We play as Manfred a Neet that's on his way to get out of the Neet Lifestyle. Our Neet just got out out of a coma, after a car crash a close encounter with a bear. Being the brave hero for two thots. And before that he was kidnapped but happened to come up with a plan to get out.. Now he’s back in the hospital choosing what he will do with his $25k and how he should pay the $18k hospital bill. Also Mommy came to visit as soon as she heard about the coma. Inventory (Yellow being what you have on you)https://pastebin.com/Jj4GtRgFNeet Stats (Yellow is achievements unlocked) https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zBLast Thread we left it off with this choice. >Agree with the half year payment plan >Ask who visited us during our coma>Check out /pol/ while waiting for Mom to come back from the restroom>Take a picture with your wristband doing OK sign. To prepare it for Twitter>Calm down Mother as we are wheel out.
>>2957468Manfred “I’m going with the half year plan.” You said and sign off on the bill, and hand it back to JackManfred “Do you happen to know if anyone else came to visit while I was in the coma?”Jack “Thank you Mister Fünten, expect your first payment by the 24th of this month and every month after that. As for visits you only gotten 3, two girls one with a broken arm, and nurse checking up on you. Have a nice night Fünten.” He tells you and walks away leaving you in the hospital lobby, waiting for your mother to come back from your restroom. You take the time to check out your phone and see if /pol/ is talking about you. On /pol/ you see the normal threads, Be a good goyi...Jews are behind… Trump Drump… Why don’t you marry… Christian more like...FUCK... Why am I a fagg..Black is bett… After searching you find a thread about you.>Be Manfred Fünten>Literally Neet for years after college he drops out from the face of the world>Go shopping with mommy>Go Rambo kill 3 spics>Send to fucking jail>Turn down the Hooked Noses>Goes to fucking prison>Make friends with literally Neonazis>Post his prison with OK hand sign>/our guy/>Fucking win against the Jews and get out a freeman>Live life, go out to beach with 56% and Qt3.14>Get kidnapped by Cambodians>Not less than a day inside come up with a plan to get out>Asian chick with his fucking ID, shows up like a dirty hobo to the cops>Destroy a human traffic ring from the inside out in less than a week>Saved about 4 dozen illegals from becoming sex meat>Go camping up in the mountains>A bear attacks>Shoot it down taking a hit in the process>Stupid Thots crashed the car making him go into a comma>CIA Niggers pull his ass, and thots out the car>Car was filled with guns and ammos>15 fucking guns all revolvers and 1 shotgun>Over 2,000 rounds of ammo >Aiming up a army of Revolver Ocelots >How more based can one man be?
>>2957473[Anon] “Why does he need that much revolvers?”[Anon] “To take down a bear.”[Anon] “But 15?”[Anon] “Shut the fuck up faggot, you're scared of freedom guns.”[Anon] “Manfred is Revolver Ocelot.”[Anon] “Fuck him if he tries to sell the guns, he'll be a fucking sellout. Staging all this shit just to pawn off guns using his fame.”[Anon] “How is that selling out?”[Anon] “Faggot, if he sells them it just shows it's fucking stage. I lose all respect for sellouts.”[Anon] “>Manfred being a fucking brainlet selling guns I want. If he sell them, he nothing more than faggot with no knowledge of funs.”[Anon] “I want one of the guns, but tfw no money.”[Anon] “>Manfred using guns. Not using superior Nippon steel to cut his foes where he stands.”[Anon] “Teleport behind you. “Nothing personnel kid.”” Bang bang[Anon] “Sword welding Manfred when?”[Anon] “Manfred is old news, I kill bears all the time.”[Anon] “Yeah, Musk is raising money selling his musk to fund his space trip to the Moon to set up a livable base up there.”[Anon] “Sword Space Manfred when?”[Anon] “Nigger that's going to take years.”[Anon] “Faggots, Manfred is being controlled by the Jews just look at his father.”[Anon] “Stop! don't say it's true!”[Anon] “Does Manfred masturbate to centaur horse pussy or elves? Both are great.”[Anon] “I wish Manfred shoots his revolver load up my boi pussy.”The rest of the thread turns into a shit post feast after that. You quickly take a picture of your medical wrist brace while doing OK sign. To either post it on Twitter or elsewhere when you choose.Your mother came back from the restroom ready to take you away from here, but a problems comes up. Where will you go? So you ask your Mom about it.Manfred “So Mom, I’m fine as a fiddle, just one thing.”Mom “Don’t worry your head about it Manfred. We’re going to stay at my hotel room. Then get us both tickets out of here to New York City. Where you’ll be staying with me, so I can take care of you.”Mother, is being protective of you again, as much as you love her, you kinda have unfinished business here. Mainly being the girls, you still didn’t fuck any of them, and what about living in the cabin you wanted to do ever since you left the prison.Manfred “Alright Mom, we can go to the hotel, but can we hold off on the plane tickets, I still got some work to do.”Mom “That’s alright Manfred, I’ll keep watch over you as you recover enough to fly across state.”Sigh Mommy wheels you out and a uber trip later with some careful walking you were at the hotel with her. The only thing you have on you is wallet, phone, as you move into the room and lay down on bed. Your mother goes straight to bed as you star at the ceiling. What do?>Sleep>Watch News?>Exercise?>Do something online {What?}>Other?Current HP 13/13Cash$310Bank$23,620
>>2957476QM is back>SleepIt's time to rest
>>2957468Forgot about thisPrevious threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Neet%20QuestThread #5>>2944233
>>2957490This, but before we go to sleep text Sophia and Taylor that we’re okay
>>2957490>>2957561>SleepIt's late at night, and you're too tired to do anything else. You look at your phone and read the recent messages. You're growing in popularity as you got some messages from 4 people. The people in question are Taylor and Sophia sisters wondering if you'll better and to text them when you're awake. A message from your Bro Karl reading “Me and Sofia hope your alright there big buddy.” The last message was from Ruby the nurse that nursed you back to health after the kidnapping. “Get well soon, sorry I couldn't be your nurse this time ;)”You reply to Sophia and Taylor messages, since they were the closest ones to you and could have gotten really hard trying to help you. You reply that you are alright even wishing them the broken bone to heal up quickly. Also wishing them a good night to let them know that you're sleeping. They reply quick so you check the messages out before getting your beauty sleep.Taylor “Cool beans Manfred :) you're one cool pickle. Thanks for saving me :)”Sophia “Manfred, I was so worry about you. Thank Mary you're alright, I was praying for you. Get better soon, maybe next time camping doesn't end with a bear attack.”You don't know why they like you as a friend or something greater but it makes you happy. Wondering if this is what having friends feel like that are real from the online friends you had that we're depressed sacks of shit filling up space as they rot away. Like you were before you changed.You settle down under the covers and lay your heavy head on the pillow And before long you are fast asleep. Waking up you hear the shower running must be your mother. As your body feels much better than yesterday, as you test out standing and walking around the bed. You wonder what happened to your guns, were they saved or what?Currently 8AM September 21th 2018 Thursday. 12 full days since your injury and date you also got out the hospital after your kidnapping.What do?>Sleep>Watch News?>Fap>Exercise?>Watch Anime>Do something online {What?}>Other?Current HP 13/13Cash$310Bank$23,620
>>2957587>Call Taylor and Sophia>Set up a dinner date with them and mom>Workout until it's time for dinner (Strength)
>>2957587If we still have the coma handwrist and the hospital dress>make a selfie of a OK sign, no face just hand and post it on our manfred_fünten twitter with "I'm ok"do it in the bathroom with a very close up of your hand to leave no evidence of your hotel>aks Sophia and Taylor if they would want to eat a piece in a touristic (SECURED) districtI want to eat lunch with them and formaly apologies, maybe present them to mom and discretly ask them about our bike and implicitly about our guns. Also it would make mommy proud to know that we have girl friends.>inform ourselves on the procedure to get CONCEALED CARRY WEAPON permit in the 10 south counties of California including where the cabin is>inform ourselves on a training course at Collapsed Valor/Heracles Corp on how to use revolver/semi-auto, shotgun and riflesBecause we can only use one type of revolver and the shotgun for now with our current skills and we know some people to hese merc corps. Maybe this will speed up the licence waiting period.and this >>2957614it's ok OP, you can start the thread at whatever time you want
>>2957587>Exercise?>Watch News?
>>2957620Supporting
>>2957620When can we shoot up more people? Also we should buy armorAlso supporting what you posted
>>2957614>>2957620>>2957624>>2957636>>2957639Git me >Roll 3d100 (3 Rolls)Charisma Roll -5Exercise Roll -10Intelligence Roll -5
Rolled 100, 2, 82 = 184 (3d100)>>2957646we should post a picture of us burning the california flag
>>2957650>First d100 of the thread>NAT 100
Rolled 91, 33, 96 = 220 (3d100)>>2957646
Rolled 7, 67, 34 = 108 (3d100)>>2957620>handwristsorry OP, I read too fast because I thought I was late>>2957639>When can we shoot up more peopleWell we should get our gun and an appropriate training beforeAlso, note that "CIA Niggers" are always one us. I hope they didn't confiscate our guns, our bike and our tools.Anons, I have a longterme plan.>get training at Collapsed Valor>do minor jobs in South California>join or form a militia with your guns>attack the cartels>settle with gf and get a son>make mommy proud>join Tesla as security for the San Francisco-Cap Cannaveral BFR tanker transport via Panama>train in space>be first man on Mars>make mommy the proudestTell me what you think
Rolled 45, 59, 66 = 170 (3d100)>>2957646
>>2957650>>2957661Anyone want to save the exercise roll?
>>2957662That'll do hopefully
>>2957662Sure but you have one fatal flaw in that plan. You forgot to mention how we get our dwarf gf? Unless that’s what you meant by gf then carry on
>>2957662Fuck that plan you CommieNo Isekia'd mistake number oneNot being a merc traveling the world mistake number twoStaying in shit hole Commieland mistake 3Settle with a spic gf mistake 4Not getting a Centaur gf mistake 5No Dwarf gr mistake fucking 6 Pic is you
>>2957673>No Isekia'dMars seems pretty isekai to me>Not being a merc traveling the world>Staying in shit hole Commielandwe get to be a pirate in the Carribean with my plan>Settle with a spic gf mistake 4who said that ? we also habe Ruby >Not getting a Centaur gf mistake 5>No Dwarf gr mistake fucking 6 you don't know what we could find on the MoonWhy are you so mean? Am I that mean when I disagree with people? I might have been because the 15 guns that bankrupted us made me angry. If so I'm sorry.
>>2957679>RubySettle for a 7/10 when we can get a 10/10. Anon you limit yourselfI'm not being mean on purpose, I'm just voicing my opinion. Since I rather our Neet go travel rather than be stuck in the same place forever.
>>2957691I wanted to go in South Africa and help the farmers between our militia and Tesla. And I think it is very rewarding to have an operational base, a home, some place you can stay. Also you can work on changing the local politics and see the effects on your environment.
If we're talking plans, if we have all these revolvers we should put them to good use and learn how to reload .38 and .357.
>>2957696We'll have to buy tools for that. But at least with revolvers we can easily get the spend casing since it's inside the cylinder
>>2957679>Planning ahead Dice gods have other plansAnyway this post may take longer than normal. But since a Nat 100 was rolled I can explain my luck system. You can bank the Nat 100 to increase the luck to 1/80. Get 80 nat 100s and you'll have a +5 to all rolls. And if you get a Nat 1 you can choose to have your luck stat reduce by 1 to try that major failure to very minor fail. But the same does for the luck stat. If it goes under 0/80 then you get -5 to all future rolls until you bank a enough nat 100s.So there you go, some knowledge
I made this so anons might understand our problem here. Sadly I could not find image of all revolvers.
>>2957718Bank itWe have a 91 to replace it.
>>2957736Fuck you, we're using the 100.
>>2957718>Dice gods have other plansThis player don't submit to dice gods>Anyway this post may takeNo problems>>2957736>>2957740We didn't know about the banking. We should go with wathever OP as understood and planned. Maybe next time we will be more swift to bank it.
>>2957728
>>2957746Your missing one there neetqm
Guys, we should sell our shotgun after getting "SHELLOUT" engraved on it.
>>2957764I"m on it
>>2957650>>2957661>>2957662>>2957636>>2957704>>2957736>>2957755With morning here, you check on your phone and see you got a message from Taylor and Sophia. Sophia “Maybe when you feel better we could get some drinks together? ;)”Is that Sophia send you, Taylor on the other hand also send a picture along with her message.Taylor “Maybe this is what the Downey Hero needs to get better. ;)” Along with that message was a naked picture of Taylor with only a pink sweater on she was laying down on her bed and lifting the sweater up showing off her breasts as spreads her legs out on the bed while lightly biting her lip. [I] First Nude pic a girl send you, and it's from a barely legal girl. Score![I] To say your dicks isn’t diamonds is a understatement, but you can’t fap with mom in the other room so you do other things you have planned after saving that picture to your phone. Since mother is at the shower you go up to the wall as a background and take another OK hand sign with your medical bracelet you forget to take off. And post on twitter. “I’m alright guys. A-Okay #Manfred_Fullen.” That seems to be getting posts after a few minutes. Next up on the list was talking with the girls to set up a dinner date including your mom.Ringing up Taylor goes straight to voicemail, the girl must be sleeping as you call up her sister. Sophia. Sophia “Hello?”Manfred “Sophia. It’s me Manfred.”Sophia “Manfred it’s great you call? Did you have time to think about my text?”Manfred “That’s why I called you. I wanted to set up dinner with you and your sister. Since it was kinda of my fault we got into a car accident. To say she was happy about the idea was not enough, as she screamed happily through the phone. You were able to set up a date at 7 at night at a good restaurant. The old Spaghetti Factory. Like you though Taylor was sleeping into the afternoon. You hang up the phone and prepare to have a good day of working out and researching tons of shit.
>>2957788Hours of research later you find out that California doesn’t honor any CCW from other states, the forms take 90 days to process with $100 each. 24 states honor California CCW permit. You are age enough to get a permit and that it lasts for 2 years only. Take some classes of gun safety and laws of guns in California, For each gun listed on the CCW it’ll be a extra fee. So having 14 guns listed on the CCW it will cost 13 more fees the fee is small only being 20 bucks..But the good thing you find out, is that a CCW issued at one country will be valid for the entire state. So no need to apply to 10 different counties, just going for a one country that give them out like hot cakes will be good enough for you. But you got to live in the country to get issued a permit, and since you’re effectively homeless it’ll be kinda hard to get a permit. Or you can just carry a gun without a permit like what the criminals do. You do some research of the business card that guy gave you, the idea of it being a private contractors was innocent as they are a weapons company, that deals with supply and demand. Doing lot of work in Western Europe and Africa.For Collapsed Valor, they’re kind of higher level private contractors, so they don’t offer classes to civilian, you either got to be white-listed from someone on the inside, join up, be part of the police or military to get into the classes. You find out about private security elsewhere that give out classes. Put most of them are for private security in stores not like a paramilitary group like Collapsed Valor that is in San Diego. So if you want to get good at shooting, go to a range, or shoot where the cabin is. You got the ammo to burn. There is two hours before the dinner, you having only a little time to work out before taking a shower. You realized that the cloth you wear is not enough for a restaurant. It’s baggy shorts and a T-Shirt with a cartoon on it. What do?>Eat before dinner >Buy some clothes>Go as it>More Exercise>Fap>Other>Charisma: 4 26/40 +2>Intelligence 4 18/40 +2.25>Strength: 3 3/20 +1.25>Law 1 4.25/10 +2.25>Calisthenics 1 6.25/10 +1.25>Casual 2 17/20 +2Current HP 13/13Cash$310Bank$23,620
>>2957791>Buy some clothesBut keep it under 500$.
Kind of wanted a family friendly brunch with mom and the girls tbqh, but fine with me.I just really really wanted to show of the girls to mom udner the pretext that they saved my life and thanking and all. >>2957791I guess a blue (150$) shirt which we can rool up sleeve to look more casual and some levi's jean and while we are at it buy sneakers and belt at levi's too.Shops should be on our way to the diner, maybe shopping with mom. But before going out, shave and comb our hair. I hope we showered too.
>>2957791>Buy clothes>Do rock-climbing grip hand exercises along the wayFirm man gotta have a firm grip. Also it may help us suck less with the stronger revolvers.
>>2957791>Cut our fucking hairGo to a profession hair style and cut out butt long hair into a undercut>Buy a dress shirt and khakis
>>2957788You into mormon bubble porn any?
>>2957810+1also send a message to the sexy aryan nurse
>>2957811+1 This HaircutWe should maybe also get a good coat, that's just a great piece of clothing to have. A bit pricey though...
>>2957811>>2957815>Go to a profession hair stylewe gotta be sanic fast for all that in less than 2 hours, I prefere to stick to just beard and clothes, maybe we can into Jaeger>>2957814yeah something short, we are not going to ignore heralso want to send a text message to ourselves "thank you glow in the dark CIA niggers">>2957815>a good coatIt's just early October in California
>>2957809>(((levi)))I take it back. Uniqlo would be fine
>>2957797>>2957809>>2957810>>2957811>>2957814>Hair cut since you have the time>Buy clothes under $500>Do rock-climbing grip hand exercises for that grip strengthRoll me 3d100 (EZ)>Haircut roll >Cloth quality and cost roll>Exerciser roll>>2957812>mormon bubble pornMy tastes are more refine
Rolled 77, 95, 51 = 223 (3d100)>>2957830did we bank the 100?
Rolled 55, 19, 44 = 118 (3d100)>>2957830If the roll is high enough, maybe we can find boots for hiking and still have a casual look instead of sneakers
>>2957833>did we bank the 100?Nah, the picture + Sophia advances was what the Nat 100 was used for. Since that was what it was directed to.
Rolled 9, 100, 76 = 185 (3d100)>>2957830
>>2957837>Nat 100Bank or use for some high quality clothes at a cheap price
>>2957840bank
>>2957840I somehow don't want to bank it. We will need that clothes later. And if they are high quality we can use belt and boots for hiking, hell maybe even a japanese denim for hiking.The shirt would just be tossed in our bagpack and used when we have to look casual.Also, posting selling plan
>>2957844>wasting fatepoint for clothes when we have a 95 behind it
>>2957840Bank it, since the 95 is already pretty sweet
>>2957846Ah ! You are right. We still can get high quality without the nat100Also, reposting selling plan
>>2957852ill back the sellplan
>>2957852I back this as well
>>2957852>selling planCool BeansYou may want to switch the left hand with the right hand, since the gun you have on the left was more recoil than the one on the right. And Manfred is right handed, since I'm thinking you mean cowboy style of pulling out guns. My Soul
>>2957861>>2957830no text to the aryan nurse?
>>2957862Good thing you reminded me
>>2957861Since Op points it out, I back the hand change
>>2957869just let the ameritwats figure this shit out i dont care really
>>2957869Yes of course, but this was all just a proposition. We have yet to find out if the guns and (our bike) are in the storage unit.>>2957861What's going on OP? The fact that we are selling freedom guns or that I made a bad distribution of the guns left/right/jacket/pocket/belt...?
>>2957878Just the anons should look at ROF +# ACC bonus and damage type when they're deciding what weapon to keep. Each round is 10 seconds. Since it can spell the difference of life and death.
>>2957880im so glad i dont live in the us, guns dont matter at all where im from
>>2957852No sell
Where is the rate of fire for the gun listed?
>>2957899spr, I should have put ROF instead. But spr means Shots per roundROF = Rate of fire ROF will be used from now on.
>>2957894We will make the decision this friday night/weekend (if OP can make a session). With everyone.>>2957791>since you’re effectively homelessI don't know about the US but here, homless can register their adress to be at the city hall, thus they can still do administrative procedure.
>>2957903I see, what does VR/ST and L/J/P mean?And were can we see the range mod for the guns?
>>2957906VR Very reliableST Standard reliable LCan be hidden only with long jacket/trench coatJCan be hidden with a Jacket or biggerPCan be hidden inside pocketWhen noone reads the thing I posted with the weapon list :(
>>2957906J = Jacket P = Pocket L = Long Coat N = NahST = StandardVR = very reliable spr = Shots per round
>>2957908I did and that's how I made my choice pls no cry OPI choose the guns to keep based on >shared ammo and recoil>size (since we don't have a CCW permit)>price (since we can't do anything rn)
>>2957833>>2957834>>2957837Banked Fate Point Luck now Level 5 1/80 With no time to waste, you tell you mother of the dinner of meeting some friends. You didn’t get a chance to tell her they were females or how close you guys are. But it’s nice seeing her smile as you head out the door to get ready in less than 2 hours. First of all you need some new hair on you head. So calling a taxi you head on over to Essentiels Spa Et Beaute. And order a Undercut, with the speed of lighting, 20 minutes later and the cut was done. Your sides shaved and your top of your head kept long. Lots of hair littered the ground as the ladies look at you, before looking away in distaste when they see your clothes. You shoot Ruby a text saying “Thanks for visiting. Sorry I didn’t wake up, if I had known you were there. I would have.” She must be working as she didn’t reply back, as you head over to your next stop to the thrift store for some cheap ass clothes. You ran through the place quickly looking for clothes that fit you and are as cheap as can be, in the end you were able to find 3 outfits, 2 casual and 1 formal for a low price of $500 bucks for name bread shit. That would have cost a easy 2k on their own. You put on the formal wear and also buy a grip trainer and work out with that for a while as you ride at the restaurant with time to spare after dropping out your old clothes and the casual clothes back at the hostel. You sit and wait at the table looking over the menu when your mother comes dressed in a black dress. She waves at you and sits down on the table.Mother “My big boy, you look really handsome today.”Manfred “Thanks mommy.”A waiter comes by and hands you menus as you look through them he comes back and ask if you are ready?What do you order?>OUR FAMOUS BAKED LASAGNA Layers of noodles, Marinara Sauce, ground beef and pork, and four delicious cheeses. (820 cal) 15.75 >FETTUCCINE ALFREDO Fettuccine noodles in a butter cream sauce with shredded Romano cheese (470 cal) 13.99>CHICKEN PICCATA A tender breast of chicken topped with a medley of butter, lemon, capers, shallots, and tomatoes. Paired with our famous Mizithra Cheese & Browned Butter on angel hair pasta. (1150 cal) 15.25>SPINACH TORTELLINI WITH ALFREDO SAUCE Hat shaped pasta, stuffed with a blend of roasted chicken and Mortadella meats, and Romano cheese. (940 cal) 13.99>MEAT LOVER’S TREAT Sicilian meatballs, Italian sausage and spaghetti with Rich Meat Sauce. (1460 cal) 16.50>Sparkling Wines>White Wines>Red Wines>House WinesAlso order for the girls?>Yes {what food?}>NoAttractiveness Currently 8/10>Intelligence 4 19/40 +1>Charisma: 4 27/40 +1>Awareness/Notice 1 1.75/10 +1>Casual 2 18/20 +1>Strength: 3 4/20 +1>Calisthenics 1 7.25/10 +1Current HP 13/13Cash$310Bank$21,120
>>2957926Let's wait for the girls before ordering food and don't order for them.>CHICKEN PICCATAfor us and ask the waiter for a wine recommendation.
>>2957926>>2957931n-no alcohol for momOr if we really have to, some light Rosé or Sangriahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SangriaOf course we have to wait for the girl
>>2957931>>2957936+1
One minute while I tell you yurofags what guns to keep or not
Alright allow me to explain before everyone hates on me.>Ruger .38Some we can shoot currently beginner gun>.357 magThe next step up>LuigiFor that +3 ACC and the damsge output next step up.>$500 gunNext step up >$650 gunSo we make sure of the ammo we have>$1,000 gunNext step up>Colt Cannon Next step up and can shoot 2 ROF>$5,000 gunLast step up good ACC and that damage outputFile too big >Fuck>>2957888Not liking the mechanic side of guns. It's like a car every part of a gun is working together like a car engine works to move the car.
>>2957931>>2957936>>2957938>>2957940>Going to need 1d100 (Hard)For Mommy
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>2957940go to sleep burgerwe are talking food and wine here>>2957952I hope I was right to point out her alcohol problem
>>2957955>26fug we need the banked nat100 now...
>>2957955Telling me to sleep when I'm the burger that will save us all
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>2957952
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>2957958Forgot roll
use the nat100use Diplomacy use good boy pointsuse our trump card :>I just got out of hospital, maybe alcohol isn't...
>>2957955>>2957959>>2957960>26>27>28Nice Dice Order, that's a bonus right there.
>>2957963I-It's good thing r-right? Like we are aiming at higher and higher at each roll
>>2957973You'll see
>mommy I get out of coma and I got /fit/ and /fa/, I'm sure you can stop drinking>>2957974come on it's not a nat1
>>2957983>come on it's not a nat1Yeah, it's not that bad. Did we have a nat 1 yet?
>>2957955>>2957959>>2957960You look over the menu and look at the wine selection. The Chicken Piccata sounds tasty, it’s not chicken tendies but it’ll do, as for the wine selection you were never one to drink, unless it had to do with the Dew. Manfred “I’ll have the Chicken Piccata, and what wine do you recommend this evening?”Waiter “I recommend the Fontodi Vin Santo Chianti Classico, from 2007. It’s just what needed to go along with the Chicken Piccata.” Manfred “I’ll be having that.”Waiter “Excellent choice, and for the lady?”Mom “Give me the Meat Lover’s Treat, with extra uncut Italian sausage to go with it. Also give me a bottle of that Chinanti classic.”Waiter “Of course ma'am. The wine of the evening will be out shortly.”Mom does have a drinking problems, but she wouldn’t be too much trouble when the girls come right?While waiting and making small talk with mom, the wine does arrive. The wine bottle is place at the middle of the table iced after two glasses of it empty out into the glasses. You take a sip, tasting the rich and intense favor sensing some caramel. From the corner of your eye see the girls, Sophia is wearing a red dress with her hair down, while Taylor has a pretty eye grabbing blue dress. If you would guess it was her prom dress, she’s just reusing. Sophia was the one with her arm broken as she her arm hung from a sling. You stand from your seat and introduction them to your mother. They were surprised to say the least. Manfred “Sophia and Taylor, this is my mother. Mom this is Sophia and Taylor. My ‘friends’ ”Sophia “Pleasure to meet you Mrs. Fünten.”Mom “No need for Mrs. Honey, I’m all Miss now.” She say taking a big gulp of her wine. Sophia “Still a pleasure to meet you.” Mom “The pleasure is all mine.” Taylor “Cool son you got there, Miss Fun-ten.”Mom “Yup, take a seat ladies, we got much to talk about.”You don’t know why but you feel unease by your mother’s actions, could it be the how she filled her wine glass to the top, or that she was talking about the time you walked and slept in your cum covered clothes to the girls.Mom “Manfred was horrible, spearing his seed all over the place, on himself, on his clothes, on his figures even on the-”You loudly clear your throat as the food came, and to stop your mother for talking anymore.
>>2957986Manfred “Mother, the food is here.”Waiter “Dinner is served. Ladies your food will be coming at any moment now. “ The waiter said and placed the food down and took his leave.Mom “God damn they took their sweet ass time. This glass isn’t cutting it.” You mother was now drinking straight from the bottle, before setting it down and placing her elbows on the table and shoving food down her mouth like a vacuum while only you and the girls watch.Mom “Watch me girls, since one of you will be doing this to my good boy later this evening.” She said and took the italian sausage and started working at it like it was a cock. After watching that display she started eating it, and laughing in a drunky fit. Taylor and Sophia were whispering to themselves as other people from the other table started staring. Mom “Who’s going to be the lucky girl. Ha Ha ha h-.” The laughing stopped as the piece of meat was stuck in her throat. What do?>Save mom>Panic!>Is anyone a doctor!>Nothing>Other?
>>2957987>Save momYeah this just confirms what I have been saying all along, we need to drop that alcoholic
>>2957987>Save mom>Heimlich Maneuver
>>2957987>Otherwatch her die
>>2957987>Save momtime for medical Apu>>2957991Easy there anon, no need to get so extreme >get behind her>have her lean forward>some taps on he rbackAnd only if it doesn't work the heimlich maneuver. But I would like to know if there is a doctor before the heimlich maneuver.
If we do try to save her, make sure to get it on film
>>2957989>>2957991>>2957992>>2957995Gib me 1d100 (EZ)
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>2957998note that I just wanted a family friendly brunch at the local pizzeria near the hospital
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>2957998
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>2957998Watch this Nat 1
I have a question for the achievment. I see that we have bonuses thanks to some of them, but I don't understand what " It's high Noon" will bring us. Or "A good day at the range", "Enough to last you for a while", or "Best Boi"
>>2958000>>2958003>>2958005 Mommy is in danger So you spring into action getting up from your seat and heading to mommy. You get behind her, and talk her through the steps.Manfred “Mom, you have to lean forward on the table.”She does so, as you tap her on the back, giving her a few good hit dislodging the food from her throat. It landed on Sophia face, just a big unchew piece of meat hit her, and slide down to her breasts. She got up and walk away while you were caring for your mother. Taylor “I’ll go check up on her.” Taylor said and quickly went after her sister. The people around you clapped and went back to there meals. Mom “Thank you son, let’s get to eating before the food goes cold.And just like that your Mother was back to drinking and eating her food, as you eat your chicken. By the time you finish and your mother finish the girls are not back. You call the waiter over for the check as your mom starts eating the girl’s leftover foods. The night didn’t go as planned, but at least you got a new hair doo, and new clothes. What you do know, mom is better back in New York City taking care of your Nephew and niece. At least doing that will take her mind and time away from alcohol. Since your mother is still not the same after she lost her job. The question reminds are you going back with her, since she’s heading off on Monday. But you take a uber back to the hostel, your mother passes out on the bed as you lay on the other one thinking about what to do. Currently 8PM Friday 9-21-18What do?>Sleep>Watch News?>Fap>Exercise?>Watch Anime>Do something online {What?}>Other?Current HP 13/13Cash$160Bank$23,620
>>2958024message spicelinas "sorry"gauge moodif ok try to get one/both to our room
>>2958027How are we going to do that if we our mother is in the same room as us?>>2958027This but also >Rent a separate room>Invite the girl without a broken arm to our room
>>2958024Workout strength, shower and then go to bed. Send the wenches a text apologizing for our mother, but don't invite them over or something. Cabin plan still stands, so we won't go to NewYork
>>2958024text brother>Sorry, I couldn't stop mom from having some wine and she is so worried about me she wants to bring me back to NY. Also, how is the Indonesian maid doing? Manfred.text Sophia>Hope you are fine. Don't worry about my mom, she was really shocked about my coma and I wanted to show her that the life still goes on. I owe you one. Byetext ourselves>thank you glow in the dark CIA niggers, whether it was your job or your kindness you saved my lifetrain Business>find a pdf of The Art of the Dealadministrative procedure for homeless>fill up a form to register as living at the city hall to get an adress>>2958029>Invite the girl without a brokenwell at least we can text Taylor>Sorry, my mom was still shocked from my coma. I'm glad that you are well. Not too hard getting around with a broken arm? Carrying stuff, opening doors, taking a shower, undressing ;)
>>2958032Sophia is the girl with the broken arm
>>2958034oww crap... I don't know what to text to Taylor then
>>2958039"Hey girl, want to see something cool? Come by to my room and we can be cool beans together. ;)"
>>2958046too direct and I don't want to appear like a heartless guy after my mom nearly suffocated
>>2958046>cringei|d rather go all in and just text"Im staying in room xxx"
>>2958066I know !>Sorry for tonight, mom was still in shock from my coma. Thanks for the pic I could see that you were not injured, would have loved to judge it by myself though ;)
>>2958067This
>>2958067this
Sophia wins out in the personality department compared to Taylor, seriously, who responds "Cool Beans" to everything?
>>2958117dumb, young girls with shit social skills who wants to get fucked, and gets nervous around older guys
>>2958024>>2958067This &>Post on Pol that you prefer Dwarf Pussy over Centuar Pussy.
>>2958067Not this. They might be disgusted after the whole incident
>>2958024>The people around you clapped and went back to there meals.And they didn't offer us a hunny? Cheapskates, the lot of them.
>>2958101ignore this. I've changed my mind
Are we really doing this? Losing our V-Card to a half breed a literal 56%
Damn, tbqh i want to scold Mom for acting like a Hog and ruining the Date.
>>2958425Anons are too thirsty and impatient. What can you do? Never saw their appeal anyway.
>>2958444Also we're going to lose out on wizard powers. And we only have to get through 3 more years without the pussy
>>2958463
WHY
Actually, wait a minute, Mom ordered that sausage from the get go, She wanted to Sabotage the Date from the Start!!
>>2958691KekGuess Mommy over protect us so much she want us all to herself. That's pretty bad, maybe she's having problems dealing with our near death experience that happened back to back. That the more people she drives away from us, the safer we'll be.Pretty interesting how OP takes that to account other people's mental health due to our actions
>>2958498That picture could define Manfred a bit. Since he wants to make it and knows he can
>>2958117Taylor is a moldable girl just out of high school. She doesn't know what she wants to do in life so she plays it off like she doesn't care or too cool. When really she doesn't know anything is a stupid fucking thot. Sophia is older and has a job so she was to learn responsible. Just that she's a dumb fucking thot who was unlucky in the Gen lotto and that her fucking parents made her into a 56% goblin. So yeah, Taylor is like wet clay moldable, but fuck all currently. Sophia is baked clay, just someone did a average job in making it look good. Functional over looks.>>2958024Text the girls you're sorry about dinner. Maybe you can make it up to them at a later date. Leave note for mom, telling her we're not going to New York and that we have some business to take care of.Get our clothes and take a taxi back to Downey, our shit should be in the storage unit. So let's rent a truck or car so we can load up our shit up and take it to the cabin first, And we can drop off the car at the nearest city so we bike the way back to our cabin without all our shit waiting us down.
>>2958185Dark elf pussy the bestManfred when he gets isekai'd
>>2958818There's a hentai for that.
>>2958027>>2958029>>2958031>>2958032>>2958073>>2958101>>2958117>>2958252>>2958425>>2958441>>2958444>>2958498>>2958730>>2958867So what's the plan anons? Try to get the girl, or other shit.
>>2958925Use my plan
>>2958925No thots please
>>2958992+++
>>2958992Yeah, let's use it
I agree, hold out to access the wizard power skill tree
>>2958992++++
>>2958992ThisBut also Scold Mom
>>2958992>>2959085>>2959135>>2959263>>2959275>>2959300>>2959308>Gib me the rollsRoll me 1d100 (Out of 3)
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>2959319
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>2959319My plan will work
>>2959341What the fuck is up with my internet today? My ID keeps changing
>>2959341I guess so
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>2959319
>>2959337>>2959341>>2959411With your mother passed out, and the night ruined you decided to go back to the plan of the cabin. You been putting it off long enough. And after the shitshow that was today, just shows why you don’t want to stay here. You get a piece of paper and write to your mother, about it was a nice night out, but sadly you have some unfinished business back in Downey. You wish her well on her flight and that to let your family up there know you’re doing well. With your mom taken care of you order a uber, as you ride the elevator down, with the clothes at hand. You hop in and tell them to take you to Long Beach Airport the only place that will be open to rent a car during this time of night. You took the time on the trip to say sorry to the girls about dinner, and you can make it up later. Taylor doesn’t waste any time as she responded quickly.Taylor “Not to worry dude. Sophia is just pissed off that she wasted more than a tank of gas to go to a awful dinner. Then even more pissed since she was to cover for some dick at work. I’ll hold you up to that promise :)”While Sophia didn’t respond at all, as you spent the rest of the car trip listening to the driver’s tunes, and about his homeland. While he talks you text your brother. After the message is send a hour or so passes before you get a text back from him.Manfred “Hey Karl, it’s Manfred. Hope you’re doing well, Mother on the other hand has a drinking problem and I couldn’t stop her from drinking some wine during dinner. She’s so worry about me, that she want me bring me back to NY. Also hows the Indonesian maid doing?”Karl “Great to hear from you man! I was wondering when you’ll get in touch. As for mom, same thing happened here, it would be best if she just returned home here. She fares better taking care of my little ones.”Karl “I did hire her as a maid, bad news is that she was find stealing and was fired by the head maid. Last I heard of her she’s shipping off to Indonesian after losing her work visa. I tried bro, but you know I can’t micromanage everything. Your Big Bro Karl.”~~~~~~~~~~~~A 2 and half hour trip later of listening to Tunak Tunak Tun and talking a bit about how India will be a superpower by 2020. You made the 150 mile trip to Long Beach California. Paying the man a whopping $200 bucks for the ride over, including tip. You head off to rent a car, a SUV as it was enough space to hold all your shit.
>>2959547By Midnight you were on at Downey California to the storage unit place called “It isn’t trash”The SUV rental costing you another $200 for the two days you’re going to have it for. Car Jews made the one hour reminding in the day a full day. But there was nothing you can as you pull up to the parking lot and lock the car on your way inside.From the outside of the place you can see Sophia working at the front counter. She didn’t spot you yet as you stare at her from the outside through the glass. She is just looking through her phone with her good arm.Currently 8PM Friday 9-21-18What do?>Should you try to talk with her about the dinner in person? .>Also talk to her about your feeling? (Which are?)>Just go through the front and get the shit and left,>Look for a side door, to get our shit, since you have the key to the storage unit, the only thing you need is to find a way in>Other>Charisma: 4 28/40 +1>Casual 2 19/20 +1>Taylor Relationship 19/100 -1 (Favorable)>Sophia Relationship ??/100 ? (???)Current HP 13/13Cash$160Bank$20,720
>>2959554>Look for that side doorNo thot will make us delay our Cabin trip
>>2959554>Look for a side door, to get our shit, since you have the key to the storage unit, the only thing you need is to find a way in
>>2959554Go up and talk to her about the dinner.
>>2959576>>2959620Roll me 1d100-4 (Best out of 3)
Rolled 56 + 4 (1d100 + 4)>>2959698
Rolled 91 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2959698
Rolled 100 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2959698
>>2959708My second hundo. I'll take my check in internet points please.
>>2959708>>2959701>>2959699Do you want to Bank the 100 and use 91-4 as the roll?
>>2959711>>2959710 should decide that!>>2959710https://youtu.be/rYwND0CcID4?t=66
>>2959711Yes bank the hundred please
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>2959698Bank
>>2959711Bank it
>>2959742bank the lewd
>>2959742>>2959744Hey, you two didn't earn the right to decide.
>>2959752Thank you anon
>>2959699>>2959701>>2959708You don't want or need to talk to Sophia. You're just letting her cool off from the dinner that took place a just over 4 hours from now. You go looking for a side door that you can use to offload your goods without talking to that Thot.You round the building and see a metal door. Testing the handle you find it's completely unlocked. That's when a thought comes to you it's the fire escape door and the fire alarm will surely sound. You waited for the alarm but it never came, you guess someone just forgot to lock the door.You head over to your storage unit and find black boxes and metal ammo boxes you never saw before in there. Opening them up you find one is filled with the ammo you bought neatly section off with each kind. The other boxes had one gun stored in each one in there, each within cut foam. Each must have been out out independent from the foam, using the gun to trace over the uncut foam. Within the boxes are even cut out holes for the ammo to fill up the gun cylinder of the gun. Taking a look at the boxes each had marked the gun name and ammo it used. You check out the big box and see your shotgun placed there. Inside the shotgun case there is a piece of paper, with one of line of text on it.”You’re welcome. -Glow in the dark CIA Niggers That was nice. But it also cause you to worry, are they seeing you now? Will you be safe from their view? Why are they doing this? What will you take?So far your going to bring your PC, the guns and ammo, your bike and backpack filled with tools and a air pump. Also the Bowie knife. That's really all you need but what about your collections! They surely need to come with you, or that cabin don't feel like a home. There also other stuff from home but they don’t matter.Currently 1 AM Saturday 9-22-18Anything else you want to take with you? >Just the collectibles>Other (What?)
>>2959793>Just the collectables
Possible?
>>2959793>Other We should bring the Collectables and general household items like Toiletries, Blankets & Towels and Spare Clothes, but keep it light of course
>>2959809
>>2959809>Possible?Yeah, but doing that will make it more likely to break in half since that's the weak point. Increasing the chance it'll break in half if your combat rolls are godawful.
>>2959810I'll support this
Should drop a thanks to the cia niggers, who knows a simple thank you can go a long way.
>>2959855This
>>2959810>>2959830>>2959855>>2959861AlrightRoll me 1d100-10 (Best out of 3) EZ since you didn't spend tons of time trying to get everything inside.
Rolled 59 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2959878Watch this
>>2959878>tfw I'm new to the board and only lurk, so i don't know how to roll
>>2959878Dice+1d100I hope this does it
>>2959893dice+1d100+-10In the option field anon.
>>2959898>tfw phonefag
>>2959898
>>2959906Make sure the word dice is lowercase.
Rolled 66 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2959898
>>2959910JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT TOOK ME A SOLID 5 MINUTES>mediocre roll
Rolled 32 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2959878
>>2959892>>2959910>>2959918>56Good enough roll to successYou look around the pick and find a dolly, and start loading it up with your collectibles. Dropping them off in the backseat as you make your way back and forth to the storage unit and your car. You’ll able to load everything up when a thought came to you that you need something to sleep along with general items to clean yourself with, things to dry yourself off with and some extra clothes. You resume loading, finding everything you need but not the Toiletries and you didn’t have time to look since you heard someone coming down the hallway. You quickly locked the storage unit and left the empty dolly behind as you round the corner. You heard Sophia voice. Sophia “Here is the dolly, now the number of the unit was 72 right ma’am.”Old woman voice “Yes dear, but you don’t have to help little old me out. With that broken arm of your.” Sophia “It’s no problem.”Was the last thing you heard as you made your way back to the car. You put the key in the ignition and started up the car. You take out your phone and go into the notes app, and just write Thank You. You saved it and closed the app up as you think about what happened back in the storage unit. You don’t have the toiletries so you may need to pass along a store to get some hair and body wash. Maybe some toilet paper if you don’t want to roughneck it. Currently 2 AM Saturday 9-22-18Anything you want to do before leaving Downey or go somewhere along the trip to Hidden Falls Campground with the nearly “town” to it , is Springville.>Let’s go>Other (What?)>Dexterity: 3 8/20 +1 >Intelligence 4 21/40 +1>Awareness/Notice 1 2.75/10 +1>Wisdom: 3 19/20 +1>Hide/Evade 1/5 +1
>>2959951>Get some Toiletries>Let's go
Also do you want to carry a revolver as of now?Any revolver under P and J can be hidden on you. Revolvers that you can use without neg. effects is Ruger .38 https://pastebin.com/vU5cQbpNConceal Carry>Ruger .38 Special>Other (What?)>No conceal carry
>>2960040>Ruger .38 Special
>>2959951>Let’s go>Buy toiletries and a sleeping bag>>2960040>Ruger .38 Special
>>2960068This
>>2959974>>2960060>>2960068>>2960078>Ruger .38 Special selected>Buy toiletries and a sleeping bag>Let's goRoll me 1d100-4 (Best out of 3)
Rolled 34 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2960089
Rolled 64 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2960089
Rolled 9 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2960089
>>2960095>>2960101>>2960104You got the time and the money to buy some Toiletries. You put the car in drive and start making the way to Hidden Falls Campground. You put on some tunes and start cruising down the road. The road is mostly empty as you go down the streets and highway. Even the trip to LA which is alway filled with traffic jams and delays it’s smooth sailing. You still need the toiletries maybe a sleeping bag as well since it may get cool during the night and you need something extra to burden up. You stop by a small convenience store with a Neon green sign that reads “The Little Potato.” When you entered the shop the door rung alarming the middle aged ginger haired man cleaning the counter of your presence. He’s wearing a green apron with White text that read the name on the shop. He looks up and speak.Ginger “Mornin’ Lad.”Manfred “Morning.” You said as he kept cleaning while you go looking for the shit you need in this small store. After some gathering you have a basket full of bar of soap, Soap for hair , soap for the body, and something here and there that you may need like a face washer and face mask. Sadly there is no sleeping bag here so you’ll have to search somewhere else.You shopping was interrupted when you heard the sliding door open. You peek over the shelve and you saw it clear as day, a dark individual holding a gun and pointing it at the store owner. Why he would steal at the early hours of the morning where they should be almost no money in the cash register.Robber “Gib me the money! All of it! Hurry the fuck up!” “I’m hurrying laddie.”Robber “Shut the fuck up!” You set down the basket and feel up your jacket to where your Revolver is, you mentally thank yourself for having the foresight to bring your gun and knife. Now you have a choice to make, wither to help this potato or just wait until the robber leaves so you can buy your shit. Currently 5 AM Saturday 9-22-18What do? (Rolling will be done after votes)>Shoot his ass >Stab his ass>Nothing>OtherGun Stats>Ruger .38 Special (1d10+3DEX+0Skill)1ROF 1d6+2 Damage (.38) J VRKnife Stats (1d10+3DEX+0Skill)1ROF 1d6 Damage J VR>Range hardnessPoint Blank (DC 10)Close (DC 15)>Melee Your roll vs Enemy>Wisdom: 4 0/40 +1Ranked up >Intelligence 4 22/40 +1>Awareness/Notice 1 3.75/10 +1Current HP 13/13Cash$160Bank$20,720
>>2960169>Charge his ass>Pull the trigger on his spine
>>2960169No we don't need to get a fucking trial again. Just wait this out and buy our stuff.We have a car filled with guns and are once again concealed carrying without the proper papers. There is no way a jury would not convict us. Especially since we were on trial just some weeks ago. We are not in any danger right now, so let's just sit tight and not get shot.
Considering recent events the dice gods must really hate us. Op how terrible are you rolling for random encounters? If Anons for some reason decide to do something reckless, I vote for talking the guy down, a warning shot and not shooting for head or heart.
>>2960204Anon we're not going to wait for the cops. We're going to shoot the robber and leave with our shit.
>>2960213>Op how terrible are you rolling for random encounters?I got under 10 on 100 roll. Then reroll to confirm since I do a fail-safe check, and the second roll was 3. So pretty terrible, but I don't roll for everything we do. Just if it make sense to do so. Like very late in a big city.
>>2960169are we legally allowed to be carrying our gun?
>>2960223or knife?this will dictate my action at least
>>2960223No, you still have to fill out the forms to do so. You do know all things about what's legal or not in California.>>2960226As for knife, there no limit to how long the fix blade can be as long as it's open carried. So it's legal to open carry it, right now it's concealed. But you can quickly put it out in the open and if the cops ask just say it was out in the open.
>>2960169STABBITY STABBITY
>>2960232ok, put it in the open and attack robber with itsneekibreeki likeincapacitate, not kill
>>2960232Change to >Charge his ass>Knife into spine
>>2960223No since we don't have a CCW permit >>2957620>>2960204thisHide and wait with our gun ready and call 911.>>2960234>>2960238I bet he is an amateur with an unloaded gun or a toy but I don't.
>>2960204>>29602402 for hide and wait>>2960234>>2960237>>29602383 for stabsRoll me 1d10+8+3 From DEX +5 For surprise round. Also roll 1d6+2 For DamageBowie Knife is pretty long so i added +3 to damage -1 for weak Strength
Rolled 3 + 8 (1d10 + 8)>>2960247
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d6 + 2)>>2960247Damage roll
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d6 + 2)>>2960247if we win this fight, we put the gun in the car before the cops showall are guns are bought legally i think, if they arent supposed to be loaded the unload them as well
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d10 + 8)>>2960247
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d6 + 2)>>2960267
>>2960251>>2960253>>2960267>3+8Surely we get something special for this, right?
>>2960275Lead is special At least noone rolled a 1.
>tfw killed again>tfw he was just carrying a toy>tfw robber's mama is going to be sad>>2960275My only hope. If the robber is neutralized I want to save him with every bit of ressource we have.Also I wanted to call the cops, because I'm sure this will offer a possibility for the glow in the dark CIA niggers to show up.
>>2960251>>2960252>>2960253>>2960254>>2960257>>2960267>>2960269>>2960275Attack roll 12 vs 1d10. Auto success didn't get his dex bonus since he wasn't fucking looking at you. Damage roll 5-2 = 3 Damage Torso -2 was from his body type (Strength Average)10/13 HP Light Wounds (Flesh Wound)You see your “white” brother in danger, you unsheathe the Bowie knife. And walk slowly him, the robber not even noticing you walk up behind him. The ginger man is sweating as you see him fill a bag up with bills and coins. Robber “I’m not playing hurry the fuck up!” Ginger “I’m going as fast as I can lad-.” He said and catching sight of you with your bare steel out. And stopped talking all together as you keep emptying out the cash register. Robber “You called me a nigga! I’m going to bust a cap in your cracker ass!” Ginger “Don’t do that laddie, I’m Irish, I just get a accent you know.”You keep walking, when your jacket caught on something and cause some chips to fall down. Fuck!Robber “Who’s ther-!”Was all the black robber can say as you charge the last few feet and plunge the knife into his stomach. He looks down at the knife handle sticking out of him and just crumples to the fall, dropping his gun with him. Which you kick away for safety reasons. Ginger “You saved my bacon, Laddie. I can’t thank you enough.” Manfred “Call the cops, I got to make sure none of his friends are outside.” You lied and went to your car and put the revolver back unloaded and put the unused ammo back in it’s proper box. Ginger “Hurry up and send a cop!.” Coming back in the shop, the owner fished his call, and hanged up the phone as you watched the body of the robber. He was alive, since he’s chest was rising up and down. Must have gone into shock, when he got stabbed, wasn’t that great of a stab or hit any organs save from the guts. You kinda got the items you wanted for free, since the owner was so graceful he let you have them. So you know that the robber is alive, your knife is still on him, he’s bleeding a bit, cops are coming. You’re open carrying a empty knife sheath. Your car is filled with weapons but ammo is keep apart, all bought legally, so in the eyes of the law you’re not in the wrong. What do?>Put knife back in sheath>Leave knife alone>Leave don’t wait for cops>Stay and wait for cops>Other>Gained toiletries >incapacitate a robber>Dexterity: 3 9/20 +1>Knife 1/5 +1Current HP 13/13Cash$160Bank$20,720
>>2960316>Leave knifePulling it out will just bleed him ouy>Stay and wait for cops. No reason not to.
>>2960316>Ground stomp on the knife>Wait for the cops to comeMore /pol/ points here we come.But really >Leave the knifeAs much as I want to meme, cops will write us for if we try that.
>>2960316medical apu action time>use scissor or knife to tear up his clothes around the wound>apply pressure with clothes around the wounded area>leave the knife and be carefull to not touch it>cover the rest of his bodymeanwhile have the ginger>keep the robber awake performing consciousness test
>>2960333>keep the robber awakehmmm... maybe not
>>2960333+1medic killer go!also we should go gay and change our name to RAINBOW WARRIORWE KILL AND FUCK ALL COLORS
>>2960333Sure
>>2960333>>2960362>>2960365>>2960322Alright time to do some first aidRoll me 1d10+4+4 from intelligenceSomeone roll a 1
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d10 + 4)>>2960368
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d10 + 4)>>2960368
should we use our nat100 banked up?
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d10 + 4)>>2960368
>>2960374>Using a Nat 100 for a blackie robber. Going to have to veto that anon, we need to save those for people we care about.
>>2960368crits on a d10...>>2960378yup, nigger gotta go
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d10 + 4)>>2960368
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>2960373Damage roll1d6
>>2960382and do we bank this one or use it to save robbie?
>>2960386this also a crit?
>>2960390bank it
>>2960391Sadly no, the robber got lucky this time.
>>2960390>>2960393Can't bank rolls that are not within the first three.
>>2960369>>2960373>>2960377>>2960386CRIT FAIL Caused 1 damage You look at the sleeping robber, and decide you’re going to help his ass, You grab hold of your knife and rip it out of him, so you have something to cut a piece of clothing off of it. You just have to make sure you don’t touch the knife that in him. That you’re holding...in your hand.ShitGinger “What the fuck are you doing? You’re making him bleed more!”Manfred “...I-I wanted to help him.”Ginger “leave him alone laddie, let the trained professionals deal with him.” You follow his great advice and stop trying to play doing without opening a medical book in your life. You do take the time to clean off the knife and sheath it back. As you wait for the cops, getting some coffee while you wait since it’s been almost a whole day you been asleep. You’re going to have to sleep soon, or risk crashing while driving to the cabin. The robber was starting to smell as you saw something leaking out of his open wound.~~~~~Eight minutes later and the EMTs are on the scene. Along with police right after, two cops came. One of them talks with the owner, and the other talks with you. Both cops are male and both are white. Overweight Cop “So what happened buddy?”Manfred “I was buying some soap here, when this individual decide to rob this fine store.”Overweight Cop “Did he have a gun? Did you feel like your life was in danger? Are you carrying a illegal firearm?”Manfred “He was robbing the store with a gun, It looked real and I feared for my life and the store owner’s.. No officer, I was open carrying my knife and only that.”Overweight Cop “Alright, if you have anything to add. Here is my card. Scott let’s head out.”He gave you a calling card, for a officer Ryan he turns back to you and say something. Overweight Cop “And Mister Fünten, do keep yourself out of trouble. My kid would hate to see you get killed over a nobody like that kid. Have a nice day.” He gather up his partner and they got on their squad car and headed out. Leaving you in the shop with the owner and a blood pool on the ground. Ginger “The shop will be closing now laddie. Come back again, and thank you kindly for the help.” He said and went off to get a mop while you made you way back to your car.Currently 6 AM Saturday 9-22-18What now?>To the cabin>Get that sleeping bag first>Sleep (where?)>OtherAlso about the gun>Rearm self>Don’t>Charisma: 4 29/40 +1>Casual: 3 0/40 +1Ranked up! >Intelligence 4 23/40 +1>First Aid 2/5 +1>Wisdom: 4 0/40 +1Ranked up Current HP 13/13Cash$160Bank$20,720
>>2960415Take picture of niggerblood pool, post on /pol/ >Sleepcar>Don’t
>>2960415>Take picture of the pool of blood have the name of store be in the picture post to /pol/>Drive to cabin
>>2960415>That you’re holding...in your hand.wat>The robber was starting to smell>guts has been touchedwatWell first, I suppose we are wearing one of our casual clothes which should have some blood on it. So I suggest that first, we change it to one of the extra clothes we have taken from the storage unit.Also put, the smallest gun (ALF) unloaded in a pocket with a bullet in another pocket. >it’s been almost a whole day you been asleepwell back to the hotel where mommy should just wake up any moment now and take a quick nap of 2hWhen we wake up we will have to properly explain to mom about our whereabout>I have promised to repair a cabin for a friend who took care of me in prisonAlso we can make sure she is confident in the fact that we live a normal life now, with girl friends and all and next time we will show her a girlfriend.Then drive to the cabin while mom is heading to the airport in taxi.>>2960443But we have been awake for 48h
>>2960445We only been awake 24 hours. Since we woke up Friday morning 8am. Two more hours and it's 24 hours.>>2960445I still think that's illegal, even with a unloaded firearmAlso mommy should be in Bakerfield California while we're somewhere close to LA. We're still going to drive to get back to the hotel.
>>2960452>We only been awake 24 hoursstill need a quick nap before going to the cabin, you don't want a bad roll on the highway right?>>2960452>Bakerfield Californiaon our way to the cabin then
I got a idea, we could go shooting up at the cabin and increase our skill in the guns. Fill out a form to get CCW, since we're going to be in our cabin. Become self living in our cabin, learn how to plant and grow crops.But some fucking seeds that grow this time of day. And I found out towns under 200k in incorporate land we can open carry
>>2960459I believe in our luckAlso want to increase staying awake skillIf we really want to nap we can do it in the car
>>2960465>do it in the car>in LAnot sure if this is safer than driving in our current state>>2960461>Fill out a form to get CCWdefinitly, we can register our adress at the city hall since we are homeless
>>2960436>>2960443>>2960471You guys ready to roll?>Take pic of blood post on /pol/>Drive to Hostel>Nap Roll 1d100-5 (Medium)Nat 1 time?
>>2960475
Rolled 13 - 5 (1d100 - 5)>>2960475I drive
Rolled 65 - 5 (1d100 - 5)>>2960475Let's go
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>2960475nignog
>>2960480>>2960483>38 AverageWriting
>>2960479>>2960480>>2960483Sleep is for the weak, but maybe a nap when you get to Bakersfield will do you so good. But before you need to take a picture of the nigger blood. You take lots of it, including your face, some without, other with the logo of the shop. You wrote up a thread and posted a picture of just the pool on /pol/ with a original title.“That’s a lot of blood”Post your stories against the dindus problem>Minding my own business>Robber start robbing the store>Stop him with my trusty Bowie Knife>He lived but he lost some blood>How was your morning /pol/[Anon] “Fake and gay like OP.”[Anon] “Blood is ketchup. Neck yourself you lying OP.”[Anon] “Was he a gud boy?’[Anon] “Anons taking the bait.”[Anon] “Not killing the dindus, you’re the problem OP.”[Anon] “Should have finished the job.”[Anon] “Race war when?”[Anon] "Not using a gun, get out of here Yurofag wannabe."You stop reading after that, and started up the car and drove down sunny California you turn up the radio and start cruising down the road. ~~~~~One hour passed and your eyes are dropping like pieces of lead, the highway is turning black from time to time. But you got it, just one more hour and you’re at the hostel sleeping in the bed. You just need the coffee to fuel up. Taking a sip of your cup you find it’s emptyManfred “Fuck, why didn’t I get a refill?’You throw that shit out the window and keep heading down the road, as the road makes it feel so good to fall asleep.~~~~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKieGUH9pzg{i]Wee woo, Wee woo, Wee woo,Wee woo[/i]You fucking wake up in a instead, as you check behind you and see a highway cop is turning up his siren at you. You keep going and look for a place to park at the right side. One there you set your wallet and vehicle insurance on the dashboard. You firmly place your hands at the 9 and 3 position and wait for the cop to come. You also lower your window.You first hear the footsteps, than see the light from his flashlight. Then heard his voice as he flashes the light in your face.Cop “You know why, I stopped you Mister?” He asked you while his flashlight was on your eyes.What say?>Write in>Endurance: 4 11/40 +1>Staying awake 3/5 +1>Dexterity: 3 14/20 +5>Driving: 1 0/10 +5Ranked up!Forgot to include Driving+2 For Drive to and from our job+1 For Drive to Market+2 For our Rent car rideCurrent HP 13/13Cash$160Bank$20,720
>>2960514"No officer"
>>2960519this, play it coolProbably because we had an erratic driving or because we threw our cup our of the window. We have nothing to worry as OP said. We are carrying unloaded gun in crates, but nothing on us and this is legal.Let's hope he will allow us to sleep on the sideway once he read our ID card.
>>2960519This
>>2960519>>2960522>>2960527Roll me 1d100-2You guys getting that +3 for casual buff
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>2960532
Rolled 49 - 2 (1d100 - 2)>>2960532>oy mate, do you have a cup throwing licence?
Rolled 7 - 2 (1d100 - 2)>>2960532Saving the day
>>2960534>>2960536>>2960537DC 50>47Manfred “No Officer.”He stare at you for a second. As he processes what you told him. Just the plain old truth in English.Cop "Sir, I'm going to have you step out of the car."You comply of course since you're not a dindus. Opening the door slowly and stepping out the car. The cop does crazy when you step out of the car pulling out his gun at you.Cop "Knife! Put your hands where I can see them! Above your Head." You comply of course. Cop "Hands up against the car!"Again you comply.Cop "Place your hands behind your back!"You comply as he takes your soft hands and cuffed you. Cop "Stay your ass there!" He yelled at you as he looked through the car windows. Seeing all the ammo boxes you have back there. 8 boxes of them. You stay quiet, knowing that you're in the right.Cop "I'm going to need some back here." He said and takes the License and registration on the dashboard back to his car to input your shit in the computer. What do you while he's doing that?>Nothing>Resist>Other
>>2960547>Nothing
>>2960547Explain that you just rescaped from a robbery attempt. He can take the card of the officer who took our deposition in our pocket and call him. But only once he returns, maybe checking our name in the database will make him change his mind.>soft handswe have been working out our grip though
>>2960554>we have been working out our grip thoughYeah, but your strength is still Level 3 4/20. It's not normie level yet
Roll me 1d100-2 (Best out of 3)Next post will be the last post since i'm feeling asleep.
Rolled 36 - 2 (1d100 - 2)>>2960577
Rolled 73 - 2 (1d100 - 2)>>2960577don't make like Manfred OP, get a nice rest
Rolled 51 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>2960577
>>2960583>>2960586>>2960587Cop “Alright Mister Füntan. Seems like you’re a outstanding citizen. But that doesn’t explain why you have what I guess is your 15 registered guns. “Manfred “I’m moving Officer, and recently was in the middle of a robbery attempt and wanted to just get away from SoCal, you can just reach into my front pocket and you can talk with Ryan from the LA police he’ll confirm the story.”Cop “Just stand still.” You do so and he reaches into your pocket and pull out the card and give it a call back at his car. While waiting more cops show up 2 cars of them as they park behind the original cop’s car. They walk with caution and they talk to themselves as you wait for them. You feel tired, when the cop comes back to you.Cop “Alright Mister Füntan, you’re free to go. I’m giving you a warning, to don’t drive while drowsy. Keep up the good work.” He said and uncuff your hands. Manfred “Thank you officer.”Cop “Call me Johnny, Have a nice day, and get some sleep before you drive yourself off the road.”He and his mates, talk with themselves for a while before settling back to there cars and handing off. You get into the SUV put back your ID and registration. Start the engine and drive. You reach Bakerfield in about five minutes, as you were just on the outside of the city when you got pulled over. You park in the parking lot, and lock the car. Leaving $2,000 bucks of ammo in the backseat that anyone can see if they take a look inside. But you’re not too worry, you’re in the nicer part of the city.You head to the hostel room your mother is staying at, finding out that your mother is gone, along with your note. You just throw off the clothes, which surprisingly didn’t get blood on. Maybe it was a good thing you wasn’t able to perform first aid to that robber.Your thoughts drift away as you sit your head on the pillow.~~~~~~You wake up and look at the time, it’s 8 in the evening. You slept 9 hours straight, you remember about the car, that it needs to return by a certain time today which already passed. So the Car Jews will be taking another $100 from your account, and you have to fill up the tank before giving it back. Mommy is still not back, and you have a message from Ruby, asking you when you and her can have a drink. Thots preventing you from just going to the cabin.If you’re lucky maybe by today you’ll be at the cabin by this time in the morning all ready to live in the woods.Currently 8 PM Saturday 9-22-18What do?>TO THE CABIN!>Something else>Charisma: 4 30/40 +1>Diplomacy 1 5.75/10 +1Current HP 13/13Cash$160Bank$20,570Questions, comments, other ask.
>>2960620>OthersBenny (Prison friend, acts like a father)Hopes the best for you, that maybe when he gets out you two can have drinks together.Aryan Brotherhood (Prison gang)Killed three spics, a member in their mind. Fighting the white fight on the outside.Justin Pinto (Former Downey Mayor)Gingo cost me my job and pension. Little shitGold & Goldstein (Law firm)Cost us some shekels, but not worth going after the anti-semitThomas (Gun store friend)Can't believe I meet him, I’m glad he paid me backRubyWhen will Manfred go out with me?
>>2960620To the cabin, but send a quick reply to Ruby setting up a time to hang out before so.
>>2960630Ruby has to travel from LA to us. It's 8 at night she would be sleeping. We can't keep renting this car, we need a place to drop off our shit. Either at the cabin or elsewhere.We could always buy a car less than 2k just to use as metal box of wheels. Support going to the cabin, and sending a message just no meet ups yet
>>2960630thisIt's about time we get a place to stock up our tools, food, ammo and guns.And if we return to LA, as soon as we do that I want to register an adress at the city hall and fill a form for CCW permit. We should also return the SUV, taking only our bike, the knife and our guun with us on our way back.Isn't it time we buy a car anons? Or make a big investment.>Parking Garages or lots>Laundromats>Batting Cages
>>2960644Not hanging out at the cabin tonight, but later in the week.
>>2960667Of course, we don't even know in what state the cabin is. Just show Ruby a sign.Also... delete all robbery photo from the phone.
>>2960677What for?
>>2960684>police arrest us and find the pic>a girlfriend find the pic>any leak happens and we loose reputation
>>2960677supporting this
Fucking dynamic IP phone got a banned IP today...>>2960620>To the cabinWe should move all our stuff there and then return the car and bike back up. While we are up there for the first time we should also take stock, in case we need anything that is to big to realistically get with our bike and maybe get it before returning the car. Buying a cheap used car is an option, but the cost of insurance (or fines for lack thereof) and gas could still hurt us, so we have to consider that carefully. I'm kind of pissed we didn't just pay the hospital and went for the payment plan jew, makes it harder keep track of our budget and provides no benefits. I guess having medical debt is just the American way. We should consider how to make money without a job. Selling herbal remedies or dried meat at a weakly market could be an option and if we are in real trouble we just sell a gun or two..>>2960677>we don't even know in what state the cabin isOP gave us bretty precise map desu, we know where the cabin is and so does our character. If there is some confusion about what state it is in, being close to the border or something, I didn't realize it, just California I'm assuming.>Also... delete all robbery photo from the phone.Yes, that was a terrible idea to begin with, especially this> You take lots of it, including your face, Can't really legally fuck us, but still, massive shit move.
>>2960677Supporting.
>>2960703>what state it is inI mean: do we even have a roof? We can't hang out with Ruby in something that has been unattended for years.
>>2960707Ohhh, misread that, yeah makes sense
>>2960629Question for QMWhat about bossman? Did he try to contact us? Is he alright?When we have to wait for a long time or if we have to go somewhere far away, you always roll for random event. What if we prepare a lot in advance? Would it influence rhe roll?For exemple, at our first try to the cabin, there was a storm and we met a bear. If we checked for weather and if we used an Argus Drone to get a live thermal map of the surrounding/used lion piss as repellant...What would have happened?>choose a different type of problem>storm and bear anyway but surprise storm and stealth/noseless bear>prepardness counting as bonus for the roll
>>2960916I'm assuming the random encounter roll would then just result in a different problem. With the chance of encountering something being lower if we prepare for some common threats.We called bossmen in the hospital, he had horrible burns all and didn't really talk much, but he seemed to not be mad at us and kinda looking forward to early retirement. Afterwards we didn't hear from him, if that's what you mean.
>the sprawling metropolis of Bakerfield
>>2960620QM Does Manfred prefer Dwarves more based on previous actions that have taken place or is it just a meme?(Dwarf Achievement When)
>>2961369Manfred’s goal is to get a dwarf wife. I mean do you need any better reason than that? Dwarves are just perfect, don’t question it friend. We’ll get that achievement soon enough
>>2961369Just a meme
>>2960916>What about bossman? Did he try to contact us? Is he alright?Didn't contact you, just preparing his move to Poland. Alright as in alive, just has to get skin drafts later on. >you always roll for random event. What if we prepare a lot in advance? Would it influence rhe roll?For example, at our first try to the cabin, there was a storm and we met a bear. If we checked for weather and if we used an Argus Drone to get a live thermal map of the surrounding/used lion piss as repellent...The random event with the storm was about of anons rolling 9, 5, and 22. It was a luck roll, and it cause the storm and bear. The thing about is, that I gave you a chose of getting a gun from the back, before the bear attack, that no one took. Only one anon. After that anons wanted to go out of the car and shoot it, when really I had place it there more as a red herring, that can be easily driven away, since it wasn't a grizzle bear just a black bear. More like to show you guys not everything was to shot at to be solved. Were you could have just honked the horn of the car.
>>2960630>>2960644>>2960647>>2960667>>2960677>>2960703>>2961369>>2961578>>2961642Alright so anons want to go to the cabin while it's night. Place our shit there, send a text to Ruby setting up a date when she's free. Return our car after we unload our shit in the dark making trips to and from the cabin. Then biking to our cabin still night time.Also delete the pictures, did I forget something?Roll me 1d100-9 (Best out of 3)
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>2961721
Rolled 30 - 9 (1d100 - 9)>>2961721
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>2961721
>>2961729>>2961739>>2961742
>>2961777I guess it was too much at once. At least it's not a crit fail.
>>2961729>>2961739>>2961742>32Time to go to that fucking Cabin you been trying to go to that place for almost a whole month, before you got kidnapped or got inside bear attack. You quickly wash your face, and head out the door to the car. Put on the GPS to Hidden Falls camp and start heading off, happy that no one tried to steal your shit while you were sleeping.You wonder what the CIA faggots are doing, maybe following you at this moment, you take a look around, but can’t really see them. They must be in a different car, and gotten smarter the last time you met. The trip is surprising without any trouble, your SUV has enough power in it’s engine to get up the mountain, and has enough clearance from the ground as you drive through the dirt roads. You pull up to Hidden Falls campsite, and see there is only a few cars parked, as you wait in the toll booth waiting for the person inside to gain you access in. The Chad of a man opens his window, to speak with you. He was blonde hair and blue eyes and looks fit from behind his park ranger clothe.Chad Park Ranger “Sorry buddy the Campgrounds are closed until further notice.”Manfred “Why? Was there a wildfire?”Chad Park Ranger “Nothing like that, just had some idiot, shoot a bear and didn’t have the decency to finish it off. Now the park is closed until we can put it down and make sure it’s safe for everyone.Manfred “Alright.”Chad Park Ranger “Sorry about that buddy, you can always try camping somewhere else, but this place got waterfalls. But what can you do, if you could just back up and head out.”Guess the cabin plan is shot down, for at least until they take down that bear, so what are you doing to do now? What do? Currently 10PM Saturday 9-22-18>Return SUV in Nearly town (Springville) 2k pop>Buy a storage Unit at Porterville (Nearest City) 55K pop>Sneak past the toll booth?>OtherCurrent HP 13/13Cash$160Bank$20,570Green light is path traveledPurple is cabinRed dot is youRed circle was your homeBlue circle is you know people there
>>2961929>Go to the storage unitWe need someplace to put our shit at
>>2961993Roll me 1d100
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>2962162
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>2962162
>>2962173>>2962184You pull out and head over to Porterville the closest place with a storage unit. So you can have a place closer to the cabin to store your shit. As you don’t know the current state of the cabin, and don’t want to use another 100 bucks for every day you’re renting the SUV. You remember to delete the pictures which you do so as you set the GPS to Porterville, California. Another hour trip of just 40 miles, of rough terrain. You arrive at 24 hour open storage unit. Called 24/7 365 days a year self storage. You were greeted by a model of a man, as he man the counter. He looked like a person that belong on the tele as a actor not as a simple clark. You pay the $50 dollars for the storage unit. And head off to load it up with your shit. ~~~~~One hour of working at storing all your shit, save your knife realized you never send that text to Ruby. You open your phone and see you got a text from Sophia. Even a message from Taylor. Taylor ‘So when are we going to meet up and do something fun? :^)”Sophia “Sorry, how I acted in dinner, Hope you are well.” Was all they texted, you start a new message to Ruby to maybe set up a meeting or date for you and her to go out together.Manfred “Just say the time and date, when you want to hang out. I’ll make it work for the both of us. :)”You hit send, from the driver’s seat side of the car. Your shit is all store. The 50 bucks able to cover the whole month. But the problem reminds the path to the cabin is still blocked, Your phone rings as you got a message back.Ruby “How does tomorrow at 8 work for you? I know a great piece in LA. ;)”It had to be in L.A just fucking end me, I’m going to drive myself into a wall with how many hours I already driven.The SUV is good for another 14 hours, and you got half a tank of gas off in it. All the guns and ammo are out of it. Just your bike is left in it, You could just return to Springville, and ride your bike to the cabin. The only thing is that it’s night, so that’s a no go. You could always just try to sleep, and wait for morning. Maybe buying a car would be good since it's better than renting a car and wasting money for each day that passes.What do? Currently 2AM Sunday 9-23-18>Eat Breakfast/Dinner?>Text back a girl (who? Saying what?)>Learn something New?>Review/Read>Exercise>Play something online>Sleep >Something elseCurrent HP 13/13Cash$110Bank$20,720>Dexterity: 3 18/20 +3>Drive 1 4/10 +3>Charisma: 4 31/40 +1 >Casual 3 1/20 +1
>>2962231>Get our Ruger .38 as well as the ammo and our backpack filled with supplies>Sleep until the morning in our car>Return the car>Use our bike to travel up to our cabin
Rolled 14 (1d100)Ok, first can we get a threesome with the sisters going?Also we need to get something better than a regular bike get a dirt bike or four wheeler for faster transport. If were going to be running back and fourth to the cities that is. Next sell some guns.Finnaly how many women do we need? If we're going innawoods the sisters are fine if we get my first sentence going. Bc were never going to make innawoods happen if were in the city visiting hoes all the time.
>>2962351>Get a threesome going with the sistersNo>Something better than a regular bikeWe already have a dirt bike>Next sell our gunsThat shit takes time>Innawoods with the girlsNot going to happen. They're urdan rats. There not going to live with us in a rundown cabin
Maybe we should sleep.It is 2AM and OP poinr it out>>2962231>I’m going to drive myself into a wall with how many hours I already driven.
>>2962351>Ok, first can we get a threesome with the sisters going?Gauging from your current relationship, and recent event. Almost impossible at the moment>Also we need to get something better than a regular bike get a dirt bike or four wheeler for faster transport. If were going to be running back and fourth to the cities that is. We have a mountain bike, but getting a dirt bike or 4 wheeler is possible, even a scooter. But you may have to get your motorcycle license if you're getting a motorcycle or some dirt bikes. >Finaly how many women do we need?Need 0, Want that's up to the anons.
>>2962375This anon knows what he's doing.
>>2962423>>2962350>>2962351>>2962440That's two for sleepOne for taking a gun with us, One for checking out prices for faster transportIf everyone is alright with sleep, just roll me1d100 (Best out of 3) Since you still have to make a choice when you wake. I'll leave that part of the vote open. With morning, it allow more legal things to be done in the city.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>2962454
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>2962454I'll be okay in checking prices of faster modes of transport including cars. Since we don't have a motorcycle license
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>2962454
>>2962470Nice roll anon
>>2962460>>2962470>>2962486>>2962558You’re getting tired of driving, and spending time in real nigga hours. You pull the handle of the seat and lay down. You turn off the engine, lock the car and try to go to sleep. It takes a while but you were able to fall asleep. Your night of sleeping was fine, you didn’t wake up until the sun woke you up with it’s rays hitting you. With sleep over it was time to give back the rented car. But before that you think to browse some modes of faster transport, so you have something to drive across towns rather that just using your mountain bike to paddle across long distances without much storage.You pull out your phone and start taking notes, visiting some places that sells cars, motorcycles and other things, near your location. If you’re lucky you may find some steals, and have your own car after the last one got torch. For now you're looking at multiple listing, but maybe you should focus your search into one thing. Like Trucks for off-roading or vehicles for a night in town to impress the ladies. >Electric Dirt Bike $500Top Speed 20 mpg Cruise over bumps and speed through dirt trails with ease.>Youth Dirt Bike $1,600 >Used Dirt Bike $2,500>New Dirt Bike $5,000 >50cc Mopeds $650Top Speed 20 mpg>150cc Moped Scooter $1,250 Top Speed 60 mpg>Honda Accord $2,000 250k miles>Ford Taurus SE (SUV) $2,500 120k Miles>Toyota Tacoma (Truck) $3,000 175k Miles>Used 2010 BMW 328 i $4,600 190k MilesYou find some good deals for some cars near you, maybe one of them you can check out to see if you like it. But for now you’re at the storage unit thinking of what to do next. You still didn’t text back Ruby, but you got lot of time for that. As for the rental, you check the time and you got a bit under 12 hours to get the car back to any city big enough, so you don’t get charged for a extra day. You’re getting a bit hungry, you still got some beans and rice left over, but no water to cook them up. And you already put all your shit into storage save for your knife and mountain bike that’s in the back along with the tools and air pump. What do? Currently 8AM Sunday 9-23-18>Buy something (Pick one)>Eat Breakfast>Text back a girl (who? Saying what?)>Learn something New?>Review/Read>Exercise>Play something online>Sleep >Something elseCurrent HP 13/13Cash$110Bank$20,720
>>2962588Text Ruby back. We don’t have much, or any, food right now. We can find something small for now and eat later at night with her. Also with no access to the cabin might as well do something productive to pass time. Being more social and better with woman should come in handy
Get a change of clothes and a towel in our bag bacause we are going to get sweaty. Also the Ruger .38 (Jacket) loaded except the first chamber and the pocket gun (Pocket) with one .375 bullet.Have a breakfast in a snack bar, one of with that 50s-60s american vibe. While eating I want to check things likePassive income business>Parking Garages or lots>Laundromats>Batting Cages>CarwashThere should be a website for selling out business "as is" (would take too much time to check for price of machines and personnel). Just want to know about the possibilities for well placed lots like a carwash just at the outskirt of a city near the reserve, batting cages near a stadium or school, laundromats near an university.CCW permit>register at city hall for homeless>how to wait less than 90 days>where to take the mandatory classesI really don't want to carry illegally a gun and risk more jail time (now that we are good looking). There should be a way to get under the 90 days waiting period like for private contractors/security guards or with a well justified reason (entrepreneur carrying cash/life in danger), hopefully all listed on the same website in the FAQRandom things>who is mayor of LA now, /pol/, general political news especially in California and security related>text mom "Nice seeing you mom. I will take care from now on. I showed you my girl friends, next time I will show you a girlfriend. I love you mom, take care of yourself too.">what movie is dad taking part inDon't waste more than 1h on our phone for all of that.Then anons can decide where we go and if we buy a car.
>>2962588If anons are ok with it>Ford Taurus SE (SUV) $2,500 120k MilesLooks like it can do bothTrucks for off-roading and vehicles for a night in town to impress the ladies>>2962593>CarwashDelete this one, it was retarded. It needs an employee full time to be operated unlike the others.
>>2962593Wrong.357But I support choices>>2962609Yes
Sophia truly is best girl
>>2962623>.357I know we will get a bruise if we shoot with that. But that is the smallest gun that we can carry and hide (even if we get kidnapped).I didn't add it, but do you think we should get our knife? The highway officer really freaked out but it would gave us more options.
>>2962626Fuck you Anon. Sophia is terrible, she should neck herself>>2962628Bring knife
>>2962609>2003 Ford Taurus SEHere is a pic of the Station Wagon
Should I make yur/o/fag and buy all cars?>>2962688still good to melooks less robust than expected but still an SUV, hell looks even more classy
>>2962592>>2962593>>2962623>>2962626Roll me 3d100 (Best out of 3)1st for Driving2nd for Research3rd for Random things
Rolled 43, 4, 41 = 88 (3d100)>>2962752
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>2962752Time to Meme
Rolled 40, 89, 62 = 191 (3d100)>>2962752Fuck
>>2962758>nat100 on random things>who is mayor of->Manfred Fünten elected mayor of LA in a surprising landslide after being registered with a random stanger>check /po->Hiroyuki Nishimura is selling 4chan to Manfred Fünten after much pressure from the politically incorrect board>news in Cali->Wild injured bear stormed a drug hideout where all the ring leader of the Sinaloa cartel gathered
Rolled 78, 97, 85 = 260 (3d100)>>2962752
>>2962781nice rolls lucky anon
>>2962781Damn I did good.
>>2962757>>2962758>>2962764>>2962781Manfred is going to have a busy day you think to yourself. But first you need some fucking food in you Before you go you take two guns with you, the Smith and Wesson ALF small enough to fit inside your pocket, and the Ruger .38 Special. You really should buy some hostlers for the guns, so they don’t swing around your jacket as you move. You also change your changes while you’re at the storage place, as well as take a towel with you, and your extra set of clothes . You start making your way over to a all American diner. “In-N-Out” they make some good burgers, and stay true to the original having only a handful of things on the menu. If you look under the cups or in the tray the fries come in, you’ll find a verse for you to look up. The ride over was without problem, the only thing was that a car almost chip you when you were passing the green. Good thing you noticed before your SUV got T-boned by a pick-up truck. You get the diner and order a double-double meal. And true of what you know and read the drink cup was John 3:16 printed at the bottle. You eat up and check on your phone on businesses in which you can get that passive income. In the form of Parking Garages, Laundromats, Batting Cages. To put it bluntly, everything is out of your money reach. But you are able to have a step by step way to start a business.Plan your business, Form a legal entity, Register for taxes, Open a business bank account, Set up business accounting, Obtain necessary permits and licenses, Get business insurance, Define your brand, Establish a web presence.The time to get everything set up will take months, but at least you figure out how to get your mail given to you. Either through a church, getting a PO Box for half a year for $30, Just ask some local Businesses to take your email, or have your mail given to your Family or Friends. You have a few friends outside the prison city, mostly girls. For the CCW permit, you either got to be part of the police, or military active, or you have some political friends that can help you out. Which you don’t have. Seem like you’re going to have to wait the 90 days, filling out the forms will take some time and you got to think what guns you’re going to add on it. For the classes you can take them in some gun ranges, or at a police station. Bakersfield has some classes you can check out later this week to fulfill some requirements.
>>2962964The mayor of LA is a Mexican Jew Eric Garcetti, since 2013. He’s still a Jewish Liberal, sheltering illegals, forcing women into the firefighting and police for equality, is a cuck adopting a child rather than giving his wife a baby. Wants all the Mexicans to move into the inner city, and driving out the Whites out. After the 2016 elections he’s public appearances are far and few, as he works to turn L.A to a bigger shithole. California is suffering a drought, for security there a growing amount of raids happening on the California border so American companies can send their stuff out, without having them stolen. As well there is a increase of drugs coming in the country as the cities of SoCal work together to cuck the border patrol. American companies are needing to hire security so there shit don’t get stolen. You finished your meal and text mommy.Manfred "Nice seeing you mom. I will take care from now on. I showed you my girl friends, next time I will show you a girlfriend. I love you mom, take care of yourself too."You also look up Dreamer of Courage the movie you father is working on. It’s a holocaust movie and Adam Sandler is playing the Jewish Lead role what a surprise. What do? Currently 12PM Sunday 9-23-18>Go buy that Ford Taurus SE (SUV) $2,500 120k Miles>Fill out the forms ($100 +$10 for every gun added) [$240 for all guns, shotgun can’t be CCW]>Return the SUV>EAT MORE!>Text back a girl (who? Saying what?)>Learn something New?>Review/Read>Exercise>Play something online>Sleep >Something elseCurrent HP 13/13Cash$100Bank$20,720
>>2962968>Buy that shit>Fill out form (All guns)>We should return the SUV then buy the car. Being Cash we're going to haggle>Also buy some fucking body armor. They make suits of that shit we should buy them.
>>2962968Neet Statshttps://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB>Intelligence 4 25/40 +2>Law 1 5.25/10 +1>Awareness/Notice 1 4.75/10 +1>Charisma: 4 32/40 +1>Casual 3 2/20 +1>Dexterity: 4 0/40 +2Ranked Up!>Drive 1 6/10 +2
>>2962964>To put it bluntly, everything is out of your money reachBut how much? Like... we need 10k, 100k, 1m??? I just found a 40k laundromatic in my city.
>>2963027You mean buying it as it? Or from the ground up?
>>2963034buying it as it, even if it is a completly broken place without any machineI was just interested in a good location in LA and I hoped the good roll would find us an opportunity to later work on once we learned how to repair things in the cabin.>>2962997>We should return the SUV then buy the car. Being Cash we're going to hagglethisBut DON'T filla a form for all gun. Why would you want to fill a form for an underwater gun?
>>296304110 dollars a pop. We don't need to be a Jew with every penny. And the money we save haggling will make up for it
I want to text our father and say that we are glad that he showed interest in us when he were kidnapped. My plan is to bring the girls to visit the hollywood studio as a date and maybe take a selfie in front of the oven to later post on instagram and twitter. I can even see how our posing choice will influenc e/pol/ (dabbing, smug pepe, nazi salute...)
Is there a chain of fitness club that give a membership for all their club nation wide or California wide? I would like to apply so that we have some place to workout and to shower wherever we go.Also>through a catholic church (no evangelist, no protestant), getting a PO Box for half a year for $30And check if we are baptized and had our first communion>Bakersfield gun classes, when, where, how much>>2963050fine...
>>2963041Manfred also took notes about some business he can buy.>L.A Dog Walking Service - Home Based - Price: $5,500 Revenue: $40,000List of clients including Century City, with a shitty website>Smoke Shop - Long Beach Price: $35,000 Revenue: $300,000?Low Rent Ratio $1,300/m 850 ft>Dry Cleaners - Full Service, Alterations, Dry Fold - Los Angeles Price: $35,000 Revenue: $100,000 $3,300 month to month basis rent 550 ft> Franchise Sushi Bar - Los Angeles County Price: $43,000 Revenue: $180,000 >Beer And Wine Market - Los Angeles County Price: $49,000 Revenue: $250,000 Rent only $1,700 for over 3,000 sq. ft. with Long term lease.
>>2963066Fuck the Catholic Church>#Notmypope>1517 forever>Manfred isn't Catholic
>>2963071dismissIt's passive business (Parking Garages, Laundromats, Batting Cages) or nothing. I will check again another time.
>>2963097The ones I saw, cost more that 20k. so not really visible at the moment
>>2963101Of course they do, it is just future planning. Then ok, I understand that we will have to check again once we have more money.
>>2962997>>2963041Alright roll me 1d100 (Best out of 3)
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>2963053 come one anons, route for this... I know you want to>>2963126roll
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>2963126
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>2963131I would rather go for the girls in the pic than the spics
>>2963133Just training before we get Ruby. Also Taylor is no spic as I understood, just her half-sister is, see >>2957788
This is the pic OP posted of Taylor. Sophia just got bad rolls compared to Taylor. But still spic blood is in her
>>2963131>>2963132>>2963133>94 Nice You should just fill out the forms while you can, but before that you call up the people selling the 2003 Ford Taurus SE for $2,500 sitting at 120k Miles.Man “Hello, who’s this?”Manfred “Hello, I’m calling wondering if you’re still selling the 2003 Ford Taurus SE.”Man “That I am.”Manfred “Great, when can I come over to check it out?”Man “Right now doesn’t work but back back at 3 and you can check the bad boy out.”Manfred “Alright, I’ll see you then.”You hang up after getting the address and since you have three hours to kill what better why to use that time than to fill out all the fucking forms you need to be able to CCW in California. Two hours later and you were done filling out the forms, you pay the $240 dollars and send them off to be process by the country police. You have great cause to get a CCW since you got kidnapped, is targeted by gangs or whatever you have to handle that life throws at you.You take a quick ride to your bank and take out $2,500 so you can pay the man for the car. But first you need to return the SUV. After doing so you rode your bike to the address you were given and parked your bike near the front door. You looked over the car for any small problems to bring up when you speak with the owner. You ring the doorbell and wait as you hear movement inside.Ring Rung Ring RungMan “You here for the car?”Manfred “That I am.” Man “Let me show you.”He then got the car keys and let you look over the car. You notice that while used it runs smoothly even better than the piece of shit car you had. The car is worth at least 3k, but you know a way to get it at a cheaper price.When coming back from the test drive you point out at every flaw the car has, maybe none but you made it seem like no one is going to take the shit car that was recently listed. The 30 year old boomer listened to you word by word. By the end of it he knockout 300 bucks from the listed price. In the end you got the car using only 2,200 dollars saving yourself a nice 400 bucks. That will cover the price of the forms. You also had a thought of buying some armor you find some pieces.
>>2963274Armor Explained (SP) Stopping power Higher = Better (EV) Encumber Value Lower = BetterKeep in mind what parts it protects, a Vest don’t stop a leg shot. Min damage taken is 1. So let’s say someone shoots you with a 9mm Glock. It does 2d6+1 Damage. And it hits the vest of 10. You take the rolled number let’s say 9-10 = -1 but Min is 1 damage. So you take 1 damage because let’s say it bruise you. Since that happens. 12+1 = 13 damage can fucking kill you. Turn into a 3, and you’ll be alright.Do you buy something? (No Yes?)Head Shots are double damage. So don’t get shot in the head.Leather Clothes (Varies) SP 4 EV 0 Cost VariesKevlar vest (Torso) SP 10 EV 0 Cost $400Light Armored Jacket (Torso+Arms) SP 14 EV 0 $1,000Med Armored Jacket (Torso+Arms) SP 18 EV -1 $1,500Police Shield (Held) SP 10 EV 0 $250Flak Pants (Legs) SP 20 EV -1 $1,000Steel Helmet (Head) SP 14 EV 0 $250US Army Helmet (Head) SP 20 EV 0 $750 +$100 face shield without it face is unarmored with it give 10 SP List is incomplete just a taste of the armor you can buy. If you want some more ask. Or want to buy special ammo ask You’re surprised there so much armor you can buy, it would have come in handy when facing the bear. Or taking down a mugger, so you don’t have to worry about each firefight you get into becomes your last.What do? 4PM Sunday 9-23-18In 2003 Ford Taurus SE Top speed 80 MPH Acc/Dec 15/40 Cargo 400kg>EAT MORE!>Text back a girl (who? Saying what?)>Learn something New?>Review/Read>Exercise>Play something online>Sleep >Something else>Intelligence 4 26/40 +1>Law 1 7/10 +1>Charisma: 4 33/40 +1>Business 1 8/10 +1Cash$400Bank$18,000Pic is armored Jacket
>>2963280I want to buy some but feel like that Yurofag will tell me I'm retarded for using our money.[Spoiler]Med Armor Jacket, Flak pants, USA helmet with face shield, Also get some armored gloves and armored boots[/spoiler]>Text Ruby letting her know that we can't make it tomorrow. Maybe next week>Text Dad wondering if we can head over to his workplace with some girl friends >If he allow it make plans to go there with Sophia and Taylor
>>2963280>buy?yes>whatwhatever, we rampage nowit's like I doing my best to get money so that other can sopend it REEEEEE>>2963293>Text Dad wondering if we can head over to his workplace with some girl friendsAnd that we are glad he showed so much concern during the kidnapping.>register to a State wide fiteness club to have access to shower and workout equipment>check park website/twitter to know if the bear has been put down already/if they need help>check when, where and how much for the gun class (did we register online for CCW permit? I'm fine with all guns if it is just $10 each)
>>2963304Thank you for the OC picture anon. It gave me a hearty kek That pic, I already took off the $240 for the CCW permit. I'm going to say just take the classes and then you hit that agree button, automatic, finally starting the 90 days. Either today if you go to one of the class or Monday if you put it off one day.
>>2963280>Yes>>Kevlar Vest>>Leather Work Pants>>Leather JacketThe rest isn't that great. There's no point in getting the armor if we don't wear it and we can't walk around in full kit. I'd like some head armor but we can't do shit there. Also if armor stacks this is a cheaper way to get a light armored jacket, otherwise cheap arm armor.>Exercise by biking around the town
>>2963312>Exercise by bikingNote that we have nowhere to shower, that's why I proposed the fitness club membership as long as it grants us a State-wide access to the brand.>>2963308Nah, I'm good if we do the class on monday. Should take half a day and I prefer to focus on setling in the area (fitness club) before.if you need help with image editing just ask in a spoiler, glad you liked it>>2963088So, where do you want to get a mailbox? Some local business? Are you ready to trust them over your possibly sensitive mails? That's why I choose a Church.
>>2963304>>2963312Anons I'm changing my vote to something more Encumbrance friendly. Also I'm thinking layering isn't a thing.Torso and armsLight Armor Jacket SP 14 $1,000 EV 0Leg Armor that protect at least SP 10 and EV 0Armored Gloves and Boots that don't Lower EVStill want to get the helmet but keep it in storage
>>2963312I support this, seems like a reasonable armor choice that we can constantly wear.
>>2963304I support this as well
>>2963317I'd be fine with the fitness club, presuming one is around us.I'll tack that in to support.>>2963312>Join state wide fitness club>>2963319It may not, but if it is I suggest it over the light armor jacket. Protecting our arms is nice but our vitals are more important and we can still wear them separately if we wanted to (such as the vest for a suit and tie affair, etc).
>>2963280This armor>>2963312And these actions>>2963304
>>2963330Just watch that we get our legs shot off
>>2963293>>2963304>>2963312>>2963321>>2963333>Choice One EV 0 $600Torso SP 10Arms SP 4Head SP 0Legs SP 4Hands SP 0Feet SP 0>Kevlar VestSP 10 $400>Leather Work PantsSP 4 $100>Leather JacketSP 4 $100>Choice 2EV -2 $3,950Torso SP 20Arms SP 20Head SP 20Legs SP 20Hands SP 10Feet SP 14>Med Armor JacketSP 20 $1,500>Flak pantsSP 20 $1,000>USA helmet with face shieldSP 20 $850 >Armored Gloves SP 10 $400>Armored BootsSP 14 $200>Choice 3EV 0 $3,450Torso SP 14Arms SP 14Head SP 0/20Legs SP 14Hands SP 10Feet SP 14>Light Armor Jacket SP 14 $1,000 >Leg Armor that protect at least (Hercules' Battle Fatigues)SP 14 $1,000 >Kevlar GlovesSP 10 $400>Kevlar BootsSP 14 $200>Still want to get the helmet but keep it in storageSP 20 $850Location of when you get hit is random, so keep that in mind.Roll me 1d100-2 (Medium)No text to RubyText Dad and say that shitCheck websitesAnd gun class
Rolled 7 - 2 (1d100 - 2)>>2963342>Choice One
Rolled 10 - 2 (1d100 - 2)>>2963342Choice #3Need to protect everything
Rolled 93 - 2 (1d100 - 2)>>2963342but I really wanted to take that selfie in front of the ovens...whatever choicechoice 3
>>2963342#Choice 3
>>2963348>>2963349>49.5 AverageI round shit>50Real close to having a big OOF
You could always add a Kevlar vest to the choice, so you can wear like this anon say >>2963330Suit and tie affair etc. For 400 more bucks>Throw in that Vest>Don't
>>2963354wether we buy an additional kevlar vest or not (whatever anons like) I would like to keep the armored jacketlooks really nice desu
You guys want to hit up our local Book Store, and find something on occult or people disappearing?
>>2963354Throw in that vestI don't like cucking other anons with there choices
>>2963360Maybe there is some sort of cryptid monster legend in the park that we could learn by checking their twitter account.
>>2963367Cryptic Monsters that have been known to hang around the park, but are also tech savvy and use Twitter.Maybe we should find a book on them.
>>2963374>but are also tech savvyIf someone saw something he is going to put it on twitter, on the feed of the park twitter account. Whatever you will find in book would be about a cryptids long gone.I place my bet on a chupacabra that crossed the border illegally. We BRIGHT interdimensional border patrol now
website to know what is filmed and where in LAhttps://onlocationvacations.com(because even if we show up on the holocaust studio, that's not where the date should end)Or maybe since our world is so different than Manfred's world there are other opportunities...
There no time like the present as you head on over to the store with your new ride down near L.A where the shop is located at. Fuck having it delivered and taking over 2 weeks when you can just drive down to the city of the Angels for it. Before you go, you should really text your father thanking him for the concern. You pull up the number from your notes and send a text to the number.Manfred “Hey Dad, it’s me Manfred. I wanted to say thanks everything you did, I didn’t have time to text you since I been kind of busy. But at least I wasn’t on my ass letting life pass me by hahahaha. :)”Manfred “Anyway, I was wondering if I can get a tour of your work space, I want to bring two of my friends along. Sophia and Taylor are there names, You would like them. I also want to check out how the Hollywood movies are made.”Manfred “From your son Manfred. Who finally, is doing something with his life. With love.”The message has everything your father would like to hear. Taking responsible of your life and lifting your ass off the chair. Showing him you made human friends, not those imaginary friends you had beaten out of you. Lastly showing interest in his work, since he take great pride in it, trying to make the next Gone with the Wind, or The Birth of a Nation. Just something that was a culture impact for years to come. With the texting done, you start the 2 hour drive south. 120 miles later you’re at a piece called The Rhyming Armory Arsenal. You park your car and head inside the shop, there only one sign that even tells you it’s here. That reads Rhyming Armory, you passed the hidden shop one or two times when trying to find it. You had to park across the street to be near the shop.Inside the small shop everything is cluttered, to the left was the counter and directly to your right was old military jackets of times long past. Some German during the cold war, some Russian some American Fatigues. When you walked in the owner spoke with you.Shopkeep “Boy. What are you looking for? Something to hold that gun in your pocket or the one in your jacket? Or something else like something to stop the bullets for killing you. That queer outfit of your will never stop anything.”Manfred “I’m here for some protection, I’m okay on the holster area.”Shopkeep “Suit yourself, don’t cry when you shoot your cock off.” He said and step out into the shop area. Shopkeep “We got everything you need, from just protection from peashooters to stuff that will stop rifle rounds. Take a look around, try them out, just pay for them, or I’ll give you my change of lead.” Well it’s time to shop your fill. You try out the Medium armor Jacket and flak pants but didn’t like it as your arms and legs are too stiff to property move. While the extra protection is great, you’re not going to be facing heavily armed thugs. So something lighter well be better.
>>2963407You go shopping around and placing the items you want on the counter. One Brown Armored Jacket, some Blue Jeans Battle Fatigues made from that Hercules’ place you keep hearing about that. Some Kevlar Gloves and some Kevlar Boots, the boots fitting quite nicely better than the shoes you have after all that weight lose. You get a helmet to protect your melon and you’re ready to go. The shopkeeper mutter in Russian as you watches you roam around his store. Shopkeep “That’s be $3,650. Good choices my friend, you’ll be quick as a bear as as strong as one with this.” Shopkeep “There is special today $200 kevlar vest. Add to your items?” Manfred “Sure.”Shopkeep “Da. Good choice, now more specials today, $900 for a Denim style armor Jacket and $800 Cowboy Leather Vest you Americans love. Include to your items today?” Total Currently $3,850Total Currently $5,550 Denim Jacket SP 14 + Cowboy Leather Vest SP 10 Include one item or two?>Denim Jacket>Cowboy Leather Vest>Both>None>Other {What?) Cash$400Bank$18,000
>>2963409Denim Jacket
>>2963409>NoneThanks we are good
>>2963409Nein.
>>2963409>BothAnons not seeing that it's discounted
>>2963409Niet, I'm fine
>>2963413>>2963414>>2963419>>2963425Manfred “No thank you. I’m good.”Boris “Niet, American does not see special price in front of his eyes. Cash or card?”Manfred “Card.”Boris “Da.” He put out the card reader, you put your card in since it’s chip and pay the good man after signing the piece of paper.Boris “No refuses. Have a nice day American Cowboy.”Manfred “Thanks for the armor.”Boris “Da.” You head out of there and put on your shit. Which is your jacket, gloves, pants, and boots. You put the helmet in the passenger seat and drive off to find a place that has statewide or countywide fitness. You look at two places with Fitness membership LA Fitness and Planet Fitness. You compare the two, but you like Planet Fitness more since it has more locations and costs a bit less. Using one location costs $10 a month plus $40. While the countrywide membership that you want costs $22 a month plus $40. It’s going to cost your $62 dollars right now, and $22 dollars for 11 more months. Coming in to a grand total of $302 dollars. You can pay if off in full or just go with it monthly. Paying it off in full would be best since you know how much money you have leftover.Fitness Club (access to shower and workout equipment)>Pay in Full>Pay Monthly>NoYou feel good knowing you made the right choice. You decided to check out the park website to see if there is anything different. To your surprise the park will be open on Monday Morning. Which is together after finding the bear and putting it down after suffering days of infection and disease. Next up on the list is when and where is a gun class. Since you’re at LA right now you search there. You find one at 10 in the morning tomorrow covering semi actions. One at Noon for revolvers, and 2 in the afternoon for just rifle training. Each cost $75 bucks but it’s two hours with a skill trainer, and a gun is provide with some ammo to be used.There also more classes in Bakersfield, costing $40 bucks, but with less renown trainers. Still useful for the CCW permit. But why go surpar when you can go with the best? The day is getting darker as the sun start to set. You didn’t get a call back from day. Maybe you should call his office. Also where are you going to go to spend the night? What do? 7PM Sunday 9-23-18In 2003 Ford Taurus SE Top speed 80 MPH Acc/Dec 15/40 Cargo 400kg>Eat Dinner!>Look for trouble>Text back a girl (who? Saying what?)>Learn something New?>Review/Read>Exercise>Play something online>Sleep >Something else>Charisma: 4 35/40 +2>Dexterity: 4 1/40 +1>Casual 3 2/20 +1>Drive 1 7/10 +1>Business 1 9/10 +1Cash$400Bank$14,150
>>2963436>Eat Dinner!Buy some more beans and rice, so that it will last us for a bit longer. >Drive to storage unit and sleep there>Next morning (monday) load up our stuff, cancell the storage unit and finally move into the cabin
>>2963441>Drive to storage unit and sleep there2 hour drive, 120 miles to get to the storage unit. Just letting you know. You can make it since you woke up at 8.
>>2963442Yeah, so we get there at 9 or make that 10 if we buy the Food and a sleeping bag (we didn't get around to that right?). Which is perfect nappy time and tomorrow morning we can start our new wilderness live well rested and early in the morning
>>2963436>Pay in Full for Planet Fitness>train strengh 1h and shower there>eat something with a lot of protein>rent hotel room in safe part of city>before bed, register for tomorrow class in LA for revolver>>2963441Come one, we spend 20k on revolvers and clothes but you can't spare a penny for a hotel room? But I agree, tomorrow we sell all useless things at the Downey storage unit and move the rest to Bakersfiel storage unit. Leaving LA for good.
>>2963445We have a massive medical bill to pay, that anons for some reason put on a payment plan and we have no source of income. We Need to start to be very careful with our Money. Also since w e are going to live in the cabin, there is no Point in a gym Membership. We can take the Revolver class if you really want to, but I would prefer to finally get to the cabin and that's just another questionable expense.
>>2963441We kinda can use the storage unit for one more month so let's keep it for now.>>2963445ThisBut I kind of want to not sell our useless shit. Because that time can be used maybe at a indoor or outdoor range. Since you don't need a CCW to do that, you just have to keep the ammo separate from the gun and we're okay.Fuck just realized that we didn't pack extra ammo. At least .38 special ammo is the cheapest costing.
>>2963449>there is no Point in a gym MembershipIt's for shower and training muscles. You absolutely need a place to get clean if you are going to live in innawood, unless you want to show up to your dates stinking and covered in mud. Also, at some point you will need equipment for training. Op said that past some level you can't progress with the same routine.
>>2963451ok that's a good point, but can we finally get to the cabin after the revolver class and stop the rekless spending for a while? Also let's get a sleeping bag and cheap food tomorrow before the classChanging my vote to>>2963445
Status UpdateFirst Medical Bill was paid already5 more months to go. At $18k left to be paidNext payment will current Next month the 24th.Monthly Costs Each 24th $22 Gym $50 Storage Unit $3,250 Hospital Phone is paid by mommy, Gas will depend on how much fucking driving Manfred is doing. Slowly becoming Drive. Total per month:$3,322 Quick Maths: If you don't change anything, you have enough money to pay monthly shit for 4 months. With less than a thousand left overThat is all
>>2963458>At $18k left to be paid*$16,250>>2963445>>2963450>>2963441Going with 5 point plan anon madeRoll me 1d100-10 (Best out of 3)
Rolled 92 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2963462>I want to go looking for troubleKnow other Anons will not be down for that
Rolled 18 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2963462thanks for you efforts OPyou can correct anything anityme you want
Rolled 10 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2963462
While we wait for the update, what is our plan to not go bankrupt? Some ideas are:>Sell some of our guns in an online auction, cashing in on the hero factor (10.000$ ?)>Make herbal remedies, dried meat and sell on a weakly market (100$ ? a month, so enough for other supplies, but not enough to solve our problem)>Sell our car (2.000$) >Get a job (What kind?)
>>2963475Also, going into some business >>2963071But it would need our attention full time. I prefer some passive business like>Parking Garages or lots>Laundromats>Batting CagesHowever they need more funds (40k)>kee training in website design and do this for a living
>>2963480We have a book on that, so we can train it in the cabin, right?Maybe we should sell the battelstation and instead buy a laptop or tablet and a solar charger. So we can actually train and work webdev in the woods.
>>2963481Yes definitly. And we have to sell our games and game systems in the storage unit, the furnitures and everything we can't put in our car.
>>2963481>>2963483No sell Battling Station. Don't care about the meme stations or X-Bone
>>2963475Fuck no, no sell.
>>2963484>>2963485We can all agree that, the furniture and other bulky things from storage are no use to us right now and we need money. So how about this:>We keep our guns, car and the battelstation>We sell all furniture and other stuff from storageThis way we free up enough money for a small solar charger and laptop/tablet (if we have one all ready we just keep it obv.) and get rid of a lot of stuff that is just laying around and constantly needs to be moved around, but we get to keep all the things anons are weirdly attached to. Is this an agreeable compromise for everyone?
>>2963489I can agree with that.
>>2963489At least we can all agree on that yes. But I would like to hard check everything in the storage unit before. If there is something useful that we might have overlooked, like family jewels, souvenirs from distant relatives, anything...
>>2963465>>2963466>>2963469>>2963485No rest for you just yet. You need to go work out for a bit, you need to work out your body, as the excess skin hangs loose after all the fat you lost. You drive to the Planet Fitness, the one located in South L.A since it looks like a bigger place. Right as you enter the place it’s like you have transcended right from the get go, you see the front office chick. She’s a 7/10 (Hispanic). You walk up to her ready to lay down that dosh to get into the gym, filled with beautiful people. Maya “Hello there, just scan your card and you can work out.”Manfred “I-I need a membership card first.”Maya “Alright, would you like a standard membership card or premium card allowing you to use all the locations of Planet fitness?” Manfred “Premium please.”Maya “Great choice, will that be cash or card?”Manfred “Card.”Maya “Great.”You give over the money and in return you got a membership card. You head over to the work out area and you see a total of 25 people working out at this. You scan the area and you see woman of utmost quality fit for breeding. Out of the 12 woman, you spy four, 8 out of 10s. 3 of them being (white) and the other Hispanic. There was a 7/10 that was also White, and everything below that will be below your natural beauty. If you had to look at them, they were 2 girls one hispanic the other black being 6/10. There is some stiff competition also in the gym, 2 Chads (8 or +) and 2 Brads (7) working out and trying to hit on the girls. The average looking guys and girls are left to just work out as you got the first hand experience of being in the gym. You get some weights and start lifting, seeing you’re a weak cunt that need to make some gains. A hour of working out mentally thinking how you’re going to get one of those babes you ready to shower after working up a sweat. Maybe you should go talk with one of the babes and try your luck.Manfred is feeling thirsty and wants to talk with some females. What do? (If you do talk with them write-ins will help.>BEGONE THOT (Go Shower) (Need roll)>Talk with one of them (Who? 8, 7, 6 or lower!) (Need Charisma roll if you’re doing casual or seduce)>Other
>>2963493>BEGONE THOT (Go Shower) (Need roll)We already have enough vagina jews thirsting after us
>>2963493>Talk with the White 8/10You come here often? Casual
>>2963493>White 8/10"Excuse me, I'm looking for a staff trainer. I was wondering what to eat after a strengh work out." Then she will say she is not "Sorry, looking at how fit you were I mistook you for a pro. Quite impressive result you got there. Ah ! I won't bother you any more and I will ask at the desk"
>>2963507ThisI'm guessing the no fapping has made Manfred go looking for a girl. Since he's getting blue ball. And this is how OP is writing it in
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>2963508Then let's not loose time and roll
>>2963495>>2963506>>2963507Give me 1d100-2 (Medium)Lowered from Hard due to Write-inDon't roll until I say or I'll REE
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>2963515Agreed
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>2963518o-ok... thank you OP
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>2963518
Maybe we can save the money we would have spend on a hotel, by giving our body to the Thot?>>2963519
>>2963519>>2963520>>2963521>76 Roll Time to woo a girl off her feet, that no fapping meme was be working as you less nervous walking up to the girl. No longer 3D will be out of your reach, this 3D white girl will find out you got the looks and the talk.The girl currently is doing squats, you join with right next to her. Lucky not being a hamplanet of a man doesn’t have her walking away from the get go. Just showing you how you well you made it so far. The girl is pale, with blonde hair tied up in a ponytail at the moment with thick and wavy hair. She seems to be wearing glasses, so she can see. The thing that you can see is wrong is her waist size if you’re getting real picky it’s bigger than normal, but they say it’s better for babies.Manfred "Excuse me, I'm looking for a staff trainer. I was wondering what to eat after a strength workout."The words came out smooth, your eyes looking at hers. Your hair and body looking great, as the clothes stop your floppy skin from being shown. You even smile slightly at her, with a look at say you’re one nice guy. White Girl “Sorry, but I think you have me mistakenly. I don’t work here.”From her voice, you can tell she was a British accent. Manfred “A honest mistake, my dear I just mistook you for a employee after seeing how fit you were. Quite impressive result you got, by I don’t bore you any longer. I’ll go ask at the desk.”After saying this you stop squatting and take you leave, waiting for her to call you back as you walk away.White Girl “Wait. Maybe I can be some help. Please come and train with me, my name is Sarah.”Manfred “Nice to meet you Sarah, My name is Manfred.”You scored it big, but you still have to work out with her for some more time before you make more moves. After another hour you are done, working out with Sarah. You learned that she is indeed from England, send to the States to do some work that was to do with Display Advertising. Make sense since she’s also a looker.Sarah “Here my number, maybe we can work out again before I am to leave.” Current Time What do? 9PM Sunday 9-23-18What do? (write-ins will help)>Push your luck?>Back off and shower.>Other
>>2963525>Back off and shower.It's getting late and we have a lot to do tomorrow and tonight. >Continue with the plan (eat high protein food, get hotel, revolver class sign up) Also how much strength Char did we get?
>>2963528This
>>2963528thisWe quenched our thirst and can go shower without having to roll now. Stick with the 5 points plan.
>>2963528>>2963532>>2963535You put the foot down on the brakes and deiced that was enough bullshitting your way to the Thot. You go shower and go clean up. Afterward you down a protein shake that they have available to members. Filling you up and giving you the building blocks you need to work the muscles in your body. You go rent a hotel room in a safe part of the city costing $75 for the night. The girl working at the counter was a solid 7/10 (Hispanic) but you’re too tired got a in with a 8/10 White girl named Sarah. Next step get it in, but anyway you can’t focus on too many Thots so you just just pay for your room. Booking the $75 cost of the gun training, you lay down on the bed after striping down, fully clean as you fall asleep on the bed.You wake up the next morning from a text from Ruby.Ruby “So are we going out tonight?”That’s right you never responded back to her, and you father never responded to you either. Well either way you have until Noon to leave the hotel room, 4 hours until the class, and you could do literally anything. You could go to the shooting range and shoot with your revolver, read up revolvers before heading to the class or work out more with other people other women. What do? 8AM Monday 9-24-18In 2003 Ford Taurus SE Top speed 80 MPH Acc/Dec 15/40 Cargo 400kg>Eat Breakfast!>Text back a girl (who? Saying what?)>Learn something New?>Review/Read>Exercise>Play something online>Sleep >Something else>Strength: 3 6/20 +2>Calisthenics 1 8.25/10 +1>Weight Training 1/5 +1>Charisma: 4 36/40 +1>Casual 3 3/20 +1Cash$325Bank$14,000/blue]Relationship of all Thotshttps://pastebin.com/ip1fRNFe
>>2963541>Text back a Ruby "Sorry something came up, won't be able to make it today"No time right now and let's leave her on the hook for a bit>Sell stuff from our downey storage unit, before heading to the classWe still have stuff in that one, right? Let's sell everything, apart from the battelstation and a laptop/tablet if we have one, but go through everything to not sell something to valuable. If we can't get it all done before class, let's still get started.
OP is going to take a break. 1 to 2 hours. Feel free to ask questions or comments or just discuss the future. >>2963544Depends, going to pawn shop is where you go to make money quick but also sell much less what something is worth. Useful if you need to sell shit fast.But you have 4 months before money drys up.Route that takes longer is listing it online and waiting for buyers. Could take form a few days to a month depending on factors of the item and cost. But than again you get more money, so useful if you want to sell things, but have time. Which you have
>>2963544>let's leave her on the hook for a bitwe didn't even start with her>Sell stuff from our downeyI think it is too far away 2hI propose to be honest with Ruby and that we are working on something (visit to the studio) but we are not sure it will work. However, she can be assured that we will meet this week, we just don't know when for the moment.I totally agree with selling thing from Downey but it seems we are too short. Maybe after the calss would be a good time. For now I suggest that we work out our grip while reading about Law (taxes, how to register as a commerce) and Business (bank account/insurance for business, or there bank that propose both, maybe our current bank)Then we go to the class, leaving our guns and knife in the car because we can't legally carry them.
Delete all compromising stuff from the phone so that we can give it to someone for taking a pic without having them stumble on anime porn. I want to ask someone to take a photo of us at the shooting range of the class. We can upload it on instagram (and tweet it too) with "law abiding citizen" as title and comment on the gun class to not make it a misunderstanding.>>2963545get some good rest OP I call you OP because we both know you are not really OP hehe...>relationship status with dad>is the bear kill already
>>2963546>For now I suggest that we work out our grip while reading about Law and BusinessOk let's do that. We should probably go through the storage unit after class and set up online auctions (60 days) for everything we want to sell. The head to the cabin (finally)I think we can legally carry the knife
>>2963550>I think we can legally carry the knifeok, just keep it legal
>>2963549>Not reading that the bear had been killed and the park is reopen today>Not at least backing up our data on our phone. Just use a SD card and take off our phone>DadGlad I'm happy that OP took over the quest when he did. Really made it his own, and he was successful where most people just crash and burn in the first or second thread
>>2963553Wait, when did OP change? I was here since the first thread and I must have somehow missed that
>>2963553explain anime porn to Taylor, Sophia, Ruby or Sara>>2963554at the first thread
>>2963545>>2963553Thanks OP for taking over the quest, it blossomed into something cool
I wish the immigration tests were less Jim Crow-y.
>>2963546Support this
While waiting for OP to wake up from his slumber. What should we do next? Sleep in the storage unit for like a week. Go to the gym for that week working on our strength. Go out with the girls to father's workplace. After spending a fun filled day we took all our shit from storage go to the cabin.We spent also the week selling big stuff on Craigslist, while the week is on going.
Remember the CIA glow in the dark Niggas are watching us. I wonder when we're going to meet them?
>>2965115>>2963544>>2963546>>2963634>>2963922OP WOKERoll me 2d100 (Best out of 3) First one is Charisma -2Second is Intelligence -4
Rolled 25, 70 = 95 (2d100)>>2965357
Rolled 48, 89 = 137 (2d100)>>2965357
Rolled 91, 11 = 102 (2d100)>>2965357
>>2965375>>2965423>>2965534Nice rollsWriting
>>2965375>>2965423>>2965534>89>85You send Ruby a text telling her what’s been happening with you. She must be working currently so you don’t expect a message back in some time.Manfred “Hello there Ruby, sorry I couldn’t answer as quick as I should. I been rather busy trying to talk with my father in getting him to let me and possibly some friends into the the studio.”Manfred “I’m not sure it will work, but I’ll let you know if he does. Maybe later this week we can meet, but currently I don’t know at the moment.With the message send you can get on with you life. Looking at Law and business. After searching a few hours reading about that you expand your knowledge. Having gain the knowledge to apply for a business account, make a legal entity, Register for taxes, Open a business bank account, Set up business accounting, Obtain necessary permits and licenses, Get business insurance. Also learning how to register as commerce. While doing that you were working on your grip strength and looking at the time you see it’s time to head on down to the class. You head out the hostel and leave your gun and knife inside the car. Good thing too since they scan people with metal detectors as they go into the revolver class. With revolver champ Spencer Griffiths He’s no Jerry Miculek whoS widely regarded as the fastest and most proficient all-around speed and competition shooter in the world, emptying a five-shot revolver in 0.57 seconds in a group the size of a playing card. But he can shoot fast, emptying 5 shots from a 500 magnum revolver in 2 seconds. Also Fire six shots, reload, fire six shots from 1 revolver in 6 seconds. Compare to Jerry he’s one slow dude, but much better than your sorry ass.Spencer Griffiths “Hello everything, today we’re going to talk about the revolver and its uses compared to the tradition semi-automatics most people and military use.”For the first hour and half he goes through the basics, of how a gun isn’t a toy. Then he ramp it up by showing you the proper way to hold the gun, who not to do and what should be done. He tells you that a revolver most don’t have a safety. Just point and shoot, but he also say if you got a hostler for it. It’ll be much better since the trigger would be pull when you take it out of your pocket. After the learning part is over he has the people shoot some revolvers. .22 long rifle revolvers even going around and helping people get the best grip that can get. He even did that for you. In the end you feel like you learned a lot and can put this class down for your CCW permit. You send the forms and now the 90 days waiting time starts. You sit inside your car and eat some beans and rice. Running a bit low about a week worth of it. What should you do now?
>>2965804 Your father still didn't send a text back, you are currently wearing armor that protect your torso to your toes. You have 3 weapons inside the car. Just the Ruger .38 Speical with only 5 rounds and the Smith and Wesson ALF that can fit into your pocket with one round, and a Bowie Knife. You have that gym membership for Planet fitness.What do? 2PM Monday 9-24-18 In 2003 Ford Taurus SE Top speed 80 MPH Acc/Dec 15/40 Cargo 400kg>Eat Lunch>Text back a girl (who? Saying what?)>Learn something New?>Review/Read>Exercise>Play something online>Sleep >Something elseCash$325Bank$14,000https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB >Intelligence 4 30/40 +4> Law 1 9/10 +2>Accounting 2/5 +2>Strength: 3 7/20 +1>Weight Training 2/5 +1>Charisma: 4 37/40 +1>Casual 3 4/20 +1>Dexterity: 4 4/40>Revolver 1 0/10 +3Ranked Up!
>>2965812>Buy leather Holsters for all our guns>Buy a range bag>Buy .38 special 200 rounds >Go to the range
I want Manfred to make his money being a bounty hunting. Since it's modern just getting people that jumped bail or there court day
>>2965881>Buy .38 special 200 rounds 80 bucks >Buy a range bag60 bucks >Buy leather Holsters for all our guns 25 bucks for Pocket Size50 bucks for Jacket Size100 bucks for Long Coat Size 1 Pocket9 Jacket3 Long Coat$775 >Go to the range20 bucks [blue}Total $935 [/blue]Going to leave voting open for a bit longer.
>>2966001I say we don't just get any leather, but different kinds for each gun, like snakeskin, cowhorn, whalebone, wolfhind.
>>2966008Good idea Anon. We don't get hostlers for all guns. Just two for now, one for the Ruger and one for our pocket revolver.
>>2966008Just say what size gun and what type and I'll come up with a price.Pic is Elephant leather,
>>2966058Big pea pod for the smallest one.
>>2966058Gator pussy skin for the Ruger
>>2966069>>2966078Just those two will cost you $350.Can find a pea pod hostler just think of it like a pea that was flatten to fit the inside of the pocket.Total $510 Just give me a yes, and we can get rolling. How many hours in the range?>Until our ammo runs out>Hour (how many?)
>>2966123Just get a standard hostler for the small gun. Get that gator revolver for our Ruger>Until our ammo runs out
>>2966138No, a pea pod for our pea shooter.
>>2966162But our Ruger is the pea shooter. It deals the least amount of damage 1d6+2. I kind of just want a standard leather hostlers since I want to save our money
>>2966138>>2966162AlrightRoll me 1d100-4 (Best out of 3)
Rolled 58 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2966190
Rolled 35 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2966190
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>2966190
>>2966195>>2966198>>2966238What better way to send the afternoon then shooting the gun you have. You head to your local gun range and buy some much needed supplies. Which is a Range Bag to hold the rounds you’re going to use and the gun. You also load up on some ammo and get yourself two hostler. One pea pod looking hostler for your small gun and just a standard leather holster for your Ruger. You set yourself up at a indoor range and take your time getting used to your gun, loading it and unloading it. For two hours you run 200 rounds of .38 Special through it, get better with each shot. You dump the empty bass in your bag. You head out of the range and sit back in your car, the time reads 4 in the afternoon. You got the hostlers you need to hold the guns, but sadly you don’t have the CCW yet, so you drop off your guns in the trunk. You should call your father to see how he’s doing with the trip to his workplace. Maybe send a text to the girls to see if there up for it, after you call your father. Maybe even text the Sarah girl seeing she wants to do something with you or work out later in the gym. Maybe it's time to earn some money, but doing what? You don't have any real job skills, you could just go to your cabin and stay up there for 4 months working out until your money runs out.>Require Range Bag (Holds your guns and ammo)>Hostlers (Holds your Ruger and ALF)>200 Spent Casing (Can be used for reloading)>Dexterity: 4 6/40 +2>Revolver 1 2/10 +2What do? 4PM Monday 9-24-18In 2003 Ford Taurus SE Top speed 80 MPH Acc/Dec 15/40 Cargo 400kg>Eat Lunch>Text back a girl (who? Saying what?)>Learn something New?>Review/Read>Exercise>Play something online>Sleep >Something elseCash$325Bank$13,740
>>2966276Our Charisma and intelligence is almost normie level>Work out in gym doing mixed work outFocus on strength>Chat it up at the gym when we're eating>When we can't work out anymore learn Wildness shit>Sleep in the storage unit>Do this until Thursday
>>2966323Roll me 4d100 (Average of 3)Look like we're time skipping. Let me know if you want to do things in between the 4 days
Rolled 91, 92, 96, 17 = 296 (4d100)>>2966623
Rolled 55, 91, 59, 55 = 260 (4d100)>>2966623
>>2966627....I have no words.....Anyone want to save the last one?
Rolled 40, 61, 47, 71 = 219 (4d100)>>2966623
>>2966627>>2966632>>2966666Damn nice SATAN GETIf you guys want to know the average here you go. There pretty good. Going to do some maths for this.62, 81, 67, 48
Hello Pokémon Urban Quest.Also writing
>>2966666Oh fuck I got quints.
>>2966632>>2966633How do you do fellow demons?>>2966666Hello boss
>>2966683>>2966717Forgot QM
>time skipping til thursday when we can go to the cabin monday
>>2966627>>2966632>>2966666>>2966738What better time than to hit the gym, you drive over there and work out. As you watch the city streets from inside the building you witness a boy pickpocket a rich looking gentleman’s pocket, on the kids jacket there was a Asian symbol you thought you saw before. It looks like a cow, but it isn’t. Seems like the guy didn’t notice as the kid just walks away without taking off in a sprint. Do something?>Keep working out>Other?
>>2966822take a good hard look at the asian dude, remember every traits, his height/weight, his clothescalmly walk outside to warn the gentlemanvery slowly to not alert the asian pickpocketdon't care if he get away, just want to help that gentleman to fill a deposition
>>2966870This
>>2966870>>2966896>Roll me1d100-5 (Medium)
Rolled 7 - 5 (1d100 - 5)I guess the serie of random encouter for time skip is starting and we can't do anything about it now...So after the skip, I want to refill on meat in a (safe) downtown restaurant. Then end once and for all the downey storage unit problem by selling all furniture, games and games systems at a pawnshop after taking a good hard look if there are anything like family jewels, souvenirs from distant relatives.>>2966907
Rolled 3 - 5 (1d100 - 5)>>2966907
Rolled 53 - 5 (1d100 - 5)>>2966907I got this anons
Rolled 78 - 5 (1d100 - 5)
>>2966923>>2966927I remember a quest I had run where the players deleted their bad rolls. Now I understand how they felt.
>>2966942Put me to shame why don't you
>>2966923>>2966927>>2966940>25You take a hard look at the Asian dude. You can tell he’s has Asian blood, black hair, slanted eyes. Buck teeth, Yellow Skin. That symbol on his jacket wasn’t a cow it was a dragon. And you can tell he’s Chinese. He was short and thin as a board, his clothes was the tradition black jackets the Chinese use, and has long braided hair made in a long ponytail. You don’t let the man who had his wallet stolen not notice because of it.You walk outside and go to talk the man. You make sure to point out the stereotype that guy looked like. Manfred “Excuse me, sir. But that guy took your wallet.” The guy was first worried and check himself, and seems like he was his wallet on him.Mad Man “No it isn’t. What this it! Some kind of trick so your lackey can nick me from behind.”Manfred “No really sir, that was some-”Mad Man “Get the fuck out of my way! Before I call the cops on you for stealing from me!” You back off and go back to your workout.Fuck that, you’re not going to lose out on gains to help a suit that doesn’t want your help. You keep working out even talking with a few people there, until your body was sore. You take a quick shower at the gym and leave to the storage unit. You parked your new ride and headed through the front office, Sophia wasn’t working today so you just got through the acne ridden kid and went to your unit. You laid on the card box bed cook some rice and beans enough to last you one more week and review a bit of surviving out in the woods. Like what plants to avoid or whose that are safe to eat. After a good time reading about that, you turn off your phone after reading a Message from Ruby. Ruby “I hope it works out, I would love to see how they make the movies. I have Friday and Sunday free, maybe I’ll see you then.”You turn off the phone and went to sleep. Waking up you resume the normal schedule you have set out for yourself for the next 3 days. Just working out getting the gains, talking with people here and there. Before heading back to the storage unit to read up on how to survive in the wild. The first two days, Monday and Tuesday Sophia was nowhere to be seen. It looks like she doesn’t work on Mondays or Tuesday.
>>2966974But on the third day, which was Wednesday you saw Sophia and had to talk with her. She was the first to talk, while you listen and waited for your turn to speak.Sophia “Manfred I was wondering the next time, I’ll see you. I wanted to talk about some things.”Manfred “Hello Sophia it’s nice seeing you. What’s happening with Taylor?”Sophia “She’s doing the same, staying up late and sleeping in the morning, my father maybe ready to kick her out, if she doesn’t find a job at the end of the month. Or she’ll have to move out.”Manfred “I don’t mean to be rude but, why do you still live your parents?”Sophia “I should ask the same question, Mama boy. Ha ha ha.”That caught you off guard you didn’t expect that from her. But then again you didn’t expect your mother to tell the girls about your Neet life.Sophia “I’m just kidding Manfred. It’s because I’m saving up for college, since living on my own cost so much being this close to Los Angeles. Taylor on the other hand is a freeloader, that doesn’t know what she wants to do.”Manfred “Yeah, I wonder why she keeps saying cool beans when she’s around me.”Sophia “Silly, it’s because she look up to you, and you’re pretty intimidating once people hear what you did.”Manfred “I never thought of that.”Sophia “So why are you here Manfred Since I know your not here to see me.”Manfred “it’s not that, I just need to check out something.”Sophia “Right, I know that you been sleeping here, I can check out the time you log in.”Manfred “Yeah about that…”Sophia “Manfred would you want to go eat dinner with my family? My lunch break is soon, and I can take you out to meet them. Maybe even get them to let you stay, in my old brother’s room.”Manfred “Uhh…”What do? >Go eat dinner with her folks>Refuse>Other?
Two more days until the end of the waiting period... and still no sign of our dad :'(What role is our dad playing in the holaucost movie? Since he has german blood, I suppose a guard or something evil.>>2966987>diner"yes, to make up for last time diner. We are soon moving in another county, but thanks." (casual :) "what about your brother?"
>>2967002Film producer. Anons don't read :,(
>>2967002This
>>2967008quest need a wiki, OPOh and just to be clear. I didn't bluntly refuse to stay in her brother's room. Just said that if we stayed it would not be for long, so why bother?
>>2966987>Go eat dinner with her folksGo to sleep, everything is on track. Wake up, more money is spent on gun shenanigans and for some reason we are still not in the cabin.REEEEEEEEEEEEEAre we waiting for something specific right now? Because if we are just chilling here until we can torture ourselves with the Holocaust set, I'd rather just leave. Please Anons let's finally get to that cursed cabin, at least for some weeks before we need to get money.
>>2967090Things we wait for>text from Dad saying we can invit some girls to Hollywood studio>an occasion to have a date with Ruby/Sara/Taylor/SophiaThings we have to do>sell everything in Downey and close the storage unit>has been rice and beans except 3 times whey, chiken and burger, need meatThings we wait for>our revolver rank increasing until we can use our useless guns>our CCW permit 90-days waiting period until we can use our useless guns
>>2967002>>2967013>>2967090How does Manfred feel about Taylor SophiaFor both or for one (Pick which is the one if it's not both) Flesh out Manfred a bit. And how he views girls of other races if that has any impact. So far he likes white girls more than any other.>BEGONE THOT >We're just friends >We're just friends, but you want it to be something more>If they got a drop of (nonwhite), they're not breeding material. (Fuck buddies is a stretch, but that's how far you'll go)>OtherStill writing
>>2967124>Both>We're just friends>If they got a drop of (nonwhite), they're not breeding material. (Fuck buddies is a stretch, but that's how far you'll go)Staying true to Manfred /pol/ ideals. He can befriend other races but he's stay true to white people. But I'm thinking Manfred has standards so he'll not fuck Sophia no matter her personality. Maybe Taylor since she look white, but not have babies since he'll make another 56% American.
>>2967124Let's not be autistic>Sophia is the first girl who showed interest in us>Taylor is a neet who is lost in life like us >They are the first two girls we hang out with>They tried to saved our life>They are both important friendsLike most anons I don't want to right-on-the-spot marry one of them. Things can happen between male and female friends but I don't want it to threaten our relationship with them.
>>2966696 Howdy, Neet quest.
>>2967138Of course we aren’t going to marry any of them. We’re waiting for our dwarf wife to marry. We cannot betray her
>>2967143Nice to see you MediocreQMFine quest you have, I'm one of the anon, been with you since the start. Even wrote in that lose v-card goal.
>>2967136>>2967138>>2967143>>2967146>>2967090Manfred “I would love to go for some dinner. To make up for last time diner. We are soon moving in another county, but thanks." (casual :) "what about your brother?"Sophia “My brother passed away. I’ll call them up to let them know to set a extra plate.”Manfred “:( Sorry to hear that.”She call her parents while you wait around for the call to end in the end she tell there expecting you.Sophia “I would let you ride with me, but sadly my car doesn’t work.”Manfred “You can ride with me.” You and her get in your car and drive off to her home. She seems to like the car, and was impressed you got it at a low price. You parked the car in a rundown neighborhood, better than you’re but still shitty.Before you ring the doorbell, your hear screaming and yelling from inside. Before Sophia quickly rings the doorbell, slienting the yelling from inside. The person that answer the door, is the White father. Dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, you spy the mother as well, brown hair and brown eyes. Seems like two of them should have made two Taylor, rather than one and SophiaJohn “Welcome Manfred, I’m John. Sophia father. But you already knew that. Please come in and take a seat.”You are moved to a dinner table with food coming out and being lay by the mother. The table was tense as Taylor sat texting on her phone after greeting you with a smile. Sophia just simile nervously as the food came out.Throughout the dinner, it was tense, as you ate the the tasty food. John “So Manfred what are you currently doing as a job.”Manfred “Right now, I’m not working, just getting all my stuff ready to move.”John “Move, you say. Are you moving to the big city?”Manfred “Well-”Sophia “Father, Manfred should just relax and enjoy his dinn-”John “Sophia. Let Manfred speak. What were you doing to say?”Manfred “It’s not the big city, it’s a cabin out in the woods. I kinda promise a friend, I’ll help him out with it.”John “Cabin in the woods… I see.”John and the girls stay quiet for the rest of the dinner. And before long John personally took you out the house. After telling Sophia he’ll drive her back to her work. When outside he yelled at you in a whisper tone.
>>2967150John “Manfred, I don’t care if you saved a thousand people, with your hero act. You are to stay away from my daughters you good for nothing hobo! You are the cause of Sophia broken arm, filling Taylor head of fantasy! I don’t know what they see in you. But try to contact them again, and you’ll regard it.” He said and slammed the door, before leaving you with a goodbye gift. Well dinner was a mistake that you’re not going to make ever again. Your ribs still hurt where he punched you. Oh well you still have go back to the storage unit to catch some ZZZs. You drive your way over there and sleep, making it Thursday. You check your phone and get some new messages.Papa “Was busy, call me.”Taylor “It was cool seeing you at dinner. When are we going to hang?”Sophia “Sorry Manfred. I didn’t know my father will blow like that. He was really happy when he saw you save the people. Guess I thought wrong :(“Karl “Real Bad news bro. That girl that became a maid and was fired later was find killed, stay safe.”Damn that’s a lot to take in, time to work out. You drive over to the gym and began to pump more iron feeling stronger, feeling the gains in such a short time. You decide to go by a convenience store to get some coffee, since you don’t want to drive back to the storage place tired. You still can’t believe the amount of hot chicks at the gym. Maybe you should text that Sarah chick later. Or maybe call your father. You can even go behind John back to talk with the girls.Before you can think of what to do, you get a phone call.Robot “would you like to accept a collect call from California State Prison, Los Angeles County? From Benny?”What do? 9AM Thrusday 9-23-18>Yes (Accept call)>No>Charisma: 5 0/80 +3Ranked UP! Normie>Dexterity: 4 7/40 +1Drive 1 8/10 +1>Endurance: 4 12/40 +1>Intelligence: 5 0/80 +10Ranked UP! Normie>Strength: 4 0/40 +13Ranked UP! Onions Boy>Calisthenics 2 0/20 +2Ranked UP!>Weight Training 1 8/10 +11Ranked UP!>Marathon 1 5/10 +1>Casual 3 4/20 +2.5>Social 1.75/5 +.25>Diplomacy 1 6/10 +.25>Botany 2 0/20 +6.25Ranked UP!>Wilderness Survival 1 3.5/10 +1.75>Woodworking 1 0/10 +1>Law 2 0/20 +1
>>2967150b-but sir... I'm planning on opening a business soon and maybe offer a clerk position to Taylor
>>2967154>Robot “would you like to accept a collect call from California State Prison, Los Angeles County? From Benny?”Yay, Benny!Then head to the storage unit to sell our stuff once and for all. Maybe this can be our excuse to call dad to see if there is anything he would like to keep.
>>2967154>YesWe should call our dad afterward.>>2967170Also, are we still going after checking out where our father works at thing? We can head over to the cabin finally
>>2967154*8PM Thursday 9-27-18*Ranked UP! Onions Boy
>>2967170>>2967190You of course answer the call, it's your friend Benny Benny “Hey buddy, long time no see.” Manfred “Hey Benny, just been busy with life.”Benny “Nice to hear that, I been hearing stories about you from the inside. How you escaped from the Red Kouprey Syndicate. There some bad dudes.”Manfred “Yeah, it was kind of shitty eating the rice they served.”Benny “Manfred, it’s not time to be joking get your ass to my cabin right now.”Manfred “What? You’re scaring me Benny.”Benny “That’s the whole point, get your ass out of SoCal, since they have a hit out for you.”Manfred “How are you know that?”Benny “I got people, now fucking hang up and drive.”Before you can response he hung up. FuckWhat do? Currently 8PM Thursday 9-27-18 At Downey Storage UnitIn 2003 Ford Taurus SE Top speed 80 MPH Acc/Dec 15/40 Cargo 400kg>Eat Dinner!>Text back a girl (who? Saying what?)>Learn something New?>Review/Read>Exercise>Play something online>Sleep >Something else>>2967195I can’t fucking spell*Ranked up ONIONS Boy!
>>2967252Nvm, 4chan auto changes the word
>>2967255Chan has filter for onions? Nice
>>2967252To the cabin after getting our shit at the storage unit. We should get that sleeping bag, and maybe a tarp so when it rains we have something to fix it.
>>2967195>>2967252>>2967255>>2967259> they don't know how to śóýbóý LOLE>>2967265Vhis
Don't know how to put it, but Sophia father's punch getting called a hobo and the fact that we will be unable to sell our furniture in Downey storage unit are really affecting me right now.>>2967252>Drive to nearest small town outside of LA>drink coffee and buy black hair dye that come off easily after a shower>get to the cabin>>2967265OP kind of implied our life is in danger right now.
>>2967267btw this was my 100thWant to check if we are wearing the armored jacket and Hercule pants. What abouts the guns? The ruger is in a holster jacket with the first chamber unloaded and the ALF in our pocket with a bullet in the other? Knife at our belt too?
>>2967267I meant the other storage unit with all our guns
>>2967270Your are currently wearing the armored shit. Have no helmet it's in the back seat. Only have 5 rounds in the Ruger one in the ALF and you have the knife.
>>2967259>>2967265>>2967267Rolling timeRoll me 1d100-4 (Best out of 3)Got lucky Benny found out.
Rolled 45 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2967279Nat time
Rolled 73 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2967279It was so fucking obvious this was gonna happen, which is why I wanted to get to the cabin right after prison, but for some reason anons just wanted to hang out with Thots, built sandcastels and do other shit, instead of getting out the line of fire of people that want to murder us.
Rolled 32 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2967279finegoodbye LA
Rolled 42 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2967279
>Timeline of Neet QuestStart 8-1-18Shooting 8-10Out of jail 8-1810 days wait for gun 8-28Sophia encountered 8-28Kidnapped 8-29-18Escaped Kip-napping 9-1Out of hospital 9-9Coma 9-9Out of coma 9-216 days of spending time with Thots going to dinner, working out, and buying armor and othershit 9-27
>>2967304>Start 8-1-18>Shooting 8-10>Out of jail 8-18>10 days wait for gun 8-28"hey let's sell things from the storage unit">Sophia encountered 8-28>Kidnapped 8-29-18>Escaped Kip-napping 9-1>Out of hospital 9-9"hey let's sell things from the storage unit">Coma 9-9"hey let's wake up right now from coma to sell things from the storage unit"">Out of coma 9-21"hey let's sell things from the storage unit">6 days of spending time with Thots going to dinner, working out, and buying armor and othershit 9-27I still don't understand why despite all the efforts by some anons we did not sell a single thing from the storage unit but ended up spending 10k on 15 guns and luxury holsters.
>>2967318I'm also amazed by how we try to get to the cabin over and over again and it doesn't fucking happen, but anons manage to buy all this retarded shit. The worst part is, that the cabin plan now doesn't even fully work anymore. Originally we would have had enough money to buy a shit tone of supplies, reasonable amounts of guns and ammunition and pay some to mum and bossmen, with still enough left over for years. Now we will have to come back down and into the line of fire, within months. That is because for some reason we had to be a hero against a bear (and then pick a fucking payment plan) and waste our money on useless amounts of uncritical supplies. It's mostly people voting for dumb shit, that have clearly not read the thread.
>>2967283>>2967284>>2967285>>2967286>69With Benny warning clear as day. You don’t waste any time, getting out of the storage unit with your coffee into your car. You put it in drive and get out of Downey, searching for a place where you can blend in. Doing some reaching you come across Calabasas a town that was 23k people in it. With 80% of them being White, 8.5% Asia, and 6.5% Hispanic. Much better demographics than the ones of Downey. You park your car and head inside a hair beauty store and buy some temporary black hair dye. You’re not taking any chances as you Concealed carry your Ruger and your knife. Even tho it’s legal to carry your knife out in the open you don’t want to draw more attention to yourself than you have to. Once you have the dye you put it on in a gas station restroom, it does on easily and some time later your sporting black hair and blue eyes.You pick up some sunglasses as well just to help cover your look. In the end you look like a totally different people. Maybe this will be enough to just get your guns from Bakersfield Storage unit and fuck off to the cabin. But one of the unknown is wherever they made out what you drive. Than again there just low lives that can’t be able to track anyone unless there in the same city right? You fill up your tank of gas, paying in cash thinking what you should do next.What do? 10PM Thursday 9-27-18 At CalabasasIn 2003 Ford Taurus SE Top speed 80 MPH Acc/Dec 15/40 Cargo 400kg>Straight to the cabin (At night)>Get our shit at Bakersfield Storage Unit (Just has the 13 other guns, and 100 pounds of ammo for the guns, and other things.>Rent a Motel and go do that shit in the morning>You’re over worrying let’s just go back to Downey and sell our shit.
>>2967334>Get our shit at Bakersfield Storage Unit (Just has the 13 other guns, and 100 pounds of ammo for the guns, and other things.We need the tools and stuff from inside there, but let's approach it carefully, to see if someone is trying to keep taps on our department there or the whole facility. They might not be CIA level professionals, but maybe they know we have rented there. We need the stuff from inside there. Since we still didn't do it, stop at a store on the way and get a sleeping bag, rice and beans.
>>2967334>Tfw I was one of the Anons that just wanted to call the cops>Tfw I begged them not to go out so they don't get clawed be the bear>Tfw They didn't listen>Rent a hostel first>Then go to the storage place to get our shit>Last go to the cabin
>>2967334If and only if, there is bike and tools in Bakersfield Storage Unit. Then do this >>2967348Otherwise go as far as our energy can take us heading for the cabin and stop in a motel when the first sign of fatigue show despite the coffee.
>>2967352>Tfw I forgot pic
>>2967348>>2967352>>2967353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY>Time to Drive Roll me 1d100-4 (Medium)
Rolled 29 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2967368
Rolled 52 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2967368
Rolled 72 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2967368>tfw we are going to accomplish a long term goal and it feels like the main goal of that quest after all that
Rolled 50 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2967368
>>2967374>tfw we are going to accomplish a long term goal and it feels like the main goal of that quest after all thatAnons knew about Cabin since thread #3, took them 3 threads to get to the cabin. Getting to point A to point B, sounds easy on paper but with anons shitting on the map, you have to make some detours.Just kidding of course, It's fun for me. Also nice rolls.
I prefer the Daytona USA ost.
Ok, little things to text once we are at the cabin.Dad>I'm planning to sell all our stuff from the house in Downey after the rioters destroyed it. If we still had things from you just tell me.Sophia>No problem. Seems we are even now. Your father had a point when he called me a hobo though, I'm going to work on that for some time, bye.Taylor>Are you alright? You were silent during the whole time... Hey, you know what you are gonna do this year? I'm also looking for a job.Mom>Hey mom, I got invited to Sophia and Taylor house for finner. Told you things were alright for me.Brother>Sad to hear about that Indonesian girl. I should have done more... Talking about that I'm thinking about starting a business and hire some friends as employee to help them. Got any tip?Self>Did not find a Yankees Baseball hat to complete my incognito look *car license plate*Sara>Out of LA for some time, too bad we had not the chance to work out together again. Heard you were into Display Advertising. Taking any request from young entrepreuneurs?Also, delete all porn and compromising pic, compromising bookmarks, compromising favorite and historic from phone.
>>2967402>Delete the porn. Not saving it first. Do you hate dwarves or something Anon?
>>2967412yes, delete it
>>2967422We're going to save that shit first
>>2967402This, delete
>>2967372>>2967373>>2967374>>2967375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF58Lsvqg5EYou put the car in drive and get out of Calabasas. Using your Kevlar gloves as driving gloves. You listen to the radio as you make the two hour ride to Bakersfield. 110 miles later you reach the storage place. Entering through the doors you meet the 9/10 looking chad that really should be a actor.Turbo Chad “Hey dude. I remember you from last time. Come to get your stuff?”Manfred “Something like that, say where there people coming in here looking for me, or asking to know what my storage unit was?”Turbo Chad “Nah man. Just me keeping watch of other people’s stuff and getting paid for it.”Manfred “Alright, thanks. I’ll also like to cancel my storage unit.”Turbo Chad “Alright my dude. Just need to know why unit it is, and have all the stuff clear out or someone else is taking it.”You tell him what unit you have rented and let him know he should look into modeling or acting by how good he looks. What you didn’t expect is he dumped you with his phone number and his head shot.Turbo Chad “If you know someone in the biz, give me a call. I would love to get out of this shithole. Also have a nice night dude.”You just place the shit he gave you into the glove compartment and unlock you unit and start loading it in the car. With everything loaded you drive off to get a sleeping bag and restock on your supply of bean and rice.You dosh out the money and have a sleeping bag and month supply of beans and rice and finally head to the campgrounds. Two more hours of driving and 90 miles of paved road and dirt road you finally made it to the campground at 3 in the morning. You pay the automatic machine 5 bucks and park your car.There are no bear attacks, no thunderstorms, no Thots, nothing to stop you from heading to the cabin. Expect maybe the darkness, you can’t see that well even with the moon at waning gibbous and 90% visible you don’t want to risk getting attacked at night. And fuck that driving took a lot out of you. You worked out before this, you need some shut eye.What do? 3AM Friday 9-28-18 At Hidden Falls CampgroundsIn 2003 Ford Taurus SE Top speed 80 MPH Acc/Dec 15/40 Cargo 400kg>Sleep>Move your shit into the cabin using the bike in the dark>Maybe this cabin idea, isn’t worth it. Let’s go back and hang out with the girls>Move our shit in the morning>Other>Dexterity: 4 11/40 +4>Drive 2 2/20 +4Ranked UP! Good Non-professional DriverRank 3 Is Very Good Non-professional DriverRank 6 Is Average Skilled Race Driver https://pastebin.com/Jj4GtRgFCash$300Bank$13,600 Increased Revolver skill and Strength enough to be able to use .357 Magnum Revolver $250 (5)+0 2D6+3 (.357) 6 round J 1spr VR
>>2967430>Move our shit in the morningSleep and set the alarm at 8AM.Maybe if it takes less than 30 and we have enough energy, park the car in order to have most of the doors and the trunk in front of a tree and make a dummy with your helmet and some stuff on the driver seat while we sleep in the back hidden with guns ready.And text this right after we wake up>>2967402
>>2967440this
>>2967440OOF ThisWhen are we buying a sword?
While we're hereHow are we going to transport the shit we have?Take round trips back and forth lugging our shit to the cabin. I recommend we switch to the .357 revolver make sure we carry 18 rounds for it. Allowing us two reloads, some .38 special ammo as well +13 rounds since we already have 5 rounds.Our first trip should be light since we need to find the cabin, no point in tiring ourselves out and making it more difficulty with more things. Once we find the cabin we leave the shit from our pack inside. And then start moving the stuff to and forth
>>2967440>>2967450>>2967452Time to go to sleep after doing a dummy.Could come up with ways to transport the gear. Since it's like 200 pounds, guns, ammo, food, tools, towels, clothes, Roll me 1d100-5 (Best out of 3) If you want to use a different gun or carry rounds let me know.
Rolled 59 - 5 (1d100 - 5)>>2967464
Rolled 100 - 5 (1d100 - 5)>>2967458>>2967464>>2967458First Day of cabin>check immediate proximityAre there natural boudaries, how far can we seein the vegetation in this season, listen for any sound that might indicate waterfall or human activity.>unload stuff under a roofAs long as it is enough to not get them wet, we should place everything neatly (tools toileteries, sleeping bag, ...) with rice and bean carefully packed to avoid the smell to attact bears. Find a safe place for the cooking kit and all the tools ready to use.>check for securityDo we have enough wall? Are there any hole? Is the door ok? If so, it is time to try repairing stuff. If there are tin cans we can set alarm trap in the perimeter.>trainwhatever anon want to, mind and body>hunt for meatWhen the sun is low, we set snares made from vegetale fiber near squirel trees and in front of rabbit holes.We can build a sledge to transport the heavy stuff and puck most of the stuff on bike neatly with the rope like we did before.
>>2967473>100That's good Bank or nahStill no Nat 1s :(
>>2967473Should we bank it?Maybe the syndicate will come after us during our sleep and Manfred will shoot them down while sleepwalking, casually stepping on a gold nugget indicating that there is a gold vein at the cabin hiding a dwarven fortress with a portal to get isekai'd?
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>2967464rolling>>2967473supporting this plan, if trap hunting is legal in the US? Otherwise same, but without trap.>>2967478If we bank it we still succeed, just not critical right? So I'd say bank
>>2967485>>2967484>If we bank it we still succeed, just not critical right? So I'd say bankLike, I been doing it like if it's banked the next best roll will be taken. If there are no next best roll over 50, then it's average success. In this case it's 54 so slight success.This rolling isn't just sleep but also the travel to the cabin.
>>2967485>trap huntingI'm sure it's more legal than hunting with a shotgun without a license.>>2967487I want to bank it too
>>2967478Use it, I want our cabin to need almost no work
>>2967489But we could get experience from repairing. And with a +50 roll, I'm sure we will get a roog and 4 wall at least...
>>2967485>>2967488>>2967489Before you ask, think of either you need a license first. Most cases yes.To do anything legal you need a FUCKING LICENSE!!!!!!!!!!So yeah more paperwork like always$120 for trapping$50 for Hunting License birds and small mammals, if you hunt bigger things well you're going to need to buy more shit for that$50 for Fishing License
>>2967493I'm assuming we can buy those licences at the camp ground?Also let's use the crit, since we have two banked already and getting to the cabin is a pretty big achievement for us.
>>2967500Let's treat ourselves for this achievement. I agree
>>2967493>$120 for trapping>$50 for Hunting License birds and small mammals, if you hunt bigger things well you're going to need to buy more shit for that>$50 for Fishing LicenseOk, so like anons said go for the plan minus the hunting, we will work this out when he have all the information available and once we are settled.
>>2967500This. We need to use the crit. I think were really gonna need it.
also strength still says -10 despite being level 4
>>2967518don't forget to text the people I mentionned OP
>>2967467>>2967473>>2967485>>2967516Time to put your head down, and sleep, but you get some work to do. You park your car that in a corner, and make a dummy with the helmet sit in the front. While you snooze in the back with your gun at the ready, your shotgun and your revolver ready to blow some fool if they try something.~~~~~~BEEP POO BEEPYou shut off the alarm and rub the sleep out of your eyes. The phone reads 8 O’clock. You figure it’s time to delete your memories from your phone so if someone steals it, it can’t be used against you. When you look through the folders of folders on the phone you know in your heart, no in you soul you can’t bear to let the years of Neethood go. You pile all the porn, all the things you want to save in a clean SD Card. Checking, double checking, triple checking that everything was saved as you looked through your now empty phone.You close the screen knowing you have everything finished. It isn’t until you open the screen again you saw the last thing of anime you have left. The white haired girl cleaning the phone screen. You trace your fingers on her, from the bottom of your heart the feeling of sadness raises from your heart, you shed salty tears. They fall down and hit the screen, you get some cloth and clean the screen to help her out. Manfred “Goodbye, may we meet again when the time is right.” Was your last words at her, before dumping her with the rest of the saved material. You put on a brave face, and put the SD card somewhere safe. You take down the dummy made from the sleeping bag and helmet and start setting up your bike to load everything.You decide to take your .357 and have two reloads with it, as well carrying two reloads for the .38 Special. You load the bike with the Backpack filled with power Drill + Screws Nails, Hammer and saw, Ax, Rope, First aid kit, Slicer knife, Ferrules cable, Sandpaper, small cooking kit, Beans and rice 1 Month left over, earplugs and eye protection. With everything filled you set off, this time of the day there are few people in the campground. Maybe since it's also a Friday, could also be this place you have to drive through dirt paths to get to, and seems really out of the way to camp, before you start heading out you text some people that are close to you.
>>2967548To your Father Manfred “I'm planning to sell all our stuff from the house in Downey after the rioters destroyed it. If we still had things from you just tell me.”To the dear friend Sophia Manfred “No problem. Seems we are even now. Your father had a point when he called me a hobo though, I'm going to work on that for some time, bye for now. Don’t know if I’ll be able to get cell out here in the woods.”To your dear friend Taylor That’s hotter than SophiaManfred “Are you alright? You were silent during the whole time... Hey, you know what you are gonna do this year? I'm also looking for a job.”To your dear MommyManfred “Hey mom, I got invited to Sophia and Taylor house for dinner. Told you things were alright for me.To your dear brother Karl Manfred “Sad to hear about that Indonesian girl. I should have done more... Talking about that I'm thinking about starting a business and hire some friends as employee to help them. Got any tip?”To yourself so the CIA niggers can have a heads upManfred “Did not find a Yankees Baseball hat to complete my incognito look *car license plate*”To that chick that you hit it off in the gym, Sarah. You remember that she works in the display advertising so of course you know she’s interested.Manfred “Out of LA for some time, too bad we had not the chance to work out together again. Heard you were into Display Advertising. Do you happen to need someone to help out in that field? Either being in the pictures or making them?”That was a lot of writing, but in the end was worth it. As you start riding your bike through the campground. It’s beautiful being here, waterfalls, and trees all around you. Make you wonder why you stay in your cum filled cave, if you can just hang outside. To say it was easy to get to the cabin and finding it was a understatement you got lucky and find it past some trees. You can bike the 5 miles to the cabin in half a hour. So that will save you some time when you have to head to and from. You find the cabin in decent state the windows it has was busted with some holes, but in all you were expecting worst. Just some planks in front of the window would be enough to a quick fix. It’s good thinking bringing the blankets and sleeping bag. The weather is in it’s 60s in the morning but in the 40s in the night. You go back and forth, it took 5 trips of getting to the cabin and back in total. To get all the guns over there and ammo. You had to dump out your backpack and refill it from your car, but by a bit later 4 in the afternoon you are done. Also major score you get fucking service this far away from the cities, so you can reach up new porn your penis thanks you.
>>2967551The only things needing fixing is the door could use new hatches, knob, windows need to be replaced, no major cave-ins by the roof. So just put some water resistant material on it to ensure it’s waterproof would be the major things. What do? Currently 4PM Friday 9-28-18 At CabinIn Mountain bike >Eat Lunch!>Text back a girl (who? Saying what?)>Learn something New?>Review/Read>Exercise>Play something online>Sleep >Something else>Currently havehttps://pastebin.com/Jj4GtRgF 250 Round for each gun15 guns (Shotgun was 100 shell)Eye ProtectionEar plugsCar Key (Car)Backpack filled with power Drill + Screws Nails, Hammer and saw, Ax, Rope, First aid kit, Slicer knife, Ferrules cable, Sandpaper, small cooking kit, Beans and rice 1 Month left over, earplugs and eye protectionSleeping BagToiletries, Blankets & Towels and Spare Clothes, but keep it light of course Cash$290Bank$13,600
>>2967554>Charisma: 5 1/80 +1>Endurance: 4 17/40 +5>Wisdom: 4 0/40 +1>Bike 1 7/10 +5>Casual 3 5/20 +1
>>2967554>Explore our surroundings>Eat Lunch!Fetch some water and then cook beans and rice. While going for the water, investigate the surrounding area for edible plants and good hunting spots.
>>2967554Finally !Ok, first turn off the phone. Because we have no mean to recharge it. >check immediate proximityAre there natural boudaries, how far can we see in the vegetation in this season, listen for any sound that might indicate waterfall or human activity.>organize thingsAs long as it is enough to not get them wet, we should place everything neatly (tools toileteries, sleeping bag, ...) with rice and bean carefully packed to avoid the smell to attact bears. Find a safe place for the cooking kit and all the tools ready to use.>securityTrash bags over the holes in the windows and prepare a massive log to block the door from the inside.>>2967565basically this
>>2967565+stop by the camp ground park ranger office and obtain a hunting licence for everything up to dear, if we think they sell them.
>>2967554>Eat Lunch>Explore our surroundings>Load our shotgun with slugs leave at the cabinThings to look for, edible plants, running water, good soil
>>2967573backing this as well, good soil is important
We got a achievement that was to do with the cabin>+1 to rolls including cabin
>>2967565>>2967571>>2967573Give me 1d100+2 (Medium)Last post from me, I'm going to bed. And using the rolls for next updateYou did it anons. You made it to the cabin! The biggest and hardest achievement Manfred made so far. Getting to the cabin was harder than gunning down three people or escaping from the kidnappers.
Rolled 71 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>2967581
