Eleven years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects. The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to most every corner of the universe now. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across much the civilized universe, as well as your family’s feats in Dreadzone, most everyone now knows the names of your family and what all you can do.Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 742. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 1,327,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of five, chosen champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, an idol to the other Saiyans and the rest of the PTO, and a household name across the civilized universe.Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJn[DRAGON FORCE]: https://pastebin.com/A3nV1kqDPowerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswNArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down at my discretion>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: The Gladiatorshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ASu2Kl5ZL2w
>>3065450Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:Karn and Raven were asked on a mission by Towa, and you both accepted. You two, along with Future Chaya and Mira, were all sent to the world of Theros with the goal of acquiring the mythical weapon Godsend. You battled a trio of gods in the land of Nyx, wounding them with the combined powers of your Berserker transformation and your Stand. Having defeated the trio of gods you acquired the weapon from it’s owner, then went back through the portal to Theros. Seeing your daughter at the mercy of Ace’s ‘Super Saiyan Blue’ power, you unleashed your full power as well, combining your Berserk power with the demonic ki Towa granted you. You defeated Ace easily, then once back at Towa’s lab you collapsed for three straight days. Upon waking, Towa warned Karn of the dangers of applying her demonic powers to his Berserk power, stating the energy consumption would kill you. As we rejoin Karn, Towa has just asked Raven a very important question.“Are you ready to begin?” Towa asks.“Ye-“ Raven stammers, then closes her eyes and takes a calming breath, looking Towa in the eyes. “Yes.”“Excellent. Let us begin the preparations.” Towa says to her, then turns to you. “This process will take us some time. Chaya, why don’t you show Karn to your training room?”“YEAH!! Future Chaya says excitedly, grabbing you by the arm. “C’mon, c’mon, you gotta see it! It’s suuuper cool, Auntie Towa’s got all sorts’a cool trainin’ stuff!”“Sure, let’s go.” you say, noticing Towa’s irritated glare that Chaya is purposefully ignoring. You chuckle as you’re pulled along, almost dragging you along until she comes to a pair of two foot thick doors made of maybe Katchin, your daughter easily pushing them both open.“Tadaaa!!” she says, showing off her training room. Or rather, traning stadium. The facility is huge, a cube several hundred feet to a side. She leads you inside, you noticing several doors with unfamiliar writing above each, as well as somewhat familiar-looking controls by the door you came in. It looks like a gravity control panel, but considering Towa built this place, it probably does quite a bit more. You pry your eyes from the training room back to your daughter, who’s looking expectantly up at you.Well?>I’m impressed, this is a nice setup. Wanna show your old man around?>This is amazing! C’mon kiddo, show me how to use these things>So what kind of training have you been up to lately kiddo?>How did you unlock that transformation you’ve been using?>Want to go a round or two with your old man, and show me what you can do?>Other(write in)50 minute vote
>>3065451>I’m impressed, this is a nice setup. Wanna show your old man around?>So what kind of training have you been up to lately kiddo?May as well find out what it all is, for future reference.
>I’m impressed, this is a nice setup. Wanna show your old man around?>So what kind of training have you been up to lately kiddo?>Want to go a round or two with your old man, and show me what you can do?
>>3065451>I’m impressed, this is a nice setup. Wanna show your old man around?>So what kind of training have you been up to lately kiddo?
>>3065451>I’m impressed, this is a nice setup. Wanna show your old man around?>How did you unlock that transformation you’ve been using?She might help us get a handle on the EGA if we ask.
>>3065451>>I’m impressed, this is a nice setup. Wanna show your old man around?>>This is amazing! C’mon kiddo, show me how to use these things>>How did you unlock that transformation you’ve been using?
>>3065460>>3065467>>3065472>>3065474>>3065488I’m impressed, this is a nice setup. Wanna show your old man around? and So what kind of training have you been up to lately kiddo? both win it. Wriring
>>3065451“Wow.” you say, sufficiently awed. You weren’t sure what you expected, but you never imagined her training room looked quite like this. “I’m impressed, this place is seriously amazing. No wonder you got so strong kiddo. C’mon, show your old man how to use these things.”“Yeah, yeah! C’mon let’s go!” she shouts excitedly, grabbing your hand and pulling you further into the room. As she shows you machine after machine, contraption after contraption, you realize your own training up to this point has been rather basic. You’re still training in the exact same ways taught to you by your father Tatsu back on Planet Vegeta when you were a boy. And despite the gravity in her training room being equal to New Salda’s, within an hour of trying out a few of the different machines, you’re already tired. It doesn’t make any sense to you, you’ve pushed yourself past your limits in far greater gravities than this. What’s going on?“Ha-Hang on. A minute.” you pant out to Chaya, having done sets of strenuous excercise on over a dozen machines. She’d set the weights on the machines you tested far down from her own marks. “Are these. Machines. Really this. Strenuous?”“No, not really.” she says. “You told me when I was little I had to train different ways. You said if you do the same workouts over and over, you quit gettin’ stronger.”“Seems like I was a pretty smart guy in your time.” you say, tiredly ruffling Future Chaya’s hair. She smiles, but before she can say anything, the moment is interrupted.“Mistress Chaya, Karn.” Churai says, suddenly appearing in the room right next to you both. You jump a bit in surprise, while Future Chaya doesn’t seem bothered at all. Must be a common occurrence. “Mistress Towa requests your presence. It is done.”“Is Raven okay?” you ask, rising up to your feet anxiously, tiredness forgotten.“Towa will explain everything to you.” she says, holding out a hand. You and Chaya share a look, grabbing the android’s hand. And the three of you are no longer in the training room, instead in what appears to be a medical facility. “Good, you’re both here.” Towa says, turning to the both of you. You see Raven laying on a table, seemingly asleep. “The procedure was a success, when Raven awakens she will have access to her empath powers.”“Thanks Towa.” you say, stepping forward and embracing Towa. For a moment she freezes up, then tentatively embraces you back. “This really means a lot to me, she lost her powers because I asked her to help. Thank you.”cont
>>3065589“O-Of course.” she says, trying to regain her composure. “However, it shall take her some time before she can consciously control it.”“How much time?” you ask, having a sudden realization. As long as you’re here, you can get new and different training in before your deathmatch with the Arbiter. Another year or so of training could make all the-“Absolutely not.” Towa says, you and Chaya looking to her confused. “The longer the two of you stay here, the more likely it becomes that that damnable Supreme Kai of Time can trace you back to here.”“So Daddy can’t stay at all?” Chaya asks Towa, the demon looking at the disappointment in your future daughter’s face and sighing out reluctantly.“Alright, you can both stay here for a little while.” Towa says, Chaya squealing excitedly. Your daughter grabs and lifts both you and Towa in her arms, you both pressed uncomfortably close together. After a few moments, Chaya sets you both down, bouncing slightly in excitement. “But Karn, you have to get dressed.”“Sure, sure.” you say, not worried about it yet. There’s nothing for you to wear here, after all. “But how long will we be able to stay? I need to prepare for the Arbiter, and I’m sure Raven would love to study under such a talented sorceress.”“I, well, not to brag, but..” she says, still blushing. “Alright, you both can stay. For a little while at least. But how long are you looking to stay?”Well?>Two weeks, enough to give you and Raven jumpstarts on your training and her learning>A month and a half, spend time training and getting to know Towa and Chaya more>Three months, as long as she’ll let you stay there30 minute vote
>Two months, A while but not too long
>>3065639>A month and a half, spend time training and getting to know Towa and Chaya moreGet swole with cutest saiyan plan is go
>>3065639>>A month and a half, spend time training and getting to know Towa and Chaya more
>>3065639>Two weeks, enough to give you and Raven jumpstarts on your training and her learningAs much as I wanna stay with Future Chaya, we can't compromise Towa's operations.
>>3065641Yeah, this. Don't want to completely take advantage of her hospitality, and two months will give her a decent buffer.
>Two weeks, enough to give you and Raven jumpstarts on your training and her learning
>>3065639>Two months, A while but not too long
>>3065639>Three months, as long as she’ll let you stay thereWe need to get STRONG
>>3065639>>Three months, as long as she’ll let you stay thereI want to get as much of a headstart on Super Saiyan 4 as possible.
>>3065639>>Three months, as long as she’ll let you stay there
>>3065641>>3065642>>3065645>>3065646>>3065647>>3065648>>3065659>>3065674>>3065675>>3065692>>3065699>>3065701>>3065709The write in for two months’ time wins it. Training time is a go, writing.
>>3065711>Truck noises of despair
>>3065733I know you misspelled trunks but now i can't stop imagining a truck with trunks hair
>>3065639“How long?” you repeat, thinking it over. You’ll want as much time as you can get, without putting Towa or especially your daughter in danger. But you don’t know enough. “What would you say? What’s the longest you think it would be safe for us to stay without endangering you all?”“Hmm, let me see.” she says, walking over to a computer. Her fingers fly over the keys, squiggly lines waving as she types lines of that same unfamiliar script. She mutters to herself as she types, you unable to follow her broken ramblings at all. You hear a noise behind you, turning and seeing Raven starting to wake up. She sits up, stretching then rubbing the back of her head.“Hey Raven, how’re you feeling?” you ask her, the young witch turning groggily towards you.“Karn?” she asks, looking over at you. She then raises an eyebrow at you. “...You know you’re naked, right?”“Why does everyone care?” you ask, Churai appearing beside you with a uniform similar to Chaya’s. You get dressed as Towa continues typing, Raven rising up to her feet unsteadily. You catch her as she almost falls, Raven nodding thankfully to you as you stand her back up.“Three months.” Towa says, turning to back and seeing you holding Raven up. You notice her left eye slightly twitch, but she continues. “As long as you stay no longer than three months, it should be fine.”“Two should be fine then.” you say. “Don’t want to risk something terrible happening.”“Karn, what is she talking abo-“ Raven asks, Chaya answering.“You get to stay!!” she says excitedly.“Karn made a convincing argument.” Towa says, standing up and walking over to Raven, putting her hand on Raven’s shoulder. “You both will be staying here for a time. Congratulations Raven, I shall be tutoring you myself on magic.”“Wait, really?” Raven asks, looking between you and Towa.“Really.” Towa says with a smirk. “I can’t have someone out there using demonic power and not being in control of it. Come, child. I have so much to show you.”With that Towa takes Raven, leading the young sorceress somewhere else in the compound.“Two whole months?” Chaya says excitedly, bouncing up and down. “Yay! I get to train with Daddy again!”Well, you now have two months. What kind of training will you do?>Have Chaya teach you how she trains>Spend your time learning the different training styles she’s learned>Focus on sparring with your daughter, and learning her fighting style>Have her help you control your Berserk power>Have her help you learn to use that Golden Oozaru power>Other(write in)
>>3065882>>Have Chaya teach you how she trainsThis will have great effect down the road.
>>3065882>Have Chaya teach you how she trains>Spend your time learning the different training styles she’s learned
>>3065882>Spend your time learning the different training styles she’s learned>Have Chaya teach you how she trainsThese two kind of seem like the same thing. But yeah, working on our base power level training seems for the best. Much as I'd like to work on Berserk or Golden Oozaru we can practice both of those normally, whereas we've got no idea when we'll be able to work on installing similar machines and the like on the ship, and upgrading the gravity chamber. This might be our only chance to work on our base PL for a while. Besides, the training we'd undergo here would be good for future reference. And would be better bonding time then attempting to maintain control of our mind while trying to beat her up as a giant yelling green haired dude or a colossal golden monkey.
>>3065882>Have Chaya teach you how she trains>Spend your time learning the different training styles she’s learned>Have her help you learn to use that Golden Oozaru powerA month is plenty of time to learn new training methods, the rest should be spent getting any info we can on golden oozaru
>>3065711>>>Have Chaya teach you how she trainsLet's do this
Rolled 1, 97, 80, 43, 16 = 237 (5d100)>>3065910>>3065898>>3065895>>3065894>>3065887>>3065886>>3065885Have Chaya teach you how she trains now, as well as have her teach you the different training styles she’s learned wins it. Interesting, roll me a 5d100
Rolled 41, 71, 69, 45, 71 = 297 (5d100)>>3065928>that 1
>>3065450two giant blue tiddies coming out at you from the right sideyou can't unsee it
Rolled 34, 68, 15, 57, 67 = 241 (5d100)>>3065928
Rolled 46, 11, 93, 79, 50 = 279 (5d100)>>3065928>Update
Rolled 2, 57, 91, 70, 74 = 294 (5d100)>>3065928
>>3065932>>3065934>>306593546/100, 71/100, 93/100, 79/100, 71/100. Interesting, writing.
>>3065895Except the entire reason we wanted to stay was for Chaya to give us a headstart on Super Saiyan 4, since she's had to go through it herself and she can handle us in Golden Oozaru.We could have picked up training tips before we left, we still have two months normal time to train in and we just wasted our chance for Golden Oozaru training without accidentally everything.
>>3065962I know, it's disappointing.If you want to get your idea in, you essentially have to post it first so everyone can see it, even if it's just a reminder of things that had already been talked about or decided on last thread, since everyone seems to just forget.People rarely come back to check the thread after they post, so they won't change their vote unless there's already discussion going on that might draw them back to check what's being said. And so, because the idea wasn't posted first and the reasoning properly explained in a simple and easy to understand manner, we lost the chance to get information on how to train golden oozaru and eventually go super saiyan 4 here.Now we'll probably have to go back to towa and chaya who knows how many threads from now and do more work for her in order to get that information.
>>3065962>Except the entire reason we wanted to stay was for Chaya to give us a headstart on Super Saiyan 4I just wanted to spend some time with our daughter and get some new methods of gains.Let's work on actually managing Berserk before we go jumping to other forms.
OH FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED WE NEVER GOT OUR ZENKAI BOOST FROM THE DEMON BERSERK
>>3065979There was plenty of time to learn how she trains, and we could have taken that information back with us and continued to benefit from it even after we left.However, now we simply won't get the information or practical experience in using the golden oozaru form that we can only get from training with chaya, because we focused ENTIRELY on working out with her for some reason.Either way, we'd have spent the entirety of our time here with chaya, and gotten stronger for it.Only, with the way the vote went, we lost out on the single most important thing we could have gained from this trip, which can't be gotten anywhere else.
>>3065979New methods of gains can be aquired through a pamphlet and we have Berserk fairly sorted out. You did notice we haven't been needing rolls to enter it or focus it at things we want to murder right? GD also said that we're so far from LSSJ2 that we'd literally be able to get SSJ4 far before it. We have plenty of time to spend with Chaya while we're not being a rampaging monkey, and she'd probably get a kick about teaching Karn. Literally everything else can be done on our own time. This was our one shot to get a headstart on Gold Oozaru.
>>3065984You’ll get it. I’m adding that to the training rolls at the end of this/these post(s)
>>3066001oh ok thanks GD
Any chance these choices won't take up our entire two months of time? I wasn't here to vote but I'd have voted for Golden Oozaru Training if I was.
>>3066001Do you remember them good ol zenkais?Pepperidge Farms remembers.
>>3065962>Except the entire reason we wanted to stay was for Chaya to give us a headstart on Super Saiyan 4I wanted to stay so we could get ideas for new training to raise our base PL and so we could bond with our daughter, not so we could get a headstart on Golden Oozaru. And I mean, we could work on Golden Oozaru without Chaya anyways? We'd need a higher PL to unlock SSJ4 either way, so the only training we'd be able to do is gaining control of it, which GD said we'd have an easier time doing then, say, Goku did in GT because we're a fully grown adult Saiyan who already have experience going Oozaru. Golden Oozaru is even less dangerous then Berserk anyways, it's much easier to disable, if necessary.
>>3066022It's easier to disable if we want to lose our tail. Saiyan Tails don't regrow after adulthood without magic or other shenanigans and again, ideas for new training can be gotten easily and we'd be bonding with her anyways while she teaches us.We could work on Golden Oozaru without her, but there's a high chance of us accidentally something unless we manage to pull a Vegeta and just go "lolno." Also, if we're sticking to canon the second we can hold it long enough to regain control, we'd immediately transform into SSJ4.The problem is are you really willing to risk not being able to control Gold Oozaru outside of Towa's Lair? What if we can't gain control, then we indiscriminately murder everyone, or we go to an uninhabited planet and then blow it up before reverting and immediately passing out. Whoops, we're dead there. This was the best chance we had with the least about of risk of killing us or anyone else we cared about.
>>3066033>It's easier to disable if we want to lose our tail. It’s not easier to disable because of the tail, it’s easier to disable because they’d just have to destroy the Power Ball to bring us back to normal.
>>3066033And no, we wouldn’t just “Immediately go SSJ4” after we gained control of Golden Oozaru, we’d need to be bombarded by Blutz waves, at least the first time, to transform.
>>3066061I believe Kaz has confirmed that you go SSJ4 as soon as you regain control of Gold Oozaru last thread. The Blutz Waves are for transformation into Gold Oozaru in the first place.
>>3066072This anon gets it. Oozaru requires Blutz waves, usually provided by the full moon or a power ball. And, as >>3066053 said, it's very easy to just have someone blow up a powerball if we sperg out too much. Very easy to train, especially if we had Meloka or Freezypop watching us.
>>3066125Vegeta needed the emitter because he didn't have a tail. The emitter pretty much forced the transformation, bypassing his lack of tail. Once he was in Oozaru he rampaged abit like a dick, went "Loljk." and went straight into Super Saiyan 4
>>3066127You’re probably right, been a few years since I watched GT.
>>3065882“C’mon kiddo, we’ve got two whole months to train.” you say, throwing an arm over Chaya’s. “I want you to show me everything. You get to be the one to teach me now.”“Teach you?” she asks, startled. “But I’ve never taught anyone before, what if I do it wrong? Or what if you get hurt, or I don’t teach you right, or-!!”“Chaya.” you say, stopping her rambling meltdown. You smile a little inside, something else she inherited from her mother. You grab her by the shoulders, looking her square in the eyes. “You can do this. Don’t try and impress me, or worry about what I’ll think, or anything else. You’re my daughter Chaya. Just be you, and let’s go have some fun.”“O-Okay.” she says, taking a breath to calm down. “Sorry about that.”“Don’t be sorry.” you say, taking a fist and noogie-ing her head. “Just relax a bit kiddo. You don’t have to impress me. I’m your dad. I’ll always love you. Now c’mon, let’s get into it.”“Right!” she says, immediately back to her happy self. She leads you back to the training room, the two of you diving into training.Over the next two months you spend several hours every day with Chaya, learning all the different ways she worked out to get to her current level. You’re impressed by the sheer volume of workout variety she has memorized, each day a different workout. However, she doesn’t spend every day training. Every five days she trains her body physically, then on the next few she doesn’t, focusing on maintaining her newest transformation. You were confused by this at first, but Chaya explained Towa’s reasoning.“It’s the most efficient way to train.” Chaya had told you, you both resting that first fifth day. You in your Ascended Super Saiyan form as Chaya lounged around in her Primal Saiyan form(or Super Saiyan 2 and Super Saiyan 4, as they’re called by the Time Patrollers). “Auntie Towa helped me figure out the most efficient training method for us Saiyans. And we get the best results giving 100% five days a week, then resting the other two. She studied me for years as I trained, and we figured out the best ways to work out. It turns out our muscles need the rest time to properly build back up, else our growth will grind to a stop.”“Huh, interesting.” you’d said, tucking that knowledge away for later. So for those two days every week you relax, and just talk with your daughter. She tells you what it was like growing up, both on your ship on the run from the Covenant, and here in Towa’s facility. But while you’re there, training and talking with your daughter isn’t all you spend your time doing.>roll me a d300,000+150,000
Rolled 19348 + 150000 (1d300000 + 150000)>>3066165Come on Nat 1
Rolled 255490 + 150000 (1d300000 + 150000)>>3066170Fucking god dammit
Rolled 16955, 89638, 78242, 28801, 78646, 111801, 55485, 54581, 90686, 140573, 125797, 34547, 75089, 56979, 117196, 90686, 87788, 141103, 123340, 38609, 17511, 23533, 66119, 120425, 103293 = 1967423 (25d150000)>>3066165
>>3066175Wait, run that by me again. How do I roll what now?
Rolled 189670 + 150000 (1d300000 + 150000)Come on Big Numbers
Rolled 15 (1d300)>>3066165
>>3066173This guy is our hero.
>>3066168>>3066173>>3066179405,490/450,000. Impressive, Karn’s powerlevel is now 1,732,490. Writing.
>>3066174God dammit, I hate phoneposting. Whatever.
>>3066193Oh yeah, Karn's got this.
>>3066255I'd like to break 2 Mil before we fight Arbiter.
Wew boy I wonder what ol Frozenboi is going to think when his best buddy just suddenly disappears for a split second and comes back swole as his second form.
>>3066262>My General is THICC
>>3066291One, that's Aku. Two, has anyone else noticed that Crazy Hassan's powerlevel is listed as MERCHANT?
>>3066294The powerlevel of a used camel salesmen is far beyond the ability of mere scouters to calculate.
>>3066294>Not understanding how hard it is to be a merchant man in these dark trying times.
>>3066315The real question is, how many Raditz is he worth?>>3066193Also, GD, can we pick up a scouter from Towa that's set to read power levels in units of canon Raditz?
>>3066165During your two month stay in Towa’s realm, you learned quite a bit. You learned hundreds of new ways to work out, as well as all about your daughter from another future. You see very little of Towa, her minions and Raven during your stay, this bringing a question to your mind that you ask one day.“So there’s you and Towa, and I guess Mira and Churai here as well.” you’d said, for the first time unsure. “Is... Is there anyone else here?”“Nope, just the four of us here.” she’d said unphased, continuing her sets. “We’re almost like our own little happy family.”“But, don’t you have any other friends?” you’d asked, Chaya tilting her head confused.“Friends? Uhh, no?” she said to you confused, you feeling a tightness in your chest. But before you can say anything she continues, breaking your heart further. “I haven’t ever really had friends. When I was little, you an’ me, we couldn’t stay anywhere for very long. We were always on the run, the Covenant always trying to hunt you down and kill us. So when I was growing up, I only had you.”“I’m sorry.” you’d said, stopping. “For putting you through that, and leaving you behind. I’m-““Shhh, it’s ok Daddy.” she says, hugging you. “In that timeline you did everything you could for me. I ate when you went hungry, and you even died for me. Just... Just promise me one thing, okay?”“Name it.” you said seriously, without hesitation.“When... When you go... You know, back.” she says, swallowing back against the tears. “Keep little me safe. Kill the Arbiter, and give her the life the Covenant, and especially the Time Patrol took away from me.”“I will.” you promised, giving your daughter a Saiyan salute then hugging her. She hugged back, the two of you then resuming your workout. But all too soon, the two months draw to a close.“Well well, I must say Karn, I’m impressed.” Towa says as you and Chaya walk into her lab proper, you wearing the training suit you’d shown up to her lab in. Today’s the day. “You’ve grown in these few months.”“Well, I had really talented help.” you say, hugging your future daughter to you. “Plus, your facilities here are rather impressive. You wouldn’t happen to know if many of those machines exist in my timeline, would you?”“Of course they do, albeit more primitive versions.” Towa says, Raven coming up and through the floor as her shadow form, quickly returning to her own form. You see she’s dressed in the suit and cloak she arrived in as well, ready to go. “And it would seem that this is farewell, for now.”“That it is.” you say, then turn to your daughter. You hug her and plant a kiss on her forehead, Chaya hugging you tight. “I’ll see you later kiddo.”“Bye Daddy!” she says, as you both let go. “Kick his ass!”“I will.” you say, then turn to Towa.Well?>Salute>Bow>Handshake>Hug>Other(write in)
>>3066340>>HugThen bow right before leaving.
>Hug>Thank you again for helping her Towa
>>3066340>Other: Special Friends Saiyan Handshake
>>3066340Backing this >>3066350
>>3066340>Hug>Thanks for giving Chaya a family after I died Towa...and I'm happy to count you as part of my family too.
>>3066340>Hug>thanks for helping me
>>3066361THIS SO MUCH THIS
>>3066361One day, we need to negotiate a truce to let Future Chaya live with us.
>>3066370One day, when Karn and Future Chaya have teamed up with Demon God Dumplin, after they have stormed the Time Nest, and broken every Time Patroller they've fought, and stand face to face with Chrona and her Full Power, they will offer her a deal that, if taken and upheld, will have the two of them leave the Time Nest never to return.The Supreme Kai of Time will ask what is their terms, in a voice that echoes across every universe in every timeline past, present, and future.And Karn will stand unbowed, the power of a god flowing through his veins, and he will give but one simple demand. "Let my daughter from another timeline live in peace in mine you fucking homewrecker!"
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3066349>>3066350>>3066353>>3066354>>3066359>>3066361>>3066363>>3066365>>3066375>>3066376>>3066384Hug plus write in wins it. Writing.
that roll for how long she spends spluttering and blushing up a storm?
>>3066421Can we steal a suit of time breaker armor and a scouter before we go?
>>3066421>8 on a d10what could it mean
>>3066443"I HAVE NOT KEPT THE FOOTAGE OF YOUR TRAINING THIS TIME."
>>3066421BLOODSTONE!!! HAVE CHAYA CHARGE THE BLOODSTONE!!!
>>3066340Without missing a beat you walk right up to Towa as well, her looking to you hesitantly expectant. You hug your demon sorceress/scientist/friend, the one who took your daughter in when you couldn’t be there for her.“Thanks for giving Chaya a family after I died, Towa.” you say, Towa stiffening up. “And I'm happy to count you as part of my family too.”“A- I- Yo-!!” she stammers a bit, unable to form a coherent response. After a moment she quits trying, simply hugging you back and pressing her entire body up against yours. After a moment you release her, Towa seemingly hesitant to let go a moment. But she does, you nodding once to her then she turns to Raven. “Come back sometime, once you’ve mastered what I’ve already taught you. I’ll be watching you, Raven. Do me proud.”“I will, Towa.” Raven says, the two sharing an unfamiliar gesture. Churai then appears next to you and Raven, positioning you all were you were when you left, then holding out a hand. You take the robot’s hand, and you’re immediately back to your ship. You look around confused, the Gravity Chamber seeming far smaller than you remember.“Thanks Chu...rai?” you say, turning to the android only to see she’s already vanished. You then turn to Raven, curious. “So, did it work?”“Yes.” she says, with a small smile. “She helped my re-unlock my empath abilities, as well as helping me expand my control over my magical powers.”“That’s good.” you say, smiling to the younger witch. You notice that she’s carrying herself far more confidently than before, you glad Towa was able to help her. “I’m glad she was able help you Raven.”“Do-Do you think I can go back?” she asks you.“Of course.” you reply. “I’ve been on a few missions for her already, when she’s ready she’ll ask us back.”“Oh, okay.” she says, floating over to a wall and through it. You had enjoyed spending that time both training and relaxing with your future daughter, but it’s time to get back to business. You feel the Bloodstone in your left sleeve, it radiating with some of Chaya’s power. It’s not nearly as filled as it was before you drained it, but it is far from empty as well.contDamn post limits
You now have two full months until your showdown with the Arbiter. What will you do?>Focus on training alone how Future Chaya showed you>Focus on training how Future Chaya showed you, and teach her methods to Meloka>Focus on training how Future Chaya showed you, and teach her methods to Meloka and the kids as well>Focus on developing a new ki attack(s)>Focus on maintaining your Ascended Super Saiyan form, so you won’t have to transform before/during the fight>Try and enhance your control over your Berserker form, it could be your trump card>Try and learn the Power Ball technique from Meloka, a few seconds of Golden Oozaru could win the fight>Go Ascended Super Saiyan and pour your extra energy into the Bloodstone every day, you now know how useful an artifact is is>Other(write in)
>>3066522>Focus on training how Future Chaya showed you, and teach her methods to Meloka and the kids as well>Try and enhance your control over your Berserker form, it could be your trump card
>>3066522>>Try and enhance your control over your Berserker form, it could be your trump cardBecause I want the entire damn galaxy to see what Karns like when he REALLY gets pissed.Also, damn it Aku, stop making me sad we can't waifu Towa! The Cute Neet Timewitch needs a loving husband.
>>3066522>>Focus on training how Future Chaya showed you, and teach her methods to Meloka>>Focus on maintaining your Ascended Super Saiyan form, so you won’t have to transform before/during the fightFive days on, two days off. If we have time, then also >>Try and enhance your control over your Berserker form, it could be your trump card
>>3066522>Focus on training how Future Chaya showed you, and teach her methods to Meloka>Try and enhance your control over your Berserker form, it could be your trump card
Honestly, we're pressed for time before the Arbiter Fight, I'd rather focus on Karn getting Swole now, and try teaching the kids and wife later when time isn't so limited.
>>3066532Going with this
>>3066522>>Focus on training how Future Chaya showed you, and teach her methods to Meloka and the kids as well>Go Ascended Super Saiyan and pour your extra energy into the Bloodstone every day, you now know how useful an artifact is is
>>3066547Same, but it's always better to train with a partner just incase. Which is why I say, we teach Meloka for now and we can spread it to others later.
>>3066522>>Try and enhance your control over your Berserker form, it could be your trump card>Focus on maintaining your Ascended Super Saiyan form, so you won’t have to transform before/during the fightfocus on the fight we can train everyone else later
>Arbiter fight arrives>Arby: "I have used your own tools against you, foolish monkey. Now my strength dwarfs what it was before thanks to the enhanced gravity training!">Karn: "Nice try fucko but have you heard of calisthenics?"
>>3066584>"What?! Karn was holding out on me?!">"P-Please lord frieza, calm down!">"I AM CALM, DAMN IT! Now get me one of these so called "exercise balls" immediately, before i send you back home in a gas canister!"
>>3066584I bet the Arbiter doesn't even know what a fucking ice bath is.His gains are puny compared to the all-juicy Karn.
>"Please Arbiter, did you really think I would share the secrets of my training plan with the entire galaxy...and NOT have found an even better method to use? What do you think I am? Stupid?
Rolled 18, 14, 20 = 52 (3d100)>>3066527>>3066531>>3066532>>3066546>>3066548>>3066549>>3066559>>3066572>>3066577So taking the top popular answers, training your Berserk form wins, followed closely by training with Meloka, then working on maintaining your Ascended Super Saiyan form. Roll me a 4d100
Rolled 68, 74, 37, 62 = 241 (4d100)>>3066619THE POWER OF A GOD
Rolled 69, 9, 47, 24 = 149 (4d100)>>3066619Oh man, those are not good rolls.Also, how's raven feeling right now?
Rolled 50, 38, 36, 38 = 162 (4d100)>>3066619
Rolled 96, 31, 92, 61 = 280 (4d100)>>3066619
Rolled 5, 26, 96, 72 = 199 (4d100)Come one no whammies....
>>3066629>>3066628SAME SECONDPLEASE GD
>>3066628>>3066629Fuck, at the exact same second too
>>3066629Please be the savior we need!
>>3066628I'm so sorry
>>3066621>>3066622>>3066628Well that could have gone->>3066629>exact same secondFuck it, let’s go! 96/100, 74/100, 92/100, 62/100. Writing.
>>3066662GD is a kind and loving QM.
>>3066662I love you, GD!
GD is the best god of darkness we could ever ask for.
>>3066662Thank you GD You truly are the best
>>3066662Truly, the kind and merciful Shogun of Sorrow that we need.
>>3066662Gotta admit, Thats kinda impressive getting it timed down perfectly like that.
>>3066662not the first time this happenedthank you based softie
>>3066662Bless you GD
fuck the covenantgotta wonder what the chief thinks of us saiyanswould be neat if the battle for new salda going south interrupted some important operation and gave the boys an opening that saved their asses
>>3066760The Chief doesn't exist in this universe because GD never had a childhood and didn't play any of the Halo Trilogy
>>3066776Think he was talkin' bout Brutus.
>>3066788No, i was talking about master chief.
>>3066788We know that Brutus respects us as a warrior and friend.He's probably dissapointed that circumstances led to us being enemies and that he couldn't quite keep up with Karn's true power.He'll probably get a kick out of us maiming the Arbiter with his weapon though, so there's that.
>>3066790Well that's silly. Why wouldn't you capitalize what is essentially his name? No one calls him John. But yeah dude don't exist.
>>3066807To be fair, Halsey calls him John.She never could get over saving the Galaxy at the cost of a few kids I guess.
>“A- I- Yo-!!” she stammers a bit, unable to form a coherent response. After a moment she quits trying, simply hugging you back and pressing her entire body up against yoursMy headcanon is that Towa was trying to say 'I love you' but was to embarrassed to actually do so.
>>3066776How impressed would MC be with our covie kill count?
>>3066905I think Karn has actually killed far more Covies than MC has, by this point, just because of the sheer size of his attacks, and the amount of ships he's taken down.
>>3066905At least he would approve of us "finishing this fight"https://youtu.be/yfN1mfovjJY
>>3066520You have two full months until your fateful showdown with the Arbiter. With the training you’ve already gotten while in Towa’s realm, you’re more prepared for your fight than you were before going on the mission for Towa. But you know you’re not quite ready to face the Arbiter solo yet. You need more. So you leave the Gravity Chamber and walk towards your bedroom, but before you can make it back-“Daddy!!” Chaya shouts, running around the corner and leaping at you. You catch your little girl, smiling at her. “Where are you goin’? You’re gonna be late!”“I already went.” you say, Chaya looking really confused at you. “I’m back now.”“You’re back?” she asks, tilting her head at you.“Yeah kiddo, I’m back.” you say. “We did it.”“YAAAAAAY!” she shouts, doing her best to hug as much of you as she can. You carry your daughter back to your room, seeing they’re all waking up. “Momma! Broly! Chilli! Megu! Wake up, Daddy’s back already!”“Huh, Karn?” Meloka asks, looking around. “You left?”“Yeah, I’m back.” you reply, hugging Meloka to you and kissing her. She’s a bit surprised but rolls with it, making out with you. “I missed you.”“How long were you gone?” she telepathically asks, brows furrowing in concern. “You’ve been off training, haven’t you?”“Yeah, I spent two months training with Future Chaya.” you reply, also telepathically. “While Towa was teaching Raven, Chaya showed me a bunch of different ways to train, to get as strong as she is. We’ve got two months until the Arbiter arrives, I’ll need you now more than ever.”“I’m in.” she says, now out loud. “Let’s do this.”>roll me a d80,000+60,000
Rolled 29686 + 60000 (1d80000 + 60000)>>3066979
Rolled 47273 + 60000 (1d80000 + 60000)>>3066979
Rolled 61794 + 60000 (1d80000 + 60000)
Rolled 61486 + 60000 (1d80000 + 60000)>>3066979
>>3066989>how to get swole in sixty daysNice.
>>3066989eyy, this man for the win
So GM, I gotta ask, could we get Future Chaya a puppy or...something? While Towa is Best Aunt, she's busy alot, the android helper really doesn't have a personality, and Mira is....Mira. She needs more companionship. Hell I could say the same for Towa really.
>>3066998We could probably give her a baby camel once we find a good wife for Camali.
>>3066983>>3066987>>3066989121,794/140,000. Karn is now up to 1,854,284. Writing.
>>3067001You have my full support on this idea.Only question is, do you have camali's?
>>3067004Meloka sees Karn's new PL and is all "Dammit, time travel is cheating."
I can't wait to tell our lower temperature lad about how apparently there are better ways to train than screaming really loud and push ups. He will finally get some muscle.
>>3067019I'm sure Hassan will be around soon enough.
>>3067022>there are better ways to train than screaming really loud and push upsWell yeah, there's also the ultimate gains pro method. Pic related.
>>3066998We could knock up Towa and giving Future Chaya a sibling to play with.
>>3067031You, I like you, I'm 1000000000000000000000000000000% up for this idea.
>>3067038I'm 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% up for this idea as long as Meloka is okay with Karn knocking Towa up.
>>3067031I'm sure Mira will take exception to that.And our wife obviously.
>>3067030Has Frieza tried out this method yet?
>>3067031I am ready and Towa seems to be getting there as well.
>>3067046First. Fuck Mira, not litterally, but figuratively.Second I'm really hoping we can convince her to make this a loving 3 way relationship, with Towa and Meloka loving each other as much as they do Karn, because damn it Towa makes my heart melt with how cute she is and she breaks it when she shows how utterly starved she is of anykind of physical/emotional contact.
>>3067046Towa won't need Mira anymore after she gives birth to her new ultimate weapon, as for our wife, I'm confident we could convince her.
>>3067050I don't know. All I remember is him doing one push up and then exploding into golden form.
>>3067056Let's be honest. Karn has done more damage to the Time Patrol then Mira has at this point.
>>3067059His actual training consisted of beating up a guy who was only about as strong as Dodoria for a few months.What's actually impressive is how that mook didn't die.
>>3067056>Convincing our slightly yandere wife to share usDo you want to get us speared through the chest with an Energy Javelin, you madlad?
>>3067081If it was litterally anyone else, I'd agree with you, but I think Towa has done enough, saving Karn's life, saving Meloka's life, deporgraming Nefarious's mindcontrol from Karn, helping Raven now, and raising Future Chaya, plus more I probably forgot, that I think Towa would get a pass.
>>3067081that's not the worst reaction the worst one her in tears saying"a..am I not good enough for you karn"
>>3067093inb4 'Of course you are, honey, but don't you think Towa deserves to be happy, too, with everything she's done for both of us?'
>>3067081She would join in too, She literally owes Towa her life and ours to her.
>>3066979For the next two months, you put your nose to the grindstone and train yourself and Meloka. You both follow the training that your future daughter showed you, you teaching Meloka as Future Chaya taught you. Day after day you both push yourselves further and further, reaching new heights of power. Every five days, as Chaya taught you you push your bodies to the limits. Then on the sixth and seventh days of every week, you take those days off from serious physical training. Instead of pushing yourselves either of those days, you spend it training differently. Each of those mornings you work on your Berserk transformation, Meloka going Ultra Ascended Super Saiyan to help reign you in if you lose control. As you work on mastering that Berserk form, Meloka trains on her swole form alongside you. Every day after your training is over, you transform into your Ascended Super Saiyan form, working on maintaining it to the fullest of your ability.As days turn to weeks, and weeks turn to months, you feel your power growing by the day. As both yours and Meloka's strengths grow, you begin feeling more and more confident in your ability to handle the Arbiter. While your main focus is on your own training and preparing for your deathmatch with the Arbiter, other things still go on around you. Chaya continues fighting in the Dreadzone arenas, defeating two powerful Exterminators by the names of Reactor and the Eviscerator. Broly also seemed to begin getting into the mood, taking two Dreadzone events himself. Meanwhile Chilli finally got his own match, you making sure to watch it. He fought in an arena match, keeping himself away from the fighters in the arena as he destroys them with blasts and beams. Chilli is surprisingly popular among Dreadzone's viewers, almost as much as Chaya herself is. But you also make sure to spend time with your twins, telepathically connecting with each of them and trying to teach them their names. They're too young to get it, but that doesn't mean you don't try anyways.Too soon, however, the two months are up and the day is finally here. Your ship took off days ago, and now it has arrived at Planet Shaar. It's finally time!"Good luck Karn." Meloka says, your wife flying up and kissing you. You hug your wife and kiss her back, feeling her worry. "Be safe. Please?""You go Daddy!" Chaya says, pumping a fist. "Whup that bassard!""Haha I will, kiddo." you say, ruffling her hair. You then give a thumbs-up to everyone, leaping down off the landing ramp on your ship and flying to the planet below.cont
IT IS TIME. PREPARE YOUR FIGHTING MUSIC!
>>3067141DON'T FORGET OUR HAMMER FROM BRUTE BOI
>>3067141>"Whup that bassard!"Someday she’ll learn to speak like a normal person, and we’ll lose the opportunity for more gems like these. I dread that day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlYCxbBZUCY>Karn: Its's over Arbiter! I have the High Ground!>Arbiter: You underestimate my Power!
>>3067141You had prepared as much as you could, but now the die has been cast. You'd put on your finest suit of armor and scouter, slung the hammer over your back, stored your Bloodstone inside your left sleeve beneath your glove, and now it is time. Flying down to the planet you feel your body heating up from entry, you flaring your Ascended Super Saiyan aura up around yourself to protect you from the heat. You fly down towards the planet's surface, suddenly feeling the Arbiter's ki. He's gotten noticeably stronger than last time, but his growth is nowhere close to yours. After all, you did get two extra months of training in. As you continue flying down towards the planet, you hear the announcers' voices over your scouter."Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to a once-in-a-lifetime episode of Dreadzone!" Dallas shouts, you hearing faint cheering behind him."That's right Dallas, today is the day we've all been waiting for!" Juanita shouts as well, uncharacteristically as excited as Dallas. "Today the Arbiter, the Sword of Sanghelios, faces down 'The Dragon of New Salda', General Karn!!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpFgkZWHXqAYou fly down to the planet's surface, floating above the temple ruins where Meloka and Lord Boros tore the planet's surface with the intensity of their battle. It still looks like a molten hellscape, a fitting place for the Arbiter to meet his end. You feel the Arbiter's ki getting closer and closer, until you see one of the single-man Covenant fighters flying right towards you. You watch as the Arbiter leaps from the vessel, it spiraling out of control and crashing down into the lava below. He flies in front of you, the two of you staring each other down."So, here we are." the Arbiter says, glaring at you with his one good eye. "A fitting place, to be your grave.""This time won't be like the others." you say, popping your neck and knuckles. "I've got your number now. You won't leave this world alive.""Only one thing is certain, and that is that you will die here." he says, activating his blades. It's time.What will you do?>Rush and attack>Rush and Su Ma>Energy Blade and Su Ma>Unsling your Gravity Hammer and rush>Defend, focus on protecting yourself>Evade and counter>Death Beams and Eye Beams, keep back and attack from range>Scattershots and Energy Mines, keep away and test his defenses>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, attack with your full power>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath>[DRAGON FORCE], try your Eye Beams>Go Berserk, show him true power>Other(Write in)
>>3067254>>Evade and counter>Mix in Death Beams to do chip damage, and fuck up arm muscles, etc.
>>3067254>Go Berserk, show him true powerNone of that power escalation crap. We’re going to kill his ass.
>>3067254>Scattershots and Energy Mines, keep away and test his defensesDAKKA OUT THE ASS
>>3067254>>>Evade and counter>Mix in Death Beams to do chip damage, and fuck up arm muscles, etc.
>Unsling your Gravity Hammer and rushGo Berserk AFTER his swords are destroyed. Not before.
>>3067269Killing his ass comes later, friend. We want to make sure he can't pussy out when we kill his ass, first.
>>3067254backing this >>3067272
>>3067254>>Unsling your Gravity Hammer and rush
>>3067254>>Scattershots and Energy Mines, keep away and test his defenses
>Unsling your Gravity Hammer and rushWE'LL FIGHT YOU ON YOUR OWN LEVEL C'MON
>>3067254>Unsling your Gravity Hammer and rush
>>3067274Fuck it, changing from >>3067273To this >>3067274
>"Only one thing is certain, and that is that you will die here."He rigged himself with explosives set to go off when his heart stops. I can tell from this one, single sentence.He's not saying this out of overconfidence in his abilities. He's got a contingency in place to ENSURE it. He doesn't want the covenant's greatest enemy getting out of this alive if he can help it, even if he dies in the process.Fight with that in mind, anons. I'm going to play more Axiom.
>>3067344I mean, if we atomize him with a Berserk Final Flash, I doubt whatever explosive he's packing will be able to measure up.
>>3067263>>3067269>>3067272>>3067273>>3067274>>3067278>>3067281>>3067282>>3067313>>3067320>>3067323>>3067328Unsling your Gravity Hammer and rush wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
Rolled 60, 12 = 72 (2d100)>>3067359
>>3067344>arbies laffin as he dies>Karn says lolnope and puts up a barrier>[laffter stops]>ship swings by and picks up Karn in his safety bubble in spaceIt truly would be the greatest fuck you of all time if they tried and failed.
Rolled 63, 95 = 158 (2d100)>>3067359
Rolled 33, 94 = 127 (2d100)FOR HONOR AND GLORY
>>3067344I’m pretty sure he’s said some variation of “You will certainly die here” literally every time we’ve fought him, but him having a contingency like that wouldn’t surprise me.
>>3067361>not just putting a barrier around the Arbiter as he flash fries himselfThe best part is that he'd actually make a decent snack.
Whew, GG Lads, the 63 is iffy but that 95 is brutally perfect.
Rolled 36, 55 = 91 (2d100)>>3067359
>>3067360>>3067362>>306736363/100, 95/100. Failure, success. Writing.
>>3067368Karn hasn't tried making a barrier that isn't centered on himself IIRC and that isn't the time to try. And containing an explosion is far more difficult than withstanding one.
>>3067254You unsling your Gravity Hammer as the Arbiter activates his twin blades, you both staring each other down and waiting for the other to make a move.“RRRAAAAA!!” you roar, rushing headlong right at the Arbiter. You swing your hammer right at his head, the Arbiter crossing his blades and intercepting your strike. His blades strike the hammer’s haft, surprisingly not cutting it through. However, in the air he can’t mitigate the full power of your strike, you sending him flying back towards the ground. He reorients himself before he drops down into the lava, glaring at you as you continue your headlong charge. He drops down to a patch of solid ground, bracing himself as you again close the gap. With another shout you swing, this time the Arbiter leaping clear. He leaps far enough to avoid the hammer’s shockwave completely, then rushing in when you’re open. He slashes at your chest and stabs at your head, specifically your right eye.“Bastard sure knows how to hold a grudge!” you think to yourself, flipping between the Arbiter’s blades and kicking him with your right heel to the side of his head, knocking him back. You try and rush the opening, however, the Arbiter gets his guard up and blocks your horizontal swing. You send him flying again, pursuing him close. He deactivates his left blade, drawing one of the weapons strapped to his left leg and begins firing a spray of blasts at you. His sudden attack forces you to take evasive action, you no longer able to close the gap between the two of you. He fires several dozen shots before stopping, holding his blade in his right while holding the short automatic Covenant rifle in his left.“Come on, is that the best you’ve got?” the Arbiter taunts. “You think I wouldn’t be able to counter that weapon, after I put down the Jiralhanae insurrection? Foolish Saiyan warrior, if that was your plan for defeating me you stand no chance.”Well you are still unharmed, but so is he. What now?>Rush and attack>Rush and Su Ma>Energy Blade and Su Ma>Keep rushing with your Gravity Hammer>Defend, focus on protecting yourself>Evade and counter>Death Beams and Eye Beams, keep back and attack from range>Scattershots and Energy Mines, keep away and test his defenses>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, attack with your full power>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath>[DRAGON FORCE], try your Eye Beams>Go Berserk, show him true power>Other(Write in)
>>3067590>Death Beams and Eye Beams, keep back and attack from range>Scattershots and Energy Mines, keep away and test his defensesCombo of these
>>3067590>Death Beams and Eye Beams, keep back and attack from range>Scattershots and Energy Mines, keep away and test his defensesCombo these
>>3067590>Death Beams and Eye Beams, keep back and attack from range>Scattershots and Energy Mines, keep away and test his defenses
>>3067590>Death Beams and Eye Beams, keep back and attack from range>Scattershots and Energy Mines, keep away and test his defensesBest bet right now is to leverage our movement advantage and erode whatever he's standing on while we're at it.
>>3067590>>Scattershots and Energy Mines, keep away and test his defenseswe are SSJ1 at least, right?
>>3067624We're in SS2 if I remember right.
>>3067624You’re in your Ascended Super Saiyan form
>>3067590>"Foolish Saiyan warrior, if that was your plan for defeating me you stand no chance."Pff, he sure talks a big game when we're still just playing with him. >Death Beams and Eye Beams, keep back and attack from range>Scattershots and Energy Mines, keep away and test his defenses
>>3067630So GD, if we used [DRAGON FORCE] while we were Ascended, would we be inside of it, or on the exterior?
>Death Beams and Eye Beams, keep back and attack from range>Scattershots and Energy Mines, keep away and test his defensestfw arby has no ranged options
Rolled 78, 35, 69 = 182 (3d100)>>3067600>>3067602>>3067605>>3067607>>3067624>>3067634Death Beams, Eye Beams, Scattershots, and Energy Mines, keep away and test his defenses wins it. Roll me a 6d100DC’s: 70, 60, 35, 60, hidden and hidden>>3067643Inside
Rolled 59, 65, 85, 64, 80, 28 = 381 (6d100)>>3067649
>>3067646He just shot a rifle at us. He's still holding it. And he's assumedly got at least a few grenades. But our ranged attacks would do way more damage then his would, so it doesn't really matter.
Rolled 93, 69, 70, 91, 9, 6 = 338 (6d100)>>3067649
Rolled 16, 57, 82, 74, 53, 14 = 296 (6d100)>>3067649
Rolled 7, 59, 41, 35, 31, 78 = 251 (6d100)>>3067649Right since my dice just got eaten...
>>3067656>>3067662>>3067663Pretty poor last roll and mediocre second, but everything else was above 80, so we're probably good.
>>3067656>>3067662>>3067663Iffy on the second and second to last rolls, but we should be good?
>>3067649>InsideShould we just use [DRAGON FORCE] then? He's got no way of damaging it or getting at us.
>>3067675We do need to test out Dragon Force Death Beam combo.
>>3067675energy drain tho, we run out, we fucked
>>3067656>>3067662>>306766393/100, 69/100, 85/100, 91/100, 80/100, 28/100. That’s 5 successes, writing.>>3067675He doesn’t have to damage it, because it doesn’t protect you while you’re inside
>>3067685As long as we've been charging the Bloodstone for the past couple of months we should at least have a few Karns worth of energy in it, on top of what future Chaya gave us, so I'm not too concerned about burning up most of our energy a couple of times. As long as we leave ourself with enough energy to maintain [DRAGON FORCE] for a bit after we try and go all out to take him down we can recharge without him being able to retaliate.
>>3067685We have the bloodstone>>3067691this>>3067690Cool, overwhelming success
>>3067690>He doesn’t have to damage it, because it doesn’t protect you while you’re insideDamn, I was hoping we could turtle inside [DRAGON FORCE] where he couldn't attack us. Why doesn't it protect us though? I know our Stand makes us vulnerable as hell, and [DRAGON FORCE] is similarly vulnerable to other Stands, but he shouldn't even be able to put a scratch on it's scales, how would he get at us when we're inside? Is it intangible or something?
>>3067690I bet that one failure leads to rocks falling.
>>3067709This isn't Som we're talking about
>>3067764som can go suck a dick
>>3067775Som is probably dead for good this time
>>3067780Evil never truly dies. It simply slumbers until a unfortunate and ignorant fool awakens it once more to torment the world.
>>3067785I'll probably message him on twitter or something just to see how he's holding up.
>>3067590You know he’s extremely dangerous in a close-range confrontation, but his ranged weapons, being of Covenant make, are probably laughably weak. Especially compared to your own power. So you’ll have to fight him more like your wife would, keeping at range and punishing him with ki attacks. With your plan of attack decided you smirk at the Arbiter, slinging the hammer back over your back.“And after a power-packed opening, it seems that Karn’s putting his weapon away!” Dallas shouts. “What could this mean? Is Karn surrendering?”“Hardly Dallas.” Juanita says. “He’s far stronger than a Covenant-make weapon, he was probably just having a bit of sport with the Arbiter before getting serious.”“That makes far more sense.” Dallas says, you tuning them out.“Alright asshole, warmup’s over.” you say, flaring your Ascended Super Saiyan aura up around yourself. “This is for all the Saiyans you killed! HAAAAAAAA!!!”With a shout you toss a Scattershot right at the Arbiter, the Sangheili flying up to dodge. With your other hand you point for his head, firing a Death Beam and your Eye Beams all at him. He deflects your beams with his blades, then charges headlong at you. You create an Energy Mine behind you, then at the last moment flip backwards over it. He doesn’t see the attack until the last moment, his blade slicing into it and causing it to explode in his face. You flip out of the blast radius, the Arbiter quickly regaining control and pursuing you again. He pursues you relentlessly, switching back to his dual-blades as he tries to close the gap. But you don’t give him the chance, flying away in nearly a full retreat as you relentlessly bombard the Arbiter with ki attacks. He takes the brunt of your lesser hits, being careful to dodge or block every single one of your beams, watching them all carefully after he dodges them. He’s trying to make sure you don’t hit him from behind like before. He’s wary of what you can do. You can do this, you can beat him!“RAAAAAAAAA!!” he shouts angrily, stopping his pursuit. You stop as well, cautiously watching him as he clutches his head, screaming. What is he doing? Suddenly you see a dark aura flaring up around him, you sensing his strength swelling. What the hell is this? “GUUYAAAAAAAAAA!!”And as suddenly as it started, his screaming ends. Instead he simply glares at you, eyes glowing bright red as a familiar demonic aura flares up around him. Wait, is that-?!-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 67 Paused-
>>3067834And thay’s it for tonight, everyone having fun? Ready to continue the battle tomorrow, and confront this familiar power engulfing the Arbiter? And why is your right hand burning? All this and more, when Saiyan Conqueror Quest resumes in just over 9 hours
>>3067834GOD DAMN IT, good thing we have a couple of aces up our sleeves at least.
>>3067838I want to destroy him without towas power just to show him the difference between us
>>3067834Welp, I think we'll have to eat him.
That one Towa Future Chaya dunked on is trying to kill us again! Stop interfering with our honor duels you useless skank!
>>3067845Oh shit your right.
>>3067838OH HE WANT'S TO FIGHT A GENUINE DEMON
>>3067845what a fucking bitch
>>3067839You may need at least one solid ace.>>3067843You could try.>>3067844This is also possible.>>3067845She’s still got a grudge against your future daughter and Towa, and by extension you.
>>3067845What episode was that? I've got a shit memory.
>>3067834Well, hopefully we have enough in our arsenal to deal with this, if not... I can't wait to meet King Kai!
Honestly, we should just Emerald Dragon Force this fight.
>>3067872It was episode 53 when she interrupted, but the one where Future Chaya fought Super Mira was a different one’s epilogue.>>3067877This isn’t an impossible battle. Yet,>>3067879Are you sure that’s a good idea?
>>3067888Sure, dead planet, kill that annoying fuck and show that lesser Towa not to fuck with our fight.
>>3067892Who said the planet was dead? Or uninhabited? Not that either of these facts matter too awful much to Karn. What does matter is that if you the planet, your ships is still in range of the blast and it could accidentally kill this. Who would want to kill this?
>>3067901Then we just pick up Arby and throw him into the sun.
>>3067834Figured you’d find some way to up the difficulty on us. Guess we’ll have to go Berserk to even the odds. Should probably do the job, as long as the boost doesn’t go any further then quadrupling his power we should be fine.>>3067901Why hasn’t the ship cleared out yet? They should have know how violent this fight might get.
>>3067861>She’s still got a grudge against your future daughter and Towa, and by extension you.There are less painful methods of suicide. Great idea, starting shit with the guy who has thus far made the TP look like the three stooges. What happens when he shows up and actually murders your Mira and breaks your legs? Our Towa should put some extra Karn genes into her Mira. She'd get an extra proppa lad then.
Wait, does this mean that the TP are gonna get involved? This is really what their job is about, or have they just written Karn's timeline off as "Do not touch unless necessary"? Last time this Towa interfered Puddin came in, but that could have just been Puddin doing whatever the fuck she wants. I think both sides might just go "fuck off we're doing this" if any Time Patroller tries to interfere in this fight
Wait, is Puddin still in a relationship with Xeno Cooler?
>>3067941big gete star allows me to cheat death.wav
>>3067950HOW COULD THIS BE
So what's our game plan here?
>>3067992pop beserk and kick his ass?
>>3067992kill him till he diesthen blow up the covenant ships that come to blast our family, because they're going to be sore losers for sure
welp im off to sleep for the night. dont go maximumer without me, kay?
>>3067910He can fly.>>3067911There’s always higher difficulties. As for your ship, Meloka’s on standby. She gives 0 fucks about Dreadzone’s rules, if you’re about to die she will step in.>>3067916Kek.>>3067920The Time Patrol will no longer help you, after what you did.>>3067941Who knows?
>>3068177>The Time Patrol will no longer help you, after what you did.You imply anything they did constituted as "helping us", GDQM
>>3068177>The Time Patrol will no longer help you, after what you did.Wow, we are such huge throbbing bellends for not executing their elite agents, guess we have to stop doing that now
>>3067834“Karn!” Meloka shouts to you telepathically, full of worry. “What the hell’s going on, do you feel it too?”“Yeah, I feel it.” you reply, looking down at the back of your right hand and seeing Towa’s demonic seal glowing bright with restrained power and giving you a warning. Whatever is giving the Arbiter this demonic energy isn’t your Towa, but something, or someone else.“Karn, be careful.” Raven’s voice suddenly appearing in your head. “He’s absolutely bursting with demonic energy now. I’m attempting to locate the source now.”“Be careful yourself.” you reply, focusing back on the opponent before you. But, just then...“Ohohohoho, now won’t this be spectacular.” a very familiar voice appears in you head.“Towa?” you ask, confused. This isn’t her power, is it? “What are you doing?”“While I am Towa, I’m probably not the one you’re thinking of.” the other Towa says to you. “This is nothing personal, Saiyan, I think you would have made an excellent minion. However, that damnable primate daughter of yours defeated my Mira! In front of everyone! So since I can’t get at them directly, I shall have my vengeance on her by killing you! Muhahahahahaaa!”And with that, the link goes dead.“Woah, what’s this folks?” Dallas shouts. “After screaming in seeming-frustration, the Arbiter is now engulfed by a sinister-seeming aura! Your thoughts?”“It seems he came prepared.” Juanita says, the announcers both clueless. “And found some new type of powerup for facing the powerful Saiyan. Let’s see how Karn will handle this.”Well? What will you do?>Rush and attack>Rush and Su Ma>Energy Blade and Su Ma>Defend, focus on protecting yourself>Evade and counter, use your Afterimage>Scatter Beams, enough of this>Energy Javelins>Guided Eye Beams>Death Slashes>Super Explosive Wave>Final Flash>Try and go for a Grinder>Event Horizon>Other(write in)And what form will you take?>Stay Ascended Super Saiyan>Activate your demonic seal>Go Berserk, show him true power>Have Meloka toss you a Power Ball, go Golden Oozaru>Other(Write in)30 minute vote
>>3068211>Rush and Su Ma>Go Berserk, show him true power>Activate your demonic seal
It is funny. The time patrol is so focussed into us that they are not looking into the others big problems of this timeline (like Kars who is on is way to become a literal god).
>>3068211>Activate your demonic seal >>3068216No, we don't have the bloodstone charge, we can't go Berserk Supervillain without it.
>>3068236>>3068211Oh, right, yes. >Energy Blade and Su Ma >Activate your demonic sealForgot to add an action.
>>3068236Oh, true. Changing to:>Rush and Su Ma>Activate your demonic seal
>>3068211>Energy Blade and Su Ma>Activate your demonic seal
>>3068211>Stay Ascended Super Saiyan>Activate your demonic seal>Dragon ForceLets see what this does
Rolled 69, 51, 63 = 183 (3d100)>>3068239>>3068244>>3068250>>3068253Activating the demonic seal and Energy Blade and Su Ma wins it. Roll me a 4d100.First 3 DCs: 75, 50, 70
Rolled 32, 43, 28, 53 = 156 (4d100)>>3068262
Rolled 10, 21, 62, 98 = 191 (4d100)>>3068262
>>3068263Yeah, I'm done with rolling.
Rolled 5, 61, 7, 16 = 89 (4d100)>>3068262kill the enemy
Rolled 10, 83, 9, 38 = 140 (4d100)>>3068262
absolute state of these dice
>>3068270>>3068264>>3068263Failed first and third roll but got half of them
Rolled 18, 78, 42, 81, 72, 70, 29, 40, 92, 79, 93, 83, 22, 37, 96, 55, 87, 93, 9, 76 = 1252 (20d100)FUCK THESE DICEGIVE ME NEW ONES
>>3068263>>3068264>>306827032/100, 61/100, 62/100, 98/100.Failure, success, failure, and damn son. Well, this’ll certainly be something. Writing.
>>3068211https://youtube.com/watch?v=QKjcpPLjp3M“GRRRRAAAAAAA!!” you roar, releasing the seal and exploding with demonic power. You feel the strength rushing through your body, strengthening you far beyond your normal limits. You sense for the Arbiter’s ki, and despite him getting powered up, you’re now a touch stronger than him. You can’t help but chuckle, activating your Ki Blade. You’re gonna enjoy destroying him!“What’s this? And now Karn, mirroring his opponent, has transformed again!” Dallas shouts. “I’ve never seen this form before! Tell me, Juanita: what do they call this form?”“For all the Saiyans, and all the Tamaraneans you killed!” you shout, exploding towards the Arbiter. “I’ll kill you!!”“RRRAAAAAAAA!!” the Arbiter shouts in wordless challenge, blasting headlong at you as well. You charge straight towards each other, you preparing for the titanic clash. As you close in you pull your blade back as if to thrust, then at the last second twisting clockwise around the Arbiter’s opening left-handed slash and right thrust. You take the opening and try to decapitate him, ending this fight now. But powered up he’s too quick, ducking under your slash and slashing you across the right side of your ribs. You feel the sharp sting as his blade slices your flesh, surprisingly cutting through your armor as if it weren’t even there. Before he can bring his other blade to bare you drive your left knee into his face, staggering him and giving you room to backflip away and make some space.“Dammit!” you mutter, clutching your right ribs with your open left hand.“KARN!!” Meloka shouts in your mind, her fear and worry overwhelming.“I’m fine!” you think back, charging right back at the Arbiter. You’re not gonna let him win this! Again you charge, closing the gap near-instantly and continuing your assault. You twist and flip around the powered-up Arbiter, attacking him from every side but it’s no use. No matter how you attack him his defenses are solid, deflecting your cuts and thrusts and doing his best to retaliate. You don’t manage to score a direct hit on him, yet he doesn’t get another hit on you. This isn’t working, you can’t get a hit on him!With a final clash of blades you double backflip away, the two of you landing in the snowy plains far from the initial sight of the battle. The cold cuts right through your suit, you feeling the chill seeping in. It seems to be affecting the Arbiter more, however, the Sangheili slightly yet visibly shivering. He’s gotten the better of you so far, so what now?Well?>votes in next post
>>3068326Well? What will you do?>Rush and attack, overpower him>Rush and Su Ma>Rush and Su Ma Grappling, disable his arms>Energy Blade and Su Ma>Defend, focus on protecting yourself>Evade and counter, use your Afterimage>Scatter Beams, enough of this>Energy Javelins and Death Slashes, keep back and fire lethal attacks>Guided Eye Beams>Super Explosive Wave>Final Flash>Try and go for a Grinder>Event Horizon, go big>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, try and end him>[DRAGON FORCE], Fire Breath>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3068329>Rush and Su Ma Grappling, disable his armsHis blades are dangerous, disabling him from using them is a wise course of action. Without them he will have to rely on fighting where we hold the advantage, which is pure punchyness!
>>3068329>[DRAGON FORCE], Try and use your eye beamsHe’s clearly not in his right mind now that he’s powered up, so I doubt we’ll have to worry about him using anything other then his swords. And I mean, he can clearly cut through us like butter with them even as it is, I doubt reducing our defense is going to change anything if he lands a hit on us, may as well go big.
>Rush and Su Ma Grappling, disable his arms
the Arbiter's blades cut a tad bit too well... could they be his Stand?
>>3068329>Rush and Su Ma Grappling, disable his arms
>>3068349THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND
>>3068349Nah, they’re just good blades.
Rolled 8, 1, 4, 9 = 22 (4d10)>>3068336>>3068340>>3068347>>3068358>>3068363Rush and Su Ma Grappling wins it. Roll me a 3d100.First DC 80
Rolled 60, 6, 92 = 158 (3d100)>>3068383
Rolled 45, 32, 40 = 117 (3d100)>>3068383
Rolled 75, 57, 59 = 191 (3d100)>>3068383YEEEEEEART
Rolled 7, 89, 51 = 147 (3d100)>>3068383
>>3068383Christ almighty whose rolls are those?
Fucking yeart guy.
>>3068384>>3068385>>306838675/100, 57/100, 92/100. Failure, success, success. This’ll hurt, but you didn’t completely fail. Writing.
>>3068389I'm not even the original YEEART guy. He stopped coming; and I've just continued his legacy.
>>3068388I hope they belong to an asshole is all I'll say.
>>3068392well, shit. hope we don't end up getting horribly maimed here.>>3068393what a shame
>>3068326You can’t match the Arbiter in swordsmanship, you have to take his blades out of the picture if you want to win this. But how? He’s already seen your guided beams trick, he surely won’t fall for that again. You need something different, something he hasn’t seen before. Then it comes to you: grappling. He hasn’t seen you go for that style of close-quarters fighting before, it may be just what you need. You nod to yourself, deactivating your Ki Blade and charging right back at your enemy. He seems taken aback for a moment, before rushing to meet your charge.“Raaaaaa!!” the Arbiter shouts, thrusting his right blade at your throat. You twist clockwise past his blade, the Arbiter spinning backwards to slash horizontally at you with his left blade. You backflip over the blade, then narrowly twist past another right-handed stab. His thrust cuts into your armor, but not close enough to actually pierce your skin. There! The angle’s bad, but you just might be able to pull it off! Seizing the opening you grab his wrist to immobilize it, twisting your body to lock your legs across his chest. But before you can lock it in he pulls you in close with his right, stabbing at your head with his left. You dodge as best you can, but his blade still scores, slashing deep into your left cheek and ear, your now-busted scouter falling to the ground. You’re forced to let go, kicking off the Arbiter to get clear. But he doesn’t give you space to recover, charging at you to keep the fight close.“RAAAAAA!” he roars, you continually dodging past the Arbiter’s powerful attacks. You keep clear of his slashing blades, twisting, flipping, and spinning past his swords as you look for another opening. You feel that you’re starting to slow down a bit, the blood from your chest wound already soaking midway down your right thigh. If you don’t find your opening soon.... THERE!! You grab onto the Arbiter’s left wrist with both hands, locking your legs across his chest. You have him now!“GRRRAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, and with a colossal, full-body pull, you feel the Arbiter’s left arm snap! He tries to stab you with his right blade but can’t get a good angle, instead stabbing you in the right thigh. You hiss in paim as uou release his limp arm, kicking off his ribs with your left leg and flipping free. You did it!cont
Shit, first that chest wound, and now he's stabbed us the thigh, while we've only broken an arm. He's winning this war of attrition we have going on right now.
>>3068513It's not over until we lose our last limb.
>>3068505“Would you look at that folks!!” Dallas shouts, you turning and seeing the announcer ship flying far in the sky. “In a brilliant move Karn has broken the Arbiter’s left arm, severely crippling the Covenant commander’s fighting ability!”“It was an impressive move.” Juanita says, you again clutching your right ribs as the Arbiter looks to his mangled left arm, then back to you. His glowing red eyes glare hatefully at you, the Arbiter dropping his right-handed blade as well and drawing the large unfamiliar rifle from his back.“I will not lose to you, Saiyan.” the Arbiter says, taking aim.What now?Rush and attack, overpower him>Rush and Su Ma>Rush and Su Ma Grappling, disable his arms>Energy Blade and Su Ma, carve him up>Super Energy Blade, rush and overpower him>Defend, focus on protecting yourself>Evade and counter, use your Afterimage>Scatter Beams, end him>Energy Javelins and Death Slashes, keep back and fire lethal attacks>Guided Eye Beams>Super Explosive Wave>Final Flash>Try and go for a Grinder>Event Horizon, go big>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, try and end him>[DRAGON FORCE], Fire Breath>Other(write in)
Everybody, offer up Lewds to the dice god. We need good rolls.
>>3068519>Evade and counter, use your Afterimage>Scatter Beams, end him
>>3068519>>Death beam his new device before he can use it
>>3068519>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, try and end himI believe !
>>3068519>Evade and counter, use your AfterimageWe're going to keep losing blood, while the Arbiter's just lost his left arm, so we need to avoid his range fire and get in close.
>>3068522For a dice god, that d20 sure has a lot of 1s.
>>3068519This>>3068531and Dragon Force Death Beam him
>>3068531>Swapping to this
>>Death beam his new device before he can use it
>>3068555Such is the way of the god of icosagons. A truly malicious god.
>>3068522I would but my porn is probably something he would not want.
>>3068528>>3068531>>3068535>>3068554>>3068566>>3068568>>3068574Death Beam his new decive before he can use it wins. Roll me a 3d100.First DC 55Second DC 65
Rolled 67, 59, 30 = 156 (3d100)>>3068597
Rolled 9, 21, 100 = 130 (3d100)>>3068597yert
Rolled 32, 55, 88 = 175 (3d100)>>3068597
Rolled 42, 6, 92 = 140 (3d100)>>3068597
This has probably already been commented on before, but when our Broly grows up I want him to have the same armor as the new movie version of him. Pelt included of course.
>>3068601PRAISE YEEAARTwell we flubbed the second roll but that 100
>>3068600>>3068601Well then, i guess its going to be last numbers win only today. Get the first, fail the second, and crit. This is gonna get weird.
>>3068600>>3068601>>3068603Second roll wasn't enough but at least based yert got us that crit
>>3068608Yeah same here.
>>3068608That pelt is the dyed fur of a Wookie his friend Ubo helped him hunt.And that would be fucking awesome.
>>3068600>>3068601>>306860367/100, 55/100, CRIT/100. Well then. Writing.
>>3068608Given our reaction to Trunks being half-human, would we disapprove of our adopted son’s smol green waifu?
>>3068629Considering our Bro Turles is banging Orange ass a few million light years away, no, however we may be oddly protective of him. I wonder seeing as we're in the PTO will will ever visit the world she's from, and if we can start their adorable couple early. Only time we would be disappoint is if one of our kids fucked THOSE STUPID FUCKING CAT PEOPLE!
>>3068636Is it one when people ship them before the movie is even out? I've actually been avoiding spoilers, so if they really do get together then I apologize.
>>3068645I haven't looked into the film at all so any news throws me for a loop. Trying to keep it as unknown as possible. I hear it's supposedly already better than the original though. But who knows if they'll fuck it up somehow.
>>3068519“You can’t stop me!” you shout, quick-drawing a Death Beam from your right hand. Your aim is true, piercing the Covenant weapon as he pulls the trigger. Instead of firing at you, the weapon explodes in his hand, knocking the Arbiter off-balance and allowing you to rush in. You’re gonna make him pay!“RRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar out in fury, closing the distance near-instantly and slamming your right fist into his jaw. Your attack staggers him, you following up with a crushing barrage of blows. With only the one good arm the Arbiter is having difficulty withstanding your barrage, most of your crushing blows connecting. You strike the Arbiter over and over and over, roaring in rage at the one who tried to take everything from you. With a final shout you deliver a crushing knee to his gut, then smash him down to the ground. As focused as you’d been on the Arbiter, you hadn’t realized you’d pummeled him back to the temple’s molten ruins, you striking him down to the ground. He crashes down to one of the few patches of non-molten ground left, you drifting down to stand right across from him.“Get up asshole, we’re not done!” you shout at him, then you feel it. That demonic aura enfusing him vanishes, the Arbiter’s strength plummeting. Your eyes widen in surprise a moment, the familiar voice appearing in your head.“Hmph. What a useless minion.” the other Towa says in your mind. “This isn’t over, Karn.”And with that her presence in your mind vanishes, you standing tall a moment before feeling your seal deactivate. Your strength plummets as well, you sinking to a knee at the sudden loss of power.“What’s this? Both fighters are down!!” Dallas shouts, the Arbiter pushing himself upright with his one good arm.“I. Am not. DONE!” the Arbiter shouts, you feeling his ki beginning to climb. “I will not lose! Not to you!”With that he stands unsteadily on his feet, activating the golden blade built in his right gauntlet. He takes a step towards you, his right leg giving out and sending him collapsing back to his hands and knees. He glares at you with his one good eye, if looks could kill you would already be dead. He floats back upright, panting in exhaustion as you do the same, still on one knee. As you both are now your strength is noticeably higher than his, but he shouldn’t be underestimated. He’s out for your life, and will do whatever it takes to kill you.What now?>Rush and Su Ma, beat him down>Energy Blade and Su Ma>Super Energy Blade and rush, overpower him>Gravity Hammer and rush>Scatter Beams, fill him with holes>Final Flash, destroy him now>Red Dawn, end him>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath>Go Berserk, show him your true power!>Other(write in)
>>3068781>Final Flash, destroy him nowWe will end him with the attack we defended New Salda the most times with during the siege
>>3068781>Final Flash, destroy him nowIf we can beat old Arbie without going Berserk, I think that'll be the most satisfying end. We didn't even need to go to our FULL MIGHT to bring him down!
>>3068781>Final Flash, destroy him now
>>3068781>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire BreathThen>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush
>>3068781>Go Berserk, show him your true power!And show the entire galaxy, that you don't harm our people, or our family!
>>3068798For me, it's not just about beating the Arbiter, it's also about putting on a show, and giving the entire galaxy even more reason to never come near our people with hostile intent again. Berserk is the best option here I think.
>>3068781>Final Flash Dragon Force StyleAbsolutely end him so no god gets his soul.
>Final Flash, destroy him now
>>3068804>>3068809The Galaxy already knows we have that form, and we never used it on him, only Freeza got us to use it. This is just an execution now.
>>3068826When? Because I don't recall us ever using the form when Galactic TV was around. We never used it during the siege, since we couldn't control it and didn't want to destroy new Salda, and we never used it in the Dead Zone either.
>>3068830You don't remember our fight with Freeza before the invasion, when we had him help us test it after the first time? We talked about it at least three or four threads ago. Vox sent his cameras there early for our wedding if i remember the time correctly.
>>3068781>>Final Flash, destroy him nowNUCLEAR OPTION.
Rolled 61, 32, 90 = 183 (3d100)>>3068792>>3068798>>3068801>>3068802>>3068804>>3068815>>3068818>>3068827>>3068839Final Flash wins it. Roll me a d100.DC 60
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>3068850'ERE WE GO LADZ!
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>3068850FINAAAAARU FURAAAAASHU
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>3068850
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3068850
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>3068850Die
>>3068856CLUTCH, YOU LUCKY BASTARD! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!
>>3068856And, of course, I get a 98 when I wanted to fail and go for a Berserk Finish next turn. The dice gods are laughing at me.
>>3068856>>3068858Well....its nice to know we would have won anyways. And it looks like we melted half the planet.
>>3068856Grand Supreme Kai bless you anon
>>3068852>>3068853>>306885698/100. And that’s all she wrote, writing.
>>3068862They think your plan was stupidly wasteful. Think before posting, we are too injured to use it properly right now.
>>3068867Remember to throw in a jab about how he was just a sacrificial figurehead for the prophets and it's a matter of time before they throw the rest of the Sanghelli under the bus.
>>3068629What if it's Meloka who disapproves, not Karn? And it's not because Cheelai isn't a Saiyan. It's because she can't fight. She uses one of those dinky blasters. No son of Meloka's will marry a weakling!
>>3068930Well, Meloka started off as a weakling, and look where she is now. She rides Karn almost everywhere. Now i am imagining a reverse farmer dad with a shotgun on the porch with Meloka in the Gravity chamber telling her to get fit with her.
>>3068936>"IF YOU WANNA MARRY MY SON, YOU HAVE TO BE STRONG ENOUGH TO KICK MY ASS!"
>>3068936>we put a fuckhuge power gap between us and Meloka>soon Chaya will catch up to her and surpass her>Meloka plays catch up to our kids while they in turn try to keep up with their ridiculous gains machine father
I'm awake and i haven't read the updates yethow bad did we fuck it up? i'm about to find out!ohoho, that fight did NOT go well.however, that'll be one hell of a final flash.i hope he doesn't get fully vaporized so we can finish him with the hammer.
>>3068950>>3068951In Meloka's case i can honestly see her doing it out of concern for the girl than for Broly. That boy can break a womb by accident, and the ladies need to be able to count their pussies as heavily armored bunkers.
>>3068867daily reminder that final flash is anciant saiyan for 'fuck everything in this general direction'
>>3068781https://youtube.com/watch?v=5s9xI_D7qhUYou’re ending this, and him, right now! You flare your golden aura up around yourself, lightning dancing along your body as you throw your arms wide, the ground shattering beneath you. The lava begins shooting into the air around you both, the planet trembling from your power. The Arbiter’s good eye widens in surprise, then he charges headlong at you, determined to end you before you can fire. He tries to slash you but you leap back, focusing on gathering your ki. This will end it, you just need time to charge!“I won’t let you!” the wounded Arbiter roars, recklessly charging at you. He seems desperate to keep you from firing your Final Flash, doubtlessly convinced he couldn’t withstand your direct attack. He keeps rushing, slashing wildly at you as you keep retreating from him, you gathering your ki for your final attack. “You must die by my hand!”“Not today!” you shout, slamming your palms together. You feel your ki multiplying several times over, it’s time! The Arbiter deactivates his blade, no doubt reaching for his shield. It’s now or never!”FINAL FLAAAAAAAASH!!!”You roar as your power reaches it’s peak, you firing your overwhelming golden beam at the Arbiter. You feel your attack slam into him, the Arbiter roaring in pain and outrage as your attack catches him square. You feel him trying to resist, but with only one arm and as tired as he is, he can’t resist. Your beam overwhelms the Arbiter, you feeling his ki shrinking as he’s destroyed.“This isn’t the end, Saiyan!” he roars, just before being completely destroyed. “Another will rise to take my pla-“Then his ki vanishes completely, you ending the attack. You remain standing where you were, arms held out before you as you remain standing tall, panting in exhaustion. It-It’s actually over. You did it! You drop your transformations, falling backwards to the ground and try to catch your breath.“And in an explosive finale, ‘The Dragon of New Salda’ General Karn has completely destroyed the Arbiter!” Dallas shouts, you hearing the announcer ship descending towards you. However, you also sense several kis rushing at you even faster, you smiling as you hear the shouts of “Karn!” and “Daddy!” getting closer. Meloka makes it to you first, you feeling one of her arms reaching behind your neck and the other pressing to your chest, lifting you up slightly. You open your eyes, seeing Meloka’s worried face as she pulls your arm over her shoulders and helps pick you up.“What an impressive battle, General.” Juanita says, Dallas holding a microphone out to you. “So tell us, how does it feel to have defeated the Arbiter and avenge your fallen fellow Saiyans?Well?>I killed the puppet, but not the puppet master>I wish I could kill him again, he didn’t suffer nearly enougj yet>Lost too much blood, no questions>Other(write in)
>>3069006>>I killed the puppet, but not the puppet mastercovy civil war is go
>>3069006>I killed the puppet without using my full power, but not the puppet master.
>>3069006>I killed the puppet, but not the puppet master
>>3069006>I killed the puppet, but not the puppet master>Other: It's a damn shame such a strong warrior had to serve such a pointless cause.
>>3069010should we really? or keep the fact we are stronger as an ace up our sleave
>I killed the puppet, but not the puppet master>I have broken the False Idol and Next i'm coming for The Prophets
>>3069006>I killed the puppet, but not the puppet masterNext come the prophets.
>>3069006>I killed the puppet, but not the puppet master>Proud Sangheili warriors, hate not me but the ones sending your finest and bravest into sure death
Basically all of the write ins, but don't forget to point at the camera to make the Prophets understand that THEY are on Karn's shit list.
>>3069006>>I killed the puppet, but not the puppet master>>>At the end of the day, The Arbiter was just a soldier, and like every soldier he was following the orders of his supreriors. The death he caused my people is avenged but the masterminds behind the invasion of my homeworld haven't faced justice yet. But they will, not today, or tomorrow, but one day they will pay for the lives they've taken.
>>3069008>>3069010>>3069012>>3069015>>3069019>>3069020>>3069022>>3069035>>3069036>>3069041>>3069059I killed the puppet, but not the puppet master plus some of the more popular write ins win it. Writing.
>Breaking news: Sangheili deserters fucking Yautja deviants, will their children have EVEN MORE HORRIFIC mouths?Let the greatest of schisms begin.
>>3069074and now begins the covy civil war. lets see if we cannot pick up a hugorock engineer or two.
>>3068964This entire post made me laugh really hard.
>>3069006“The Saiyans and Tamaraneans killed in the Siege of New Salda have been avenged.” you say, taking the mic with a shaky hand and pulling it closer to you. “But I didn’t kill the mastermind behind that attack.”“Wait, what?” Dallas asks you, confused as Meloka looks at you worriedly. “What do you mean?”“I killed the puppet, but not the puppet master.” you say, your vision swimming. “The Arbiter was a sacrificial lamb sent to appease us, but he isn’t the one who ordered the attack. Like all the other Sangheili, he was used by the cowardly prophets. At the end of the day, he was just another soldier doing his duty, and he saw it through to the end. For that, I respect him. But for his cowardly handlers, I have none.”You now hold the mic in the hand around Meloka, pointing to the camera behind the announcers with your free hand.“Know this, Truth.” you declare, flashing back up to a Super Saiyan as you glare at the camera. “I know you were the one behind this, and one day you’ll face justice for your crimes. Not today, or tomorrow, or even a decade from now. But one day, you will pay for what you did to my people.”You had planned on saying more, but going Super Saiyan during your declaration drained the last of your flagging strength, you collapsing against Meloka. Your eyes drift inexorably down, you unable to remain awake any longer. Everything goes dark, you soon finding yourself floating in the void.But as soon as you collapse you’re awake again, looking around you see that you’re in the Healing Pod. You reach to your right ribs where the Arbiter stabbed you, the wound having sealed shut. The fluid begins draining, the door quickly opening and you stepping out, only to come face-to-face with a familiar face“Greetings Karn. Or should I say, ‘The Dragon of New Salda’. It has been awhile.”“Greetings, Lord Freeza.” you say, giving your friend a Saiyan salute. “What brings you here?”“We have a problem.” he says worriedly. You haven’t seen him this concerned since, well ever. What could disturb Freeza this badly. “It-It’s my brother. Cooler’s gone missing.”https://youtube.com/watch?v=uhUzEqBtLwU-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 67 End-
>>3069183>Cooler’s gone missing.FUCKING BITCH WE WILL HUNT YOU TO THE EDGES OF THE EARTH TO TEACH US FUCKING INSTANT TRANSMISION
>>3069183>“It-It’s my brother. Cooler’s gone missing.”Man, he really doesn't want to teach us IT, does he?
>>3069183>cooler fucking bolted so he wouldn't have to teach us instant transmissionTHAT MOTHERFUCKERWE'RE HUNTIN' US A JACKASS
>>3069183And that’s it for this weekend’s episode, everyone enjoy the battle? Impressed that you managed to beat him without getting permanently maimed, and glad you got to spend so much time with your Future Chaya? Ready for the next arc to begin? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest! I’ll be around a bit tonight and through the week to answer questions/comments. Most importantly, did you have fun?>>3069193You’ll need to find him. But who could steal Cooler?
>>3069183>Cooler's gone missing>he really just went into hiding so he doesn't have to teach Karn the ITThat boy is gonna get an ass whooping
>>3069183Cooler I'm going to fucking spank you, you fucking jew.
Cooler your just a cruisin for a bruisin fella.
>>3069203>Dragon of New SaldaHell yes. Protecting our home and kicking ass.
>>3069196>>3069199>>3069209>>3069212>>3069214He didn’t leave of his own volition
>>3069183>“It-It’s my brother. Cooler’s gone missing.”I swear, this bastard just has to keep avoiding teaching us IT, doesn't he?
>>3069203>But who could steal Cooler?Doesn't matter. We're gonna kill them, then we're gonna beat the shit out of Cooler.
>>3069222Is that what karn would think, though?Or would he think cooler's being the faggot that he is and running from his promise because he didn't think he'd have to keep it?
>>3069222Pfeh, he couldn't just stay un-kidnapped long enough to teach us IT?
>>3069222Maybe Cold had to hire a crack team of commandos to knock Cooler out so he could finally visit the Space Dentist?
>>3069222>We rescue Cooler after a long and arduous investigation/journey/battle>He's reluctantly grateful for our help>We tell him that yeah it was really hard, he should be grateful, but does he know what would have made it easier? Us knowing Instant Trasfuckingmission so we could have locked onto his Ki Signature, avoided all the traps, and just TP'd out with him!
>>3069222But who could have destroyed South Galaxy?
>>3069222>Freeza and Karn discuss where Cooler could be>Random soldier comes in and tells them to turn on the TV>this is what they seehttps://youtu.be/RhTR3s_Wgas
>>3069222Don't you fucking lie, Cooler kidnapped himself to avoid paying his debt.
>>3069183>Cooler's gone missing. Mother fucker really went the whole nine yards on avoiding teaching us mother fucking IT. >>3069222Suuure he didn't.
Everyone it is clear what we have to do. We gotta plant ourselves a dumbass tree.
>>3069224>>3069228>>3069230>>3069233>>3069235>>3069238>>3069241>>3069243>>3069252Wait until you see what happened to him.>>3069240>>3069255Kek.
>>3069263How the fuck do you kidnap someone who's stronger than almost everyone, can breathe in space and knows instant transmission anyways?It doesn't even make sense, unless it's some fucking towa somewhere.Oh god damn it, it's that towa, isn't it?I knew she gave up on the arbiter too easily.
Decided to make a shitty meme for this next arc
Was it this dude? I sincerely hope we don't have to deal with Majin Cooler
>>3069263It better be something fucking stupid, Cooler is a meme lord afterall.
>>3069266Good questions. You’ll have to wait until next time to find out.>>306927911/10, perfection.>>3069296No, he’s not around. Yet.>>3069298Kek.
>>3069183GODDAMN IT.I was ready for some nice, relaxing timeskips so we can see our kids grow up a bit more
>>3069324>relaxingWho do you think you are?
I hope Cooler can feel our disappointment in him for vanishing from the face of the universe without teaching us IT. I hope he can taste the disdain. If his excuse isn't "Some big red guy with pointy ears and a stupid M tattoo on his forehead came and beat the fuck out of me" we're going to punch him in the dick. And he better hope he has a dick because it'll be less painful than the other place he'll get hit.
>>3069386>Who do you think you are?A tortured individual, it would seem
>>3069386an employee with no vacation days
>>3069437You’ll just have to wait until next time to see.>>3069447No, Karn enjoys the fighting.>>3069473You just went. Going to the Battledome was your vacation.
as much as nonstop action would great for karn IC, OOC we do need a break form the nonstop battel high or it will just become buisness as usual
>>3069729To be fair, the time between the Time Breaker mission and fighting the Arbiter was 4 months.
>>3069744So how is everyone in the Covenant reacting right now?
>>3069831>five_stages_of_grief.pngMore seriously, the majority of the Covenant’s population is in shock. The Prophets are in full panic damage control, but it’s too late for that. The next several months/years will be interesting in Covenant space, to say the least. Komand’r and Turles may soon make their move.
>>3069889We should probably see if we can take a bite out of Covenant space ourselves once the civil unrest starts. Can't let the Tamaraneans have all of it.
>>3069899They deserve a healthy portion though. They were the ones being attacked in the first place.Saiyans come first though because we won that fucking war for them.
>>3069889we must recruit a hugorock enginner or two, get our ship in peak performance
>>3069919Having an engineer will also allow us to reverse engineer just about any piece of tech we come across.Just think about how badass our training room is gonna get!
>>3069899Remember, the PTO and Covenant are still under the Supreme Kai’s truce. The Tamaraneans, however, have no such restrictions.>>3069906True, but they wouldn’t usually take a lot of planets. They tend to expand only a planet or two at a time, taking planets to colonize and spread the Tamaranean race throughout the stars.>>3069919Several may have been recovered during the seige’s aftermath.
>>3069919Rather, who's the cutest female engineer we could possibly recruit?I have one in mind.i tried to find even a single non-lewd picture of her on my hard drive, and i failed.
>>3070011What are the exact terms of the truce? Is providing asylum for derserters prohibited or no?Also, I'm down to don a disguise and do some secret squirrel shit in covie territory. Would be an interesting change of space.
>>3069943I'd be happy to have a whole support team onboard.Our ship gets banged up a lot anyways.Plus there are other bonuses to having... "talented" crew.
>>3070021>spoilerThat’s what a search engine is for. As for engineers, you have room for more maintenance staff on your ship. There’s a lot of unused space on board, considering it could house a small army,>>3070040>What are the exact terms of the truce?I’m not producing 60+ pages of legalese, I don’t have infinite time on my hands. However, nothing in the contract deals with deserters, Freeza and Truth having the same opinion on “worthless rabble.”>subtle>KarnYeeaaah, not really his strong suit. Especially with his face and other body parts are recognizable across the universe.>>3070042>Karn>being disloyalLoyalty seems to be one of Karn’s more pronounced traits.
>>3070121>being disloyal>implying i meant anything of the sortDecoration! The harem is purely for decoration! They're beautiful, like arranged flowers! Don't get the wrong idea!
>>3070121>There’s a lot of unused space on board, considering it could house a small armyWe should really recruit an elite force under our command, to be honest. We could probably use the extra ship security. And I mean cmon, we're a general (In name only tbqh, but whatever), we should have some actual troops under our command.
>>3070142Oooh, they could be the test subjects for the Karnage training program. Doubt we'd have any trouble finding recruits, Saiyans would probably be lining up for kilometers for the chance to join our special forces.
>>3070121With that question answered I now have an idea. We should bring up the possibility of setting aside a few planets for ex covenant soldiers and putting the word out. It's not like it's out of our nature to wanna turn some enemies into allies. And think of the tech (slipspace drives) and expertise we'd gain. It would allow PTO fleets to be anywhere in the galaxy on "short notice" not to mention how it would benefit trade inside the empire.
>>3070156ust hope they don't turn out like time lolis 'speical' forces
>>3070166>Implying troops trained by us and Meloka would be anything like those fuckupsThey'll be tough as nails, and their pose game will be on point.
>>3070042I hope you realize when I say "Engineer", I'm referring to pic related, not some titty monster.
>>3070219titty monsters > tentacle monstersthough they CAN go well together.
>>3070219Speaking of engineers, they'd be quite useful in data theft considering they can basically absorb AI's.
Things we should get>Engineers>Elite Fighting ForceWhat else should we add?Personally I'd like to add that we get some really bangin armor to really show our role as general.
>>3070255Maybe rank insignia. Or a military structure in general.
>>3070255extra cooking staff, nurses, a janitor
>>3070260How about instead of bothering with rank insignias, we just put up a public leaderboard showing everyone's powerlevels, and the top three (karn and friends aren't on there) get double pay.We should have a second, more standardized gravity chamber put in and fill it with gym equipment for the crew.
>>3070277Also, whoever comes in last place on the leaderboard each week has to wear a paper hat of shame.
>>3070260Maybe either twenty or forty troops total, divided into the traditional four man squads? The best squad leader will be placed in command of the entire force.
>>3070277I like this idea a lot
We should probably get a hand-picked squad ready.That way we can have a friendly competition with the Ginyu force.
>>3070267>a janitorOne who does it for free.
>>3070318Create the Chaya Force to compete with the Ginyu Force
>>3070322Of course... one who does it simply for the pleasure of tormenting others.The best janitor we could ask for.
>>3070255More security systems.Also upgrading our training room.Get atmospheric controls, temperature controls, training droids, etc...
>>3070347>he's not even assigned to our ship, only came aboard for the free food and security of travelling with the general of the PTO>he just bluffs and nobody ever checks out his storyI can see it.
>>3070434i want this even more now
>>3070121>>3070121Has Vox told Karn he got molds for his dick to make dildos, and has Meloka found out yet?
>>3070191We don't pose though, that's Ginyu's gimmick, Chaya too if she doesn't get through her Chunni phase.
>>3070255Easily breakable armor that gives us our nude bonus. We havent cockslapped a bitch lately.>>3070347Best janitor
>>3071181we stray further from god's light every day
>>3071193That fishy bastard would do it and you know it, he knows his target audience. He does it for all his popular fighters.
>>3071197Cringe. Let me tell you how much I've come to cringe at you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'cringe' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the cringe I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Cringe. Cringe.
>>3071198Ok AM, just stay mad you have no dick.
>>3071198>AM tortures humanity because he thinks they're cringy Would've been a more enjoyable story
>>3070336We must get Chunni Boom girl.
>>3070140Ha.>>3070142>>3070156You could.>>3070158You’d have to wait until any insurrection actually breaks out, and you hear of it.>>3070255The downside to an elite force is they’ll need to use the gravity chamber as well. And Silver would need additional staff. Armor could be a thing. Or you could go for a different look.>>3070277Unfortunately your ship isn’t designed for a second chamber. And it would take months to install one.>>3070434Your ship’s always cleaned up, but do you have an actual janitor on payroll?>>3071181Hasn’t happened.>>3071216You can try
>>3071360>Your ship’s always cleaned up, but do you have an actual janitor on payroll?I....huh, that's a good fucking point actually, who the hell is cleaning our ship? Did Misato get onboard at some point and no one could bring themselves to get rid of her?
>>3071362Maybe we gave Mass Effect style keepers.
>>3071362>>3071455Maybe something like this? But if it was this I'm sure Chaya or one of the other kids would have chased it for fun already.
>>3071362Good question.>>3071455?>>3071460The Mouse Droids weren’t janitorial units, their purpose was to lead Stormtroopers around on massive ships/battlestations. And yes, Chaya would probably have accidentally broken it.
>>3071647They're an insectoid-like race that's completely harmless and whose sole purpose is maintaining a huge space station that serves as the seat of galactic government. They don't communicate and are harmless and they'll self destruct with an internal acid if you try to contain one. Nobody knows how they reproduce or if they're artificially made but they're always present in the same constant number.http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Keeper
>>3071360>The downside to an elite force is they’ll need to use the gravity chamber as well.That's fine desu. It's not like we're in their 24 hours a day. They can work out with the kids is scheduling is a problem.>Armor could be a thing. Or you could go for a different look.CAPES
>>3071709And they'reCOMPLETELYHARMLESS>>3071360>Unfortunately your ship isn’t designed for a second chamber. And it would take months to install one.The solution here is of course, a custom-built modular ship. The new modules are built planetside while the rest of the ship is still in action, then the new module is installed quickly within a few days once it's finished.
So if we took Camali for a walk around the Battle Dome, how many people would have recognized him
>>3071777>CAPESI agree with this. We should get something similar to what King Vegeta wears. We're a general of the PTO and a household name throughout the universe, we need to get stylish.
>>3071777>CAPESA waste of perfectly good cloth/fur/whateverthefuck. Shit would get blown away and destroyed in a second in any major fight. Good luck finding it after you toss it away and hurricane force winds from powering up have their way with it.
Highly polished white armor with slight blue accents to reflect the frieza color scheme, but the sheer polish/shine to it will reflect the golden aura that the SSJ transformation produces turning the armor golden.
>>3071780>COMPLETELY>HARMLESSyou shouldn't play near the protein vats if you don't want to accidentally fall in... kid
>>3071806>Shit would get blown away and destroyed in a second in any major fight. and that's why we'll buy our capes in bulk
>>3071812>meanwhile in the PTO accounting division: WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING CAPES BY THE UNIVERSAL STANDARD TON!? You're a cruel, cruel anon.
>>3071647Mouse Droids left stormtroopers around because they were janitorial and maintenance droids. The kind of work they did required them to have full detailed readouts of the area they worked in. It's also why they self-destructed if they were ever captured.
>>3071709>completely harmlessI’ve never touched a Mass Effect game, but that seems like bullshit.>>3071777Gravity schedule training is always tight. That’s the main reason your team was always limited on missions.>CAPESYou’re not Piccolo. Or Ambassador Turles.>>3071780>modular shipInteresting.>>3071781Quite a few.>>3071787You could possibly get an armor set like the late King Vegeta’s.>>3071807That could be good.>>3071812As a general, most of the more-restrictive uniform requirements don’t apply. You could wear just about whatever.>>3071818Kek.>>3071958Didn’t remember them being janitorial units, at least not as of the old ‘comprehensive’ guides that came out years ago, with ship schematics and even Vader’s suit.
>>3072067their only purpose is to keep the Citadel operational, they destroy themselves when captured and otherwise just do their own thing. The CITADEL on the other hand, is not completely harmless, so whether you want to argue that by keeping it going the Keepers are doing someone, somewhere, sometime, harm is up to you
>>3072067Yeah, but the Star Wars comprehensive guides were changed every year, then you had the books and rpgs muddying the water further. Then disney got ahold of the property, threw the baby out with the bath water and now nobody knows what the fuck about anything anymore and the franchise is dying.
QM UPDATEI’ve been debating whether or not to write this certain epilogue since, as I’ve said, I’m not a smut writer. However, I feel it’s important for anons’ OOC knowledge for me to give context now. Else, certain future events won’t make any sense when they come to pass. >>3072081Neat.>>3072119True. Mine was timed out somewhere around the time of pic related, which is the Star Wars films I grew up with.
>>3072135You know you could just write a Towa reaction to the demon Arbiter instead of smut if you don't wanna write smut
>>3072135Focus less on the smut itself and more on the character interaction. You can always fade to black or something similar.
If not the mouse droid I also found this
>>3072144I could. And I spent most of today deciding. This is rather plot important, however, so I’m doing it.>>3072174You’ll just have to wait and see.>>3072175Neat
>>3072067>You’re not Piccolo. Or Ambassador Turles.You're right, we'd pull it off better than they ever could
>>3072192>having a better cloak game than PiccoloHold the fuck up, Chuck.
>>3072192only if you include tear points so that if soe fuck grabs it it will rip right off and give us a chance to deck them in the face
>>3072218Gohan had a better cloak game than Piccolo and he only wore his for a few weeks at a time.
>>3072192Piccolo’s cape game is on point.>>3072219>tear pointsAt your level it wouldn’t be necessary.>>3072241Gohan did look pretty good in it, but not like big green.
>>3072339Teen Gohan took Piccolo's style and perfected it.Adult Gohan took capes in general and reinvented them.Piccolo looked good in them and brought them to the forefront of shonen fashion, but Gohan did so much more with them in his brief time wearing them.
>>3072458>great saiyaman>doing more than being the biggest, greenest hermit everYou cannot be more wrong. Saiyaman worst sentai. Saiyaman worst rider.
>>3072463>disrespecting one of the few redeemable parts of the Buu SagaGreat Saiyaman should have had more play and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>3072467I can't convince you because you're a faggot with poor taste. How the fuck are you gonna two man sentai when previously you had the Ginyus? It's fuckin suicidal. Next you'll tell me Goten and kid Trunks weren't insufferable little shits.
>>3072458I disagree, but each their own.>>3072467Gohan during the opening of the Buu arc was great, him and Hercule the best parts.>>3072483>Trunks>an insufferable little shitPick two
>>3072483Goten and Trunks are insufferable and also somehow retroactively lessen the impact of one of the greatest moments in the series.They're like proto-U6 Saiyans.
>>3072519Can I pick three and add in that he has very un-Saiyan hair? At least Goten has the right hair.>>3072538>U6 saiyans>my reee is MAXIMUMI'd much rather have had an AU grandpa Bardock who never managed to get home in time to fight Freeza so he survived and instead dedicated his life to getting strong enough to kill him, and did. Punished Bardock would be the sickest shit. The U6 Saiyans were just so bland.
Well, it’s done. Saiyan Conqueror Quest 67’s Epilogue can be found here:https://pastebin.com/hSGNi57iFair warning/spoilers ahead of time, there’s quite a bit of smut in this one.
>>3072550>Can I pick three and add in that he has very un-Saiyan hair? At least Goten has the right hair.I think what's more worrying is Vegeta somehow carrying the recessive genes for purple hair and blue eyes.Somebody in the royal family must have got frisky with some non-saiyan wenches or something.I don't think I've ever seen a Saiyan outside the royal family with non-black hair and eyes.Hell, King Vegeta had brown hair for fuck's sake. They're a bunch of dirty xeno-fuckers.
>>3072552Wew lad, no going back.
>>3072552>This is far more intimate, especially knowing what you’re about to do.Bruh>Satisfied, you reach out and tentatively grab Karn’s-BRUH
>>3072552Hm. Well that's disconcerting. Well nothing left to do now but dig an even deeper grave I suppose.
>>3072552I commend you for taking the time to write up smut, this is obviously a little out of your comfort zone.That said, nice work.Also HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED FOR A RIDE ON KING KONG TOWA
>>3072552Holy shit it actually happened
>>3072555>tfw canon-geets genes are so weak they can't even overpower a squishy earthling woman'sDon't lie, Daddy Geets wasn't a deviant, the prince was just pathetic. At least ours didn't cry to go super.
>but suddenly as you try to stand up your left foot slips on the sheets, you dropping down and-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3072552WOAH NELLY!! God damn she thirstier than a lost man in a desert, and she's watched Karn and Meloka go at it.....
>>3072552YOU COULD HAVE ASKED TOWA! YOU COULD HAVE EXPLAINED AND WE COULD HAVE TRIED TO WORK SOMETHING OUT! YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO IT LIKE THIS! NOW, EVEN IF KARN FORGIVES YOU, MELOKA WILL WANT YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE! AND DAMN IT ALL THIS MAKES MY WRITE-IN OF THANKING TOWA AND TELLING HER WE CONSIDER HER PART OF OUR FAMILY WAY MORE HEARTBREAKING THEN IT SHOULD BE!
THERE'S NO GOING BACKIMPUREUNCLEANSICKENING
>>3072552WHAT'S THIS LITTLE BASTARD GONNA EVEN LOOK LIKE?
At the very least we can follow in the long line of great warriors and war lords with scores of bastard children.
>in Toyotaros Dragonball AF Manga the Western Supreme Kai steals Goku's sperm and gives birth to a powerful child>Towa just stole Karns sperm and is gonna give birth to a powerful childWe bout to create Xicor
>>3072572Whatever he looks like he'll be one mean little bastard that's for sure. Watch out, Mira or the kid'll be stronger than you in a week.
so, uhhh, what do we do if Karn finds out about this?
>>3072578Panic internally, Panic harder externally.
NON-CANONNON-CANONNON-CANONNON-CANONNON-CANONKARN IS STILL PURE AND UNSULLIED
>>3072578>If he finds out>Brah, when Towa's belly swells up, and gives birth to a kid with a monkey tail, it won't be hard to put two and two together.
>>3072581Karn stopped being pure the moment that Meloka got her hands on him, don't try and say that he is.
>>3072578Be disappointed in Towa but also would still love his new bastard child as he should
>>3072552Oooh boy. If people had forgotten the cast is mostly made of sociopaths, psychopaths, emotionally damaged people or whatever, this is a good reminder. I didn't like the sympathy slip and this is certainly not what anyone would expect from a DBZ fanfic quest but I'd be lying if I'd say I don't enjoy some soap opera drama from time to time. So, you got my Anon Seal of Approval(TM), GDQM. I just hope you don't mind when everyone puts you at the top of the charts of autistic QMs.
>>3072578Hell, forget about Karn's reaction, think about Future Chaya's and Meloka's reactions once they find out about this!
>>3072589>Future Chaya"I GET A LITTLE BROTHER!?">MelokaPic related
>>3072552I respect your willingness to do this GD, but I hope your prepared for the Crucifixions that some of the players are going to try and pin you with, cause whew boy this crossed alot of lines. I've got to ask now that THIS has happened. If we ever tried to talk to Meloka about Towa's feelings for us, what would she have done, and would it have prevented this...Space Oprah Drama? >>3072598>The brother she only got cause Towa raped Karn while he was unconscious. Dude your severely underestimating the massive breach of trust this is.
>>3072552AHHHHHHHH PANIC! TOWA WHAT KIND OF ALL POWERFUL DEMON SORCERESS SLIPS ON A FUCKING BEDSHEET?! THIS IS GOING TO BACKFIRE SO HORRIBLY OH GOD MELOKA’S GONNA HAVE OUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!
Things are getting real spicy in this quest and I'm loving it
>>3072602>Dude your severely underestimating the massive breach of trust this is.Honestly that all depends on how Karn takes it and how strongly people want to stay true to the Saiyan stereotype of casual sex being the only sex had.
>>3072605All we have to do is explain that it isn't sex if someone is unconscious. Saiyans are dumb. Meloka will totally fall for it. 19% sure. She didn't even know what marriage was until it was explained to her. I think Karn still doesn't fully understand it. We aren't paying child support though.
what the fuck tho
>>3072603But real talk though, even if she put enchantments on herself I’d assume she could undo them without much trouble, or render the sperm inert of whatever with her immense magical powers. Ima hope she does, or Meloka’s gonna wig out when she sees the blue skinned pointy eared Saiyan baby wandering around Towa’s hideout.
>>3072610no really, why did karn get sexxed by towa
Now you know why Towa avoided you almost the entire time you were there.>>3072556Indeed, there’s no going back for Towa.>>3072559Bruh.>>3072560It’s certainly something.>>3072561It was and still is well outside my comfort zone. However, if I didn’t reveal it now, while the event is still fresh, it would be too confusing to unravel later down the line when it becomes relevant.>>3072562That it did.>>3072564Kek.>>3072565More than once. And she’s not the only one>>3072568>AND DAMN IT ALL THIS MAKES MY WRITE-IN OF THANKING TOWA AND TELLING HER WE CONSIDER HER PART OF OUR FAMILY WAY MORE HEARTBREAKING THEN IT SHOULD BE!You should’ve seen mfw. >>3072572Good question. A half-demon half Saiyan will certainly be something new.>>3072574Ha.>>3072578Good question. How will Karn react? How will Future Chaya react?>>3072588>I just hope you don’t mind when everyone puts you at the top of the charts of autistic QMs>writes DB fanfictionIt comes with the territory I believe >>3072589>Meloka’s reactionHoo boy.>>3072602>but I hope your prepared for the Crucifixions that some of the players are going yo try and pin you with>forgetting that Towa’s a LITERAL DEMONThe fact she felt remorse, and even guilt is showing that she’s come quite a long way as a person. Were it not for a simple slip, things could have been so different.>what would she have doneThat would have depends entirely on the context, who brought it up, and how it came about.>>3072603>Our headsThis begs a different question: what will Towa do when it’s revealed? Will she try and use that to drive a wedge between Karn and Meloka, and steal him from her? Admit to what she did and lose both Karn’s and Meloka’s trust? Who knows what’ll happen going forward?>>3072604Ha.
>>3072613thiiiiink about iiiit, which person has treated her the best out of all the people she knows that arent under her direct care?
>>3072613How many times have we just walked around her house naked?Also I'm gonna assume she's just bored of Mira at this point because he's absolutely no fun.
>>3072614Listen, there's only one way out of this.She has to fuck Mira.She has to "upgrade" mira and tell him her plan is for him to get her pregnant and make some super warrior baby, and then they fuck, and she's covered.Nobody has to know. We can pretend this never happened.
>>3072614>And she’s not the only oneI’m sorry what? Has the time loli been fucking peeping on us? Puddin? Some other party? God, anybody but Trunks, tell me it wasn’t Trunks.
>>3072620its the only way Hyoka gets her jollies
>>3072614So is Mira gonna pulverize this baby the moment he sees it?
>>3072619Look, Towa gets out of this fucking mess, Mira's happy, Karn and Meloka and Chaya never find out what she did.It's the best possible outcome, it's all she can do.Nobody has to know.Nobody SHOULD know.Telling anyone will only hurt them.Just pretend like it never happened, man.
>>3072622He is most certainly not going to be a loving father, that's for sure.
>>3072623I don’t think this plan would explain away the monkey tail they’re likely to have, or when they probably eventually go Super Saiyan.
>>3072626>or when they probably eventually go Super Saiyan.Mira can do it. He does have Saiyan DNA after all.
>>3072626Mira has DNA from everything, there's nothing to explain.Just dominant genes. That's all.Saiyans are the strongest, so that's how the baby was engineered. Simple.
>>3072614Look, GD I can’t help but feel you half assed this. Either have her flat out refuse to do it, or go all the way willingly and feel terrible about it after, but this ‘I wanna do it, but I won’t do it, but whoops I slipped’ thing is bullshit.
it all depends on towa now either she fesses up to us and we can avoid chaya knowing thetruth or it gets real fucking messy down the line
>>3072632You've obviously never been a chaste demon for thousands of years whilst being a voyeur on the absolute pinnacle of manliness in any timeline ever.Obviously.
>>3072629nah sorry senpai the fact it's going to look more like a sayain demon hybrid then a demon/mish mash of different shit is going to be telling
>>3072623>>3072633You guys are freaking out about this way to much. Obviously Karn's going to deal with this the saiyan way: Make a comment about how she could have just asked, then spin this into her giving us training equipment, then never spending any time or attention on the bastard like a proper saiyan father.
This baby is looking more and more like a liability now. What if that one asshole Towa kidnaps it? What if the TP kidnaps it and raises it to be the Anti-Karn Weapon?
>>3072638Do not that Karn is anything BUT a proper saiyan father, we're actually still involved with our kids, and the kid's mother
>>3072638I'm not worried about karn I'm worried about the breach of trust from chayas point of view wen the only family you had forces them selves on your estranged father it's going to mess you up
>>3072642how are the TP going to find the kid if they cant find Towa? It's not like she'll be waving it around saying "HERE! TAKE IT SO YOU CAN TURN HIM AGAINST ME"
>>3072642>anti-Karn>first time they are facing each other in combat>Eyyyyy that's my boy! Where the hell have you been? I didn't even get to teach you how to fly a bike!And now there are two Karns for the TP to deal with.
>>3072638Karn is a good dad, we're obviously going to love and accept it when we find out about it. Though we could still spin this into getting free stuff from Towa.
>>3072617Karn’s been naked in front of Towa every time he’s been there. Man knows no shame.>>3072619It could be something she decides to do.>>3072620It wasn’t Trunks. It REALLY wasn’t Trunks, He purposefully avoids seeing that, afraid he’ll feel more incompetent.>>3072621Ha.>>3072622Good question.>>3072632She’d planned on going all the way, and even wove spells about herself to ensure it worked. But when she saw her only real, non-dependent friend laying there, completely defenseless from helping HER, she realized that she couldn’t just take advantage of him like that. She wanted Karn to look at her like he looks at Meloka when she finally did it, not taking it like a thief in the night.>>3072633>or it gets real fucking messy down the lineShe already didn’t say anything for two months in her world, and you’ve spent another two in your own timeline.>>3072642>This baby is looking more and more like a liability now. What if that one asshole Towa kidnaps it? What if the TP kidnaps it and raises it to be the Anti-Karn Weapon?All good questions.
>>3072652>Man knows no shame.And neither does Towa apparently.
>>3072652>She already didn’t say anything for two months in her world, and you’ve spent another two in your own timeline.Ooh, she's probably already started to show, wonder how Chaya is taking it.
Oh god we're like a fucked up version of John Redcorn, aren't we?
>>3072652Towa needs to come clean now. Yeah it will hurt. A lot. For both parties, but Im sure that most of us playing Karn will / would forgive her eventually.Maybe not Meloka, but thems the breaks. All she had to do was ask man.
>>3072652...Did she tell karn he could only stay for three months, because if he stayed much longer she'd start showing too much?
>>3072652Could always just abort the kid.
>>3072669seeing as she was thinking of names at the end of the epilogue, something tells me thats not going to happen
>>3072653She feels a LOT of shame>>3072655Good question.>>3072657HA! I actually got that reference>capt_america_i_got_that.gif>>3072661But will she?>>3072666Ha!>>3072667Now that’s cooking with propane>>3072669Why would she kill Karn’s child?
Well, congrats on bringing out even more emotion in me than when ubo almost died, i guess.Can't honestly say quests tend to bring out much emotion. Boredom, maybe. Annoyance, sure.Sickness and rejection though, that's a new one.Think i might have gotten a little too attached to these characters.
>>3072677>HA! I actually got that reference>He's actually seen King of the HillTHANK GOD
>>3072677>Why would she kill Karn’s child?Why would she do this thing to Karn when she could have just asked for it?
Towa is best girl anyways.Anyone who disagrees is free to fight me irl. Don't bother coming for me, I'll come to you. Even if you don't want me to.
karn faces his greatest struggle and punching things won't help him
>>3072689>karn faces his greatest struggle and punching things won't help himYou don't know that.
>>3072688of course shes best girl we just got real this waifu through the snags and the reeds
>>3072679>Well, congrats on bringing out even more emotion in me than when ubo almost died, i guess. Can't honestly say quests tend to bring out much emotion. Boredom, maybe. Annoyance, sure.>Sickness and rejection though, that's a new one.>Think i might have gotten a little too attached to these characters.>charactersThat means I’ve don my job right. I’m not writing characters, I’m writing people with their own thoughts, goals, dreams, hopes, and fears. They (mostly)aren’t just npc’s to interact with, they’re people.>>3072684Who hasn’t watched it?>>3072687Because she feared being rejected by the one man she has feelings for>>3072688Ha.>>3072689The hardest war for a soldier to fight is always a domestic one.
>>3072694>Who hasn’t watched it?This guy right here, never bothered to get into it
>>3072695Get out faggot
>>3072694Completely unrelated question. Did you at any point have plans for trunks joining towa team? Would he have ever actually pushed that button or was it just a distraction? What would it have taken to get him there?
>>3072689>karn faces his greatest struggle and punching things won't help himJust you fucking wait
anyway where going to have ask towa about her seal being on the arbiter and i get the feeling I know why evil towa hates us>she admits what she did in another timeline>gets rejected>tfw no karn bf for rest of eternity
>>3072699my response would always have been "talk to meloka about that, and good luck"i wouldn't have cared much if karn actually did have a harem, as long as meloka knew and was fine with it.but goddamn, this isn't a good feel.karn didn't go the harem route. he started a family, and was loyal to his wife. and now this.
>>3072695S'rather unAmerican of you there friend. Might I suggest quickly and quietly exiting the premises?I don't think it's that great, but that's because I've never been big on shows that focus more on a message. Personal preference.
>>3072706Well, that'd be because I'm not American, so being Unamerican doesn't really bother me all that much
>>3072707The Japanese have the show. You have no excuse.
JUST POST FUNNY MEMES AND IT'S LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED
You all failed to ask the most important question of all.What will our best friend in the universe, the patrician himself, Lord Freeza think of this development?
>>3072770Does Freeza even know Towa?
>>3072773She showed him golden freeza
so are we going to have some omakes with towa falling in love with karn?just curious how/when she fell for us
>“Leave us.” you order Mira, the hulking giant obeying without a word of protest. He leaves, glaring a moment at Karn before shutting the door behind himself.
>>3072847i hope you saved that quality transparency of meloka
>>3072848Here it is if you need it
>>3072135Smut, smut smut smut, smut. Yes. >>3072174Fade to black is for pussies, and you do that already.
>>3072552>https://pastebin.com/hSGNi57ii am proud of you.
>>3072614Love the lewd demon lady, one mistake we would have went with if asked is fine.>It was and still is well outside my comfort zone.Ya did good.
>>3072614>And she’s not the only oneWait, I'm fine with Towa, and Raven can't really help but feel our monkey love through the walls, kinda why we have Ubo with her when we can on long trips. BUT THAT PINK MIDGET BETTER NOT BE WATCHING US FUCK!
>>3072895Time Loli is too busy spying on Bardock to get a good look at the real show.
>>3072619>Implying she isn't already thoroughly breed.We got 5 kids, and our dick might as well be the picture for perfect breeding cock.Lying will only make it worse, and making Mira a cuck, even if he's just a robot, is senseless.>>3072623You are acting like this is a big problem for Karn.>>3072638this. What should be done is her profusely apologizing to Meloka first and having a talk about it.>>3072652Yeah, now that i think about it, we are basically a reverse Stacy for a uber thirsty NEET girl that's been permavirgined for the better part of her entire life. It's like a nerd having a action porn star walk around being super comfortable. Pretty much all but straight up asking, get some dick.>He purposefully avoids seeing that, afraid he’ll feel more incompetent.What, he knows he can't fuck his girl better than we could, and by refusing to learn proper Saiyan breeding techniques he wants to stay inferior? I'll never understand that boi.>>3072677We must Dad, we must DAD harder than we ever DADDED before.>>3072694>feared being rejected by the one man she has feelings forAsk ye bloody neet nerdgirl.>>3072770Uh, good luck we Meloka?>>3072901That little shit knows Towa wants our D, i bet that pink midget was planning for a way to steal our baby batter at some point. Towa is a good girl thats super awkward and feels bad for it....but that little goblin? She'd do it in a heartbeat and feel great for it, both metaphorically and literally. Probably to use as a hostage if she felt like it would work.
At least we know that Towa is pretty good at raising one of our kids, based on how Future Chaya turned out. She'll do just fine with this next one! Hell, I bet that Towa's thought of Chaya as her daughter at least a few times. And I bet that Chaya's called her Mom on accident once or twice, too.If anything, that's probably what got her thinking about getting her own.
>>3072925Sounds legit, unless she got a good view of Meloka's eyes when trying to get pregnant. Wouldn't be surprised if she had glowing ki hearts in her eyes or something.
>>3072941Can't see her pupils when her eyes are rolled into the back of her head anon.
>>3072942So wouldn't that just mean her forehead was glowing? That sounds kind of funny actually.
>>3072941Well, either way.Future Chaya is getting a brother! I mean...I guess a sister is also a possibility. But that would totally screw up the ratio at the time breaker's hideout.
>>3072944Two females and two robots. Don't see a problem there, but i suppose her having a brother could get weird when he hits puberty and tries to get in Chuuri. Shit, now i can't help but want that to happen just because it sounds funny as hell. Our baby boy would be the demon lord.
Oh God is Fu our son?
>>3072949annnnnd quest dropped like a fugly babynot realy tho
>>3072949No, Fu is and always will be the son of Mira and Towa. That's simply what his genetic lineage is. Anything else...just isn't Fu.
>>3072949I.....fuck that makes to much god damn sense. WHY DID WE HAVE TO HAVE SUCH A NERDY FANBOY FOR A KID?!>>3072953Please tell me that's true and not some fan theory.
>>3072954It's 100% true.Fu is the son of Mira and Towa. Dabura is his uncle. Etc etc.It's impossible for him to be our son.
>>3072956Oh thank god, I wouldn't know what to do if he was our kid, no one should be a fanboy of the literal retard. Or his friends for that matter.
>>3072723>>3072839>>3072847Ha>>3072697It was entirely possible. And it still is, Trunks still has the button. And hasn’t shown/told anyone.>>3072699Wasn’t quite what happened, Arbiter looked more like pic related and not a full transformation.>>3072705Sometimes life throws you problems you didn’t, couldn’t prepare for.>>3072770That’s a really good question.>>3072895And what can you do about it if she is?>>3072907>thirsty neet girlApt description.>>3072949No.
>>3073163>And what can you do about it if she is?Have Meloka put a picture of the pink midget on her ass, and every time we get balls deep and slap her ass, we slap her face by extension. Alternatively she puts a mask on her face while we train and switch kicking each others ass.>Apt description.Mild disappointment, but not something we can fix. Although i did just come up with a fitting punishment.>>3068936>>3068950>>3068951>>3068964With what is essentially this, because thanks to the smut you wrote, dont worry i will be giving you a quick commentary on how mediocre it was, while also making it sensible for her to make Karn cum after passing out on the first accidental stroke. She will always be known as a quick shot, and while Meloka probably wont do anything to the kid, she will definitely take to kicking her ass to MAXIMUM POWAH. Whether or not she proceeds to drag her to bed for proper Snu Snu instead of being a glorified magic cock milking machine depends on two things, how sweet and sloppy her apology is, lewd and otherwise, and Karn calming her down.
>>3073205can't* fix. Fucking typos.
>>3072552>GD writes smut>does a side of feels that turns into the main course.I'm honestly more worried what Meloka will do and what Chaya will say more than anything, my take on Karn is that he'll be more upset she went around our wife more than anything, they are Sayans, not 10 years ago the natural reproduction system would be pump and run.what I'm REALLY worried is those feelings she's feeling right now will fester and spread seeing the only person she could reliably talk to is one that she's hiding this from, I'd chalk down other Towas unless she knows someone who she can 100% trust.Great job GD, it hit all the right buttons.
>>3072552>mfwThis quest just went from a 9 to a 10. I wasn’t expecting this twist but I love it!
>>3073163After spending all night unable to not think about that shit, then waking up still thinking about it, i have to voice my displeasure or i don't feel like i'll be doing my job properly as a long-time reader giving feedback.I still feel like a bleeding heart liberal pussy for feeling this way over a fuckin' fictional rape in a fictional story with fictional characters, but i do. It's not like i haven't fapped to this kind of shit a million times, but this time it got to me. I think it was a stupid literary choice worse than the entirety of the hive arc twice over, and it destroyed my enjoyment of that character. I don't just dislike it, i hate it.That shit came out of nowhere, was completely out of place for a story like this and felt like it was for sheer shock value. I'll probably get over it, but i can't help but think that every time someone even mentions towa from now on, i'm just going to think about that moment.I probably wouldn't have cared if it was just revealed out of nowhere, it probably even would have been funny. But to go over the whole scene in graphic detail while really hammering home just how wrong it was, and that she knew it was wrong, wasn't fun to read.I'm probably in the minority, i'm probably taking the story too seriously and it's probably better if i just don't say anything, but i won't feel better if i don't.I really wish you hadn't done that, and i really, really hope you don't do anything like that in the future.Goddamn i feel like a pussy right now, having typed that shit out. What's wrong with me?
>>3073538You're a faggot?
>>3073552Yeah, that's probably it.
>>3073538You may be a pussy, but at least you acknowledge it. I'm proud of you, faggot.Now man up and learn to get over it. Or dont, whatever. It'll fade, guaranteed. Just eat less onions.
>>3073574They censored "soi" now?
>>3073574Yeah, i know. I just tried and failed last night, that's all.
>>3073538I respect that you chose to voice your displeasure, even if it does make you look like a faggot.
>>3073576Wait really, soi
>>3073593soi with a y instead of an i, anon
but onions beans are the best
God damn this place is shitter now, I didnt think the gook could do it, but I was wrong.
>>3073576wait what? but why that and not the hundreds of other actual offensive terms that people use on the regular?
>>3073617Liberal agenda, they're controlling sp