Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Endless+Sky+Ace+Combat+QuestOther Quests: https://pastebin.com/KJKYT3SuYou are KARLA WEISS, a retired Belkan fighter pilot looking to carve your own place in the skies!"You're absolutely SURE this isn't a trap?" Jager asks as he suspiciously scans the letter for what had to be the millionth time, trying to eke out any clues to ill intent. "You think EVERYTHING is a trap!" You groan as you roll your eyes. "It's an invitation to attend a party on a remote island in the middle of the ocean." Jager points out. "A perfect place to-""-to have a party!" You roll you eyes as you finish the sentence. "Seriously, the offer's coming straight from Lilian, and when I did the background check, while, her family practically owns the whole damn island, so what's there to be afraid of?""I'm not afraid, just cautious." Jager sighs. Still, Lilian's invitation to come out to one of her family's resorts for some rest and relaxation kind of came out of the blue. You wonder what exactly was the occasion? Her letter was vague on those details. "Maybe we should corroborate this with the others?" Jager suggests. "Do we really have to?" You groan. "It'll just make it look like we don't trust Lilian or something!" "I just want to be sure." Jager retorts.>Fiiiiiiiine, I'll try to hit up the others.>Quit being such a big baby!>Other
>>2702582>>Quit being such a big baby!
>>2702582>Quit being such a big baby!
>>2702582>>Quit being such a big baby!HELL YES! I've been waiting for this! Great to see you, Merc!
>>2702582>>Quit being such a big baby!IT'S TIME FOR SOME DECULT- oh wait.TIME TO DANCE WITH THE ANGELS!
>>2702582>Quit being such a big baby!MY DICK IS READY QUESTFAMPAI!
>>2702582>Fiiiiiiiine, I'll try to hit up the others.
>>2702582>Quit being such a big baby!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2702582>>Quit being such a big baby!At least we don't have to wear that skintight suit from the final mission.
>>2702637>inb4 Lilian's company started mass producing them and wants us to put one on.
Do you normally run acecombat stuff? Or is this a one off thing?
>>2702637>>2702688Do we use them for lewd and cute times with Jager?
>>2702693Just a little one off for the Ace Combat quest I used to run! If you want to see more check out the archive link in the OP!
>>2702693http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=endless+skyHe ran this a while back.
>>2702716>>2702717damn. It's no fun to read up a quest that's dead. the participation is the cool part.
>>2702700Not unless Karla covered up with a hoodie or poncho over the suit.
>>2702700What sort of lewd stuff can one do with a suit like that?>>2702688Not sure what they can do with something like that in the civilian/commercial market.
>>2702582"Oh quit being such a big baby!" You laugh as you slap Jager on the shoulder. "Artemis doesn't want my head THAT badly and we haven't heard a peep about One Belka for at least a year! ""Fine, you have a point there." Jager concedes brushes your hair back and kisses you on the cheek. "Are there any special travel arrangements?""Nah, you can get to the island by either boat or air." You say with a grin.Jager gives you a very suspicious and concerned look. "Hey, I'm still a licensed pilot!" You pout. "Just because I haven't flown seriously in a couple months doesn't mean I can't!""I never questioned your ability." Jager shake his head. "I'm more worried about your penchant for showmanship."Ooof, he's blunt as always. Still, you'd be lying if you said that the thought of touching down in your Morgan or your souped up F-15 for old time's sake didn't cross your mind for a brief second or two. But that would draw all sorts of attention, both wanted and unwanted...>I'm in a pretty showy mood lately!>Nah, we can just fly a regular plane. >We'll just hit the ferry over. No big deal.>Other
>>2702750>Nah, we can just fly a regular plane.
>>2702750>>Nah, we can just fly a regular plane.
>>2702750>I'm in a pretty showy mood lately!
>>2702750>I'm in a pretty showy mood lately!I want Solo Wing Pixy colors on it just so we can go all "Hey, Buddy!" to Amy again.
>>2702750>Nah, we can just fly a regular plane. There will be plenty of opportunities for shit to hit the fan soon, I'm sure.
>>2702750>>I'm in a pretty showy mood lately!How about an SU-34 two-seater with its own little quarters?
>>2702750>I'm in a pretty showy mood lately!time to use the BUDDYPLANEokay Merc when are you finally gonna do Carnival Phantasm Command?
>>2702750>>I'm in a pretty showy mood lately!
>>2702794Unfortunately, I only have a disgustingly casual interest in Fate!
>>2702806That's ok because not even the guys who own the fate IP can make fucking sense of it all.
>>2702794>>2702806You have better odds of getting Merc to run GIRLS FRONTLINE QUEST
>>2702809tell me about it....i got lost after extra.
>>2702806I don't mean Type-Moon CPwhy not Merc Command CP?Just think, just imagine the possibilities!
>>2702818He got me playing the game, and nearly maxing the memory on my phone, if he is, we better play as a commander and or gunsmith.
>>2702818>>2702824If we play as a T-doll we may as well be playing Pacific Strike with a new coat of paint and serial numbers filed off.
>>2702824>better play as a commanderMore Cyberpunk Idols?
>>2702837>>2702824>>2702842>>2702837>We roll to make a T-Doll from the factory>inb4 AIIIIII DEEE DOUBLEYOUUUU DENYAAAA~!!!!!
>>2702750"Well, I'm in a pretty showy mood, lately!" You say with a confident grin. "Oh no." Jager groans. He knew that expression on your face very well. "What sort of damage are you going to be causing next?""I was thinking of bringing one of the old birds out, for old time's sake." You say with a smile as you lean over and wrap your arms lovingly around Jager. "I wouldn't be too difficult to swing by Sand Island to pick one of them up.""I suppose I'll meet you there, then." Jager sighs, resigned to your decision. "Which one were you planning to take?"Well, like you thought before, there was always the Morgan, which was basically the culmination of all of your Belkan heritage and was the plane that was once flown by Solo Wing Pixy himself. You couldn't deny it had a sort of legendary air about it. But there was also your trusty old F-15, which had seen you through wonderful and difficult times during your merc days. The old workhorse could use a bit of attention again, too.>Morgan>F-15
>>2702866>>F-15Can the Morgan still work without the interface that a certain pilot suit provided?
Who Vector here>>2702866>F-15
>>2702885I'm just waiting for DSR to pop up.
>>2702866You decide it would be a nice change of pace to take the old Eagle out for a spin. Lara would definitely love to her again too, you would think. "All right, I'll take the prop out to Sand Island and I'll meet you at the resort!" You say as you peck Jager on the cheek. "See you there!""Just be careful." Jager nods as he returns with a peck of his own. "Who knows what condition they're in now.""With Pops around? Probably newer than when they came out of the factory!" You laugh as you roll out of bed and grab your jacket.---The flight to Sand Island took a couple of hours, especially since you were flying a much slower single prop plane over. However, the skies were clear and the water was crystal blue, so you weren't complaining. At this point, the biggest hazard was accidentally ramming a flock of birds while landing, since a lot of bird colonies had settled on Sand Island after the military base there was decommissioned. Thankfully, you didn't have to worry about that, as you saw a familiar black labrador bounding through the sea of birds, scattering them in all directions and giving you a clear runway to land. Pops is already waiting for you outside the hangar door, arms crossed and sweat glistening off of his bald head. "Figured you'd come back eventually to take one of the girls for a spin." Pops grins. "Don't worry, I've kept them both in perfect flying condition. You won't be having any problems taking them where you're going.""Thanks, Pops." You smile as you hug the old mechanic. He may not be Smokey, but he was equally dependable. >Stay and chat with Pops for a bit.>You're cutting it close already. Better get back in the air.>Other
>>2702964>>You're cutting it close already. Better get back in the air.
Been a while since I've done this, time to warm up! >Stay and chat with Pops for a bit.
>>2702964>Stay and chat with Pops for a bit.
>>2702964>You're cutting it close already. Better get back in the air.
>>2702969Yes! More Amy bullying!
>>2702964>Stay and chat with Pops for a bit.>>2702969>Swimsuit KarlaHoly-ALL MY YES
>>2702969She Still flat while lara became more slopped!
>>2702969Nice job Mudhen!>>2702964>>You're cutting it close already. Better get back in the air.
>>2702964Well, you still had a few minutes to spare before you had to head out. You could squeeze in a bit of idle chatter with Pops, given that you managed to catch him here. >Ask him how things on Sand Island have been going lately. >Ask if he's heard anything about One Belka or the Gray Men.>Ask if any of the Wardogs have come around.>Other
>>2703044>>Ask if any of the Wardogs have come around.Enterprise is cute.
>>2703044>>Ask if any of the Wardogs have come around.>>2703052Agreed, and also very lewd.
>>2703044>Ask him how things on Sand Island have been going lately.
>>2703044>Ask if any of the Wardogs have come around
>>2703044>>Ask him how things on Sand Island have been going lately.>>2703052>>2703056>her GF universe version
>>2702985>>2702995>>2703007>>2703009Thanks! Oh my, there's some nostalgia...
>>2703075I just wished she was a lot better.
>>2703044>Ask if any of the Wardogs have come around.We survived the Attack on Sand Island, after all!
>>2703044>>Ask if any of the Wardogs have come around.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>2703044Looks like we've got a bit of a tie so we'll have to roll it off!1. Sand Island2. Wardogs
>>2703094>Update]karla is bets girl
>>2703118"So, any of the Wardgos every stop by?" You ask casually as you do a cursory exterior check on your F-15. "Well, Grimm's come by a couple times with his girlfriend." Pops chuckles. "After all this time, he still looks like a kid."I can imagine." You smirk. "Edge also stopped by. Should've seen her face when she saw your birds sitting in the hangar!" Pops says happily. "And, well, she was glad to know at least one of you nuggets made it out.""I see..." You nod, your mood dampened a bit by that tragic mission so long ago. "Anyways, she left behind a little gift. Why don't you take a look?" Pops says as he points towards the rear of your F-15.And there, emblazoned on the tail of your F-15 was the Ghosts of Razgriz emblem. "She painted it on there herself. Figured you would have appreciated it." Pops continues.>W-wow...>[Activate Belkan stoicism]>Other
>>2703132>>[Activate Belkan stoicism]
>>2703132>[Attempt to activate Belkan stoicism]>[Fail]>W-wow...
>>2703132>[Activate Belkan stoicism]Wardog big gay.
>>2703132>[Activate Belkan stoicism]
This should start playing at a subdued volume in the back of Karla's mind:https://youtu.be/8xtUyn9M9mE
>>2703132>[Activate Belkan Stoicism of Awe]
>>2703151Which reminds me, maybe we can make our big entrance while singing this on open comms?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy1b-6e615w
>>2703132You try to maintain your cool. As a proud Belkan, you couldn't afford to just let your emotions explode out like you wanted to! Especially not in front of Pops!>Roll 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2703176
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>2703176
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2703176Here comes the snow!~
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2703176>>2703184Indeed
>>2703176You manage to keep your cool, converting your childlike glee to a warm, appreciative smile. "It looks great, Pops." You say. "Tell her thanks for me if you see her.""Heh, you should think about doing that yourself!" Pops laughs as he tosses your flight helmet to you."If our paths cross." You nod as you quickly get suited up. You toss your luggage into the storage compartment and board your F-15.""So, you got a flight plan in mind?" Pops as you go through your preflight warmup. "Well, the island is on the opposite coast, so I've got a ways to go." You frown. "The fastest and most direct route is to fly straight over Osea, but I'm sure that would catch a lot of attention.""Well, nothing stopping you from just flying over the ocean to the south." Pops suggests. "It's pretty much all open water down there. Completely bypasses the continent, even if the distance is a bit longer.">You'll risk it with the overland route.>You'll swing around south over the ocean.>Other
>>2703203>You'll swing around south over the ocean.
>>2703203>You'll swing around south over the ocean.Nothing like a scenic route.
>>2703203>>You'll swing around south over the ocean.Let's not cause any trouble for the Osean Air Force.
>>2703203>>You'll risk it with the overland route.
>>2703203>>You'll risk it with the overland route.Today we will remind them.
>>2703203>You'll risk it with the overland routeGo big or go home. Plus possible shenanigans!Also Merc, GGO Quest when?
>>2703203>>You'll swing around south over the ocean.
>>2703203>You'll risk it with the overland route
Rolled 15, 2, 4 = 21 (3d20)>>2703203"Guess I'll take the scenic route." You grin as you fire up your F-15's engines. "The external tanks are filled, right?""Yep! Should be enough to get you to where you're going!" Pops nods as she gets out of the way. Ha, well, it was time to get going, you suppose. You taxi out to the runway, which was thankfully clear of birds, and start to throttle up. Your F-15 is just as responsive as ever, the powerful engines quickly pushing you off the ground and into the sky. The sheer rush and G-force brings back memories. No other plane could match the pure exhilaration of hitting Mach speeds in just seconds. You do a quick celebratory loop in the air before settling to cruising altitude. This far out in international waters, you likely wouldn't get bothered...>Roll 1d20
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2703285
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2703285
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2703285
>>2703285The flight over is uneventful for the first couple of hours, as you cruise along lazily towards your destination, admiring the azure skies above and the sapphire sea below. Besides the rumble of air flowing across your F-15's hull, the whole ride is pretty quiet an peaceful. Well...Your instincts tip you off before your radar does and you immediately bank to side as a blue and crimson blob streaks by in a flash. There was only one plane in the sky that you knew sported colors like those. "Nice try, Lara." You grin as you level out again. "But you're gonna have to be better than that to get the jump on me." "Aw dang, and I thought you were gonna be a little rusty!" You wingmate laughs heartily over the radio. "It's great to see ya in the sky again, Karla! Brought the old Eagle out?""That's right." You laugh as you waggle your wings. Lara's own Eagle rises up to hang in formation with you. You could see Lara waving to you through the cockpit. "Would ya believe it? The two of us just crossing paths up here?">Must be fate.>Yeah, that's quite the "coincidence". >Other
>>2703338>>Yeah, that's quite the "coincidence".
>>2703338>>Must be fate.
>>2703338>Yeah, that's quite the "coincidence".
>>2703338>>Yeah, that's quite the "coincidence".Lara still best girl.
>>2703338>Must be fate.
>>2703338"Yeah, that's quite the coincidence." You say, making your suspicion clear in your voice. "Very convenient that in all this airspace, we just happen to run into each other.""Heh, still can't get one past ya, huh?" Lara chuckles. "All right, all right, we were keepin' track of ya on radar from the Gullinbursti! Figured you'd be taking the scenic route to the meeting point!" "Guess you really know me too well." You chuckle. "So how are things with the company?""Oh, you know, always busy!" Lara says cheerfully. "But Sam's kinda worried with all the major countries starting to invest heavily in drones, though. I mean, why hire mercs when you can just throw a buncha robots at the problem?""I take it you're not a fan." You muse."Of fucking course not!" Lara harumphs. "Ya think a robot could've pulled off all the shit we done back in the day?""Probably not." "Bingo!" Lara says. "Anyways, let's not talk about stuff that'll make me angry.""Um, how are things with Wolf and the Butterflies?""Heh, they're all holding their own!" Lara reports happily. "Wolf went back to Emmeria on business, and the Butterflies are currently on another mission.""Shame, they didn't get invited?" You frown. "Well, it was just gonna be a Wild Card thing..." Lara trails off. >Yeah, I understand. >The Butterflies are just as Wild Card as any of us.>Other
>>2703399>The Butterflies are just as Wild Card as any of us.
>>2703399>>The Butterflies are just as Wild Card as any of us.
>>2703399>>The Butterflies are just as Wild Card as any of us.I mean, it's either AI, or remote controlled planes at this point even with formfitting interface pilot suits trying to even the odds.
>>2703399>Yeah, I understand.
>>2703399>Yeah, I understand.>>2703422Well there's one thing that AI and remote pilots can't do, and that's looking good in a pilot suit.
>>2703399"The Butterflies are just as Wild Card as any of us." You harumph. "You of all people should know that." "Heh, I guess you've got a point." Lara laughs. "Don't worry, I'll shoot a request to the Boss. She could probably make something happen!" "You're asking me to pull another miracle outta my ass, you lazy bum." Sam's familiar voice buzzes over the radio. "Whoops, we're still on open channel." Lara says, not sorry at all. "Anyways, don't worry, I'll figure something out, Karla." Sam assures you. "You guys go on ahead, I've already made arrangements with the airport there so you won't have any issues landing.""Thanks a lot, Boss!" Lara says happily."And don't freaking damage anything this time!" Sam yells. "We don't need another lawsuit on our ha-""Whoops." Lara says innocently as she cuts the channel. "C'mon, Karla! It's not far now!" Sure enough, you could see the island on the horizon and coming closer. Down below, you could see a golden band separated the island from the sea, and all over you could see it was packed with people swimming or lounging in the sun. In the center, mighty glass towers jutted into the sky, massive superhotels designed to hose thousands of guests apiece. "Looks crowded." You frown."Don't worry, Lilian's got a special little spot set aside just for us!" Lara explains. There's a brief pause, but you already know what's going to happen. "Hey Karla!" Lara snickers. "Wanna buzz the crowd?">Sure, why the hell not. >Let's not risk getting someone hurt here.>Other
>>2703451>>Let's not risk getting someone hurt here.
>>2703451>>Let's not risk getting someone hurt here.We're getting old.
>>2703451>>Sure, why the hell not.
>>2703451>Let's not risk getting someone hurt here.
>>2703451"Lara, I'm retired. I'm months out of practice. I'm getting old.">"Of fucking course I want to buzz the crowd."
>>2703451>Sure, why the hell not.
>>2703451"Lara." You sigh. "I'm retired. I'm months out of practice, and I'm getting old.""Yeah, I guess I underst-""Of fucking course I want to buzz the crowd." You finish. "Karla you cheeky bitch!" Lara chortles. "You totally had me fooled there!""I know!" You laugh. "So who's gonna take lead?""Leader goes first!" Lara says as her Eagle tips its wing to you. "Go on! I'll be right behind ya!"Heh, how nice of her. You nose down and throttle up, putting your Eagle in a shallow but rapid dive. The people don't have much warning before you screech above them, your Eagle breaking the sound battier and creating a nice, solid sonic boom as it flies past. Sand, beach umbrellas, towels, and all sorts of other loose items are kicked up and sucked into the air as you pass, your Eagle's massive engines roaring. And Lara is right behind, following up with a second rapid high speed pass that sends the crowd reeling. You pull up and take a look behind you, satisfied to see the beach crowd totally reeling from the low altitude, high speed pass."Ha! We totally got 'em!" Lara's laughter is loud and infectious. "Well, let's hope they don't kill us when we land." You chuckle."Kill us? They'll probably be begging for signatures!" Lara giggles. "Oh dear god." You groan. "That's probably worse."Both of you land at the island's local airport, and you and your planes are quickly ushered in to a nearby private hangar, where Lilian is waiting for you. "Karla! Lara! It's been too long!" She says happily. "Lilian!" You smile as you give her a warm hug, and then are promptly knocked around as Lara jumps in, hugging both of you. "It's good to see you've come!" Lilian giggles. "Come along now, we've got a lot to do!" "Oh?" Lara grins. "Got something planned?""Yes, and we also have to move before the paparazzi find us." Lilian sighs. "They always seem to have a way of sniffing out a story. Security is holding them off for now but it's only a matter of time before they find out we're here.">Better get going, then.>A little publicity can't hurt.>Other
>>2703513>>Better get going, then.War is easier than the Paparazzi.
>>2703513>Better get going, then.
>>2703513>>Better get going, then.
>>2703513>Better get going, then.Last thing we need is for them asking questions and for details about our final mission.
Shit, glad I didn't miss too much after two hours.>>2703513>Better get going, then.
>>2703513"Well, let's get going then!" You say as you let go of Lilian. "Of course!" Lilian smiles. "This way!" Lilian leads you and Lara out of the hangar and to a waiting limo. The three of you board and it takes off, driving for a far corner of the island. "Don't worry, we have a special private beach just for VIPs!" Lilian winks. "No one will bother us out there!""Hey, where's Amy?" You ask, looking around."She was the fist to arrive!" Lilian chuckles. "In fact, she actually arrived a day early!" "Did she get the date wrong?" Lara wonders."Now don't go assuming things about her!" Lilian tuts. "What? Sounds like something she'd do." Lara shrugs. "Right Karla?">Come on, Amy's not THAT hopeless.>Yeah, she's pretty hopeless.>Other
>>2703563>>Yeah, she's pretty hopeless.
>>2703563>Come on, Amy's not THAT hopeless.
>>2703563>Yeah, she's pretty hopeless.
>>2703563>>Come on, Amy's not THAT hopeless.
>>2703563>Come on, Amy's not THAT hopeless.>Prepare to "Yo Buddy, still alive?" her.
>>2703563>Yeah, she's pretty hopeless.>Other: ask about Lara's husbando
Have to go to bed early, thanks for running, Merc!
Rolled 10, 6, 18 = 34 (3d20)>>2703563"Yeah, she's pretty hopeless." You simply shrug. "Even when she's not here, you both feel the need to bully her." Lilian smiles with a sigh. The limo then begins to roll to a stop. "Anyways, let's get you two out of those pilot suits and into your swimsuits!""Ha, now we're getting to the interesting part!" Lara grins as she hops out of the limo, duffel bag in hand. "Where can we change?""Right over there!" Lilian points to a nearby hut."C'mon, last one there buys lunch!" Lara cackles as she dashes for the changing rooms with her usual speed and energy."I did not agree to that." You grunt."Don't worry, it's all on me!" Lilian assures you. You follow Lara into the changing rooms. Lara's already taken a booth, and you could hear loud sounds of rummaging and clothes being pulled off. Just as loud as she was fast, as always. You pick an empty stall and step inside. Being more neat and orderly than Lara, you zip open your bag to pull out your swimsuit as you unbutton your shirt...>Roll 1d20
>>2703617HERE WE GO
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2703617
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>2703617>>2703618Shit forgot my roll
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2703617RORUUU
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2703617>>2703620Anyone spying on us?
>>2703620There's so much snow in here. *Sniff*
>>2703617Once again, your danger sense causes the hairs on the back of your neck to stand on end and the self defense training Jager had taught you kicks in. You spin around to see the door to your stall having been quietly opened by an unknown assailant. You grab them be neck, pulling them into the stall, and push them onto the ground before straddling them, keeping them pinned on the ground so-"Amy?" You blink. "Gaaaaaaah..." Amy groans, dressed in nothing but her signature scarf and a white two piece binkini, still stunned from the sudden violence of action. And then it starts to click. Amy must have been trying to sneak up behind you to ambush you! The bitch!"U-uh, hey Karla!" Amy laughs nervously, having finally regained her senses. "Nice to see you! There's uh, a reasonable explanation for all this!">Let it slide.>PUNISH>Other
>>2703631>>Let it slide.
>>2703631>PUNISHYER GONNA GET BULLIED, NERD
>>2703631>the self defense training Jager had taught youThat sounds kinky
>>2703631"You've been a naughty girl, Amy." You grin as you reach down toward her chest."H-hey, what you are you doing?!" Amy squeaks in alarm. "Yoink!" You grin evilly as you pull Amy's top off, exposing her cute, perky chest. "AAAAHHHH!" Amy wails as she instinctively covers herself up with her arms. "G-give it back!" "You'll have to catch me first~!" You taunt as your spin Amy's top around your finger."Karla you biiiiiiiitch!" Amy whines as you make your exit.Hmmm, what to do with her top...?>Show a BIT of mercy. Leave her top somewhere she can find it.>You'll just hold onto it for her for a while. >Other
>>2703650>Show a BIT of mercy. Leave her top somewhere she can find it.
>>2703650>>You'll just hold onto it for her for a while.
>>2703650>OtherGive it to Lara
>>2703650>Show a BIT of mercy. Leave her top somewhere she can find it.Ustian clay stolen by Belka once again.
>>2703650>>Show a BIT of mercy. Leave her top somewhere she can find it.
>>2703650>>Show a BIT of mercy. Leave her top somewhere she can find it.Do we have to make a treasure hunt?
>>2703650>Leave it somewhere she should be able to reach it
>>2703650You figure you can leave it someplace Amy can find it. Maybe up a flagpole, or something, when you run into Lara, also fully changed. "Hey, lookin' good, Karla!" Lara whistles. "Still got a rockin' bod even after all this time!" "Guess I could say the same for you." You return the compliment."And uh... what's that?" Lara point to Amy's top, which you're still casually twirling with you finger."Oh, it's Amy's." You say simply. "We met in the changing room."Lara gives you a suspicious look. "No, Lara, it's just a little prank, that's all." You roll your eyes. Seriously, what was she thinking happened. "Nothing to worry about.""Ah, well, I'll just assume she had it coming." Lara shrugs. "KARLA!" Amy yells, storming out of the changing hut, her scarf now being the only thing covering her exposed chest. "Give it back!" "Hm, I dunno..." You pause dramatically. "Come on, children, stop fighting." Lilian tuts as she walks in. "There's plenty to do on the beach today.""Oh, right!" Lara's eyes shine. "What are we doing?">Swimming>Sunbathing>Watergun fight>Beach volleyball>Other
>>2703670>Beach VolleyballLet's see if someone can unlock the Venus
>>2703670>Beach volleyball>inb4 we use the planes somehow
>>2703670"All right, Amy." You grin, looking to your old squadmate. "You want your top back? How about you try beating me in a game of beach volleyball?""Fine! You're on!" Amy huffs, instantly agreeing. Good old Amy. Always predictable. "Hm, then what shall the teams be like?" Lilian asks. Hm, well, you and Amy opposing each other was pretty much already considered, leaving only Lara and Lilian as potential teammates. Sure, Lara was quick and athletic, but she always was a little brash, jumping into a situation without much thought. Lilian, on the other hand, was far less athletic, but no doubt more focused and experienced. She could be a great moderating hand for your own play. >Team up with Lara>Team up with Lilian>Other
>>2703691>>Team up with Lara
>>2703691>Team up with Lilian
>>2703691>>Team up with LilianTime to see who's number one!
>>2703691>Team up with Lilian>Try not to focus on the fact that Amy's A-10s are gonna be freeballing for the whole match
>>2703691>Team up with Lara
>>2703691"Come on, Lilian, let's do this." You grin as you jog over to the bitch, the warm sand stimulating your feet. And Lilian wasn't kidding when she said she had this whole beach set aside. It was just fields of golden sand stretching all the way down the beach, interrupted at regular intervals by the constant waves of sapphire blue water rolling in. And sure enough, you could see a volleyball net erected in the sand. You and Lilian take up one side while Lara and Amy take the other. "Y-you're going down, Karla!" Amy declares. "Mhm, sure ting, kid." You grin. "I'll even let you guys go first."Lilian performs the opening serve, and the volleyball sails over your head and into the other side. However, Lara was already on top of things and leaps, knocking the ball upwards and back towards your side in a high arc. This gave you scant seconds to figure out how to respond. >Hit the ball towards Lara. She still needs to recover from the jump.>Hit the ball towards Amy. She'll be distracted still trying to cover up her chest.>Other
>>2703719>>Hit the ball towards Amy. She'll be distracted still trying to cover up her chest.
>>2703719>Hit it towards Amy
>>2703719>>Hit the ball towards Lara. She still needs to recover from the jump.
>>2703719>"Come on, Lilian, let's do this." You grin as you jog over to the bitchWoah, rude.>Hit the ball towards Amy. She'll be distracted still trying to cover up her chest.
>>2703719>Hit the ball towards Amy. She'll be distracted still trying to cover up her chest.No mercy!So how long until it devolves into a volleyball game with everyone having a lewd handicap like a side tie coming undone?
Rolled 4, 18 = 22 (2d20)>>2703719You dash forward and leap into the air to intercept the ball, spiking it hard towards Amy, who was still at a bit of a handicap due her still being self conscious about her bare chest. >Roll 1d20
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2703733Snow bless my roll
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2703733
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2703733Dice!
>>2703735Do you think both sides can come to an agreement if there should be a penalty game for the losing side?
>>2703741Well Losing already means that Amy's twins'll need to fly free for a little longer and if I recall correctly it shouldn't be too hard to get Lara in on that bet. After that it'll be the easiest thing in the world for 3 people to bulli Lillian into agreeing.
>>2703741>Losing team has to model for Lilian's company. Ranging from lingerie, futuristic pilot suits, meido, and swim wear.>losers have to sing in public
>>2703733It's not even a contest. Amy is too distracted and slow to react properly to your shots for this to be a serious contest as you hit ball after ball at her, and she fails to block or save them. "This suuuuuuucks." Amy whines as she hunches down. At this point, you feel that Amy should have learned her lesson, so you just shrug and toss her top back to her. "Hey, you can have it back." You tell her. "Hmph!" Amy pouts as she carefully ties her top back on. You're about to tease her more when you see Jager approach, completely bare chested and in swimming trunks, his body glistening in the tropical sun from the sunscreen slathered all over his body. He looked like a statue of an ancient god come to life. "Did I miss anything?" He wonders. >[Maintain stoicism]>[Unsatiable lust]>Other
>>2703749>[Maintain stoicism]>[panicking internally]
>>2703749>Stoic Belkan lust
>>2703749>[RECLAIM BELKAN CALY]
>>2703749>>2703752Supporting this...how could I not?
>>2703749>OtherCommence Stoic Belkan Mating Ritual.
>>2703757So, what? Act like a Shoebill?
>>2703749You find yourself drawn to Jager's... body. One moment, you're on the volleyball field, and the next, you find yourself rubbing your face against his perfect chest. "I'm glad to see you too, Karla." Jager says simply. Meanwhile Lara, Lilian, and Amy are looking on with a bit of jealously. "They don't seem to happy." Jager grunts. "Mmmmm, they're just a bit jealous, that's all." You chuckle. "So how was the trip here?" "No issues to report." Jager shrugs. "It was completely uneventful, which I should be grateful for, I guess.""So big tall and handsome, up for a swim?" You ask him."Maybe a quick dip." Jager nods. Great!But then...>Roll 1d20
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2703763Time to dive into the fireworks!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2703763For the snow
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2703763Dance with the Angels!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>2703767Here comes the snow..?
>>2703767>>2703769The snow's looking out for us today.
>>2703769Begone foul demon! Back to the fiery and snowless pit!
>>2703763You're not even phased as four Nosferatus shriek by overhead, flying so low they kick up clouds of sand in their wake. You can almost hear the four girls laughing all the while. "AGH!" Amy yelps as she dives for the deck, eating a faceful of sand. "Ha! They finally made it!" Lara laughs."Oh my, it's going to be rather hectic today..." Lilian muses. "Hey! We can't let 'em get away with buzzing us!" Amy growls. "C'mon, we all still got our planes, right? Let's go after them!">Amy's got a point. You can't let this slight go unanswered. >Naw, you're in the mood for relaxing right now.>Other
>>2703776>Kiss Jaeger's pecs and go show the little half pints what a real pilot can do.
>>2703776>>Naw, you're in the mood for relaxing right now.
>>2703776>Naw, you're in the mood for relaxing right now.
>>2703772>>2703771>>2703769I-IT'S OKAY I DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER LINKING TO MERC...Y-YA KNOW?HERE DOESNT COME THE SNOW>>2703776>Naw, you're in the mood for relaxing right now.
>>2703776"Naw, we're on vacation, let's relax a little!" You say cheerfully as you continue to bury your face in Jager's chest. Maybe this summer beach party reunion wasn't so bad after all. While you got to enjoy the company of Jager and your squadron down here, up above, you could see the Butterfiles perform an impromptu air show, circling and weaving through the sky in increasingly dazzling and dangerous aerial maneuvers. Well, they had to come down sometime. But for now, all you wanted to do was relax...>And that's it for tonight! Hope you all enjoyed this little summer special, and have a happy 4th of July for those people living in FREEDOMLAND!
>>2703794YOU WONT GET AWAY TILL YOU ANNOUNCE GBFQ S2 OR SUMMER SPECIALAND YOUR VERY OWN CARNIVAL PHANTASM.alsothanksforrunningmerc
>>2703794Thanks for running Merc!Don't forget to burn Osea to the ground!
>>2703794Thanks a bunch, Merc. GBFQ Island Wars when?
>>2703794See you next time, Merc!
>>2702806Fate just attracts dirty casuals and filthy fucking secondaries who think Zero is better anyways. And then they completely miss all the Turkeyhandle jokes in Carnival Phantasm like the dirty plebs they are.Tsukihime remake fucking when, Type-Moon?!
>>2703794Man I miss so many of your quests. I really should just pick up one of your new ones.