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>Oh shit nigga' what's this?
Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.
>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?
You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.
>How do this work?
I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.
>How do you do such cool things OP?
It's all thanks to you guys.
>Why'd you change your name?
Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways.

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Discord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb
>Remember to vote on the threads. Everything looks better in purple. Or gold. Whatever.
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>>2077448

You know, what DID your Nipponese character name translate to Moon?
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>You are Hiki
>And...you're about to become a Chunin?

You've been staring at your Sensei for what feels like fifteen minutes, but in reality has probably just been about ten. What he just told you, the huge news he just dropped at your feet, it's crazy. "Me a...Chunin?"

Behind you you can hear Kori and Sasu talking with other, their whispering making it hard to understand what they're saying, but if you had to guess you'd say they're as confused as you are.

Ko Sensei nods his head again, placing a hand on your shoulder as he moves around the destroyed training grounds which...may have been your fault. Yes. You punched the ground really hard today. "Yes, I honestly think you're ready to move up to the rank of Chunin."

"But, what about the Exams?"

"Those are just a way so that we can get a better look at a Genin's abilities and talents and determine if they're ready to be made Chunin yet or not, but you've shown that you're more than capable of handling that type of responsibility, and the previous missions you've been a part of, the Trading Post one specifically, have shown that you could handle the level of missions that come with being a Chunin as well." He smiles. "Not to mention what you have shown so far with the Exams. The forward, if simple, thinking in the written test part, and the record breaking time it took for you to complete the Forest have shown what you're made of." He pauses a bit, looking embarrassed. "There's also worry that you would make it near impossible for the other Genin to have a chance."

"What about the Agon person, he seems to be just as skilled if not more as me?" You point out, still trying to get a grasp on what's happening.

Ko nods. "We're already investigating Agon, and you're right that he does possess skills that are far greater than a normal Genin's." He moves his hand from your shoulder, crossing his arms as he looks down at you. "But Hiki, the important thing to remember here is that by becoming a Chunin you'd be able to help the Village even more. You'd be given tougher missions, more responsibility. I honestly see you becoming a fully fledged Jonin in a year or two, as long as you work on your Genjutsu."

>How...how do you respond?
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>>2077477
Otaku.
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>>2077497
>Than I accept this promotion, thank you Ko-sensei
cool
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>>2077497
>"If it's for the village, I would have to."
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>>2077497
>"I think it would be more fair if I complete the exam like everyone else."
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>>2077497
>Then I accept this promotion, thank you Ko-sensei. I hope I can get your help to continue my training.

Deep bow as well, ninjas love them deep bows
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>>2077497
What about Sasu and Kori?
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Voting closed, you accepted it for the good of the Village.

Writing.
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Can we still do the exam tourney before we get officially promoted?
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>>2077547
This, I was really looking forward to the exam.
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"If it's for the good of the Village, then I'll accept this Ko Sensei." You say, though you're slightly disappointed in the fact that you won't get to participate in the rest of the Exams now, and that means no friendly fight with Gaara. At least his dad should be less worried about you trying to kill him now...right? "But what's going to happen to the team now Sensei?"

Ko looks...he looks sad. "Depending on how the rest of the Exams go and if any of the other Genin pass, they'll be absorbed into other teams or get a new member added to theirs."

"What do you mean, their's?" Kori asks, stepping forward and looking at Ko with confusion. "It's our team Sensei....right?"

Ko is quiet, looking at the ground as you all wait for his answer. "I've been talking with the Hokage recently as well as....others," He frowns a bit there, but keeps going. "And I've decided to step down as leader of this team after the Exams."

"NO!" Kori shouts, tears starting to appear in her eyes. "Why are you leaving?! We want you to be our Sensei!"

"Kori," Ko says, crouching down a bit so that he's eye level with her. "I've not been the best Sensei to this group. I'm not around as much as I should be, I didn't teach...most of you as much as I should have. With a new, more experienced Sensei you'll be able to grow more and faster."

"Well maybe we wanna' grow just at the fucking rate we're at." Sasu says, frowning. He turns to you. "Hiki man, tell him he's talkin' nonsense!"

>Well
>Also be back as soon as possible, feel like I'm gonna' throw up."
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>>2077567
>>2077547
>"There's also worry that you would make it near impossible for the other Genin to have a chance."

This is a little funny. But i think the Kazekage and the others would find this to be some kind of special treatment?
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>>2077575
>"I do not think the Hokage would approve of this Sensei."
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>>2077575
>"He is right tho"
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>>2077575
>Do as Sasu said: "You are talking nonsense Ko-sensei. Besides we don't need a new teacher and also if you aren't around as much you can fix this it's never late to fix a mistake. Also say that we aren't around as much with our team."
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>>2077599
>>2077589
I think Hiki is the least person to talk about being around the team.
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>>2077575
>Susu and Kori seem to grow quite well under your tutelage, Sensei. Are you not out here today to teach them to be better? Do you not give your time to them like any other? If you believe that you do not teach enough, then teach more. Stopping altogether seems counter intuitive.
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>>2077575
"So because you haven't been doing your best, you think you should quit? No Sensei, you're better than that! Think about where you failed and improve upon it!"
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Okay, threw up a little and feel a bit better. Looks like w'ere in favor of telling Ko that he's talkin' crazy. Maybe even give him a talking down.

1d100...+5 since I think this would be pretty heartfelt from Hiki.

DC 77. Because Sevens.
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>>2077575
>I'm not the most familiar with the team, honestly. If that's what sensei thinks is best.
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Rolled 22 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2077500

Ah, the more I know. Forgive me Hideo, I forgot Otacon

>>2077575

>Ko, you may think it's right. But do you think Sasu and Kori would want to lose you as their sensei?

>>2077643

Rollan
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Rolled 68 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>2077643
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Rolled 53 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2077643
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Rolled 45 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2077643
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Rolled 66 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2077643
nat 1 here
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2077643
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>>2077653
You fucked up anon.
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Failed.

Mmhmmmhhmmmm. Writing.
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>>2077652
>>2077653
>>2077654
>>2077659
>>2077666

Damn, was hoping this would be a good redemption arc for Ko. Guess he's gonna go back to being Hiashi's errand boy.
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>>2077678
I actually like this turn, maybe Ko can do some introspection and training on his own and not get rekt by a genin even if he is hiki
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>>2077678
The dice seem to not like Ko very much.
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>>2077692

Such is deserved by all who cuck
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"So because you think you haven't been doing your best, you're just going to quit?" You bark at Ko, frowning.

"Hiki!" Kori shouts, astonished at your anger. "Don-"

"No he's right," Sasu says, frowning right along with you. "Sensei's just mad that Hiki's been developing so much lately, even though he hasn't been around to train with the rest of us." He looks angry right now. "Were you that disappointed that me and Kori lost our matches in the Exams, but Hiki passed easily Sensei?"

Ko blinks, looking sad and hurt now. "Sasu, I didn't feel disappointment in either in you, you both showed how strong you've become since your graduation, and the opponents you faced were strong."

"But we still failed though, right?" Sasu says, now turning to look at you. "While you went and passed, leaving us behind again." Kori reaches out to gently put her hand on Sasu's shoulder, but he shrugs it off. "Just like every other damn time, you go off and do your own thing while the rest of us have to wonder what you're doing. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?" He shouts at you, shoving you aside as he walks off. "Now you get to be alone all you fucking want!"

"SASU WAIT!" Kori shouts, running after him while casting one more, sad glance back at you and Ko.

"...I've never felt anything but pride in your three." Ko says after a moment of silence. "This spar between you and me today, it was the last chance I had to try and teach you something, maybe part some wisdom on you." He looks at you with tears in his eyes. "But you don't need any wisdom from someone like me Hiki." He wipes his eyes. "Go and see the Hokage sometime this week, whenever you're ready, and he'll make the process official....and good luck Hiki." And with that Ko is gone, leaving you alone in the middle of a destroyed training field, by yourself.

"Well, that went great don't ya' think?"

Tesshin.

>What do?
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>>2077738
>"...what did I do?"
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>>2077738
Since Hiki's sad he should seek someone to make him feel better. Suzu or Taka
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>>2077738
"I get promoted to Chunin, but I lose my team as a result. It doesn't feel right."

Go see Garra and talk to him about it.
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>>2077738
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4C1ZQKmw4 starts
>Walk away
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>>2077738
>go find Taka and Suzu to ask what he did wrong

Damn you, Moon, making me feel things
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These are the things Hiki can't punch, feels.
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>>2077738
>>2077772
>see if we can make iron clones and force our feels into them, then punch the clones
really thought we should >>2077769
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What is this pain in my chest? Why does it hurt?
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>>2077738
dear god its like sinchu has Exalted level social attacks.

Ko got rekt.

>raise a feeble hand in his friends direction before realizing he doesnt know what to say to make it better. go speak with the hokage.
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>>2077738
.....God damn dude
>I guess just go to Suzu or Taka for advice
apprpropriate music right here>>2077768
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>>2077738
"What did i do? I don't understand."
Hiki is confused.

Come on Tensshi break the autism out of this boys head.

Also what are the chances that Sinchu will be our old team teacher now?
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>>2077581
Same could be argued for Gaara

He kills Chuunin assassins all the fucking time and he's got a literal demon inside him he can release at will
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Well, you have no idea where Taka is right now, but you know Suzu's at the bakery.

....

Roll me 1d5 to see who else is there. Taking Fifth roll.

>1. Choji
>2. Sasuke
>3. Kakashi and Sasuke
>4. Jiraiya(oh god)
>5. Kankuro(that fucker)
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Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2077797
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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2077797
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Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>2077797
>nb4 Kankuro ends up with a sympathetic ear and the best advice
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Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>2077797
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2077797
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2077797
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>>2077808
That's...actually not a bad roll, kakashi might have some decent advice or help for this
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>>2077808
Heyyyy.

Alright writing.
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>>2077811
Good idea anon
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>>2077808

Hmm, you know what? This is fine

Kakashi's alright and sparring with Sasuke could be fun
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>>2077814
Plus he'll totally get a kick out of us learning the chidori and creating a jutsu on top of it in under a few weeks, and by kick I mean flabbergasted
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>>2077500
Google translate told me geek. I feel lied to.
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>Sasuke's face when Hiki gets a free Chunin promotion and is fucking SAD ABOUT IT!
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>>2077830
otakus are geeks though
it's supposed to be insulting, baka gaijins are just bakas
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>>2077808
Well would you look at that. Question is should we tell everything to Kakashi, even in front of Sasuke?
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At first you just stand there, pouting a bit as you kick up some dirt. Everything around your chest just sort of...aches. Like when Gaara's dad told you that you and his son couldn't hang out anymore. But it also makes your stomach feel tight, like when you found out mom and dad weren't coming home. You..."I hate this." You say, mostly to yourself.

"Yeah, feelings suck." Tesshin says, poking his head out. "You know what makes things better though?"

"...what?" You ask after a moment.

"Delicious bread."

You blink, still frowning but now less than before. "I...guess that would make me feel better. And I'd get to see Suzu...." You want a hug really bad right now.

It doesn't take you long before you arrive at the Iron Buns bakery, coming in through the front door you hear the ringing of the bell overhead and-Is that Kakashi and Sasuke?

"And here's a gallon of Strawberry Milk." Kakshi says, handing over a jug of the pinkish milk to your sister, who gladly takes it. "Again, sorry about what Naruto did...we cool?"

Suzu grins, rubbing her cheek against the outside of the jug as she sighs happily. "Yeah we're cool. Just make sure you keep a better eye on your students." She grins, wriggling her eyebrows at her masterful pun. Indeed, it was a good one. Kakashi is so blown away all he can do is stare at her in amazement. Your sister's awesome. And she just noticed you. "HIKI!" She shouts, tossing the milk into the back where you hear a loud crash with the sound of a cat running off. Why are there cats in the back? "How you doing today!?" She asks, leaning forward on the counter. You can see Sasuke gulp as he tries not to stare at her name tag-wait he's not staring at her name tag.

"Oh, hey Hiki." Kakashi says, waving at you. You wave back, the two of you just waving at each other for a few seconds before Kakashi finally stops. "Been busy lately, I've uh, heard some things from the Third about you lately." Kakashi looks quickly at Sasuke, who's too busy blushing around your sister to notice. "Was, uh, wondering if any of them were true."

>Well?
>Also do you or do you not wanna' let everyone currently here know about the Chunin Promotion?
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>>2077843
>I guess they are, but I was wondering if I could ask your advice about a few things if you don't mind, my current sensei is a little... overwhelmed
Ask kakashi what he thinks about the promotion and letting people know, he's a prodigy as well after all
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>>2077843
>Suzu doesn't like it when people stare at her breasts, Sasuke.
>Also, yes they are.
Seems pretty Hiki to me.
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>>2077843
>Do you mean the promotion, or the chidori armor jutsu the hokage helped me develop?
>Also, Kakashi-san, you're a jonin, could I ask for your advice on something?
his input would help, plus inadvertently screwing with sasuke is funny
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So Hiki vs Gaara in the exams aint gonna happen I think im gonna go cry now
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>>2077843
Hug Suzu then
Suzu I made my friends upset and I don't know why or how to fix it.
Explain the promotion
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>>2077843

>"What do you mean Kakashi-sensei?"

Also

>Yes
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>>2077843
>"Yeah its true, he teached me this raiton techinque that sounds like birds, there is no use in keeping it as secret anymore since i'm getting promoted to chunin early"
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>>2077857
Hue
Supporting this and >>2077853
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>>2077843
My vote is shit. Supporting this anon.
>>2077853
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>>2077853
Okay, this got the most support so it wins. We'll throw in >>2077857 because that's fucking funny.

Also
>Pull Kakashi aside and ask about the promotion
>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu

Pick one.
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>>2077893
>Pull Kakashi aside and ask about the promotion
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>>2077893
>>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu
What's a social graces
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>>2077893
>>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu
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>>2077893
>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu
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>>2077893
>>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu
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>>2077893
Tell him in front of Sasuke and Suzu
I want to see Suzu's reaction
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>>2077893

>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu

Make it as casual as possible. No autism
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>>2077893
>>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu
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Asking in front of Sasuke and Suzu, is a go.

This'll be fun.
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>>2077931
Sometimes i regret for Hiki's lack of social skills... and then when i read what you write it passes
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>>2077931
So we're

>Throwing Sasuage under the bus
>Blowing Kakashi's mind at least once
>Making Sasuage realize just how inferior he is
>And making Suzu worry
>A lot
Did I miss anything?
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>>2077954

>Making Suzu proud
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>>2077954
Since Suzu will most likely hug us
>Making Sause jelly
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>>2077958
>Making Suzu super proud upon being promoted to chunin
>Slightly less happy when she begins to realize her little brother will likely become a special jounin and her colleague in a matter of months, if even that
>Starts to feel weird at the thought that her 12 year old brother might make jounin and be her superior in the next year or two
Older sibling problems
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>>2077972
>then start to worry because that means he will be put in even more dangerous mission
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"Suzu doesn't like it when people stare at her breasts Sasuke." You say, squinting your eyes at a bit at him. His reaction is satisfactory, as he starts stuttering and sweating, Suzu looking at him with a raised brow.

"I-I wasn't-SHUT UP!" Sasuke shouts, trying to stomp away before Suzu grabs him in for a hug.

"Awwww! Little Sasuke's growing up!" She squeals, giving him an extra firm hug. He tries to struggle out of it, but he'd have a better chance of making a sword out of a lightning than escape Suzu's clutches.

You turn to Kakshi, who's scootched a bit aways from his student. "About what you asked, I believe I know what you're referring to, and yes, it's true." You watch as Kakashi's eye widens, the Jonin scratching his head in confusion. "But moving on, there's something I wanted to talk to you about."

"Oh?" Kakashi asks, intrigued. "Hopefully it's not training, I'm already pretty tied up with Sasuke."

You shake your head. "No, it has to do with my Sensei, Ko." You sigh. "He's decided that he's no longer going to be the leader of our team. Someone else will be taking over."

Suzu drops her hold on Sasuke, a sad expression on her face. "Oh Hiki I'm so sorry."

Kakashi remains quiet, but listening, even as he helps Sasuke off the floor. "Hmmm, did he give a reason why?"

"He feels like he isn't bringing out our full potential, and with me being promoted to Chunin soon-"

"What?" Sasuke interrupts, shocked.

"I said I'm being promoted to Chunin soon." You say. "Ko, and apparently a few others have decided I have the skills required for such a promotion, and all I need to do now is talk to the Third to make it official."

You watch Sasuke's face change from surprise, to shock, to surprise again, and then...acceptance. "Tch, guess that makes sense. You always were five steps ahead of everybody else in the Academy." He stands up, walking over to you before offering you a fist bump, which you offer in kind. "It's a shame though, I really wanted to show off my Chidori technique to you in the Exams."

"Oh, I already learned that." You say, causing Sasuke to shout and Kakshi to rub his face. "And I also managed to improve upon it a bit, now I've learned to have it cover my whole body, like armor."
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Rolled 10, 60, 76, 82, 34, 46, 18, 95, 64, 13 = 498 (10d100)

>>2077995
Sasuke just stares at you for a moment, before huffing and stomping away. "Right well, I'm gonna' learn to improve it too, I'm gonna'...I'm gonna' make a Chidori Blade!" He shouts, running out of the store full blast.

You turn to Kakashi, who's shaking his head now. "So Kakashi sir, do you think you could maybe talk to Sensei Ko about this. I don't want him to stop teaching Kori and Sasu, we all care about him too much."

"I'll try Hiki, but I can't make any promises." Kakashi says, starting to head outside. "One last thing though. If Ko decided to stop being a teacher to your three, it may be for reasons he's not telling you." He shrugs. "Just a thought." And with that he's gone, leaving you with Suzu who quickly wraps her arms around you fora hug.

"It's okay Hiki, it's okay." She keeps whispering to you.

Then why do you feel like it's not?

>Time skip time, one week.
>What's Sinchu doing with the brats.
>Also let's see how Karin and Naruto are doing.
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>>2077997
82 & 95

Not bad.
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>>2077997
>>What's Sinchu doing with the brats.
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>>2077997
Sinchu is sending them out on missions

Each of these missions is a stupid elaborate prank as a big fuck you to aburame bitch and hyuga fuck boy
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>>2077997
Researching potential summoning contracts to see which the kids would want. Also dragging Jiraiya into it since his fame secondarily comes from being a Toad Sage. At least I'm pretty sure it does.
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>>2078008
Sinchu get off the computer.
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>>2078010
That's a smart idea anon.

I mean it's not like I really fucking love Summons or anything.

Nope.

....

I love Summons.
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>>2077997
Trying to teach Nart finer Chakra control, upping Hinata's stamina, and giving Karin a few techniques to work on.
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>>2077997
Refine their chakra control by scalleting with their hands tied up in a vertical drop mountain

>but his spider summon made a safe net with her web so it's okay.
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>>2078015
How'd you like Nerscylla? I can't wait to see them in Monster Hunter World, they're my favorite monster.
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>>2078019
Nerscy is adorable.
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>>2077997

Ahhhh, Sasuke in denial. Feels good man. Anyways

>What's Sinchu doing with the brats.

This anon has a good idea >>2078016
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>>2078030
>>2078016
Alright then, this wins.

Taking a short, 30 minutes break, need some food.

GET READY GUYS!
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Actually make that an hour, I'm trying my hand at some Rigatoni Curry with Chicken Meatballs and spicy tomato chunks.
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>>2078088
Fancy
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Man. So we don't get to fight in the tournament now?

That's a bummer...
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>>2078089
It's really not, I just had a bunch of left overs and decided "Fuck it".

Hopefully it tastes good.

>>2078114
Who knows, you might have to put some idiot in his place for trying to attack someone early or after after you said the match is over.
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>>2078121
>you might have to put some idiot in his place for trying to attack someone early or after after you said the match is over.
Is Hiki the exam proctor?
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>>2078121
>after you said the match is over.

wait what? Also since we become a chuunin we should go learn more about genjutsu with Anko.
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>>2078131
What a twist.
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>>2078132
>>2078131
Oh right I forgot.

Kind of spoiled the surprise there.

Oooooops.

Oh well, more time with Anko will be my way of asking for forgiveness.
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>>2078132
Oh yeah, we will need to know at least some to become a jonin.

Hiki Style: Snake Tetsugan.
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>>2078136
Hiki is gonna hype the shit out of his friends fights
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>>2078137
Hiki Style: Snake in the Grass
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Aight i'm back. Writing. Curry Pasta's nearly done anyways.
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>>2078121

Well. Unless Hiki spoke with the Third off screen I suppose it may still be possible to delay Hiki's promotion until after the Exams conclude...

If we do accept the position of Chunin, the prospect of being cheated out of a fight with Hiki may drive Gaara to go full-on Konoha Crush 2.0: Electric Boogolu (Now in Stores)...
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>>2078208
>Boogolu
It's spelled Boogaloo.
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>>2078216

...

Shush. You saw nothing...
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>You are-
"WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?"
>...you're Sinchu

"I asked you a question runts!" You shout, using a megaphone you...found while shopping over the last week. It really does make shouting at your precious little youngsters that much easier.

"Urgh, go to hell Sinchu!" Naruto shouts at you, currently trying to run up a moving a waterfall only to keep falling back over and over again. It's honestly pretty funny.

"Watching you fail is my hell Naruto!" You shout back. Hmm, now how's Hinata doing. "Hey Princess, not gettin' tired already are we?"

"N-no sir." She whimpers at you as she jumps from bamboo shoot to bamboo shoot. You may have given her a couple weight bands that weigh a few...hundred pounds. Heheheheh. "I-I'll keep trying!"

You nod. "Here that Naruto! Hinata's not complaining at all! Be more like her and less like...uh, you!" You pause. "Scratch that, believe in the you that Hinata believes in!"

"What the hell does that mean?!" Naruto shouts, once against falling in to the water.

"I don't know, I think I saw it in an anime once. Anyways shut up and keep working." God you're good at this. Now for the red haired girl, Karin, who's currently sitting right beside you. "HEY KARIN!" You shout, nearly blasting the girl backwards. "Gonna' teach you some pretty fly fuckin' Jutsu's, you up for it?"

She adjusts her glasses, glaring at you the whole time. "If it means I get to do something besides focus my Chakra all day, then yeah."

Awesome. You're awesome....now what to teach her?

>Well?
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I'm imagining Hiki proctoring the fight between Sakura and Garra.

"Okay, now before we begin, I've heard some people worry that this particular match may end in unnecessary maiming or bloodshed. So I wish to ask that Sakura not takes things too far and cause unnecessary harm. Garra, if she tries to go too far, I'll step in and stop the fight."
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>>2078228
Now I have.
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>>2078233
Scapel jutsu

Also uteach her some ninpou like oil jutsu and other non-element jutsu. Like the rooftile shuriken
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>>2078233
Wait, did we ever figure out her chakra nature? Or Hinata's and Naruto's?
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>>2078242

No! Anon you have me ruined! Ruined!

...

But seriously, what Jutsu should we teach to young Karin here? Can we just make one up, provided it is feasible?
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>>2078268
le master trollz xD
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>>2078260
No.

>>2078256
Ya'll taught them the Scalpel jutsu, or a variation of it.
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>>2078268

What about a jutsu that lets the user make multiple actions at once, provided that the actions don't require the user to move more than half a meter away from the original?

A jutsu like that might be more fitting for Hinata now that I think of it...
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>>2078233

Teach Karin the great fireball jutsu. Or just the fireball either one
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>>2078284
Shit.

Uhh... let's just go with roof tile shuriken then. We can put figuring out their natures on the list of shit to do.
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>>2078268
Teach her some sense jutsu? Since i guess she was good at it. Or maybe some sound genjutsu.
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>>2078295
What about teachi g the roof tile shuriken AND the upgrade version of it the homing rooftile shuriken?
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>>2078287
>>2078284

How about a jutsu that allows the user to carry the force of their strikes across wide distances?
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Roof Tile Jutsu it is.

1d100+5 since she's easy to teach.

DC 80
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>>2078303

Rolling...
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>>2078304
.....
Well this should be fun.
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>>2078303
>>2078304
Easy to teach. Yeah.

>>2078308
She fucks up and hits Naruto right on the noggin.
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>>2078233
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>>2078303
>>2078303
It's not done yet! YEAHHHHHHHH
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>>2078304
>Me at myself
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>>2078308

>>2078304
>>2078311


We passed and get a crit fail? Interesting...
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>>2078303
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Sticky Tar no jutsu

Creates a field of sticky oil usually just enough to slow down higher level ninja very slightly. A ninja of academy rank though would find it near impossibly to get out of this sticky trap, a gennin would probably have much difficulty but eventually find a way out.
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Mmmmkay, writing.
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>>2078319
Sucess with consequences? This should be funny.
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Wait guys. Does any of this kids know The Body Flicker technique? This shit should be know by all of then.
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>>2078323
I hope she nails Sinchu right in the boingloings. He has a brief image of children he could have had with Bug Bitch, and then they slowly evaporate as his ability to breed is destroyed.

Well, not really, but it is the worst nut shot he's ever had.
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>>2078331

No Hiashi, she catches Naruto on fire and she has to use her Uzumaki bitch strength to slam Sinchu onto him to put out the burning Naruto
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She accidently makes harem no jutsu with ole menny.
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"Roof Tile Shuriken Jutsu." You declare happily, feeling proud of yourself for being willing to teach such a high level Jutsu to the girl.

"That sounds stupid." Karin says, cutting deep into your soul. "Sounds like you just wanna' throw stuff at me."

"WRONG!" You shout, smacking Karin over the head with a paper fan. God you're so cool. "The Roof Tile Shuriken Jutsu is a wonderfully useful technique! Watch and be amazed!" You stand up, looking around excitedly till you realize you're in the woods, hence no roof tiles. "Uh....shit."

"Now what?" Karin says, a little too smugly for your tastes.

"WE IMPROVISE!" You point down at the tiny rocks and pebbles below your feet. "Rocks are sort of like roof tiles."

"No they aren't."

"Shut up. Okay now watch closely." You perform the basic hand seals, which there are a lot of them, and soon you're flinging rocks and pebbles all around you, hitting trees and...well more trees. Kind of sucks that you're in the middle of the woods doing this.

"Huh." Karin says, looking at you with intrigue. "I guess that is kind of useful. Like this?" She brings her hands together, mimicking you to a tee and then....Then you have a rock jump up and hit you right in the junk.

"Shiiiiiiiiiit!" You should, falling to your knees and gripping your sore balls. Why you?

"Hey, that was kind of fun!" Karin shouts, doing the hand signs again...and causing another rock to hit you right in the baby makers.

"Ahhhhhh!" You can see a flash of light, almost as if heaven itself was opening up, and when the clouds part and God pokes his face out...he looks like Ko. "Oh fuckin'-AHHHH!" Another rock to the junk, Karin snickering at your paint. That little. "ENOUGH!" You shout, jumping up and dodging the next attack. "Think you can just go around smackin' dudes in the nuts huh?"

"Yes." Karin says, grinning.

>What do?
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>>2078337
How do you ignite someone with Roof Tile Jutsu?

I mean, having her use her Uzumaki-autism to slam Sinchu into a flaming fox-boy is a hilarious idea, but how?
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>>2078365
Roof Tile her right back in the cooter. Turnabout is fair play, and it'll give her some respect for a person's naughty bits

Trust me, my wife says it hurts like a bitch, even on ladies, just not as bad as men.
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>>2078365
Compliment her striking at a enemies weak point is what a ninja should do.

She never got a good compliment from her team so this will completely disarm her.
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>>2078365
>Alright Karin, new plan since I found out why your old team didn't like you and you have no friends.. You're a massive bitch that decides to be a bitch to everyone at the first possible opportunity. I'll need some help though, so we're going to go get my sister Suzu since she's the nicest person ever and we're going to get the bitch out of you. Or beat it out, if we have to.
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>>2078365
>Angry ANBU noises
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>>2078381
*and why you have no friends.
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>>2078379
>>2078380

Supporting a combination of these...
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>>2078381
-1

>>2078365
>>2078380
+1,
but steal her glasses to give her the 3_3 eyes
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>>2078365
.....
>special tetsu big sibling style: IRON WET WILLIE NO JUTSU
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Compliment and attacking back is a go.

2d100
1st DC is 80 for the Compliment, to see if she honestly believes you.
2nd DC is 50 to strike back.
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>>2078390
>he thinks negative votes exist
She needs to stop fucking people over as soon as she can if she wants friends, man.
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>>2078393

Rolling...
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Rolled 14, 33 = 47 (2d100)

>>2078393
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Rolled 39, 68 = 107 (2d100)

>>2078393
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Rolled 72, 21 = 93 (2d100)

>>2078393
Big brother mode activate
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Rolled 30, 52 = 82 (2d100)

>>2078393
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>>2078397
>>2078398
>>2078399
>>2078400
>>2078401
Well, you struck back, compliment is no.

Guys I'm getting really dizzy and it's hard to concentrate right now, taking an hour break to clear my head.
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>>2078401
>>2078400
>>2078399
>>2078398
>>2078397
Dam we are terrible at the social rolls today uh?
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You mean to tell me Sinchu has no talky skill, it's just a flat roll?
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>>2078413
I think you should just end the session if you're really feeling this bad. I wouldn't want you to make it worse.
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Not gonna lie, I'm really glad Ko's finally being pushed out of the spot. He wasn't around much, and a lot of the time he was being really creepy about Hinata. Like, pedophilia levels of creep. The times he wasn't doing that he was pretty much being a butt monkey with bug puss lady.

That he didn't do his job very well, and never really communicated with or imparted life lessons on the team didn't help.
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>>2078430
I just want Sinchu to become our team jounin so he can show Ko how a real teacher does it.
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>>2078430
honestly Hotaru (?) was MUCH more of a bitch about than Ko was.

I mean i dont blame the guy for wanting hot bug puss. Its just ironic that Ko will succeed at Sinchus ambitions while sinchu succeeds at his.

bonus points if Sinchu saves hinatas life during the krush
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>>2078430
The fact that Hiki can't get the words in his heart out to the team isn't helping either, feeling that the reason Kori got injured was his fault, and that he came to train today so they could all be a team and actually do stuff together.

>>2078441
Hahahahhahaha, he'll be more focused on getting a new scooter with his next paycheck.
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Yeah I just think it's best if we call it a night right now. I am not feelin' well at all.

We'll try to pick up same time tomorrow. Sorry guys.
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>>2078447
also it was heavily implied that Ko is dropping the team to fuck bug puss 24/7, be hiashis bitch, and kowtow to Hinata.

the last isnt so bad, but the dude REALLY needs to learn to be more forthright

a trait sinchu has in spades, unless hes trying to compliment a girl for slamming rocks into his nads.
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I also love how what the Third asked Sinchu about before is manifesting itself here. Sinchu enjoys teaching. Seems to be his calling. He gets to seem awesome, boss around babby ninja, and still have the option to take on other missions once in a while. He's a natural with younger kids, as we saw that one time.
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>>2078471
He also seem pretty good in teaching Naruto. Which is a challange in itself.
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>>2078447
I agree with her being a bitch. After Sinchu doing illegal shit for her and ruining his bike, she goes on to tell the noble that he's a shit. That was fucked up. Even if he failed all the seduction rolls, and was an ass, he was always a likeable ass. That she would not only talk shit behind his back like that, but do it to the person his clan NEEDS to impress is extremely fucked.

So yeah, I agree that she's worse. I'm just saying that Ko wasn't much of a character outside of a) creepin on Hinata and b) being the additional insult to injury in any scene with what'sherface.

Outside of that he did nothing and was absolutely no help. Pretty much the only reason people wrote in things to support him is they either wanted him to be less shit or they didn't want Hiki to be a dick.
>>2078453
See, I think that's the kind of shit he could have helped with. Hiki's an autistic child, why the fuck is the onus on him to resolve these communication issues instead of the jounin? It should be pretty obvious he felt that way, and even if it wasn't, why didn't Ko have a sit down with them after they were better to talk this out? One of their team nearly dies and is almost horribly scarred for life, and we hear nothing else even hinted about it.

Fact is, he's a shitty teach and an even shittier responsible adult. Whatever he tried to teach our teammates offscreen had no effect on their fight, and he never even said he was proud of them.
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>>2078458
It's okay moon. See you tomorrow.
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Going too far ahead of your team to become a chunin is bad for the team dynamic, being a chunin on your team may seem like the right choice, but your other teammates will just resent you and competitive infighting amongst the team will occur. The best way to go about this is to deny the position of chunin, and to keep doing missions with your team until you are all proven capable enough to be chunin.
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Okay I'm back, gonna' try and write up again. May be a bit slow.
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So i think when Hiki goes to talk to the hokage, he should tell him about this little situation.

Probably decline the offer for now until he has more missions under his belt and a bit more maturity.
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>>2078644
Yeah, I'm gonna agree. We like our teammates, and getting to compete like this is a once-in-your-lifetime thing. Imagine if you were 3 months from graduating high school, already looking into getting your cap and gown, and someone walked up and handed you a diploma? It'd be silly to skip out on an important event like that, even if there were still final exams and the ceremony is a formality.
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"Heh, not bad Karin," You say, standing up while cupping your aching nuts in one hand. Little bitch is a quick learner, that's for sure. "Going for the enemies weak spots is clever."

"Uh huh," Karin says, performing the Jutsu once more. You barely dodge out of the way of an incoming pebble, aimed right for your pecker that time. "Next you're gonna' tell me how much potential I got and that as long as I believe in myself, I can reach great heights." She frowns, and another rock comes flying at you, missing you by a pubic hairs length!

"Jeez, alright fine, you fuckin' suck!" You shout, cartwheeling out of the way before grinning. "Now have a taste of my Jutsu!" God that sounded dirty. You perform the Roof Tile Shuriken Jutsu, sending not one, not two, but fifteen rocks and pebbles at Karin. The little girl doesn't have any time to dodge before she's pelted by the tiny stones. Luckily they didn't break anything, but she's gonna' have some bruises tomorrow, that's for sure. "Give up kid?"

"Grrrrrr!" Karin growls at you, eyes the color of fire behind those glasses of hers. Uh oh. "FUCK YOU!" She shouts, and before you know it a giant fucking giant just shoots out of her chest, and comes barreling to wards your ass.

"Oh boy." You leap up, avoiding the strike from the chain. Of course then it begins to follow you, fuck! "Shitshitshit!" You shout, leaping out of the way over and over again as the chain strikes out, Karin still growling and chasing after you as well the whole time. Naruto's stopped his water fall climbing and is just laughing his ass off at your predicament, while Hinata looks worried.

"S-sir do you want us to help you?" Hinata asks, porbably as meekly as possible.

"Heh! Ya', want us to bail ya' out there Sinchu?" Naruto asks, grinning like the little fuck he is.

"N-no need students!" You shout, flipping out of the way once more. "Your beloved teacher has this, behold!" You reach into your pocket, pulling out Nerscylla's scroll before summoning her. The giant twelve foot spider looks around in confusion, a small bath towel wrapped around her face as well as one wrapped up on her head.

"Wh-EEEEK!" The spider notices the students, then tries to cover her modesty with two of her legs before scampering off. "My purity's been seen!" She shouts, rushing into the forest to hide.

"Goddammmit Nerscy!" You shout, shaking your fist at your spider before the chain smacks you in the face, sending you straight into the river. Hmmm. You frown, crossing your arms and just acting pissed, while still underwater. How to deal with this girl? Obviously she's got some social problems, if what you heard what her teammates were like were true.

>What do?
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>>2078658
Ya'll don't have to accept this right now, if you wanted to wait till after the tourney, I'm sure the 3rd would understand.

Besides, he's got a small problem right now that you could help out with.
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>>2078616

Alright. Please don't push yourself too hard though...
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>>2078664
I told you guys, but you didn't listen.

Take her to Suzu to see if she can help her stop being a douche.
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>>2078664
There's gotta be a limit to how long that chain gets. Lead it into knots around trees and rocks until she runs out of energy. This can be training too! She'll learn her limit and we'll learn exactly how well she can control this thing.
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>>2078683
Suzu would actually be a good call.

As for stopping the chain attack: Iron skin, walk up to her and tell her to cut it out with a light chop on the top of the noggin.
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>>2078685

Support...
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Alright then, looks like ya'll wanna' get semi-serious.

1d100+5
DC 65.

Good luck.
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>>2078726

Rolling...
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>>2078726

Rollan
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>>2078731
>>2078733
>>2078734
>>2078738
Ya'll passed, but I need one more roll.
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>>2078726
Incoming the 1.
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Alright then, it's party time!
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> "FUCK YOU!" She shouts, and before you know it a giant fucking giant just shoots out of her chest, and comes barreling to wards your ass.

> a giant fucking giant just shoots out of her chest, and comes barreling to wards your ass.

Swiggity swooty...
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>>2078731
Well look at Sinchu sundely becoming serious.
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>>2078777
Stop it anon she's 12.
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>>2078777

>Ellipsesnon is a pedophile confirmed
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Karin continues to look at the river, waiting impatiently for you to resurface before shrugging. "Guess he's scared of-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6qAIaqK3_Q

You slowly rise out of the water, completely covered in iron like the coolest fucking Sentai Hero you know, Metal Man! Defender of Metal! You point a finger at Karin. "Oi! Don't go thinkin' you're hot shit just because you can use your chest to knock guys around, chicks have been doing that for thousands of years!"

"How the fuck are you floating up?" Naruto asks, staring at you in disbelief.

You point down at the turtle you're standing on. "Gamara." You hop off, watching as the turtle nods to you before spinning off, no doubt there are children who need help.

"What?!" Naruto ask. "What is this, Dragon Ball?"

"Enough references!" You shout, stepping forward and watching as Karin backs up a bit. "Karin, let's see if you can pull that chain bullshit on me again."

She frowns. "Alright fine!" Karin shouts, the chain coming out of her chest now striking forward, heading right to wards you.

But this time you're ready.

"Hup!" You back flip over the chain before landing on it with grace. "Strike 1." You say, wagging your finger at Karin. You feel the chain go taught and leap off just as it comes at you from behind, this time landing on top of Naruto's head and pushing the kid under the water a bit. "Strike two." You tease, jumping up again so as to dodge and so that Naruto doesn't drown, that'd be bad. "C'mon Karin, I thought you were havin' an easy time doing this before?"

"SHUT UP!" She shouts, now practically causing the chain to just whip about frantically. Hinata takes to the trees with Nerscy, hiding in fear at Karin's insane power. "Shutupshutupshutupshutup!"

"Nope." You say, sliding forward and under the chain till you're right in Karin's face. "Sinchu Style: Knock to the Noggin!" You tap the girl on the head, knocking her out instantly and causing the chain to slowly recede back into her chest. You turn to look at Naruto, who's busy coughing up some water, and Hinata, who's peeking at you from behind some trees. You give them some thumbs up. "Pretty cool right guys?"

"You nearly drowned me!" Naruto shouts, pulling himself onto land.

"Nearly being the key word here buddy. Nearly."

"So, finally begun the process of killing the students huh?" You turn around, seeing Jiriaya kneeling besides Karin and poking her with a stick. "Took care of my stuff early today, so now we can get into some serious training." He looks up, noticing Hinata and...and your giant spider friend Nerscy. "...picked up a few more Sinchu?"

>How do you respond?
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>>2078838
Point at Nart
>They followed him
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>>2078838
>A couple, but now that the famed toad sage is here, we can start on making summoning contracts. I think they can do well with them too, they all have good chakra reserves, especially these two and their ridiculous amounts of it.
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>>2078797
>>2078785

> A 'giant giant' bursts out of Karin's chest and 'comes barreling towards' Sinchu's ass

I don't think I could make the joke could be more obvious without painstakingly spelling it out for you. Are you two are being intentionally dense?

...

> "Turns out I'm pretty fucking awesome at this teaching thing. Which isn't much of a surprise cause, you know, I'm awesome at everything. So I figured why not let a few more youngsters benefit from my sage tutorage?"
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>>2078859

My bad. 'Tutorage' should be 'Tutelage'...
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>>2078838
>Well, some guy was talking smack about Naruto, one think led to another and I promised to take Hinata for some illegal gambling.
>But now that you're here, we can teach them about summoning contracts!
Also introduce Nerscy. Maybe console our students because they won't have nearly as good a summoning partner.
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>>2078838
"She wanted to learn, and I can't say no to kids that need guidance! Besides, if she wants even a shot at taking my little bro down, she needs the help. I respect you a ton, Toad Sage, but Hiki could likely punch YOU out. Without jutsu."
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>>2078838
Actually Nercy is my animal partner. The Hyuuga princess came more to droll on Naruto. She obviously has a crush on him but the girl is way to timid.
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>>2078865
It's funnier if Sinchu says Tutorage so I'm sticking with that.
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Okay the, writing.
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>>2078838

>"One wanted to come, another I conscripted. I think you can figure them out."

>>2078859

>Implying you can be funny
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>>2078874
Well when it's with Karin and Naruto it's a tutor rage.
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>>2078882
"You summoned a little girl?"
"...."
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>>2078889
No i ain't Takahiro. But Taka doesn't need a summon scroll for that.
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>>2078889
"That would imply I could summon bigger girls. And if that were a thing, you'd have already found it and become the Boob Sage instead."
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"Actually they just sort of came along on their own, I'm just that cool it seems." You smile, wiping your nose because that's what people in anime's do. "Some punk bitch, who I won't name, was talkin' shit about Naruto here, so I convinced Hinata to come along with us because that person, who I won't named but is a punk ass bitch, wasn't a good fit for her obviously. Besides, I figured why not let a few more kids benefit from my awesome tutorage?"

"It's tutelage." Jiraiya corrects you, waking Karin up.

"Well with the red head and Naruto it's more like tutor rage." You mumble, watching as Karin sits up, looks around, and then glares at you. "Mornin'." You say, grinning at her.

"Okay then," Jiraiya stands up, looking at Nerscy as she comes over with Hinata. "Reckon your Sinchu's summon then. Which means he explained the basic principals and stuff to the rest of you about Summoning Contracts right?" They all nod. Jiraiya smiles. "Good, then this makes the next part easier."

Jiraiya pulls out a small scroll, unrolling it before using that to summon two large scrolls like the one of his back. "Naruto, I've already decided that I'm gonna' hook you up with a contract for the Toads, but you two," He points to Hinata and Karin. "Get a choice of what you want between these. The Beetles or the Bears."

"Hey, how come I don't get to choose?" Naruto complains, and get a quick chop to the face from Jiraiya for his troubles.

"Because I said so. Now ladies," Jiraiya grins, wringing his hands together with a smile. "Which of these contracts would you like?"

"What if we don't want a contract?" Karin says, frowning.

"Then you're an idiot." Jiraiya says, causing Karin to frown some more. "A summon is a valuable aspect to any ninja, and they'd be a great help in battle to you."

"Uh, mister Sinchu," Hinata tugs on your sleeve, kind of ruining it but whatever. "Which one do you think I should choose?"

>Hmmmm
>Well?
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>>2078912

I'd say get Hinata the bear one
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>>2078912
Huh, Defense summon or HP tank.

I guess it would come down to if she can stand being around beetles a lot.
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>>2078912

> Beetle

Not sure how either would benefit Hinata, but Bear seems more befitting of Karin...
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>>2078912
You have a Aburame in your team don't you Hinata? Why don't you go with the beetles? They seem to fit more with your personality. If i'm mistaken beetles do essentialy what you asked before a way to stop a enemy without hurting then. They absorv a enemy chakra and beetles a super cool!
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>>2078912
Beetles for Hinata.
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>>2078931
High defense because of the carapace and still has it's horns.

>inb4 Hinata summons Horn Driller.
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>>2078912
>Beetles are cool
And bear for Karin, how ironic
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Beetles for Hinata, Bear for Karin.

Let's go.
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>>2078960
And frog for Naruto. Girl is already weak to wibd due to her lightning nature and now even her summon is eaten by the summon of the boy she likes.
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>>2078960
And of course since Sinchu is Sinchu he should make a comment how Hinata's summon and Naruto's summon fit well together.
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"Beetles would probably provide ya' with some extra defense, plus they're freakin' awesome." You stop, looking at an expectant Nerscy. "Though not as cool as spiders." You turn to Karin. "Yo Karin, you got any experience with bears?"

"...your little brother kicked ones head off to save me once." She says.

"Huh, well okay then."

"I-I'll take the beetle contract then." Hinata says, stepping forward and kneeling down in front of it. She bites her thumb, pressing it against the paper before signing her name. Immediately a puff of smoke appears and....two beetles show up?

Red and Blue beetles stand in front of you, both of them coughing up a storm as they look around, their eyes focused on Hinata. "Hey," The red one says, stepping forward. He's about half Hinata's size. "What's the big ideal, summoning us in the middle of dinner?"

"Yeah," The blue one says, also stepping forward. "That was rude ya' know?"

"I-I'm sorry!" Hinata says, bowing down. "I didn't m-mean to interrupt your meal. I promise I'll make it up to you!"

The two beetles look at each other, then shrug. "Uh," the red one says. "Naw it's all good kid, we were just teasin' ya'."

"Yeah," The blue one says. "Don't take it so seriously."

"So uh, who are you guys?" You says, looking over the beetles. Hmm, they look kind of cool. Not as cool as Nerscy though.

The red one jerks a thumb at himself. "I'm Hon."

"And I'm Pinsa!" The blue one says. "We're what you call Shinobeetles."

Oh god that's terrible. Hinata seems to like them though, by the way she's taring at them. "Karin, you wanna' take a crack at it?" You ask the girl.
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>>2079023
Dam they are cool. But Nercy is cooler.
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The girls frowns, but kneels down and does the same as Hinata did. A second later a puff of smoke appears and a tiny bear shows up, chewing on a leaf and looking irritated. "What the hell do you want?"

Karin frowns some more. "Hey, maybe I don't want anything jackass, maybe I just summoned you for shits and giggles."

The bear frowns, jumping up till his nose is pressed up against Karin's. "Name's not jackass, it's Ashi bitch, learn some manners before I smack you upside the head!"

"I'd like to see you try asshole!" Karin shouts back. Oh joy, they're arguing with one another. Surely this can only make things easier for you.

Jiraiya steps up beside you. "Hey, got some more news about that Hidan guys partner." He pauses, looking over the kids before continuing. "Turns out he may already be in the Village."

Shit. "Well, that sucks. What now?"

"Two things I can think of. One is you go out and look for him, while I stay here and watch the kids, or I go and you stay with them."

"What if I come up with an even better idea Master?" You ask.

Jiraiya looks at you for a moment, before sighing. "Then I guess do that, honestly I don't care. But one of us needs to watch Naruto in case that guys comes for him."

>What do?
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>>2079023
Beetles running in terror from an enamored Nerscy trying to put them in little clothes when?
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>>2079054
Well soon, now that you've mentioned it.
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>>2079023

>Hinata summoned the power ranger beetles

This went better rhan expected. Should also tell Karin

>"Quick clarification. Hiki's my cousin, not my little brother."

>>2079050

We should get the Triplets to watch over them. Sinchu and Jiraya can go together then
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>>2079050
>The Third has tutored Hiki a little bit lately, maybe we could have him watch them for a bit and we both try to find him? He might not have secret stuff to do, so all he really has to do is try and teach them some life lessons or just have them stay in the hokage building, whatever it's called.
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>>2079071

Support...
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>>2079065
The Triplets is a terrible idea. They're barely better than Chuunin, and while Sinchu doesn't know exactly HOW strong Hidan's partner (assuming they send one dude, there were 3 others with the guy) is, it's easy to assume that this isn't an ordinary Missing-nin.
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>>2079065
Yes! push it to the triplets!
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>>2079065
>>2079080
Triplets

>>2079071
>>2079074
Goddamn Hiki

Tied up
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>>2079078
IIRC it's known that the only people who are part of the Akatsuki are S-Class missing-nin, which are considered to be as powerful as Kage.
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>>2079082
Hiki vote here
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>>2079082

Could we do both?
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>>2079087
You could yes.
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>>2079082
I'll throw a vote for the triplets, they're actual jounin, I think.
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>>2079087
Actually, both would be even better
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>>2079088
I'm for doing both them. The triplets can help Hiruzen and/or the ANBU wrangle them.
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>>2079088

Then I'm going for it
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>>2079089
Special jonin, each specializes in one of Taijutsu, Ninjutsu, and Genjutsu
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>>2079089
Special jonin. Instead of being great at everything, they're only great at one thing.
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>>2079088
Vote for both then, start gathering the cavalry
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Triplets and Hiki to watch after the others while you and Jiraiya hunt for an Akatsuki wins.

Writing and then that'll be it for tonight.
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>>2079082
Triplets!
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>>2079101
It's at this point I realize you thought I was talking about Hiki instead of the Third. I'm sorry I'm retarded.
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>>2078664
>before you know it a giant fucking giant just shoots out of her chest, and comes barreling to wards your ass.
Please keep the giant fucking giant away from our ass.
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Actually, you do have an idea. "We could use my cousins." You say. Jiraiya gives you a look, one you've seen from Susumu plenty of times. "Chill, they're all competent. The triplets are Special Jounin in each of the three Jutsu's, and Hiki's been receiving mad training from the Third, little dude's a prodigy."

"And you think it's a smart idea to have them be the ones watching after Naruto with an S-Rank Missing Nin running around?" Jiraiya says, again giving you that look.

You nod. "I believe in them, they're no push overs that's for sure."

Jiraiya sighs. "Fine, but if anything happens it's on you." He stretches a bit, then starts to head over to the kids, Karin's busy fighting with her summon while Nerscy tries to make some clothes for the Beetle Bro's. "Go and get your family, I'll stay here and watch the kids till ya' get back."

Righteous.

>End.
>Hope ya'll had fun.
>Any quesitons?
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>>2079115

> You mentioned you felt sick earlier. Are you doing okay?

> When should we expect the next session?
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>>2079128
I'm alright, just sick is all.

Well, you'll be playing as Hiki next time, so that should be fun.

Also expect some YOUTH with Taka and Lee.

And Susumu is...well you'll see.
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>>2079115
Is Nercy going to try and clothe the little bear too?
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>>2079115

Good run Moonman

Does a contract with Iron exist?

Will Hinata end up getting back at Karin whenever Hiki and the twins come for them?

You doing alright man? What's gotten you sick?
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>>2079140
No, he has fur.
>>2079142
Nope
For what?
Eh.
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>>2079115
>Are you feelling better?
>What is Karin's and Naruto's opinion about Sinchu?
>what about Hinata?

Also i just realized that we just putted a bunch of Tetsu protecting one of the Hyuuga clan princess. lol
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>>2079147

Alright then, good to know

I may be remembering things wrong but didn't Karin tease Hinata over her crush on ramen bro?
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>>2079147
For Karin's crush on Hiki. Also Hiki will love the shit out of her bear summon. She will live it too.
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>>2079147
Ooh, we could reward our little killer children with authentic spider silk clothes and accessories like scarves and shit. I bet even the Hyuga would be impressed by clothes made of that.
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>>2079155

I am pretty sure Moon said at the end of the last session that she hadn't caught on yet...
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>>2079148
Meh
Naruto still thinks you're the coolest, but Karin kind of doesn't see the allure.
Hinata thinks you're terrifying.
>>2079155
>>2079157
Guys it's Hinata, she's already forgotten abouti t.
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>>2079163
What were Kakashi and Sause thinking after seeing Hiki?
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>>2079163
>Naruto still thinks you're the coolest
Eh he's pretty cool to. Not as cool as Sinchu but still pretty descent.

>Karin kind of doesn't see the allure.
SHE WILL LEARN!

>Hinata thinks you're terrifying.
As it should be.
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>>2079163

>Ramen bro still thinks Sinchu is the coolest

Bless the little Aryan traffic cone

>Guys it's Hinata, she's already forgotten about it.

True. Still makes me a bit sad that we won't see cheeky Hinata at least for a moment.
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>>2079171

> Referring to Hinata as an it

I didn't realize that Sinchu was so callously prejudiced towards the Hyuugas as a whole...
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>>2079173
I kinda want Hinata to recognize Karin's crush and they form a bond over talking about their idiot dream-boats.
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>>2079178

With that said. I'm going to go check Nart's intelligence stat for part one, and speaking of that.

Moon can we up our intelligence?
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>>2079175
They did killed his father. Fair it was because he started to go in a killing spree after failling Tesshi's test but still..
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>>2079182

Seconding this question...
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>>2079178
One is a air head and the other is as dense as iron.
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>>2079207

Well. Turns out Nart's intelligence is an astounding 1, Hiki's being a 3.

Guess Nart was dumber stat wise then I remember. The more you know
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>>2079220
Hiki isn't stupid, his brain just thinks in different pathways than normal people.
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>>2079220
hiki isn't dumb, just nuttier then a god damn fruitcake, theres a fairly large difference. nardo is dumber then a god damn brick though yes.
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>>2079234
>>2079265

I know that, just gotta throw it out next time questions it.

Nart: Dumber than a lobotomised rock

Hiki: Pretty smart but he has the emotional range of a robot
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>>2079301
It's not that he lacks emotion, he lacks social skills and doesn't show his emotions as he just seems naturally stoic, there's a difference
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>>2079408

Why was it chosen to make him autistic? It would've been somewhat easier
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Rolled 88, 55, 55, 45, 8 = 251 (5d100)

Sakura
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Rolled 49, 39, 1, 46, 65 = 200 (5d100)

>>2079478
Tenten
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Rolled 53, 72, 1, 2, 95 = 223 (5d100)

>>2079481
Neji
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>>2079481
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Rolled 39, 63, 89, 63, 57 = 311 (5d100)

>>2079484
Sasuke
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>>2079486
Lee
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Rolled 30, 84, 63, 25, 41 = 243 (5d100)

>>2079491
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Rolled 13, 65, 99, 78, 50 = 305 (5d100)

>>2079493
Naruto
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>>2079478
>>2079481
>>2079484
>>2079486
>>2079493
>>2079495

Moon? MOON?
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Rolled 26, 61, 61, 34, 89 = 271 (5d100)

>>2079478
>>2079481
>>2079484
>>2079486
>>2079491
>>2079493
>>2079495
To explain exactly what this was.

>Progression of training and improvement from the first day till the end of the month when the next part of the Chunin Exams starts.

Now, Kankuro
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Rolled 51, 57, 13, 92, 26 = 239 (5d100)

>>2079502
Temari
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Rolled 57, 63, 61, 62, 24 = 267 (5d100)

>>2079504
And lastly, Karin
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>>2079495
>Naruto
Those dam rolls

Dam the triplets are better senseis then Sinchu
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>>2079508

>Implying it isn't Hiki training him, Hinata and Karin while the twins smoke we-I mean guard.

For shame anon, for shame
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>>2079510

>twins
>triplets
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>>2079478
>Had a strong start, average middle, and seemed to stagnate to wards the end.
Mmmhmmm.
>>2079481
>Average start, terrible middle, picked herself back up near the end.
Eck.
>>2079484
>Average start, looked to be improving, then failed horribly, only to surpass expectation near the end.
Interesting.
>>2079486
>Low start, picked it and really improved near the middle, then sort of stagnated near the end.
Mmmhhmmmmm.
>>2079493
>Low start, then picked it up, before stagnating near the end.
Poor Lee
>>2079495
>Terrible start, above average middle, exceptional in the thick of things, then sort of stagnated after learning what he needed.
About like Naruto usually would.
>>2079502
>Low start, above average middle, started to fall and then really picked things up near the end.
Uhuh.
>>2079504
>Average beginning and middle, terrible near the end of the middle, fucking fantastic, then bad again near the end.
>>2079505
>Kind of above average all in all except for the end.

Hmmm, this should be interesting.
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>>2079464
He's not actually autistic chaos, he's a perfectly functioning human being. He's just socially awkward and stoic.
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>>2079516
What about Hinata boss?
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>Hey it's time for another short
>This time featuring Sasu!

"Sasu!" Kori shouts behind you, trying to catch up to you. Dammit. You pout as you turn around, hands in your pockets as your teammate stops, catching her breath. "Shouldn't have run off after saying something like that to Hiki! It was mean!"

"Mean?!" You shout, causing her to jump back a bit. "That dude never shows up half the time to train with us, and when he does it's like for five minutes before he has to run off and do some stupid weird training like, like, lifting boulders with his fucking tongue or something!" You growl, slamming your fist into a nearby tree. "And NOW he's been made a Chunin?!"

"It's not Hiki's fault that he's like that. He's just...a little awkward sometimes."

You frown some more. "Oh right, he's real fucking awkward around people when he's not showing off isn't he!"

Kori looks at you, a puzzling look on her face. "Sasu...are you jealous of Hiki?" You're silent, just staring at the ground and clenching your fist as tight as possible. Kori reach out, taking your hand in hers and making you look at her. "It's alright to be a little angry, but that doesn't mean you have to take it out on Hiki. He's strong Sasu, but sometime soon he's going to need us for support, and we have to be there for him when he does. Okay?"

"...okay." You mumble, deflating in the process as you sigh. "It still pisses me off though."

Kori smiles, taking your hand and crossing her fingers with yours before dragging you off. "C'mon, let's go see if we can talk to the Hokage about talking Ko out of leaving."

You look down at your hand, intertwined with Kori's and can't help but blush as she drags you off.
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Rolled 89, 41, 31, 88, 80 = 329 (5d100)

>>2079524
Oh right.

I'm sure she'll just do average. I mean, can you imagine if she got all 80's or 90's?
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>>2079542
Well not all but pretty damn close, good job hinata.
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>>2079542
Well shit, I guess she's doing better than most at this point.

Orochimaru made a good choice in biting her.
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>>2079541
Find and ask your eccentric uncle who keeps cutting down swallows to train you.
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>>2079572
>going to our imaginary friend for help
>ever a good idea
Get it? Because Kojiro never actually existed and... ah forget it, I'm a nerd.
While he wouldn't be a bad teacher, personally I favor the surly, drunken cyclops aunt.
Both because Baiken is awesome, and because I think something similar to her Demon Tools would make a pretty nasty addition to Sasu's arsenal.
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>>2079541
Doh that's cute!

>>2079622
Another milf for Hiki's harem.
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>>2079556
>>2079555
She is inspired for having her crush so close to her. Let's admit if Naruto was in Hinata's team she would work extra hard. Just by him being him and cheering for her.
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BTW we'll be playing again tomorrow at the same time.
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>>2079622
Or ask help from elder sister Yuzu.
She's talented enough to be the next clan head.But she prefers slacking off and taking walks. The Adults in the clan lets her because she's skilled enough to defend her way of "life"
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>>2079669
>milf
Nah, just cake.
Delicious moist cake.
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>>2080028
Soft, firm Bread is better.
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Rolled 86, 91, 90, 70, 29 = 366 (5d100)

>>2079542
What about my OC?
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>>2080173
Ninja gnome confirmed to be the new Itachi.
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Can we train with our cousin and get more swords?
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Rolled 72, 20, 14, 38, 13 = 157 (5d100)

Since we're waiting. Any bets on who's gonna win Thier fights? I want Sakura and Naruto to win thier fights, tenten needs to start making her casket.
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>>2080965

If Hiki remembers to tell Tenten how Agon's power works then she should have a fighting chance...
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>>2080687
>three swords
That's cute.
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>>2080965
Neji and Lee with gates will definetly be quite the fight. But i bet Neji will faint since his body doesn't have the stamina to keep the gates.

Sasuke vs. Naruto is a hard one maybe with Hiki's comment Sasuke will have something new for the combat.

Sakura vs Gaara? Hard if she uses genjutsu she might escape Gaara and then becomes a war os atriction i think she will exauts herself before causing any real damage to him and his sand armor.
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>>2081019
Oh yeah! She should be told.
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Just remember, we still have a chance to do the tournament and go on missions with our teammates, we aren't Officially a Chunin yet.
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>>2081019
Did we vote to do that? i remember being asked about wanting to do that and that we did, but i can't recall it being put to a vote?
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>>2081065
Meta: She is good at reflections and traps from what I gathered during the written exam, she could use more of that to her advantage.
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>>2081086

I believe that there was a vote, or an attempt to draw a consensus, at the end of a session. The broad majority wanted to warn her about Agon's jutsu...
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Is Hikigaya really Chunin material? All he's done is blow through exams with Occam's Razor and Jolly Cooperation, and impressed his teacher with how strong he is. Like, there's more to being a Chunin than just punching good and forming a dream team of powerhouses, right?
>>
Also, from the rules of the Written Exam, the team with the lowest number of points total is removed. We were the only team with 28 points. Every other team had 30. I feel as though getting the information through to our teammates should have been a bit more of an endeavor than simply sharing it with the rest of the class.
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There could as well have been more scrolls to acquire in the forest of death, what with more teams there, you would have to go get a Person scroll as well.
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Are we going to tell Tenten the secret to Agon's speed?
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>>2081192
If when we become Hiki we vote to tell her, yes. But the way things are going i think Hiki will only tell her when around the last week of trainning.
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Okay, 1 hour till session starts, get ready.
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>>2081239
I was born ready senpai!
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Okay then.

>What's Susumu up to?
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>>2081398
Interacting with one of those OC with long post of lore that never ever get used.
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>>2081398
>>2081408
Helping that pure little tetsu girl we made learn the basics before she starts the academy.
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>>2081420
Chiyoko? The Iron Thumb Princess?
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>>2081423
Yeah, yeah.
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>>2081398
Entertaining the nible since Sinchu sundely took away the triplets and Hiki for a mission and Suzu is in the bakery.

Maybe he's showing doing it by letting him see how we prepare the young ones for the academy?
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>>2081423
She's going to be the best at the Thousand Years of Pain, isn't she?
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>>2081398

Hangin out with his other teammate from his ninja days. While making sure the noble is entertained
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>>2081420

Support...
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>>2081444
Both his teammates are dead Chaos.
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>>2081398
>>2081420
I'll support this.

>>2081444
I though Moon said they're dead.
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>>2081423
Yes and still managing to keep eye to the noble.
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>>2081448
I thought the Monk was still alive.
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>>2081452
Nope.
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>>2081444
They are all dead chaos. The Uchia and the monk died.
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>>2081448

I thought it was just Fugaku was dead. well shit, guess he's keeping the noble entertained .

Susumu's life truly is suffering
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>>2081455
Wasn't he around during the flashback? What killed him between then and now?
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Alright so we're gonna' do a mixture of training Chiyoko and keeping the Noble entertained.

2d100
No DC, just to see how well you do on both. First is training second is entertaining.
>>2081469
I don't know, you guys decide.
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Rolled 67, 60 = 127 (2d100)

>>2081477

Rolling...
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Rolled 67, 43 = 110 (2d100)

>>2081469
cholesterol
>>2081477
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Rolled 85, 52 = 137 (2d100)

>>2081477

Rollan high
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>>2081480
>>2081482
>Two 67's in a row.
Wow.
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Rolled 40, 28 = 68 (2d100)

>>2081477

>I don't know, you guys decide.
Ninja cancer.
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Rolled 99, 73 = 172 (2d100)

>>2081477
He died bringing the word of God to and defendig the forest animals. They still follow his religion and his disciple, a huge white tiger, had a statue erected in his honor.
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Rolled 83, 98 = 181 (2d100)

>>2081477
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>>2081492
Clutched it there anon, very nice. You've taught little Chiyoko some things.

Noble isn't bored but he's not into this that much.

Writing.
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>>2081492
>>2081493
Those late good rolls
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>>2081477

He tried too hard to get custody of Sasuke. Danzo arranged for him to disappear while on a mission?

...

>>2081493

Nicely done...
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>>2081504
Never mind then my bad
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>>2081477
>I don't know, you guys decide.
Nothing, he's still alive.
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>>2081477

>I don't know, you guys decide.

He decided in a moment of sadness to just go fuck it and hunt down Itachi. He was never seen again
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>>2081505
This he tried to dig into why Itachi would kill his clan. Easy to say his body was foubd in a far away village outside of the fire country.
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>>2081519
What "they" say happened
>>2081525
what actaully happened
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>You are Susumu
>Fuck no you ain't old.

"Alright Chiyoko, now repeat after me. Ox, Tiger, Monkey..." You begin showing little Chiyoko all of the proper Hand Seals required for almost every goddamn jutsu in the world, the little girl staring intently at your hands like a hawk watching its prey....or something. "..and Boar. Understand?"

Chiyoko nods her head. "Yes Gwandpaw!" God you gotta' do something about that speech impediment she's got. It's cute for about five minutes but then it really gets on your nerves. Still, she's adorable. Maybe she could try out the Iron Box and kill Tesshin with her sweetness.....hmmm. "Did I do good?" She asks after performing the Hand Seals for you down to a tee.

You rub her head, smiling. "Sure did kiddo." You turn to look at the Noble, lounging on your nicest chair as he reads from a magazine. "Not gettin' too bored are ya'?"

"Hmm? Oh no, this is quite entertaining watching you train the little one." He goes back to reading his magazine, apparently done talking with you. Ass.

"Gwandpaw!" Chiyoko shouts, getting your attention once more. "Can you teach me how to cwimb twees?" Oh fuck. Last thing you need is another little kid running around, climbing all over your books and shit....but she is giving you the biggest goddamn puppy eyes you've ever seen.

"Uhhhh." You say, trying not to break underneath that adorable stare. "Well..."

"Pwease?" She asks, clasping her hands together and blinking up at you.

>Shit what now?
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>>2081525
>>2081536
>>2081519
I kind of like this to be honest. One more reason to go full murder mode on Danzo if you ever find out.
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>>2081541

Sure, let's teach her how to walk up trees
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>>2081541

> "Erm. Sure thing, kiddo."
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>>2081541
If course the earlier they learn the better chakra control she will have. Also teach her some sealling it's harmless and very usefull.
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>>2081541
>How about I teach you something even cooler, and teach you the Clone Technique? You're supposed to learn it before you leave the academy, but imagine how impressed everyone'll be that you know it before you even start?
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>>2081566
That's gonna' be hella' hard anon, but she'd be the coolest 8 year old around.
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>>2081541
Teach her how to turn both of her thumbs to iron.

AT THE SAME TIME!
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>>2081541
And then Anju comes up and make comments of Susumu taking his role as clan elder seriously. All of that while she is lazily sleeping under the tree shadow.
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>>2081571
Wait, she's not asking about the chakra walk thing?
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>>2081584
She is, but you suggested the Clone Technique didn't you?
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>>2081566
Nah the tree climbing and the sealling will help her out with the chakra control. It may not be as cool but not everyone is a Hiki.
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Alright tree climbing it is.

Roll me some 1d100's real quick
Anything 80 and above will give her a plus 5 to her rolls for this.
A 100 gives her a plus 15.
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>>2081591
Isn't that taught after you graduate? I figured it'd be harder.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2081600

Nat 100, coming through
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2081600
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2081600
Turn your feet into iron, make spikes on the end, and walk up the tree.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2081600
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>>2081601
...anon it IS harder, that's what I said.

Man you suggested it right here >>2081566
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2081600

Rolling...
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>>2081541
Have her practice by walking with planks of wood on her feet like skis, keeping them on with chakra, then let her walk up walls (while holding her of course).
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>>2081604
Close but no dice
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Rolled 90, 39, 66, 46, 14 = 255 (5d100)

>>2081604
>>2081605
>>2081608
>>2081610
>>2081612
Well, you tried.

She's got a beat a DC of 85 to do this though.
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>>2081617
>90
Good girl.

Writing.
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>>2081617
Yeah she's a tetsu alright.
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>>2081611
I feel like there's been some sort of miscommunication.

I suggested teaching her the Clone Technique since it's part of the Academy's curriculum and tree walking isn't, and is thus harder.
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>>2081617
>>2081620
Now that's how a Tetsu does things. Guess Hiki won't be the only genius from the family.
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>>2081623
Yes it's but this will help her with the clone since the bushin requires a finer chakra control.
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Tetsu. Life expectancy may not be long, but man do we make some killer ninja.
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>>2081645

>The Tetsu clan: Quality over quantity
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Ehhh fuck it. You stand up, stretching your ol-....your sore bones as you do. "Alright, can't really hurt for ya' to learn some basics before gettin' into the Academy I guess. Let's go over to the old Oak."

"Yaaaaaay!" Chiyoko shouts, hopping up and down as she rushes over to the big oak tree in the middle of the compound. Damn thing's been there longer than most of the previous dead elders. "So what do I do?!" She asks, shaking with excitement.

You bring up your foot, pointing to it. "Focus the chakra you have onto the bottoms of your feet. That's...kind of all there is to it. Honestly I don't know why this isn't just part of the regular curriculum for the Academy, damn thing's easier than the clone technique that's for sure."

"You said a naughty word Gwandpaw." Chiyoko says, frowning at you.

"Oh uh, sorry Chiyoko, G-Grandpa's sorry." Goddammit why do you have to be Grandpa? You ain't old? Sure your hair's dark and not as white as it used to be but...fuck it. "Okay so, like I said, focus your chakra onto the bottoms of your feet, then take it one step at a time, okay?"

Chiyoko nods her head ferociously. "Yes!" She gently takes off her sandals, the ones with the creepy lookin' kitty on them, and sets them aside before staring intently at her feet, wriggling her toes as she toes. You can see the chakra appear around her feet, which doesn't really surprise you. The sad fact of the Tetsu is, if you make it past the age of five that usually means you're talented in some way....hmmm. "One step at a time." She says to herself, gently placing her right foot onto the oak. It sticks, and she moves to put her left one on it next, nearly falling onto her back before you catch her. "Thank you." She says, starting to walk up the tree with you holding her back up. "I'm doing it I'm doing it!"

"Yup, you sure are sweetie." You smile
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>>2081678
"Training them young I see." You freeze, face turning into a frown as you continue to hold Chiyoko up. You turn your head, eyes squinting as you stare at the number one fucker on your shit list standing in the middle of your compound. "Funny how this was the only thing we could ever agree on.

"Danzo." You growl, pulling Chiyoko off the oak and placing her down. "Honey, go inside and play with the Noble, ask him about how awesome Sinchu is."

She gasps. "But Sinchu's really really awesome! Okay!" She runs off, waving good bye before heading inside.

You and Danzo stare at each other, neither really moving as you wait for the other to do something. Then..."I suppose you've heard the good news about Hikigaya."

"He's a talented kid, isn't that surprising that he's made Chunin so soon." You say, body tense.

Danzo nods. "Hmm, yes, I could see that when he came to be for Genjutsu training. Funny, you'd think he'd have come to you for that." Danzo chews at something in his mouth, before shrugging. "But oh well, perhaps the boy just wanted the best that could be offered. Which brings me to the reason of coming here." He pauses. "I plan on having him transferred to ROOT as soon as possible."

>Oh shit
>What do?
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Why would a monk be a ninja? Is he a retired ninja who became a monk?
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>>2081680
>How about you fuck off, you old biddy. You're not getting your hooks on Hikigaya. End of story.
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>>2081680
>You're pretty fucking dumb if you think Hiruzen or I are going to let you fuck with Hiki's head.

>>2081692
Maybe he just got super religious after having to be a 12 year old murder machine.
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>>2081680
Laugh. Not in malice or sarcasm, just genuine laughter. Susumu knows Hiki is far too woke to fall for Danzo's bullshit.
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>>2081680
this
>>2081696
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>>2081680
>"You're not getting your twisted little claws on any more of my clan, now get out before I throw you out"
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>>2081678
>The sad fact of the Tetsu is, if you make it past the age of five that usually means you're talented in some way.

Holy shit this is terrible so the parents still have to live with their child for 5 years knowing he or she could die any moment? That is if the baby doesn't die during the pregnancy.

Geez...
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>>2081703

Support...
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>>2081704
Yep, the more you think about it the more tragic the clan seems.

I'm betting the Tetsu have their own private necropolis underground in the forest somewhere. Looking at the birth-death dates on most of the graves would be super depressing.
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>>2081680
>"You won't make Hiki's head like you did with Atsuko. I won't allow it."
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Danzo can fuck right off wins.

Writing.
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>>2081680

>"I feel bad for Hiruzen you know, he's had to deal with not one but TWO snakes with a love of little kids in his life."
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>>2081716
Not to comment the amount that died when they started to reach their 30's or 40's geez this is depressing.
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>>2081704
well other people call Tetsu kids mayflies for a reason.
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>>2081680
Whoa, even if the rolls are with Young Hikigaya, he's not a Chunin yet. Like, we haven't even been to the Hokage's office as Hiki yet.
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>>2081716

>The Testsu clan: Jesus Christ somebody help these people out this is fucking depressing
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>>2081662
No, there's a big quantity, and only a select few survive. It's like how some animals have big litters but most of them die off, but humans have one baby that's secure.
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>>2081743
I don't think anyone would expect someone to refuse a promotion. But Hiki needs to go talk with the Hokage so he can get his head and felling straigth.


Although it would do wonders for our clan to have a another chunnin this mean more pay to increase the clan's income.
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"Better idea," You say, stomping forward. "How about you fuck right off before I toss your ass out of the compound myself?"

"As if you could." Danzo shoots back, that usually closed eye of his cracked open slightly. "Your Genjutsu is powerful Susumu, I won't deny that, but don't kid yourself into thinking you can force me to do anything. Would Hiki working for me, bringing out the best in him, really be that bad?"

"If you think Hiruzen or I are gonna' let you brainwash him then you're fucking crazier than I thought." You spit out, now just a foot away from Danzo. "You ain't messin' with him like you did with Atsuko. I won't allow it!"

"Speaking of which." Danzo brings his hand up, motioning it forward.

You blink, then step back as a white haired figure dressed in black with a long blade stands between you and Danzo, their eyes covered by a black scarf. "Atsuko." You say, almost painfully.

"Uncle." She says, tilting her head to the side a bit. "You were going to try and hurt Master Danzo, weren't you?" She doesn't let you talk before she chuckles a bit. "After everything he's done for me, I'd have thought you'd have gotten over this petty squabble of yours."

"You don't know what he really is!" You shout, stepping forward only to stop in your tracks as Atsuko points her blade at your throat. When did she even draw it?

"I know that he helped me when everyone else was sure my life as a shinobi was over. I know he cares deeply for the Village, even if others see differently." She twists the blade a bit before pulling back and sheathing it. "I also know he has Hiki's best interests at heart. Can you say the same?"

"That's enough Atsuko." Danzo says, gently patting her on the shoulder. That fucker. "I've said my peace with Danzo here, but if he really wants to fight this then by all means, he can try to keep Hiki from reaching his potential." He starts to leave, Atsuko right behind him before he stops, turning his head slightly to stare at you. "It wouldn't be the first time he's failed to look after a young boy, after all."

>What.
>DO!~
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>>2081769
So the reasin why the Tetsu has a higher rate birth of twins and triples is finally explained.
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>>2081783
>Yeah, and this won't be the first time you've failed brainwashing one either.
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>>2081800
Oops.

>Yeah, but this won't be the first time you've failed brainwashing one either.
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>>2081806
I don't like this anymore. Feels like it should have something about never getting out of Hiruzen's shadow with it.
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>>2081783

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPTRC6XC-uc
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>>2081783

>Danzo: The grand nigger of the Leaf'

I'm supporting this >>2081800
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>>2081783
To Atsuko:
"So when Danzo gets to ordering you to kill our clan, who will 'you' spare?"
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>>2081839
Ahhhhhh.
You don't know he's the one who ordered that.
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>>2081839

That'd be a good comeback if Susumu was privy to that information...

...

I say that we:

> Bite our tongue and let them go
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>>2081827
>>2081806
Only one with support, so it wins.

Writing.
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>>2081863

>Not insulting Danzo

>Ellipsesnon is a filthy Danzo supporter confirmed
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>>2081880
Ops guess i'm late. But whatever.

>Atsuko finnaly shows up

Yay!~
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"Yeah, but this won't be the first time you've failed to brainwash one either." You shoot back, earning a frown from that fucker. Well, you'd like to punch him in his stupid fucking face, but...well Atsuko would kick your ass. Like, pretty easily. "Oh yeah, and Atsuko!" You shout, causing her to stop again. "Make sure you come by for dinner sometime this week, been a while since you've sat down with us."

She pauses, opening her mouth as if to say something before shaking her head and walking off....right into a pair of giant boobs.

"Whoa-ho-ho there!" Comes the most tomboyish fucking voice you've ever heard. It's like wrestling and flowers decided to fuck each other and this is the sound of the baby that was made. Wait. What? "Gettin' kinda' handsy there girly." Anju says, grinning down Atsuko before rubbing the top of her head. "Gettin' pretty tall there ain't ya'? Oh," She spots Danzo, bending down a bit to glare at him eye to eye. "Sup asshole."

"Miss Anju," Danzo says, frowning. "Pardon us, we were just leaving."

"Fucker." Anju says, then smiles and waves goodbye to Atsuko as she leaves. The second the front gates close your sister turns around, smirking up a storm at you. Oh shit. "SUSU!" She shouts, rushing forward and wrapping those strong fuckin' arms of hers around your waist, lifting you up into the air. "How's my favorite big brother?"

"Gettin' his fuckin' ribs crushed by his gigantic younger sister, fuck!" You manage to slide your way out of her grasp, landing on the ground and staring up at her grinning face. "...why are you dying your hair again?"

Anju's smirk turns a bit dirty. "Well, there were some fine bitches in the Land of Waves who just love chicks with red hair, and well." She giggles, her face looking like the most perverted fucking thing ever. "That and it makes me look fucking awesome."

"Sure, yeah, let's go with that." You roll your eyes as you both head inside, where you come across Chiyoko and the Noble arguing about which thing about Sinchu is the coolest. "Chiyoko, Grandma Anju's here." You grin, now she's gonna' feel old.

"AUNTIE ANJU!" AUNTIE?! Chiyoko runs forward, jumping up into Anju's arms and burying her head in those giant mega titties.

"Why the hell does she get to be Auntie when I'm Gwan-Grandpa?!" You ask, slightly mad.

"Bad words!" Chiyoko and Anju shout, wagging their fingers at you. Oh fuck this.

"Hey Noble." You say, getting his attention. Shit you really should learn his name. "Anything you wanna' do around the Village?"

He shrugs. "Not particularly. You got any ideas?"

>hmmm.
>Do you?
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>>2081950

Let's piss in Danzo's cereal. Can anyone think of anything that Danzo would verdantly not want a foreign dignitary seeing or knowing?
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>>2081950
The Akimichi have a barbecue restaurant, right? Let's take him there. We can even chat with Choza.
Then Tsume may or may not show up and make hilarity ensue.
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I found a video of baby Suzu and her parents.
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>>2081972

> anything that Danzo would verdantly not want a foreign dignitary seeing or knowing

That would amount to anything related to Danzo.

As for noble bro, let's go get lit with Inoichi
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>>2082003
And it is this one!
https://youtu.be/MV0_A4fDvUM
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>>2082008
Jesus Christ.
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>>2081950
>bring him to Suzu's bakery

Don't know if he ever got the chance to taste that tetsu bakery. If not we cab grab the noble and bring him to see the other clans.

Also ask Anju to watch things abd Chyoko
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>>2082023
this
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>>2082005
>>2081979

> How about we let the noble tag along while we have a boys night with the other clan heads. We could leak secrets pretaining to Danzo to him on the way, provided Susumu knows any...
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>>2082018
Guess i don't want to watch it uh?

>gigantic younger sister

Moon..how much tall is Susumu's sister? Is she like 2.77 meters?
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>>2082036
She's six inches taller than him.


Also taking a thirty minute break guys.
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>>2082023
Seconding this.

It would also be pretty funny to run into Danzo and Atsuko at the bakery for extra awkwardness, and Danzo trying to be polite so he doesn't get kicked out of his favorite bakery.
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Nvm breaks over.

Okay to the Tetsu Bakery it is!

Writing.
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>>2082062
Uhull hopefully Suzu made Susumu's favorite pie today.
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"You ever been to the Iron Buns Bakery yet?" He shakes his head. "Awesome, we'll go there. They got the best buns in the Village....and I'm talking about the bread." Oh god why does your life suck. "Anju, watch after the compound would ya'?"

"Sure sure." She says, tossing Chiyoko up in the air and then catching her over and over again. "Say high to Suzu for me!"

"Yup." You say as you leave with the Noble. "So," You say, once the two of you are outside. "How you been liking your stay so far?" It's not like you forgot about your bet with Hiashi, but there has been a lot of shit going on lately.

"It's been quite enjoyable, especially with everything Sinchu's showed me." He says, smiling. Then he pouts. "But I so wanted to see that cultist he had helped capture. An immortal man sounds so interesting!"

Oh right, that fuck. From what you can remember about what Sinchu told you, he's a complete asshole. "Yeah, maybe not such a good idea ya' know? Him being dangerous and all."

"Hmmph, I'm still not happy about it." The Noble pouts like some fucking kid. Fucking hell, grow up. "So, how good is this Bakery anyways?"

You smile. "It's the Third Hokage's favorite bakery in the whole Village!" You say, quite proud of your little Suzu.

"Oh my, and how many other bakeries are there?"

"...just the one." You say, frowning a bit. "Oh look we're here!" The two of you enter the bakery, watching as Suzu handles the transaction between her and another customer before she turns and smiles at you. "Hi Elder!"

"...just call me Susumu please?" You ask, sighing as you and the Noble take a seat. You look over at the Noble, and frown a bit as you catch him eyeing up Suzu. Part of you can't blame him considering the girl runs around half naked all day, but another, much more angry part of you wants to smack the shit outta' him.

"So, you what can I get you guys?" Suzu asks, happily hopping over to you. You watch as the Noble's eyes bounce with each step. Fucker.

"I'll have, hmmm, whatever it is you think is best right now sweet girl." The Noble says, grinning at Suzu.

"And you want the usual Elder?"

>Oh yeah, what is your usual?
>Also what you gonna' do about this shit with the wandering eyes?
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>>2082102

> "Yes thanks."

> Distract the noble with sweet, succulent secrets about Danzo. Try to not also leak sensitive information about the Leaf as a whole at the same time...
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>>2082102
2 cinnamon rolls.

Use genjutsu to constantly make it look like light's glaring into his eye and blind him whenever he looks at Suzu. He'll think Ninja God/Satan or whatever is telling him to be a more moral person.
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>>2082102
>>Oh yeah, what is your usual?
Donut holes and hot chocolate. Dude may be old but has a sweet tooth.
>>Also what you gonna' do about this shit with the wandering eyes?
I dunno, genjutsu some big titted bitch out the shop window for him to stare at?
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>>2082102

Let's get the usual, whatever that is. Is it weed cookies?

TELL SECRETS ABOUT DANZO
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>>2082102
Yes.

This:>>2082132
No need for a genjutsu just need to tell him what Suzu did with the last guy that tried anything.
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Okay, NOW I need a thirty minute break. Sorry guys.
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>>2082157
I'll switch to Suzu horror stories since it's tied then.
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>>2082157
Do it in a jovial manner
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>>2082215
>>2082185
So what horror story should we tell? Should we tell him about the time she kicked a guy that groped her but? Or the time she broke a guy ribs and pierced his lung with a punch?
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>>2082237

Obviously we should tell him the story of how she came to be known as the Iron thighs of Konoha...
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>>2082237
I'm thinking that time she atomized a guy for shoving Hiki away because he thought he was getting in the way of him hitting on Suzu.
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>>2082237

This one >>2082245

A necessary casualty
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>>2082244
She was at a mission and her arms were broken immobolized somehow and the used only her legs with tekotsu to smash every enemy head with it.
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>>2082262

Oh, was that where she got the name? For some reason I thought it had something to do with a festival, Taka, and an angry vendor. That may have been a different incident...
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I'm back!

Will be writing soon.
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>>2081135
>1st exam
He figured out the exam's gimmick and passed it in the simplest way possible, I have no idea what lowest score crap you're talking about, that wasn't the rule in quest.
>2nd exam:forest
Defeated a team through a super efficient ambush in under a couple minutes, successfully defended against and reported on orichimaru, secured two scrolls as instructed, successfully led his team and completed the exam in record breaking time with no real injury.
>3rd exam: battle
One punch, nuff said
>in between training time
Showed both extremely fast development in his training and his maturity to multiple chunin and jounin, as well as the third, who hiki clearly impressed multiple times.


What is your problem with hiki's promotion exactly?
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"Yup, two cinnamon rolls please." You say, turning your attention fully to the Noble as he watches Suzu walk away. "So."

He turns to look at you, a huge grin on his face. "Quite the girl there Susumu, I must say I enjoy being around your family more and more every day."

"Hmmm." You say, forcing a smile. "Yeah, Suzu's a good girl. Just, well..." You look off into the distance, as if trying to think about something. "Except for her temper."

"Her temper?" The Noble asks, leaning forward.

You nod. "Yeah, see, Suzu's got a bit of a temper when it comes to people who piss her off. This one time, some idiot shoved aside Hiki because he wanted to try and hit on her," You look at the Noble. "She punched him so hard his rib broke off and pierced his lung."

"O-oh my." The Noble says, gulping.

"Yeah, and another time some dumbass tried to grope her while she was kneading bread. She twisted his arm around till he had two left thumbs." You pause, smirking a bit before continuing. "And then there was the guy who kept staring at her."

"Wh-what happened to him?"

"Well, Suzu waited till the guy was alone, and she cornered him in some lone, alleyway." You smirk some more, leaning forward. "And then she plucked his eyes out."

"OH GOD!" The Noble screams, face twisted into one of horror.

"Foods here!" Suzu says happily, sitting down your plates and scaring the shit out of the Noble in the process. "Well geez don't blow a gasket."

Aww, it's good to be you sometimes.

>Hey so Hiki's meeting with the Hokage about his promotion.
>How's he feeling?
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>>2082311
A mix of honored and confused since it made his friends mad at him
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>>2082311

It's fine well...sort of fine.
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>>2081477
>dead
Oh no, he had a family and everything!
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>>2082311
>>2082329
I'll support this.
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>>2082311
confused but mostly feeling shit about about Ko resignation
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>>2082329

Support...

I'll add that he's also quite hesitant to accept this honor. Partly over what Sasu said, but mostly because he really, REALLY wants to fight in the tournament...
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>>2082311
Sad and trying to understand what he did wrong. Also opening with the third because he's the fucking third.
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>>2082329

I'll support this minus what Ellipsesnon is suggesting
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Guys don't hate me or nothing, but I'm gettin' dizzy like I was yesterday.

I'm gonna' try and rest up and see if I feel any better, then we can do Hiki's thing.

Sorry.
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>>2082311
Super conflicted. He'll take it so he can make more money for his clan and better help the village, but feels that it's his fault that his team fell apart and feels guilty. Also sad that he can't compete against Garra.
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>>2082381

That's okay Moon. Take as long as you need...
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>>2082282
That is my version. The festival was because some vendor yelled at Taka for him bumping into his stand. But that wasn't the reason why she is know as the iron thights of Konoha.
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>>2082381
It's okay Moon. Hopefully the QM curse hasn't finnaly reached you.
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>>2082381
in times like this you need to whip out the d

no really go get some rest
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>>2082381
Don't worry about it. It's not your fault you don't feel well.
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>>2081692
He's not actually a monk in quest, I just thought the pic was a good design for him. He was jounin with a small family run business with his wife and two kids. The funeral must have been weird....
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Hey I feel better, writing.
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>>2082523
Good news!
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>>2082523
Uhull!! Great news!
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Quick question for readers, who are your current favorites (first and second) for the Hiki Bowl?

Have to give it to Temari first. She's older, smart, strong, and is close to our bestie Gaara.

Second is Sakura, weirdly. I think she'd have the potential to fit in well with his family, and with what happens with Gaara later...
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>You are Hiki
>And you are...confused.

"Man, you are really freakin' out about this aren't ya'?" Tesshin says, poking his head out from underneath your shirt as you walk down the hall to wards the Hokage's office. "I mean, one would think this is a life changing decision you're about to make."

"Tesshin, please not now." You sigh, each step feeling like a thousand. A week ago things were so much simpler. You could punch things, you'd get praised for it, and then you'd move on. But then you decided you wanted to train with Ko Sensei, and then he told you that he'd recommended you for promotion. And then Sasu got angry, and Kori cried...AUGH! You clench your fists tightly, wanting to slam them into the wall or into the floor, anything to take your anger out on something! But you don't, because that would only make it seem like you can't control yourself. And you can...most of the time.

You finally stop in front of the Hokage's office door, the two Anbu agents nodding to you as you enter. There, at his desk like always, is the Third. "Ahh, Hiki, was wondering when you'd show up. Please please, have a seat."

"I'd rather stand, thank you." You say.

The depression you feel must be quite obvious on your face as the Third gets a look of concern on his. "Hmmm, something tells me you're not feeling all that chipper about this promotion, want to talk about it?"

"...yes." You whisper, sniffling a bit as you walk forward. "Sir, I'm so confused right now." You say, fighting back tears. "I'm honored that my Sensei would think that I'm ready to be a Chunin, but I'm sad that in the process of this, he's going to stop being my Sensei as well."

"Ah yes, Ko told of his desire to step aside and let someone else train you three." He says, smoking on his pipe. "Not something I fully agree with, but if he feels he isn't giving you all the best there is then that's his choice."

"But it's not fair!" You shout, feeling that rage swell up inside. "It's my fault that I wasn't around enough for him to feel like he was making a difference in my development, he shouldn't feel that he has to leave just because I screwed up!"

The Third stands, walking over to you and placing a hand on your shaking shoulder. "Of course it's not your fault Hiki. These things just happen. Ko has just as much worries and responsibilities weighing down his shoulders as you do. Remember, just because we're adults doesn't mean we don't have feelings."

There's a knock on the door, causing the Third to frown. A second later it open up and....

"Found him in one of the brothels Lord Hokage, don't know how he got in without anybody seeing him." One of the Anbu says, pushing a tied up Agon forward.

"Hey man, they let me in just like everybody else." Agon grins, flashing those pearly white teeth of his. His eyes lock with yours, even behind those shades of his they've got the look of a predator. "Aw, hey man, me and you never got the chance to chit chat. Weird place to meet up huh?"

>HuH?
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>>2082557
>Quick question for readers, who are your current favorites (first and second) for the Hiki Bowl?

First is Temari and in second Karin because with her clan vitality it might be possible that the children would be able to survive the iron poisoning.

Althought if i don't go for the eugenics i would put Anko as the second.
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>>2082557
>#1
Gaara
And I'm not even gay either, it just works too good
>#2
Sakura. She is a good underutilized character that deserves a good boi like Hiki
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>>2082557
Temari and Anko in joint first place, sakura in third
>>2082563
explain to everyone how we think his ability works and that's probably how he got in
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>>2082563
>Ah, hello Agon, taking a break from training?
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>>2082563

> Quickly compose yourself, and greet Agon

It is only polite...
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>>2082557
Anko because Hiki was all about them scary christmas cakes, then Temari because Karin and Sakura a shit and Tsume's taken.

>>2082563
>>2082589
I'll support this. I'd say Hiki would like to help the Third.
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>>2082578
Anko, cause fuck all your waifus till they're old enough to entice hiki "the milf man" tetsu. Get back to me in a few years in quest, because that's the only time I see hiki being into any of the girls near his age. Until then, anko, shizune, tsunade, etc..
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>>2082557

I'm still for the polygamy path. But first for me is Temari and second is Karin

>>2082563

>"Don't you think you're the one making it weird?"

>>2082589
>>2082594

How about later when Agon's gone yeah?
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>>2082563
Is that one of the cloud genin?

Stranger things happend before it beats figthing the alien in the forest.
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>>2082563
"I'm just surprised that Anbu isn't dragging in my cousin Sinchu. Hey Hokage, what's Sinchu been up to? I haven't heard about any destroyed bars in a while, and he only beat up two random strangers this week."

>>2082557
I'm actually supportive of Sakura winning the Hiki bowl, what with her actually becoming a better character than in canon. Temari's a close second.
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>>2082557
Karin. Redhead, puns, eugenics, just the best.
Second is Sakura, the interactions with her have been great.
>>2082563
>Uh... Hi. You didn't stuck to me like "that" kind of shinobi...
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>>2082601
Hey anon i never said that it would be NOW! If we go with the current age i would put Hiki with Anko, Shizune and Tsunade.

Heck Hiki even has the silver hair that Tsunade likes so much. Only a bit more short.
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>>2082557
Karin and Sakura
Temari and Shikimaru fit too damn well to not end up together
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Alright so, time for another vote. Sorry.

>Tell Hokage and everyone in the room how Agon's powers work
>Don't.

You're still gonna' be polite with him because fuck it, you're a good boy.
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>>2082563
Uh you have the same eyes that Sinchu get when he's serious. That's a rare thing.
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>>2082610

>Heck Hiki even has the silver hair that Tsunade likes so much. Only a bit more short.
>Not wanting to give based Jiraya happiness

For shame anon, for shame
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>>2082620

> Let's not tell the Hokage about it, while Agon is present. We'll do it once he leaves
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>>2082620
>Don't
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>>2082620
>Tell Hokage and everyone in the room how Agon's powers work
I like showing off, even if we didn't figured it out by ourselves.
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>>2082620
>>Don't.
But do tell Temari and the Hokage in private.
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>>2082602
So we have a woman from Konoha, and a girl from the Grass, Sand, and Konoha each. Who else do we add to Hiki's World Peace Harem? Harem for World Peace? Harem for the Proliferation of Peace Worldwide?

>>2082620
Fine. We can do it when Agon leaves.
We can have Tesshin explain it.
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Waitin' till after he leaves wins. Writing.
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>>2082628
But anon she doesn't want the frogman.

I don't know why this is a vote Hiki would never give a enemy shinobi intel. He has studied long enough to not reveal to the oponent.
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>>2082641

Don't forget the Mist, the Cloud and whatever the name for the one in the land of Earth is

>>2082652

Did Dan have silver hair?
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>>2082633
That is stupid and gives him time to come up with another tool for the tournament. Hiki is just bad in social interections but he's a great child soldier.
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>>2082633

Anon, are you fucking stupid?
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>>2082661
light blue or silver blue.
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>>2082672

I thought of Jiraya because you said silver hair. But oh well, I forgot
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>>2082689
No problem Chaos.
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"Oh hello Agon, been busy with training?" You ask.

"Yeah, you know how it is." He says, shrugging.

"Training my ass, he was busy burying his face in some whores tits." One of the Anbu says.

"I've seen Sinchu do that before, so it might be some special training actually." You say, earning some funny looks from everyone.

"...please stay pure Hiki." The Third mumbles. He then looks to Agon. "Now then, I'm sure you know why you were brought here."

"Cause of my charming good looks?" He says, grinning.

"We know you're of a higher caliber than you're letting on. For whatever reason, you're listed a Genin when you've got the skills of a Special Jonin. Explain." The Third frowns, looking angry. You never see him like this.

Agon sighs. "Fine, ya' caught me. Yer' right, I am more skilled than a Genin, hell I'm better than most Chunin you got in this Village."

"Why? Why hide this kind of skill? You could've become a Chunin with ease had you just shown what you were capable of." The Third asks.

"Because that wasn't what my mission was." Agon says, smiling. "These last three years? I've been building up my skills day in and day out, working myself to the bone for one thing only. To completely show up the Leaf when ya'll host the Chunin Exams."

"Show up?" The Third says, confused.

"Raikage said I was to make every single Genin from your Village look like shit compared to me, would've gotten away with it too if not for the ah," He licks his lips. "Local delicacies."

The Third is quiet for a moment, silently seething with anger. Then he looks at you and...he smiles. "Well then, it's fortunate that we caught this in time. Agon of the Cloud, I hereby grant you the rank of Chunin."

"What?" You and everybody else say.

The Third grins. "It'd be a waste to have someone of your talents continue in the exams, why it's the same reason Hiki here is being promoted as well." He says, gesturing to you.

That gets Agon's attention, and now he's staring right at you with the same intensity as before. "Really now?"

"Yes." The Third nods. "Hiki's shown skills that are quite extraordinary. In fact..." The Third grins some more. "Since we're all here right now, what say we make things interesting."

"Interesting sir?" You ask.

"Since the two of you are both being promoted, that means you'll be removed from the rest of the tournament. Instead of removing a fight though, why not have a...exhibition of sorts."

"You want me and him to fight each other, that it?" Agon says, grinning now. "Count me in. He's the one I've been after anyways."

"Well then, such enthusiasm. Hiki?" The Third turns to you, waiting for your answer.

>Well?
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>>2082711
I get to fight the person I wanted to fight second most? Yes
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>>2082711
>Alright, I'm fine with it.
>You should apologize to Dosu's teammates though. You cheated them and their village out of a fair fight.
>Though I guess I did the same thing to Kabuto's team...
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>>2082711
Oh third you are clever mother fucker.

Also of course Hiki accepts he was all bumbed down for not veing able to fight.
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>>2082723
But Kabuto's team are from the leaf. Shit we should go and apologize with then.
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>>2082711

> "As you wish Sir. Although, if I may make a request, I'd still like an opportunity to participate in the tournament, perhaps this exhibition could function as a belated preliminary round with the victor moving on to fight in the tournament. What's more, I believe eliminating one competitor would even out the brackets a little."
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>>2082711
Accept. We get a promotion AND get to have an epic battle. Plus this keeps Agon from killing Tenten, so that's a plus.
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This... is surprisingly acceptable. Of course, the Third should talk to Ten-Ten and let her know her opponent has changed. Also, talk to whoever was meant to be our opponent, as she is likely to face them now.
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Accept is a go.

Don't worry, the Third's got even more surprised in store for you. He isn't called the God of Shinobi for nothing.
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>>2082746
I thought he was the professor because he knows a lot of jutsus. Also i just realized that The third said this guy has the skill of a special jounin does that mean we are at the same level then him too?
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>>2082711

>Hiki vs. Agon

My arousal has increased a thousand fold

>>2082723

Anon: There's a difference between smashing someone into a wall and ripping off someone's head and kicking it around like a goddamn hackysack. Hiki doesn't need to apologize
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>>2082742
Uh Tenten versus Kankuro? That might be a cool fight actually.
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>>2082742
TenTen vs Kankuro
Sounds more fair than what it was before
10/10 is still going to lose
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>>2082769
The revaluation was that Agon's better than a genin, and so is Hiki. It's the same. I'm not talking about how they went about it.
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>>2082777
I doubt it. She has as much arsenal as Kankuro has with his puppets. Kankuro's disavantage is that he doesn't have Tenten's taijutsu of physical skill.
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"Yes." You say, almost too quickly. Whatever, you're excited that you're not only going to be able to participate in the rest of the tournament in some manner, but also you're getting to fight one of the stronger opponents as well. Agon isn't Gaara, obviously because he doesn't have cute red hair, but he's still a worthy foe to fight! "I accept."

"Excellent. Agon, if there's nothing else then I see no reason for you to have to stay around here any longer." The Third says, clapping his hands together with a smile.

Agon is untied, smiling the whole time. He steps forward, looking down at you with those predatory eyes of his. "Lookin' forward to this fight, hope you're as excited as I am."

"Of course." You say, with complete honesty. "You're strong, and beating you would be an accomplishment I could be happy with." You grin, watching as he tilts his head at you, but smirks all the same. You watch as Agon leaves the room, leaving you and the Hokage alone again. You whirl around, a huge smile on your face. "Third, thank you! This is so exciting I can hardly contain myself."

The Third nods. "I expected as much. But providing you with a good fight wasn't the only reason I did this. Tell me, do you know how Agon's 'Faster than Light' Jutsu works?"

"Yes, he uses a GenNinJutsu that uses the opponents sight to trick them into thinking he's standing still even though he's moving." You say, earning a surprised look from the Third. "I had...some help."

"Indeed?" He rubs his chin. "Well, regardless, have you figured out a way to fight against that yet?"

"I...have not."

The Third grins. "Well, I believe I have just the teacher in mind. I believe you know of a certain Hyuga who's quite adept at fighting opponents from all directions." You nod. "And I also believe you know of a young boy with a sword who's family teaches them the art of blind fighting." You nod again! "And, if I'm not mistaken, you know a certain young girl who's control of water and ice Jutsu allows he to be quite adept at detecting the tiniest movements from the moisture in the air?"

You blink, a huge smile appearing on your face. "My team."

He nods. "Yes. If Ko is worried that he's not helping bring our your full potential, show him wrong. Your opponent is one who requires you to give up sight, and your team is the perfect one to help you accomplish this."

You grin some more, then reach out and hug the Hokage, earning a happy chuckle from him. "Thank you sir."

"No Hiki, thank you for caring so much about the people around you. The Will of Fire burns bright inside you, I know it does."

>End
>Hope ya'll enjoyed that
>Any questions?
>What are ya' lookin' forward to?
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>>2082803
>>What are ya' lookin' forward to?
Angry Gaara once he finds out Hiki's not going to fight him in the finals
Also the HikiGaara bromance in general is my favorite thing in the quest so far
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>>2082803
Dammit moon you are making us like the third so much. It will make even more hard when he dies...
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>>2082803
>What are ya' lookin' forward to?
Fishnets. I mean Anko. I mean proctoring the tournament.

Also, I thought of a new Sinchu Training Tacticâ„¢: Hunting our students through the forest with Nerscy helping by setting web traps, trying (and partially failing) to scare them, etc.
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>>2082830
That's brilliant. We'll be using that next time we're Sinchu.
>>2082824
I mean, you still have a chance to stop it.

>>2082816
The HikiGaara train is coming in full force.
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>>2082803
>What are ya' lookin' forward to?

Akatsuki showing up after Konoha's crush. Also to train with our friends. Hiki would go toward Sasu right now with the biggest smile in his face!
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>>2082803
That's a hell of a twist there Moon, I love it! It's like i'm actually reading one of my Japanese mangas/animes.
So when's the next session?

>>2082830
I also want to see bugpuss's reaction to Sinchu's giant spider summon. Double points if Nercy's favorite food are fireflies.
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>>2082842
>Sasu sees Hiki coming right to wards him with the biggest smile on his face
>Freaks out and accidentally stabs Hiki.
>>2082850
Next session won't be till Tuesday sadly. It's my turn to DM for our group and I need the whole night free tomorrow, and Monday I work late.
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>>2082830
It will train their wits and trapping skills.We should call Nerscy kid to play too.
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>>2082841
Wait, aren't Sinchu and Jiraiya leaving the brat's in the triplets and Hiki's care while they look for diddlesnake?
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>>2082861
Yeah, but next time you train them you'll get to hu-I mean help them with survival skills.
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>>2082856
>After fighting Agon Hiki goes to Sinchu to learn his and Agon's training techniques
>Sinchu has to somehow get Hiki to drop wanting to become a better ninja by visiting whore houses and strip clubs
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>>2082816

I still can't believe I was the only person to even *attempt* to try to stay in the tournament proper...
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>>2082856
Hiki dodges and hugs him making Sasu blush.
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Moon, did you ever pull the trigger about Gaara being a reverse trap?

You can tell us.

I'd ship that SO hard
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>>2082882
Who knows. You'll find out when the Hot Springs episode happens.
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>>2082850
>Double points if Nercy's favorite food are fireflies.

Not her favorite food, but she does enjoy them as a... light snack?

I'm not sorry.
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>>2082782

Good run Moonman, I didn't expect a match with Agon. And now I'm hyped

So did the Raikage hear about what happen when dreads ended up ripping off Dosu's head? How'd he react? Is Agon the Raikage's son?

What'd you say the jutsu Hiki knows are again? Besides the iron ones and Chidori I mean.

What's Tesshin thinking about all this?

>What are ya' lookin' forward to?

Seeing what we can actually learn from the team.
Now the Hiki vs. Agon fight
The Akatsuki coming to the Leaf

>>2082882

>Gaara being a reverse trap

I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES DEGENERACY HERE ANON
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>>2082875
Who told him to be so awesome? He shouldn't be surprised Hiki would try to copy him.

>Hiki manages to conquer all the whores with his childish pure heart.
>even/specialy the hard asses older women who are a long time in this business
>The "mama's" start to bicker who gets to steal Hiki's purity
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>>2082862
>>2082861
So Hiki gets to train against 5 genin, 3 special jonin, and 1 jonin
Hiki is going to finally learn what a boner is
>>2082875
Consider just how many people would help with that. The Third, Suzu, Susumu, Hiashi, Danzo,
Guy, Ko, its a damn dream team to keep Hiki pure! So of course it will fail hilariously
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>>2082900

>Danzo
>On the dream team to keep Hiki pure

Anon, think about what you just said
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>>2082894
Raikage heard about it, wasn't happy Agon showed off so early.
Hmm, interesting idea.
Just the Iron ones and the Chidori right now to be honest.
Tesshin was fully expecting bad feels Hiki for a while now. He's interested to see where this goes.
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>>2082894
>Is Agon the Raikage's son?

Even better. He's Killer B's kid.
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>>2082913
Speaking of Tesshin, is his opinion of people much different yet? I know he hasn't been out for long, so it likely isn't much, but being around Hiki directly seems to affect people.
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>>2082910
There is only one person allowed to fuck with that kid in Danzo's mind and its not the person who's not covered in stolen eyes
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>>2082931
Not really. He's seen all this stuff before with the pure hearted warrior who makes friends an shit.

It's what happens when their world comes crumbling down that he's interested in seeing. How do you think Hiki will react to seeing his loved ones fall?
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>>2082937
Oaths written in will stronger than iron to protect those he has left and live well in the memory of the fallen.

Hiki doesn't do angst.
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>>2082894
>I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES DEGENERACY HERE ANON

How is wanting to snuggle a reverse-trap Gaara atop a sand-pillar under the moon while casually discussing ways they've completely annihilated other living beings degenerate?

Nevermind, I sicken myself. They'd spar as foreplay.
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>>2082937
To be honest, I think he'd take vengeance, but direct and targetted. No use in rushing off and getting ganked by the entire akatsuki. Train hard and make your friends keep up so you can do it as a unified force.
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>>2082937
WHY CAN'T I PUNCH MY EMOTIONS!
Followed by trying his best to keep those left strong and safe.
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>>2082942
>Hiki doesn't do angst
Damn straight
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Guards bros interlude below.

"Hey bro I was wondering why like you haven't yet made weapons that could EXPLODE!" Asks Boom bro to smith bro.

"...because that is what bombs are for. Plus I wouldn't be able to charge much for an explosive weapon that would be such a pain to make. When people buy Tetsu Arms they expect QUALITY that is why I get to charge so much for them."

"Yeah but EXPLOSIONS and who would expect weapons to explode?"

"Those with explosive tags attached you moron."

"Yeah, but people would expect that. Its suppose to be a surprise like with my Bomb Clones."

"See THIS is why you got banned from taking missions. To you making things go Boom is the only thing that matters."

"Hey bro I could have been someone great and not one of two of the most mediocre people in the entire Clan."

"At least you had a choice bro. Being a smith was the only thing I could do given my lack of talent..."

"Hey now at least that makes you valuable. What about me huh? I am just a guy who loves making things go boom. It's my own fault I ended up like this. We both suck and ended up here. Just two people who nobody can even remember despite our Clan being tiny."

"Hey, now it wasn't always like that. Remember when were on that team with Sinchu? Plus at least we became Chuunin. Plus people DO remember us. You're the smith guy and I am the boom guy."

"Do you really think anyone even remembers we are actually Ninja?"

"Well duh," says Boom bro smacking his armored chest before looking down at the armor.

"...Okay, I see your point but come on. Wearing this is how we can easily sneak off and nap on duty. Especially once we combine it with clones!"

"All I am trying to say is...why did we even become ninja in the first place? You don't need to be a ninja in order to be a smith or demolitions expert. Not to mention that isn't even the frigging point."

"So your saying I should go into demolitions....do you think the Third would still stop me?"

"I honestly don't think that counts are given how it's not a proper mission," explains Smith bro when he suddenly remembers the topic before. "Gah stop trying to change the topic on me that wasn't the point!"

"Then what is it?"

"Who even remembers our names! Even in our Clan we are LITERALLY referred to as 'Smith Bro' and 'Boom Bro'," reminds Smith Bro to Boom Bro.

"Yeah but like...endearingly so it doesn't count."

"What about people outside our Clan then huh?"

"Well duh them calling us Smith Bro and Boom Bro is because we are such utter bros. You like fix shit for them and help make the perfect weapon for them without even trying. I, on the other hand, know all about making things go BOOM so when people need to make or stop EXPLOSIONS who do you think they go to for advice?"

"Yeah but that is LITERALLY the ENTIRE point you fool! We are literally so mediocre outside our specialties and so forgettable NOBODY KNOWS OUR REAL NAMES. The whole village probably doesn't even know our names!"
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>>2083128
"Nah that ain't true when we younger our classmates who...who...oh," says Boom Bro getting depressed. "Well when we were younger our parents and other siblings were still alive! Back you know before we were known as Boom Bro and Smith Bro people referred to us by name!"

"Yeah...but what I'm saying is you ever noticed how when they all died then the 'real us' died too? Don't you think we were so much different back then and now...now look at us," points out Smith Bro.

"You remember who first called Smith Bro and Boom Bro the very first time?"

"Yeah it was our little-wait why are you bringing this up?"

"Because I remember back then we got real depressed about the whole fucking situation. Our parents died, our classmates died, and our siblings were dropping like flies. We got blacklisted but unlike Sinchu we weren't awesome enough to keep get to keep doing our missions. So we found something that we loved doing instead. I remember how our bros looked up to us so much. I remember when our sisters thought we were the greatest. I remember when they first called us Smith Bro and Boom Bro. I remember how they said at least their brothers were finally back before they all passed away."

"...Weren't you suppose to be the depressed bro?"

"Hey now we both go through bouts of being depressed given how we aren't going anyway in life and seeing you hate on our nicknames man I can't let that fly," explains Boom Bro. "It's up to each of us to occasionally slap some sense into the other and drag the other out of it when we get down. Remember how people never thought we were brothers just cousins or mistook us for being twins?"

"Well yeah, it was annoying."

"Am I the only one who remembers that back then we looked very different when we kids. Given how only a couple years make all the difference when you're still a kid. I also remember when people mistook us for being twins it was around the time we invented that special Team Technique that nobody else could use that was so powerful that we even could compete with the Sinchu and even the Elder was surprised at how strong it was. In fact it was ultimately that skill why we got put in a team with him despite our age differences. Outsider thought it was all because we were from the same Clan and our skill levels were still the same until Sinchu outgrew us."

"Why are you bringing up that skill all of a sudden?"

"Well obviously besides it being obvious it made people mistake us for being a freaky twin duo with special twin abilities right?"

Smith Bro starts snickering before saying "Yeah fuck your right. That shit got old quick but it was pretty funny."

"Yeah we are just ordinary brothers, but that damned technique just ruined it for us...and here's the thing you know how we got stuck at with it?"

"Yeah of course since it made everyone think we were just one trick pony, why?"

"Heh...I think I figured it out. Where we went all wrong!"

"Really how?"
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>>2083194
"I only figured it out when I noticed three things. Firstly we were thinking of it like a technique. Secondly how you went to become a weapons expert thanks to your smithing. You worked it into your combat style. I was the same with my explosion. Thirdly I got into inventing new techniques and Jutsus. So then while I was thinking about the team technique between us it finally hit me. Did we base it upon that weird smith technique of yours and an explosive technique of mine right? Don't you think perhaps that was the problem?"

"...I don't follow," admits Smith Bro after thinking for a while.

"We were thinking of it as a Technique! Just some technique a Jutsu so how could we make it grow stronger but truthfully it was the result of a culmination of art between us. Of your art of Creation with your smithing...and my art of Destruction through Explosions. It was only a single Technique between the two and we forgot about that culmination. In truth, it wasn't a Technique at all but a Combination Skill between us! The reason WHY it didn't grow stronger as we thought it was some Technique. To make it stronger and to find new techniques for it. We gotta consider our Arts, our skills, and figure out a way to combine it! In truth it was a Combination Skill of our two Styles! Styles we invented ourselves and perfected."

"So are you saying we can not only improve upon the technique but invent entirely new ones...by considering our difference in styles and combining them?" Wonders aloud Smith Bro.

"EXACTLY! The reason it was so strong was it used that weird weaponized smith skill of ours combined with my making things get destroyed explosively as possible."

"...I think your crazy man. That technique was some fluke. Whenever we trie-hm we never thought of it as a Team Style," suddenly realizes Smith Bro.

"Exactly the problem," smiles Boom Bro. "We just focused on our own INDIVIDUAL styles and tried to come up with other powerful ways to fuse them. The problem was except that one time which in truth really was a Fluke they never came out great. I think we got lucky that time to guess a principle of our Team Style without even realizing it. We just assumed it was a technique as we were disappointed we couldn't make it a proper skill that could be proved...because we were thinking about it all wrong."

"Hm, guess they were all right when while our teamwork was the reason why the team it was formed in the first place with Sinchu it was also the same reason why it also proved to be the death of the team itself," Smith Bro admits.

"Yeah I am afraid so," agrees Boom Bro sadly.

"When we finally came up with the solution it was far too late," sadly notes Smith Bro. "Not like it makes such a difference now. Nothing we can do about it."

"Yeah but...I was thinking don't you wanna test it out?"

"What for sneak off and train? Didn't we give up doing that much awhile back?"

"Yeah but only when we realized we suck and it didn't make a damn difference."
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Wow, actually surpriaed there wasn't MORE Anko support. I love the gal, but it feels like EVERY quest either goes for Hinata or Anko. Another reason I'd like to see Sakura win, she never gets romanced in these things. Would be interesting and fun.
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>>2083303
I've never seen Anko romanced in any Naruto quest. Do you mean Temari?
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>>2083310
Maybe it's just failed ones or Akun ones, I guess, but there's always a significant faction pulling for her.

And I get it, being Anko is suffering and anons wanna make her cozy and happy.
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>>2083325
>Maybe it's just failed ones or Akun ones
That explains it. Unless there are 20 players max in a quest, there's a group pulling for every character.
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>>2083303
I think it's funny that SasukIno might actually be more than a pipe dream in this universe.
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>>2083333
We can forget the quest's ultimate goal though. Lee x Tenten.
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>>2083333
There's a fairly successful and well-written Nart quest on Akun where Sasuke and Ino become a thing. It's handled pretty believably, too, with Naruto having minor PTSD signs after killing for the first time, so they send him to therapy. Guess who can brain-dive and therefore understand people (at least in that writer's interpretation)? The Yamanakas!
Ino has a jarring realization that she participated in making Naruto's life hell, he forgives her for it, and she turns over a new leaf in being considerate to others, getting Sauce to open up to her and they become an item. Sakura was not happy. I won't spoil it all, but it's worth a read, even if Nart becomes an OP fuck due to lucky dice.

Oh, and they're aged-up in that quest to adults (because while writing child soldiers is interesting, they wanted adults) and so there is lewds with Hinata and Anko.
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>>2083375
except that one's on a long-ass haitus. He went on to do a pretty good Bleach quest because he got burned out on nart, but had to go for an undetermined time because of a family crisis
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>>2083380
It's still a huge amount of reading for those who want a Naruto quest fix while they wait for Wargle and Mini to get their gears cranking again. Akun has it listed as a 2-day read.
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>>2083400
>>2083375
link?
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>>2083435
https://fiction.live/stories/Useless-Ninja-Quest/yMQczj7kYLzqpreaA/home
There ya go. See you in a few days.
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>>2083448
This quest is shit. Every akun Naruto Quest is shit.

Except maybe the warring states one that isn't just Game of Thrones.
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>>2084459
Eh, different tastes I guess.
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Aww, I hoped this would run more today. Oh well.

My FemGaara dreams live on.
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>>2084944

See >>2082856
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I don't know guys, who here wants FemGaara and who wants regular Gaara?

I ain't afraid to write that pure boy love ya' here.
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>>2084952
Ah damn, missed that post. Thanks!
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>>2084960
I prefer having Gaara be our best buddy.
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>>2084960
FemGaara would add a different dimension to Temari's peacocking. She sees how well Gaara gets on with Hiki and wants to ensnare him before it's too late.
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>>2084960
Does it have to be love? Can't they just be bros?
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>>2084970
True, but then you'd have a best bro with boobs.
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>>2084979
I like the idea that they're bros regardless of gender until Shippuden. The Gaara rescue might provoke some latent feelings.

It would be funny for people to realize Gaara is a girl and then see Hiki not change his attitude at all. Temari would breathe a sigh of relief at least.
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>>2084979
No femGaara please. It's a slippery slop to anonkun.
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>>2084999
We already slid somewhat with FemMadara.

But if people don't want it it's cool. I'm definitely one of those "make all the men into women so the MC has the biggest harem ever" folks. Poly relationships are complicated and tough to manage, and more than 3 people gets super messy.
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>>2085020
Definitely not one of those*

Whoops.
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>>2084979
Nah I'm good, madara was one thing, not like she's gonna be around more than the war, I think that's the most 63 we need.
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>>2084979
>Bro Boops

Works for me
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>>2084960
Regular Garra

Only completely shit quests genderbend characters
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>>2085632
It's already happened here, if in a minor way.
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>>2084960

Unless I roll it then no. And I'm never rolling it

Besides, I'm doing it only once. I rolled r63 Madara. Now I'm going to use my rolls to powerlevel
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>>2085754
I honestly had forgotten about the Madara thing.

Still, I'm willing to tolerate that one since that character won't become relevant until way later.
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>>2084960
Keep Garra a dude. Madara being a chick is fine enough but making Garra one would just bring this quest further down the road to shitty smut territory.
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>>2084960

Male Gaara, Best Friend...

Please and thank you...
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>>2085987
>>2085859
>>2085632
So proud at all of you
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>>2084960
Why not both?
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>>2084960
Boy Love is pure love
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2084979
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>>2086035

>>>/y/ here you go
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>>2084960
Regular Gaara. Innocent brotherhood and friendship is go.

Madara being gender flipped is amusing in that it doesn't matter at all. It's a minor footnote in that the character is just fucking dangerous and strong enough they could be a purple skinned femboy for all we know and it wouldn't matter a good damn bit. It just injects a tiny bit of humor in that most people didn't know that little tidbit. Gaara being a chick would alter the dynamic of relationships and the way we interact, and I don't care for that.
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>>2084960
I don't care if he ends up with tits or not but Gaara is for broing
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Hey folks who wants to know Taka's true chakra nature?
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>2086488
as with all things /qst/ dice will decide

1. Garaa (male)
2.Garaa (female)
3. Garaa (sand)
4. Garaa male (female)
5. Garaa female (male)
6. Garaa (puppet)
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>>2086509
>trap
oh gawd
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>>2086511
and you fools though r63 Garaa was as bad as it got.
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>>2086509
What have you done anon..
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>>2086509

DELETE THIS
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>>2086509
Just no.
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>>2086509
>Garaa female (male)
Reverse trap Gaara? Huh
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>decide to check the Shinobi Quest thread
>it's still a dumpster fire of pointless arguments and obvious samefagging
Wargle deserves better.
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>>2086509
You forgot the option where he's a Fan. I swear, it's how he moves all that sand around.
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Male Gaara, please.
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>>2084960
Fem Gaara would be cool but there's kind of the problem that he's been established male already. If you'd started with Gaara being a chick it woulda been 10/10
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So yeah, we'll be havin' a session in like 16 hours. Peace.
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>>2088364
Only one more hour.
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>>2089397
Prepare your feels and your brains boys. Start the sacriface so we can have a good last week of trainning so Hiki won't job against Agon.

We need to impress our snake cake.
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>>2086509
>Reverse Trap
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I just realized it's been a while since we checked in on Taka as well. Hope he's okay.
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>>2088364
Fuck yeah!!! Hope we get to be Sinchu with Jiraya! Although i wonder what Taka is doing now.
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Uh yeah, I may have miscalculated the time guys.
So like, 2 and a half more hours till play time.
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>>2089667
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>>2086509
This doesn't make sense, what do the parentheses mean?
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>>2089675
I'm sorry.
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>>2089678
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>>2089683
Can't tell if that's at me or my joke.

I'll take it either way.
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>>2089667
You will need to put more time with snake cake then.
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>>2089677

>Female (male)
> Male (female)

I believe that one describes a male that looks like female, and the other describes a female that looks like a male. I'm not sure which means which though...
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>>2089677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
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>>2089701

>Doesn't know traps or reverse traps
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>>2089701
In this case it means garaa is a dude, who wants to dress and act like a girl.

Guess all the hand holding and physical contact got to him.
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>>2089667
Well is way pass two hours. Guess things look quite grim.
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I'd be cool with trap Garra.
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>>2089873
He said two and a half. We still have like 40 minutes before the quest dies for good.
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>>2089883

Out of here, right now
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>>2089873

It's only been an hour and 55 minutes friend...
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>>2089896
Having good taste is now forbidden here or what?
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>>2089908
So long as you know liking traps is gay, it's all good.
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>>2089903

Ellipsesnon stop being a faithless faggot

>>2089908

Good taste is fine, but so long as you know what this anon says>>2089910

Then we're finer than a frog hair as my dad would say
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>>2089896
Nah
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>>2089922
What is that from?
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>>2089928
Rock Lee Spring time of Youth episode 029
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>>2089922

Well, at least you're not ellipsesnon. So welcome aboard Trapnon
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>>2089928
Rock Lee spring time of youth. I think that's the name, a running gag seems to be dressing male Characters up as women.
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>>2089946
>>2089937
Thanks, I have a new anime to watch now.
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>>2089946
Is that...Neji?
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>>2089960
Honestly he looks more masculine there than he does in his normal outfit.
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>>2089914

> Well is way pass two hours. Guess things look quite grim.

> It's only been an hour and 55 minutes friend...

> Ellipsesnon stop being a faithless faggot

The only thing worse than being an abrasive cunt is being abrasive cunt who is also wrong...
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>>2089993

Are....you....sure....it's...not...constantly...using...pauses...and.....ellipses?...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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here, have something substantial to argue about.
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>>2090011

>Deviantart

At least the site knows who makes up most of it's visitors
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>>2090011
Yeah fuck those tiny hats.
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SORRY!

Fuck things got busier than expected.

Okay, session starting now!

>We'll be seeing how Jiraiya and Sinchu are doing on their hunt for Orochimaru.
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>>2090044

No worries Moon. Good to have you back...
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>>2090044
>I mean Kakuzu
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>>2090049
>>2090044
>for Orochimaru


I think you slipped another surprise moon.
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>>2090044

Praise be to the non-racist?[/spoiler Moonman
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>You are Sinchu
>And you are knee deep in sewage.

"This is fucking disgusting." You say, face twisted up in a frown as you walk through the shit and piss filled sewers of Konoha. "Who in their right fucking mind would ever hide down in this shit hole?"

"Someone who doesn't want to be found idiot." Jiraiya shoots back. "Most people don't wanna' be around their own shit, so why would anyone willingly go snooping around in someone else's?"

Okay that makes sense. It's sort of like a big ol' fence, only made out of shit and piss. "Fine, but why aren't we just walking on top of the sewage?"

"Chakra sensors might detect us, this guy's an S-Class Missing Nin so I wouldn't put it past him." Jiraiya frowns, stopping in his tracks while holding you back with his hand. "Heads up."

You blink, looking forward and just now noticing the thin, razor like wires crisscrossing in front of the two of you. What's more, you can just barely detect a hint of chakra running through them. "Shit, how did I miss that." You say, pissed at yourself. This is a rookie mistake if you ever saw one.

"Because you weren't paying attention." Jiraiya says, burning you like a motherfucking pro. "Gotta' decide how we're gonna' handle this. Cutting the wires might activate whatever traps he's left behind, but we wouldn't have to worry about them on our way back. Or we could just move on through them, and worry about them later."

Hmmm. "Yup, those sound like two ideas Master Jiraiya."

"Smart ass."

>What do?
>You don't have to do just those two things, if you have other ideas, throw'em out.
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>>2090086

> "They could also be for the purpose of alerting Kakuzu to interlopers. We should avoid them."
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>>2090086
>splash some shit on em so you can see them on the way back
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>>2090086

>"Could be a trip wire for some trap aorund here, but let's slap some shit on it just in case and ignore it."
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>>2090096
>>2090086
Do this
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>>2090086
Try to follow the wires with our eyes. If they are moving from behind us this is a trap to keep people from escaping something. If the trap is just some high cutting wires with the add in with the celling goubg down in case someone cuts the wires we just need to pass throught them.


Also never thought i would say this...but i wished there was a hyuuga here right now.
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>>2090086
this guy cant contort his ass around these every single time he wants to enter and leave, there has to be an easier way in

barring time space ninjutsu of course
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Okay so....splashing some shit on it so that's easier to notice wins.

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>>2090096
splat the wires with shalk dust. A good teacher is always ready and it's also super fun to flick shalk on our students foreheads.
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brb gotta' get my dad's pizza that he ordered without telling me.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2090118
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2090118

Rolling...
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2090118
NIPOU TETSU STYLE: TEACHER'S DUST!
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>>2090118
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>>2090118
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>>2090122
Ah...dads are all the same.
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>>2090132
>>2090129
>>2090128
>>2090127
>>2090124
No dice.
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>>2090118
Splashing shit on the traps, BRILLIANT idea guys
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>>2090162

Did you suggest a different plan? No?

Did you roll? Yes?

Then you have no right to complain here anon
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I'm back and-.....wow.

Okay writing.

Hey guys you know you can absorb iron right?
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>>2090205

I feel like we're being a disappointment to Jiraya
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>>2090205
Yeah, does sinchu know the justu that lets you convert earth, minerals, and other metals into iron?
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"I'm gonna' throw some shit on it." You say, scooping up a handful of the sewage in your hand as Jiraiya gives you a funny look. "Ya' know, so it's easier to spot on our way back."

"...I owuld've just suggested using some chalk powder, but if you wanna' scoop shit in your hands, fine." He says, shaking his head at you. Goddammit no!

You frown, and in your anger you just flick your hands at the wires. Most of the sewage is basically dirty piss water, but you did get a clump of something nasty when you scooped it earlier, which lands directly onto one of the wires. Just hard enough to activate it. You feel a rumble in the sewers, the walls around you beginning to crack and crumble. "Shit, run!"

You and Jiraiya zip on through the other wires, the chakra in them disappearing as the path behind you gets blocked by a cave in...a sewer in? Whatever. "Well fuck, now what?"

You feel a smack on the back of your head, and you turn around to see a frowning Jiraiya. "Now we keep moving and hope he didn't hear us." He shakes his head, mumbling about whether or not you're actually an Anbu.

"Hey, I just tried to come up with a plan alright, sure it may not have worked out-" You stop, Jiraiya jabbing you in the nose with his finger.

"No, you didn't come up with a plan, you did the first thing that came to mind instead of thinking it out. I read your profile okay?" He says, starting to get angry now. "You're good at fighting and killing, your Ninjutsu's great, but you can't fucking plan ahead long enough for the other foot to fall."

"Well...I mean..."

"Just shut up and follow me. The sooner we find this guy the sooner you can go back to half-assing everything." Jiraiay says, walking forward and leaving you to yourself.

You sigh, then catch up with him. That's not fair, you don't half-ass...everything. Do you? Before you have time to dwell on anything though, the two of you come across a large drainage room, mostly empty.

Except for the sleeping bear in the middle of it. "What the fuck?" You say, squinting your eyes at the thing. It's back is facing you, but the thing is laying down in the muck, it's chest rising up and down slowly. "What's a goddamn bear doing in the sewers?"

"Could be another trap." Jiraiya says, looking around the room carefully, then focusing his eyes on the bear. Then he grins. "Go poke it."

"What?" You hiss, trying to keep your voice down. "Why the fuck-"

"Because you fucked up things awhile ago. And because I said so." Jiraiya slaps you on the back, pushing you forward a bit closer to wards the sleeping bear. Still can't see the damn things face.

>Hehehe.
>What do?
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>>2090231
You know you could've checked the wires a little closer to see if they were iron or not.
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>>2090232

Uh. Let's not?

> Use Iron bullet jutsu to rouse the creature
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>>2090232

Anons, no more half-assing bullshit alright? Let's try and impress Sinchu's hero.

Let's throw a rock somewhere near the bear, try and lure it away if it's alive.If it doesn't move it's probably dead
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>>2090232
Use iron chains jutsu to bind the bear to the placw.

No fucking way..you really did it, you mad man!
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>>2090247
> it's chest rising up and down slowly

It's alive chaos... fair it may be dying. But for now it's still breathing
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>>2090232
Clearly there's something wrong with this bear. Use our ANBU skills to sneak up and get a better look at it, but be ready to burn it when it turns out to be a zombie bear.

>>2090247
It's breathing.
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>>2090253

Actually, I'll support this. IF IT'S BEARMARU I'M GONNA BE SUPER HAPPY

>>2090257
>>2090259

Well seems I missed that part
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>>2090253

I'll swap my support to this suggestion...
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Iron Chains Jutsu is a go.

1d100
DC 90
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2090274
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2090274
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2090274

Rolling...
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2090274
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2090274

Oh God
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2090274
Holy shit it's HIM!!
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>>2090280
That clutch. Nice job Chaos.
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>>2090280

Nice...
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>>2090280
Chaos with the clutch saves again.

Have a GMILF
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>>2090235
How could we tell what a wire's made of in an environment where we can't see, smell, or taste effectively without using Chakra? Imbecile.
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>>2090235
That was actually more just an in general question. Also, fuck I keep missing shit.
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>>2090294
You have. A power. To absorb. Iron.

If you had touched it, you would've been able to tell.
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>>2090283

I'm the Chaos God of Clutch

>>2090289

Thanks anon, appreciate it
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>>2090297
No we wouldn't have, any absorption would trigger the chakra thingy.
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>>2090303
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot you're QM'ing this quest.
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>>2090297
I blame the time it's way pass my bedtime.
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>>2090305
Touching a random wire might not be a smart idea boss. Suddenly Wind Release : Fuck You slices your hand off.
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>>2090309
Be careful or your mummy'll take away your good boy points.
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>>2090303
Well there is a jutsu to absorv chakra...just so you know. And Sinchu IS a jounin rank ninja.
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>>2090312

Please don't argue with the OP. He has the last say...
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>>2090324
Not arguing, just stating the case for why I bet most people thought touching it would be bad. Or were you planning on continuing that sentence past the ellipses?
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>>2090324
But this bring a good question how the fuck does someone see chakra without special snowflake eyes?

Since i asume most jounin can see the stuff. Or do they just reconize the jutsu being used?
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Well, you could go up and touch the giant, sleeping bear, but that seems like something an idiot would do....which is probably why Jiraiya told you to do it. Is he testing you? Probably not, but fuck it. "Iron Chains Jutsu!" You shout, holding your hands out as multiple lengths of iron chains shoot out, going right for the bear.

Surprisingly the bear actually jumps into the air, dodging your first strike, and while the site of a jumping bear is pretty cool, you don't let it distract you. You redirect the chains so that they shoot up, wrapping themselves around the struggling bear before you slam them to the ground, creating a big splash of piss water that just get everywhere. Yuck. "Got the bear." You say, smiling like a motherfucker at Jiraiya. "And you wanted me to go and touch it."

"Ssssssss!" You blink, turning your head to look back at the bear an-OH HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?! It's like some sort of weird, snake thing slithering about where the bears head should be! Fuck man! "Jiraiya!"

"Orochimaru." Jiraiya says, frowning as he walks forward. "So this is what's become of you."

"Jesus fuck man you look ugly!" You say, cringing away as Orochimaru snarls at you.

"It's all because of your little cousin and that Sand brat. THEY DID THIS TO ME!" Orochimaru screams, struggling in the chains once again. You ain't lettin' him go though, as you hold him tight. "Rrrrawrgh!

"Hold him tight, I'm gonna' try and seal his Chakra real quick." Jiraiya says, walking forward. Orochimaru tries to snap at him with his giant mouth, but Jiraiya just slaps him away with a palm, like a true boss. God he's so cool. "Five Fingered Palm of Sealing!" He shouts, each of his fingers glowing red hot with chakra flames.

Then, out of the corner of your eye, you see a blur of movement, heading right to wards Jiraiya.

>Oh shit what do?!
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>>2090316
Nah it will be worst she won't let me sleep in her bed, only if i'm a good boy i can sleep in the same bed with her.
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>>2090305
That's more like it.

>>2090280
You capture the bear, who is in fact an Orochimaru!

"The jig is up, Orochimaru!" Jiraiya says as he does an awesome seal on the ground.

"Raaaah, I would've gotten away with it too, hadn't it been for Sinchu!" the downed, furry Sannin hisses.

In response to that, you pat yourself on the back humbly. "Well, I am pretty great."

"Indeed," Jiraiya says before he activates the seal with a single hand sign. Suddenly, Orochimaru is being sucked into the seal!

"CUUUUURRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEESSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss..." the snake-bear-man roars, now completely trapped within the seal, no more.

Once you and Jiraiya step out of the sewers, you find the Hokage and several jounin and elders awaiting you. "Sinchu, we are in your debt. I can think of no higher honor to grant you than to dub you my successor."

Before the Third can give you his hat, you hold up a hand, cutting him off. "Oh no, sir, I prefer doing things my own way. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some future chunins to go train."

>KONOHA CLAN QUEST END
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>>2090336
>"Iron mouth blood bullet jutsu... thing!"
Shoot a bit of iron out of our mouth to get whatever it is to stop.
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>>2090346
I love it.
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>>2090336

Hey Moon, I'm assuming we need all of our concentration to maintain the jutsu holding Orochimaru. So our choices here are release the jutsu and intercept the attack(?), or verbally warn Jiraiya. Is this accurate?
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>>2090353
Pretty much.
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>>2090336
Shit we can't make another jutsu or else we will break the chain. And it can be just a genjutsu.

Scream to Jiraya saying we saw something.
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>>2090336

BEARMARU, YOU DID IT. MOON YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN. Well we better warn Jiraya, because I'M NOT GOING TO LET BEARMARU GO FREE

>>2090346

15/11 Would play this quest again

Question Moon, for thematic purposes do you imagine Sinchu sounding like Vic Mignognia doing Edward Elric?
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>>2090349
Anon if we use another jutsu we won't be able to control the chain and keep Orochimaru in place.
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>>2090371
I feel my joke is more important than technicalities like that.
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>>2090371
It's time to use the Tetsugan.
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>>2090356

> Warn Jiraiya
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>>2090380
Warn Jiraiya wins.

1d100
DC 70
>>2090365
Eh, I prefer JYB to be honest. But ya'll go for what you want.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2090384
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2090384

Rolling...
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2090384

Rollan

I prefer Todd Haberkorn myself, but still. You have excellent taste
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>>2090384
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>>2090384
I call the power of boobs to help our two pervert ninjas!
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Hey ya'll passed. Congrats!

Writing.
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"ENEMY ON YOUR FIVE!" You shout, keeping the chains nice and tight. You watch as Jiraiya ducks the new guys attack before spinning on his heel and slamming his free hand into the punks stomach. The guy goes flying into the wall, putting a big dent into it, before falling to the sewer waters below.

"Thanks for the heads up." Jiraiya says, standing back up again as he stares at Orochimaru's struggling body. "Friend of yours?"

"Ddddammit!" Orochimaru screams, trying to lash out in any way he can. But it's no use, these chains are directly connected to you, so they're as strong as you need them to be, provided you got the chakra that is.

"Enough talking." Jiraiya lets out a yell as he slams his palm against Orochimaru's face, using the sealing technique to burn in the seal directly. Orochimaru wriggles a bit, but then goes still and collapses against the water, breathing heavily now. "Now, I've got some questions that you're gonna' answer."

"Nnnngh." You watch as the mystery guy stands up, and you now got the chance to get a good look at him. He's wearing a cloak and he's got an Anbu mask on, which worries you. "Orochimaru-Sama." He groans, holding his hand out and creating a chakra scalpel on it. Whoa, guy's talented that's for sure. "Hold still, I'll get you out of there."

"Don't even think about it." Jiraiya says, glaring at him. "You lost your only chance when you failed to get the drop on me. Give up or I'll kick your ass so bad you'll be leakin' chakra outta' holes you didn't even know you had."

Wow, such a bad ass.

"Heh," The guys laughs, though it sounds painful. "If you think I came here alone then you're stupider than you look. NOW!" He shouts, rushing forward as you hear the sound of footsteps coming from behind you.

>What do?!
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>>2090417

Alright, so Orochimaru can bearly do anything right now with Jiraya hitting him with the sealing jutsu right?
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>>2090417
Iron up and take it, whatever it is. Priority one is keeping bearmaru captive.
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>>2090417
Use the Iron Witches to block it.
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>>2090417

> Create two Iron clones, one to watch Jiraiya's back and one to watch yours

> Locate the incoming assailants
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>>2090427
That you know of.
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>>2090434

I think only Hiki can do that. It was a special technique taught to him by Tesshin...
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>>2090417
For some reason, I've got the sinking feeling that this is a genjutsu. Summon an Iron Clone to watch our back in case it's real, and use Genjutsu Release to get rid of any Genjutsu on us.
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>>2090417
Well now Orochimaru is without chakra but he can still escape using his snake like body so the solution would be to duck under the attack and use leaf whirlwind with tekotsu to kick the guy away from us as we keep the chain seal
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>>2090439

Alright, as a just in case let's make three iron clones and have them plus Sinchu Prime tekkotsu up. Have one backing up Jiraya, two backing up Sinchu

>>2090447

It probably isn't genjutsu
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Okay so it's tied up with

>Create a Clone
>Tekkotsu

Need some tie breakers.
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>>2090450

It could be the Sound four...
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>>2090457
Not that far off Anon.
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>>2090455

Could we combine these suggestions together?
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>>2090455

Can both be done? If not

>Create a Clone

>>2090457

Or it could be Kabuto's ZANBU considering he's here now
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>>2090457
Or one of the sand ninjas IF they are allied with Orochimaru.
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>>2090455
>>Tekkotsu
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>>2090462
You can. Like what though? Iron Clones? Tekkotsu and then Clone?

I assume you guys want physical Clones yeah?
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>>2090468

Clones then Tekkotsu
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>>2090468
I don't i just want to Tekkotsu and kick the guy with a iron leaf gale.
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>>2090478

Support...

...

> I assume you guys want physical Clones yeah?

Yes please...
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>>2090461
It's terminal bone man.

>>2090485
>Shin Status: Destroyed
I'll back this.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Right then, another tie.

I'm rolling for it.
(1)>>2090478
(2)>>2090485
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Mmmkay then, this is a bit of an easier thing to do than doing Clones and then Tekkotsu.

So.

2d100
First DC 65
Second DC 80
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>>2090496

Goddamn it, I WAS LOOKING TO DISTRACT THE FUCKER FIGHTING JIRAYA
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Rolled 3, 62 = 65 (2d100)

>>2090500

Rolling...
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Rolled 86, 67 = 153 (2d100)

>>2090500
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Rolled 29, 57 = 86 (2d100)

>>2090500

No wiat, don't mind what I said before. Rollan
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Rolled 14, 12 = 26 (2d100)

>>2090500
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Rolled 53, 55 = 108 (2d100)

>>2090500
Rollie!
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>>2090505
>>2090506
>>2090507
>>2090509
>>2090519
Well...you passed the first one.

Writing.
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>>2090509

That roll is...is just painful

>>2090520

It's not gonna be that bad right? R-Right?
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>>2090525
We passed the defense roll, so not that bad.
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>>2090506
Oh come on dice! If it was the inverted way...dam!
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>>2090528

You mean the clones right? Then again they're good for defense, so that's somewhat true
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>>2090539
The Tekkotsu then Leaf Gale won.

>>2090496
>>2090485
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>>2090541

>Leaf Hurricane

FTFY, anyway. Alright then, good thing we got good 'ol Tekkotsu up
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>>2090546
And we still have Orochimaru chained. Can take our eyes out of that snake.
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>>2090546
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Leaf_Gale

Also pretty sure what you're thinking of is the Leaf Whirlwind.
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>>2090552

Right right. Point is, there's taijutsu names that combine Leaf and some kind of wind related thing
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"Shit!" You let go of the chains and Tekkotsu your whole body as you whip around. You see some little twerp with a...is that a cow pattern scarf? The fuck kinda' idiot where shit like that? Whatever, he sticks his hands out, and power sound blasts come spewing out of the holes in his palms. But you were ready for that shit. You duck, moving under the attack and begin spinning, nailing the little shit right in the stomach with a Leaf Whirlwind! It only brings you a small, sliver of satisfaction as you watch him go flying backwards into the darkness of the sewers, and hear the pleasing sound of his ass hitting the piss water. "Dork." You say, grinning. Then you look up, just now noticing the second person. It's some girl about the same age as the last guy, with hair that you feel is way too long to be comfortable. She tosses two senbon at you, and you do the coolest goddamn thing ever and catch them in your mouth.

...and then fall over as you feel a ringing sensation travel through your body. "Awww fuc-" You crash underneath the piss and shit water, internally screaming as some of it gets in your mouth. You feel the girl land on top of you, her foot slamming against your throat in the water and pinning you down even further. Shit, she must be using a Genjutsu, cause there ain't no fucking way you let a little girl get the better of you for a second time....god you hope nobody can read your thoughts. You can hear yelling, and the water ripples a bit as an attack goes off over head. Whatever's happening, you need to get in there and help. That and you're drowning in piss water.

You clench your teeth, cracking the senbon in your mouth before bursting out the water, surprising the girl long enough for you to back hand her with an Iron Pimp Slap. Susumu would be proud. "Pffffft!" You spit out what nasty shit you can from your mouth, but you know you're gonna' need a whole tub of toothpaste before you can get this taste out. You turn and see Jiraiya doing battle with the cloaked figure and Orochimaru, the later seems unable to use Jutsu, but he's still a fucking giant bear with a snake head, so Jiraiya's gotta' be careful there.

You turn your head and notice the half-pints are getting back up for round two, the boy with the holes in his hand rushing to wards you while the girl runs along the top of the wall. Hmmm, what to do?

>What do?
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>>2090552
Oh shit sorry anon, I thought you meant Leaf Whirlwind. Fuck my bad.
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>>2090564
I'm not the one that had the write in.
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>>2090563
Summon narci to deal with the small fry, re chain Orochimaru

You forgot we had a summon?
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>>2090563

RIP OFF GUNDAM BOY'S ARMS, and then knock out Kin

>>2090564

Same jutsu, different name. It's fine
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>>2090575
Glad somebody remembered her.
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>>2090563
Take out the two kids quick.
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>>2090575

Actually, what'd be stronger for binding Orochimaru? Narci's webs? Or the chains?
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>>2090575
>as if we couldn't off these genin faster than itd take a summoning
But then again, we could use the help after, so I'll support this.
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>>2090584
>>2090577
Stop fighting losers! Restrain the Sannin-Bear before he gets away.

This is EXACTLY the type of terrain a spider summon excels in. Narrow corridors fucking everywhere.
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>>2090575
This sounds good enough
>>2090585
Porque no los dos?
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>>2090563
>>2090575
I'll back this.

>>2090577
>Same jutsu, different name. It's fine
Kicks and trips, totally the same.
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>>2090563
Well time for iron clone Jutsu and sunshin to help Jirayia with Orochimaru and Kabuto.
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>>2090575

Support...
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>>2090585
Probably the chains, they held him while he had working chakra, so we KNOW they work.
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Haha. Summoning Nerscy wins. Get ready for Sewer Spiders.

1d100
DC 45.

Show these brats what's up.
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>>2090585
I think narcy's web since Orochimaru could slither away from the chain but the sticky webs would put him in place.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2090599
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>2090590

>Not wanting to spill blood in the name of Khorne

For shame anon, for shame

>>2090592

Are you talking about shoes? If you are, where the fuck have you heard shoes called trips? Because I haven't

>>2090599

SUMMON
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>>2090599
>It was at this moment they knew, they fucked up.
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>>2090585
Honestly it doesn't matter, we could use both at the same time for extra imprisonment.
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>>2090599
Still think place is way to small for Nercy.
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>>2090605
No, trips. As in tripping someone. That's what the Leaf Gale does.
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>>2090599
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2090599
Nerscy driver form when?
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YA'LL PASSED!

Writing.
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>>2090613

I feel ready to commit seppuku now
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>>2090620
Maybe drink less or have mummy proofread your posts. She might even give you some Good Boy Points!
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Also did you guys started to notuce that Sunchu only gets screwed, caught with guard low by genin kunoichi?

I guess women from all ages are his weakness.
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>>2090610
A giant bear fit in here.
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>>2090623
New Sinchu perk: -5 to all rolls involving women.
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>>2090626
Point. For some reason i thought Nercy was bigger then the bear. Must be her lady hips.
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>>2090622

I'm neither British nor am I Ozymandias anon
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Hmmm. Yeah time to bring in some back up. You jump over the little fucker with the holes in his arms before dunking his head into the water, let him get a taste of that shit and see how fun it is. Then you toss a kunai at the wall running girl. She dodges it and jumps down after you, but you weren't aiming to hit her directly anyways. The kunai catches against her hair and embeds itself into the wall, catching her mid jump and leaving her hanging in the air. "Whoosh!" You say, smiling to yourself as you bring out Nerscy's summoning scroll and summon her up right away. The kid who you're currently drowning is struggling a bit. Oh well, fucker should've have hung out with creepy old men.

Nerscy pops out in a cloud of smoke, her giant ass body taking up a bit of the room here as she looks around. "Ahhh! Sinchu why does it smell so bad here?!" She says, covering her non-existent nose with her two front arms. "It smells like poopoo!"

You roll your eyes, reaching down and bringing the little cow scarf fucker back up to the surface before smacking him in the neck and knocking him out. "Okay so, see that bear over there with the snake for a head?"

"Eeeep!" Nerscy squeals, covering her eyes now.

"Yeah, go help Jiraiya fight that thing would ya'?"

"O-okay!" She says, saluting you before scurrying forward. Nerscy tackles Orochimaru with her body, pinning him against the wall with her legs before starting to cover him with her webbing. Good girl.

Jiraiya, now that he doesn't have to worry about Orochimaru for the moment, makes quick work of the cloaked guy again by turning his hair into porcupine needles and shooting them forward. The guy in the cloak takes a direct hit, some of them even coming out of the other side, before he's pinned to the wall, motionless.

You look around, noticing that Orochimaru's tied up, the cloaked guy's probably dead, and the two little shits are under control.

So...yeah you won. "Nice job everybody." You say, smiling. You drag the knocked out fuckers body over with you to the cloaked one's, frowning a bit as you look him over. You recognize that Anbu mask, and but the moves this guy used weren't ones you were familiar with. Hmm.

>You wanna' take his mask off?
>If not what else?
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>>2090643

>Sinchu has now captured Orochimaru and the other two Sound genin

He's got a knack for capturing people it seems. Anyways, time to take off the mask
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>>2090643
>fucker should've have hung out with creepy old men

Tell Jiraiya we're talking the guy's mask off, and be ready for him to not be dead. Because they never just die.

Also since he knew the chakra scalpel he might also know medical jutsu that's keeping him alive.
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>>2090643
Crack the mask in half with an Iron Bullet. Don't want to go near him for some bullshit surprise attack. Plus it would look badass.
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>>2090643
Convert the sewer l around him into iron and manipulate it around his body to keep his movement sealed, don't need any bullshit tricks being sprung if we unmask him.
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>>2090643


>>2090653
This. They never just die or get knocked out.
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>>2090654
>>2090653

Supporting a combination of these...
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>>2090656
The sewer's made of stone man.

Unless you're talking about the water...which makes even less sense.
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>>2090643
Punch his face mask with our kotetsu fist. But no leave him pinned there it's not wise to leave ourselfs open. First bind the two brats with some rope or chain.

Also point out to Jiraya that there must be more then these loosers here walking around.
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>>2090643
tekkotsu up some spider weave wires and cocoon the anbu wannabe
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>>2090653
It's a mud clone. Or some kind of replacement body.
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>>2090664
So can we not convert earth to metal then? Because I asked and you never said yes or no. If sinchu doesn't have that justu then just use the stone as is because he should have earth release anyway because of his iron kekkai genkai.
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>>2090667
Maybe have Nercy or another smaller spider summon set up some spider silk trip wires in the sewer to warn of someone coming.
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>>2090643
Take off the mask
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Takin' off the mask wins as well as warning Jiraiya about it.

1d100
DC 99
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>>2090683
>99
Wut
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2090683
holy fuck
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>2090683

Rolling...
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>>2090670
better yet hit him with two paralysis jutsu before hand
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>2090683

>99

You shitting me?
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>>2090683
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>>2090683
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Fail.

Guess ya'll should've been more careful with the trap earlier, huh?
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Wait shit, I think we're fucking with Ninja!Bane or something.

We've been played like a fiddle.
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>>2090698

Do you just have a kink for Sinchu's suffering?
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>>2090701
Come on Chaos it was a obvious trap. Besides a clone with a explosive tag attached to it isn't a new strategy.
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>>2090683
>>2090698
Anybody else remember when we thought Taka was going to have the saddest life in the quest
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>>2090711

OH AND DID YOU FIGURE THIS OUT BEFORE OR AFTER MOON SAID IT YOU FUCKING REINCARNATION OF SHERLOCK HOLMES YOU?
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>>2090711

People did offer safer options. Using summons to remove the mask, or doing it from range with a jutsu. The vote just didn't go that way unfortunately...

Besides from what Moon said, it sounds as if this trap is related to the trap we encountered earlier. So I'm going to guess it is another falling ceiling trap, as opposed to a explosive tag....
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"Jiraiaya, I'm taking off this one's mask okay?" You say, stepping forward a bit and examining the corpse in front of you. You don't hear a heartbeat, which usually means they're dead, still you didn't think you'd see a bear with a snake head today either, so who knows what to make of this world anymore.

"Fine, I'm gonna' make sure Orochimaru's tied up a bit more, but be careful. He might've booby trapped himself." Jiraiya tells you as he begins to do another seal on Orochimaru.

You nod, reaching your hand out and carefully removing the mask off of this guys to reveal...the face of the kid you're holding? "What the...?" You look down, and your eyes meet face to face with some white haired fucker wearing glasses, who's grinning right up as you.

"Surprise." He thrusts his hand out like a blade, striking against your side before chakra envelops his hand, creating a chakra scalpel that pierces you and comes out of the other side. You cry out in pain as you let go of him, falling to your knees as you clutch at your side.

The glasses fuck stands up, adjusting his glasses a bit before smirking down at you. "Probably wondering what happened here, huh?"

"FUCK YOU!" You shout, swiping at him only for him to leap backwards over to where the hanging girl is...no wait, she's different now. The young girl's body twists and morphs until it resembles Orochimaru, and he too is smirking at you. "JIRAIYA!" You call out but turn to see that he's the one who's been tied up by Nerscy this whole time. You look at your Master and Spider's eyes, noticing that they're glazed over. Oh shit. "Genjutsu." You say, shocked.

"Correct." Orochimaru says, hand on his side as he steps forward, looking over Jiraiya's dull face before walking over to you. "And to think Kabuto here was worried about you."

"It's not my fault my expectations were so high sir." Kabuto says, smirking. "After I heard he'd captured one of the Akatsuki I had assumed his skills were something to be weary of." He adjusts those goddamn glasses again. "Looks like I was mistaken."
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Orochimaru bends down, cupping your chin in his hands as he grins down at you. "Your clan comes with so many interesting shinobi, regardless of whether they use their heads or not." You growl at him, then notice out of the corner of your eye Jiraiya's left hand start to twitch, then his right eye becomes more focused, and he stares right at you. He's breaking out of the Genjutsu. "You know, I had my eyes set on that little cousin of yours."

"You fuckin' touch him and I'll-" He squeezes your throat, silencing you in the process.

"He's lucky I had other candidates to go after, or else I would've been forced to get serious with him and his Sand friend in the forest." Orochimaru licks his lips, that freaky long tongue stretching out a bit and touching you on the forehead. "But you on the other hand, you're right here for the taking, and it's not like you don't possess some very talented skills that I could very much use."

"A little older than you're used to though, isn't he sir?" Kabuto says, smiling a bit as Orochimaru frowns back at him. "Just an observation."

"Watch your tone around me Kabuto." Orochimaru says, gripping your throat even tighter. Jiraiya's other eye becomes focused down, and he's pointedly staring at you right now. You've got to buy him time, right now he's the only one who's got a chance of getting you all out of this situation.

"H-how" You manage to squeeze out, getting their attention again.

Kabuto smiles. "The trap earlier. It didn't just cause a cave in, it released a subtle toxin into the air that affected your senses. We've been testing it on Anbu agents for a while now, so it's no surprise you didn't notice its effects." He walks over to the corpse of the kid pinned to the wall, adjusting his face to look over a bit. "Not to mention we had some extra help lying around. A simple reanimation jutsu and it was easy tricking you."

>What do?
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>>2090724
Yes, as well as multiple others. Majority voted for the obvious trap anyway.
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>>2090750
Keep him talking. Villains love jerking themselves off in victory, and we need to buy time for Jiraiya. Sinchu is amazing at bantz, he should be able to keep Orochimaru's anger and focus on him.
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>>2090741
>using meta knowledge as cover for a genjutsu
Not gonna lie, that's really cheap.


>>2090750
>Reanimation jutsu? Bullshit, I bet Hashirama couldn't even do that.
Stroking their ego seems to work well.
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>>2090750

Alright let's use maximum force for shitting on Snek and Glasses

>>2090757

Well it's over in done now, so let's focus on this bullshit here and now
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>>2090750

> Appeal to Orochimaru's ego. He's the main threat here. If we can trick him into going on a villainous monologue we might be able to buy Jiraiya the time he needs to get free
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>>2090768
What meta knowledge?
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Alright then, bantz mode it is.

1d100
DC 15
Crit 90+
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>>2090777
The Bearmaru. It kept everyone from thinking about the trap that had just gone off.

Though reading it back I don't think there was any hint something was fuckey so I'm wrong since it didn't change anything.
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>>2090797

Rolling...
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>2090797
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>>2090797
Of course
>>2090803
Bretty good elipsenon
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>>2090803
You win a cookie.
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>>2090800
The Bearmaru thing happened because it was a fun way of having ya'll be under a Genjutsu without it being let on too much. Sinchu knows that Hiki decapitated a bear in the forest, he knows that Orochimaru was running around, and he knows how freaky that guy is. So Bearmaru was weird, but plausible in your minds.

Plus it was fun.
>>2090803
Well holy fuck just let me get the menu's for Orochimaru's "Let me tell you my plans" buffet.
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>>2090797
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>>2090811
Oh shit, the crit made him monologue didn't it? Like a goddamn Shonen Villain.
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>>2090803

Huh, nicely done Ellipsesnon. Maybe you're not worthless after all
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One more roll please.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2090823

Have mine
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Alright, you got Orochimaru to monologue.

Writing.
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Fuuuuuuck. Okay, time to bring out the bantz. "Whatever it is you're plannin', it ain't gonna' work man." You try to struggle against his grasp, but a white snake seems to come out of...well you're not sure where, but it quickly wraps itself around your body to keep your still. "The Third's gonna' find out, and he's gonna' kick your scaled ass!"

"Hohohoho!" Orochimaru laughs, throwing his head back as he does. Weirdo. "The Third doesn't have the slightest idea what I have in store for him, or the types of allies I've managed to gather in order to help me with my plan."

"Allies? Pfff." You blow a raspberry, which seems to irritate Orochimaru. Good, you're awesome at irritating people. "What, did you manage to revive the previous Hokage's or something? Cause unless you got, I don't know, an entire Village in that stupid purple bow of yours, you don't stand a chance."

"What I have would be enough to leave you shaking in your boots." He says, hissing at you. The fuck is with this guy and snakes?

"Sir, perhaps it'd be a good idea not to go on about the plan?" Kabuto says, and gets a slap in the face for his troubles.

"Quiet! This fool wants to know what's going to happen to his Village after he dies, then I'll tell him." He turns back to you, grinning again. "I've been gathering allies for quite a while now, all in preparation to finally destroy this wretched Village. And thanks to that little cousin Hiki of yours, I actually managed to pull in some even more unexpected help." He grins as he sees the confused look on your face. "He recently killed a member of a mercenary group on the border, and the others are more than willing to join with me in order to exact revenge."

Fuck. "Doesn't matter, we'll still stop you." You growl, the snake tightening itself even more on your body. Even with iron covering it, you still need to breath, and with each restriction it's getting harder and harder to do so.

"I doubt that." Orochimaru says, standing up as he brings out a Kunai. "Goodbye Sinchu, try not to think of how things could've been."

"FIREBALL JUTSU!" You all turn to see a giant fireball come hurtling to wards you. Kabuto grabs Orochimaru to move, but the two of them still get burned a bit from the blast. The giant supernova gets to you, burning away the snake. Luckily your iron body protects you from the worst of it. You take deep breaths, standing up as you look around. Jiraiya steps in front of you, frowning as Kabuto and Orochimaru retreat away. "Kid, you okay?"

"HOLY SHIT!" You shout, standing up and trying to balance yourself. "That was....holy fuck that was crazy!" You watch was Nerscy blinks, looking around in a confused manner before she rushes over to you. You give her a hug. "Jiraiya, did ya' hear what he said?"

He nods. "Yeah, and if he's telling the truth then things are about to get a whole lot more complicated."

>END
>Hope ya'll had fun
>Any questions?
>Next play time will be Friday, 8:30 CST
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>>2090846

> How tilted is Orochimaru right now?
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>>2090851
Very. The Tetsu clan are slowly starting to become a major nuisance to him.
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>>2090846
So what happened to Nerscy? Did Sinchu even summon her?
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>>2090861
...please read the second to last line of text before the greentext.
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>>2090846
So, Jiraiya sealed the snek, right? That's not gonna be easy to undo, so we have a bit of time before he attacks. Egomaniac like that will want to participate personally.
On the docket for Sinchu: Inform the Third, get deep-cleaned, and get back to those kids. We gotta get them prepared to not die very soon.
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>>2090861
Oops, missed that second to last line. But what happened to her? Did she just get knocked out or something?
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>>2090869
Wait, that was genjutsu, so nevermind. It'll be soon. Double-time that docket.
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>>2090846

>Scorpion, Noob Saibot and Sub-Zero are helping Orochimaru

Well...shit. That's not got. You did pretty good there Moon

>Any questions?

So did Sinchu getting Snek to monologue about his plans cause Kabuto to lose his smugness?

What does Jiraya really think of Sinchu? Because I worry Sinchu's hero may not like him

What would a 100 have gotten us?

Have another favorite villain besides Kabuto and why's that?
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>>2090868
Wait, Nerscy wasn't here to get Genjutsu'd.
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>>2091040
Uuuggggghhhh, another one of Moon's inconsistencies.
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>>2091040
So either Sinchu told Nercy to tie up Pervey Master while under the genjutsu and she just went with it, or Moon is the conductor of yet another quest train.

Choo choo
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>>2091040
>>2091054
>"The trap earlier. It didn't just cause a cave in, it released a subtle toxin into the air that affected your senses. We've been testing it on Anbu agents for a while now, so it's no surprise you didn't notice its effects."

Toxin in the air.
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>>2091099
>"Okay so, see that bear over there with the snake for a head?"
>"Eeeep!" Nerscy squeals, covering her eyes now.
>"Yeah, go help Jiraiya fight that thing would ya'?"

Did the poison spread to spider land too?
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Now wait one cotton-picking minute. If we were under the effects of a genjutsu then it could only have been sinchu and jiraiya.

the second we summoned nerscy she would have been expemted from the genjutsu and could have clued us in
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>>2091104
>>2091107

Toxin is IN. THE. AIR.

WHERE did Nerscy get summoned to? With you guys right? Where are you? The Sewers. What's in the air in the sewers right now? The Toxin.

And before anyone tries to be a smart ass, yes, Orochimaru and his little gang are immune because they've built up an immunity. That's villain tactics 101.

Guys I'm trying not to get mad over this but ya'll are nitpicking something that kinda' makes me think you just skipped over some parts of the post without reading it all the way through.
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>>2091099
spiders dont breathe in the same way mammals do.

also, hallucinogenic toxins would be unlikely to affect both soecies the sane way.

just tell is its ninja magic
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>>2091112
So Oreo created a toxin that makes Oreo look like Super Perv and makes Super Perv look like Snake Bear Man?
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>>2091117
He did dude. They used ninja magic. Genjutsu is ninja magic, and they specify that.
Listen, I'm all for calling people out, but that one is obvious.
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>>2091123
>Toxin affects senses
>Makes it easier for Genjutsu to work.
>Orochimaru literally just used a Genjutsu that made Hiki think some people were different people.
>It's that easy.
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>>2091126
I mean Sinchu

Fuck I can't type write now.
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>>2091126
wait does that mean that we shoved Kabuto face first into sewage?
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>>2091132
Yes.
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>>2091127
Did hiki get his sweet chunin vest?


What does Jiraya think of sinchu?

Is iron convertion a jutsu or are you not into it?
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>>2091135
i ts a small victory, but Ill take it
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>>2091136
>Not yet
>Ehhhhh. He does stupid things. His biggest gripe is that you don't actually try to improve.
>No. You guys would abuse the fuck out of that.
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>>2091126
How can he do any jutsu with only his bear hands?
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>>2091158
When will you run again?
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>>2091112
We long passed the area where the toxin was released, and Nerscy hasn't been in any toxin nearly as long. Orochimaru is also handless at the moment unless he can do handsigns with bear paws.
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>>2091066
Perhaps she thinks Jiraiya looks like a snake-bear-man?
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>>2091205
>bear paws
I can't tell if you're serious of if this is the most low effort baiting I've ever seen. Or if you're pretending to be retarded, which makes you actually retarded.
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>>2091112
A "subtle" toxin implies that only a bit of it was released with the cave-in for us to inhale, not enough to fill an entire area in case any new combatants arrive at the scene.
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>>2091212
Well, they can get salmon pretty good, but I haven't seen a bear work a doorknob yet.
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>>2091126
Nerscy wasn't there to get genjutsu'd, so with Sinchu telling her that she was to fight a snake-bear-man thing when he pointed at Jiraiya she should've figured something was up and dispelled the genjutsu on Sinchu.
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>>2091216
I'll just go ahead and say it, on the off chance you're not baiting. There is no Bearmaru. The genjutsu made Jiraiya look like Bearmaru. It was fake, a scam. An elaborate ruse.
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>>2091220
>>2091218
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>>2091216
To be fair they use their mouths to catch salmon. So tongue-seal jutsu's then?
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>>2091173
Bearmaru was part of the illusion.
>>2091183
Friday at 8:00 pm cst
>>2091218
I'm getting tired of this man. Just stop. Stop. What does this do for you? You get to shitpost for a few hours and then laugh quietly to yourself about how you tried to ruin a thread? It's already at the bump limit, this doesn't do anything. Stop.
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>>2091299
Ruin a thread? Me? You're the one ruining it with poor storytelling and inconsistent rulings.
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>>2091299
Dam only Friday? Okay i guess. Will you make a new thread or continue on this one?
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So is no one gonna comment on how super compromised the Anbu are? Oreo said it himself that he was dosing Anbu with this stuff.
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>>2091214
No it doesn't, it implies it's hard to see or notice
>>2091218
All sinchu told her to do was help Jiraya, he never said anything about a bear.
>>2092000
No see, you're ruining it with assumptions, lack of actual participations, and trying to come off as smart with what you perceive are contradictions when in reality you just come off as either not having read it right, or clearly just not being able to understand it. On top of that you feel the need to fill the up the board with multiple small posts instead of just asking with one long post.
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>>2092087
I'm sure ya'll will wanna' get to that next session.

Or maybe just chase after Orochimaru, who knows.
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>>2092182
>All sinchu told her to do was help Jiraya, he never said anything about a bear.

>You roll your eyes, reaching down and bringing the little cow scarf fucker back up to the surface before smacking him in the neck and knocking him out. "Okay so, see that bear over there with the snake for a head?"
>"Eeeep!" Nerscy squeals, covering her eyes now.
>"Yeah, go help Jiraiya fight that thing would ya'?"

>when in reality you just come off as either not having read it right,
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I mean. I can admit that this session was a bit on the tracks since, well, plot and shit needs to get shoved in there sometime, but it honestly feels like this one guy just skims what I post and then tries to say there's inconsistencies.
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>>2091132
But we also knocked that guy out, so how is Kabuto getting the chance to laugh at us later on?
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>>2093382
>fight that thing
>thing
Like possibly the creepy pale snake man?
Way to make yourself look like a bigger ass each post anon
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>>2093744
>"Okay so, see that bear over there with the snake for a head?"
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>>2093794
So the genjutsu?
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>>2093811
When did she get genjutsu'd?
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>>2093942
Depending on the genjutsu, you don't need to specifically target someone, you can make it an area of effect. It's even possible to altar reality if you're skilled enough. Genjustu is one of thrle weirdest aspects of naruto just because of just much versatile and worldbreaking it can be if you're a high level user.
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>>2094774
Did they use a genjutsu that works on ninken spiders, accounting for the chakra flow through the brain and different sensory systems? On top of that, one for frogs as well?
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>>2095030
Well, I guess that's what you're getting into when you fight Orochimaru.
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>>2095030
That's a fundamentally dumb question anon, this is naruto. Those have never been factors, genjutsu is perception changing/reality altering ninja magic, animal biology/different chakra points have never been an established factor of genjutsu. Any getsu can work on any person as long as it hits and isn't broken.
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>>2095140
Proven wrong, there are sensory type ninja and ninken that are more observant than others.
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>>2095185
And? There are sensory type ninjas that can break genjutsu, human and animal, some animals might have an easier time but it isn't an automatic cancel/immunity, so that doesn't prove anything wrong. Plus sensory jutsu is a form of genjutsu, so you still have to be a proficient gen user to use it. You're just assuming she'd be capable to break it, but how do you know she's even any good at it, especially against an s rank opponent like orochimaru.
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>>2095199
She has three extra pairs of eyes, that makes her four times as discerning as a human.
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>>2096313
That's stupid and completely ignores the fact that most spiders have terrible eyesight. Quantity doesn't beat quality in this case.
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Hey guys, heads up, we'll be starting a new thread and a new session in like, an hour. Get ready.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
Also thread is archived.
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>>2096329
So how could she see anything like a genjutsu if she has poor eyesight?
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>>2096575
Because you touch yourself at night.
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>>2096575
Orochimaru's friends with the DM. He can make anything do whatever he wants. Like that guy from the Ballad of Edgardo with shadow powers that could control people because inner darkness bullshit.

tl;dr Orochimaru's hacking, pls report
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>>2096575
>she would be able to see through the genjutsu because she has more eyes and therefore better senses
"But she'd have super bad eyesight"
>then how'd she get hit by the genjustu?
Because poor eyesight doesn't mean she has no eyesight, and would be just as susceptible as a regular person. In fact, as a spider she's probably super weaker than most to vision based jutsu because her eyes are so bad so she can't see through genjutsu unless they're just that bad, which we can safely assume wouldn't be the case for a grnjutsu made by Orochimaru of all people Way to flip flop like a champ anon.
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>>2096628
So if Spiders detect movements based on vibrations and smell with their hair, she would've been able to tell there wasn't any bearsnakeman around where we were pointing.
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>>2096553
>Posted over an hour ago
Quest ded RIP Moon Naruto QM curse inside job.
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>>2096740
No she wouldn't because it was a vision based genjutsu that made him look different,what would have vibrations have done? That doesn't even make sense. What, did you google spiders and just lick their strongest sense out to try to salvage your point? At least think about how that would work, when they use vibrations in conjuction with their webbing to find their prey's location. It's not echovision, she can't tell the exact shape or detail being wrong, just that he's there, add the fact her weak eyesight would make her susceptible to visionary genjutsu and it's easy to see how she got hit.
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>>2096763
She shot her web at him, sensing that what she had wrapped was not in fact bearsnakeman shaped would clue her in and make her go, "Wait a minute, I think this might be a trick."
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No thread tonight. I'm bleeding..
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>>2096799
From where?
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>>2096799

> No thread tonight.

Alright...

...

> I'm bleeding..

Uh. Are you going to be okay?
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>>2096799
C'mon man, don't let this genjutsu bullshit get to you.
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>>2096799
Always knew you were a girl Moon.
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>>2096771
>sensing that what she had wrapped was not in fact bearsnakeman
Again, not how spider senses work, and she'd be in the genjutsu at that point anyway, you can't just feel it away. It really seems like you really don't get how spiders work.
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>>2096799
One little, pitiful shitstorm like this is nothing to be upset about, tho if you are bleeding, i hope you fix that
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>>2096799
Stop touching yourself at night moons
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>>2096799
>No thread tonight. I'm bleeding..
literally fucking what?
did you rip something? are you a grill?
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Not a girl. I bleed from my ass like a man.


I may have overworked myself today because as soon as I got done typing up that there'd be a thread tonight I went to take a shower and apparently my underwear was caked to my ass with blood.

Glad I was wearing my dark jeans today.

So yeah, we'll try and have that thread I promised in like....13 hours.
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>>2098070
Blood doesn't usually come from there Moon, and when it does it REALLY shouldn't be in amounts that can "Cake" Fabric to Skin

You okay?
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>>2098104
I bled out from my butt, so no.

On the plus side I got a giant fucking teddy bear for 20 bucks for my niece.

Fuck I need to look that thing over to make sure there's no blood on it.
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>>2098129
Do we know WHY you're bleeding out your ass?
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>>2098213
Stress, overexertion, QMing in general maybe.
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>>2098255

> "maybe"

> Implies uncertainty

> Implies that you haven't gotten this diagnosed

...

Please see a doctor Moon. Things which cause people to bleed profusely from their rectums are very rarely benign...
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>>2098273
Nah I'm sure I'm fine. Of course I do need to go in for an ingrown toenail problem this weekend, not sure how to just bring up my bleeding ass?

"Hey Doc, you know how sometimes your ass just starts gushing blood?"
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>>2098276
"Doctor i bleed from my ass without any other reason. Yes i'm not a male prostitute or gay and didn't inserted anything in it."
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>>2098276
Moon GIT YER ASS TO ER

Guys usually piss blood when in extreme stress but this is the first time i heard colon rupture from stress.

Either you sit too much or you ate some strange food.

hope its not cancer
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>>2097134
>you can't just feel it away.
How do you know?
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>>2098276
Just fucking tell him.
Doctor patient confidentiality means he won't tell anybody.
Whereas if this kills you, your obit will read "died from a bleeding ass" and everyone will know.
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>>2098660
Went and saw him, ya'll scared me enough to do it.

Said it was something I ate that did something to my stomach. Didn't sit right. What I thought was a stomach ache the other day was my insides gettin' fucked over.

Doc gave me some pills and this really terribly smelling cream that I'm supposed to just, like, shove up all in my butt so it doesn't dry out.

I'm afraid to shit right now.
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>>2098672
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!
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What the fuck did you eat?
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>>2098672
Sounds like you had one hell of a thanksgiving. At least it isn't ass cancer.
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>>2098672
Did you eat crabs by any chance? The sea crabs crust can cut your intestines since it isn't rigthly processed by your stomach.
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>>2098672

I'm just happy to hear that you are going to be okay...
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>in like....13 hours
>13 hours ago
Moon confirmed bleeding from the ass.

Godspeed.
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