Ten years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects.The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to every corner of the civilized universe. Epics of the golden warrior or warriors facing down demons, wizards, assassins, armies, champions, and even surviving against both Freeza and the Arbiter are told universe-wide. The mere mention of Super Saiyans inspires awe, admiration, jealousy, or fear, depending on who you ask. This has now lead to the Covenant assembling a mighty army 30,000 warships strong to exterminate the Saiyans once and for all. Your actions from this point forward could either save the Saiyan race, or doom them all.Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 741, the ten-year anniversary of the Saiyans joining the PTO. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan Berserker with a known base powerlevel of 820,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of Chaya, Chilli and Broly(adoptive), and an inspiration to both the other Saiyans and the rest of the PTO.Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJnPowerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswNArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled within the 3 rolls>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down if too meta or too out-of-established-chatacter>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: The Covenant Warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_WxpjhzKHI
>>2798308Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:King Cold returned to the galactic stage, doing battle with the Covenant fleet. Meanwhile you and Meloka got the wounded clear of the arena and to the city. Exhausted, you then promptly fell asleep. Awoken by Nappa, you were forced to immediately rejoin the battle as the Sangheili attacked. You went on the offensive, hunting down every Sangheili in the city and got ambushed by several dozen Hunters. You then fought the Posessed Brute Chieftan with the Time Patrol’s help, who chose death over failure. You then faced down the arrival of the Zealots yourself, taking to space and wiping them out with a single massive blast. As we rejoin Karn, you have just landed back on the roof of the hospital, lifting the former Chieftan’s hammer onto your shoulder.“Impressive work, Karn.” King Cold’s voice comes through to you telepathically. “That was a rather magnificent display of destructive power.”“Thank you, King Cold.” you reply, scanning the nearby area with your ki sense to try and sense for approaching Sangheili. “And how goes your hunt?”“I’ve already cleared the innermost ring, and most of the secondary ring.” he replies, you turning as a Covenant warship breaks through the Saiyans defenses. You contemptuously toss an Energy Javelin into the warship, watching the vessel explode and crash to the city streets below as King Cold continues. “Once the last dozen or so on the secondary ring are dealt with, all that is left is breaking the tertiary ring. Once that’s dealt with, your witch will be able to resume evacuations.”“Good to hear.” you reply. “Any word from Freeza?”“No, but I’d sensed my son making his way back here with another rather high power behind him before I’d arrived.” Cold tells you. “However, with these rings up I cannot sense his ener-“”HERETICS! BLASPHEMERS!!” the loud voice returns, blasting from every Covenant warship. ”YOU FILTHY SAIYANS WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU’VE DONE!!”“Karn, we’ve got a problem.” King Vegeta tells you telepathically. “The enemy are massing to prepare for a concentrated assault, and we need to stop this now before it reaches the city.”“I’m in.” you reply, extending your ki senses past the city. You quickly find what he means, there are four massive groups of Covenant outside the ones currently assaulting the city. Three are on the continent, one north, one to the east and one further southeast. However, there is also a massive group of ships forming up over the ocean, preparing to assault Meloka and the others defending the Guardian’s island.What group will you take?>North, the strongest powerlevels are there>East, the largest of the groups>Southeast, you have an uneasy feeling about it>West, those ships could be trouble>Other?(write in)
>>279830930 minute vote
>>2798309>Westyou didnt say that the ocean is to the west
Leaving vote open another 10 minutes for tiebreaker.
Rolled 1 (1d3)Well then since we’re still tied up I’ll roll for it to keep moving forward.>>2798314>1West>>2798318>2Southeast>>2798346>3North
>>2798380West it is. Writing.
>>2798385I'm here! I'm awake!
>>2798309“I’ll take the group of ships to the west of my position, out over the ocean.” you reply, slowly floating up off of the hospital roof. “If that many get in close it could be trouble.”“Very well, I’ll handle the northern group.” King Vegeta replies, then ends the link with you. You know he’s probably giving more orders to the others, he’ll be on top of this. You orient yourself, focusing on the massive grouping of ki and blast off. You quickly leave the battle over the city and the mainland behind, tossing a few Energy Javelins into some Covenant warships as you pass. You soon leave the mainland behind, headed out over the open ocean. The path you’re on doesn’t pass near enough to the Guardian’s island to allow you to see how the battle is progressing, but a quick check with your ki sense tells you everything.Meloka and Bardock are both Super Saiyans, blasting every Covenant warship that gets within a certain distance. Meanwhile Tatsu’s back to his base form, his power lower than usual as the Guardian is right by him. Perhaps he got hurt? But you have no time to spare, blasting out over the ocean towards the gathering warships. As you fly towards them you examine the hammer closer, finding a sling built into the handle. You sling the weapon over your back to free your hands, then dash towards the warships. You slow as you approach, to better assess the situation. At least a hundred Covenant warships are gathered together, lining themselves up to face the mainland and charge it. Several notice you, their turrets firing upon you. You simply activate your barrier, allowing it to tank the hits as you plan your next move.What will you do?>Rush in and smash the ships into each other, use no ki but may take awhile>Energy Javelins, fastest ki efficient way to remove them>Death Slashes, use more ki but destroy them quicker>Red Dawn, destroy them near-instantly but burn a large amount of ki>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2798537>>Rush in and smash the ships into each other, use no ki but may take awhile
>>2798537>Rush in and smash the ships into each other, use no ki but may take awhile
Rolled 17, 35, 70, 28, 85, 84, 32, 38, 84, 38, 10 = 521 (11d100)>>2798549>>2798592>>2798596Rush in and smash unanimously wins. Roll me a 2d100 and let’s get this party started.
Rolled 16, 81 = 97 (2d100)>>2798609
Rolled 29, 73 = 102 (2d100)Man I constantly forget how to roll...This it?
Rolled 19, 78 = 97 (2d100)>>2798609
Well at least something goes right...
>>2798611>>2798615>>279861829/100, 81/100. That’s an odd mix. Writing.
>>2798658We fail the "rush in" part, but the "smash" goes really damn good
>>2798673Slowly walking up to the tanks. Picking one up, and then using it as a glove.
>>2798672So Karn gets there WAY to late?
>>2798537You decide on the most ki-efficient route, although not necessarily the swiftest. You leave your Barrier up and rush headlong into the gathering warships, quickly picking out your first target. You dash to the ship nearest the center, slamming your fists into the nose of the craft and grabbing hold. With your improvised weapon in hand you lift it up over your head, holding it vertically.“Come get me!!” you roar, charging forward and swinging the captured ship down. You slam the craft down onto another, the two exploding in a massive fireball. With those two ships destroyed you turn to the next closest and quickly grab hold of it as well. “RRRAAAAAAA!!!”You rampage through the assembled warships, slamming them into each other with wild abandon. However, as you begin to unleash on the warships they begin to scatter, flying off in every direction. You’d barely smashed two dozen of them yourself, the rest trying to escape your wrath.“Get back here!” you roar, charging the largest group of fleeing warships. You begin to close in rapidly when your instincts scream at you in warning. Moving on pure instinct you lean back and twist counterclockwise ninty degrees, feeling something sharp cut hard into your right cheek. Knowing its another Sangheili you gather your ki into your left palm, twisting back and slamming the power into the creature. Your blast explodes as you swing your arm forward, tossing the now-visible corpse forward. It slams into something invisible, three dozen Sangheili appearing in a loose sphere around you.“You will pay for murdering our brethren, Saiyan!!” the one you’d tossed the corpse into says with a snarl.What now?>Rush and attack>Energy Blade and rush>Rush and Su Ma>Super Energy Blade and rush>Defensive Su Ma and counter>Death Slashes>Scatter Beam>Guided Death Beam>Scattershot>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2798833Forgot the other options:>Use the hammer>Su Ma hammer?>Super Explosive Wave
>>2798833>Guided Death Beam
>>2798833>Guided Death BeamQuick and easy.
>>2798833>>Other(write in)Super Guided Death Hammer Wave
>>2798833>>Other(write in)How about YOU paying me? By my rough calculations you owe me a shitton of money. But you can pay in your Blood!
>Su Ma hammer?why not its got a blade on it
>>2798850>>2798856>>2798875>>2798876>>2798893>>2798894Guided Death Beam wins it. Now roll me a 2d100 for this.First DC 80
Rolled 75, 8 = 83 (2d100)>>2798923
Rolled 74, 99 = 173 (2d100)>>2798923
Rolled 7, 48 = 55 (2d100)>>2798923
>>2798926>>2798926>>2798941>>2798943today is not our day.
>>2798926>>2798941>>279894375/100, 99/100. You don’t escape unscathed, but that 99 is really good. Lucky you! Writing.
Sorry about the delay, next post out hopefully within the next 30 minutes.
>>2798833“You first.” you reply, gathering your ki into a fingertip and pointing it at his head. His eyes widen in fear, realizing his death is imminent.“ATTA-!” he shouts, you firing your Death Beam square into his face and interrupting his shout.“KILL HIM!!” you hear some of the others shout, the rest charging you. You focus, and manage to not merely bend the beam, but redirect it entirely. It changes direction completely, firing over your left shoulder and catching another Sangheili square in the chest. Before the rest reach you you point with your left hand, firing another Death Beam through the assassin closest to you. However, that wasn’t enough. The rest of the Sangheili reach you near-simultaneously, trying to carve you to pieces. You twist, flip, spin, and weave, dodging the blades coming from more than a dozen directions at once. You’re far faster than these Sangheili, but there’s just too many blades. You take a shallow cut across your left pectoral, a pair across your abs, and several cuts on your arms, legs and back before you find an opportunity to escape.“GRRRAAAAA!!” you roar, throwing your arms up and firing off an Explosive Wave. The short-lived burst of power does its job, knocking the Sangheili back enough to give you a chance. Seizing the opportunity you rush, grabbing one Sangheili by the arm and swinging him into one of his allies. You dash throughthe gap in Covenant bodies, turning to face them as you fly backwards. “Now its my turn!”With that you line up another shot, and fire. Your Death Beam takes the two Sangheili you’d slammed into each other out, you then redirecting the beam. Your attack turns on a dime, piercing through a third, a fourth, then a fifth Sangheili before you let it fade. The rest rush after you with blades forward, you dashing away in an odd game of keep away. However their numbers quickly drop, you taking down several of the Covenant’s splitjaws with each shot. The last four try fleeing, but it is useless. You fire your beam through the nearest, redirecting it into the next two as the last turns invisible. It can’t hide from you, however, it’s energy giving it away. Its life is ended just like the others, the lifeless corpse dropping from the air to splash into the ocean far below.-Guided Death Beam learned-That done, you focus on your ki sense, observing the battle. In the city it seems the lines have folded a little, defenses crumbling. The group of warships that escaped you have mostly regrouped, almost within range to attack the Guardian’s island. Meanwhile Vegeta’s ki is noticeably weaker than before, the northernmost group giving him some trouble. You sense Nappa is still relatively low, not yet back in Super Saiyan as he battles the eastern group. The southeastern group hasn’t moved, which is odd.Well, what will you do?>Defend the Guardian’s island>Defend the city>Help Vegeta>Help Nappa>Investigate the southwest group>Other(write in)
>>2799187i swear karn has two settings. 'fuck this limb/organ' and 'fuck this genreal direction/area in paticular.
Rolled 34, 37, 16, 27, 40, 71, 99, 74, 15 = 413 (9d100)>>2799190>>2799195>>2799220Go and help Vegeta unanimously wins it. Writing.
>>2799223forgot to add 'with no inbetween'
>>2799317>>2799223They're the same thing when we're facing godzilla or another big gete star
>>2799187I can't wait for the guided scattershot.It'll be one hell of a migrane learning it, but good fucking luck evading 10 different death beams coming at you from all angles and changing direction simultaneously.
>>2799187With King Vegeta’s ki having noticeably dropped, he seems to be in trouble. While the line defending the city weakening around the city is disturbing, you have faith in the other Saiyans that they can retake it. However, King Vegeta is all alone in a sea of Covenant forces. If he falters now, it could be the end of the young king. You blast off full-speed towards King Vegeta, hoping you make it in time. In less than a minute you’re no longer over the open ocean, once more traveling over the continent. You pass by a few warships having landed and deploying troops, but you have no time for them. You have to hurry!You watch in disbelief as you close in to Vegeta as several Covenant warships all fire their massive cannons down, seemingly hitting where you can sense the young king’s ki. You panic as his energy drops like a stone, maybe a fiftieth of what it was. The beams end as you finally arrive on the scene, but were you too late?“VEGETA!!” you call out, a few dozen Hunters on the ground noticing you and several begin charging their cannons. Before any can fire, however, a powerful disc of ki shoots out from the smoking crater. You watch shocked as it bisects two of the Hunters, the two falling in pieces to the ground as you all turn to the source.“Did you think that that would be enough to stop me?!” King Vegeta taunts them, his ki skyrocketing and blowing the smoke back to reveal his form floating up out of the newly-made crater. You see he’s bleeding pretty heavily from a head wound and his armor’s been blasted away, yet he’s still back up in his Super Saiyan form. He clenches his fist before him, golden aura flaring wildly around him as his strength climbs. “Don’t you know who I am?! I am the King of all Saiyans! VEGETA!!”You can’t help but smile a bit at the young king’s resolve. Despite clearly being wounded, he’s not out of this fight yet!What will you do?>Let Vegeta handle the Hunters, rush and smash the warships above>Let Vegeta handle the Hunters, focus on blasting the warships above>Energy Blade and rush>Super Energy Blade and rush>Use the hammer, see how effective it is on these creatures>Rush and Su Ma Energy Blade>Other(write in)
>>2799372>>Use the hammer, see how effective it is on these creaturesHAMMER TIME
>>2799372>Use the hammer, see how effective it is on these creatures
Rolled 100, 99, 66, 65, 5, 73, 58, 19 = 485 (8d100)>>2799377>>2799381>>2799382Use the hammer wins, roll me a d100.DC 55
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>2799433
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>2799433Boi dem rollz
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2799433
>>2799435>>2799436>>279943969/100, success! And hot damn, that 100 and 99. Writing.
>>2799372The Hunters, now between yourself and King Vegeta are left unsure of which target to pursue first. As you unsling the hammer from across your back, Vegeta makes the choice easier for them and charges.“Come get me you bastards!!” the king shouts in his most impressive roar, quickly closing the distance to the nearest Hunter. It tries to bash the young king with it’s shield, but Vegeta is far too quick. He flips over the shield, and with a ki-clad right turning kick decapitates the creature. The body’s power drops significantly, falling motionless to the ground. Some of the worms survived that attack, but most were destroyed. You watch as King Vegeta continues the motion and twists, kicking the armored hulk into the one behind it, knocking both over. “You will die by my hand!”You snap to focus, realizing you’d been just watching Vegeta fight instead of joining in. You hoist the hammer above your head and roar, charging at the ground. The Hunters beneath you raise their shields, bracing for impact. But what happens next they aren’t quite prepared for. Instead of aiming for the three Hunters directly beneath you, you aim for the space between them. You narrowly slip between their shields, slamming your hammer down into the rocky ground as it’s concussive force blasts out. You watch as the worm-like creatures of the Hunters are torn to shreds, each unarmored part of their bodies are unable to withstand the shockwaves. The three dead creatures fall to the ground around you as most of the Hunters turn towards that sound, recognizing the sound.“Oh, now this is gonna be fun!” you say, hefting the hammer into a ready position. “Bring it.”Several of the Hunters all charge you at once, you dashing as well and meeting the charge head-on. The closest Hunter tries to bash you with its shield, you slamming the hammer into it. The creature manages to withstand the hit but gets knocked back, setting you up for a follow up attack. But you don’t get the opportunity, leaping back as another two converge on you from the right and left. You leap above them, flipping and landing behind the one you’d hit as it tries to get up. You crouch low under a swing from another’s heavy cannon, scything its legs out from under it with your left. Continuing the motion you keep spinning and rise back to your feet, raising the hammer high and slamming it into the first Hunter’s unarmored back. The hammer activates again, the shockwave blasting out and shredding the creature. A half-dozen others also fall when your hammer strikes, unable to defend themselves in time from the attack. The rest managed to block, but you’re quickly clearing them out. This is getting too easy.cont
>>2799554“DAMN YOU!!” you hear Vegeta shout, your head whipping around in time to see the king’s rage explode. He bursts up into an Ascended Super Saiyan, golden ki obliterating everything around him. You activate your Barrier just in time, his energy unable to penetrate the shield. He releases his energy for only a moment, then reverts back to his base form as he drops to a knee. With the rest of the Hunters dealt with you deactivate the Barrier, walking over to check up on the king as he catches his breath.“Impressive, King Vegeta.” you say, holding out your hand to the young king. “You alright?”“I’m. I’m fine.” he pants out, grabbing your forearm after a few moments of struggling to catch his breath. He lets you help him back to his feet, checking over himself for any life-threatening injuries. “Did you. Get. The other group?”“Nah, they scattered as I approached.” you reply as Vegeta touches a gloved hand to the blood running down his forehead. He pulls it back, seeing how much blood he’s pouring and loses a bit of color.“The bastards got me good.” he says, waving to his head as he explains. “Ambush. Dropped them from the sky, one lucked out and slammed his damn shield into my head.”“You should get that looked at.” you reply, then look up as the warships overhead prepare to fire. “King Cold will have this annoying anti-magic barrier down soon, we can get you out and stitched up.”“I don’t have time for that, we have a job to do.” he says, gathering his power in preparation to fire back. You grab his wrist, the king looking to you confused. You simply shake your head, then release him and quickly activate your Barrier, the Covenant cannons firing right at you. You feel a slight strain holding it back, but its nothing you can’t easily handle. However, you’re not sure what shape Vegeta’s really in. You have a few moments before the attack will end, will you say anything about it?Well?>Say nothing, he knows well enough what he’s doing and what’s at stake>He’s too valuable to lose, tell him he has to keep living for the other Saiyans to rally behind>Tell him he should play it safe, at least return to the city where he’s got allies to watch his back>Tell him he’s no use to anyone dead, and to get back to the city and recover his strength>Grab him and carry him back to the city yourself, at this rate he’ll kill himself if he keeps pushing his limits>Other(write in)
>>2799601>He’s too valuable to lose, tell him he has to keep living for the other Saiyans to rally behind>Tell him he should play it safe, at least return to the city where he’s got allies to watch his back
>>2799601>>Tell him he should play it safe, at least return to the city where he’s got allies to watch his back>>Tell him he’s no use to anyone dead, and to get back to the city and recover his strengthGive him the same advice we always get hit with.
>>2799601>Tell him he’s no use to anyone dead, and to get back to the city and recover his strength
>>2799601>>Tell him he should play it safe, at least return to the city where he’s got allies to watch his back>>Tell him he’s no use to anyone dead, and to get back to the city and recover his strength
>>2799612>>He’s too valuable to lose, tell him he has to keep living for the other Saiyans to rally behind>>Tell him he should play it safe, at least return to the city where he’s got allies to watch his back
>>2799601>Tell him he’s no use to anyone dead, and to get back to the city and recover his strengthAlso, tell him that his people need their king now more than ever. We need to make sure Morale doesn't break.
>>2799612>>2799622>>2799629>>2799631>>2799632Too valuable to lose, play it safe and no use to anyone dead wins it. Roll me a d100.DC Hidden
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>2799646
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>2799646fucking gooooooooo
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>2799646
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>2799646
>>2799658damn, i guess im on a*puts on sunglasses*roll.
>>2799653>>2799657>>279965895/1->>2799661-1 for that awful pun94/100, great success! Writing.
>>2799661Rgggggh....I want to tell you to go to hell Carlos, >>2799658but you get a pass today. It hurts to say it.
>>2799666BUT GREAT AND POWERFUL AKU, DONT PUNISH US FOR HIS SHIT TASTE, PLEASE LORD!
>>2799667here, a gif to use in case of another Carlos incident. to make up for your suffering.
DC was 35. I subtracted the point as a joke.>>2799601“Vege-“ you begin, then as he turns to look at you, you realize something. He’s not a kid anymore. He’s not the same spoiled brat of a prince who’d barged onto your ship all those years ago. That boy is long-gone, and instead stands before you King Vegeta II; the prince who became a warrior, and the warrior who became king. He may not yet be an adult, according to most of the universe’s standards. But this is no boy, he is a, no, he is YOUR king.“King Vegeta.” you begin again. You address him not as a teacher reprimanding a student, but as a man addressing his comrade and equal. He notices the tonal shift immediately, his focus now entirely on you. “You’re too valuable for us to lose. You are the King of the mighty Saiyan race, only you can rally our people. As this fight drags on, they’ll need to see you standing tall and fearlessly against these bastards. Only you can lead our people through this fight, and you’re no use to anyone dead. At least return to the city for now, fight alongside allies who can watch your back.”King Vegeta is initially speechless, staring at you in slack-jawed shock. After a moment he recovers his wits, closing his eyes and sighing out. When he opens his eyes there’s a small smile on the king’s face as he looks up to you.“It seems I’ve underestimated you.” he says with a smile, eyes resolute as the ships overhead quit firing. “You’re right of course. My people need a king to help see them through this crisis. A king who would abandon his people for his own lust for battle is no king at all, I need to be there fighting alongside them where they can all see me, not out here rampaging alone. I’ll head back now, but what about you? Headed back to the city as well?”Well?>Wrap things up here, finish off these warships>Travel back with him, help defend the city>Help Meloka and Bardock defend the Guardian>Help Nappa finish off that large group of Covenant>Travel to that other group that gave you the uneasy feeling before>Head up into space for a short bit, cause some damage alongside the Tamaraneans>Other?(write in)
>>2799776>Help Meloka and Bardock defend the GuardianIt hurts that Vegeta Junior is literally just Vegeta with shorts.
>>2799776>Help Meloka and Bardock defend the Guardianit doesn't matter, that one extra point was ours, and the higher the roll, the greater his sin
>>2799776>>Travel to that other group that gave you the uneasy feeling before.
>>2799776>Help Meloka and Bardock defend the Guardian
>>2799800the more you hate me the more powerful i become
>>2799817You put up a nice front, but i see your grammar getting better.You're only becoming weaker.
>>2799817We don't hate you. We're just disappointed.
Rolled 37, 90, 72, 63, 56, 54, 98 = 470 (7d100)>>2799797>>2799800>>2799803>>2799809Help Meloka and Bardock defend the Guardian wins. Roll me a d100.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>2799866they see me rolling, they hating.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>2799866
>>2799835Old memes won't fool me.You're a two-pack-a-day cocksmoker.That's forty cocks every day, in case you're as dumb as you are ugly!>>2799861I hate him.I hate him with every fibre of my being over a single point that wouldn't have affected the outcome.When the light of the stars has long since died out i'll be floating in space, sustained by my everlasting rage over the loss of that meaningless point.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>2799866FUCK CARLOS
>>2799869Looks like you are the best, good work.
>>2799871yissss teh hate feeeeds me
>>2799888Fuck you and your Chaos powered digits, Cultist-Chan is still more adorable.
>>2799868>>2799869>>279987281/100. Well, that’s an interesting roll. Writing.Encounter tables are fun sometimes.
>>2799905Oh god......what did we summon upon ourselves?
>>2799905Did a nefarious-bot appear and turn the chunks of brutus into some kind of superweapon to kill us?>>2799895That's not saying much, since cultist-chan is the *most* adorable.
>>2799905Is it time to fight Nega Karn?
>>2799918That's true, and also that sounds like something that FUCKING DOCTOR would do.>>2799954DONT YOU BRING THAT EVIL DOWN ON US!
>>2799975...wouldn't nega-karn be more of a good-guy?And less aggressive? And weaker?Actually, aren't *we* more likely to be nega-karn to some goodie two shoes version of karn somewhere?
>>2799979I.....huh, that actually makes sense in a weird way.
>>2799979I prefer being called Karn Prime.All Karns that aren't ass-kicking, family havin', ever loyal Saiyan warriors aren't worth acknowledgment.
>>2800011I like how you think.
>>2800011LORD KEK BE PRAISED FOR THESE DIGITS!
Sorry updates are taking so long today, should be done in another 20 minutes.
>>2800220keep me posted, senpai
>>2799776“No, I’m headed to the Guardian’s Island.” you reply, dropping your Barrier. “Meloka and Bardock need a hand, they’re getting overwhelmed by themselves.”“Then you should get a move on.” Vegeta says, holding his fist out to you. “And don’t you even think about dying here, once this is over you owe me a rematch.”You smirk at this, tapping your fist against his then the two of you take off in your seperate directions. You quickly fly off towards the island, King Vegeta headed towards the battle for the city. You blast off, quickly leaving the continent behind and crossing the sea towards the island. As you close in you see the battle is still in full swing, waves of ki blasting out from a swarm of fighters and warships. However, Meloka and Bardock aren’t able to effectively hold the Covenant forces back on their own, you realizing the serious predicament they’re in. But before you can jump in and help, the battle changes.Suddenly, the island and tower begin shaking as the entire island begins lifting up out of the water. You watch in awe as what you had thought to be a natural island was instead sand piled on top of a massive spaceship wreck. After all this time you’d had no idea, you wonder what else the ancient creature is hiding from you? It seems at one point the ship had two bridge towers, one having been destroyed long ago and the other is what you knew as the Guardian’s tower. Your ship still sits atop it, seeming small and insignificant compared to this ancient behemoth of a spacecraft. You see a bright blue light from the top, and when you extend your senses you feel the Guardian’s ki pouring from him in waves. He begins moving the shipwreck, it slowly floating towards the city on the mainland. You watch in awe for a few moments, then shake your head and focus. They’re still in trouble, you need to do something!But what?>Rush through and get to the Guardian, cover him with your Barrier>Rush and attack, destroy the fighters>Energy Javelins, take care of the warships before they can blast the ship apart>Rush in and join Bardock and Meloka, help them keep the fighters at bay>Other(write in)
>>2800274>>Energy Javelins, take care of the warships before they can blast the ship apart
>>2800274>Energy Javelins, take care of the warships before they can blast the ship apart
>>2800274>Energy Javelins, take care of the warships before they can blast the ship aparthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GP1zFX05k
>>2800274But wait...why would the Guardian be moving the entire ship in the middle of a battle?OH FUCK HE'S GOT PRECIOUS MONKEY CARGO
>>2800274>Energy Javelins, take care of the warships before they can blast the ship apartHow fast can we generate and throw the javelins?Can we do some sort of rapid-fire energy javelin minigun type of move by expending some extra ki?
>>2800393Why would there be saiyans in his ship?
Rolled 35, 73, 18, 26, 40, 88, 53, 97 = 430 (8d100)>>2800290>>2800304>>2800307>>2800308>>2800349Energy Javelins unanimously wins it. Roll me a 3d100,
Rolled 78, 97, 39 = 214 (3d100)>>2800401LEROY JINKINS!
Rolled 88, 25, 88 = 201 (3d100)>>2800401
Rolled 26, 44, 24 = 94 (3d100)>>2800401
>>2800403>>2800402THATS MY NIGGA! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
>>2800402>>2800403>>280040888/100, 97/100, 88/100. Impressive, writing.
>>2800421This calls for the Gwyn gif.
>>2800274The Covenant forces haven’t yet noticed your arrival, which gives you the advantage until you begin your attack. But what to do? Looking closely, you notice several warships are beginning to charge up their cannons, and you know what you have to do. Charging up your energy quickly, you form an Energy Javelin in either hand, take aim, then fire. Before your first two javelins have traveled even halfway to their marks you’ve already charged up another two and thrown them as well. You charge up and release your javelins rapid-fire, tossing two dozen explosive spears in less than six seconds. Every single one of them finds their mark, and a second later they all begin exploding. You watch with a self-satisfied smirk as your attacks destroy the warships high above, the shards of the wreckage crashing into the ruins of the Guardian’s ship and taking out dozens of Covenant fighters on their way down.“Looks like you could use a hand.” you tell Meloka telepathically as you keep tossing your Energy Javelins. “You alright?”“I’m fine.” she replies, you sensing her worry through the telepathic link. “But Tatsu’s not doing great. The Guardian tried to heal him, but he wasn’t able to fix him up. He said his only chance is to get him off-world and into one of the Healing Pods.”“Dammit!” you reply angrily, pumping more power than you’d intended into your next Energy Javelin. You toss it angrily, the spear punching into the warship then exploding in a massive blast that consumes that entire warship. As the last warship is destroyed, you focus again on the conversation. “Where is he?”“Up with the Guardian.” she replies, you blitzing towards the elder alien. You charge mindlessly through the swarm of attacking fighters, their fragile frames smashing against you and shattering. You pay them no mind, focusing on and sensing for Tatsu’s ki. You dash straight to him, dashing through one of the armored windows on the bridge, landing inside and looking around.On top of what seems to be an antique holotable you see Tatsu, and he’s looking rough. He’s clutching his hands on a wound on his stomach, teeth gritted in pain. You see the Guardian as well, sitting on an ancient seat seemingly built for him, his energy piercingly bright as he moves this massive hulk through the air.“Karn? Is that you?” Tatsu asks, opening his eyes. He looks rough, his skin is very pale and you can sense his powerlevel dropping fast. His strength is waning, what will you do?Well?>”I’m here, what happened to you?”>”Don’t talk, save your strength old man.”>Give Tatsu some of your energy, he needs it>Give Tatsu the Bloodstone, let him draw however much power he needs>Other(write in)
>>2800667>”Don’t talk, save your strength old man.”>Give Tatsu some of your energy, he needs it>"I am getting you out of here man, you are NOT dying today.
>>2800694The Bloodstone is tied to us, pretty sure he cant borrow it without some consequences.
>>2800667>”Don’t talk, save your strength old man.”>Give Tatsu the Bloodstone, let him draw however much power he needs
>>2800667Doesn't our ship have a healing pod on it?
>>2800667Changing this >>2800694 too >”Don’t talk, save your strength old man.”>Give Tatsu some of your energy, he needs it
>>2800667>Give Tatsu some of your energy, he needs it>”Don’t talk, save your strength old man.”Give him as much as he needs, and we can replenish ourself with the blood stone.
>>2800667>>”Don’t talk, save your strength old man.”>>Give Tatsu some of your energy, he needs itCOACH!!!!
>>2800706Yes, but no one on-world knows how to work it.
Rolled 51, 89, 24, 42, 48, 40, 35, 20, 61, 56 = 466 (10d100)>>2800694>>2800698>>2800703>>2800706>>2800709>>2800712>>2800713“Don’t talk, save your strength old man.” and give Tatsu some of your energy, he needs it both win. This one’s important, roll me a d100.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>2800738F
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>2800738LIVE YOU BASTARD!
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>2800738
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>2800738Please live
>>2800750YOU GLORIOUS NUTSACK! YOU DID IT!
>>2800750Good shit son
>>2800747>>2800748>>280075093/100. Impressive roll, writing.
Is this what happiness feels like?
>>2800761super saiyan's almost totally unused healy powers effective as always i see
tfw playing reach on one monitor, watching super on the other with this in the backgroundSMASH COVENANT
>Gwyn's mighty bolts peeled apart their stone scalesbeen a while since i made a webm
>>2800667“I need to tell-““Don’t talk, save your strength old man.” you say, extending your left hand toward him. You quickly gather your ki into your left palm, leveling it at Tatsu’s chest. You gently release your ki into Tatsu, feeling his strength beginning to return to him. He lets loose a long sigh, a bit of color returning to his face as he starts breathing a little easier. “You look like you’ve lost a lot of blood.”“I’m fine.” he says, reaching up and grabbing onto your left arm. He’s fully aware, eyes locked onto you. “Karn, listen to me. There’s something important I need to tell you.”He’s more intense than usual, you quieting and letting the elder Saiyan speak uninterrupted.“When your mother passed away, she asked me to look after you and watch over you as you grew up.” he begins, seeming sad for a moment. He then shakes his head a bit, refocusing on you. “So I did as she asked and raised you up, teaching you to fight and live like a proper Saiyan warrior. When the war began I brought you and your friends with me, watching over you all as you learned how to fight, and win. Ruco always said you would grow up to be someone special. If she could see you now, she’d be proud of you.”“I... Thanks Tatsu.” you say, pouring more of your ki into the wounded warrior. “But what about my father?”He says nothing for a few moments, then smiles.“I’m proud of you too, Karn.”“Wait, wha-?” you ask, when suddenly a massive explosion rocks the entire bridge.-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 54 paused-
>>2801054And that’s it for tonight, everyone enjoying the ride so far? Enjoy the final(not too secret) reveal? Ready to get back to the battle? Wondering what just happened, and who’s responsible? All this and more when we resume at 1pm EST, roughly 10 hours from now.
>>2801054Karn looks extra brutal right now, doesn't he?With all those shallow cuts, he's gotta be covered in blood, plus all the smoke and debris sticking to the wet blood which then dries.All that on top of his already significantly battlescarred body, with the upper half of his armor obliterated.Just imagine that freakish berserker rushing towards you screaming at the top of his lungs.Do sangheili feel fear? They do now, even if they won't admit it.
>>2801054Sweet, we got confirmation, not unexpected, but nice all the same.
>>2801054Quit fibbin' Tatsu. We all know better. Our mother was a hamster. And our father smelt of elderberries.
>>2801056You’re welcome.>>2801068Yes, you are quite a sight right now. As a Saiyan warrior should be.And no, they would admit it. You’d have to be a fool to not feel it.>>2801075He finally admitted it.>>2801079Hello frenchman, been awhile.
>>2801081>That thing... I fear no human, but that that thing, it scares me
>>2801082Ha, I got that one.
Twenty minutes until we resume
>>2801054As the energy from the explosion pours into the bridge, you react on instinct and throw your Barrier up around yourself, Tatsu, and the Guardian. You also turn, standing between whatever’s out there and the other two. The first thing you notice is the wall that was behind you is now gone, and you’re able to see the battle outside. The second thing you notice is one of their living multi-legged tanks is standing on the ship not far from you, you watching as it fires a large beam of green energy right at everyone on the bridge again. You keep the Barrier up, your shield tanking the hit easily as more of the tower is destroyed around you all.“Dammit!” you mutter to yourself as your shield covers the three of you. You need to do something and soon, but what?Well?>Rush it, try and knock if off this shipwreck>Rush and fet inside it, use the hammer and knock it apart>Just keep the Barrier up, Meloka or Bardock will be able to handle it soon>Final Flash, take it out>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2801906>Keep up the Barrier, and charge straight through it.
>>2801906>Just keep the Barrier up, Meloka or Bardock will be able to handle it soon
>>2801906>>Just keep the Barrier up, Meloka or Bardock will be able to handle it soon
>>2801920>>2801925>>2801938>>2801939Just keep the Barrier up, Meloka or Bardock will be able to handle it soon wins it. Roll me a d100.DC 40
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>2801968
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>2801968
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>2801968
Rolled 57, 94, 18, 5, 1, 63, 47, 56, 30, 15 = 386 (10d100)>>2801969>>2801970>>280197498/100. Impressive, writing.
>>2801979Whose 1 was it?
>>2801906“No. Now’s not the time, calm down and think.” you think to yourself, forcing yourself to take a deep breath, slowing your racing heart. Your situation isn’t as bad as you’d first thought. Your Barrier is holding the blast back, keeping the Guardian and Tatsu both safe while Bardock and Meloka keep up the attack. As long as you keep your Barrier up, its just a matter of time until one of them is able to handle the walking tank. So instead of rushing out, you turn curiously back to Tatsu.“So you’re my father?” you ask the elder Saiyan. He just nods, a million thoughts and questions rushing through your head. But you settle on one, the most important as the Scarab tank’s attack ends. “Why didn’t you tell me?”“I didn’t. Didn’t think it mattered.” he says, coughing up a bit of blood. You hold out your left hand again towards your father, sending him some of your golden ki while also holding onto your Barrier. It’s somewhat difficult, but you manage to do both. “Family wasn’t something important back in my day, before the PTO. But times are changing, and you are the catalyst for that change.”“Me?” you ask, rather confused.“You.” he replies, the Scarab firing upon your shield again. “The Super Saiyan. I’d always thought it was just some old legend, until I saw you with my own eyes. Imagine my pride, knowing my son was the legendary warrior! You’ve grown so strong, able to stand toe-to-toe with even the likes of Freeza. I’m proud of you, Karn.”“I....TATSU!!” you say, unsure then panicked as he drops unconscious. You reach out with your left, feeling he still has a pulse.“In more danger, he is not.” the Guardian says, your head turning to the ancient alien. “Just unconscious, he is. Let him rest, you should.”You simply nod to the old creature, you noticing the veins bulging on his forehead as he holds this massive ship aloft. You hadn’t considered it until now, but why is he moving it? You ask this question, the Guardian responding simply.“Alone, we are. Rejoin the others, we must.” he says, you hearing the strain now in his voice. “Almost arrived, we have.”As he says this you hear a massive crash, you turning and seeing Bardock has torn off one of the spider tank’s legs and smashed it into the creature. You watch as the creature is knocked from the front of the ancient ship, disappearing over the edge. He then tosses the leg with it and turns back towards you, your eyes widening as you sense a Sangheili right behind him. You have only a moment to act!What do you do?>”Bardock MOVE!!”>Energy Wave, hope he moves>Death Beam, try and snipe it from behind Bardock>Other(write in)
>>2802121>>Death Beam, try and snipe it from behind BardockSo we're the first Saiyan sharpshooter after this battle, right?
>>2802121>Death Beam, try and snipe it from behind Bardock>Pierce through bardock's body in a non-vital location to ensure a clean hit if need be
>>2802121>>Other(write in)Throw a stone. VERY hard.
>>2802121>Death Beam, try and snipe it from behind BardockGuide it around him if he doesnt move
>>2802121>”Bardock MOVE!!”>Death Beam, try and snipe it from behind Bardock>>2802127We could probably claim that title, but considering how most of our race could be considered artillery pieces at the very least, it doesn't mean too much. In the PTO in general however, that is a different story. And considering we aren't even the best at laser shit, and we are more punchy just lends credence to our bullshit.
>>2802121>Guided Death beam>Death Beam, try and snipe it from behind BardockWe learned guided didn't we?
>>2802135Yeah, but that would probably make the DC higher in this situation, as it's apparently difficult to control, and we still don't know quite *how* difficult yet
>>2802127>>2802129>>2802131>>2802132>>2802133>>2802134>>2802135Death Beam wins it. Roll me a d100.DC 65
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>2802176
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>2802176
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>2802176
>>2802177>>2802180>>280218382/100. Another great success, writing.
>>2802121Bardock doesn’t see this coming, he’s a sitting duck. You have to help him! Dropping your Barrier you lift your right hand and point just over his left shoulder, then fire. Bardock’s eyes widen in surprise, the Saiyan moving to his right. He moves less than six inches before your beam closes the distance, piercing straight through that invisible power you’d sensed. Bardock’s eyes follow the beam, you both watching as the Sangheili assassin becomes visible and drops to the floor, dead. Bardock stares at it a moment before turning back to you, giving a quick Saiyan salute before rejoining the battle. “Here, we are.” the Guardian says, sighing out as you feeling a crunch rock the ancient wreck. It nearly steals your balance, the entire ship rumbling for a moment before it settles into the ground. You look around the now-destroyed bridge, seeing the craft is now on, and partially in, the ground right by the city. The fighting around the city has temporarily stopped, everyone looking at the massive craft swarmed by Covenant fighters in confusion. Meloka seizes this moment, leaping high up into the air above the ship. And right into the swarm of Covenant fighters. You sense her powerlevel spike, then she roars into the silence as she unleashes a Super Explosive Wave. Her ki explodes violently out from her body, obliterating the swarm of fighters as you reactivate your Barrier to shield the Guardian and Tatsu. After only a few moments its over, everyone seeing that the swarm was completely destroyed.“HYAAAAAAAAAA!!” you hear her scream, raising her right fist into the air. The roar is taken up by the other Saiyans, Oozaru voices especially booming. Meloka’s actions galvanize the Saiyans, your people rejoining the battle with renewed fervor. She quickly drops from the air, landing beside you and returning to her base form.“Dammit.” she sighs out, clutching her left shoulder. You notice she’s bleeding from seems to be a stab wound, most likely one of those splitjaws’ swords. “Bastards got a lucky hit in on me.”“You alright?” you ask her, trying to see the injury.“I’m fine.” she says through gritted teeth. She’s clearly not fine, but she rises up to her feet easily enough, rolling her injured shoulder despite the clearly visible discomfort. She doesn’t seem like she’s going to stop, despite the debilitating injury. You could try and stop her, but should you? Or should you just let her keep going?Well?>Say nothing, let her keep going as long as she wants to>”Meloka, you need to get that checked out.”>”Meloka, can you take Tatsu to the hospital and watch over him until we get the portals open?”>Other(write in)
>>2802311>”Meloka, you need to get that checked out.”>”Meloka, can you take Tatsu to the hospital and watch over him until we get the portals open?”>"I need you in good condition when we fight the arbiter together. You have to be healed by then."
>>2802311This>>2802321Waifu must not die, the disturbing transition to US of all people being able to pace ourselves is a scary omen.
Very worrisome, the Arbiter might be here soon.Wonder who took that 1? Cooler? Cold?
>>2802321Also, let her know the portals will open shortly, and the wounded need cover anyways.Plus promise not to get too deep in the shit while we're alone.
Rolled 38, 17, 23, 91, 61, 67, 90, 50, 6, 9, 96 = 548 (11d100)>>2802321>>2802332>>2802334>>2802339Write in wins, roll me a d100Hidden DC
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>2802354
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>2802354
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>2802354
>this whole thread>RNG really wants to covies to eat shitnice, thank you RNJesus.
>>2802356>>2802357>>280235895/100. Impressive rolls today, writing.
Finally off work, will be able to post updates a little faster now.
>>2802502Based, now get our love monkey off the front lines.
My apologies for the delay, family was here>>2802311“Meloka, you need to get that checked out.” you say, looking at the injury closer. The blades pierced her right through the shoulder joint, you know from experience that an injury like that is extremely debilitating.“I’m fine.” she says through gritted teeth. You can tell she’s not gonna back down about this, you need to change your approach. And you think you know just how to do it. You turn to Tatsu, who’d been woken up in the landing and help the elder Saiyan unsteadily to his feet, supporting him. You then turn back to Meloka, Tatsu already looking paler than he was a minute ago.“Then please, at least take my father to the hospital and watch over him for me.” you say, the older Saiyan coughing up a bit of blood. “King Cold’s nearly broken this anti-magic spell over the planet, and once he has Raven can portal the injured out. I need you in fighting shape when the Arbiter shows up, I don’t think I can beat him without you.”Her eyes widen a bit in surprise, you seeing her processes this. A few moments later she sighs out, then looks up to you with eyes full of resolve.“Alright, I’ll take care of him.” she says, taking Tatsu’s weight from you onto her right shoulder. “But you be careful out there.”“I will.” you reply, you putting your hand to the back of her head and kissing her forehead. She smiles to you then lifts into the air, ready to move. Bardock lifts up into the air with her, the three ready to move. However, the Guardian then lifts up into the air as well, ready to accompany them.“You coming with us old timer?” Bardock asks, the Guardian nodding.“Rest, I need. Tired, I am.” he says. He seems much older than usual, sighing out. He then turns to you, questioningly. “With us, you’ll come?”Well?>Go with them, protect everyone to the hospital>Go check on Nappa, he should be done by now>Investigate that other group to the southwest>Rejoin the battle, fight on the line and defend the city>Fly up into space, aid the Tamaraneans for a minute or two>Other(write in)
>>2802632>Take a moment to gather intel on everyone's situations with telepathy, then decide what to do after that
>>2802632Damn, tough choice again.So I'll back >>2802635 instead.
>>2802632>"Wish I could, but we need at least one heavy hitter on the field.">>Fly up into space, aid the Tamaraneans for a minute or twoThis also gives us a chance to check how things are going in orbit.
Rolled 73, 21, 89, 59, 47, 94, 61 = 444 (7d100)>>2802635>>2802636>>2802641Write in wins, roll me a 2d100.
Rolled 8, 17 = 25 (2d100)>>2802683
Rolled 92, 5 = 97 (2d100)>>2802686oh gee>>2802683
Rolled 56, 38 = 94 (2d100)>>2802683LEROY JINKINS
Rolled 69, 74 = 143 (2d100)>>2802683
>>2802692Well....we have a strong start at least>>2802689
Rolled 35, 87 = 122 (2d100)I know, I'll just post a good roll retroactively. Take that, laws of causality.
>>2802686>>2802689>>280269292/100, 38/100. Interesting, writing.
>>2802887Sorry, got voluntold to help with something. Last update will be in another 20-30 minutes. Sorry again for all the delays this weekend.
>>2802887dropped his mobile in a hay baler
>>2802896phone got eaten by a cow confirmed
>>2802632“You all go ahead, I’ll catch up.” you say, focusing your ki sense to see what’s going on as they take off. Nappa’s finished that group off, the large Saiyan midway back to the city now. You also sense a half-dozen large groups of Covenant warships entering the planet, spread out but all heading towards the city. But when you turn your focus towards that group to the southeast, your stomach drops. The group that was there before is somehow multiplying, despite no ships joining them there from space. This is worrying, but you don’t have time to think on it as you finally get good news.“It is done.” King Cold says to you telepathically, your ki sense exploding with billions of powerlevels suddenly visible to you. Your senses are overwhelmed by the sheer scale of the task still before you. But that’s not all you sense. Amid the sea of creatures above you, one stands head and shoulders above the others. You’ve felt this power once before, and now its here. But before you can properly react, it vanishes.“What the hell?” you mutter, confused, when you feel it. Somehow, the Arbiter and his entire ship were moved instantly to the planet’s surface. Your eyes widen in shock as you sense his arrival, he’s now in the center of the forces to the southeast! He’s surrounded by over a hundred of the Zealot-tier powerlevels, probably his own elite force. Your chest twinges in phantom pain, remembering when he’d nearly killed you. This is it, it’s all-or-nothing now.“Raven, I hope you’re ready.” you send out telepathically.“KARN! You’re back, what’s going on ov-“ she replies, you cutting her off.“Not now, you need to open a portal into the hospital, now!” you tell her. “The wounded are there, and they need your help to get out.”“Right.” she says, a moment later you sensing thousands more powerlevels appearing seemingly inside the hospital as Raven opens her portal.“Karn, father told me everything.” Freeza thinks to you. “I’m perhaps another five minutes’ flight from New Salda, your companion Ubo is with me. I’ll be there as soon as I can!”“You’d better hurry, Lord Freeza.” you reply, Ascending in a burst of sparks. “Because the Arbiter is here.”https://youtube.com/watch?v=11wNmWnn4dM-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 54 End-
>>2802940>He did a fucking slipspace jump into New Salda's atmosphereI feel incredibly sorry for anybody who was near the ship when it came.
>>2802940And that’s it for this episode, everyone enjoying the ride? Glad Karn’s father was finally revealed? Ready for the battle to reach it’s ultimate conclusion? Will Freeza arrive in time? All this and more when this arc concludes, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest! Question for you all, did you have fun?
>>2802957I'm glad Karn already viewed Tatsu as a sort of father-figure beforehand, so it's nowhere near as awkward as it could be right now.He still has about 20 years of fatherhood to catch up on though.Stuff like teaching Karn how to shave with lasers, explaining morning tail, playing smack-the-tuffle, etc...He can make up for it by being the best Grandpa on the planet.As for current matters, we're gonna break the Arbiter's butt. Pic extremely related.
>>2802957Fuck yeah its fun, I'm ready to strip down and take the Arbiter out permanently.
>>2802946Not quite.>>2802970He’s after you first this time.>>2802984>As for current matters, we're gonna break the Arbiter's butt. Pic extremely related.Good luck.>>2802990He’s ready for you this time.
>>2803005No one is ready for the bullshit that is Karn, the fools only think their ready.
>>2803019Well, if we can put the fight off until Sunday we'll be fine. It seems like we usually roll better on Sundays rather than Saturdays.
QM STRATEGY REPORTCasualties for each faction:>Covenant9,437/30,000 remaining warships.>Tamaraneans99/302>Saiyans3997/6109, most are injured And for morale:>Covenant High, the Arbiter has finally arrived!>TamaraneansLow, they’re all getting tired.>SaiyansMedium-Low, they can’t get the wounded out and most wounded. King Vegeta is doing his best to rally the soldiers.>CoolerLow, he Instant Transmissioned back to his ship well away from the battle>King ColdHigh. He’s completely exhausted and reverted to his base form, but he still managed to destroy the anti-magic circle. But with his power as reduced as it is, he won’t be sticking around any longer.
And thread is archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestNext weekend will(hopefully) be this arc’s finale, hope everyone’s ready for the final showdown!>>2803019He got a good measure of both yours and Meloka’s power before, he’s as ready as he could be. Without outside intervention, of course.>>2803026Might not have that luxury, unless you want to throw away lives into the meat grinder.
>>2803059>Saiyans>3997/6109oofmuh genetic bottleneckAnyone still alive at this point is fucking spartan-tier though, so that'll make for some damn good eugenics as long as we carefully avoid inbreeding and maybe get a little bit of genetic recoding done by the PTO scientists to avoid birth defects.Well, i mean, there are still the non-combatants offworld, but...
>>2803083It's a good thing Saiyans seem to be genetically viable for breeding with other simians.
>>2803083>muh genetic bottleneckThat 6,109 is only counting the combatants. This doesn’t include the Saiyans who are either too young, old, or weak to participate. I have their total numbers written down in here somewhere.>>2803092Turles sees nothing wrong with this.
>>2803109God i love that goddamn degenerate.Retire in peace with your bags and bags of money, my brother.
>>2803110He’s the weird friend into weird things, but he’s your weird friend.
>>2803047>Finally less then 10k ships to wipe out.Phew, if we can off the Arbiter they'll probably run away now, so that's good.>Only 100 Tamaraneans leftOuch, that's not great. >Still about two thirds of the Saiyans leftWell that's good, though I imagine taking down this last 10k ships will really put the hurt on their numbers if we don't kill the Arbiter.>Cooler ran awayPussy>Kind Cold dealt with the magic arrayGood good, shame he couldn't help out with the Arbiter, but it is what it is.>The Arbiter thinks he's ready for usPff, good luck with that, he didn't even see a third of our moves the last time we fought him. We'll just need to get creative. Maybe fire an eye beam, "Miss", and then pierce his skull from behind with it?
>>2803121I love how Turles is the weird nerd friend we have, and he slaughters small armies as a side job. Super Star Captain, investigating relations with new and exciting species as an ambassador for FUN.
>>2803148>Cooler ran away>PussyIndeed.>Pff, good luck with that, he didn't even see a third of our moves the last time we fought him. We'll just need to get creative. Maybe fire an eye beam, "Miss", and then pierce his skull from behind with it?He knows you can redirect your beams, you tried it when he had one of his swords in your guts. Things aren’t looking good: Karn’s lost some blood but can still fight, Meloka’s more injured than she’ll admit, King Vegeta’s already pushing his limits, Nappa, Bardock and Tunnip would only be in the way fighting the Arbiter, King Cold and Cooler are both gone, and Freeza and Ubo are five minutes away. Not many advantages for you here.>>2803175> love how Turles is the weird nerd friend we have, and he slaughters small armies as a side job.Its what most Saiyans do. Well, less than half now, but still.>spoilerKek. He’s planning on living like royalty after this battle’s finished.
>>2803195I'm sure we can coax a few minutes of monologuing out of him. Or just play keep away until they arrive.
>>2803195>and Freeza and Ubo are five minutes away.I'm sure we can hold out for five minutes, and if things look really bad, we can always go berserk.
>>2803195We still have the bloodstone, if we sit, meditate, and try to heal most of our wounds before he gets to us. We can fight with our remaining energy, and when he gets around to religious monologue, HE WILL DO ONE, THESE FUCKERS CAN NOT STOP THEMSELVES FROM DOING IT, we drain the bloodstone dry, all at once, and blow him away in one big, subtle, sneak attack. Afterimage Final Flash as necessary. Or we grab his head and Death Beam point blank with our fingers to his temple.
>>2803221Wait, second thought, or thirds if you want to be pedantic, shove our fingers in his mouth spread out. Then Scatter Beam.
>>2803217He may not be that easy. He believes he’s on a mission from god.>>2803218>we can always go berserk.You could try. Results not guaranteed, you haven’t used that form in over a year.>>2803221You can’t close up wounds, but you could try to sit and recover some of your strength.>we drain the bloodstone dry, all at once, and blow him away in one big, subtle, sneak attack. Afterimage Final Flash as necessaryThat’d be difficult, since you haven’t tried charging up an attack as you use the Afterimage.>spoilerIf you want to try and grab him, you’d better destroy his blades first. That is, unless you enjoy getting decapitated.
>>2803218We are not going Berserk. It would be far to destructive to be used. If we we're deep in enemy lines, by all means, in our front yard? We got lucky Freeza stopped us the first time because we weren't as close to his power. We would utterly annihilate everything if we did so now.
>>2803260Already thought of that>>2803234Very hard to think when you have a hand in your throat.
>>2803234>he wants to have an alien bite his hand offI hear hooks are in fashion in this quadrant of space.
>>2803260>You could try. Results not guaranteed, you haven’t used that form in over a year.Did the rage go away? or would we have even less control over the form than the previous time?
>>2803266There’s a lot of ways for that to end badly, and not many good ones.>>2803268Very hard to grab a faster opponent.>>2803287>bite his hand offShould be more worried about his swords.>>2803297You haven’t tried to re-attain the form since your fight with Freeza. You could still bring to mind what made you transform before, but would it work? Or would you need a new push to go there again? As for control, you weren’t exactly in control last time, either.
>>2803297Chances are we're still a run-away freight train of muscles and RAAAAAAAAGE if we do pop Berserker.
>>2803310>Should be more worried about his swords.Bite his sword in half.
>>2803311>Chances are we're still a run-away freight train of muscles and RAAAAAAAAGE if we do pop Berserker>ChancesDoes this look like the face of mercy?>>2803316Calm down, hero for fun.
>>2803337Why not plant Energy Bombs under the ground for surprise damage plus copious amounts of dust to buy us space to Homing Death Beam his ass?Also, what is everyone else's thoughts/reactions to shit this thread? And by "everyone else" I mean the bros at the bar, general universe public, Aku, Trunks and his slut, and anyone else I might be missing.
>>2803350This, i'd love an update to everyone's reactions so far.Like, an actual omake rather than some general greentext.
>>2803310>Should be more worried about his swords.I mean if you are willingly putting your hand in an orifice used for the breaking down of consumable matter you're probably going to want to take precautions for that before anything else. I mean really, he tries to stibbystab and you flippyfling yourself away. But if you got your mitts in his muncherzone he's gonna get nibbly. Maybe even pin you in place with the patented offensive-jaw-lock technique, most notably performed by a certain swordsman with an affinity for big black cloaks. The more you think about it the more it sounds like a way to lose limb or life. Maybe even dignity.
>>2803337>Does this look like the face of mercy?Yes. Looks like I am in a shitposting mood today.
>>2803337>Does this look like the face of mercy?Sure, he looks happy, he's smiling.
>>2803350>Why not plant Energy Bombs under the ground for surprise damage plus copious amounts of dust to buy us space to Homing Death Beam his ass?You can try. He’s been watching you fight on a hijacked Vox signal this entire time.>Also, what is everyone else's thoughts/reactions to shit this thread? And by "everyone else" I mean the bros at the bar, general universe public, Aku, Trunks and his slut, and anyone else I might be missing.Dandy: Jeez, he just doesn’t quit does he?Jotaro and Boros’ fight has wrapped up, but none of them are back to watching the fight yet.Aku’s amazed King Cold showed his face again, he didn’t think it’d happen.Trunks and Hyoka are actually busy taking a verbal beatdown by SKoT, as Puddin wasn’t supposed to see that scroll.Kars: “Quite the tenacious mortal. I will see this creature with my own eyes.”>>2803357Perhaps.>>2803358It’s a risky move.>>2803361Kek.>>2803363Anyone else hear Moonman start playing?
>>2803384THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS STEALING OUR PRIME TIME TELEVISION?! HE DIES FOR SURE TODAY!
>>2803384>the Arbiter don't pay for HBOThat son of a bitch.
>>2803384>arbiter is not only stronger, faster and with a numeric advantage, hes been stealing our Prime Time TVthis actual bastard, i can't wait to pull a halo wars 1 and crush his ass when he gets arrogant.
Cold's retreating right? Any way we can get him to contact the Supreme Kai? It might do something to help.
>>2803511ah shit yeah, almost forgot.cold should be able to reach him by telepathy even if karn can't
>>2803384Is there anyway we can befriend Kars? It'd be pretty cool to have an invincible super vampire as a battle buddy.
>>2803562I'd rather let him know that his muscles are sub-par despite claiming to be a perfect being. Since his muscles don't move in an organic fashion. Just like all the Jojos and shit really. How can you be perfect if you can't F L E X correctly? Just having super unnaturally defined muscles doesn't make them perfect.
>>2803384PTO vs Monster Association when?
>>2803391>>2803412Ha.>>2803486>when he gets arrogant.Be careful, he knows you can use unexpected abilities.>>2803511He may be doing that on his own.>>2803562You may, but it’s doubtful you could fight alongside him. As an immortal who’s just discovered how vast the universe truly is, his goals may be shifting somewhat.>>2803587Maybe. Watched the first season but haven’t read to catch up after that.
>>2803735>As an immortal who’s just discovered how vast the universe truly is, his goals may be shifting somewhat.And thats how Emperor of Mankind was born.
>>2803788But hs is not of mankind. He is the last of his kind, after all.
>>2803797But he need to protect his main source of Food against such beings as: Giant Space Monkeys, Humanity itself, White worm-like creatures with some purple crap on them eeeew gross, evolved slugs, Race of "Rookies" from another dimension From books about DooM. Humans and demons banded together to destroy them if I remember correctly., SOMewhat unlucky events, Crisis of Infinite Ranfan, Ubo's sister, Time-traveling Dissapointment.
>>2803911>"Rookies"Newbies, not rookies, I rechecked.
>>2803911I have no idea what most of this is.
>>2804053Saiyans, Humans, Somewhat disfigured Frost Clan, the horror I got from the novelization of the first 2 Doom Games They made 4 books out of it. My friend described those as "Clown Gay Orgy", SOM and his Rocks, Ranfan is from the Original Dragon Balls,Since Ubo is Kinda Supermen, his sister, or was it Cousin?, would be Supergirl, and Trunks.
>>2804080>doesn't have a cool idea like Frank Sinatra coming to battlenah brah
>>2803797can he not make more pillar men?
>>2804053Chances of vegeta trying to pull the god ritual out of his ass?Did any of the non named npc sayans get put into a situation to become super/false super? That would be neat
>>2804080Oh okay. Been a long day here.>>2804166Nope. He can make more masks and turn other creatures into vampires(as he’s done) but he can’t repopulate his now nearly-extinct race. He may be perfect, but he’s now all alone. >>2804204Very low. He’s been convinced by Towa he’d need six Super Saiyans to successfully pull off the ritual.So far two actually became False Super Saiyans, but were killed almost immediately after by terrified splitjaws. They knew what that telltale golden aura was, and anyone showing it was deemed a high-priority target and quickly assassinated.
>>2804233> but were killed almost immediately after by terrified splitjaws. That bums me out.
>>2804241You and me both. Had several new npcs lined up, but every time one changed they took him/her out. Just how the dice roll sometimes.
>>2804080>his sister, or was it Cousin?Cousinnow which one are you talking about?
>>2804351Powergirl > Supergirl
>>2804351He isn’t aware of any survivors. That however doesn’t mean there aren’t any. And a general who may remember his homeworld’s destruction just learned that the one responsible is actually still alive.>>2804462Good taste.
>>2804517>the arbiter killed ubo's parents>and he steals HBOUNFORGIVABLE
>>2804302Could always fudge shit. I'm up for random Super Saiyans.
>>2804540It wasn’t the Arbiter.
>>2804578The dice rolled how they did. But that doesn’t mean I can’t change names and quantum ogre.
>>2804579Well, not directly.But he was there for the burning of his world, right? That was the implication, wasn't it?Or is someone else who we don't give a shit about also showing up on camera right now?
>>2804591It was King Cold's brother's cousin's roomate's best friend's dogwatcher.
>>2804517Oh shit, Zod just realized King Cold is around. Oh that’s going to suuuck.
>>2804591That wasn’t done by the Covenant.>>2804605Ha.>>2804607What could go wrong?
>>2804657>What could go wrong?Well a heart attack is always a possibility, even in healthy people. Or breast cancer. Sometimes you just don't grab your chest enough to feel for lumps.
>>2804692Nice, I chuckled.
QM UPDATEI can’t decide on an epilogue, so I’ll leave it to you guys. Which epilogue should I write? I’ll call it a roughly 18-hour vote, vote’ll end 6pm EST. Which would you rather see:>Jotaro vs Boros’ fight conclusion and aftermath>A certain Dreadzone gladiator recognizes Karn>More Pirates’ Den reactions, meet a few new characters>Emilia Zoldyck, see what the assassin family is currently up to>A little magical man and his newest servant>Other?(write in)
>>2805417>>A certain Dreadzone gladiator recognizes KarnAND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!I don't know who this is either because I forgot or it's someone new. So I'm curious.
>>2805417>More Pirates’ Den reactions, meet a few new characters
>>2805417>A certain Dreadzone gladiator recognizes Karn>More Pirates’ Den reactions, meet a few new characters>Emilia Zoldyck, see what the assassin family is currently up toIf Jojo and Boros was caught up I want their reactions too, but everyone elses will work just fine.
>>2805422>spoilerFucking hell, dammit. Dammit dammit dammit. You have no idea what you’ve unleashed.
>>2805417>>More Pirates’ Den reactions, meet a few new characters
>>2805417>More Pirates’ Den reactions, meet a few new characters>>2805439This is for you, m8.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxfxWpddJi8
>>2805417>>A certain Dreadzone gladiator recognizes Karn
>>2805439We'll never see it coming.
>>2805417>>A little magical man and his newest servant
>>2805417>A certain Dreadzone gladiator recognizes KarnThe mystery box compels me.
>A certain Dreadzone gladiator recognizes Karn
>>2805417>A certain Dreadzone gladiator recognizes Karn
>>2805422>>2805477>>2805738>>2805829>A certain Dreadzone gladiator5>>2805423>>2805427>>2805436>>2805449>>2805468>>2805703>>2806025More Pirates’ Den8>>2805426>Emilia Zoldyck1>>2805507>>2805595>>2805633>A little magical man3Interesting. Still another 3 1/2 hours until I’m calling the vote.
>>2806250Winner is more Pirates’ Den. I’ll start writing on that today, that will probably be ready Thursday night/Friday morning.
>>2806709Based, would have like all three, but the bar is best.
>>2806734Three seperate epilogues would need me to have a weekend of not running. Which no one wants now.
>>2806841KILL IT WITH FIRE!
>>2806855>>2806868Jane is best Waifu no bully
>>2806947I had never seen that image before, my reaction was genuine.
>>2806841>introducing John Cena and his twin sister, Jane CenaGD, you know what you must do.
>>2807139Shoot it out an airlock into a sun? Actually we can throw Kars out with it.
>>2807156Events have been set into motion. The ultimate enemy has been awakened. Not even Popo's stare can overcome the terror of Jane Cena's perfect jawline'd smile.
>>2807171don't forget, nobody will notice him (and her) until its too late
>>2807187>Karn is just sitting on the toilet, reading a paper>suddenly the wall behind him explodes and Karn is put into a headlock before he can react>the last thing he hears before losing consciousness is trumpets blaringDC check to spot the Cena: 99 with disadvantage
>>2807219Our pants would be down and we would be more or less naked, therefore we would ignore disadvantage. Roll 100 to cockslap a bitch.
>>2807219>>2807231>naked Karn vs John Cena.Whoever wins, Disappointment loses.
>>2807266That is a definite truth, and the idea of Freeza an Meloka eating breakfast and reading the space newspaper seeing the two fly by is hilarious.
I’ll say this, if I do introduce him: you’ll never see him coming.
>>2807343>suddenly john cena>this leads into a tournament arc with karn and various characters vs the entire WWE \\i want this arci want to an omake with berserk karn vs the great khali or hulk hogan and ubo vs. the big show or andre the giant in a planetary cage match in which the planet doesn't survive
>>2807343Implying Karn won't be... MADE HUMBLE!
This epilogue is coming together slower than I’d hoped, have had to retype the opening post three times now. So here, have a small spoiler.
>>2808136But we already know Space Dandy is in the bar, unless the chick in the pic he constantly hits on goes for Jojo.
>>2808138Honey wasn’t there last time.
>>2807343Or better yet, have us roll a perception check but have DC be above 100 or 100 with a slight negative modifier
>>2808167>GD: Roll me 3 1d100s DC Hidden>One roll comes in>GD immediately posts the update because you can't see him and his time is NOW
>>2808167Now why would I do that?>>2808320Ha.
>>2808330>>2808320>>2808167As an outsider to the wrestling fandom and culture, why are the Cena memes so prolific and popular?
>>2808480No clue. I was never into wrestling, I only know about Cena from said memes.
>>2808480Cena is infamous in the wrestling community for a few reasons.The phrase "Lol Cena wins" is burnt into most fans memory due to him almost not being allowed to lose despite fans not liking him at all, suggesting bias towards him by the company.His gimmick (HUSTLE, LOYALTY, RESPECT! US MARINES HOORAH!) is also lame in contrast to how hard he's pushed by staff and promoters, further fueling fans' dislike of him.As a result, he's kind of the wrestling equivalent of Chuck Norris in that he's unbeatable in kayfabe, save for the fact that nobody actually likes him.Think of the lame create-a-character your friend made that he thinks is cool solely because it has maxed out stats.I'm sure somebody who actually keeps up with current shitty North American wrestling can give you a more in-depth explanation.
>>2808969Shit man the way you talk it sounds like you are very well acquainted with North American wrestling. Whatever that is. As someone who isn't into wrestling any more since I'm no longer thirteen years old you know more than I do about the current meta.Also Cena has a book about confidence using monster trucks. So that's neat.
>>2809304>Also Cena has a book about confidence using monster trucks. So that's neat.What? I’m sorry, what?
>>2809430I could have worded that better. Apparently he had a hand in a book about self-esteem and confidence for children where the characters are monster trucks.
>>2808969>>2809304The men however comes from a prank call don't by a local radio station to some guys wife who dinner want him ordering PPV wrestling event.https://youtu.be/wRRsXxE1KVY
>>2809493>dinnerPhone posting is hard.
>>2809497>Phone posting is hard.I disagree.
QM UPDATEThis epilogue probably won’t be as long as some of the other recent ones I’ve done. Already three posts in, maybe 3-4 more before it’s done. As I finish these last posts up I’ll leave you all with an important question: how will you handle the Arbiter?
>>2810193Hammer > SwordThat's how.
>>2810210But is hammer > 2 swords?
>>2810225technically its hammer + arm sword > 2 swords
>>2810238The hammer is a 2-handed weapon.
>>2810247but we stronk enough to one arm that thing aren't we?
damn bitch, i just binged from the thread just before the invasion to this one, and we just now got them down to 1/3 of their original force.They haven't even been decimated yet.This is the eternal invasion, because it's never gonna end.
>>2810273You could, but when it activates it could fly out of your hand.>>2810281>i just binged from the thread just before the invasion to this one, and we just now got them down to 1/3 of their original force.Is it as good rereading it?>They haven't even been decimated yet.Decimated is destroying 1/10th of their force, you did that a while ago.>This is the eternal invasion, because it's never gonna end.This is NOT the boat, I promise that one way or another this battle will end soon.
>>2810225If it weren't for the Arbiter being like eight fucking feet tall with gangly limbs, the reach advantage of a huge hammer like that might make it better, yeah. But again, Arbiter is fucking gigantic. Damn Sangheli.
>>2810446Him being bigger than you with longer is a huge downside, especially since he’s still faster as well.
>>2810310you ready for all of our hardwork and training to be invalidated by shit rolls?
SU Ma, Gravity hammer style.
>>2810476.....so we use the hammer to throw our asses around on the gravity blasts? Seems a bit taxing.
>>2810487no ya git, su ma with a gravity hammer instead of a light saber
>>2810497SO....SO YA SAYIN, YA SAYIN IS WE KRUMP EM WHILE WE KRUMP EM?
>>2810497Lightsabers don't try to throw themselves out of your hand when they touch things.
>>2810499CORRECT YA GIT, IT BE A KRUMPCEPTION!
>>2810464We’ll see what happens. This could be how Karn’s story ends, and another’s begins. Or Karn could take the Arbiter out solo with a whole lot of luck. Who knows?>>2810476You can try.>>2810487Those blasts would have to be compensated for.
>>2810517okay now here me out, we take the fact hammer reciols after each hit, to transfer that momentum into a second strike with the bladed part
>>2810517>This could be how Karn’s story ends, and another’s beginsthat'd be pretty gay, just saying
>>2810559I agree, it would be pretty gay
>>2810559The gayest, we need to strip down pronto
>>2810559Hey hey hey those ogres we're totally hetero you homophobe. And boy did they have muscles. Yeowza. Wait, you mean we wouldn't play as afterlife-cleaning-Karn? Oh yeah that's pretty fucking gay.
>>2810559>>2810584>>2810600>>2810642As I’ve said before, a single bad dice roll WILL NOT KILL YOU! But if you give me nothing but terrible ideas matched with poor rolls, there’s not much for me to work with on my end. I don’t want this ride to end either. So play it smart! You CAN beat him, his tools all have weaknesses.
>>2810651>if you give me nothing but terrible ideas matched with poor rolls, there’s not much for me to work with on my end. I don’t want this ride to end either. So play it smart!I think we both know that's asking too much from the general /qst/ audience
>>2810651Also, i'm going on a road trip this weekend for a whole week, so don't expect anything from me.I'll try and get in on my phone if i can get a signal in a town with a population of 95 people, but...
>>2810651I was just giving you a hard time bby.
>>2810651>>2810655And to be fair, we do have a very good bonus for fighting naked. Its a moot point considering our armor is pretty much shot.
>>2810655>>2810657Good luck and have fun.>>2810658That’s fine. I’m just re-clarifying before we hit this fight.>>2810659It does have to occur naturally, you can’t just try and proc the bonus by writing in stripping your clothes.
>>2810683>It does have to occur naturally, you can’t just try and proc the bonus by writing in stripping your clothes.>"The fight with the Arbiter was a hard-fought one, his skill with the blades only matched by my cunning and Hammer.">"Still both out armors sulfured most of the damaged rendered them useless."he also has nudity bonuses*insert hot not!gay Xeno x Xeno grapple here*
>>2810706why would you do this
>>2810683Intentionally stripping gives intimidation bonuses, though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBLyfNRQkeoIn a different line of thought, can the gravity hammer be super-charged with the user's ki?
>>2810713Too much time on /trash/also bored out of my mind and trying to pass this drunken stupor I got from my mates
>>2810706Kek.>>2810719Not unless it’s Samurai Jack style, but you’re well past that point.Potentially. But that could break it as well.
>>2810820>Potentially. But that could break it as well.so we wait till after the war, and test that out on a few recovered ones, if we get it to work, then we use it on ours.
>>2810853That’s a solid plan.
>>2810651>his tools all have weaknesses.You just reminded me of something that's blatantly obvious. The energy swords only work as long they're being gripped.Assuming we can knock them out of his hands or otherwise destroy them, he'd be completely unarmed.Also of he's carrying any other covie equipment, that can be abused as well.If he's got plasma grenades, we can detonate them while they're still on his person.If he has a needler, we can blast it and get him with the resulting needle shrapnel.If he has a carbine/plasma pistol, we're fucked.If he has a plasma rifle, we can laugh at him.
>>2810193>how will you handle the Arbiter?Massive amounts of shit talking and even greater amounts of teamwork.
>>2811128I think plasma grenades are non-reactive until primed. S'why all the dudes we've blasted prior who might've had them haven't exploded.
>>2811156No they are very reactive even if they aren't primed. When primed they stick to a target, anything with enough explosive power can blast em. The reason why it isn't relevant for us is we either miss the grenades because we aren't aiming for them with our death beams, or we a blowing up everything nearby them anyways, and its not that noticeable from our conflagration.
>>2811128Plasma weaponry is probably really dangerous to use when it malfunctions or gets damaged.
>>2811128Fuck, doublepost but I also realized that the only thing keeping the plasma swords from being an incredibly dangerous explosion of plasma are magnetic fields. Mess with that even a little bit and the plasma within them will shoot out violently.
>>2811174>No they are very reactive even if they aren't primed.I can't recall even once when they exploded and they weren't primed. We can't say they are reactive since we haven't blown them up specifically. They could behave like plastic explosives. You can burn em, bash em, stab em, shoot em, and none of that would set it off but give it the right kind of jolt and boom. Not saying you're wrong I just can't remember if we have proof to either side of the argument. And I'd prefer to have it before making my decisions, y'know?
>>2810820What does the arbiter think about the shit karn's been pulling the whole war?Like, how does he feel about karn's red dawn compared to his own explosive wave, for example?And i suppose most importantly, how does the arbiter feel about karn as a warrior?
>>2811314Why would they not act like they do in the games? You throw a grenade near them they blow up, shoot them they blow up, and set them on fire they blow up. The reason you haven't read anything about them being blown up by proxy is because we aren't looking for tiny blue dots in the middle of the hellstorm we unleash on the enemies. They aren't plastic explosives, you are just an idiot. There is no argument, when it isn't relevant to the scale of explosions we create.
>>2811128Destroying his weapons would bring the playing field a little more even.>>2811139Kek.>>2811174Karn doesn’t know if they are or not.>>2811200Damaged plasma weapons have a tendency to explode.>>2811314You could always try experimenting, the Arbiter brought around a hundred Zealots down with him.>>2811325>What does the arbiter think about the shit karn's been pulling the whole war?He’s impressed you’ve been fighting nearly the entire time.>Like, how does he feel about karn's red dawn compared to his own explosive wave, for example?Your battle prowess has impressed him.>And i suppose most importantly, how does the arbiter feel about karn as a warrior?He does respect you both as an opponent, and as a warrior. But, he must crush you.
>>2811353What would the arbiter think if he witnessed and fought against Berserker Karn?
>>2811367He's pretty big, and green, then nothing because we tore his head off and threw it at his brothers hard enough to paste them. Followed by the planet exploding because we have no control over it and our stray shots will break the planet.
>>2811347Why would it be different? Because this ISN'T the games. Because any normal sensible space age military wouldn't want a walking chain reaction as their frontlines. Sure, the covenant aren't the brightest bulbs but I won't rule it out that at least one person made a good point somewhere in their hierarchy that having everyone explode and be useless because one guy got shot on his nade belt is a bad idea and MAYBE GD decided to address that glaring weakness. As I said I'm not going to jump to conclusions because GD could have changed a great many things about the faction and their armament along the way for any number of reasons. Last I remember Sangheli couldn't use ki in Halo but the Arbiter uses and explosive wave the first time we fight him. Who knows what else changed simply to make it more reasonable for the DB universe.
>>2811367>witnessedImpressive power, but he seems to lose control in that state. Perhaps this form messes with his cognitive functions?>fought againstWho knows? Won’t spoil what could potentially happen.Speaking of spoiling, however: epilogue will be finished tomorrow, and Arctus is back, drunker than before!
>>2811406I think I can actually explain Berserk causing insanity.It's simple, the form causes the user to flex so hard they partially cut the flow of blood to their brain, causing cognitive impairment.HIRE ME TOEI
>>2811393>sensible space age military wouldn't want a walking chain reaction as their frontlines.>The CovenantOkay, pick one. There is no middle ground here, they do blow up if shot, its too fucking stupid for them not too. Which is still irrelevant because our explosions are bigger. Making the assbackwards assumption that they don't blow up and act like C4 is the second dumbest thing you have said now.>Last I remember Sangheli couldn't use ki in Halo but the Arbiter uses and explosive wave the first time we fight him. True, and a multitude of enemies we have fought have absolutely no right to be as strong as they are. However>Who knows what else changed simply to make it more reasonable for the DB universe.There is nothing reasonable in this universe. And the very idea that you think the Prophets would make a descesion to help their religiously zealot cannon fodder alive. The only enemies that could stand up to Karn are the Elites, Brutes, and Hunters. Everything else is as weak and pathetic as they should be. The fact the Grunts don't make confetti fly everywhere should be the limit, not C4 plasma bombs that go off if you shoot them or blow them up along with the surrounding landscape. Then hold the fact we never bother trying it as an argument that they don't. That, is fucking stupid.
>>2811438don't* go off
>>2811438So what you're saying is you have no valid evidence suggesting that they don't explode. It has already been established that this is not the game, and we have seen previously the GD tries to make his version of DB more concrete in how everything works so you're basing your assumption off of two things that are not relevant to the setting as it is right now. One being that DB stuff makes no sense so "lol y not" and two being "WELL IN THE GAMES...". If I'm wrong I'm wrong but I'm not going to make a sweeping assumption towards either end of the spectrum.
>>2811462Hell now you've got me doing it>*that they do explode
The convenant's gear explodes because they're using high-end weaponry they don't actually fully understand, and they care very little about the safety and well-being of their soldiers. Yes, even the high-tier ones. The arbiter they care the least about, and give the SHITTIEST stuff to, canonically and in this I'm pretty sure.Those ugly worms with ballsacks for faces pretty much hate everyone who isn't their race, and treat them like disposable slave-warriors. Which they are.
>>2811477At least I am not only one with common sense here.
>>2811477I though GD said somewhere that the Forerunners weren't going to be a thing here. I may be misremembering or misread what he said at the time though. However if the Forerunners aren't present than the covenant would had to have developed their tech on their own. Or had to have stolen it from a civilization of their own time rather than before it. Either of which would be a situation where they could figure it out themselves. I get that the worms hate everything but even they'd probably get even more pissed off if an entire offensive was stopped or delayed because of literally bad luck. Then again maybe GD said the Forerunners wouldn't have anything left around for Karn and Co. to eventually have to fight with. I'll get back to you on that one.
Just to clarify, I’d said the FLOOD probably won’t be a thing you’d ever have to deal with. That’s more of Beerus’s turf.
>>2811535>That’s more of Beerus’s turf.Oh fuck.....that means we are gonna half to deal with it at least once or twice. Do we know anyone that can make good power armor?
>>2811535>extremely difficult to kill parasitic organism>can infest living beings quickly and dead beings just a little slower>pools intelligence from infested beings to such a degree that they can jerry-rig damaged spacecraft with organic tissue>Graveminds can grow large enough to start bending rules of physics>if left unchecked they make the rules of physics bend overHow cranky would Beerus be if someone woke him up because of a substantial flood infestation?
>>2811542Not likely. Unless you accept a certain angel’s invitation...>>2811547>How cranky would Beerus be if someone woke him up because of a substantial flood infestation?>How cranky would Beerus be if someone woke him up because of a substantial flood infestation AGAIN?Very. He’d thought it all destroyed.
>>2811583flood meet the Zerg and Tyranids.how fcking pissed off is beerus
>>2810683Good news is our torso armour is already blast to bits, halfway there guys!
>>2811620And an entire star system would be destroyed that day.>>2811838Kek.
Saiyan Conqueror Quest 55 will begin in around 24 hours! As for this episode’s epilogue, it’s almost done. It should be ready within 3 hours or so, so stay tuned!
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 54 Epilogue-AGE 741, PIRATES’ DEN“Dandy? Dandy, can you hear me?” a voice calls out. You know this voice from somewhere, but where? “C’mon Dandy, wake up!”You know this voice! Remembering her more prominent features, your eyes suddenly open, expecting to see a blonde bombshell smiling at you. Instead, the first thing you see are a familiar set of boobies.“Did I die and go to heaven?” you ask as suavely as you can manage. You are Dandy, Space Dandy, and you are the smoothest mercenary sailing the cosmic seas. You captain your own ship, The Aloha Oe with your crew, QT and Meow. Suddenly the marvelous chest before you sadly moving away as you see Honey’s upside-down face, the usually-bubbly half-Cloudian girl looking worriedly at you.“Dandy, are you okay? Do you feel alright?” she asks, shining a really bright flashlight in your eyes. You squint against the brightness, weakly trying to hold a hand between you and the light but you’re being held down by something.“So.... what’s with the light?” you ask, unable to see past it. “Is this a new kinda foreplay, or...?”“Yep, he’s still the same old Dandy.” you hear QT say as Honey and Meow sigh in relief, the girl turning off the bright light.“Sorry Dandy, just had to check!” she says with a smile. She’s such a pure, simple creature that despite your frustration you can’t help but smile as well as you get back up to your feet.“No problems sweethea- wait what?” you say casually, then finally processing what she said. “Check me for what?”“That you weren’t turning into one of them.” she says with disgust, gesturing to your side. You look over, seeing a pile of dust with a fanged humanoid skull resting on top. “Yeeesh.” you say, trying to back away. You watch in morbid fascination as when cleaning bot rolls over to clean it, the first touch of the brush turns the skull to powder. It vaccums up the dust, moving from dead vampire to dead vampire and removing the evidence they ever existed. “So what the hell were those things?”“If I’m right, they were vampires.”cont
>>2812453“Vampires?” you, QT, and Meow all ask simultaneously. She nods seriously, you going into full-on investigation mode. “Vampires are real then? I thought they were made up, just a story to scare little kids into behaving.”“They’re real, but supposed to be extinct.” she says, pulling a datapad from her chest and showing you all. “They were called the Pillar Men. Originally they came from the planet Pillarus, a lonely planet near the edge of the universe that almost never saw the light from a star. With their super intelligence they quickly attained spaceflight, spreading throughout the stars at an alarming rate. That is, until Beerus the Destroyer stepped in.”“Wait now hold on.” you say, trying to process this. “You mean the God of Destruction himself wiped these guys out?”“That’s what these old reports say.” she says with a bounce, then tucks the datapad back away. What you wouldn’t give to trade places with it right now. “Anyways, whatever these things are, they aren’t quite the same. Its like someone’s out there making knock-off versions of those ancient creatures.”“So that must be whoever this ‘Master Kars’ is...” you mutter, Honey looking curiously to you.“That’s what one of them said.” QT filling her in, then his voice recorder plays back what the group’s leader had said. “On behalf of Master Kars, we’re here for the one known as Joseph Joestar!”“Joseph Joestar...?” she says confused. Then you almost see a lightbulb light up behind her head. “Oh! Do you think he means JoJo?”“JoJo?” Meow asks, as you just let out a confused, “Huh?”“The JoJos!” she says enthusiastically. “Older gentleman, grey beard, really nice? He has his grandson Jotaro with him, a really grumpy guy? I saw their ship, I thought they’d be here.”“That old man? Yeah he’s right over... where’d they go?” you say turning and pointing to the cyclops’ table. But now there’s no one there. “They were just here...”“Uhh, Dandy.” QT says, you turning to him as he turns and points. “They left with that Boros guy about ten minutes ago, headed that way down to the aren-“BOOMcont
>>2812454“The hell?” you say, you and everyone else in the bar turning to where QT is pointing. Everyone is shocked into silence for a few moments, no one saying anything. That is, until a primal scream erupts all around you from the bar’s surround sound.“DRAGON FIST!!” you all hear Karn roar, everyone turning to the screens in time to see him morph into a golden ki dragon and obliterate a mass of Covenant warships. Everyone is staring slack-jawed at Karn’s display of raw power, the winded Saiyan returning to his more-normal form. “And don’t. Haaaaah. Come back.”For a few more moments everyone’s silent, then most of the bar explodes into cheers. You however, have something else to say: “So they’re monkeys, shiny monkeys, and now dragons? That is such bullshit!” But no one hears your complaint over the overwhelming cheers.“Wooohoo!!”“Get ‘em!”“Hell yeah!!”“He’ll showwww those fffuckers who’s boss!”“Arctus sit down, you’re wasted.”“I haven’t evennn begun to-“ “What the fuck?!”“You think he can teach me that?”“Nick you can barely fly.”“Fuck you too Simon!”“Oooooooh! He’s so shiny!” Honey says beside you, eyes sparkling. “Who’s that?”“Ain’t you heard, mate?” a rather stocky bloke with a sword says, turning around. “Them Covenant fools done picked a fight with the Saiyans by attacking their new homeworld.”“That’s right.” his friend says. You notice that the two humanoids are sitting with a Grey for some reason, mercenaries perhaps? “They assembled an army thirty thousand warships strong and attacked. So far it hasn’t done them a bit of good neither.”“Numbers don’t matter, not to those monsters.” the grey speaks up. You can almost taste the barely-restrained rage in his voice. “We outnumbered them over a thousand to one, and they still wiped us out. Then to add insult to injury they obliterated our homeworld. Arrogant apes, I hope they get what’s coming to them!”“So they destroyed your homeworld too, huh?” you ask the Grey, it turning and looking at you, pulling its eyes from the screen for the first time. “And just who the hell are you?” it asks. But before you can answer...BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMCRASHEveryone turns again as a form is slammed through the wall, crashing into a table by you. You all jump, you recognizing that Jotaro boy laying there, barely conscious. He’s in rough shape, looking like he’s been beaten by a horde of fighters. You watch as he’s somehow still conscious, struggling to rise off his back and up to his feet.cont
>>2812456“Oh hey, Jotaro! Are you okay?” Honey asks the fallen fighter curiously, clearly concerned.“Hey, uhh, you okay there?” you ask, the boy managing to get up to a knee. But then his strength fails him, Jotaro falling face-down, unconscious.“You were a worthy opponent, Jotaro.” you hear, everyone turning and seeing Boros. A very, very different Boros. He’s lost the armor and most of his color too, now a pale, heavily-panting form. You watch as he shuts his massive eye, skin darkening to a darker blue than you remember before opening his eye again. “But it’s over now. It would seem that I am the winner of this little contest of ours.”“JOTARO!!” the old man shouts, running out from behind Boros to check on his grandson. “Dammit! You fool boy, you’d better be alright!”“He’s alive.” Boros says, his hulking, multi-headed freak walking up and standing behind his master. “Killing him would be a complete waste of his potential. Besides, I won our little wager.”“Nrggh.” you hear Joseph under his breath, looking frustratedly up at Boros. “Dammit.”“When he recovers, his drink’s on me.” Boros says, tossing a large sum of credits to the barkeep. “And a little something extra for the damages.”And with that, Boros turns and leaves, his many-headed assistant waiting by his table. After a moment Jotaro begins to stir, his grandfather and Honey both turning to him. You watch as the young man begins to wake up, struggling to move.“I-I’m... I’m not-!” Jotaro says, painfully pushing himself back up to a knee.“Easy Jotaro, easy.” the old man says, putting a hand on his grandson’s shoulder. “Take a minute and relax. Its over.”“Dammit.” Jotaro says with a sigh, nearly collapsing back to the ground. The old man catches him, supporting his weight. “He’s too fast. I couldn’t even get a chance to use Za Warudo.”“WHAAAAT?!” the old man asks, free hand to his face. “You mean that he’s-?”“Yeah.” Jotaro replies. You have no idea what they’re talking about, but they both seem really disturbed for some reason. Neither of them says anything for a moment, you breaking the silence.“Hey, uhh, you gonna be alright man?” you ask, Jotaro glaring at you.“I’m fine.” he says, forcing himself to stand under his own power. You just shrug, turning back to your own conversation as the Joestars walk over towards Boros’ multi-headed freak.cont
>>2812457“Anyway, where were-“ you say, turning back to the others at the table. You see everyone looking to the screens, mumbling in confusion. You turn as well, seeing a rather odd sight. A strange-looking alien is there, Karn and King Cold“I’ve been looking forward to this, Karn.” he says, then flares his dark blue aura up around himself. His aura knocks Karn flat on his back, your eyes widening in surprise. “Once again, the universe shall tremble in terror at the name of King Cold!”“Who’s that?”“King Cold? King of what?”“Hey, he looks kinda like one of those Hive things.” Nick says.“No way, they’re pitch-black you moron.” Simor replies, the two immediately arguing again.“Who’s this pompus asshole?” you ask, his smug, arrogant voice already pissing you off.“No... It can’t be...” Honey says, looking terrified up at one of the screens.“Huuh?” you ask her, seeing a look of shock and terror on her face. “You know that guy?”“But that’s impossible.” she says, pulling out the datapad again. “Whaaaathe fucksss he doin’ therrrrr?” you hear someone drunkenly shout, Honey perking up and looking for the speaker. “Hidnnn away mmmy ass!”You watch as Honey zeroes in on the speaker, moving towards the Freeza-looking fellow drunk off his ass. As you follow Honey and approach, QT and Meow in tow, you recognize the speaker. His name is Arctus, leader of the infamous Booze Hounds. And like the name implies, he’s extremely drunk. You don’t recognize the individuals to his sides, one a regular PTO soldier type to his left, but the one to his right is giving you chills. The form is thin, in a long black cloak. But what disturbs you is the figure’s mask. Its a simple white mask with two dark eyeholes, a red line for a painted-on mouth and a purple lightning bolt over the right eye. You feel like this figure is staring into your soul, you most certainly aren’t keeping your discomfort hidden. Honey, however, is in her element. She saunters up with a little extra jiggle, leaping casually onto the table with a giggle and looking Arctus over.“Hey there!” she says bending over a little, all bubbly personality. “Are you really THE Arctus, leader of the Booze Hounds?”“Ohhh?” he asks, seeming to be happily confused by this turn of events. “Annnn who’re you?”“I’m your biggest fan!”cont
>>2812459“My biggest fan?” Arctus asks, confused. “Jenkins, do we actually have fans?”“Of course sir.” the PTO soldier says, unphased by Honey’s appearance. He pulls his own datapad from his hip and shows him something, Arctus drunkenly nodding along as this Jenkins continues. “Ever since the Battle for Halycron III, the Booze Hounds have earned a reputation for performing far above expectations. Many people lost at the gambling houses when we won, sir.”“People bet against ME?” he asks, concerned.“Not me!” Honey says, effortlessly sliding back into the conversation. “I won ten grand thanks to your hard work, General Arctus.”“Actually ma’am Arctus holds the rank of-“ this Jenkins fellow says, before Arctus clumsily shushes him with a finger to his lips and a completely non-subtle wink.“I like the sound of that. Generrral Arctus!” Arctus says, once fully turned back to Honey. “But c’mon, bring your friends overrr and introduce us!”“Oh! Right, sorry.” she says with a giggle. “I got so excited seeing you in person I forgot my manners! Dandy, QT, Meow, this is General Arctus, leader of the Booze Hounds! Sir, this is Dandy, and Meow, and QT, the crew of the Aloha Oe.”“And I’m the captain, baby. Dandy. Space Dandy.” you say, lifting a foot and kicking one of the chairs, spinning it around backwards. You sit in the chair, arms resting on the back as you look this Arctus guy over. “So you’re Arctus, huh? I thought you’d be taller.”“Annn who’re you?” Arctus drunkenly asks, your eyebrow twitching in annoyance. This Jenkins fellow whispered something in his ear, Arctus’s eyes lighting up. “Ohhhh, so yuurrr him! The guy who took out Captain Slag in one hit!”“Oh yeah, that was me baby.” you say, smooth as you can. While it is true you defeated the dread pirate Slag, your retellings of the story tended to exaggerate. What was just a really lucky ricochet has, after dozens of retellings to woo the ladies has become the tale of a single robot-decapitating punch. “What, want an autograph or somethin’?”“Naw naw naw, nuthinnn like that.” Arctus drunkenly says, then puts his arm up on the table. “I wannna see jusss how strong you reeeally are. C’monn, let’sss go Dannndy!”cont
>>2812461“Y-You wanna arm wrestle? Sorry baby, but Dandy doesn’t do shows for free.” you reply, casually getting up with your arms behind your head. You don’t want to test him, even if he is drunk off his ass you have nothing to gain.“A thousssand creditss!” Arctus says, slapping the money down onto the table. “C’mon, sdhow me what yyou got!”“Alright baby, you won Dandy over.” you say, walking back over as Honey slides off the table. You slap your money down onto his, grasping the alien’s hand with your right. Jenkins sighs out, then puts his hand atop the both of yours. “Let’s do this.”“On my count.” Jenkins says, you tightening your grip. As wasted as Arctus is, you should be able to end this quick by going hard right out of the gate. “3... 2... 1... Start.”As soon as Jenkins lifts his hand you push with all your might, easily slamming the back of Arctus’s hand to the table. Even you’re surprised how easy that was, you and Arctus sharing a shocked look. You recover first, releasing his hand and reaching for the credits.“Looks like I win.” you say, reaching out to pull the pile towards you.“Nnot so fffast!” Arctus says, slamming 4000 more credits on the table. “Besst of three!”“Alright baby, best of three.” you say, not slapping any more down and instead just grabbing his hand again. Truth is you’re running low on cash after taking that old man’s bet, you only have 1600 credits on you. But if you win this, it’ll be an easy score. Again Jenkins sets you both up and again you easily win, much to Arctus’s visible annoyance.“Grrr, double or nothing!” he says, slapping down another 10 grand. Your eyes light up at this, its easy money.“Dandy wait, you can’t cover that I think you should-“ QT says, you interrupting him. You’re on a roll, that money’s as good as yours!“You’re on!” you shout, clasping hands with the alien one more time. But this time something’s wrong, his hand clamping down on yours like a vice. You look at your hand a moment then to Arctus’s face, you seeing the alien smirk. Suddenly you have a really bad feeling about this.cont
>>2812465“On my count.” Jenkins says again, clearly bored of all this. But you start sweating a little, Arctus’s smirk having gotten you nervous. Are you getting played? “3... 2... 1... Start.”You try to immediately slam his arm down again as you had been, but this time he doesn’t move. Its like trying to move a planet, his strength far, far beyond yours. You immediately realize your mistake, Arctus grinning like the shark he is.“Your robot was right, Dandy.” Arctus says, now sounding completely sober as he slowly begins moving his arm. There isn’t a hint of a slur to his voice, you realizing how thoroughly you’ve been had. You almost can’t believe you were sharked that easily! “You shouldn’t make bets you can’t cover, no matter how certain of victory you are. You lose, Dandy.”And with that the back of your hand is firmly pressed to the table. You’ve lost. Everyone around the table is silent, waiting to see what happens next.“And now to collect my winnings.” Arctus says, pulling the pile of mostly his own money back to him. “Ah, but it would seem that you don’t have the cash to cover your debts. However, I believe we can come to some sort of agreement, you and I. And it just so happens, I have just the thing; I have a job, and I believe it to be right up your alley.”At this his associate in the mask hands him a datapad from inside his coat pocket, Arctus taking it and sliding it across the table to you. You, Meow, QT, and Honey all look down curiously, seeing the image of a short wrinkled creature flipping you all off. You look back up to Arctus, confused.“I hear you’re quite talented at capturing your bounties alive.” Arctus says, lacing his fingers together and resting his chin on them. “Tell me, Dandy: what do you know of magic?”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 54 Epilogue End-
>>2812467>You almost can’t believe you were sharked that easily!>almostClassic Dandy. But knowing his luck, he'll probably blunder around and get the credit for it while Dr. Gel takes care of the problem on behalf of the Gogol Empire.Also holy fuck cameos abound! Thanks for the epilogue!
>>2812493>Classic Dandy. I tried my best to stay loyal to his character. >But knowing his luck, he'll probably blunder around and get the credit for it while Dr. Gel takes care of the problem on behalf of the Gogol Empire.But are they here? We’ll have to wait and see.>Also holy fuck cameos abound! Thanks for the epilogue!You’re very welcome. I always enjoy writing other characters in, and this one turned into a treat.
>>2812461i don't recognize pic related who is he supposed to be?also Babidi? the fuck? did King Cold Have a standing dead or alive bounty for him or something?
>>2812522I take it you’ve never watched Darker than Black then. I’d recommend giving it a watch.>also Babidi?Also Babidi. They know what he’s after. And King Cold does not approve.
>>2812534Can't say that i have and my backlog is already massive so unlikely i'll see it anytime soon.I assume King Cold put both Cooler and Arctus at finding him and now that Cooler and him are with us he's leading the search.what surprises me is that he may have already found him.
>>2812549Long story short he’s a spy and an assassin with supernatural powers, more commonly referred to as “chinese electric batman.” Video related, a good showcase of what he can do.https://youtube.com/watch?v=SrTMmxH1hXo>what surprises me is that he may have already found him.When you’ve worked for over a hundred years and built the universe’s largest network of surveillance and spies, its hard not to find someone.
It'd be great to try and think of powerful attacks against the arbiterhere's the one from earlier, it's amazing imo>Ki charged gravity hammer slam
>>2812740>>Ki charged gravity hammer slamthat cold ruin the grav hammer, which would suck balls since this one is MORE then jst a weapon to us
>>2812740If you do this, you need to carefully control how much you apply. Too much could blow it.>>2812751True.
>>2812766Let's just put a spirit bomb on top of the hammer. What can go wrong?
>>2812775>What can go wrong?What can’t go wrong?
>>2812788Everything can go wrong when dice are in involved.
>>2812791it can also go go right, just prep the sacrifices when the time comes
>>2812798The dice have actually been treating us pretty well lately.That said, we need to bring back the tradition of feeding the dice.
>>2812791Not wrong.>>2812798>>2812802I’m not sure what /qst/ dice want fed.
>>2812923Dragonball Quest taught me that the dice want lewds.
>>2813525His dice liked Bulma and 18, whereas Present Mic’s need a good YEEEEEAAAAAAAAH if I recall correctly.
>>2813603So what do our dice want?Doomguy?Fit chicks?Gohan?Ork posting?
>>2813603Also I didn't know you played in Bread Quest.
>>2812751I think Brutus wouldn't mind it if his hammer was used to do in the Splitjaw's greatest warrior.If anything, he might love that we did so. Even if it might cost us the hammer in accomplishing it.
>>2813610>Fit chicks?I'm betting on that
>>2813610Got plenty of time to roll and test before tomorrow. I have no idea.>>2813612I try not to name/tripfag in other QMs quests.>>2813616He’s certainly have a laugh at the Arbiter’s expense.
>>2813616>>2813632>tfw we use the hammer to BTFO Arbiter harder than we've ever BTFO'd anyone else before>tfw Arbiter goes to Hell and meets up with Brutus there>tfw Brutus goes full pic related on him once he finds out from him or someone else
QM UPDATESo my home wifi’s still down, but that’s not gonna stop this next thread. However, I am getting called in 1-3pm, so there will be a noticeable gap in my early posting tomorrow. Still starting at our usual time of 11am EST.
>>2812459We need to get an intervention for Arctus, he has a real problem.
>>2813951the only problem is the amount of cheap liquor being made and sold to honest hard working frost demons, who can work with only a slight buzz after drinking a keg's worthno, the real problem is the lack of quality booze, good thing King Cold shares our opinion.
>>2813951yeah the problem is when he's sober
>>2813610I will place my bets for fit chicks and ork posting. We can test when we roll tomorrow.
>>2813951Oh he was extremely drunk. But he’s so used to being drunk he was able to act far drunker than he was. Dandy isn’t the first fool Arctus has sharked.>>2813971He did enjoy what the Ctarl-Ctarl drink, first time he passed out drunk in awhile.>>2814007You could always test now before we begin, but if you wish to wait then good luck.
>>2814062Capitalize you filthy heretical illiterate phoneposter
GDQM, thoughts on pic related?
>>2814199I chuckled, nice effort.
>>2814207Not mine, it's by someone else. I think this is along the same vein as those MS Paint comics of DBSuper and other DB shit. Might be an /a/ thing, not sure.
>>2814217Seems like something /a/ would do.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2813610Well, let's test this.
>>2814451>zangeif as nappawhy does this work so well.
>>2814482Because they're both Big Guys
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>2814451And now Bulma Test.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>2814616And now testing for memes.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>2814630And now barely dressed Female.
>>2814641Welp, looks like barely dressed female does it, now try barely dressed fitgirl
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>2814890testin'
>>2815131Hmmm, only a small difference. Interesting. Try both?
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>2815131More testing, now with cosplay.
>>2815198Well obviously its not going to work with old men, not sure what you were thinking there Ivan.
Seems these dice like a variety of things.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>2815237Hol up, we missed oneWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>2815237We need fit females and memes I guess.
>>2815245Eh, no problem from this boi
>>2815242Doesn’t seem like approval to me.>>2815245Seems so. At least everyone’s got an hour to stock up before we begin.
>>2815242>>2815237I hope you paid attention to the top left of the pic by the way.
>>2815250I saw it. Was a nice touch
>>2815269I didn't make it, that's just an old pic I found a long time ago, and it was weirdly relevant to this thread.
>>2815245Somehow not enough good memes that could go with our current situation.
>>2815283I know right? You'd think there would be more.
New thread: >>2815297