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Eleven years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects. The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to most every corner of the universe now. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across much the civilized universe, as well as your family’s feats in Dreadzone, most everyone now knows the names of your family and what all you can do.

Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 742. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 1,327,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of five, chosen champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, an idol to the other Saiyans and the rest of the PTO, and a household name across the civilized universe.

Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJn
[DRAGON FORCE]: https://pastebin.com/A3nV1kqD
Powerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswN
Archive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+Quest

Quest rules:
>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum
>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins
>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated
>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll
>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled
>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure
>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.
>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down at my discretion
>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts
>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason
>Have fun

Quest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQM

Current Arc: The Gladiators

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ASu2Kl5ZL2w
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>>3052490
Last time, on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

After your first Stand battle with Jotaro and Meloka’s victory over Lord Boros, you’d returned to your ship only to learn of the Lin Kuei plot and Silver’s previous association with the organization, then known as Quicksilver. The next day you again came face-to-face with the Arbiter, setting a date and time for the challenge. Once done you began your training, and two months in had your long-awaited rematch with Boros. After a hard-fought battle you emerged victorious, throwing a celebration on your ship. However, Raven wasn’t in attendance, and upon discovering her in her toom you learned of some of the damage her psyche suffered from the Siege of New Salda. As we rejoin Karn, another familiar face has just arrived on the scene.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkgSOy-S-eU

“I believe I may have a way to help.” Towa says, you both turning to the Demon princess standing between you and the door. Or rather sitting, resting suggestively and floating eye level with you while you’re sitting down.
“You do? I’m in, what do you need me to do?” you ask, undisturbed by her sudden appearance. She’s an ally after all: if it was any other Towa from another timeline, her seal on the back of your hand would be warning you.
“Ohohohoho, of course you’re in.” Towa says, as if there was never a doubt in her mind. “However, yours isn’t the only help I may require...”
“Wait, me?” Raven asks, clearly startled and pointing to herself.
“Of course, you.” Towa says, grinning mischievously at Raven’s obvious discomfort. “Your talents could be the difference between success and failure.”
“I, I don’t-“ she starts, Towa holding up a hand and speaking telepathically to you both.

“I don’t need you to answer right now.” she says calmly. “But if you’re coming along, both of you need to be in the Gravity Chamber in ni-no, ten hours from now. Until then.”

And in a puff of red smoke, Towa vanishes. Raven looks down to her hands a moment, then back up to you. She looks small and vulnerable, especially sitting beside you.

“What should I do?” she asks you.

Well? What’s your advice?
>Come join in this mission with me, it’ll be fun!
>Towa’s gonna do her best to help you, least you can do is help her out in return
>You don’t have to come, but I’d appreciate it if you did
>I won’t tell you what to do, it’s your choice Raven. You’ll have to decide for yourself
>I’d advise you to not go. It being a more difficult mission is fine, if it means the Supreme Kai of Time’s lapdogs won’t start gunning for you too
>I’m not letting you go, it could be too dangerous.
>I’ll take care of this myself, don’t worry about it
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3052494
>>You don’t have to come, but I’d appreciate it if you did
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>>3052494
>I won't force you to come. It's your decision.
>But i want you to know. That woman, Towa... She's a demon. But she's saved mine and meloka's lives multiple times, and she took care of my daughter when i died in another timeline. Even if she's a demon, i think she's a good person. She can probably help you.
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>>3052494
>I won’t tell you what to do, it’s your choice Raven. You’ll have to decide for yourself
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>>3052497
Switching from this ^
>>3052501
To this ^
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Karn may not be able to do everything by himself, but he's got good friends that are willing to help.
It's good to have friends that will help take care of you. i'm sure towa feels the same way
b-baka! i'm just using you, don't get the wrong idea!
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>>3052497
>>3052501
>>3052503
>>3052507
I won’t force you to come plus write in wins it. Interesting, roll me a d100.
DC 25
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3052534
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3052534
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3052534
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>>3052546
There's no kill quite like overkill.
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>>3052537
>>3052539
>>3052546
97/10. Quite a convincing argument, writing.
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sure is ded in here today
i got shit to do as well desu, i'm building new countertops in my kitchen and posting between breaks, shit's tedious
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Oooga booga
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>>3052598
I'm sure it'll pick up in a few hours. Personally I just spent the last 16 hours delivering puppies so this couldn't have started at a better time.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

warming up
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oh shit i just saw it im here baby
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>>3052494
“I won’t force you to come, Raven. It’s your decision.” you say, turning back to the young witch. She looks up to you unsure, but this isn’t a decision you should make for her. You could, but shouldn’t. “You know she’s a demon, and travels through time. But she’s also saved Meloka’s life several times, and even took in my daughter in another timeline where I died against the Covenant. She was with us at the wedding, remember?”
“Uh-huh.” Raven says, nodding along.
“Towa’s been caring for her for years, raising my daughter when I couldn’t.” you say, remembering how happy Future Chaya was the first time she saw you. “Even if she’s a demon, she’s been good to us. If she says she can help you, I’d believe it. She’s never let me down before.”

At this Raven looks down, seemingly contemplating what you said. You rise to your feet, patting her on the shoulder. She looks up, you smiling down at her.

“Don’t worry, we’ll get your power back.” you say, then turning and walking from her room. You walk back to the Mess Hall, the celebration still in full swing. You find Meloka, and catch her up to speed.
“So, Towa needs you and Raven for another?” she asks, you both watching Ubo and Boros arm wrestle. “So when are you going?”
“About ten hours from now.” you tell her telepathically, the exhausted Boros easily overwhelmed by Ubo’s raw power. “We’re meeting her in the Gravity Chamber, and we’ll be leaving from there.”
“Okay sounds good.” Meloka says out loud, kissing you. “You be safe, you hear me?”
“I will.” you say, the two of you enjoying the celebration as the party begins slowing down. Boros returns to his ship, Ubo helping the inebriated pirate lord. You and Meloka go off to bed, you dropping off to sleep almost immediately. Your body is exhausted from the battle, you sleeping dreamlessly. You wake up sore, body stiff from the beating you took yesterday. From your best guess you’re up a little early, you have time before your meeting with Towa.

What will you do?
>Wake just Meloka, spend time together enjoying the quiet
>Wake your family, eat together before you go on this mission
>Go to the Gravity Chamber alone, warm up a bit before your mission
>Go grab a bite by yourself, enjoy a full meal and some quiet
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3052657
>>Other(write in)
Talk with Frieza and Vegeta about this telepathically or in person if you can. They are your lord and king yes, but they are also your friends. You need perspective that isn't from your family or someone worried about upsetting you.
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>>3052657
>>Other(write in)
Wake Chaya, ask if there's anything she wants us to give to Chaya.
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>>3052661
>Chaya, what should I give to Chaya?
>Chaya: @o@
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>>3052661
this
prepare for maximum cute
But, wake meloka and have an early breakfast with her and the kids as well.
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>>3052661
Hah, this.
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>>3052661
Backing, gonna be good.
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>>3052661

dis
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>>3052657
>boros think's he's hot shit
>nobody is strong enough to give him a challenge, he grows bored
>decades pass
>one day these little monkeys show up and shatter his armor, but they go down like all the rest
>later, see the same little monkey dude on TV throwing planet busters like it's nothing
>we have a rematch
>his wife wins by tiring him out
>karn almost fucking kills him but saves his life
>goes to hang out on karn's ship afterwards
>loses an arm wrestling match to some dude he's never heard of
Boros' face when
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>>3052659
>>3052661
>>3052663
>>3052666
>>3052670
>>3052680
>>3052682
Write in wins it. Interesting, writing
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>>3052693
boros will be our vegeta
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>>3052657
You quietly get out of bed and dress, careful to not make enough noise to wake anyone up. You get dressed in one of your trainung suits, and prepare to walk out of the room when suddenly a thought strikes you. You turn to the bed your kids plus Megumin are all sleeping on, grabbing your sleeping daughter in your arms and walking from your room.

“Huh? Daddy?” Chaya asks you groggily as you walk from your room, carrying your daughter with you towards the Gravity Chamber. “Wha’s goin’ onn?”
“Mornin’ kiddo.” you say, smiling at your daughter’s sleepy face. “Sleep good?”
“Mmmmhmmm.” she replies, snuggling into your arms. You walk over to the Gravity Chamber, but before you can open the door you realize it’s currently in use. Extending your senses you feel King Vegeta’s energy, but he isn’t alone. You also sense Emilia Zoldyck. Instead of barging in you focus on Chaya, your daughter yawning in your arms.
“So kiddo, I got a question for you.” you say, Chaya tilting her head and looking curiously up at you. “You remember when you met your older self?”
“Big me?” Chaya asks, eyes lighting up.
“Yeah, big you.” you reply with a chuckle, ruffling Chaya’s hair. “I’m gonna see her again today too, we’re goin’ on a mission. Anything you want me to give her from you?”
“I know!” she says excitedly, wrapping her arms as close to around you as she can. “If I hadn’t seen Daddy that long I’d want a biiiiiig hug!”
“Haha alright, I will.” you tell your daughter, you seeing her eyes suddenly widening. She scrambles out of your arms, screaming about the bathroom. You laugh as she runs away, the door to the Gravity Chamber opening a moment later. Vegeta and Emilia walk out, stopping in surprise as they see you.

“Oh, uhh, Karn. Goo-Good morning.” Vegeta says, stammering a bit.
“Good morning, King Vegeta.” you say, giving him a casual salute. “Getting to work early I see.”
“Y-Yeah.” Emilia says, clearly at a loss for words.

Well?
>So what were you two working on?
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?
>Let them go, get a warmup in before it’s time
>Other(write in)
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>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?
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>>3052815
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?

Let's not go full dad mode just yet.
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>>3052821
>With a knowing smirk
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>>3052815
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?
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>>3052815
>>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?
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>>3052815
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?
>Oh, and good for you. *wink*
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>>3052815
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?

We don’t want to embarrass our old student too much. For now.
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>>3052815
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?
>wink
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>>3052821
>>3052823
>>3052827
>>3052828
>>3052837
>>3052841
>>3052843
>>3052851
I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me? wins it. Writing.
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>>3052855
THEY FUCKIN'
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>>3052865
No way dude she was just showing him how a ninja may be able to hide in unexpected places in and under a bed. Even over or behind.
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>>3052761
Broros isn't some egomaniac, that's Radits in this timeline, and Chaya has dibs on being his Goku.
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>>3052855
Do we knowingly smirk?
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>>3052865
>>3052882
Anyone taking bets on Emilia giving Vegeta a outdoors stealth fucking fetish?
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>>3052815
“Anyways, I’m heading out on a mission with Towa shortly.” you tell him telepathically. “I shouldn’t be long, but could you keep an eye on everything here for me?”
“Of course Karn.” he replies out loud, nodding to you, then telepathically. “Going by yourself?”
“Nah, I’ll have some help.” you reply, Raven walking around the corner. Vegeta’s eyes widen in surprise, looking between the two of you.
“Oh, uhh, hello King Vegeta.” Raven says, nodding down at him. Vegeta returns the gesture, you seeing Emilia looking between you and Raven a moment. She doesn’t say anything however, the two of them leaving the chamber and walking off to. Raven stands around akwardly a moment before gesturing to the door. “Shall we?”
“Yeah, let’s go.” you say, opening the door. You both walk into the room, it sealing behind you both. “So you decided to come along after all?”

“It is a good thing, too.” Towa says, appearing in the center of the room. “Your opponent this time will be quite powerful.”
“Who?” Raven asks, Towa’s assistant Churai appearing. You reach out and grab the machine, grabbing onto Raven with your other hand. As soon as you all are touching you disappear, finding yourself again in an empty waste.
“Greetings, Mistress Towa.” her hulking warrior Mira says, glaring at you and Raven. “No intruders have yet come.”
“Good, keep watch until we’re all through.” Towa says, opening one of her portals and stepping through. Churai remains outside, you stepping through and pulling Raven with you. Stepping through, you find yourself once again in Towa’s lab, face-to-face with someone familiar.

“DADDY!!” Future Chaya shouts, launching herself at you. She grabs you and lifts you off the ground, her strength far surpassing what you were expecting. She’s gotten quite a lot stronger than you remember, her ki even in her base form enormous.
“Hey kiddo.” you say, your daughter setting you down. You return the hug once your arms are free, her looking at you confused but happy. “Gift from little you, she said you’d appreciate it.”
“T-Thanks.” Future Chaya replies, you noticing her eyes have teared up a bit. You’ll have to remember to tell little Chaya what happened.
“Alright, everyone ready to get down to business?” Towa asks, as Churai and Mira come through the portal, Towa sealing it. “Good. Your mission is to capture this mythical artifact.”

With that she hits a button on a handheld remote, you seeing a youngish cloaked humanoid holding an odd spear. You see some sort of aura glowing around it, but can’t see anything particularly special about the weapon.

Well?
>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?
>Don’t you already have a magical spear?
>Who is that?
>Say nothing, don’t interrupt until she’s finished
>Other(write in)
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>>3052963
>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?
>Who is that?
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>>3052963
Say nothing, don’t interrupt until she’s finished
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>>3052963
>>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?
>Who is that?
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>>3052963
Oh fuck yeah, we are looting Plansewalkers.
>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?
>Don’t you already have a magical spear?
>Who is that?
>How strong is the lady using it, or is she only going to be a problem when using the weapon?
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Say nothing, don't interrupt until she's finished
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>>3052963
>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?
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WAIT I KNOW THAT FUCKING CARD
GD you sneaky fucker
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>>3052967
>>3052975
>>3052977
>>3052979
>>3052994
>>3052998
What’s that, and what’s so special about it, and who is that all win it. Writing.
>>3053013
This will certainly be fun
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>>3053023
>>3053013
I don't know anything about this
magic the gathering is gay
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>>3053026
Same
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>>3052963
“Who’s that? And what’s so special about her weapon?” you ask, watching as the young woman on the screen battles against a massive, many-headed beast. Her spear cuts one of the beast’s heads off, the rest roaring in pain and trying to eat her alive. You watch as she fights the uphill battle against the beast, Towa telling you about the woman.
“Her name is Elspeth, and the weapon she wields is called Godsend.” Towa says, you seeing the young woman triumph over the beast and hold her weapon high. “She wields powerful magic, however, she isn’t your opponent.”
“Wait, she isn’t?” Raven asks, Towa changing the scene. You watch as Elspeth and a pale white cat-man face down a strange creature that seems to be made of a starry night’s sky, the woman cutting off it’s hand before stabbing it in the chest. The creature dissolves into light, you watching passively. At their level you should have no pro-

“They did something thought impossible.” Towa says. “They just killed a god.”
“Wait what?” you, Raven, and Future Chaya all ask, surprised. You turn to Towa, and ask, “That thing’s a god?”
“Indeed.” she says, smiling smugly, you watching as the two of them trying to leave the gods’ realm only to encounter another deity. “Although a newborn of their pantheon, Xenagos was still a full-fledged Therosian deity. And that weapon is what allowed her to accomplish that feat. The gods of Theros are as close to true immortality as one is likely to ever see.”

You watch as the god, Heliod as Towa calls him, takes the spear from Elspeth and stabs her with her own weapon. You watch as the deity then breaks the weapon over his knee, the cat-man dragged off by others of his kind and prevented from saving the girl. You watch as she dies there, abandoned. What an awful fate.

“So your mission, Karn and Raven, will be to retrieve the weapon Godsend.” Towa says, Mira and Churai handing each of you a specialty uniform. Yours is the one you’d worn before, repaired after the damage it had taken. You begin undressing there, Raven conjuring her dark shadow raven around herself to keep anyone from watching. “I will send you directly to the entrance to Nyx, as entrance to Nyx is only possible through the portal. Chaya and Mira will hold the Time Patrol back, keeping them from interfering. Any questions?”

Well?
>Nope, let’s go!
>Raven, you sure you want to go through with this?
>Do you want us to bring her with us as well, or just the weapon?
>Anything else we need to know before going in?
>Other(write in)
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>>3053213
>>Anything else we need to know before going in?
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>>3053213
>Do you want us to bring her with us as well, or just the weapon?
>Anything else we need to know before going in?
>Any suggested methods for dealing with our opponents? You probably know more about their abilities than we do.
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>>3053213
>Raven, you sure you want to go through with this?
>Do you want us to bring her with us as well, or just the weapon?
>Can I keep this outfit?
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>>3053213
>Do you want us to bring her with us as well, or just the weapon?
>Anything else we need to know before going in?
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>>3053213
>Can we rescue Elspeth and warn her about what's going to happen, or are we soley going for the spear?
>>3053225
>>3053224
and these
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>>3053222
>>3053224
>>3053225
>>3053230
>>3053257
Anything else we need to know before going in, and do you want us to bring her with us or just the weapon? wins it. Writing.
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Gonna be awhile, next update another hourish before done.
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>>3053415
Whatche doin'?
tfw i will finally have a flat surface to prepare food on instead of that warped-ass 80 year old vinyl countertop
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>>3053466
Fixing food for older brother’s birthday supper
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>>3053529
needs more pepper big boi
you gotta coat that shit two inches thick
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Next post in ~10 minutes, sorry for the delays.
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>>3053213
Any questions? Well, you have a few. But knowing Towa’s impatience you keep it short, only asking the most important questions.

“I have a few.” you say, the demon princess raising an eyebrow at you. You take that as an ok, continuing. “Do you want us to bring her back with us, or just the weapon? And is there anything else we should know before going in?”
“No, leave the Planeswalker.” Towa says, eyes narrowing. “She’s highly competent, but wouldn’t join our side. And I’m sure you’ve already realized it, but they’re all competent magic wielders. This is where you’ll come in, Raven. The gods of Theros are quite powerful. You’ll have to help protect Karn from magical attacks, since those gods are made of magic.”
“Wait, they are magic?” you ask, Towa nodding.
“And that is why you wanted me here, to protect him.” Raven says, Towa nodding to your young ally.
“If there are no further questions, it’s time for you all to go.” Towa says, Churai walking out in front of Towa and holding out her hands as you and Raven both put on the specialty scouters. “Secure the weapon, then once you’ve escaped from Nyx hand the spear off to Churai. She’ll make sure it gets safely back here. Good luck everyone, I’ll be observing from here in case something goes wrong.”
“Yes!! I hope he shows up again!” Future Chaya says, giddy with excitement. “I’ve gotten so much stronger than last time, I hope he has too!”
“He?” Raven asks, confused. “He who?”
“Ace.” you say to her. “He’s one of the Time Patrollers usually sent to stop her. But my daughter here’s wiped the floor with him the last what, two fights?”
“Three.” your future daughter says proudly, then is interrupted by Churai.
“It’s time.” the android says, and suddenly you’re not in the lab anymore. You blink a few times in the sudden sunlight, looking around. You find yourself at a temple built on the edge of a waterfall, looking over you can’t see the bottom. “We’re here.”

And with that, Churai vanishes. You see the temple proper behind you and a massive ocean before you, you and Raven turning towards the temple. But before you can take more than a couple steps, you hear an odd noise behind you. Turning and looking back, you see Ace, Puddin, Trunks, and Hyoka all appear in a flash of light.

“We won’t let you disrupt time anymore!” Trunks shouts, Ascending in a burst of sparks. Mira flares his demonic aura as your future daughter transforms, her power exploding as she goes Primal. Hyoka and Ace flare their red auras, you no longer able to sense Ace as Hyoka shouts “Kaio-Ken x10!” This will be one hell of a battle.

Well?
>Activate your demonic seal, help Future Chaya and Mira against the Time Patrollers
>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal
>Send Raven ahead, you don’t want to miss seeing this
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
Extra vote time for long-delayed update
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>>3053604
>Activate your demonic seal, help Future Chaya and Mira against the Time Patrollers

THE BOY HAS BEEN SPOTTED
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>>3053604
>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal
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>>3053604
>>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal.
>>Other: Telepathy to our daughter to kick ace's ass.
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>>3053604
>"BOI! SIT. DOWN. NOW."
>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal
>Dad glare.
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>>3053604
>ascend, activate the timebreaker seal
>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal
>Other: Telepathy to our daughter to kick ace's ass.
>shoot a couple scatter death beams at the enemy to keep them busy while we're bugging out
let's keep this short and simple boys, in and out
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>>3053604
>>3053627
And this too>>3053620
Daddy's girl needs her cheer!
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>>3053604
>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal
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>>3053616
Were you not listening to towa's briefing?
our job is to get the spear, not to fight the boy. chaya and mira's job is to keep the jobbers busy while we do ours.
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>>3053604
>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal
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Death beam Trunk's Brain and throat so he can't heal, then take Raven to the temple
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>>3053604
>Pop demon seal and throw an energy bomb at Trunks
>Immediately take Raven and run for the temple, telepathically tell Chaya good luck
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Rolled 54, 16, 100, 98, 34, 72, 11, 18, 80, 76, 20, 95 = 674 (12d100)

>>3053616
>>3053619
>>3053620
>>3053627
>>3053630
>>3053631
>>3053636
>>3053661
>>3053664
>>3053670
Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal, as well as some of the more similar write ins win it. Roll me a 3d100
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Rolled 1, 13, 43 = 57 (3d100)

>>3053695
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Rolled 48, 49, 35 = 132 (3d100)

>>3053695
>>
If we attack THE BOY, let's make sure he can't heal: make the ki cauterize the wound (I'm not sure if senzu beans can heal scar tissue, but we can try)
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Rolled 46, 96, 61 = 203 (3d100)

>>3053695
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God fucking damnit, WE DO NOT JOB TO THE BOI!
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Rolled 10, 40, 78 = 128 (3d100)

>>3053695
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>>3053695
Who the hell got that crit?
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>>3053699
>>3053700
>>3053715
1/100, 96/100, 61/100. Now THAT’S an odd mix of rolls. Writing.
>>3053730
You’ll see.
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>>3053730
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>Trunks actually passed a roll
HE HAS BECOME WORTHY OF BERSERKER
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>>3053763
>He thinks that was trunks
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When Ace goes ssjg de should get a taste of that sweet god ki
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>>3053741
You enjoy it a little when things go wrong, don't ya?
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*we
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>>3053795
the people
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>>3053604
Despite how much you want to stick around and watch this, now’s not the time. You have a job to do. However, that doesn’t stop you from cheering your daughter on.

“Go Chaya, kick his ass!” you shout, pumping a fist. She explodes off the temple ground at Ace, the two crashing into each other. However, in the moment you took your eyes off Trunks he charges right at you, drawing his sword. You see him closing in, there’s no time to dodge! He’s going to kill you!
“Move!!” Mira shouts, shouldering you aside and firing a wave of ki up into Trunks, blasting him back. Mira’s attack sends Trunks crashing hard into Hyoka, knocking them both back. “Stop gawking and do your jo-!”

He’s interrupted by a pair of stretchy grey arms wrapping around him, Puddin quickly pulling herself to him and slamming her feet into his face. She sends him flying, then turns to you both. You tense up, but the enigmatic creature only winks at you and then pursues Mira.

“C’mon, we gotta go.” Raven says, using her power to lift you to your feet. You nod in appreciation, the two of you running inside the temple. You run together inside, the darkness of the building quickly enveloping you both. You transform into a Super Saiyan, yet your golden aura’s glow only illuminates maybe a foot or two from you.
“What the hell?” you mutter, confused.
“Why do you seek passage to the realm of the Gods?” a deep, powerful voice asks, seemingly coming from everywhere at once.
“I’m here for the spear.” you say, the voice sighing out. “
“That weapon has thrown the Gods into turmoil.” the voice says, you getting back-to-back with Raven, hoping to see anything trying to attack you. You hear Raven gasp, you turning ready to confront whatever it is. Yet you feel insignificant before the creature before you, making even your full-power Dragon Force seem minuscule in comparison. The starry, shadowed form has four arms, gazing down at the two of you from an impossible height. “Why do you seek it?”
“I don’t want it.” you say. “I’m getting it for a friend.”
“For your loyalty you would travel dimensions, and confront the Gods.” it says, seemingly pondering. “Very well, you both may enter. Purphoros and Heliod close with the outworlders battling the false god as we speak,l. If either brother gains posession of the weapon, it could permanently upset the balance. Go, warrior, and take that cursed blade from this world once more.”

“Thank you.” you say, feeling compelled to give a Saiyan salute to the starry creature. Yet you and Raven both yelp in surprise as you’re suddenly enveloped by the deity, transported to another world.
cont
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>>3053937
Fukken Puddin....what would happen if we offer up our Cooler to her as a fucktoy?
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>>3053953
What would happen if we fucked Puddin?
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>>3053937
Looking around, you see that you’re now in a different world. Everywhere you look is starry sky, as if seen from the ground. Odd humanoids, what would be shadow is instead also made of the starry night sky, all running towards the sounds of battle. Looking towards the noise you see two tiny figures standing atop a small mountain, facing the deity from the visions Towa showed you as dozens upon dozens of the smaller starry creatures rush towards the battle.

“There they are.” Raven says, focusing on the distant battle. “So, what should we do? Should... Should we help them?”

Well?
>Rush in and help them, see what a god is made of
>Rush in and attack them, help the god crush them then take the spear
>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand
>Attack some of the lessers, see what they can do before you confront one of the gods
>Look around for Heliod, try and waylay him before he can attack Elspeth
>Other(write in)
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>>3053960
>What would happen if Puddin fucked us
We are happily married and would only consider our demonic neet. Though if Puddin wanted it there really is nothing we could to stop her.
>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand
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>>3053974
>>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand
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>>3053974
>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand
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>>3053974

>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand
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>>3053974
>>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand
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>>3053974
>>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand
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>>3053976
>>3053980
>>3053983
>>3053996
>>3054003
>>3054016
Stay back and watch at first wins it. Roll me a 1d2, most common result wins
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3054056
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3054056
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3054056
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>3054056
I reject both one and two!
It is the era of THREE!
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>>3054060
>>3054063
>>3054067
.......what.....the......absolute....fuuuuuuuck
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>>3054070
Nevermind this>>3054060
>>3054063
>>3054067
Just thought we rolled nat 1s for a fight.
>>3054069
Nice call
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3054056
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>>3054060
>>3054063
>>3054067
Path one wins it. Writi-
>>3054069
You know what? Fuck it, why not? :^)
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>>3054077
AH YES, THE GOD KILLS THEM AND CLAIMS THE GOD SLAYING WEAPON
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>>3054093
>hard mode has been engaged

There can be no other way.
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>>3053974
“Let’s sit back and watch at first.” you say, sitting on the temple’s stone floor and leaning back against one of the columns, watching the battle. Raven follows your lead, sitting beside you and observing. As the battle progresses you quickly learn what the two of them can do, as well as the creatures that call this realm home. Elspeth summons humanoid soldiers to her side to hold back the tide of lessers while she battles the God directly, the cat-man bolstering both her and her soldiers’ strength. The lesser creatures that inhabit this world are barely a threat to the cat-man and the conjured soldiers, yet the most surprising fact is they’re real. You can sense the ki of Elspeth, the cat-man, and even the conjured warriors. However the creatures native to this world seem to have no ki, you unable to sense them at all. But Raven seems able to sense their powers.

“Trespassers, you don’t belong here!!” a voice booms out from above you. Before you can react Raven activates her shield, everything outside consumed by a flash of light. Looking up you see another of the massive starry deities, a bearded man holding a bolt of lightning. He glares down angrily at you, Raven keeping her shield up. And thankfully she does, as another massive blow slams into her shield. And unlike the lightningbolt, this attack smashes her shield. You grab her at the last second, pulling her out of the way from a massive axe blade that slams down into the ground. Looking up you see a massive starry minotaur, wielding a mighty war axe. It bellows wordlessly at you, the other deity gathering more lightning into it’s hands.

“D-Dammit!” you mutter, looking back and forth between the two gods. You feel confident in yours and Raven’s ability to defeat either one of them, but both at once? You need a plan.
“Mogis?” the bearded one asks, the minotaur bellowing in challenge at the other God as well. “Do not challenge me.”
“Get out of my way Keranos!” the Mogis creature roars, brandishing his axe at his fellow God. “Or I’ll kill you first!”

Well?
>You can’t take them both, retreat towards Elspeth and fight all together
>Let them fight it out, sneak away to another spot to observe the battles
>Rush and attack Keranos
>Rush and attack Mogis
>Defend, see what they both can do
>Dual Energy Wave, blast them both back
>Have Raven shield herself, try and use Red Dawn to blow them both away
>Activate Dragon Force, attack Mogis
>Activate Dragon Force, attack Keranos
>Go Berserk and rampage, have Raven watch over the portal back
>Other(write in)
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>>3054208
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>>3054208
>get the minotaur involved in the battle, lure him over to the others and use his own attacks against the other two
>try to blind the woman, then try to snatch the spear away by cutting at her wrists with ki blades
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>>3054208
>Let them fight it out, sneak away to another spot to observe the battles
>Start cutting our way through the adds in the fight while Raven hides with our energy blades
>Try and not hit the people fighting with the target to kill the god.
>Sneak close to them.
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>>3054208
>You can’t take them both, retreat towards Elspeth and fight all together
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>>3054227
>>3054228
>>3054238
Well that’s a widely diverse vote set, I’m leaving the vote open an extra ten minutes. If it’s still tied after that I’ll roll for tiebreaker.
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>>3054279
i'll change to
>fight alongside the spear woman

i assume elspeth is her name, but i also don't remember because i'm real goddamn tired.
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>>3054279
We are retreating from these two god things regardless.
>>3054238
>>3054228
and this could be our way to get over too them. We don't want to fly right now.
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>>3054227
>get the minotaur involved in the battle, lure him over to the others and use his own attacks against the other two
>try to blind the woman, then try to snatch the spear away by cutting at her wrists with ki blades

seconding
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>>3054292
alright, well, here's the thing...
I'm a little out of it right now due to fatigue, but here's the two ways i see it going down at the moment.

1. we get mr.minotaur and fake zeus to start friendly firing, then cut up spear lady and skedaddle with the goods amidst the clusterfuck
2. we let mr.minotaur and fake zeus fight it out, then assist spear lady in killing cat dude and ask her to give us the spear afterwards, and then fight her for it if she doesn't

either's fine with me
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>>3054299
I was thinking the first, cause as much confusion as possible and snag the spear.
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>>3054306
Alright, let's go with that then.
i'll switch BACK to >>3054227 then
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Rolled 15, 30, 71, 8, 46, 97, 25, 19, 39, 83 = 433 (10d100)

>>3054227
>>3054228
>>3054238
>>3054285
>>3054291
>>3054292
>>3054307
Alright, so best I can figure is leaving Mogis and Keranos to their squabble, and getting over towards Elspeth and the cat-man wins it. Alright, roll me a 2d100.
First DC 45
Second DC 60
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Rolled 92, 87 = 179 (2d100)

>>3054312
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Rolled 29, 9 = 38 (2d100)

>>3054312
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Rolled 25, 91 = 116 (2d100)

>>3054312
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>>3054317
>>3054319
Well fuck yes, that is an excellent combo of numbers. Well except the middle guy, kinda slacking.
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Rolled 29, 52 = 81 (2d100)

>>3054312
No, the idea was getting those two's attention, then baiting them into the middle of the fight with the other two, turning it into a clusterfuck in which we could steal the girl's spear, but whatever.
Sorry if i made that difficult to understand.
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>>3054317
>>3054318
>>3054319
92/100, 91/100. Impressive. Writing.
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>>3054323
Eh, that's a dumb convoluted plan anyways. This is better>>3054312
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>>3054208
Either one you could fight, but the both of them? You aren’t sure you could defeat the two of them, but right now that isn’t your goal. Your goal is the weapon Elspeth wields, not defeating these beings. With the colossal beings trading insults above you both, forgetting the two of you for the moment, you take the opening and sneak away. Neither notices your timely retreat, the two quickly coming to blows. The starry ground beneath you trembles as Mogis’s mighty axe slams into the ground, nearly taking both your and Raven’s balance. For a moment you turn, watching the axe-wielding minotaur chasing the bearded storm god further and further from the portal. Turning back to the task at hand, you and Raven join in the flow of creatures swarming the mountain. But before you’re more than even halfway up, you watch as Elspeth sprouts golden wings, flying into the air. With a mighty yell she drops, impaling the giant god square in it’s chest. You watch as Xenagos dies, consumed by a brilliant golden light. As the deity dies, the rest of the swarming lessers quit their charge, seeming to lose the drive to attack. You watch on as the cat-man catches Elspeth, careful to avoid her spear’s blade. They both drop to the ground, panting in exhaustion. It seems their battle is over.

However, remembering what happens next you continue moving towards the duo. You and Raven make your way through the crowd, you focused on their ki to keep them from evading you. It only takes the two of you a minute, the crowd of lesser beings quickly dispersing. You come face to face with the duo, and despite their exhaustion they quickly rise up to their feet, prepared for battle. She summons a trio of her soldiers, the cat-man glowing with what you assume to be magical energy. Raven responds by gathering her magical energy as well, glowing with her own dark, demonic energy.

“Ajani, are these friends of yours?” Elspeth asks, the cat creature shaking his head.
“Who are you two?” Ajani asks, baring his odd weapon at you. “Friend? Or foe?”

Well?
>Friend, I’m here to help
>Just hand over the spear, Elspeth, and we’ll leave you both in peace
>Come with us if you both want to leave here alive
>We’re here for Godsend(Attack)
>Other(write in)
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>>3054424
>Neutral, we're here to remove that spear from this world.
>Ascend, release timebreaker seal, launch a scatter of ki blasts at her and then rush in with ki blades, aiming for her arms
>Attempt to cut her arms, then steal the spear when her grip loosens
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>>3054424
>>Just hand over the spear, Elspeth, and we’ll leave you both in peace
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>>3054424
>Come with us if you both want to leave here alive
>Neutral
>"And in dire need of that spear. Not for this realm before you ask."
>>3054434
Don't act like a BOI
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>>3054424
>>Just hand over the spear, Elspeth, and we’ll leave you both in peace
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>>3054424
>Just hand over the spear, Elspeth, and we’ll leave you both in peace

I doubt she'll just give it up but it doesn't hurt to ask.
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>>3054424
>>3054446
>>3054442
>>3054438
>>3054436
Wait, idea.
>"Neutral third party looking for that spear for our own god problems."
>"Originally going to wait and snatch it from that lightning bolt throwing god thing, after he kills you."
>"Everyone here is about to betray you two for doing your job."
And the grand finish.
>"Come with me if you want to live."
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>>3054454
I like it
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>>3054454
I can live with this.
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Rolled 70, 88, 31, 97, 53, 26, 44, 88 = 497 (8d100)

>>3054434
>>3054436
>>3054438
>>3054442
>>3054446
>>3054454
>>3054469
>>3054479
Taking the write in, roll me a 2d100.
First DC 70
Second DC 60
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Rolled 41, 14 = 55 (2d100)

>>3054483
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Rolled 61, 28 = 89 (2d100)

>>3054483
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Rolled 80, 99 = 179 (2d100)

>>3054483
redemption
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>>3054485
God damnit, i refuse to loose to the BOI at this job
>>3054484
SOMEONE HALP!
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>>3054486
holy fuck
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>>3054486
Grand Supreme Kai bless you
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>>3054486
BOI CAN CHOKE ON IT! WE GOT PLANESWALKERS MOTHERFUCKERS!
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>>3054484
>>3054485
>>3054486
80/100, 99/100, special success, writing.
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>>3054498
AAAAWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>3054498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5JJ3ogJ574
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we can even kick the BOIs ass at social. when will her lern not to mess with Karn
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>>3054424
“We’re not with anyone you’re probably familiar with.” you tell them, putting your hands up in a sign of nonaggression. “We’re with a neutral party, seeking your spear for God problems of our own. I won’t lie, I’d originally planned on waiting until Heliod killed you with your own weapon and snatching it from him before he broke it, but I-“
“Wait, what?” Elspeth asks, stunned. “He... He what?”
“I’m from the future, and I’m here to get the two of you out of here.” you say, holding out a hand. “Come with us if you want to live. Or stay here and let Heliod kill you, your choice.”
“How would you know this?” Ajani asks you, a suspicious glare on his face. “Unless you were another assassin sent by Bolas to stop us.”
“The fuck’s a Bolas?” you ask, confused. “No, we’re with Towa. But I’ve had a bit of a change of heart, after watching your fighting Elspeth. It’d be a shame to kill you over a weapon, no matter how powerful it is. Now c’mon, stick with us. We’ll get you out of here.”

With that you hold a hand out, Ajani and Elspeth looking between each other a moment. They then nod to each other, Elspeth taking your hand.

“Lead the way.” she says, her grip surprisingly strong despite her powerlevel being not very impressive. You nod to her, the now four of you facing back the way you came.
“Heliod will catch us right by the portal.” you say, taking point and leading you all back. “That’s where we need to make our stand. Whatever he does, whatever he says, do NOT give him your weapon, understand?”
“Of course.” she replies, gripping her weapon tighter. “But we’ll need a plan.”
“With that I agree.” Ajani says, the giant cat-man casually keeping pace with you all easily despite his exhaustion. “Elspeth and I are too weakened from our fight with Xenagos to be able to fight Heliod as well. Our mana is almost completely depleted, and once one of the Gods comes under attack the lesser will again attempt to destroy us.”

“Conspiring to kill your God?” a booming voice calls out as you approach the portal. You see Heliod, the deity towering far above the four of you and wielding his own massive spear. “That’s heresy, mortals. A sin punishable by death!”

As he proclaims this he begins glowing white-hot, the four of you shielding your faces from that burning heat. After a moment the glow fades somewhat, the God and his golden spear both glowing with white light.

Well? What shall you do?
>Rush and attack
>Energy Blade and rush
>Super Energy Blade and rush
>Rush and Defend, draw his fire
>Evade and counterattack
>Energy Javelin, take his knees out
>Death Beam his eyes, blind him
>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, try and end him
>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath
>Go Berserk, show this god true power!
>Other(write in)
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>>3054585
>>Death Beam his eyes, blind him
Fuck yeah.
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>>3054585
>Go Berserk, show this god true power!

I'm not super confident of our chances of taking him down with going all out, and we've at least got a modicum of control over it now.
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>>3054585
>Go Berserk, show this god true power!

The one thing a god can't truly defeat, ANOTHER GOD.
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>>3054587
dis
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>>3054585
>Go Berserk, show this god true power!
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inb4 dice fuck us on legendary
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>>3054585
>>Go Berserk, show this god true power!
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>>3054595
If the dice fuck us the dice will fuck us no matter what we do. May as well do it fabulously. Besides, if we get fucked while going Berserk it likely just means we lose control, which is better then what happens if we get fucked while not going Berserk. Probably we get speared like a fish by Heliod.
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>>3054585
>>Go Berserk, show this god true power!
Just remember, kitty cat friend.
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>>3054587
>>3054589
>>3054590
>>3054591
>>3054592
>>3054596
>>3054608
Go Berserk, show this god true power! wins it. This will be the last update for tonight, writing.
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>>3054625

no control roll?

thats either good, or VERY bad
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>>3054625
I couldn't vote because captcha was being a bitch. but here goes.
>>3054585
>"I've fought a god, your just some punk with a glowing stick."
>Go Berserk Activated Demon Seal, show this god true power!
>Cockslap him.
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Whew man this is going to be sick.
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>>3054631
There is no control roll, there is only puny god.
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>>3054585
“Raven, shield them.” you say, popping your knuckles.
“Wait, are you gonna-?” she asks, you nodding once without looking back. “You two stay close to me! Now!”
“What is this?” Heliod asks, looking down his nose at you. “You mean to face me on your own? You impertinent child! I shall show you true divine retribution!”
“You will try.” you say, bracing yourself. You cross your arms before your face, and with a piercing howl you throw your head back, tapping into that boundless rage.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9KRlepuxQW8

“GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, your power exploding out around you as you feel your body begin transforming. Your flesh rips and tears as you tear free of your weak body, your massive form breaking free to rampage once again. You roar out into this starry world, the entire realm trembling as your overwhelming power is unleashed!
“Wh-Wha... Who are you?!” it asks, taking a step back fearfully. “What are you!!”
“I am the one who’s gonna destroy you!” you roar, the god firing a beam of light from his spear directly into your face. It snaps your neck back, you hearing someone calling your name. But that doesn’t matter right now.
“Hahahahaha, is that all you’ve got?!” you taunt, leaning your head back forward and flaring your green aura out all around you. “And you call yourself a god? I will show you true power!!”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 66 paused-
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>>3054704
Oh baby, time to smack us a god
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>Mfw when we don't deliver a 'If your a God then I'm The Devil' line.
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>>3054704
And that’s it for tonight, everyone having fun so far? Ready to test your power against a god? Wondering how the battle outside is going, and which side is winning? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest! We’ll resume at 11am EST, around 8 hours from now.
>>3054711
It will be a titanic showdown.
>>3054712
We’ll see what happens next.
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>>3054720
Yeah I'm looking forwards to it. You know, since I don't think Future! Karn ever used Beserk, I wonder what Future Chaya! thinks of it.

Also does Trunks need a new pair of pants since Karn just went Rage Mode?
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>>3054712
I just want to deliver the "My power is MAXIMUMER!" line.
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>>3054731

i think the boy just shat himself at FTL velocities.
now some poor sod somwhere is going to get hit my warp speed shit
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>>3054704
Ohhhhh, Old Sun god is about to get a shining green space monkey dick to the head.
>>3054712
This, or even, "If you are god, then that makes you my bitch."
>>3054720
let us bask in his entrails, for they are the huge sparkly
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>>3054720
Karn the Conqueror is now Karn the God Slayer
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>>3054731
Good question.
Trunks isn’t aware that’s happened yet.
>>3054737
>>3054738
Kek.
>>3054739
He’s certainly not ready.
>>3054745
Not yet.
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>>3054749
So what's Theros' reaction to the first Super Saiyan appearing in their world? Hell, what's Ajani and Elspeth think?
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>>3054755
As far as the citizens of Theros, those that watch for the gods in the night sky knew something was going on. However, you going Berserk has changed the rules. They could feel their entire plane of existance shake under your power, as Nyx and Theros are intertwined. Going Berserk in Nyx literally rocked their entire reality.
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>>3054783
Eyyy, Karn rocking peoples worlds with just the GIRTH of his "power"
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Are we going to exit this timeline and be worshiped as an literal Devil?
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>>3054783
What about Ajani and Elsepth? Are they at "That's so cool, but he's so dumb" yet?

>>3054788
Theros has never had to handle anything near Karn's girth.
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>>3054712
>wanting to say that line out of earshot of Broly
>not wanting to see our son nodding in approval of our delivery

This god is a mook anyway. A mook god. A god of mooks. I say we'll be back in time for tea at this rate.

>>3054738
I like the idea the right now Chronoa is doing a massive spit-take and Trunks is literally retreating back to the time nest just straight up ditching Ace and Hyoka. His mind has entered full preservation mode and he is no longer consciously making decisions. He just knows he must escape.

What a disappointment.
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YOU ARE HUGE, SO YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS. YOU ARE ALSO SPARKLY, SO GUTTING YOU WILL BE BEAUTIFUL, LIKE A SHOWER
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>>3054704
>go to bed before the last post of the night
>wake up to this
>mfw

but why
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>>3054990
Also, just to note...
i don't think we've popped the timebreaker seal yet, have we?
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>>3054995
I kinda want to try doing this without the time breaker seal. See if we can style all over him, and pop it if we're about to die.
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>>3055009
Yeah, that seems like a really dumb idea.
What'll you say to meloka and our children from the afterlife?

sorry babe, i wanted to style all over him but my rolls were too low
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>>3055012
>Yeah, that seems like a really dumb idea.
No, it seems like a Saiyan idea.
Also if Karn dies we just play Chaya, maybe one day she'll find some sort of Lizard Spheres that can bring her dad back to life so she can call him a dumbass.
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>>3054783
While Karn’s big green monster is indeed very maximum, should we be more careful with trying to confront deities in the future? DBZ gods and other gods might rate on the power scale, but are there other deities that might be too far removed from reality or too high level to be harmed by just powering up a lot?
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>>3054790
>What about Ajani and Elsepth? Are they at "That's so cool, but he's so dumb" yet?
No they’re still too shocked as Raven explains what’s happening.
>>3054990
>but why
Because that’s what was voted for
>>3054995
Nope
>>3055049
Probably. You may have big power, but they’re still immortals.
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>>3055051
And we have DRAGONFORCE, immortal wont cut it.
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>>3054704
“Im-Impossible!” the deity says, taking another couple steps back. “No mortal can withstand the power of a God.”
“One of you so-called gods has fallen already.” you say, cracking your neck. “Let’s add one more to the corpse pile!”

But before you could attack, suddenly your entire body is bound! You never felt it coming, but you see that you’re wrapped in what looks like some kind of whip. You look back at the peon who’d dare, you feeling your power dropping as you see another so-called god. This one looks like a corpse already, but you can sense something ominous. Whatever that thing is, it means trouble. And you do NOT want to be trapped in it’s clutches.

“RRRRAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, your aura blasting out in all directions. You blast the whip holding you away, the being pulling it back to itself
“Erebos? You came?” Heliod asks, confused and relieved.
“This outsider must be silenced.” this ‘Erebos’ says, his voice like the wind through a graveyard, moving to stand beside it’s fellow god. “He is upsetting the balance, everything could come undone.”
“Now this is more like it!!” you shout, feeling your power climbing by the second. You’re ready to beat these assholes until there’s nothing left of them!

What will you do?
>Rush and attack, smash them both
>Rush and attack, focus down Erebos
>Rush and attack, focus on Heliod
>Energy Waves and Scattershots, see how durable these gods are
>Red Dawn
>Event Horizon
>[DRAGON FORCE]?
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3055065
>[DRAGON FORCE]?
>Double Event Horizon.
What is subtly and is it tasty?
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>>3055067
This
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>>3055065
>[DRAGON FORCE]?
>Double Event Horizon.
>IF YOU'RE A GOD THEN I'M THE DEVIL
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>>3055065
>[DRAGON FORCE]
>Double Event Horizon

They're no breaks on this train
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>>3055071
>>3055067
>>3055065
Also throwing my vote for cheesiest one liner. This one, if nothing better pops up.
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>>3055067
>>3055070
>>3055071
>>3055073
If you try for Dragon Force that’ll be it: it cannot be combined with another option at this time
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>>3055077
Huh....I'm in, lets see what this shit does to two, big, fugly targets, and no one we care about nearby or running away fast.
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>>3055077
>3055073
Alright, just Dragon Force it is.
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>>3055067
>>3055070
>>3055071
>>3055073
>>3055074
>>3055082
>>3055087
Dragon Force wins it. Let’s see if you can focus enough through the rage to pull this off, roll me a d100.
DC 70
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3055109
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>>3055065
>Double Event Horizon.

Don't want to risk [DRAGON FORCE] right now. It's supposedly even harder to control in this form, and it'll make us far more vulnerable to their attacks. Not worth the risk, until we've got more training with it.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3055109
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>>3055109
go
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3055109
MAX POWER

MAX POWER
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3055109
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>>3055115
NICE
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>>3055114
the fuck?
>>3055115
POWER IS MAXIMUMER!
>>3055111
too late for greatness.
>>3055116
Also holy shit that timestamp
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>>3055115
Noice
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>>3055115
MAXIMUM
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>>3055110
>>3055112
>>3055115
93/100. Impressive clutch! Writing.
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>>3055065
You want, no, you need to attack! Your rage is building by the moment, you need to unleash it! But you have an idea. Focusing your mind is a titanic struggle, yet you prevail: with a mighty roar you again unleash your Stand. [DRAGON FORCE] roars as you unleash it, voice much deeper than usual. Looking at ‘your’ hands you see you’re now within the Stand, it looking far different than usual. Unlike usual, your Berserk Stand has powerful arms, your form as tall as the two gods before you. You both roar in unison at them, the two recoiling.

“This is incredible.” you think to yourself, clenching and unclenching your massive four-fingered left hand. But before you can do anything else the god’s whip wraps around your massive arm, it trying to pull you to it. Adorable. You unleash a booming laugh as the creature tries in vain to move you, you then grabbing onto it’s whip and pulling. The helpless god is pulled from it’s feet and sent flying at you, you slamming a massive fist into it’s face and sending it crashing to the ground. It hits hard enough to bounce, you following up with another massive punch that sends him crashing into his compatriot, both crashing to the starry floor.

“Haaa haaaa haaa!” your Stand roars out on it’s own, amusement clear in it’s deep, booming voice. “Puny gods!”
“Karn, can you hear me?” Raven asks you telepathically. You turn, seeing her and the two others. Your Stand clenches it’s fists, preparing to smash them. It takes everything you’ve got to turn, focusing back on the gods as they rise back to their feet.
“This thing’s hard to control.” you telepathically reply, keeping [DRAGON FORCE]’s attention focused on the two gods as best you can. “Stay back.”
“R-Right.” she replies, her mind withdrawing from yours.
“Impossible!” the white glowing god says, pointing his spear at you. “No mortal should have this much power!”

It is afraid. This causes both you and your Stand to laugh, it’s booming voice echoing throughout the starry world.

What now?
>Rush and attack them both
>Rush and focus on Erebos
>Rush and focus on Heliod
>Try and fire an Energy Wave?
>Try and use Energy Blade?
>Try to throw an Energy Bomb?
>Super Explosive Wave?
>Other(write in)
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>>3055215
Aw fuck yeah, we Porunga now.

>Try and throw and Energy Javelin?

Wanna see what we get.
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>>3055222
Or maybe

>Try and fire an Energy Javelin Barrage?

Yeah, let's go with that.
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>>3055215
>ENERGY BLADES! I NEED ENERGY BLADES! CUT THOSE TWO TO SHREDS! (dual super energy blades)

And if that doesn't get the vote, i'll go with the ol' rapidfire energy javelin barrage. >>3055232
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>>3055215
>>Try and use Energy Blade?
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>>3055222
>>Try and throw and Energy Javelin?
Supporting.
>>
Everyone is so fucking excited to use anything and everything it's actually kinda cute, like kids on Christmas
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>Try to throw an Energy Bomb?
I WANT TO ERASE THEM
I WILL MAKE THEM UN-REAL
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>>3055245
What if you make them double real?
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You guys think these Gods have any ways to damage a Stand, btw?
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>>3055249
then it's a double negative and they would implode or turn into a black hole. one or the other
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>>3055252
We’ll see, won’t we?
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Rolled 88, 49, 64, 8, 91, 35, 16, 65, 29, 60, 67, 10 = 582 (12d100)

>>3055222
>>3055232
>>3055237
>>3055240
>>3055242
>>3055245
Try Energy Blade/Energy Javelin wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC 70
Second DC 30
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Rolled 81, 79, 45 = 205 (3d100)

>>3055296
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Rolled 17, 10, 1 = 28 (3d100)

>>3055296
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Rolled 29, 22, 71 = 122 (3d100)

>>3055296
REEEEEE
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>>3055300
You have failed us.
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>>3055300
Oh god I hope the DC on that last roll was a 70 or less or we're in trouble.
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>>3055299
>>3055300
>>3055304
81/100, 79/100, 71/100. Karn’s clearly got this, writing.
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>>3055316
Phew, glad we made the DC on that last one.
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>>3055300
YOU WILL DESTROY ALL OF US! NNNOO-

>>3055316
Oh never mind. Phew, that was a close one.
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>>3055316
Local monkey confuses an entire fucking existence by beating its gods and getting worshiped.
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>>3055332
>We come back a few years later to giant statues of Berserk [DRAGON FORCE] being built and worshiped

Then again, they probably just think we're a weird looking dragon or something. Bolas is gonna be confused as fuck, at least.
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>>3055332
>Whips giant glowing cock out while fighting, by accident
Oops, there go the mountains.
>>3055348
Heh, "WHERE DID ONE OF MY KIN COME FROM?!"
Followed by, "And why is he so jacked?"
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>>3055353
>Heh, "WHERE DID ONE OF MY KIN COME FROM?!" Followed by, "And why is he so jacked?"
WHAT KIND OF JUICE DOES HE DRINK!?!?
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>>3055372
>Smole dragon nerd noises
I want to know what he would do if he found out he was just a wholesome family man in a suit.
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>>3055372
This isn't the result of some paltry training
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>>3055380
>Blackhole Sun, gravity well training montage
Look at this beast Bolas, and look to your scranny arms!
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>Trunks, do you feel that?!
>I CAN TASTE THAT
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>to to sleep to us zerking

>wake up to a zerk + stand combo

no overkill, only open fire, and time to reload.
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>>3055386
His girlfriend is currently on his shoulders running as fast as he can in the opposite direction of us. We could probably kill Ace like we are right now. Or we would, if it weren't for the fact we were about to find out what Gods tasted like, and how sparkly their guts are.
>>3055390
>Melee weapons don't need to reload.
There is only big, green, scally fists. Forever.
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>>3055243
Fuck that, its like a store filled with Discount Halloween candy right after its over.
>>
I can't wait for one of these moments one day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ8QQdNq0LU

BIG POWER LEVELS
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>>3055393
Ehhh, Ace would still kick our ass, I think. Our base PL is still way too low, as things stand.
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>>3055398
Dude, what do you think all of Theros is feeling right now?
>Big Green Intensifies.
>>3055401
That's what the stand with big teeth is for. Great ice breaker.
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>>3055401
This, but we can definitely handle the guys in front of us for the moment.
Still, we need to get our hands on that goddamn spear already.
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>>3055402
We could maybe somewhat injure Ace if we could land a hit on him, but [DRAGON FORCE] doesn't really make us any faster. We'd never be able to catch him.
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>>3055424
We don't need to catch him, when our striking range is the size of a mountain.
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>>3055215
You stare down the two, an idea suddenly coming to your rage-fueled mind. You begin focusing your ki into your Stand’s hands, raising your right hand and preparing to cut down these puny gods. But before you can swing, you suddenly feel something pass through your right arm. Turning and looking back behind you, you see another of these gods. It is a green form holding a bow, aiming at you.

“Enough, outworlder.” it says, now aiming at your head. Not your Stand’s head, but your head. “Leave this place.”
“Why don’t you make me?” you taunt, ki rising even higher. “I’d like to see you try!”
“Ha! Ha ha ha!” the archer deity shouts, rapid-firing a half-dozen arrows at your head. You swipe at the arrows, claws glowing with tremendous power. You swipe down all but one arrow, it aimed right at your right eye. A last-second twitch saves you, instead of taking your head off the large bladed arrowhead slices deep into your cheek and cuts your ear. You roar in rage and indignation, rushing the deity. You move so fast it is caught completely off-guard, you slashing it from shoulder to hip with claws glowing bright green. The deity cries out in agony, dropping the bow and clutching it’s chest and falling to the ground.

“Nylea!” the other two roar in outrage and surprise, you turning just in time to see the one’s whip wrapping around your Stand’s throat as the other brandishes his spear and charges. Perfect. With a roar you grab the whip and pull, the two crashing into each other as they’re pulled into your range. Brandishing your claws you bury them into their chests, both gasping in surprise as a night sky-like fluid begins leaking from them. You tear your arm free, both deities falling to the ground.

“GRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar out in victory, feeling your body trembling in exhaustion. You feel your Berserker power fading, holding your Stand at that level of power was too much for you. You release both your Stand and transformations, reverting back to base form and dropping to the ground, panting in exhaustion. You remain there on your hands and knees, trying to catch your breath as Raven, Elspeth, and Ajani all approach.

“That was incredible.” Ajani says, you looking up to the three of them. “What sort of magic was that?”
“Not magic.” you reply, pushing yourself unsteadily up to your feet. “C’mon, let’s get out of here before their friends come.”
“R-Right.” Raven says, the four of you quickly making your way to the portal back. The journey is uneventful, nothing daring to attack your group now. Stepping onto the temple steps back to the other world, you realize you haven’t yet actually claimed the weapon. You and Raven turn back to the two of them, the two slightly tensing up.

What now?
>Demand the weapon, they’re not going through until you have it
>Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other side
>No words, attack her now
>Other(write in)
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>>3055470
>>Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other side

I highly doubt they will fuck with us after that display.
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>>3055470
>Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other side
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>>3055470
>We just murdered three gods

Aw yis, feels good man.

>Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other side
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>>3055470
>>Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other side
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>>3055470
>Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other side
>So long as you wield that spear, they'll only continue to come after you. Please, let us remove it from this world.
>>
What do we even need some gay god slaying spear for, anyways? We just committed a triple deicide all by our lonesome.
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>>3055498
Because Towa wants it
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>>3055498
Because towa wants it. Doesn't matter why. Probably wants something she can use on chronoa, either directly or indirectly. Who knows.
In any case, it's for raven's sake, so let's hurry up and do it.
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>>3055494
support
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>>3055503
I doubt they're dead dead just wounded.
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>>3055470
>>3055494
this, and then tell them too keep their heads down, some of our problems are on the other side.
>>3055498
No we mutilated three gods, not kill, probably.
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>>3055474
>>3055476
>>3055479
>>3055480
>>3055494
>>3055507
Ask for the spear + write in wins it. Roll me a d100
DC hidden
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3055521
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3055521
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>>3055523
You know what? Fuck it, i'm done rolling for today.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3055521
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3055521
f
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>>3055523
>>3055524
>>3055529
84/100. That’s a pretty good roll, but is it good enough? Writing.
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>>3055546
inb4 DC85
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>>3055470
“Alright, I did my part.” you say, holding out your hand while still slightly panting in exhaustion. “It’s time. I’m going to need that spear.”
“Why now?” she asks you, confused, as Ajani glares at you. “Why not until we’re through?”
“Because I don’t know what the situation will be on the other side.” you reply with a sigh. You used up a lot of power, only now realizing just how poorly the situation could potentially be. “When we left to come through the portal, another group was there for that spear as well. Some of our group stayed behind to hold them back, and give us a chance to claim the weapon. If you don’t have it in your posession, they won’t have any reason to you.”
“Are... Are they stronger than you?” she asks, you nodding.
“One of the fighters who stayed behind is my daughter.” you say, both of their eyes widening in surprise. “And she’s far more powerful than I am. But one of her opponents is as powerful as she is, and her and our allies were outnumbered two to one. So please, give us the spear.”

She says nothing for several moments, looking down at the weapon in her hands. She then sighs out, thrusting the weapon into the ground.

“Take it.” she says, walking to the portal and not looking back. “I’m done.”
“Wait, Elspeth!” Ajani says, running after her. But she doesn’t look back, walking back into the portal. Ajani looks between the spear and portal a moment, then follows her through. You turn and pull the spear from the ground, handing it to Raven.
“Huh, me?” she asks, you nodding. “But why?”
“Churai’s gonna get you out the moment you’re through the portal.” you say, Ascending in a burst of sparks. “I’ll make sure you get out of here safely, okay?”

Raven says nothing, clutching the spear and nodding to you, clearly afraid. You stop a moment, putting your hand on her shoulder.

“You’re gonna be fine Raven.” you say, trying to sound more confident than you are. “I’m not gonna let anything happen to you.”
“Okay.” she says, sighing out, then rises up to her full height. ‘Let’s go.”

You both walk through the portal, emerging back at the temple. Or rather, what’s left of the temple. The place is a ruin, Elspeth and Ajani nowhere to be seen. Looking around you seeing Trunks and Hyoka are both down, your daughter and Ace staring each other down, clearly exhausted. But then Ace stands tall, clenching his fists and roaring. He disappears in a bright bluish white light, it slowly crumbling around him and revealing a new form. His hair and eyes arenow blue, glowing with a powerful blue and gold aura.
“Wha-What the hell?” Chaya asks, panting. “What is that?”
“That’s a power beyond a god, nya.” Puddin says, landing beside Ace as a battered Mira lands by Future Chaya. They haven’t noticed the two of you yet. “Super Saiyan Blue, nya!”

Well, what now?
>votes in one minute, character limit reached
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>>3055685
What will you do?
>Get out of there along with Raven, you stand no chance at this level
>Activate the demonic seal, step up to help
>Drain the Bloodstone, you need all the power you can get
>Go Berserk then activate the demonic seal
>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, try and take out Puddin
>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, try and take out Ace
>Other(write in)
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>Drain the Bloodstone, activate the Demonic Seal, and try and take out Puddin.
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>>3055685
>Drain the Bloodstone, you need all the power you can get
>Go Berserk then activate the demonic seal
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>>3055692
>Drain the Bloodstone, you need all the power you can get
>Go Berserk then activate the demonic seal

We need to be maximumer.
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>>3055692
>Activate the demonic seal, step up to help
>Drain the Bloodstone, you need all the power you can get
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>>3055692
>>3055702
Best chance
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>>3055702
MAXIMUM POWER
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>>3055692
>Drain the Bloodstone, you need all the power you can get
>Go Berserk then activate the demonic seal
>>
Rolled 57, 81, 10, 37, 39, 54, 43, 76 = 397 (8d100)

>>3055715
>>3055712
>>3055703
>>3055702
>>3055699
>>3055698
Drain the Bloodstone, then go Berserk then release the demonic seal. Good luck, roll me a 5d100
First DC 50
Second DC 75
Third DC 90
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Rolled 39, 84, 30, 79, 87 = 319 (5d100)

>>3055747
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Rolled 16, 32, 75, 100, 47 = 270 (5d100)

>>3055747
what I said earlier was a lie, I have a gambling problem.
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Rolled 86, 8, 68, 72, 33 = 267 (5d100)

>>3055747
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Rolled 82, 80, 86, 58, 75 = 381 (5d100)

>>3055747
Goddamnit, one stupid decision after another. I'm too busy installing a heavy-ass sink to protest.
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>>3055755
>>3055754
>>3055750
Gentlemen, i think we broke our enemies. Mission accomplished. BOI scarred
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>>3055757
It's no stupid, its tactical, tactical WAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!
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>>3055747
86/100 84/100, 75/100, CRIT/100, 87/100
Success, success, failure, Critical success, success. Crit overrides the failure, writing!
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>>3055761
We failed the third DC but got a nat 100 on the roll right after so this should be interesting
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>>3055769
Perfect
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>>3055769

i think the lack of THE BOY to stomp has caused us to stomp everything else
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>>3055787
Probably, he might be preparing to run now that he knows we're coming.
>>
so basically how fucked up is the world we went to after this little trip??
glancing over the character pages of the guys we just "interacted" with, i think we might have shanked some important dudes.
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>>3055842
We shanked some literal gods, MtG’s major movers and shakers are going to be so damn confused after the events that have transpired today.
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>>3055848
i mean like, one of those dudes was literally responsible for hiding the realm of the gods from mortal eyes at night or something like that, wasn't he?
isn't everyone going to look up tonight and be like "wait what the fuck is that"
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>>3055685
With the two still-standing Time Patrollers distracted by your daughter and Mira, you use this opportunity to charge yourself up. You pull the Bloodstone from beneath your right gauntlet, holding it in your bare right hand. Focusing on the stone you begin pulling the vast store of power within it into yourself. All the months of energy you poured into the stone during your preparation for the Siege of New Salda, the gift of ki your future daughter Chaya had given you, and all the energy you’d stored up in preparation for your rematch with the Arbiter comes flooding into your body. You can barely withstand the power flooding into your body, you screaming out in agony as the torrent of energy feels like it’ll begin tearing your body apart. You have to focus this energy into something, or you’re gonna explode!

“GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar out, once again going Berserk. You explode out of your body, expanding into your hulking, massive form. This draws everyone’s attention, the Time Patrol and Time Breakers both turning to you. But this isn’t enough, you need MORE! You focus all of your rage on the demonic seal on your hand, the demonic power also flooding into your body and further transforming you. Your hair turns white as your skin darkens, your strength rising to unbelievable heights. The grey blobby creature Puddin points her palm at you, quickly gathering a large ball of ki.

“Puddin Pop!!” she shouts, firing at you. You take the blast to the face, the attack kicking up a wall of dust. That tickled. “Did I get him, nya-?!”
“RAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, flaring your demonic aura and blasting the smoke away. “AAAHAHAHAHAA!! IS THAT ALL YOU’VE GOT?!!”

Well?
>Rampage! Smash everything!
>Rush and attack Puddin
>Rush and attack Ace
>Dual Energy Wave, take them both out at once
>Red Dawn, destroy absolutely everything
>Grab them both and squeeze the life from them
>Grab the downed Trunks and Hyoka, use them as improvised weapons
>Final Flash, destroy them both
>Leap into the air and Event Horizon
>Try to [DRAGON FORCE] one last time?
>Other(write in)
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>>3055861
>Grab the downed Trunks and Hyoka, use them as improvised weapons
>Attack Puddin with the BOI and hyoka as weapons.
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>>3055861
>>Grab them both and squeeze the life from them
We are a grappler at heart. Time to play the part.
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>>3055861
>>Grab the downed Trunks and Hyoka, use them as improvised weapons

a chance to hurt the BOYs moral even mroe? yes
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>>3055861
>Rush and attack Ace

We’ve been letting him hurt Chaya for way too long, time for some payback.
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>>3055861
>YOU'D DARE HURT MY DAUGHTER?! I'LL DESTROY YOU! (focus on ace, remember why we first ever went berserk)
>Grab them both, then super explosive wave while they can't get away
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>>3055882
Support
>>
You guys KNOW this one's gonna be a new parallel quest.
Think the boy will even bother trying?
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>>3055861
>Grab the downed Trunks and Hyoka, use them as improvised weapons
>Rush and attack Ace

Cant have him stepping up on our daughter
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>>3055882
this. DAD MODE ENGANGED
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>>3055882
This works.
>>
ib4 ace pisses us off enough we achive legendary super sayin 2
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>>3055916
I really hope that's a thing.
also, just to be clear, the current state we're in due to the timebreaker seal is basically the ascended version of what we normally use, one that shaves off our lifespan in exchange for increased power. we should really end this quick.
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>>3055861
>>3055882
ULTIMATE DAD, UL-UL-ULTIMATE DAD!
>Powerslam super explosion wave into Trunks if we see him
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>>3055882
Supporting
>>
>Grab the downed Trunks and Hyoka, use them as improvised weapons
>Attack Puddin with the BOI and hyoka as weapons.
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>>3055922
LSSj2 is a thing. Unless you mean the "Ace pisses us off enough to achieve it." part.
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>>3055928
OOooo, we can use them next. Could we pull off a tennis match using them and Ace as the ball?
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>>3055916
I dont think we can transform again once we activate thr timebrraker seal. I think i remember qm. Mentioning that at some point.
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>>3055938
>>3055938

yes i am aware, a man can hope though
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>>3055938
To be fair, LSSj has a habit of overpowering and breaking through stuff designed to keep LSSj from transforming.
>>
Rolled 33, 95, 41, 89, 31, 9 = 298 (6d100)

>>3055869
>>3055871
>>3055873
>>3055876
>>3055882
>>3055891
>>3055892
>>3055896
>>3055897
>>3055906
>>3055925
>>3055926
>>3055928
Write in wins with plenty of support. Roll me a 4d100
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Rolled 48, 50, 71, 37 = 206 (4d100)

>>3055947
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Rolled 9, 44, 11, 80 = 144 (4d100)

>>3055947
>>
Rolled 53, 73, 32, 3 = 161 (4d100)

>>3055947
>>
Rolled 22, 96, 87, 25 = 230 (4d100)

>>3055947
Heres hoping
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>>3055952
>>3055953
>>3055955
Well, first one sucks, but everything else is pretty okay, that's gonna work. Right?
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>>3055952
>>3055953
>>3055955
53/100, 73/100, 71/100, 80/100. That first roll could have gone far better, but still a crushing success. Writing.
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>>3055966
I would hope.
Maybe it'll at least give us enough time for towa to get us all out.

I mean, we can't exactly go any more all-out than this without literally exploding and killing everyone instantly.
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>>3055968
Fuck yeah, the lord of good news.
>>3055972
Looks like its time for, SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOWDOOOOOOOOWN!
>>
I hope Ace is ready to feel the fear of Karn. It doesn't matter who you are, pissed off uber-dad coming at you for fucking with his daughter'll give anyone pause.
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>>3055989
>Trunks is sitting around, trying to keep the thoughts away
>Ace walks up to him
>"So... Karn, huh?"
>"Yeah... Karn."
>"Dads are scary when it comes to their daughters."
>"I think a lot of it is just him, honestly."
>they proceed to sit down and have a beer together
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>>3056032
You know, giving him a brother in misery is fine, but he is going to be used as a club first.
>>
I wonder how Chaya is going to power up after this? Ace has SSB now, which gives him an advantage, and he can add Kaio-Ken on top of that once he figures it out. Our little girl is looking abit outmatched next time.
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>>3056137
SSJ4 God
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>>3055861
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YCWzkZCV1og

“D-Daddy.” Future Chaya says, dropping down to a knee, then falling face-first to the ground. Chaya? Suddenly your mind flashes back to the Big Gete Star’s invasion of New Salda, when you were beaten and helplessly watching your daughter cry in terror as the machines came to take her. And this asshole did this to her? He’s a dead man!

“CHAYA!!” you bellow in pure rage, roaring into the sky then pointing at Ace. “YOU!! YOU HURT MY DAUGHTER! I’LL DESTROY YOU!!!”
“Nyaaaa!!” Puddin shouts, charging and punching you square in the jaw. You don’t move, her punch not even phasing you. “Huh?”
“Get. Out.” you say, grabbing Puddin’s entire head in one massive hand. You then uppercut the creature with your right fist with a shout. “OF MY! WAAAAAAAAAY!!”
“NYYYAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa-!!” Chaya shouts as she’s sent flying, you turning your attention back to that bastard who hurt your daughter. As you turn back towards him suddenly a fist slams into your face, you sent back. You dig your feet into the temple flooring, carving a pair of trenches as you slow your backwards momentum, Ace flying after you in pursuit. As he closes in again this time you grab him by the shoulders. Using his own momentum against him you flip backwards, kicking him in the face and sending the Time Patroller flying.

Flipping back to your feet you launch yourself after Ace, pursuing the Time Patroller. He reorients himself as you close in, slamming your fists into each others’. His power is surprising, you unable to easily overpower him. You swing again, Ace dodging the attack and delivering a quick one-two to your ribs. You twist and kick at Ace, the patroller dodging your right heel. He punches at your chest, you capitalizing on the opening. You take the hit but manage to grab him, wrapping Ace in your massive arms as you prepare your next attack.

“DIE!” you shout, exploding with power. Your ki explodes out of your body in an all-powerful wave, you feeling Ace’s body break in your arms. Blasted back by your power but unable to escape your massive grip you feel his spine snap under the strain. Once your attack ends you drop the paralyzed Ace, roaring out in victory. You drop back to the ground by your daughter, gently picking her up in your arms.

“Time to go.” Churai says, you seeing the robot appearing beside you.
“How dare you!” you hear Puddin roar, the patroller dashing back down at you. Her aura has changed, now a bright white. This could be bad.

Well?
>Leave with Churai, your job is done
>Send Future Chaya with Churai, you want to keep fighting
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>>3056144
>>Leave with Churai, your job is done
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>>3056144
>>Leave with Churai, your job is done
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>>3056144
>>Leave with Churai, your job is done
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>>3056144
Holy fuck. Ace wasn't expecting that almost Instant Gib. I kind of want to stick around and fuck up puddings day as well, but that's for sure a bad idea.

Holy shit Qm.
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>>3056144
>>Leave with Churai, your job is done
Time to get out of dodge
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>>3056144
>Leave with Churai, your job is done
Hopefully our short spat with Ace was enough for us to soak up a bit of God Ki so we can attain God form.
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>Leave with Churai, your job is done

Holy shit we litterally broke Ace's Spine! Sure a Senzu will fix that right up but still! God Damn!

Also, we need to GTFO before more Gods show up, and we can't kill Puddin without getting Demon God Dumplin on our asses.
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>>3056161
The Karnage in the Karnage training program actually refers to Karn fighting time patrollers.
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>>3056144
Don't you mean as Puddin is sent flying?
>Also we just fucking Baned Ace
Heh, hahahahahhahahahhahaha! We shall give their best fucking nightmares about us!
>Leave with Churai, your job is done
>Call Elspeth and the catman to run to us as fast as they can if they want to leave with us.
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>>3056181
They already Planeswalked away, they wanted nothing to do with that battle.
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>>3056144
>>Leave with Churai, your job is done

trunks this is what happens when you try to puss out of yout BOI beatings
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>>3056183
Ah, yeah, that is a really fucking good idea. They would have just slowed us down fighting anyways.
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>>3056181
>>3056186
>>3056174
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>>3056150
>>3056161
>>3056144
Scream
>"YOUR NEXT BOI"
Then leave.
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>>3056190
Eh? But Pudding is a girl, Ace is paralyzed, and Trunks and his waifu are KO'd.
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>>3056193
Its a message, the BOI will know it in his sleep, and Chorna will know what we mean if she tells him.
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so have we infliteced Trauma (tm) on Ace now?
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>>3056150
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>>3056186
Leave with Churai, your job is done wins it. Writing.
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>>3056202
If we didnt then we can certainly just break him over our knees next time. Maybe kneecap him and then, GRI-GRI-GRI GRINDER!
>>3056204
And we did knock Puddin flat on her ass.
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>>3056202
We just snapped his spine. I’m sure they can fix that, what with Senzu beans and all that, but that’s still going to leave quite the mark, mentally speaking.
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Man, I wish Towa would give us some Senzu Beans that we could grow on New Salda. That would be great.To bad the fucking Time Patrollers would come in and blow up the garden when nobody was looking.
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>>3056144
>the last thing ace will remember from this fight is karn screaming in his face, commanding him to die as his body breaks in half, and the overwhelming fear that came along with it
Wew lad, you just got BOY'd
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>>3056231
What we need to invest in is a time traveler proof farm area made so we can grow them without that pink skank bothering us.
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>>3056206
I like to imagine karn's gigantic fist embedded itself into her stomach and protruding out from her back like that hilarious piccolo vs. 17 fight, and then her getting shot off into the distance team rocket style.
>“NYYYAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa-!!”
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>>3056267
Knowing her physiology, I wouldn't put it past her. Or if she did it like that to get a feel for fisting by a real man. Or because she saw the show on the base's interdimensional tv and wanted to do the joke.
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>>3056144
You don’t hesitate, reaching out with one hand and grabbing the android’s entire arm.

“Oh no you do-!” Puddin shouts, but you’re no longer there. You’re back in the safety of Towa’s lab. You sigh out as the demonic form fades, dropping to a knee as a wave of exhaustion hits you. You can’t remain upright, falling forward as your strength plummets. But instead of falling to the ground, you and Future Chaya are both caught in Raven’s power. She lays you down as your body shrinks and returns to normal, then lays your daughter beside you. You don’t have the strength left to even keep your eyes open, the last sight you see is Towa holding the spear Godsend. Darkness takes you.

“-addy? Daddy, wake up.” you hear a voice calling you from seemingly far away. You have to struggle to open your eyes, but when you do you see Future Chaya, Raven and Towa all looking down at you worriedly.
“Hey kiddo.” you say, even your voice sounding tired. “Sleep good?”
“DADDY!!” she shouts, pouncing on you. You feebly embrace your older daughter, Raven and Towa sighing out. Towa rises to her feet, then thumps you on the head with Godsend’s buttcap.
“You moron.” she says, your head ringing from the blow. “Do you have any idea how dangerous that stunt you pulled was?!”
“Which one?” you ask her confused, Towa sighing as she grabs the bridge of her nose.
“Do not attempt to combine those powers again.” she says sternly, bending over and shaking a finger in your face. “You only achieved it by emptying the Bloodstone, and even then the energy consumption almost killed you! You’ve been down for three days now, I was starting to wonder if you were ever going to wake up!”
“Three days?” you ask, confused as Future Chaya gets off of you, tears in her eyes.
“I was so worried.” she says, you gently wiping the tears from her eyes. “I thought I was gonna lose you all over again.”

“I promise I won’t go down that easy.” you say, rising up only to see several different wires hooked up to you, as well as an IV. You look to Towa, who begins unhooking you. Once free you get up, realizing you’re in an unfamiliar bed and stand up. Only to realize that you’re not wearing anything. You look to Towa with an eyebrow raised, the demon princess’s cheeks reddening just a bit. “So, did you help Raven yet?”
“Not yet, we were both trying to make sure you would recover first.” Towa says, quickly regaining her composure. She then turns to Raven, the young witch gulping. “Are you ready to begin?”

“Ye....” she stammers, then takes a calming breath and looks Towa in the eyes. “Yes.”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uhUzEqBtLwU

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 66 End-
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>>3056316
Hey GD, will Ace dream of nuclear sheep?
https://youtu.be/-GquUmqZRq0?t=29
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>>3056316
Good timing, Puddin seemed a tad pissed
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>>3056316
And that’s it for this episode, everyone enjoy the ride? Ready to get back into your training, and finally face down the Arbiter? Enjoy discovering a bit more of your power and what you can do, and power you have yet to reach on your own? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!
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>>3056323
Hell yeah, thanks for running GD.
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>>3056323
This just shows that by the time Arby comes, we can break him, and blushing Towa is cute
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>>3056323

did we give ace trauma
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>>3056316
>“You moron.” she says, your head ringing from the blow. “Do you have any idea how dangerous that stunt you pulled was?!”
>“Which one?” you ask her confused, Towa sighing as she grabs the bridge of her nose.

also this bit cracks me up. the fact we have to ask that...
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The only part I regret over this session is making Future Chaya Cry and lossing out on the Bloodstone Energy for our Arbiter fight.
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>>3056323
This one was crazy, man. I can't believe it all went down with so few issues. The dice gods were merciful, i guess.

Gotta wonder how the boy is going to feel about this encounter though.
Doesn't even get close to karn, who then proceeds to kill multiple gods before completing the task he was sent to stop karn from completing, but not before going full retard and snapping in half the spine of their best warrior, just because he touched his daughter.

Goddamn. Way to fail hard.
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This is going to result in the most bullshit parallel quest ever.
>Stage hazards in the form of the gods
>Have to fight Berserk Dragonforce, can't actually hurt it without specific special techniques or utilizing the stage hazards
>Have to fight Bloodstone-enhanced Supervillain Berserk Karn
>He has a grapple super-move that WILL one-shot you, and he zooms across the map lightning fast and homes in on you to pull it off
>There may or may not be a version of this quest where Karn never handed godsend off to Raven, so he uses it himself in the fight
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>tfw people are hype about breaking the Ace
>but I'm wondering just how much collateral damage Karn just caused by going supernova

I guess now Chronoa needs to use a wish to ask for a warrior specifically to be able to grow strong enough to beat Karn because damn.
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>>3056316
Goddamn, towa's just a cutie. Look at that face.
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>>3056337
Who knows, maybe Chaya and/or towa will help recharge the bloodstone since we did such a good job out there
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>>3056337
We can probably get Chaya to give us a refill on the Bloodstone before we head home.
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>>3056339
Ohhhh, the rapey cheaty bullshit is tickling my nuts juuuuust right picturing this. Thank you.
>>3056341
We need a small epiologe of the Elspeth and the Catman, along with a view of whatever the fuck the gods call a triage center for the mangling we handed them on a emerald platter.
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>>3056346
Maybe we should dedicate a day or two to just constantly pouring as much energy into as we can while ascended, with break to meditate and recover our energy. With karn and meloka together, we should be able to charge it back up a hell of a lot.

Or, and hear me out on this... oh hell, i think i just figured a way to train legendary.
So we go berserk, right? And we focus on one singular task. Pouring it all into the stone. Keeping our energy as low as possible while retaining the transformation.
If we can meditate like that, we'd pour an absolute double fuckton of energy into it, and gain more control over berserk by spending lots of time in the form, just like our other normalization training methods!
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>>3056359
...he may be onto something
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>>3056359
My god, GET THE NERDS, WE HAVE A PLAN!
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>>3056346
Towa probably shouldn't touch it. The guardian has already outright stated that bloodstone + magic = bad
Karn can only use it safely because he doesn't know shit about magic.
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WHAT IS OUR ZENKAI BOOST!?
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>>3056359
>yfw the stone turns green and starts punching things like some horrid little angry super-powerful hard candy
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>>3056359
I like the idea....my only worry is possibly overloading the Bloodstone.
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>>3056377
Eh.....It'll be fine. Probably.
>>3056375
This might happen at worst.
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>>3056320
Ha.
>>3056322
She didn’t want it to end yet.
>>3056326
Of course. Always my pleasure.
>>3056330
You’ll have two months to train. Use them wisely.
>spoiler
Yes.
>>3056331
You’ll have to wait and see.
>>3056335
It was fun to write.
>>3056337
She is very worried for you when going on these missions. She doesn’t want to lose her daddy a second time. And losing the Bloodstone’s stored power did lessen your chances against the Arbiter. However, if you’d have tried that without using it you wouldn’t have even gotten a single attack in before collapsing.
>>3056338
Karn didn’t kill them, but he was the first in that timeline to wound any of them. They’ll now have a serious fear of mortals, aka Zamasu.
>>3056339
It will be insanely difficult.
>>3056341
>how much collateral
Luckily for Theros you were high in the sky and at the edge of the world, else it would have caused severe casualties.
>>3056342
She was embarrassed for two reasons.
>>3056346
>>3056353
Possible.
>>3056359
There is a downside to this plan, which Karn felt when he used the stone this time. You poured so much ki into yourself so suddenly, that had you NOT gone Berserk you could have exploded.
>>3056370
You’ll see next time! You have to recover before going back to your own timeline.
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>>3056392
>Tfw you just remember sayians after gettnig a massive fuck huge boost of power can then naturally fight at that level.

Ohno.
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>>3056392
Do you HAVE to drain the whole thing every time you use the stone?
I don't remember that being an issue...
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>>3056392
So we gave the entire pantheon Heliod's paranoia, eh, after what he was about to do that was going to happen regardless at some point.
We can fight Puddin all out later when we can handle not exploding.
>However, if you’d have tried that without using it you wouldn’t have even gotten a single attack in before collapsing.
Expected and drained just because of that. If we didn't BTFO 3 gods it could be easier. Still, no kill like making sure the enemy never walks again.
>She was embarrassed for two reasons.
She looking at our junk and ULTIMATE Dad bod?
>You’ll see next time!
You cock tease.
>>3056396
Eh, we just broke his spine and flashfried him.
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>>3056412
I'm talking about us, not fucking ace
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>>3056392
Also, is towa at least happy with getting her shiny new spear?
Karn do good?

time nest/towa's hideout aftermath omake when?
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>>3056413
>We roided up and killed some of our life maiming gods.
Fixed
>>3056414
Eh, really want to hear fearfull gods talking about the green monkey dragon of doom. But cute Adult Chaya time and "Aunty Towa" is good too.
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>>3056420
Could just make it an "everywhere aftermath" omake
wew, karn really stirred shit up this time, huh?
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>>3056392
>We probably initiated some sort of mortal extermination plan on the part of an entire pantheon of gods.

Uh....oops?
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>>3056396
Would be nice if our base PL finally got out of the weakling range, but I doubt GD would let us increase our power that easily.
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>>3056396
Chaya realized she needs to push harder, she’d gotten complacent in her training.
>>3056405
No, not a have to. However, Karn still isn’t exactly proficient in using it yet.
>>3056412
To handle that power on your own for as long as you did, without draining an outside source of power like the Bloodstone, you’ll need to train your base form to several magnitudes higher.
>You cock tease.
You’re welcome.
>>3056414
We’ll see what happens. I’ve got so many ideas I’m not sure which I want to write first.
>>3056426
>wew, Karn really stirred shit up this time, huh?
Oh certainly. This battle will have far-reaching consequences.
>>3056430
It sucks for those on Theros, but thankfully the gods are bound to the realms of Nyx/Theros.
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>>3056440
So GD, is there any way to speed up our base PL gains? Because I feel like they're the one things that's really been holding us back lately, especially with the Gravity Chamber useless to us until Freeza's techies can upgrade it moar. We've got all these forms and abilities we could unlock that we're being held back from because our PL's too low to properly utilize them, even though we work on our base PL literally every training session we can.
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>>3056522
Yeah, sometimes it feels like powerlevel gain is abysmally slow
But that might be because I'm comparing it to canon's growth rates
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>>3056522
>is there any way to speed up our base PL gains?
Several. You currently have access to a few different ways to do that. However, simply increasing raw gravity is not an option, and your body has adapted to your usual training regimens.
>>3056533
Considering Goku at Kaio-Ken x? was 180,000, then a single zenkai later his base was 3 million, yeah. Canon pl’s went full retard in the Freeza saga.
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>>3056547
>Several. You currently have access to a few different ways to do that.

Could you, uh, clue us in? Because other then gravity training, all I can think of is beating ourself up over and over for Zenkai gains, and you said that we've get diminishing returns over time from Zenkai boosts if we tried that. The show basically just did either Gravity Training or training with weights, and if they ever did anything else we never saw it. And while I suggested we commission some weighted training equipment to wear during Gravity Training as a substitute until we can raise the Gravity Chamber's upper limits, you said that we wouldn't have time to whip anything like that up before the Arbiter battle so I gave up on it.
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>>3056562
Couldn't hurt to ask Towa and Future Chaya while we've got time.
Or maybe it could?
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>>3056562
Hyperbolic time chamber? Go as deep as we can where gravity is nuts and let loose?
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>>3056567
Fucking with time like she does, there's no way towa doesn't have something like a hyperbolic time chamber.
We do need to at least send a message back to meloka that we're fine along with raven if we're going to be staying with towa for a while, though.
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>>3056562
Reread the last sentence of my reply, that’s my hint.
>>3056571
>Fucking with time like she does
>send a message back
You’ll return the moment you left, as if you were never gone.
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>>3056547
So exactly what was our Berserk + Bloodstone Enhanced + Demon Seal Form's Power Level?
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>>3056583
So we need to change up our training regimen, huh? I propose we try training next to a black hole. That'll really change things up.
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>>3056583
...So towa's whole base is a goddamn hyperbolic time chamber.
We could train here for like, a year.

She must even have training facilities, if chaya's been able to get that strong.
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>>3056583
...Change up our usual training regimen? We already exercise, spar and such though, not really sure what else we'd do.
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>>3056611
Energy control is probably important.
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>>3056547
>Considering Goku at Kaio-Ken x? was 180,000, then a single zenkai later his base was 3 million, yeah. Canon pl’s went full retard in the Freeza saga.

I think the logic behind that was because the kaio-ken will literally rip your body apart. So his organs and muscle tissue are always getting bullied by shitty "god"-techniques.
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>>3056586
Using the Bloodstone by itself, while you were an Ascended Super Saiyan before going Berserk, you were stronger in that moment than you would’ve been had you been Super Saiyan 3
>>3056589
The location isn’t what would need to change.
>>3056596
Not really. But when she sends you back, you’ll return to your own timeline the moment you left.
>>3056611
You need to learn new ways to work out. Different techniques, methods, etc. Working out the same way every time, despite increasing weight/reps, you will eventually reach a plateau.
>>3056624
But his power didn’t increase that much after his battle with Vegeta, or during his training on the way to Namek.
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>>3056631
So since our physical training has reached a plateau, maybe we should focus more on refinement of our control and application of our ki?
I feel like adding something that really stresses our control and usage of ki versus just how much of it we can dump out might help increase our gains.
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>>3056631
Got it. Gauntlet fight. Fight literally every one of our allies, one on one, until either we pass out or we beat Frieza no problem.
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>>3056631
>But his power didn’t increase that much after his battle with Vegeta, or during his training on the way to Namek.

He also didn't go as high then.
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So clearly we should starting learning Yoga at X100 New Salda Gravity.
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Oh I suggested meditation under max gravity before but I'm not sure if that would improve anything aside from our ki control. We've seen Goku train at King Kais by firing a kamehameha and catching it and I think Krillin doing something similar at Kame House. Piccolo used TK and multi form during the saiyan saga along with meditation.
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>>3056660
Maybe continuing to try and control legendary plus dragonforce?
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>>3056631
>Not really. But when she sends you back, you’ll return to your own timeline the moment you left.

Why not?
It's towa's base, so chronoa shouldn't be able to or otherwise just wouldn't waltz in, right?
Time won't pass back home while we're there, right?
She should have a place to train in, right?

So what's the problem? She won't lend us a room if we ask nicely?
This is the perfect opportunity for us. What we've been lacking most over the years is a chance to just sit down and properly train. Even the z-fighters got years between major conflicts, but karn is lucky to get a few months. Karn has always had to pick and choose every little thing, desperately maximizing his chances of survival while throwing away all semblance of refined technique. We could finally have enough time before the arbiter fight to get a proper handle on our berserk form, finally have time to learn better energy control, even have time to get better control over drawing energy from the bloodstone.

I want to train with chaya and mira, learn how they fight and train their bodies.
I want raven to be able to learn new magic and gain better control with towa.
I want to be able to actually hang out with towa and future chaya for a change.

Karn would be absolutely crazy not to take this chance if there was even the slightest chance towa would let him hang around for a while.
Or, you could just DM fiat all that away.
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>>3056631
you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
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>>3056684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwMqRaFeHWw
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>>3056638
It’s plateaued under your current workout techniques. You need to learn new ways of working out to get any real further enhancement in raw power and strength. Atmospheric changes may also be a way forward.
>>3056639
Ha.
>>3056643
He didn’t go high against Ginyu either. Even assuming he only quadrupled his base strength from his fight with Vegeta, he would’ve still been at only Kaio-Ken x4 to reach 180,000.
>>3056645
Ha.
>>3056660
Meditation is something you need far more practice at before you start adding difficulties.
>>3056668
Not on any planet you want to keep.
>>3056683
Time still flows here, at normal speed for the timeline. The flow of time isn’t modified. As for staying, that depends partially on how long you’d want to stay away from most of your friends and family. And partially what Towa would ask of you in return.
>>3056684
>>3056699
Classic.
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>>3056716
Our own timeline is the one i'm worried about. Time can flow in this one all it likes.
If towa can buy us precious time to train, then it's plenty worth doing some work for her in my eyes.
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>>3056684
Look man, I don't care how big or how ripped your dick is, that doesn't give you the right to post a picture of you swinging it around like a helicopter.
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>>3056716
Okay I have a great idea then!
On top of increased gravity, we thin the oxygen in the chamber and drop the temperature drastically.
If we can even survive in those conditions, the gains we make when we get back to a normal climate will be great.
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>>3056755
So, let's find a frozen insane gravity planet! Maybe with powerful natives to test our strength on.
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>>3056716
But towa is our friend, and chaya is one of our family members.
Would be nice to get to know them better. Spend time with em.
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>>3056760
I'm sure there's a mountain on New Salda we can train on that'd fit the bill.
All we'd need at that point is some badass training weights.
Hell, maybe we'll even run into some Polar Wookies or something.
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>>3056716
>Atmospheric changes may also be a way forward.

So we should learn how to exercise with little to no oxygen at far higher gravity levels then we normally train in while wearing the heaviest training outfit science can create along with one of those training masks Joseph and other Hamon users practice in? Gotchu. We'll be bench pressing planets by the end of the year, if it doesn't kill us.
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>>3056798
Oh yeah, and either lower the temperature hundreds of degrees below freezing or raise the temperature so much that our sweat evaporates the instant it leaves our pores.
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>>3056805
Or maybe alternate between them every couple of seconds? Yeah, that seems suitably rigorous.
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>>3056812
thermal shocks a bitch though
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>>3056716
>He didn’t go high against Ginyu either.

Yeah but his body got the shit kicked out of it too. Normally with Goku in charge his body can take mondo overpunishment but with Ginyu at the helm he got bodied because he couldn't do shit with it. In that case it would be like Goku is a guy who knows how to work out so he can get his body to do more, better but Ginyu just learned what a sit-up was and he's trying to do olympic level weight lifting. He just hurt himself.

The real answer is of course "because fucking writing into a hole derp" but we can reason at it a little bit.
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For future training we should:
>Find a freezing planet where we can train in low oxygen/high altitude areas
>commission someone to make us weighted gear
>work on our meditation
>continue mastering Berzerk
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Going to bed for tonight, just want to say one thing about training for everyone to think on: organic bodies adapt. If you train doing the same thing over and over, even with steadily increasing weights, even a regular human body will adapt. Your muscles learn to workout more efficiently, and you get lesser and lesser returns despite increasing weights. Now think of Saiyans, who can adapt to ANY gravity, and you see where your current problem is. You have to change how you workout, else even when your Gravity Chamber is furthsr increased, the problem will still catch right back up to you, even faster than before.
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>>3056919
I've already suggested lowered/increased atmospheric pressure, massive temperature swings and pumping poison gas into the room repeatedly.
It's just a matter of actually doing it.

I still remember you saying the gravity chamber already has a function either for pressure or temperature, i don't remember which.
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>>3056923
>pumping poison gas into the room
Bodies, and lungs in particular, don't adapt to toxins like that.
At best Karn would lose braincells and his lungs would have enough scar tissue to resemble off-road tires in texture.
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>>3056926
Yeah, venom tolerance definitely isn't a thing. Humans have never developed immunities to snake or spiderbites before.
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>>3056927
Isn't there a distinction between poison and venom?
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>>3056927
I don't think flooding the room with poison gas is the best method of training is all.
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>>3056932
Not really. They're both natural toxins, and one can be the other.
Venom is injected, while poison is eaten or absorbed through the skin/open wounds.
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I feel like the longer we brainstorm, the more GD gets paranoid about somebody seeing his notes
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>>3057048
I'm more paranoid about not getting dubs
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I feel that it's time that Karn gets on whatever internet equivalent Vox can provide him so as to look up some other training methods.

The knowledge is out there we just have obtain it and utilize it.
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>>3057048
brb gonna infiltrate GDs house and read his notes
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>>3057073
Let's have an arc where Karn browses space /fit/
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>>3057097
>Karn starts a thread
>"Hey /fit/, I'm having trouble getting any good gains with my current regimen. "
>After a slew of advice Karn posts physique pics at an anon's requests
>thread explodes and gets stickied after people find out Karn's on the board
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>>3057106
That would actually be kinda funny, PTOs best warrior short of their leader browses space 4chan to get tips on getting fitter. If he can weaponise that autism he would become unstoppable.
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>>3057106
>Bullshit, that dude is so fucking jacked he wouldn't need any advice from you freaky alien genotypes
>>says the guy who figuratively and literally sucks dicks for a living
>M A N L E T
>You guys sure do talk about dudes a lot.
>i can bench 700 ponds easy
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>>3057256
>i can bench 700 ponds easy
>How many fucking fish can you squat brother?
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>>3057112

and this, is to autism EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
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>>3057285
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3057256
>"i heard Frieza can change forms, why doesn't he change into a taller form? Does he like being a manlet?"
>"How do I get a shredded qt3.14 saiyan gf?"
>"Cooler killed my fucking family, call him a bitch for me"
>"post pics of Melokas abs pls"
>"CHAYA A CUTE"
>"What the fuck do you eat to get so fucking massive?"
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>>3057256
>freaky alien genotypes

is it sad that i JUST realized that that stands for FAG
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>>3057308
Yes, yes it is, but you are pretty dumb, and there are people here dumber than that. Sometimes it helps having it written it out.
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What are some things we can do to make this Parallel Quest harder? Keep in mind these can be done individually or, if you're fucking insane, lumped together
>Supervillain Berserk Dragonforce
>Supervillain gods?
>Supervillain planeswalkers?
>Meloka brought instead of Karn, so you have an absolute clusterfuck of hyperlethal bullet hell to deal with
>Meloka WITH Karn, so you have both of them to deal with and raven supporting them in the background
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>>3057334
>Parallel Quest where Meloka went with Karn and Raven
>Gets double pissed at seeing her baby girl go down
>Starts chasing around everyone with energy blades like a blender that screams bloody murder
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>>3057334
Wait, we never did Demon Berserk Dragonforce. Only regular Berserk Dragonforce....would our dragon get giant arm spikes?
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>>3057369

anon we need to go further
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What about weighted clothing and weights with the Gravity Chamber as training.
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>>3057387
Thats more of the same as what we've been doing, and we're getting diminishing returns from it. Saiyans are very good at adapting to great weights and gravity, so it wont do much to just up the intensity. We need to try something different than what we've been doing.
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Why don't we ask some of our friends for advice on training?
I know the Joestars in particular have some tools that'll definitely help us.
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>>3057396
Also we should probably ask The Guardian for his thoughts on our training as well.
We could also ask King Cold or Bardock about their regimines as well.
We still owe Bardock AND Frieza a rematch.
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>>3057106
imagine when other boards catch wind that Karn was there
>/k/omando asks what he tought of the covenent weapons
>"they have a nice sound when they break"
>/k/ face when he shows the Battle droids
>/k/ face when he shows the Guardian's lightsaber
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>>3056724
You could have time. But it may have unintended side-effects.
>>3056755
Thinning the oxygen could be a great way to train.
>>3056769
It could be.
>>3057048
Ha.
>>3057097
>>3057106
>>3057112
>>3057256
>>3057269
>>3057302
Kek.
>>3057334
Meloka showing up is the special finish.
>>3057369
Wouldn’t advise trying that with anything you value nearby.
>>3057396
>>3057397
They may have useful insights, especially the Guardian.
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>>3057334

>Impossible difficulty: you must avoid thinking that CHAYA A CUTE.
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>>3057502
So GD, are we by any chance gonna get any Zenkai boosts some time soon? Because we’ve gone a few ass-kickings now without one, and I was wondering if you’d just forgotten, or if we’d stopped deriving benefits from Zenkai, or what.
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>>3057575
He mentioned next thread, after Karn recovers.
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>>3057520
>enter PQ
>lose
Why?
>>3057575
Yes. The next zenkai will be for both the Boros fight, and the Time Breaker mission. It will be a quite noticeable boost.
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>>3057593

Ah, alright, thanks.
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>>3057599
You’re welcome. I’ve been tracking Zenkais, and did one with a roll myself off-screen. This next one will be a player-rolled zenkai, so we’ll see what it ends up being.
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>>3057616
how exactly do we break through LSSJ to LSSJ2 and Primal? is it based on our control over Berserk, PL or both? and how far away are we from breaking those milestones
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>>3057626
Pretty sure SSj4 requires us to have a PL high enough we can hold gold oozaru for more then a second without passing out and then we have to regain concious control of ourself.
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>>3057626
As far as LSSJ 2, we’ll probably just need to raise our base power level a lot, then have an emotional outburst while Berserk. For SSJ4, we’d also need a higher base power level, so we can maintain Golden Oozaru for a length of time that’s sufficient to regain control of our consciousness and, assumedly, get bombarded with those Blutz waves or whatever.
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>>3057626
>Legendary Super Saiyan 2
You’re more likely to unlock Super Saiyan 4/Primal Saiyan first, with the powerlevel needed for that to happen.
>Primal
You can start trying to make progress on that form now, especially with Future Chaya there to help. Or at least progress on controlling Golden Oozaru.
>>3057641
This. However, controlling Oozaru will be easier for Karn than it was for Goku, a child with no experience controlling an Oozaru.
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>>3057626
Well for LSSJ2, I assume we'd need to actually get full control of Berserk and master it.
As soon as we can control the energy output and make the form stable, that should be easy.
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>>3057626
I think we're a long ways off from reaching LSSJ2, and as for Primal, GD said once before that we'll need a minimum PL of 10 Million to achieve that form. So I don't think we should worry about those forms for a while.
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>>3057742
>You can start trying to make progress on that form now, especially with Future Chaya there to help.
This is one of the things I want to do if we end up staying with Towa for a year or two.
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Eh, I'm all for learning how to control the Golden Oozaru now, since we would have Future Chaya around to kick our ass if we lost control.

In our timeline, if we lost control of the Golden Oozaru, I don't think that anyone could stop us.
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>>3057742
Furthering control of berserk is also possible here with chaya to reign us in.
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You know, the stronger the person you train with the better gains you receive. Maybe we could see if we can train with Future Chaya for maximum gains.
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>>3057981
I think Mira is more our speed desu
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>>3057790
>for a year or two
Unfortunately that long of a stay will not be possible. You could get a few months to train in her timeline, at the most. Staying further would have disastrous consequences.
>>3057879
>>3057974
Training for Golden Oozaru or Berserk will be an option.
>>3057981
Who else would you train with?
>>3058131
Mira would more than likely “accidentally” kill you.
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>>3058194

right he yan and sees us a treat to his waifu
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>>3058194
How close are we to reaching Calvo?
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>>3058208
...hwat?
>>3058229
No. Bad anon. Don’t make me get the spray bottle.
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>>3058275
Karn Negro (100% full power shadow gravity) when
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>>3057593
>Why?

But there is someone who could win.

Cooler

Truly the biggest and smelliest of shits.
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>>3058275

miras totally yandere and sees us as a threat that would NTR his waifu towa
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>>3058275
On a more serious note, will trunks be attempting the new parallel quest?
I'm sure ace will. He'll probably do it a thousand times over.

Goddamn, i really, really REALLY want an aftermath omake so i can see everyone everywhere's reactions to everything that just went down, because that shit was crazy. I want it more than i want to continue the quest this weekend.
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>>3058300
He isnt smart enough to know what a waifu is, we are Towa's focus of lewd thoughts. So Mira never got "that" program yet. Right now he's more akin to a jealous puppy.
>>3058275
THIS THIS THIS>>3058304
I need a Theros god triage and the Time Patrolers dragging Ace's limp body back from having his spine broken. If Trunks and his girlfriend take Ace out for joining the club, then all the better. Pink midget pulling her hair out would also be good. OH, and even Bolas asking everyone nearby he can get his hands on what the fuck happened.
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>>3058315
take Ace out to drink for joining the club*
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>>3058194
>Mira would more than likely “accidentally” kill you.
That's a great way to piss off Future Chaya, who would stomp his head in instantaneously.
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>>3058194
>Who else would you train with?
Who else could Towa call up?
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>>3058329
>Who else could Towa call up?

Uh, literally anyone for like a minute? Just call up Chuck Norris and ask him for the number to buy a bowflex.
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>>3058280
Now you’re just fucking with me.
>>3058288
>Implying he could beat Karn
>>3058300
>>3058288
He certainly doesn’t like you.
>>3058304
Not for awhile. And Ace will until he eventually wins it.
>>3058315
We’ll at least see Time Patrol hq.
>>3058322
And then Towa’d eventually rebuild him.
>>3058329
Better question.
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>>3058329
>Who else could Towa call up?
Timebreaker Majin Baby Janemba
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>>3058347
>>Implying he could beat Karn

Oh not that, just the thinking Chaya not a cute part.

Cooler would get his shit stomped so hard his non-existent mother would get bruises on her womb.
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>>3058347
Awwww, I want to see the bitchy god things we broke cry.
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>>3058315
>be bolas
>be a dragon
>be chillin'
>life is good
>suddenly all of creation begins shaking
>feel something i can't even describe, but it's powerful for sure
>rush to the location
>everyone showing up
>three gods just bleeding out on the floor
>they're covered in gigantic claw marks, like some celestial bear crawled out of the celestial woods and mauled them
>except there is no such thing as a giant celestial bear
>nothing else is here
>"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED"
>Nylea coughs up blood and turns to speak
>lean in close to hear what she has to say
>"m-monkey attack..."
>mfw

Reminder, chimps will rip your face off.
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>>3058347
>Now you’re just fucking with me.

Negro is spanish for black, so I think he may be sincere. Just this once.
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>>3058365
It's from this. calvoposting spread out into other threads, including hajime no ippo.
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>>3058374
Oh Christ.
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>>3058374
That's a big ol' yikes from me.
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>>3058347
>Not for awhile. And Ace will until he eventually wins it.
Ohoho, gonna need more senzu for that kind of training.
I can't wait for the moment when trunks wakes up and finds out karn snapped ace's spine in half.

100% guaranteed trunks won't have the balls to attack future chaya when karn is around.
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>>3058304

You know, it would be pretty neat to see the TP actually putting together a special forces team to try and tackle the unique threat that Karn poses instead of just training up their strongest Saiyan and hoping everything works out.

Maybe even base them around some of the min/max builds that were present in DBXV? I know there was at least one dude who built up a Namekian build that was practically impossible to kill if you came across it in a random time patroller appearance in a PQ due to the unique equipment/Z-souls that activated constantly.
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>>3057742
Gunna level with you, I’m way more into Primal than I am Legendary. I’m super fucking hyped for the idea of having Primal, and maybe, just fucking maybe, popping it for Arbie.
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>>3058577
legendary is some good shit, but primal is that REAL good shit.
There's no way we can achieve it by the arbiter fight, but i'm eager to use it as well. Until then, we're stuck with legendary as our ultimate form.
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>>3058580
Hey, you never know! If Towa let’s us stick around long enough, get enough training in, we might be able to manage it! Especially with Chaya helping us our.
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>>3058580
But primal legendary is the real GREAT shit.
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>>3058349
Your Towa doesn’t have access to a fighter of that level.
>>3058351
Ha.
>>3058352
Probably won’t be revisiting there. Not until you’re far stronger, at least.
>>3058363
Not quite, but kek. Encountering Bolas is not recommended, as he can unmake you.
>>3058365
Probably no-
>>3058374
Fuck.
>>3058407
He attacks it with the determination only a frustrated player can have.
>>3058558
>a special forces team
What do you think that squad of patrollers you encountered in alternate timeline Big Gete Star was for?
>practically impossible to kill
>impossible
He doesn know of the max level human Oozaru-slayer build.
>>3058577
It will not happen by then, unfortunately. You could make progress towards having Golden Oozaru as a powerful last resort, but Primal is still far too far away.
>>3058584
There are limits to how long you can stay without risking SKoT discovering her base.
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>>3058577
Well, eventually we’ll get Primal Legendary, which will be the coolest thing ever. Probably gonna need a big base PL to pull it off though. And a bunch of strong fighter to keep us occupied till we can regain control in Emerald Oozaru.

>>3058584
Eh, eager as I am to unlock Primal as well, our base PL is just way too low for us to access it. We might be able to raise our base PL high enough, with access to whatever training facilities Chaya’s used to get so monstrously strong for a few months, but training ourself to control Golden Oozaru would be a whole other kettle of fish (Though all the training we’re putting into improving our mental discipline for controlling Berserk will probably make it much easier to control Golden Oozaru, when the time comes).
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>>3058695
Thats fine, I just want their reactions to us BTFO three of their gods, and the various powers that be hearing we did essentially song related. I am not saying go back to finish them...yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
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>>3058695
Also those jokes were supposed to be the spec ops team to deal with us? Did Chorona eat some of her own cooking before picking them?
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>>3058695
>There are limits to how long you can stay without risking SKoT discovering her base.
DID THAT LITTLE BITCH LEAVE A TRACKER ON US.....wait a second. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
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>>3058695
Yeah, people don't seem to know how insane Nicol Bolas actually is. A dragon that can use many different mana types, basically specializing in screwing other types of plane hopping spellcasters, who is also at least at the level of an old type planeswalker. One that can survive being beheaded and be a universal threat.
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>>3058717
Hubris is his only weakness and he seems to even have failsafes for that.
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>>3058700
Probably not. Because that would be giving away too much of future encounters too early.
>>3058705
The first encounter they weren’t too impressed with you and Meloka’s strength, and didn’t take you seriously. And unlike you, they weren’t allowed to kill you either. Boss’s orders. Would further damage the timelines.
>>3058709
Not quite.
>>3058717
On a scale of BOI to Zeno, his threat level is NOPE!
>>3058720
His failsafe’s failsafe has a failsafe. Which was his real plan all along.
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>>3058732
Yep. I've played magic for a while, love the lore. Happy that Grand has added it, but for the love of everything ever...just take a minute before you poke at the Bolas. If Urza's head could be considered a threat...beware the Bolas.
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>>3058732
Awwww, fine. But i want a good exposition for our god maiming.
>The first encounter they weren’t too impressed with you and Meloka’s strength, and didn’t take you seriously. And unlike you, they weren’t allowed to kill you either. Boss’s orders. Would further damage the timelines.
You know, first time the boi would get something right by telling them to not underestimate us. Figures he couldn't put the fear of Karn in them.
>Not quite.
Then is it because she might notice we aren't where we are "supposed" to be, and starts a search?
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>>3058732
>implying his real plan wasn't to have his failsafe fail to overcome the enemy's failsafe which was in itself a failsafe set in place a millennia ago by Bolas to stop his own, other failsafe from failing against a completely different threat

We're all playing Chess while Bolas is playing 3d backgammon.
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>>3058753

noy ou think to small, hes playing Paradox Poker with tzzech and Creed
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>>3058739
>>3058753
Karn is to stupid to not fuck up his failsafes by accident.
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>>3058695
>>a special forces team
>What do you think that squad of patrollers you encountered in alternate timeline Big Gete Star was for?

he said special forces not 'special' forces
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Is there a reason Towa isn't handpicking strong warriors from our timeline the instant before we kill them to build up her own task force?
I'm sure having even just a small squad to run small missions would be a big help for her.
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>>3058753
Yeah, don't fuck with Old School Planeswalkers. They're of the "Literally Omnipotent" class of shit. Luckily there aren't many of them.
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>>3058739
Fighting Bolas is top 10 bad ideas.
>>3058744
They were a bunch of cocky punks when you fought them. But seeing you recently, well... SKoT’s rules of engagement for you have changed
>>3058753
All according to plan.
>>3058956
Fucking dammit, that’s a good one.
>>3059022
>strong warriors
Like who?
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>>3059039
Didn’t they get, like, nerfed or something by the universe? Or am I remembering that wrong? Never been super into MtG.

>>3059131
>Like who?

Godzilla is clearly the superior choice. Though she’d probably have trouble fitting him into her facilities. Killua maybe? That might have been before we started running into her though. Our poor, unfortunate Brute Bro? But yeah, picking a task force from among people who would hate one of your primary agents doesn’t really seem like a very good strategy.
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>>3059131
>SKoT’s rules of engagement for you have changed
I'm still amazed she hasn't tried even once to get on karn's good side.

I still remember you saying she was once trying to figure out how to get karn to work for her, but in the end all stupid midget bitch ever did was send people to kill our family.
How about you use some of that magic to help our friend's PTSD, huh?
Or send someone to help up fend off the gigantic army coming to slaughter our people?

No? Just gonna sit on your ass and fucking watch?
Gee, i wonder why we don't like you. Cunt.

You know what she did the when we first met? Right after her errand boy tried to kill our wife?
She asked us to do something.
Without explaining why. Without giving us a reason. Without giving us anything in return.
She just gave us an order, like we already belonged to her.
She's lazy, impulsive, incompetent, fucking EVIL and a terrible cook. The lives of trillions mean nothing to her unless there's someone useful to her in that timeline. She thinks nothing of erasing everyone, innocent or otherwise. It's no wonder time is so fucked up with her in charge.
If you've screwed the pooch hard enough for a new timeline to be born, it's your duty to nurture and stabilize it, not to destroy it unless you can find a useful lackey inside.

You'd think a kai who's caused so much death would be executed. Zamasu was.
Is that the only difference? Do you have to act the part? If we pretend to be a friendly little goodie two-shoes, will we be untouchable?
Really, really not liking chronoa here.
good job GD, it's honestly amazing how you've turned around the good, innocent character of someone we've barely interacted with to such a degree, with just a few lines of dialogue and a simple change in perspective
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>>3059241
>a terrible cook

It's funny because this might be an actual serious flaw to have in sayian society.
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>>3059241
Zamasu did nothing wrong.
We should set him to kill Chronoa for incompetence if we can prevent him going Zero Ningen Plan after we meet him.
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>>3059335

oh lawd that would be fun
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>>3059266
>It's funny because this might be an actual serious flaw to have in sayian society.
All you have to do is be able to cook meat rare.
HOW IS THAT EVEN HARD.
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>>3059182
>But yeah, picking a task force from among people who would hate one of your primary agents doesn’t really seem like a very good strategy.
It rarely is.
>>3059241
>I’m still amazed she hasn’t tried even once to get on Karn’s good side.
She couldn’t directly help because that would be changing the rules, and she’d “be no better than that criminal Towa.”
>spoiler
Thank you.
>>3059266
She’s such a bad cook, one bite of her pudding kept GOKU out of a fight with his then-strongest opponent yet for the fate of the Earth.
>>3059335
Zamasu did plenty wrong. But removing useless fucks like Shin wouldn’t have been bad if he planned ahead and trained someone to replace them. Also, this future is entirely possible.
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>>3059654
>She couldn’t directly help because that would be changing the rules, and she’d “be no better than that criminal Towa.”

>welp now we know here alignment: lawful stupid.
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>>3059654
Oh boy Karn Black... wonder how trippy that would be for Meloka. Two Karns....
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>>3059717
>Karn Black goes to kill Meloka with a sneak attack
>Looks down
>There's an energy blade lodged into a nonvital part of his gut
She thought it was impromptu training. It's nothing Karn couldn't handle anyways.
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>>3059674
As if you couldn’t already tell.
>>3059717
She’d be able to tell the difference. And unlike Chichi/Goten, she’ll actually be able to defend herself.
>>3059736
>impromptu training
She’s not Gohan and we’re not Piccolo
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>>3059797
>She’s not Gohan and we’re not Piccolo
Okay we'll call it foreplay then. How else do you warm up before coitus?
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>>3059797
since we befriended Freeza, could we also befriend Zamasu? In a "please don't erase mortals, just kill and replace useless gods with competent ones" sorta business partnership?
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>>3059878
>tldr dont take it out on the grunts when its the middle level management thats fucking incompetent
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>>3059878

I don't think so. Zamasu is pretty hell bent on erasing mortals from reality because of their cyclic behavior that doesn't seem to change.

The most tolerant version of Zamasu is when he trains the time patroller in DBXV2, and only because he senses divine Ki in that person. Though Zamasu comes to respect and perhaps even like that one individual, that only extends so far as to consider them as a minor deity that can work under him as a subordinate. Everyone else is beyond redemption and deserves nothing but death.
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>>3059803
Kek.
>>3059878
You’re more likely to befriend Cooler. Zamasu’s
>>3059903
That Zamasu thinks he can persuade the time patroller into following him instead, especially since that patroller is a “new” deity, and not one of the useless deities that does nothing.
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But Karn is already a god, Zammy-boy. The god of Gains.
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So how concerned is the Supreme Kai of Jobbers about the fact that we just BODIED her strongest warrior, not long after we got done tearing three gods new assholes?
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>>3059992
To be technical, two gods and tore the tits off a goddess. Poor bitch didnt know how to train them to resist our grip. Not that she could have without fair warning.
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>>3059985
Not quite.
>>3059992
As I said, her rules for her Time Patrollers engaging you have changed.
>>3060030
She’s a goddess of the hunt and of forests, but for the first time her prey got the better of her.
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>>3060089
>As I said, her rules for her Time Patrollers engaging you have changed.

rule one: don't
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>>3060089
Ya know if she was smart, she'd take a hostage.
Something to gain leverage on us.
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>>3060093
That, good sir, is how you get the top position on Karn's shit list. It's not a place you want to be
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>>3060093

have you SEEN what happens when karns family is in danger. it NEVER ends well for anyone
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>>3060095
Certainly didn't work out for Demongo when he tried to use Leyas and Sarada against Karn
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>>3060094
>>3060095
Well I don't count on SKoT being smart enough to think that far ahead.
Besides, it is a sound plan if you can somehow get the hostage in a place Towa can't get into.
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>>3060089
>She’s a goddess of the hunt and of forests, but for the first time her prey got the better of her.
That's a funny way to call a rampaging dragon monkey bitchslapping her brothers like ragdolls.
>>3060094
>Ya know if she was smart, she'd take a hostage.
And that is a funny way to say suicide. Boi, out of everyone there, would be the first to put his foot down saying that is the single, dumbest, dangerous, and counterproductive thing there is......Unless that would be the event where he uses Towa's button to give Karn an in so he doesnt kill them all.
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>>3060100
>tfw you hide a hostage in a rift in space and time that cannot ever be accessed by anyone ever

>tfw you now have the most pissed off dragon-warrior in history literally punching through the fabric of dimensions to kick your ass
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>>3060093
>SKoT kidnaps little Chaya
>New PQ: Karns rampage in Toki Toki City
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>>3060107
>While the screams of terror, unadulterated and unfiltered rage, and explosions. Chaya is with Hyoka.
>The two are currently in a bunker house on the outskirts of the city, through tons of soundproofing, watching interdimensional Disney channel.
>Trunks is there too apologizing profusely to the tiny angel.
>Chaya proceeds to huff, float up to his head, and pats him saying it's okay, "If daddy says he can forgive enemies for doing their job, she can too."
>Trunks just stares at her as she floats of to be cute on the couch and watch tv, Hyoka feeling oddly broody at the tiny blackhole of cuteness.
>While they aren't paying attention he walks into the hallway, and starts softly banging his head, holding Towa's button in his hand. Thinking, 'what am i doing with my life.'
>Pink Midget panicking noises intensify outside.
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QM UPDATE

Three full posts in on this week’s epilogue, this time we’ll see things during and after that battle from the perspective of the boi.

>>3060091
Kek.
>>3060093
She may not be bright, but even she’s not THAT dumb.
>>3060095
>>3060097
This.
>>3060102
Trunks would certainly oppose any such poorly thought out plan.
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>>3060133
>Trunks would certainly oppose any such poorly thought out plan.

>Trunks' reaction to hearing someone suggest kidnapping Karn's family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LSJJeR6MEU
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>>3060146
I was thinking more along the lines of TFS Trunks asking Krillin what he was thinking after breaking the self destruct button.
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>>3060107
>Trunks walks into the time nest "hey everybody what's up" he see's little chaya bound and gagged and a little bruised(she kept rolling hundreds until she didn't and karn saw)
>Trunks "nonononono" and then he feels something a ripple in space and time like something no someone was pounding on a door
>everyone but chaya run outside the pounding getting worse all the while and once everyone's out they see/hear/feel a small crack in space just floating midair
>they hear a noise a voice no two faint at first buy growing in time with the crack getting bigger
>suddenly two giant four fingered scalely fist burst through grabing the edge and and pushing it wider revealing berserk!dragon force and karn
>"chAYAAAAAAAA" and "bOIIIIII"
>the time patrol"shit"
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>>3060146
Kek.
>>3060154
I was thinking the same actually.
>>3060197
Trunks would use the Towa button to gtfo, literally anywhere would be better than staying there for him.
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>>3060214
now i'm wondering what it would take to inflict that kind of terror in ace or skot
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>>3060233
Probably more than we are capable of to be honest.
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>>3060197
Wait a minute. Dragon force bypasses any defense. ANY.
COULD IT PIERCE THROUGH SPACE? THROUGH TIME? THROUGH DIMENSIONS?
Hide wherever you wish, it doesn't matter. Karn can break in.
Hmmm...even magic likely doesn't stand a chance...
What happens of buu's egg is prematurely broken? Without gathering enough energy to open normally. Just pierce through it and scramble the contents.
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>>3060301
I doubt we can bust through dimensions through sheer force.
There may however be someone we can get some tips on that from if GD decides to be a cool guy.
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>>3060214
Speaking of Ace, once again...

That was sure one hell of a different kind of fight for him, huh?
I'm sure he's used to losing to Chaya. Maybe he even expected he would, or maybe he thought super saiyan blue would let him pull it off.
But in the end, Chaya and Ace's fights are basically friendly bouts. They never REALLY try to kill eachother, and i don't think they even dislike eachother.
But Karn? Karn wanted him fuckin' dead. I wonder if he's ever lost to someone who was really, actually trying to kill him. Someone who actually could.
To feel your body break in half in the face of that, to be helpless in that moment, that has to have done something to him.

Maybe not enough to fuck him up like the boy, but enough to give him a shiver when he remembers it.
You can bet he's gonna be hitting the gym hard to make sure nothing like that ever happens again.
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>>3060233
Those are big players in the universe while the BOI is a secretary, If we want to inflict the kind of terror the BOI feels for us into them we'd need to have our imfamy reach Mechikabura levels and that's a bit too much.

>>3060301
As for busting through dimensioons, the reason for that happening is more likely to do with Buu's extremely magical nature than with high levels of power, so doing that is unlikely.
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>>3060306
Also, Ace x Future Chaya is the perfect battle junkie retard shonen protagonist forbidden love, and i approve.
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>>3060303
Not sheer force. But by intentionally targetting the dimensional barrier.
It bypasses defenses no matter how high.
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>>3060306
I don't think it's the fact that we wanted him dead that fucks with him, it's how fast it happened.
Power of literal God's and he got folded like he was nothing by some interloper who was no right to be as powerful as he was in that moment.
I'd be having serious confidence issue while my spine healed up if I was Ace.
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>>3060313
I don't see ace as someone who's confidence would shake that easily.
He might be afraid of getting wrecked again, but that would in the end, drive him to train harder to keep it from happening.
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>>3060307
Dragonforce's stand ability would be doing it, not its sheer power.
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>>3060316
To be fair, being shaken after getting manhandled like that would be too much of a personality trait for Ace anyways.
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>>3060321
kek
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>>3060321

owch. gonna need a senzu for that one
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>>3060233
Repeated beatings.
>>3060301
Space, time, and dimensions don’t really have defenses, so to speak. Magic may not be able to directly stop it, but redirecting/undoing may be possible.
>What happens if Buu’s egg is prematurely broken?
Depends on the circumstances.
>>3060306
He hadn’t yet learned to really control that form. However, he thought it was his only shot to end the fight in his favor, before he lost. But using it while as exhausted as he was, his power quickly ran out and you were easily able to defeat him. Had you not interfered, he could have beaten Chaya before running out of power.
>But in the end, Chaya and Ace’s fights are basically friendly bouts.
Yes. They’ve fought both with and against each other. As for Karn, no. Ace never lost against an opponent seeking only to kill him and make him suffer. It was a paralyzing experience.
>>3060309
Kek.
>>3060313
Was an eye-opener. Never underestimate your opponent, especially if they have far more experience than you.
>>3060321
Sheeeeeeit
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>>3060309
I also approve of this forbidden romance, I can't even think of anyone else she could pursue anyway.
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>>3060345

can you imagain how akward the family dinners would be though?
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>>3060336
>dont really have defenses
Sure they do. Weak, pitiful defenses in the face of dragonforce.
The only issue is finding out how to target it with our stand. But IT might help in wrapping our head around it somewhat.
I just want to dragonforce a nigga into another dimension. Or into next week.
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>>3060349
Send a person to the future where our Karnage Training Program is law?
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>>3060349
we could try to put it in a mental context of skot is using Space, time, and dimensions etc as a defense by simple keeping us from her like a shield that will fall before dragon force i suppose idk maybe it'll work maybe it won't
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>>3060351
>fatties rounded up for execution via training program
Adapt or die, lardass
1000 more pushups before breakfast
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>>3060351

aku approves of this message
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>>3060303
>I doubt we can bust through dimensions through sheer force.

But a retarded pink asshole can just by screaming. Fucking magic silly putty I swear.
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>>3060321
Fuuuck, i could feel the heat off that one.
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>>3060336
>But in the end, Chaya and Ace’s fights are basically friendly bouts.
>Yes. They’ve fought both with and against each other.
Noooooooo
>It was a paralyzing experience.
NEW BOOOOOOOI
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>>3060351
>LOOOOOONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I KARN, DRAGON OF NEW SALDA, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE TRAINING REGIMENT, BUT A FOOLISH BOY WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
HE FAILED
BUT ANOTHER CAME
HE ALSO FAILED
THIS REPEATED SEVERAL TIMES
EVENTUALLY A PINK MIDGET APPEARED SO I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND CAST HER INTO THE FUTURE WHERE MY TRAINING REGIMENT IS LAW
SHE DIDN'T RETURN
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>>3060485
>Sensei Karn, what are my biceps, shoulders, quads, calves, and pecs gonna look like after your regimen?
>EXTRA THICC
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>>3060491
>>3060485
You know, if we have to crash and burn this quest, we need to leave our regiment program with our business partner Aku. Jack may be awesome and die, but its the only way to insure the Pink Shit suffers forever.
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So how worried should we be about pissing off puddin?
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>>3060502

its not puddin we should be worried about its her dad
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>>3060345
>>3060347
Lots of one-sided conversations.
>>3060363
Magic is bullshit, and ignores most if not all the rules you will be bound to.
>>3060502
See
>>3060503
You’d have to try really, really hard to get on his bad side. Especially with what he has planned for you.
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>>3060706
>Magic is bullshit, and ignores most if not all the rules you will be bound to.

So clearly we need to learn magic somehow then, so that we may become even more overpowered.
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>>3060706
This goes back around to why [Dragon Force] is weak on the stand scale. The more definition a stand has, the weaker it is. If Dragon Force's ability was just "Piercing" then it'd be a top tier stand.
Currently Karn's in the same position as DIO, the user is really strong and the stand has one really good ability that the user being strong can capitalize on, but it's far from some of the shit the less defined Stands can do.
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>>3060736
Thats why it lets us damage ANYTHING we hit with it. Such as pussy as gods and a goddess. And Boy's that have no business talking to our baby girl, even if she is a grown woman.
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>>3060706
Can we become best buds with Dumplin?
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>>3060751
It's the only way we can defeat the time loli.
Two family men joining forces against the powers that be.
Karn will have to work on his danny devito impression, though.
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>>3060742
Yeah, that's the one really good ability I was talking about.
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>>3060736
I mean, it's more like our Stand is a Stardust Crusaders Stand, rather then being underpowered. It's strong, but in a straightforward way, rather then being some broken af pussy ass reality breaking bullshit like the Stands from later arcs, such as King Crimson or Dirty Deeds. I rather prefer it that way, to be honest. It wouldn't be very fair if we had some vague, absurd power that let us explode opponents on contact or rewrite time or travel between parallel dimensions or what have you, on top of the broken Ki based powers we've already got. Besides, even if our Stand isn't ideally suited to single combat against equal foes, or combatting reality altering Stands, it basically gets an S ranking with regards to how much destructive force it can put out. Berserk [Dragon Force] could have probably cleared out a good portion of the ships that attacked New Salda all by it's lonesome, if we'd went all out with something like Event Horizon or Red Dawn. We can inflict way more damage on a wide scale with our Stand then just about any other Stand that comes to mind is capable of.
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>>3060806
To be fair, we are really fucking broken, its just in a unobtrusive way. We can kill and maim gods with it.
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>>3060719
Magic is not something Saiyans have any innate talent for.
>>3060736
In Dio’s defense, Za Warudo is at least as strong as Star Platinum. And you’ve learned only a little bit about what it can do.
>>3060751
Who knows? But here’s a question: why has he taken an interest in you?
>>3060806
This. It doesn’t change your fighting style, it simply enhances what you already do and gives you more options.
>>3060816
>We can kill and maim gods with it
And so much more
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>>3060907
>Magic is not something Saiyans have any innate talent for.
>Assuming we'll let not having a natural talent for something stop us

We weren't naturally a LSSJ either, yet we still managed to blunder our way into it with copious amounts of rage and shenanigans. Besides, I'm sure there's some sort of magic we can learn that doesn't rely on having specific genetics or whatever. Even if we don't become great with it, we probably want to at least cover our bases enough that we can detect or defend against basic magic stuff if we get attacked with it. Either that or we devise some sort of antimagic tools or ki based abilities. Don't really want to have to rely on Raven for basic stuff.
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>>3060907
>why has he taken an interest in you?
Because of how we make Towa so wet?
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>>3060974
Ki can do many things magic can’t, and vice-versa.
>>3061011
Ha.
>>3061034
Liam’s true form?
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>>3061114
>Liam’s true form?

More sacrifices would be needed to draw out such magnificence.
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QM UPDATE

Almost 6 full posts in on the epilogue, looking for having it out Thursday evening. And soon Chronoa will reveal her second ace up her sleeve. Congratulations anons, Karn has reached the threat level of “In case of catastrophe: break glass.”

>>3061349
Ha.
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>>3061523
All you have to do is not be an asshole, chronoa.
Still waiting. Any time you're ready.
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>>3061534
>Chronoa
>lawful
>stupid
Pick 3
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>>3061523
>she thinks she has a counter-measure that'd be enough to stop us
JUST GIVE ME A REASON YOU LITTLE PINK SUMBITCH
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>>3061547
Maybe we should like, send her a message.
They're constantly creeping on us, so maybe just paste a message to her all over the ship's walls.

Make it clear that we're not unreasonable, that we won't just automatically attack them if they want to talk. That we're open to discussion, if they'll just come over to actually talk instead of fight.
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>>3061553
>this is interpreted as a trap and loli of stupidity sends a deathweapon at Karn

>[Trunks' screams intensify]
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>>3061547
Seriously, how is somebody who's this incompetent put in charge of something so important?
We're definitely gonna have to talk to Whis or Zeno about this down the line.
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>>3061523
*hits the goku button*
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>>3061523
Just leave our timeline alone and there will be an end to the horror
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>>3061552
You’ll have to wait and see.
>>3061553
>>3061567
Ha.
>>3061578
Seniority? She’s had the job for tens of millions of years, and these problems she’s dealing with now have been around for less than 3.
>>3061579
Ha.
>>3061584
>he says, after maiming three gods in another plane of existence
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>>3061590
>>he says, after maiming three gods in another plane of existence

Hey they engaged Karn. Karn didn't just walk up to three gods and say "Ayo where the spear wimmen at?". It was self defense and they have only themselves to blame. I wouldn't blame a wood chipper for killing someone who just jumped head-fucking-first into it.
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>>3061590
>he says, after maiming three gods in another plane of existence
We only had to do that because nobody else would help us.

It's real simple. Either lend us a hand once in a while, or else we'll have to keep doing odd jobs for your enemy who will.
Ask yourself, which causes more issues? Bending the rules that you probably made up yourself and helping one girl overcome her trauma, or letting her friends do it the hard way by gutting three gods and claim a godkilling spear for your archenemy?
Think real hard on that. You'd have to be an idiot to pick the wrong one here.

Actually, that should be what we write on the posters.
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>>3061604
>that should be what we write on the posters.

>Karn-neto was right
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>>3061590
>he says, after maiming three gods in another plane of existence
They could have just left us alone. They have no one to blame but themselves, and soon, the time loli will learn this lesson as well.
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>>3061590
>>he says, after maiming three gods in another plane of existence
>said Gods having picked that fight of their own volition
WE ARE IN THE RIGHT AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.
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>>3061602
True, karn was literally just fucking sitting there and watching, then they started trying to fry us.
They got theirs.

I feel like we've been here before.
Karn's just sitting around, not doing much... then some asshole god comes in and starts antagonizing him, then he's the bad guy for dealing with it.

Nobody wants to talk, everybody wants to fight.
Well, karn can definitely fight back if that's what they want. Seriously, maybe try talking.

>>3061579
>Goku shows up
>"Hey, you!"
>"Huh? Oh, hey. You need something?"
>"You're Karn, right? I hope you're ready for a fight!"
>"What, you want a match down at the arena? I mean, i guess i've got time..."
>Chaya shows up, tackles karn in a bear hug
>"Daddy! Can we go train now? You promised!"
>"Sure thing, sweetie. Do you want to go down to the arena? This guy says he wants a match, too."
>"You're... not quite how chronoa described you..."
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>>3061523
>“In case of catastrophe: break glass.”

Chronoa invokes a dread curse that transforms all food that Saiyans eat into her own cooked cuisine, thus dooming the Saiyan race to genocide by food poisoning and/or starvation?
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>>3061618
>"She didn't even mention my kids, did she?"
>"Kids? You have more than one!?"
>"Six, 5 related 1 adopted."
>"Wow...the way she talked about you I thought you were like my brother for a minute there."
>"Your brother? She couldn't have meant Raditz, right?"
>"That's him!"
>Karns face when
I feel like we'd probably get along with Goku all things considered, even if his naivete would wear on Karn at times.
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>>3061625
Sure, he'd be a great training buddy.
It's not like karn does anything particularly evil all that often anyways.

Even if he did, karn would probably just shug and be like "What?" when goku scolded him.
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>>3061628
I think Karn understands what he's doing as a conqueror for the PTO. Even if Goku doesn't like what he does, I'm sure Karn would be able to explain in suck a way to him that be understandable and justify his actions somewhat.
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>>3061631
To be fair, i can't remember the last time karn actually cleansed a world to sell it.
He's always busy keeping public order and rescuing people more than anything.

Karn is the unjustified aggressor surprisingly rarely.
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>>3061634
Yeah, I think the last planet we actually took over was at least 5 years back in quest.
It's probably for the best anyhow, Karn is too important an asset to waste on something Frieza can just throw mooks or the Ginyu Force at.
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>>3061602
>>3061604
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>>3061616
Well, you did kinda barge in on their world uninvited.
>>3061618
Goku and Karn interactions could be interesting.
>>3061621
She’d think she’s blessing the Saiyans, while Karn’d think she’s trying to kill them all.
>>3061631
Karn picked his side, and he’s stayed with it. He knows he can’t win against the universe by himself, and Freeza proved in the last battle that he’s as there for you as you are for him.
>>3061634
During the Covenant War, claiming their planets. Or was it when Karn was cleansing Sera and accidentally the entire planet instead of just the living things?
>>3061638
If my memory serves it was no more than 4 years ago.
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>>3061646
>Well, you did kinda barge in on their world uninvited.
Guy at the door said we were good to go, take it up with him.
>Goku and Karn interactions could be interesting.
Interactions with Vegeta or Raditz would also be interesting.
Also have our kids had any matches against Nappa's yet? I know we're not the only Saiyan getting the population back up.
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>>3061649

we need to be carful with what moves we use around goku, damn move theif he is. has exactly ONE orginal move, and we have a better version of it.
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>>3061652
I'd love to see an Instant Transmission contest between the two of us.
And while our moves are certainly original in-character, only a few of them are truly Karn's.
And even then, they're mostly large explosions with color effects.
We've gotta step up our move game anyhow, and now is the perfect occasion to come up with a new trump card technique since our fight with the Arbiter is coming up.
We really need to call up Ginyu and train with him so we can formulate a good move against Sangheili anyways.
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>>3061646
>Well, you did kinda barge in on their world uninvited.
Hardly worthy of a death sentence. If they decide to overreact to a non-violent observer, it's their own fault when it bites them in the ass.

>During the Covenant War, claiming their planets. Or was it when Karn was cleansing Sera and accidentally the entire planet instead of just the living things?
Yeah, i'm sure those worlds totally weren't stolen by the covenant in the first place. Not saying karn's any better, but those fuckers are hardly innocent either.

As for sera, that was literally a bomb waiting to go off. That shit could have happened at almost any time.
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>>3061662
I mean, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Energy Javelin before in the show, or the Energy Body, or Ki Mines, or the Piercing Fist. Not to mention Event Horizon or Red Dawn.
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>>3061662
>We really need to call up Ginyu and train with him so we can formulate a good move against Sangheili anyways.
Hey, that's not a bad idea.

>Call up Ginyu
>"Sorry, but this is an order from your superior officer. You're to report to the battledome immediately. I need to... use your body."
>"Hey, hey, hey! I'm flamboyant, but not THAT flamboyant!"
>"You are precisely that flamboyant."
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>>3061679
>Energy Javelin before in the show
Bardock threw one at Frieza's deathball before he bit it
>Energy Body
Possibly original, but the concept has been knocked around quite a bit in various media
>Ki Mines
It's basically just the first step to a Hellzone Grenade
>Piercing Fist
Goku killed King Piccolo with it
>Event Horizon
The startup is derivative of the Final Flash, but it's effects certainly are original given that it pulls people into it's blast radius.
>Red Dawn
Red Super Explosive wave, thus meaning it's superior. Still derivative though.
This isn't to say I have a problem with Karn's moves or taking inspiration for said moves from established canon.
I'm just saying the Arbiter has seen this shit before and we need something to throw him off his game.
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ki mines...been a while since we used that, huh? same with kicking up dustclouds and shit.
I feel like we used to be a lot more tactical, now we sorta bruteforce/outskill people directly.
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>>3061700
Riot Javelin, not Energy Javelin. Piercing Fist also is completely different from Oozaru Fist/Penetrate!, as that relies on shooting a beam behind yourself to propel forwards, while Piercing Fist creates a cone of Ki around yourself for protection, while projecting Ki infront of your fist for damage.
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>>3061703
Ki Mines might still be useful. Dust clouds are kind of useless at this level though, now that most enemies can sense Ki decently well. Being blind doesn't matter worth a shit when they can still sense exactly where you are.
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>>3061707
Mask your ki signature.
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>>3061710
I don't think that's just a rookie mistake sort of thing, I think it flat-out doesn't work in many instances. Such as veteran, trickster fighters like that wolf asshole in Super not being able to do it. And especially with Karn, he probably doesn't have the Ki control required yet. On the other hand, Meloka...
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pretty sure the Grinder vaiiant of super explosion wave is unique.


>grinder red dawn
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>>3061712
In super, the z-fighters were all insanely bullshit-tier fighters with massive amounts of ki control and ki sensing ability.
Never use super for comparison.
99% of people in our universe don't know how to sense ki. If they did, we wouldn't need scouters.
I doubt even the arbiter can sense ki.
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>>3061646
I'm really glad we became best bros with Freeza. Really makes me like his character more.
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I think we should focus on su ma and definitely ask the guardian for advice.
If we trained Telekinesis and critted we could lock Arbiter down and just be a general asshole with phantom punches.
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>>3061745
>*in a high pitched voice* he punched me in the dick why? why'd he punch me in the dick?
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>>3061762
>AHHHHHH MY GLUBARK
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Y'know, I was kind of curious. People always project Ki from their hands, or very rarely some other spots, like the mouth, eyes, or feet. But can you fire it from, say, your elbow? Or heel? Because that seems like it'd be a good way to suddenly reverse the momentum of a "Missed" attack, not to mention hitting enemies with a Ki attack from a completely orthodox spot would probably give you at least one good chance of connecting with a hit. And firing Ki from areas like the elbow or heel could really pump up the momentum behind a kick or punch.
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>>3062107
Considering techniques like Explosive wave project Ki from every inch of your body, yes.
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>>3061649
Would he have let you in if he knew what you were about to do? And no, the only matches against other Saiyan kids is what Broly did, and Chaya v Raditz. For children they’re extremely, unusually powerful.
>>3061652
He’s a sponge. Both in able to absorb others’ techniques, and in how much punishment he’s able to take.
>>3061677
To be fair, how did Karn react when he found Silva Zoldyck on ‘his’ world?
>>3061679
Energy Javelin is a move I took from SAQ, don’t think I ever saw it before then.
>>3061689
Ginyu might be able to give you some insight into how Sangheili move and don’t move.
>>3061703
Not wrong. However, you had to be more tactical to survive before.
>>3061707
Most in the universe still can’t sense ki. However, hiding in a dust cloud is hard when your body is glowing.
>>3061712
Karn and Meloka are not yet aware of being able to mask their ki.
>>3061714
It is certainly a fun finishing move.
>>3061729
It made the story far more interesting. Freeza’s so much more now than simply a hurdle to overcome because reasons.
>>3061745
Could be interesting, but you can’t ‘hit’ with Telekinesis.
>>3061967
>>3061969
And a Happy Thanksgiving to you all as well anons.
>>3062107
It’s possible
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>>3062199
>To be fair, how did Karn react when he found Silva Zoldyck on ‘his’ world?
You mean the guy exuding bloodlust who came there to kill him because karn killed his son who was also sent to assassinate him?
And they still ended up on decent terms in the end.
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>>3062107
Unusual ki focus place stuff is more our wife's thing I expect thought ki emission to correct attacks I could see us do.
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>>3062107
Could we enfuse our sperm with ki to make our future children stronger?
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-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 66 Epilogue I-

AGE 852, THE TIME NEST

“Wha-What happened?” you ask, slowly opening your eyes as you feel yourself regaining consciousness. The last thing you remember was Mira tossing that extremely powerful ball of ki at you an- “MIRA!!”
“Calm down Trunks, it’s over.”the Supreme Kai of Time says tiredly, pushing you back flat on the ground. You don’t resist as you yet again feel her mystic energies mending your battered body, you sighing as the agony in your body keeps fading. After a few moments it’s nothing but a memory, you sitting upright as she stands.
“Thanks Supreme Kai of Time.” you say, nodding gratefully and rising up to your feet. You are Trunks: son of the brilliant human scientist Bulma and the Saiyan Prince Vegeta, Time Patroller, and the Supreme Kai of Time’s right-hand man. You try and focus, doing your best to remember what had happened....

You, Hyoka, Ace, and Puddin had all appeared at a temple at the edge of the world of Theros, you coming face-to-face with Karn yet again. This time he’s accompanied by Chaya, Mira, and for some reason the young witch Raven. You’d thought that hatever they’re up to can’t be good, you need to stop it!

“We won’t let you disrupt time anymore!” you shouted as you transformed, going Super Saiyan 2. Mira flared his intimidating demonic aura as Chaya transformed, her power exploding as she went Super Saiyan 4. Hyoka and Ace both transform as well, you no longer able to sense Ace’s ki as he becomes a Super Saiyan God, Hyoka shouting, “Kaio-Ken x10!”
“Go Chaya, kick his ass!” Karn shouts as Ace and Chaya blast off, slamming into each other with tremendous power. While Karn’s distracted you see your chance: you’re ending this now! You leap right at Karn, drawing your sword in one smooth, practiced motion. If you don’t take him down now, while he’s still in his weakest form, he’ll destroy you. You lept at the perfect moment, Karn not noticing you until you’re almost on top of him. He can’t escape!

“Move!!” Mira shouts, shouldering Karn aside and firing a wave of ki at you. There’s no time to evade, Mira’s attack slamming into your exposed chest. You cry out as it hits you and sends you crashing hard into Hyoka, knocking you both away. “Stop gawking and do your jo-!”

Before he can finish you hear a crash, then see Mira tumbling through the air, Puddin in close pursuit. With Mira and Chaya occupied by Ace and Puddin, you and Hyoka now have a clear path to pursue Karn. You both rise to your feet, nodding once then sprinting for the portal. You both run inside, unnoticed, the air quickly turning so dark your Super Saiyan aura cannot illuminate it.

“Why do you seek passage to the realm of the Gods?” a deep, powerful voice asks from everywhere at once, you jumping a bit in surprise.
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>>3062347
You look around confused for a moment, then realize you both are standing before a massive being seemingly made of a starry night’s sky. From the briefing you got before the mission, you know this is Kruphix, the Eldest God of the Theros pantheon. As the God of Mysteries and the Unseen, he governs the border between Theros and Nyx, as well as the flow of time through these paired planes of existence. The Supreme Kai of Time had warned you that you may have to confront the deity, and here you stand before him.

“I’m here for Karn.” you say, shouting into the void. “He’s not supposed to be here in your worlds, I’m here on orders from the Supreme Kai of Time to protect the proper flow of time.”
“You may not enter.” the booming voice says, your eyes widening in surprise.
“What?” you ask in confusion. “Why not?”
“He is here to remove that cursed weapon.” Kruphix says, you feeling yourself suddenly flying backward. “I will not let you interfere.”
“Dammit!!” you shout, as you and Hyoka are thrown from the portal and land on the ground outside the temple. You’re getting really tired of being tossed around today. You get back to your feet, preparing to enter the temple again when you see it. A massive, serpentine head begins emerging from a starry portal between you and the temple, it glaring angrily right at you.

“Wha-What the hell is that?” Hyoka asks, taking a half-step back as you brandish your sword. Your eyes widen in surprise as another head comes through, then another and another. You and Hyoka leap back as the creatures, no creature emerges.
“It’s a hydra.” you say, awestruck. You’d never seen one of the mythical creatures in person before, and this one is absolutely terrifying. The heads are so large you are only the size of it’s teeth, the creature’s body almost the size of the Capsule Corp building you grew up in. The creature’s tail swings back and forth, the heads all roaring out at once. Then with it’s heads as one, the mythical beast attacks. Its heads all pick someone, attacking the six of you indiscriminately. The heads all lunge forward at once, razor sharp teeth snapping at you all. You dash around the creature’s jaws, and with a mighty shout and a single stroke you cut the head from it’s neck. The now-headless neck recoils back towards it’s body, two more heads lunging forward and viciously snapping at you. Firing a wave of energy down one’s throat, you dodging the second’s attack by mere inches. Sheathing your sword you take to the air, trying to fly far enough away to evade the snapping teeth.
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>>3062349
“I have to end this thing right now!” you think to yourself, arms flying around in the practiced motions of your Burning Attack. After a few seconds you’ve built up quite a lot of ki, ready to attack. You throw your hands forward, shouting;

“BURNING ATTAAAAACK!!”

With your shout your powerful attack blasts down, right at the creature. But instead of staying still, the creature leaps up and over your attack, it dodging! Your eyes widen in surprise as your attack misses, the creature’s many heads all lunging at you and trying to tear you apart. With only a second to act you expel even more of your energy from your body in all directions with an Explosive Wave, keeping the hundreds og snapping teeth at bay for another moment or two. But this level of energy output is unsustainable, you have to do something!

“Kamehame-“ you hear over the snapping jaws, you recognizing Hyoka’s voice. You keep up the Explosive Wave for another moment, keeping the hydra’s attention focused on you.

“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

Hyoka’s attack slams into the hydra’s body, blasting the creature away from you. You drop your Explosive Wave, watching as her beam sends the beast flying far over the edge of the world. The beast roars as it falls, you never hearing it crash after losing sight of it. You sigh out, then nod to Hyoka and you both drop down to the ground, facing the portal. Or rather, where the portal is. You see hundreds of starry soldiers formed up in a defensive phalanx, spears pointed at the two of you.

“Do not let the meddlers interfere.” Kruphix’s voice comes from the building’s ruins, the soldiers “Aaaaooooh”ing in unison. You draw your blade and take your stance, Hyoka flaring her Kaio-Ken aura back up around herself. You can’t let these things slow you down, you have to stop Karn before-

“Do you feel that?” Hyoka asks you, you stopping for a moment. After a moment you feel it too, the ground rumbling beneath your feet. But what’s causing it? You look back to the ephemeral soldiers, seeing them all looking skyward. You look up into the night sky, your jaw dropping. What the hell is he doing?!
“That’s my Daddy!!” Chaya shouts, everyone’s battles stopping as you all look up into the night’s sky. You see that Karn’s facing down Heliod, but that’s not what’s surprising. What is, is that he’s gone Berserk. You watch with a mix of awe and fear as Heliod fires a beam of light at Karn, it causing no damage. You have a terrible feeling about this. That feeling only gets worse, as Heliod is joined by Erebos and Karn unleashes a version of his Stand you’ve never seen before. It reminds you of Porunga, a hulking mass of muscle much like Karn’s Berserker form. This can’t possibly end well.
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>>3062350
“Trunks, what the hell are you doing?!” the Supreme Kai of Time shouts in your ear, you wincing at the volume. You still clearly need to fix the calibration on it, and limit the volume it puts out. Especially when she starts yelling. “If you don’t get in there and stop this, who knows what’ll happen next?!”
“Right.” you reply, turning your attention back to the phalanx before you. You focus your attention on the enemies before you, ignoring the battles of gods going on around and above you. You have a job to do. Seeing the soldiers still distracted by the battle going on in the night sky, you seize the opening and attack. Before they can re-form ranks you’re upon them, each slash of your sword taking down an enemy. But there are so many of them, and you quickly find yourself surrounded. With a shout you fire another Explosive Wave, knocking the nearby soldiers down and leaping into the air.

“Hyoka now!” you shout, the two of you having done this same maneuver against Mira before. You distract the enemy or enemies, then leap away as Hyoka blasts them. It works, her overwhelming wave of power blasting the soldiers apart. With the path now clear, the two of you rush to the portal, determined to get through. You and Hyoka had almost made it to the portal, but the last thing you remember was Chaya suddenly appearing before you, cocky grin on her face. Which brings you to the present, you standing on the floor of the Time Nest as the Supreme Kai of Time moves from you to Hyoka to patch her wounds.

“We really screwed up this time, didn’t we?” you ask her, nervously laughing and rubbing the back of your head sheepishly. But instead of snapping at you or saying it’s no big deal, she remains uncharacteristicly silent. “Uhhh, Supreme Kai of Time? What’s wrong?”

She says nothing as she heals up Hyoka’s minor injuries, you looking around and realizing Ace and Puddin are nowhere to be found. They must have already gone on other missions, after bringing you and Hyoka back to the Time Nest. So why is the Supreme Kai of Time so upset?

“Th-Thanks, I owe ya one.” Hyoka says, pushing herself to her feet. She then looks around, realizing Ace and Puddin aren’t here. “Where’d they go?”
“Here they are, nyaa!” Puddin says, you seeing her carrying a set of Dragonballs in her arms. “Seven Dragonballs, ready for wishin’!”
“Thank you, that’ll be all.” Chronoa sayes tiredly, Puddin skipping away humming something vaguely familiar. But you’re far more interested in what Chronoa is doing with the Dragonballs.
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>>3062351
“Are... Are you going to wish for that timeline to be fixed?” you ask, confused. “Because I don’t think that’ll wo-“

The look she gives you stops your words in your throat, you freezing in place. You’re forcibly reminded in that moment that, despite her usual demeanor, she’s a goddess who’s lived for at least tens of millions of years and seen things you probably couldn’t fathom. In that moment, she seemed very, very huge. After a moment she turns back to the Dragonballs, and calls out:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jfdBFRuRzFc

“Come, mighty Shenron, and heed my call.” she says, the Dragonballs glowing. “Come forth, and grant my wish!”

Despite having watched it more times than you could count, Shenron being summoned is always an awe-inspiring sight. Shenron roars as he begins taking corporeal form, you starting a moment at just how similar Karn and Chaya’s Dragon Fist techniques are to the immortal dragon, despite the two of them never seeing the dragon.

“I am the eternal dragon! Speak your wish so that I may-” it roars out then looks down, noticing Chronoa. “Oh. Greetings, Supreme Kai of Time. Is it that time already?”
“Yes, it is.” she says, glancing at you and sighing out. “It is time. Shenron, I wish for you to return the warrior I sent to your timeless world to train.”

“Wait, what?” you think, jaw dropping. Chronoa’s had another ace up her sleeve this entire time? And she didn’t even tell you? You wonder ehat kind of warrior is it a moment, before she answers your thoughts.

“Return him here to the world of the living!” she shouts, yout jaw dropping further. Wait, Goku? Goku is her secret weapon? But in this timeline Goku’s been long dead since before the Androids appeared, what could she mean?
“Your wish is granted!” Shenron shouts, eyes glowing red. A blinding flash of light appears on the ground between Chronoa and the dragonballs, your ki senses overwhelmed by an amazing power. That power fades as he glow vanishes, revealing a very familiar form.

“Yo, Time Kai! How’s it going?” Goku asks, you surprised to see him not wearing orange. Instead he’s wearing a red and black gi, the Power Pole across his back and a bag of presumably Senzu beans tied in his sash. You’ve met many Gokus in your Time Patrol duties, but this one is one of the strongest. And he’s only in his base form. “So, finally found me a tough opponent, huh?”
“Wait, Goku’s your secret weapon?” you ask, but before she can answer-
“Your wish is granted!” Shenron shouts, returning to the Dragonballs as they fly up into the air, blasting off in different directions. But the Time nest is small, with only one way out. Where did they go? You shake your head, questions for another time.
“Wait, is that Trunks?” Goku asks, waving at you. “Heya Trunks, long time no see! Boy, you’ve gotten a lot stronger! did you join up too?”
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>>3062352
“I, Uhh, yes?” you reply, still shocked. What kind of training did Goku do to reach this level? And when did he join the Time Patrol?
“So, Chronoa.” Goku says, addressing the Supreme Kai of Time casually, then slams a fist into his open palm. “Who am I up against?”
“Towa has recruited powerful Saiyans to her side, who Trunks and even Ace cannot beat.” she says, leading your group over to the table and showing him the scroll. You for the first time what happened after you and Hyoka had been knocked out, Mira and Chaya battling Ace and Puddin. You watch as they fight to exhaustion, Karn and Raven suddenly appearing in the ruins. You groan as almost instantly Churai appears, grabs Raven, then disappears. Dammit, they got away witth the spear! You share a look with Hyoka, the extent of your most recent failure becoming even more apparent. You watch as Ace transforms into Super Saiyan Blue, and Karn goes, well... Angry. Goku whistles as Karn briefly battles Ace, then grabs your ally and with a shout he fires a powerful Explosive Wave. Over the blast you hear the sounds of Ace’s spine snap, you cringing a moment then turning to Goku. He seems troubled by this, turning to Chronoa.

“So that’s the guy, huh?” he asks, the Supreme Kai of Time nodding as Goku’s popping his knuckles. “Karn, right?”
“That’s him.” she replies, rolling up the scroll and returning it to it’s hiding place. “But first, I want to see the results of your training.”
“Alright, I haven’t had a proper fight in awhile.” Goku says, then looking over to you and Hyoka a moment then back to the Supreme Kai of Time. “So where’s Ace then? I wanna see what this “Super Saiyan Blue” thing is all about!”

“He’ll be back in a moment or two.” the Supreme Kai of Time says. “Puddin carried him off to get a Senzu Bean, his injuries were beyond my ability to heal correctly.”
“And I wanna see what the big bad Goku can do for myself, nyaa!” Puddin says, appearing in the doorway with a freshly healed-up Ace.
“Wait, who’re you?” Goku asks, confused. “And why do I feel like we’ve met somewhere before?”
“I’m Puddin!” she says, taking a pose similar to Hercule’s ‘I’m the Champ’. “And I’m gonna be the greatest Time Patroller ever!”
“Oh really?” Goku asks, you easily able to tell he’s starting toget excited. “Well then, I’ll take you both on! Show me the best of what the Time Patrol can do!”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 66 End-
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>>3062354
Fucking Goku:XENO. Oh lord. Well, as long as Karn doesn't immediately recognize he's working with the BOI we should be fine.
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>>3062375
>we should be fine
Anon, I...
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>>3062354
Goku Xeno? Das bad. Don't think our side has enough members at Super Saiyan God levels of power to be able to deal with both him, Puddin and Ace. So where's he been at? Just chilling in the afterlife, training?

>Puddin skipping away humming something vaguely familiar.

Amusing.
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>>3062400
It's fine. We'll just tell him we aren't the fighter he is looking for and walk away while he is confused.
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>>3062400
Maybe if we give him a good enough fight he'll be satisfied and leave us alone.
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>>3062421
He’s been getting swole.
>Amusing
Spoiler related.
>>3062438
Ha.
>>3062441
>and leave us alone
If you give him a good fight he’ll never leave you alone.
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>>3062354
why was goku concerned was he surprised by the towa mark+berserk power level is it that OP
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>>3062455
He probably just didn't really enjoy the fact that Karn went from 0 to potentially murder/permanent crippling in less than three seconds. That sort of ruthlessness can make even weaker opponents dangerous. Same thing with people who aren't afraid to fight dirty.
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>>3062459
Its cause he wont get to have the long and drawn out bullshit that he's used to, he doesnt know any other way of fighting than taking five hours to beat someone
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>>3062455
Very, very much so. It burned through so much power so quickly that it emptied several Ascended Super Saiyan Karn’s worth of power in under a minute.
>>3062459
This Goku is also smarter than most. He realizes just how dangerous Karn is.
>>3062470
Kek.
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>>3062489

...jesus fuck if we wernt in an alternate place would beerus have felt that?
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>>3062492
Not quite. The realms of Theros and Nyx are rather small.
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>>3062504
>>3062504

but yeah, compared to a canon character, how stron where we duringthose few minutes of timebreaker + beserk?
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>>3062421
Even if we did, just remember: This is a thing.
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>>3062517
This is also a thing.
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>>3062521
Indeed these are things. So is this.
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>>3062531
Yes, but that isn't a thing we have to worry about kicking our ass.
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>>3062533
>implying
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>>3062506
Very. That Demonic power is quite the force multiplier.
>>3062517
>>3062521
No Vegeta was brought along with him. Yet.
>>3062531
>>3062533
>>3062535
Karn’s no hero of time, so I believe he’s safe. Trunks, however...
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>>3062535
>green text
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>>3062349
>Boi getting jobbed by a fucking lizard
Avin a laugh here
>>3062350
And now the Spartans are about to stomp a new mudhole in him. Beautiful.
>>3062351
Midget, you can't stop the green dragon monkey. Nothing can.
>>3062351
Oh Boi, any drunk Saiyan with a day off can kill them all, stop being a disappointment.
And speaking of disappointments, MIDGET, PUT DOWN THOSE BALLS, YOU WILL FUCK IT UP!
>>3062352
Yeah, she may have lived for a long time, but she's a fucking neet that only had to do her job recently, in the last 3 years kind of recently, hear the voices that changed Karn, embrace greatness.
Because for fuck sake, this little shit is as uninspired in her secret weapons as she is inept at cooking.
>>3062354
Whatever, if he's acting like this the best way to deal with him is not fight at all. Tell him to wait till we put our kids to bed, then get a beer before the fight. Just act as boringly dad as possible.
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>>3062541
>
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>>3062506
Pretty sure GD said it was like Super Saiyan 3
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>>3062539
>No Vegeta. Yet.
Oh god, you are going to make him look at his happy, and proud rulership, and working with Freeza as a comrade. He would quit on the spot to protect this universe.
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>>3062541
~blue text
>>3062544
>this little shit is as uninspired in her secret weapons as she is inept at cooking.
Not wrong.
>Just act as boringly dad as possible.
Kek.
>>3062550
He’ll certainly want a word or two with his little self.
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>>3062575
>Then the cute girl from the most dangerous Assassin clan ever walks in and starts blushing with Little Vegeta
Bulma is pretty cool, but having a cute killer is the best for babies. Just look at Meloka.
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>>3062575
>canon vegeta meets our vegeta
Pfft. I got you one better:
>canon freeza meets our freeza
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>>3062596
the be honest there's not much of a difference between the two other then our one being friends with us and Canon being older and having gone through more stuff
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>>3062596
>"So if I'm understanding you correctly, you decided to exterminate your overall strongest stock of warriors?"
>"...Yes."
>"For no reason other than some unsubstantiated rumors spread about the lower class."
>"I-I was just getting rid of any potential usurpers!"
>"Why the hell would they usurp you!? All they want is food and strong opponents!"
>Karn nods in confirmation
>"Well it's not like my concerns weren't justified you know..."
>"Surely you can't mean one of them actually bested you."
>"..."
>SCQ Frieza starts grinning
>"DON'T YOU DARE START LAUGHING!"
>"Oh I won't. But father probably will."
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>>3062613
>”Father was bested and slain by a Super Saiyan as well!”
>Karn intrigued
>”Who?”
>tfw Karn learns canon Freeza and King Cold got destroyed by the Boi
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>>3062616
>"The boy?"
>"Yes."
>"Purple hair, beanpole looking fucker?"
>"YES."
>"Carries a sword because he can't fight with his bitch hands?"
>"YES IT WAS HIM!"
>"Bullshit. Only a complete jackass would get caught off-guard by someone as inexperienced as the boy."
>Canon Frieza's face when
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>>3062613
>>3062616
>>3062623
Fuck, all that salt is what made the Not Hoth planet from The Last Jedi. Then Karn grabs his Freeza by the arm and trains with him so he isn't a disappointment like the cannon one.
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>>3062631
>meanwhile at the time nest
>"HOLY FUCK NOW THERE'S TWO OF THEM"
>"DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT"
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>>3062645
>Fusion Dance Double Frieza Timebreaker seal released golden form full power

Where is your god now? Dead. He's dead. MegaFrieza killed him.
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>>3062670
If SS1 Goku and SS1 Vegeta combine into SS5 Gogeta, then SS1 Karn + Final Form Freeza = ???????
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>>3062688
>Golden Blue Primal Berzerk God Kareza
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Okay fellas. If Karn had to pick a saiyan (or very saiyan-like, human being the max difference) ally to fuse with, who would you vote for? This is just a thought experiment, so feel free to even pick things like adult versions of kid characters.
>Karn-Bardock fusion, the ultimate dad
>Karn-Turles fusion, the most fashionable of saiyans
>Karn-Broly fusion, the angriest motherfucker ever
>Karn-Ubo fusion, the invincible warrior
>Karn-Silva, the most skilled motherfucker ever who also will never ever exist due to bad history

Hey wait a minute...if he fused with Jotaro, would Star Platinum and Dragon Force fuse?
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>>3062688
>Trunks when
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>>3062728
Probably Ubo, though Silva is basically our Vegeta.
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>>3062730
mfw i just realized ubo is karn's krillin
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>>3062736
Fuck yeah
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I used to be a skinny twig who could barely lift a car. Now look at me - I bench press my planet's moon every morning to warm up, and I can no longer go outside without tripping over someone wanting to challenge me to a fight. How did I get this way? One word: Karnage.
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>>3062736
And if you think about it, Turles is our Yamcha, with his even hotter Bulma. Who has a sister. Who are both princesses/queens.
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>>3062746
BLOOD, SWEAT, JUICE, MEAT, TINY MUSCLE WAIFU, AND A BIG FUCKING GRAVITY CHAMBER! GET GUD TODAY!
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>>3062753
Is Bardock our Tien, fucking off to god knows where to train his dick off?
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>>3062756
>Warning: The PTO is not responsible for any injuries or deaths resulting from enhanced gravity training
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>>3062757
That is exactly what he is, we even train on screen for more noticable gains, and he never beats us.
>>3062761
NOW GET IN THAT GYM YOU LITTLE BOI'S, ITS TIME FOR CRUNCHES!
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>>3062768
>>3062757
I mean fuck, Bardock gets bullshit power ups to reach to almost our level, and we get a transformation that blows him the fuck out......oh god what have we created
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>>3062728
Either Bardock or Ubo. Leaning towards Bardock since he considers us his rival.
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>>3062790
Bardock is hardcore like karn, with plenty of saiyan pride and a love of battle. And he's even a real family man, too.
Bardock is basically Karn-lite, and there's nothing to hate about him.

If Karn had a brother, i'd want it to be Bardock.
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>>3062922
We should hang out with Bardock some more. Maybe after this whole Arbiter business is settled we could go get some training in with him. Maybe even help him reach Ascended.
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>>3062943
An ascended bardock would be a big help, honestly.
He needs to just start training alongside karn and meloka directly after this arbiter fight, so he can pick up their techniques.

Hell, group training sessions including everyone once or twice a week wouldn't be a bad idea.
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>>3062728
>if he fused with Jotaro, would Star Platinum and Dragon Force fuse?
Star Dragon does have a nice ring to it
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>>3063135
What about it's attack, the Starforce Dragon's Fist?
we chuuni as fuck out here
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>>3063137

shame StarDust Dragon is alrady a thing.
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Well I'm reminded of a certain technique thanks to this talk of fusions and stars
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Pray that it never happens
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>>3063180
would this be super saiyan energy condensed into a stand?
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>>3062728
>Karva
>never exist due to bad history
What is Vegito for $500 Alex?
>Jotaro
Would make for a far superior Stand, but a far weaker user.
>>3062746
Kek.
>>3062753
Turles is living his dream on Azar, living like a king and getting well-aquatinted with Tamaranean culture and customs.
>>3062756
>Disclaimer: tiny muscle waifu does NOT come included
>>3062757
Kinda.
>>3063135
>>3063137
>>3063139
Oh, if it ever happened.... pic might be very related.
>>3063168
Such a good movie.
>>3063180
He’s certainly built for JoJo part 2/3.
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>>3063282
>Turles is living his dream on Azar, living like a king and getting well-acquainted with Tamaranean culture and customs.

I'm sure he's getting very acquainted with "Tamaranean culture and customs". He'd better not be skipping out on his training at least, the scoundrel.

>Would make for a far superior Stand, but a far weaker user.

We'd probably have to lower our PL to equalize with Jotaro's, wouldn't we? And we wouldn't be able to transform. But yeah, damn, we'd be weak af, even if our Stand was hella strong.
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Just over twenty four hours until episode 67 begins!
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>Be Kakarot, training all day at guardians, life is swell
>Dad trainin all day somwhere in space
>play/fight with chaya and broly
>begin to see the strength difference
>oh shit.jpeg
>see Uncle Karn advertising the "Karnage" training on space tv
>oh yes
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>>3063353
I hope our Kakarot becomes just as much of a fighting and training autist as Goku was.
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Anyone else get the feeling that there's going to be at least one more session before we finally get this fight with the Arbiter over and done with?
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>>3063302
Are we still on Namek?
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>>3063289
He is enjoying the finer things in life.
Fusing with Jotaro wouldn’t be a very strong fusion (think Gokule), however a fused Stand would be incredibly powerful.
>>3063353
He’s having fun being a kid, and around other Saiyans his age instead of training almost exclusively under an old man.
>>3063356
Not yet he isn’t.
>>3063361
It may. Or this may be the big one.
>>3063371
Kek, no.
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>>3063390
>It may. Or this may be the big one.

I'd like to think so, but its probably going to go something like: We spend a couple of updates resolving what Raven's empath issues are, maybe fighting something in her headspace again, have another couple of updates negotiating for some time to train in Towa's dimension, bicker for a while over what sort of training we should do, go through the training, then probably spend another couple of updates interacting with future Chaya or Mira or something like that, then we head back, spend an update or two filling Meloka and Freeza the others in, then we bicker for a while over how we should spend our last couple of months training before the Arbiter arrives, get that done, then probably get sidetracked by some other thing, like the Lin Kuei attacking or some such, and then the Arbiter arrives, we have some pre-match foreplay where we trade blows verbally, then just as we get dropped off on the planet where we're finally going to get to battle him we get a SESSION END and have to wait until next week before we get to finish the job.
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>>3063405
I would like to get to that fight tomorrow/Sunday, but I’ve given up trying to estimate how far we’ll get in a weekend.
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>>3063405
I'm predicting we'll get to the fight on Sunday and get through roughly 1/4 of the battle before the session ends.
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>>3063414
We should put it off and have time travel adventures until we master Super Saiyan Blue 4.
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>>3063519
If you stay out of your own timeline that long, you’d never be able to return without constant Patroller attacks, and they’d be scaled up as well.
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>>3063565
Dude, they crashed the fucking wedding. That alone counts enough to be considered "unacceptably frequent intervention". I say we drive our galactic train straight into the time nest. Choo Choo Motherfuckers.
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>>3063596
Let's go to Trunk's next birthday party.
We won't even cause a ruckus, we'll just be nice to make the Time Patrol feel like assholes for fucking up our wedding.
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>>3063596
To be fair, they weren’t there for you. It would be a whole other story living under constant siege from an endless stream of Time Patrollers until you’re too exhausted to move then captured/killed.
>>3063621
Kek.
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>>3063636
I'm pretty sure they don't have an endless stream of time patrollers. Heck, from what Xenoverse and Online show they assign a single time patroller to sort out a timeline and in Online, Trunks is just straight up recruiting random ass people he comes across to fix things.
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>>3063636
>To be fair, they weren’t there for you. It would be a whole other story living under constant siege from an endless stream of Time Patrollers until you’re too exhausted to move then captured/killed.

>tfw the time patrol wouldn't just fucking quit because they hear they have to suicide against Karn until SOMEONE beats him down

ShhhiiiiiieeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEET

>>3063621
>Karn: I brought you a gift.
>Trunks: Uuuuhhhh. Is that a watermelon?
>K: Yes.
>T: Thanks?
>K: It's for you to try out your NEW SWORD ON!

A better father to Trunks than his own father was; confirmed.
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>>3063644
>>3063647
No you don’t understand. Say you beat Ace, Trunks, and the rest. They’re returned back to the Time Nest by Chronoa’s magic to rest up, then in what is less than a second to you they’re immediately back at full strength ready for more. Sort of like an endless survival mode until you’re worn down and beaten.
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>>3063669
That doesn't work if you kill them. Venting their skull can't really be fixed.

Oh wait, dragonballs.

SO WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS go and kill their fucking dragon.

Checkmate, Kamitheists.
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>>3063684
>go and kill their fucking dragon.
Stepping into her world would be a BAD IDEA. If she ever fought you directly, you would not escape.
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>>3063669
Then why haven't they been doing that? Like for the big gay star. Then if they did just send wave after wave of people at you, that'd fuck up the timeline more then time breaker shenanigans, because you'd pull in that person, their allies and whoever else.
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>>3063729
So is this Xeno Goku the Goku from the end of GT?
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>>3063821
Xeno Goku isn’t quite GT Goku but they’re very similar. Xeno Goku is GT Goku if he went through the events of Battle of Gods during the timeskip after the end of the Buu Saga but nothing of the new stuff beyond that, and he went through all the movies before it.
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>>3063772
If you trained for years in another timeline, you’d no longer be the same Karn who left.
>>3063821
We’ll see, won’t we?
>>3063849
This is a pretty good answer
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stil lwanan lern the haikai just to delete the BOI and my time loli panic
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>>3063908
Sure we would. Future Trunks trained for years in another timeline, but he's still his timeline's Trunks.
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>>3063930
Are you okay? You seem even less coherent than usual.
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>>3063930
If Whis asks us to become the next GoD then we could
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>>3063930
Would be pretty good.
>>3063937
Trunks created several alternate timelines, and was also the first one to cause time distortions. His time signature was ‘stained’ by spending so much time in other timelines, his body no longer registered as his proper time. If you spend too much time in Towa’s timeline, SKoT will be able to backtrace that lingering time essence.
>>3064056
Ha. You could. But why would Whis ask you?
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>>3064153

SKoT's face when we *keep* deleting the BOI
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>>3064153
>But why would Whis ask you?

Because Karn would do it very well? Considering his other best candidate is a bit of a psychopath with a cruel streak who tends to abuse his power.

I dunno mang. Why WOULD he?
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>>3064153
Whis' only options are a psychopathic lizard and a family man monkey. He doesn't have a whole lotta options to work with.
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>>3064163
Ha.
>>3064165
Why would he indeed? When Beerus sleeps he doesn’t have to take orders, and has free reign.
>>3064185
Or keep Beerus
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>>3064355
>Shin is useless
>Beerus is lazy and doesn't do his job properly
>Whis enables Beerus because he doesn't want to work
Good lord, is there any deity we can rely on do to their job?
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>>3064381
Only when it doesn't benefit us.
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>>3064381
>yfw Karn enacts the Zero Kais Plan
>it's actually just a new variant of his training program
>it makes gods more godly and less pathetic

The god of gains.
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>>3064381
King Yemma, Sidra, Grand Kai, Dabura, etc.
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>>3064485
>Grand Kai
I just assume he stands around all day looking cool
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>>3064514
He doesn’t stand around all day. He has that cool chair as well to sit in.
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>>3064440
Oh fuck are we gonna become reverse Zamasu?
Zero Kais plan is a go
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>>3064574
Karn plans to get rid of all the useless and incompetent Kais
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Oh fuck could we get Zamasu as a Bro?
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>>3064585
>dude who wants to kill all N I N G E N S

>being friends with a guy who claims all gods are shit and only he can make them better

>MAXIMUM ARROGANT NINGEN EXTERMINATION IS A GO

I don't think Zamasu is as nice or sane as you think he is.
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Soon
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>>3064674
Only around 12 hours until episode 67
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>>3064485
Does Dabura count as a Deity? I just figured he was the demon realm’s king or whatever.
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>>3064882
Dabura’s not a deity, that was a joke. The king of hell is better at his job than most of the Kais.
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>>3064948
Assuming Babidi has already majinified Dabura, will Trigon now attempt to take the title of Demon King? Or does Dabura keep that position?
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Fucking chinkmoot, splitting the site and breaking fucking everything to grabble more shekels.
Two bombs weren't enough.
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>>3064728
I just realized something.
Since the Xenoverse version of Karn has the same hair (and similar facial structure) as Ace, is there a rumor that Karn and Ace are related?
It doesn't help that Ace probably hasn't actually said anything about himself either.
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>>3065398
>Karn and Ace
>not Karn and Gohan
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>>3065407
Karn is too beefy to be related to Gohan.
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>>3064983
He hasn’t. Yet. A trio of intrepid bounty hunters are on the case.
>>3065345
Kek.
>>3065398
Most of the Time Patrol aren’t aware of Karn’s existance.
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New thread here: >>3065450
Started a little early, have to do some running



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