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>You are Anonymous
>One kid
>In a big, big universe
>That's fine, of course
>You're getting bigger all the time

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit

>You've just had a growth spurt
>Your right arm, and right hand man
>Muscles
>Has decided he's tired of playing second fiddle to your magic powers
>To all magic powers
>So he
>and Ye
>Have made it more of a duet
>Muscles has expanded his ALIEN MEAT
>All across your scrawny teenage body
>Making you a devil of a crybaby
>Now when you cast spells
>They get refracted through your wand
>Then mutate Yaboi's meat
>Into a whole new PWOERFUL form

>You used it to beat the hell from a Psychic Government agent
>Now he's dangling from your gnarled, bone covered fist
>There's also a gun pointed at your back
>Well
>Not so much a -literal- gun

S: "Anon. This isn't right."

>A wand
>Wielded by a blonde
>Peppy
>Magic Princess

S: "We won. We got Glossaryck back."
G: "You sure did."
>Glossaryck
>That blue skinned 10 inch high little gremlin
>Who lives in Star's book of spells
G: "I'm not so sure that's good enough for him."
>He munches a six-fingered handful of gravy coated cheese and french fries
>It stains his white dangly beard
G: "Looksh to me..."
>He hiccups
>Chokes
G: "HEh-ACK! AACHH HAHHC Hoo! Hahah...Wants some payback."
S: "I've seen a dark side to magic, Anonymous."
>Star still has that wand pointed at you
S: "It's in my book and I'm pretty sure it was in yours."
>She plants her feet
S: "Enslaving people isn't justice. Don't make me do this."

L: "You don't need to listen to her. No one does."
G: "Luna. Good to see you. A surprise to be sure."
>More smacking mouthfuls from the Bluemin
G: "...but a welcome one."

>You haven't placed the final blow yet
>Star hasn't made a move
>Her wand and the burning car in the background are the only lights out here on this quiet street

S: "He's helpless. Put him down."
E: "Who says I'm helpless?"
>A rock comes flying from the street
>Levitated by Einstein's psychic powers
>It shatters against your shielded head
>16 total on that roll
>You spit out gravel as Muscles grips your diaphragm in a chuckle
>What-a-fucking-bitch

What do?
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>>2577470
Star! We're not going to enslave him! We're basically going to put him into soul prison so he can't do any harm to you, me, or anyone else! It'll be fine!
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>S: "He's helpless. Put him down."

>"Sure thing Star." Then snap Einstein's neck
>"Give me a second to show you my magic, okay. Death isn't the end."
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>>2577470
Ask Star what she wants us to do then, can't let Einstein go, he'll just come back to hurt us again.
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>>2577470
Pretty much >>2577477
There is absolutely nothing wrong with what we're doing.
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>>2577477
>>2577491

Kill Einstein quick so he can't keep throwing rocks at us. Then explain our magic to star!
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>>2577470
>>2577491
Also >>2577490
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>>2577470
>>2577477
This, Star is armed and ready
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>>2577470
Stop stroking the murder boner and chill the fuck out. The number one priority is talking to Glossaryck don't make this harder by being confrontational with Star. Remove the helmet as his power is coming from it.
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>>2577470
"What the FUCK you want me to do? The guy kidnap your teacher and them when we go to rescue him he proced to try to murder us! What, we should just leave him be? You think he will stop? Get real Star. They will return. They will be back for Glossaryck. They will be back to you. They will be back for me, for Jackie, my mother, THEY WILL BE BACK FOR THE DIAZ! This wont stop... until we stop all of them."
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>>2577477
Soul Prison? Poor choice of words there.
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>>2577509
Fine! Soul time out! Same difference, we're not enslaving him. We CAN do that! But we're not going to do that.
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>>2577470
>>2577499
More specifically, >>2577507
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>>2577477
>>2577507
>>2577509
>>2577513
Weeeeeee don't exactly know how Soul Succ works.

>>2577470
We need Information. Maybe you can live on with having to deal with this kinda bullshit forever, but I've already have to deal with it my whole life. And it ain't pretty.

I don't want him coming after us again, after me. Letting him go is not an option. The more they know about me the harder it will be to beat them.

Look what he did to his own workmate. he fucking peeled his skin off like a grapefruit.

If she doesn't want us to do this our way she better come up with a better idea herself.

Oh, and ask him if he would die if we took that helmet off. I think that helmet is giving him his powers
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>>2577470
Calm the fuck down and drop some knowledge on that Mewni cunt.
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>>2577524
It would be very painfull.
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>>2577524
>Weeeeeee don't exactly know how Soul Succ works.
Yes we do! If he's helpless we can punch his soul out of his body with our wand! It's one of our perks!
>On a melee Crit, if the target has a soul. the wand smashes their soul out of their body.
I know it says on crit, but Quest said that if MC2 is helpless we can do it for free.

And we know our wand keeps souls in a paradise
>Instead, the soul returns into THE WAND where they exist in a pocket dimension paradise.
We know all of this because it's in the freakin' character sheet!
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Stop escalating the situation pointlessly. We want information from Glossaryck. Killing Buckethead right now is not going to get us that. Slow the fuck down and stop trying fight at 16? Health.
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>>2577470
Supporting >>2577507 and >>2577524. Put it into context, get her to see why we need to get information to protect the people we care about and have them get off our case.
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>>2577537
>>2577537
>>2577525
>>2577539
Our primary objective right now is asking GLossaryk about Luna's spells.

Everything else is secondary / tertiary.

We need to de-escalate the situation. Talk Star down and come to a fruitful middle-ground.
Hopefully we can convince her of our point of view but we cannot lose perspective on why we are here.
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>>2577470
thus
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>>2577470
Supporting:
>>2577507
>>2577524

Don't know if >>2577505 counted as a vote, but if so changing it to what I'm supporting above.
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>>2577557
That's what I'm trying to do right now!
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>>2577470
>Don't kill him
>Leave his soul alone
>Brain probe him
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>>2577537
If that's the case, it's be kind of funny of we used it as a carrot instead of a stick. "You want your soul to return to your personal paradise? Give us the info and you're free to go, otherwise stay here in the mortal plane and suffer that agony until you're ready to divulge"
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>>2577568
Wasnt the problem that he is also psychic?
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>>2577582
That's an absolute speculation.

As far as we know the only kind of powers he has are telekinesis, and it could probably not be his own

The Helmet might be a magitech device like the anti-magic grenades. They seem pretty keen on reverse engineering tech.

>>2577568
This is my main idea, we don't need to Suck his soul at all. We just need him to
1 Not report to his superiors about this
2 Interrogate him.
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WE STILL NEED TO SPEAK WITH GLOSSARYK

FOCUS ON GETTING LUNA'S MAGIC BACK

FOCUS ON DEESCALATING STAR
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>Make star take care of him.
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Anon is at low Health. Don't escalate right now. We don't need the agent we need to talk to GLOSSARYK.
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>>2577470
How 'bout an archive link, douchecanoe?
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>>2577627
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20The%20Forces%20of%20Evil
There you go fuckboy.
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>>2577627
Google it, faggot.
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>>2577627

Find it yourself failed abortion
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>>2577627

It's right here, fuckface. >>2577630
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>>2577627
It's not hard to find, you retarded unwanted child.
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THE VOTES!

>Snibbety Snap his shit
2 votes

>You got any suggestions, Princess?
3 votes

>I have QUESTions
1 vote

>Remove the big guy's Helmet
2 votes

>Explain thyself
7 votes


A: "Star. Look."
>You roll your newly broadened shoulders
>Ein kicks at your chest
>Tries to wriggle out of your hand
>Muscles slaps him

A: "I'm not looking for slaves. Or even interns at the moment."
L: "Is there a difference?"
A: "There is where -I- am coming from."
E: "Yeah right. Hnk! I bet you think there's a measurable difference between the U.S. and Russia too."
A: "Oh shut the FUCK up, Bubble Brain."
E: "All manner of heinous shit goes down in this country. Y-You're stronger than they said but shit. I see why they want you."
>His hands raise up
E: "You're -just- like them."

>His hands raise
>Your eyes go black
A: "YOU SONNOVABITCH!"
>BBBRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Non stop
>Psychic Energy
>It flows from Einsteins hands and cascades over you like a waterfall of boiling anti-septic
>You can feel his power trying to pry you to bits
>Millions of tiny psionic needles dive into your skin
>It's a whole new kind of hurt
>Muscles' pain bounces from him into you
>He wriggles across your back as you drop to a knee

S: "NAP TIME SLEEPY SLATHER!"
E: "Wha-"
>SPRHHOTHAFHTh
>Star's wand sprays a purple, foamy mess
>It slathers all over your target, splattering his suit in slime
E: "Fuck is- AH! It's in my helmet! Fuck!"
A: "So take it off."
E: "No."
A: "If I take it off. Will you die?"
E: "Also no. I'd never be a life support case."
>This mother fucker
>HE RUINED THE JOKE
>He's also slowly drooping
E: "I'm- gonna...n-no..."
>His arms fall
E: "Some kinna tranq..."
>He won't go all the way
E: "No. NO!"

cont
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>>2577652
>>2577652

>His helmet vibrates as he forces himself to stay awake

>You hear a concrete pomf behind you
S: "Anon. I have never. EVER. Understood you."
>It's Star
>Standing right in arm's reach
>Her wand down
S: "So fine. You wanna explain? Explain."

A: "My wand."
>Muscles uses his hand to point to the saxophone in your meaty-armored chest
A: "Can store souls."
G: "So it's an afterlife?"
A: "You don't -know- ?"
G: "It's a whole new wand."
L: "Anon's finest work."
G: "May I see it?"
L: "Never."
>Glossaryck raises his hands with a chuckle

A: "I've had this happen too goddamn much."
>You shake him
A: "Assholes like this ALWAYS come back for me. For people I love."
G: "I'm flattered."
L: "You...aren't love. You're useful."
G: "Does he know the difference."
A: "It doesn't matter."
>You snap
>Then look down from your mirrored, keratin visor at Star
>Who doesn't seem frightened by your new form at all

A: "If I slap his soul out. He's harmless. He can't hurt anyone."
S: "If you force him to serve you."
>She points
>With her finger this time
S: "What makes you any better than they are?"
>You're quiet for a moment
>That is an excellent point
>Then again
>Star -is- still a faggot

L: "Good work, dear. The Wand's away. Your quarry is closer to helpless."

>It's come down a litte

What do?
What say?
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>>2577655
Star, I was never going to force him to serve me! Where did you ever get that idea?!
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>>2577655
At least when I go after them, I don't do bullshit like Go After Their Family And Use Them As Blackmail Or Bait or shit like that; I keep it strictly personal.
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>>2577655
"... I'm not better. But i still trying to protect the people i love. Heck, i trying to save my own ass too. The diference is that those fuckers are coming after us, not the other way around. Look, i really trying to reach a middle ground here."
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>>2577655
>S: "What makes you any better than they are?"


>"Better than leaving him to rot in the earth? Better serving me to keep those safe. Might even just raise him back to life and send him on his way. I don't have the luxury to take prisoners or let good help go. I don't have a kingdom, or jails or even really a seat to sit on. It's not pretty and its not nice, but right now I have few options. Those called to serve are happy enough. Better undead than dead.

This is beside the point. You, Blue man. When you made my wand's gem what did you do her memory. Spells are missing. Important ones."
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>>2577655

Hey the time we spared an enemy it fucked us over, hard. So sparing someone isn't an exact forte. You can't run a kingdom when you have a bleeding heart Star, understand that.

Also question Gloss about the missing spells because that little blue fuck is up to some bullshit
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>>2577630
>>2577632
>>2577637
>>2577642
>>2577646
Thanks a lot, ya fuckin' cumdumpsters.
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>>2577655
Star, I know you come a backwards ass peasant planet of serfs and slavery, but this is god damn America. We don't do that shit around here (lately). This is about preventing harm to myself and the people I care about.
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>>2577655
S: "What makes you any better than they are?"
>You're quiet for a moment

>What do?
Take off the dude's helmet
>What say?
>Nothing, I'd be a liar if I said I've only ever reacted. There's hundreds of skeletons in my castle now, all taken out of their graves and bound under my magic. Only justification I can give for them is that its to protect me from people like this asshole.

>But now that we have a moment of peace, Gloss, why the fuck did you take Luna's spells.


Anyone else remember that whole big dilemna about binding people to us with the hell collars? You know the thing that makes them unable to resist any of our commands? Remember how bad that made Anon feel? Feels pretty wonky that he switched around on that so fast for casual bindings. At least with the train it was to release them from Hell.
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>>2577655
>>2577675

Also, with the helmet nigga incapacitated, get to the bottom of a Gloss (in a non-sexual way???)
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>>2577678
>Anyone else remember that whole big dilemna about binding people to us with the hell collars? You know the thing that makes them unable to resist any of our commands? Remember how bad that made Anon feel? Feels pretty wonky that he switched around on that so fast for casual bindings. At least with the train it was to release them from Hell.

The big dilemma there was that it made anyone who resisted obeying suffer the WILL of Lucikron. Last I checked we don't do that . We just kinda compel them to obey, not torture until they obey.
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>>2577684
See that's the thing, that's not what I saw it as at all. I saw the issue as dominating someone utterly, to the point where they don't truly have a will, is the issue. Sure they might be in "paradise" but there's still the factor that our undead can't say no to us.

Empty shell necromancy sure, soul powered necromancy is eh.

Anon should've gone for the golem summon route. Mindless to start with.
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>>2577655
>When she try to persuade you to do the humanly right thing to do, but you having none of that.
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>>2577687

We're not a Jew there anon, we can't make proper golems

>>2577690

Don't support the bug Azul
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>>2577687
Yeah no, I saw the big dilemma being that they'd basically suffer the fury of a thousand suns for saying no, rather than just saying no. Which was a problem for Anon. Not the actual mind control part.

Also, just being in the wand won't enslave him. He'll just be there.
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>>2577655
Remove the dude's helmet and keep it.

I'm not jumping people outside of their houses and shooting them in the back. I'm not the one who started it. I've show mercy before and the end result was me getting attacked again and losing someone I cared about. Someone I had to work hard to get back. I'd rather not allow my foes to get away and gain their strength so they can threaten the things I care about.
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>>2577693
Fuck man dont trow me out there like this.
Also my strip is also blue.
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>>2577687
Well, y'see, there's a difference between Lasso Of Truth But More Like Lasso Of Mind Control (AKA: Anon's shit) and Giving Someone The Mind Rape Treatment (AKA: Lucikron).
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>>2577658
Changing my vote to explaining to Star that mercy gets you backstabbed. Basically what this guy >>2577701 said in his final part of his post.
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>>2577703

I'll do it again if you side with the bug
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>>2577655
Self-defense is just protecting yourself from someone who wants to do harm to you. Is going against their will to harm you evil?
I need information. Information he has. Information that would be of use to me to protect myself and those I love. And the only way to getting it is against his will.
Taking someone's freedom so they won't hurt you anymore is also against their will.
Is Raising Dead people to serve me evil, even if they like it because they might have not liked it hundreds of years ago when they were alive?

How can anyone fight evil without becoming evil? What you're arguing is just to be *less* evil than you enemy.
Your metric is just entirely arbitrary. I'm doing this in self-defense. Just because this battle is over doesn't mean that the War is.

Maybe I am not better than them. Real thing is I don't fucking know. But I'm tired of having them come after me over and over again because I keep trying to be the better person.

I try to do good to my friends and my family. What is wrong about that? Is it really so horrible to ask not to get shit on by the whole universe everyday?
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>>2577655
>>2577662
You know what? Changing support to >>2577701
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>>2577655
>>2577662
>>2577719
Also supporting >>2577712
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>>2577711
Luna is also a bug. Stop beign xenophobic.
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>>2577655
>>2577701
This
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>>2577723
False, she's an arachnid, not an insect.
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>>2577726
He said "bug" not insect, dummy. Bug can refer to any terrestrial arthropod.
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>>2577734
Luna isn't terrestrial though, she's from another universe entirely.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

https://youtu.be/1lKUYAnqxjU

A: "Better?"
>Muscles knows you have something to say
>He peels your mask off like the opening of a gator's second eyelid
A: "Star. Look at me."
>You grin
A: "I never should have existed."
>Your smile drops
A: "Do you think I -ever- pretend I'm better than anybody?"
>Muscles kneels
>Lets your face get dangerously close to hers
A: "I'm not better than them."
>Einstein's struggles persist as he reaches for his helmet
>The side presses in
E: "Command. EMC2 requesting immed-...immediate eva-"
>You turn back to him
>YANK the helmet free from his skull
>He gasps as his skin is freed to the air
>He's so pale
>Beardless
>Young too
>Probably not much older than 20
>A few wires and electrodes were connected between his face, neck and the helmet
>They snap like fresh grass under a new blade
>Muscles tosses the thing to the side

A: "What I am...is fighting for what's mine."
>You start to stand
>Your mismatched eyes glowing
A: "They fight for power. For dominion over others."
>You turn back to her
A: "I'll take dominion...but only because I need it to make the world I want to live in. Because it's MY mission. Because this is MY life now."
L: "The author. Is dead."
>Muscles and you press your thumb onto Einstein's Adam's apple
A: "I write the happy endings now."
S: "What is this...moral GREY you always wallow in?"
L: "There's no such thing."
>Star turns to Luna
L: "No grey. No white. No darkness. I don't expect you to understand the way we do."
G: "The way destroyers do?"
L: "The way those of us without fear see the world."

A: "Not. Important."
>Einsteins tries to grab your neck with his powers
>When he does you can feel a marked increase
>In his influence
>In the violence of his body's reactions
>Yet he's unfocused

>SNAP!
E: "AAH!"
>Muscles grabs his hand and squeezes hard enough to twist joints out of the way
A: "I'm not letting the world define me. Or take from me ANY more."
>Muscles squeezes harder
>So do you

What do, Anon?

>Finish him
>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)
>Get creative with your magic
>Give him to Star
>Let him go

Either way. Roll Charisma.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2577740
>>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2577740
>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)
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>>2577740
Knock him out then take his soul out of his bod and put it in our wand. He won't harm anyone else in there.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2577740

>Get creative with your magic

Mind read em
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2577740
>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2577747
Also rolling
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>>2577748
Well then.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2577740
>RUN. KO AND FUCKING RUN
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>>2577754

Just as planned
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2577748
>>2577740
WHEW BABY

I say get crafty with that magic.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2577740
>>Get creative with your magic
Mindscream the fuck out of him
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>Have a whole moral debate with Star on how it's OK for us to take his soul
>Everyone wants to just K/O him and leave him like that
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>>2577740
>K/O and bring him with us
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>>2577748
Damn son where’d you learn to roll
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>>2577740
>>2577748
>>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)
or
>Get creative with your magic
also
>Make sure to bring K20's body with us.
>ALSO, the Car's plate AND the Helmet if it's still there.

We need to get out of there before their reinforcements come.
We can discuss further after we're in a safer lcoation.
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>>2577764
FINE,

SNAP HIS NECK AND RUN.
YA WANTED MORAL ANON THEN STICK WITH IT
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>>2577740
>>2577742(you)
>>2577764
Fine then, supporting
>>2577770
>Make sure to bring K20's body with us.
>ALSO, the Car's plate AND the Helmet if it's still there.


As well
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>>2577769

I learned it from a blue bird

>>2577764

Alright alright, snap his neck. Take his soul and run
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>>2577770
>>2577764
What? No we want to take him with us KOed

>>2577774
>>2577770
>>2577740
ALSO, do not bring them yet to any place we don't want compromised, like Mewmus or the School's bathroom.
They probably have trackers on themselves as well as the helmet.
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>>2577776
Well so long as we take him with us and not just leave him it's OK I guess.
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>>2577776

In that case let's go to Mewni
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>>2577776
They were already following us, they know where we live.
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>>2577740
>>Get creative with your magic
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>Fuck running
>SCISSOR PORTAL THE FUCK AWAY TO SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE THeRE IS NO GPS
>Scissor portal to Mewni
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2577740
>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)
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>>2577764
Aren't we taking him after?
I thought we were taking his soul?
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>>2577817
I assumed for some reason that we would just leave him behind after KOing him and got concerned.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2577740
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Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2577740
>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)
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>>2577764
The best conversations are not the ones who necessarily change your mind, but the ones where you learned the most.
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>>2577740
>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)
We can kill him later, where we won't be offending Star's delicate moral sensibilities. Just open a portal to Australia or some shit, and take him and Star with us so we can get some peace and quiet without government schmucks harassing us while we break down this thickheaded Mewman's sense of morality.
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>>2577748
>>2577748

https://youtu.be/7AnhjdmrUmU

THE FIRST!

NATURAL 20
OF THE SEASON!

>ALL OTHER ROLLS NEGATED
>MAXIMUM POSSIBLE ROLL

>Charisma Check: 27
>Look at you, Anon

A: "I'm the damn writer now. I'M the goddamn one making the plot twists. The allegories and metaphors."
G: "What's this a metaphor for?"
A: "For you shutting the fuck up."
>You've found your own words

S: "Anon."
>Star's hand's been placed on your Xenomorphic abs
S: "You're...super messed up."
>Your breath catches as your ears turn pink
S: "I get it. Life's not fair. Nobody plays except for keeps but...but you're not life. You don't have to always be this way. If you're strong enough to stop them. To keep your family safe Isn't..."
>She eyes her feet as she searches for the words
S: "Isn't that not enough?"
A: "...No."

>CRAWNCH!
>Star gasps
>Muscles crunches his inner lining of membrane in joy
>You're grinning like a cat
>You've done a lot of sick moves
>To add to that list
>You've choke slammed a man into a concrete wall

KAY
OH

S: "ANON!"
A: "He'snotdeadyacan'tbemadatme."
E: "uuHHHHrhrh..."
A: "See?"
S: "ANON."
A: "Just brain damaged."

L: "Excellent work, darling."
A: "Now. I need to talk to your blue waffle."
>Star's turn to turn blush colored
S: "Y-YOu can't jus-"
G: "I believe he means me, Star."
>Star has her cheeks puffed up
>Her hair is simmering with heat from both embarrassment and rage
>Defelct
>Direct
>Delegate
>Keep your hands and mouth moving

A: "Where FUCK are my Mom's spells?"
G: "Which one?"
A: "Wh-"

S: "Hey. Anon?"
A: "Not now, Star we're probably going to be ambushed soon."
S: "Anon. No really I th-"
A: "Shut your DICK holster. Or stabbing proboscis port I dunno with you people."
S: "What do you mean You people?"
A: "Ah. Right right. You're not -people-."

>SHHHHHHHHHHHRIIIIIIIIIIIp!
>You've opened a portal
>You turn to get into i-
A: "What the-"
>AN OCEAN OF MILKY GREEN CLOUDS
>A SEA OF FLOATING PHANTOMS LIES BEFORE YOU
A: "This isn't Mewni."
>One of the hooded ghouls rises up to you
>He raises his bone-clawed fingers in the air

https://ak2.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/33388492/preview/stock-footage-green-hand-of-troll-makes-ok-sign-fps.mp4

>The portal was still randomized
A: "That means we-"
S: "Anon. Look."
>You do
>Pic_Related
S: "Why is the ice cream truck out at night?"

What do?
>>
>>2577847
MASSACRE WAVE ICE CREAM TRUCK.
NO MORE!
WE HAVE SIDE QUESTS TO DO.
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>>2577847
Cruci Crush the truck into the sky
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>>2577847
>A: "Where FUCK are my Mom's spells?"
>G: "Which one?"
>A: "Wh-"
Also-ALL OF THEM YOU BLUE FUCK! GIMME THEM NOW!
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>>2577847
Starwalk the truck
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>>2577847

The true solution here is massacre wave the truck
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>>2577847
Grab Eisntein, tell Star to follow you and start to run. We cant take more life from Eistein without killing him, and we are hurt. We done enough for today.
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>>2577883
This, count your blessings and scram.
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>>2577847
>Massacre Wave the truck
We have shit to do, aint got time for no ice cream truck driving clown racers. Also,
>ALL of my mom's spells
We want everything you took you little blue gremlin.
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>>2577847
Starwalk the truck
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>>2577883
>We cant take more life from Eistein without killing him
That's where you're wrong, friendo.
>On a melee Crit, if the target has a soul. the wand smashes their soul out of their body.
As he is now we can take his soul without harming his body at all. We can even put the soul right back anytime we want to.
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>>2577847
Aw shit.

Pick MC2, K20, the helmet and if possible the car's plate.

Switch from Cruci-Crush Form to Inversion Form

Remember our skellies?
Order your Skeletons back into Bike-Mode as we did before.

Get ready to bolt out of there Bike riding..
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>>2577901
What is the point of knocking him out if we are going to take his soul anyway? Also Star is going to be against it. Them again, we could maybe take some of her life, only to balance a little.
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>>2577901
Wouldn't that.... kill him? I feel like the soul's kind of important. I imagine a short time wouldn't be a problem, but hours seems like it'd do in the empty husk that would be his body.
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>>2577926
Because now he's helpless and we can take his soul without killing him. We couldn't do that while he was conscious. And Star's not going to be against it, we most definitely convinced her with that nat 20.

>>2577930
NOPE!
>The soulless body enters a vegetative state. Still living but comatose.
The character sheet is REALLY helpful for knowing these things.
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>>2577847
Changing my vote from:
>>2577899
to:
>>2577922
>>
>>2577922
support
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>>2577847
Oh yeah! Star, that's an insane serial murder clown, don't touch the truck I think he gets sensitive over that.

>Oh you know, just ALL OF THEM, GLOSSY. GIBME ME MUM'S BRAINS BACK YOU SHIT
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>>2577847
Changing this >>2577883
To this >>2577922
>>2577935: Me 2 Mate, Me 2
>>
https://youtu.be/q24HZ43HrOw

>You glare down at MC2
A: "Is this your backup!?"
>MC2 cannot respond
>As you have Joe Jacksoned him into a comatose musical career
>Where he plays the brown note
>PHHrrrrppt
A: "A-AW No! NO! Aw fuck!"
>Muscles holds him at arms length as you scramble for the sides of the tunnel
>Your body mutates as you climb
S: "Anon."

>BRRRRROOOOOOOM!
???: "EHHhHehehehEHHEHEHH!"
S: "Anon don't go out there!"
A: "We gotta book it, Bug."
>You snap
>The skelebois return
>Yanking off the license plate of the mostly melted car
>They sprint to your side
>THEN TRANSFORM AND COMBINE
>Into your bike

???: "Hey? Where ya GOIN!?"
>The ice cream truck honks
???: "I just wanna PLAY."
S: "What are you doing!?"
A: "We're RUNNING."
???: "Oh. Well in that case."

>SHUNK
>SHUNK
>Floodlights activate on the front ends of the truck
>Both eyes on the bobbing clown head burn with electric glow
???: "Get moving. I love it when they run."
>BROOOmM! Goes the soul fire engine of your bike
A: "Get on!"
>Star glances at the truck
S: "No. You go."
A: "What?"
S: "Just go. Get out of here. I'll hold him o-"
>BANG!
S: "EEP!"
>A bullet
>Just went right past Star's foot
S: "Move over!"

>BROOOM!
>BRRRRRRROOOOM!


>You've made it onto the bike
>Muscles snatches the helmet from off of the ground
>You
>Star
>K20
>MC2
>You're all piled onto the thing like a little acrobrat group

>YOU TAKE OFF!
>Blasting down the main road at first
>Then you hear it coming
>You hear
>The jingle

https://youtu.be/CfC3trtp5yM

>Where drive, Anon?
>What do?
>>
I dont even know anymore
>flail anon, flail
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>>2577976
Drive to a place they'd never think to look for us. The beach.
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>>2577976
Make the skeletons spare some hands to hold K and M, and them make Star Shoot the guy while you drive.

Open a portal, until it take to somewhere less dangerous them here. Them jump, wait, and open it again to somewhere else.
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>>2577976
>Cast Inversion on our group or ourselves if that isn't possible
>Have Star slick the road behind us with ice or gunk it up with super sticky marshmallow or something
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>>2577976
Cast Dark Star near the van
We haven't used that one in a while
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>>2578010
Smarts, do this.
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>>2577976
>UUUUURP O-Ok Star, y-y-y-you gotta shoot the ice cream truck Star you gotta shoot the clown car truck he's a serial murderer, Star. he's a serial murderer clown and this is a death race and you need to get us not killed Star you g-UUUUUUURP- gotta get him off our track Star.
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>>2577976
>>2577987
>>2577998
>>2578003
I think we could lost them as well as do some damage if we boosted our ride with one of Star's spells or us using Massacre Wave.

We COULD lose control and fall off tho if we don't pass possible high DEX roll for all the shit we're carrying.


>>2578010
This could do nicely. If it doesn't suck them It could buy us some time to get away. Dark Star has no Roll Requirement, just cast and see it all go down the drain.

We should also prepare Inversion Form and get Star ready to cast spells in case they are still in our trail.
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>>2577976
>Dark Star the truck
Fuck it
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>>2577976
Takes this away from people do the mountainous path from before or something.
Dark Star the truck.
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>>2578076
>>2578013
>>2578029
>>2578010
Casting DARK STAR requires us to Unfuse from Muscles, which should be quicker than fusing. It wold however take away the benefits of fusing with him.

We could also *try* changing Muscles to DARK STAR FORM and see what we can do with it.
Experiment.
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>>2578097
That could be very fun, but I'm worried it would turn us into a mobile Black Hole and kill everyone we're trying to save
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>>2578097
We're not exactly in a punching position right now. We're in a car chase.
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>>2578106
Perhaps, but MUscles can give us extra suitability (particularly Inversion Form), which could be really useful considering our quite low HP.
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>>2578117
Yes but we won't be able to go on the offensive. Which is what we're best at. Last time we tried to flee from the MiB we got our ass handed to us.
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We have less than 30 minutes to decide, so keep those ideas comin'.
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>>2577976
modifying my vote:
>>2578094
to having it casting Inversion form while star throws magic behind us at the truck.
>>
I AM RETURN!
Let us count.
Does anyone else feel a little...twisted?
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>>2577976
>Where to
The trash yard, maybe? Crazy clown isn't going to care about civilians, but Star is. Maybe we can blast the mountains of trash to enclose his car... we've got "flight" capabilities to escape, or attack at range.

>what do
Ask star for defense and interference. Spell barriers, buffs, and obstacles. We're on offensive driving... maybe muscly spikes, ramming, shit like that?
>>
THE VOTES HAVE BEEN COUNTED!
IT'S TIME
TO
DRIVE!

https://youtu.be/YpK-b-h6jjs

>You take off out of the crater!
>Fire and brimstone blast in your wake as the skeletons turn their rolling bones to the pavement
>BROOOOOMMMMM
>You're not sure where to go.
>You crank the handles hard to the right and head downhill!

S: "Where are we going!?"
A: "Uh Let's go the beach!"
S: "Oh, I love that song!"
>Star's smiling
>How is she smiling right now?

>WHUCHUNK!
>PSSSHHHHHt
>You're thrown off!
A: "AH!"
>The Skelebois sputter out sparks and hot marshmallow goo
A: "What was that!?"
S: "PiiiiIIIIIE!"
>Pie
>The Nightmare clown car
>Is shooting pie
A: "Fuck you we're a gluten free household!"
S: "Really?"
A: "Hell no I'd kill myself without Corn chips."

???: "C'MON. YOU'RE NOT RUNNING FAST ENOUGH. I WANTED THIS TO BE INTERESTING."

>You change your mind
>Try to peel away from the street
>You hit an alley and jump a curb

A: "Star."
S: "Yeah?"
A: "Fuck him."
S: "No?"
A: "Fuck his ATTEMPTS AT KILLING US THEN!"
S: "I got it."

>Star levels her wand back at him
A: "Maybe if I-...no no Not even the trash heap is good enough. He's a junkyard maniac he'd do awesome there."

S: "Jolly Jumping JELLY JACKERS!"
>BWUBUBUBUBUBUB

>Crickets made out of squishy jam come galloping from her wand
>They collide and explode with sticky slickness across the road
>Your skeletons are still shaking off the sugar goo from that pie
>Maybe her candy ray ca-

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
???: " https://youtu.be/bYwv7pfEito "
>The ice cream truck revs
>Swerves to the right
>He crushes a mini-van
>Which he uses as a ramp

cont
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>>2578376
>>2578376

>He SOARS OVERHEAD
>You turn, in a wild panic
>Back uphill
A: "Maybe we can lose him on the mountain roads!"
???: "THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, KIDDIES! KEEP RUNNING. I'LL GET YOU SOME ICE CREAM BEFORE I'M DONE WITH YOU~"

S: "Man, that guy is so excited about murder. See? See what liking murder gets you?"
L: "No one likes to be preached at when their life is in jeopardy, dear."
G: "That is -hilarious- coming from Mrs. 2-hour long speech to the people of Arsus 9."

>You can see the lights up ahead
>Where the power has been restored to the city
G: "Hm...you know. I don't think recognize that car. Or the man in it. At all. Yet he's bewitched."
S: "Bewitched with KILLING us, Glossaryck. Focus."
G: "..."
>Glossaryck's gone silent
>Totally so
G: "Anonymous, I'll make you a deal."
A: "We have to live for the deal to be valid."
G: "Should we survive I'll tell you where to find one of those spells Luna's forgotten."
L: "That you made me forget."
>Glossaryck pulls out a little black book of his own
>Peruses it
G: "Let's see sequences of anomalous, the ancient bifrost, Senual healing."
>Pic_Related at Luna.png
>Luna's indifferent, utterly unchanged expression seem to press back at Glossaryck's like a beam struggle
G: "Ah! Spells."
A: "Stolen spells."
>BANG! BANGBANG!"
A: "Fuck!"
G: "Spells that I kept -safe- from your enemy. You're so confrontational."
L: "Better than cowardice."
G: "Discretion is the better part of any immortal."


>An explosion occurs behind you
>A motorcycle tried to swerve into the street
>The Truck shattered it via pie launchers and full speed ram

S: "Anon. I know a place we can lose em'."

>Star
>Knowing things?
>No fuckin' way


>You tied on destinations
>You're going in circles trying to just evade
>He might gun you down if you don't think of something

What do?
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>>2578391
DON'T HOLD OUT ON ME MEWGGER, TELL US NOW!
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>>2578391
Alright, we're trusting you on this one. Where to.

Make sure to keep shooting tho.
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>>2578391
>Fine.
>Were pouring on the speed though.
>Skywalk+Burny burny magic.
>Look at star. Waggle eyebrows.
>Magical teachers? Am I right?
>>
>>2578391
Pretty much >>2578419
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>>2578391
"Where? And for the love of Goat, be clear!"
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>>2578391
Lose?
No
Have Star take the wheel.
Then charge up a Massacre Wave like we should have done to start with.
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>>2578391
>Bewitched
Would mind scream work without fucking up out own shit? Barring that, listen to Star.

>Glossaryks deal
Sounds one sided in our favor. Unless saving his student is that reliant upon us. Agree if those are the terms
>>
Let's trick out our ride.

Hungering Flames + Raise Dead mix.
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>>2578454
Wouldn't that be a debuff or Rebuke to undead?
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>>2578391
>>2578438
>Bewitched
I vote for trying Mind Scream.

Also listen to Star on where should we go.
>>
STAR TAKE RHE WHEEL
MINDSCREAM
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>>2578468
Do not dispel the magic around us when we are on a motorcycle power by magic!
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>>2578468
>>2578425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu16y3wwfgs
DO NOT let Star take the fucking wheel, there was an entire episode about how bad of an idea this is!
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>>2578425
>>2578468
GUYS.
NO.
STAR DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
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>>2578391
>FINE, DEAL, SPELL THIEF!
>But you gotta be *specific*. No "they're on a planet" bullshit"
>And fine, Star, guide our hips
>>
>>2578391
Where to Star?
What about the rest of the spells Glossaryck?
>>
>>2578461

Nah. It's spell mixing. It works my merging spells together to make them better and stranger.

Which isn't important because I just thought of a better idea.

Starwalk + Massacre wave outta there.
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>>2578478
>"Star, you ever ridden on a bike?"
>"Well, Marco taught me th-"
>"Great, close enough. Just try to keep is in the road and not toppling over"
>>
Changing votes again.

From >>2578486 to supporting >>2578419
>>
>>2578419
>>2578493
>>Were pouring on the speed though.
>>Skywalk+Burny burny magic.
>>Look at star. Waggle eyebrows.
>>Magical teachers? Am I right?
You mean Starwalk?

That spell only works on the caster an the belongngs he's currently holding. It can't be used in another person, much less a 12 skeletons, an ultra-heavy book, a passenger and two bodies.
>>
>>2578501

Pretty sure it's about mixing/comboing spells
>>
You want to cast spells then defuse with muscles.
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>>2578515
Pretty sure anytime we vote to CAST a spell we'll automatically defuse with Muscles.
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>>2578486
A debuff + create undead would make what?
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>>2578486
Supporting
>>
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THE BLUE BASTARD STOLE OUR SPELLS
HID THEM FUCK KNOWS WHERE
NOW SOMEONE IS FINDING THEM AND USING THEM
THATS WHY ROADHOG IS HERE
THATS WHY TWISTED METAL IS HERE
FUCKING SHIT
>>
https://youtu.be/K9LJwgzd6Ps


>You have to barely skirt past a row of parked cars
>An Uber pulls out at the last second
A: "AH!"
>Muscles' dex is being pushed to it's limits
>The street signs are blurrs
>If not for your shielded eyes you'd be nearly blind
>Star has one arm around your waist
>Another pointed back at the Ice Cream Truck
>Rust flies from the sides of it's panels
>As the front, drooling oil blows burning backfires

???: "Let's sing song..."
A: "Let's not!"
>Enough
>You know when you don't know something
>Usually, you cover it up and just go for it
>Tonight seems to have given you a chance to play it different
>Play a bit smart
>Maybe even play along with someone else
>Star still doesn't get you
>You don't her either
>That optimism makes you sick
>Still
>She has a plan
>You've got the juice

A: "RRrrrFINE!"
>You kick out your foot
>Just in time to hit the next street
A: "Tell me where to go, Star! Glossaryck."
G: "Myes?"
A: "You fuck me. I'll fuck you."
G: "That would certainly not work from a physical standpoint."
>He chuckles
G: "Let alone moral."
A: "I'm counting on it."
>Star ducks another pie flung from the truck's catapult

S: "BUGGY BABY RUGGY BUMBERS!"
>BOWAOWBOABOWOA
>Star's wand shudders as furry infants come flying out of it
>They coat the truck's windshield
>Static flies from their bodies and send the wheels a shudder

S: "NOW QUICK! GET TO THE FREEWAY!"
>BROOm goes the dynamite
>That is your engine
>You swerve two turns ahead of the creepy clown
>Get down to the speedier parts of the street
>A van pulls up beside you and star
>A guy leans out in a dirty T-shirt

AG: "Hey, kids. You want some candy?"
S: "What kind?"
>Luna eye-lasers him in the fucking face
AG: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
>His buddy nearly crashes the van as the passenger's entire front half of his skull is melted off
G: "How charming."
A: "Where too now!?"
>The van flips
>Flies backwards

cont
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>>2578391
Tell me where it is star

Also gimme a kiss
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>>2578718

>There's an https://youtu.be/bV-S0O3lAWg?t=110

>As none other than the mean mugging Maniac comes back
>He leans from the driver's side window of his ice cream truck
>His own head is on fire
>He's missing an eye
???: "Knock knock knock."

S: "ANONGETOEXIT14OFFTHEHIGHWAY JELLO JUMBLE BEAM!"

???: "I'll choke you with your own cock."

>Star's gusher of gelatin goes right past him
>Ruining everyone else's day on route 405

>You rush down it
>Swerving between several cars
>Rockets fly over your head
>Actual rockets
>Real fucking Missel style
>They hit a Taco Bell
>The Sauce

A: "THE LAMB SAUUUUUUCCE!"
S: "THERE!"
>It's a Better Store
A: "..."
>You turn back
A: "ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!?"
S: "It's MAGIC, ANON!"
A: "NO IT'S FUCKING NOT YOU TWATTY CUNT OF A RAGAMUFFIC SENSELESS RAGWEASLE!"
G: "Most of those curse words were made up."
L: "He's inventive."
>You pull into the parking lot
>Well
>Pull isn't the word
>You smash through the front doors
>Alarms go off everywhere
>The inside of the place is dark
>Yet stocked to the brim

A: "FUCKIT!"
>You rev
>Straight into the aisles
>You hear the walls behind you get blasted out

>A song starts to play
>From the radio of your pursuer

https://youtu.be/xtolv9kM1qk

???: "I seeee~ you."
>You realize what Star was getting at
>You hop off the bois
>Snap your fingers
>They disassemble in an instant
>The fire goes out
>Now your little gang of bones
>And Star and her mentor
>Are cloaked in shadow

A: "Holy shit. Good thinking, bugbutt."
>You whisper
S: "Aha! I got it."
A: "Got what?"
S: "THE BANNAGIC WAND!"
A: "...h-...hexcuse me now, what?"

cont
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>>2578723

S: "Crafted by leading Freezologists it uses Molecular ***Ice-stronomy*** to Frostulate your sizzle zones!"
G: "And."
>Star and Glossaryck both pose
G/S: " ~~Chill you out~~"
>When they turn back they're both smiling
>Luna turns her parasol into a hand gun

L: " Suficientes juegos, mi querido dolor azul en el culo. Has causado tanto problema a mi hijo y a mí, que no puedo comenzar a comprender las profundidades de mi propia furia inconmensurable. Reveladme dónde están escondidos esos hechizos porque a pesar de cualquier tecnicismo que hayas empleado, onions yo quien los perfeccionó y dominó, y aunque ninguno de nosotros cree en los derechos, estoy más allá de la cruz porque has violado a uno de tus propios arrendatarios de la ley. solo para obstaculizar la creación de mi paraíso perfecto que SABES que hace tiempo que abandoné hasta que mi hijo precioso entró en mi vida. Rendición. O. Morir. "

cont
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>>2578727

A: "Yeah. What SHE said!"
>Glossaryck dusts himself off
>Floats to you
G: "The spells are...elsewhere."
A: "Well fucking duh."
G: "I admit to everything. Wholly. Truly."
A: "Why shouldn't I annihilate you then?"
G: "Haha...because you have no idea if this is all of them. Just that I've kept them from being readily available. It's about the journey."
A: "What JOURNEY!?"
G: "Well I didn't just toss them out. I'm no fool."
>He says, digging into his ear with a blue pinky
G: "They've put into strategic places. Or times. Sometimes both."
L: "Where. Coward."
>Glossaryck looks to Luna
>With a blank but despondent expression
G: "I wonder what our world could have looked like if you knew just a -touch- too little."
A: "Enough games."
G: "The first is on a world in Mewni's dimension. The one that allows you to craft vessels for souls. It's in a castle called Woe-venmire. Somewhere ah...near the bottom."

???: "Get out here, kiddies. SweetTooth DON'T HAVE ALL DAY."

G: "The second. One of your favorites, Luna. The resurrection spell. I left that somewhere near a black hole in Earth dimension about oh...Seven thousand years ago?"
>Luna looks up to the sky
L: "Hm."

G: "The last."
>He smiles
G: "Oho the last."
>You glower
>You shake like a rubber tree in a hurricane
G: "The power to travel between worlds. Universes."
>He folds his greasy little hands together
>As he looks up into your eyes
G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."

https://youtu.be/vsEOIpXNyzI

>The nearby aisles are starting to explode
>As bullets from the clown car are headed your way
>Flour and cereal and plastic space coolers are imploded
>Your jaw is slack
>Luna is a pink strobe neon light of anger
>The Skeletons are hand Star Bananas that she's pure'ing in that informercial device she's unboxed

S: "MMM! I'm so FROSTULATED!"

>Everything Sucks
>One of the weirdest and most dangerous dudes you know
>Has one of your mentor's most powerful spells
>You need to store some spare souls
>You need to get out of here
>You have a right to complain
>The world you want is so far away
>Even if it's free
>It's a goddamn mess
>What are you going to do, Anonymous
>What are you going to do?


SESSION END!
NEXT SESSION!
Tomorrow.

7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

Stay blesst
Love, Quest

Tip bucket for your sprog
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620

One more level up and we can add a weekly Lore dump from Luna!
>Psychic Sessions
>Even conference calls

Won't that be fun.
>>
>>2578736
>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCa7tKiCMN4&t=1s
>>
TheNamelessOne - Today at 2:07 AM
Eh
@Quest I LOVE
IT

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CAN YOU SMELL IT GLOSSERICK

TheNamelessOne - Today at 2:08 AM
THE RAGE
THE ANGER

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THE CONFUSION
THE BUTTHURT

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@TheNamelessOne This needs archiving too
Marco Diaz - Today at 2:08 AM
Not that I'm not mad.
TheNamelessOne - Today at 2:09 AM
KILLBLOODDIEMURDERDIEBLOODKILL FOR MY AMUSEMENT.
Quest - Today at 2:09 AM
to the thread, my children
TheNamelessOne - Today at 2:09 AM
DOOOO IT!!!!!!
Quest - Today at 2:09 AM
let your rage be known

But only here.
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>>2578736
>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
You absolute fucking nutcase. We're going to throttle your little blue neck when we've dealt with this deranged clown.
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>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCa7tKiCMN4&t=1s

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YOU GODDAM BLUE FUCKING BLEEDING SEETHING PUSS CUNT! WHY YOU LEAKING DICK HUFFING BLUE GOBLIGGER! YOU FUCKING STOLE OUR SPELLS AND PUT THEM ON A GODDAM JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY!?!! YOURE ABOUT TO DISCOVER HOW WIDE THAT BLUE ASS PUSSY OF YOUR STRETCHES. THE PAIN YOUR ARE ABOUT TO FEEL IS GOING TO MAKE YOU WISH I WAS FUCKING YOUR EYE SOCKET! THEY ARE GOING TO BRING ME UP FOR WARCRIMES WHEN I AM DONE INVERTING YOUR COLON YOU BLUE SEEPING SHIT STAINED HOBO CUNT! IM GONNA TEAR THE GEM OUR OF YOUR FACE WITH MY DICK YOU NOZZLING CUNTING SHIT NIPPLES FURFAGGING FUCKTWAT CUM STAIN! GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU FUKC YOUFDCYFCYFUYVHDKANLSVASDVASDFNKLBSDGBSDFGSD ASDG SDf

EAT A DICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
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Additionally
>Text Hekapoo
>Toffee has some of my darkest magic
>Glossaryck gave it to him
>Blue man is here now
>Step back and let the fire rise
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But why though?
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>>2578736
>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6fGLKbel5g
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I want to know why!?

Toffee doesn't really care about the mewni royal family or anything in the multiverse, so what was his reason for this, if reality is destroyed he can just make a new one, if all life on earth is enslaved he can go elsewhere, if life is obliterated he wouldn't give a shit.

WHAT IS HIS REASON!?
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>>2578771
This please because come on, not cool to swipe our own dark magic and give it to someone else that'll use it for evil ends

Like come one, that's like taking the one ring idea from sauron and making seven copies of your own ring as a blatant rip off
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Question

>Who was the enemy Gloss took our spells to keep from because it wasn't ludo, not toffee, not fate. Who?
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>>2578792
Ourselves.
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>>2578736
>"You see this bullshit, Star??? THIS FREEDOM-LIMITING BULLSHIT IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH."
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>>2578736
>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEZrInNenU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmkGeaBSDTg
I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!
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>>2578736
I do not have words to describe this rage I feel.
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>>2578736
https://youtu.be/K5INSRmrM2s?t=172
>A:"...I told you Star. I fucking told you."
>S:"Anon?"
>A:"I don't want to lose anything anymore. It's your fault."
>A:"You punch me in the face and take Marco. Your book goblin steals from me and Luna."
>G:"..."
>A:"You lead me into a fucking Better Store for an Ice-cream maker."
>A:"And now...?"

>A:"I'm gonna have to kill this fucking clown."
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>>2578783
It's a way to get US to deal with him so nobody Gloss cares about gets hurt.
Toffee is a bad motherfucker with a master plan, but no plan survives contact with Anon McMoot: Prince of Destruction.
So of course we run in there like a dog playing fetch, because that how we solve every problem.
We get our spell back, we take care of Toffee for Gloss, everyone is happy.
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>>2578736
>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRvmjS06yKE
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>>2578736
>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCOxVaQQrbk
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>>2579262
We confront gloss on this

And then get star to help us/ handle the situation in order to fuck with him. We minimise handing toffee and put responsibility on star.
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>>2577470
Memes for the Meme Throne! Fan Art for the Quest God!
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>>2579440
ftfy
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>>2579440
>>2579451
o shit, didn't see the changes you made to it. fixt it again
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Is it just me, or should we be casting spells and curses like Shirley from Courage the Cowardly Dog? Like, we play Butter Johnson and in between we rhyme the spell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY87Qp7FA0U
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>>2578727
can I get a translation of this?
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>>2578736
The stupid blue midget dies, slowly, completely, and in all dimensions.
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>>2579879

Enough games, my dear blue pain in the ass. You have caused enough problems for my son and myself, I can't even begin to comprehend the depths of my immeasurable fury. Reveal where those spells are hidden because regardless of whatever technicalities you implemented, I was the one who perfected and mastered them, and even though neither of us believes in rights, I am beyond crossed because you have violated one of your own tenants of the law. Just to block the creation of the perfect paradise you KNOW I long abandoned until my precious son entered my life. Surrender. Or. Die.
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>>2579933
Based my Spanish speaking friend. And checked for your kindness
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>>2579933
Appreciated, friend.
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>>2579933
There is.... a lot to unpack in this statement.

>Enough games, my dear blue pain in the ass. You have caused enough problems for my son and myself, I can't even begin to comprehend the depths of my immeasurable fury.

Luna is fucking pissed. This isn't the first time she has interacted with Glossy. There are previous L/G interactions where she talks about how he was in her story and then left and that this Glossaryck is the same as was in her story. They have some beefy history.

>Reveal where those spells are hidden because regardless of whatever technicalities you implemented, I was the one who perfected and mastered them, and even though neither of us believes in rights, I am beyond crossed because you have violated one of your own tenants of the law.

Luna created those spells, maybe with his help, maybe not. Again, there is a long history between the two. They also see themselves as gods above the mortal rights of the universe, but not above their own laws. What glossy did goes against everything he stands for, or at least the standard Luna holds for him. This is all besides the major hook.

>Just to block the creation of the perfect paradise you KNOW I long abandoned until my precious son entered my life. Surrender. Or. Die.


This is the big kicker. Glossy didn't take those spells to keep them safe, he kept them to prevent Luna from doing....something. Presumably making a perfect world for herself. Whatever she was doing was a goal she tried to reach but abandoned before she met anon. Going by what we know of her history her universe was thrown into heat death and she worked to preserve something.

Now that Anon is back she wants to accomplish this again. We can look at the three missing spells mentioned, by glossarycks admission they might not be the only ones. This is either insurance to keep us from killing him or a bluff to save his life right now. Thats another thing to address. The spells are

1. Crafting a vessel for a soul
2. Resurrecting the dead
3. Jumping to a new universe.

What that sounds like to me is Luna resurrecting herself and taking anon to a better universe where shit isn't shitty. There are a lot of other ways to look at it, but I don't think it's unfair to say that Luna is up to something.


>Questions to answer

>1."Luna, what are you planning to do. I trust you but you should tell me"
>2."Glossaryck, why did you take the spells? Honestly, no trickery or word twisting or lies of omission."
>3. "Why the hell did you give them to Toffee? The MHC is losing their shit that I mentioned his name. He might also be targeting us.
>4. "What was the plan by making me hunt the spells? A journey of self discovery? Learning some life lesson that makes me less angry"
>5. "WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS SUCK"
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>Also threadly reminder that Sabrina is about to have a nervous breakdown from losing control of her life and we used her in a way that doesn't help. We need to go talk to her and let her know that she isn't our servant and that we can help if she needs an escape.
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>>2580005
I think Glossaryck took the spells because:

One, he is a asshole. Pure and simple.
The second is that he doubted that we would be able to bring Luna back. Maybe he didnt want to such dangerous spells to fall in the wrong hands, either ours without guidance or stolen by someone more powerfull.
The third is that those are dangerous spells and maybe he think that no one should posses them. This is a little dobious, since he could just destroyed them rather them scatter them.
The fourth is that he think we are not ready, and maybe that the only way for we to use the spells conciously is to earn them. The jorney aloung the way and all that shit.
The fifth is that maybe he dont trust Luna. To be fair, i trust her but i have some doubts. I know she want our best, but she did kill a entire universe. What prevents the same to happen to ours?

As giving the spell to Toffe, maybe he know something we dont. Maybe he think creating conflict is the only way to us to move foward, or to make Star learn more. After all, in the original, Toffe beign a treath was the only thing that make Star eventualy mature. So far he didnt made a move on her, and Ludo is somewhat is out of the picture. There is no motivator to Star to grow, to oppose her but us, and even we arent that much of a treath in evil terms.
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>>2580159
>What prevents the same to happen to ours?

You have read the actual Quest, right? You've read the entire thing? You know what happens? You know the context of that event?

How Luna only killed everything in her universe because Fate was just deleting everything because it was losing. She killed everyone, to take their souls, and preserve them in the soul engine. If she didn't, everything in her universe would've ceased to exist.

What prevents the same from happening? For fucks sake, we killed the guy who made it happen in the first place. he's not around so he can't destroy our universe meaning neither we nor Luna will use that last resort move.
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>>2580178
Its a dumb newfag that cant type with a phone, chill. Just laugh at the stupid person and say we already killed god.
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>>2580178
I did, but i have a really bad memory and a terrible attention spam.
>>2580195
Why you must hurt me this way.
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>>2580206
Well you know what? At least you admitted to your mistake. So no harm no fowl. I'd be lying if I said I myself remembered everything perfectly.
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>>2580159
Oh, and as for your other points. I don't think "Glossy didn't want them to fall into the wrong hands" and "he gave the most dangerous spell to Toffee personally" really fit together. Like if he just chucked them all to be hidden in a volcano or a dying star then you might have a point. But as is now? Nah.

Honestly I more believe the idea that he's trying us to do his dirty work of taking care of Toffee and I bet that there's something else for us to deal with at the other two locations where he hid them. Like "oh to get the resurrection spell you need to fix this black hole or else it'll cause problems."

Though I do agree that he's an asshole. Because he really is. I think even Omni and the rest of the MHC agree that he's an asshole.
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>>2580240
I didnt mean as all of those are true at the same time, rather that of all of those, one of them must be it.

I also agree with you about him wanting us to get hid of Toffe is possible.
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Glossaryck is the best, he's looking out for us because there's something out there far more damaging than toffee that he wanted to keep those spells away from, he's a good friend.
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>>2580259
I highly doubt Glossaryck did what he did out of altruism. He deprived us of a number of valuable spells for his own reasons.
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Threadly reminder to fuse with Jackie next time we get the chance.
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Agree with the sentiment of Glossy likely manipulating us to take out Toffee. But the baseline remains... regardless of whether Toffee had our spells or not, we were on a trajectory for confrontation with him regardless. This just amplifies the desire to do so.
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>>2580658
Keep in mind Toffee only has ONE spell. The rest are scattered everywhere else.
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SESSION START!


>BRAKAKAKAKAKAK
>There's bullets flying from a clown car who's driven through the wall of a supermarket
>You're in that supermarket
>Huddled in a dark aisle of As-seen-on-TV products
>With a girl you don't particularly care for
>Six Skeletons bound to your will
>Your mom
>...and this fucking
G: "Well?"
A: "Ass...hole."
G: "You've got what you wanted."
>BRAKAKAKAKAK
ST: "COME ON! Sweet Tooth's got a LOTTA BODIES to pile up tonight. You're makin' this more difficult than it needs to be. Just come out! I'm gonna FIND YA ANYWAYS."

A: "NO!"
>You're so mad
>So imperically
>Goddamn
>Furious

A: "I CAN'T FEEL MY SKIN!"
>It's like ice is filling your body up from your toes
A: "Y-YOU Can't."
G: "We both know I can, Anonymous. I've proven that."
L: "By what right do you think you could possibly justify this."
G: "I never claimed to be just. Not once."
L: "That power is -mine- you senile milksop."
G: "Such toxin, Luna. When did you get so bitter?"
L: "My flavors can do far more damage than a sour taste."
G: "I am entirely aware of that."
A: "Explain."
>He looks to you
A: "Yourself."

>He smiles
G: "No."

What do?


S: "Anonymous! Your skeletons are so smart! They put STRAWBERRIES in the Bananagic wand!"
>Star's trying to shove a plastic spoon into your mouth
>It bounces against your clenched teeth
>Cuts your gums
>The slush is delicious
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>>2580674
"......... OK. Fine. Have fun Glossaryck. Bye!" And then portal out of there and leave the two jokers behind.
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>>2580674
>Burn the book.
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>>2580674
burn the book
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>>2580674
>>2580678
This, we came here for answers and we got them.
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>>2580678
Portal is disabled in combat situations. We can only go random.

Also as much of a ass Star is, it is not her fault Gloss is a asshole.

>>2580674
Grab the Banana and THROW IT ON THE GROUND!
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>>2580674
Take a bite, Dark Star the clown
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>>2580684
We'll be fine, we can take the risk. Better than being here.
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>>2580674
>>2580680
Bahh, just kidding. Supporting >>2580685
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>>2580674
DARK STAR
I want this building gone and this Clown fucking dead.
Something will feel this wrath and unfortunately it CAN'T be them.
Yet.
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>>2580674
>>He smiles
>G: "No."

>" Do you want me to hate you? Do you want me burn that little book you call home? I came to you in pain, hurt and alone and you do this to me? What did I do to you, little demon?"

>Cast out some Dark Stars to shut up the clown.
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>>2580680
>>2580691

>Grab the book from Star too, but don't burn it yet.
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>>2580674
>>2580685
>>2580688
>>2580691
DARK STAR

FUSION FORM
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>>2580674
Pissed at Glossy, but we got more immediate problems. ST is searching for us, which means we should have some level of stealth/element of surprise at the moment. Ask Star for distraction... hell, whatever, use the mush if she wants to. Use the time she affords us to charge up massacre wave at ST's ride, particularly tires. Remove his vehicular advantage.
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>>2580674

Yeah, im thinkin dark star
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>>2580674

Well fuck you too blueman. Dark Star the clown

Burn the book
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>>2580707
>>2580678
Fuckit, fine. Support.
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>>2580699
Not enough HP,
>>2580691
>>2580694

Adding Cast B4b With star. She's at full health. We are dying
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>>2580709
>>2580708
You know what?! NO! This is a way better idea! Fuckin' take like half of Star's HP! We're fighting more than her right now!

Still burn book
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>>2580674
Also, do not burn the book.. threaten to do so if we don't get a straight answer. Those 3 spells, and that's it? Luna to clarify/validate against his words?
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>>2580674
>"See, Star? This is why I don't trust your side as much as you want."
>Use the skeletons to distract ST
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>>2580709
>Not enough HP,
For what?
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>>2580727
To not fuckin' die!
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>>2580727

We're being chased by Sweet Tooth and we have 13 hp, you figure it out
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>>2580674
>"See, Star! Even your "good guy" mentor dicks me over at any opportunity!
>Start lobbing Dark Stars at the clowns
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>>2580729
Of what?

>>2580732
>>2580699
>>2580674
Casting any spell takes our Fusion form down, but if we switch to another form we can keep it and possibly use an ability something similar to Dark Star.

At least Dark Star Fusion FOrm might allows us to ABSORB BULLETS AND RICKOCHET THEM BACK like we used to defeat HUNDREDS of demons during The heist of Engine 667.
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>>2580737
OF THE FUCKING CLOWN CAR TRYING TO KILL US!
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>>2580737

That's the keyword you have there, MIGHT. I'm not taking a risk like that so let's swap to BFB form and drain Star of blood to give us health so we don't fucking die to Mr. Honk Honk
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>>2580740
What makes ice cream truck clown bullets any different from hillbilly demon bullets?

>>2580740
>>2580743
Casting BFB will also take Fusion form Down (which has shown to be particularily useful), which will take a whole turn to cast up.

Taking Half of Star's health might not be useful at all if we get a single hail of bullets through us considering how OP are firearms.
Meanwhile Dark Star gives us the opportunity of NEGATING ALL projectile damage by absorbing it.
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>>2580748
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DARK STAR FORM DOES!
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>>2580748
>>2580757
Dark star form is silly
But not using Dark Star right now retarded
It's literally the perfect spell for this situation.
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>>2580740
>>2580743
>>2580761
How much HP do you think we''l get from Star?
30 HP maybe?

Completely wasted if we take a shot from any powerful firearm, which often take between 50 and 40 HP per direct hit.

A single Dark Star spell can negate all incoming Projectile damage it absorbs and then redirecting it at the enemy.
It also reduces how much Star might be able to help us and her survivability.

Even casting regular Dark Star is better than BFB right now, though I'd still argue for Dark Star Form just because I want to see what it does.
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>>2580761
what this boi said
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>>2580748

How do you know this? Do you have some exclusive backdoor into talking with Quest about game mechanics?

>>2580765

>just because I want to see what it does.

You could've just said that, I would've understood. But goddamn it you going on that guns are OP and that Dark Star form that we've never fucking seen would negate damage.
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>>2580674
Defuse and Dark Star clown. Do not burn the book. We don't need to start a fucking war with the butterflies right now. Save that for after we get our Spells back and have let the monsters and mewmen weaken each other.
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>>2580765
>I'd still argue for Dark Star Form just because I want to see what it does.
And that, like I said is silly.
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>>2580793

>Do not burn the book

Can we piss on it?
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>>2580793
Let's not have two enemies after us when we can use their conflict to better our nation.
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>>2580793
>We don't need to start a fucking war with the butterflies right now.
They already begun a war when they invaded our moms mind.
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>>2580803
Not a bad idea, supporting. But also tell star we need to take Glossaryck to the MHC to answer for what he did to us and that he gave our magic to a dangerous enemy to Mewni.

(I'd love to say that Toffee killed Star's grandparents but who knows)
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>>2580674
>>2580678
>>2580680
>>2580681
>>2580682
>>2580684
>>2580685
>>2580691
>>2580699
Meanwhile...
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>>2580809
I'd rather attack when they are weakened from Fighting Toffee's monster army and we are stronger from getting our spells back. Also, the longer the conflict the goes on between them the more corpses we can harvest.

>>2580803
Nothing's stopping you, Beside the dumb blonde and the blue gremlin. Still going to antagonize though.
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>>2580832

So? Not like we have the greatest relationship in the world with them already
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>>2580835
Answer me this. How will a nation with a monarchy react towards you if you piss on one of the Heirlooms of the Royal family?
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https://youtu.be/VYOjWnS4cMY?list=RDMMVYOjWnS4cMY


>You've only been this mad...maybe twice
>Before this
>Once was when you were in a trash-yard wrestling match
>You burned a man into an overcooked marshmallow in a fursuit
>The time before that was your birthd-
>No
>You can't even think about that right now
>You'll see white
>Maybe black out
>Not now
>You need all your focus now
>To do what needs to be done

>Luna sees your thoughts
L: "Reckless."
>She doesn't say it with judgement
>Or any intent to slow you down
L: "Do it."

>You raise up the Saxophone to your lips
>Breathe deep
>The gem inside crackles before your teeth clamp down to the mouthpiece

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRoOAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
>One note
>One long
>Hateful note
>Your eyes stay open the whole time you play it
>Locked
>On Glossaryck
>He doesn't look away
>No shame
>No shyness
>A calm, almost patient and welcome smile on his
>Fucking
>BLue
>Face

>Anon casts DARKSTAR

>A VORTEX APPEARS BEFORE THE COMBAT ICE CREAM TRUCK
>The bullets flying from it are sucked inside
>Along with the chips
>The kayaks
>The decorations for summer break
>The SPF 300 sunscreen

ST: "What the fuck!?"
>SKRRRRRRRRR
>The car is thrown in reverse
>Sweet Tooth is gunning it to get back
>To escape the singularity
>The car is too heavy
>The wheels spin and peel out against the tiles
>CHACHUNK!
>So he fires his Missels
>Into the ground beneath him

>FWOOOSH!
>Up goes the ice-cream truck!
>Over the crushed aisles and into the ceiling
>It rolls twice before landing so hard
>CRUNCH!
>It nearly snaps it's own wheels off from the impact
>It rests there
>Smoking
>With acrid fumes that curl up from the engine and melted tires the swirl around the still visible bouncing clown head at the top of the vehicle

A: "That should keep him busy for a while."
>You are so fucking angry still
>FWOOSH
S: "Good work, Anon!"
>Your skeletons raise iced fruit in your honor
>You stand over Glossaryck with your left on fire
>Your eyes slowly turning black at the edges

A: "Th-...Thanks."

>Lots of conflicting votes
>Now is the time

>Burn the book
>Don't Burn the book
>Whip out your Dick and Piss on the Book
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>>2580851
BURN TO THE GROUND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s
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>>2580851
>>Don't Burn the book
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>>2580851
Dont Burn the Book.
We can make him suffer more alive.
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>>2580851
>Piss on the book
fucker can watch us get our shit back and fuck shit up
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>>2580851
>>Don't Burn the book
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>>2580851
I wanna just say my two cents and say no to burning any books just yet

we might get on star's shit list and get demoted to friendship

and then mabye glosaryck might explain to us later on or something
>>
>>2580851
>>Don't Burn the book
>>
>>2580847

They're bugs anon, while a wasp may have a queen it doesn't mean it has any authority over you

>>2580851

Piss on it
>>
>>2580851
>DICKS OUT FOR GLOSSARYCK
>PISSSSSSS
>>
>>2580851
>Threaten to burn the book
We are going to COOK YOUR FUCKING BOOK if you don't give us what we want, you little smurf.
>>
If we piss on the book, Star will see our dick before Jackie does.
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>>2580851
Piss on the book
>>
>>2580851
PISS ON HIM!

it's not because I think he did anything wrong, but because I want to see how he reacts
>>
>>2580859
Fuckit, Piss on the book. Do it.
>>
>>2580881

So? It's not like she'll be the first to fuck us.

I fucking hope not
>>
>>2580851
>>Don't Burn the book
Weeewooweeewoo, here comes the fun police.
>>
>>2580851
Piss on that book
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>>2580881
that bug girl is fucking around eating icecream with the skeleton
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>>2580876
Still got a chance of having a wasp sting my dick.

So do not pull you dick out and angro a bitch when we only got 17? Health.
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>>2580851
>Whip out your Dick and Piss on the Book
>>
>>2580851
>Piss fire onto the book
>Really. Really think about it.
>"Borrow" the book from star.
>>
>>2580895

Oh please, Star's too much of a bleeding heart to kill.

And fuck you for mentioning that
>>
>>2580851
Piss on the bitch
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>>2580851
>Piss on the book.
>>
Can we even whip out our dick in our horrible meat man suit?
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>>2580905

>Watersports

No
>>
WE DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS ALL OF THE SPELLS!
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>>2580851
take the book, and then lock it away in THE HOLE, he wants us to destroy it or some shit. Bu if we just lock him away in another universe then he can't do shit
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>>2580851
>Don't Burn the book
If only for the practical reason that we don't know if those three Spells are all of which Glossaryk took from Luna.

>>2580873
>glosaryck might explain to us later on or something
Do you know who we're talking about?
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>>2580851
>Whip out your Dick and Piss on the Book
>>
Enjoy your water sports.
>>
>>2580909

You don't deserve your tripname, coward.
>>
>>2580851
>Piss on the book
It's (mostly) not destructive (??) And emphasizes our displeasure with him specifically. Probably the best compromise
>>
Combine piss with own
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>>2580942

There's a lot of things people have that they don't deserve. For example, your right to live
>>
>>2580851
>>2580907
>Combine our piss with OWN
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>>2580953
I can see why people tell you to fuck off when you show anywhere.
>>
>>2580946
>>2580955
Have we made you ashamed yet mami?
>>
>>2580851
I feel a bit bad about making Star carry home a giant piss filled book, but whatever. Glossaryck gotta learn.
>>
>>2580965

Oh don't worry, the more you tell me to fuck off the more likely I'll kill myself. I want to die and people want me gone, everyone will win then
>>
>>2580974
>>
>>2580977

Hey, not like anyone really likes me. So what do I gotta lose?
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>>2580986
I like you... baka...
>>
Isnt star....holding the book right now?
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>>2580992
I believe the's holding the Banagic wand she's eating from.
>>
Screw it, can't handle this tonight. Discord was a mistake and meme voters can go fuck themselves, have a fun session dudes because I'm certainly not.
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>>2580995
Not gonna complain if we miss a little...
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>>2581000
I feel your pain

Also I must divest myself of the aids of namefagging.
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>>2581008

Not so much AIDS as it is people stabbing you
>>
>>2580986
I'm completely indifferent to you and your continued existence.
>>
>>2580974
just do it already and stop cock teasing us
>>
>>2581024

Did I do something to piss you off?

:^)
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>>2581030

Well in that case. So long, farewell, all that shit. To every last one of you, I bid a due
>>
>>2581039
>>2581008
Stop namefagging.
>>
>>2581040
Did I fix it?
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THE VOTES

>Burn it
0 votes

>Don't DO IT
7 votes

>Take the Book
2 votes

>Threaten the gremlin
1 vote

>Mix your own piss with dark magic
L: "How...bohemian."

2 votes


>Hol on'
>Whip out
>OOOWAAHH
>LODES OF PISS

13 fucking votes

haha

>It seems we've struck gold, boys


>Your bones are trembling
>Muscles is so delighted at the taste of your rage
>He's been poking at the back of your head for you both to re-fuse together
>You had to shuffle him back into your right arm to cast that Dark Star
>The Black Hole is still building
>Building
>BUILDING

https://youtu.be/JtMQRepB-vo

>It bursts
>Just as you close your eyes
>Inhale through your nose
>Close your burning hand

G: "Can it be?"
>Glossaryck actually looks surprised
G: "You've calmed down."

>You unzip your dick
>His face drops
G: "No."

cont
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>>2581046
>>2581046

https://youtu.be/CAV0XrbEwNc

A: "GIMME THAT SHIT!"
S: "Anon! A0-AFHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
>Star's a big girl
>She doesn't want to give you anything but you cam at her with the dick out
>Swinging
>You grab the book Glossaryck came from
>The one he lives in
>Rolls in filth in

A: "You rained on my parade, you filthy fuckin' Wonka Fetish."
S: "ANON!"
>Star's not embarassed
>Just mad as hell
>Her fists clenched
S: "Stop being evil. NOW."
A: "Oh this ain't evil, Babe."
>The skeletons sneak up and grab her arms and legs
A: "It's Liquid Justice."

https://youtu.be/JebowNHkA_M

>The world moves in slow motion
S: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
G: "StarrrrRRrrr!"
>Your eyes are closed
>Your head thrown back
>A smile
>On your face
>You're swinging your hair as urea splatters across the cover
>Your leg shivers
G: "AawwwnHnn Commmmme OOhhhn!"
>You bite your lip
>Draw back your foot

>You kick the cover open to get it in deep
>All the while
>As Glossaryck cringes so hard his beard becomes part of his eyebrows
>Luna watches
>Unmoving
>Unswerved
>Her eyes forward
>Her smile immaculate
>For just a moment
>Glossaryck looks to her
>His hands raised in supplication
G: "I LIVE in there!"
>She raises her eyebrows
>Widening her pink fireballs for eyes
L: "Go...with the flow. Old man."

>Star struggles
>The skeletons try to just get her to sit down
>The offer her ice-cream
>Some Flex tape
>She elbows them in the jaw
>Smashes one of their feet with her boot
>Then comes straight for you
>As she sprints her wand comes back to her
S: "NASTY NOOGIE FIST F-...uh..."
A: "AAAAAAAHhhhhhhhHHhahahah..."
>You sigh
>Slowly come down from standing on your toes
>Shake it
>Shake it again
>You consider a third
>Nah
>You can't even play with yourself in private these days

>Caclick
>Your eyes snap back open
>As cold steel presses to your temple
>Slowly you turn right
>To make eye contact with a massive handgun
>Then look up
>To see one frosty clown with a blowtorch for a head

ST: "...You kids want some ice cream?"

What do?
>>
>>2581050
"GOT ANY LEMON"
CAST CRUCICRUSH AND PISS ON THE CLOWN
>>
>>2581050
Now would be a good time to Mind Scream
>>
>>2581050
Cruci-Crush handgun.
>>
>>2581050
CruciCrush that gun outta his hand please.
>>
>>2581050
>Punch clown in the face so hard he turns into a red smear.
>Laugh. Laugh so hard you cry.
>Look at glossericks stupid face and LAUGH.
>"Oh thank god I needed that so bad.
>>
>>2581050
>Give him the Bush Jr. Treatment
>>
>>2581056
>Laugh with the pure innocent joy of a teenager.
>"Come on. It was a LITTLE funny."
>>
>>2581050
Hit him with our MASSIVE WEAPON...The Wand.
>>
>>2581050
To clown.
>"You got yellow snow cones?"
>>
>>2581050
"hey dude, i just pissed on a magic goblin dude cause he was a massive prick and later i am going to hunt down the government baddies cause they keep fucking up shit I REALLY don't need this right now."
>>
>>2581050
CRUCICRUSH GUN

HE STOLE MY SPELLS AND GAVE THEM TO MT ENEMY STAR, PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>>
>>2581050
Crucicrush gun from hand, followed by
>>2581056 and >>2581063
>>
>>2581050
Supporting these
>>2581060
>>2581056
God am i happy right now
>>
>>2581050
por favor dime que tienes fotos
>>
>>2581050
>Cruci-Crush the gun
>>
>>2581056
No middle ground with Anon. This one.
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>>2581050
Do something retarded and not helpful at all. Preferably make it meme.
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>>2581050
You got Lemon?


Crusi-Crush weapon and try and try to get a lethal shot with muscles.
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>>2581050
>>2581058
>>2581056 works too, but only after Cruci-Crushing the gun.
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>>2581085
>>2581056
Alright lets go.


This has been a way too exhausting day, and it's not even over yet.
>>
>>2581067
>I will support.
>Try to explain yourself to star. Fail because you fall over from laughing.
>>
>>2581050
>>2581086
Also >>2581067
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>>2581081
Get a load of this horse's ass
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>>2581115
Isnt that what we always do?
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>>2581050
Laugh glosserick. Its a joke. Its funny.

Its not a reminder of how pointless existence is

Or a reminder of how all of our world shaking cosmic power is worth shit and dick in the face of reality.

Its not someone reaching out to tear the flesh and soul of those you, despite everything. Still love.

Its a joke. Laugh.

We will pay to clean your goddamn book, just laugh blue man. Laugh at something that is not horrible for once.
>>
>>2581050
https://youtu.be/MCHhEAeuUws?t=25m13s

All I can see when I was reading that
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Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d10)

A: "Heheheahh."
>Sweet Tooth tilts his head at you
A: "It's really you."
ST: "What?"
A: "It's not some off brand pseudo you...or a copyright friendly version either."
>You turn
>Dick still out
RestinripenessHarambe

A: "You're Needles Kane."
ST: "..."
A: "Sweet Tooth. The real deal..."
ST: "You know about me, huh? So you know what I -do- to people too?">
>He chuckles
>Reaches for the machete hanging off of his belt to go with his hand cannon
A: "I know about it all. About Calypso."
ST: "CALYPSO CAN EAT SHIT!"
>He snaps
>His hair flares
ST: "That lying sack of soul suckin' ass has tricked me too many times."
>The Machete is out
ST: "I got a better deal now. I kill you and stop that fairy godmom a' yours. My head goes out."
>You put your hands on your hips
>Shake your head
>Muscles ripples against your belt
>His nails grow curl into your jeans
A: "There's been so much going on I haven't had a chance to appreciate it. My world. Yours. They're all insane. It's all hot burnt down or burning garbage."
ST: "Why is your cock out?"
>You look up
>One eye Pink
>The other, green in the iris
>Yet glowing Gold
A: "Cause somebody's about to get fucked."


ROLL WILL!
THEN STRENGTH!
>>
Rolled 17, 14 = 31 (2d20)

>>2581155
furk u needles
>>
Rolled 10, 14 = 24 (2d20)

>>2581155
>>
Rolled 2, 18 = 20 (2d20)

>>2581155
Well, we had a good run.
>>
>>2581050

>"Have anything lemon for the blue gremlin?"

And prepare to counter with massacre wave the moment he attacks
>>
Rolled 7, 9 = 16 (2d20)

>>2581155
>>
Rolled 10, 11 = 21 (2d20)

>>2581155

For the memes, boys.
>>
Rolled 6, 11 = 17 (2d20)

>>2581155
>Then own his retarded head fire away. JC.
>>
Rolled 6, 14 = 20 (2d20)

>>2581155
try not to die
>>
Rolled 17, 13 = 30 (2d20)

>>2581155
>>
Rolled 2, 14 = 16 (2d20)

>>2581155
>>
Rolled 16, 9 = 25 (2d20)

>>2581155
LETS ROCK SWEETY BOI WE GOT SHIT TO DO
>>
Rolled 9, 13 = 22 (2d20)

>>2581155
>>
Rolled 15, 14 = 29 (2d20)

>>2581155

Here we go
>>
Rolled 18, 6 = 24 (2d20)

>>2581155
>>
Rolled 9, 18 = 27 (2d20)

>>2581155
So Toffe is the one bringing people from fiction to our universe. Damn. Toffe is a big damn nerdie.
>>
Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d20)

>>2581155
Needles!
Kane!
>>
Rolled 13, 2 = 15 (2d20)

>>2581155
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Rolled 15, 5 = 20 (2d20)

>>2581155
Fuckin clowns
>>
Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d20)

>>2581155
>>
>>2581155
>Quick question before this goes down, did a lizard promise you this shit?
>>
Rolled 8, 20 = 28 (2d20)

>>2581137

>>2581165
>Rolled 4, 3 = 7

>>>2581155
>Git bent faggot
https://youtu.be/sfK0pZ_tjYM
NICE TRY FAGGOLI
>>
Rolled 14, 20 = 34 (2d20)

>>2581155
lets go
>>
Rolled 11, 14 = 25 (2d20)

>>2581155
>>
>>2581198
nice
>>
>>2581197
>>2581198

Let's go boys
>>
Rolled 17, 6 = 23 (2d20)

>>2581155
As yeah, first rolls of the night
>>
>>2581167
>>2581167

The will...

>17+18= 35!

>>2581175
The STRENGTH!

18+13= 31!

>>2581197
+2!

>35 WILL
>34 STRENGTH

Op-

>>2581198
+2

>36! Strength.

ST: "WH-"
>CRUAWNCH!
>The gun drops out of his hands
>Hard
>It crashes against the tiled floor and BANG!
>It fires wildly
>You don't even notice too much
>Too busy putting this down
>You're sickened by it
>By all of this
>Fiction
>Fantasy
>Authors
>Writers
>Dreamers
A: "It all needs to stop..."
ST: "Let me go. I'll peel you into a bouquet of fuckin' GUTS you little shitsplatter!"
A: "ALL OF IT NEEDS TO STOP!"
>Your brain strains to keep him down but
>His muscles bulge from the leather strap suspenders
>His boots grind and slip against the tile
ST: "AAHHHH Magic...Horse. SHit."
>As he slowly droops into the ground
>You look at him there

A: "Pathetic."
>Muscles curls up from your shoulder
>Winds like a spring

>THEN RELEASES!
>SMASHING DOWN INTO THE CLOWN'S FACE

>You have to peel your muscular pal free from the burning forehead

>Anonymous has dealt 21 damage of FIST power

>He's bleeding like crazy

ST: "I'm gonna suck out your eyes...and give em back to ya in a kiss."
A: "Fat chance, cucky."
>Star walks up beside you
>Points her wand down at Sweet Tooth
S: "You are both so freaking gross."
>She turns to you
S: "Anon. You might wanna take care of that."
>She glances down briefly
>Grimaces
S: "Oh- OH My Mom."
>She turns green
>The spell charging up in her wand vanishes from in charge
>She snatches your scissors
>Opens a portal with them

>Inside the portal is an Eagle Perched at the center of a spiderweb
>Star vomits directly onto it
E: "REAGH!?"
>It flaps
>Spatters the gunk everywhere
>She closes the portal quickly
A: "What the hell is your problem?"
>She gasps
>Turns to you
S: "You're dick."
A: "What about my d-"

>The gun went off earlier
>Smack dab from it's position
>It passed by so fast you didn't know
>That shit put a hole in your pecker


What do?
>>
>>2581265
BLOOD FOR BLOOD SWEET TOOTH TO GET OUR DICK FIXED NOW!
>>
>>2581265
>Bfb Sweet Tooth
You're gonna help me fix my dick, clown.
>>
>>2581265
>Rude.
>BfB the Clown.
>>
>>2581265
Hand Muscles the wand and have us both cast BfB on the clown to heal our dick.
>>
>>2581265
scream in pain

What else do you do when your dick's missing
>>
>>2581265
>HOW PAIN RESISTANT AM I??!!?!?!?!
>Freak out! Blood for blood your dick back together. Use your own blood you idiot. Not gross clown monster blood.
>Look directly at glosserick.
>"I didnt think you had it in you blue man group. But that was actually pretty funny."
>>
>>2581265
Ehh. There have been worse moments. Bfb Clown and/or Star.
>>
>>2581265
>See if we can't get Star to have us BfB from her the Consensual way
>>
>>2581275
>>HOW PAIN RESISTANT AM I??!!?!?!?!
It's the adrenaline. No pain resistance there.

Just too pumped up in natural chems to feel anything.

>>2581265
Blood for Blood The clown's blood onto us.. Push your advantage.
>>
>>2581265
BLOOD FOR BLOOD CLOWN KEK!
>>
>>2581265
https://youtu.be/EyPH2P88aQQ
>Anon's FW hole in dick
also heal that shit
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>>2581265
It is time, the organ is gone

BFB to make it happen
>>
>>2581265
BLEED.
HIM.
DRY.
BFB.
THIS AGGRESSION.
WILL NOT STAAAAAAAND!
>>
B4B THE CLOWN WHILE ALSO CASTING IMMOLATE TO FINISH HIM OFF

https://youtu.be/xZI6Pre_dt0?t=39

RIP OUR DICK
>>
>>2581287
Yes. This. This to hell and back.
>>
>>2581265
Changing vote to BfBing blood from Sweet Tooth first. If we're still hurt, see if we can't get blood from Star.
>>
>>2581287
Fuck it
>support
We're all women now
>>
>Fuck up so badly you turn into a girl by accident.
>>
>>2581265

BFB to get our dick back
>>
>>2581265
This shit just keeps delivering.
>>
>>2581265
>>2581294
>KEEP OUR DICK, PLEASE.
>>
>>2581265
BFB ST... that ain't no fucking joke, clown!
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>>2581288
>Homosuck
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>>2581310
Can we turn our dick into a Wave Motion Cannon?
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>>2581326
As long as it's still a functional penis, sure
>>
>>2581265
Keep our dick, use Blood for Blood on Sweet Tooth.
>>
>>2581329
Of course, what do you take me for?
>>
>Laugh at how dumb this shit is.
>>
>>2581287
Support, why not.
>>
Keep our dick, use Blood for Blood on Sweet Tooth.
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>>2581265
>get our dick back
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>>2581265
Look at me Star.

Look at me.

Janna probably hates me despite the fact that I was only trying to help her. I am choking a clown to death in a Better Mart, my dick, which I just used to piss on the blue goblin that STOLE my spells, completely shot off by a shotgun blast.

I started this day wanting to try to help a friend, and look where that brought me to, Star. Look.
>>
Hey Quest is heading out, session resumes at 11
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>>2581287
this

Don't think I didn't notice that you ignored the deleted roll OP
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>>2581265
>get our dick back
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>>2581376
The clear response to this is that this is somehow all our fault for being a jerk.
>>
>>2581405
ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAR
>>
>>2581326
Is it the people from discord voting to turn us into a girl?
>>
>>2581393
I mentioned that to him and he didn't notice it.
>>
>>2581405

No, it's the fault of a clown
>>
>>2581411
Was meant for
>>2581329
>>
>>2581411
Most likely.
>>
>>2581411
Yes, they're faggots
>>
>>2581411

Namely one, because she's fucking insane
>>
>>2581419
>this
Don't go femanon. That's dumb
>>
>>2581411
Exactly, yes.
>>
>>2581419
>>Implying anyone in that cesspit is mentally well.
>>
>>2581405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrltm5LfUrQ
>>2581423
Well I mean yeah, but the one is not helping at all
>>
>>2581417
>>2581418
>>2581419
>>2581422
Fucking why would they do this!?
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>>2581429
Why NOT do it?
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>>2581429
Because Quest/OP is a faggot that thinks having the Discord be both a place for tactical discussion and a shitpost containment zone is a good idea.
>>
>>2581429
this:
>>2581433
>>
>>2581433
It's working beautifully though
>>
>>2581411
Hahahahahahahaha.
Yup.
>>
>>2581433
it's a containment zone that's also the main thinktank
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>>2581423

>Le Discord is shit

We're on 4chan, none of us are mentally well

>>2581429

No, it's just namely the one bitch because she's commissioned so much Femnon art

>>2581433
>>2581434

Fuck you both, Quest is the most based man I've ever met.
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>>2581430
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>>2581437
Which is horrible given it's the only place you can get lore.
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>>2581429
Because they can't control themselves, they're so diseased on their own twisted shit that they ruin the quest for us, that Namefag who got us to piss on glosarick is from there and so is the female anon bitch
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>>2581440
>>
>>2581444

I'm sorry were you saying something?
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>>2581444
The discord was a mistake.
>>
Fill my lungs.

With your screams.

Your cries of despair. Rage. Envy.

They sustain me.

Your darkness is mothers milk to me.

Also quest said we cant turn into a girl anyway.
>>
>>2581444
pissing on the book was not a bad move. Prove me wrong
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>>2581454
Not a human girl, at least.
And it's not like Anon's human.
>>
>>2581448
Oh, no he's namefagging. Somebody do something before he makes a claim about how he's going to kill himself.
>>
>>2581455
Pro-Tip: You can't.
>>
>>2581444
I'm against the tranny shit, but missing on gloss was totally appropriate as an anon response.
>>
>>2581462
Yeah, it was completely retard which was in character given how the discord is his inner thoughts apparently.
>>
>>2581459

I made my attempt tonight, if you want you can come on by and help me out. Or can you even?

>>2581455

I certainly can't
>>
Getting back to vote stuff,
>>2581265
also supporting >>2581376
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>>2581460
>>2581455
>>2581265
>>2581376
Star needs to understand why we're so fucking mad at Glossaryk. He got off lightly from us just pissing on his "house".

Toffee just send sent armed crooks on us who not only robbed our bank and took half of our money, but also one which held Jackie's family hostage at gun point.
Armed crooks which he recruited from another Reality using the spell GLOSSARYK not only took from us, but directly gave to Toffee.
Armed crooks that will undoubtedly come back for Jackie, her family and ourselves if we cannot find a way to interrogate one of their friends souls (which we were only going to do to get more info on them) and release it before they catch on. Interrogated which would had been easily possible to do if we had a SECOND SPELL GLOSSARYK TOOK FROM US.

Not only that But he also took a THIRD SPELL that would have allowed us to bring people back from the dead.
WHO DOES SHE THINK WE WOULD HAVE BROUGHT BACK? SPACE HITLER?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE DO ANY OF THIS?
WHY

W H Y
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>>2581487
I dunno but we can hash that out later after we patch this hole in our dick, confront our wild sexuality, settle on a gender and kill a clown.
>>
>>2581487
He's not going to tell us.
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>>2581487
Lets be honest, we tottaly would bring space hittler if we could.
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>>2581492
.... goddamn I love this quest...
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>>2581495

>ihavenodickandimustfap

FTFY, also. For what purpose? No idea

>>2581497

Great right?
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>>2581493
And hes definitely not going to tell us now.
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>>2581497
It truly is a perfect storm of autism and cancer.
It's a madhouse but if you've been here long enough, it just becomes Home.
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>>2581487
>WHO DOES SHE THINK WE WOULD HAVE BROUGHT BACK? SPACE HITLER?

Y- yeah, we totally wouldn't do that. Nope, no-siree, haha.
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>>2581499
Just because.
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>>2581506

Fair enough, besides it's not like space Hitler himself would immediately go on to gassing the space Jews. He needs people to do that for him, just keep him in isolation
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>>2581501
He deserved it tbqh. Even if it was indirect, him giving Toffee that spell's caused us a bunch of problems, like the clown who just put a hole in our wiener, and Roadhog, who literally showed up at our girlfriends house while we were having dinner with her family, pointed a shotgun at her parents, and threatened to gut Jackie with a giant ass hook
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>the discord is going nuclear over Femanon
10/10
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>>2581613
I don't have the link. Are they pissed that they can't turn into a girl?
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>>2581619
More like everyone's pissed the idea is even being considered.
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>>2581619
Quite the contraty
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>>2581619
Here. https://discord.gg/vtPGbF
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THE VOTES!

>BFB this clown
12 votes

>BFB Star
1 vote

>Scream
>...
>Pretty reasonable
1 vote

>Fix Dik
10 votes

>Remov Benis
5 votes

>Look at me
>Look at what I have become
2 votes

Let us begin.
Do we really have to? You could stop all of this. Just close the pages. Stop reading and writing for them.
Haha...
Fuck off.


A: " https://youtu.be/2zBAM41lOGo "
>You scream
>It is not a graceful sound
>It is not manly
>Or brave
>Or tough
>You're Anonymous
>Pain can roll off your shoulders like water
>Ego strikes however
>Slights to your pride
>Your power
>Or your manhood
>Are another matter
>Your mind blasts out with snapping mechanical strikes
>Products explode
>Your skeletons run in circles
>The paint at your feet peels and crumbles
>Luna's hat flies off of her head
>A new materializes in it's place
>A fancier, mixed fruit themed one
>In a word?
>When your mind and soul feel assaulted
>Oof

cont
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>>2581627

A: "WHAT IS THIS!?"
S: "This is bad."
A: "WHAT IS THIS!?"
S: "Oh, this is suuuuper bad but Anon. Anon it's ok. You can come back from th-"
>You grab Star by her squishy little cheeks
>Her heart symbols light up for a second in a crass imitation of care bear staring as you push inward

A: "Bounce...oh you think I can just BOUNCE fromnthis you little flickerish FUCKING TWATLIGHT!?"
S: "Anon I Sthink yer making up wordsh cause you're mad."
>You drop her
>Look down at your dick again
>It twitches

>Muscles sticks his thumb up through the hole

A: " https://youtu.be/XLvjL3HWkYM "

S: "ANON! Fer the love a Corn! Just c'mere. C'mere. Ew, ew no I don't wanna touch you right now but just..."
>A delicate set of hands pull the corners of your jacket toward star
>Bonk
>Goes your skull against her utterly flat chest
S: "Ok no. No that's touching."
>You don't even care
A: "I'll have to cut it off. I'll have to invert my penis into some tranny hackjob and join a community I despise just to get a shadow of the same rights I once had as a man."
S: "Don't be ridiculous."
A: "Having no DICK is what's ridiculous, Star."
S: "Being a girl might...work out. For you."
>You look up at her
>Your right eye twitches so hard it makes your neck pop
A: "Do you think I'd be pretty?"
>Star is the picture of stoicism
S: "Yes."

cont
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>>2581620
>>2581621
Good. Let's never bring this shit up again.
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>>2581629

>You break free from her
>Stagger across the title to your still mostly compressed clown enemy
A: "You did this."
ST: "Fuck you."
A: "YOU MADE ME DO THIS!"
>You slam your hands outward in an expression of cosmic UNLIMITED POWER
>In your Emperor impersonation you shout out the lyrics to your favorite, healing melody
>Your eyes burn from the spiciness in this asshole's cursed blood
>He's so crushed down he can't resist for now

>You're cross eyed mad
>Sweating from your screams
>You intend to bleed
>Him
>Dry

ST: "AH! Hhahaha! It tickles! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT YOUR FUCKING BRAT!"

>He's still fighting
>It makes the healing inefficient
>Clumsy
>Yet your dick
>It does repair

A: "YOUR blood...for MINE!"

>You close your hands

ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 45 DAMAGE
ANONYMOUS HAS GAINED 11 HP

>Back to 26
>You drool from the sensation
>You look down
>Sweet relief.
>Your dick is in tact

A: "HAH!"
>You turn around
>Poised with your chest out
>Arms cocked
>Dick at full mast
S: "NyaahhH STOP WAVING YOUR JUNK AROUND!"
>Star's covering her eyes again
G: "Maybe if I just..."
>Glossarycks trying to blowdry his book
G: "Oh...oh NO it's in EVERYTHING!"
>He peels one of the pages open with an index finger and his toe
G: "Why does it SMELL so bad!?"
A: "Borderline Diabetes!"

ST: "Nice...spell. You little brat."
>You turn back
>Just in time to see the clown
>Back on his feet
>Bleeding from his eyes, mouth, ears and under his fingernails

>He's still not going down
>Neither are you, of course
A: "En GARDE!"

>Sweet Tooth pulls out his huge blade to do battle with your meat sword
>Muscles knocks on your noggin
>He wants this fight
>He wants you to win it

>After all the shit this day has handed you?
>After everything you smashed through to get to where you are today
>Maybe a nice, won fight
>Is exactly what you need


SESSION END!
NEXT SESSION SATURDAY 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!


For the next few days feel free to leave me questions here in the thread about little lore things. Mechanics and characters. I will answer them to the best of my ability.

The tip bucket
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620

The twitter for quest times, emergency updates and art!
https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

Stay blesst
Love, Quest


You're going to need that army.
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>>2581632
Bless, on another note. TUCK LIL JOHNSON INTO THE PANTS.

Also invest in a cup.

It be nice.

Also what's the Star o Meter of Friendship at? I mean she was TRYING to help us out.
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S: "Being a girl might...work out. For you."
>You look up at her
>Your right eye twitches so hard it makes your neck pop
A: "Do you think I'd be pretty?"
>Star is the picture of stoicism
S: "Yes."

Victory.

The battle for femanon is far from over, but we have gained ground
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Here is the link to discord

https://discord.gg/Awe6ec
Please join us.
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>>2581626
Thank you for the link.
>>2581639
Fuck off already.
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>>2581643
New people to the discord get a free lore question from quest.
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>>2581650
Sweet, which one's have we not asked yet? And out of those, which will be useful to us?
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>>2581654
He restricts it to non relevant things sadly.

I do not know, someone else on the cord probably will.

I asked about the nature of power. Explicitly relating to Glosserick and Queen moon.
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>>2581669
Do we know what Luna considers to be a perfect world?
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>What was that 2 hours speech about that Luna gave?
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>>2581705
My own stupidity, it hurts.

Do you have any suggestions then, please?
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>>2581714
I'm just going to re-read the archives in the meantime.
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>>2581632
BLESS.

Also, this >>2581638... last thing we need is insane clown with sharp implements trying to finish the job
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Also, hey quest can you give us some info on spell combining? Can you mix already mixed spells, how does the meachinics work on that, can we mix spells with non-spells or items?
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>>2581429
Because you chucklefucks refused to crack down on the literal faggotry, and now their confident.
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>>2581444
Tranny shit is wrong and needs to be purged, but pissing on the little blue tampon for stealing out shit is just right.
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>>2581632
Based, now please tuck our dick in our pants so crazy clown doesn't cut it off completely.
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>>2581639
Die faggo
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>>2581430
weird but kind of quality editing? and i have no idea if its a girl with a flat chest or a TRAP
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>>2583521
Its a trap dumbass.
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>>2583547
https://youtu.be/BLikP6BDH5w
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>>2581640
The majority don't even follow the quest anymore.
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More questions

1. Can HP only be restored quickly by draining another?
2. How is the HP of our minions calculated, could we make walking HP farms we can drain from
3. Can meat is mortar heal HP or is that more for healing the damage vs the vitality
4. How is anon Psionic, is it from interfacing with Luna or is he one of the rare human Psionics?
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>>2581632
Here's a fun question! Where's Anon's room in our castle? Is it some old noble room? An old guest room? Is it Luna's old room? Speaking of which, where is Luna's old room? I don't think we've ever seen it. I'd like to know if it exists even. Maybe she didn't have a room. I dunno. I'd like an answer.
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>>2583120
>>2583120

QUESTION AND ANSWER TIME!

start.
>>2583120

Combining spells has always been an integral part of Anon's magic.

As it currently stands two fusion spells have not been combined. There is a point in Anon's power advancement where this may be possible but for now, no. He cannot make such a drastic combination easily or safely.

>>2586950
The active members do in fact roll with us in here, pal. Anyone who doesn't is not actually active in the quest's discord. I simply don't want to kick people for lurking. Everyone is welcome.

>>2588072
>>2588072
Fascinating set of questions here. Always wanted to address them.


1. HP Can be restored a number of ways. Sometimes natural regeneration.

Sometimes rest.
Sometimes healing items like Fun-yons
Sometimes healing/drain spells like BFB.

Short answer: No
However.

2. WALKING HP FARMS
Is in fact a thing that could be done.
Should Anon's knowledge and resources for flesh crafting increase.
He could make Undead minions RANK with CONSTITUTION bonuses that would make them useless in other areas but essentially walking health repositories.

They would be bloated nightmares.

I need to re-examine the Minion HP system to give a definite answer. HP so far has been dependent on size class.

3. Meat's as Good as Mortar is not a healing spell. It is a method of crafting, grafting and altering biological pieces into either new organisms or unique tools.
4. Currently humans have a 1/20 chance of having a psionic spark. That does not imply they have any talent at being a powerful psychic, mind you.

The deepest and more primal of these sparks is what keeps people awake at night. Gives semi-prophetic dreams or creates the sensation of always being watched.

Even with the spark, something needs to give it life. Luna tapped into this, and using her own inherent psionics has enhanced Anon's brain -just- enough for him to get his own psychic prowess up and running. Now it would seem -he- is the one lighting fires.

>>2588080
>>2588080
Anon's room is currently at the top of the tallest tower of Luna's castle. The rear one specifically.

Her old room was in a similar tower. That tower was annihilated when Luna took the castle eons ago.
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>>2588172
Could we combine a fusion spell with a non-fusion spell, or a three way spell?]
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>>2588172
Okay so can anon awaken that spark as well? I think that is what happened with Sabrina.

Continuing on with the Psionic angle, is this power a human only trait or is it something that humans shouldn't be able to do lacking magic?
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>>2588172
Luna, lend us your knowledge and advise on creating, managing and ruling a country.
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>>2588172
So wuz you just memein' about us being able to fuse with things other than Muscles, or can we actually do that?
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>>2588172
Are humans destroying/ceasing magic only on earth, on earth dimension or in the entire universe?
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>>2588172
Exactly what powers do humans have or are capable of using, scince magic isn't there for them?
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>>2588210
That would be just as risky as combining fused spells. Up until now the dead killy nature of Anonymous and his mother's powers have resulted in surprise sucker punches.

Muddy the water too much and you may end up with not enough power from any one spell to be effective.

Or dead.
You could also just explode.

>>2588215
Anon has in fact been connecting with psionic individuals. In humans he has been helping them flex brain muscles. Spread their seemingly vestigial wings so to speak.

>>2588218
>>2588218
Hm
This would be a dense time to go over. A little more than I can currently commit during the slow times of my work week.

Now if we met the Luna's lessons tier on Patreon tho...

>>2588234
I have almost always avoided the word No unless it was absolutely necessary. For the sake of my precious pseudo science however I simply need to bring up.

That you can fuse with Muscles because you are already partially fused as-is.
How do you think that would work with others?

>>2588240
Their collective profound belief that magic does not exist is making it more difficult for it to leak in from other dimensions into theirs.
Their stupidity is making them slowly more correct.

>>2588251
Humans do not have "powers" persay. They make great warlocks because of this however.
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>>2588343
Could we create something to hold power? Like, say our power is 500 and we regenerate 1 per minute. Some kind of trinket that hold extra power when we are at our full and still generating more, and can use it in a pinch to bring us back to full power? Or even use it to a powerfull spell once?
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>>2588343
Humanity has the kick ass power of not having any powers.

A la the "gift of death" from Eru Iluvitar.
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>>2588343
One of the things that attracted me to this Quest, right from way back in the very beginning, was Anon's desperate attempts to find friendship and camaraderie among the other characters he encountered. The interactions have always been a great source of joy, tension, anxiety, and entertainment, and I look forwards to whenever we have them, particularly when they are mixed with the flavor of battle and risk.

[1] Is there a particular social link 'system' that you utilize to gauge our relationship with other characters?
[2] Was this same system present in 'season 1'? If not, has our relationships been transferred to reflect our interactions at that point in time?
[3] Is there any way for us to gauge this inherently? Or does it basically boil down to read social cues haha or pry into their mind if you want to know that.
[4] What levels/ranks exist? Do companions level solely due to contribution alongside our actions, or can their own skills/strengths (and our own?) increase as a result of strengthened social bonds?
[5] Can bonds atrophy or decrease due to inactivity as well as unfavorable social interactions?
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Rolled 5, 19, 7 = 31 (3d20)

>>2588825
Quick someone explain the 3d20's to this guy!
Me X This Anon, obvi!
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>>2588825
>>2588825
Sublime questions, my friend.

The "System" of social links is somewhat convoluted. As boiling relationship statuses -entirely- down to levels would feel too contrived. It would also contribute to the dangerous game of Anon interacting with others to "Win" being a human being.

Being a person is difficult. Full of nuance and empathy. All things our players struggle with.

Since Anonymous' personality is derived from the posters both here and in the discord, I have kept the understanding of his social connections somewhat nebulous.

Rest assured however that anyone on the "Ally" list provided in our sheets is at the very least close enough to come when you need them.

In season 1 this was somewhat affected by...outside forces. Now it is less so.

Oh the wonderful -smearing- we can do without the guiding hand.

As for levels.
I have been working on a way quantify them and help them work in a sensible fashion.

As we currently work on a "Use it and it will grow" system I would like to see that illustrated in levels.

With the growth of stats leading to the growth of levels.

Characters (Like Janna) can pursue their own growth. Who knows what she might be like when she sees you next.

Just like how Jackie's grown her hair out.
Just like how Alabaster might be a whole new horse.

If he's still alive.


Bonds can in fact degrade. From either distraction or missed opportunity.
Anon has always needed more than just muder-hoboism.

The question is when in the world will you find the time for them?
You wanted it all.
Let's see if you can fit your teeth around it.


ANNOUNCEMENT POST

The Spell "CruciCrush" has been adjusted for balance and flavor.

Single Target: Must make a STRENGTH check against Anon's WILL SPELLPOWER
Pass: They escape
Fail: SPELLPOWER damage and become immobilized until they pass

Multi: All targets must make STR checks against Anon's WILL SP
Pass: They resist/escape
Fail: They take WILL SP damage (No immobilization)

This makes the gravity spell a utility one. Meant for inventive approaches and fun environment annihilation

Also.
The Patreon goals have been tweaked. Luna's Lessons have been removed from the list, as lore should always be provided freely. Whenever you seek it out.

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620

Instead the $50 a month goal will provide scratch I'll use to commission artists. Consistent commissions for all of us to enjoy our favorite moments, or for me to provide nice header art for particular sessions.

Stay blesst
Love, Quest
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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/igGrQ9OR7hs

>Last time on breaking this faggot
>You were Anon
>The 14-
>Op
>No wait
>15 year old lil man with no plan
>No real future
>Or at least that's how it used to be
>Now, just a year later here you are

>Standing in a dark supermarket
>With Six Skeletons
>A magical Princess
>Your new Space Mom

L: "Salutations, everyone."

ST: "C'MON YA LITTLE PRICK!"
>Also
>A murderous clown whose head is constantly aflame

A: "I've killed bigger...and badder shit than you. Then sucked it's dick and called it gay."
>Your cock is currently out
>It almost got blown off by a stray bullet earlier
A: "Now I'm gonna peel your face off from the neck. Then wrap it around my foot so I can amputee hooker special your asshole."

>Star pulls a spoonful of banana pudding out from her gnawing teeth
S: "...wait, what was that about sucking di-"

WHAT DO!?

Anon is at 26 HP

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.emxkt3g27y5q

With a lot on his mind

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit
For new pals and old.

The Game's Rules
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit

The Discord Chat room for live discussion and cancer cell cultivation
https://discord.gg/t93Qh6

The twitter. For game time announcements, fan art and the bits
https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

Let's rock
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>>2594886
Double team that bitch with Star and the bois. Make that a triple team.
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>>2594886
Yo, it'd be a real good idea to Go Giga and fuse with Muscles again.
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>>2594886
shoot the clown's dick with MAGIC
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>>2594886
>GIGAMUSCLES + B4B
GIVE HIM THE SUCC
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>>2594886
Give him some more fire!
>Hungering Flames then ATTACK!
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>>2594886
Combine >>2594897 with >>2594899
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>>2594886
Hungering Flames and Cruci-Crush him. Good luck breaking out of that shitty combo.
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>>2594886
Can we just rip the dudes head off with Muscles? Also tuck your lil johnson in so we dont get it blown the fuck off again
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>>2594886
Also
>HI MAMA LUNA! YOUR HATS LOOK REALLY GREAT!
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>>2594886
Ask Star to handle the Clown while we transform ourselves Into Fusion Blood For Blood. Get behind cover before so. Don't want our dick blown off again.

Sneakily Mind Read tell the skeletons to use the darkness and empty hallways of the shop to surround Kane and get him from behind.

>>2594899
>>2594911
>>2594886
>>2594902
Fusing with muscles takes a turn before the for is ready.

We'd need to make sure he's distracted or can't attack us before trying to fuse while we're at SUCH a low health.
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>>2594959
Works for me, star needs to start pulling her weight.

Also
>SOMEONE KEEP AN EYE ON EINSTEIN AND THE BOOK
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THE VOTES!

>Gang shit beatdown
2 votes

>Shoot he dick off
1 vote

>Become the SUCC
3 votes

>Hungering Litness
2 votes

>Rip his goddamn head off
1 vote


>The clown takes a wider stance
>Then snatches a box from the shelf
>He rips it open
>Pulls out the horror
>The power
>The TERROR OF-

S: "KITCHEN CLAWS!"
>Suddenly
>In the face of this nearly 7 foot clown
>With metal razors on his fist
>You remember that you're at 26 HP

A: "WORLD STAR!"
>You scream
>Instantaneously the Skeletons leap into action


>WHACK!
>One does a leaping punch at the clown
>Staggering him into the shelf
>Then the next bone lad
>The next
>The one after
>All crawl across one another clawing and kicking with their fragile feet
>Sweet Tooth swings for you while carrying the lads on his back
>Nat 1
>He trips
>His nose honks as he face plants into the floor
A: "Fucking Jej."
>You look down to muscles
>He gives you the thumbs up

A: "LET'S MUSCLE UP!"
>He stops
>Looks at you disapprovingly
A: "Fine, shit forgive me for wanting a transformation catch phrase."

>You shift
>Into a new horror
>Mixing your power to draw health from your allies
>Or steal it from your enemies
>Into the flesh of your powerful Muscle form
>Your body feels hollow
>Your eyes see only darkness
>Yet you can sense
>Blood
>Heartbeats

>Food.

S: "Anon? ...A-...Anon is that you?"

>CRAUFNCsh!
>Goes your new mouth
>Muscles' mouth?
>Doesn't matter
>The head can split open
>Revealing a prehensile, barbed tongue
>On the inside
>Where a throat should have been

>Is your face
A: " What's good, Mewgga?"

What do?
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>>2595004
FUCK EM UP! See what new powers we got with this form!
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>>2595004
>Sweet Tooth
>Sweet
He say's he's sweet, so lets eat the sweet
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>>2595004
Pretty much >>2595011
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>>2595004
Try to go to ofensive, tell Star to back us, and try to figure what powers do we have now.
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>>2595004
BACKBITER
FEAST YOUR WAY THROUGH HIS BACK
SEVER THE SPINE
DRINK THE BLOOD
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>>2595004
Fuck him up
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>>2595004
Get in there!
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>>2595004
>Give the clown the Suck
>"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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>>2595004
>Blood for blood him while he's on the ground
>Have the skeltals hold him there
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>>2595056
>Spent a whole turn transforming
>Want to untransform to use BFB
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>>2595011
>>2595012
>>2595014
>>2595016
>>2595017
>>2595024
>>2595035
Dinner bell's ringing, it seems.

ROLL STRENGTH!

THEN DEX!

S: "Your minions are pretty good at swarming."
G: "Star. How can you just SIT there while-while..."
>Glossaryck
>The little blue man with ALL the plans
>Or most of them
>He's a wise little gremlin
>That teaches your magic rival how to into spells
>He stole some magic from your Mami

>Well his wise ass didn't expect you to piss all over his magic book did he?

G: "EUUGH how did you get it into the COVER!?"
>Practice cleaning your toilet bowl with urine
>That's how


>Star looks on as the boney bits and metal gears that comprise your undead slap their stick-limbs against the clown
>A visitor from another world
>Getting a world-class ass kicking from dead pilgrims

ST: "ah! GETTOFFA ME! I'LL GRIND YOU UP AND MAKE ICE CREAM CONES OUTTA YA."

S: "I wonder how long they can hold him."
>Your new outer mouth is closing
>As the smells
>Sounds
>The very texture of the floor fills your brain
>Once your eyes are covered by teeth and lips
>You can see Needles' heart beat

>BRAMpump
>BARABpUm

A: "I wonder how he tastes."
S: "Phrasing."

>Death
>Comes

NOW ROLL!
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Rolled 15, 4 = 19 (2d20)

>>2595063
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2595063
What kinda roll is this? Finesse or Strength?
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Rolled 2, 19 = 21 (2d20)

>>2595063
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Rolled 17, 12 = 29 (2d20)

>>2595063
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Rolled 15, 1 = 16 (2d20)

>>2595063
Time to S U C C
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Rolled 11, 16 = 27 (2d20)

>>2595063
RIP AND TEAR
REMEMBER TO AVOID THE HEART AND BRAIN FOR RESURRECTION TIEM
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Rolled 9, 14 = 23 (2d20)

>>2595063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE8To7kvH8s
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Rolled 13, 12 = 25 (2d20)

>>2595063
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>>2595063
Shuttle up glossy, if the piss is still there it's cause you want it mr. Blue omnipotent dicksucker
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Rolled 15, 4 = 19 (2d20)

>>2595063
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Rolled 13, 20 = 33 (2d20)

>>2595063
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Rolled 1, 6 = 7 (2d20)

>>2595092
Fuck
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Rolled 10, 18 = 28 (2d20)

>>2595063
Two nat 1s
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A re-roll for our Dex Selection.

Another doodle for your sprog, my friends.
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>>2595134
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>>2595080
>>2595080

The strength.

15 + 13 = 28

>>2595098
-2

26.

>>2595076
The Dex.

>Nearly flawless performance

19+6 = 25

>>2595080
-2

>>2595096
+2!

>Still 25 total

>Let's
>Fucking
>Feast

https://youtu.be/qpChrUKFhx8


>Your legs POUND into the tiles of the Better Store floor
>You can feel then crack and crumble
>This form is headlong
>Mindless
>Ravenous
>Your arms swing out only to reach forward
>Your maw opens wide

>The skeletons can't keep Sweet Tooth down
>They slap their limbs against him like twigs trying to bludgeon a bear
>He stands up
>Bear-claws one's skull
>Then shakes off the rest
>Kicking them into the ground
>Except for one he holds by the neck
>It stares at him

ST: "You gotta BONE to pick?"
>It punches him
>CRACK!
ST: "AHHH!"
>He throws the pile of bones down
>Then turns back

>Just in time to see your face
>Surrounded by teeth
>Ram into his
CRAUCNH!

YOUR NEW MOUTH SLAMS SHUT AROUND HIS HEAD AND NECK!

ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 8 DAMAGE
ANONYMOUS HAS GAINED 8 HP


>In this form
>All physical damage is halved
>With the other half becoming HP for you

ST: "You're gonna regret ever sticking your ugly face outta yer MAMA'S CUNT!"
>You're burning
>Roasting

A: "The only thing I regret."
>You hiss as your new tongue writhes in the fire-lit depths of your mouth helmet
A: "Is not bringing salt!"

>Your claws sink into his shoulders
>Your teeth clench
>You can feel it
>His heart
>Squiriming
>Pounding
>It cries for the caress of your fingers
>So you can squeeze it dry

>That dex roll by the way
>Was for something special

>BFB Form can make two physical attacks per turn
>Fast as a shark

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>>2595228
>>2595228

A: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
>You WRENCH your head back!
>Forth
>Down
>OUT!

>Blood sprays from Sweet tooth into your eyes
>Into your open human mouth
>You swallow reflexively
>As you shove down on his shoulders
>As his bones crumble and crunch like those of a well baked fish

>Your Dex attack
>Goes through with superb efficacy

ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 6 DAMAGE
ANONYMOUS HAS GAINED 6 HP

>A total of 14 gained

ANONYMOUS IS AT 40 HP

>The clown wheezes
>His struggling becomes weaker
>His fire slowly begins to lick at the sides of his head instead of just his scalp

>He uses all the strength he has left
>Digging his other arm up into your nightmarish mouth
>His slams his elbow into your cheek
>He spits and howls like a wild animal

>24 total
ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 15 DAMAGE

ANON IS AT 25 HP

A: "I- told you...You'd get the succ."
>The tongue tightens around Sweet Tooth's bulging neck
>A reward of blood washes down across your chin
ST: "Fucking...Eat me, you loud mouth fuckin' freak."

>Crunch
A: "Kay."

>You munch
>Muscles shudders as your eyes are totally lost in a small sea of gore
>You can feel the hollow sensation lifting
>Your body returning to a sense of calm

>You've won
A: "Heh...hehe...what the fuck even am I?"
L: "Alive."
>Luna's form has re-appeared on your shoulder
L: "Very much so, it would appear."

What do?
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>>2595226
>>2595226

Excellent work there, friendo.
Such love in this!
Such passion.

On the Fridge it must go.
Because this work is ice cold.
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>>2595231
Well... this has been a fun night. But I think it's time we say "see ya mewgga" to star and go home to interrogate Ein.
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>>2595231
> SECURE THE PISS BOOK, EIN and STAR
> BOIS RETURN THE BODIES TO THE CASTLE
> CALL HEKAPOO AND TELL HER WE HAVE A LEAD ON TOFFEE AND NEED THE MHC (to question Glossaryck)
> READ MARCO's TEXT
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>>2595231
Is his head still on fire?
>Cast OWN on his flames
OWN breaks curses, right?
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>>2595256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3at_Ev2kOoI
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>>2595263
Well yeah, but like isn't his flames still in our mouth-head?
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>>2595251
This works. Maybe read the text before we leave Star though, it might relate to her.
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>Also adding GET WONDERVON AND THE BOYS STEALING EVERYTHING THAT THEY CAN BEFORE THE COPS COME
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>>2595251
This is ok too
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>>2595314
OH SHIT, THIS IS ALSO IMPORTANT
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>>2595314
>>2595231
yeah lets steal everything, including the stuff nailed down to the floor
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>>2595314
>nvm We knocked out the power with the massacre wave.


New Plan.

>Get a portal going so the boys can take literally everything in the store
>Store clowns body
>Get Ein secured
>Keep the book and tell Star we need to contact the MHC about something glossaryck did
>Text Hekapoo about the spell and toffee
>Read Marco's text
>Also send a text to Sabrina saying "sorry we forced you into being a spy. If you want we should hang out soon.
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>>2595335
This, and try to convince Star to dont freak out. We literaly murdered someone on front of her.
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>>2595335
This also sounds alright, i guess
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>>2595231
Yo, talk to Jackie about Janna???
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>>2595231
Supporting these:
>>2595335
>>2595314
Get the Ice Cream truck we can use it.
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>>2595231
>Finish eating, turn to Star
>"So, that's how these things normally go."
>"Also, your blue piss-sprite stole a bunch of my spells and hid them around the universe. Not cool."
>Talk with Jackie about Janna
>Take what's left of Needle's body for Fun Times
>Text Hekapoo about Toffee
>Check our messages and read them
>Check on Sabs
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The votes are assuredly clear.

You selfish, short sighted little mongrel.

A: "Aw-...aw man. Yes!"
S: "..."
A: "I won!"
>You look at your skeletons
A: "WE WON!"
>They dance
>The ones with their legs still on anyways
>As they clatter and jive you can't hold back a solid chuckle
A: "Fuck you, funny man. You're just meat now."
>You snatch up his flesh in your backwards curved hook-like fingers

A: "Keep sending all you got, Ligger Boy. I'll keep comin' with the heat."
>Muscles is feelin' it
>Pride
>Surging anger
>Joy
>It's so rare and...and intoxicating
>To feel this kind of joy

A: "Alright."
>You pant
>Glance around at the scene
A: "I...want. Everything in this bitch."
>You snap
>The bone boys assemble their bodies

>SHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIp!
>You open a portal
>Right back to the school's bathroom
A: "C'mon, lads start getting it while the getting can get got!"

>You cackle
>As the skeletons start to snatch up everything they can get their fingers on
>Every product in reach
>The shelves even

>You whistle
>A few run inside
>They return with moar skeletons
>Who proceed to loot
>Loot
>LOOT

A: "Now let's take care of business."
>You turn
>Glare down from your mouth-visor at Glossaryck
A: "You."

>You reach for him
>When he and the book get snatched away

A: "Hey!"
S: "..."
>Star's taken him
>She's leaving

A: "What do you think you're doing?!"
>She doesn't respond
A: "HEY! Bug Bitch! That little gnome still owes me a come uppance!"
>She ignores you
>She's headed for the door

>BOOM!
>You've leapt from your position
>Landed in her way

A: "I'm... talking to you."
>Your new tongue wipes the sweat from your brow as you seethe

S: "Anon. Tonight I've watched you nearly steal somebody's soul. Not even -blink- at the sight of a guy losing all of his skin. Then you saved me from a Clown but pissed on my friend and killed said clown by biting his head off."
>She looks back up at your eyes
>A Gay silence fills the air for just a moment
S: "...but the clown was your enemy so I can let that slide."
>Why isn't she afraid of you?
S: "Also I hate clowns."
L: "Racially biased. Typical Royal."
S: "Clowns are NOT a race! They've gotta be some kind of Mimic-"
>Star stops
>Doesn't engage
>She clenches the bridge of her nose and looks away from you."
S: "You're not taking Glossaryck."

cont
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>>2595500
>>2595500

A: "He STOLE from me."
S: "Yeah? Well he probably had a good reason. You're out of control."
A: "He ARMED Toffee!"
S: "...Who?"

>WHO!??

A: "He needs to PAY for what he's done and I-"
S: "Anon. Shut up."
A: "..."
S: "The people around aren't on some ~wild ride~ that you get to conduct."
>Star looks over at the Skeletons
>How happily they pass pilfered goods from one set of hands to the next
>How they shake and some spark and whirr
>All with 0 sign of individuality other than the occasional set of arms flung high in worship
>She looks
>Disgusted
S: "The world isn't some locked treasure box you get to BASH open and stuff your pockets with!"
A: "Oh Yeah?"
>You grit your teeth
>Muscles Mouth closes
A: "Who's gonna stop me?"

>The wand's back
A: "Shit."

>Star didn't even speak for that one
>Just blasted

>With a 28 total
>You're thrown away from her and into a pile of cheap valentines plushes
>No lethal damage taken

A: "You can't even get outta here!"
>You seethe
>Draw out your blades
A: "Unless you get bi-curious on the street corner. I got the ONLY SCISSORS!"

S: "I don't need scissors. I know my way home from here, Anon."
A: "COME BACK HERE AND GIVE ME THAT FUCKING BOOK!"

>Star summons a cloud
>Pink
>Happy and plump
>As she climbs on it
>With barely a scratch on her from this entire fucking ordeal
>She doesn't even look back to say
S: "Fuck you."

>SHWOOOSHhhh

G: "I'm sENding YOu M- My dry cleaning bill for this, Anonymouuuuuusssss!"

>Glossaryck's scream as Star takes off fades into the night
>You're left in that heap
>Having won some
>Lost others

>One of the plushes falls off your waist
>Your dick is still out
>It's cold

cont
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Rolled 4, 7, 1 = 12 (3d10)

>>2595511
>>2595511

>Your pocket shocks you
A: "RRR!"
>You pull out your phone
>Shit

>You broke dat mess and it still looks like dogshit
>You snap
>A skeleton walks over with a box in his hands


NEW PHONE AQUIRED
GUY-PHONE X

>After your contact import you see all the names and numbers in your index

>Hekapoo
>Jackie
>Your Bio-mom

>Your arm drops slack
>At your side
>There's still so much you don't have
>That you want
>So many you want to understand
>That you don't
>So much fucking vengeance you want to wreak

ROLL A 3d100s to see how much LOOT you get


You've resolved to command the bones
Get on your phone
Who will you call while you sit all alone?


>TEXT FROM MARCO DIAZ
>Which you finally check

M: "Hey, dude have you seen Star?"
M: "..."
M: "I think she borrowed my scissors and I need them back."

Who text?
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Rolled 81, 26, 5 = 112 (3d100)

>>2595517

>HEKAPOO, NOW. BEFORE STAR GETS AWAY
>STARWALK AND TEXT
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Rolled 76, 45, 84 = 205 (3d100)

>>2595517
Text Hekapoo about what Glossaryk did.
Then text Marco about Star, maybe even apologize.
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Rolled 60, 91, 11 = 162 (3d100)

>>2595517
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Rolled 54, 46, 73 = 173 (3d100)

>>2595517
Text Heckapoo, ask her about Toffe and the Arena. Also tell her about Glossaryck and if there is any legal away to make him pay.
>>2595532
We know where she lives. Theres no need to rush.
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Rolled 1, 8, 66 = 75 (3d100)

>>2595517
pretty much >>2595536
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Rolled 54, 62, 50 = 166 (3d100)

>>2595517
>Marco
>"Wait, you don't have the scissors either? Star sure as shit don't. Where are they?"
>"Also, her little blue pissgremlin stole a bunch of my fucking spells and I got my dick shot."

>Hekapoo
>"Glossaryck gave some meanass suit-wearin ligga named Toffee some of my top-shelf spells."

>Jackie
>"I hecked up with Janna. I may have, uh, "decided" for her. Not sure what to do. Just wanted to keep her from giving her virginity away to a corrupted forest spirit."
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Rolled 43, 3, 45 = 91 (3d100)

>>2595517
Heckapoo to inform her Gloss is crazy.
Sabrina to see if she can inform us on school activities.
Then send a fuck you to Marco, cause Star won't answer our calls.
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>>2595544
LOOK AT THOSE ROLL'S! ATROCITUS!
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Rolled 45, 67, 49 = 161 (3d100)

>>2595517
Swiggity swoot, gimme that loot
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>>2595517
>>2595567

BTW, we're gonna destroy Star now, right? Like, no mercy in the distant future?
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Rolled 16, 47, 78 = 141 (3d100)

>>2595517
gimme stuff
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>>2595573
Oh for sure. No holds barred or however that saying goes.
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Rolled 100, 88, 90 = 278 (3d100)

>>2595517
Hek:
>Glossy fucked up and gave Toffee MY spell that is going to fuck everything ever, so no worries.
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>Hey if we lose star we can still go back and rip out Ein's soul.
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Rolled 10, 72, 7 = 89 (3d100)

>>2595517
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GET A CASE FOR THAT PHONE SO WE DONT BREAK THIS ONE. ALSO GET SOME REPLACEMENTS
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>>2595657
No case can resist our mighty. Maybe a spell to reinforce it.
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>>2595517
>some day
Sadly, not today...
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>>2595573
Put dick back in pants.

Text:
>Marco: Star had them and Janna is currently borrowing them and I don't now where either of them are. How's the ass? (Fail to apologize)

>Hek and Omni: Yo, Glossaryck stole spells from me and hand delivered one to Toffee (Gloss's words). Been dealing with Toffee throwing dudes from different realities at me. Though you should know.

>Sabrina: Sorry for forcing you to spy for me. Glad you getting over your cold. Later.

>Jackie: What's up?
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>>2595517
>>2595532
>>2595536
>>2595543
>>2595544
>>2595551
>>2595553
>>2595682
I think this is way too Metagamy.

Anon does not understand or and probably not even knows the connection between Hekapoo and Glossaryk, we barely got any contact with the MHC beside Hek, and that was mostly training and chilling in her place.
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>>2595685
We know Omni and we know that the MHC are like family. We learned that FROM Omni in fact.
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>>2595682
Changing to this
>let Star go and do this

>>2595685
Its totally not Metagamey.
We encountered the MHC last season trying to save Hekapoo and Moon specifically mentioned trying to find Glossaryck.

And even so, there is no metagaming in this quest.
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>>2595685
We know Hekapoo is in apart of of a group that defends the magical world or some shit.
We don't know they are directly connected but we KNOW that she would be one of the ones to go to when something is fucky with the magical world.
And Glossaryk giving spells to toffee is defiantly fucky.
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>>2595685
We know they know each other.
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>>2595517
Fine if Star wants to fuck off she can I guess

Send text to Hekapoo
>Yo ya boi here got shot up because of some interuniversal shenagins and some ligger been sending them after my bois and my shit. ETA of fixing this?

Send Text to Marco
Don't have scissors, your bug's don't got it either, also goons were after me from the men in black, they might be after you too. Just fair warning.

Call Jackie
Hey girl, things got a bit fucked, fixed it, sorta, but how's life? Parentals are alright yeah?
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>>2595511
>G: "I'm sENding YOu M- My dry cleaning bill for this, Anonymouuuuuusssss!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1QY76d-40 OOHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
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After much struggle I return.
Time to count and formulate...the consequences.

Of these votes.

Look at the art the discord friends concoct. It's madness. Pure and blissful
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>Adding
If Star has a cellphone.
Text her...
"What did you honestly expect?"
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>>2595764
Also supporting
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>>2595764
Adding my Support
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>You stare at the phone
>Your breathing is so slow
>This air is oddly cold
>The moon is falling behind clouds
>You look up
>Muscles and your new teeth get in the way
>You struggle to get the mouth to open
A: "No. No not now."
>You shuffle him back down
>Free your body from this incessant hunger
>You wince as your stomach becomes a natural organ and SCREAMS about the fact you ate what's likely a cursed clown head
>Muscles urges you
>Shrieks with a few bone lurches
>Pursue
>Subdue
>Catch
>Kill her.
>You shake your head free of those thoughts
>You share them
>Even agree in a few dark parts of yourself but...
>You have something worse to do now

TEXT WITH HEKAPOO

>Snitch

A: "I got shot."
>There's a tiny pause
H: "AGAIN!?"
>Several blue concerned emojis
A: "Yah I got shot furreal"
H: "Where?"
>Eyeballs emoji
>You make that exact expression as you look down at your lil' Butter J.
>You bite your lip
>Consider the possibilities of a pic of your bullet scar
>You -are- rocking a solid 3/4ths semi
A: "NO!"
>You stand up
>Stuff it back in your jeans
A: "No. Not even my GIRLFRIEND has seen that yet and goddamnit."
>You stand tall
A: "I have...principles."
>Luna blinks

>You go back to your phone
A: "Ok look. That doesn't matter. Glossaryck fucked me over. Big time. He's lost his mind. Screwed us all."
H: "That...doesn't sound like Glossaryck."
A: "He stole some of my mom's biggest. Baddest spells and he fucking gave them to TOFFEE."
H: "That...sounds -exactly- like Glossaryck."
>You blink
>Look down at the little screen
>Once your heart stops curling
>You respond

A: "You're not pissed? Doesn't this seem fucknuts?"
H: "Dude. I'm a near universal being. We pass through Irises of magic and sphincters of darkness like...every few hundred years."
>She sends a brown star
H: "Stuff gets weird."
A: "Hek. This is some REAL JUICE we're talking here."
H: "What's the spell do?"
A: "It breaks Universal barriers. Toffee's using it to snag goons from other sets of dimensions and send them after me."
H: "...Nobody should have that kind of power."
>Your eyes snap wide
H: "That's not even supposed to be possible."
>Uh oh
H: "Thanks for telling me. Glad we at least know where it is."
A: "So, you gonna help me get it back?"
H: "..."
A: "Hek?"
H: "I gotta summon the Commish now."

>You curse out loud
A: "SHIT!"

>You hurl the phone with everything you have
>It's glass and metal oatmeal when it hits the wall
>You pick up your sim card

>Snap!
>A new phone in your hands texts the next contact you need

TEXT WITH MARCO DIAZ *heart emoji* *skull emoji* *shit emoji*

cont
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>>2595796
Well shit, telling Hekapoo may have been a bad idea. Guess we're going to have to get it back ourselves and squirrel it away before they get their hands on it. And also not run into the MHC anytime soon. I imagine Crystal snake hands guy is still pissed that we ripped off one of his nipples or whatever.
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>>2595796
>>2595796

A: "ur scissors are in Salem Massachusetts."
M: "y?"
A: "Cause Star is an idiot."
M: "is that where she is? Salem?"
A: "Nah. She running away from the scene of a mass robbery right now."|
>Marco tries to call you
>You deny it
M: "WHAT IS GOING ON!? WHY WAS THERE A ROBBERY!?"
A: "because star is an idiot."
M: "What did you DO Anonymous!?"
>You sniff
>Look up
>The skeletons are crowd surfing on one another using an inflatable boat they've filled with blenders, laptops and a cardboard cutout of the latest Avengers Movie cast
>RDJ really does look great in this one
>Think you'll put that up somewhere in the movie r-

>Marco is trying to call you again
>You answer
A: "Fuck you."
M: "ANONYMOUS. This is SUPPOSED to be the night Star and I went to the roller rink. We have matching helmets! How. HOW COULD YOU TURN SUCH AN INNOCENT FUTURE INTO THIS!?"
A: "Also, I'm sorryaboutyourbuttIguessIbetyoulikeditIhopedyoulikeityoufuckingfaggotTheGovernmentsouttogetallofusyoubetterwatchyourback and kissyourmomgoodnightformeshe'sagoodwomananddeservesmorewarmthfrom you."
M: "What?"
A: "Bitch."

>You hang up

TEXT WITH STAR BUTTERFLY

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>>2595830

A: "What did you -think- I was gonna do?"
>She doesn't respond
A: "Turn good? Show you my ~sensitive side~ ??"
>She
>Doesn't
>Respond
A: "I know where you live, Bug butt. You can't keep that blue crush motherfucker away from me forever. He owes me."
>...
A: "YOU OWE ME. I got Glossaryck BACK for you."
>.
>.
>.
>You try to call her
>She declines

A: "RRAAAHH!"
>You bite this phone in half
>Spit the pieces out into a nearby Skeleton's eyes
>Shake the skull
>Pour out the bits from his mouth then-
>After carefully removing your sim card
>SET IT ON FIRE

L: "Your anger."
>You can barely breathe from the screaming
>Luna pets your hair gently
>Tugs your ear to lead you closer to the portal you've opened
>The nearer you are THE HOLE
>The more real she feels
>The more you can smell her deep raspberry perfume
>The oiled leather of her dress
>When your eyes open
>She's looking into them

L: "It's a weapon. Not who you are."
>She floats down to your chin
>Holds it up so your trembling lips don't shudder like a trailer in a twister
L: "There's no one here to hurt you. Put the weapon down."
>You struggle to slow down your breathing
L: "You can never control them. That's the world we wanted. The one you wanted."
A: "...I have a better world. I want a better life."
>Luna smiles
L: "It will be."
>She kisses your forehead
L: "Tend to your garden, my son."

>You nod
>snap for yet another new phone
>This one has a tablet pen

DRAWING OF A ROCKET SHIP DICK SENT TO JACKIE LYNN THOMAS

cont
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>>2595876
>>2595876
https://youtu.be/RRKXQE52l2Q?list=PLmMFNRHe7tnqurGqdxGV3v2g-DMZwZQxP

J: "Pff. Hey, wild man."
A: "Hey."
J: "u cool?"
>Jackie sends you a picture
>Of the night sky out of her window
>Beside the window is one of those rotating balls with multicolored lights
>A hanging scroll of a set of dolphins illustrated leaping out of a crystal blue ocean
>A dream catcher hangs in the window sill
>You see a plate with a half eaten slice of pizza
>Along with an entire can of pringles
>Beside what you can clearly tell is her thigh
>Because it's thicc as hell
>In fleecey pajama pants
>Printed in sleeping jellyfish

J: "The AC's out. suuuper not comf."
A: "ur comf"
J: "you're insecure but like, in a viably therapy correctionable way"
A: "fuk"
J: "Yeah? Yah like that. I've been taking sociology this quarter just for that kinna dirty talk."

>You smile
>You didn't even mean to smile
>You look up
>All the Skeletons are stopped and crowded behind you
>Trying to get a peek at your screen

A: "BACK TO WORK, BONE BRAINS!"
>They scramble
>You're left with your phone


What say to your girlfriend?
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>>2595905
"Hey can we hang for a while? A lot of things happened today and i kinda want to talk to you on person"
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>>2595905
"Wanna see my dick?"
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>>2595905
>>2595912
This.
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>>2595905
"I... I think the world might end soon"
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>>2595905
I'm open to that therapy session and cuddles if you're down.

>tell her about everything that's happened today and get her honest opinion about your actions
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>>2595905
So like, speaking of therapy, it cool if I vent with you? Or just talk? I wanna talk, and you said talking with you was a good thing.

Shit, messing this up, look alotta shit went down tonight, got some information about why big lard and retard came to your house, think some ligger fuck basically used some spells that blue gremlins of Star's stole from me. Not really sure on how to handle it because, well looking back, maybe wasn't appropiate, but it felt so good to get back at the cheesy fuck.

Sorry out of order, look I just, I need to decompress, chill and shit, plus you're like the most chill ever. Got any ice cubes to spread that chill factor?

>General info dump on jackie and turning into a big giant marshmellow of softness from talking with yo girl.
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>>2595905
>"Been a rough night. Helped Star, got fucked over. Dick got shot by a burning clown man. Stole his blood, fixed my dick, then ate his head. Maybe got a bunch of hogwarts teachers gunning for me. Lizard guy pulling people from other dimensions to crossover my ass. And I think Janna hates me for saving her virginity from corrupted goat spirit cock."
>...
>"But I'm talking to you, so, y'know, could be worse."
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>>2595905
>"Can I come over and talk? I messed up some stuff with Janna and Star."

Then before we leave turn to luna.

"My head junk can speak spanish Mom. What did you mean when you talked to Glossaryck? What was the plan for paradise you abandoned before you met me? Why do you need those spells? What rules did Glossaryck break and what is your history with him? "
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>>2595905
We need help. I'm literally incapable of feeling fear and I'm still somehow afraid. Of what we can lose. Of what we can become. Of who I can end up hurting.

>>2595932
>>2595922
>>2595914
>>2595920
All of these.
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>>2595947
Those are feelings besides fear you know.
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>You try putting the words together
>In several fashions
>You have so many things you want to get out
>So many things you feel
>That you wish you felt

A: "Can I come over?"
J: "k hang on. Putting a bra on."
>You turn pink so fast and Muscles color coordinate

>You look up at Luna
>She's still smiling down
L: "Go on. Go to her."
>She turns to the skeletons
>Who lock up like toys who've suddenly been seized for a new wind up
>They continue the work
>Much faster
>Tighter
>Controlled
>Their smiles dimmed

L: "I can handle this for you."
A: "Mom."
>Luna doesn't turn away when she's done speaking to you
>She never does
>She's always observing your movements
>Appraising you
>Looking proud and in awe
>All at once
>Why does she only make faces when she's alone with you?

A: "We need to talk too."
L: "Of course, dear."
A: "...You know I can speak spanish, right? At least understand it."
L: "You know I do."
A: "If you had those spells. To revive the dead. To leave your Universe. Then why..."
>Luna waits for you to finish
A: "Why is it the way it is? Why did you come to me?"
L: "It wasn't worth saving."
A: "..."
L: "Now go and feel something good for a change."

>SHRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIP

>You didn't wait for Jackie's text back
>So when she pops out of her closet there you are
>You run to her
>Hug her tight
A: "I'm too used to this shit."
>Her hands close on your back
>Stroke between your shoulder blades
A: "It's getting too easy. To just..."
>She wipes some blood from your mouth
>You almost resist her
J: "Anon."
A: "..."
J: "You are gonna have to take like two showers before this cuddle session gets going."
A: "Wh-"
>After a bath
>You're wrapped in a clean sheet
>With Jackie rubbing your skull through your hair
>Muscles is wearing a mitten with the fingers cut off
>He thinks of it like a manly tank top
>Yet smooshy
>You're wearing Jackie's spare Pajamas
>Both of your feet are tangled up together at the foot of her beanbag chair
>Pushing against one another
>You've been talking for 25 minutes straight

A: "So after all that she just disses me. Pushes off into the night and I'm left there holding the bag and I called Hekapoo, and man I gotta tell ya all about Hekapoo she thicc but like she's mean and that's kind of hot? Either way she won't go after Glossaryck I think she wants my spell but I don't know where Toffee is and he's definitely got a huge army of dudes with him and I gave Marco a scar on his ass right? Well I got a scar on my dick now cause it got blown in half and I regrew it with Clown Blood."

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>>2596070

>Jackie never stopped petting you
>The entire way through
>She ate some of her left over pizza at times
>Then you mentioned the Clown eating
>So she stopped eating the pizza for a time
>You tell her about Luna
>About your urinary attack

J: "Anon."

>About fucking it all up with Janna

J: "Anon."

>When she gets your attention your eyes open and you realize
>You're getting titty pillows right now
A: "Y-yeah?"
J: "Janna should have told you about Martha when things got dicey."
A: "...Oh my god thank y-"
J: "You are a huge dick."
A: "H-..."
>You almost shout at her
A: "...nuhuh."
J: "You are a massive dick and it's crazy how tender you are when you just. Stop. Being angry."
>You leer at her
A: "Your bosom is soft but your words are harsh. I ain't prepared for this."
J: "Lookit me."
>She looks you up and down
J: "Can I trust you to always tell me stuff like this?"
A: "..."
J: "Are you gonna keep being all you. All the time? No bullshit."
>Jackie is swearing
>More often than usual
A: "It's weird hearing you use that word."
J: "Cursing is a spice for me. I use it to get your attention."
A: "I'm already at like, half-mast."
J: "I know, you've been in my lap for an hour."
>Shit
J: "No dodging my questions."
>Why isn't she afraid of you?

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>>2596084

J: "I know you're not bad. Not really."
>You look down
>At her knees
J: "You're mad. You've got a -right- to be mad but..."
>She pulls you to look at her
J: "Don't you think maybe you oughta just get some good for yourself? Before you try to take on all the bad out there in the world?"
A: "...but it's all coming to get me."
J: "-Some- of it is. Not all. You can breathe. You can live. You've -earned- a little living for a while."
A: "..."
J: "I'm never gonna ask you to stop being special. Or crazy."
>She kisses you
>Right on the lips
J: "Half your pain and problems come from you wanting to take every fight you see tho. Wanting glory and answers when sometimes there aren't any...and sometimes what's important is to get better. Or heal."
>She holds your hand
J: "Not just do damage."
>You lay back down on her
>Her legs wrap into yours as she pulls you on top of her and then rolls
>Pinning you into the beanbag on top of a penguin throw pillow

J: "Anonymous."
A: "..."
J: "Slow down. Be a person."
>You can't look away from her eyes
J: "Be with me."


SESSION END!

NEXT SESSION TOMORROW!
7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME

>We rock
>We roll
>We bloom
>We grow

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https://discord.gg/t93Qh6

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ANONYMOUS NOW HAS
144 pounds of TECH JUNK

>Phones
>Laptops
>Camp gear
>Outdoor summer fun
>All for you
>At a better Store


MUSCLES' DEXTERITY IS NOW +7

-Relationship with Jackie in pivitol status
-Relationship with Star: ???
-Relationship INQUIRED upon with Luna

TEXT FROM MARCO DIAZ
M: "Hey, I know it takes a lot for you to apologize. Found Janna cause she showed up at my house to steal my dad. Thanks, man. Hope ur ok."


bless
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She is so based.

She is the good GF.

Look at her rolling with Anons idiocy. We should hang with her more.

>So. A question for the thread.
>Are we willing to apologize to the gloss man? Not for peeing in his book. But for like. The way we went about it.
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>>2596166
>Are we willing to apologize to the gloss man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0
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WHERE IS ATREUS!?
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>>2596166
https://youtu.be/-K7fCQlUhj0
=)
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>>2596178
I am serious. Allow me to see if I can articulate.
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>>2596178
On the conditions that he helps us get the spells back and he calls star a useless cunt to her face
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>I am mad about the way he did it. His attitude.

>He was so fucking smug and unapologetic about it. (Which is something we did in session 1 of this quest to Marco)

>If he would just fucking explain himself... or at least explain why he refused to...

>I'm not sorry about peeing on his book. He deserved that. For a lot of things.

>But he probably had a good reason. Glossaryck is very wise. In the show and in this Quest.

>He just took his good reason and demanded we trust him. With no explanation, immediately after admitting he betrayed us.

>Are we wrong to be mad about that? Really?

>We could, and I think he expected us to do. Way. Way worse.

>But we kind of pulled back at the end. We did not acknowledge why we did this to him. Or even explain ourselves for any reason beyond "REVENGE REEEE"

>Which non stupid people promptly ignore.
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>>2596333
Doesn't sound like you wanna apologize for anything, just be sure and look into why we did something. Which I'm fairly sure we all know. You know, considering we all chose to do it.
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>>2596339
You would be Shocked by how often people do things without thinking about it.
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G: "Ah! Spells."
A: "Stolen spells."
>BANG! BANGBANG!"
A: "Fuck!"
G: "Spells that I kept -safe- from your enemy. You're so confrontational."
L: "Better than cowardice."
G: "Discretion is the better part of any immortal."

>>Who was lunas enemy? FATE.

G: "I admit to everything. Wholly. Truly."
A: "Why shouldn't I annihilate you then?"
G: "Haha...because you have no idea if this is all of them. Just that I've kept them from being readily available. It's about the journey."
A: "What JOURNEY!?"
G: "Well I didn't just toss them out. I'm no fool."
>He says, digging into his ear with a blue pinky
G: "They've put into strategic places. Or times. Sometimes both."
L: "Where. Coward."

>>So he did have a plan, and he wants us to go to these places for a specific reason.

G: "The first is on a world in Mewni's dimension. The one that allows you to craft vessels for souls. It's in a castle called Woe-venmire. Somewhere ah...near the bottom."

>>Is this Ludos castle? Or eclipsas? Either of those would be worth visiting. For SO many reasons.

G: "The second. One of your favorites, Luna. The resurrection spell. I left that somewhere near a black hole in Earth dimension about oh...Seven thousand years ago?"
>Luna looks up to the sky
L: "Hm."

>>Alabasters girlfriend, and true love. Was killed by an Anti-Corn. A creature that lives in a blackhole. A long, long time ago. We could and would raise her. Shes a unicorn and the love buddy of one of our people. This is worth doing.
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>>2596400
>A creature that lives in a blackhole. A long
Literally fucking when was this said?
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>>2596114
God damn it, Jackie is too good for this world, how does a 15 year old end up being such a chill saint?
>Found Janna cause she showed up at my house to steal my dad
.....Fuck, I can't stay mad at Janna. I like her way too much
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>>2596426
>Text her
>"Don't choke on Marco's Dad's Burrito you crazy thot. I'm a fucking shit, but I'm a sorry fucking shit. Come visit sometime. My shoulder misses your knife. Jackie says hi. "
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>>2596434
Or, leave Janna alone.
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>>2596166
If he apologize first for stealing our spells, explain WHY THE FUCK HE DID ALL OF THIS SHIT and promise to lend us a hand to get them back, if not, at least owning us one.

>>2596184
I didnt read anything about him dying, so i presume he went with the Bois. Hope bow didnt eat him. Or him Bow.
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>>2596349
Can confirm. I do this all the time.
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>>2596435
I support this, Janna can go fuck herself
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>>2596944
She has goat dick for that.
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>>2596435
Supporting this. Let her cool down for a bit, and us as well. Use a third party, or an open invitation text to meet up when shes ready after a day or so.
Also... we gotta start including Jackie (and others) in our actions...
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>Ask jackie if we should go try to make up with Janna. Or wait.
>Also Tell her Janna kidnapped marcos dad.
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SESSION!

L: "Shhh."

... start

https://youtu.be/Ql_dEdMEjl4?list=RDQMZxqV8_XqQ44

>You are Anonymous
>Last night you ate somebody's burning clown face
>Also his head
>His neck
>Pretty much the top 1/5th of a person
>Pretty sure he was cursed
>You ate a cursed clown head
>For Health Points

A: "I-"
>Now tho
>You're being held down under a soff
>Affectionate
>Snuggly
>Woman
>Your woman
>Jackie

J: "Nobody's coming to tear you apart anymore. The ones that are you keep sending back in body bags."
A: "Not usually. Like I told you I kept the last two bodies so I c-"
>Jackie puts her hand over your mouth
>Comes in at you from above
>She doesn't make a sound until her lips are hovering over your forehead
J: "Sleep here tonight. Be still. The fight's over."
A: "For now."
J: "Everything we have is for now."

>Jackie's legs are hugging onto your hips
>Her PJs and the ones she's loaned you press together quite snug
>You can feel your combined weight sink into the beanbag
>Only the sound of the wind outside
>The gentle rotating of her little light fixtures
>...and your pounding heart
>Are in your ears now


Well, Anonymous?

L: "She does make a compelling argument."
A: "Mom. C'mon, please a little privacy?."

L: "Hmhm. Of course."

>You've got so much you were so sure you needed to do just a few hours ago
>Before you came here with a head full of problems
>A heart torn up and ready to destroy whatever else got in your way
>Now you're in girl's sleeping pants and you've been cuddling into someone's neck for the better part of a whole night
>Are you even the same person right now?
>Jackie
>She's like the rain cloud that blocks out a summer sun
>Just long enough to cool the thirsting grass
>To blast steam into an otherwise bright blue sky
>To let wind and moisture retake the world without the glare of sunlight
>She's an off button
>You don't -have- to turn back on if you don't want to

>She's also waiting for an answer

What do?
sheets
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit
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>>2598495
Rest. We deserve it. We need it. We can worry about everything tomorrow.
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>>2598495
Sleep you dumb shit!

But make sure to lock that door in case of parents.
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>>2598495
..... Yeah, ok sure. Let's call it a night. Hey Mom, be sure to store those bodies of ours in a place where they won't get away while we relax, K? Thanks!
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>>2598495
>Text Janna peeps youll talk to them tommorow.
>Go to bed.
>Good night mom.
>Ask jackie if we can hold hands
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>>2598495
Take her advice and try to relax. Ask about her. We just unloaded all this shit onto her, and she took it, filtered, sorted, compartmentalized and stored it. Maybe there's something at the forefront of her mind?
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>>2598515
>That could be nice.
>Just be prepared for her to have a life besides us. Including friends.
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>>2598495
So much to do.
So many things to delegate.
So many mistages to correct.
So many enemies to find and confront

Can we really have this one moment to rest?
Lets figure it out.
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>>2598495
Chill with yo nigga, nigga
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>>2598495
Alroight, we'll stay the night, no hold bars like we mentioned before han
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>>2598528
>>2598495
Oh, by the was...

WE DONT NEED
Ugh
JUNKRATS SOUL Now that we got STs body.

We did took it right?
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>>2598495
Stay with her and cuddle.
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>>2598495
>"Okay. Do you want to help me.set up the greenhouse in my castle? Maybe i can try that building thing...with you"
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>>2598549
>when we wake up i mean
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>>2598549
>>2598495

Oh I like this.

Wait does Jackie even like plants? We know Luna does so they can bond over that if she does right?
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>>2598561
Wait.

Is there school tomorrow?
What day of the week is it.


...what month is it again?
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>>2598566
It's april and I'm fairly sure it's a school day tomorrow.
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>>2598495
>>2598549
oh shit, this
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>>2598566
... it's times like this I wish we had a secretary like Sabrina...
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>>2598589
>Sabrina
She has a million other problems an us putting more baggage aint helping.

If were really friends with hervwe should ask her what baggage we can actually take off her back.
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>>2598551
Also adding that in the morning we talk with Jackie about Sabrina. How she is psionic and that we are getting red flags and we feel the need to help. Get her opnion and ask her to help.
>>
Did we>>2598589
THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS
>Did we... uh.... Do something to sabrina?
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>>2598598
This too. GOOD IDEAS. SO MANY.
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>>2598495
>>2598598
Adding support, but in turn. Should offer Jackie the chance to interject her thoughts first before passing over another of ours.
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>>2598599
Okay so quick recap from the pastebin and recent occurances, Sabrina is having a crisis. She has no agency in her life. She lives at home in the same room as her senile grandma, at school she has a chantelle who is basically a molesting friend and britt who treats her like an accessory and rules her life, even forcing her to date someone she doesnt like. She also had anon force her to use her psionic gift and broke down crying. Shes in a bad way and qe arent helping and we need to do something with Jackie to help.
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Now is not the time for Sabrina. Now is the time for cuddling Jackie.
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>>2598615
Yes, but in the morning we should do some of our open quests WITH jackie.
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>>2598613
Ya we need to help her. Jesus.
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https://youtu.be/IUbKuEiENvA

>You don't deserve this
>You really don't

A: "I-...I shouldn't."
>Jackie can sense your hesitation
>She's not angry tho
>You were about to tell -her- no
>Were you?
>You weren't even moving from your spot underneath her soft hands that push down on your shoulders
>She's not angry
>She's amused
J: "You do things you shouldn't all the time, McMoot."
A: "I know. Ech!"
>You hack a little
>Some of her hair must in your mouth
>You drag it out and flick it
A: "I still shouldn't..."
>Jackie just raises an eyebrow
A: "...but I'm gonna."
>Jackie's grin is impish and inviting
>You lurch up from your spot
>Muscles can hold you both up so easily
>You kiss
>The light out side shifts ever so slightly as the wind blows in the treetops and speckles the moon beams on your faces

>SLAP!
>Muscles just grabbed Jackie's ass
J: "..."
A: "...I'm sleeping alone, Aren't I?"
J: "Maybe."
A: "At least LOOK at my dick and laugh at it a little."
J: "What?"
A: "What?"

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>>2598631
Also shes Psionic and we just lost Janna so getting together a team of friends to watch out for each other and to protect themsleves when the baddies come knocking.
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>>2598646
>>2598646

>The night chills
>Your heartbeat slows
>You keep choking on Jackie's hair that sneaks into the back of your throat
>She has to pull some of yours out from her shirt at one point because you won't stop nuzzling her chest
>Even if it's late
>Even if it's the wrong time and place

A: "How are you ok with this? With me?"
J: "I don't think you get how liking somebody works."
A: "Uh-"
>Uh-uh-uh understatement
J: "Most of your actions have context to me that others don't."
A: "Huh."
J: "I don't need things or obedience or whatever."
>She hugs you
>Lays down into the sea animal pillows and chews your ear
J: "Just you."

>You're frozen
>Completely in alien territory
>You don't deserve this
>You endangered her with your shitty proxy wars
>Muscles' fingers clench with meaty pops
>You don't deserve th-

>A hot breeze is going down your neck
>It's Jackie
>Blowing into the back of your shirt
>Fuckit
>You don't deserve anything
>You're not gonna throw the good things in your life away out of guilt either

A: "Do you like plants?"
J: "I prefer pets to plants."
A: "This explains a lot. You like aquariums?"
J: "Not the ones with whales and junk. Unless they're in rehab."
A: "Are the whales on meth?"
J: "They'd need so much meth to get high, dude."
A: "I could make meth."
>Jackie thumps your chest
A: "What? I'd just give it to whales!"
>She chuckles and slaps your chest again
J: "Stahp."
A: "Maybe if the whales could beat their addiction I wouldn't find it so easy to sling ROCK to them."

>Eventually you sleep
>A deep
>Long sleep
>You wake up a couple of times from the heat
>Or to clear your throat
>Yet still
>It's a stillness you missed


>Morning comes
J: "Hey."
>Your eyes creek open
>To Jackie's smile
>MUNCH!
>She's bitten your whole nose and won't let go
A: "AHSHF BITCH WHAT THE FUCK-"
J: "Comfessh."
A: "WHAT!?"
J: "Comfesh ur shins McMoot."
>Everything you've ever done comes to mind
A: "Ah! AH I guess I FUCK!"
>Oh right
>Sabrina
A: "I made Sabrina into a psionic like me and Janna but her life sucks and I think she needs help with it but I keep forgetting she exists?"
>Jackie releases you
J: "Good boy. Now what are you gonna do about it?"

A: "Well."
>You rub your nose
>SHHRRRRRRIIIP
A: "I sort of -live- at the school."
>A portal to the men's room is there now


J: "So~"
A: "So I'm gonna check on her?"
J: "~And?"
A: "and...make her my secretary."
J: "...I'm gonna go shower."
A: "HEck! Ack!"
>You're still in Jackie's room
>In her Pajamas
>Your stupid throat still hurts

What do?
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>>2598647
WELL GO HOME QUICK AND SHOWER TOO!
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>>2598649
Check phone. Check on Luna. Get dressed.
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>>2598649
Secret MOVING WAY TO FAST route: Take a shower with Jackie.
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>>2598652
But come back and walk to school with Jackie, meet her at thebfront door to avoid the dad
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>>2598649
>Shout "Im also gonna ask a reasonable adult what I should do about it!"
>Check phone. Shower.
>Peace anon. Peace.
>Do walk to school with Jackie actually. Or drive her.
>Or let her drive you.
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>>2598662
>Drive
We go by scissors/walking out of our front door and Jackie goes by skateboard. There's no driving involved.
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>>2598653
This too, also make sure she isnt suppressing their will too much. They deserve to enjoy their afterlife. Cut them some slack. She was too rough last night.
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>>2598649
take a shower
drink some orange juice and text wondervon about the tech
also text sabrina that we'll meet with her today
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>>2598662
By this I mean ask Skullnick.

Shes a teacher and a reasonable adult.
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>>2598654
this
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>>2598676
No we fucking arent.
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>>2598649
Slap muscles for making moves on our girl then get ready for school and sabrina.

Also never fuck Jackie for ultimate power
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>>2598671
also do the shower in your own house please
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>>2598649
Support >>2598662

>>2598654
if we were going to make the move, it was during snuggle time. Don't try to play catch up now...
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>>2598649
Do not hop in to the shower with her.
If she hasn't left for the shower, yet. Hug the girl from behind and kiss the back of her neck.
Head to our home. Shower. Get dressed and then put her Pajamas back in her room. Grab some food. Check phone and check on wondervon. Go to school talk to Sabrina apologize for having her do stuff for us and see if she gotten over her cold.
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>>2598649
>try to be manly and hop in the shower with her
>puss out at the last second
>then go to school and surpress that memory in our ironclad repression bank like a maladjusted youth
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>>2598649
>>2598662
dis
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>You hop into THE HOLE
>Rush along dark passageways

A: "Gotta get home and shower. Quick li-AHECK! ACH!"
>You spit out what must be your fifth hairball
>It was mostly loogie

>You kick in the front door
>There's a note on the floor
>From Susan

Su: "Went out to walk the Dinosaur."

A: "Mom!"
>You zip around
>Looking for Luna
>As you peel out of your clothes your brain eventually finds her
>Right behind you

L: "Yes?"
A: "You get home ok?"
L: "I'm always home, darling."
A: "Are you looking at m-"
>You freeze as you turn
>Luna's eyes are on yours
>No where else
>She's doing that thing she does
>Where she doesn't blink

PSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

>15 on shower safety
>No electrocution this time
>After you get gussied up you rush downstairs and see Wondervon
>Or his feet at least
W: "Fascinatingk."
>He pops his head out the junk pile you've provided him
A: "Well?"
W: "Well what?"
>He asks without looking away from the Macbook he's dissecting
A: "Good shit?"
>He turns to you
>Lifts his goggles up
W: "I could pull zese into pieces and make some marvelous zings."
A: "Good. I'm headed for sch-"
W: "If I had my tools."
>He somehow manages to pry the screen off with his fingers
W: "Zese are complex circuits. I'd need somezthing more delicate to totally repurpose zem."
A: "What can you do now?"
W: "Melt it all down into raw materials."
>You look at the plasma screens
>Imagine them melting
A: "Sick."


>Whatever
>After a breakfast of champions
>Fresh squeezed BLOOD ORANGE
>You sneeze
>OJ goes everywhere
A: "Ah...ahhfucg."
>You wipe up
>Zip out

>When Jackie leaves her door
>There you are

A: "Surpi~se. It's a me. Ya boi."
J: "My man."
>She drops down her skateboard in front of you

J: "Ready to hitch a ride?"
>She has a helmet for you
>It's pink
A: "It's pink."
J: "It used to be Janna's."

What do?

>Ride with her
>Ask to walk
>Come up with something else entirely (You still have magic powers, ya know)
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>>2598742
Let's ride... with her.
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>>2598742
>Ride with her
>rock the pink helmet brah
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>>2598742
>send a quick message to Luna
>"Hey ma, can you please tell wondervon to make a list of what he needs to restart his workshop. Start basic and we will accomodate him. Also stuff he wants for his kid. Tell him we appreicate his cooperation and will continue to reward it."

>With Jackie, cast starwalk on both of your boards and fly skate to school.

We should stay a little grounded in the real but also have some fun.
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>>2598742
Turn some of the skelebois into a board, ride behind her.
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>>2598759
>also Ping Sabrina psionically, ask her if shes doing okay and if we cant talk to her before school.
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>>2598068
>Ride with her
>rock the pink helmet brah
>Aw! It matches my eye.
>Dont leave BJ at home this time.
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>>2598742
>Combust-boosted skateboarding
Hmm, what happens if we combine Starwalk with Combust?
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>>2598753
With the pink helmet obviously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3kmgq54Hyw
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>>2598742
Ask to walk

"Lets just enjoy ourselfs a little. No need to rush it, right?"

>>2598759
He need his tools.
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>>2598759
support
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>>2598766
Call her after we get there. No rush really.
>Enjoy the ride.
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>>2598742
Skull Helmet Summon?

>>2598759
Support
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>>2598775
His tools are the top level upgrade. We can build him up slowly. Start him with a basic tool kit and a workbench. Its what we can afford right now. Then as our empire grows we cna get him better tools. He has to be peagmatic.

Make us some lists wondy and we will get your tools back eventually but for now we have to start with the basics
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>>2598742
Lets take things her way this time.
Since we (literally) have brain damage and we are completely socially retarded we should ask her for advise on what we talked bout yesterday.

Also we might want to check on our phone.
>>
Actually asking her for advice would be a good idea.
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>>2598794
Or, or, how about we just get him his fucking tools from War Planet?
>>
REMINDER
WE NEED TO FIND ANY KINDA LEAD THAT WILL HELP US FIND ALABASTER

Who do we know that knew him?
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>>2598813
The black hole is an alabaster lead.
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>>2598819
That is a massive assumption.
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>>2598798
Because war planet is a huge endeavor. Going to a Radio Shack or ordering some electronics stuff online is barely $4k, which we have, will get wondervon enough to work with earth electronics.

We don't need him building sentient robot armies yet nor do we have the funds to support it. We have to build our empire incrementally.
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>>2598824
With that in mind... it seems that the big target is the tournament/colosseum gladiator fight. Normally that shit is entertainment... any chance that kind of thing is beamed out into the universe and we can pick up a signal to get an idea of what we would be facing? Otherwise, perhaps send a scout to observe the proceedings and report back?
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>>2598824
>>2598798
>>2598794
We can pass a workshop shop and buy him some tools.

We should definetly do some innitial reconnianse and scouting on what awaits os at War Planet of Loozar
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>>2598839
>>2598837
Why don't we just go and look? Like, in the same amount of time it'd take to watch or listen to reports/events we could just go and look. Like we don't even have to do anything, we can literally just look.
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>>2598742

Ride with her

>>2598837

That's...a good idea, we should try to do it sometime
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>>2598841
We could send Susan on a mission? She wanted to get out more? Seems like her kind of place.
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>>2598837
>>2598839
Also Wondie suggested his race was particularily proficient at mining.

We should ask him about that. Do they live on this Loozar as well? Or are they a mewman subspecies?
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https://youtu.be/eYDI8b5Nn5s?list=RDeYDI8b5Nn5s

A: "You remember what happened last time I tried to skate, right?"
J: "I remember you did your best. Beefed it on your face and got right back up."
A: "Well what else was I gonna do?"
J: "Quit. Most people quit."
A: "Pussies."
J: "That's when I started to like you."
>You cough
>A little out of shock this time

>You snap
>A few skeletons pop out of a portal you've made
>You dictate some orders to them psionically and then

https://youtu.be/pkdry54C0oU

>One of them collapses into a skateboard
>You drop it down
>It makes a xylophone noise
>Your eyes snap wide as one of the bone lads inside the portal hands you your backpack
>With your Saxophone inside
>Then an apple
>Then pats you on the head

>You climb on
>Wobble
>WIBBLE
>Jackie grabs your hand
J: "I got you. Wanna kick off?"
A: "Yeah..."
>Jackie and you head out
J: "You're doing good, dude!"
A: "Yeah! Hehe."

>You're entirely cheating by using magic to float three inches above the ground

A: "Sure am."
>You sweat profusely
J: "Anon, did you dry off after your sh-Hey! Haha no fair Mr. Smart guy."
A: "Not trying to be fair."
>You kick off on the ground
>Then try something neato burrito
>You cast Star Walk on your skateborts

J: "whOAahOah!"
>Jackie stays on her board
>Barely
>She falls against your chest
A: "Being uh...romantic?"
>Jackie laughs
>There's a little snort in it
J: "Unexpected is more like it."
>She's wary of how far down the ground is getting
A: "Hey."
>She turns to you
A: "I got ya."

>As you fly you notice some things around town
>The trash is being collected
>The cops are investigating what's left of The Better Store
>Janna's Bus is gone
>The whole bus

A: "Aw fug."

>You land at school
>Send a mental note back to Luna

A: "Hey, Mom. Can we get the Mole to make a list for us?"
L: "I'm certain he could be...pliable. If pressed."
A: "Ask him what he'd need to get started again. In our house. Not just using his old stuff."
L: "Is that all?"
A: "...If he knows where War Planet is. I guess that too."
L: "Of course. I'll apply some...courtesy."
A: "Thanks, ma."

Ju: "Dude!"
>Justin's seen you
A: "Ayyye~"
>You barely talk to this man
>Except on Headbook
>Also when you won a football game with him
>Or when you want to explore your body
>Ok so he's the closest thing you have to a male friend

Ju: "Anon. You taking Jackster to the dance?"
A: "The wha?"
J: "I dunno, Bustin. He hasn't asked me."
>A dance
>There's a dance?
>What's a dance


Ju: "Yeah, dude. We're all going! Me. Moob. Blake. Aaron. Even A-Dawg!"

What do, Anonymous?

>Also
>Roll CON!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>2598865
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2598865
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Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2598865
say no dawg, we got no time for that today

instead try to get a meeting with sabrina and check with her
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2598873
Whoops, wasn't paying attention. Proper roll this time.
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Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2598865
its 12 con right?
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Rolled 2 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2598865
What the fuck, dance? No one ever told me about no dance.
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Rolled 13 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2598865

Will do

>>2598875

Well shit that's a good roll
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2598865
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2598865
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2598865
Ask Jackie if she's even interested in the dance
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2598865
>>
>We roll well for stuff like this
>Start rolling like shit for important battles
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2598865

> "We're thinking about it. Sounds fun. Catch you later J-man!"

> then to Jackie "I would like to take you if thats something you'd like but I'm worried that life will make a mess of things. I would like to though. You're pretty."

*lose spaghetti then find sabrina*
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>>2598865
>I know nothing of this dance.
>Also yes. Unless we get invaded by demons. Again.
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Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2598865
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Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2598865
I think the last true party we went to was Brittney's birthday with the spider-juice punch.
Supporting >>2598891
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>>2598901
>>2598911
Holy shit, stop.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2598917
No.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2598917
No
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Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2598865
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2598865
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>>2598875
>>2598875
The CON Winner.

>You are one tough sonnova nice woman, Anon

L: "Thank you."


>Your throat itches like someone's poured blended up sandpaper into it
>Your eyes water
>You rub your nose
>Then
>Just when it looks like you're about to chuck
>Gulp
>You just swallow
>Something went down to your guts when you did it

Ju: "Hey. You ok? You look almost as bad as Sabrina."
A: "Who?"
>Justin chuckles
Ju: "Yeah, she does kinna blend in doesn't she?"
J: "Anon, you asked me about Sab this morning. You feeling ok? Forreal? You had a big night."
Ju: "Doing what?"

J/A: "Don't ask."
Ju: "Well I-"
>Justin pauses
>Goes wide
Ju: "Whoahhh"
A: "No. No, dude I-"
Ju: "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!"

A: "Jackie!"
J: "Yeah?"
A: "Do you wanna go to the dance?"
J: "Yep."
Y: "Good. So you're going with me, right?"
A: "Do you wanna go to the dance with M-"
>Hey
>What

A: "...Yellow."

https://youtu.be/mizSUxxuCiY

Y: "Hey, blue."
J: "Hay~ what's happenin?"
Y: "We still on for tonight?"
J: "Well, actually I think Anon was about to ask me about it."
Y: "Wha? I texted you first tho."
>She did?
>Yellow eyes you
>The base of your brain lights like a stove
Y: "Oh. Honey. I thought you were like..."
>She looks between you both
Y: "You know."


What do?
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>>2598964
>Well....
>This is fair. We do kind of want to fuck Janna.
>And Marco.
>And Our mom.
>Jeezus we have issues.
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>>2598964
>Give Yellow the stink eye
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>>2598964
OK, let's cut the bullshit. Who the fuck are you Yellow? How do you know Jackie? When did you meet? apparently you two are good friends yet I only found out you existed last week. And yet you two are apparently close enough for one of you to ask the other on a date. What the heck?
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>>2598964
I literally have no idea what she's trying to imply here.
So we should just shrug i guess.
I'm sure someone else will figure out a better response
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>>2598964
WHOMS'T THE FUCK IS THIS THAT SHE CAN OVERRIDE OUR PLACE AT JACKIE'S SIDE AT THE DANCE!?
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>>2598964
> "Wow hey, this is awkward, I don't think we really have been introduced Yellow, Hi, I'm anonymous McMoot, this is my girlfriend Jackie who I love and want to dance with. Sorry, but we have something important to do right now. We can all chill later."

>Psionic beam at her. "Back off"

>Pull Jackie away and find Sabrina.


NO DISTRACTIONS.
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>>2598986
SUPPORT
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>>2598964
>I dont actually think they are dating though. I think they buds.
>"No I actually have no idea whats going on."
>"What kind of dance is this? And where is it?"
>"What did you think we were like?"
>At Least TRY not to come of as massively possessive and jealous when you say this. Just as a statement of fact.
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>>2598964
>Y: "Oh. Honey. I thought you were like..."
>>She looks between you both
>Y: "You know."
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THIS, YELLOW BITCH?
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>>2598964
Support >>2598986 ... but perhaps with a bit of intensifying ゴゴゴ and glaring
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>>2598964
>Just be cool please?
>For once?
>Jackie seems to like her well enough.
>Also, we do not control Jackie. Ever. Chill.
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>>2598990
>>2598999
This, just fucking be chill but also stand firm
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>>2598964

Let Jackie handle it
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>>2599011
Or this.
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>>2598973
And Sabrina.
And Hekapoo.
And, wew., who many else?


>>2598986
>>2598998
>>2598988
We already know Yellow. We don't like her but there's nor reason to play the possessive boyfriend out of nowhere.

Remember those anger and being a dicko issues we talked about with Jackie just yesterday?
Time to try and be more reasonable.


>>2598990
THIS.
Do this.
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>>2599017
>We already know Yellow.
NO WE DON'T! We've met her once and know jack shit about her! Who is she!?
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>>2598964
>>2598998
Fine, swapping vote to >>2598999
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>>2599023
Well, why don't we go and politely ask her and Jackie?

No reason to react like a rabid dog.
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>>2598964
Supporting:
>>2598999
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>>2598964
>>2599011
Fine, this but demand to see Yellow's Manager.

This is to say, question her.
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>>2599011
Supporting
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CHANGING AGAIN

>Play it cool but maybe gently scan her mind with luna's help. We are psionic.Jackie said don't kill her, but she didn't say not poke.

WE ALSO HAVE NOT SEEN TOM
THIS YELLOW
SHE IS A SUCCUBUS

CONFIRM THEN REMOVE THOT.....after dealing with Sabrina.

Sabrina comes first, she is critical
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>>2598964
>>2598975
>>2599011
>Also read Yellow's mind while at it; dafuq's her deal?
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>>2598964
Well, sorry, but it is kinda of our first dance together you know? As... lover? You can come with us tought.
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>>2598964
>>2599011
>>2599038
WE MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>2599011
>>2598999
>>2598986

Anon wants...to be cool?

>Alright, cool guy.

Roll Charisma.

https://youtu.be/S6VYxL8nF5o

A: "Yellow."
Y: "That's what they call me. If they're cool."
>She laughs
Y: "Who said you could call me that, again?"

ROLL
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>>2599042

Do not invite a THOT to anything boyo
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2599056
. . .
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2599056
DONT FUCK UP
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Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2599056
BOI! You haven't told us any other name! Because you haven't even told us who the fuck you are!
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2599056

>" Jackie asked me to be nice, but if you're gonna act a thot, then BEGONE THOT. Also...how much is Tom paying you, succubutt?"
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2599056
Nice
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2599056
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2599056
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2599056

AGGRESSIVELY CALM
CHANNEL THE SPIRIT OF LUNA TO BE CALM AS FUCK
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2599056
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2599056
ME
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Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2599056
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2599056
LETS GO
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2599056
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Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2599056
Things do not appear to be going well...
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2599056
I wouldn't even be mad on that nat 1. Bitch deserves it
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>>2599085

No shit
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>>2599056
Your parents when they give you such a crappy name.
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Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2599107
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>>2599056
If we fail the check, we could always call Yellow TDFN
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>>2599111
Supporting
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>>2599111
>If we fail the check, we could always call Yellow TDFN
Of course, why didn't Ithink of it before?
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>>2599111
TDFN?
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>>2599124
THE Dumb Fucking Nigger.
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>>2599125
nononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
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>>2599125
Nope.
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>>2599111

Despire your dubs and trips, I'm going to say no you dumbass
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>>2599056
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>>2599125
>>2599124
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>>2599135
that's pretty gay my dude
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>>2599139

For you
>>
Alright Quest's gotta stop, breaking news and Quest has to do a live broadcast
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>>2599197

Correction, it's a delay not a stop
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2599056
Rollin for a 20
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2599056
Ok
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Yellow is apparently connected to the voices, so there's some fuel for the idea that we should definitely be wary about her meta-wise
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>>2599074
>>2599074

The winner.

>12 total

>>2599063
-2

>>2599069
+2

>12 total

A: "I dunno if you've heard but I'm Jackie's boyfriend."
Y: "I mean yeah, I hear it. I don't see it since nobody ever sees you."
A: "I've never seen -you- before either."

>You grind in the back of your skull
>Your human fist is clenched so tight your knuckles are white

A: "So that means you're either not real."
>Yellow raises a brow at you
>As her full, bright lavender painted lips form into an
Y: "oof. Jackjack. Your mans is-"
A: "Or a demon."
Y: "Oh my livin' word. Honey I think you -need- me to take you out. This-"
>She eyes you again
>With a lip raised
Y: "This isn't healthy."

A: "I'M GONNA RIP THAT WIG OF A RUG OFF OF YOUR SKULL AND USE THE BLOOD TO FUCK YOUR EARS, PORCH MONKEY."

>You think to your self
>Yellow's expression never changes

Y: "Nobody can hear you, little boy."

...
>However
>She just thought back

cont
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>>2599293
Oh, I need to be in the discord to play?

No thank you. Have fun.
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>>2599295
*smacks lips*
Yep. That's a Massacre Wave-in'.
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>>2599304
BAN SHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FL_eXQb4C0
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>>2599295
>Jackie get ready, she's psionic. Something isn't right. No meme.
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>>2599295
>>2599295

A: "OH FUCK THIS!"
>You snatch Jackie's hand
A: "Mine."
J: "Hwoah."
A: "Do you understand?"
Y: "..."
>She looks at you
>Very intently
>Your eyebrows feel like they're being pressed in ice

A: "Who are you?"

Y: "..."
>She leaves
>Just goes
>You're shaking
>Yet
>That could have gone worse

J: "Anon."
>You snap to Jackie
>She does not look happy
J: "Yellow's coming to the dance with us."
A: "Whatdya but F- But she-"
J: "Major Dick."
A: "...I did my best."
J: "You did."
>She smooches your cheek
J: "Try better."
A: "She was taking you on a date! Does she even KNOW about me!?"
>Jackie's back on her board
J: "She's rude but she means well, Anon. Like somebody else I know?"
A: "What was up with the date?"
J: "You've never heard of going to dances as friends?"
A: "..."
J: "I'll see her there. As friends. You're gonna be friendly too."
A: "I might just kill her."
J: "Not if you want to show me your dick you won't."
A: "I am going to dress well. I will be on time. I will-"

>Jackie rolls her eyes at you
>With a grin
>Then kicks off down the hallway
>She passes Star
>Who's in a fez
J: "Hey, Stee-bee. Nice hat."
>Marco pops out beside Star
M: "Uah HeyJackie!"
>Face ass

cont
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>>2599303

>Abandoning a quest because "lol Discord is shit"

Whatever fag
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>>2599311
>>2599311

>You're alone with Justin
Ju: "So, dude..."
A: "Yeah?"
>He awkwardly prongs his fingers toward one another
Ju: "If you scored with Jackie like...how did she not see your dick?"
A: "Oh, Justin."
>You pat him on the back
>His huge
>Muscular back
>Mmf

A: "I've got so much fucking porn to show you."
>Justin laughs
Ju: "You're kinna scary, bro."
>Sabrina comes up besides you
Sa: "Anonh..."
>Her eyes are bloodshot
>Her skin
>Pale
>Her mind
>Is barely even visible

S: "Heyh..."
>SNIFFFFFFFFFFF
S: "I goh-"
>She coughs
>Collapses
S: "I got that stuff you wahnted."


SESSION E-

A: "What stuff?"
>Sabrina hacks
A: "Who're you?"


END!

https://youtu.be/h9COHyaFMU8

NEXT SESSION!

Wednesday...
7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

There's no way he can possibly handle this.

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See ya later, Space cowboy

>>2599303
Don't let an assumption or my cryptic answers discourage you, stranger. I hope to see you again sometime.
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>>2599316
>my cryptic answers
That was supposed to be non-bamboozling, Quest. Did you lie to us?
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>>2599316
Dont be a dick to sabrina.

Also jesus she needs to lie down.
>>
Yellow has to go.
Goddam succubus with psionic powers.
Get out REEEEEEE
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>>2599339
We don't know if she's an actual succubus. Stop assuming.
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>>2599339
She could just be a magical negro.
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>>2599303
?? It's an additional feature. It's not necessary to join and you can enjoy it just by reading the prompts here. But when you see crazy ass ideas pop up out of nowhere, it's probably discords fault.

>>2599316
>SESSION E-
NOOOOOO~~~
Oh fuck no, fucking mind scream ASAP. I knew something was up when the 'cursed' word popped up and we started getting weird shit in our throat.
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>>2599316
>>A: "What stuff?"
>>Sabrina hacks
>A: "Who're you?"
Explain
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>>2599391
The Discord probably had a "Who's she?" meme going on.
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>>2599351
We should vomit up that skull
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>>2599404
Not the case
>>
OK, alright. Now we know Yellow's a psionic... this changes some things. Namely her connection to that one canvas speech. I think Yellow's been reading our mind this entire season and we only started unknowingly reading her mind as well. Or at least hearing her commentary on certain actions of ours. Cuz like,

>You think to your self

>However
>She just thought back

Yellow was directly reading our mind. Also

>Yellow raises a brow at you
>As her full, bright lavender painted lips form into an
>Y: "oof. Jackjack. Your mans is-"
>A: "Or a demon."
>Y: "Oh my livin' word. Honey I think you -need- me to take you out. This-"
>She eyes you again
>With a lip raised
>Y: "This isn't healthy."

She's currently the only character I can think of who actively badmouths our relationship with Jackie. The only other person I can think of who even WOULD do this is Marco, but I don't think he's psionic. Who else badmouths our relationship with Jackie?

>What are you doing to this poor girl?

A: "Jackie, I'm sorry."

>Yes, you are.

>A: "All I wanted was to make tonight perfect I-..."

>You can't help it. You draw destruction. Attract madness and death.

A: "You..."

>You.


>A: "You deserve better than this."
>She deserves better than you.

That fucking voice that's been shittalking us this entire season. So in short, Yellow's currently the most likely candidate for the thing that's been badmouthing us in our mind this entire time in my eyes. And we should be very concerned.
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>>2599910
We could ask Luna for advice, and maybe tell Jackie that she is a psyonic as well.
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>>2599910
Here's an idea, see if we can't match her shit talking. Only reason she's such a bitch is cause she's so confident she's the only one that can pull psionic shit. She thinks we're insecure about being alone now that we've tasted love, thinks we're vulnerable... nah, fuck that bitch, she don't know us. Mind Scream that hoe down, drill into her mind and show her the crazy shit we've done and seen. Throwing Miley Cirus into the Sun, literally going to hell, Nightmare...

But then immediately want to compromise cause Jackie is holding us back and we don't wanna hurt her feelings. Yellow can join in on the threesome later. Something also occurs to me, either she has great range is actually powerful or she's just been following us since Season 2 started.
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>>2599316
Oh god damnit, either we have someone (Yellow) blacking out parts of our memory which we'll need Mom to look at, or we suffered to much brain damage.
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>>2600722
Pretty sure the only brain damage related problem we SHOULD have is not being able to whistle on command.
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>>2599910
She may have been shown where one of our stolen spells our, she knows we are missing some big shit, she also may be a minion of Toffee trying to mind fuck us. Or she is just some trashy monkey that got a crush on Jackie and started following us around like a underwhelming disappointed stalker..
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>>2600730
.......I cant tell if you are making a joke, or if we actually cant do that any more.
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>>2600738
No really, that's actually canon what happened. When reviving Susan into a real goil we lost our black tooth and the ability to whistle on command.

>>2600733
Considering the only thing she's shown to be able to do is use mental powers, which aren't magic, I'm willing to bet this isn't related to our missing spells.

Personally, if you'll allow me to put a tinfoil hat on for a minute, I think she's some girl none of us knew, but is using her psionic powers to insert new memories and stuff into Jackie to pose as her best friend. But I will admit I have no solid evidence to back this up besides it explaining why she just showed up next to Jackie yet acts like they're life long friends.
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>>2600757
It would explain how the hell we forgot Sabrina, and I doubt Marco knows her, as he wouldn't be a target or threat to her chances of getting Jackie. So he would still have clear memories, we just have to think of a way to block her out of our head and ask him.....we need to use our anti everything shield for a few minuets.
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>>2600783
A thought occurred to me that Yellow might be reading our mind right now, and by extension know whatever we have planned against her from reading our posts. So I think our first priority is to secure our mind. Maybe talk to Luna about that. And until then, put off all plans against Yellow. Don't even talk about them so we won't be all like "Let's go talk to Blake about if Yellow's real" only to have her be one step ahead of us and go give him new memories before we even get to him.
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>>2600801
Hmmm, good point. Should we talk about all the nice, chilly, dead, planets we will take her corpse meat tobogganing?
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Or! Or. Maybe we take Jackie’s advice and leave this brewing fight with Yellow be? Try and trust that Jackie has a sick sense of who to be friends with? Maybe just say, “Hey GF, I think Yellow might be Psionic too. Just a heads up.” And leave it at that?
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Y'all are paranoid as hell. She could just be a normal person who also happens to be psionic? I mean, she could also be some variety of government plant or demon or minion of Toffee or evil mind parasite or whatever, but I don't think we should go crazy coming up with ways to deal with her when we have literally no evidence outside of "She's psychic." That could just be a thing that some people are. And it's not like we're around Jackie 24/7. She has people she hangs out with besides us and Janna. I'd be more concerned if she DIDN'T have people she hung out with outside of us and Janna.
>>2600722
Or it's something to do with how Sabrina's psionic powers are developing. Or something to do with the fact that we ate a vaguely demonic, cursed, ever aflame clown head. Or anon's just a moron. Also we identified her as Sabrina in
>Sabrina comes up besides you
So we might just be kidding.
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>>2601973
I wouldn't be so paranoid if she didn't literally start being a thing ONLY in season 2, and actually has said she wants to see us choke. Like, if there was a single lick of her in Season 1, a small hint I'd chill. But she's some completely new girl who's not been in the show or Quest until now, hates us for reasons unknown to the point where she wants to see us choke.


>Oh the fun.
>That is to come.
>I'll see you quit.
>Before I'm done.
>You paint too much.
>You overstroke.
>You lack the nerve.
>I'll watch you choke.


This IS Yellow, she's been shit talking us in our mind this entire Season. And she's constantly attacking us and our relationship with Jackie. This goes beyond just her insulting is, she actively hates our relationship with Jackie. Literally in her first appearance she's insulted our relationship and now she's openly flirting with Jackie.

Like, we didn't freak when Hope became a thing. Hope showed up, she didn't invade our mind, insult us, shit talk our relationship, and she didn't say she wanted to see us choke. Hope was just some new girl who Jackie also hung out with. Not this potential threat who COULD be messing with everyones minds. I'm not saying she IS, but there's a chance and we shouldn't just brush it off going "oh it's fine, Jackie says it's fine so we shouldn't worry about it." I don't wanna go off and go kill her now, but I'd like to at least look into her a bit more than not at all. Also keep her from getting into our mind again.

Also, I doubt after all the shit fits being had over Sabrina's well being, while also forgetting her earlier in the session

>Ju: "Hey. You ok? You look almost as bad as Sabrina."
>A: "Who?"
>Justin chuckles
>Ju: "Yeah, she does kinna blend in doesn't she?"
>J: "Anon, you asked me about Sab this morning. You feeling ok? Forreal? You had a big night."
>Ju: "Doing what?"

While also never addressing it again makes me think Anon is dead serious.
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>>2602058
i vote preemptively kill the demon bitch, demons be bad mojo yo.
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>>2602219
Oh god damnit, can we wait, FOR ONE FUCKING DAY, before sticking our dick into something that will most likely try to kill us?
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Friends. With a BONUS DEAL of a Session coming tomorrow.

Here is a fun question I would like posed to the thread-riders.

If Anonymous were a character in a story. What would you -like- to see him developed with?

His own mistakes?
Other's opinions?
Pain?

You certainly seem to like pain.

If you were the one holding the pen, what would he develop toward?


What do you think is the most likely thing to get his attention. Or all of yours?

I hope this flexes your brain's abs well.

Stay blessed. See you all tomorrow.
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>>2604235
>If you were the one holding the pen, what would he develop toward?

It's the answer obvious?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s21iRlT-uxA
All of the above. Anon isn't one to take one route and stick with it, he takes everything at once like a complete story slut. He didn't take one specific colored ending, he took the prismatic ending. He didn't choose to just be king, or a savior, or a regular person, he choose it all. And just as he won't develop solely from one source, he'll develop from them all. And that's how I'd write it. Anything less and it wouldn't be Anonymous.
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>>2604235
Supporting >>2604270 , but for a different reason. Each of these development stimuli don't work in and of themselves. His mistakes are brushed over or outright ignored, until he's most often confronted with other's opinions of him, namely those who have already grown accustomed to the front he puts up. Pain in and of itself doesn't seem to drive him anymore, and is actively worked to avoid via his internal thoughts towards his past mistakes ("remember event X? Remember how well that worked for us?! Let's try it a little different this time around...). And others opinions are largely discarded or ignored, unless the party in question is close enough and important enough to us to cause pain, most likely psychologically or emotionally rather than physically.
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>>2604235
I want to see anon master himself. He needs to grow beyond raging in the moment, learn to recognize his triggers and faults and eventually not just get in front of them but master them. He needs Jackie's love to smooth his edges and refine his brain out of being a reactionary autist. He also needs to learn how to play the game. He is going to be king, he needs to learn to act like one. Learn to lead, learn to rule, be proactive and cover bases. We can have it all but we can't have it all right now with the way we are. We are 15 years behind in a game with players hat have been going for centuries.


Anon needs to stop being a bitch and become a real G and start playing smart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw
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SESSION START!

>Are you still Anon?
A: "That fucking bitch is gonna pay for meddling in my shit."
>Oh yeah
>You're Anon alright
>The kid with mounds of magical might
>A touch of the ol' PTSD
>A~nd a meager scrap of social grace
>You've just made yourself out to be a bit of a paranoid dick to your grillfriend
>Jackie
>Who has now insisted that the strange girl you've just now come to know as Yellow
>Is going to accompany the two of you to the Dance
>Which is happening tonight
>Jackie asked you to dress nice

A: "Hech! Ugh..."
>Your guts feel like balloons full of spaghetti
Ju: "You could'a handled that a little better, man. I gotta be real wichu."
A: "You could handle this dick better."
Ju: "Oh, hey. Could you and Muscles come with me to the gym later? You could use the workout and I need a spot. The swim team guys aren't all in so the roster is lookin' lean for the iron tribe."
>Justin's a good guy
>Man
>He don't know shit about dick when it comes to your business

S: "Anon...hey."
>Your pants leg it being tugged from the cement at your feet
S: "Do you have any asprin?"
>Sabrina
>Right
>Right
>The extremely quiet girl you asked to psychically gather information for you
>She's returned
>She also looks like total dogshit
>Pale skin
>A couple of blue-ish veins
>Sweat
>Her little cheerleader skirt is stuck to her legs from perspiration


>You are at school
>Jackie has headed off for class
>After you called her out, Yellow seemed to not want anything to do with you
>You also have a sneaking suspicion that when you suppressed a racially fueled outburst by thinking it
>She may have overhead

S: "A glass of water...maybe...HACHK!"
Ju: "Sab?"
S: "Maybe some chewing gum..."

The sheets
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit

Let's rock
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>>2606337
Try Blood for Blood in Sabrina. Maybe it helps?
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>>2606337
"Yeah, sure thing strange girl." Let's use our years of experience to help Sab out.

Also, mom, hey. Got any advice for keeping niggers-I mean people from reading your mind?
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>>2606337
Take Sabrina on as our apprentice, turn her onto the world of magically fucking up shit and taking names.
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>>2606337
Give sabrina some funyuns
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>>2606337

Blood for blood...maybe? Fuck it sure
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>>2606352
support
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>>2606337
Lets get her that glass and take her to the infirmary.
If she doesnt feel beter we can BFB her.

ALSO. Be sure to thank Sabrina and to apologize to put so much stress on her. We shouldnt have done that.
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>>2606352

I can support this, she'll be our greatest weapon against all pniggers

>>2606354

Wait do we have any on us?
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>>2606337
Heal up nice Sab and take her with us to talk to mom. She would be in no position for Yellow mindfucking her and we need someone to counter point our ideas off of.
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>>2606337
>Blood for blood now and get sabrina and jackie back to our castle.

>ping luna and ask if she has a spell to cleanse minds of influence or to ward the mind. We ran into a hostile psionic with strange powers

>Tell jackie that there is something strange going on involving psionic power and we have to be sure about some strange things, no jealousy or memeing. Its like a bad horror movie where only one person is unaffected by the thing fiddling with minds.
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>Undead bound to the caster’s will are considered always willing.
>Caster can transfer his own health to others, even if they remain unwilling
>Blood for Blood can be used as an offensive spell against unwilling partners.
>The caster is healed for 1/4th of all Damage dealt by Blood for Blood

Someone wanna tell me where in our sheet it says that BFB freaking heals sick people and not just straight HP?
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>>2606337
>Mind Scream
Clear our head, get game face on after that horrid experience with Yellow. Also (hopefully) remove any lingering effects.

>Help Sab.
Us portaling is "normal", right? No less normal than having muscles around. Maybe portal into the nurses office for the meds and water. They're meant to be used on the student anyways, right?
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>>2606384
HP is a measure of vitality, life energy. Her mind is nearly gone, shes weak and fading. We need to give her a transfusion of that good good and then get her to Luna to undo any tampering on us, Jackie and Sabrina. Also to talk about the culprit, Yellow and learn some spells to protect our brain meats.
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>>2606406
It's not a measure of exhaustion, which Sabrina clearly is. What she needs is to sit down, have a sandwich, and a glass of water. Not us shoving our blood into her when she's at full HP already.
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>>2606337
>Behold the spear of little dragon!
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>>2606337
Heal her, and take her somewhere to talk about how she doing and the info she got.
A meadow or something
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>>2606433
Take her to a relaxing dimension
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> ¿Mamá puede OWN romper maldiciones sobre otras personas? Si es así hazlo.
>Tell her to sit down. Give her some water.
>Give her some funions.
>How you doing Sabrina?
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>>2606446
Take her to The Hole, its quiet there. Only three living minds?
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>>2606337
>BfB to Sab, heal her
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>>2606337
Were in the middle of school.

If youre gonna take her somewhere take her to the INFIRMARY

We can ggive her some water and if they are selling some some Funyons at Questbuy

If not BFB
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>>2606337
>Justin
I don't believe we have any immediate other plans... outside of our normal hectic actions we always take. Agree to hanging with him. Get a time.
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A: "Sabrina, you interested in a job?"
S: "You-...huh...you already gave me a job."
A: "How about the Nurse's office?"
S: "She banned me after-..."
>She swallows
S: "After I kept going to see her about my headaches."
A: "That's...really stupid."
S: "She said I was sneakingInbutIWASN'Tsneaking I even said Hitoher-"
>She narrows her eyes up at you
>Smiles weakly
S: "Oh hi, Justin."
A: "I'm gonna bleed."
Ju: "Wha?"
A: "I'm gonna bleed -in- you."
S: "I'm pretty shure that's unsanitary. HaveyoubeentestedforAidsnHIV?"
A: "I will never. Ever get tested for those."
Ju: "Then maybe you shouldn't just put your blood in people, dude."
A: "Why not?"

CRUNCH!
A: "Mine's better than theirs anyway."
https://youtu.be/FcEizDACxNk?list=PLBHF-eLigpZVnGbSHF1GgYWpn-J_XM1Bc

>Muscles has punctured his own palm with the broken, razor sharp nails he sports

>Your eyes go white and flash pink as power flows through you
>Sab's a tough girl
>Still, she's only human


HOW MUCH HEALTH DO YOU GIVE SABRINA!?
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>>2606466
10 health
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>>2606466
Give her all of our HP except for one point and then regain the rest from birds and other nearby wildlife.
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Can we give her too much health?
Just fill her up until she's 100% or we are at 50% of our current.
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>>2606466
As much as she needs.

U gotta take care of our friends, McMoot.
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>>2606466
Supporting >>2606472 . For context... Alphonso, who is also an earth school friend/ally and we haven't really brought into combat with is sitting at roughly 20 Max HP. 10 seems like a good way to gauge whether or not the spell is having any effect.
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>>2606466
>Give her a 20, if she looks like she needs more giver her 30 more.
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>>2606466
20
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>>2606337
HELP THE SAB!!!
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>>2606466
20 health, maybe more
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>>2606466
Half of what we got or 10 HP whichever is lower. We just need her on her feet and to make it to the castle
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>>2606466
ALSO HOLY FUCK TELL HER ITS HEALING MAGIC AND IS PERFECTLY SAFE.

Remember she is fearing loss of control, tell her it will help and she looks like death.
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>>2606565
Do tell its safe actually.
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>>2606466
>>2606565
Seconding as well. Give her some reassurances that we're trying to help her and she looks like she's in terrible shape (not that we're one to talk)
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>WHUCRAK!
>Go the whips of blood coiling out of your sliced palm
>The sky is darkening above you
>A nearby bird who was busy staring slaps right into a tree
>Some other kids stop to look as well
???: "Anon's doing that freaky magic shit again..."
???: "Shouldn't somebody stop him?"
???: "I wonder if he's gonna blow up the school."
???:"Or make another kegger."

A: "Insects."
>Your power swells in your chest
>Shudders your legs
>Doing this on the fly is so easy
>Right now feels measured
>Dramatic

Everything's better when you savor it, I suppose. Even mistakes.

>You consider how much health to donate
>10?
>Roughly half what the usual human has
>20?
>It could help guarantee she'll be up and running
>You put this girl through a great deal
>She at least deserves to get it all put inside her doesn't she?
>You consider for a moment if you might die if you give her all of your HP
A: "I'll feel it out."
>With your path resolved you lash down the living streams of blood

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 1 DAMAGE
S: "AH! Anon!?"
A: "Don't fight it."

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 2 DAMAGE
A: "I got ya."
S: "Thi-sh Haaha! AA!"
>She squirms
>As her veins leave behind their blue-ish tint
>She looks more filled out
>Her cheeks less pallid

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 3 DAMAGE
S: "This feels...."
???: "Oh my god what's he doing to Sabrina?"
???: "Who?"
???: "Somebody get the nurse!"
???: "Or Brittney."
???: "You mean Chantelle?"
???: "Who is she again?"

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 4 DAMAGE
S: "Anonymous."
>She grabs your ankle
>Looks up at you as her eyes swell with new blood
S: "This feels wrong."

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 5 DAMAGE

Sabrina makes a CON roll.

>16 total

https://youtu.be/0Jbx_hz20xI

S: "HUAAAAAAHHHHhhh"

cont
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>>2606565
Fourthing

Also give her as much as she needs.
Her max HP coant be higher than 40
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>>2606594
>>2606594

>The crowd retches
>Sabrina has-
S: "I frowed up..."
>Blood
>Sabrina has vomited purple blood all over the concrete
>Including your shoes
>She rolls over

Ju: "Uh...Sab? I think you need to go to a hospital."
A: "I recognize a bulge."
Ju: "What?"
A: "There's a lump in your skirt."
S: "What?"
A: "Right there."
>You point
>Sabrina looks down
>Pulls up her pleats
>Just above the end of her knee-high socks
>Is a baseball sized tumor that twitches in rythmn with Sabrina's breathing

S: "I-"
A: "Shit."
S: "Ieyee...."
A: "FUCK."
S: "I WANNA GO HOHHHHohohomme!"


Su: "Hewwo!"
A: "HYEJESUS!"
>You're so startled
>You jump
>Turn
>Susan

Su: "Hey, Anown whastsh up?"
>You're literally giving people cancer is what's up
A: "Nothin'. Nothin' Susan what the FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"

>Susan raises up her left arm
>She has a leash in it made out of Tow-Chains
Su: "Walking Bow."
>Oh
>Right
B: "BARK!"

>The scene is already sort of hectic
Ju: "Sab. I'm taking you to the nurse."
S: "Don't touch me. Don't- Just don't."
Ju: "You can't walk with that thing on your leg!"
S: "Y-...yes. Yes I can."
>Sab tries to get up
>Wobbles
>She manages

S: "Anon I got the info. I think I know who's writing those weird stories."

What do?
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>>2606601
>>2606601

CLARIFICATION POST

>It would seem Sabrina's HP was full despite her weakened condition

>You voted to FEEL OUT how much to give her
>So you stopped at 5hp

>Now she has a tumor
>That tumor contains your 5 hp
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>>2606601
Let's just stop, for once in our life stop and let Sabrina tell us what she has?
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>>2606601
>"Sabs, that is literally the last thing I'm worried about right now, I think I just gave you magic blood cancer or some shit what the FUCK."
>"But uh, it might help explain all this shit. Maybe you got it from whoever was writing it? Some kinda curse?"
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>>2606601
"All right lets talk about that later cause right now you have a FUCKING TUMOR"
get her to a hospital/nurse
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>>2606607
>The tumor contains our 5HP
Then let's drain that tumor dry.
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>>2606601
SABRINA

IT DOEANT MATTER RIGHT NOW

WHAT MATTERS IS WE GOTTA FUCKING FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT THING IS

IS IT MEDICAL? MAGICAL?

LUNA MIGHT KNOW.
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>>2606607
>Remove tumor
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>>2606601
>TAKE HER TO LUNA
>MOM I FUCKED UP
>"Sabrina, I know a really good doctor that can help with that and with your *power* please can I take you to my castle. Its safe.
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So, extra clarification for everyone, BFB does nothing but HEAL people. It restores HP. It does not cure any curse, sickness, ailment, or status effect that wouldn't already be solved by healing them.
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>>2606601
Welp we are gonna have to get ride of than cancer, and we aren't getting anywhere with human nurses.
We also need that info, SOOOOOO.
>Calm her down, convince her to let us sit her for a chat and info dump. Maybe some surgery later.
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>>2606630
Yeah, sure, I'll support taking her to Luna. Take her to someone who knows what she's doing.
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>>2606601
>Drain Tumor... transfer to Susan or Bow?
Good to know, but Sabrina really shouldn't become a walking experiment for us. Poor girl seems to be going through enough.
>Mind scream
Cancel Magical Effects... after our self-inflicted effect on her is removed.
>Calm Sabrina and escort her to the Nurses office for at least the headache medicine. Can chat there, without the peanut gallery.
>Tell Justin will catch up later, urgent business now
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>>2606601
>Sabrina. You have a LITERAL MAGIC TUMOR.
>You need to go to a magical doctor. Or a hospital.
>Ideally both.

Dont just take her to Luna! Giver her the options.
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>>2606601
>>2606607
Vote to consult Luna.

However. I think we know how to help her.

Just BFB the HP away from her with a controlled cut.

HOWEVER.
We need to see if Luna has some sort of pain-nullifying spell? Or something to put her in a sleep that doesnt lwt her feel pain.

EITHER WAY.
WERE GONNA HAVE TO DOUBLE
NO
TRIPLE APOLOGIZE TO SABRINA
I DONT CARE SHE MIGHT NOT THINK AHE DESEVES IT
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Whatever we do GET SABRINA AWAY FROM THE CROWD. GO SOMEWHERE QUIET WHERE PEOPLE WONT STARE AND SAB CAN TAKE A BREATH
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>Also yes apologize to luna you shit.
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>>2606697
>I mean Sabrina.
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>>2606697
>Apologize to Luna
EH
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>>2606687
you're gonna tell the girl she has magic cancer?! gonna give her a heart attack on top of it all.

If anything, Quest has informed us that the tumor has 5HP... which means it should be something Anon himself knows. Give her a quick explanation/diagnosis once the we're at someplace quieter that her afflictions are not physical in nature, since the purple bump wouldn't have shown up if that's the case. Totally in control, give her some level of assurance.
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>>2606630
supporting
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

https://youtu.be/FxSDo4765yM?t=3


A: "I hate this."
>You grab Sab
Ju: "Dude! She said not to touch her."
A: "Oh...right."
>You slowly lower her back to the ground
>She's curled up into a hamster ball in Muscles' palm until her feet kiss terra firma
A: "Sabrina?"
S: "Yes?"
A: "I...am working on sensitivity."
S: "It shows."
>Her face is flat when she says this
Su: "ooo Da Sassh!"
>A drop of rain lands next to Susan's foot
B: "Browr?"
>Bow looks up at the sky
>Lights up like a christmas tree
>Hill
>Ball
>Lizard?
>All of that
B: "BARKBARK BORK!"
>His tail swings
>His mouth opens up wide and his tongue hands out as he cranes his neck at the sky

A: "So. Sab. I think you might be a little messed up."
Ju: "So we should call her mom, right?"
S: "Please don't."
A: "So I want to take you to -my- mom."
S: "..."
A: "She's magic. Super magic and good at it."

>As you explain yourself Marco and Star watch from nearby
M: "Hey. Is that Sabrina?"
S: "Marco, let's just go."
M: "Star, no. That's Anon over there. She might get hurt!"
S: "Anybody around that guy could get hurt. We need to go to class before somebody gets even more messed up than they already are."
>Star grabs Marco by his stupid blue scarf
>Stupid Marco and his stupid blue sc-
>Wait
A: "That's unusual."
S: "Anon?"
A: "Who? OH! Yeah. Yeah, Look I want you to come to my castle. You can tell me all about what you found."

>SHHHHHRRRRRRRRIIIIIIP

A: "My mom can help you feel better. I can fix your leg."
S: "...You're taking me on an adventure?"
A: "YYyYyYYyeeesssss?"
S: "I'm ready."
>She jumps back into Muscles hand
S: "Take me away!"
>Then she throws up again
>Off into the grass
>Like a cherub fountain

A: "Hehe. Alright."
>You turn to go into the portal you've open to THE HOLE'S entrance
>Look at you
>Doing nice things
>Admitting mistakes
A: "Yeah. Fuck anybody who says I ain't a great dude."

Su: "Anonymoush."
>You pause
>Look back to Susan
Su: "What about school?"

>Fuck
>What ABOUT School!?

-You have homework
-Yellow's still around and has gym with Jackie
-Marco's neck is covered in a cashmere mistake

What about school?}

>Some more rain drops hit the ground as you consider it


Also, ROLL CON!
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2606760
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2606760
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>>2606760
Take sab on an adventure. School can wait.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2606760
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2606760
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Rolled 13 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2606774
Oh, and CON roll.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2606760

Time for a shit roll
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2606760
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>>2606760
Sabrina and Mental ward spells. We can handle school later. ASK ABOUT WHO DOING SHITTY FANFIC and have her tell us about her life
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>>2606760

Also let's ask about who's making those fanfics along the way. I'm sure its yigger that chocolate skinned fucking cunt
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2606760
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2606760
We heal her and come back, she defends needs the healing and some rest, scince her being sick and tired and weak as shit has nothing to do with her HP
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Rolled 3 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2606760
What resources are we ACTUALLY requiring here? Do we need to go to them, or can they come to us? After all, we've got Bow and Susan here. A mount and messenger if ever there was one.
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>>2606798
Resources? What?
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>>2606795

In fact, have Susan keep an eye on the yigger
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>>2606760
>>2606796
>What about school.
*inhales*
Ok, yeah she needs us more right now.
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>>2606802
>Resources: Manpower, Raw Materials, Tools, etc.
we trying to go to the castle. Why? what does it offer and can we find a suitable alternative here at school.. Do we need Luna? we have a mental link... couldn't she come to us? Is there some other person we needed? Are there some tools we were hoping to use? In short... Why are we moving? Is it possible to get others to move for us if we need something?
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2606760
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2606760
Eeeeeeeesssssssssuuuuuuuusaaaaan?

Would you mind taking our place at school for today? You don't need to do any of my work, just see what homework they'll leave, tell Skullnik I'll be missing for "medical reasons" and check on Jackie during GYM.

You also might get to meet Star? Please? Please?
I promise you can come with us to the dance and bring that dress you got.
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>>2606822

Hey, it'll just be nice to show Sab the castle. Who gives a fuck
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>>2606822
Psionic quiet, time with Luna with new spells,ALSO CHECKING IN ON WONDERVON getting his list also keeping good with him.
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>>2606760
>Drop her off, get her settled and come back.
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Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2606760
rush sab to the infirmary

contact luna through a mental link and see if she can talk you through how to remove a tumor, and ask luna if she gots the list

talk with susan about her info and how she got sick

anon should do the chatting while prepping from the infirmary's tools and medicines to remove a tumor

this let's us do everything to a extent while being nearby yellow should we decide to confront her or something later on
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2606760
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Rolled 8, 7 = 15 (2d10)

I AM RETURRRRRRRN!

https://youtu.be/-dJolYw8tnk

A re-roll to find what Anonymous' constitution provides.

Against his own hubris.
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>>2606920
>>2606920

Haha

Or not.

This will be our roll since they got in -just- before time was up.

Thank you, friend.

You get to live in your comfortable lie another few moments.
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>>2606760
>>2606798
>What Do
Solve crisis from school if possible. Utilize infirmary.
If we wanna take Sab to our castle, the access point is still within the school grounds... if we wanna show off or give her a taste of "adventure/the unknown"... grab supplies from infirmary and take her to castle to treat/relax/debrief there. Spend first couple periods there, but idea is to return back to school.
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>>2606930
>You get to live in your comfortable lie another few moments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5kYQuGZ5a4
SHUT THE FUCK UP YELLOW!
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>>2606930

>You get to live in your comfortable lie another few moments.

Just like the one you're in right now where people like you, huh Yellow?
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>>2606948
>>2606964
>Assuming it's Yellow
I mean it very well could be, but you boys will look pretty dumb if it's not.
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>>2607017

I'm already shat on for a lot so it'll mean nothing. Besides someone even dumber will come along and attention will be turned to them and not me
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>>2607020
Someone dumber? Impossible.
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>>2607043

Supporters of Starnon exist you know
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>>2607051
Weak, but I'll accept it.

Haven't caught back up. how bad have you all fucked up?
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>>2607051
I liked the pastebins
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A: "..."
>You eye School
>Hall of learning
>Friendship?
>Yeah, sure some friendships
>Place of edification
>Shelter
>Safety
>Normalcy
A: "hMmph..."
>You look over at Justin
>The first dude who ever called you 'Bro'
>Without being threatened
>He's here at school
>So is Jackie
>Then again, so is Yellow
A: "Fuck Yellow."

L: "Anon? Coming home so soon?"

>You tap your foot
>Look up
>Sabrina's eyes are huge
>Pleading
S: "Anon. -Please- get me outta here."
A: "...I'll be back."
>You head for THE HOLE
A: "Sab needs a taste of the high life and I need to not do all THIS today."
>SHRRRRRRRIIIIIp!

>Just as you vanish into the abandoned bathroom that you call home
>You see the rain start falling in earnest
>Susan's hair matts down
>Bow barks like mad
>Justin pushes his own hair back and steps away for the front door

>Brittany pops out of the school
Br: "Sabrina!? SABRINA! YOU GET OUT OF THAT LOSER'S HAND RIGHT THIS INSTANT! WE ARE DOING EACH OTHER'S NAILS IN STUDY HALL!"
>Sabrina cringes when she hears Brittany
>Then looks ahead of you both
>Into the DARKNESS OF YOUR GAPING HOLE
>Then back at Brittany
S: "I'm sick."
Br: "Champs. Don't. Get. Sick."
S: "I'm a runner-up for life anyway, Remember!?"
>Is she glaring
>At Brittany!?

S: "Have Chantelle cover for me. You like her nail work better anyways."
B: "SABRINA!"
A: "If you weren't so hot nobody would tolerate you."
>You maintain eye contact with Brittany the entire time the portal closes

A: "No forreal fuck you."
>The portal finally pops

A: "Let's go!"

cont
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>>2607061

For this thread? Well the results are cancerous

And it wasn't even my fault there
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>>2607066
>>2607066

https://youtu.be/YXv-gyC6ftU

>As you climb up the twisted roots
>As rotten leaves crumble past your grinning face
>You cough slightly
A: "Ech! Fucking zombie bugs."
>A cricket leaps off of your nose and into the toilet behind you
S: "Anon? Are you sure th-...nevermind."
A: "Is it safe?"
>You ask
>Surprisingly concerned
S: "Yeah."
A: "No."
>Sabrina doesn't look shocked
A: "Stay close to me."
>You emerge in the silent forests
>As you do, Sabrina actually starts to get loose from Muscles
S: "Oh-"
>She stops mid sentence as she looks around
>At the deep, grey trees
>At how they crowd one another so tight only a snake could traverse between their trunks
>At the waist-high blue-green dead grass
>As she marvels at the stillness of it all
>Then she looks up

A: "I know it's scary but really it's kind of calm and peaceful once you're strong enough to fight off th-"
S: "Anon...it's beautiful."
A: "It is?"
>You look where she's looking

>There
>Overhead
>Suspended in the light of the false moon
>Is your home
>The Castle

https://youtu.be/F6a4ShHPwMs

>It's walls and towers form an elegant set of spire silhouettes in the stark white light
>The thorns around the gate drift behind it like the bridal train of a maid of honor
>The gates themselves open as it glides through the air
>With crowds of skeletons to greet you home
>They wear shredded posters as capes
>Adorn themselves with digital clocks and smartphones they helped steal from the Better Store
>In this light however?
>All that's been stolen
>Shines
>Like Starlight

>Their bodies form together into a staircase as the castle's form blocks out the moon
>The light now cascades through the tower windows
>Through the open ceiling you know awaits inside
>It illuminates everything
>The little courtyard full of the last green grass in this entire world
>The piles of bones that fill the moat
>The drifting black thorns and their coal black stalks
>All with great shifting shafts of refracted light illuminating the forest around you
>Horrors flee from the sheer majestic presence of it
>Scittering off into the dark to curl up and nurse their eternal wretchedness
>The castle never lands
>It just presses the grass in flawless hyper-centric patterns as it floats
>Awaiting you
>With it's gates wide open to the entrance hall
>Filled with praising skelemen
>A helmet, poised atop a pile of tech loot
>A pair of dead bodies stored up upon the chandelier

>...and Luna

L: "Welcome home, Anonymous."
S: "Amazing..."
L: "Sabrina."
S: "Sh-she knows me?"
>You offer her your hand
A: "She knows lots of things."
>Sabrina looks at it like it's the waiting fall off of a cliff
A: "Come on. We'll take care of you here."

cont
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>>2607066
cold as ice, bitch deserved it
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>>2607083
>>2607083

>As you both eventually settle in
>Luna offers you both Lunch
>The skeletons play a game of head-toss with one another
>OIson walks by with handfuls of tech junk

O: "Daddy need these."
>Sabrina is just slack jawed at all of it
S: "Is this-...is this hell?"
A: "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
>The skeletons chuckle at your exasperation
>Olson watches them
>Laughs because they're laughing and he wishes he was cool

A: SHaddup!"
>The skeletons stop
>They stare
>Still smiling

>After an examination by Luna

L: "Well."
>She flicks her wrist
>Deflating the tumor in a moment
>The HP from it
>Goes back into you

ANONYMOUS HAS GAINED 5 HP

L: "Such a fuss. Over such a small thing as a growth. Growth is natural, darling. Embrace it."
A: "No. Mom, you don't understand."
L: "Don't I?"
A: "She was all-"

>You flop onto the tile and pant
A: "HEHHHHhHHHHh"
>You roll
A: "Straight up North Africa lookin'."
S: "Was I that bad?"
>Luna examines her again
>Presses an exposed palm to her forehead
>Looks into her eyes
L: "Hm..."
>Sabrina pulls back
>Luna seems to be moving forward before Sabrina's neck even flexes
>She's never further than a centimeter from her nose

L: "There's not a thing wrong with her body."
>Sabrina blushes
>You clear your throat
L: "Her mind however."
>Luna smirks
L: "What a gorgeous, nurturing mess you've brought me."
>Pink light erupts from Luna's eyeball and pierces Sabrina's
>She's stock still
>Her breath slows to nearly nothing
>Then
>As soon as it takes hold of her the spell is taken back into Luna's own head

cont
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>>2607090
>>2607090

L: "Fatigue."
A: "What?"
>Luna turns back to you
L: "Something in your world, it would seem. Something quite potent. Was suppressing her ability to use what psionic prowess she's unlocked."
>Luna waves her hand
>A teapot appears
>With bat wings
>It pours itself into one of the cups she got for Sabrina earlier
>Then it vanishes

L: "Here, it's influence cannot reach her. So it would seem she is recovering."
S: "I- I -do- feel lots better now."
>She sips the tea
S: "This is lovely, Ma'am."
L: " -You're- lovely, my little pet."
>Sabrina's ears are hot pink
S: "Anon y-...your mom is so nice. Thank you for bringing-...bringing me here."
>She sniffs

A: "So."
S: "You wanna know now?"
A: "I wanna know if you feel up to going back to school."
S: "..."
A: "You can chill if you want."
L: "How generous."
A: "I'm the one who-..."
>You shuffle
>Grit your jaw a bit
A: "Who pushed you into this. I also kind of forget about you like...all the time."
S: "That's ok."
>Sabrina's looking at her crossed feet again
S: "Everybody does. Except Brittany...and my Mom sometimes."
A: "No."
>She looks at you
A: "No it's not fucking ok. You agreed to help me and it fucked you up and I almost didn't even realize it I-..."
>Sabrina hops down from the table she was seated on
>Walks over to you
>She gives you a hug
>She's a little taller than you now

S: "Thanks, Anonymous."
>You cannae move
>You cannae breaf
>Human contact is already weird
>Do you deserve this?

S: "I'm sorry I wrote all those stories about you."

What do?
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>>2607096
"as long as you wrote me with a big dick, im cool"
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>>2607096
>S: "I'm sorry I wrote all those stories about you."
Oh.... OK. Cool. That was a real headscratcher for a while. Thanks for being honest.
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>>2607096

>S: "I'm sorry I wrote all those stories about you."

My second guess, but eh.

>"We're good, confused me more than anything, but we're good."
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>>2607096
>"You really like Justinon don't you?"
>Laugh about it and ask her why she likes to write and why she lets people take advantage of her?


LETS BE COOL AND APPRECIATE THAT ONE THING IN OUR LIFE ISNT A FUCKED UP ATTACK.
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>>2607096
Eh. It's cool.
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>>2607117
>>2607104
i wholeheartedly support both of these
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>>2607135
Today for a little bit lets learn to listen to someone talk, make a friend and let her know that we have her back if she needs it.


>ALSO ASK HER ABOUT YELLOW

But mostly practice our listening skill
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>>2607096
>"Its fine. It means I am famous ya know!"
>"I do want to talk to you about that job. But you have been positively steamrolled lately. We can do some shit around the castle today."
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>>2607117
>>2607140

I'm supporting these too
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>>2607096
>>2607104
>>2607117
These please
I was really just worried the person writing was doing it outta some misguided attempt to make us look bad.
Turns out we actually found AnonFan13.
Nice.
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Ask Luna to check our head. Tell her about Yellow. Ask her how we defend our mind.
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>>2607150
Yeah, this is pretty important too.
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>>2607150

Sure, sure have all my support all around
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>>2607096
Laugh it out.
Ask her what she thinks of Marconon.


Tell Luna about Yellow and ways to defend our Mind from Psionic Scrying.
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>>2607096
Supporting:
>>2607117
>>2607150
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>>2607096
>"Huh, called it. I owe a voice in my head $10."
>"That's okay, they're pretty good."
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>>2607096
Supporting >>2607117 , >>2607104 , and
>>2607159
>>
>"Sabrina. You may not know this. But I am a literal pile of meme spouting nonsense."
>"Fan-fiction is a normal-ish and healthy-ish outlet for a high-school girl."
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>This whole time
>You've been angry at everything around you
>All the attacks
>All the desperation
>You've been lashing out
>Even drove a friend to near ruin
>Just to find another enemy to destroy
>That's what you're good at
>Destroying

>This
>This is so off
>So wrong
>Doing all of this is so rare for you
>Yet now...
>For once
>You slowed down
>You were gentle
>Kind

A: "...It's ok."
>Sabrina pulls back
S: "What?"
>You grin
>Because for once
>You don't need to destroy an enemy
>Instead
>In your rampage
>You've smashed apart someone's cave of a life
>You've undeservedly come across a treasure
>One that you actually took the time to take care of
>You've been rewarded
>With a friend

A: "What'd you write my dick like?"
>Sabrina is am become one big blush
S: "ANo-I don't even Y- Y'see I ju-"
>While she sputters you notice the skeltons picking through your tech hoard of loot
>How they try to fit bits into their bones
>How they toy with the power cables and LCDs
A: "What are you calcium brains doing?"
L: "Oh my. What talent."
>You turn back
>Sabrina's there
A: "Oh shit, you're still here."
>You look down
>She's holding out her hands while her face is buried in her shirt which she's pulled over her head

>The hands are about a forearm's length apart
A: "..."


W: "PPFFFFFFFF AAHAHAHAHAH!"
A: "HEY!"
>Wondervon is up above you all
>On the balcony
>Laughing
>So hard it looks like he'll fall over
>He does
>His body is so round he rolls across the tile from the vibrations of his mirth
>Olson laughs too because his dad is laughing and he wants to be cool
>The skeletons chuckle
>Luna smirks

cont
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>>2607277
>>2607277

>You grab her hands and put them down
>Then pluck her shirt to re-expose her face
>With one eyebrow raised
A: "When did you start writing?"
S: "I- In middle school. I liked Inuyasha er...that's a show about this school girl wh-"
A: "I know about Inuyasha."
S: "You do!?"
A: "Baby's first RomCom action SOL yeah."
S: "Ohmigosh I didn't think anybody else thought of it like Slice of Life! Those episodes were my favorites!"
A: "Justinon is trash."
S: "N-Nuhuh! It's just like Mirokuyasha or- Or Gogeta!"
A: "First off. Justin is NOT my Goku."
S: "Oh so it's Marco?"
>The skeletons somehow laugh harder
>One of them hacks up a spring


A: "SHADDDUP!"
>They roll away in the form of hand-on-ankle wheels
>Olson tries it

>11 total
>BOOM!
>He lands directly on his neckless noggin
>He doesn't move
>Or even tip over
>His feet just kick
O: "...ow."

W: "Olson!"
A: "HAH!"
O: "Daddy! Dark!"
>Wondervon can't push Olson over
W: "ACh! VY did I make zo HEFTY!?"
>He loves his son
>Yet cannot protect him from his own weakness

A: "Ironic."
S: "Was that a reference?"
A: "It was a reference to a way of life. Hey, Mom."
L: "Hm?"
A: "Is this influence that fucked with Sab in me too?"
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
A: "uhhauwha? Waffles n shredded Biscuit butts..."
L: "Yes. It's tried to weaken you."
A: "I knew it."
S: "Is it a monste-"
A: "That black fucking BITCH."
S: "Anon, watch you profamity."
A: "You mean how much I fucking cuss?"
S: "p-please?"
A: "No."
S: "ok."

cont
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>>2607280
>>2607280

A: "How can I protect myself from it?"
L: "Your mind is so pronounced. You're not in much need of protection. Perhaps it could affect your dreams but whatever it might be..."
>Luna boops your nose
L: "It can't reach you from wherever it is."
A: "Hm..."
L: "I'd recommend this."
>She brings over the helmet
L: "If you're looking to help protect someone else's consciousness."
A: "I wonder if this thing has a tracking device."
L: "What...is a tracking device?"
A: "Fuck."
L: "Similar to a finder's folly I take it?"

A: "I don't know what that is but I might want to."
L: "Indeed."
S: "Anon."
>Sabrina looks around
S: "I wish I could stay but...we skipped 1st and second period already."
A: "Uh...yeah."
>This was nice
>You sort of don't want it to end

The real world is waiting.

>Once you get back to the bathroom
A: "Aight. Where do you wanna be let out?"
S: "Can I go anywhere?"
A: "Sure can."
S: "I WANNA GO TO THE MAGIC REALM!"
A: "...Ok so where at SCHOOL do you wanna go? Cause you'll die in all the magic realms I know about."
S: "Aw...uh..."
>She shrugs
S: "Study hall?"
>SHRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!
>You let her through
S: "Bye, Anon! Thank you! I promise not to write your penis so big in my next one!"
>A few people look from their desks when she says that
>You start to close the portal
A: "Sabrina."
S: "Yeah?"
A: "Bigger."

cont
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>>2607284
>>2607284

>SHRRRRRRIIIIIIIIp!
>You're back in the bathroom
A: "Welp. Guess I better go to class too."

>Who knows what awaits you there
>This is third period so that's Maths
>Fuck
>You fucking hate Maths

>Justin's in their though
>heh
>A friend
>You're starting to like those
>SHRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIP!

>You step out
>Back turned to the class
>You want to make an entrance
A: "WHAT'S UP, FUCKER-"
>You turn
>Suits
>Seventeen suits
>All of them standing around your desk
>All the kids in the room are lined up against the wall
>The teacher is being frisked

Ex: "Ah. Mr. McMoot."
A: "No..."
>From the door strides a familiar face
>From the night you were tazed
>Shot up
>Humilated
>From the night you nearly died
>The calm, bronze smile
>The blue suit
>The glasses
>The cold demeanor

Ex: "My name is Agent Calibur. You've taken something of ours. Something quite valuable. With a very precise tracking device."
>The other agents turn towards you
>They reach for their weapons but the leader
>Calibur
>Holds up his hand
>They stand more at ease with their hands away from their firearms

Ex: "We would like to talk."

>KRABAKABOOM!
>Which is when the ceiling explodes

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>>2607292
>>2607292

https://youtu.be/rHTinEcgLn0

>Light fills your vision
>Then
>After the force of the big boom stops your ears from ringing
>You hack up a lung onto the concrete
>You feel like you're going to lose an eye from the pressure
>Then you roll over
>To see something in the air overhead


???: "Which one of you is it!?"
>There's a figure in the sky
>Floating
>His body is golden
>His power
>It knocked most of the agents over on their asses
>When the ceiling collapsed you thought it would crush you
>Yet it's gone

>In it's place is this floating Hedgehog

Shadow: "WHICH ONE OF YOU IS ANONYMOUS MCMOOT!"

SESSION END!

https://youtu.be/rApuelWrBFk


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I made a promise to jump the shark in the 14th session.

Not counting the mega posts. Here we are.

How's this for a fuckin' backflip?

bless
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>>2607299
>How's this for a fuckin' backflip?
SHUT THE FUCK UP YELLOW! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU! YOU ALWAYS WINGE AND COMPLAIN! IT'S REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES!
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>>2607299
"... Psh, Nothing Personal Kid" is absolutely required somewhere at the conclusion.
Bless.
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>>2607299

OH BOY IT'S TIME FOR OW THE EDGE HIMSELF!

>How's this for a fuckin' backflip?

Yellow you brown bitch I'm going to do my damnest to make sure that we recreate THAT scene from 12 Years a Slave
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>>2607299
>"Honestly. What would maria say? Terrorizing innocent children."
>"What did the lizard promise you this time Shadow?"
>>
>>2607333
>Lets just fucking go for it
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>>2607292
>"Also, I would love to talk. Ser Nukes-a-lot."
>"You can have your hat back. But I want something in exchange."
>Sit backwards in a chair. Like a boss.
>"Lets talk about your pet psychopath."
>"Your agency has a SHOCKING propensity for collateral damage."
>"Yes, I know how hypocritical that is. It is still a problem."
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>>2607299
When the hell are we going to fail the con check and vomit up that clown head? Because that’s definitely what we’re rolling for.
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>>2607299
WHHHHHHHHY?! WHY IS THE FURBAIT HERE............TOFFFFFFEEEEE!
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Terrible news, friends
I've just been told we are expecting insane weather tomorrow. Power outages and crashes and god knows what else. I will be very busy at work.

SESSION CANCELLED
for tomorrow

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