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We play as Manfred a Neet that's on his way to get out of the Neet Lifestyle.

Our Neet is doing well for himself, after taking down three robbers in a robbery gone wrong he was sent to jail. Was anti-Semitic to your Jewish Lawyer and turned down his deal. Forcing you to serve a week in prison. Where he became friends with some skinheads, lost weight, and increase his skills in talking. While the outside world was rioting and killing each other over his actions.

Now that he’s out he was to chooses to cut his beard and cut his hair to make anyone looking for him have a hard ass time doing so. With $375 in his pocket he heads off to the nearest gas station with his mother.

Previous threads
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Neet%20Quest

Inventory
https://pastebin.com/Jj4GtRgF
Neet Stats
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
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>>2924952
Mom “Honey, where should we go?

You thought hard on the question, but your damn beard was being so itchy, that’s when it hits you. You could go shave and cut your hair while at it, since there are people out to get you after you killed their amigos. Mommy is going to have to buy all the things

Manfried “To the nearest gas station.”
Driver “You got it.” He said and started the drive over. While mother talks with you on the way over.
Mom “Why are we going to the gas station honey?”
Manfried “I just need to get things like razors and some shaving cream. MAybe even scissors to cut my long hair, can you do that for me mom.” You said and lean in close to whisper in her ear.
Manfried“You’ll have to buy them, I could get hurt if friends of the people, I killed come looking for me. Will you do it?
Mom “Of course honey, I’ll do that. But why would anyone on Earth try to hurt the Downey’s hero?”
The rest of the ride goes by without much incident the uber parked and mom was out the car after you handed her a $20 dollar bill for the supplies. A bit more than needed, but just making sure while you wait for her for about 10 mins. She comes back carrying two bags of stuff, much more than the 3 items you asked for.
Manfried “Mom what’s all this?” You ask as you see the two cases of beer she bought along with the cheapest razor, cream, and scissors you could get.
Mom “It’s my little pick me up, they were on special.” Mommy said before opening one for herself.
You just bury your hands in your hair.
Manfried “To the nearest motel.”

The last leg of the trip ended at a Motel 6. You hand your mother a $100 dollar bill to pay for the room as you wait. When she wave you over, you pay the uber driver totaling up to $11 for the whole trip.
Tip the driver?
>Yes (How much)
>No
>Other Write/in

Current cash
$244
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>>2924954
>>Yes (How much)
5 bucks
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>>2924957
Sure why not, supporting.
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>>2924957
This

Are we all regulars or some new Anons joining us?
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>>2924957
+1
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>>2924957
+
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>>2924957

This
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>>2924957
Supportin
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>>2924957
>>2924970
>>2924972
>>2924999
>>2925003
>>2925079
After paying the good man a 50% tip, he say something in Arabic and you hear him say Allah Akbar as he drives away off in the distance. He was a polite driver, now thinking about it why didn’t he say something about the alcohol in his car? Must of been the big tip. You pick up the two cases of beer you head up to your room. Inside it’s decently clean, two queen size beds with sheets all tucked in ready to be slept in. You place the beer down next to the door and lay down the bed. You connect your phone to charge and put it on the nightstand. Then just relax letting your head fall into the pillow where you fell asleep to the sound of the shower running.

Waking up you unhook your phone, seeing the time display 7, as the anime girl wallpaper of a maid cleans the screen. You open up to the internet to find out the lastest news stories around the world.
Trouble in the Caribbeans, as the Cayman Islands is rocked by a tsunamis killing at least a thousand, and islands around it were also affect. Resource aid was sent to Jamaica with them receiving the bunk of the aid, while being the least affected by it. They promise to keep the beaches open while citizens of Cayman Islands pick up the pieces after thousands lose their homes.

Latin woes and successes, Ecuador is getting tourists coming in after they build a airport. Suriname strengthen the bond between both the French and British territories at their borders. Bolivia is suffering from sinister forces as the cartels form together under the leadership of Oscar Mastache. They running drug, arm trade bribing the officials to look the other way.

Asia strengthen against Isis. Isis is currently being invaded by Syrian government forces helped by the Russian government. The EU condemns these actions, as Russia is helping the dictator of the Middle East. Macau is getting more trade through it’s port and some counties you don’t remember the names of just build schools or other shit.

What does surprise you is news coming from Antarctic, maybe they find the Nazi hidden base or the Thing is coming. No wait, it’s just some lame discovers of animals of Antarctic and some cut footage of them. You close the browser and start up 4chan going through the boards and clicked on /pol/ but the only thing that happens is you’re redirected back to the homepage, no matter if you go through it with your app on your phone or through it on your phone browser.

You sit down and let the information sink in, what happened to /pol/ was it raided, was it all a honeypot just to catch anons? You look over and see mommy sleeping the shaving supplies sitting on the nightstand. The sun is out, as light comes through the closed curtains.

>Knowledge of the world learned

8/18/18 (Saturday 7:30AM)
What now?
>Eat Breakfast?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

Current cash
$244
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>>2925108
>>Something else
>Shave
Then
>Eat breakfast
Followed by
>Review
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>>2925108

Let's check [8]chan /pol/.
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>>2925108
>4/pol/ being raided
I mean we could always check out Infinity
Also get the snip snip.
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>>2925108
>Shower
>Shave beard
>Shave off sides of head. Cut hair until it something like this
>Leave note for mommy
>Go to gun store get our permit
>Buy gun
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>>2925111
This
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>>2925114
>>2925115
>>2925118
>>2925141
Alright. we're going to Shave, eat breakfast and review the other board

Roll me 2d100 (Best out of 3)
First roll is Willpower -5
Second Roll is Wisdom -10
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Rolled 53, 62 = 115 (2d100)

>>2925156
High rolls only boi
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Rolled 53, 71 = 124 (2d100)

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Rolled 50, 66 = 116 (2d100)

>>2925156
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Rolled 51, 29 = 80 (2d100)

>>2925156
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>>2925161
>>2925163
>53 Dubs
>50 Special Event

You hope right into the bathroom, seeing yourself in front of a mirror and really looked at yourself. You can see the fat melting away, but that beard you're sporting is more neck beard than anything else. You aimed to change that, you hop into the shower turned that shit on and quickly washed yourself from all the dirt and sweat you had and reflected on your time in prison. After that quick shower you jumped out and started to shave getting a good helping of that cream on your face. It's been forever since you shaved but you're memories of your father came flooding back.

Dad "Now there are two schools of shaving, with the grain and against the grain." He said and doing both as you watched in awe.
Dad "Just never do side to side." Was all he said before you tired that for yourself.
Manfred "I'm shaving!" You say as you shaved side to side.
AAAAH
Dad "Manfred! I fucking told you!"
Manfred "AAAAAAAHHHHHH"
sound of belt being taking off

Good times, you start shaving after remembering what your dad told you. By the end of it, you were clean shaven. You even comb your hair a bit as it doesn't look like you just woke up from bed and got dressed. You head downstairs to the motel area and get some breakfast, that was just a Apple, Banana, Orange and a bowl of cereal with milk. You sat down and started eating even pulling up [8]chan to see the news.

/pol/ shut down due to "Criminal activity" found within the board. With the anons posting questions if the FBI, NSA, or another government organizations has something to do with it. Wither Hiroyuki Nishimura had to lock it down by force or he didn't like what was being posted? Scrolling down you see shitpost threads about does God go hand and hand with the National Socialism ideology? something that got you thinking, you were never the religious type, but you like to Deus Vult on the mudskins. Maybe you have a higher purpose in life, far from the norm of being a wage slave, maybe you were meant for something bigger. A important key of the puzzle that will affect the world.

Before you know it you're done with breakfast. You put away the dishes and go back to your room where mother is waking up.

8/18/18 (Saturday 8:30AM)
What now?
>Eat Breakfast?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

Current cash
$244

>Willpower 4 9.75/20 +1
>Wisdom 3 4.25/20 +2
>Personal Grooming 2/5 +2
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>>2925224
>Have mommy cut hair
>Go to gun store
>Get gun permit
>Buy gun
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>>2925224
>offer to cook mom some brekkie
>get mum to chop the mop
>Ask about the gofund campaign money
>SWOLE
>Start our shopping list of survival shit and books
>Apply for gun license fucking finally.
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>>2925230
This.
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>>2925225
This
But also this
>buy survival books
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>>2925225
>>2925230
>>2925244
>>2925247
Alright so we're going with both of these.

What type of exercise? https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise
>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises
>Fast as fuck boi (Cardio/Dex)
>Flexibility
>Balance exercises

>Roll 2d100 (Best of 3)
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Rolled 57, 17 = 74 (2d100)

>>2925256
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise
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Rolled 58, 66 = 124 (2d100)

>>2925256
>Calisthenics
Get that strength uo
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Rolled 80, 13 = 93 (2d100)

>>2925256
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Rolled 46, 10 = 56 (2d100)

>>2925256
Rolling fo balance exercises
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Rolled 92, 35 = 127 (2d100)

Rolling for fast as fuck boi
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>>2925262
>>2925263
>>2925266
>>2925274
>>2925276
Choose one exercise, Or I'll roll for it
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Rolled 25, 95 = 120 (2d100)

We need to be faster than sanic
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>>2925280
Fuck it. I'll with to Fast as fuck
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>>2925280
fast af boi
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>>2925280
We chose fucking fast as fuck boi and got the rolls.
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>>2925263
>>2925266
>>2925274
>>2925276
>>2925282
>>2925287
With Mommy awake you think you should cook her up a nice tasty meal. But you realized you don’t have anything to cook with or any food to prepare, it’s was a stupid idea. The next best thing you can do is get her some breakfast downstairs, which you do as your mommy gets ready upstairs. You go down and come back up and place the food on the table. You take the time to get work out doing the one thing you always wanted to do. Go fast, you head out of the motel into the parking lot, happy that it’s a slow day with a few to no cars driving around. You set up at a Parking Curbs warm up a bit jogging to the other side of the lot to the other parking curb. After doing that for a bit you start the engine and start running as fast as you can back and forth across the curbs all in an effort to increase your speed, and lose that weight.

Time passes, and you stop once your mother calls, wondering where you are. You tell her you’re in the parking lot and not to worry. While you’re talking you ask her, if it’s possible to get the gofundme money. She answer yes, but doesn’t want to as the campaign still has 2 more weeks to go, and the current amount of 25,000 dollars can go further up. When she say that number you were blew away that random people around the world would donate money to you, a Neet with a gun. You say goodbye and go up to the motel room brainstorming about the survival books you would need and other survival shit.

What going to be on your list?
>Write-in

Also about the gofundme
>Cash out now?
>Wait until the campaign over?
>Help campaign? (How?)
>Other write in

>Willpower 4 10.75/20 +1
>Dexterity: 3 1.5/10 +1
>Track 1 2.5/10 +1
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>>2925326
Books:
-Hunting and butchering
-Eatable plants
-Mushroom identification book
-Woodworking basics
-Public speaking
-Web dev
-Other/Specific ones?
Tools:
-Hunting Rifle+Ammunition
-Hunting knife
-Screws
-Nails
-Screwdriver/Power drill
-Hammer
-Saw (Big one and small(Japanese) one)
-Ax
-Rope
-First aide kit
Food:
-Beans
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>>2925326
>25,000 dollars
>LET IT RIDE BABY
>Help campaign? (How?)
FIRST thank everyone for their help and then talk about how our house burnt down and that the place we worked at was torched as well and that were currently staying in a motel and moving cross country with our mother.
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>>2925343
This.
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>>2925326
Blow all the money on studying the occult, and get Isekai'd with mommy.
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>>2925335
>>2925343
Both of these
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>>2925335
>>2925343
>>2925353
Going with that list and that thank you note. But here are more options for you.

>survival shit and books
>Go buy that stuff now
>Later

>gofundme
>Just the thank you note
>Add some pictures of you and mother
>Make a video thanking the people
>Other write in

Also

>Roll me 1d100 -5 (Best of 3) Mom is helping so it went up from -10 to -5
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Rolled 36 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2925374
>gofundme
>Just the thank you note
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Rolled 85 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2925374
>Later
>Video for more money
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Rolled 54 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2925374
>survival shit and books
>Later
We only have $244
>gofundme
>Just the thank you note
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FUCK we should have done the go fund me shit first then get the haircut.
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>Do we still want to go hiding in woods route with a floating 25k+? Could NEET do better?
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>>2925386
This
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>>2925383
pls no vid, our new look will get outed
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>>2925382
>>2925374
also
>Go buy that stuff now
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>>2925401
Agree. We should buy that stuff now. We should have gotten our Neetbux
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>>2925399
Agreed
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>>2925382
>>2925383
>>2925386
>>2925389
>>2925398
The list of course isn’t complete by any means, but with it stored in your phone you can at least look these things out when you have to. With the gofundme money you decide some help is in order to get some more money out of these generous people. You talk with your mother about your ideas as she has the login info, and she accepts with them. You start thinking if you should post pictures, just a note, or go full Jew and do a video. In the end you choose to go with the note, since you don’t want everyone to know who you ready are. Typing up a good update with your mom looking over your shoulder you click accept and send that off into the internet. Just a few minutes past and you’re flooded with more money.

Getting at least one more $1,000 from people sending their prayers and offers. With that done, you go about searching a good shop that near you. Your Mother is going to stay put and drink the rest the rest of the beer while you go walking to where the place is. On the GPS it’s just labeled as gunshop and it’s 3 miles away and walking will take 1 hours. You could always take a Uber or bus. That does remind you to check your bank account and you see that big brother gave you your $1,000 bucks in your account. So you could buy some survival stuff after all, but for now you got a gun permit to get.

What do you do?
>Take a Uber? (10 mins $7 + tip)
>Take the bus? (50 mins $2)
>Walk(1 Hour)
>Other Write/in

Current cash
$244
Bank
$1,000
Bank Knowledge unlocked due to anon asking
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>>2925462
>>Walk(1 Hour)
and chat with mom about our dreams and future together
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>>2925462
>Walk(1 Hour)
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>>2925462
>Walk
But really Anons how are we going to stretch $1,244 until the deadline of GoFundMe? If it's 100 bucks a night we only got 12 days
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>>2925466
>>2925470
>>2925491
Alright

2d100 (Best of 3)
First is Willpower -5
Second is Endurance -10

>>2925491
I forgot to say it's really $90 bucks a night. But mom keep the rest.
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Rolled 82, 88 = 170 (2d100)

>>2925495
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Rolled 38, 72 = 110 (2d100)

>>2925495
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Rolled 90, 50 = 140 (2d100)

>>2925495
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>>2925499
>88
Heil Hilter crit
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>>2925495
Dangit mom.
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>>2925491
There are some cheap as motels and rbnbs, so maybe we should research a new hideout after we get back from the gunshop. Should be possible to get that nightly cost down to 40$ at least. While we wait for the money, we should already pick out all the individual items we want, so that we then can buy them in one big swoop and of course work out. We should also research the cabin and maybe even visit there, if it isn't to far away. The majority of the money should go to bossman and mum, so that they can rebuild their lives, we grab enough for the supplies and maybe 5K as backup.
>>2925506
Yeah, we need to get away from her.
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>>2925531
We need to go in da woods.
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>>2925500
>>2925503
>>2925506
>>2925531
>>2925499
>>2925500
>>2925503
You walk following your GPS along the way. It was a pleasure Saturday morning, the first real day of your freedom. You dress and look vastly different since last week, that you’re sure noone will know who you are unless they figure out your name and connect it to the Downey’s Hero. The Hour is spent on the walk, it’s peaceful and relaxing just to take in the city view of cars passing, people walking.

The whole hour goes by without anything going wrong, you see the building as you round the corner. With a sign that reads “The Gun Shop” Under that is say it gives security guard training, with another sign on the left saying it has a range. You go inside the store and are greeted with people looking at the wares within the store. You step up to the cash register where a young man is working. He seems friendly enough.

Employee “Hello Sir, how may I help you?”
Manfred “I need to get my gun permit.”
Employee “Gun permit sir?” He said and rises a eyebrow.
Employee “You must mean the Firearm Safety Certificate Test. For a small fee of $25 dollars. You take take the test twice within here. If you happened to fail the first time. Would you like to take the test sir.”
Employee “If you need to brush up on some things, I can provide you the FCS Study Guide before the test. You just need to pass with 75%.”

What do? (Of course you take the test you pay $25)
>Real men don’t study (Take Test Hard difficulty)
>Let me brush up (Take a hour to study Medium difficulty)
>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)
>Other Write/in
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>>2925520

> stealing children's toys
> an unshaven beard
> digit worshipping

You monster
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>>2925552
>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)
Dont be a fucking idiot.
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>>2925552

>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)

No reason not to.
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>>2925552
>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)
Why wouldn't we. We have plenty of time and gun safety is important
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>>2925552
>>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)
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>>2925552
>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)
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>>2925553
>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)
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>>2925558
>>2925559
>>2925563
>>2925565
>>2925567
>>2925568

Give that dices

>Roll 1d100 (Best of 3)
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2925571
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2925571
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2925571
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>>2925573
Damn, hope we dont fail because of our -10 to int rolls.
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>>2925578
Since we do it the easy way, a 66 should still easily pass.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2925571
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>>2925520
how much good boy point for making mom breakfast ? also I thought mom was the one going to cut our hair, you know... for bonding
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>>2925572
>>2925573
>>2925575
>>2925578
>>2925579
>>2925588
Manfred “I’m going to need that study guide. And here you go.”
You say and hand him the $25 dollars, and he hands you a paperback copy of the study guide.

You get the FCS study guide sit down in a open seat and start reading. People come in and out buying guns, getting the guns they paid for, or just placing them to be in order. Even some just coming in here for the ammo, for all kinds the common ones, the uncommon ones.

Inside the FCS study guide it’s a wealth of information for a novice like yourself, showing how to handle both revolvers and semi action pistols, how to clean them, the caliber the gun has, has to match up with the caliber of the round. How to properly store a firearm away from a child, the need to keep your gun inoperable when not in use. So either in a safety device, or gun safe because if it’s outside a safe or without a safety device you’re technically commiting a crime. Even throughout the book there are questions that should appear on the test litter at the end of the chapter to test your knowledge which you do with every single one.

Once the clock strikes High Noon, you walk up to the employee who does seem surprised you’re still here and demand a test.
Manfred “I’m ready for the test.”
Employee “Alright, just answer the questions over there. And just return it here to me. No cheating or you’re fail the test, and have to repay the $25 dollars.” He said and points over to a empty gun display to do the test.

You take the test in your hands and ready up for the test. You fly through it, feeling like you wasted your time reading that whole book. You fill in and once done you hand it to the employee who just put it in a machine and out pops out a piece of paper with shit printed in. He takes it and signs it, and turns over to you.
Employee “ You passed with 83% Correct, Sign here.”

You do so and he takes the paper and cut the place you sign. And gives you a little piece of paper that says your name, date of born, ID# and FSC#. With this paper it’ll be ruin in no time unless it’s laminated.
Employee “If you want that laminated it’ll cost you $15 dollars. And are you by any chance related to the Downey Hero. You guys have the same name.”

Current Time 1 PM Saturday
What do? (Choose two)
>Tell him you’re that guy
>Lie
>Pay for Laminate (Protect it from damage)
>Don’t Pay (Yolo)
>Other Write/in

Current cash
$219
Bank
$1,000


>>2925590
We really didn't make mom breakfast since we're at a motel with no tools. No one voted to cut your hair only one anons, but you did shave.
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>>2925598
Pic
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>>2925598
>Tell him you’re that guy
>LAMINATE THAT SHIT
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>>2925598
>>Lie
The store would probably try to advertise that we shopped there to get more people to come
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>>2925598
>>Other Write/in
check him for percentage of aryan blood, if high enough
>Tell him you’re that guy
>Pay for Laminate (Protect it from damage)
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>>2925598
Fucking lie
Fucking Laminate that shit
Damn people will just spread where we are and our looks to get the beans after us.
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>We're going to spread the wealth around comrade 0/???? Pay Commie California Taxes
>Uncle Sam needs his money 0/???? Pay your taxes Full Amount due by April 18
>Fuck you Government 0/1 Get fucked by the tax system

We should research how to pay taxes on gofundme income, keep more than enough money to do so and then pay them when the time comes. Also it should be a priority to find out what exactly is waiting for us with that cabin, so that we can buy appropriate items.
Now I have put some thought into low magic we could get into (if anons like the idea) and have basically come up with two things:
--Tulpamancy--
I know what you are thinking, gay lonely faggot shit, but hear me out. Tulpamancing is on a fundamental level, the ability to create autonomous sub personalities within your mind. It is a real thing, so even if this world has no magic at all, it would still work. These sub personalities can often access memories and knowledge that you are no longer consciously aware of. So my plan would be to not create a fox girl to mentally fuck, so that we can become the most shizo, pathetic looser ever, but instead to create support personalities that don't really have any characteristics apart from the functions they fulfill. So we could have one sub personality to just analyze sensory input we are not concentrating on and warn us if anything in there demands our attention. So it analyzes our peripheral view and warns us if there is something we need to pay attention to. Another sub routine could just be responsible for bringing up subconscious memories, greatly enhancing our ability to remember things.

--Chaos Magic--
Not Warhammer, but the real life believe system. There is to much here to cover. Maybe craft runes (Sigills) and other shit to assist us.

>>2925611
this
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>>2925615
OH NO
Some anon read my pastebins, and find out about hidden but not really hidden achievements
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>>2925611
This write-in
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>>2925619
I did too, that's I want to become the Best boi
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>>2925604
>>2925611
>>2925613
>>2925615
Manfred “Here you go, give me that lamination." You say to him and pay him the money. While he goes off and does that you use your Aryan vision to see if he could be told the truth. From his looks and features of his face, eyes, hair and color of his skin. He looks like a Marco Rubio or a Hispanic White. You think this over in your head should you really tell him? When he comes with your card all laminate you deiced to go balls deep in your choice.

Employee "Here you're card man, it would be cool if you were the guy, that saved all those people."
Manfred "I'm him."
Employee "W-wait what? Are you bullshiting me?
Manfred "I am not, it's really me."
Thomas "NOW! It's a pleasure to meet you. It's amazing what you did in that grocery market you saved some many people with a black powder gun. That's impressive. If you need anything, anything at all just ask. My name is Thomas"
Manfred "I'll keep that in mind, if you don't mind I'll like to check some pieces out."

Rules for buying a gun or ammo in California
Long gun and hand guns will take 10 days for background checks to go through
Any gun you search is allow if it's common enough to be in the gun store
You can buy ammo freely since you're over 21
You can buy both handguns and rifles since you're over 21
If you have questions ask me

Are you going to look for a gun?
What type? First if there is any interest I'll go into calibers.
>Handguns?
>Rifles
>No guns
>Other Write in

8/18/18 (Saturday 1:30AM)
What now?
>Buy Gun {Which one}
>Eat Lunch?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

Current cash
$219
Bank
$1,000

>Charisma: 3 10.5/20 +1
>Human perception 3.5/5 +1
Used your Aryan vision to deem him worthy

>Gained one favor from Thomas
>Relationship with Thomas Welcoming +20
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>>2925651
Unfortunately I personally know jack and shit about gun models. Gonna ask for /k/ autists for thier opinion.
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>>2925651
we need a shotgun for home defense and hunting birds/small game
and if we have the cash for it we "need" a hunting rifle
im not a gun nut, so i will listen to anon regarding the tech specs
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>>2925651
Ask him to keep it on the down low
>>2925651
Check out
>Rifles
Gotta become an innawoods hunter
>Learn something?
Check out taxes for dummies
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>>2925651
I don't know jack shit about guns, so let's just ask Thomas. We are looking for something to hunt, also look around for hunting knives and maybe books on the subject.
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Here are gun guides that /k/ and /pol/ made for you non gun anons
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>>2925659
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>>2925659
>>2925660
cant we just make this fast, its not really important desu
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>>2925660
Ask Thomas for advice and tell him to keep our identity to himself. The Remington 597 looks like a reasonable choice, dirt cheap and something we can hunt with. In case it doesn't come with it, get a cheap scope. I assume it is a bolt action, what mag does it come with?
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>>2925664
also we should get cheap glasses and earplugs
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>>2925662
Not really, because this is my last post of the night. I need to get some sleep after running 7 hours

Going to sleep anons, I'll see you guys later. As always if you have questions I'll answer by morning. This is a good stopping point, since I'm really tired now.
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>>2925666
Goodnight OP. We'll let the Burgerfags figure this out since I guess most Anons here right now are form the land down under or Euros
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>>2925666
Also Satan trips don't have a nightmare QM

>>2925664
The gun about guns is to look at the caliber. I'll try to explain since I'm a Burgerfag
>Caliber = how big the round is .45 ACP is .45 of a inch.
So naturally the bigger the caliber the stronger it is.
>Hunting = I would recommend either .308, .223, 30.06, 12 gauge 00 shot or slug
Slug when used in a shotgun means it's a soild piece of lead instead of just small balls.
>Carrying = handguns 9mm or .45 ACP most common. 10mm for more power. .357 or .44 for revolver

I bet this didn't explain anything.
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>>2925677
It kind of helped, the Remington fires .22, so that's ok for hunting?
What kind of gun would you recommend, for hunting on a budget?
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>>2925680
Here is a caliber chart to let you see the size difference. I'll say just get a shotgun, 12 gauge as it can be multi purpose either shooting birds, medium game or bears of you pack it with slugs.
And their cheap, don't listen to the game gun logic of shotgun can only kill you in your touching another person with the barrel. There are tons of videos showing they can keep a spread tight well. Even better with a choke, and if you want to just shoot soild lead slugs you can replace the smoothbore barrel with a rifled one to shoot even better.
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>>2925689
Since we have a low skill level I'd say shotgun+choke then.
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>>2925689
I'll change my vote to shotgun then
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>>2925689
So we just tell Thomas we want a cheap reliable shotgun for hunting birds and game. Then we get some regular shotgun ammunition, some slugs, safety glasses, earplugs, a hunting knife and a book on the subject. What does choked mean exactly? Does getting a rifled barrel have a negative effect on firing non slug ammunition?
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>>2925692
You shouldn't fire nonslugs out of a rifled barrel. The balls will ruin the rifling and you're have to buy a new one.
I'll say ear plugs and ear muffs. Double protection so we don't get hearing lost while training with it. Since shotguns are pretty loud
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Do we want to buy another revolver/pistol for self defense or to finish of injured prey? Is there a chance to get our LeMat back?
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>>2925736
I mean, there IS a Revolver Ocelot achievement.
We're just a little low on cash to be memeing too hard right now.
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>>2925692
This
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>>2925695
>shotguns are pretty loud
bruh
We only need earbuds for the shotgun.
The real killer is the sonic boom from rifles, that shit rapes your ears like nothing else.
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We must buy a Bowie knife also. Nothing less.

The Baikal MP18 shotgun looks excelent for a newbie. Even tough Manfred is large and all, the low weight gun makes it easier to use and in the end, what matters is good quality ammo.

So, with the cheaper gun there is more room to buy ammo, earbuds & accesories.
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>>2926053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6EZVFEC228
Also, Manfred HAS to subscribe to this channel. This is the kind of grandparent everybody needs but doesn't deserve.
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>>2926053
+
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always wanted a folding rifle and it's 9mm
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>>2926626
looks like a cock flavoured lollipop to me
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>>2926787
>it can be concealed in a bagpack
>it's a rifle requiring less training than a handgun
>it's 9mm, most widespread caliber in America
>it's semi auto
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kel-Tec_SUB-2000
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Op is kill
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>>2926839
Nah. I just slept like a rock. I got to do some things but will be back in a few hours
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>>2927083
UPDATE WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2927520
Like in a hour. I'm setting up the next post. I'm going with the choice of asking Thomas about shotguns. and if course if you have questions you can ask.
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>>2925652
>>2925653
>>2925654
>>2925657
>>2925689
>>2925763
>>2925774
>>2926053
>>2926626
>>2926839
Manfred "Hey Thomas can you keep my identity to yourself? Don't want to be hunted down by gangers friends."
Thomas "Of course, I'll keep it on the down low. Are you getting a gun to go full pushier on them? Right?"
He asks a bit too excited than normally.
Manfred "No, I'm looking for something that I can all in one, defend myself, hunt with, something cheap but reliable."
Thomas "If it's a gun you need you came at the right place. This is the Gun Shop. let me show you some shotguns right up your alley."
Thomas takes you to the shotgun section and began showing off the different guns on display, ones with wood, ones with pistol and rifle displays, ones that are semi-action even ones with mags.
The different amounts of chokes you can buy, from Cylinder to full choke, the saddles for the shotgun. The buttstock sleeve, the sling the mount for flashlight and laser. The different amount of shells you can buy
including bird shot #4 buckshot 00 shot, slugs. Then he gets started on the various different custom loads you can do including making wax slug he had to be stopped.

Manfred "Can't you just show me 5 or less guns that would be good for what I asked for?"
Thomas stop his ranting of all the things shotgun can do.
Thomas "Alright. I got just the guns."
He said and showed you 5 different guns, for you to fingerfuck. While he looked swiftly eye left and right and lean in real close and whisper something in your ear.
Thomas "If you need these guns by today or at a 'reduce price' just ask."


Slugs are 4d6+2 or 3d6+2 depending on gauge
ACC -1 0 +1 Means how well build the gun is. +1 Giving +1 to rolls using it. -1 giving -1 to rolls using it
So 1d10+DEX+Shotgun Skill+ACC

Buy a gun? (Which one?)
>Hatfield SGL Single Shot $100
12ga (4d6#00) ACC -1 1 Cap Accessories? NO

>H&R Pardner Youth $160
20ga (3d6#4) ACC 0 5+1 Cap Med amount of accessories

>H&R Pardner Protector $200
12ga (4d6#00) ACC 0 5+1 Cap Med amount of accessories

>Mossberg Maverick 88 $250
12ga (4d6#00) ACC 0 7+1 Cap High amount of accessories

>Mossberg 500 SP $350
12ga (4d6#00) ACC +1 7+1 Cap High amount of accessories

>None
>Other

Accessories
>Full Kit $100 (Everything below and Sling,Butt sleeve, Saddle, Flashligh Mount, Choke Set)
>Simple Kit $15 (Ear buds, glasses)
>Nothing
>Other

>Ammo
>Slug $50 25 count (4d6+2) Range 50M
>Shot $25 25 count (4d6) Range 25M
>None
>Other

>Bowie Knife
>Yes $50
>No

Current Time 2PM
Current cash
$244
Bank
$1,000
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>>2927832
Mossberg 500 SP
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>>2927832
>Mossberg 500 SP $350
>Simple Kit $15
>2 boxes of shot $50
>1 box of slug $50
>Bowie knife yes $50
$515 for all the things we need. Also can we use our favor to get the guns today?
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So Anons should we go where the cabin is? And buy more supplies for it with the money left over? Or should we keep living in a cheap ass motel until we get the gofundme monies?

If we can use Thomas' favor for reduce price. We could maybe use the rest of the week to train up our skills.
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>>2927854
>>2927861
Alright

Do you guys want to use Thomas' favor?
>No Waiting time (Have to pay full price)
>No paying (Still have to wait 10 days for the shotgun)
>No Favor used
>Other Write/in (Different Favor that reasonable)
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>>2927994
>No paying
We need to save our cash
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>>2927994
>No paying (Still have to wait 10 days for the shotgun)
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>>2927994
No waiting. We need to gtfo as soon as possible.
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>>2927994
If we decide not to pay, can we pay for a sidearm and not wait? I don't like the idea of facing some human bean without some kind of firearm
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>>2928164
Nah, It's only one favor from Thomas, either covering up 1 purchase of $525 or less, or paying the things and not waiting for it.
Not paying and Not waiting for something else would count as another favor.
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>>2927854
>>2927861
>>2928011
>>2928017
With the gun selection out you choose some things. You pass over the lower quality shotguns and move up to the Mossberg 500 Special purpose.
Thomas “That’s a nice gun for the the price right there. Can hold up to 7 rounds and puts a nice hole in anyone. Will that be your choice today sir?”
Manfred “Yes, is it.”
Thomas “Great would you want me to include some eye plugs and eye protection for a low price of 15 bucks?
Manfred “Sure.”
Thomas “Great, just get the ammo you need and I’ll be right with you.”
Manfred “Yup.”
You said and walk over to the ammo section. You know that the gun is 12 gauge so you look at ammo in that area and settle on getting 1 box of slugs, 2 boxes of shot, and just for shooting birds at $10 one box of bird shot and make you way over to the counter. Where you glaze your eyes over at all the sharp knives on display. Pocket knives, spring loaded knives. Machetes, and Bowie knives. You eyes land on a good looking Bowie knife. It has a leather sheath right next to it, and has bass for it’s guard, something that would be great in the outdoors. You set down the items on the counter and just look at the weapon..
Thomas “You want that as well? It’ll be a extra $50, along with the ammo and gun, with the basic kit. Bringing up the total to $575 including taxes.

$575 that’s why too much to pay for the lot you got. It don’t be enough to last you the week. Maybe it time to put up Thomas’ favor.

Manfred “Thomas can we do a ‘reduce price with these. The Downey hero is a bit strip of cash after my home and car was torched.” You say quietly and as clean as possible to Thomas. He looks around to make sure he’s in the clear.
Thomas “Alright. Just take the knife, ammo, and protection with you for now. But the gun is staying with me. I’m going to pay for this out of my own money, but if it helps you I’m willing to do it.”
Manfred “Thank you Thomas, you’re a lifesaver.” You say taking the bag of goods and walking out the store.

Mommy must be out of the motel now, since it's past Noon. Meaning you don't have a place to go.

>Got
Bowie Knife
4 Boxes of Ammo
Eye Protection
Ear plugs

8/18/18 (Saturday 2PM)
What now?
>Eat lunch?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
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>>2928270
>Call mommy
>Find out what happened to all our shit, didn't they move it before the fire?
>Find a cheaper motel
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>>2928290
this, but make sure we make a note to pay back this chill lad somehow
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>>2928356
this, gotta pay thomas back one day.
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>>2928290
>>2928356
>>2928400

>Roll me 2d100 (Medium Difficultly)
Finding a cheap motel
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Rolled 59, 35 = 94 (2d100)

>>2928408
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Rolled 38, 62 = 100 (2d100)

>>2928408
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Rolled 16, 82 = 98 (2d100)

>>2928408
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>>2928412
>>2928426
>>2928435
>>2928400
>>2928356
>>2928290
Mom “Hello, Manfred? Are you alright?”
Manfred “Yeah, Mom just went shopping a bit?”
Mom “Shopping? Did you get some groceries? Also do you want me to buy another night? I still have money from the Vacation trip I wanted to take.”
When your mother talks about the vacation, you remember she must have some money saved. Even if you’re busting your balls grabbing at every penny, having Thomas pay for your shit, you’re mother is sitting on her own reserves.
Manfred “Right, that vacation, just how much do you have saved up?”
Mom “Not that much just a little over 2 thousand.”
Over 2k that you don’t aware of, what else is she hiding, thinking about it, what happened to all your shit. The computer you browse all porn, that has saved all your shit.
Manfred “What about our stuff from home?”
Mom “Don’t worry dear, they’re at a storage unit in Downey.”
Manfred “Alright, mom see you later.”
Mom “Can we go somewhere for lunch dear? I’m getting a bit hungry. I’ll be here in the motel lobby.”
Manfred “I’ll see what I can do.”

You spend the next hour walking back to motel while checking your phone for a cheaper motel. On the phone you couldn’t find one, but you do spot a shitty motel with a sign reading $49.99 a night. Named the Lizard’s Den, you mental note this in your mind and walk the rest of the way there.

You stand outside the doors of Motel 6, you see your mother inside sitting and looking through her phone. You could take her out to lunch but you could also get your shit from Downey.
What do?
8/18/18 (Saturday 3PM)
What now?
>Eat lunch?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>Willpower 4 11.75/40 +1
>Wisdom: 3 5.25/20 +1
>Shadow/Track 1/5 +1
>Endurance: 3 7.25/20 +2
>Marathon 4.5/5 +2
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>>2928520
>Road Trip to the cabin
To check it out see what it needs to be rebuilt
>Buy supplies for cabin using mommy money
We're going to be camping mommy :)
>Go to cabin with supplies
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Lunch outside in a chinese food buffet where you are sure the beaner would not be
>>2925462
>that big brother gave you your $1,000 bucks in your account
Ask mom if she can go to brother's or sister's place to wait for the gofundme money. If we are going innawood I don't want to bring mom, but she needs someone to take care of her. Say we will come back once the money is available. She can pay the trip with her own money, she is going to be fine.

Read on phone after lunch like anon said
>>2925615
>We should research how to pay taxes on gofundme income

We can live of by ourselve innawood and selling things from the storage unit un Downey.

>>2928546
I would prefer that no one knows where the cabin is. So if we go there is should be by foot, our own car or bicycle
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>>2928561
+1
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>>2928561
Alright Anon... Support
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>>2928561
>>2928591
>>2928593
Alright, time to eat some Chinese food, and research some taxes.

>Roll me 4d100 (Best of 3)
For endurance and Intelligence
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Rolled 20, 90, 23, 1 = 134 (4d100)

>>2928606
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Rolled 62, 62, 38, 68 = 230 (4d100)

I wanted to help mom settle in West Virginia but we can't wait innawood with her. Once we get that money we can help her though.
>>2928606
if we have some little extra time on the phone, can we check if the Cartel situation is the same as in our timeline. And check on infinity pol to know what happened to pol, or maybe know your meme
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Rolled 84, 2, 49, 16 = 151 (4d100)

>>2928606
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>>2928620
Cartel situation is the same currently but depending on background rolls I do. It can changed.
>>2928616
This 1 will come into play
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Once we get in the cabin and know mom is safe, can we skip time with a training routine
>exercise
>reading on phone
>train basic innawoods skills
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>>2928642
>It can changed.
hyped
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>>2928616
>>2928620
>>2928640
You get yourself ready, and push the door open to where you’re mother is seated. The motel 6 at this time of day is quiet at this time of day. You scan the lobby seeing only your mother and behind the desk was a easily 8/10 girl. With baby blue eyes lighter than your and that’s saying something. In front of her eyes sits a thick rim set of glasses. Her hair is light brown, a brunette girl her hair is done in a ponytail. But you know you would have no chance in hell with her, as you look yourself over still obese by getting better at speaking and losing weight.

You make your way over to your mother , who is busy playing on her slots on her phone.
Manfred ”Come on Mom , let’s go get something to eat.”
Mom “ Oh, great. Let me just call us a cab.”
Manfred “We’re going to be walking Mom , get us some exercise.”
Mom “Okay, let’s go.” She said and grab her small handbag as you pulled out your phone to search for a place that serve some half decent chinese food. You settle for Chinese Bistro, less than a hour walk from there and start walking with your mother who walks beside with you.

The start of the walk is spent in silent, but you get to thinking if, you’re going to spend your time innawoods, Mommy couldn’t handle it, or want to go back into the city, while you’re on your quest of rediscover. If it’s the city she wants that’s what you’ll give her, your brother Karl lives in the New York city. Hell even you’re sister goes to Cornell University, so she can visit her if she pleases. You decided to bring this up while on the walk.
ManfredMommy couldn’t you like to see Sofia and Karl again? It’s been years since they visited.”
The question catches her off guard, but she quickly replies.
Mom “Yes, it’s been so long since I saw them, or my grand kids.”
Manfred “Why don’t you go visit them instead, better yet live with them in the greatest city in the world?”
Mom “But if I do that, I can’t be take care of you.”
Manfredmom I’m a big boy now, I can take care of myself. It’s time I left the nest.”
Mom “But what will you do? Where would you go?”
Manfred ‘Don’t worry. I get a friend and a place waiting for me.”
Mom “You sure you don’t need anymore help from mommy?”
Manfred “I’m sure, let’s just eat, and you can buy yourself a ticket to New York afterward.”

Cont...
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>>2928757
The rest of the walk is silent as she thinks about what you say, while you try your hardest to not pass out. Once at Chinese Bistro you order some food with you footing the bill for both, 20 bucks later you are sitting outside enjoying a good meal. At the end of it you break open the fortune cookie and read it.
“You are what you are; understand yourself before you react”
Pretty weird for a fortune cookie. You look up your phone and look up the taxes of gofundme. After some insightful reading you find out that gofundme should be called gojewme, Charging 15% for a successful campaign, the older articles list the tax rate of only 8% while the new ones read 15%.
The reading is stopped when nearly you see a group of kids with hoodie in this weather seem to be selling some drugs. By any means you’re done eating and just stuff the stuff you bought at the store into your pocket. Including your knife, you're mother is looking at the prices of plane tickets to New York from LAX. Which is running to at least $600 if not more.

What do?
8/18/18 (Saturday 4PM)
What now?
>Eat lunch?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
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>>2928760
>Research the cabin
Let's check out where the cabin is located and how to get there
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>>2928760
Lets GTFO back to the hotel room before we get caught in a drive by or some shit.
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Ok anons, I got an idea... What if we make the trip by bus to New York with mom. We could save money and be somewhere safe for 2 days (4 because we come back to get the gun). Just an idea...

>>2928757
>You sure you don’t need anymore help from mommy?
truly heartbreaking, I was not prepared for that

What I would like to say to mom
>Maybe I will need your help in the future
>You know... to take care of my children
I really want that West Virginia happy ending with mom becoming a grandma living just accross the street. But for now mom safety comes first and that's what I want her to know and that until know she was the best mom ever *hug*
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>>2928775
+1
I loving the trip idea. We can learn some things while on the road, getting some books on our phone
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>>2928764
>>2928765
>>2928775
>>2928788
Alright Trip idea, But maybe you guys are thinking far too ahead, things may change quickly.

>Roll me 1d100-10 (Unknown Difficulty) 3 rolls pls.
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>>2928798
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Rolled 32 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>2928798
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Rolled 55 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2928798
>>2928799
Fuckin whoops.
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>>2928788
yay ! road trip with mom, we could stop by
>Las Vegas
watch some street magician performers under the neons lights
>Denver
watch a hockey match
Kansas
>county fair
City St Louis
>...
plenty of stuff to do
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Rolled 1, 4, 1, 5, 6, 5, 4, 5, 2, 3, 2, 5, 4, 1, 1, 1, 2, 4, 1, 3, 3, 6 + 1 = 70 (22d6 + 1)

Damage rolls
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I just wanted mom to be safe until we get the money and we can protect her. Even the cabin-anons know we can't train innawood with her.
>>2928830
oh no...
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>>2928830
I FUCKING CALLED IT
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>>2928845
but the road trip was not to be taken rn, of course we had to plan it at the hotel
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>>2928801
>>2928804
>>2928806
Medium Difficulty Due to at least one anon calling it
56 Average Slight Success

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
You look at the hoodlums gather nearly, and wonder if a drive by is going to. But you dismiss that idea out of your mind. It’s the the afternoon, you think that the trip to New York should be done on bus give a little mother and son bonding time. When it was time to tell your mother of the plan, you hear the screeching of tires.

You don’t think you react, you push off from your feet and push your whole body across the table as you slide and take it down with you aiming at your mother. Just when you collapse with her, you hear the sounds of gunshots fill the air, being fired off in rapid succession. Your heavy body pin your mother to the ground, and everything comes crashing down including the chair you’re mother was sitting in and the table you slide across.

Before you’re mother can register that you were on top of her, your ears ring, but no more shots fill the air. You roll off mom, and look at where the people selling drugs were gather, all of them were killed except one, who was just standing, surrounded by his dead friends before he bolted off somewhere. Already people from within the Chinese place are screaming and calling the cops as by-passers pull out their phones to call or take pictures.

You fill yourself up, see the road littered with so many empty shell casings, the hoodlums are all dead, with there blood pooling together down the drainage hole. The Chinese shop window is broken and peering inside you see 3 unlucky people hit, 2 girls one white the other Hispanics that were eating at a table having some girl time you presume are lying dead on the ground. If you had to rate them, it would be 6/10, cute a cut above the average. While the other one hit was a tall fit man in a good looking suit, he’s ripping a cloth from his suit pants and wrapping it against his gun shot. Than getting other piece to tie it off at the top of the leg to slow the bleeding.

What do?
>Check if Mommy is okay
>Check if the Man needs help
>Leave right away
>Stay to talk with the cops
>Other Write in
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>>2928881
>Check if Mommy is okay
Give he a once over and make sure she wasnt shot
>Check if the Man needs help
Offer our magical fat powers to put pressure on the wound
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>>2928881
>Check if mommy is ok
>Check if the Man needs help
or if anybody else needs help, if someone looks like they know what they are doing (doctor or nurse) help them. Don't be in the way. Also mum is somewhat medically trained, see if she can help and if so assist her.
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>>2928881
check if mom is okay, tell her to lay down on the ground
check if the man needs help to give medical attentiont to other people (he seems to know what to do we could learn a few things)

start to unfasten belt and take belts from the hoodlums (m-maybe their wa-wallets too or s-something...)
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>>2928907
+1
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>>2928881
Also stay to talk with the cops
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>>2928904
>>2928907
>>2928908
>>2928917
>>2928921

>Roll me 1d100 (Hard) 3 rolls
Wisdom

Most of the update is done, just need a roll
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Rolled 72 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>2928966
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Rolled 34 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2928966
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Rolled 23 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2928966
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alright, we gettin that wallet or their guns or not?
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>>2928907
>>2928908
>>2928917
>>2928921
>>2928975
>>2928974
>Check if Mommy is okay
>Check if the Man needs help

You go over to your mother and help her on her feet, she seems to be alright. No blood is leaking off her clothes. Looking at the wall that just behind your mother you see three bullet holes that could have hit her or you when you tried to save her in that move you did.

Mom “What happened?”
Manfred “There was a drive by, but I’m alright, you’re alright.” You said and hug her.
Mom “Drive by?” She said and broke the hug and took the damage around her. She seems shock as she covered her mouth and looks everything around her.
Manfred “Do you think you can help the people inside? One of them was shot as well.”
Mom “I can’t, I’m not trained for this.” She said shutting down your idea of her doing some work to save others. You let her sit in a empty seat and make your way to the man, who by now moved his shot leg on top of a chair as sits with his back against the wall.

You walk up to him to see how he’s doing.
Suit Man “Just a flesh wound kid..” He said and starts coughing up a lung. Suit Man “Do I know you?” He say while looking off into the distance behind you.
Manfred “I get that alot, I’m the the guy from Downery’s Bargain Market Massacre.” You said when you see most people gone outside to see the dead bodies.
Suit Man “No shit. Take this.” He said reaching into his pocket with his blood soaked hands and pull out a business card that you take. After doing so he coughs so more and looks outside and closes his eyes.

Checking his pulse he’s stay alive, just sleeping/ You look over the card and see Hercules Corporation as the title, with the man of the bloke being Justin Owen, and by his accent seems to be British. You don’t know about this Corporation but could look into it later, and you stuff it into your wallet. Making your way outside the police had arrived, and started taping the area off and starting asking questions to the citizens. While EMTs rush inside and into the crime scene to save anyone that needs some saving. You see a cop asking your mother questions, as you move your way through them.
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Mom “It all happened, in a sudden, one moment I’m on my phone the next, I’m on the floor with my ears ringing”
Cop “Did you see the car or the people inside the vehicle mum?”
He asks in monotone, like he doesn’t want to be here on a Saturday afternoon.
Mom “Oh no, but ask my son, I’m sure he saw something.”
The cop turns to face you.
Cop “What do you see sir?”
Manfred “It was beaners, there the ones who did it.”
Cop “Anything else sir?”
Your mind becomes blank, you don’t remember the car, the color, or anything that can help the police find out who did this.
Manfred “Nothing else.”
Cop “Alright sir and ma’am you’re free to go. If you remember anything call the police tip line.”
He said and walked away to interview someone else.

With that done with, you can finally go on that bus trip across the states with mom. Looking through your phone you find some cheap rides to LA to New York. Costing $500 for the both of you and taking about 3 full days to get there. The downside is there no stops to see anything, on the other hand you can put down $3,200 on the cheapest bus tour you can find lasting 21 days Starting at LA, going to Las Vegas, to the Grand Canyon, back to Las Vegas, to Salt Lake City, to Denver, to Chicago, to Buffalo to see Niagara Falls, to the capital to Philadelphia and ending in New York
The trip has free days within the cities allowing you to spend some time in each as you go across 21 days of America. 3.75 stars out of 5. The trip will be cutting it close leaving you only 50 bucks left over. But you could always make some money on your way to LA someway or another.

What do?
8/18/18 (Saturday 5PM)
What now?
>EAT MORE?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
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>>2929000
>More exercise
Calisthenics
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>>2929000
>Sign up for that tour and let's head to LA


>>2929004
>Exercise
Where the fuck are we going to do that shit if we got no home
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>>2929000
>$500 direct
>$3,200 with stopping points
Seriously OP? I'm getting quite frustrated here. Can we cut the price by having our brother meeting us in Kansas with his car ? I want the trip to be enjoyable for mom, I want mom to be safe, I want to spend time waiting for the gun. That's all.
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>>2929010
>Seriously OP? I'm getting quite frustrated here
That's with that price cut, that I put in place already. These things cost a lot in America, just split the cost in the middle if we just send Mom.

>Can we cut the price by having our brother meeting us in Kansas with his car?
Not really since with these prices are set at the start, so either upfront or in payments. Doesn't matter if you didn't take the whole trip you're going to be charge for the whole trip.
Direct can't be pay in payments. If you want cheaper pricing you'll have to go to a poorer country since USA and California is pretty expensive places to live.

Also gofundme money incoming when the campaign ends
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Ok, I give up.
>>2929016
>go to hotel
>exercise routine
>reading routine
>lunch outside (restaurant + walk in park)
>dinner inside (uber eats)
wait the 10 days and get the gun and the gofundme

Also, I don't know why but shilling for West Virginia route
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>>2929010
We're going to use mommy Vbucks for the trip. We can make massive gains on it both physical and charisma gains
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Also last post of the night, gotta get some sleep. Will return Saturday 3:00 pm EST which is 6:00 PM GMT time.

As always if you have any questions, comments, other things to say, just ask
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I don't know what's up with the bus tour idea. That just seems like a lot of money to spend, for very little gain. Let's just get mom a plane ticket and go to the cabin.
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>>2929021
Also why are you going with the West Virginia route that I shitposted for a shitty meme back in the first thread? There other states we can go to.
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>>2929043
because OP seems to like it and after checking, a lot of Californian move there for the same reason and because OP's America is very very dark
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>>2929044
>Because OP seems to like it
Implying. We should also check up other states as well, if we're going to spend 10 days inside our cabin.
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>>2929029
Here are my questions

When is the campaign of go funds over?
How much will it be total?
Will the money be enough jump start our path as a merc or Isekai?
What happened to our LeMat?
What does our family think of us?
Who is that suit guy?
Does being a healthy weight help with rolls?
Can we buy a bike?
How do we make money?
Can we make money off gambling?
Who famed Roger Rabbit?
Does anyone want to buy our story?
Can we get in touch with the family we saved?
Once we have the money can we go crazy spending it?
How long can we time skip?
Why doesn't our family call us?
Do we have any friends?
Does the cabin have electricity, running water?
Can we just hitchhike a ride on a airplane, train?
What's happening in Japan?

Also changing my vote and this >>2929041

Also here are my goals. We either fuck off to the cabin for 10 days if it's close to here. After buying all the supplies we need and maybe a bike for faster transport. Then work out in the cabin, getting good at shooting, loosing weight, gaining knowledge. Then spending our money from gofunds to just fuck off and buy more guns than fuck off to some place else.
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>>2929070
>When is the campaign of go funds over?
Op said 2 weeks
>How much will it be total?
currently $25,000 minus 15% of taxes
>Will the money be enough jump start our path as a merc or Isekai?
we have currently $249 and mom has ~$2000 plus our furniture in a storage unit in downey
>What happened to our LeMat?
good question, we have the right of possession but not of carrying it
>What does our family think of us?
brother sent us $1000 and live in New York with wife and kids, our father abandonned us and live in hollywood, our sister is studying at uni near New York
>Who is that suit guy?
Hercules Corporation seems to be a mercs agency according to internet
>Does being a healthy weight help with rolls?
there is a beauty stat and our weight reflect on it
>Can we buy a bike?
maybe we are too fat for that
>How do we make money?
apparently our $1000 neetbux are from our brother not the State
>Can we make money off gambling?
we have a luck stat
>Who famed Roger Rabbit?
R.K. Maroon
>Does anyone want to buy our story?
no
>Can we get in touch with the family we saved?
our brother send us $1000 a month but we haven't contacted him yet
>Once we have the money can we go crazy spending it?
it's a sandbow qst, so yes
>How long can we time skip?
there are roll on that time skip you know

>Why doesn't our family call us?
>Do we have any friends?
>Does the cabin have electricity, running water?
>Can we just hitchhike a ride on a airplane, train?
>What's happening in Japan?
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>>2929076
Big Brother is sending the money, which I assume stands for the state and not our actual brother.
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>>2929095
oh... I get it now
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We are currently trying to make rather big decisions on very limited information. So I propose we google up the area the cabin is in, research everything we can with our phone and then visit there, before we book or buy anything else. So we can make an informed decision.
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What ever happened to our car?
Can't find anything that says it was destroyed along with the house.
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>>2929142
I was wondering about that too, I assume it was destroyed though.
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What about our boss. He is at the hospital remember? We can't leave innawods or to a roadtrip before seeing if he's ok
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>>2929158
We should call him and send him like 10k of our crowd founding money, he lost his livelihood and got horrifically injured for saving our ass from prison, so we owe him that, but as far as I'm concerned we don't need to visit in person.
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Fucking Mommy when?
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>>2929029
Are we gonna get the items i listed?
Are we still gonna go to the cabin?
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>>2929226
>Are we gonna get the items i listed?
Yes
>Are we still gonna go to the cabin?
Yes
I have no idea why anons suddenly want to spend a small fortune on taking a bus through the country. Where we also risk getting recognized all the time.
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>>2929000
can we not spend all of our limited funds on a fucking bus tour that doesn't do anything but put us into poverty and at risk of more violence
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OP here. Going with mommy gets a plane ticket and sending her away to New York. While we just head up to the cabin up in the mountains. Since that's the thing with 2 votes by now.
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>>2930151
Hyped.

Are we right in the assumption that our car was torched?
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>>2930162
Yes.
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>>2929070
>When is the campaign of go funds over?
9-1-18

>How much will it be total?
Can't say currently but it's $25k right now

>Will the money be enough jump start our path as a merc or Isekai?
Becoming merc yes, you can buy loads of equipment with the money

>What happened to our LeMat?
Being held as 'evidence'

>What does our family think of us?
Call them to find out

>Who is that suit guy?
Justin Owen from Hercules Corporation

>Does being a healthy weight help with rolls?
Yes, some things become less difficult, and you get more handsome

>Can we buy a bike?
Yes or steal it

>How do we make money?
Work, Steal, Luck, Neetbux

>Can we make money off gambling?
Yes

>Who famed Roger Rabbit?
R.K. Maroon

>Does anyone want to buy our story?
Not yet

>Can we get in touch with the family we saved?
Yes, you have to look them up.

>Once we have the money can we go crazy spending it?
Yes

>How long can we time skip?
As long as you want

>Why doesn't our family call us?
Because they don't know your number only you're mother number. But you know there numbers

>Do we have any friends?
Mommy counts as a friend right?

>Does the cabin have electricity, running water?
Go check

>Can we just hitchhike a ride on a airplane, train?
Yes

>What's happening in Japan?
Anime and sex robots.
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>>2930263
Isnt Benny our friend though?
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>>2930337
More of an acquaintance really.
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>>2930337
He's your best friend. Being the only friend you know
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>>2930263
We should make a note to find a gun range someplace, where we can get more hands-on experience with firearms once they come in. Plus, it'd be good to meet a few people with similar interests if we're going full /k/
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>>2929004
>>2929006
>>2929010
>>2929041
>>2929142
>>2929226
>Let's just get mom a plane ticket and go to the cabin.

You and mom walk away from the bloodbath of the chinese shop, while you call a uber for your Mother. You get the uber to pick your Mom at your current location while waiting for it, you have a heart to heart with your Mom.

ManfredMom I think it’s best you head off to New York right away. Don’t worry about me, I can handle myself. I even called you up a taxi to take you to LAX.”
Mom “Really son? You don’t want me anymore?” She said sadden.
Manfred “It’s not that, I don’t need you anymore. But you’ll alway be my Mother. But it’s time for this good boy to go.”
Mom “You’re not a good boy, you’re the best boy.” She said and hugs you tight as a car pulls up where you are standing.
Manfred “Goodbye Mom, I’ll make sure to call.”
Mom “Goodbye. I’ll call you.”
With that you both wave goodbye, and she heads inside the uber on her drive down LAX. You see her for the last time as she rounds a corner. With Mommy gone you feel like it’s time to finally go to that cabin. Benny say it was near Hidden Falls Campground, so you look that place up on your phone. You find out it’s 175 miles away from where you are the closest city to it is Springville. And once you get on the campground you need to hike 5 miles north to find the cabin location. You remember that Benny took trips back from his cabin to town once in a while so you check out how long that would take walking or on bike since you’re not getting a car soon.

Walking from Hidden Falls to Springville will take 6 hours to cover 16 miles. But on bike it’s cut down to 2 hours. Not forgetting the 5 miles you have to take from the cabin to the campground. So that’s 21 miles from town and to get back. Just that the walk to town is way easier than the walk up as you descent over 6k feet, so smooth sailing as you walk or bike down a mountain on a trail path. Benny of course seems like he could handle that in his sleep, by how lean and fit he was when you last saw him in prison.

With the location in mind and money in the wallet and the bank. Given to you by the government as it watches over you like a big brother. You think on how you will start your journey. There are still 10 days to go, for the gun, and you’ll have to pick it up here. But if you want to go to the cabin then come back to the town of Lancaster it’ll be three and half hours.

What do? Current time 8/18/18 (Saturday 6:30PM)
>Stay in Lancaster for 10 days waiting for gun and buying supplies for the cabin.
>Go to the cabin by taxi, buy supplies on the way there, stay there for 10 days come back for the day and get gun
>Pay Thomas the full amount you own him, so you can just give you the gun
>Write in

Other vote
>Buy a bike
>Don’t
>Write in
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>>2930452
Listen to my Autism

>Spend 10 day in Lancaster
$500 for the cheap motel
>Buy survival gear
>Buy some cheap food beans and rice to cook inside our room
>Buy a good mountain bike
>Exercise and reading routine for 10 days. Mixed expercise for strength, endurance, dex. While we read up how to work wood, survive in the woods

I'm guessing everything will be $1000 or less. Giving us enough pocket change until it's time to get our money from go funds
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>>2930508
Seeing as we don't know how rough the trails will be, we need a tire patch kit and a little air pump. Or tubeless tires.
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>>2930619
Yeah. I agree with that.
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>>2930508
>>2930619
Alright

>Roll me 20d100 (Average of 3)
Expect lots of skill or ability increases
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Rolled 78, 9, 27, 96, 74, 71, 71, 58, 51, 2, 28, 65, 99, 71, 33, 70, 13, 55, 81, 89 = 1141 (20d100)

>>2930708
Jesus.
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Rolled 93, 54, 91, 19, 81, 89, 63, 67, 33, 32, 53, 93, 60, 89, 40, 59, 95, 55, 45, 45 = 1256 (20d100)

>>2930708
Watch the Nats
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Rolled 81, 35, 21, 13, 20, 5, 44, 31, 50, 5, 81, 47, 46, 56, 17, 61, 32, 69, 35, 69 = 818 (20d100)

>>2930708
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>>2930712
>>2930718
>>2930753
With mommy gone, it’s up to you to survive on your own. Going to the cabin now doesn’t seem like a good idea since, it’s so far away and to go there and come back will be a waste of money and resources you rather save. So you choose to stay in the town of Lancaster staying here for over 10 days on your own until your background check passes. But to do that you need a place for the night, so you head over to the Lizard’s Den and pay for 10 night stay. Getting a discount for your bunk stay. The first 7 days is $50 bucks but anymore after that is $10 bucks off. $470 dollars down the drain, you need something to eat for the next few days as well as a bike to take you around the city or just travel.

You head up to your room and unload the ammo you were carrying, taking notice that the motel is barely better when you were full Neet, but you had worst. Looking up a nearly bike store you head over and buy a used mountain bike that included a pump and tire patch kit, you also get a lock so you can lock up this bad boy when you’re not riding it. $350 dollars later as you ride to the grocery market to get some food. Some beans and rice, and unload that in the motel room, but to survival in the wilds you need a backpack as well as something to cook food with. So you load on your bike and ride to a surplus store and buy some tools to build and expand a cabin. Getting some rope as well just in case and a first aid kit if you happen to hurt yourself in the wildness. Once loaded up and dropped $310 on the supplies you head on over to the motel and drop off all the stuff. But your buying isn’t done yet as you had some book to get, to expand your knowledge of the wildness and the plants that live in it. $60 later and it’s all downloaded on your phone and you are down to just $32 dollars.

The next week and half is spent cooking breakfast, lunch and dinner in bunk, at the start of the day. Than the morning is spent working out your endurance, strength, speed, a break to eat some more beans and rice, and reading time. With the last part of the day spend doing some last exercise before falling asleep. This type of day is the same for the first throughout the 4th.
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>>2931132
On the fourth day while riding your bike while riding past a bad neighborhood, saw a hobo with a sign reading, blowjobs for money. You chuckled to yourself, and was surprised someone took the dirty looking hobo on the as they went into a alley as you rode back. You circle around the block letting curious overtake you and rode past the same alley. The sense you picture in your mind is vastly different from what you saw as your ears are filled with screams as you see the hobo black silhouette hold something in his mouth. You rode away not wanting to know what happens next.

That Saturday you took a well deserved break for the first half of the day before reading other half of the day. At Monday will doing your normal bike ride you see a piece of wall open up as some people step outside it and the walls closes behind them. Hidden wall in the alley, could be gang, something you don’t want to deal with as you rode away.

With the 10 day dawning it was time to get your shotgun. With $32 dollars in your pocket you rode onward to the gun store, with it barely open only Thomas is manning the cash register at the moment.
Speaking with him, you got the Mossberg 500 SP in soft rifle case, which you stick in your backpack which sticks out from the bag. With all this weight in you backpack it’s going to be hard traveling very far anywhere.


What do?
8/28/18 (Saturday 8AM)
What now?
>EAT MORE?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

Cooking 2 7/10 +4
Track 1 7/10 +4.5
Calisthenics 1 5/10 +4
Marathon 4/10 +4.5
Bike 1 0/10 +5
Ranked UP!

Botany 4/5 +4
Wilderness Survival 4/5 +4
Woodworking 4/5 +4
Balancing 2 4/20 +4
Isometric 0/10 +4.25
Ranked UP!
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Welp. we're in a bit of a problem now, we're outta cash.
the day is young maybe we can find a construction site and work some dumb labor for some quick cash.
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>>2931135
>Ride hard to the Cabin
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>>2931254
Yeah fuck it lets bounce.
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>>2931135
Look up the business card that was given to us by the wounded man. Research the man and the company. Remember to give him a call the next day.
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>>2931179
>>2931657
These sound good. I don't want to rely on digital money, if it even comes in anytime soon.
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>>2931720
Money is coming in three days from go funds me
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>>2931179
We should check to see if /pol/ is back up. If not, we should give a quick glance to 8pol to see what's going on.
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We're now 252 pounds and a 5/10, given that we don't talk. Our willpower is 5, which is normie level, which means we no longer have a deficit to willpower rolls. We're making it, brahs.
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>>2931742
We can increase our looks if we get a good haircut and get some good clothes. Since it can give us a +1 to each one giving us 7/10 looks, and pick up a girl at the bar
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We doing good our future dwarf gf is gonna be proud to have a man like Manfred
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>>2931135
>learn something?
Botany
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>>2931135
>With all this weight in you backpack it’s going to be hard traveling very far anywhere.

better weight distribution ?

>>2931720
We can start selling our stuff from the storage unit, all that survived our house in Downey. I'm sure we can get a good price from our Neet battlestation.

Also, I would like to call mom and tell her all the good news about our health, our new knowledge and ask about her condition. If she is happy seeing her grandchildren, how does she spend her day.
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>>2931254
This, maybe we can hitchhike part of the way. We should also read up more on botany, whenever we catch a break, so that we can spot some edible plants when we investigate the area around the cabin
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>>2932063
Oh, didn't even think of this. I change my vote to doing this before we head out
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>>2932063
>>2932119
Both of these
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>>2931871
You mean dwarf wife
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Operating under the assumption that the cabin we're allowed(?) to stay in has no power, do we have a way to charge our phone? I figure it could be pretty important to have access to it
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>>2932257
>we're allowed
We are, unless Benny doesn't technically own it or some shit we are fine.
>a way to charge our phone?
Good point. https://www.amazon.com/Upgraded-Version-RunningSnail-Emergency-Flashlight/dp/B01MFCFKG5/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_bs_tr_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=02AD1Z9RTT03KS1F8HK8
This thing would take care of that and quite a few other things, it is also laughably cheap.
https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Charger-24000mah-Capacity-Compatible/dp/B07F63ZWKN?crid=VA034RYQC2ZG&keywords=solar+phone+charger&qid=1538289228&sprefix=solar+phone+%2Caps%2C264&sr=8-5&ref=sr_1_5
This would also do the trick and not require us to turn a crank all day. It is a bit more pricy, but very much on the lower end of solar power banks.
So to summarize, even with limited money we can get something that gets the job done.
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>>2932063
This choice was 3 votes so it wins.

To get to sell stuff from Downey you're going to have to travel all the way down to the city. Which will take 8 and half hours. For a 90 miles long trip. Since you guys don't have enough cash for a taxi or bus ticket.

>>2931254
Going to the cabin will take 18 hours and 180 miles

Either way it's going to be lot of riding.

>Trip to Downey
>Roll 1d100 (Nightmare Difficulty)
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2932286
Dice gods hear my calling. Lets hitch hike if we break down.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2932286
This gon b good
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2932286
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>>2932297
I was expecting worst.
Fail of course at getting across the full distance but you get some distance

Writing
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>>2932291
>>2932294
>>2932297
>38
You say your goodbyes call up your mom to see how’s she doing. She tells you its going great. She gets to stay in Penthouse taking care of Karl little ones, while he goes off to London or Tokyo to do business. That she got to visit your sister, in her school of her’. She informs you that your sister says “I hate him, I wish, I wasn’t related to that baby murderer.” Must be the brainwashing they do to kids nowadays. She tells you Karl is happy with your success, but don’t come by unless you have a business degree. With that quick update and learning Karl’s kids are white you hang up the call.

You put on your bike helmet and start going down the road away from Lancaster may it rot in hell for all you care. The trip is easy at first you just have to get the hang out it, and then you’re on the way down the cruise of your life. With the sun on your skin and the wind on your hair, you feel you can go forever. 2 Hours later the sun is beating down on your pale skin turning red and getting burned, your body coated in sweat as you paddle ever slowly into the small town of Acton. You are about to pass out of the heat as you fall over on the side of the road. And lay there for a good while letting the dry grass cool you off as car pass you down the road.

Current Location. Outskirts of Acton, California
Current Time 10AM Saturday
What now?
>WATER!
>Electronics Drink?
>Eat Lunch?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>Endurance: 4 6.25/40 +2
>Bike 1 2/10 +2

Cash
$32
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>>2932367
>Water and lunch
>While eating continue to read the botany book
>Have it bee an hour break and then back on the bike

Also fuck our sister, that's just insanity
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>>2932367
I think we need a little map but I can add the cabin on it... OP, I would like to present to you this website
https://www.scribblemaps.com/
it's a pastebin map

We need water
>go to Acton market and buy drink
>rest in the park under the shade of a kiosque
>check phone for gofundme
>check bank account

Then I propose to start again to reach a bigger city like San Clarita and find an ATM to get some cash
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>>2932407
>Scribblemap
Cool beans, checking it out
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>>2932407
gofund me still needs 2-3 days and we have completely drained our bank account. So I#d change that to read botany book and maybe eat some of our bean rations.

>Angeles National forest
Right in the feels, camped there last year during a road trip and shit you not, got attacked by a fat beaner with a knife. Luckily my friend had a machete and scared him off. Good times, beautiful view onto the city at night.
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>>2932428
>gofund me still needs 2-3 days
Ok, then spend the pause time like you said, but our next stop should be Santa Clarita. Looks easy according to google map.
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Pink path is route to Cabin
Green path is road Neet Traveled without being forced.
Green Circle is places Neet has been
Red dot is current location
Red Circle is place where you have assets/home?
White/grey line is unmarked trail to cabin
Purple dot is cabin
Blue circle been there, make connections
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In prevision of our arrival at the Downey storage unit.
>what should we take with us ?
>what can we start selling ?

I suggest also that we put some dirt on our face to look like a beaner and hide our blond hair under the helmet. Maybe to get out, we could use a taxi to carry the bike and some stuff that we didn't sell right at the storage unit.

>>2932445
thank you OP, I had a hard time to place the cabin on my map
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>>2932428
>>2932407
Alright seems like we're going to just buy a drink and eat some beans in the park read for a bit and check on the bank and gofund me.

Luck roll this time

>1d100 Taking the first one
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>>2932480
did we lose weight from riding the bike for 2 hours?
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2932480
I'm taking this responsability
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>>2932487
You have done good Sir. The dice gods are smiling down on our NEET
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>>2932482
Yeah, a lot of water.
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>>2932482
>did we lose weight from riding the bike for 2 hours?
I do weight loss every day depending if we eat less than to maintain our current weight and if we're doing physical movement. So it's looking good for today so far. The weight loss will balance out and get harder to do once you get down to a certain level. Also expect weight gain once you cut all that body fat and start gaining muscles
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>>2932487
>>2932482
>>2932490
>>2932495
You get up from the ground, and walk aside your bike as you walk into town. People turn to look at you but after a while keep on walking, as you make your move into the a market of any kind. After some searching you find a convenience store and lock your bike up on the outside of it. While you walk in loaded with your filled pack of shit.

As you walk pass the store clerk that look likes a Chad 8/10 rating. You get a bottle of water and set it down on the counter as you slightly sweat now cooled inside the building.

Chad Clerk “Dude, hunting season doesn’t start October.”
Fuck you forget about your shotgun how it just sticks out of your pack like a sore thumb. And know from your study of law with California gun laws you’ll be fucked in the ass. So you think quick, to respond to him.
Manfred “You too.” you muttered.
Chad Clerk “That’s be 2 bucks, my dude.” He say as you handed him the bills and walked out of there. Heading to your bike and wheeling yourself to a park, until you find a nice spot and eat some of your baked beans as watch the city go past. Something you notice is most people in this small town are white. Once done with the beans you pull out your phone and check the bank then gofundme page.

At the bank you have a whooping $0 dollars to your name. While gofundme has over $53,500 in the campaign with the number slowly rising with each minute you stare in disbelief at the number. Just 3 more days to go, then all that money is your. You spend some time reading up about plants, you learn a lot.

After a hour, You feel refreshed, able to bike some more, but with the pack sitting on you, it’ll be rough going unless you figure out a way to pack your stuff on your bike better. If only you had some rope.


Current Time 11AM Saturday
What now?
>EAT MORE?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>Wisdom: 3 10.25/20 +1
>Botany 1 0/10 +1
Ranked Up
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>>2932553
>Find something to pack our bike more effectively
Get some bags, rope and definitely pack away that shotgun somehow.
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>>2932553
Can we use botany skill to make a rudimentary rope ? But test it before taking a ride, I don't want things to drop out of the bike. Also, we could use plastic bag from the market or even better butcher the plastic bottle into a a plastic wire.

And somehow conceal the shotgun before going to Santa Clarita

>>2932568
Should we go by bike or hitchhiking ? (since there are white people here)
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>>2932573
this is how you make a rope with a plastic bottle and a knife
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>>2932553
>Learn something?
Botany
>More exercise
We cant keep our dwarf wife waiting
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>>2932573
We've got rope already, we got some a while back. >>2932063
has a picture with a good method, just look some up and do that.
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>>2932573
Our bike is quite big and we have a lot of stuff with us, but we can try to find someone with a pickup truck or something. I'd say bike on and stick our thumb out every once in a while
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>>2932590
This
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>>2932590
>we have a lot of stuff with us
>>2931132
>Once loaded up and dropped $310 on the supplies you head on over to the motel and drop off all the stuff
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>>2932603
>>Once loaded up and dropped $310 on the supplies you head on over to the motel and drop off all the stuff
You of course took all that stuff with you, and didn't leave it in the motel. That line was for day one. on day 10 you packed up and headed out with everything located in your inventory. https://pastebin.com/Jj4GtRgF
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>>2932603
We aren't renting that hotel room anymore, since we can't afford to. So if we left our stuff there it's gone, Op is not implying that we are completely overloaded and need to up our transportation technique with rope, because we only carry the basics.
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>>2932590
>>2932600
>>2932603
We're going to do a mix of both, using our rope to fix up our transport problem. And if that don't work a friendly white person will pick us up.

>Roll 3d100 (Medium Difficulty)
Intelligence roll -10
Endurance roll -5
Luck roll
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Rolled 79, 79, 3 = 161 (3d100)

>>2932630
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Rolled 74, 63, 23 = 160 (3d100)

>>2932630
lets go
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Rolled 73, 93, 32 = 198 (3d100)

>>2932630
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Rolled 80, 72, 12 = 164 (3d100)

>>2932630
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Rolled 34, 100, 62 = 196 (3d100)

>>2932630
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>>2932710
what a waste
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>>2932710
Going to sleep. Questions or comments you can ask.
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>>2932723
whats with that d2?
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If we keep training Botany like this, when we get Isekai’d we could take a 2ndary Job as a botanist for to provide for our Dwarf wife.
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>>2932728
When its that thonking face and a 1d2, its usually whether to use it or not (1 = no, 2 = yes) iirc
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>>2932728
Nothing anon.

>>2932731
Wrong
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>>2932731
By that i mean the nat100 and whther it should be counted as it wasnt in the first 3.
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>>2932731
I think QM does that for the meme. Since last rolls with Nat 100 or Nat 1 had been 1 out of 2
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>>2932723
good night OP

How are you doing with the scribblemaps? Apparently you don't need to register.
What sort of valuable items did we have in our house in Downey ? Was our computer a laptop or a tower?
Do we need a hunting license for hunting? What about setting rudimentary traps like snares ?
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>>2932752
>How are you doing with the scribblemaps? Apparently you don't need to register.
I just take a screenshot, instead of dealing with the cancer of saving it.

>Do we need a hunting license for hunting?
Yes, But you guys don't 'need;' a license, if you're living like Benny
> What about setting rudimentary traps like snares ?
Yes, Wildness Survive skill is used for traps.
>Was our computer ?
Tower

>What sort of valuable items did we have in our house in Downey?
Game Systems, like PS3 XBone, your collection of horses, Mom stuff, Flat Screen TVs. At least 2 of them, collection of games. Speakers. Misc shit people get over the years. Like your collection of anime characters and weeb posters and figures you hot glue over the years.
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When we get the chance we should write ol' Benny a letter or something. He was pretty good to us, it's only decent make sure he's still kicking.
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I want to stock up on more ammo before we go. With the amount of money we're going to get, we could get ourselves a car or at least something like a dirt bike or those 4 wheel quards.

Maybe we can buy ourselves a handgun after we pay off Thomas.
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>>2932778
>stock up on more
It seems like we are overloaded. I wanted to go back to Downey to sell our stuff and get some cash before the 3 days waiting time for the gofundme. I'm sure we can make 3 trips to sell the PS3, the XBone and our PC tower and get at least $1,000 from that in less than a day. Then we can go back to the cabin more easily with that money (bus, taxi, buy quad or motorbike...)

Also, we already got a shotgun but I told you we needed something more compact.
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>>2932795
No selling the PC. It had all our memories in it. We should just wait 3 days surviving until the gofunds is over.
Or just get the money right now
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>>2932798
>No selling the PC
just keep the hardrive then, or if we have a remote we could store all our past life in it including getting rid of the anime porn on the smartphone
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>>2932800
Fuck that. Why get rid of prime porn in our phone. Just back that shit up in a hard drive, not don't lose all that years worth of collection.

We should become a hacker out from our cabin so we can be the tech guy in our Merc group. Or learn some skills relating to the computer which will help us a lot
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>>2932367
>I hate him, I wish, I wasn’t related to that baby murderer
This literally makes no sense, even with liberal college brainwashing. I get how you can hate Zimmerman or some police officers, when there is no way of knowing what really happened, but there is a freely available video in our case and it shows clearly that we didn't do anything wrong. So did our dumb cunt of a sister not even bother to review the evidence, of what her brother did or did not do? That's retarded, bordering on evil. Also baby murderer? We stopped mass shooters, mowing down innocent people. No way any of them were under fourteen (and even that's unlikely). So it just seems like someone is projecting her abortion of Tyrons baby onto us. Should we ever get the chance we should ruin her.
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>>2932820
Seduce sister plan is a go?
Anymore QM world just seems more grimdark. Things are taken to higher limits it seems. So I think of it just the world is on 11/10 volume

Kind of want to increase charisma since that's the one most lacking
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>>2932840
Nah, don't stick your dick in crazy. Maybe we can frame her for molesting us or something. Just killing her or infecting her with AIDS would also be acceptable
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Has Manfred's sister been described?
I wonder if she has strong arian blood like him or she is a fatso with short dyed hair and thick glasses... feminazi they are called in my country.

I also would like to keep the computer. So far we controll Manfred and all, but let's give him a break once in a while and let him watch good animus or play vidya, he probably misses those. It may be impossible innawods because I am certain there is no electricty (This was Benny's home we are talking about), but let's keep the battle station anyway.

Also, consider innawods as a stepping stone for Manfred quest please
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just a reminder we should do the Rhodesian tactical blackface if we get back in the ghetto
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>>2932723
Is op kill?
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>>2934141
Hes not kill
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>>2932928
That's going to far even with my standards. Doesn't seem like a Manfred thing to do, killing other in his family
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Let’s buy him this book, for some fictional reading back, when he was a NEET.
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>>2935491
Is the Isekia world going to be filled with monster girls?
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>>2935496
We can hope, but Dwarf Wife is #1
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>>2935521
Why would you want what is essential a different hobbit?
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>>2935923
He's that Anon that just love Dwarves
Like I'm that Anon that just love Centaurs
I also have my vanilla favors but why go with the always pick option if you can go down other paths
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WHERE IS OP?
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>>2936237
WEHRE'S MY MOTHERFUCKING NEET QUEST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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isekai cunts and merc bitches killed ops interest
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Using some quick thinking you get the rope out of your bag with it at hand you brainstorm ideas of how you're going to tie it to your bike so it's the one carrying the backpack and not you. Allowing you to focus more on padding rather than keeping your balance.


You look it up on your phone and before long you added the first modification on your bike. You even rope around the end of the soft rifle case holding your shotgun. So it just looks like a bundle of rope holding together a set of tools. Perfect to keep your gun away from wondering eyes. With everything said and done you hop on your bike and began down the road. This time your energy levels through the roof ready to ride the rest of the way. And hey if you get tried you can stick your thumb out and some guy can hitch you a ride.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~

7 hours later.


Your in the confines of the concrete jungle of Los Angeles. After paddling 50 miles the longest distance you traveled on your own and on a bike your legs are without feeling. Your trip was uneventful, no one stopped to pick you up, and when getting into Los Angeles some black teens slowed down and thrown some soad at you coasting you in sugar and smelling like grape soda. The clothes you gotten from the county jail ruined, the only pair of clothes you have is ruined.


You find yourself in the Downtown LA, it's getting dark soon in a hour or more. Around you are various places, like museums, indoor food market, fashion cloth shop, grand park. People walk to and fro as you keep a close guard and eye on your goods. Currently you're sticky, smell like grape and no more energy in your legs to paddle any longer. And only have $30 bucks in your name to either get to Downey storage unit or wait until morning in the big city.

>Endurance 4 13.25/40 +7
>Bike 1 9/10 +7


Current Time 6PM Saturday
Will you?
>Call a Uber, you can sleep in the storage unit
>Go to a place that washes clothes, and risk people stealing your bike or getting the cops on you?
>Power through the tiredness
>Other?

Cash
$30
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>>2936252
He literally had achievements for that in the pastebin, you're one dumb motherfucker, go write in your blog instead of making us do boring shit.

>Call a Uber, you can sleep in the storage unit
It's something.
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>>2936251
Updoot for you
>>2936237
Here, but going to bed
>>2936264
I do?

Sorry, I couldn't update today. I'm going to leave this here, and going to bed.
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>>2936269
Kills around the continents, or were you hoping for punisher neet/contract assasin instead of merc?
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>>2936272
Oh that. It was more if Anons wanted to go travel the world to go see what is going on with the world and how it's different from this one. Of course during traveling you could end up in danger one way or another.

Achievements in my mind don't really mean one set path, but more like a board net that I can keep track of stuff as we proceed through. Like if you start hunting, I'll maybe add something in there for if it meets qualifications. Or cooking up a fucking meal for Gordon Ramsay and him liking it.
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>>2936274
But the option's there, therefore you admit it's a posibility even if it's not a certainty.

Henceforth cogito ergo sum cum laude that anon is WRONG
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>>2936252
I'll keep running as long as anons get joy out of my quest.
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>>2936275
>Henceforth cogito ergo sum cum laude t
you must be a educated man
>tips fedora
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>>2936259
>Call a Uber
I wonder if a grill will fall for us?
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>>2936259
>Call a Uber, you can sleep in the storage unit
this, let's chill there for the night
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>>2936259
>call uber
if we can sleep in the storage unit, do it

after (or, else if we can't sleep in the storage unit)
>leave bike in storage unit
>take all games and game systems in the uber
>go sell them at a pawnbroker in a safer district
>use money for a cheap motel and take a shower with clothes on

then we can start selling most of our stuff through internet
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>>2936259
>>Call a Uber, you can sleep in the storage unit
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>>2936361
+
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>>2936308
M'thank you
>Tips pompadour
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We should get a better haircut and clothes once we have the money
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>>2936932
I say we hit up a goodwill or thrift store after we sell some stuff. Get us some cheap outdoorsy clothes, and maybe a nice jacket since it's going to be cold before long
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>>2936987
>Selling our shit for pennies.
>Not increasing our charisma skill before trading
>Going to get jewed with our 3 charisma
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>>2937204
>increasing our charisma with 30 dollars when we're a fat man covered in sweat and grape soda

who are you
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>>2937530
Topkek.
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>>2937530
Increase our charisma by begging for money on the street.
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Before going to sell stuff, we should try to pretty up (at least clothes that are not grape-y) since shitty clothes and looking fucky wocky (exhausted from the long bicicle ride mind you) will make Manfred look desesperate when selling the Battlestation and whatever is left at the storage Unit.

Ideally, to not to look like a desesperate Nerd NEET selling his PC and be swindled... We are that aren't we.
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>>2937666
Maybe find a pawn shop to hock the stuff to? I'm sure we'd get a nice bonus to charisma if they happen to be sympathetic to a hero's current plight

And for the pretty up, we could always go wash up at a gym. Places like Planet Fitness don't require a membership, are open 24/7, have showers and places to do laundry, and are 10 dollars for a day pass
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I wonder if OP was going to post before 4chan shit itself
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op is in a coma
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>>2936259
>>2936361
there should be our old clothes at the storage unit
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>>2938372
The starvation finally caught up with him.
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WHY
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WHY
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WHY
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Just have faith guys real life probably caught up with him. Hes been gone for longer.
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>>2940338
>>2940362
>>2940382
Can you stop? I'm sure OP will post today. I can see the future
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OP usually disappears for a day or longer at a time. He’s busy with life. He’ll return, he always does. Settle down
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>>2936264
>>2936320
>>2936355
>>2936361
>>2936423
>>2936902
>>2938372
With your legs too sore to bike anymore, and your clothes sticking to you by sweat and grape soda, you let go and just get a Uber to take you where you need to go. You settle with the cheap solo ride, as no one would want a sweaty grape smelling lard ass next to them. You wait as he pulls up you store the bike in his trunk and get inside his old car and tell him the address to the storage place while he listens to some Eastern style of music on the radio. Looking around the backseat of the vehicle you find some hand sanitizer and dump some good loads of it on your hand. To rub all over your skin to at least take the smell and stickiness of the soda away. And leave you smelling a bit better.

You just close your eyes for a bit. Before you know it you'll at the place called “It’s Not Junk Storage” the sign. Now the only thing stopping you from getting into the storage space is the front desk. You pay the total that comes up to $20 and unload your shit and walk inside wheeling the bike with you. Working at the front is a female Hispanic girl. Only a 5.5/10 but still even to get your tongue tied as you walk up to her.

How do you handle talking with the storage unit clerk?
>Tell her how you're the Downey Hero
>Just ask for the key to the storage unit
>Small talk then get to the point
>Seduce her
>Write in
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>>2941555
Nice Trips
>Tell her you're the Downey Hero
>Seduce her
>Get the key to our storage unit
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>>2941555
>Smol tall then get to the point
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>>2941555
Small talk and flirt a little, then get to the point. Dont tell her we're the downey hero, since she's a spic.
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>>2941583
>Don't tell her we're the downey hero, since she's a spic
That's a bit racist of you
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>>2941568
>>2941573
>>2941583
Alright, we're going to be doing a bit of small talk and flirt a bit, not telling her of our status.

>Roll 1d100-10 (Hard Difficulty) Out of 3
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Rolled 65 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>2941623
Nat time
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Rolled 98 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2941623
please
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>>2941648
hey I'm retarded it's supposed to be minus ten
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Rolled 79 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>2941623
Tiem to get laid
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>>2941648
You gotta do dice+d100+-10 for it to work.
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nice moves

Don't forget to change our clothes once in the storage unit. I suppose we will sleep here and sell our game system at a pawnshop tomorrow.
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Rolled 36 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>2941623
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File deleted.
>>2941914
I'm writing update, no need to roll so many times
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>>2941623
Plz don't disappear again
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>>2941626
>>2941648
>>2941656
72 Average +1 Casual
You gather up the courage and walk up to the clerk. A quick look at her nametag it reads “Sophia.” A perfect name to put on her average face and body. She was currently going through her phone as you casually made your moves to the desk.
Manfred “Hello Spohia, nice weather we're having today isn't it?”
Sophia “Is it? I didn't check.”
She answered not looking up from her phone. Time to bring things up a notch.
Manfred “Crazy stuff happening around the world. Make me glad, I was born in America.”
Sophia “Me too, What do you need?” She asked looking at you and putting her phone away and staring right at you. As you mind goes blank working in overdrive on what to say to her.
Manfred “Just need the key for my place, my name should be on the list.”
She get out a clipboard from behind the desk.
Sophia “Last name?”
ManfredFünten, with a F...U..N”
Sophia ”Fünten. You’re on the list, now I’m going to need to see some ID.”
Manfred “I got you covered.” You said and take out your wallet containing the last of your savings, and presented her with the ID. When she picks up the ID her eyes go wide and shakes her head slightly.
Sophia “Say here, you’re Manfred Fünten.”
Manfred “Yup that’s me.”
Sophia “Can I get a autograph?!” She yelled, as you wasn’t expecting a fan in Downey much less a spic.
Manfred “Sorry, but you got the wrong guy.”
Sophia “I’m not giving you the keys until you sign my breasts.”
So in the end you were given a permanent market and sign your name on her average size breasts. By the end of it you were dumbfounded that a girl gave you any attention more than a passing look. One thing is sure, your tent is pitched as you make your way to your unit. Sophia gave you her number and ask when are you free for a night of fun in the city. You decided to wait on giving her a answer, because you have to get a new pair of clothes and maybe going to crash in the storage unit for the night.

For now you get yourself a old pair of clothes that match you, and made a bed of cardboard boxes that you can sleep on for the night. You also parked your bike inside for safe keeping, but other than that, there isn’t anything else to do, until it’s sleeping, as you are ready to clock out at any moment.

What now? Currently 7PM
>Eat Dinner
>Set up a date
>Sleep
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read

>Charisma: 3 13.5/20 +3
>Business 1 5/10 +1
>Casual 1 1.25/5 +1
>Seduce 1/5 +1
Sorry with the slow updates, I was busy, still am.
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>>2941992
>your tent is pitched as you make your way to your unit
lol
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>>2941992
>>Sleep
in fangirls bed
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>>2941992
We had a long and strenuous day so
>Sleep
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>>2941992
>sleep
Also we should try to chat up the spic QT more over text, since we'd probably fuck up face-to-face interaction.

Hispanic girls are generally short, so this is kinda like Dwarf-wife.
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>>2941992
>Sleep

>>2942016
>Not saving our Virginity for our blank wife
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>>2942000
We should keep our shotgun loaded and at hand, since the QTbean probably already has told everyone about meeting us.
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Anons thinking 5.5/10 is QT
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>>2941992
>I’m not giving you the keys until you sign my breasts.

also sleep, but set alarm trap, hide and get your gun at reach
set alarm to wake up at 5, dat shift employee come
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>>2942016
+
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What if this is a spicy plot from the chili eaters and sofía will leads us to a latin trap!? Or this grill is a trap
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>>2942076
Above average at least.
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>>2942076
It's typical anon behavior. First girl to respond to our shitty attempts at flirting and they all act thirsty as hell.
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>>2942168
She cant be a trap because she has titties.
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>>2942928
>Implants
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>>2942016
this, but tell her not to talk about meeting us to many people. allude to how we've been targeted by gangs and whatnot.
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So boys what is the plan for tomorrow? Go on day long cheap date with girl paying for all the shit. She's head over heels for us so it's something we can do. And keep this up for two days until we get the 50k from the go funds
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>>2943768
I believe we should spend the day working out and improving our mind on shit related to our time in the cabin. Also text Sophia sporadically while we're doing this.
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Inside a parked SUV, sits a man and woman. The woman wearing a striped shirt with blue jeans. With the man with a come over wearing blue jeans and a white shirt. In the cupholder sits 1 empty drink with some balled up paper bags in the backseat.

Man “What's the kid doing this time?”
He said and takes his last sip of his drink before throwing it in the back.

Lady “Looking up someone on his phone, let me check.” she opened up a laptop that mirroring Manfred phone screen.
Lady “Fucking looking at some hental again, now he's getting a Uber.”
Man “Can we stop by a Taco Bell real quick?”
Lady “Get me a $5 box.”
Man “Will do Victoria.”

The engine turns over and they pull out from the side of the road.

Will make a new thread Friday 12 PM EST. Resuming the last vote of the Thread. I'm going to give you guys more than one update a day since I'll be free. For now here is a side story
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Oh no
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Why is oniichan always watching
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Sounds like after getting the money we should really fuck off into the sticks and get off-the-grid. Or get ourselves a non-botnet phone device.
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>>2944233
>>2944233
I got dubs





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