Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2811923
Make a better quest with a story and better roll system

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2811942
>quest with a story
Those are the worst kind
>>2811923
Find a homeless man to mug

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>>2811942
No. The Trinity of life is scared. This is the life of Ramble, and only the Trinity can decide his fate.
>Praise be to the sacred Trinity.

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>>2811953
>Yeah, I'll mug this guy! He's a piece of shit anyway, look at his name!
I don't think that says what you think it does.
>Get mugged you racist motherfucker!

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>>2811971
>Well i mugged him, but all he had was this coupon.
You stabbed him for some generic coupon Ramble.
>Well i mean the guy had it coming.
I guess he did. You might have murdered a guy though is all i'm saying.
>I guess i'm evil now.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2814404
Use the coupon to buy some guns

I could fill the action que up a little to keep the action going
>Flirt with gun guys daughter (if legal)

>>2814404
Once a killer, always a killer. You've got to keep going now

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2822084
forgot to roll

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>>2815184
Well, did you like killing him?
>>2822084
>>2822085
>Well i guess i feeled justified, but no i didn't feel evil.
Heroes are the ones who tell the story in the end Ramble.
>What's that mean?
History is writen by the ones who won.
>Well... fuck it, lets go use this coupon.
Only place here is a gun shop called "Fahking Guns".
>God i hope the owner doesn't have some stupid quirk or accent.
You know he will.

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>>2824991
Walking in you spot a big man, looks to be the owner.
Welcome. What kind of Fahking gun you want?
>I knew it.
Knew what? You tryin' to fahk with me?
>No. Just- nevermind.
Yeah whatever.
>Anyway i got this coupon.
7 bucks off anything 75 or more eh? That's a good fahking deal. Whatchu want?

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2824995
>Whatchu want?
"Everything."

>>2824991
>>2814404
I'm surprised you aren't dead.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2824995
Better quest make it

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>>2824995
Turning to your right, you see a wall full of guns. there's a selection of different weapons at your disposal here.
Well, whatchu want?
>>>2825003
>Everything.
Well that seems highly unlikely for a kid like you who wanders in here with a fahking coupon. Don't worry though, my gahns are fahking cheap as dirt, but they work just fine. No jammin'. No misfiyah.
>What are the prices?
Handgun's solid 50. Sub mahchine gun's 55. Shotgun's gunna be 60. Rifle gunna bump you up to your coupons price range for 75 bucks, i'd suggest it if yah wanna just get it an' leave; I suggest having a side arm though if you want to fight mid range though. 'Nade launcha's gunna bump it up again to 95. Rocket lahncha's gonna be 100; it's like the 'nade launcha but it goes in a straight line. Then you got the best one i got; the lazer gun. That baby's gunna cost you 1000 bucks.
>1000 bucks?
It's a fahking LAZER GUN kid, what'd you expect?
>good point.
Let's hope we can get what we need.

1) You can only get 1 gun, nothing higher than a rifle though. 2) You have enough for the rifle and one gun of your choosing below the price of the rifle (just post what you want). 3) You can purchase anything over the rifle and ANY other gun. Post number ending in a 0 or 3 gets to get another gun (Only if you roll a 3). Dubs gets all guns.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2825017
Will these gahns give us gains?

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>>2825007
YOU!
>Me?
You killed my Brother!
>Oh shit?
Yeah! He might have been a racist, but he was MY racist!
>Oh shit.
nLG6ER/m was my only family. You must pay for what you've done!
Looks like we've got no choice, we gotta fight him before we can get our guns.

A challenger has appeared. Any random anon can challenge Ramble in any way as long as it's only been once. Only the challenger (anon) can challenge Ramble at that moment. The rules are simple. Rolls are still 1, 2, and 3's. 1's will be a counter hit from the other character. 2. will be a block from the other character (still does chip damage). 3 will be a successful hit. 0's and 3's in post numbers will double the action's damage. Doubles will double the action. Just say what you want to happen and let the divine Trinity of Life guide your luck.

>>2825022
>A challenger has appeared. Any random anon can challenge Ramble in any way as long as it's only been once. Only the challenger (anon) can challenge Ramble at that moment.
What do the other anons do?

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>>2825020
Fahking sweet. Tell you what Cuz, if you win this fight i'll give you one free gun on the house besides what you can pay for.
>What? Why?
I fahking love fights!

You now might have the chance to get 4 guns
>>2825025
Any anon other than jTwkD4LD counts as Ramble. jTwkD4LD is your enemy. Anyone can state an action like "Do a drop kick" or "do a karate chop". 1 is a counter attack from your opponent, 2 is a block from your opponent, and 3 is an actual hit. I'll have a generic health system lined up, and depending on what you do i'll decide the damage done.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2825029
>>2825022
Frame jTwkD4LD as the murderer of his own brother. It's the perfect crime!

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>>2825029

>>2811923
>Ramble Quest 2: The Somethingning Ramble
You got a link to the previous thread, preferably an off-site one?

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>>2825032
>Unlucky for you i've got World Marshal on speed dial.
What do you mean by that?
>I'm gonna frame you for his murder!
W-what?! Y-you did it though! I'll testify!
>Pfff, I already know the World Marshal himself, and we're pretty buddy-buddy. Could even be made into a buddy cop flick.
N-no way! You aren't framing me!
Looks like you emotionaly damaged him, but he COULD recover from this. Maybe hit him next time if you actually want to damage him, OR you could keep playing with his mind, maybe we could resolve this just by scaring the shit out of him. What do you wanna do Ramble?

>>2825040
Unfortunatly i don't, but i'm sure you can find it in the archives. Just in case, how would you want me to save this just in case you guys would actually want this for future reading? How could i save all of this and just put it together as a simple to read thing?

>>2825040
I mean it's still here. >>>2801569 if you just want it now. Some really silly shit happened. And then some shit happened. But once again, how would you like me to save this so i can just "hand it out" for people who are new and wanna catch up? Any suggestions? I'm really not used to shit like this.

>>2825047
>Unfortunatly i don't, but i'm sure you can find it in the archives. Just in case, how would you want me to save this just in case you guys would actually want this for future reading? How could i save all of this and just put it together as a simple to read thing?
>>2825051
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
sup/tg/ has a /qst/ archive section that you can manually archive in. I can't currently access it, but you can add tags to it. It's in HTTP.
https://archived.moe/qst/
Archived.moe has a /qst/ section and auto-archives. It's in HTTPS.
>>2813151
>Useful links:http://pastebin.com/u5xPbk6w
You can ask in /qtg/ if you have any questions, or in this thread and your players might answer it.
The pastebin has some resources.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2825051
>>>>2801569(Cross-thread)
Hah. Good shit, thanks mate.

>>2825047
>Looks like you emotionaly damaged him, but he COULD recover from this. Maybe hit him next time if you actually want to damage him, OR you could keep playing with his mind, maybe we could resolve this just by scaring the shit out of him. What do you wanna do Ramble?
While jTwkD4LD is distraught, bash him over the head with his own HP bar. Triple whammy!

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>>2825057
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2801569/Well here it is now on the site. I don't feel like making a pastebin for right now but i'll keep making these for now. Thanks.
___________________

>Looks like your health's catching up with you old man!
PFFFF!
Somehow you hit him over the head with a healthbar. That metaphorical damage you inflicted on him earlier has definitely converted into real damage now, but now that guy's probably suffering from the question of "what the fuck just hit me?" and the metaphorical damage that might imply.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2825067
fucking kek

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2801569/Well here it is now on the site. I don't feel like making a pastebin for right now but i'll keep making these for now. Thanks.
Will do.

>>2825067
I hope that >>2825007 isn't just some random dickbag that only wanted to post and coast or else he's just gonna get the shit kicked out of him. Tell you what, if he doesn't post in the next 30 minutes, you got him dizzied.

>>2825072
Will do.
>you got him dizzied.
What does that do?

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>>2825069
Since you rolled and i can't quite seem to see what you want the action to be, this is what happens.

>Holy fucking kek.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
He's pretty pissed. You're lucky he hasn't counter attacked you, but you can't really counter a dude who's just laughing. That had to have done a little bit of emotional damage.

>>2825073
Ever played street fighter? there's a stun gauge in it, and if you hit the enemy enough times they become stunned. Should have just said that.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2825089
>Since you rolled and i can't quite seem to see what you want the action to be, this is what happens.
>>2825069
That's what I meant. I was laughing at both the post and wanted our character to do the same.

>Continue to do the same. Laughing at his torment.

>>2811956
>No. The Trinity of life is scared.
Why's it scared?

>>2825103
I think we oth know I meant sacred. I'm on my breakfast break for right now so hol up. Let someone else post until I can make the pic.

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>>2825106
Sorry, phone posting. Back to business.

>Haha, shit.
You fucking monster! You're going to laugh at me?! You killed my brother. I'll...i'll fucking kill you!
>Yeah yeah...
That monster bit seems like it got to you, but you shrug it off and wipe away your final tear.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2825113
>>2825072
Is he stunned?

>>2825113
>You killed my brother. I'll...i'll fucking kill you!
"Yes, yes. Let the hate flow through you."

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>>2825114
Yeah, fuck it. Figured that guy was just some random dickbag.[/spoiler]

>Yes, yes! Let the hate flow through you.
I... i can't believe such a person exists. All i wanted was to a-avenge my brother and-
He looks completely stunned. What do we do Ramble?

>>2825123
>>2825047
Frame him for our crimes. Scapegoat him for everyone's problems. It makes us and the World Marshal look good, gets us some of that sweet "confiscated evidence," and becomes the turning point for our descent into villainy. Win-win.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2825123
Tell gun dude the challenger is going to pay for our guns

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2825134

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2825103

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>>2825231
>Yo gun clerk, this dude's paying for me.
No he fahking isn't, the man's obviously a hobo. Don't get me wrong, that was a good fight but how's a hobo gunna pay for yer fahking guns?
>Fine, figured that wouldn't work. Well then there's only one thing left to do.
You pull out a phone from your interdimensional pocket, lucky you.
>>2825994
>Yeah, hello?
"World Marshal. Dude speaking. Whudya want Bub?"
>Yo Dude, it's me.Ramble. The guy who gave you an atomic bomb.
"Oh, it's you. So whadya calling for?"
>Well i got a suspect here that killed his own brother, think you can come here and arrest him?
"I got more pressing matters than baggin' some random Bub off the streets."
>What? Cmon man.
"Sorry, but stuff like that just isn't fit for world marshal business. That's just in line with normal police work. You want a world marshal, get a more urgent distress like a monster or something."
*click*

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>>2826807
>Shit.
Well that's not necessarily a bad thing.
>What the fahk do you mean?
I MEAN how would we even frame this hobo? Did you ever think of that?
>...
That's what I thought.
>Well i mean we can't just let this dude stay here and start spreading rumors around about us.

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>>2826823
Ramble, just listen to me for a second.
>Um, don't i always?
Here, let me do something real quick... Just this once.

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>>2826864
There we are.
>OH WHAT THE FUCK.

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>>2826875
>WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.
Be calm.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU REGAL MOTHERFUCKER I'M FUCKING FLOATING IN MY OWN HEAD!
Our head.
>YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!
Think of it as a symbiotic relationship.
>MMM-MMM NOPE.

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>>2826901
Just breath Ramble.
>...
Better?
>Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
There we go.
>I didn't think you'd be... you know... this.
What?
>You know. A chair.
I'm much more than a chair.
>And I mean now isn't really the best time to be serious when you've been goofing around with me my whole life.
I have to say i'd given up on you many times. I guess i finally accepted that we were just going to be doing this for all eternity.
>Now what the fuck does THAT mean?

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>>2826919
Ramble, what do you think you need to do in life?
>Um... something?
Like you have a great NEED to just do ANYTHING.
>Yeah!
Pretty strong impulse right?
>Well i mean if i wasn't doing anything, it'd just be me talking to you all day and night, and that'd get boring.
Let's just skip to the point. You feel the need to do something, but can't remember what you really want can you?
>That pretty much sums it up. Does this have anything to do with that monster from before?
Exactly.
>Well? What about it?
What do you think happens when we die?
>Bullshit.
See, you already know.
>What, we get reincarnated or something, and our bodies get transformed into those things?
More like every time we die we come back in a completely different reality, and whenever we do, our lost bodies come back to claim us.
>Aaaaand if they do?

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>>2826945
Imagine the lacking of being yourself.
>FREAKING OUT AGAIN.
You're just lucky we haven't died that many times, and not once by one of them.
>So then what's the plan?! What's the plot?!

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>>2826978
I'm not sure. Surviving is our main goal for now.
>Oh thank god, back to gorgeous reality. NEVER do that again.
No promises.
>Oh, back to being a smarmy fuck?
I've been around the block enough times to know when to just let it all loose.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2827002
I don't understand what this was about.

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The plot thickens

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>>2827267
>I don't get it... did we just... jump the shark or something?
No no, jumping the shark for US would be something like someone else having the connection you and me have.
>I still don't see what all this has to do with us.
Just expect everything we have to deal with is all your fault and not mine.
>Well i guess i DO get us into some wacky situations.
Now about that Homeless man who's brother we killed...
>Oh yeah...

Rolled 1 (1d3)

Go to the bar, pay with our guns

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>>2828823
>Ah fuck em. We need to worry about guns. Besides i still need to pay back that bartender since he said an alternate reality doesn't count as currency. I'm sure he could just pawn off a gun.
>>2825020
You can purchase anything over the rifle and any other 2 guns.
>Neat. Now what to buy?

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2828866
Get that laser gun, and ask for two more laser guns with it.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2829051
+1

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2827610
>>2828784
That it certainly has.

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>>2829051
>Alright, gimme 3 laser guns.
The shop owner looks stunned
>Just give me the guns.
Fahk me... well alright.

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>>2831253
You've gained 3 new guns, all ray guns.
>Let's see how these things work.
OUTSIDE.
>Outside.

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>>2831259
*Bweeeeeeee*
>Really?
Just give it some time.
>I swear if i got scammed out of all that gold i just pulled out of nowhere.

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>>2831262
>HHHHRRRRRRNNNNNMMMMMMM!!!
Damn, that's got some kick to it.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2831266
Sweet! Lets rob some homeless people!

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2831266
Go sell one for half a million dollars, then buy out the bar from the barkeep.

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>>2831355
>Yeah, might as well.
You're on a mean streak today.
>Well maybe life is just unfair for others?
That may be the case, but-
>Plus this isn't his wallet. The ID is of someone else. I'm just stealing whats already stolen.
I guess that's not that bad then.

>>2831905
>Maybe i should sell one of these for 50,000 buckaroonies and buy Da Damn Bar.
I'm sure that reselling this to someone for half a million would be near to impossible considering it's being sold at a lower price at the gun store.
>Yeah, i guess you're right. Well, let's just stop by the bar and pay our stupid tab.
Sounds good to me.

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>>2832684
Oh no no no.
>Hey Keep.
No! Get the hell outta my damn bah!
>I can pay you back.
Really? For real?
>Yeah.

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>>2832699
>>2828823
>Here you go.
...
>What?
Mac, I am about ready to kill you.
>Whaaat?
I tell you every damn time, currency. Money.
>You wont take a ray gun? You could pawn it off and then you would owe ME. haha.
NO!

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>>2832712
>Then how about some currency?
You smug bastard.
>How about a drink on the house.
Don't push it Mac, we just got back on the right foot.
Well it looks like our debt is settled.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2827002
>>2831266
>pics
kek

>>2826978
>pic
Ramble's conscience's form reminds me of a certain triangular character from a certain children's cartoon show.

>>2832731
Well that's one plotline settled.
>>2811624
>You kiddin'? Thats the world Mayor Bub. Well, I'm outta here.
Begin plotting a coup against the World Mayor in ways uncharacteristic of what seems to be an unusually dedicated, shitpost quest.

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>>2834303
So what's next on our to do list Ramble?
>So there's this World Mayor guy right?
Yyyyeaaah?
>Well how about WE become World Mayor?
That IS something we could do. Have a campaign?
>Yeah. Kill all monsters to death.
That's a good start but i think we can do better. On to our next quest then.
>Yep. Next quest.
And with that, our protagonist gained new weapons (all the same kind), new enemies, and new concepts unknown to him before. What will happen to Ramble next time?
>I'm gonna become World Mayor, duh.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN RAMBLE QUEST!

>>2844781
>Ask bahman for sponsorship for our campaign
When is next time?

>>2845038
He made the next thread, but failed to link it:
>>2844793