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You are Alabaster Soliloquy, virtual loli defiler and real loli defiler.

PREVIOUSLY:
-You came to an understanding with Camelia and agreed to help her in the final phase of her plan.
-You failed to come to such an understanding with Alex and Sable, who accused you of being a saboteur and turned their backs on you.
-You convinced Vivian not to travel to Washington DC with her father.
-You facilitated sensitivity training with Rose, which got kind of steamy.
-Vivian paid you an unexpected visit while you were otherwise occupied with Whitney. Somehow, Whitney convinced her to join you.
-Cerise seemed frightened about testifying before the Senate, so you volunteered to have Rose go with her.
-You got abducted by the Russian mafia and their capo, a woman named Stasi, demanded you turn over Sand Reckoner.
-When you couldn't, they threatened to murder your longtime frenemy Stackleford, but Tyrus's men saved you both at the last second.

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Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy
Season 1 Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
Fan Wiki: https://fquest.miraheze.org
Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)

Episode 1 ("A Place Further than the NHS"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2494905

Episode 2 ("Working!!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2513011

Episode 3 ("Weeaboo;Sabotage"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2534278

Episode 4 ("Ijiranaide, Camelia!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2557969

Episode 5 (".hack//NEET"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2577854

Episode 6 ("Yuri on Ice"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2615934

Episode 7 ("My Youth RomCom Underground Cyber-Terrorist Resistance is Wrong, as I Expected."): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2636428

Epsiode 8 ("Even With Eighth Grader Syndrome, I Want to be the CEO!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2656011

Episode 9 ("Onegai Inmate #310421!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2674470

Episode 10 ("Initial F"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2693834

Episode 11 ("FUCK QUEST"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2729884

Episode 12 ("Saul Mallory: Ace Attorney"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2748896

Episode 13 ("Attack on Stackleford"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2784084

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Season 2 OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESx_hy1n7HA

AND NOW, EPISODE 14 OF FUCK QUEST:
"Komm, Susser Fuck"
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First for beginning of the end.
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>>2800029
First for eyepatch bullying.
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>>2800029
PANICKING GENTLY
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First for TUMBLING DOWN
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>>2800029
fifth for we're all gonna die
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>Sometime in the past.

"Professor Darkbloom!"

David finishes loading the books into his little cardboard box before turning around. That's David: always living at his own pace, unhurried, unflappable.

"I'm so glad you haven't left yet," Renee says. She's out of breath, having hurried here from across campus. Her thin, well-tanned frame is sheened with sweat from the exertion and the summer heat.

"You won't be here much longer either," David says. He leans his tailbone against the edge of his now-bare desk, regarding her. "I suppose Gustav will be lonely without us. Make sure to give him hell for me before you go back to high school."

Renee smiles. "Of course."

David straightens the vest beneath his jacket. "Just between you and me? He's going to be more than a little lost without you. You've accomplished more than most of his grad students. Certainly more than anyone else in the college preview program."

Renee blushes, looks away. "I just do whatever he tells me."

"And you do it well. Not every high school sophomore can say they made breakthroughs in biomedical prostheses." He smiles warmly. "I say it a lot, but I don't say it enough - you're a brilliant young woman."

Renee is still looking away, silent.

"What's the matter?" David asks, genuine concern showing through his voice.

"Nothing," Renee lies.

"Sit down." There's no way she can disobey a command like that, from him.
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THE TIME HAS COME AND I am excited as well.
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>>2800045
i am already uncomfortable with this
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>>2800045
Oh fuck yes.
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>>2800045
I have wanted this.
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>>2800045
>Renee
>But also Darkbloom
I don't know how to feel about this, OP.
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Mara drags Cerise by her hair across the grimy tile floor. It's streaked orange with a thin patina of blood already. Cerise struggles, kicking and crying and screaming, trying to rip away from Mara's iron grip. But it's no use. Mara is far too strong.

"I warned you," Mara says. "I warned you what would happen. This is your fault, Alabaster."

You fight against the rope securing you to the chair, but you're too tightly bound to have any hope of escape. You feel the revulsion of rage and horror and abject helplessness as the tears begin to stream down your face.

Whitney and Rose both lie dead at your feet, their throats slit, their eyes vacant and staring at nothing. You choke on the reek of their gore.

Mara forces Cerise to her knees, directly facing you, and puts the dagger to the hollow of her neck.

"Please!" You beg. "Please! I'll give you what you want! I'll give you everything! Just don't--"

"Too late," Mara says, smirking. She draws the serrated edge swiftly across Cerise's jugular and the hot blood sprays like a geyser against you.

You wake with a start.

"Whoa," Tyrus says. "Don't go fuckin' bughouse on me now. You having some PTSD flashbacks or what?"

As the contours of of reality settle around you again, you blink and struggle to rise. This sleeping bag always leaves you with a vicious kink in your neck and lower back. You wish you had a more comfortable place to lay your head, but there's just no room. Cerise and Galatea both claimed Galatea's bed, while Stackleford claimed the couch in the living room (guilting you with his missing fingers when you tried to argue the point) - thus leaving you and Rose to fight every night between a threadbare sleeping bag and an air mattress that has a tendency to slowly deflate overnight.

Last night, you got stuck with the sleeping bag.

But it can't be helped. Tyrus and his men are keeping you well protected here, with sentries posted outside the apartment building 24/7. And judging by the gunfire the other day, those sentries have been a lifesaver -- literally.
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>>2800059
DON'T FUCKING SCARE ME LIKE THAT
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>>2800045
>Renee
That's my girl
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>>2800059
I was about to close the tab.
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>>2800059
>Cerise and Galatea both claimed Galatea's bed
:)
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>>2800059

I'm gonna have PTSD flashbacks about his PTSD flashbacks.
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"Do you like ham?" Stackleford is asking.

"no."

"Are you sure?"

"...yes."

"You haven't had the right kind of ham. That's all. You need to try that Black Forest honey ham from Subway."

"boyd, i do not like ham."

"Whatever, Sam-I-Am. I'll show you the true meaning of ham. I'll sneak you a ham sub and you'll dig it."

Watching Stackleford trying to socialize with Galatea is like watching a tortoise trying to fuck a sloth. It moves excruciatingly slowly and no one is having any fun.

"How many explosive charges you got down there?" Tyrus asks as you kick free of the sleeping bag and stand.

"Five, six dozen -- more?" You say. "I lost count. It's enough. Are we really going to discuss this in front of Stacklefuck?"

"You're the one who saved his fat ass," Tyrus counters. It's a fair point.

"Hey, I'm cool with the whole 'get Darkbloom' thing," Stackleford insists. "That butthole is the reason I don't have a fapping hand anymore." He holds up what remains of his left hand, which has only the pinky and the thumb. "How am I supposed to do anything with a claw like this?"

You grimace.

"Plus," Stackleford continues, "he killed Mrs. Soliloquy... I miss her. Your mom was hot."

"Goddamn it, Stackleford. I should have let that Russian whore shoot you in the head."

Stackleford simpers.
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>>2800082
> "That butthole is the reason I don't have a fapping hand anymore."
>"Plus," Stackleford continues, "he killed Mrs. Soliloquy... I miss her. Your mom was hot."
Stay classy. I already regret saving him.
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>>2800082
fuckin stackleford
he has good taste though
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>>2800082
stacklefuck has permanent devil horns \m/
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>>2800089
>liking subway
You are a disappointment to cake's everywhere.
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>>2800082
>You need to try that Black Forest honey ham from Subway.
Boar's Head or die.
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>>2800093
I'm talking about him calling our mom hot, not his sandwich preferences
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>>2800096
Oh. Carry on then, Anonymous-dono.
I still hate hearing it from him in particular though.
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"You see the news?" Tyrus asks.

"Yeah. The Russians kicked your shit in at that landfill."

"I didn't sign up for this," Tyrus says. "Got police crawling out my goddamn asshole now, plus a bunch of my guys whose families need their hazard pay. You know - because they're fuckin' dead. Darkbloom and that bitch wife of his need to get fucking got, yesterday."

"I couldn't agree more."

"Are you ready to go or not? We can't be having any delays here."

"Where is Camelia?" You demand.

"Don't change the fuckin' subject."

"I just did. Where is she? Is she dead?"

"I don't know where that red cunt went, and I don't want to," he says. "Far as I know, she's unkillable anyway. I'm sure she'll turn back up when she's good and goddamned ready."

You don't like it at all. Right at the most critical juncture, she goes missing.

You haven't seen her for more than a week.

"I'm ready," you finally say after a few moments of awkward silence. "This time Friday afternoon, Darkbloom Analytics won't exist anymore."

"That's what I want to hear." Tyrus grabs both lapels and straightens them. "When this is all over with, I'll make sure you get a cut. You and your little harem are gonna be millionaires."

"Thanks..." you mumble. That's not why you're doing this, but all Tyrus seems to understand is money.

"Just don't let Darkbloom send you to the motherfucking sunken place again. That's just what I need, your dumb ass getting sucked into an alternate dimension right before the festivities. Watch yourself, got it?"

You nod your understanding. Tyrus, satisfied, doesn't waste anymore time hanging around.
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>>2800100
>You haven't seen her for more than a week.
[worry]
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>"I didn't sign up for this," Tyrus says.
I would agree, but I totally did.

>That's just what I need, your dumb ass getting sucked into an alternate dimension right before the festivities. Watch yourself, got it?

h-hah

ha ha
ha
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>>2800108
Camelia is probably the haremite we need to worry LEAST about frankly
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>>2800115
Right, but if she's missing, that means increased potential for everything to go wrong more than ever, putting literally everybody else at risk by proxy.
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>>2800122
or she shows up at the eleventh hour when everything is going to shit to save our sorry asses
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>>2800130
[hope]
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>>2800122
I don't doubt she's making preparations of her own on the side.

There's no way she's not gonna be present. We still need someone to watch the fireworks with this season.
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Cerise comes out of her room, wearing just her black tank and a pair of panties, groggy-eyed, scratching her ass.

"Good morning sunshine," you mutter.

Cerise flips you off.

"are you packed?" Galatea asks.

"...Shit," Cerise says, blinking. "I'll be right back."

She ducks into Galatea's room again, and soon there comes the sound of things being quickly tossed into a suitcase.

You sigh. Turning to Galatea, you say: "weren't you supposed to remind her to pack her bags last night?"

"i forgot... sorry."

You're not sure what could have had her so occupied last night that she forgot to remind Cerise of something so important, but it kind of aggravates you. Cerise is due to the airfield in a little more than an hour. Her flight to DC on Darkbloom's private jet is leaving soon.

"I'll have you know that I packed 48 hours in advance," Rose says, holding up a sleek beige rolling suitcase. "At least one of us was prepared."

"Do you want a fucking medal?" You say.

Rose begins to reply, but you cut her off, handing her a nickel from your pocket. "There's your medal. The Alabaster Soliloquy Award for Packing on Time. Cherish it."

"Go to hell." She throws the nickel at you, but you deftly dodge it.

Stackleford checks his watch. The sight of his "claw" - as he calls it - sort of turns your stomach. Even worse than the rest of him. "You going to work or what, my nig?"

Even though you've been showing up to work on time every day, you haven't had anything to do. You've just sort of drifted aimlessly around the Darkbloom Analytics campus, watching TV in their rec rooms, eating in the cafeteria. You even (god help you) hung out with their anime club a few times.

It seems way more important, today, to see Rose and Cerise off at the airfield, even if it means you're late. But your thoughts are interrupted by a frightened-looking Galatea pointing at the TV. A reporter is speaking:

"...coming back to life? That seems to be the case, as thousands of formerly defunct SMATTERS robots have been seen once again roaming the streets in cities nationwide..."

You shake your head and stare at the ceiling. Of all the days for this to happen.

If Alex somehow fixed whatever Galatea did to sabotage those robots, that means Sable will be keen to complete Sand Reckoner as soon as possible.

[ ] Report to work immediately.
[ ] Travel with Rose and Cerise to see them off at the airfield before they go to DC.
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>>2800143
[X] Report to work immediately
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>>2800143
[X] Travel with Rose and Cerise to see them off at the airfield before they go to DC.
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>>2800143
[x] Report to work immediately.
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>>2800143
>[ ] Travel with Rose and Cerise to see them off at the airfield before they go to DC.

It's not like getting to work earlier will defeat the SMATTERS army.
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>>2800143
>[x] Travel with Rose and Cerise to see them off at the airfield before they go to DC.
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>>2800143
>[x] Report to work immediately.
>Give both of them an Alabaster Soliloquy Grade Sendoff before you leave.
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>>2800143
>[x] Travel with Rose and Cerise to see them off at the airfield before they go to DC.
Is there any other choice?
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wait a second Darkbloom is probably gonna be at the airfield
Changing vote
[X] Travel with Rose and Cerise to see them off at the airfield before they go to DC.
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>>2800143
>[X] Travel with Rose and Cerise to see them off at the airfield before they go to DC.
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>>2800143
The thought of going to an airfield gives me very good memories but a very bad feeling.

>[x] Travel with Rose and Cerise to see them off at the airfield before they go to DC.
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>[x] Travel with Rose and Cerise to see them off at the airfield before they go to DC.

Closing and writing.
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>>2800143
>[X] Gotta go to work
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https://www.strawpoll.me/16254889
https://www.strawpoll.me/16254889
https://www.strawpoll.me/16254889

Taking all bets
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>>2800181
I think you've made a mistake anon, I don't see Alabaster on the list.
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>>2800181
Mom and Dad ;_;
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>>2800181
I hate everything about this poll.
I hate that so many agree on the answer even more.
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>>2800196
Any death would hurt but her dying would be an excruciating knife in the heart
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>>2800196

She's the only one who would be threatening enough to actually kill.
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>>2800183
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>>2800204
Camelia would, but they'll never catch her. Rose would go in guns blazing and not stop until either her or the entire rest of the room was dead
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>>2800206
I can see a number of ways the story can continue with Alabaster dead that I couldn't see two episodes ago.
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>>2800214
I get that WhitneyQuest was fun, but she can't do EVERYTHING
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>>2800214
I, for one, welcome our new WhitneyQuest overlords.
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>>2800214
It’s more interesting with him alive. Whitney Quest is fun but I really want Punished Alabaster
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>[x] Travel with Rose and Cerise to see them off at the airfield before they go to DC.

When Cerise is packed and ready to go, you hurry to usher her and Rose out the door. But Cerise instead lingers for a moment with Galatea.

"will you be back soon?" Galatea asks. She sits on the couch with her knees curled up underneath her baggy tee.

"I'm heading back just as soon as the testimony is over. I promise."

"i'll watch you."

"Please don't. I really don't want anyone to watch me."

"i'll think good thoughts then."

"That's cute."

Galatea sounds a little wounded: "good thoughts help. i know you don't believe it but they do. positive energy--"

Cerise kneels down so she's at eye level with Galatea. "Thank you," she says. "Really. Think as many good thoughts as you can, because I'm coming up blank."

Galatea's face goes through a number of twitchy permutations - although she's a bit more comfortable around you and the others than she was at the start, she's still mortified in her own skin to a degree. But finally in spite of her shyness she lunges forward and pecks Cerise on the lips. Cerise returns the gesture.

"i love you."

"See you soon," Cerise replies.
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>>2800234
Welp, now she's definitely gonna die.
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>>2800234
well if that ain't the cutest death flag i've ever seen
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>>2800234
That's so gay.
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>>2800234
Gaaaaaay.
<3
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>>2800234
OP if you kill her I swear!
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>>2800234
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>>2800234
>"Really. Think as many good thoughts as you can, because I'm coming up blank."

Way to fucking stab a man in the heart, eh?
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>>2800250
>Teachers say DFCS is out
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>>2800250

Hey, it's my town's paper!
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>>2800253
>Protecting our children.
But lolis aren't real
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You scramble to get back to Cerise's apartment, where Darkbloom is sending his limo to pick you up. Have to keep up the fiction that you're still living there.

On the ride to the airfield, Steven Armstrong drills Cerise one last time: printouts of Senator's faces, who Cerise identifies along with party, state, and things they're likely to focus on during the testimony.

"Now this one," Armstrong says, holding up a photo of a disheveled old man.

"Senator McDonald, independent of Vermont. Wants to crack down on Darkbloom's super PACs and personal data collection--"

"Be careful with him," Armstrong warns. "He's the most popular senator on the committee by a mile. And the old lunatic has some sway with professionals here in the valley, for some reason."

"Which means..."

"Watch what you say when he's asking you questions. Don't fuck with this senator."
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>>2800273
Obligatory.
Loving the subtlety in naming reference here.
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>>2800273
Haha fuck off.
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>>2800273
it never gets old
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At the airfield tarmac, Vivian is deep in discussion with her father near the stairs leading up to the plane's interior.

"I can still -- travel with you, for moral support," she says. "Even if I do not testify."

"Don't be ridiculous. There should always be a Darkbloom in Palo Alto to run things..." He pats her shoulder. "You're in charge for now."

You approach with Rose and Cerise in tow.

"Alabaster!" Darkbloom cries, noticing you. "So nice of you to show up. Are you ready, Cerise? Rose?"

Cerise nods glumly. The look in Rose's eyes is a bit more on-edge, angry. You imagine your expression is probably much the same.

You glance up, towards the Leer jet's oval windows. Mara Darkbloom watches you from inside with a smug grin.

You hug Rose and Cerise goodbye, each in turn.

When you hug Rose, you whisper sneeringly: "did you wear it?"

She nods.

"Good," you reply. "Keep it in. I'll be holding the remote."

Tormenting her with a remote-control vibrating egg might seem exceptionally cruel in a situation like this, but you know in a twisted way it probably makes Rose more at ease.

Next, Cerise. "Don't get yourself killed," she whispers as you embrace.

"You either."

"This can't be the last time we see each other... I won't let it."

"No."

"Promise me, Alabaster."

"I promise."

Cerise kisses you on the cheek. "I... I love you, Alabaster."

"I love you too."

"You're all I have. You and Gal. I can't lose you."

After long moments, you and Cerise finally break your hug, and she reluctantly boards the plane. Despite your promises, it feels somehow final.
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>>2800300
Stop it with these flags, OP.
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>>2800300
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>>2800300
>Cerise kisses you on the cheek. "I... I love you, Alabaster."

>"I love you too."
good vibes

>Despite your promises, it feels somehow final.
bad vibes
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>>2800300
>there should always be a Darkbloom in Palo Alto
>Promise me, Alabaster
I want to hate you right now. So much.
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>>2800300

Well at least we're following proper vibrator procedure in these troubling times.
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>>2800300
inb4 "Rose died like she lived: gunning down Russian mobsters with her vibrator on max"
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>>2800330
Her shooting up a complex and dropping bodies with an Asanagi smile on her face is literally the most Rose way possible for her to die.
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Darkbloom watches them board, then turns to you. "You're a family man, just like me."

You frown. "You could say that."

"I admire it. Family is the most important thing. Will you see Vivian back to the office?"

"Of course." You keep things terse and cold with him.

Darkbloom considers you. "I know you don't trust me, but it will all make sense -- in time. I just wonder. Will you betray me before I have the chance to explain myself?"

You don't say anything.

Vivian is the first to speak: "--betray?"

"Nevermind that," Darkbloom says, suddenly chipper. He gets down on one knee, to bring his massive height more even with his daughter, and hugs her. "I'll miss you, Viv. Be a good girl for me."

"Don't patronize me."

"I would never." He ruffles her hair.

Vivian stomps her foot. "You jerk!" (Putting your training to work, it seems.)

"Let's not end on a sour note. There's a lot we need to discuss when I'm back in town, Viv."

Vivian folds her arms. "Like why mother kicked you out of your marital bed three weeks ago?"

Darkbloom bows his head. When he looks up he says: "You know why."

"Who is she?" Vivian asks.

"I'll tell you soon. The next time we see each other... we'll talk about your sister. I promise."

He stands, stretching his spine. He's a full head taller than even you.

He seems to want to say something else to you, but he doesn't. Instead, he just boards.
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>>2800355
>"I'll tell you soon. The next time we see each other... we'll talk about your sister. I promise."
welp
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>>2800355
Even Darkbloom gets a death flag!
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Welp. Darkbloom's gonna die.
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>>2800355
>"I'll tell you soon. The next time we see each other... we'll talk about your sister. I promise."
Yes.
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>>2800365
>>2800368
That looks more like a "I know what you're planning and you're in for a world of shit from things you don't even understand" from Darkbloom to Alabaster.
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>>2800373
>he hasn't read A Song of Ice and Fire
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>>2800376
I'm a burger
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>>2800355

Not feeling toasty about that plan of ours at the moment.
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This time, you're in a different limo: Vivian's. She stares pensively out the window on one side of the lush grey interior, and you sit on the other side. It feels like miles separate you. She's even more dour and downcast than usual.

"What did father mean, when he said that?" Vivian asks, without even facing you. "How would you betray him?"

"I don't know," you lie.

"Hmm."

"How about a spontaneous--"

"No."

The rest of the ride passes in silence.

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On campus, you take your usual spot in the cafeteria and watch the fitness freaks working out in the gym, through the glass partition separating the two facilities. You're busily trying to think of a way to get into Sable's office without her or Alex - or both of them - blowing their top. You need to know what they're going to do with Sand Reckoner.

Your thoughts are interrupted by the deep yet nasally voice of one of Sable's coder-monkeys. You forget his name - Brayden or Jayden or something similarly stupid.

"Where you been, man?"

You close your eyes and shake your head. "Busy," is all you say.

"Haven't seen you for a while. Word around the office is you and bitch-made are on the rocks."

You lock eyes with him. "Excuse me?"

"He was all lovey-dovey with you, and all of a sudden he won't even say your name. What's the problem? Wouldn't give him a reach-around?"

You look over his shoulder. A few of his equally juvenile buddies are watching from a nearby table, joking with each other about it.

"You guys are real cunts," you sneer.

"Uh huh. Listen, I'm not trying to be mean. Actually, I wanna help you."

"Oh yeah?"

"Totally. Alex is gonna be hanging out with us tonight. We thought you might want to join us."

"Why don't I believe you?"

*ayden shrugs. "It's true. Hey, we joke, but we're open minded folks here. We'd hate to see bitch-made go all depressed again like he was before you showed up."

As terrible of an idea as this sounds, it might be the perfect opportunity to get information.

[ ] I'll go.
[ ] No thank you.
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>>2800414
[ ] No thank you.
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>>2800414

>[x] I'll go.

Alex is gonna be in big trouble.
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>>2800414
>[x] I'll go.
More for reconciliation than for information though
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>>2800423
I'm sure he's in no trouble, considering the Russian mafia's helping him out.
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>>2800414
>[x] I'll go.
I want to protect him.

>"How about a spontaneous--"

>"No."
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>>2800414
>[x] I'll go.
Man, I have a terrifying feeling either way.
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>>2800414
>[X] I'll go
Time to fall for OP's trap
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>>2800330
>>2800344
Also, three and a half billion years in MS Paint.
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>>2800414
[ ] No thank you.
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>>2800414
>[x] I'll go.
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>[x] I'll go.

Closing, writing.
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We're dead.
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>>2800437
Beautiful
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>>2800414
>[x] I'll go.
I'm a simple man, I see a trap and I protect it
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>>2800414

>[ ] I'll go.
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>>2800441
God I hope we have a chance to apologize to him instead of just being Alabaster
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>>2800441
So we're passing Alex around like a blunt tonight then?
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>>2800484
s t o p
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>>2800484
Nah man, we're hogging the blunt. They can get their own.
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>>2800484
die
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In the parking garage, a little after 5 PM, you run into a familiar face on the third level: Kay. She's busy affixing some sort of device to a concrete beam near the side facing the Darkbloom campus.

"Oh, what the hell," you say.

"Nice to see you, too," she says. She steps back, checking her handiwork. The device appears to be a GoPro, mounted with an epoxy resin. She looks back and forth between the device and the view to the campus, verifying she has a good angle.

"I expected you to be in DC already," you say.

"Everyone's going to be in DC. They'll miss the real story of Friday afternoon. But I won't."

You almost have to admire how mercenary this woman is.

"Thanks for publishing that video so early," you say sarcastically. "Did you forget that it wasn't supposed to drop until Darkbloom was in the Senate?"

"No problem," Kay shoots back. "You're welcome for tipping you off about Darkbloom's opening statement. He knew the story was going to drop, in case you missed that."

She has you there. Darkbloom already had a fabrication ready to go. Beating him to the punch was a valid strategy, although it would have been nice if Kay warned you before it was all over the national headlines.

"That man is the third or fourth richest person on the planet," Kay says, "and the best defense he can come up with is 'fake news.' It's honestly embarrassing."

"What else can you say when someone shows a video of you ripping out a little kid's eyeball?"

"'I'm sorry,' maybe? Okay, that might be a bit underwhelming."

Kay turns and checks her mounted camera again. Then she does something that surprises you: she puts a small, hollow box over it that looks like an electrical meter - and now the camera's lens looks like some sort of powered-off glass display for the meter. It's a bit crude, but someone passing by would never give it a second thought.

"Perfect," she says. "I'm on my way to a Pullitzer for sure."

"Congratulations."

She winks at you. "Have anything to say on the record, before we're both household names?"

"No."

"How about off the record?"

"Just that I can't wait for that bastard to get what's coming to him."

Kay breezes past and pecks you on the cheek. "Remember," she says, her voice low and silky, "there's no such thing as off the record."

She goes.
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>>2800484
no, but we are going to be smoking (a peace pipe) (because we're going to make up with him)
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>>2800496
I still like her more, but I also still don't want to fuck her. Weird.
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>>2800496
We're gonna fuck her in front of a god damn crowd, aren't we?
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>>2800496
>Kay breezes past and pecks you on the cheek.
good

She still needs more screentime
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>>2800507
>We're gonna fuck her in front of a god damn crowd, aren't we?
She likes it. We know this. I want this.
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>>2800507
livestreaming
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A few minutes later, a Mustang roars alongside, *ayden honking the horn obnoxiously. Two of his pals sit in the car, one riding shotgun and another in the back, with Alex.

You get in on the other side of Alex. He's none too pleased to see you -- your presence was clearly a surprise to him.

"Now kith," the man on Alex's other side says through peals of laughter.

"Be niiiice," *ayden chides jokingly. "You silly goose."

"What are you doing here?" Alex whisperss. His voice drips with anger, and it kind of hurts.

"I couldn't bear the thought of these repressed homosexuals having their way with you," you grouse right back. "Why are you hanging out with assholes like this?"

He shrugs.

"Where are we going?" You demand of tonight's chauffeur.

"Golden Lotus," *ayden says. "Not far from here."

"Golden-- what?"

"Asian massage," his friend in the passenger seat explains, looking you in the mirror. "You've never been?"

"Uh, no."

The man on the other side of Alex ribs you. "$200, any-ting you want. Sucky sucky long time."

You shudder. So that's what this is.

"It's on us," *ayden says. "For both of you. You just have to give us the blow-by-blow when you two are done."

Passenger seat laughs: "not literally, though!"

This might be a long night.
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>>2800534
My fear has turned to complete bewilderment.
Unless of course the mob owns the parlor, in which case back to fear.
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This next one might take a little longer. Please wait warmly!
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>>2800538
Ohh ffff-shit
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>>2800538
hooo boy
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Seems like Alex is looking for somewhere to belong.
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>>2800538
!!!
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>>2800534
These assholes need to realize that we're the only ones allowed to be a bad influence on Alex.

>>2800538
And we'll start by asserting our dominance through mutual masturbation. In the car.
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>>280053
hot a what baabhabhiat
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>>2800538
A new kind of fearboner.
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>>2800534

If these guys are actually a stealth pack of fudanshi trying to get us back together through mutual adversity, they might not be so bad.
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What's your sin while worrying warmly tonight, /fq/?
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>>2800602
Rushing to finish Operation Cube before time runs out. I've just now gotten my one team decent enough to hit it.
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>>2800602
Writing, panicking, playing Evenicle to keep myself warm.

You?
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>>2800615
Watching streams and piecing together last minute shadowruns. Too panicky tonight to focus on anything major, and no current D&D things to work on.
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>>2800615
Riche best girl
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>>2800602
Playing D&D with friends so I can't participate at all. This always happens but I can usually follow what's happening in the quest. But not this time sadly
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>>2800640
Unfortunate but understandable. What kind of character are you playing?
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>>2800602
Trying to beat 100% OJ singleplayer on extreme
Just stole an Ubiquitous from Poppo, used it on her to get to 200 stars, then attacked Peat while he was on a home space. He rolled a 9 and killed me from 6 HP and then won the same turn :)
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>>2800564
>You just have to give us the blow-by-blow when you two are done
They totally need material for their doujin for Comiket
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>>2800659
The only way to get OJ singleplayer done is to use Tamamo or Starbo and brute force it.
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>>2800662
... I want this to be true now.
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>>2800662
OP is that you?
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>>2800665
That's what I'm doing, game still fucks you half the time lol. You'll never see Peat bully Tomomo til you play singleplayer
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>>2800602
Recovering deleted files and trying not to drink myself to death.
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>>2800645
Damn that was quick are you D&D anon? Well my DM is kinda unorthodox and we play with homebrew classes we find cool on the D&D wiki, it's pretty fun.

It's hard to explain but I'm a demon who channels the powers of lightning, mostly by electro-punching things fast and hard. He's easily angered, likes to fight, and greatly enjoys 80-90s rock music
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>>2800674
Good luck!
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>>2800602
Making BLT's and TBLT, thinking of playing Gothic or watching Venture Brothers.
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>>2800697
Yep, that's me. Also apparenty known as dono-kun and original Vivianfag. I'm more of a traditional player, but that does sound pretty wild. The most important part is that all the players at the table are having fun~. Except Kenders, fuck them.
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You step into a dimly lit parlor decorated with chintzy faux-Japanese silk screens and paper lanterns. A decrepit old Asian woman hobbles to the front desk, looking you and Alex over. The other guys stand back, watching.

"How many?" She says, her voice creaking.

"Just us two."

"How long?"

"Uh... not long?"

"Half hour, okay. You pay now."

You hand over the wad of money given you by the leering idiots behind you.

She counts it. "Okay, good. You come."

You and Alex follow through a curtain of beads to a similarly dim and strange-smelling hallway.

"Did you know about this?" You ask Alex through the corner of your mouth.

He shrugs. "I'm a guy too, you know. Have to blow off some steam, right?"

You're kind of disappointed in him, to be honest. Then again, you're right here with him.

"Okay, you-- room 1. You, room 2." The old woman points out the doors to your respective rooms. "You go in, get naked. Then you wait. Okay? Okay."

She leaves.

Alex turns for his room, but you stop him, grabbing his arm.

"Alex-- I'm sorry," you say.

"That's nice."

"I want to hang out with you tonight. You know, just us. I... look, I'm not good with shit like this. But I miss you."

"You want information, right?"

"I'm being honest with you here. I miss you."

"Uh huh."

He goes to his assigned room, leaving you cursing under your breath.

Your room is little more than a tiny box with a long table that looks like it belongs more in a doctor's office than a brothel. You really don't want to be here, and your plan is to tell the masseuse no funny stuff. The last thing you want is to have some random Chinese hooker suck your dick. Besides, you could do without the herpes. For maybe the first time in this hooker's career, she'll be giving her customer a real massage.

You dutifully strip, but leave your boxers on, and get onto the table. You lie on your back, waiting awkwardly.

And then she walks through the door.
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>>2800759
Whoooooo
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>>2800759
>And then she walks through the door.
This is going to be interesting.
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It's either Amber one of the Cakes.
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>>2800759
oh man
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>>2800759

It's gonna be Mara, isn't it.
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>>2800770
We literally saw her on the plane towards DC
I bet it's Whitney's mom.
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>>2800759
>Mara (probably)
Fuck
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>>2800771
What about Mama Mallory?
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>>2800759
IS IT ROSE: THE FINAL CHAPTER?
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>>2800759
Uh oh
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what if it's Stasi
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>>2800778
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S DEFINITELY ROSE THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON
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You guys are all wrong it's obviously ghost blowjob kaasan
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>>2800800
Oh.
OOOOOOH
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>>2800800
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>>2800800
>Trivia Questions
How did you know that's my fetish?
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>>2800800
Great Googly Moogly, muh dick.
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>>2800800
I didn't know I wanted this. I was a fool
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>>2800800
I know it's a good word, but our cock is more often turgid than anything else.
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>>2800826

I did a word count on "tugid" in my complete text of FQ2 document and see it's only been used 2 times before. I think there are words and phrases I lean on way more!
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>>2800800

That nice asian woman better be keeping it professional with our trap though.
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>>2800833
>implying Camelia didn't sneak Whitney in for him on the sly
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>>2800831
I think it stands out cuz it's such an uncommon word, even though you don't use it that much either. It's iconic Fuck Quest vocabulary!
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>>2800800
oh fuck
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>>2800840
>>2800831
Here's another word that I hope the author uses: Callipygian.
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GIRLS FUCKED: 5/9

Camelia finishes cleaning herself up with a wad of tissues before getting dressed again. "You have got to be 50% horse," she says distastefully, holding the tissue between her legs as the last of it drains out. "I know it. Your dad was Mr. fucking Ed."

You get dressed, too. "That was... oh my god..." Your legs are still shaky.

Camelia slips into the cheongsam again. Even just watching her dress is transfixing. "Is everything ready on your end?"

"Yeah... where the hell have you been?"

She shrugs. "Getting everything ready on mine."

"That's not helpful."

"I try not to be."

She steps forward, brushing a hand through your hair. "Thank you," she says. "That was my-- well, thank you."

"What are you gonna do now?"

"Hopping on a plane. I need to be in DC for the big show. But before I go... one last instruction."

"Oh boy," you grumble.

"Sable is going to need your help to finish Sand Reckoner. She doesn't know it yet, but she will. Do it. Let her load Penelope with the platform. And then steal it from her."

"Why?"

"You'll know why when the time is right."

She puts her lips to your ear. "Thank you, Alabaster... it's been so fun these past few weeks."

"You're a real pain in my ass," you say.

"You don't mean that." Her good eye sparkles. "I make things interesting."

"I have to go now," you say, "or Alex is going to get suspicious... are you planning to come back from DC or what? Am I going to see you again?"

"I'll be seeing you."

"When?"

She pauses, looking away for just a moment. Then she locks eyes with you.

"I'll see you in another life, Alabaster."
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>>2800858
No, uh uh, no, she's not allowed to die. Not allowed.
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>>2800858
>"I'll see you in another life, Alabaster."
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>>2800858
No DON'T DO THIS FUCK YOU, YOU CAN NOT DO THIS
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>>2800858
Who did we fuck first? Alex or Rose?
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>>2800858

>"I'll see you in another life, Alabaster."
>Ally WAKES UP in Season 1 again and Carnelia is there
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>>2800858
>"I'll see you in another life, Alabaster."
OH

OKAY
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>>2800862
>Who did we fuck first? Alex or Rose?
Look on the bright side, Kaa-san might be alive in the other life.
Thoughts on refering to season 3 as FQ: Another Life?
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>>2800858

PRIME UNIVERSE
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>>2800858
>"I'll see you in another life, Alabaster."
Don't you fucking dare, you one-eyed bitch.
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>>2800871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRM7T9dKhb0
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Alex won't talk to you on the way out, but as you come back into the parlor, the leering bros who took you here are nowhere to be found. Did they plan to ditch you from the start, or did something else happen? It makes you not just a little paranoid. Alex, of course, is oblivious to this.

"I should have guessed..." Alex mumbles. "False friends... like always..."

"Come back to my place with me," you tell him. "I'll call an Uber."

"I need to go back to work," Alex says. "We're very close to finishing... in spite of everything you've done."

He starts for the exit as the old Asian pimp thanks him and tells him to come again.

[ ] Try to tag along with him.
[ ] Let him go.
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>>2800883
>[x] Try to tag along with him.
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>>2800883
>[ ] Let him go.
If he isn't interested, why bother?
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>>2800883
>[x] Try to tag along with him.
this bridge is already in ashes, but LET'S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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>>2800883
>[x] Try to tag along with him.
>>2800892

>this bridge is already in ashes
We can still swim across.
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>>2800883
>[x] Let him go.
I bet he didn't even fuck his hooker. He was just being loud to try to make us jealous. It didn't work.
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>>2800883
Well, Camelia did just tell us to work with Sable
[X] Try to tag along
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>>2800883
>[x] Try to tag along with him
BABY COME BACK
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>>2800858
>cleaning out the lewd juice after going deep dish dicking
>not taping it up to keep it all inside
Camelia I am disappoint.
>>2800883
Try to tag along with him
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>[x] Try to tag along with him

Closing and writing.
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>>2800883
>[x] Try to tag along with him.
It'd seem pretty wishy washy if we left now
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>>2800892
Then I'll use a flashlight and walk across its beam damn it.
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>[x] Try to tag along with him

You step into the balmy evening air of the California summer.

"Is there any way I can help?" You ask him lamely.

"Ally..." he says. The frustration is evident. "Why do you keep doing this?"

"What?"

"You keep acting like you can fix it. You can't fix it. You pretended like you cared about me so you could stop me from accomplishing the one goal of my entire life. Do you think I'm stupid?"

His eyes are filling with tears even as he tries to make this into an angry recrimination. He wipes them away with the back of his palm.

"It's not like that," you say. "It's not... you don't understand. That isn't how it happened. How can I make you understand?"

"I do understand!" Alex insists. "David Darkbloom is an egomaniac and he ruined your childhood. But I'm not David Darkbloom, and neither is Sable! The work we're doing is going to be so much more than what David Darkbloom wants to do with it! Haven't you figured out by now... don't you know..."

He stops himself, hesitating.

"Know what?"

"It was always going to be like this." He turns to leave.

You reach out, stop him. "Like what?"

Alex searches your eyes. He's obviously not sure he should be telling you this, and yet some vestige of his trust and his affection remain, despite it all. He wants you to know. "Sable was never going to let Darkbloom keep it. Sand Reckoner, I mean."

"...what?"

"She's taking it for herself as soon as it's finished. Or rather... we are. So don't worry. He was never going to have it to begin with."

A black sedan pulls alongside the curb. A man rolls down the window, checks a phone display, and looks back up. "Alex Best?"

"Yeah," he says. "Thanks for picking me up." He opens the passenger side door and gets in.

"Both? Or just you?" the Uber driver says.

"Just me," Alex replies.

The driver pulls away, leaving you all alone once more.
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>>2800929
;___;
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>>2800929
God fucking damn it
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>>2800929
Told you fuckers.
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>>2800929
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>>2800929
I don't know how to feel about this episode so far.
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So basically, Sable and Alex are planning to betray Darkbloom too.
>They were on our side all along
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Whitney sits next to you on Galatea's couch, watching the dusty CRT screen. Galatea, true to her word, is sitting at the computer in the corner and doing her best not to pay attention to the TV.

"...live from the floor of the Senate as the Intelligence Committee prepares to question Mara Darkbloom, the first of today's witnesses," a reporter is saying.

Whitney pretends to snore. You jab her with an elbow.

"What?" She says. "This is boring as shit."

"We're about to commit the biggest act of terrorism since 9/11. If this is boring, I don't want know what's exciting."

"Yeah, whatever."

You settle in and watch.
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>>2800955
And here we go.
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>>2800929

While I appreciate the idea, I have zero confidence in their ability to ruse Darkbloom.
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>>2800955
It begins.
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>>2800955
I resign myself to the fate we have chosen.
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>>2800965
>not this version
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>>2800958
I mean, you could say the same of us. He obviously knows what we're doing.

Honestly their goals are our goals and it would probably be for the best for everyone (safety-wise and also emotionally) if we could get our shit together and apologize with our big boy words. Darkbloom and/or his wife is going to murder them they second they finish their project unless they have our protection.
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>>2800968
>Nothing bad.

I have a feeling his choice was intentional.
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>>2800968
Thanks, I missed that version
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>>2800969
God, this is a clusterfuck. Everyone is screwing everyone over, no one can trust anyone and we're about to blow up a building.

This is shadowrun as fuck.
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"...point being that maybe we'd all be more private with some kind of, I don't know, net ID card," a clueless 70-something Senator suggests. "It could keep everything in its own lane, as it were."

Mara, her hands folded neatly in front of her, smiles. She leans in so her lips are close to the mic. "Senator, I think there may be some logistical issues with such a suggestion."

"Well, think about it."

"I will."

"What I want to know," another Senator cuts in, sounding to all the world like Foghorn fucking Leghorn, "is how you make sure that no one on Facebook -- now if I have a private account, or some private information, right? How do I know my aunt -- Mrs. Darkbloom, I don't like my aunt, let's say I don't like my aunt -- how can I be plum certain that she isn't able to snoop on me? I mean forget about the companies snooping on us for a second, how do we know, if we set a switch to say private, that we can't be snooped on by other users?"

Even Mara Darkbloom is thrown a little by this word salad. "I think what you're asking," she finally says, "is how we keep malicious actors from getting into your account. We have a number of cutting-edge firewalls to prevent just such a thing from happening."

"But it happened," he says.

"Yes it did. And I can assure you it will never happen again."

"How can we know that?"

"Because I'm telling you." Her voice is icy.
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"...to make sure the handshake between A and B are authentic, and isn't being spoofed by C," Nelson Berenstoin explains, pointing to another part of his complex diagram with a telescoping rod. "Therefore, another man-in-the-middle attack like 3/10 would be impossible."

Silence from the committee.

Finally, one of them is brave enough to try: "But what if C pretends to be B?"

Nelson lets out a frustrated laugh. "That's what I'm telling you. This entire process is designed to prevent that."

More silence.

The same senator tries again: "But what if C pretends to be A? Is there any mechanism to prevent that?"

Nelson is stunned.

"Yes," he finally says. "It... uh, it works the same way."

Silence.

"Thank you," the chairman finally says.
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>>2800994
>>2800981
God, I know this is all technically supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, but I hate how accurate it was when it actually fucking happened.
How the fuck do these people stay in charge again?
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>>2800994
It would be so sad if this wasn't so dead-on realistic.
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>>2800998
>How the fuck do these people stay in charge again?
The don't die.
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>>2801004
Pretty much exactly this.
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"The committee recognizes Cerise Soliloquy."

Steeling herself, she closes her eyes, sighs, and stands. The camera pulls back to a wide angle as she strides to the table. Someone thrusts a bible in front of her, and she puts her hand on it, holding the other up to take her oath.

As she settles in, Rose is visible in frame behind her, sitting in the galley. You smile. She'll be a nice diversion, if necessary. Or even if not necessary.

The chairman, a senator Mitch Warner, clears his throat and says in an obnoxious Atlantic accent: "now you're sworn in, and this is just like a court of law, you know, Ms. Sololioquy. So a lie would be perjury. And that's a criminal liability. You understand?"

"Y-yes."

"Then let's begin."
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>>2801015
It begins.
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>>2800998

I hate you OP. I hate you for getting this so right. I hate you. So. Much.
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>>2801015
The suspense is fucking killing me, but at least it isn't killing actual characters yet
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>>2801015
>Ms. Sololioquy
Is this a typo or is he so retarded he can't pronounce the word "Soliloquy"?
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>>2801015
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>>2801015
inb4
>You are Cerise Soliloquy, accessory to terrorism and totally not gay
>[ ] Write in
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>>2801024
Even if it's a typo that's 100% in character for this sort of thing
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>>2801027
>[x] PANIC
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>>2801027
He's dead before any of the characters are.
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>>2801015

I want to be that bible!
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"Your resume is... not very impressive, I have to be honest," a Senator Paul is saying, punctuating his words with a pencil held in a lobster-like grip. "How exactly is it that a high school graduate with-- no prior work experience, is qualified to head an investigation of this size?"

"I, ah, l-learned on the job," Cerise says, stammering. "I worked for this company for four years before taking on a new role--"

"Yes, we know." Another Senator now, Wyvern, of Oregon. "Maybe you can speak to the way Darkbloom Analytics is snuffing out competition, then. It's anti-competitive, the way this company is choking out the competition. Something stinks here, like bad athlete's foot."

Cerise coughs. "I-- don't know what to say," she admits. "I really don't work with competition or any of that. Only with server management, and, uh, recently... recently, the investigation."

You decide now is a good time to divert a little attention, since Cerise is really struggling. You flick the switch on your remote control. In the background, Rose's reaction is unmistakable. Her eyes widen and then she squirms just a little as she gets used to it. You only have her on the lowest setting now, and she knows it, and she looks more frightened than anything.

"Let's get to 3/10," Mitch Warner interrupts. "Were you at the facility that night?"

Cerise hesitates. Finally: "Yes."

You flick the remote a little higher. Rose's lips part. Even at this low resolution it's obvious that she's having a hard time containing herself.

"What were you doing there?"

"My job was server maintenance. At the time, we didn't know anything unusual was going on... I was running my typical diagnostics, when we got a call from, uh, Nelson Berenstoin that there had been a data breach..."

She continues to explain the frantic hours of the hack as you idly play with the remote in your hand. People in the audience are starting to notice as Rose sways and her jaw slackens stupidly.

"We're not here for your long-winded explanations, Ms. Soliloquy." Senator Wyvern, again. "We're not here to sit around, just, smelling your flatulence as if it's the best thing in the world. We need real answers here."

"...What?" Cerise is stupefied.

"Are you the hacker known as Galatea?" He demands.

"No," Cerise says, firmly and instantly.

"Do you know her?"

Cerise's "no" here is much less convincing.
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>>2801047
So we kill Wyvern first, right?
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>>2801047
>"We're not here to sit around, just, smelling your flatulence as if it's the best thing in the world."
Senator Wyvern confirmed for /csg/uy
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>>2801047
>Wyvern

It should be illegal to have such a metal last name.
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>>2801047
>You flick the switch on your remote control. In the background, Rose's reaction is unmistakable
Jesus, the reach on this thing. Am I crazy, or is this an excessive range for a damn RC vibrator? It's being put to good use, but still.
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>>2801059
This is the part you've decided to question the plausibility of?
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>>2801059
I'm more impressed by the fact that there seems to be no delay in the broadcast.
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>>2801059
They make wifi enabled ones. Maybe it's connected to a phone app or something.
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>>2801066
>Darkbloom and Camelia can see Rose ejaculate
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"...it's like a big tube," Senator Cane, of Arizona, explains in his rickety voice. This has been going on for two full minutes now. "If you put too many things in the tube, you're exposed. You have to put them in one at a time. You don't just, dump a bunch of food down the drain without a garbage disposal. Data is a lot... internet is more complex of course but you have to think of it the same way. How do we keep the internet from being clogged with all that data?"

Cerise is quiet for a long time and looks like she's about to really lose her shit. How the fuck do you respond to that?

You have Rose at the max setting, and have for a while now. She's hugging herself under her knees, her face all droopy and drooly, totally blissed out. Someone strides down the aisle, walks over to her, offers her help, but she waves them off. Half the room is paying more attention to her than to Cerise.

Cerise finally gets her bearings again. "Senator Cane," she says, "with all due respect... I think there are more important questions to consider. Can we move on?"

The galley laughs, and even this doddering old man gets that the room isn't on his side. "Yes, that will be fine," he says.

This begins a second phase of Cerise's testimony: one in which, suddenly, she seems to have realized something you knew already. That these stupid motherfuckers have no idea what they're saying, and therefore, she can reply however she likes. She becomes much more confident.
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>>2801067
Darkbloom, Camelia, Kay, and Noelle have all watched us cum inside of someone.
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>>2801069
atta girl
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>>2801071
Saul is probably watching too.
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>>2801069

Any layman knows that the internet is merely a series of tubes.
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>>2801067
She's on C-SPAN, anyone can see her ejaculate.
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"You've seen the video that recently came out?" Warner asks.

"I don't--"

"Of course you have. And surely you also know there's a rumor of another video? One in which your own brother..." he checks his notes. "Alabaster, is his name? A video in which Darkbloom does much the same to him, as he does to that poor, innocent young girl."

Cerise bites her lip. "I'm aware of the rumor, yes."

"Do you know whether such a video actually exists?"

"I can't say," Cerise replies.

"Ms. Soliloquy, I'll cut to the chase. Are you and your brother involved with this hack? Is this a revenge plot--"

"Leave my brother out of this," Cerise says. Her voice is just as cold as Mara's.

"Excuse me?" the Senator says, feigning indignation.

"You heard me. Leave my brother out of this."

"All right, fine. Are you involved with this hack, Ms. Soliloquy? Are you taking revenge on David Darkbloom?"

"No I am not. I had no foreknowledge or involvement. And that is all I will say."

They stare each other down.

"This is some fuckin' Mexican Telenovela shit here," Whitney says. "Holy fuck. Your sister is a badass."

Your phone buzzes. You check the display: Sable Guiteau.

"Hello?"

"Alabaster. Please come to my office at once."

"Really. Just like that. I'm not fired anymore?"

"You're still fired. But I need you."

[ ] Go.
[ ] Refuse.
[ ] Demand more information first.
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>>2801087
Refuse
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>>2801087
When duty calls
[X] Go
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>>2801087
>[X] Go.
There is literally nothing she could say that would stop me
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>>2801087
>[x] Go.
I want to keep watching. But it's part of the plan.
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>>2801087
>[X] Go.
Booty calls.
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>>2801087
[x] Go.
fuck it
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>>2801087
>[x] Go.
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>>2801087
>[x] Go.
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>>2801087
>[x] Go
It's our mission.

>Whitney watches Mexican Telenovelas
[laughs in spanish]
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>[x] Go.

Closing and writing.
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>>2801087
[X] Demand more information first.
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[X] Go.
>Well I need you and Alex too.
>Especially Alex.
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>>2801087
>[x] Go.
This is probably a trap or something but fuck it
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>Sometime in the past.

"This is for the best," David insists. "Once Gustav and I are established, we'll be at the very forefront of bio-engineering and artificial intelligence. We'll be the architects of the new frontier in human knowledge. And one day soon, you'll be a part of it too. We already plan to bring you aboard in five or six years - once you're done with college."

Renee is skeptical. "He told me about your business plan, though. What does credit card processing have to do with AI?"

"It's just to get the wheels greased," David says. "The world wide web is the future of finance and shopping. Not many people recognize it yet. To get in on the ground floor of that opens up an absolutely massive flow of capital -- capital I can redirect where it's really needed."

"Why does it have to be you?" Renee asks, getting to the heart of the matter. "Why not Professor Eichman? Can't he go get everything set up and let you stay here teaching?"

"Does that make any difference, as far as you're concerned?" David asks. He sincerely wants to know. "Either way, you'll be back in school again in a couple weeks."

Renee sighs uncertainly. Her fingers fidget and worry against the edge of the desk. "I'll be in college soon, though... I was looking forward to your classes, that's all..."

David rolls his massive shoulders. He's beginning to get uncomfortable with the situation, as he often does when Renee is alone with him in his office.

"I lost a coin flip, to tell you the honest truth. As silly as it is. I didn't want to leave the university, but one of us has to get the business going... and I suppose it will have to be me."
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"Is that... is that why..." Renee's lower lip trembles and she stumbles over her words. But finally she comes out with it, all at once: "Is that why you're marrying that horrible woman, too? You lost a coin flip?"

David's expression is placid. "There are marriages of love and there are marriages of convenience," he explains. "In any case, Gustav isn't exactly the marrying type..."

"What about me?" Renee demands. Her voice is catching. She's about to break down.

David sighs. He puts a firm, broad hand on her shoulder to soothe her. "Renee, this isn't the right--"

"I love you, Professor Darkbloom! Okay? I know you love me, too!" She starts to weep. "Don't leave me, please... let me come with you..."

David knew this was coming and hoped it wouldn't. At least not yet.

"I'm -- sorry," he manages. This is maybe the first time he has ever apologized to anyone. "You're an extraordinary girl, Renee. You'll grow into an even more extraordinary woman--"

"I'm not a girl!" She shouts. "Tell me you didn't mean it when you kissed me that day! Tell me it's not true! I won't believe you!"

"That was a mistake. I shouldn't have done it."

David reaches out to hold her by both shoulders now, but she wiggles away from his grip. "Why? Why was it a mistake?"

"You're only 16. It's not -- it wouldn't be --" David tries to find the right words. "This isn't goodbye forever. You understand. In a few years, depending on how things go, if you still feel the same way--"

"That's not enough," Renee sobs. "You say all these nice things about me and treat me like I'm your girlfriend and then you just leave me for something else! Why would you do that?"

"Renee... Renee, please... Renee, for god's sake..." but David can't console the young girl sitting across from him who's crying bitter tears into her own hands.

Except with this: in a voice hardly like his usual leonine roar, he admits, "I love you."

Renee's crying slows to a stop. She looks at him through rheumy, disbelieving eyes.

"I love you," he repeats. "Damn me to hell, I love you more than anything."
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>>2801104
>>2801113
>"I love you," he repeats. "Damn me to hell, I love you more than anything."

FUCK YOU

I don't like the concept you're putting down, but I LOVE the execution.
I love seeing human, fallible, vulnerable Darkbloom.
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>>2801113
Holy shit.
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>>2801113
God damn it why does Darkbloom have to be a human this season and not an evil robot bastard
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>>2801113
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>>2801113
>>2801106
Also, our beloved cake is 37 or 38. Nice.
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>>2801129
Is she? My calculations had her at around 34, though that's assuming that Vivian was conceived around the time of this flashback.
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>>2801113

Darkbloom had a hard life. He rejected a perfectly good JK to prevent her from suffering a harem life with Mara.
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>>2801113
....We cucked Darkbloom. Oh god, how can he like us back then? What in the actual fuck is going on behind that dude's head?

I'll give you that OP, I'm still not exactly sure what to make of this dude. I mean, I still want him dead for Kaa-san's death. But I can never pinpoint exactly what he wants.
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>>2801134
Junior Kakey?
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>>2801133
Rounding all ages up.
>We already plan to bring you aboard in five or six years - once you're done with college.
>Brought aboard in 2002
>2002 - 6 is 1996
>16 in 1996 means birth in 1980
>2018 - 1980 is 38

Amber is stated to be around 3 or 4 in the video.
She was born in 1998.
The year Renee was 18.
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>>2801135
In season 1, Darkbloom was sending goons to Renee's house to rough her up. In season 2, he framed her for a murder attempt he orchestrated. If he actually still has feelings for Renee, then this is him getting his just desserts.
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>>2801139
Ah.

Oh.
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The whole of Darkbloom Analytics' staff are gathered beneath a giant LCD screen in the lobby, watching the Senate testimony, as you pass by security. No one even notices you.

Darkbloom is just finishing reading his opening statement. The people in the lobby are whispering in shock about something else, though, something you suspect is unrelated to Darkbloom's statement. Did you miss something important with Cerise's time before the committee while you were driving here?

You take a brief second to check the first source of news you can think of: /csg/.

>WHAT WHAT WHAT

>oh my fucking god HOLY SHIT

>DID SHE SERIOUSLY JUST FUCKING SAY THAT

Your stomach sinks. It's just post after post of this.

>HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

>NO FUCKING WAY

>This is history. We're literally watching history unfold.

You scroll through stunned reaction after stunned reaction, but no one will fucking say what it was. Stupid assholes...

Until you see it:

>Cerise just accused David Darkbloom of murdering her parents. Live on national TV. Holy FUCK.

Oh no. No, no no.

But you can't think about that now.

Galatea's spoofed evacuation order should be clearing the building in less than half an hour. You hope. Not much time to do whatever it is Sable has planned. You need to move, and quickly, or it's all going to go to hell.
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>>2801144
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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>>2801144
Do or die.
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>>2801144
O H F U C K
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>>2801144
oh god oh god oh god
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>>2801137

>>2801144

Ohhh man.
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>>2801144
Man she turned that the fuck around
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In Sable's office, her and Alex are the only people. "It needs to see your eye," Sable explains.

"Why?"

"It can download the old version of the platform from your implant. It needs that as the base to install the new one over it."

Alex watches curiously from behind Sable as she produces the Penelope implant. You're sort of wigging out, just seeing it -- knowing what you know, how a nearly identical device was put in you, it brings back unpleasant flashes, intrusive images.

Sable holds the grain shaped end in front of your face. "Focus on it," she tells you, not unlike a hypnotist.

You focus on it.

"Ally..." Alex says, but you can hardly look at him right now. "Thank you..."

"Don't mention it," you mumble.

"I just did," he replies.

The device flashes amber for a few seconds, and then the light transitions to a smooth, steady white.

"Thank you," Sable says, echoing Alex. She steps back. "You may go now."

"Certainly the fuck not," you say. "I'm involved now. I'm seeing it through to the end. So is that it? Is Sand Reckoner done?"

"No," Sable says. "One more step. It needs a direct uplink to the servers to retrieve the rest of the data-base." She pauses, regarding you. "I suppose you can come along. Nothing you can do to stop it now."
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>>2801144
>You scroll through stunned reaction after stunned reaction, but no one will fucking say what it was. Stupid assholes...

Every fucking time.
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>>2801154
>Nothing you can do to stop it now."
So when do we post it?
You know?
It?
What we all came here for?
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>>2801154
>Nothing you can do to stop it now
NO BRAKES
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>>2801154
>"Ally..." Alex says, but you can hardly look at him right now. "Thank you..."
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>>2801144
>Cerise just accused David Darkbloom of murdering her parents. Live on national TV. Holy FUCK.
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>>2801144
>Cerise just accused David Darkbloom of murdering her parents. Live on national TV. Holy FUCK.
SHIT SHIT SHIT! JUST WHEN I THOUGHT SHIT COULDN'T GET WORSE OP DROPS THAT BOMBSHELL
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In the server room, it turns out there is at least one other Darkbloom Analytics employee who isn't watching the testimony. Some toadlike, fat, pale hardware monkey whose job it is to maintain the servers in Cerise's absence.

"Uh, you can't do that," he warns, his voice nasally, as Sable approaches one of the server towers and hooks up a laptop.

"I'm the CTO and I do as I please," Sable says without even glancing his way. "If you have a problem, go file for unemployment."

He shrinks back.

Sable prepares to hook up the device to her laptop, through a strange adapter. Behind you, Alex tugs on your sleeve.

"Uh... you might want to step back," he warns.

"What? Why?"

And then like thunder, there's an earsplitting crack, followed by the flying of sparks, and the entire room goes dark.

"What the fuck!" You shout.

You stand there stupefied in the pitch blackness for a few seconds until backup generators kick in and the servers clack to life again, one at a time, starting from the wall opposite and cascading forward. Their strange blue light is the only illumination now.

And as the servers come to life again, there is also the wailing of klaxons. A fire alarm.

Not now...

You have control over the final detonation, but you know these two aren't going to leave until whatever Sable wants to do is over. This is the worst possible timing.

"Feel free to go," Sable tells you.

"That's a fire alarm," you try. "We all should go."

Sable wheels, grabs you by the collar. "That was your fire alarm. I'm not leaving."

She lets you go.

Goddamn it. Not now. Not now.

"Ms. Guiteau... do those lights on the towers--"

"Yes," she says. "They're all down. They'll be down for about an hour." She watches a progress bar on her laptop screen.

You look at Alex. "Darkbloom's servers?"

He nods.
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>>2801179
Ruined.
There is no way this works out in anyone's favor.
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That bomb's going off at 4:21 whether we want it to or not.
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>>2801179
>>2801182

Next Vivian will show up in a gothloli firefighter's outfit to protect the company.
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>>2801183
You stop that.
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>>2801179
Well, Gentlemen.

It has been an honor.
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>>2801184
No, even worse.
Fazil will be here to help everyone out of the building
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You head for the stairwell leading back to the lobby. There's no use arguing with them. Alex said they intended to leave with the device in hand, right? The best you can do is wait it out, then... make sure they're out of the building... and hope by the time they're gone, you can still hit the button.

The vast lobby of Darkbloom Analytics is eerie without anyone else to populate it. The shrill whine of the fire alarm rings in your ears and echoes off the sleekly curved walls. Lights along the ceiling flash bright white over and over for the benefit of the hearing-impaired.

And then you notice it: on the big LCD screen, David Darkbloom is frozen.

At first you think the feed is just messed up, but it isn't. One of the Senators is trying to get his attention. "Mr. Darkbloom? Mr. Darkbloom?"

He just sits there with a glass of water to his lips, as still as stone.

"Mr. Darkbloom, is this a joke? Are you trying to mock us? This is outrageous!"

No response whatsoever. Someone walks in front of him and waves a hand in front of his face. Snaps. Nudges him. Nothing.

"Someone call an ambulance..." a Senator says.

A notification buzzed on your phone:

>BREAKING: massive power outage on West Coast. Entire state of California, Oregon, Washington, Nevada, Utah without power. Parts of Wyoming, Idaho, New Mexico and Arizona also affected.
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>>2801191
OH FUCK IS HE A ROBOT
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>>2801191
Is he a fucking robot?! Penelope/ Sand Reckoner itself?
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>>2801193
Saw that coming from a mile away.
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>>2801191
... I had a hunch he was a fucking robot. I thought I was crazy.
The way he treated everyone with that cold cordiality. Always friendly and affable. He's the fucking Sybil System. Whaaaaat the fuck.
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>>2801191
>He just sits there with a glass of water to his lips, as still as stone.
I-I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID HE WAS AN EVIL ROBOT OP
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>>2801191
>BREAKING: massive power outage on West Coast. Entire state of California, Oregon, Washington, Nevada, Utah without power. Parts of Wyoming, Idaho, New Mexico and Arizona also affected.
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>2801191

Out of the many possible implications, a resounding 100% of them induce panic.
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>>2801191

I'm actually amazed I didn't see

>END OF FUCKQUEST EPISODE 14
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>>2801213
STOP I STILL HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
DON'T YOU BRING THAT EVIL ON ME
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>He just sits there with a glass of water to his lips, as still as stone.
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The C-SPAN testimony cuts away, and that's the end. All that's left is gobsmacked pundits trying to pick apart the clusterfuck they just witnessed. You're as confused as they are.

You feel a gun to your head.

"Alabaster! We keep meeting in the strangest of places."

It's Vasily Kerimov. And now, goons push past, led at the fore by Stasi Lebedev herself -- headed for the stairs to the server room.

"Vasily..." you stammer.

"Go home now," he says. "We'll take it from here."

"I--"

"Da da da--" he tuts. "I know you've got some devices underneath the building, which is why you are not dead on the floor right now. Go and defuse them. You have until midnight."

"Why should I?" You sneer.

"I think there are some people you care about downstairs," he says. "Stasi has just gone to greet them hello."
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>>2801216

Haha, you're right what am I saying?

it will be this next update that has that
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>>2801213
That only makes me scared something worse is going to happen
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>>2801224
NO NOT NOW
FUCK OFF RUSSKIE FUCKS
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So.

We know where Sand Reckoner is (partially).

It's in Washington DC.

So where's David Darkbloom.

>>2801225
You're wrong.

>>2801226
You're right.
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>>2801224
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>2801224
FUCK OFF KULAKS DESERVED IT
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>>2801229
>So where's David Darkbloom.
...
He never fucking left the building. That son of a fucking bitch.
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>>2801179
>>2801191
>>2801224
>posted at 10 minute intervals

we're actually ending this thread at 4:21 aren't we
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>>2801224

If only we had been fatally wounded enough in the past to warrant an invincible cyborg body.
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The Russian mob can't kill your friends if you kill your friends first
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>>2801224
WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE LEFT THEM BEHIND >:(
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Guys, hold me, I'm scared.
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>>2801238
And what would we have done if we were with them, also get shot dead?
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>>2801229

Doesn't count my reply happened after that last update!
:^)
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>>2801243
They can't shoot us, we have the detonator.
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>>2801224
BLOW IT FUCK THE VATNIKS
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You spend at least an hour underneath Darkbloom Analytics trying to defuse the bombs you made, but there are too many, and you're never going to make it in time for the deadline. You need to do something else -- something drastic -- you need help. From Tyrus and his men. You need to eliminate the Russians now, while they're all in one place. It's your only chance.

---

You burst through the door of Galatea's apartment. "Whitney, we need to call--"

Whitney and Galatea are crowded around Galatea's computer screen.

"Citizens of Earth, this is it!" Camelia cries. "Here is David Darkbloom! He's here to answer for his crimes!"

Camelia is livestreaming from what looks like an abandoned warehouse. Darkbloom is tied firmly to the chair, groggily coming to. It reminds you, with a shudder, of your nightmare.

The view counter is in the tens of millions. She's got the attention of the whole nation - the whole world.

[ ] Watch it.
[ ] No time. You need to get going.
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>>2801248
what the FUCK
[x] No time. You need to get going.
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>>2801248
>[X ] Watch it.
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>>2801248
>[X] No time
WE HAVE SMILES TO PROTECT
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>>2801248

>[ ] Watch it.
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>>2801248
[x] No time. You need to get going.
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>>2801248
>[ ] No time. You need to get going.
FUCKING CATACLYSM
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>>2801248
[x] Watch it
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>>2801248
[X] Watch it
If it is fated that people will die then they have only fate to curse for giving them such an unfortunate death.
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>>2801248
WHA WHA WHA WHA WHAT THE FUCK
CAN'T WE PLAY IT ON OUR PHONE WHILE WE DO WHAT WE NEED TO DO?
>[X] Listen on phone, get going
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>>2801248
>[x] Watch it.
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>>2801248

Watch it, it wouldn't be helping russians if we weren't watching some poor quality torture streams!
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>>2801248
>[ ] No time. You need to get going.

I have no clue what's happening
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>>2801248
>[x] No time. You need to get going.
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>>2801248
>[X ] Watch it.
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>>2801248
>[x] Watch it.
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>[X ] Watch it.

Closing and writing.

Strap in.
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>>2801248
>[x] No time. You need to get going.
This is all for nothing if we don't do what we gotta do
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Please think of the smiles everyone. If we sit around watching livestreams we're not going to be able to save everyone
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I have no ass and I am being anally pounded
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PANICKING
WARMLY
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>>2801268
>Strap in.
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS
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>sable and alex are going to die because we wanted to watch a live execution
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>>2801268
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>>2801270
>we're not going to be able to save everyone
Good.
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>>2801268
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>>2801275
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>>2801280
or alternatively: fuk u
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>>2801275
THEY CHOSE THIS WHEN THEY CHOSE SAND RECKONER OVER OUR DICK!
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I need to be awake early tomor...today.
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Wow you guys actually killed our waifus to watch a livestream that is 100% being recorded. Hope your happy
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THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
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>>2801283
So tomorrow but not tomorrow tomorrow?
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>>2801286
Not yet. Wait for OP to post the Mili cover. Then we can all despair together.
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>>2801286
It was never going to end any other way.
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>>2801285
They weren't that good anyway.
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>>2801285
Kino is meant to be watched live.
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>>2801290
Say whatever you want about them but their lives are much more valuable then watching a stupid stream
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>>2801294

No need to worry Anonymous-dono, we have until midnight anyways. They're also actually valuable personnel, so they probably won't kill them.
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>>2801295
Sand Reckoner is finished, nobody needs them for anything (besides us, for cuddling)
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I think we should send it all down on top of them and the Russians just because doing what the Russian Mafia says is almost never a good thing, with the one exception being if you ARE the Russian Mafia.
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T-1 minute
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I'm ready to die, OP.
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>>2801295
You're much more optimistic than I anon...
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Time to perish
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This can only end in sadness
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It didn't happen.

Now I'm only more worried.
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>no 4:21 climax
oh op, you card
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>>2801312
clearly we're waiting until 4 minutes 21 seconds past 4:21
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>>2801309
Man it's been a while since I've seen that pic
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I keep expecting an update to /csg/ mid-thread, but maybe I'm just paranoid.
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>>2801319
I'm constantly refreshing /csg/, both Twitters, the Pastebin, and the ghost thread. You're not alone, friend.
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>>2801321
For research purposes, where would one find this ghost thread?
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>>2801325
It's a 100% no-gay zone, but it's also easy to find through the pastebin links in the OP.
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>>2801321
>/csg/
> both Twitters
>Both
Wait what?
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>>2801329
The Kay Vera twitter in the latest news post is real, Anonymous-dono!
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>>2801329
Kay got a twitter
https://twitter.com/KayVera89
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>>2801329
Kay has a Twitter so he can kill off Cerise and still make updates.
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>>2801333
NO I WAS SHITPOSTING WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT, DON'T GIVE HIM THE IDEA
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>>2801334
He already had it, you know it's true.
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>>2801333
Wow.... I never even thought about it like that
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>>2801335
Nuh uh, everyone's going to come home safe and sound and nothing bad is going to happen and Gal is going to gift Cerise with a really ugly scarf.
rember happy day ;_;
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>>2801340
Rember that happy day was posted at 4:21
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>>2801343
HE'S LIVING IN MY HEAD RENT FREE
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>>2801343
God, it actually was
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>>2801351
This is the power of Sand Reckoner.
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>>2801351
4 years, 4 days, and 12 hours ago exactly.
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>>2801357
>Darkbloom wants to use Sand Reckoner to make everyone forget
>I want to use it to make everyone remember

ALWAY
REMBER
HAPPY
DAY
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It is not enough for OP to take our future
He must also take our past
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Darkbloom is still only half-conscious, his head drooping. Camelia rouses him with a slap to the face.

"Wake up, you piece of shit."

With apparent effort, he brings his head level and looks at her.

"Deep fake, huh?" She says. "Is this a deep fake too?"

She jams a switchblade into his kneecap. He roars in agony. She lets it sit there for a moment against the patella, then rips it out with a sickening squelch.

"Look at me, motherfucker!"

Darkbloom brings his breathing back to normal and faces his torturer.

"I could do this for ten years and it wouldn't even be one percent of the pain you inflicted on me!" Camelia says. "Here!"

She pulls off her eyepatch. The reaction is instantaneous, way worse than when she stabbed him: he wails in utter agony as Camelia stares directly into his eyes.

"Stop! Stop! Stop!!!" He pleads.

Camelia is getting woozy. She stumbles back like a drunk, almost falls over. She braces herself against his knee and puts on her eyepatch again.

She turns to the camera, still unsteady. "That's what he did, everyone. He fucked with my brain. He did it for himself. To give himself power. Over me, over you. That's why..."

She turns, suddenly frenzied again: "Admit it! Admit it's the truth! Tell everyone what you did to me!"

Darkbloom finally speaks. "Yes. It's true."

"You took my childhood! You killed my parents!"

"It's true."

She stabs him again, this time in the calf. He screams. His trousers become darkly stained with his own blood.

"Amber..." he says through gritted teeth. "You must listen to me now. It doesn't need to be this way."

"You killed my parents. And not just mine. The parents of three other innocent people."

"You have immense power! More than anyone! You could--"

She stabs him in the other leg. His screams break his voice. He sits there with his mouth open like a python who has unhinged its jaw, but no sound escapes. As much as you hate the man, this is difficult to see. It's somehow like watching someone torture a deity to death.

"What do you want?" He asks miserably when he can speak again. "Say it! It's yours! I can give you anything!"

Like that, Darkbloom has been reduced to begging for his life.
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>>2801360
JESUS CHRIST
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Camelia pulls a bullet from her pocket. She holds it up for him to see. "This has been waiting for ten years now. The only thing I want is for it to go inside your skull."

"I have loved you like a daughter!" Darkbloom shouts, his neck muscles straining, his forehead sweating. There it is: the same line he used on you. "You-- and Anna-- and Alabaster-- you could be the dauphins of a new world! You could shepherd humanity to something greater! You could--"

She stabs him in the stomach. He vomits. It's horrible, and more than that, it's pathetic.

Coughing, he tries again, but his voice is weak: "if you kill me-- listen to me-- you know we are linked. You froze too, when the servers were down, didn't you? It's not a coincidence." Camelia is loading her revolver now. "If you kill me, it will kill you, too! Don't be stupid! It doesn't need to be like this!"

"Who cares about that?" Camelia says. "I was dead the moment you put this implant in my eye."

She puts the gun to his forehead and pulls the trigger.

There's a flash, a splatter of gore.

Darkbloom slumps over. Dead.

Distantly, your mind goes to Vivian. You know she must have seen this, too.

Camelia turns to face the camera.

"Citizens of Earth, that was only phase one. The rest yous with lie--" she stops, blinking, confused. "Sorry. The rest lies with you. There are other men like Dark block... um, Darkbloom... there are other things to-- you have to rise up-- I'm sorry, I lost my place..."

She's swaying, but she doesn't seem to notice it.

"You must... finish..." she says. She's badly slurring her words now. "Finish the..."

A trickle of blood comes down her cheek, from underneath her eyepatch.

She reached up, feels it with thin fingers. "Oh..." she mutters. "So soon..."

And then she falls over.

The livestream cuts out.
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>>2801366
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THREE HOURS LATER.

The plane is in the air. Cerise and Rose sit at the very back, feeling very alone, although Nelson is right beside them.

"The known is finished," Nelson mutters.

"What?" Cerise says.

"Nothing. An old line from an old book."

Up front, a man in a dapper suit is talking with Mara, who wipes away crocodile tears with a tissue. Cerise listens in.

"We need to talk about his will," the man says. "I know this is difficult."

"No, please. Go on."

"It's the longest will I've ever seen - over 1,000 pages - but the real headline here is the first sentence. The rest just clarifies. 'To my eldest daughter: everything.'"

Mara nods. "I understand. Vivian is still a minor, so it will have to go into trust--"

"Mara."

She sniffles.

"I'm David's personal attorney. I've known him since before you married him. I know that Vivian is not his eldest daughter."

Mara isn't crying anymore. "This is going to be a problem for you if you say another word," she tells him.

"Then it's a problem for me."
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[X] DETONATE
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>>2801366
What the fuck is even happening
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Galatea's apartment is full of some very scary looking men with some very scary looking guns. Galatea is hiding under her bed.

Whitney pushes you. "You stupid jerk! You're not going with these fucking crazy people on a suicide mission!"

"Alex is there..." you say. "I need to make sure--"

"Fuck you! And fuck that snotty little twink! You're the one I care ab--"

Her phone rings, again. She drops the call, again.

"Who is that?" You say.

"I don't fucking know. Some blocked number."

"Answer it. It could be important."

The call comes through yet again, and this time Whitney takes it.

"Hello? ... yeah, you're speaking to her. One and only. What do you want?"

She glances around the room full of armed black thugs.

"Sure I'm alone," she lies.

She listens carefully.

She falls to the ground.

There's a look on her face that you've never seen before: utter, very real fear.
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>>2801376
OH NO
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>>2801376
my fucking god
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>>2801372
[X] DETONATE
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>>2801376
BAD VIBES BAD VIBES
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>>2801376
WHAT WHAT WHAT
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>>2801376

You mean Darkbloom being concerned for Whitney was genuine I...FAWK
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April 20, 1996

Renee is still wired to a number of beeping monitors when David enters the hospital room.

In her arms is a newborn baby girl.

"Who knows about this?" He asks.

"Is that the first thing you want to know?" Renee says. "You bastard..."

"It's important. Please."

"No one. I came with a false ID. As far as anyone knows, I'm 19 year old Renee Wellick."

He steps closer. "...May I?" He asks.

She hands him the bundle, and for the first time he gets a look at the child's face.

"She's... beautiful," he says. He sits on the edge of the bed, cradling her, bouncing her gently on his knee.

He turns. "You should have told me sooner."

"I didn't know what to do... I didn't even know until a couple months ago..."

He looks back at the baby. "Shh," he says as she fusses.

"I still don't know what to do..." Renee adds.

"Renee... the reason I ask who knows about this..." he struggles to find his words. "I've learned some things about Mara that greatly disturb me. Renee, she is a dangerous, vindictive woman... connected to horrible people... if she ever were to know about this..."

"You can't be serious," Renee says.

"We need to make sure she's safe, above all else. We need to keep her safe. And -- your schooling, too, cannot afford this disruption--"

"I hate you." Her voice is flat and dead.

"This is temporary. I will make sure she--" he looks down again, at the beautiful baby girl he made. "She doesn't need our help, anyway. With our genetics, she is certain to be the smartest girl in the universe."

Renee is crying.

"Does she have a name?" David asks.

"Whitney."

"It's perfect. I'll make sure she keeps it, wherever she ends up."

He rocks Whitney back and forth. "This is temporary," he repeats. "One day, she will claim her birthright. One day she will be Whitney Darkbloom."

END OF EPISODE 14.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hOkIEXn1gc
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>>2801376
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>>2801268
>Strap in.

I listened, but I didn't listen hard enough.
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>>2801385
I FUCKING KNEW IT
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>>2801385
YOU
FUCKING
WHAT
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>>2801385
>With our genetics, she is certain to be the smartest girl in the universe.
I was right.

Fuck you all.

I was right.
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>>2801385
I'm actually in tears. Oh my fucking god.
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>>2801385
W H A T
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>>2801385
WHAT
THE
FUCK
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>>2801385
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2801385
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
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Whitneyfags 1, everyone else, goose eggs.
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>>2801385
>(Nothing Bad)
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>>2801385

>Certain to be the smartest girl in the universe
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>>2801385
Oh shit, we could have brought Whitney with us instead of Cerise when we went to meet her.
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>>2801404
FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>2800029
WHITNEY FAGS WIN! WE WIN!

I want Amber back. She's so great. Its a shame she's possibly braindead. Maybe this is why Darkbloom experimented with intelligence.

Also Renne getting her virginity taken by someone else, p a i n
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>>2801410
I wouldn't want to win like this.
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Whitneyfags 1, Cerisefags -1
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>>2801404
Oh anons, all the choices we've made
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>>2801407
I mean, Whitney did just inherit everything Darkbloom has left, and she loves us, so we just inherited all of that by extension. So, you know, silver lining.
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>>2801415
there is absolutely no way it's going to go that smoothly
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To recap:
Darkbloom is dead
Carmilla is dead
...And Whitney just watched her real father die.

I don't know anymore.
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>>2801385

In before the Episode 15 is named: Sins of the Father
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>>2801404
And we could have let her work for her dad.
We thought we were so smart, keeping her uninvolved.
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>>2801385
Absolute madman
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>>2801403
Watch out universe, here she comes: THE WORLDS SMARTEST GIRL
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>>2801421
Nice 421, satan.
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>>2801415
She also inherited the ire of Vivian and Mara Darkbloom, the entire Russian mafia, and half the fucking planet.
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>>2801410

Personally I don't mind a universe where sensei and Darkbloom worked out at least initially, even if just for the Whitney origin reveal. The Amber business is pretty rough though.
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>whitney helped us fuck her half-sister last episode
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>>2801421
Well to be fair it was the best decision to make with what we knew
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>>2801429
Wow... that makes that last lewd a lot hotter
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>>2801428
if it weren't for the parent murder and the forced child surgery without anaesthetic i don't think i'd even have a problem with david this season desu. mara deserves to have a bullet through every inch of her body though
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>>2801428
Her having P, a russian manager makes sense.

The lawyer is probabpy how Mara and Dave met.
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>>2801433
E-every inch?
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Anon who "solved" Fuck Quest, was this the twist? Or is there some-fucking-how more?
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>>2801412
That's because you're a worthless cuckold. Victory, at any price. A slagged throne is better than none.
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I still can't get over how Darkblooms concern for Whitney was genuine, we could've given them father daughter bonding moments before he died and we fucked it up!
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And now, OP's compendium of hints that Whitney is David's child.

>(Alabaster's first sitdown with Darkbloom):

"I look at you, Alabaster, and I see a future son in law. What do you think of that?"

>[x] I'm flattered BUT, you wanted honesty, so here it is: I'm already seeing someone else.

"You mean Whitney Price," Darkbloom says.

"Err-- how do you--"

"She's a nice girl," he says. "I think you two make a splendid couple. It of course does not change my overall assessment."

---

>(Darkbloom's weird obsession with hiring Whitney)

"That's right. Whitney packs one hell of a punch, too - based on what I've heard of her. It's a shame you don't want her working for me. I understand why, but I'd dearly love to get to know her better. She would have such a bright future with this company, under my wing, if her energies were diverted in a more productive direction..."

---

>(Whitney eating with Darkbloom):

"And you're an asshole." You point at him with the remains of your lobster tail. "You killed Ally's parents. Fucking prove you didn't."

"I cannot prove it, but I can answer your questions with full transparency. I'd like to get to know you better. I think we could make a good team."

"Enough with this dark side bullshit, Vader."

---

>(Darkbloom insists Whitney is smart.)

"Fine," Darkbloom says, tossing his napkin on the table. "I see the details don't interest you. That's all right, being a big picture thinker is the mark of a gifted intelligence. So how's this. If you retrieve Penelope, deliver it to Alabaster - I'm sure you trust him, if you don't trust me. He'll understand the need to turn it over, in due time."

---

There are definitely more but this is just off the top of my head and I am very tired.

One of you figured it out based on the chart:

Whitney is listed as French-German, and Darkbloom is listed as German.

If Darkbloom had a bastard child in the harem, it could only have been Whitney or Camelia (German).

But this smart anon realized that a hybrid ethnicity always listed the mother's ethnicity first (Rose: French-English, Kay: Japanese-German, Vivian: Russian-German).

And who do we know who could be French and also Whitney's mother? Ms. Carte, of course, named for a French philosopher. (This was before she was added to the chart).

He didn't post his discovery in the thread, but it would have been cool if he did because I was looking forward to D+C=W speculah. It's nice to surprise you too though.
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>>2801438
Yeah, fuck you, buddy.
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>>2801436
Yes, starting at the bottom so they don't get to her brain until the end. She'd die well before that anyway, but I don't care, fuck her

>>2801385
To quote Whitney Darkbloom, "This is some fuckin' Mexican Telenovela shit here"
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>>2801385
>Renee Wellick
>Wellick
>Childhood friend is the CEO's daughter
I knew you watched Mr.Robot.
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>>2801441
I'd figured as far as Darkbloom being the dad, but yeah I'll admit, Renee being the mom definitely threw me for the loop. Fuuuuuuck.

I know you won't confirm one way or another, but I'm going to hope and pray that Amber isn't dead.
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>>2801441
I'm getting too old for this shit, and too tired. You brilliant fucking bastard.
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>>2801441
god, it seems so obvious now
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OH! There was also when Whitney first entered Darkbloom analytics:

---

"Let her in," comes a voice from behind. You turn. It's David Darkbloom.

"It's nice to see you, Whitney," he says.

"The pleasure's all yours," you sneer.

"How have you been?" He lays a hand on your shoulder. You shudder, push him away.

"Hands off, old man."
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>>2801445
>I'm going to hope and pray that Amber isn't dead.
I've personally given it all up.
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>>2801441

Is this mixture of love and hatred I feel towards OP how people like Rose come to be?
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>>2801441
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It's no wonder OP gave us that Camelia scene out of nowhere
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>>2801441
>>2801449
I knew Darkbloom was weird about Whitney, but he was kind of weird with everybody he interacted with, so it got overshadowed by the rest of the shit in the season.
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>>2801441
>"I look at you, Alabaster, and I see a future son in law. What do you think of that?"

>"You mean Whitney Price," Darkbloom says.
>"Err-- how do you--"
>"She's a nice girl," he says. "I think you two make a splendid couple. It of course does not change my overall assessment."
Wow... it seems kinda obvious in hindsight

>Whitney is listed as French-German, and Darkbloom is listed as German.
That was the biggest hint for me
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>>2801455
>black and white pictures
NO STOP
SHE'S NOT DEAD YET, SHE CAN'T BE.

I already want David back. It's our fault they never truly got to interact. ;_;
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>>2801455
Actually, Kay should probably be a smile now that I think about it. Her scene was short, but pretty meaningful.
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>>2801455
>That Yellow Face, instead of Red for Alex.
I take what I can get.

Oh god, we have to take care of Galatea.
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>>2801464
Same, anon...
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>>2801462
To quote that one Sable & Alex image, 'Let it go anon.'

Here's the final results. Shout-outs to the three who got it right.
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I remember when I wanted to go to bed at 4...
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Oh god, no wonder Vivian was so fine with Whitney taking the lead, it's was a subconscious sisterly bonding through fucking.

Which... very much is not going to be a thing anymore.
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>>2801470
I remember I though I was going to fall asleep tonight.
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I haven't gone to bed before 7 for the past two months, you weaklings.
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>>2801471

Conversely, maybe we're lucky we managed to raise their mutual affection scores already.
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Harem prominence by mention:

Cerise: 896
Rose: 894
Whitney: 654
Alex: 623
Sable: 389
Camelia: 298
Vivian: 290
Galatea: 276
Kay: 243

Gonna come down to the wire in the finale, folks!

PS, this also marks the first episode where every harem member has appeared.
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>>2801499
Does that include Girl 9?
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>>2801501
Does it?
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>>2801501
... my thoughts are already turned into slush, I don't know how to interpret this right now ;_;
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>>2801501

Girl 9 was actually the person on the phone with Whitney. She was setting up the final showdown of the hidden plotline.
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>>2801499
>Gonna come down to the wire in the finale, folks!

Part of me wants to know what you could possibly fucking do.

The rest is dead and wants nothing.
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>>2800029 OP's autism has inspired me to finally give a fuck about the clues in this quest and try to work something ot. I don't remember there being a reveal as big as thisin the last quest. This was actually quite well done. Kind of. I think you had the issue where David acted waaaaaay too much like he did last time in that he had an interest in every harem member. There was no way to really tell he had any additional interest in Whitney, BUT...I still think this isn't a completely out of left wing reveal because OP had a few hints in the additional materials. It's obvious what happened though. P is a Russian, Darkbloom's right hand man and his fixer. He knows Mara, sets up her and Darkbloom and they both it it off to a degree even though Darkbloom isn't comfortable with how crass and base her notions are. P then spends most of his time 'managing' Whitney, as can be told from how she's talked about him in the past. I mean she still was in contact with him even after saying she was done with soccer, so what the fuck is he managing besides her life and making sure she's not too ruined? It's obvious why her dad doesn't give a fuck too, he was just paid to look after her by some Russian who said if Whitney was ever too damaged, he'd get his teeth hammered into his gums. Renne and Mara are the only other girls who appear in this scenario, so it has to be one of them. Alternatively, phone call but I think that could be P. telling Whitney something as well.
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So we have to dive into Sand Reckoner to recover Amber's broken mind from the virtual beachs of Palau, don't we?
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>mfw when was always a whitneyfag

Feels decadent
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>>2801385
Okay gotta admit, since I was there for FQ and read the omake pastebin real ending shit, none of the CHRUAZEH shit in FQ2 has actually phased me in comparison until now, WE HAVE ARRIVED.
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This is a real shitshow. Will Whitney even want our help? Will Vivian help us?
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>>2801597
Vivian scares me right now, considering she just got screwed out of her inheritance entirely. She may even go as far as to ally with Mara, and that's a big [WORRY]
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>>2801602

That's definitely the worst-case scenario. We also can't rely on Tyrus now that Camelia is out of the picture. Basically we're on our own, unless Sable ha something rigged up with SMATTERS.
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>>2801602
I think Vivian's far more preoccupied with her father's gruesome death than whether or not she gets her inheritance.
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>>2801618
Combine that with her very likely (and correctly) believing us to be involved and we're about to be served a very large shit sandwich.
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>>2801630
Oh, absolutely. Smile status: unprotected
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>>2801631
>Smile status: unprotected
Don’t rub it in.
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>>2801643
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But now for the important question.

What's nuru gel?
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So, lads, about what happened to Darkbloom when best girl looked at him with her Reading Steiner.
I believe that Darkbloom had some sort of implant installed, and that caused some sort of positive feedback, with the result being sensory overload.
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Is Camelia dead? Or jut a vegetable somewhere.
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>>2802000
She's dead, anon. But don't worry, we'll see her again in another life.
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Now we'll never know why Darkbloom murdered Ally's parents or made Sand Reckoner.
Also what's with everybody being wishy washy about siding against Alex and Sable last time only to go in and make everything worse?
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>>2802006
I refuse to believe it till we see a body.

>>2802009
I don't know if we made it worse, exactly. Sable wasn't really explaining what was happening.
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>>2802014
I'll refuse to believe it even if we see the body
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>>2801385

I decide to go to bed early, and what do I wake up and find? I knew shit was gonna go TUMBLING DOWN this episode but holy fucking shit.

I can't even put into words how I feel right now, words like rage, sadness, despair, or hopelessness simply wouldn't work.

I never thought I would grieve over Camelia's death, I never thought I would be so sad about Darkbloom's death, I never knew thought that Whitney would be so fucking important.

But the hardest fact to swallow has to be that end post just permanently confirmed that Renee is off the harem list, I can accept it logically, but my inner Reneefag is currently taking cyanide pills to cope.

Amazing thread, can't wait for the next one, but fuck you to hell OP, I just woke up and I'm already tired again cuz of this.
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>>2802188

I was awake every couple of hours checking on this earlier, man. I feel your pain.

Also we could still get Renee! We banged our own mother last season.
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>>2802188
>But the hardest fact to swallow has to be that end post just permanently confirmed that Renee is off the harem list
How? Just because she she supposedly slept with Darkbloom doesn't mean we can't fuck her, it just means she lost her cake status which saddens me greatly
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>>2802014
>>2802100
The only thing that could convince me is seeing that counter go back to /8
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>>2802258
>it just means she lost her cake status which saddens me greatly

Don't think of it like that, anon. Think of it like she got a power upgrade from cake to MILF.

Right up until I started writing these scenes last night, I debated with myself whether to make Renee Whitney's mother or introduce a new woman to be Darkbloom's mistress. I kept going back and forth on it. I knew it would be a huge change to everything if Renee was Whitney's mother, but it somehow made a lot of sense to me.
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>>2802377
>Don't think of it like that, anon. Think of it like she got a power upgrade from cake to MILF.
That goes against everything I've ever known OP. My brain can't process Renne being MILF
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Maybe it'd be better to think of Punished "Venom" Renee as a distinct character from Naked Renee.

The two of us together are Ms. Carte.
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>Renee was the character who made me so attracted to cakes in the first place
It's a weird feeling.

Regardless, I'm fine if she's a MILF now. At heart, she's still the same Renee we all know and love. There's three things I need from her this season though:
>we need to be the 9th girl
>we need her and Whitney to have a tearful reunion scene
>and then we need to fuck her, Whitney, and Vivian all at once
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>>2802605
Bingeing on oyakodon is a thing.
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>>2800759
>"Alex-- I'm sorry," you say.
>"That's nice."
>"I want to hang out with you tonight. You know, just us. I... look, I'm not good with shit like this. But I miss you."
>"You want information, right?"
>"I'm being honest with you here. I miss you."
>"Uh huh."
>He goes to his assigned room, leaving you cursing under your breath.

Please OP studios, don't leave us like this
We can't just leave Alex simmering and resenting us like that
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>>2803188
Don’t worry, it’ll get worse.
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>>2802605

We also got a brief glimpse of high school Renee, tan and thin as she was described.

Clearly another one of OP Studios' hints
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>>2803305
we have to save him
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Just got around to finally reading this episode after a pretty busy weekend.
What the fuck, OP?

also I love how humanized Darkbloom has been this whole season.
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So how does it end, guys?
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>>2803848
With Alabasterina Aside winning the cosplay contest at Comiket.
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Interesting description of the Penelope implant I just noticed:

>The device flashes amber for a few seconds, and then the light transitions to a smooth, steady white.

With Amber dead, will the torch pass to Alabaster? Is he gonna get the implant?
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>>2803906
She ain't dead. Just in a coma. Brainscrambled probably. Guarantee at least a chunk of season 2 is going to be us diving back into the now-completed Sand Reckoner to retrieve her consciousness while Galatea performs the operation to remove Catachresis. Probably even find what's left of Darkbloom's mind in there and finally get his side of the story that we so astutely ignored.
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>>2803943
I think it’s obvious by this point that Mara is the final boss but I hope she isn’t just cartoonishly villainous and has some sort of humanizing motivation like her husband.
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>>2803943
Season 3 you mean?
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>>2801415
Everything Darkbloom has left is about to blow up.
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>(Darkbloom insists Whitney is smart.)

>"Fine," Darkbloom says, tossing his napkin on the table. "I see the details don't interest you. That's all right, being a big picture thinker is the mark of a gifted intelligence. So how's this. If you retrieve Penelope, deliver it to Alabaster - I'm sure you trust him, if you don't trust me. He'll understand the need to turn it over, in due time."

This is actually really cute. I wish we could've seen more scenes of David trying to convince everyone (especially himself) that his beloved daughter is actually a genius before he went off into the Great Evil Mega Corporation in the sky
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Two thoughts that randomly occurred:

1. Kay got cucked HARD here. She stayed behind in Palo Alto to get the scoop on the Darkbloom HQ bombing but I assume we’re going to prevent that now. Meanwhile, the “real story” happened in Washington after all with Darkbloom getting tortured to death on stream.

2. When Darkbloom let Renee go to prison for murder, he wasn’t just protecting himself and Vivian, he was protecting Whitney too. If Mara was willing to use her OWN daughter as a meat shield, what would she do to Darkbloom’s bastard?
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>>2803858
Truly the best end
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>>2803950
>>2803950
Meh. I don't mind cartoonish villains all that much. You need a few "just evil" guys or else it defeats the impact of a humanized ones
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>>2804090
I actually came out of this episode really liking S2!David desu. It's kind of a shame we didn't get more insight into his motivations, because the Darkbloom we've seen in 95% of his scenes is a lot more reasonable than the Darkbloom we saw in those tapes (and presumably the Darkbloom that murdered our parents, oops).

On the other hand though, maybe if we saw more into his motivations I'd just hate him again. Die a hero etc etc
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>>2804285
It still seems like David’s plan was some flavor of world domination. At the end when he had nothing else to bargain with for his life, he told Camelia that she could be the “dauphin of a new world order.” I think he planned to get people hooked on VR simulations or something like that.
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Rereading the whole thing as we approach the finale. This is from episode 1. Alabaster and Rose talking.

>”You're the biggest hypocrite on the planet. I wonder what your social justice buddies would say about you if they knew what was in your internet history."

>"I wonder what the FBI would say if they knew what was in yours."

Remember what she did when Alabaster got taken in? I swear every goddamn line of this story has some hidden hint or future implication.
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>>2801360
>>2801366
Their deaths are very VERY fitting ends for their characters. Camelia/Amber has lived her whole life as a chaotic anarchist seeking revenge. Even if she survived she wouldn't have had anything left to live for, because that WAS her whole reason for being. With David, a massive chunk of this episode was dedicated to stripping away the near mythic layers of his image we've had of him since S1, and revealing that even he has moments of weakness and vulnerability.

Very well done, OP
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>>2804914
She ain’t dead, fucker. She’s not allowed to be.

My vehement denial of Amber’s demise aside, I have a really minor question I’m curious about, OP. Of course, I don’t expect you to answer it, but who cares?

Are all of the implants the same? Penelope being able to use Camelia’s software as a base and Catachresis is only two months newer than Camelia (if the tape dates are any indication at all). It makes no sense, even for Darkbloom, that these MASSIVE leaps in advancment happened in such a short time.
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So any predictions of what the last episode's name will be?
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>>2805308
You Can (not) Re:Load
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>>2805034
I'll actually answer this question. And in fact after the season is over I will host a QA session to clear up a lot of of these details but I'll answer this one here now. I'm a little drunk and kind of fuzzy on the specifics myself so bear with me.

There are four implants we have seen but they are all the same hardware. This hardware was developed many years ago chiefly by Carte in conjunction with Gustav. The hardware is only one part of the equation though.

The purpose of Sand Reckoner is instantaneous access to knowledge about nearly anything. To achieve this, Darkbloom needed four key prongs:
-Knowledge of people (social media, drone-assisted monitoring of people)
-Knowledge of current known knowledge (big data, network analysis - trawling the internet)
-Knowledge of the physical world (drone-assisted geodata collection, which has been ongoing for Darkbloom well before SMATTERS)
-And finally, the platform needed to be interfaced to the human brain - in a symbiotic way, relying on the brain for data input then feeding the desired information back to the conscious mind.

Catachresis, Galatea and Camelia were experiments with different aspects of what Darkbloom envisioned the complete Sand Reckoner package to be. Those names are not just for the implant but the whole package of implant + firmware loaded onto it. Camelia helps the brain recall, Galatea actually physically adapts the brain to assist learning, and Catachresis was the first swing at making the communication between brain and implant a conscious process (although Amber had little control over it, ultimately).

None of the three were ever intended to be complete in and of themselves. Primarily they were meant to help the Sand Reckoner platform gather more data for subsequent attempts. As Alabaster, Gal and Camelia went about their lives growing up, the implants were feeding back to Darkbloom and helping him develop the data-base which Sand Reckoner relies upon. Remember that the Sand Reckoner platform is in many ways self-learning. It takes the wealth of information given to it and extrapolates the unknowns. The more you feed it, the more it improves its own ability to do this.

But what his project was finally missing until Sable came along was someone who could perfect the data-analysis side of things. Darkbloom was the one who worked on this initially when he, Carte and Gustav were a trio. But his skills only got him so far. Ultimately he didn't have the genius required to bring the platform to its culmination. Sable, with Alex's help, were the only people to achieve this.

This is why the two halves of the project are so named. In the Odyssey, Penelope faithfully awaited the return of Ulysses from his long journey. Their union is the end of the story.
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>>2805321
>the sub-title that was once a double entendre is now a triple entendre
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>>2804576
Oh, and this reminds me that I forgot to do a dialogue exchange that I really, really wanted to.

When Alabaster got collared, I intended to have him have this exchange with Saul:

>Saul is about to go, but you stop him. "Can you pass something on to Rose for me?"

>He turns and waits impatiently for your message.

>"Tell Rose to act like I died."

>"What? What does that mean?"

>"She'll know."

Saul dutifully passes this on to his daughter:

>"Oh. And Alabaster said to act like he died. Whatever that means."

>Rose smiles to herself. "It's already done. I'm way ahead of him, like usual."

>Saul shakes his head. "You two are going to kill me. Are you destroying evidence for him, Rose?"

>"It's better if I don't answer that."

The unspoken conclusion here is at some point Alabaster and Rose, despite their mutual antagonism, worked out a mutually beneficial gentlemen's agreement to destroy the PC hardware of the other in the event of untimely demise.
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>>2805366

The highest form of trust is the one between two people ready to destroy evidence of unforgivable porn for each other.
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>>2805342
Holy fuck, I didn’t expect that comprehensive of an answer.

I also didn’t expect to be potentially right about something (not the implants being the same, that was pretty obvious).
It’s a distant conclusion you can draw based on their being the same and possible software updates, or even a theoretical hack. Not that I’m gonna give you any ideas. :^)
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So as we approach the season finale, let's recap the current situation of every haremite.

Whitney: Saw her father die; learned that her upbringing was a lie.
Cerise: Basically told the world that she had sufficient motive to hack Darkbloom Enterprises.
Vivian: Saw her father die, and will soon learn that she isn't going to get any inheritance from him.
Alex & Sable: Being held hostage by the Russians.
Camelia: Most likely dead.
Galatea: Witnessed the death of one of the very few people she ever trusted.
Renee: Still in prison, with Mara more pissed off at her than ever before.
Rose: Was just humiliated on national television.

But hey, at least Kay's going to get her Pullitzer!
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>>2805822
Fuck Quest is so much fun.
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>>2805822
Anyone Ally fucks seems to end up in a position of suffering or death. Rose: The Origin seems to be the only person immune to this condition, which leaves me with two conclusions to choose from:

1. The only way for the rest to live is to leave them unfucked.
2. The rest still alive needs to rack up a body count equivalent to Rise of the Planet of Rose.
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>>2805851
>1. The only way for the rest to live is to leave them unfucked.

We’ve figured this for literally months
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>>2805895
Didn't really sink in until Camellia.
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>thinking she's dead

She can't die. She makes things too interesting.
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>>2805918
>>2805034
Cameliafags/Amberfags have as much a grasp on reality as she has depth perception
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>>2805931
We have a perfect grasp on reality. Virtual reality.
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>>2805932
It’s the better reality in all honesty.
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I don't even know what to think or do anymore, so I'll rest my laurels on kaa-san dearest.
It's not like OP can take her from us any more than death.
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Quick poll: do you think that building is going to blow up or not?

I think Alabaster is going to defuse the bombs, and next season will be turning the company into a force for good (and making anime Alabaster wants to see)
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>>2806122
I think we'll have final say in the matter. But it's Whitney's inheritance we'd be exploding if we do. I for one am willing to "hire" on Vivian as CEO since lord knows Whitney won't be capable of managing her holdings.
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>>2806122
Is there even any point to blowing it up anymore?
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>>2806122

>Alex: Oh my god, Ally! You've been shot!
>Alabaster: It's okay, I'm fine. Alex, you met me at a very strange time in my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC6Z_kdQoHw
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>>2806177
The servers still exist and the Russians currently occupy the building with the 421's there soon. Sounds like the perfect opportunity to take care of several headaches.
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>>2806146
We should just tell to Whitney to give the company to Vivian. The poor girl got northing from her dad after seeing him being executed on a livestream and her crush seems to be involved as well. She's going to join her mom isn't she.
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>>2806217
>She's going to join her mom isn't she.

I’m more worried she’s going to join our mom.
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Here we go, lads.
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>>2807458
fuuuuuuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

ahahaha, eat shit subway
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>>2807458
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
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>>2807458
>>2807461
I couldn’t even possibly begin to prepare myself for what’s to come
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What's each girls top /d/ related kink? I'm in a drawfagging mood
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>>2807936
Is that you Decu?
I have no preference.
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>>2807936
Gal imagined Cerise raping her with a massive futa cock so that's obviously hers.
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>>2807936

Cerise: traps, crossdressing boys
Whitney: female-female domination, cum swapping, impregnation
Rose: rape fights, femdom, ryona
Vivian: mindbreak, watersports, loli
Sable: large object insertion, painal
Alex: corruption, public use, femdom, crossdressing (of course)
Kay: bondage, rope shibari (I was surprised when an anon called this one)
Galatea: choking, futa, somnophilia
Camelia: ???

A number of them get off on exhibitionism, group sex, and of course mutual masturbation and scent fetish!

I'm sure I'm missing stuff, this is off the top of my head.
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>>2807961
>Camelia: ???
fuck you
>Renee still not on the list.
Endless sadness.
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>>2807961
>Vivian has a loli fetish
Selfcest when?
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>>2807961
>and of course {...} scent fetish!
Has this been a scene??? I can't remember any. Good taste tho
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>>2807961
>Alex: corruption, public use, femdom, crossdressing
unsurprising, but good nonetheless
>still no Renee
booo
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>>2808004
OP definitely describes the raw sex smell of the room pretty regularly. For a specific example of someone burying their face in someone else's smell, the Cerise scene in the Wal-mart sticks out in my mind.
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>>2807461
Did I really only get here in time to see the ending? What a kick in the dick.
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>>2808199
Just the ending of the first cour, anon. We've still got the entire second half to go.
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>>2808199
Season finale, Anonymous-dono. There's already a whole second cour planned.
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>>2807936

You make me excited

If it's something Cerise and Alex, or something Whitney and Alex, I think everyone will be excited.
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>>2808229
Fuckin' SWELL! And here I thought I'd missed the whole party.
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>>2807461
>tfw it won't be a 2cour season after all

Sadness covers me like a blanket.
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>>2807487
My favorite running joke in FQ is the constant low level hatred towards Subway. It’s like OP has a very personal grudge.
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>>2808302
Said hatred also reminds me of how hard it is to find a good banh mi these days. I may just have to resort to making one myself.
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So once we get Renee out of prison, we’re getting her first freedom sub made with pastrami made by real Jews, right?
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Man, the more I think about Darkbloom's death the more it fucks me up. It was rough. He was an eel, sure, but he loved Vivian and Renee.
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>>2808875
He loved Whitney too.
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Near the beginning of FQ2, I posted an image of my ideas whiteboard. Clearing post-it notes has been like bailing water from the Titanic because I'm always adding to the board, but as we prepare to close out the season, I feel pretty good about my clear rate.
-OP
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>>2809531
>only two Alex lewds left undone
How far we've come.
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>>2809531
Amber STILL HAS STICKERS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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>the last episode is this saturday

I'm not ready, guys.
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>>2809619
There are still at least 13 more and the obligatory end-of-series free-for-all OVA
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I mention it once in these fucking threads and now they’re advertising their Sand Reckoner lite to me on my fucking Twitter.

Darkbloom is dead. You can stop watching me now.
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>>2809734

Now that his consciousness only exists digitally his only pastime is to watch you.
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>>2809531
>Amber/Kay/Gal lewds
We'll get there someday right?
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Due to irl stuff I missed the last 5 episodes and just finished catching up. Wow, what a ride, 11 and 12 were something else, 11 really took me back to when I was following S1 from the beginning.

One thing, and perhaps I missed or forgot something, but I'm not clear why Amber collapsed after Darkbloom's death and not any of the others with the implants.

Now time to go back through all the comments and speculation I skipped.
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>>2809638
But he's confirmed that tomorrow is the season finale.

I thought we were getting a 2-cour, but apparently we sped through this.
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>>2810049
This is the end of the first cour. Second cour is still happening.
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>>2809891
Camelia is directly connected to Darkbloom and that's exclusive to her. Everytime she uses her eye Darkbloom finds out her location and sees everything she experiences and possibly vice versa. So having the person she's connected to die caused great damage to her but it's ok she only passed out and will recover soon...
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>>2810075
Alright, clearly someone is out to lunch and I think it might be me.

When OP Studios says season finale, does he mean end of the first cour? If so, that's what's confusing me.
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>>2810117
Correct. After this episode we will begin the second cour.
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>>2810154

Naruhodo

I wonder what second cour will be. Mara's wrath? Vivian's revenge? Entirely self contained arc?
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>>2810166
Beach arc
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>>2810192
Virtual beach arc.
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>>2810166
Whitney saying inappropriate things on twitter and the rest of the harem trying to get her to put a lid on it.
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>>2810166
I'm still hoping for Isekai. Mostly because of >>2800858

>"I'll see you in another life, Alabaster."
It's perfect!
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>>2810994
If I ever were to do something totally new with the cast of FQ, I'd want to do either a mecha or mahou shoujo pastiche, set in a relatively futuristic world. (That's not going to be season 3.)

Actually... well, I shouldn't get into this in case I ever do want to explore it. But I probably won't so why not.

The year is 20XX. Humanity is under siege by a race of alien invaders who have wiped out much of the population, and who feed on humans' psychic energy. Though cataclysmic, contact with these aliens has greatly advanced human tech in just a few years. We now colonize the moon and Mars, while fighting a multi-front war.

Humanity's two main war strategies against the invaders are derived from reverse-engineering their own tactics. 1: Human adepts with innate technical skill are selected at a young age to train and pilot giant battle suits on the front lines. 2: Human adepts with innate psychic power are selected at a young age to train in more arcane tactics - to become magical girls (and boys.)

Our mecha pilots:
-Alabaster
-Whitney
-Vivian
-Camelia

Our mahou shoujo/shounen
-Rose
-Alex
-Gal

Teachers at the academy:
-Sable (mecha pilots)
-Kay (mahou shoujo/shonen)
-Renee (headmistress)

And then of course there's Cerise, who's the plot hook: the first human to ever display potential as an adept in both types of skill.

Stackleford is on the verge of failing out of the mecha pilot program. Fazil is doing quite well as a magical boy. Ken is hard at work developing new mecha prototypes. Darkbloom, of course, is just focused on getting us in the fucking robot.

Kaa-san was a magical girl but she's too old for that now~
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>>2810994
>Actually... well, I shouldn't get into this in case I ever do want to explore it.

>But I probably won't so why not.
STOP DOING THIS
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>>2811523
>(That's not going to be season 3.)

Season 3 confimed

>Those spoilers
I fucking love every last one of them.
>second one
Best boy
>third one
He had better be developing more realistic mechanical bulls in his spare time and wishing he was doing that instead of working on mechas
>fifth one
That shit is fucking precious, dude.
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>>2811523
The fuck did I just read and why do I want it now.

No stop, one plot at a time!
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>>2811523

The potential for a Fuck Quest: Alternative at some point is highly exciting to me.
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>>2812009
He already put it out there, so it’s only natural to assume Fuck Quest 3: Nutbuster isn’t coming.
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>>2810115
Ah OK, I got all that, I didn't get the leap to Darkbloom's death leading to her death. I'm with you, that doesn't quite add up. I think she'll be back. Which pleases me, not just because this episode lewd was so damn hot.

>>2810340
Whitney Price 2020
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>>2812079
A debate between Whitney and Trump would be the greatest event of the millennium.
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>>2812354
That would just be Trump talking to Trump
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I've been coerced into attending a local anime con tomorrow. I'm likely going to run a D&D one-shot while I'm there with characters named for thinly veiled FQ references, if anybody happens to be in the same area as me. I'm probably going to regret it, but fuck it. Feel free to be as subtle as you like if any of you dweebs happen to be there.
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What is she trying to tell us, /fq/?
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>>2811523
I think that Ken's new mecha will end looking like Saber Rider.
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>>2812354
I'm with Her.
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Fuck quest ends later today
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>>2814721

You end later today
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I can't believe Darkbloom and Camelia are fucking dead
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>>2815246
#She'sNotDead
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help fuck quest ends today and my new sleep schedule is adamantly prohibitive of my presence for it
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>We still didn't fuck Kay.

That has got to be remedied, immediately.
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>>2816306

We also need to give some dicking to our favourite weeb in the FBI
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