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>>2802852
>>2802852

A clarification from last thread.

>You are Anon
>You need a body to fix the fact you're currently a crippled noodle boy


A: "Does it have to be human?"
L: "For the sake of your organ integrity."
A: "We could just grab a diddler."

>A single skeleton in the crowd jumps up
>His arm is waving
>The others shift
>As he charges forward you witness


https://youtu.be/V4kWpi2HnPU

>A skeleman
>Who unlike all the others
>Is wearing
>A hat

>...
>A cop hat

A: "What is that."
>He salutes
A: What the FUCK is that?"
>HE SALUTES HARDER

>He has volunteered to smash scum in the face
>Or dick
>What have you

>You glance over at Jackie

A: "I'm about to do something fucked up."
J: "How fucked up?"
A: "Fucked up enough I'm ashamed of it."

>Susan steps in
Su: "Anown."
A: "Yeah?"
Su: "Shut the fuck up and fix youwself we aww want you to wawk. Pwease."
A: "Love you too."
>Susan makes a very manly kissy face at you

>Reverse gay chicken

A: "Bring me..."

>Living
4 votes
(Specifically an undesirable)

>Dead
7 votes
K20: 2
Hobo lady: 1

A: "Bring me that shit who got skinned."

cont
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>>2802927
>>2802927

>The Gate whirrs into life
>Then creates what looks like a wall of water

A: "Will it work?"
W: "I made it to vork."
>Wondy throws the last switch

>You see!
>96

>Your bathroom lair

A: "Oh HELL yeah!"
>You bob on your wrists
>You almost grin
>A piece of dried blood flakes off and gets in your mouth

A: "PFF! PFF fuck! FUCK!"
>You spit

>The skeletons return with the skinned dude who tried to turn you into a road stain

>You snap your fingers, letting muscles hold you up

K20: "UUAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH!"
A: "Oh wow."
K20: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"
A: "He's a pussy."
K20: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>SCRAWNNCH

>A skeleton bashed his head in with a pipe
>Quick
>Easy
>Clean

L: "Efficient."

A: "Hey."
J: "I'm not looking."
A: "C-...cool."

>You have the bone boys gather around
>As Luna sets in on you

L: "This will sting."
A: "S'cool. I deserve it."

>Wondervon scoffs as he surveys the are around

A: "Wondy."
W: "Hm?"
>His goggles focus toward you

A: "I wanna know some shit."
W: "Like vat?"

A: "What was the deal with Mammon?"
W: "He vas my firsht generation final prototype for a living machine. Zeh last one I let live past discovering it vas a failure."

A: "Can we transport your shit from here back home?"
W: "If Zeh vormhole is shtabilized ve von't have to."
A: "You serious?"

W: "I didn't realize you could collapse a 5th dimensional object vith your powers. Zeh maze is collapsed. Now zeh only way in and out iz my device."

A: "What's powering it? AH! AH Cold hands!"
L: "Those aren't mine, darling. I'm using his."
A: "Well they're cold damnit! Not so low."

>Wondervon snickers with delight
W: "Geosermic ENERGY!"

A: "In freedom speak you Scifi Soil Kraut."
W: "...Lava."
A: "Fucking neato."


What else do you want to know about Wondervon's lab?

>Also

B: "GRRRRR SkraW! Skre! AAHH!"

>Your Dinosaur Dog is currently in a cage
>Losing his shit

>Mammon did something to him

L: "He's removed your influence."
A: "Influence?"
>Luna leans back from you
>Her glowing pink power exudes from the now spineless corpse puppet of K20
>You can feel her fingers leave the sides of your inner back

cont
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>>2802950
>>2802950

L: "You made him a dog. Gentle. Sweet. With your memories of what a pet should be like."
A: " -I- Did that?"
L: "I said you were talented."
A: "Huh."

>One your ribs does a flip

A: "Guess I could fix that."

>You could


J: "Is he gonna be ok?"
A: "I'm fi~ne."
>Some of your organs squish into your mouth

A: "J- Just fine..."

L: "Good as new."

>You can feel your legs
>Anon
>You can walk
>You can FEEL YOUR DICK


>You are also covered in Alicorn poop
>Fuck


>Alabaster
>He is a skin suit surrounding his own skeleton


There are several options.

>Murder him, and see what happens. (Unicorns -and- Nightmares revert natures when they die)

>Attempt to fix him yourself
(You know literally nothing about his magic biology)


>Store him for later
(He will sit on one of your bean bags. A skeleton will feed him mushed apples until you can figure it out)

>Use the Repair Spell for objects on him
I mean why not?

Or

L: "We could reverse his age."
A: "What?"
L: "Remember the ritual you used to make Martha's body?"
A: "Yeah but I thou-"
L: "You can invert spells now."
A: "..."
L: "Invert it."

Could work.
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>>2802954

>INVERT

Oh boy inverted spells sounds neat
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>>2802954
I say trust our magical mom mentor on what to do with the magical alicorn.
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>>2802954
Invert his age sound nice.
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Also.

>>2801639
>>2801639


This lovely man guess it right.

LOOZAR is a member of the ARMS RACE.

... ya get it?
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>>2802954
>Store him for later
We'll figure it out. As long as he safe.
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Okay lets do this.


>Cast sleep on Bow, we can take our time with him in a moment.

>Ask wondervon the following questions

>What are the basics of the theory you use to create artificial life ?
>What can you lab do, material refinement, robot construction, testing ect.
>What do you need to get it going.

>Ask luna- "Does mewmus have a molten core?"

>Alabaster can be inverted. Age seems to not be an issue for their personalities.
BUT ALL OF THIS EXCEPT SLEEPING BOW IS SECONDARY TO TALKING WITH JACKIE
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>>2802978

I really don't
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>>2802978
... Anarms confirmed?
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>>2802980
Shrug. This maybe?
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>>2802980

Supportan
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>>2802980
Also. We should ask, what she wants to do. Now.

She might very well not want to talk to US.
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>>2802995
Yeah, very important to let her lead this talk. maybe even lay it out. "So now you know where I'm at. Where do we go from here?"
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>>2802954
>Luna's suggestion

Or just try the Reverse Age thing, presuming that was her advice.
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>>2802982
Loozar has 4 arms. She and her race has 4 arms. Maybe a Arms Race (as weapon) reference.
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>>2802950
God anon.

Youre terrible thinking outside the box.

DID YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING ENTROPY IF HE HAD A HEALING SPELL?

By the way. Mind read him... I think he must be seriously freaked out.
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>>2803006

That's about the one conclusion I came to

>>2803010

But does he have a healing spell that can fix his current situation
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>>2803010
Oh shit!

>>2802954
To add onto >>2803003 We should Mind Read Entropy for advice on the situation.
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>>2803012
I mean, we could attempt Psionic connection. We will have to use it to reach Bow....

In fact why don't we cast sleep and then connect psionically and try to help them remember who they are.

BUT FIRST JACKIE.
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>>2802954
>Bow
Mammon removed our influence. But we've got inception abilities, right? If we can't reimplant our loving care for hatching him, perhaps we can instill, at the very least, "leader of the pack". Supporting a sleep as a temp solution to ease his suffering until we can properly address him.

>Alabaster
Spell inversion actually sounds pretty cool, but see if we can mind read him first and establish communication.

>>2802978
Ah, Excellent. Puns are wonderful things.
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>>2802954
>Wondervon and his lab
Ask Wondervon if he'll still need money to build the equipment to scan the iron coffin or if he has everything for that now?
Ask him how all of it works?
What are the basics of the theory he uses to create artificial life? Also, introduce him to earth scientific journals about AI we've been trying to make.
See what else he needs to start repairing our castle, upgrading the skeletons and studying the various things we've gathered like that anti-magic net gun or the Sweet tooth mech (Transformer abominations anyone?) (If it is that version of the vehicle).
See if he can work with scrap electronics and metal we can gather.
His first task is to make a hover board to replace the one that got damaged on war planet.

>Bow
Mental connect with Bow and try and get our boy back.

>Entropy.
Mind Read him for advice on the situation. Also, tell him that Mammon is dead.
See if he cool with us trying the inverted version of the ritual we used to make Marth's body.

Fucking make sure to take a bath and wash the shit off of the wand.
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>>2802954
>>2803025
Also, see if he can set up some internet or a mirror thing like star has so we can use the internet and our phone in the castle.
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>>2803064
That question is directed at Wondervon. Otherwise it be silly to ask Entropy that.
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The biggest thing I want to know is if we can use Wormhole Tech to set up more entries into the HOLE.

If we could make a big wormhole gen we could pull in asteroids from the Oort cloud for wondervon to make ARMIES and WEAPONS!

Hell if we could upgrade the scissors we could just cut into and out of the hole directly!
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>>2803087
>Hell if we could upgrade the scissors we could just cut into and out of the hole directly!
I am sure this eould very much require Luna's Inter-Reality Travel spell since the castle is on Another Universe.
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>Luna's humming something
>With the occasional small whistle
>It comes out of the corpse she's using to do surgery
>You can feel a rising inside you as she sutures you up with unknown fleshy welds


A: "What-..."
>You wince
>Not from the pain
>Just the nerve spasms
A: "What did you make your kids with?"
W: "Love."
A: "Technical speak y-...Please."
>Wondy stops
>Adjusts his glasses without looking away from the small pipe he is fiddling with
W: "Please?"
>He huffs
>Dust comes out of his nose

W: "My Seory vas zat everyone was an idiot."
>He grins and puffs his chest out
W: "Except me, Of courze."
A: "I know how that goes."
W: "Everyone zout zat magic, zat seh soul comes from magic. I disagreed."

>Luna pulls her hands away
>The body she controled to repair you begins to crumple
>Unable to handle her presence inside of it

L: "Done."

>Anon
>One foot hits the floor
>Then the other
>You stand

>You stretch
>Your armor isn't growing back perfectly
>You look mostly shirtless and bald

>Luna looks curious
L: "Do go on."
W: "Gladly. If zouls are only magic zen zat vould mean creatures like myself who could do it had...dimished spirits. Or less "soul" vere less of a person. Zat could not be."
L: "Are you saying you sought to defy your people's basic grasp of reality on this?"
W: "At first."
L: "Out of petty jealously and indignance."
>Wondy looks a little shrunk
W: "Ja."
>Luna smirks
L: "...and you were right."
W: "Ja."

>He looks up into the dark
>All around you
>His goggles shine
>His smile is different
>Less sneering
>He sees something you don't

>L: "Something long since gone from this place."

cont
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>>2803114
>>2803114

https://youtu.be/PuXACSfzroY

W: "I knew zat if I could create a machine tuned into the zeh chaotic nature of our universe enough. Zat if I could cause a sophisticated enough collection of systematic und randomized PHYSICAL reactions zen I could call that a universe. A physical one. Devoid of magic."

A: "Like earth."
W: "Like vat?"
A: "Earth. You made a tiny Earth dimension. We don't have magic. Yet we have souls."
Su: "How doesh that even wowk?"
A: "We just don't know."

W: "It doesn't matter."
A: "Truth doesn't matter?"
W: "Not if no one BELIEVES you."
A: "Hm..."
W: "I had to create a machine ZO sophisticated it could rely on reactions even I don't entirely understand. As a result, after much failure I made Olson...und he is real..."
>Then Wondy
>Really lights up

W: "Und in ZEH PURSUIT OF IT ALL!"
>He points to a huge glass vat filled with dirt
W: "Brilliant advances!"
>He digs into the soil
>Pulls out a petrified tuber
W: "Zis machine grew inzects to eat!"
>He whistles
>A spider bodied machine comes out of the dark
>It's limbing
>Only one leg works

W: "My darlingks! Zese spinner-bots would weave wire like thread! Maintain ozer machines!"

>He rushes to a rust old box
>Pushes it's dingy button
>Nothing happens
>He kicks it
>His stubble gets slick with sweat
>He pants

W: "Und...und zis one used to-...It let you fly. Anywhere. In zeh whole lab."
>He sits down
>Looks at his hands

W: "My dream carried me to heightz no sought vere possible."
>He closes them
>A single nail
>Cracked
>Begins to bleed

W: "...it vas so beautiful."
L: "So you say."
W: "So I KNOW! I can see it in my zons eyes! His zpeech."

>Luna makes a talking hand motion with fingers
>As she does, Wondy's mouth moves and speaks in her voice

W/L: "Many things can mimic life."


>Wondy shakes her off
L: "It takes WILL to truly be alive."
W: "Vell he HAS IT!"
A: "Will?"
W: "He has wants. Needs. Desires."
L: "Mewling little thing."
W: "He resists death and even improves on himself visout my meddling. He is real."
L: "Sounds like blind faith."
W: "Oh, at zome level EVERYTHING IS."


A: "Enough."
>That was new
>Stern
>Commanding even
>Shame your voice broke when you said it

cont
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>>2803131
>>2803131

A: "F-fuchhhh! Enough! What can we do with this place?"

W: "Vell...vis zeh raw materials vee already have. I could..."

>A spider bot comes by
>Just strollin'
>Rollin'
>It crawls up Wondy's let and sits on his head

W: "Ve could..."


>Make 1 Huge Class Abomination
>For free

or

>Finish Upgrading the Castle
>No more loose wires
>Working Wifi

A: "What about a mirror?"
W: "A magic mirror?"
A: "Yeah."
W: "Yah. Ve could have zat."
A: "...I'm gonna fix my friends now."

>You go over to bow

https://youtu.be/FCO5jOaVE8w?list=PLuC8MyHxIgcdgkK-NqwrItMkQeQ6lZqBV

>He snarls
>Stops gnawing at the cage when he sees you
>His pupils are slits
>He draws back
>Opens his teeth

>Where is your boy?
A: "Bow? Buddy? You hear me?"
>Nothing from his mind
>No words
>No sense
>No emotion but fright, rage
>Hunger

A: "Get some rest, boy."
>You feel your throat get tight
A: "I'll see you soon."

>Luna whispers a word to you
>It doesn't make sense
>Almost like she's not saying it
>Like you're feeling it
>You think you've heard it in a dream

>You repeat it

ANON CASTS SLEEP

>Bow Must roll a WIS save against your WILL SP

>19 on the dice
>Not enough
>He slowly falls
>His eyes get heavy
>His breathing haggard

>His leaves
>They're so bare

>He finally falls
>He dreams of clean water and grass filled with prey

A: "Goodnight."

cont
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>>2803136
>>2803136

>You look to Entropy

A: "Here we go."
>You put up your shield

INVERSION TAKES YOU

A: "How the fuck is this gonna work?"


L: "Before you needed dead things, to fold into a living one."
A: "Yeah."
L: "You needed to add up the time and store the meat."
A: "Yes."


L: "You need to subtract. You need a place to put the time."


ANON CAN NOW DE-AGE TARGETS INSIDE OF HIS SHIELD

HOWEVER

WITH THIS RITUAL
HE MUST PUT THE YEARS REMOVED INTO SOMEONE ELSE


Here are your choices.


>Bow
(A few years on him would increase his size, strength but also make it more difficult to keep him)


>Yourself
L: "Time is so precious. Don't waste your youth."
A: "I might need some maturity. I'm a mess."


Su: "Me."
>Susan?
A: "You?"
Su: "If you fink it's ok...I'll take it."
A: "Susan you went through EVERYTHING to be alive again."
Su: "Yeah...but I'm stuck. Stuck in my owd body. My owd wife."
>She stands up tall

Su: "If I need to. I'ww do anyfing to hewp you. You know that."

A: "You shouldn't. I-"
>Susan grabs your collar
Su: "You should shut up wiff dis sewf defeating gawbage."

A: "B-"
Su: "You wanna change? Ok. I get it. Me too. It stawts wike this. Wiff you hating youwself. It's a good motivator. It's also shitty to you."
A: "Susan I d-"
Su: "Wook at me."
A: "I am."
Su: "WOOK AT ME."
A: "I AM FOR FUCKS SAKE I AM."
Su: "Change if you want. Don't shit on the pewson I wove."
A: "..."
Su: "Das yew, dummy. Anown. You can be bettew. You don't have to act wike you're shit."

>Susan puts you down


Who ages?

What upgrade to get?


J: "Anon..."
>Jackie
J: "It's time for me to go home. Do y-..."
>She doesn't know what to say


Finally.

What say to Jackie?
Make it count.



>Write in choices welcome
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>Does jackie know about the "Voters" thing?
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>>2803136
upgrade the castle
>>2803139
put age into self

Tell Jackie we're sorry for having brought her along on something she wasn't ready for
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>>2803139

Tell Jackie that we're ABSOLUTELY sorry for all the bullshit we put her through on the trip
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>>2803151
Gigga nigga do not insult our GF right off the bat.

Also. What happens if we put the age in Olson?
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>Finish upgrading the Castle. We can make new horrors whenever we want. I want this castle filled with his tech. I WANT TO STRESS TO WONDERVON JUST HOW MUCH HIS FAITH WILL BE REWARDED. Make sure there is a special home just for Wondervon and his son in the castle.

>Put the Years into a physical thing. Grab one of the Boneboys and age him. Fresh starts are fresh starts. Everyone gets one. If susan ages then she loses star.

We are all just dirt and ash. Dead or alive, time is time and time consumes all. Let time eat ash then and suffer.

>to Jackie....

"...Hey Jackie. Now you know it all. I'm a mess aren't I. How do we ride this wave?"
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>>2803139
Upgrade castle, give age to Bow, and just tell Jackie we'll walk her home. Don't dump shit on her like we always do. No more raw shit. Just let time heal her wounds.
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>>2803153

Also put age into Susan, she offered

>>2803154

Not sure, hey Quest can we do half ns half with Susan and Olson?
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>>2803161

Also, upgrade the castle. NO MORE ELECTRICUTION SHOWERS
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Guys, don't steal Olsen's youth or Susan's love with Star. Let time age up some random skeleton!

>>2803153
>>2803151
Don't apologize, its inappropriate and sounds insincere. Anon doesn't believe in apologies and jackie knows where we stand and what we think. Its not about what happened its about where we go moving forward.

She knows we are sorry, she has to see that we are still here, for her and that we aren't going to do anything scary or drastic. Just ask her, what do we do.
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>>2803139
Share the age equaly between Susan and You. Or only Susan, but promise to put it on a long living creature if we have the chance. Also, wouldnt it work on luna? She pretty much imortal right?
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>>2803139
>Finish upgrading the Castle. We can make new horrors whenever we want. I want this castle filled with his tech. I WANT TO STRESS TO WONDERVON JUST HOW MUCH HIS FAITH WILL BE REWARDED. Make sure there is a special home just for Wondervon and his son in the castle.

>Age a skeltal, they wouldn't know the difference.
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>>2803173

We don't know if it'd work on Olsen or not, but alright let's age a skeleton
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>>2803173

As for the case of Jackie that's true, let's tell her we'll walk her home if she wants. Just keep everything nice and chill
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J: "Anon..."
>Jackie
J: "It's time for me to go home. Do y-..."
>She doesn't know what to say

>I never really know what to say either.
>How much did you see?
>Everything. or Everything everything Including them.
>This is the most fucked thing I have ever done in my life and I regret it so much I want to lobotomize myself.
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From the discord
: You could put the age in Wondervon as he is old af and technically lives forever.
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>>2803139
>I will find a way to keep this from happening again.
>If I can't even protect people from myself there isn't really much point is there?
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>>2803139
>Raw Materials
I'm for upgrading the castle, but if some other bright minds out there have some bright ideas for alternatives, I'm not above swapping to support.

>Entropy
How many years does he need? would it be just as possible to hold this off and perform the ritual on... i dunno... a swarm of insects or a litter of puppies/cats or something. His upkeep is minimal until we repair him.

>Jackie
>yeah, I can take you home. It's the least I can do after everything I've already put you through.
>I don't know what you were capable of understanding while able to communicate as you did... as I'm used to doing, but I hope at the very least the one thing that you were able to understand is that I've never meant to hurt you. I cherish you from the deepest voids of my heart
>I vastly under-estimated that place. I thought I was so ready. I thought it'd be such a cakewalk that I could invite you to just sit back and enjoy the show. Just another notch in the fuck-up belt, i guess
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>>2803139
>Finish Upgrading the Castle
>Ask Luna if we can put the age onto a skeleton? If we can do so. If not then put it on bow or Wondervon if his species does technically lives forever.

>Anon thinks words our usually empty it the actions you do that matter and what is actions have been are those of a shit boyfriend. Go up to her and hug her. Talk to her. Try to make your words have meaning. Offer her your coat, cloak, or whatever to cover herself. Offer to walk her home and you know talk along the way. Tell her you love her and tell her your sorry for the shit he just put her through.
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>>2803228
Praise. This is good.

Well the way I see it the only way Anon can pull something even remotely positive from this whole mess is to resolve to make a positive and lasting change.
Possibly with a pair of pliars and an evil dentist if the thread is going to toss shit at his friends for giggles

This is of course. Assuming we dont want anon to slowly devolve into his dad. Noticing his own character flaws, hating them, and then never addressing them. While simultaneously hurting everyone around him.
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>>2803236
Basically, if words are as empty as we say they are, then take action.
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>>2803139
>Who ages?
Wondervon, old bitch lives forever.
>What upgrade to get?
Castle
>Jackie
"We'll talk later ok, just rest up and call me when you're ready."
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>>2803139
>Put age into like, a fork.
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>>2803136
Finish upgrading the castle. We dont need another mook right now.

Put age into Bow. We will just have to figure out a way to undo the damage dont by Mammon.

Ask Jackie what she wants to do. About us.
Really. I dont think any of us want to put her through anything like this again. She doesnt deserve it.
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>don't forget to give jackie some clothes man.
>or at least strip naked to show solidarity
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>>2803139
Age into Susan. I guess.

It is her call.

Also she can be a big sister now.
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>>2803139
Like I don't want to ruin Susans chances with Star.
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>>2803325
Star can still fuck her if she wants too.

Alternatively she can go after Moon again.
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>>2803139
Oh. Also.
>It wasn't just to hurt Marco
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>>2803317
>>2803261
>>2803139
No wait.
Ask Wondervon if he could take Entropys age and if hes willing to do so first.
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>>2803139
>>2803231
Bow over Wondervon in my opinion. Like you got to make sure to ask Wondervon before even attempting.

For Susan I don't know. Like if she's cool with it sure, but I don't want to ruin her chance with Star. If, she really wants to she can, but that's completely up to her.

Anon honestly need to have a private conversation with Jackie about all of the shit that went down. Let her know that Anon loves her and let her talk and answer any questions she asks truthfully.
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>>2803336
>it wasn't just to hurt Marco
... at first, it was. Anger that he turned on us was a very real motivator. But I think we always knew she was pretty hot. Marco surely would've talked her up a whole lot, but out of respect for our bro, we wouldn't have made a move. When that was off the table, anything was possible...
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>>2803139
Can't the AGEing work on Wondervon?
I mean, we would only do it if it wouldn't have a serious impact on him and he accepts to it.

Upgrade the castle.

>>2803151
>>2803153
And... take Jackie home.
I don't really know what to tell her.
Sorry doesn't cut it. What good does an apology make if it's empty.
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Only age wondy if he is actually immortal. Or ageless or whatever.
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>>2803139
I think our main crux is we don't know how OLD Alabaster/Entropy are.

How much would it actually affect ANYONE who took his age?

Years?
Decades?
CENTURIES?
MILLENIA??

How fucking old was Alabaster.?
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>>2803375
Alabaster Died
Entropy is about a year or so?
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>>2803379
A few months.
But his body isn't, is it?

Unicorns aren't born that big, it's only his mind that is a few months old. Not his body.... kinda.
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>>2803375
Entropy isn't even a year old. Honestly I don't see why this is a big debate. I think only Bow would be affected because you know how young things tend to skyrocket in age. Susan, ourselves, wondervan, it'd be like our adventure in Hekaworld all over again but with lasting effects.
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>>2803139
>Age up Anon and Susan split the difference
>Upgrade the Castle

>Jackie
So I super fucked up and I really really need to do something amazing and awesome to make it up to you. I am so damn sorry for nearly getting us killed back there.

Fuck man I don't know how to be genuine here with fifteen other dudes
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I am return, my friends.

In the words of a certain metal angel.

Let the blessed count begin.
Until all sums are accounted.
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>>2803419
Press F for Azrael
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>>2803433
Fuck Azrael.
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>>2803444
>>2803433
Press F to shove a funeral Dildo up Azraels butt hole.
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>>2803433
>>2803444
>>2803459
Press F to Hope Jackie Is Okay
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>>2803461
F
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>>2803461
F
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>>2803461
F
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>>2803461
I'll press S for Star.
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>>2803461
F. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we triggered the break-up route, fellas
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>>2803461
F
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>>2803461

FG
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>>2803461
F
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>>2803150
Does Anon?


>Before you get going with Jackie
>Which you almost do
>Immediately
>You've been without love
>For a lot longer than you've had
>It overwhelms you
>Even more than fear

A: "It's ok. You don't gotta say anything. Let me clear the room first."


https://youtu.be/vvmoWIMNzss

>You look the skeletons in their sockets
>Wondervon in the eye

A: "Make my castle a home."
L: "It -is- our home, dear."
A: "It's gotta be better. For more than just me."
L: "If not for you. Then for whom?"
A: "For ones I'm supposed to look out for. For-"
>You look over at Bow
A: "For the people I'm supposed to protect."
>To Susan
A: "For my family."
>To Wondervon
A: "For those worthy enough...the gifts are gonna be endless."
W: "Almozt poetic."

>The Skeletons begin their work
>Wondervon assists as he can
>Mostly barking orders

W: "NIT! Nitititit! Do NOT just YANK zose plugs you brainless shucked body bags! Zose are DELICATE!"

A: "His home is gone. It's trash now."
>A pipe falls nearby
A: "I love trash. So we take everything that we can."

cont
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>>2803484
>>2803484


>The castle will be a home now
>Working lights in all the available rooms

>Clean water piped in from outside

>Working Kitchen

>Working Bathrooms

>Even laundry, guest beds

>You still don't have a throne but...

A: "It's fine. I'll get mine. Have yours now."

>You crack your neck
>It sticks in a crooked L
A: "shit. Shit."
Su: "o-Oh no wait Anown lemme-"
A: "Yeah actually could you just
>Susan snaps you back to normalcy
>Muscles Purrs

A: "..."
Su: "..."
>Muscles does not wish to speak of this

A: "Susan I can't just shove the rest of puberty in you."
Su: "I'm tewwing you to."
A: "What if we split it?"
Su: "What if we don't? Maybe youw've had enough wacky shenanigans today."
A: "We're not talking."

>You snap
>Susan looks a bit stricken

A: "Maybe Bow needs it..."
>Bow groans in his coma
>Rolls on his side
>His ass is so bald you can see his back spikes
>You can see a rib

A: "Fuck. He'll starve."

W: "I can do it."
>You turn
>Wondervon is there
W: "On Vone condition."
A: "...Go on."

W: "Find me a volcano ve can use undisturbed. Vis a portal connecting us."
A: "Bathroom is gonna get crowded."
W: "We vill need zeh power."
>He motions to the lab
W: "For all of zis."

>The darkness reverberates back to him
A: "hm..."
>Anon makes his decision

A: "Done. Call it part of the repairs. Can you scan the coffin now?"
W: "As zoon as I have zeh power, and access to more materials."
A: "How can I get that? A mine?"
>Wondervon scoffs

W: "If you vant to take a century."
>He leans
W: "You need mining EQUIPMENT. Big machines. I'm sure you humans excavate, ja?"
A: "Quite well."
W: "Zteal one."
A: "Huh...that actually sounds fun."
W: "Viz it we can zet up our raw materials anyvere in zeh world."
A: "Good."
W: "Zo. How do ve do zis?"
A: "How well do you handle crippling depression?"

cont
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>>2803484
Luna Does. As does fate, and presumably Glim Glam.
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>>2803488
>>2803488

>Susan looks a little pissed
Su: "I wanted zish. I could handew it."
>You point

A: "You get the rest of your childhood. We don't even know how many years I have shove in."
L: "His flesh is new...but he is a strange creature. Unused to time. It could be...an unruly calculation."

W: "It is fine."
>Wondy slaps his chest
W: "Untermensch are long lived. Hardy."
>Luna scans him
L: "Prone to cancer."
W: "Zose are benign, sank you."
L: "Unlike some of us."


A: "Grab my hands, Moleman."
>He does
>You look down at the fetal sack
>It's head lifts
>As if it knows you're there


En: "Is it done?"
A: "Yes. Mammon is dead."
En: "Then let come what may. This life was only meant for vengeance."

https://youtu.be/sXZc0ptqFxw

>You stand in the shield
>Entropy's shit dripping from your wand
>Muscles won't touch it
>You wanted to clean it
>Not much to wipe it on
>So you just slung it
>Like really hard
>Half the lab is coated in rainbow play-dough

A: "Here we go."
W: "Zeh sooner zeh better."

>Your eyes
>Turn black

>When you come to

W: "EHHCCHh! AHC...tun Leben."
>Wondervon rubs his face
>It's furrowed now
>Creased deep
>His stubble is longer
>More like a medium curly beard
>Almost pure white


https://youtu.be/op5F4u_IP80

>At your feet
>Is something beautiful

A: "Entropy?"
>The little thing looks at you
>It's horn
>Glitters with translucent energy
>When it speaks

Little Unicorn: "Who, laddeh?"
A: "Sean. Fucking. CONNERY."

>Fuck yes

>Pic related
>It has the same see-through horn and wings as Entropy did


A: "I just made a BABY!"
Su: "Fiwst and wast time."
A: "Shut it! I NEED this to balance my irrational violence!"

Ja: "Anon."
>Jackie
>Here
>We
>Go

Cont.
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>>2803517
>>2803517

https://youtu.be/2lgrS2Zwa2E?t=14

A: " Jackie. Jesus there's so much I wanna fucking say to you a-..."
>No
>You can do this
>Control
A: "That I won't."
>You can't look at her
>Your eyes are shut
>Still
>You're being honest
>Without gushing
>The floodgates hold

>You offer her your hand
A: "Can I walk you home?"
J: "Sure."

W: "I vill meet you -ACK! HACCK!- back at zeh castle. ECCCH"

>Wondy sets the portal
>You both walk through
>Holding each other's palms
>You're both
>Different
>Yet still the same in odd little ways
>Jackie has longer hair
>Fuller figure
>She really is art

>You're harder
>Slightly stronger chinned
>Your one beard hair is sort of where a beauty mark would be

>You both look at Jackie's house

A: "I really do love you."
>She's quiet for a time
J: "I know."
A: "It wasn't just Marco. I always thought you were cool a-..."
>You swallow the appeasement
>Grip her tighter
A: "You deserve better than this. Better than m-"

>Your head is turned
>You're being supported
>You are being kissed

cont
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>>2803535
>>2803535

>You melt into her
>She holds you
>Her body so soft
>So warm
>You feel her heart beat
>Like you did when you put her back together
>Like when she's put YOU back together so many times
>It's right
>This
>Is right
>Th-

J: "I'm gonna go now...this is over."
>No
>No this is wrong
A: "Jackie?"
>Your voice doesn't crack
>It's almost shocked
>Your throat is tight but your tone
>Is calm
>Ready
>Crushed...but strong.

A: "Jackie I thought I could handle this. I won't let it happen again I-"
J: "I know."
A: "I mean it, you KNOW I meant I love you a-"
J: "I love you so much, Anon. I meant it."
>She swallows
>Puts her hand on your scratched up chest

J: "I mean it."
A: "Back at the arena, that's what I thought I needed but what I need isn't that Jackie I NEED YOU, Jackie pleas-"
>You're gushing
>Falling to your knees for moment

>Her voice helps you steel yourself
>She picks you up
J: "You're amazing...you don't need me."
>She holds you

J: "You need help."

>You're so still
>So in control of your body again
>Yet still
>Here they come
>The tears

J: "I don't wanna conquer the world, Anon. I love you but I shouldn't have tried to keep up with you. It was wrong to ask you to slow down. Period. It-...that's not who you are."
A: "I wish I knew who that was..."

>Jackie won't let you keep crying
>She kisses your cheek
>Holds your head up high

Ja: "Go fight. Go beat the world...fix. You."
>Your lip won't stop moving

Ja: "One day maybe...if you're ready. If you can really handle it."
>She steps away
>Her hand stays

Ja: "I'll be here. Living my life."
A: "..."
>Anonymous turns away

A: "Goodbye, Jackie."
J: "...Goodbye, Wildman."


Achievement Unlocked.


Loved.
Lost.


session end
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>>2803538
>>2803535
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>>2803538
Welp. that's the end of that I suppose. Understandable, her leaving. I'm glad she wasn't really angry, hell I hope no one's angry. She just, really wasn't the girl for us. And that's OK. She doesn't hate us. I consider this a victory. We won't hurt her anymore. And we don't hate each other. It's really the best possible outcome. Better than her leaving us with "FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS WE'RE THROUGH!" No, instead just "goodbye."
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>>2803538
Oh Jackie. Always trying to do whats best for Anon.

This is about as good as it could have gone yeah.
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>>2803538
I mean, if anything, Sabrina route is still avaible.

Also didnt season one end confirmed Jacknon end, or is just one ending?
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But for real though
I don't believe this is "No."
It's just "Not right now."
Who knows what'll happen later?
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Press F to try not to cry.
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>>2803552
No, not right now, doesn't matter. The important part I think to keep steadily in our mind is that even Jackie knows who we are. This wasn't really us fucking up. It's the person we are now and the person Jackie is now being incompatible. And that it's OK. It's OK that Jackie didn't want to be with us. We're not wrong, and neither is she. No one is wrong. It's just not working. Which is OK. It's even better considering if Jackie and Anon forced themselves to stay together they could've ended up like John and Emily. Unhappy and resenting each other.
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>>2803538
>session end
... Quest... I need my outro man. this silence is deafening...

>>2803546
actually agree. it actually matches canon Jackie incredibly well.
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>>2803557
>I need my outro man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kdxUY9_vns

My personal choice.
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I really just hope my current message is heard by at least Anon. At least a little bit. That this is OK. He doesn't have to beat himself up for it. We don't have to beat each other up for it. We lost Jackie, but in the best possible way. Better than her dying in our arms because of something we did. None of this is our fault. It's not anyones fault. And it's OK. It's not good or bad, it's just OK. Please, I don't want Anon to beat himself up for this. I know it'll be sad. But I want at least one part of him to be telling him that all of this is OK and not his fault. It's not his fault for being himself. It's not his fault for Jackie leaving him. For once in his life, let him accept that it's not his fault.
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This is gonna suck man. I'm sorry Anon. Its going to be okay, you can share that love again and have it come back to you, but now....
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>>2803564
not at all Anon's fault, huh?
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>>2803564
>I don't want Anon to beat himself up for this.
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>>2803572
No. It's no one's fault. Jackie really isn't the right girl for us. She was literally the first girl we talked to in the Quest minus Star who we insulted. Jackie's not the adventurous type, and we're mad adventure. It really was never going to work out. And that is OK!
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>>2803572
Two different people
Two different places

Shit happens man.
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It is literally all your guys fault.

Like. You took actions, that even a deaf retarded autistic dolphin could tell would lead to this situation.

But you guys, you gotta throw up your blame shields. Because god dammit if you aren't immune to basic knowledge of the English language.

Anyway. I cant wait for next session. Where we vote to not take Jackies advice and go punch Ludo in the dick. Or something else really stupid.
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>>2803583
>Where we vote to not take Jackies advice and go punch Ludo in the dick.
>Ja: "Go fight.
Wot?
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>>2803583
There's multiple layers to the issue, this is collective game yanking things around by vote. Its always going to be wonky, even more so in a sometimes meme game.

Another layer is that Anon is super wound up, damaged, intense and prone to panic. Jackie is a powerful but laid back girl. We threw too much too fast and showed her our core and she looked at it, acknowledged our love for her and gave it back but told us fairly and firmly that we are on different paths.

Anon needs help and has a war to fight...maybe. But we aren't what she can deal with now.

So we part ways.

This is how mature people end relationships. I'm proud of anon, he only lost it a little bit there, but its going to be okay. He needs to know that he's okay and its going to be okay.


He really should go hang out with oskar and jam on the roof of the castle, blasting dark tunes into the infinite void while blazed out of his mind.
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>>2803598
seconding this. the place is livable, and of our circle of friends, I think Oskar or Justin are probably are best bets for some solace. of course, Luna is ALWAYS an option as well...
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>>2803617
First things first after a break up.
Call mom and talk.

It is funny to see Anon taking things in such a different direction than Luna. Like, jeez lighten up a little lady. Just because you're a billion billion years old dont mean you cant cut loose and be in the moment.

Let Wondervon have his dreams and beauty.
Brighten up the Castle and shoo away the dreariness and echos.

Also Dam girl Susan just wait, you'll get older, but if it's such a huge deal then well find some good geezer and give him back some years.

Aslo adding thit we should maybe tend to Wondervons health. Dude seems a lil...ragged.
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>>2803681
Give Luna a bit of a break, she just had to watch her son nearly die like ten times in one day and then have his heart be broken despite his best efforts. I'd be a bit on edge too.
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>>2803538
>>2803538

https://youtu.be/cu1yijNTeus

NEXT SESSION

NEXT SATURDAY!

7:00 PM
US
CENTRAL TIME!

Just so you all know, this is made possible by the glorious friends on Shekkle-box.

Especially Acid, Ark, and the Comfiest Doggo


https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620

Another $10 and we'll have one of the most legendary Rants Anon has ever done...ANIMATED!

Animated quest.
Imagine.

IMAGINE

stay blesst
love, quest
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>>2803538
Ooof. Anon needs to do the time honored tradition of calling the Bros and getting piss drunk.

Now that she's single, how will Anon handle Marco asking her out? And her saying yes?

That aside, I'll bet when Janna gets wind of this she'll make it worse for all parties involved.
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>>2803759
I think he'll be either surprisingly mature about it, or be too busy crying-not-crying while decompressing from the entire ordeal.
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>>2803759

Boy I'm sure after Jackie having experienced the absolute totality of Anon's love for her, she won't be up for a date with anyone
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>>2803559
Weirdly fitting, good choice anon
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>>2803759
>Now that she's single, how will Anon handle Marco asking her out? And her saying yes?
Even if that does happen, it definitely won't be anytime soon. After an intense, emotionally exhausting romance like that, I don't think jackie or anon are gonna be up for dating anyone for a good while.
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>>2804214
Oh I agree. Unfortunately the universe likes to kick anon while he's down. Plus you know Yellow isn't going to let this lie.
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>>2803538
This is still fucking stupid, she knew we were throwing the equivalent to a really big grenade in the middle of a fight, and still jumped face first on it, then started to regret it like its our fault. Why is this stupidity happening again?
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>>2803572
Yeah, its not his fault she got hurt, Anon had shit handled and her jumping in, interfering when we had it handled, and knowing we were going to fix our shit. This is entirely her fault for the injury. She was explicitly told what would happen if she threw her ass in the arena, and had the nerve to get mad when we had to scramble to cover our asses instead of completely blowing our cover to inexplicably heal her for being stupid.
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>>2804321
>why is this teenage girl being irrational
>why is this teenage girl breaking up with her boyfriend after almost dying
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>>2805196
Oh that's a bullshit excuse and you know it, she had a stint in a walking calculator.
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>>2804321
>>2804327
The way I read it was that she said she can't keep up and Anon can't slow down. She doesn't want him to slow down and she can't help him so she's letting him go instead of holding him back. It sucks but that's how things go sometimes.
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>>2805270
That's nice, and technically true, but its still fucking stupid when all she has to do is at least be around. Doing this accomplishes nothing worthwhile for either of them. Even if she only hung out on earth, being a calming face for Anon whenever he gets back is still plenty for Anon. And she knows that, on a fundamental level, she knows that as fact. So why this retardation? Yellow is fucking up to something.
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>>2805210
I don't think emotions count as a bullshit excuse but then again I've never been caught in pseudo-kaiju explosion in a horrifying alien gladiatorial tournament by my warlock boyfriend so what do I know. Though >>2805270 says it best, it's not that Jackie is mad at Anon, she just can't keep up with his mess of a life and that's a valid reason to end a relationship and she even came off as being open to trying again later if things change. Besides, this broke up ended way more civilly than most and even if they never get back together they might be able to salvage a deep friendship later on and that itself is a small blessing.
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>>2805284
Or Jackie is just looking at this maturely and realizes her comfort might not actually be enough
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>>2805285
You say that, but here is a obvious counterpoint, OUR ENEMIES KNOW SHE EXISITS! Even if she isn't our girlfriend, SHE IS STILL A DAMN TARGET AND SHE KNOWS IT, EVEN DUMPING US WONT STOP OUR DUMBASSESS CHARGING HEAD FIRST INTO WHOEVER GRABS HER FIRST!
>>2805289
That still makes no goddamn sense, she KNOWS she helped keep Anon going further recently, we literally beamed every damn happy thought we have, can understand, and can reciprocate to her while she was in the calculator. DOING THIS SHIT NOW DOESNT HELP HER OR ANON!
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>>2805295
>J: "I don't wanna conquer the world, Anon. I love you but I shouldn't have tried to keep up with you. It was wrong to ask you to slow down. Period. It-...that's not who you are."

It's not about the danger for her, she just doesn't want to follow us anymore. And she doesn't want to forcibly ground us for her sake. She's letting us go so we can be wild adventure man.

It actually helps a lot for both Anon and Jackie because they can go lead their own lives without worrying about the other so much.

>Ja: "Go fight. Go beat the world...fix. You."

It's literally what Jackie wants right now. For us to become the king we want to be while also figuring our self out. Without any worry.
>>
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>>2803759
Cold, stonefaced filtering of "work above all else". Jackie left us with parting words to go become whatever interdimensional-space-warlock-overlord we wanted to be, but that she couldn't keep up the marathon running beside Anon, and that it wasn't right of her to slow Anon down. I get the feeling Anon would take those to heart... which is sad really. He's got his life ahead of him to go and become all that. To go out and conquer and rise to the top. But prioritizing doing so *now* because it's easier to put on the blinders and just focus on a particular goal basically pulls us directly away from what Anon stated he initially wanted at the start of S2. We "wanted it all"... not *just* high school hijinks and social links... not *just* cool fights and challenges to overcome... not *just* empire building and resource management. 「I want it all.」 And for all the bitching I hear about people saying the quest isn't what they expected or wanted, I look back to that bold statement of desire and can't help but think that Quest is doing his damndest to deliver on all of that.
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>>2805725
Honestly I personally see it as just specifically Jackie not being able to handle the two other parts of "I want it all." I think the only Anon she'd happily handle is the one who picked just the SoL route and ignored the others. Meaning just because we're not an item anymore doesn't mean we're going to completely give up on slice of life. We're just not going to be dragging Jackie along on something she truly didn't want to go on.

I heavily doubt we're going to ignore slice of life stuff. We still need to get Luna a real body so she can taste earth foods. And Susan needs to date earth girls. And we got Sabrina, Justin, and Oskar on our good side still. And who knows whomst else we'll meet along the way. Hell, we might have some slice of life adventures in another dimension. That'd be fun.

As for The Quest, the only thing I personally have ever complained about is some cheap mechanics and the slow pacing. Aside from that the story itself has been generally solid.
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Jackie was right to do this, for many reasons.

I want anon to use this as a springboard for character growth. He has been getting a lot better, but there is still a long way to go.
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>that tweet
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>>2809814
The real question is if Marco is asking out of concern or because he's kind of a scumbag and sees an opportunity. Because let's be real, both in quest and canon Marco is kind of scummy.
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>>2809844
Wanna know a secret?
I've never seen the actual show.
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>>2809854
I ended up binging it after reading the first season of this quest to actually get context. Didn't really end up needing it.
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>>2803538

>My face

>My soul
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>*sigh*
>Marco is sympathetic enough that he would genuinely want to help Jackie's. Not just creep on her.
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>>2810214
The guy that had a couple hundred step plan whose been crushing on her since grade school couldn't possibly have an ulterior motive here?
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>>2810448
I'd worry more about the black girl making HARD advances on Jackie than a cuck like Marco.
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>>2810456
Seems like Janna won't let that fly though.
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Here is the latest from the Twitter on Jackie.


JACKIE LYNN THOMAS: "Status changed from In Relationship to Single"

Comment from " <3 *Yellow* <3 " "I told you he was a bum."
New comment from Janna Ordonia "Shut the fuck up Yellow. Keep it in your crusty ass panties."

New comment from Marco Diaz "You ok?"
J: "Will b latr"
So heres what I see. I see anon needing to return to basics and to rebuild his friendships while focusing in getting Toffee down and the spells back. We need to do both but right now, anon needs to mourn his breakup and hang with friends and mom. Luna first, then maybe Marco and the Diazs, maybe talk to skullnick and listen to her advice. Heck maybe shes seen Warplanet or competed and we can luagh about tearing off Loozars leg. Crack open a cold one with the boys. Fuck maybe even go see Janna and Atreus and see how shes doing.

We have a whole world to explore, a whole universe. The castle is a home now, we can have friends over. (We really should disguise the bathroom so it looks like its somewhere else and put in a signal jammer to prevent tracking).
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>>2810567
lrn how2linktweet, bum.

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest/status/1029813670690402304
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Because we can’t stop fucking things up for all involved; taking all bets on Jackie getting kidnapped by Toffee/Out Of Universe Mercenary Sent By Toffee now that we’re spending less time with her
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Had a thonk about it. Jackie has cemented herself as The One, no question. She's giving us the ability to focus solely on what we're devoted to doing for the time being, without having to worry about the well-being of someone else while wacky shit is about. Its gonna hurt right now, but that hurt is gonna pay it forward in happiness later when we actually [Have It All]. The order in which we're [Having It] has just changed for the better. For everyone.

And even if it changes, even if Jackie finds someone else that she can be TRULY happy with and TRULY loves, then why the HECK wouldn't we support her happiness anyway?
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>>2812022
If it happens, it happens. Maybe we could get some finders folly and give one to our friends who have a high chance of capture if they want, maybe combine it with MIB tracking tech too with wondervon. If we get worried about that level of thing we will be reduced to a paranoid wreck.
>>2812170
I wouldnt be so quick to make Jackie into a oneitus. There is no such thing as "The One". Many people can give anon the love he deserves, just that Jackie was the first. Anon and Jackie rushed too fast but with Anons life I cant blame them. I honestly dont think Anon and Jackie will ever get back together as romantic partners unless either changes dramatically into a specific person. Anon has his whole life and shouldnt let his First hang over him like a ghost, nor should he forget her. Life has a way of providing opportunity you miss if you cling to your past.
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>>2812369
>Many people can give anon the love he deserves, just that Jackie was the first.
Actually, no. The first and best was the woman who broke through the multiverse to get to us, Luna.

Still got a good point tho. Jackie and Anon probably won't get back together romantically. It's like trying to pair someone who wants to be a librarian with an aspiring rock star. To make one happy the other has to be unhappy.
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>>2812369
>not working to make your relationship actually work out
>accepting defeat so readily
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>>2812719
>implying we haven't been trying to make shit work since S1
>implying it wasn't fundamentally broken from the start, but the heart wants what the heart wants, so duct tape and toothpick repairs had to do
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>>2813486
>implying we can’t keep hope and believe the words Jackie left us with
>implying y’all mewggas don’t want true love to win out
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https://youtu.be/K_7ByiYbCYM

Guys, i know the perfect terrifying mine field system to use for The Castle in THE HOLE, Titanic Bobbit Worms
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>>2813486
>implying just repeatedly saying things without actually doing anything to change
>not using this opportunity to prove her right

>>2813935
this has got to be at least the 3rd time I've seen Bobbit worms in regards to the quest, for some reason
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>>2803538
>>2803690

Anon isn't going to stop loving Jackie. That's something that won't change. He'd be okay with just being her friend. He might not even make it weird. If she wants Anon to go and fix himself on his own that's fine. Anon is still going to care about her even if it's just as a friend. Maybe they get back together in the future or maybe they don't. Who knows what the future holds, but whatever it is I hope Anon actually learns from the painful lessons about personal growth that comes with relationships.

I really hope Anon tries to stop hating himself. I hope he doesn't loss his ability to trust people. I hope he continues caring about others. I hope he doesn't just see people as their uses and there stats.

Anon has been in desprite need of love and few have had the decency to give it to him. He has spent so much time just surviving against a world that was actively trying to kill him. Now fate is dead, but he doesn't feel different. He still hates himself. He keeps throwing himself into danger without regard for his own life. Will he ever stop hurting himself? Will he ever stop hurting people in general?

The only person who can really answer those questions is Anon. There maybe no good place for someone like Anon in this world or any world. He may never feel truely happy in the company of others. I just really want that for him. No matter what Anon is or becomes I hope he'll be happy.
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>>2816070

desperate*
truly*
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>>2803538
>>2803690
Love isn’t something that can owned and it cannot be taken. Love is a gift as It can only be given. A gift is only real if there are no strings attached to it.

If you love someone, you have to give them the freedom to choose to love you back. The freedom to choose is important, as sometimes a love is out of duty, loyalty, fear (of loneliness) or etcetera.

By turning the other person loose, if they come back, it is hopefully because they love you, and the feeling is mutual. If they don’t come back, you would only have been fighting a losing battle to hold on to them.

I think Anon truly loves Jackie and he should come back to her after he figures himself out. If she accepts him great and if not then that's okay to. It's the attempt that matters as loving some is giving them the power to hurt you terribly and hoping they don't.
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SESSION
START


>Where are we?
>Earth
>Home of the Universe's favorite substance
>Coffee
>Birthplace of Jazz
>The Hightop fade
>Also

>You
>Anonymous Dubson McMoot


UPDATED CHARACTER SHEET
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd

>You've just had a bit of a wild ride
>You went to a new world
>A place called WAR PLANET

>You made some new friends
>Or made new friends out of old ones
>While old ones made new people out of themselves


UPDATED ALLIES SHEET
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.noqk0yi97yv5

>You succeeded in a few metrics
>Your armies can now have cyber-tech Abominations
>Undead horrors that don't SUCC from your magic reserves

>Your Castle is no longer a ruin
>It still needs -some- work...

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit

>So much wealth
>A lot of your gold spent
>Yet still
>Despite all of that

>You feel like shit
>You're covered in shit
>Alicorn shit
>You smell like burnt shit
>Your hair, which is all just brown stubble
>Feels like shit
>Because you are shit, Anon
>Or at least you think you are

>Because you are standing outside on the sidewalk
>Staring at the night-cooled house
>Of your girl
>The first girl you ever had
>Jackie
>Who has just let you go

>You pushed so hard to get what you want
>You think you may have lost what you needed...

https://youtu.be/OqBuXQLR4Y8

>You are all alone
>Jackie is gone
>Luna and all your minions are back home at the castle
>You are here
>With just you
>tap tap
>Also Muscles


What do?

>Portal somewhere far away
(To let it all out)

>Walk the fuck home
(Clear your head, maybe get a snack on the way)

>Use your magic to float away
(You'll drift into the sky, and let the wind take you where it may)


Art thanks to a discord pal
https://discord.gg/x25nASh

Session Thanks to everybody.

Let's rock.
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>>2816532
Let's go home and take a shower. That should clear our head. And we'll be clean because of it too.
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>Walk the fuck home
Let's try to build Anon up to be more in control of his actions and emotions.
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>>2816532
>other
Visit the Diazes
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>>2816532
>Go see the Diaz Family.
>Also shower the goddamn alicorn shit off.
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>>2816553
Oh Also.
>Grab BJ and play your Heart out.
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>>2816532
>>2816548
Specifically, this: >>2816553
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>>2816532
Go to the Diaz's
Tell them that shit went south
Don't scream, don't cry, don't act like a spasmodic dick, just sit and think.
Maybe get out BJ and play some tunes
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>>2816553
>>2816548
>>2816570
Literally why? That makes no sense what so ever.
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>>2816532
Go soak in the ocean. Then play Butter Johnson on the beach
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>Go home
>Take a shower
>Talk to Mom, tell her we love her, talk about what went down at War Planet and what is eating at her
>Text Marco, see if he will have us over. Say please.
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>>2816532
>>2816548
>>2816566
Support also extends to >>2816570
The Diazes did nothing wrong. At most, the only problem(s) is the strife Marco and Star caused us. Mr. and Mrs. Diaz deserve no trouble, and in fact deserve all the love and respect they can get.
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>>2816532
>Get the alicorn shit off of you and BJ.
>Put some clean clothing on.
>Portal to Hawaii
>Sit on the beach and look out into the ocean.
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>>2816532
adding:
make sure to clean off BJ and maybe play him a bit
to my vote:
>>2816586
>>
So right now on the roster to Anon's coming up from Rock Bottom tour.

>Have to talk with Luna about how she is doing
>Make up with Marco and talk to the Diazs
>Talk to Janna at some point, maybe throw her a text and let her decide how to approach us
>Fix Bow back to himself or...???
>Work on talking with Star, if only to get her vote on us for Moon and to make inroads to the MHC
>Call Hekapoo, maybe invite her to the castle. Show her that we aren't terrible (have to head off the conflict over the spells)

>MIB maybe help Excalibur kick out the old leaders
>Ludo being a shit somewhere
>Toffee being a bigger shit
>Minor people (Dirtbrother, Nick Cage, Sabrina, Oskar, The bois, etc etc)
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>>2816532
>>Walk the fuck home
>(Clear your head, maybe get a snack on the way)


>>2816548
>>2816553
>>2816566
>>2816570
The Diaz don't deserve to have to deal with a kid covered in alicorn shit and emotional problems right now.
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>>2816606
>>2816532
Alternatively, go back to Hawaii.
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So now we count.
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The idea was to go back and talk to them about how we kind of abandoned them out of no where.

You know. Actually fixing our shit. Rather than moping like a shit lord.
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>>2816651
I'd like to not be cover in shit while we do that.
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>>2816651
So, instead of Susan, Bow, Luna, Sabrina, just any of our close friends who we could improve on and fix things with, instead let's just go to the Diaz's. Right.
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>>2816606
>>2816660
Then we take a shower, THEN visit the Diazes.
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>>2816606
>>2816610
The Diaz left us an open invitation, we gotta talk to someone.

>>2816668
I would also caution people to add a talk with Luna before we go over because she's our mom and we should let her know we love her. We haven't really made time for her at all these last few weeks.
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>>2816670
>We haven't really made time for her at all these last few weeks.

More like ever. The closest we've ever gotten to just spending time with her was that one breakfast we brought Emily along with too. Besides that we've neglected her more than Sabrina.
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The votes...

>Portal far away
1 vote (back to Hawaii)

>Fly
0 votes

>Walk the fuck home
5 votes

>Go to the Diaz's
5 votes

A tie?

>Makes sense
A: "..."
>You're so quiet now
>You're...

>A tie
>This should be a special event
>You feel a lick on your left hand
>You turn
>A dog is there
>Some kinna Shiba
>It's JACKED
>Also
>It's face is a little swollen
>Like it ate a bee
>The dog does not look upset about this at all

A: "H-hey little guy."
>You raise up Muscles to pet him
>Then stop
>You see your right hand
>It flexes instinctively
>Makes sense
>Muscles feels life
>So he craves death

>You lower your arm
A: "Get outta here."
>The dog nuzzles your hand
A: "I said FUCK OFF!"
>The comfy dog does not back away
>It just looks at you for a while
>Comfortably
>Then shakes it's head
>A bee flies out of it's lip
>The dog heads off for the bushes

A: "It's better for you this way."
>You mutter half way to yourself
A: "Better for everybody."
>Who the hell should want to see you anyways?
>Is that what you're thinking?

A: "I-..."
>You look back up at Jackie's
A: "Goodbye."

cont
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>>2816695
>>2816695

>MEANWHILE
>AT THE HOUSE OF DIAZ

https://youtu.be/uHZGiMzmKQM

R: "Angie! Could you get the door, sweetie?"
An: "I can't! I'm stirring butter!"
R: "Ai, these darn late night sales p-"
>Caclick

>Rafael Diaz
>A small hill of a warm
>Dark haired
>Smiling man
>Gasps at the sight of you
>His fingers release the door
>It creaks as he stares at you
>Wordless
>Aghast

A: "M-...Mister Diaz."
>Oh boy
A: "Hi, I-"
>Here it comes
>You're streaming tears
>Still covered in shit
>Still partly burnt
>With no hair
>No real clothes
>A spiked Saxophone in your hand

>You're hiccuping
>Struggling for air

A: "I- I'm sorry I didn't write...and I know it's Sunday Funday bu-"

https://youtu.be/udfQEHp3DT0

A: "HMPFGH!"
>What?
>You're being hugged

R: "Anon.Mi chico favorito."
>This isn't a tourist hug
>Raf can't even see you
>Everything that was on you
>Is now on him
>All over him
>His hands meet on either shoulder

R: "ANGIE! Guess who's here!"
An: "Is it the p-"
>Angie was leaning out of the kitchen
>Mixing butter and caramel corn
>She drops them both
An: "ANON!?"

A: "Hey, Angie."
>You squeak
>She runs over to you
>Hugs her husband around you
>You seriously can't breathe but
>Huh
>Guess somebody wanted to see you after all


A: "Can I use your bathroom?"


>Boom
>You are in the shower
>Muscles is starting to get mad
>You were killing for a whole night
>A whole day even
>He is punching the air
>He thinks it was awesome
>He does not understand why you are not hype
>Or not killing


What do now?

>Go downstairs and sit with the Diazes
(Show them all the crazy shit going on)

>Listen to the walls
(The Diaz house is notoriously thin, you might hear conversations)

>Pop out and see if Marco is home
(Sneaky the breek)
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>>2816698
>A tie
>Go to the Diaz's anyway
Yeah OK. That makes sense.

>Go downstairs and sit with the Diazes
>(Show them all the crazy shit going on)
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>>2816698
>Listen to the walls while we dry off

>Try to convey to Muscles that punching was had but very important battle was lost

>Then go downstairs and let them know we had a very bad day, got dumped and wanted to come see our friend and his family, if they will have us.
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>>2816698
>Explain to Muscles that we got more to think about than killing and punching
Then
>Talk to the Diaz’s.
Don’t just spill everything out, go slow. Answer questions if asked, let them know you appreciate the hospitality.
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>>2816698
>Just go down and talk to them like a normal person.
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>Go downstairs and sit with the Diazes
>(Show them all the crazy shit going on)
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>>2816698
>Listen to the walls
>(to see if Marco is home and avoid him.)
then
>Go downstairs and sit with the Diazes
(Apologize for not writing or calling)

>>2816710
>>Then go downstairs and let them know we had a very bad day, got dumped and wanted to come see our friend and his family, if they will have us.
Why would Anon want to see Marco right now?
Just talk with the Diaz, then leave.
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>>2816698
Pretty much >>2816719
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>>2816698
>>2816722
Just Ask the Diaz how they've been.
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>>2816722
Because Anon showing up, in person to talk and be human to is something Marco might appreciate.

If we wants us to go then we can go, but we can't hide from confrontation forever. Gotta face up and talk things out or you'll just run forever and be alone.
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>>2816733
>be alone.
>We have at least five friends back home not counting any other school friends
Stop it with this meme that Marco is the one and only friend who exists.
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>>2816733
BUT I WANT ANON TO SUFFER AND WALLOW IN HIS OWN MISERY LIKE I DO
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>>2816698
supporting:
>>2816719
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>>2816698
go and sit and convo with the diazes
SECRET [spolier]LORE[/spoiler] ROUTE
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>>2816698
>>Go downstairs and sit with the Diazes
Try to play Mariachi on BJ and comedically fail miserably
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>>2816698
>>2816719
this

>>2816706
also this
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>>2816698
>>Go downstairs and sit with the Diazes
Let's have a trip down memory lane
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>>2816743
too Bad, learn to heal and become stronger.
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>>2816808
Yeah, heal by lingering on the past and literally never moving on from one bad event in your life.
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>>2816813
>Yeah, heal by lingering on the past and literally never moving on from one bad event in your life.

Who said anything about lingering? We are at Marcos right now, reconnecting with a past we abandoned because of one thot. Letting all our past relationships die from a combination of angst, poor choices and our feelings towards a bugthot is letting Star and the universe win.
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>6 votes for go and talk
>2 votes for listen to the walls

>Bathrooms
>What is it about bathrooms?
>They're so quiet
>So powerfully protected

>You haven't had much alone time since all this began
>Before you got your powers
>You'd come here to AVOID being alone
>The worst kind of alone
>Alone with someone else
>Who made you FEEL alone
>With your dad
>With your knocked out mom

>You used to spend a lot longer in Bathrooms
>To be alone and not threatened
>SKKZZZRht

>You turn off the water
>Take a deep breath
>You want to just gush
>Or scream

>Muscles hands you a towell
>It's Marco's Floral Purple one
>As you dry Muscles questions your sadness again

A: "We killed a lot but we lost Jackie."
>Lost?
A: "She dumped us, bro."
>Dumped?
A: "It means she doesn't wanna see us anymore."
>Then she will have to closer her eyes. We are not leaving.
A: "It means we can't grab her fat ass and twist it like you used to..."
>Muscles is quiet

>THEN IS QUIET AND ANGRY
>WHAM!
>HE SHATTERS A HOLE INTO THE PORCELAIN WALL

https://youtu.be/yg8116aeD7E

A: "SHIT!"
>HE FLOPS OUT ONTO THE FLOOR
>WRITHES LIKE AN EPILEPTIC SEA SERPENT

A: "GOD'S SHITTING EYE SOCKETS, STOP!"
>How can this happen!?
>You're so STRONG!
>WHY
>WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT WANT THIS POWER WITH THEM!?

A: "SUCK IT UP!"
>He starts to yank on the toilet
>You yank backwards
>Straining on your heels

A: "STOP FEELING FUCKING SORRY FOR YOURSELF AND TREAT PAIN LIKE A TEACHER!"

>Knock knock
R: "Anon? Are you ok in there?"

A: "y-..."
>Muscles
>Relaxes
>Wriggles his fingers at you
>He is mewling
>He shoves his hand into yours
>Like he wants pets

A: "We're ok."
R: "Well, we have the popcorn. Angie's got the board game set up..."
A: "I'll be right down."

>You dress in...
>Oh
>Your clothes are trashed

cont
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>>2816833
>>2816833

A: "I should have gone home first...but...nah. I can still do this."
>You rub your chin
>Swallow
A: "I'm gonna talk to people. I'm gonna share."
>You grit your teeth
>Shake as you spit out the promise you make to yourself
A: "I'm gonnabegroundedandsharewithoutBURDENINGOTHERS."

>Anon?

>Do you want to bring the rest of your family over?

>Susan
>Wondy
>His kid
>The skeletons
>Probably even bow
>He's fine as long as he's in a cage
>Or rather
>Everyone else is fine


>They're all waiting for you
>At the castle
>In your little world
>Maybe your world
>AND the human one

>Don't have to be separate?

>The Diaz's have always been good to you
>Even Marco

>Anon leans out of the bathroom
>Glares down the hall
>Marco's door is closed
>The Lights off

A: "Fuck Marco."
>You slam the door closed
>Ponder your rekt armor


What do about your clothes?
Do you want to invite everyone?

A: "Mom."
L: "Yes?"
A: "Do we have snacks?"
L: "We can. In short order."
A: "...will anyone die getting the snacks?"
L: "Probably. If they deserve it."


What do?

Also.

>There's a magical glowy thing on the bathroom counter that looks like the end of Star's wand

sniff

Just sayin.
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>>2816839
>Leave your wand next to hers.
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>>2816839
>>2816855
this

leave/change clothes too
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>Leave your wand next to hers.
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>>2816839
>Ask The Diaz if you can invite your... friends? Family? A lot has been happening.
>Then invite them
>Tell mom your ordering out for snacks.
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>>2816839
Supporting >>2816855
Sure, bring the rest, but do it Gandalf Style.
You know, with the Bring Them One At A Time method, with a side of asking the Diazes beforehand if it's ok.
Unless they ask to just let them all in, to which chase LET 'EM RIP LIKE BANEBLADES
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>>2816839
>look left
>look right
>take the wand and rube our balls on it
>afterwards, invite the ask the Diazs if we can invite our family over, and if yes bring them
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>>2816839
>Do you want to bring the rest of your family over?
Yes. Especially Luna.

>>2816855
>>2816861
>>2816863
>>2816868
Literally why though? Why not just put it in our pocket, or send it home or literally anything besides leaving it in the fucking bathroom?
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>>2816868
This is good yeah.

>>2816871
Because a toothbrush is a symbol that you belong somewhere.

If star can belong here so can we, and she should have to SEE it.
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>>2816839


>Fix the Bathroom
>Inspect the magic bit but respect it
>Don't lash out at marco
>Invite Susan and Luna over...after we talk to the Diaz'
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Adding:
>Invite Susan and Luna over...after we talk to the Diaz
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>>2816863
>>2816855
w-why? that is stupid
https://youtu.be/tXm6F-K6Ffo
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>>2816875
That's not a tooth brush though, that's a fucking wand charger. And this is our wand. And we're leaving it in the damn bathroom, the reason why we're equal to Luna in power and you're wanting to leave it next to the fucking charger. This makes absolutely no sense beyond being retarded.
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>>2816878
support
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>>2816889
>We can always grab it L8er.
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>>2816839
Mournmend the Bathroom. sacrifice Uh.. something to do so.

>>2816861
>>2816866
>>2816868
>>2816869
>>2816871
Look at you. Trying to be happy and healthy and not sad.
Have you forgotten how Jackie must be feeling right now? She was the one that dumped you, remember?

Trying to be happy while those you say you love suffer. What a horrible person you are, Anonymous McMoot.
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>>2816839
supporting:
>>2816878
Include Wondervon and his son.
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>>2816901
Shut up Jack ass.
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>>2816901
Fine, be depressed. I don't care! Just stop being so god damn stupid!
>>
>>2816901

Shut.
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>>2816901
no u
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>>2816839
>ask the Diaz’s if they mind if our mom and (sister?) Susan come over
Only them. Leave the Skelemen, Bow is dangerous right now, Wondervon is probably busy.

Also >>2816855
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>>2816924
Actually yea this probably.

Susan Luna ect.
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>>2816839
Changing my vote from:
>>2816905
To:
>>2816924
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>>2816906
>>2816908
>>2816915
>>2816921
What must she be going through? You think It didn't hurt her to cut with us?
And you're here, planning to organize a party to forget your OWN troubles while ingnoring those of others.

GOD, you disgust me.
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>>2816889
I see it more as more of a sign of peace. When Star and Marco inevitably show up we can point out how we left it there to help illustrate that we're not up to anything.

I don't support the action though as Quest will also inevitably kick us in the balls as soon as it will hurt the most
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>>2816924
I say we consider regarding Susan as our Sister.
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>>2816940
>The best thing we can do for her is follow what she wished for us.
>Fix... us.
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>>2816940
wtf do you want us to do? Just mope around eating tons of ice cream watching sad movies and listening to Nazareth's Love Hurts? No, she told us that we needed to fix ourselves, so instead of feeling sorry for our ass we should instead say "this is not the end of the world", be an adult, and go be with friends and family
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>>2816947
It all has to be on your terms, isn't it?
>We' don't need professional help! We need only to try to fix ourselves! "Get Help"? Please. We can do this, like we did everything else.
You couldn't compromise for Jackie, and you cannot compromise now with yourself.
What makes you think this will help you fix anything about yourself, Anon?
Get real.
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>>2816968
Go on, try and fix yourself, McMoot.
See what happens next "adventure".
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>>2816968
hes trolling avoid engaging.

>>2816970
Anon needs to stop hating himself. He needs to learn to appreciate what he has.
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>>2816839
changing my vote from:
>>2816937
to:
Just leaving the wand in the bathroom.
Fixing the bathroom somehow.
Talk with the diaz on your own.
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>>2816980
>>2816970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2J7HMaQ5eo
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Guys, don't leave the wand. Its going to blow up in our face if we do it. plus its just the charger not the ACTUAL wand.
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>>2816839
Mournmend Bathroom.
Leave Wand in bathroom.
Talk with Diazes alone.
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>>2816992
take the wand with us
never leave it alone
you idiots its not bound to us we can lose it
>>
If mournmending sacrifice Pokemon: leafgreen. Anon's favorite video game.
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>>2817001
Can't mournmend as we don't have anything of value to trade, just use simple repair magic.

Never, ever, ever Leave the wand alone. The Wand is our power and is irreplaceable until we enchant it to only be held by us or those we allow..
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>>2816839
If Mournmending, I support >>2817014
>>
Make sure to cast the finders folly on the wand.
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>>2817022
This too I think.>>2817014
Also pokemon sacrifice.
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>>2817001
>>2816901
>>2816839
Fine.

Mournmend Bathroom.
Don't leave the wand.
Talk with Diazes alone.
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guys, wands have started interstellar wars over them. and i totally think that Quest will jump on the opportunity to get it nabbed if we leave it alone in a bathroom that anyone can go into and that has no security whatsoever. DO NOT DO IT.
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A: "..."
>You look at Muscles
>He looks at you
>He reaches for the Glowing thing on the counter
>Shows it to you
>He slowly moves to the underside of your b-

A: "HMPH!"
>You draw your hand up
>Glare at the crystal heart thing
A: "No. No we do this CLEAN."

>You roll the crystal in your hands
>Muttering to yourself
>As your eyes hurt to behold it
>You almost feel like you could pick out what it does...

A: "But how..."
>You feel it
>In the base of your skull
>A sense you never felt before
>Like a magical itch

You would need to ROLL INT
>Also, your nose has begun to bleed

A: "AH!"
>You hurl the crystal away
>Nerd shit
>Fucking nerd shit
>Making your brain fuzzy

>You spit into the toilet
>Which leans over
>You pop it back in place
>Stick a few tiles into the wall
>Horribly

>You know magic to fix it
>Magic BETTER
>Magic makes SENSE
>Sort of...

>You whip out your scissors
A: "...No more hiding either."
>A little flick of the wrist
>A little back and forth
>You work some magic

ANON HAS UPGRADED THE DIAZES' BATHROOM

IT NOW HAS AN OVERHEAD SHOWER
BIDE' TOILET
HEATED FLOORS

A: "God damnit I really liked Leaf Green."

cont
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>>2817022
We can't cast that and finders folly doesn't prevent theft and spells can be undone.

Never leave a loaded gun out of your sight
never leave a wand where literally anyone can grab it.

Just, no.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2817046
INT ROLL
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2817046
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2817046
ROLL INT YOU NERD
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2817046
Fuck it.
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>>2817046
>>2817046

>MEANWHILE
>DOWNSTAIRS

An: "Raffy. I don't think this is ok."
R: "I don't either, sweetie but we both know he can't just -go home-."
An: "Not that, dear. I mean what if Marco comes back home? They'll fight."
>Rafael looks stern
R: "Not on Saturday game night! Not on MY watch. We raised a cool headed young man, darling...and Anon is uh..."
>They both stare forward

An/R: "Good at heart."

A: "Diazes!"
>They both turn
>You're standing on the stairs
>Your clothes changed
>Still patchy
>Fuck
>You want to talk them but you d-
>Hm
>How do you do this?

A: "I'mma magic boy now."
>You show them your wand
>Then you put it in the logical place
>Upstairs in the bathroom
>Somebody might see it

>You WANT them to see it
>Letem' know who they owe the bill to

R: "Magic? Like Star's magic?"
A: "Nothing like that."
An: "Like Houdini?"
A: "Naw. It's real."

>You step to the side
>As a little figure floats down beside you
A: "This is my magic mom."
L: "Hello~ "

>Angie looks very confused
An: "Anon did you...get adopted?"
L: "Even better."
>Luna kisses your cheek
L: "He's made his own little family. I've been the one fortunate enough to facilitate it."


>Raph looks at his wife
R: "Dat sounds..."
>He chuckles
>A little nervous
R: "Unconventional?"
>Angie cuts him off

An: "What are you child care credentials?"
L: "I'm near billions of years old."
An: "Are you registered?"
L: "I'm eternal."

A: "It's ok."
>You offer your hand upstairs
>Two huge bare feet come plodding down

Su: "Hewwo!"
A: "This is Susan."
>Angie softens a bit

An: "Hello, there. Do you go to school around here?"
A: "I made her a body in a swamp once."
Su: "Twice!"
A: "Now she's my sister."
Su: "Sometimes dawghter."

R: "Anon...how many people are in your family now?"

A: "Uhhh"

W: "Vat are you dewingk!?"
A: "Huh? How the hell are you messaging me?"
W: "Your minions are psionically linked to you, numbskull."
A: "Don't make fun of me. I already want to crawl into a ditch and die."
W: Vhy?"
A: "Jackie dumped me."
W: "Oh...firzt time?"
A: "Yeah."
W: "Vant to talk about i-"
A: "ALREADY AM THANKS."
W: "Fine. Fine."


>Wondervon wants to know if he can send your skeletons to try and get his volcano power

Y/N (Mission with Wondervon as commander)

He would need your scissors.


cont
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2817046
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

Lets throw dice at nothing!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2817046
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>>2817085
>Y/N (Mission with Wondervon as commander)
>He would need your scissors.

Yeah sure. But make sure he knows if he steals our scissors and runs off we will find him and we will kill him.
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>>2817085
Y
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>>2817116
support
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Luna, please. We love you. Please dont mess with Diaz. They are nice. Just please, please, please be nice to them.
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>>2817085
Y but remind him not fuck around, trust is something we are learning

AND GET YOUR WAND BACK IN SIGHT
MAYBE A ROOM CORNER
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>>2817085
>Sigh with reluctance due to how vulnerable we're making ourselves
>but Y.
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>>2817085
>>2817085

Also.


An: "So...board game?"
R: "A movie?"

An/R: "Charades!?"

A: "I had my first girlfriend and we made it like nearly a year."
>Angie looks like she's glowing
An: "Oh my god, Anon I'm so happy for y-"
A: "She dumped me before I came over and now I'm bald and sad..."
R: "Oh my god, Anon we're so s-"
A: "Can we hang out?"
>You sniff
A: "Like...like I don't wanna be a burden. No mushy stuff."
>You grit your teeth

A: "I just wanted to be somewhere bright. Somewhere with color."
>Luna looks a little dejected
>Until you hug her to your chest as if she were your pikachu

A: "Where me and all my dark things can be safe and warm."

>Raf stands up
>He looks deadly serious
>You are certain most of the creatures in this room could kill him
>Yet his bowling shirt
>His thing moustache
>His house
>Which smells of body oil
>Cactus water
>Paint supplies
>Makes him look invincible


R: "Ju listen to me."
>His eyes narrow
R: "Dere is ALWAYS room...deh Diaz casa."


Su: "What the fuck have yew gotten us intew Anown?"

What do?

L: "Anonymous."
A: "Mom holy shit I put my wand somewhere like a signature what am I doing?"
L: "Your best. Do you want a way to keep it safe?"
A: "Yesplease oh god that'd be swell."
L: "If we took a trip to somewhere...magical."
A: "Magical?"

L: "Say that Mewni place your world has. Specifically the place where Glossaryck put my vessel spell."
A: "..."
L: "There must be -power- there, my darling. Power we can retool. Give your wand an extra enchantment."
A: "What sort?"
L: "The kind that could make it fly to your hand. Make it come at your command. Even contain your own soul. In case you should fall in battle..."

A: "...Runny hot DOGSHIT this is some Mojo."
L: "Indeed."


It would appear there is a desire to roll that INT.

I shall enact the d10
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>>2817127
This dont threaten him but tell him not to jerk around much.
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>>2817085
>Y
yeah sure, he's pretty much more than proven he's both capable and not a traitorous rat at this point.
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>>2817132
GO UPSTAIRS AND GET THAT WAND RIGHT NOW
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>>2817085
>I’ll coordinate the mission later, just... spend some time with your son, Wondervon.

And to the Diaz’s
>A lot! I think. More than zero, like before. I got a dog, sort of, and a weird uncle, sort of. And, like, servants, sort of? It’s weird.
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>>2817132
CHERADES.

ALSO APOLOGIZE TO MARCO
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2817132
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2817132
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>>2817132
>Su: "What the fuck have yew gotten us intew Anown?"
Family night. With my whole family.

LET'S PLAY CHARADES!
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>>2817147
Actually yes. Tell him to take the night with his son.
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>>2817149
No, I just want to be the best there ever was....at board games
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>>2817085
Y
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>>2817154
>One off
Figures
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>>2817149
>ALSO APOLOGIZE TO MARCO
For what? What did we even really do to him?
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Oh HEY

>TELL WONDERVON THAT THE US GOVT AKA THE MIB MONITOR ALL VOLCANOS FOR SEISMIC ACTIVITY.

Point him towards Wikipedia and let him find an inactive one that will better suit his needs as well as well detailed information about Earth's mining equipment.
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>>2817126
Mom, you can talk to the Diaz family. Its fine.
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>>2817165
We abused his friendship, its time to make it right.
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>>2817170
Yes. Talk to the Diaz's. Instead of it being one good mom talking to a bad mom, she talk to a fellow good mom.
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>>2817175
>>2817176
Your right, Mrs. Diaz might have been our mom in another world. She knows the burden you took up. She will respect that if nothing else.
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>>2817175
How tho? Literally how? I don't remember anything that bad to him besides being kind of racist at times. You know, before he left us
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>>2817175
>>2817175

We also flipped out on him and his family. Thinking they rejected us and wanted to replace us. Which is now. Blatantly. Untrue

We fucked out of their lives despite them clearly wanting us. To upset both of us.
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>>2817195
>We flipped out on his family
Wot? No we didn't. What are you smoking?
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>>2817132
Send Wonder to do his shit
I will ignore the INT roll because it was NOT desired, but I like that you are making gameplay reactive quest, i appreciate the extra effort.
Also, and i can't understate this. NO APOLOGIZING GOD DAMN IT!
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>>2817201
We have not seen them in over a year.
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>>2817184
Let go down the list
>We dropped our life long friendship over a tough situation where he had to manage star over us

>We dragged him into life or death shootouts multiple times

>We took advantage of him when he was injuries and needed our help and then mocked him for being upset at our literal anal rape

>>2817195
This too

Anon acted like a complete asshole because he lacks basic identify friend or foe and treats everything like a life or death fight.
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>>2817085
>>2817132
>Y/N (Mission with Wondervon as commander)
Mh... A sign of trust? Very well.
Don't threaten him, but make it clear this is a show of our trust to him.

He can have CopHat skeleton and a dozen of our remaining skeletons.
CopHat is to report back on mission progress and whatever Wondervon tries to do, not to separate at any moment .

The rest of our skeletons will remain with Olson in the castle.
Trust but Verify.


>>2817132
Thank the Diazes. Tell them that you want to Apologize to Marco, but you don't put any value in words. We're not sure how we can make it up to him.
Then we can crawl into that ditch and die.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2817132
>Charades
Go get your wand and show it to the diaz to prove you're magic then put it in the living room corner.
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>>2817132
>CHARADES CHARADES CHARADES CHARADES CHARADES
If Marco (maybe Star too...) pops in, invite him/them to join in.
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>>2817209
>>2817206
>>2817201
WE abandoned THEM.

Even if Marco screwed us thats not on THEM.

I am willing to put Marco under the bridge for the Diaz family.

Star too.

They probably wondered if WE DIED. They probably wondered if WE WENT BACK INTO THAT HOUSE AND NEVER CAME OUT.
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>>2817210
On the first point, didn't Marco say we were never friends after Star clocked us? Everything else is on the money though.
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>>2817210
OK but what about before we met Luna? Like this has been bugging me for a while. I don't see why Marco literally just started ghosting Anon.
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>>2817132
>>2817206
Also yeah play the game with them.
We need the fun right now.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2817149
support
rolling for dat INT
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>>2817210
I agree with the first two, though I'm pretty sure we just gave him a dumb looking white heart on his ass when we fixed him up, not that we raped him.
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>>2817230
We ghosted on marco. Anon saw it that way.

Because he was angry and in love and jealous.
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>>2817225
They WHY ARE WE APOLOGIZING TO MARCO!
You will stop this retardation at once and understand that we have NOTHING to apologize for, and the fact that we are here to start with playing their fun games is enough to show them we still care.
Stop. Being. Stupid.
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>>2817239
Marco literally never tried to contact us after Star punched us though. Like the first time he paid us any attention to us was after he got corrupted by his monster arm and threatened us over headbook. Star made more of an effort to contact us than Marco did. And Marco was supposed to be our friend.
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>>2817230
we ghosted him. Marco treats all his friends equally but there is only so much Marco to go around. It stressed us out but when Star punched us and Marco went off to comfort her we took that as betrayal. It sucks and hurts but if we had then took the time to really talk it out with marco we wouldn't have become estranged like we are now with literally all of our friends.

Anon cannot express emotions in a non-destructive way, even positive ones.

At the end of the day its all teenage bullshit and part of maturing is learning to think and speak first before letting your emotions vomit shit all over everything.
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I misspoke.

Apologize to his parents. They dont deserve the shit were giving him.
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The thing is Anon doesn't believe in words and the weight behind them. Marco does as do many others. Just because he thinks words are meaningless doesn't mean they are.

Part of, what I hope this act is about, is anon learning to challenge his assumptions, try new things and learn to not hide in his own dark, hurt shell.

Get out of the hurt locker anon.
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>>2817250
He treats his friends equally yet he didn't really show any sadness towards his friend being punched in the face. Like almost nothing. He clearly didn't treat us equal to Star. Not even a text of "U OK?" he didn't even tell us what we did to Star was wrong. He literally just completely forgot/ignored us.
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>>2817250
> Marco treats all his friends equally
This is an actual lie
He ditched MOST of his friends for Star
Completely left Alpho and the Fat One in the cold, and is even now fucking off to do magic shit.

>Anon cannot express emotions in a non-destructive way, even positive ones.
That is YOUR fault for assuming he can't. If you don't want Anon to act like a broken child stop pretending like he needs fixing all the time.
We can do better, but this isn't it.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

Rolling to kill the Diaz family
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>>2817282
THANK YOU!
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>>2817282
This is correct.
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>>2817282
>He ditched MOST of his friends for Star
>Completely left Alpho and the Fat One in the cold, and is even now fucking off to do magic shit.
Oh yeah, what's funny is they even acknowledged that in the show.
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>>2817305
Thats brutal.

At least anon never had any friends to begin with!

And now I am sad.
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>>2817282
Anon is a broken child as hell. He was abused for 15 years and only just now got out from his abusive situation.

Anon dumps his love in one shot and smothers anyone that would show him affection

Anon hates at the barest of slights and would kill someone for stepping on his jordans..


Anon needs to rebuild his entire outlook and approach to life if he doesn't want to end up a broken and twisted asshole with no friends or any meaningful relationships.
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>>2817316
This too.
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>>2817316
We can do that on our own terms.
I would argue that UNLESS we do it on our own terms it doesn't MEAN anything, we would just be going through the motions of what "normal" people to when they want people to like them.
We are acting a part, not being honest.
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>>2817235
>>2817235
The roll winner.

L: "Did you realize something?"
A: "...yeah."
L: "That's an arcana check you just performed."
A: "I know what that thing does. It's a battery."
L: "A powerful one."
A: "Can we use it?"
L: "We could make it with the right materials."
A: "What can it do?"
L: "If it can power Star's wand. Imagine the ~beautiful~ creatures it could create."
A: "Abominations..."
L: "Precious little things."



>Back to reality

A: "...Yeah, let's play Charades."
>Angie smiles at you
>Her eyes soft
>Her grin nonjudgmental and certainly not forced

An: "So what's all this about magic?"
A: "Like."

>You reach back up to the bathroom
A: "Oh, and this is Muscles."
An: "Hello!"
>Muscles returns
>Holsters your wand

>He offers you the respecc knuckles
>You dapp your main chapp


>Raf looks at Susan
R: "Ju have...big arms."
Su: "So do you!"
R: "Indeed. Dees is why we shall compete over who goes first."

>They rock paper scissors

R: "SHoot!"
Su: "SHOOT!"

>Raf chose scissors
>Susan, Rock

Su: "WOO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOO!"

cont
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>>2817344
>>2817344

>Angie comes back into the room
>With butter
>Caramel
>Popcorn

An: "Everybody on the couch!"
>You squish down
>Eye the house

A: "So...where's Marco?"
>Raf sits next to you
>Gets a fistful of Pop
R: "He said Star and he needed to visit a friend...in jail?"
An: "At a boarding school, Honey."
R: "OH! Right. Dey just said it was -like- a prison."
A: "I wonder what they do there."

Su: "What do I do?"
A: "You pretend to be someone else."
Su: "OH! Wike you do wiff stwangews!"

>Raf raises an eyebrow
Su: "He pwetends not to want hungs from evewybody."
>Anon is pink
>Also about to kill Susan

An: "So. Ms?"
L: "Luna. My name is Luna Webwillow."
An: "Oh, how charming. Is it french?"
L: "Extra-dimensional."
An: "Oh. Farthest I've ever been is France."
L: "Why are you speaking in pleasantries, Angie?"
>Luna turns to Marco's mom
>Her eyes blazing pink
>Her irises pits

L: "Tell me what you really love. About your painting. About motherhood."
>She blinks
>At the speed of a full year
L: "Tell me about what it's like to have such a special baby boy."

>Those two
>Hit it
>Off

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>>2817350
>>2817350

MEANWHILE
BACK AT THE CASTLE

W: "Vell!? VELL!?"
>Your voice comes out of the Skeleton Wondy is screaming at

A: "...You know this means I trust you, right?"
>A distant SHHHRRRK can be heard
>A skeleton runs off
>Comes back from THE HOLE
>With your scissors

A: "Serve me well. The gifts will be endless."
W: "Of courze. Of courze"
A: "Wondervon."
>He pauses
A: "Never. Ever. Disappoint me."
W: "Heh..."
>Wondervon straps on his goggles
W: "Anyzing I couldn't do."
>He opens his first portal
W: "Could never. Be. Done."


NEW TRAIT UNLOCKED
COMMANDER SPECIALTIES

WONDERVON NOT ONLY REMOVES DISAD ON MINION MISSIONS

HE ADDS ADVANTAGE
ON MISSIONS REQUIRING INTELLIGENCE


>Susan is doing her Charades bit
>She is laying on her stomach
>With her hands near her face
>She opens her mouth

R: "Ah!Ah! No sound!"

Su: "..."
>She closes her teeth
>So hard she jumps


CHARADES GOES AT HYPER SPEED
FIRST WIS ROLL IS TAKEN TO GUESS

OR

WILD GUESSES IN YOUR COMMENTS


>SUSAN IS ON HER STOMACH
>BITING THE AIR

WHAT IS SHE!?
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2817353
Bow!
Alligator!
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>>2817353
MANGO CROCODILE!
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>>2817353
BOBBIT WORM
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>>2817353
Bitconnect guy
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2817353
she either is the abstract representation of the patriarchy oppressing women in the world, or an alligator
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>>2817353
SHES PRETENDING TO BE NEW BORN BOW
BOOM OUT OF THE EGG
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>>2817353
>>2817372
Oh shit, right, it's not our turn yet.
Pretty much >>2817376
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>>2817353
Oh man, Is susan reliving the memories of the time we killed a gator and gave her a lizard body?
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>>2817364
>>2817363

>Susan snap
>She nip
>Crawls around on the ground

>Suddenly you and Rafael shout at the same time

A/R: "ALIGATOR!"
A: "Aw!"
R: "A quickdraw! Nais!"
A: "I guessed it so fast cause I have a pet gator who's life I fear for."
An: "...why?"
A: "His foliage is getting dead and I don't know why."
L: "We've tried magic cures. Ineffective."

An: "Have you tried pesticide?"
>Anon stops
>Stares into space
>Screams
>Forever
>Internally

An: "Oooohhh! So fast!"
L: "Angie, dear. The cookies."
An: "Oh! Well you shouldn't skimp on the butter."
L: "Butter?"
An: "Oh, were you raised vegan?"
L: "Carnivorous or baked goods with Lard."
An: "No...butter?"
>Angie offers Luna some popcorn

L: "I couldn't."
An: "Oh. Diet?"
L: "I am a phantom projected from a dead universe."
An: "W-...well you wear it well!"
L: "You are indomitably cheery."


>You and Mr. Diaz Square off

R: "So it haz come to this, Mi hijo."

>He raises his hand
>You flinch

>He throws it down

R: "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SH-"


ROCK
PAPER

OR

SCISSORS!?
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>>2817407
PAPER!
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>>2817407
Rock. We are a rock. Or scissors.
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>>2817407
PAPER
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>>2817407
ROCK
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>>2817407
Scissors.

Just because I want to be contrarian.
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>>2817407
> I CHOOSE HUG
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>>2817407
rock!
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>>2817407
paper.
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>>2817435
>wanting to be contrarion for the sake of it
The absolute state of /co-er, uh, /qst/
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Rafael puts down...

>Paper.

>Anon has tied on his choice
>Rock
>Paper
>Rock
>Paper
>ROCK!?


>You put your hand down
>Gently on top of Rafael's

R: "Anon?"
>You look up at him
>Pure eye contact
>Absolute
>Unbreaking
R: "Anon did you pick paper too?"
>Still not looking away


A: "You can go."
R: "HooRAY!"

>Jesus, Anon
An: "Smooth."
>Angie ruffles your hair
An: "You can hold your Mom's hand if you want."
>Luna looks at Angie like she's spit on her shoes
>Ordering her aro-
>You hold Luna's hand
>Just
>Her hand

>Luna looks at Angie
L: "I approve."
An: "Ok!"

>Rafael stands there
>His arms go out

>He is T-posing

WHAT IS HE!?
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>>2817407
>Have you tried pesticide?
.....I feel stupid
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>>2817502
HUGH NEUTRON!
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>>2817407
>"Have you tried pesticide?"
We really should have tried this earlier, even if I feel like whatever is eating Bow's foliage is probably a little too robust to be done in by some dinky human pesticide.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2817502
Christ the Redeemer statue
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>>2817502
>Jesus
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>>2817502
JESUS CHRIST!
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>>2817502
FORTNIGHT
HE'S FORNIGHT
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>>2817502
The letter T?
An airplane?
A tree?
A bird?
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>>2817502
A TREE
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>>2817502
Tree.
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>>2817502
are you jesus after the humans sacrificed him after all the good he did for them while they put a crown of thorns on him so he would suffer a pointless sacrifice and torture?
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>>2817502
are you a tree?
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>>2817502
>2817502

He's god
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>>2817502
>gets the urge to T pose
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A: " are you jesus after the humans sacrificed him after all the good he did for them while they put a crown of thorns on him so he would suffer a pointless sacrifice and torture? "
L: "Who?"
An: "A chocolate bar!"
L: "A what?"
Su: "You'we a JACKAL!"
L: "Hm..."

>Luna reads his mind
>She smirks
L: "That is terrible."


Fuck
Nobody's got it


ROLL WISDOM

or

Cheat.
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>>2817573
roll wisdom
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2817573
cheating would be a fag move
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Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2817573
Roll WIS
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2817573
WE AIN'T CHEATING BOIS AT THE DIAZ HOUSE
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2817573
ROLL
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Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2817573
are you a TReeeeeee?
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Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2817573
Cheating is for enemies. It does not really matter if we win this.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2817573
NO CHEATING
THIS IS A DIAZ HOUSEHOLD.
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>>2817587
WE BIG BRAIN BOIZ
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>>2817587
pffffft
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Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2817573
BEING WISE TIME!

Also mom plz no chet, I know you've grown a hatred to games but this is just for fun and doesn't hold the universe in the balance.

>>2817587
GG
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>>2817573
muscles must have a round of his own
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>>2817587
O.k. this is pretty funny.
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>>2817594
She can cheat if she wants to. The point is to have fun.

Just dont give it away to us.
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>>2817587

CAN DO NOTHING RIGHT

NOTHING
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>>2817573
snuckers?
>>2817596
i tried for that blurt out T then making up the rest with the most natural sound for anon
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LETS DEW THIS BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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>>2817611
This.

This is anons Nat 1 guess.
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I WAS THINKING OF THIS WHEN ANON SAID HE WAS MAGIC AND IT WAS GLORIOUS
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>>2817636
This is lovely too.
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>>2817636
desu i think that he could wear anything and he would still look like a bad ass
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DO IT TO EM DADDY DIAZ
DO EM DIRTY
IN FRONT DEY MOM
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>>2817675
DOUBLE DAB DIAZ GETTING THE WHOLE CREW IN ON THIS
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>>2817733
SUPPORTING
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>>2817675
more
>>2817733
MORE GET THAT GURL IN
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>>2817733
Dabs.
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>>2817587
>>2817587


A: "You're a BEAUTIFUL HUGE MAN IN A DRESS!"

>Anon inhales

A: "JUST LIKE YOUR SON."


>The whole room is quiet
>Angie is staring
>Susan is staring
>Rafael is still T-posing


M: "How'd ya guess?"

>Marco is standing in the doorwar
>You think?
>He is wearing a beautiful pink sparkly dress
>His hair is twice as long
>It's perfect

>Star leans in from behind him
S: "Haayyyy~ SorryWe'reLate! We had to go do REBEL STUFF!"

>She's in an eye patch
>With black horns
>Fish net stockings


>Susan
>Is Drooling

L: "He is a chicken."
R: "Hah! Ju got it!"

L: "My turn."


>Luna floats for the center of the room
>Marco is looking at you
>Flatfaced
>You can't read him at all

A: "..."
M: "..."
S: "Ohhhh Charades!? I LOVE ch-"
>Star sees you

S: "...What are you doing here?"
A: "..."
M: "Jackie dumped him."
>Star looks at Marco like he just told her the sky WASN'T made of blueberry slush and cotton candy

M: "He's hurt. So he's here. Trying to feel whole."
>Why does he have to do this?
>Be so fucking pretty
>While knowing you so well

>Your insides light on fire
>Your fingers clench


>Your toes curl in your shoes and you stamp
>As you try to control the urge
>To
>Not
>Say
>Something

HURTFUL.

cont
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>>2817753
>>2817753

L: "Behold."

>Luna has summoned a little cloud
>She floats it over her already floating head
>She reaches into the chest of her petticoat
>Produces an ENTIRE umbrella

>She opens it
>Furry Monsters begin to fall out of the cloud
>Bounce off of her parasol
>Then explode as they hit the floor

An: "A rainy day?"
L: "..."
Su: "A storm!?"
R: "Albeit I can feel deh romantic and sexual tension between my son and my..."
>Raf looks to you
R: "Nephew."

>He looks back to Luna
R: "Raining Cats un Perro?"
>Luna touches her nose

R: "YES! I am on FIRE!"
>Marco is here
>Star is here

PH: "HAYYyYYYy Earth Turds! I never met before Ahaw but I'm glad you see me. Ooo~"

>A unicorn head is here

>You are about to go fucking nuclear

R: "I've already gone. Oh! With Marco and Star here..."

Session

R: "WE CAN PLAY TEAMS!"
>You are picked up
>Placed next to Marco
R: "You two can go first!"


PAUSE!

WE CONTINUE TOMORROW!

earlier

AT 6:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!

Stay Blesst
Love,
Quest


https://youtu.be/h9COHyaFMU8

Much thanks to the Patron Pals who keep the memes from being dreams.
Especially Ark, Acid and Comf.

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620

$6 more and we'll get Anon and Susan animated.
Animated while he screams about traps.

fuckin' aye
bles
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>>2817753
Dont you say it you little shit boot.
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>>2817771
>PH
god dammit anyone but HER
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is it me or does it feel like anon is jelly of the pretty current marco because of his insecurity in his own masculinity and of marcos prettiness and how perfect marco is in all the ways anon ever wanted and his lingering feelings for his only friend and marco having everything anon ever wanted
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>>2817753
>M: "He's hurt. So he's here. Trying to feel whole."
Is that so wrong? Would Marco rather Anon sit around feeling empty just because life didn't deal him a winning hand like it did him?
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>>2817771
Can we team up with our mom or sister instead?
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>>2817771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFCxHmtHTGU
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>>2817771
>Scream internally
>Pretend nothing is wrong
KEEP CALM
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>>2817801
It is just you, and you're wrong.
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>>2817801
LaZer go home, Anon is not female.
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>>2817821
That's not LaZer. >>2817815 is.
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>>2817802
No, hes just laying it out for Star.
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>>2817821
>discordshit
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>>2817801
i am just picking up anons gaynessss and comparing his life to marcos that had everything that anon ever wanted that was his only friend
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Lets just play it cool people
Nice and cool
Let the past shit slide and start new today
With Marco and star and marco in a dress.

>>2817846
Anon just wants that super trap ass and here's marco in a dress rocking it. Its like christmas .
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>>2817852
if marco was a girl he would be hot or atleast if we knew he was not a boy
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>>2817836
Still, there's a less dickish way to say that. I'll bet Marco is going to try and needle us but I'll definitely vote against rising to any bait. We need to play this as mature as possible.

He wants us to be an asshole. Let's deny him. At this point I honestly have no issues with Star aside from her general annoyance. She didn't break the friendship, she just showed how little Marco actually cares.
>>
If we even consider being an adult and apologizing to anyone for past behavior, acknowledging that it’ll probably not mean much, we just apologize to Star. We were kind of a dick for no other reason than Marco hanging out with her.
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>>2817949
Anon hath fucked up quite a bit.
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>>2817771
WE LEFT BABY ENTROPY AT HOME ALONE!!! GET HIM! GET HIM NOW!
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>>2818035
of fuck we must do it we really need a baby sitter we are parenting like a panda currently doing nothing and not really avoiding killing them with our ass
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>>2818046
Its a good peace offering to being our baby alicorn to star for her to hold.

Wondervon can quickly use the scissors to get back to us to get the horse to give back to him
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>>2818062
Also like.

We should try to give him a better foalhood than fucking off into space to kill monsters.
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>>2818066
Should go to his people, but again they are born pretty self reliant.
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SESSION
START!

https://youtu.be/ZnFtLjQ_rr8


>What is this life we lead?
>Is it a journey?
>An adventure?
>A story?
>Is it all just a game?
>...
>Then who is the winner?
>Are they selected purely by chance?
>If so
>You are one lucky boy
>Anonymous McMoot

>The Boy who took the very notion of a hand of god
>Bit it off
>Chewed it up
>Spit it out


>Now life can be a game if it wants
>You've learned just how to rig it
>With M A G I C

>Who could possibly win without magic?

M: "So...you wanna go first?"
>Marco Diaz
>He is the prettiest boy in a dress covered in burn marks you've ever seen
>Also, your former best friend
>You've had brief encounters over the past year

>Now you're stuck in this charade
>A whole game of charades
>Because you got dumped by your girlfriend
>Then immediately went to Marco's house

>Not even to see him
>To hang out with his parents


R: "H'okay! Deese is gunna be great!"
>Rafael
>Marco's dad
>Has been nothing but happy to see you
>Same for Angie
>His wife
>You just blurted out you think their son is pretty earlier

cont
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>>2820710
>>2820710

>Pretty sure Marco heard that
>You've always had a layer of irony to hide your...inclinations.
>IE
>The fact your dick is an unstoppable force

PH: "Oh-kay but like...what are we dewn?"
>There is a floating Unicorn head in the room
>Along with Angie
>Luna
>Susan
>Raf
>Star FUCKGVBNS Butterfly
>Marco
>and Yourself

R: "First we pick teams! I and Angie are team numero uno!"
An: "Yay~ !"

M: "Can I trade to be a team with star?"
An: "haha, No."
M: "Mom!"

R: "Star can be with Susan!"
Su: "WOO!"
>Star plucks a popsicle from her mouth
>Screams at the sky with Susan
S: "MONSTER MASHERS!"
Su: "My fiwst giwfwein was a monstew."
S: "You can DO THAT!?"
Su: "Weww, yeah I m-"
S: "With GIRLS!?"
>Susan Has such Sights to Show you.WEBM

L: "That leaves myself and..."
>Luna looks Pony Head over
L: "This."
PH: "What's your deal, lil' cream filled grandma?"
>Pony head tries to get close and peep Luna

>Only you can hear the psychic growl that soils the air in between them
L: "I know what's inside your neck."
PH: "Wh-"
L: "Toy with me and -everyone- will know."


>Pony Head backs off
PH: "Yes Ma'am. Sorry."


R: "Marco, Anon. You're first!"


What do you pretend to be?
What say to Marco?
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>>2820715
Tell Marco we're just tryin' to have fun with our ohana, nothing destructive currently.

Also pretend to be Trash Man.
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>>2820715
Oh yeah, how could I forget?
>L: "I know what's inside your neck."

Tell us what's inside of her neck, Mom!
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>>2820715
>Sorry for wigging out on you and your parents for years.
>I just... I want to make it up to them.
>Pretend to be a skeleton.
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>>2820715
>What say to Marco?
Say NOTHING to Marco. See how long we can keep this charade of a charade game for.

>What do you pretend to be?
A fire-breathing dragon.
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>>2820727
Is it a dildo? I am going to guess dildo.
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>>2820715
Say nothing to Marco
Pretend to be a SPOOKY SKELTAL
also WHAT IS INSIDE HER NECK MOTHER
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>>2820722
You know what? Vote chaaaange! I'm gonna support saying nothing to Marco!
>>
Hooray for edgy memeness!

Fuck all of you in the anus.
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>>2820715
Pretend to be a Salamander
Don't say shit to Marco. Just play the game and be nice.
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>>2820748
Fine. This then.
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>>2820727
>>2820737
>>2820715
>>
So why not apologize? Or even explain what we are going to be doing here.

Hell we should at least strategize with him maybe?
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>>2820715
Supporting this:
>>2820748
Pretend to be a Salamander. Use Sky walk to crawl up the wall.
Stop caring what's in Pony Head's neck.
>>
I also hope people can appreciate that by remaining silent they have left the initiative to Marco. Who is super smart. knows us well. and is not super happy with us at the moment.

Still he should be used to awkward silenceTM
>>
>You lay down on the floor

M: "What are you doing?"

>You open your mouth
>Skitter around for a moment

M: "Why are you in my house?"

>No time for such smalltalk Marco
>Grand pursuits beckon

>You cock your head around
>Stick your tongue out

M: "Aren't you even sorry? For hurting her? For not speaking to me for like a year and cutting my butt!?"

>You suck your tongue back in
>Look at him

>Salamanderishly
>Then
>You begin to crawl up the wall

An: "oooh!"
R: "I love it!"
>Marco sighs

St: "OH! It's a Jackal! I know this it's a Star Jackal!"
Su: "Yeah! Ish gotta be!"

>No

>Luna stares at you
>A smile on her face

L: "Speaking with actions. Solidarity. Self assurance. It looks good on you."

>You make your eyes extend in opposite directions by flesh melding alone
>Then croak
>Fall off the ceiling and scitter under the couch

R: "I think it's another crocodile!"
An: "Is it a leopard?"

>You have stopped doing your bit
>Because under the couch

>Is a Monster
>Who was eating dirty chips
>He has a tiny TV under here

>You recognize him
>As one of Ludo's minions...


>Try to Murder him right the fuck now
(You can make 1 melee attack in this tight space. It will be loud and messy)

>Try to deal with him silently
(Possibly non-deadly. Failure will result in total derail of fun times)

>Keep up the Charade

PH: "It's a Salamander."
L: "How did you think of that?"
PH: "I used to have one when I was like...seven? He matched my braces."

L: "It's a cavernous hole filled with prehensile, vibrating flesh nibs."
L: "Also, a terribly penned love letter to 'Tom Lucitor.' "

What do?
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>>2820801
>Gross
>Keep up the Charade
>Just tell them they have a fly monster living under their couch when you get out.
>If hes paying rent its not your problem.
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>>2820801
Instead of any of those how about telling Susan with mind powers, to tell Star, that one of Ludo's men is under the sofa.
See how SHE feels about it
Her house after all.
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>>2820801
Silently kill the minion with, like, cruci-crush.

Also, we apologized for cutting your butt already Marco. And we spoke to you plenty.
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>>2820801
>>2820811
Ok maybe keep up the Charade, WHILE telling Susan, to tell Star, that there is a Ludo Monster in her house.
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>>2820801
>>Keep up the Charade
We don't know what it's doing here. We can deal with it later after figuring out a bit more about it.

>>2820815
>>2820812
>>2820811
>>2820808
Maybe it's psychic? MIND READ HIM.
See what he's doing here.
Maybe we can later communicate with it.
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>>2820801
>Keep up the Charade
With support for:
>>2820811
>>2820815
>>
>>2820801
>>2820812
support squishing the fly
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>>2820812
That is the opposite of silent you goober.

Also anon does not do silent kills. At all.
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>>2820819
This. If only to prevent us from MURDERING THE DIAZ BY MAKING A BLACK HOLE UNDER THEIR FEET
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>>2820818
>Alerting the enemy that we know it's there.
Nah, we don't wanna make a scene but there is no reason to think this thing is not malicious .
Just tell Susan, to tell Star to handle it or not.
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>>2820801
>>2820820
>>2820826
>>2820815
>>2820811
changing vote
supporting telling susan to tell star
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>>2820825
>>2820820
>>2820812
Can you actually NOT act on your first instinct for a second and do some bit of recon first?

MIND READ HIM.
Figure out what he's doing and why he's here before acting. He seems pretty chill and we will probably have some time before we can choose to act.

>>2820826
>>Alerting the enemy that we know it's there.
He's chill as fuck watching TV.. We don't need to talk to him, only see if we can see what he's thinking. One way Communication.
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>>2820815
Ya know what? fugg my old vote. This one's the jam
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>Tell marco Honestly that we were an asshole and that we are sorry we hurt him and breaking up with Jackie made us realize that we need to make a change and make amends, if he will have us.

Then tell star, psionically, there is a monster under the couch right now and we need to take him for humane questioning.
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>>2820844
thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

oh who am i kidding
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>>2820838
I rather not risk it.
He's a Ludo minion and is already marked for death by us. Giving him to Star to deal with is a courtesy as a guest in her domain, and we can read his mind or whatever else after she decides what to do with him.

>>2820840
Make your you like back to op's post when changing your vote.
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>>2820801
Tell Pony Head she got it right.
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>>2820857
>>2820801
>>2820812
Fine. changing vote to telling Susan to tell Star there's a fly down there.
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>>2820801
supporting
>>2820812
>>
Guys don't be a dick to marco, let that resentment and shit go. Show marco by using our words to express regret for how things went and that we are looking to start over fresh.

Hell we could take him to the castle and show him what went down last year, we can even beam it to him psionically if he wants to feel it from our perspective.

DONT CRUSH THE MINION, Jesus we are in someone elses house. He might just be living there. Don't just go full fucking murder hobo at the drop of a hat.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>The creature

BF: "Uh...hey."

>It looks like a fly
BF: "Look man. I'm not hurtin' anybody. I'm just doing a job."

https://youtu.be/1SGJDrVJzMI

>You slowly turn your head over
>Crack your neck
>Muscles drums his fingers as you both consider what to do with him


>You hear from outside
>A bit of a muffled Mewl

M: "Mom. Dad. Why are we doing this?"
R: "Doing what, Marco?"
M: "HUMORING THIS!"
An: "Young man you know this family's policy on people in need."
M: "He's not "In Need" he's using your hospitality to assuage his inability to accept loss!"

R: "That sounds like some serious armchair Psychology, son."
M: "Dad, I know what I'm talking about. I've read literal books on psychology multiple times! I took notes!"
An: "Marco. That boy is hurt."

>You actually hear him raise his voice
>Marco
>Yells

M: "Being HURT doesn't make you DESERVING of other's KINDNESS."

>Meanwhile
>Back under the couch
>Anon has a little mist in his eyes
>There is a pain in your chest
>A desire to burst out from under this couch
>Gush an apology
>Get the fuck out of here and just curl up into a damn blanket ball and d-

BF: "Ludo's not payin' me enough to not squeal. Just gimme three steps away to the window and I'm a ghost."

>No
>No time for that
>You sniff

A: "There's good work to be done."

>Susan perks up outside
>Listens to your message
>She whispers something to Star

>Her expression melts from 'Enjoying popsicle' to 'Enjoying Popsicle while plotting a death'

Su: "She wants to know what he's doing here."

>You snap out of your Salamander spiel
>Then
>You smile
>Pop back out of the couch

A: "Pony Head got it."
PH: "WHOOO! BOOYAH, EARTH NUGGETS!"

A: "I'll be under here."
M: "Anon. Wait don't j-..."
>You're gone
>Under the couch
>With the trash
St: "Should we help him?"
M: "He's where he belongs."

>You and the fly are one-on-one
A: "Open wide, Sunshine."

ROLL WILL TO VIVISECT HIS MIND OF INFORMATION
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2820896
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Rolled 2 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>2820896
GIVE ALL THE INFO!
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Rolled 12 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>2820896
Dissect his mind. Gently.

Also just tell star Ludo was paying him to spy on them.

Since he ratted his boss out immediately.
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Rolled 3 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

Huh.
Ok.
>>2820896
Roll
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Rolled 3 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>2820896
Get what we need. Then let him go.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2820896

Tell the Fly to not resist and we won't do any lasting damage.

Tell marco while we are under the couch.

"Yeah, I've been a spectacular asshole, haven't had the greatest life but that's not an excuse. I've lived inside my shell too long and not connecting has cost me a lot. Jackie left because we weren't on the same wavelength and I realized that I'm not on anyone's and it's made me isolated.

I took your parent's invitation because its one of the few and only places I have left to go be human with people.

I hurt you marco, you hurt me and this all got way out of hand. I'm sorry I abused your friendship. I can't make it right, right now but I can at least say it.

Things are going to get heated up, you can ask Hekapoo about the details, but I regret how things went and i hope we can go back to how it was someday.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2820896
>>
Can we get a 2 already?

Or if not move on?

I give zero fucks about this guy.
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Rolled 17 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>2820896
>>
>>2820952
Thank you my friend.
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>>2820952
Bless you sir>
>2820950
ask and you shall receive
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>>2820952
Winnar.
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>>2820896
It kind of just hit me how much the events of the show has hardened Marco.

Even going with Star he has probably killed people.
>>
btw, The fly guy is exactly the reason why we shouldn't have left the wand alone.
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>>2820966
He definitly killed some people when he got the scissors. Forgeting the 16 or not, it has to fuck you up a little.
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>>2820974
>What has happened to the pure boy I knew growing up?
>Your starting to sound like me. What happened?
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>>2820896
I cant blame Marco going Nuclear on us. I mean the last straw was probably we fucking up so bad with Jackie that we made her cry or whatever, but thats honestly not his business (unless they got to be friends in the background? Dont know).

But that apart, Anon was always a dick to Marco. He humiliated him, broke his house, branded his ass when he got shot instead of legitiming helping him, stole the girl he was into for years, and only call when he needs help.

Dumping Anon for Star or not, i honestly cant defend Anon right now. The only choice we have is killing Marco and replace our existence with him trougth a massive Epic Mind Spell.
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>>2820996
Fuck no.
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>>2820996
I cant defend anon either, he deserves it.
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>>2820996
Are you okay? Do you have brain damage?

Getting way too hung up on this.
This situation isn't that complex.
A bro ran off with a hoe and we acted like an asshole about it.
Two bros left eachother hanging and went full bitch about it.
Easy to just agree it was shit, shake hands, and move on.
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>>2820996
>branded his ass when he got shot instead of legitiming helping him
That was an accident and we already apologized for it.

>stole the girl he was into for years
He doesn't own Jackie.

>and only call when he needs help
That was, like, one time with Hekapoo.

The other two things I can't defend.
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>>2820996
>branded his ass when he got shot instead of legitiming helping him
T-That was accidental. The scar was the result of a failed roll.


But yes. If Marco really wants us gone I cannot defend Anon if he decides to not listen to him.
>M: "Being HURT doesn't make you DESERVING of other's KINDNESS."
This is true, but I think either way that Anon IS deserving of kindness. Even if he dropped the ball with Jackie, and Janna, and Marco, and life.

But Marco shouldn't be forced to be the one to give that kindness to Anon. Anon is already feeling like he's gonna burst, particularily with that armor-piercing statement last session:
>M: "He's hurt. So he's here. Trying to feel whole."
Marco isn't legitimately asking us why we're here. He's asserting we SHOULDNT be here/don't deserve to be here.
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>>2820952
>>2820952

The Winner.

>36 total

BF: "Hey, man what're you doing to mEEEEHHHHHZZZZZ"

>His nervous system is a joke
>You've seen more complicated structures in pool inflatibles


A: "Don't struggle."

BF: "IiihHHnmmm Naahhht"

>You can't see him
>Only his memories


>He's been here for weeks
>Has made two attempts at stealing Star's Wand
>Jesus

>She just leaves that shit lying around everywhere
>Uses it to pick her teeth
>Scrubs Marco's back with it
>Without permission
>She sticks it in her shoes
>Doesn't wash it

>She is chewing it
>Right now

>You can also see a conversation
>That happened between Star and Marco
>Just a day or so ago

>Star was looking at her phone
S: "Awww, Marco look!"
>She shows Marco the screen, which pulls him from his kung fu movie

>on the phone is a selfie with you and Jackie
>When you were at the beach
S: "They're so cute!"
M: "Star. You should really stop even looking at him."
S: "Not him. Jackie!"
M: "It'd be nice if you didn't show me those pictures too."
>Star pushes Marco's lunch, which was on a plate in his lap
>Onto the floor
>Then lays on his thighs and asks
S: "Why are you so salty, Marco?"
M: "...I'm not."
S: "One is your friend. The other is a person you like. They're happy! Death is -always- looming, Diaz. Let people be happy!"
M: "How many times has Anon let YOU be happy?"
S: "Uhm...a couple times? He's mean but like-"
>She shrugs
S: "He helps sometimes. Which is nice."
M: "When push comes to shove though...what does he do when he wants something."
S: "Whatever he w-"
M: "WHATEVER HE WANTS! Always. ALWAYS whatever he dangit darn WANTS TO DO."
>Marco crosses his arms
>Sinks into his hoody

M: "...I guess I'm salty cause like...he's free y'know? Sure, he's weird and damaged but he's not tied down. Nobody makes him do anything he doesn't want."
S: "You..."
>Marco lifts his hoodie out of his eyes
S: "You're jealous."
M: "Yeah."
S: "Jealous of freedom?"
M: "Anon's and yours."
>Marco sighs
>Deeply
M: "You do what you want. Pursue what you want. Anybody that -tries- to stop you...just gets punched."
S: "Marco? What do -you- wanna do?"
M: "I dunno. Help people?"
S: "Then help me."

>Star summons a bucket of rainbow chicken nuggets

S: "Feed my face while we watch Discovery channel."
M: "Haha, alright."

>Snap
>Back to reality

cont
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>>2821012
>>2821012

>Oh yeah
>You got some other tidbits

>Ludo sent this spy
>Just to keep tabs on Star
>She used to be his obesession
>Along with your book


>His minions are countless now
>Ludo is holt up somewhere in Mewni
>In an ancient keep that used to belong to the first Monster King

>Buff Frog is still Buff
>His army wages a shadow war with the Mewmans

>When the Fly was leaving Ludo's fortress
>He saw two parties sent to "Diplomatically Approaching"

>The Pixie Kingdom

>An Envoy
>From the Human Government



MEANWHILE OUTSIDE THE COUCH


Su: "Issha pogo shtick!"
R: "A one legged Navy Diver!"
L: "Is it an Ostrich?"
An: "Oh! OHOhohOh I got it! You're a Flamingo!"


>Star is on one foot
>Hopping up and down
>With an INTENSE glare on her face

>Nobody has guessed what she is


What do?
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>>2821006
Comparing Marco shit with ours is disproportional.
>>2821010
We messed with his butt on porpuse. We could either do it with Blood for Blood or mess with his flesh. We used the flesh for fun.
He dont own Jackie and yes, he was a wus about it. Just go fucking talk to her. Still a shit move.
And it wasnt just Heckapoo. We called Marco and Star for when our gold was beign stolen, and then proced to hurt Marco when we could just heal him.
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>>2821016
Tell Star the boo fly is trying to steal her wand also guess that Star's an angry one legged rabbit man.
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>>2821016
>Is it me after war world?
>Tell them about the fly spy/wand thief
>Also that Ludo is apparently a mega monster king now.
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Rolled 9 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>2821016
Fly Swatter.
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>>2821016
"Ey Star, I think your kingdom is about to get fucked to duck by Ludo, he's got a big ass army and is heading towards the Pixie Kingdom to do Diplomancy. Might wanna call your mom-bro my dude."

"Oh and MArco, I want to talk to you about stuff after the whole "Shitbird ruins everything" crisis is over."
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>>2821016
Dig deep.
Find out everything flyboy's little mind has to offer.
And may get out from under the sofa.
And please.
For the love of everything good.
Don't try to use the info we learned about Marco against him, but don't even thing about apologizing either.
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>>2821029
This is meant to be a wisdom roll.
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>>2821016
>Star is her wand

>Ask if Marco and Star, Mr.fly and I can have a private discussion.
>Talk about the fly, then let star handle that
>then talk to marco and star one on one
>like we should have a year ago about our feelings and how we can work together
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>>2821036
for guessing.
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>>2821031
Mention what you learned immediately to avoid future awkwardness.
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>>2821037
please support
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>>2821016
>>2821012
>M: "...I guess I'm salty cause like...he's free y'know? Sure, he's weird and damaged but he's not tied down. Nobody makes him do anything he doesn't want."
>S: "You..."
>Marco lifts his hoodie out of his eyes
>S: "You're jealous."
>M: "Yeah."
>S: "Jealous of freedom?"
>M: "Anon's and yours."


OOF.

What Anon would give and do to never have been weird or damaged in the first place.
If only Marco knew how jealous of Marco and Star Anon is about them NOT being damaged and having a functional family.

>>2821027
>>2821028
>>2821031
Marco doesn't have to deal with our shit though. He doesn't deserve it, and neither do his parents.
If he wants us to leave we should. Though we should tell Susan to tell Star Star what we learned from the bug and ask her what she wants to do about it.
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>>2821039
Good call man>>2821037
Also yes this.
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>>2821016
A WAND!! SHE'S A WAND!!!!
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>>2821044
All of our conflict is because Anon does not communicate, hell all conflict is because of a lack of communication.

Now is our chance to meet marco, hell even star in the middle and rebuild friendships and alliances.

There is a war brewing and we need to know who we can count on. We can offer marco that freedom to act, we can show that we are working on not being a sadistic asshole that only takes.
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>>2821016
>>2821049
Pretty much >>2821037 tho.
>>
Time to count.
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>>2821016
>>2821037
this
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>>2821063
If were going to team up with Star can we ask her to teach us a spell to protect other people?
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>>2821016
And yeah. She's a wand.

Ask if we can talk with Star, Marco and this Fly monster over there.

>>2821021
>We messed with his butt on porpuse. We could either do it with Blood for Blood or mess with his flesh. We used the flesh for fun.
Not really? We needed to pull that bullet out, something BFB can't do. We used BFB to seal the wound. It left a scar because we had to roll and failed, we did it a second time to fix it.
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For the future.

Ludo is building an army to overthrow The Mewni Royalty.
The Pixies are bringing anti-magic to the table, unclear why.
The US govt is bringing earth weapons.
MIB see alien powers as threats now after Lucikron. Moon and the royals are huge threats, but disorganized monsters with AK-47s are much easier to control. Little warlords trading magitech for bullets is much better. Look at anything the CIA has ever done to a 3rd world country. Nicaragua, Iran etc etc.

What I think we do, is go scorched earth. Use flyguy as a psionic target painter, have him return to Ludo and the moment Ludo is located we open a scissor portal and dump as many Dark Stars as we can onto the castle, then jump in and gigaform massacre wave until the area is a smoking crater. Maybe even have star and Moon tag along to nip this in the bud.

Colony Drop Ludo.
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>>2821087
>Colony Drop Ludo.

Just hint Moon and the MHC of where the lil Kappa shit is hiding, both as a way to ensuring none of our enemies get a stronger grip on power and to gain the favor of the MHC once we go to get our spells.
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>>2821087
He could have that crystals that forbiden space magic, like in Saint Olga.
>>2821091
This.
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>>2821091
No. Because one of our lost spells is where Ludo is.
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>>2821096
Granted its at the very bottom, and hell we could just half drop it, portal in, grab the spell, portal out then resume nuking the area.
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>>2821098
I doubt it would be that easy.

NOTHING is just that easy around here.
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https://youtu.be/y_goHl-GuNk

>You come out from under the couch
>Covered in the Diaz family lint

>Muscles is still under the couch
>You hear a struggle
>A few scraws and buzzes
>Muscles almost loses the little pest

A: "Marco. Star."
>Muscles emerges with the Fly in his grip

BF: "EECH!"

A: "Can we talk?"
M: "About what?"

A: "Star's her wand by the way."
S: "You got it!"

>The group moans
An: "How did you do that?"
A: "My guesses aren't based on rolls."
An: "What?"
A: "Hey, Pony Head please be loud for me."


PH: "I was totaly bout to guess that!"
L: "You were going to guess Octopus guts."
PH: "You don't know that. She does not know that."
>Luna does not look at Ponyhead
L: "Yes I do. I also still know abo-"
PH: "HOKAY! WOW. B-fly I gotta roll~ so like. Can yur turd toy open the door for me?"

>Star and Ponyhead look to Marco
>He's still glaring at you
>He has a right to

A: "Don't worry, Diaz."
>You hold up the fly
A: "It's business."

>Marco hands Star his Scissors
>Wait
>HIS

A: "Wh-"
M: "Hm?"
>You shake your head
>Clear your mind

>Pony head and Star hug
>Then head for the portal
>the Pony looks back at you

PH: "So like...you doin' somethin' later or~ "
>A tentacle snaps her backside
>It came from Luna
>Made of pure darkness

ANON HAS LOST 5 HP

>You wipe the blood from your nose as Pony Head vanishes home

cont
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>>2821103
>>2821103

An: "You kids really want to work this out, huh?"
A: "I'd like to."
M: "There isn't anything to work out. You know something important then tell me and Star and get out of my house."
A: "I was -invited- ."
M: "By my parents. Because they don't know you like I do."
>Ow

R: "Keeds. Please."
L: "I think we should let them work it out."
An: "I -would- like to have some adult time in the kitchen..."
L: "Come along then."
>Luna grabs Raf with some sort of ethereal pink energy
L: "Grown ups only."


>You are Alone with Marco and Star


A: "This little creep is a spy. Ludo sent him."
S: "Huh. Y'know I haven't seen him in a while."
A: "He wants your wand."

BF: "Or yours. Eck!"
>Is somebody spying on you?

A: "He's at war with your parents. I think the Earth government's gonna work with Ludo."
>Star gasps
S: "Why...why wouldn't-"
>Star glares
S: "Of COURSE my mom wouldn't tell me this."

>She starts stomping up for her room
S: "OOOH that woman and her sick boots MAKEMESOMAD!"

>Wham!

>You are Alone with Marco

>You still have the fly
>Susan was here...

Su: "Bee awe Bee. Mutuwaw angew is my best fwirting angew."
>Now she is headed for Star


M: "...Do you get why I'm mad?"

What say?

>I'm awful

>You're Jealous

>No, I don't

>You're really pretty and it's distracting.
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>>2821107
>>You're really pretty and it's distracting.
Dewit.
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>>2821107
>No, I don't
Tell us Marco.
Lay it all out there so there is no confusion.
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>>2821107
>I can guess.
>Lay it on me bruh.
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>>2821107
>I'm awful
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>>2821107
>No, I don't.
>But I'd presume it'd have something to do with the fact I'm awful.
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>>2821117
support
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>>2821107
"I seen the conversation between you and star about you wanting more freedom to do what you want. I can understand that, i really do, but, and i am being 100% totally honest here, I can get jealous of you. You have an amazing family and friends who support you, while i grew up with drugs and abuse and anger. When you got with Star, i'll admit that i was an asshole to her and you. And I did many things that you totally should be mad at me for. But this freedom, it comes at a cost... I died today"
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>>2821107
>>2821114
>>2821117
This. Tell us.

Either way...
I really am awful.
You DO are jealous.
I don't know WHY you're jealous of me.
And yeah. You really are pretty in that dress.
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>>2821107

>" I think so, I treated the friendship and care you gave me and treated it like shit, never reached out to you to work things out, hurt your friends with my actions, then when you did a nice thing for me I fucked up your butt....ALSO THIS IS REALLY HARD TO DO WHEN YOU LOOK SO HOT.

Jackie and I had a bad adventure and we split up. We love each other, still do but its over. Freedom isn't what its all cracked up to be. Fly on your own and you get no one to help you.

I'm fighting so much right now, some out there, some in my head. I made big mistakes. I came here to feel better yeah, but I also came to start fixing them. I am not making excuses but I wanted to get that off my chest, even if you don't buy it.

Please, lay it on me. We should have had this out a long time ago. I miss you."
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>>2821107
>You're really pretty and it's distracting.
>No, I don't
>So talk to me.
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>>2821113
I change my mind.

>No, I don't
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>>2821124
>>2821126
Guys.
Remember what we said about speeches?
Don't try to make things right, don't try to convince him to like us.
Just let the mans speak his mind.
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>>2821134
Also don't say we're awful. Susan told us to stop shitting on ourself.

>Su: "Change if you want. Don't shit on the pewson I wove."
>A: "..."
>Su: "Das yew, dummy. Anown. You can be bettew. You don't have to act wike you're shit."

Shitting on ourself helps literally nothing.
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>>2821138
>Sorry. Susan told me I should stop shit talking myself.
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>>2821134

We should at least demonstrate that we put thought into it and that we aren't a ignorant asshole that just showed up.

Its not a speech, its an acknowledgement of our actions.
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>>2821107


>>2821141
>>2821126
>>2821124
this
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>>2821141
I would say the best way to show that is by letting him speak, but that's just me
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>>2821141
What you wrote up is a speech. We have simple responses that get the point across well enough. instead of a multiparagraph response. Stop fucking going raw on people for fuck sake.
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>>2821107
I think I do, but I'd like to hear what you have to say all the same
>>
If Questo wants to use the speech he should I like it.
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>>2821143
Marco has commented in the past that he knows how hard it is for anon to admit fault. Marco is hurt in ways we don't know because we don't talk, but we should acknowledge that we are at fault and then let him talk to us.
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>>2821124
>i'll admit that i was an asshole to her and you. And I did many things that you totally should be mad at me for. But this freedom, it comes at a cost... I died today"


Please don't.
This sounds stupidly manipulative, And it's not like dying hurt Anon more than it did Jackie leaving him. This:>>2821134
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>>2821138
I DIDN'T say we're awful
I think that mindset is cancer and has resulted in literally nothing positive.
I'm saying we should let him speak so we can come to a mutual understanding.

>>2821141
THAT was a speech, stop trying to make this about our redemption.
This is about Marco getting his feeling out there.
Anon doing the same hopefully
And coming to an understanding.
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>>2821153
Oh no I just meant that to everyone in general because some people seem to wanna slip in a "I'm awful tell me why"
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>>2821149
Thrn why not just "apologize and ask to hear what he wants to say" you don't need to make a speech out of it.
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>>2821162
Its like, 5 sentences man.
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>>2821167
That's four too many. Stop trying to be a wannabe poet and be simple for once in our life. Less is more.
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>>2821172
>That's four too many. Stop trying to be

Thats just like, your opinion man.
Its been a year, say some words to your bro.
The idea is that we didn't just show up here, we are putting in work.
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>>2821185
>M: "...Do you get why I'm mad?"
It's a rhetorical question.

He wants to talk. Let him talk.
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>>2821185
Your opinion in this case is literally wrong.
That's like saying it's your opinion that calling a stranger a jew cuck isn't an insult.
Speeches are NOT the way to go right now and that seems to be clear to everyone.

Now the real topic of discussion is if we are going to go into this brodown with our heads held high, or our dick between our legs.
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>>2821191
I mean, We go in humble and hope we end up with our dick between Princess Star's legs because goddam I hope this ends with sloppy makeouts.
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>>2821124
>>2821107
nvm, that sounds manipulative as fuck. LEt Marco talk instead
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>>2821196
>Prince of Defiance
>Humble
We go in with a open ear and open heart.
But humble?
Self defeating I'm Awful?
Miss me with that fuck shit.
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>>2821218
Defiance of our own nature is defiance
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>>2821222
Lol
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>>2821222
Defiance of self hating, self demeaning, and cancerous mentalities is ALSO defiance.
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>>2821107
Don't say anything. Try to communicate telepathically with him. We put a image in his head before maybe we can do it again.

adding to my vote here:
>>2821118
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The winner is...


>No. I don't.


A: "Marco you know that I-..."
>You go quiet
>Looking at his face harden as you start to explain
>You don't explain yourself a lot
>You tend to tell
>Not exchange

A: "I didn't come here to mooch. I did some wacky shit to your bathroom but honestly, it's an upgrade and w-..."

>His face is a stone block
>Hey
>Hey wait a minute
>Just at the top of his dress
>There's a chest hair

>It's longer than your beard hair

>Oh hell naw

>You straighten your back
>Look him in his perfect eye shadow
>Manage to swallow your attraction
>Your self loathing
>Your manipulation


A: "No...I don't know shit about you or your feelings. At all. I presume them and try to counter them before you're even allowed to feel."
>Your teeth grind
A: "Because I lack...the ability...to not...control...OTHERS!"


>The Fly in your right hand is now dead
>Muscles signs the words: " https://youtu.be/48AqiYh5Cek "

>Then slides the body under the couch
>Pats the cushions

cont
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>>2821255
>>2821255

A: "I don't know, Man...I deserve whatever you feel."
>Marco softens just a little
M: "You are...crazy selfish."
A: "I don't mean to b-"
M: "That doesn't matter."
A: "..."
M: "Your -intent- doesn't matter. Your dang ACTIONS is what counts, Anon. That is what you're accountable for. Your ACTIONS and their CONSEQUENCES."
A: "..."
M: "You, Star. All you magic people just run around, waving your wands and trampling life's problems."
>Marco pulls out his scissors
M: "See these? It took me like 2 and half decades to get them."
A: "Shit, what do you suck or something? I took a couple minutes a-"
M: "It's not a contest."
A: "Sorry. Sorry, god damnit I'm so sh-"
M: "Stop TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF!"
A: "WheLWhatheFUckDoWANT ME TO SAY!"

M: "I want you to not fish for what I want you say and for ONCE just realize how many people and places and things you get into for NO REASON!"
A: "I have a reason!"
M: "What? You "want to?" "
A: "No, I-"
M: "Life isn't a game, Anon."
A: "..."
M: "You don't win. You make it the best you can. For everybody. No matter how strong you get you can't see that and unless everybody's on the same TEAM as you, you don't respect them. You don't even consider your actions to be at fault. You only worry about keeping people from ever coming back at you. You're always trying to WIN. You never realize that you don't always have to be on top. Or that some stuff you lost and can't get back."
A: "...even if I change?"

M: "If you change just to get my approval. Or Jackie's. Which is what I really think you're trying to do."
>Your heart sinks
M: "As fast as possible. With the best example of nice, normal people you have."
>He motions to a family portrait on the wall
>Of Himself
>His Mom
>His Dad
>Star's been taped into the corner

M: "You're here because you want to change alright."
>He puts his hands on his hips
M: "Because the old you isn't WINNING anymore."


A: "..."

What say now?

>I'm jealous of you too.

>Is Star better than me?

>(leave)

W: "Anonymouz! HAhahah! I found zeh volcano ve need! Your globes are TERRIBLE by zeh way. Once you zecure for me a big enough mining machine. I can inshtall our new power grid and pump out all ZORTS of magnificent inventions!"
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>>2821262
>I'm jealous of you too.
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>>2821262
>(leave)
Just leave. Marco made his point clear. Let's just go off, stop trying this manipulative shit and go do our own thing.

I think I get it. We don't need to change ourself. Just improve. Build off of what we have rather than trying to change what we are.
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>>2821262
>Pfffttt
>Marco Old me got the shit beaten out of him by his parents and had no friends.
>New me hurts everyone I want to be close to and is an asshole to everyone around him.
>I have not, nor may I ever actually be the person I want to be.

>Because I want to be you.
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>>2821275
support
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>>2821262


>Can you blame me for trying to protect myself
>I lived in survival mode for so long, its all I know...knew
>Winning was survival, still kind of is
>I don't know how to be different
>Jackie said to get help
>So here I am to learn from the best, and to see my friend again
>What would you do if you were me? I can show you...in here if you want to know what I am.
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>>2821281
Eh you know what. Scrap.

>Because I want to be you
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>>2821262
>(leave)
Welp we hear what he had to say.
We listened.
Now time to live our best life like we should have been doing from the start.
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>>2821274
Screw it.
>>2821262
Changing vote to
>leave
>Lift ourselves up by the back of our pants, Starwalk out of the window, and leave.
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>>2821262
>I'm jealous of you too.
Maybe the reason we want to chance now is because we had nothing to change before.
>>
Seriously tho, I get how Marconon friendship will really be fixed. No amount of "I'm sorry plz forgive me" will fix it. Gotta let go of Marco if we ever hope to get him back. Begging for forgiveness will get us nowhere. We need to let Marco come to us rather than trying to chase him down. If we just chase him down it seems like we're being fake as shit (which DESU we kinda are.)
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>>2821285
You guys were talking all that good prince of Defiance shit earlier and now you just give up?
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>>2821262
>>2821285
I support showing Marco our mind, letting him know our true selves. Then leaving
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>>2821291
>>2821289
>>2821275


Wow, at the first bit of friction anon just gets up and leaves? What is this quitter shit.

Anon makes a valid point, he doesn't see our desire to change as anything more than a ploy. I think we owe it to him to agree we aren't trustworthy or trusting, but to stress that this, is genuine...we hope.

I hope, yall aren't meming on ol Marco are you?

Because we wont have anything left soon.
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>>2821262
>M: "You're here because you want to change alright."
>He puts his hands on his hips
>M: "Because the old you isn't WINNING anymore."

>I'm jealous of you (Don't you come at me with that "too" shit).
Well I wish I had been born perfect like you did. I wish I could always win like you did at school and life. I'm sorry
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>Lift ourselves up by the back of our pants, Starwalk out of the window, and leave.
The perfect exit.
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>>2821262
I'm sorry I wasn't born in the same as you were because no one has ever been on MY TEAM until now, and even then I manage to fuck it up somehow.

You think I don't always have to be on top, like I don't have to always WIN, but you have no idea what always being the loser feels like.
>>
>Literally defy death and twist magic to keep fighting a shitty nerd on warplanet

>Bail out like a pussy after marco gives us some static


this some real cowardice
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>>2821262
>I'm jealous of you (Don't you come at me with that "too" shit).

Welp time for more meme vote cancer.

>Tell him your Jealous.
>Then SHOW him how Jealous you are.
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>>2821262
Can we lay down the truth of our relationship yet?
The fact dad beat us. The fact literally every alternate version of ourself was dying and we only survived a single timeline due to sheer will?

Half the reason Marco looks at everything as us "trying to win" is because he doesn't have even a fragment of the full picture.
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>>2821320
Do it, but not as an excuse, just as context for our personality flaws. We are just starting to undo 15 years of abuse.
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>>2821317
>Welp time for more meme vote cancer.
What?

I just want to say Anon is TRUTHFULLY jealous of Marco, and why.
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>>2821299
>Giving up
I'm not giving up on shit
I'm standing my ground
Cause I DON'T wanna be Marco
I DON'T feel bad for wanting to win, and I DON'T give a shit about how he feels about us.
Our (new) family is great.
Our lives are kinda fucked up, be we make the best of what we have, and making it better everyday.
I will NOT agree to saying some self defeating bullshit.
I refuse wholeheartedly.
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>>2821325
Ain't that the damn truth.
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>>2821332
>>2821325
Then say that instead of voting to run away like a whipped dog you pussy.
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>>2821314
>>2821309
>>2821262
I

just


WHAT CAN WE FUCKING SAY OR DO TO EXPLAIN OUR FEELINGS TO MARCO WITHOUT BEING MANIPULATIVE OR TRYING TO EXCUSE OUR FUCKING ACTIONS.
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>>2821322
That's what I want.

>"You're not entirely wrong. There was a time where I had to win or I'd literally die.

>Did you know literally just months ago, every version of me in parallel universes died due to this reality conspiring to remove me from existence? I didn't know that until I literally talked to Hekapoo's pal... brother... Glossaryk's son? I don't even know. Point is I got to see every version of me die.

>And ironically, it was the version of me who's dad beat the shit of me every day and who's mom popped pills till she passed out who survived this long. And then an eldritch being who saw my plight crossed entire realities to help save me. That's my mom. And we had to keep winning or I'd literally be dead.

>It's only now I can afford not to win, and I'm still trying to figure out living a life where a loss doesn't result in my death. "

Something like that
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>>2821325
Ego will destroy you. Recognizing bad qualities that cost us more than they earn is the path to ruin.

You want to end up like Luna then keep on trucking. Never apologize, never compromise and never be flexible. Kill any that even catch your gaze and be miserable.

Life isn't Black or white, all or nothing.

The way anon is terrible. He's a terrible person with a terrible attitude. Working on being a less shitty person will help him actually win instead of taking heavy losses everytime we step outside the castle.

How much have we "won" this season
How much have we "lost" this season.

Keep being that stiff and you'll break under pressure.
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>>2821185
>your bro
Eeeeeeeeeh, I would say "guy we were close with but in hindsight it seems like he hung out with us out of pity"
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>>2821325
>Get dumped for being immature and making everything about winning
>Get called on it repeatedly
>No THEY'RE WRONG! I'M AWESOME! ADMITTING THAT WE'RE NOT GREAT IS LOSING AND FUCK THAT I WANT TO WIN!

I mean alright. I'd like some character growth but sure fuck that pussy shit.
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>>2821347
Walk away. Marco doesn't want us to fucking talk anymore. No amount of words will fix shit. We can say "sorry" until we're blue in the face but that won't mean shit to Marco. We'll only dig the Marconon hole deeper if we say "I'm jealous" or "is star better than me?" or anything else really.
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>>2821353
His family was pretty cool though.
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>>2821262
Marco. You don't know me. You never did. I don't know who I am either, but don't try to tell me who I am.
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>>2821342
>>2821350
>>2821357
Something that people don't seem to understand is that the options given are choices, and how we vote on them effects Anon's headspace.
Not the other way around.
Just because one of the choices say "I'm jealous." doesn't mean we have to be, or that is somehow insight into Anon's "true feelings".
Do you guys HONESTLY hate Anon so much that you can't appreciate the great things in his life? That you are willing to throw all that away to reveal that deep down anon just really wants to be this weak bitch in a dress in front of us?
Marco isn't worth this.
Nothing is worth giving up on yourself in such an act of self rejection.
It's fucking disgusting.
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>>2821320
This, honestly. Marco has literally no idea what we've put up with. To him we just pop in every once and a while, fuck things up for him, then leave. He has literally no context for our behaviour or actions, outside of occasional glimpses of the things we do sometimes. If Marco went on half of the adventures we'd gone on he'd be super duper mega dead. It's no wonder we're in a perpetual fight or flight mode, we've got the US government, a monster king that's surprisingly not as incompetent as he used to be, Toffee, and probably at least a few other things I can't think of off the top of my head constantly gunning for us. If we weren't perpetually operating on a hair trigger something would have killed us by now.
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>>2821362
I swear sometimes it seems like they judge the value in Anon's life by how much Marco or others approve of Anon. And if Marco doesn't like it CHANGE NOW OMG!
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>>2821359
True shit, Diaze family is pure gold 10/10
Makes the best damn tacos
will be the last to die if we ever blow up the planet and absorb all life into our eternal engine
Will the first to be resurrected into eternal bliss because they're so fantastic
Would live in their dope ass mexican house
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>>2821362
You are tacking a lot of baggage onto this, man.
Anon has a lot, but acknowledging that he is missing a lot doesn't diminish the other.

Nor does saying there are parts of our self that need to change doesn't mean we hate the whole.

Looking in the mirror going "wow I can be a dick sometimes, maybe I better work on that" is a sign of maturity not defeat.

Stop trying to make this Black and White. No one hates anon, some of us just think he can do better.
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>>2821362
You're thinking of it the wrong way. We're not jealous of Marco, we're jealous of his circumstances. We're jealous of the fact that the universe doesn't literally have it out for him. We're jealous that he got such a winning fucking hand in life and didn't have to struggle for any of it.

Yea we have an awesome family now but we had to fucking claw it out of the universe fucking throat. You think Anon wouldn't be jealous of someone who started with that?
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>>2821348

>>2821363
>>2821361

Kinda combination of this.
Just say we'd like to explain our circumstances. No excuses. That we're trying to change because the circumstances have changed.

Granted it's a level of manipulation I guess. We'd be taking advantage of Marco's inherent goodness to.

The answer isn't that we are at Marco's house because we lost. We came because he and his family were the only home we had.

It really is high time he learns why we came to his house... because his parents probably figured it out.
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>>2821362
Yeah I actually do hate Anon.

Hes fucking terrible.

And I had to fight for every inch of happiness while people like you were screaming and pissing themselves while whining about how we dont turn ourselves into a monster so Luna would love us more.

Second of all. I am not throwing anything away. You are. You are throwing away love, family, patience, empathy, and understanding.

Things I care about A lot.

You need to justify yourself by saying its about Marco. News flash. Its not.
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>>2821262
>Explain things to him.

>Let him take a walk in your mind palace.

>You have a spell for that now right?
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>>2821382
THIS. I FORGOT WE CAN DO THIS.
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>>2821262
Supporting:
>>2821382
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>>2821367
Truth, and it's just as unhealthy as the mess anon is now. You can strive to be a better person without needing the approval of others you're not even close to anymore. This was a good talk with Marco, it was a bit eye opening too. We should take his advice, bid him a good night while saying we might need to keep in touch to deal with ludo and.....move on. We're not friends anymore, we might never be again. That's fine, and if we do end up friends again, and real friends this time, that'd be nice too. There are times you just can't fix something, learning to accept that and move on is a good lesson for anon.
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>>2821374
We do better by learning to love ourselves before seeing gratification from other people.
Marco himself said it, WHO DO WE WANT TO BE BETTER FOR?
WHY?
Are we doing it for Jackie and Marco?
Or are we doing it to be a healthier person?

>>2821376
Why are we jealous?
Why can we come to the understanding that it's our circumstances that make us who we are? That if we were HIM, we wouldn't be US, and I quite frankly LIKE ANON.

>>2821380
Unlike you.
Who seems to be under the opinion that Anon is somehow incapable of love, family, patience or whatever the fuck us without mentally flogging himself.
He is and it's people like you that are keeping him from that path.
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>>2821400
And the players it seems like. Since they're so hell bent on digging their hole and crying in it. Too bad everyone who plays this Quest and even runs it is more stubborn than a mule.
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>>2821410

>Can confirm. Am mule IRL.
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>>2821400
I'm not reading it as wanting Marcos approval. I could give less of a shit about that. What matters is anon gets it off his chest. Frankly I want nothing else to do with Marco, he's kind of a scumbag too. But part of growing up is facing shit you don't want to like an adult. We came here for some normalcy and some insight. We just happened to get the latter from Marco, who is someone that we've wronged just as much as he's wronged us. He wants to know what our beef is and he's told us his. Least we can do is tell him our side.

After that we can leave. He was never interested in being our friend anyway but we don't have to go at each other every time we meet.
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>>2821262
>>2821274
>>2821285
>>2821286
>>2821294
>>2821309
>>2821315
>>2821317
supportan jealousy
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There is...something special going on here.

>>2821281
Vulnerability.

>>2821291
Honesty.

>>2821314
Self realization.

>>2821348
Self assurance.

>>2821350
Understanding hubris.


Anon...


A: "I'm gonna leave."
>Marco looks relieved
>Surprised too
>Yet more relieved

A: "Susan!"
Su: "Wha?"
A: "SUSAN WE'RE GOING!"

Su: "NoooOOoo! Mah toes awen't done!"
>A pounding thunder comes down the steps
>It's Susan

>Her hair has lightning buzzed into the sides
>Her nails are done
>All painted with little man-eating shark hearts

>She is in athletic gear instead of a crop top
>Her HUGE FEET
>Are half done
>Her sword is still with her and huge


A: "...Marco?"
>You turn
>Marco is trying to unwedgie his dress
M: "What?"

A: "I want to show you something. Before I leave."
M: "...Ok."
A: "I need your hand first."
>Marco slowly puts his hand out
>You look at it
>His nails are perfect too

>You sigh
>You take his hand


CONT
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>>2821404
Bruh I love my family and even I am jealous of Marco's.
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>>2821425

A: "Know me."

https://youtu.be/IDsCtDRV2uA

>It's all so brief
>The exchange
>The moments
>Your life and another person's
>You're born
>Fresh
>New

>He's wanted
>Cuddled
>You're cared for
>Taught to be silent

>His family explores the world together
>Yours hides in the dark

>His mother deals with her issues
>Yours drowns hers

>A contrast not entirely perfect

>You both have pursuits

>He has Karate
>Philosphy

>You have your hungers
>You have imagination

>You are both so alone still
>Despite his family
>Marco is always the one helping others up
>Helping others succeed while greatness eludes him

>You're always unassisted
>Always fighting to get to the human life you were denied


>Then
>Magic

>Star for Marco
>Luna for you

>Marco finally has someone who sees him
>Not just what he does
>Not just what he does FOR them


>You have someone
>Who does something FOR you


>When Marco sees you
>On the floor of your room
>Bleeding
>In your mother's bathroom
>Holding her head as she vomits and excuses her neglect

>You feel his heartache
>You feel him want to reach out
>Hold you

>He feels the anger you know now
>Pity
>You don't want it
>Don't need it
>Not anymore


>It ends
>You stand looking at one another

>You
>Scraggly little magic thing

>Him
>A human being


A: "You don't need to forgive me. I don't it from you."
M: "Anon..."

>He's emptied of his harshness
>Of his hate

cont
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>>2821433

>You're more full than ever
>Yet the hate
>It's become something better
>Something more
>Your mind is focused
>One

>Just like Marco's heart always has been


>His dress smells like sulphur and perfume

>You know
>Because he's hugging you



>He doesn't say sorry either
>He doesn't need to
>You haven't
>Because that doesn't matter

>You are Anonymous
>You don't know how to be normal
>Or how to be safe

>You are learning how to be YOU however
>Someone who may not be able to balance

>So you've taught yourself how to fly

Su: "Sooo...can we stay fow dinnew o-"
A: "No we're still leaving."
M: "You don't have to."
A: "Yeah. I do."

>SHRRRRRRIIIIIIP

A: "A lot more winning to do."
>You grin
>It's cruelly satisfied

A: "See ya around, beautiful."

M: "HEY!"


SESSION END!

NEXT SESSION!


NEXT SATURDAY

7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!

Presented: Our next Character sheet

GRATE! THE HERALD OF ANONYMOUS!

>You still have his soul y'know

>Maybe he could come back


Stay blesst

Love,
quest
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>>2821437
Cool. We left and we reached an understanding. Exactly what I wanted.

All in all a pretty sweet night.
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>>2821437
This is better.
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>>2821437
So... love win all?
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>>2821450
Yes...

and no.

We still left.
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>>2821437
Eh, Susan can stay with her crush if she likes for now. We can pick her up later.
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>>2821451
In good terms, sort of. I mean, we got a hug from a hot chick.
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>>2821450
Pic Related
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Of course anon can mind meld.

He wants to be loved and accepted for who he is. This is one of the best ways to do so.

Also.
>Well see each other next sunday you dingus!
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>>2821437
YESSSSSSSSSSS.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
That was nice.
That was utterly satisfying.
UNDERSTANDING.
I had almost given up but we did it!
In the end we are still Us.
Better than Us.
I guess all the fuckers I've been bickering with to thank for that, more than anything i've said.
I'm willing to admit that at least.
Good thread everyone
See you all next week.
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>>2821437
Huh, understanding finally achieved I guess. I'm cool with this, it was satisfying without devolving into what was basically a magical tantrum.
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>>2821437

A big beautiful bless to the Patron pals who help keep this mess magical.

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620

>Any more and I'll have to start animating scenes

H'oh man goddamn!

Thanks to Ark, Acid and Comf. The thiccest bois.

If you have any clarification questions. Feel free to put them here in the thread.

I shall be updating us as the week goes by.

What do you think of Susan's Makeover?

I hope you all enjoy what is to come.

It's coming wether you like it or not.
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>>2821664
I think it's hella cute, and we totally should have given the okay for Sus to hang out with Star while we headed home.

>It's coming whether you like it or not
So goes the march of time, binch. We'll just have to keep winning.
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>>2821664
Got a few questions, not only for Quest, but for the players as well.

>Where do you think is the volcano Wondervon found?
>What should we start to do with the new energy input we'll get?
>What should Anon's plan for Sunday (Tomorrow) be? Why?
>Our castle is fully renovated. But we still lack the things to fill it with. What should we seek to obtain first?
>The de-aged Entropy is now in the castle. How should we go about him?
>Magical Food serves to sustain oneself, but similar to Funyons it's no good to grow eating it. How should we go about obtaining physical, non-magical food for our castle's inhabitants?
>Which of the newly renovated rooms (and it's secrets) should we explore first? Why?
>What should Anon concentrate his efforts on?

>Do you think this Mind Meld thing we did with Marco is a new psychic ability, or just a different facet/use of Mind Read?

>Do you think we took the fly's corpse out of the Diaz' home or did we left it under the couch?
>What will we do about our knew info on Ludo, the Pixies and the MiB? We know where Ludo hides now.
>Which should be our policy with Mewni and the MHC? The MHC seems adamant on keeping Luna's spells out of anyone's hands, including us.
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>>2821430
who would not be he has the perfect family and sometimes i dont know how he fails and flounders what he has in life like with jacky and the constant hi plan
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>>2821711
Oh, I almost forget.

>Where from and how should we obtain the excavation/ construction equipment Wondervon asked for?
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>>2821711
>Where do you think is the volcano Wondervon found?
At a....place? I might need to recheck but I assumed it was on a random planet with no life or a volcanoe in the middle of nowhere on earth.
>>What should we start to do with the new energy input we'll get?
General stuff, improving the castle, working onbuilding that improved undead army in conjuction with wondervaun's tech, powerful elite abominations to field
In said army, defense, research, study of new things we find, the works. We are in the early stages after all.
>>What should Anon's plan for Sunday (Tomorrow) be? Why?
Getting started on building up his kingdom, we finally have wondervaun's tools and we can really get started on all the projects we have, plus we'll need to start resource hunting, maybe "procuring" a few junkyards under his name to start. Plus, anon could use some work to keep his mind focused and off stuff like his break up, at least for a bit.
>>Our castle is fully renovated. But we still lack the things to fill it with. What should we seek to obtain first?
I'd say actual troops and followers, starting with rebuilding our undead forces
>>The de-aged Entropy is now in the castle. How should we go about him?
Raise and care for him, he is our friend.
>>Magical Food serves to sustain oneself, but similar to Funyons it's no good to grow eating it. How should we go about obtaining physical, non-magical food for our castle's inhabitants?
For now we're fine, I feel the focus should be on dead followers first before we start getting living subjects, and we can feed and care for the few living people under our banner pretty easy.
>>Which of the newly renovated rooms (and it's secrets) should we explore first? Why?
I'm a bit unsure, I'm pretty excited to check it all out.
>>What should Anon concentrate his efforts on?
I think I made my thoughts on this clear above
>>Do you think this Mind Meld thing we did with Marco is a new psychic ability, or just a different facet/use of Mind Read?
I think it's a new way of using Mind Read, and shows a growing talent in psionic power by anon.
>>Do you think we took the fly's corpse out of the Diaz' home or did we left it under the couch?
I say took, more flesh for mooks is always good
>>What will we do about our knew info on Ludo, the Pixies and the MiB? We know where Ludo hides now.
Deal with it, we have a template for stealthy scouts now so we should send them to spy and get the layout and plan a sneak attack to finally finish off Ludo. Or drop down and go massacre wave form, destroying everything like a giant, fleshy lazer godzilla. That could work too
>>Which should be our policy with Mewni and the MHC? The MHC seems adamant on keeping Luna's spells out of anyone's hands, including us.
Don't be the aggressor but deal with them if they get too annoying. I'd like to try to get our spells without dealing with them because of hekapoo and omnitraxus, but we can't shy away from getting back our rightful property because of that.
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>>2803557
I AM SO SAD marco wasted something wonderful and it feelt like anon did the same thing but he still loves her and she left him at his most emotionally vulnerable
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>>2821723
>>Where from and how should we obtain the excavation/ construction equipment Wondervon asked for?
We could just teleport in and out of an execevation site and stel them, or Google and trleport right where they manufacture the equipment and steal them there. Neither would be all that difficult.
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>>2821723


Do it like we did last time. Steal it all.
Orrrr....... If we really wanted to get into a political mess.

The MIB are making moves to destabilize Mewni. Excalibur has made overtures about how he is dissatisfied with his bosses.

We also plan, or I hoped to at least use Fly Guy as a targeting beam to colony drop Ludo. We know where it is now anyway so its not an issue. Very Simple.

1. Find out if the Castle ludo is in, is the one where our spell is
2. If not, open a portal in space above ludo's castle (we can breathe in space
3. Take about oh...say 100 Tungsten rods. maybe magically reinforce them.
4. Position ourselves where Wondervon says we should to line up a drop with the castle
5. Cast Crucicrush on the rods
6. Watch as Ludo's castle is Rod from Luna'd to dust


Before this, we cut a 3 way deal.

We offer Excalibur advanced intel to pull his delegation back and look like a dam hero.
We call up Moon and offer to remove a growing problem on her homeworld.
Maybe interact with the Pixies and get them out so their delegation isnt atomized
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>>2821711
>What should Anon's plan for Sunday (Tomorrow) be? Why?
We should really hang out with Luna. She's the most neglected thing in the entire Quest. We've literally never spent time with her. And she's currently suffering because she's just a ghost right now. After all she's done for us I think she either A deserves a bit of our attention. Or B at least deserves us prioritizing getting her a real body so she can actually live life.
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>>2816779
this is me just left out the part of all girls i ever knew hurt me deep inside and thinking this is life and i wished we could all just talk with our mind instead
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For real though, the US govt is gonna iranian revolution on mewni if we don't act.
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>>2821799
we should probably do something
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>>2821804
I suggest talking to Moon and then nuking Ludo from orbit. He has scissors or maybe Tom's scissors so we should assume it wont kill him but it will break the monsters of mewni...and all that that implies.
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>>2821760
We didn't raise dead the fly man. Could've made a decent controlled "double agent"
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>>2821819
lets do that
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>>2821813
>He has scissors or maybe Tom's scissors so we should assume it wont kill him but it will break the monsters of mewni...and all that that implies.

...or it would rally them even more furiously against us than against mewmans, specially if it doesn't kill Ludo.
Such final attacks only serve if the enemy is already demoralized and needs only a final strike to make them surrender.

If they feels strong and you do something like that it could end up making you even more enemies that it would had taken it.

If you want to get to Ludo all you need to do is
>Send a Scout (with a psychic link with yourself) to where you believe him to currently be at.
>Locate him.
>Open a portal, grab him and close it back down.
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Fuck Marco. He's a dumb sanctimonious piece of shit.
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>>2822265
>Fuck Marco.

That's the idea.
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>>2822321
if we learn the right spell we can date them and he is very girly already would not be much of a change just less awkward for them both
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>>2822457
You think something a silly as genitals makes anyt difference to a shapeshifting fleshwarping necromancer?
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>>2821433
>>2821437
I was anxious about having to miss the sessions following the Jackie breakup, but this turned out way better than I was expecting.

>>2821711
>Volcano where?
If it's an honest to goodness volcano, my guess is it'd have to be someplace either too remote for geothermal utilization, like a newly formed isle along the Pacific rim, or someplace where the local populace is too underdeveloped to utilize it ( https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/africa.html ).

>energy what do?
Gotta reraise an army first. We took heavy losses on War Planet. After that, wasn't there a mysterious iron coffin to crack open?

>Sunday what do?
Pesticide for Bow. Secure mining equipment for WonderVon. I imagine Strip Miners in China, Blood Diamond excavators in Africa, Best Korea's underground nuclear test facility constructors, or soviet era surplus equipment might be good targets. Or we could go bells-and-whistles and try to grab Elon Musks' latest shit from his 「Boring Company」 though he hasn't exactly passed us off for any particular reason. Top it off with hanging out with some Bros in the evening... Jam session with Oscar? Mayham and mischief with Justin and the football team?

>Magical Food
We probably need to use portions of our energy as part of an automated farm to grow/raise shit for consumption. Self sufficiency and all that.

>Mind Meld
Different facet. We already knew we could read others minds (Rx). And we found out we could broadcast our own (Tx). This is just the Duplex (RxTx) advancement of the same basic principles.

>Boo-fly
Well, muscles stuffed him under the couch... but what were the rules regarding our sax? Is it ANY enemy automatically gets their soul pulled into our pocket paradise, or were there conditions to it (takes a specific action, requires contact with wand, etc)

>Ludo axis of evil
Nah, we gotta put the kahbash on that. Just as we've been trying to expand our influence, so has he. It doesn't have to be about "saving" Mewni, but it can be about giving Ludo his just desserts. With Ludo gone, the other two will likely recede unto the backdrop once more.
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>>2821664
>If you have any clarification questions. Feel free to put them here in the thread.

I have a few questions

#1 what even was that mind melding crap that happened? Since when could we do that?

#2 why do you feel the need to tell the players exactly what they need to do in order to get what they want?
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>>2826661

Dont forget we have to somehow unfuck bow's mind as well but seeing that we can now share experiences and we have been mentally linked with Bow from the beginning it should not be hard to "download bowslife.exe" from ours and Susan's mind.

On that note we should get Susan's memories too. See Mewni hows it was when she was a youth and get a handle on how mewish people think.


Going to again advocate for a first strike response to Ludo. Maybe after we get our army back together we have a talk with Excalibur. I'm sure wondertech for information isnt too bad a trade. Hell trade some of that tech for mining and research. We can give them little things that wont fuck us over. I'd really like to get the us delegation out of Ludos territory before dropping a nuke on him.
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>>2821711
>>2821711

I'll start here.
Time for some deep-lore-able actions.

The Mind meld is just a further expression of Anon's currently existing psychic powers.


He displayed this ability with the Pre-natal Bow.
Communing with the unhatched Drake connected their minds, and seemingly expanded Bow's consciousness. Allowing for more personality than most dinosaurs.

He has also used his ability to impress images and memories to attack/commune with psionic beings.

The Mind Meld is just another facet of that, allowing a consenting being with similar mind to have a clear picture of unfiltered, factual Anonymous.


Marco has now seen -all- the details of your life. This has given him pause in his unrelenting dereliction of you.

That, and your earnest actions in regards to game night.

Muscles certainly left that Fly Corpse under the couch.

Mostly because it was gross, and he is disturbed by killing something so personally without his own intention.


The rest are all lovely inquiries but best left up to you.

>>2826661
>>2826661
Now this needs to be explored. The wand was on Anon's person when Boo Fly expired. (Because of strong player votes to NOT leave it unattended.)

According to the original trait however.

Trait: The Choir Imperial
When an undead under the control of the owner of the Wand is destroyed their soul no longer returns to The Void where it would be lost. Instead, the soul returns into The Wand where they exist in a paradisiac pocket dimension.

Souls can be re-summoned out of The Wand countless times and can be placed in any suitable body the caster finds to use as their vessel.
Souls can be captured by slaying a creature and then using Raise Dead to place their soul into The Wand.


This applies to creatures raised and under Anon's control.

So, if he had popped BooFly back up with RAISE DEAD and then slapped him to death.

THEN he would have the monster's soul at his disposal.


I cannot wait to see you all THIS SATURDAY!


7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!

It's gonna be...homey.
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is it home decoration time?
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if then we need these stairs and we should pop back and reanimate the fly
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>>2828400
>Use animated vermin swarm to spy on Ludo.
>duh.
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>>2828653
What if we send our own emissary in the form of a swarm of zombie bugs.

Cloak full of a mass of millions of undead cockroaches and vermin, have it march to Ludos fortress and talk to the fuck

"MY MASTER ANON BIDS THEE WELCOME, LUDO AND WOULD ASK WHAT OFFERING YOU MAKE FOR YOUR LIFE"

also ressurect Grate as the first of our super cybertech minions. Dude deserves it.
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>>2830395
>LUDO AND WOULD ASK WHAT OFFERING YOU MAKE FOR YOUR LIFE
How about instead we just kill him when we get the chance? That bird's been breathing for too long anyway. Should've been killed back in mid season 1.
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>>2830430
Gotta buy some time for anon to line up the rods from God and let them.fall to mewni. Also might be nice to do some recon, maybe steal one of our spells back if this castle is the one houseing it.aslo interact with the envoys.
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i am sorry if this sounds retardet but what is 7 pm in european time
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>>2835071
You can google it, and it will tell you.
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after reading this thread i wonder if we should focus on our kingdom or getting lunas spells back.
Also ot was three spells she lost right The universe transfer spell, soul vessel and a last one i cant remember
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>>2835100
Resurrection spell. Which we should focus on so we can revive Luna. Not only will this massively benefit us by allowing Luna to actually cast spells on her own without it slowly killing us, but it will make her happy.
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>>2835372
Luna isn't dead though.

She's just... "Bodily Impaired".
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>>2835475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3at_Ev2kOoI
She literally said she was a ghost last session. She be dead. Regardless, the resurrection spell will help us do to her what we did to Susan but without the brain damage.
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damm no session this time
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>>2837391
New thread, amigo. >>2836115




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