>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twenty-two year old man named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>>Current SagaLord Slug>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-20yY_jcQ
"Thanks for the bean," you tell Korin before leaping off of the tower.Flying upward, you soon reach the top of Kami's Lookout, finding the old Guardian standing outside, evidently having been waiting for you."Hello, Tofoo," he greets as you land in front of him. "I'm glad to see you alive and well. Things are certainly looking bad, and this new foe of yours has an all-too familiar feel to him.">A. Ask what he's talking about>B. You know what he means>C. Ask how much he knows about what's going on down there>D. Something else
>>998585>B. You know what he means>C. Ask how much he knows about what's going on down there
>>998585B and C
>>998585>D. He's a Namek, you're a Namek, Piccolo is a Namek. Help me knock him out then one of you should fuse with him
>>998589>>998590"I know what you mean," you tell your old mentor.Both Slug and his men gave off a feeling that was more than evil, it was demonic, the group reminding you far too much of King Piccolo and his demonic servants. Based on that, and Lord Slug's apparent knowledge of the Dragonballs, you're experiencing far too much deja vu right now. "How much do you know about what's going on down there?" you ask Kami."Enough," he answers, giving a small smile. "And while this enemy that has surfaced possesses great power, his very nature may give us the advantage we need to ensure his defeat."Kami glances over his shoulder, and you spot Popo approaching the two of you, carrying a rather large jar in his hands. You're pretty sure you understand the plan, when Popo sets down the jar between you and Kami."I trust you're familiar with the Mafuba technique," Kami says.>A. Of course>B. Sure, but you never learned to use it>C. Ask if she's sure that technique will work on Slug>D. Ask if that's really necessary; you and the others should be able to handle Slug>E. Something else
>>998619>B. Sure, but you never learned to use itThanks Roshi/Kami/Piccolo/Time Chamber Mutaito
>>998619>A. Of course>B. Sure, but you never learned to use it
>>998619>B. Sure, but you never learned to use it
>>998619>B. Sure, but you never learned to use it>E. Doesn't it kill the person who successfully seals the evil creature?Disregard E. if we didn't witness the Mafuba kill the user. I'm sure Tofoo isn't in any mood to be an hero so soon again if he saw/remembers.
>>998624>>998634"Sure," you answer. "But, I've never learned to use it."Kami smiles. "That's why we're here."Popo smiles as well, taking a step back."That is, if you're willing to let us play the role of your teachers again," Kami continues. "I won't lie to you; the Mafuba is a dangerous technique. If performed improperly, it can be fatal to its user. However, I was able to successfully master the technique, and given your impressive ability with ki, I believe you can do this. However, the decision is yours.">A. You'll learn the Mafuba>B. No; there must be some other way
>>998667>A. You'll learn the Mafuba
>>998667>A. You'll learn the MafubaThis is already better than Super.
>>998667>>A. You'll learn the Mafuba>>998678To be fair, it's not that hard to do better than Super. Would've been better if DB's revival was limited only to the battle of gods instead of making an entire season of anime and even then, battle of gods was kinda asspully
>>998714>To be fair, it's not that hard to do better than Super. Would've been better if DB's revival was limited only to the battle of gods instead of making an entire season of anime and even then, battle of gods was kinda asspullyIt would have been better if it were something set even further in the future. With an Indian, and kid Goku.
>>998676>>998678"I'll learn the Mafuba," you tell Kami, deciding that it's probably the best way to go about defeating Lord Slug.The Guardian nods, taking a step back. "Very well. We will use this jar for practice. Its size makes it an easy target, which will make your training a bit easier. Now, we'll give you a demonstration."He turns toward his assistant. "Mr. Popo, are you sure you're comfortable with this?"Popo nods. "Go ahead, Kami. I will be alright."Kami closes his eyes, taking a deep breath. When his eyes open again, they shine with intense focus, and Popo seems taken aback. Kami thrusts out his hands toward his assistant, shouting a single word at the top of his lungs."MAFUBA!"A green beam of light shoots from his palms, and Popo begins to scream when it hits him. You watch as the green beam changes into a swirling vortex, and seems to stretch Popo's body impossibly as he's sent spinning through it.Kami lifts his arms, and vortex changes back into a beam, flying high into the air before the Guardian redirects it, sending it crashing down into the jar, which rocks back and forth rapidly as the light vanishes within it."Now, at this point, you quickly close the container, and your foe will be unable to escape," Kami explains. "However, you also need to attach a seal to the side of it, otherwise your foe can escape."As if on cue, the jar begins to shudder, and Popo emerges in a puff of smoke, sweating and breathing heavily, his eyes wide with terror. Kami gives his friend an apologetic look."I am sorry, Mr. Popo," he tells him. "Are you alright?"Popo nods. "I'll be fine, Kami."Nodding, the Guardian turns back to you. "Now, Tofoo. It's time to practice. You can either use myself or Popo for this.">A. Practice using Kami>B. Practice using Popo
>>998762>A. Practice using KamiPopo is for niceness not mafubas.
>>998762>A. Practice using Kami
>>998762>A. Practice using KamiCause our target is an old super namekian
>>998762>>A. Practice using Kami>>B. Practice using PopoSwap training targets between mafuba uses until you get it right.
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>>998834>>998822>>998821With Kami as your target, you begin your training, with the results being less-than successful, but somewhat amusing. As it turns out, despite your great skill at manipulating ki, the Mafuba is a difficult technique to master, and on your first attempt, you accidentally fling poor Kami off the side of the Lookout. When he comes back up, you try again, this time getting closer, but only because this time his building was in the way, keeping him from being thrown off the edge again. As Popo goes to mend the damage, you make a third attempt, this time sending Kami crashing through a tree.By this point, you're feeling tired, but you have more than enough energy to keep going. Kami, on the other hand, has several bruises, and looks as if he's about to have a heart-attack. As you prepare to try again, he stiffens, looking toward the edge of the Lookout."Wait, Tofoo!" he calls before you can make another attempt. "We may have to put this training on hold for the time being.">A. Why?>B. Is it Slug?>C. Tell him that if he needs a break, he should just say so>D. Something else
>>998858>A. Why?>B. Is it Slug?
>>998858>B. Is it Slug?
>>998865>>998869"Why?" you ask. "Slug?"Kami nods. "He's on the move. Now, perhaps I'm simply being paranoid, but it appears that he's making his way toward West City."Your heart-rate skyrockets. Bulma most likely went back there. And, even if she didn't, Trunks is still at Capsule Corp with his grandparents. You saw what that monster Slug did to North City, there's no reason that he couldn't do the same to your home.>A. Tell Kami you'll be back, and head for West City>B. Grab the jar, and head for West City>C. You trust Bulma to keep your son safe, and this is the best chance you have of stopping this guy. You'll stay here>D. Something else
>>998904>A. Tell Kami you'll be back, and head for West City>B. Grab the jar, and head for West CityAlso ask for the Tailsman, lets not be Gokurgetful.
>>998904>C. You trust Bulma to keep your son safe, and this is the best chance you have of stopping this guy. You'll stay hereI still like this Trunks better than Super Trunks.
>>998904>>D. Something elsePractice that thing. That really annoying thing. You know that thing. WHAT!?
>>998904>>C. You trust Bulma to keep your son safe, and this is the best chance you have of stopping this guy. You'll stay hereLet's keep training. And Trunks better get used to how feels to die, he will see plenty of it when he's old enough to fight
>>998915Trunks from Super. Super Trunks in DBZ is pretty useless, but at least he protected the future.
>>998927You're giving Goku and Vegeta a run for "worst parent"
>>998929I meant which Trunks from Super? Present or Future?
>>998955They both suck, but I mean the older Trunks. With the edgiest form in DB, Super Saiyan Rage.
>>998930Being realistic, som. If he chooses the path of warrior, he will die fighting, if he chooses to be a regular civilian, he will die as collateral damage. Either way, there's only death in his future, and considering how prone Tofoo is to dying, he has death flowing through his veins.
>>998911this, also>Just get off a 12 hour shift>DB Quest is running againTruly the best New Year's present.
>>998973Has Bulma died even once yet?
>>999018Buu killed her on the Lookout.
>>999018Buu saga only
>>999026I meant in the quest
>>999029No, unless she died while we were dead and we didn't know about it.
>>999018Believe it or not we actually managed to protect our family pretty good up to this point.
>>998911>>998924"I'll be back," you promise Kami, picking up the jar. "Do you have a seal for this?""Mr. Popo?" the Guardian asks, looking over his shoulder.Popo approaches, handing you a small seal, which you quickly attach to the side of the jar before rushing to the edge and leaping off. You quickly start toward West City, sensing Slug's energy heading in that same direction. As far as you can tell, you'll beat him there at your current speed, but maybe you should pick up the pace just a bit to be sure.>A. Keep going at your current speed>B. Speed it up a bit
>>999055>B. Speed it up a bit
>>999055>>A. Keep going at your current speedWe're gonna need all the energy we can get.
>>999055>>A. Keep going at your current speedsave battery
>>999055>A. Keep going at your current speed
>>999055>A. Keep going at your current speedSince we know Kori and the others received some senzu's from Korin before heading back to West City.
>>999062>>999068In the interest of conserving energy, you continue at your present speed. As you draw closer to West City, you're able to sense the energy signatures of Yamcha and Kori there, along with Krillin, though his family seems to be flying in another direction.It's not long before you arrive, and when you do, you find your three friends waiting on the outskirts, hovering in the air. Upon your arrival, the three look toward you, smiling."There he is," Yamcha says with a smile."Boy, it's a relief to see you in one piece," Krillin remarks. "To be honest, I thought you were a goner!">A. Please, you've dealt with worse than this>B. Ask how they feel about facing Slug>C. Tell the others that you have a way to deal with Slug; the Mafuba>D. Something else
>>999103>C. Tell the others that you have a way to deal with Slug; the Mafuba>D. Sorta
>>999103>A. Please, you've dealt with worse than this>C. Tell the others that you have a way to deal with Slug; the Mafuba
>>999103>>C. Tell the others that you have a way to deal with Slug; the Mafuba>>D. "Well, i mean, i kinda"
>>999103>A. Please, you've dealt with worse than this>C. Tell the others that you have a way to deal with Slug; the Mafuba"And I sorta know how to do it, pulling it off is another question thats going to be answered soon."
Hey, at least we can reasonably assume Trunks learns the Mafuba in the future now, we don't have to have a complete asspull for his inevitable failure with it.
>>999122>>999115"Please, I've dealt with worse," you tell your friend."You mean like Freeza?" Yamcha jokes, earning a glare from you."Look, I may have a way to beat Slug," you inform the group. "I learned a technique called the Mafuba."Krillin and Kori don't seem to recognize the name, but Yamcha's eyes widen just a bit."Isn't that the technique Master Roshi's teacher used to seal away King Piccolo?" he asks.You nod. Yamcha laughs joyously. "Well alright! Then you can just put Slug in a jar and we're done here!""Well, I mean, I sorta know how to do it," you say unconvincingly."Sorta?" Kori asks."Well, I've never actually pulled it off," you explain, rubbing the back of your head with your free hand."You're kidding, right?" Krillin asks.>A. Nope. So fingers crossed>B. No, but it doesn't matter. The four of you can handle Slug>C. Your training sort of got interrupted>D. Ask the others to keep Slug's focus so that you can use the technique>E. Something else
>>999190>C. Your training sort of got interrupted
>>999190>>C. Your training sort of got interrupted>B. No, but it doesn't matter. The four of you can handle Slug
>>999190>>C. Your training sort of got interrupted>>B. No, but it doesn't matter. The four of you can handle Slug
>>999190>A. Nope. So fingers crossed>C. Your training sort of got interrupted
>>999208>>999222>>999225"My training sort of got interrupted," you explain. "So, fingers crossed. But if this Mafuba thing doesn't work out, the four of us should be able to handle Slug by ourselves.""I sure hope you're right," Krillin tells you."Guys!" Kori shouts. "He's here!"A terrible feeling of dread watches over you, and you turn to see Slug fast-approaching. He stops just ahead of you and your friends, an amused smile on his hideous, wrinkled face."Well, we meet again," he remarks, looking at you. "That was a nice trick you pulled before, but you won't be getting away this time.""He's not alone this time!" Yamcha shouts to the demon. "You really think you can handle all four of us?""Hah!" Slug laughs. "I could take a hundred of you with no trouble whatsoever. But since you seem so confident, maybe I'll start with you."Yamcha scowls, getting into a fighting stance. "Bring it!"Slugs eyes glow, and two beams of light shoot forward toward Yamcha. Your friend's eyes widen, and he brings up his arms to block, hissing in pain as the beams push him back. Smoke rises from the spots that were hit, but Yamcha seems to be alright.>A. Attack Slug head-on>B. Go to the ground, set down the pot, and prepare the Mafuba>C. Energy Sword>D. Kuma-Ken>E. Bear Shout>F. Something else
>>999272>D. Kuma-Ken>F.charge and after-image
>>999272>D. Kuma-Ken>C. Energy Sword >F. After-Image charge
>>999272>D. Kuma-Ken>C. Energy Sword>F. After-Image charge
>>999272>C. Energy Sword>D. Kuma-KenCall him a slugnigger to throw him off.
>>999272>B. Go to the ground, set down the pot, and prepare the Mafuba
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>>999344>>999339>>999336ahhh...we really are back in the saddle
>>999336>>999339>>999344"Kuma-Ken!" you shout at the top of your lungs, feeling your power skyrocket as you become surrounded by a green aura.Slug takes his attention off of Yamcha, glancing toward you as you hold out your free hand, focusing your energy into the form of a blade. With a yell, you rush toward the green terror, using the Afterimage technique in an attempt to strike him from behind. However, Slug is not so easily fooled, and throws back his elbow, catching you in the gut and knocking the wind right out of you. Turning around, he delivers a mighty punch to your face, and you are thrown back by the force of it, the jar falling free of your grasp and plummeting toward the ground in the process. >A. Chase after it>B. Attack Slug again>C. Get ready to defend>D. Something else
>>999379>A. Chase after itThe dice say, put him the jar
>>999379>A. Chase after it
>>999379>>A. Chase after it
>>999395"Tofoo, why do you want me to wear this?"
>>999379>>A. Chase after itFINE dice gods, we'll use the Mabufa
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>>999435>>999436>>999437Fuck me, what in God's name?
>>999435>>999436>>999437Jesus, what did you people do to piss off the dice gods?
>>999443SOM, have you been beating the Chess Dragon in chess again?
>>999443I forgot my lucky penny
>>999452Ain't nobody beat chess dragon. Not even me, and I'm retarded.
>>9994432017 is the year of bad rolls
>>999435>>999436>>999437The Mafuba might be your best chance, and with that in mind, you dive after the falling jar, the lid to which has already come off, and is falling a short distance from the rest of it. You move as fast as you can, but before you can reach the jar, a thin beam of light shoots out and strikes it, breaking Slug's potential prison into countless pieces.Stopping your descent, you look up toward Slug, who smirks down at you, taking aim to fire his next attack at your heart. But before he gets the chance, Krillin takes the opportunity to strike, kicking Slug in the back of the head, and knocking the demon forward. Kori follows up with an energy wave that strikes Slug in the back, pushing him away and giving you time to rejoin your friends.Yamcha has made it back to the group as well, and the four of you watch as Slug breaks free of Kori's attack, turning back toward your group with an arrogant, thoroughly amused grin."This guy's getting on my nerves," Yamcha tells you. "What do you say we wipe the smile off his ugly face?">A. Have everyone fire energy attacks at once>B. Have everyone rush him at the same time>C. Charge at him with your Ki Blade>D. Keep Slug distracted, and give the others a chance to attack>E. Tell one of the others to go warn the people at Capsule Corp to leave the city (specify who you send away)>F. Something else
>>999490>>D. Keep Slug distracted, and give the others a chance to attack>>E. Tell one of the others to go warn the people at Capsule Corp to leave the city (specify who you send away)Send Krillin.
>>999490>>D. Keep Slug distracted, and give the others a chance to attack>>E. Tell one of the others to go warn the people at Capsule Corp to leave the city (specify who you send away) Who'd be the fastest? i'm thinking either Yamcha or Krillin
>D. Keep Slug distracted, and give the others a chance to attackRemove anything we are wearing that can slow us down.
>>999490D and E with Krillin
>>999490>>F. Something elseTell Slug that he's pretty
>>999517Wait...are we still wearing our weighted Gi?
>>999522Too late for flattery>>999531No
>>999540Oh thank Christ. If we were wearing it though, I'd have voted to throw it at him. Thing must weigh a fucking ton.
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>>999565>>999564>1 post apart>6 seconds apartDamn, tough luck
Well at least Kori might get her return of Garlic Jr scene and play it on Slug instead. Going through his back and coming out the other end.
>>999589SOM please, our happiness would be good for you! I know you've been hitting a rough patch lately.
>>999589It's the fucking garbage ass Captcha. Fuck fireworks.
>>999564>>999561>>999557"Krillin, I want you to go to Capsule Corp," you tell your friend. "Tell Bulma, Lazuli, Doctor Briefs, and all of the others to get out of West City.""Alright," Krillin tells you. "You three hang in there until I get back!"He turns and rushes toward Capsule Corp, leaving you, Yamcha, and Kori to contend with this demonic being on your own. Slug slowly moves toward you and your remaining friends, a dark aura becoming visible around him. Fighting the chill working its way down your spine, you tell Yamcha and Kori of your plan."I'll keep him distracted," you whisper. "Find an opening and attack.""Right," Yamcha tells you, his expression serious as ever. Kori nods, her expression of determination reminding you a bit of her father. Fear won't stop her from giving this battle her all, for better or worse.Slug stops a short distance from your trio, continuing to smirk devilishly. The smug confidence radiating from him almost creates enough disgust within you to cancel out the fear that's beginning to take hold.Drawing on your courage, and thinking of your family, you rush toward Slug, hefting your Ki Blade high and slashing downward toward his left shoulder. His left arm rises to block the blade, stopping it in its tracks. You can feel his energy focusing into his arm, keeping it from being sliced by your attack.Chuckling to himself, he raises his other hand and places it upon your chest, unleashing a blast of energy that throws you away and burns through your clothes, scorching your skin. "Haven't you had enough?" Slug asks. "Just give it up already. I promise that I'll kill you quickly if you surrender now."Not about to give up, you rush forward, slashing at another blast that Slug sends your way, sending it flying away from the battlefield. Thrusting your free hand forward, you retaliate with a blast that pushes Slug back, and quickly close in, stabbing where you assume his heart is. He manages to spin out of the way just in time, maneuvering himself behind you and punching you in the back of the head, sending you tumbling toward the ground.>A. Brace for impact>B. Try to stop your descent>C. Try to land in a crouch>D. Try to fire a blast up at him>E. Something else
>>999636>C. Try to land in a crouch
>>999636>>C. Try to land in a crouchand if we manage to pull it off>>E. Start running and firing ki blasts at him
>>999636Can we flip our body over and fire a Kamehameha from our feet and headbutt him if he was chasing us.
>>999648You can attempt that, yes
>>999653Going for catching him off guard from someone that can expel ki from their feet.
>>999653Lets do that then
>>999662fuck it, this
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>>999696TOFOO'S BACK BITCHES
>>999696>>999692>>999691As you tumble down toward the ground, you stop channeling energy into your Ki Blade, allowing it to vanish as you instead focus your Ki into stabilizing yourself, and channeling energy into your feet. Just before reaching the ground, you fire a Kamehameha Wave from your feet, propelling you upward toward Slug, who seems to have his hands full with the others. Yamcha catches the demon off-guard, sending him forward toward Kori, who kicks him in the back and sends him plummeting down toward you. You collide with Slug, your fist slamming into his body, and breaking through his skin, pushing all the way through the other side.Slug cries out in surprise, blood shooting from his mouth, and lets out a pained cry as you wrench your now blood-coated arm from his body, revealing a decently sized hole in his chest.Slug quickly backs away, bringing his hand to the hole and breathing heavily, his expression showing only shock at the fact that he's been wounded.>A. Ask Slug what he said before about being able to take a hundred of you>B. Create an Energy Blade and strike before he can recover>C. Move over to Yamcha and Kori, and prepare for the next round of fighting>D. Bear Shout>E. Tell Slug that you're sort of a professional at putting holes in Namekians>F. Something else
>>999731>E. Tell Slug that you're sort of a professional at putting holes in Namekians>D. Bear Shout
>>999731>E. Tell Slug that you're sort of a professional at putting holes in NamekiansLets do a bear shout, but instead charge it while we speak and do the Super Bear Shout!
>>999731>ESUPER BEAR SHOUT
>>999731>>E. Tell Slug that you're sort of a professional at putting holes in Namekiansand these:>>999740>>999741
>>999731E. Tell Slug that you're sort of a professional at putting holes in Namekians and >>999741
Just got back from watching rogue one, glad we didn't die. I'll feed the dice as many lewds as I can
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>>999783I haven't restocked on images off /a/ for a while, I have nsfw images but /qst/ is a blue board and Bulma is my favorite.
>>999783I have different ones,I just post more of the ones that have Bulma since she's our wife.
>>999796fair enough>>999795This being a blue-board is fucking retarded. Bite me portero.
>>999782>>999783>>999784"I'm sort of an expert at putting holes in Namekians," you tell Slug, channeling energy upward as you speak.The hole in Slug's chest mends itself, his power level dropping, yet still he looks at you with a smirk. "So, you know I'm a-"Before he can finish, you open your mouth wide, unleashing a massive wave of energy that catches him entirely off-guard, engulfing his body as he cries out in shock. When the light fades, much of his body appears scorched, and he wears a look of rage on his face.However, that rage soon turns to a look of joy and confidence as his power returns to normal, then continues to climb. You watch in confusion and shock as a glow surrounds his body, and his old, wrinkles flesh takes on a brighter shade of green, his muscles growing, his wrinkles vanishing, and his power continuing to climb."Finally!" he yells, laughing uproariously. "I was wondering when my strength would return!">A. Ask what the hell just happened>B. Oh, that's bullshit!>C. Solar Flare and flee>D. Prepare to defend>E. Tell everyone to attack at once>F. Something else
>>999806>B. Oh, that's bullshit!
>>999806>C.Fuck we need that mafuba
>>999806>B. Oh, that's bullshit!>A. Ask what the hell just happened>F. Compare him to King Piccolo
I'll try to post my non Bulma stuff but she is best girl
>>999806>B. Oh, that's bullshit!>A. Ask what the hell just happenedSo that way Kami can turn Young since if Slug can do it so can he.
>>999806>>B. Oh, that's bullshit!>C. Solar Flare and fleeOBTAIN NEW JAR
>>999821Nah, different situations
>>999818it's why we married her
>>999829Oh? It wasn't for her money?
>>999829Dat soapy Bulma, she is my favorite but I also like Mai, Launch and Ran Fan
>>999831It's a nice bonus, but what does Tofoo need with money? If we went down to the bare essentials, Tofoo would just have a large boulder, a beehive, and the clothes on his back.
>>999831We aren't DBZ Chichi
>>999842she deserves every hardship she gets for deciding to marry someone at the age of 12.
>>999849To be fair, in this timeline she chose Krillin, who won't burn through her family's money and is willing to get a job
>>999849What's the Muslim equivalent of that? Deciding to marry a guy at 4?
>>999831Nope for her brains and scary attitude, Bulma a cute. Plus she reels Tofoo in whenever he tries to do something stupid >>999840The good life, we need to get some bear skin to wear over our gi like a vest or a coat or something
>>999859>DecidingLike they get to make that decision>>999862I think a bear skin cloak would look cool. I vaguely remember discussing something like that before.
>>999870Yeah but it needs to be weighted
>>999888No shit it needs to be weighted. It should be about 2 tons. I want a good impact when we take that off to fight people.
>>999870YeahWe also had an idea for a bear dojo but then LUL BLACK DRAGONS
>>999900I thought we decided to do the Bear dojo only after we defeat Cell, provided we don't get murdered/drank.
>>999812>>999809"Oh, that's bullshit!" you shout toward Slug, who simply begins to laugh harder."I told you that you have no chance!" he shouts with glee. "Crushing you and your friends just became a lot easier!""What the Hell just happened?" you demand of the Namekian, who answers quite obligingly."I'm sure you remember that attack I used to destroy the last city we fought in," he says smugly. "It killed every living thing there except for you, and even you barely made it. The problem is that an attack like that requires that I use my life energy, which means when we fought before, I was weakened. But now my youthful appearance and true vigor have returned, and you don't have a prayer!""You've got to be kidding me!" Yamcha shouts.Slug laughs once again. "Finally starting to realize that fighting me's hopeless? I'll give you the same chance I gave your friend here. If you swear to become my obedient servant, I'll consider sparing your life.""In your dreams, you disgusting freak!" Yamcha shouts back.>A. If that attack aged him, how the Hell did he return to his youthful strength?>B. Tell him that raw power doesn't decide a fight>C. Attempt to use the Solar Flare and flee>D. Something else
>>999909>>A. If that attack aged him, how the Hell did he return to his youthful strength?>B. Tell him that raw power doesn't decide a fight
>>999909>AWe need to evacuate the city NOW
>>999900Don't really want a dojo I know alot of anons want one but I really want to wait to start it, I see Tofoo doing a dojo as a way to pass down his skills so earth will always have defenders ready to stand up and prptect our planet, I feel that's a long way off since here we are doing it ourselves. I think it'd be cool to see all the people who did know about ki previously who were brought back now though.>>999909>A.
>>999909>A.>B.>D. Get a gauge of his power.
>>999909>A. If that attack aged him, how the Hell did he return to his youthful strength?Sense ki
>>999939>Get a gauge of his power. It's huge.
>"I'm sure you remember that attack I used to destroy the last city we fought in," he says smugly. "It killed every living thing there except for you, and even you barely made it. The problem is that an attack like that requires that I use my life energy, which means when we fought before, I was weakened. But now my youthful appearance and true vigor have returned, and you don't have a prayer!"And yet Nappa did that to an entire city by himself. Lord Slug must have some really bad ki control.
>>999983His version was much more powerful than Nappa's seeing as we almost died from it.
>>999996Are you implying we need to sacrifice a city in order to defeat Slug?
>>1000006Not necessarily, what we need to do is get another jar somehow.
>>999996We wasted ki before him in two battles, let alone the fact we still had our ki sword while we were running away before he shoot us down, decreasing our strength further, before his flashy fireworks.
sounds like super namekian bullshit
>>999914>>999925"If that attack aged you, how did you go back to the way you were?" you question."You know what Dragonballs are," Slug reminds you. "And long ago, I used my Dragonballs to grant myself eternal youth! Thanks to that wish, so long as my life force isn't extinguished, my youth and vigor return given time. Too bad for you that it returned when it did.""Raw power doesn't decide a fight," you warn."Oh yeah?" he asks. "Well let's see what you and your friends can do against Lord Slug in his prime!">End UpdatesThat's all for tonight, anons. I hope you all had funFollow me @qmdralo to see when I'm runningAs always, I will stick around for a while
>>1000070Thanks as always for running Som. I hope you got your shit squared away. It was just disheartening seeing you in that kind of funk.
>>1000078It's being handled, not as fast as I would like, but I'm in a better state mentally than I was before
>>1000070Happy New Years, you've come up with your resolution?What would the casts resolution be?
>>1000089Krillin: Do a better job of keeping his family from getting hurtYamcha: Don't screw things up with LazuliGoku: Master Instant TransmissionLaunch: Go on more picnicsLaunch: Buy more gunsPiccolo: Become stronger than Goku and TofooBulma: Keep her husband from dying that yearSuno: Get Goku to stay home for a bit
>>1000107Tofoo: Stay away from acid and martial-arts tournaments.
Funny how Tofoo still makes shit rolls in the new year.
>>1000139Funny or fitting?
>>1000107So what did Krillin and Chichi say to each other all those years ago when we told him to wait with her?
>>1000139Gotta' get them bad rolls out of the way.My New Year resolution is to have Tofoo roll a 100 on an actual attack.
>>1000195"Hey babe you wanna' fug?"
>>1000195They talked, Chichi asked why he was with you, learned he was a fighter too, she kind of fawned over him, saying he must be brave and strong too, but unlike Tofoo and Goku, when Chichi expressed interest, Krillin reciprocated it. Chichi was a hopeless romantic desperate for a boyfriend, and Krillin was desperate for a girlfriend. Oddly enough, it worked out because the two of them wanted to be the best significant other they possibly could, so they did all they could for each other.
>>1000211How old is their kid again?
>>1000232Like 5 or 6
>>1000240I couldn't remember off the top of my head. I was just trying to figure out if there's a good playmate for Trunks in the future.
>>1000249Maybe Yamcha and Lazuli, or Launch and Lapis will have a kidOr not
>>1000253I doubt either couple is gonna have a kid any time soon. They just don't seem the type for it at the moment.
>>1000268True enoughMaybe Krillin and Chichi, they get busy often enoughOr maybe Suno and Goku when he finally gets back
>>1000281I think another kid would be a good reason for Goku to stay home for a whie. Seems like the perfect plan for Suno. What would they be named though.
>>1000310I guess Gohan if it's a boy. Would they actually be similar to Gohan though? Or would they be more like Goten?
>>1000318Hard to say. Suno doesn't have a problem with her kids being martial artists
>>1000324I mean in terms of personality and appearance, not upbringing and overall proclivity towards Martial Arts.
>>1000330That remains to be seen
>>1000333Whatever happens, I expect it to be interesting.
>>1000341You and Bulma could even have another kid, but with how much time you spend with Trunks, that might not be a good idea right now
>>1000357Let's focus on not dying again and actually being present and positive in Trunk's life.
>>1000366Good luck, I've seen how the others view Trunks
>>1000372you've seen one guys incessant jokes about it.
>>1000382True, trueSpend time with your son, anons
>>1000391I don't want another daily dose, Som. Yet the dice gods seem to insist upon it.In terms of an actual question, did you foresee the possibility of utterly fucking up both the Mafuba and losing the sealed jar all in one go?
>>1000495I knew it was a possibility, but I did not think it would actually happen.Makes things more interesting, though, doesn't it?
>>1000515I'm going to guess the Mafuba was the easy way to wrapping up this arc. How hard has it gotten now?
>>1000618The Mafuba is still an option. Fighting Slug at his full power will be quite difficult, but not impossible.
>>1000630Going to be tricky with Slug back at full power, and he already knows about the Solar Flare so it's much harder to run away this time. How far is Kami's Lookout from where we stand?I'm going to guess that Slug thinks we're being weird for carrying a jar around? Just hoping he doesn't know anything about the technique itself.
>>1000666Several minute's flightHe gathered that it's important to you in some way, but hasn't figured out that you plan to seal him in it.
>>1000672Fuck, we should've told the guy we sent to capsule corp to bring another jar or electric rice cooker.Next time we die (Because we WILL die, as per Tofoo standards) we should make kaioh sama teach us his technique to talk with people from any point in the universe.
Mafuba into a Dynocap?
>>1001440Since the Mafuba can't be escaped once someone is captured, the person inside the vortex has completely lost their guard and can't use their ki to build up a defense?
>>1001693It can without a seal, and you'd need extraordinary aim to put someone in a capsule. Not to mention the fact that tapping the button would release whoever is inside
>>1001732No, I'm asking that if the person inside the vortex is completely defenseless with strength similar to a normal person on earth.
>>1001753They're pretty much incorporeal at that point
Guys I've got it. Why don't we just fucking punch him? With like, our electric fist attack.
"If that attack aged you, how did you go back to the way you were?" you question."You know what Dragonballs are," Slug reminds you. "And long ago, I used my Dragonballs to grant myself eternal youth! Thanks to that wish, so long as my life force isn't extinguished, my youth and vigor return given time. Too bad for you that it returned when it did.""Raw power doesn't decide a fight," you warn."Oh yeah?" he asks. "Well let's see what you and your friends can do against Lord Slug in his prime!"A dark aura surrounds the Namekian, and his power now seems to far exceed your own. Even with Yamcha and Kori's help, it doesn't seem likely that you can win this battle. Still, your friends aren't backing down. They prepare themselves for battle, despite most likely sensing the same thing that you do.The Mafuba's out of the question for the time being, seeing as Slug destroyed your jar. And, due to the fact that he's a Namekian, putting him down will be difficult, as he can regenerate entire limbs and heal wounds. >A. Attempt to Solar Flare and flee>B. Create two Ki Blades and use the Eight Arm technique>C. Kamehameha>D. Lightning Punch>E. Light Shot>F. Lightning Light Shot>G. Something else
>>1002720>G. His jaw is enormous! Punch it.
>>1002720>>F. Lightning Light ShotI bet he's gonna try and swat 'em away, the poor bastard
>>1002720>B. Create two Ki Blades and use the Eight Arm technique
>>1002720Lighting light shot
>>1002720>F. Lightning Light ShotWant to save the Octo Slash for the right moment or when he can't move or block in time.
>>1002720>>F. Lightning Light Shot
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>>1002762>>1002763>>1002765Gathering energy, you fire a small ball of light from your right palm. It crackles with electricity as it speeds toward Slug, whose overconfidence seems to make him oblivious to the potential threat. You expect him to attempt to swat it away or something, but instead he simply braces himself, letting the attack hit him head-on.Big mistake. He cries out in pain as electricity courses through his body, which begins to convulse wildly from the attack.Seeing the opportunity you've presented him, Yamcha rushes forward, shouting as he reaches his target."WOLF FANG FIST!"A palm-strike hits Slug in the face, jolting his head back and giving Yamcha time to unleash more attacks. He relentlessly pummels the Namekian with claw and palm-strikes, until Slug recovers enough to respond with an uppercut to the jaw. Yamcha's head snaps back, and Kori rushes in.>A. Rush in with Kori and attack>B. Energy Blade>C. Sit back and let the others fight for now>D. Solar Flare while Slug is distracted, and get the others out of there>E. Something else
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>>1002720>A. Rush in with Kori and attack>E. Lightning PunchHIT EM
>>1002811did not mean to roll
>>1002801>A. Rush in with Kori and attack>E. Lightning punch
>>1002801>A. Rush in with Kori and attackAre we faster than Kori? If so rush a bit ahead of her and create an After Image of us charging towards Slug so his focus remains on us for a bit and then time our team attack with Kori with us dealing with the upper body while she aims low.
this>>1002813was meant for >>1002801
>>1002801>A. Rush in with Kori and attack>E. Lightning PunchMore stun locking
>>1002801>>A. Rush in with Kori and attack>E. Something elseTofoo use Thunder Punch!
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>>1002875>>1002874>>1002868>>1002882Oh, he gon' get fucked up
Could this be Tofoo's moment to shine? Since the Z era kicked in, death wasn't kind with tofoo and died in two story arcs in a row.
>>1002935Z has a serious bone to pick with non-Saiyans.I expected we'd bite the dust more than a few times.We're still doing much better than I thought we would though.
>>1002935Well, you did kill Zarbon and Dodoria, along with Recoome and Ginyu. Also Raditz and Saibamen, and Angila.
>>1002952You forgot Medamatcha
>>1002952We also managed to push Frieza all the way to his final form, lead everyone against Vegeta and Nappa, make the Kaioken not shit...we're doing pretty good.
>>1002952Raditz and Saibaman were because we came out of original DB stronger than in canon, and I forgot which freezer minions we killed because we surprised them with the ki blade.And speaking about the ki blade, we seriously need to make a version that can be pulled instantly at the last microsecond. Lesser minions gets fooled into being sliced by it, but final bosses have shown to be smarter than that and dodge or wrist slap Tofoo the moment they see him generating a blade on his arm and charging.
>>1002992Yeah a technique we came out on the spot when Zarbon was going to crush our skull in after he basically made our ki take a nose dive first from a savage beating.
>>1002875>>1002868>>1002869Yamcha's hurt, but Slug is distracted. Kori's rushing in, and you move to join her. Slug sees the girl coming, and raises an arm to block the punch she throws. However, this keeps him distracted as you close in, channeling energy into your right hand, along which sparks begin to dance as you pull back your arm. Your fist slams into Slug's gut, an he begins to hunch over before the electricity surges into his body, and he shrieks in pain, beginning to convulse wildly. Kori, seeing her chance, backs away from Slug before firing a blast of energy into his face, knocking him back, and giving you an opening to kick him and send him plummeting to the ground below.Kori, and a clearly pained Yamcha come to your side, and the three of you cup your hands, gathering energy. "KAMEHAMEHA!" the three of you shout, thrusting your hands down toward Slug and unleashing a trio of blue beams.They soon combine into one massive wave of energy, and rapidly pursue Slug, who raises his head as he descends, eyes widening as he sees it coming. You watch as he braces himself, slamming into the street below just before being consumed by the blast. Fortunately, it seems that the people in the area have largely evacuated, so there doesn't look to have been many casualties. Still, several buildings are destroyed in the explosion, and you can't shake the feeling that a few humans went with them.A massive, smoking crater is revealed when the dust clears, and you spot Slug lying in the middle of it, looking pretty badly scorched. As you look down, he picks himself back up and glares at you hatefully.>A. Shout for him to give it up and get off of your planet>B. Bear Shout down at him>C. Tell everyone to rush down and attack>D. Retreat>E. Something else
>>1003006>>B. Bear Shout down at him
>>1003006>>E. Something elseJet steam attack! Yamcha use the solar flare to blind him while Tofoo rushes ready for another thunder punch and Kori shoots a kamehameha
>>1003025I'll second it, help by blocking Lord Slug view from what Yamcha is doing and move away at the last second so the flare can hit.
>>1003025Sure, lets get crazy, at the very least it'll separate us so we don't get all ganked at once
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>>1003057Close, but no cigar
>>1003080it shouldn't be that much of a failure at least.
>>1003057>>1003056>>1003060"Yamcha, I want you to use the-"Before you can finish, you hear Slug roar with fury, and look down to see the Namekian growing in size, becoming larger and larger until he towers over most of the buildings in the city, reminding you of the Great Ape Goku and Vegeta could transform into.He grins at you, and his eyes glow, shooting out two beams of light.>A. Dodge!>B. Energy Shield!>C. Fire a Blast of your own against it>D. Something else
>>1003095>>A. Dodge!we should have seen this coming to be honest
>>1003095>AWe need someone to find a jar
>>1003095>A. Dodge! We need a nimbus and a power pole
>>1003117Well, you have one of those, and Kori can probably get the other
>>1003095>>D. Something elseKumaken and dodge with the speed boost
>>1003095Scream in terror
>>1003095Should have kienzan'd him in half. >A. Dodge!Can Kami teleport here to Mafuba him for us? Or at least clothes beam us the jar and tag?
>>1003122Okay we should be able to keep up with the ssj shit then.
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>>1003219>>1003216>>1003214It's jobbing time
>>1003226At least it's not lethal I guess
>>1003214>>1003216>>1003219You try to get yourself out of the way of Slug's attack, but just aren't fast enough. The beams cut into you, and you scream in pain as you fall from the sky, crashing to the ground below. Above you, Slug laughs, raising a massive foot to crush you, but before he gets the chance, Yamcha moves in front of his face."SOLAR FLARE!"There's a blinding flash of light, and you hiss in pain from it, but it does the trick against Slug, and Yamcha is able to pull both you and Kori to safety, taking cover with the two of you several blocks away.>A. Thank him for the save>B. Ask if anybody has any bright ideas>C. You need to lead Slug away from the city>D. You need another jar>E. Something else
>>1003263>A. Thank him for the save>C. You need to lead Slug away from the city>E. You also need a senzu beanthe tower is like 10 minutes away, right? Kori could probably make that trip
>>1003263>A. Thank him for the save>C. You need to lead Slug away from the city>E. You also need a senzu bean
>>1003263>A. Thank him for the save>D. You need another jarOr at least something similar to a jar and tag unless we still have it with us. Everyones out of West City, so there might be bound something similar to it, not to mention Kami can teleport to us instantly since of that Guardian power of his.
>>1003290>Everyone's out of West CityNot even closeJust the people that were directly under the fighting largely got the Hell out
>>1003290>>1003296Well add >C. You need to lead Slug away from the city to mine as well, but we should still mention to them to about finding something like a jar as we lead him away from West City while we are still in the deserted area.
>>1003276>>1003286"Thanks for the save," you tell Yamcha."No problem," he replies. "Now we need a-"Before he can finish, a light surrounds you, and the building behind which you're hiding is shattered as a wave of energy consumes you and the others. Yamcha shields Kori as best he can, but all three of you are badly scorched as you're thrown forward, landing painfully on the ground."You can run," Slug rumbles from above you. "But you can't hide!"Turning over, you see Slug raise his foot, only to stop and quickly leap back, avoiding a disk of energy that would have otherwise sliced him in half. You don't need to see who threw it to know that it was Krillin."Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?!" your friend challenges the Namekian. "That wouldn't be you, small fry," Slug tells your friend as he turns to face him. Krillin raises a hand above his head, and another Kienzan is formed. With a yell, he hurls it at Slug, who takes a deep breath and blows it off course, sending it slicing through a nearby building."Come here, runt!" Slug shouts, stretching one of his massive arms toward Krillin, who nimbly moves out of the way and rushes up the arm toward Slug, firing a quick blast of energy into the Namekian's face, and knocking him off his feet.As Slug falls, he fires a pair of eye beams up at Krillin, but your friend has another trick up his sleeve."KAIO-KEN!" he shouts, a red glow surrounding him as his power doubles.With new speed, Krillin avoids the blasts, the glow fading quickly as he turns to face Slug once again."We have to help him," Yamcha groans, struggling to stand.Before you can join him, there's another flash of light, but this time, it's a good thing.Kami and Popo have arrived on the scene atop Popo's carpet, and the black creature has a new jar in his hands."Alright!" Yamcha shouts with excitement, drawing Slug's attention.Before the great Namekian can strike, however, Krillin throws another Kienzan, this time managing to cut the monster's cheek. Growling angrily, Slug turns his attention back to Krillin.Kami raises a finger to his lips, silently telling all of you to remain quiet.>A. Get up and join the attack on Slug>B. Stay where you are, and let Kami work>C. Something else
>>1003346>B. Stay where you are, and let Kami workCan't do anything yet, gotta trust in Krillin to stall for a bit
>>1003346>>B. Stay where you are, and let Kami workprimarily to protect Kami if Slug gets suspicious, but also Krillin is in better shape than we are at the moment, thus a better decoy
>>1003346>C. Work with Kami to perform the Mafuba. Tell Yamcha and Kori to run distraction in order to seal up Slug.If two people were to do the Mafuba together, would it raise our chance of success, or is it a bit redundant?
>>1003346>>A. Get up and join the attack on Slug>>C. Have Yamcha guard Kami and Popo
>>1003368Kami's better at it than us since he actually mastered it for Picollo Jr, we only had about 30 minutes or so to try and learn it.
>>1003374Changing to>C. Tell Yamcha and Kori to protect Kami/Popo. Kumaken and run distraction with Krillin.
>>1003371>>1003384Better to ask Yamcha and Kori to channel their remaining energy then to us, since Popo is there and could just eat Sugs ki attacks.
>>1003366i'll change to these>>1003371>>1003384>>1003396
>>1003396Can't guarantee Slug won't go all Luffy on Popo once he sees it doesn't work, I wouldn't want to risk finding out if Popo's carpet can dodge or not.
>>1003384>>1003371ROLL to see if you can get back up and rejoin the battle
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Rolled 59 (1d100)>>1003416So, what quest is next?
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>1003419NGAH!
>>1003421Idunno yet, this one won't end for a while, and there's at least another month or two on Earthbender Quest
>>1003431>this one won't end for a whileIf we keep dying, just end it. Please.
>>1003419>>1003421>>1003426You attempt to rise and rejoin the battle, but find that you can't call upon enough strength. The green glow around you has vanished, and your power seems to have gone with it.For right now, Krillin's on his own.>End updatesThat's all for tonight, everybody, I hope you all had funFollow me @qmdralo to see when I'm runningAs always, I will stick around for a little while
>>1003467Whats going on our wife's mind along with others as the fight is coming to a close.
>>1003474Your wife hopes she doesn't have to bring you back a fourth timeEveryone else is worried in different ways
>>1003479>a fourth timeJust let it end, please. Much like Dragonball, this should have ended after Majunior.
>>1003479So how excited is Kori from landing some damage?What about Yamcha?
>>1003492She's done better before. Honestly, she just wants it to be overYamcha just wants to get done with this so he can go back to his girlfriend
>>1003467Thanks as always for running Som. I assume Kori is still expecting us to train her after this, right?
>>1003501She hopes you'll train with her
>>1003509>If we don't die, we get the loliYou've renewed my will for Tofoo to live.
>>1003509Does she have any interest in learning the Kuma-Ken or anything like that?
>>1003517Maybe eventually. Right now she just wants to get stronger>>1003516You've renewed my will for Tofoo to die
Sith quest wen
>>1003544We shall see
>>1003533In all honesty we have to split up our family and training time evenlyWe have to be an actual father but we have to avoid getting raped by piccoloI only hope that you allow it
>>1003533I hope she likes the gravity chamber then.
>>1003553Piccolo doesn't want to kill you at the moment.He would like to avoid triggering Goku
>>1003561>triggering GokuThat reminds me, Super Sayian write-up when?
>>1003571he already did it dude, check his twitter
>>1003571http://pastebin.com/rhwWAWLbHere you go
>>1003584Thanks for running. Hope things turn up better for you soon.How's good a shot does Kami have at sealing up Slug if full distraction is run?
>>1003619Pretty damn good shot, Kami's mastered this technique. He just tried teaching you because he figured you'd have a better chance at surviving long enough to use it
>>1003624how long did it take Kami to realize coming with us to do it was a better idea?
>>1003626When he saw that your jar was destroyed and that you would die if he and Popo didn't step in
Tofoo the fusion warrior when?
>>1003732When you meet those people in otherworld, or come across Potara earrings
>>1003741>PotaraAre you going to follow the retcon that states we only have the fusion last for 1 hour? Because honestly that would simplify the fuck out of everything.
>>1003755I always thought it would be more interesting from a storyteller's standpoint if they were permanent for everyone.
>>1003732Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weaklings stronger
>>1003762Get out Jasper.
>>1003776>>1003762Oh how I'd love for a Crystal Gem Quest.
>>1003785Not touching that
>>1003788Well I guess I'll just have to write about gay space rocks then.For the good of humanity.
>>1003797You do that
>>1003785Isn't that already a thing? If it isn't I wouldn't mind seeing it. God knows fans of the show need something to take their mind off the sinking ship the show is now.
>>1003805Honestly, I think there's just that Beach City Quest, which isn't what I had in mind.Anyways no need to clutter up Som's pretty thread with gay space rock talk.
>>1003817Fair enough. This isn't the place for it anyways.
>>1003817>>1003819Better than long discussions on what a failure Trunks is
>>1003833Are you being sarcastic? I still only remember like one guy joking about it and a few anons jumping in on it.
>>1003833Just have Trunks show up from the future and beat the shit out of us using the Kumamuk Ken. That'll shut them up.
>>1003849Possibly>>1003864kekWe still got some more shit before we reach that Saga
>>1003876Now that I think about it, there's a good chance we're gonna have to team up with Future Trunks to beat Frieza and King Cold. That'd be a good place to show just how different he is from canon Trunks. He'd probably have some formal training and be smarter about how he fights seeing as he doesn't have a X50 power magnification here.just my thoughts
>>1003888Or actual Future Trunks shows up and freaks out thinking time travel fucked everything up beyond recognition
>>1003909speaking of time travel shenanigens, I hope we get to take the time machine for a spin and dick around with OG Dragon Ball Tofoo.
>>1003909I did that in Human Quest>>1003916No>>1003888Not a bad idea
Thanks for running Som, I'm still in the camp of supporting any of Trunks life choices. If he wants to be an engineer go for it, a pilot cool, martial artist dandy. I just want him to be happy. Though if he wasn't a martial artist I'd expect him to come with Kori and have me ship because Kori is a great girl. I'm sad we didn't get to do that impromptu jet stream attack but anything /m/ related gets me rock hard.
>>1003998Sorry this didn't work out how you wanted it
>>1004007It's fine I got the launched stone fists in earthbender quest
>>1004026I might eventually suggest some sort of kuma ken power geyser or kuma ken ki blade combination and call it kuma crusher for a shining finger or shining finger sword expy.
>>1004036>shining finger sword tribute moveI NEEEEEEED IIIIIIIT
>>1004053Follow your dreams anon but I don't see Tofoo doing the speech.
>>1004098>>1004053Maybe Trunks willhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjjU9nFvPo0
You know what would be the coolest shit ever?Copying Roshi's MAX Power form
>>1004123For what purpose? Tofoo's in good shape
>>1004125No real reason, but picturing Tofoo with massively swollen muscles makes me giggle
>>1004146WAITUSE IT TO PRANK GOKU WHEN HE GETS BACK FROM SPACEJust swell the fuck up and have everyone pretend it's normal
>>1004156"Did you train with Jackie Chun while I was gone?"
>>1004158Not telling him instead "This is what happens when you rely on and abuse Ki enhancing techniques like the Kaio Ken."
>>1004158"Oh, actually, a lot's happened while you were gone. I found out that Jackie Chun is my grandfather! Pretty impressive, huh?"
>>1006027SLUGS GET OUT
>>1006027Well I pray we don't die Bulma will kill us twice
>>1006040And make you sleep in a different bed for about a month
>>1006027Well it's time to win or die trying
You attempt to rise and rejoin the battle, but find that you can't call upon enough strength. The green glow around you has vanished, and your power seems to have gone with it.For right now, Krillin's on his own.Or, so you'd assumed, but Kori's back on her feet. She's wounded, but it seems as though Yamcha protected her from the worst of that last attack, meaning that she can go join in the fight.She rushes forward, firing a barrage of energy blasts at Slug, who temporarily turns his focus away from Krillin to swat at her. Kori just barely manages to dodge, and fires a wave of energy that strikes Slug in his left eye.Slug stumbles back, raising a hand to cover his eye as he falls against a massive building, which collapses on top of him, burying him in rubble. Krillin and Kori hang in the air, waiting for Slug to show himself, and quickly flee as thin beams of light shoot from the Rubble, narrowly missing them.Slug rises, scraped and covered in dust, but looking more irritated than wounded. His glaring eyes move between Krillin and Kori, as if deciding who to kill first. Meanwhile, Kami and Popo creep closer.>A. Fire a blast at Slug as a distraction>B. Stay where you are and let the others handle this>C. Something else
>>1006090Are you the guy who got a free sketch from some dude and decided to use my drawing as a ref? It looks nice all things considered.
>>1006093We can't move can we?
>>1006093>>B. Stay where you are and let the others handle this
>>1006093>B. Stay where you are and let the others handle this
>>1006093>B. Stay where you are and let the others handle thisGather as much little energy we can get in this short amount of time then
>>1006103well I apologize. I must have missed when it posted the first time.
>>1006093>>B. Stay where you are and let the others handle thisWhen do we work with Bulma to learn how to perform Thermonuclear Ki Blasts?
>>1006127speaking of Bulma, does't she still have a surprise for us back at the lab?
>>1006176Yup>>1006127Don't know if you are talking about the blasters.
>>1006219I think he means having Bulma explain the concept of nuclear detonation and how it occurs so Tofoo can try and replicate that.It wouldn't really help though. I think we've already surpassed modern nuclear warheads in terms of explosive yield.
>>1006106>>1006114In your current state, there isn't much you can do to help your friends. You really have no choice but to sit back and let the others handle this monster on their own.Slug's arms stretch out toward Krillin and Kori. Your old friend manages to get out of the way, but Kori is not so lucky, finding herself trapped in Slug's massive hand. "Kori!" Krillin shouts, raising his right hand and creating a disk of energy."Not so fast, pipsqueak!" Slug tells him, grinning wickedly. "Make one little move, and I'll crush this little girl!"Cursing, Krillin allows his disk to vanish, slowly lowering his arm as Slug chuckles darkly, the massive Namekian's entire body shaking. "Good," Slug tells Krillin, raising his free hand and pointing at your friend. "Hold still now, this will only hurt for a second...."Krillin gulps, but remains still, closing his eyes and waiting for Slug to kill him.Yamcha, struggling to stand, curses. "Krillin! Get out of the way!"Slug glances toward the two of you. "If he does, you can say goodbye to the kid. Come to think of it, same goes for you two twerps. Stay right there!"He looks back toward Krillin. "Now, say goodbye!"What follows next is a scream, but not from Krillin. An orange blur moves through the air, and Slug cries out in agony as his finger is sliced off by a katana. As the finger falls, you see the orange shape fall with it, and are able to get a better look. It's a person, a person you recognize and haven't seen in a while.Yajirobe lands beside the fallen finger, putting his sword away and lifting the piece of Slug over his head. "I'm keeping this!" he shouts in your direction before running off as fast as he can."You're not going anywhere!" Slug shouts, holding his wounded hand toward the fleeing fool and gathering energy. However, before he can strike, he hisses, and raises his other hand, the palm of which has been scorched.Kori hovers in front of him, breathing quickly and gathering energy to attack. This ends up being unnecessary, as Kami takes that moment to strike."MAFUBA!" you hear the Guardian shout.A green beam of light strikes Slug, who cries out in surprise as his body seems to stretch to impossible proportions, trapped in the swirling vortex of the Mafuba."Alright!" Yamcha shouts, grinning and pumping his fist. Popo holds the jar open, and Kami waves his arms, turning the vortex back into a beam, which shoots toward the jar and vanishes inside. Popo quickly closes the jar up, and what follows is silence.>A. Take a moment to relax; it's over>B. Ask Yamcha if he can walk>C. Call out to the others for some help moving>D. Congratulate everyone>E. Something else
>>1006247>>E. "You did bring another talisman, right?"
>>1006258Seconding>B. Ask Yamcha if he can walk
>>1006247>E. "You did bring another talisman, right?"This feels too easy.Must be a trap
>>1006258>>1006269That lack of faith
>>1006275You didn't explicitly mention Popo using a talisman or anything like that, just closing the jar. I'm suspicious because this come-from-behind victory seems a little too easy.
>>1006275This is Dragonball quest. Every 1-5 choices have trap options and deceptions.
>>1006275King Piccolo taught us never to let our guard down around evil Namekians.
>>1006258>>1006261>>1006269"You did bring another Talisman, right?" you call to Kami and Popo."Of course," Kami calls back, sounding offended by the question. "We'll be fine so long as nobody opens this jar. I'll make sure it's kept in a safe place."He looks toward Popo. "Please, return this to the Lookout, put him with Garlic Junior.""Yes, Kami," Popo says to his master, climbing aboard his carpet and vanishing from sight.Kami looks toward Krillin and Kori, smiling. "Thank you both. Without your help, I couldn't have pulled that off. The world is in your debt."He looks toward you and Yamcha. "And yours as well, of course."He approaches both of you. "You fought bravely, though I wish you'd managed to kill Slug.">A. Why does it matter? He's sealed away>B. You did the best you could>C. Tell him to back off; the world would be toast if it wasn't for you>D. Don't say anything>E. Something else
>>1006323>B. You did the best you couldSo do we ask about becoming guardian for God ki?
>>1006323>B.I wonder when Yamcha is gonna ask about Kuma Ken
>>1006323>B. You did the best you could"For right now"Ask Kami if can give us an heavier set weighted clothing, probably heavy enough that we have to crawl on the ground for a bit. Since we really have to focus on our base strength like King Kai said for awhile.
>>1006323>>E. You're right. I have no business cutting it this close with Earth on the line.
>>1006323>>B. You did the best you could>E. Something elseCan't we send the jars to the sun to kill them?
>>1006323>A. Why does it matter? He's sealed awaybesides well get stronger until we can just pimp slap him to death
>>1006342Why don't we just take the gi we got the last time we died and use it in the gravity chamber?
>>1006348King Kai put weights on us for our walk through Snake Way. More than likely they won't do any good for us now.
>>1006355I guess the gravity chamber and energy volley sparring is our best bet then
>>1006335>>1006342"We did the best we could," you tell him.Kami nods. "I know you did, and all things considered, you did well. With a villain such as Slug, the fact that we're still here at all is enough for me. It's just that slaying Slug may have saved us some trouble down the line.""What do you mean?" Yamcha asks.Kami looks toward you. "You recall Slug's reason for coming here, right?">A. Dragonballs?>B. Tell him you don't really care>C. Tell him to get to the point>D. Something else
>>1006479>B. Tell him you don't really care>D. If it's really such a problem we could just kill him later.
>>1006495>>1006497"Dragonballs?" you ask."Yes, but more specifically "his" Dragonballs," Kami responds. "I assure you, the set that you are most familiar with is my own creation. However, there is another set that once rested on this world. And, three from that set are here once more, with the rest scattered across the universe.""The Black Star Balls?" Yamcha asks, putting two and two together.Kami nods. "We never knew who created them, but given the dark price to use them, and the great power they wield, I believe that they are creations of Lord Slug.">A. Makes sense>B. You're not sure that you believe that>C. You get it; if Slug died, the Dragonballs wouldn't work anymore, and there'd be no danger>D. Something else
>>1006537>>C. You get it; if Slug died, the Dragonballs wouldn't work anymore, and there'd be no danger>D. I feel like the expedition team would be kinda pissed if they went out for nothing though.
>>1006537>C. You get it; if Slug died, the Dragonballs wouldn't work anymore, and there'd be no danger
>>1006537>>C. You get it; if Slug died, the Dragonballs wouldn't work anymore, and there'd be no danger
>>1006544>>1006555"I get it," you tell him. "If Slug died, the Dragonballs wouldn't work anymore. There wouldn't be any danger.""Precisely," Kami tells you. "However, I am confident that Piccolo and the others can gather the remaining Dragonballs in time. The only thing we need to do is make sure that Slug never escapes, and that we do not use the Black Star Balls again unless absolutely necessary.""Trust me, none of us want this kind of hassle again." Yamcha tells him.Kami chuckles. "No, I suppose not. In any case, the danger has passed. You two look like you'll have difficulty travelling. Would you like me to take you to your home?">A. That sounds good>B. You'd rather go to Korin Tower>C. Krillin and Kori can get you there>D. Something else
>>1006584>>A. That sounds goodhow many people died as a result of this fight by the way?
>>1006584>>A. That sounds good
>>1006590A few dozen
>>1006596...can anybody prove beyond a reasonable doubt we were in the city at the time the deaths occurred?
>>1006584>A. That sounds good
>>1006584>>A. That sounds goodBased Kami is showing again why he's our favorite mentor
>>1006632>Not Korin>>1006600Nobody alive
>>1006590>>1006594"That sounds good," you tell him. Nodding, Kami grabs hold of both you and Yamcha. He closes his eyes, and a moment later, the three of you are at Capsule Corp. He's able to get you inside with no problem; the building appears to have been evacuated, and leads you each to your respective rooms."Rest well," he tells you once he's helped you get into your bed. "You've earned it.">A. Thank him>B. Try and get to a phone so you can call Bulma>C. Get some sleep>D. Something else
>>1006679>>B. Try and get to a phone so you can call Bulmagotta notify the baby mama of the stalemate
>>1006679>B. Try and get to a phone so you can call Bulma
>>1006679>>B. Try and get to a phone so you can call Bulma
>>1006685>StalematePretty sure your side won
>>1006732pretty sure Slug is just trapped in a spice jar and we still need to kill him
>>1006742>Being afraid of Slug>Not Garlic Junior
>>1006685>>1006687>>1006722Roll to see if you can get to a phone
>>1006747>Garlic Junior>a pint sized cuntlet who can't even win a fight with god mode onyeah right
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>1006750
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>1006750
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>1006750
>>1006755Gotta keep the wifey, happy.
>>1006755>>1006761Well, Tofoo seems to have his priorities straight
>>1006755Gotta love these rolls
>>1006755>>1006754>>1006753Forcing yourself to move, you search your bedroom for a phone, finding it in the adjoining bathroom for some reason. With a shrug, you dial the number for your wife's airship, and soon hear her voice on the other end."Hello?">A. "Guess who">B. Tell her it's safe to come home>C. Tell her that she doesn't need to worry about wishing you back again>D. Something else
>>1006225>It wouldn't really help though. I think we've already surpassed modern nuclear warheads in terms of explosive yield.That attack Slug did to destroy the city last thread? That wasn't even close to how big and devastating our Nuclear Weapons are/get. Also Ki doesn't have the lasting or biological damaging effects of the radiation of a nuclear blast, not to mention if we figure out how to do it we could spam it and near the end of Z have a Nuclear version of Hell Zone Grenade, or just make it a sweeping attack.That's sad though, because Dragonball is mostly 1v1 from this point on. Large radius attacks are practically useless. My God we could actually hold off the Meta-Cooler Army though if we successfully learned it in time.
>>1006794>>A. "Guess who">>C. Tell her that she doesn't need to worry about wishing you back again>>D. Ask how Trunks is doing
>>1006794>C. Tell her that she doesn't need to worry about wishing you back again>B. Tell her it's safe to come home
>>1006794>>D. Something elseYou. Me. SEX
>>1006796>Implying the Big Gete Star won't allow him to cheat death
>>1006794>A. "Guess who">B. Tell her it's safe to come home"Hope the ruckus didn't make Trunks cranky."
>>1006808HOW COULD THIS BE?!
>>1006808I mean the Meta-Coolers that appeared after the first one was defeated my Goku and Vegeta. Causing a shit tons of nuclear explosions technically would take less Ki for Tofoo, as he is a Ki-based Space Monk Fighter Wizard.Bulma's our wife, we should get some Ki-Tech stuff. Anti-Matter Held in Ki Crystals. -because screw you, Cell.
>>1006829Nah, Bulma's enough of a Mary Sue as it is
>>1006809>>1006799>>1006800"Guess who," you say to her."Tofoo," she says warmly, and you can't help but smile at the relief in her voice."You don't need to worry about wishing me back this time," you tell her. "It's safe for you to come home. I just hope the ruckus didn't make Trunks cranky.""He'll be fine," Bulma assures you. "And we'll be home soo-""Is Yamcha okay?" you hear Lazuli question.>A. He's fine>B. Well, he'll need plenty of attention, but you think he'll pull through>C. (Lie) He didn't make it>D. Something else
>>1006855>>B. Well, he'll need plenty of attention, but you think he'll pull through
>>1006855>B. Well, he'll need plenty of attention, but you think he'll pull through
>>1006898All according to keikaku Translator's note; keikaku means plan
>>1006903I always wonder why Teen Titans got canned. It just seems kinda weird as I remember it being pretty popular.
>>1006917now that I think about it, DC animated ventures have been getting shitcanned left and right. I wonder what CN's deal is.
>>1006868>>1006880"Well, he'll need plenty of attention, but you think he'll pull through," you answer with a smirk that Lazuli can't see.You can practically hear her rolling her eyes at you, but there's humor in her voice when she speaks."Don't worry," she tells you. "I'll take good care of him."Bulma clears her throat. "Anyway, we'll be back soon. Oh! Are Krillin and Kori alright?">A. They're fine>B. They saved the day>C. Krillin saved everyone>D. Something else
>>1006936>>C. Krillin saved everyone>>D. I should have done a better job of protecting Kori though...We can't deny we almost got her killed with this shit
>>1006945She's her father's daughter; not too much you could have really done
>>1006936>A. They're fine>B. They saved the day"And Yajirobe had a bit of a moment to shine of his own."
>>1006965>You now remember that Yajirobe never showed up when it was time to fight the Saiyans
>>1006945>>1006965Also, deadlockish thing
>>1006936>>A. They're fineand >>1006945 's D response
>>1007017>>1006965"They're fine," you promise. "I just wish I'd done a better job of protecting Kori.""Oh, stop it," Bulma tells you. "You and Goku were running around doing all kinds of crazy things when you were kids. You really think Goku's daughter wouldn't do the same thing?"She has a point; when you were a kid, you fought dinosaurs, an army, an imp bent on World Domination, and several demons. Kori's track record seems par the course in some respects."She's okay, right?" Bulma asks."Yeah," you answer."Then stop worrying," she tells you. "Anyway, I'll be back soon."She hangs up, and you hear the sound of somebody clearing their throat. Turning toward the sound, you spot Yamcha standing in your doorway."Hey, man," he greets. "You call the others?">A. No, you were talking to your second family>B. Ask how he's feeling>C. Tell him you hope that his hips weren't damaged in the fight>D. Tell him that he did well out there>E. Something else
>>1007042>>A. No, you were talking to your second family>B. Ask how he's feeling
>>1007042>A. No, you were talking to your second family>D. Tell him that he did well out there>E. Tell him that Lazuli is happy he's alright as well
>>1007042>A. No, you were talking to your second familyThen after a dumbass smirk or giggle:>D. Tell him that he did well out there>B. Ask how he's feeling
>>1007042A and C
>>1007042>A. No, you were talking to your second family>B. Ask how he's feeling>D. Tell him that he did well out there
>>1007060>>1007076>>1007056"No, I was talking to my second family," you answer, getting a chuckle from Yamcha. "How are you feeling?""Well, I've had worse," he tells you. "Like on Namek. This wasn't too bad. Gonna need some rest, though, and a shower or two.""You did well out there," you compliment."Yeah, well, I did my best," he tells you, rubbing the back of his head. "Still, that wasn't enough to keep up with you and Kori."His hand drops, and he stares at you. "And what the Hell was that technique you kept using out there? The one that made that green light.">A. Ask if he likes it>B. The Kuma-Ken; you improved the Kaio-Ken>C. It's your little secret>D. Tell him to go get some rest>E. Something else
>>1007104>>A. Ask if he likes it>>B. The Kuma-Ken; you improved the Kaio-Ken
>>1007104>A. Ask if he likes it>B. The Kuma-Ken; you improved the Kaio-Ken
>>1007104A and B
>>1007104>A.>B.>E. Offer to teach to him and everyone else when the world's not in peril.Humans need an edge. We are that edge.
>>1007104>A and BTell him we can help him get sick gains if he pledges his loyalty to the Bear School.And a small deposit of 49.95
>>1007108>>1007109"Do you like it?" you ask. "I call it the Kuma-Ken. I took the Kaio-Ken and improved on it.""Man, you and Goku....you two are nuts with this stuff," Yamcha sighs. "Always pulling something new out of nowhere."He chuckles. "But, that explains why I could never keep up.">End UpdatesThat's all for tonight, anons,I hope you all had funFollow me @qmdralo to see when I'm runningAs always, I will stick around for a while
>>1007104>B. The Kuma-Ken; you improved the Kaio-Ken>A. Ask if he likes itThe reason we can use Kumaken so well is because we are the Master of Ki, we are the Ki-based Space Monk Fighter Wizard. We can't just teach people Kumaken and expect it to work, it takes years of practice and discipline (that we seemingly forgot) to actually obtain Kumaken.
>>1007211>>1007212S-H-I-T. I was too late, not that it mattered.
>>1007211Great stuff as always Som, also Jesus are we gonna' have to get Yamcha up to par with the rest of us or what? I vote we take him and Lazuli to space with us.
>>1007211Thanks as always for running man. Is Yamcha thinking about retiring for good after this?
>>1007218Maybe he doesn't want toThat might be unnecessary>>1007219He might be considering it. He's plenty strong, has a girlfriend, and is in talks to play professional baseball
>>1007218What reason do we have to go to space now? Team Green has it covered.
>>1007225He should be an instructor at our dojo when we get it up an running. Having a baseball star is bound to get us applicants. It'd also give him a reason to at least stick with his light training.
>>1007227I wanna' punch that fucking acid spitting fucker in the face.And ya' know, help people'n'shit.
>>1007236Didn't Som say he got fried? Maybe we'll see him in Otherworld the next time we die.
>>1007241You probably wouldn't recognize him if you did
>>1007265It was that bad, huh. Oh well. The best we can do is learn from dumbass mistakes likes that and move forward. Shit's about to pop off in a few months anyways.
>>1007273No, I mean that he didn't keep his body when he died
>>1007296Oh. Well I guess my point still stands, we should probably be thinking about the near future, shouldn't we.
>>1007315What do you think will happen in a few months?
>>1007327Well I now Frieza is coming in about 6 or 7 months, but I can't help but feel there's something that's coming in between now and then. I could just be paranoid I guess. We should be trying to spend more time with the family anyways.
>>1007340Any guesses on what that something might be?
>>1007350No idea whatsoever. I have a terrible memory for these sorts of things. You wanna give me a hint, or am I just gonna be stuck wondering what's gonna do Tofoo in this time?
>>1007362The latterHave fun
>>1007350Turles? he should be coming next
>>1007380Turles? Raichi? Cooler comes early?
>>1007390Turles was movie 3, Slug was movie 4>>1007395>RaichiNah>Cooler comes earlyHave you been talking to his girlfriend?
>>1007408Is that Saiyan chick we met at the tournament gonna start shit?
>>1007410Nah...well...depends how you define "shit">inb4 ur waifu
>>1007416What I'm asking is whether or not she's going to come to Earth and give us a justifiable reason to kick the shit out of her?
>>1007428Well then I still have no idea. It better not be more GT shit.
>>1007447Nah>inb4 WEN BROLY
>>1007458I can't imagine we're gonna do well when we do actually get to Broly.
>>1007461Die, probablyMore concerned about Beerus
>>1007464When somebody actually beats Beerus in canon, then we'll start thinking of ways to beat him.
>>1007501You might want to think of ways to survive
>>1007508Offer good food of course, like all beings worth the time of day he knows the value of a delicious meal
>>1007218Maybe he'll become an android.
>>1007559Family time is next?
>>1008109Yeah, gonna give you guys a bit of time to do smaller stuff before the next saga
Yeah, we should spend more time in family and limit our soul crushing training to a few hours a day.In before eventually Garlic Jr. and Slug escapes together and form a tag team that proves we should've been training autists
Can we hang out with Arale?
>>1008216We never meet her, we told Goku to go after Blue while we went to check on the others after the explosion.
>>1008247If Bulma dies and the radar stops working, probably goku (once he returns) could mention the "genius" he meet long ago.
>>1008288>Killing your wife
>>1008411>Implying you wouldn't do it.
>>1008414True, nobody is safe
Yamcha leaves your room soon after, giving you a few minutes to rest before the others make it back to Capsule Corp. Staggering over to your bed, you fall onto the soft mattress, sighing with exhaustion. You could probably use a shower, but you could also use a nap. Then again, Bulma or somebody will probably interrupt you either way when they get back.Taking a moment, you sense for Krillin and Kori, finding them each heading for their respective homes. Suno will no doubt be relieved to see her daughter, and Chichi will probably be ecstatic to see Krillin, especially once he tells her of his heroics.You smile; some things never change.The sound of an airship landing outside alerts you to the return of the others. >A. Stumble down to meet them>B. Stay in your room and wait for your wife>C. Go to the window and call to them>D. Something else
>>1008928>C. Go to the window and call to them
>>1008928>>C. Go to the window and call to them
>>1008928>D. Something elseIs Dark Nimbus close by? If so call her to help us down.
>>1008941Dark Nimbus can always hear you
>>1008936>>1008938>>1008935You get out of bed and move to the window, opening it up and sticking out your head just in time to see the others disembarking from the airship. You see Bulma, Trunks, Lazuli, Oolong, Puar, but no sign of Doctor Briefs or his wife. They probably stayed to watch their pets.As Bulma capsulizes the airship, you shout to the others, who look up toward you. Bulma grins, while Oolong laughs happily, and Puar smiles. The cat quickly rushes inside, probably looking for Yamcha, and Lazuli waves at you before following. Bulma and Oolong head for the front entrance, and a couple of minutes later, the door to your room is reopened, revealing Oolong and Bulma, the latter of whom is holding your son."Hehe, looks like you did it again, eh kid?" Oolong asks with a smile. "Everyone else thought you were dead meat, but I knew you'd make it!"Bulma smacks him upside the head. "Liar! You wanted to get in a spaceship and go to another planet because "Tofoo's gonna get himself killed for the fourth time"!"Oolong chuckles nervously, looking over at you. "Well, yeah, I mean, eventually. We all gotta go sometime!""Some of us sooner than others," Bulma tells him with a glare before looking at you. "How does pork sound for dinner?">A. Tasty>B. Nah, you're in the mood for chicken>C. Tell her that Oolong wasn't totally wrong; things got nuts out there>D. Ask about Doctor and Mrs. Briefs>E. Something else
>>1008994>A. Tasty>C. Tell her that Oolong wasn't totally wrong; things got nuts out there
>>1008994>C. Tell her that Oolong wasn't totally wrong; things got nuts out there>E. I'm just glad everybody is alright
>>1008994>A. Tasty>C. Tell her that Oolong wasn't totally wrong; things got nuts out there"I don't know if Earth is some hot spot vacation package for evil aliens.">D. Ask about Doctor and Mrs. Briefs
>>1009000>>1009013>>1009014"Tasty," you answer, looking toward Oolong, who looks ready to wet himself."Uh...I'm just gonna go for a walk, check out the new candy store down the street..." he says nervously, slowly backing out of the room. "Anybody want anything? No? Okay, see you!"The pig dashes down the hall, and Trunks starts to giggle. Bulma sighs before closing the door, giving the three of you some privacy. "He wasn't totally wrong, though," you tell her. "Things got nuts out there."Bulma's glare is directed toward you this time. "Tofoo, if you'd gotten yourself killed a fourth time, less than a day after I wished you back, I'd have come to Otherworld and killed you a fifth time!"Trunks looks up at his mother, silent and wide-eyed.Bulma glances down at Trunks, beginning to gently rock him back and forth before looking at you. "So, what was the deal with those aliens anyway?">A. An evil Namekian; you and Kami think that he was after the Black Star Balls>B. Their leader kind of reminded you of King Piccolo....>C. You aren't sure why they tried to crash an asteroid into Earth>D. Something else
>>1009043>A. An evil Namekian; you and Kami think that he was after the Black Star Balls>C. You aren't sure why they tried to crash an asteroid into Earth>D. He also had a magnificent jawline
>>1009043>B. Their leader kind of reminded you of King Piccolo....>A. An evil Namekian; you and Kami think that he was after the Black Star Balls"Kami thinks Slug might have been the one to create them, which makes why the first one we located in space was found so easily from the description of that bird alien we saved awhile back."
>>1009043>A. An evil Namekian; you and Kami think that he was after the Black Star Balls>B. Their leader kind of reminded you of King Piccolo....>C. You aren't sure why they tried to crash an asteroid into Earthalso i learned that if you die a second time you die for real
>>1009051>>1009055>>1009057"Well, their leader kind of reminded me of King Piccolo," you tell Bulma. "He was an evil Namekian. Kami and I think that he came looking for the Black Star Dragonballs.""Hmm?" Bulma gives you a puzzled look. "How would he even know about those?""Well, Kami thinks that Slug might have been the one to create them," you explain.Bulma's eyes widen, and the color drains from her face. "But if somebody like that was looking for those balls....""Take Trunks for a few minutes," she instructs, handing you your son. "I need to make a call.">A. Ask who she's calling>B. Sit down and watch TV with Trunks>C. Take Trunks to find his grandparents>D. Carry Trunks outside for some fresh air>E. Something else
>>1009081>>A. Ask who she's calling>B. Sit down and watch TV with TrunksI think Trunks has had enough excitement for one day.
>>1009081>B. Sit down and watch TV with Trunkswhat does tofoo even watch
>>1009094Cartoons I guess if we're watching TV with Trunks. Otherwise...I can't really see Tofoo watching TV.
>>1009081>A. Ask who she's calling>B. Sit down and watch TV with TrunksCause I really doubt we can even go for a walk right now in our condition.
>>1009094News probably to see if we have to bail Launch and Lapis.
>>1009130They're in space
>>1009132he means just whenever Tofoo watches TV, not just at the moment
>>1009094he watched that one movie with bulma when he came back from namek
>>1009112>>1009094"Who are you calling?" you shout after your wife as she heads down the hallway."The other people looking for the balls," you hear her shout back. "Just watch Trunks for a couple of minutes."Your son stares up into your eyes, not making a sound at the moment. You take a seat on the bed, holding him as you grab the remote and flip on the television, looking for something to watch with your son.Trunks turns his head toward the sound of the television, and you start searching channels, skipping over the various news programs covering the destruction in North and West City. You pass a few of the exercise shows Oolong loves to watch, and some movie about a flying peach or something. When you find some show about talking trains, Trunks starts to laugh, reaching toward the television.Shrugging, you set down the remote, leaving the show on. It's pretty simplistic, with voice-acting that's kind of crappy, and a very mundane plot of trains doing various activities, with the conflict seeming to be problems like trees falling on the railroad tracks.Trunks seems enthralled, but something about the faces on those things disturbs you.Bulma comes back into the room shortly after, heading for her closet and grabbing an outfit much like what she wore to Namek, heading into the bathroom and changing."I need to make a quick trip," Bulma tells you from the bathroom. "Keep an eye on Trunks until I get back.">A. Ask where she's going>B. She's not travelling into space again, is she?>C. Ask her what sort of shows Trunks watches>D. Something else
>>1009173>>B. She's not travelling into space again, is she?>>C. Ask her what sort of shows Trunks watches
>>1009173>A. Ask where she's going>C. Ask her what sort of shows Trunks watches>D. Ask if Capsule Corp is making intelligent train engines
>>1009173>B. She's not travelling into space again, is she?>C. Ask her what sort of shows Trunks watches
>>1009192>>1009189"You're not travelling into space again, are you?" you ask your wife as Trunks continues to watch television."No, just to North City," she tells you from the bathroom. "I called the guys, and they say that their radar's picking up five Dragonballs on Earth. They only dropped three off here before, so that means those creeps you fought must have had two more."The bathroom door opens, and Bulma steps out, putting on the rest of her outfit. "And before you ask, no, you can't come. I'm taking Puar and a blaster, so I'll be fine."Nodding, you think of another question. "What kind of shows does Trunks watch?"Bulma glances toward the television, smiling a bit. "Oh, he loves this show. This channel usually runs a few hours of it every day, so just let him watch that and he'll be happy as can be.">A. But this show is awful>B. Alright>C. Tell her to be safe>D. Tell her to drag Oolong along too>E. Suggest that she ask Lazuli to go with her>F. Something else
>>1009259>A. But this show is awful>E. Suggest that she ask Lazuli to go with her
>>1009259>B. Alright>C. Tell her to be safe>D. Tell her to drag Oolong along too
>>1009259>A. But this show is awful>B. Alright>C. Tell her to be safe>F. Something elseAnd then tell Trunks if he inherits his mothers smarts, to never make trains with faces when he gets older.
>>1009259>>B. Alright>>C. Tell her to be safe>>D. Tell her to drag Oolong along too"Two shapeshifters are better than one"
>>1009270>>1009279>>1009283"But this show is awful," you groan."It's for small children," Bulma tells you as she heads for the door. "It's not supposed to be high art. Anyway, I'm leaving.""Be safe," you tell her. "I always am," she says with a smile before leaving the room.Unfortunately, Bulma is correct, and this program continues running for hours. You've endured some intense training in your day, but this is almost beyond your capacity to deal with. Trunks, however, still seems very interested, and you wonder what kind of monster you and your wife have created. Then again, when you were Trunks' age, maybe you would have enjoyed this show if your family got more than six channels."If you become as smart as your mom, never make trains with faces," you tell your son.Trunks glances up at you, smiles, then lets out a yawn, his eyes beginning to close.>A. Take him to his room, turn on the baby monitor, and take a nap>B. Put Trunks down for a nap, then get a shower>C. Sit there and watch more television>D. Go try to find the Briefs>E. Something else
>>1009350>B. Put Trunks down for a nap, then get a shower>D. Go try to find the BriefsAh. The true mission.
>>1009350>A. Take him to his room, turn on the baby monitor, and take a nap
>>1009350>B. Put Trunks down for a nap, then get a shower>D. Go try to find the Briefs
>>1009350>>B. Put Trunks down for a nap, then get a shower>D. Go try to find the Briefs
>>1009173>>1009259>>1009350>Tofoo suffering this much from Thomas the Train.All my keks>C.>E. Get Trunks a snack
>>1009354>>1009356Thank Kami, Trunks is getting sleepy, which means that you won't have to watch this abomination of a show anymore. Getting up, you carry your son to his room, placing him gently in his crib, turning on his baby monitor, and heading back to your room. Once you've made sure that the baby monitor is on in your room as well, you pull out some clothes and go to take a shower, the warm water feeling very nice as you clean yourself up. Coming out of the bathroom, you put your clothes on, when you notice that the television is still playing that show. You go to grab the remote, but can't seem to find it.>A. Look for the remote>B. Turn the television off and take a nap>C. Go see what Bulma's parents are up to>D. Something else
>>1009417>>C. Go see what Bulma's parents are up to
>>1009417>C. Go see what Bulma's parents are up to
>>1009422>>1009426>>1009429>>1009431ROLL to see if you can make it that far
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>1009500We should get a +20 because of the shower
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>1009500
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>1009500
>>1009515Have you ever had a nice hot shower after you got your ass kicked? It's far and a way the best fucking feeling in the world.
>>1009508>>1009513>>1009504With Trunks sleeping, and the television insisting on providing more and more of this horrible nonsense for your viewing displeasure, you decide to go see if you kind find Bulma's parents. You grab the baby monitor and take it with you, just in case, then head for the atrium, where you normally find either Doctor Briefs or his wife.Sure enough, you spot Mrs. Briefs watering the multitude of plants found in this massive area, smiling and humming to herself all the while."Oh, hello Tofoo darling," she greets in her usual pleasant tone upon seeing you. "How was North City?">A. It blew up>B. It was nice>C. Ask where Doctor Briefs is>D. Something else
>>1009544>B. It was nice>A. It blew up>C. Ask where Doctor Briefs is
>>1009544>A. It blew up>B. It was nice>C. Ask where Doctor Briefs is
>>1009550>>1009559>>1009560"It was nice," you tell her. "Before it blew up.""Oh, that's just lovely," Mrs. Briefs tells you, not seeming to have registered the second half of what you said. "I'll need to visit there sometime soon. Maybe Bulma will go with me and we can have a nice shopping trip."Sighing inwardly, you speak again. "Where's Doctor Briefs?""Oh, he's in the lab, sweety," she tells you. "Anywho, would you like some lunch? I can make sandwiches in no time at all.">A. Sounds great>B. Sorry, not now>C. Go find Doctor Briefs>D. Something else
>>1009603>>B. Sorry, not now>>C. Go find Doctor Briefs
>>1009603>A. Sounds greatNothing like a quick pick me up
>>1009664fine let's grab a snack
>>1009676>>1009625"Lunch sounds great," you tell your mother-in-law."Oh, wonderful!" she says, setting down her watering can. "Come with me, darling."She leads you to the kitchen, having you take a seat while she whips up some sandwiches, and grabs a pitcher of beer, pouring you a glass and handing it to you along with your food. "So, sweetheart, how are you and Bulma doing?" she asks pleasantly as you start to dig in.>A. Pretty good>B. Doesn't she see Bulma everyday?>C. Well, you just came back from the dead>D. Ask how she's been doing>E. Something else
>>1009713>A.>D.No need to scare her with stuff like dying again, or the city being under attack. Will cause wrinkles to her poor face.
>>1009713>C. Well, you just came back from the dead>sooo...>A. Pretty good
>>1009721>Implying Doctor Briefs allows her to wrinkle
>>1009713>A. Pretty good"Hopefully she'll be less mad now that I'm back.">D. Ask how she's been doing
>>1009713>A. Pretty good>D. Ask how she's been doing
>>1009732>>1009731>>1009721"Pretty good," you tell her. "How have you been doing?""Oh, just wonderful, dear," she tells you pleasantly. "You know, it's funny. I've been going to this great little cake shop, and every time I visit it, I think to myself that if you and the others hadn't saved the world, it wouldn't be there. So thank you for that."You take another bite of your sandwich. Somehow this woman can make even the most simple thing absolutely delicious. And, the beer is nice and refreshing, a great little lunch."So Tofoo, dear, Bulma's been talking a lot about Dragonballs lately," she tells you. "I just wanted to let you know, in case you two are fighting.">A. What, does she think Bulma's wishing for another husband?>B. You're not really fighting; Bulma's just mad that you keep being stupid>C. Explain the situation to her>D. Bulma probably just wasn't happy about having to wish you back again>E. Something else
>>1009771>>B. You're not really fighting; Bulma's just mad that you keep being stupidand then jokingly>A. What, does she think Bulma's wishing for another husband?
>>1009771>C. Explain the situation to her>E. Do it in a slow and concise manner
>>1009771>>1009780>>1009789Combine, go with the joke first then tell her whats really going on.
>>1009806Maybe. Gonna give you a few threads to do family shit before the next saga
>>1009833Hopefully neverFuck that movie
>>1009780>>1009789"We're not really fighting," you assure her. "Bulma's just mad that I keep being stupid.""Well that's not very nice," Mrs. Briefs tells you.You chuckle before asking in a joking tone, "What, do you think she's wishing for another husband?""Well, I don't know dear," Mrs. Briefs says, not seeming to get that you're joking. "I just remember when she was younger she kept going on and on about wishing for the perfect boyfriend."And that's how the two of you met. Funny how things work out.You take a moment to explain things to her, doing it in the most slow and concise manner that you can. When you finish, Mrs. Briefs does indeed seem to understand, at least a little bit."Oh my," she says. "You keep so busy. Do they pay you and your friends for protecting the world?">A. You wish>B. Well, when you have time to compete in tournaments you make money>C. Nah, you're pretty much a trophy husband>D. Something else
>>1009866>>C. Nah, you're pretty much a trophy husband
>>1009866>C. Nah, you're pretty much a trophy husband
>>1009869>>1009874>>1009875Oh you guys.
>>1009901Are they wrong?
>>1009901I feel like Mrs. Briefs would sympathize with us on the whole "Trophy Spouse" thing
>>1009901I like being the trophy husband but we married Bulma out of love