Welcome to the land of Terrarum, where demons and monsters prowl the lands while wizards and warriors fight them off. A world where things such as skills, classes, and levels are all parts of daily life here. While some are born as powerful dragons and immortal demons others are born as enlightened beings such as Humans, elves, dwarves, and all sorts of other things. You however are not so lucky as you were born a slime, a sentient ooze who's intelligence is usually that of a chair.We however are different. Managing to kill one adventurer after another we grew and began to absorb their powers as well causing us to grow even faster. You even made some friends, who were all kidnapped by you, along the way. With your friends you face the world Currently, you've decided to act like an insane maniac and kidnap YET ANOTHER WOMAN for what only a being without a sex drive could hope to understand. You're back with your faithful companion, Billy, and are preparing to feast on whatever remains of your rampage.Skill Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JRUoXBHMeEOtdZJ6APWp1HvJNSdcMX00NalsYjpnPtM/edit?usp=sharingDiscord for updates: https://discord.gg/bASWZwTPrevious threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=slippy
>>2665031Having Kidnapped an Elf, Killed about 2 people, and retreating all the way back to your skeleton pal and bear corpse you're pretty exerted right now. You need body mass to return to your former glory and you barely have any so it's time to decide what to eat and what to absorb, also whether or not you should eat or graft back on Knife Ear Slut's arm.What to do?>List out what to eat and what to absorb>Ask Healslut/M-Mary to heal Knife Ear Slut's arm back on>Talk to some of your companions! Healslut/M-Mary, Billy the Skeleton, or the newest addition, Knife Ear Slut!>Write in?
>>2665037List out what to eat, and ask M-Mary to heal Knife
>>2665037>Talk to some of your companions! Healslut/M-Mary, Billy the Skeleton, or the newest addition, Knife Ear Slut!>List out what to eat and what to absorbEat the bear and warrior, absorb the white mage
>>2665037> eat shield and sword (or sword and shield, whichever we killed)> have billy skin the bear and have him make a fur sheet for hea... M-Mary> eat the bear corpse> absorb the white mage guy
>>2665048Bear, Shield and Sword guy, Headless White Mage, and possibly Knife Ear Slut's severed hand
>>2665065Eat bear, and sword. Absorb white mage. See if Mary can heal the hand
>>2665055backing thisWhile we eat S&S we ask for billy to take off the fur from the bearAlso, me need to talk with M-Mary and KESAsk KES why they attacked us (Adventurers close to us = attack? right?)
>>2665110Ok they weren't close, you knowingly negotiated with them to leave, and you just came back for jack shit just to kill them and kidnap her. That is the worst logic ever.>>2665051>>2665065>>2665092Damn, hoped y'all would've wanted to absorb the bear.Roll 1d100 to see if you get anything from the holy man
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>2665116
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>2665116
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>2665116I tried
>>2665118>>2665125>>2665128No priesthood for this murder blob, writing
>>2665255We will never learn to heal
Yaaay a new thread!! Onwards with absorbing!And true... let's uh, look for the severed slut's hand. We can save it as a snack or maybe healslut can heal it...What if we later use our malleable body to jam the hand into the elf's stump and keep it there, "attactchecjd" It probably can be, uh, re attached that way. Our wibbel probably has wobbel good nutrients inside and whatnot, to keep the... uh, wound healthy and clean
>>2665128>>2665125>>2665119>>2665118>>2665037After commanding billy to skin an entire bear you eat the remains of the guy you killed and the rest of the bear while giving it's skin to Healslut/M-Mary, how nice of you! You also decide to absorb the priest since he's not going to be needing his body any time soon.Minor Success! 2% body mass absorbedPortion of highest stat obtained! +8 FTHWell Blobble, it seems that you didn't get the guy's healing job. Better luck next time you suppose>ContinueTime for me to dump a big ol level up screen
I don't know about healing the elf guys. We have no health left if she starts attacking us.
Why even kidnap the elf? We don’t have a drawfag
>>2665508Becausee basically everyone here is a bunch of degenerates...
>>2665381I've been playing yugioh and updating the Google Sheet so Level ups will go a lot faster in the future, sorry if taking a while
We didn't saw anyone healing this time, so we can have assumed that the "girl"(what does that mean?) was the healer, Even if she had some pointy ears#LettheslimebepureSo, instead of asking M-Mary to heal KES, we shiud assume that she'll heal herself
Man, now I really want to be know what would've happened if we absorbed the bear
Gotta remember to make some clothes for M-mary with the bear fur.
Slime Class Level up!+2 to all statsWarrior Class Level up!Warrior Class Level up!Warrior Class Level up!+9 STR +9 ENDWarlock Class Level up!+2 INT +2 WIS +2 MNTMalleable Body Skill Level up!+1 ENDLiquid Density Skill Level up!+1 ENDMetal Mimicry Skill Level up!+2 END +2 STRStealth Skill Level up!+1 DEX +1 AGIPath of Death Skill Level up!+3 INT +3 WISWibble Wobble Skill Level up!+3 ENDStorage Skill Level up!+1 INT +1 WISGatling Bone Skill Level up!+3 DEXWay of the Shaft Skill Level up!+3 STREvasion Skill Level up!+3 AGISolidify Magic Skill Level up!+2 WIS +2 INTClub Mastery Level up!+2 STRSpear Mastery Level up!+2 STRRuin Mastery Level up!+2 WIS +1 INTOptimum Body mass obtained, Stats return to normal>ContinueFuck Me for using a system this annoying, well at least I optimized it so I can do this part a fuck ton quicker
>>2668435You've had a humongous increase in stats and you've already told healslut/M-Mary to reattach Knife Ear Slut's arm, how compliant! Now that you've slaughtered multiple people, got HealSlut/M-Mary some clothes, and obtained a new companion you've finally gotten through that strenuous part of you existence.Time for something else!>Explore the Forest some more, find some beasts to kill>Explore the nearby town, though they might be hostile if they saw a slime>Talk to your companions, see how they're doing!>Write in?
>>2668445>>Talk to your companions, see how they're doing!Especially send greetings to the elf and welcome her to our party. Tell Mary and Billy to wish her well.
>>2668445>Talk to your companions, see how they're doing!I reckon it’s about time we had a chat with our friends
>>2668445>Talk to your companions, see how they're doing!I mean, we don't even know what KES does, she should at least ask her...Also, how do we gain charisma
>>2668445While I am bent in torture, horror and grimdark, I guess we can talk with our pets>>2668488Eat raw engagement rings
>>2668549Wasn't engagement rings and we still have them in storage>>2668488By being charismatic and leveling up>>2668485>>2668461Talk to your companions wins1d100+1 best of 3 and I'll update when I finish updating stats
Rolled 72 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>2668563B- but, we are the most charismatic blob in the world...
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>2668563
Rolled 69 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>2668563Ah... hahaha, Elona+ it's a game and... nvm
>>2668573Oh fuck forgot that existed
>>2668571Ah, I see my brother is with me on this one. You are my half orange
>>2668571>>2668572>>266857373, time to introduce our self to Knife Ear Slut. Time to make the most charismatic slime in the world shine!
>>2668445Deciding you don't have much to do you decide to lay about in the clearing and see what your team mates think of yah. You're sure that after your awesome murder hobo actions and your acquisition of clothes for Healslut/M-Mary that you'll be received warmly by each of your minions!"Fuck off you gods damn monster, go fucking kill yourself instead of random innocent people!" Billy told you as he sat down at the base of a tree and mopped aboutM-Mary seemed to have wrapped herself in the bear skin and is crying and muttering things to herself with her arms clasped together, wow she must be really happy with her gift that's she's speechless and crying tears of joy!As you approach your newest member you realize that she lost consciousness a while after all of that blood gushed out of her dismembered limb. While M-Mary was able to heal her it's only a temporary fix due to her not being able to permanently replace the blood she's lost and she wasn't able to restore her to consciousness due to her not knowing the proper skills. If you're going to show off your charismatic slime abilities you'll need to wake her up somehow, but how?>Slam her against one of the trees, that'll make her LEAFher state of unconsciousness! (Strength Check)>Horrific Screech should wake her up! (Intelligence Check)>The Most Charismatic slime in the world could easily do this! (Charisma Check)>Write in
>>2669861>>The Most Charismatic slime in the world could easily do this! (Charisma Check)
>>2669861>"lick" her clean, that can only help
>>2669861How about we charismatically slam her into a tree
>>2669861Slam her against one of the trees, that'll make herLEAFher state of unconsciousness! (Strength Check)
>>2669861>>The Most Charismatic slime in the world could easily do this! (Charisma Check)we jujst have to talk to her, pls
>>2669861>Write inFeed her some of our fluids. She must be hungry because of all that slammin' and now she's too weak to stay awake, thus, using our awesome Wisdom, we determine this is the ailment that's pushing her down.>Wisdom Check to see how concentrated do we feed her
>>2669866>>2669873>>2669903>>2669913>>2669956>>2670200>>2670684Charismatic Slime time! sorry, no force feeding or licking fetishes todayRoll 1d100+11
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>2670813
Rolled 68 + 11 (1d100 + 11)>>2670813
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>2670813
Rolled 43 + 11 (1d100 + 11)>>2670813I'll roll even if it doesn't mean anything
Rolled 22 + 11 (1d100 + 11)>>2670813>>2671295It always means something!
I just wanted to be a good>minion to my domainbut know we're molesting women left and right. Why won't the dungeon just take us back?
>>2670684No left, that's lewd>>2670813thxs sir
>>2671389dungeon fears us. Or despise us. Or hates us... or loves us and wants us to grow
>>2671389cause i TRY to let us be a good slime
>>2671389And I am responsible for our pets!
>>2670825>>2670872>>2671055Time for you to be the most charismatic slime the world ha ever seen by convincing an elf out of unconsciousness! You take a skull out of your "Storage" skill and use your "States of Matter" skill to hold it up, completing your faux head so that you can more easily convince her to wake upIt's time to up your charisma to the max!"WOBBLE BOBBLE!" You manage to yell at the unconscious elf while shaking herYou continue the procedure for a few hours until you get a bit pissed off that she isn't listening to your immense charm and smash her into a tree.Club Mastery Level up!States of Matter Skill Level up!+3 STR +1 ENDSpecial action has been preformed!+1 CHR"uuuuh..." groans the bloody and injured elfThat seemed to have worked!"Where am I..." She groans, she seems to be disoriented "Where's my party..."You wibble over to her and your gelatinous form seems to have snapped her out of her stupor"GET AWAY FROM ME!" she screamed as she backs away and attempts to run, but she's too weak to run and falls over.Maybe it's time to start some conversation?>Wibble Blobble! What's your name!>Pobble Wobble! Wonder weather today!>WAGGLE BABBLE I OWN YOU NOW!>Write in?
>>2673355>WAGGLE BABBLE I OWN YOU NOW!>Wibble Blobble! What's your name!
>>2673355We learned from M-Mary that we should akw the name from early on.. So...>Wibble Blobble! What's your name!Also>What you can do? We need to see if she's a worth companion
>>2673355>>Wibble Blobble! What's your name!>>Pobble Wobble! Wonder weather today!
>>2673355Name and weather
>>2673355>Wibble Blobble! What's your name!>WobbleWabble you're weak, rest with M-Mary
>>2673631Cloudy with a chance of rain
>>2673378>>2673394>>2673431>>2673631>>2673695Ok for a name and the weather.Roll 1d100+2 to see how well this goes
Rolled 67 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>2674353shazam!
Rolled 96 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>2674353Of course it will go well, we are the most charismatic Blob in the world
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>2674353
>>2674356>>2674379>>267439998, TIME FOR CHARISMATIC SLIME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2674379>>2674399shit... well right, it seems you are the social one while I am the MASS DESTRUCTION AND RAPE one...
>>2674412that escalated quickly, but is not like that's news right?
>>2674437Not at all. So, what was the agreed look of each part member?this was supposed to be an alive Billi
>>2676886and mari, well, a white mage from FF why not
>>2676886Good representation of Billy>>2676896Looks like a loli and I am not letting y'all molest a loli unless you earn the right to and your reasons for doing so make sense
>>2677005It's not really a loli.......Maybe
KES is something like this in my head (the elf girl from Goblin Slayer)
>>2677261>>2677269we're not molesting lolis you fucking degenerates
>>2677269But the elf girl doesn't even look like a loli... And she was almost raped in the manga too
>>2673355The elf ranger continued to scream and cry her lungs out for a while as you decided what the best course of action would be. Once she stops to catch her breath, and to process what the fuck is going on, you decide that this would be the opportune time to use your SUPERIOR CHARISMA to coax some info out of her, such as her name!"Wibbly weabher tobay!" you say enthusiastically through your skull head"A talking slime!? How in the fuck?!?! Please don't kill me!" she begsSeems that won't work, time to move on to the next question."Wub may yurb name be?" you ask the bewildered elf"Name? You want my name?" She asks you, even more confused than before."Wibble Wobble Bobble!" you confirm enthusiastically"Fine, my name is... uh... my name is..." She stops, she's taken aback by this new development "I don't know my name... the last thing I remember is hunting an Aspergillus with my group back in Saltu, but this place doesn't look anything like Saltu..."She continues to go on about where she was previously but it seems as if a lot of bits and pieces are missing, what a surprising development! It seems that your charismatic methods have knocked out a few of her memories!It's time to characteristically manipulate her to your side, but you'll also have to make it so the input of your other minions doesn't disrupt your plans to convince this girl into ultimate slimey friendship and what notHow to convince her?>Your ultimate charisma has left this elf without her memories or a name, now how shall you proceed?
>>2680917Firstly, does she remember how her group was? (the number of party members and who the were)If she don't GREAT>>2680387Told you that it was the elf girl from Goblin Slayer!
>>2680964Actually wanted to go "Big titty dark skinned elf" but I decided against it, I'm just going to be a one sided GM and deny any request at loli fuggingAlso yes she doesn't remember her previous group
>>2680977>>2680917I guess we can say that..We are a special monster(a friendly one). And... er... We tried to save her from an Ursa attack... (It isn't a complete lie, the Ursa was attacking billy tho) and her party was dead (And they tryed to attack you) when you tried to make anything
>>2680917>>2680917Ask her what she can piece together of her memories from before
>>2680917So is she just ignoring Mary or something? Also be friendly and give her a new name. She can't go around without a name.
>>2681288We should also shift around excited looking at how happy we are to have a prospective new friend.
>>2680917"I am a god, descended upon Terrarum and I have chosen you to be my chosen one. "
>>2681346Do we even know what gods are?
>>2680917>Muy gild, I am a anjellyic bean sent fwum da heabans two distroy dat dunjeoonz coar. Yoo hab bean celected two joeen muy cumpanyons in dis houli kuest
>>2681388Look we're supposed to have the intelligence of around a toddler, I'm not questioning these guys anymore>>2681055More like Billy slaughtered it>>2681055>>2681217>>2681288>>2681293>>2681346>>2681401Ok we have2 "Convince her we're a divine being"1 "Give her a name and get all excited at having a new friend"1 "Convince her we're a friendly monster and that her previous party tried to kill you unprovoked"1 "Ask her to piece together what memories she has"
>>2682029Any objections or better ideas? Any ideas to dissuade Billy and M-Mary from telling her the truth?
>>2682029>>2682030I suppose I'll change mine to convince her we're friendly, then probe her memories
>>2682029I will go with> "Give her a name and get all excited at having a new friend"looks like a good one, also, it sounds like something thet we would do
>>2682301>>2682231Ok be friendly and act like you're on a holy quest to slay the wicked dungeon core, or something.Name ideas? I'm thinking KesRoll 1d100+2
Rolled 68 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>2683297Elf blob!(Ok, beeing serious, Ana)
>>2683311Changing my name choice to Eloen e.e
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>2683297
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>2683297
>>2683311>>2683335Hey guys look at this >>2683343Writin
>>2683343>>2683352I want to cry
KES rn after this>>2683343
>>2683343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy3pZE73AnwDamm... this new bois... not part of the core and all
>>2683333Guess I will suppor you, since quads have spoken an' all that.
>>2683387Thank you almighty RNG Gods for those quads
>>2680917Because of your holy proficiency and faith stat you've grasped the basic concept of religion and gods, so you decide to play this off as you being a holy slime on a mission for the gods to destroy a dungeon core. You also decide to name her Knife ear Blob, every good minion needs a name after all"WIB WOB WOMBOBLE BOB!" You mutter/yell at her, she looks incredibly confused by this sudden burst of enthusiasm. "I AB UR GOB'S MINIOB! JOBN ME ON MY WIBBLE QUEST BHARB EAR BOB!""Uuuuuh..." The Elf Ranger doesn't know how to react to this sudden development, it's just too bizarre."WOBBLE WIB ME AB ME MIBIONZ ON MY PATH OF JEBOCIDE, NEW MINIOB!!!!!!" you announce proudly"Wait genocide? So you're just another monster, huh?" She asks you with a hint of fierceness in her voice"Blub" you think to yourselfShe gets up shakily and a spectral arrow appears in each of her hands. Holding them in a backwards grip she takes a defensive stance."I don't know what the fuck is going on but I sure as hell am not going to listen to a dame monster, even if it can talk!" the Elf Ranger says to you. "I'm not going to bend over backwards to you you stupid fucking blob! I'd rather die than listen to you!"These words seem to make M-Mary get out of her despair induced unresponsiveness and she focuses on the elf ranger before her. She gets up and walks besides the elf ranger and looks straight towards your gelatinous form."She's right... I've been doing nothing for the past few days just because of a stupid slime" she says aloud to nobody in particular "It's time I take a stand against the monster who killed my brother and friends instead of helping it continue it's sick bloodlusting ways!" she grabs a fallen branch off of the ground and begins to hold it with both hands "I WON'T STAND AROUND AND DO NOTHING ANYMORE!"Wobble..... it seems that you've lost 2 sluts and now need to prepare for battleRoll for initiative1d100+5
Rolled 57, 22 = 79 (2d100)>>2686956
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2686966
Rolled 45 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2686956noo, not M-Mary too
>>2686981That's what y'all get for rolling a 1
Rolled 33 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2686956We didn't even want to fightSad
Rolled 60 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>2686972>>2686981>>2686989Elf Ranger ---> You ---> Human PriestessShe dashes in and attempts to stab your core
>>2686992Which action do you take against this? Blocking, dodging, or countering
>>2686993>BlockingUse Metal Mimicry in the part that she's aiming
>>2686993Who woulda thought kidnapping women would be a bad idea, lets just try to impale and pin the elf with metal mimicry spears before they get near in response and end this.
>>2687014Holy shit you gave me and ideia.When we pierce someone with our spears... We can still controll the spears inside the body of them.We can pretty much grab her heart with this
>>2687051No we can't, metal mimicry makes the metal part go static
>>2687069But we can undo the metal mimicry after it pierces the body :thinking:
>>2687111There's a set time limit that I decide, as I see fit. In the end I'll only allow it if some factor allows you to do so, like a perk or a skill
>>2687121Well... OkI will change my vote to this>>2687014
>>2686993I will go for wibbly>DODGECuz we have the skill and all. And countering the elf... she too agile for that.AND!! Do not damage our pets!!!
>>2687014>>2687131>>26871942 attempt to impale1 attempt to dodgeWhich is it guys?
>>2687210I'd like to throw my vote in the direction of>Dodge
>>2687210Dodge. I don't want to hurt them. Preferably knock then out
>>2687279>>2687255>>26871943 dodgesRoll 1d100-6 best of 3
Rolled 11 - 6 (1d100 - 6)>>2687296it'll be fiineand remember, guys, it's+-6
Rolled 66 - 6 (1d100 - 6)>>2687296I don't think this will be good
>>2687332Did i just summoned a Demon? 666
Rolled 12 (1d100)Minus 6 since I couldn't make it work
>>2687344Well. This isn't great
I guess we have to rape Mary again so she learns her place.
>>2687314>>2687332>>2687344Good, but not good enough. Writin>>2687353Fuck off horny anon
Rolled 61 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>2687520why.... life is cruel
>>2687520This isn't about sex. It's about dominance.
>>2687687Alternatively I guess we could always just cripple her and make her beg us to be our heal slut for her life, but like she might be able to just heal her self back
>>2686956You move out of the way of the Ranger's attack but it still chips your core, her accuracy isn't a joke it seems.Your core has been chipped! -147 HPYou move out of the way and it's now your turn to prepare an attack! but what?HP 492/639MP 480/480>SPEARS!>MAGIC!>Try to reason?>Run!
>>2687812pls no, pets are made for love only (not that kind of love)We must show her the way
>>2687852>Try to reason?"stop, it hurts, aren't we friends?" with little bubbly cries? our superior charisma will stimulate their motherly instinct, it's foolproof!
>>2687852Could we prepare a void explosion behind them where they can't see, and try to reason with them? That way, if reason doesn't work, then boom
>>2687885We need to talk while preparing void explosion so that'd require a shape-shifting check as well, to make a separate noise maker
>>2687852>>2687868Soporting this"We just want to destroy dungeon"
>>2687893I'd be down to try, though my rolls have been garbage lately
>>2687868>>2687885 >>2687897Convince them to see (sick and monstrous) Reason, sorry mate no void explosion1d100-8 roll for it
>>2687893Plus I could potentially see that leading to dual casting
Rolled 49 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>2687905Damn, we should definitely attempt dual casting soon though
Rolled 61 - 8 (1d100 - 8)>>2687905dice goooods!
Rolled 31 - 8 (1d100 - 8)>>2687905minus 8? Holy shit
>>268790841? The dice gods hate me
>>2687908>>2687909>>2687913Dual casting requires a very certain class and it seems that y'all rolled a 53Not good enoughit's Healslut's time to shine
>>2687913Mate you're lucky it's Minus 8, it should be minus 18 with the BS you've done and what healslut has seen you do
>>2687922Void blast the shit outta them if we survive
>>2687926Actually shadowbind then horrific screech so they know our anger and pain from this coup
>>2687934i like this plan
>>2687934Good! Good... Shadowbindo!
Rolled 84 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>2687852You begin to try to talk some sense into the girls but you are rudely cut off by Healslut who has something to say for herself."You've ruined my life you Stupid Fucking Monster!" She yells at you. "You killed my friends, you've killed my brother, and you've hurt me in ways I thought undo able! I'll be the end of you and if I can't do that than I'll sooner take my own life than be under you for one more second!" She twirls around her makeshift staff yellow energy flows from it and enters both Healslut's and Elf Ranger's chest "BRAVE HEART!"With those words said Elf ranger once again presses her assault against you, attempting to once again stab you.How to react?
>>2688785>Shadowbindo!! Both of 'em.
>>2688794It's one at a time, we aren't god mate
>>2688785>BRAVE HEARThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1uH4BnswKQ>"Hurt? When did i hurt you M-Mary?">>2688785Try to counterattack with magic (Shadowbind)
>>2688785Shadowbind the elf ranger. My basic plan is to bind them both so they can hear our screams
>>2688794>>2688809>>2688851Shadow bind the hoe1d100+5
Rolled 33 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2688867>Pls stop KES
Rolled 67 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2688867Let's kill da hoe, master
Rolled 87 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2688867
>>268942499 vs 92Writin
Sorry mates I'm going to have to archive this thread and won't be back for about a week, join the discord for an update for when I return. Sorry, my life has been pretty busy lately