You are Gurie Niamic and all you wanted to do was play a card game.Now this weird greaser punk is trying to force you into a distorted game, all in order to steal your insect plate and trap you in the Distorted world for all eternity.It's all very frustrating but hes missing a few important points.One youve already escaped the distorted world before and now can do so whenever.And two..."Hey Suzie?" You ask opening your bag and pulling out your best friend. You havent really talked to her in awhile since she babysits Piper but... you do have Piper in your party today.The doll looks at you with black button eyes its face knitted into a smile. The punk stares at you clearly concerned that you lost your mind."That guy over there is picking on me." You say as you can feel the air visibly go colder, the punks skin going white as the air thins around him.He gasps as he falls to his knees, his eyes glowing purple as he uses his psychic powers in a vague attempt to break the curse but its like a magikarp facing Rayquaza... "Thats enough." You tell Suzie as the man slumps unconscious. You pull the ring off the mans finger, frowning as you stare at its helix symbol.To be honest you didnt think you could use mega rings to channel human psychic powers but here we are...Well its yours now.>Keep robbing him, he tried to kill you so who cares?>Go back to the real world leave him here.>Go back to the real world and take him with you. Maybe take him to the cops.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Mimikyu This is my past work.These are your pokemonhttps://pastebin.com/YEJkYJsaPlanny, tok, Koshmar, Weiss and piper are your team with of course Mimikyu.
>>2328724>>Keep robbing him, he tried to kill you so who cares?
>>2328724>Keep robbing him, he tried to kill you so who cares?
You sit down and figure while your hear and dealing with this loser you may as well see whose trying to steal from you.You reach into the hoodie, searching their pockets until you pull out their wallet. You toss Piper out of her pokeball, handing the mans bag to her. The pickpocket eagerly scurries through the bags contents, not even questioning why you are sitting in front of a unconscious man in a different dimension.You flip the wallet open, pocketing a few poke for yourself as you check his items. Coupons... a membership card to a casino in Lumiose (maybe a lead)... their pokeshark card for Pokemon tcg tournaments.You guess this guy actually was some kind of gambler and game aficionado. Shame if you fought him fairly he may actually have been a challenge.Coulda Shoulda, certainly wouldn't have though.You take his punchcard for the pokemart (And he was 1 purchase away from a free Pecha shake score) before finally finding his trainer card.Roijeu Riley... finished his pokemon journey with six badges... couldnt beat Viola or Wulfric though. Explains how he got a mega ring.You frown as you pull out the last item. A card for some enlightment society in Anistar. Seems suspicious... especially the logo on the back.You swear youve seen it before.>Wake him up and interrogate him, after removing his pokeballs so he cant do anything funny.>Send him to the police.>Ask giratina, mimi and Suzie for advice they are the experts on spooky right.
>>2328994>Ask giratina, mimi and Suzie for advice they are the experts on spooky right
>>2328994>>Ask giratina, mimi and Suzie for advice they are the experts on spooky right.
>>2328994>>Ask giratina, mimi and Suzie for advice they are the experts on spooky right.Before we decide what to do with him. Let's consult the experts.
>>2328724>>2328994Ah. We are our fathers daughter.
>>2328994 #>Ask giratina, mimi and Suzie for advice they are the experts on spooky rightThis went so badly for him I almost feel bad
>>2328994>Ask giratina, mimi and Suzie for advice they are the experts on spooky right.
>>2329800>This went so badly for him I almost feel badMaybe we can make an ally or contact out of him like we did with Carl.Speaking of. We should spend some time with him or as him on this arc.We've gotten time with our Mother who is never around and our Brother who has spent most of his life around Gurie but who we the players don't know so well. Carl hasn't gotten much spotlight and we haven't learned much about him since he joined us. Part of it probably is that so far when the adventure picks up he's usually faded into the background, split off, or stayed behind to hold the camp or something while we did stuff.[ He also had a good reason to not go on the Temple of Bet adventure because A) It was supposed to be a mothers day hike that turned into an adventureB) Our mother may have arrested him anyway ]
You have questions and those need answers.You whistle, watching as your shadow materializes in front of you,. Girantina nods as Mimi and Suzie Gather.Oh and Pipers there too.You sit down around all four of your ghost pokemon. "Okay so what just happened?"Suzie raises her hand. "I saved you! He was bullying you and now hes byebye."You nod "Okay but I mean more with... this? What was he even accomplishing?"Giratina picks up the ring. "Well given the situation the taker of souls was trying to use his psychic powers to force a wager on you. Its a simple enough psychic trick to force someone into a wager, its why pokemon battles were so common in the old time. Though now it seems buercracy and threats replace sheer power."Mimi nods. "Yup if you force a bet on it there is more risk to you so doing things like sending people cross dimensions is easier."Ah that explains why he didnt try to just threaten you.You look at the ring noticing the runes on it. "Okay so that explains the what but why did he want the plate and how did he know I have it."Mimikyu asks for the ring staring at it as Piper zooms over head. "Hmmm... this is draconid rather then kalosian." Mimi said. "So this guy isnt a local organization like the Sons of Az.""Cause why would you get a draconid ring if there are plenty of mega items here." You answer as Mimi nods."The plates are items of great power and only a handful are not in the hands of legendaries." Giratina says. "You dont need to bother with gathering all 17 with enough power going through one you can try to mimic the Allfathers miracles."Ooof. So this can be really serious. Piper tosses you a choclate bar from Riley's bag. You peal open the rage bar and munch on it in worry. A international group is trying to hunt down the plates for... something. It has to be a group because if Riley was a tourist hed not have a local trainer card... unless its a fake id and if so where did he get it? International group again.But why you? And who do you have to tell your mom on to stop them?"If you want we can torture him!" Suzie says as you shake your head."Torture doesnt really give reliable information." You say as Suzie blinks, her zipper mouth curled into a frown."Well if you want we can... torture him?">Fuck it interrogate him but NO torture. (This is a kids show)>No you dont torture people... Carl does. Maybe.>Ask nicely?>You know this is a police problem now if their best weapon was card games youll be fine.
>>2330252Ooof you didnt even remember debbie
>>2331364>Fuck it interrogate him but NO torture. (This is a kids show)
>>2331364>>No you dont torture people... Carl does. Maybe.
Also, wouldn't alerting Alder be a better idea? He seems like he'd be better connected as a former Champion.
You sigh. Okay fine you guys you may have to question the guy. But not TORTURE thats rude.You'll just threaten him a little. "Okay Suze, you back me up. Giratina hide." Your pet god hides in your shadow as you cuff the man, taking his pokemon belt and checking for Joltiks. Once you are sure everythings clean you slap him, waking the guy up."Waa? Did I win." The man says staring at you.Ha now all you have to do is talk... to... him...Oh1d100>>2331720Hes not really officially a authority anymore.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)>>2331720>Also, wouldn't alerting Alder be a better idea? He seems like he'd be better connected as a former Champion.This is a good idea. This should be on our to-do list when we leave distortion world in a few minutes or hours in-universe.>>2333212>Hes not really officially a authority anymoreDoesn't mean he doesn't know things or have connections from those days.Also since he was champion for a while he would likely have an approach to dealing with other regions or inter-regional groups.>>2331367I did forget about Debbie.Then again Debbie seems like someone Gurie formerly disliked or was scared of, and now Debbie is someone Gurie just kind of puts up with because Gurie is by turns afraid of the havoc Debbie could cause on her own, or doesn't want Debbie to get herself killed.>>2333212
>>2334464I don't know if Alder would help that much but meeting the baraest champion is always good.
>>2334464Continuing the Debbie section.It's a relationship where their is a good bit we don't know about, especially since Debbie seems to have a RADICALLY different view of her relationship with Gurie then Gurie does.>in thread 3 Debbie seems to want to be trying very hard to seem cool and in control of the situation she got herself in order to impress Gurie though this seems to go right over Gurie's head.>In Debbie's side story in thread 4.5 Debbie tells her older sister that Gurie is her best friend alongside her starter Pokémon Mr. ChopChop.Their relationship is currently in a condition where it has changed some and is now in a position where it is open to further change.Gurie no longer dreads her, they are traveling together and there have been hints since setting out for Debbie both wants to spend time with Gurie and has been feeling ignored.It seems like Gurie has little to no motivation to try to get closer to Debbie, and she doesn't seem like much of a sparring partner or someone she shares interest with either. Nor is their much on her motivations or dreams besides that she wants to forge pokeballs but we don't know much about that that is either. Maybe if we knew more about her?
>>2334521Also he'd get to see how BedBug is coming along. I wonder if BudBug will be happy to see him again. Planny and Mr. ChopChop seemed to hit it off pretty well after they fought given how they chatted gamely on the hike the evening after they battled.Maybe BedBug likes the man who trained him and Gurie when when he was a baby weedle and would like to see him again now that he's a big strong Beedrill.
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You take a deep breath and steel yourself, okay what would Debbie do.You stare at the man and tilt your head. "Did you Roijeu?" You ask holding up his mega ring. "I couldnt tell."You can see the man pale as he reaches for his belt... strangely he went for his cards instead of his pokemon.Well he could have reached for his pistol for all you care to be honest."Looking for these." You say lifting his belt, his cards and pokeballs still clipped to it. "Don't be to hasty, I don't like violence." You look down. "Violence only begets more anger after all, which only leads to ruin. Kinda like where you are right now." The man glares at you as you tilt your head to your Banette bestie. "She however likes violence." Suzie nods as the man gulps. "So lets not agitate her too much okay?"The man nods slowly. "O...okay, what do you want?">Why do you want my plate and how did you know about it?>Whats your deal with cards anyway?>What is with this Anistar club?>Where did you get your mega ring?>Seriously where did you get that jacket its lovely.>>2334830Guries understanding of the world is off yes. Unfortunately im shit at making companions work so they all end up like skyrim. This is why i dont write books.
>>2335806>>Seriously where did you get that jacket its lovely.
>>2335806>>Why do you want my plate and how did you know about it?
>>2335806>What is with this Anistar club?
>>2335806>How long have you been affiliated with the Anistar club?>Why do you want my plate and how did you know about it?>Seriously where did you get that jacket its lovely.
>>2335806And procure jacket from offender.
>>2336346You can make that jacket whenever you want why do you want his?
>>2336374He deserves not the jacket.
>>2336393I don't think stealing his jacket is going to help us get answers out of him.That does raise a good question though.>>2336374How thorough were we about checking him for hidden objects and surprises before we woke him up?I know you said we took his cards and pokeballs off his belt, went through his pockets, and checked him for a hidden joltick.But like did we check for extra pockets or compartments sewn into the lining of his jacket for instance?
>>2337313Yes your moms in the police and your father cheated in cards. You know every dirty trick in the book.Gurie isnt that great of a person
Hex Maniac: F-cup edition
>>2337424That's our relative, she's the normal typeGym leader. We encountered her in a past thread.Gurie is much much smaller and also shorter.
>>2337743She also models Gurie's clothing line.
>>2335806>Seriously where did you get that jacket its lovely.>Why do you want my plate and how did you know about it?>What is with this Anistar club?
Okay all of em... do you want to ask about the jacket first or afterwards.IT seems like that would really cahnge the flow of things. Ill try to write it myself in five unless someone has a clear opinion.
Sorry was lookin up the Plate's apperance.You reach into your bag, drawing out the insect plate, its ancient script faintly glowing a dull green. "Looking for this?" You ask as the man gulps. "You do know I was asked by a very important friend of mines mom to keep this safe. Did you want me to be a liar Riley?"The man looks away before Suzie moves a claw, psychic force physically forcing him to stare at you. "How pray tell did you even know this was here to try to steal?""It's not stealing it was a wager." The man said, flinching under Suzie's glare. "And I'm a psychic I dowsed it that there was a huge magical item here, your aura is almost unnaturally bug and I put two and two together.."Oh, huh you didnt know you can do that with psychic powers. Maybe you wont have to teach a pokemon HMs if you can psychic through that too. Food for thought."Alright and why?" You ask as you pull out his annistar card. "Does the New Life society ask you to?""I... I just wanted to do a distorted game, I just managed to pull off the move and wanted to see if it did the crazy pokemon shit. I was going to put up my mega ring but then ya fuckin robbed me."You flick the card. "And these guys are just coincidence?""They are psychic tutors they told me how to make the distorted game work. And how to detect plates. They said if I ever got any it would be safer with the school." The man says averting your eyes. "I just went along with it cause I thought it would make me the champ."The guy is either a stooge or just a good liar you may have to look deeper... "Well at the very least I appreciate your taste in jackets, where did you get it?""Oh this? A alluring G line from Anistar Boutique, pretty expensive but it makes the look work."Wait you dont licence to Anistar... and you certainly have a set price max established in the contract. Someone is either copying your work (Albeit well) or selling your shit without permission. Guess you are going to anistar with or without its gym.Now what to do with the guy>Your coming with me, we are going to set you straight, and teach you how to play cards.>Call the cops.>Call Alder for some reason>Let him go
>>2340079>Call Alder for some reason>>Hey Alder, want to accompany me on a pokemon adventure and strike down some villainy?I just tend to mistrust the po-po.
>>2340079>>Call the cops.There is signal in the distorted world?
>>2340079>Wait you dont licence to Anistar... and you certainly have a set price max established in the contract. Someone is either copying your work (Albeit well) or selling your shit without permission. Guess you are going to anistar with or without its gym.How far away is that from the city we currently are in?
>>2340796Your in Couriway town, Anistar is right next to it once you get through Route 18
Ok so he's basically saying 1.) Some group of people taught me how to suck people into a dangerous other dimension so I could force them to duel me for stakes.2.) That sounded cool, and you pinged my senses has having some kind of awesome swag so I used it to force you into a duel since i figured you had some good stuff to bet in the duel.He's not leaving without our say so, and he's spinning an insultingly thin explanation for why he dragged us into hell without our consent. He knows it, so lets call him out on it and see what he spills. >>2340079>express doubt about the flimsy and thin parts of his story. >So you are telling me you just learned how to invoke a Distorted game from some helpful tutors and decided to force one on the first person who smelled like they had something nice to take because that sounded like fun?
>>2340079Leave him in the distorted realm.
Yo i actually am watching this you just cant make up your fuckin minds :/
Cute lil quest!Call the cops.
>>2340079>>Call the cops.Why the fuck is this still stuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7aa1Dkr_1QYou sigh, sitting down as you stare at Riley. "So let me get this straight? These people told you how to make distorted games and you tried to mug me just cause it seemed fun?"The man blinks at you. "Yeah. I mean it sounds stupid now but I was going to let you out and have my own ante.""And why did this group teach you how to force a duel?"The man smirks as he prepares a retort... and frowns. "Um... I ... its cool?""But almost certainly illegal, and then why did they teach you how to detect the most powerful artifacts?""...Because the best duelists would have them?" The man says hopefully but you can tell hes got the same conclusiton you did."Or they wanted you to attack people like me and get those plates to them as they suggested. Sounds like they just trained you as a stooge."Riley looks sad about it but doesnt dismiss the claim. Guess the school doesnt instill the loyalty it should.>Hey you can join my group, we are all awful like this.>Okay so im going to call the police now...>Look um, I am going to leave, just, dont try to distorted game people, its rude.
>>2348203>>Look um, I am going to leave, just, dont try to distorted game people, its rude.
>>2348203>Look um, I am going to leave, just, dont try to distorted game people, its rude.
>>2348203>>Okay so im going to call the police now...
>>2348203>Okay so im going to call the police now...
You sigh. "Look I am going to have to call the police on this, you did almost kill me."The man pails stumbling forward. "Please no! I cant do time, they will make me join a idol group and-""-sing in public events." You finish for him. Its nice talking to someone who finally deals in the real world. "Thats true. But this is a bit over my head."The man frowns. "Pleaaaase I can help you!"Well...>Okay join my team i need a dowser like you>Okay but you owe me, a lot, and I will call on you.>Look if you cooperate the police will go easy on you. My moms in the force she'll trust my judgement. We dont even have to tell them you tried to rob me.>Hey its like, juvie youlll be fine.
>>2352442>Look if you cooperate the police will go easy on you. My moms in the force she'll trust my judgement. We dont even have to tell them you tried to rob me.
>>2352442>>Okay but you owe me, a lot, and I will call on you.Hmm, was that a Pokemon Ranger reference or something?
>>2352442>Hey its like, juvie youlll be fine.
>>2348203What's distortion world?
>>2352442>The man pails stumbling forward. "Please no! I cant do time, they will make me join a idol group and-">"-sing in public events." You finish for him. Its nice talking to someone who finally deals in the real world.Is this true? Or are Gurie and this guy just both deluded when it comes to the criminal justice system in the area?
>>2352818Gurie is convinced Chicago is real but hasnt really seen proof otherwise or confirmingShe however brought it up during her panic attack with Wulfric
Oops I let this collect dust.
>>2352890Didn't officer Hans Hunt tell her that was an insane belief?