>>2064680
>>"I know the church is pro-life buuuuut, I'm gonna need help performing an abortion on the incoming fetus horriblus. Pretty please?"
https://discordapp.com/channels/374592220805726219/374592221384802305
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Hellsing
someone should stil try and archive the last thread btw

>>2064680
>"Hey Father if you help me out in making sure this thing is fought off then I'll help you finding a way to get off that doesn't involve kids."

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2064691
>>2064696

Alright, gonna have to break the tie. In either way, roll for me

DC 60

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2064727
Check this 87

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2064727

>>2064730
>>2064731
Low low low
She got them apple bottom jens and boats with the fur

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2064727
Witness my rolls chaos and fear it

>>2064742
pretend that i am not here

>>2064742
Oh i fear it

>>2064730
>>2064731
>>2064742

Well....that's...writing

Well you should ask for the Father's help the only way you know how. By being kind of an asshole.

"Hey Padre if you help me out in making sure this thing is fought off then I'll help you finding a way to get off that doesn't involve kids." You tell him smiling, in response you get a bayonet into each of your eyes. These blades seem to be blessed, there's a holiness you feel in them.

"I'd sooner commit a thousand sins than to commit such a blasphamy as help monsters like you." The Father says, stern and cold. Ah well, if he's beinf stubborn then it's best to get out of the way.

"Fine, suit yourself there my good Padre." You say with a shrug

"HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" There's more screaming coming from the baby horror. With it grabbing you by the neck and just starting to slam you over and over into the floor.

However thanks to your granddaughter it gets off you for the moment since she blasts it off you. Gotta hand it to her, those cannons are good. You flash Seras a smile quickly before turning your attention back to the Thing

It's now starting to glow, it's afterbirth shimmering and floating off of it. Like raindrops going in reverse as it starts to...sob.

>Well this isn't exactly good, so wat do?

>Insert eldritch fightan here
>Blast him with your suitcase
>Let's see if the umbilical cord could be of some use in hurting it
>Summon up one of the gods. Name one from myth

>>2064924
>>Blast him with your suitcase
i think we should keep our special abilities hidden for now
wouldnt want to spoil the surprise now would we?

>>2064924
>Let's see if the umbilical cord could be of some use in hurting it
Strangle it with it

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2064964
>>2064978

Rolling once again, you know what to do

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>2065045

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2065045
watch me rise

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2065045

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2065045

>>2065090

Be proud anon, you got the first decent roll of the session. I'll be back once I finish my snack break, for now discuss and talk and scream amongst yourselves

>>2065098

At this point we should just end up doing a roll under lol

Rolled 27, 86, 100 = 213 (3d100)

And I'm back, what are the rolls for you ask?

First two are for Seras and Anderson, last one is for the Thing

>>2065174
OH SHIT!

>>2065174
GG no re, chaos

>>2065180
>>2065181

Well, give me a moment here. Gonna have to find some things

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Pulling your briefcase, you press on one of the buttons. It transforms near instantly into it's Bunker Buster form. You fire a spike right into the Thing, spearing it into the wall with a loud groan.

Seras fires her cannon at the damned thing while it struggles getting free, but misses entirely. However the good Padre manages to pull out more bayonets then there were in all of WorldWar 1 out of his ass and starts to throw them into the creature causing more of it's alien blood to spew out.

"What happened to the whole thousand sins thing Padre?" You ask the man himself

"I can see that thing is not of the Lord's will. It seems to be a greater threat to God's children then you or the two vampires." He says solemn, bet he's fun at parties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahfb7M7jYvA

But the Thing isn't down, in a blinding flash of red. It's out of the wall, and it's...changed. Now it's more like some Siamese quadruplets connected at the back: Triangluar heads being back to back from one another forming a pyramid in shape, arms for each torso splitting off into smaller arms in hands like tree limbs. The legs of the thing are a set of 17 spider like legs, vestigial arms and legs twitching and convulsing on them too.

The faces, they have no eyes. And their mouths are formed into a continuous rictus, a smile that lusts for blood. And of course, the umbilical cord is still there but is now wrapped around the torsos like it's just barely holding it together.

"W...w.....why?" It speaks, it's voice so frail, terrified, soft. Just like a child's. "Why...did you hurt me?" It asks

That's when you realize...it was just a baby previously. Now it's a child...it has yet to stop growing

>This isn't good at all. You'll need something big, so tell me...what will it be?

>>2065287
you know what changed my mind lets get a god in here
how about zeus or hera?
they know how to deal with unwanted children

>>2065287
Zeus

>>2065300
>>2065301

Summon up Zeus it is, roll for me d100+60

DC: 88

Rolled 33 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2065343
watch dis nat 1

>>2065353

No nat1, but nice dubs

Rolled 39 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2065343

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2065287
we still rolling?

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2065343

Well, guess you'll have to rely on something else. Opening a hole into your stomach, you toss out someone you've known for a long time. He's dressed in a bleach white toga. His hair eyes and skin area all just as white.

Zeus.

"So, you summon me once again Typhon?" He asks somewhat smugly, however with a smack to the back of his head you turn his attention to the Thing. "What the actual fuck in all of Tartrus' floppy demonic dongs is that goddamn atrocity?"

"It's a kid, you do your thing involving unwanted kids bud."

"Elevate them into godhood? Or blast them into ash?"

"The later would be nice."

He gives a nod, pulling forth a thunderbolt he aims it at the thing. "BEGONE!" He shouts, his voice like a thunderclap. Once he tosses it, there's an instant where there's nothing but white light. After a whole five minutes of it, the light dies down just as instantly.

"Can I leave now?" Zeus asks sounding absolutely bored

"Back in the hole you go boyo." You tell him, the hole in your chest opening as you suck in Zeus.

"NONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH THAT BITCH HERA AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!" Zeus screams out as he's sucked in. As for you, you've left your son and granddaughter with the Padre.

>Oh well, what now?

>Head to Grimm, tell them all that went down finally.
>Back to Hellsing to harass Integra or Walter
>Write in

btw Reading the post I think trying to reaon with it might be viable cause its a friggan kid and it doesn't know anything else

>>2065443
>Back to Hellsing to harass Integra or Walter
does anderson realy have nothing to say about all this?
also integra should be here

>>2065443
>"So padre, how is my "Friend's" church going along, Hm? Blaspheme against him more by diddling the pickle of the choir boys, or launching another crusade in the name of pacifist Christ?"

>>2065443

Get to know padre and his floppy dick God

>>2065443
>>"So padre, how is my "Friend's" church going along, Hm? Blaspheme against him more by diddling the pickle of the choir boys, or launching another crusade in the name of pacifist Christ?"

>>2065457

You're just outside right now

>>2065460
>>2065469

Seems that these two'll do. Writan

Eh, may as well harass Torquemada. Via the great power of telepathy you start to speak into the good guy's mind. Good being in this case being for his job and not morality. Why do you have to explain it? Not like anyone hears your thoughts....right?

Ah fuck it. Time to harass. "Hellloooooooooooooo there Padre! How's things going eh? Blaspheming more against 'ol Jesus and God by humping choir boys? Or are you starting the new DEUS VULT spree by starting a new crusade for Jerusalem? OH WAIT! Maybe you-"

"FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WILL YOU GET OUT OF ME HEAD YE DAMNED MONSTROSITY?!"

"...Did I make you upset?"

No response, awwww. He's ignoring you. How cute.

>Tell me, wat now?

>Keep harassing Anderson
>To Hellsing
>To Grimm
>To some pub in Ireland
>write in

>>2065545
>To Hellsing
we should report back at least

>>2065545
"Alexander Anderson, If you knew the what I knew then you wouldn't invoke Christ's name in vain! Especially when certain events here had led eyes on us from on high."

>>2065560
support this as we leave

>>2065560
>>2065565

Well, roll to see if you piss off Anderson

DC: ???

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2065581

>>2065584

Get ready, last post of the night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEy_7dAFlqk

Soon enough, you start hearing a sharp whining sound coming from Anderson. It's not even human at all, it's like his anger has evolve passed anything capable of man.

"Hey Padre? You alright"

The sound keeps getting louder and louder, holy shit it's getting loud! OH MERCIFUL FUCK YOUR HEAD HURTS SO GODDAMN MUCH! OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. Soon after it stops, leaving you laying on your back. Good thing that you stopped with the telepathy. It wasn't painful, it was just annoying.

After that you make your way back to Hellsing manor. And with some searching around you find no one home, you shrug and decide to pop in at the Grimm residence.

"Mon amie! You're finally back!" You hear Sam cheer out, looking behind you. Yep, there she is. "So how was your little vacation with Hellsing Eri?"

"It was pretty...eventful. Say that Alucard gent you told me about?"

"Oui."

"Well, he's my pride and joy sonny boy."

"...You fucking with me?"

"Nope, say where's Hans? I have some news to tell him."

"Other than you being a dad?"

"Exactly my negress! I found something that's bad for the world...but a HELL of a lot of fun for me!"

>That's it for me tonight, thanks for joining in. We'll continue tomorrow at the usual time of 3. Until then, so long, farewell, you know the rest.

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In thread 2.22 you averaged one update every 70 minutes and somehow managed to spread a measly seven fucking updates across three days. Tonight you managed an update every 71 minutes. How the fuck are you this slow with posts this short? How? And what is this lolsorandom bullshit where Zeus is getting pulled out of a guy's chest? Are you trying to imitate Hellsing Ultimate Abridged? Because that series makes fun of this sort of stupid, obnoxious content specifically with Rip Van Winkle in episode four. Goddamn this is terrible. How old are you? Are you retarded?

>>2065729
Man calm down, with some writers creativity takes time, and while they are short and infrequint, these posts are enjoyable, and i belive that with time and effort he will improve on his faults.

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>>2065729

>>2065729
Autism speaks

>>2065729
>Anon cannot into fun

>Hey folks first post of the session is happening in a bit. So who all's here?

>>2066947
ME

>>2066947
Here

>A quick little update from me

After having met Father DEUS VULT and the baby monster. You can't help but try and think up of a name for the baby one, you could go with Thing but that's less fun over all. Besides, you need to tell Hans what you saw and repeating "Aborted fetus monster" will get old fast. So with your wit and cunning.

Time you make up a name for this thing

>So, got a name or a few for the great unwanted baby?

>>2066971
How's about dead little shit?
but for real for now what do you think of insmouth?

>>2066971
Levad (לבד)

>>2067009
this one is also good

>>2067009
I can live with this

>>2067009

Hmm, well there's a number of names that's running through your mind right now. But one particularly stands out to you as of this moment. Levad. Alone. Apropriate you think, what with the thing more than likely being the only one there is.

No family, unwanted, unneeded, all alone in creation. The one thing that can be considered a pariah....why's your cheek wet? Oh well, doesn't matter. The thing is an enemy, one you'll have to fight. One you'll have to kill.

"Erishel." Someone's voice brings you out of your thoughts, it's dear Micheal.

"Hey there Mike. What's going on?" You ask him leaning back in your seat. He takes a short breath before taking a seat next to you.

"Just came out to ask how your time at Hellsing was over all."

"How come?"

"Eh, not sure why rhe hell it is. But I've missed your annoying ass." He says with a rather sour looking smile. Sounds like he genuinely means it.

"Pfft, kissass." You say teasingly, he shrugs in response and then gives a chuckle

>So, what kind of summary do you wanna give to him?

>>2067071
eh killed a god,summoned a god,worked with a man of god,reconected with my son,got a granddaughter,you know the usual
how about you?

>>2067071
"Normally I would have a long line of clever quips that I am sure that you would love, but in this case I need to be serious. There is a creature I call Levad, and it is the biggest threat to existence since the War in Heaven."

>>2067071
>>2067085
Supporting, dis is serious bidness

>>2067085
>>2067100

Well then, roll for me

No reason

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2067133

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2067133

>>2067136

Well then

Mike got spooked pretty badly, writing

"You know Mike. Normally I'd make some quips and jokes and the like...this isn't one of those times." You tell him, stonefaced and utterly serious. He looks at you rather confused, can't blame him. He's only seen one side of you, but then again it is the side you have the most fun with.

"What do you mean by that?" He asks curuiously, the room starts to drop in temprature. You can feel his tension from the waiting. May as well lay it on him.

"I came across something I've named Levad. I could tell it has enough power in it to destroy the world, hell it could be the end of everything. Y'know?" You say looking him in the eye, you can smell the fear radiating off of him. Cold sweat running down his forehead.

"My God...you're serious." He says quietly, he turns away with a rather ill expression plastered on his face. "You uh...you better go in and tell Hans about this." He says rather quickly

"What about y-"

"Don't worry about me. I'm just...I-I'm just gonna go and lie on down." Mike says weakly as he gets up from his seat, walking away with a hand on his stomach.

Hm...well there's that.

>What now?

>>2067224
Go in and talk to Hans I suppose, tell him basically what we told Mike

>>2067235
this seems like the best idea

>>2067235
>>2067239

Roll again

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2067268

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2067268

>>2067268

>>2067287

Hm, well alright then. Writing in a bit, gotta eat. So for now just discuss and make this thread more alive my bruvas

>>2067299

Try again anon, you may get a 100 And cause Hans to have a case of brick shits

>>2067268
Fuck

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2067307
WHY

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>2067268
ok rolling RIGHT and LINKING it right
holy fuck

>>2067268

You take a stand out of your seat. Popping your neck, fingers, wrists, jaw, toes, just damn near anything with a joint. You sigh as one thought goes through your head:

Let's get this over with.

Entering Hans' office your hearing is soothed in by the sounds of classical music. Guess he has other tastes besides some booze, it's rather nice. "Evening there Shiel." Hans greets with a nod from his seat.

You give him a nod back and a polite smile. "Hans I've got some huge news. Bad news."

"Hmm...lay ir on me."

"I was sent to Ireland with Alucard and a new youngen named Seras. There I came across something...something bad." You say, he keeps an emotionless mask on. He's dead calm.

"Came across a thing, not like any monster I know of. Named it Levad. Spending as little time as I did with it, I can tell it's something that'll be the End. Capital E."

"You think that you could kill it?"

"Can't say for sure. But, I can handle it well enough."

Hans looks away for a moment, thinking. Clasped hands and all. For what feels like an eternity he keeps staring off into space and thinking, but soon enough he looks back to you.

"Very well then...I'll have to discuss with some others. In the mean time, you can take some time off. Maybe I'll let Lycaon handle some of the things that come up."

"Sounds fine by me." You say, "Gotta say you took this a lot better then Mike did."

"Believe me, I've seen my fair share. Besides. I got faith in you." He says warmly, well that's nice to know.

"Thanks. You're not too bad a boss yourself Hans."

He gives a little laugh, "You trying to kiss my ass for a paycheck?"

"Who knows? Maybe I am, maybe I'm not." You say with a cheshire cat smile. "Well. Be seeing you Hans." You then take your leave out the door.

>Well, you're free. What now?

Reminice on a time? What time?

>>2067479
>Reminice on a time? What time?
how about child hood?
runnign through the forest, living life from one moment to that very same moment because time wasn't around yet
whatever happend that soured our relationship with our big/little brother/ sister

>>2067479
Reminice on when the world first started

>>2067511
>>2067512
nvm, Supporting this

>???

The endless void of black, the infinite nothingness, the primordial chaos. You're one of it, it is your home. The others of your family live here with you, brothers and sisters...however you see something. You see that damned thing Yahweh made...light he calls it.

Still, you suppose it's time for visitng your little brother. Coming to the light, you peer into it to see something...nice. A place of colors you don't know, a place of different things in and of themselves. You haven't seen these things before.

"Oh! Hey bro!" You hear your little brother's chipper voice. You look to see him there, a small thing of light. The form he's taking is what you've come to call the Boy.

"What're you up to now Yah? I don't want to keep busting you out of the others destroying more of your stuff." You tease him, still. You really do mean it. You don't want to see him keep having to restart from scratch over and over again.

"I-I swear! It'll be fine Tohem!" He stutters apologetically, smiling brightly. You give him a smile back and come into the place. "I call this a forest, i-i-i-it's something that uh...ah forget it. Don't mind me." He says with a nervous chuckle

>What now?

>>2067640
"Tell me, please! I fucking love to see the stuff you make."

You put your little brother into a headlock and start rubbing his head, "Ah come on! Tell me! I love the stuff that you make bro." You tell him, laughing as he struggles to get out. He does soon enough and pouts at you

"Fine, fine alright." He mumbles gesturing you to follow, so you and him begin to walk through the forest. Before long you see Yahweh with something, a thing that looks close to him. Lots of light coming off of this thing, four sets of wings and a circle hovering behind it's head

"Bro, this is what I'm calling an Angel. It's a servant! I'll have him be doing things for me and the like!" Yahweh says proudly, "I call him Lucifer. Say hi to uncle Tohem now Lucifer!"

The...Lucifer comes forward and waves. "Hello uncle, it's good to meet you." It says happily, politely, calmly. "Father told me so much about you."

"Like what?"

"Father says you're the greatest that he's met, a kind being, he says the most wonderful things about you!"

"Awwww, Yah stop this man." You tell him, he shakes his head. The two of you laugh however. It's always good to be with your brother, good or bad.

>What now?

>>2067818
Ask if he's gonna make more

>>2067818
"I wish I had half the imagination as you bro, everyone else is just jealous that they can't make anything other than more void!"
"If you need help with anything, just tell me and i'll be there. Always!"

You know, there's a question that comes to mind seeing Lucifer here. "You plan on making any more Yah?"

"I do! I have a BIG project planned, and uh...kind of a secret. Y'know Toh? Whoops, heh...made a rhyme. My bad." Yah says rather bashfully, you just rub his head

"Don't worry Yah, everyone's just jealous assholes because what they make doesn't stick like your stuff does!" You tell him happily, "If I only had half as much imagination as you..."

"Bro?"

"Ah, don't worry about me. If you need my help with something. Just let me know!" You say giving him a hug, he starts hugging back and whispers.

"You'd do that for me?"

"I'll always be there Yah, always." You tell him softly. That's what brothers are for right?

...

Thinking back to those days...you miss him so much. You've made your fair share of fuck ups, deciding to stay here included. But you're sure that he still cares about you. He never stays angry for long, real forgiving...maybe he's just busy and that's why he hasn't talked with you at all.

>What now?
>Sorry for the wait, got some company over right now

>>2067941
>m-maybe give him a call, just ask how it's going and all

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2067959

Well, give me a roll. And we'll stop for the night. Finish the thread fully on Wendsday

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>2068049

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2068049

>>2068072

And with this roll, the last update of the night.

If that one anon that records my post timings comes again I swear to God

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2068049
please don't be late

Maybe uh, maybe you could call him! He should have time for you. Right? You can bet on it.

So via some praying, you're now waiting as the supernal equivalent of dialing occurs...you really wish that meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs. You liked making those things. Oh well, at least you relocated them into a private pocket dimension. Still! The world you be more fun with those around.

"Hello?" Someone says on the other end, his voice like that of someone's nice if assholish grandpa.

"Evenin' Metatron, it's your uncle here."

"Oh fuck...heyyy there uncle Tohem. How's it going?" He drawls out, sounds like he doesn't want to talk with you.

"I'm fine, listen. Mind if I talk to your dad real quick? Is he busy?"

"Actually. He was meaning to bring you up to Here today."

"Wait wh-"

Via the great divine deal of light, you are now in one of the places where your little brother let you have free reign designing.

Heaven.

It's still something you can't help but feel pride for in helping make with your little brother.

You laid out the blueprints, and Yahweh did the building. It's a fine mix of clouds, ivory, gold, more colors than a regular human could possibly imagine! And the buildings of this place in design ranging from pyramids, coloseumns and towers. To domes, ziggurats, and just. You could go on and on.

"I still thank you for designing thismplace you know." Someone says, looking behind you see your little brother. A tall and slim man, dark hair and eyes, he looks like a picture of kindness. "Hello Tohem." He says with open arms, you run over a smile on your face and give him a backbreaking hug.

After some time lf him struggling, you settle down. "I was starting to think you were missing me."

"Honestly? I was man, was missing you a FUCKING lot."

Yahweh sighs and gives a tired chuckle, "I've missed you too...unfortunately I've found a problem I believe you've seen it already. Levad, you say?"

>See you all Wendsday

>>2068229

Having heard your little brother say that name, you can't help but feel a bit spooked. Then again, he did make reality so therefore he probably heard you. And seen you.

"So, did you know before or after I found it?" You ask him curiously, he gives a small smile and shakes his head.

"Well...I knew that there was something wrong before you found it. But I only knew the specifics after you found it." He says, pacing back and forth. "So what could you tell about the thing?"

"It just radiated...wrongness. When I found it at first, it was just a baby. Then it just grew into a child...I gotta tell you Yah shit's pretty bad considering that thing." You tell him dryly, your brother chuckles however.

"Things can always get worse eh? But enough about that. You want to talk about something Toh?"

>What do you want to talk with your little bro God about?

>>2073774
"I was just thinking about us before THE EVENT and i realized i haven't talked to you in a long time, i just missed you ya know?"

"Also, pardon my saying so, but your church has gotten REALLY dickish lately, what with the kiddy touching and blatantly acting against your message and stuff?"

>>2073774
so can i know the reason as to why you havent send a death squad of angels on that thing?

>>2073808
>>2073812

"You know, I've thought about you and me before we made all of this. Just gotta say, I've REALLY missed you man. Ya know that?" You tell him, he just smiles and pats you on the back.

"Me too brother. Me too, sorry that I haven't visited so much. Been busy you know?"

"I understand that...also don't mean to be an asshole or anything. But your chuch kinda has problems, from priests telling kids salvation is in their grasp so long as they grasp their peckers. And these assholes going against your message."

He gives a sigh and nods, "I know. But you need to understand me when I say this brother, that while they are my children. They need to grow on their own, it's why they have free will after all. If I wanted to push them along the path I want immediately then they would be just like the angels." He says somewhat melancholic

"Still..." You mumble, "By the way about our problem. Haven't you send any angel kill squads to purge it?"

"I have. Problem is that for many they just can't seem to find it, and for those who do...they're gone."

"What do you mean gone?"

"Wiped from existence Tohem. Nothing left at all."

>Write-in

>>2073854
it didnt try that with me my and my son and grandaughter
BY THE WAY I HAVE A SON AND GRANDAUGHTER NOW
and let me tell you that kid makes me so proud it finaly makes me understand why you had jesus

>>2073854
Well, that's bad. Do you know where they were before they ceased to exist?

"So, you know where they were before they went nonexistent?"

"Not a clue, but it's better than an alternative I've come to dread. Could be trapped in their own personal hells, just like-"

"Lucifer." You cut him off, he gives a you a sad and tired gaze. He only gives a nod before sighing. You still haven't figured out why it is that he rebeled, maybe it was just something that was meant to be? No...he got too high-strung, couldn't handle humanity being your brother's new little baby.

"Hey, on a less sad note. Not only am I a dad, I'm a grandpa too!" You tell him happily, he looks back to you smiling brightly. "They make me so proud, now I know what it was like for you when Jesus came around."

"That's fantastic news!" Yahweh happily cheers wrapping you in a tight hug, "So who are they?"

"Dracula and Seras." You tell him, your little brother's expression goes from happily to just flat in shock.

"Oh...Dracula...well then uh...that's nice?" He says nervously

"...Did you try killing my son?"

"TOHEM! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT! But mercifcul fuck all man your kid is utterly insane!"

"I LOVE HIM!"

"I do too, just that he sometimes...worries me."

>Write in

>>2073966
by the way there has been a rise in vampire activity lately
and when i say rise i mean RISE it's almost like someone is massproducing the blooddraining fuckers
still cant top the original tough
i saw him in action recently

>>2073966
>>2073986
supporting this

"Right, right. Say. There's been a bunch of vampires popping up recently, like someone's been mass producing them. Still...can't beat my pride and joy though. Know anything about thag?"You ask Yah, however he just puts a finger to his chin.

"I've just been focusing on Levad. But, I could try and send some angels to investigate it. For my big brother."

You smile and hug him, "Thanks man." You tell him warmly, "So. Should I get going or?"

"You can stay, go back to Earth. Whatever you want brother. Just remember, this thing that's been found is a bigger threat than you're to realize."

"I know...don't worry." You tell him, Yah gives a nod. And is gone. Hm...you've missed him, glad to know he doesn't hate you or anything

>What now? Stay in Heaven a little while longer? Back to Grimm?

>>2074073
Head back to Grimm. Think of getting him and your nephews and nieces birthday gifts

>>2074073
>Grimm
Can't leave Levad too untended.

>>2074073
we should probably get back to grimm, we got things to do here, like remove the cancerous abomination of a child from the universe.

>>2074073
"Oh and please give the Church some heads up, i know they have to learn and all but it makes things difficult when they attack my kids/my employers. At least tell them that there are bigger fish to fry, y'know?"

Well, it's time to say goodbye to Heaven for the time being. You know your brother can hear you here, may as well give him a message.

"Oh and please give the Church some heads up, i know they have to learn and all but it makes things difficult when they attack my kids/my employers. At least tell them that there are bigger fish to fry, y'know?" You say, once you say it Heaven darkens for a moment before brightening up again. You'll take it as a yes.

You have a feeling that you'll be back soon enough. And with a flash of light, you are back within the Grimm compound.

"Well Yah, if you're handling trying to handle figuring out more about Levad. I'll see if I can kill it." You say to yourself, but thinking it over you realize one crucial detail.

You have no clue where the thing could be. And you have a feeling that glassing continents would be a terrible idea. Hm, well you could investigate yourself. Or just bide your time and wait, your brother will pick up something...and on another note.

Those vampires, with their numbers rising and Levad coming. You can tell that they're related somehow.

>What now? Spend sometime out and about/find a protege? Timeskip?

>Also, I'm gonna go and get something to eat. I'll be back soon enough

>>2074121
lets time skip to the next mission

>>2074121
forced adoptions

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2074169
>>2074193

Alright then, if it lands on forced adoptions roll me a D100. If it lands on timeskip, then just wait

>>2074272
darn no adoptions

While you could go out and find a protege of your own, that shouldn't be right now you think. Maybe sometime later? That could be arranged, making your way through the estate you meet and greet with everyone from Hans and Konrad to Sam and Lyc.

Still, you can't shake the suspicion that Levad is somewhere around. Even so you could handle him...too bad you just know he isn't anywhere around.

Oh well.

>1/2

>2/2

It's been a week and a half since you've had your time at Hellsing. Your son and granddaughter, Father Anderson, and Levad. As you make your way down the hall you bump into Konrad the kindly old Nazi, he smiles and waves in greetings of course.

"Ahh Erishel mien friend. It'z good to see yous." He says with his thick German accent prevalent, "Hanz is looking for youz."

"Thank you Konrad, what's it for?"

"Ah, it'z a mission he haz lined out. He sayz it should help to keep you busy, it'z rather important." You give the good man a nod, sharing goodbyes Konrad walks off down the hall.

>Well with that out of the way. Now what?

>>2074301
Teleport in through the boss' floor

>>2074301
appear right behind the boss with no warning and tap his shoulder. Even though he got the ritual on us, he should still have reminders of just how dangerous we could be so he won't forget.

>>2074402
>Inb4 someone takes Hans hostage.
>We show up.
>They grab the ritual, cackle about the Thule Society and start it up.
I have made no such agreement with you.

With a shrug and a breath, you teleport into Hans' office. Right behind him, you go to tap his shoulder and-

"Hey there Eri." Hans says, a smirk coming up on his face as he turns to look at you. Goddamn it. You frown at him and sigh, "Sorry to disappoint bud. But I need you to get to work, so let's get straight to it."

Hans then goes behinds his desk and opens up a jaeger and starts chugging it down. You've come to the conclusion that he just shoves in new livers that he gets from killing orphans. Or it's cybernetics.

Both are possible.

Once he finishes drinking he wipes his mouth with the sleeve of his shirt. You should probably ask him if he and Integra fucked sometime, because you have the feeling it's VERY possible.

"Alright. Eri, we've come across something that hasn't really been around since World War two. Well. Unit 4108: Japan's own version of the Nazi occult groups. How about you give them a gaijan greeting?"

>Alright then, that's all folks. Ans I honestly gotta ask: Am I doing fine?

>>2074452
i think so, i think you could update more often and maybe add more content, but its good writting

>>2074452
Looks good. Also I know exactly how to get into the country.

Ride an atomic bomb backwards while waving a cowboy hat.

Not a REAL atomic bomb. Gosh.

>>2074452
Other than frequency of posts
I am liking

>>2074452
Great story and humor,you just need to improve your speed and their length