Orange light streams into the room - a scene ripped straight out of an anime romcom.Yet instead of the MC, it is you who is standing there.And instead of the childhood friend, or the top beauty of the school, or any other wild hilarious scenario, there stood a normal girl.Well..."normal". She's your seatmate, the [Mob Character] Hanazawa Mayumi.She's leaning on her desk, bag clutched with both hands.But all her focus seems to be on the doorway. Where you stand.>"Good afternoon, Hanazawa-san.">Wait>Write in
>>2124512>>"Good afternoon, Hanazawa-san."GODDAMNIT WE'RE GONNA A SIDE ROMANCE IN THE ANIME
>>2124512>"Good afternoon, Hanazawa-san."DON'T PANIC
>>2124512>whisper>"What are you waiting for"
>>2124512>"Good afternoon, Hanazawa-san."
>>2124512>>"Good afternoon, Hanazawa-san.">Don't panic>Try not to panic>Panic internally
>"Good afternoon, Hanazawa-san."
>"...Good afternoon, Hanazawa-san."She nods. "Good afternoon, Yamada-san."You have never been alone in a classroom with a girl before. You feel an uncomfortable sensation in the back of your neck. What's going to happen next?You head over to your seat and start packing up. Hanazawa says nothing. You only feel her gaze.With all your stuff packed, you're just about ready to go home.Yet the girl hasn't said anything at all.>"...Could I help you with something?">Just leave. It's too awkward.>Write in
>>2124561>>Just leave. It's too awkward.
>>2124512ITS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA>"Good afternoon, Hanazawa-san."No seriously this viewers even how little it is probably noticed and shipped it so hard it became a reality.
>>2124561>"...Could I help you with something?"
>>2124561>Write-InWanna go home?Might as well go with this.
>>2124561"...Could I help you with something?"
>>2124561>>Just leave. It's too awkward.DO NOT INITIATE ANYTHING
>>2124561"Are you waiting for someone, I'm pretty sure everyone's gone home"DONOTPULLAKNIFEDONOTPULLAKNIFEDONOTPULLAKNIFE.
>>2124575Comeon who doesn't want to spend a weekend with a pretty girl!
Maybe we should bite the bullet and awaken hanazawa? Then again the viewers might be watching
>>2124561>>Just leave. It's too awkward.IT'S A TRAP FLEE
>>2124561>could i help you with something
>>2124561>Just leave. It's too awkward.
>>2124588Huh you know I wonder if the MC notices when the Viewers are watching us, like if he used to all his wacky highjinks and shit and suddenly for random periods of time everything gets boring, like disturbingly suddenly terribly boring and he doesn't know why
>>2124577We don't know if she's fully Awakened, or if the world is reacting to our existence by trying to remove an unnecessary distraction.> thanks to this mob character getting extra animation details and frames, we used up half the budget for this series in episode 1. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!?!?!? - Production lead
>>2124561>"...Could I help you with something?"Hanazawa looks up at you. "...How are you feeling, Yamada-san?"Eh? What do you mean?"PE. You weren't with the other guys so I thought that something happened."You laugh. "It was nothing. I'm fine now, Hanazawa-san. Thank you for the concern. I just pulled a muscle earlier this morning.""Ah, is that so?"...It's just idle chatter. You think that this is a good time to excuse yourself, but"Yamada-san, where do you live?""Eh? Um...by the artificial river.""Hmm...that's pretty far, huh...""From the school? No, not really.""That's not really what I meant..." she mutters.Hanazawa pushes away from her table and makes her way to the door."Then, want to walk together for a bit?">cont'd
>>2124595Maybe time just stops>>2124600Maybe some random animator made some changes to the script and the director liked it?
>>2124600I don't think were in episode one, there would only be one or two girls around the mc if that was true
>>2124595Situations where the animation has gone all QUALITY and even the cabbage looks like a balloon.If this was a light novel we wouldn't have this problem at all.
>>2124611Maybe she's been awoken too?
>>2124612As I said in previous thread, maybe the animator knew us in our previous life as a greasy otaku NEET before we got Truck-kun
>>2124611You walk down the hallway in silence. There's a fair bit of distance between you two, something you did in consideration for her. Who knows what others will say when they see you two....But who will think that? Aren't all the other people in this school just Mobs?Ahh, awkward, awkward. Think of a topic...>Club?>Alone in the room?>Write in
>>2124612Time probably doesn't stop since we've been doing stuff while presumably the viewers weren't watching, we do need a way of telling when we're being watched though
>>2124636>Alone in the room?
>>2124636>>Club?The MC is gonna appear any second now, then he will try to give us relationship advice and we will stare at him. We will stare the stare of pure unaltered suffering
>>2124636>Have you noticed how weirdly colored the hair of the girls hanging around eiji is?
>>2124636>"Have you ever felt you're not in the right body?"
>>2124654changing my vote to this
>>2124654Changing my vote.
>>2124636>>2124654ThisI think she is awakened guys. I think she knows we are too.
>>2124654Voting for this.
>>2124689If she wasn't already she will be now
>>2124654Changing to this
>>2124636>Club?"Hanazawa-san, are you part of a club?""Not really.""Eh, that's surprising," You try to keep up the chat, but you don't really have much experience. "This school seems to be pretty supportive of their clubs.""Yes, that's right. I've actually been recruited a few times now.""And you didn't join any of them?""No. They don't really interest me." She laughs for a bit. "I'm not really a person who has a lot of interests.""Ah, is that s--""It's been a while that I found someone interesting too."You look at her. She's looking in your direction as well."Yamada-san...you kind of feel...different. It might be rude to say, but last month I didn't really get that impression, but...">"Different how?">"Different like Eiji and the Class Rep?"
>>2124708>"Different like Eiji and the lass Rep?"
>>2124708Wasn't the vote for this?>>2124654
>>2124708>"Different how?"Is Hanazawa another person who was reborn as a mob character
>>2124738sorry, man, I was halfway done when I saw that :(
>>2124750Don't worry about it
>>2124750can you incorporate it into the next part?
>>2124759We can just vote for it down in the next vote
>>2124708>"Different how?"She pauses, looks you up and down. Hanazawa keeps on walking. You follow her."I don't really know myself...it's probably nothing. I apologize for saying weird things."You wonder for a bit. Maybe...?"Hey, Hanazawa-san. Have you noticed something weird with our classmates?""What do you mean?""Like the class rep for example, or Tezuka-san."She thinks for a bit."Class rep has always been a kind person, even back in middle school. Tezuka-san can sometimes be air-headed though, yeah...""What about their hair?"She raises her eyebrows."What about their hair, Yamada-san?"She looks like you have no idea what you're talking about."No, it's nothing. Sorry for the weird questions."You resume your walking. You've exited out the right wing of the school and are heading out the gate now."They do have nice hair, though.""What?""Hikaru-san and Tezuka-san. They're all silky and glossy, and Tezuka-san even sleeps all the time..."You notice her tug on her pink scrunchie. She's conscious about her hair, it seems.>"Your hair's nice as well, Hanazawa-san.">"They're just special, don't overthink it.">Write in
>>2124795>>"Your hair's nice as well, Hanazawa-san."
>>2124795>"They're just special, don't overthink it."
>>2124795>"Your hair's nice as well, Hanazawa-san."
>>2124795>Write inYour hair is fine, it's not blue or lavender or silver.
>>2124795Is it possible that Hanazawa is a Main or Side Character already, that just hasn't become relevant yet?
>>2124795>"Your hair's nice as well, Hanazawa-san."We're gonna be like Shuu and Ruri from Nisekoi, the characters that people care about more than the actual harem
>>2124811changing to this
>>2124819She's friends with an MC so she's likely a side-character or at least she is likely to become a side-character eventually.
>>2124823Ruri was hands down best girl
>>2124811can we make that fine a nice?Still supporting this either way
>>2124826So we're gonna be upgraded from mob no matter what huh?
>>2124841first we awaken her and then together we shall rule this world
>>2124811>Your hair is fineLet's not be so dismissive to her
>"Your hair's nice as well, Hanazawa-san.">Write in: Your hair is fine, it's not blue or lavender or silver."W-Well," you stammer while trying to say it. "I don't really...as a boy, I don't see your hair being that different, Hanazawa-san. Black is a perfectly fine color for hair! In my opinion, it looks good, it suits you."She stares at you for a second before removing her gaze. You see the the tips of her earlobe glow pink.Crap, you made it all weird now...But before you could try to clear things up, she giggles."You are interesting after all, Yamada-san."Now it's your turn to feel a bit red.In no time you reach the bottom of the hill."Well, Hanazawa-san, I'm this way..."She seems to be going the other way, so you bow your head to each other.You turn around, about to head home, when she speaks again."...Yamada-san? Could I ask you something?"You turn around. You can't see her face. Is it because she's a Mob, or is it the wind blowing on her bangs, blocking her appearance?"When you were sleeping, and Hikaru-san woke you up...what did you say?"She straightens up and looks you in the eye."I didn't quite catch it...um...">"I don't remember...">"Just some random stuff.">"Your name.">Write in
>>2124851>"YOUR NAME"LOCK THIS ROUTE BOIS
>>2124851>"Your name."FUCK IT! LETS GO ALL IN!
>>2124851>>"Your name."full in
>>2124851>"Your name."NOT PULLING OUT NOW
I mean she is the one sitting right next to us in class, it's not that weird to assume she was the one waking us up
>>2124851>"Your name."All in.
>>2124851>>"Your name."Oh god, this is turning into a Makoto Shinkai movie.
>>2124851>>"Your name."I thought you were trying to wake me
>>2124851You tried to deny it.You tried to convince yourself that you don't remember.No. You remember full well."Hanazawa.""...Yes?"You shake your head. "No. That's what I said when I woke up. Hanazawa."Somehow, it feels like you're confessing. It feels like your heart is popping out of your chest.She stares, wide eyed, breath held. Then,"A-Ah. Is that so? I mean, right, cause we're seatmates right? You thought it was me waking you up. That's right. Ok. Well, see you on Monday, Yamada-san."She quickly escapes from the scene before you could even say anything in reply.You wonder if she got what you meant to say.You then wonder what even it is you want to say.You go home scratching your head."Girls..."-------You arrive home before it got too dark. Your father's already in the kitchen. The smell of fried soy sauce and spices fill the house."Oh, Ken-chan, good evening! We're having stir-fry tonight."You pause. Didn't he say something about advice before...?>Ask dad for advice>Go up to your room and set up your plans for the weekend
>>2124918>Ask dad for advice
>>2124918>Ask dad about what his time in highschool was likeLet's see if he was an mc
>>2124918>>Ask dad for adviceI doubt his advice will take so much time we can't plan for the weekend
>>2124918>Ask dad for adviceAs if we even need an excuse to talk with best boy.
>>2124918>Ask dad for adviceGIRLS! Wat do?
>>2124918>>Ask dad for advice
>>2124918>Ask dad for advice"What did you do when you met mom?"
>>2124918>Ask dad about what his time in highschool was like
>>2124918>>Ask dad for advice>(completely deadpan)"Dad, I just told the girl who sits next to me in my class that I said her name to another classmate after said classmate woke me up from napping on my desk after the end of school bell. Was that a dumb idea, and what should I do about this situation?"
>>2124918>>Ask dad for adviceJust because we are part of the [Mob] doesn't mean we shouldn't pursue our own happiness. We just gotta be careful around mc and his harem.
>>2124945Supporting as well. Do we have tired eyes as well? I feel they would fit.
>>2124945This.Don't beat around the bush with this guy.
>>2124945Sure, I'll back this.
>>2124945>Ask dad for adviceYou wait for him to finish his cooking before approaching him."Oh, Ken-chan. I thought you went up to your room," he says while wiping down his sweat.You hold your arms, unexpectedly embarassed. "Dad. I was wondering if I could ask you advice...""Oho! Finally seeing your old man's wisdom huh? Take a seat!"You sit down, and upon being motioned to continue, you tell the whole story. Waking up, saying her name, the walk back from school, and the scene from the bottom of the hill.Your dad stares at you with an exaggerated look of disappointment."X.""...Hm?""Fail! 0 out of 10! NG! Strike out~!" He motions like a referee throwing a player out. "What the hell is that, Ken-chan?! You have no game at all!""G-Game?""Listen. You've only been seatmates with this girl for a month, and now you're saying her name in your sleep? You don't need to be a girl to see that's creepy, Ken-chan!"He shakes his head. "Really, Ken-chan, you need to do better than that..." He pouts, and scratches his head while thinking. "Well...maybe if you were more handsome it could've worked..."Oi."The thing is, right now he doesn't see you as a potential. The best thing to do right now is to maximize your male appeal.""Male appeal?""Everyone likes a guy who's got something going on for him. Well, right now, you don't have a club, you have the body of a stick, and you lack something creative.""Creative?""Well, even guys should be creative, don't you think! Makes them look more feminine to the girls too. Maybe pick up an instrument, drawing, something like that.""How about cooking?""Cooking? Ehh, well, I could teach you some, but the kitchen will always be my domain! Hahaha!"He removes his apron and heads for the door."Well, I'm headed to drinking with my buddies. Eat the food while it's still hot!"Before he leaves, though, he ruffles your head, smiling."Good job though, son. But you need to think for the long term. You have nothing to offer to this girl right now. Make her think different."She leaves you behind in the dining room, waving his hand."...If anyone can catch a girl like mom, it's definitely this guy," you say to yourself.>cont'd
>>2124996Don't think he caught her, as much as she wrangled him.
>>2124996You wake up by yourself at five in the morning. Shouldn't your dad have woken you up by four?You climb down, and see the explanation. Your dad is sprawled on the couch, sleeping soundly. Knowing your mom, she probably kicked him out of the room seeing him drunk.>Go an actual jog this time, instead of your dad's crazy sprinting routine.>Just go back to bed, your dad wouldn't notice anyway.
>>2125005>Go an actual jog this time, instead of your dad's crazy sprinting routine.It'd disappoint him if we didn't actually take his advice.
>>2125005>Go an actual jog this time, instead of your dad's crazy sprinting routine.He's faking! It's a test!
>>2125005>>Go an actual jog this time, instead of your dad's crazy sprinting routine.This gives us an excuse to check a few things out as well
>>2125005>>Go an actual jog this time, instead of your dad's crazy sprinting routine.
>>2125005>Go an actual jog this time, instead of your dad's crazy sprinting routine.
>>2125005>Go an actual jog this time, instead of your dad's crazy sprinting routine.Turn that life around
>>2125005>Go on an actual jog this time, instead of your dad’s crazy sprinting routine.
>>2125005Go and jog.Let's stick to our goals.
>>2125005>>Go an actual jog this time, instead of your dad's crazy sprinting routine.Also this >>2125010
>>2124996>New working title for this spinoff series: How to level up to become a high school romance comedy main character>Go an actual jog this time, instead of your dad's crazy sprinting routine.We might run into Hanazawa's main character friend from the girls school.
>>2125005Maybe do a little extra too. We gotta get there somehow.
>>2125021And who's to say we arent starting the spin-off series of MC-kuns harem anime?
>>2125021Nah. We're just becoming the interesting side character.
>>2125028We need Yamada to level up though or this series will never get greenlit for publication, not to mention the manga adaptation, the anime, the OVA and those overpriced 1/8 scale PVC figures.
>>2125030That's part of leveling up, gotta be the Ensemble Darkhorse Breakout Character before getting a spinoff.
>>2125005>Go an actual jog this time, instead of your dad's crazy sprinting routine.Well, after asking for your dad's advice yesterday, it'd be pretty stupid not to follow it, right?You change into your exercise clothes and head out.Unlike last time, the sun is actually up this time, and there are a few people with you as well. Some are walking their dogs, some delivering the mail, some jogging as well.This would've been a perfectly fine time to jog before school. Why in the world does your dad need to wake you up at four then...?You follow your fellow joggers, trying to feel out a good route. You discover a few places you didn't notice before, like a playground, a place to buy drinks, and even a little pagoda to rest in.The joggers stare at you first, surprised by the new presence of this guy with an awkward jog, but eventually they return to their routine. They seemed to have accepted you.Upon returning to the riverbank, it seems you've figured out a nice routine for yourself that goes through all the landmarks you've discovered. You think you could go another round as well before heading back.As you jog, you spot her again.This jogger seems to be an amateur like you as well, more dragging her feet than running. She also has way too many layers of clothes on, for a jog in May.>Jog past her, hoping that your awkward stride will be enough to motivate her>Jog with her. Amateurs need to stick together.>Write in
>>2125048>Jog with her. Amateurs need to stick together.
>>2125048>Jog past her, hoping that your awkward stride will be enough to motivate her
>>2125048>>Jog with her. Amateurs need to stick together.
>>2125048>Jog past her, hoping that your awkward stride will be enough to motivate herGive her a "Gambatte!"
>>2125048>>Jog past her, hoping that your awkward stride will be enough to motivate her
>>2125048>>Jog with her. Amateurs need to stick together.IT HAPPENING
>>2125048>Jog with her. Amateurs need to stick together.We're turning into the MC. I wonder what will happen to Eiji by the end of this.
>>2125067His harem anime gets more QUALITY while the production committee and publisher starts putting more resources into this spinoff series.
>>2125067or we can attempt to usurp him
>>2125048>>>Jog with her. Amateurs need to stick together.
>>2125074Or we pull a tenchi muyo and create infinite spin offs
>>2125048>Jog with her. Amateurs need to stick together.You pick up your pace, until you reach her side. You glance to see it's a girl wearing really thick glasses, all fogged up due to her panting.You slow down and try to follow her pace, maintaining your distance so it won't seem like your outright following her.She doesn't even seem to notice your presence there, though. You both continue your jog in silence.Matching her pace is a bigger problem than you thought. Slowing down is a different challenge altogether, you find. Nonetheless, you follow her lead and jog on as usual.Coincidentally enough, her route seems to be exactly the same as the route you came up with. Though it took longer than what it would've taken if you jogged alone, you eventually loop back to the riverbank.This seems to be a good as time as any to depart.You jog away from her, deeming that saying farewell when you haven't actually spoken at all will just be misunderstood as creepy.Instead, you say it in your head. Goodbye, miss Mob jogger.You arrive back at your house, satisfied with your work out.>cont'd
>>2125086Dad's already awake, cooking in the kitchen. And for some reason, wearing a pair of sunglasses.You go and take a shower first, and upon returning, see that has breakfast has been prepared."Um, dad?""Hmmph?""Isn't katsu in the morning kind of a bit...?"He stares at you over his sunglasses, eyes bloodshot red."If papa doesn't get frying oil in his system right now, he's gonna start tearing this house down."And with that, he pours a ton of gravy over your breaded porkchop.You sit and eat your food obediently. You try not to think of what your mother will do when she wakes up later and sees this "breakfast".-------So it's the weekend. With your cellphone confiscated, you can't really plan a meeting with anyone (as if you have anyone to call). And without a way to contact you, it's probably better you don't leave Yumegawa first.So you have multiple options in your mind.>Stay at home and study>Go to the commercial complex by the train station (opens up to more choices)
>>2125101>>Go to the commercial complex by the train station (opens up to more choices)
>>2125101>investigate the setting
>>2125101>Go to the commercial complex by the train station (opens up to more choices)
>>2125101>>Stay at home and study
>>2125101>>Stay at home and studyResearch some on the internet too.
>>2125101>>Go to the commercial complex by the train station (opens up to more choices)Bring a notebook along, make observations
>>2125101>Go to the commercial complex by the train station (opens up to more choices)"Dad, I think I'll head over to town for a bit.""Harrumph."Well, with that sorted, you leave the dining room and start to change into your casual clothes. Maybe you could do some setting investigation while you're at it...>cont'd
>>2125120As with most small towns like this, most of the fancy and upscale commercial stuff could be found by the train station. Though you've been here before, you're still surprised to see such a sleepy small town with a mall, different cafes, shops, and restaurants. How convenient for the MC...You went all the way here with the intention to investigate, but..."Hmm."The whole place is not at all different to the "normal" world. No weaponsmiths or seedy, suspicious bars, nothing. It's just a small town commercial complex.You find yourself standing in the plaza with nothing really to do for the rest of the day.>Follow your mother and look for a part time job>Follow your father and look for something "creative" to do>Just laze around. Window shop, maybe drop by a cafe, etc.
>>2125133>Follow your mother and look for a part time job
>>2125133>>Follow your mother and look for a part time jobLets make this school life romcom into Working!!
>>2125133>>Follow your mother and look for a part time job
>>2125133Window shop and people-watch. Keep our eyes peeled for a potential hobby.
>>2125133>>Just laze around. Window shop, maybe drop by a cafe, etc.
Did we have any hobbies or skills in our previous life? I know we were a neet but still
>>2125133>Follow your mother and look for a part time jobWith your funds running low as it is, it might be a good idea to get on that part time job your mother is talking about.You look for interesting stores to apply for. You spot two that pique your interest: an arcade and a family restaurant.>Apply at the arcade>Apply at the family restaurant
>>2125133>>Follow your father and look for something "creative" to do>No weaponsmiths or seedy, suspicious bars, nothing. At least we didn't reincarnate into a Persona game or other modern fantasy RPG
>>2125133>>Follow your father and look for something "creative" to do
>>2125133>Just laze around. Window shop, maybe drop by a cafe, etc.Fuck, guys, we already have two potential love interests. Suffice to say, I'm mildly frightened.
>>2125162>Apply at the family restaurant
What the fuck, why does everyone want us to have time/energy suck this early in the quest?
>>2125162>>Apply at the family restaurantWORKING WORKING! WORKING!!
>>2125162>Apply at the family restaurantIt's a job and we can take up cooking as a skill/hobby
>>2125162>>Apply at the family restaurantThis is the path of leveling up.>will we acquire short-stack sempai
>>2125162>Apply at the family restaurant.Let's be that one mob waiter in all of those harem scenes at restaurants.
>>2125162>Apply at the arcade
>>2125162>>Apply at the arcadewhat kind of psycho would choose a restaurant over an arcade job?
>>2125162>>Apply at the arcade
>>2125173I'd laugh if we ended up serving Eiji on a not date.>"Why is she so mad at me">"Cuz you fucked up the date, I was there bro"
>>2125179Better opportunity to better ourselves.
Is dad ok? What the he'll was that morning.
>>2125205Hangover plus getting the couch>>2125179If we choose the arcade, the genre becomes either a shonen or a otaku-centric series
>>2125205He's hung over, why he hit the bottle though is still up in the air
>>2125162>>Apply at the family restaurantI feel like we'd end up meeting with mc at the Arcade anyway.
>>2125162>Apply at the family restaurantYou head for the family restaurant. Ideally, you'd want something like a waiting job, though you're not that opposed to working in the kitchen either.The glass doors automatically slide open. A girl wearing a cute waitress outfit greets you."Welco--ara? If it isn't Yamada-kun."The waitress smiles and sweeps back her lavander hair. "Class rep? What are you doing here?""Working. Hang on, could you wait for like ten more minutes? We could have lunch together when my shift ends.""Actually, I wasn't--"Buzz!"Ah, a customer! Take a seat first Yamada-kun, I promise, just ten minutes!"And there she goes, off to serve a table....What kind of scenario did you end up into now...>cont'd
>>2125210Bro gathering, must have met up with the other side characters from his turn as an MC
>>2125216>class rep as co-workerAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2125225>>2125222>>2125221its to late you bastardsWe're staying on the ship til it sinks
>>2125216FUCK US UP THE ASS BOIS WE'RE BECOMING THE HAREM PROTAG IT ALL GOES DOWNHILL FROM HERE
>>2125228She might help us land this job.
It's gotta be like episode 6 of the season, this mob character Yamada just keeps showing up and everyone is wonder how he's gonna be relevant
>>2125228If we're staying on this ship then we're crashing it with no survivors. Get close with the class-rep then get Hanazawa a job at the same restaurant and cuck the class-rep.
>>2125233We've only got 6-7 episodes left unless the show is popular enough to get a second season
>>2125237I'm still waiting for the sudden genre shift
>>2125233I'm ready for us to be the one person who gets killed by some horrifying rapist or whatever and then the MC steps in with his big dick and saves the day.
>>2125237lets go with volume 6 or 7 then, then it can continue forever
>>2125233I'm worried man, something's going to happen soon.
>>2125235I say we pull an animal man and go full meta
>>2125233Sudden realization that Yamada is the Transfer Student character, something which is usually reserved for haremettes.>>2125237We are the spinoff series. Only way to do one better is if our younger brother is a trap AND a magical girl
>>2125230SPOILERSI read AEQ for the first time last night. Stop hurting me.
That's how you ended up eating lunch together with one of the top two beauties of the school."Yamada-kun? What are you thinking of getting? The curry here's really nice. Ah, but the salisbury steak's great too...and we have to get the parfait later..."Isn't this just like a--You slap yourself."Yamada-kun? Is something wrong?""Nothing. Just bad thoughts."She looks at you confused, but in the end shakes her head and looks at the menu again.>Ask about a job>Ask about her job>Ask about Nakamura Eiji>Write in
>>2125251>>Ask about a job>>Ask about her jobconversations ho!
>>2125251>>Ask about her job>>Ask about Nakamura Eiji
>>2125251>Ask about a job>Ask about her jobDEITO JA NAI!!!
>>2125251>Ask about Nakamura Eiji
>>2125251>>Ask about a job>>Ask about her job
>>2125251>Ask about a job>Ask about Nakamura Eiji
>>2125251>>Ask about her jobDamn first girls getting all the spotlights
>>2125250I'm so sorry.>>2125251>Ask about a job.FUCK THIS IS CODE RED BOIS
>>2125251>Ask about a job>Ask about her job
>>2125251>>Ask about her jobThen steer the conversation to your looking for a job.>>Ask about a job
>>2125250Ah. I feel your pain. It never quite goes away, does it?
i also read it...i dont know which one i should be hurting i mean in fact im confused. Did the joke come over my head? Did something QM have done to you? If someone can break it down please tell me.
>>2125285Nova played us all. We fell for her trap, hook, line, and sinker.
>>2125285If you could read the entirety of the quest without being broken or crying manly tears, then you're simply not human.
>>2125251>Ask about her job>Ask about a job
Are we sitting by a window, because I could see the MC walking by as we have lunch with the Class rep and we get drama at school on momday
>>2125297(Beware of) Anticlimactic Endings Quest.
>>2125297A soul-killing quest that is surprisingly relevant. Short read, if you want to look it up.>>2125299"I thought you said you weren't close with Hikaru, Yamada-san."Yeah we're boned. Everything is just fuck.
>>2125307>>2125310oh okay i was used to BAE as the acronym, thanks
>>2125310BAEquest was awesome, and the tears were salty and delicious.
>>2125299It'll be an "Ore Monogatari"-type situation where the MC tries to ship us and the class rep while we try to make him realize she likes him.
>>2125251seems pretty evenly split, let's do all three"How long have you been working here, class rep?""Hmm? Since back in first year, I think. It's a pretty hard job, but I think helping people seems to be a forte of mine. And aren't the uniforms cute?"Her waitress uniform is indeed cute, but even in her casual clothes, she looks stunning. The eyes of the other customers seems to always glance at this table."I'm surprised he's not against it.""Who's not against it?""Nakamura-san."You take a sip of water. When you look up, you notice her face has turned darker."...Why'd you bring up Eiji, Yamada-kun...?"Ah crap. You almost forgot. She's a tsundere. She actually thinks she's hiding her emotions well."And anyway," she says, angrily sipping her iced tea. "Even if he said that it suits me, i-it's not like I started waitressing because he said that. Idiot!"For a split second, she breaks the class rep character to mouth off the MC, like any good tsundere would."Yamada-kun, why are you grinning?""It's nothing, ignore me."She sighs and slumps back to the leather seats. She's looking off to some direction, probably thinking about the guy again.For some reason, you had an impulse to break that reverie."Actually, class rep...""Yes?""I came here because I was looking for a part time job.""Ah, really? Well, what job are you looking for?""I was considering waiting tables as well..."She frowns."As much as I'd like to help you on that regard, Yamada-kun, I'm afraid we're full up for waiters.""A-Ah, is that so...""However, if you're comfortable working on the kitchen, I'm willing to talk to the manager for you.""Is that so? Thank you so much, that really means a lot to me."She smiles and winks. "Hey, I'm your class rep. Didn't I say to approach me when you needed any help?"You nod and say thanks again."I could even help you in that regard too."You raise your eyebrows as you take a sip of water. What does she mean?She grins and leans closer. For a second, that smile looked really, really mischievous..."Ha. Na. Za. Wa. San~!"You do a spittake.>Deny it>Act dumb>What's her proposal?>Write in
>>2125319>>Deny itNope. Not having any of this.
>>2125319>Play it offOh, sorry about that. I just thought you were Hanazawa because she sits next to me.
>>2125319>Teach me, sensei!
>>2125319>Sure, I'll help you with Eiji in exchange
>>2125319>>Write in>>Declare a truce, she stops teasing us we stop bringing up Eiji>>2125310>I'm telling you Eiji-san! We're not!>Yamada-kun I'll see you tomorrow after school!Nothing we do can stop this now, we are relevant to the cast>>2125318no plz, I do not want more mc attention
>>2125323Seems pretty good to me. Supporting.
>>2125323This sounds better.Misdirection rather straight refusal.
>>2125323Changing to this, anon is smart.
>>2125323actually yeah this is way smarter, lets do this
>>2125319>>2125323Yeah this.I bet the Chinese girl cartoon message boards will be up in arms over this development, a girl being in TWO harems at the same time?
>>2125319>Play it off"Oh, sorry about that," you muster the straightest and most serious face you could. "I just thought you were Hanazawa because she sits next to me."She looks at you, rubbing her chin, unconvinced. "Really?""Really.""It's not because you were dreaming of he--""Denied. That's really all there is to it, class rep."She frowns, but then in the end sighs and shrugs her shoulders. "Aw, you're no fun at all, Yamada-kun."You shrug your shoulders too. To be honest, you yourself don't really know what you feel about her yet.Suddenly, she perks up and faces you again smiling."Then prove it.""Prove what?""Prove that that's just it and there's nothing else there."Your brows furrow. "How exactly am I going to prove that, class rep?"She raises her hand, and point to the entrance of the restaurant.There are two [Mob Characters] standing there, talking to a waiter.You recognize the pink scrunchie of one of them.(TO BE CONTINUED)
>>2125360for fucks sake
>>2125360fuck it all
>>2125360I feel bad OP, I literally stole that from Hanazawa.Thanks for running
>>2125360The struggle never ends.
>>2125360GODDAMN UNRECOGNIZABLE MOBS
>>2125360why is everyone freaking out?
Thanks for reading, guys! I forgot to post this above, but I usually post when I'm running here- https://twitter.com/bisugoQMWe typically start at 01:00 UTC though, and I post in the thread an hour before starting.Archive here, but AFAIK the other thread's still up: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=mob+character+quest
>>2125394Thanks for running, man. It's a fun quest to play and shadowrun about.
>>2125389I guess they assume the other mob is a boy
>>2125394Thanks for running man.>>2125389Because Hanazawa is showing route-lockey vibes, and I don't want that.
>>2125399>not wanting Hanazawawew lad
>>2125389Because Hanazawa is fucking everywhere. I'm scared of her, now.
>>2125406>>2125405>tfw no omniscient gf
>>2125398If it was her friend from the other school, she would have had some distinguishing characteristics.>>2125406I bet she is developing awareness as well.
This town really is too damn small.
It's time for beta uprising, kill all competition, only waifus make it out alive.
>>2125310>Short read, if you want to look it up.Where would I be able to find it? I'm a masochist.
>>2125399Route locking so early is just as bad as not having a resolution after years of being dense and blueballs.
>>2125794You get it.
You know, shouldn't we find the time to check a mirror to see if our face has changed some?
>>2125882Honestly, would it matter now, what with all this turbulence going on?Although I do agree that we should at some point, go to the bathroom and look in the mirror.
In light of tis mad threads conception. Have a song as a token of the weird shit about to go down here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yNAABKD4IA
>>2125794I hate the way all VN-fags blabber about route locks. The first girl the MC gets with in a story should hardly ever be the one he ends up with in the end.
So my computer is stuck in a boot loop...Once I get this working we’re running again :(
>>2126584Change your settings on the mobo. Worked for me last time I got stuck in a boot loop.
When we eventually get that investigation wall, we should call out the author and the production committee on some of the contrived situations being set up, that fourth wall is going down like the Berlin Wall.
>>2126510Its just a term bruhThough yes, its a quest trait that anons should stop doing
ok there we goNoon. The meals are placed in front of you. The class rep, Hikaru Ryou, continues to smile mischievously."Prove it then."You can't remove your gaze from the plates. It's as if you were suddenly afflicted with a stiff neck.Behind you, you hear the voice of a familiar seatmate talking to a waiter.You're facing away from them. No way have they seen your face yet.But Hikaru-san is watching your every move.You-->Talk Hikaru-san out of this>Act natural. They might pass you two by.>Try to escape.>Write in
>>2126645>>Try to escape.EVADE EVADE CRAZY IVAN
>>2126645>Write inNonchalantly eat our food.
>>2126645>Try to escape.
>>2126645>>Act natural. They might pass you two by.
>>2126645>Try to escape. No way no one is noticing the class rep.
>Act natural. They might pass you two by.
>>2126645>ACTIVATE MOB POWERSBy which I mean>Act natural
>>2126645>Act natural. They might pass you two by.
>>2126645>>Act natural. They might pass you two by.If approached just act like a normal human being, or what passes for one in this badly written harem rom com.
>>2126648This, if she notices us say hey, nothing more. Unless its advice on where to find work. Stay as focused on the goal as possible. Escape means exposure, exposure means they know. After that...who knows. Also fuck the damn captcha.
>>2126645>>Act natural. They might pass you two byWe are a mob character. Being easy to overlook is our forte.
>>2126648Switching to this.
>>2126645backing this >>2126648
>>2126648channeling our mob powers into this
>>2126645>Act natural. They might pass you two by.Saying hi back ain't no magic trick if it happens.
>>2126645You turn your focus on appearing as inconspicous as possible. You start digging into the meal, hoping maybe that those two foot steps approaching are not theirs."...Yamada...kun?"Your blood freezes. Your head turns slowly, neck made of rust.There stood Hanazawa, alongside with her Mob friend.She's gripping the straps of her purse tightly. The emotions in her eyes are unreadable.She moves her gaze to the other side of the table."And...class rep."The way she said that last statement, sounded...venomous."Yo!" The class rep raises her arm to them while smiling and nibbling on a toothpick.Read the mood!"Eh, Yumi-chan, you know these two?"Her Mob friend interjects. Hanazawa, on the other hand, still has her eyes on the class rep.Her Mob friend snickers, and whispers something that you barely heard."Shouldn't we leave them alone? They're on a date...">Deny it>Roll with it>Write in
>>2126689>Deny itBitch no I wanna get a job
>>2126689>DENYABORT! ABORT! FUCK!
>>2126689Deny itWe’re not on a date, I just seeking advice on the expectations of the job here
>>2126689>>Deny itDAAAAMN it.But no, I'm here hoping to get a job.
>>2126689>Deny itI just want that dosh chedda
>>2126689>Deny itNo need to put the rep into trouble for some stupid dare.
>>2126689>Deny it>Shrug>"Just job hunting, honest."
>>2126696I think you mean Hikaru.
>>2126696>Hanazawa works here tooif only. Actually let's try and see if we can't both get a job in the kitchen. t-together
>>2126704>>2126706Names are running into eachother for me. That's what I meant, yeah.
>>2126696This, as smooth and nonchalant as we can possibly be.If we're gonna be forced to be a side character i want to be the stone-faced one dammit.
>>2126689>>Deny itI'm job hunting
>>2126696I meant >HikaruNot Hanazawa, fuck.
>>2126689>I'm looking for work and getting lunch, unless you got a better place in mind for an interview?
>>2126707Double H names, don't worry I'm retarded with names too.
>>2126689>Deny itMob friend pls, you can eat with someone without it being a date.
>>2126696This sounds good, switching ti this.
>>2126689>I'm looking for work and she just got on break. she's telling me about the job and I'm thinking of applying here.
>>2126696This. Reason before panic.
>>2126689>Deny it"Er, actually, I was just looking for a job...And, Hikaru-san just happened to be working here, so--""You're having lunch together?" Hanazawa's voice, though trying to sound normal, oozes of suspicion.Class rep seems to be eating all of this up."Anyway," says Hikaru, "Why don't we eat together, you guys? We could share the booth between the four of us."You and Hanazawa seems to be against it, but"Sure, sounds fun! Right, Yumi-chan?"She looks a bit shocked, but faced with this sudden question, it seems she can't come up with any objections."I-I guess...""That's settled, then!" Says the class rep. "Well, as for the seating arrangement...">Sit beside Hanazawa>Sit beside Class Rep>Sit beside the Mob
>>2126689>Write inOffer to let them join us.
>>2126732>Sit beside the Mob
>>2126732>Sit beside the MobNO FAVORITISM, THE FUCKER IS ONTO US
>>2126732>Sit beside HanazawaIf we try to sit elsewhere it just confirms it to class rep.
>>2126732>>Sit beside Hanazawa
>>2126732>Sit beside the Mob.
>>2126732>Sit beside the MobCuck them both.
>>2126732>>Sit beside the MobNow I'm really curious if this effect is really spreading this much due to us or if the main cast is causing it too.
>>2126732>Sit beside HanazawaDon't fuck this up bois
>>2126732>Sit beside the MobDAMMIT HIKARU
>>2126732>Let them decideAnything else will be playing class reps game.
>>2126746I just think it's all about plot interaction. If you cross paths and are involved in any scene of the main cast you get "elevated". Except us, I think we were a weird exception because mob with initiative aint normal.
>>2126732Don't say anything, just move our seating spot over, let whoever gets there first take it. >>2126737>>2126738>>2126739>>2126742DONT MAKE A CHOICE DUMBASSES, ITS A TRAP! Also, FUCK CAPTCHA!
>>2126732>>Sit beside the Mob>But across from Hanazawa
FUN PSYCHOLOGICAL TRIVIA REGARDING SEATINGWomen typically sit next to whomever they're interested in talking with. Men sit across from their chosen conversation partners.Consider this well.
>>2126763No trap ya dangus, you sit besides her and act normal then she doesn't know better.
>>2126767The only way I know how to disable traps it's TRIGGERING THEM *tank mechanics*
>>2126732>>Sit beside Class RepYou guys want to start a mob harem? cause thats what you're doing
>>2126776Whoops I didnt meant to link >>2126767I meant >>2126763>>2126767Also that sounds like it's fake, I usually sit besides people I'm comfortable with, never take into account across at all.
>>2126767With that in mind>>2126764Supporting
>>2126780Can I be honest with you? I don't really know what I'm doing anymore, I'm acting on poor instincts and caffeine and let me tell you, that's a bad combination.
>>2126732>Sit beside Hanazawa
>>2126781It's not 100% everyone. But typically, when a guy wants to learn about someone, they will sit across from them for face to face talking.
>>2126732Sit beside Hanazawa.Show our allegiances to that schemeing bitch of a class president
>>2126764I like this
>>2126791I mean that sounds like it's more for convenience than psychological factor. If you wanna talk with someone it's easier if that person it's in front than by your side, otherwise you have to awkwardly half-turn.
>>2126795What schemes? I have not seen anything of that nature.
>>2126732>Sit beside the MobYou end up in the corner of the booth, with Hanazawa's friend beside you. In front of you is Hanazawa, an orchestration made by the class rep.The Mob is...well, she's about as unremarkable as they get."You're Yumi-chan's class rep? Thank you for taking care of my friend! But wow, you're so pretty Hikaru-san! !re you a model?""No need to be thankful, taking care of my classmates is part of my duty as a class rep...and I'm really not that pretty, you just caught me in a good hair day.""Wow, you're so cool, Hikaru-san!"Even her statements are your typical cliche Mob replies.Hanazawa is sipping on her drink while staring out the window. She stays quiet.>"...Hi.">"I'm just looking for a job here, I swear.">Write in
>>2126807>>"I'm just looking for a job here, I swear."
>>2126807>"I'm just looking for a job here, I swear."
>>2126807>"Hey" SmileLet's just turn the awkward to 11.
>>2126807>mouth help me at Hanazawa
>>2126807>I was just looking for a job, I swear.
>>2126807>Just enjoy our meal, and keep talking about the job.
>>2126804Just how she was trying to mess with us earlier. Now we can make it a war of escalation or something. Bet you won't -> fuck you I won't
>>2126807>"Do you have a job anywhere, Hanazawa? Are you considering getting one at all?"
>>2126807>"I'm just looking for a job here, I swear. No clue she worked here."We will NOT be a stupid dense harem lead. We will actually COMMUNICATE.
>>2126807>"...Hi."We already explained ourselves, if she doesn't believe us that's her problem.
>>2126807>Write inJust stay quiet and eat, both of the other options suck.
>>2126829Changing to this.
>>2126830Why would you need to communicate? Sounds more like you're trying to excuse yourself desperately, the more you make a big deal out of it the worse it looks.
>>2126830We already told her why we are here. If she's going to become a jealous bitch cause we talked to another girl, I rather not deal with her at all.
>>2126807>"I'm just looking for a job here, I swear."What's with the long face?
>>2126807>"I'm just looking for a job here, I swear."She glances at you, before returning her gaze to outside the window."...I didn't ask anything, Yamada-san. Why are you acting so defensive?"Hikaru almost chokes on her food. Though she's talking to the Mob character, it seems one of her ears is on both of you.You have to convince class rep that nothing's going on between you two, right?So-->Explain to Hanazawa that yesterday was a misunderstanding>You need to have a private conversation first!
>>2126817Gonna go with this.
>>2126849We did kinda admit to calling her name in our sleep in what felt like a near confession yesterday
>>2126855>You need to have a private conversation first!
>>2126855>Explain to Hanazawa that yesterday was a misunderstandingWryyyyyyyyy
>>2126855Ask what brings them to this fine dining establishment.
>>2126855>Explain to Hanazawa that yesterday was a misunderstanding.
>>2126855I DONT KNOW WHAT DID YOU EXPECTED GUYS
>>2126855>>You need to have a private conversation first!
>>2126855>You need to have a private conversation first!Mouth help me to her and then covertly head off
>>2126855I gotta give you credit man, it's just like my Animes, I want to throttle Yamada already
>>2126855>You need to have a private conversation first!Pull Hanazawa aside, explain what's going on
>>2126855Ok, I surrender. I've lost arguments against alpha-women enough times to know when I'm beat.
>>2126855>You need to have a private conversation first!How low can we go? Let the anons show.
>>2126855>"...I didn't ask anything, Yamada-san. Why are you acting so defensive?">Because the Class rep is actually a devil in disguisetake the class rep down with us
>>2126855>Grab a bottle of ketchup and spurt it on Hanazawa when she asks why the fuck did you do that just answer "I DONT KNOW I PANICKED"
>>2126855>You need to have a private conversation first!That's right you need to explain the whole situation to "her" first."Oh, would you look at that, I need to go to the comfort room." You say to no one in particular.The Mob lets you out of the booth. You try to ham it up and pretend lost."Ara? Where's the comfort room, I wonder?"With this, you could have a private conversation with "her"...Her, in this case, being-->Ask class rep where the comfort room is>Ask Hanazawa where the comfort room is
>>2126898>Ask Hanazawa where the comfort room is
>>2126898>Ask Hanazawa where the comfort room is"YOU!"
>>2126898>>Ask Hanazawa where the comfort room is
>>2126898>Ask Hanazawa where the comfort room isMOUTH HELP ME NIGGA
>>2126898...Man, both these options are trouble for us.
>>2126919Not really, answer Hanazawa, when class rep goes "so you like her kyaaa" we can still pretend we don't by saying we dont want any misunderstandings to happen that would put gossip about her in the mouth of everyone. EZ deflects.
>>2126898>>Ask class rep where the comfort room isfucks sakes just ask the bland first girl out already if you want her so much. you guys are acting like a harem protag
>>2126928>harem protag>asking girls outin what universe?
>>2126928I don't want to fall into the first girl trap. Hell, I'm under suspicion that Hanazawa is actually a trap laid out by the director to try and reign us in.
>>2126898"Er, Hanazawa-san, would you happen to know?"It seems she got the cue instantly, because she stands immediately up without a word. Class rep lets her pass by, but before you turn around, she smirks. Better fix this fast, she seems to say.You both make your way in front of the comfort room, away from the view of the booth.Upon arriving, she faces you with crossed arms. She's waiting for what you have to say.>"Why are you so angry, Hanazawa-san?">Explain the whole thing about the class rep's "wrong idea"
>>2126928I dont want no waifu but if there has to be a waifu I'd rather take ascended mob than try my luck with obvious harem member from another harem.
>>2126932You should read.>>2126898>Ask class rep where the comfort room is
>>2126935>>"Why are you so angry, Hanazawa-san?"
>>2126935>Apologize for this misunderstanding>Assure her that there's no funny business going on with the class rep
>>2126935>>Explain the whole thing about the class rep's "wrong idea"I am actually looking for a job.But not here anymore. Do you have any suggestions?
>>2126935Christ in heaven I'm just trying to get a job.
>>2126935>We're not dating, I still don't even know if you and I are a thing and honestly I don't even know where I fit in the grand scheme of things enough to even worry about dating someone.And moonwalk away.
>>2126935I feel like we've got no actually good way to go here. so, I'll go with >>2126949
>>2126935>"Why are you so angry, Hanazawa-san?"Hoe we talked like 3 times
>>2126935>Explain everything. Tell her dad put funny ideas in our head about improving ourself, and we wanted to try it. THEN ask whats wrong with her.
>>2126952By we I mean class rep and I. Should've made that clearer. Tackle the bull by the horns by displaying maximum bluntness! The ultimate weapon against harem protags.
>>2126955Because she likes us after we said that she was the first name that came to our mind after waking up in a suspiciously awkward way of confessing. Remember anime rules.
>>2126935>"Why are you so angry, Hanazawa-san?"You know, on a side note, I've noticed just how much the class rep has been interacting with us. Now, it may be just coincidence, but what if all this interaction is her trying to actually escape her current role?
>>2126966>>2126963Do you want to piss her off?
>>2126968I haven't watched much anime.Especially harem types.What the hell am I even doing here?
>>2126971Weren't there plenty of mentions of her actually liking the harem protag?
>>2126977I have literally nothing to apologize for, dude.
>>2126980Could always be playing that up for the audience. As a main girl, she's more likely to have the spotlight on her at any given time, so she'd have to play it more carefully.
>>2126971We could check if she's awakened discretely
>>2126979You're pretty lost then pardner. Basically in every anime the interactions between 2 peeps obv in love is usually awkward and indirect. They never go "do you wanna date me?" like normal people, instead they try to find abstract and absurd ways to confess hoping they'll get the meaning behind them (which usually the dense protagonist does not). There you go, crash course.
>>2126983We really don't, yeah. Talking to another girl is something no sane girl should immediately get upset over.
>>2126985I get that you don't want to waifu her but we should just turn her down directly instead of bumbling around if that's our goal
>>2126989>>2126976>when you don't get credit for your idea
>>2126992But nobody is sane in harem anime land. We'll never win. The plot demands it
>>2126992harem world has no therapists.Hey, maybe we should do that. Just be the 'common sense' person.
>>2126992Sure but you don't passive aggressively ask her why she's mad
>>2126984When we interacted with her I don't think it was an audience moment. I mean it'd be weird for the audience to be staring at the girl and a mob in the middle of a hallway or whatever. Then again I dont know anymore.
>>2127001It's not passive aggression, I just want her to tell us directly.
>>2126995Ah geez, man. I'm sorry. Scrolled too fast.
>>2127007I can get behind that, I'd probably ask her in a different way though
>>2127004That's assuming we're still a basic mob character to the audience. I'm leaning towards we are at a level similar (maybe slightly higher) to Hanazawa in the character tree.
>>2126935>Apologize for this misunderstanding>Assure her that there's no funny business going on with the class rep"Look, Hanazawa-san...there seems to be some sort of misunderstanding. I'm only here to get a job, and Hikaru-san just happened to be working here. That's it. There's nothing going on in between the two of us."Silence. She then sighs, and looks at you. "It's not about that, Yamada-san. I just don't know why you keep on apologizing to me.""It's because you're mad, Hanazawa-san.""I'm not mad.""Yes, you are.""No, I'm not.""Yes, yo--""Ok, so what if I am?!" Suddenly, her voice raises. "You told me yesterday about saying my name in your sleep. And now you're romping off with the class rep?!""Like I told you, I'm just asking her about a job..."The emotions in her face are conflicted. You wonder when did you start seeing these small subtleties of her, despite being a Mob."You're right, Yamada-san. Sorry. It's just..."She inhales, as if readying herself."Tell it to me straight. Yamada-san.""Do you like me?">Yes>No
>>2127016I'm honest to god not sure. The fact that our parents were actual characters made me go wut from the getgo, so I can't even refute any theory now.
>>2127019>I don't know, I barely know you. I wanna know more if that means anything.
>>2127019>>YesWhat hell, lets see how this goes
>>2127019Man, I can't even girl. Talking with just my mom makes me blush.
>>2127023>>I don't know, I barely know you. I wanna know more if that means anything.This.
>>2127023thisAlso throw in how we've got a lot of stuff to sort out before we commit to a relationship
>>2127019>Yes. I just dont know what I'm doing. Or what's going on in my life anymore. Things feel...different and I dont understand it.
>>2127019>I need to get to know you more before I say yes or no, It'd be unfair to you if I just gave an answer now.
>>2127023Gonna go with this.
>>2127019>YesLET'S DO IT BOYS
>>2127019>Where did that come from?Try to remember interacting with her before our awakening.
>>2127019>>YesLet me just re-iterate something. Yesterday, we had a nightmare about dying unloved and alone, and left to rot in some morgue. That didn't come from nowhere. I'd be jumping for fucking joy at the first bit of positive interaction from the opposite sex.
>>2127019>NoSeriously, we have had like 2-3 actual little conversations with this girl. That's hardly enough to say you like her.
>>2127033>Hair starts growing in places I didn't know it could.
I want to be your friend since.you are interesting, anything else needs a discussion. One that I'm not interested in.
>>2127019>>2127041>YesFuck it, let’s hop on that train
Seriously, how does someone expect us to answer this after like two full conversations ever.
>>2127045Suddenly plot twist, we're a child prodigy, and years younger than everyone else, suddenly we're a main character
>>2127023This we meet like a week ago.
>>2127049Anime bro. Love at first sight is real in animays.
>>2127049I don't know, but it's certainly not going to stop the Hanazawafags.
>>2127045Its subtle enough to see if she catches the [awakened] business and can be downplayed as anime comedy
>>2127053We're aren't subject to the laws of anime though, be can be better, we can overcome
>>2127053Bitch naw, I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt when it comes to our "friendship", she IS a bro, but not willing to stick our dick in someone who acts like she owns us after a mistake.
>>2127059We can, but they cannot. Just answering everyone that seems surprised that anime characters act like animays and not real human beans.
>>2127059Everything so far says otherwise. We know the laws so we can adapt but never avoid it
>NoFor fucks sake can you guys not think with your dick and be honest to this girl's questions? In crazy harem land it's the girls asking out the guy! Unless we deny her the plot won't proceed since we are a locked variable.
>>2127061Bro, I'm telling you why she's acting the way she's acting. I'm not telling you what we're supposed to do you dense fucko. They're not insane, they're acting under the "rules" of what makes anime characters. So if you suddenly see a girl that looks 5 yo and is actually 70 zillion years old dont freak out.
>>2127064We literally have the option to be honest with her and avoid conflict
>>2127068And I'm reacting exactly how I would want an anime character to I don't see the issue
>>2127019>NoStill only knew you a couple days.
>>2127061If we're waifuing someone the bare minimum imo standard should be that they're awakened
>>2127077Then let's "awaken" the cast so there's more choices
If the yes vote would win can I switch my vote to no?
>>2127074The thing is, everyone is fucking insane in anime-land and a slice-of-life quest with no romance is gonna be a bore. Specially since it seems we're gonna be involved in love affairs whether we want to or not.
>>2127040Changing to>I don't know, I barely know you. I wanna know more if that means anything.
>>2127082You're assuming we have that power. All we know is we basically woke up into an anime lawed world, not that we have any actual ways to affect it currently.
>>2127082That's what we should have been doing from the beginning imo
>>2127087It won't, it's the "BITCH I DON'T KNOW YOU" vote that's ahead at the moment. >>2127088then at least let the poor character have some goddamn agency in the issue of romance, christ>>2127090well we're acting normal, aren't we?
>>2127088I'm fine with a romance but I would rather we have a slow burn
>We've only known each other for a few days. I like you as a classmate, but I don't know you well enough yet to say anything else.It's not that we don't like her. It's that we barely know her.
All these people saying "I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU LOL" are fucking retarded. We have no idea how far we go back before we awakened, so if your goal is to make us look like a complete tard then keep your vote as is.
>>2127088Just because you want a romance doesn't mean you have to throw it to the first female presented to you.
Also we're secretly in our 30s
>>2127103We're the transfer student, remember?
>>2127096I think we can try to normalize but the thing I want people to realize is that they're not insane by choice. If you want to get any decent relationship you're gonna have to meddle quite a bit with them and set the normal pace yourself, rather than just go "not good, next".Side-note: I hope the fucker that put captchas in 4chan dies a slow fucking death in his sleep.FUCK YOU MOOT
>>2127019>>2127023This. We're a transfer student and we don't really have friends.>>2127041That wasn't a nightmare, that was the past life.
I vote yes! Let's jump in to this head first!
>>2127103We transferred in a month ago, and I would guess we weren't that social able.
>>2127107We still don't know how long we've been here.
>>2127103Considering she had no opinion on us until we awakened we didn't have a prior relationship
>>2127103Were we not the new transfer student. Unless the writers have suddenly make Hanazawa our old childhood friend we haven't seen for over a decade, we seriously should not know her.
>>2127110My point stands. I'd be all over the first set of tits that wanted to be near me.
>>2127023>>2127048Switching back to this.
>>2127122Well you're a desperate anon on 4chan, of course you would be.
>>2127122That just makes me pity you.
>>2127122We're still going to get a waifu down the line, we just aren't committing yet
>>2127127Says the guy with the cuck fetish.I know you like the class rep but at least be honest about it instead of being a salty sailor
>>2127131YOU FOOL! That's how bad harem coms START!
>>2127019>I don't know, I barely know you. I wanna know more if that means anything."Everything's happening so fast. We don't know each other well enough yet, I think. But I do want to get to know you more, Hanazawa-san. I'm sure of that."She pauses. And then, Hanazawa-san sighs. "Yeah, you're right. Sorry. I was getting all caught up in my emotions too.""Emotions?""It's because of what you said, yesterday, idiot! You made me go all doki doki and stuff."You both laugh at how you've been acting the past few minutes. The tension in the air lightens up after what seems like a long time."So," you say. "I hope we learn more about each other in the future, Hanazawa-san. Let's be friends."She smiles and nods. "Same to you too, Yamada-san."You were about to return to your seat when a question pops in your head."Say, Hanazawa-san.""Hm?""Since you asked me, I think it would be fair to ask back. How do you feel about me? Do you like me?"She turns around, smiles, and steps towards you. So close you could smell the shampoo she used this morning.She reaches out her hand smooths out your bangs. The soft sensation of her fingertips brush against your forehead."Who knows?"She leaves you behind as you stand there, stunned.>cont'd
>>2127131It's not like she's more than our first high school crush. Those never last long.
>>2127023Seconded, we can't blindly jump into a relationship
>>2127136>You made me go all doki doki and stuff."She has to be fucking with us
>>2127141I wouldn't know about that.
>>2127132One, I don't have any strong interest in any of the girls currently cause we have barely interacted with any of them.And secondly, what cucking would there be if we went with the class rep at this time? She isn't actually in a relationship with the MC. Non of the girls are. So cucking would be impossible.
>>2127141True, personally I would like to slowly build up a romance even though Hanazawa is currently my favorite girl in the quest
>>2127146Or shes ascending character levels. We need a mirror STAT
>>2127148I'm onto you salty seamen. I know your dark desires.
>>2127152We do need one, perhaps we should check out our face when we go to the bathroom or something.
>>2127155I know you think he's the one cuck guy from the previous thread, I don't think he is though
>>2127136Oh wow she's teasing... definitely Awakening...
>>2127136>We don't like abusive women, just as a FYI.
>>2127141You don't watch much SoL romance anime, huh?First highschool crush is basically equal to a lifelong happy marriage in typical animeland. Since we're not the harem MC (at least, not at the moment) that means we've probably already found out soulmate or some shit.
>>2127136>doki dokiShe knooows
>>2127168We can always breakup anyway, we're [Awakened]
>>2127159Eh I'm just joking around. People are getting [TENSE] over some fucking highschool sweetheart in fictional japan and I dont want that.Comfy above all my mans.>>2127165Awakening my deeck
>>2127157inb4 we literally have no face, and are just a mouth on a head lacking facial features like most background characters.
>>2127157Suddenly going from henohenomoheji to ikemen in one episode, the production supervisor will have conniptions
>>2127168Freeform roleplaying like this isn't limited to shitty tropes.
>>2127179I'm more worried about not being able to muster the vote for a breakup
>>2127179But what if it is
>>2127185Boy, I don't think I've ever actually seen a vote for breaking up that actually went for breaking up. Has it ever been done?
>>2127176Inb4 we bankrupt the studio and the anime is canned.>>2127193I mean people usually go for the one they want so breaking up with the one you want sounds kinda fucking retarded.
>>2127186We haven't had our actions restricted yet, if it happens I say we become anime animal man
>>2127200Scream to the reader, but it all falls on deaf ears branded as some abstract noveau art in the shape of manga. Truly a fate worse than death.
>>2127136The heavy atmosphere of the table has lifted. Hanazawa became a bit more sociable after the private conversation we had, and that seemed to relax everyone in the table, including yourself.You have a nice lunch together. The parfait was indeed delicious.Upon leaving the family restaurant, Hanazawa and her friend are walking in front of you, chatting. To your side, the class rep."So, class rep. What do you think?""Hmmph." She's not happy. "I still think you and Hanazawa-san are a good fit.""Is that so?""Stop acting so smug! Well, whatever. My work is done for now, I guess."She waves to the both in front. "Girls, I still have something to do, so I'll have to take my leave here.""Is that so? Take care, class rep.""Take care, Hikaru-chan!"She turns around, arms raised. And just like that, she disappears into the crowd, despite that eye-catching lavander hair."Actually, Yumi-chan, me also...""Ah is that so...?"And with that, the two of you are alone again.Though the atmosphere is much better, there's still an awkwardness in the air. You still feel Hanazawa's hands on your forehead.>Walk in silence>"Your friend's kind of weird..."
>>2127207Wouldn't the authors realize we're forcefully changing the show?
>>2127212>Walk in silence
>>2127216What if the authors did that on purpose and we think we're being clever breaking the wall. PUPPETS, ALL PUPPETS I TELL YOU.>>2127212>Walk in silenceJust enjoy it. It's good to not have to say anything from time to time.
>>2127212>Hey Hanazawa, have you noticed how weirdly colored the hair of the girls hanging around Eiji is?AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>2127212>Walk in silence>>2127225We already asked that question in the last thread man
>>2127212>>Walk in silence
>>2127225We've said this already, maybe change to something like "wow, that was awkward, it's almost like were in an anime"
>>2127225I too, am for the awakening.
>>2127225Seconding.BEGIN THE PROCESS, THROW THE SWITCHES!
>>2127233Changing my vote>wow, that was awkward, it's almost like we're in an anime
>>2127200Do it.That shit would actually draw my interest.
>>2127225maybe after confessing to the girl we like we shouldn't talk about other girls
>>2127212>Ask her about herself.At least find out if she has a life outside of school
>>2127242This anon speaks with wisdom.
>>2127240Doing what this one did.Changing mine to>>2127233
>>2127225We already asked her this
>>2127225We already asked this before man.
>>2127245I'm voting for this
>>2127245Supporting. We did say we want to get to know Hanazawa.
>>2127235What are we going to say though? We've already asked her about the hair
>>2127242You're right>>2127233Switching to this>>2127245Also this
Hey guys what if we bought manga in the manga? LET'S GET META
>>2127212>Walk in comfortable silence for a bit, then ask about her. If we want to know her better we need to start somewhere.
>>2127212>Initiate Small Talk Protocol
>>2127212>Walk in silenceYou decide to walk together in silence. There's really not much to say after all that has happened.You walk through the plaza, enjoying the cool spring breeze. It's May, and soon enough summer will arrive in Yumegawa. It's nice to take a stroll while the weather's still close like this.Hanazawa walks by your shoulder. Though there's still an air of unremarkability about her, you could now easily distinguish her from all the other [Mobs].Aside from her pink scrunchie, you now notice something like the pink and black eyeliner that she wears. Though aside from that, the makeup she has on seems minimal.And despite all that, she's still a cute girl."Yamada-san.""Yes?""I have to apologize for my friend earlier...""Yeah, about that. Is it just me, or she wasn't talking or paying attention to me at all?""Well, you have to understand from her point of view, Yamada-san,""I mean, she's the one who took your photo in St. Agace.">cont'd
>>2127261Start writing manga, it's about a guy trapped inside a world that runs on manga logic, commence mass awakening
At least have the common decency to delete your old votes when you're switching votes.
>>2127273>you could now easily distinguish her from all the other [Mobs]>pink and black eyelinerOh shit bois it's working
>>2127274Jesus christ, 4d checkers right there.
Here's a weird thought. Do we remember English from our previous life, or has it entirely been subsumed by moonspeak?
>>2127296We're we an american neet? I'm also curious about what if any skills we had from our previous life as well
>>2127303Vast videogame and manga knowledge. And masters degree in unhealthy eating habits.
>>2127296Good idea, lets do some reminiscing.But try to keep the hurtful memories at bay.
>>2127307We might have been a draw or write fag if even a bad one, we might also have a college education depending on when we started the neet life
>>2127273...Eh?You freeze. But how is that possible? She's a Mob Character. No way should she have any agency to take your photo right? It's impossible.You're also a hundred percent sure she's not a main character. You're even starting to forget how she looks like now, only a few minutes later."Yamada-kun?""Hanazawa-san. Are you sure about this? That she's the one that took my photo?""Eh? Yes, I'm pretty sure. She sent it to me personally as well..."So she's the aforementioned friend of Hanazawa that took your photo. But...she's a Mob.She shouldn't have been able to take your photo.>cont'd
>>2127303This was us.
>>2127316Fuck you, no. I'd rather be William fucking Murderface than a meme.
>>2127315Oh fuck. The spinoff has already begun. We're now the Rom-com MC, but we're on the true end version
>>2127315>but...she's a Mob.>She shouldn't have been able to take your photo.What if the main characters are the only people with no free will?
>>2127321Our name is ken.We were a fat fucking weeb.We died alone.We're ken-sama
>>21273155 AM, Sunday morning. You're jogging your normal route. Your dad, already enamored with another project, has decided to leave your work out up to you. Typical.Your mind is still on the mysterious Mob character who had the agency to take your photo.Once again you're matching the pace of Jogger Girl. Though her pace is improving, her endurance is still shot. She's already wheezing by the first lap.>Encourage her to take another lap>Cut it short. Tell her to rest.
>>2127336>>Encourage her to take another lap
>>2127336>Encourage her to take another lapRun it with her
>>2127336>>Cut it short. Tell her to rest.
>>2127336>Encourage her to take another lap
>>2127336>Encourage her to take another lapDon't say anything.
>>2127336>>Cut it short. Tell her to rest.Don't want her to pass out.Cause we'll need to remove restrictive clothing, and that might cause misunderstandings.
>>2127336>Ignore shitty glasses
>>2127336>Encourage her to take another lapAnd then we're forever known as that guy who pushed a poor innocent jogger into committing suicide by running.
>>2127336Cut it short, tell her to rest.Also act as though you're a little more exhausted than you actually are.
>>2127315What if... Hanazawa's Mob friend had the agency to do it because we are getting upgraded to Spinoff MC?>>2127336>>Cut it short. Tell her to rest.>>2127321No please, rather be the fat NEET who got Truck-kun'd and isekai'd into this crappy anime.
>>2127350I don't think you can run yourself to death in one lap unless you're morbidly obese or have heart problems
>>2127336>Cut it short. Tell her to rest.
I just thought of something. Are harem cliches a commonly known thing here? What would happen if he joined the literary club and wrote a light novel series starring a dense MC and his harem of strange girls.
>>2127336>Encourage her to take another lap"Um," you just realized that you haven't actually talked to this girl before. You just matched her pace thinking it would encourage her."Er, Miss...I know you're tired...but I think, if we could push through one more lap, we're going to, er..."You realize you're really not cut out for this motivational talk thing."...You could do it, Miss."You observe her. She's looking at you, face blocked by loose strands of her brown hair and her humongous thick glasses. You thought she was going to trip from sheer exhaustion, but instead, she nods and even matches your pace.You jog with her on your shared route. And somehow, you even finished it without stopping. It looks like it's just a mental thing.Upon reaching the spot where you separated yesterday, you raise your hand again."See you, miss, this is my stop!"You jog away, waving your hand. From the corner of your eye, you also see her raise her hand hesitantly.>cont'd
>>2127371Eiji would laugh at it finding it funny while all his girls would be suffering
>>2127384Find a harem manga, and give it to Eiji.Try to awaken the mc's.
>>2127371Wait, since fiction within fiction is usually shit does that make us a creative prodigy by comparison to most other authors in anime land?
>>2127395Assuming we didn't reincarnate from a different anime world also making or writing shit
>>2127380You arrive home, sweaty and tired. Your mom is sitting in the living room, a rare sight. She's reading a newspaper."I'm home, mom.""Welcome back. Say hi to Kei, Ken, he's in the kitchen."You nod. Looks like your brother's home from Tokyo this weekend.You head into the kitchen, and see him behind the refrigerator, looking for food."I'm home, Kei.""Oh, aniki! Welcome back. You want anything?""Maybe some water or some milk? I'm thirsty.""Sure...Hm?"It seems he's surprised about something."What is it Kei?""You seem different, aniki.""Different how?"You don't really know how you acted before around your little brother."I'm not really sure...ah, I got it!" He stands up from the refrigerator and closes the door.
>>2127401He smiles, carrying a ton of food on his arms. His golden hair sparkles in the sunlight."It seems you're [Awake], aniki.">cont'd
>>2127400Since we realize how anime everything is, we're probably from reality
>>2127391I don't give a shit about MC. I want the girls to realize he's not worth the crap they're putting themselves through.
>>2127406oh god being a main character is a disease
>>2127406WHO TOLD YOU?!!?!?!?!??!
>>2127406what in the fresh fuck
Wait, is that it? We're part of a family made up of people who Awake? It's a family of strangers, that's why each one lives completely apart from the rest.Mom works far from home and is always gone, dad's always out. Brother is living in a different city. We're the most recent to awaken.
>>2127406Don't let him know we're reincarnated, we still don't know how people normally awaken
>>2127425If so why haven't mom or dad commented on us being awake?
>>2127406You don't even realize that you were retreating until you hit a wall. This guy...who is he?He steps towards the dining table and starts opening a packet."Why do you look so scared, Aniki? Did I say anything false?""Who the hell are you?""Hm? I'm your little brother, Yamada Kei. You could also call me the Devil of this World.">"Devil?">Stay silent.
>>2127448>But you look like an angel
>>2127448>"Devil? Is this some kind of purgatory?"
>>2127448>devil?>if you're the devil who is god?
>>2127448IT JUST GETS FUCKING BETTER, DOESN'T IT.>"Devil?"We gotta get answers now.
>>2127448>Does that make me the Arch-Angel if your Lucifer?
>>2127448>>"Devil?"Boy, I do hope he's joking and this isn't a sudden genre change to horror.
>>2127448>Not a fan of the authors?He's probably rebelling against them, hence he's the devil
>>2127448>So why am I here Devil brother?
>>2127462>>2127464NOW we're in a Personaverse.
>>2127448Don't panic.Panic>So, you know what's going on?>Can you tell me?
>>2127470No, no, Shin Megami Tensei.
>>2127485Either or really.
OKAY I WAS WAITING FOR THIS.We need to thank him profusely for verifying that we aren't fucking bananas.Then ask him about EVERYTHING. Eiji, Hanazawa, Mom and Dad, Class Rep, ALL OF IT
>>2127448"Hm, well, I'm not really a devil. I'm as much as a devil as I am an angel. But saying it sounds cool, right?"He says this while munching on a Gari Gari Kun popsicle."I call myself a devil because I'm the antithesis of the God of this world.""...and who is the God of this world?""Isn't it obvious? It's the Main Character.""But what about the higher beings?""Higher beings? Ooh, sounds intriguing! Do explain, Aniki.""Well...isn't this an anime universe? So then the one's who control this world should be the authors...or the viewers...""Interesting theory. But you're wrong. This universe was created to serve one purpose and one purpose only: the main character's happiness. The Main Character is the highest being.">So what are you then?>So who are you then?
>>2127495>So what are you then?>So who are you then?>Little brother is the Big bad guy
>>2127495>>So who are you then?
>>2127495>So then you're just the antagonist?
>>2127495>"Is he awake at all?"
>>2127495>So who are you then?Thought it was a harem rom com, not a battle harem.
>>2127495So you're his antagonist or something?
>>2127495>So what are you then?Wew it just gets more and more interesting.
>>2127495This >>2127502We also need to ask why are the both of us [Awake]
>>2127495"Yeah duh, the universe was created for him, hes the main character. But that doesn't mean he created it, just that its all for him. So, I'm the brother of the antagonist."
>>2127495"Like I said, I'm Yamada Kei. Though, I do have many names. I'm the opposite of the [Main Character]. I'm the [Meta Character]. If the main character's main defining characteristic is "genre blind", then I'm "genre savvy.""That means, if you have any questions about this universe, aniki, now's probably the time to ask.">Ask about himself>Ask about [Awakening]>Ask about [Mobs]>Ask about parents>Ask about the [Main Character]>Write in
>>2127525>Ask about [Awakening]>Ask about [Mobs]>Ask about parents
>>2127525>ASk it alll
>>2127525>All of the questions
>>2127525>>Ask about [Awakening]>>Ask about [Mobs]>>Ask about parents
>>2127525>Ask about EVERYTHING.Infodump all over us senpai
>>2127525>Ask about himself>Ask about [Awakening]>Ask about [Mobs]>Ask about parents>Ask about the [Main Character]You're exposition dumping RIGHT NOW OP
>>2127525>All of them
>>2127525>>Ask about [Awakening]And Our previous life.