>>2910264
We should, like, get this place cleaned up.

>>2910264

>What in the name of hot fuck was that?
>Well. More fodder for the afterlife I guess.
>Raise this worm and bring it to Wondervon for reconstruction.

>>2910264
Welp.
I guess we need to drag this worm back into the whole.
And raise that family from the dead.

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>>2910264
Add to the To-Do List:

>Learn how to control your powers so you don't Embarrass yourself anymore and completely ruin your social interactions and personal relationships by eating your friends, raping them or covering them in gallons of guts and semen.

Also, what time is it back on Earth?
Do we have time and resources to kill another of the remaining worms?
If not, well, just contact Wondervon and let him know we got eet.

Raise Dead whatever you can.

>>2910283
>And raise that family from the dead.
I am mostly sure we can't do that considering they were, in Quests own words, "shredded to atoms" there's nothing left TO rez.

>>2910264
SECTION THE WORM INTO 20 FOOT BITS
REZ THE BITS ONE BY ONE AND HAVE THEM GO HOME
THEN UNREZ AND GET THE NEXT ONE

>>2910264
Is it possible for us to raise the worm here? If not, perhaps it's possible for us to flame thrower the parasite horde, and raise them as a conveyor system to get the worm to Wondervon. Oh, and raise the family... welcome to OUR family!

>>2910288
SAVE THE BABY NIGGA

>>2910264
Raise Worm.
Raise Family for Army.
Head home.
Take Nap.

>>2910264
Oh yeah, HEY MAMA! Do you got a spell, or a ritual, or a hat, or some kind of squeedally spooge that you could put in us that'll allow us to not need to sleep. Kinda like what you did with fear for us?

>>2910298
support

>>2910287
Yeah we really need to learn how to control blood feasty.

>>2910264
Pretty much >>2910296 with a mix of >>2910298

>>2910264

Raise the worm and call up Wondie. Have him go in and work on the worm, as for us let's get to Earth.

WE HAVE HORRORS TO RAISE FROM THE TAR PITS

>>2910287
Thank you anon. we really should have a shorthand list of these kinds of goals posted by an anon each session start. The journal entries on the gdocs is helpful for sure, but having it in the thread puts it front and center to the other players at least.

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>You conquered
>You saw
>You came

>No use wasting your efforts here
>Or floundering

L: "This is new."
>You peel your sticky face from the worm's skin
>Muscles is slack
>Like an obese Python full of narcotics
>You holster THE WAND in your pants

A: "What's new?"
L: "You're not languishing. Or weeping."
>You spit
A: "Why would I?"
>You crack your neck
>Adjust your belt
A: "I won."

cont

>>2910376

Also, a reminder people that tar is made of coal, and coal is made from once organic matter. So we can (theoretically) raise up a Shoggoth like tar monster

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>>2910402
>>2910402

L: "You embarassed yourself."
A: "I didn't kill Marco."
L: "You lost Hekapoo's attention."
A: "I didn't. Kill. Marco."
>You spit again
>This time into the pool

L: "You've become quite...forward. In your speech."
A: "I'm done watering myself down. Or suckin' the irony dick."
L: "You think Irony isn't a woman?"
A: "Even if it were, she would still have a big black double jointed cock."


Su: "Anown."

A: "One sec, Susan."

>You raise your hands

https://youtu.be/U1aoklQCIps?list=RD3vaz12NHPjA

>The worm's flesh is ponderous
>You can feel it shudder as your necromatic power takes hold
>Miles of nerves fire with magical energy
>A digestive system meant to crumble rock and tectonic plates to sand reawakens from slack post-mortem sleep

>Your eyes are beacons of light
>Your voice echoes across the sands

A: "Rise."

>Dusty
>Shatterer of mountains
>Lives
>By your
>WILL

>GARGANTUAN UNDEAD BEAST
>DUSTY THE SANDWORM
>GET!!

>Your WILL is drained heavily the creature

-16 WILL to maintain Dusty

>Your mind is filled to it's brim with squirming muscle fibers and a drooling set of razor teeth

A: "Good."
>Your arms lower
A: "He's mostly in-tact."

L: "What of the child?"
A: "You mean that baby who got Emergenced by parasites?"
L: "Did you want to save it?"
A: "If I raise it...it belongs to me."
L: "Do you want it?"
A: "I want to save it...but I don't want to own it."
L: "So the void?"
A: "So, freedom."

>Your hands clench
A: "Heka-hippocrite brought their deaths. If my messes are my own then hers are hers. Besides...pretty sure they were just a cameo."

L: "I thought you loved children."

A: "OH MOM. DAMNIT."

>You snap
>A baby Skeleton bursts out of the worm's body and screm
>Screm
>SCrems

A: "NOW GET IN THERE."


>SHHHRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIP

>You dunk the infant BONES into your HOLE-Y BATHROOM

cont

>>2910264
Just go home and bath

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>>2910411
>>2910411

>You slapped Muscles awake and had him scissor a new portal for Dusty
>Dusty is as wide as three trains
>With a body drizzling with Sand and Blood


HOW THE HECK DO YOU GET THIS THING HOME!?


>Ram it in

Fuck up the school but probably make THE HOLE bigger.

>Slow and steady
>Sensual wiggles

Less damage but traffic in and out of THE HOLE will be blocked for nearly a day.
You'll have to play outside


>You can also still hear that unusual sound
>From the sands below
>It seems to an annoying ring in your ear


What do?
What say to Susan?

>>2910416
>Slow and steady
>Sensual wiggles

Ask Susan why she's bothering us instead of having a fucking fun time with our ex and her crush and a THOT?

And tell the noise to shut up.

>>2910422
support

>>2910416
Slow and Steady.
Hopefully Wondy enjoys taking care of things for a day.

We're gonna need a place to chill now though....

>>2910416
>Slow and steady
Well, if we got time while this thing is transported and our WILL is heavily drained, sounds like a perfect time for social links and away from combat. Chill session with Oscar or Justin should be in order.

>Susan
Ask what's up? Why's she contacting us instead of having fun in a paradise practically made for her?

>>2910422

Because she's a good goyil who checks up on us.

>>2910416

What consequence is there to a bigger HOLE?

Are the noises the other worms?

Is going slow going to have the draw back of killing our worm here?

>>2910416
>Sensual wiggles
We REALLY need to do something about the school bathroom being out only entrance into THE HOLE.

>What say to Susan?
Ask her what the problem is
Does she need a sleeping bag or a tooth brush, cause I HIGHLY doubt she brought those.

>>2910441
Quest told us if THE HOLE got big enough things would start to come out.
Things like the fucker that stole our arm so long ago.

>>2910416
>>2910422
>>2910431
>>2910437
>>2910441
>>2910442
DO WE need to take it back to the castle?

We could ask Wondervon if he could work on it on the current mining operationw e have running.

We definitely need to find a way to get those 16 WILL points back.

Ask what's up yo Susanna.

>>2910416
>Slow and Low
>Make a mental note of where you are and that sound. We gots shit to do, ain’t no time for sand castles.

>>2910442
>We REALLY need to do something about the school bathroom being out only entrance into THE HOLE.

The only way we can solve that issue is getting that spell Toffee has. Which isn't exactly easy to do.

>>2910448
That's where his lab is. And the entire reason we got the lab was so we could make bigger undead.

Also if we're gonna chill can we NOT do it on earth? I don't have any real issue with earth or the people on it, just that anytime we hang around on earth for an extended period of time we get attacked by one of Toffee's interuniversal goons and I don't wanna risk Goku showing up to kill us.

>>2910448
Suppose we could get WV on the horn, but I believe he's playing with his son since we gave him the day off. Could interrupt to ask a question, but i wouldnt be surprised if hes gonna need his lab tools and the power to run them, all at the castle in order to tech up the worm enough to relieve our will.

>>2910448
All of his tools are in THE HOLE.
The tools we almost died to get so he can properly build our robot army.
It IS gonna suck having super low WILL, but it needs to be done. Think of this as a good chance to catch up with all our human pals.

>>2910448

You know that's true, I'll vote for this. We need all the WILL we can have in order to raise up the skeletons in the tar pits.

Or we could get after one of the spells. You know, before SOMEONE gets it

>>2910411
Whats up susan?

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>You set the worm to a crawl
>er
>A -slow- and cautious crawl
>It was already crawling
A: "Hm...always figured it would be like this."
L: "Slowly and painfully inching toward relief?
Encumbered by the sheer preposterous nature of your own girth and weight?"
>Your heart gets in your throat again
>Muscles even wakes up
>From the sheer lewdness

A: "Mom, holy fuck."
L: "Your nerves make lovely chemical traces when you're flustered."

>Luna
>Holy Fuck


A: "Susan. Why aren't you enjoying yourself?"
Su: "I'm sitting at the schoow...I-...I- can't get in."
A: "What? Why not? Where'd everyone go?"
Su: "I jumped out of deh caw. Vauwted off of a Taxi-demon and did a fwip into shome bushesh..."
A: "Whhhhyyy?"
Su: "CAUSE I'M AM IDIOT."
A: "Whaaat? Nnnoooo~"


>You turn to Luna
>Shrug
>Luna thinks for a moment
>Then raises her eyebrows
>A monumental shift in expression

Su: "She's STWAIGHT, Anon."
A: "Nobody's Straight. Except me."
Su: "She's STWAIGHT and I KISHED hew and I'm an IDIOT!"


>You can't hear crying in mental messages
>It's a biological
>You can however
>Feel an immense need for ice-cream in your friend
>Even across dimensional lines a-


>EeeeeEEEEEEEEEE
>The noise
>That NOISE won't relent
>It's like Tinnitus had children with those cheap laser gun toys they had in the 90s

A: "WILL YOU SHUT THE -FUCK- UP!?"

>The noise goes silent

A: "...hm."

>Then
>It's answered

>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>By a LOUDER noise
>From up North
>Further into the mountains

A: Hm..."

>Susan is in distress
>The Way home is currently blocked until tomorrow

>>2910520
Give her a psychic hug.

Susan. Go get some ice cream.

Also get some scotch. Maybe.

That. Or go hang out with Wondervon and the kids.

>>2910520
>Susan is in distress
GO COMFORT SUSAN AND ASK FOR DETAILS OF HER NIGHT SO WE CAN GIVE SOME EVEN BETTER COMFORT! THAT NOISE CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF OUR POOR DAUGHTER NEEDS HELP OUT OF A LITERAL AND METAPHORICAL BUSH!

>>2910526
>Also get some scotch. Maybe.
Don't you dare encourage Susan to drink.

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>>2910520
>>2910520

Just to be clear.


What do?

>You feel
>Tired
>The sort of tired that makes you want to crawl onto
>Or into something
>Then die

A: "Mom. Could I sleep forever but like...not lose any time?"
L: "There are enchantments for that."
A: "Could I just...not sleep?"
L: "There are -other- enchantments for that."

A: "How does that work?"
>Luna
>Smiles

L: "To enchant items the way -I- used to...you need a specific kind of magic. A full spell. Or even just part of it. You preserve it into a gem."

>Luna motions to one of her earrings
>It's an illusion
>Like all of her body
>Yet is grins at you
>A tiny pearl skull suspended in pink diamond

L: "With a charge. The gem activates...and your desired effect occurs through it's vessel."

A: "That sounds...scientific."
L: "It is."
>She looks pleased you asked
L: "It's how the castle flies."

>>2910520

Let's ease Susan into calming down, make her feel better about this. Plenty of fish in the sea for her and all. Do all we can to make her feel better and all

So anyone want to see what's in the mountains? If not go Banshree and scream at whatever is screaming there to fuck off daughter comes first

>>2910533
>That's pretty cool Mom.
>Susan, you should get some Ice Cream and just head home for the night? I'm stuck behind this huge carcass I raised that'll barely fit through the hole.

>>2910533
L: "To enchant items the way -I- used to...you need a specific kind of magic. A full spell. Or even just part of it. You preserve it into a gem."

Basically you just shove a spell into a shiny rock and it does it for you. Neat. After we're done comforting OUR BABY GIRL! we should learn how to do some enchantments. Especially the ones that help remove sleep as a factor.

>>2910533
>Tell Susan we get how she feels, Marco is frustratingly straight.
>"Did she reject you? Or did you just run away right after?"

>>2910520
>Susan
Time to try out our psychic transmission powers? Would it be possible to beam our positive vibes regarding Susan over to her, as an emotional pick me up? Followed up with a firm "you can't run away from this. Come clean, apologize for not making things weird, but stand proud and firm for yourself. Running away now is just gonna make things worse for yourself later on"

>Noise
Fuck.... maybe it's searching for its brother or family or something. Can we commune with our dead worm behemoth to have it send out an appropriate response to get the thing to stfu?

>>2910520
GO SUSAN.
PROTECT HER SMILE.
Also make lewd jokes back at Luna

>>2910543

support

sit by somewhere to rest as well and use our binoculars (if we have it) to scout out the mountains and surrounding area, hopefully locating the noise

>>2910533
>>2910520
Only THE HOLE is currently being blocked by DUSTY, so we can stll use Scissors to get to Susan and comfort her and hang.

>>2910520
>>2910533

>>2910543
>>2910558
Supporting these two

>>2910564
>>2910562
I want to change my vote to this if possible (but also still use binoculars)

>>2910533
Comfort Susan,tell her that we can't get to her for now because we are stuck behind THICC worm butt.
Also, ask Luna if its possible to have a gem keep an undead being alive without taxing our WILL.

>>2910564
>>2910562
I too vote for these

>>2910564
>>2910562

I'll vote for these two

>>2910564
>The whining noise is the worms being sad, fuckem. Go to Susan, be a good friend. Get her back to the party, crash it for a moment and then peace out.

>>2910533

>>2910620
>crash it
Hahaha, trial run for the Mewni Ball...

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>The noise
>The annoying noise

A: "Susan sometimes you just gotta...strap on."

Su: "Pwetty shure dat wouwldn't hewp...Staw's into beef cakes wif chins and abs. Shtupid. Bad taste pwincess thot."

>You grit your teeth
>EEEEEE
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A: "I THOH' AH TOLD YEW. TAH FUCK OFF!"

>Your voice echoes throughout the valley
>The noise dies down slightly

???: "WhuH!"
>However
>A small clan of large-foreheaded neanderthal creatures is standing on one of the mountains
>In awe of your power

A: "Ron Pearlman?"

Su: "Anown..."
A: "Yeah?"
Su: "I feww wike twash..."

>You pull out your scissors
>Make a whole new portal

>SHHHHHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIP

>You step through after walking down the up-escalator that is Dusty
>You emerge
>Out in the front of the school

>Where Susan is sat on the curb

https://youtu.be/lLJyOMcFYeA

>She looks shocked to see you
Su: "Anown?"
>You don't talk

Su: "Yew'w so shticky."
>You sit down
>You hug her

>She's frozen
>Yet your mind calms her
>The contact increases the strength of the bond
>She's saved your butt before
>You've saved her
>You've both been hurt
>Now
>You hurt together

>She holds you tight
>Doesn't even complain about the slime
Su: "Thanksh boss..."

A: "Whad'ya wanna do?"

Su: "Get wevegne."
>Your eyes open
A: "Whoah."
Su: "Wob something..."
A: "Bruh."

Su: "Ow bweak something."

cont

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>>2910675
>>2910675


>These are not healthy habits
>At all
>You would know
>You invent unhealthy coping mechanisms for breakfast

>Still
A: "That sounds fucking awesome."


>Susans wants to be delinquents
>Why?

Su: "Fuck Capitawism and Hetewosexuals."

>That's why


What do?

>WEVENGE
>Susan wants to be petty and Weck Star's slumber party
>Cause she sperged
>Like Daughter like Dad, I suppose


>Awmed Wobbery
>Susan wants loot
>Also Ice Cream
>She will break down the establishment to obtain it


>Pwopewty Damage Mistew Obama
>Susan doesn't like life
>Or things
>So she wants to reject normal life
>To break things


L: "If only you were a girl, Anonymous."
A: "Psh. I'd be making out with Bow or some shit."
L: "Getting a -doggy- bag as it were?"
A: "Raw-dogged."

>Luna giggles
>You chuckle

Su: "Wait...OH FUCK."

>SMAsh
>Susan jumped through the school's window
>Damn
>All that glass
>Everywhere
>She returns looking embarassed

A: "What happened?"
Su: "Know how I weft Bow to eat the Cafeteria meat?"
A: "Yeah?"
Su: "He ate...evewyfing."

>Damn
>Boi
>He must be thicc now

What do?


Bow: "Borf..."

>...a WAD of bush comes stumbling toward the windows
>Oh
>DAMN
>BOI
>HE THICC
>BOI
>DAS A THICC ASS BOI
>Daym

>>2910682
Hug bow and get REVENGE!!!!!

>>2910682
>>Su: "Fuck Capitawism and Hetewosexuals."
oof

>>2910682
>>2910689
supporting this, and for the revenge we should tottally summon a severely decayed boi with a Chad Bod to give Star a lap dance. I mean, she likes beef cakes with abs right?

>>2910682

Give Bow a hug.

AND DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY, LET'S BLOW UP SHIT NIGGA

>>2910682
Psionically call Janna and tell her Susan is gay and sad and wants to prank the nerds at the party. Ask if shes in.

>>2910715
SUPPORT

>>2910682
>Armed Robbery
While revenge is definitely the more Anon like response, Stars party has Jackie right there in attendance and is being held at the house of Mr. And Mrs. Diaz. Could always use more loot to help feed our empire... would be two birds, one stone

>>2910682
>What do?
Something productive.
I heard Australia is a fine place to cause some chaos this time a year.
Go on a rampage, collect some werewolf skeletons.

>>2910726
ACTUALLY CHANGING SUPPORT TO>>2910739
also get some locally produced icecream there
(and rob some small businesses)

>>2910682
>>2910739
Support

>>2910739

Shit I'm supporting this, time to meet national Australian hero Mick Taylor

>>2910739
>going to Australia to collect the werewolf skeleton

... yus

>>2910682
>>2910739
get the skelli

>>2910682
Well, we DO need some practice.
>CRASH THE SLUMBER PARTY

>>2910682
Rub bows stomach so he feels better.

Also make sure he gets some water too!

Go steal shit in Australia. Become Emu bandits.

>>2910682
>>2910739
>Came to Earth to COFORT SUSAN
>Immediately change your mind.

F U C K I N G

F O C U S

>>2910682
>>2910773
Also >>2910715

>>2910794
We are here to "COFORT" Susan.
We are taking her to a place where she can smash and loot all she wants.
Away form the party, and Marco, and Jackie, ect.

>>2910794
Comfort doesn't necessarily mean making things worse

>>2910682
>>2910733
Revenge seems to be the mentality. If we going this path, might as well try to see if we got help on the inside. Support
>>2910715

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A: "Susan..."
>You stand
>Your long hair falling down across your face
>Muscles raised
>His nearly bladed fingers glisten under the moonlight

>WHUH-CRACK!
>Muscles PAWNCHES the School Sign
>Knocking off all the letters except for

>C
>H
>O
>D
>E

A: "FUCK YEAH LET'S BREAK SOMETHING!"

https://youtu.be/ZpUYjpKg9KY

Su: "DESTWOY!"
A: "DESTROY!"
>Muscles Pumps himself into the air
>Bow is prancing in place
>His forehead is even fat
>Covering his eyes
>He howls

SU: "DESTWOY! DESTWOY!"
>Susan tries to pick up bow
>15 total
>She cannot
>She plays it off well
SU: "DESTWOY! DESTWOY!"
A: "DESTROY! DESTROY!"

>She picks up the school statue however
SU: "DESTWOYYYY!"
>With a 19
>She chucks it into the dumpsters
>WHAM CRACKSSUchnkwankle
>Which roll into the school parking lot
>Crash into the Principle's car
>Then the Principle's Motorcycle
>Then his trailer
>Then they fall over, sending the granite Possum into the asphault

>5 on it's saving throw
>The School statue
>Is rubble

A: "...we should go break -other- town's stuff."
Su: "Okay!"
A: "Another COUNTRY'S STUFF."
Su: "OKAY!"
A: "LIKE AUSTRALIA!"
Su: "WHAT'S AUSTWAWIA!?"
A: "I'LL SHOW YOU."
SU: "OKAY."

>SHHHRRIIIP

>Meanwhile
>In Roo-land
>A group of protesters find thermselves at odds with the police
>Their sunscreen slathered bodies roil against the wall of blue authority
>Suddenly
>Through a glowing doorway
>Steps a fat
>Grass covered
>Drooling reptile

A: "PEOPLE OF UPSIDE DOWN ENGLAND!"

cont

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>>2910836
>>2910836

???: "Wow, that was Roisist."

>It's you
>Your sister daughter
>Your dog

A: "WE COME FROM AMERICA. WITH A SIMPLE MESSAGE."

>Susan hops down
>Picks up...
>2 on the dice
>Someone's Bike
>She throws it
>3
>Into a moving car window
>It crashes

SU: "FUCK DEH GOVEWMENT FUCK SOCIETY RACE WAW CWASS WAW GENDEW WAW. FUCK SHIT UP AND GET A NUTT BEFOW YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE"

>The crowd
>Goes
>Wild

https://youtu.be/6fVE8kSM43I

>Pasty white men with awesome hats
>Actual emus
>Women with Koalas instead of children
>All manically swinging their arms
>It's like a bad Sum 41 concert
>Or a good Metallica one


>On this street are hundreds of stores
>Cars
>Statues of important people
>People's apartments full of electronics and over-taxed grandmothers

>It's all so damn breakable

A: "Hey. After this wanna go hunting werewolves?"
Su: "SHuwe!"

>Business
>Executed

>For now however
>Anon
>You are let loose
>Upon a city street full of corrupt cops and entitled citizens

>There is so much to burn down
>Go nuts, big guy


What do?

A: "Who's my good boi?"
>You are petting Bow's nose
>He can't see still
>Too fat
>He is clearly elated to be here however
>He thirsts
>You can tell by how thick his drool is
>So you spot a guy with a water bottle
>Trip him

A: "Thanks."

>Then pour the contents into Bow's Bright Blue mouth

B: "BRffbRb! Bork! BORK BORK!"
>He shuffles
>Cracking the street under his bent claws
>S'good BOIIIII

>>2910848
>BECOME KING OF THE EMUS.
>Obviously.

>>2910848
GRAB A DIDGERIDOO AND MINDSCREAM THROUGH IT

>>2910848
RAID A POLICE STATION.
STEAL THEIR SHIT, THAN GIVE IT TO THE PEOPLE.
also raid stores and shit.

>>2910848
Flip a car, and get everyone to follow you.
You are the leader of this riot.
You are the Captain.

>>2910848
>What do?

OH AUSTRALIA BANNED SMOL TIDDY PORN BECAUSE IT LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE CP.

GO FIGHT THAT.

>>2910848
Susan, we gotta go to bendigo to get me pink cube! And destroy everything on our way!

>>2910880
Get a mask or something if your going to lead the riot. Possibly an Emu mask.

Also raise all the dead meat sacks. And bring the boys. IThey deserve a chance to party.

To soak their bones in booze.

And other incredibly lewd liquids.

>>2910893
Oh, also. At least TRY to avoid unnecessary casualties o.k?

>>2910848
>>2910893
get the emu mask, then see if you can get this riot to be country wide! REVOLUTION BABY
https://youtu.be/rL2IE0g6HsQ

>>2910848
Supporting >>2910886 , >>2910904

>>2910848
>>2910880
>>2910886
Add this to my old vote.
This is a VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE.
We will not stop into this injustice is rectified.

>>2910936
Don't forget, demand better internet

>>2910848
Keep our ABSOLUTE UNIT hydrated. ‘Tis a dry climate.
Also make sure Sus doesn’t kill anybody

>>2910971
This.

We need a healthy boy.

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Rolled 6 (1d10)

https://youtu.be/21CWzOQz6Uc

>The crowd moves like a living pool of sunburnt skin
>Susan is a wild animal
>Also
>Having a great time
>She kicks a mailbox
>Throws someone's mom into a fountain

SU: "YOU!"
>She points out a random woman
Su: "SHOW US YOUW TITTIES!"
A: "No!"

>Susan looks to you
>You point to much flatter chested woman
A: "YOU SHOW US YOUR TITTIES! YOUR COUNTRY HATES YOU FOR RESEMBLING A BOY!"

>She does it
>Whoah
>It'sfuckingnothing.webm

Police: "STOP THAT BOI! STOP EM NAAOH!"
A: "Fuck. Can't let them recognize us."
Su: "What do we do!?"

>You grab a pair of emus
>Muscles thinks they are long, swollen chickens
>A little FLESH CRAFT work and...

>Hotline Bendigo
>You and Susan are wearing Emu heads

SU: "It'sh ok, Emu Kid."
>You giggle maniacally
>Open another portal
>To THE MINES

A: "HEY BOYZ IT'S BREAK TIME LET'S ROLL SUM BONES!"
>Skeletons
>In hard hats
>Glittering with diamonds
>Come screaming out of your portal

>You flip a car
>It almost crushes a passing pair of homosexual teenagers
>You catch the car

HT: "Amoizing."
HT2: "Who ahre you?"

>You lean around from behind the car
A: "An Emu."

HT: "Fookin' Legend."

A: "LET'S ROB THE COPS."

Crowd: "YEAH!"
Cops: "NO!"
A: " CHARISMA CHECK."

What?

ROLL
CHARISMA

With advantage for Chaos.

Rolled 3, 14 = 17 (2d20)

>>2910981
KAYOSS!!!!!

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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2910981
Watch this high roll

Rolled 10, 6 = 16 (2d20)

>>2910981
REVOLUCION BITCHES

>>2910986
second roll cause I’m dumb

Rolled 8, 17 = 25 (2d20)

>>2910981

>>2910994
>>2910986
c'mon man

Rolled 19, 12 = 31 (2d20)

>>2910981
Lets mug some coppers

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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2910994
Fuck my life

Rolled 1, 19 = 20 (2d20)

>>2910981

Rolled 18, 6 = 24 (2d20)

>>2910981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MovvSwSNPg0

Rolled 18, 7 = 25 (2d20)

>>2910981

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2910981
Why is everyone rolling 2d20? We’re just rolling Charisma aren’t we?

Rolled 10, 17 = 27 (2d20)

>>2910981
FOOK YEAH

>>2911011
>with advantage for chaos

>>2911011
We are rolling advantage for Chaos.

Rolled 18, 18 = 36 (2d20)

>>2910981
LETS GO

>>2911014
>>2911016
Ah, fair enough.

Rolled 16, 5 = 21 (2d20)

>>2910981

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2910981
STRAYA CUNTS

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2911123
sorry, missed the ADV

Rolled 14, 20 = 34 (2d20)

>>2910981
AWWW fuck dis m8. I ain't rollin undah 20 ya bloody cunts.

>>2911146
NOICE

So has anyone considered fusing susan with the worm and making her like a giant lamia tremor thing?

>>2911235
no and no

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>>2910986
>>2910986
Hm.

This IS the 6...

>>2911000
and this is clearly the same friend.

Trips confirm.


>17 + 7

>24 total

>>2911146
...+2

>26


>You snatch someone's cactus soda
>crush a hole into it with your teeth
>Then pour the rest into bow's mouth
>He squirms
>Then BELCHES

Bo: " BRUUUUHHHHurrrrrp!"
>Leaves come out
>fucking leaves
>Also a cat
>It's still alive
>It flees for the desert

>The whole riot beholds you
>Astride your bush

A: "You're cucks."

"So?"
>A single man responds from the crowd
>They all turn harsh gazes toward him
>His look of pride slowly dissolves to insecurity with his proclivities brought to light

A: "All this splendor.All around you."
"Wot? The desert?"
A: "The ocean! The desert! BIG FAT ABORIGINAL PUSS PUSS...and who controls it?"

"The natives?"
>Says an uninformed white man
"Noiture eetself?"
>Says a hippy Asian woman

A: "No...the government."
"Yew wot?"

A: "Who taxes your income so much you can't afford the overpriced and hyper censored media you're forced to consume?"
>There's silence
>Then there is Susan

Su: "Youw GOVEWMENT!"
A: "Who tells you ya can't shoot aligators!? Then arrests you for trying to fuck them when they come eat your dog!?"

"Th-...the Goverment?"
A: "YES!"

Su: "WHO SAYS YEW CAN'T WOOK AT LIL TITTIES!?"

>Susan pulls up another shirt

"I-I''m a man!"
Su: "Yew shuw? You'we pwetti cute."
"Should have just stayed in california..."
>A guy walks up to Susan and this man
>He is a tall, lanky fellow with bushy hair

D: "Hi. Name's Dan. Couldn't help but notice you molesting my friend here."
Su: "I thought he was a woman!"
R: "That is a -terrible- defense."
D: "Shut up, Ross. You're ruining the anarchy."
R: "Sorry, Dan."


A: "ALL THE SHIT YOU DO GETS TAKEN FROM YOU. OR NEUTERED. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE -SKYRIM- FOR LESS THAN $90 AND IT'S 2018."

"Yeah. YEAH, HE'S RIGHT!"

A: "1 to the 2...to the 2...to the 3..."
>The crowd is on edge
>Waiting on your every word

A: "I WANNA BUY SKYRIM. YOU CAN'T KEK ME!"

Su: "EVEWYBODY!"

"THREE TO THE FOUR TO THE FIVE TO THE SIX. WE WANT GUNS AND 2-D CHICKS!"

cont

>>2911235
>So has anyone considered fusing susan
Yes.
>with the worm and making her like a giant lamia tremor thing?
No.

>>2911244

>>2911253
I'm just spitballing. And it'd'be really cool. Right up until it wasn't. I'm just saying she was a gator once.

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>>2911251
>>2911251

>The police call in for backup
>You cannot be stopped
>A nearby news crew is filming you
>The Emu
>With his Emu compatriot
>and Dinosaur Bush

>Bow is chewing somebody's fake leg
>They hit him
>So he chews their real one
>You give him a nearby Alligator instead
>It bites his nose
>Crits

>So he swings his head back
>Sending the Gator off into the air
>it lands on it's back
>On a car
>Then slowly rolls on top of a frowning Evangelical Christian
>It begins to eat them

Su: "WOOOOOOOOOO!"

>Susan is happy

Su: "I WANNA DO A COMBO MOVE!"

A: "What?"

>All around you there is chaos
>People lighting cars on fire
>Or urinating into mailboxes
>There are three dudes on each other's shoulders screaming

"MECHA SHOIVA. MECHA SHOIVA."

>and Susan
>Wants to do a combo move with you


AROUND THERE IS...

>A water fountain
>With a Topless Greek Statue
>City Hall, where all the leadership is holed up
>A Ute car
>Three Street poles
>A rubber band shop
>An Ice Cream stall
>A man in a Kangaroo suit
>Who others are kicking

A: "HeyEYEYEY!"
>The kickers look to you
A: "What'd he do?"

"Hoi's a Peed-o-Foil."

A: "Ah."


USE THESE MATERIALS, SUSAN, BOW AND YOURSELF


MAKE UP A COMBO MOVE

A: "What's the goal?"
Su: "Ash much. Destwuction. As possibwe."


What do?

>>2911259
>Use Fury of the Burning Heart to FUSE OUR SOUL INTO THE BLOODY UTE

>>2911259
A pedophile you say...
There is only one good move.

W O M B O C O M B O

JUGGLE THAT PUNK BACK AND FORTH
MUSCLES ARM WITH SUSANS SWORD
THEN AT THE LAST SECOND LAUNCH HIM UP
AND THEN LET BOW EAT HIM

>>2911259
go to the government building, throw the ute through the door, and seize the means of production!

>>2911284
SUPPORT

>>2911284
Dont let bow eat people. Hes dirty.

>>2911259
FAST BALL SPECIAL:
Anon sets himself on fire an is then thrown by Susan. He the explodes on impact.

TARGET:
City hall.

Dont blow up city hall its full of office workers.

Blow up... something full of assholes? Bank? Stock exchange?

>>2911284
Do the wombo combo.

>>2911313
STILL SUPPORT BUT FINISHING MOVE SHOULD BE:
kangaroo guy gets blasted by bow or susan
into a web of rubber bands between the poles which then launches the guy into the UTE car which then explodes

>>2911259
RUbberbands to the street poles
Ute to the rubber bands
Set Ute on fire
Eat that creamed ice while slingshotting the Ute into city hall

>>2911259
Raid rubber band shop, use them to create giant slingshot using poles. Have mob launch shit at city hall. Any shit that doesn't get far enough gets mid air combo' d by anon, Susan, and then bow, with an intent to have it continue it's directory at the gob'ment anon always ensures to knock it towards Susan so she can let out her fury as the final glory bash into the building

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So many marvelous ideas...

>>2911284
Combatative.

>>2911282
Creative.

>>2911314
Protective.

>>2911321
Rebellious.

There is clearly one answer.

Do it all, Anonymous.
Do fucking all of it.

https://youtu.be/_zpW2mdf4iI


A: "GET OVER HERE."

>Muscles snaps up the Pedophile Kangaroo
>You hurl him at Susan

A: "Ping Pong!"
Su: "PING PONG!"

>The Hippie asian lady looks sort of offended
>A skeleton grabs her and ties her pigtails to a light post

>You throw the pedo
>Susan SLAMS her sword into his ass

K: "AH! PLEASE! STOP! MY BONES!"
A: "Fuck ur bones."
K: "How old are you?"
>You backhand him into the sky
>Susan laughs
>You laugh
>Even Luna chuckles
>Bow runs underneath the man
>Borking
>Snapping his jaws

K: "WAIT. PLEASE. NOT LIKE THIS! I ONLY WANTED TO BE EATEN BY A MILE HIGH BLONDE WOMAN."

>You catch the Degenerate by his fake tail just before Bow can crush his head in his teeth

K: " https://youtu.be/NNDsxlNrySo "

A: "..."
Su: "...Dat taiw is a butt pwug isn't it?"
K: "It's Anal beads attached to a sounding r-"

A: "I can't believe this is so much fun."
L: "Believe it, darling."

>Luna's eyes are covered in tiny pink Kamina shades
A: "...is this paradise?"
L: "It can be if we go -further- "
>Susan clenches her big beautiful hands
>Lets her Emu head flop to the side as three chicks make out behind her to the light of a burning Coffee shop

Su: "I wanna go fuwthew..."
>You spot the Ute

cont

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>>2911452
>>2911452

A: "Mom."
L: "Yes?"
A: "I wanna be a car, Mom."
L: "You want to be a Ute?"
A: "A bloody Ute."


R: "There's better cars-"
Su: "Shutup WOSS!"


A: "How do I dewwit?"
L: "You'll have to become raw energy..."
A: "..."

>ANON ASSUMES STARWALK FORM
>Your ghostly body dives into the UTE
>With a quick WIS check
>You find the wires leading into the computer


NEW ABILITY FOUND

STARWALK FORM CAN POSSESS ELECTRONICS

A: "OI DEEDIT!"
SU: "He DEEDIT!"
K: "Wot in the FEK is going on here?"

>The people gather around
>Eager to hear what their magical Rebel Lord has to say

>Susan jumps up on your hood
>She is holding the Kangaroo Pedophile by his anal beads

Su: "Evewybody! Do what deh caw says!"
A: "Get me every fuckin' Rubber Band innis Bitch."

>Vroom
>Vroom

>They do as you command
>With the skeletons aide

>As the fires spread throughout the streets
>Police, either hounded by boney boys or mobbed by makeout sessions give into the madness


>You
>Anon
>You are finally having fun
>It wasn't your idea
>But

A: "This is so gratifying."
>VROOOM
>BROOOOOOM
>Goes your engine

>As the Skeletons and mob slowly pull you backwards
>In a huge Rubber band slingshot
>Strung between two light-poles

>Tied to your bumper
>Is the Kangaroo pedophile
>By his own anal bead tail
>With the remaining skeletons holding back Bow

>Who is struggling to get his feet on the ground
>Because he belly
>is 2 bigg

>He wants that Kangaroo meat
>He wants it
>Even if it's really just a kid diddler in a fur suit

>On top of your roof is Susan
>Seated
>Feet out
>Sword on her back

>Ice Cream in her hands

Su: "WEADY!?"

Crowd: "3...2...1!"

A: FIRE!"

cont

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>>2911458
>>2911458

>They launch you
>Susan on your back
>Pedo dangling behind you
>With Bow launching himself
>Like a blubbery cannonball
>After you

>You SMASH into city hall
>Shatter the bones of some fat guy feeling up his secretary
>Knock over three liqour cabinets
>Then come to a screeching halt


>There are so many screams
>As you emerge from the engine
>Then assume your boi form
>Take your ice cream Susan was holding for you


A: "Ladies and Koala bears."
>All of them are screaming
A: "I'm your new Anonymous Emu Overlord."
>Still screaming
A: "I come in peace."

>You offer up your ice cream
A: "We're here to help."

SESSION PAUSE

We continue TOMORROW!

7:00 pm US CENTRAL TIME!


What a fine day it's been.
Even when things aren't perfect.
You're not really alone, are you Anon?
You always have somebody.

Maybe you just need to make sure it's somebody who understands you.

B: "BOWRK! BORTKWF!"
>Bow comes sliding in on his stomach
>Mouth open
>Tongue out

K: "NONONONONO!"
>CRAWNCH
K: "AAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

"Oh moi God he's EEATING that man!"

A: "That man is a pedophile."

"So?"

>Susan Kills that guy as Bow gets his after-dinner-snack-lunch


>Luna kisses your cheek
>African skeletons make out with the Lesbians outside

>Nice

Bless.


Thanks to the Patron pals for making all this mess possible.

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>Just $5 and we'll get our first Animation
>Who knows what I'll do with that power

Big thanks to Ark (who died) Acid, Bawk and Comf


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Love,
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https://youtu.be/e4OvA06bVi4

>>2911461
>Luna kisses your cheek
T-thanks mom.

>>2911461
We have CLAPPT (a worm), and SLAPPT (Australia). Now... for a NAPPT(go to fuckin sleep it’s been a very long day I can’t actually remember when we last slept???)

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>>2911452
>Luna's eyes are covered in tiny pink Kamina shades
>L: "It can be if we go -further- "
To the heavens and beyond?

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SESSION
START

https://youtu.be/PkLPFi4fmug

>Who's that funky boy
>Sitting on the Mayor's desk in City Hall
>A burning Ute Behind Him
>A slightly dismembered fur suiter under his heels about to be chewed to death by an obese Dinosaur

B: "BORK!"
KP: "PLEASE! J-"
>The Kangaroo swallows
KP: "JUST MY LEG. PLEASE. NO MORE."

A: "Man. I never thought I'd find myself here in scenic..."
>That kid is you
>Anonymous
A: "What town is this?"
???: "Augusta, Mate."

A: "Never heard of it."
>A man with strong farmer's tan is speaking to you as you kick back in City hall
>You dropped in and just rekt the whole town
>With a serious riot
>Your demands?
>Flat chest porn
>Firearms
>Less taxes on Masterpiece Videogames
>Like Skyrim

>Really you just came here to cheer up your friend
>Susan
>Who made her move on a girl she likes
>...but made a fool of herself in the process
>She asked to blow off some steam
>With Revenge
>Robbery
>Or property damage
>You chose the last
>Brought her here to Australia
>Where a Riot was already underway

A: "Say...why were you Koalas rioting in the first place?"

???: "Mass Deesaperances."
A: "Ah."
???: "Gohvurmant Corruptioeen."
A: "Of course."
???: "An' the Aligoita atticks."
A: "...oh what?"
???: "Oi seed the Aoilahgaytah atticks."

Su: "Awwigatow attacks?"
???: "Yeh."
A: "Well why didn't you just say so?"


>You also sort of let a werewolf loose here a year ago
>You wanted to come and see how that panned out

>They probably have something to do with this town's unstable condition
>You were just in time
>To save the day

Su: "Anown. C'mewe. Dere's stwabewwy ice cweam. Vaniwwa and Toasted Marshmewwow."


>What do now that the city's government is in ruins?
>Although no one has seen the mayor in two days

>What ice cream do you want?
>Do you spare the Kangaroo suit faggot Bow is currently munch crunching all over?


Let's rock.

>>2913879
>Bow, don't eat that, we know exactly where it's been.
>All three on one cone.
>Ask Susan how she's doing now

>>2913879
Find the mayor.
Mint-chip chocolate, duh.
Kill the bastard but dont let Bow eat him. It cant be healty for him.

>>2913879
>What ice cream
I think the answer is VERY clear! I want it all! and get some extra for mom too!

As for Kangadude.... nah fuck him, I think he was a legit pedophile or something. The biggest boi needs his eatens.

Speaking of mom, is there a spell that can help us track someone down? OH! Did he leave something behind! We could get Bow or Susan to follow his scent and find him! I'm curious about this mystery!

>>2913879
>Afterlife for the Roo man. Dont let bow eat him, hes gross.
>All three on one cone.
>Go track down the Mayor.

>>2913879
Seems like a side quest.

>A NEW ENTRY HAS BEEN ADDED TO YOUR JOURNAL.

>>2913879
Supporting >>2913920 . Seems like a good start

>>2913879
I dont care if the Kangaroo Furry is a pedo as long as he has never diddled any kids or sees CP.

Lets look into hose side quests.

>>2913879
>thought susan already exectuted him
>read his mind and exectue if a pedo


>tell them its social justice werewolves then go home before the MIB gets pissed off.

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>Bow is really trying to get that man-meat
>Even though Bow can't see cause of his FOREHEAD FAT
>He has the guy pinned under his forelimbs
>Snaps downward in random directions
>The whole time he's doing a dog-like "Smile" with his tongue lollign out between chomps
>It'd be cute
>If that wasn't a person under there

>Muscles drags out the man
>Bow whines

A: "Down, boy. Sit."
>Bow Sits
>WHUAMP!
>Goes his tail onto the tile floor

KP: "Thank you...oh thank you."
A: "For what?"
KP: "For letting me live!"
A: "..."
KP: "...You're letting me live, right?"

>You read his mind
>Beep beep
>Oh Look
>Upskirt shots from the local Ms. Perdu Pagent
>Toddler con
>Unironic Enjoyment of "The Wiggles"


A: "No, Faggot."

>Muscles hurls him through the sky light
KP: "AAAH! AAAAAHHH!"
>Bow gets excited
A: "No."
>He whines and prances
>The Kangaroo fursuit comes back down and splatters like a hairy pizza-burrito

>KERASHPSH!
A: "No eating garbage."

>You spin around
>Grab an ice-cream cone and get

>One
>Two
>Three
>Four
>Near all the damn scoops

SU: "Hewe yew go siw."
A: "How much?"
Su: "Why, Nofing. It's fow fwee."
>Luna mock-gasps
L: "Free?"

>Whilst you shriek the Russian National anthem a native Bushwacker approaches

???: "Jus hew are you, stroingah? An whoi do'yah have a Fiminist Powa fantasy wif ya?"

Su: "I'm as weaw as it gets."
A: "You feeling better, suze?"
Su: "I wanna WEBEW mowe."
A: "Oh?"
Su: "I wan' a tattoo!"
A: "Neat."

???: "An woi doez she talk loik that?"
Su: "I speak wif a Wisp because I nevew take "Ews"."

???: "Wot?"
A: "She means "L's" just think of her as a tall Japanese person that's rude."

T: "Noim's Tom. Yew gonna help us wif our town?"
A: "I'm gonna find your mayor if I can."

T: "Well, there's heez office."
>Tom points to a door
T: "An there's his assitant."

>He points to a woman's head speared onto the trident of a nearby statue
>Her body is entirely missing

A: "Where was he last seen?"
T: "Running into this building."


What do?

>>2914010
Raise Dead the woman.

Let her show us in death what she knew in life.

>>2914010
bust in guns a blazing like a true blooded American

>>2914010
>SU: "Hewe yew go siw."
>A: "How much?"
>Su: "Why, Nofing. It's fow fwee."
>>Luna mock-gasps
>L: "Free?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xLVySuwbOo

>>2914010
>He points to a woman's head speared onto the trident of a nearby statue
Jeez, should've quit while she was a head. Raise her for questioning and maybe putting on a body later on to be an assistant.

>>2914010
Go straigth to the building.
Raise the body tougth. Free corpses are free.

>>2914010
How many deaths has Anon indirectly been responsible for just during this riot?

>>2914010
Supporting raise the dead secretary for questioning. If she doesn't turn up any leads, perhaps a vermin swarm or some such might be able to find our quarry

>>2914010
>raise the secretary
>try not to get skeleboner
>have luna put a teacup on Susans butt

>>2914107
>have luna put a teacup on Susans butt
I immensely approve.

>>2914107
>>have luna put a teacup on Susans butt
yes

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>>2914035

>Oh, I'd say a couple of hundred of them
L: "Couple of hundred of them?"
>Oh yes and there's a couple of hundred of them
>Just up a head
L: "Quaint."


A: "What do you know?"
>You ask the head
T: "She's ded, mate."
A: "I can fix that."

>SNAP!

C: "Hhrhh...Hrragahh..."
T: "Bloody Fok."
A: "Her name is..."
>You pry into her memories
>Oof
>There's a big hole in some of them
>Probably because of the big hole
>In her skull
>Also her brain

A: "Cheryl."
C: "WhahRHh!"
A: "Oh, Pff!"
>You pop her head off of the Trident

C: "OAHrhr Hello?"
A: "Hello."
Su: "HEWWO!"
T: "G'dai."
B: "BORK!"
L: "There are -far- too many voices in this room."

>Luna poofs
>Disappearing from the sight of all those present
>You spot a set of twinkling pink eyes in the back of your mind
>She's compressed herself
>Cozied up to your brain stem

cont

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>>2914135
>>2914135

L: "Try not to miss Jackie too much while I retire, darling. Crowded enough as it is."

A: "Can you give Susan a tattoo?"
L: "I could."
A: "How much HP do you need?"
L: "Five points should do it."

A: "Aye, Gurl."
Su: "Whuh?"

>PINK LASERS ERUPT FORM YOUR EYES
>They hit Susan's rump
>After they fade
>She pulls the back of her shorts down
>Just enough
>So reveal a teacup
>No bigger than a baby's hand

Su: "NOICSHE."

A: "Now. Cheryl. How did you die?"
C: "I was with the mayor...the riots broke out."
>She screws up her eyebrows
C: "Wait...what do you mean Oi Doied?"
Su: "Oh, Bwotha."

A: "Uh-"
>Shit
>Existentialism
>You can stomach gallons of it
>Normal humans?
>Not so much
>Fuck
>Fuck

T: "Ee means before the powah doied, Cher."
C: "Oh...well alroight. Tom. You know I suddenly feel so loight headed."
T: "Y-...yeh."
C: "Where's Danny?"

A: "Focus."
C: "Alroight."
>She seems so eager to please
>So friendly
>She'd be cute
>If not for the fist sized window in her temple

A: "Where is the Mayor."
C: "Stroingest thing. I saws heem transform into some kinna furry thing. An then I was spinning. An then it all went dark."

>Hm
Su: "He kiwwed dis bitch."
>Yes
>He clearly did

A: "Where is he?"
C: "In his office Oi'd suspect.
A: "Any secrets I should know about?"
C: "Something in there opens a secret compartment. Stairs down to a sub basement. He has friends he meets down there...probably more creatures like him."

>Jack
>Pot

A: "Thank you, Cheryl."
C: "No problem! Can Oi be on break now? Union rules."
A: "Unions..."
>You eye her
A: "You a socialist?"
C: "Oi'm a member of the proud working Middle class."
A: "THE MIDDLE CLASS IS A MYTH!"

>The Mayor is behind that door
>Probably transformed
>Doing Goof knows what
>A wrong move and you could be fighting a gang of werewolves in a cramped area

>Cheryl is a Socialist

What do?

>>2914150
Mind beam Cherryl of how socialism is a myth and how hard working capitalist build the confortable world we live today.

Them scissor to a place full of silver and steal it. Silver work on werewolfs right?

>>2914150
>release her spirit into the wand
>go fuck up a SJW
>then level the building to get that secret room

>>2914150
>She seems so eager to please
>So friendly
>She'd be cute
>If not for the fist sized window in her temple
Welp, time to add another pile to the adoption papers. Let's take her head with us so she can do things with us later. Take that assistant role that's been memed for Sabrina.

As for the mayor, fuckin' let's go and kill him. We could almost take him at like level 5, and now we're an OP level 15. We'll be fine.

>>2914158
That's unicorns you're thinkin' of mate.

>>2914158
Theyre social justice wolves, only opression points effect them.

Remember, anon is Jewish, not white and identifies as a nonbinary diety

>>2914150
Teleport some silver in, make it a giant phallic symbol with the words "PATRIARCHY" on the side, then see if you can trigger the SJWerewolf into attacking instead of us attacking back

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>>2914158
>Mind beam Cherryl of how socialism is a myth and how hard working capitalist build the confortable world we live today.
But that's wrong you lil shiet. Twuly you don't know the real value of socialism in our lives, comrade.

>>2914150
Either way. Keep Cheryl's head for now. Maybe release her into the wand if not needed.

I suggest we Use our newfound StarWalk Form powers to phase throught he floor and see and hear whatever is going down there without getting caught. Leave Susan on reserve and Mind Beam her for help if things get outta hand.

>>2914150

A mix of these will work >>2914158
>>2914167

>>2914170

>Implying werewolves are immune to silver
>Inhales

BOI

>>2914150
Supporting >>2914201. Sounds like the perfect use for Starwalk when an ambush is expected up ahead.

>>2914150
Welp, Cheryl is coming with us.
Bring her head, and send her soul to the wand we'll give her a proper body later.
Once that's taken care of, go ahead and bust the door down.
Let's get this MidBoss over with.

Shell go to heaven. Socialism is real if heaven.

Claim the souls of all the people you killed you monster.

At least they are in a better place now

>>2914236

>Wasting your time hating Anon

Self-loathing will get you nowhere, for no one here at all

>>2914201

Also supporting Starwalk form

>>2914236
>>2914236
>Claim the souls of all the people you killed you monster.
Unironically do this.

Even if we don't us their bodies (which I don't see why not) we should at least collect all of their souls.

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>>2914201
>>2914201
Friend did you make this?

Is this a version of the Starwalk form?

It's lovely.


A: "Aight."
>You Tucc Cheryl under your arm
A: "This is mine now."
C: "I can't be propery. Oi'm a free citizen."
>You pull her back up

A: "An' I'm a pseudo Capitalist. Nothing is free. Especially not women."

>Susan bops you one
A: "Ah! Fuck. Fine no more memes."
Su: "Das a wie."
A: "Fine. No more -oppression- memes...today...for now."
Su: "What'sh de pwan?"

A: "I'mma fight him."
Su: "Wow."
A: "I'mma fight the dude."
Su: "Owiginaw. Powerfuw."
A: "Butt first."


>ANON ASSUMES HIS STAR WALK FORM
T: "Ghosts. Skeletons. Werewolves. Goddamn it's loike the whole bloody world is ending."
A: "Yeah this is -definitely- my fault. At least part of it."
T: "How so?"
A: "I only admit this because I am -never- gonna see your inverted compass lookin' ass ever again...but I chunked a werewolf out here about a year ago. Never knew what destruction it caused and came here to check it out."

T: "Just the werewolves?"
A: "Wh-"
T: "Most of moi problems was the unreasonable tax on me For-profit sharecrop farm. That and the lack of sexual freedom on the eenternet. Yew didn't dew that?"
A: "No."
T: "Then most of Australia's problems ain't yew, mate. It's Australia."

A: "So I can have your dead, right?"
T: "Now hol' on a meenit pal these people 'ave families."
A: "Me too and mine's bigger."
T: "Wh-"

>Your skeletons pull up AKs
A: "We have guns."
T: "Y-"
A: "I am a flying Ghost fish that killed Steve Irwin."
T: "Yer the devil Heemself."
A: "An' I'm gonna save the day."

cont

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>>2914300
>>2914300

>SWOOSH
>You fly into the room in your ghostly form

M: "RRAARR!"

>18
>21
>15

>Three claw attacks slash through your ghostly body
>Nothing happens
>You look up

M: " OI FACK OFF We're CHOCKERS in ere you Immigrant Bastard."
A: "I did something smart..."
>You're shocked

M: "BLOODY BLOIGHTERS DUNNOW WUTS GUD FOR YEH CAN'T BE BLOODY WELL TRUSTED WIF SHIT"

>Is this?
>An indignant oppressive werewolf?
>The mayor is a stocky dog-creature covered in shredded dress clothes
>He has a set of tiny glasses

>Caclick
>He also has a gun

M: "AYE!? YEW WANNA FECKIN' GO MATE!?"

>Killing him outright wouldn't lead you to the rest
>Or solve all the problems
>You are currently a spook boi


>You can't hit him
>He can't hit you
>You can possess electronics
>Your WILL stat is still heavily drained

>That's when he pulls out the barrel of lube under his desk
>Cracks off the lid
>Then pours it over his body

M: "Oimma slick DUnger now! Can' catch me!"

>You are in an office with a lubed up Imperialist Socialism Werewolf


What do?

>>2914300
>Friend did you make this?
>Is this a version of the Starwalk form?
>It's lovely.
Ha ha.

No.

>>2914305
>possess this fool, sleep him then coup de gras with the wand for that nice nat 20 soul rip

>>2914305

Possess him, and then be sure to interrogate him. Give him a chance to come along with us so that we may spread Capitalism to the cosmos

It's his Us-given right.

>>2914300
>T: "Yer the devil Heemself."
Nah, but I showed him some trap porn!

>>2914305
>Killing him outright wouldn't lead you to the rest
Says who? Raise dead is a thing.

>What do?
Try possessing the werewolf, no clue if we can do that or not but it's not like anything bad will happen if we try.

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>>2914305
While there is no reasonable indication that such is the case, I am going to assume that that Lube is magic and can make us vulnerable to physical attacks.


Lets retreat back into the room.

THEN either use Cruci-Crush Spell or switch to it's Form and bring the floor of the room down over it to keep him pinned under the rubble.

Don't wanna get near those fangs and claws.

>>2914348
support

>>2914348

>Thinking that this quasi-commie Australian werewolf would have magic lube specifically made for this

You know, I hadn't thought about it. But considering where we are, fuck it I'll support you

>>2914305
I'm sure he has his phone on him.
Make it explode.

>>2914348
Do this. Your advantage is only temporary anyway.

Also mock them for trying to punch a ghost.

Did we get those souls?

>>2914348
>>2914358
>>2914359
>>2914369
>Worrying about the type of creature that only did TEN fucking damage to us when it crited
I'm disappointed in y'all. Seriously, this is like being spooped by a boxer, you forget that we're still on earth which is super weak.

>>2914305
Bug him and lead him to a better fighting spot.

>>2914371

Nigger shit changes in a year, Australia is a land where bullshit is used everyday in life. You think that this Aussie werewolf DOESN'T have magical lube?

>>2914391
>>2914371
Also, he has a shotgun.

>>2914391
Australia isn't magic, so the idea that the lube would be magical is absolutely stupid on all levels. The sheer amount of overestimation of this low tier enemy that barely did any real damage to us compared to the shit we face now is absolutely staggering. Seriously, sure back in the day it was spooky because ten damage was half our health. But that was a crit and we have something closer to 80HP with better AC due to DEX and armor, more spells beyond literally just combustion and raise dead, muscles can do more than punch, seriously we're a damn great white shark in a goldfish bowl at this point. But oh nooooo, let's watch ourselves against this super threatening mayor werewolf!

>>2914406
And we're a ghost, also we have a spell that protects us from bullets, and a general high AC, and a lot of health. And we faced off easily against like seven regular dudes with guns and didn't give a damn. Oh but a spooky werewolf has one so let's be careful now.

>>2914411
A spell we cannot cast while in Spellform.
We'd have to drop Spellform first, and since he's got the shotty ready I'd say he'd get us first before we could put up the Inversion shield.

>>2914407
But he has a shotgun and an accent, shouldn't we be worried about that?
>>2914411
I think that Dumbass Chaos is more concerned about the possibility of magic lube.....is it Slaneshmis already?
>>2914420
Then we ignore him and insult his mother. Your point?

>>2914305
Just kind of ask him what his deal is, straight up. These kinds of guys like monologuing

>>2914424

Yes, I'm completely concerned about the lube, I don't want to crush the werewolf to death. It's Slanneshmas today, fuck off shitape.

>>2914420
Can we get a spell form? That sounds rad.

Oh! Do raise dead form! Do it! Do it!

>>2914424
>>2914406
Wait I missed something in the stupidity of fearing this weak ass boi, literally where does it say he has a SHOTGUN? It just says "gun"

We should make Tom the mayor.

After mind reading him and giving hi an army of skeletals.