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You are in a room with Inspector Gadget who wants to forcefully Circumcise you. What do you do
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>>3053210
is it pitch black?
am I likely to be circumsized by a inspector gadget?
does the room have any doors or windows?
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Invite him to build brown bricks in Minecraft instead
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>>3053220
Your in a hospital room the door is locked the elevator is broken and there are no stairs
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>>3053258
*you're
Does he want money for the surgery he's about to perform?
Will I get an anesthetic?
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>>3053288
No to both
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>>3053297
Is the Inspector legally allowed to perform the surgery?
Does he have the medical knowledge to safely conduct it too?
Is a key in the room?
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>>3053307
No you and him are alone in the hospital floor
Yes
No but you could break the door open with a chair
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>>3053310
Is a chair in the room?
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>>3053314
Yeah in the corner
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>>3053315
>break the door open with a chair
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>>3053318
>"Get back here!"
you are now in a hallway with several rooms and at the end it heads to a lobby
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>>3053321
are there any things I can use to make a barricade to slow him down when he chases?
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>>3053328
No you can ether run into one of the rooms or the lobby
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>>3053331
Am I able to outrun him? Is he even chasing me?
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>>3053338
He is chasing you but you could outrun him
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>>3053359
>run to the lobby
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I would get him close to me so i can take of his hat and threw it out the window
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>>3053363
In the lobby are several computers a entrance to 2 other hallways and a employees only break room
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>>3053368
he doesn't need his hat
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>>3053370
is there an exit out the hospital?
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>>3053376 see >>3053258
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>>3053381
but I'm in the lobby now, not the hospital room
see >>3053363
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>>3053381

surely there must be some fire exit stairs somewhere
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>>3053386
i was talking about the floor your in
>>3053392
nope
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>>3053399
youre sketching a nightmare here.
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>>3053432
I know
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>>3053435
>wake up and dream about Jewel Staite instead
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>>3053463
>realize your still in the lobby and inspector gadget is coming closer and closer
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>>3053488
>try again
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>>3053538
>inspector gadget catches you and circumcises you
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Alright start over in the lobby
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>>3053678
the dream is looping
>try for Jewel again
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>>3053973
still not working
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>>3053234
that wont work
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>>3054397
Let him circumcise you became you have recently converted to Judaism
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>>3054480
>inspector gadget circumcises you
BAD ENDING
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>>3053210
Joke's on him, I'm a cutfag.
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>>3055510
>inspector gadget puts a foreskin on your penis just so he can rip it off again
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>>3053210
Whip out my peenus weenus and perform a series of whipping attacks
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>>3057459
>"go go gadget straight jacket"
>you cant move
>he cuts of your foreskin
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>>3053210
Let's see...
Is Penny around? Is she going to watch? What about Brain? Won't they stop Gadget in the last moment?

Am I Dr. Claw's goon? Can I be one?

Is it a mission from Chief Quimby or is this retarded idea purely from the Inspector itself?

No matter what will be your answers, I need to know Anon's stats and inventory, but only important thing. Like, if we own a police badge that would be nice, but if it's fake then you can as well give us a fake penis.
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>>3058054
What is he using to cut off our foreskin?
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>>3059506
he uses go go gadget knife
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>>3059127
No penny and brain are not there
if you want to be sure
gadget came up with it
its your stats you have nothing on you
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>>3059927
Where are we? At the start again?
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>>3060155
at the lobby read >>3053370
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>>3060557
Run to the employee break room
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>>3055518
https://www.reddit.com/r/foreskin_restoration/
>>3053210
circumcision without consent is disgusting
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>>3060557
Beg him for mercy
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>>3061009
in the employee break room theirs a coffee machine a soda machine and a snack machine several chairs and tables are in the middle there is also a creature in the room it looks like this it wont stop screaming
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>>3061968
the inspector does not believe in mercy
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>>3061995
Tell the creature to attack the inspector
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>>3062023
You tell the creature to attack inspector gadget it screams and falls over
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>>3062037
Throw the creature at him
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>>3062050
You throw the creature at inspector gadget
it does nothing
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>>3062156
Throw something, anything at him while asking why he’s trying to circumcise you
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>>3062171
>you throw a chair
>it does nothing
>you throw a coffee cup
>it does nothing
>you ask him why he’s trying to circumcise you
>"because i can"
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>>3062186
What if I could help you in exchange for keeping my foreskin?
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>>3062189
he doesn't want help he just wants to circumcise you
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>>3062250
I enter the room and shoot him with my revolver before waving my foreskin around in victory.
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>>3062442
you dont have a gun
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>>3062474
Can we find one?
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>>3062528
No
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>>3062634
You won the academy award for best quest >>3062478
>Remove pants and wave dick around while yelling come and get it
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>>3062716
>you get circumcised
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>>3062831
I restore my foreskin and then come back to him.
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>>3062716
Holy shit; this is the best jewish propaganda ever
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>>3063134
he does it again
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>>3063283
I have regeneration powers, my foreskin will grow back again and again
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>>3063943
>"go go gadget gun"
>he shoots you
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>>3064549
But I’m still uncut, I win. Checkmate atheists.
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>>3064549
I pull a gun out of my foreskin and shoot him back
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>>3064549
Are we in purgatory? Will the loop stop if we accept we were dead err circumcised all along?
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>>3064549
Superfast regeneration, the bullet goes straight back to Gadget tearing him up
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>>3065046
>>3065422
Bullets can not harm him
>>3065393
no you start back over in the employee break room
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>>3065510
Do bullets faze him enough that we can run out?
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>>3066081
nope
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>>3066550
Fuck can we start over somewhere else we’re trapped
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>>3067348
alright you start over in the lobby
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>>3067437
I say "Go go gadget bomb," and inspector gadget blows up, leaving me free to leave with my genitals intact.
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>>3067591
This
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>>3067591
that doesn't work
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>>3068130
why not?
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>>3068139
only he can summon go go gadget bomb
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>>3068897
Is that still a valid tactic? Like, can someone else summon something different? Go go gadget acid bath.
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>>3070754
nope
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>>3071794
why not?
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>>3084649
only he can summon his go go gadgets
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>>3084730
what if I circumcise him before he can circumcise me?
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>>3084759
you cant
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>>3085627
but I have a mogen clamp in my pocket

I take it out and clamp it over his foreskin
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>>3085980
but you dont have anything in your pocket
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>>3087080
that's what you think
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>>3088044
Ok but you cant clamp his foreskin
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>>3089013
why not? are you antisemitic?
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>>3089234
no
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>>3089532
then why don't you want me to clamp his foreskin off?
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>>3089670
you cant he wont let you do that
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>>3089769
that's pretty anti semetic of him, he should stop being so bigoted.
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>>3089830
he doesn't care
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>>3089870
I call the ADL and they send in an Israeli SWAT team to circumcise him.
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>>3089881
police and SWAT cant go into the building your in



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