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You are Alabaster Soliloquy, yuri fan and hostage negotiator.

PREVIOUSLY:
-After Whitney beat up Camelia, you settled in at Cerise's to keep your head low.
-You invited Alex over, because why not?
-Alex and Cerise bent some circuits. Everyone played games and ate pizza. It was fun.
-You and Rose raped Whitney. Does that make you a rape person?
-At work, you met a woman named Noelle, who seems pretty nice!
-A contentious meeting of the Darkbloom Analytics board of directors saw David at Mara's throat - literally.
-You comforted Vivian afterwards with some hand-holding.
-You and Whitney got thrown in the trash by a gang of criminal garbagemen.
-Rose swooped in to save you, even though you didn't need saving - and nearly cocked it all up.
-Cerise jerked you off in the shower. Thinking back on it, you're struck by a weird feeling of deja vu.
-A familiar face arrived at Cerise's apartment to pick you up for a visit to Darkbloom's mansion.

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Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy
Season 1 Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
Fan Wiki: https://fquest.miraheze.org
Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)

Episode 1 ("A Place Further than the NHS"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2494905

Episode 2 ("Working!!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2513011

Episode 3 ("Weeaboo;Sabotage"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2534278

Episode 4 ("Ijiranaide, Camelia!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2557969

Episode 5 (".hack//NEET"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2577854

Episode 6 ("Yuri on Ice"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2615934

Episode 7 ("My Youth RomCom Underground Cyber-Terrorist Resistance is Wrong, as I Expected."): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2636428

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Theme of Vivian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZGa83psp84

AND NOW, EPISODE 8 OF FUCK QUEST:
"Even With Eighth Grader Syndrome, I Want to be the CEO!"
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>>2656011
First for refinement and class.
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First post for Vivian Darkbloom!
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>>2656011
Vivian is my fucking wife
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What no one told you beforehand is that Darkbloom's mansion is the site of a high-class soirée today. You wander, confused and feeling badly out-of-place, past the alabaster colonnade at the head of Darkbloom's multi-acre backyard. Waiters and waitresses with silver trays of champagne and hors d'ouerves bustle around crowds of dapper executives and their spouses. A banner reads "Welcome, PACG" in a Gothic cursive font, hung over a raised stage of beautiful white wood where an orchestra plays soothing baroque.

Two things you notice right away:

1. The waiters and waitresses are all dressed in bunny costumes.

2. The orchestra is clad in orange prison jumpsuits, their arms and legs shackled.

You catch snippets of conversation as you walk around the backyard.

"...so much NIMBYism in this town, it'll be hard to get the permitting squared away..."

"...thought I might send the factory overseas to China, but all the fuckers over there are unionizing too..."

"...blow over before too long. First it was MeToo, now this data privacy stuff, pretty soon - who knows? Common people are easily distracted, we shouldn't be..."

"Alabaster!"

A booming voice catches your attention. You turn. It's David Darkbloom. "I'm so glad you could make it. It's nice to see at least one friendly face at these get-togethers."

"What's going on? What's the occasion?" You ask.

"Ask my wife," he says. His tone is that ancient jokey resignation to the old ball-and-chain adopted by husbands since the invention of marriage. "She coordinates all of these club events."

Darkbloom grabs a flute of champagne from a passing bunnygirl and knocks it back in a single gulp. He sets it back on her platter and she hurries away without a word.

"What club?" You ask.

"The Palo Alto Club for Growth," Darkbloom replies. "It's a PR thing with local businessmen and city government types. Mara's always been much better with outreach than I."
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>>2656036
>1. The waiters and waitresses are all dressed in bunny costumes.
I'm willing to believe those aren't costumes
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>>2656036
>1. The waiters and waitresses are all dressed in bunny costumes.
>The waiters

Is Daddy Darkbloom /ourguy/?
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>>2656036
>Growth
Isn't that on Tyrus Kang's business card?

>prison orchestra
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>>2656036
1. The waiters and waitresses are all dressed in bunny costumes.
He truly can't be evil

... wait why the fuck are the waiters dressed like that
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>>2656036
>Mara's always been much better with outreach than I
Add the rumors floating around about David potentially running for President, and this kinda brings House of Cards into mind now.
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"David, there you are, ya bastard!"

Your conversation gets cut off by the arrival of Steven Armstrong, Darkbloom's head of human resources. He throws an arm over Darkbloom's shoulder and shakes him, pointing at him with his free hand. "Never let this man buy you a yacht," Armstrong tells you, as if that's something you need to worry about. "Third time this year I've had to send it back to port for repairs! Some Christmas bonus, huh!"

Darkbloom roars with laughter. He pulls away from Steven's grip and extends a hand. Their handshake is like a battle both men refuse to concede. "That's no fault of mine," Darkbloom chides. "You know what they say the word 'boat' stands for."

"Another thousand?" shouts Armstrong, his knuckles turning white in Darkbloom's palm, "Try another million! Where'd you get that thing built? Somalia?"

"Close. The Seychelles."

Their handshake ends with no clear victor. Armstrong slaps Darkbloom's shoulder. "You motherfucker. Just tell me you're cutting my salary next time. I'll lose less money! -- Say, when are we gonna do that rowing thing you keep going on about?"

"June looks nice to me," Darkbloom says airly.

"Yeah, and in June you'll tell me August." Armstrong looks at you, winking. "He's afraid of me. Knows I'll beat him!"

"Is that so..." you mutter awkwardly. This conversation is moving way too fast for you.

"Of course! Played college ball, you know. I've still got it." He flexes a bicep to show you its impossible size.

"Excuse us," Darkbloom says, laying a hand on your shoulderblade and leading you away.
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>>2656065
Based Armstrong
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>>2656065
>Played college ball, you know
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>>2656059
We need to keep Kay away from any and all train tracks.

>>2656065
I always thought this bravado bullshit among politicians was exaggerated, but I attended a few fundraising events for gubernatorial candidates.

I'm not lying when I say that this regularly happened. It was honestly kinda surreal.
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>>2656011

The best time of the week has finally arrived.
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"That's... quite an orchestra," you say as David leads you away. "I've never seen anything like it."

David smiles. "Mara's idea. Turning around the lives of the wayward through the power of music. Soothes the savage breast, and so on. It's good for appearances. -- And for rubbing the past in my face, of course."

"So they're really prisoners?" You ask. A lithe man in bunny ears approaches you from the side, momentarily startling you. He offers you up a platter of fancy looking cheeses on toothpicks, which you decline.

"Indeed. On loan from downstate. They get a day in the sun and we get an evening of entertainment." He pauses, perking up his ears. "Shame their repertoire is so limited. Pachelbel's Canon - dreadfully cliche."

You look around, stunned at the number of obviously powerful people accumulated all in one place. "I feel under-dressed," you admit, glancing down at your plain shirt and blue jeans.

"It's no matter," Darkbloom says. "I'm sure Vivian will be elated to see you in any case."

"Where is she?"

"In her bedroom, getting ready. She takes an eternity to primp herself when we have these events. Doesn't want to be seen out-of-sorts."

That hardly makes you feel better about your current attire.

Walking with Darkbloom, you pass by a man who's impossible to miss: Tyrus Kan. He's decked out in a colorful suit, even more outlandish than the one he wore at the landfill. He's accompanied by another, smaller man dressed in an equally garish outfit. You've never seen that one before. They talk among themselves and eat crackers together. Tyrus makes eye contact with you but says nothing as you walk by.

[ ] "Who's that guy?" (Ask about Tyrus nonchalantly.)
[ ] Don't mention him.
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>>2656036
This is some kind of Eyes Wide Shut shit isn't it?
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>>2656108
>[x] "Who's that guy?"
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>>2656108
>[x] "Who's that guy?"
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[ ] "Who's that guy?" (Ask about Tyrus nonchalantly.)
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>>2656108
>[ ] "Who's that guy?" (Ask about Tyrus nonchalantly.)
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>>2656108
Shit, Kang IS there. I'm panicking hard.
>[x] "Who's that guy?"

Let's find if Darkbloom is as aware of his surroundings as we think he is.
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>>2656108
>[X] "Who's that guy?" (Ask about Tyrus nonchalantly.)
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>>2656108
[X] Who's that guy
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>>2656108
>[x] "Who's that guy?" (Ask about Tyrus nonchalantly.)
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>>2656108
>[ ] "Who's that guy?" (Ask about Tyrus nonchalantly.)
Might as well
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>>2656108
>[X] "Who's that guy?" (Ask about Tyrus nonchalantly.)

Even if we had never had any experience with him in the past, he has such an eccentric outward appearance we would ask about him.
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>>2656108
>[ ] Don't mention him.

Surely we can exercise some discretion for once.
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>>2656108
>[x] "Who's that guy?" (Ask about Tyrus nonchalantly.)
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>>2656134
>[X] "Who's that guy?" (Ask about Tyrus nonchalantly.)
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>>2656108
>[ ] Don't mention him.
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>>2656108
>[X] "Who's that guy?" (Ask about Tyrus nonchalantly.)

He already knows, might as well get his opinion
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>[X] "Who's that guy?" (Ask about Tyrus nonchalantly.)

Darkbloom chuckles. "He stands out like a sore thumb, doesn't he? That's Tyrus Kang. Ghetto trash from Baltimore who failed up and up and up, until suddenly he found himself on the board of directors at the Club for Growth."

Darkbloom clearly takes a dim opinion of the man.

"Do I need to be explaining this to you?" He asks. He doesn't give you a chance to answer before continuing. "Ever since Mara got a directorship at the club, I've seen far too much of him for my liking. I'd steer clear of him if I were you. And that goes double for his husband."

You sputter. "--Husband?"

"Mm. You know the type. Sweet and feminine and submissive, all flowers and sunshine, all the time. Until he thinks you're threatening his man. Then he'll bash your skull in with a baseball bat. ...Ah -- there it is."

You shudder at this last comment, and take a moment to realize that Darkbloom has stopped in front of a long buffet table. At the center of the table is a fountain of white chocolate fondue.

"You must try this," Darkbloom tells you. "My chef Maribelle made it this afternoon. It's the best dessert you'll ever have. I guarantee it!"

You ladle a warm helping of the fondue into a bowl, grab a plain digestive biscuit and dip it in. You nibble on it.

It's great.

But...

"To be honest with you, my mom's desserts were always better than this. I guess nothing else can really compare."

"Ah," Darkbloom says, sounding a bit deflated. He brought you here especially to show off his cook's exemplary skills, after all. But then: "Of course. A mother's cooking always holds a special place in the heart of her son... You and your sister lost your mother a few years ago, didn't you?"

You nod.

"My condolences. Late as they are. I must say: she raised two truly remarkable children. I'm sure she was a wonderful woman."

As gracious as Darkbloom's words are and as sincere as they sound, they ring somehow hollow.
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>>2656178
>It's great.
>But...
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>>2656178

>we meet Tyrus' husband
>he's just like Alex
>gradual reveal that Tyrus has a harem identical to Alabaster's except they're all black
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>>2656178
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>>2656178
You chose the words that would hurt me the most, didn’t you?
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>>2656193
Does that confirm Alex wins?
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>>2656204
Clearly, it means Alex will kill anyone who tries to hurt us.
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>>2656193
The idea of a black Rose fucking terrifies me. Please no.
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>>2656206
Yandere Alex chapter when
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>>2656178
>"I'm sure she was a wonderful woman."
At least David can't cuck us in this timeline, right?
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You and Darkbloom sit side by side on a pair of white folding chairs, among a sparsely populated row of such folding chairs, to rest and admire the orchestra.

"What's up with the bunny costumes?" You ask. "Was that Mara's idea too?"

Darkbloom rolls his shoulders. "My own special stipulation," he admits. "It makes things more interesting. Bunnies always fascinated me..."

You catch the eye of one of the bunnygirls as she passes with a tray of sweets.

It's Noelle Keki.

When she sees you sitting next to Darkbloom, she blushes a shade of neon red and turns the other way, scurrying off. Her cottontail wags behind her as she disappears into the crowd.

[ ] Excuse yourself and track her down.
[ ] Continue talking with Darkbloom.
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>>2656210
my dick
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>The idea of a black Rose fucking terrifies me. Please no.

Are you kidding? The only thing that would get me harder is black whitney
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>>2656218
>[x] Excuse yourself and track her down.
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>>2656218
>Bunnies always fascinated me...
WHERE'S RENEE

>[x]Excuse yourself and track her down.
Oh there she is.
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>>2656218

[x] Excuse yourself and track her down.
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>>2656218
[X] Continue talking with Daddy
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>>2656218
>[x] Continue talking with Darkbloom.
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>>2656218
>[x] Excuse yourself and track her down.
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>>2656218
>[X] Excuse yourself and track her down.
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>[ ] Continue talking with Darkbloom.

as much as I'd prefer noelle in a bunny costume to vivian, should probably fish for more plot and avoid pissing off vivian when she inevitably appears while we're talking with her.
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>>2656218
[x] Continue talking with Darkbloom.
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>>2656218
>[ ] Continue talking with Darkbloom.
It is so hard to resist the bait, but I'm liking this Darkbloom convo.
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>>2656218
>[X] Continue talking with Darkbloom.
We can catch up with Noelle later.
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>>2656218
>[x] Continue talking with Darkbloom.
We work with her it's not everyday you get to talk to David fucking Darkbloom
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>>2656218
>[x] Continue talking with Darkbloom
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>>2656247
>it's not everyday you get to talk to David fucking Darkbloom
He's always willing to listen to you, Anonymous-dono. Always.
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>>2656218
>[x] Continue talking with Darkbloom.
It's weird that Mara prepared this party, but she hasn't taken center stage.
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>>2656218
>[x] Continue talking with Darkbloom.

We don't need to talk to Kay Vera right now
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>>2656218
>[X] Continue talking with Darkbloom.
I really want my bunny cake, but let's set for the plot.
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>[x] Continue talking with Darkbloom

Closing.

And what do you want to talk with Darkbloom about?

[ ] Small talk. (Don't rock the boat.)
[ ] The hack, and Cerise's investigation.
[ ] Sable, and the research she's working on.
[ ] Vivian, and her role in the company.
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>>2656269
>[x] Small talk. (Don't rock the boat.)
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>>2656269

[x] Vivian, and her role in the company.
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>[ ] The hack, and Cerise's investigation.

engage boat rockers
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>>2656269
>[x]Sable, and the research she's working on.
Info on Sand Reckoner? What Project Ulysses was about before its cancellation? Who created SMATTERS?
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>>2656269
>[x] Sable, and the research she's working on.

He appears to not be antagonistic on the Cerise front and we can talk to Vivian personally, but Sable's stuff is potentially sinister.
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>>2656269
[X] Vivian
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>>2656269
>[ ] Vivian, and her role in the company.
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>>2656269
>[X] The hack, and Cerise's investigation.
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>>2656269
>[x] Sable, and the research she's working on.
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>>2656269
>[x] Sable, and the research she's working on.
I would very much like to know what your job is
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>>2656269
>[x] Sable, and the research she's working on.
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>>2656269
>[x] Sable, and the research she's working on.
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>[x] Sable, and the research she's working on.

Closing and writing.
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>>2656269
>[x] Sable, and the research she's working on.
Is it even possible for us to spill anything that he doesn't already know?
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>>2656303
Oh.

Well, I was torn between the Vivian and Sable choice anyway.
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>>2656269
>[ ] Sable, and the research she's working on.
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>>2656269
[x] Vivian
Learn more about best loli
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So what's everyone doing while we wait warmly?
I'm debating on making more D&D characters for everyone else.
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>>2656391
I'm drinking wine and playing World of Warships.

The wine is because I had a dinner of lamb with the Queen and kept drinking wine.
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>>2656391
Working, as usual.
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>[x] Continue talking with Darkbloom, about...
>[x] Sable, and the research she's working on.

"I'm really curious," you say, "so maybe you can help me out. Talking to Sable is like talking to a wall sometimes... I've asked, but I can't get any real understanding of her work from her."

Darkbloom shakes his head. "You're not the only one to butt up against Sable's wall, Alabaster."

"Uh--"

"If you ever do get a good understanding, please make sure that I'm the first one you tell about it. It can get a bit annoying to spend billions on so many projects that I know hardly anything about."

You blink. "You're joking. You really don't know what she's doing?"

Darkbloom pats you on the back. "Alabaster, please! I thought I would be free from all this wearying shop-talk if I spent my time with you, of all the people here! Aren't you Generation Z children supposed to be concerned with work-life balance and so on?"

"I just thought I'd ask," you say lamely.

"Well, let me ask you something first. What do you know about Tyrus Kang?"

Is that an accusation? It wouldn't surprise you if he knew about your little adventure with him the other day. Actually, it would surprise you if he didn't.

Darkbloom continues: "You were eager to know his story. To know why such an eccentric individual ended up in my backyard. Well - what if you didn't have to ask?"

"I'm not following you," you say.

"Think about it. What if you never had to ask?"

"Ask what?"

"Anything at all."

"I really don't follow you now."

"Aha," Darkbloom says, holding up an index finger. "And there's the rub. I don't think many people do follow. Maybe only Sable follows. But that[/]i is what she's working on. May I show you something?"
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>>2656303
doesnt it seem a tiny bit wierd that we dont know what our own boss ostensibly has us working on?

and eveb if that were normal David could just go with the machine reference encyclopedia cover.

nevermind that drones dont need to determine someones political views based on objects in their home...
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>>2656391
Im think about pasta or sausages
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>>2656405
Oh good lord what.
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>>2656405
IT'S FUCKING INSTRUMENTALITY
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uh oh
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>>2656405
Are we going to talk about parallel universes?
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>>2656429
I don't know if my QPUs are aligned for this.
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>>2656178
>It's great.
>But...
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You stand with Darkbloom in his vast dining hall - a high-vaulted, dimly lit and frankly kind of spooky open space of dark wood flooring and grey arched walls - staring at a picture hung in a central location above the oak dining table. You're the only two people here.

"It's my favorite piece of art. Masaccio. One of da Vinci's forerunners."

"Is that real?" You ask. You recognize the painting. It's a pretty famous piece - your years in quiz bowl taught you about it.

"No. I offered them as much as a billion dollars to cut the fresco off the wall of their little chapel, but in the end I had to settle for a high quality replica. It's one of the only times anyone has ever told me no."

He looks at you, eyes bright. "I think about this painting all the time. Knowledge wasn't Adam's curse. It was incomplete knowledge. We know only enough to know that we know nothing. Isn't it awful?"

You can only shrug. Darkbloom looks appreciatively back up at the painting, silent for several long moments.

"Sable will help us fix it," Darkbloom says.

You begin to say something, but a voice interrupts you.

"Father... Alabaster Soliloquy."

You turn. Vivian is here.
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>>2656391
I'm playing VLR.
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>>2656178
>As gracious as Darkbloom's words are and as sincere as they sound, they ring somehow hollow.

This motherfucker had Okaa-san killed. I know it.
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>>2656434
>Adam & Eve
Is the season 2 plotline gonna come back?
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>>2656405
>Darkbloom shakes his head. "You're not the only one to butt up against Sable's wall, Alabaster."

Sort of the other way around, actually.
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>>2656434
BECOME AS GODS.
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>>2656434

Fuck it is instrumentality.

Oh well TUMBLING DOWN!
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>>2656434

Is Darkbloom trying to hack into the akashic records or something? Either way its probably better than trying to replace everyone with waifus.
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>>2656434
>"Father... Alabaster Soliloquy."
>You turn. Vivian is here.

Oh thank god, get us out of here.
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>>2656462
In a way, the internet IS the Akashic records. A full on matrix of sorts.

Oh god I think I figured it out.
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>>2656462
I didn't know you could hack into a concept
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>>2656472

New theory, the worst timeline is simulated and he found out how to exploit it.
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>>2656470
fuck IoT, we Internet of People now.
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I want Cerise to give Alabaster and Alex a double-barrel blowjob while they make out.
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Vivian wasn't kidding when she told you she was into Gothic Lolita fashion. She's wearing one of the most outrageous outfits you've ever seen on a human being: a black-and-white evil doppelganger of rococo's ostentation, all ornamented with a web of frills and lace and puffy bows, her hair done up and also done up with bows. She looks like a guest at the world's most expensive funeral.

Darkbloom smiles warmly when he sees her. It might be the first genuine expression you've ever seen him make.

"I've got one for you," he tells his daughter. "He bugs Gore."

Vivian smirks. "George Bush. I thought you said you would make these more difficult."

Darkbloom sits in the chair at the head of the dining table. He scratches the back of his head in faux frustration. Finally, he says: "How about this one, then? Captain over Rome."

Vivian thinks for a brief moment, then her face lights up. "Emperor Octavian!" She says, unable to contain her own excitement. Her eyes are wide with childlike enthusiasm.

"You're too good for me," Darkbloom says. "I concede defeat... this time."

Vivian giggles haughtily, a hand to her lips.

"What are you guys talking about?" You say. You're utterly confused.

"It's a game that father and I play," Vivian explains. "He devises an anagram of a famous person's name, and I have to figure out what the name is."

"Here's a good one, Alabaster," Darkbloom says. "Let's see if you can do it too: I'll make a wise phrase."

You stammer and stutter impotently.

"William Shakespeare," Vivian says after seeing that you're obviously lost here.

"I knew that..." you say. It's a bit aggravating to get stood up by a pint sized loli.

"And here you told me that this Alabaster fellow was smarter than you!" Darkbloom laughs. "I almost believed you, too. I should have known that no one could ever match my daughter."

Vivian blushes deeply. "I-- I never said such a silly thing!"

"Do you know, Alabaster," Darkbloom says, "that Viv taped all of your performances at the national championship a few years ago? She used to watch them every day. Most little girls are obsessed with boy bands or movie stars - my girl was obsessed with a high school quiz champion."

"F-father!!" Vivian stammers. She's shaking with embarrassment. "Th-those are-- awful lies!"

[ ] Join the teasing.
[ ] "Stand up" for her.
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>>2656499
Oh lordy. Now we'll be hunting for anagrams EVERYWHERE (besides the obvious one.)

[x] Join the teasing.
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>>2656499

[x] "Stand up" for her.
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>[ ] "Stand up" for her

Curious about those quotation marks
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>>2656499
>[X] Join the teasing.
Loli's were created for bullying
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>>2656499
>[X] "Stand up" for her.
No bulli the loli.
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>>2656499
>[x] Join the teasing.
Tease now, make-up sex later
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>>2656500
I already have been. I tried for Mara Darkbloom and Mara Kerimov, but everything was nonsense. Haven’t tried any others.
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>>2656499
[ ] "Stand up" for her.
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>>2656499
>[x] Join the teasing.
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[ ] "Stand up" for her.
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>>2656502
>>2656503
>>2656507
Why the fuck are you guys whiteknighting so hard? He's just being playful it's not like he's being malicious or anything
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>>2656499
>Darkbloom sits in the chair at the head of the dining table. He scratches the back of his head in faux frustration. Finally, he says: "How about this one, then? Captain over Rome."
>Vivian thinks for a brief moment, then her face lights up. "Emperor Octavian!" She says, unable to contain her own excitement. Her eyes are wide with childlike enthusiasm.
>"You're too good for me," Darkbloom says. "I concede defeat... this time."
>Vivian giggles haughtily, a hand to her lips.

Simpsons reference aside, can we agree that Darkbloom is a pretty great dad?


>[x] Join the teasing.
Let's get a "mou" out of this.
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>>2656499
>[x] Join the teasing.
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>>2656499
[X] Whichever one is cuter.
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[x] bully the loli

Also, it’s nice to see Vivian and her father have a good relationship.
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>>2656499
>[x] "Stand up" for her.
Like a boner?
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>>2656526
I want this to happen.
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>>2656499
>[x] Join the teasing.
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>>2656499
>[X] Join the teasing.
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>>2656518
>He's just being playful it's not like he's being malicious or anything
That's true, this is still small potatoes. Heck, he hasn't even brought out the baby pictures album yet.
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>>2656545
>baby pictures
This needs to happen
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While we wait. Speculah.

I got kind of addicted to that song OP Studios posted up top as the "theme of Vivian" and maybe I'm going way overboard but I think it's a clue that Vivian is still the main focus of the entire plot.

In the first season it was all about Vivian, she was the key to everything. Even though Camelia looks like she's supposed to be the key to the story here, I think it's secretly still Vivian. Camelia is involved but somehow I believe we're in a simulation of Vivian's creation.

Just... go watch the video for yourself and read along with the lyrics at the bottom. (Also, it's a really good song.)

It's all about a clockwork automoton ("tick tock") who traps someone inside a fairy tale world so she can have a friend. (“Yes, you are the leading role in this story. / Your eyes are seeing an illusion.”)

Doesn't that sound like a plausible explanation for all the timeline shenanigans? We're in some kind of simulation.
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>>2656483
>I want Cerise to give Alabaster and Alex a double-barrel blowjob while they make out.
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>[X] Join the teasing.

Time to bulli the loli.

Please wait warmly.
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>>2656567
>Please wait warmly.

Holy shit, wasting no time tonight.
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>>2656567
HERE WE GO
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>>2656565
Thank you so much for this
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>>2656567
Nani?
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>>2656563
>We're in a simulation of Vivian's creation.
Glad I'm not the only one thinking this - although, more David's creation FOR Vivian.

Camelia is likely a computer virus of some sort or an infiltrator with Galatea as the operator, a la The Matrix. Lines up with OP's love of Madoka too, when you line it up with the plot of Rebellion.
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>>2656565
Arigato Anon-dono
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>>2656567
>Please wait warmly.

Excuse me
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>>2656565
Audibly laughed, thanks anon.

>>2656567
[waits warmly]
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>>2656577
Hey, don't steal my -dono. That is my -dono. There are many others like it, but that one is mine.
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>>2656567
>>2656568
>>2656569
Wait. This isn't a lewd scene right? It seems weird that bullying a loli with her dad would lead to sex
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Wasn't Vivian an android in FQ1? I don't remember the exact details; I think it was a car accident or something? I do remember her being hospitalized and watching Quiz Bowl. This time around Vivian is a normal (well, "normal") human and it seems to have a positive effect on David. David seems like a great father at the very least.
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>>2656565
absolutely beautiful.
>>2656567
Hype thrusters primed.
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Even when David was the big bad I still liked him.
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>>2656518
>Please wait warmly.
He's just being playful they said. It's not like he's being malicious they said. No loli bulli.
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>>2656567
That was fast
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>>2656591
He's the kind of character that you can't hate.
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>>2656583
She lost it thanks to all the teasing and is going to try to rape us as soon as we get in her room
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>>2656584
That's probably what OP is going for. An alternative universe where Viv doesn't "die" = good daddy David.

>>2656594
? But we're bullying the loli
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Guys, if we wind up in a room alone with Vivian, I'm suddenly getting a LOT of Red Wedding vibes.
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>>2656605
>Vivian
>Trying to rape anybody
A fucking tree is more likely to rape us
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>>2656616
Haven't you seen Evil Dead, Anonymous-dono? Trees are fucking terrifying.
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>>2656616
>>2656618

If Vivian tried to rape us I doubt we'd offer any substantial resistance. She's the perfect raping machine.
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>>2656652
I mean, she could TRY to rape us, but we'd be so busy between headpats and tummy rubs that there's no way we could take it seriously.
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>[x] Join the teasing.

"I don't blame her," you say. You put your hands on your hips. "I'm pretty much the greatest. Why wouldn't she be obsessed with me?"

"I am not obsessed with you!" Vivian says. She's completely losing her cool. This elegant little girl has a hair trigger when it comes to you.

"I don't know," you say, shrugging. "What else would you call a girl who watches me on videotape every day? That sounds pretty obsessive to me. Downright stalkerish."

"That's a fair point," Darkbloom cuts in. "She was utterly smitten."

"It was not every day," Vivian insists.

"Every other day?" You ask.

She locks her elbows and balls her fists. "This is absurd. To think I would invite you into my home only for you to, to-- to so pathetically make this play at getting under my skin--!! It won't work!"

"I think it already did," you muse.

"Father! Enough of this! Intercede already! See this unruly boy out!"

Darkbloom does anything but. "In 2014, she wanted a special dispensation to attend your high school," he tells you. "Just to get to know you in person. Isn't that right, Viv?" He pokes her.

She spins on her heels as if to walk away, but Darkbloom grabs her and plops her in his lap, laughing. She huffs in frustration, folding her arms and making a pouty face, looking away from both of you.

"Of course I had to say no," Darkbloom continues. "Her education must always take first priority, and with all due respect... the public school system was not the proper place for her. But now that you two are coworkers, I'm not going to let her pride get in the way of what she wants."
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>>2656665
Oho.
OHO.
Now THAT is interesting.
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>>2656652
>>2656655
>Vivian sits on your face, with one hand she holds down a wrist, with the other, she strokes your cock
>Rather than fighting back, with your free hand you rub her tummy
>Overcome with shock at this, Vivian tries to reprimand you
>D-don't you understand what's going on here? Stop that right now!

Only a matter of time, honestly.
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"I never knew I had a fan," you say. "I'm flattered - honestly! I can give you my autograph if you like."

Vivian hops up from Darkbloom's lap. It takes her obvious effort, and she makes a little "oof" when she lands on her platform shoes. (Even in those shoes, she's several inches shorter than you). "I will not be patronized," she says. "I have already proven my intellectual superiority. The idea that I would be infatuated with someone so obviously less intelligent is--"

"Oh, really?" You say. You sit down in a chair directly facing her. You're at eye level with her now. "Who invented quaternions?"

"William Rowan Hamilton!" Vivian says. "That's clear! Everyone knows that! What country is sixteenth smallest on Earth by land area?"

"Palau," you say, hardly pausing to count. You make a show of yawning. "Did you learn that today in kindergarten?"

Darkbloom laughs. "I should get out a notepad and keep score. Or maybe I'm becoming a third wheel here."

"No you aren't," Vivian says, not even glancing back at her father. "Stay and witness the crushing superiority of my mind!"

What follows is twenty grueling minutes of back-and-forth trivia sparring - a bout in which neither of you get an answer wrong. Darkbloom watches, interjecting with wry comments here and there, but otherwise he just enjoys the spectacle.

Eventually, Vivian is almost breathless with the mental exertion and excitement of competing with you. You realize that this is a sort of unrealized dream of hers, finally coming true: if she wanted to attend high school with you all those years ago, it means she probably wanted to be on the quiz team with you too. She never had the opportunity to show off in front of you -- until now.

"This has been great fun, you two," Darkbloom says. "But I must go see to my guests." He stands. "Will you join me outside?"

[ ] Vivian, let's go back to the party.
[ ] Vivian, show me around your house.
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>>2656684
>[x] Vivian, show me around your house.
duh
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>>2656684
[x] Vivian, let's go back to the party.
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>>2656684
>[X] Vivian, show me around your house.
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>>2656684
>[ ] Vivian, show me around your house.
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>>2656684
>[x] Vivian, show me around your house.
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>>2656684

>Palau

>[ ] Vivian, show me around your house.
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>>2656684
>[X] Vivian, show me around your house.
Did you even need to ask OP?
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>>2656684
>Vivian realizing her dream after all these years.
Fucker, I know Faust when I see it.

>[x] Vivian, show me around your house.
Outside is nothing but people who want the Darkblooms dead. There might not be any saving David at this point.
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>>2656684
>[x] Vivian, show me around your house.
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>>2656684
>[X] Vivian, show me around your house.
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>>2656684
>[x] Vivian, show me around your house
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>>2656684

[x] Vivian, show me around your house.
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>>2656684
>[X] Vivian, show me around your house.
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>>2656684
[X] Show me around your house
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>>2656684
>[x] Vivian, show me around your house.
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>>2656684
>"Did you learn that today in kindergarten?"
Oof

>[x] Vivian, show me around your house.
Not even a choice
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>>2656684
>[x] Vivian, show me around your house.
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>>2656684
>What follows is twenty grueling minutes of back-and-forth trivia sparring - a bout in which neither of you get an answer wrong. Darkbloom watches, interjecting with wry comments here and there, but otherwise he just enjoys the spectacle.

Holy shit, he is so very much /ourguy/
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>>2656684
>[X] Vivian, show me around your house.

We can't keep our step-father from his due rounds, can we?
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>>2656684
>[ ] Vivian, show me around your house.
Show her our dominance mentally and physically
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>[X] Show me around your house

"I'm not a very social person, to be honest," you say. "And I definitely wasn't prepared to find myself in the middle of a party..."

Darkbloom frowns. "I see," he says. "I'm not surprised. Viv is also a bit of an introvert, after all. As am I. So I certainly understand not wanting to go out there unless you must."

"Vivian," you say, "if that's the case, why don't you show me around your house? That is -- if your father doesn't mind, of course."

"I don't mind if Vivian doesn't," Darkbloom says.

"That will be fine," Vivian says. She flicks her hair and glances away. She tries to conceal excitement beneath aloofness, it seems.

Before Darkbloom departs again, he grabs you by the arm, tugs you towards him and leans in close, whispering. He does an excellent job of making this look like a fatherly handshake, but it definitely isn't. "Viv is still a child," he says. "And not a wanton harlot like some of the other girls in your life. Do nothing untoward. I am always watching."

He lets you go, steps back. Locks eyes with you.

You nod. He nods.

And then he goes.
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>Faggots honestly expected hanky panky HERE of all places
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>>2656734
ah fuck
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[ ] Vivian, let's go back to the party.
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>>2656734
Oh no
Pls sir I just want to fuck your daughter
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>>2656739
I just expect to not fucking die when Tyrus's and Mara's men start shooting up the place.
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so if Vivian rapes us then are we fucked?
or would he be ok with that
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I really like David, it's a shame we will inevitably become enemies.
We need a new dad.
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>>2656745
>so if Vivian rapes us then are we fucked?
Well, that generally happens when someone gets raped.
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>>2656745
You think the police will believe us if we say she overpowered us?
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>>2656751
#metoo
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>>2656751
>officer she threatened to have me fired if I didn't have sex with her
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When Darkbloom is gone, Vivian twirls to face you.

"I will begin by showing you my bedroom," she announces.

"Ah--" you begin. "Maybe we should--"

"No," Vivian interjects. "I insist. Let us go at once."

[please wait warmly.]
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>>2656757
Oh. Oh my.
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>>2656757
Well I guess we're about to find out then.
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>>2656757
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>>2656757
She's gonna show us her collection of bottle caps isn't she.
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>>2656757
>"Don't fuck my daughter."
>Turns around and fucks his daughter.
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>>2656734
>You nod. He nods.

He is absolutely right.

We need to build a relationship with this young lady if we want to build it with her
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>>2656757
W-what are we going to do on the bed?
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>>2656739
You were saying, faggot?
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Don't lewd the loli.
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>>2656757
Well, he said do nothing untoward. So let her do the doing.
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>>2656757
Jesus, Woman. We just got here.
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>>2656757

Is our penis about to create the last boss?
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>>2656734
So if fucking her is out of the question is loving her still good?

>>2656745
The only rapist around here is Alex

>>2656748
Kek

>>2656757
IT'S. FUCKING. TIME
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>>2656757
Looks like it's jail for us boys.
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>>2656772
His words were that as long as Vivian was okay with it he was okay with it.
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>>2656773
>Implying Ally would ever stoop low enough to use protection
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>>2656760
>It's just going to be some softcore shit so we don't get BLAM'd
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Can we just confirm she has a heartbeat? ;_;
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>>2656773
SENOR BURNS
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>>2656757
Let's cum on every surface of the Darkbloom estate
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>>2656781
>Implying Alphablaster's sperm wouldn't tear through the condom.
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>inb4 Rose cockblock
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>>2656776
>The only rapist around here is Alex
Holy shit, that's some victim blaming if I ever saw it,

What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>2656792
Go to bed, Rose.
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>>2656785
She doesn't even have a heart
Because we stole it
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Gentlemen.

I don’t care if Darkbloom blams us.

I want the panty job.
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>>2656795
Honestly? I read it as Alabaster.
I was implying that we were the victim of rape.
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>>2656839
It is written
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I'm REALLY warm now, guys.
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>40 minutes of pre-heat
The oven is mighty toasty by now
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>>2656859
>>2656857
patience boys op studios will deliver
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>actually done with work before the episode ended.
I did not expect this.
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>>2656870
No one cares about your blog, namefag
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>>2656864
Without a doubt, he always does

Just, golly. Damn near an hour now.
I know firsthand that good writing can't be rushed, but it still runs long.

Running jokes and clever wordplay take their time to weave into the storytelling, but still...
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>>2656877
I care.
>>2656870
What is you job?
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>>2656900
Please don't give the attention whore attention
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We should think of some sort of game to play while we're warm in the future.
https://doushio.com/cards/ is fun.
Animemusicquiz could also work if any of you are weebs
I've been playing Audiosurf
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>>2656907
>CARDS AGAINST MEGUKAS
shit, I forgot this even existed
I'm actually 100% down for that
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>>2656904
He's contributed more to this quest than you have, Anonymous-dono. Please be more kind in the future.
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>>2656904
I'll dole out as much attention as I want.
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>>2656916
he's contributed the exact same thing that everyone else has: votes and noise between OP studios's posts
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>>2656921
And music and videos and title screens.
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>>2656924
None of which matter
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>all this pent up sexual frestration

Sure is getting warm in here
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>>2656932
Just like you! I'm glad you have so much in common.
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>>2656943
yes we're both irrelevant what's your point
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>>2656904
>>2656916
>>2656921
>>2656924
>>2656932
>>2656943
>>2656948
maybe you guys should just fuck
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>>2656900
Asking out of pity only makes it seem more pathetic anon... You should probably let this whole thing die

>>2656916
Just cause he gave himself a name so that everyone could know that it's him doesn't mean he magically does more than the quest. You just notice him more (he makes it very clear that you do). I'm sure there are plenty of anons here who have been around since the first thread but didn't feel the need to name themselves. It's kinda cringy desu
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>>2656952
that's gay senpai i'm only gay for best boy
and that namefag sure as hell ain't best boy
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>>2656952
I'm willing if he is.
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>>2656957
I’m hurt.
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>>2656969
I see you put your name back on, >>2656959
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>>2656957
>>2656969
Silly anons Alex was always besr boy
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>>2656981
this anon knows the truth
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>>2656971
>el samefag meme-o
I don’t need to defend myself, which is why I’m just letting you all argue like retards over something as pointless as my name while waiting for something to jack off to.
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STOP SHITPOSTING AND GET IN >>2656907
FUCKERS
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Oh boy are we playing the fuck namefags game again?
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Vivian's bedroom is as depressingly ornate as her outfit. The walls are papered in a black and purple fleur de lis pattern, and her four post bed is veiled with black gossamer. While she has a few teddy bears sitting on her bed - a stuffed penguin, too - all of them come in dark colors, naturally. The furniture is antique: an ancient armoire that looks like it was reconstructed from the remains of a sunken boat, a Victorian vanity with an obnoxiously tall mirror at the center, a bedside table carved from a single piece of marble. And more chhuni clutter on top of all that.

You sit uncertainly on her bed, feeling as if a landmine is about to explode. You don't want to make yourself too at home. You can almost feel Darkbloom's omnipresent eyes on you.

"Will you admit now, and truthfully," Vivian says, trying to loom over you, "that you are nothing compared to me?"

"I'm sorry. What?"

"You were unable to best me today, even though you thought you could, and even though you tried your hardest. You were unable to keep up with my father's anagram game. You are not as rich, and certainly you are not as refined as me. You must face reality, Alabaster Soliloquy. I am, in every way, your better."

"Is this how you flirt?" You say. "Get real. I would never lose to a pipsqueak like you."

"P-pipsqueak," she says. Her lips tremble with the indignation of your name calling. "Very well-! You need to be shown more thoroughly. Several days ago, you implied that I wasn't elegant enough to wear Lolita fashion. I will demonstrate the error of your ways."

"You already showed me..." you grumble. "Isn't that what you're wearing now?"

"Ufufu~" she laughs. You're not sure if it's annoying or endearing. "You have not yet seen my full power. Please wait warmly!"

She disappears into a walk-in closet, shutting the door behind her.
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>>2657002
>more warm waiting
DAMMIT VIVIAN
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>>2657002
She forces us into a dress when?
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>>2657002
>Please wait warmly!

Now this is immersion.
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When she comes out, she's wearing a dress that makes her look like the bride at a wedding in hell. Although the palette is predominantly white, there is no mistaking its Gothic appeal. The satin crosses and long buckled boots and gaudy jewelry only accentuate the look. It's outright eerie.

"What do you say to this!" She demands.

"I say you look like a weirdo. Is this how you spend your free time?"

Her eyes narrow as she stares hard at you, as if assessing the value of your very soul. "I do not believe you," she finally replies. "You are lying. In actuality, you are bowled over by the tragic grandeur of my elan. Your heart mourns for my beauty!"

You roll your eyes. "Who told you that talking like an anime supervillain is scary? Because it's the opposite of scary."

Vivian turns and retreats to her closet again.
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>>2657002
>Stuffed animals
Cute!

>Several days ago, you implied that I wasn't elegant enough to wear Lolita fashion. I will demonstrate the error of your ways.
It's happening boys!
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>>2657015
Vivian's most attractive point is her mastery of the English lexicon!
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>>2657015
Vivian is the light in the darkness of this world
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>>2657015
>You roll your eyes. "Who told you that talking like an anime supervillain is scary? Because it's the opposite of scary."

call her cute

C A L L H E R C U T E
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The knowledge that Vivian is stripping naked inside that closet, puts images in your head that definitely shouldn't be there. For all of Vivian's attempts at cutting a fearsome figure, her father is right: she's a child. And moreover, her tiny, pale, frail frame is exactly the kind of body that turns you on.

You're a hopeless pervert, after all.

Vivian returns a few minutes later, this time dressed like a maid.

"I am given to understand that middle-class men such as yourself will often fantasize about the prospect of hired help, because you do not actually have the benefit of real hired help at your disposal."

"Are you telling me you're going to be my maid today?" You say.

"N--" she begins, choking on her own words. "Don't be ridiculous. This is merely to show you that I am alluring and elegant beyond all of your wildest imaginings. I would never stoop to being an actual servant."

"You really are a weirdo," you say. "Hey, do you still have those tapes of my quiz bowl matches? Maybe we should review them. Then you'll be reminded of why you said I'm smarter than you."

"Do not change the subject. Admit that I am elegant. Admit that I am the best Lolita you have ever laid eyes upon. Admit -- that I am cute!"

"I guess some people find annoying little girls cute," you say, playing disinterested. "I never saw the appeal."
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>>2657015

Obviously we're just hiding our awe.
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I literally just forced a cork back into a wine bottle because I recognized that this was not going to be the sort of night that leads to emptying a third bottle.
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>>2657029
office lolis arent that keen on seeing through that
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Your eyes fall upon the box in her hands. It looks like it's more than a prop: it looks like a gift. It's wrapped in a bow and seems to have real heft to it -- judging by the way she shifts on her feet uncomfortably and lets her arms droop while holding it.

"Are you sure you're really not here to serve me?" You say. "What's in the box?"

"Nothing," she says. "Nothing for you, in any case."

"Now my feelings are hurt," you say. "You treat me like this special guest and then you go around with presents for someone else. That's no way to treat a person. Whatever happened to elegance and class?"

Vivian closes her eyes and sighs deeply. "If I give this gift to you, Alabaster Soliloquy, will you finally admit the truth you know in your heart?"

"Absolutely," you say.

She hands it to you. You unwrap the bow and look inside. It's a boxed lunch - prepared with loving attention to detail, as authentic and as appetizing as something you would find in Japan.

"I understand these are called bento," Vivian says. "They appear not infrequently in the childish cartoons you enjoy. I prepared one for you, to demonstrate that I can outclass you even at your own most cherished hobby. Now: admit the truth! Admit I am the best!"

"Wow..." you say, peering at the rice and sashimi and tempura chicken and thinly sliced ginger with wasabi, and the expertly decorated cupcake set aside for dessert. "You are... cute."

"What?"

You look up at her. "That's what you said you wanted to hear, right? You're cute."

She turns red. "I never asked to be called cute. You have a defect of hearing."

"Vivian Darkbloom is cute. Cute!"

Vivian seethes.
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>>2657045
Oh god YES.
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>>2657045
Cute!
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>>2657045
>"Vivian Darkbloom is cute. Cute!"
yes
YESSSSSS
usually I hate memespouting for the sake of memespouting, but this is REALLY nice
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>>2657045
>"I understand these are called bento," Vivian says. "They appear not infrequently in the childish cartoons you enjoy. I prepared one for you, to demonstrate that I can outclass you even at your own most cherished hobby. Now: admit the truth! Admit I am the best!"
It begins once more.
We give the bento to Noelle.
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>>2657045
>"Vivian Darkbloom is cute. Cute!"
No truer words have been said
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>"Vivian Darkbloom is cute. Cute!"
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>>2657055
dont you dare, fucker
hardcore teasing is for those who can take it, so for Rose and Alex. This cutie is way too tender, no need to be this harsh this early on
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>>2657064
I think he's more concerned about the bento being spiked with aphrodisiacs like last time.
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>>2657045
>"Vivian Darkbloom is cute. Cute!"

Cuteposting is eternally the bestposting.
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>>2657045
yes perfect
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"Should I eat this now or save it for later?"

"Do as you wish," Vivian says. "I am through with you. A hopeless person such as yourself isn't worthy of my time or attention."

You shrug, pull out the chopsticks and start eating - right there on Vivian's bed.

"What are you doing?" She demands.

"As I wish," you reply. You chew a morsel and swallow. "This is pretty good. Did you make it yourself?"

"Of course I made it mys-- do not avoid my questions. What possesses you to think it is acceptable to eat inside my bedroom?"

"Lighten up. I'm not a messy eater. I won't get any on your stuffies."

You grab the stuffed penguin by its scruff and hold it up. "Right, Mr. Penguin?" You say. Then, changing your voice to a falsetto, you fill in the penguin's response: "That's right, Alabaster! You're a valued guest! Eat as much as you'd like!"

"Tch-- you might be the most trying person I have ever met. Presumptuous, arrogant, and rude." She snatches the penguin from you. "Unhand Johann at once."

"Johann" You say. "You named a stuffed penguin Johann?" Before Vivian can insult you again, you offer an olive branch: "Forget about showing me your house. Why don't we watch something together with Johann while I eat? It can be -- a spontaneous lunch date."

Vivian's hard expression softens. "A... spontaneous lunch date," she says. Her hands fiddle in Johann's fur.

"If you're willing to do that with a terrible person like me," you say. "I appreciate all the effort you went through for my sake... I want to call a truce. You're too cu-- too elegant and refined for me to let you stay mad."

She pouts. But she doesn't say no.

Instead, she takes a remote from her bedside table and clicks a button on it. A mechanism in her ceiling opens and giant flat-panel screen descends from the ceiling.

You expected, if she said yes, that you would watch a movie with her on the PC in the corner of the room. Not on this cinema-sized screen directly in front of her bed.

She climbs onto the bed with you, sitting beside you.

As with when she sits at most chairs, her feet do not touch the ground here, either. She keeps Johann in her lap.

"I will not show you your own quiz bowl tapes. I no longer have those in my possession." (Somehow, you don't believe her.) "With that in mind, what would you like to watch?"

[ ] Something cute.
[ ] Something scary.
[ ] Something funny.
[ ] A mature anime series.
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>>2657065
David has been a verily rational man. He might lock us up at first but I bet he knows his daughter isnt above spiking bentos. He might strongarm us into espousal but thats about it. Our relationship might turn sour for a few episodes but by then the champagne would flow like nectar in fucking Olympus
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>>2657071
>[ ] A mature anime series
Hentai.
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>>2657071
>[X] A mature anime series.
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>>2657071
[X] A mature anime series
Just the kind of thing Vivian would like.
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>>2657071
>[x] A mature anime series.
What did he mean by this?
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>>2657071
>[ ] A mature anime series.
Of course "mature" by Alabaster's standards.
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>>2657071
[x] Something funny.
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>>2656767
Where's the pastebin bro?
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>>2657071
>[ ] Something scary.
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>[x] Something scary
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>>2657071
>[x] A mature anime series.
Emphasis on "mature"
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>>2657071
>[X] Something funny.
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>>2657071
>[X] Something cute.
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>>2657071
>[x] Something scary.
Surely a Gothic Lolita enthusiast has good taste in horror movies, yes? And an urge to be held.
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>>2657071
>[ ] Something scary.
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>>2657071
>[x] Something scary.
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>>2657071
[X] A mature anime series.
Lets see how this small lady reacts to grimdark and/or cryptic shit like the Blame! OVAs
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>>2657071
>You grab the stuffed penguin by its scruff and hold it up. "Right, Mr. Penguin?" You say. Then, changing your voice to a falsetto, you fill in the penguin's response: "That's right, Alabaster! You're a valued guest! Eat as much as you'd like!"
Ally is top tier bully

>[X] Something scary.
Obvious reasons
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Johann likes mature anime for mature penguins like himself.
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>>2657071
[ ] A mature anime series.
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>>2657098
We'll watch Master of Martial Hearts, obviously.
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>>2657071
[x] scary
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>>2657071
>[X] Something cute.
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>>2657107
If we watch Master of Martial Hearts I'll watch it too.
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>>2657071
>[x] Something scary.
>[x] A mature anime series.
Anime can be scary.
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>>2657071
>[ ] Something scary.
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>>2657071
>[X] Something scary.

She's obviously going to cling to us
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>>2657104
Actually I change my vote! Johann likes scary movies too. Surely he will need someone to hold him, though... and Vivian will need someone to hold her.
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>>2657071
[ w]Something cute and scary
Like so https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/School-Live!
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>>2657071

Wait a minute, our taste in anime is extremely plebeian.

>[ ] Something scary.
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>[x] Something scary.

Time to spook a loli.
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you idiots, there is no good scary anime, they're all notoriously shit.
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>>2657127
Yisssss
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>>2657127

Yatta!
Let's hope this one doesn't take an hour and change.

Still love you, OP studios.
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>>2657130
That's what makes them notoriously fun
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>>2657071
>[x] A mature anime series.
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>>2657130
Come now anon there's more to life than just anime.

That being said with Alabaster's signature shit taste he'll probably recommend something like The Babadook
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>>2657130
We're gonna watch an anime that's tries so hard to be scary that it becomes funny but Vivian will actually be scared by it
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>>2657127
How about Killing of a sacred deer? Not really scary, but ambiguous enough for her haughty standards and unsettling enough for a smol lady such as herself to be needing a big hug and/or more
even has a scene to pique her interest
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oh fuck they're watching another
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>>2657157
But is that too good for Alabaster to like?
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>>2657167
Its bad enough to leave the foul aftertaste of dissatisfaction in yer mouth
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>>2657148
That movie was fucking stupid, the britbong accents made it even more unwatchable.
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>>2657185
it's australian
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>[x] Something scary.

"Since you're so enamored with morbid things," you explain.

Vivian smirks. "I will show you the real meaning of terror. You will tremble with fear at the gory spectacle on the screen."

She uses the remote to navigate folders on her PC - this flatscreen display must be connected to it. You briefly see, before she pulls up a folder labeled "movies" that she also has one labeled "Alabaster Soliloquy."

She's definitely obsessed.

The movie Vivian selects is called "Oculus." It's about an evil mirror that warps your perception of reality whenever you're near it.

It's actually a pretty creepy movie, by the standards of western horror -- some of the scenes do genuinely impart a feeling of disquiet. You aren't "trembling with fear," but all in all, it is kind of spooky. It's the kind of fucked-up weirdness that you enjoy.

Vivian, on the other hand, isn't having a very good time. By the point one of the characters in the movie accidentally bites into a lightbulb, she has her face firmly buried in Johann's fur, her hands clenching him so tight that her tiny forearms are shaking.

"Are you okay?" You ask, setting aside your mostly-finished bento. (There was a lot of food there. You ate as much as you could.)

Vivian doesn't respond. You nudge her shoulder.

"I am asleep," she announces, her voice muffled by Johann.

"If you're asleep, how are you telling me you're asleep?"

There's a long pause. Then she replies, "I have the power of speaking in my sleep. It is the characteristic of the highly gifted."

You gently pull Johann back. But she blanches and panics and reaches out for him. She grabs hold of him again and buries her face in his fur once more. When you try to take the penguin a second time, she jerk away from you, turning in the opposite direction.

"I'll turn the movie off," you tell her. You find the remote and kill the power. The room is awash in silence.

Vivian doesn't budge.

"Still asleep?" You ask.

She nods, her face ruffling back and forth on top of her stuffed animal.

"All right then. Since you're asleep, I'll go back to the party."

You stand.

"Wait," she says.

"Hmm?"

"Please do not depart." Her voice is still muffled.

[ ] Tease.
[ ] Soothe.
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>>2657194
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] PROTEC
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>>2657194
>[X] t e n d e r n e s s
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>>2657194
>[X] Soothe the loli
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[x] Soothe.
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>>2657194
>[ X] Soothe.
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>>2657194
Alright boys, time to tactically change up the strategy.

>[x] Soothe.
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>>2657194
>[ ] Soothe.
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>>2657194
[] Soothe
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>>2657194
>[X] Soothe.
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>>2657194
>[x] Soothe.
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>>2657194
i'm digging my own grave and I'm doing it with a smile
>[ ] Soothe.
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>>2657194
>[X] Soothe.
TENDERNESS
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>[X] Soothe.

I guess it's time for some tenderness, then.
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>>2657194
Soothe
The time to strike is here.
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>>2657194
>SOOTHE
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>>2657194
>[X]Soothe.
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>>2657194
>[X] Ravioli, ravioli. Soothe the gothic loli.
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The hivemind hath spoken
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>[x] Soothe.

You sweep your arms underneath Vivian and in one fluid motion haul her up. Even though you're no strong-man, Vivian is so tiny and light that she's easy to tote around.

"Alabast-- What are you doing!" Vivian's voice is a mixture of righteous anger and surprise. She peers up at you over Johann's head, the rest of her face still obscured.

"I'm putting you to bed," you say.

"Let go of me at once," she demands. "I am not a child."

"Of course not. I'm not saying you are. You're an elegant and refined lady. But since you're asleep, you should be comfortable too, right?"

Vivian makes a cute little murmur of indecision.

"I cannot sleep in this outfit," she says. "Please, let me change into my nightclothes first."

You take Vivian to her closet and set her down on her feet in there - man, this place is bigger than your bedroom in the Mallory house, and jam-packed with racks full of expensive designer clothing. You turn to leave so she can undress in privacy.

"Alabaster..." She gazes at the floor, rubbing her elbow.

"What?"

"Please do not leave me alone."

"...Even while you change?"

Her lack of reply is reply enough of its own.

Waiting, warmly, etc.
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>[X] Cuddles sooth the savage beast
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>>2657194
>[x] Soothe.
It's fucking unanimous

>>2657208
Thanks for posting best girl
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Is this our first completely unanimous choice?
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>>2657235
We are going to FUCK and then we are going to DIE.
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>>2657238
Second, actually.

>>2657235
What could go wrong?
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>>2657235
Time to wait warmly once again
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>>2657238
>[x] Be gentle
won with Sable.
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>>2657240
this is basically a synopsis of season 1
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We didn't need yet another opposing party.
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>>2657235
>when youre waiting warmly and shit can only get even better
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>>2657238
When we were lewding Sable we unanimously decided to be gentle with her.
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Implying Darkbloom isn't enjoying everything he just saw us do with his daughter and is prepared to look the other way if Vivian wants it.
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>>2657235
>Vivian makes a cute little murmur of indecision.
Perfect

>"Please do not leave me alone."

>"...Even while you change?"

>Her lack of reply is reply enough of its own.
MY DICK IS SO FUCKING READY
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So warm
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>>2657303
scorching
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My fucking God it's too warm here at 34°C here even my ac can't do shit.
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>>2657322
>He's actually waiting warmly
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What are you guys getting for your Dads tomorrow?
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Please tell me we aren’t going to sex her

Not now
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>>2657363
A visit and a candle maybe an hour to talk about a year in my life :(
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I never met my dad
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https://pastebin.com/FE2e2Gbd
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Can I just say that while I don't quite sympathize with him just yet, I really really fuck with David Darkbloom this time around. Before he was almost cartoonish in how obviously evil he was. Now he may be one of my favourite male characters in FQ. Dare I say it, I think I like him way more as a character than Fazil, who doesn't seem to have changed much in comparison

>>2657363
Divorced parents. Dad lives on the other side of the planet now with his new family
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>>2657367
but fathers day is about him, why not spend more time with him? thats what them old folks enjoy more and more
be a good boy
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>>2657372
WE DEAD
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>>2657363
My dad is a shithead but I'm going to go spend time with my grandpa :> he's always been a busybody, but he's old enough now that he can't really do as much as he'd like, so I've been keeping him company lately, just so he doesn't go stir crazy.

[spoilers]I love my grandpa[/spoilers]
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>>2657372
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>>2657372
HYYYPE
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fuck I knew I should have seen the aphrodisiac bento coming
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>>2657372
>BAD. BAD IDEA.
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>>2657372
THE MADMAN DID IT
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>>2657372
Finally. After all these years.
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>>2657372
>spiked bento
>pantyjob
>and puts the garment back on
Great work OP, as always. Thanks for this
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>>2657372
>And then you realize what the panties were for.
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Reminder. Every straight thing we do allows us one ticket to do something with Alex without being gay. I’m a mathematician. I went to college for this.
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>>2657372
No way this was a bad idea.
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>>2657387
Master scholar, would you mind sharing your wisdom with us?
im somewhat of a scientist myself
so im into this kind of thing
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The time is currently 4:21
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>>2657387
Did you specialize in penis math?
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Since Vivian is drifting off, you figure you should let her rest - and face up to what may be your quickly impending doom.

"Please don't go..." she murmurs, turning to her side. She grabs Johann tight and snuggles him again. "I do not want to be alone."

"What do you want?" You ask.

She points - as if holding her hand aloft requires a lot of effort right now - and indicates a bookshelf against the wall. You walk over to it.

"The one about the prince," she says.

You sweep your eyes across the spines. Machiavelli's The Prince is here, but somehow you don't think that's what she meant. You keep searching, eyeing tomes of high modernist literature and a complete set of Gibbon's Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. But soon enough, you find it: a little hardcover boardbook, its thin spine bearing the title: "The Little Princess."

You take it out and hold it up. "This one?"

She nods yes.

You go back to the bed, pulling with you the stool from in front of her vanity. It's small beneath you, a little wobbly and awkward to sit on, but it'll do. You crack the book open and begin.

"Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, there was a little princess who was very lonely..."

Vivian smiles to herself and pulls her blankets up, getting comfy. Her eyes are already drifting closed again.
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>>2657372
>"It is nothing like what I expected," she says. "Please... do not rape me... I would never be able to take it..."
So we're definitely gonna rape her right?
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>>2657403
So when does Daddy Darkbloom come out and threaten us with death.
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>>2657372
>"Whitney", you said trough the phone, "I'm gonna get killed today so I called to say goodbye. Tell Alex I love him"
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>>2657403
>Storytime with Vivian
Cuuute!
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>>2657403
Reading bedtime stories to superiors as their garments are filled with our seed, this day cant get any better, right, OP?
pls dont go all monkey paw on this challenge
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>>2657407
He rewrote the story and silently replaced it, knowing that she would want a bedtime story.
"Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, there was a little princess who was very lonely...
The King of the land was furious with the bastard son of a nearby nation, and shouted "Alabaster, I am going to kill you.""
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When Vivian is well and truly asleep, you leave.

On your way downstairs, you run into Darkbloom. You can't help wilting a bit under his gaze.

"There you are. I was looking for you. Were you in my daughter's bedroom?"

"Y-- yeah."

"I trust you were chaste and wholesome," he says.

You cough. "Of course. We watched a movie... I read her a story. She's asleep now."

(Eliding over some minor details, there.)

"The one with the prince?" He asks.

You nod.

He laughs. "That's her favorite. I'm surprised she let you read to her like that - usually she's a bit too proud for it these days. You're a nice boy, Alabaster."

He leads you the rest of the way downstairs, towards the backyard where the party is ongoing.

"But," he says as you near the sliding glass doors, "As much as I appreciate your presence in my home today, I did ask a favor of you. And you haven't delivered."

"I'm sorry?"

"You've been meeting with Camelia, and you haven't killed her yet."
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>>2657420
Sweating intensifies.
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>>2657420
Oh yeah. Th-that. Haha.
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>>2657420
ooh
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he knows
heknowsheknowsheknowsheknowsheknows
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>>2657420
Was there even an chance for us to (try to) kill her?
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Hey she's hard to kill ok
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I'm going to end tonight's run here, but the episode is not over.

Due to some work I have to do tomorrow, I will not be able to pick it up until midnight EST.

Tonight I deliberately tried something new, which was step into the episode with absolutely no pre-planning. Since I knew there would be a lot of stuff going on at the Darkbloom residence, I wanted to let things flow without trying to map it all out.

I don't think I will try this again, since it took a lot longer to move the story than usual.
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>>2657437
Oyasumi Op
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>>2657437
Thanks for running! Can't wait for tomorrow!
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>>2657437
Dig it. Gotta shoot your shot.
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>>2657437
ok, so we wait warmly
gud nite, OP
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>>2657437
Sleep tight, OP, nice run.
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>>2657437
We love you OP! Thanks for being willing to experiment with us!

FAITH IS OUR SHIELD.
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>it's another "I'll finish it while you're at work" episode
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>>2657437

Thanks for the hard work OP. Personally I don't think there's any problem with a slower pace if you want to try out new things.
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>>2657437
Nice using a screen from the endless eight
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>>2657420
>"You've been meeting with Camelia, and you haven't killed her yet."
He should ask Whitney that.
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>>2657420
It's not an easy job man
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>>2657428
The time Ally and Rose went to spy on Galatea. Honestly though killing her would require a lot more planning and resources than Ally has right now. She's friends with a crime lord who's friends with Mara and we didn't know this until last week
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>>2657437
Nighty night OP.
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Btw D&D anon all the warmth is quickly leaving my body and it's 5 in the morning where I am so if you're finished with the sheets I'd appreciate if you post them before I pass out
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>>2657462
I was enjoying the Cards Against Megukas game too much! I'll post them after the episode is properly finished tonight, promise!
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>>2657463
Ok I can sleep now
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>>2657457
Also that crime lord has a yandere trap for a husband.

Alabaster is fucked in so many ways from so many angles.
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>>2657446
seconding this. This is OP's wild ride, and hes taking us along. Whatever OP thinks is the best way of constructing his story is the way it should be. I like it high quality, high word count, the way it totally draws you(us) in.
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>>2657372
Hot damn OP

>pantyjob
>she puts it back on
muh

>>2657437
Thanks for the run
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>>2657467
Look on the bright side
we're probably gonna get fucked from so many ways and so many angles too
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One observation and one question.

Observation: when we see Tyrus and his husband, they’re “eating crackers.” kek.

Question: where the fuck is Vivian getting these super hentai aphrodisiacs?
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Since we're in a lull of waiting for the return of the episode, and since I promised it in the other thread, here is the theme of Vivian (β):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DZjCgxbx5U
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>>2658027
>eating crackers
Kek. Didn't even notice

>question
David buys them for her
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>>2657400
the insistence on having a college education is what really makes this
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>>2658284
He went to college, but doesn’t realize futas are hermaphrodites, and futa-on-futa should be 2(XG+YG+YB).
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>>2658284
That plus the image of master shake. I can hear his voice delivering that dissertation.
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>>2657403
does this means there is princess play in the future?

Sasahara Yuuki is the king of needy and rebellious.
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Question for OP while I'm drawing up these character sheets:
Is Kay the type of person to write clickbaity Top 10 articles for ad revenue?
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>>2659114

Yes and no.

She's done that kind of work in the past to make ends meet, but she loathes it. She wants to be a serious journalist covering real news.
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>>2659127
I had a feeling. Thanks!
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OP are we getting another sex scene tonight?
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Guess who got a full VTO and gets to be here for the rest of the episode?
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"Do you see that man, Alabaster?" Darkbloom points out a tall, grey-haired man in a navy blue suit, who's busy playing grab-ass with one of the bunnygirl waitresses. The waitress is obviously distressed, but also too timid to resist. You pass the two of them by as Darkbloom leads you back towards the orchestra. "That's the chief of the police department. I personally cut him a check for $100,000 to call off the BOLO for you and your girlfriend."

"Because of the cafe," you say.

"That's right. Whitney packs one hell of a punch, too - based on what I've heard of her. It's a shame you don't want her working for me. I understand why, but I'd dearly love to get to know her better. She would have such a bright future with this company, under my wing, if her energies were diverted in a more productive direction..."

"I get what you're saying," you cut in. "You can fix things if I do what you want me to. But why should I?"

Darkbloom stops and faces you. But you're not going to back down here: you're sick of being a pawn.

You press him. "Camelia wants you gone, you want her gone. Why am I the middle-man? Do it yourselves."

Darkbloom's stony expression cracks into the faintest of grins. "I see your point perfectly well, Alabaster. What kind of man would commit murder with no motive other than the say-so of his boss? Only a moral coward. You must come to your own decision based on your own reckoning. It's unreasonable to expect anything less."

He puts a fatherly hand around your shoulder and turns you 180 degrees so that you face his mansion again. He sweeps his other arm wide to indicate its grandeur. "The spoils of war should always be the knight's secondary motivation, distantly below honor and so forth," he says. "But there are spoils here too. The king's own castle, complete with a sleeping princess atop the spiral staircase." He turns his face to leer at you, close enough that he could kiss you on the cheek if he wanted.

"So there's that," he says.
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>>2659342
Happy fathers day daddy David
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>>2659342
Oh boy oh boy. The temptations of the Buddha.
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>>2659342
oh shit its time
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>>2659342
David is 100% /ourguy/.
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>>2659342
C'mon Alabaster, that's common courtesy. A kill for a kiss.
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>>2659342
As if we needed more reason to kill Camelia.
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Vivian and prosperity as a reward for taking out the trash?
Who the hell is voting in favor of Camelia here?
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Mara approaches as David releases you from his grip. Even though she wears an ornamented brooch around her neck, you can see a hint of red at the apex of her throat. The vestige a bruise from when David choked her during the board meeting. In heels, she's taller than you, and she looks down her nose at you as if examining an insect that crawled onto her dinner plate.

"Did you enjoy my daughter's body?" She says cooly.

"Mara, don't be hard on the boy," Darkbloom says. He puts his hands on her shoulder and sways side to side with her, slow-dancing to the music. He tilts his head slightly to one side, gazing lovingly into her eyes. "Excellent choice of entertainment tonight, dear. I've simply never heard a bank robber hit such beautiful arpeggios."

"Would that I could say the same," she replies. "We must do something other than bunnygirls next time. It's so gauche, David."

He smiles and doesn't respond. Instead he leans in for a kiss -- one that Mara returns. Their moment of spousal intimacy lingers for just a bit longer than seems proper.

"Is that Isstein fellow here?" David asks, lacing his fingers through his wife's to dance more formally with her.

"He is."

They move in lazy circles around the lawn.

"He's got a rough campaign coming up," Darkbloom says. "How much does reelection cost these days?"

"He seems to think $1 million is a fair contribution on his behalf."

Darkbloom frowns. "Mara, you mustn't let these beltway types get too uppity. Is he still here? Let me speak to him."

Mara breaks their dancing to lead Darkbloom over to the congressman.

[ ] Accompany them.
[ ] Find Tyrus. [optional: ask about where Camelia is.]
[ ] Find Noelle.
[ ] Leave.
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>>2659342
but why is camelia such a big deal?
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>>2659342

So if he finds out about pantygate 2018 we just agree to the killing right.
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>>2659357
[X] Accompany them
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>>2659357
>[X] Find Noelle.
Bunnygirl get.
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>>2659357
>[x] Find Tyrus. Ask about where Camelia is.
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>>2659357
>[x] Find Noelle.
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>>2659357
>>[X] Find Noelle.
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>>2659357
>[X] Accompany them.
We can see Noelle at work
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>>2659357
>[x] Find Tyrus.
>[x] Ask about where Camelia is.


>>2659359
Bastard daughter wanting to kill her dad for being a dirty capitalist. Our boss wanting to kill his commie daughter for trying to ruin his business and world domination plot..
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>>2659357
>[x] Find Noelle.
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>>2659357
>[X] Find Noelle.
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>>2659357
find noelle [ ]
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>>2659357
>[ ] Find Tyrus.

It'd be good to keep working on recruiting them as new parents but following seems kind of unnatural here.
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>>2659357
>[ ] Find Noelle.
No need for third wheeling.
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>>2659357
>[x] Accompany them.
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>>2659357
>[x] Find Noelle.
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>>2659357
[x] Find Noelle.
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[x] Find Tyrus. Ask about Camelia.
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>[X] Find Noelle.

Time to find the bunnygirl.
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>People don't want Darkbloom family lore
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>>2659357
>[x] Find Tyrus. Ask about where Camelia is.
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>>2659357
>[X] Find Noelle.
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>>2659357

> [x] Find Noelle.
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>>2659384
I voted for it more to get a measure on the congressman that wanted Cerise to appear before congress.
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>>2659392
That fucker wants everyone to appear before congress.
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>>2659392
I mean it'd probably accurate just to read the wiki article on Dianne Feinstein. Isstein's one of the more transparent references.
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Accurate?
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>>2659400
>Kay
>a villain

>Camelia
>mysterious motives
She's an accelerationist, Anonymous-dono. She wants it all to burn before starting anew.
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>>2659398

Devin Isstein's name is a combination of Diane Feinstein, Devin Nunes, and Darrell Issa.
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>>2659407
Man, I just hate him more and more.
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>[X] Find Noelle.

You weave in and out of little pockets of partygoers, catching more snippets of conversation. It's the sort of conversation you never expected to hear in real life: plans for Senate campaigns, haggling between multibillion dollar tech CEOs, moaning about the recent admission of a Turkish man to the local country club. You hear one person wager a private island over the outcome of the Stanley Cup, so convinced he is that Las Vegas will win.

You're in the lap of high-powered degeneracy writ large.

Soon, you find Noelle sitting by herself at a folding chair underneath the shade of a small tree. Her serving platter is sitting on the grass beside her, full of empty champagne flutes. She's got her chin in her hands.

When she sees you, she blushes. But there's no hiding now. She doesn't try to leave.

"Hi," you say. You're not sure what else to say besides that. Start small, right?

"H-hi," she stammers, looking away.

"When did you become a waitress?" You ask. You pull up a chair and sit beside her.

She shrugs.

The sun is starting to set and her skin looks a bit pallid in the orange glow. She definitely isn't the kind of girl who decides to throw on a bunny costume and service billionaires on a whim. Her skin tone alone is evidence enough that her ideal weekend activity is being cooped up inside with her favorite TV shows, not mingling with the rich and famous.

"I do it every once in a while," Noelle says. "Mr. Darkbloom saw me in the server room when I started a few years ago and said I'd be perfect for these events..."

"Does it pay well?"

"I wouldn't be here if it didn't..." she says. "But it's so embarrassing to be seen by a coworker." She turns, looking you in the eyes, pleadingly. "Don't tell anyone about this, okay?"

You put one hand to your heart and raise the other one like you're taking an oath.

"I do solemnly swear," you say.

She smiles. Until:

"...On one condition."

She punches you in the shoulder. "You... you jerk. Blackmail? That's low!"

"It's in my nature," you say. "Sorry."

"Out with it, then. What is it?"

[ ] Touch fluffy tail.
[ ] How about grabbing a drink with me?
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>>2659413
[X] Touch fluffy tail
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>>2659400
>>2659403
>>Kay
>>a villain
x2

We also don't know David's true motives beyond "What if everyone knew everything?"

Also, I just noticed that this line in >>2656434 was a meta in-joke about how OP's structuring the story with the flashbacks.
>He looks at you, eyes bright. "I think about this painting all the time. Knowledge wasn't Adam's curse. It was incomplete knowledge. We know only enough to know that we know nothing. Isn't it awful?"

>>2659413
>[x] How about grabbing a drink with me?
Noelle is better gf material than Whitney. Prove me wrong.
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>>2659413
>[ ] How about grabbing a drink with me?
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>>2659413
[ ] touch tail
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>>2659413
>[x] How about grabbing a drink with me?

DON'T FALL FOR IT, YOU FUCKS.
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>>2659413
>[x] How about grabbing a drink with me?

Finesse your way right in there.
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>>2659417
She's ugly, irrelevant, and an evil spy
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>>2659413
>[X] Touch fluffy tail
How is this a question?
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>>2659413
>[x] How about grabbing a drink with me?
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>>2659413
[ ] Touch fluffy tail.

If shes one of us, she knows there was only ever that one choice.
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>>2659413
>[ ] Touch fluffy tail.

If she's going to ruse us we should at least get something out of it.
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[x] How about grabbing a drink with me?
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>>2659413
>[x] How about grabbing a drink with me?
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>>2659413
>moaning about the recent admission of a Turkish man to the local country club.

No one talking about this?
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>>2659424
Don't get corrupted by its influence, anon.
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>>2659420
I exhausted all the options here before moving on with the main quest.
And then I touched the fluffy tail a few more times before actually getting the bell.
Always touch fluffy tail.
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>>2659413
>[ ] Touch fluffy tail.
I exist in a perpetual haze of self destructive impulses
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>>2659413
[X] Touch fluffy tail.
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>>2659413
>You hear one person wager a private island over the outcome of the Stanley Cup, so convinced he is that Las Vegas will win.
Haw haw.

>[x] How about grabbing a drink with me?
The fluffy tail is fake anyway. Right?
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>>2659430
I'm starting to think Fazil is more than what we think he is.
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If you side with Noelle you side with Illias.
Don't side with Illias.
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>>2659413

God has there never been an easier choice.

>[ x] Touch fluffy tail.
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>>2659437
I thought that was referring to Fazil's dad.
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>>2659413
[X] Touch fluffy tail.
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>>2659413
>[ ] Touch fluffy tail.
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>>2659436
It is.

Unless its a butt plug.
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>>2659443
I mean it could, but then why would Fazil be here on an H1B?
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>[x] Touch fluffy tail.

It was almost a tie vote, but it looks like we're gonna get some tail.
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>>2659447
>not expecting David "There was infidelity" Darkbloom to make buttplugs part of the uniform
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you guys are alright after all
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>>2659450
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>>2659452
The best part is that the waiters are wearing the uniform too.
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>>2659450
Yes
YES
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>>2659356
Nobody. Even if Darkbloom is evil he's not nearly as much if a thorn in our side as Camelia is. Let's kill that bitch
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>>2659450
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>>2659459
Galatea would commit Sudoku and Cerise would be sad
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>Get here just in time to touch fluffy tail
god bless
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>>2659462
If Gal offed herself, Cerise would follow. Not even the thought of us fucking Alex could save her.
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>all these pro darkbloom bakas
That crazy red bitch is our FRIEND! She fights for JUSTICE!
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>>2659462
>Implying Alabaster's dick wouldn't give her a reason to keep on living
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>>2659466
Period blood must die.
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Can we take a third route where Camelia and Darkbloom kill each other and we go back to watching anime and playing board games with our harem
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>>2659466
better dead than red my friend
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>[x] Touch fluffy tail.

You slowly extend your hand towards her.

Her eyes widen. "Don't -- d-don't you dare!"

You reach for her.

"Alabaster! I know what you're about to do, and I'm telling you not to do it!"

Your hand is getting closer...

"Alabaster!!"

"I... I can't help it!" You shout, feigning psychic agony. You grab your wrist with your other hand as if trying and failing to hold yourself back. "I've been... possessed... I must... obey..."

"Th-that's not funny! Don't you d--"

You reach through the gap between the chairback and the seat and touch her fluffy cottontail. It's soft and warm. You ruffle it playfully.

She sits bolt upright as if given an electric shock. "Gghh--" she chokes.

You wipe your forehead with the back of your palm and slide down in your seat, as if exhausted. "Whew," you say. "I feel so much better."

"You're just as bad as all the other perverts here!" Noelle yells. She swats your shoulder.

"Hey," you say, "that's quid pro quo. Now your secret is safe with me."

"I was going to give you a link to the leaked premiere of Magical Witchy," Noelle says. She folds her arms and harumphs, blowing her hair out of her face. "But now you can go shove it up your ass."

"It leaked?" You say.

"Yeah. And only a select few people have seen it. Yours truly included! You could have had an early in, but now..."

You give an exaggerated shrug. "Well, someone will post it on a public torrent site eventually. No big deal."

She kicks your foot with hers, and you get into a little kicking match. It ends when she dissolves into peals of laughter.

"You're not a very good bunnygirl," you tell her. "Most bunnygirls don't kick people, you know."

"You're right," she says. "I'm not. And I've had about as much of these rich people as I can stand,. Do you want to get out of here?"

[ ] Let's go to your place.
[ ] Let's get dinner.
[ ] Sorry, I have other plans.
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>>2659466
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>>2659475
>[ ] Let's get dinner.
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>>2659475
>[X] Let's get dinner.
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>>2659475
[X] Let's get dinner
Let's get to know Kay/Camelia/Mara/? better
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>>2659475
>"Hey," you say, "that's quid pro quo.
Noelle is Renee.

Noelle is Renee. If she's not Renee then fuck you for this. End the quest.

>[x] Let's get dinner.
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>>2659475
[x] Let's get dinner.
I wonder if she prefers SUBS over dubs.
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>>2659475
>[ ] Let's get dinner.

Shes reacting. Why is she reacting.
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>>2659475
>[X] Let's go to your place.
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fuck that's really plausible
if we go for subs it's definitely her.
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>>2659475
>[x] Let's get dinner.

>>2659480
seconding this
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>>2659475
>[x] Let's get dinner.
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>>2659475
>[ ] Sorry, I have other plans.

DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES
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>[x] Let's get dinner.

Time to eat some cake.
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>>2659475
>[X] Let's get dinner.
even though she was a bad bunny :(

>>2659480
>>2659485
No you fools, Noelle is Smatters!
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>>2659475
>She sits bolt upright as if given an electric shock. "Gghh--" she chokes.
Bunnytail buttplugs?
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>>2659493
Very possible.

Also she didnt try to move away even as she protested.
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>>2659491
>THis might be a trap
>But fuck it, I like Alex.
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>>2659475
[ ] dinner
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>>2659472
That might actually happen if shit hits the fan and David & Camelia tell Ally to kill the other already or else they'll murder everyone knows. Maybe something along the lines of being so easy to manipulate nobody expects you to manipulate the manipulators into killing each other

>>2659476
Perfect

>>2659480
That's stupid. They have completely different personalities. Renee is gonna appear when we all least expect it
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>>2659502
You act like Renee hasn't disguised herself before. Sofia Saint-Elizabeth ring any bells?
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>[x] Let's get dinner.

You duck away from the party and go around the side of the Darkbloom residence, towards the carport where all the guests are parked.

"Meet you there?" Noelle asks.

"Uh-- I should ride with you. I didn't come here in my own car."

"Oh," Noelle says. "O-Oh. Well... you see. You see, the thing is..."

The thing is that Noelle drives a rusted-to-shit 1998 Toyota Golf with the passenger side window missing - in its place, a black garbage bag secured by duct tape. The inside of her car is littered with junk - not garbage, but a bunch of useless stuff, piles of manga and DVDs, CDs, a couple cartons of bottled water, some dry cleaning bags with recently laundered outfits in them. That sort of thing.

"I'm so embarrassed," she says as you set aside a pile of cords and an old tablet from her passenger seat so you can sit.

"If it's any consolation, I've seen at least one or two cars in worse condition."

"If I knew I was going to have a passenger--"

"You definitely wouldn't have cleaned your car," you say.

"Yeah. You're right."

She looks at you. "Hey, get out for a sec. I need to change out of this ridiculous costume."

"What-- right here?"

"I'm not going out to eat dressed like a Playboy Bunny!"

You step out of the car. Since Vivian, uh, "relieved" you a little bit ago, it's easier to be on your best behavior as Noelle makes herself more presentable.

Still, you can't help taking a peek. Unfortunately for you, the windows are tinted enough that you can only see the vague outline of Noelle's form as she finishes getting dressed again. No real detail.

She leans over the console and opens the passenger side door. "I saw you looking, freak. Where do you want go eat?"

"Do you like subs?"

"Hell yeah. Let's go."

(please wait warmly)
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>>2659505
>"Do you like subs?"

op you'd better quit playing with my heart here
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>>2659505
>>2659480

>"Do you like subs?"

Don't think I'm not on to your conspiracy. I know a last boss impersonating a waifu when I see one.
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>>2659505
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>>2659505
OH GOD
YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
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>>2659505
>Subs
ITS FUCKING RENEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2659505
>"Do you like subs?"
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>>2659505
>1998 Toyota Golf
Is this a mistake or is this universe shenanigans?
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>>2659505
Also
>Toyota Golf
Man, this universe is REALLY wacky if Volkswagen managed to buy out Toyota.
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>>2659505
Her car wishes it were a Toyota.
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Worth noting that if this *is* Renee, then she doesn't have her Corvette anymore.
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>>2659516
Keep reading, Anonymous-dono. That Corvette was Darkbloom's and she was determined to run it into the ground.
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>>2659518
>Driving a car so hard that it becomes a different make and model
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>>2659518
Well no wonder she doesn't have it anymore
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>>2659503
No it doesn't actually. Mind resparking my memory
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Since Noelle's budget is limited and you don't believe in paying for a date's meal, your options are slim. You suggest Subway, which she shoots down on principle; so instead, it's Jimmy John's.

You like this place well enough, but you don't see what the fuss is about. At least with Subway, you get to choose what kind of bread you want.

You and Noelle sit down to eat at a corner booth, making small talk about anime. It's pretty amazing how closely your tastes align. Not perfectly, of course - but more closely than most people you know.

"Did you hear about Comiket?" She asks.

"Yeah, they're invading America."

"San Francisco, specifically! Lots of Dojin groups are coming overseas to be there! It'll be amazing!"

"If you're suggesting what I think you are," you say, "you can forget it. I'm not a convention type of guy. Sorry."

Noelle pouts. "You've never been to one before?"

"And I never will."

"You're such a bore. If you got over yourself for ten seconds, you'd realize that cons can be pretty fun."

"There's a lot of fun things in this world. We can't experience all of them."

She groans.

[ ] Fine. If it's with you, I can endure it.
[ ] I'm standing firm. I won't go.
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>>2659505
>"Do you like subs?"
Nice bait, almost had me for a second
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>>2659523
[X] Fine. But we're bringing my friend Fazil.
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>You suggest Subway, which she shoots down on principle
I said STOP playing with my heart, OP.

[x] Fine. If it's with you, I can endure it.

>>2659522
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>>2659523
[ ] if its with you I can endure it
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>>2659523
>You suggest Subway, which she shoots down on principle...


>[x] Fine. If it's with you, I can endure it.
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>>2659523
>[x] Fine. If it's with you, I can endure it.
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>>2659523
>[X] Fine. If it's with you, I can endure it.
It'll be just like anime club, except we're getting laid this time.
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>>2659523
>[ ] I'm standing firm. I won't go.
Unless of course you are willing to cosplay.
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>>2659523
>[x] Fine. If it's with you, I can endure it.
No reason to refuse
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>>2659523
>hates Subway
It has to be.

>[x] Fine. If it's with you, I can endure it.


>>2659522
Sofia St. Elizabeth was Renee's tinfoil-hat wearing radio talkshow. Think a cuter Alex Jones.
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>>2659523
>[X] I'm standing firm. I won't go.
If it's a Westen convention then it's trash.
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>[X] Natsukomi with the natsukeki
Can't wait for Noelle to not be Renee but then Renee comes back towards the end because OP is good like that
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>>2659523
[X] Fine. If it's with you, I can endure it.

We got our food spiked, so a Lil bit of skirt chasing is allowed
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>>2659523
>[X] Fine. If it's with you, I can endure it.
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>>2659523
>[ ] Fine. If it's with you, I can endure it.
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>>2659523
[ ] I'm standing firm. I won't go.
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>>2659523

This >>2659525
>>
Do you think Ken would enjoy a Comiket run in the US?
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>>2659547
No but he would sell everything he owns to go to comic con
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>>2659525
THIS THIS THIS

>>2659533
>Cuter Alex Jones
Physically impossible
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>[X] Fine. If it's with you, I can endure it.

Noelle groans again. "Quoting cookie-cutter doujin lines at me isn't helping your air of superiority," she says. "You'll fit right in with the other con-goers."

"I've never been more insulted in my entire life," you say. And it's true.

Noelle laughs. As she goes on about how great American Comiket is going to be, your phone buzzes in your pocket.

You check the display. It's a notification from the tracking app you sneaked onto Rose's phone. It's alerting you that Rose is nearby. According to her location pin, she's across the street.

You look up, peering out the window. In the gloom of evening, it's impossible to see exactly where she might be camped out.

[ ] Engineer a way to bump into her and confront her.
[ ] Let her stay.
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is this the you but a girl character
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>>2659553
>[X] Engineer a way to bump into her and confront her.
Why don't we beat around the bush?
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>>2659553
[ ] let her stay
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>>2659553
>[X] Let her stay.
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>>2659553
[X] Let her stay
she's not hurting anyone
and she'll stay safe
probably
hopefully
please OP
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>>2659553
>[x] Let her stay.
No way are you gonna fucking tag along and ruin out night with the cake.

>>2659554
Thank you Spooky Ougi
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>>2659553
>[X] Let her stay.
Let's not beat around her bush.
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>>2659553

>[x] Reverse-ambush.
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>>2659553
On one hand, I want to keep talking to RENEE, THE DOPPLEGANGER, but on the other...

>[x] Engineer a way to bump into her and confront her.

Wouldn't it be funny if they recognized each other?

Also, what happened with Damon?
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>>2659554
Wouldn't that be Rose?
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>>2659553
>[x] Let her stay.
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>>2659553
>[X] Let her stay.
anime > bitches
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>>2659553
>[x] Let her stay.
Good girl.
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>>2659554
Hope so because they're always the best girl.
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>>2659576
SLEEVE DICKINGS
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>>2659578
I want Ougi to put her sleeves close to my erect dick.
Then, I want her sleeves to slowly descend over my erect manhood so that I can feel her soft, pale hand stroke my dick as I ejaculate all over the insides of her sleeves.
I don't want to see her hands though.
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>[x] Let her stay.

She can watch if she wants, you decide. The only one she's hurting is herself.

"Is your phone more interesting than me?" Noelle asks.

"Huh?" You glance up at her.

"Honestly, people who get all absorbed in their phones instead of talking to the person right in front of them... those kinds of people really piss me off."

You put your phone away. "I'm a busy guy," you say. "It can't be helped."

"Is Mr. Darkbloom sending you eeeevil plans?" She asks. She makes a wiggly motion with the fingers of both hands.

"Now, why would he do that?" You say.

"I saw you rubbing elbows with him. Hey, it's pretty cool. I know a guy who's friends with one of the richest people on the planet!"

"Yeah, and I know his pet bunny."

Noelle turns beet red. She takes a piece of ice from her cup and chucks it at you. It slides down the front of your shirt, making you dance frantically with the cold shock of it against your skin, until you manage to shake it out.

You sit again, composing yourself. "I can neither confirm nor deny my friendship with him," you say. "But if I leave to go work on a world domination scheme, I'm sure you'll understand."

"Of course. And I'm sure you'll understand my foot up your ass," she counters. She's a lot less stiff and timid when you get to know her.
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>>2659576
Kaori Mizuhashi is a miracle of the universe.
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>>2659581
When are we breaking up with Whitney?
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>>2659585
When we can be assured she won't rip apart any new girls with her bare hands.
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>>2659585
waiting warmly
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>>2659466
That crazy red bitch is the entire reason Alabaster is in this mess
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>>2659588
But she's just a product of her environment, Anonymous-dono. We still don't know her raison d'etre.
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>>2659585
Whitney can stay. Hell, with Noelle's taste in anime, Whitney might even be too late to corrupt her.
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>>2659581
>this sort of playful banter was how Renee ended up becoming my favourite in the first place

oof
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>>2659581
>"Yeah, and I know his pet bunny."
Absolutely fucking destroyed

>>2659585
I actually do want to break up with Whitney but only because I don't like the fact that we have a girlfriend period. Kinda defeats the point of a harem imo. If we do break up with her I want to stay single as to not treat one girl over the other. Especially not for someone completely shit like Noelle
>>
>Alabaster isn't getting catfished
>We are
Deepest lore.
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>>2659585
Soon.
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>>2659582
She also voices Mami.
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Noelle's phone buzzes. She takes it from her pocket and checks it.

"Is your phone more interesting than m--" you begin.

"Mother shitter," Noelle says.

"Uh."

"I'm sorry. I just got some bad news." She puts the phone away.

"What is it?" You ask.

She sticks her tongue out. "My world domination scheme got foiled."

Your conversation continues for another hour or so. Your food is long since finished and your drinks are empty save for the meltwater from the ice. Your conversation flows so freely that you hardly notice the time passing.

You discuss work matters at length, specifically how strange Sable is. Then the topic of Ken comes up: Noelle wants to know what his deal is. You explain that he's some sort of westaboo, and the concept seems as bizarre to her as the concept of a round Earth was to ancient people. She can't wrap her mind around it.

"It's some prince and the pauper shit," she says. "He comes from the land of riches but he wants to slum it with American crap. What a nutjob."

"Not every American cartoon is terrible," you say.

"Really. Name a good one."

"The Simpsons."

She makes a face. "Six good seasons and seventy decades of the worst TV ever made. I swear that human beings haven't worked on it since at least the turn of the millennium. It's being perpetrated on us by a malevolent AI."

"Fair," you say. "But you still admit that it used to be good."

"Used to be."

"Well, that's what he likes."

She shakes her head, still not getting it.

And so it goes. Eventually it's another text to Noelle's phone that forces you to part ways.

"I'm sorry," she says. She stands. "I have to go deal with something. Can you get back home on your own?"

"I'll manage. Somehow."

"It's a really awful thing to do, I know. I'll make it up to you, okay?"

You lean back, lacing your fingers together. "Of course," you say. "You can make it up by wearing that bunny tail again on our next date."

Noelle walks over to the drink machine and dispenses a piece of ice specifically to throw it at you. This time you're prepared. You block it with your tray.

"See you later, freak," she says.

She leaves. Even if she says she's mad, she's smiling.

[ ] Hitch a ride with Rose.
[ ] Find your own way.
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>[ ] Hitch a ride with Rose.

Just gotta figure out how to do it without her finding the tracker.
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>>2659604
[x] Find your own way.

What could go wrong?
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>>2659604
>[X] Hitch a ride with Rose.
If she's gonna stalk us we might as well rub it in her face
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>>2659604
Is ambling down a secluded place to surprise rose a choice?
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>>2659604
My thirst for Cerise is being sated by another. I feel dirty.

>>2659604
>[x] Hitch a ride with Rose.
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>>2659604
[X] Find a way
the longer Rose doesn't know we know about her tracker device the better.
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>>2659604
[ ] Find your own way.

Knowing rose, she’ll find a way to ‘oh be in the area’ and give us a lift.
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>>2659604
[ ] find our own way
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>>2659604
>[x] Find your own way.
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>>2659604
>[x] Find your own way.
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>>2659604
>[X] Engineer a way to bump into Rose and hitch a ride with her.
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>[x] find our own way

All right then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4
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>>2659604
>[X] Find your own way.
MAYBE WE CAN STILL SALAVGE SOME DARKBLOOM LORE!
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>>2659604
[ ] Find your own way
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>>2659604
>[ ] Find your own way.
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>>2659604
>[X] Hitch a ride with Rose.
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>[x] Find your own way.

You slip out the exit and hurry down the road. It isn't too much of a walk back to the apartment.

Glancing at the display on your phone, you see Rose's tracking indicator pulling up practically right next to you - but looking around, you can't see any trace of her, or her car. It freaks you out.

She was like this back in high school, too. Fucking Solid Snake levels of stealth when she wants to flex her stalker muscles.

A few minutes on, you pass a brick building with neon green graffiti on it that makes you do a double take. You walk backwards, turn and look directly up at it.

It's a sign that says:

>HEY DICKFACE --->

In hastily painted letters about ten feet tall. The arrow is directing you to an alley. The paint is still wet and running.

You can guess it's for you. And you can guess who did it.

[ ] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.
[ ] Leave.
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>>2659632
>[X] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.
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>>2659632
[x] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.

This is exactly what I wanted.
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>>2659632
>[ ] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.
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>>2659632
[ ] time to tell her off
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[ ] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.
are we about to get painted green?
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>>2659632

>[ ] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.


The return of Alphabaster.
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>>2659632
>[X] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.
Better than doing nothing about it
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>>2659632
>[x] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.
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>>2659632
>[X] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.
Engage Alphabaster mode.
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>>2659632
>[ ] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.
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>>2659632
>[ ] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.
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>[X] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.
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>>2659604
>It's being perpetrated on us by a malevolent AI
I remember!
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>>2659632
>[x] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.
After that Not-Renee bullshit I really wanna die.
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>>2659632
I bet it's not actually Rose who spray painted it
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>>2659662
well obviously
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>>2659662
lets hope for some sex crazed taser action and reverse "rape"
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>>2659662
Anonymous-dono, do you have brain problems?
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>>2659632
[ ] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too.

Guess either Galatea has hacked the tracking app or they have been following us another way.
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[x] You told Darkbloom off. Time to tell her off too

You step into the alley.

It's empty, save for a couple dumpsters. Maybe the sign really wasn't for you?

But of course it was. Just before you leave, the lid of one of the dumpsters flies open and she pops up like a prairie dog. She's eating a loaf of bread.

"Jesus Christ," you say. "Should I start calling you Oscar?"

"Don't knock it till you try it," Camelia says. "Restaurants around here throw out perfectly good food all the time. It'd just go to waste otherwise!"

Her face is still badly bruised and her good eye sports a particularly nasty looking shiner. Whitney beat the living shit out of her.

"You know a lot about garbage, huh?" You say.

"Tyrus and his goons are morons," Camelia says. "Almost as bad as that dyke bitch who thinks she's your girlfriend. Sorry if they roughed you up."

"I don't care anymore," you say. "About him or about you, or about Darkbloom or anyone else. I'm neutral, you understand? Switzerland. I won't interfere with whatever it is going on between you and Darkbloom. I expect you not to interfere with me."

Camelia steps out of the dumpster. She squares up to you, but she's hardly threatening. "What if I told you that David Darkbloom is running the world's biggest child prostitution rackets?" She says.

"He's..." you say. "No. He's really--"

"Nahhh," she says. "But that would be pretty bad, huh?"

You turn. "Goodbye, Camelia."
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>>2659670
Well to be fair...
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>>2659670
waiting boilingly for more
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>>2659670
The hammer's about to drop, isn't it?
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She grabs your arm, stopping you. "Let me try again. What if I told you that he knew about the world's biggest child prostitution racket, and did nothing to stop it? Plus the world's biggest gun running racket, and the world's biggest drug cartels, and the world's most wanted terrorists, and the world's worst serial killers?"

You shake your head.

"Gal has all the evidence. Criminals talk, you know, Alabaster. They talk on Facebook, they email, they text. Darkbloom's got us all inside his own personal panopticon but he isn't pulling the trigger on any of these sick fucks. Why? That's supposed to be the trade, right, privacy for security. But we get neither. Why?"

"I don't know," you say. "I don't want to."

"Of course you don't want to. But you will. You can't escape it. We're kin."

"The world's full of bad people," you say. "I'm just looking out for me and the people who I care about." You step back. "Darkbloom offered me a lot of money to murder you. In case you were wondering, I turned him down. You should thank me."

"As if you could get your nut up to kill someone. Let's not kid ourselves."

"Well, he's offering me a hell of a lot more than you are. I'm done doing errands for you."

"No, Alabaster, let's get this straight. I don't expect YOU to do anything for ME. I expect you to do it for you. For your lovers. For your future children. For the world? Justice? But least of all me, anyway. Has nothing I've said gotten through to you? Do you actually pay attention to anything in the world around you? What do YOU want?"

"I want you to leave me alone," you growl.

Her good eye sparkles. "No you don't. I make things too interesting. Try again, and honestly this time."

"I don't know." You look away.

"I'll fuck you, if you want. I've got nothing better to do today."

You massage the bridge of your nose. "There's no way you're a real human."

"Sure I am. Just a bit sideways, that's all. Ooh, sideways - there's an idea."

Your phone buzzes again.

"You better get that," Camelia says. "It's probably important."

She lifts turns and goes back to the dumpster. She lifts the lid and hops inside.

"Wait--" you say. "Tell me Whitney's safe."

"She's safe," Camelia says. "I like a girl who fights back."

She closes the lid.

You check the phone. It's a text from Kay Vera:

>Can you meet me at my apartment tonight?

[ ] I'm on my way.
[ ] Sorry, no.
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>>2659670
>"Nahhh," she says. "But that would be pretty bad, huh?"
This made me laugh out loud. Well done, OP
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>>2659675
>[ ] Sorry, no.
Shes got me hook line and sinker
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[ ] no way fag
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>>2659675
>[ ] Sorry, no.
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>>2659675
[X] I'm on my way
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>>2659675
>[x] I'm on my way.
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>>2659675
Man, I want to meet Kay now but...

>[x] Sorry, no.
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[x] I’m on my way.
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>>2659675
>[X] Sorry, no.
Also, can we roll the bin down the street? It'll be fun.
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>>2659675
>[x] I'm on my way.
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>>2659675
>[ ] I'm on my way.

Gotta advance this character somehow. Also I feel as though she must have some additional reason for the Darkbloom vendetta.
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>>2659675
>[x] I'm on my way.
Who else can we tell off tonight?
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>>2659675
>[x] I'm on my way.

>For your future children.
HALT. BIG RED FLAG.
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>[x] I'm on my way.

Time to meet the press.
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>>2659675
>[x] Sorry, no.
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>>2659675
Either a trap, a distraction or shes about to get roughed up.

The harem needs to be save tho frfr
>[X] Sorry, no.
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>>2659696
Can we press the meat instead?
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>>2659670
>Almost as bad as that dyke bitch who thinks she's your girlfriend
Why would she say that Whitney thinks she's our girlfriend?
>Tyrus called Camelia our girlfriend last chapter
You guys don't think that she thinks we're her boyfriend r-right

>>2659675
>[ ] I'm on my way
We need to see more of her
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>>2659701
>Why would she say that Whitney thinks she's our girlfriend?
I mean it's not like we're gonna fuck like 9 other girls total.
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>>2659702
But IaTM, Alex is a boy!
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>You guys don't think that she thinks we're her boyfriend r-right
now that would be very noice

Camelia bashfully waiting for a kiss fucking when
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Guys, Camelia is normally aggressive and takes pretty outlandish measures to get what she needs, but she was unusually calm and accepting here.
The fact that Darkbloom wants her dead so desperately doesn't help things.
I'm worried that the Camelia is Ally's kid from the future theory is true
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>>2659703
>implying Noelle isn't gonna be next on that chart
In due time, friend.
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>>2659707
That's still only 8 girls though, besides Whitney.
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>>2659705
She's Ally's grandkid.
She's missing that delta brainwave.
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>>2659702
1. She doesn't know how many people we're gonna fuck. (The time travel theory is stupid)

2. Even if you fuck other girls it doesn't mean you can't have a girlfriend

3. Why would Tyrus call her our girlfriend
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>>2659705
>>2659711
>>2659712
20 minute reminder
>>2659695
>>For your future children
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Kay's apartment is pretty close, and it's on the way back home. You walk the rest of the way there.

Rose is still following you. It's starting to get a bit obnoxious, frankly.

Still... you sort of don't want her to stop.

Outside the gate, you ring the buzzer that corresponds to Kay's unit number. You don't get any vocal response, even though there's a speaker mounted above the buzzer - but a click lets you know that you've been invited up.

You walk a little ways down a winding concrete path lined with well-groomed grass and hedges, then up a set of stairs to apartment 221. (Somehow, that number feels wrong. Why?)

You knock, but there is no answer. You figure you might as well go for broke, and try the handle. It's unlocked.

You notice two things right away. First: Kay is lying on a mat on her living room floor, curled over herself like a scorpion, her feet dangling directly above her head. She's focused intently as she maintains her balance.

Second: the ceiling, walls, and floor are completely lined with foil. Copper garland is strung all over in a sort of grid-like pattern.

Lady, Kay's rottweiler, lies on a doggy bed, sniffing his crotch. At least he's not trying to maul you.

"Close the door," Kay says, her voice a bit strained - given that she's got most of her weight on her neck and chin. You do as requested.

"Oh my god..." you mutter. "You live inside an easy bake oven."

Lady gets up, walks over to you and sniffs you curiously. Finding nothing apparently objectionable, he walks over to Kay.

Imitating his master, he gets down on his chest, his front paws curled underneath him, his hind raising high into the air. This is his best attempt at this truly impressive scorpion pose Kay is holding.

"You look like something out of Oldboy," you tell her.

"Good taste," Kay says. "But I pull it off better."

"Seriously, what's up with all this foil?"

Kay unfurls her body and stands up, spritely and energetic. "It's a makeshift Faraday cage. No signals in, no signals out. Speaking of..."

She goes to her counter and pulls up a weird looking, homemade, boxy remote with an antenna on it. It has a single red button on it. She points it at you and clicks the button.

You hear an electric clkk-clkk and electricity arcs from the antenna.

"The hell was that?" You demand.

"EMP device. Your phone is dead."

"What the f--"

"Don't whine. It'll be fine in a few hours... probably."

Lady is weaving in and out of Kay's legs. She reaches down to ruffle his fur. "You came alone, right?"

"You're crazy," you say. "I know a lot of crazy people, too, but this takes the cake."

"It's not crazy," Kay says, "if they're really watching. And they are."
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>>2659717
Rose coming to see whats happening any second now
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>>2659717
>(Somehow, that number feels wrong. Why?)
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>>2659717
So who lives two floors above, OP?

also inb4 Rose comes in guns blazing again
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>>2659719
I forget, what was the significance of 221 again?
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>>2659722
That it isn't 421.
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>>2659722
It's not 421.
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>>2659717

Rose stalking us for our protection is becoming increasingly endearing if anything.
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>>2657002
>Stuffed Penguin
Like the one from Evangelion?
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>>2659722
221B Baker Street?
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>>2659717
>She goes to her counter and pulls up a weird looking, homemade, boxy remote with an antenna on it. It has a single red button on it. She points it at you and clicks the button.

>You hear an electric clkk-clkk and electricity arcs from the antenna.

>"The hell was that?" You demand.

>"EMP device. Your phone is dead."

Another fan of best girl I see.
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"And who do you think is listening?" You ask.

"NSA, CIA, DA -- take your pick. I'm the woman who knew too much."

"Sounds scary," you say. "What do you want?"

"Just you. You're a popular man, after all. The more I piece together, the more your name keeps coming up."

"Get to the point. Popularity is keeping me busy right about now. And if you really did kill my phone, you might get an unwelcome visitor pretty soon."

Kay sighs. "You're on a mission, right? To steal my shit? Smuggle my findings back to that terrorist?"

"No," you say, truthfully. "I'm done working with her."

"That's fine," Kay says. "But I'm not done with you. Maybe you'll want to see what I've got."

You eye her suspiciously.

"Come with me," she says.

She leads you back - towards her bedroom.
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>>2659714
That literally means nothing. It's just something she said to get us to help her it doesn't singlehandedly confirm that she is a time traveler of all things.

>>2659718
Well from her perspective we just kinda teleported off the map. She's probably losing her shit right now
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>>2659730
im listening, lady.
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>>2659730
God dammit Rose, at least don't burst in until AFTER the info dump.
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>>2659730
>"Just you. You're a popular man, after all. The more I piece together, the more your name keeps coming up."
What the fuck has Ally gotten himself into
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I'm waiting for Kay to immediately Suplex Rose when she makes her arrival.
Her military time probably wasn't just for show.
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>>2659730
Please don't be magic semen again
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"Here you go," says Kay. "Take a look."

You step up to the whiteboard. Your jaw goes slack. Your extremities feel weak. It's too much to take in all at once like this - you become nauseated with the shock of it.

Mara Darkbloom and Camelia are both linked to the Russian mafia. Noelle is an FBI agent who intends to "interview" you and Cerise. Cerise is suspected of coordinating the 3-10 hack.

There is nothing intelligible you can say, except for this: "you've got to be fucking kidding me."

"It goes even deeper than this," Kay says. "I've only just begun to piece it together."

"How... just, how? Are you some kind of detective? FBI agent?"

"Quantico wanted me," she says, pulling out a cigarette and lighting up (why do all the girls in your life have to smoke?) "But after Afghanistan, I was sick of working for the government. That being said - if I could find this much, this quickly, working on my own... how far behind can the FBI be?"

"I'm going to be sick."

"It's a classic Gordian knot," Kay says. "The more I tug at it, the more complicated it becomes. More and more, I'm beginning to think the key to cutting through it all lies with one person in particular."

"Who?" You ask.

Kay points to a picture near the bottom of the board.

"Renee Carte..." you mutter. "Why do I recognize that name?"

"There is no 3-10 hack without Sable Guiteau," Kay says. "And there is no Sable Guiteau without Renee Carte."

That's right. Alex told you about this woman. She was Darkbloom's former R&D lead, forced from the company in disgrace.

Kay sighs. "I tried to talk to her yesterday, but she called me a two-bit MSM whore and suggested that I go fuck myself. Apparently she's the type who prefers alternative sources for her news."

"Renee Carte... Renee Carte..." you repeat. There's more to that name than the spark of recognition from what Alex told you. But what is it? You try to think, but come up short.

"She mentioned your name," Kay says. "Asked about you in particular."

"Me? Why me?" You say.

Kay shrugs. "Wouldn't say. If you want more than that - and I think you do... you should go talk to her yourself. She might be more receptive to you."

"Where is she?" You ask.

"Central California Women's Facility, maximum security wing. Serving a life sentence."

"For what?"

"She tried to murder Vivian Darkbloom."

END OF EPISODE 8.
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>>2659738
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
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>>2659738
>Renee
>GUSTAV
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>>2659738
Well, I guess it should've been more obvious. She IS Kunizuka from Psycho Pass.
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What are the odds Mrs Soliloquy was murdered?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw7HrKoSCa4
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>>2659738

>Best girl is a traitor

Feels fucking bad man. I wonder if we are going to go smt style where our 8 girls we fuck is out end game team and everyone else is an enemy
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>>2659738
>Blue eyes?
>421 Boyz
>St_S0f1a
>those case numbers

I want to hate you so much. I'm going to be shadowrunning forever over this shit. AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2659738
SHE EXISTS

>"Central California Women's Facility, maximum security wing. Serving a life sentence."

FUUUUCK
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Sensei does her best now and is preparing.

Please wait warmly until it is done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLdAjfa70TY
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Just because she's a Fed doesn't mean we can't fuck Noelle, right?
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>>2659749
YOU
MOTHER
FUCKER


AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>2659738
I-... what
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>>2659738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp5LWgBo36U
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>>2659738
Maybe is because I'm playing some bullshit game right now, but I only get parallel timelines and 4th wall breaking vibes from this. Good job, OP.
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>>2659738
there is no other option
we must mindbreak Noelle back to our side
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maybe camelia wasn't so crazy after all
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>>2659747
>reusing Whitney’s Student ID

>>2659754
I’m entirely convinced the real world is gonna come into play. Galatea is even revealed to be the person that one anon emailed before the quest started.
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Hey guys, check out this illustration of how the man in the middle attack works, taken directly from Wikipedia.
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>>2659745
This
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>>2659749
You're a motherfucker, OP.

I'm so happy she wasn't cut out of S2 though.
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>>2659759
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>2659738
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
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>>2659738
So can we all agree that Renee & Noelle aren't the same fucking person
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Is it just me or has Alabaster been having more deja vu than normal lately? Like, it started as a joke, but now it's multiple times an episode. And it's not like anything from S1 happened in this timeline, the point of divergence is before S1 even started.

Place your bets, is it time travel or is it sliding
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>>2659765
No, it's not just you. It's becoming way more and more apparent, to the point where he's even subconsciously realizing the ABSENCE of 421.
Time Travel, Sliding, being trapped in the Matrix, all possibilities.

And Renee has the answer.
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Well that's a post if I've ever seen one. Great work today OP!
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One more before I go to bed!

Enjoy the theme of Noelle Keki.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WN0JnAnASY

It's the most fitting, I think, lyrically and musically! Plus, this is definitely how I image a 3D Keki would be. Complete with the somewhat crazed eyes.
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>>2659765
whatever it is it's hurting me
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>>2659765
It’s S;G. Multiple different worldlines meeting and diverging in different places.
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We’re truly through the fucking looking glass.
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>>2659781
My favorite thing to hate about that chart is how he’s got little nods to us in there (aside from the whole thing itself), like questioning Renee’s blue eyes and if Cerise and Galatea were the same person.
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>>2659785
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be at least partly a parody of us and our tin foil hat speculations
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>>2659788
While simultaneously JUSTIFYING AND ENABLING IT.
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>>2659785
I also want to point out how brilliant a screenname “GibDeBussy” is for Galatea.

>Gib De Bussy
because she’s fucking GAY
>Gib Debussy
because she’s a classically trained cellist
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>>2659791
How is the gay thing important?
Bussy is boi pussy
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>>2659791
I just don't know how he does it anymore.
How hard is shit gonna go down next week? We have no choice but to meet with Renee at this point, and if OP keeps pace with last season like he's clearly intended then we're literally going to fucking die.
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>>2659794
Not really important, and it just makes for a fun pun.

>>2659795
Gustav exists in this universe. If we die we’ll be fine.

It’s OP putting us on a path to getting one of our girls killed that has me scared every episode.
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>>2659798
That's fine though, because then we'll just wake up.

Why else would Renee try to kill Vivian than to wake her up from this dream?
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D&D anon same thing as yesterday are you gonna post soon? I wanna go to bed but if it'll take like 10-20 minutes then I can wait. If it'll take a long time then I'll just head to bed
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A-anyway, sheer insanity aside, I promised more character sheets I guess.

First up, Best Boy.

Personality Traits
>Alistuva does his best to help everyone he meets!

Ideals
>Alistuva strives to make the world a better place by helping everybody who comes across him!

Bonds
>Alistuva feels a strong to bond to nature... and to animals! And to everybody!

Flaws
>Alistuva isn't very confident about his abilities... but he does his best!

Backstory
>Alistuva was born to a tribe of druids hidden far away in the mountains, isolated from the rest of society. Being the only son of the tribe's Chieftain, he has been raised to someday take the reigns of the tribe when he eventually comes of age. Alistuva is currently on a journey to see the world he will soon swear to protect, as well as to uncover his latent abilities and put them to use. After having his life saved by a brave and handsome fighter, and his companion, Ms. Whitney, the Barbarian, he travels with them for his own safety and to be as useful as he can in their journeys throughout this magical realm!


Alex knows the following cantrips:
>Druidcraft
>Mending
>Message

And usually takes Goodberry for both his 1st level spots, sometimes swapping one out for Healing Word.
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Next up, Sable. Please don't get anal about the details!

Personality Traits
>Fluctia cares only to research her magic. Please leave her alone.

Ideals
>Magic

Bonds
>Magic

Flaws
>What is the point of this space? Just hand me the PHB so I can figure out the best spells to take. Stop being so useless!


Backstory
>Fluctia was born because Galatea wouldn't let me use the Variant Human template for "balance reasons". Stupid, useless girl. She aspires to be the most powerful caster ever and will likely multiclass into Cleric for access to divine spells and maybe even a point in Fighter for the Constitution save proficiency and the ability to use magic while wearing Heavy Armor. Taking the Divination spec at level 2 as early as possible will enable me to force the enemies to fail their saving throws, however, so it would likely be best to hold off on multi-classing for the moment. Even better, maybe I can convince Galatea to run Pathfinder instead... I don't understand this limitation of only having one 9th level spell at 20th level, this is so stupid. Stupid!
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And last one for now, most relevant to tonight's episode, Kay Vera!*

*note this was prepared before tonight's episode, or I would have added more sinister undertones. Not that it's invalidated at all!


Personality Traits
>Aya Akiyama, the Plunderer of the Skies! Your things are hers, and her things are also hers!

Ideals
>The ever-present eye in the sky, Aya is always on the lookout for shiny new objects and juicy pieces of information!

Bonds
>Aya works best alone, but isn't above attaching herself to others when convenient.

Flaws
>Sometimes Aya's curiosity gets the best of her and she finds herself in deeper than she expected. But it always makes for a juicier story!


Backstory
>With her sharp eyes, deft talons, and unparalleled mastery of the skies, Aya Akiyama is the Aarakocra you hate to love! A master thief from a young age, Aya admires valuables from afar - and admires them from up close within a matter of mere hours. The only thing worth more than the prospect of quick money up front is the allure of information - for the right words can lead to even greater riches in the long run! Nothing is safe from this falcon's eye! Especially since everyone else rolled really low Wisdom scores anyway. Enjoy failing all your Perception checks!

No no it's fine Gal, if Camelia catches me stealing from her, I can just fly away! What spells did she take anyway?
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>>2659808
>Alistuva isn't very confident about his abilities... but he does his best!
Poor Alex. I wanna hug him

>>2659809
>I don't understand this limitation of only having one 9th level spell at 20th level, this is so stupid. Stupid!
I agree fuck that bullshit

>>2659813
>Aya Aliyama
What a fucking weeb
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>>2659400
I think we're underestimating Mara a bit here. As I recall the theme song he had in mind for her was Los Ageless by St. Vincent. In that song, the chorus goes:

How can anybody have you?
How can anybody have you and lose you?
How can anybody have you and lose you
And not lose their mind too?

Lyrics about losing one's mind over longing for a lost love. David maybe?
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>>2659815
She's half-Japanese, Anonymous-dono! It's a surname with a lot of meaning with her particular background!
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>>2659818
Oooo, but I think you're just scratching the surface there. If anything, the full lyrics are only supporting the 'false reality' theory we have going on.

>The last days of the sunset superstars
>Girls in cages playing their guitars
>But how can I leave?
>I just follow the hood of my car
>In Los Ageless, the waves they never break
>They build and build until you don't have no escape
>But how can I leave?
>I just follow my hood to the sea, go to sleep

She probably hates being trapped in it. But of course, David would do ANYTHING for Vivian.
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>>2659822
I want off this ride.
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>>2659738
>Renee's picture isn't crossed out
THERE'S HOPE YET

>Noelle's a fucking narc
Fuck. And her scenes were so fucking cozy too...
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>>2659838
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>Vivian's carcrash didn't happen in this timeline
>Renee tried to murder Vivian but failed

Could this mean that she was responsible for the crash? Vivians fate seems like the main difference between the two timelines so it's plausible that there are more secrets related to that scene.

If this is true it leaves us with two main questions.
1.Why does Renee want this timeline over the S1 timeline?
2. Is she also responsible for our parents deaths?
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>>2659848
>1.Why does Renee want this timeline over the S1 timeline?
This should be:

Why does Renee want the S1 timeline instead of this timeline?

Makes me wonder what kind of shit OP has in store for us if it is gonna be worse than sexdoll instrumentality.
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>>2659822
I saw those lyrics as also supporting the more intimate conflict of Mara losing David to his own ambitions. If the accident still happened in this timeline, then David still went insane after losing Vivian. Now Mara finds herself living with, what would seem to her, a mockery of her family. A daughter who is like a living porcelain doll than a little girl, and a husband mentally broken beyond recognition. The people she loves -- and more importantly the man she fell in love with -- are still in there somewhere, but how can she get them back if at all?

Maybe I'm reading too into these lyrics.
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>>2659857
It's fine, Anonymous-dono. Assigning false meanings to something is half of catachresis after all.
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>>2659400
What if we end up supporting Darkbloom against his wife who is actually the real big bad.
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>>2659857
that sounds nicely touching, yet tragic. I also wondered about why she would try to bring down DA, as she would suffer as well. Im thinking, maybe she wants them to be a family like back before DA took off? But knowing that losing DA would crush David she hesitated, and grew cold. Now those feelings are nearly dead, yet she still dislikes this predicament shes in.
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>>2659877
oh hey, this is exactly the image I was going to use to start next week's thread
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I thought of something super retarded that’s highly unlikely to be true but i’be been thinking about it for a while.

FQ2 is exactly what OP says: a hard reset 99% separate from FQ1. But, the way he’s putting it together makes me really wonder how much is actually what he means(?) by that. I have no idea how to phrase this.

Long story short, FQ2 is a timeline where Darkbloom is successful in his S1 goal of Diegetic Apotheosis. His end goal this season is nearly the same, total knowledge and control. Renee, being as heavily involved as she was with Darkbloom, knows things are horribly amiss and tries to break out by doing the most extreme thing she can think of-- killing Vivian. Alabaster, being the key to all of it the first time around, also knows things are wrong, but to a lesser extent, with his odd deja vu, and even now noticing how pervasive 421 is (I was curious about when the characters themselves would realize it), to the point of noting when it DOESN’T appear.

OP himself has always kind of been Darkbloom. I mean before he burned himself out the first time, David flat out told us we were in a fucking quest thread, and even gave us a false choice where he didn’t even finish writing them, and just told us what we did. Then we died.

Now, I have FAITH that OP’s not gonna pull that same bullshit again, but because of what he did before, I’m really suspicious about the quest itself as a whole. Every time he gives us EXACTLY what we want, every time he self-references (notably Judge /tg/ hating Ally getting railroaded, Cerise being worried about a comeback after four years We love you! <3, REFERENCING HIS OWN WHITEBOARD, and even putting nods to our conspiracy theories on it, Noelle being Not-Renee until her reveal) seems really SUPER PANDERY. Not in a “Desperate Plea To Keep Readers” way, he knows we’ll keep reading no matter what. It really seems like a Darkbloomian way to get us on his good side. His fortune, his security, his business, his fucking daughter.

We are Alabaster Soliloquy. We’re the ones taking notice of the differences. Wee see the things that are wrong. We get extremely excited whenever he drops little hints to S1. We’re going back and searching through memories and old material for details that are somehow still relevant in the new material (every time a date matches up with a thread or post from FQ1, for example) and trying to figure out exactly what’s wrong despite never really being able to get it. As much as we haven’t outright stated it, we really want to make this quest what we’re familiar with (not to knock on this new season at all it’s FUCKING GREAT, better even). It’s good but it’s “not the same” (again not a knock on it at all). All of the little treats he gives us are like we’re being teased with finally reaching that point, but not actually ever doing it.
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>>2659889
I don’t know anyone’s motivations, I don’t know what we’re headed for, and I don’t know how to solve the quest or even how to get on that path, but the way things are going in the story is EERILY similar to how the story even exists at all. It makes no account for things like why our parents are dead or Camelia, but people like Kay, Sable, Noelle, etc. are just living their lives in this fantasy. The ones who know something’s wrong (Even Mara, who should be dead) are actively trying to get back to familiarity.
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>>2659809
>and maybe even a point in Fighter for the Constitution save proficiency and the ability to use magic while wearing Heavy Armor.
You need to take fighter at first level to get heavy armor proficiency.

God I feel like a nerd.
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>>2659822

My eyes are drawn to one of the first lyrics.

>In Los Ageless, the winter never comes.
>In Los Ageless, the mother’s milk their young.

That has Ragyo written all over it. There’s a reason OP is using her as Mara’s avatar.
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>>2659890
>It makes no account for things like why our parents are dead or Camelia, but people like Kay, Sable, Noelle, etc. are just living their lives in this fantasy. The ones who know something’s wrong (Even Mara, who should be dead) are actively trying to get back to familiarity.

Sable is in a unique position here. She appeared in season 1 also so she did exist in some way in that timeline.

Sable also had a line to Alex about “making the world right again.” So she is the only new character also trying to return to familiarity as you put it.
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By the way, how do we know that Renee is actually guilty. She’s in prison for it but that doesn’t mean she actually tried to kill Vivian.

Also, the prison orchestra is apparently meant as a “fuck you” from Mara to David, I think.

>David smiles. "Mara's idea. Turning around the lives of the wayward through the power of music. Soothes the savage breast, and so on. It's good for appearances. -- And for rubbing the past in my face, of course."

Theory: in this timeline, David’s unrequited love of Renee wasn’t unrequited. Enraged, Mara falsely accused her of a crime and got her jailed. But not before Renee gave birth to David's bastard child, Camelia.
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>>2659980
>David’s unrequited love of Renee wasn’t unrequited. Enraged, Mara falsely accused her of a crime and got her jailed.
that sounds too fitting to not be true.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT

remember “we don’t want a repeat of Vail”/“you don’t either” last episode? (Thanks for correcting the spelling OP)

Whatever happened between Renee, David, Mara and Vivian happened in Vail.
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Whitney is the best character.
Whitney isn't complicated and doesn't leave my head spinning in circles
she's as dumb as a sack of rocks, and that's about the maximum intelligence required to follow her train of thought and desires.
Making my brain hurt the least has to count for something.
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>>2659996
Besides Kay, who made the damn thing, Whitney is the only girl not on the whiteboard of doom.

Let’s just run away with her to Palau.
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Dear OP,

Kay's whiteboard doesn't really have much sense, in a way that it shows relations of each individual character, but doesn't show in what kind of relations they are. Like, Cerise is linked with Rose, Fazil and Stacklefuck in the same way Camelia and David Darkbloom are? Could've made the lines different colours, so we could speculate even more.
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>>2657372
IM GOIN TO JAIL!
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>>2660014
how about no? this isnt OP handing us a new toy, this is a lil piece of worldbuilding. Kay shows Alabaster her whiteboard, and OP shows us what Alabaster is seeing.
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Just realized something rereading the episode. Mara is taller than Ally. Canonically, Rose is quite a bit shorter, like 5’0” level short. Should put to rest the “David and Mara are Ally and Rose from the future” theory I saw floated.

One other observation: it’s interesting to me that one of the major characters here is an apparently gay black man who runs a criminal gang, and the prevailing opinion is that he’s a cool guy we’d like to know better. Who says 4chan is a den of bigots?

>>2660077
Not gonna lie, that was one of the hottest scenes OP ever put out imo.
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>>2660079
So a professional journalist made a whiteboard where there are just mugshots of people, linked together, without any meaning between them? If Kay worked on the case she wouldn't be able to add new info properly by just looking at the board.

It could be easily solved my making lines different colour, and it would result in more speculation, cause Kay obviously won't give Alphabastard the colour-key.

Don't be such an irritable shit, Anon-dono
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>>2659738
Holy shit OP, you crazy bastard I love you
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Darkbloom being inactive at the head of the panopticon is interesting. He has all the dirt on everyone everywhere and isn't even really using it for his own ends. He gets zucc to do what he wants by fucking his wife and seems content to limit his influence in government to relatively pedestrian lobbying. He's not even seriously blackmailing Alabaster. Darkbloom has all the leverage in the world and isn't using it. Why?
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>>2660097
The board is a high level overview of the players and their connections. Details go in the supporting documentation. Otherwise you'd have a technicolor mess and not a traditional red thread conspiracy board.
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>>2660097
>"So a professional journalist made"and so forth
well ok, fuck me then, valid point
but maybe she doesnt really care that much for colouring, maybe she doesnt need it. I dont know, im no journalist turned detective.

also, without colours we could also speculate. (our) powerful imagination creates the best stories, maybe OP wants to cash in, even if its only for more misleading snippets.

I actually was just assblasted, sorry for the overhostility. I like the harsher tone but it seems bitchyness took over at that moment.
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jesush thats a lot of info to take in...

noones commented on it, but Camellia callex us "kin". not "were the same you and I", she said "kin".

i think Cams has a habit of dropping tiny fragments of truth through her intentionally offensive "communist" act. then again... russian mafia ties...

the only thing I know for sure about her beliefs is her utter, all consuming hatered of the darkblooms.

she also casually offered to fuck Ally.
granted she was dumpster diving at the time. not to terribly important, but given new light because of Kang's statements.

that fucking chart.

I would love to know what Christmas Cake FBI agent extrordinaire has in her files. Also, she had a rabbit tail butt plug shoved up her just so she could fulfill her mission. And from her reaction Ally wasnt the only person to
>touch fluffy tail
thats some dedication right there.

and holy fuck Renee is back. I thought for sure Mara had killed her over David. Like I was almost certain of it.

her imprisonment strikes me as a compromise or power play between the two darkblooms.

I just hope to god that Ms. Decarte is on the prison hospital staff and has been secretly augmenting prisoners and adding dicks in preperation for a break out.

Speaking of a break out, Camellia could be helpful there
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>>2660108
I guess, but what's the point of Faraday Cage then, if she keeps analogues? Just thought that whiteboard that we got was a bit underwheling and counter-intuitive, that's all
>>2660115
Ara Ara~ Anon-dono, happens with everybody. No offence taken.
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>>2660106
darkbloom doesnt want temporal power.
running his company is probably a burden at this point. He wants absolute knowledge. He wants to ascend to Godhead. screwing over pedos would be a minor act of justice, but it would also set back his timetable by exposing the extent of his information gathering.

he can already take over the world whenever he wants.

likewise the hack is significant not because of who did it (weve known since before s2 began), or what was stolen. it was done mainly to force David to shut the servers down and blind himself.

so, what happened while David wasnt looking?
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>>2660154
Incredible points. I never considered that the hack was an indirect way for Camelia to “blind” David so she could accomplish something else. But what?

As far as her “kin” remark. She also used that word with respect to Galatea.

Galatea, Alabaster and Cerise are the three people she describes as untouchable. Something goes these four people together. I suppose that something is Darkbloom and his plans with Sand Reckoner.

Christ, this smut quest has a plot deeper than most shit being produced today by major studios. OP should be writing actual novels or something, not writing wank material for us.

Oh, one more thing while I’m thinking of it... not sure if it’s a coincidence but Camelia calls us “untouchable” and the untouchable are typically the lowest caste of society, so called because they are unclean, contaminated... their presence has a polluting or corrupting effect on people...
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>>2659738
>why do all the girls in your life have to smoke?
Who else smokes?
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>>2660210
Well there's Camelia... And Renee... And...

Huh.
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>>2660210
In season 1, Whitney smoked pot. Other than that I’m coming up blank too.
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>>2660189
as for the hack, its important to remember that as far as possible OP tries to keep FQ occuring in real time. so I mean both "what happened in the quest during the hack", and "what was posted in the quest thread and related media during the period of time the servers were down".


also, Ally is begining to notice things outside of his direct perception 4_2_1
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>>2660145
>she also casually offered to fuck Ally.
For the second time. First time was after she bought our mom’s perfume and asked if it made us want to fuck her. Now she’s just straight up offering so we don’t leave her to so this alone.
>”Sure I am. Just a bit sideways, that's all. Ooh, sideways - there's an idea."
Full on-her-side, leg-on-shoulders shit too!

Camelia is a desperate girl!
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>>2660336
She's 100% a virgin with vanilla tastes and only talking a big game
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>>2660374
She’s gotta be, but how old is she? This matters more than you think.
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>>2660336
My reading of that scene was way different. I thought she was asking us because she wanted to make sure it would also work for seducing stackledick. They were talking about him immediately before this exchange:

>She fidgets a bit, going from standing flat on her feet to standing on the sides of her feet, and then back again. "Does this perfume make you want to fuck me?" She asks.

>You sputter. "What?"

>"I need to know if I have the right musk for otaku pieces of shit like you." She steps closer. "What do you think? Would you throw me a bone?"
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>>2659980
>But not before Renee gave birth to David's bastard child, Camelia.
Could be after, its not like they'd keep the baby in jail.
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>>2659675
>"Sure I am. Just a bit sideways, that's all. Ooh, sideways - there's an idea."
I know exactly which doujin you're referring to.
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>>2660499
You can’t just say something like that and not link it.

To sate my anger at Camelia I need to see Asuka getting punished.
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>>2660433
I thought it could have been either at first, but that was when they were parting ways (permanently, hopefully). Why would she try that if she was done running him dry?

That added to the her apparent insistence in wanting to know, stepping closer to us, either trying to make the smell stronger or to be intimidating. Now she’s offering it up as a payment just so we keep working with her.

It’s really looking like Cam is an anti-Vivian. Instead of idolizing us for our nerd shit, she’s impressed and kinda turned on by all the shit we did after our parents died, and she’s trying to keep us by her side because we’re the only person she knows with the knowledge and (former) mentality to help her with her plans.

>tfw no crazy terrorist bf


Camelia is cute!
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>>2659599
This are some high-level mind games OP studios has trapped us in
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Has anyone seen Mr. Robot? I know OP has because the whiteboard reveal is a deliberate parody/homage of it.

Spoilers in case you haven't seen it yet and want to:

In the show, the main character and his older sister lead an underground network of cyber-terrorists. During the second season, a lonely Christmas Cake FBI agent arrests the older sister. She shows the older sister an evidence board, revealing exactly how much the FBI already knows about how all the major players are connected. The board shows her younger brother as being centrally involved in everything going on, but second in command to who the FBI believes to be the real ringleader. The older sister character is shocked to utter wordlessness except for one thing: "you've got to be fucking kidding me." Everything in the FQ version is the same except the roles of the younger brother/older sister are swapped.

Video of the above for comparsion to this thread's scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVVIDWoaxc
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>>2659738
>noelle is from SAC
nice one
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>>2660621
Special Agent in Charge
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>>2660636
yeah but this is a weeb quest it's probably a double joke
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>>2660618
>watch the video
>screen pans to the whiteboard
>Oliver Parker
>ID #42137465

Are you fucking kidding me
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Putting all the SPECULAH aside (and spending an entire afternoon reading ep 7 and 8, that Cerise h-scene was fantastic, I actually took a shower myself and pretended I was Ally), could we get a h-scene of taking photos of Vivian in her goth loli outfits? Or Alex in meido?
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>>2661073
>I actually took a shower myself and pretended I was Ally
We all did, Anonymous-dono. We all did.
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>>2661073
T-that's some next-level questing, anon
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>>2661073
Meh. Those could be ok but they're kinda tame desu. Taking pictures if Viv in some costumes could be cute but then we'll just fuck like normal. The setting or context wouldn't really change anything about how we fuck her. And I always thought that the whole goth loli aesthetic was kinda ugly (especially in real life). Not really hot or cute to me. I only like Vivian cause she's Vivian

And I personally never got the maid outfit thing. I get that having a fuck servant like a maid would be super hot but a maid suit isn't nearly as revealing as I would like it to be and Alex is already our fuck servant without the costume.
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What a dreamless anon.
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Finally figured out where I know Gustav’s avatar on the whiteboard from. He’s a character in Tokyo Ghoul.

>Akihiro Kanou was a physician responsible for Ken Kaneki's transformation into an artificial one-eyed ghoul.

>Medical Expertise: Despite his disregard for human life, Kanou was a surgeon whose medical skills and knowledge of the body are astonishing, allowing him to perform operations capable of converting a human into a one-eyed ghoul or Quinx. Proof of his knowledge is in his ghoulification research and he has created several successful artificial one-eyed subjects
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>>2661304
Makes sense, since he was Renee's trans-humanist comrade-in-arms. Wonder what he's been up to?
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>>2661157
Hey I'll have you know I dream about raping Rose everynight
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>>2660336
>”Sure I am. Just a bit sideways, that's all.
>Just a bit sideways
Slider hint?
If it's S;G melding timelines shenaniganery then she's joking about being a slider (someone from a "sideways" dimension or alternate timeline)
If it's "Constructed dream reality with Alabaster as the lynchpin" then... She's from the outside. She's...
What's that last name? Catachresis?
There's several viable synonyms, but what they generally have in common is "the replacement of a word with a word that parallels it in some way"

She took someone's place in this world.
So far as we know, she didn't exist until briefly before the 3-10 hack.
We've been so obsessed with this idea that Camelia's someone from the future, but what if she is also someone from the past. What if she was someone who was outside the simulation and wanted back in? What if she were able to get someone on the inside who shares a parallel relationship with Alabaster to her own to help her back in?

What if Camelia is Mom brought into Alabaster's daughter's body from the "future"?

Mom "dies" in the car accident, wakes up in reality. Alabaster's daughter is in the simulation because, as the lynchpin of the simulated reality node, anyone he feels strongly about must exist in that reality or else the desync would corrupt it (this is why Stackleford and Fazil and such are here).

Mom finds a way to communicate with Proto!Camelia and arranges for Gustav to perform surgery on Camelia's eye. That surgery (and knowing the specifics about it) allow Mom to slip back into the simulation as an intelligence buried in the eye and able to control Camelia's body directly through its link to her brain. However, she has to hide that she made it back in from Darkbloom, so she must behave in a manner completely counter to everything about herself. She must be so unlike her true self as both Alabaster and Darkbloom know her, that it wouldn't even occur to them that she became a human catachresis.

Now, the really crazy thing this theory led me to is this: Sable and Alex and Kay and Noelle are all new characters, but clearly linked to Alabaster from the start. He obviously, in the real world, developed a relationship to them before the simulation began. My initial thought was, "They're other girls that he added to his harem." However, the more I thought about it, the more I came to the conclusion that it seemed too simple an answer. At least, for two of them.

Then I realized, they're other people Alabaster felt strongly about in reality, but sees differently from his harem.

So far as I can see, Alabaster desires his harem to be safe, but also under his control. He wants them to be happy to be in his harem and feel safe there.

The new girls, though, he's done nothing but cater to their desires (whether they knew of them or not).

Oh wow there's a text limit. 1/2
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>>2661433

2/2

Alex wants to be made to submit to Alabaster and pretty much be made into Cerise's wet dream come to life. On the chart he claims to have his dream job. Let's think about that for a moment. He doesn't ever really show any enthusiasm for the company or his coworkers or the team's goal, so obviously it's not the job itself that he sees as perfect. That leaves his dream job as "anything that lets me be close to Alabaster and Sable". Alabaster has literally never denied him anything he wanted. Even when it made him a little uncomfortable, he still gave Alex a kiss (the only time Alex ever directly requested anything).

Speaking of Sable. Alabaster treats her in much the same way. She has an anal fetish, he gave her that. She wanted to abuse Alex (who also wanted to be abused by her and Alabaster) and he did that as well. Different from her expressed desires, though, Alabaster has forced her to come out of her shell a little, too. He even taught her how to ride a bike. Almost like he cares about her growth as a person. Like he wants to see her bloom.

Almost like a father with his son and daughter.
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What’s up with the change with Camelia?

She used to be more scary and mysterious.

Now she’s all like “wanna fug” *raids through garbage for bread*
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>>2661436
There are other characterizations that fit into this last bit.

Alex and Sable have a kind of onee-san relationship
Cerise, as Alex's mother, would love to be able to raise him to be her perfect trap.
Sable could definitely have inherited either Alabaster or Cerise's antisocial nature (albeit to a higher degree).
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S-still waiting warmly for those Mad Libs...
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>#310421
oof

>12/26
She just can’t catch a break, can she?
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>310421
>421
That cheeky bastard
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>in jail since 2012
Vivian's car accident took place on December 17, 2011 in the original timeline.
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>>2661662

If I wasn't committed to riffing on anime titles for every episode these season, I would have called the upcoming episode Christmas Cake is the New Loli.
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>>2661672
So OP, what's your estimation for how many more episodes we have to go? Assuming we get one haremite checked off the list per episode, we wouldn't have enough time to complete it in a single cour.

>>2661662
>She used to hope for release, but now she is resigned to her fate.
this is not okay
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>>2661671
3 counts of attempted murder. As far as we know in the original timeline, Mara and Vivian were the only ones in the car. Is the difference here that David also was? Narrowly avoided the crash because of a small flux in the timeline?
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>>2661680
>that pic
I love you so much. Fucking saved

>how many more episodes
OP said this would probably be a 2 cour
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>>2661697
What Anonymous-dono this is the second cour. We'll be waking up from the dream in Episode 11.
Exactly. Where. We. Left. Off.
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>>2661680
>>2661697

I’m assuming 2 cour as well. Kind of crazy we’re only at 3/8 but we’ve made significant inroads with most of the rest save Kay and Gal. And we don’t have 4/8 due to a technicality with Sable.

Shame Rose’s mom is in the unlikely column although I agree. She would definitely drop her panties for us on command. Surrogate kaa san MILF action + cucking Rose in the worst way possible, would be amazing.

Great job on the checklist though, haha.
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>>2661697
>>2661708

Thanks lads.

A 2 cour would be nice, but on the other hand I don't want OP to feel like he has to arbitrarily pad for time for the sake of getting to the 26 episode mark. The last thing we want is a repeat of Palau.
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>>2661708
Also someone please help me out. I can’t wrap my head around what the familial relationship is between Ally and Rose’s mother. I remember her saying kaa san was her aunt. What does that make her to us?
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>>2661718
First Cousin (not removed)
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>>2661718
It makes them first cousins, anon. The "once removed™" in Rose and Alabaster's relationship is because Rose is a generation removed from Alabaster.

Her mother is not. Just his cousin.
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>>2661717
i kinda liked palau
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>>2661719
>>2661722

Now I want to fug her even harder.
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>>2661708
Yeah I want Rose that we cucked her with her own mother. That would drive her fucking crazy. I agree she's unlikely but she's waaay more likely than Mara.

And even though she's also a MILF she'll never replace mom! She was the best and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise
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>>2661725
Oh, I agree. The Palau scenes themselves were great. The problem is that we were stuck there for so long that OP got burned out.
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>>2661733
i'm not sure that's what happened but that was like five years ago so i dunno maybe
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Anyone else hated Rose from Season 1 but now would do anything to protect her?
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>>2661717
Same but I feel like once OP finishes the story he can do some slice of life chapters or whatever he feels like

>>2661725
I actually liked it too. I always preferred SOL so it was right up my alley. I wish he handled some characters better (Viv & mom) but it was pretty fun. I can't recall did the anons hate it or just OP?
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>>2661756
I mean, I enjoyed it, but it definitely dragged on. It was more "Fuck" than "Fuck Quest" at that point, and we all knew we'd have to go back at some point. The fact all the group scenes were watered down to each girl tossing in a one-liner one-by-one after Alabaster said something way too nice, and all the 1on1 scenes were more vignettes or microcosms of a whole than anything else were my biggest issues with the arc.

Great fap material though.
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So Renee is stuck in prison for life with no sign of parole or release.

Place your bets on where in the prison we'll fuck her.
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>>2661809
But we're busting her out with Camelia before anything else, obviously.
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>>2661741
The fucking devs haven’t put out any patch notes but the community has been working on compiling a list of major changes. Maybe this document will help you understand why so many people are maining Rose in the new version.
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>>2661741
I've always loved rape so I naturally liked her more than I should. I also loved the whole feminist thing. It was a funny and unique character trait and made it all the more fun to overpower and have our way with her.

But season 2 brought her to top 3 for me. OP took all the shit I loved and added more frosting to that already delicious cake. I'm a huge fan of how they're literally opposites but so alike and constantly denying her is always fun.

But what I love most is how dependant on us she is. Like how she has a tracker on us and comes as soon as we're in danger when we were gonna visit Camelia she broke down on the ground crying begging us not to go.

Also helps that she has the best lewd scene so far.

https://pastebin.com/kEmS66aw

Now don't get me wrong the scene where we punished Whitney was hot but not nearly as hot as the beginning scene with Rose.

We drag her across the ground and immediately using her for the only thing she's valuable like a caveman. At first she puts up a fight but then we took out our dick and started masturbating with her face. She was still resisting but it doesn't take more than a little yelling and some violence to get a women to submit to you.

After learning that we're in charge she finally breaks down like the pathetic bitch she is and doesn't just start crying, she's full on sobbing. I really wish we went though with it and didn't stop to involve Whitney though.

It was hot sure but you can't beat the idea of filling that stupid bitch Rose with your seed in the dead of night. Attempting to impregnate her to the tune of only the our pounding and her weak sobs in the background as all the hope and happiness from her eyes fade.

OP has made it a point to treat Rose like some useless animal or object for our pleasure and I fucking love. It's so primal and raw it never fails to get me hard

(I had way to much fun writing this. Hope you enjoy the huge wall of text)
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>>2661828
Thank you for this it was a fun read!

>Added trait "trap defiler"
H-how does one obtain such a trait. F-for a friend
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>>2661828
>--removed trait "succubus"
If you say so, Anonymous-dono.
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>>2661828
I honestly find the fact that Alabaster actually fucks boys now utterly hilarious.
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>>2661940
*boy

Just one. He’s a special case. We’re not gay. Got it? NOT GAY.
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>>2661940
BOY. A SINGULAR BOY. IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S WITH ONLY ONE.

I do too. The "I'm not gay" & "Alex is a rapist" memes are probably my 2 favorite recurring jokes in all of FQ right now
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>>2661949
>>2661953
I love you degenerates.
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>>2661949
>>2661953
You and I both (3?) know this is a slope as slippery as Ally's cock after a second in Alex's mouth.
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>>2661966
>>2661986
Just to be clear, WE didn't put our dick in Alex's mouth. ALEX put his mouth around our dick. So WE aren't gay ALEX is. We were just another victim

#metoo

So that slope may be slippery but it's just as straight!
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>>2662006
#WatashiMo
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>>2662029
10/10 I'm in stitches.
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>>2662029
/FQ/ OC best OC
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>>2662029
YES! I was thinking about doing this when I had some free time but you've done better than I EVER could have! Great job anon. You're doing God's work

>The victim wishes to point out that was no testicular contact was made during the assault
You're a fucking genius you know that?
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Personally. I don't like all the deja vu. I was preferring the Intrigue setting instead of Sci Fi. Please don't change the tone of the story at this point.

Also I totally called that Noelle was a Honey Pot.
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>>2662082
>please don't change the tone of the story at this point.
But that was always the tone of the story, Anonymous-dono. Who says sci-fi and intrigue have to be mutually exclusive?
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>>2662105
Nobody, but in this case I'd prefer just the original plot about crime, coverup, and surveillence. Adding sci fi fan service distracts from the good stsrt we already had.
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>>2662137
Is it really fanservice if it was planned from the beginning?
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>>2662137
We've always expected this though.
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>>2662137
Did you read season 1?
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>>2662080
Thanks fellas. I can't draw for shit, but it's good to know I can still contribute to these threads through photoshopped shitposts.

Case in point, here's the only FQ fanart I'll ever actually draw: "Stackleford holding a calzone or whatever"
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>>2662149
This is somehow even funnier
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>>2662149
What? Why would you ever draw that. I mean it's funny but why Stackleford... and why a Calzone? This confuses me on a deep level

Also I really want to see more ms paint FQ fanart in the future
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>>2662174
I thought you were here for Season 1, Anonymous-dono. Another title for this piece could be "30 Seconds to NTR."
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>>2662137
I think where the story is at now is a good mix. There’s clearly something super fucked up happening with the timeline but it’s all sort of in the background. No one has directly said or done anything science fiction/time travel-y.

I talked about Mr. Robot earlier and I urge any anons who enjoy this season to watch it because OP is so clearly drawing inspiration from it. The main plot is all crime, surveillance, cover up, intrigue but there’s a low level “what the fuck is happening” vibe that suggests the show’s world isn’t “normal.”

Just like in Mr. Robot, I won’t be surprised if this is never addressed head-on. Just tons of allusion and weirdness to speculate over what it really “means.”

Plus I think the deja vu stuff is overhyped by readers. The two times it came up in this episode are the first I’m aware of, and feel like jokes.
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>>2662182
I was but I don't remember this at all. It's very possible that my brain blocked it from my memory instinctively
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Random though: I think I just realized a subtle joke by OP that everyone missed.

Alabaster buys a Chevy Volt from Rose’s mom that Rose claims should be hers. They still fight over it.

They’re fighting over a Volt. In season 1, they had a rape fight over control of a taser.
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>>2662202
Meeeeh. Kinda seems like a stretch
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>>2662184
>We will never know the meaning behind 421
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>>2662223
If this one isn't explained, I'll shit out 310 bricks.
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>>2662194
Then let's bring up some past trauma
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>>2662230
(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>2662230
Oh yeah I remember this scene. We cucked the shit out of him. Good times. Sometimes I wonder if we're too tough o-

>"Sup sup SUP, my nig-gaaas!"
Nope nevermind. That disgusting excuse of a human being deserves it... so when are we gonna kill him
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>>2662243
Camelia already did. :^)
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>>2662240
Shit, that's right. Thanks /qst/.

Well, if anyone wants to find that specific scene, they can just ctrl+f "calzone" in the old episode 7 pastebin.
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>>2662244
I'd like her a little more if she disposed of that big ball of lard in a trash bag
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>>2662244
God I wish it were true.

Stackleford literally has served zero purpose to advance the story in either season As far as we know. Fuck you OP.

He only exists to be as unpleasant as possible.

He is a burden.

He drank tequila from Camelia’s bellybutton and WE HAVEN’T.

Why haven’t we killed him yet?

Fuck I hate Stackleford.
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>>2662272
Take too long in seducing the terrorist and then you’ll have to seriously consider:

Would you have stackleford’s sloppy seconds.
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>>2662272
Well in season 1 his purpose was to be the face of the anime club so he was supposed to be equally as cancerous as that concept.

And cause he was a side character in the last season OP probably didn't want to exclude him so he converted him into the "dumb and easily manipulated best friend" character (even though nobody likes him)
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Hey OP, I just had a brilliant idea!
When we finally get all the girls together, we can roll a d12 to decide how many leave our dinner meeting royally pissed off! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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>>2662290
>d12
I can only assume we subtract 1 from our result since there are only 11 (pending) haremites.

Also, I noticed with the help of >>2661680, which is a handy graphic. Gal, Kay, and Cam are the only girls we haven’t done anything lewd at all with, and Camelia is literally begging us to fuck her.

How do we fix this glaring oversight?
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I get the feeling that we're either going to get fucked by Darkbloom for meeting with Camelia, fucked by Camelia for meeting with Darkbloom, or fucked by some circumstance that could have been prevented by meeting with Camelia or Darkbloom.

Furthermore, there are very few people I think we can fully trust.
Cerise, Whitney, Alex, and Fazil come to mind.
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>>2662436
Add Rose to that list. She loves Alabaster even if she won’t ever admit it. Honestly I trust her more than Alex... Sable is likely to side with Darkbloom and if Alex has to choose between her or us, he’s likely to go with Sable.
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>>2662436
First is unlikely. Darkbloom seems like his plans have advanced enough to not have to seriously plan on getting rid of Camelia. If he really wanted her dead, he could've blackmailed a ton of people to do it, but he's just acting like a cool guy and telling us that Ally will want to kill her without Darkbloom coercing him eventually.

2nd is more likely. Camelia has actually blackmailed Ally and will probably do something drastic to get Ally to cooperate with her despite the whole "I'm never asked you to do anything for me" speech. She already knows that Darkbloom likes Ally though and she hasn't reprimanded Ally yet. It'll probably come up later when Darkbloom actually explains shit.
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>>2662518
>>2662436
And I'll thrown in Vivian to the safe people list since lolis can do no harm.
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>>2662518
I trust Alex not to betray us
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>>2662658
I’m still super worried that there’s going to be a split in the harem when it comes time to choose a side.

Darkbloom faction:
Vivian
Sable
Alex

Anti Darkbloom faction:
Camelia
Galatea
Kay

Wildcards:
Whitney
Rose
Cerise

Cerise in particular could swing either way and OP has made a point of showing that her loyalties are up in the air. I could also see Rose or Whitney siding with one or the other option.
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>>2662678
That's probably what'll happen desu. We'll have a choice that goes something like:
>Join with Darkbloom (Vivian, Sable, Alex)
>Join with Camelia (Camelia, Gal, Kay)
>Fuck that you're taking them both out (hardest route)

No matter what I see Cerise, Rose, & Whitney joining our side so in addition to what you wrote there would probably also be:

Alabaster (+Renee?) faction:
Cerise
Whitney
Rose

I only see Renee joining at first and then we have to convince the other 3 to join our cause.
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Oh no, whatever faction we wind up as, we're gonna name ourselves the Fuck Society, aren't we?
That's lame. That's so lame. Alabaster, tell her that's lame. GOD.
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Renee on THE CHART again fucking when
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>>2662754
Probably after next episode when we actually meet her again.
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>>2662678
Until it gets revealed David Darkbloom isn’t the main antagonist but his wife is.
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So who killed mommy

Renee?
Darkbloom?
Cammy?
Tyrus?
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>>2662885
It would be a better twist if it was genuinely just an unfortunate accident.
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>>2662885
Probably either Camelia or David. Tyurs could've done it sure but it wouldn't really be an impactful twist that completely changes everything. And if it was Renee a lot of people probably wouldn't like her as much (myself included) and Alabaster would probably never want to fuck the person who ruined his life
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>>2662933
That also goes for Camelia as much as Renee. Really the only plausible people are Darkbloom and/or his wife. Both options would be really predictable/cliche so I’m hoping OP leaves it as a sad twist of fate, “shit happens,” nothing more.
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>>2662939
I hate shit like that. It also means that future Alabaster is doomed to die in circumstances that he literally can't prevent. It's just an endless cycle of suffering and that's dumb.
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>>2662962
It’s unclear to me whether Dad is really future Alabaster here. That’s only part of the original season 2 plot line and none of that has happened here. There’s no magic, no succubi, no secret society, etc. So I don’t consider dad=Alabaster canon at all until we get some sort of confirmation.
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>>2662987
It's still bad story development. See: The Last Jedi.
Actually, don't see it. It was trash.
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>>2662990
I haven’t seen Last Jedi so I don’t know what you’re referencing but we’ll have to agree to disagree here. If David Darkbloom killed Mom then all his potential as an ambiguous villain goes away. He’s just the evil bad guy we’ve gotta stop, again.

Mom’s death already served a narrative purpose in tarnishing Ally/Cerise’s lives, bringing Ally close to Rose, forcing Cerise out of NEETdom etc so it’s not like it was some needless thing, it made a lot of sense as background to establish why these characters are the way they are in episode 1. It doesn’t need to be the lynchpin of a revenge plot. I’d rather have our decision to oppose/align with Darkbloom be debatable.
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>>2662939
The whole point of Camelia is that we're supposed to hate her so I don't see why it isn't possible that she did it
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>>2661708
fuck cucking
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>>2663000
The prospect of the main impetus of advancing the story being left up to sheer happenstance, however, goes against the very nature of causality established within Fuck Quest. Every cause has an effect, every action a reaction. To break that rule would be to break the narrative established and bring the whole thing crumbling around it.
That's what we call post-modernism, and it should be eradicated wherever it is found.
The ONLY acceptable circumstance where Mom and Dad were killed by "chance", within the rules established by the narrative itself, were if the currently propagated 'false reality' theory was true, in that within the false reality, it was necessary for the two of them to "die" in order to advance Alabaster's life in the direction necessary for the programming / dream / unmei to carry him there.
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>>2663011
Bad things happening to good people isn’t postmodernism, Vivian, it’s life. This season of FQ seems a lot more grounded in reality and mom’s death could definitely be part of it.

It’s more meaningful to me that way because it means Alabaster’s missteps (arson, etc) and the decisions he makes moving forward (who to align with) are all on him (therefore on us). Not being guided or controlled by Darkbloom the puppet master. In other words, sure, his mother died and that’s sad, but it’s HIS fault he burned down his school and HIS fault if he fucks up the world by letting Darkbloom or Camelia woo him.
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>>2663006
The whole shtick this season is that we don’t know who to hate. The Darkblooms are mostly just fighting internally, Noelle was a honeypot but also genuinely seems interested in what we talk about, Sable is part of the harem, but is literally working on whatever Darkbloom’s plan is, and even HE doesn’t know about it, Camelia is the resident communazi cutie. Mara might be the final boss, but she let us do a second attack on DBA, and she’s tied to the Russian mafia, who Camelia is also tied to by proxy through Tyrus. Besides the core members of the harem, we have NO clue who to actually trust. OP/Darkbloom said it himself (though I don’t know why, it seems like we were largely already doing this)
>You must come to your own decision based on your own reckoning. It’s unreasonable to expect anything less.
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I hope Dad isn't future Alabaster here too, that was a fucking retarded idea back then and it would be now.
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>>2663041
females are good at feigning interest, a female agent probably even more so. Lets just pretend we dont know about her and draw her more and more into depraved shit.
while feeding her wrong information.
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>>2663062
This desu. Noelle has done a great job researching what would light our fire. But I’m sure she secretly thinks we’re a fucking loser and couldn’t care less about our weeb shit. So we’ll just have to show her the light with repeated dickings.
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>>2663073
yeah, brother, thats the right idea, but let me add: shes shouldnt be the one receiving. Hear me out for a second.

Like, inviting her to eat lunch with Alex, Sable and us. Since Sable wont pass on the sauna offer Noelle wont be so wary. At first unwinding and talking about hobbies and Darkbloom bunnies; then she has a front row seat for Alex/Sable ass abuse before she even knows what hit her. (or wait, maybe exchange Alex with Rose. Rose pleasuring Sable while riding us fucking when?

Later we invite her to visit our home; she hopes for more intel but her plans will get foiled by harem SoL interactions. Later more abuse happens, maybe some Whitney forcing Alex to abuse Rose while riding that protag dick.

wew, quite the word count.
anything you would add, friend?
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>>2663073
You are now aware that Noelle read hundreds of doujins as part of her research into us and Cerise for her to be able to recognize cliche lines like >>2659553
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>>2663136
She's probably one of those FBI agents tasked with lurking Persian carpet-weaving forums when she's not out in the field.
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>>2663041
In writing everything is intentional. What we see is meant to make us think something or feel a certain way. And pretty much every scene with Camelia is negative toward us. She is a contant obstacle in our life even though all we want is peace. And until this chapter she hasn't given any fucks about what we want. She's threatened us on multiple occasions and then all of a sudden she starts saying "I want you to want to help me". Yeah I don't buy it for a second and neither does Alabaster. It's very obviously lying. At least Darkbloom could keep the act up the whole time. You can like Camelia that's fine (*cough trash taste cough*) but if you're trying to say that OP has written her to be morally ambiguous you're dead wrong. Every scene she's in is clearly meant to demonstrate that she's a psychotic bitch who doesn't care about us in the least. Only on her mysterious revenge plot that she drags other people into without a care in the world. You can like her but you should acknowledge that we aren't meant to feel that way

>>2663106
A chapter from Noelle's POV would be funny. Where she spys on us but all she sees is us fucking our girlfriend. The fucking our cousin. Then fucking both our girlfriend and our cousin at the same time. And then fucking another man- "oh god holy shit what is he gay!?" And then she can't ever look us in the eyes again
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>And then she can't ever look us in the eyes again
"And this is where we turn on the charm" is what Id like to say, but now that I really think about it, arent we underestimating her? Shes an agent, might not be phased at all, or maybe even appalled by strong promuscuity right in her face.This isnt season 1 anymore,

but its still Fuck Quest. How much closer to reality, how much, in which regards, is our quest still an enhanced reality?
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>>2663176
Even if she's an agent it doesn't mean she can't feel emotions. Unless if she was trained since childhood to be some kinda robot-like super spy it's entirely possible

You see someone you know, even if your using them, fuck his cousin and another dude you'll never see them the same way ever again. Especially if you know he's trying to get into your pants as well.
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>>2663188
Fuck Quest, more like PSYOP Quest
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We can infer a few things about Noelle and what she's up to based on what we've seen so far.

* The FBI is investigating the hack and already knows Camelia/Galatea are responsible.
* They are conducting this investigation despite Darkbloom's insistence that the government not be involved and allow the company to investigate internally. In other words, the FBI is a new faction in conflict with both Darkbloom and Camelia.
* The FBI's investigation is secret from the public, and presumably, everyone at Darkbloom Analytics (or at least, is meant to be. Darkbloom himself likely knows.)
* Noelle is listed as an SAC. As someone else pointed out, this means Special Agent in Charge. This is the highest rank a field agent can have. She isn't just part of the investigation... she's the HEAD of it.
* If Noelle is an SAC, she probably spent her entire career on similar cyber crime investigations before this one. So just by osmosis, she would know internet culture inside and out. I wouldn't be surprised if she genuinely is a weeaboo, leveraging her fandom to get close to a source (Alabaster).
* The FBI are the ones who arrested Alabaster in that flashback from a couple episodes ago, not local police which would have been way more logical for a teen arsonist. I thought it was really weird when we first learned about it, like OP was trying to make the situation seem more dire by having it be the FBI rather than just normal cops. But now I think it actually had a purpose. Even though judge /tg/ ordered the records sealed, Noelle definitely has Alabaster's old rap sheet and knows all the shit he was involved in back then. That's probably why he became a person of interest to begin with.
* Based on this, she probably suspects him of the North High arson fire. Which of course must lead to the eventual twist that Alabaster isn't the one who did it after all. (Likeliest culprits are Cerise, Whitney or Rose)
* Noelle is either going to be final boss tier or get merked to up the stakes.

Am I missing anything?
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>>2663257
Nah, I'd say you got it. Gonna be a shame when she gets merked but she sure is narratively expendable huh.
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>You watch the video. It's what Camelia promised you it was. Apparently there's CCTV footage from across the street showing clearly the perpetrator of the North High fire. How no one ever discovered it before she did is mystery, but there's no denying it - especially as the video helpfully replays the few moments where the face is most clearly visible, in freeze-frame, for easy identification.

So it wasn't Alabaster after all. The wording is way too vague for something so specific.
Judging by the context of the earlier conversation with Camelia, it couldn't have been Whitney or Rose either - bonus points because Rose is completely convinced Alabaster did it in a later scene.

And then there's her chatlog with Galatea:

>SakuraDokuhaku: He doesn't even care how it makes me feel.
>SakuraDokuhaku: But he's so successful now. I'm not going to stand in the way.
>SakuraDokuhaku: And I feel so guilty.
>SakuraDokuhaku: I mean we did some shit together. Serious shit.
>gman: whats that
>SakuraDokuhaku: I can't tell you that. But it was bad.
>gman: you can tell me anything
>SakuraDokuhaku: I really can't tell you... well I don't want to type it out.
>SakuraDokuhaku: Is your anxiety good enough today to cam up?
>gman: yeah
>Incoming Video Chat from gman


So the real question is:

Why did Cerise burn down North High School?

So why the fuck did Cerise burn down North High?
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>>2663573
There’s also the line a couple of episodes back where Cerise mentions ruining our life “again.”
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>>2663573
I don't know why she did it but I'm decently convinced that she did and we took the fall, probably willingly

What pisses me off about it is that even though we probably ended up in jail cause of what she did she was too scared to even visit us in jail.

She's truly the worst girl (barring Camelia)
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>>2663609
Except we were arrested for previous arsons. If we had any Roomburners (Jesus Ally, really?) left, they were likely confiscated by the FBI - the implication being that, although we were likely investigated, nobody was arrested or charged with the burning of North High.

This of course means that should the info leak, it would implicated us both and while Cerise would get fucked, Double Jeopardy wouldn't save Ally.
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>>2663700
What previous arsons? Also during the investigation period we were put in jail until the court case happened and we were let free of all charges just like in real life. They don't just let you go about your business normally after you commit a serious crime they put you in jail for a temporary period of time
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>>2663700
If Cerise goes to prison I will flip a car.
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>>2663746
>What previous arsons?
The old Sears we torched at the beginning of the previous thread.
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when do we stick our dick in camelia's eye socket
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>>2663765
>Sears
We were doing humanity a favor

>>2663810
Revolting
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>>2663765
Go re-read the flashbacks, Anonymous-dono. The Sears was one, but there was a "series of arsons" we were being investigated for.

We were likely an accessory or even an accomplice in the case of the North High fire, but from the facts in front of us, Cerise was the main perpetrator.
I hope we get therapy flashbacks during our drive to CCWF.
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>>2663890
Alabaster was arrested at North High. A flashback where he visits North High in the current timeline makes a point of saying he hadn’t been in the rebuilt school before.

From this we can conclude that Alabaster was arrested/released before North High burned.
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>>2663890
Yeah, that too!
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>>2661850
>H-how does one obtain such a trait.
Not from a normie.
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>>2663828
>revolting
Just what the commie ordered.
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Communazi, guys. She's a walking social catachresis. Yeesh.
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Holy fuck did we just figure out the main plot twist of S2?
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>>2664176
One of them. Plenty more questions to be asked, though. It's the why of it that really jiggles it.
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Wait. WAIT.

Why were Alabaster and Cerise SO shocked to see Damon?

Damon was a janitor at North High, right?

North High burned down, right?
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>>2664187
We don't know if he was still a janitor in this timeline, but it's very likely. OP VERY CONVENIENTLY glossed over the limo ride.
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>>2664194
True but holy fuck it fits.

Why would Alabaster risk so much to help Camelia when she blackmails him at first? Arson is a serious crime, he’s be facing a couple years in prison. But what Camelia wanted him to do was also a major felony.

But what if Alabaster or Cerise accidentally killed someone in that fire?
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>>2664202
What if it wasn't by accident
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>>2664208
FUCK.

Cerise kills Damon.

Alabaster torches the school to destroy the evidence.

AAAAHHHH
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>>2664215
Okay, I think that's a bit of a stretch.
Really, I'm sure Cerise and Rose were just nervous about an unknown man in a suit knocking on the door for Alabaster again.
And seeing your grimy, dirty, chavy janitor now all dressed up and speakin' all fancy to drive him to the estate of the richest man in the world -- well, that's shocking in and of itself.

Death on the line, sure. Target being Damon? Doubtful.
Damon being an undercover agent again, and likely the one who hid the video evidence of the fire in the first place to be used later - namely to recruit a tool against Darkbloom? Very likely.
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>>2664187
I don't think he was a janitor in this timeline.
Given how he got that job because of panty theft, and this time around he seems much more straight edge.
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>>2664263
Why do you think he’s the Darkblooms’ chauffeur now?
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>>2664176
One of the many my friend. And we "figured it out" because OP puts some clever foreshadowing and there's a bunch of autists who see something and try to piece it together into something (even if it us retarded). It's too be expected with how many different theories there are going on some of them HAVE to be true.

It's like how the people who write the Simpsons aren't actually oracles or time travelers from the future. It's just it's been going on since what is effectively the beginning of time and will continue till the heat death of the universe (even if nobody wants it) so it'd be weird if they didn't predict some stuff.

Just think about all the stupid theories that were going around like Renee and Noelle being the same person. Sure we got some stuff right but it's the minority
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>>2664311
Eye'm pretty sure eye'm just a genius.
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>>2663161
>A chapter from Noelle's POV would be funny. Where she spys on us but all she sees is us fucking our girlfriend. The fucking our cousin. Then fucking both our girlfriend and our cousin at the same time. And then fucking another man- "oh god holy shit what is he gay!?"

I don't usually talk about stuff like this, but...

If I had infinite money and could make an FQ anime, that is exactly how the reveal of Noelle as an FBI agent would go down... a couple episodes after she's introduced and Alabaster/the audience grows to really like her, we get the revelation through a montage-type scene following her point of view.

First: clips of Noelle and Alabaster getting progressively closer, talking/joking at work, watching anime, karaoke, a first kissu (Noelle shocked and blushing) - that sort of thing.

Second: she says goodbye to Alabaster at work one evening and starts towards home. She's a typically shy/awkward/lonely Christmas cake type, sort of clumsy, she's feeling uncomfortable on a crowded public bus, then she's trudging up a set of stairs towards what we assume is her apartment - nothing you wouldn't be surprised to see here.

Finally: She steps into her apartment. There's a bank of dudes in FBI jackets sitting at computer terminals, CCTV monitors and listening devices. Her cutesy aww-shucks expression instantly becomes the hardened gaze of an FBI agent. She says something like "did you guys get all that?" - as she throws on an FBI jacket of her own.

Then a bunch of clips cutting back and forth between "cute" Noelle continuing to honeypot an oblivious Alabaster, and "badass" Noelle doing things like PT/jogging, target practice, and of course watching the debauchery Alabaster constantly takes part in.
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>>2664350
Yeah that'd be pretty damn funny. I doubt anyone's really surprised that Noelle is an undercover agent. She's too perfect and when you have a perfect character there's almost always some kinda trap (like in Alex's case)

Speaking of Alex how would Noelle react to finding out Ally is actually straight up fucking another man but still claims he's totally not gay
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>>2664385
Also there's the golden "one christmas cake" rule
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>>2664387
There are 3 that we’re guaranteed to fuck.
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>>2664412
Only. One. Cake.
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>>2664423
RENEE. SABLE. KAY.

Ally’s gonna cut three cakes with the same knife and you can do NOTHING to stop him.
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>>2664423
This is my cake. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My cake is my best friend. It is my waifu. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my cake is useless. Without my cake, I am useless. I must fuck my cake true. I must fuck harder than my enemy who is trying to NTR me. I must cuck him before he cucks me. I will...

My cake and I know that what counts in sex is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the babies we make. We know that it is the orgasms that count. We will cum...

My cake is human, even as I, because it is my waifu. Thus, I will learn it as a sister. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its favorite subs, its quiz bowl drilling, its tits and its ass. I will keep my cake clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My cake and I are the defenders of my harem. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is Alabaster's and there is no Stackleford, but only partician taste!
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>>2664441
They may be technically "cakes" but they don't have the essence of a true cake. You don't see Sable or Kay and think "that's muh christmas cake" instantly. I was genuinely suprised when I found out that Kay was 28. You only consider her to be a cake when you see their age. You don't need to look up Renee's date of birth to know that she's a cake. Cause she contains the true essence of a cake. And THAT anons is the true meaning of Christmas (cakes)
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>>2664478
How many dicks did Kay take in the Air Force?
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>>2664482
About 14 too many.
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>>2664450
Saved
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>>2664482
I don’t think we’ll ever know but I have to figure she’s out first non virgin haremite (with season 1’s obvious exception). Noelle is probably also not a virgin but we dunno if we’ll fuck her.
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>>2664545
Haremites get cards like >>2661662. As sad as it is, we're likely not gonna fuck her.

We might get a handy though. She's been shown in this very episode to go to pretty extreme lengths for some intel.
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>>2664555
I dunno, IaTM-san. Sure we get haremite cards for all the main girls we expect, but it's still a stretch to call... well... most of the characters haremites at this point.
We didn't get a guaranteed "8/8 or bust" this quest like we did last time. In fact, quite the opposite - with the exception of Alabaster dying again, it looks like anything could be on the table.

I almost a expect a 2/7 at this rate and I'm terrified.

Or 8 is the limit and we never hit 11.
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>>2664555
Too bad. I want to fuck her silly and convince her not to arrest us.

That being said,

Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history.”

OP: >>2661662
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>>2664555
Even if they aren't haremites it's still possible that we fuck them at some point. It may have been in an ova but we fucked the shit out of human Smatters
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>>2664589
Smatters was always in the harem, Anonymous-dono.
Always.
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Before I go to bed I just want to lay out a detail from the whiteboard no one has really talked about.

There are two characters we have never seen yet, a senator named Mitch Warner (har har) and more interestingly a mafia boss named Anastasia Stasi Lebedev. (Hello Balalaika and welcome to Fuck Quest!)

This was the “Stasi” that Mara’s brother Vasily threatened Darkbloom with last episode. As if it isn’t obvious, we’re definitely going to run afoul of her soon, right?
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>>2664591
She was best girl
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>>2664593
Reminder that Camelia and Tyrus have ties to the mob too and can probably cover for us. I wouldn't worry too much unless we piss Tyrus off too.
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>>2664612
I think you vastly overestimate the pull American street gangs have over the mob, IaTM. "Respect" of that flavor only goes so far, and even a working relationship can fall apart at the drop of a hat.

Not to say Tyrus doesn't obviously have his own code of honor, but until we know more about the mob, best to stay... cautious.
And apparently Stasi is the sort that Vasily thinks he can hold over David's head, whether that threat be empty or not.
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A little late to add much anything to the thread, but I just caught up after like a full weekend of burning through the first season and up to here.

Can this be the official "funtimes with Rose" theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuETuApX-WM
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>>2664612
>>2664621
It’s an interesting question: how is the Russian mob really involved?

Alabaster’s narration says Camelia is linked to them. But what he (and we) ACTUALLY are on the whiteboard is actually a degree of separation. Camelia is linked to Tyrus, who is in turn linked to Russian mafia.

Tyrus is the middleman there and I have a feeling that his “strategic partnership” with the Russians came about through meeting Mara at the growth club.

Meanwhile Mara allowed Alabaster to attack the company per Camelia’s plan but doesn’t seem to know the details of what Alabaster was doing so it’s likely she does not know Camelia.

Is it possible that Camelia actually doesn’t know anyone in the Russian mob including Stasi? That really it’s Tyrus playing on all sides, so to speak.
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>>2664639
>Is it possible that Camelia actually doesn’t know anyone in the Russian mob including Stasi?
She may not know them directly, but perhaps the Russian whores in her apartment does.
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>>2664639
>It’s an interesting question: how is the Russian mob really involved?
As far as we know, they really aren't.

>Is it possible that Camelia actually doesn’t know anyone in the Russian mob including Stasi?
It's been shown that she speaks perfect Russian too. >>2664646 has it right. Even if Tyrus is a sort of middleman, the whores she talks to in her complex might be a direct connection for her.
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>>2664646
Shit that’s a great point.

Camelia thinks Tyrus is a moron. Maybe he’s really smarter than she thinks and is playing her. Coordinating with the Russian whores to feed info back to Mara?

Or maybe it’s Camels a doing a reverse-double-cross...

The more I think about it the more intriguing this part of the story becomes. There are so many factions involved.
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>>2664653
Is it bad if I actually really like how FQ2 is sorta more QUEST than FUCK now? I mean the FUCK part is still great, but I don't remember having this much fun talking about things like this last time.
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>>2664658
>fapping to Fuck Quest
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>>2664278
I think he was the one that stopped Renee.
Then daddy Darkbloom gave him a promotion.
Although I do wonder weather nor not he will play any greater roll than acting as Vivians Herald/Driver.
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>>2664661
classic image
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>>2664666
keeping this because satanpostan

>>2664663
It's obviously so he can steal Vivian's panties, anon-kun. Those were his ultimate goal last time.
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>>2664667
Would he want the ones shes wearing tonight?
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>>2664702
Seeing how everyone this season is fucking gay, maybe.
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>>2664702
Who would want another guys sloppy seconds?

>>2664705
Alabaster exists. Your argument is void.
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>>2664708
Does he though?
No I'm just kidding.
Or am I?
Nahhh, but that would be pretty bad, huh?
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>Magic: The Gathering advanced rules glossary
>421: Handling "Infinite" Loops
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>>2656499
why is vivian a loli when shes 17 years old, could we not just get past the creepy little girl complex?
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>>2664767
You must be new here.
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Renee asked about us “by name”

She’s been in jail six fucking years so how does she know us?
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Obsidian Monologue is the main character of Cuddle Quest in some parallel universe.
Think about that.
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>>2664924
what the fuck, that sounds way more fun than just railing whatever we see, vagina or not.
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>>2664898
The quest where you play as this dude, on a mission to find horny white bitches and give them head pats, make them breakfast, cuddle them chastely and teach them the power of friendship
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>>2664569
It is also possible that we have a large selection of potential harem members, but that our choices route lock some of them.

For example, Mara and Vivian.
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>>2665090
How do we get on the Ken route?
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>>2665090
Not to mention Kay and Noelle have death flags written all over them. Comes with the job description I suppose.

And the Gal route would either require Ally to go for Cerise earlier into the quest (compared to S1) or, for a more hardcore experience, subjugate the gatekeeper that is Camellia.
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>>2665090
1. Mara isn't a haremite and I am so happy that she isn't. Seriously fuck her (not literally)

2. If we choose to go the secret Alabaster route and take out both David & Camelia we'll probably get the whole harem best ending
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>>2664880
Camelia calls us kin and hates Darkbloom in an obviously personal way.

Renee was Darkbloom’s research head.

In season 1, she experimented on us at Darkbloom’s orders (why our semen was addictive)

Make no mistake, an echo of that happened here. Alabaster and Camelia were research subjects.
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>>2665160
Man that's actually a good one. I usually roll my eyes when I read a lot of these theories especially Camelia ones but I actually believe this one. Good job
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>>2665177
It’s really nuts to me HOW connected everything in this story is to itself and how many layers there are to literally every event.

I wonder how much time OP spends planning because so far it’s like he developed the entire plot of season 1 and 2 all at once. Like everything that happens has some echo or impact or payoff down the line.

It’s kind of sad to know this quest has a bad rep because of its name and smutty parts because OP is seriously one of the best storytellers and world builders on this board. Maybe THE best.
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>>2665289
The story is good and all but I wouldn't call it one of best I've seen. I didn't really start reading or continue to read because of the story.

It's decent and it serves it's purpose but I read fuck quest simply cause it's fun to read. The story isn't something I'm gonna look back on and remember when I think of some of the best storylines I've read.

But if you ask me what my favorite quest is I'd probably say FQ just cause it's blast that I look forward to every week. The characters and writing are incredibly fun and I love all the little extra details he includes.

I've already said that I think that the story isn't amazing but I have to give it you on the world building part. As opposed to a lot of series where the characters don't feel too "real" the entire main cast of Fq does. He has a list of their favorite things that's over 40 long and different personalities OP takes into account when deciding what they like. Such as Alabaster being a normie or Alex having surprisingly snobby tastes. It makes me really invested in the characters and actually care about them.

They're characters are so developed that we could accurately guess what each characters D&D character would be like. That's fucking insane.

And if there is one thing I have to give to the story is that the foreshadowing is incredible. One anon more or less guessed the entire plot if the quest just from it. That's really cool

Writing this all out OP kinda reminds me of the creator of One Piece (shortened to OP ironically enough) Oda. They're both masters of world building and foreshadowing which keeps me really invested in their works
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>>2665370
Oh yeah and the lewd scenes can also be super hot. Those are really good too. My dick greatly appreciates them
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>>2665370
I’m not saying best storyteller or world builder ever (that’s crazy) just the best on the board. 99% of quests leave me flat. Good world building is rare and good writing/story ever rarer.
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>>2665402
I'll give you best world builder but there are plenty of good stories on qst. It really surprised me when I first found this board. I though it was just gonna be mostly cringy with some fun quests with maybe the same level of writing as the average light novel at first. But then I saw that there are actually a lot of well written gems here. It was really weird.
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>>2665418
I can’t argue. I only follow a couple quests and don’t give many a fair shake (if it doesn’t grab me right off, I drop it, ADD I guess)

I agree for the characterization being the best part overall though. OP’s got a true gift for banter, I’ve legitimately laughed out loud to the dialogue so many times, going way back to season 1’s (paraphrasing) “No, I didn’t mean like, TOMORROW tomorrow. I meant just... tomorrow.” He has such a knack for creating realistically hilarious/befuddled responses to unrealistic scenarios.

Plus when I’m not busting a gut laughing I’m usually at least smiling from the absurdness of the situation. Like when Vivian goes super chuuni and verbose.
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>>2665434
Yeah same here. Great character interactions and some really quotable lines like the whole "rape person" thing. This meme BY FAR has the best memes.

The only other quest I can recommend for amazing character interactions is Hunter x Hunter quest but it starts off pretty slow so it probably isn't your cup of tea
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>>2665442
I’ll give it a chance (more than I usually do)! I’ve heard good things about it before too. If it’s got funny character interaction like FQ then that’s enough for me.
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>>2665454
You've heard good things about it? Really from where? There's usually only 1 or maybe 2 people there (I'm one of them) with the occasional 3rd person. It sucks it's a good quest but I do have to admit the beginning is poorly handled

In fact it's so poorly handled that the qm said that when he thinks about how he handled it he contemplates beating himself with a baseball bat

If you're looking for fun character interactions though I recommend you give it a shot. The last chapter had me actually laughing out loud multiple times and I had a stupid smile on my face all day just from remembering it

It's in a 3 way tie for my favorite quest with FQ & Psion Academy quest. It sucks that I'm the only one who participates most of the time. I've always wondered what it would be like if Hunter x Hunter quest was as popular as FQ. It certainly deserves it but the beginning is always the most important part of a story so I can understand why it isn't popluar
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>>2665470
Maybe I’m misremembering but I thought I saw it a couple times in /qtg/ getting praised (but maybe that was someone memeing about a presumed bad quest)

I’ll try to stick through the rough start you warn of, when does it get good?
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>>2665479
First, if you're talking about the recent "Quest recommendation thread" yeah me and one other anon were praising it. But that's the only time I've seen it. If they mentioned it in a positive light I doubt they were memeing as it's not so bad that it's memeworthy like PGQ

Secondly, Ok this is kinda hard to explain. It's not like the writing is bad. I'd say it's standard to good. It's just the way he formatted it was awful. If you skim through the first few threads you'll see all the disgusting walls of text with hardly any space in between them other little shit that just hurts the eyes like not capitalising I (i) or not making spaces on after the comma (word,word).

Despite the whole problem with the format I'd say it's got a pretty good story and some cool characters.

It starts to get amazing around chapter 8 in my opinion. There is plenty of amazing shit like Derrick's (mc) speech and the first test. But if you told me to pick a turning point where the story turned from good to amazing it'd be there. That's where the fun really starts

I'd still say that the first chapters are worth reading though. It looks ugly as fuck but the story it's self is pretty decent. There was only one part that I didn't really like and I almsot dropped the quest because of it (even though when rereading it I don't see why I was so pissed off about it) so I get the temptation but I'm so glad I kept reading.

I haven't reallt found another quest like it. This might sound cringy but I consider it the "smartest" quest I've read (god I sound like a Rick and Morty fan). It just feels mature and characters act like rational human beings. I've always loved it when characters are smarter than me in a series. Trust me I'm not saying that I'm a fucking genius but in most series I watch the character are usually as smart or less than me (it sounds really cringy when I say it but I'll keep going). The only times I feel as though the characters are smarter than me are in Death Note and in certain points in the actual Hunter x Hunter series (mostly the manga exclusive stuff though)

Speaking of the original Hunter x Hunter series you don't need to watch it to understand what's going on. It certainly helps you have a better understanding and knowing about things in the world such as Nen get you hyped for the future. It's not necessary (even though I love that series and recommend to people who don't even usually like shounen). Sometimes I wonder "why is this set in the HxH universe". The qm seems to be changing and adding a lot of stuff. The only real things that remain are the hunter exams and Nen but from what he's hinted in the combat pastebin that might change too.

Btw don't read the pastebin until you're caught up. The ones sent in the past threads have all been updated to the current one so it can spoil some stuff which is unfortunate. You might miss something if you haven't been keeping up

Fuck. Almost hit character limit there. Hope you enjoy the text dump
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>>2665567
Ok looking back on it I deeply regret writing that "smartest quest I've ever read" comment. I'm sure there are plenty of quests that are mature and have intelligent characters and my description came off as pretty pretentious. Please forget you read that
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Here's another question guys:
Why Alabaster?

Why was Camelia stalking Alabaster before he was even hired at Darkbloom Analytics?
She already had all the info she needed on Cerise, who already worked there, and arguably had far better access to the internals of the system than Alabaster ever would.
So why Alabaster, when, as far as Camelia knew, he just as likely wouldn't have been hired by DA in the first place? Unless she somehow knew of Vivian's obsession with him, of course (which is admittedly possible, since she keeps files of him on her computer).

But why Alabaster, when Cerise was already a completely ripe target?
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>>2665927
Kay said whenever she did research our name kept coming up so he's probably a lot deeper into this rabbit hole then we initially thought
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>>2665927
I asked exactly this last thread, but also brought up Cerise. Mainly, what put her, and by extension us, on Cam and Gal’s radar, and how long have she and Gal known each other?

I just realized that the day Cerise got that Benjaman Kyle email might have been their first contact, but it also could have just been Gal threatening Cerise (and that one anon) under a pseudonym she wouldn’t recognize.
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>>2665999
I think it was Camelia using one of Gal's email addresses - we know she at the very least has direct access to her Skype. The language used was very Camelian as well.
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>>2665927
why alabaster indeed.

Ally would appear to be absolutely critical to several different plots.

Consider for a second exactly how unusual it is for David to treat Ally how he is.

its fucking unheard of. Especially since Ally nowhere near lives up to his potential.

Its so generous that its automatically suspicious. Darkbloom might be all carrot and all stick, but he probably doesnt bother for those who arent worth his time.

And vivians infatuation wouldnt be sufficient I don't think.

As for Camellia, whatever happened must be truly, utterly aweful to not only incite such rage, but convince Galatea to go along despite her personality.


its NOT just David's obvious threat to free will. thats not nearly visceral enough.

And Renee trying to murder Vivian smacks of Season 1.

As far as we know Renee and Ally havent ever met. he didnt seem to recognize the name at least.
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>>2666251

Alabaster specifically DID recognize her name.

>"Renee Carte... Renee Carte..." you repeat. There's more to that name than the spark of recognition from what Alex told you. But what is it? You try to think, but come up short.

Either he met her when he was very young or under sedation (research subject theory),OR he's having crossover memories from the original timeline. Both are plausible.

>>2666004

>I think it was Camelia using one of Gal's email addresses

It definitely was. Camelia has canonically used Galatea to dictate electronic messages:

>"And then you messaged me," you say. "I thought cell phones were bad for your health?"

>"You're right. Actually, it's one of my partners who found you and reached out. But the message is all mine.

(don't mind me, just a guy who's read each episode thread at least twice so far)
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Being Cerise is suffering

Also she's gotta learn how to capitalize those i's
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>>2666312
That's not Cerise.
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>>2666312
Ok, that's totally Gal on Cerise's account.

Which brings me to another thing that I love about OP's world. Sure, it might not be super hard, but he's emulating different people's posting styles. Just look at /csg/, and the Whitney/Rose text logs. Imagine thinking "How do these characters type?" and working with it. /csg/ is even more impressive to me because he just did a whole thread, himself, with the obviously different posting styles an mannerisms of the different sorts of people that would be on an imageboard.
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>>2666329
>>2666333
Please forgive my retardation. That should've been obvious
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Someone please tell Galatea that hacking a person’s password and posting a public message to them using their own personal account is the absolute WORST way to regain that person’s trust/love. That’s the action of a damn crazy person! (Love you Gal)
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>>2666381
It just dawned on me that the guy saying "worst girl" was talking about Galatea and not Cerise.

I'm sorry for telling you to get better taste. Reply deleted.
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>>2666389
Nah he still needs a taste adjustment.

Gal >>>> Camelia
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>>2666381
Well she probably has autism or something.

Also when the fuck are we gonna have a Gal chapter! We've hardly talked to her at all! We've seen more of Kay at this point. I wanna chapter where we get to interact with her whether she likes it or not. And not online, I'm talking IRL. Maybe we're trapped in a room together or soemthing? I don't know I just want something of her
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>>2666392
Camelia hasn't gone full yandere yet. Gal is taking her emotional BS too far, though I must say, at least she didn't hack into her Skype and unblock herself.
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>>2666399
At least Gal is not literally a garbage person who eats garbage, unlike Asuka the Grouch.
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>>2666455
One man's trash...
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>>2666463
kek

daily reminder that Stackleford has slurped tequila out of Camelia’s belly button, and you have not
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>>2666399
>though I must say, at least she didn't hack into her Skype and unblock herself.
That seems like an easy fix but it would kinda defeat the point if she forces Cerise to unblock her. Being unblocked isn't what she wants it's Cerise's forgiveness
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>>2666455
dont kid yourself, galatea does not have a healthy diet.

but it does bring up a point.

imagine how fucking shit the life Gal and Cam live must be.

sure, from Ally's perspective Cam seems to move around with impunity, but that cant actually be the case.

Darkbloom has a nearly omniscient grasp on the information. And Camellia herself pointed out that it specifically includes the criminal underground.

presumably Galatea is REALLY busy keeping them under the radar. But even with that it must be a herculean task to eat, sleep, and live without getting merced. Much less actively pursue ones agenda.

I assume the rootkit helped in that regard, but still...


that "perfectly fine food" might be the only opportunity she has to eat today.
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>>2666704
I want to go on a nice date with Camelia and Galatea!
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>>2666732
That reminds me, I'll have to add "ideal date" to the chart.
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>>2666738
Yesssss
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>>2666738
For glory.
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>>2666732
Galatea's might be fun. Watching her struggle to interact like a normal person and failing miserably would be cute. But Camelia's is a trainwreck in the making

That being said I would want to go on a date with each girl at some point. Last season we didn't really go on a date from what I can recall. We went on one with a drunk Renee and we had that ova where we went on one with both Whitney and Renee but mostly as a test to see if Whitney approved of her.

But that didn't last long at all and only made me long for an actual date with Renee. And not just her, a mother's day date with Mom (rip) would've been pleasant and one with Viv is guaranteed to be cute. Shame that we never got anything like that. Would've been fun to see what everyones dates would be like
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>>2666738
Oh shit fucking hype
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>>2666751
One thing I struggled with in FQ and even moreso here, is not lingering too long with any one character so that each character has their moments and people get to see their favorites regularly. This episode was so heavy on Vivian for example, and that's very rare so far, to focus in on a single character like that. It makes for a lot of variety but the sequences with each individual character aren't ever that long.

Part of the reason we were stuck in Palau so long is because I tried to give each girl, at least once, a special focus where the attention was all on them for an extended sequence.
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>>2666738 #
Fucking awesome

>>2666333 #
The lengths OP goes to for characterization blow my mind.

My favorite example is the test Whitney took in college. If OP is a guy then I am assuming his natural handwriting isn’t that girly. so he must have put a LOT of effort into that fucking essay, and the handwriting is consistent. And the handwriting of the grades is different!

Same thing with the public statement with signatures, he came up with like 4 different totally believable signatures. (Okay, Cerise has no signature but still.)

To create no less than 6 different styles of handwriting for a fucking smut quest, man. He’s crazy. In the best way.
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>>2666755
Yeah that's wanna of the complaints I've had. You make all these great characters but there's no chapter that really focuses on them in particular and let's them shine

That's why I really enjoyed this chapter cause we did get see Viv and talk with Darkbloom but I was also very disappointed cause it all went by so quickly. It felt like shit when we should be getting somewhere we left and started talking to Camelia & Kay.

I was really looking forward to some fun Viv times and learning about what the fuck is up with the Darkbloom family but we didn't really expand on that at all.

I think you handled the Whitney chapters decently well though. You could clearly tell that those 2 chapters were mainly about her. What with the flashbacks and everything which set up the ending which Whitney beat Camelia's ass to the ground. We even got a couple scenes to remind why they love Whitney

Wish we got some more chapters that are dedicated to the girls so everyone can read that chapter if they want to remember what makes the character so great like what Vivian & Whitney got. A little more fleshed out than those 2 hopefully but I digress

It is interesting to learn the reason why Palau dragged as long as it did though
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>>2666755
I like seeing slower episodes that focus on one girl at a time. I have a favorite but there’s no one I hate to see interactions from.

There’s no rush. I guess you’re still trying to fit in 13 episodes though?
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>>2666770
Anon, pls. We’ve seen OP’s real handwriting.

Another thing that I just picked up was that the title for next episode, where we meet Renee, is riffing on OnegaiTeacher. If you look on the S1 chart, that’s her favorite anime!
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>>2666774
If it's any consolation, I don't think we're going to make it out of episode 9 without learning SIGNIFICANTLY more Darkbloom family lore. It's possible, based on how I intend to structure the episode (trying another new thing, here) but I think we'll learn a lot.

I see what you and >>2666775 mean, though. It's nice to focus in because it keeps the story from feeling schizophrenic or all over the place. I just need to balance that against making sure people who like a certain girl aren't going weeks at a time without seeing them pop up.

The only solution is to write faster, I think. I'm not even close to burning out so I may even consider running more than once per week, which would make me less guilty about honing the focus and letting the story itself move less quickly.
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>>2666790
>it keeps the story from feeling schizophrenic or all over the place
OP I'm starting to feel schizophrenic with all the shadowrunning I'm doing right now (I probably am!)

Can you just reassure me once and for all that German fucking anagrams based on the girls' names aren't playing into this somehow, because I'm down some very deep rabbit holes.
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>>2666793
I'll save you from yourself! The only character whose name is
(purposely) an anagram is Vivian Darkbloom.

Well... her, and five others.

(I'm kidding. It's just Vivian. Her anagram game is just a reference to that, and also to the Simpsons.)
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>>2666804
Oh thank god. It was getting bad.
I need to find a job already.
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>>2666804
>her and five others

>"Nahhh," OP posted. "But that would be pretty bad, huh?"
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>>2666790
>If it's any consolation, I don't think we're going to make it out of episode 9 without learning SIGNIFICANTLY more Darkbloom family lore. It's possible, based on how I intend to structure the episode (trying another new thing, here) but I think we'll learn a lot.
Waiting warmly

Also regarding the multiple times a week thing while isn't necessarily bad it just feels... weird I guess (very descriptive I know). It's just I already look forward to this quest same time every week and changing and it's hard to imagine it happening multiple times a week. And the potential of one chapter not having enough time put into it is also great

A possible solution might be bringing back interludes or any kinda segment canon or not which shows the characters doing things that just wouldn't fit or mess with the pacing of the actual plot. That way if you feel like you haven't used a character in a while you can do something with them without trying to shoehorn them into the plot because you feel bad for the fans of that character
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>>2666804
I’ve not been sure of how to bring this up but occasionally I remember that for the first two episodes Camelia had that pocketwatch. Did you get yourself into another Vivian’s Glasses situation or are you saving it to have it come up again during a relevant time?

If you give some vague answer I’m just gonna assume you forgot. :^)
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>>2666812
Why is Camelia listed twice in the rightmost notepad?
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>>2666843
I was ordering them by birthdate. OP had described her as 'having one of those dangerous faces that could be either 15 or 25' so I organized her accordingly.
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>>2666844
But doesn't that defeat the point of trying to find a secret code with all of their names? It seems like it would be better if you made 2 notepads, one with her as 15 and one with her as 25
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>>2666848
I already tried that. They only started forming real words when I added her in twice.
I'd been at this for four hours.
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>>2666850
I don't think I see one actual word in that

Also you gotta tell me. I've been going crazy over what the fuck "ALEX OFFERS EGG" thing means. I don't get what that notepad is suppose to represents but its driving me crazy
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>>2666863
Most of the words I'd "found" were in German or Swedish.
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>>2666866
Oh... these are the types of stretches that make me roll my eyes whenever I read the newest theories
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>>2666872
You lack dedication. Or lack a severe mental illness. Or both.
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Can we get favorite fetish added to the chart?
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>>2667194
I've been asking that for a long time but OP is dead set on teasing us (same thing with the mad libs).

Fetish and scent are the two that NEED to be added
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>>2667222
How would scent be conveyed properly? Like what do you even imagine Cerise smells like? I feel like smell, at least the way real people smell, hinges on indescribable.
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>>2667282
Cerise would probably smell like beer.

Scent would mostly be dependant on the perfume and soap products they use such us shampoo or by things they do a lot like Cerise and her drinking

So Alex for example could use a perfume that smells like vanilla and as such he would smell like that most of the time. While Rose might smell like strawberries or something
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He means favorite scent, not what they smell like.
In any case:
Alabaster - cum
Whitney - constant light sweaty smell
Rose - green tea shampoo
Cerise - beer and sadness
Vivian - vanilla-caramel soap
Alex - strawberries
Kay - cigarette smoke with a faint hint of aloe lotion
Galatea - Spicy Chicken flavored Maruchan yakisoba and sadness
Camelia - when not garbage, whatever she thinks will get someone to fuck her
Renee - ? I don't know what prisoners smell like.
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>>2667340
>Kay - cigarette smoke with a faint hint of
Faint hint of what anons
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>>2667343
>Camelia - when not garbage, whatever she thinks will get someone to fuck her

What a slut.

Why is Camelia so horny, /FQ/?
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>>2667343
>Vivian
>vanilla-caramel

Pretty sure she's more a lavender type.
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>>2667448
Getting stuck in timeloop keeping everyone in a pocket dimension really fucks with your aging process, so who knows how many years she's been going through peak horniness.
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>>2667642
Also turning everyone in Palo Alto gay through the water supply.
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>>2667843
Fuck I forgot, they did water treatment too.
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>>2667843
Would explain why Palo Alto is suddenly the 'gayest city in the world'. And why everyone we know is suddenly so gay. Probably accelerated by the sauna. This is all completely circumstantial, of course. I can't find a motive for Camelia to want this.
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>>2668018
>I can't find a motive for Camelia to want this.

Her motive is being unbelievably horny.
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>>2668134
So she turns everyone gay?
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>>2666829
Yes and no. I remember that prop and have meant to include it in the last two scenes Camelia appeared in (the cafe before Whitney's attack and the alleyway in this episode) but in the moment of writing, forgot to. She still has that thing.
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>>2668150
She hasn't had any luck with guys, so she's employed Tyrus to make everyone at least a little curious.
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>>2667343
You truly are the trap whisperer. When this question came up, my very first thought was Alex would have a definite strawberry scent due to his choice of shampoo.
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>>2668490
>Strawberry scent
Objectively the best
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>>2666312
I can already guess the Gal chapter title.

Galatea-san Wa Komyusho Desu
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>>2668784
Shit manga but pretty fitting title
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My favorite part of the fake /csg/ thread is the tripfag who shows up and does that shit where he responds to like 10 posts with inane comments that add nothing but drawing attention to himself (with an image macro from his Cerise folder).

That is peak general thread behavior, definitely well researched.
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>>2669213
Whoops, meant to quote >>2666333
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Cerise's character, since I got bored.

>Personality Traits
Jagun fights for honor, justice, and love. He has ovowed to never again take the life of another.

>Ideals
Jagun walks a path of atonement for the sins he once committed. Never killing. Never lying. Never stealing.

>Bonds
Somebody Jagun loved died because of a mistake he made long ago. He has vowed that it will never happen again.

>Flaws
Jagun is a harsh judge of others - and of himself especially.

>Backstory
Jagun, of the Irapada Clan, once led a small band of Orcish bandits, terrorizing the highways of the kingdom. One day his band bit off more than they could chew in the attempted heist of a merchant caravan, not realizing it was guarded by an elite unit of Paladins. Cut down nearly to a man, the leader - a beautiful woman in service to a Goddess of Light - spared Jagun, thinking that even this wretched creature could be redeemed.

The Paladin taught Jagun the ways of Truth, Justice, and Mercy, and over the years he came to be a stalwart champion in the name of the Goddess.

Unfortunately, after failing to capture an infamous crime lord, his henchmen struck back and murdered the Paladin in cold blood. In a rage, Jabun stormed the crime syndicate's headquarters alone and cut each and every one of them down, sparing none. He mourned for the paladin he had grown to love, and wept bitter tears.

Jabun now wanders the countryside alone, fighting only with the flat of his blade, for he has sworn never to take another life. He fights only for the virtues that he was taught by his lost lover and ---- No, it is NOT "basically just Rurouni Kenshin" you assjerk, fuck off and write your own backstory already.
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>>2669219
Oh yeah I forgot about these things. Have you done all the characters? The only ones I don't remember are Camelia as well as Renee & mom obviously
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>>2669244
By my count, I have Camelia, Renee, and Kaa-san left. I'll probably even do a statblock for Galatea's BBEG just for shits and giggles. I'll either post them tomorrow or at the end of the next thread, depending on how motivated I feel. I just picked up EDF on the Steam sale and it's very cathartic for my severe arachnophobia.
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>>2669257
Forgive my normieness but what the fuck is a statblock?
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>>2669268
Sorta like a character sheet for an NPC monster - literally a block of stats and numbers. Usually includes Armor Class, list of special attacks, spell lists, etc. etc. etc.
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I still can’t believe Fuck Quest is back and we’re heading into episode 9 full steam ahead. If you asked me a few months ago whether I thought it was ever coming back I would have given you a 0% chance.

I don’t want the wild ride to end but I’m glad to be on it again.

Anyway, I’m also hyped for more Darkbloom lore. I fully agree with the others who really like the direction of David Darkbloom 2.0 and how much more human he is. I’m also glad to see in this most recent episode that he and his wife aren’t just fighting all the time, he was telling the truth, they work together and love each other too. That will make their inevitable permanent falling out more interesting.
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>>2669213
Some of my favorite ones are the ones like this, where the poster thinks it’s gonna get a ton of responses for being funny or clever but no one ever does.

>>2669425
Having FQ2 is bittersweet because we know what we have so we appreciate it more, but it’s also gonna sting a lot more when we get that last END OF EPISODE XX.
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>>2669844
The last episode will hopefully end

>END OF FUCK QUEST

Rather than END OF EPISODE XX which implies the OP abandoning us again...
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>>2670065
And then four years later we get REBUILD OF FUCK QUEST 1.11: You Can (not) Escape - which, of course, starts with Cerise rapping her knuckles on her forehead so we aren't late for school.
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>>2670146
Heh.

Fuck quest trivia: season 1 begins with Cerise rapping her knuckles on Alabaster’s forehead, season 2 begins with Cerise rapping her knuckles on the BACK of Alabaster’s head.

It’s an obvious and purposeful parallel but why the difference? Continuity error? Variety? Shadowrun/paranoia encouragement? Or just cuz?
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>>2667343
Have you ever tried higher quality soaps? Vanilla and/or caramel are very basic stuff. You'd never find any of those in any Darkbloom mansion.

>>2667513
Probably doesnt like lavender that much anymore, shes no child anymore, or so she thinks.
Scentwise Vivian would favour lovely notes like tiare, tea rose and heliotrope.
obviously mixed with neroli and bergamot so its still office compatible
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>>2670642
Man, and I thought I was stupidly verbose. Guess flowers aren't my forte. Tell me more, Anonymous-dono.
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Don't forget to update your passwords, guys.
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>>2671097
I want Galatea to hack me!
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>>2671410
I want Galatea to make me dump my payload straight into her root directory.
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>>2671426
Would you be Galatea's accomplice for a man-in-the-middle attack on Alex?
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You get to rail Cerise
BUT
Only while you're getting railed by Alex.
Do you accept?
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>>2671512
Only if she doesn't use a Firewall.

>>2671569
No that's gay
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>>2671569
Sounds fair
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>>2671512
Yes.

>>2671569
Yes.
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>>2671569
Do our balls touch in this exchange
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>>2671569
[X] Accept
[X] Accept
[X] Accept
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>>2671616
>>2671587
>>2671606
[x] TENDERNESS
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>>2671619
Agreed!

No one gets to fuck Alabaster like that.

except Rose
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>>2666804
Alex Best is an anagram for Table Sex which is pretty great.
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>>2671686
Damn I doubt that was intentional but it would be pretty cool if it was
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Man, digging back through the years of Cerise's Twitter and I'm only now registering that the names of the main couple in NeeKyu were Sakura and Shiro. I must be dense as fuck.
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>>2671822
I wonder what OP thinks of the best entry in the Fate series.
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>>2671876
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>>2671954
If Whitney is Kuro, who are Illya and Miyu?
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>>2670729
been trying to break that habit for over ten years but fuck me it just doesnt work.

this is one of my strong points so ill just expand on that even if yer being ironic
some scent enthusiasts muse over which scents some fictional character would wear, so Ive been thinking about some FQ characters as well, especially the Darkbloom's. David probably doesnt care that much. As scent is just a facet of a persons appearance he values demeanor far more. He is the kind of guy to take whats tasteful enough and uses that for years. I also get that vibe from him that, for consumables, it doesnt have to be pricey; either hes wearing classics like Tabac, Cool Water, Pour Monsieur or Platinum Egoiste. Other end would be some Clive Christian stuff(very tasteful allrounder).

Russian women care for that jazz so Mara is the kind to wear opulent fragrances, tasteful, yet strong. I have yet to test those from Roja Perfumes but I know that this is her kind of scent.

Vivian used to be curious about her mothers cabinet filling arsenal of expensive oils, extraits and colognes, but doesnt consider that multitude to be necessary. She probably has one frag per occasion. Mostly innocent, subtle ones.
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>>2672065
I dunno about Illya but Vivian is definitely Miyu.
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>>2664661
The only way to experience fuck quest is to jerk off every time ally does.
and when he got fucked in the ass by rose in S1... OUCH
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>>2672495
>and when he got fucked in the ass by rose in S1... OUCH
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>>2673102
Yeah ok Rose we all know the truth

Virgin Rose
>Got cucked by Whitney

>Even if she wants to cuck Alabaster back she's understandably too afraid that he wouldn't want her anymore if she does so she does nothing out of fear

>Can't use basic excerise equipment. Even fucking Alabaster could do that

>Ran away crying from her job interview

>Confirmed to have spent everynight masturbating to Alabaster for the last 4 years

>Cried herself to sleep after masturbating to Alabaster fuck another girl cause she's just that desperate

>When assulted by Alabaster all that bitch could do was threaten to cry for help but was to scared too so ended up sobbing to her pathetic self.

>Desperate for Alabaster's dick and constantly begs for it.

>Lost to a lazy weaboo in the race for student council president despite her putting everything in her favor

>So fucking retarded that she thinks you have to take 2 birth control pills in case of twins

>Is so whipped that she wouldn't even think about going near another man (we all know Alex doesn't count)

Chad Alabaster:
>Pretty much always overpowers Rose despite her using weapons

>Gonna cuck her via her own fucking mom any day now

>Took her car

>Instantly got hired at the biggest corporation with absolutely no effort

>Became one of the few people who are able to attend the DBA board meetings and decides the fate of the entire company and possibly the world on the second day of work

>Fucked another chick right in front of Rose

>Pinned her down and made her submit to him in seconds

>Always denies her and is waitng for the perfect time to rape her (probably when that bitch is going through some depression and doesn't want any sex)

>Is treated like a son by the richest man in the world

>Caught on to Rose's tracking bullshit almost immediately and is currently manipulating her

>While in less than a month Ally has:
>Given his boss anal
>Gotten a pantyjob from the daughter of the world's richest man
>Got his sister to masturbate him in the shower
>Fucked his childhood friend multiple times which most harem mc's never do
>And fucked another guy about a dozen times and is still not gay

Just face the facts Rose.You can't beat based Chadabaster no matter what you do. Why don't you go cry about it on Tumblr or something
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Man, I fell asleep with the thread open last night and dreamed it had magically 404'd. The fuck.
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>>2674365
At least you slept. This is gonna be a rough 6 hours.
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>>2674371
>6 hours
How much Darkbloom could we possibly cram into 6 hours?
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>>2674398
I want to cram myself into Vivian Darkbloom for six hours, if you catch my drift.
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>>2674408
Explain further.
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>>2674438
I want to insert my ponos in her vagoo.
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>>2674456
You lost me.
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>>2674459
I want her to be the mother of my son.
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>>2674470
>>2674470
>>2674470




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