You are in a room with Inspector Gadget who wants to forcefully Circumcise you. What do you do
>>3053210is it pitch black?am I likely to be circumsized by a inspector gadget?does the room have any doors or windows?
Invite him to build brown bricks in Minecraft instead
>>3053220Your in a hospital room the door is locked the elevator is broken and there are no stairs
>>3053258*you'reDoes he want money for the surgery he's about to perform?Will I get an anesthetic?
>>3053288No to both
>>3053297Is the Inspector legally allowed to perform the surgery?Does he have the medical knowledge to safely conduct it too?Is a key in the room?
>>3053307No you and him are alone in the hospital floorYesNo but you could break the door open with a chair
>>3053310Is a chair in the room?
>>3053314Yeah in the corner
>>3053315>break the door open with a chair
>>3053318>"Get back here!"you are now in a hallway with several rooms and at the end it heads to a lobby
>>3053321are there any things I can use to make a barricade to slow him down when he chases?
>>3053328No you can ether run into one of the rooms or the lobby
>>3053331Am I able to outrun him? Is he even chasing me?
>>3053338He is chasing you but you could outrun him
>>3053359>run to the lobby
I would get him close to me so i can take of his hat and threw it out the window
>>3053363In the lobby are several computers a entrance to 2 other hallways and a employees only break room
>>3053368he doesn't need his hat
>>3053370is there an exit out the hospital?
>>3053376 see >>3053258
>>3053381but I'm in the lobby now, not the hospital roomsee >>3053363
>>3053381surely there must be some fire exit stairs somewhere
>>3053386i was talking about the floor your in>>3053392nope
>>3053399youre sketching a nightmare here.
>>3053435>wake up and dream about Jewel Staite instead
>>3053463>realize your still in the lobby and inspector gadget is coming closer and closer
>>3053538>inspector gadget catches you and circumcises you
Alright start over in the lobby
>>3053678the dream is looping>try for Jewel again
>>3053973still not working
>>3053234that wont work
>>3054397Let him circumcise you became you have recently converted to Judaism
>>3054480>inspector gadget circumcises youBAD ENDING
>>3053210Joke's on him, I'm a cutfag.
>>3055510>inspector gadget puts a foreskin on your penis just so he can rip it off again
>>3053210Whip out my peenus weenus and perform a series of whipping attacks
>>3057459>"go go gadget straight jacket">you cant move>he cuts of your foreskin
>>3053210Let's see... Is Penny around? Is she going to watch? What about Brain? Won't they stop Gadget in the last moment?Am I Dr. Claw's goon? Can I be one? Is it a mission from Chief Quimby or is this retarded idea purely from the Inspector itself?No matter what will be your answers, I need to know Anon's stats and inventory, but only important thing. Like, if we own a police badge that would be nice, but if it's fake then you can as well give us a fake penis.
>>3058054What is he using to cut off our foreskin?
>>3059506he uses go go gadget knife
>>3059127No penny and brain are not thereif you want to be suregadget came up with itits your stats you have nothing on you
>>3059927Where are we? At the start again?
>>3060155at the lobby read >>3053370
>>3060557Run to the employee break room
>>3055518https://www.reddit.com/r/foreskin_restoration/>>3053210circumcision without consent is disgusting
>>3060557Beg him for mercy
>>3061009in the employee break room theirs a coffee machine a soda machine and a snack machine several chairs and tables are in the middle there is also a creature in the room it looks like this it wont stop screaming
>>3061968the inspector does not believe in mercy
>>3061995Tell the creature to attack the inspector
>>3062023You tell the creature to attack inspector gadget it screams and falls over
>>3062037Throw the creature at him
>>3062050You throw the creature at inspector gadgetit does nothing
>>3062156Throw something, anything at him while asking why he’s trying to circumcise you
>>3062171>you throw a chair>it does nothing>you throw a coffee cup>it does nothing>you ask him why he’s trying to circumcise you>"because i can"
>>3062186What if I could help you in exchange for keeping my foreskin?
>>3062189he doesn't want help he just wants to circumcise you
>>3062250I enter the room and shoot him with my revolver before waving my foreskin around in victory.
>>3062442you dont have a gun
>>3062474Can we find one?
>>3062634You won the academy award for best quest >>3062478>Remove pants and wave dick around while yelling come and get it
>>3062716>you get circumcised
>>3062831I restore my foreskin and then come back to him.
>>3062716Holy shit; this is the best jewish propaganda ever
>>3063134he does it again
>>3063283I have regeneration powers, my foreskin will grow back again and again
>>3063943>"go go gadget gun">he shoots you
>>3064549But I’m still uncut, I win. Checkmate atheists.
>>3064549I pull a gun out of my foreskin and shoot him back
>>3064549Are we in purgatory? Will the loop stop if we accept we were dead err circumcised all along?
>>3064549Superfast regeneration, the bullet goes straight back to Gadget tearing him up
>>3065046>>3065422Bullets can not harm him>>3065393no you start back over in the employee break room
>>3065510Do bullets faze him enough that we can run out?
>>3066550Fuck can we start over somewhere else we’re trapped
>>3067348alright you start over in the lobby
>>3067437I say "Go go gadget bomb," and inspector gadget blows up, leaving me free to leave with my genitals intact.
>>3067591that doesn't work
>>3068139only he can summon go go gadget bomb
>>3068897Is that still a valid tactic? Like, can someone else summon something different? Go go gadget acid bath.
>>3084649only he can summon his go go gadgets
>>3084730what if I circumcise him before he can circumcise me?
>>3085627but I have a mogen clamp in my pocketI take it out and clamp it over his foreskin
>>3085980but you dont have anything in your pocket
>>3087080that's what you think
>>3088044Ok but you cant clamp his foreskin
>>3089013why not? are you antisemitic?
>>3089532then why don't you want me to clamp his foreskin off?
>>3089670you cant he wont let you do that
>>3089769that's pretty anti semetic of him, he should stop being so bigoted.
>>3089830he doesn't care
>>3089870I call the ADL and they send in an Israeli SWAT team to circumcise him.
>>3089881police and SWAT cant go into the building your in