with it.
>>2000876
>implying the plan isn't just to befriend Sakura so she can introduce us to Megamilf when the time comes
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>>2000876
>Can't believe you guys have a crush on Sakura.
Moon please, my heart belongs to Anko

supporting >>2000830
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Okie dokie.

1d100.

DC 90.

Let's see if you can make the pink haired girl swoon.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2000905

Rolling...
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2000905
HAIL TESSHIN!
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2000905

Oh God, should we fail?
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>>2000911
AHAHAHA
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2000905
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>>2000911
Hail Tesshin indeed.

You know you could could probably start rolling even higher if you posted some ecchi with your rolls.
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>>2000876
>crush
>Sakura
She's neither scary nor a Christmas Cake/MILF.

Why are all the pics of Anko pregnant/fat/disgusting.

>>2000890
I tried keeping my write in as impersonal and factual as possible. It's no secret Naruto's complete shit at everything but taking a hit at this point.

>>2000905
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2000905
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>>2000911
...I can't believe that worked.
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>>2000911
girls can't resist that sweet autism
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>>2000911
Hail the iron god!
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>>2000911

>tfw Now Hiki will be the target of Sakura's sexual advances

His mere existence is just better Sasuke with white hair
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>>2000918
moon you should know by now this quest runs on memes.
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>>2000927
in all honesty she would end up in a far better place then she ends up in canon at least.
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>>2000922
Sasuke may have some form of edgy aspergers, so it wouldn't surprise me if Sakura has a thing for guys on the spectrum.
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>>2000919
I think you are just looking at the wrong place anon.
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>>2000927
Yes, but stress on better.
Always bugged me that Sakura didn't AT LEAST call Sasuke on his shit before getting together with him at the end. I'd have settled for a "You son of a bitch! Don't ever make me worry like that again."
>>2000939
Seriously, Sasuke takes deadbeat/neglectful dad/husband to GENDO IKARI levels. And cosplays as Alan Rickman for some reason.
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>>2000943
>Oohhh.... He's just so... obsessive.

>>2000945
I am being lazy and using Google Images.
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I anticipate a scene when we run up against Sasuke in the tournament, where he whips out his Chidori, looks back up at us, and then makes a stupid anime face when Hiki whips out his Chidori in response...

Autism abounds...
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>>2000946

>Yes, but stress on better.

One of the things I got from this is me trying to figure out how to make tekkosu more bullshit than the sharingan
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"Of course I did," You say, probably with a bit more force than you intended given Sakura's startled look. "Your chakra control is outstanding, and in the academy you were always one to grasp chakra theory first. If you kept applying yourself, and stopped hesitating, you could be the most dangerous member of your team."

Sakura...blushes at your comment, smiling a bit as she looks at the ground. "Thanks Hiki." She says, looking at you once more before Naruto and Sasuke call for her. "I promise I'll keep improving, you can count on it." She runs off to wards her teammates.

"Well, good for her." You say, turning around and seeing Ko, Kakashi, Sasu, Kori, and Bebikau all looking at you, smirks on their faces. "...what?"

"Nothing." They all say. Shit, you just missed something didn't you?

"Alright, let's bounce before we end up disqualified or something. Don't need Naruto waving that over my head." Sasu says.

The three of you enter the building, seeing many other ninja walking about and conversing with one another. Two Leaf ninja sitting at a table are giving directions for where people need to go, and apparently it's the third floor, first room. "Easy enough." You say, walking up the stairs.

That's when you feel it. Like a cold shower of prickly needles, the undeniable feeling of killing intent. "Psst, hey Hiki," You see Tesshin poking out from under your shirt, looking around sneakily. "Probably already felt it, but there's some major killing intent going on."

"I know," You whisper back, continuing up the stairs. "Weird thing is, I don't feel like it's directed at me, more like it's...just around."

"Yeah, well if I was you? I'd go check it out."

"Why?"

"Cause it'll be fun, duh."

"Hiki man, come on, I don't wanna' be late." Sasu says, slapping you on the back as he and Kori move on up to the next floor.

>What do?
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>>2000954
Then stop being lazy. Geez even gelbooru has better images of her.
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>>2000979
Just go to the test room, don't want to be late. Can't take a test if you've been murdered.
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>>2000979
Best to not be late.
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>>2000979

Let's get a going, now we have FOUR people we could possibly cheat off of in the written test folks
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2000979

1) Don't be late...

2) Check it out...
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>>2000979
Check it out. Don't want Tesshin getting bored and fucking up our test, and he's earned some entertainment after giving us that roll.
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>>2000979
"You guys go on ahead, I'm going to find the source of the murder aura."
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>>2000979
>Get to the test room, have a quick conversation (nod at) Gaara.

Goddamn, even Bebikau has the knowing smirk.
>>
Don't be late seems to win.

Boring fuckers the lot of you.

Okay writing.
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>>2001006
We can promise Tesshin we'll investigate the next dangerous thing when we aren't on a time crunch.
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>>2000979
>"Nothing." They all say. Shit, you just missed something didn't you?

Glorious!

Also go check it. Tesshi said it would be fun so let's go see it.
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>>2001011
We should probably warn the others and keep an eye out
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"We don't have time." You whisper to Tesshin, continuing up to the second floor with the rest of your team. You can feel the god of iron grumble before retreating into your shoulder. Well, that's certainly not going to bite you in the butt later.

Once you make it up to the next floor you can see a group of Genin gathered around the entrance to a room, with two other shinobi from the Leaf blocking their way. "What's going on?" You ask a random ninja.

"Apparently these guys aren't letting anyone in, said they're keeping the trash out or something."

Hmmm, if these two are trying to keep you from becoming a Chunin, that's going to be a problem. "I'll handle the-"

"Oh give me a break." You look and see Sakura walk up to the two shinobi blocking the door, hands on her hips and a determined look on her face. "This is some basic level Genjutsu you're trying to pull here. Look," She points up to the door number, 301. "It says this is the first room on the third floor, but we're still only on the second floor!"

You blink, noticing that the door number seems to swirl and change before becoming 201. Huh, interesting.

One of the shinobi blocking the door smirks. "Alright, you figured that part out, but you've still only just caught on." He sniffs, his nose looking pretty red. Maybe he needs a tissue? All of sudden you see him raise his leg, going for a strike against Sakura! Out of the corner of your eye you see a green blur, heading to wards Sakura and the shinobi, but who knows if he'll make it in time!

>What do?
>>
>>2001049
if we can reach try and block the blow
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>>2001049
Just stop the blow in its tracks
I'm 95% sure Hikigaya could stop a moving train cold
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>>2001049
Sweep the leg.
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>>2001054

Support...
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>>2001049
>Pull sakura away from the strike
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>>2001049
replace jutsu with Sakura?
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>>2001049

Block it, optionally with tekkosu
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>>2001055
Without using his bloodline limit.
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>>2001049
violence? in my written exams?

catch his strike like it is literally nothing. Then ask him and his friend to step aside
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Blocking it wins.

1d20+25

DC 80.
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Rolled 46 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2001070
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Rolled 87 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2001070
BLOCC
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Rolled 36 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2001070

Oh Moon with your impossible DCs
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2001070

Rolling...
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Yeah, that'll do it. You freakin' strong autistic monster.
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>>2001076
damn, looks like we PROTEC as well as we ATTAC
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>>2001075
>>2001080
>>2001081
C'mon lads, roll with your delts not your tris
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Rolled 68 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2001070
STRIKE FIRST STRIKE HARD NO MERCY SIR!
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>Be rando ninja
>forced to do this shit, fucking hokage
>gotta keep these kids from the door
>decide to take out my anger on this little shit of a kid
>get utterly fucked by two of the strongest kids in the village
RIP random ninja la, dindu niffin
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>>2001080
Still better then SOM's DC's.
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>>2001080
>>2001107
I mean he gives us best of 5.
Besides failure is INTERESTING.
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>>2001118
Failure is interesting, but success lets us beat up Vampires.
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>>2001118

Then I'm sure you think SOM's quests are as fascinating to you as fire is to a caveman. Besides success has been more interesting here
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>>2001118
The high DCs make sense considering the shit we keep doing, and the best of 5 balances out with the allowed crit fails. I think it all works personally.
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>>2001118
Agree.

>>2001102
He should have know better.
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>>2001124
I should clarify.
Being ABLE to fail is interesting.
Failing constantly is not.
But with a best of 4 1d100 (the highest I could get anydice to run), the odds of getting at least one roll above 80 are 61.05%. And for best of 5 it'll be even higher.
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You're not taking any chances. You shunshin forward, rushing into the fray as you realize the green blur was none other than Rock Lee himself. Should've known. He gets there before you do, readying himself to block the blow. That doesn't mean you have to stop though. You slide to the ground before raising up your leg, blocking the attacking shinobi's kick with the back of your heel, and surprising everyone, including Lee. "Hikigaya!" He gives you a quick thumbs up while Sakura backs away slowly, behind her Sasuke looking annoyed for some reason. "That was an excellent block you just did, but I had everything under control."

"I'm sure you did Lee," You say, standing up before shoving the shinobi back. "But I've recently gone through some things that...make it so I can't just stand by if someone precious to me is in trouble."

"EHHHH!? PRECIOUS?!" Sakura shouts, face going completely red like a tomato.

You nod. "Yes, everyone in this village is precious to me." Sakura falls over, as do a few other Genin. Strange. You turn to Lee. "Your speed's still outstanding Lee, I'm sure it'll take you far in the Exams."

"And your strength seems to have no equal among the Genin Hiki." His eyes shine, his hand and yours locking together in a grasp. "I look forward to seeing which is superior, my speed."

"Or my strength." You finish, smiling.

"...what a bunch of weirdos." You hear someone say, making you and Lee very aware of how this whole thing looks.

"Can we PLEASE, move it to the damn Exam room?" Sasu says, interrupting your wonderful moment with Lee. "Feels like this is taking way longer than it should."

"Don't worry Sasu, you've still got a good 30 minutes before the doors are closed." Lee says, flashing a smile an another thumbs up.

"Whatever, Hiki man, can we get going now?"

You nod. "I think that's a good idea. Lee, Sakura, see you there." You and your team up another floor, making it inside the actual room you were told to go to.

Surprisingly there's a lot of shinobi here, plenty of them from other Villages too. To your great surprise you spot Gaara and his siblings, off in a corner by themselves. His eyes lock with your for an instant, and that same cold shower feeling passes over you, followed by....a warm feeling?

"So the Iron Genin shows up." You turn, seeing Kiba, Shikamaru, and Hinata(and Akamaru) leaning against the wall. Kiba grins as you as he steps forward. "Was wondering what was taking you so long. You didn't get caught up in that crap downstairs did you?"
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>>2001163
"Yes." You say, causing Kiba to frown.

"You're not supposed to admit it asshole." He grumbles. Akamaru and Bebikau sniff at each other, the animals seem to get along just fine.

"Sooooo, another of the Rookie 12 arrive." You turn, again, to see a gray...light blue? Whatever his hair color is you see this Leaf ninja before you.

"Rookie 12?" You say.

The shinobi nods. "Yes. Your team, Team 7, 8, and 10. The twelve rookie shinobi of the Leaf." He pauses, adjusting his glasses. "Sorry, I'm Kabuto by the way."

"Kinda' weird how you got all that information on us man." Kiba says, eyeing Kabuto over.

Kabuto shrugs. "Sorry, but gathering information is a bit of a specialty of mine." He brings out a stack of blank cards, pulling one from the deck and placing it down. Within seconds you see your face, name, and information appear on the card. "Hikigaya Tetsu. High strength, stamina, and overall above average stats. Quite poor in Genjutsu though." You frown, causing Kabuto to smile apologetically. "Sorry, just stating the facts."

"Yeah, Hiki really does suck at Genjutsu." Sasu says.

"Yeah." Kiba agrees. Oh shit even Shino's nodding. Dammit.

"So, since I just brought up your info kind of rudely without asking, there anyone you're wanting to know about in particular Hikigaya?"

>Well?
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>>2001165
Sasu. Who says Hiki can't troll his friends back.
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>>2001165
>"Nope. Don't really care."
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>>2001165

Mhm...

...

> Gaara

> Naruto
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>>2001165
Stab Kabuto in the throat right here and now.
Not really, that would be meta as fuck AND probably just get us brutally murdered.
"The team from Suna."
Let's find out how much more gud Gaara has got.
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>>2001165
>Suzu
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>>2001163
>"I will ask them myself."
>Walk away and go ask Gaara how he's been
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>>2001165

Well if we're allowed any number. Sasu, Kiba, Shino, Sandboi Garra, Naruto and Neji. VENGANCE FOR THE FIRST THREE
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>>2001165
Anko or
>>2001173
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>>2001185
As abrupt as this is, it's in Hiki's character to do that.

>"Why would I look at a card when the person I'm curious about is right there?"
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>>2001185
This. Let's go hang out with Gaara, goddamn.
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>>2001185

Actually. I would like to swap my vote to this...
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>>2001192
You realize if he finds out we have a thing for his sister he'll kill us, right?
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>>2001165
>>2001185
this
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>>2001195
Other way around.
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Alright, going to ask Gaara directly wins.

Just for clarification, what are you gonna' ask him?
>>2001195
Other way around dude. Temari has the sweaty sand crotch going on for you right now.
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>>2001165

Well fuck my vote supporting this one:
>>2001185
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>>2001199
>>2001202
>implying Temari doesn't satisfy Hiki's dangerboner, and his thing for older women
She's got three years on us. At twelve, that's a big gap.
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>>2001185
>>2001165
We do need to talk to gaara-chan
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>>2001202

> Just say hello and ask him how he has been, like a normal person
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>>2001202
>Temari has the sweaty sand crotch going on for you right now.
ho shit.
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>>2001202
>the sweaty sand crotch
Anko and Tsume are still better though.
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>>2001209
That might be true later.
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>>2001211
Anon, we both know the DC for that is insane.
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>>2001202
Ask if he's gotten stronger and if he's fought anyone interesting lately, like a normal autistic fighting guy.
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>>2001213
>implying anyone is ever better than Temari
Tenten is the only worthy challenger and, well, we all know how that fight ends.
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>>2001202
>>2001219
this
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>>2001218

Okay fair enough...

Supporting this: (>>2001219)
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>>2001213
Why pic just one anon?
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Right, so loooks like Autistic Talk with Gaara wins.

1d100
DC 75.

Let's hope you don't anger your best buddy by being...you.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2001228
Tesshin protect us from the wrath of the sand-coon.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2001228

Rolling...
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2001228
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2001228
Nah man, we're best buddies. We'd never get mad at each other.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2001228
>Let's hope you don't anger your best buddy

not a chance, we're best friends forever
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>>2001227
New plan: one girl from every major village.
To support world peace. Yeah... That's why.
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>>2001236
Jesus you really are.

Writing.
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>>2001232
I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE HIM BORED!
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>>2001234
Oh come on!!!
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>>2001236
im crying
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>>2001236
kek
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>>2001237
Never again, Kon disproved that hypothesis
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>>2001238
So Moon, when are you going to remove Social Rolls with Gaara completely since we're so obviously best buddies.
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>>2001236

Why is Hiki's autism so powerful? It's so overwhelming that it's breaking the setting at the seams...
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>>2001247
Yeah, Kon should have just stuck with 10/10 and been happy having Second Best Girl.
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>>2001236

That we are, that we are

>>2001249

Naruto traded his autism for becoming Ninja Jesus. If Hiki were to cash in his autism...what would it get him?
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>>2001248
Honestly he might as well at this point
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>>2001249
>>2001248
I just realuzed why Hiki and Gaara are such good friebds. It's because of Gaara link with the iron sand.
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>>2001253
>If Hiki were to cash in his autism...what would it get him?
An Alchemical Exaltation.
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>>2001253
Iron god Hiki?
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>>2001253
Nobody would take that much Autism, it's like trying to spend a $1000 Bill at McDonalds.
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>>2001274
>this autism has to be fake, nobody has that much autism.
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>>2001274
I'd say it's more like trying to buy a car, cash up front, using a truck full of pennies.
Because you can totally spend a G at McDonalds, you just need to buy a LOT of food.
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"Gaara of the Sand." You say, mostly to yourself than to anyone around you.

"Ahh, I haven't got much on him, but what I do hav-" You cut Kabuto off.

"Thank you for the offer Kabuto, but I think I'll just go ask him myself." You leap into the air, focusing your chakra into your feet so that you can easily walk up side down, on the ceiling. You are now aware that every other Genin in the room is staring intently at you.

Oh well.

You casually walk over to Gaara and his siblings, picking up the tail end of a conversation they were having. "...all I'm saying is maybe we shouldn't count him out just ye-" Kankuro stops talking looking up at you. You wave. "What?"

"Hello Gaara." You say, releasing the chakra in your feet and falling gently to the ground. You and the red haired Genin stare at each other for a few moments, Gaara looking over you like someone would a piece of meat. Hmm, strange. "How have you been?"

"...fine." He says, his voice sounding raspier than before. Or maybe it sounds the same, it's been a while. "You've changed since I last saw you."

You nod. "The attack on the trading post was life altering, I had to view the world differently, act differently." You clench your fist, your knuckles cracking. "I won't let what happened there happen again."

"Your friends are going to get hurt, it's an inevitability."

"Maybe, but it won't be because I was weak." You ease up a bit, relaxing your muscles. You were straining yourself without even thinking. "So, have you gotten much stronger, fought anyone worth of note?"

Gaara is silent for the most part, before shrugging. "There was the yellow shinobi who attacked the trading post, he was strong. But he ran away before I could crush him."

"Shame, I manage to snap one of the enemies necks that night myself."

"I heard, I doubt there was much blood though."

"No, not really."

Kankuro and Temari glance at each other, worried looks passing over their eyes. Wonder what that's about? "Say, Hikigaya," Temari says, catching your attention. "Do you mind giving us some time to talk? Sibling stuff you know?"

"Shut up Temari." Gaara says, causing his sister stiffen up. "I'm not done talking with him yet."

>Well, what now man?
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>>2001268
Probably, hell I'd find it hilarious if Hiki ends up hokage instead. He's got the will of fire from the third, and his will of iron from the elder. He feels the same instictive complete love for his family and the leaf, like one big family. Fuck, iron and fire, what does that make, the spark of our will? Is the spark our new mantra? our philosophy? Our ninja way?
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>>2001283
>"So how much force can the human body withstand anyhow? You seem knowledgeable in the field."
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>>2001296

Support...

> "I've never had an opportunity to do thorough tests myself."
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>>2001283
"Well that's not very nice. If I said that to my sister she'd cry. Or beat me up. Or both. But the crying would make me feel the worst."
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>>2001283
This>>2001296 plus mostly talking shop with shop with him, type of training, etc. We seem to get along well with our shared ninja battle high
autism, this too>>2001304
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>>2001282

Yeah. Just buy 1000 softserve cones...
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>>2001283
Mention you talk about sibling stuff with your sister too, and about how she crushes people with her thighs. Then lead into this >>2001296

Also, poor Temari.
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>>2001283
appologise to Temari for interrupting their conversation
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>>2001283
>"Last time I talked sibling stuff with my sister she almost crushed me with a hug. How much force does the human body take?"
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>>2001327

We should work this(>>2001327), this(>>2001328), and this(>>2001313) in there somewhere as well. This is all gold...
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>>2001328
>>2001323

>inb4 Gaara develops a crush on our sis because she can crush a human skull with her thights
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>>2001341
Autism and older woman fetishes have a correlation?
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>>2001334

I'm with this anon, supporting all three of those

>>2001268
>>2001264

Is Hiki really just Autochton?
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Also we should point out surpised that they are siblings. I thinl it's the first time Hiki hears this.
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>>2001345

Did Naruto have crushes on older women? I thought he only had eyes for Sakura until Hinata impaled herself on his dick?

He is the most autistic character in the canon...
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>>2001283
Also supporting the mix up.
>>2001334
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...1d100 please.

DC 60.

I swear, if you get a 100 on this I'm just going to forgo regular conversation rolls with Gaara from now on.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2001362
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2001362

Rolling...
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>2001362
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2001362
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2001362
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2001362
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2001362
Come on 100
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Well shucks, no 100 but you passed all the same.

Maybe next time anons.

Writing.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2001362
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>>2001373
>>2001367
Not a 100 but still passed the DC's
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>>2001378
They seem to be getting lower, so we may get to that point someday.
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>>2001378
Nah we can't beat Naruto autism he will steal Gaara friendship from Hiki.
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>>2001378
I still think you should forgo rolls with Gaara. This is the most socializing Hiki's ever done ever.
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>>2001360

Yep

>>2001384

Someday, probably sooner than we think
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>>2001389

Not if we eliminate Naruto from the tournament...
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You know speaking of Gaara. What animal is Shukaku supposed to be again?
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>>2001401

A Raccoon I think...
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>>2001401
Racoon I think?
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>>2001401
A Tanuki. Basically a raccoon with Xbox huge nuts.
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>>2001401
Tanuki?
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>>2001401
Coon dog.
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>>2001413

Thanks, I kept going back to a morbidly obese ferret
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"Well that's not very nice Gaara," You say, causing Kankuro and Temari to start shaking their heads rapidly. Huh, strange. "If I had said that to my sister she would've cried, or beat me up. Or both. But the crying would've made me feel worse."

"Your sister can beat you up?" Gaara asks, sounding intrigued. "Do you let her or something?"

"No, she's just much stronger than I am. She's known as the Iron Thighs of Konoha around here. Legend has it she can crush a mans head between her thighs with ease."

"Legend has it?" Kankuro mouths, looking confused.

"It takes a large amount of pressure to break a human skull," Gaara says, eyes looking down. "If your sister can do it with just her thigh muscles, she must be incredibly strong."

You nod. "Yes, yes she is. So, how much pressure does it take to crush a human skull? You seem to know a lot about that."

"2,300 newtons of force." Gaara answers instantly. "It's more than most normal hands could give." He looks at you then. "But I bet you could do it easily."

"Probably, I am strong."

"Yes, yes you are."

"ALRIGHT LISTEN UP!" You all turn, seeing a shinobi in a Proctor's uniform holding a clipboard. "I've got the list of names and rooms you're going to be assigned to, first part of the exam is going to be a test, if you don't have a pencil we will provide you one, so please don't kill another Genin for a pencil. We've had that happen before."

"Guess I should get back to my team." You say to Gaara. "It was good talking with you again Gaara."

"You too Hikigaya."

"You can call me Hiki if you want."

"....okay."

>End for tonight.

>Hope ya'll had fun, we'll be playing again tomorrow at the same time.
>Any questions?
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>>2001424

Best buds forever...
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>>2001424

Well since Gaara is our best murderous autistic friend for life and Temari has wet sand crotch for Hiki. What does Kankuro think about him? Also

What does Kabuto think about us?
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>>2001424
HikiGaara bromance is my favourite thing ever
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>>2001424
BEST BUDDIES!
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>>2001433

I would like to know this as well. Also, will all of the tests for the chunin exams be identical to that in the canon?
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Is that number accurate MoonMan?

2300 N to crush a man's skull like a sparrow's egg?
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>>2001433
kabuto is probably scared shitless of us since we actively try to be friends with the walking resident murder blender of naruto and succeed at it.
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>>2001433
I can just imagine their reports to the Kazekage.
>"Oh god, I think Gaara made a friend. What do?"
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>>2001444
Yup, I googled it. And nothing Google says is ever wrong. Ever.
>>2001433
>>2001443
Kabuto is scared of you, mostly because you keep doing shit that's gotten other people killed or maimed at this point.

However his Jounin has already brought him and his siblings up to date on who the Tetsu are, and who you are specifically.

He also doesn't like how Temari looks at you and considers you a brat. Just a really, really tough brat.
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>>2001453

>"What would Hiashi do? Oh! I'll send my brother to kill- oh wait. I already tried that....and I have no more siblings....SHIT."

>>2001457

You mean Kankuro Moon
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>>2001457
Hopefully he doesn't fight us.
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>>2001457
>mostly because you keep doing shit that's gotten other people killed or maimed at this point.
Wait, when have we done that?
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>>2001463

Hopefully? Why are you worried about Kankuro?
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>>2001470
Because he's our friend's brother and if Gaara hurt Sinchu we'd be upset, therefore Gaara would be upset if we hurt Kankuro.
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>>2001476

Does Gaara care about his siblings? Obviously not in the same way that Hiki cares for his...
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>>2001469
No, you're doing stuff that other people have done that has caused Gaara to maim and kill them.
>>2001462
>You mean Kankuro Moon
Yes, yes I did. Expect that mistake a lot.
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>>2001469

The first mission we've been on, and the one we've met them mind you is the one where we carried a whole carriage plus eight other people. And ran over attacking bandits.

Next mission we find them we have arms burst out of our back and twist Reptiles neck like a celery stick.

And he's made friends with his murderous brother. Kankuro has a RIGHT to be afraid

>>2001480

He was like it before he got hit by Talk no jutsu
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>>2001483
You mean talking to Gaara?
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>>2001480
Maybe he just doesn't show his affection.
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>>2001476
You mean taka, though I suppose hiki would beupset if sinchu got hurt too. If it's within the exam though, then I dont see hiki caring about fighting kankuro, we're still shinobi, would probably just make sure to only knock him out at most, no lasting damage or serious harm.
>>2001480
I think hiki sees the whole village as his family, at least on a certain level.
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>>2001483

Speaking of helmet, what are his thoughts on the genin with retarded gorilla strength? Does he know we denied grandma Orochimaru's cookies?
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>>2001483
Oh hey, also can non-clan members see Tesshin?
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>>2001501
I don't know anon. can they?
>>2001490
Yes. Casually talking.
>>2001500
You make Gorillas look like non-retarded chimps anon.

But back to Kabuto. He's not going to actively get in your way or anything, that's for sure. You're kind of an oddity. You're a Clan kid, sure, but most people only give a shit about the Uchia or Hyuga.

Hell, there's talk that you're like the second coming of Itachi. Like, literally the second coming. Some of the people think you're just Itachi in disguise.
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>>2001512

> Some of the people think you're just Itachi in disguise.

That is funny. You're a funny guy Moonrune...
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>>2001512
That explains Danzo's interest.
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>>2001512
I don't know, can they?

>Some of the people think you're just Itachi in disguise.
Oh shit! What if we ARE Itachi in disguise? Quick, we need to make sure, how do we check?
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>2001512

>Talk of Hiki being the second coming of Itachi
>Inb4 We get sharingan eyes from Danzo

>>2001519

Hey dice gods are we Itachi?
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>>2001519

Ask Tesshin?
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>>2001522
>"Hey Tesshin am I Itachi?"
>"What's an Itachi?"
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>>2001512
OH SHIT THEY KNOW, EVERYONE RUN BEFORE THEY BLOW OUR COVER!
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>>2001521

> 48

> AB

> BA

...

I don't know what this means...
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>>2001522
>The fucks an itachi? What, too much milf fishnet on the brain or something?
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>>2001521

You know speaking of bullshit eye powers. What's the name of the Rinnegan power where someone can force push or pull shit?
>>
Oh by the way Moonrune, you missed my question.

Is the Chunin Exam going to play out the same as the canon, or have we effected things enough to change it?
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>Invite Gaarabro in our house.
>He'll directly ask our Sis if she could crush a >man's skull with her thighs.
>Sis, just thinks Gaara is another Hiki.
>Get bread
>???
>Profit
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>>2001537
If it is and pedosnake want to bite us, can his fang penetrate our tetsu?
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>>2001537
Some things will be different.

The test part ain't gonna' be the same, that's for sure.
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>>2001544

Remember Jonin quest, when Orochimaru gave Hinata a curse mark along with Sasuke. Shame she never got the chance to use it...
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>>2001552
I like how everyone was more freaked out over us teaching a dog to open the gates.
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>>2001552
Hard fist style hinata trained by autist wizard MC would have ben glorius, a woman capable of wjnning the hearts of battle junkies like gaara and hiki.
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>>2001572
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
BTW guys don't forget to vote up those archives.

I'm not begging or anything but I can throw more MILF's at Hiki if you want. Or maybe turn Gaara into a girl, whatever.

>>2001544
Wonder how Tesshin would react to that? Hmmm.
>>2001552
Jonin Quest is one of those quests I wish had kept going.
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>>2001581
>MILF's at Hiki if you want. Or maybe turn Gaara into a girl

pls no moon. There's enough quest like that in Akun.
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>>2001563

What was even funnier was how the anons tried to argue with NOIP whether it was possible to teach shino's insects how to use the gates...

...

> Jonin Quest is one of those quests I wish had kept going.

I am tempted to try picking it up for a continuation, but I *know* that I could not do it justice...
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>>2001581
Make Gaara a christmas cake and I'll look up how to samefag suptg threads :V
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>>2001592
No anon, it has to be honest votes, otherwise your dick falls off.

And into your moms mouth.
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>>2001592
just change IP dude.

It works
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>>2001534

Nevermind I looked it up. With this I present a horrible idea

Hike with the Rinnegan

>Hiki's "Jesus Christ this kid" strength
>Training to further build up strength under Tsunade
>Tekkosu
>Use the Rinnegan's pulling power to pull some poor fucker at Hiki
>Punch him as hard a possible

What happens everyone? What happens to enemy shinobi A in this scenario
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>>2001596

>Hiki

I sometimes hate autocorrect
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>>2001596
You know how, if you've got a cold bottle of water, and you tap it hard against something and the inside turns to ice really quick?

The opposite of that.
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>>2001581
Wouldn't Gaara as a girl be exactly the same with slightly longer hair and a slightly more padded chest?
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>>2001594
fug

>>2001596
They meet a nice man/woman/helicopter (no assuming genders here) and live the rest of their life in happiness.
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>>2001581
> ... I can throw more MILF's at Hiki if you want. Or maybe turn Gaara into a girl, whatever.

> ... Or maybe turn Gaara into a girl, whatever.

...

Well Moonrune, it's either contriving a way to transform Gaara into a girl, or, risking the wrong anon showing up and trying to feminize him into becoming a trap...

With these rolls anything is possible...
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>>2001581
Make us meet up with Temari, Kankuro and Gaara often after timeskip and you have a deal. Screen time for the screenless.
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>>2001596
remember that pic where Gai broke Itachi's back?
kinda like that
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>>2001603

The exact reason why I do hope that by some means getting the Rinnegan is an option. For ultimate punches
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>>2001624
isnt it transferred like sharingan or something?
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>>2001596
>Hiki with tsunade chakra strength
>Multiplying his already insane physical strength
>Hiki is only 12
>will get naturally stronger from his body developing
>which will be multiplied by a mastered version of tsunade's enhanced strength technique
>The pure power from a hiki punch...
Dear fucking god, that is absolutely terrifying
Shippuden hiki will be fucking terrifying
Will he even still be on the scale?
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>>2001629
Your sister's still stronger.
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>>2001633
no matter what you did, your siblings always beat you.

Taka got girls

Sister got legs
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>>2001633

Really? Why would that be Moon?

>>2001637

Actually, what girls have Taka and Hiki gotten around to making them a bit wetter?

I got down for Taka: Hanabi, Hanabi's maid, and 10/10

For Hiki as of this moment: Sakura and Temari
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>>2001652
did bugbutt erejected sichu?
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>>2001669
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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>>2001707
we are here because moon made a quest about a boy and his family.

Why arent you sleepin?
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>>2001707
We are here cause we are following a quest of an essentially chill ass clan who typically pissed off the local populace by being either: autistic, gone nutty because the person got bad touched by the local iron God, or hilariously charismatic and it pisses off the local betas.
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I wonder what Tesshin things of Gaara.

>nice kid. Kinda bashful tougth
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>>2001462
>Kankuro Moon
Why, why have you made me envision Kankuro in a Sailor Moon outfit
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>>2001629

Image: Hiki ten years after the Chunin exams...
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>>2001589
Is Jonin quest confirmed kill, or has NOIP just not shown up in a while?
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>>2001581
>I'm not begging or anything but I can throw more MILF's at Hiki if you want. Or maybe turn Gaara into a girl, whatever.
What about letting Sinchu get dat bugpuss from Hotaru?
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>>2001987
sinchu would need to: drink less, like fireflys more, try going on a date with her, figure out what she likes and dislikes, etc.

one does not simply walk into bug puss
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>>2002000
Dude needs to cut his losses and bang Kiba's mom.
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>>2002016
It's too late. Sinchu is hopelessly in love, and constantly sabotages himself by being, well, Sinchu.
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>>2002016

See here >>2002020 Sinchu can't give up having put so much time into this
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We're gonna' be runnin' a session in an hour and a half ya'll.
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>>2003221
I hope we actually get to the exam this time.

Also, on a scale of 1 to 10, how BEST BUDDIES are Hiki and Gaara?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>2003290
Let's find out.
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>>2003301
Holy shit
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>>2003301
The dice know.
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>>2003301

Get fucked Naruto, we're Gaara's bestest buddy ever
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>>2003323
That feel when you get to lock fingers with Gaara will be amazing.
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>>2003301
Am I the only one who wants them to stay as pen pals after the exam?
Imagine Kage Gaara getting a letter about the weird shit Hiki gets up to, then Hiki getting a letter detailing how Gaara killed the shit out of someone in haiku
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>>2003301
I expected no less.
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>>2003341

>"Hiki I have a poem when I killed someone"
>"Roses are red"
>"Violets are blue"
>"Omaewa mou, shinderu"
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>>2003301
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW, MOON.
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>>2003356
>The human skull is
>very fragile, now shut up and
>die for me now, bitch.
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>>2003356
Hiki comments
>that doesn't even rhyme Gaara-kun.
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Fuck it, everyone's here, let's start now.

Writing.
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>>2003385
Fuck yeah!!
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>>2003301
HA
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>>2003385
Nicesu nicesu Moon Chan!
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>You're good friends with a psychopath.
>Not telling which one.

You shunshin your way back to your team, who seem to be huddled around Kabuto with a few of the other Leaf Genin. "What happened?" You say, landing beside Sasu.

"That Sound fucker hit Kabuto with some sort of attack, couldn't tell what it was." Sasu explains carefully examining Kabuto's bleeding ears. "Might've messed with his eardrums."

"Shouldn't have been talking so brazenly like that," Kabuto says, wincing in pain. "My fault."

"Sasu, you said the Sound did this, who are they? I've never heard of that Village before."

"That's because we're new." You turn around, seeing a hunched over...well you guess teenager maybe, standing in front of you. His face seems mostly covered up in bandages, and his overly long sleeves annoy you greatly, almost as much as his bad posture does. "Which means your friend here should learn to watch what he says around people he doesn't know."

"That doesn't give you the right to attack him like you did!" Naruto shouts, clenching his fist in anger. "You could've seriously hurt him!"

"I was planning on it." The Sound Genin says, tilting his head slightly at Naruto before focusing on you with his one visible eye. "You're Hikigaya Tetsu right? Heard a lot about you."

"And I've heard barely anything about you besides the fact that you use some special technique to attack people." You respond. "And that you have bad posture."

His head tilts some mor-WOW, you're starting to wonder how loose his joints are to be able to do that. "If ya' wanna' find out what I did to your friend, you're welcome to come over here and find out."

>What do?
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>>2003429
>How does your neck tilt like that? People's necks aren't supposed to twist like that.
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>>2003429
>"Don't know him, don't care, and you aren't worth the time to learn about."
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>>2003429
>You're good friends with a psychopath
>good not besties for life
So it can't be Gaara

Why are you bandaged? Did you hurt yourself knocking him down?
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>>2003443
>Sasugay rubs off on Hiki
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>>2003429
I'll go with this >>2003442
with a maximum autism of "No thank you" at the beginning
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>>2003405

> That face

Did she have a seizure just before this or something? Is that why she is sprawled out on the floor?

...

>>2003429

> If you attack him without provocation here you will be stooping to his level. Restrain yourself, I'm certain that there will be opportunities in the future to exact just retribution upon this ruffian

> Remember that you are representing your clan and village, and that Tesshin is watching, be on your best behavior and resolve this situation as amicably as you can
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>>2003449
I want to get to the fighting goddammit, not start stupid shit we don't need to care about. Kabuto was actually kind of a cunt to us.
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>>2003429
"What a bad attitute to have, you're here as a guest of the village and you're acting like that. How disappointing."
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>>2003429

>"What I really want to know is how you can turn your neck like an owl."
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>>2003429
>The proctors would stop me before I could fully break you apart.
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>>2003451
>>2003442
>>2003459
Can't believe this won.

No wait it's Hiki, of course it did.

Writing.
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>>2003468

I mainly want to do it to be a dick not for autism
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>>2003468
The best way to disarm someone is by doing something they don't expect you to do.
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>>2003468
Everyone being like "Oh wanna see what I do? It's super cool and you'll be real shocked." when no. No I do not. Why would I?
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"No thank you," You say, holding up a hand. "We're about to start a test apparently, and I don't intend to waste any of my stamina beforehand."

"Tch." Dosu frowns, apparently he was trying to rile you up for whatever reason, must not be a nice person.

"One question though. How does your neck tilt so far like that, it's like you're part owl or something." Everybody's quiet, with the Sound Genin in front of you giving that stare that says "I'm not sure if you're fucking with me or not", you get that stare a lot. "If you don't want to answer because it's a personal problem I completely undersa-."

"Dosu, we got our test room numbers." A new Genin shows up, this one wearing a Soun Village headband as well. By his side is a girl wearing the same kind of headband. They all seem to enjoy wearing camo.

"You all seem to enjoy wearing camo." You say, causing Sasu to groan behind you. He must've been struck by Dosu earlier as well.

"Zaku, Kin, we're leaving." Dosu says, stalking off while giving you one last glare. Weird guy.

"Hiki, Sasu," Kori walks up to the two of you, handing each of you a slip of paper with a number written on it. "We'll be taking our test down the hall, come on." You can tell Kori isn't even close to her usual, cheery self, in fact she's been downright depressed these last few months. No doubt it's because of what happened during the trading post mission.

You still never found out if she...was injured in the way that Ko Sensei said she might be, you didn't wanna' bring that up on her. "Okay Kori." You follow your teammates, looking back at the other 9 Genin from the Leaf one last time before heading into your testing room.

>Okay, quick, roll me some 1d6.
>Taking 5th roll.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>2003504
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>2003493

His true kekki genkai is that his skeleton is just cartilage. Just like a shark

>>2003504

Time to roll
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Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>2003504
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>2003504
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>2003504
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>>2003519
Hahaha. Guess who you got seated by?

Ribbit ribbit.
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>>2003523
Who was on the list?
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>>2003523

WAIT, JIRAYA'S HERE? Niceu
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>>2003523
I thought Tsuyu but then i remember taht this is naruto
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>>2003523
Best frog!?
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>>2003525

Give us the list Moon, we really need to know
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"We have assigned seating?" You ask, looking down at your slip of paper with intrigue. Or confusion. Both.

"The person handing out the slips said it was based on the information they had about us." Kori says, gently petting Bebikau.

"Which means that this probably isn't going to be a simple test." Sasu says, looking around the testing room with his hands in his pockets. "Keep your eyes sharp, never know what might be around the corner."

"That sounded very cool Sasu." You say, causing your friend to frown and blush. You head over to your assigned booth, where two other Genin are already sitting. They are...interesting to look at. One of them is incredibly short and seems to have one of the strangest hairstyles you've ever seen, and you've seen Sinchu go through his Perm phase. The girl sitting beside him is, well, she reminds you of a frog. "Hello." You say, being polite as you always are. Until you aren't....?

The boy with the strange hair looks at you and frowns. "Damn, was hoping we'd get a sexy chick to sit beside."

WHACK!

You jump a bit at the frog girls tongue seems to shoot out of her mouth and smack the small boy on the face, all seemingly without her looking at him. "Hmm, that's not a polite thing to say Minoru."?

>Well, how you gonna' respond to this?
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>>2003540
>>2003533
>>2003532
Guys it's naruto...at least i don't know any one else that gets a frog summon.
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>>2003550
Besto Girl
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>>2003550
why the long tongue?
>Tsuyu in Naruto
What MAdness is this?
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>>2003550
>He's doing better than most other people I've met today.
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>>1999764


ROLLL
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>>2003550
What is best girl doung here?! Not complaning but Hiki is taken.

Also compliment on her tongue skill.Bit don't make it weird.
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>>2003550
ignore the wierdness and introduce ourselves, ask them their names and where they're from
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>>2003564
Uh kinda late buddy.
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>>2003572

:c
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>>2003571

Support...
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>>2003550
>Do not respond.
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>Damn kid! Just imagine what she could do with a tongue like that!

>She could eat a lot ice pops I imagine.
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>>2003550

Check yourself before you wreck yourself fool, I'm captain america combined with the sassyness of Sasha Grey
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>>2003579
> I bet she enjoy big and long Popsicle

>Of course, she have long tongue after all
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>>2003540
>1. Part of the Valey's Genin. Gally and Hadoko
>2. Soun Genin. Zaku and Kin
>3. Mist Genin. Minoru and Asui
>4. Cloud Genin. ??? and ???
>5. Orochimaru disguised as a Genin with a skateboard on his back.
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>>2003587
FUCK, I REALLY WANT NUMBER 5
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>>2003587
Shit, I wish I saved the Naruto edit.
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>>2003587
>How do you do fellow genins
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>>2003587
>5. Orochimaru disguised as a Genin with a skateboard on his back.

Hello fellow genin!
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>>2003594
Gotcha' covered.
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>>2003587
Why isn't there an actual vampire, holy shit?
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>>2003577
>>2003571
This wins, writing.
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>>2003550

Greet her and the boyo and take our seat

>>2003587

>5. Orochimaru disguised as a Genin with a skateboard on his back.

Goddamn it. I feel disappointed
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not massivly relevant but I'd love to see a cloud ninja who mainly uses spiders and wires, make it a play on the fact that Kumo can mean clouds or Spider
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>>2003601
It's honestly not that far out there I'm sure there's some Vampire clan in some hidden in the night village or something.
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>>2003606
>Aburame screaming
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>>2003606

>What is Cloud based Aburame clan for 500 Alex?
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>>2003612
It isn't a naruto quest without Shino getting a waifu of some kind
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>>2003611
Nah, they're the Village Hidden in Garlic, to throw off the hunters. Vampires are tricky like that.
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>>2003619

Alternatively:

>Village Hidden in Sunlight
>Village Hidden in Stakes
>Village Hidden in Silver
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>>2003599
Wait, why did you post a picture of Kosuke Maruboshi?
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>>2003631
>>Village Hidden in Sunlight
This sounds like it'd actually be a legit name for a Hidden Village.
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Hmmm, well different cultures and stuff, no need to be racist. You can let Elder handle that. You hold your hand for them. "My name is Hikigaya Tetsu, pleased to meet you."

The short boy shakes your hand, and you hope the stickiness you feel isn't what you think it is. "Minoru Mineta, call me the Purple Rain."

"No." You say, causing Minoru to plant his forehead on the desk and begin crying.

The frog girl reaches over and, wow, her hands are huge. It practically engulfs yours like it was a tiny baby hand, and you certainly do not have tiny baby hands. "I'm Asui Tsuyu. We're Genin from the Mist."

"Ahh, I was wondering when I'd get to see some Shinobi from your Village. I had a chance to a mission around there a few months back, but we didn't take it."

"Probably a good thing, until recently things haven't been that pleasant over there." She pauses. "Because of gangsters killing everyone and hiring one of the Legendary Swordsmen you know."

"No, I did not." Huh, now you feel disappointed you didn't go to the Mist. "I take it your other teammate is somewhere around here?"

Asui nods, looking around before she spots who she's looking for. Her tongue lashes out so quick you can barely keep track of it, smacking one boy in the back of the head and causing him to shriek like a girl. Or a tiny boy. "Deku! Say hi to our new friend."

The boy turns around, his face screaming weakling to you. Some of the other Genin stare as the boy stands, all the attention must be getting to him by how much he's sweating. "Ah, ha, hi!"

"Hello." You reply.

The boy just stares at you for a moment before nodding and then sitting back down, apparently scribbling in some notebook.

"Yeah, that's Deku for you." Asui says.

Suddenly the door to the exam room flings open, revealing an intimidating man in bla-Oh. "Hello mister Ibiki." You say, waving at the man in charge of Interrogation for Konoha. He blinks, looking around the room at all the staring faces before sighing.

"Hello Hiki."

>Say, what's Sinchu doing?
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>>2003645

Well, I just looked it up now. No Village Hidden in Sunlight. But there is a Land of the Sun
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>>2003657
Seeing a guy about illicit bug pheromones. For purely Christian reasons. Totally.
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>>2003657
Asuming he's not involved in security for the exams then maybe scoping out a nice restaurant for a potential propper date with Hotaru
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>>2003657
>Say, what's Sinchu doing?
Working, for once in his worthless life.
>"Hello mister Ibiki." You say, waving at the man in charge of Interrogation for Konoha. He blinks, looking around the room at all the staring faces before sighing.
>"Hello Hiki."
Priceless.
>>2003665
The fuck's a Christian?
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>>2003657
>Sinchu
Going on a mission since I think its been a while
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>>2003676
A mission? During the Chunin Exams? Madness.

No but seriously ya'll any mission suggestions gonna' get shot down since it's high security time here at Konoha.

You know you've still got an immortal dude chained to the wall, lots of fun things there.
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>>2003657

Going on a mission

Hoping Hotaru comes
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>>2003657
>>Say, what's Sinchu doing?
He came home drinking heavily and questioning the existing of something called "Shinobi Go."
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>>2003657
>>Say, what's Sinchu doing?
He escaped with some old people from the shelter and they're hoping around some titty bars. Old people party hard.

So is the third mist genin the 10 stat trap?
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>>2003684
>>2003678
This then. Also bitching about how the twins have all the luck
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>>2003678
I've got it! Let's have a tea party with him. We can invite that rich little girl along, to torment him over his horrendous tea party manners.
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>>2003684

Support...

Let's have Sinchu help the Elder with his various problems...
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>>2003673
U bunch of dudes from the desert that nailed their living god to a giant cross. He got better, and then the deus vulted shit in the name of their said god and slaughtered hundreds in the name of peace, it was pretty metal.
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>>2003693
Anon, it was a joke about how they don't exist in this world.
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>>2003678

Well in that case helping Susumu with the noble
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>>2003657
Reading a self help book.

Why she just isn't that into you.
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Going home drunk and helping Susumu with the Noble.

Locked.

Roll me some 1d100 please. Let's see how wasted you are. Lower the better.
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>>2003698
Yeah I know, I'm just joking too.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2003712
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2003712
>ib4 nat 100
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2003712
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2003712

Rolling...
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2003712
Come on Nat 100.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2003712
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>2003712
WASTED
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2003712
>The one time a crit fail would help
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Yeah, Sinchu is super wasted.

This'll be fun.

Writing.
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>>2003712
We are going to lose that bet aren't we?
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>Moon want low rolls
>High roll fuck us over

Dice gods must be laughing hard
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>>2003729
Shinobi Go broke him that much, eh?
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>>2003737
It's Tesshin's wrath, man.
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>>2003729
>Took the highest roll
>half the rolls were high 80's
Oh jeez....
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>>2003729
>"We could jus' buy'm some weed an' say's'our source of our Kekky Gack...he jus' needs to get lit ever' day furra year."
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>You're drunk bro.

"And I know a song that goes like this! PBBBBFFFTTTHBBBBTHLLALALALA!" You scream, swaying back and forth as the lovingly tasty bottle of sake sloshes about in your hand. Ahhh, wonderful booze, what would you do without it? "Pffft, don't need Hotaru anyways, not when I got you mistress Sake!" You rub your face against the bottle, whispering sweet nothings to it. "You're a naughty girl aren't you? Yes you are."

"Oh yes I am mister Sinchu, please put your mouth around my neck and suck me dry!"

"Oh baby if you insist." You chug-a-lug at least half the bottle down, letting out a pleased sigh as you wipe your mouth. "Damn that's good booze. Eh?" You make it to the compound only to find most of the entrance blocked off by some fancy smhancy carriage. "Da' fuck is this shit?"

You walk around the carriage, noticing the heavily armored bodyguards, not only that, but those fuckers parked on the curb as well! "HEY!" You shout, getting the bodyguards' attention. "You mother, mmmph, mother fuckers need to move that carriage, it's a goddamn parking violation." You hope you look as serious as you sound. Maybe a little more drinky.

The bodyguards look at each other before shrugging. "Look ya' drunk bastard, why don't you just save yourself a beating and move along, important people are talking around here."

"Pffft, just not you two asshole right?" You grin.

"Okay that's it, I'm kickin' his ass." The two bodyguards start moving towards you, one of them bringing out a metal nightstick.

>What do?
>Please don't kill.
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>>2003763
>drunkenly dodge him while teasing him for trying to grab us. is he gay, bro? not that you've got a problem with that
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>>2003763
>Forbidden Tetsu Art: The Castrator
Kick them in the balls while your leg is iron.
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>>2003763
>"Oh yes I am mister Sinchu, please put your mouth around my neck and suck me dry!"
Please have Taka overhear that.

>"Mine's bigger."
>Make your arm metal.
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>>2003763
Kick his ass.

Also seconding >>2003769
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>>2003763

Supportan >>2003769
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>>2003763

> Please no kill

No promises are made...

...

> Sinchu initiate Drunk Tensu Style: Inebriated Jackhammer
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>>2003763
Show then what true metal it and brake the metal stick.
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>>2003763
Just harden the spots where we get hit and play it off as them being weak losers.
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>>2003778
this
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>>2003769
This wins and is honestly hilarious.

Writing.

No you don't need to roll, they're moooks.
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>>2003780
inb4 noble is a hot girl and Sinchu drops enough spaghetti to drown Italy.
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>>2003784
Its that princess we escorted and she remembers Hiki
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>>2003784

Honestly, I can see Moonrune doing something like this...
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>>2003784

>inb4 noble is a hot girl and Sinchu drops enough spaghetti to drown Italy.

Or enough to have the Great Noodly One say "You take my job, I'm inferior to your noodlyness."

Either the noble is a hot girl, or it's the noble's daughter.

Or the noble is a MILF and her daughter is just as hot.
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Dad crashed his motorcycle

Be back in a bit.
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>>2003795
Holy shit..what?

Be safe moon and hope yer dad's ok
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>>2003795
NARUTO QMS ARE CURSED! CURSED I SAY!
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>>2003795

Moonrune's father and technology don't mix apparently...
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>>2003795

Moon is your dad going to just end up a Luddite?
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>>2003795
Well shit.Hope it was just the bike that got crashed.
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You grin at the both of them, rolling up your sleeve before you Tekkotsu your entire arm, covering in cold iron. "Mine's bigger buddy." You say, taking another swig of sake.

Both of the guards stop in their tracks when they see the iron arm, looking at each other with worry before backing up a few steps. "W-we didn't know you were-"

"Blah, blah blah." You say, moving your iron hand open and shut like a mouth as you walk to wards them. "You're assholes, I'm an asshole, way I see it this throw down was gonna' happen anyways, might as well get it over with." You draw your hand back, preparing to throw a megaton punch!

...then you feel a hard smack on the back of your head. "Sinchu, drunk before noon again?" You turn, seeing Susumu glaring at you with his arms crossed.

"Susumu, old before noon again I see?" You fire back, earning some quick chops from the old bastard that you easily dodge. Though in the process you spill some sake. "NOOOOOO!"

"Oh shut the fuck up, now listen," Susumu drags you close to him, then reels back at the smell of your breath. "That Noble we're supposed to be looking after, he's here, and he's a complete dick."

"Who would've thought." You say, rolling your eyes.

"Problem is, he wants to know some of the Clan secrets, which would be a problem since they're, ya' know?"

"Secrets?" He nods his head. "Yeah, fine, but what's this got to do with me? I'm just here to drop off some shit before I head out to woo a wonderful bug lady again."

"I need your help, we gotta' keep this asshole from finding the Iron Box-"

"You didn't hide it?!" You shout, grabbing Susumu by the scruff of his collar. "You idiot! If he touches that thing he's gonna' die quicker than your chances at growing your hair back."

"I know that asshole," Susumu growls, smacking your hands. Ow. "Which is why you need to distract him while I hide it."

"Why me?"

"Do you honestly think you could carefully handle the Box druink?"

>Well?

>Turns out when he said he crashed his bike, he meant he trashed it. Just called to tell me he's getting rid of the thing. Jeesus.
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>>2003833
I think he could handle the box better than the Noble, but fuck it lets go get drunker with someone who hates us
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>>2003833
DRINK WITH THE NOBLE...and make sure we arent hammered to tell secrets.


>Turns out when he said he crashed his bike, he meant he trashed it. Just called to tell me he's getting rid of the thing. Jeesus.

is this a dad jokes?
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>>2003833
I kinda want to see Sinchu handle the box. Mainly because he'd probably end up in a corner, rambling to it and periodically pouring liquor into it.
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>>2003851
>is this a dad jokes?
I wish. It happens a lot with him.
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>>2003851

Support...
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>>2003833

Well we're already drunk, let's bring the noble along for some fun and try to sober down. Maybe we'll spill secrets instead

>Turns out when he said he crashed his bike, he meant he trashed it. Just called to tell me he's getting rid of the thing. Jeesus.

Do you and me have the same dad?
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Drinking with the Noble is a go.
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>>2003852
>periodically pouring liquor into it.
I wonder if since Tesshin is linked to Hiki at the moment that would get him drunk too
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>>2003865

>he'll

MY OWN DRUNKENNESS IS TURNING AGAINST ME
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>>2003868
Drunk Tesshin would either be fun or scary as hell
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>>2003871
But how would drunk Hiki be?
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>>2003877
Touchy, really touchy
He hugs Gaara sort of touchy
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>>2003881

Don't bring fujoshit into this
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"Do I still get to keep drinking?"

"Yes."

"A'ight I'm in." You saunter your fine ass into the Compound, and are immediately assaulted in the eyes by the face of an ugly ass fucker.

The Noble looks you over, probably because you're hot as fuck, and dabs at his mouth with a napkin or some shit. Rich people are weird. "Hmmm, and who might you be?"

You jab a thumb at your chest. "Sinchu Tetsu, high rankin' Shinobi of the Leaf and all around coolest dude from the Tetsu Clan." Yeah, you should get cards made.

"Oh!" The Noble smiles, apparently your introduction was as cool as you thought it was. "Then you must be able to tell me some of the interesting secrets behind your Clan's powers. I've been dying to know about them. Susumu promised to tell me, but, well. Between you and me," The Noble leans in close, then blinks at the stench of your breath. "I think that Susumu is just trying to keep me out of the loop, you know? So, do you know any secrets you'd be willing to tell?"

"Secrets?" You scratch your head, then dig an finger into your ear before flicking some wax off. "Sure I know some secrets, got some even about the other Clans." You don't.

"You do?!" You really don't. "Well then, I'd LOVE to hear them."

>Well.
>Go on, you know you want to.
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>>2003895
I ain't good at making up rumors and gossip, however should should at least show this gentleman some hospitality while we spill dirty laundry.

Offer him some liquor.
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>>2003895

>"Hold on now, not before you have some drinks with me first."

Hand him booze
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>>2003895
>First we gotta drink, man! Can't just go gossiping sober. Only women and wimps do that.
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>>2003894
It isn't really fujoshit, I've known people who get touchy while they're drunk.
My best friend is like that. If you get him drunk enough, he'll put an arm around you and playful side and arm punches because he's just in such a good mood.
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>>2003894
I don't know how drunk hugs equates to butt fucking but ok
>>2003895
Something about Hiashi eugenics I guess.
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Getting him drunk.

1d100.
DC 60.
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>>2003912

Support...
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2003921
POWER OF BOOZE!
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2003921
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2003921

Rolling...
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2003921
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2003921
We should tell him that Hiashi Hyuuga is secretly running an elaborate eugenics scheme involving every single Clan in Konoha.
Hiashi's shady enough he ought to buy it, but it's patently ridiculous. Right?
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>>2003915
>>2003919

I'm just paranoid about it

>>2003932

You did good anon, you did good
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Alright, he's tipsy and susceptible to lies now.

Every single piece of bullshit you feed him, the DC for it will be that much lower.

Go on then, start telling me some lies or half-truths.

Ten minutes then closing and writing what you posted.
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>>2003895
>tell him how hiashi used to peep into the womens bathhouse using his byakuga.
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>>2003952
The Aburame eat the male members The current clan leader is actualy a female.
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>>2003952

The Inuzaka clan is actually controlled by the dogs with humans acting as servants
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>>2003952
The Akamichi aren't fat, but are literally big boned.
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>>2003954
>>2003964
>>2003965
>>2003968
Yeah this is all good. Supporting...

There was a big list of fake clan secrets the anons compiled in a previous thread, but I'm too lazy to look for it...
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>>2003952
The Uzumaki weren't actually wiped out, the one left now is a decoy since he's so annoying and loud.

Sasuke actually conducted the Uchiha Massacre, he just blamed it on Itachi.
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>>2003952
We gain our powers from eating iron over long periods of time.
The uchiha aren't dead they're on a top secret mission.
The Hygua are all perverts who developed the power to peep on bathing people.
The Nara are not lazy they are saving their energy for the ultimate jutsu.
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>>2003969
We should find it. Also, we should see if we can get him to gossip about his country too.
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>>2003952

The Nara clan are just lazy bastards and Uchiha actually use contact lense for those red eyes
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>>2003952

the Yamanaka clan are actually just vanilla genjutsu specialists, the mind reading is just propaganda
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>>2003952
Hiashi old man got vucked by a tetsu thats the original cause for the clans grudge against one another.
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>>2003952
Hiki is the reincarnation of Itachi.
The first Hokage is sleeping until he is needed once more.
There is a clan so secret no one knows who is in it, just that it exists
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>>2003954
>>2003968
>>2003971
DC 65
>>2003964
>>2003965
>>2003968
DC 75
>>2003970
>>2003976
>>2003979
>>2003986
DC 85

1d100.

Let's see what he believes.
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>>2003952
The Sarutobi clan is actually descendents of the monkey god.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2004002
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2004002
Come on big rolls.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2004002
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

Here are some I found from the third thread.

>The Aburame worship a spider demon that lets them control their bugs through ethereal spider webs.
>The Akimichi aren't actually fat, they just use genjutsu to make it seem like they are. Why they do this is a mystery.
>The Inuzuka are really run by sentient dogs with their human-like ape familiars being used as puppets.
>There's nothing fishy about the Nara, they're just smart, a bit lazy, and really chill.(Gotta have some truth)

>>2004002
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2004002
Sinchu doesn't have a bonus to lying?
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>>2003952
The Kou clan are actually demons in human form. The tears of their females form jewels of incredible monetary value.
The Sarutobi Clan are actually all just groups of monkeys standing on each others shoulders.
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>>2004007
not bad
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2004002
come on 100
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2004002

Rolling...
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>>2003952
Orochimaru isnt actually a traitor, he's on a secret long term mission from the hokage to get intell on various missing nin.
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>>2004009
This should totally be a thing.
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>>2004015
Damn, why didn't you roll earlier.


Okay guys, you got up to 75, but the other shit, particularly the thing about Hiashi's papa getting fucked by Tetsu, he ain't buying. Nice try though.

Writing.
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>>2004015
Dawww man.
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>>2004024
Why doesn't Sinchu have a bonus to bullshitting?
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>>2004028
because he's still drunk
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>>2004028
Because he's drunk.
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>>2004024
I think that anon was trying to type "cucked", senpai.
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>>2004038
>>2004042
Hivemind.
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>>2003868
C-could you get god drunk?
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You pass the Noble your bottle of Sake, and he looks it over for a minute before shrugging and taking a few chugs. The rosey tint to his cheeks tells you he's feelin' that good sake chill down his stomach. Now to lie. LIE!

"Alright, first off, you know Hiashi? Head of the Hyuga's?" the Noble nods. "Dude used to peek on the bathhouses with his Byakugan. True stuff." The Noble gasps, which makes you feel really good. "That's pretty much what the Byakugan was developed for, to be a complete pervert man. Seriously, they're nothing but lecherous assholes."

"My word." The Noble says, smiling as he takes another sip of sake. "Who would've thought the Hyuga Clan were so...deviant."

"Yeah yeah, and the Akimichi? They're not really fat, just big boned. I swear, it's just a trick to confuse enemies. Also," You lean in closer. "The Nara Clan? They're not lazy, they're just saving they're energy for when the Ultimate Jutsu is needed."

"Ultimate Jutsu?"

"Shhhh. Top secret, just know it's big. Also, the Uchia Clan? Not really wiped out. The little brat is just a decoy, they're all on a top secret mission from the Hokage."

You can see the Nobleman has started writing things down in a small notebook, and it's all you can do not to burst out laughing. "More! I need to know more!"

"Okay, so like, the Tetsu Clan gains it's iron powers by eating iron itself over long periods of time, we've grown accustomed to it. Oh, and the Aburame Clan eats all the male members, the Clan Head is actually a female, and so is every other sexy fuckin' one of them...."

"Uh, you okay?"

Fuck. No. God you're pathetic. "I'm fuckin' awesome man. Now listen, the Inuzuka Clan? All dogs. All the human you see are just mind-controlled so that nobody knows what's up."

"Oh lord, this is all so crazy, but it must be true!"

You grin, taking a long chug of your sake. Out of the corner of your eye you see Susumu tip-toeing by, Iron Box in hand. You see him step on a misplaced lego, probably one of the little kids left it, or a certain handsome Jonin, and it's all the Elder can do not to scream out in pain. "Oh yeah, and one more thing."

"Hmmm?"

"Susumu isn't the Clan Head, I am. He's just a fall man for me. So if you need anything, just let me know."

>That's it for tonight fella's.
>Gonna' do this again tomorrow, same time.
>Hope you had fun.
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>>2004082
Had a great time.
Why are you cutting off early?
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>>2004098

His dad crush the motorcycle and he might need help with it
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>>2004098
Worn out. But I'm off the next two days so I promise more.
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>>2004125

Have a good rest OP. You deserve it...
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>>2004125
gnight mate
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>>2004125
Thanks for the run moon and have a good night, you earned it.
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I just realized that ever sense Kori came back with Bebikau that they have always been seen together. So is Bebikau just happening to be summoned on 'screen time', or is she with Kori 24/7?

inb4 angry cows swarm the village in search of a 'kidnapped' cow child and wreck shit
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>>2004175
She's there 24/7.
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>>2004125

Sleep well Moon.

Anons there is one thing that I think we should talk about, what are all the Justus that Hiki would know? Asking because, I really want to mix things up
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>>2004082
>"Susumu isn't the Clan Head, I am. He's just a fall man for me. So if you need anything, just let me know."

And there is no way this won't bite us in the ass later. Dammit Sinchu.
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>>2004187
Hiki would know all the gaton(fire) jutsu some more iron jutsu and the chidori.
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>>2004880
Ah and of course the genjutsu kai (illusion release/cancellation), transformation and substitution.
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>>2004187
Also apparently once you unlock the element you can create your very on ninjutsu. So we can start mix up iron, with fire and make like burning iron fists or iron with lightning to make shock knuckles.

And thanks to our iron bloodline we learn lightning and doton jutsus easier. Because bloodlines are just that op.
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>>2004995
Lightning for railguns
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>>2004995

> Molten metal

> Over bare skin

This is a very, *very* bad idea
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>>2005006
Tekkotsu makes layers of our skin become like iron. We just need to make the top skin and let the underskin in iron to resist the molted fire.

>>2004996
That would be lightning +water.
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>>2005016

You do realize that metal conducts heat pretty easily? And that the flesh underneath a Tensu's metallic skin is just ordinary human flesh?

You really can't put together why having superheated metal not just touching a part of your body, but COATING it might pose a bit of a problem?
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>>2005041
Dude it's fucking magic. why are you trying to apply logic to it?
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>>2005041
But literally encombasing and/being superheated metal would be pretty op. It would probably be something akin to unlocking gates if anything.
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>>2005050

Yes, it is magic. However, it is magic that has been purposefully constrained by a set of rules. One's investment in the setting and suspension of disbelief hinge on those rules being honored and adhered to...

If you can get away with explaining a cool thing that shouldn't be possible in the setting with: 'It's magic, don't question it' then literally anything and everything can be explained away, or resolved, in the same fashion: plot trivialized, stakes and narrative tension obliterated, consistency and pacing eradicated...
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>>2005064
Okay.
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>>2005071
Anon, whether you agree or disagree with someone, don't be that guy that adds litterally adds nothing to the conversation and just feel the need to trivialize someone's argument without putting forward your own, only fags do that.
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>>2005064
>>2005041
Just apply the rigth seals. If it was like this why does the chidori doesn't cause damage to it's user hand? Although the sharigan helps and apparently our tekkotsu helps protect the damage.

Or are you saying that having lightning in our iron fist is less damaging then having iron heated hands?
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>>2005064
I have to agree with >>2005118 on the proper execution of the right seals, as it's likely that a properly made jutsu will generally be set up so that the discharge doesn't harm the user,
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>>2005145
So Hiki needs to learn some seals from Taka.
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>>2005151
Training each other would actually be a really good idea.
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>>2006304
To bad my roll was late. But even so now the Hyuuga will be know as a clan of perverts.
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>>2005550
Taka will quickly pass the academy if Hiki helps him like a good brother.
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>>2006338

And the Inuzaka are really controlled by dogs
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>>2006375
And i guess Sinchu is the clan elder now?
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>>2006514
No anon, he was always the secret elder, keep up.
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>>2006574
Does that mean he's secretly old?
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>>2006644
Yes, he just looks young because he's a vampire
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>>2006651
That's why Hotaru's not interested, he's been trying to get with every hot Aburame for generations and they know all about him.
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>>2006670
Like Strahd, he is forever cursed to hopelessly chase after bug puss.
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We'll be playing in an hour and half guys.
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>>2006743
[Hype Intensifies]
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>>2006743
Play now gaylord.

I'm sorry.
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>>2006743
Time to not fuck bug girls and make possessive lolis mad.
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>>2006743
okay
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>>2006743
>hour and half
Two hours later...
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>>2006993
Anon it's not even been...
Nevermind.

Threads starting up soon anyways.
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>>2007008
Oh yeah.
Sorry, computer clock is wrong for some reason, and I forgot that timestamps are based on machine local time.
Now I feel like a dick.
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>>2007008
Damn, Moonrunes. You're getting heckling from the future now.
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>You're Hiki
>Good luck with that.

"The name's Ibiki Morino, I'm your proctor. And from this moment on, I'm your worst enemy."

You get the feeling that to anyone who doesn't know mister Ibiki this would seem terrifying, but you've seen him order enough jelly filled donuts at your sisters shop to know that the supposedly scary man in front of you has a large sweet tooth. It's hard to fear a man once you've seen him jump for joy at the sight of baked goods.

The other adults in the room start handing out test sheets and pencils to everyone. Once everyone has their require items, Ibiki continues. "In front of you is a test with five questions. In order to pass you need to only do two things. The first is answer at least one question correctly. The second," He pauses, smiling at everyone in the class. "is that your teammates have to answer the exact same number of questions you did correctly as well." Ibiki starts writing on the chalk board behind him, the sound of chalk scratching sends chills down your spine. "What this means is, if Teammate A got question 2 right, but Teammates B&C got question 3+4 right, then the whole team loses."

"Wait," You turn, seeing a random Genin whose description is unimportant raise his hand, looking over his test paper with confusion. "I only see 4 questions on the test, where's the fifth one?"

Ibiki grins again. "Everything you need is right on that piece of paper. Now, you'll all have 1 hour exactly to take the test, during this time you will not be allowed to talk with anyone, teammates or otherwise. Doing so will deduct 2 points from your test score. If you are caught cheating, another 2 points will be deducted as well. If you break the rules or are caught cheating five times, you automatically fail. Everything I've told you will help you with this test. Now, BEGIN!" Ibiki slams his hand down on the desk in front of him. His grin slowly starts to wane as he looks around, then lets out a sigh before reaching under the desk. Immediately a hourglass filled with sand pops out of the desk, slowly counting down the time.

You look down at the test in front of you, scribbling your name down as you look over the four questions. Not five. Hmmm. You peer out of the corner of your eye at Sasu and Kori, who ended up sitting next to a random Genin. You can't tell from where you're sitting if they've figured anything out yet or not.

You go over the rules in your head once more.

1. Talking or getting caught cheating five times will result in automatic failure.
2. You and your teammates must answer the same question(s) or else fail.
3. Everything you need is on the paper in front of you.

>What. Do?
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>>2007095
>>What. Do?
I wonder if this is a "What is your Name? counts as a question on the test" situation.

Also, read the paper. Ask tesshin if other people can see/hear him and if he can appear in multiple spots if they're made from our metal. If so, drop some blood or something, transmute it into little metal spiders and send them into the ears of our teammates.
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>>2007095
Find a single question Hiki knows for sure he can answer correctly, answer it, then make and get two iron disks/coins to Sasu and Kori with our answer that tells them not to answer any other question.

Alternatively, get a iron coin to Kori that tells her to use reflective ice to coordinate an answer instead.
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>>2007095
First things first, look and see if we know any of the answers.
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>>2007117
>I wonder if this is a "What is your Name? counts as a question on the test" situation.
Correct.
>>2007117
>If so, drop some blood or something, transmute it into little metal spiders and send them into the ears of our teammates.
Nigga' you ain't an alchemist. Your Hand Seal roll would have to be pretty good not to be seen..
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>>2007123

Support...
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>>2007126
>Correct.
Well then, we just need a way to coordinate not answering any questions other than putting down our name, to our teammates.
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>>2007126
Shit. What do we have to roll to make sure we get our name right?
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>>2007095

Alright let's read through the questions and answer the ones that Hiki can answer for sure. No mistakes or dicking around here
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>>2007136
No I mean the Spider thing. You can't just clap your hands and they appear. You've got high level Shinobi watching you, so Hand Seals man.


Also there's a very easy and stupid way to do this that you'll all find out if none of you can figure it out.
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>>2007141
>Also there's a very easy and stupid way to do this that you'll all find out if none of you can figure it out.
Is it write our name down and answer nothing then turn it in, and hope our team is as stupid as us?
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>>2007136

Anon, think about what you said.

>>2007141

Is Tesshiin invisible and inaudible to any non Tetsu?
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>>2007141

Assuming everyone in our team gets their names right, and doesn't answer any other question, we automatically pass right?
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>>2007141
Also, can't Tesshin transmute our metal straight up? He turned it into a butt at one point, we can ask him to do it.

>>2007148
You're right, that'd be a difficult roll.
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>>2007146
Nope.
Again, read over what was posted guys. It's right there in front of you.

>>2007148
Who knows, find out.

>>2007149
That's a way yes, but who knows if the others think that way.


Again, you call COULD roll intelligence to figure this out.

But the DC would be insane and you'd only have one shot.
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>>2007146
>stupid
Bitch that's basic observation. This nigga >>2007117 figured it out right away.
And we're supposed to be ninjas. Looking "underneath the underneath" and all that happy horseshit.
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>>2007095
Wait a minute.

If we yell something out generally, that isn't talking to anyone, just shouting in general.
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>>2007161
You do realize those are both me, and we have IDs, right?

>>2007159
You haven't told us what's on the paper yet though.
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>>2007159
Don't answer anything. Everything we need is already on the paper in front of us. That's Rule 3.
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Wait, I just realized Hiki autism plays strong here.

Tell you what, DC's 80 for the Intelligence roll.

>>2007168
Hmmm, I wonder. I mean, that'd give you a 2 point deduction though anon. Remember, you only get 5 of those.
>>2007170
>You haven't told us what's on the paper yet though.
Basic high end Ninja questions about shadows and kunai and other shit.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2007178
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>>2007175
Oh man, that's a good plan.
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>>2007183
>>2007175
You have to answer 1 question guys, Ibiki said so.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2007178
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2007178
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2007178
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>>2007190
>>2007181
We aren't rolling yet.
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>>2007188
Well then his rules conflict and this test is incorrect in its conception.
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>>2007200
How?
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>>2007201
3. Everything you need is on the paper in front of you.

Our answers are not on the paper in front of us. Therefore, they are unneeded.
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Wait I think found the trick!

> "The second is that your teammates have to answer the exact same number of questions you did correctly as well"
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>>2007205
Alright the secret stupid way to passing this test requires insane amounts of paying attention to the phrasing, but not that much.


Alright tell ya'll what, time to roll. 1d100+15.
DC 80.
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Rolled 35 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2007217

WAIT

>1. Talking or getting caught cheating five times will result in automatic failure.

Is the trick to use non verbal communication?
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>>2007178
>Hmmm, I wonder. I mean, that'd give you a 2 point deduction though anon. Remember, you only get 5 of those.
>2 point deduction
>5 of those
Wait.
5 question test...
But if we aren't removed until we have 5 2-point deductions, then that would mean 10 points...
We only have 5 questions though...
And only 4 on the paper...
Who's Line!
The rules are made up, and the points mean nothing! As long as we get a correct answer, and the same number of them as our teammates, then it doesn't MATTER if we got a deduction, even if we only got one question right!
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>>2007206

They need to answer the same number of correct answers made, not get them correct. If someone gets five correct answers, it doesn't matter if their teammates get all other answers wrong as long as they attempted to answer them...
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Rolled 2 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2007217

Rolling...
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Rolled 26 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2007217
It's okay, we all make mistakes and don't think about what's on our tests sometimes Ibiki. We forgive you for making a shitty quiz :^)
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>>2007222

Well done possibly Sasuke, and good trips. Is this right Moon?
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Rolled 38 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2007217
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2007201
Moon. You straight up said that "Writing in your name" counts as one of the questions on the test here. >>2007126

By that, if we write our name, get it correct, and then don't answer anything else. As long as our teammates do the same we pass.
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>>2007235
I hope so, 'cause these roles are looking grim.
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>>2007243

The fifth guy saved it...
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>>2007235
It's well thought out but no.
>>2007240
And you passed with flying colors.

Upcoming post reveals the stupidity of this test and your QM's inability to come up with an interesting one.

Writing.
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>>2007248
Honestly I think you just accidentally tapped into the greatest way to lure players into a boner of staggering proportions.
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>>2007248
>Upcoming post reveals the stupidity of this test and your QM's inability to come up with an interesting one.
I dunno dude, we had some interesting answers but not sure how correct we are, so you at least stumped us.

Then again, /qst/ is notoriously bad at puzzles, so.
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>>2007248
bwahahaha

Dont worry moon. You arent as bad as Hiki's attempt at genjetsu
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>>2007268

I am fairly sure it has something to do with the interpretation of these phrases:

> "The second is that your teammates have to answer the exact same number of questions you did correctly as well."

> "What this means is, if Teammate A got question 2 right, but Teammates B&C got question 3+4 right, then the whole team loses."
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You look over the questions listed in front of you. They're all ones that would require heavy reading and knowledge of both basic and high rank shinobi facts in order for anyone to answer them. But, you notice, there's only 4. When there should be 5. Hmm.

You look closer at your paper, not noticing odd about it, then look up back near the top. Ah. 'What is your name' is a question, though it isn't numbered, it should still count.

That's the easy part out of the way, you're sure even Kori and Sasu figured that one out by now, question is, how do you let them know that's the only question that needs to be answered?

You look around a bit, noticing a few of the students are tapping their pencils in Morse code, while some of them are using different jutsu's to let their teammates know and such.

Hmmm. You go over what Ibiki said. Getting caught cheating or talking will deduct 2 points from your test, and you're failed automatically after getting caught five times.

Wait.

Five times.

You slam your hands down on the desk, shocking both Asui and Minoru beside you, and gaining everyone's attention. "Just write down your name." You say, then sit back down.

There's a long period of silence as everyone keeps staring at you, then they all slowly turn their attention back to Ibiki. The scarred man stares at you for a long time before sighing. "2 point deduction for speaking Hiki." He then sits down at the desk, leaning back and looking at the ceiling.

In a matter of seconds you can hear everyone in the class room start scribbling or erasing. It doesn't take long before every single person in the classroom has done exactly what you said, written their names down.

Ibiki looks at his watch, frowning at it. "Not much point in continuing." He stands up, looking over the classroom. "Everyone who has only written their names down, raise your hand." You and everyone else does as Ibiki said, earning a small smile from the man. "Congratulations, you passed. Make sure to thank Hikigaya there for saving all of your asses."

The room erupts into cheers, and quite a few people start patting you on the back or hugging you, quite a few girls kiss you on the cheek. Hmmm, strange.

Sasu and Kori walk up, huge grins on their faces. "Seriously? You just figured it out that quickly?" Sasu says, hands behind his head.

You shrug. "It wasn't that hard really, it was all about paying attention to what was in front of you."

"Alright listen up, the first part of the Exam's over, that means you need to move to the next area for testing. Head to wards the Forest of Death, your next Proctor will be waiting for you." Ibiki says, before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

>What do?

>Also I suck at Quizes.
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>>2007323
>Do as told.
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>>2007323
Thank Ibiki and get to planning wit the team.


Careful of incoming Anko
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2007300

That's because Moon doesn't get the prostate of his mind tickled by the MVP of mind molesting

>>2007323

Time to go to the forest of "getting ganged by a pedophile".

Rolling to hang out with him without getting raped
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>>2007323
>>2007339
This. Also ask Tesshin if he knows about anything particularly dangerous native to the forest.
And offer to kill one if there are any to make up for earlier.
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>>2007323
Oh man, so I was totally right when I guessed that.

Awesome, I am the best at Secret Ninja Tests!
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>>2007336
this
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"We'd better get going." You say, standing up and following your teammates. A majority of the other Genin have already left, leaving just you and a few other Genin teams in the room when the sudden sound of shattering glass grabs your attention.

Miss Anko bursts in through the testing room window, quickly throwing up a giant banner that proclaims her as the 2nd Proctor of the Exam before striking a pose in front you all. "The name's Anko Mitarashi, 2nd Proctor of the Chunin Exams! I'll be teaching you bra-ahhhh?" She stops, blinking in surprise at the lack of students left in the room. "Wahh? Holy shit Ibiki, how tough was your test this year? There's like, only five teams left."

Ibiki pokes his head from around the banner, frowning. "You're late idiot. Everybody passed the test this year and they're already heading off to the next Exam."

"WHAT?!" Anko screams, grabbing her head in surprise. You can feel your face getting warmer as parts of miss Anko's chest jiggle. "What the fuck Ibiki, how easy was the test then?"

Ibiki sighs, coming out from behind the banner. "It wasn't particularly easy, it's just this kid," He points a finger at you. "Figured out the easiest way to pass, and everyone else followed suit."

Anko blinks, staring at you for a good while and making you fidget in place. Beside you Sasu develops a huge grin. Bastard. "Oh yeah, you're that Hiki kid from Suzu's bread shop. How's it goin' shorty?" She says, grinning at you.

>How do y-
>NOPE! Roll to not spill ninja noodles!
>1d100
>DC 90.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2007416
nat 1
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2007416

If my roll fails I'd like to trade in my 99
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2007416
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2007416
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2007416
>Just think of the Elder's bald, bald head
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Fail.

Writing.
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>>2007436

Can we back hand Sasu? Because I want to back hand Sasu
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"You look pretty." You say, staring intently Anko with laser like focus. "I am glad to see you again."

"Pffft." You jerk your head, glaring at Sasu as he tries to keep his laughter down, but failing miserably. All around you the other Genin teams begin to snicker, making your even more self-conscious.

Anko just grins. "Thanks for the compliment kid, but don't think that's gonna' get ya' any leeway with me in the next part of the Exam."

"I think Hiki was hoping you'd kiss hi-OOof!" You jab your elbow into Sasu's side, causing your teammate to crumble to the floor in pain. Hmmm, that made you feel better.

"We'll be going now." You say, picking up Sasu and carrying him out of the room, wanting to be gone from this place as soon as possible. "Worst day, worst day." You mutter to yourself, practically jogging at this point, with Kori keeping up right behind you. "Why'd I say that why why why?"

"Hiki." You turn, seeing Gaara and his siblings as you pass by. "Why is your teammate on your shoulder."

"I knocked him out." You say.

"...oh." Gaara then keeps walking with his siblings. At least someone understand you.

===

Sasu wakes up about half-way to the next location, the 44th Training Grounds, otherwise known as-

"The Forest of Death." You blink, noticing Anko is already there and explaining things to the group of Genin surrounding her. Damn, you missed a good spot. "Now, you're all gonna' have to sign a waver so that the Leaf isn't responsible for any injuries or case of death you suffer while in there."

"People could die?" You spot Naruto complaining, like usual.

"Hey, Hiki," Sasu says, jerking his thumb. "Heads up, but I think your friend's back."

You turn to where Sasu's pointing, seeing Dosu and his teammates walking to wards you, and he tilts his head again in that creepy manner. "Hmmm, passed the test huh? Guess that shouldn't be surprising. But in there," Dosu nods his head at the Forest of Death. "A pencil and paper isn't going to save you. We run across you, you're dead."

>Response?
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>>2007488
>"I sincerely doubt it but welcome the challenge."
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>>2007488

> "Okay. You too."

> Go and get some wavers for you and your teammates
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>>2007488
Start contemplating if we could beat the forest of death with a Pencil and Paper.
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>>2007488
>>2007504
>>2007507
I'll support these.
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I'd like to combine my suggestion(>>2007504) with this suggestion(>>2007507)...
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>>2007504
>>2007507
Looks like these win.

Writing.
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>>2007488

I'd just like to say that I really *REALLY* enjoy Hiki and Gaara's interactions. Brilliant work Moonrune...
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>>2007488
>At least someone understand you
Bromance for the ages
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Hmmm, beating the Forest of Death with just a pencil and a piece of paper...sounds like a challenge. "Okay then, you too."

Dosu blinks, then frowns. He looks like he's about to throw down with you, which would be a terrible mistake on his part, when a Kunai streaks on by, barely missing the Soun Genin's face. No, wait. There's a thin slice just above his cheek, red blood starts to pour out of it. "Wh-what?"

"Hey, it's not nice to have fights while your beloved Proctor is talking you know?" Anko says, suddenly appearing behind Dosu and gently grabbing his head with her hands. Hmmmm, you're not happy about this. She then leans forward, running a finger across Dosu's face and collecting a bit of blood on the tip. REALLY not happy about this. "Kids like you, the one's who don't know how to keep their bravado in their pants, usually end up dying first."

"Y-you." Dosu growls, fists clenched at his side. You're about to do something, maybe punch Dosu in the face, that'd make miss Anko happy right? When suddenly another Genin appears, their long, creepy looking tongue stretching out of their mouth and holding Anko's thrown kunai from earlier.

"You dropped this." He says, smiling even while his tongue's out.

Anko smiles back, but you can feel the animosity coming off of her, it's astounding. "Thanks. But next time don't stand behind me with all that blood lust, or you'll get killed."

The Genin shrugs, handing off the kunai before walking off, though not before looking right at you and giving a wink.

Ew.

"Ew." You say, whole body shaking.

"Alright, enough theatrics, time for the rules and explanations. While in this Forest you'll be battling against the other teams who made it through the first part. What you'll be fighting for is one of these." Anko holds up two scrolls, one black and one white. "Heaven and Earth scrolls. Each team will have one of them, and your objective is to steal or take the one you don't have from another team. For instance, if you have a Heaven scroll, then you need an Earth scroll. Once you have both you can make your way to the center of the Forest where there will be a tower. Only way in is with both scrolls. Also," Anko pauses, smiling. "You're not allowed to look at the contents of the scrolls. Doing so is grounds for immediate failure. Got it?"

>Any questions you wanna' ask or something?
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>>2007564

> Don't say anything. You can't figure out how to talk to this person properly, and don't want to have to carry an unconscious Sasu for the majority of this test
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>>2007564

Let's get it over with. Also Moon two questions for you

What ninjutsu does Hiki know? And there anyone in mind you picture Hiki looking like when we get to Shippuden? Because I keep thinking Raiden from Metal Gear seems like a good choice
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>>2007583
He knows lots of Jutsu. I guess I could come up with a list but it's funner to just do shit on the fly.

No idea who he's gonna' look like come Shippuden, or if he's even still alive by then.
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>>2007564
Keep quiet so we don't keep spilling spaghetti.
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>>2007582

> Don't say anything. You can't figure out how to talk to this person properly, and don't want to be a team killing asshole and have to carry Sasu's corpse for the majority of this test

Ftfy

>>2007588

>Inb4 We start doing Madara's fire jutsus to cause the entire Leaf to PANIC

And also: That last sentence is....slightly concerning considering where we're heading next
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Rolled 23, 31, 10, 15, 15, 13, 7, 23, 29, 6 = 172 (10d44)

Keeping those noodles in your pants, wise decision. Writing.

Oh wait.

1d44 please. Taking third roll.

Also my rolls are
1st: Gaara's team.
2nd: Dosu's Team
3rd: Ino-Shika-Cho
4th: Naru-Sasu-Saku
5th: Mist Genin
6th: Cloud Genin
7th: Valley's Genin
8th: Hina-Kiba-Shino
9th: Team Guy
10th: Rain Genin
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Rolled 29 (1d44)

>>2007618

Rolling...
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Rolled 38 (1d44)

>>2007618
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Rolled 39 (1d44)

>>2007618
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>>2007631

39 out of 44. That's alright? Right?
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Rolled 21 (1d44)

>>2007618

Please be good
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>>2007631
Congrats I guess, you don't start at the same exit gate as any of the others.

You also don't know if you're getting the same Scroll as certain other teams.

Good luck.

Writing.
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"Alright, everybody come up and take a slip of paper from this hat." Anko suddenly pulls out a large, very familiar looking hat. Wait, is that the Hokage's- "Once you get your paper that'll tell you which gate you'll be going into the Forest of Death through."

You shrug, starting to walk forward but stopping and turning around after only a few feet. "Kori, would you mind going to get our slip?"

Kori nods, patting you on the shoulder while handing you Bebikau. The little cow looks up at you with giant, love filled eyes before poking you on the nose. "Boop." You smile, hugging Bebikau back and nuzzling against her. Out of the corner of your eye you can see, and well, feel Gaara watching you. Hmm, maybe he likes cows too.

"We got #39." Kori says as she returns, taking Bebikau from you and stuffing her into the front of her jacket. For some reason this causes Sasu to blush, blush so much in fact that he starts to develop a nose bleed. Strange.

Your team heads to wards the numbered gate you were given, finding that two other teams are already there. You all glare at each other for a moment until a test Proctor appears before you, holding out three black scrolls before you. "You've all been given Earth scrolls. We weren't gonna' have you start off murdering each other right out the gate, not like that one year." The Proctor pauses, scratching the well faded scar on his cheek before shrugging.

You take the scroll, stuffing it into your pocket before nodding to Kori and Sasu. The gates open, and you all rush inside.

The first thing you take notice of is how the dense amount of trees seem to almost block out the sun, barely any sunlight getting through the leaves. The second thing you notice is the other two Genin teams racing off in opposite directions. One team following the cage wall surrounding the entire Forest, and the other heading straight into the Forest.

"Kinda' got a couple options here," Sasu says, hand carefully placed on the hilt of his sword. "Either we can go hunting for other teams and take their scrolls, or wait up near the tower and ambush them."

"We could also just wait somewhere by, like a river, and take a scroll then." Kori says, scratching Bebikau's ears as she pops her head out. "We've got a whole five days to get a scroll."

"What's the plan Hiki, you ain't lead us wrong yet."

>Well what's the plan?
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>>2007681
Follow the wall the opposite way the other team did until we get to another exit, then see if we can find any tracks/trails another team left. If we go fast enough, they may not even expect to get attacked from behind.
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>>2007681
find somewhere decent near, but not too near, the tower and setup an ambush
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>>2007696

Support...
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>>2007696
This.
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Alrighty then.

Roll me 1d100 for tracking.

DC 70. Good luck.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2007736
totally got this
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2007736

Check em
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2007736
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2007736
Wish we had a tracking summon.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2007736
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>>2007742
oh thank god
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Very nice. Writing.
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>>2007742

Did we find some jobbers that had a heaven scroll? Also, thank you anon. You did good
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>>2007751
We probably found that creepy looking old ninja with the long tongue and skateboard over his shoulder.
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"We'll do what the other team just did and hug the wall. But we'll go in the opposite direction they did." You kneels down, drawing out a plan in the dirt. "Right now we're close to the entrance of one of the gates, that means there's 43 other possible spots of entry. We come across the first entrance we see, and then head into the Forest from there, hopefully catching another team by surprise."

"Sounds like a plan." Sasu says. The three of you race off, quickly hugging the chain link fence until you come across another entrance. Sasu is the first to point out the nine pairs of footprints littering the ground. From the looks of things all three teams split up, probably wanting to find a scroll themselves without others around. "Only one set of prints is heading straight into the Forest, that the ones we're followin'?"

"I'd say we should." Kori says, puffing out her chest, with Bebikau following suit. "The sooner we get a Heaven Scroll the sooner we can get out of this mean ol' Forrest, it gives me and Bebikau the chills.

"Mmooooo, yes.!"

You nod, and the four of you make your way into the Forest. It doesn't take long until you find yourself catching up with another team, though they seemed to have not noticed you at all yet, your ninja prowess too good. Or they're just lazy. Could be both.

"What's the plan Tsumaski?" The one with black hair and sunglasses asks the blonde haired one. Another one, a female with dark skin and red hair seems to be on watch, not doing a very good job.

"I think we should just wait it out for another team Shita. Me and Yubi can just use that jutsu when they show up, and they won't be able to do a thing."

The red haired girl turns around, grinning. "Hopefully they got the scroll we need. But if they don't it'll still feel good to knock down some punks."

The one in sunglasses sighs. "You two are violent maniacs, you know that?"

"Ah shut up Shita, just because you're weak doesn't mean the rest of us have to be trash."

"Tsumasaki, you call me trash one more time and I'll shove a kunai up your ass."

Sasu leans in close to you, whispering. "These guys don't seem that tough to be honest. We could probably take'em out by surprise no problem."

>What do?
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>>2007743

Speaking of summoning. What do you all think we could go for with Hiki's summons? I'm leaning towards tigers or elephants. Maybe the Cape buffalo if we can get into specific kinds of animals

>>2007773

>"How do you do fellow genin? I have a heaven scroll, I'll give it if one of you follows me into the bushes."
>"Sasu you take this."
>"I HOPE YOU ALL DIE."
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>>2007809
ambush them before they ambush us
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>>2007809
We go after Tsumaski, Sasu goes after Yubi (best not to find out what "that jutsu" is) Kori wait and sees if either needs help. She helps if they do, otherwise she tries to get Not!Shino.
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>>2007809

Alright, let's hit them with a combo of fire and water or ice jutsu. Use the steam to our advantage to run in, gank them, get their scroll and get out
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>>2007809

> Set up and ambush around them

> Send in clones of your team to trigger their ambush

> Attack them while they are celebrating their 'successful' ambush
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>>2007809
Wait and see if we can figure out what kind of scroll they have first? No use starting a fight and making noise if we get another Earth Scroll.
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>>2007835
having another scroll is always a good idea, we can potentially trade it with other frendlier teams
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>>2007835

I'll support this actually, if they have a heaven scroll then I want to go with my plan. Mainly taking out these cloud ninja with Hiki giving them all a good five fingered punch to the nether region
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>>2007845

Or use it to bait a trap...
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>>2007833
That's actually pretty smart.

Is Taka feeding Hiki ideas or something?
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>>2007850
either way it's nice to have options
>>2007852
Taka probably thinks the quicker we get this done the more time we've got with Anko at the tower
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>>2007852

Tesshin has been reading Taka's memories, and has become smart via osmosis...
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>>2007852
Since I think we're at a tie I'll switch to that then.
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>>2007870
>He's also been reading Sinchu and Susumu's memories.
>....
>This has corrupted the Hiki.
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Rolled 48, 73, 70, 34, 20, 68, 79, 30, 89, 70 = 581 (10d100)

>>2007874
Looks like this one wins. I think. If not correct me.

1d100 guys.

DC 70.

First five are Sasu's rolls, Second five are Kori's.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2007883
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2007883
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2007883
We're gonna fuckin' job this, aren't we?
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2007883

Rolling...
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2007883
We're gonna die.
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>>2007891
based anon
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>>2007852
To be fair, hiki is pretty smart too, his lack of social skills and milf lust just kind of outshine that
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Nice job guys, writing.

Also that was supposed to be a +Ninjutsu roll so, yeah. Sorry about that.

Writing.
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>>2007896

I do want to see Hiki with social skills. But then again anons might support keeping the autism around, and then we will probably never know what would happen if we cash in the autism
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"Send in some clones. I wanna' know what that jutsu is first." Sasu nods. The three of you quietly create three exact clones of yourselves, though you swear Sasu's clone looks a bit taller than yours for some reason.

You hide a bit farther back while your clones make some rustling sounds in the bushes, getting the enemy Genin's attentions. The one with sunglasses signals to his teammates, and they all promptly disappear into the bushes.

Seconds later your clones rush out, pretending to look around in confusion. "YUBI NOW!" You hear the blonde one, Tsumasaki, shout. The two of them leap from the bushes, performing some quick hand seals before slamming their palms into the ground. "Earth Water Style: Mud Cage Jutsu!" The ground underneath your clones quickly turns to mud, then multiple ropes of hard earth shoot out from the ground before interlocking in place and softening up, completely trapping your clones within. But that's not all, the Genin with sunglasses jumps out form his hiding spot, throwing kunai with explosive tags on them onto the bars of the mud cage.

After a few seconds Tsumasaki grins, standing up as his team surrounds your clones. "Heh, what'd I tell ya' Shita, nothing to it. Hey," He knocks on the cage, frowning as he realizes he just got mud on his knuckles. "Hand over your scroll or we're gonna' activate the explosive tags. Probably won't kill you but it'll mess you up all the same."

"Yeah," Yubi says, crossing her arms and grinning right along side Tsumasaki. "So if you know what's good for you, you'll do what we say."

Shita, the only one not talking, is staring intently at your clones, a look of confusion over him.

Shit. "Now." You whisper, the three of you leaping out of cover. It doesn't take much effort really. With the element of surprise combined with your superior shinobi skills, these three never stood a chance.

Sasu leaps into the fray by drawing his bokken, keeping it in his sheath so he doesn't kill anyone, and heads straight for Tsumasaki. The rival Genin tries to fight back with a kunai, but Sasu's superior Kenjutsu makes quick work of him, slamming the point of his sheath into the enemies gut and causing him to keel over before smacking him again in the back of the head, knocking him out.

Kori makes even quicker work of his target. Icy tendrils shoot out of the ground from underneath Yubi, capturing the girl in a a very lewd position while at the same time tearing part of her clothing. "Lewd." You hear Sasu mutter, wiping his nose of blood.
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>>2007963
Your target, the one with glasses, puts up the best effort. You have to leap over the cage in order to get to him, and in that time he makes his move. He tosses two more kunai at you, both with explosive tags, before shooting a fire ball out of his mouth.

You Tekkotsu your whole body, the explosion that hits you mildly annoying at best. As you roll out of the explosion, much to Shita's dismay, you leap forward and slam your palm into his face, knocking him out and breaking his nose in the process.

All in all, that probably took you about five seconds. You hear grunting and turn to see the female of the group, Yubi, struggling in Kori's jutsu. "You bastards!" She shouts, loud enough to spook some birds up in the trees. "You fucking snuck up on us!"

"Well, yes, that's the point right?" Kori says, looking back at you and Sasu, the both of you just shrugging. "I don't see how you have any right to be angry considering you were planning to do the same thing to us."

Ptoo!

Kori widens her eyes as the loogie that Yubi just spat at her slides down her cheek, the usually cheerful kunoichi now steaming mad. The ice tendrils seem to tighten their grasp on Yubi, electing moans of pain from the girl.

"Oh man." You hear Sasu mutter, turning to see your teammate biting his bottom lip as he watches Kori do...well whatever it is she's doing to Yubi.

"We should probably check them for the scroll." You say, walking forward and patting down Shita. "Mine doesn't have it, Sasu?"

"Huh? Oh. No, my guy's empty." The both of you turn to look at Yubi, strangling in Kori's grasp.

"Well, I can't look and hold the jutsu at the same time, one of you've got to check her." Kori says, Bebikau bringing out a small napkin and wiping the spit off of her friends face.

>Who check out the brown chick?
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>>2007980
>Knock the girl out with a firm chop to the back with an iron hand
>Let Sasu do it as we stand guard.
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>>2007980

Hiki can do it, just in case it's just explosive tags there's always tekkotsu
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>>2007980
>Sasu, you're a morally upstanding, non-perverted shinobi. I know you'll make the Leaf proud.
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>>2007980
We should, lets face it, Sasu can't be trusted searching a woman
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>>2007999
It's because he probably holds his sword with his dick hand.
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>>2007995

Jesus Christ anon, a chop to the neck wig an iron hand? You trying to kill her?
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>>2008005
Does it matter?
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>>2007980

> Hiki will. Kori can't, and Sasu seems distracted for some reason. Wouldn't want him making a mistake and ending up as the girl's hostage or something
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>>2008005

>with

>>2008007

You want Tesshin to get rid of this curse shit or not you putz? We can't kill people for no reason
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>>2007980
>>Who check out the brown chick?
Hiki can. She's not Christmas Cake so Hiki won't be interested.

Also, we can tell Choji we fondled his wife during the genin exam in the future.
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>>2008018
This girl ain't Karui.
Also writing. Hiki checking wins.
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"I'll check her, Sasu you keep guarding your guy." You walk forward, ignoring the disappointed grunt from Sasu as you examine her. You're still mostly in Tekkotsu, your upper body covered in iron, so your appearance causes the girl to fidget a bit, probably scared of your appearance.

Good.

"Don't struggle and there won't be need for any further violence." You say, reaching forward and quickly searching and patting the girl over, ignoring certain areas.

"Fuckin' pervert." She mumbles. Silly, you've not interest in this girl.

"I've not interest in your physically." You say. "I'm just trying to fin-ah." You pull out the other teams scroll, smiling a bit at your searching prowess. You hope it's not just because Sinchu tried to teach you and Taka how to fondle breasts that one time a year ago. You really, really hope so. "Darn." You frown, looking down at the black scroll in your hand. "It's an Earth scroll."

"So you assholes got an Earth Scroll too huh? Then let me the fuck down and give it back, you don't got any need for it!" Yubi shouts.

"Actually, we could probably trade it with another team if they've got two Heaven Scrolls." Kori points out, pointedly staring at Yubi with daggers in her eyes. Or dagger like eyes. Whichever.

"Yeah, and keeping it means one less team to worry about in the long run." Sasu adds, now practically sitting on top of Tsumasaki. "Less teams means less competition."

"You fuckin' assholes! You don't need the scroll!" Yubi shouts, starting to struggle again.

>Hmmm
>What now?
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>>2008055
"Well we should get going. Good luck getting some replacement scrolls."
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>>2008055

> Take the scroll. It could work as an asset to trade, or as bait for a trap. Knock out the girl and hide her and her teammates in a safe spot somewhere out of the way
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>>2008055
take the scroll and leave them knocked out somewhere
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>>2008055
>"You are right. We do not."
>knock her out, take the scroll, leave.
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>>2008068
>>2008073
>>2008074
Cold. Fucking. Blooded.

Writi-
WAIT!

Roll me 1d4
Taking fourth roll.
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>2008078

Rolling...
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>2008078
Orochimaru pls
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>2008078
Garaa pls
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>2008078
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2.
He.

Hehehe.


HAHAHAHAH!

1. Dosu's Team
3. Gaara's Team
4. Ino-Shika-Cho
2."How do you do fellow Genin?"

Writing.
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>>2008092
OH SHIIT
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>>2008092
I REGRET NOTHING!!!
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>>2008092

> "No Snek! Bad touch!"
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>>2008092
:^)
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>>2008092

FINALLY, TIME TO KEK SASUKE OUT OF THE CURSE MARK. Or kill Orochimaru

Well it's been a fun quest, see you around guys. Seems Hiki's team will get the deaded
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>>2008078
Well we're ninja, so this seems pretty standard. We'd probably come off as soft hearted pansies if we didn't-
>>2008092
O-oh
Oh no....
Tesshin, we need an adult
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>>2008104

I hope everyone was saving their 100s because now would be the best time to bring them out...
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"You're right, we don't." You quickly give a chop to the back of Yubi, knocking the girl out in the blink of an eye. Kori stares at you in surprise for a moment but then smiles, releasing her jutsu and letting the girl fall to the ground. You catch her before she hits though, tossing her on your shoulder. "We need to move them someplace safe. I'm fine with taking their scroll, but we don't need someone coming along and doing unmentionable things to them while they're out."

"Unmentionable...things?" Kori says, tilting her head. Sasu coughs, quickly dragging Tsumasaki over to you before heading over to get Shita.

You put them behind some bushes, out of the way enough that nobody should find them unless they were looking for them. You toss Kori the extra Earth scroll, the girl stuffing it down her jacket with Bebikau. "That should be good enough. Now let's get goi-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5FeKFKLvwA

You feel it. You don't know how, but you can honestly feel someone's eyes watching you, and judging by how Kori and Sasu are shivering, they feel it too. Tesshin, for the first time in hours, pokes his head out a little from under your shirt. "Hey kid, huge fuckin' problems are here."

You gulp, nodding your head, looking all around you. When you don't see anyone, you have to foce yourself to look up. Standing on a lone tree branch is the Grass shinobi from earlier, but now he's...he's just different!

"My my, how strange. First you steal their scroll and then you tuck them safely away." The shinobi grins as he stares down at you, long tongue flicking out in the air. "You're quite the peculiar one Hikigaya Tetsu." He reaches into his back pocket, pulling out a White scroll, practically teasing you with it. "This is what you're looking for, isn't it? Hmmmm?"

"Hiki," Sasu whispers, your teammate still shaking. "This guy, he's not normal."

"Hiki please, I wanna' go." Kori is practically a mess at this point, her hands clutching her stomach where....where....

>What.
>Now.
>Fuckers.
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>>2008132
>Well we were also looking for someone with an extra to trade with. Do you have one?
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>>2008104

If Hiki does get hit with the curse mark, please let it not be the one that ended up with Sasuke getting fucking hand wings.

>>2008132

Trade?
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>>2008132
RUN BITCH RUUUUUN.

Fuck the scrolls, we can hunt them
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>>2008132
>"Yep. Bye."
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>>2008132

Get away from molest snek
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>>2008132

> Whispered: "Kori. Sasu. Keep close and stay alert."

> To Not!Orochimaru: "Where are your teammates."
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>>2008132
>"Hmm... yes, that's it. May we have it?"
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>>2008143
I wonder if Tesshin would be able to protect Hiki from the curse mark.
We're kind of like a psuedo-jinchuriki right now.
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>>2008150

Changing to this
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>>2008153
can Iron block sharp vampire teeth?

This will be the debate of the century after Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
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>>2008145
>>2008147
>>2008149

I'd call you cowards if it was anyone else, but this IS Orochimaru so. I'm not calling you cowards, I'm calling you men who want to live

>>2008159

I think you mean snake fangs in this case
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>>2008161

> Implying we can outrun or outmaneuver snekman
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It seems running away is winning right now.

I'll give you five more minutes since this is a big decision.

Heh.

Oh boy ya'll gonna' be needin' some rolls tonight.
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>>2008132
"I'd offer to trade, but you're too creepy."

GTFO!
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>>2008161

Thats why I changed, I would run.

Hiki wouldn't.
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>>2008161
Well we're ninja, so this is less cowardice and more tactical retreat
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Right then.

Running away.

1d100+15

DC: 99
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Rolled 23 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2008171

That sounds like something a coward would say...

...

Rolling...
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>>2008165

>Implying Tesshin won't help us out in some way
>Implying this will end like his gank of team 7
>Who Hiki's team is stronger than stat wise

You have no faith pausenon
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>>2008171

Don't try to use logic with one who walks the eight fold path.
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Rolled 55 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2008173
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Rolled 66 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2008173
WITNESS ME!
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Rolled 98 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2008173
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>>2008173
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Rolled 16 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2008173
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>>2008184

Well...
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Rolled 43 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2008173

Rollin

>>2008184

>We've escaped Orochimaru

GET FUCKED CHILD MOLESTER
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>>2008184
Pedo snake BTFO
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>>2008184
Well done.

Now everyone roll me 1d3.
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>>2008184
THE HERO OF OUR REALM
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>>2008184
You are credit to team, good sir.
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>>2008184
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2008192
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2008192
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2008192
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2008192

Rolling...
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2008192
>inb4 Dosu
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2008192
Gaara-Sempai! Gaara-Sempai! Save us from the scary snake man.
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2008192

>Inb4 one of us is bitten anyway
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>>2008192

dice+1d3
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Why no love for '2'?
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Interesting rolls.

Okay writing.
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>>2008196
>>2008197
>>2008199
>>2008200
>>2008201
>>2008202
>>2008204
>3, 1, 1, 3, 1, 3, 3
Wut
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>>2008210

The dice didn't want us getting a '2'. We won't know whether they were protecting us from doom or screwing with us again until Moonrune posts the table he was using...
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>>2008207
Post the table you goober!
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"No thank you." You throw down a smoke bomb and your and your team make the sharpest bee-line to get the heck out of there. You bring yourself out of Tekkotsu, needing the extra speed if you wanna' make it out of here alive.

But why? Why do you feel like this? That person should just be another Genin taking the test, just like you. "Tesshin," You whisper, causing the god in your shoulder to pop out. "Who was that."

"Hell if I know," He replies, taking a small peek over your shoulder before smirking. "But whoever he is, he's gaining on your ass."

"What?!" You look, and sure enough the Grass shinobi is intead gaining on you, with little effort it seems. And that creepy tongue of his is shooting out to wards you too!

"Ice Style: Ice Barrier Jutsu!" Kori shouts, as suddenly multiple walls of ice pop out of the ground, blocking the Genin's path for the time being.

"Thanks Kori." You reach into your pouch, pulling out a couple explosive tags and tossing them to the ground with a timed fused. "Everybody to the trees." The three of you leap into the air just as the explosives go off, running up the trunks of before gathering again on a high hanging branch. You bring a finger to your lips, then you all watch from above.

A couple seconds later you see the Grass Genin show up, stopping where your explosive tags went off and looking around for a moment. He seems honestly lost, unable to find your tracks. "Hmmm." All the way up here you can hear him. That scary voice.

Suddenly a rustling in the bushes gets his and your teams attention, your eyes widening as you see....
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>>2008223
>>2008228
>>2008210
Questions of the day.

Who's Hiki's new BBF and fellow Autistic Ninja?

Yeah, we're doing this.
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>>2008236
in b4 gaara and orochimaru throwdown to end all throwdowns.
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>>2008239
oh shit
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>>2008239
Wait...is this about to become a three-way fight?

>>2008243
I'm am looking forward to this way WAY too much.

Though we have to ask Tessin to share with us Doctor Iron Bloods Blood Jutsu if we wanna survive this without going Full Body Iron.

We are gonna need that Forbidden Jutsu Iron Blood Release.
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"Gaara." You gasp, staring down at the red haired Sand shinobi as he and his siblings walk out into the open, staring down the Grass Genin who seems to develop an even bigger smile than before.

"Were you the one causing the explosions?" Gaara asks, arms crossed as he glares at the man in front of him. "Answer the question before I kill you."

"Oh my," The Grass shinobi says, his voice sounding like he just found the best piece of cake in the box. Or something. You're too scared to make comparisons. "Gaara of the desert, I wasn't expecting to run into you today." His tongue slips out, licking his lips.

Kankuro and Temari take a step back, no doubt the terrifying presence this man gives off worrying them. "Gaara," Temari says, placing a hand on her brothers shoulder. "This guy doesn't feel right, I think-"

"Shut up." Gaara says, quieting his sister immediately. "I can tell what he feels like, and..." Gaara uncrosses his arms, holding them at his sides as the cork on his gourd pops off, sand bellowing out of it and floating in the air. "I want to kill him."

"Kill me? Boy," The Grass ninja bends slightly, getting ready to strike. "You're about a hundred years to early to be trying that."

>What.
>Do?!
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>>2008264
try not to draw attention to ourselves and just watch the carnage that's about to happen
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>>2008239

> Attack from the trees while he is distracted

> "Hey Gaara. Want to team up on this weirdo?"

...

Autism powers activate! Form of: a snake pervert getting the shit kicked out of him by a psychotic raccoon!
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>>2008260

Eh, I'll go for it. I feel like turning the iron running through the blood to Orochimaru's brain into razors.

>>2008264

WE. HELP. GAARA. AND. TEMARI. Oh, and I guess Kankuro
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>>2008239

Couldn't have asked for a better day one in the forest.
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>>2008264
Wait until the fight gives us an opening on SnakePedo, use the element of surprise and our status as the most OP Genin Team ever to push his shit in. If it goes really well, Gaara might be able to use our surprise attack as a distraction. Like some strange decoy loop.
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Well folks: I'm feeling confident we can make some snake skin boots out of Orochimaru now. What do you all think?
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>>2008264

Stand with Gaara and fight.
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>>2008264
Ask Teshin about those Tetsu Clan Forbidden Blood Jutsus he knows because we are gonna die if we gotta resort to going Full Iron Body which is suicide. Which means no more being able to watch stuff live for him.

Particularly the Iron Blood Release...we are gonna need that power up that wont outright kill us and merely cripple us afterward instead.
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>>2008264
Drop kick the snek cunt. Team up with Garra. Do it for Anko!
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>>2008264
Assist, it's time for the full power of the iron sand duo
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>>2008264
Dynamic Entry on Snek then tag team with Gaara
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>>2008275


We can't abandon Gaara we will fight alongside him and show him the meaning of comradrary!
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>>2008283

How does the iron blood bullshittery cripple again?
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Okay then.

1d100+....25

Time to use Autistic Strength of the Tetsu Clan that shines brighter than any Star!(c)

DC 100
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Rolled 1 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2008293

Rolling...

Tesshin give me strength...
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Rolled 67 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2008293
Yooooutttthhh
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Rolled 67 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2008293
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Rolled 62 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2008293
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Rolled 91 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2008293
>que You Say Run
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2008293
Someone roll a 76.
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>>2008300

You did it Anon...
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Rolled 95 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2008293
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>>2008295
fug
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>>2008295
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>>2008295
Can you not, dice gods.

>>2008305
No, I didn't.
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>>2008295

Pausenon. Fuck you. Fuck everything about you, never roll again
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The Good news is you passed.

The Bad news is...well you'll see.
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>>2008295
Tesshin has forsaken us.
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>>2008315

> inb4 Gaara is kill. Our budding friendship cut short by snekman...
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>>2008315
>d20s
>can only crit or crit fail
>100s
>only critfail when it takes all the wind out of a moment
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>>2008315

Is it cursed mark time? Well on the upside, Hiki might get it for a boost. Bad part is....Orochimaru

>>2008317

Well look at you Hiashi, you was one of the Tetsu all along
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>>2008292
Iron Blood Release basically is Tetsu version of Super Mode. The only problem is due to the illness the Clan suffers it also becomes SUPER. Which translates into directly shaving years off the already short-lived Tetsu in exchange for a massive powerup.

Was considered quite the breakthrough because unlike the Full Iron Body method it won't outright kill you.

Otherwise, the one you're probably thinking of is Blood Clotting Jutsu which works by manipulating the blood into forming clots. Very insidious and lethal. Originally designed to be a means of treatment.
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>>2008321

And you caused it, burn in hell forever pausenon
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>>2008311

...
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>>2008315
INB4 Shukaku.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KSdQyluzcU

"GAARA!" You shout, leaping from your hiding place even as your teammates try to stop you. You're not letting this man hurt your friend, you're NOT!

The Grass shinobi and the Sand siblings look up in surprise as they see you falling down, Gaara in particular looks confused. "Hiki?"

"Ahh, there you are." The Grass Genin says, grinning. "Come to play with me finally? Or perhaps you don't like me toying with your little friend here?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WSe9ugpXIw

"GET AWAY FROM HIM!" You scream, winding up your arm as you Tekkotsu the whole thing. You can see the Grass Genin smile, raising his arms to block your attack.

Bad. Idea.

The force behind your strike does two things. One: it causes the enemy to blink in surprise, and Two: it breaks the entire fucking ground.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" This is probably your strongest punch to date, causing a ripple of air current as you drive it past the Grass Genin's arms, breaking them in the process before connecting with his face so hard that it sends him deep into the earth, your fist connecting with the ground next and causing huge pieces of the earth to shift and jut upward, surrounding tree shake or completely fall over.

Gaara and his siblings are nearly knocked off their feet from your blow, and your teammates have to jump to another tree as the one they were standing on tips and falls over.

Your breathing is heavy and loud as you pull your fist from the ground, the Grass shinobi's body still. He's dead, he's got to be dead. You turn to look at Gaara, who looks right back at you. You did it, you smile, you sav-

"HIKI!" Gaara shouts. You turn your head, time seeming to move slowly as you do, as you stare back into the eyes of the Grass Genin, his face torn apart and...revealing something all together different beneath.

And then you feel the fangs pierce your neck.

>End for tonight.
>Hope ya'll had fun.
>Wonder what will happen next time?
>Ask some questions, I might have answers.
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>>2008357
>Ask some questions, I might have answers.
Why do the dice gods want to ruin everything.
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>>2008362
Because you touch yourself at night.
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>>2008357
inb4 Tesshin neutralizes the curse mark and shows his face to Mr. Snekman.

"Sup faggot."
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>>2008328

Should find a way to make those less shit for our health.

>>2008357

Do we have the right to lynch pausenon? Does Hiki get the curse mark that causes hand wings? Or do you have something else planned?
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>>2008357

Oh Christ. My shit rolls have turned Hiki into a more interesting, likable version of Sasuke...

At least Gaara cares about us:

> "HIKI!" Gaara shouts.
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>>2008369

> Do we have the right to lynch pausenon?

Pls no...
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>>2008369
>Do we have the right to lynch pausenon?
No. Remember his roll got Gaara to call out your name.
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>>2008373
I legitimately hate how you constantly use elipses
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>>2008377

Perfect...
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>>2008377
I hate how he fucks up our rolls
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>>2008369
Please no hand wings. Or feet wings.
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>>2008381

Hey. I had at least one decent roll this session. That counts for something...
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>>2008387
Dick wings.
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>>2008374
So when are you running next?
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Well folks if we're going to forever cuck Sasuke of powerups he gets. How do we get a mangekyo sharingan? Do we ask Danzo?
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>>2008381
>>2008387
I'm hoping Tesshin can counter the curse seal. Hate the damn thing. We dont need a power up anyways.
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>>2008418

I don't know...

Didn't Danzo try to corrupt Hiki last time we tried training with him? Hiki's autism surely can't protect him indefinitely...
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>>2008357
Oh good. More suffering.
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>>2008425

What does the curse seal even do again?

From what I remember it gave Sasuke big dumb hand wings, cranked his edginess and angst to 11, and gave him some sick body art...
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>>2008435
It also implants a bit of Orochimaru's consciousness into the victim, meaning he won't really die as long as it hasn't been removed. And also, you know, take over their body and destroy their consciousness if he wants to.
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>>2008264

I just noticed something. Wasn't the fact that his sand wouldn't let anyone touch him a big part of Gaara's whole deal?

> Kankuro and Temari take a step back, no doubt the terrifying presence this man gives off worrying them. "Gaara," Temari says, placing a hand on her brothers shoulder.
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>>2008451

So you're saying it's all pausenon's should Hiki get taken over by Orochimaru?

>>2008425

If anything, Tesshin is going to just beat the shit out of the bit of consciousness Orochimaru has in the seal and toss it out like a sack of garbage.

Or maybe pull a reversal on snakeman. If that'd be possible.
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>>2008472
>So you're saying it's all pausenon's should Hiki get taken over by Orochimaru?
IIRC he either needs a body himself to do it (which ends up killing his current body and consciousness) or if he doesn't, he needs someone else to activate that function of the seal for him.
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>>2008472

It's fine. If anything Orochimaru may have fucked up because he's trapped inside of Hiki's head with Tesshin...

How many more people do you think Hiki can stuff inside of his brain before he goes insane?
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>>2008466
She wasn't being agressive and he got a little better after we started being friends with him.

I guess oir talk about our sis affected him?


Also fuck me. Hiki is stupidly strong. Don't think even Shukaku sand can take that punch.
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>>2008481
Wan't there a ritual to destroy/undo the seal?
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>>2008481

Wait...could we possibly with Tesshin's help just steal Orochimaru's power and leave him just a vegetable? Because that'd be absolutely hilarious

>Orochimaru: One of the most wanted criminals in the world, walking crime against both nature and humanity, pedophile. Fucked over with his power stolen by an autistic 12 year old he gave a cursed mark to with the help of an actual god
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>>2008357

Hey Moonrune. When do you think you will be able to run next?
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>>2008498
On the wiki there's something called the "Evil Sealing Method" that can completely remove a seal if the person it's used on has enough willpower they can just will a seal away.

So it probably won't be a problem with Hiki's autism. Just gotta go to Kakashi or Hiruzen to get it. And not actually use the seal, using it fuck with the Method and degrades the user's mind so Orochimaru can fuck with it.

So no one ever vote to use it or Hiki's going to literally get dumber and also have his body stolen.

>>2008505
If we removed the seals from everyone Orochimaru's ever placed a seal on. Or killed them. That includes Anko.
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>>2008529
>that fiirst sentence
I guess I'm more tired than I feel.

>On the wiki there's something called the "Evil Sealing Method" that can completely remove a seal if the person it's used on has enough willpower to just will it away.
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>>2008529
>Orochimaru fucks Anko as Hiki
>At the same time Orochimaru fucks Hiki as Anko

Its just Orochimaru all the way down
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>>2008552
His consciousness is still in there (Sasuke uses it to revive Orochimaru) but Hiruzen (or someone else, I just assume it was him) sealed it so it can't affect her. Orochimaru reactivates it when she meets him but IIRC all it does it hurt badly and Hiruzen re-seals it almost immediately.

Orochimaru also erased her memory so she doesn't even know she has it.
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>>2008568
Don't take the fun out of fucking yourself as two different people.
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>>2008577
I just have an extreme aversion to gay incest masturbation sex. It's how I was convinced.
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>>2008579
No incest, no ones related. Pedophilia tho that's a different story.
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>>2008612

It's time for you to stop.

So here's a question, if Hi,I can't get any MILFs or Christmas Cakes. Anyone he should go for that's slinky near his age range? I want to go with Temari myself
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>>2008621

>Hiki

I need to sleep
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>>2008621
Maybe we can find a nice OC Donut Steel and settle down with.

I'd say a Hyuga but Taka already has that covered.
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>>2008621

Temari is my choice...

Alternatively we could complete Hiki's transformation into alternate universe Sasuke by getting with Sakura...
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>>2008633
Temari seems lovely.
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>>2008621
What's best for eugenics?
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Holy shit 1000 replies. I'm proud of you guys.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest

Thread's archived, vote it up to look super cool.

Next thread will be....tomorrow. At like, 5:00pm. Which is like two hours before this one started today.
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>>2008655
Well according to Fire Emblem, it's either that one Dancer you met 5 minutes ago, the OC Donut Steel tactician or your Sister.
Pick one.
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>>2008621
The Dark Horse waifu, Fuu.
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>>2008664
>yfw Hiki gets the Ultimate Bug Puss.
>Sinchu still iron balled.

>>2008668
Time Travel?
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>>2008655

We should just pull an Atilla the Hun and have Hiki impregnate all of the nin-ladies. Especially Naruto...
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You almost have three epic-rated quests under your belt Moonrune. How's it feel to be the quintessential cool guy?
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>>2008689
Like I run quests for a bunch of people who want to fuck their sister.

Pretty decent really.
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>>2008689
Moon's run other quests?
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>>2008702

Maybe? I meant to say 'threads' instead of 'quests', if that's what is confusing you...
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>>2008655

Kaguya, or if Moon would be kind an OC Donut Steal lady Uchiha

>>2008673

If by impregnate you mean rape, then yeah. That'd happen.

>Especially Naruto

If you keep using this faggotry of "It's not gay if he's in r63 jutsu form." then you better add Konohamaru to the list fucko

>>2008699

You have no one to blame but yourself for that. Suzu is a hot and adorable Amazon baker

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR DOING THIS
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>>2008712
Yeah man, that's what happens when you make the girl that just blows out literally everyone else in the Best Girl scale our sister.
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>>2008714
What if I seriously turned Gaara into a girl.

Or would that lead to Waifu wars?
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>>2008729

Are.....are you looking for waifu wars?
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>>2008712

Heh...

Chill man. I'm just referencing that one time when Hiki asked Kakashi if Naruto was a girl, you know, after Naruto knocked Hiki out cold with his autistic fox strength...
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>>2008729
It'd be kinda tough since Garra's such a bro, but gender bending ain't my thing so Suzu wouldn't lose her throne.
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>>2008742

You will get none with your bullshit today and your constant ellipses. That fight never counted

>>2008745

I'm pretty sure there's lady Uchihas that weren't around for Itachi's one night familicide.

I absolutely will not accept that the only Uchiha left are MUH BROTHER, MUH REVENGE, and MUH RIN
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>>2008769

Itachi made extra sure to kill all of the Uchiha women so that he would have the prettiest animu hair in all the land...
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>>2008729
...I am not averse to this
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>>2008577
That's a complete new level of narcissist.
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>>2008729
Eh. Temari hits the older woman thing so no.
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>>2008621
Temari all the way. She is a bit older and has a fishnet dressup.
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>>2008659
Well we didn't meet any dancer. But Temari is as much a tactician as Shikamaru, althought not as good. And Shikamaru is a guy. The other optiin is Suzu.
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>>2008819
I guess Hiki will just have to marry Suzu then.
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>>2008826
>Their child has autism extreme enough to end all autism
>Is also strong enough to smash mountains at 12
Hiashi wishes he had eugenics this great.
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>>2008729
What this anon said.
>>2008808
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>>2008826
No i just realised something. Susumu told Hiashi that his clab figthing style the gentle fist is like a dance. So the Hyuuga are all the dancer girl!!!

Well Taka already got the dancer guess Hiki will have to date Suzu. Althought i would rather he stayed with Temari.
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>>2008729

I have no problems with that, if that's the direction you want to go Moonrune. I trust that you'll handle it well no matter what you decide to do..

I'm more interested in how you'd even manage to pull something like that off. Like, would you make it so Gaara look and act exactly the same as canon except for the fact that he's got a hole instead of a stick? Or would it just be a case of *Poof* ninja magic?
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>>2008729
It might lead to waifu assassinations depending on how you write fem Gaara
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>>2009208

Introducing Fem!Gaara: The ultimate yandere...

...

Looking at this with a fresh pair of eyes, I actually think I see why Moonrune is so drawn to this concept. It's yet another avenue to inflict suffering on the players...

> Players botch a social roll

> Hiki looks at Sakura slightly took long while in Gaara's pretense

> Next morning Hiki wakes up to find a Sakura shaped gore pile at the foot of his bed
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>>2009251
More like Hiki wakes up in Suna. While Sakura just doesn't wake up again
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>>2009251
Only Hiki can survive that sand coffin cuddle.
Sakura tried it and she's dead
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A quick note for those interdasted. Karin is in the forest of death right now...
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Team_Shigeri
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>>2009251
honestly, canon aside, Garaa is a ninja covered in a sand shell.

Garaa could be any gender at all and we would never know.

But honestly autistic femGaraa is best relationship

Suzu is eternal best girl

Sakura is oddly enough best eugenics wise, particularly if she studies under the same master.
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>>2009301
Honestly while I'm a raging Temarifag, if anyone can save Sakura from being a shit, it's Hiki.
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>>2009334
>tfw want to get the jinchuriki girls

when was the last time naruto quest bang a jinchuriki?
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>>2009340
Jinches are a BAD idea for waifuing. Shit is dangerous as hell.
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>>2009360
see
>>2008664
and weep
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>>2009374
Plus the track record for the children of Jinches is entirely retards and turbo-autists.
Kushina had Naruto, the king of autists.
Naruto had Boruto, heir to the autism throne and even more of a dipshit than his old man was.
If HIKI had a kid with a Jinchuriki? That kid's autism would be so severe that the whole world would implode into him like a black hole of 'tism.
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>>2009383

That's why it has to happen.

If only Anko was a jinche.
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>>2009383

I think it's Uzumaki kids who get the autism. So to prevent the autism black hole, we need to avoid Karin like the plague. And since Hiki is shown to get shit Sasuke does while being a better person...well that worries me somewhat
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>>2009411
>Karin
Actually, yandere healer waifu with glasses could be fun.
In the Dwarf Fortress definition of fun.
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Never thought I'd say this, but I support the pursuit of pink. Eugenics supports it, and she deserves better than raising Sasuke's and Karin's kid.
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>>2009411
as i mentioned before karin is infact in the forest of death with us right now probably alone and being chased by a bear about to be saved by the sauce if canon is flowing correctly.
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>>2009383
wait...if two negative can become posiitve, there's 50% chance that they can be less autistic like Taka.

Unless you have twins
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>>2009301
>>2009445
Hey, if we end up with Sakura, i want that Fire shirt Sakura has in literally one scene, its not like she ever uses it, that or give it to our kid

Again, assuming we go after her
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>>2009508
Maybe while Hiki and Taka were in the womb, Taka got all the charm and bad health while Hiki got all the strength and autism.
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>>2009578
Sage no, that thing's hideous!
We are NOT a Mishima, anon.
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>>2009583

It's more like they both have charm. It's just that Hiki has more autism than an anime protagonist

Which will be good for when we trade it in like Naruto did. If trading in his autism got the shit he did, I can only imagine the rewards Hiki will get for cashing in his autism
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>>2009282
That she is....
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>>2009847

Moon just a quick question, how strong would Hiki be using the eight gates?
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>>2009860
How strong do you think Shippuden Sakura would be with the Gates?
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>>2009860
Almost as strong as Suzu.
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>>2009863

Oh...oh god. Another question:

Is Sasu's clan technique literally just bankai?
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>>2009883
No. Remember the Kou Clan's whole shtick is that they're a very quick and evasive, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
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>>2009883
Please, it's obviously Hiten Mitsurugi
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>>2009901

Well damn, there goes my favorite dumb impractical weapons

So how come Suzu is stronger than Hiki?
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>>2009901
Hey moon. Dies Kankuro still think Hiki is just a though brat after seeing him punch a hole to the ground?

Did anyone else in the forest heard that?
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>>2010021

They more than likely did, in fact I think a few even felt a shockwave that knocked them on their asses
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>>2010021
Does*
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>>2010037
When you think about it. That makes super scary to face Hiki in 1v1 figth.
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>>2010037
You know, if people are dumb enough to check it out, with Gaara there, i fear for their safety, more so if what happened in-series happens and the rest of our former classmates show-up
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>>2010069
Yup, though to be fair I think Hiki being a pure monster was already pretty well established
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>>2010088
Shino is definetly sending some bugs to watch what the fuck is happening.
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>>2010069

One's who'd be a problem are people who are good at genjutsu. Only ones that I can think of that Hiki knows are Sakura and Ino, even then it may be like canon with them fighting to a draw
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>>2010149
There is also the sound nin girl who is a genjutsu specialist. But Hiki foesn't know about that.
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>>2010154
I can't believe we all forgot about Tayuya. She's definitely competitive in the B Tier Non-Christmas Cake waifu bowl.
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>>2010182
i mean im ok with Tayuya, anko or karin all 3 are ok in my books
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>>2010182
>>2010193
I mean... we COULD go Sasuke and join snek, or i suppose the more Hiki option would be to autism her to good, though that likely involves somehow showing her we're stronger than Kimimaro or Orochimaru, if only to bypass her fear of them killing her for turning traitor...

In other words, unless we get 90+, maybe even 100, she's solidly a Dark Route Waifu, i wonder if two people with Curse Marks reproduce what effects that'd have on the offspring, or better yet, would you let Snek mess with your baby?
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>>2010193
>>2010182

Yeah but Tayuya is kinda a bad mouth lady. In other news i was talking about the sound gennin. The long haired one is a genjutsu user.

Also with the cursed seal she is praticaly Orochimaru's bitch.
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>>2010182

>Tayuya
>B tier waifu

Why is she that high up?

>>2010193

>Karin
>Ok

Well, she does have Kage level dodging skills

>>2010216

I was about to say are you talking about what's her name. But yeah I do want to fuckstomp the one that got beat by Shino
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>>2010215
We can just seduce her by hearing her music. Since Hiki is such a good singer. So it must be easy for him to interpret Tayuya's melody.
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>>2010227
Yes her. And her name is Kin Tsuchi?
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>>2009578
>>2009445
>>2009301

I support Hiki waifuing pinkie
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>>2010227
>Why is she that high up?
MILFs and Christmas Cakes are A Tier, everyone else is B Tier. Backups if we can't get Anko. Or Tsunade :^)
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>>2010318
>spoiler


What about Sizune and Kurenai?
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Also i just realized that once Hiki sees Tsunade he will want to become a ANBU.


Since they are like the Hokage personal army.
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>>2010321
I never really cared for Shizune but
>cuking based Asuma
>mfw
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>>2010334
Hey i never said anything about cucking him.
He dies and she's left with his baby she will need a strong young ANBU to help her sustaing the child.
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>>2010310

Eh, I don't want to go for it. Mainly because I don't want Hiki to just be better Sasuke, I want him to be his own guy. Or better Itachi

>>2010318

Right then, but then who'd be C tier?

>>2010345

IF, he dies. Right now Hidan is in custody remember? But if he does I don't mind if he gives Kurenai the D every now and again.
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>>2010367
>Right then, but then who'd be C tier?
Genderbent Gaara and dudes. That purple haired ANBU chick that's literally everywhere in the show but has no name. Seriously who the fuck is she.

Down if F Tier are traps.

Even below that is Trash tier. Only Jiraiya's managed to fall that far.
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>>2010367
>spoiler

Well...

Kisame and Itachi will try to infultrate the village during Orochimaru/Suna attack so i guess they could try grab Naruto or try to free Hidan. Also if Hidan was caugth does that mean that Obito is already active in the Akatsuki?
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>>2010384
Uzuki Yugao, and you shut your mouth she is top-tier.
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>>2010215
>I mean... we COULD go Sasuke and join snek
I don't see that happening, Hiki loves the village too much, and a tetsu dropping his fellow clansmen would have to be nothing but scum when they put so much emphasis on family.
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>>2010384
Would a henge naruto and konohamaru be categorised as trap or rule 63?

Also the purple haired girl was Kakashi underling when he was part of the ANBU.
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>>2010215
I have to agree with this anon (>>2010404) Hiki likes the village to much qnd isn't a angst teen trying to get revenge for his clan in a search for quick power.
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>>2010405
IIRC transformation jutsu is only visual, so it'd be gay.
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>>2010419
Oh yeah in case it matters I'm >>2010193 this ID. My dog pulled my router's power cord out of the wall.
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>>2010424
Oops, clicked the reply
>>2010182 meant this one
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>>2010427
was about to call you out on that then
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Man I can't wait for stage one CM Hiki.
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>>2010427
>>2010429
Starting to think I shouldn't drink and post.

>>2009864 this is totally right this time.
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>>2010432
I hope our pattern is cool
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>>2010432
Using the curse mark'll degrade Hiki's mind though.
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>>2010432

Do you WANT Orochimaru to take over Hiki/go full Sasuke? Besides, I have a better plan in mind for this curse mark
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>>2010457
Unless its sealing it or trying to reverse it to take over Snakeman I will disagree
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I thought the first time is a forced activation for the purpose of making the user use it more
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>>2010465

It's the later, though with all the power Hiki can gain. If he gains Orochimaru's knowledge along with it then I'm worried for Hiki it'd be like instantly knowing the contents of the Necronomicon
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>>2010474
That's a terrible plan that's going to backfire.
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>>2010479

I see more benefits than drawbacks in taking over Snekman
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>>2010492
I mean it's going to fail. Orochimaru's leagues better at everything that isn't physical stuff. There's no way a 12 year old is going to pull off a plan like that.
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>>2010492
Assuming it works we get Hiki level autistic Orochimaru. If it doesn't work we get Hiki level retard strong Orochimaru.
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>>2010501

Are you implying Orochimaru has a plan for when an autistic 12 year old and a literal god decide to gank him of his power

>>2010502

So it's either Orochimaru with Hiki's strength or Hiki with Orochimaru's bullshit? Or would the last one be Orochimaru ends up becoming as autistic as Hiki?
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>>2010474
Nah Hiki doesn't need or have use for such knowledge. But Taka....
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>>2010519

Who says Hiki can't teach Taka?
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>>2010517
Question is are we co fident in our luck to roll good? Because althought Tesshi is great he migth not want to help us since he would still have a way to walk around in our body even if Orochimaru took it over.

I guess you are putting to much confidence in this attemp anon. Besides we already have a cool transformation were we become iron.
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We'll be playing in like, 30 minutes guys. Keep your eyes out for the new thread.
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>>2010517
I'm saying he's incredibly smart and careful and would plan for someone trying to fuck with him like that. And we only have access to a small fragment of Tesshin, and I doubt his abilities cover taking over a person's consciousness. You're talking like this is going to be easy. Just running away from him was DC 99, and speed isn't even his forte. How difficult do you think getting into a mind battle with him would be?
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>>2010535
Be careful, the last thread hasn't even fallen off the board yet and the max you can make is 5.
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>>2010522

I have plenty of faith, besides. Why limit ourselves with becoming iron? I want to expand much more on that, besides we succeed we get lots of benefits such as:

>Orochimaru's knowledge
>Orochimaru's power
>We get rid of Orochimaru meaning more screen time for Moon's favorite villain Kabuto
>We get rid of Orochimaru making Hiki a hero
>Anko gives Hiki thank you sex for in a way killing him

>>2010537

I'm not saying we go for it right now, I'm saying we do it when Hiki is strong enough. And besides, we don't know the full extent of Tesshin's power
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>>2010543
Is Tesshin actually going to allow the CM to work? I hope not.

Also. Pursue pink puss. Make a woman out of Sakura, duck the Uchiha.
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>>2010543
Oh okay i thought you wanted us to face Orochimaru now. I'm okay in getting strong then killing him.
And maybe getting a thank you sex from Anko. But i would rather save her from Oro!Kabuto and prevent the snake from returning.
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>>2010556

Eh, Sakura's plan C in case plans A and B fail
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>>2010543
>We get rid of Orochimaru meaning more screen time for Moon's favorite villain Kabuto
>We get rid of Orochimaru making Hiki a hero
We'd have to get rid of every single curse mark Orochimaru's ever put on anyone. Even knowing Anko has one is meta knowledge, the only person (including Anko) that knows about it is Hiruzen. There are a LOT more out there, like that entire clan the berserker guy in Sasuke's team is from. They all have one to stabilize their kekkei genkai, so I doubt they'd be all that willing to get rid of them.
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>>2010556
Would rather persue the dango puss.
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>>2010543

> I have plenty of faith [in our rolls]

Hello...

...

On the subject of Curse Marks and Body Snatching, we should definitely wait until we understand Tesshin's powers a bit better. The kind of God that Tesshin is, as established by Moonrune, is far removed from the conventional idea of godhood. He's sustained and empowered by belief, and to my understanding only our Clan really knows about him...

Has anyone considered having our clan form a church with Tesshin as it's object of worship? I'm fairly confident that it would give him a ridiculous power-up. We just need to be careful about the content and structure of this new religion so that Tesshin develops in the way we want...
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>>2010562

Jesus Christ no, we don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of beating Orochimaru right now.

>>2010579

For me it's either dango puss, sand puss, or cougarkage puss

>>2010571

You're doing your damndest to make me give up my plan, not gonna work. Besides people are thinking Hiki is the second coming of Itachi, and what's Itachi known for again?
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NEW THREAD
>>2010588
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>>2010587
>what's Itachi known for
Being too much of a dipshit to figure out that Danzo, the guy that twelve year olds can tell is shady, was playing him?
Murdering his entire family, and mindfucking his little brother because REASONS, as a means of putting down a POSSIBLE scheme of a POSSIBLE rebellion?
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>>2010587
Not planning to fight Orochimaru at what he's best at and using a magical artifact to get rid of him.
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>>2008729
fuck you!




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