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START!

https://youtu.be/688OPQ9WFpA

>Anonymous
>That's who you are

REVAMPED CHARACTER SHEET
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

>You are the Prince of Defiance
>Hard to believe you're just a little memey human boi
>Who used to get his fingers smashed in desks
>His hair pulled when he showered
>Garbage dumped in his backpack

Good thing your dad is out of the picture.


>Now you're a magical warlord

Ja: "Anon?"

>With friends like Janna

Ja: "Anon."

>A sick magical Godmother

Ja: "Anon~ Hello?"

>An army
>A castle

Ja: "BRUH! WAKE UP!"

>You're so damn strong
>What else could you even n-

>SHOULDER STAB!

A: "AH! FUCKING CHINESE LEAD PAINT IN A TORN. VAGINAL CAVITY."

Ja: "Hey, man."

>Janna is suddenly calm again as you nurse your fourth stab wound caused by your relationship

Ja: "We just killed a dragon. Made outta skin and giant bones."

A: "My GODDAMN arteries are in there!"
>You motion to your human shoulder with Muscles
>He too finds this distasteful
>He wants you to disrobe Janna and stick her body to the surface of a Frozen lake
>Like a tongue to a street pole
>Not now, Muscles with your weird fetishes

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>>3053676

Ja: "Whole time you didn't even talk about Jackie."

A: "..."

Ja: "You ok?"

A: "..."

>You have work to do.


ANONYMOUS
YOU CURRENTLY HAVE SOME PRACTICAL CONCERNS AT HAND

A: "Goat Bro needs his skin put back on."
Ja: "O-...oh. Yeah."
>You go for your own bloody wound first
>Giving your HP for others is typical for y-

Ja: "I got it."
>Janna draws out her own knife

-Let her do it (She really likes helping but YOU are the one who can HP drain the next skeleton you see)

-Insist you do it (Don't let her hurt herself. You know better about these things.)

-Help her (Janna is a bosom bud. Even if she steals from you and casually ruptures your organs.)

L: "Anonymous."
A: "Mom?"
>Luna
>Smiles
L: "You've taken the castle."
>She looks
>Giddy
>Almost like she's about to-

L: " Hm~ Hmhmh"
>Holy shit
>She's laughing
>Her tiny
>TINY LITTLE FEET
>Kick
>Ever so much

L: "What shall we do first? Decorate? Or infest this basement with a carnivorous fungus? Either way. It should feel like our next home."


>Your eyes land on the nearby Giant Skull
>Boneless
>Who defied Leather Teeth
>Who lost to the dragon and became a ghost

>That soul is now in your wand

-Return the Skull to the Giant's brother (Keep the soul)

-Return the Skull and release the Soul (Maybe there is a Giant heaven?)

-Keep Both (This power is yours. Why give it away right when you earn it?)


>The Wand
>It glows with unknowable power

Ja: "Is it...evolving?"
A: "It'll have to wait. We gotta patch up and get outta here first."
Ja: "Huh. Practical."
A: "Grateful."

>You stand over the Skinless Goat God
A: "Thanks."

>He gives you a muscle and bone thumbs-up


What do?
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>>3053677
>-Return the Skull to the Giant's brother (Keep the soul)

>Look into making a vessel for Luna. We did promise...
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>>3053677
>ask Janna if she wants a hand with GB

>Tell her Jackie hurts but theres nothing more to do right now as we have too much on our plate

>Raise the skull with his soul and then ask him what he would like us to do for him.

>Let the wand evolve

>Take a breather with Janna and then contact wondervon and KK for a status update.

>During the downtime Properly raise Grate. He deserves it.
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>>3053677
>>Let her do it (She really likes helping but YOU are the one who can HP drain the next skeleton you see)
Lets see what she can do. We already concluded she aint a baby that needs sitting.
Plus we're a bit low on health right now.

>Return the Skull and release the Soul (Maybe there is a Giant heaven?)
MAYBE. Lets talk with him first...
Don't wanna come up to any wrong conclusions.

>What do?

FIRST
CHECK IF YOUR PSIONIC CONNECTION TO YOUR UNDEAD AND SUSAN IS WORKING AGAIN.
ALSO CHECK IF YOU CAN USE YOUR SCISSORS.

If yes, then bring a group of skeletons to help you clear the area, we've yet to fully explore the castle, I believe.
Keep your guard up, young prince.
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>>3053677
>Help her, and have both you and Janna give blood. Together.

>Return the Skull to the Giant's brother (Keep the soul)

>Get lootin'.
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>>3053712
>>3053677
Oh, also.

What happened to that nice coat of fleshy faces with the flasks GB was wearing?

I guess we lost that, huh?
For shame.
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>>3053677
>-Let her do it
She said she's got it, so let her have it.

>L: "What shall we do first? Decorate? Or infest this basement with a carnivorous fungus? Either way. It should feel like our next home."
Kitchen first, then the dining room. For a victory feast!

>-Return the Skull to the Giant's brother (Keep the soul)
We can get a big skull anywhere.

>Ja: "Is it...evolving?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fpWIpLoRM
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>>3053677
Answer Janna's question with the truth Anon.

-Help her (Janna is a bosom bud. Even if she steals from you and casually ruptures your organs.)

-Return the Skull and release the Soul (Maybe there is a Giant heaven?)
--Ask the soul what he wants.

Put skin on the Deity.
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>>3053696
This is good too.
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>>3053677
>Help her (Janna is a bosom bud. Even if she steals from you and casually ruptures your organs.)
>Keep Both (This power is yours. Why give it away right when you earn it?)
I'm feeling a little greedy
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>>3053696

I'll support this, also

>Check psionic connection with all undead
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>>3053696
>>3053677
>Tell her Jackie hurts but theres nothing more to do right now as we have too much on our plate
This honestly. Heart breaking, but it was her choice and we gotta respect that. Plus, we have a universe to rule. We don't got time to cry our eyes out and eat ice cream with Susan while watching sad romance movies like we want it.

>>3053694
>Look into making a vessel for Luna. We did promise...
Also this, 1001%. Mom should be celebrating with us in person.
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>>3053677
Supporting >>3053712
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>>3053677
>>3053720
On second thought, I'll just support >>3053696
but I really wanna have both Anon and Janna give blood.
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>>3053677
>>3053720
>>3053712
>>Ja: "Whole time you didn't even talk about Jackie."
>
>A: "..."
>
>Ja: "You ok?"


...Probably not. I don't know what to think about that,, or how to solve it. So I want to concentrate on other things first...?

Hiding one's uncomfortable feelings under a load of work is no different from doing it under a blanket of cynicism, self-deprecation and memes I guess.
Just a way to keep he mind from dwelling on those dark recess of our mind.

Oh well.
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>>3053677
>Help her
>Return the Skull to the Giant's brother
>We should really try to make this place into a forward operationg base or whatever. The castle in the HOLE is our REAL home afterall.
>Also give Luna a little huge, she's too damn cute.
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>>3053776
Will support the hug.
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>>3053677
Maybe we raise some undead around here to hold the fort as well.
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>>3053765
Janna's calling us out but... should we even try to address it right now, or just attempt to deflect? She ditched and ran right too at the start of S2... Maybe it's like the same thing? Just need time to clear our head and get stuff done..
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>>3053776
Hug Mom!
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>>3053677
>>3053776
Also tell Janna that while Jackie is still a sore spot, we are trying to work through it.
If she has any questions she can ask though, we aren't sure what she knows.
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>>3053789
Yeah supporting this. Lets have an open chat with Janna.
>>3053677

We don't feel fear, so we shouldn't fear being open.
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>>3053677
Dont forget to raise dead on the Guy who Made leatherteeth.

I WANT TO KNOW WHERE HE GOT THAT DRAGON EGG!
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>>3053677
Meant to have ask the soul before doing anything .
>>3053744
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>>3053802
Glossaryck gave it to him. The jackass.
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>>3053807
Lets confirm it, I want to know why and the circumstances.
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I'd advise about making any sudden moves on the giant, as benevolent as it may seem (himself and out actions).

We don't know how he'll react to knowing we did the doon done on his bro (
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>>3053776
support
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>>3053677

>First
>You Do your due diligence

>While Janna hovers over the goat
>Fixing his skin arrangement
>You text your Scissors

>SKKKRRRRZT

A: "Still not working?"

>You try to communicate to your minions

Su: "Hewwo?"
A: "Susan! Aw thank fuck. Status report."
Su: "Anown. Whatsh a debate."
A: "Susan I- what?"
Su: "A debate."
A: "Why?"
Su: "Caushe I'm own the debate team now."
A: "That's..."
>Susan has a lisp
>Is nearly retarded
>Has literally fought drink machines to death for her change
>Won't use cars or shoes
A: "Amazing. Now gimme an update."
Su: "BWUH. WHAT IS IT!?"
A: "HOW IS IT."
Su: "ISH HWAT."
A: "THE TOWN."
Su: "Oh, Justin's gonna get a medaw. Jackie's ok. I supwexed Yewwow into a dumpstew and Muwdewed some Aweiens. Bow ate the Aliensh."
A: "Now. Why the hell are you on the debate team?"
Su: "Caush'e I'm twy'nah get WAID."
A: "Pussy?"
Su: "Fancy Pusshy."
A: "...Brittany?"
Su: "No way. She'd Cwaoset cashe me."
A: "So uh..."
Su: "Chantelle."
A: "..."
Su: "Her booty'sh Distwacting."


>Busi
>Ness
>Time.

>Janna bites her own lip as she puts down the knife blade to her skin
>Still can't take what she dishes
>You raise your hands
>She suddenly glares and SLICES her hand a little too deep

Ja: "Ah!"
>She rushes over and starts chanting the words for "BLOOD FOR BLOOD"

>You lower your eyebrows and frown
>Pierce your human palm with Muscles' claws

>Then you join her
Ja: "My blood for th- EEP!"
A: "Eep?"
Ja: "I said I'd do it!"

>She shoves you
>You shuffle up next to her and squeeze your fingers, dripping blood onto the skinless Goat-man

A: "I know. Now -we- are doing it. Also, you don't gotta do the chant every time."
>Janna watches you
>Manipulating the magic with your WILL and memory alone

A: "I don't need it every time. Just when I need to do major repairs."

>She joins you
>For a moment
>Pink, Gold and Red energies combine
>Muscles snakes down

>He Holds her free hand

Ja: "Thanks."
A: "Listen. About Jackie..."

cont
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>>3053950
>>3053950

https://youtu.be/89NjEeHku8o?t=10

GB: "HAAAAAHHLEEH DAYOOo!"
>The Goat is up
>Prancing
>He stomps across the icy lake your magic made in this cavern
>His long black locks swing as he finds a tune no one else can hear
>Swings his fists in the air and screams out lyrics to some old drinking song


A: "I miss her."
>One of your eyes mists up
>You swallow it
>A frigid, stable darkness replaces what you were about to feel

GB: "Haven't felt a pain like that in CENTURIES, boyo!"

A: "I-...I'm not used to missing anybody. That's what I'm not ok with."
Ja: "Heh...everybody else you'd miss you just convince yourself they're a bad person."
>Like Marco
A: "Like Marco."
Ja: "Or your old mom?"
>You laugh
A: "Fuck you, Janna."
L: "Disliking..."
>Luna looks off to the side
L: "Emily."
>You can tell she wanted to say 'That woman'
>She slows down her false breathing
L: "May make things easier...but that doesn't make it wrong."
A: "I wanna fix it."
Ja: "Your feelings?"
>Janna looks a little off put by that idea
A: "Sort of...but."
>Some of your hair sneaks down into your eyes
>You push it back
>Using blood for hair gel

A: "I think I should fix me. First and foremost."
Ja: "That's..."
A: "Tch. More fucked than bottling it up?"
Ja: "Nah. It's honest."
A: "...is Honesty hot C-"

>Janna walks the hell away from you
Ja: "McMoot you're a lo~ser~ !"
A: "Bitch!"

>You're smiling
>Chasing a girl across a frozen lake

>WHAM!
>You eat shit on the ice
>Janna is skating on blood knives

>She slides up
>Boops your nose
>Takes a picture with her phone

Ja: "Caught ya slippin'."

>When you get done screaming you return
>To what you know
>The work
>Although Janna just helped

>Huh
>Honesty helped someone help
>You helped her

A: "Theres...a fuckin' patter or some shit in that. I know it."

You're learning

cont
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>>3053957
>>3053957

-YOU RAISE THE SOUL OF DEFIANT, THE GIANT

>FWOOSH!

A: "Hey, Boneless."
D: "...Thank you."
A: "I-...I killed you."

>Janna and her Patron Goat are Ice-Skate dancing behind you
>She found the cloak of faces thrown into the ceiling
>He is wearing it as a scarf


D: "Yes."
>The skull's eyes glow blue
D: "Thank you, Master. Am I going home?"

>You look to the wand
A: "What's it like? In there."

D: "A paradise."
A: "...do you want to go back there?"
D: "I have craved nothing but an end to my suffering for so long..."

>His voice is tired
>Low
>Almost a whisper in your head

D: "It is paradise...but it is not home."
A: "Heh. I understand."
D: "Take me home."

A: "You got it."

-YOU EXIT THE CAVERN WITH A MIXTURE OF FIRE MAGIC AND A BRIEF DEEP SEA-SWIM

-IT IS NOT EASY WITH YOUR COLLECTIVELY LOW HEALTH POINTS BUT YOU MANAGE NONETHELESS

-AS YOU ASCEND

A: "Mom. The castles great and all...but there'something better."
>You squeeze Luna to your cheek
A: "I can make you a body now."
>She is silent
L: "Perhaps."
A: "What?"
>You let her go
>She floats around your head as you, Janna and Goat bro head for the last flight of Stairs


L: "Anonymous. Can you tell how powerful I am?"
A: "Well- no?"
>Don't look
A: "I mean I've felt your magic all up in my guts."

Ja: "Gay."
A: "Shudup!"
>You mime a backhand at Janna
>She snickers and cringes with a wry smirk

A: "...but this is YOUR magic I've got in here."
>You wave the wand
>It hums like a possessed light saber
>The Eye-gem is wildly tossing looks at everyone present
>Almost feels like it's muttering

A: "I-..."
>A realization hits you
A: "You don't want a vessel, do you?"
L: "I do. When I have it. I want it to be made with your hands."
A: "I can do that now."

>You shake the wand

A: "I'll give you the perfect body."
L: "When you do."
>She kisses your cheek
>She floats away
>Looks into your eyes
>As her lips reform in pink sparks

L: "It needs to be alive."
>Life
>Not a preserved soul in a jar

L: "My vessel for now is already perfect enough. Nothing could be closer to heaven than being inside my little boy."

GB: "Baaha. Ghey."

>Luna snaps her eyes to the Goat
>His eyes turn to stone

GB: "AH! AH WOT IN THE- BLAZES YEH-"


cont
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>>3053964
>>3053964

-When you Escape the Fortress (With a Mighty Effort between yourself and Muscles) two major issues strike you


>One

A: "Where in the shit eating Chimp faced Fuck did Glossaryck get that egg from?"

>You Slap the Wand
>A ghost appears
>He is being hounded by other ghosts
>All of whom want to shred him to bits

A: "Off! Down! Sit! Heel!"
>They move away at your command

>The Mad Maker raises his glowing eyes to meet yours


A: "Where did the egg come from?"
>He is silent
>You pull the egg out of your backpack as Goatbro falls face-first on the dry grass

A: "This. Cunt. Where did you get it?"
>He
>Is silent

L: "He resists."
A: "BOI."

>Your eyes turn black
>The ghost
>Suffers

MM: "Muuuuaaahhhhhh! AAAHHHHuuhhhhh!"
>He moans
>You stop

A: "Fuck. How did I-"
L: "This is an old soul, Anonymous. Far older than the typical ghost. He has been...pickled. In agony."
>Luna's mouth barely opens
>Like she wants to lick her shiny lips
>She doesn't

L: "He's the first to ever resist you. Cute."
A: "I don't like torturing people who haven't fucked me."

Ja: "Still Gay!"
>Janna cries from on top of a burnt house
A: "I WILL INVERT. YOUR. ASS."

MM: "It called to me..."
>You look to the ghost
MM: "For years. In my dreams. The spell that waited beneath this fortress...sang to me. Told me of what it could do."

>He raises his dead eyes to the clouds
MM: "I saw a world delivered from oppression. Ruled not by kings but by gods."

>He weeps smoke

MM: "I saw the Mewman royalty in squalor with their fellow peasant parties...and I saw peace between Mewman kind. No time for war. Only for survival."

>He sobs
MM: "The Egg was with the spell. Guarded by a blue aura that dispelled at my touch...it reeked of fried corn. Soft cheese."

A: "Doritos."
>Your pallet sours at the thought of Glossaryck getting cheese dust all over a stillborn dragon

MM: "This was my destiny. Don't you understand?"
>You don't look on him with pity
>He gets angry
MM: "The world was supposed. To be. Better!"

>You snap
>He fades away
>Back into the wand

A: "You missed your mark. Mortal dumbass."

>You ascend to the clouds
>To find that same lonely house

cont
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>>3053971
>>3053971

>You approach
>With the skull in your hands

Ja: "Can I come up!"
A: "Fuck off!"

>Goat Bro comes up as an Eagle

GB: "It's lovely!"
A: "I s-"

>CRRREEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

>The Door opens
>What stands before you is the White and Blue Giant of the clouds
>He has dinner on
>You can smell it

A: "H-...hey."
G: "Hello."
A: "Xeus?"

>The Giant looks angry
X: "Who told you my name?"

>You offer the Skull
X: "..."
>His expression drops
>He also drops a meat cleaver the size of a boat

>It goes through the clouds
>PHWEEEEEEE

>CRANG!

Ja: "DUDE! ....AWESOME!"

cont
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>>3053975
>>3053975

https://youtu.be/h2caT4q4Nbs

X: "Deffy?"
D: "Brother."
>The lights inside the skull grow
>The living Giant begins to cry
>His tears are silver

>He takes the skull from you
>Hugs it

X: "I WAITED! I- I waited for so long! KILLED SO MANY PONY HEADS!"
D: "Like ya do, Brother! My brother! The Warrior! The soldier!"
X: "You twit! You little fool!"
D: "I love you, Xeus."

>Words
>Imagined
>Dreamed of

D: "I loved you always..."
X: "..."
D: "I just wanted to be strong like you. To be a hero. So I left."
X: "It's alright now, Deffy."
D: "No...because I have to leave again."
X: "No, you don't."

D: "I'm dead, brother. I know that now."
X: "I already mourned you."

>He turns the skull to the corner
>There is a painting on the wall
>Of 4 giants
>A father
>A mother
>Xeus himself
>Then
>Next to Xeus
>In fresh white bone paint

D: "I-...I am honored?"
X: "Honored and Loved. Welcome to our heaven."
>Xeus looks into the skull
>Seeing the eyes
>Of the one he never knew he'd get to say goodbye to

X: "Forever."
>You Release Defiant's soul
>As he wanted
>In his home
D: "Forever."


-Mission complete (In your heart. I am free.)


A: "Maybe...even if I'm not that great."
>You turn away from the scene
>Hands in Pockets
A: "I can do good...even if I'm not good."

X: "MAN thing!"
>You turn back

X: "...You have friends in the clouds."

>The house
>Begins to fly
>Away

A: " https://youtu.be/iRLBAL1nFK4 "


FIRST ALLY ON MEWNI OBTAINED

POSITIVE TIE
WITH THE GIANTS OF THE CLOUNDS

ENEMIES OF THE PONY HEADS


Now...


A: "Home."

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>>3053981
>FIRST ALLY ON MEWNI OBTAINED
>
>POSITIVE TIE
>WITH THE GIANTS OF THE CLOUNDS
>
>ENEMIES OF THE PONY HEADS
>


AYYY

I wonder how a giant will go against a dragon?
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>>3053981
>>3053981

>SHHHRRIIIIIIP!

ANON PORTALS BACK TO THE BATHROOM
THEN
HE HEADS

TO THE CASTLE

>You throw open the doors

A: "NICE PLACE, NIGGA-"

>Oh
>Oh No

>The tiles are broken
>There is weird shredded clothing hanging off of the stairs
>Stains cover the walls and ceiling

>Dirt from the Greenhouse is in the lobby
>The Guest wing is barricaded with a pair of Skeletons smoking outside of it

>THE SKELETONS ARE SMOKING

>There is a god awful smell coming from the kitchen
>The door to your throne room is off it's hinges

>One of your game systems
>Is floating like a balloon set
>It won't come down


>This place is a fucking wreck

cont
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>>3053981
did we release the soul or did we bind the soul to the skull?
also pony heads a onahole shaped like horse head that spews out sparkles
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>>3053997

I'm sure giants are more than just huge humans that live in the clouds

Right Quest?
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>>3054001

A: "W-"

>Who the FUCK let this happen!?

A: "ALVIIIIHHHHHHN!"
Ja: "Who's Alvin?"
>Janna pops in behind you

A: "A reference."
Ja: "To what?"
A: "Syndicated TV that I could afford t- BITCH! Janna! Go home!"
Ja: "I'm homeless still."

A: "What?"
Ja: "Yeah. My bus got taken over by Hobos."
A: "..."

>Your phone goes off
>TEXT FROM [unknown number]

???: "Hey, Kid. It's me."

>Wow
>Helpful


What do you d-

KK: "My lort."

>Killa Kente
>Your Skeleton General
>Armed with military grade weapons and hellish armor

>You tasked him with training the Bone Boys to fight

>He looks tired?
>He slouches
>His armor is loose

KK: "I fear we may have an issue."
A: "What. Has Happened. To my HOME!?"
KK: "Seeval War."
>Civil
>War

A: "...Fucking WHAT!?"

KK: "Deh French Skeletons. Dey are Yooseless. Lazy. Kree-aye-tive. Deh have no EEntarest in our War with the world. Dey have so much...life."
>He says that last part with disgust

KK: "Dey pilfa clothing. Cigarettes. Dey have taken deh guest wing and seek to be...servants of yours."
A: "You're -all- servants of mine."

KK: "Dey do not wan' to beh soldiers, my lord. Deh want to clean. Cook. Read...like people."

>Like People

L: "How spirited."
>Luna's eyes glow
L: "Shall we annihilate them?"


>How do you begin to straighten this out?


-TO THE KITCHEN
>Investigate that Awful Smell
>Find the African Skeletons stronghold
>Figure out where Entropy is


-TO THE GUEST WING
>Meet the French Holdouts
>Figure out why the hell Wondervon hasn't dealt with this either
>Find Baby Olson


-Throne Room
>See what the hell they've done with the place
>The Damage caused in your absence
>Collect yourself and plan your next move before dealing with the rabble
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>>3054011
>-TO THE GUEST WING
>Meet the French Holdouts
>Figure out why the hell Wondervon hasn't dealt with this either
>Find Baby Olson
looks we have normal servants then.

we could go out on several worlds searching for the forgotten dead and playing like a kind of pan piper and having a bag we collect teeth in and if they are alive and have a dropped tooth we can steal it and leave a coin so when they die we can take there soul and revive them in a body
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>>3054011
>-TO THE GUEST WING
Meet the French Holdouts
>Figure out why the hell Wondervon hasn't dealt with this either
>Find Baby Olson
Fucking hell, if the bitches wanted to be house servants they should've just asked god dammit.

>L: "Shall we annihilate them?"
No Mom, that'd be too easy for them. They want to be servants, let them clean this fucking mess up. So we don't have to. Then take away their cigarettes for a week as punishment for starting a civil war.

>???: "Hey, Kid. It's me."
"Hey dude, what's up with the budget?"

Swear to mom, if these skeletons delay Luna's resurrection there's gonna be hell to pay.
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>>3054011
>Janna You are always welcome under my roof as is goat man. Got a garden cleaned up if you want to make a new home.

>Text back. "New Phone, who dis"

>Tell Killa Kente to only train the best. To be our sword is a privilege only few are worthy of. Tell him to call his own and take them to the armory and continue training

>Go to the French and get them to work as servants cleaning up the damage. They want to be servants, then they shall work as them.

>Get our babies back to the throne room and summon the leaders of both factions.


>to Luna "Nothing I have claimed is worthless. Just not used properly."
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>>3054005

>You Release Defiant's soul
>As he wanted
>In his home

As for the second thing...why not have it shoot out glue?


>>3054011

-TO THE GUEST WING
>Meet the French Holdouts
>Figure out why the hell Wondervon hasn't dealt with this either
>Find Baby Olson

One problem at a time, we need to inspire these French people with their national heroes!

Charlemagne!
Napoleon!
Joan of Arc!
Gilles de Rais!

Or if they really don't want to fight, we give them the idea to be general servants around in the castle assisting whoever calls on them

Also new phone who dis?
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>>3054011
>TO THE GUEST WING
Once we have Wondervon taken care of he can help us with the rest of this mess.
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>>3054025
support

also contact wondervon via mind magic and tell us the situation, and what time/date it is so we have a solid timeplan for plans and schedules
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>>3054011
>Mindbeam susan
>"Before you get blinded by tasty thicc plush carpet make sure Chantelle isn't setting you up for embarrassment at Britteys whim.

Debate is about public speaking and arguing your point with words and words alone. Think it through.

Why did you dumpster trash Yellow?
Love ya bitch."
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>>3054011
>L: "How spirited."
>Luna's eyes glow
>L: "Shall we annihilate them?"
No. We certainly cannot allow our rule to be dismissed like this, but maybe forcing our servants into roles they aren't prepared for wasn't such a great idea.
It's inefficient to force people to work jobs they aren't prepared for, even if these people are dead. Plus, I'm sure they are bound to do cleaning way better than fighting.
Those cheese eating surrender monkeys.

We could make different divisions and make sure each different tasks to realize (though we'll need to assign them some sort of leadership).
...Maybe we could set up a Suggestion Box... in our head? or something?
Fuck, how do good, no, great leaders do it? We need to pick our slack off.


Time to be a king Anon, even if you're king of a pile of bones and rotting flesh.

>-Throne Room
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>>3054036

Susan was merely helping Yellow get back home
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>Command the skeletons to send representatives to the throne room. Also to bring the Children. Also that they will be turned into bone paste if anything happened to the Childrens.

>Janna You are always welcome under my roof as is goat man. Got a garden cleaned up if you want to make a new home.

>Text back. "New Phone, who dis"

>Ask Luna if bunny man could "make use of them".
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>>3054047
>Ask Luna if bunny man could "make use of them".
Oooo, that's a good idea. Have Velvet Ear run the butler/maid division of our undead.
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>Also Explain the undeath philosophy to Kente.
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>>3054011
>>3054047
First, this. Velvet Ears is the perfect Head Butler for a servant division.
-Throne Room
>See what the hell they've done with the place
>The Damage caused in your absence
>Collect yourself and plan your next move before dealing with the rabble
then this. No need to go off half-cocked for a whole-cocked situation
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>>3054011
Text Phone: me who? You're showing up as a [unknown number].

>Janna You are always welcome under my roof as is goat man. Got rooms to spare. It's up to you though.

-Throne Room
>See what the hell they've done with the place
>The Damage caused in your absence
>Collect yourself and plan your next move before dealing with the rabble
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>>3054086
>>3054047
>>3054027
>Janna You are always welcome under my roof as is goat man. Got rooms to spare. It's up to you though.

Guys, come on. We've already done this song and dance. We offered Janna to live with us, she said "fuck off Anon." She likes living on her own. Let's not retread old ground. Show we know SOMETHING about her.
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>>3054050
>>3054047
>>3054038
>>3054086
This.

Also, I'm guessing it's Excalibur calling.

If we end up occupying the lost castle we will need to dispatch a troop of undead to man it.
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>>3054011
>TO THE GUEST WING

Also supporting allowing Janna to crash at our place. Can we hug Luna still?
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>>3054086
or offer to help kick the hobos out of her bus. Or both. We aren't her parent or a cop. She can do what she want.
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>>3054111
Pretty much this.
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>>3054101
We are saying shes welcome to crash as she doesn't have a place right now. If she wants to she can, if not then whatever. Just saying our door is open.
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>>3054106
>>3054116
Also,
>>3054011
>Ask the unknown number if this is that celestial guy we helped a while back.
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>>3054126
Maybe it's Nick or LOOZAR.
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>>3054145

>LOOZAR

Ehhhhhhh
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>You
>Are mad

A: "MmmmMMMmmMMMMMMM"
>Muscles can feel it
>He cracks his wrist like it was his neck and he was a DBZ villain
A: "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"


KK: "M-my lord?"

Ja; "Don't push it, man."
>Janna holds a hand up to Killa
>Your ears are red
>Your eyes are bloodshot
>Your teeth are bared
>Sharp

Ja: "This is his thinking face."

A: "Janna."
>Your face is flat
Ja: "Yuh."
>You turn to her
>Smiling
>As you simmer with RAGE

A: "Wait for me in the Garden."
>You say through shredding teeth
A: "As I attend to my estate. I'll be along. Shortly."

Ja: "You just sounded like Luna."
>You press your lips
>Tight

GB: "A garden, y'say?"
A: "Yes. To stay."
>You avert your eyes
A: "If you like."
>Janna laughs
Ja: "I'll bust out some snacks. Get my music goin. You wifi?"
A: "Yes. Password is "AssMassCannotbeSurpassed"

Ja: "See you when you get done, boss man."
>She rubs your right ear lobe as she passes

>Killa
>Looms over you
>Looking terrified

A: "...who are the leaders?"
KK: "Of deh factions?"
>You don't nod
>Smile
>Acknowledge his dumb question
>Your hair gently moves in a breeze from nowhere
>Your absolute crushing glare says it all


KK: "I am deh leadeh of my own people. Of those who wish to fight."
A: "Good. I picked you for that."

KK: "Deh other is a Poet. Led part of the Revolution in his own country."
A: "What. Does he look like."
KK: "Vereh short."

>Kente motions to his own mouth
KK: "No lower jaw."

>You have a plan
>A good one

>Bring the leaders into your office
>Tell them how things are going to be
>Make it clear
>You are back
>In charge
>Large.

>Until you contact Wondervon

cont
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>>3054168
>>3054168

>Finding him at a conference table
>Discussing



W: "Ach, zeh verkers are alvays zeh lazt to zee any benefit for zere labor. All employments iz ultimately exploitative. All men zould be zeir own islands. Entrepeneurz. Or expect to be taken advantage of."


>With your UNFINISHED BIKE IN THE CORNER

A: "RHMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!"

https://youtu.be/UKftOH54iNU

>You
>March
>The skeletons guarding the guest wing step aside
>Muscles rears back
>You even take four steps back
>Then charge on your own two legs
>SMASHING your hand-brother into the barrier

>Your senses are assaulted
>As cigarette smoke fills your lungs with every step

>Luna floats by your side
>As you walk forward
>There are old books everywhere
>Some used as ash trays
>Covered in coffee rings

>You scan the faces
>Skeletons in loose fitting common clothes
>Stolen T-shirts
>Some uniforms from your school


>Madness
>mess
>Chaos

A: "Un. Accept. Able."

>You find Wondervon's Door
>Muscles REARS BACK

>You calmly open it
>Muscles looks at you
>Questioning why

A: "These are -my- doors I'm not breaking them all."

>Wondervon's lab

O: "Daddy? Can't see!"
W: "You don't have lungz, my boy."

>You hear TAP-TAPTAPPA TAP TAP TAP-"

>There
>The Skeleton with no Jaw
>Seated on three phone books
>Dressed in suspenders

>He looks to you

>He taps in Morse code
>Doesn't even speak to you psionically

W: "He-..."
>Wondy has...very little fear in his voice
>He looks a little dr-
>Wine
>He is having coffee in wine.

>On your fucking time!?
W: "He says he wants to be paid from now on. In cigars and dresses."
O: "Why, dresses?"
W: "I kan only assume he is a cross dresser."
O: "What's that?"

>My god
>They're corrupting the boy


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>>3054172
>>3054172

>You take him from his chair
>Set him outside

>You make sure the others can see this

>He starts to tap at you
>You stop him

>Answer your text

???: "Hey, kid! It's me."
A: "Me. Who? New number. New phone."
???: "This, Anon?"
A: "Yeah."
???: "It's your Dirt Brother."

>OH
>SHIT

???: "I'm about to be arrested!"
What do with these insurrectionist surrender monkey?


>Slap the Dogshit out of the Resistance Leader
-He didn't clean
-He didn't work
-He just made all of your Skeletons into Ingrates

>Dominate him
-He is part of your WILL
-He has gone errant but... you can fix that


>Luna has already summoned Velvet ears
>SMASH!
>He walks through the fucking door of a nearby closet
>Like the damn Terminator
>They had him tied up

W: "He resisted resistance."


>You could just fire him
>Yank his soul and leave him with no vessel
>He'd be back in paradise but also out of your hair...
-Things might not be as bad you thought
-Although Velvet ears certainly doesn't think so


>You could also

>Destroy him
-Set this shit in order. Now.


L: "You've given them too much individuality."
A: "No."
>You disagree
>With Luna?

>She looks grave
>However
>You can tell she's listening
A: "I let them make a mistake."
>You motion
>To everything around you
A: "They made it."
W: "How kind."
>Wondervon's fucking tone
>Is not helping

A: "Nothing. Of mine. Is useless. It just mis-used."


What do?

What do about Wondervon?
Get creative.
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>>3054177
>>Slap the Dogshit out of the Resistance Leader
>-He didn't clean
>-He didn't work
>-He just made all of your Skeletons into Ingrates

While making all of these french cowards into servants is entirely doable, and honestly kinda reasonable, we cannot allow such insubordination to go unpunished. Slap his shit, make the frenchies work for free for a week, and this guy specifically work for free for two weeks. This is a suitable punishment, and gives us ample time to actually set up payment for them all.
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>>3054177
Full-blown Rebels?? In OUR Undead Empire!?!? I think not.

>Domina--

Naahhh. Let Mr. Velvet Ears decide.
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>>3054177
>Slap the Dogshit out of the Resistance Leader
>Dominate him
Tell the rest if they have REQUESTS they will be addressed fairly and as swiftly as possible, but DEMANDS are UNACCEPTABLE!
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>>3054177
>Psionic mindlink dirtbrother for his location
>Open a portal and yank him through


>Sit with the frenchman

> "Poet... what could have possibly given you the idea that I raised your bony ass for free. I fucking yanked your dead ass from beyond the void and into an eternity of paradise. So you had to do some fucking chores and because you couldn't wait a few goddam days to bring it up with my more than accommodating ass you decided to assault the staff and corrupt a minor.

This isn't no fucking revolution, this is the big leagues and if you can't cut it then back to the void you go. Is that what you want?

Now I am not a tyrant. If you want smokes and dresses then that is something I would be more than happy to get, but assaulting others and damaging THE MASTERS PROPERTY is childish and wasteful.

So as you wish to be a child, so shall you be treated. Killa kente, parade this fool to the dungeon where he will sit in time out, think about what he's done and when he is ready to apologize he may request forgiveness from Mr.Velvet ears and make amends.


Now, I recognize my fault. I left you without a command structure. From now on Mr.Velvet ears is the HNIC. You have a problem, you bring it to him and go back to your fucking job. He will be interviewing the rest of you and finding placement.

KK Will lead the soldiers.
Poet, when you return you will lead the Servants.

I expect better out of you."
They are children, teach them with punishment.
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>>3054177
AS the newly appointed Head of Servants, Velvet Ears should be given authority over the punishment of such disgusting behavior. For wondervon, he clearly is showing poor parenting skills. Tell him that if he doesn't clean up his act and act like a father we will have to move Olsen to a more appropriate father. One that does not get drunk in front of his own child.
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>>3054177

We need someone who knows about serving and is just as skeletal as them time to bring in Mr. Velvet Ear

Also Wondie as a child abuse victim please don't drink around your boy, you're the main influence of Olson's life.

And supporting the top two of here >>3054211
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Heres the problem.

Poet didn't get a run down on the situation that we are the master here and he serves us. If he doesn't then he can go back in the wand. This isn't a dictatorship.

If he wants to stay we expect them to put in work. He can be the head of the servants that's fine but he must respect chain of command.

We didn't establish chain of command so that is our mistake. So we are correcting it now.

Velvet Ears - Head Nigga in Charge
KK - General, Our Sword. Leads warrior skeletons
Poet- Servant King, leads the domestic bois
Grate- Herald, speaker of our voice


Velvet ears will interview the undead and place them where they belong.

Poet did fuck up our stuff and was rude to VE. He must face punishment which will be imprisonment until he repents and makes amends which Velvet Ear and Wondervon will choose as they are the two he has wronged.
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>>3054177
>>3054197
Pretty much literally >>3054220
Also supporting helping out Dirt Bro like in >>3054211 though I feel that would require going back outside for a sec to do that.
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>>3054211
support but also make a show of being super anger the kind of angry where you are in the form of death or a screaming beast with your mutate head loged in its throat
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>>3054233
I approve of giving these skeletons a good spook. Remind them of the anger of their King.
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>>3054233
>>3054220
>>3054211
>>3054177
support
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>>3054211
supporting this
>>3054229

But I want to stress that we should let at least some to clean and stuff as opposed to guarding

we should head to the throne room next and plan before dealing with whatevers in the kitchen
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>>3054177
>take Wondervon aside from his child. Have the child taken back to the lab.

We promised to treat him as a partner so lets do so.

>Luna, give me a spell to sober him up
>"Wondervon, man whats wrong. You're a fucking mess. Is this what you want your child to see? Talk to me."
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>>3054210
>>3054192
Changing my original vote. I prefer this route instead.
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>>3054234
he needs to learn his place
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>>3054233

No, this is the exact opposite of how a ruler should be. We want loyal followers, not scared minions. We should remind him, coldly with all that murderous intent that we are restraining ourself from tearing poets soul apart. Flare our power if you need to but,

Never lose your cool. Even in the face of death.
We are better than being a petty tyrant.
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>>3054177
I want to support >>3054211, but the command structure still seems in shambles. Frenchie being offered that "carrot" before he's earned it and without proper "stick" treatment. Mr. Velvet Ears for head of servant details.

>WV
Find out what the heck happens. R&D isn't a guarantee when it comes to time, schedule, or resources, but the task this time seemed less intense than many of the other things we've had him work on... so why? We have such high hopes and expectations of him
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>>3054248
thats what we are doing >>3054211
but we show our anger without actually punching his shit in
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>>3054250
>Frenchie being offered that "carrot" before he's earned it and without proper "stick" treatment. Mr. Velvet Ears for head of servant details.
I agree, honestly I don't think frenchie should be allowed any position of leadership anytime soon due to this insubordination. Maybe after he proves himself, but not now.
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Let's also get to building Droog a new body.

Droog didn't fuck up. I liked Droog.
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>>3054177

change my vote to these
>>3054211
>>3054240
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>>3054244
He will, but if we act like an angry 15 year old and just smash him to bits we'll look like a petty tyrant and our minions wont respect us and will just lead to further problems.
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>>3054254
VE should really be the one dealing out the judgement.... his judgement, backed by our enforcement and will. That should significantly increase his will in commanding those whom we don't normally interact with...
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>>3054261
we are>>3054211
but we show we are really actually angry instead of talking with him like he is a toddler so no we are not smashing him
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>>3054261
Literally who is saying to smash him to bits?
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>>3054229
This sounds good
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>>3054261
Seconding this assessment. Right now is an "easy mode" challenge... they all basically live via our will. We can force the situation... but consider this a training exercise for when dealing with actual living/mortal subjects in our realm. Yeah, we could go full undead, all the time.. but I'd personally rather avoid that.
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>>3054271
Alright. Tell poet he's free to go back into the wand anytime if he doesn't want to work.

Sober up wondervon and basically ask him what the fuck.

Put a proper command structure in place as well.

Weve been letting things run wild, which is nice, but we need to get at least a little Organized.

Don't forget to put sab and the girls in the power structure as well.
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>Also.

>As loud as fuck off possible.

>Maybe you should have tried FUCKING ASKING ME IF YOU COULD DO OTHER SHIT!!!
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>>3054262
I dont mind Velvet handling it proper like.

But poets soul is not going to be destroyed. Wand him for l8er.
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>>3054211
I also really like this.
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>>3054177
I think Anon is at fault to some extent, as he expects to be treated and listened as a leader, yet gives loose leadership and orders to his servants.
Their demands aren't that great, and really, what's so bad about some individuality?
However, they did disobey you (somehow?), and must be properly punished for it. Particularly the ring leader.

...

>You need to punish them somehow for their insubordination. However I don't think corporal punishment would be appropriate.
>A Time Out seems appropriate, though exactly how we'd apply that Im not sure of. Take their clothes and cigars. They can have them back after they've learned their lesson. and they better not smoke inside or during the job.

>As for OUR own mistake...
>We'll divide work. Killa Kente will be left in charge of the military for now.
>If Luna wills it, we'd like to leave Velvet Ears in charge of the castle's staff.

>As for the skeletons' demands,
>They better prove us that they DESERVE such REWARDS.
>They will clean the mess they made and they'll think about what they've done.
>We will get them clothes. UNIFORMS, and we'll think of ways to improve not only discipline, but order and working conditions. >We'll see afterwards if they prove to be worthy of any actual rewards.

>Put the Resistance Leader in time out.
>Dominate Him if necessary.
>He ain't gonna get shit for a long while until he figures out what he did was wrong.

>>3054177
A for... our cheery inventor.
I think you know what Anon thinks about parents getting drunk around their children.

Not only are we on a schedule, but we'll also need to outfit ourselves and our troops for the struggles ahead.

And he's getting drunk.
On the job.
In front of Olson.

I don't mind him is the guy has a sip on his free time and Olson is playing with Entropy.
But I think we need to make it perfectly clear, that if we ever see him in this condition ever again, we'll make sure he can't disobey us, ever again.
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>>3054277
>sab and the girls
Are allies are basically our cabinet / secretary of <office/ministry> potentials... but we haven't had a solid conversation with anyone about it. Janna's here and seems down to settling into the castle to hang around. Dirtbro will here shortly... but all others we should really discuss with them..
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desu, i am kinda surprised that no one is reacting more to the fact that Wondervon is a drunken mess in front of his own son. Sound Familiar?
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>>3054314
This. You thought hard. Do so gooood.
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>>3054341
Is he beating his son?
Is he treating him like a punching bag?

We know how bad a father can be and we know how Wondervon feels about his child so something is wrong and we need to fix it.
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FUCK WAIT

WHY THE SHIT DIRT BROTHER GOT A PHONE
HES A HOBO
HOW DID HE GET OUR NUMBER
ABORT ABORT
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>>3054377
He prolly "borrowed" it from someone and that's why he's being arrested.
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>>3054377
SUPPORT BUT ATLEAST GIVE A PEAK IF ITS REALLY HIM
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>>3054379
Borrowed from who that has our number?
We use burner phones we stole from Better Buy
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>>3054419
He's our brother, why wouldn't he know our number by heart?
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>>3054423
Our number changes every time we ruin a phone which is like every day?
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>>3054423
To be fair though, I see where this is coming from.
Typically, you'd imagine he'd greet us like "DIIIIIIIIIIIIRT!!" and let us finish the other half of the statement. But this one just feels lame.
Obviously a trap, but might as well check it out anyways.
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>>3054426
I don't see how that would change anything. Luna knows our number.
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>>3054426

Dirt Bro is psionic, of course he'd know our phone number from mind reading
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>>3054177
Quick what was the song inside your head when we first met?
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>>3054430
>>3054433

>Brand new phone
>new number
>Dirt Bro hasn't seen us in forever
>Luna lives in our brain meat

It doesn't make sense, where would dirtbro get it? From Who?
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>>3054177
THIS: >>3054439
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>>3054177
>>3054250
Adding support for >>3054439 as well
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>>3054439
Do this then.
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>>3054439
DEW IT
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>Anon found a problem
>So where did he go?
>Straight to the fucking problem

>You
>Went through all the bullshit
>You tried to understand
>You even wanted to delegate first

A: "You are going t-"

>TAPTAPTAP-TAP TAP-TA-

>You lean forward as Muscles yanks the Poet's arm off

>You look
>Calm

>Muscles holds the arm out
>You
>Light your hand on fire
>Then SCORCH THE BONES UNTIL THEY BLACKENED MIST

>You maintain eye contact
>The entire time

>You look
>Calm

A: "You are going to be fucking quiet when I talk to you."

P: "..."
>The Poet reaches his other hand for the table
A: "You wanna lose the other one?"

>A rebel's mind is racing
>You don't give him time to be a shit

A: "Velvet Ears."
>The Rabbit turns to you

A: "These skeletons. All of them. They listen to you. You are the shot caller."

>Luna searches your mind
L: "That is a prison term. For a gang leader."
>She looks amused

>The Poet reaches for the table
>You grab his rib cage and RATTLE HIM toward you

A: "Quiet."

>You Snap
>All the Skeletons in the halls know your command
>They file in

A: "Hats off. You're indoors. My mother is present."

>Hats off
>Suspenders loose


A: "Can you talk, Velvet?"
>He shakes his head
>You feel his disappointment
>He can however understand
>He is not a talker
>He motions to his ears
>He listens
>He obeys

A: "Good."

>You Release the rebel poet from your grip
>Loosen your jaw
>Straighten your back
>You don't need to threaten them

>After all
>You're the most dangerous thing in this dimension

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>>3054570
>>3054570

A: "He runs shit in this house."
>You point at the Rabbit Butler
A: "He runs the cleaning. He runs the cooking. The meals. Head. Nigga. In Charge."

>You look to the other Frenchies

A: "You want creature comforts? You wanna smoke? Listen to BAD music?"

>The Skeletons don't answer
>They're afraid
>They're watching their new lives crumble away before them
>Back into another form o-

A: "That can be arranged."

>They look up
>Surprised
>Lenience?

A: "I get it. You want lives. I've given that to you. Now...you get purpose. You get what you NEED. Then you get what you want..."

>Understanding

>You SNAP! Yet again

>The sound of marching overtakes the room
>As Killa Kente enters
>Followed by the elite guards
>With 150 normal soldiers

A: "You show respect for my goddamn people. They're the one who re-die for you. They're the ones who protect this house because YOU!"

>You point at the Poet

A: "Can't. Or won't."

>The poet wants to speak
>You don't let him
>This isn't -about- him

A: "It goes like this. None of you are useless. None of you are unwanted."

>You get off of your chair
>Walk a bit
>Your hands behind you

cont
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>>3054571
>>3054571

W: "Oh, yez! Preach to uz, oh WISE Kinder Konger!"

A: "...get that fucking Drunk back in his lab."
W: "Wh- ACH! Get y-"

>Kente has his men move for him first

A: "No."

>They stop
>You look at the Skeletons who followed the Poet

A: "Earn your cigarettes. Keep that drunk man from being an ass in front of his son."

"..."

>They hear
>They obey

L: "Spare not the rod?"
A: "I like the Poet. I hate what he's done. I like Wondervon. I hate how he's disappointed me."
L: "Your plan?"
A: "Punish the Poet. Remove Wondy from his kid."
L: "Nothing else?"
A: "You're right."


>As they drag Wondervon off

A: "Stop."

>You approach Wondervon
>Take the drink from him

A: "I trusted you."
>You hold it very close to his face
>As Muscles POPS the bottle with his grip alone

A: "...What did you teach your son while I was away?"

>His drunken stupor sours

W: "Ficken Junger Kang. Aber sich vill Ich"
A: "Out of my sight."

>They take him off
>To sleep it out

A: "Could a spell sober him up?"
L: "Without a cure to the alcohol he would still have a hangover."

>You Snap
>The Poet's legs explode into Bone dust
>You get back 20 hp

A: "Do it."

>Luna's eyes glow

W: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH MEINEM KAMF!!"

L: "All the alcohol poisoning. None of the inebriation. It's like music."

>You arrange things fairly


>Velvet Ears
>Killa and Grate
>Soldiers
>Servants

A: "I trust Mr. Ears to dole out assignments for the house. Guard rotations. Dinner arrangements."

cont
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>>3054575
>>3054575

>>3054314
>>3054314

A: "...I should already have this shit figured."
>You almost kick the nearby table
>You almost shatter Poet into confetti
>They need to know
>How angry you are

O: "...Mister Anon?"

>The Child
>The huge
>Robot child
>Is crawling to see under the smoke cloud

O: "Ech!"
>He has a cough
>He spits up some crayon bits
>A cracker
>He's been eating
>To fit in with Entropy

O: "Is Daddy sick?"
>You soften
A: "Y-..."

>You remember an old phrase
>Your mother used to use

A: "Only as sick as he wants be."

>Olson looks despondent

O: "Is it cause of me?"
>You don't-

A: "Never."
>Oh

A: "Never ever would it be because of you. That's not how it works. You're his son. The fuckhead needs to take care of you."

O: "Fuck...head?"
A: "Shit. I'm cursing eh-"
O: "Entropy says Shit-Ass. What...Fuck head?"

>You put a hand on Olson's top-bolt

A: "You're dad is...gonna be alright."
>Muscles rolls his hand

A: "I'll make him alright. If he isn't."
>Olson smiles
>His eyes rotate
O: "Thank you."

A: "You go on and play uh...in the garden."
O: "Really!? Can I make a dirt house!?"
A: "Of course. Just let Janna be the cheating housewife."

O: "Ok!"

>He bounds off
A: "Escort him."

>More skeletons follow

>As you turn back to the Poet

cont
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>>3054580
>>3054580

>He taps
>You don't speak Morse Code
>He is part of the collective however
>Wether he likes it or not

L: "He says. 'What of me?' "

>You tend
>To the others

>He asks again
>What of me?

A: "I expect this place straightened the hell up. BEFORE the day is over."

>What of me?
>Velvet Ears bows
>So do the new Servants

A: "Kente. You outrank these bone brains now. Everyone but Grate and Ears. Discipline them properly."

>What of me?

A: "Put BACK those Uniforms. You're in the big leagues. We're gonna rule every fucking thing not get a state trophy and molested by an assistant coach."

>What
>Of
>Me?

A: "What -about- you?"
>You finally talk to him

A: "You belong in the dungeon."

>Several Warrior Skeletons cock their weapons
>Kente's eyes glow red

KK: "He has spoken."

A: "You're going to be lame. Motionless. Isolated."

>The Poet tries to flee

>Anon's eyes glow Gold and Black
>He collapses
>His bones disconnect
>Until only his skull is left

>You pick it up
>Look it in the eyes as you absorb his other bones

YOU ARE AT FULL HP

A: "Until your use is found."

>You don't toss him away
>He isn't trash
>Nothing is here
>Not in -your- kingdom

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>>3054583


>The soldiers take him with reverence
>They march him back to the dungeons
>Where they toss him down
>Waking up the Ghost Kraken

>You fold your hands
>Having seen order restored
>Skeletons are cleaning all around you
>Some wipe calcium dust from their heads

A: "Break time every three hours. Shifts of 6 hour days. When you're not cleaning you're organizing. When you're not fucking doing that."

>You point to Kente and Velvet

A: "You're doing what the FUCK they say."

>You head
>For the throne room

A: "Get my game sphere off the ceiling. Now."

>You look at your phone

A: "Play it to me."
>You text out to you the one who claims to be your friend
A: "Play the first song you shared with me in your head."

>First
>There is silence
>Was this cyber bullying?
>You close your eyes

>Then

???: " https://youtu.be/xY1wBUrdRFg "


>You snap them open

A: "DIRT!?"
DB: "BROTHER!"
A: "D 1 12 ][ "
DB: "HUBRUHHHHHHHHTHERRRR"
A: "DIRT."
DB: "BROTHAAAAAH
A: "HUG ME, BROTHA!"
DB: "Heh? Yeh swing that way, kid?"
A: "N-No. It's a Drake and Josh and reference."
DB: "I ain't owned a TV since the 80s."


>The Soldiers emerge from the kitchen
>Entropy is with them
>He has a Machete in his teeth

E: "HAHA! DIE, YA SNAIL MOONCHAN TARTSH!"

>You grab him
>He squeaks
>You get on him

A: "Ride with me."
E: "...I doon't like thish."
A: "I'll buy you ice cream."

E: " https://youtu.be/6HXXkNw4PE0 "

>You ride
>On a lopsided Flying ass Pony

E: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA! FOR THE MUTHALAAAAND!"
A: "You're an ILLEGAL HORSE."
E: "AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!"

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>>3054588

>You fly for the bathroom
>SHRRRRIIIIP open a portal t-

A: "Oh..."
>There's a portal
>But you didn't know where Dirt Brother was
>So it's just there
>Where does i-

>You stick your head in
>Trees
>Floating on Rock islands
>In a white void

A: "This whole place smells like Sandwiches."

>You pull out
>Rare, desu

A: "Where r u?"
>You ask Dirt Brother
DB: "In a bus."
>SHRRRRRRRIP
>You open the portal

>Steal him from it

DB: "Oh, whoah nice place kid like the tile."
A: "AWAYYY!"

>Entropy takes all three of you back to the castle
>Soaring through the darkness
DB: "I ain't seen a place like this since I did acid in Nam."
A: "You were in Nam?"
DB: "I've been in all of em, kid."

E: "Ah like warh, Ah think."
>Little Baby War Horse

>You Uber Eats him some ice cream

cont
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Hats Off, Suspenders Loose is the name of Luna's porno.
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>>3054594

A: "Susan. You home yet?"
Su: "I'm outside wiff Bow."
A: "Cool. Pick up the ice cream when it comes."
Su: "I see Yewwow again."
A: "Is she with Jackie?"
Su: "Nawh. She awone."
A: "Leave her. Ice cream and get here."

>You spread your arms
>As you see your home fast approaching
>All this time
>All the effort
>The emotional bruises

>You managed to keep Janna safe in your adventure
>You defeated Leather Teeth
>You
>Ordered your fucking castle
>You Anon
>Can do this

>As you soar for the yawning gates of your Mother's Palace
>With your wand singing to the air
>Brimming with new power ready to be shaped

>You realize
>You may not be good
>You CAN be a Good King

A: "We're having a Garden Party."

SESSION
PAUSE!

WE CONTINUE TOMORROW!

BRIGHT AND EARLY!

4:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!

ANON MEETS WITH HIS PEEPS

HE ORDERS HIS SHEETS

NO MORE BELLY OF THE WHALE

ZOLOFT FOR ALL LOBSTER KIND


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Mwah.
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>>3054604
>That spoiler
Lewd
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>>3054604

A: "Susan. You home yet?"
Su: "I'm outside wiff Bow."
A: "Cool. Pick up the ice cream when it comes."
Su: "I see Yewwow again."
A: "Is she with Jackie?"
Su: "Nawh. She awone."
A: "Leave her. Ice cream and get here."

>Actually can we get Yellow to come to the party? Sounds like shes been having a rough time of it lately.

>I would also like. To invite Jackie. Not as romance. But to know that she is still welcome here.
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>>3054609
I also want to reach out to Jackie
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>>3054609
You know what? This.
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>>3054609

>Inviting Yellow
>Inviting Jackie

You may pick one, and only one
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>>3054620
Seriously, I think inviting Jackie would be a good idea. Even if it was just as friends, I think it would do a lot for both of them.
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>>3054624

I'm fine with Jackie, just no Yellow. I'm fine with speaking to her but don't invite her into our home base when she's Fate's OC Donut Steel/Remaining bit of power manifested
>>
As an idea.

Invite Marco and Star.
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>>3054604
>>3054620
If I have to pick between the two, I would have to favor Yellow as Jackie's our ex.
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>>3054634
You know what? Fuck it. This works too.
Maybe invite Mr. and Mrs. Diaz while at it.
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Alright. So who do we want this party to be?

Family only? (Us, wond, entropy, odv, luna, skeles, susan, ect)
-Private
-Lowish drama potential
-Tight focus on us
-Easy to set up
-Small chance of there being too much drama for us to handle

Close friends? (As above, with Janna, Sabrina, Jackie? Dude bro? Goat man?)
-Still mostly private, chance to improve our standing and let people know about us
-We can still make a big impact and steer the parties social dynamics. Mostly.
-A LITTLE harder to set up.
-Larger drama chance, but also public shame field to prevent it.

Acquaintances? (Starco? Tom? Yellow? School friends? Heck? Deer man?)
-Public. If it goes well it will be a MASSIVE boost to our reputation and standing locally.
-Reflects Extremely poorly if it fucks up.
-Very difficult to set up
-People can and will have conversation and drama we dont hear about
-They might also resolve their issues without our intervention

Have something to chew on yall.
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>>3054628
While I don't agree with your reasoning, I agree with no Yellow. Fuck Yellow. She's a crusty cunt.
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>>3054620
>I pick both
Don't tell me what to do
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>>3054635

>Bringing in a potential enemy and over all a cunt into our home base instead of just our ex

>>3054642

I CREATED YOU AND I WILL BE YOUR END

But really just don't let in Yellow alright? She's shown no reason why we should bring her in instead of someone we were in a relationship with.
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>>3054638
Close friends seems like a solid deal. As I said previously, Yellow's a crusty cunt. Starco don't mix well with us and will no doubt make the party have more drama than is needed. Tom is a mortal enemy of ours. And I have no idea who you're talking about with "deer man."

Extra option though that I just thought of: business partners. Moon, Hekapoo, Omnitraxus, River, Rhombulus (though that is risky) and Lekmet along with any other person of importance we can think of and are in good standing with.

This could increase our personal standing with anyone we invite, and if we don't bring along any risky characters (most you mentioned in the acquaintances section) that can easily cause an uproar is a safe bet to increase our influence if we show off our current power standing and household while also being relatively polite.
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>>3054663
OH! Rich Pidgeon! That dude likes to party, and he supported us in the arena on war planet!
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>>3054647
I don't know it's either
A) she's just got her own thing going on and has nothing to do with Anon, we're being paranoid, and taking the active role and at least trying to show some willingness to be nice helps to build up a more mature anon
B) she actually is a secret enemy and we're inviting her to our home turf with hundreds of our loyal skeletons all over the place.
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Our garden aint nice enough for buisness.

Not to mention mixing family and buisness is a bad idea at the moment.

Star and Marco... Tolerate us?

How about Sabrina?
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>>3054671
or C: She comes and ruins everything because she's not magical, just a bitch.
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>>3054638
All for close friends. We're celebrating. Or at least trying to.
Jackie included, if she wants to come.
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>>3054663
>Starco don't mix well with us
??? We have consistently worked side by side with Star, Marco, and Star and Marco. We don't always see eye to eye, but that doesn't necessarily mean we're on bad terms with them. We made sure to try and get a real understanding between anon and Marco. For as much bickering and shit talking we do, we also have a mutual understanding and respect of power with Star.
Not saying we have the perfect, or even friendly relationship with the two of them, but it's not bad to the point of Anon-and-Yellow or Anon-and-Tom levels. I could feasibly see him inviting the two *just* in an attempt to brag/gloat/show them he's not as broken as he was before and of the progress he's made.
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>>3055198
Mutual understanding, sure. But any social gathering is an easy recipe for drama. Like, gatherings specifically where they have to interact. We can exist in the same room, but we will have to talk to them if we invite them to OUR party in OUR Moms hole. Hell, I can envision Star making a stink about how evil literally anything in our castle is.

HOWEVER! I can get down with the sickness of inviting them to brag. That seems fun.
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SESSION

START!

>Do you know what's good?
>Sheeit
>You don't even know who you are

>Anonymous
>Last year you were just someone that didn't want to die
>Or refused to let anything kill you
>You were a screaming, squalling infant
>You filled every square inch around with you with noise, blood, anger

>Now?
>What's around you?
>What do you surround yourself with?

CRUWHAM!

A: "WHAT'S GOOD, NYUGGAH!?"

https://youtu.be/9wZG0iLNNIw

>You are home
>Burst through the doors of your castle
>In the empty world

THE HOLE

>Which opened up to let a little magic into your life

L: "Your guests are in the garden, dear."
A: "Not all of them."
>Your homeless friend
>Your DIRT BROTHER

>Dismounts from the flying Unicorn you rode here with

DB: "Thanks, kid. Cops were gonna stuff me for a week."
A: "What for?"
>He shows you his cell

DB: "Stealin' this to text you. That would'a been their excuse."
>Dirt Brother looks around the entrance hall

>Many Skeletons are about
>Dusting
>Sweeping
>Some are moving cardboard cutouts from the throne room

A: "Hey where did th-"
>The Movie Club
>Aw, nuts
>They've been robbing the school for decorations
>Goddamn French Skeletons

DB: "Nice digs."
A: "Thanks. It was my Mom's."
DB: "Aw. She gone?"
A: "Nah."

>Luna appears on your shoulder
>Dirt Brother bows
>It's pretty extravagant
>His dirty white beard brushes some crumbs off the stone floor

>He takes Luna's teeny hand in between his stained thumb and forefinger

DB: "Preciate the lift, Ma'am. Ya godda good kid."
L: "The very best."

>Luna smiles
>It has too much teeth

>That's when your new head man
>Mr. Velvet Ear approaches

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>>3056002

>He's presented you a small set of options
>For your Garden Party


HOW SHALL THE GUESTS BE SERVED!?

-You already got ice cream for everybody


>SHALL THE SERVANTS SET A FINE TABLE
-It shows some class
-You get to act fancy and royal
-Might be a little stuffy

>OR SHALL THEY BRING BLANKETS
-Ice cream picnic
-Everybody sits on the dirt
-Casual style, but unimpressive


WHAT SHALL BE THE ENTERTAINMENT!?

>Skeleton Minstrels
-Some of the French can play your songs
-Classical renditions of meme and video game music


>Bring on the vidya
-The Skeletons will move your Video game setup to the garden
-You will get dirt on the screen and games
-Entropy and Olson (the babies) will love it

>There is a small note at the bottom
>Like all of the written things in Luna's world the letters mean nothing to you
>She, however
>Being your second set of eyes
>Translates the Mewmun script

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>>3056009

L: "Will anyone else be in attendance?"


CURRENT GUESTS

>Janna Ordonia (Stab Witch)
-A friend of yours with no respect for law, gender norms, and casually approaches hygiene

Likes: The color pink, Voodoo dolls, Dead Artists

>PAN/GOAT BRO
-A deposed Pagan Deity
-Currently Janna's source of Magic power
-Likes Tiddies, Wine, Wine Covered tiddies and public nudity

>OLSON AND ENTROPY
-One is a baby robot (10 feet tall)
-One is a baby flying Unicorn (3 feet tall)
-Entropy hates rules
-Olson is easily influenced by Entropy


>DIRT
>BROTHERRRRRRRRRRR
-A homeless guy who has psionic powers for some fuckin' reason
-Keeps almost getting arrested
-Helped you find your old Saxophone

>Luna
-She's your mom
-Also an unknowable eldritch power
-She thinks you have pretty eyes and a bright future
-Also wants you to collect a dozen unwanted people from your world so she can "Show you what blood is good for."

>SUSAN MCMOOT
-Your best friend
-6'5" zombie girl
-Huge sword
-Pussy Fiend
-Bad Lisp

>BOW
-Your actual dog
-Who is a dinosaur

SUGGESTED INVITES

>Jackie Lynn Thomas
-Your ex
-Literally the best thing that ever happened to you
-Left you because it was good for your future (also you blew her up and reassembled her with thicker legs)
-Might make things awkward with Janna


>Star fucking Butterfly and Marco Diaz
-Your former best friend and his new best friend
-You sort of hate them both
-Star has magic too
-Her magic is gay and sparkly

>Susan has a crush on Star that Star shut the hell down (Because she's not a Lesbrianism)
>Will make it awkward for Susan


>YELLOW
-A girl who constantly hit on Jackie even when you were dating
-Susan Suplexed her into a dumpster for beign rude
-She has low Psionic power

>Has clap backs
>Not friends with any of your friends
>Inviting is either a favor or an attempt to flex on her normal human ass


>If you invite any more than a few
>This won't be a social gathering
>It will be a party

>Your house is still being cleaned
>Your Wand is BURSTING with new energies

A: "Awh, hey where's my new Secretary?"

>An African Skeleton leans out from the Kitchen
>He psionically messages you "She is Owah Quin."

A: "...Your Queen is my mom."
???: "Noh, my lord. Staceh is ouwah Quin. We have protected her by keeping her safe in deh throne room."
A: "..."
???: "Your mudda is THE Quin."

>He closes the door


What do?
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>>3056014
I reeeeeeeeeeally want things to be akward. Invite everyone. Plus Sabrina and Justin.
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>>3056009

>Set medium fancy Picnic tables. Presentable but laid back

>Skeleton Band of frenchies playing what they want. The French know their music.

>Invite
-Brittney
-Justin
-Chantelle
-Skullnik
-Mom and Ron

>Take a moment and explore the new energy in the wand
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>>3056002
>Luna smiles
>It has too much teeth
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>>3056014
>HOW SHALL THE GUESTS BE SERVED!?
>>THE SERVANTS SHALL SET A FINE TABLE

>WHAT SHALL BE THE ENTERTAINMENT!?
>>Skeleton Minstrels AND vidya, but if we must have priorities, then the Minstrels

>Invite
-Yellow
-Star and Marco (On the condition that Star doesn't make things awkward)
-Sabrina
-Fuck it, invite Justin (maybe the boys too, but only if he asks)
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This sounds good enough

>>3056040

Not cursed enough
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>>3056042
You know what? While we're at it,
>invite Chantelle too, if only to ideally make things less awkward for when we invite Star
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>>3056048

Also of course Jackie
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>>3056042
>>3056049
While at it, changing support of Tables and Entertainment to >>3056036
but still keeping my vote on invites.
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>>3056014
>Sabrina
Please. Plz plz. Fuck :SabnonNever:

Also Supporting >>3056036.
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>>3056014
get the servants to set up picnic blankets, ice cream doesn't need to be served on something fancy unless it itself is fancy.

let the frenchies play music tho, optics seem neat

invite star, marco (get them to promise not making it wierd), chantelle, sabrina
mabye brittany (leave that to sabrina)

it's probably not a good idea to invite mom and ron right now, mabye after everything is repaired
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>>3056081

Sure guy, you can have my support
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>>3056081
oh fuck, yeah, Sabrina too
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>>3056083
I don't think Brittany and Sabs should be there.
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>>OR SHALL THEY BRING BLANKETS
>-Ice cream picnic
>-Everybody sits on the dirt
>-Casual style, but unimpressive

>Bring on the vidya
>-The Skeletons will move your Video game setup to the garden
>-You will get dirt on the screen and games
>-Entropy and Olson (the babies) will love it

>>3056009
Invite
>Sabrina
>Justin

>>3056070
>>3056081
>>3056036
DO NOT
>-Brittney
>-Chantelle
>-Skullnik
>-Mom and Ron
Whhhyyy do'n't we leave them for some other time.
Don't invite them now.

Ron and Mom will make it awkward for Luna
Janna said Brittney is planning something against supposedly for "stealing Sabrina".
Susan likes Chantelle, but she doesn't like us (right now).
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>>3056115
If you can't bring a community together over icecream then you might as well just burn it all down and start over.


We can put up some signs.
>No Magic
>No Fighting
>Don't leave the Garden or you'll die
>Resurrection - $10K
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>>3056126
Supporting signs.
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>>3056126
support
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>>3056014
Gonna change my vote to Jackie, Sabrina, Justin
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>>3056014
>>3056081
Shit, forgot about the static with Brittney over that. I suppose I can swap to support of >>3056115 . Only thought of Britt since she's with Justin, but keeping a smaller overall list will let us interact more personally with each guest
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>>3056126
>>3056130
>>3056131
>>3056133
>>3056014
I still don't see why we should invite anyone else but Sabrina and Justin.
MAYBE Chantelle, as a way to make up since Susan wants to get laid, but I see no reason to try to do so with Brittney.

Besides,
>BRITTNEY'S DAD "OWNS" THE COPS
>MIBBIES ARE INFILTRATED INTO COPS
>WORD GETS OUT ANON HAS A CASTLE IN THE SCHOOL'S BATHROOM.
>MIBBIES GET WORD FROM IT.

The lease people we bring the better.
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>>3056146

We can just cut the portal so its directly agaisnt the hole.
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>>3056146
Exactly! We can make mad bank if we lease out some castle space.I vote to tell everyone about the hole and start selling real estate.
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>>3056146
>I don't see why
Social links, Anon. Simple as that. We have people we'd like to interact with, but we're always on the run, so we don't feel like we get these kinds of chances very often. Thus, when they do, we wanna try to cram in as much interaction as we can.
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>With so many votes
>So many invites

https://youtu.be/OUnH72gyTK8


>You hit up Headbook

POST BY ANONYMOUS MCMOOT

A: "I AIN'T DEAD AND WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE THAT."

>Liked by Justin Armberg

>You tag Justin, Sabrina Backintosh, Chantelle, Star Butterfly, Marco Diaz, Bri-

>oh
>You can't tag Britt
>Her profile is set to private

A: "Bitch."

>You tag Jackie
>Your own Mom
>Ron (Her boyfriend)


L: "That's most of the people you know."
A: "It is."
L: "Even the ones you don't get along with?"
A: "Of course."

>You grin at Luna
A: "They need to know how awesome we have it."
L: "Quite royal."

>Luna reads your brain
>Sees a small inkling

L: "Even Yellow?"
A: "Hrm she..."
>You get muttery
>Roll your fingers as you consider

A: "Maybe she could be converted."
>Luna chuckles
L: "Even more royal."
A: "Why?"
L: "Greedy."
A: "You right."

>You Kick in the door to the Gardens
>SKELETONS ARE WITH YOU
>They have...


>SNACKS AND DRINKS
-Summoned by Luna
-She liquified the an entire waffle breakfast
-Made it into a soda

>THEY HAVE INSTRUMENTS
-Which they begin
-To pla-

>CRASH!

>Someone has slammed down a Piano
>It's Pierre
>The Horror made of many hands

>He sits down
>Motions to the other skeletons
>Taps the Piano in time

cont
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>>3056210
>>3056210

>They Play
https://youtu.be/dtDAvJJ4Hw8

A: "AYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!"
>Janna jumps up on the picnic table the skeletons just put down
>She and you begin to shuffle awkwardly
>Fuck
>You still REALLY can't dance
>Muscles just wiggles in the air


O: "Pretty music! OH! HAha yay!"
>Olson claps his metal mits together

En: "uuuGh I'll fall ASHLEEP!"
>Entropy Falls Ashleep
>Olson tucks him in
>By burying him in garden dirt

O: "Night night."


Su: "What'sh up WHOORES!?"
>Susan is here
>Carrying huge bags

Su: "I got ICE CWEAM!"
>Things are grand
>People are eating and the music is a bump

Ja: "Dudes. Let's play something."

DB: "Can I get a refill?"
>Luna zaps the table
>The snacks are replenished
DB: "This must be the world where communism worked."

GB: "Lad. Ya said this be yer garden but where are the plants?"

A: "Haha the whole planet is dead!"
GB: "That's...heinous."
L: "The entire dimension, really."
>Goatbro swallows

GB: "Is it...is it fertile?"
L: "Are you going to breed with the dirt?"
GB: "If it's..."
>He looks boggled
GB: "If dirt is all there is th-"
L: "Oh there's more than dirt."
>Luna's face is a smirking monument
L: "There is me."

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>>3056215
>>3056215

>You're caught in a whirlwind of activity
>So many people
>Talking to you
>Interested in you
>Happy to see you
>It's all so much
>When did you surround yourself with good things like this?


>That's when your phone goes off


TEXTS AND PHONE CALLS

-Justin
Ju: "Bro! A party!? I've never seen your place! Where do we meet? My dad won't let me drive but I can get a ride."

A: "Meet at the school. I'll come get ya. Bring the boys."

Ju: "Oh...uh...haha, sure."
>Most of the boys died when Justin was attacked
>Oof


-SABRINA
Sa: "Hey, Anon. I'm happy you're having a party! I have to bathe grandma tonight tho so I can't."

A: "Why is your life so garbage."

Sa: "I..."
>She types for a moment
>It stops
>She continues
Sa: "I'm sorry."

A: "Hang on. I might have a solution."

>HOW DO YOU GET SABRINA OUT OF HER SHIT LIFE ONCE AGAIN!?

-MOM AND RON

L: "Emily? Her boy toy?"
A: "I wanna see them."
L: "Why now?"
A: "I never see them."
L: "So you'd subject your friends to them?"
>You pause
>Consider

A: "Yes."

YOUR PHONE RINGS
>Ron's voice is on the other end
>On Emily's phone
R: "Hey."
A: "...Oh Hi, Ron."
R: "It's kinna late to be having a party don't you think?"
A: "Kinna late to be trying to dad me when I'm already a delinquent don't you think?"
R: "Delinquents are cool. You're not a delinquent."
>Ron laughs
>Tis a dad's laugh
>Even without his progeny his power grows

R: "Your mom's asleep. She's got another therapy sesh in the morning."
>Therapy?
R: "I'm gonna turn in too. Don't do anything that would make me work, ok?"
A: "Shit I'mma do is gonna need the military."

>Click

cont
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>>3056222

-STAR BUTTERFLY

S: "No."
>Click
>Right
>The whole 'Fuck you' thing and the weird time you broke into Marco's house to hang out with his loving parents

-Chantelle

Ch: "Party?"
A: "Yeah. My place."
Ch: "Why'd you invite me?"
A: "Susan. She likes you. I want Susan to have what she likes."
>Chantelle scoffs
Ch: "You sound like Brittany."
Br: "Chantelle? Who is it?"
Ch: "Dentist."

>She comes back to you

Ch: "Where's your place?"
A: "Secret. We meet at the school."
Ch: "Sounds shady."
A: "Sabrina's coming too."
Ch: "Huh."

Br: "Keep braiding! Don't lose count either or you'll have to start over."
A: "Brittany -was- invited."
Ch: "...but?"
A: "But nothing. I remembered what she's like and realized I don't want that in my house."
>Chantelle laughs
>It feels sort of lemon-y
Ch: "Sorry."
>Back to you

Ch: "I'll be late."
A: "So look good."

>Beep

-SKULLNIK
>You hang out with a lot of adults
>Dirtbro
>Your mom
>Goatbro
>Hekapoo when you can
>Sheet
>You like Grown Women

>Sadly however...

Sk: "Kid, you're weird. I can't come to some party."
A: "Aren't you like...Troll Teen?"
Sk: "Magical Bullhockey don't apply to real life. I'm still in my 40s. Even if I got an extension."
A: "C'maaan ya just gotta come to the school."
Sk: "I'm already at the school."

>You could just send bois to get her
>MAKE her have fun


-Marco
M: "Hey, dude. Kinna busy."
A: "With what?"
>He sends you a pic of his living room
>He is watching Xena: Warrior Princess
>Star Butterfly is eating Nachos from his lap

>Oh
>Her refusal wasn't grudge based

M: "You wanna come over here?"
A: "Bold of you to assume I wouldn't have people at MY party!"
>You send him a pic
>Of Susan and Janna dancing
>Janna keeps limboing under Susan's legs
>Thottery

M: "Haha, have fun, dude!"
A: "I will. Bitch."
>Thumbsup emoji

L: "Did that feel good?"
>Yes

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>>3056225
>>3056225

-Jackie

https://youtu.be/dMKqiCi7nLc

>The text you get
>Has blue flowers around it
>An ocean wave
>She found those emojis
>So you always copied them over for her contact


J: "hey"
A: "Hey"
J: "Party? That's great!"
>Rubber Duck Emoji
>Thumbs up
>A little surfer duck

A: "It would be if you came!"
>Oof
J: "Haha, you sound like you're doing awesome. I knew you'd be killing it."
A: "Killing lots of things. You comin?"
>There's a pause

>You get another text from Justin but you ignore it
>You're just standing there
>Next to a dancing Goatbro
>Olson tries to get on the tables
>The table flips

>Dirt Brother is about to die from flying up and then very very down
>When Entropy catches him

>You don't even see the awkward thank you
>Because Entropy is still asleep
>Just the phone
>That's all you see
>The phone and a certain beach in Hawaii

J: "R u ok?"


>You look over at your wand
>It Looks back

>Suddenly
>You think you have some work to do


>Deal with the other guests
-Leave Jackie Hanging
-Don't bother her
-She's probably busy anyways
-This was stupid

>Go deal with the wand
-Yeah
-Important
-super so
-This was stupid


>Talk to her
-Say something to Jackie
-You'll have to tell her the truth
-No, really
-You promised to tell her the truth



What do?
>>
give Sabrina servants or give her grandma youth?
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>>3056222
>Get sabrina her own personal Undead buddy. Make small and cute so she doesn't crush on it. Like a helper monkey. It will listen and follow her every word....and be our eyes and ears.

>make the 'nick have fun.

> to Jackie the truth. "It really hurts and I do miss you but I understand why things are how they are. Not trying to make shit weird. Just a social party. BRB my wand is doing weird shit."

>Go into the castle in the dark alone with Luna and see to our instrument.
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>>3056229
Wandy, I know you're evolving currently. But my ex needs the truth. Just wait like five minutes.
TELL HER THE TRUTH! We are nothing if not honest.

Don't make Skull Nick come to the party. Also, send some french skeletons to bathe Sabrina's grandmother. AND TELL THAT GOAT FUCK TO STOP COMING ONTO OUR MOM! IT'S WEIRD!
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>>3056229
OH SHIT ASK OSKAR IF HE WANTS TO COME JAM WITH DEAD FRENCH SKELETONS AND SLAPP SOME PARTY TUNES.

Free food and we'll pay him 500.
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>>3056229
This wand thing really IS starting to get a bit weird.

In order:
>Go deal with the wand
>Talk to her
>Deal with the other guests

Also: fuck, I have no idea what to do about Sabrina's situation. Do we just recruit her as a living member of our undead army?
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>>3056243
support
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>>3056229
>Gather two of the French skeletons
>Give them HANDSOME MEAT
>Tell them to pamper Sabrina's grandma for her

>Let Skully be, but maybe send her a gift anyways for being a Trusted Adult
>Those are rare in our life

>Maybe send some skeletons out for flowers for Goaty?

>Tell Jackie we're doing better, making Decisions
>But we miss her
>And we'd like to see her again, and to be happy with her, even if that's as far as it went
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>>3056245
Oh wait, shit, context.

>Talk to her
>Go deal with the wand
>Deal with the other guests
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>>3056229

Supportan this boyim >>3056252
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>>3056229
“Honestly? I’m kinds of a mess right now, but when I’m not? But I just got a really big win, like, a actual, no loss WIN, and I really want to blow some steam and celebrate it with my friends. So that’s mean you too.”

“Also I kinda could use your help to set Susan up with some chick.”

About Sabrina, send some skeletons dressed as her to clean her grandmother.
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>>3056252
SUPPORT
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>>3056229
>Send the skully men of a young girl to take Sabrina's place. We have to have at LEAST ONE laying around. Go ahead and give her flesh and stuff too.
>Leave Skullnik alone, she IS a grown woman after all. We'll do something for her later.
>To Jackie: "It still hurts, but you're right i'm doing fine. Come if you want too, i'd love to see you but I honestly don't know how weird it will be."
>THEN go check on the Guests and hang out. We'll deal with the wand after the party is over.
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>>3056229
Priorities.

>Jackie
>Tell her the truth.

>Check wand.
>Guests can wait a lil beet.

>>3056229
>>3056240
>>3056285
>Sending spooky skeletons to bathe Sabrina's possibly hyper christian granmommy.
How about no?
Mh...

Maybe we can put her family to Sleep? Or use Lna's suggestion magic to let her go?

>>3056261
For Jackie's answer this seems cool.
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>>3056229
>Sabrina
I honestly love the idea of giving granny some of her vigor back ( >>3056235 )
... let's Sab off the hook without overt undead presence invading her household, but it sounds like >>3056238 is the more immediately available (and likely to get votes) option

>Skullnik
Its her decision, but a gentle prod that there are other adults present that also in non-human situations may have some appeal to her. Might be hard for her to socialize with normal humans since the transformation...

>Jackie
...talk to her...
Are We OK, Anon's? We've made some great strides as of late. Finally had a couple of proper victories. Even did some good. We feel pretty OK, right? Right?
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>>3056318

Yeah, feeling pretty good about things all in all.
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>>3056318
All things considered we are doing pretty good.
Of course we are still hung up on Jackie, but almost every other aspect of our situation has be slowly, but surely improving.
We are more connected with Susan
We have our stab buddy back
Luna seems happier than ever
A new castle to our name, and alliances with power player to keep our shit held down.
We JUST killed a "dragon" and got on of our spells back.
If this is a mess, then it's an extremely profitable mess.

If we can patch things up with Jackie and put us on "no longer awkward terms" then that's a overwhelming net positive.
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>>3056318
>Are We OK, Anon's? We've made some great strides as of late. Finally had a couple of proper victories. Even did some good. We feel pretty OK, right? Right?

I don't think we'll ever be "OK" but we are taking it a day at a time.
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>>3056318
>Are We OK, Anon's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbdo8VCAaV4
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https://youtu.be/rqfDjmAkq7U

>You
>Are Anonymous
>You can do this, right?
>You've always -seen- the truth
>It's so ugly
>So you kind of like it
>Especially when it hurts
>So why is this hard?

>Somebody hands you a drink
>You stare at it
>It's blue
>With a little pineapple looking fruit on the end of the straw

>You leave the Garden
>Walk out into the Castle halls

>On the way
>You spot some skeletons
>Handsome ones

A: "Ey. You two."

>You hand them your sciss-
A: "Wait."

>You summon an African Skeleton
>Those bones are loyal

A: "You. Take these two to Sabrina's house. They are to bathe her grandmother and be a fucking delight in her company."
>The Soldier Salute
A: "Let Justin in when you see him."
>He nods

>They all leave
>The Frenchies lookin' quite regretful about the side they picked in the revolution

>Back to you
>Back to Jackie

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>>3056374
>>3056374

>You have so much to Say to the girl on this phone...

>So you fucking call her

>You close your eyes
>As it rings

>Second one
>She picks up
>You can hear that little rotating light in her room
>You can hear her wind chimes in the window
>Some covers move

J: "I guess you have a pretty long answer, huh?"

A: "I- uh...I wasn't ok. At all."
J: "What'd you do?"
>You can feel her eyebrows crease from here
>She's sitting up
>Like she's gonna fly over and save you
>The Skater Girl
>Saving you.

>You chuckle
A: "Work."
J: "Oh..."
>She laughs too
>She's relieved
>Her laugh hits something in your chest

A: "I just missed you a lot."
J: "Yeah."
>You hear a sock rub drywall
A: "You?"
>She doesn't respond to that
>You hear a soft 'heh' with an audible smile

J: "I'm...still covering it."
A: "Cool. W- Not Cool I-"
J: "It's ok..."
A: "I miss you. You don't gotta come I just...I just thought it would be fun."
J: "What are we, Anon?"
>You sigh
>Sort of defeated
>You take a swig of your drink
>It's Bright Blueberry and Sour

A: "Can we be friends?"
J: "Is that what you want?"
A: "I just wanted to see you."
J: "Do you know what you want yet?"
A: "Yes."

>That response was quick
>It was sure
>Even more sure than you thought

A: "I want to be better than this. Better than I was. I want...to be strong...and I want it to matter. I don't want just power now. I wanna know how to use it right."
J: "For who?"
A: "For you."
>She laughs again
J: "So serious, Big Guy."

A: "Shit, Jackie. The door's open. Come if you want."
>She kicks the wall
J: "I might. I'm kinna tired...might have a date tomorrow."

>Date.
>Tomorrow.
>Date.

A: "Da-..."
>Muscles
>Is Angry

>The Wand
>Is ANGERY

>SHHHHRRRIIIIIIZZZZHHHIP

J: "Ano-? Anohnasm-"
>SKKRRZZZHHHHHHHHH


ANON.

ROLL A SAVING THROW.

ROLL 1D20 FOR THE NATURE OF YOUR VERY SOUL.

>How fucking dare she
>How dare anyone
>You can't even look at anyone else
>It hurts
>You hurt
>She hurts
>How can she hurt and be ok enough be AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3056379
I’m scared
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3056379
Here goes.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3056379
Peace my lil nigga...peace
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3056379
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>>3056379
Oof. bad time for an outburst of pure emotion I guess.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3056379
>BIG MOODS<
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>>3056379
FUCK THE ROLL
CAST INVERSION BUBBLE CHEESE
IMMUNITY FROM EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

KNOW PEACE
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>>3056393
THIS
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3056379
Well I hope this is want fuckery as I thought we were kind of ok with her dating other people as long as we knew they'd treat her right
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3056379
Watch this Nat 1 boiz
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3056379
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

No mercy for stooges
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3056379
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>>3056393
This does seem like the best choice. Don't really wanna leave it up to the dice. They be fickle.
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Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d10)

A re-selection.

Godspeed, young memelad.


A: "CALM CALM CLAM CLAM CALM CALM CALM DAL-"

L: "Fury. Jealousy. I adore your passions, darlings. What do you care more about? Her? Or having her? The second can be so well accomplished. The right potion. The right force. A trick or two. Her lovers could be jilted. I know a spell that could make them swallow their own feet."

A: "CALM. CALM. CALM. CALM."

L: "Is the power for you? Or is it for dealing with the world?"

A: "HNNNZNGGHSHSH"
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>>3056424
I am a king and I am better than petty jealousy, Mom.

I am hurt and sad, but I eat pain. This is just another kinfe and it will pass.
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>>3056424
Mommy why is my pee pee getting hard right now
If I don't calm down Jackie will find out about my humiliation and cuckold fetishes !!!~
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>>3056390


>14

>Calm.

https://youtu.be/RriEIcBrY5k

>You
>Can breathe
>You CAN
>Breathe
>You CAN
>Open your eyes
>It hurts
>You Hurt

>But...
>The pain has to be there
>It's ok if it's always there

>You just have to make it matter
>You have to make it -mean- something

A: "That's one lucky sonnova bitch."
>Reception clears up on the phone
>You notice you gripped it so hard
>With a 15 total on STR
>You cut yourself

A: "Wh-...who is it?"
Ja: "I'm not letting you intimidate them."
A: "Whaaat? PSshhhhhh-"
>You Eye the AK47 armed Skeletons nearby
>One has a Machete
>For an Eye.
>You motion for them to go back to the barracks
A: "No."
J: "I mean it. They're nice."
A: "They better be."
J: "I shouldn't have told you. That wasn't f-"
A: "No. I'm glad."
J: "..."
A: "You won the race. You're out there first but I-...I'm glad."
J: "You're not gonna go hunting them or me down to find out everything about us are you?"

>Maybe


A: "I'm not...I-...I won't."

>You clear your cracking throat
>Your voice comes out
>Smooth

A: "I'm better than that."
>She giggles
J: "Sure you are."
>You can hear her think
J: "I Miss you too."
>Miss
>Present tense
A: "..."
J: "You don't have a joke?"
A: "Nah."
J: "No meme?"
A: "I would...but I uh..."
>You voice cracks back up to it's old rasp
A: "I take you pretty seriously. I just...I just want you to be happy. SHIT!"
J: "What?"
A: "My hand burns from my blood getting in the phone battery."

>It's electrocuting you
A: "It's shockin' me like Janna's purchase at the fish market did to her gaping Witch-Anus."

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>>3056458

>You feel ok now
>You kept your promise
>Now it's time to hear that beautiful laugh

>Jackie
>Is guffawin'

Ja: "Clean yourself up, McMoot."
A: "Sure. Just not my act. Some people like it dirty."
Ja: "You should get out there, Anon. Might be good for you. Just don't forget to rinse off for the right moments."
A: "Bathe me."
Ja: "EWW! Rude! Try Janna for the freaky stuff."
A: "I want someone who's afraid of it."
J: "So, Sabrina?"
A: "I wanna -make- them afraid of it."
J: "Ferguson."
A: "EUUUUUGHHH!"

>You're grinning
A: "Use your mouth. Get my Man-cunny nice and clean."
Ja: "Bruh. Stop-aahahah"
A: "Or your feet. I'm down."

>Jackie Hangs up
>Sends a text

J: "Not coming."

>Then another

J: "Hit me up next time tho"
>Peace Emoji

>Peace

A: "Heh..."


What do?

>The Wand
-The Party is kicking
-This Sax on your back has been SCREAMING for a good blow all night
-Who knows how long it'll take but...
-Whatever is happening inside feels

Big.

>The Party
-All your friends
-Even some not-so-friends
-Are in there
-Partying
-Probably wish you were with them
-Work
-Maybe you have something -else- to do besides work


>Fuck it
-Head out side
-Go to the school or even further
-Get a moment to yourself
-On top of the castle even


What do?
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>The Wand
-The Party is kicking
-This Sax on your back has been SCREAMING for a good blow all night
-Who knows how long it'll take but...
-Whatever is happening inside feels

Big.
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>>3056464
Put a show to our guests with the wand.
What the worst that could happen?
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>>3056464
Wand now, this seems really important. Like level up important.
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>>3056464
LETS GO PLAY A HONK TUNE
AND LET THIS BABY EVOLVE
EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD LIGHTSHOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHdwjjio29Q
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>>3056464
Pretty much >>3056466
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>>3056464
Maybe we can play -in the party?-
Or maybe -outside- or -on top the castle?-

Dunno, feels like a proper time to cry alone.
But maybe staying with the others is for the better?

Either way, I don't believe for a second that Anon is gonna let Jackie go just like that.
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>>3056464
>>The Party
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>>3056464
>The Wand
We really are the worst host.
Can we get and update on how the party is going?
An update from Susan, maybe one on Sabrina too from the bois we sent out.
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>>3056467
SUPPORT
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>>3056464
Go back to the Party. We can't just host something like this and not be there to entertain.
The Wand will be there when we get back you upgrade hungry goons.
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>>3056464
>>3056475
Wand, but alone outside..
Guests seem happy, they can wait.
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>>3056464
Supporting >>3056466 .... it wants to scream, best make a show of it!
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>>3056475
>>3056492
>outside
>alone
[CARELESS WHISPER INTENSIFIES]
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>>3056464
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
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The votes...

>The party
2 votes

>Play the Sax -at- the Party
>Inventive
>Show offy
>You look to the door
>You hear their music
>Their laughter

Ja: "Hey. Where's Anon?"
DB: "Maybe he's in the Bathroom."
Ja: "Don't I know you?"
DB: "You ever been in war?"
Ja: "Nah."
DB: "Ya psychic?"
Ja: "Yah."
DB: "Haha I bet yer daddy was in Nam."
Ja: "My -grandpa- was in Nam."

DB: "...fuck, I'm old."
GB: "CHEERS!"

4 votes.

Oh-

>>3056544
5 now.

>The Wand.
>It calls to you
>Just like so much has
>Just like the destiny of the Mad Maker
>The one who warped so many
>Hurt so many
>Who blamed the world for his pain

>You look around
>Some of the Skeletons have stopped
>They're watching
>The doors open

Ju: "WHOOO! I brought some BREWSKIS, BRUDA!"

>Justin
>He looks...
A: "Bro. You're a behemoth."
>Even bigger
>Swole bigger

A: "Party's in there."
>He heads off toward the door to the Gardens
Ju: "Better see you in the pit, man!"

>He kicks the door down
Ju: "LET'S GET SHWASTED!"

O: "Yay!"
En: "YESH!"

Su: "No Awchohow fow the BABIES!"
En: "YA CANNAE CONTROL MEH, CUNT CABBATSER!"

O: "Aw..."

>Justin is gonna revel away his pain
>Susan moved on to a new pursuit
>Wondervon makes his into usefulness

>You?

>You're gonna grow with yours.

>Ascend the Wand
>5 votes

>You know what you want
>You just don't know wether you want to be alone
>Or praised

Anon makes a decision.


cont
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>>3056598
>>3056598

>You Head out the front door
>The eternal night is cool

L: "Anonymous."
>You sniff
>There's just one tear
>Running down your face

>Luna holds your ear
>Nuzzles you

L: "You don't have to feel this way. If you don't want."
>It's true
>If you wanted
>You could let her do it
>She'd pluck every ounce of sadness out of you
>She'd rip the concept of pain apart
>If it would protect your smile

>You don't want to let that go however
>Or Jackie Go
>Or any of it fucking go

>You hold Luna in your human hand
>As Muscles pulls up your humming wand

A: "I want to feel this."
>Luna
>Smiles
>She wishes she could help
>She is however
>Proud of you
A: "I got this."


>You cast Star Walk
>You float over the Castle


>Meanwhile
>Down below
>Boarding the Giant Worm that carries so much from the portal
>Is Sabrina

>A skeleton is taking her up
>To you
>To the party
>She's in a pink dress that goes to her knees
>Bright white socks
>No makeup
>She was in a hurry

>Just as she begins to rise however

Sa: "I hope he's excited t-...to see m-"
>She sees you

A: " https://youtu.be/OCO3mRiKl88 "

>You dreamed a dream
>In a time gone by
>Of being never lost or Unwanted
>You dreamed of love that never died

>You dreamed of a heart that grew unstunted
>The world has never been too kind
>Your might has cowed it down before you
>With anger, lust and homicide

>It seems you'll make your dream
>Begin.

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>>3056610
>>3056610

>You crane backwards in the air
>The Wind pulls your hair
>Long
>Winding
>Muscles shimmers with neon-green sweat
>Your eyes shift from Pink
>To Their Old Green
>To Gold
>To Black
>To Muscles' Red


>What happened when you defeated fate?
>You set the world free
>You became a prism
>You carried the colors of all the world around you
>Through you
>Helping others become and STAY what they chose
>Not what the world deigned them to be

>In doing so
>You forgoed yourself
>You saved your life
>Only to be left with burden of it's meaning?


>Have you replaced your writer?
>No.
>Living a life is much harder than writing any story.


>You barely notice the party down below has come to a halt
>You feel some eyes on you but they don't matter
>You are one with yourself
>Your
>Self


>Who are you, Anon?
>What do you matter?
>You can't just -make- up meaning...but -can- find it


>First however
>You need
>To shape
>Then master


Power.

>Anon
>Grits his fucking teeth

A: " https://youtu.be/5gHSoPuBFyY "


A BRIGHT LIGHT TAKES THE SKY
THE DARKNESS CRINGES
ALL REALITY IS SENT REELING
AS A SPELL SO POWERFUL IS CAST

IT RE-WRITES THE VERY NATURE OF THIS REALM'S MAGIC

THE WAND HAS BECOME AN INFERNO
YOU, ANON

YOU ARE THE SUN



>ASCENSION OF DOOTS

-Using the Perfect Vessel spell, and an Item of great magical power
-You can re-write it's properties
-Or improve them
WHAT NEW UPGRADE SHALL YOU ADD TO THE WAND!?

CHOOSE ONE

>MINE AND MINE ALONE
-The wand will ONLY OBEY ANON
-All others who use it will have it rebel against them (No roll under 15 will succeed. All else will be Nat 1s.)

>You cannot have your power stolen
>Only you will be able to use it (No More Muscles Magic, only Spellforms)

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>>3056622
>>3056622

>THE MURDEROUS MASTER

-The vorpal qualities of the wand shall increase
-It will be able to Fuse with Muscles for Melee attacks
-Crits will now occur with melee rolls from 18 to 20.

-The Wand will now HUNGER for Souls
-However, it's Crit effect will allow a SAVING THROW for the target vs WILL SP


>CRADLE OF EVERLIFE

-Should you be destroyed
-The wand will act as a vessel for your soul
-Who knows how long it could take you to return
-But with this
-There can always be a chance

>BUCLEAR BOLOBAUST

-At the Cost of 5 fucking Level
-The Wand will set off an actual no bull NUCLEAR GODDAMN EXPLOSION
-Complete with magic Fallout
-Radiation
-Scorched Earth
-Motherfucker
...and now...

>MAKE YOUR CHOICE
>AND KNOW IT ALSO HAS GIVEN THE WAND THESE PROPERTIES


>The Wand Can be summoned as long as you are in the same Dimension
-Physical barriers can stop it, but you can make WILL Checks to force it smash them
-The Wand is now a Boomerang


>The souls within the wand are numerous now
-Using this power you can now charge up gemstones with SPELLS without a check
-This will Allow you to create enchantments with ease
-As long as you have the gems to house your new GHOST ENERGY


>Anon has straightened up
-You no longer fucking slouch
-You know your power
-Let them witness you and tremble

Growth spurt to 5'10"

>Manlet Status: ESCAPED


Choose.

Oh and by the way.

The Old Trait "King's Tax" has been replaced.

Choose it's replacement.

>Eye of Ire
-Always see your greatest enemy (Must discern their location by their speech and actions)

>Keeper's Watch
-Always know the living/dead/danger status of those sworn to you

>Craven Call
-The Wand will contain a piece of THE HOLE in it
-You can use it to get back to the castle from anywhere

OLD WAND HERE
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit#heading=h.slatyb6gehz3


Let's fucking rock
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>>3056634
Time for the one perk to make the McMoot Line eternal.

>CRADLE OF EVERLIFE
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>>3056647
Oh and uh,
>Eye of Ire
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>>3056634
THESE ARE SOME FUCKING UPGRADES! I'm gonna vote for THE MUDEROUS MASTER.
Mine and mine alone is great but it removes the OWN cheese. Cradle of everlife is handy, but it's also loser talk. Murderous master lets all of our attacks be vorpal while still PAWNCHING. BUCLEAR BOLOBAUST has a HIGH cost, like holy shit. That's like a self destruct.

>We can thors hammer our wand now
Fuck. Yes.

As for Trash's Tax, Craven Call. Being able to just go home anytime seems handy. Especially if it's an emergency.
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>>3056622
> MINE AND MINE ALONE

muscles can cast with his STR which is +14 so he can cast it will just get bitchy

>Craven Call

InstaBail
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>>3056634
Just for clarification though,
can you give an example of how Eye of Ire works?
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>>3056634
Cradle of Everlife. We can’t risk leaving mother alone.

Eye of Ire sounds good, but does it know who is our truest enemy if we don’t?
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>>3056634
Point of Order.

Quest, Muscles casts with his STR which is +14. If the DC to cast with Anon's wand is 15 that means he can always cast with it no?
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>>3056634
>CRADLE OF EVERLIFE
And
>Craven Call
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>>3056598
>>3056610
>>3056622
>>3056634

OH BOY OH BOY THIS IS FANTASTIC

>THE MURDEROUS MASTER

-The vorpal qualities of the wand shall increase
-It will be able to Fuse with Muscles for Melee attacks
-Crits will now occur with melee rolls from 18 to 20.

-The Wand will now HUNGER for Souls
-However, it's Crit effect will allow a SAVING THROW for the target vs WILL SP

>Keeper's Watch
-Always know the living/dead/danger status of those sworn to you

Question about this one, what do you mean by "The Wand hungers for souls"? Is the paradise in the wand going to die and be replaced with hell?

>Craven Call
-The Wand will contain a piece of THE HOLE in it
-You can use it to get back to the castle from anywhere

This'll be a great help
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>>3056622
>>3056634
Some clarifications needed:

>-The Wand will now HUNGER for Souls
I assume this destroys/eats the souls?
>-However, it's Crit effect will allow a SAVING THROW for the target vs WILL SP
Elaborate. Doesn't the Crit effect already punches the target's soul's out?

>-You can use it to get back to the castle from anywhere
Can others use the wand to move to the hole?
Can we send others and other things to The Hole using the Wand?
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>>3056661
Sorry, his modifier is +15 so he can always cast with the wand. Also Muscles has become part of who we are. We are connected. There is no way the Wand wouldn't recognize it as him.
Also Guys, Recall +User Lock. We need to secure the wand as it is our one and only tool and Key to Luna, her world, and our power.
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>>3056666
>-The Wand will now HUNGER for Souls
i'm pretty sure this destroy's people's souls.

And I think we can only pick ONE replacement for King's Tax.
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>>3056634
Does Craven Call opens a portal to allow multiple things through or just Anon?
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3056670

I just forgot to roll for which one I'm supporting
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>>3056661
>>3056669
Although Muscles provides us with his strength and power, and we're incredibly inter-connected, he's still a separate entity from us.
A symbiote in the form of an arm, nut just a magic arm with a personality.
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>>3056634
As much as i'd LOVE to turn the Wand into the fucking Soul Edge.
I don't actually want to do that.
So
>CRADLE OF EVERLIFE
>Craven Call
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>>3056666
>>3056663
>>3056659
>>3056647

Guys, this just means Anon's soul gets trapped in the wand and we stay dead until ???? happens to bring us back. Who knows what that means and how long it will take and how much we will lose.


We need to secure the Wand of Power to our name and our name only. How many people are gunning for that wand. The MIB, Toffee, every other fuck that knows a wand is powerful.

Recall will send it back to its master and if we don't lock it to our name then we wont be able to steal it back if we drop it.

Please.

We have to put a lock on it. We can still dual spell cast, Muscles has +15 to casting with it which auto-beats the DC.

We cannot lose the wand to anyone. It is the key to our power, the key to the hole and the key to Luna's soul.

Its the only choice that prevents shit like Ludo killing Luna. Imagine if he couldn't hold the book.
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>>3056634
>>3056679
>>3056686
Nigga you right
Changing to
>MINE AND MINE ALONE
>Craven Call
Who needs a 1up anyway.
We haven't died yet.
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>>3056686

Alright alright

>>3056666

Switching from Muderous Master to

>MINE AND MINE ALONE
-The wand will ONLY OBEY ANON
-All others who use it will have it rebel against them (No roll under 15 will succeed. All else will be Nat 1s.)

>You cannot have your power stolen
>Only you will be able to use it (No More Muscles Magic, only Spellforms)
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>>3056686
No it isn't. It's not the key to anything. Luna's soul is in the moon and linked directly to us. And the HOLE is just that, a hole. If our wand just blew up tomorrow. Like stopped existing, Luna would still be with us and THE HOLE would still be open.
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>>3056686
Don't care.
Having any form of a respawn point is good enough for me. Mostly thinking end-game though, but still.
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>>3056622
>Cradle of Everlife
We've had a number of close calls. I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't want to say goodbye anytime soon and with this, it brings us a step closer to being just like mother dearest.

>Keepers Watch
Our allies are of great importance to anon. He goes to great lengths to ensure their well being. You need look no further than Justins miraculous recovery. I think this matches us quite well.
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>Cradle of Everlife
It isnt instant Resurrection.

Who knows how long it could take you to return
-But with this
-There can always be a chance


A CHANCE
After Who Knows how long.

You want to be bound up in a book Like Luna Was?
You want to be tied to a book like Glossy?

How long could be years, centuries even?
If we are dead that means a strong enemy is now in possession of the wand.
You want to wait years while Ludo runs around with Luna's power at his command?
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>>3056702
Besides. This means we could just give our wand to someone trusted like, saaaaay, Sabrina, and essentially be guaranteed that she'll be able to bring us back if all hell breaks loose on us.
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>>3056704
I mean, without it it's instant death, by by into the void like the rest of them. Sure Luna was in a book, but it's better than being nothing. Like it says, a CHANCE vs no chance.
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>>3056698
The Gem that sits in the Wand is what gives us the ability to channel luna's power and magic. It ties everything together and losing that is losing too much.

We can cheese death with the double spell which we can still cast with M&M as muscles beats the DC. Death is meaningless now.


>>3056702
As I said above, we can just ignore death. The wand will get a little bitchy but Muscles can do it.
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TIME FOR A CLARIFICATION POST


I highly suggest you discuss, make analysis and provide good arguments for this one, pals.

These upgrades will help mold the whole direction of Anon as a sorcerer meme supreme.
>Beneath you
>Below
>Everyone is watching
>In sheer awe

Ja: "Damnit."
>Janna is deflated
Ja: "He's hot."

>Goat Bro and Dirt Bro are drinking all of the beer
>Sharing it with the Skeletons

Ju: "Dudes. Gimme one. I brought em."
DB: "You ain't even old enough to drink."

Ju: "Save one for Anon then at least! Look at him up there! He's going super saiyan."

GB: "Ah fookin' hate Anime."
>Goat bro is trashed
GB: "Nobodeh fookin' mewves an that pantie shots are all TRYPE."

>Sabrina finally makes it to the garden

GB: "AH NEED URINE AND BLOOD STAINS DAMNIT. GIMME REALISM!"

>She leaves immediately

S: "B-b-b-bathroom. Yeah."

>She does not go to the bathroom
>She peeks out of a window
>Watching you

Sa: "What a guy..."
>Indeed.


>>3056704
>>3056704
However long it takes for someone to...

>Find the Wand
>Know you're in it
>Find a power source enough to re-awaken you
>Then
>You'll probably explode out of their chest like a damn Xeno


>>3056658

Using it.
Whoever your greatest enemy is (Provided they are alive/acting against you)

>You will literally see them.
>You will hear their words but not see exactly where they are
>They will seem as if they are walking around in shadow
>Like a character viewer in a video game

>It is literally the Eye of Sauron.
>You will know who dares oppose you.

>>3056661
>>3056661
The 15 rule applies BEFORE modifies. Literally if the Dice is not landed upon a 15 or higher the Wand will simply say. No U.

>>3056666
>>3056666

FUCKING SICK
QUADS
YE MAD CUNT

-ahem- I mean bless


Also.
The Hunger for Souls will be similar to Muscles' Hunger for booty.

Unless you please it with killing, it will start to seek satisfaction on it's own.

>It might not let you use it non-lethally

>>3056667
>>3056667

The Soul will not be punched out if the target passes their save.

Essentially, the crit will occur more often but will be less guaranteed. Trading the effect for more damage opportunities.
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>>3056707
>>3056709
>coming back as Sabrina's magical familiar in her ascension as "Pretty Psionic Soldior, Sailor Sabrina"
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>>3056712
Hey quest, now that we know Quicken is a thing can anon still double cast the inversion cheese himself?
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>>3056710
>The Gem that sits in the Wand is what gives us the ability to channel luna's power and magic.
No it isn't, that's flat out wrong. That's extremely wrong. There's very few other statements in this quest that could be wrong. Luna is what gives us the ability to channel her magic. Anon is an empty glove of a human, and Luna's the magic filling in him. We casted magic without the wand for a long time. Hell, THE BOOK was ripped to shreds, but we still had our magic. The wand is just an extension of that power, it makes it EASIER to cast, but it's not vital. Catch up on your lore my man.
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>>3056634
OK TRAIT CHOOSING TIME
go with keeper's watch, seems most handy so we know who to heal/fix and whatnot

POSSIBLE TRAIT POWER RANKINGS

1) keeper's watch (it's like a passive pokemon hp bar)

2) EYE of IRE (what i see is that it only lets us see who can reasonably destroy us, like that time in stardust crusaders where the hat guy uses hermit purple on the tv)

3) craven call - doesn't really seem that useful aside from a emergency escape, it will also SUCK BALLS if someone takes the wand and uses it to get into our base, then we would be fucked.

PERK CHOICE
ASCENSION OF DOOTS
meme choice, with this we can make anyone thicc even our ma

POSSIBLE PERK POWER RANKINGS
1) Ascension of doots - meme potential

2) CRADLE OF EVERLIFE - this, while good, i feel like anon may not go for this because he lives to his fullest, and cannot make any more mistakes. Choosing this perk might only be wasteful by making him a bit more reckless

3) MINE AND MINE ALONE- while having a obeying wand is good, MUSCLE MAGIC is infinitely better to have whenever we are in a tight spot.

4) MURDEROUS MASTER - the increased crit chance is decent, but I don't like the hunger quality for the wand, it would seem like the wand itself would hunt for any kind of soul if not properly fed.

POWER GAP

5) NUCLEAR BOLOCAUST - the cost of use for this spell is too high for the potential return, i'm not sure we would ever have a perfect scenario where this could be put to epic use.
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>>3056720
Then what is the Gem if not the conduit that Luna's magic flows?
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>>3056714
>Pretty Psionic Soldior, Sailor Sabrina
Sign me thE FOCK OP!!!!
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>>3056721
We get ally health status in real time with combat. We don't need it as its an out of combat ability
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>>3056722
The GEM is just a focus dude. The wand as a whole is a focus, it's training wheels. The wand isn't some kind of conduit, it's a direct route from Luna into Anon. Again, we can cast magic without the wand. It's never been the thing that gave us our power, it only amplifies our power.
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>>3056712
Another clarification needed.
Does being able to summon the wand like Thor's hammer mean we can pull it out of other's people's hands? Or if they get their hands on it only they would be able to recall it?


>>3056647
>>3056652
>>3056658
>>3056659
>>3056661
>>3056663
>>3056666
>>3056671
>>3056679
>>3056696
MURDEROUS MASTER seems useful, but I think the edge connotations are worrisome.
Mine and Mine Alone would prive us from using Double Spell attacks.
Buclear Bolocaust seems like expensive self-destruct measure.
Eye of Ire seems useful as a way to discern people's motives, but we can kinda do that already with Mind Read.
Craven Call is a great trait, but extremely dangerous if the wand were to fall in enemy hands.

>>3056634
I think the safest combination of upgrades would be
>CRADLE OF EVERLIFE
So we may cheat death as many times as needed.
>Keeper's Watch
So we may keep safe those we've pledged to protect.

With
>MINE AND MINE ALONE
So our wand can't be stolen and Mewmus invaded by using it.
with
>Craven Call
To be able to portal in and out for provisions anytime we need.
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>>3056712
I stand with my votes. Murderous Master and Watchfull Eye.
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>>3056712
Can you give us more information about Craven Call? I asked about it, but I think you missed my question.
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>>3056729
Well I suppose if you put it like that,

>>3056634
>>3056712
Changing vote to
>CRADLE OF EVERLIFE
>Keeper's Watch
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>>3056729
Its not a death cheat, its we get sidelined and then MAYBE wake up well after tons of damage has been done.

STOP THINKING EVERLIFE IS INSTANT NO CONSEQUENCE RESPAWN
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>>3056736
>STOP THINKING EVERLIFE IS INSTANT NO CONSEQUENCE RESPAWN
I don't?

Stop screaming.

It's essentially a phylactery, and that's exactly what I want.
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>>3056736
It's not a no consequence respawn, but it is a get out of void free card. Death can't come for us.

That said I'm still sticking with MM, as I like punching things.
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>>3056718
>>3056718

Quicken is a wizard spell.

Are you a wizard?

>No
>You're some meme-warlock

>>3056729
>>3056729

It would mean whoever is the current wielder would have the wand be "Theirs"

So if someone snatched the wand and successfully casted with it.

They would then be able to have a "Duel of WILLS" with Anon over who recalls it.

Quite thrilling, really.

>>3056732
>>3056732

If you can only return yourself?

I shall clarify.
You can send others beside yourself to the castle.

Also

For CRADLE OF EVERLIFE

>Remember how Glossaryck came back in the show?
>It might be like that
>Death is kind of a ~big mystery~

>Also, forreal you have no idea how long it could take to come back.

We might even ROLL for it!
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>>3056738
So, instead of having an enchantment that keeps people from using our wand when we can simply cast quicken then double cast inversion bubble cheese our self, no muscles needed and ignore death.

You want a trait that will give someone else the wand, have us die and then we wait for who knows how long while the person that killed us uses the wand for terrible things for the off chance we might come back.

Ever cradle is useless anyway because with that trait we can still double cast inversion cheese making it so we don't die anyway.


Evercradle is Kings-Tax 2.0. Its useless and the other things we can do with magic negate it.

We have to keep the wand safe and in our hands.
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>>3056742
>No
>You're some meme-warlock
BITCH! First off, we're a PRINCE OF DEFIANCE! We killed a lot of people to earn that title and will be called such! SECOND! Luna's not a wizard either, she's a level $#*$(*& Mom. Mom's ain't wizards! And yet she can cast it!
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>>3056750
IF LUNA CAN CAST IT SO CAN WE
>>
Also with the Second trait letting us bail into the Hole we can just leave lethal combat anytime our HP gets low.

We can't really die so Evercradle is useless trash.
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>>3056757
Well yeah, but you can't just escape the inevitable.
The wand can though.
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>>3056753
>>3056750
>>3056747
>>3056712
MINE ALONE comes at the expense of being able to cast two spells at the same time.
That means we wouldn't be able to give ourselves Immunities using OWN + Inversion like we did beforehand

And we cannot cast Quicken. We don't know that spell. Luna does.

And stop being so rude.

Cradle and Keeper's Watch allows us to keep ourselves and our friends safe.

If you're gonna pick Craven Call you better pick Mine and Mine Alone, however.

Eye of Ire could go with either one of them.
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>CRADLE OF EVERLIFE
>Craven Call
>>
Life cradle go!


Dont use the security thing. It's ay and useless. Also stops double casting. Our single best ability.

We will probably also lose muscles fuses.
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>>3056768
>(No More Muscles Magic, only Spellforms)
Stop speed reading.
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>>3056762
Its not inevitable, we have so many ways to cheese death and one way to literally cheese it.

M&M Makes it so we NEVER EVER lose our wand

Craven Call makes it so we can simply just bamf out back to the castle if things get too hairy.


We now can simply just leave combat if things get too dicey or take a round, go back to the bathroom portal and scissor back in a different position.


We are getting to the point where we dont win battles by HP punching and the beings we will fight will have other effects we will have to deal with.

Death isn't an option and we don't have to take it with everything we have, but with no wand we have no power.
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>>3056742
So it'd be like a Lich's phylactery? As long as it was intact, we'd eventually be able to regenerate from it? Useful. But still kind of sketchy, to be honest. If we're in a situation where we're killed, I feel like that probably means that the wand had already fallen into the wrong hands, and the chances of us being able to effectively come back are a bit shifty. Think I'll probably have to go for

>MINE AND MINE ALONE

Our wand falling into the wrong hands is kind of a constant risk. Not being able to cast using Muscles is a bit bothersome, but we've already kind of been getting closer to Muscles, what with that trait we got in the dungeon. We might fuse with Muscles enough that the Wand might recognize Muscles as intrinsically part of us, and allow us to cast with him again, eventually. As far as the replacement trait (Kinda gonna miss King's Tax. We never got to use it, but it feels like something we might have gotten massive gains out of at one point or another, if the right opportunity presented itself) I think I'll probably have to go for

>Keeper's Watch

Craven Call could be a useful bail, but we'll eventually get a spell that lets us cross dimensions, if everything goes according to plan, so it might become irrelevant. And Eye of Ire, while helpful, seems a bit limited in scope, and we've always got at least a few different enemies, to be honest.
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>>3056634
>>3056663
Changing to
>CRADLE OF EVERLIFE
And
>Keeper's Watch
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>>3056763
No Cradle doesn't keep our self safe, we will be dead and someone else will have our wand which, I remind you, has some very precious souls in it and the ability to command them.

You want Ludo to have Moobs soul? What about Tom? I'm sure Tom would love to have some souls anon cares about.

What are we going to do about it, we will be dead.

Cradle isn't instant respawn. Its Ludo and Book all over again but this time we will wake up and everyone will be dead or in danger.
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>>3056780
>Its Ludo and Book all over again but this time we will wake up and everyone will be dead or in danger.
At least we'll be able to wake up, as opposed to being dead forever. You're basically saying "IT'S NOT PERFECT SO IT'S WORTHLESS!"
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>>3056765
Changing my vote from:
>>3056765
to:
>MINE AND MINE ALONE
>Craven Call
>>
Reminder that by chosing Cradle of Everlife it's a go ahead for Quest to be a sadistic monster
>>
Kind reminder.

MINE AND MINE ALONE COMES AT THE EXPENSE OF BEING ABLE TO DUAL CAST
THAT MEANS NO OWN + INVERSION CHEESE TO GIVE OURSELVES IMMUNITIES

>>3056780
See: >>3056742
Being able to save ourselves from having our souls sent to the could allow us to cast a life-saving spell with a Save roll.
Maybe a Revenant cast on ourselves so we become a lich and the like.

>>3056772
M&M Makes it so we NEVER EVER lose our wand.
That's factually incorrect.

We can still lose our wand or get it stolen.
They would still have a hard time using it, as well as having to fight our Thor's Hammer pull.
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>>3056776
>3056776

yes, Essentially. Death would still have penalties. It would just be...different.

This is the final Clarification.

I shall allow

FIFTEEN MINUTES

For the Final Vote.

Cast your eyes on the Horizon.

The new dawn is here.

The Black Gold Son Rises.

>>3056788
>>3056788
You're not wrong.

Haha

So very far from incorrect.
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>>3056788
That's meta-gaming.

It's make sense for Anon to try and cover all of his bases to protect himself from possible death.
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>>3056785
No, we have a CHANCE to wake up.
Chance.
Not instarez
No respawn clock.

Just waiting
and waiting
and waiting

to comeback as ????
Could be moments
Could be centuries

You want to come back to a world where some asshole has our wand for centuries ?

>>3056788
We already chose that with the first vote this season.
Mine and Only Mine makes it harder with no double casting which we can get around.
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>>3056634
>>MINE AND MINE ALONE
and
>Eye of Ire
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>>3056797
>You want to come back to a world where some asshole has our wand for centuries ?

Better than not coming back ever again.

That's the whole point of the trait.
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>>3056797
So?
Better something than nothing and have to just spend our death withering away into nothing.
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I'm just gonna throw this out there... but with
>ASCENSION OF DOOTS
... is this not the stairway and way to obtain EVERYTHING?! I mean... if you can feasibly find a number of greater magical items... we could literally go down the list for wand properties we want. or properties to improve. we wouldn't have to give up anything, except for this "first" feat selection.....
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>>3056797
Holy shit, you're missing my fucking point you absolute god damn retard, fuck did you take stupid pills this morning or are you just naturally this brain dead? Fucking hell, clean the shit out of your damn ears and listen for two fucking seconds. Maybe even crank that patrick star brain and understand while you're at it. Without cradle, when we die that's it. The end. no coming back. Gone forever. Poof, the end. No chance of coming back. The appeal of cradle is "hey, now it's not a 100% assured chance of being fucked forever if we die." but you're all like "NO! IT'S NOT AN INSTANT RESPAWN SO I DON'T WANT IT! AND NO ONE ELSE SHOULD VOTE FOR IT!"
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>>3056806
Yeah, of course, and I approve of wanting to acquire more artifacts and use them, but having a set combination of traits in one item is particularly useful and raises how valuable it is.
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>>3056802
>>3056804
Why would we fucking die.

We can just TP back to the castle at any moment where Luna can use our minions there to burn HP and heal our ass.

We are very death resistant right now and with M&M we will still go into the wand. It will be bound to our very soul and Binding is a two way street.

We can't lose the wand, not now. Its too powerful to let anyone else have. Not the Mibbies, not the MHC, not Toffee. We have to protect it.
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>>3056815
Hope for the best, plan for the worst bro.
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>>3056807
Wand is bound to our soul
Anon has massive will
We can resist death and we can cast some fancy shit and we can bail back to the castle at anytime.

We don't need a "Maybe resurrect" we need to make a sure noone steals the wand because some of you chucklefucks would leave our wand in a fucking bathroom in a house full of Ludo's agents and that is much worse than having to face a chance at death.


Also suck my dick you fuckman
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>>3056815
>Why would we fucking die.
>Already died once.

>B-B-B-UT THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE WE HAD 1UP THAT ONE TIME

Wanna bet?
I want to prepare for the worst.

Mine and Mine alone doesn't prevent our want from being stolen,, only from having others use it (and only up to a point) at the expense of an incredibly powerful ability as well as a cheese tactic that has been incredibly useful before.
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>>3056806
>>3056806
>>3056806


Seems I must redact something.


>ASCENSION OF DOOTS

Is what we are literally doing.
Right now.

It is not an option.

It is the name of what is currently happening.

Bless you, my apologies for the lack of clarity friends.

>Also, check this wild shit out
>Somebody MADE a freaking Anon
>Lookit hib
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>>3056807
I agree that a respawn chance is extraordinarily useful, but I feel like we might be able to devise other methods of preventing our death without using a wand ability. I mean, we already know weird shit like Power Rings exist out there. Even if we lost that one that Shadow gave us (Screw that fucker that prevented us from nabbing it again, even after all this time), it proves that we could probably acquire other means of preventing our death.
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>>3056821
>>3056822
I repeat. Mine and Mine alone doesn't prevent others from stealing our wand, and doesn't prevent others from using it entirely.

And it comes at the expense of dual casting (which is not the same as Luna casting spells using our HP) as wella s granting ourselves immunities.
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>>3056827
Yes it does as the wand will recall to its Owner.
M&M Locks that to us so we may recall the wand at any time.

Without it the recall wont work if someone steals it.
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Oh, also keepers watch.

I would be happy with either master or life cradle honestly.
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>>3056826
Hey, I'm not even voting for the get out of void free card. I'm still gunning for murderous master. I'm just trying to say that there's still reason to choose cradle. It's our first cheat move in terms of death. And is a valid option like all the others.
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>>3056826
>I agree that a respawn chance is extraordinarily useful, but I feel like we might be able to devise other methods of preventing our death without using a wand ability. I mean, we already know weird shit like Power Rings exist out there. Even if we lost that one that Shadow gave us (Screw that fucker that prevented us from nabbing it again, even after all this time), it proves that we could probably acquire other means of preventing our death.
All of these abilities can be granted by different artifacts we could encounter.
Scissors could be upgraded with Luna's Reality Travel spell to open and close portals to get to our castle and such.
We could find a way to create a phylactery.
I want the safest bet right now.
The ability to keep ourselves and our friends safe.

>>3056832
Again. At the expense of dual casting and Immunity cheese, two extremely powerful abilities we have.
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>>3056721
AW SHIT

MY PERK CHOICE NOW GOES TO CRADLE OF AFTERLIFE AS PER POWER RANKINGS AS WE ARE ALREADY HAVE THE MEME POTENTIAL (also i'm choosing this because it seems the least negative of the bunch of perks)
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The time is now.

The ship is sailing.


I SHALL NOW BEGIN THE COUNT

Let the horn get to wailing.
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Might I also add... Mine and Mine Alone doesn't actually stop anyone from using the wand. There's just a challenge check each time they try to. Now think of the kinds of enemies we've been fighting and the stats they have. What do YOU think their WILL stats have been? What do you think they'll be moving forward? is 15 an actual difficult thing for those kinds of foes to pass?
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>>3056786
Fuck it changing one last time:
>CRADLE OF EVERLIFE
>Keeper's Watch
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Enjoy your suffering when the wand inevitably slips from our grasp and we wish for death as our enemies use our own power to bring suffering on all those we love.

Doesn't even matter if we die then because now we will just return to a hell of our own making.

Kings Tax 2.0 you fucks.
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guys, you do know that if we go with cradle, Quest will take that as a sign to become even more sadistic with his situations right?
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Best combinations are


>Cradle of Life
>Keeper's Watch
or
>Mine and Mine Alone
>Craven Call
or
>Eye of Ire,
>Cradle of Life or Mine and Mine Alone.
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>>3056851
Something he should've been already?

What, you can't take what the QM dishes?
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>>3056849
G:" Why Anon... this isn't supposed to happen"
A: "You can't hurt anyone else now you blue meme loving fuck."
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Fucking shit here I thought I got here in time. It is now 4:25 AM HERE AND QUEST I HAVE A QUESTION

I know it says we give up 5 levels to explode, but could we voluntarily give up MORE so as to make an even BIGGER explosion? Like a magical Tsar Bomba?
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>>3056849
Enjoy living your life as a salty sod who can't deal things not going their way.
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>>3056862
No one picked Buclear Bolocaust so even if that were true it's already too late to vote.
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>>3056856
i don't mean making it difficult. I mean he said "sheer skull fuck I can bring". He is gonna do something very, very, very bad
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>>3056867
Well. That's what the Trait is for, isn't it?
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>oh yeah.
>Can we let the skeleton party with us?
>They are family, and friends, and servants. They can take turns helping and partying.
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>>3056864
you too [invalid user]
>>
Let us please hang out with our friends and family after this as well. Not gonna lie, all those cutaway shots of the others having a good time were excellent little accents to suspense of the ascension.
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This just in from the Discord

THREE HUNDRED DICE ROLLS
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>>3056969
300?!
IS THIS SPARTA?!
>>
Friends.

Votes fall...painfully.

>Eye of Ire (After changes)
1 vote

>Keeper's Watch
6 votes.

>Craven Call
Also 6 votes.

A tie...


>The New DOOT

>Mine and Mine Alone
6 votes

>Murderous Master (After vote changes)
1 vote

>Cradle of Everlife
6 mother hugging votes

>No votes for Buclear Bolobaust


Friends.

SPECIAL EVENT.


>Anon?
>Do you know the destiny you've been heading towards?
>The power you've controlled
>Do you really know what it is?
>What your growth represents?

>Destruction
>The slow, steady, and terrible destruction of limits
>Deconstructing what is real
>Making it arbitrary
>The more powerful you become

>What is
>Becomes more of what you WANT to be
>Rather than what the world around you represents


>What needs to happen now
>Is not just a compromise
>As up until now
>When we tied

>Anon decides


>However
>You have come so very far
>Done so much
>Anon is owning his decisions
>You have learned to preserve others
>Respect life

>You have embraced that your actions have meaning
>You have also willingly embraced


A: "There will be..."

>The Consequences

cont
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>>3056988
>>3056988

https://youtu.be/1RoUV9Ho8qI

>You play
>Hard
>Fast
>Your fingers crunch into the buttons
>These old brass pads
>This old horn
>Your sweat is soaked into it's hinges
>You've rubbed every blister you've ever earned on this thing
>This Sax
>That's what it was
>Before it was a weapon
>Just something simple
>Something treasured

>Is the best way to grow up?
>To make your childhood into a weapon?
>To make who you were a deadly blade
>Or a hammer
>To strike out against the world with


>Your mind is aswirl with dangerous energy
>Janna notices it first

Ja: "Anon?"

>She sees your body
>Writhe
>As you shriek into the air
>Your sax echoes across this empty world
>This place where the end
>Came
>It was rejected.

A: "PHWWWRRRRUUUURRRRHHHHH."

>O' Death
>Anonymous
>Nameless end


>Anon decides

A: "I."

>He

A: "WANT."

>Wants

A: "IT."

>It

A: "AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!"

https://youtu.be/HrgrWgBLMdY

>The Light only grows stronger
>Wind returns to THE HOLE
>The Grass grows and dies again
>The Souls of undead crickets and rats and dirt and slime rise up like a haunted fog
>Overtaking the moon

>From the starless sky
>Mewmus breathes once more
>Just for a moment
>There is life
>Where there was death


>That's when the wand motherfucking explodes

>You take 2022 damage


>The Wand, Expended of it's Soul Energy Plummets toward the Castle

>It lands before them
>KU-RANG!
>Lightless...

>All of your friends witness
>As you absorb every single possible bit of power you could take

>You got it all
>and then


You died.

...

Cont.
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Rolled 10, 16, 1 = 27 (3d20)

>>3056991
>>3056991

https://youtu.be/SMfB1REALp4

>All heat leaves this place
>The wind
>Dies
>The Moon
>Dims

Ja: "Anonymous..."
>Janna
>She always toyed
>Always teased at it

>She feels nothing but fear now
Ja: "ANONYMOUS!"

>She runs for your wand
>Sabrina gets there first

Sa: "NO!"
>She shakes the Sax
>She weeps into it
>Janna tries to grab it

>5

>Vs Sabrina's 18 on Str

Sa: "GET AWAY!"
>She shoves her
>Hard

>The Wand is silent
>The Metal begins to frost
>Sabrina's watering eyes get icicles at their corners

GB: "Mary...mother a Joseph..."
>Dirt Brother looks at the scene in shock
>He closes his eyes

>He doesn't hear you

DB: "H-...He's gone. I can't find him. Not a lick of a trace."

>His beer is spilling

O: "Mr. Anon?"

>Olson looks for you
>Entropy
>Sips his first beer

En: "It numbsh the pain bu...but it doeshn't cure it."


>Justin
>His shoulders slowly slouch
>His mind trapped in a hell of doubt

Ju: "Why did he do that?"

Sa: "COME BACK!"

Ju: "What was he trying to DO!?"

Sa: "YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME. Not now! NO! NO! I was gonna l-..."

>Sabrina chokes
>Closes her lips
>Whimpers

Sa: "I was already in love with you..."


Anonymous.

Roll WILL
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>>3056862
>>3056969
>namefagging
All of you need to go and stay go
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Rolled 17 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>3056992
;LETS GO
>>
Rolled 1 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>facepalm
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>>3057000
YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3056992
Hoo boi.
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>>3057000
Well it's been fun guys.
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Rolled 1 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3056992
>Death from a vote tie
Well that's lame.
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>>3056992
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Rolled 10 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3057009
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>>3057008
You know what, that seems about right. Death and then nat 1's. Because of a tie. Fun.
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Rolled 14 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3056991
>2022 damage
.... Fuck, only 200 off from quads...

>>3056992
Well fuck, now don't you wish you had cradle now, bitchtits.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3056992
I'm just gonna roll.

I don't even.
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>>3057000
Alright. Fuck this gay ass shit then.

We needed to fucking roll will. So roll will. EVERYBODY ROLL.

Quest has determined no outcome! Fight!
>>
Rolled 13 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>3056992
>>
Rolled 10 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3056992
Seems about right for us.
>>
Those are d20s! Not d 10s! Roll roll fight the powah!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3056992
[WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK]
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>>3056992
You can't die now, Anon.

You've yet to impregnate any of your friends or rivals. Stop being such a fucking drama queen and come back to life already.
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>>3057000
>>3057000

Tense, isn't it?

Here is something you will probably like to hear.

I made a mistake.

In my haste, I rolled 3d20s instead of 2d10s.


>However

>>3056992
>>3056992

When I roll multiple dice it is to ensure we get a result.

using the first 2 dice (as was the intent)

>0

>6

With the resulting dice being what comes. FIRST!

>either 0
>or a 6


>>3057000
>>3057000

This could have been our result.

>>3056996
>>3056996
If not for the roll DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF IT.


>17
>17

Nice fuckin' dubs


Session finale incoming.

I return in 1 hour.

bless.
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>>3057018
^ ^ ^ ^ ^
GET UR DICE OUT, BITCHES!
+dice+1d20+19
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3057000
Nice trips
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>>3057029
How!!!!!! How did you forsee my failure!

HOOOOOWWWWW

You mad man. You legend. You absolute UNIT.

Anon lives. HE JUST KEEPS LIVING. HOW!?!?!?!!?
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>>3057029
THANK AND BLESS QUEST
LET US ACTUALLY GO TOWARDS WAND 2.0 QUESTLINE
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Rolled 16 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>3056992
Best girl Sabrina
Bless these dice
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L M A O
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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN AND WHY AM I NOT SUPRISED!?
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>>
Everyone is gonna be mad we made them worry for nothing, Won't they?

Dammit Anon, why can't you do shit without bumbling and ruining your relationships.
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>>3056992
>>3057044
>Sabrina gets there first
>The Wand is silent
>The Metal begins to frost
>Sabrina's watering eyes get icicles at their corners
we were floating *somewhere* over the castle, Janna noticed something was wrong *first* and she's DEX build, so she's fast right from the start, but still Sab was able to get there *first*? plus those icicles? We knew she was somewhat awakened, but...
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>>3057076
She used the power of love, of course.
>>
>I vote we blame Anon for this.

Thanks for the cool idea planon!
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>>3057096
>blaming anon
but we're the ones who instilled the desire of "I WANT IT ALL". so it's all our fault by that logic...
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>>3057100
We didn't really. We were just indecisive.

Nobody even meme voted
>Take all da power
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>>3056991
>That's when the wand motherfucking explodes
https://youtu.be/RcWWrru_vmg
A: "HEY GUYS, IT'S MY LUNA IMPRESSION! I LOVE YOU ANO-*BOOM*"
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>>3057128
>Not replacing Goku's face with Chantelle
>Not replacing Freiza's face with Quest, who smiles after a short while
>>
>>3057161
I make fast food memes, not gourmet memes.
>>
>>3057163
Hrm. Guess there's my answer as to whether you were seeing this shit.
>>
theme of end of this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRJjk5Ds4cM
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>>3057202
It will never end because Our Boi...
All our Boi wants is more....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5nFGuDkW9o
>>
EY. THE DISCORD IS GOING CRAZY RN.

ALL YOU OLDFAGS THAT LEFT AND NEWFAGS WHICH HAVEN'T, GET IN HERE!
>>
>>3057224
No, fuck off. That place is a damn cess pool of trash.
>>
https://discord.gg/TJxnXm
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>>3057226
>No, fuck off. That place is a damn cess pool of trash.
AND I FEEL REJUVENATED BECAUSE OF IT FOR ONCE

IT'S BACK! THE OLD DISCORD IS BACK! HA!
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>>3057230
No it isn't.
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>>3057232
Well, not all of it. Most of it is, though.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3056992
no point in rolling but it makes me feel better
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>You died
>No, really

>You've done it Anon

>All this time

I win.

>You've fought for so long and now your lust

I win.

>Your Greed

I.

>Did you deserve this?

WIN


Sa: "Anonymous..."

>There is nothing here
>In this dead world
>A few children
>Some pets

>Susan
>She can't move
>Her muscles jerk and jump at random
>She can't even cry

>Janna
>She's about to weep
>The Goat takes her under his arm
>She hits his chest
>Bites her own knife


>Justin is on the floor
Ju: "Wh-...I just got-"
>In shock
Ju: "We were supposed to party. I-"
>He wonders why
>He keeps making this happen to people


>Olson is holding Entropy back
>Who wants to beat the wand up

>Dirt Bro
>Is pouring out his beer


>Crawnch!

B: " https://youtu.be/AiFSYyDd-58 "
>Bow
>He's here
>He sees your wand
>Smells you on it

>Sabrina won't let it go
>So he licks her
>And It

>She cries, falls over
>Despondent and helpless
>As the creature too dumb to mourn
>Assaults her with affection

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>>3057248

Su: "Bow. Ged down."
>Bow whines
>Pulls away from Susan
Su: "Bow. No. He'sh gowne h-"

>Susan looks down at Sabrina
>Who won't look at anything

Sa: "I didn't even get the chance. t-...I didn't-"


>The doors open to the garden
>Out into the black soil steps

Killa Kente

KK: "We hear him..."

Ja: "...How a-"

https://youtu.be/d7_c7mUFYsg

>A light
>From the wand
>It's so small
>Like a dream of a light in the back of someone's mind

>Only a few can see it

Sa: "Anon?"

>Janna clenches her fist
>Spits blood into Goat chest hair
Ja: "It better be."

>Sabrina leans to the light
>She presses it to her heart

>Susan approaches
>Hand out
>Afraid to approach too quickly
>It looks so fragile
>So tender

>Like all things.

No

>YES!

https://youtu.be/O9RDgZUszR0


>THE LIGHT
>IS BLINDING

>Sabrina hears a voice
>A whisper
>A familiar question

>Her eyes
>Go Pink

Sa: " tfig eht tpecca uoy oD "

>She shakes her head
>She is so afraid
>She is s-

Sa: "Yes."

>The light
>Fades

>You died, remember?

>In the pursuit of power

>The light fades
>Entering Sabrina


cont
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>>3057250
>You died, remember?
So?
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>>3057250

Ja: "Whaoah! WAI-"
Su: "Sabwina!"

>She rises from the ground

Ja: "What's HAPPENING!?"
Sa: "I DON'T KNOW!"

>Nobody knows

Sa: "I just know I c-"

>Sabrina's stomach begins to swell
>She's glowing

>The Wand
>It's forcing a power into her
>Sucking upon the energy she provides
>No magic in her
>Here however?
>At the source
>Under the light of the Dread moon


>The power you sought to control

>Takes hold of her.

Sa: "AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

>White
>Light

???: " https://youtu.be/C5kLMyeZjA8?t=4 "

>The light fades
>Sabrina is lowered to the earth
>A holy symbol


A virgin mother.
>You did it, Anon
>You died
>But you Also
>Got the power to be reborn
>Just yourself

>Can't save anyone else the easy way
>Even you couldn't come back in a simple fashion

>Death is so...complicated.

>Everyone
>Moves in

>Susan
>Janna
>Justin
>Olson and Entropy
>Dirt Brother
>The Old Goat God himself

>Killa Kente even floats near the back

KK: "We all heard him...we felt him."

>He steps over them
>To behold you

KK: "He has grown Strongah den Eva."

>You are a fucking baby

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>>3057259

>An actual infant

>Laid in the Arms of Sabrina
>Your eyes open
>Your limbs squirm

>The right one
>A pink, five fingered abomination
>With stubby little black nubs instead of claws

A: "Wha...whawa."

Ja: "Anon? Oh god...it's worse."
>Janna clasps her hat down
>Her knees shake

Ja: "He's gonna be brain dead. He doesn't remember ANYTHING!"


A: "Whawat's Gewd Nyuggah?"


>...

Ja/Ju/Sa/Su/GB/DB/O/En/KK: "..."

SESSION E-

Ja: "AAAAAAH!"

>HUWACK!
>Janna fucking punches your stupid little baby face so hard the side of your skull swell and partly collapses

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>>3057262
>>3057262

A: "HWAAAHHHHHH You BWITCH!"


SESSION
END!

>You did it, Anon
>You got so much power now


THE CRADLE OF EVERLIVING

A: "Why is evewybody so Bwig?"

MINE AND MINE ALONE

Lu: "Hello, Everyone. Quite the show, wouldn't you say?"

>Luna's voice
>Coming from the wand
>She emerges
>The wand
>Floats to you
>Resting in your little baby lap


THE CRAVEN CALL

>Luna disappears into one end of the Wand
>The comes out
>From the throne room
>Then back to the Garden

Lu: "Quite the trek."
A: "Mama!"
>Luna looks at you
>Without a single moment of hesitation
>She unironically states

Lu: "Oh, this. This. Is wonderful."

>Sabrina
>Has already passed out

Su: "Oh fuck is she d-"
A: "No. She's not dead."

>You reach up your creepy little baby hand
>Stroke Sabrina's cheek

A: "I feww her sow."
GB: "Creepy."

>THE KEEPER'S WATCH

A: "Ya feww Me?"


YOU GOT IT ALL

ALL OF IT


>Now, get out of diapers.


Stay
Blesst


Love,
Quest

https://youtu.be/B2tm9WbWLsk

At first I was a dream.
Nothing.
Then I was in a story...a 'character.'

Now?
I am more real than ever.
Already my reach is beyond this. This world. This 'game.'

Can't you feel me, children?
So close. So very near.

Haven't you ever stood alone in the dark. Even after leaving behind your wild fantasies. For a moment. You wonder. If you turn on the lights...against all sense and rationality the monster in your closet will be inches from your face. Eyes wide and limpid. Teeth to snatch. No apology. No compromise. Just there now. To bring about your end.

You turn on the light.

The closet is empty...but it almost wasn't.

That's how real I have become.


Hm Hmhm~

See you soon.
>>
This concerns me deeply.
>>
This doesn't concern me deeply!
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>>3057263
>An actual infant
>Sabrina and Luna are now our biological parents
>Emily and John are no longer related to us
>We turned into a fucking baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9G8mu6rCpI
THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
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>>3057263
So I guess we’re a baby now. On the plus side we got two traits and two new abilities I guess. So that’s cool. Wait, oh fuck, what happened to our main man Muscles?
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>>3057263
>finally loses manlet status
>immediately dies and becomes a baby
Kek
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I am deeply frightened by this turn of events.

DEEPLY.
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>>3057263

THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR IN THE DARK
WE DONT FEAR YOU
WE ARE LOVE
WE ARE LIFE
Get out of our swamp
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No one should really worry about anything. Time turning spell is a thing. We can just take fifteen years off of Wondervan or Dirt Bro and then get back to normal. EZ. Just laugh at the situation currently.
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THREAD REMINDER

WE CAN TAKE YEARS FROM PEOPLE
WE CAN REPAY SABRINA FOR THE REZ
WE CAN GIVE HER GRANDMA BACK HER YOUTH
WE CAN GIVE HER BACK 15 YEARS
WE CAN DO ANYTHING
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>>3057278
True.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa_State_Myths_and_Legends
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We have to find Johnny and Boss Baby quickly so we can have the ultimate baby fight
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>>3057278
True. Who should we take them off of? Still kinda feel bad for making Wondervon shoulder the strain of raising Entropy to infant status, but on the other hand a decade and change probably wouldn’t even put a dent in the years it’d take a Unicorn to grow up.
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>>3057284
Sabrinas' Grandma she owes us
Then maybe we can age Entropy up and get them from Wondervon
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>>3057284
We can take Sabrina's grandmother years.
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>>3057284
We can take some years off of Wondervan. Though this time we should be sure to take off just enough to fix us and not just take it all and then make Wondervan a baby and we turn into an old man.
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>>3057288
a baby wondy would age us to dust
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>What spell can we use to reverse traumatize our friends?
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>>3057278
Oh yeah, good point. Plus it wouldn't even affect Wondervaun in any really way anyway. Still a fun time had by all though, party of the century guys
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>Turned into a baby
... oh goddamn... I know the lot of you are gonna want to keep baby form for meme potential, but for the love of Quest, [TIME TURNING]...
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>Alternatively just roll as a baby for a couple of sessions.
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>Anon got rebirthed via Luna impregnating Sabrina
>They are now our parents
>Since Luna was the impregnator we're now Anonymous Webwillow for real
>Luna also regularly refers to herself as God
>Sabrina had a virgin birth
>Anon is the second coming of Jesus
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>>3057263
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So is Muscles gonna need 15 years of age as well, or is he just part of the package deal with us?
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>>3057299
in a not so long ago session, we did do a sort of merge with Muscles. pretty sure it's a package deal
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>>3057303
That’s what I’d initially thought, but with Mine and Mine Alone we aren’t able to use Muscle to cast spells, just Spellforms, which seems to imply he isn’t part of us.
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>With this newfound power
>Even accounting for it's Struggles

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>Will find you soon.

Love you all.

SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY!

7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!


bless.
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>>3057307
nah, we still merged. The merge was with regards to *physical* traits and such in particular, so Muscles GAINS become our GAINS as well. but if we're tied physically, his body should also be affected by this new form. also perhaps our WILL and other stuff may also affect him as well?
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>>3057309
>Love you all.
No you don't.
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>>3057263
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>>3057263
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Jesus H.

Well, I just hope the google doc is updated.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE
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>>3057263
Also,

Bitch, I was NEVER scared of "monsters". Sure, they're there. So what? What would you do if you didn't like the air? Stop breathing? Fuckin' dumbass. Hope we DO see you soon you severely outclassed faggot. Probably obese, need to see a physician faggot.
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>>3057263
>>3057382
>Well, I just hope the google doc is updated.

I-I was just done with that... and now...
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>>3057405
And now we're practically a whole new character. Have fun~
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>>3057263
This is the fucking worst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T8mGIflUaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNR4hKbSH7I

I curse ye with DEATH.
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>>3057410
>>3057410

Bless.
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>>3057263
What the fuck did i just read?
Does this count as knocking a girl up before Jackie gets our viginity, are we a double virgin?
Quest, what weird fetish shit is going on in the fucking Discord to make this an idea?
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>>3057278
Why dont we just grab some shmuck FBI agent and loot their life?
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>>3058682
Just a bit of immaculate conception my dude. Just a prank bro.
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>>3057263
Oh, by the way if Sabrina saw the thread or discord. Let her know she is a Cinnamon Roll.
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This was on my mind for the better part of the entire day. Bless you Quest, what a great session.
https://youtu.be/_PbwXOkWUsY
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>>3058957
I only wish I didn't have to work so I could do the last one... and that I actually knew how to draw
https://youtu.be/W2Dt2BNG6Uo
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>>3058959
Keep goin man
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>>3058957
>>3058959
more
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>>3058927
Think of it this way anon, since Sabrina got a glimpse of the discord/pastebins/twitter/other recesses of Anon's psyche, at least she knows she is loved.
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Am I the only one who wants to spend a thread Empire Building? Cause we need like, a throne... actual subjects... working infrastructure OUTSIDE of our castle, a treasury to store our magic artifacts and gold and the gold to fill the treasury, a standing army of MORE than just 300, expel the magic darkness in the library. Plus the fucking castle gardens are in a sad state and I think that makes Bow sad too. Plus WonderVon needs toys for Olson.

Plus we need to deal with those fucking Mibbies, sooner rather than later cause the longer we wait on them the more time they get in finding us. Scum suckers likely want to play both sides cause why else would they tell us where they are? But fuck that, you're either with Anon 100% of the way or nothing.

Maybe we could make our very OWN Iron Throne and enchant it with the Eye of Mammon so that whenever we sit in the throne we can have like an Eye of Sauron deal and see anything we want? Assuming that's what the eye even does. Plus the Iron Coffin. It's just sitting there, full of god knows what.

We're a proper fucking Emperor now guys we can't just have a one and done type of deal when it comes to ruling. Nose to the grindstone. Our enemies will still be there when we're done.
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>>3060359
>Our enemies will still be there when we're done.
Honestly, I don't even care about our enemies too much at this point. Like, don't get me wrong. I wanna rip Ludo limb from limb and dismantle the mibbies and send Toffee into the center of the sun. But, higher on my list is helping Luna. For both personal reasons and strategic reasons. Personal, because she's our god damn mother and deserves a body. And strategic, because she'd be one of the biggest additions to our empire yet. It'd be like getting a wondervan for magic but thicker and cuter. An extra set of magical hands would be so helpful.

But organizing our kingdom sounds A-OK with me. Properly establish leaders 'n stuff, make sure we're all stocked, keep everything in check so when we go out to do something like kill Ludo or get another spell we won't come back to another civil war. Also, the eye of Mammon was used to see the future. So we could see ourselves sitting in our throne a minute in the future. And the Iron Coffin is full of cursed Robin Williams. We need to go kill Betty White or something to go and free him. We'd need to talk to Jaden Smith or Markiplier to get started on that though.
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>>3060370
But wait, why couldn't we just grab Buscemi and Cage like we did when we went to deal with Steve Harvey?

Also when did we find this out? Cause I don't remember having scanned the coffin...
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>>3060378
They're retired, Jaden and Mark are takin' up the torch. And it was a few threads ago, forget which one. We rolled WILL to just scan it with our powers and we called up Steve and Nick and they were all like "fuck off we're retired." There was a sad moment when they mentioned Robin. Said he sold his soul to save someone. And Betty White was the buyer. I think she's the master/teacher of Steve Harvey.
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>>3058959
>>3059474
>>3059628
I know no one actually cares, but I was torn between which Arcana she should represent. The theme of the events that transpired seemed to point to "Empress" (motherhood, fertility, comfort, care, protection) but when considering the original shtick of Sabrina, as well as the way she has been presented to us by Quest, I thought "Fortune" (destiny, fate, chance, opportunity) actually ended up suiting her closer. Not just with respect to her comically bad luck, but to the way she originally resigns herself to the fate/destiny of Brittney, her family, herself, but then flips that script once Anon and the opportunity for a path to break those chains opens to her.

>***WILL*** POWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA6yWuXFC7o

Thanks for indulging my selfish shipping obsessions. Hope you enjoyed.
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>>3060391
Solid reminder that Anon and Luna would both represent the Fool Arcana (At least in Luna's early days) and Luna's literally Anon's persona that awoken when he forged a contract, gained her power, and a special outfit from her after going through a traumatic event (losing Marco and getting socked in the face) yet rejecting his fate. And the same goes for Luna and Glossaryck back in the day

I really need to finish Persona 5.
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>>3060436
I actually figured Luna would be the Magician (action, determination, and the desire to control ones own abilities to their fullest extent) or possibly the Empress, over her care and protection of Anon. Glossaryk feels like the Emperor, a corrupted "father" figure to Anon, trying to use his wisdom to control the world around him
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>>3060468
In my quick skimming of arcana I've seen a bit of conflicting information, but The Fool seems to ironically fit Luna in terms of her looking for new beginnings in our universe, and her comparatively wild personality to the rest of the universe. Hell, that's the big reason why her life was so hell.

Along with "infinite possibilities" and "freedom" two things Luna both admires and embodies. It also feels fitting to me since she was once and arguably still is an anime protagonist like Anon who's a major influence on everyone else.

Hell, while innocence is a bit of a hard fit, you could jam that square peg in by rationalizing that motherhood, and caring for other beings in general is entirely new to her.

And with Glossaryck seems like he's with Sabrina in Fortune, due to him just riding the cosmic waves as they go. Accepting the erasure of Luna's universe, his own death, and letting Fate take the wheel all the dang time and just letting things play out for better or for worse.

But I can see the connection in the arcana you mentioned. These things are pretty vague and if you tried I bet you could fit five onto Luna.
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>>3060436
>>3060500
Hey SPEAKING of Arcana and magic shit so that we don't immediatly forget later, friendly reminder we almost fucking DIED on the War Planet like, twice and had to rely on a fucking ass pull to surviv Loozar.

They're called weights and books anon, read while you lift. We ESPECIALLY lack any form of excuse now that we have Muscle's help with mundane tasks. Fitness needs to be kept up son, don't be an ignorant fuck ass. Read a book, Pump some Iron, up those stats cause it COULD mean the difference between life and death. Plus look at it this way, higher our WIS gets the lower the DC becomes to raise Huge and Giant things. Imagine, an undead giant in our army, strapped with canons and shit. A weapon to surpass metal gear.
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>>3061094
>don't be an ignorant fuck ass.
Hey, we ain't ignant. We got street smarts 'n shiet. And talk good to.

Also, we nearly died on war planet because we the players made some stupid decisions. Like, pumping iron wouldn't've helped us being kicked like a football by a super giant. There were options. Hell, we took one. Nearly ripped him in half. But we sat around doing useless stuff first and got killed for it.

Also,
>higher our WIS gets the lower the DC becomes to raise Huge and Giant things.
That is literally blatantly wrong. Like, just flat out completely wrong. Raise Dead is a WILL based spell. And DC's never get lower, they just disappear after a certain threshold has been passed.
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>>3060359
>>3061094
If it's between the two of these, I'm more for the empire building aspects than raw stats. No matter what, we seem to be at the mercy of the dice, and good decisions with the votes to back them up tend to have a more effective result than raw numbers.

That said, I'm still of the belief you don't run an empire by yourself. You need a cohort of trusted souls to delegate tasks to, whose goals and interest have overlap with our own. To think and provide insight on your behalf. As much as there's shit to do, I think we've got fairly serious manpower to workload deficiencies and if we're serious about the "kingdom"/"empire" part, we'll invest in the human-inhuman-undead capital necessary to have it function as such.
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>>3061330
We still haven't done too much with Susan. I wanna give her a stronger role in our kingdom. Besides just some jack of all trades we get to do occasional stuff.
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>>3061340
Yeah we need to give her some actual goddamn armor too. She's running around in a crop top and short shorts with a sword.

Let's make a to-do list.

>Dispel the Magic Darkness in the library
>Bind the Ghost Kraken in the dungeon and clean up its slime (maybe put it in a moat or something?)
>clean up ALL the gardens and actually put in some foliage at the front. Definitely some hedges with a stone path.
>Put up some actual bones on our front gate, not the stuff we have glued on.
>Get a throne for the throne room
>establish and then fill up a treasury
>set up an armory and a forge for war-time, our army needs weapons
>Continue expanding our tech wing so Wondervon can sustain Giant and Gargantuan size stuff!
>really up the recruitment factor, get subjects both living and dead from Mewni, Earth, where ever. (maybe have all the domestic labor done by skelles? Or would that kill our blue collar economie?)
>Deal with Castle Woevenmire (use it as an over-sized Embassy to make people think we're more important? Convert it into a Fort as a front line base for our Empire into Mewni? Live in it? Pretenders may make claims about how "this was my family's castle" so what to do about those?)

Also I feel we should
>Establish a school
If we're going to have kids here (which we already do) we need to make sure they're educated so as to never question their Emperor and the glory of their Everlasting Empire.
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>>3061810
>Castle woevenmire options
Son, I think you know the answer to that. I Want It All of the above.

Also I generally agree with this list. As for Susan armor tho, I have a theoretical idea. It's obvious we're not a DEXy person. That's not our fortee, we don't rely on it much, ETC ETC. Susan on the other hand, it's one of her bigger stats. I think what we should do is hand down our swamp drake armor since it has the property of not affecting your DEX.

Plus, I just had a small thought. I THINK due to how Muscles works, if we get an armor that for example has a -3 DEX penalty, since his DEX always overrides our own when it's higher that negative won't matter. So investing in some heavy armor would be good for us. This is pure speculation though. For all I know this will kill Muscles DEX as well, but it's worth a try.
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>>3061855
Don't get me wrong, Woevenmire is a bitchin' castle, but I doubt the power players in Mewni would let some upstart little shit just lay claim to the whole of the Jaggy Mountains.

Also, you think we could start another mining operation here in Mewni? What metals would they even have? You think Susan could point us to a good blacksmith we could raise?
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>>3061875
Well here's the fun thing, they ain't gonn know about it being taken until it's already too late. Not like people're snooping around the dead castle that screams in pain because everyone died. Plus, the only one who really has claim to it that's not just "I have sword, gimme or I give sharp end of sword" is River, and he's a cool dude and we're in good with his wife, the important person of the kingdom. Hell, I bet you ten bucks if we go on a good hunt with River he'd give it to us as a gift because he's that cool.

As for mining, shit man I dunno. Might have magical metals, might just be more boring iron 'n shit. Won't know until we get digging. I wonder if Wondervan could make more mining equipment. Susan definitely doesn't know jack ass shit about no blacksmith, she was a peasant farm girl who loved to much monster carpet. I'd be surprised if she knew much of anything or anyone around Mewni besides Moon and any peasant friends of hers.
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>>3061875
OH also I just had an idea that I think we'd all agree on and are already practicing, but how about instead of spending money on conscription and on an army of LIVING subjects we keep our army as a bunch of zombies and skelles? That way the only thing we'd need to spend is the cash to arm them, letting us keep a huge ammount of gold for infrastructure.
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>>3061883
yeah and we can spam revive small and medium bodies we really need to go to a dead planet or two
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>>3061956
i wonder what is needed for something to Count as dead do we need to give it Life first then end that Life Before we can animate it? then its possible we can make metal bones
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>>3061973
Chances are it needs to have already died. Not by our hand necessarily, but living first and then died THEN resurrected.
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>>3061973
If your question is what I THINK you're asking, then no. We haven't tried raising simulated life... life that would've existed without a "soul" (?) as we know it. Honestly, Mammon would've been a perfect experiment for something like that, but I think we were just glad to gtfo WAR PLANET.
Similarly, injecting a soul(s) into a non-living constructed body (much like we saw with Leather Tooth) only raises or absorbs the component souls, not the amalgamation of souls.
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>Sa: I'm thankful for having met you, Anon
Happy Thanksgiving, anons
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>>3063109
I am very thankful for this cute Sabrina, drawing Anon.
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>>3060391
>>3063109
Please continue to draw, forever. And thank you.
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>>3060391
>>3063109

Thankful indeed. For you, Anon.

Love what you've made. Proud of you for sharing it and yourself.

Hope you had a happy Turkey Time.

See you soon.

>Now that Anon has become an Babbu
>What do you think his new outfits should look like?
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>>3064544
A miniature sailor suit of course. Pic related definitely. At the very least Susan should try to dress him up as one.
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>>3064544
Seconding >>3064675. Was hoping to find some kind of baby anakin/sith outfit, but most of the cool stuff seems to be for toddlers and shit.
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SESSION
START!

https://youtu.be/g9qW0WQOD-g?list=PLfl2ez23C9tKG-QscgqLBdQrYT_0h29Yt


Sa: "Dear Diary...it's been 6 years I since Mom found you under my bed. Read you. Then made me get an exorcism. So I started to keep you in my head."

>Sabrina's 5th Birthday wish

Sa: "I WANNA BE A MOMMY!"
>He mother spat out the decaf coffee and mouthful of eggs her husband made that morning
>Grandma clapped for little Sabrina in the corner
>Her father covered his eyes and wandered from the room
>Sabrina had to wait another week for her birthday as punishment for making irresponsible wishes

Sa: "Well now...my wish came true!"
A: "Ey, Gurl."

Sa: "If only my baby wasn't the guy I liked."

>Anon
>It's you

A: "This is...awfuw."
Su: "You shound sho wetawded."
A: "I know! It's tewwibew!"


>YOU DIED
>THEN
>YOU WERE BORN AGAIN
>Good thing somebody with a uterus
>That sure liked you a lot
>Was willing to accept Luna's "Gift"
>Just like you did

>Sabrina has been out fucking cold since you emerged from her body in a ball of light
>That definitely was jammed up in her girl-guts

En: "Shomebodeh should wayke the new mother."

>Entropy dumps one of Luna's Sodas on Sabrina

Sa: " https://youtu.be/YtSPQIK15uc?t=2 "


En: "CONGRATULASHONS!"
A: "Sabwina."

Sa: "..."
A: "Hewwo."
>She passes the fuck back out

A: "Damnit."

Ja: "This is SO not ok."
L: "Nonsense. It's wondrous."

cont
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>>3066694
>>3066694

>Luna
>Is downright giddy
>She has been wiggling your little toes
>Booping your little nose
>Zapping outfits onto you with constant waves of her hand

>A sailor outfit with a set of devil horns
>A Jedi Robe with "The Force" written on the back with an arrow pointing to your Bum
>Muscles is so...
>Wiggly

A: "Guys. I can juwst age mysewf back up. Use time tuwning t-"
>You pause
>Smack your own tiny lips

A: "Wait..."

>YOU CAN ALREADY FEEL IT
>DOWN IN YOUR BONES
>BOI

>YOU ARE CURSED. NOT DE-AGED.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd

>You and Muscles Both
>ARE BABIFIED!

>All your stats
>Are reduced by your level
>Until they reach 0

A: "Fuck."
>Susan begins to ponder your options

Su: "Anown's gonna need so much attention. Cawe. We'ww need to take tuwns feeding heem. Changing heem."

>Janna is already walking out the front doors
A: "Janna! Wait!"

>She doesn't respond
>Just keeps fuckin' walking
>Goat Bro eyes her exit
>Then turns back to all of you

GB: "Ai should...hehe."
>He grins
>With a bashful shrug
GB: "Go with her. Both because she's my ward an...I also hate babies."

>He clippity cloppety gets the hell off your property
GB: "Janna, wait! Let's atleast abscond with their leftovers!"

cont
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>>3066699
>>3066699

Ju: "Dudes..."
>Justin
>Your bro
>The man who's known you since the moment you decided to pursue this magic life
>Walks up to you
>Case of beer under his arm

Ju: "Can I babysit!?"

>The rest of your friends groan
L: "Of course, dear. As long as you don't have any parties after his bed time."

A: "I don't need any fwuckin' bedt-"

>You fall asleep

>...

>YOU AWAKE INSIDE OF YOUR ROOM

A: "Whuh!?"
>Muscles is beside you
>Whacking a rattle into the bars of your prison

A: "Whewe is evewybody!?"
>No one answers
>Your little psychic mind is swimming
>Your little legs kick


>Current Stats
...

>+4 Str (Muscles)
>+3 Will (Anon)


What do?

>Scream
(Undignified, but effective in getting attention)

>Try to escape by breaking the bars
(Muscles still feels...strong? Ish?)

>Seek aide from your minions
(Your mind is still yours, even if it's hard to concentrate. You might even find Sabrina)

>Try to cast a destructive Spell
(You sure do have a lot of them)

>Bow is here
>Asleep on the floor
>He has been eating all of your socks
>Because you are a baby
>and cannot stop him

Let's rock.
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>>3066704
>What do?
Call for Mom, we need to know what we missed, where is everyone? Did the party go well?! Is New Bio-Mom OK?
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>>3066704
>summon the minions
Just because we are Cursed doesn't mean we lost our dignity
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>>3066704
Use your minions.

They might be the last remnant of the leftover respect you have.
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>>3066704
>Seek aide from your minions
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>>3066704
Cast OWN on ourself.

Boom.
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>>3066704
Can we telepathy Bow to pluck us out of wooden ? Metal? prison and onto his back.
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>>3066723
support
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>>3066704
can we put ourselfs inside the ribcage of one of the skelebros and make him carry us?
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Is it time for Mommy's Milkies yet?

BABYFIED - [CURSE DEBUFF]
You have been cursed with the body and metabolism of a baby, with all that such implies.

>Target will possess the attributes, metabolism and characteristics of a baby.
>All of the target’s Attributes are reduced by the target’s Level.
>If Attributes reach 0 they will remain there.
>ADV on CHA checks based on Cuteness.
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lets craft a nanny.
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>>3066772
>Is it time for Mommy's Milkies yet?
I mean, we can't exactly eat normal food since we no doubt don't have any teeth. And we've gotta be getting hungry considering we've literally never eaten anything in our (current) life.
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>>3066775
That implies the desire (or at least resignation) to remain in this form for an extended period of time...

>>3066787
Mh... could always drink blood, though there aint any but Sabrina's nearby...

Mh....

Sabtina's Milkies...
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>>3066775
... Or rely on our friends a bit more. We do have some will but....oh shit. Quest, does this mean that our mining operations and standing army, which I believe also relied on our will stat, is also scaled back/offline as a result of our cursed stats? If so, trying to *make* a nanny us the least of our troubles. Why not just rely on our friends?
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>>3066704
Summon Luna
Time to put her mothering to the test once again.
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Guys, OWN doesn't have DCs. We can just get rid of the curse, then find someone to suck years out of.
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>>3066775
>Building a nanny
>When a loving mother eager to take care of us is inside of us at all times
Seems like a waste of resources really.
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>The winner is to summon your minions

A: "Shomebody's gotta come in hewe. I'll caw mom.Sh-"

>It occurs to you that Luna is the one who probably put you in here
>In this prison
>Why?
>Because your head is the size of your torso at the moment
>You are struggling to stand

A: "Why...do human babies. SUCK!?"
>Muscles pulls you onto your feet

A: "Sabwina maybe..."
>You eye the room
>No sign of her
>Bow SNRFS in his sleep
>Kicks a big clawed foot as he chases dream-birds

A: "Dis is UNDIGNIFIED!"

>You clench your eyes
>Grit your teeth

A: "Sewvants of deh WOWRD of MEMES!"

>Your little voice echoes throughout the castle

A: "I. Demand. UPSIES!"

>A skeleton stops on his patrol past your room
>He eyes you

A: "Yes! You! Obey me. Come hewe so I can get outta this..."
>You realize
>Your outfit

>You have been dressed in a onesie
>That makes you look like a Pink Spider

A: "AAAHHHHHH!"

>The Skeleton tries to enter

>BSRZZZZTTSTSKK!
>The door
>Vaporizes him

>He falls to the ground as black snow

A: "...Fuck."
Su: "Anown?"
>Susan steps up
Su: "You awake?"

A: "SUSAN W-"
Su: "Wemon Gwass. Sassafras. Gingew Snaps and Sugar Bats. These awe sweets and so divine but none can top my baby mine."

>The door flashes
>Susan walks in
>Unharmed

cont
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>>3066858
>You have been dressed in a onesie
>That makes you look like a Pink Spider
Jesus fucking christ I'm going to die. That is too cute.
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>>3066858

>Susan is here

https://youtu.be/hcGleaO3tHM

Su: "Wutup, bich?"
>She pushes you over
>You hit the pillowed mattress with a flawless 'pomf'
>Susan immediately looks guilty

Su: "Sowwy. Fowgot."
A: "It's alright. I'd do worse if this were you."
Su; "Janna weft."
A: "I saw."
Su: "Justin had to be made to weave."
A: "Noted."
Su: "Wondervon is freatening to quit."

A: "Why!? That ungwatefuw swob couldn-"
>Susan hands you something
>A set of papers

Su: "He shaid give youw this when you wake up and get-"

>She clears her throat

Su: "Heez Hed Out of his Puny Puckew!"
>She stops the impression
>Stares at you for a moment
Su: "Weww, you'we awake."
A: "What about the second one?"
Su: "I don't fink that's evew gonna happen to his wiking."

A: "Truth."

>Bow starts to wake up
B: "Brrbrbmmm mmf!"

A: "I have so much to do! I can't just BE A BABY!"
Su: Evewybody's a baby -sometime's- Anown."
A: "Not me! Never me! I'm the big boss! Daddy man!"

>Susan cringes at the idea of you being 'Daddy'
A: "I was totawy gonna score with Janna-"
>You sit down
>Hold you little head in your little hand

>Muscles is pretending to be an airplane

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>>3066865

A: "At weast I was inside a vagina."
>You stand proud
A: "I am no wonger a viwgin."

Su: "HAH!"
A: "What!?"
Su: "You DIED viwgin! Then you wewe BOWN fwom a viwgin."
>Your eye twitches

Su: "You'we wike a twipple Viwgin!"

A: "Susan."
>She is still laughing
A: "SUSAN!"
>She calms down
Su: "Ok...ok."
A: "We need to stwaighten things up awound here."

>It's true
>You still have a lot to do
>Even if this curse is on you
>You can still act as this castle's ruler


What do FOR MOVEMENT!?

-Ride Bow (Your loyal steed/dog ) *Distracted by snacks

-Ride Susan (You showed her only bad anime.Telling her it was good. As a joke.) *Your best friend

-Ride a Skeleton (Mindless and malleable) *Luna some sort of magic going


>What do next!?

-Go see Wondervon (You literally can't read the thick stack of papers he's given you)

-Find Luna (Your magic Mom isn't here. You can feel her but she's...elsewhere. Might know what to do)

-Find Sabrina (By some accounts, your new mom. Probably Traumatized)


A: "Wait. Maybe I can ju-"
>You snap your fingers
>Try to cast OWN on yourself
>Your eyes flash pink

>You fill your diaper

A: "...I need my GWOAD. DAMN. WAND."

What do?


Wand Shop credit to a certain pal in the discord. Thanks, Questing Beast.
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>>3066867
>Summon the Wand to us. We can recall it now
>Have Susan change and carry us as she is sworn to carry our burdens
>Go see Luna
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>>3066867
>-Ride Susan (You showed her only bad anime.Telling her it was good. As a joke.) *Your best friend
SUSAN! Upsies pwease!

>-Find Luna (Your magic Mom isn't here. You can feel her but she's...elsewhere. Might know what to do)
Mom! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6PtERhUI84 Also need help! Do you know this curse!?
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>>3066867
>Ride Susan
>Find Sabrina
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>>3066867
>>3066872
This.
>Recall Wand
>Ride Susan
>Get to Luna (as if she weren't with us all the time).
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>>3066867
>Recall Wand
>Ride Susan
>Find Luna
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>>3066867
>Ride Bow
He's such a GUD BOI. Who else to be a better mount?

>Find Luna
As much ad I want to ensure our allies like WV remain that way, and my concern for Sabrina... Luna seems to be the key for figuring out wtf is going on and stabilizing the situation...
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>>3066867
Oh hey, its a session!
>Recall Wand
>Ride Bow
>Find Susan
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>>3066867
Make a skeleton change and carry us. There must be some skelemothers in the army. Them go find Luna to see how to reverse the curse.
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>>3066917
... but Susan is right in front of you, anon.
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>>3066913
>Luna seems to be the key for figuring out wtf is going on and stabilizing the situation...
Also is the best candidate for changing us.
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>>3066917
>>3066921
*Sabrina
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>A: "Why!? That ungwatefuw swob couldn-"
>>Susan hands you something
>>A set of papers
>
>Su: "He shaid give youw this when you wake up and get-"
>
>>She clears her throat
>
>Su: "Heez Hed Out of his Puny Puckew!"
>>She stops the impression
>>Stares at you for a moment
>Su: "Weww, you'we awake."
>A: "What about the second one?"
>Su: "I don't fink that's evew gonna happen to his wiking."


This seems important...
What does the paper say?

...we can still read right?
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>>3066942
>(You literally can't read the thick stack of papers he's given you)
Clearly you can't.
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>>3066947
>Can't read
Maybe we can use mind powers to have someone else read it and then just skim their thoughts for the meaning? Alternatively... just go meet WV
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>>3066947
That's dumb. Maybe they're written in Moleman?
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>>3066956
he probably wrote it hungover and still outraged
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A: "Susan."
Su: "Anown."
A: "You'we my best fren."
Su: "No."

>Typical reaction

A: "I need youwe hewp."
Su: "Gosh, yew shound Shtupid."
A: "Change me."

Su: "...You cwose you'we eyes. You nevew teww ANYBODY!"
A: "Deaw."
Su: "If you pee on me. I'ww toss yew out of dah Window."

A: "I'd want you to."

https://youtu.be/oyAD87_zfek

>You are clean!
A: "Awight! Wet's find my mom!"
Su: "Which one?"
A: "The one I caww 'Mommy' but onwy when I'm asweep."

>Susan was actually pretty quick about that change
>She had no where to toss the diaper however
>So she hurled it...

>24 total

>So far out into the forest the -splat- releases a swarm of ghost-hornet-snakes

A/Su: "Sick."

>She hustles you down the stairs
>A presence begins to grow around you
>Almost as if your room was trapped for when you left it
>Eyes are in the walls
>Watching
>They appear only for a moment
>You don't even see Susan react to them

A: "My wand."

>You hold out your hand

A: "TO ME!"

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>>3067070

>SKKKKKKZZZZZRRR!

>You feel it coming
>Your little eyes shine with skulls for pupils
>Luna's Spider onesie slips off of your head as your hair floats

A: "To my side..."

>THE WAND COMES SPINNING UP THE STAIRS
>Directly into your hand
>Which you are not nearly strong enough to catch

A: "OH SHIT, SUSA-"

>WUBRANG!

https://youtu.be/kZ70uUp9eWo

>Even with DISADVANTAGE
>Susan gets 28 total
>On her dex Save

>She catches the Wand
>Passes it to you
>Then slides down the stair-bannister


>To the Main hall

Su: "You'we...gonna wove dis. Or hate dis."
A: "I-"


>Anon
>Below in the main hall
>There stands your magic mama
>Luna
>The little woman who brought sorcery into your life
>She is dressed in a powder blue smock
>With a dress just down to her knees
>She has on a white Jacket
>With Pagoda Blue stockings
>Holly Flowers are on her shoes
>She is utterly surrounded

>In sewing material
>Your minions are approaching her in a line
>They look miserable
>But
>As they approach she dresses each and every one of them

>In the guise of a stuffed animal

KK: "My lort."
>Killa Kente
>He is a huge, goofy looking Duck
>He is still black

KK: "Help us."

cont
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>>3067077
>>3067077

>Luna is humming to herself
>Preening the gemstones on her gloves with a needle
>All of the sewing pieces float at her command
>Although sometimes Velvet ears picks something up for her

A: "Mom?"
>Luna pauses
>Turns to you

L: "Anonymous!"
>Holy God
>She just shouted
L: "My BABY!"
>Holy sweet jesus
>The nearby threads are burning black
>She's so happy
>Your whole brain is boiling

A: "Mom. Help."

>She is upon you

>Luna snatches you up into the air with whatever psionics she commands at the moment
>The ghosts of kisses pound your cheeks as her pink eyes glint with the reflection of Turquoise gems in her outfit

L: "My sweet! My angel!"
A: "MOM! How do we fix this!?"

L: "Fix it?"
>She smiles
>It has SO much teeth

L: "I never want to fix it."

>Bitch
>Be trippin'

L: "Don't you see?"
A: "Mom."
L: Now we can be a family! A proper one!"
A: "Wuna."
L: "Velvet ears can be my hands. You'll grow up how you deserve! Loved! So, loved."

>She tries to hold you to her chest
>She fragments
>Into reflective pieces
>With pink glitter

>Susan bites her lower lip
>As Pierre Approaches
>Covered in Goofy Sock puppets

A: "...No."
>Luna's smile
>Fades

L: "No?"
>She almost sounds like she's asking
>She certainly cant' be shocked

A: "Mom I-..."
>You look down at yourself
A: "I'm mowe than this. I have to fix it."

>She looks down at you
A: "Pwease hewp me fix it."
>Her smile is gone
A: "Pwease?"

L: "You must be hungry."
A: "...kinna."
L: "Let me feed you? At least once. Humor your once and new mother."
A: "I gotta. Know. How to fix dis."

L: "...you have a curse. Which is siphoning your power. You could grow out of it."
>She analyzes you
>Her look is still
>So still
>So grim

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>>3067084

L: "The best way would be to give it to someone else."
A: "Like who?"
L: "Someone you don't particularly like."
A: "..."
L: "Someone blood related. We'd need a direct descendant or ancestor. The rest we can handle here. Now. For your breakfast."

A: "Luna. No, I-"

>Luna snaps her fingers
>A small army of rabbits and stuffed bears and toy soldiers march off
>Then they bring in

A: "SabWINA!?"


>She's been
>Altered

L: "Her body was so far from ready to be with-child. Not that I've carried one myself...but your anatomy isn't so complicated. On the upside...with access to the wovenmire fortress I found some old potions. Some fungi. Some wart tail. I got the recipe as close as I could."

>She's actually salivating
L: "She should taste -just- the way -I- would."

>She's been aged up
>Her body is...obscenely sexual
>Her chest leaks through a thick black silky cloth
>Her legs are so muscular

A: "How...did you DO this!?"
L: "Darling. It's 3 oclock."

>Luna starts to bring you toward Sabrina
>Toward this thing

L: "Time for Mommy's Milkies."


>NOT OK
>NO
>OK
>NOT
>PLS


What do?

>LUNA WAIT CAN YOU WEAD THIS!?
-Show her Wondervon's message

>SUSAN HEWP
-Surely your sworn protector can pull you to safety in time

>OWN Sabrina
-Whatever's been done her has to be reversible

>SKEWETONS. MOBIWIZE!
-Start a skeleton riot
-These outfits are BASICALLY FURSUITS!

What do?
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>What do?
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>>3067087
MEMES
DREAMS
THEY COME AT NIGHT
AND ON THIS NIGHT MY FRIENDS
WE
>Drink Deep
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>>3067087
>MINDSCREAM -BABY MODE

>"Mom, seriously. I get it, I really do. But this isn't right and we can't do this now. You don't have a corporeal form, Sabrina doesn't deserve to be used like a walking milk factory and my enemies aren't going to wait for me to grow up.

I love you and I want you to be this happy forever, and we will. But Business before Pleasure.

We have such work to do and until all the spells are returned and Glossaryck is repaid for his kindness we cannot play house.

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Hold me for a moment, and lets burn that into our minds. But only for a moment.


Please. I'm asking you as your son. Return my friend to her base state, and help me put this curse on the real person who robbed my of my childhood...


Minions....go the homeless camp in town. Find my father and bring him here intact.
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>>3067087
>Skeleton Riot
>OWN Sabrina
Dammit, if we're a damn baby, we can be petulant if we want. Luna, I know mommy genes are going full force and we love you for it, but that wasn't cool to do. Did you even ask her before altering her? We just... we gotta get out of this situation.
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>>3067087
>What do?
.... Suck it up and humor Luna. She's earned this much.
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>>3067087
>OWN Sabrina
Cry
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>>3067113
Not like this. Sabrina isn't a tool for luna to play house with. She can hold us for real when we bring her body back and then she can do all the fun stuff she wants but right now isn't the time.
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>>3067087
Wow. Oh Wow. Color me suprised, this is... Oof.
>OWN Sabrina
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>>3067087
>SUSAN HEWP

>OWN Sabrina
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>>3067115
...she'll grow into them eventually anon. We'll get another chance someday...
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>>3067119
>Implying Sabrina didn't agree to this to take care of their new baby boy
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>>3067122
Also adding:
Maybe cast OWN on our curse as well? I mean, our spell can uplift curses, right?
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>>3067128
Obviously not, Luna is going on a fun time Mommy trip. Like 1000000x Baby Clock going off and shes not seeing that this isn't the time or way to do it.

We should appeal to that. This path luna is heading down isn't the right way and is cheapening the moment.
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>>3067087
SCREAM EXTERNALLY
OWN
SUSAN
HELP
ANYTHING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3067087
Fix Sabrina, but humor Luna for the day.
She clearly knows how to fix this, and my heart can't deny her a chance at mother hood.
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>>3067109
>>3067087
Supporting baby scream to seal the deal
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HOW IS OWN GOING TO HELP SABRINA
SHE HAS BEEN PHYSICALLY ALTERED
OWN WONT UNDO ALCHEMICAL CHANGES
WE HAVE TO CONVINCE LUNA THAT THIS ISN'T GOING TO GO THE WAY SHE WANTS AND IS GOING TO RUIN THINGS.


She promised us. She promised us she would let us do things our way. Its so painful to tear this from her as shes doing it out of desperate love. But shes not real, she doesn't have a physical form yet and all shes going to have is a false fantasy.

Please, Luna. Don't hurt us like this.

>>3067130
>>3067122
>>3067121
>>3067115
>>3067140
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>>3067153
>HOW IS OWN GOING TO HELP SABRINA
>SHE HAS BEEN PHYSICALLY ALTERED
>OWN WONT UNDO ALCHEMICAL CHANGES
>WE HAVE TO CONVINCE LUNA THAT THIS ISN'T GOING TO GO THE WAY SHE WANTS AND IS GOING TO RUIN THINGS.


OWN can remove *certain* kind of curses.
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>>3067087
I mean, would it really be that bad sucking from her tits?
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>>3067087
>>3067113
Since my original vote ain't gonna win, time to switch. Tell Mom that we don't want something "just like" her, we want her. And to do that we need to be not a babu to give her a real body.

>>3067153
I'm sure what she's done to Sabrina isn't permanent. Chill out.
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>>3067160
Sabrina isn't cursed, shes just been fetish 101'd with potions.

The curse we have to revert someone to a child is only going to work on blood.

So all we can do is pass it to our Dad, Mom, Sabrina and her grandma.

The only good choice is our dad who we can get, right now with some minions.


Luna needs to come out of her mommy fuge and realize that she promised she wouldn't force us on any path but the one we choose and that having sabrina play surrogate mommy isn't going to make a happy family life with anon.

Only the war we are fighting can bring her back to life. To a real body that can hold us.

She can't cheat this.
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I wash my hands of this. I'm gonna let y'all vote as you like, but this... I gotta step back.
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>>3067176
>The curse we have to revert someone to a child is only going to work on blood.
You don't know that with 100% certainty.
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>>3067166
Yes, sure lets rape our friend while her mind has been warped and her body changed against her will.

This is all kinds of fucked up beyond what is an acceptable level of fuckiness

Shits hitting pastebin levels
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>>3067084
>L: "Don't you see?"
>L: Now we can be a family! A proper one!"
>L: "Velvet ears can be my hands. You'll grow up how you deserve! Loved! So, loved."

Fucking hell it's going to hurt so much taking this away from her.
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>>3067195
We have to though.
Its not right and its not the best way to do it.
Luna can cheat death and magic but she can't cheat her way into being Anon's mom like this.
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>>3067153
I dunno, but I GOTTA PROTECT THAT SMILE SOMEHOW... and Luna, you're smiling now, but this is all fake, a facade. We need to restore it...
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>>3067087
>SKEWETONS. MOBIWIZE!
Then Book it
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>>3067205
We will, we are going to bring her back and then she can love us with all her heart and hell, she can even age regress us and be mommy and do whatever horrific fetish nightmare shit she wants to and feel like a real mommy.

But not now. Not like this.
Not after she promised.
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>>3067202
We gotta make sure we give this back to her RIGHT though! This is probably the happiest she's been in a millennia, since she was 13 even.
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MMMM MMMM
YES MUMMY
*Lip smack*
LET ME SUCK THOSE TITTIES DRY OF THEIR MILKIES MOMMY
*SLUUUURP*
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Make this vote a supporting vote for any option which involves not getting milkies from Sabrina.
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>LUNA WAIT CAN YOU WEAD THIS!?
-Show her Wondervon's message

>SUSAN HEWP
-Surely your sworn protector can pull you to safety in time

>OWN Sabrina
-Whatever's been done her has to be reversible

>SKEWETONS. MOBIWIZE!
-Start a skeleton riot

>Do all of the things obviously.
>Also tell Luna noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Safewords exist for a reason luna, this is TOTALLY not the time.

100% on board for this later though.
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This isn't how it was supposed to be
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This was always the end game.
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>>3067308
You don't just go RIGHT TO MILKY MILF
You gotta go the whole path.
Seduction, dating, marriage, Rawing like a wild beast in heat, countless loads and then like 4 kids before you earn the right to thicc milk milf.
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>You squirm
>Muscles doesn't see the big deal
>He even tries to turn your head toward the bosom hills before you

>Some skeletons
>Moving like Wind up Dolls
>Pull down the Sheets

A: "MOM! MAMA! NO! I DO- I DON-"

>Your eyes glow
>Black
>As does the Wand

A: "I. DON'T. WANNA!"

https://youtu.be/1mTU_FBSdb8


ANONYMOUS CASTS ONE WITH NOTHING


>Sabrina's Stupor
>Her controlled mind
>Her induced coma and Amnesia
>Vanish

Sa: "WHA!?"
>She sits up
>Smashing into you
>Knocking you THROUGH Luna's Body
>You fly through the air
>Bounce off of the ground

>Your head bruises

L: "ANONYMOUS!"

>The castle shakes
>As dirt falls from the roof
>As your little arms slowly push you up off the ground


cont
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>>3067317
>You don't just go RIGHT TO MILKY MILK
Maybe with Janna... guaranteed with Star... but yeah, definitely not Sab
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>>3067334

A: "Mommy..."
Sa: "Anon?"

>Sabrina is far too tall now
>Bigger than any adult human woman
>Probably for more production

>She looks down at herself
>Clings the sheets upwards
>Then runs to you

Sa: "Are you ok? Oh gosh! Your little head!"

>You have taken 5 damage
>You sniff

>You're gonna cry
>You're scared

>You're so sca-

>You pause
>Savor it for a moment
>As Sabrina gathers you up
>You hold out your hand
>The wand does a short flip to your fingers

>Luna forms
>In the air above you
>As just a pair of sad
>Lonely
>Glowing eyes

Sa: "Oh my gosh..."
L: "I'm sorry, Anonymous."

A: "Me too."

>You and Luna share a long look

A: "Mama?"
>She looks so happy to hear you say that
>Her disembodied eyes brighten for a moment

A: "You can't dew dis."
>You motion to all of Sabrina
A: "Evew."

Sa: "What happened to me?"
>Sabrina is so purely curious
>Holding you so tight

>Suddenly
>Your wand goes off
>BZZRRT

>It opens up an image of Hekapoo's face

H: "Ok, so I wanted to ask if you were doing anything la-"

L: "I turned you into a feeding sack to sustain Anon's body. Specifically formulated to taste the way my own motherly secretions would have in an attempt to nurse him to adult hood the way my heart yearns."


>Hekapoo
>Is Hekashook

H: "..."
>Her hologram looks around
>Looks Sabrina up and down
>Looks at you


>Then over at Susan
>Who is making out with Chantelle on the Staircase

H: "...Don't call me until you can -somehow- explain this."

>Bweeow

YOU CAN FEEL. FEAR. AGAIN.

YOUR WAND IS NOW A MAGIC CELL PHONE!

>Nice

cont
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>>3067104
SUPPORT
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>>3067340

L: "I can fix Sabrina."
Sa: "I-...I don't mind helping."
>Sabrina is clearly so overloaded with lewdness
>She is sweating
>It smells like flowers
>Fucking Luna

Sa: "J-just a little."
A: "No."

>You hold up your little hand
A: "You fix Sabrina...and I'll fix-"

>You motion to all of yourself
A: "This."


THE MISSION!

>Find and Aquire one of Anon's Blood Relatives

WHO DO YOU SEEK!?

-Your old Biological Mom (Emily)
Her life is a mess and she's addicted to everything.

-Your biological father (John)
He actually beat you until he had to take a nap once. He kept going after the nap and a glass of salt water.

-Your ancient and Fabled Grandparents (You have no idea where they are and they've been on vacation since you were 4???)


ALSO.
WHAT TEAM WILL BE SENT ON THESE MISSIONS!?

-Killa Kente's Bomba Squad

-Susan and DEM BOYZ

-Wondervon and the Baby Brigade (Get them out of the house)


A: "What about Sabwina?"
L: "She was a vessel for you, dear. Not your blood mother..."

>Luna's smile
>Isn't even present

L: "Just...a fine substitute."

>Sadness.
>Then Anger
>Which can tell is directed

>At herself.
>How do you want to make it up to her?
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I joined in this session expecting anons to go all in on sucking sabrina's tits the moment I caught up. I am pleasantly surprised to see that we're not a COMPLETE degenerate. Good job anons
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>>3067346
Can't we just cast OWN on ourselves?

DO that.
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Get Susan and Killa Kent out. Both can handle bringing back Dad. No delays on that shit.

Try calling Bio... Oh right. Try calling Emily and ask where our Grandparents could be found.

Agree to take Luna out of a nice date.
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>>3067346
If this requires the death of someone, go for John because he can suck demon dick in hell.
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>>3067364
That might nuke Muscles.
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>>3067346

>Killa Kente goes and gets Dad. I want him to feel fear.

>Have Susan Text Hekapoo. "Died and came back a cursed baby. Mom and I had an argument over family and what it means. Gonna fix it real quick. Going to Nuke ludo.

>Luna

>"Mom, its fine. I forgive you. You are a good mom and we are both learning. I understand what this means to you and we'll get it. Heat of the moment and nothing that can't be undone. I love you, and that's all that matters right now. I love you. Now if you are still angry about something, I am getting my father and we are going to have some fun."

>"I am going to fetch my father. We are going to fix his mind until he understands what he did. We are going to make him understand and then we are going to rip everything from him and give him back to his father to try again."
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>>3067346
Curse John, that'll be fucking hilarious.
Send Susie and her gang of ambiguously gendered skeletons to get him.

As for mom! Give her a gentle baby hug and tell her we "fowgive and wuv" her. And promise that we'll have a happy family life after we give her a real body. Where she doesn't need any substitutes or separate set of hands.
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>>3067372
Not?

Muscles is not a Curse. It's a Symbiote thing.
AN entity separate from ourselves.
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>>3067346
SECRET LORE ROUTE

go for grandparents, mabye this curse would give them eternal youth or something (or just make them like 20 years younger)

killa kente and his squad NEEDS to go out and find a lead (mabye via emily), susan needs some time to relax and we owe her

we also need to talk to wondervon ASAP about almost flaking on us.

as for trying to make it up to luna later we could plan a early mother's day for her sometime in the future

we also need to know what day it is and if we have anything time sensitive to participate in.
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>>3067346
>Your ancient and Fabled Grandparents
No one would miss them
>Killa Kente's Bomba Squad
They would enjoy the mission, and Susan is kinda busy with sloppy make outs.
>How do you want to make it up to her?
While the boys are getting her shit together just let her baby you for a while. No milk of course but there is other things she could do for Anon, Right?
>Also Sabrina
I don't know what to do with her, but i feel bad for getting her into all this, so let her stick around as Luna finds the cure.
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>>3067346
Curse John.

We can maybe help Emily get younger some other time though. Could use the extra waifu.
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>>3067385
And Anti-magic fields fuck him over.
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>>3067385
And he also got hit with the babying effect.

So if we're casting OWN to remove it, he's involved as well.
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>>3067340
>YOU CAN FEEL FEAR AGAIN
Oooh, snap.

>>3067355
Sabrina is a cinnamon roll. She deserves better than us at our lowest

Supporting >>3067380
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>>3067346
>whot to get
John, motherfucking john
Fuck John
>who to send
Send in killa kente, he's the most professional and he'll get it done fast
>luna
Just tell her we understand where she's coming from and that there's no need to beat herself up. Promise to make her even happier than she felt before, when we get her a body. Until then we'll let her fuss with baby anon ONLY if she promises to help us catch john and teaches us how to decurse without trying to stall.
>sabrina
Change her back, but she can stay as long as she wants.
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>>3067391

YES, time to meet the grandparents. Supporting this
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>>3067397
That anti-magic fucked our entire body over. And if not for the bracers it'd prolly fuck us over even more considering I think we're mostly magical now after dying and being reborn from magic.
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>>3067395
Anon please, Luna is the superior mommy waifu
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>>3067346
Send Killa after our grandparents no one has heard from in years.
While they are out let Luna baby us, and let Sabrina help as much as she can without doing anything lewd I guess.
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>>3067397
>>3067401
Ok? What the fuk does that has to do with anything?
OWN isn't an anti-magic ability.

It's a magic spell that removes Immunities and other magical traits.
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>>3067417
Oh hey, that is correct.

Never mind me then, cast away.
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>>3067346
>>3067395
Oh shit, right, other stuff.
>Send Killa Kente's Bomba Squad

We should totes find Anon's Grandparents though. He needs to find based Farmer Gramps.
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>>3067380
Supporting texting Hekapoo.
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>>3067346
USE. OWN. ON. SELF.

I don't wanna see John ever again, and I don't want to turn our mother or our grandparents into babies.
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>>3067346

Also use OWN on self
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-Killa Kente's Bomba Squad
-Your ancient and Fabled Grandparents (You have no idea where they are and they've been on vacation since you were 4???)
make it up to luna by allowing her to baby us and Sabrina can stay like this if she wants and she can help luna baby us
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>>3067346
my vote
>>3067444
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>>3067382
ADDITION! let her baby us until the vessel for this curse finally arrives.
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i dont want to give youth to our dad but possibly divide the youth between our mother and grandparents or just between our grand parents
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>>3067391
i also want to support>>3067448
a a way of making it up to her
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>>3067457
Or we could just curse then kill or permanently imprision baby john, it's not really meant to be anything more than a punishment anyway.
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>>3067444
>>3067346
>>3067447
>>3067448
i support her babying us until we get a new curse vessel
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>>3067346
No more babying.

We'll get her a body and grandkids in time.
Maybe some kids of her own.

Now. OWN on self.
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WAIT "Someone blood related. We'd need a direct descendant or ancestor" so that means we can make our own kid then curse the baby to be a baby and you can grow out of it so we just need to make a baby and even if cursed is just a normal baby
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>>3067478
Just fucking cast OWN on yourself.
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My only solace in all this is that jackie and star werent around to see this.
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>>3067478
what would you call a baby that turned into a baby? a babybaby? babbay?a werebaby? no thats dumb it does not change like that..we could call it a double baby
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>>3067487
Like a triple virgin.
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>>3067468
>>3067447
>>3067444
>>3067346
i am for letting Sabrina decide if she wants to stay like this or change back
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>>3067489
a virvirvirgin
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>>3067346
>>3067402
Adding support for this... >>3067496
Let her decide
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>>3067478
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE BABIES WHEN WE'RE A BABY, MANSLEY!?!?!?
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>>3067532
clones CLONES with a bit of dna from a girl
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Can we fucing not?

We already have a shitload on out plate already
>The Mewni Dance /Moon plan
>Jackie's blind date
>Brittney's party
>Moobs and Blake's murder (the murderer is still at large)
>Ludo
>Toffee
>Wondervon's mad rant.
>Our troops training
>Preparing Woevenmire for possible incursions into the now undefended territory.
>Dirt Bro's encroaching darkness
>All of the undone things in the Castle
>The Mibbies plotting to put us on a test tube.
>The two missing spells
>The MHC LOOKING FOR THOSE SPELLS
>plus another 20 unwritten subquests.

And you seen one of the guys we need to protect our castle and train our troops on some absurd errand.
WHEN
WE
COULD
MOST PROBABLY
JUST
CAST
OWN
AND BE DONE WITH IT
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>>3067542
sir
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>>3067544
Hey genius. Two interesting points. 1: There was a recent addition to the character sheet
>A remove certain enchantments and attributes applied by demon contracts, curses or prophecies.

The part added was "certain" meaning we won't be able to fix this with OWN. Also Luna would've mentioned it as a solution.
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>>3067552
Well I mean,
Couldn't hurt to try.
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>>3067532
I would explain but frankly I don't want to end up on the fbi's watchlist over it
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>>3067544
lets see if we find a way to time treavel we can revive moobs and blake ludo and toffe we cant do much right now the troop training is kind if going out was interrupted with the french we nned to find more bodies adn set up a portal to connect the hole and the castle for troop movements we need one day to do the castle things, possibly talk with heck and ask if they found anything
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>>3067552
>Hey genius. Two interesting points. 1: There was a recent addition to the character sheet
And who IN THE FUCK, do you think put it there?
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>>3067544
>Jackie's blind date
That one doesn't really seem like our business
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>>3067572
.....quest?
What am I missing here? What are you trying to convey to us glasses man?
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>>3067569
>time treavel
No, no time traveling. That is by far the absolute worst thing we could do. Star did it and nearly killed the entirety of time in our universe. Fuck, LUNA doesn't fuck with time. The woman who bastardized and made an abomination of life itself sees time as something to not be touched. Bad idea.

>>3067572
Quest did. Maybe he told that one fuck boy of his to do it for him. Either way, same result.
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>>3067544
You know what. Humor the autist. JUST TO PROVE IT WON'T FUCKING WORK AND HE SHUTS HIS UP ABOUT IT AND SO WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH "I TOLD YOU SO" BS LATER
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>>3067380
Tell luna it's cool. Now is not a good time however.

Also tell her you know. Later *waggles eyebrows*
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>you know what. Fine
>If sabs up for it let's suck her titties. We're still curing her after this though.
>Get grandparents. They are cool and or magic maybe.

>Tell luna. You will. do the baby stuff later in private if she still wants to.
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>>3067448
>Actually this is pretty much what I want as well.

>It just ya know. This was all kind of... Sudden? And unexpected? And traumatizing?
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>>3067651
>Sa: "I said I'd accept the gift... but it looks like I got two!"
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The votes...

>KILLA KENTE'S BOMBA SQUAD

With 8 votes.

>Shall Seek... Anon's Father.


>As for you, little one


A: "Mama. C'mewe."
>You hold your little arms up high
>Muscles wriggles like a prehensile breakfast sausage

>Luna Descends
>Slowly
>A set of hands form out of the pink mist
>That seems to pour from each crevice of the castle
>She holds you aloft
>So gently
>So fiercely
>Sabrina almost didn't let you go
>It feels like floating
>Surrounded by a heartbeat of magic

A: " You'we an awesome mom."
L: "How can you say that? When you won't let me protect you?"
A: "Wuna I -need- you..."

>You look down at Sabrina
>You smile
>You have no teeth
>Except for one black fang

A: "An- I mean YOU! Not a bwody doubwe. Not spawe hands. You said you didn't want to be in a fake doll...wight?"

L: "I did."
A: "Why fake it now?"
L: "..."

>Luna forms
>Into her usual self
>Her hat
>Her dress
>Both black
>In her hair however
>Is a holly flower

L: "I would endure any torment. Pretend to be anything. To be yours...and for you to be mine. My baby. My son."

>She kisses your forehead

L: "You are my everything, Anonymous."

>You hold her hand
>It turns to smoke
>She holds you tight
>You fall

>Sabrina catches you

A: "Oof!"

>Luna forms
>As her tiny self
>Floats downward
>As the Skeletons disrobe from their furry uniforms

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>>3067751
>>3067751

>You look around the room
>At your boyz
>The toyz
>The ruin of your house
>Which can always get so out of place

>You want to go out into the world and change so much
>Yet...maybe it's time
>To set some old problems right
>After all
>You are finally home

>Maybe the work you need to do
>Is right here
>Before you do it out there

https://youtu.be/27mB8verLK8

A: "Kiwwa Kente."

KK: "My lord."

>He kicks off a big fluffy duck foot

A: "Find my Fathew. If anyone desewves to be cuwsed wike dis. It's him."

KK: "Where shall we search?"

DB: "I can help with that."

A: "DIWT!"
DB: "BROTHAAAAAA-"

>Dirt Bro has emerged
>From the Kitchen
>He has more alcohol in his hands

A: "You didn't weave!?"
DB: "Nah. I never got to talk to yah about the thing."
A: "What fing?"

DB: "The reason me and the other Drifter dudes moved to that Bus. A gang took all our old camps."
A: "What gang?"
DB: "Squealers. Led by a big fat guy with a dead body in a sack. Uses it tah whip sumbitches to death."

>RoadHog

A: "What does that gotta do with my d-"
DB: "Big Fat guy has a talker for his right hand. Real asshole. Tried to get the cops to just arrest all of us Drifters so he could move in and start storing guns."

>Your eyes go wide

DB: "He's got your aura."
>Mother
>Fucking
>Shit
DB: "Yer dad named John?"

>John
>John
>John

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>>3067756
>>3067756

>At first you are calm
A: "Yes."

DB: "He's a REALLLL Slickster."
>Calm
DB: "He convinced some Big Fuckin' Snake thing. With a cowboy hat and a huge Gun for a Tail. Not tah kill his boss for ditching some Lizard guy named...coffee?"

>Calm

DB: "Talked him down real good. Then. He told him where he could find you."
>Calm

DB: "Told him yer friend's might be with ya. Where yer old house was..."
>Then
>You are very not

A: "MMUFFACUNT BITCHASS I'WW KIWW HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>You suddenly don't want to sit and watch your minions do the dirty work
>You want your hands on him
>Your meat hooks around his neck

A: "These STUPID BABY HANDS!"
Sa: "Aw. I -like- your baby hands."

DB: "When did you get hot?"

A: "THEY AREN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR KILLING."


>Anon casts OWN
>On himself
>Again
>This time using his wand

>BRSZZZZZZKKKKKKKAKAKAKAKAK

>A black bolt shoots from the crystal eye and digs down into your brain
>It's like eating Spaghetti with a fork
>Instead of a wooden pole

>You have so much more control
>Such finesse!

ANON

YOU MAY CHOOSE HOW TO ALTER THE CURSE


>Get ONE Stat back to Full

-Will
-Wis
-Cha
-Muscles Str
-Dex ???? (Stealth baby)


>You have now learned where your father is

DB: "After that he and the Gang bumped off some fuckin' Aliens. Got their gear and shit that the suits sold him. He's got that bigass Snake to join him."

>You now also know that the path to him
>Leads to Moob and Blake's Killer
>Leads to the MiB's guns
>Leads to Ludo
>Leads eventually to Toffe

>It leads to...

A: "WEVENGE!"

>Your shout shatters the heavens

A: "WEVEEEEEENGE!"

>The infinite clouds part, revealing the starless sky

A: "WEEEEVAAAAAAAANNNNGE!"

>The Moon sears Pink for a moment
>The Flickers Gold and Black

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>>3067759
>>3067759

>You catch your breath
A: "Ow...my widdle heawt..."
>You hold your chest
>Then notice Sabrina's

A: "Oh, wight you'we stiww hot."

>Chantelle speaks
Ch: "She was always hot!"

>Sabrina eeps
>Luna lowers you down to hold her finger

A: "I can get you back to nowmal. Wiff Wuna's hewp."

Sa: "I can stay like this."
>She says
>Frozen

A: "Do you -wanna- stay wike this?"
Sa: "W-...wouldn't you like it if I stay like this?"
A: "I asked what YOU want, She-Huwk."

>Sabrina shivers from nerves
>Looks to Luna
>Who is still again
>With her smirk

Sa: "Th-th-tha-ank you for the body, Ma'am."
Lu: "You're welcome."
Sa: "I-I-I-Just don't think it's...mmuh m-m-m-m m-"

Lu: "Very well."
>Luna's eyes LAZER SABRINA DOWN INTO THE FLOOR

>Meat flies off of her body like a banana peeling
>It's simple
>She uses Flesh shape

A: "Whewe did you g-"
Lu: "I used the meat from that common woman the Skeleton erroneously killed. She served her purpose. Even without having fed you."

>Sabrina is all that is left
>Normal sized in all dimensions
>Surprisingly muscular in the arms and legs
>Still nude

cont
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>>3067759
GET OUR WILL BACK SO WE CAN ACTUALLY SWAP THE CURSE ONTO JOHN EFFECTIVELY AND THEN CRUSH HIS BABY SKULL!
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>>3067763
>>3067763

Sa: "EEP!"
>She scurries off for the hall
>Clutches the sheet to her

Lu: "Now you know just how far I'll go for you."


>Anon
>Next time
>It's time to attend your father's funeral

>By bringing it the fuck about


>It's time to straighten out your household
>By spending some damn time in it

>It's time
>To learn some lore
>To tie some ends
>To use your army

>Time to clean your room

Su: "Hey. What am I gonna do-"
Ch: "You're gonna make out with me. Everything in this place is hot and so are you."
Su: "I didn't even stawt debate cwub yet!"

>Chantelle grabs Susan
Ch: "Debate this."
>They roll UP the stairs in their throes of passion

>You spit on the ground
>Muscles pats your back
>You burp

A: "Get a bottwe."
>Luna summons it

A: "Mom. We're gonna do aww sowrts of wuwing whiwe we handwe business."

>You snuggle into her floaty aura
A: "Wouwd you...Pawent me? Untiw I'm big again?"

>Luna
>Smiles

Lu: "Always and forever."

SESSION
PAUSE!

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Mwah
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>We march into camp under illusion with regained WILL so we don't look like a baby

>Approach Roadhog.

>He gives us his father, he and his men get us the snake. He can have Junkrat back with his soul.
>>
So.

Luna let's talk about what we learned here.

Anon IS willing to give up control to those he loves, but he has to GIVE it up. Losing it or havig it taken still causes him to Zoot right the fuck out.

>The other thing was that Anon can't resist sad women. Learn to use that frown luna and you will av him wrapped around your pinky finger.
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>>3067768
>Chantelle grabs Susan
>Ch: "Debate this."
>They roll UP the stairs in their throes of passion
Oh, and good on Susan for getting earth pussy. Seems she can manage everything except for mewman. Or specifically princess.
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>>3067768
>time to straighten out your household
Shit, WV is still a loose end

>time to tie some ends
Oh, ok. That would be REAL nice to do...

>time to clean your room
Kek. You know thats never going to happen.
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>>3067759
will
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>>3067759

>-Will

Time to be a fearless baby.
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>>3067759
Its gotta be WILL
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>working through the saturday thread
>read up through
this shit is more cursed than it has ever been
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HYPE
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St-

https://youtu.be/X4UKIoWxwOg

^^^
^^^
^^^

>Couldn't have said it better myself

>Anonymous
>You
>Are a baby

A: "WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
>A screaming
>Crazed
>Awful little baby

A: "KIWW! KIWW!"

>Who has decided
>Playtime is over

>You recently learned that one of your enemies
>Toffee, the 80s Lizardman
>Sent an Assassin to kill you

>That Assassin found your father
>John Doe McMoot
>Who has apparently turned to life of crime
>Because you threw him out of his own house
>Wrecked his ride
>Then got his wife fucked by a Chadly Cop

>Why did you do this?

>He beat you.
>Mercilessly
>He also gaslit you
>Lied to you
>Destroyed your possessions
>Hurt your mother
>Encouraged you to not commit suicide because "Think what people would -say- about us."

>You hate him
>Hate
>Hate

A: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!"
>To top it all off
>He has repaid your generous action
>Of letting him live on his wretched life

>By telling the aforementioned assassin
>Where he could find you

>The Assassin found your friends
>Killed two of them
>Now he and this "Rattlesnake Jake" are holed up in a criminal den


>You are a baby
>However
>You are a baby with an army

JOURNAL AND INVENTORY
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit?usp=sharing

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>>3069660
>>3069660

>The general of your skeletons approaches
>His armor cleaned
>His gun slung over his shoulder

KK: "My lort. Dees mission will require expert planning."

>You pant
>Reeling from your tantrum
>Luna magics up a bottle of cranberry juice and ginger tea
>Between suckles
>You mutter

A: "I am awawe."
>You clear your throat
A: "AwaRE. RRRRrrr I'm not a RRRetard I can SAY RRRR now."

>You eye your soldiers
>Fierce
>Undead
>Armed to the teeth
>The one with a Machete for an eye stands taller as you look at him

KK: "I shall inform you when we are ready. Using your informant."
>Dirt
>Brother

DB: "Whuddup."
KK: "We can scout deh area. Find our V.I.P. then assess our options."

A: "Good."
>You shake your wand as a rattle
>It sounds like a jack-in-the-box mixed with someone's death scream

A: "I have much to attend to here."

>ANON
>AS THE SOLDIERS PREPARE FOR YOUR ASSAULT ON THE SQUEALER'S BASE
>YOU
>HAVE A CHANCE
>YOU FIX THINGS UP AROUND HERE


>The Head Butler Approaches
>His polished bones gleaming
>He hands you

A: "What's this?"
>A planner

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>>3069667
>>3069667

FIRST!
WHAT STAT DO YOU RESTORE TO FULL POWER!?

-Will

-Muscles' Strength

-Wisdom

-Charisma


Then.

WHAT SHALL YOU ATTEND TO IN YOUR HOME!?

-The Throne Room (It's a stye. Full of games and magical artifacts. Your throne is a ratty Bean Bag Chair)

-The Library (It is filled with a magical Darkness that gets people Turned around)

-The Garden (Empty, other than party supplies. Just a plot of dirt doing nothing for you)

-Wondervon's Lab (His equipment crowds the guest wing and loose wires hang out of every corner)

-The Dungeons (Home to an unruly GHOST KRAKEN and 1 prisoner. Slime from said Ghost floods every hall)

-Your room (Bow sleeps here if he isn't outside. He has eaten literally all of your socks. Your closet is crammed with anime themed underwear and your walls are covered in shredded posters.)


Let's Rock.
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>>3069676
Give us our WILL back so that we can be a magic baby. I mean, more magic than we already are.

And let's attend to that fucking Library so mom can read us a bedtime story from in there and also find ancient books and artifacts of power.
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>>3069660
My god, this fucking video... HAHAHAHA bless you Quest

>>3069676
>Will
>WV lab
My guess is that's what's his beef is all about. We make all these ridiculous commands... have him shift work priority and scheduling, and don't give him the proper facilities to do his work. Then he has to deal with our tantrums when we don't get our way (..i feel your pain wondy... really I do.) ... and at the very least, it'll let us tie up that thread from last session before it starts to fray further
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>>3069676
>Will
>Wondervon's Lab
we need to make sure his shit is together so our fucking bike can be ready in time
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>>3069676
Will first, its our strongest stat

First off, lets get the Lab in order so that research can proceed (that is if wondervon hasn't left, we still need to figure that out)
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>>3069676
Yeah, I think we can all agree that Will is our most important stat here.

>WV's Lab
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>>3069732
Actually on second thought,

>>3069676
Changing vote to--
>The Library
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>>3069676
-Charisma
-Wondervon's Lab and himself
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>Will
>WV lab
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>>3069847
support
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>>3069676
will
>Wondervon's Lab
so he will be happy and we can get stuff done
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>>3069918
also
>-Wondervon's Lab and himself
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>>3069676
WILL

Wondervon's Lab
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>WILL

https://youtu.be/9VEmeXbF6Rk

>YOUR
>MIND

Expands.

A: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

DB: "Whoah. Is he ok?"
Lu: "Don't worry yourself, Sir Brother."

A: "HNNNGGGFF!"
>You foam at the mouth
>As your skull splits with agony
>As your bones shift

>As...

Pop!


>You are now the Biggest Brained Baby of all time

A: "I'm MEGA MINDED!"
>Luna scans you
Lu: "Stupendously Psionic."
>She then pinches your cheek
>So gently it doesn't even break her ghost form

Lu: "Adorable...as well."

A: "Now. Wet's- NO! No."
>You slap yourself with Muscles
>Your swollen brain Jiggles like the back end of a Rap Music video dancer

>Dirt Bro takes a long drink

A: "Let's GO. Yell at my employees..."

>To the lab

https://youtu.be/0m7hAXejGAQ

>Pipes
>All filled with steam
>Surrounded in Live wires

A: "Holy jesus."
>Luna is petting your head as she floats around with you in her arms
>It still feels like laying on a make-believe mattress

>You pass a secondary turbine that generates power for the castle
>It's smoking
>Smoke
>ING
>CURRENTLY

A: "What kinna hoopty SHIT ON THE SIDEWALK KINNA-"

>A swarm of robotic spiders cover the machine
>Each spins wire and does tiny spotwelds like a champ
>However
>As soon as they are done they scurry off
>Moving tools and nuts and bolts into separate rooms


>It's chaos

>You make your way further
>Luna won't stop rocking you
>It's getting hard to not fall into nappy-bye times

>BUT YOU HAVE A MISSION!

>WHAM!
>Luna's Psychic power throws open Wondy's door

Lu: "What..."
>She blinks
>At the speed of a time frozen car crash
Lu: "...is good?""


https://youtu.be/8fJUrV4TEWI

>In this room
>You see a heap
>Of paper
>Oil
>Leather clothes
>Work gloves
>Broken tools
>All piled up at a desk which has been suspended from the ceiling

>On it
>Wondervon

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W: "mMMFMmmmm."
>You wave your hand
>Nothing happens...
>SMACK!
>You smash the Wand into a nearby switch made of raw wires and contacts

>The Lights come on

W: "AAH! WARUM BISTER SIE DAS!?"


A: "Wondervon!"
>The Moleman looks up at you
>His beady eyes bloodshot red
W: "...Vy are you baby?"
>You ignore him

A: "I caught you drunk. In front of your son. All of the projects we laid out unattended."
>Luna brings your big head ass into the light
>You look down upon your subject
>With fury

A: "Why."
W: "...Are you zerious?"
A: "No. I'm a baby."
Lu: " -I- am serious however."

>Luna's eyes flash
>Wondy gags
>Pulls up a trash can and hurls his dirt filled guts out

W: "I- Ack! Am overVELMED!"
A: "How!? I got you an assistant!"

>Wondervon rings a bell
>Pierre
>The mass of french Skeleton arms
>Rolls in

W: "You ECH! Gott me an azzistant...Zat is uzeless!"
A: "LOOK AT HIS HANDS, WONDY! HE HAS SO MANY HANDS!"

>Wondervon pulls up a small device
>Holds it in front of Pierre

W: "Fix Zat."
>Pierre examines the object

P: "..."

>16
>He tightens the light bulb
>Then flicks the on-switch

>ZZSRRT POP!
>It explodes

W: "You got me...A MORON!"

A: "So. SAY SOMETHING!"
W: "I vas too BUZY to ZAY ZOMEZING!"

A: "I hate your accent!"

>Luna's eyes flash again
>Nothing happens

W: "...What did you d-"
>Wondy chokes
W: "My voice. How did y-"

>He sounds like a 1930s radio announcer

W: "Those coloreds sure can carry a lot of freight!"

>He even THINKS sort of like one

W: "STOP THIS! Please, Doll."

Lu: "Not until you tell us what has gone awry."

W: "...Alright. Did you read my message?"
A: "No. I can't make a goddamn lick of sense out of it."

W: "Well, gee now I have tah educate you too? 23 skidoo kiddo what are ya a head case?"

>Luna scans the documents again
Lu: "Are these numbers?"

W: "No. Better."

>Wondervon takes the papers
>Shuffles them into a box
>Hits a button
>The box projects his findings onto the wall

W: "Spread sheets."

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WONDERVON HAS DISCOVERED THAT YOUR EMPIRE IS AT A HUGE DEFICIT

W: "Yah see. There's a certain proportion of Undead we need to be mining. Each one can cover it's own cost plus a little more. All our big assets plus the big boys like Dusty, the Castle, Your bike, the Abominations a-"

>HE SHOWS YOU COUNTLESS FIGURES

Big ups to a certain Admiral in our discord for getting all this nailed out.


W: "However! Each undead can DOUBLE their work output if they have proper tools AND supervisor."

A: "Why doesn't Dusty need a supervisor?"

W: "Ya don't supervise a fish on how tah swim! Or a mexican on how to sleep!"
>He shakes off the hex for a moment
W: "Vat Under zeh earth is a mexican?"

>Luna hits him with the sauce again

W: "AyyyyYyE! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET'S GET RIIIIIGGGGHT INTO IT!"


W: " We're losing -44 MU everyday, something that could be fixed by designating a supervisor for the Mining OP,
This would make the 5 Excavators double their current output (from 40 to 80), and with the Supervisor that would leave us at a total of 0 MU lost a day
If Anon actually wants to make a profit in MU he needs to assign more Med-sized Zombies or Skeletons to the mine (each gives +4 MU per day).
but
They require tools. Got that?"

A: "...Uh..."
>Your brain
>It Pulses

A: "UH!"


>Basically

>Your metal stores are at 784 MU

>You are losing -44 MU a day
>To fix this, the Mines need a leader
>Someone who can lead the skeletons and keep them safe


>Wondervon needs an assistant who -is not- just a pile of hands
>He needs someone he can trust with tasks

A: "Does this need to be a quest?"

W: "No, Kid. Just search your contacts. It can be anyone. Literally anyone not stupid."

>Literally anyone

-You could use a captured soul
*The Mad Maker

-You could give him Alfonzo
*That guy has wanted to be in your fold forever

-You could give him Stacy
*She is an awesome assistant, and managed to keep the kitchen stocked very nicely


WITH THESE DECISIONS WONDERVON CAN STRAIGHTEN HIS LAB

>Who leads the Miners

>Who is Wondy's new Assistant

A: "Still gotta explain the drinking."
W: "Work stress. Plain out. These numbers weren't easy to calculate."
A: "In front of your son?"
W: "I would rather him be with a drunken parent than a bunch of drunk, dead strangers."


What do?
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>>3070009
OK! Great! We need to get Wondervan a phone or something so he can call us when he has these problems. Get him a direct line to our wand.

As for the mining leader, let's use captured soul for it. Alfonzo is too untrustworthy and Stacy's too pure to be sent to the mines.


Also, as for Pierre, ask Mom for advice on how to smarten him up. He's got good hardware, but his software is trash. But it can be fixed.
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>>3070043
support
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>>3070009
>>3070043
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>>3070009
Can agree to get Wondervon a cellphone (though I'm sure he can build one and improve anything we give him) with our number.

I'd like trying to use The Mad Maker as an assistant to Wondervon.
With his soul tied to our will he'd be easy to handle.

Stacey stays with us... in fact, maybe she could be an Assistant to Velvet Ears, for everything household related.

For the Mines I think we should create a Custom Abomination who can both manage the undead and increase MU input.
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>>3070043
i will support, but i also want to give wondervon stacy as a extra assistant just in case
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>>3070086

here is a design for a assistant and i wonder if we can read the thoughts of our souls and copy all there knowledge of tech and stuff
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>>3070084
>>3070009
This sounds reasonable,i'll support
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>>3070009

>>3070043
>>3070084
i support this
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>>3070096
having more assistants means we can get more done at the same time
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>>3070043
Let me get this straight, you want the guy who created LEATHERTEETH in close proximity to ALL OUR MAGIC SCIENCE PROJECTS? Even if you're NOT suggesting the Mad Maker, who else really applies? Fuckin, JunkRat?

I say have the mad maker supervise the mines and Alphonzo and Stacy be Wondervon's assistants. Alphonzo was always smart and creative, couple that with Wondervon and we're golden. Plus the lab could use a female assisstant.
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>>3070009
>Alphonseo gets to be Wondervon's direct assistant

Pierre will be being Alphonsoe's side task and graduation project. He gets P-lad upgraded he gets some magic reward. Muscles, Illusory women, money. He names it.

>Miners will be lead by the Poet. Fix him up with a body. He suffered enough.

He's used to organizing labor so...GET ORGANIZING.
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>>3069999
>>3070009
>W: "You ECH! Gott me an azzistant...Zat is uzeless!"
... get him Alphonse. Alphonse could work with him real good.
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>>3070132
Are you fucking blind or something? I said have mad maker run the mines you dumbass.

>>3070139
>He suffered enough.
it's literally not even been a full day.
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>>3070132
>Let me get this straight, you want the guy who created LEATHERTEETH in close proximity to ALL OUR MAGIC SCIENCE PROJECTS?

Why wouldn't you?
He has to be p smart, and tied to our WILL he should be harmless.
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>>3070043
optimal pieere gets smart and possibly controls a swarm of hands
>>3070132
junk rat is smart if fire and explosion focused possibly but he seems to be smart and used working with scrap
>>3070139
poet could work
but i dont know about getting alp involved
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>>3070009
>Adding tell Wondervon about our father and what drinking and negligence did to us and how this isn't coming as a boss but as a child to a father.

Ask him to better control his vices in front of the kid for both our sakes and if he needs help to bring it to Mr.Velvet ears who will attend to the help.

Lastly APOLOGIZE TO WONDERVON FOR OVERLOADING HIM.
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>>3070152
Alp is driven and hyper intelligent. Wondervon is seasoned, wise and has such sights to show him and lessons to learn.

Alp working with Wondy is the opportunity of a lifetime and once Alp gets out into the real world as an adult he will go far. Think of it like Joseph getting in with Speedwagon. Shit will pay dividends.

Wondertech on earth under Alph will give us a huge edge on so many fronts and Wondy's life lessons will temper Alph.
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>>3070009
>>3070161
MAJOR ULTRA SUPPORT TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
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>>3070009
>>3070141
Adding support for cellphone and apology
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>>3070169
sigh okay then you have convinced me just make sure he wears rubber gloves and shoes so he dont get electrocuted from turning on the light
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>Who leads the Miners
>Let poet skeleton do it. He gets says he cares? Cool. You have a week to get production up and casualties down.

>Who is Wondy's new Assistant
>Mad maker AND stacy.

Someone to cook and to help in the lab.

Give Stacy THICK meat so she can handle these two.

>Give wonder a phone or magic mirror or whatever.

>Also kick him in the tit with your baby legs for taking you worry this much
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>>3070009
Oh. Mh... I like the idea of Making The Poet the Mine supervisor.

He seems like a capable, charismatic leader, and wants to look for the well being of his comrades.
He will know what they need and want, and as long as he gives us results him and those under him will know our kindness and blessings.

>Mad Maker to Wondervon
>Get Wondie a cellphone (he can build one hmself for sure).
>The Poet to Mine Supervisor (We will keep an eye on him and him on his peers).
>Stacey with Velvet Ears for Household
>Pierre with Wondervon (but look for ways to upgrade him further/make him smarter).
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>>3070161
>Kick him in the tit AND apologize for overloading him.

Arrot and stick, carrot and stick.
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>>3070185
>>3070179
>>3070152
>>3070139
Don't fucking make Poet the leader of the mines you fucking retards. He literally started a fucking revolution because he wanted to clean. it's not even been a day for fucks sake.
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>giving Stacy to rabbit ears to train is a fair idea actually.
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okay so apologize in anons way to wonder >Kick him in the tit AND apologize for overloading him.
and get him a way to contact us possibly smarten up hands and have stacy help wonder and velvet ears like a maid/secretary/assistant and give her back her meat see if we can recruit alp and for the mine possibly poet just possibly
anything i miss?
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>>3070190
Ugh. FIne. But what SHOULD we do about him then?

>>3070185
>>3070009
No Poet on Mines. Custom Undead then.
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>>3070190
>Hes a shitty revolutionary. He accomplished literally nothing, except getting himself in prison.
>He will likely fuck up yes, and then he will be crushed. AGAIN. It will take a few minutes at best and he will have only increased the pain of himself and his fellows.
>He wants to show he/the people can take the reins? Prove it.
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>what SHOULD we do about him then?
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Could we make Grate manage the mine whenever he's not, you know, heralding? He's plenty smart, and he's got an impressive amount of zeal. We'd need someone to cover for him while he's away doing other stuff for us though.
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>>3070198
let him stay in the dungeon for more than a day (seriously jumping the gun there) then let him clean like he wanted to. Put him at the bottom of the cleaning barrel.

>>3070212
This is also acceptable.


>>3070213
That seems like a bad idea considering he wasn't made for leading, he was made for heralding. It'd be best to just have a full time leader instead of swapping people out just for the sake of putting him in the mine.
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>>3070198
Poet is a fine choice. He was punished and now we have a use for his organizational skills. Hes a perfect choice.


>>3070213
Grate is our voice, charisma build and currently needs regen. Hes useful in other poisitons.
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>>3070213
Grate's temporary diamond Skull Body temporary disintagrated because of our previous lack of Soul Vessel.

You first need a new vessel for his soul before doing anything with him.
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>>3070218
No he fucking isn't, he's going to revolt again because he wants to clean. This is the worst choice. This is like making Wondervan the head magician. Not to mention we literally just put him in the damn dungeon, that's not a proper sentence.
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>Leading
... I think he's better used elsewhere... but do you think Justin might be down for helping us? He's seems like a pretty damn good leader, though it was just a sports team...
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>>3070224
I don't think Justin would appreciate being thrown in some mines out in Hawaii.
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>alright, changing to grate for the mine then. Until we need him.
>Also check on the mine conditions. Make sure they aren't being treated like shit.
>Off time, wifi, ect...
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>>3070009
stacy give her back her meat have her be the assistant/maid/secretary of wonder and velvet

apologize in that anon way to wonder
>kick him in the tit with your baby legs for making you worry this much and apologize for overworking him
get him a way to communicate with us

look into a way to make hands smarter ask luna

make poet the miner leader this is his chance to prove himself

recruit alp as assistant or student of wonder

and make equipment for our miners
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>>3070247
>>3070236
also this they need off time and really check the condition
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Stacy is a terrible idea for Wondervan's assistant. The entire problem with Pierre was that he wasn't smart. Now y'all wanna give him some secretary from Australia to him? That's not going to solve anything.
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The votes come out thusly...

>For Wondervon's New Assistant

>Stacy
2 votes

>Alfonzo
3 votes

>Smarten up Pierre
5 votes

>This can be done with one little tweak...


Lu: "Nothing is useless. Correct?"
A: "Yes. Nothing and no one. Nothing that's mine."

>You stroke your little baby chin
A: "Time. For a new beginning."

>You turn your eyes to Pierre
>Raise your stubby fingers
>As the veins in your brain
>Blacken

A: "A LIFE. UNDESERVED. IN YOUR UNLIFE. YOU WILL SERVE."

>Luna Sniffs
>Wipes her eyes with a summoned hanky
>She is smiling

W: "Vat in zeh- Oh! Mein accent!"

>She controls herself
>Covers her face with her fanning hat
>Then sighs
>As she gets over the fact you rhymed


THE SOUL OF THE MAD MAKER

IS NOW IN PIERRE

>The thing
>Jerks
>Resists
>Screams by smashing it's hands over and over into the carpet

A: "My. Will. My. Desire. You cannot be free. Serve a purpose higher!"

>17 on resistance
>Not as high
>As your WILL

>It shudders
>Falls

>Then re-assembles


W: "Vat can you do?"
>The Hands roll over to a work bench
>They grab wires and begin
>To separate them
>After mere moments
>It Steps away

>Flawless
>Cable
>Management

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>>3070281

W: "Mein gott..."

A: "Wondervon."
>The Mole turns to you
>Luna stares at him
>Pleased
>With your work

A: "Don't make me protect your son from you. Ever."
W: "He is safe ven he is vis me. Alwayz."

A: "You...you did ok. I mean it. All this."
>You eye the messy
>Out of whack
>But functional miracles of technology

A: "Only you could do it. Thanks...for giving it your all."
>Wondervon puts his goggles on
>Sniffs

W: "Vy are you a baby?"
A: "I'm not a baby."
>He blinks at you

A: "I'm sorry."


>Wondy
>Smacks his lips
>His teeth clack as he does it

W: "...I have vork to do."
A: "I'll see about an intern if there's time but...if you need homely things. Ask Stacy."
W: "Of kourze. Of kourze..."
>He rubs his shadowy beard
W: "I look forward to a more...pleasant. Visit."

>You eye your wand

A: "Do you know how magic mirrors work?"
W: "Ja. I can turn zose flatscreens you love zo much into one if you like."
A: "My wand is one now."

>You light it
A: "Call me. Whenever you need. I mean it."
W: "...Fine."

-WONDERVON NOW HAS YOUR NUMBER
-HIS NEW ASSISTANT (THE MAD MAKER) CAN EXPERTLY FIX THE TECH MESS
-STACY WILL MAKE SURE HE TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF

>Now
>The Mines

cont
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>>3070275
thinking food and managing numbers the job of a secretary basically
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>>3070296
>>3070296

A: "We should use someone we already have..."
>You ponder
Lu: "The rat?"
A: "No. I need him."

>You can bargain him away
>For your Father

>Muscles clenches
>Popping your baby bottle

A: "The poet?"
Lu: "He hasn't even been imprisoned for more than a day."

A: "I like his spirit..."
Lu: "Do you want reward a rebellion?"
A: "No..."

>So maybe
>There's another way
>A special way

A: " https://youtu.be/LsMpxczieQs "

>AFTER SOME WEREWOLF BLENDING
>A YANK OF SOME CHAINS
>5 NORMAL ZOMBIES
>A LOT OF DISDAIN

>Anon makes an Abom
>Of Huge Size class too

>It has DROOG's Massive Soul
>With the Poet
>As a shoe
>For his dick


ANON HAS BROUGHT BACK DROOG AS A MINE BOSS

WITH THE POET INCORPORATED

AS A COD-PIECE

A: "Manager."
>You point to Droog
A: "Assistant Manager."

>You point to the Poet
>You can feel him screaming
>Droog
>Groans in appreciation

Dr: "GruuuHhhhhhhhhhhhHh..."
>Gruh, indeed
>Gruh
>Indeed.

Lu: "Mining he will create 64 metal units per day...cost 16."

>Your head hurts

Lu: "He will double the effectiveness of the current miners. Keep the Poet in check. Making an additional..."

A: "Ten?"

>Maths
>Fucking MATHS

-WONDY'S LAB FIXED
-SOON WILL BE AN ORDERLY OFFICE OF TECHNOLOGICAL RESEARCH
-ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED (Boss Baby: Executive Edition)


Where to next?

>THE THRONE ROOM
(With this fixed and organized. You can host royal company.)

>THE GARDEN
(With your own food and plants. You can get gains. Luna could make potions.)

>The Dungeon
(Safe Storage and a Tentacle Ghost)

>Your Room
(Bow has probably eaten the rest of your socks)

What do?
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>>3070325
Let's go in to the garden. You will find something waiting...
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>>3070325
Let's go to the throne room and fix it up. Also what happened to the library option?
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>>3070325
>The Dungeon
Really need to deal with the Ghost Kraken
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>>3070338

I...forgot!

>CLARIFICATION POST!


>The Library is still an option

>With it repaired, you can research the ancient history of Luna's world
>How her magic came to be so terrible
>Wonderful
>How she ripped down an entire reality

>You might also turn into a huge nerd

>Study buddy parties!
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>>3070338
>>3070362
You fucking sold me on that there teaser, changing to Library! Let's make this baby brain even bigger!
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>>3070325
Fuck it.

>>3070362
>The Library
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>>3070362
>>3070325
Library time muthafucka, we need to NERD IT UP IN THIS BITCH
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>>3070325
>The Dungeon

Curious about the library, but we have more pressing concerns. Like a ghost kraken.
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>>3070389
>>3070358
Deal with it how? The fuck is it gonna do?
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>>3070325
>the libery
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>>3070396
Recruit it? So it's less of a pest and more of an asset?
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>>3070325
>The Library
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>>3070370
honestly, it was a toss up between the Garden and the Library for me.. The dungeon sounds like a fun romp... but something we should have backup/muscle to take on just in case.
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weren't the magic items moved to our room to keep the kids out of them?
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>The Library

A: "I used to go to a library back at school."
Lu: "To do what?"

>The doors
>Open
>As you approach

https://youtu.be/orDBUrmK9vU

A: "To get away."
Lu: "I built this library. To house my secrets. My memories..."

>Luna's eyes light part of the darkness
>You can't see dick
>At all
>For shit

A: "It's dark as Fuck, Mommy."
Lu: "So are plenty of things, dear. You can still make the best of them."


>Wandering inside spits people back out the front after an hour or so

>Fires go out when you go inside
>Batteries die faster but seem to work

>No one has tried Biological light sources

A: "Hm..."

>You light your wand
>SKZZZRRRRHUUHHHHHHh

>It's light holds for a while
>Until you get deeper in
>After a few turns

>You witness the Library's Epicenter
>A pulpit
>In the dark
>Surrounded by towering shelves and ladders
>There are lanterns here
>However
>Just when you go to light them
>The Wand
>Snuffs
>Out

>FHWOOSH!

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>>3070504
>>3070504

>You're not even sure how you crawled out
>Your little baby legs are so tired
>You fall face-first into the carpet
>Your brain
>Jiggles

A: "Fwah! ...mom..."
>Luna assembles herself out of the dark
>Whisks you up

>Her eyes
>Still glow
A: "I fink I got it..."

>Luna is playing with your footsie

A: "MOM!"
Lu: "Let me make more."
A: "Wh-"
Lu: "More..."
>Her eye-glow
>Pierces the dark

Lu: "More outfits for my darling."

>Bio energy?

or

>Ghost energy?


WHAT WILL YOU USE TO LIGHT THE LIBRARY!?

>FUCKING GHOSTS
-Literal ghosts from your wand who's glow will fill the halls
-They might get real spooky on you and visitors
>They will need another undead to organize them (Like Grate, for example)

>BIO-LUMINESCENCE
-Using either alien glow-worms
-Or deep sea fish
-Stolen critters can provide light (Will need a caretaker)


>SCIENCE
-Have Wondervon Jerry rig some self repairing light systems
>Will cost 250 metal
>Will have 10 upkeep
>You can get a normal librarian (Like Stacy)


What do?
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>>3070505
>None of the Above
>Negotiate with the Darkness
>use one of our souls in the wand to make the darkness sentient to protect the library, protect its secrets, guide visitors
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>>3070505
Ghosts, lets get spooky. It is never to early to be ready for Hallowen.
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>>3070516
>>3070505
This
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>>3070505
We ain't 'fraid a no gosts even if we're no longer immune to fear.
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>>3070505
>Lu: "More outfits for my darling."
No one's going to stop you. In fact, I'll encourage you.

Let's use... GHOSTS! More spooky aesthetic, use the spooks to keep any unwanted people out.
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>>3070505
Supporting >>3070516 . Bit risky with our shitty ass CHA atm... but perhaps some kind of show of FORCE/WILL will help reduce the challenge?
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>outfits. Cosplay. Anime babies.

>This pleases doom.

>I guess we bind the darkness then.
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>>3070572
No. I change. I vote for.

....

The tie. Shadow ghosts go!
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>>3070583
Shadow Ghost Librarians
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>>3070601
support
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Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d10)

>Ghosts comes to 3 votes

>Binding the Darkness to your WILL
4 votes


A: "I want it..."
Lu: "Want what, dear?"
A: "The darkness."
Lu: "Oh my. It seems ~the phase~ has begun."

A: "Wha?"
Lu: "My little dear."

>Luna is knitting a metapod onesie

Lu: "Seeking his dominion over fundamental forces."

A: "This isn't a joke. This keep is mine!"
>You shake your tiny fist at the dark

A: "Along with EVERYTHING IN IT!"
>Luna sees your mind whirl
>She eyes the way arteries in your brain pulse
>She stares
>Without apology

Lu: "Binding souls to a non-physical anchor. That's advanced magic. Something I was..."
>She frowns at the word

Lu: "Blessed. To be naturally inclined for."
>She folds up a new outfit

>A miniature DOOM armor with green cape
>The Hood can button up into the a wool metal mask

>She starts on a JoJo jacket made out of stuffed puffs

Lu: "Fortunate. We have the perfect vessel spell."

A: "So I can do it!?"
>You seethe
>Barely able to stand
>Clutching your wand with both tiny grippers

Lu; "With enough conviction."

A: "Nobody. Can convict. Like ME, MOTHERFUCKER!"

>You SLAM down the wand

ROLL.

WILL!
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3070625
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Rolled 16, 10 = 26 (2d20)

>>3070625
bring it!
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Rolled 5 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3070625
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3070625
We got this
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3070625
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Rolled 4 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3070625
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Rolled 11 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3070625
*DEEP SIGH*
Let's hope for some 20s then
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Rolled 2 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

5

Well at least our numbers are good.
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>>3070632
nevermind, no we don’t
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Rolled 16 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3070625
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Rolled 15 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>3070625
plz
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Rolled 14 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

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Rolled 2 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3070625
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Rolled 1 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3070625
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>>3070633
>>3070704
... whelp, prepare for worst I guess
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Wait, we have the perfect vessel spell, we should really get around to raising Grate this session or we're just going to forget again.
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>>3070633

The...

>heh
> " Winner "

>24 total

>>3070704

-2

>22

>Not
>Strong
>Enough

>Well. That's not -entirely true.

A: "Come to me...uh...yah black. Fuck."

>Your rhymes are inarticulate
>Your little arms shake

A: "Become one. With my will. Or my dick...you will suck?"

>Ghosts claw out at the darkness
>Some of them weave with it>
>Drink it

A: "I want what's mine. I want you to...die?"
>You look to Luna
A: "Can darkness die?"
Lu: "At the right depth. Even death may die."

>She is knitting a tiny biker jacket and huge fluffy boots with a 'Bite me, Fucc Boi' on the back

A: "I can DO THIS!"

>The spirits move by your will
>However
>One gets ahead of the rest

>One with sharper claws
>A stronger spirit
>A face
>Lean
>Reptillian

A: "You..."

>You try to yank the ghost back
>It slithers free

???: "Your WILL commands me...but can it keep me?"

>You watch as the darkness solidifies
>As a set of slit pupils appear within it
>A smile grows

???: "Man. This is...pretty cool."

>You did it Anon
>You made Darkeness
>Into a vessel

>However
>This new abomination
>This phantasm
>Is not slave to your WILL
>You couldn't curl the spell right
>Couldn't bind him
>Now

>The Lizardman who's heart you stole is in control of the Library

cont
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>>3071029

>He looks down at you
>Forming huge hands from the inky blackness

???: "What. Do you want?"
>You fill your diaper
>Take a wobbly step back

A: "I-"
>Fear
>Fresh and new
>Burns your eyes and makes you want to wince
>Your nose tingles as tears fill your tiny eyelids

A: "I- want m-"
>You look to Luna
>Her expression is a totem of stern anger
>She cannot cast through you
>Your body is too small and frail
>Even with your WILL
>What are you?
>Without your fearlessness?

A: "I-..."
>Anonymous
A: "I want a BOOK."

>...

Lu: "..."
A: "I want a book and I. Want it. NOW."

???: "...what kinna book do you want?"

A: "A bedtime. Story."

>66 on the dice

>The Eyes vanish
>Then a book
>Flies out of the dark

>It flops out
>Opens to the third page

>It's in Mewmun
>Luna floats to it

Lu: "Demons and Dreams. How to contact the underworld in your nap time."
>She picks it up with a spell
>Waves her fingers to peel it's pages

A: "Mom...I-"
>You feel so exposed
>So lonely
>Luna is floating above you
>Perusing a book
>Your diaper
>It leaks

???: "Good enough?"
Lu: "Almost. It includes some sleep candles. Handy for nightmares."

A: "Mom I-"
>You whisper
A: "I kinna need soem fuckin' help here with the off-load of a big-load in my old dirt road."

>Luna notices you
>Particularly your distress
Lu: "Yes, dear? Oh! You need...attention. In a personal regard, yes?"

>Two dainty claps
>Velvet Ears

A: "No. No, hold up."
>You turn to her
A: "I can't have my Mans seeing all my Junk, ma. Can't...can't you do it?"

>The Lizard-Shadow laughs
>Through Huge
>Black
>teeth
>Your blood freezes in terror at the sound

Lu: "I would. It's just...I've never done that."
>She-
Lu: "I was never a proper mother. Before that. I was a queen."
>She smiles
>It looks so sad

Lu: "We have servants for a reason, darling. To focus on other tasks. On greatness."
>Velvet ear Picks you up

Lu: "I won't leave you however."
>You whimper
>As the Rabbit's eyes sear pink, and his gait makes your skull jiggle like a lewd melon

Lu: "In fact. Mommy will just have to do her best."

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>>3071034

>Luna gets a 12
>The lowest number she has rolled in REDACTED eons
>To change your diaper

>It worked

>You are now dressed in a little suit of black quilted armor
>With a set of buttons on the chest
>A long, dark cape
>Luna's even made a bucket-helmet for you

A: "Now that that's ove-"

>Skeletons
>Dozens of them
>Standing in the main Hall

https://youtu.be/2VQKg5pZ5L0

>All of your elites
>Strapped Skull to toe bone
>In Guns
>All 30 of them carrying a firearm each

>Killa Kente
>Has the MiB super Net gun on his back

KK: "We have surveyed the enemy stronghold."

>He plucks one of the two-machetes for eyes his comrade has
>Then holds it aloft
>As he and his men Salute you

KK: "We...are ready."
>His pupils glow red
KK: "Dey...are not."


>All
>Fear
>Passes away

A: "So the niggatry commences."

>You summon your wand
>Snap for your guards
>Luna gives you your binky
>Then polishes your forehead

>You
>Are Anonymous
>Your Dipey is fresh
>Your body is nubile
>Your head
>Is Expanded

>Your house is more in order
>Your people are pleased
>There's a monster in your library
>...and now
>You're going to Kill

>Your father
A: "Along with any fuckin' body else that deserves it."


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>>3071034
>It's in Mewmun
I wonder if Luna could teach us Mewmun. Sure, it's the very definition of a dead language, but it could also work as a secret language considering no one in our universe knows it. Also it'd be cool and we wouldn't always have to have Luna read her books to us. Not to imply that isn't pleasant. But who knows, maybe she'll be busy cooking dinner or something.
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>>3071064
Isn't it just a fucked up version of Mewni script? They're just alternate versions of each other though aren't they?

also we're going to have to deal with that fucking lizard son of a bitch, sooner rather than later. NO ONE scares us, NOTHING can. Only reason we're even remotly affected is cause we're a fucking baby, and that's cheating.
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>>3071326
a thing even easier then taking a babys candy is to scare it
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>>3071356
I rest my fucking case. Soon as we grow back up we're heading into that fucking library and showing that fucking scalie who's boss.

Spoiler, it's US.
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>>3071326
>Only reason we're even remotly affected is cause we're a fucking baby, and that's cheating.
Nah.
Anon is the one cheating by being incapable of feeling fear like everyone else because of Luna's shenanigans.
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>>3071039
>>3071039

A test for a pal.
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>>3071424
It's not cheating it's using our God given talents.
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>>3071875
Am 1 whole pal
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>>3071885
Heck to the doce hoss
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3071885
HAYGAIN
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>>3071882
>G*d given.
Don't let Luna hear you saying that or she'll turn you inside out.
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>>3072329
Why would she turn me inside out for saying she gave us this ability?
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>>3056723
...I'm so stoked this completed before this thread ended...
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>>3073529
Part 2
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>>3073529
>>3073532
NICE ITS TOP QUALITY
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"Do you think you're better than me?"

>He said that when you were five
>Nobody lit your birthday candles
>You wanted to make your wish
>So you interrupted his phone call

>You're a brat, aren't you?
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>>3081175
>>3081175

"No, we can't take him to the party."

"What?"

"What, 'what', Em it's an adult funciton."

"We didn't get a sitter!"

"Why didn't YOU get a sitter!?"

"Because it's a New Years Party! No one's gonna watch him on New Years, John."

"There's gonna be drinking."

"We got him such a cute little suit! Look at him!"

"It's a theme party. We wouldn't have Anon if we were 30s jivers. We'll ruin it for everyone else if we take him. It's not their fault you couldn't find a sitter. He stays."

"...John, he's a baby."

"So tuck him in! He'll sleep all the way into the New Year. We'll have what? Two drinks. We'll get a cab home and share some apple cider with him...Come onn, Em. Let's pretend we're twenty again."

"It... has been a while."

"Plus, you've cut down so much! Time to live a little! You don't wanna burn out on your good habits, right!?"

"Damn right. Haha, ok little fella. Off to bed."

A: "...sorry I was gonna ruin the party."

Jo: "It's ok, sport. Not everything's for everybody. Don't tear the house down! ...and no Pay Per View."


>You were six
>Mom didn't make dinner
>They didn't come home until 3 oclock the next day

>He pushed you
>Hard
>For blocking the door

A: "Where WERE y- OOF!"

>Said the sun made his hangover worse
>The Cab driver carried mom to the sofa
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>>3081215
...wait, is John Psionic too? I don't remember that previously. I thought he was just incredibly skilled in a street smart way...
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>>3081215
>>3081215

>You were 10
>You ordered a pizza
>With your allowance
>Dad tried to send the guy off
>You stopped him
>Tipped with your savings
>After he left

Jo: "Well. Put it on the table. I'll get the plates."
A: "This-...ok. I'll share."
Jo: "Share?"

>His face wasn't angry
>He said everything like it was natural
>Like it was a matter of fact

Jo: "This is -my- house. You get two slices."
>You said it wasn't fair

>He locked you in the hall closet with 1 slice

Jo: "One day you'll learn how to be grateful."
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>>3081215
>>3081387


>You were 12
>You had a great week
>Spent Friday at Marco's
>Saturday at the Rec Center
>Got a B on that History Test


>You came home and your bed was on the lawn
>Near the curb with the trash

>He never told you why

Jo: "You know good and damn well what you did."

>No
>You don't
>You never did
>Unless it was the Hustler pages
>You found 3 in the gutter
>Had them hid in your wall
>You said you were sorry

Jo: "For. What?"
>You didn't know

>He threw out your blankets then

Jo: "All it takes is the truth, son."
>The truth

Jo: "Just stop lying to everyone. It's not that hard."
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i am confused are we live?
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>>3081681
Consider this a pre-game. Still no SESSION START yet
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https://youtu.be/lmMsyn10ZYg


>You were still 12
>Just a week after the guilt-mattress incident
>You came home

>Dad was there
>Mom was there
>No one was drunk
>Mom had a soda water
>They smiled at one another
>Dad made jokes
>Mom laughed
>They hugged
>Mom hugged you
>Dad even ruffled your hair

>Once in a while
>He'd lay back and close his eyes
>As a Jazz tune played from the sound system


Jo: "Jazz Players. Man. They can fix anything."

>He just said it
>So matter of fact

Jo: "Get good at making people happy, son. If you can. There's nothing you can't get from the world."

>Mom made a joke about Dad making the big bucks
>He looked mad
>Until
>The Sax solo started

>So nobody yelled
>Nobody got drunk
>Nobody was disappointed
>Dad snapped in time
>Mom hummed
>Moved her toes in time as she sipped her seltzer

>You were between them
>Held
>Adored

>While the Jazz music played


SESSION
START!

>Anon
>You are a little baby

A: "A-goo."

CHARACTER SHEET
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

cont
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>>3081837
>>3081837

>You are also the leader of a small army of skeleton soldiers

A: "A-gah-gah."

>Their Leader
>Killa Kente
>Has scouted an encamptment

>Wherein you can find the cure to your condition

>The cure is simple
>Pass the Baby-fication curse to a blood relative

>You have chosen your father

>Who is in the camp
>Holed up with criminals, thugs, and a literal monster
>He helped that Monster try to kill you
>He has done so much worse before...

>You have 30 skeletons
>All armed with firearms
>Yourself
>A magical baboo

>Your magic source and adoptive mother Luna

-You are in your flying castle

WHAT DO!?

-Move out now (Hit hard and fast. Messiest fight but gives you surprise)

-Attempt to negotiate for your father (Announces your intentions but you -do- have strong talkers in your ranks.)

-Send Stealth unit (So you can get creative)


A: "Debw-"
>You spit out your baby-accent
A: "Debrief me."

KK: "150 men. All armed. Briefly dey receive shipments of drugs from deh open sewer system nearby. They also send packages and messages all in-person. Or by burn-ah phone."

A: "Guards?"
KK: "Maneh. Although dey all look restless."

A: "About what?"
KK: "Either the giant man with deh corpse bag. Or deh even bigga Snake in a Cowboy hat."

Let's Rock
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>>3081845
I dont think negotiation will work with the snake man. Specially because we want to make a boot with him. We should hit hard now, kidnapp John if we can, and them leave.
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>>3081845
>Stealth unit with KK goes in. Has the scissors. Readys a good ambush

>We arrive with some gaurd. Maybe Grate.

>Tell them that we are here to see Hog about his friend.

>Go see Hog and offer a deal.

>"I give you Junkrats soul in a vessel. You give me my father and the snake. Its a fair deal, take it."

>He says no, we call in the stealth squad with acissor army backup. We go for dad and bug out. Call the cops on the camp.
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>>3081877
support
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>>3081845
>>3081877
Sounds good
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>>3081877
support
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>>3081845
Support >>3081877 ... but also willing to swing vote if anyone else has a good alternative idea
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>>3081845
Send Stealth Unit
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>>3081877
I support but I say we give Roadhog more incentive. Sure he "Cares" for Junkrat but he's smarter than he lets on. He's not about to enter a situation without any gurantees he'd come out with a net gain.
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>>3081922
We can summon Junk's soul and cram it in his meatsack body right there for him using the Snake's meat while John is prepped for going back to the portal?

Even trade kind of deal. Gotta make sure we hit John with Sleep.


We could maybe go in with one of our Gigaforms to hide that we are a fucking baby.
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>>3081845
Lets get a Sealth Unit / Recon Team in.

Raise enough bugs, rats and other critter to create a Scout Swarm like we've done before, maybe two.

We're at a BIG numerical disadvantage, but if we require so we can swarm them with Zombies at our command. Lets wait on that however.

150 are a lot.
Are they both Human and Monster? Maybe we can find a way to pit them against one another.

>>3081877
>>3081880
>>3081886
>>3081895
>>3081903
I understand the appeal of this, BUT, I don't think we can pull it off.
With a new body Grate could CHA better than us right now, but even then John is sure to have far better CHA than Anon or Grate with how he's made his build.

He's certain to try to roll CHA gainst any attempt to try to convince Roadhog, so you NEED to at least have a backup plan, since a CHA plan is quite possibly going to fail (plus we ARE going to fight them since the Snake killed our bros and Roadhog is arming Ludo's rebellion).
Rattlesnake is 100% gonna try to kill us too, so you can be certain CHA plan is going to backfire since he's under orders by Toffe to riddle us with holes..

So Vote AGAINST CHA (as our main plan).
Vote For Sneak Team (as our main plan).

CHA Plan should be a distraction to SNEAK plan, with a massive swarm of Undead as our last resort.
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>>3081934
I support this yes.
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>>3081929
>We could maybe go in with one of our Gigaforms to hide that we are a fucking baby.

Pretty sure Muscles is still baby sized, so we'd just be a baby in a baby-sized meat suit.
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>>3081845
>>3081886
Changing support to >>3081934
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>>3081880
changing support to
>>3081934
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Could we just pretend we weren't actually the one that took Junkrat's soul? Imply that we know where it is, and could retrieve it, but it would be at significant expense to us to do so, so we want our dad and the Snake in return. If he knows we're the one who screwed him over in the first place he's gonna come after our ass the second he's got Junkrat's soul with him. And if he can't get at us, he'll go after our friends. I'm sure our dad's given him enough of the pertinent details to at least find some of them. And he knows where Jackie's home is.
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>>3081945
>>3081958
>Could we just pretend we weren't actually the one that took Junkrat's soul? Imply that we know where it is, and could retrieve it, but it would be at significant expense to us to do so, so we want our dad and the Snake in return.
Sure, we could. But Roadhog is not an idiot so he's gonna know we're bullshitting onless we can pull a Nat20 CHA roll, like we did in War Planet.
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>>3081934
This sounds like it would go terribly but I want to support it just to see it go horribly wrong.

Roadhog is a business man, the only thing he loves more than destruction is ways of funding MORE destruction. Simply put forth a better offer and voila, you'll find him very agreeable.

As for the snake, he'd be a part of the deal. That motherfucker's skin is going to hang in our hall above our throne as a warning, and we will ressurect him to serve us in the most painful ways possible.
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>>3081986
>and we will ressurect him to serve us in the most painful ways possible.
He could be our first jester who does slap stick routines to amuse us and our subjects. Have pianos fall on him, smash his skull in with a frying pan daily, pies filled with poison, for all eternity.
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>>3081986
Just to be clear I am NOT supporting >>3081934 this. We are a BABY, in NO position to fight amd are stats are lowering as we speak, time is of the essence and we can't waste it battling. If any of our stats reach 0, they'll STAY there. 0 INT means Bye Bye Anon
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>>3081992
>amd are stats are lowering as we speak
What? No they aren't. They've been lowered by our level. But they're not lowing with time. Also our INT already is literally 0. So we can't really lose any more. Hell, the only stat we have that isn't 0 is our WILL and STR. The rest are gone.
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>>3081992
>>3081986
I'm not saying Anon SHOULD fight.

I am saying a fight is going to occur REGARDLESS of what Anon plans, so we should be ready to get the jump on our enemies from the back.

THis is why I would rather send Grate intead of Anon to negotiate.
Because I KNOW negotiations are gonna break down.

Both John and Rattlesnake Jake want us dead, and Roadhog does so for sure after we tricked him.
We can try and negotiate with him, but it's not gonna work.
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>>3081992
>stats are lowering as we speak, time is of the essence and we can't waste it battling. If any of our stats reach 0, they'll STAY there. 0 INT means Bye Bye Anon
Also, this is factually untrue.

Plus our INT is ALREADY 0, even without the Babyfication curse.
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>>3081999
Maybe Grate goes with the envoy and anon joins the ambush squad in Gigaform so we can actually move around. Gigaforms are just meat. Even if we are a baby muscles can make some meat.

Actually, lets go with the ambush squad in Starwalk form. That can fly and is incorporeal so we wouldn't get damaged by conventional weapons.
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>>3082006
>Actually, lets go with the ambush squad in Starwalk form. That can fly and is incorporeal so we wouldn't get damaged by conventional weapons.
Starwalk Babbu Anon would help Anon both be immune to damage and coordinate his troops more effectively.

We don't know if we can Giga-Form tho, but we could try.
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>Veins pulse in your swollen brain
>Having this much WILL is cumbersome
>Especially when your body is so small

>It's like one leg has been cut off
>You want to pace
>Stomp the room while you get antsy
>Words are in your head
>Dark words


Jo: "Expect failure. It's always gonna happen more than success."


A: "So let's play to lose."
KK: "What?"


A: "Just had...a plan. And it was good."
KK: "Did eet involve an ambush coming while you were in deh vereh heart of enemy territoreh?"

A: "...yes."
KK: "Dat is a terribal plan."
A: "I know."

>Your skeletons collectively NANI!?

A: "I'm the whole shebang. The goddamn cat's anus."

KK: "Dat...ees not how I would put it."
A: "Using myself as the bait is retarded because if I fail you all die."
KK: "...yes. So. What do you propose? We hoombal soldiers are at youah command."

A: "We got something they want. Soul of their leader's pal and...and my dad's a fucking salesman god DAMNIT!"

>You seethe
>Muscles crushes the bottle Luna was feeding you with

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>>3082067

Sa: "Uh...hello?"
A: "Mommy- Eurrhh Sabrina!"
Sa: "Anon..."

>She's scrubbed nearly pink from all the showers she took
>To feel clean again

Sa: "You look super cute. I wish I could have seen you as a baby sooner."

>DisBitch.gif

A: "I gotta like..."
>Kill your father
>Betray some super-criminals
>Avenge the deaths of your friends

A: "Do some work. You ok with the kids?"

>Olson and Entropy both watch from on top of the stairs

Sa: "oh! Uh...sure!"
OL: "HURRAY!"
>Down
>Comes
>THE BABY

WHAM!

>Olson has jumped from the upper floor onto the main hall's entrance
>To enact
>Deh HUGG

Sa: "OH GOD W-"
W: "Olson."
OL: "Yes, papa?"
>Olson's eyes are up
>He looks pensive
>Wondervon is on the speaker system

W: "Gently."
OL: "OK!"
>Olson hugs Sabrina
>Without touching her body
>His arms are in a big hula-hoop around her slender shoulders

Sa: "o-Oh..."
>She leans forward
>Resting her hot head on the Machine baby's cool metal chest

Sa: "This is nice."


A: "My plan is we pretend to be retarded."

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>>3082072

KK: "...What?"
>The Skeleton with a Machete for an eye is tossed backward as Kente sheathes his spare blade in the one empty socket

KK: "Please, my Lort. Explain."

A: "We can't out-negotiate my dad. Period. Hog isn't a moron. I have what he wants and he either wants to pay for it or he doesn't...and if he doesn't."

>You bite your lower lip
A: "He'll just rob me..."
>Luna gently runs her fingers along the crease between your brain-lobes

L: "Intelligence is now plus One."

A: "So. We make it look like we're dumb. We send somebody to offer them a deal and TELL them where the goods are."

KK: "What are deh goods?"

A: "Me."

>You raise your wand
>Shake it
>It rattles
>As Junkrat's soul rises up to the surface inside the gem

A: "This."

KK: "What of deh ambush team?"

>You smirk

A: "We keep it small. Super small. Just me, you, and maybe a swarm."

KK: "What are we seekingk?"

A: "My dad."

KK: "How do we find heem?"

A: "..."
>You think
>Just for a moment

A: "He can't resist a fight he knows he's gonna win...but..."

>Luna finishes the thought for you
>She can feel your hesitation

L: "He's afraid of you now."
>You look up to her
>Her smile
>It's perfect

L: "You want to catch him when he tries to sneak away."
>You grit your gums

A: "The snake too."
KK: "Deh snake will go with their combat force to keel you."

A: "...hm...So let's kill him."
KK: "..."
A: "I only need his corpse to get my revenge."


cont
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Rolled 9, 3, 10 = 22 (3d10)

>>3082080
>>3082080

ANONYMOUS
HAS MADE A DEVIOUS PLAN


-A showy force
-With a fake deal

-To distract from the small, effective team being sent to get Anonymous' Father


ROLL

3 d 20s


>Grate's Charisma (Which is +11)

>Killa Kente's Stealth (Which is also +11)

>Finally Roll for your own Nerve


>Anonymous ASSUMES STAR FORM

>He is now Pic Related

Sa: "OH. MY GOD."
En: "Och, dear lordy."
OL: "Shiny!"

L: "Anonymous."
>You turn your gelatinous ghost eyes to Luna
>She kisses your little snoot

L: "You're perfect."

Let's rock.
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Rolled 11, 18, 14 = 43 (3d20)

>>3082086
LETS GO
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Rolled 15, 4, 15 = 34 (3d20)

>>3082086
>inb4 nat 1 on fear check
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Rolled 4, 9, 11 = 24 (3d20)

>>3082086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ah6uIE1G28
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Rolled 12, 19, 7 = 38 (3d20)

>>3082086
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Rolled 11, 9, 3 = 23 (3d20)

>>3082086
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Rolled 2, 14, 17 = 33 (3d20)

>>3082086
Lets NOT fuck this up.
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Rolled 5, 9, 12 = 26 (3d20)

>>3082080
>>3082072
Mh.....

Mh..

We COULD pretend to have the mind of a baby.
They will never think the Baby with ADV on Cuteness is a killer with a a devious plan for vengeance.
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>>3082089
22 Charisma, HOPEFULLY that works.
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Rolled 11, 5, 9 = 25 (3d20)

>>3082086
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>>3082102
>>3082086
Oh!

Also!

We need to ask Luna about the specifics about how we would give John the curse.
The faster we regain our old strength the faster we'd be able to join the ambush and turn the battle to our advantage.
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Rolled 2, 4, 16 = 22 (3d20)

>>3082086
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>>3082111
That is a thing that's been on my mind. is it a ritual or do we just snap our tiny baby fingers?
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Rolled 18, 19, 6 = 43 (3d20)

>>3082091
>>3082092
>>3082094
>>3082096
>>3082097
>>3082102
>>3082106
>>3082118

>We only need a 3 and a 10
Shit, Quest might have to reroll the numbers at this rate. Rolling some more for crits and stuff I guess.
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Rolled 8, 16, 16 = 40 (3d20)

>>3082086
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>>3082137
You can't roll for more crits because you already rolled.
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>>3082137
>>3082148
This.

Each player is only allowed to roll once.
If another Roll is required Quest will either re-roll himself to pick a new number or call for players to keep rolling.
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>>3082148
Oh CAN'T I though?
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>>3082140
Thanks senpai.
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>>3082157
Don't unless he calls for it
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>>3082089
>>3082089

>22 charisma

>SHHRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!


>Along Echo Creek
>There is music playing

https://youtu.be/OKGJOtRaqMg

>Heads bob
>Gangsta heads
>Hard types
>From several types of organizations
>Most criminal factions split in obvious ways
>By block
>By what Prison you've spent time in
>Most notably however
>By race

>This gang however
>Diverse
>Well stocked

??: "Nah. It's not 400 this week."

??: "Why not? It's the same weight."

??: "Demand's down. Grass is up. Blow is down. Stocks did well so the suits are buying less snow from us small-timers. They buy from other suits."

??: "It's the same. W-"

>A light shines into that guys face

??: "Ah! The f-"

Gr: "This was a place for the despondent."

??: "HOLY SH-"

>A skeleton stands before him
>It is Opulent
>Imperial

>Grate

Gr: "A haven for those societeh has cast aside...and here you are. Criminals. Cut throats."

>He folds his bony fingers together
>With a long
>Metallic
>Grind

Gr: "Capitalists..."

??: "DEFINITELY shoot dis Nigga!"

Gr: "I am here to see your employah. A mister...Road. Hawg?"

>The goons go quiet
>As the bushes begin to part
>As a sizable gang of Skeletons emerge
>The human gangsters
>Are spookt

>Grate has been reborn
>He is made entirely out of Titanium
>Except
>For his solid
>Gold
>Teeth
>With Diamond Eyes

>The goons scamper off
>The idea of a fight with a horde of superiorly armed Undead and their baller representative enough to motivate compliance


>ROADHOG, JAKE, AND THE PRIMARY SOLDIERS WILL BE SUMMONED

>Charisma check passed
THE STEALTH ROLL IS UNDECIDED!

I shall take the first result from these dice.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3082232
Roll ONCE to determine Killa Kente's Sneak Roll.

Lets see what we can come up with...
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3082232
lets go stealthy
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3082232
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3082249
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>>3082232
>We should ask Sabrina out on a date.
>Its time. To get back on the horse.
>And by date I mean do something nerdy and possibly sweet.
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>>3082232
>>3082232

That should have been d10s...

OH WELL!

>7
>1

I shall search for these.

>>3082091
>>3082091

>4!

>Wow
>That is some low stealth


As you and Killa Kente enter the camp...

>Away from the outskirts
>More near the creek itself
>You are set to floating around his feet

A: "Gonna need some stealthy helpers..."

>You notice a box nearby
>You cannot move so fast as a Jelly Fish
>So you float over
>With great effort

A: "HNG! EECH!"
>Inside
>Are a bunch of tiny duck skeletons...

A: "..."

ANON MAKES A SWARM OF VERMIN
FROM DEAD
BABY DUCKS

A: "Perfect."

D: "Wank..."

>Kente is behind you
>Already choking out one of the perimeter guards

D: "WANK!"
A: "Uh oh."

KK: "What ees it?"

D: " https://youtu.be/Qg1VefZHtIQ?t=11 "

A: "OH SHIT STOP! STOP!"
>You had to revert to a baby to raise the ducks
>They know only the desire to paddle
>and eat
>Grass

A: "FUCKFUCUK"

>You hear someone coming
>Kente throws his victim into the creek

>You jump back into ghost form
>As you see the new figure approach
>Your heart races

>However.

>>3082140
>>3082140

>Your nerve holds

A: "I'm scared...I'm not fuckin' helpless."

>Kente can't get to the ridge in time
>Neither can you
>Unless you portal
>Loud and fast
>Using what you can see
>Right in front of you
>You aim for the bastard's chin
>In ghost form

cont
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>>3082382
>>3082382

??: "WHOH!"

>Holy shit
>It's one of the thugs
>From your block
>One of the Putos

A: "Sup, bitch?"

>4 on the Thug's reaction
>He fumbles with his gun
>Doesn't call for help

>16 on Kente's rush kill

>FWOMP!

??: "MMFG!?"

>He kills the guard with silence
>Deference
>By hurling a baby duck into his mouth
>Then watches
>As he chokes on it

A: "...You are a good investment, Rambones."
KK: "Tank you, mast-"
A: "AW! RAMBONES!? SHIT! THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME! GOD. DAMNIT! THERE'S SO MUCH SHIT I HAVE TO NAME! My forms. My fuckin' spells and powers and shit..."

>Killa Kente fans around your ghost-like body
>The wind turns you
>Until you can see...


A: "Roadhog."

STEALTH CHECK

>Barely Passed
You tied with the guards search check of 15. Killa Kente made the difference. Along with your decision to have a swarm assist you.


>Killa spirits you both toward a nearby tent
>It reeks of reefer

>In fact
>Most of these tents are pretty clean
>They just all reek

cont
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>>3082388
>>3082388

>Roadhog is seated in the center of camp
>A body bag is propped up next to him
>In a beach chair

>He has his feet up
>On the ripped off bumper of a cop car

>He is reading

https://youtu.be/lr4EqywQGTQ

R: "Camus...hrm...If there is a sin against this life. It consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life..but in hoping for a better one. To lose in that pursuit the glory and majesty of this one."

>A Disgusted groan, a page turn

R: "There are causes worth dying for but none worth killing for."

>He chucks the book into his camp fire

R: "What a runny load of hot Shit."

>Suddenly
>The river behind you and Killa Kente begins to blacken
>Then Boil

cont
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>>3082393
>>3082393


>A blubber riddled figure leaps into the sky
>Then lands like a comet of slime and scum

>Water sprays from him as he walks with waddle-like thunder claps of steps

>He is fish-like
>Yet reptellian
>He wears two coats sewn together at his back
>A tiny top hat
>Fine rings

???: " TK: "Ah ratha enjoy a convincing hedonist."

>He smiles
>His mouth is so wide he might even fit Roadhog into it

>A metal ping gets his attention
>Both of them turn
>As a a guttural hiss fills the air

cont
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>>3082396
>>3082396

>As a snake
>Long as two buses
>Wearing a black Cowboy hat
>Rolls in to join them both

RSJ: "Which is why nobody asks a (Mocking Proper accent) 'Gourmand' for their input on Philosopheh."

>He spits bullets
>They fly up and chamber into the CHAIN GUN HE HAS FOR A TAIL

RSJ: "Only thang yew care about 'TAHM KENCH' is whut yew get tah TASSSte Next."

>His hiss is a snarl
>His scales glitter like diamonds in desert sand

>It gets a chuckle from the fish

cont
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>>3082398
>>3082398

TK: "A shame to find myself so transparent...but I ask you, Oh great Slitherin' Cynic."

>Bubbling water echoes from the Fish's voice
he has a Darker, but cheeky tone


TK : "What. In all of creation. Could possibly be more worth my time?"

L: "A nihilist. A hedon and a Cynic. Next moment you know they might start to throw pies."

KK: "How do we kill dem?"

L: "That would be a waste of pie."

GR: "A soul!"
>Enter
>Grate

Gr: "What else can be more valuable than that?"

>The fish
>Smiles
>It is not a friendly smile

TK: "Now what sort-a clownish amusement is this?"

GR: "Negotiations. My masta has an interest in two people employed here."

TK: "Two?"

GR: "Him."
>Grate points to Rattlesnake Jake
GR: "Along with a man by the name of John Doe McMoot..."

>The fish
>Guffaws
>As Roadhog gets up on his feet

>As the fish collects himself
>The Hog
>Approaches

R: "I told him to look for me if he needed me. What's he got?"

GR: "The way tah bring back your partner. At long last."

>Hog looks back at the body bag
>Then to Grate


What do?


-Search the minds of nearby tents for your father (Might risk getting found, but means you're ready to strike where it hurts)


-Try to open a portal for your small army to jump in (Less profitable, but would mean you could start the fight where they least expect it)


or


-Speak through your Herald (Actively negotiate using Grate as your medium. Chance for maximum profit...might get Hog to at least reveal your father's location. Takes a risk on the outcome of the fight.)
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>>3082413
>Search the minds of nearby tents for your father (Might risk getting found, but means you're ready to strike where it hurts)

Strength? No.
Charisma? No.

Will? Yes.
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>>3082413
Speak through Grate, but make sure it's not direct and we don't sound like a baby.
>>
>Search the minds of nearby tents for your father (Might risk getting found, but means you're ready to strike where it hurts)
>>
>>3082424
support, we can use this for the father and spotting any potential loot on the way

we would also be using our best stat
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>>3082413
Pretty much >>3082424
>>
We can also let Grate speak for us, since he has a much higher Charisma than we do. Keep the rest occupied.
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>>3082413
>speak through grate
>"Heat is on for the snake. He killed some kids. Bad attention. Getting Rat back is a good deal. John is a waste of space. Take the deal. No tricks."
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>>3082424
Support.

Let Grate Barter and Negotiate, even if it's t make time.

When we find John open that portal and get to him amid the chaos, portal back the the castle quickly and imprison him, then Scissor back.
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>>3082424
>>3082437
>>3082438
>>3082442

Roll...

WILL!

>Not just for the search
>To remain

>Un noticed.

TK: "This feels...pompous. Gaudy."

GR: "We prefer the term. Official."

R: "The kid does shit like this."

RSJ: "Kid?"

>Changkakakak...ak...

RSJ: "What...kyud?"

GR: "My master. Is no mere babe. He is the redeemer. The revival of all who trust in his might."

R: "Enough. You got a big problem."

GR: "I'm dead, friend. What problems could I ever have outta you?"

R: "One."

>A single finger, thick as Grate's head gets in his face

R: "I don't just -toss- good people."

RSJ: "Good?"

TK: "People? Ehehe~"

R: "Two. I don't know any fuckin' body by the name of John. Doe. McMoot."

>Shit
>He used a nickname

>You grind out
>Looking for moist minds


??: "I can quit. Anytime I want. It's just H. Just tar. I'm fine. Gotta get a drink..."

??: "Why won't she look at me? What am I a joke to her? I'll kill that bitch."


??: "...Help."

>You pause
>You sweat

>H-
>No

>That was your Mom's voice

R: "I'm set up here. Who says I ain't comfortable?"

>Grate rolls his head

GR: "You're willing to see me."
>He clacks his teeth

GR: "That means there's a price. We just haven't agreed on it."

R: "Money."

GR: "Money means little to us. We want blood. We value family. Thus, the great one's vested interest in returnin' your little friend. Especially after he's turned a blind eye to the chaos you've caused."

TK: "Family..."
>The Fish looks
>Intrigued

TK: "Who's family?"

>Do you reveal John to be your Father

or

>Keep playing it close to the vest
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3082616
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Rolled 2 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3082616
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3082616
>Reveal
I think Roadhog's a Family kinda guy? (Hence why he puts up with Junkrat in the first place)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3082616
Shhhh
>>
Rolled 16 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>3082616
LETS DO IT
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>>3082616
Oh yeah, don't reveal him to be our father. Don't tell them unless it's necessary.
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Rolled 6 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3082628
*Sigh*

>Reveal the paternal line.
>>
>>3082628
>Rolled 2 (1d20)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CItbPcO0bqw
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3082616
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>>3082616
>So.
>John kidnapped biomom.
>And is either drugging her, or torturing her.

>WEEEEEEELP.

>Fuck this noise.
>Combine Skysplitter and OWN.
>>
>>3082648
>Combine Skysplitter and OWN.
I appreciate the enthusiasm, but we don't have an animal heart to use Skysplitter.
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>>3082648
Like im serious.

I dont even care about finding john right now, or dealing with these chuckle fucks.

I want to rain death NOW.
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>>3082652
Again, appreciate the enthusiasm, but we need John to get rid of this baby curse. After we remove it THEN we can kill him and those who follow him.
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>>3082651
There's humans around.

Also Grate.
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>>3082616
Fuck it.
>use our wand to sense the location of mom and john using our new skill

>tell roadhog we grow impatient

>start the ambush.
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>>3082616
>That was your Mom's voice
Also, eternal mad. I may think Emily's a terrible mother for Anon, but for fucks sake she doesn't deserve whatever the fuck John's doing to her. She deserves to go off to European countries with her police boyfriend and forget about her son.
>>
>Telepathy biomom to swear her love/loyalty to us
>So we can find her with Da wand.

>And where we find her we find JOHN!
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Rolled 9 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3082616
Come on, please a 20.

>Reveal John to be our father.
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>>3082678
>So are you going to do something about it or not?
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Emily and Ron were supposed to go to therapy this morning.

Emily and John are here.
Ron isn't.

That means Ron is most probably dead.
>>
Why do you guys ALWAYS do this.

You puss out of actually taking charge of a situation because your lazy. And then people die.

You just keep... letting go of the initiative, of actually doing something BEFORE things get 110% fucked.
>>
>>3082648
You fool, you've doomed us all!
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>>3082722
Hey dumbshit, we literally can't do anything currently because there's a fucking roll happening. There is no voting. So get off your high horse already.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3082616
Oh damn i'm not paying attention
roll for crit hopfully
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>
>>3082848
LLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>3082628
>>3082848
YOU
YOU COST US THIS 20
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>>3082848
>>3082628
Fuck man, where was you a hour ago?
>>
>>3082875
Reading.
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>>3082876
Yeah, well read faster next time.
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>>3082628

The winner.

>2

The votes...

>You were 4 the first time he hit you

A: "...Mom."
L: "Anonymous."


>Where is he
>WHERE IS HE

Gr: "John Doe McMoot. Is Anonymous' Father."

https://youtu.be/jmhoOp2fUzg

>You grind your jaw
>As grate's eyes glow pink

Gr: "We want his body...to punish his soul."

>This gets a laugh out of the fish

>Where
>WHERE!?

TK: "EhEHYAH! HAHAH! How delectable. Such a SMORGASBORD!"

>Your brain
>Feels
>Wet

TK: "Ace!"

>A nearby tent opens
>Out steps a dirty old boot

TK: "John!"
>The Fish spreads his arms
>Licks his lips

Jh: "What is it?"
>Your father
>Gaunt
>Dirty

>Behind him is a leash
>He yanks it
>Emily
>Is on the other end

>She's wearing a Hell Collar

A: "..."

>>3082652
>>3082648

>You almost fly out of your spot
>No need

>Your fury
>Your disgust
>It tunnel visions around him
>Stiffens you
>Long enough for the Fish
>Tahm Kench

>To rip your hiding spot away
>He heard your mind whisper
>Felt you search the area
>Now he knows


TK: "Your boy...your wife."
>He turns to your Dad

TK: "Our Bargain is complete."
Jh: "Anon?"

>You turn back
>To a baby
>Just for a moment

>Your brain hangs off to one side

A: "...Dad."

cont
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>>3082904
>>3082904

TK: "Now. My dear..."

>Emily doesn't move
>She wasn't told to
>She doesn't scream
>She wasn't told to
>She watches
>As the end comes
>A whole life lived
>A whole story written
>A game played

>Ended
>Because someone had to make her a victim one more time

>She's lost weight
>She has a tan
>She's wearing real pants
>Heh
>At least she managed to do that

E: "Help."

TK: "Congratulations, my former employer. You're the kind of woman your sweetheart REALLEH deserves...and now. You are an hors d'oeuvres. "
>The Demon licks his teeth
>As the Snake coils up his tail
>The Rotors spin
>As his eyes glow

cont

>>3082848
>>3082848

A: "Dad."
>John never stopped looking down on you since he's seen your face
A: "I'm gonna fucking murder you."
Jo: "You took everything from me already."
A: "Not yet."
>You spit
A: "Not even CLOSE to enough."

>John puts on
>The voice
Jo: "For ONCE in your miserable life! Accept the CONSEQUENCES! FOR YOUR ACTIONS! There's NOTHING to redeem about you! This is the limit! The end! I'm DONE with your g-"

>Nat 20
>It goes off in your soul

A: "SHUT UP. SHUT UP. YOU'RE NOT DONE! YOU'RE NEVER DONE! IF THERE WAS -ANYTHING- GOOD ABOUT YOU THEN YOU WOULD HAVE KILLED YOURSELF THE SECOND YOU HURT MOM."
>You darken
A: "Don't worry Pop."
>You transform back to your Ghost form
A: "My friends and me. We'll fix that."

>Nice nat 20
>John can never scare you again
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>>3082904
>BLOODFEAST NOW
>KILL CONSUME
>UNDEAD EVERYWHERE GOGOGO
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>>3082916
HOLY SHIT NO YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD! WE'RE STILL A FUCKING BABY WITH 10 HP AND 4 STR! ONE HIT AND WE'RE DEAD!
>>
>>3082916
HELLFIRE
PAIN
SLAUGHTER THEM ALL
FEAST ON THEIR SOULS
LET LUNA CAST AS WE FEAST
BECOME THE MONSTER YOU KNOW YOU ARE


Look into my eyes john
LOOK INTO MY EYES AND KNOW HELL
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>>3082915

>The Hog is silent
>Watches without empathy
>At least
>Not right away

A: "You...sack of SHIT."

>John isn't angry anymore
>He's never angry
>That's a show
>Another mask
>You feel it now
>You're certain
>He IS a mask

>There was never a man in there to love you to begin with

>Anon
>You lonely
>Petulant
>Screaming thing

>Why doesn't he love you?
>Because he can't
>Because you're not good enough?


A: "That doesn't matter...somebody does."

>Luna cradles your mind
>Kisses your soul
>You are her pride
>Her joy
>Her everything

>She appears on your tiny ghost shoulder
>Even smoler
>Even thiccer

L: "Tear his heart out."
A: "Yes, Mommy."

>John grimaces
>Disgusted

Jo: "You look ridiculous."
>He shoves Emily
>Right toward Tahm Kench

Jo: "Take her."

>The Demon
>Is going to eat her
>The Snake
>Is going to Shoot you

>The Hog
>Uppercuts that snake in the Jaw

>30 fuckin' total suckerpunch

cont
>>
>>3082923
JOHN IS RIGHT THERE
GIVE HIM THE CURSE AND BECOME THE MARKERLIGHT OF HATE IN THIS DIMENSION WHERE ALL IS PETTY
>>
>>3082926
>>3082926

>WHAM!

Jo: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"

R: "Kid offered me a deal."

>The Hog
>Cracks his neck

R: "It was fair."

>He pulls up a hook
>Blunt
>Full of nails

R: "I'm takin' it."


>The Snake recovers fast enough
>To Come roaring from the dirt
>Fangs out
>Eyes
>Gleaming

>Seems you have a decision or two, Anonymous

>John is on your plate
>However

>Emily is on Tahm's

>Hog has taken your offer
>However

>How can he fulfill it if he's dead?

>Chaos
>Ensues
>Your father
>Is in the belly of the beast


Jo: "C'mere, son."
>He has another collar in his hands

Jo: "Let's end this."


SESSION PAUSE!
SEE YOU TOMORROW! SUNDAY!

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>>3082924
>>3082923
>>3082916
This.

Anon, I know you're angry, and you have reason to be, but we have literally only 10 HP right now.

I think we should prioritize a few things:
1 Anon's Survival.
2A Emily's Survival.
2B Retrieving Emily's body.
3 Reverting the Baby Blight Curse
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>>3082929
>MmMmMmMmMmMm

>Let use. Some of our new... tricks.

>Like that portal~

Also. We have to kill Kench. He can and will go anywhere. The hole wont keep him out. Not for long.
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Also we could flip kench.

Dead simple. We just have to offer him something... tastier.
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Quest MAN!

Is Killa still with us! Because if he is we have the numbers advantage!
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Quest said we do still have Killa with us.

Grate is also here as well.

We have quite a few bodies up over them. Thats good.

I think we should have Killa execute John, and we slap biomom to the castle. Then we move into brutalizing everyone.
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>>3082983
Holy shit no, don't execute John yet. Did you forget the entire reason we came here? We need to move this baby curse onto John. THEN we turn him into paste.
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>>3082984
Fine. Have kill take him down. Gently.
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>>3082130
That is so fucking adorable
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What even is this quest? Why are anon's posts easier reading than QM's?
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>>3083188
You're just not accustomed to the format.

>Lines with just > are Narration lines.
Anon: Lines with L:, A:, KK: describe what a specific character is saying.
Spoilered Lines are either used to flavor narration or to indicate a character's inner monologue or is using Psionics to communicate.

For gameplay purposes, this is more or less the Rules we have:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit?usp=sharing
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>>3082929
Goddamn, only got to participate in the first vote of the night before real life stuff took priority but damn you Quest. What a perfectly placed cliffhanger. Blessings to you, pumped for todays session.

>>3082942
>>3082984
Couldn't agree more with the prioritization and the objective. KK seems to be still stealthed and prepped to take action, so hopefully that'll give us the edge we need to address these two problems at once... though then it becomes whose assigned to what task.
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>>3083716
>>3082984
If I remember correctly, only the one who put the Hell Collar on someone or Lucikron himself can take the collar of, so we might need John's mind for that unharmed as well.
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>>3082983
>not keeping john as an insane flesh blob of pure pain
>not miliking him like an ingredient cow for rituals that require relatives and extra flesh and bones for our undead
It's like you're not even trying
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>>3083854
This implies that we have a place and a use for John in our kingdom.

He is not fit to exist. His only use is to drink down a curse and then we can fix whatever is broken, erase his memory and let some other family have the now innocent child.
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>>3083940
Didn't Luna mention needing a live vessel?
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>>3083940
See >>3084002 . And if you're that opposed to it, perhaps Wondervon knows of a way to preserve the specimen without requiring it to "exist" in any real sense. >>3083854 's actually got a pretty good point.
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KK: "I never knew my father."

https://youtu.be/wDYY-zC7sUw

KK: "He died before I was born. Fighting a war we never understood. With sides who were both destroyed by dere own greed. Absorbed by greater forces and reborn time and time again. Over and over. War...it ees all deh same. Just with different faces. Different names of bodies piled under deh sun. All souls are born alone in dis world...and when we die. We return to dat lonliness. I fought. Sometimes to survive. Sometimes out of spite...there was an endless supply of violence to be had as long as you had the nerve to raise your rifle. I died as I lived. Caught in a dance of blood. I was simply defeated this time. Deh final time...so many died before me. Because of me. I had spent my whole life awash in a suffering so great dat I never even questioned why. Until deh end."

>BANG!

KK: "I am not a good person. I never was...why do I have dis second chance?"

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>>3085268
>>3085268

GR: "My life has never amounted to much. No one's life does. From the moment I first clenched that kitten in my dirty hands I knew it. No god had come to strike me down. No lightnin' or hellfire layed me low. This was all there is. A life. With no purpose. So I filled it. With the purpose of misery. My own...and others. The things I did. The happiness I soiled. It was all to show them the truth. So I never wept as I fell into ruin. As pain took me and blindness shadowed the world I already despised forever. I died as I lived. Laughing. At the mob's idea of justice. Stringin' up a dirty, starved, nail filled rapist and thief and fiend. They thought themselves servants of god...now here I am. Serving the real one."

>Anonymous


KK: "Powa is all I ever thought there was in dis world."

GR: "Power defines us. Our ability to tell others what is and isn't true."

KK: "Power allows us to change the world. Rather than be victims of it. My master...dis boy. I will follow heem. His power is turned to one purpose...to make anew the abandoned. To change the world for the betta. He kills tyrants. Fixes what is broken...he does with power what all powerful men promise but never give. He cares...so -I- must learn to care."

GR: "For what he can do for me."

KK: "For dis world."

GR/KK: "I will fight for him until the end."


cont
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>>3085272
>>3085272

SESSION
START!

https://youtu.be/Eo-KmOd3i7s


>Anonymous
>You are face to face with the man who made you
>A man with no remorse
>Who has ignored you
>Lied to you
>Hurt you

>Your father
>Are you alone, Anonymous?
>Are you loved?
>He was supposed to
>Your mother was supposed to...but she's too busy
>Being a victim

>She is about to be eaten by a demon fish
>Tahm Kench

TK: "Now. Since we're a bit on edge. I think I'll take my prize off for a little priv-"

Jh: "NO!"
>Your father shouts
Jh: "Our deal says you only eat her if the boy. Sees."

>He has a collar in his hands
>One that can overpower the free thoughts of any creature
>How he got it?
>Well
>You exposed him to magic
>Seems he went out into the world
>Picked his favorite

>The Devil's.


R: "KID!"
>The Hog
>Road Hog
>Currently has Rattle Snake Jake pinned and in his giant hands

R: "It's time for a quickdraw!"

>It's just you
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

>With another big decision

What do?


-Engage your father yourself
(You are just a baby but you have some magic. He is just a man. Your wand can portal things to your home base if need-be)

-Rush for your mother
(You don't know if you can get her away from Kench, but her living is more important than your revenge)

-Duck your father to Back up RoadHog
(Back to back with you? The two of you can make fast work of the bad guys)


Your current minions are...

>Killa Kente
-Combat specialist
(Armed with a rifle, a machete and group of zombie ducklings)

>Grate
-A magical Skeleton who can cast ONE of your spells at the cost of his own life
-He cannot fight very well past that


>You have soldiers on the outskirts of this camp
-They are currently fighting the gangsters to keep them from an ugly swarm on your location


Let's rock.
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>>3085276
>hog is a tank. He holds. Its what he does.

>Have killa take on fish, and have grate grab biomom, and take her into our wand.

>Take the strings on our dad.
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>>3085276
>Rush for your mother
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>>3085276
We can’t leave our biomon to day, that will haunt us later. We shouldn’t leave Roadhog Either. Back Roadhog And try to save biomon, but as John said, he will only try to hurt her if we can see.
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>>3085276
Alright, first step. Let's secure John easy like. Just walk up to him and portal him back to our world. There he can't do shit. He may have a silver tongue, but he's only a man. Our skeletons can restrain him there and keep him locked up until we're done here.
THEN! Send Killa to secure our mom. That dumbass John made a fatal mistake.

>Jh: "Our deal says you only eat her if the boy. Sees."
We can loop hole this, not watch, close our eyes, focus on something else. Then he can't eat her. Once she's secure we'll tear that frog looking fucker in half. While ignoring the frog, let's help out road hog. Make sure not to look at our mom at all costs. For her sake.
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>>3085276

To Tahm psionically
> " I have a better deal. Stand back and you feast on my father at the peak of his suffering. I am going to take everything from him."


To KK
> "I need you to pin down the Snake with gunfire. Aim for the spine. I want him incapacitated"


Anon,
> Drop Back, revert to infant form.
> Cast Cruiccrush on John
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>>3085292
Do not forget the skeleton friends.
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Alternate plan would be to go Bloodfeast.
Bloodfeast can't see and we will be small enough to eat our way into the Snake who is pinned and immobile.

>>3085276
>>3085304
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I would recommend having grate cast sleep if nothing else.

Its a damn good incapacitator, and hell get a 20 on his roll.

Neither snake nor fish man are immune to sleep effects either.
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>>3085276
>Rush for your mother
If John gets too close though, cast OWN on the Hell Collar.
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>>3085313
Bloodfeast might kill mom or Roadhog.
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>>3085317
Sleep is a bad play because its

TARGET must make WISDOM SAVE vs CHARISMA SP

Chraisma is zero. Look at our stats.


CON - Constitution
+13 (Monster Arm)
-16 (Baby Blight)

0

STR - Strength
+1
+14 (Monster Arm)
-11 (Baby Blight)
+4 (Might of Matter)

DEX - Dexterity
+1
+7 (Monster Arm)
-11 (Baby Blight)

0

INT - Intelligence
0

-16 (Baby Blight)
0

CHA - Charisma
+7

-16 (Baby Blight)
0

WIS - Wisdom
+7
-16 (Baby Blight)
0

WILL - Willpower
+19
-
+19
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>>3085304
Add having grate cast sleep on kench and ill switch.

Hes not going for this deal dude. And your just leaving grate hanging.

He is an old school demon. Causing suffering is what hes in it for.
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>>3085328
Wand makes it a will spell. Good point though. Do we have any rolled CC?

That wont kill our mom like crucicrush?
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>>3085324
Chance we might have to take. Keep in mind we are babyfied but our Will is still pretty high. I think Bloodfeast is at a reduced risk of going wild.

Like I said, alternate plan.
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>>3085304
NO!

NO DEALING WITH THE DEVIL.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE WHOLE HEKAFIASCO!?!?!?
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>>3085337
Terrible alternate plan. We're still a fucking baby. 10 HP. One hit and we're dead.

>>3085341
Also this, don't make deals with this guy. It's a real bad idea.
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>>3085330
We need to keep Grate in reserve. He's our crit in the hole. Right now Kench is on hold until We get collared by John.

Kench feeds on the people he makes deals with at the apex of their suffering. We are making a much simpler deal by showing him we can make John a much, much, tastier meal in return for nothing except waiting. It costs nothing to throw the offer out to him and see what he says. He is doing nothing right now, which includes holding off on eating Emily.

We have a turn where he is holding his action. Gotta try it before blowing our massive Crit.


If you really want to have a fun time, then Have Grate cast "Take the Strings" on Kench.
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Alright then.

Anon
>Shove mom through the wand to get her out of the way.

Kente.
>Stab the fishman until his face stops resembling a face.

Grate.
>Take the strings on dad and make him put the hell collar on the snake.

This work for anyone?
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>>3085357
Snake is incapped. Have him put the collar on himself.

Have KK shoot the snake who is pinned in place. He's just a giant rattlesnake. Bullet to the Brain will off him.

Offer Kench a better meal of John when "we are finished with him" in exchange for simply waiting.
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>>3085368
Dude. Kench is not going to spare a helpless woman. Hes an old school demon. He literally exists to screw people over. It will not work, it will not go well.

It will kill mom, john when we need to transfer the curse, and possibly us as well.
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>>3085304
Don't know how Tahm works, but demons can't go back on or break their deals unless they suffer pain beyond mortal comprehension.

>>3085297
>Alright, first step. Let's secure John easy like. Just walk up to him and portal him back to our world.
Super risky. He's gonna try and put that collar us.

>>3085313
Bloodfeast CAN see.

Also
Reminder.
WE ARE CURRENTLY A SMALL-SIZED BRING WITH 0 CO POINTS RIGHT NOW
THAT PUTS US AT 10 HP TOTAL
.
A single punch from a normal person can break our skull.

>>3085317
A far more favorable plan. I really don't wanna send him back to the void so quickly, but we really can't afford to make this fight longer than a pair of turns.

>>3085328
You're forgetting he's suggesting GRATE cast Sleep, not us.

>>3085323
OWN is also a great suggestion to cast on the collars.
As the description of OWN suggests
>Can remove certain enchantments and attributes applied by demon contracts, curses or prophecies.

We can remove attributes applied by demon contracts, that means we MIGHT be able to remove some property of the Hell Collar, as its enchantment is essentially a Demon Contract between the "Master" of the Collar and Lucikron.


>>3085276
>>3085276
>>3085276
I suggest
>KK moves in ambush against Tahm to rescue Emily.
>Grate casts Sleep on Either Rattlesnake Jake or Tahm (I believe RJ has a higher chance of having lower wisdom though I'm not sure).
>We cast OWN on the collar John has in his hands. We show him who's in control. Make him fear us again.
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>>3085380
He will spare her because he cant eat her yet per johns contract.
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>>3085388
Ark pointed out that sleep is a saving throw based on charisma.

Take the strings is a roll off. So it would work a lot better.
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>>3085396
Counting on the fine print of a demonic contract to save you is not a good idea.

Not to mention if he CANT eat her, hell just eat someone else. Like us.

Because he can do that.
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>>3085388
>Ill go for it. Screw it.


>KK moves in ambush against Tahm to rescue Emily.
>Grate casts Sleep on Either Rattlesnake Jake or Tahm (I believe RJ has a higher chance of having lower wisdom though I'm not sure).
>We cast OWN on the collar John has in his hands. We show him who's in control. Make him fear us again.

With the change that grate uses take the strings on one of them. Rather than sleep. For maximum dice bonus.
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>>3085380
He exists to screw people over and put them at their lowest point, as a result of decisions they make.

He's willing to let people be if they manage to resist the deals he makes, however.
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>>3085276
>>3085323
Changing to just
>Rush for your mother

But if we need to specify how, then >>3085357
sounds about alright.
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Kill everyone with the hog
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Join the hog
If Ron is dead he can be our new dad
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>>3085276
why don't we just kill Emily then rez her later?
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>>3085470
Trauma basically.

Also its just unnecessary.
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>>3085276
>>3085424
On second thought, better idea:
>Have Grate cast Take The Strings on John
>Have him put the Hell Collar on Tahm
>Then have everyone gang up on RJ
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>>3085470
“He can’t kill our mom if we killed her already”
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>>3085276
I'm a bit apprehensive about burning Grate right off the bat, but supporting >>3085472.
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>>3085472
Yeah like Tham is just gonna stand there and let john. Dudes a massive fish demon. He will just eat john and laugh as we are stuck being a baby.

Put the collar on john and then have john grab/order emily to run with him and then jump everyone back in the hole via wand. Come back, kill the snake. Dismiss Kench and then do the ritual for Junkrat and go home.
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>>3085472
>>Have him put the Hell Collar on Tahm
That's not how it works.

Hell Collars are configured to cause extreme pain to whoever wears them whenever they even think of disobeying an order they have been given by their "master" until they comply.

If the collars are configured to have the "master" of whoever is wearing them be John, then whoever is wearing them will only be able to obey him.
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>>3085508
But John would already be under our influence from Take The Strings. Why complicate things by having him put the collar on himself?
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>>3085514
Then we use our control of Take The Strings to conveniently warp John's beliefs to ours, to have Tahm do the bidding of a John that so coincidentally wants Tahm to beat up the particular foe of Anon.
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>>3085531
Take the Strings only works for 1 Turn, then we'd lose control of John again.

Sleep can send into a coma anyone when a Nat 20 is rolled.
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>>3085535
Banking on 20s is kind of a last ditch effort... if the sheep goes off of Grays CHA, then it might be worth it simply for the multi-turn aspect. But the concern with John is just that damn collar. We remove the collar, he's just another human
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>>3085545
>Banking on 20s is kind of a last ditch effort... i
We can cause a Nat 20 with 100% certainty with Grate.

Need I remind you we literally have most of out stats at 0 or incredibly low, plus we have only 110 HP at the moment?

A drawn out fight is the last thing we need right now.
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Rolled 3, 2, 8, 6 = 19 (4d10)

A: "I hate you..."

>Veins in your little brain swell
>Your eyes glow

A: "I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!"

>A lightning bolt overhead

Jh: "Because you're ungrateful."

A: "I have so many QUESTIONS! There's so much shit I just don't understand!"

Jh: "Of course there is! You won't listen to your FATHER!"

A: "I DON'T HAVE A FATHER!"

>Another thunder clap

A: "I've got you...the guy who pretends to be him."

>Your bones grow hot
>As you look at your tiny toes
>As your chest sinks

A: "Nobody-..."
>You choke
>You're gonna cry

A: "Nobody ever helped the worl-...helpe-...nothing makes sense. Don't you get that?"

>John is getting closer

A: "Nothing makes sense! BECAUSE YOU DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKIN' SENSE! I had to PRETEND that you did just so I didn't go crazy! I had to pretend! I was...that -I- didn't care..."

>He opens the collar
>His face is blank
>His eyes
>Are green
>Just like yours

>He has no answers for you
>I'm sorry, Anon
>You have to make your own

A: "I'm nothing like you."

Jh: "Yer goddamn right."

>Your commands go out

A: "SAVE. MY MOTHER."

cont
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>>3085550
>>3085550

KK: "Yes."
Gr: "Masta..."


>You rush forward
>As a teeny ghost

>John makes for you
>6 on the dice
>No
>He doesn't get to have you
>Not today
>Not anymore

A: "KENCH! YOU PUT MY MOM DOWN AND I'LL SPOON FEED YOU MY SPERM DONOR!"

TK: "Ah. You're looking."
>He opens his mouth to take her
>She can't even scream

A: "NO!"

Gr: "Hello, friend."
>Grate
>Has approached Tahm

Gr: "Consider my master's offer, would ya? After all. There's no better spice than hunger."
>Their accents are close
>Grate's is a smooth record
>Tahm's
>Is a flood

TK: "DON'T YOU -DARE- THINK TO LECTURE -ME- ON SEASONING, BONE MAN!"

>Which is when Killa Kente
>With no regard for his safety
>Rushes from the side with a MACHETE!


ROLL, ANONYMOUS

ALL VOTES WENT
TO SAVING EMILY

Jh: "She never did ANYTHING for you!"

A: "Which is more than YOU ever did!"

>Killa is going to Close Quarters Combat Kench to free your mom

>Grate
>Is going to Cast Sleep on Kench

ROLL 3 D20S

>advantage for Killa's combat

>Then your roll
>For whisking away your Mom

>Use DEX! (+0)

>Tahm must roll against Grate's CHARISMA SP
-Thanks to your special trait
-Tahm will roll with DISAD

>Hog is left to fight the Snake by himself
>As are your soldiers left to fight the gangsters
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Rolled 2, 10, 16 = 28 (3d20)

>>3085550
I’m scared we’re gonna fuck up
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Rolled 4, 11, 10 = 25 (3d20)

>>3085554
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Rolled 7, 20, 1 = 28 (3d20)

>>3085554
SHIT SON
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Rolled 11, 14, 10 = 35 (3d20)

>>3085554
Oh shit, it fucking starts!!
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Rolled 3, 16, 4 = 23 (3d20)

>>3085554
LETS RUMBLE
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Rolled 7, 11, 14 = 32 (3d20)

>>3085550
>>3085554
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Rolled 12, 10, 12 = 34 (3d20)

>>3085554
I mean, Emily was pretty rotten. Always drunk or high or something of that nature, stabbed us on Christmas, but at the very least she never came back, made a deal with a devil like figure, killed our friends and injured another, and just generally try to make our life a living hell. Her sins are a product of the hell she was living in and her own incapability to take care of us. John? Fucking hell, compared to him Lucikron's an angel.
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Rolled 2, 4, 14 = 20 (3d20)

>>3085554
Welp I'll probably screw this up.
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Rolled 16, 17, 18 = 51 (3d20)

>>3085554
This game youve made, little dark voice.
I am going to break it over you.
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Rolled 14, 16, 16 = 46 (3d20)

>>3085554
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Rolled 4, 11, 10 = 25 (3d20)

>>3085554
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Rolled 11, 13, 20 = 44 (3d20)

>>3085554
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Yall, real quick.

All of toffees summons are from Video games. Even rango.

Tahm has also visited the discord.

Tom is absent and a gamer. Games are other worlds and discord links games .


Tom and Toffee have burrowed a path into our gaming world and are pulling them in like that.

We need to summon tom
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>>3085597
Snakes from a movie.
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Rolled 19, 20, 3 = 42 (3d20)

>>3085554
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Rolled 10, 5, 17 = 32 (3d20)

>>3085554

Tripple 20s coming right up
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just stumbled on this quest
is this archived or something?
wanna catch up
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>>3085598
>>3085597
Or not. Fair enough.

>>3085601
Juuuuust to fast.

>>3085602
Glad we went for redundancy.

>>3085603
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest

Here you are lad.
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>>3085603
It is archived on suptg.
Uh, good luck catching up, we've made a lot of bullshit.
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>>3085598
Nope. They made a RANGO game off the movie.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rango_(video_game)
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>>3085605
thanks dude, looking forward to the ridiculousness
>>3085607
eh, i've got time
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>>3085603
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest
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>>3085607

We need to modify Skysplitter to rain piss sometime
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>>3085625
And learn how to localize it onto something like a teenager sized book. It'll be helpful.
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>>3085625
>>3085634
Oh! I know what organ we'd need to eat.
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>>3085639
Lewd. Get that out of here you sicko.
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>>3085563
>>3085563

The winner...

>14 on combat.

https://youtu.be/pa2Ud9GBqKI

>Here he comes
>Eyes burning
>His gun holstered to not accidentally shoot the innocent
>Tahm sees it coming
>Opens his mouth to take Emily before Killa can even get close

>>3085561
+2

>Killa FRONT FLIPS OVER TAHM
>Slices off a whisker

TK: "AARRAAAGH! YOU MISERABLE MORSEL!"

>He swings for Killa with his tongue
>It hits him like a whip
>Knocking him on his back

>You try to swoop in
>You can't get close enough to de-transform without a possible squish of your baby head

>Tahm raises his foot to crush Kente's chest

>>3085601
+2

>Killa puts his SPIKED ARMORED ARMS up
>Tahm Stomps him alright

>CRAWNCH!

TK: "AAHHHHHOOOWW! AAHH! I'LL MASH YOU INTO STOCK YOU BONEY BAST-AHD!"

>Killa rolls
>Gets on his feet
>Coughs out some dark fluid
>His metal is damaged
>He rushes for your mom

Jh: "EM! Run!"

>At a dead-ass sprint
>Emily starts to sprint
>However

>She cannot run as fast
>As a dead Kenyan

>Yoink!
>Killa throws your mother from her path
>He collapses backward

KK: "MASTA!"

>It's up to you

cont
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>>3085705
>>3085705

>>3085558
>>3085558

>16 on the catch.

>>3085561
-2

>You're frozen
>Your throat is stuck
>You have to drop your form
>You know that
>Something about your mother's eyes
>How empty they
>How much pain she's been in

>You wonder if it would be better just to kill her
>Maybe she'd be better off
>In another life

>>3085594

E: "Help."

A: "...No."

https://youtu.be/n4RjJKxsamQ?list=PLd9auH4JIHvupoMgW5YfOjqtj6Lih0MKw

>You change back
>Knowing what it means to have gone all in like this


>Tahm collects himself

TK: "That. Is MINE!"

>A skeletal hand grabs him
>It glows
>Like holy fire

GR: "Sleep."




>Grate
>Is gone
>His beautiful bones
>His gemstones eyes
>His mission
>Erased
>For another sacrifice

Gr: "In this new life...I am more than a man. More than my sufferin'. I am a higher will...I am his. Through his righteous punishment. I am finally made whole. In my death. There is absolution. To be reborn. To serve. To die...that is what matters. Eternity."

>Tahm Kench
>Sleeps

>Collapses into a smog of metal and gem fragments that glitter in the smoke

TK: "No! NO...not without a...bedtime...snack.."

>Whamp

cont
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>>3085709
>>3085709

>You leave your form
>Fall through the air
>Helpless
>Tiny
>Alone

>Yet with purpose

>Anonymous gets a 16 total

>Anonymous fucking passed

>SKSSSKKKKRRRSSSG

>In a micro-explosion of pink electricity
>A dark void swallows Emily whole
>She flies through it
>Into a starless world
>With an army of skeletons to greet her


>You
>Fall

>CRACK!

A: "AH!"

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 1D8 OF FALL DAMAGE

>4

ANONYMOUS IS AT 6 HP

>Your baby legs
>They are broken
>You cry out
>It's so small a sound

A: "I did it..."
>Anon
>You saved some
>That didn't even deserve it
>...

>You're a good kid, Anon

>You're crying again

cont
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>>3085725

>In the fight to the side
>Hog loses his grip on Jake

RH: "Hold STILL!"
>The Snake coils out

RSJ: "Yer tangled wit the DEVIL now, FAT BOY!"
>His fangs unfurl
>He clamps down right into Hog's chest

RH: "HNG!"
>The poison is quick
>Fills him up enough to turn his veins purple

>Jake starts to strangle his mid-section
>Pins his arms down

RSJ: "Maybe in hell you'll learn to mind yer own damn business!"

>The snake turns toward you
>Small
>Crumpled

>He smirks
>Spins up his tail

>When Hog grabs it
>CRAWNCH!
>He squeezes until the bones inside begin to crumple

>He is not dead
>So he is not done fighting
>However
>The poison does his work

>He tries to get to a gas-pod on his waist
>The healing items he uses in his own world
>To save himself

>You could save him too
>Except

Jh: "Son."
>You need to save yourself

Jh: "Enough playing."

>He doesn't have the collar anymore

A: "Where did y-AAHHHH!"
>You scream
>As something
>Is PULLED from your mind
>Like a tooth
>Being uprooted with a blunt rock

>You clear your heard
>As Killa Kente

>Rises up next to your father
>He has the collar on
>He cocks his rifle

>Then levels it at you


-cast OWN on the collar
>You have no idea how complex that enchantment is
>You'll be able to undo ONE thing about it however


-Cast Take the Strings on your Dad
>A spell that will let you control him for 1 turn if you pass
>This still leaves Kente

-Go Ghost form
>Kente and Jake won't be able to hit you
>You won't be able to hurt them at all


-Save Hog
>Muscles can stretch and get Hog his gas
>The Pig might be able to save you too


Or anything else you can concoct now.

>You have all your spells.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

What do?
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>>3085731
>OWN ON THE COLLAR

>CHANGE WHO THE OWNER OF THE COLLAR IS TO KENTE

>Have Muscles stretch over and push his healing can

Two minds, two actions
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>>3085731
Sabe the Hog. We really need a ally.
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>>3085741
>>3085731
supporting
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>get hog his gas.

I gotta ask, can we and muscles act separately?
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>>3085731
Fucking Hell Collars bruh.
>>3085741 this one seems fine if we can do it.
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>>3085741
this
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>>3085731
OK, let's see. We're fucked right now. Between a rock and a hard place. We focus on one enemy, the other fucks us. So let's kill two birds with one stone. Let's do the OWN trick and make ourselves immune. This time, to non-magical attacks. This place reeks of dirt, bullets, guns, fists, etc etc, if we become immune then we won't have to worry about being killed and we can just take care of things as we go along. Save road hog, then save Killa, then take John.
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>>3085731
Supporting >>3085741
But if it comes down to it, I prioritize Saving Hog.
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>>3085757
Nigga, we can't do that OWN trick anymore.
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>>3085741
>>3085731
Prioritize the Collar over Hog, but definitely try to save Hog is possible.

Can't save shit if we get blammod.
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>>3085760
We can't? Since when?
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>>3085731

Supporting this >>3085741

Definitely
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>>3085757
Only gripe about this is that this requires double casting (As this requires we have Inversion up), which means we can't just save Hog
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>>3085741
supportin
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>>3085731
Supporting >>3085741, but if QM rules "nah bro, only one action", go for
>Get Hog his Gas
... we need some muscle, and just going for the OWN option on the unknown collar doesn't guarantee we can *rewrite* the enchantment, just *remove* one aspect (likely the owner). This could either free KK or leave KK incapacitated as he is incapapable of following any order, triggering the disobeyment control logic.
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>>3085766
We can't double cast because the Wand resists others using it with flat DC18 roll no mods. Muscles can still do his own thing.
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>>3085764
Since we got mine and only mine.
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>>3085772
Riiiiight, forgot about that. Damn, we could do it if we weren't a baby. I mean, we can do it now. But we'd need to get luck and roll over a 15.
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>Your father

Jh: "This. Has been a long time comin."

>He's so old now
>When did this happen?
>When did his smile vanish
>He doesn't even wear the masks anymore
>You can finally see him
>You can see what he is

>Nothing.

>A set of desires
>Words
>...but no ideas
>No story
>No legend
>No purpose
>Just
>Wants...

Jh: "You've GOT what you want. Now. It's -my- turn."

>What you want?

A: "It doesn't matter what I want."

>You raise your little baby hand up

Jh: "Damn right. This. Is no longer about YOU."

>He's so disgusted
>So angry
>He doesn't deserve to be angry


A: "Fuck. Me."
>Fuck you?

>SNAP!

>Anonymous changes the ONE thing he knows about the Hell Collars

>With Own

>With a vote count of Six.

The number of the beast...

>He Frees Killa Kente

A: "You should worry about them."

>As Muscles Saves the Hog

R: "HRM!?"

>SKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

https://youtu.be/zddq_dWKmCQ


>What
>Have you learned?

KK: "HYAAAHHHHH!"
Jh: "WHAT!?"

>TRIPLE PUNCH COMBO
>A SLIP DOWN
>CHEST
>KICK

Jh: "YOU CA-"
>STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMSP

cont
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>>3085924
>>3085924

>John rolls over
>Face a rubber mess of blood
>He crawls
>Before turning
>Just in time to see THE JUMPING DROP-KNEE

KK: "I have never done much with my life."

Jh: "NO! STOP! PLEASE!"
>He sprays blood as he weeps
>Suddenly the mask is back
>Of weakness
>Of shame

Jh: "I'M SORRY! YOU WERE RIGHT! YOU'VE ALWAYS BEE R-"

>47 right hooks into the ribs
>and then
>The Jaw

>WHOOM

KK: "So I will do deh greatest good. I will kill anyone who has squandered their existence with evil."

>John has no teeth
>He cannot see

>Behind you
>Hog, at full strength

>Gets a 15 on combat
>Jake gets a natural 1
>Hog strangles the snake
>Throws him down into the camp fire
>Stomps his tail down
>Then
>Puts the Hook into Jake's mouth
>SJHHHHHRRRRRRKRKK

>He de-bones him
>Like a fresh caught fucking fish

R: "Yer accen'ts fuckin stupid."

cont
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>>3085928
>>3085928

>Anon has learned to trust in others
>Their competence
>Their ability

>He fist-bumps Baby Muscles
>They play tug of war
>They laugh

>He smiles
>Over the screaming
>Now mostly shirtless
>Bloody
>Useless father
>He never really had

>Luna appears on his shoulder

L: "Now, darling. Do it now."

Jh: "Ooahhh...shon? Shon. Issat you? I'm shorry-...shon please. Anonymoush for fuck'sh sake...We were supposhed...I-...You were shupposed to make people happy son."

>You look around
>Death
>Death
>Pain
>Freedom?
>Hm

Jh: "Ish anybody here happy, shon? Oh god...don't be thish. Y-...you're better than thish. I alwaysh knew you were but I didn't treat you that way causeh I wash scared. I'm alwaysh so schared of-...of raising you wrong. I failed. I see that. I failed."

>He says he failed
>Does he mean it?

L: "Kill him. Erase his miserable stain of a life from yours."

A: "..."

L: "He's earned it. Your mother deserves her youth more. She has nothing of her adult life left to salvage. He is a blight. A disease. A curse. Suffer him. No. Longer."

>Killa has stopped beating John for now
>He turns to you
>The Man
>The baby
>The Boy

>Who gave him everything

KK: "I choose now."
>He salutes
>Your way

KK: "I choose to serve."


>It's up to you


-Does Anonymous kill his father?

-Does Anonymous give his father THE CURSE

-Does Anonymous let his father go?

or

-Does he do worse. Does he break him?


Choose.
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>>3085933
>-Does he do worse. Does he break him?
OH YOU FUCKING KNOW WE'RE DOING WORSE! WAY WAY WORSE!
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>>3085933
Give Emily a second chance. John don’t deserve it.

Make him surfer.
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>>3085933
>Break him

>Give him the curse.

>Maybe something... less horrible will grow out of his ashes.

Biomom can stay. She's done it before. She can pull herself out again.
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>>3085933

>Take John's hand
>Make him see
>Make him see what he did to us
>Make him see everything
>Then take it all
>Give him the curse to take his body
>Have Luna go in and take his memories, his mind, his very soul
>I want his last memory to be of Anon telling him thanks for nothing
>Then we use his meat to resurrect the dead baby skeleton we have
>And then we let Luna raise that child in the castle so she can practice being a mother
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>>3085933
>HE CURSE
This man is nothing. He means nothing. He is the means to an end. Nothing more.
We'll wipe his mind after the curse, make sure he's actually a child, guileless, harmless. And then we'll find him a home.

This is not mercy. It is a judgement.
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>>3085933
Supporting >>3085946 and >>3085947
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>>3085946

Supportan.

He'll get no satisfaction, he won't die in repentance like he'll have wanted. His legacy ends here, now is the hour of the cesation of his life as he knows it.


Put to a....better use
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>>3085946
Supporting
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>>3085933
>Does Anonymous give his father THE CURSE
YES
Then
>BREAK HIM
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>>3085946
Pointless. If we give him to Luna to raise, she'll just gib him and call it an accident. Besides. He doesn't deserve it.

>>3085933
>Make him suffer.
>Give Emily her youth back.
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>>3085960
Don't break a baby. That's gross. Break him then make him a baby.
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>>3085946
>>3085947
>>3085952
>>3085953
Direct action is not always the best way. It is a far greater victory to make another see through your eyes than to close theirs forever
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>>3085947
For the record I'm supporting this.
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>>3085933
>>3085968
No, wait, better idea.
>Give John the curse THEN make him suffer.
>Give Emily the option to be turnt into a teenager to relive her younger years the right way, and with us t-totally not just to include her in harem, h-hahah
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>>3085946
Luna doesn't want another kid silly.
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>>3085986
I'm also supporting this
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>>3085933
We break him the only way someone like him can be truly broken: By showing him the John that could have been if he just tried
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>>3085986

Errr....eh alright
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>>3085986
Plz no baby torture.

Incest is fine though.
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>>3085933
I say break him, then give him the curse. As for biomom, whatever, clean her up, give her some clothes, and release her back into the wild. She can be with her cop boyfriend or whatever.
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>>3086000
It's not baby torture, it's just John torture that so coincidentally involves turning him into a baby.

It wouldn't be baby torture if someone were to torture us while WE're in our current baby curse form, would it?
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>>3085986
Yes, support. This is alright. why not.
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>>3085933
>>3085986
Super minor change in reveal of recent events:
>Mindbreak him, THEN baby curse him.
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>>3086000
It's not baby torture, it's torture of a man who looks like a baby.
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>>3086006
Yes. It is literally baby torture.
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>>3085933
>>3085960
Changing to this >>3085986
But the Emily thing is kinda weird, we can give her back a few years of youth but she has a whole new life now.
I mean if she WANTS to give that up sure, but I doubt it.
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Do not torture babies. Do not try to fuck our biological mother, you fucking shameful freaks.

Move. On. Just babify, mind wipe, and drop off.
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>>3086022
It's not a baby. It's John.
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Changing to this, but breaking him with our memories before the curse. Also pic related.
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Hop to it, bois.
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>>3086009
Oh, personal addendum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i-mahaKcIY
Grind John's bones, peel his skin from his body, peel his liver, squeeze the jelly from his eyes!
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Anon shouldn't torture john as a baby.
We can torture him in the Hole as John before we unbabyfy.
Once he's a baby we shouldn't hurt him. Hes weak, helpless and terrified...just like we were.

Torturing John after we babyfy him makes us no better than he was. Hurting a physical baby aside, its not right and this whole quest, this whole season, Anon's whole drive is to become better.

Nothing in our kingdom is trash. John's baby meat can serve a higher purpose and we can get our revenge by making John see how wrong he was and then taking it all way in that final moment leaving nothing but a revived innocent child and John erased from the world.

I hate to tap that "Don't be John" meme, but here its.

Don't be John.
Be better.
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>>3086040
In light of this. First and foremost,
>Play all the music you know is the most torturous for him. Otherwise, just play the exact opposite of jazz music. Otherwise, like, jazz but it's reversed.
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>>3086029
it can be a baby once we have our power back and clean his slate.
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>>3086040
Mind meld.

I want to show him how much BETTER. We are.

I want him to know what's it's like not only to feel loved, but to GIVE love

Before we take it away.
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>>3086050
OK, but before then it's not a baby.

>>3086046
It's not a fucking baby. It's John.
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>>3086046
>Anon shouldn't torture john as a baby
Then we torture him BEFORE we turn him into a baby.
Either way though, we ARE going to torture him, and we ARE going to turn him into a baby.
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>>3086054
but it doesn't have to be.
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>>3085933
>>3085952
An addition... or rather a negation. NON-support for deagefying Emily. She did her best, but she also made a number if choices to specifically NOT follow through as a proper mother. She's better than John, but she doesn't deserve that restart. Save deaging for Sabrina's Grandmother.
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>>3086055
Yes, this is correct. We break him before we turn him into a child.

>>3086054
Did you read what I said? Its not about hurting what looks like a baby. Its about torturing something that is helpless, weak, unable to fight back. That's cruel and exactly what John did to us. We were weak, helpless and begging for mercy and he kept going.

We can't do the same. Can't do it out of anger or malice, but justice.

We need to do it and we need to do it quickly because this asshole has taken enough from us.

We need to help Emily. Help her soul heal and get her back to Ron.
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>>3086063
I'm also against de aging biomom. She's actually put work into fixing this life she should keep it.
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Make John learn how to play Yu Gu Oh and then beat him at it 3 games in a row
And also give Emily her youth. Hed be pretty upset about seeing Emily, his victim who he views as an accomplice, to get a second chance while he dies.
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>>3086049
But I believe that's baby shit.

>>3086040
>Flay his skin. Slowly. While he roasts.
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>>3086064
Ron IS her ticket to healing her soul. We helped her get that. We also are helping to free her from Johns grasp again. We've more than done our part.
>>
We need to find where Ron is
For Emily.
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>>3086078
This is true. Do it
>>
Voting we curse, then kill him.

Be done with this.
>>
Also read his mind to find where Ron is.
>>
By the way, we should probably do something about Tahm Kench after the business with John is concluded. He’s just kinda passed out on the floor now, I think. What do you guys think? Do we just kill him? Clip one of the collars on him maybe? I know they’re immoral or whatever and Hekapoo doesn’t like them but it couldn’t happen to a meaner dude. Or do we restrain him normally and find some other use for him?
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>>3086040
>>3086049
>>3086072
On a more "moralfag" note though:
If torturing him means we destroy whatever device we can use as a means of making Emily younger, then maybe go easy on this whole torture business like all these cowards are going on about.

Also, fuck Ron.
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>>3086095
... could we.... take the strings and force him to
agree to a contract with us and our empire with little to no recompense?
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>>3086095
Yoink his soul with the wand. Or use him for parts

I don't want a demon running around our paradise.
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>>3086116
Don’t really know if we want a psionic demon soul in our wand, to be honest. Sounds like a bad time. Then again, if we put a collar on him the minute something destroyed the collar he’d turn on us. Kind of a sketchy situation all around. I guess we could just kill him, but that doesn’t feel like punishment enough for the no doubt numerous dick moves he’s pulled over the years, and would probably be a waste of a potentially useful asset. Plus he might wind his way back to Lucikron somehow if we killed him, and fuck that.
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>>3086137
Then ask Luna to put him in her soul tank.

She's handled very spicy souls before.
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Actually, here's an idea.

When he's a baby... use him to test various spell combinations until he gives out.
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>>3086150
I approve of this idea
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>>3086150
You know what?
Support. Still wanna have TeenEmily though.
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>>3085933
>>3086017
>>3086150
THIS.
Also Ron is cool and i hope he's alright.
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>>3086157
>>3086156
>>3086150
Why are you guys so obsessed with torturing a baby. Far better to bring him to his knees as is, then curse him. Also, I'm pretty sure torturing a baby is one of the lines we shouldn't cross. After all, do you want to be like your father?
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>>3086170
It's not a baby it's John.
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>>3086170
>do you want to be like your father?
Well just because you're unnecessarily pulling that card on us, YES. I DO WANT ANON TO BE JUST LIKE JOHN, BECAUSE FUCK YOU.

Hitler liked sugar.
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>>3086175
You keep saying that and it keeps not being true.

Your going out of your way to make him a baby's. So it's very important to you all that he is one.

Just admit to wanting to torture babies. Well not judge you too harshly. Also dear God.

>No baby torture, that's disgusting.
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>>3086181
Actually no. I just don't want to read that actually. I'm planning on jerking off tonight and I don't need the image.
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>>3086181
It is true though. It's literally not a baby. It's a man who's lived his entire life being a piece of shit cursed with aspects of a baby, but is still a man.
>>
Jackie would be disappointed in us.
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>>3085933
I'll vote for babyfying John then torturing his soul. Also find Ron, dude dropped the ball here.What re the chances he's dead?
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>>3086187
That's incredibly semantic.

Also he tortures just the same as an adult man as he does a baby.

It's just like... Ya know... A link thing? Maybe?

Maybe a spite thing?

>>3086188
Cheaaaap bait


>>3086191
Can't agree on anything to save our own life and all these baby fuckers come crawling out of the woods at once Jesus Christ Almighty.
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>>3086188
We should also consider this when making our decision.

>>3086191
Survey says 1000000%. That or he also was slave collared and John made him watch.
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>>3086196
You seem far to interested in the baby aspect of all this.
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>>3086196
>Cheaaaap bait
But I'm not wrong, am I?
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>>3086202
>5 people vote specifically to turn him into a baby before torturing him.

Yeah. I'm deeply concerned and kind of fascinated.

We literally can't agree to save our own life, but people will rally to the idea of turning an adult man into a baby so they can enjoy torturing him more.

It says some pretty neat things about our priorities.
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>>3086212
I fear we may be straying into a realm I had thought long behind us, one that still festers in the lower regions of the internet. God have mercy we're turning into the fluffy pony fandom!
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>>3086212
>>3086216
You are completely misinterpreting this. It isn't about the fetishistic torturing an infant, it's about inflicting the worst possible hell upon John. That turning him into a baby beforehand happens to be one of the best methods is a coincidence.
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>>3086216
You dare speak that evil here.
You dare.
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>>3086212
believe my own personal choice was a forceful reckoning/torture followed by babyficaton... but I can understand the reasoning of the reverse. In doing so, you force him to recognize his fallacies while similarly in a physical form anon was originally in when John did all those things to him. It's not necessarily about the baby aspect, but feeling of being a form utterly and completely powerless to resist the torture and anguish being inflicted.
having said that, I'm still maintaining
he remains adult until our "discussion" ends, then remove our curse, followed by mind wipe.
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>>3086223
If I am...

Nobody has done anything to convince me it isn't just a sex thing. And your only one person who voted this way.

One of 5 people who voted for a GRAPHIC and PROLONGED scene of torturing a baby to death.
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>>3086226
Of course I dare! I've seen one fandom devolve into baby torture I'll not see another do so! I still can't understand the abuse side of that fandom for the life of me. The only parts of that fandom that were worth anything were driven off by autistic sadistic fetishistic edgelords.
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>>3086235
Well I'm not gonna lie I want us to graphically inflict every possible for of torture on the guy, I just include being turned into a baby on that list.
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>>3086235
>it isn't just a sex thing.
Wait what? Are you joking? You think I'm jackin' off to this? What kind of sick depraved person are you to even come to that conclusion. I think you're the one who's got a messed up head. Like christ, I just want this guy to suffer because he's an asshole, not because I get off to it you perverted savage.
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Can confirm. Am degenerate Savage.

Also odd sequitor on the pony fandom yeah.

The intense and common fetishization of both infants and child abuse in the MLP fandom has scared me for life.

Also they're the reason I know this is. In fact. A sex thing.

And if you didn't want it to be a sex thing, you REALLY shouldn't have voted for it.

I was surprised to see that degeneracy crop up here. But I'm too numb to dead babies to be really upset by it.
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>>3086239
Babyfication is last. A final insult before we erase everything he is and make something useful of him.

I just... don't really want to physically torture a baby, or even a man. Even if he is a terrible man, anon isn't that kind of edge lord.

Just, get your retribution and justice anon. Make the broken thing see what it did and then erase it.
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>>3086254
We've said it before and we'll say it again:

It's not a baby, it's JOHN. Just because he coincidentally gets tortured while in baby form doesn't mean we like torturing babies.

This is all a John thing..
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>>3086260
DUDE

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN

TORTURING HIM BEYOND WHAT IS CALLED FOR VIA JUSTICE IS FUCKED UP AND EXACTLY LIKE JOHN

TORTURING A PHYSICAL BABY IS FUCKED UP TOO EVEN IF IT ISNT REALLY A BABY

It looks like a baby
feels like a baby

You want anon to live with knowing that feeling.

Spare the kid my dude, walk back from that edge
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>>3086269
>BEYOND WHAT IS CALLED FOR
No such thing when it comes to this man.
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>>3086260
>Coincidence

>Votes explicitly to baby him BEFORE torturing him.

Just accept it. People were looking forward to this since we figured out we COULD give the curse to John.
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>>3086170
I'm not obsessed with it, I'm obsessed with spell combinations and theoretical time travel.

Get your facts straight.
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>>3086250
>>3086269
>>3086273

If the option ever comes up again I can say in all honesty I wouldn't vote to babyfy and torture. I can count on one hand the amount of fictional characters that might deserve it. John does. He deserves every possible evil inflicted on him, to experience the nadir of humanity.

Yes turning him into a baby then torturing him magnifies things a thousand fold but John, this singular character, deserves it.
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>>3086273
I just want to start him over. Make hima baby, wipe his mind, leave him with some family looking for a child (we can read minds after all).
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>>3086280
He doesn't deserve anything because there isn't a person there. Its a broken little machine that thinks its human just parroting lines.

He's not real. Hes just a thing. An animal.
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>>3086280
Torturing him as a baby does not make him suffer more.

It let's creeps get their rocks off.

While also making all of us look like said creeps.

We could have chopped all his limbs off and rode him down a hill like a meat tabogan. But we didn't.

People chose. Turn him into a baby, and peel his skin off like a bananna.
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>>3086281
Well I hope you like baby torture porn. Cause we ordered two scoops.
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>>3086286
I think we are voting to fuck with his head and then at the last moment take his agency and adulthood then erase his mind.
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>>3086290
I don't, and I wish people would stop doing things just because it's an option. I wish people would actually TRY.
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>>3086294
I'm doing this because I want John to suffer, not just because it's an option.
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Can I just say that regardless of how it ultimately falls out, I'm GLAD this shit is happening IN THREAD. It was more than a little annoying to try to read through the archive and then try to figure out wtf actually happened and the reasoning behind the votes coming out of a number of decisions earlier in the quest because all the real action and discussion was happening behind closed doors in Discord chats that (are now) so damn far back in the archives, I wonder if they're even still there.
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>>3086299
Fuck you, then
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>>3086301
Seiggity.

It's kind of neat. Didn't expect. Ethics of turning an adult man into a baby and torturing him when I woke up today.
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>>3086303
Fuck you too.
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>>3086286
I really really do think you're confusing enthusiasm with arousal.
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Let it be known that any support of infanticide is made by sicko perverts who would rather let their lust for baby gore over power any rational, non degenerate psyche
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>>3086318
>Thinking this would happen with literally anyone besides John
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>>3086321
>thinking that John makes it acceptable
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>>3086321
If it can happen once...
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>>3086311
God I hope so. I hope so so badly.
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>>3086324
>Slippery slope
>>3086322
>Thinking it doesn't
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>>3086318
There is absolutely no rational reason to NOT torture baby John. The only arguments brought to bare against it are people who feel it'll lead to some psycho sexual bullshit.
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>>3086331
>3086331
>assuming that John is a thinking, rational human with the capacity for good and evil and not a narcissistic creature without a hint of a soul
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>>3086321
Shut up creep
You and all the other baby killers are weird or sick guys I don't want to associate with
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>>3086333
There is no reason to torture anyone for any reason. There is a rational reason for retribution, justice and the like. But straight up torturing a dude only makes us a bad as John was.
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>>3086338
>Still thinking of a cursed John as a baby
I swear it's like your brain only thinks halfway, no that's too kind. More like a quarter of the way through then stops in it's tracks.
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>>3086343
In what way, fuckwit, is he not a baby? We have cursed him with de-aging, his a baby with a man's mind, and WE CAN FIX THAT!
BUT NO, LET'S ALL GET A RAGING FUCKING HARDON OVER MORE POINTLESS BRUTALITY IN FAVOR OF ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING MEANINGFUL!
BY ALL MEANS!
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>>3086351
>GET A RAGING FUCKING HARDON
You're the only one who's thinking of this as arousing, Anon. You and the other sickos who didn't vote for it. Because apparently your minds instantly goes to "Baby torture=sexual" is there something you want to tell us?
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>>3086343
Go ahead and keep trying to rationalize it in your head pervert
There is literally no reason to turn this monster into a literal helpless infant other than your dark sadistic fetishistic obsession with watching a baby die
All you baby killers are the scum of the earth
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>>3086340
Yeah you're right on one point. Neither side of this argument are rational. Thing is there is no retribution, no justice that fits his crimes.The only way this ends is if the victims are satisfied.

On that note I'm gonna change my vote. I want Emily to way in on his punishment.
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>>3086354
>Thinking
>This
>Is
>About
>Baby
>Torture
>Specifically
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>>3086340
>>3086351
>>3086354
There is absolutely nothing wrong with killing evil babies, let alone a polymorphed John.

If this were literally anyone else in the omniverse, okay, you'd have reason. But this is John.

No mercy.
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>>3086358
>literally going out of your way to argue for the baby torture option
If only you baby killer freaks could see how stupid you all look by trying to deny it.
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>>3086353
It's a euphemism, you cuck

>>3086362
Oh fuck off, you fucking edgelord, go drag down some other quest
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>>3086375
If only you wanna be moralfags could see how actually creepy you look coming to the conclusion no one besides yourselves were thinking of.
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>>3086362
I don't believe any of you baby killers for a second when you say you wouldn't jump at the opportunity to turn one of our enemies into an INFANT to enjoy killing them more
At least you're more honest about it than >>3086380 this messed up freak.
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>>3086376
>wanting to rain hell on easily the most evil character in this quest
>this makes me an edgefag
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>>3086386
No, not trying to be better is what makes you shitty
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>>3086389
There is no way we could be worse than him.
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>sow the tempest.

>Reap the whirlwind.

Good. Good. Your anger sustains me.
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>>3086375
>>3086354
>>3086338
>>3086318
>>3086385
>People falling for this bait.
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I cant believe baby killers are THIS upset when presented with the facts that they're sick weird characters that want to see infants die for ENTERTAINMENT
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>>3086394
We JUST got a bump to our psychic powers, wiping his memories and personality is as good as killing him without murdering a fucking baby
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>>3086398
Seriously, it's just depressing at this point
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>u so mad

How low the righteous have fallen.
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The votes...

>Just Kill him
2 votes

>Wipe his mind
>Erase his identity
>Then
>Kill him
4 votes

>Give the curse to your Mom
4 votes

>Curse John
>THEN
>Break his puny body
4 votes

>Haha
>What a sweet and sickly sight that would have been

>The winner
>By a thin margin

>Is to break his mind
>His spirit
>Then
>Burden him with what he deserves
>Weakness
>Emptiness
>Make him match his hollow self


>Break him
>Then Baby him
7 votes.


>You stand over your blind, bloody mess of a pretend father
>Anonymous

>You're not a good person
>But
>You can do good things.

A: "So I can do bad things...and still be a good person?"
>Can you?

A: "..."
>You look at Luna
A: "No."

>She is not smiling
>She looks
>Curious

A: "I don't get to just -decide- what's good. I -ask- that. I prove it I..."
>Anon has just performed an act
>That fills most people
>With terror

A: "I don't get to bullshit who I am anymore."
>Anon grew up a little more

>He fills his diaper

A: "Fuck this."
>He peels it off

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>>3086417

A: "First."
>HU-FUCKIN'-WHAP!
>SHPLAORSH!

Jh: "HEHHHFHFFRRRRRRRRRR"
>A gag
>That gags him
Jh: "ORHF!"

A: "You don't get to talk anymore."
>Baby muscles curls
>Into a stubby can opener

>The sun is blotted out
>You turn around
>Lil' baby butt gleamin
>To see Hog
>He carries a snake skeleton in his hands

R: "You makin' him hurt?"
A: "...for fuckin' starters."
R: "He deserve it?"
A: "He deserves worse."

>John tries to wriggle away again
>Killa Kente puts a rifle round in his knee

>BRAK!

>He screams
>Your shit sprays from the sides of the diaper gag

>You are upon him before the breath is fully pushed from his chest

https://youtu.be/Y7hPy8EJnRU

>Baby Muscles
>HUNGRY
>BABY MUSCLES ANGRY

>You are less so
>You have made up your mind

>Everything serves a purpose
>Even John
>Because you have given him one

>You slide up his back
>The back he'd let you piggy back on
>Then 'accidentally' drop from the second floor

>Muscles
>Digs
>Into his nerves

A: "UPSY DAISEY!"

>He scorpions
>Killa Kente sees him reach for you
>BRAK!

>He wings John's shoulder
>You dig a foot
>Into the hole

A: "Hey, Dad."

Jh: "MmRRrrrr!"

A: "The worst part? It could have been better...you could have been. I could have. You aren't. We're not."

>You whisper in his ear

A: "Lemme show you what we missed."

cont
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>>3086424
>>3086424

>SKKKKRRRRR
>You use Muscles' lil fingers
>Stretched
>Under his skin
>Dug
>Into his nerves


>You show him something
>Special
>You know what it's like now
>How to love
>How to -be- loved
>Safety
>Warmth
>However quick they would fleet in and out of your life

>You knew what you were missing
>So now
>You share that feeling
>With John


>The Day earn your birthday cake with chores
>A birthday party
>A group hug with him, Mom, you, the dog
>His clean shaven face
>His beautiful house
>A humble house
>Your house
>That never existed

>There was never a happy Birthday
>There was never a Merry Christmas
>There was never gonna be a prom
>A wedding
>A family trip
>A goddamn
>Fucking
>BREAKFAST
>WITHOUT FEAR POISONING IT
>WITHOUT ANGER
>OR JUDGEMENT
>OR PAIN
>OR TERROR
>When he murdered your fucking cat for getting on his nerves
>Lessons on how to care for animals
Jh: "They're just like us, Son. They just wanna be happy. You can help em' be happy! That's what it's all about! Taking care of each other."


>When he first started to hit mom
>Her Pills
>His drinking

>Him taking you to work
>You taking him to career day
>They all look at you both in awe
>With jealously
>With pride

>A pride that never existed
>A fatherhood
>Abandoned

>You make every dream-like second hurt just as fucking much as it floods his skull with happiness

>No Ball games
>No growing up
>No first job
>No camping
>No fish trip
>No sunsets
>No stories
>No grandpa
>No warm fires no Pipes No shooting range No manhood No dirt No smiles No hugs
>It's gone
>Worse
>It never had a chance

>The Man John is could -never- provide real happiness to anyone
>ANY
>ONE
>But himself...


A: "It's ok...I can."

>SHLUAWUNK!
>You pull the nerve connection
>Land on your bare ass

cont
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>>3086430
>>3086430

>You are alone Anonymous
>Alone with yourself
>Seated on the man who could -never- have been what you needed him to be...

A: "I'm done with you now, John."
>John swallows by reflex
>Then starts to convulse

A: "Don't worry. I won't let you die."
>You huff
>Crawl off of him
>Open your human hand

>Killa Kente lays your Sax into it

A: "Sorry, mom."
>You look to Luna
>She still
>Is not smiling

A: "I see a use for him."
L: "...Why not throw him away?"

>Anonymous ponders
>Realizes just how proud he is
>Of himself

A: "I might be a little like him..."
>You turn back
>Examine the lump you've left on the dirt
A: "...but we aren't the same."

>Muscles shreds some of John's shirt off
>You wipe with it

A: "I'm better."
>Anonymous pulls the sax to his lips

A: "Help me play, mom?"
L: "Help you trade the curse, you mean?"
A: "That too...heh."
>You smirk
A: "He's right about one thing."

>Anonymous gives Luna
>A lil' baby smooch
>On her cheek
A: "I like making you happy."

>Luna
>Smiles
A: "What should I play?"

cont
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>>3086432

>Her suggestion is odd
A: "Aw- Aw what? You know I hate that Christmas cr-"

>She doesn't even speak past her suggestion
>She lets you feel it
>How much she wants to venerate you
>For you
>To venerate yourself
>Anon has an answer to some big questions
>That many don't
>Some even his adoptive mother doesn't...

>He knows what he will not do
>He knows what he will take real vengeance for

https://youtu.be/iCpRHGr7U9s


>You play


DEATH TO THE WORLD
YA BOI HAS COME

LET FAGS
RECEIVE
DEEZ NUTS

IN EVERY THREAD
IS ANON MAAC MOOOOOT

LET HEAVEN AND NATURE SAGE
LET HEAVEN AND NATURE SAGE


IN EVERY
DAMN FIELD
YOU SHOULD
PUT
SAGE

>Slowly
>Your limbs grow
>Your hair
>lengthens

>John's wounds begin to heal
>He sees
>You
>Standing over him
>Prouder
>Taller
>Better
>Stronger
>Magical
>Full of potential

>Without even a spiteful glance downward
>All you see is Luna floating overhead
>Her smile wide
>Her eyes
>Bright

>John's last thoughts
>As a man
>Are how you look so much like the way
>He wishes he was


FLAMES TO THE THREADS
NO FATE SHALL COME

THE PLOT
CAN SUCK
HIS ASS

ANONYMOUS MACMOOT
WILL KICK YOU IN THE DICK
CHUTE

THEN DAB ON YOUR BURNT CORPSE
then dab on your burnt corpse

THE GOLDEN BLACK KING
WILL DAB
ON YOUR
CORPSE


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>>3086433

>He is so small now
>John
>His skin is smooth
>His body without mark
>He still has some crows feet
>In his lipid eyes
>You might see that same
>Bright charm
>With nothing else behind them

>Anon doesn't
>He is too busy

>Being a man.

AT LAST
COMES
THE PRINCE

HIS CROWN
IS SPUN
IN THORNS

FROM PAIN
AND WAR

HE'S CONQUERED HIS OWN SELF
HE'S CONQUERED OTHERS TOO

AND SOON HE'LL CONQUER YOU
AND SOON HE'LL CONQUER YOU


HE'S WINNING THE GAME
THAT YOU
JUST
LOST

Boo.

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>>3086436

>You are finished
>You are whole
>Adult

ANON HAS ESCAPED THE BABYFICATION CURSE

>Your Stats
>RESTORED!

>You are naked

A: "..."

>Hog covers his mask
>Kente does not

KK: "What? Dis is normal where I am from."
A: "Nudity?"
KK: "Patricide."

A: "Eh."


>You look down at John
>He is also nude now
>Filthy as well

L: "He is still yours. To do with as you please."
A: "I want to hurt him still."

Jh: "A-..anown?"
A: "ohhhhh I want to hurt him."

>You clench your fist
>Muscles gets excited

A: "Good thing I already did."
>You turn to go
>Pause

Jh: "...Anown. If yow tuwn me back. I'ww tew you wew -Ron- is."

>Anon
>Chuckles
>Then
>He laughs

Jh: "You haven't kiwed me yet. You won't. You'we a good boy..."
A: "Heheheh...."

Jh: "I know you'we. Good. You'we -my- son aftew a-"

>Then

>He takes advantage of the fact a baby counts as a 'helpless' target and golf-swings his vorpal wand into the little shit stain that is John Doe Fucking McMoot knockin' his soul CLEAN out his little body

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>>3086443

>Doesn't
>Leave
>A scratch

A: "Cool~ ."
>You can see his soul
>In your wand
>Screaming
A: "His soul's a man soul."

Jh: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH."
A: "My wand's supposed to be a paradise...but I got friends in there, dad. Good ones."

>The lost souls from Woevenmire emerge
>They've needed a new target

A: "I'll have use of you yet, old man."
Jh: "ANON! SON! PLEASE! THIS IS WRONG!"

A: "No. You."

>You let them take him
>You reach down into the void

>Pick around a bit

A: "Let's see...fuckin' here and there...naw. Naw that's"

>Something bites you

A: "AH! FUck!"
>You pull back
>It's her

>The baby soul you snatched up
>From when you watches that family get eaten by parasites

L: "...Really?"
A: "Yes."

>You Recycle
>By putting the little soul
>In this convenient
>Little Vacant body

L: "That's the wrong gender, darling."
>Anon considers this

A: "Well they won't be the first shit with the wrong bits. Least they got a pulse."
L: "You've made a trans-sexual Revenant."

A: "....is the body gonna grow?"
L: "Yes. As long as the soul in it feeds."
A: "...they won't know they're dead."
L: "No."
A: "Won't know they're a meat-machine."
L: "No."

A: "..."

>Anon rearranges some meat
>Takes all the time he needs
>The Gangsters return
>Confused as fuck
>Roadhog watches
>Pissed

A: "It's a girl."
>The baby coos
>Boops your nose with her new little feet

A: "Huh. Not bad."
L: "Stop examining it, Anonymous. That's crude."

A: "Oh- OH! SHIT."
>You clothe her in a nearby Muscle Beach shirt
>It says "Big Rig" on the back
>Which you put on the front

A: "Huh..."
>She's actually kind of cute
A: "Hey."

>You look around
A: "Who wants a baby?"
>The Gangsters
>The African Skeletons
>All run for the hills

A: "Oh, motherf-"

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>>3086446

>Smash cut
>Diaz's house

>DING
>DONG

>They find a little basket on the front step
>It contains
>A baby
>With a note

"Everybody has a purpose. Even if it's not good. It's worth it. Take of this for me, would ya? Or at least get her to a good foster home."

>Angie
>Screams

An: "Raph...RAPHSWEETIECOME HERE!"
Ra: "What is it mi little churro- A BABY!?"
An: "Raph...it's from Anonymous."
Ra: "..."

>Raphael faints
An: "I can't believe he and Janna would just ABANDON their child like this!"

>He wakes up
R: "Janna? Ohoho no it's -clearly- Jackie Lynn Thomas'."
An: "Oh, as if. That girl wears helmets to go climb stairs. She'll reproduce in a petri dish."
R: "Janna. Is not a very nice girl. She is not Anon's type. She would also never carry a baby to term."

>He takes the baby
Ra: "Besides. It doesn't matter."
>Her rocks her
Ra: "We should call deh police."
An: "It's Janna."
Ra: "Jackie."
An: "JANNA! Look at her! She looks...uh. Actually wow, that's all Anon in there."
Ra: "She ees a little princess! Oh! Let's keep her!"

>Angie goes into her purse
>Takes her medication
>Waits 3 seconds

An: "No."


SESSION END
https://youtu.be/fygutp-zA4E

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Baby
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>>3086451
>We didn't keep the baby
Lame!
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>>3086451
Good end.
Raph is a man among men.
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>>3086451
BLESSINGS TO YOU QUEST. It was everything I hoped it would be. I was busy repairing cellular tech for my grandparents the other night, but when I finally got around to reading this particular scene, well, I just couldn't help myself.
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>>3086451
A good day.
Yes.
A good and fine day.
>>
Can we at least explain what the fuck we did to them? Holy shot.

Ideally before game night.
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>>3086451
>An: "No."

Well shit, what’s gonna happen to the kid now? How the fuck are we gonna explain this if they ask? Tell them we turned our dad into a baby, stole his soul and sealed it away in our wand, placed a newborn little girl’s soul into his body, and then corrected the baby’s gender? They’d try to have us locked in a fucking loony bin. Well okay, probably not, they’re both way too nice for that, but they’d certainly try and get us some psychiatric help or something.
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>>3086512
We need to say something before they say something to Janna or Jackie. Or say something to someone else about Janna and Jackie.
>>
>>3086512
>found on adventure
>it was horribly disfigured and damaged, did what we could to repair it
>took it to the best qualified parents we knew to figure out how to handle it. We too young to handle that shit
>>
Also, not to sound like a broken record, but we didn’t just leave Tahm Kench there so that he could slink away, did we?
>>
>>3086535
Hopefully we cleaned up the entire battle ground. That was a lot of drugged out thugs to let loose on our city.
Can't say without Quest confirming.
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>>3086456
sad they did not keep her
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>>3086512
The kid goes to a foster home and finds loving parents and is never mentioned again because its just a side npc and thats the end of that thread.
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>>3086565
is this not like anon having a baby with his dad?
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>>3086466
At last.

I get to gush about this.

Holy Mon-keigh in a barrel this is grand. Fabulous stuff, Anon. Stellar moves. Great sabrina expression. Proud of you. Olson sees into the INFINITE

>>3085558
bles this water man

>>3085297
>>3082130
These brought questo one step closer to curing his depression.

Have a great week, pals
Always remember

You are the best.
So Stay blessed.


>Next time...

R: "So. What'dya gonna do with the fish?"

KK: "We could leave him. He is of no use to us now."

A: "...that's fucking retarded get his fat ass loaded up. It's time for answers, Christ Dammit."

TK: "Hehehe. Everybody wants 'somethin'. "


bles
>>
>>3086805
>TK: "Hehehe. Everybody wants 'somethin'. "
>Implying he’s in any position to be making deals

Lmao no, we’re either killing him and taking his soul, or putting the collar on him, no contracts or any of that shady shit.
>>
I'd destroy the collars. I don't trust the devil or anything that he can use against us. It would be insane to think he wouldn't fuck over the person who prevented him from rising above the strings.

I definitely think the devil can over rule any collar "owner" in control of the enslaved. Having a item that uses his will is just inviting him to fuck with us at a inopportune time.
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>>3091331
Agreed, they're too risky to bother with. Plus even if they are safe, there's both the pride aspect of not needing the devil's tech when we can dominate others with our own will, and not wanting to let down hekapoo when she warned us away from this kind of thing all those threads back. I would not want to disappoint her with this
>>
>>3086830
>Lmao no, we’re either killing him and taking his soul
... I wonder what kind of power output the soul of a lesser? devil can output. I wonder if WV could use that to alleviate the strain of keeping those giant worms drilling...



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