[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [cm / hm / y] [3 / adv / an / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / hc / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / po / pol / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / x] [rs] [status / ? / @] [Settings] [Home]
Board:  
Settings   Home
4chan
/qst/ - Quests


Ten years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects.

The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to every corner of the civilized universe. Epics of the golden warrior or warriors facing down demons, wizards, assassins, armies, champions, and even surviving against both Freeza and the Arbiter are told universe-wide. The mere mention of Super Saiyans inspires awe, admiration, jealousy, or fear, depending on who you ask. This has now lead to the Covenant assembling a mighty army 30,000 warships strong to exterminate the Saiyans once and for all. The Arbiter has arrived, it has all come down to this!

Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 741, the ten-year anniversary of the Saiyans joining the PTO. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan Berserker with a known base powerlevel of 820,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of Chaya, Chilli and Broly(adoptive), and an inspiration to both the other Saiyans and the rest of the PTO.

Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJn
Powerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswN
Archive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+Quest

Quest rules:
>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum
>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins
>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated
>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll
>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled within the 3 rolls
>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure
>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.
>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down if too meta or too out-of-established-chatacter
>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts
>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason
>Have fun

Quest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQM

Current Arc: The Covenant War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_WxpjhzKHI
>>
>>2815297
Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

The battle has been hard, most of your close allies are either injured like Meloka and Vegeta, simply exhausted like Bardock, Turles, Nappa, and Tunnip, or five minutes away like Freeza and Ubo. King Cold came through for you all, removing their anti-magic barrier and allowing Raven to re-open her portal between New Salda and Azar. Many of the wounded are being sent trough now as those who have recovered are returning to fight. But, it may be too little too late. For to the southeast of the city, as we rejoin Karn you can sense it. The Arbiter has arrived directly on New Salda, along with what you sense are one hundred of his Zealots. This is it, the final battle is now upon you!

“He’s already there? Dammit all!” Freeza says telepathically. “Five minutes, just hold out for five minutes. And don’t you do anything too reckless.”
“We’ll do our best.” you reply, Freeza ending the link as several people all try to telepathically communicate with you at once. Your brain struggles to comprehend what they’re all saying, until you’ve had enough.

“Everyone, shut up!” you telepathically shout, silencing the voices. “Yes, the Arbiter’s here. Now we need to figure out our next move, and quick. Anyone have any ideas?”

At this everyone is quiet a moment, until someone finally speaks up.

“We fought him before, back on Azar.” Meloka says. “We may be tired, but we’re also much stronger than before. If we both use your stone and restore our strength then go and fight him together, we can beat him this time!”
“Or get overwhelmed by his forces.” King Vegeta says. “You’re both exhausted and your shoulder is injured. Can’t risk it yet. We should attack his soldiers with hit-and-run tactics, wipe out his soldiers before trying to engage him directly.”
“Or you could always challenge him to a duel.” Turles says. “Get him in a one-on-one, then we’ll all attack while he’s distracted fighting you. There’s no honor in killing him like that, but it’s far better than us all dying.”

And what will you do?
>Wait and see what the Arbiter does, then react. No need to attack recklessly now
>Hit-and-run attacks with the other Super Saiyans, cut his forces down before trying to face him
>Challenge him directly to a duel
>Return to base form and simply rest, you need to let your body recover more before facing him
>Final Flash his ship, hopefully thin out his ranks
>Other(write in)

And as for the Bloodstone:
>Recover your full strength with the Bloodstone, empty it
>Recover yours and Meloka’s strength with the Bloodstone, empty it
>Use half of what’s in the Bloodstone, save the rest for later
>Save the Bloodstone for later
One hour vote
>>
>>2815301
>>2815301
>group final flash
And then
>half bloodstone for karn and malika
>half bloodstone for vegeta, nappa, turtles, bardock, tunnip
>>
>>2815301
>Return to base form and simply rest, you need to let your body recover more before facing him
>Save the Bloodstone for later

No need to rush this take our time for freezypop to show up and double team him
>>
>>2815301
>Wait and see what the Arbiter does, then react. No need to attack recklessly now
>Hit-and-run attacks with the other Super Saiyans, cut his forces down before trying to face him
But we wait back with Meloka and do this
>Return to base form and simply rest, you need to let your body recover more before facing him
>Save the Bloodstone for later, cant give out the trump card yet.
Unless he starts moving towards us, we wait, doesn't matter if he does or doesn't. We need to rest for the final push, and if he felt like charging he wont give us time to pull back to the others. If we have the time we do it and rest with our comrades while they deal with the chaff.
>>
>>2815301

>hit and run tactics
>split bloodstone with melons, drain it

Phoneposting from the road in Illinois, been driving since 2am
Wew lad
>>
>>2815301
>>Save the Bloodstone for later
>Hit-and-run attacks with the other Super Saiyans, cut his forces down before trying to face him
>>
>>2815301
>>Use half of what’s in the Bloodstone, save the rest for later
>>Challenge him directly to a duel
>>
>>2815301
>Return to base form and simply rest, you need to let your body recover more before facing him
>Save the Bloodstone for later
>>
Rolled 53, 12, 91, 62, 34, 59, 66, 17 = 394 (8d100)

>>2815314
>>2815320
>>2815323
>>2815329
>>2815374
>>2815388
>>2815398
Save the Bloodstone, and we have a tue between rest and hit&run. No need for tiebreaker, this works for me. Roll me a 3d100.
>>
Rolled 90, 99, 87 = 276 (3d100)

>>2815425
>>
Rolled 19, 71, 60 = 150 (3d100)

>>2815425

>>2815429
holy shit
>>
Rolled 98, 68, 66 = 232 (3d100)

>>2815425
>>2815429
WELL THEN.
>>
>>2815429
>>2815430
>>2815449
98/100, 99/100, 87/100. Well then. This is far better than I foresaw, writing.
>>
>>2815429
>>2815449
Oh my lawd
>>
>>2815461
Nice!
holy shit st.louis is a shithole, no wonder everyone said to stay on the interstate without stopping. truly ferguson is a chimout zone
>>
>>2815301
“Calm down. Calm down Karn, and think.” you tell yourself, dropping your Ascended form. You also drop your normal Super Saiyan form as well, returning to your base form and sitting in the ancient shipwreck’s bridge with your legs crossed. The Arbiter’s playing it cautiously, he had his ship teleported to New Salda to avoid it getting shot down in space this time. He’s clearly wary of what you all can do. That means he’ll likely play it conservatively at first, giving you the one thing you need the most: time.

“Meloka, get Tatsu through the portal and looked at, then rest yourself for a bit.” you tell her. “We need to play it smart if we want to win this. Who’s still good to fight?”

Nappa, Tunnip, Turles, and King Vegeta all say that they are ready to go. Bardock says he needs a minute, having been defending the Guardian.

“King Vegeta, your plan of hit-and-run is probably our best bet right now.” you say, tracking the Arbiter and his men via ki sense. “The Arbiter himself probably won’t engage you all yet, he seems to be wary of getting pulled into an ambush. So take his Zealots out quickly, but don’t get bogged down fighting. If you do, they’ll probably kill you. Good luck everyone, and good hunting.”

With that you close your eyes, rest your hands palms-up on your knees, end the psychic link, and breathe. You focus on the breathing techniques the Guardian had taught you, of feeling the ki all around you. Not by trying to single one out, but feeling everything. For a few moments everything feels much the same, but then you feel it. Suddenly in your mind you can see everything. Not only every warring Saiyan and Covenant soldier, but everything. You can feel every living being, large or small on New Salda. You feel every creature in the seas, every insect, tree, and even blade of grass. But that’s when you feel it. The strength of the planet itself, the magma’s power just below the planet’s thin crust. And for a solitary moment your own power connected with it. You feel a rush of titanic power throughout your body, causing you to spasm and yelp in surprise and pain. Your concentration broken, the link with everything fades, you laying on your back panting. What the hell was that? You rise to your feet, feeling that alien power surging throughout your body.

“The planet itself, you have felt.” the Guardian’s voice telepathically appears in your head. “Its true strength, you have felt. Chosen you, this world has, to defend it.”
cont

Sorry to leave but I have to work 1-3. Next update in roughly three hours.
>>
And I’m back! Writing.
>>
>>2815567


we are the chosen one!
>>
>>2815866
Well ya ruined it now
>>
>>2815890
we are

captine planet
>>
>>2815567
“Chosen?” you ask the ancient alien, confused. “What do you mean, chosen?”
“This destruction by the Covenant, it can feel.” the Guardian tells you. You flare your aura up around you, it now a dark green instead of your usual aura as you feel that primal power bolstering your tired body. Looking around you see a reflective surface, and you notice your eyes are now a dark green as well, yet your hair remains the same. You ponder this as the Guardian continues. “A champion, this world has chosen. Bestowed its own strength upon you, New Salda has.”

-The World’s Champion unlocked-

“I’ll do my best.” you reply to the Guardian, then end the link with him and contact King Vegeta. “How long was I down?”
“It’s been only about a minute and a half so far.” Vegeta tells you as you leave the antique shipwreck, leaping from the ruins of the bridge to land on the ground. You feel yet more strength pouring up into you, rising up through the ground and into your body. This surge of power is tremendous, it seems actually touching the planet boosts the strength it can bestow upon you. “But we’ve hit a problem.”

“What’s wrong?” you reply, focusing on what the King is telling you and preparing to move out. “Nappa and Turles are both down, Tunnip and I are pulling back to send them through the portal and out of danger. Somehow they were ready for our attack!”
“It’s alright King Vegeta, pull back and defend the city for now.” you reply, focusing your senses on the Arbiter’s group. Most of them made it, you can sense 67 Zealots and the Arbiter himself all assembled. “It’s my turn.”
“Wait Karn, what are you doi-?” King Vegeta asks, you severing the mental link and blasting off towards the Arbiter and his men. You feel your strength drop off sharply when your feet leave the ground, your connection with the planet weakening somewhat. You quickly fly towards the Arbiter’s group, mentally preparing yourself for this perhaps-final battle.

What will you do?
>Rush in and attack
>Rush in with your Energy Blade and attack
>Rush in with your Super Energy Blade and attack
>Rush in with your hammer and attack
>Rush within sight, keep your distance and begin firing Death Beams and Energy Javelins
>Event Horizon, try to wipe them all out in one shot
>Sneak into their midst, try and catch them off-guard and Red Dawn
>Hellzone Grenade, trap them all inside then Super Energy Bomb
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
>>
>>2815939
>ARBITER, COME FOURTH AND FIGHT ME YOU COWARD. ONE ON ONE

And hellzone grenade his ass if he refuses.
>>
>>2815939
>>Event Horizon, try to wipe them all out in one shot
>>
>ARBITER, COME FOURTH AND FIGHT ME YOU COWARD. ONE ON ONE

And hellzone grenade his ass if he refuses.


sweet, wonder if this is a one off transfomation of it we might be able to use after the war. would be quite a curveball.
>>
>>2815939
This kind of stupid>>2815943
>>
Rolled 72, 24, 99, 27 = 222 (4d100)

>>2815943
>>2815946
>>2815956
>>2816007
“ARBITER, COME FORTH AND FIGHT ME YOU COWARD! ONE ON ONE!” and Hellzone Grenade his ass if he refuses wins. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC 95
For the 1v1
>>
>>2815939
Change this>>2816007
To rush through the enemy lines and death slash everything, and grab Nappa and Turles.
>>
Rolled 78, 96 = 174 (2d100)

>>2816016
>>
Rolled 18, 71 = 89 (2d100)

>>2816016
Fuck. Shouldn't vote first thing after napping.
>>2816020
Nice
>>
Rolled 75, 95 = 170 (2d100)

>>2816016
>>
Rolled 10, 98 = 108 (2d100)

>>2816016
>>
>>2816023
>>2816020
Its weird how close these are
>>
>>2816020
>>2816023
>>2816027

the dice are mocking us. why couldent those have been in the first slot
>>
>>2816020
Eh, we failed the get him to 1v1 us, but that Hellzone grenade will probably wipe most, if not all, of his Zealots out with that 96.
>>
>>2816020
>>2816021
>>2816023
78/100, 96/100. Failure then success, writing.
Also to clarify: King Vegeta and Tunnip got Nappa and Turles out of danger, they’re not still here.
>>
>>2816031

thats probably going to be a bruise to arbys ego after realizing he could have avoided that death had he aceepted the 1v1
>>
>>2815939
>ARBITER, COME FOURTH AND FIGHT ME YOU COWARD. ONE ON ONE

Everyone is exhausted and morale is low, killing the arbiter in one on one combat will cause covenant morale to plummet and give us the edge we need to win this siege
>>
>>2816033
>doesn't agree to the 1v1

Well shit all his men are about to melt and we don't have to worry about honor when someone comes to help us now. Smooth Arbiter. Not that honor matters in a fight for ones species, but still.
>>
>>2815939
You fly until you see the Arbiter’s ship, sitting on the ground surrounded by the wrecks of other Covenant ships and thousands of bodies as more Zealots pour out from inside it. From what you can sense, they’re all out of his ship now and on the planet’s surface. Perfect time to try your luck.

“ARBITER!!” you roar, your voice much louder than you’d ever been. You just chalk it up to whatever New Salda is doing to you, enjoy for a moment how badly you startled several Zealots, and continue. “COME FORTH AND FIGHT ME YOU COWARD! ONE ON ONE! LET’S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!”

You’d flared your aura out around you as you’d shouted, making sure you couldn’t be missed. And once your declaration was finished you began dropping through the air, landing on the far edge of the scorched earth his ship is resting on. When your feet hit the ground you wince slightly, feeling the planet’s anger surge through you at what they’ve done. Your strength multiplies as well, you taking a deep breath and feeling power rise from the earth, flow through your feet and into your body as you boldly stand, waiting for him to accept your challenge. However, you were kinda expecting what happened next instead.

“KILL HIM!!” the Arbiter shouts, a hail of energy bullets, beams, and pink crystals soaring through the air towards you. You snarl in response, Ascending in a burst of now-green sparks as you activate your Barrier. You quickly begin charging your ki into your palms, preparing to retaliate. The storm of Covenant attacks ends after a few moments the dust they kicked up everywhere cutting their vision. But not yours, you able to ‘see’ each and every one of them with your ki sense.

“Did we get him?” you hear one ask as you deactivate your Barrier, smirking. You say nothing and unleash your attack, throwing hundreds of explosive balls of ki in seconds. “Shit, get down!!”

You throw sphere after sphere, carefully avoiding the Zealots and the Arbiter, bhut hitting the ground near them to kick up dust and cut their vision as well, trapping them within a dome of explosive mines. They remain where you throw them, the dust kicked up around the splitjaws thinning and revealing your attack to them.
cont
>>
>>2816119
“HELLZONE GRENADE!!” you roar, voice even louder now that you’re touching the planet as you swing your arms. The hundreds of blasts move all at once, smashing into the unprepared Sangheili. You hear their cries of pain out above the explosions, you sensing dozens of the creatures perish in the blasts. But many, however, survived. As your attack ends and the smoke clears, you see that many of them activated their own shield devices, protecting them from the rain of death.

You sense that three dozen survived, including the Arbiter, but the rest perished. You watch as the Arbiter leaps up above the others, drawing his blades and pointing his right blade at you.

“KILL HIM!!” he shouts, two dozen or so Zealots drawing blades and charging as the others draw ranged weapons, sighting you in. You flare your golden sparking aura, you noticing the static around your body is now green instead of the usual blue. Your fury rises as the Zealots charge, you unleashing a primal roar of challenge.

What will you do?
>Rush and attack
>Energy Blade and rush
>Super Energy Blade and rush
>Hammer and rush
>Wait and defend
>Evade and counter their attacks
>Scattershot
>Super Explosive Wave
>Evade and Death Slash counters
>Red Dawn, blast them all
>Other(write in)
>>
>>2816120
>>Scattershot
>>
>>2816120
>Red Dawn, blast them all
Time to take off the kiddy gloves.
>>
>>2816120
>>Scattershot
>>
>>2816120
>>Evade and counter their attacks
>>
>>2816120
>Red Dawn, blast them all
>>
>>2816120
>>Scattershot
As much as I want to evade and counter, we need to thin their ranks first. We can't evade and counter 36 guys at once.
>>
Rolled 50, 89, 87, 42, 64, 48, 69, 29, 97, 90 = 665 (10d100)

>>2816122
>>2816125
>>2816128
>>2816129
>>2816131
>>2816135
Scattershot wins it. Roll me a 2d100, and let’s see what happens.
>>
Rolled 34, 86 = 120 (2d100)

>>2816158
here take it!
>>
Rolled 67, 37 = 104 (2d100)

>>2816158
GOT PIZZA LETS GO!
>>
Rolled 35, 79 = 114 (2d100)

>>2816158
>>
Rolled 50, 52 = 102 (2d100)

>>2816158
>>
>>2816161
>>2816161
Not ideal, but not horrible.
>>
Rolled 82, 71 = 153 (2d100)

>>2816158
>>
>>2816183
God damnit, that would have been much better.
>>
>>2816159
>>2816161
>>2816170
67/100, 86/100. Pretty effective, writing.
>>
>>2816120
Your primal roar causes their charge to falter, intimidating the attacking Zealots for a single moment. Their hesitation gives you all the time you need, holding both arms back and gathering your ki. You’re ready.

“DIE!!” you roar, tossing your first blast. It splits as soon as it leaves your right hand, splitting into dozens of smaller blasts. The charging Zealots have nowhere to hide and no time to dodge, blocking your attack as best as they can. You immediately follow up with your other blast as well, blasting several of them back and away as they try to withstand your power. However, five of them break through, rushing you with blades drawn.

“You bastard!” the closest one shouts, chopping down at you. You slide your left foot back and twist counterclockwise, his blade passing harmlessly by as you slam a fist into his gut. You hit with such force your fist tears through the splitjaw, punching straight through it’s armor and body. You tear your arm free, the creature splitting in half from your strike and falling dead at your feet. As the next one closes in immediately after, aiming to stab you through the armpit with its sword, you simply lean. Its blade sails past harmlessly, you chopping down and severing it’s head and arm from its body. The decapitated corpse continues it’s flight as you turn to face the other three, you hearing the lifeless body crash to the ground.

We’ll kill you for that!!” the last three shout as they charge in together, two from the front and one further to your right. The one directly before you tries for a stab to the head, while the one to it’s right tries to bisect you from shoulder to hip and the third sweeps his blade low at your knees from your right. You twist backwards clockwise, leaving your left foot planted as you avoid the thrust and grab the leftmost Sangheili’s wrist. The slash at your right knee misses as you turn, redirecting the captive blade to slice it’s ally’s arm off and you stomping kick the low Sangheili in the face. You feel its neck snap, head bobbling as it collapses. The one you’d disarmed cries out in pain, reaching for another weapon as the one you grabbed tries to pull its arm free. Before it can you crush it’s wrist, your now-free hand decapitating it with a chop. The one-armed one on the ground draws a grenade, preparing to throw it with it’s left hand. You raise a finger and fire a Death Beam into the orb, it exploding and consuming that Zealot. You then look up, towards the remaining two dozen Zealots and the Arbiter.

“Enough!!” the Arbiter shouts, landing before his troops. They all freeze, turning to look to him. “Everyone, stay back! I’ll handle this one myself.”
cont
>>
>>2816308
>“Enough!!” the Arbiter shouts, landing before his troops. They all freeze, turning to look to him. “Everyone, stay back! I’ll handle this one myself.”
Took you long enough to stop hiding behind your men, you wuss.
>>
>>2816308
“About time.” you say, rising to your full height and walking over the corpses of his subordinates. You feel something crunch beneath you, but you pay it no mind, eyes locked on the Arbiter. He slowly walks towards you as well, both blades drawn. As you approach you notice his right eye is now pure white and his helmet is still scarred from when you’d blasted his eye. “How’s the eye?”
“Painful.” he replies, his good eye twitching beneath his helmet. “You’re the first warrior to ever injure me and survive. I’ll correct that mistake now.”

“Bring it on.” you reply, you both dropping into fighting stances only perhaps five yards apart. As you are now you can’t tell who is stronger between you and him, but as you stand in your stance panting, feeling the burning of your exhausted muscles, you know he’s got much more in his tank than you. If this battle drags on, he could wear you down and maybe even kill you. But Freeza is on his way, the only question is how much longer until he arrives?

What will you do?
>Energy Blades Su Ma and attack
>Super Energy Blade Su Ma and attack
>Energy Blades and defend
>Super Energy Blade and defend
>Hammer and defend, keep him away out of range
>Evade and energy attack counter
>Death Slashes and keep your distance
>Death Beam, aim for his blades’ handles
>Scatter Beam, aim for his blades’ handles
>Afterimage, keep dodging and focus on stalling him
>Dragon Fist, try and end him in one hit
>Red Dawn, blast him and his Zealots to hell
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
>>
>>2816323
>>Evade and energy attack counter

>Death Beam, aim for his blades’ handles
Just dodge and snipe the weapons, ezpz
>>
>>2816323
>Death Beam, aim for his blades’ handles
>Afterimage, keep dodging and focus on stalling him
>>
>>2816323
>Death Beam, aim for his blades’ handles
>Afterimage, keep dodging and focus on stalling him
>>
>>2816323
>Death Beam, aim for his blades’ handles
>Afterimage, keep dodging and focus on stalling him
>>
>>2816323
>>Afterimage, keep dodging and focus on stalling him
>Death Beam, aim for his blades’ handles
>>
>>Afterimage, keep dodging and focus on stalling him
>Death Beam, aim for his blades’ handles


welp, imma order pizza for this
>>
>>2816308
>You raise a finger and fire a Death Beam into the orb, it exploding and consuming that Zealot.
TOLD YA SO!
>>2816323
>Hammer and defend, keep him away out of range
>Death Beam, aim for his blades’ handles
>Do not use Afterimage
That is our trump card, don't show it yet until we can insure a kill.
>>
>>2816323
>Death Beam, aim for his blades’ handles
>Afterimage, keep dodging and focus on stalling him
>>
Rolled 91, 90, 53, 100, 47, 12, 22, 12, 9 = 436 (9d100)

>>2816330
>>2816337
>>2816345
>>2816348
>>2816368
>>2816371
>>2816373
>>2816395
Death Beam, aim for his blades’ handles and Afterimage, keep dodging and focus on stalling him wins. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC 80
Second DC 60
Third DC Hid
>>
Rolled 13, 25, 13 = 51 (3d100)

>>2816414
LEROY JENKINS!
>>
Rolled 61, 50, 18 = 129 (3d100)

>>2816414
>>
Rolled 87, 93, 94 = 274 (3d100)

>>2816414
>>
Rolled 63, 83, 94 = 240 (3d100)

>>2816414
It is time lads and lasses.
>>
>>2816416
Fucking seriously. I wont roll the rest of the thread.
>>2816417
Someone save us
>>
File: Ape party.gif (2.7 MB, 540x258)
2.7 MB
2.7 MB GIF
>>2816419
>>
>>2816419
fucking based
>>
>>2816419
Nice clutch roll.
>>
>>2816419
THANK YODA FOR YOU! PRAISE THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
>>2816420
Holy fucking look at that time
>>
>>2816419

!!!!!!!
>>
>>2816427
At least it was a pretty good roll, could have been much worse.
>>
>>2816419
Good shit anon
>>
>>2816416
>>2816417
And with the clutch three rolls:
>>2816419
87/100, 93/100, 94/100. All three pass! Writing!
>>
>>2816419
sugoi
>>
>>2816436
>trip on a rock
>then another
>but it was a ruse all along

>Klever Karn
>>
... iw as not expecting that good a roll, and the timestamp GET too?

holy shit my luck
>>
File: HYPE.jpg (110 KB, 1152x646)
110 KB
110 KB JPG
>>2816436

>qm bee writing fo over an hour

Mfw anticipating how awsome the post will be.
>>
>>2816323
You and the Arbiter stare each other down, you both waiting to see who’s going to move first when an idea hits you. A devious, clever idea. You drop your stance and stand tall, pointing your right hand’s pointer finger squarely between the Arbiter’s eyes as you gather a pinpoint of ki in your fingertip.

“You think I’d fall for that again?!” he shouts, blasting off the ground right at you with his left-hand blade covering his face. You smirk, firing your beam squarely at the space between his eyes. He charges you without changing course, closing the distance faster than you were ready for, unable to bend the beam. His blade deflects your attack, him closing to striking range and swinging for your neck. You have only an instant, creating an Afterimage and leaping back. His blade slices through the illusory you’s neck, nearly scratching your neck as well as you leap back. For just a moment he thinks he’s won, you leaping clear as the illusion blurs then fades.

“What the hell was that?” the Arbiter asks, looking around confused a moment before seeing you over a dozen yards away, unharmed. You simply smirk in response, again taking the same stance and preparing your Death Beam. The Arbiter snarls in frustration, charging you again. But this time, he won’t get off so lucky. As your beam closes in to the Arbiter’s head, you focus on redirecting it. With a small effort of will you bend the beam, redirecting it from his face and squarely into the blade’s handle. You did it, but neither of you has time to prepare what happens next.

BOOM

His sword’s handle explodes in an impressive blast, you immediately throwing your Barrier up. The force of the blast is insane, knocking you back across the ground as everything outside your Barrier becomes consumed by the blast. After a moment the plasma storm dies down, you deactivating your Barrier and examining the aftermath. You and the Arbiter are now both inside a shallow crater, your shield having dug a trench as the blast knocked you back. But the Arbiter got off less lucky. You see that his armor is scorched as he rises painfully to his feet, and you both notice at the same time that his left hand is a bloody, mangled mess.

“You bastard!” the Arbiter roars in outrage and pain, that one clearly hurt him. But he’s not done yet. He glares at you, his one good eye full of murderous intent. He’s serious now. You watch as he deactivates his other blade, pulling an odd device from his belt. It looks like the shield device they use, but slightly different. You wonder what he’s planning now.

What now?
>Energy Blades Su Ma l
>Super Energy Blade Su Ma
>Defend, he’s up to something
>Super Energy Blade and defend
>Hammer and rush, crush him
>Death Beam, destroy whatever that device is
>Scatter Beam, take him down
>Dragon Fist, try and end him now
>Other(write in)
>>
>>2816618
>Death Beam, destroy whatever that device is
>Hammer and rush, crush him
>>
>>2816618
>Death Beam, destroy whatever that device is
>Taunt him about how pathetic he is, having to rely on tools and weapons to fight. A true warrior needs nothing, only themselves.
>>
>>2816618

tats either a oversheild or the cloaking item

>Death Beam, destroy whatever that device is
>Taunt him about how pathetic he is, having to rely on tools and weapons to fight. A true warrior needs nothing, only themselves.
>>
>>2816618
>Death Beam, destroy whatever that device is
>Stay in his blind spot and leave Afterimages where he can see them
>Hammer and rush, crush him
Monkey Smash.
>>
>>2816618
>Death Beam, destroy whatever that device is
>Taunt him about how pathetic he is, having to rely on tools and weapons to fight. A true warrior needs nothing, only themselves.
>>
is it me or do we have a habit of destorying our foes mentally, first THE BOY, and now arby.
>>
>>2816662
It tends to happen with opponents who are stronger than you.
>>
>>2816662
Weird, but a good weird.
>>2816672
Its almost like we're a better war monkey than a certain realities autistic training monkey.
>>
>>2816675
Just goes to show: when your goal is killing your opponent and not just proving you’re the best, you tend to get shit done.
>>
>>2816630
>>2816633
>>2816634
>>2816640
>>2816641
Death Beam then taunt wins. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC 90
>>
Rolled 63, 77 = 140 (2d100)

>>2816691
>>
Rolled 30, 50 = 80 (2d100)

>>2816691
>>
Rolled 26, 25 = 51 (2d100)

>>2816691
>>
>>2816693
>>2816694
>>2816697
......welp, we had to jinx it at some point.
>>
>>2816700
77 on the second isn't bad.
We just failed to death beam the thing, I think.
>>
>>2816693
>>2816694
>>2816697
63/100, 77/100. Failure, but your taunt works rather well. Writing.
>>
>>2816702
I am more worried by the fact it was a 90 DC. I think Arby's rage broke.
>>2816707
Yep, his rage broke.
>>
>>2816707
Hopefully Freeza gets here soon
>>
Rolled 39, 5 = 44 (2d100)

>>2816691
ima roll anyways
>>
This phase of the fight should be defensive. See what he's got. Pick him off a little at a time while the cavalry comes.
>>
>>2816713

Only another 4 minutes and 13 seconds...
>>
>>2816731
This. We got super lucky. The arbiter is fucked. Now we stall for Ubo and Freeza to help us finish him off.
>>
So we gonna' go Super Oozaru or what?
Cause we've got all that Super Saiyan energy in the Blood Stone, all we'd need to do is go regular Oozaru, and re-absorb the energy and boom, there ya' go.
>>
>>2816854
we become an easy target for everything
>>
>>2816859
You mean everything else becomes an easy target for us.
>>
>>2816854
Nah son we need to GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4E83RKavUU
THE TIME HAS COME
>>
File: Great_Ape_Broly.png (652 KB, 578x463)
652 KB
652 KB PNG
>>2816854
Why do Super Oozaru when we can go Legendary Super Oozaru!
>>
>>2816876
SSJ3 is super not useful unless you're dead. Or Immortal. It just drains the body of it's Ki too fast.
Not to mention the stupid fact that you lose your eyebrows somehow...
>>
>>2816887
Because Little Broly is the Legendary Super Saiyan and I swear to god GD better use his latest design over his old one. That suit is killer.
>>
>>2816888
Well, we are kind of being constantly empowered by the life force of the planet itself at the moment, so I imagine energy drain wouldn't be as much of an issue as normal. I agree generally with your assessment of SSJ3 though.
>>
>>2816891
Yeah, but we have Legendary Super Saiyan too. We just never use it because it makes us murder everyone.

Also, I'd rather have imitation time breaker armor for everyone. Broly can keep the mantle though.
>>
>>2816888
But goku did it in super when he was alive
that and gotenks is a thing
>>
>>2816910
>Goku did it in Super
For about a minuet before dumbing it for god mode
>Gotenks
two autistic kids fueling the form instead of just one person, its a waste of energy and we are not even close enough in power to achieve it.
>>
>>2816925
Point but it shows that it is possible
And just because its The Two Kids in a Trench Coat Doesn't mean its a waste of energy
>>
>>2816925
The energy use thing only applied to Goku because he only had 24 hours on Earth. So when he used it, he drained he became so powerful it drained his remaining time. It's like with SSJ4 Gogeta and SSB Vegito, both forms are so powerful it reduced the amount of time the fusion can be maintained.
Every other time SSJ3 has appeared, the user has been able to stay in it for the fight without much effort, heck it doesn't even reduce fusion time.

I mean, does it drain way more then SSj2? Yeah, definately. Is it better then SSj4 or SSB? Not at all. But it's still a fairly usable form if we acquire it.
>>
>>2816946
>Not a waste of energy
Yes, yes it is. It still requires two to use easily.
>>2816955
And you two keep forgetting, we, aren't, strong enough. We already went over this in like, session 20 something. It will be a long damn time before we get it, and by the time we do we will have infinitely better options.
>>
>>2816955
It’s explicitly not. It’s a failure of a form, literally, as it’s the Saiyan’s body attempting to perform the SSJ4 transformation and failing in the face of the missing tail. 4 and Blue are literally both better in every way.
>>
>>2816672
>stronger

Trunks is weakness embodied. Mental. Emotional. Also his muscles don't glisten properly when covered in sweat. Probably because he doesn't have enough mass. The definition is great but there's not enough substance.
>>
WAIT OH NO WE TOOK OVER AS THE WORLD'S GUARDIAN

WHAT ABOUT NOT!YODA
>>
>>2816964
You said it was an energy wasting form, just because you want to move goalposts now and claim you've just been saying we aren't strong enough, doesn't mean your initial statement isn't incorrect.

Also, both you and >>2816966 are assuming we'll have something better by the time we get SSJ3. We might, we might not.
Also, I explicitly said it wasn't as good as SSB and SSJ4, that doesn't mean that SSJ3 isn't useful.
>>
>>2817012
Pretty sure its just a temp thing to act as the enforcer, not taking Yoda's job.
>>
>>2817015
Okay, quick question. Did you just join this qst recently?
>>
>>2817043
Nope.
>>
>>2817062
Okay then, were you here for the Future travel to watch Chaya fight in the tournament of power?
>>
>>2816618
Whatever that is, it can’t be anything good for you. So instead of waiting to find out what his device does, you again lift your hand and fire a Death Beam straight at the device. The Arbiter sees your attack coming and moves, placing his body between your beam and the device. Your beam takes the Arbiter in the back, you hearing him grunt in pain as your beam punches through his armor and into his body. You watch, surprised, as the Arbiter falls limply to the ground. A hush falls over the battlefield, you and the Zealots all shocked by what he did.

You all watch in stunned silence, the Arbiter not immediately getting back up. His device activates, an odd pulsing green shield out around his unmoving form. For a moment you think you’ve killed him, until you sense his ki. He’s still alive, playing dead. You lift a hand and fire another Death Beam, your beam deflecting off of the green shield. Looking close, you see his mangled left hand somehow reforming, the new hole in his back slowly closing as well.

“How pathetic.” you taunt, turning and spitting in disgust before walking towards the fallen Arbiter. “Relying on these tools and weapons to fight. A true warrior doesn’t need such things to fight, they only need their own body!”

At this you watch the Arbiter rise to his feet, and surprisingly begins dropping gear. He drops a few grenades and a few other energy weapons, then turns back towards you. He then picks up the energy blade he’d dropped with his left hand, his right arm’s armor sliding down over his fist. You watch as a golden energy blade shoots out from it as the shield device sputters and dies, the glow fading.

“Just for that, I’ll end you on your own terms, Super Saiyan!” the Arbiter says threateningly, dropping back down to his open stance. “Come, and meet your death at my blades!”

What now?
>Energy Blades Su Ma, rush and attack
>Super Energy Blade Su Ma, rush him down
>Defend, he’s up to something
>Super Energy Blade and defend, he’s baiting you
>Hammer and rush, crush him
>Scatter Beam, give him more than he can block
>Dragon Fist, try and end him now
>Other(write in)
>>
>>2817012
Champion, not Guardian. Think of it like a club, Yoda’s the Owner, we’re the Bouncer/Barback.
>>
>>2817075
>Super Energy Blade and hammer in the other hand, Defend its a trap.

>COME ARBITER. SHOW ME THE WILL OF YOUR GODS.
>>
>>2817069
Get to the point.
>>
>>2817075
>>Super Energy Blade and defend, he’s baiting you
>>
>>2817075
>>Super Energy Blade and defend, he’s baiting you
>>
>>2817075
>Super Energy Blade and defend, he’s baiting you
>>
>>2817075
>>Super Energy Blade and defend, he’s baiting you
>>
>>2817075
>>2817091
backing
>>
>>2817075
>>Super Energy Blade and defend, he’s baiting you
>>
>>2817092
So that's a no. Go through the archive and find that chapter, because we have this exact conversation, with I believe it was Weiss, might have been Chaya, about how SSJ3 being fucking useless and if we can use it, we can get 4. Thus expressly making it fucking pointless to bring it up. Pretty sure it was also either that thread or the one right after that we were told the limit we need to get to that point. We wont get it.
>>2817075
>Hammer and rush, crush him
>Super Energy Blade Su Ma, rush and attack
Lets do both
>>
>Super Energy Blade and hammer in the other hand, Defend its a trap.

>COME ARBITER. SHOW ME THE WILL OF YOUR GODS.
>>
>>2817144
That's not a no, that's a get to the point. If you want to bring up old conversations, then you dig through the archives yourself.
But that doesn't matter, because the conversation was about SSJ3 draining immense amounts of energy that make it unsustainable, which outside of a single situation where someone dead is on a 24 hour visit, it doesn't do.
As well, there's a limit we need for all this fancy shit. We can't even sustain Gold Oozaru for more then 10 seconds, much less hope to control it yet. There's no way in hell we'd be able to internalize SSG's Power yet. Just because SSJ3 needs a ton of power, or for us to luck into pulling it out of our ass, doesn't mean the other forms are any closer.
>>
>>2817144
>>2817075
Change my rush and attack to defend by the way.
>>
Rolled 61, 62, 92 = 215 (3d100)

>>2817091
>>2817094
>>2817103
>>2817111
>>2817113
>>2817123
>>2817133
>>2817171
>>2817194
Super Energy Blade and defend, he’s baiting you wins it. Roll me a d100.
DC 80
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2817263
AAAHHHHHHH
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2817263
YEET
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2817263
>>
>>2817267
Oh baaaaabyyyyy.
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2817263
>>
>>2817043
>this qst

Oh god, it's a faggot.
>>
>>2817267
>>2817269
>>2817275
86/100. Impressive, you passed! Solid defense, writing.
>>
File: hypeintesfies.gif (1.12 MB, 400x226)
1.12 MB
1.12 MB GIF
>>2817294

>more then an hour again
>>
>>2817075
You know he’s baiting you into a reckless attack, but you’re not falling for it. Instead you create your massive two-handed Super Energy Blade, taking a defensive stance.

“You come, Arbiter!” you call out, noticing your blade is now a dark green instead of the usual gold. “I won’t fall for a simple provocation like that.”

You both stand, facing each other and slowly inching towards each other. You watch the Arbiter closely, waiting for him to charge in. And you aren’t left waiting long.

“Enough! I’m ending this, now!” the Arbiter roars, charging headlong at you. You tighten your grip on your blade, bending your knees as you prrpare to take the full force of his charge. He leaps into the air, flipping once and swinging both blades down at your head. “DIE!!”

You swing your massive blade into his two blades, your body and the ground beneath you taking the full force of his swing. You’re forced to a knee, but you do withstand his charge without his blades touching you. Now the real battle begins!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e_xzf3Raq80

“RRRAAAAA!!” he roars, pulling his right-hand blade back and thrusting for your head. You twist counterclockwise, deflecting the thrust from your head with your Super Energy Blade’s handle then swing for his neck. The Arbiter leaps back, knocking your blade aside then dashing back at you. You deflect a thrust from his left hand, lean past a cut from his right then deliver your own overhead smash. He crosses his blades, catching your massive blade in his two. The force of your strike knocks him down to a knee, but he manages to withstand your strike as well. Your faces come close to each other as you press your blade down towards him, his good eye widening in surprise. He remembers what your Eye Beams did to him before, panicking and twisting his arms and upper body to redirect your blade into the ground beside him. He then swings his right-hand blade for your head, you backstepping and continuing your clockwise twist to dodge his blade. He rises to his feet and retakes his stance, you retaking yours as well.

So far so good, but what now?
>Su Ma Super Energy Blade and attack
>Keep on the defensive, you can do this
>Evade and counter, punish his attacks
>Keep up the defense, add in your Guided Eye Beams for damage
>Red Dawn, blow him straight to hell
>Dragon Fist, try and end this now
>Other(write in)
>>
>>2817706
>>Keep up the defense, add in your Guided Eye Beams for damage
>>
>>2817706
>Evade and counter, punish his attacks, add in your Guided Eye Beams for damage
>>
>>2817706
>Evade and counter, punish his attacks, add in your Guided Eye Beams for damage
Make sure to take advantage of the fact that he's only got one eye. That's a big blind spot, and his depth perception is surely much worse.
>>
>>2817706
>Su Ma Super Energy Blade and attack
>>
>>2817706
>>Keep up the defense, add in your Guided Eye Beams for damage
>>
>>2817706
>Keep up the defense, add in your Guided Eye Beams for damage
>>
>>2817706
>Evade and counter, punish his attacks, add in your Guided Eye Beams for damage
>>
>>2817744
This!
>>
>>2817706
This>>2817744
>>
>>2817744
this
>>
>>2817744
Make it so
>>
Rolled 41, 79, 46, 65 = 231 (4d100)

>>2817722
>>2817723
>>2817744
>>2817745
>>2817746
>>2817748
>>2817754
>>2817761
>>2817770
>>2817825
>>2817850
Evade and Guided Eye Beams plus write in wins. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC 90
Hopefully you pass this one
>>
Rolled 71, 94, 31 = 196 (3d100)

>>2817859
>>
Rolled 32, 38, 44 = 114 (3d100)

>>2817859
AAAARGHH
>>
Rolled 62, 58, 21 = 141 (3d100)

>>2817859
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2817859
>>
Rolled 22, 14, 40 = 76 (3d100)

>>2817859
>>
>>2817869
>>2817871
Fuck
>>2817862
Well....we got one I guess?
>>
>>2817882
Told y'all we shouldn't fuck with him till Freeza gets here
>>
File: Ultimate Wojak.gif (1.79 MB, 321x384)
1.79 MB
1.79 MB GIF
>>2817895
Freeza is the one being slow
>>
Rolled 92, 60, 90 = 242 (3d100)

>>2817862
>>2817869
>>2817871
71/100, 94/100, 44/100. Unfortunately not good enough. For that I need a second round of my dice up top, then writing.
>>
>>2817903
Uh oh
>>
>>2817903
>two 90+ rolls
Well okay then.
>>
>>2817903
we're fucked

BRO IT'S BEEN WAY MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES CMON
>>
>>2817912

that good or bad
>>
>>2817914
Freeza said 5 minutes.
>>
File: leg day.png (331 KB, 649x744)
331 KB
331 KB PNG
>>2817914
>5 minutes in freeza time
>25 whole episodes until namek explodes
He's never gonna arrive, canon freeza doesn't know what a minute is
>>
>>2817920
>>2817921
he just went to get cigarettes
>>
>>2817921
We should buy Frieza a watch for Frieza day.
>>
>>2817912
I am just going to assume that our best buds in vacuum are going to save us.
>>
if we survive this, we are so going tease freezia for it.
>>
>>2817936
Fuck that, we're kidnapping him, grabbing our close friends and family, Vegeta and Nappa on our return trip, then go and attempt to break Arctus's pub crawling record.
>>
Rolled 16, 29, 26 = 71 (3d100)

>>2817859
just uh ignoring me, being late
>>
>>2817960

not sure if arctus would be impressed or take it as a challange
>>
Rolled 9, 49, 84 = 142 (3d100)

>>2817961
thank god you were late

real shame the dice weren't THIS
>>
>>2817988
Quick take this goat, ive prepared it for this!
>>
>>2817986
I am not expecting us to even survive a serious attempt, its just a way to party. And blackout a little past the start line
>>
Rolled 32, 72, 78 = 182 (3d100)

>>2817961
>>2817988
check these
>>
File: Spoiler Image (31 KB, 273x235)
31 KB
31 KB JPG
>>2817706
You and the Arbiter return to your stances, observing each other. You suddenly feel a burning pain in your chest, as if someone’s poured molten lava inside you. Your body begins to feel everything it’s been through today, your strength vanishing.

“Is that, haaah, all you’ve got?” you ask, panting as you start feeling your exhaustion again. You drop to a knee as the green glow fading from your blade as it returns to its usual golden glow. Your eyes widen in surprise, realizing you’ve suddenly lost the power of New Salda that had been bolstering you. You feel your powerlevel also beginning to plummet. Dammit, and you had him on the ropes too!

“It would seem that your power has finally run out, Super Saiyan.” he says, standing to his full height as he begins walking towards you and lifting his golden blade high. “This is the end for you, Karn!”

You try to lift your blade, but your arms have no more strength. Your body is well past its limits, you watching helplessly as the Arbiter swings his blade down at you. But before it can hit, a blade of ki suddenly drips from the sky. His blade slams into the familiar ki blade, it glowing for a moment before bursting into the Arbiter in a hail of smaller blades. He shouts in surprise, the smaller blade shards all glowing a moment then exploding as well. You look up to the blade’s thrower, watching Meloka drop from the sky to land between you and the Arbiter. You notice her shoulder is still injured, her arm bound to her chest to keep it out of her way.

“My turn.” She says to the Arbiter, drawing her powerful Energy Blade in her right hand. “I won’t let you hurt my Karn.”
“Meloka, be careful!” you say, your blade disappearing from under you as you drop to your hands and knees. She turns back to you and winks, then faces the Arbiter.
“So, you show your face as well.” the Arbiter says, dropping back into his stance. “This saves me the trouble of hunting you down later.”
“You’re not leaving here alive!” Meloka shouts, pointing her blade at the Arbiter. “I’m ending you here and now!!”
cont
>>
>>2818078
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0iyMfUhRRKk

“HAAAAA!!” she roars, swinging her blade. A Death Slash flies out from her sword, the Arbiter leaping up above it. Meloka seems to have seen his move coming, dashing above him and with a flip swings her blade down at him. The Arbiter manages to block in time, the strength of her strike sending the splitjaw crashing back down to the planet. As he rises back to his feet Meloka swings her blade back and forth, sending a hailstorm of her smaller blades down at him. He leaps back and away from the storm of blades, keeping his distance as each of the tiny blades explode.

“Grrr, damn you!” he shouts, leaping into the air. Meloka again seems ready for him, tossing her power-packed Energy Blade toward him as a spinning blade of death. He sees it coming and manages to dodge, but isn’t ready as Meloka charges him. She slams her glowing right fist into his jaw, it exploding and stunning him as she backflips, ki gathered in her left palm.

“GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!” she roars, blasting the Arbiter with a massive Energy Wave. He takes the full brunt of the blast, it slamming him back down to New Salda. Meloka drops from the air as well, you feeling her ki dropping at an alarming rate. You see she’s returned to her base form, landing on her back beside you and panting heavily.

“Di-Did I. Get him?” she asks between pained breaths. You watch the dust settle from her attack, and seeing a silhouette begin to appear from within.
“Dammit.” you say, the Arbiter limping out of the dust cloud. “S-So close!”
“You damn Saiyans!” the Arbiter shouts, you seeing the results of Meloka’s attack. She heavily blasted his left side, the Arbiter’s left arm is hanging limp and dragging his left leg behind him. “You will not kill me! I cannot fail!!”

“They will not kill you.” a new voice says from your right, you all turning and looking to the newcomer. “But you will kill no more this day.”
“Supreme Kai of Time?!” you and the Arbiter shout together, recognizing him at the same time. How long has he been there?

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 55 paused-
>>
>>2818217
NANI THE FUCK
>>
>>2818217
And that’s it for tonight’s run, everyone have fun? Ready to see what happens when we resume? Wondering what’s taking Freeza so long? I’ll be around for a bit to answer questions and comments, and the thread will resume at 1pm EST.
>>
>>2818225
Great run, it was fun, looking forward to the next one.
>>
>>2818217
>Supreme Kai of Time?!” you and the Arbiter shout together, recognizing him at the same time.
Him?
>>
>>2818217
>“Supreme Kai of Time?!” you and the Arbiter shout together, recognizing him at the same time. How long has he been there?
Him? What?
>>
>>2818224
King Cold got through to him, once the Covenant’s barrier went down.
>>2818226
Glad you enjoyed anon, its been one hell of a ride.
>>2818227
>>2818230
Fuck!! Meant Supreme Kai, not Supreme Kai of Time.
>>
>>2818217
Are you talking about Kibito? He isn't the supreme kai of time. Unless it is time loli
>How long has he been there?
then its she
>>
>>2818233
Okay then, time for sleep
>>
File: 8653765427637865.jpg (23 KB, 600x334)
23 KB
23 KB JPG
>>2818233
>Fuck!! Meant Supreme Kai, not Supreme Kai of Time.
>>
>>2818238
>>2818243
The one major problem with phone posting: autocorrect
>>
>>2818225
While I'm sad we probably won't get to finish this duel, King Cold called in the supreme kai so we must respect his wishes.
>>
>>2818248
This is why you should have a troop of well trained typing monkeys on laptops to transfer your words to text.
>>
>>2818251
Not this time.
>>2818255
Kek.
>>
>>2818255


... I am now pictureing a bunch of saiyins in front of typewriters trying to type out thw works of william shakespear
>>
>>2818348
There's some greentext begging to be made here.
>>
>>2818348
>trying

Typewriters aren't that difficult to use.
>>
>>2818381

do they know english?

do they even know what the works of shakespear ARE?
>>
>>2818410
I don't know what you're getting at. Are you saying Saiyans are dumb for not knowing a certain material (from a whole different planet no less)? Please clarify.
>>
>>2818348
Typing is so easy a Ctarl-Ctarl can do it.
>>
im pretty sure th whole monkeys on typewriters joke went over all of your heads. i think im to drunk to make jokes
>>
>>2818461
Well since the joke floundered there's no better time to explain it. Maybe it'll be funny if we know what it is?
>>
>>2818473
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem
>>
>>2818461
Nah, I got it, it's just 3 in the morning and I'm too tired to laugh.
>>
>>2818480
This was the joke, yes. I just wanted an excuse to post the typing catgirl gif.
>>
File: 675265275465.gif (2.91 MB, 430x257)
2.91 MB
2.91 MB GIF
>>2818480
>mfw

Infinity will always win. That's a pretty silly theory. Thanks, other guy.
>>
In b4 this timelines supreme kai ends up more competent then usual just due to the sheer fact that many more fighter's then usual actually grew to be strong enough for frieza not too instantly murderize then in most timelines.
>>
>>2818677
>Supreme Kai
>competent
I wouldn’t count on it.
>>
Just to clarify its the supreme Kai (the useless one) not Chorona who's arrived?
>>
>>2819365
Yes. It was Supreme Kai, not Supreme Kai of Time.
>>
Starting a few sentences back, overwriting that horrible misnaming I did in the last post.

>>2818217
“Supreme Kai?!” you and the Arbiter shouted together, you both recognizing him at the same time. How long has he been there? You also recognize his giant, red-skinned assistant behind him, looking disapprovingly on the scene before him. The Arbiter finds his wits before you, deactivating his blade and giving a clearly pained bow. “Greetings, Supreme Kai. What brings you here?”
“Dispense with the ignorance, Arbiter.” the Supreme Kai says, a note of heat in his voice. “Your masters are too far out of line this time, and I will not stand for it. You are to call off this unlawful attack at once, take your soldiers and fleet with you, and return to High Charity. I shall be along myself, and once you arrive I will get to the bottom of this. Is that understood?”

The Arbiter looks furiously at the Supreme Kai, but after a moment he accepts his fate with a sigh.


“This isn’t over, Super Saiyans.” he says, then turns without another word and begins limping back towards his ship. His men all follow him, the Zealots all too eager to get back inside the ship and away from the Supreme Kai.

ALL SHIPS ARE TO RETURN TO HIGH CHARITY IMMEDIATELY, BY ORDER OF THE SUPREME KAI HIMSELF!” the Arbiter himself calls out over his ship’s comms, every ship blasting the message. Within moments most every Covenant ship begins taking to the air, several more landing by the city to begin the process of loading their deployed soldiers back into ships. At this the Supreme Kai gives a self-satisfied smirk, then turns to you.

“Greetings again, Saiyan Karn.” he says, holding out his hand to you. “Your strength has grown quite noticeably in these few short years.”

You reach up to grab the deity’s hand, but before you can reach him your body completely gives out on you. Darkness takes you, you disappearing into the void.

>Roll me a d100000+80000
>>
Rolled 557 + 80000 (1d100000 + 80000)

>>2819394
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, what the fuck
>>
Rolled 76425 + 80000 (1d100000 + 80000)

>>2819394
But bro, Frieza was just thirty seconds away. He'd have been here in another hour!
>>
Rolled 3876 + 80000 (1d100000 + 80000)

>>2819394
>>
Rolled 2777 + 80000 (1d100000 + 80000)

>>2819394
>>
>>2819409
>>2819411
>>2819413
156,425/180,000. Not bad at all, Karn’s powerlevel is now 976,000. Writing.
>>
>>2819394
>Darkness takes you, you disappearing into the void
And just as usual, Karn is out after a fight.
>>
>>2819394
That's it?
>>
>>2819394
>Darkness takes you, you disappearing into the void.
Heh, the usual.
>>
You aren’t sure how long you float aimlessly through the void, but it seems that you’d only been there a moment when you feel your eyes open.

“Huh?” you ask, looking up and seeing the Supreme Kai smiling down at you. “What just happened?”
“You had pushed your body far beyond your limits, and it finally collapsed.” the Supreme Kai says as you rise slightly unsteadily to your feet. The Supreme Kai turns from you and to Meloka, placing his hands on her. You watch in awe as a light from his hands envelops her, her wounds sealing before your eyes. He heals Meloka, the glow fading after a moment as she opens her eyes. She sits up suddenly, looking around panickedly.
“It’s okay Meloka, its over.” you tell your wife, kneeling and hugger her. She tears her left arm free of it’s bindings and squeezes you tight, face buried in your neck. You feel a few tears on your neck, Meloka shaking slightly as she sobs in relief. You both remain there, ignoring the world until the Supreme Kai’s assistant coughs, you seperating slightly to turn and look to the Kai. But before he can say anything...

BOOM

BOOM


Two beings slam into the ground by you, knocking you and Meloka over as a cloud of dust envelops you all. You cough for a moment, until a powerful wind sweeps the dust away.

“Do not worry, for I am... Wait, Supreme Kai? Why are you here?” Freeza asks, you seeing the emperor and Ubo have finally arrived.
“Greetings, Freeza.” the Supreme Kai says, smiling to the emperor. “But I have ended this unlawful battle. It’s over.”
“I... But... I...” Freeza sputters, confused.
“The battle’s already over?” Ubo asks, seemingly a little disappointed. “But Ubo wanted to fight, too!”
“I’m sure there will be other battles, gentlemen.” the Supreme Kai says, then turns to you and Meloka. “If you both would excuse me and Freeza, I believe we have some business to discuss.”

With that, Freeza walks a short distance away with the Supreme Kai, the red-skinned giant following them. The battle is finally over.

...What now?
>Rush back to the portal, you really want to see your kids
>If you want a fight Ubo, we can go a round right now
>Go meet back up with King Vegeta, tell him what happened
>Go check up on Tatsu and all the other wounded
>You’ve had a long day, go to your ship and just go to bed. You can deal with the aftermath tomorrow
>Other(write in)
>>
>>2819499
Forgot to add:
30 minute vote
>>
>>2819421
So out of curiosity, where does the number of combat capable Saiyans stand? Losses were looking pretty bad before, but I imagine at least some of those losses were injuries or exhaustion, rather then deaths, right?
>>
>>2819499
>>You’ve had a long day, go to your ship and just go to bed. You can deal with the aftermath tomorrow
>>
>>2819499
>Go meet back up with King Vegeta, tell him what happened
>>
>>2819499
>Go meet back up with King Vegeta, tell him what happened
>Go check up on Tatsu and all the other wounded
Tell Ubo we’ll give him a fight tomorrow, if he still wants one then.
>>
>>2819510
>>Go meet back up with King Vegeta, tell him what happened
>>Go check up on Tatsu and all the other wounded
>Tell Ubo we’ll give him a fight tomorrow, if he still wants one then.
>>
>>2819505
Total numbers will be given later, I’ve been carefully keeping the books on this one. More may have survived than you’d think, but many were maimed in some way.
>>
>>2819512
>but many were maimed in some way.
Time to make some Cyborgs.
>>
>>2819499
>Go meet back up with King Vegeta, tell him what happened
>>
>>2819516

time to demands reparation
>>
>>2819512
>Saiyans with cool robotic bits
Sounds good to me. Also, once we’ve organized and gotten our ducks in a row and everything, seriously, let’s challenge the Arbiter to a death match. He doesn’t just get to leave with a slap on the wrist from the Supreme Kai, after wreaking havoc on New Salda and killing thousands of Saiyans. Not a fight between the Covenant and Freeza, or the Covenant and the Saiyans, just Karn and the Arbiter, none of his bullshit gadgets (Except his energy sword, he can use that), just a straightforward duel between the two of us.
>>
>>2819499
>Rush back to the portal, you really want to see your kids
the bbies
>>
>>2819542
>demand reparation

What a funny way to spell "perform counterattack".
>>
>>2819506
>>2819509
>>2819510
>>2819511
>>2819519
>>2819562
Go meet back up with King Vegeta and tell him what happened wins it. Writing.
>>
>>2819632

How are the remaining Tamaraneans holding up?
>>
>>2819499
“Maybe you and me can go a few rounds tomorrow, Ubo.” you tell your giant friend as you and Meloka struggle to get back to your feet. Ubo holds out a hand to each of you, you both accepting and letting the giant haul you upright. ”How’s that sound?”
“Sounds good to Ubo.” he says, patting you a few times on the back. You’re still so tired he nearly knocks you from your feet, but you still have things to do today. And first thing’s first, you need to tell King Vegeta what’s happened. You look to Meloka, who just nods and floats up on your back, her arms draped across your shoulders and holding onto you. You focus your ki sense again on King Vegeta, lifting into the air and slowly flying towards your king.

You tiredly drift over the battle-scarred surface of New Salda, feeling a flicker of anger in your chest at all the death and destruction the Covenant caused. “This isn’t over, Super Saiyans.” the Arbiter had said to you. He was right about that one, this isn’t over yet. You WILL have your vengeance against the Arbiter one day, and you will make him pay for what he did. As you fly closer to the city you see the Covenant forces doing their best to evacuate, the Saiyans attacking the retreating Covenant with renewed vigor. You could stop them and let the other Saiyans know the battle is over, but you don’t. They need this, after everything the Covenant did. Your people need to feel like they’ve won this war. So you simply fly by, letting the Saiyans rampage against the retreating Covenant as you enter the city, looking for the king. You find him where you’d expected, helping direct traffic through Raven’s portal.

“Critically injured go, get everyone with life-threatening injuries through the portal first!” he shouts, you seeing Saiyans dragging themselves or others with serious injuries through the portal. Raven is now on this side as well, her portal an impressive thirty-ish feet across. You drop through the air and land softly beside the king, the young Vegeta turning to look at you. He does a double take, seeing you and Meloka in considerably better shape than he’d last seen you.

“The battle is over, King Vegeta.” you tiredly report, giving him a sluggish salute.
“So the Supreme Kai really arrived then?” Vegeta asks you, then turns and shouts orders at his Royal Guard to oversee the evacuation then turns to you. “Its really over?”
“Its over.” you reply. You see the relief wash over King Vegeta’s face like a wave, the boy suddenly looking like a boy again. He’d looked more grown-up, you realize, having shouldered the burden of overseeing and protecting his people during this crisis. But now that it’s over, he looks more like the ten year old boy he actually is. He then flies up into the air, and with a shout silences everyone.

“THE BATTLE IS OVER!!” he shouts, raising a fist. “THE COVENANT ARE FLEEING! WE’VE WON!!”
cont
>>
>>2819712

time to test ki charge on some spare grav hammers to see if it works without ruining the hammer
>>
I'm probably the only one, but given that New Salda's picking Karn as its champion basically bought us enough time for Meloka and Supreme Kai to save the day, I kind feel like we should spend some time tomorrow learning if we can use Ki transfers to hyper accelerate new forest growth/restoring some of the damage den to the planet. AFTER our wounded and our allies are taken care of, of course. Probably also after our bout with Ubo, since he seems excited about that.

Just a thought, but we could at least ask the guardian about it...
>>
>>2819815

you know what, i second this motion.
>>
>>2819499
Ah, poor Freeza bro missed his hero moment. That has to sting a little bit.
>>
>>2819815
Really love this idea. Supporting
>>
>>2819815
Lets do it.
>>
>>2819712
The entire massive courtyard is silent, the more than a thousand gathered Saiyans all frozen in shock. You watch as one Saiyan then lifts both her arms up, you recognizing Cassa as she lets out a cheer. Everyone else joins in, shouting and cheering that the battle is won. You watch young King Vegeta above his people, visibly cheering with them and you feel pride in the young king. His road has been hard, but he’s turning into a great ruler, and a great man. You enjoy the sounds of laughter, cheering and even some crying, then you hear one shout more important to you than all the others.

“DADDY! MOMMA!” Chaya shouts, sprinting through the portal and hitting you with a flying tackle. You’re knocked back, feet digging footlong trenches in the ground as you stay on your feet. You drop to a knee and hold your daughter close, then hug the boys to you as well as they run up. You remain there, holding them as Chaya cries against you. “I was so worried you or Momma was gonna get hurt, I was so scared.
“Shhh, its okay.” you say, smiling at her. “We’re all okay.”
“We’re just fine, see?” Meloka says, smiling tiredly at them all. “We did it. Its over.”

After a few moments you and Meloka take the kids with you and go back to your ship. You smile at the kids’ awe over seeing the ancient ship, running back and forth across the ancient vessel. You tell them where it came from, their eyes all going wide with wonder as they look around then recognize the ‘island’ on top. You leave them to their play, the three of them running around the inside of the antique starship as you and Meloka go inside. You both head to the showers, you tearing the last of your uniform off as Meloka strips and you both showering the day’s battle off. Once cleaned off you both go back to your room, collapsing in bed and falling immediately asleep.

You aren’t sure how long you slept, but when you wake up your body feels refreshed. Looking around, the first thing you see Meloka curled up fast asleep in your arms. You then see the kids are all asleep as well, all laying in a pile of limbs in their bed. You chuckle at this, hearing Chaya’s light snoring as she sleeps. This is what you fought so hard to protect.

Its a new day, what will you do?
>Stay in bed and rest, you’ve earned it
>Wake just Meloka and stay in bed, enjoy eah other’s company
>Wake everyone up, time to start the day
>Get up and sneak out, go visit with the Guardian
>Get up and sneak out, you promised Ubo a fight
>Other(write in)
>>
>>2819872
>>Get up and sneak out, you promised Ubo a fight
>>
so iskarn passing out after an intesne fight now basically a meme
>>
>>2819872
>Get up and sneak out, go visit with the Guardian
>>
>>2819872
>Get up and sneak out, go visit with the Guardian
>>
>>2819872
>Get up and sneak out, go visit with the Guardian
>>
>>2819872
>>Get up and sneak out, go visit with the Guardian
>>
>>2819876
>>2819890
>>2819900
>>2819921
>>2819977
Get up and sneak out, go visit with the Guardian wins it. Roll me a d100.
DC 25
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2819979
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>2819979
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>2819979
I cant fuck this up
>>
File: DYjJm6CW4AASN6t.jpg (119 KB, 1024x700)
119 KB
119 KB JPG
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2819979
>>
>>2820011
.........god, fucking, damnit.
>>
>>2819986
>>2820009
>>2820011
45/100. You passed, writing.
>>
>>2819872
As you lay there, you think on when you’d connected with the planet yesterday, and the surge of power you’d felt. You had felt so much power coursing though you, which multiplied over when your feet were touching the ground. You remember the Guardian had spoke with you about this, he’d probably be the only one who could answer your questions. So you carefully get out of bed, making sure to stay quiet and avoid waking your family as you sneak from your room. Extending your ki sense, you feel your crew are all back on your ship, as well as two extraordinary powerlevels and several others all with Dr. White. There probably wasn’t enough room for all the wounded at the hospital, your ship’s Medical Bay being used to help care for them. You don’t mind this at all, glad your crew and ship could help.

You return to your ship’s supply closet, throwing just an armorless training suit on before walking out of your ship. You see the Guardian once again sitting on his rock, the ancient ship still next to the city where he’d left it during the battle. As you walk out of your ship the ancient creature lets out a tired sigh, opening his eyes and turning to you.

“Greetings, Karn. Many questions, you must have. Come, with me you sit.” he says, gesturing to the ground beside him. You comply, sitting beside the elder and wait for him to speak. He then gestures to the city and planet below, then speaks. “Tell me, what do you see?”
“I see the city, destroyed Covenant warships, the patches of the forest they obliterated to land, th-“ you reply, the Guardian cutting you off.
“No, not with your eyes.” he says, rapping you lightly on the head with his staff. “Close your eyes. Now, what do you see?”

>Roll me a 2d100
DC 85
>>
Rolled 94, 68 = 162 (2d100)

>>2820190
>>
Rolled 92, 65 = 157 (2d100)

>>2820190
>>
Rolled 35, 88 = 123 (2d100)

>>2820190
>>
>>2820197
>>2820204
Nice
>>
>>2820197
>>2820199
>>2820204
94/100. Impressive, writing.
>>
>>2820190
You do as the Guardian instructs, closing your eyes as you retake your meditative pose, and open your senses. You feel the presence of the other Saiyans, Tamaraneans, and other creatures on New Salda. From what you can feel, most have come back through Raven’s portal back to this world. But then your senses again go deeper, and you can feel everything. You feel the burned craters on the planet’s surface as if it was your own skin burned and cauterized, you can feel the animals injured by stray Covenant fire clinging to life. You feel the creatures below the waves as well, many of them and their homes crushed beneath the wreckage of the large Covenant warships. You even feel some Covenant alive in their ships at the bottom of the sea, slowly being crushed and drowned, trapped within their broken ships and waiting for help that will never come. You feel all this pain and destruction and death at once, it overwhelming your mind and causing you to cry out in agony. You try and end the link, to distance yourself from this agonizing pain, but you suddenly realize you can’t!

“GRRRAAAA!! Dammit!!” you shout, clutching your head in agony. You clench your teeth to prevent yourself from screaming out, focusing your mind on suppressing the overwhelming pain. You suddenly feel the Guardian’s hand on your forehead, and the sensations stop as abruptly as flipping a switch. You freeze, not wanting to do anything that would subject you to that pain again. You slowly open your eyes, seeing the Guardian’s concerned face.
“My apologies, you have.” he says, removing his hand from your head, You close your eyes and brace for that storm of pain and agony, but it doesn’t come. After a moment you open your eyes cautiously, the Guardian resuming. “Forgotten, I have, how overwhelming, this can be. Temporarily severed the link, I have. Ready for this burden, you are not: much to learn, you still have.”
“What is that?” you ask, breathing ragged. You only realizing now how you’d been holding your breath to avoid screaming.

“This world; chosen you as it’s champion, it has.”
cont
>>
>trapped within their broken ships and waiting for help that will never come

really would have helped of cooler had taught us instant tranmission like he promised. because thats not a fate i would wish upon my enemys.
>>
>>2820436
“You said that before.” you say, returning to your seated position. “But what does that mean? And how did I feel those things?”
“Things?” he asks. “Describe to me, these things you feel.”

And you do, you tell him everything. You describe the rush of power you’d felt during the battle, how you were able to sense the ki of everything on the planet, and all the agony and pain you felt today. It sounds somewhat odd to be saying it all out loud, but you know this was real. And by the Guardian’s lack of reaction, he knows what’s going on.

“You’d said I was ‘chosen’ or something as the world’s champion.” you say, questioningly. “What does that mean? And how could I feel where the planet was burned, or have strength bestowed upon me? This doesn’t make much sense.”
“From a dead world, you came.” the Guardian says with a heavy sigh. “Very much alive, however, New Salda is. As I taught you, ki flows through everything. Every creature, every plant, every stone. Its energy surrounds us, and binds us. And much like yourself, strong, this planet is. But, injured by the invaders, it has been. Needs time to heal, it does. Where the Guardian comes in, this is.”

You understand he’s talking about those in the position of Guardian, not simply himself, and let him continue without interrupting.

“Helping the planet recover, my duty it is.” he says, you just now noticing he looks exhausted as well. Then again, everyone on New Salda seems tired and/or injured, even the planet itself. “Restore this planet’s strength and beauty, I will.”

Despite seeming resolute in doing what he says is his duty, he doesn’t seem too eager to begin. You can almost feel his fatigue yourself, and once again you’re forcibly reminded of his age. You suddenly wonder how many times he’s had to do this before, then feel guilty for a moment remembering the damage you all caused when you’d claimed this world as your own years ago. The Guardian says nothing else, simply looking down at the city and planet down below.

What now?
>Offer him your help, see if there’s anything you can do
>Offer him the Bloodstone’s stored energy
>Leave him to it, you have other things to do

And then?
>Find Tatsu, check up on your father
>Go see the Tamaranean princesses who are still here for some reason
>Get Meloka up and go check on the twins, you still need to name them after all
>Go check on the twins by yourself, let Meloka sleep as long as she wants
>Visit with Nappa, Tunnip, Leyas, Sarada and the others, see how they’re doing
>Find Freeza, see what he’s up to
>Other(write in)
>>
>>2820504
I mean, we can probably get them dredged up pretty fuckin easily considering what we can do (or Freeza can, if he cares to, since he'd be even better at surviving the depths). And imprisoned/converted into PTO soldiers while we claim every bit of working tech on that ship.
>>
>>2820515
>>Offer him your help, see if there’s anything you can do
>>
>>2820515
>Offer him your help, see if there’s anything you can do

>Find Freeza, see what he’s up to
>>
>>2820515
>Offer him your help, see if there’s anything you can do

>See about bring up that sunken Covenant ship.
>>
>>2820515
>Offer him the Bloodstone’s stored energy
>Find Freeza, see what he’s up to
>>
>>2820515
>Offer him your help, see if there’s anything you can do
>Offer him the Bloodstone’s stored energy
I kind of want to do all the other options? But I guess
>Go see the Tamaranean princesses who are still here for some reason
And
>Find Freeza, see what he’s up to
Seem like the priority. We know Tatsu's not dead, so we can go see him after all this political humdrum is done with.
>>
>>2820537
support
>>
>>2820515
>Offer him your help, see if there’s anything you can do
Captain Planet-I mean Karn reporting for duty
>Get Meloka up and go check on the twins, you still need to name them after all
No leaving our family high and dry fresh out of war
>Go check on the twins by yourself, let Meloka sleep as long as she wants
>Find Tatsu, check up on your father
Let the kids know who their grandpa is.
And their babysitter while we go do stuff today.
>Visit with Nappa, Tunnip, Leyas, Sarada and the others, see how they’re doing
>Go see the Tamaranean princesses who are still here for some reason
Blackfire is probably showing off her boyfriend to Starfire, and the rest of the gang is watching on in confusion. If our boy is doing his kingly duty, planning a good relationship program by crossbreeding with the Space oranges.
>Find Freeza, see what he’s up to
Finish off the day checking in on our boss, friend, and possibly see if he's doing okay after missing his cue to save the day...hopefully it doesn't turn into a bad meme habit for him.
>See about bring up that sunken Covenant ship.
Of course informing him about potential hostages and valuable tech scavenge.
>>
QM UPDATE

Bad news everyone, work’s shafted me and now I’m not getting out ‘till after 10:30. I apologize, but I’m pausing this episode here. I’ll count these votes when work’s over later. We’ll resume Monday morning, 6am EST, or roughly 12 hours from now. Again I apologize for this, but my coworkers are shit sometimes and I get called in to cover.
>>
>>2820554

this
>>
>>2820554
I guess I can support this as a general gameplan
>>
>>2820515
>>Offer him the Bloodstone’s stored energy
>Find Tatsu, check up on your father
>Get Meloka up and go check on the twins, you still need to name them after all
>Find Freeza, see what he’s up to
>>
>>2820554
Woops
>Go check on the twins by yourself, let Meloka sleep as long as she wants
Didn't mean to add this one.
>>2820560
Its cool, see ya tomorrow. Good luck tonight m8
>>
>>2820554
This with the following changes:

1. Remove the "Let Meloka sleep" option.
2. Move the "Find Frieza" to the top of the "And then?" list. He's an emperor and there are a lot of fires for him to put out right now with this attack on the PTO. There's no guarantee he'll even still be on New Salda by the time we're done with everything else. Plus withou the treaty, his, Cooler's and King Cold's direct intervention, we'd all be dead, so I'd kind of like to say thanks and try to help ease his frustration for not getting back in time to kill the Arbiter before the Kais put a stop (temporary hold) to things.
>>
>>2820515
>Offer him your help, see if there’s anything you can do
>Offer him the Bloodstone’s stored energy

>Then visit pretty much everyone, preferably in a group
>>
Just a bit of a clarification while I’m on a bathroom break: This vote is for what you’ll do FIRST, not the only thing you’ll do.
>>
>>2820515
>>Offer him the Bloodstone’s stored energy
>Find Freeza, see what he’s up to
>>
>>2820962
>>2820515
>Offer him your help, see if there’s anything you can do
>Offer him the Bloodstone’s stored energy
Then
>Find Freeza, see what he’s up to
>>
File: FIVE MINUTES.jpg (37 KB, 640x475)
37 KB
37 KB JPG
GDQM YOU BETTER HAVE FREEZA SAY SOMETHING LIKE "I SWEAR I WOULD HAVE BEEN TO NEW SALDA IN FIVE MINUTES! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT TOOK SO LONG!"
>>
>>2820515
Okay, I'll officially switch my vote from
>>2820527
>>2820584

To just
>Find Freeza, see what he’s up to
For simplicity's sake
>>
>>2821154

What are you talking about? He made it there I under four and a half minutes. The fight with the Arbiter may have been epic, and we may have been stalling like a madman, but it wasn't long.
>>
File: Look at her hand.png (276 KB, 900x1050)
276 KB
276 KB PNG
What do you think the tamaraneans are up to?
>>
>>2821386

being space thots
>>
>>2821386
I imagine Blackfire's probably having an epilepsy over the fact that we didn't get to kill the Arbiter. Starfire I have no idea. Galford or whatever his name was is probably still doing damage control with Vegeta and whatever other poor bastards they could rope into it.
>>
>>2821165
>>2821152
>>2821050
>>2820694
>>2820675
>>2820617
>>2820584
>>2820561
>>2820554
>>2820537
>>2820529
>>2820527
>>2820524
>>2820522
Ok if I’ve tallied this right enough, the winners are: offer the Guardian your help, offer him the Bloodstone’s energy, then find Freeza. Interesting mix, I’ll begin writing first thing tomorrow morning. Hopefully the next update will be out 6am EST, hope most everyone can swing it. If you can’t make it don’t worry, there’ll be no more life-or-death situations in this thread. But for now I’m going to bed, see you guys tomorrow.
>>
>>2821414
>we didn't get to kill the Arbiter.
Well considering Supreme Kai won't just execute the Arbiter, we may be able to challenge him to a match down the line to get revenge.
We can issue the challenge under the guise of just punishment for the Saiyan and Tamaranean lives lives lost during the battle.
The Arbiter is supposed to be the Covenant's martyr after all.
The only difference between now and then is that we actually have time to try and get to his level and make it a "fair" fight.
>>
>>2820515
“Is there anything I can do to help?” you ask, the Guardian giving you a soft smile.
“Help with this, you cannot.” he says, without any hint of ill will or malice. “Mine alone, this task is.”
“Oh.” you say, slightly disappointed. After feeling the planet’s agony yourself, you wished you were able to help. However, that does give you one last idea. You dig the Bloodstone out of your boot, holding it out to the Guardian. “What about this? Could you use the power saved up in here?”

As he gazes at the stone in your hand, you see an almost feral hunger in his eyes. His hand begins slowly moving towards it until he sees his own hand, the ancient creature grabbing his hand in the other and pulling it away, turning his head from you. You hear him mutter something to himself, although you can’t quite make it out. He then turns back to you, back to normal. Except his eyes don’t leave the stone.

“Away, put that!” he commands, you flinching at the volume of his voice. You nearly drop it, catching the stone then putting it back in your boot as you look to him, confused. He then sighs out, looking apologetic. “Forgive me. Too old for such temptations, I should be. Keep to yourself, this relic. Into the wrong hands, do not let it fall.”
“Why?” you ask, confused. You’d thought it was only a simple ki storage stone, and used in some rotual to seal Aku long ago. “What else can this thing do?”
“Share what I will tell you, you must not.” he says, deadly serious. “Upon your life, you must swear it.”

This gives you a moment’s pause. What could be so dangerous about this stone that he wants you to swear on your life to keep secret? For another moment you debate if you even want to know. But if you’re going to be carrying this around and storing your own ki in it, you decide you should know what it can do.

“I swear I will not tell anyone else what you tell me about this.” you say, just as seriously. He looks you in the eyes as you say this, then simply nods. When he resumes speaking he’s no longer talking, but telling you this information telepathically.
“A portal to Hell, that stone can open.”
cont
>>
>>2822032
DOOMGUY
>>
>>2822032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw&t=8s
>>
>>2822032
“Woah woah woah, hold on.” you reply, also telepathically. “You mean to tell me-?”
“Yes.” comes the Guardian’s swift reply. “Forbidden knowledge, this is. Too dangerous, these gems are. If into the wrong hands one fell, an apocalypse they could bring.”
“An apocalypse?” you ask. “What kind of apocalypse?”

But instead of answering with words, the Guardian begins showing you images. Images of demons slaughtering his people, of the dead rising and attacking their brethren. “So this is what happened to his world.” you think to yourself, as images of hooded figures wielding blades of light begin to appear, fighting against the demons as the Guardian ends the images.

“As long as magic, you do not know, safe, that stone is.” he then says, still telepathically. “But keep it safe, you must. The end of all worlds, it could bring.”
“I’ll take good care of it.” you reply out loud, you and the Guardian sharing a nod of understanding and a moment of silence before you take your leave, focusing your ki sense to find Lord Freeza. Which isn’t difficult, even when he’s only in his base form. You find him floating by himself not far from you, you flying over to him. You find him looking down on the ruined city and the scorched earth below, fists clenched angrily. You can feel his frustration radiating off of him in waves, his aura flared angrily around him.

“Dammit all!” Freeza shouts, clearly frustrated. “If only I’d been faster, or stronger, or something! I-!”

Freeza suddenly notices you, the emperor taking a breath to compose himself.

“Hello Karn.” he says, his tone much more composed. “It’s good to see that you managed to hold your own against the Arbiter without me here.”
“It was a near thing.” you reply, you and Freeza clasping forearms. “Too bad you missed your chance at him.”
“Its worse than that.” Freeza replies, you looking to him curiously. “That bastard Truth was behind all of this, but he’s going to get away with it. He’ll blame the Arbiter for acting on his own, they’ll execute him to please the Supreme Kai then continue as if nothing happened. And now with the Supreme Kai keeping a closer eye on the Covenant and enforcing the treaty they broke, we won’t be able to strike back!”

Well?
>It doesn’t matter, we won and showed the universe how weak they are.
>I may have an idea on how we can at least get the Arbiter ourselves
>I think I know someone who can take care of Truth
>They broke the treaty, doesn’t that mean it no longer counts?
>Other(write in)
>>
>>2822045
>>Other(write in)
So, who's up for some roasted Grunts?
>>
>>2822045
>>I may have an idea on how we can at least get the Arbiter ourselves
>I think I know someone who can take care of Truth
>>
>>2822045
>Could we not demand a contest to settle the matter once and for all? Something like a duel between "champions".
The Covies will never stop fucking with us, and this gets us a shot at the Arbiter and strikes at Truth all at the same time.
>>
>>2822047
>>2822048
>>2822051
I may have an idea on how we can at least get the Arbiter ourselves wins it. Writing.
Someone guessed partly where I was going with this.
>>
>>2822047
>>2822048
>>2822051
We need to get the bastards underwater soon.
>>
>>2822045
“We may not be able to get to Truth, but I think we may still be able to take down the Arbiter ourselves.” you say, Freeza looking curiously to you. “This whole fight was televised, right?”
“Of course.” Freeza replies. “Most of the civilized universe no doubt witnessed what happened here yesterday. What are you scheming, Karn?”
“Simple.” you reply with a smirk. “I go to the Battledome and challenge the Arbiter publicly to a duel to the death for what happened here.”
“I... You know...” Freeza says thoughtfully, finger to his chin. “That just might work. It puts Truth that much further from our reach, but publicly killing the Arbiter ourselves would hurt their cause even more. But can you do it? Can you kill the Arbiter alone?”

“It’s a two and a half month trip there.” you say, thinking out loud. “Given a month for your people to repair my ship and for us to get a handle on the aftermath, then the 2 1/2 month trip to the Battledome to issue the challenge, then another at least three months for the Arbiter to arrive. That gives me at least seven months to prepare. With that much time I can do it.”
“But what if you fail?” Freeza asks you seriously. “Let’s say you make your challenge, he accepts, but you lose? What happens if he manages to beat you?”
“I won’t lose.” you say seriously. “If he bests me, I’ll at least make damn sure to take him down with me!”
“You’re really determined to see this through, arent you?” Freeza asks, then lets out a sigh. “Very well. I’ll have the Supreme Kai inform them that the Arbiter isn’t to be harmed for this incident until judgement is passed. But are you sure about this?”

“Absolutely.” you say, a familiar, alien anger rising up within you as your rage and New Salda’s rage both align. That green aura explodes out around you again, the planet’s strength surging through you as you clench your fist in front of you, Freeza looking on awestruck as he senses the planet’s power within you. “That bastard will pay for what he did to my world!”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=11wNmWnn4dM

The Covenant War Arc End

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 55 End-
>>
>>2822091
And that’s it for this arc, everyone enjoy the ride? Ready for the next arc, The Gladiators, to begin? Favorite moment(s) from this arc? Least favorite? Glad the battle is finally over, or do you wish it kept going? And most important question of all: did you have fun?
>>
>>2822093
Yeah this was some good shit, shame we couldn't fight Arby to the death. But we can fix it in the arena.
>>
>>2822098
You may just get your chance. They could always refuse, of course, but that would almost certainly turn galactic opinion further against them.
>>
>>2822091
>a familiar, alien anger rising up within you as your rage and New Salda’s rage both align. That green aura explodes out around you again, the planet’s strength surging through you as you clench your fist in front of you, Freeza looking on awestruck as he senses the planet’s power within you. “That bastard will pay for what he did to my world!”
Damn, if Freeza had a dick it couldn't be more erect.
great run my man.
>>
>>2822113
Glad you enjoyed it. Final numbers for this immense battle out soon.
>>
>>2822093
>And that’s it for this arc
But it's ended so fast.... I wanted something like Hive arc, long, epic and with more Nefarious.
>Favorite moment(s) from this arc
Frieeza being late.
>>
>>2822119
>But it’s ended so fast
This was an 11-episode arc, believe it or not.
>with more Nefarious.
He’s gone. Unless someone finds and digs up one of his hidden labs, and somehow manages to reactivate one of his robotic clones.
>Frieeza being late.
He’s very frustrated the battle was over before he could return. He won’t soon forget that feeling.
>>
QM FINAL NUMBERS REPORT

Casualties for each faction:
>Covenant
8,732/30,000 ships survived, a hundred over half empty.
>Tamaraneans
85/302 still fit for battle, 155 injured/incapacitated. 62 casualties/MIA so far.
>Saiyans
3721/6109 still fit for battle, 1467 injured/incapacitated. 921 fatalities/MIA so far.
>>
>>2822093
>I just saw this now
>Ready for the next arc, The Gladiators, to begin?
the question is are they ready for us?
>Favorite moment(s) from this arc?
Space Godzilla, that whole episode with Aku was great but when he came shit was epic
>Least favorite?
where the fuck was Cooler?
>Glad the battle is finally over, or do you wish it kept going?
glad because i was starting to think we wouldn't have a race left to save
>>
>>2822131
Those remaining covenant aren't going to have war stories, they're going to have "survival stories"
in which karn's energy passed by them but only vaporized their neighboring ships, and thus they survived.

I bet there's a DEEP fear of karn's javelins at this point.
>>
>>2822135
they will probably be purged so moral isn't shaken by their stories
>>
>>2822135
>>2822138
scratch that, i just remembered the whole this was televised, i'm retarded.
>>
>>2822131
>>2822132
>where the fuck was Cooler?
THIS, THE SCRANY BASTARD STILL OWES US INSTANT TRANSMISSION!
>>
>>2822131
Fuck, it was touch and go for awhile, but that is still a pretty solid fucking trade
>>
>>2822132
>the question is are they ready for us?
Ha, not even a little.
>Space Godzilla, that whole episode with Aku was great but when he came shit was epic
Glad you enjoyed that.
>where the fuck was Cooler?
Doing his best. Which, as usual, wasn’t good enough.
>glad because i was starting to think we wouldn't have a race left to save
The Saiyans will live to genocide other species another day. After that display, no one who witnessed that war wants to fight against the Saiyans.
>>2822135
Even a lot of the Covenant higher-ups have realized fucking with the Saiyans, and more specifically you Super Saiyans, was a bad idea. Most of the rank-and-file will not ever willingly return to New Salda, especially the ones who managed to escape the planet’s surface. The Covenant leadership will desperately try and keep the treaty by throwing the Arbiter under the bus, hoping to avoid a retaliatory strike led by the Saiyans.
>>2822139
Yes, most of the known universe watched the Covenant get their asses handed to them. This may cause an internal power struggle, as well as potential rebellions.
>>2822162
You’ll get your chance to learn it. Maybe not soon, but Cooler will keep his word.
>>2822168
Now the universe is aware of what you can do. And a certain blue man is impressed by your rapid growth. Perhaps there was something to his Master’s vision after all...
>>
File: flat,550x550,075,f.u1.jpg (44 KB, 550x500)
44 KB
44 KB JPG
>>2822177
>And a certain blue man is impressed by your rapid growth.
Dr. Manhattan?
>>
File: tobias.jpg (35 KB, 630x430)
35 KB
35 KB JPG
>>2822211
Not quite
>>
>>2822211
Kek, not quite.
>>2822215
That is a very disturbing face.
>>
>>2822091
>We're getting the death match with the Arbiter I wanted
Hell yeah.
>>
I guess we should assume that the Captain Planet powerup only works on New Salda? Couldn't really see it working anywhere else.
>>
>>2822238
You now have time to prepare, but so will he. Good luck.
>>2822241
Correct. It is strongest when you’re in physical contact with the planet’s surface, the link getting weaker as you travel further away. Once past the atmosphere you will no longer be able to utilize that power at all. And speaking of power, the two main pastebins have also been updated.
>>
>>2822245
Ahhh, I'm sure we can pull out a win. We've already closed the gap significantly since the first time we encountered him, and our power level just jumped up over 100k more after this recent confrontation. And we've got the time (And power level) to work on SSJ4, if Towa was right about us needing a minimum power level of about 1 mil. Kind of want to try working on mastering Berserk before we get to working on it, but the option's there now.
>>
>>2822245
So I think we need to find a way to have the duel set on the planets surface then. Shouldn't be too hard considering he doesn't know how our new power works.

Unless he planted a tracking/listening device somewhere in the retreat. same tactic that led to the fall of reach after Keyes's massive victory at sigma octanus iv.
>>
>>2822254
Ehh, wouldn't want the win to be tainted by an outside power source. Besides, we'll probably need to use the training time that choosing the Battle Dome as the venue would grant us.
>>
>>2822252
You’ll have plenty of time to train and prepare yourself.
>>2822254
It would be hard for New Salda to be the battlefield for the rematch.
And who knows?
>>2822257
>Besides, we'll probably need to use the training time that choosing the Battle Dome as the venue would grant us.
You think Vox would want you unleashing your full power there? Hell no, he’d most likely use one of his less popular planetary arenas, in case of total destruction.
>>
at least now we can try working on ss4. thants gonna give the arby a bad time
>>
>>2822277
>not wanting to spend the near-year getting a handle on berserk

Trying to, at least.
>>
>>2822271
Since this was televised, normies know about the Supreme Kai now?
>>
>>2822177
I have a hard time believing that the worm-heads could pin it all on Arbiter in any way that satisfies the Supreme Kai. He's not THAT retarded, and I'm pretty sure the prophets were yelling things over their ship's loudspeakers during a televised event.
They can try to WORM their way out of it, but there's no way in hell it's going to work.
>>
>>2822277
>>2822325
Both are options. However, neither would be advisable to try on the ship.
>>2822337
Yes, many in the wider universe knew of the Supreme Kai, even if they never saw him themselves.
>>2822383
They’ll try it. Whether or not that works is another story.
>>
>>2822383
>I have a hard time believing that the worm-heads could pin it all on Arbiter in any way that satisfies the Supreme Kai. He's not THAT retarded


I mean he is the guy who had lifetimes to try and figure out a way to destroy Majin Buu rather than just seal him away and he just sat around the entire time.
>>
>>2822390
I did specify "THAT" retarded.
He's a retard, just not a drooling one.
>>
>>2822390
>Had literally thousands of years to train and grow stronger to prepare for the next time Majin Buu awakened
>Still weaker then a normal Super Saiyan.
I mean, I get that Kai's probably have a far slower growth rate then Saiyans, but holy shit, imagine how strong Karn would be, with thousands of years to train? How is the Supreme Kai not super overpowered?
>>
>>2822403
>Kai's
Kais*
>>
>>2822393
>has time to attempt to destroy what he himself considers to be the greatest threat to the universe

>a fucking gigantic amount of time

>the most vile creature he knows of

He's super fucking retarded. That's like "Hoy, this is the ultimate weapon. The use of which would destroy reality. WELL I TURNED THE SAFETY SWITCH ON THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH! I'll just leave it over there forever."
>>
I thought SS3/4 took a Base PL that was in the tens of millions to handle?

I'd vote for getting a handle on Berserk Saiyan. If we can master that we can help our son learn to master it too. We really haven't been helping him as much as we should've.
>>
>>2822442
GD seems to have reduced the minimum power levels necessary to achieve the different Super Saiyan forms, assumedly because we can't pull Zenkai boosts that increase our power by millions out of our ass, like they do in canon.
>>
>>2822403
Because instead of training and preparing himself, he went chasing after every shadow, every cult, and every whisper of Majin Buu in the hopes of finding Buu’s sphere and taking it to Beerus for removal.
>>2822407
To be fair, he couldn’t find Buu’s egg to do anything with it.
>>2822442
Spending more time with the kids is on the menu. I haven’t forgotten them. As for Berserk, you can take stops along the way to try and control it on uninhabited/unimportant planets.
>>2822447
I’ve modified numbers a bit to make growth less of an asspull. Also, Towa said you’d need at least a million powerlevel to start working on taming your Golden Oozaru, not that you would be able to become a Primal Saiyan at that level.
>>
>>2822540
>To be fair, he couldn’t find Buu’s egg to do anything with it.

>has almost forever
>can see pretty much anywhere
>actually looks at the place it is several times due to weird shit happening on that planet
>never finds it

Seriously Shin is fucking trash at his job. And the moment he did find it he should have got off his ass and stopped Babidi. I'm sure between Kibito and himself he could have handled Dabura who was arguably the only real threat to them.
>>
>>2822540
If we manage to get a handle on Berserk, would be be able to grab Legendary Super Saiyan 2?
>>
>>2822540
How long do we have until Kars arrives?
>>
>>2822565
If all his friends and master weren’t killed off, maybe he would have learned how to do his job. He didn’t even know what the Potara he wore could do.
>>2822616
Not for quite some time. That’s a very big hurdle.
>>2822637
Now that would be spoiling, wouldn’t it?
>>
>>2822647
>If all his friends and master weren’t killed off, maybe he would have learned how to do his job.

He could have just popped into the afterlife and chatted with some of the dead ones that didn't get absorbed. Or do dead kais go somewhere else? Like some stupid fucking ghost tree or something? Fucking fruits. Literally.
>>
You know what would be hilarious? If the Tree Of Might Fruit, if left uneaten, would eventually grow into Kai's. Bardock and his family would have unknowingly been eating fruity god fetuses.
>>
>>2822678
>tfw saiyans don't even have agriculture or animal husbandry unlocked
>give them a chicken egg
>bewilderment as to how this brittle-shelled creature is full of yellow protein water
>>
>>2822691
I mean...Karn didn't even have running water until he was an adult and Freeza recruited his species so that's pretty much it.
>>
>>2822647
>There's an LSSJ 2
Sweet. Is it even harder to control then normal, or is it just a matter of getting stronger? How would we unlock it? Would we need to reach even more unfathomable plateaus of rage?
>>
>>2822678
Wow that is hillarious
>>
>>2822827
>if
>>
GD, does this planet have any 'trials'? Earth certainly did. I'm wondering if Salda does, as well.
I'm hoping that someday, Yoda will point us towards some of them. Or, if not him, then the world itself will call us towards the trial, so that its chosen champion may prove itself worthy of its truest power.
>>
File: Dear God.gif (1.53 MB, 300x301)
1.53 MB
1.53 MB GIF
>>2822810
Legendary/Berserk seems to be it's own branch of Super Saiyan transformations.
Conceivably their would even be LSSJ 4 and LSSJ Blue
Hell, you could even hypothetically mix LSSJ4 and God together for some real bullshit.
>>
File: LSS4.png (909 KB, 679x541)
909 KB
909 KB PNG
>>2823063
There is a movie version of LSS4 with Broly.
>>
>>2823063
>LSSJ4 Blue Kaio-Ken
>>
>>2823063
LSSJ does have its own god form
>>
>>2823136
It is time to live up to our class name as "Berserker" and get this stuff unlocked.
>>
I also got pics for LSS3 Broly, SS3 Bardock, and SSB Bardock.
>>
>>2823194

we won't have yoda to help us train our mental fortitude though. and i'd rather not deal with the mental contamination Beserk causes until our mind is sturdy enough to deal with it
>>
>>2823412
>saiyan pride level: dangerously low
>>
>>2823511
Saiyan Pride =/= Murdering everyone around us in violent rages, and becoming more and more mentally unbalanced as we become closer to the psychotic form.
>>
>>2823537
>saiyan pride level: critically low
>warning
>seek help
>>
>>2823537
>Murdering everyone around us in violent rages, and becoming more and more mentally unbalanced as we become closer to the psychotic form.
>implying this isn't the peak of Saiyan Pride
>>
>>2823412
We've got at least a month before we've gotta depart, so he can at least get us started down the right path.
>>
>>2823549
>>2823557
>>2823511
>Risking our wife, kids, friends, and parent for the chance to be retard strong
Begone Goku tards
>>
>>2823608
>Disregard friends and family
>Acquire gains
It's the tried and true method anon
>>
>>2823608
I'd say not at least trying to master Berserk because we're afraid of it would be the even stupider option. We're going to be fighting somebody as strong as Freeza here, we're going to have to pull out all the stops if we want to win.
>>
>>2823647

not saying im afirad, saying we should train our mental fortiude before we experiment with beserk to avoid mental contamination
>>
>>2822660
>Or do dead kais go somewhere else? Like some stupid fucking ghost tree or something? Fucking fruits. Literally.
The only dead kai you’ve ever seen are King Kai and Elder Kai.
>>2822678
Ha.
>>2822810
Who knows? You’ve only barely touched the surface of what Berserk can do.
>>2822935
Perhaps you aren’t ready for it?
>>2823063
>Legendary/Berserk seems to be it's own branch of Super Saiyan transformations.
Basically this.
>>2823412
More training is always needed.
>>2823608
>>2823639
Kek.
>>
File: y9zlvlt49xey.jpg (135 KB, 800x800)
135 KB
135 KB JPG
>>2823675
I WANT TO BE READY FOR IT REEEEEE
>>
>>2823608
>Local man complains that the sayian race is actually just fucking monkies.
>>
File: Bloodborne Eustace.jpg (32 KB, 460x557)
32 KB
32 KB JPG
>>2823675
Well if we're always going to need more training we might as well start now. See if we can inject SS energy into Yoda, see if that can top him off since he's weak from healing the planet, and ask Freeza to be on standby incase we lose control.

I want the entire galaxy to watch us fight the Arbiter, go Controllable LSS, and make them fear us even more. Plus the look on that damn splitjaw's face will be hilarious.

ESPECIALLY if we bring our mallet....
>>
>>2823725
>If we bring our mallet
That's funny, your funny. We are going to bring our big mallet. There is no if.
>>
>>2823689
It may not be a challenge of strength.
>>2823691
>Cooler
>local man
>>2823725
Its a DBZ universe. You will ALWAYS need more training.
And if(when) that fight is televised, the universe will tune in to see how your fight ends.
>>2823742
Why would you leave it behind?
>>
>>2824081
Well I mean are we going to allow weapons in the deathmatch? Our hammer is cool, but I feel like we'd benefit more from neither of us having weapons and gadgets then from both of us having gadgets and weapons, considering the bullshit items the Arbiter carries around.
>>
>>2824139
We want a fight, and unlike the Arbiter and his masters, we have some honor. Wont save his ass though.
>>
>>2824081

DO WE HAVE A THEME SONG YET.

this is importent, we could be excused for the whole war thing because we where not planning on a war, but for this 1v1 with arby gonig live? WE NEED A THEME SONG
>>
>>2824190
At least don't let him keep the bullshit healing field. Grenades and the sword are fine and whatever, but there's no way we're letting him pull a Trunks on us.
>>
>>2824191
Oh fuck me you got a point. We're doing this WWE style in the galaxies biggest death match show ever. QUICKLY PEOPLE, GET OUR SONG TOGETHER, STAT!
I throw my hat into the ring for this bit of cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf9NSd_2avA
>>2824202
Oh yeah, that's just fine, and too be fair. What makes you think the Prophets would let him take a healing unit anyways?
>>
>>2824202
>yfw Arbiter legit has a senzu bean in the fight
>>
>>2824213
>"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!"
Even if Trunks or the time patrol didn't give him one, his anus must instinctively clench when he knows we are thinking about him angrily.
>>
>>2824202
Though as a side note, we should really try and get our hands on that heal tech. Training to the point of near death for the Zenkai boost, popping one, healing, and then doing it again sounds like a very us thing to do.
>>
>>2824222

pretty sure grandragn has stated zenkais are finate. not smart to waste em when we could get even bigger zenkai boosts later.
>>
>>2824228
He did, I think is was the 10th thread, or somewhere really early on in the quest.
>>
>>2824228
>A species' natural ability to grow stronger after having faced a near death experience or having been pushed to it's limits has finite uses.
What?
>>
>>2824191
I'll throw these 2 in the pool of potential themes for Karn
https://youtu.be/YOvWRQ6CbI0
https://youtu.be/0cNmgwQHgR4
>>
>>2824241
Its his quest gimmick. Goku's bullshit is an obvious influence on that point.
>>
>>2824241

pretty sure is a thinly veiled 'try to exploit zenkai boosts and i will take them away.'
>>
>>2824212

my suggestion (play at 1.25 speed for maximum effect)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4G9MU4wvTo
>>
>>2824242
This is what Trunks hears every time he so much as sees Karn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_MW65XxS7s
>>
>>2824081

I suppose we'll get to it next time, but did any of the Saiyans who started unlocking the super saiyan power set survive the covenant's preferential targeting?
>>
more theme song suggestions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI8CUncGdm0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQQgXk7YIow

lets keep em coming. GD either gonna have a vote or some required listening to do.
>>
>>2824242
Gonna add on to my other post with a battle theme for Karn
https://youtu.be/tBS70leI4YY
>>
>>2824336

>digimon

oh man that brings back memorys.
>>
Please use this for something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EioUJCiy7_Q
>>
>>2824351

oh thats some good shit.
>>
>>2824139
Up to you and probably Vox. Although he’ll probably allow them to give the audience a better show.
>>2824191
Not yet. And when you get there, he’ll have people to work with you on that. Presentation is important in his line of work, after all.
>>2824202
>but there's no way we're letting him pull a Trunks on us
It worked out far better for him than it usually does for Trunks though.
>>2824221
>Trunks watches Arbiter heal and Karn start berating him
“Oh you poor bastard, you’ve done it now.”
>>2824222
Be careful, as the more you abuse Zenkais the faster they’ll disappear.
>>2824241
See: >>2824252
>>2824242
>unique monster theme
Well the name is appropriate at least.
>>2824246
>Goku's bullshit is an obvious influence on that point.
Also this. While this is Karn’s story, from my end it is also a game. And avoiding total game breakage is difficult. Even harder now that one of the most bullshit plot powers has been promised, and I will deliver if Karn can learn it.
>>2824258
>Guile Karn
Heh.
>>2824277
Kek. This is the battle music he does hear every time you activate Towa’s seal, however: https://youtube.com/watch?v=q3wMmzVHveU
>>2824278
Have to wait and see. Last I’d updated you all, none had survived. The Covenant targeted the Super Saiyans quite relentlessly.
>>2824326
When it comes up in-thread it will be up to a vote. I’ll have a window for people to drop their suggestions, then I’ll round them all up plus a few of my own and leave it to a vote.
>>2824351
Very good, I already have just the fight in mind for this one.
>>
>>2824404
>Even harder now that one of the most bullshit plot powers has been promised, and I will deliver if Karn can learn it.
Instant Transmission?
>>
File: Spoiler Image (114 KB, 1280x720)
114 KB
114 KB JPG
Instant Transmission. That one technique has nearly as much game-breaking potential as the Dragonballs themselves. As it currently stands, there’s only one move more potentially broken, and you’d need godly ki before you can use it.
>>
Just want to put it out there that if we do want to mess around with Berzerker mode, we should probably do it before Karn learns IT. No way to keep the rampage on target if he can just planet hop to a new population center.
>>
>>2824459

IT reqires focus though
>>
>>2824459
This>>2824462
Berserk would be to mentally unstable to use it, not saying with all that power Karn couldn't planet hop really fucking quickly with brute force through the void though.
>>
>>2824462
>>2824469

Maybe I'm thinking of Beserk incorrectly then. I'd assumed it was rage driven behavior, probably tilted towards the reactionary side (see movement.detect ki, lash out with full power!). But not that one was incapable of focus in that state...so long as it serves the purpose of allowing the berserker to punch/kick/blast someone.

Thanks for the insight. Will try to adjust mental framework.
>>
File: super pepe.gif (2.54 MB, 384x384)
2.54 MB
2.54 MB GIF
>>2824081
If so, then the challenges that await cannot be prepared for. Only those who can adapt and rise to the top regardless of what they face can survive. That is what it means to overcome adversity!
I'M READY, GD. GIVE ME THE TRIALS.
>>
>>2824459
That would be terrifying, even moreso than when Perfect Cell learned it.
>>2824494
Goku couldn’t even use it to escape Buu destroying earth, and Perfect Cell couldn’t use it when he was losing the beam struggle with Gohan. You need the correct mental state and enough concentration to use Instant Transmission. As for Berserk it is as the name implies. You are(essentially) Hulking out, attacking everything and everyone near-indiscriminately. At least that is your current level of control over the form. Broly may be slightly further along a path to controlling it, simply due to more exposure.
>>2824505
>I'M READY, GD. GIVE ME THE TRIALS.
Clearly not ready.
>>
>>2824529
My thoughts on IT is what if you're standing next to someone so strong that trying to sense anything just gives you a field of "fuck off" radiation that you sense instead thanks to overwhelming power. Like when you have a super bright light next to a dimmer light. It's a lot harder to see the dimmer one you know? Same thing happen for sensing Ki? So many questions.
>>
>>2824543
Nah, we can focus on individual ki levels so long as they are within range. Being near someone strong has no baring on it.
>>
File: Fuck you.gif (590 KB, 500x375)
590 KB
590 KB GIF
>>2824529
Give me the test you piece of shit, the test will determine if I'm ready or not! IT'S DO OR DIE IN THIS WORLD!
>>
File: Z (2).png (118 KB, 544x298)
118 KB
118 KB PNG
>>2824529
>Clearly not ready.
Sounds like you're scared of us rocking the test old man. LET US TAKE IT.
>>
pataince. younge ones, the planet moves on a time scale much longer then us, years are but the blink of an eye to it
>>
>>2824543
They would have to be tiers above you for that to happen. Even Freeza right now doesn’t have that effect. King Cold in his final form, however, might.
>>2824571
>>2824596
>IT'S DO OR DIE IN THIS WORLD!
>Sounds like you're scared of us rocking the test old man
You have no idea how badly some of these tests could fuck you up.
>>2824610
More of the Guardian knows that Karn, despite being a talented fighter and warrior, isn’t suited to handle these tests.
>>
File: 142353426.jpg (68 KB, 700x700)
68 KB
68 KB JPG
>>2824613
Fine. I see how it is.
Give the test to someone more worthy, then. Probably Turles, because he's about to fuck off with his millionaire fortune and two hot bitches.
>>
>>2824613

yeah, like if been saying, we havent trained our mental fortitude one bit. we REALLY need to do that.
>>
>>2824621
One bitch, Blackfire really doesn't like to share.
>>2824622
We have the best master ever for it.
>>
>>2824621
Kek. Speaking of, Turles was injured by the Arbiter’s forces. Wonder how he’s taking the news the Arbiter got away?
>>2824622
It could prove beneficial. Especially once you see this week’s epilogue...
>>
>>2824621
Don't be sad anon. We have one thing Turles will never have: being best friends with Freeza.
>>
>>2824649
>Wonder how he’s taking the news the Arbiter got away?

>Kais damned, mandible sporting, one-eyed, dongless, lanky, soldier-sacrificing, ugly motherfucker

Something like that? Or is he just a little bit more morose?
>>
>>2824651
And a Meloka. That's something no one will ever be able to get.
>>
>>2824651
Next Thread: "Turles is a friend with King Cold it was him who made a call."
>>2824657
"Also now engaged with Chaya"
>>
>>2824661
>"Also now engaged with Chaya"
OVER OUR DEAD BODY!
>>
File: 1495494110963.jpg (81 KB, 420x390)
81 KB
81 KB JPG
>>2824661
THAT BASTARD HAS IT ALL
MONEY, POWER, FAME, BITCHES, A SENSE OF FULFILLMENT...
TURLES, YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU OUTDID US LONG AGO
>>
>>2824661
>"Turles is a friend with King Cold it was him who made a call."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU TURLES
>>
File: Z (34).jpg (49 KB, 1280x720)
49 KB
49 KB JPG
>>2824661
>"Also now engaged with Chaya"
NOT MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>
>>2824679
>FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE

>yfw he didn't mean future Chaya
>>
File: fb7.gif (536 KB, 381x512)
536 KB
536 KB GIF
>>2824686
>yfw he didn't mean future Chaya
>>
>>2824653
He was pissed, but shrugged it off because there isn’t a damn thing he could do to the Arbiter himself, and he knows it.
>>2824661
>”Also now engaged with Chaya"
Meloka would not approve. And neither would Chaya, to be frank.
>>2824670
>fame
Karn doesn’t know it yet, but he’s quite famous now, already becoming a household name. What before were just stories and rumors has come to life on everyone’s screens, your feats witnessed by most of the civilized universe. You slaughtering planet-conquering warships by the hundreds has made quite the impression. And so has you holding your kids after the battle, for different reasons.
>>
>>2824700

so how mch is freezy pop gonna be racking in form all this.
>>
So how many women want Karn's dick after seeing him work it, and how many are acrually willing to try after seeing his wife work it?
>>
>>2824837
All of them anon... all of them
>>
>>2824704
>how much
Yes
>So how many women want Karn's dick after seeing him work it
Quite a few. You’re a celebrity now, as little as Karn knows it. Karn’s about to enter a world he isn’t prepared for.
>and how many are acrually willing to try after seeing his wife work it?
Significantly fewer. As much as many want to be with you, if only to brag that they have, watching Meloka split spacezilla in two and her fight with the Arbiter means not many would try it. Don’t forget, your wedding was also broadcasted.
>>2824852
Meloka has almost as many admirers as you do. But absolutely NONE of them want to mess with Karn sober.
>>
File: IkZ6Yal.png (290 KB, 599x526)
290 KB
290 KB PNG
>>2824901
Regarding the Jojos, what went differently in the final fight with Dio?
Did Kakyoin and Iggy still die?
>>
>>2824901
Yo wait what happened to Polnareff?
>>
>>2824901

the best part is we could totally play up the tiem we accidentally a whole planet.

good times.
>>
>>2824928
fuck i forgot about Sera

like, good three+ threads skipped bc we lucked off with finding their Capital and blowing up ALL the im
>>
File: 1504565014853.jpg (40 KB, 954x650)
40 KB
40 KB JPG
W H E N ?
>>
File: 1507175105736.jpg (225 KB, 1600x1200)
225 KB
225 KB JPG
ALSO WHEN?
>>
>>2824494
Berserk can planet hop without IT. Broly was strong enough to reactively make a shield to protect himself and Paragus as they floated through space.
He also blew up the entirety of South Galaxy.
>>
>>2825012
I mean the way things are going, Tien might just end up being the the strongest man on Earth.
Not like it'd mean much considering he'd probably have a power level of maybe 1,000 max.
>>
>>2824700
>And so has you holding your kids after the battle
They're still filming that shit? War's over lads, go home.
>>
Gotta get the "where are they now" shots while they can. Even if the "Now" is 2 minutes later.
>>
>>2824915
>>2824919
That battle played out as usual.
>>2824928
Or the time you shot a hole through a planet.
>>2825002
After a universe 6 tournament.
>>2825015
Not wrong.
>>2825118
They were. Gotta get that aftermath footage.
>>
>>2825202
>Or the time you shot a hole through a planet.
Oh come on boss, it was an accident.
>>
>>2825423
>aim directly at a planet
>blast hole straight through it
>accident
Really now?
>>
>>2825467
We just wanted to deal with a threat, its not our fault the planet didn't have abs strong enough to bounce death lasers off of.
>inb4 we fight Unicron
>>
>>2825480
That’s not a fight you could win yet.
>>
>>2825521
But with a target that big we cant possibly miss.
>>
>>2825535
Would take real talent to miss a target that big if it’s sitting still
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2825681
Rolling

DC 10
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2826114
Rolling to hit and kill in one blow

DC90
>>
QM UPDATE

Working on the epilogue now, but I’ve got some bad news for all you guys: there will be NO EPISODE this weekend, August 25th/26th. Unfortunately I’m gonna need the extra week to prepare materials for this upcoming arc. I’ll still be around this thread to answer you guys’ questions and perhaps drop a few of my own, but Episodo 56 won’t be coming out this upcoming weekend.
>>
>>2826617
Alrighty.
>>
>>2826617
Oh well then, looking forward to the epilogue though. Very interested in where this next arc is going to if we aren't just going to skullfuck the Arbiter in Dreadzone in HD holovision.
>>
>>2826639
Hate to miss a week, but I need my ducks in a row before I begin this arc.
>>2826642
>Very interested in where this next arc is going to if we aren't just going to skullfuck the Arbiter in Dreadzone in HD holovision.
Oh, you’ll fight him again, one day. But there are several months in-quest before you could fight him, at the earliest.
>>
QM UPDATE

So I had intended this epilogue to be a simple teaser of future events, but before I’d realized it I had typed out five posts’ worth already. Hope you guys are excited for an epilogue focused on Babidi.
>>
>>2827661

like i said guys, we need to train our mind
>>
>>2828439
Instead of sleeping we just meditate inside a healing pod.
>>
>>2828439
It could be a good idea to train that.
>>2828448
You will still need to sleep. You are nowhere near the point you can meditate instead of sleeping.
>>
>>2828573
But just how much sleep do we actually need to maintain a good growth rate.
>>
>>2828583
Good question. You don’t yet know.
>>
>>2828573
Hm, how much training would we need to do before we could replace sleeping with meditating?
>>
>>2828632
Ask Jiren. Goku and Vegeta were both crazy strong yet couldn’t replace biological needs with training methods.
>>
>>2828721
Just use the dragonballs to wish for never sleeping again. Then the insanity can creep in. Can you hear the rats in the wall?
>>
>>2828721
Well I mean did either of them try? Or did they spend so much time training they never bothered to try and make their training more efficient?
>>
>>2828632
Good question. You should ask the Guardian, but his answer may disappoint you.
>>2828721
Because after a certain point they focused almost exclusively on more strong and new forms. When was the last time anyone in that universe worked on their technique?
>>2828726
No but I’mma nail that cat with a steel toe if it doesn’t shut up.
>>2828731
They were focused only on the strong.
>>
>>2828820
>When was the last time anyone in that universe worked on their technique?

Maybe that time Krillin learned how to press 18's buttons? He was really bad at it at first, couldn't even hit the big red one in front of him.
>>
>>2828820
>His answer may disappoint you.
He's probably going to say decades, or centuries. Guess we'll have to see if we can prove him wrong. It is nice that we've focused so much on techniques and physical conditioning, rather then just getting new forms, even if our power level's a little lacking considering we're already at Ascended Super Saiyan and haven't even breached 1 mil.
>>
>>2828830
Fucking dammit anon. Just for that laugh(small spoiler): Karn will soon be meeting a rather eccentric merchant.
>>2828837
>Guess we'll have to see if we can prove him wrong.
Good luck.
>even if our power level's a little lacking
As I’ve said before, I reworked a bit of the math on the transformations and whatnot for balance’s sake. As it currently stands, less than three dozen non-deity creatures are noticeably stronger than Karn at his current maximum power.
>>
>>2828887
I'm less concerned about people in our universe (Around 30 individuals who are noticeably stronger then us at our max power right now? Damn, we've got our work cut out for us) so much as I'm concerned about people from other universes later on, since you implied that events like the competition between universes would occur earlier then they did in canon, and those jerkoffs in the time patrol.
>>
>>2828887

>dat spoiler

does he sell camals?
>>
>>2828887
Does he sell beets?
>>
>>2828908
>FOR YOU MY FRIEND I HAVE THE LEGENDARY SUPER CAMEL! Only born once every thousand years but it is now on sale for a low-low price of fifteen credits! Buy now and I'll even throw in a second, slightly smaller LEGENDARY SUPER CAMEL free of charge!
>>
>>2828887
>that spoiler
What if it's a certain other merchant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9l_XYNYczI
>>
>>2828912
>Crazy Hassan in space.
That would be great.
>>
>Spoiler
Maybe it's that character from Majora's Mask...
>>
>>2828927
What a terrible fate to suffer.
>>
>>2827661
>that spoiler
That’s... an interesting development

That aside, I’m rather interested in learning how the Arbiter is feeling right now, especially since his government/religion-thing is blaming him for the whole mess, and is trying to make him the scapegoat.
>>
>>2828898
I implied they could happen earlier, not that they would. Messing with time is tricky business.
>>2828908
>>2828909
>>2828919
Who knows? You’ll have to wait and see.
>>2828912
Ha.
>>2828990
He won’t be too happy about all that. But he’s far more upset that he failed in his mission.
>>
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 55 Epilogue-

AGE 741, SOMEWHERE IN SPACE

“Bah, who cares if some dumb monkeys and those loony cultists are all killing each other?” you say, nursing your drink as you watch your screen from the command chair aboard your spaceship. You are Babidi, wizard extraordinare and heir to the legacy of the late wizard Bibidi. Long ago, Bibidi’d created the creature known as Majin Buu, and through still-unknown means shaped that creature into the ultimate weapon. His creation even destroyed most of the Supreme Kais themselves before he let the creature rampage, but one fateful day his spree came to an end. One day when Buu had been sealed in his egg and sent ahead to his next destination, the last surviving Supreme Kai caught up to him. Without the protection of Majin Buu, Bibidi was killed by the Kai. However, the Supreme Kai wasn’t able to find Majin Buu’s egg, and the creature has remained in it’s enchanted slumber ever since.

“Forgive me, I forgot to introduce myself in this form.” you hear a voice say from your monitor, watching as smoke clears off the screen and you see the speaker. “I am King Cold, and I myself have come to aid my vassals in their ultimate battle.”

“Pfffffffffff!!” you you exhale as you spray your drink all over your screen in surprise. You yelp in panic, quickly wiping your sprayed wine off, interest now locked firmly on the screen. “What the hell!? That old bastard’s still alive?!!”
“I’ve been looking forward to this, Karn.” King Cold says, flaring his dark blue aura up around himself, his aura knocking the nearby Saiyans over. “Once again, the universe shall tremble in terror at the name of King Cold!”

He looks different than you remember, but it is no doubt him. As the camera zooms in on his face, you see his familiar eyes, a chill running up your spine. You remember those cold, merciless eyes from the day he nearly killed you.
cont
>>
>>2829482
“Dammit.” you say, slumping in your chair. If he’s still around, this complicates things significantly. You’d fought against the being known as King Cold yourself well over three hundred years ago, and it wasn’t an experience you’d ever want to repeat. That old bastard had actually caught up to your ship near your ultimate goal: the planet known as Earth where Majin Buu’s egg is still to this day hidden. He’d attacked your ship mercilessly, you barely managing to put together a short-range Teleport spell before he’d completely destroyed it. He’d burst into your chamber as the spell was completed, a wave of death headed straight for you. If you had been a quarter-second slower, you would have died. Instead you’d appeared on the planet below, carefully hiding out amongst the wandering desert nomads for several years until King Cold gave up looking on that world for you, figuring you’d escaped to somewhere else further from the ship’s destruction and left, the spider no doubt returning to the center of his web to watch the universe for any signs of you.

This had set your work back centuries, but luckily the Supreme Kai who showed up years later didn’t find Majin Buu either: after Cold had no doubt told him of his encounter with you. You’d panicked when the Supreme Kai had arrived, still unable to flee the primitive world as you searched for a place of significant magical power to fuel a deep-range Teleport spell. You’d found such a place suprisingly enough at the bottom of the ocean, an ancient being of immense supernatural power sleeping there. You’d learned of the creature’s existance from a mad wizard living as a hermit in the middle of an abandoned city in the desert. Half his ramblings were unintelligible, but after a few days of listening to his madness you were able to somewhat piece together this creature’s location, and after a few more years you’d finally found it.

It was a powerful being indeed, radiating more magical power as it slumbered than you could produce in a year. As much as you’d wanted to try and cast your mind control on the ancient being, without an alternate escape route you’d left well enough alone. Funneling it’s excess magical power you quickly fueled your spell, leaving Earth and, reluctantly, Majin Buu as well behind. As much as you’d wanted to take him with you, you’d lacked the correct type of power to awaken him on Earth. So you’d left Earth behind, starting over on your quest to revive Majin Buu with nothing but your magic, your wits, a few new magical trinkets and spells you’d picked up while on Earth, and of course Bibidi’s spellbook.
cont
>>
>>2829483
After leaving Majin Buu behind you’d become a phantom, hiding yourself away as you’d begun the agonizingly slow process of rebuilding. You’d had to be even more cautious than before; with you still unsure how King Cold had found you out you had to abandon all of your old contacts and start fresh from the ground up. For the first century you’d had to hide, the unbelievably large bounties on your head made it impossible for you to enter civilized space. For those years you were forced to live on the outskirts of the universe, traveling between long-abandoned shipwrecks for salvage.

But in the centuries after you’d come face-to-face with him, however, King Cold slowly began to disappear from the public eye. He began to appear less and less until he vanished for the last time, becoming little more than ancient history to the rest of the universe. His empire fractured, the bounties for you disappearing as hundreds of factions emerged from the chaos. As they all began warring against each other, you were finally able to move more freely across the universe again. These wars for control lasted for well over a hundred years, new dynasties rising and falling in the blink of an eye. With his empire crumbling before you, it was hard to imagine the great and terrible King Cold was still alive and watching for you. As the wars raged on you slipped in amongst the chaos, acquiring a new ship and easily-controlled crew, as well as the materials to begin crafting the magical tools you needed for the rebirth of Majin Buu.

Then one day, the reason for King Cold’s disappearance was revealed: his two sons made their grand appearance, conquering the world that was the former seat of King Cold’s power. You’d then thought you understood why he had suddenly disappeared: to teach his children to rule in his place in his final years before his death. With the arrival of Freeza and Cooler on the universal scene, the lay of the universe began to change once again. They quickly brought several dozen systems under their control, enforcing their will over these weaker systems with an iron fist. But their resurgence also spelled bad news for you, as it also meant the two took up the search for you and Majin Buu again, King Cold’s last will, you had thought. Oh how wrong you were.
cont
>>
File: Spoiler Image (40 KB, 544x720)
40 KB
40 KB JPG
>>2829486
With the realization that King Cold is still alive, you’ve realized how foolish you’ve been and how well-laid his traps may have been. When his sons stepped onto the galactic stage, you’d kept careful note of their quickly-growing network of informants, paying off several to avoid the Cold sons’ notice. But you now realize this could all have been to make you complacent and lazy in your efforts to avoid detection. You’ve probably already been spotted by his own network dozens of times in the past twenty years alone, confirming you are indeed still alive.

But one thing about all this still bothers you; he spent all this time time convincing the universe he was dead and long gone, why reveal himself now? You know that old snake values secrecy and surprise, why would he make such a grand reveal now? He had to know such a declaration meant that you’d disappear again, right?

“Shllaaaaakhaaanaaath Unless this is his way of declaring you checkmated, ansnaaaaghth v’booutch schlaaaro-”

The voice in your head speaks something your mind could comprehend again, you stopping to deliberate what it said. Ever since you’d witnessed that ancient creature at the bottom of the ocean you’d had this disembodied voice speaking in your head. Nothing you did had any effect on the voice, it continued speaking mostly gibberish in your mind despite your efforts to eradicate it. The mad hermit had warned you that gazing upon what he’d called a deity would drive one to madness, and you’d soon begun to wonder if you were truly going mad. However, the voice did have it’s moments of clarity, speaking truths clearly in one of several languages you could understand. When you could understand what the voice was saying, it always had helpful advice and never lied to you. So you’d decided to leave it be, and simply tuning out the mindless gibberish it usually said. But this was important. If Cold is revealing his presence so publicly now, it must mean he either believes that you cannot escape his trap and is taunting you, or that the Saiyans are too crucial to his future plans to let them get destroyed. You scoff at even thinking the idea, what role could a bunch of uncivilized monkeys possibly play in the revival of Majin Buu?
cont
>>
File: Spoiler Image (55 KB, 443x640)
55 KB
55 KB JPG
>>2829495
But if you’ve been found out, then King Cold’s minions, or even worse the Supreme Kai himself, could be headed towards you even now! And you know that your crew, even with the recent ‘volunteer’ you’d managed to bring to heel, are all no match against your enemies. You need something, or someone far stronger to act as a deterrent. You’d been hesitant to attempt this summoning, fearing the consequences if something went wrong. But with King Cold again on the move, you see little choice but to try. As you punch in commands your monitor begins to display the known ‘dead worlds’ nearby: worlds where life once flourished but does so no longer. You need to attempt this on one such world, since those places are far closer to the underworld than worlds still rich with life or those that never had life. Thankfully that Drstroyer cat is far too lazy to actually do his job properly. You find a half-dozen suitable planets within a few minutes, youpicking the one furthest from known spacelanes and setting your course for your pilots. To take the least-traveled path, furthest from likely ambushes, will take you three months. Time may be limited, but you have to make sure this goes off without a hitch.

Telling your pilots over the comms that you’ll be in your study and to notify you if anything noteworthy happens, you then quickly retreat into your study. You search among your tomes for one in particular, a massive book supposedly wrapped in the skin of its home planet’s natives. You struggle a moment then succeed in lifting the book to a clear podium, you brushing up on the arcane knowledge within. After all, if you’re going to attempt to bend the Demon King Dabura himself to your will, you’d better be fully prepared. Make even a single mistake, and he’ll drag you back down to Hell with him personally. But if this succeeds, you’ll have a pawn no one in the universe could stop, not even King Cold or that damnable Supreme Kai!

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!” you cackle madly. “Soon you’ll get what’s coming to you, ‘King’ Cold. Once the Demon King is my pawn, no one will be able to stop me! The revival of Majin Buu will be at hand!”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 55 Epilogue End-
>>
>>2829501
We're going to spitroast babidi over a campfire and eat him with our children and majin buu.
>>
>>2829501
Oh boy is Towa gonna get pissed when she finds THIS out
>>
>>2829805
she technically already knows, its "canon timeline" event after all.
>>
>>2829780
If Babidi succeeds, you’d better watch out. Not even King Cold can currently stand against Demon King Dabura.
>>2829805
Oh she knows. The question is, will she try and stop him?
>>2829834
This.
>>
>>2829501
>Babidi encountered motherfucking Cthulhu while he was on earth.
Oh damn, remind us to not try and conquer or blow up Earth or anything I guess, don’t want to poke that bear.
>>
>>2829898
Yeah, but it seems like Babidi's plan isn't to face King Cold. Rather, it's insurance to make sure he can get to Buu unopposed.
Which is arguably worse for us, bit still. At least we/cold won't have to face Dabura directly unless they go after him, if that was the case.
>>
>>2829495
>Cuckthulhu F'tahgn

I'A! I'A!

I'm screaming inside please help. No Hastur, no!
>>
>>2829908
He encountered much more than that there. It is an unusually magically-rich planet.
>>2829910
>Yeah, but it seems like Babidi's plan isn't to face King Cold. Rather, it's insurance to make sure he can get to Buu unopposed.
This. He doesn’t want to try taking over the universe until after he’s awakened Majin Buu. Dabura is his ace in the hole to make sure his work isn’t stopped.
>At least we/cold won't have to face Dabura directly unless they go after him, if that was the case.
Facing Dabura wouldn’t end well until you’re as powerful as Gohan was when he destroyed Cell.
>>2829962
Kek.
>>
>>2829962

HENDERSON, HENDERSON, HENDERSON

that should solve your problem
>>
>>2829962
Ygolonac is the best.
>>
>>2830009
Yog-sothoth or bust
>>
>>2830055
Don't make me defile you.
>>
>>2829898
>Oh she knows. The question is, will she try and stop him?
"Oh this stupid brother of mine. Got all the brawn in the family, but sadly zero brains. I should probably look at him and laugh. Again."
>>
>>2829898
>Oh she knows. The question is, will she try and stop him?
I figure if we can't even beat Dabura and Buu when the time comes, we aren't worth much as Towa's champion.
Besides, it's not like she hasn't already harvested our genetic material.
>>
>>2830319
Ha.
>>2830327
>I figure if we can't even beat Dabura and Buu when the time comes, we aren't worth much as Towa's champion.
>when the time comes
Probably have decades before that happens.
>Besides, it's not like she hasn't already harvested our genetic material.
Well, your daughter does live in her lab.
>>
>>2830359
Has Future Chaya demonstrated any signs of Ultra Instinct btw?
Has she also looked into Berserk or any of the Divine forms?
>>
>>2830372
Not yet.
She hasn’t attained the Berserk form, or at least has no memory of ever transforming into it. As far as divine ki, she has not.
>>
>>2830572
I say it's time we upgrade the gravity chamber and start doing some serious training.
>>
Oh yeah, so for training Berserk mode, do you think we could just pester the Supreme Kai to make us a Katchin box or something? Put some air holes in, stick us into it, let us go Berserk, and then wait until we've regained control of our mental faculties? I mean, I assume as strong as we are in Berserk form we probably couldn't break out of a box made of the strongest material in the universe, right? Maybe we could have Raven put some magical wards or whatever on it, to make it extra tough. Seems like a good way to contain us while we regain control of our sanity, though we may need something a bit bigger for Golden Oozaru.
>>
>>2830678
I figure we should wait until we make progress with Broly before we start trying any serious attempts at trying to control Berserk.
>>
>>2830673
>upgrade the gravity chamber and start doing some serious training.
>serious training
He says, about Karn’s Gravity Chamber which maxes out at 1000x Earth’s gravity, or 100x Planet Vegeta’s.
>>2830678
I mean maybe? Also remember, the Guardian is the one who made both yours and Meloka’s rings.
>>2830682
Working with Broly on maintaining control is a good way to test how to control it yourself. Especially since you as an Ascended Saiyan can keep him in check.
>>
>>2830678
That's a pretty good idea. I don't think he'd go for it, though.
>>
>>2830682
Well I mean Broly already has a measure of control now, right? He just has trouble maintaining that control under pressure, like in the heat of battle. And I mean honestly, I think we should work towards controlling it as soon as possible. Freeza had trouble with us last time we used it, even at full power, and we were magnitudes weaker then we are now. If we keep waiting, we'll be too strong for anyone to have a chance of stopping us the next time we lose control of it.
>>
>>2830682
addendum, I think just going the tired dad route might yield some results.
We should just take Broly into the gravity chamber, have him go berserk, and just hold him down till he tuckers himself out.
GD would have to confirm this, but I think after expelling a good amount of energy Broly would have an easier time reigning himself in.
If it yields good results, we could try to replicate it with somebody who outclasses us like we do Broly.
Maybe King Cold could help.
>>
>>2830688
Can't he just like, make the stuff though? He basically just created a big block of it for Gohan to test that shitty sword the old Supreme Kai was sealed in, right? I imagine it wouldn't be too much trouble for him to make us a big block of it to use. Or we could try and wheedle some out of the Covenant as war reparations, or at least the money to buy it.
>>
>>2830687
Is that maybe a "Maybe the Supreme Kai would give you the Katchin", or a "Maybe the box would be strong enough to prevent you from breaking out and slaughtering your friends and family in a blind rage"?
>>
>>2830687
>maxes out at 1000x Earth’s gravity, or 100x Planet Vegeta’s.
I did not realize that. Good shit.
>>
>>2830688
Maybe not the Supreme Kai. Are you sure he is even there anymore?
>>2830689
He has a sliver of control. And that sliver is of course Chaya.
>If we keep waiting, we'll be too strong for anyone to have a chance of stopping us the next time we lose control of it.
Quite possibly. Or perhaps the next time you use it you never fully come down off the aggressiveness, or something worse? There is a reason it is the form of last resort/just fuck everything.
>>2830692
You can try? Last time you saw Ubo restrain him that way, he fell asleep as he calmed down and tired out.
>>2830704
Good question. Next?
>>2830725
Yes. Planet Vegeta is x10 Earth, and New Salda is x2 Planet Vegeta.
>>
Please tell me that tiny fucker didn't find Penguin Village?
>>
>>2830748
No but he found Club Penguin. Now we have to face our most educational enemy yet.
>>
>>2830748
What’s the worst that could have happened if he did?
>>2830761
Kek.
>>
QM QUESTION

So as I’ve been prepping my material for the next arc, I’ve realized there could be long sections where Karn isn’t doing anything other than observing. For those particular sections would you guys just prefer they get glossed over, or would you want to have an episode or two where you play as little Chaya?
>>
We must play as our baby girl
>>
>>2831351
baby girl, baby
>>
>>2831351
At least one Little Chaya segment
also
ALSO
did you see this quest? >>2830410
>>
>>2831433
Aaaaahaaahaaa! What jooooy! It seems my scheme to send that FOOOOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR to the future, where my evil is law, was indeed a great success! I must remember to stock up on bounty hunters.
>>
>>2831356
>>2831374
>>2831433
Glad to see support so far for a special Chaya episode or three. I wanted to see how you guys felt about such a perception shift, at least temporarily, before I’d sprung it on you all out of the blue. Better question: how far do you think she can throw one of these tanks?
>>
>>2831447
A good couple miles out?
>>
>>2831447
She could bury it into a large hill, if not straight through it.
>>
>>2831449
>>2831450
The correct answer is: farther than anyone in the audience will expect. Y’all have no idea how excited I am for this upcoming arc. Gonna be more lighthearted and less serious than the last arc was, and I’m regretting not being ready to run this weekend. Also, just a reminder:

NO SAIYAN CONQUEROR QUEST this weekend, we’ll hopefully resume regular schedule next weekend.
>>
QM QUESTIONS

As I’m preparing for this next arc, I want to know what everyone(or as near anyone as will respond) thinks. I can easily write a quest for me and my own enjoyment, but I want to write a great quest for my great players and lurkers as well. So I have some questions for everyone willing to answer:

Favorite moment(s) this arc?
Favorite moment(s) this whole quest?
Least favorite moment(s) this arc?
Least favorite moment(s) this whole quest?
Favorite characters?
Least favorite characters?
Characters you want to see more/less of?
Other works/source materials you’d personally like to see included?
General suggestions?
Comments?

I’ll still be around this weekend as I’m preparing for the next arc to answer all you guys’ questions. As long as they don’t get too deep into spoiler territory of course.
>>
>>2832818

will a certine merchent try to sell karn a camel
>>
File: Spoiler Image (568 KB, 1980x1350)
568 KB
568 KB JPG
>>2832830
Perhaps.
YOU MEAN SLIGHTLY USED BETTER THAN NEW CAMELS? CAMELS FOR ALL SITUATIONS AND PERMUTATIONS?
>>
File: henderson.jpg (9 KB, 192x263)
9 KB
9 KB JPG
>>2832887

also did Babadi run into Old man Henderson. and how terrfying was that experaince if it did happen
>>
>>2832894
You think he would have survived such an encounter?
>>
File: Money Gif.gif (782 KB, 498x376)
782 KB
782 KB GIF
>>2832818
In order:
Probably Future Chaya kicking Super Mira's ass and befriending Pudding.

All the times we absolutely beat the shit out of Trunks. See Gif.

That the Supreme Kai cockblocked us from finishing off the Arbiter.

That Nefarious and his Machine/Godzilla Bullshit JUST. WON'T. END.

Future Chaya, Towa, Frieza, Meloka, Vetega.

Least Favorite? Nefarious and Godzilla. Once was funny, twice was a surprise, the third time was just boring/redundant.

More Towa, not because of 'Oh Shit its the Time Patrol Again, but just interacting with her in general with Karn and Meloka would be great. Also more Pudding.

Gurren Lagann would be cool. Spiral Power could just be Life Sense type deal.

More social would be fun. Generally our socials always feel cramped, like we can only pay attention/spend time with one or two people before everything goes to shit, so being able to really spend time with our other Saiyan friends would be great.

No comments no. Thanks for the quest so far man.
>>
>>2833004

to be fair nobodys been smart enough to RUN form him.
>>
>>2833022
>Probably Future Chaya kicking Super Mira's ass and befriending Puddin.
I had a whole lot of fun writing that epilogue.
>That Nefarious and his Machine/Godzilla Bullshit JUST. WON'T. END.
>Least Favorite? Nefarious and Godzilla. Once was funny, twice was a surprise, the third time was just boring/redundant.
Good news is him and his bullshit aren’t gonna happen again in this timeline, for at very least several years in-quest if ever.
>Gurren Lagann would be cool. Spiral Power could just be Life Sense type deal.
I haven’t watched Gurren Lagaan yet, plan to eventually. I have no idea what thar Spiral Power is from though.
>More social would be fun. Generally our socials always feel cramped, like we can only pay attention/spend time with one or two people before everything goes to shit, so being able to really spend time with our other Saiyan friends would be great.
I actually agree 100% with this. Thankfully things are about to slow down, and I can spend more time with some of the characters I haven’t gotten to interact with as much as I wanted.
>No comments no. Thanks for the quest so far man.
Thanks for reading and sticking around.
>>2833028
Running away is Babidi’s technique, if he’s not ready to fight.
>>
File: Spoiler Image (271 KB, 513x589)
271 KB
271 KB PNG
>tfw Towa doesn't get a good husbando and has to make a shitty Mira-man to bang, okay?

Poor waifu.
>>
Actually CAN we waifu Towa? Or does Meloka Yandere.EXE make that impossible?
>>
>>2833181
What a silly question. Excuse me while I hide behind these blast doors for the next several hours. Just in case Meloka is breaking the fourth wall to listen at this moment.
>>
File: Spoiler Image (25 KB, 225x525)
25 KB
25 KB JPG
>>2833151
>work from home single mother Towa doesn’t have a husbando
True. But deep down she really enjoys having Future Chaya around as ‘her’ daughter, she’s managed to soften Towa up quite a bit.
>>2833181
Good question. And better question. As of right now though, Towa’d simply laugh you off as being unworthy of the attentions of the princess of the demon realm and then disappear. Then later when she’s laying in bed starts wondering why her chest hurts and starts running tests to see what’s wrong with herself, maybe she’s getting sick?
>>2833206
Lucky for you she doesn’t have that particular ability...But better safe than sorry.
>>
>>2833229
>spoiler

Pls stop you're making me want a different waifu
>>
>>2833229
>>2833301
Let's Joseph Joestar it. In two hundred threads' time, when Karn is much too old to continue Karnaging, let's have a fling to the side. Our dozen children, and a platoon of further descendants won't be able to calm Baba Meloka down when she goes UI on our ass
>>
>>2833379
I prefer my suicide to be painless.

But hey, that gives me an idea. Why not Jotaro? Za Warudo, sex in stopped time anyone? Maximum kink for Towa.
>>
>Spoiler

That is really sad but also really adorable. You know, if we could ever manage it without breaking our wife's heart/sending her on a killing frenzy, I'd totally be down for a Towa Waifu.

Honestly, out of litterally anyone in the universe, she's got the best chance of getting Meloka's approval given how many times she's saved Karns and her own life.
>>
>>2833028
How do you always misspell from?
>>
>>2833418

my right hands is quick on the draw.

kee hitting o before r
>>
>>2833407
>>2833229
I think Karn is man enough to waifu a Yandere, that he doesn't even know she is, and the nice demon princess neet lady. Towa is more than worthy of her consideration at the very least.
>>
File: 1530301529090.jpg (100 KB, 638x636)
100 KB
100 KB JPG
>>2833388
How many fucks can you give in the stopped time?
0 or all of them?

>>2833229
Someone worthwhile really needs to get with Towa. Like Android 18 and Krillin, but better
>>
>>2833462
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
>>
>>2832818

>Favorite moment(s) this arc?
Every time karn launched a massive fuckoff attack, and karn becoming new salda's champion and coming to understand that the planet is truly alive. a new path has opened!

>Favorite moment(s) this whole quest?
When ubo lived

>Least favorite moment(s) this arc?
arbiter fight cocktease

>Least favorite moment(s) this whole quest?
arbiter fight cocktease

>Favorite characters?
Meloka, Frieza, Ubo, Boros, The Boy, Nefarious, Towa, The Ginyus, Brutus (rip)

>Least favorite characters?
none

>Characters you want to see more/less of?
Boros, Frieza, The Boy

>Other works/source materials you’d personally like to see included?
Too long a list for this post, man. You won't run out of potential content, but you will run out of time to absorb it all to the point that it can be used.

>General suggestions?
moar SCQ

>Comments?
u're mum gey
>>
>>2833379
Kek.
>>2833388
>6 seconds
You’d have to be the fastest shot in the west for that to work.
>>2833407
Towa actually wouldn’t want to come between the two of you, because that would make Future Chaya upset.
>>2833442
But would she share?
>>2833462
18 and Krillin still best Dragonball couple.
>>2833886
>when ubo lived
Still proud of how I sold that moment to everyone.
Glad you enjoy so many characters.
>u're mum gey
No u.
>>
>>2834266
>But would she share?
If Karn asked maybe?
>>
>>2834266
She could be persuaded if Towa keeps telling her she's fine being alone raising Future Chaya, and working on her android, and plays off the isolation is fine thing
>>2834268
Then concerned Karn comes in and galvanizes Meloka to drag into bed for fucks and cuddles. In either order. She would never let a loved one suffer if she can fix the problem, plus the idea of giving Future Chaya her own little demon brother or sister sounds adorable.
>18 and Krillin still best Dragonball couple.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU intensifies.
>>
>>2834268
Good luck with that.
>>2834282
Also good luck with that.
>WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU intensifies.
Of the canon couples in the series, 18 and Krillin best matchup. ChiChi changed from Dragonball to Z, Bulma and Vegeta was always kinda meh(but actually improved in Super), and I’m not a fan of how much Super changed Videl.
>>
>how to fix Towa
>start throwing dicks at her
>first up is the next best blue boy of the galaxy; Lord Boros! (Save us)

This is the worst dating show I've ever seen.
>>
>>2834654
>This is the worst dating show I've ever seen.
As someone who doesn’t watch those kinda shows, I’ll take your word for it.
>>
>Wanting to waifu Towa
Listen, I think she's hot too, but it's not just one yandere we'd have to go through. Mira would tolerate it about as much as Meloka would. And, with their similar goals, they might team up to stop the blue waifu and the saiyan conqueror from ever getting together.
>>
>>2835006
All I'm hearing is "spouse swap". Mira doesn't even know what love is, the damn bio-bot. He needs to figure out why he hates when people look at Towa already so he can propose.
>>
File: 1300575737001.png (152 KB, 600x729)
152 KB
152 KB PNG
>>2835022
NO.
I WILL NEVER, EVER ALLOW THAT DONTE-HAIRED AUTIST TO GET WITHIN 5 FEET OF MELOKA.
KEKOLDRY WILL NOT STAND.
>>
>>2835022
That isn't spouse swap when this Mira doesn't know what love is. He is just a war machine. Besides, Meloka wouldn't fuck anyone else, for the simple fact of no one can compete with Karn's third leg, piggyback abilities, and cuddles. Do you even know what spouse swapping is?
>>
>>2835045
This too>>2835022
cuck shit is worthless.
>>
>>2835006
>Mira
Heh. Heh heh heh. You have no idea.
>>2835022
>He needs to figure out why he hates when people look at Towa already so he can propose.
“Because I was designed to behave this way.”
>>2835045
You think she would?
>>2835047
Kek.
>>
>>2835045
But Donte didn't have white hair.
>>
>>2835097
He did at the end of his shit game.
>>
>>2835049
>“Because I was designed to behave this way.”
thus making him the perfect husband by default
>>
>>2835324
Which one?
>>2835335
>soulless machine
>perfect
Kinda missing the whole point there. Building a robot or mind controlling someone to behave how you want is easy. But is it really fulfilling?
>>
>>2835353
depends on how cute you make the robot
and also on how depraved you are, as far as mind control goes

personally, both are my fetishes
>>
>>2835361
>personally, both are my fetishes
Neither of those are hers.
>>
>>2835399
That too, is my fetish.
>>
>>2835399
Dubs proclaim best waifu again.
>>
File: Spoiler Image (90 KB, 583x845)
90 KB
90 KB JPG
>>2835401
Ohh_myy.takei
>>2835407
>uses numbers to decide who best waifu
>wanting blue over /fit/
>>
>>2835399
>>2835407
She only likes those hardcore fetishes like hand-holding
>>
>>2835468
Breasts bound with fabric are also my fetish.
>>
>>2835468
I thought you were talking about Meloka when you said that, which is why I said best Waifu.
>>2835469
And deep creampies combined with tantric fucking, rough fucking, and then cuddling. Hand holding the entire time. Lewdest girl.
>>
File: DmC-comp-009-PS4.jpg (280 KB, 1920x1080)
280 KB
280 KB JPG
>>2835353
>Which one?
DmC. Pic related.
The only other shitty DMC game is 2 and that's still leagues above DmC in every single way.
>>
>>2835469
>not spoilering that
This is a blue board anon.
>>2835488
Is anything Not your feti- no, nevermind.
>>2835491
Conversation was then about Towa.
>lewdest girl
Anon, I...
>>2835532
Never played any of them, so was curious. What sorta edgy bullshit turns your hair white? Definitely not how Shujinko did it.
>>
>>2835540
All things both mental and physical are my fetish if done correctly, yes.
I could even get off to lewd tile patterns, but they'd have to actually be lewd.
>>
>>2835540
>This is a blue board anon
I like to live on the edge
Pls don't tell on me
>>
File: 18 (2).jpg (514 KB, 800x1000)
514 KB
514 KB JPG
>>2835540
>What sorta edgy bullshit turns your hair white?
Abusing super edgy half-demon-angel timestop powers in a climactic battle against your twin brother who was in no way beforehand established as being strong but lul the original games did it and we can't write for shit.
>>
>>2835540
>About Towa
Ah, well she needs a husbando, and if she gets a waifu on top of that to keep her happy. More power too it.
Well I cant say its Blackfire, only one tapping that ass is Turles.
>Never played any of them, so was curious. What sorta edgy bullshit turns your hair white?
That's a damn shame really, 2 was the low point with everything else being top class shit.
The white hair in the real series is just from being half demon, and he and his brother have white hair because of it. Nothing else really.
>>2835532
>DmC. Pic related.
Isn't actually DMC, but a REALLY shitty reboot that was universally laughed at. As for the white hair in that series, first part in the early game was just a mob head that landed on his head. At the end he goes "full nephallim edgy man" after killing the replacement demon king, and fighting his brother because he doesn't want to rule over humanity. Also brother was jealous of the human pussy Donto was getting from his ex subordinate.
>>2835573
Better explanation.
>>
>>2835579
>Isn't actually DMC
Which is why I put it down as DmC and not DMC.
Somebody should tell the game journalists playing the DMC5 demo about that though because they seem to think DmC wasn't a universally reviled piece of shit.
>>
>>2835555
Damn son.
>>2835561
To who, the mods who never come and visit?
>>2835573
Timestop powers, you say?
“Za Warudo!”
“Oh, you can move for about six seconds in stopped time? That’s cute. Watch this!”
>we can't write for shit.
Sounds like damn near every game since the PS2 era.
>>2835579
>That's a damn shame really
You have no idea how much I’ve missed, growing up poor in the middle of nowhere.
>>2835585
>game journalists
Wasn’t there this whole big happening where everyone learned they’re all 100% full of shit? Or has that been mostly forgotten?
>>
>>2835609
>You have no idea how much I’ve missed, growing up poor in the middle of nowhere.
Ah, a fellow poorfag huh, I get ya.
>>
>>2835609
>Wasn’t there this whole big happening where everyone learned they’re all 100% full of shit?
You mean GamerGate?
>Or has that been mostly forgotten?
By Normies? Yes.
By people who actually care about video games as an industry and a medium? No.
By game (((journalists)))? Hell no. They're still incredibly salty after being exposed as unqualified shills and sell-outs.
>>
>>2835585
>game journalists

You'll find more honest (and better) coverage of games from your average fourteen year old's youtube channel.
>>
File: Filename Pending (73).gif (1.63 MB, 659x609)
1.63 MB
1.63 MB GIF
>>2835669
I just cue up long-plays of games I'm interested in on YouTube at this point.
Game Journos have no business doing anything related to video games.
They seem more interested in the latest casual-bait or SJW shit that's coming out.
DON'T FORGET TO BUY GOW4, THE CINEMATIC MASTER PIECE THAT CHANGED VIDYA FOREVER ANON!
OR LIFE IS STRANGE, THE GREATEST LOVE STORY IN VIDYA!
FALLOUT 76 LOOKS LIKE FUN WACKY GOOD TIMES TOO!
>>
>>2835699
>OR LIFE IS STRANGE, THE GREATEST LOVE STORY IN VIDYA!
Translation, boring arts major girl with obscene power and no consequences for her action which was never explain how she got, and the crush on what can arguably be called a stockholm syndrome inducing psychopathic bitch. The idea of that tumblrina getting a emotional response besides joy at her death.
>>
>>2835609
>>2835645
>>2835669
>>2835699
I still don't get how that went to shit, i remember just about everyone, except tumblr, was on board with that, even Reddit was on it considering how shit they usualy are, next thing I'm seeing is everyone was at each other's throats.
>>
>>2835725
I don't get how people even think there's fucking romance in that game.
That blue haired chick treats the MC like total shit for the entire game, but fuck it people want lesbians because that's the only fucking thing they see.
Swear to God, David Cage protags have more chemistry with their love-interests than those two.
>>
>>2835734
A few "journalists" that were on our side were only slightly hackier than the SJW "journalists" and it boiled down to mass groups of people cataloguing shit they said as evidence, while the idiots that acted as a mouth piece were convinced to shove their foot in their wide mouths. The rest was the SJWs hauling ass to try and take over everything they could get their dyed fingers on before their bullshit was caught by the general public. Its why a lot of the content on the internet, tv, movies, and comics are going down the drain. Doing their invasion in gaming was a smokescreen to mask their grabs for power elsewhere, while simultaneously solidifying their chokehold on the gaming industry with every new power base they grabbed. Its like a modern day blitzkrieg on thought, content, and free speech. If they weren't subhuman trash it would be fairly impressive.
>>2835742
>Stripping female actors to model their naked bodies intensifies.
>>
>>2835734
Tumblr got sidelined because "Those 4channers are just misogynists, us journalists are super progressive. Look at how many stars I gave this shitty visual novel about DILFs".
Reddit went full basedboi when they realized that they were basically the same as those shit journalists.
4chan mostly stuck to their guns and consequently everything went to shit.
Attention was diverted from actual corruption in the games journalism industry and the push for reform in journalistic standard to "WAAAAAHHHHH THOSE EVIL NAZI 4CHANNERS THREATENED MEEEEEEEEEE ON THE INTERNET!"
Nevermind the fact that several people involved in this scandal were actually involved in large-scale context manipulation schemes, took shit tons of bribes, turned out to be pedophiles, etc...
>>
>>2835761
>Stripping female actors to model their naked bodies without their consent intensifies.
ftfy, Ellen Page was pissed when Beyond Two Souls came out.
>>
>>2835781
To be fair, only a handful of people were actually excited to play it, and they had to do it for reviews.
>>
>>2835789
I was excited to play it after I saw how bad Heavy Rain was.
I was not dissapointed, let me tell you.
Best laughs I've had in years.
>>
>>2835614
Is suffering. Fortunately if this new job goes through I’ll be getting a whopping $9/hr+comission which isn’t too bad ‘round here.
>>2835645
Neat. Wasn’t sure if it was still a thing or not.
>>2835669
This sounds too true.
>>2835699
>tfw unironically liked GoW4’s Marcus more than the first 3.
>>2835734
Someone found it went all the way up to US govt., shut_it_down.exe initiated, even /pol/ was torpedoed and m00t left over it once it came out he was a cuckold.
>>
>>2835808
>GoW4’s Marcus more than the first 3
I was talking about God of War 4, not Gears of War 4.
I haven't played any since 3 desu. Everything looks like it went to shit anyhow.
>m00t left over it once it came out he was a cuckold
Didn't he try and sell user info to try and get into Anita Sarkeesian's moldy drawers?
>>
>>2835822
No the selling user info was done by the Gook running stuff now, though he may have tried to give Moot the idea before he left, and he's selling that info right now anyways. And abuses the 4chan pass thing to get bank account information. Smarmy little shit is hiding here in the States because of his criminal history in Japan and the fact he's a wanted man.
>>
>>2835822
Most people just call it Dad of War. Or BOI of War. As if Kratos in literally every single previous entry in the franchise wasn't struggling with his failures as a father and husband. But hey, sex minigames and violence, that's what the games were about, right?

Fuckin' damn.
>>
>>2835836
Yeah, it was disgusting watching the stupidity of people playing the games and not being able to tell the shit he went through already, and act like GOW4 is groundbreaking.
>>
>>2835849
bbbbbb-but muh cinematic camera angles
muh father-son camping allegories
muh nordic stuffs
muh "cycle of violence"
>>
>>2835856
The Norse and dealing with his son having his blood rage thing was pretty neat, if the later wasn't executed as well as it could have, the rest is stupid though.
>>
>>2835861
Freya and Balder's storyline also kinda falls apart by the end too.
A good hour of Atreus and Kratos' story being cut (the part in between Atreus finding out he's a god and him killing Modi) also really fucks up the pacing.
>>
>>2835868
Yeah it felt really fuck jarring when Boi just started going nuts the second he found out the truth, and Freya being pissed about being rescued from the broken monster of a son she made felt dumb. Which is kind of disappointing to me because I am pretty sure when the meet for the first or second time, she was eyeing Kratos up. Would have been interesting if she could have been a fuck partner in the next game.
>>
>tfw still haven’t played any God of War games
>>2835822
Oh, and it did. The entire main cast is forgettable except one character that disappears after the first arc, and old man marcus. Gameplay is just more of the same Gears, with more cinematics than 2.
>>
>>2836027
>>tfw still haven’t played any God of War games

Allow me to summarize.

>AAAHHHH NOOO!
>ARES!
>ARES!!!!!
>ZEEEEUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
>ATHENA!
>ZEUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Fuck I'm tired now.
>Damn it's cold up here.
>Boy.
> B O I

Very summarized.
>>
>>2836147
Kek.
>>
Here’s a few things for everyone to think on, as we move forward and I keep prepping for this next arc:

>How will Karn, Meloka, King Vegeta, etc. deal with their newfound fame, and all that that entails?
>How will everyone handle the press, both good and bad?
>How will Karn, Meloka, and the others handle having fans of their own?
>How will Meloka handle the news you challenged the Arbiter to a 1v1 duel to the death?
>How will young King Vegeta handle all the new attention he’ll be getting from single fans?
>>
>>2836633
>lil Geets: [Hairline receding as his head gets bigger]
>>
>>2836707
Kek.
>>
>>2835006
>Mira would tolerate it about as much as Meloka would
So we just get them to know each other.
>>
>>2837046
Shut up Ivan, Mira is just a robot
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWt5i-MQ_2g

Is this what played after the livestream got back from commercial just before Frieza first took the field?

Has this song been made yet?

Has Frieza been asked to endorse a soda, yet?
>>
>>2836633

>How will Karn, Meloka, King Vegeta, etc. deal with their newfound fame, and all that that entails?
By ignoring the shit out of it whenever possible

>How will everyone handle the press, both good and bad?
See above, except when using it by grabbing the camera and speaking directly into it to deliver an ultimatum to some poor, dead bastard

>How will Karn, Meloka, and the others handle having fans of their own?
See above, except turles who will use it to get fangirl pussy

>How will Meloka handle the news you challenged the Arbiter to a 1v1 duel to the death?
"REEEEEEEEEEE"

>How will young King Vegeta handle all the new attention he’ll be getting from single fans?
"BEGONE THOT, I HAVE KING VEGETA THINGS TO DO!" [Collapsing in bed from mental fatigue intensifies]
>>
>>2837066
He is a biorobot, also a furry.
>>
I wonder if they got Nappa's good side. I wonder if he'll finally get a waifu.
>>