Ten years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects.The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to most every corner of the universe now. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across much the civilized universe, most everyone now knows your name and exactly what you can do. You are idolized, loathed, adored, or feared by many different peoples across the universe. Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 741, the ten-year anniversary of the Saiyans joining the PTO. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a known base powerlevel of 976,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of Chaya, Chilli and Broly(adoptive), chosen champion of New Salda, an idol to the other Saiyans and the rest of the PTO, and, unbeknownst to you, a household name across the universe.Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJnPowerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswNArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled within the 3 rolls>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down if too meta or too out-of-established-chatacter>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: The Gladiatorshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ASu2Kl5ZL2w
>>2888612Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:After spending much of the day after the battle checking up on your allies, naming your twins, acquiring a camel, meeting an immortal and helping Raven face her biggest demon, you began your match with your giant of a friend Ubo. During the fight you’d mixed Camali’s style with the Su Ma, allowing you to hang with Ubo as his strength rose higher and higher. The match culminated in a colossal energy clash, the struggle pushing you to your limits. You’d won the clash of energies, blasting Ubo up and out of the atmosphere. But he wasn’t done yet. Once in space Ubo’s power began to rise even higher before blitzing back to thr planet’s surface, ready to go. As we rejoin Karn, Ubo is making his declaration.“C’mon Karn.” Ubo says, radiating with power. “Ubo’s just getting started!”“Damn Ubo, you’ve been holding out on me.” you say, your children all leaping back into the stands sd you pull yourself free from the wall, floating back into the ring. “Where’ve you been hiding all this power?”“Ubo’s power comes from the star.” he says, pointing to the sun. “Ubo feels stronger the closer Ubo gets to it.”“Amazing.” you say in awe, Ubo’s strength having surpassed your full power. Even with a fraction of New Salda’s strength coursing through your body, and all the training you’ve done over the past several months, Ubo’s still managed to surpass you. You feel a mix of pride in your friend’s new strength, and frustratation that he’s surpassed you as well. Seems you’ll just have to work to get even stronger! But right now, you’re nearly spent “You may be stronger than me, Ubo. But that doesn’t mean I’m giving up yet!”Well, what now?>Keep going, show everyone your resolve!>”Give me a minute to catch my breath, I was expecting that last attack to end this.”>Dragon Fist with everything you have left>Push yourself further, try and find a level beyond an Ascended Saiyan>Try and go Berserk, Ubo can take it>Drop to base Super Saiyan and have Meloka toss you a Power Ball. Golden Oozaru time!>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2888616>>Try and go Berserk, Ubo can take it
>>2888616>Drop to base Super Saiyan and have Meloka toss you a Power Ball. Golden Oozaru time!
>>2888616>Try and go Berserk, Ubo can take itThis is probably our best chance to test it where someone is able to (Hopefully) match us.
>>2888616>Try and go Berserk, Ubo can take itYou're going to hate this, trust me.
>>2888616>Try and go Berserk, Ubo can take it
>>2888617>>2888620>>2888621>>2888626>>2888630>>2888634>>2888636Try and go Berserk, Ubo can take it wins. So it begins: roll me a d100 and let’s see what happens.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>2888663nat 1
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>2888663
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>2888663
Let the Karn chimpout begin.
>>2888666You couldn't have rolled higher, satan?Not even with trip 8's and trip 6's?
>>2888682Satan isn't feeling it today.
>>2888664>>2888666>>288866751/100. Well, this is something. Writing.
>>2888682Well, you know how it is, The Champ's feeling a little tired today, and I didn't have breakfast! I'm the man that beat Cell, I could've rolled better if I wanted to!
>>2888694You can't beat cell if he hasn't shown up yet.
>>2888616“You ready to keep fighting?” the giant says, smiling and getting ready to fight you. But he stops when you transform back to your base form with a sigh. “Huh? Are you not gonna fight Ubo?”“You’re strong, Ubo.” you say, focusing intensely on what you’re about to do. “So strong, after all, that I think you can take it.”https://youtube.com/watch?v=_Ne-vSCj8p8Understanding where you’re going with this, Meloka takes the kids to the top of the arena’s stands. She knows how much destructive power you’re about to unleash, and how little control you have over it. You relax your body in preparation, focusing your mind on those painful memories of the Big Gete Star invasion. You see your daughter’s terrified face again in your mind, feeling your rage building. You focus on that rage, pulling it forth from deep within you and unleash!“RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar out, power rising as your body begins expanding and changing to accommodate all of this power. You feel your flesh beginning to tear, screaming in agony as your body explodes. The ground crumbles beneath your feet, you roaring out as your transformation finishes. You stand tall, this unstoppable power once again coursing through your veins. You lift a hand, pointing at the man standing defiantly before you. He’s standing as tall as you are, staring you down unafraid. You’ll make him afraid. “You will be first.”With that you roar, unleashing your near-infinite power. Your energy explodes out from you, you charging the defiant man. You rush headlong at him, swinging a massive fist at his head to knock him down. But surprisingly, your attack doesn’t knock him down. He steps into your hit, blocking your wild haymaker with both forearms. The hit knocks him back a few yards, feet digging two trenches in the ground. You stop upon seeing this, confused. How did he withstand that?“You’ve gotten stronger.” the wild man says, grinning at you. “But Ubo won’t lose! HAAAAA!!”He charges back at you, returning your earlier strike back at you. You punch his fist, the massive shockwave blasting you both back and tearing up the arena around you. You land back on your feet, your anger at this man rising. How DARE he try and fight you?! You feel your energy rising, the the rush of power pushing you to destroy him!But how?>Rush and beat his face in!>Rush in, grab and overpower him>Stand tall, tank whatever he throws at you>Gather your energy and fire blasts at him>Gather your full overwhelming power, blow him away in one shot>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2888826>Rush and beat his face in!
>Rush and beat his face in!>Stand tall, tank whatever he throws at you
>>2888826>>Rush and beat his face in!
>>2888826>Rush and beat his face in!>use energy punch
>>2888826>Try to remember what you used to do against people who gave you trouble. Su Ma...if you could just break through your haze of rage even a little, you might be able to utilize it here to give assault him from all sides.
>>2888859Oh i like this. Can we do this?
>>2888859changing my vote to this
Rolled 19, 27 = 46 (2d100)>>2888833>>2888840>>2888841>>2888844>>2888849>>2888852>>2888859>>2888871>>2888887>>2888923Rush and beat his face in + write in wins. Roll me a 3d100.First DC 80
Rolled 3, 67, 45 = 115 (3d100)>>2888941
Rolled 55, 18, 81 = 154 (3d100)>>2888941
Rolled 62 (1d100)ALL OR NOTHING COME ON!
Rolled 62, 87, 12 = 161 (3d100)>>2888941
Rolled 54, 9, 19 = 82 (3d100)>>2888969
>>2888950>>2888953>>288895662/100, 87/100, 81/100. Failure, success, and success. Interesting, writing.
>>2888826“GRRRAAAAAAA!!” you roar, charging headlong at him again. How dare this weakling try and stand up to your power?! You’ll destroy him for that! He shouts and charges at you as well, you both slamming your fists into each other’s again. And again, and again. You and Ubo slam your fists into each other over and over and over, neither of you able to overpower the other. Your power rises as you grow more and more frustrated, how dare this weakling try and beat you?! You strike harder and harder, your strikes becoming sloppier as you get angrier and angrier. But something feels wrong. As you stand talk trading blows, you can’t help but feel that you’re doing something wrong, like your body isn’t moving right. But then it happens. You swing for his head, but he’s not there!“Wha-?!” you shout in surprise as your fist passes through empty air, your opponent twisting clockwise around your punch. Before you can react to his unexpected movement his right fist slams into your jaw, staggering you. You backpetal a few steps, and before you can fully recover he presses the attack. His heavy fists slam over and over into you, scoring a few dozen hits on you.Su-MaYou suddenly remember what that movement was. And, more than that, you remember how to do it as well. His right fist swings for your face, but you don’t take the hit. Much as Ubo had just done, you twist clockwise around his punch, swinging your right fist in a backfist. He blocks that strike with his right arm, you continuing the movement to flip over his head and slam your knee into his face. Your blow stuns him, you launching into a barrage of powerful, crushing blows. Each of your heavy strikes slam into him, you pummeling the fool for daring to face you. Your fists rain down onto him, you ending your attack with a heavy front kick that sends him flying. He crashes into and through the far wall of the arena, disappearing from sight. You cackle madly for a moment, your power rising even higher. But wait, where’d he go?BOOMUbo smashes back through the wall and into the arena, red aura flared up around him. He looks up at you, eyes still glowing bright red.What now?>Rush and attack, keep up the pressure>Rush and Su Ma, show him who’s the better fighter>Stand tall and tank his attacks>Toss ball after ball of energy at him, keep him back and on the defensive>Your energy’s overflowing, you can’t contain it!>Other(write in)
>>2889185>Rush and Su Ma, show him who’s the better fighterProbably our best chance of reining ourself in.
>>2889185>Rush and Su Ma, show him who’s the better fighter
>>2889185>Rush and Su Ma, show him who’s the better fighter>You try to remember more of the techniques you knew. This one...was was a technique that worked extremely well with Su Ma. The Super Energy Blade!
>>2889218Uhhhhh do we want to use the Energy Blade right now? I'd rather we not end up bisecting Ubo before we come to our senses.
>>2889185>burn off some energy by firing a full-power final flash up into the air, then rush and su-ma>>2889218You trying to kill ubo, dumbass?
>>2889228Karn certainly is. Besides, Ubo can take it.
Rolled 27, 82 = 109 (2d100)>>2889191>>2889193>>2889218>>2889228>>2889230Rush and Su Ma, show him who the better fighter is wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 70
Rolled 82, 3 = 85 (2d100)>>2889259
Rolled 27, 96 = 123 (2d100)>>2889259
Rolled 29, 9 = 38 (2d100)>>2889259
Rolled 34, 22 = 56 (2d100)>>2889259
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>2889259
>BerserKarn is starting to remember techniques>but when the time comes we won't roll well enough to not be a fucking psychopathGuess the universe'll die.
>>2889261>>2889263>>288926682/100, 96/100. Both are successes, writing.
>>2889286I think remembering stuff will help with it, bit by bit.
remember guys, we need to keep getting rid of our excess energy or we'll explode.the DC gets higher every time we don't until we do, and it gets higher fast
>>2889408one way to counteract this might be to simply sustain a (relatively) low power explosive wave, essentially just constantly expel the excess energy from our body regardless of what we're doing.
>>2889411Not while the kids are here
>>2889440Meloka really should be leaving with them right about now, anyways.She's kinda dumb if she doesn't.
>>2889185“Ubo’s not done yet!” he shouts, eyes glowing brighter and brighter. You feel yourself smiling, glad the fight’s not over yet. You charge at him again, but suddenly sense something. You aren’t sure what, but you have to move. You twist through the air, moving just in time to dodge the wave of energy Ubo fires from his eyes. You roll to the right, dodging his wave as you rapidly close the gap between you and him. He ends his blast, trying to defend himself, but it’s far too late. You’ve already closed the distance, now you’ll show him who is the better fighter!“RAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!” you laughing as you shout out, body remembering the movements of the Su Ma. Your punches and kicks rain down on Ubo from every side, your friend unable to defend against your power. Wait.... Friend? You freeze, memories fighting with Ubo flashing through your mind. This momentary distraction gives Ubo an opening, one of his fists slamming into your face and knocking you back. Caught off-guard, you’re knocked backwards, flipping back and landing on all fours. You slide backwards, hands and feet carving paths through the ground as you slow to a stop. Once stopped you rise back to your feet, wiping the corner of your mouth with the back of your fist. Pulling your hand away, you see an odd, greenish liquid on the back of your... Wait, is that your blood? You feel a surge of murderous rage, your power rising to match your fury. It threatens to overwhelm your senses, but then you hear something.“GO DADDY! YOU CAN DO IT!” you hear over the rage, looking up and behind Ubo. Is that... Chaya? “C’MON DADDY, YOU’RE THE BESTEST!!”Suddenly memories of your daughter flood your mind, you clutching your head as you struggle as your rage and the memories of your daughter and family clash in your mind for dominance. Your power keeps rising and rising, attempting to drown your sanity in a sea of mindless rage. Well? What now?>Keep struggling against the rising tide of anger, try and control your rage>Use what the Guardian taught you about meditation to try and control your fury>Fire a Full-Power Energy Wave into the sky, holding in less energy could be easier to control?>Focus on your daughter, try and suppress the blinding rage>Forget controlling it, just let yourself run wild>Other(write in)
>>2889592>Fire a Full-Power Energy Wave into the sky, holding in less energy could be easier to control?>Use what the Guardian taught you about meditation to try and control your fury
>>2889592>Use what the Guardian taught you about meditation to try and control your fury>Fire a Full-Power Energy Wave into the sky, holding in less energy could be easier to control?>Focus on your daughter, try and suppress the blinding rageDaughteru best focus
>>2889592>Use what the Guardian taught you about meditation to try and control your fury>Fire a Full-Power Energy Wave into the sky, holding in less energy could be easier to control?
>>2889592>>Keep struggling against the rising tide of anger, try and control your rageWillpower is always the best tool
>>2889592>Use what the Guardian taught you about meditation to try and control your fury>Fire a Full-Power Energy Wave into the sky, holding in less energy could be easier to control?>Focus on your daughter, try and suppress the blinding rage
>>2889592>Keep struggling against the rising tide of anger, try and control your rage>Use what the Guardian taught you about meditation to try and control your fury>Focus on your daughter, try and suppress the blinding rage
>>2889592>Keep struggling against the rising tide of anger, try and control your rage>Use what the Guardian taught you about meditation to try and control your fury>Focus on your daughter, try and suppress the blinding rageBut if these are mutually exclusive, then consider my vote to be for the Meditation one most of all.
>>2889592>Use what the Guardian taught you>Focus on your daughter
>Critfail Focus on your daughter>Attack her
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>2889601>>2889606>>2889617>>2889618>>2889622>>2889623>>2889635>>2889638>>2889677Top two options are use what the Guardian taught you, and focus on your daughter to suppress your rage wins it. Alright then, roll me a 4d100.
Rolled 64, 87, 36, 89 = 276 (4d100)>>2889709
Rolled 11, 66, 70, 84 = 231 (4d100)>>2889709This will end badly.
Rolled 18, 35, 66, 49 = 168 (4d100)>>2889709
Rolled 79, 19, 19, 64 = 181 (4d100)>>2889709
>>2889714>>2889717>>288971964/100, 87/100, 70/100, 89/100. Writing
>>2889592Your power and anger keep rising, threatening to completely overwhelm your sanity. As your ki grows more and more, it becomes harder and harder to control. You try and focus on what the Guardian taught you, controlling your breathing and finding your center. But, that quickly becomes impossible.“You’re wide open!” you hear, opening your eyes just in time to see Ubo’s fist inches from your face. You have no time to move, no chance to dodge as his fist slams square into your face. For a moment your rage overpowers your senses, your ki exploding out from you in all directions in an Explosive Wave. You knock Ubo back then chase him down, slamming your fist into his gut. You hear your attack wind him, Ubo gasping for air as you grab him by his mane of hair. You lift him off his feet with one hand, then release him. With a massive, bone-crushing uppercut you send him flying, up and out of the arena. You’re about to pursue him, when again you hear her voice.“YEEEEAAAH!! GOOO DADDY!!” you hear Chaya shouting, you turning your head and seeing her cheering you on. “YOU’RE THE BEST! YOU CAN DO IT!!”Chaya. Your daughter. She’s watching you, and you can’t disappoint her. But even worse, if you lose control you could hurt her. And you will NOT do that! You again focus your mind, but instead of focusing on your energy you focus on your daughter. Her smile, her laugh, her voice, you focus everything you have on your daughter. It is the most difficult thing you’ve ever done, but soon you feel that overwhelming rage beginning to die down. That overwhelming power fades a bit as well, neither going away. But for this moment, you’re in control. Blinking a few times, you look around, seeing the state the arena is already in from this short battle. Looking around you quickly find Chaya, Meloka, Broly, Chilli and Raven all sitting together. Chaya’s floating a few feet above her seat, cheering you on. You turn to face her, pointing up at her. Meloka looks worriedly down to you, flashing immediately up into her Ascended form. But before she can react further, you smile and turn the pointing into a thumb’s-up. You watch everyone’s eyes widen in surprise, especially Broly’s. But before you can say anything Ubo returns, screaming and flying headlong at you.“Ubo not done yet!” he shouts, quickly closing in on you.What now?>Rush and attack>Rush and Su Ma>Rope-A-Dope, let Ubo wear himself out against you>Defend, see what Ubo’s got>Evade and counterattack>Scattershot, keep blasting him back and away from you>Evade and Energy Mines>Knock him further up into the air, then Hellzone Grenade>Leap away, try for a Final Flash>Dragon Fist?>Unleash your rage, go uncontrollable>Other(write in)
>>2889931>>Leap away, try for a Final Flash
>>2889931>continuous explosive wave to keep our energy down, and us in control>rush and su-ma
>>2889931>Stand your ground and slam an energy bomb into him as he gets close
>>2889931>Rope-A-Dope, let Ubo wear himself out against you>Energy Fistsinb4 Berserk is our boxer form
>>2889993>inb4 Berserk is our boxer formI prefer the term "Heavyweight"
>>2889931>>Rush and Su Ma
>>2889931>>Evade and counterattack>Knock him further up into the air, then Hellzone Grenade
>>2889993changing my vote to this
>>2890000We are the Might Fighting Karn......lets do this to Arbiter. We must Dempsey Roll his ass
Rolled 31, 90 = 121 (2d100)>>2889941>>2889956>>2889991>>2889993>>2890001>>2890007>>2890008Rope-A-Dope and Energy Fists wins it. Interesting, for this one I’ve got a few more variables here. So, roll me a 6d100.
Rolled 88, 57, 32, 11, 31, 98 = 317 (6d100)are we really ignoring the energy buildup issue this much? not one vote to keep the energy under control now that we've finally regained consciousness? We need to stay in this form for as long as possible now that we've done it once, so we can get used to being in control.>>2890032
Rolled 70, 32, 52, 46, 97, 7 = 304 (6d100)>>2890032Jesus
Rolled 71, 89, 47, 22, 19, 52 = 300 (6d100)>>2890032
GrandDragonQM can we have karn dump the excess energy in the bloodstone?
>>2890044>>2890048>>2890050So very good, very good, not so good, kinda bad, great, and great. That works.
>>2890079...oh fuck.you're a goddamn genius, why didn't i think of that?that's one hell of an easy way to do it.next round, we have to do this for sure.
>>2890079Hm, do we want to do that? Would drawing on power we generated in Berserk mode while in a more controlled form have adverse effects do you think, or does all of our energy turn into a singular type when it's put into the Bloodstone?
>>2890044>>2890048>>289005088/100, 89/100, 52/100, 46/100, 97/100, 98/100. Amazing success! Writing.>>2890079Perhaps later. Also, if you don’t remember how the Energy Fists work: they each explode after one use, and you have to keep re-energizing them.
>>2890079PRAISE THIS MAN!>>2890101Also perfect.>>2890099Just energy, its not like Berserk is god ki or anything, just a different evolutionary source we are tapping into, alongside our normal stuff.
>>2890099I don't think it'll matter if it's karn, though it might be possible that if you dumped a bunch of that legendary ki into a regular super saiyan, they might flash up to the legendary state themselves, just like a non-super saiyan with super saiyan ki. Maybe.>>2890107praise this man indeed, he just solved the second biggest problem with the legendary form.
>>2890099obviously we don't put all our energy in it just enough to keep control/not explode
GD is our power MAXIMUM?
>>2890136OUR POWER IS MAXIMUMER!
>>2890160HE'S SO GODDAMN COOL
>>2890160>>2890136I wonder how much everybody on the planet is freaking out right now.Pretty much everybody left should be able to sense energy now, right?
>>2890219I wonder if we've started blowing up scouters yet.>Karn: PL=YES
>>2889931As he charges in, you realize you can’t really keep yourself under control and fight Ubo at the same time. Or can you? You suddenly get an idea, and it just might work. Ubo closes in faster and faster, you moving quick. You quickly make your Energy Fists, both hands glowing bright green as Ubo swings down at you.“HAAAAAAAAA!!” you shout, swinging your right energy-clad fist up at Ubo’s incoming punch. Your fists slam into each other, your blast exploding up at Ubo. Your blast knocks him back, the ground cracking beneath your feet as the recoil travels through your body. While Ubo’s off-balance you press the attack, slamming your left Energy Fist into his jaw and knocking him away. “GOOOO DADDY!!” you hear Chaya cheering hysterically. “GOOOOOOOOOO!!”You turn back to Chaya and give her another thumbs-up, reenergizing your fists then pursuing Ubo. He recovers as you approach, swinging again at you. You block his strike, lifting your leg up to blocking his punch. The hit sends you back to the ground, landing on your feet as Ubo presses the attack again. But this time, you lean back, dodging his strike. You feel yourself smirk as Ubo’s eyes widen in surprise, him again punching at you. Again you lean back, his fist narrowly missing you. He swings another dozen times, you dodging each one of his strikes. He then switches it up, moving into the movements of the Su Ma.You quickly learn, however, that this fighting style is inferior to the Su Ma. As Ubo flips, rolls, and spins around you, you’re unable to dodge his attacks in time. He strikes you over and over and over, pummeling you from every side as you try to evade his attacks. As he strikes you over and over and over, you feel your control over your rage slipping as you grow more and more frustrated. You have to change the pace of this battle, now.“HRRRRRAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, twisting around as Ubo flips over your head. His face is full of shock, jut before you slam your Energy Fist right into it. Your attack stuns him, you unleashing explosive punch after explosive punch into Ubo’s chest and face. You score a good few dozen hits before Ubo howls out, blasting you back with an Explosive Wave as well. His attack sends you sliding back around a dozen feet, you skidding to a stop. You and Ubo stare each other down, you seeing him panting in exhaustion. You know you should probably feel tired, but for some reason you don’t. Your energy, however, is no longer rising, but falling.What now?>Rush and attack, try and end this now>Rush and Su Ma, try and end this now>Super Explosive Wave, end this big>Knock Ubo airborne then Hellzone Grenade>Final Flash, pour everything into this last hit>Transform back down, it’s over>Other(write in)
>>2890264we were already do that so much they had to upgrade them to prevent it, so in theory we shouldn't be.at least not any on new salda. nearby planets, maybe...
>>2890324>Transform back down
>>2890324>Rush and Su Ma, try and end this now
>>2890324>>Rush and Su Ma, try and end this now
>>2890324>>Knock Ubo airborne then Hellzone Grenade
Rolled 30, 85, 62 = 177 (3d100)>>2890334>>2890336>>2890352>>2890366>>2890393>>2890406Rush and Su Ma, try and end this now wins it. Roll me a 3d100, and let’s see who wins it.
Rolled 2, 34, 35 = 71 (3d100)>>2890411
Rolled 43, 2, 49 = 94 (3d100)>>2890411
Rolled 5, 9, 70 = 84 (3d100)>>2890411
>>2890414>>2890416>>2890417Well, we beat Ubo in 2 out of 3. Hopefully that's something.
>>2890414>>2890416>>289041743/100, 34/100, 70/100. Success, failure success! Well done, writing.
Well, looks like we still need practice.But we did it! We managed to get and maintain control! We can do it!Now it's just a matter of mental training. We need help from the guardian and raven for that, and we can do it alongside broly for bonus dad points.
>>2890423Ubo stronk, i'm glad the big ol' lump is our buddy.I'm glad we didn't kill him that day, the random character you were just going to throw away.
>>2890429Heh, isn't Ubo basically like Ohgie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL6AzyYGDrs
>>2890641CREEPSWORK GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE
>>2890324https://youtube.com/watch?v=e_xzf3Raq80“This is it.” you say, flaring your green aura up around you. Ubo flares his red aura up around him as well, debris flying everywhere as you both gather up what’s left of your declining powers. This is it. “I’ll end this now!”“Ubo won’t lose!” he shouts, you both simultaneously exploding off the ground at each other. This will be the final clash.“HAAAAAAAAAA!!!”“GRRRAAAAAA!!!!”Ubo flies at you, you charging right back at him. He goes for a big right again, you making it seem as if you will as well. But at the last moment you change your move, frontflipping up and over Ubo. He’s caught completely unprepared for your move, you flipping uninterrupted and kicking Ubo in the side of the head. Your hit lands solidly, you taking advantage of his opening and unleashing. You pummel Ubo over and over, your fists and legs crashing into him but it’s not enough. Your strength is dropping faster and faster, Ubo’s strength not dropping nearly as fast as yours is. Your hits keep slowing down, Ubo able to start blocking your hits. You swing at him another dozen or so times, steam beginning to rise off of your body as you feel yourself beginning to shrink back to normal. Ubo seizes the opening, and begins his counterattack.“Not Enough to beat Ubo!!” he shouts, his heavy fists crashing into you over and over again. Ubo rains several dozen sledgehammer blows upon you, then with a two-handed axe-handle knocks you from the air. You crash down hard to the ground, the impact kicking up a massive cloud of dust. You struggle back up to your feet, feeling completely drained. You look up, Ubo diving down at you. With the last of your strength you leap back, narrowly avoiding Ubo’s diving attack. He smashes hard into the ground, and doesn’t move. You land akwardly, dropping to your hands and a knee as you wait for Ubo to rise.But he doesn’t.“U-Ubo?” you call out weakly, but he still doesn’t get up. As the dust clears, you see Ubo’s laying passed out in the newly-made crater. It’s over.“Ubo!” Raven shouts as the dust clears enough for her to see, the witch leaping down at him. But she’s not alone.“DADDY, YOU WON!!!” Chaya shouts, her and your sons all shouting and leaping down to you. You did it.cont
>>2890688>he passed the fuck outWell, all power comes at a cost after all.He's probably tired as fuck.Meanwhile, karn... maybe he calmed down *too* much?Does the infinite power generation cease if you're not enraged enough?
inb4 karn passes out again
>>2890703Well, we didn't actually get injured this time, at least nothing worth mentioning.We're real low on ki since legendary kinda just crumpled, but i don't think there's anything that should make us pass out this time.God damn i can't wait to use this on trunks>"Hey karn! i've been training my ass off, there's no way i'll lose this time! I'm going to break you like you tried to break me!">karn literally goes full broly and then releases the timebreaker seal>"H-Hey karn, buddy, you know i was just kidding, right? Oh kami, please no"
>>2890724speaking of that whole side of things, was towa watching that match? or anyone else?i'm sure quite a few people are going to be interested in the fact that karn managed to regain his senses in that form.frieza_fully_erect.png
>>2890724It would be nice to have a Broly-tier moment with the boy.
>>2890736I bet we could pull off a grinder variant by just grasping his entire head with both hands and forming a super energy bomb.
>>2890736I think if we go Berserk while fighting Trunks he might just break down and start crying right then and there.
>>2890773i wonder how many times trunks has tried to beat the berserk karn mission, and if he ever actually has.
>>2890688Chaya hits you like a wrecking ball, knocking you flat on your back. Broly and Chilli aren’t far behind, your kids all piling on top of you. You weakly chuckle out, holding them all to you as Meloka flies down, getting under one of Ubo’s massive arms and lifting the giant, Raven making a portal and the three of them going through it. It closes behind them, you focusing on what your kids are shouting.“Wooooow!” Chilli shouts, awestruck. “Daddy’s amazing.”“You’re the bestest ever!” Chaya shouts, hugging your neck. “My Daddy’s the best!”Over the shouting, however, you notice Broly is very quiet. Looking down at him, you see he’s looking at you with an odd look. Before you can ask him what’s wrong, however-“Bravo, Karn!” you hear a familiar voice calling out. You see Komand’r, Turles, and Koriand’r all drop down from the air, the black-haired princess applauding you. “Now THAT was a fight!”“Who’re you?” Broly demands, flashing up to a Super Saiyan and standing defensively between you and the two Tamaraneans.“Oh, now isn’t he just adorable!” Koriand’r shouts, rushing at Broly with outstretched arms. Broly reacts predictably, firing a wave of energy at her. The Tamaranean princess blocks the attack, yet is still caught off-guard by your boy’s power and gets knocked back to her sister and Turles. This catches Komand’r’s eye, the older sister looking at Broly like a shark looks at dinner.“Well well, what do we have here?” she asks, taking in Broly. “Your son, Karn?”Well?>Of course he is>Adopted son, really>What’s it to you?>All three of these are my children>No, of course not>Other(write in)
>>2890780>WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKING HEALTH BARS?!>WHY DO HIS BASIC ATTACKS DO SO MUCH FUCKING STAMINA DAMAGE?!>WHY DOES EVERYTHING FUCKING TRACK!?
>>2890814>Of course he is>What’s it to you?try not to pass out btw
>>2890814>Of course he is
>>2890814>All three of these are my childrenWe managed to win a fight, and didn't pass out immediately? Am I on the right quest?
>>2890814>>Adopted son, really
>>2890814>>2890828second.Also I assumed the not passing out was stated,
>>2890841>Am I on the right quest?Well we didn't get insta-gibbed all the way to Otherworld, so we can't be in Dragonball Quest.
>>2890841Look at what you just went through, then compare it to the 6-thread long battle other day. Comparatively, this wasn’t anywhere near that extreme.>>2890866Kek.
>>2890814>Of course he is>What’s it to you?
>>2890880 I am excited for our first death though. I can't wait to kill our enemies all over again.
>>2890893>First deathWhat makes you think we'll be getting any second chances?
>>2890897>implying we won't hitch a ride on the murder express AKA Doom Guy when he invades Hell againPlus Meloka would definitely be down to break into Hell to get us out.
>>2890897Because Meloka and Frieza would probably turn entire star systems inside out looking for a way to resurrect us if we died. Also Towa shenanigans.
>>2890905The problem is probably with Yemma. Since he has power over the dead. And probably not in a "Look at how big my muscles are" kinda way but a "this shit is literally ghost god magic so you can fuck right off"
>>2890828>>2890833>>2890841>>2890852>>2890853>>2890882Of course he is, what’s it to you? wins it. Just for flavor’s sake, roll me a d100.DC 40
>>2890927Final Flash solves all problems
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>2890928
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>2890928
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>2890928
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>2890928
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>2890928this is for Broly getting emotional, isn't it
>>2890944Damn, little too late. Oh well, 86 is a good result.
>>2890936>>2890938>>289094286/100. Success, writing.Enjoy the bonus
Katamari Damaci level: New Saldahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es>Start in a random saiyan's house, rolling up a scouter, food, pieces of clothing and clutter.>Roll up furniture, armor, the owner of the house (TATSU).>Go outside and start rolling up more saiyans, alongside alien PTO soldiers and covenant corpses and debris.>Maneuver through the dense forests and pick up a few mysterious shaggy-haired beings on the way.>Roll through the guardian's tower, picking up all of his ancient memorabilia and the guardian himself.>At this point you start picking up bigger and bigger shit, small ships and trees and then whole buildings.>Sweep up a group of oozaru training for control, now mouthblasts occasionally shoot out from your ball, but you cannot stop.>You sweep across the city with relentless vigor and purpose. You come across the arena.>Your ball is finally large enough to just barely touch the individuals fighting in the air. You add Karn and Ubo to the ball.>You've collected all the Super Saiyans! You unlocked the SUPER KATAMARI BALL, and the LEGENDARY SUPER COUSIN!
>>2890814At this Broly hesitates, you seeing a cruel edge appear to Komand’r smile. Yeah, no. You’re stopping this before she says anything more.“Of course he is.” you say, Broly turning to look at you with a look of surprise, tears beginning to form in his eyes. Komand’r seems surprised by what you said as well, but is far better at hiding her reaction. However, Koriand’r charges again at Broly while he’s distracted, snatching your son up. You watch his eyes widen in surprise, yelping as he’s unexpectedly snatched up from the ground and wrapped in the Tamaranean princess’s arms. She squeezes him to her chest, exclaiming out in joy.“You are the most adorable little Super Saiyan I’ve ever seen!” she shouts, Broly struggling unsuccessfully to get away from her grip. You were so absorbed by what was happening with Broly, you almost didn’t notice it. But you feel a sudden spike in someone’s ki, you turning to the source and see-“Chaya?” you say, watching your daughter. Her cheeks are a little red and her fists and teeth are clenched, looking angrily at the Tamaranean woman holding Broly captive in her embrace.“Get off merrfffff!!” Broly shouts, Koriand’r burying the young boy’s face and holding him to her. You watch on with a mix of pride and awe as Chaya’s energy surges upward, her hair standing on end as a golden aura surges up around her. Is she really...?“Let. Him. GOOOO!!!” your daughter roars, exploding off the ground at Koriand’r. She’s caught completely by surprise, her tiny fist slamming into the princess’s jaw. She drops Broly in shock, your son leaping back to you. But Chaya doesn’t stop, unloading a dozen punches to the princess’s face before kicking her back. Koriand’r staggers back, unready for your daughter. But before she can keep up the attack, someone else steps in.cont
>>2891171>Broly got a face full of that tittyN-not even jealous
>>2891171>This catches Komand’r’s eye, the older sister looking at Broly like a shark looks at dinner.>At this Broly hesitates, you seeing a cruel edge appear to Komand’r smile.Begone THOT. No straight shota /ss/ bullshit will happen with anybody under our wing.
>>2891171>“Chaya?” you say, watching your daughter. Her cheeks are a little red and her fists and teeth are clenched, looking angrily at the Tamaranean woman holding Broly captive in her embrace.I can't tell if she likes Broly or if it's just sisterly concern.
>>2891236She totally likes Broly.
Yes! I was always hoping for a Present Chaya X Broly hook up and I think this is good proof of it happening in the future!
>>2891171“Not bad kid. I wondered how long it would be before you took after your old man. Seems Bardock’ll owes me some credits before I go.” Turles says, flashing up into a Super Saiyan as he blurs inbetween Chaya and Koriand’r. He catches your daughter’s tiny fist with his palm, turning to Broly as he keeps blocking her strikes with one hand. “Broly, hold her until she calms down.”“R-Right.” he says, and with that Turles tosses Chaya right at Broly, the boy catching her in a full nelson. Chaya struggles for a moment, Broly whispering in her ear until she calms down. You watch as her golden aura fades, hair falling back down limply on her head as her power shrinks back to normal. You couldn’t catch whatever Broly said, but it seems to have calmed her down. However, you’re still too impressed to say anything. Since when could Chaya do that?“Anyway, we didn’t come here just to watch your fight.” Turles says, turning to you.“That’s right.” Komand’r says, walking up beside Turles and wrapping herself on his right side. “We’re headed back to Planet Azar, along with the Ambassador here.”Wait, Ambassador?>Congrats Turles>Good luck with that>Wait, you’re leaving?>You? And her?>Did you ask King Vegeta about this?>Other(write in)
>>2891239B-b-but what about Chaya X Vegata? Let's face facts there is literally no better girl for him right now.Though I really don't care, Broly is great too
>>2891317>You? And her?>Congrats Turles
>>2891317>You? And her?Not in an incredulous way, just as confirmation.>Congrats Turles>I assume you asked King Vegeta about this?
>>2891317Speaking of the Champion Christmas form, we should set up training for any survivors who transformed and get them to actual Super Saiyan,
>>2891328We'll just have to see who Chaya herself picks.
>>2891317>>Congrats Turles>You? And her?
>>2891331>>2891337>>2891363You? And her? And Congrats Turles wins it. Writing.
>>2891317“Wait hold on.” you say to Turles. “You? And her?”“Aww, what’s that? Is the big bad Karn getting jealous?” Komand’r taunts you, grinding suggestively up and down Turles’s side. Seeing how her sister’s acting, Koriand’r pouts for a moment then begins copying her sister. Your kids are all watching them confused, Broly suddenly putting Chaya down.“Good for you, Turles. And congratulations on becoming ambassador” you say, struggling and pushing yourself back up to your feet. You shuffle over to him, holding out your hand. He clasps your arm, you both nodding to each other. You release him, then tap the side of your head. “If you ever need anything man, you know how to reach me.”“Same to you.” he replies telepathically, you both then laughing as the two Tamaraneans look curiously between the two of you. Before they can ask what’s going on Raven’s portal opens back up, Meloka and Raven coming back through. Meloka takes one look at the Tamaraneans, eyes narrowing but saying nothing.“Ready to depart then?” Raven asks the trio.“Yeah, let’s go.” Turles says, Raven opening a portal back to Planet Azar. They all walk through without looking back, Raven shutting it behind them.“Glad she’s finally gone.” Raven says after a moment with a sigh. “She’s like a giant toddler.”You try to keep it in, but you can’t help yourself. You burst out into laughter, clutching you ribs as spasms of pain suddenly explode through your chest. Meloka’s instantly by your side, you waving her concerns off as you force your breathing under control.“I’m fine, I’m fine.” you say, your excitement coming through. “But more importantly, did you sense what happened to Chaya?”“I, no what?” Meloka asks you, suddenly even more concerned. She turns to your daughter, and seeing she’s fine looks back to you, confused. “What’s going on?”Well?>She finally did it!>Do you wanna tell her Chaya, or do you want me to?>Go on, tell her Chaya>Come on Chaya, show your mother what you did>Other(write in)
>>2891623>>Come on Chaya, show your mother what you did
>>2891623>>Come on Chaya, show your mother what you did>>Other(write in)Throw her at a cliff to draw out her hidden power.
>>2891628Supporting>>2891630This isn't Naruto, she can fly rather easily
>>2891658What do you mean Naruto? We're training her Piccolo style.
>>2891669Jiraiya threw Naruto off a cliff in order to get Naruto to consciously draw on the Kyuubi's power for the first time. Also, I don't think (1st edition) Piccolo training would work on someone far stronger than Kid Gohan
>>2891691Piccolo training works on everyone.
>>2891623>Come on Chaya, show your mother what you did
>>2891628>>2891630>>2891724Come on Chaya, show your mother what what you did wins. Roll me a d100.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>2891737Nat 1 Inc.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>2891737
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>2891737JUST
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>2891737
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>2891737
>>2891745>>2891757>>289175888/100. Good roll, writing.
So proud of our baby girl. She already living up to the potential her Future Self showed.
So for our training in the gravity chamber, let's not forget to crank up the heat to lead-melting temperatures and reduce the atmospheric pressure to edge-of-space levels, shall we?gotta start on that hyperbolic training, lads.
>>2891623“Chaya, come here.” you say, coughing again and dropping to a knee. she runs over worriedly, you putting your hand on her head. “I’m so proud of you, kiddo.”“Y-Y-Y-You are?” she asks you, eyes wide.“Of course kiddo.” you say, ruffling her hair. “You finally did it. Now, show your mother what you showed me. Show her what you can really do!”“O-Okay!” she shouts, regaining her enthusiasm. She turns to Meloka, closing her eyes and clenching her fists. At first you feel nothing, watching side-by-side with Meloka, Broly and Chilli as your daughter struggles to once again unleash her hidden power. She fights on, struggling desperately to unlock her power again. But after a few moments she lets out an aggravated, defeated breath.“I, I can’t do it!” she pouts, you noticing her power rising slightly. Her hair begins standing up slightly, aura appearing slightly around her. “It’s too hard!”“C’mon Chaya, don’t give up!” you say, your daughter turning towards you. You then talk to Broly telepathically as she turns. “Broly, you need to encourage Chaya too. Show her that you believe in her!”“Y-You can do it!” Broly suddenly shouts out, Chaya’s eyes snapping open and focusing on the boy. “You can do it! Chaya!”You can feel it as soon as Broly’s shout ends, the weakened inner barrier within Chaya again crumbles. You feel her inner strength again soaring, you smiling: she did it. You watch on proudly as Meloka gasps in surprise beside you. Your little girl’s hair stands up, a reddish tint to it as her now-golden aura explodes out around her. She roars at the top of her lungs, the color in her eyes disappearing as she stands tall. Your daughter did it!-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 58 paused-
>>2891982>THE POWER OF A GOD
>>2891982we need to immediately put our hand on her head and funnel in some super saiyan ki, allow her to flash up to a proper super saiyan once again.after that, i'm sure she'll be able to use false super saiyan at will
>>2891982And that’s it for tonight, everyone having fun? Glad you took the first step towards controlling Berserk, and enjoying Chaya doing her best? All this and more, when we resume at 11am EST.>>2891991???>>2891999Are you sure you want to take her moment like that?
>>2891999Eh, doubt that will be necessary. It seems like she'll probably be able to call on it at will now, with some effort mind you.
>>2892017Kinda, yeah.I want to tell her to memorize the feeling of the form she's currently in, then flash her up to super and have her memorize that feeling too.I want her to feel the difference, to make it easier on her in the future. Plus i don't want her to pass out for a week or something.
Glad our girl's growing up. Also GD, how's Broly taking our (slight) control of Berserk?
>>2892025There’s plenty of time for that later. Like when you’re not riding on the edge of exhaustion.>>2892028She is. And Broly’s both impressed and jealous. He wanted to figure it out first and show you.
>>2892056Heh. Our son hasn't surpassed us yet. Keep on trying boi and I'm sure you'll get there one day.
>>2892093>Keep on trying boi and I'm sure you'll get there one day.One day he very well could.
>>2891236Both?>>2891328Not true, she picked him in an alternate reality, no reason she wont pick Broly in this one.
>>2892093>>2892167>>2892056>Inb4 Trunk's BOI's it again and lets his batshit insane Broly find out about his better off counterpart.Screaming retard intensifies.
>>2892273>yfw Trunks encounters an alt version of our Broly from the future except Chaya was killed and Broly got Majin'd and said Broly somehow recognizes the BOI
>>2891623>You try to keep it in, but you can’t help yourself. You burst out into laughter, clutching you ribs as spasms of pain suddenly explode through your chest.
>>2892273>canon retard Broly meets our timeline calm Broly>seeing a younger version of himself not in the way he has become pierces through the tardrage of canon Broly>for once, canon Broly calms down ever so slightly, enough to pat his alternate younger self on the head without obliterating his skull>a single tear goes down canon Broly's face
>>2892273Kek.>>2892303>Broly recognizes the BoyWouldn’t be a good day.>>2892370Kek.>>2892372>He then sees your timeline’s Kakarot
>>2892397>Broly is Kakarot's cool older friend>Tries to be as cool as him and his other friend Chaya>Is Trunks to Chilli's Goten>The three get up to fun times, or as cool and fun as uber powerful warrior childrenHow does Broly handle being a big brother when Raditz is just an asshole?
>>2892397>KakarotKAKAROOOOOOOOOT!>>2892404>comparing any of our children to Goten and Little TrunksFucking rude
>>2892419Our kids are better then them true, but the idea of taking their gimmick away from them and doing it better in front of the BOI is to tempting to resist.
>>2892397>He then sees your timeline’s Kakarot
>>2891982“You did it, you did it!” Chilli shouts, running up to Chaya. Broly runs up as well, your boys both hugging Chaya. She loses control of the imperfected form, returning to normal and laughing with her siblings.“Wh-When?” Meloka asks, transfixed by her daughter. You turn to her, surprised to see her eyes starting to tear up as she smiles. “When did my little girl start to grow up?”“She takes after her mother.” you say, putting an arm around Meloka and chuckle as your kids all collapse into a giggling pile. You watch as they all begin playing amongst themselves, you sitting back to the ground in exhaustion. You watch your children play for awhile, then calling them that you’re going back home. They decide to stay out playing, you telling them to enjoy themselves as you and Meloka slowly fly back to your ship. When you arrive, you’re surprised to see the lead scientist there, as well as several of his assistants. You land by the elderly Saiyan, him turning to you.“Well well, if it isn’t the great hero himself.” the older Saiyan says good-naturedly, you both clasping forearms. “You could protect the whole planet, but couldn’t at least keep this ship intact?”“Next time I’ll just protect this ship over your scrawny hide, save me an earful.” you reply, you both sharing a chuckle. “So, what’s the damage?”“It’s not as bad as it could be.” he replies, pulling up pages and pages of information, text, and diagrams of different ship components. “But your ship’s not going anywhere, at least not anytime soon. Engine’s shot, gravity controls are blown, and the navigation computer’s been obliterated. It’ll be at least a month, maybe two before your ship’ll be spaceworthy again.”“...Buuuut?” you ask, knowing he’s waiting for the question.“But we could do so much more with your vessel!” he exclaims excitedly, pulling up enough diagrams, charts, and figures to make your head spin. “Upgrading weapons, navigation, engines, shielding, healing facilities, the possibilities are near-endless! What do you say, want to upgrade while we’re fixing your ship? It will take longer to have your vessel spaceworthy, but the upgrades could be worth it.”Well? Keep in mind, each upgrade will add additional time until your ship will be ready>No thanks, I need my ship ready to go as soon as possible>Upgrade the engines>Upgrade navigation>Reinforce the hull>Upgrade the shields>Improve the weapons systems>Upgrade the medical facility30 minute vote
>>2892447>Upgrade the medical facility>Upgrade the shields>Improve the weapons systemsI figure anything that can punch through our shields would eat through any hull.
>>2892447>Tell the Doc our planned Deathmatch with Arbiter>Then proceed to have any and all upgrades we can get done in that time frame before we have to leave.>Medical Facility first.
>>2892447Oh shit yes, backing >>2892459 instead. Ignore my post in >>2892461. The "any and all upgrades we can before we leave" is so much better use of our time and their time.
>>2892447>Upgrade the medical facility>Upgrade the engines>Upgrade the shields
Where the fuck is Cooler?! I want our promised IT
>>2892457>>2892459>>2892462>>2892470Write in, with medical facility first wins it. Writing.
>>2892447“Can’t have these upgrades taking too long.” you say thoughtfully, hand to your chin. “I will be leaving sometime soon to drop my challenge to the Arbiter at the Battledome. But I don’t have a timeframe yet, Lord Freeza is still speaking with Vox and getting that set up. So do whatever upgrades you’ll have time for, but the most important is getting the medical bay improved.”“So you’re going after that bastard after all, huh?” he asks, you looking to him questioningly. He sees the confusion on your face, chuckling a bit. “When we’d heard the Supreme Kai ended the battle, many of us thought you’d end up going after him anyways. Don’t worry about your ship, we’ll get you back up and running as soon as possible.”“Thanks, I appreciate it.” you say, the two of you again clasping forearms. You walk away from him as he begins shouting orders to his subordinates, you and Meloka walking inside. You take your gear off, clean and dry yourselves off, then crawl into bed. Sleep comes near instantly, that form having sapped your strength. You feel the darkness take you, drifting off to sleep.You aren’t sure how long you slept, but suddenly you feel that you’re awake. Opening your eyes as well as your senses, you see your family are all back in your room asleep. Meloka is sleeping soundly in your arms, your kids all laying peacefully in their bed in a tangled pile of limbs. You smile at them, enjoying the moment, but something feels.... off. You can’t place it, but something doesn’t quite feel right. You can’t help but wonder if you’re just imagining things, you can’t see or sense anything wrong.What will you do?>Simply lay there, enjoy the silence and relaxation>Wake Meloka, enjoy the silence together>Wake everyone up, it’s time to start the day>Sneak up and out of bed and get something to eat>Sneak up and out of bed, you can’t shake the feeling something’s wrong>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2892605>Sneak up and out of bed, you can’t shake the feeling something’s wrong
>Sneak up and out of bed, you can’t shake the feeling something’s wrong
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>2892611>>2892613>>2892616>>2892626Sneak up and out of bed, you can’t shake the feeling something’s wrong wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
Rolled 53, 63 = 116 (2d100)>>2892674
Rolled 47, 100 = 147 (2d100)>>2892674
Rolled 17, 44 = 61 (2d100)>>2892674
>>2892680>>2892693>>289276453/100, CRIT/100 Amazing success! Apologies for the delay, but I won’t be back to write for over an hour.
>>2892693Fuck me, when was the last time we had one of these?
I swear to fucking God if it's another Yautja were gonna eviscerate them
>>2892948Probably is, unless its our BOI senses being tripped. That little bitch would do it on our day off.
>>2892955If it is him, I hope he's ready for a big green Saiyan beam
>>2892948>>2892955Maybe some kind of robotic spy? They don't tend to emit any sort of measurable ki signatures at all. Or something that was left in the refrigeration unit and developed sentience and is now exploring the confines of its new world?
>>2893012>Food left in the fridge>On a saiyen ship>A saiyen ship with saiyen kidsAre you stupid or high as balls right now, and can I get whatever your taking?
>>2892955>tfw BOI senses become so keen you can sense him through time itself>BOI pops in to existence and immediately is being punched in the face>[PTSD INTENSIFIES]
>>2893044You know, I'm actually genuinely curious whether Saiyan kids' ravenous hunger makes them able to chow down on veggies and other foodstuffs like that, or if their Saiyan parents force them eat their veggies like everyone else.
>>2893057Probably the former, and the later only rarely if they somehow get sick. Although with Captain Silver and Jim cooking dinner I doubt they don't scarf everything he puts in front of them.>>2893054We could totally do that. And if it is him, we shall make him crap his pants, again, then kill him, watch him cheat back to full health, kill him again, then let his girlfriend rescue his ass without fighting and leave. Again.
>>2893065At this point we should probably just pencil in time to kill Trunks on a regular basis. Maybe every other Wednesday would work?
>>2893141If we do that then he will try for Tuesday when we aren't watching.
>>2893152So Thursday then.
>>2893217Pretty much everyday that isn't a weekend or Friday night, that's couples night for everyone.
>>2893222Yeah I'd hate to hold up Ray Ray and Ubo. We should probably ask Frieza what wine to bring for next time.
And I’m back! Writing.
My apologies guys, but I’m not gonna be able to keep writing for a while today. Hopefully I’ll be back in a few hours, I’ll try to keep you guys updated.
>>2893531Hope everything goes well!
>>2893582>>2893774This absence is for my little bro, who’s on his 2 weeks of leave before his company’s getting shipped out to Syria.
>>2893837Wait, didn't that already happen?Have the timelines shifted again?is that how hard basedgoy got btfo?
>>2893844He was sent to 29 Palms to prepare, he’s just got his two week’s which ends Tuesday, and he ships out for a seven month tour before the end of the month.>spoilerKek.
>>2893863>>2893837God bless and god speed
I’m going to go ahead and try finishing up tonight’s thread here shortly. Next post within the next hour.>>2893920Thanks anon.
>>2892605You can’t shake the feeling something’s wrong. Moving as quickly and quietly out of bed as you can, you get out of bed successfully without waking Meloka. You move from the room, locking your family safely away inside as you go out into the halls investigating. As your door shuts and locks behind you, you look up and down the halls, extending your senses. You see nothing, feeling the energies of your crew and the injured still receiving treatment in the Medical Bay. But you still can’t sense any ki out if the ordinary. But something’s off. You don’t know what, but something’s wrong. You stand there, looking up and down the empty halls. But you’re not alone. You’re not sure how you know this, but you are certain. Someone, or something, is watching you.“Come on out.” you say, folding your arms and lean against the door. You wait a moment, then when you don’t get an answer you clench your fists, transforming up into a Super Saiyan. “I know you’re in here, show yourself.”SilenceNothing. Well, perhaps the threat revealing itself was too much for you to hope for. You begin walking down the hall towards your the Gravity Chamber. You can feel the threat following you, you avoiding turning around to look at it. Instead you walk into the Gravity Chamber, leaving all the doors open. You walk into the middle of the room, turning around and facing the doors.“Come on out and get me.” you say, crossing your arms. “I’ve got things to do, I don’t have all da-“Sensing danger behind you, you quickly twist, activating your Energy Blade. Your blade is suddenly caught between a pair of ancient, weathered hands, holding your blade at bay mere inches from his face.“Impressive, Super Saiyan.” an old, mustached man says. “Your powers of observation are as astute as rumored, Karn.”“Zoldyck.” you say, recognizing him and Ascending in a burst of sparks. You dissipate your blade, leaping back and dropping into your stance. Despite you still not sensing any power from the elderly assassin, you’re taking no chances. You know how powerful his son was, and how he and his kind operates. He simply holds up a hand, seemingly completely relaxed.“Be at ease, Karn.” he says, waving you off. “I’m not here to fight you. I merely wished to offer you some advise, and give you a warning.”“A warning?” you ask him, eyes furrowing. “About what?”“That boy you helped my son capture.” he says, a barely-noticeable edge of anger to his voice. “He’s escaped.”https://youtube.com/watch?v=uhUzEqBtLwU-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 58 End-
>>2894526Oh no, a little punk is free and gonna come after us. Let me guess, he's got a power boost to be on par with us somehow. If he doesn't, we'll just wreck his face with good old fashioned Karn deplomacy of fist to face.
>>2894526>“That boy you helped my son capture.” he says, a barely-noticeable edge of anger to his voice. “He’s escaped.”Hmm, who we talking about again? It's been ages since we did stuff with the Zoldycks.
>>2894563>"I'm stronger than I was before. You don't stand a chance!">gets kicked in the face because he's still a child and has a gigantic reach disadvantage>bullying ensues
>>2894570What we should do, is Berserk.
>>2894570>He goes after our family instead of us.>Chaya goes False Super Saiyan and surprises him.>Broly goes Super Saiyan.>The kids gang up on him and beat his ass into the dirt.>Karn didn't even need to get out of bed.Or if he goes after Meloka.>Meloka cuts him in half with a ki-blade while doing her morning exercises.Either way this kid is boned if he actually tries to pick a fight with us.
>>2894526Who? I dont remember exactly who that is supposed to be.
>>2894578Ohhh right, I remember now. Pff, even if he's powered up attacking us would be signing his own death warrant.
>>2894563He’s not the threat he once was to you.>>2894566The one with the chains.>>2894570Kek.>>2894604Going after your family would be a mistake.>>2894804See above.
Isnt he the kid who copies transformations? Or was that his now dead brother?
>>2894893The copy abilities one you killed, because you’d thought he killed Ubo.
I’m really sorry this weekend’s run was so short guys. I wanted to get a lot further along than we did, but life happens sometimes. Hopefully next thread I’ll be able to run uninterrupted, and we can finally get moving back towards the action. But that does bring up a good question: have you guys enjoyed the down time just spending time catching up with your allies and talking with everyone? Or do you want to get a move on and get to the Battledome?
>>2895240I'm fine with more downtime to be honestI'm not eager to rush right back into another potentially-life-threatening thing, seems like those interrupt our downtime a whole heck of a lot
>>2895240> we can finally get moving back towards the action More family time dammit!
>>2895240The down time has been good and allowed us to address the problem of us not seeing chili all that often. Plus the added benefit of us inching further towards controlling berserk and learning a new dodging method makes these slower segments worth it.I personally really want to work on the Rope-A-Dope for the arbiter rematch. I feel it would piss him off like nothing else if it looked like we were just casually dodging his strikes.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>2894872>He’s not the threat he once was to you.He was a threat? We kinda wiped the floor with Zoldycks.
>>2895830Not the Zoldycks Ivan, pay attention when reading, he's talking about Kurapicka.
>>2895240More downtime please
>>2895240I would like to spend some time training with Broly and take Chaya and him out on their first mission before we get to the Arbiter if that's possible.
>>2894526I wonder why the zoldycks want our help with him?i wonder if karn regrets killing killua after becoming a father
I think y’all misunderstood me. The fight with the Arbiter is a looong way away, that’ll be at the end of this arc. What I’d meant was moving on towards the Battledome, throwing your challenge to him, and letting the kids have fun.>>2895280Understandable.>>2895299Family time is good.>>2895302>I personally really want to work on the Rope-A-Dope for the arbiter rematch. I feel it would piss him off like nothing else if it looked like we were just casually dodging his strikes.It would certainly piss him off.>>2895830Wrong person. And only through the grace of that crit 100 did you swing at Zeno before he would have grabbed you.>>2895860Downtime is fun to write.>>2896150It certainly is.
>>2896458>Su Ma against the Arbiter>"Sit still and let me kill you!">Stop flipping around>Rope-A-Dope instead>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>2896458Zeno still hates us for killing his grandson, right? I don't regret us doing that, the kid was there to kill us so of course we're gonna murderize his ass.>inb4 they try to kill Chili to get even with us, one son for another>>2896491This this this this this
>>2896491We shall make the Arbiter feel the BOI's level of inadequacy with the level of training time we have now.
>>2896491Kek. Audiences would eat that up.>>2896497Zeno knows the boy was reckless, and he paid the price. Silva still hates you for killing his son, but you also saved his life.>inb4No. Zeno’s a professional. And Silva’s not going after you anymore, due to you saving him.>>2896609Kek.
>>2896615>X-parasite goes through the zoldyk clanHow fucked do things get? It would have all their experiences and abilities combined, and a hunger for more.
>>2897213>How fucked do things get?Not as fucked as it could be, but still pretty bad.
>>2896609one of these days, the BOI is going to bite off more then he can chew.
>>2897928I'd say the BOI has already bitten off more then he could chew a few times now. If the little bastard didn't keep pulling off his petty Senzu Bean trick he'd have already died a couple of times.
>>2897998obviously we need to rectify that.
>>2897928I’ll tell you the thing he’ll no longer do:Enter your timeline without backup and a Benzu Bean at the ready.>>2897998All said, he’s been really, really lucky in your timeline.>>2898024He’s more prepared for you now. Or at least he thinks he is. He hasn’t seen your most recent match with Ubo yet, after all.
>>2898030c'mon, give us a sneak peek.i want to see the boy reacting to ubo's fight.i NEED to witness the boy watching karn master legendary.
>>2898051*not that he has, but rather he's now in the middle of doing so
>>2898030Actually, has that not bugged trunks at all?I mean, he should know karn is capable of going legendary if you piss him off hard enough, right?Is he never worried about pissing him off that badly? Does he just try not to think about it and hope it doesn't happen?
>>2898051>>2898059>i want to see the boy reacting to ubo's fight.It’ll hopefully be the epilogue, either this week or next.>>2898093>Actually, has that not bugged trunks at all?Oh, very much so.>Does he just try not to think about it and hope it doesn't happen?Bingo. You hadn’t used it in so long, he’d thought, or rather hoped, that you’d abandoned the form.
>>2898114i can hear trunks tramitized sobs form here
>>2898114>he’d thought, or rather hoped, that you’d abandoned the form.He should know better. Hell, the only reason we never tried before is because training time was at an extreme premium and we had to focus on perfecting what we had instead of diving into what wasn't a sure thing.Trunks is probably so damn dumb he hasn't tried to get his tail back and try to stack Primal with Rage.
>>2898030>He’s more prepared for you now. Or at least he thinks he is.That's not exactly setting a high bar, considering our last "Match" with him started with us opening five new holes in his torso with a scatter beam, and ended with him getting shish-kebabed by a husband and wife energy sword tag-team.
>>2898143Wait he never had a tail. What a fag.
>>2898143Yes, we now have time off from our mass-genocide training to start the "use all that mass-genocide energy on one unfortunate fucker" training
Honestly can't wait for when we actually kill Trunks. The shock on his face when he arrives in the afterlife.Of course, the time patrol would definitely wish him back, especially since he'd be in a foreign timeline's afterlife where he's not supposed to be. But it'd be quite the experience for him.
>>2898161 i propose we start a Trunks Owned Count
>>2898114what's that gonna do to his compounding negative modifiers?
also daily reminder
>>2898189oh god yeah, what happens when the negtive mod exceeds his powerlevel?
>>2898195>Super as an example of anything good>U7 Saiyans>not remembering how Gohan being a half-breed made him stronger before the writing went to complete shit>not using Goten and Kid Trunks as examples of shitty half-breeds4/10. See me after class.
>>2898142The perfect tune.>>2898143>He should know better.Hell, that could just about be the title of his biography.>>2898149He thought he could take you out before you’d matched his power. And through a really good roll, you avoided his sneak attack.>>2898157Dueling techniques could be a good thing to train. As well as less lethal attacks for training the kids.>>2898161He’s died before, to Cell in his own time, but actually getting killed as a Patroller would really hurt what’s left of his pride.>>2898165Kek.>>2898189Depends on if you use it against him or not.>>2898222Kek.
>>2898238Let's say we do use it against him, because we're *definitely* going to.How visible does the shaking become, and how strong the smell?
>>2898238Oh shit, how did i forget?What were the reactions of the guys on-planet to legendary?General saiyans and others like frieza or the ginyus just sensing karn and ubo's power, everyone in the stands watching karn like starfire and blackfire who didn't know about the power, meloka and the other who did, the guardian who wasn't unconcious this time and their reaction to seeing karn regain control...
>>2898238So out of curiosity, what happened during the fight with Ubo? I'd sort of pegged Berserk mode for being an endless wellspring of power that'd become progressively harder to control the longer we remained in it. Does it have a finite limit then, if we burned out mid-combat with Ubo? Or did it just stop generating power, once we'd reined in our rage?
>>2898238I'm just waiting for the day Trunks lands a really solid hit on Karn that'd put most people - Saiyans included - down for the count and then Karn keeps fighting and beats Trunks within an inch of his life anyway.Like "Wait, I hurt him? I CAN WIN TH-" and then the pain train comes in at mach three and chokeslams him.How are you supposed to fight an enemy that'll kill you even if it kills them to do so? Banzai and shit.
>>2898165We don't have one already? I think we're up to 8 now, maybe 9
>>2898639Ideally we just tank the Sword of Hope as he tries (and fails) to cut us in half.Then we vaporize his head.
>>2898837No, we tank it, grab his sword and break it, then kick him in the dick and ignore him while killing his allies. Except his girlfriend, that requires the BOI to be extra dumb that day.
>>2898845...will a senzu regrow his nuts if we blast them off?
>>2899089Maybe? Yamcha did regrow the organs Gero punched out of him.
>>2898249Ha. He’d certainly be terrified.>>2898277>What were the reactions of the guys on-planet to legendary?>FreezaOh? Trying that again, Karn?>GinyusTheir scouters read error when you go normal Super Saiyan.>starfireOh, is this that true form you spoke of sister?>blackfire ...Damn. Did everything else grow too?>MelokaOh shit Karn what are you doing this is bad I need to get them out of here a- Wait, what?>BrolyIs that what I look like when I lose control?>ChayaWow! Daddy can change just like Broly does!>GuardianHmmmm.>>2898295>So out of curiosity, what happened during the fight with Ubo?Good question. You have no idea what happened. Perhaps that form has it’s own limits? Or perhaps your body reached the end of how long it could withstand that form’s power?>>2898639He isn’t prepared for that, that much is certain.>How are you supposed to fight an enemy that'll kill you even if it kills them to do so? Banzai and shit.Blow them up before they blow themselves up?
GDQM, please use this in a session sometime
>>2899317That’s a nice title card
>>2899210>Did everything else grow too?Yes.
>>2899210Wait, what the fuck?The ginyus still can't sense powerlevels?Right, fuck that, we need to send someone to teach them *immediately*No wonder they got fucked up during the war
>>2899471Kek.>>2899479>The ginyus still can't sense powerlevels?Nope. They were all working on different things before the battle. Except posing. Strict minimum one hour/day training time devoted to group posing.>No wonder they got fucked up during the warBecause the Covenant forces targeted the “traitor”? Or because Guldo was trying to protect the other Force members in stopped time, and took a hit?
>>2899981>Because the Covenant forces targeted the “traitor”? Or because Guldo was trying to protect the other Force members in stopped time, and took a hit?because how are you supposed to do *anything* if you can't sense the enemy's ki, more like
>>2899981...They can't use ki-blades either, can they?Well, they probably swiped some energy swords. i know guldo has one.Ki-blades are mandatory as fuck, though. Same as sensing ki.And death beams. The ginyu force should ALL learn ki blades, ki sensing and death beams, regardless of their individual abilities.That would make them dangerous as fuck, especially given their teamwork and co-ordination with telepathy.Especially guldo.
>>2900008>>2899990>>2899981Training Arc with our dad and Yoda as assistant and axillary teachers? Its time to get our bros up to GIT GUD status.
>>2900086There's just never enough time to train everyone.We've gotta get the karnage training gym up and running soon, so we can train guys en-massGet the ginyus in there along with the kids, dad, all of our non-saiyan allies and all the saiyans with potential we can find, then beat the gravity training and techniques into them all at once.
>>2900091Why don't we just dedicate a small planet entirely to training?Specifically a world with high gravity.
>>2900091>>2900093These are excellent ideas, I would be very much for bugging Freezbro into helping us find a good candidate, even if it means going to a bug world and doing some off the books pest control.
>>2900093because you ain't gonna find a rocky world with gravity that high that ain't massively radioactive and doesn't rain molten lead from the skies
>>2900102I mean New Salda is like 20G's, so I don't think Planet's of that particular gravitational caliber are that rare.
>>2900127There's no need to move if you just want a 20g planet, those won't be too rare.Still fairly rare if they can support life, and the natives if there are any will never reach space, but in the infinite universe there should be quite a few.I mean like, 100+, nevermind karn's normal 1000g's
>>2900102>adding extra challenge to the training>being a bad thing
>>2900248And just think, we had to rush Freeza into basic training. Lets show him and the rest our balls to the wall creativity for bodily torture-I mean training. Yeah, training.
>>2900269>"Karn what is this?">"Ah you like it? The eggheads called it something weird, vitriol I think. Or sulfuric something or other. It really gets the insides tough!">"Karn this is battery acid. You're drinking battery acid. Why are you doing this?">"Gains."Saiyan biology, not even once.
>>2900284You do know that with saiyan biology that it might actually help us somehow.
>>2900284>"They said i couldn't train my organs, who's laughing now?! HAHAHA-OH ohhh... oh god, it hurts to laugh."
>>2900302>>2900298>>2900284...........can we try it? I really want to at least have Karn drink battery acid on live television. If only to tempt the BOI into doing it too. Ah, the joy's of being as associated abusive father figure.
>>2900326>tfw Trunks asks "Would you let your kids drink that!?">Karn: "Of course not. They started off on milder stuff like acetic acid and then formic acid to build up a tolerance. They aren't at this level yet. Don't be irresponsible, boy."Parenting with Karn.For the love of all that is holy don't drink acid.
>>2899990Reminder that Burter, Jeice, and Recoome made it through essentially unharmed.>>2900008Jeice can, he learned it from a distant cousin. And Ginyu/Guldo each had their own from before the battle. Recoome prefers using his own hands and knees, Jeice keeps back, and Burter kept stealing different Covenant soldiers’ weapons.>That would make them dangerous as fuckYou didn’t see what all they did during the battle.>>2900086Not anytime soon. The assembled forces have to disperse soon, the empire won’t maintain itself after all.>>2900093>small planet>high gravityAnon, I...>>2900098Why would it be off the books? Careful record is kept of every planet under PTO control.>>2900127New Salda has 20x Earth’s gravity.>>2900269He did begin to adjust fairly well to the training, but he is a long way from your familiarity with it.>>2900284Kek. On a more serious note: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT MAGIC HEALING BEANS. The Healing Pods can only fix so much.
>>2900398>Anon, I...Look, I realized my mistake as soon as I hit the post button.
>>2900398We need to ask Vox for a highlight real of our buds.>DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT MAGIC HEALING BEANS.Hey, hey GD, wanna know something fun we could do, wanna farm the BOI and his mook squad for beans? And if that isn't possible, can we possibly ask Yoda or Raven about it?
>>2900398Could Frieza and his family drink highly acidic or caustic substances with lesser or no consequence compared to us normal folk? I mean they can BREATHE in space. That's fucky. And I'm guessing atmospheric and pressure extremes have little to no effect on them, either.
>>2900532We cant breath space dude, we just hold our breath well until someone hits us.
>>2900408It happens.>>2900531You could.>spoilerSKoT would step in.Neither has knowledge of them.>>2900532Good question. But he has a rather refined taste, you’ll probably never get him to.
>>2900539I never said WE could breathe in space mang.>>2900553>Good question. But he has a rather refined taste, you’ll probably never get him to.So we beat Cooler into submission and make him do it? You've got the best ideas.
>>2900568That is a good idea my migraine addled mind can get behind>>2900553>SKoT would step in.Pink knife eared midget and her whipping post can fucking try. Better yet, lets ask our best demon girl.
>>2900576We should just pick up a Little Green. Fuck them magic beans if we get a pocket healer.
>>2900586Hmmmm, that is true, whats Dende up too these days?
>>2900597>whats Dende up too these days?Not being born yet.Hell, the only knowledge we have of Namek and it's inhabitants is "that planet we blew shit up on for Towa that one time".And seeing as we'll probably never actually have a reason to visit Earth or Namek, that's about all we'll ever know.
>>2900568>So we beat Cooler into submissionWouldn’t be the first time.>>2900576You have no idea what she could do to you if you had time contraband.>>2900586>>2900597White mages are useful, unless your enemies focus them down. Playing healers is suffering.
>>2900606Hey, we protect our heal sluts, and there is no rule saying we cant ask Towa where we can get their healing beans. Make Earth a valuable resource and "save" them from "King Piccolo", and make them a protectorate of the empire. Bitch cant step out of line to obviously then.
>>2900606>You have no idea what she could do to you if you had time contraband.Oooh. What's she gonna do? Send Trunks and that ginger super-autist after us?Hell, even Puddin isn't that scary.Supreme Kunt of Time can get bent.
>>2900614I mean, she could literally erase our timeline, so.
>>2900614>Supreme Kunt of Time can get bent.careful there, midget might try to get Karn's dick instead of nuking us.>>2900621She hasn't don't it yet, she needs her mook squad to break shit to properly unravel it.
>>2900621>I mean, she could literally erase our timeline, so...She wouldn't be so stupid as to give us a legitimate reason to go after her..Right?
>>2900623>>2900628You guys realize she's actually pretty fucking swole, right? Just lazy as shit.
>>2900623>midget might try to get Karn's dick instead of nuking us.She's too busy channeling her inner Mexican and schlobbing all over Bardock's nob.Now if we grew some stubble, then she'd be all over the Legendary Super Schlong.
>>2900630Is she as swole as Xeno Trunks?
>>2900639Way stronger my man. Hell if Ace isn't hitting the end-game so to speak she's stronger than him even. And Ace would wipe the floor with Trunks as they are now.
>>2900612In-character you don’t yet know of the beans. But that’s not a bad plan.>>2900614She could erase part or all of your timeline.>>2900628>Right?Do you really want to make that bet?>>2900660Ace has attained the powers of a Super Saiyan God. Perhaps even further...
>>2900724Yeah but is he beating Demigra without Goku?
>>2900737Without Goku? He can do it now without your future daughter’s help anymore, much less Goku’s. To be fair, she could do the same now as well.
>>2900724>Do you really want to make that bet?Considering we've usually come out sitting pretty whenever we've made stupid gambles, I'd say fuck it.
>>2900749I was making the joke. With which Goku butts into the Demigra fight whether you want him to or not. Because lord forgive you don't actually need Goku. I am sorry.
>>2900751Karn’s had some pretty good luck and rolls. But luck always runs out.>>2900759Pissed me off to no end when I replayed that and saw that that could happen.
>>2900785>Pissed me off to no end when I replayed that and saw that that could happen.>Fighting Karn in a PQ>Goku pops in >immediately gets death beamed in the chest>[Karn intensifies]He let his guard down, clearly.
>>2900793>Time Patroller mook is in one of the later Karn PQ's>Goku bursts in due to PLOT>"Kakarot? What's with that get-up?">"GOKU STOP I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!">"But I heard this guy was strong. Trunks told me so!">"Wait. You're working with...the boy?">"Yeah! Wanna go a few rounds?">pic related>Karn proceeds to stomp Goku a new Berserk sized asshole>afterwards>"No wonder he was working with the Supreme Kai of Time. He's a fucking moron!"
So I figure we're 1/3 of the way to the very beginning of big boy power-levels what with us being at 1 million and all.Tier 2 I think is Perfect Cell, which for Karn is like 20 million in base form.I wonder how long it'll take for us to get there?
>>2901155Should be pretty easy with all the time to maim-I mean exercise our body with the teams in our new Karnage Training Program Gym(tm)....inb4 we roll shit on our gain's boost numbers. Again. Still fucking pissed how much that held us back earlier in the series.
>>2901361I dunno man I feel like our first several rolls for gains were pretty good. Like from thread 1 we were almost maxing out our gains rolls almost every single time>>2901387>>2901387Wtf 4chan
>>2901442why does berserk broly fit karn's image so well?why does the legendary form fit karn so well?has the boy considered karn potentially going SSJ4 yet?are the nightmares going to come back now that he's working on mastering legendary?
>>2901455Fuck, is karn what broly should have been?A furious berserker of incredible power, but with an actual personality and backstory?Someone with a real reason to be mad?
>>2901455Fucking better, him and his girlfriend better be quivering under the sheets at night in fear when they find out. I wanna know what the rest of their "elite" mook squad think about how Karn has gone now. Also as a side question, aside from Freeza and tard Broly, aren't we the "villain" with the most kills they ever had?
>>2901459If they don't fuck up his remake, maybe, not gonna waste my breath expecting shit though, they might just take out the screaming of KAKAROT every five seconds, and just have Goku beat him with the power of punch/friendship/tag teaming with Vegeta/or some combination of the three. Our Broly is best Broly.
>>2901463i wonder if meloka thinks berserk karn is hot, disregarding any deep-seated fear she may have towards him in that form
>>2901464She does have a size fetish now, guaranteed after just sleeping or working out with Karn's dick holding her up, better question is when is she going to try and fuck him while in that state, and will she need to learn how to do it too and actually get him to fit?
>>2901466>and will she need to learn how to do it too and actually get him to fitHigh gravity helps a lot in that situation>>2901463Ya know they could have made Broly actually not fucking retarded with a few simple changes.>drop the crying baby Goku angle entirely>make his motivation not liking the royal family, and their allies by extensionHell, I could make the first Broly movie passable with some quick dialog changes and a few dialogue changes.Nothing can be done for Return of Broly and Bio-Broly though.
>>2901496>with some quick dialog changes and a few cut scenes.fuck me I'm retarded.
>>2901530Its okay Broly, let the time fuckery fix your mind, we can save you yet.>>2901496Only so much as we don't kill her trying to fit what might as well be a glorified horse cock in her. Except its a giant monkey on dick roids that can be considered an illegal weapon in several systems, and a brutal torture device in several others that only the most sadistic would use in dildo form on their opponents.
>>2901455No clue, but it does.>spoilerNo>come back>implying they ever left>>2901459Perhaps. Karn is a real person, with his own wants and desires, and not just a tardminator.>>2901461Kek.>spoilerYou’ll soon see.Not even close.>>2901464Not really. You’re less YOU in that form.
>>2901794Well, what kind of face is the boy going to make when he goes back over the old tapes and realizes that once, just for a second, karn went golden oozaroo?When he realizes that karn *could* end up going SJJ4 one day?
>>2902506>When he realizes that karn *could* end up going SJJ4 one day?Oh, he’s seen LOTS of Karn’s *could*s. Few pleasant for him.
>>2902706So our of curiosity GD, when we finally break the 1 million threshold are our training and Zenkai boost gains going to pick up?
>>2902706Not counting us, how many other Karns has the boy faced? I know its at least 1 because of Future chaya, but I don't know if that has happened for him yet?Im surprised Time loli hasn't Ground hog dayed him / used the dragon balls / used her divine powers / guilt tripped him into training to get gud.Are we essentially just a training dummy for him to progress?Time travel is hard.
>>2902810>Im surprised Time loli hasn'tIn specific regards to the boy. Im aware that ace and Shenron are a thing that happened. I cant seem to process my thoughts.
>>2902810>get used to fighting PQ Karns and story Karn scrolls>come to fight up-to-date Karn>tons of new moves>different forms>even more disappointment>lose because new Karn is way better equipped than old KarnLet's face it, Trunks is climbing a mountain using only his teeth and each time he fails he's losing some of said teeth. The boi just ain't right.
Alright, i was reading the kurta brothers fight again, because i still pop a stiffy every time ubo lives, and i noticed this: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2080087/#p2086397The implication here is that legendary has it's own proper line of transformations, with the one we currently have being equivalent to SSJ1.So in theory, if we gain mastery over the legendary form we should eventually be able to ascend, and then to go SSJ3, and perhaps even Legendary Primal.I'm going to guess that the reason legendary pooped out on us so quickly is because we were already tired as fuck and at our limit when we transformed up, so it may have lasted far, far longer if we hadn't fought to exhaustion first.
I wonder how Trunks feels about the relationship Karn has with his kids.
>>2903373In order?>Shit, how is this monster so good with kids>Why didn't I have a father like that>Snap out of it, he's a mass murdering bastard that works for Freeza>......at least Gohan had Piccolo>I need a hug>Oh god now I cant stop thinking of how disappointing I am compared to him>.........should I press the button?
>>2903376you forgot"That's what Broly was like as a kid?"also he can't talk shit about somebody working for Frieza and murdering billions if he's not gonna talk about his father.Vegeta actually did it for incredibly selfish reasons. versus Karn who's just doing it to get by.He won't even necessarily genocide people if they just surrender unlike Vegeta either.Not that Trunks would know shit about his father since everybody in his timeline got rekt by some robots.
>>2903392I may have forgotten about him finding out about Broly, but you sir have forgotten one thing as well. The BOI's tendency to look at shit he shouldn't, and while he never asked his dad himself, he probably looked though the scrolls to learn about him. And how shit he is compared to our little prince. He is submerged in disappointment and angst about his daddy issues, out boot going up his ass just makes him regret it more.
>>2903376I gotta admit that mindfucking Trunks is one of my favorite parts of this quest.
>>2903277>The implication here is that legendary has it's own proper line of transformationsDude, this comes up literally all the time. Legendary goes 1 to 4, just like normal Super Saiyan. There's also a Legendary God form. This is in official dragon ball games and movies and shit.GD's confirmed that legendary works the same in here, he also confirmed that we are a loooooong ways away from LSSJ2 and if we even shake our dick in the direction of Legendary Golden Oozaru we'd probably a star system.
>>2903495Yes, it would certainly be a lot of trouble to control it if we ever went legendary golden ape.You are now thinking about how the transformation is not voluntary, and only requires us to be subjected to blutz waves by a moon or powerball in order to transform - and we have yet to acquire enough control in legendary to prevent ourselves from looking its way. If an enemy learned about this and wanted to trigger 'mutually assured destruction', they could do so very easily at this point in time.
>>2903570Well, at the very least, we’d probably burn ourself out extraordinarily quickly if we went (Emerald maybe?) Oozaru, going off of how fast we burnt out when we went Berserk against Ubo. Worst case scenario, we probably destroy the planet we’re currently on, along with any celestial bodies in the immediate vicinity.
>>2903626Depends if legendary gold oozaru has the thing where it just infinitely produces power or not. Because if we go full rage and berserk and it just keeps going like that goddamn bunny, we'd have a very large problem.
>>2903673True. We’ll probably want to do some fairly intense mental training before we attempt it in any case, ideally master Legendary and the level that comes after that if we can as well.
>>2902725We’ll see.>>2902810The problem is Time Patrol Trunks is decently powerful on his own. But when Towa’s magic evens the playing field, your actual skill and experience dominate him.>>2903006>Let's face it, Trunks is climbing a mountain using only his teeth and each time he fails he's losing some of said teeth. The boi just ain't right.That is an unusually apt description.>>2903277>I'm going to guess that the reason legendary pooped out on us so quickly is because we were already tired as fuck and at our limit when we transformed up, so it may have lasted far, far longer if we hadn't fought to exhaustion first.Ding ding ding! This is the correct reason it ended so quickly.>>2903373>tfw doesn’t know what to feel>>2903376Kek.>>2903410It is always a pleasure to write.>>2903570It is a difficult trap, especially with a Saiyan’s instinctual urge to gaze at a moon.
>>2904421Here's a question, what does the boy's toy think of us?She's probably been traumatized as much as trunks in the short time she's known about us.
>>2904421How happy is Broly that we demonstrated control in our Berserk form?I can only imagine how he felt about himself what with his condition.
>>2904453I'd imagine it's given him hope.
>>2904421>>2904450This, I forgot her name but I want to see the mental damage we have currently done to her, also her thoughts on how much stronger Trunks is getting, and still getting curbstomped by us. Also her fear of seeing us getting the hang of Berserk mode>>2904453At this point I am willing to bet he thinks we are his biological father. And the fact we are going to be able to help him stay himself so he can protect those he cares about, he might turn into a new Karn.
>>2904469Hyoka! that was her name!I kept wanting to say it was meloka because they both end in "ka"
>>2904469>At this point I am willing to bet he thinks we are his biological father. If only. Unfortunately, Paragus had God-Tier genetics to make up for his third rate scientific knowledge and fourth rate battle prowess.
Ah, re-reading the last trunks fight, i'm reminded of how fucking done i am with him.We did say this was their last goddamn chance, and we've given him far too many already.Next time we fight, i suggest we pretend to fire a death beam from our fingers down into his legs as a feint in order to get him to guard down there, then fire a pair of eye-beams through his throat, so he can't move or swallow his fuckin' bean.After that, quadrisect him with an x-cross and final flash the remains.
>>2904516We could also coincidentally decimate him in the same fashion Movie Broly did.I'd love to see the look on his face as he gets to relive one of the worst beatings of his life.
>>2904469>he might turn into a new Karn.>trunks: oh god hes mutiplying
>>2904534No, i don't want to toy with him and give him a chance to fight back or escape.I just want it to be over. If he's too stupid to learn then he deserves the darwin award we're going to give him.
>>2904546suicides are inelgible for the darwin awards.
>>2904592Suicidal stupidity is the number one cause of darwin awards.
>>2904516You know, if we cut off his head or annihilate his fucking brain, the senzu probably won't be able to help.
>>2904616It's easier to move your head out of the way than your neck, though.
>>2904619The neck is what attaches the head to the rest of the body...what exactly do you think you cut when you cut a head off?Besides, slashing techniques are harder to dodge than single-point piercing techniques, even if they're easier to see
>>2904616We can also remove his stomache, so Senzu bean won't go anywhere.
>>2904624I was referring to "annihilating his brain"presumably with the death beam i'd choose to aim at his neck instead.Normally i'd say you're right regarding broad slashing techniques, but that doesn't seem to be how it works out in practice.Even 1v2 with three blades against his one, he's remarkably good at keeping his head on his shoulders.Unless you go for a full-on x-slash all he has to do is block your blade/beam anywhere along the line it creates, but with point attacks, karn is capable of launching as many as 13 at once, in theory. he only has two arms and one sword, so it's simply not possible to block 13 different attacks simultaneously, unlike a single slashing attack.Further, those penetrating point attacks go all the way through, not just cutting into the surface.Bone, muscle, doesn't matter. Causes serious disability if you hit the joints, and serious bleed damage if you hit any critical points like an artery or a lung.
>>2904638That said, if we ever get around to learning how to launch a death slash from our super energy blade, we may figure a way to get that slash to split around his sword and continue on towards his body, which would be highly effective both against the boy and in our upcoming fight with the arbiter.
>>2904638>Causes serious disability if you hit the joints, and serious bleed damage if you hit any critical points like an artery or a lung.Cannon Vegeta likes to have a few words here, lungs don't count.
what exactly stops Loli of Time from resurrecting the boy after his death?
>>2904689we pull a majin buu and kill his soul too?
>>2904450To her you’re just another violent criminal, battle-hungry Saiyan.>>2904453Very. He‘d begun to doubt a little that you were actually going to try and help.Faith restored.>>2904456Yes.>>2904469She’s fine. Unlike Trunks.>spoilerIf I finish the epilogue, you’ll see.>BrolyNot quite. He knows you aren’t his biological father, but he doesn’t remember much of Paragus.>>2904516Could work.>>2904545Kek.>>2904632Worked on Goku.>>2904645That’s a dangerous move.>>2904689Nothing, yet. If you obtain godly ki, you could learn one certain technique that would irreversibly destroy him.
>>2904857>Nothing, yet. If you obtain godly ki, you could learn one certain technique that would irreversibly destroy him.so your saying we could lern beerus's little hakai trick that just insta+permakills even ghosts?
>>2904900It can destroy anything, even souls.
>>2904900It's hardly Beerus' trick. Anyone able to actually use that Destruction Ki can do it. Toppo can do it. Pretty sure Goku even managed it at least once.>>2904915But can it destroy THIS BOAT WHICH I SAWED IN HALF AND THEN FIXED WITH FLEX TAPE!?
>>2904915on a scale of one to Yes, how fucking terrfyied would trunks be if we manged to pull off that trick.
>>2904926He'd be Dead/10 if we learned that and he ever showed himself in front of us again.
>>2904919Yes it can. And there would be nothing left.>>2904926If you managed to do it, SKoT would jump back in time to before Trunks was erased and save him. However, I would give you guys the write out from her side before undoing that win.
>>2904941>Yes it can. And there would be nothing left.Now that's a lotta damage!
>>2904915But can it destory a void, an absence of anything?
>>2904948Kek.>>2904966A void is what it leaves behind.
>>2904857>He‘d begun to doubt a little that you were actually going to try and help.Faith restored.And that right there is the second biggest reason I hate the covenant.Because of how much time and effort we had to put into not getting wiped out, our kids started to feel neglected.That right there is worth at least several dead Hierarchs.
>>2905015We must dad the shit out of our family now that we have time not dying immediately in the future.And bonding over going on a family mission with their grandpa sounds like a comfy plan.>inb4 this is the moment Discount Meloka stops her BOI from offing himself in the scroll room.
>>2905034>yfw Karn now has to tell dad jokes despite never having been told dad jokes when he was a lad
>>2905073Pffft, imagine everyone around us faces when we're naturals at it........we need to start cracking dad jokes around Freeza and the Ginyu's whenever we go into meetings with them.
>>2905076>the jokes are so bad that people literally cannot comprehend the humor and think Karn is just going crazy so they never tell him to stopHave you ever heard a saiyan tell a good joke?
>>2905087trunks is a good joke
>>2905087>"You're not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore..."
>>2904915>It can destroy anything, even souls.Don't forget the souls of *GAG characters* even.That shit's stronger than the Toon Force. At least when Beerus is completely focused on something and it's funnier for something to be utterly destroyed.
>>2905126But that's our inside joke with Meloka, no one else would get it. We keep that one for personal moments. Everyone else can get BOI! Huh, now that I think about it, do you think Trunk's pictured us as his father he dreamed about before finding out he's a violent midget, and then hears us berate him in his sleep?
>>2905087>Have you ever heard a saiyan tell a good joke?Pic related
>>2905149>Karn makes "pew" noises when he blasts Trunks in his dreams
>>2905159We would totally do that with our kids
Berserk Karn vs Doomsday is my dream match and I hope we see it someday.
>>2905177I mean that's great and all but do you want to die? Best just leave that walking plot armor to Beerus to erase.
>>2905015>Because of how much time and effort we had to put into not getting wiped out, our kids started to feel neglected.His faith in you is now stronger than ever >>2905034>We must dad the shit out of our family now that we have time not dying immediately in the future.>And bonding over going on a family mission with their grandpa sounds like a comfy plan.That does sound pretty comfy.>>2905138Not wrong. Hakai works on anything. Except apparently whatever Vegeta’s Beyond Blue was.>>2905159>>2905165Could see it.>>2905177Wanting to jump straight towards the late game, are we?
>>2905177Berserk Karn vs. Doomsday vs. Perfect Cell vs. Ultimate Kars vs. Mira.Protagonist vs. unstoppable force of nature vs. perfect life-form vs. ultimate life-form vs. ultimate demonActually, fuck, it'd be really scary if Kars managed to get a hold of something like Doomsday.
how does Beyond Blue work anyway?
>>2905263Basically just think of it as Vegeta stacking Super Saiyan God and Super Saiyan Second Grade.
>>2905231Where is Shadow the Edgehog in all this?
Less than 24 hours until Saiyan Conqueror Quest 59! Hope everyone’s excited to jump back into it. How did Kurapika escape? What does Vox think of Karn coming to Dreadzone? All this and more, next time!
>>2906094EEEEEEEEEE, I am excited.
>>2906111RRREEEEEEEE me too
>>2906111>>2906118Glad to see. I apologize for not getting this week’s epilogue done, I’ve lost most of my open writing times during the week.
>>2906257Eh, we can either throw it in with this coming update for a super chapter, or have a normal chapter and an immediate dump for the start of next week on top of whatever epilogue you come up with or not then.
>>2906257RRREEEeeeeee.... it's ok, c'est la vie my friend
>>2906266>>2906267That’s the thing, before when doin physical labor for a job, my mind was still ready to go. But at a job where I’m part customer service part salesman, always mentally drained when work’s over and can’t focus enough to write. But it’s only the second full-time week I’ve been here, I may adjust soon.
>>2906388Yeah dealing with customers all day every day is draining as fuck
>>2906388imma be real with u chiefif you were like 30% fucking done after physical labor, and now, after starting customer BULLSHIT service, you're 80-90% done with everything? you're not ever gonna go down below 65%welcome to the fucking show
>>2906388Eh, I get ya, customer service is shit no matter what it is. You would probably see less people than working in a gas station like I did. But you probably get some real douchbags more often.
>>2906393Exactly. People suck.>>2906509>welcome to the fucking showThe ride never ends.>>2906518>You would probably see less people than working in a gas station like I did. But you probably get some real douchbags more often.Not wrong, one of my friends works a gas station. He gets a lot of the dregs, showing up only for their smokes several times a day and to play their scratchers. I just get the “Fuck you assholes X wasn’t happening until you people fixed Y fuck you I’m not paying shit!” people. Where Y and X aren’t in any way related except that they’re attached to the cars.
>>2906729Its why I hate customer service jobs, I can barely resist the urge to shoot someone.
>>2906736I haven’t had anyone raising hell yet. At least, not to my face. I already hate the damn phones.
>>2906729Man you think gas station dudes got it rough think about the waiters and waitresses. >"My water is cold.">"Uh, yes?">"I asked for WATER not COLD WATER! I'M NOT TIPPING YOU YOU DEAF MORON!"Rip.
>>2906775If you think that's bad, try running the phones, the drive through, the front register, and the pizza/kitchen while making orders, at the same time. I did that, for an hour. Had some rude bulldyke bitch too complaining the whole time.
>>2906827Always be polite to people who handle your food. Words of wisdom.>>2906846Fuuuuuuuuck that. Have a brother who suffered that.
>>2906935On top of the bulldyke complaining then fucking off after leaving her shit everywhere, an entitled asshole opened the drivethough window to bitch about how he deserves service before fucking off and saying he'll have my job. Had 20 people in the store, less then half were patient or thinking about what was going on around them. But that's what happens when working near a bunch of entitled hicks in a developing town.
>>2906957>But that's what happens when working near a bunch of entitled hicks in a developing town.Hey, that’s my people you’re badmouthing. And it doesn’t really matter where you go, the majority of the public sector are entitled cunts.
>>2907282That's true, though I am one of the people I'm badmouthing. Doesn't make me wrong. Cheers to shit customers.
>>2907333Chin up GD. You could have taken the plunge and sold your soul to Israel by enlisting.There's always a worse path avoided.
Alright, I’ve gotten most everything lined up for tomorrow’s run. I’ll hopefully see you all in 13ish hours. Small spoiler: soon?
>>2907561That'd be cool
>>2907561Huh, what's he gonna do? Are we going to get ninja's to help teach our kids?
>>2907564>>2907573>>2907583Thanks to the anon or not so anon who gave me this idea some time ago
>>2907561I am so ready to go into this new era of bullshit
there better damn well be ice puns
>>2907708Chill man, we're all a little to cool for puns here.
>>2907664It’s gonna be great. And the first choice tomorrow could have some very different consequences down the road, depending.>>2907708All I’llsay, is gif related .
>>2907708>implying we wont make dad tier ice puns at Sub-ZeroJust who the hell do you think we are?
>>2907725>the first choice tomorrow could have some very different consequences down the roadI will do everything in my power to throw a curveball and make you scrap several pages worth of planning.
>>2907741>throw a curveball>yes no or maybe questionAnon, I...
>>2907758Don't tempt the ability of anons to fuck shit sideways when you have something specific in mind.Watch me somehow get Johnny Cage involved in this shit.
>>2907811>Watch me somehow get Johnny Cage involved in this shit.You say that like I haven’t already done it
>>2907830FUCKHE'S GOTTEN INTO MY COUNTER NOTEBOOK
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