>>2852202

Shitpost on 4chan

>>2852205
You shitpost on 4chan for a while, but it doesn't fill the emptiness you have inside. After a while you get something to eat from the kitchen.
What do you want to eat for breakfast?

>>2852215
protein shake
today is the beginning

>>2852215
Kidnap loli and turn her into a magical girl

>>2852280
You make yourself a protein shake... before working out for some reason. Do you drink it before looking for a gym or take it there?

I sell my seed
after kissing my body pillow
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/232141303947-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

[roll]d20[/roll]

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2852346
Take it right now and then go for a light jog to get some exercise, fresh air and sun all in a one go

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>>2852385
First time I've seen someone try it like that

I fail so hard my dice brake and I become the body pillow

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I try to sell my pillow body to girls online

>>2852389
>>2852390
>>2852392
>>2852444
I'm out.

>>2852449
Don't mind if I do.

>>2852389
You jog outside after drinking the protein shake. But with the milk filled shake and the non-existent movement your muscles do for years it quickly grinds into a halt as all the water of your body is sweating and you'll only one block from your home (Mother's).

Going to add some skills and into our Neet. Level 5 is average human, and each level higher you'll going to need more skills to get to it.
Example level 1 needs 5. Level 2 needs 10 and so on.

Skills
+1 Physical
1/5 to level 2

Now do you do now?
>Write in

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>>2854766
>actually picked it up
Absolute madman

Chug milk shake and crush on our head for cool points

>>2854804
This

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>>2854804
>>2854809
Didn't expect that fast replies. To show I'm here to stay. I'll put a stat sheet together later for now here are a overview of our Neet. I'll put in some effort to get a system going and sandbox this shit with some goals. The anons could give. Anything that can be done is allowed, so you could in theory just in your car and skip town.

Date: 8/1/18
>Age: 27
>Weight: 350 pound or 159 kg
>Fitness: 1 (Track)
>Income per month: 1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $900
$150 Food Rent&Bills $600 (To Mom) $100 Car
>Skills (drawing writing etc): None
>Attributes
Strength: 1
Endurance: 1 1/5
Willpower: 1
Charisma: 1
Wisdom: 1
>Assets: $250 cash
Doing things outside of being a Neet will need will checks to put it out. Higher Willpower easier to pull things a normal person doesn't need to think about. Like talking with a person, ordering a pizza on the phone etc...
I'm giving you a driver license since it's the only thing your mother had you do or it was out on the streets.


You chug the rest of the milk shake, afterward you try and fail to crush on your head. As it's made from a strong plastic bottle. With the jogging done you feel good about yourself maybe you should get some So da as a reward for a good days work. But maybe it's best to start healthy living.

Will check
>Roll 1d20 for success Bo3

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2854853

>>2854864
Guess we're starting out rough

I go home and start to look up available entry level jobs

>>2854872
Once we're done rolling we'll put up a vote on what to do next. For now that soda is looking fine tasty.

>>2854888
Roll to resist the temptations roll+d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2854864
AAAAAAA

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2854864
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>2854894
Options field

>>2854902
It is hard to be a newfag :(

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>>2854894
>>2854900
>>2854902
>12 Success
The so*da from dr. da with it's refreshing taste and it's remarkable value is not enough to stop you improv start to living on the healthy side. You even take the litter of drink and put it back on the fridge. After that journey you sit down on your chair as it moans under your weight.

It's half past 12 on a Saturday afternoon. The battle station has been sitting here without being used by you after being awake a whole hour.

Your mind drifts to what should be done. Mom is doing the laundry, dad out of the picture. And your sister moved out long ago, even your younger brother is making it big in the city. Maybe one day you'll be a success like mother always tell you are.

>Eat lunch (you'll still full off the shake)
>Review (what?)
>Read (what?)
>More expercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>>2854938
Go ask mom if you can help with anything. Time to learn the skills necessary to be independent and restore mom's faith in us.

>>2854945
supporting

Going to update, when I wake up. Tomorrow at 12 MDT

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>>2854945
>>2855005
You think to yourself if you should help mother around the house. She's always been fine on her own without your help. But maybe it's time once and for all to learn some skills that would be useful once she passes. But playing on the computer is much more fun.

>Don't help mother, the walk was good enough for today
>Go help mother, your muscles may be tired but your mind is ready to learn
>Something else


Will check
>Roll 1d20 for success Bo3

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2856031

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2856031

Tell mom that you arnt paying her anymore money and if she tries to kick you out you'll take her to court

>>2856633
Make sure to roll

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2856031
>>Go help mother, your muscles may be tired but your mind is ready to learn

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>>2856095
>>2856324
>>2856633
>>2856880
>Determination Check 20

You lift your fat ass up, and go over to where your mother is putting clothes into the dryer. The ground shakes under your massive weight as you fear your knees will bucker soon if you keep this up.

"H-hey Mom, you need some help?" You mutter quietly, the first time you say anything other than "bring me tendies" or other drinks from your mother. She looks at you with confusion on her face. Before the smell of your unwashed body hits her like a ton of bricks. Month old cum stains on your clothes with a thick layer of sweat from the gaming sessions really do a number on a person. With the exercise the smells of old got rejuvenate as the laundry room is now caked in your smells.

Momma smiles at her big boy. "Oh no sweetie, I'm alright. Maybe you can help by cleaning yourself up." She said while trying to hold the vomit down. "Can do." You say proud to yourself for helping her in her time of need. You move your big boy self to the restroom, a place you didn't go for who knows how long. As you take care of your needs in your room.

You step in the clean restroom, strip off the cleans sticking to your skin. And step into the tub, you think of about taking a bath but figured all the water will be displaced on the floor as soon as the tub fills less than halfway so a shower is the answer. After trying and failing figuring out the controls of the shower system you are bathed in warm water. Just with that alone the tub floor is darkened from its pure white color. You take the next steps and start getting cleaned up, using soap.

Before long, you are done with the shower. The bathtub has a thick layer of waste the towel trying it's hardest to cover your privates, but not enough to fully cover you. Taking a look in the mirror you find out what you look like. A pale face is looking back at you, where it was once brown. Even your hair got shades lighter after the washing. After everything you feel good, no one told you feeling clean felt good.

You place the dirty clothes in the bin and make your way to your room, and put on a clean shirt and shorts.

What now?
>Eat lunch
>Review
>Read
>More expercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>>2857210
>>Job Research - Let's see what's out there and what we can apply for. Apprenticeships sound good.

>>2857210
>Play something online
League of Lolis

>>2857227
>>2857239
Going to need a tie breaker

While we're waiting, let me explain something. Attributes will increase with each action we do. I doing something that's not Neetful will give us Willpower. Working out gives strength. 5 in each attributes is a normal person. Living in Downey, California in a bad neighborhood.

Also forget to include this
>Willpower 1 2/5

>>2857489
Could always roll a 1d2

>>2857512
I could and will if no one else comes in 8 mins. I'm going to get myself some water

>>2852202
An Hero. Might as well.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2857543
>Not yet friend
You don't have the needed equipment


>>2857227
>>2857239
Job
Or
Game

>>2857554

Game

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>>2857598
>>2857543
>>2857239
>>2857227
You decide it's time to reward yourself for a job well done. You take your clean ass and sit it down on the chair and boot up the computer to play a nice game of league. Even before starting the game you decide to shoot one off to set yourself in the mood to rekt some plebs. With another stain on the floor you start going down one of the three lines and repeating the same old to carry your casual team.

After some intense hours the sun is down and you'll getting hungry. Checking the time, it seems like your gaming lasted until 7 o clock.

What now?
>Eat dinner (You're really hungry)
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>>2857648
>>>Job Research - Let's see what's out there and what we can apply for. Apprenticeships sound good.

>>2857648
>Something else
Pray to Yeezus for good gains then go on a jog

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2857657
>>2857673
Another tie

>>2857657
>>2857673
>Willpower check
>1d20 Bo3

>>2857776
I'll switch to support going on a jog.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2857787

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2857648
Drive to nearest planet fitness and sign up for membership

>>2857833
You guys are all going way too fast. This guy can't jog multiple times a day, no way.

>Eat dinner, nothing deep fried

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2858532
>>2857648

rollan for my post because i forgot

>>2857648
>Listen to despacito 2

>>2857648
>resolve yourself to become christian, christians are happy and enjoy life, right?

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2858603

>>2858532
I never said I was taking him jogging. He's just going down to sign up for a PF membership and maybe lift a few weights. The sooner he develops some muscle, the sooner his calorie intake will grow them instead of turning straight into fat.

>>2857648
>More exercise
We could stand to go hungry for a bit.

>>2857833
+1

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>>2858801
>>2858603
>>2858593
>>2858532
>>2857793
>>2857673
>>2859233
>>2859254
Sighing deeply, you get your ass out of the chair and get ready for a jog, more like a walk for someone like you. Such a simple thing, take you a long time to do, maybe in the future it'll be easier than when you started. You locked the door behind you, see the time is 7:30 PM by your phone past the picture of a anime girl washing your screen as your wallpaper. You set out. Around the block once or twice should be simple enough. You're still riding that high after winning against some noobs in league.

As you walk, you're reminded of why you never want to leave your house. You may as well live in Compton. A good third of the houses around yours are completely abandoned, and all but a few are run-down. With literal gangs gathering in there porches. Passing by one such group, smelling like weed they start cat-calling you in Mexican. "Hijo de puta, Gringo Caucho" Walking a bit more briskly, you decide just one round around the block is good enough for today. Maybe a gym membership in the future? You keep your head down and began the walk back home, the sun was no longer in the sky once you got back.

It's really late now, maybe sleeping actually would be best, your stomach is rumbling pretty hard how could you go to sleep when you're starving?

>Eat dinner (You're starving)
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

A place where I place all the stats and background information for our Neet Boi
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB

>>2859306
>eat dinner then sleep

>>2859306
>More exercise
Food makes you fat, therefore food is bad for you

>>2859314
calm down mate.
>>2859312
this... just don't eat something too carby.

>>2859306
>>Sleep
Routine is important.

>>2859312
This

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>>2859312
>>2859320
>>2859325
Time for dinner, you're stomach is going to thank you for feeding it. But the question reminds who's going to make the dinner, and what are you going to eat this evening?
You think if you should try, your hand at cooking, but you remember that you don't have a lick of experience in cooking, only the most basic of things. Like putting tendies inside two sides of breads to make a tendie sandwich.

>Who makes the dinner?
You
Mom

>What's for dinner? (Could include drink)
Mac and Cheese
Hot Dogs
Ham Sandwich
Eggs (Overeasy, Boiled, etc...)
Pasta
Cereal
Other

>>2859358
>You
>Sink Water
Get that fat shit away from me

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2859358
You make yourself some scrambled eggs. Hard to fuck up. Fucking youtube a tutorial if ur insecure.

>>2859358
>you (but ask mummy for supervision if she's not busy)
>eggs (scrambled)

gotta get that protein

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2859358
>You
>Omelette

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2859361

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2859367

>>2859366
This

>scrambled
>not soft boiled
What a gaggle of fags

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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2859366
>>2859367
>>2859373
>>2859481
Next time roll after the vote is called
>14 Success
Willpower +1 4/5
Cooking +1 1/5

Time to get some food in that belly, you think to yourself. You walk to the kitchen open up the refrigerator get out some eggs like the YouTube video said and start cooking away. The eggs are opened from there shells and placed in a bowl and beaten until the yolk is mixed in with the white. Next up they are placed in the pan to cook until they are ready to be eaten.

By the time you've finished eating, the night was come and mother was gone to sleep. As you also follow suit, you clear off the pile of dirty clothes that is layed on your bed, get under the cum stained covers and go to sleep. Happy with yourself that you are doing something well for yourself after years of wasting away in your mother's home.

>Sleep
You wake up at 12pm. It's shit, but a lot better than the usual 2 or 3pm you're used to. Maybe the exercise helped?

How do you start your day?

Choose one option
>Eat Breakfast (or skip eating?)
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else


You are
>6'3, 348lbs
>Have $250
Don't mind the roll

>>2859549
>cum stained covers
Facking start with cleaning ur room please.

>>2859549
Exercise, then this >>2859562

>>2859600
+1

>>2859549
Suck on the cum stained sheets for protein then exercise

>>2859549
>Move out to East Virginia

>>2859562
>>2859600
>>2859603
Willpower Check
1d20 Best of 3

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2859676

>>2859676
Rolan

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2859680
>>2859676
fuck lemme retry

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2859676

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>>2859678
>>2859686
>>2859691
>18 Success
Sorry about the wait. I ate some food and Was thinking of ways to spice the quest up. More about that later.

Since it's the start of the new day, what better way to spend it, then cleaning up. It'll serve a duel purpose, of exercising and cleaning. You head down to the kitchen get a hefty bag to get started. You roll up your sleeves and get started old cans, bottles, paper plates, cups, rotting food goes into the trash bag. Old piss, cum, shit bottles all get the same treatment, into the bag. After a while you're surprised just how much junk your room has within it's 8 by 8 foot walls. You tie the bag up and leave it next to the front door, and get another one or two to resume your work in your room.

Boxes, clothes, paper, plastics, old shoes, earphones and all types of matter are uncovered from the floor of your room. You even find your collection of cartoon horses under all that mess. The covers are remove from the bed, once white turned into shades of black and brown with mossy spots showering parts of it. By the end of it, the room looks livable. There still the need to wash the carpet, and vacuum the smaller bits on the ground. But you find out you have a window, behind the poptart boxes, you must have put up that thing 7 or 8 years ago. You stomach howls, and your muscles hurt for all that physical labor you done in the 4 hours of cleaning.

What do you do now?
>Eat Lunch (or skip eating?)
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else


You are
>6'3, 346.5lbs
>Have $250 Cash

>>2860269
>Food
then
>Job Research
Gotta see what's out there.

>>2860269
>Food
Then
>Research West Virginia
Let's move out of this coke filled neighborhood and move to West Virginia
https://youtu.be/1vrEljMfXYo

>>2860269
>cum on horses
>take pics
>sell pics online
then
>research West Virginia

>>2860269
>Food
>Job Search

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2860282
>>2860325
>>2860303
>>2860290
>Food
then
1 Job Search
2 Research West Virginia

Neetmaster I think you made a typo in the bin.
>>Expenses: $900
>$150 Food Rent&Bills $600 (To Mom) $100 Car
This adds up to 850

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>>2860282
>>2860290
>>2860303
>>2860325
>>2860380
West Virginia, it's been on your mind ever since Fallout 76 was announced. After making yourself some eggs you start up the computer and go searching
what makes West Virginia so special.

Close to the Nation's captial, a short hours drive to the large cities of Pittsburgh, Columbus, Baltimore, Philadelphia, or even New York if you'll willing to drive.
Lower cost of living, nature at your doorstep, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River. Country roads - all great things
It's population is sinking with each year, it's employment is not looking the best compare to other states. 94% white

It's suffering heavily in the areas of healthcare, Wages being one of the lowest in the country, maybe it'll be good if your a nature people, but you're not unless you do something to change that. Years of staying at home, make the outside world seem strange and not worth knowing.

>Knowledge of West Virginia earned
>Willpower increased to 2
Willpower checks get a +1

>Eat Dinner
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else


You are
>6'3, 346.5lbs
>Have $250 Cash


>>2860380
Thanks anon

>>2860508
>drive to West Virginia

>>2860508
>Buy a gun

>>2860508
>Drive to nearest planet fitness and sign up for membership
Someone posted this earlier and seems a good idea.

>>2860529
This

>>2860522
Why the fuck do you wanr to go to west virginia so bad anon?
>>2860531
This

>>2860531
I like the idea of planet fitness, but I think we are fat enough to drop lots of weight without a gym. I like the idea of basement dwelling and workout at home. Go cocoon mode, save money.

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>>2860531
>>2860548
>>2860573
There still sun out, and you want to head out and make sure you have a place to workout that's not just at home. You grab your car keys that are hanging on the hook next to the front door.

Outside you see your Honda Civic all ready for a joy ride, but as you get closer to the car, you see that the tires are out of air. But that's not right since they were filled last time you used it last week. On a closer look you see that the tires were stabbed through releasing the air out of it. You bet it was those Mexicans you saw yesterday that did this to your ride, but you don't have any proof and you're sure as hell no one will talk. Looking around you see the local gathering of them, as they talk with themselves loudly in Spanish, and smoke weed right there in the open with loud music blasting from the porches.

>Tires of car deflated
>Lost car transportation until fixed

With the car done for you go back home. Not even thinking of walking to Planet fitness 2 miles away.

What now?
>Eat Dinner
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else


You are
>6'3, 346.5lbs
>Have $250 Cash

>>2860692
>buy a gun

>>2860692
>Job research

>>2860692
>more exercise
Becoming fit is our number one priority.

>>2860692
>Buy a gun

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>>2860719
>>2860720

>>2860750
>>2860698
How are you guys going to get that gun? Keep in mind you live in California, which means you have to pass the Firearm Safety Certificate to be allowed to own a gun.

The gangs outside your door and with the pop tires of the car is more than enough reason to get a gun to protect yourself. Going through the motions to get an actual modern firearm in this shitty state is a nightmare or you can look into other options outside the laws of the state.

How are you going to get this gun?
>Gun Shop (10 day waiting period)
>Try your luck with one of those gang members
>Archaic gun?
>Other


>Have $250 Cash

>>2860774
>>Gun Shop (10 day waiting period)

>>2860774
>Archaic gun
Let's black powder them

>>2860774
>Archaic gun

>>2860774
>Try your luck with one of those gang members
If this means buying a gun from them then this. If not, then:
>Gun Shop (10 day waiting period)

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2860784
>>2860785
>>2860788
>>2860796
1 Gun Shop
2 Archaic Gun

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>>2860784
>>2860785
>>2860788
>>2860796
You think on where you're going to get a gun, you mind drifts to just going to the gun shop, but waiting 10 days, and paying fees just to get a permit is just too little good, too late. You also think about getting a gun from one of them, but they will just give you a marked up hi-point or just shoot you right there for your money if you try that. One option that beats the rest is a Archaic gun, yeah they are old style of guns, can't take a mag or clip, but if it works for your ancestors back home in Europe. It surely means they were doing something right.

You sit on your computer and go looking for black power gun vendors online, after some searching you find a online website that deals with this stuff in deep lengths. You are amaze at the inventory this place has with many pieces within your price range and out of it as well. If you just have to have something mother is always there to ask for a loan, or time to cash out the good boy points you been saving. After your birthday that passed last month you have well over 5k of them, 10 points of which, making 1 dollar.

Pick what you want ($250, $500 in good boy points)
>Weapons
Pepperbox Pistol (Caplock)
>$150
Springfield .58 (Muzzle-loading caplock)
>$250
Sharps Rifle .52 (Breechloader)
>$380
Sharps carbine .52 (Breechloader)
>$320
Spencer Carbine .56 (Repeater)
>$500
Henry .44 (Lever-Action Repeater)
>$500
Winchester '73 .44-40 (Lever-Action Repeater)
>$500
Double-Barral Shotgun (12 Gauge)
>$380
Double-Barral Scattergun (12 Gauge)
>$320
Colt Dragoon .44 (Cap & Ball Revolver)
>$200
Colt Army .44 (Cap & Ball Revolver)
>$150
Colt Navy .36 (Cap & Ball Revolver)
>$130
LeMat .44/65 (Cap & Ball Revolver+ 1 Shot shotgun barrel)
>$200
Colt Peacemaker .45 (Metal Cartidge)
>$300
Derringer (One or two-shot; various calibers)
>$100+
Specials Guns
$1,000+

>Weapon Accessories
Sling (For Long guns)
>$25
Bayonet
>$25
Military Gunbelt (Like Gunbelt but with Sabre Hanger)
>$90
Gunbelt & Holster
>$50
Percussion Caps, box of 50
>$10
Lead ball, box of 50
>$10
Metallic cartridge, box of 50
>$75
Shotgun shells, box of 25
>$60
Gunpowder (1 pounds)
>$20
Powder Flask
>$30
Powder Measure
>$15

This black powder shop even has a place to buy swords, axes and bows. Should you check it out?
>Yes
>No

Also Ask Mother for a cash out for the good boy points? 10 points = $1 (5k stored)
>Yes (How Much?)
>No

Ask Mother for more money than what you have in goodboy points? (Will need roll)
If you guys have any questions on the weapons just ask me.

>>2860928
Jesus christ neetmaster.
I say we get the colt navy .36 and get some ammo for it, which I think is the lead ball. If we need something later we can get it then.

>This black powder shop even has a place to buy swords, axes and bows. Should you check it out?
>no

>Also Ask Mother for a cash out for the good boy points? 10 points = $1 (5k stored)
No. We should save our gbp in case we need them.

>>2860944
Oh fuck and also
>Gunpowder (1 pounds)
>Powder Flask
>Powder Measure

>>2860928
LeMat .44/65
>$200
Percussion caps
>$10
Lead balls
>$10
Shotgun shells
>$60
Powder flask
>$30
Powder Measure
>$15
>$325 total
Gives us 9 shots and 1 shotgun round
More firepower in our hands

>No to shop
>Yes ($75)

>>2860970
Supporting

>>2860944
I'm more in favor of using a bit just to have some protection against the dangers.

We should look for a job after this.

>>2860970
Ok.

>>2860928
Do we own a bike?

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>>2860944
>Jesus christ neetmaster.
I got sources for this

>>2860970
>>2860974
>>2861048
After taking a look at the guns, you deiced to pick the LeMat .44/65. A gun that has some history to it. Made in New Orleans the highlight of it's career was it's use in the Confederate States Army before disappering with the invention of the double-action system. It holds 9-round of .44 ball, with a added bonus of having a smooth-bore secondary barrel
holding a 20 gauge shotgun shell. Giving you 10 shots in total all in a packet that can fit inside a jacket. Single action, meaning you'll have to cock it back with every shot.
Still it was the gun that you put into the cart, with the accessories to go with it. You thought about getting the Colt 1851 Navy but the LeMat won out with it's extra shots, maybe it can save you in the future.

You were ready to buy all the needed items, until you saw you didn't have enough. You ask mother for a cashout for the goodboy points. She was busy taking out the trash when you spoke with her.
She was impressed of your good work in cleaning your room, and cleaning yourself in the shower, she rewards you the $75 for free. Hoping & praying you keep up the good work. She even had the light back in her eyes.

You spend
>$345 dollars on your new firearm kit.
It should arrive in 3-5 business days.

https://pastebin.com/vU5cQbpN

One action left in the day
What do you do?

>Eat Dinner
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else


You are
>6'3, 345lbs
>Have $0 Cash

>>2861076
>More exercise
Let's do whatever excercises we are capable of without having to go outside and deal with chicanos.
I'd say get a job like this anon, >>2861002
but we can't drive for a bit since our tires are flat and stuff.

>>2861076
Also, that's a lot of information about our weapon stats. Are we going to be needing it a lot in the future?

>>2861076
Exererice. Play online. Wanted to do target practice, but ammo is low. We still need to do something we are good at. Vidya it is.

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>>2861090
>Also, that's a lot of information about our weapon stats. Are we going to be needing it a lot in the future?
Depends if you decide to stay a shut in, or want to go outside and kill some Chicanos. Since this is a sandbox game, as QM I set the world up and set goals depending on what the anons picked. You could always start a life of crime, join the military, or even try to overthrow the government rallying people to your cause. Or you can always fuck off out of the United States and go to Africa and start killing Africans just because. But what happens depends on what you guys pick.

What's I'm saying, if you have a goal in mind, and have a realistically plan to do it. Anything is possible, so don't limit yourselves. But right now you'll a Neet with no social skills

>>2861102
Let's turn or neet life around and become a real boy. The only reason we need a firearm is because of the neighborhood right?

>>2861107
>he doesn't want mug homeless girls
KEK

>>2861076
>Learn something
youtube drills on the gun we just bought

>>2861102
>goal in mind
make the spics in our street our bitches, neet gang life forever

>>2861076
>More exercise

>>2861114
We are so gross and useless. We aren't ready for that.

>>2861114
Fucking this. Once we get /fit/ we're gonna teach these beaners not to fuck with us.

>>2861114
This

>>2861117
we wil teach them the way of the internet(drugdealz&cp)

>>2861113
>>2861102
ill just switch to exercise, it it means we get this next update going

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>>2861083
>>2861123
>>2861101
>>2861115
>Exercise time

Willpower Check
Current Level 2
Gives a +1 to simple physical motivation rolls.

Roll 1d20 Best of 3

What type of exercise?
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise
>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises
>Flexibility
>Balance exercises

Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2861132
>>Balance exercises

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2861132
simple aerobic exercises

Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2861132
>Balance exercises

>>2861132
>Strength Exercise

We already huge, let's go hulk mode.

Dice+1d20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2861148
I'm drunk?

>>2861132
op!
if we can chat up a cutie31,4 training partner online, to slim down and get fit wit. do we get social skills in addition to the exercise?

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>>2861153
Maybe, if you voice chat rather than just talk with other with text. But you're have to go through the effort of finding a qt3.14 willing to chat with you, and exercise with you at the same time.

>>2861148
>>2861144
>>2861135
>>2861133
>19 Success

Today before going to bed you should be balance as a form of exercises. Practicing and improving balance is important because it can strengthen the body's core and help prevent falls. And God knows you have a weak core.

You get up from your chair and puts some workout music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

It's only the second day, but you're motivated to turn your life around. You have some trouble going Heel-to-walking, due to the stomach blocking you from seeing your feet. But after a while you get into the groove going back and forth across your room. With that done, you began the next step of standing on one foot, you do so next to the wall to support yourself if you're about to fall over and come crashing down.

You feel yourself getting stronger as well. Maybe it's time to join a gym soon, or visit /fit/ to find out what you need to do?

>Balancing increased to 2/5
>Endurance 1 3/5

>6'3, 344lbs
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB

8/3/18
After working out, you lay yourself down on some clean sheets, the one time in years. You had forgotten how comfy it was sleeping without cum. The sleep is good and quick, as you wake up on a Monday Morning, the time reading 10 oclock Maybe the exercise helped?. By this time, it means your mother is out to work leaving you all alone in your house.

How do you start your day?
>Eat Breakfast
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>>2861177
>Eat breakfast
let's ask /ck/ for some simple yet nutritous meal ideas.

Also going to sleep, will be back tomorrow same time.

>>2861179
This

Game plan
>Lose weight
>Get attributes to 5
>Mug beaners
>Get money
>Steal drugs
>Fuck qt3.14

>>2861208
>3d women
What a fag

>>2861177
i only wanted to find a qutie 31,4 lardass nerd online, and train with her in person

>>2861177
>>2861219
find lardass qutie 31,4 to train with in person.
make a forum post or sth.
if we can get fit together, maybe she will turn into a 3,14 eventually

Some ideas:
1. Adopt dogo, usually free or really cheap at a shelter. Defense against beans, forces you to walk, teaches responsibility and makes panties drop.
2. Pick up gardening as a hobby, just have mum save us tomato and pepper seeds when cooking. Learn some stuff online on /out gardening general. It will build discipline, save some money on veggies and motivate us to eat healthier. Also makes our yard look nicer and is an acceptable hobby. Have mum save used coffee powder and eggshells for fertilizer.
3. Whenever we play vidia to reward ourselves we should put on a video in the background. Either J.Peterson telling us to clean or general informational stuff on history or something. Just to have some conversation material and look smart. Whenever we have a loading screen we could also watch videos that show us how to properly use our gun. Just so that we know what to aim for when we get it and start practicing

>>2861267
i like the dogo idea, combine it with lardass qutie 31,4 to train with?

>>2861269
>>2861267
>train both dogo and qutie while simultaneously training ourself
I'm all for it but will we be able to handle all this responsibility?

>>2861269
Sure, but let's do dogo first, since dogo will help much more with acquiring the land whale than the other way around. Dog steps:
1. Check with mum, ask her to buy dog food (it will be good for us, family pet, we pay her quite a few NEET Bugs for food anyway etc.)
2.Research Dog care, training
3. Research local shelter and their adoption policy
4. Go there an acquire dogo
5.....
6. tfw Gf

Also, how about we wake up really early in the morning tomorrow ( so that the lazy beaners are all still asleep) and check the abandoned houses for tires. A lot of them probably have wrecked cars lying around and maybe some tiers are still somewhat usable. Some spare tires made from full rubber perhaps, while shit tiers you can't stab those. It just has to get us to a mechanic.

>>2861287
It will certainly be a challenge, but I think one that we can grow on. It's not like we are holding a job or getting an education as well

>>2861290
Is the doggo going to be practice before we move up to a real girl?

>>2861666
In terms of social skills? Yes. In terms of fugging? No, we are trying to stop being a degenerate here.

>>2861697
By my Satan trips, I meant both.

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>>2861179
>>2861198
First of all since it's a new day, it's time to put some meal in your stomach. But you grow tired of the same old eggs day, after day you're willing to learn simple yet nutritious meal ideas from /ck/. After going through thread after thread of shitposts, of there is "literally nothing wrong (Food mixed with something that doesn't go with the food)" "Redpill me on (Food)" "So?" "Well?" "Rate my shit" you find a thread of people asking about simple meal ideas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGKTTvrdv60
You found one that's harder than what you're normally used too, but reading anon's post you think you can handle it. While you prep the things needed, your mind drifts to maybe adopting a doge. It can protect your home from the Jumping Beans outside, adopting it from a shelter will save a animal from death, and will give you some responsibility since you'll have to clean after it and feed it daily. You're be sure to check it out online once you have the time.

Time to get that chief's hat on
>Roll 1d100 Best of 3

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2861730
Dice

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2861730

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>2861730

>>2861737
Ah yeahhhh.

>>2861751
We're the next Gordon Ramsay

>>2861737
>>2861738
>>2861742
>98 (Best Success)
Following Anon's post to the T you were able to create a fine Breakfast for yourself. You even made more than enough for the rest of the day as well, you store the leftovers in the fridge.

Sitting down at the computer you start some research on shelters near you. You find one 2 miles away, but without air the tires are useless. You could always try public transport but you'll have to be with other people in a metal box on wheels.

It's noon by now what
>EAT MORE
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>Cooking increased 4/5 +2

>>2861809
Exercise, then vidya and dogo research

>>2861809
Exercise, then you need to look for a job. Nothing makes you grow up faster than a shitty job.

>>2861819
This

>>2861819
+1

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>>2861819
>>2861827
>>2861830
>>2861814
You think the best course of action is working out. But do you really want to? You already cook yourself a great meal, you present yourself with another quandary. If it's time to reward yourself with some gaming or work out the meal you just ate.

Roll 2d100 Best of 3
First d100 is for Willcheck
Last d100 is for the exercise itself

What type of exercise?
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise
>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises
>Flexibility
>Balance exercises

Rolled 93, 63 = 156 (2d100)

>>2861844
>Balance exercises

Rolled 61, 59 = 120 (2d100)

>>2861844
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise

Rolled 27, 90 = 117 (2d100)

>>2861844
>>Balance exercises

Rolled 88, 5 = 93 (2d100)

>>2861844
>>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises

Rolled 23, 99 = 122 (2d100)

>>2861844
>Anaerobic exercises

Changing my vote to
>Balance
to tie break

>best of 3

Dropped, fuck off

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>>2861892
has been like that for awhile anon.

nice to see our neet has come a long way

>>2861903
>I'm genuinely thinking about making a quest thread where anons decide what I actually do
Think this is the only way I'll go through with shit?

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>>2861847
>>2861852
>>2861884
>>2861854
>>2861857
>93
>90

(Right now, for reference. It's basically a sandbox. You're a NEET who is rebuilding and reinventing himself. Right now, you're focused on not being such a pathetic sack of shit.
Time will speed up in the future once the success and failure of your consistent actions are determined, then slow down again when your priorities in life change.)

Motivated as heck you go back to balance exercises, as it serves as a core foundation in your road to reinventing yourself. Heel-to-toe walking, standing all one leg, all giving you the balance you need to strengthen your core and keep yourself up right.

>6'3, 342lbs
>Strength Increased: 1 1/5
>Endurance Increased: 1 4/5

After a hard workout you sit down on the computer and look for jobs around your area. Entry level jobs, since you're guessing no one since is going to take a Neet with no work experience or any record after finishing high school 9 years ago. Seems like you're in luck there are some walking distance (For U) jobs nearby needing a body to fill a position for minimal wage ($11).

>Mc D (Min wage)
Less than a mile away, 15 min walk time (30 for you), Times Varies (Days and schedules will be different depending on the day/week)

>Gas Station (Min wage)
Half a mile, 16 walk (For you), Graveyard Shift (10PM-6AM) Saturday to Wednesday (Known to get robbed every now and then)

>El Paco (Min wage)
Quarter of a mile, 8 min walk (For U) Dishwashers (9AM-5PM) Monday to Friday (Work with illegals, language barrier? Working with Felons?)

>>2861969
What job do you want to apply to?
>El Paco
>Mc D
>Gas Station
>None of them

What now?
>Eat Lunch
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>>2861974
>What job do you want to apply to?
All three. Because lets be fair, we might not even get any of them.
>What now?
Get your fucking tires fixed.

>>2861978
Sounds good +1

>>2861974
>Gas Station
>Fix our tires

>>2861978
Agreed on the jobs, but we have no money anymore to pay a mechanic or buy tires. So walk around the neighborhood looking for usable tires, preferably full rubber backup tires, but check what can even fit on our car before. There is plenty of abandoned houses and those often have weird car wrecks laying around, so maybe we can find something, nice little walk and getting to know the neighborhood otherwise.

>>2861978
This

>>2861978

+1

>>2862004
>nice little walk and getting to know the neighborhood
Idk, sounds dangerous with all those criminals around and without social skills.

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>>2861987
>>2861994
>>2862004
>>2862034
>>2862057
>>2861978
You write up a bullshit excuse of a resume lying about the last years of your life. To each of the places within walking distance, proud of yourself in making the first step out of being a Neet into a wage slave. If the job search doesn't turn up anything good, you can always try your hand at something else.

Getting off your computer you, go about getting your tires fixed. You dig through your wallet filled with used gifts cards that you keep just for the designs on the cards, and find the AAA card.

Once located you call the # on the phone, you're social anxiety starts acting up again of having to talk with a human being on the other end of the phone. But to your pleasantly surprise the human voice, is a robot's. As your hear rates slows, you dial in you are having car problems, after telling your address you have a tow truck heading to your location.

You prepare for the moment, putting on new set of clothes and waiting by the kitchen window watching the street for the truck. Once you see the truck you head outside, to speak with the man.

"Are you the guy that called about the flat tires?" He asked as he file through a clipboard in his hands.

What do you do?
>Go Full Autism
>Talk like a normal human
>Other

Roll 1d100 Average of 3

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2862127
>talk as little as possible, but when we do try to talk like a normal person.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2862127
>>Talk like a normal human
Dice.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2862138
this

>>2862135
>>2862138
Clean rolls lads
I think it would be cool if we got the gas station job and popped a motherfucker if he was alone and robbing the store. We might open a local business hero/vigilante story arc.

NeetQM where did you go?

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>>2862978
Not kill
I had to do lot of errands, I need some sleep
Good rolls

>>2862991
Sleep tight neetqm

>>2862151
i ike this idea very much! killing a robber with our ancient firearm

>None of them
Let's first fix our weight problem.
>Go look up on the internet on how to count calories and set up a 1000 calorie diet plan for yourself

Cmon NEET, you abandoning this quest as well?
Only excuse i accept is that you are out, exercising

>>2863576
He seems like he put a lot of thought into this, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and hope he returns soon.

Hope he returns, this quest looked fun

He's coming back guys, don't worry.

Been following this thread the whole time. I'm just gonna talk out loud here: if we get the job at El pacos, there are two possible outcomes I see 1. We make friends with the beaners and get them on our side/possibly open up a gang story arc 2. Our autism backfires and the Mexicans just end up fucking with us more.
We all realize we need to get in shape and I like how we've already bought some self defense (albeit a shitty single shot black powder). But physical fitness is key. I vote to buy a bike (using our oodles of good boy points left)(we can tell our mom we've been looking/got a job and possibly get more) before we spend the rest of our money on new tires. The bike will facilitate weightloss. The risk which comes with this is obviously, gang member confrontation.
I also think we should sit down with our mother and get an overall look at the family's finances. We need to be contributing to the pot and eventually moving the fuck out of the ghetto.

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>>2863729
>>2863694
>>2863682
>>2863576
>>2862978
>>2863222
>>2862143
>>2862151
Roll Average 81

Maintaining your spaghetti, you get in character for your response. Crafting your words carefully:
"That's me" You said and point to yourself, answering his question.

"Right..." He said and takes a look at your tires switching between looking at them and the clipboard.
"So, Triple A doesn't cover Towing if the tires was done by people. Mind to tell me how all 4 of your tires got a hole into them?" He asked looking at you with a glazed face.

You surpise yourself, in your mind you were on full panic mood, searching through the archive of your mind for a answer. [But taking too long will make him wonder why he was to deal with a autist like you, when he was better things to do like fuck his wife, or deal with other normies.] You think to yourself
Before you know it, you spit out the first words out of your month before making sure it's something not autism.

"Got them, while driving." You said stopping yourself from talking about how the roads would be perfect if this was ancap soicety.
"Alright, get in the truck, while I get the car ready." He said and dismissed you as he began working.
[All According to Keikaku] you think to yourself and wait in shotgun.

On the way to the autorepair place, you feel the need to use your hands in some way, be it being in your pockets, holding a phone, or turning the knobs on the radio to listen to something other than country music currently playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Op0bQfMoo
But you stay strong, and get to the shop without problems. A hour or two later the tires are patched and ready to go. But something you forget is you don't have any money in your account. But not to fear, the patch work is covered by Triple A, but after this it's going to be 20 bucks a tire.
You drive home, proud of your self for doing something on your own. Even talking with another human being without drowning in Spaghetti.

>Willpower 2 3/10
>Charisma: 1 1/5
>Business 2/5

What now? (Currently Evening) 2 Actions left
>Eat Dinner?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

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>>2863983
Checking your mail for anything about the job search. You see you got mail that isn't spam. It's from the gas station USA GASOLINE. Asking for a meeting between a set of days if has free for you to go, all at Noon.

Dates of meetings
>Tomorrow (8/4/18)
>Monday (8/6/18)
>Wednesday (8/8/18)

>Go to the meeting? (Pick a Date)
>Don't go?
>Other?

>>2864011
>>Go to the meeting? (Pick a Date)
Go tomorrow. Lets not beat around the bush.

>>2863983
>>More exercise
>Go to the meeting? (Pick a Date)
>Wednesday (8/8/18)

>>2863983
I appreciate how descriptive you are NeetQM.
Haha what a shitty fucking song/video. I didn't know country singers were becoming even gayer than they already are.
Set out some office casual clothes for the job interview tomorrow.
Eat some of the leftover food you made this morning.

>>2864030
This

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>>2864053
>>2864030
>>2864025
>>2864019
>Haha what a shitty fucking song/video. I didn't know country singers were becoming even gayer than they already are.
I liked the song :^(

You shoot off a email back to the gas station, that you'll be ready for a interview tomorrow. With this in mind you set out some clothes for the big day, and keeping a mental note in your mind that you'll shower bight and early tomorrow.
With that taken care of you, go to the kitchen and heat yourself up some of the left overs. Opening the fridge there is less than what you made in the morning. When you reach the microwave to reheat it up, there is a sticky note stuck to the door of the microwave.
It reads "Glad to see my big boy make his own food, and it tastes great :). 500 Good Boy Points"
That oddly makes you feel better, than mom is taking a notice at you. Since she's been rather distance the past years. The food is reheated and eaten you feel you're getting the hang of it.

>Cooking increased to 1
>Can now set a simple cooking schedule for the day without rolling, don't have to will yourself to do it daily
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
Added Intelligence to the stat list

What now? (Currently Night Past 8pm) 1 Actions left
>EAT MORE?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>>2864131
Exercise.

>>2864131
>>More exercise

>Any Fat burning Excercise

Our character is 6,3 we cut weight, take Brazilian Ju Jitsu or Krav Maga and we become a lethal NEET

>>2864131
Exercise

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>>2864342
>>2864331
>>2864169
>>2864163
Sorry about that anons. Was out walking the dog.

You choose to get Physical, before bed time to turn that fat into pure muscle. You may not see it, but you know a 6 pack is forming under all that fat. And once it shows you'll get all the waifus, maybe a Stacy will go out with you like they do with all the Chads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA

Roll 2d100 Best of 3
First d100 is for Willcheck
Last d100 is for the exercise itself

What type of exercise?
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise
>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises
>Flexibility
>Balance exercises

Rolled 65, 87 = 152 (2d100)

>>2864355

>>2864361
>Flexibility

Rolled 57, 82 = 139 (2d100)

>>2864355
>Balance Exercise
We're at 4/5 let's get that level increase

Rolled 2, 14 = 16 (2d20)

>>2864355
>Balance

Rolled 56, 70 = 126 (2d100)

>>2864383
Oh fuck, I'm retarded.

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>>2864376
>>2864383
>>2864361
>65
>87
You play around with the idea of just going to sleep and fuck exercising. Until you see yourself in the computer reflection, a sad excuse for a human being is looking back at you. You look away in shame, get out of the chair and start the training that make you're whole body sore, but it's something to help you lose weight.

Over the next hour, you began doing some balancing exercises, by the end of it you grew tired ready to fall asleep at any moment. But before you do you sit back down on the computer to check on what's the happenings around the world.

>Willpower 2 4/10
>Balance increased to 1
>Can now set a simple exercise schedule centered on balancing for the day without rolling, (don't have to will yourself to do it daily)

Just the same old, War in Ukraine is still happening, Russians are beating back the Ukrainians even with the West economic aid. China's economy is starting to crash, even with the government aid it's starting to freefall. Greece is demanding Istanbul from Turkey. Muslim extremists are forming underground sects in mainland Europe with bombing killing 100+ being a monthly thing.

With all that information gathered you go to bed and drift to sleep.

8/4/18 (Saturday 10AM)
How do you start your day?
>Eat Breakfast? (No more leftovers)
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
Meeting at Noon

>>2864444
Eat then exercise.

>>2864480
Cook breakfast with enough for lunch
Some cardio to boost that endurance.
Let's run around the block twice today instead of just once like we did yesterday.
dice+1d10

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>2864542
Sorry....

>>2864480
>>2864542
>>2864544
What the fuck are you guys doing? We have to get to the meeting in 2 hours.
>>2864444
>Eat, shower, drive to the meeting wearing clean clothes

>>2864550
It's like a 4 minute drive, but you're right. He probably doesn't have time for a run anyway.

>>2864559
>>2864550
>>2864542
>>2864480
Alright

Roll 1d100 Average of 3

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2864594

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2864594
Eat, shower, dress, meeting

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2864594
Ready lets run

>>2864550
>What the fuck
They are neets, they are retarded

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>>2864975
>>2864602
>>2864601
>>2864598
Two hours until the interview, you don't want to risk being late after working out or being too tired to go to it.
You go to the Kitchen and start making some breakfast. Just a simple meal for the start of the day, nothing to worry about.
You ate it once it was done and even left some for lunch once you're back from the meeting.

After eating you go to the bathroom and take a long shower making sure you get everything. You then bushed your teeth until blood came out. Seems like you're gums are not used to the toothbush just yet.
Drying yourself off, you put on the business casual clothes, and feel proud the once tight fitting clothes fit better. Check the time and see you have a hour to go, so you prepare with some motivation speechesfrom youtube of you favorite speaker. He had still had so much work to do before he passed, now it's up to others to pick up the torch, you hope you can play your part.

Checking the time once again, you see you have a half a hour to go. So you grab your keys and you're wallet and headed out the door. Mother was noone to be seen, maybe sleeping in from the long day of work she did yestday.
Typing in the address on your phone's gps, you head off to the gas station.

As you enter in the station after parking, inside the shop you see 5 customers, of those 5, 3 are South of the border descend, one black, and the last one being white currently in the shop, they are buying shakes, hog dogs, beer, sluprees, smokes, and other shit.
But the thing that really gets your attention is the beauty manning the register, but it is not a man, but a woman.
The uniform she is wearing is lined trousers colored scarlet. A white long sleeved shirt under a sleeveless jacket color like a Sapphire matching well with her eyes.
Her shoulder length blonde hair barely reaching past the collar. Her white skin was well hydrated, and before you know it you are standing face to face with her, after you abstract minded got in line.

As she saw you without anything in your hands, she asked you a question. "Sir, What will you be needing today?" She said and smiled politely at you.

Your words got stuck in your throat, as your mind raced to figure out what you were going to say.
[Is this your new boss? Your new coworker? Is she single?] So many questions so little time, before she's think you're a autist and lose it forever.
"H-" As you try to speak you feel the need to clean it. Which you did, then you start to speak. "I-I'm here for the job." You mutter to her.
"That's right, you're the guy that applied. Just wait here while I go get my father." She said and smiled before making her way to the back room.

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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2864989
Moments later you are greeted by the father. One or two inch shorter than you, skin white but darken slighty by years of work. Baby blue eyes, with a big nose, and a scarred lip stands before you.
On his neck hanged a large cross.
"Come to my office." He said on a stein face.

You followed, heading to the backroom with him. He takes a seat at the desk as you take a seat on the other side of the desk. Before you get a chance to speak, he goes first.

"Do you have a gun?" He asks.
"N-Not yet." You answer truthfully
He quitly thinks to himself as he holds the cross in his hand.
"You hate Tacoheads & Spooks? Best answer correctly or you're out of the job." He said crossing his arms.

Driven by your autism you sperb out "Yes."
He looks down, than up to you staring stare into your eyes. "Can you start tonight?"
You mutter yes. "Alright, give me your sizes, and best show up. Or I'll be coming for you."


>Got a job
>Min Wage
>Saturday to Thursdays 10pm-6am
>Boss is mildly racist?
>Boss' daughter is hot

Gun should arrive Sunday or Monday
8/4/18 (Saturday 1PM)
What now?
>Eat Lunch?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>>2864991
>More exercise
endurance, for dat lvl up

>>2865000
+1

>>2865000
+1

>>2865000
+1

>>2865000
Missed our worked out, lets get on it.

>Learn something
Learn to make meals in bulk. We will get hungry at work so let's take food. Don't want to be tempted by all the junk food and goodies there.

>>2865000
>>2865007
>>2865013
>>2865015
>>2865016
Funny thing, I forget to update our Endurance and Strength from the last workouts. :^)

>Charisma Increased: 1 2/5 +1
>Business 3/5 +1

>Strength Increased: 1 4/5
>Endurance Increased: 2 0/10
Since Strength is so low, a Endurance exercise will also increase Strength, but after a certain level. You need a dedicated workout to increase it.

Feeling like a million bucks, you choose to work out all the energy you have within your body.
Roll 2d100 Best of 3
First d100 is for Willcheck
Last d100 is for the exercise itself

https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB

What type of exercise?
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise
>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises
>Flexibility
>Balance exercises