Twelve years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects. The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to most every corner of the universe now. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across much the civilized universe, as well as your family’s feats in Dreadzone, most everyone now knows the names of your family and what all you can do.Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 743. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 3,103,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of five, chosen champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, an idol to the other Saiyans and the rest of the PTO, and a household name across the civilized universe.Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJn[DRAGON FORCE]: https://pastebin.com/A3nV1kqDPowerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswNArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute vote(usually), 3 votes minimum to proceed>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins>For choices, do NOT pick every option>Crits are nat 100, unless otherwise stated>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in a catastrophic crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions, however, pointing out QM errors to me is encouraged>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down at my discretion>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason whatsoever>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: Hunt for the Wizard Finalehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=paYU40Zh2es
>>3189201Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:After several months of intense training and your allies reaching ever-more impressive heights, King Cold informed you of where Babidi would strike: New Salda. As everyone geared up for the battle King Vegeta told you all he was already there, Majin Cooler having teleported Babidi ahead of his ship. Scrambling, you all headed through one of Raven’s portals and instantly arrived on New Salda, you rushing to take down Majin Cooler. Despite Ascended King Vegeta’s and Ultra Nappa’s greatly enhanced power, they proved no match for the magically-enhanced Cooler, you stepping in just in time to save Nappa’s life. Cooler attained his new form and you went Berserk, the two of you briefly clashing before you’d proven to still be Cooler’s better. However, Raven’s demon father Trigon then stepped onto New Salda, his power overwhelming. Paralyzed by fear, Cooler was no longer able to help or fight back so you’d abandoned him, rushing the powerful demon. As we rejoin Karn, who is still in his Berserk form, he’s just arrived to see the opened portal to hell, and the chaos below.“Kneel, mortals!” Trigon bellows as his four Eye Beams bear down on Ubo, who’s retaliating with his own beams. You sense Raven and King Cold behind Ubo, Freeza’s father transforming into his powerful third form. But you also sense Meloka and Freeza on the move, both flying to attack Trigon from his sides. You watch as Meloka in her Ascended form and Final Form Freeza unload a storm of ki attacks on the giant demon. Unfortunately they seem to have no effect, Trigon swatting at them like they are little more than flies, his beams bearing down on Ubo unwaveringly. “Bow before the might of Trigon!”“I won’t kneel!” you hear Ubo shout, surprising you more with his use of “I” than the fact his power suddenly quadruples, then quadruples again. With his amplified strength Ubo begins pushing Trigon’s beams back, the demon chuckling.“Interesting, it seems the flies have some fight in them.” Trigon says, ending his beams then catching Ubo’s attack on a shimmering barrier. “Let us see just how well you can fight against the might of the Demon Realm!”At his command the portal suddenly widens further, demons swarming even faster through. Instead of dozens now hundreds of demons begin pouring through, you’re suddenly thankful you’re nowhere near the city because this could get ugly, fast.What do you do?>Rush and attack Trigon>Fly to Trigon, give him one chance to leave before you destroy him>Event Horizon the portal, send those demons back to the pit they crawled out of>Rush down and help Ubo defend Raven and King Cold while transforming>Ignore everything else for now, find Babidi before it’s too late>Berserk [DRAGON FORCE], this is all-or-nothing>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3189203>>Ignore everything else for now, find Babidi before it’s too lateFuck squishy wizards.
>>3189203>Ignore everything else for now, find Babidi before it’s too lateKill the wizard before attacking the tank
>>3189203>Ignore everything else for now, find Babidi before it’s too late>Telepathy Guldo to assist us, and have everyone else with the exception of King Cold deal with Trigon and the demons.
>>3189149>>3189202>>3189217Finished the joke
Rolled 69, 23, 60, 88, 30, 52, 24, 71, 91, 4, 3 = 515 (11d100)>>3189208>>3189211>>3189221Ignore everything else for now, find Babidi before it’s too late wins it. Interesting, roll me a 3d100
Rolled 44, 71, 32 = 147 (3d100)>>3189252
Rolled 14, 95, 27 = 136 (3d100)>>3189252
Rolled 19, 48, 66 = 133 (3d100)>>3189252
So it's a fail, a pass and a questionable. Oof that is not the best way to start, let's hope it improves.
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>3189261>>3189264>>318926544/100, 95/100, 66/100. Hmmm, this makes things more entertaining. Writing.
Gtg to work, good luck guys
fuuuuuu, auto update wasn't on and the first roll is a failure. Not a good sign.>>3189309We need it.
>>3189203“Dammit!” you mutter to yourself as chaos unfolds before you. If you don’t act soon, New Salda will be turned into another warzone. Looking around you see Meloka and Freeza have resumed their attack on Trigon, while King Cold has finished transforming to his third form, his power swelling as Ubo mercilessly attacks the demon horde, doing his best to protect Raven while the Ginyu Force join in as well. You focus, thinking to King Cold. “Where is Babidi? I don’t see him anywhere, where did he go?”“Into the portal.” King Cold says. “He jumped in as soon as he opened it, just before Trigon stepped through.”“Shit. I’m going in after him.” you reply, switching your focus to Guldo. “I need your help.”“I’m in.” Guldo replies. “What do you need?”“We’re going in.” you tell him, flaring your aura as you gather your power. “Babidi went into the portal, we’re going after him. If we can’t stop him, then this will only be the beginning.”“You know, I’d told Recoome I’d follow you into hell.” Guldo tells you, your friend suddenly appeating beside you and speaking. “But I never thought it’d be so literal. Alright, let’s go.”“Right. I’ll clear the path, follow me!!” you say, shouting and blasting towards the portal. You gather your ki into your fist, charging fist-first with a Piercing Fist MkII. Your attack punches straight through several demons, then you strike the portal. You pass through it, finding yourself suddenly surrounded.“Get him!!” a demon shouts, the army surrounding you all lunging at you simultaneously.“GRRRRAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, firing an Explosive Wave and knocking the demons back. As they all pick themselves up, several taking to the air, you take a moment to look around and see where you are. You find yourself on a rocky surface, lava bubbling all around nearby.“Well this is pleasant.” Guldo says, the demons all regaining their feet and again encircling you both. “What’s the plan?”Well?>Stand your ground together, take these demons out>Split up, try to get away and find Babidi>Hold the demons at bay, keep them from getting through the portal while Guldo hunts for Babidi>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3189381>Hold the demons at bay, keep them from getting through the portal while Guldo hunts for Babidi
>>3189381>>Hold the demons at bay, keep them from getting through the portal while Guldo hunts for BabidiI trust him to save the universe
>>3189381>>Hold the demons at bay, keep them from getting through the portal while Guldo hunts for Babiditimestop should keep him safe and under the radar, if he runs into any actual trouble we can just head his way
>>3189381>Hold the demons at bay, keep them from getting through the portal while Guldo hunts for Babidi>Tell Guldo to keep tabs with us as he hunts so we can keep up with him>Death Beam party everything else that moves
>>3189381>>Hold the demons at bay, keep them from getting through the portal while Guldo hunts for Babidi
We should probably go back down to ascended ssj and use dragon force, these demons will probably be less willing to throw themselves at us when we can kill them for good.
>>3189407>Using the thing that makes us vulnerable to mook attacks while facing a crowd a mooksNot a great plan, I think.
>>3189407We don't need Dragon Force to kill them when we are in their plane.
Rolled 98, 97, 70, 63, 3, 65, 38, 97, 43, 96, 13, 5 = 688 (12d100)>>3189390>>3189392>>3189394>>3189398>>3189400>>3189403Hold the demons at bay, keep them from getting through the portal while Guldo hunts for Babidi wins it. Roll me a 4d100.Third DC 70
Rolled 7, 52, 34, 81 = 174 (4d100)>>3189449Dayum, those rolls.
Rolled 60, 5, 43, 41 = 149 (4d100)>>3189449
Rolled 61, 33, 81, 39 = 214 (4d100)>>3189449Alright, let's do this!
Rolled 70, 92, 34, 60 = 256 (4d100)>>3189449
>>3189449>4 numbers above 95 Yikes.
>>3189454>>3189456>>318946361/100, 52/100, 81/100, 81/100. Not bad, not bad at all. Writing. Welcome to Hell, enjoy your stay
>>3189465Well, it was probably our allies, so I think we’re alright?
>>3189467GD, can we get some Word Of QM here? Do demons permadie if we kill them in Hell or do we still need Dragon Force to permakill them?
>>3189472Yes they permadie when we kill them in hell, they are also slightly stronger while in hell, home turf an all. Dragon Force is needed for things outside of hell, and wherever souls end up. Since demons don't have that, they gone for good when we kill them here. It was explained a few threads ago, read the archive.
Whew, I only missed 2 updates, that's good.Hope my dice are still hot from last thread. I wanna beat Hell into submission with Karn's Giant Club.
Rolled 97, 51, 14, 34, 36 = 232 (5d100)>>3189495Man's not hot
>>3189381“Guldo, I’ll hold them here.” you say telepathically. “Find Babidi, and put an end to him.”“Me?” he asks confused. “But what about you?”“I’ll hold them here.” you say, clenching your fists. “I won’t let them destroy my world. You’re the best one for this job Guldo; I trust you to find him, and take that bastard down.”“R-Right.” he says out loud, you looking over your shoulder and seeing him looking resolved. He nods to himself once, then vanishes.“Good luck.” you say, clenching your fists and flaring your aura as the demonic horde charges at you again.https://youtube.com/watch?v=TZG1eqPEYbY“RRRRAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, rushing the closest demon and slamming your right fist into it’s face. Your punch hits with enough power to burst the creature’s head, blood and viscera going everywhere. With a snarl you twist counterclockwise, swinging your left arm in a backfist. You strike a skeletal-looking demon in it’s chest, it exploding from the force of your strike. You then gather your ki into your right hand, continuing your spin and leaping back, tossing a Scattershot into the crowd of demons. Your attack obliterates more than a dozen of the malformed demons, yet they keep coming. You toss yourself into the fray, your strikes overpowering these lesser demons and slaying them left and right. You drive your right boot straight through a bull-like demon’s chest with a thrusting kick, then with a twist you decapitate it with your other foot and send it’s head crashing into an imp and splattering the tiny demon. Continuing the momentum you flip, sending the demon’s corpse crashing into it’s fellows.“Burn!” you think you hear from somewhere behind you, flames exploding up out of the ground to consume you. With a small effort of will you conjure your Barrier, it repelling the flames before they can burn you as you turn to find the one responsible. All you see is a flicker of flame, a humanoid form disappearing. That’s all the time you could spare looking, as the demons continue rushing you and attacking without hesitation. You punch through some sort of goat demon, a tentacle suddenly wrapping around your right arm. With a snarl you grab the appendage back, and with a pull you pull the demon to you, gathering your ki into your left palm and slam it into the demon, obliterating it with a powerful blast. Your instincts suddenly scream at you, you twisting and stepping back. And it wasn’t a second too soon, as you step back you see a bladed spearhead attached to a wickedly sharp chain pass through where your head was moments before. What the hell?cont
>>3189528Oh hey are we going to find Scorpion down here and convince him to come back with us so he can get his vengeance on some Blue Ninja Bois?
>>3189528“Foolish mortal!” you hear, turning and following the chain to it’s source. You see a yellow and black-clad figure, it pulling it’s spear back to itself. “This place shall become your grave!”“You first!” you roar, blasting towards the creature and swinging with your left fist for it’s head. But your fist passes through the air, the being disappearing in a flash of fire. Before you can react you feel a strike to the side of your head, turning and seeing the being backflipping away from you. Wirh a snarl you lunge, the being again vanishing just as your strike would end it’s existence. This thing’s starting to piss you off!“RRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, again unleashing a powerful Explosive Wave and knocking the nearby demons back. All, that is, except for one.“YOU!!” you hear a bellow, turning and seeing a massive, familiar demon. The demon you’d fought years ago is back, and it clearly remembers you. It swings one of it’s massive fists down at you, you leaping back as it crushes several lesser demons. This demon clearly remembers you, and is ready for it’s revenge.What will you do?>Rush and attack, go power vs power>Defend, see what it can do>Evade it’s attacks and close in, go for the throat>Red Dawn, try and take it and the rest of these demons down in one shot>Final Flash, blow it away>Ignore it, focus on finding and taking down that teleporter>Other(write in)
>>3189592>>Red Dawn, try and take it and the rest of these demons down in one shotWe haven't done this since we made it I think.
>>3189592>Red Dawn, try and take it and the rest of these demons down in one shot
>>3189592>Evade it’s attacks and close in, go for the throat
>>3189592>>Ignore it, focus on finding and taking down that teleporter>>Try and contact the Supreme Kai. Where the fuck is he when Babidi is making his move?!
>>3189592>Red Dawn, try and take it and the rest of these demons down in one shot>"HOW ABOUT ALL OF YOU FUCK OFF!!!"this seems good
>>3189617Really you wanna rely on THAT dickhead?
>>3189592>Red Dawn, try and take it and the rest of these demons down in one shot>Let Guldo knowDon't teamkill the hero.
Okay, Red Dawn is fine, but if we could get Shin's useless ass here to deal with Trigon, that would be fucking fantastic.Anyone else willing to add a vote to contact him telepathically?
>>3189627OH Good point changing to his
>>3189628If you're asking me to Choose between the most useless person in the universe and My Main Man Guldo there's no Contest
>>3189633>Look man, Guldo can do his best to assassinate Babidi, that's fine, but Trigon's rampaging on New Salda and there's nobody there that can stop him.Shin is a useless shit, but he's a powerful useless shit, and stopping demonic invasions like this is litterally his job. I want to give him THE CHANCE to actually be worth something and save our home planet.
>>3189639That isn't the issue at hand numbnuts, we're about to Red Dawn. Guldo might be in the blast radius.
>>3189628>>3189528I would also really like to contact shin.I bet he can even help us find babidi.As for our physical action, red dawn seems appropriate.
>>3189592>>Evade it’s attacks and close in, go for the throat
>>3189645Guldo can just stop time and fly away, he's not in any danger.Trust in guldo, bro.
>>3189645Dude, there's nothing stopping us from voting to tell Guldo to get clear, Red Dawning, and then trying to contact Shin once the blast is over.We can do more then two things.>>3189592>Red Dawn, try and take it and the rest of these demons down in one shot>Let Guldo knowThen>Try and contact the Supreme Kai. Where the fuck is he when Babidi is making his move?!
Rolled 15, 52, 90, 29, 33, 8, 49, 66, 97, 21, 65, 57, 45, 8, 51, 78, 31, 60, 41, 27 = 923 (20d100)>>3189612>>3189614>>3189615>>3189617>>3189627>>3189628>>3189629>>3189631>>3189646>>3189647>>3189653Red Dawn and telepathy wins it. Roll me a 3d100.First DC 45Second DC 70Third DC 85Don’t worry about the escalating dice I’m rolling. Karn has no idea what’s going on elsewhere now.
Rolled 52, 14, 12 = 78 (3d100)>>3189660Holy Hell
Rolled 100, 39, 73 = 212 (3d100)>>3189660
Rolled 7, 90, 52 = 149 (3d100)>>3189660Heres for the best
Rolled 20, 22, 15 = 57 (3d100)>>3189660DICE DON'T FAIL ME NOW
Rolled 97, 79, 58 = 234 (3d100)>>3189660
Rolled 7, 32, 38 = 77 (3d100)>>3189660
>>3189653if he can't hear, see or feel the red dawn coming in any way, i'd say he deserved to get vaporized regardless of his incredible ability.>>3189660Oh fuck, you're worrying me.We've gotta end this quick, don't we?
>>3189663GOOD SHIT BRO
>>3189663>Karn's Red Dawn instantly deletes hell
>>3189639>Shin>Doing the one thing it's his job to do.Keep dreaming anon.
Rolled 36, 86, 99 = 221 (3d100)>>3189660The highest check will be for Shin actually answering the damn phone.
>>3189663>>3189664>>3189662WE FUCKING GOT IT BOYS!>>3189665They failed but that's okay. Hell is just another crater.....eh, no one liked that spot anyways.
>>3189662>>3189663>>3189664CRIT, 90/100, 73/100. Critical success, success, failure. Incredible, writing.
>>3189672I mean, lets be fair here, the DC to contact Guldo who is in Hell with us, is 70. We're trying to breach dimensions and go all the way to the planet of the Kai's to contact Shin so I can see the reason for the high DC.
>>3189674The light of the sun will shine upon the demon realm for the first time today.Now bear witness to it's first, and final dawn.What happens to demons who die in the demon realm?
>>3189675Still fucking stupid no one is notifying him to you know, GO TO THE LITERAL HELL HOLE AND SHUT IT, but I guess everyone with intelligence is keeping their shitshow running and can't be assed.
>>3189681Pay attention to the thread dude, they die permanently.
>>3189681They go to double hell.
>>3189674I hope we attracted HIS attentionPic related
>>3189688Yeah, its nice fighting dudes that don't have souls, they can't go to the respawn factory.
>>3189682Shin is too busy teaching Kars how to usurp him to do his job.
>>3189691Yeah but what if this is the point in time where he is buried under a literal mountain of Hell?>yfw he is trapped but this dislodges him
>>3189695Yep that's About right
>>3189691Sadly I think GD said he is still sealed in Phobos, iirc.
>>3189691If the horizon disappearing in a blinding flash along with the lives of millions of demons doesn't get his attention, i don't think anything will.I really home HE shows up as well, to help us out.
>>3189700I thought GD Said that he was still trapped in his Hell Coffin™But what do i know
>>3189691>Wanting Reboot Doomguy instead of Classic Doomguy.
>>3189766>no armor on his sleevesNot tacticool enough/10 - IGN recommands uninstalling.
>>3189777>Needing armor on your sleeves to fight Demons. I bet you play on "I'm too young to die."
>>3189783Nah, I don't get this meme of playing games on anything but the hardest setting.
>>3189777>Implying Doomguy needs any other armour then his muscles to protect him from demons
>>3189766He's the same guy though, its a continuation. Muscle plate Doomguy is pre Arch Angle Blessing.
>>3189766They are canonically the same fucking guy anon
>>3189843>>3189848They're the same guy, but one is infinitely cooler then the other.
>>3189592While the massive demon out for revenge is a noticeable threat, you can’t afford to ignore the other threats around. That teleporting demon is still out there, and who knows what else? It’s time to end this attack on your world before it can truly get started. But before you can attack, the massive demon Mustakrakish stomps down at you, you barely catching its foot before it crushes you. You’re surprised, the ground breaking beneath your feet as the demon’s hoof slams into your hands.“Guldo, make sure you’re in the clear.” you tell your friend telepathically as you shout, powerful green aura flaring wildly as you toss the demon off of you. “I’m going all-out, I don’t wanna accidentally hit you.”“Don’t worry about me, I’m clear.” Guldo replies, you powering up to the fullest. “This place is massive, and most of the demons are busy trying to get past you right now. Give ‘em hell General!”“Right.” you reply, leaping into the air and crossing your arms, your power flaring even higher in preparation to unleash one of your most powerful attacks.“Stop him!” the teleporting demon shouts, appearing before you and drawing twin blades, swinging for your head. You move your right arm, the blades smashing to pieces against you instead of cutting you. You smirk at the demon, your attack ready to be unleashed.“DIE!!” you roar, unleashing your full power. Your ki explodes out from you, turning the whole world red. Your power erupts from your body in an unstoppable wave, obliterating everything in it’s path as you feel your strength dwindle, after several seconds you ending the attack with a sigh. Looking around you see that your attack destroyed your surroundings, even the nearby lava lakes blasted away, leaving everything near your newly-made crater a rocky wasteland. Your powerlevel’s plummeted in the wake of your attack, you having nearly dropped out of your Berserk form. You drop to a knee, catching your breath as your powerlevel slowly begins rising back up.“Karn, I found him!” Guldo suddenly tells you telepathically, you perking up instantly. Focusing, you find Guldo’s power you blast off of the ground, charging toward your ally. “I found Babidi!”cont
>>3189920Good shit guldo
>>3189920Come on buddy, shank him quick.
>>3189766They're the same guy and they do the same thing anon.
>>3189920Guldo can just stop time and unload on him before he can do anything.
>>3189967If I was Babadi, I would have some enchanted gear/long term defensive magic up, given how he's been hunted for centuries, and he's now walking into Hell to Bind The Demon King.
>>3189920“I’m on my way!” you reply, charging as fast as you can towards Guldo. “Why haven’t you taken him out, what’s going on?”“He’s put up some sort of barrier, and I can’t get through it.” Guldo replies, you flying inside a massive forboding castle as you close in on Guldo’s power. “He’s with some big red demon now, the two seem to be in some sort of struggle. If you’re coming you’d better hurry, demons are piling in around them quick.”“Dammit!” you say, ending the communication as you close the last of the distance. You arrive to see several dozen demons gathered around a shimmering barrier, peering in you see the tiny wizard squared up to a large red demon. Surprisingly you can’t sense either of then, whatever barrier Babidi erected keeping you from sensing whatever’s inside. The demons on the outside are trying to force their way in, and despite being around as powerful as your regular Super Saiyan form they’re unable to even scratch it. As you watch the demon on the throne suddenly clutches his head, seemingly in pain. You need to act now, before it’s too late!But what will you do?>Piercing Fist, punch through the barrier>Piercing Fist MkII, punch through>[DRAGON FORCE], smash his shield>Power down to your Ascended form then [DRAGON FORCE]>Final Flash, blow the both of them inside Babidi’s shield away>Super Explosive Wave, tell Guldo to get clear>Hellzone Grenade, hit his barrier from all sides>Other(write in)
>>3189989>[DRAGON FORCE], smash his shieldLets not Hurt Dabura
>>3189989>>[DRAGON FORCE], smash his shield
>>3189989>>[DRAGON FORCE], smash his shieldTry not to hit them. I'd imagine Towa would be mighty pissed if we did.
>>3189989>[DRAGON FORCE], smash his shield
>>3190000Meh. Our Towa isn't the local Towa, it'd be less 'you killed my brother' and more 'well, he was kinda like a distant cousin'. Might be a little rustled.
>>3189989>>[DRAGON FORCE], smash his shieldWe're going to be short on Ki afterwards but that's what our Bloodstone is for.
>>3189989>[DRAGON FORCE], smash his shield>telepathically warn dabura that we're comin' in like a freight train
>>3190022Bad idea dude. He's already in a telepathic struggle to maintain control of his mind. We do NOT need to distract him by trying to use telepathy on him.
>>3189989>[DRAGON FORCE], smash his shieldCan we add>>Shout as loud as you can in babidi's mindTo try to disrupt then after we break the shield?
>>3190022>>3190025...could we telepathically attack/harrass Babidi?
>>3190029We could, but we'd lose.He's a hell of a lot stronger than us in that regard, i think.
>>3190029I mean, it's an idea, but do you really want to risk him trying to Majin us tho?
>>3190028>>3190029The shield already blocks ki senses, chances are it blocks psychic powers too.
>>3190036That's why I said after we break the shield
>>3190031True, but a moment's distraction shit be enough for dabura to move in and kill babidi if we're luckyAnd if he focuses on us that's less strain on dabura either way
>>3190042After that we might as well just kill Babidi.
>>3190042After we break the shield our Porunga sized fist is going to be trying to pulp Babadi's body. That will distract him from Dabura more then our Telepathy will.
>>3190048Blasting through his barrier and directly towards him will also distract him, to say the least.Then guldo will stop time and go through the hole, likely beheading him. Even if something happens to guldo, dabura will then be able to counterattack.
>>3189989>>3190018>>also tell guldo to be ready to time stop the moment the barrier breaks enough to get to and kill babidi
You know Dabura is gonna wanna fight Karn for fucking with his home and realm though.
>>3190080I trust Guldo is competent enough to go after the wizard once we break the shield.
>>3190083I can't help but feel like he'll try to make a deal with us that benefits him
Rolled 22, 67, 28, 99, 75, 57, 23, 70, 41, 21, 26, 5, 62, 3, 97 = 696 (15d100)>>3189997>>3189999>>3190000>>3190002>>3190009>>3190018>>3190021>>3190022>>3190028>>3190080[DRAGON FORCE], smash his shield wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
Rolled 72, 85 = 157 (2d100)>>3190109AHHHHHHHHHH
Rolled 98, 62 = 160 (2d100)>>3190109Row row fight da power.
Rolled 19, 11 = 30 (2d100)>>3190109BREAK THE SHIELD AND HIS BODY!
Rolled 50, 6 = 56 (2d100)>>3190109HYPE
Rolled 40, 30 = 70 (2d100)>>3190109Pierce the hell with your stand!
Rolled 77, 97 = 174 (2d100)>>3190084giving him a little warning/reminder to not be distracted by the giant green dragon seems like a good idea>>3190083he was about to be mind controlled by a little yellow midget i think he will be thankful>>3190103we could ask him to get trigon off of our planet
>>3190111>>3190112>>319011398/100, 85/100. Impressive, writing
>>3190126Babadi's about to get Fisted and it feels so good~
>>3190120>he was about to be mind controlled by a little yellow midget i think he will be thankfulYeah, but, he's a demon and kind of an asshole besides.
Don't worry Karn, I've got this! I cast gun!
>>3190120I’d think he’d probably be more interested in avenging himself on Babidi. He probably at least understands the concept of defending your home.
>>3190131.....I feel like I saw a porn title with that name, and I don't know if it's legit or not.
>>3190120Guys....I just got an Idea, a Capital Idea if you will, we should acknowledge him as Towa's brother....and drop he is an uncle now.
>>3190294There are more fun ways to commit suicide
>>3190314I don't know man, telling a demon king you fucked his sister is up there.
>>3190326>tfw sending him telepathic pictures to prove itYou have to go balls deep man.
>>3190314>>3190326I would laugh so hard if Towa was still a kid right now and Dabura took that statement at face value.
>>3190333We were asleep when it happened Anon.
>>3190340Not of the act you dingus.
>>3190314Pffffft, like Towa would let us die from her brother, we haven't satisfied her like she dream'nt of yet.>>3190326Telling him his sister was such a beta she had to rape us in our sleep and use magic to get pregnant is even better. Oh I can't wait for the fun times this conversation is going to give us.>>3190311My nigga>>3190344We also haven't met the kid yet.
>>3190353>We also haven't met the kid yet.Not the kid either. His secret sister that he never ever mentions. Ever.
>>3190353>Telling him his sister was such a beta she had to rape us in our sleep and use magic to get pregnant is even better. Oh I can't wait for the fun times this conversation is going to give us.You'll have to keep waiting since it's never going to happen.
>>3189989“You need to get ready to move.” you tell Guldo. “I’m going to take that shield down, but I may not have full control over this.”“Right, do whatever it takes.” Guldo says, you seeing him activate his Energy Blade. “You take that shield down, and I’ll rush in and put an end to him.”“Right.” you say, then with a shout you unleash your mighty Stand, [DRAGON FORCE]. With a roar your powerful Stand emerges, it’s massive form unable to be contained in the demon king’s throne room and shattering the roof. You glare down at the glowing barrier, pulling your massive right fist back. With a roar you and your Stand unleash a power-packed punch at the glowing sphere, it slamming into the magical shield with your full, unrestrained fury. Your fist hits with such power it sends Guldo and the gathered demons flying, Babidi’s shield cracking then shattering under your hit.“What is that?!” Dabura shouts, leaping away from your massive fist as Babidi leaps back as well, yet as you watch Babidi suddenly vanishes. But you can’t focus on that, as suddenly a piercing pain shoots up your right arm. Looking down you see three energy lances made of demonic ki sticking out from your Stand’s arm. Looking to your own arm you see three bleeding holes there as well, your blood glowing green with Berserk power. “I will destroy you all!”“I’m not your enemy!” you shout to the demon, your Stand also amplifying your voice. “We have to stop Babidi before he gets away!”“I can’t find him!” Guldo says, suddenly appearing by you and your Stand’s massive head. “He just vanished!”“Well well well, this is certainly interesting.” Babidi calls out, his voice seemingly coming from everywhere at once. “I’d expected you to be busy facing that fool Trigon, not abandoning your home to pursue me.”“Come out, coward!” Dabura shouts, you quickly dispersing your Stand. Leaving your body defenseless against an invisible opponent seems like a bad idea, you going back-to-back with Guldo. “I will feast on your flesh!”“Luckily for me, I had a backup.” Babidi says, ignoring Dabura’s outburst. You shut your eyes, desperately trying to keep your rising rage and panic in check. Dammit, you can’t let him-THERE! You suddenly feel something, turning and firing a Ki Wave into the air. You feel your blast hit something, Babidi’s shield suddenly becoming visible.“Paaaapaara paapaaa!!” Babidi suddenly shouts, another portal appearing. But instead of Babidi retreating into the portal, several figures begin rushing out. And you recognize the first one through. “Kill the Saiyan!”cont
>>3190367Only if Babadi keeps us at bay an gets the Majin off.>>3190358You mean Towa? We've met her already, spent like 3 months with her an the baby, training with punished Chaya. We didn't give her twins, if that is what you were implying.
>>3190378>Only if Babadi keeps us at bay an gets the Majin off.It's never going to happen dude. While you may be a chucklefuck willing to get us killed for a quick laugh most of GD's players are smarter then that. Time for Majin Guts I guess?
>>3190126>Babidi's face right about now
>>3190378Yes Towa. The person that Dabura never ever mentions or alludes to. His secret sister. That one no knows about except him.
>>3190402I see you are stupid, let me elaborate then. I meant after we pull Babidi's guts out and kill him. Then make funny awkward moments that embarrass Towa.>>3190409Time magic, ain't gotta explain shit.
>>3190414>Time magic, ain't gotta explain shit.Jesus man you just don't get what I'm getting at do you?
>>3190414>I see you are stupid, let me elaborate then. I meant after we pull Babidi's guts out and kill him. Then make funny awkward moments that embarrass Towa.Oh I don't really care about the timing. I'm just saying its never happening at all ever for any reason.
>>3190416Not really, at this point I am just assuming your a newfag and trying to drop a outside reference.>>3190420Says you.
>>3190420>>3190414Gotta agree. We're not having that conversation, or anything similar. We have this thing called 'self preservation instinct'. Also, basic couth. VERY basic, but it's there none the less.
>>3190431No its not, Karn is a true Saiyan saying hi to the new family member.
>>3190420>>3190431The only time we should bring up Towa at all is "Towa sent us to kill him" nothing else.
>>3190426>Not really, at this point I am just assuming your a newfag and trying to drop a outside reference.Nigga.When talking shit to Dabura about his sister you show him that you do in fact know his sister instead of just sounding like you're talking out your ass about someone you don't know exists because as far as Dabura is concerned the only people who know about his sister are his parents and him.It should be pretty clear if you'd follow the damn conversation. Don't assume things, you know what it does.
>>3190376I swear to god, if that little bitch Cooler came back for round two...
I'd be fine with doing it, however we don't even know towa and dabura are related rn
>>3190446If he did can we cripple him then? Cause that deserves a permanent ass handing
>>3190444Yep. Besides, ignoring everything else, our Towa is a timewitch who lives outside the flow of regular time. The only people who know about her are Karn/Meloka, Vegeta, and King Cold/Freeza to a partial extent. If she wants this particular version of Dabura to know of her she'll introduce herself.
>>3190446>Implying BIIIIIIIIITCH will come back after wetting himself.Nice joke.>>3190445Not really, your comments made no sense and had even less context, until you brought up the thought process that should have been there to begin with. But nice try assuming that was on my mind. Still going to go for it.
>>3190376https://youtube.com/watch?v=lBdnti4_UUg“Guts?” you say confused, the black-armored figure howling and immediately leaping for Dabura. One of the lesser demons leap into his way, Guts front flipping and slicing the small demon in half before swinging down at Dabura. But the demon king is ready, conjuring his own wicked blade and intercepting the Black Swordsman’s blow.“Ah, so you are the Black Swordsman.” Dabura says, you focusing on their exchange a moment. “I’ve heard much of you, mortal. Show me your fighting spirit!”“RRRAAAAAAAAA!!” Guts roars in response, flipping back from Dabura then launching himself back at the demon king, the two rapidly trading blows.“Yakon, take down the Super Saiyan!” you hear Babidi shout, turning back and seeing a green bug-like creature floating just outside the portal. “Pui Pui, handle that Ginyu Force runt!”“Runt?” Guldo says angrily. “I’ll show you! Free-!!”“Paparra Papaa!!” Babidi shouts, Guldo suddenly shouting in pain. You turn concerned, seeing Guldo clutching his head. Wait, is he-?“Yaaaa!” Yakon shouts, trying to slash your throat, You twist and lean back past his razor-sharp claws, absently swatting the bug away as you focus on Babidi. But before you can move, suddenly something starts pulling you back. Turning, you see the bug creature has begun sucking the light from your aura, you feeling your strength plummeting as it somehow drinks your power! Wait, you remember this thing from your fight with Demongo.“DIE!” you shout, firing a powerful Ki Bomb down. Yakon greedily drinks in your power, causing it to explode in a bloody mess. You turn back to Babidi, ready to take the wizard down once and for all, when suddenly your body freezes in place.“You’re mine now, Saiyan.” Babidi’s voice suddenly appeara in your head. “You are mine, now kneel before me!”“You think you can stop me?” you reply, gathering your ki into your open palm. “Then stop this! HAAAA!!”You toss a Scattershot at the wizard, Babidi tanking the hit with his shield. However, your attack hits with enough power to crack his shield, you following it up with a powerful thrusting kick. Your boot shatters his shield, the force of his shield breaking knocking Babidi back.“This ends now, wizard.” you say, gathering your ki into your right palm.“No, this isn’t the end.” Babidi says, smirking at you. “This is just the beginning.”Well?>Write in30 minute vote
>>3190448Actually we should, we know Towa is the Princess of the Demon Realm, and we know Dabura is the King of the Demon Realm, so even if she's never stated it straight out Karn should be able to put 2 and 2 together.
>>3190459>But nice try assuming that was on my mind.I'm not assuming shit that was on your mind. Because as far as I'm concerned the only thing on your mind is that hamster that should be running that wheel is taking his lunch break. Don't try to project your failures of thinking onto me now.
>>3190462No More Mr.Nice Karn>ERASE THIS BASTARD
>>3190462>”The beginning of your stay here, maybe!”>Slice him into little bits then incinerate the ashesI’m sort of tempted to let him “Control” us for a powerup before we kill him, but it’s probably not worth the risk.
>>3190462>Rush and Su Ma with Super Ki Blade>If Babadi tries to teleport then hit him with a Death Beam or Scattershot.
>>3190448Yes we do, its a throw away line a long time ago, but it was when we were finding out what King Cold's deal was about and after we asked for strong people to fight against, with Towa mentioning her brother Dabura and saying we weren't at his level yet.>>3190452Just in time to stop Dabura from starting a fight.>>3190451There is a death beam and a spine in his body if he does.>>3190462>Telepathy Towa if we can>If we can't start a Red Dawn again. With Dragon Force.If he is fucking with our head then we can't tell who is who, and nuking is our only option.>>3190473Don't think it is permanent either without Babadi channeling it.
>>3190462>Super explosive wave, then follow up with a super death beam
>>3190462>Open our mouth to pretend to reply, then eye beam this bastard
>>3190470>>3190473>>3190476Don't, we need to make sure he didn't mind fuck us into swinging at Guldo.
>>3190481This, just eyebeam the little motherfucker
>>3190462>Kill Babidi with Dragonforce.
>>3190478I mean, Vegeta’s powerup in the canon seemed fairly permanent, I thought. Then again, maybe that was just because he died while he was powered up.
>>3190479Guldo is right next to us.>>3190482You have no proof that's the case, and if it is, any of our attacks will hit Guldo no matter what.>>3190486Babadi's generally too fast with teleporting to pin him down and smack him with Dragon Force. Not to mention he can go invisible. It leaves us too vulnerable right now.
>>3190462>Crush his neck with our foot before something interrupts us and fire the ki blast at whatever's about to attack us
>>3190473Actually, wait, hold off on this, this situation just seems way to suspicious. Can we just hit him with a punch? Strong enough to kill a bag of skin and bones like Babidi, but not our stout little friend?
>>3190500Yeah actually, maybe we should save guldo
>>3190462*Looks at all the options none of which have more then 1 vote*This is why making nothing but a Write In Option is always a horrible idea GD.
>>3190500I bet that the magic bastard probably mind controlled him or us and he's cocky cause of thatOn the other hand if guldo us dead I say we event horizon this entire realm to oblivion, so hard that shin himself will be forced to notice THE GIANT FUCKING DEMON PRESENCE AND THE HOLE TO THE DEMON REALM OPEN ON ONE OF THE MOST NOTICEABLE PLANETS
>>3190498Changing from this to>>3190500
>>3190462Oh man, Guldo, no. Please. Do not fucking timestop us before we can blast him. >>3190500This works?
>>3190479Changing my vote to "just fukkin' punch him real, real hard">>3190500
clusterfuck of a vote
>>3190462>Guided eye beams and rush
Rolled 47, 11, 90, 45, 64, 72, 16, 90, 5 = 440 (9d100)>>3190521>Not knowing this was a write in only vote for a reason>>3190470>>3190473>>3190476>>3190478>>3190479>>3190481>>3190486>>3190498>>3190500>>3190509>>3190519>>3190535>>3190548>>3190551>>3190555>>3190581Go in for the punch wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 75
Rolled 26, 86 = 112 (2d100)>>3190620the number of rolls you're making keeps getting smaller...
Rolled 65, 44 = 109 (2d100)>>3190620NOOO OUR FIEND
Rolled 41, 95 = 136 (2d100)>>3190620
Rolled 16, 72 = 88 (2d100)>>3190620Come on Nat 100
Rolled 93, 76 = 169 (2d100)>>3190620AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU BABADI
Rolled 44, 71 = 115 (2d100)>>3190620Fuck it why not try
>>3190626>>3190628>>3190629Of course we screwed up the first roll. Well, hopefully the 95 at least means something disastrous didn’t happen.
>>3190645>tfw first one was to notice who we were attacking>second was for damage
>>3190626>>3190628>>319062965/100, 95/100. Writing.
>>3190669>No comment>Mildly concerning Aku faceWell that’s totally not ominous or anything.
>>3190655Honestly, I’m hoping that the first roll was to connect with the punch, hence the (Relatively) low DC, and the second roll was to discern what the situation was.
>>3190669We just broke Guldo's jaw, didn't we?
>>3190718isn't guldo's power like one or two hundred thousand?karn's berserk right now, that'd be worse than a broken jaw...
>>3190766Karn's PL is, at minimum, 250 Million in his Berserk Form while Guldo is like 200-300K. He'd be dead from 1 hit.
>>3190766We voted to hold back in case they switched.
>>3190462“I’m already in your head, Saiyan.”“You won’t get away!” you shout, pulling your right hand back. But as you do, you fire off a lightning-quick jab with your left hand, fist crashing into Babidi’s chest. Your fist slams into Babidi so hard you tear him in two, the wizard’s smug look turning to one of fear. “You die, now.”Babidi’s look of fear then turns to a smug grin, his form suddenly shifting. No longer is Babidi before you, instead it is the form of one of the lesser demons. You turn around, and suddenly Babidi is everywhere.“What’s wrong, Saiyan?” the Babidis all say at once, theif voices echoing. “Are you confused? Can’t track me? Be careful, you wouldn’t want to kill your friend now, would you?”“You think this is enough to stop me?!” you roar, flaring your aura as you raise your power as high as you can force it. Your expands rapidly, your sudden rise in strength creating a shockwave that blasts everyone and everything around you back. Dozens of the Babidi’s remain in place, only three of them knocked away. But you don’t trust your eyes, closing them a moment and focusing on your ki sense. You feel Dabura’s incredible ki first, then Guts’ then Guldo’s. You then single out Babidi’s ki, rushing right to it and slamming your right handful of ki into it. Your ki passes through harmlessly, the image of Babidi wavering then vanishing as it flips you off.“Do you get it now, you primitive buffoon?” several Babidis who all suddenly appear around you say at once, you swinging a fist through five of them then spinning and kicking through the others. The images all waver then vanish, Babidi’s smug laugh echoing out around you. “You’re in my world now, and there is no escape!”“Oh yeah?” you ask, clenching your fists in frustration. “You think these paltry magic tricks can stop me?”“Stop you?” a giant version of Babidi’s face asks as it appears in the air in front of you. “I have no need to stop you. I just need to stall you.”“Stall me?” you ask, suddenly getting it. Guldo!! Shutting your eyes you focus on Guldo, and think to him. “Guldo? Where are you?”“He-nrrgg-He’s good.” Guldo thinks back. “His magical powers may be as good as my own psychic abilities. How do we stop him?”“I don’t-“ you say, the sounds of Guts’ and Dabura’s battle drawing your attention. And suddenly, you have an idea.>roll me a 2d100
Rolled 14, 17 = 31 (2d100)>>3190898FUCK YOUR MIND MAGIC! MY RAGE IS STRONGER!
Rolled 78, 36 = 114 (2d100)>>3190898RIP AND TEAR
Rolled 46, 33 = 79 (2d100)>>3190898
>>3190908>>3190900Christ guys we need to do better than this
Rolled 42, 54 = 96 (2d100)>>3190898FuckFucking fuckity fuck fuck Fuck FUCK.
>>3190900>>3190906>>319090876/100, 36/100. Success and failure, interesting mix. Writing.Wasn’t expecting a failure on a DC 50, but it happens sometimes.
Rolled 78, 94 = 172 (2d100)>>3190898....Redemption?
>>3190921Annnnnnnnd of course I only roll high when it's my second roll and invalid. Fuck me man.
>>3190920>>3190921Please let us have it GD
>>3190923What the fuck no? Its not a crit or anything.
>>3190921...Why the fuck did you roll, man? We could've used something like that after this keeps dragging on too long.
>>3190958Cause I'm wondering if I'm cursed or not. I was part of those rolls for Training and kicking Cooler's ass last thread but it seems like my luck as flipped this thread. I dunno. I'm going to abstain until tomorrow tho.
>>3190923There is no proper reson for GM to give that to us, there are times where he does because it's needed and apreciated, this is not one of those times don't be spoiled.
>>3191058>>3190932Yeahh... i guess so I just REAALY Hate Babadi
>>3190898“Demon King Dabura!” you shout out, rushing down to his battle. You rush up behind Guts, grabbing his massive sword with both hands as he pulls it back for another swing. They both look to you questioningly, you seeing the distinctive “M” mark on Guts’ armored helmet. He must still be under Babidi’s control, he won’t be able to help you. With a shout you toss the berserk Guts away, sending him flying as you turn and face the demon king. “Dabura! Help me end this!”“Saiyan Karn.” Dabura says, eyes narrowing at you. “I have followed your exploits, warrior. Very well, I sha-““GRRRRAAAAAAAWR!!” Guts howls, stopping his flight himself, firing a powerful blast of ki at you both then charging. You swat his blast away, the Black Swordsman’s blade swinging down overhead at you. You brace yourself, and with a shout you catch his heavy blade.“I’ll hold him off you.” you shout, straining against Guts’ magically-augmented strength. “Don’t let Babidi escape!”“I am not one of your subordinates, ape.” Dabura says, a hard edge to his voice. He goes to fly off, but says one last line to Guts. “I had expected more from you, Black Swordsman. And you, Saiyan. After this is over, I will have words.”Dabura leaps into the air, you focusing your attention on Guts. He howls at you, his helm’s maw opening wider and firing a Mouth Blast directly in your face. His attack stings, you releasing the sword and lifting your arms to block the worst of it. His attack actually manages to push you back a bit, Guts then going on the attack. He leaps into a double frontflip, swinging his massive sword down at you. You spin clockwise around his blade, you swinging your right hand in a backfist as his sword slams into the ground. But instead of hitting the warrior, he flips over his blade, your fist slamming into the flat of the massive blade. Your hit knocks the heavy blade from the armored warrior’s hands, it tumbling away as Guts flips, then with a roar charging and slamming his left fist into your jaw, but instead of knocking you back you hear a crack as his left wrist snaps, the wolf knight not reacting. You smirk to the warrior, but instead of recoiling a blast of fire consumes your head, something slamming into your head and sending you flying. You’re sent crashing to the ground, rolling over twice before you get to your hands and feet, Guts roaring and charging after you.What will you do?>Rush and attack, match his charge>Rush and Su Ma, subdue him>Su Ma Grappling, make him unable to keep fighting>Defend, without his sword you can take whatever other tricks he’s got up his sleeves>Ki Waves and Ki Bombs, keep Guts at range>Scatter Beams, take him out of the fight without killing him>Hellzone Grenade, overpower him and beat him into submission>Other(write in)
>>3191094>Su Ma Grappling, make him unable to keep fighting
>>3191094>>Su Ma Grappling, make him unable to keep fighting
>>3191094>>Rush and attack, match his chargeHis armor keeps his body held together so we can't rely on disabling his limbs or subduing him. And i'm not interested to see how we'd fare from a point blank shot from his arm cannon so turtling is out of the cards.
>>3191094>>Su Ma Grappling, make him unable to keep fightingIf we can shatter his limbs he should be fine.Also, motherfucker Guts, he has not shown up ONCE since his introduction at that Pirates Den that didn't end up with him being mind controlled or something.GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
>>3191094>Su Ma Grappling, make him unable to keep fightingPic related: Guts after he comes to his senses
>>3191094>Rush and attack, match his charge then switch it up and>Su Ma Grappling, make him unable to keep fighting
>>3191094>Su Ma Grappling, make him unable to keep fighting Use that Berserk strength to handle him. I'm guessing the failure was to not piss off Dabura for ordering him around.
>>3191094>Su Ma Grappling, make him unable to keep fightingPoor guts, i hope he's alright after this. Mentally, i mean.will breaking his limbs work when he's wearing the berserker armour? how badly are we going to have to hurt him? maybe it'd be better to peel his armor off
>>3191154>maybe it'd be better to peel his armor offI'd hate to break it though
>>3191154I don't know Guts but I thinnnnnnk the berserker armor bonds with his skin???? Not sure.Eh, probably, after all if his joints are shattered into a million pieces, the best he can do is kinda wiggle around.
>>3191168it's probably between that and killing him, honestly. that's how the armor works.it'll literally stab spikes into his body to set his bones if they're broken, just so he can keep fighting.
Rolled 58, 18, 90, 40, 91, 66, 25 = 388 (7d100)>>3191103>>3191106>>3191109>>3191111>>3191113>>3191117>>3191120>>3191130>>3191145>>3191154Su Ma Grappling wins it. Roll me a 3d100.First DC 35Second DC 50Third DC 80
Rolled 54, 4, 23 = 81 (3d100)>>3191187
Rolled 4, 23, 69 = 96 (3d100)>>3191187
Rolled 73, 63, 64 = 200 (3d100)>>3191187
Rolled 19, 26, 97 = 142 (3d100)>>3191187LORD GIVE US STRENGTH
>>3191192>>3191193>>319119473/100, 63/100, 69/100. Impressive two successes, writing.
>>3191199FUCK I WAS TOO SLOW
Rolled 61, 4, 96 = 161 (3d100)>>3191187late but don't care
>>3191192>>3191193Same second you chucklefucks
>Rolled a 69 while fighting Guts in Hell as Berserk Karn. Man there's somekind of joke to be made here but damn if I know what it is.
>break his limbs>when his armor forces his limbs back into place and allows them to continue functioning despite horrendous damageObviously a good pinning hold just negates all your leverage so you can't move so the obvious best course of action is the supremest of moves. The Full Nelson.
>>3191209Oh thats interesting GD can we have the Word here?It's at the same second
>>3191296What about a suplex.I NEED THIS
>>3191317They're both within first three, the Word doesn't matter here.
>>3191364Oh fuck DUH sorry man
>>3191347It'll be easier to suplex hi if he can't use his arms.
>>3191386>Not suplexing to break his arms as well as his neck
>>3191094https://youtube.com/watch?v=e_xzf3Raq80You have to keep Guts occupied so Dabura can handle Babidi, but that doesn’t mean you have to sit back and keep taking his attacks. It’s your turn! Guts howls as he punches at you with his right hand, you punching him back. Your fist slams into Guts’, a powerful shockwave kicked up blasting away from the two of you. You then go on the offensive, twisting and kicking towards his head with your right heel. Guts ducks your kick, then rising up into an uppercut claw strike at your throat. Flipping back you dodge his bladed claws, your left foot kicking up into his jaw and spending Guts tumbling. You flip back to your feet, charging after Guts. You need to take him out now, before he can recover!“GRRAAAAA!” you roar, pursuing the tumbling Guts. He rolls up to his feet and hefts his mighty sword, your strike having knocked him back to his weapon. He swings it in a massive one-handed horizontal swing, you dropping to the ground in a slide and barely ducking under his hefty blade. As his blade swings overhead you reach up with your right hand, grabbing his forearm. Before he can react your left arm snaps forward, breaking Guts’ arm at the elbow. Your strike is effective, Guts dropping his sword with his now-lifeless fingers. “It’s over Guts, you’re-done?”You watch in awe as his arm suddenly pops, resetting itself. He then reaches down, grabbing his blade in his right hand, then with a howl launches himsef at you along the ground. You leap into the air, dodging Guts spinning like a bladed top trying to slice you to pieces.“He can heal himself?” you think to yourself, Guts launching himself into the air after you. “What now?”“RRRRAAAAAAAAAAWR!!” Guts howls, thrusting his blade at you. You knock it aside, your forearm knocking the flat of the blade away and instantly the distance between you two has closed. Suddenly you get an idea, knowing how to defeat him. He tries to turn your block to his advantage, spinning and swinging for your head, but he’s too close. With your right hand you reach out and grab Guts’ hands and his sword’s hilt, you twisting around and wrapping an arm around Guts’ head and neck. You manage to get your large forearm under his armored maw, squeezing and tightening your hold around him. He tries to struggle for several seconds, his body suddenly going limp in your arms. You keep the hold for an extra few seconds, just to make sure, then release the Black Swordsman. He drops limply from your arms, and yet despite being out cold he surprisingly doesn’t let go of his blade. Guts drops to the ground, you turning your attention back towards your main goal: Babidi.cont
Pray for Guldo boys
>>3191409Pray for the ones outside the demon realm. the rolls are lowering
>>3191507I trust our friends.We trained for this.
>>3191520True where da fuc is shin this is literally his only job and impossible to miss, fuck where's anybody who deals with this shit the only people showing up so far are guts and towa probably
>>3191532The only demon any of the Kais care about is Dabura. As long as he doesn't leave Hell or go rogue, they don't give a shit. Also we are ripping Shin a new asshole after this.
>>3191539I mean, he should, Trigon is literally the second strongest demon in hell, and that's not by much. I just want to know what he's doing thats so damn important he can't even notice all hell has broken loose.
>>3191546>>inb4 he was too busy having tea
>>3191546>I just want to know what he's doing thats so damn important he can't even notice all hell has broken loose.Sipping tea and actively trying to not do anything until the fighting is actually over.That's probably what Whis told him to do anyways since he's tied to Beerus Piccolo/Kami style.
>>3191557Fuck them tooAlso damn, now I want a namekian friend to chill with cause namekian are chill...befriend super namekian?
>>3191392You turn towards Dabura’s ki, seeing him and the wizard not moving, glaring at each other wordlessly. You see Dabura then grab for Babidi, but before he can Babidi disappears. Your eyes widen in surprise, suddenly sensing Babidi’s energy from behind you, as well as one other’s. You turn, seeing Guldo with the now all-too-familiar mark on his forehead.“Guldo, not you too.” you say, panting a bit as your left arm begins to tremble slightly. Dammit, you’re reaching the end of your stamina, using your Stand burnt up a lot of your time you could hold this form.“I’m done serving under Cold’s boot!” Guldo says, green aura flaring around himself as he again draws his prized Covenant Energy Blade. “No more!”“Don’t make me do this Guldo.” you say, raising your right hand and pointing it to your friend as you gather your powerful green ki in your open hand. “How could you fall to him?”“It doesn’t matter what you say anymore, he’s mine now!” Babidi says with a manic giggle. “With his mastery of time at my hands I will-huh?”You blink a few times to try and make sense of what you see. Guldo is now standing behind Babidi, his blade’s twin points sticking through the wizard’s chest. Even Babidi looks down, his face full of confusion.“Bu-But how?” Babidi asks, completely confused. “I’d posessed you, you shouldn’t be able to attack me.”“Joke’s on you.” Guldo says, reaching up and wiping the mark from his forehead, holding up a pen. “I’d faked getting hit by your mind control, copying the mark while I’d stopped time to get you to drop your guard. And you fell for it.”“I! You!” Babidi says, then with a shout Guldo tears his blade free, cutting Babidi in half. The wizard falls to the ground, you sensing his ki rapidly dwindling. You’ve done it!“Now, Saiyan.” Dabura says, floating down to you, glaring as his red flame-like aura flares up around him. You feel his powerlevel rising with his aura, you taking your stance. “What should I do with you? You did invade my realm and kill my subjects, after all. Perhaps I’ll drink your blood for reparations for my people? Or should I torture you for my amusement?”Well? What now?>Rush and attack, you’re not going out like this!>Tell him you’ll leave peacefully if he can get Trigon off of your planet, and keep his demons from killing any more Saiyans>Have Guldo get Guts out of here, fire off another Red Dawn>[DRAGON FORCE] and attack, give it everything you’ve got>Tell Dabura you have to get Trigon off your planet before he can kill your friends, you can settle with him afterwards >Other(write in)
>>3191624>Tell Dabura you have to get Trigon off your planet before he can kill your friends, you can settle with him afterwards
>>3191624>>Tell Dabura you have to get Trigon off your planet before he can kill your friends, you can settle with him afterwards>Cut off Babadi's head, completely erase his body, and take the head back through the portal to give King Cold as a gift.NO TAKING CHANCES WITH LAST SECOND WIZARD BULLSHIT.Man G Fucking G Guldo, you crazy bastard.
>>3191624ABSOLUTELY BASED>Tell Dabura you have to get Trigon off your planet before he can kill your friends, you can settle with him afterwards
>>3191624>incinerate babidi>Tell him you’ll leave peacefully if he can get Trigon off of your planet, and keep his demons from killing any more Saiyans
Seriously guys, Babadi is dying, but he's not DEAD, and we can't risk any last minute wizardry bullshit now.Completely erase him, cut it him into small enough pieces to fit in a matchbox, whatever, but double tap and make sure the bastard dies.
>>3191624Guldo you are a fucking prince of a man. >Tell Dabura you have to get Trigon off your planet before he can kill your friends, you can settle with him afterwards.Dabura and Trigon are fierce rivals, hopefully Trigon will be more interested in fucking Trigon than us.
>>3191624>>>Tell Dabura you have to get Trigon off your planet before he can kill your friends, you can settle with him afterwards>>Cut off Babadi's head, completely erase his body, and take the head back through the portal to give King Cold as a gift.>And sorry about you're People I know i'd be Pissed if some guy just came in and slaughtered a bunch of sayians>But I'm like 90% sure that Trigon or Babadi sent them after me In exchange for somethingBe reasonable and understanding as well as covering our bases
>>3191682>>3191679>>3191656Extremely important, yes. Make sure Babidi doesn't fucking get up from this.
>>3191624>>Tell Dabura you have to get Trigon off your planet before he can kill your friends, you can settle with him afterwards>Cut off Babadi's head, completely erase his body, and take the head back through the portal to give King Cold as a gift.
>>3191624>"You did not just threaten to kill me after I saved your horny ass from Babidi, you smarmy red piece of shit. You're gonna go get Trigon and the rest of your little demon buddies, get them to stop invading my people's realm and killing my people, and then your gonna fuck off."Put a bit more diplomatically, I guess.
>>3191696Aaand that's how Karn dies.
>>3191624Holy shit never thought Guldo would be this absurdly badass but here we are.
>>3191624Guldo's trick feels very Dragonball. Not Z, but the original DB.Excellent showing, GD
>>3191699Only worst way to put it would be to somehow mention a rape scene involving his sister. We're strong but goddamn he's dabura
Where did he hide the marker though?Do we need to get him some hand sanitizer?
>>3191727>>>implying every ginyu force member doesn't carry an arts and crafts portfolio
Also friendly reminder, dabura can turn people to stone with his spit and this, though unlikely, might be teachable
>>3191624we are absolutely making sure that guldo gets full credit for tricking and killing the wizard bastard.this fucker is never wanting for anything ever again if we have anything to say about it
>>3191624>>Tell Dabura you have to get Trigon off your planet before he can kill your friends, you can settle with him afterwards
Rolled 38, 74, 80, 36 = 228 (4d100)>>3191645>>3191656>>3191668>>3191676>>3191682>>3191684>>3191694>>3191696>>3191703Tell Dabura you have to get Trigon off your planet before he can kill your friends, you can settle with him afterwards as well as ensure Babidi’s death wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 45Second DC 95
Rolled 35, 16 = 51 (2d100)>>3191752
Rolled 100, 52 = 152 (2d100)>>3191752>DC 95.CONCERN.
Rolled 84, 43 = 127 (2d100)>>3191752of course dc 95 f
Rolled 31, 45 = 76 (2d100)>>3191752
>>3191756WRONG ONE FOOL GODDAMN
>>3191717>>3191720>>3191748Guldo is the hero you needed.>>3191727Inside his left sleeve, which he uses to draw quick battle plans for the Ginyu Force when needed.
>>3191756shit can we get that crit bumped to the other roll please?
>>3191756Of course I Nat Fucking Hundred and it's on the die that DOESN'T kill Babadi.Shin Damn It.
>>3191756At least the important part is covered.Maybe we can recommend Dabura to scout out any of the recently dead Saiyans in Hell.They'd probably make great body guards.
>>3191756>>3191764i mean i guess a full crit on erasing babidi trumps any last second wizard tricks for certain sure.but i wouldn't be against bumping it over and taking the 35 or something
Come on GD, fuck I'd take pissing off dabura over letting the magic man live, please, can't we like not get a special next time we crit or something?
Oh yeah, so, uh, I had some concerns. What exactly happens to the portal when Babidi, you know, bites it? Should we be booking it back to the portal now so we don't get stuck in the Demon Realm forever when it closes? Or should we be concerned about how we're going to close it and prevent the demon invasion?
>>3191752>only 4 background dice leftour only hope is the total lack of reinforcements after Red Dawn left trigon holding the bag with his pants down.
>>3191774The dice have spoken bruh.
>>3191755>>3191756>>3191757CRIT/100, 52/100. Well, this is certainly unexpected. Writing.
>>3191769We're not actually in Hell, right? We're just in the Demon Realm, which is a whole different place, I'm pretty sure. Everybody's just assuming it's Hell because we don't have magical wish granting spheres that let us bring back people that have already seen the afterlife.
>>3191786I mean, Dabura is the King Of Hell, and has atleast some magical ability. He could probably open a Hell Portal, Raven could probably do so, we know Yoda has some experiance with demons due to some...youthful indiscretions shall we say?, and there's always Our Towa bailing us out.Or, we just get swole enough to hit Super Buu Levels, and just yell REALLY LOUDLY and punch a hole through dimensions that way.
>>3191792>pepe grin>PAPARA PAPA>t. severed head
>>3191801Skidaddle Skidoodle motherfucker. You just got Babidi'd.
>>3191800Imagine getting trapped in here and spending a few years with Guldo and Guts surviving (and murdering the shit out of demons) in the demon realm while searching for a way out. It'd be pure kino, to be honest. Even if it would be a bad scenario that the characters would want to avoid, it'd be really fucking badass.
>>3191756Are we now bros with Dabura?
Oh thank christ we still have our backup option.
>>3191798I'm confident it'd hell judging by the fact that Scorpion was here.
>>3191852Can't forget running like a bitch until we were strong enough to kill Dabura, thus making Karn The King Of Hell, and walking out of hell itself unto New Salda soil for the first time in years with a crown of hellfire upon our brow.That shit would be fucking dope.>>3191768I have no idea. At the very least Dabura should 1000% up for kicking Trigon's ass tho.
>>3191717>>3191720Babadi's mistake was looking only for the "M" symbol and not looking for the bulging veins and darkened eye-bags.
>>3191624MY BOY, GOLDU IS THE MOTHERFUCKING MAIN MAN, YOU GO LITTLE GREEN!
>>3191792I do not like this face, this is the face of memes about to happen.
>>3191774The crit was for taking Babadi's head, pay attention to the order, its pissing off Dabura that we failed to do......>>3191792Please tell me we're going to give him the, you're an uncle speech after fucking his sister.
>>3192006No, your reading it wrong, the Crit was talking down Dabura while we failed to double tap Babadi.
>>3191624“We can settle this later.” you tell Dabura, not dropping your guard. “Right now, Trigon’s out there on my planet wreaking havoc. Help me handle him first, and then we can settle things between us.”“Trigon has invaded the mortal realm?” Dabura asks, eyes narrowing. His aura dims a moment, eyes shutting as he focuses on something. Suddenly his eyes snap open, his face furious. “You speak the truth, Saiyan. That fool is disrupting the natural order. I shall accompany you, and put my subordinate in his pla-Wait, where did that wizard go?”“Huh?” you say, turning back to where you saw Guldo kill the wizard. His lower half is still there, but his upper body is somehow gone.“SON OF A BITCH!!” you shout angrily. You had him, he was right there yet somehow slipped through your fingertips. You’d thought with his wounds he was finished, he was dead, but somehow he managed to escape! Focusing your ki you can’t sense him anywhere, and in frustration you stomp down on where he was, your power creeping up with your rage. “I can’t believe it! We had him too!”“Karn, c’mon, let it go.” Guldo says, lifting Babidi’s lower body telekinetically. “We need to hurry and get back already.”“Dammit.” you mutter, hefting Guts onto one shoulder and resting his massive sword on your other. Dabura taking your group back to the portal, leading the way. The rest of the demons seem ready enough to attack you and Guldo, however, Dabura’s presence keeps them at bay. The flight is a short one to the portal, Dabura glaring at it then flying through. You both follow close, emerging from one hell straight to another. Hundreds of demon corpses litter the area, piled high. But your focus is on Trigon, the massive demon fighting your wife. You’re surprised to see she’s pulled out all the stops, going Super Saiyan Three against him. She’s actually pushing Trigon back, with a roar she unleashes a powerful blast that knocks Trigon down. But unfortunately that’s her limit, you feeling her power far below where it should be for that form.“Nice going Meloka!” you shout, dropping Guts unceremoniously and blasting up towards your wife. She turns surprised, you rushing to her. But before you can reach her, you feel it. Looking down you see Trigon’s eyes glowing, your eyes widening in surprise. Before you can say anything he fires, his Eye Beams all hitting Meloka. You watch in horror as she’s shot out of the sky, your wife crashing to the ground below. You look on in horror, Meloka not moving. “MELOKA!!”What now?>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before>[DRAGON FORCE] and attack, Trigon dies now!>Drop an Event Horizon on him, hit Trigon with every bit of power you’ve got left>Drain the Bloodstone, you’ll need every advantage you can get to take Trigon down>Rush to Meloka and leave Trigon to Dabura, make sure she’s okay before you do anything>Other(write in)
>>3192023>>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before
>>3192023>>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before>>Drain the Bloodstone, you’ll need every advantage you can get to take Trigon down>SMASH>KILL>REND
>>3192023>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before>[DRAGON FORCE] and attack, Trigon dies now!>NOBODY HURTS MY WIFE AND LIVES!YOU FUCKED UP BOI!ALSO DAMN IT THE BASTARD DID GET AWAY!
>>3192028Shit, my bad GD, add 'And drain the Bloodstone to this too if you don't mind.'
>>3192023>>Rush to Meloka and leave Trigon to Dabura, make sure she’s okay before you do anything
>>3192023>>>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged beforeMELOKAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVo6xFWGnHg
>>3192023>Activate salada modeThen >Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before
>>3192023>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before>Drain the Bloodstone, you’ll need every advantage you can get to take Trigon down>RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINES
>>3192023>Drain the Bloodstone, you’ll need every advantage you can get to take Trigon down>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before>fight with Gut's Dragonslayer, which has the ability to harm the supernatural
>>3192042>>Drain the Bloodstone, you’ll need every advantage you can get to take Trigon down>>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before>>fight with Gut's Dragonslayer, which has the ability to harm the supernaturalCHANGING MINE TO THIS
>>3192047YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT JUST >Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before
>>3192023>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before>[DRAGON FORCE] and attack, Trigon dies now!>Drain the Bloodstone, you’ll need every advantage you can get to take Trigon down>Summon the power of Salda as it's Champion>Fight with Gut's Dragonslayer, which has the ability to harm the supernatural>NOBODY HURTS MY WIFE AND LIVES!>MONKEY SMASH
>>3192050>>>Drain the Bloodstone, you’ll need every advantage you can get to take Trigon downAND THIS I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE
>>3192055>>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before>>[DRAGON FORCE] and attack, Trigon dies now!>>Drain the Bloodstone, you’ll need every advantage you can get to take Trigon down>>Summon the power of Salda as it's Champion>>Fight with Gut's Dragonslayer, which has the ability to harm the supernatural>>NOBODY HURTS MY WIFE AND LIVES!>>MONKEY SMASHFUCK IT, IT HAS MY VOTE, YOU TOUCHED OUR WIFE SO FUCKING DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
>>3192023>>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before>>[DRAGON FORCE] and attack, Trigon dies now!
THIS IS A PICK ONE VOTE
>>3192061>>>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before>>>[DRAGON FORCE] and attack, Trigon dies now!>>>Drain the Bloodstone, you’ll need every advantage you can get to take Trigon down>>>Summon the power of Salda as it's Champion>>>Fight with Gut's Dragonslayer, which has the ability to harm the supernatural>>>NOBODY HURTS MY WIFE AND LIVES!>>>MONKEY SMASHHELL YEA BROTHER LET'S TEAR TRIGON A NEW ASSHOLE
>>3192061>Dragon Forceand>DragonSlayerWouldnt work, it's too small for our stand to wield in berserk.
>>3192066changing my vote to this then>Rush to Meloka and leave Trigon to Dabura, make sure she’s okay before you do anything
>>3192066VOTE RESTARTSince I hadn’t put it before, just pick one option. Restarting vote timer to this post, apologies for any confusion
>>3192023OH then>>>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged beforeI WANT TO MURDER TRIGON
>>3192066Why can't we Drain the stone and Rage?
>>3192066Ragetime it is then. I think most Anons will agree with me there.
>>3192080>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before
>>3192023>>3192080Okay then. Time to do what Karn does best and GET ANGRY!>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before
>>3192093Mostly because I think we're going to be so absolutely furious we won't even have the presence of mind to drain the bloodstone.
>>3192080>Rage! Rage harder than you ever have before.I know we should DRAGON FORCE, but I just can’t help it.
>>3192093You’ll see why
>>3192023>>3192080OK.>>Rush to Meloka and leave Trigon to Dabura, make sure she’s okay before you do anything
>>3192080>>[DRAGON FORCE] and attack, Trigon dies now!
>>3192104>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before
>>3192080>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before!It's time to hit ascended berserk
>>3192104Oh, then the old standard I guess>Rage! Rage harder than you ever have before.
>>3192080>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged beforeThis is why people should try to be less autistic in their voting habits.I'm looking at 0gLFAqb4 especially
>>3192080>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before!It's murderin' time.
>>3192080>>>>Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before
My headcanon is that karn's roar right now is going to sound roughly like this: https://youtu.be/w-QxK1I7Va8?t=25
>>3192117Well sorry for trying to go where the votes are
>>3192135You changed your vote no less than four times in the original voting poolAnd the last one was a massive vote full of a fuckload of optionsChanging a vote is fine, but that's just excessive
>>3192141In his defense, there's no type of kill like overkill
>>3192143There is no such things overkill.Only Kill and Kill Confirmed.
>>3192141Yeah i guess thats fair I'll work on it i'm usually not this bad with changing votesBut in my defense i REALLY Want to Murder Trigon As VIOLENTLY AS POSSIBLE
>>3192082>>3192084>>3192086>>3192088>>3192089>>3192090>>3192102>>3192105>>3192110>>3192111>>3192113>>3192115>>3192117>>3192118>>3192119>>3192134Rage! Rage harder than you’ve ever raged before! wins it. Roll me a 1d10+90.No this is not a typo, roll 1d10+90, and let your rage run wild
Rolled 7 + 90 (1d10 + 90)>>3192150AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rolled 81 + 90 (1d100 + 90)>>3192150RAGE
Rolled 3 + 90 (1d10 + 90)>>3192150Welp. Let's do it.
Rolled 6 + 90 (1d10 + 90)>>3192150Stamina? Is that something i can beat my enemy to death with?
Rolled 7 + 90 (1d10 + 90)>>3192150MAXIMUM RAGE
Rolled 2 + 90 (1d10 + 90)>>3192153RAGE AGAIN
This is okay. Double 7s out of 10 unless GD wants to take the second roll as an 8.
>>3192153Thank you for not jobbing.>>3192157>>3192160Jesus Christ. Just stop, the dice are dont.>>3192164Do you even know how rolling works here?
>>3192151>>3192155>>319215697/100. Time to rage, writing.
>>3192159Wait, never mind, didn't notice the 1d10>>3192165
>>3192165>not a typo, roll 1d10+90
>>3192165First of all, the dice weren't loaded when I rolled, so chill.Second, yeah I just blanked out cause it's late in my timezone, still won with a 7 out of 10.
Hey guys what's going on in here right no- uh oh
>>3192229we about to hit levels of angry never before seen by mortal or divine eyes
Just think of the look on The Boi's and The BIIIITCH's face when they see this.
>>3192248Imagine a Time Breaker mission which involves working with an adult Broly.Berserk Karn and Berserk Broly clasping hands exactly like in pic related.
>>3192248>>3192253.......where the fuck is the Time Patrol right now. Why aren't they trying to sabotage us? Why is everything going so well?
>>3192261You just had to jinx us man.
>>3192261cause technically this isnt the result of time fuckery so the Bitch has labelled it "not my problem"?
>>3192261>wife gets knocked the fuck out.>going well
>>3192261>TP finally is ready to drop in>Trunks appears right next to Karn as he becomes incandescent with rage
>>3192023He... He just.... Meloka... No... NO!https://youtube.com/watch?v=_Ne-vSCj8p8“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” you roar, unleashing EVERYTHING! When you’d trained your Berserk form with King Cold you’d always held the form’s true power back, controlling the power and keeping it and your rage on a tight leash. But now you let go, letting down all your barriers and unleashing the true power of your Berserk form. With your scream your drown in your rage and grief, your world narrowing. All that remains is you, and HIM!“Another ant trying to get squashed?” Trigon taunts, swinging at you with a massive hand. You clench your fist, and with a bestial roar you punch back. Your fist slams hard into Trigon’s massive one, you stopping his attack cold. “Wh-What?!”“You... You bastard...” you say, again roaring as yet more power explodes out of you. You begin pushing back, forcing his colossal arm back. “I’LL KILL YOU!! GRRRAAAAAAAAA!!”As you roar you charge, blitzing to the demon’s face and striking him with everything you’ve got. Your fist slams into the demon’s cheek, taking him from his feet and sending him flying. Your attack knocked Trigon from his feet, sending the titanic demon crashing into the sea. Your power rises higher and higher, your fury at the one who hurt Meloka, who caused all this destruction to your world, growing exponentially by the second. With another roar you charge, pursing Trigon. He will pay!-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 74 paused-
Hypeeeeee~Now, I gotta go to sleep, its 1:20 am, I've been up since 4:45, and I think I'm getting a sinus infection.Thanks for the great live GD. The only way it could have ended better is if we had Babaidi's head to mount on our wall.
>>3192334Oh yeah....are we going to blow the planet up by accident?>>3192342Good night.
>>3192334Trigon escaped hell to invade the mortal realm to enter another hell called the Karnage sparring program.
>>3192334GD, you might want to get a thesaurus by the way, or at least stop repeating the same verb/verb standin in the same sentence. Its getting noticeably redundant.
>>3192334And that’s it for tonight, everyone having fun? Ready to take the fight to Trigon, and put an end to this once for all? All this and more, when we resume at 11am EST.>>3192342>Thanks for the great live GD. The only way it could have ended better is if we had Babaidi's head to mount on our wall.Perhaps one day.>>3192349Hopefully not.>>3192353Ha.>>3192354I’ll remember that.>>3192356Overmaximum
>>3192353>On this day, the demons will turn tail and run back into hell, for something far more terrible lies on the other side>mfw
>>3192361For reference about the redundancy. Read this again.>Your fist slams into the demon’s cheek, taking him from his feet and sending him flying. Your attack knocked Trigon from his feet, sending the titanic demon crashing into the sea.You just said what is essentially the same sentence twice but cutting it off halfway the first time.>You begin pushing back, forcing his colossal arm backAnd this, using back* as a verb once is okay, but twice in the same sentence? That is the same as the first example.
>>3192365We've got one more lad to put into this mural
>>3192369I do get far more redundant as I get more tired. After all we’re in what, 15 1/2 hours into today’s run?>>3192365>>3192374Kek
>>3192361>>3192354This, it's something you've always done to some degree.For example this >You begin pushing back, forcing his colossal arm back.Could become this>You begin pushing against him, forcing his colossal arm back.>>3192369>Your fist slams into the demon’s cheek, taking him from his feet and sending him flying. Your attack knocked Trigon from his feet, sending the titanic demon crashing into the sea.>Your fist impacts the demon’s cheek, lifting his titanic frame into the air and sending him flying. Trigon lands heavily, making great waves in the now roiling ocean below.
>>3192381Sounds about right, and there was at least an hour or so of down time between each drop. Voting time not included. To be fair you do it alot even when fresh, but its been a long day. Goodnight GD. Oh, and before I forget, is the BOI quivering in fear right now?
>>3192369Sir you should really stop repeating yourself. You're saying the same thing over and over and you should cease. The course of action which should be taken by yourself would be best if it were to discontinue the identically-meaning statements made in direct succession. The recommended conclusion to the synonymous cyclical performance of which you are conducting has been determined by a group of your peers ranging anywhere from a single to several dozen persons is to desist in all current and future Ouroboric events.Sir I do say you are a broken record. I hope this shitposting has found you well. Yours - a fagConstructive criticism is constructive, you are appreciated.
>>3192389Fuuuuck, you made me think of Mark Twain and my brain twitched in pain.
>>3192334It just occurred to me. Are the lantern rings a thing in your setting? Because I have a feeling we should be seeing a red one pretty soon.
>>3192395I hope not, they lead to some shifty shenanigans and we need some downtime.
>>3192387>>3192369While you guys aren't wrong, remember he's a filthy phone poster who has yet to gain the support that is a laptop
>>3192403The hunt continues, HEAR THE GD? WE WILL HELP YOU AND GIVE YOU A PC AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
>>3192395DC is a thing, but because we are in established territory of a galactic emperor, they don't want to enter our territory unless they have too.
>>3192403Fool, he has no need of a laptop.He simply needs to become an ascended phoneposter by buying a second phone and dual wielding them.
>>3192387Appreciated anon. Constructive criticism is appreciated. I’ll reread this tomorrow before we begin, to keep it in my head.>>3192388I always enjoy running the quest for you guys, and myself too. And as for your spoiler, yes.>>3192395We’ll see, won’t we?
at this rate he'll just double down and just post pictures of hand written posts in some illegible cursive script.
>>3192414Man why do idiots always go after the one thing known to constantly PUSH a monkey past its breaking point? Fucking fools! Towa is quivering in delight and enjoyment right now isn't she?
>>3192415DON'T YOU BRING THAT EVIL ON US!>>3192414>And as for your spoiler, yes.Yesssss, the BOI should be smart enough to keep people out now that we are like this.
>>3192419I feel everyone aside from Beerus is a bit worried right now. Whis is just too aloof to care too much.
>>3192415I feel like that’s a personal attack on my writing.>>3192419In Trigon’s defense, she was the one attacking him.>>3192420>the BOI should be smart enoughAnon, I->>3192422Everyone present felt what just went down. Even some of the unconscious ones.
>>3192430King colds thoughts after feeling / seeing this, knowing he has fought this form before and Karn was HOLDING BACK the rage?
>>3192414Whenever i write something, i like to use lots of descriptive terms to paint a solid picture of the scene i have in my head. In situations like this, you can make it as dramatic as you want.In my opinion "slam" is a decent descriptor, but i prefer "impact" for an extremely heavy blow since it reminds me immediately of a meteor impact. I can see karn's fist striking him with the force of a meteor, and trigon's flesh depressing and rippling out like a crater being carved out into the earth. Things like that.
>>3192430Can't say i've seen your writing but anybody who flip flops between typing, print, and cursive eventually develops their own unique mish-mash of cursive and print that can get almost unreadable/
>>3192430>In Trigon’s defense, she was the one attacking him.In Karn's defense, [Very angry Karn noises]
>>3192419She is probably really worried about Meloka right now, after everything is said an done though? She is probably shlicking in her chair drawing diagrams about probable girth, length, weight, ball size and production. Then checking if she has any spells that would let her an Meloka fit all of it inside safely.She is probably going to turn into a super power bottom masochist. >>3192430Fuck me it really is late, don't know what I was thinking when I implied he could think.>>3192435Did we ever tell him the full extent, or did we just assume he knew about it?>>3192430>Even some of the unconscious ones.F-fuck, Meloka knows her hubby is angry now....she soaked the ground she landed on with more than blood now didn't she.>>3192442>>3192430Wait, DID WE BLOW OUR CLOTHES OFF AFTER BIG GREENING IT, ARE WE GETTING OUR NUDE BONUS FOR WEAPONIZED COCK SLAPS?!
>>3192445>Did we ever tell him the full extent, or did we just assume he knew about it?To my knowledge, cold has never personally felt karn's full power. He saw karn's full berserk power on a long-range scanner when he first attained the form, but karn has long since started holding back while berserk, always being careful not to let himself slip, afraid of what he might do when he can no longer control his anger. But now? He just let go.He let go of every ounce of restraint. Now we get to see what the legendary super saiyan can really do.half the galaxy can probably feel karn's power right now
>>3192455>Theros shaking at the foundations intensifies
>>3192445Now why do you have to go and take this good, wholesome, brutal violence and pervert it with your twisted sexual thinking, lad?
>>3192463What do you mean?
>>3192435He’s out. King Cold went 4th form, but Trigon took him down once his stamina quickly burned out. Same with Golden Freeza, your allies’ final forms not able to compete for long.>>3192437My only defense is this is the only thing I’ve ever written, and this is the first serious constructive criticism my writing’s gotten.>>3192441Then you missed some of the earlier threads.>>3192442Kek.>>3192445>spoilerDude, the fuck? The fuck?
>>3192465What? It happens later.
>>3192465i've only written one thing which i've never released, and i've never gotten any criticism on it at allit's an isekai novel where the MC gets dropped into the middle of a monster-infested forest with nothing but the clothes on her back, and not a single other human in sightaccording to my text editor, i'm around 700,000 characters in at the moment but it still feels really short, and i worry about the balance between pacing and story progress
>>3192477>rando girlie dropped in monsterville forest PO Box you're fucked>doesn't die immediatelyI see you too, are a man of suspending disbelief.
>>3192477Sorry bud, but unironically this>>3192479
>>3192482There are actually tons of ways it could play out with her surviving. I'm just taking the piss.
>>3192479She kills her first monster by blinding it with sand, kicking it in the nuts and smashing it's head in with a rock.No cheat powers, no game mechanics, just brutal forest survival.
>>3192483Well unless it's a gag manga story, or something to that effect I can't see it. Well I can't see it as anything 700k worth of characters anyways.>>3192484What kind of monsters is this?
>>3192484Not the route I'd have taken but it's your story. And without context I can't reasonably say how silly any of it sounds. And I won't ask for context because that's basically asking you to post your story. Which is silly because it isn't complete yet. The no muss aspect of just being displaced to another effectively "real life" place instead of a game or as a secret elf-god wat do thing is always nice.
>>3192489When it's done well yes....anyone remember MAR?
>>3192479>>3192489Also, it's a genderswap. MC was originally a burly dude. The god that brought him there is a psychopath who enjoys toying with mortals, and dropped him into the forest with a weak body just to see what he'd do. He's a cat torturing a mouse.No, there is no lewd.
>>3192497Ooooooooh, okay, that clears things up abit.>No lewdNormally I am opposed, but this is a good thing. Wait, is this based on The Saga of Tanya the Evil? It sounds kinda similar.
>>3192497>no lewdI've gotten off to less.
>>3192504No, but they are both genderswapped. My MC was actually a redneck from alabama
>>3192509Wait so the god is genderswapped too? Why? Or are you saying both as in your including Tanya?
>>3192509>Redneck dropped into the woodsWeak body or no, that's not even fair. Rednecks have a level of wildness survival skill that's bullshit.
>>3192517My MC and Tanya are both genderswapped, not the gods.>>3192520Which is why he didn't get to bring his hunting shotgun.
>>3192523Okay then, why did you feel the need to say that obvious fact? The comparison was made because it was obvious. Don't do that, that is needlessly confusing.>Which is why he didn't get to bring his hunting shotgun.>Implying that mattersOoooh nooooes, the hick doesn't have homemade napalm rounds, guess his automatic stick launcher will have too do.
>>3192528>Okay then, why did you feel the need to say that obvious fact?Because i assumed you were referring to more than just that one point when you said "is it based on this" since i didn't think a single common point was enough for you to assume that one story was based on the other.And so i said they weren't based on eachother, though they do share that single common point.
>>3192529There aren't that many genderbending stories that are serious, horror or saying fuck you to god while in a war or not. So when you only said they are both genderswapped I figured you were talking solely about your story. As the genderbending thing and being kidnapped by a dick god was the sole themes I was thinking about.
>>3192533i guess that theme would be rare to someone who hasn't read many novels, yeah.
>>3192356>MAXIMUM!>>3192361>OvermaximumYou're both wrong. His power is MAXIMUMER!
>been a follower of the quest since thread 1>took off from the quest for several months and finally caught up.>Karn about to rip Raven's dad a brand new asshole>Towa finally went for it even though most of us from early on saw this shit coming from miles away>Meloka mostly pissed because she's the alpha and wasn't asked first.I'm entirely ok with this, and i hope sometime time loli finally figures out why the fuck karn gets pissed off before she inevitably does something so fucktarded Karn Prime marches his ass over to toki toki city and beats the absolute stupid out of literally everybody there. The Boi is scared now, wait till we show up at the one place he think's he is safe. Also we need to still make that one salty Towa stop being a dumb Neet and go find her own karn.
I fucking love Guldo.
>>3192334Do we have the red eyes like Broly in the gif you posted? To complete the whole '1000% Angry' look?
>>3192618>Implying Pink Bitch doesn't knowNow that is pretty silly, she knows, that is why we're going to kill her. And she will tell the BOI to march regardless of how much he wets himself, which he has been doing alot lately.>That last line.She, probably, isn't interested in Karn, just pissed our baby girl Chaya kicked her Mira's ass so thoroughly.>>3192616>SpoilerWaited for it, got it.>>3192707Best MAN
Can we have the general current powerlevels of Karn, Trigon and Dabura? Or is that too much of a leverage, GD?
Sorry for the delay, we’ll resume in 10 minutes.
>>3192334This bastard hurt Meloka, you’re done letting him live! As you charge towards the downed demon you unleash a primal roar, your power still rising higher and higher. You rush towards his face, Trigon’s eyes all glowing a moment before blasting you with his Eye Beams. You cross your arms, blocking the worst of his attack as his powerful beams send you careening out of control. You finally reorient yourself in the air, the burning in your arms stoking the fires of your rage even higher.“RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, your ki suddenly exploding as hundreds of thousands of ki blasts start shooting randomly from you in every direction. After several seconds of sustained fire your aura is depleted, you panting while refocusing on your target.“I won’t let some insolent insect get the better of me!” Trigon roars as he rises back to his feet, the two of you able to look each other in the eye. “I am Trigon the Terrible, slayer of worlds! You will all kneel before me!”“Is that so?” a familiar-looking demon asks, flying up beside you. “And who let this dog out of his pen?”“D-Dabura?!” Trigon says as you look to the demon. That’s right, his name was Dabura “You’re in violation of the accords, Trigon.” Dabura continues. “I’d be within my rights to destroy you here and now. However, I think letting this mortal destroy you will be far more entertaining.”“Don’t you mock me!” Trigon shouts, Dabura floating back behind you.“Try not to die.” Dabura says mockingly, Trigon’s eyes glowing with hatred and power. He fixes his glare on you, his aura flaring a demonic red.“I’ll end you first, mortal.” Trigon says, your power having fully recovered from the blast and leaving you feeling pent-up and ready to unleash your power.But what will you do?>Evade his beams, rush in and attack to beat this bastard to death!>Rip and tear, until he has no face>Final Flash. Beam struggle? Beam struggle>Knock Trigon into space, then unleash an Event Horizon>Knock Trigon out into space, then pursue and unleash your Red Dawn>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3192858>Final Flash. Beam struggle? Beam struggle
>>3192858>>Try and tap into your Champion Form and then Rip And Tear, until he has no face!
>>3192858>Try and tap into your Champion Form>[DRAGON FORCE] and Final Flash
>>3192858>>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush
>>3192858>>Try and tap into your Champion Form>>[DRAGON FORCE] and Final FlashEh fine. I'll change to this.
>>3192858DRAGONFORCE is a must or he'll just respawn in hell.
>>3192888This fight is going to last awhile, so I don't really see an issue not using Dragon Force right away, that said I'd perfer to just go Champion and rip his face off, since Dragon Force removes our durability, and Trigon is still super fresh.
Rip and tear until he is stunned, then dragon force to finish him permanently.
>>3192891Trigon has already shown to be immensely resistant to all attacks. All our giant punch did was knock him down, we need the damage.
>>3192858>Rush him, then feint with an afterimage and take his back. Hit him with an axe handle and a barrage of Ki blasts to force him down to ground level.Want to bring him to where we can effectively activate Champion form. We're too high up right now.
>>3192909I mean, keep in mind Karn's gone Berserk and doesn't give a fuck about collateral right now beyond killing Trigon, so fighting on the planet's surface is probably a poor idea.The impacts and shockwaves alone would be hella damaging.
>>3192917Honestly, I'm way more worried about misfiring a beam while we're up in the air, and blowing everything up. At least at ground level any beams we fired would just skim the planet's surface.
>>3192921You can't forget Trigon's beams though or how Karn's going to have to keep letting loose a fuckton of Ki to avoid blowing up.
Rolled 94, 65, 66, 65 = 290 (4d100)>>3192863>>3192866>>3192868>>3192876>>3192879>>3192880>>3192888>>3192892>>3192894>>3192900>>3192909>>3192918[DRAGON FORCE] and rush wins it. Roll me a 3d100
Rolled 26, 8, 15 = 49 (3d100)>>3192938
Rolled 33, 17, 12 = 62 (3d100)>>3192938Oh boi
Rolled 2, 75, 36 = 113 (3d100)>>3192938
>>3192928Trigon's beams are a pain, but not really any more destructive at ground level then up in the air. If anything the destruction they'd cause would be more widespread, if we were battling him hundreds of meters up in the air. Aswould the Ki bursts we fire off. More opportunity for them to spread and blow up cities before they hit the ground. This part of the planet's gonna look like an absolute warzone if we fight on the ground, but the blasts are likely just going to detonate when they hit the surface, rather then pierce through and hit the core.
>>3192939>>3192940>>3192941Whelp, looks like it'll be one of those days.
Ohhhhh fuck.33, 75, 36.We just got fucked.
>>3192941>>3192940>>3192939Holy shit that's a bad start. Guess it can only go up from this.
>>3192950You just had to say it didn't you? You jinxin' bastard.
>>3192950>>3192952If the ones that rolled don't jump in again and let someone else roll we might have a chance.
>>3192939>>3192940>>319294133/100, 75/100, 36/100. Failure, success, failure, writing.
>>3192956>implying personal luck has anything to do with it
>>3192959You know what you rolled
>>3192956I won't. I'm off to see the new Broly Movine in an hour.
>>3192966I also know why it rolled that way. And it weren't because of any good or bad luck on my part. It's an algorithm.
>>3192968Its good, I would say enjoy it, but that would be redundant.>>3192972Then don't roll low if you know it.
>>3192978>Then don't roll low if you know it.I don't have a fucking chart saying "Hey roll now" you mong. Knowing why something works a certain way doesn't mean you have control over it. By Thor's fucking girdle man.
>>3192958this just makes karn ANGRIER
>>3192958Reminder that DRAGONFORCE gets exponentially stronger the more damage we take.
>>3192858“RRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, again conjuring your mighty Stand around you. As the massive dragon takes form, Trigon fires his deadly beams at you once again. You try to block the beams with your Stand’s arms, however they pass through your Stand without slowing and striking you directly. You cry out in pain as you’re blasted out of the sky, [DRAGON FORCE] vashishing with a roar of pain as you crash to the ground.“Was that it, ape?!” Trigon taunts, laughing as his every step towards you shakes the ground. He walks over you, lifting his foot to stomp you. “Then I suppose it’s time to put you out of your misery! HAAAA!”Dammit, you’re not going down like this! You grit your teeth, once again conjuring [DRAGON FORCE]. Your Stand roars as it springs to life, you swinging with a massive fist at Trigon’s hoofed foot. Your Stand’s fist crashes into Trigon, his attack stopped short.“What?!” Trigon shouts, you roaring and pushing back off of the ground, sending the demon again crashing to his back. You rise up into the air, glaring down at the demon a moment before rushing down at him, unleashing a flurry of heavy blows. Your phantom fists slam into Trigon’s guard, you attacking the colossal demon with everything you’ve got.“DIE!!” you roar, your Stand’s fists crashing into Trigon’s arms and torso over and over and over again. “DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!”“ENOUGH!!” Trigon roars, blasting you back and away with a demonic Explosive Wave. His attack winds you and sends you tumbling away as it blasts the ground beneath him, leaving a massive crater. His newly-made crater rapidly begins filling with seawater as he rises back up, a little unsteadily to his feet. “I’m done playing these games with you, mortal. I’m ending this. Now!”Trigon lifts his arms over his head, and you watch in horror as he quickly begins gathering a massive ball of demonic ki overhead. His attack is absolutely massive, easily the size of a moon.“You die, now!” he roars, his attack held at the ready. “Dodge this if you want, but your planet is history!”Well? What do you do?>Catch his attack with your Stand, try and push it back>Keep your Stand up and Final Flash>Drop your Stand, try for a Final Flash>Dragon’s Glare, try and drain his attack’s power>Eternal Dragon, tank this hit for your planet>Other(write in)
>>3193153>Keep your Stand up and Final Flash
>>3193153>>Dragon’s Glare, try and drain his attack’s powerNO U
>>3193153>Dragon’s Glare, try and drain his attack’s power SLURP
>>3193153>>Keep your Stand up and Final Flash
>>3193153>>Dragon’s Glare, try and drain his attack’s power
>>3193153>Dragon’s Glare, try and drain his attack’s power
>>3193153>Dragon’s Glare, try and drain his attack’s powerThanks for the demonic ki you father of the year wannabe
>>3193160>>3193163>>3193167>>3193172>>3193176>>3193182>>3193187>>3193190>>3193191Dragon’s Glare wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
Rolled 52, 97, 35 = 184 (3d100)>>3193215
Rolled 51, 24, 82 = 157 (3d100)>>3193215DIE
Rolled 40, 19, 46 = 105 (3d100)>>3193215
Rolled 79, 80, 77 = 236 (3d100)>>3193215
>>3193220>>3193218Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.>>3193224WHY WERE YOU NOT ROLLING FASTER?!
Rolled 34, 83, 39 = 156 (3d100)>>3193215AHHHHHHHHHH
>>3193218>>3193220>>319322152/100, 97/100, 82/100. Impressive, writing. This’ll be quite something
>Dragon's glare, try and drain his attack's power.If he wins New Salda and the rest of the universe are doomed, so we either absorb the power and use it to kill him or we explode in his fucking face and kill him (and the planet too)
>>3193242>absorbing the planetbusting attack into a nexus of infinite energy now we're thinking with autism
>>3193153https://youtube.com/watch?v=pppp6Jzuc3A“No you don’t!” you roar, focusing your ki behind your eyes for a powerful Eye Beam. This is it, these next moments will decide this battle! With a roar your Stand fires a pair of draining beams from it’s eyes, striking Trigon’s massive sphere of ki.“Trying to detonate my attack? It won’t work!” Trigon shouts from the air, the demon pouring more and more of his ki into his attack. But he suddenly looks up confused as his attack begins to shrink over his hand. “Wait, what? You-you’re siphoning it? You can’t drain it enough before I destroy you! HAAAA!!”With that shout he tosses the sphere down at you, his attack quickly closing the distance. You keep up your draining attack, pulling more and more of his attack’s power into you. And as his attack closes in you reach out, your Stand grabbing the titanic sphere of demonic power. Your Stand catches the attack, the sheer weight of his power pushing you back. You snarl as his attack pushes you back, you feeling your back slamming into the ground as you hold his planet breaker at bay. Yet you keep up your Dragon’s Glare, siphoning more and more of Trigon’s power away from his attack and into your Stand. His attack lightens by the second, after a dozen or so seconds you’re able to toss it back with a roar.“Impossible!” Trigon shouts, narrowly dodging his returned attack. But he was too focused on watching it, and didn’t even see you coming until it was too late.“DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!” you roar, your fist slamming square into Trigon’s chest as he turns to you. Your fist impacts Trigon’s chest so hard it pierces through him, the demon spitting up blood in surprise.“Thi-This can’t-!” Trigon says, his eyes widening in surprise. “I can’t lose, not to a mortal!”“GRRRRRAAAAAAAA!!” your Stand roaring with you as you unleash your full fury. Your fists crash into Trigon over and over again, you turning his own power you’d taken back against him. You beat Trigon senseless, then you prepare to end this. You pull your right hand back and open your fist, claws glowing red with the stolen demonic ki. With a final roar you swing in a mighty uppercut, your claws tearing through his flesh as they carve a path up his chest, ending as your claws pass out through the top of Trigon’s head. His demonic blood sprays likr a fountain, his now-lifeless corpse falling back towards the ground. As your attack ends there is a break in the clouds, rays of light illuminating your triumph. You remain in place a moment, before your stamina fully runs out. With a final, victorious roar your Stand fades, your consciousness fading.>Roll a d500000+250000
Rolled 40226 + 250000 (1d500000 + 250000)>>3193347Get FUCKED Trigon. Hope this doesn't have some stupid backlash shit for Raven.
Rolled 289304 + 250000 (1d500000 + 250000)>>3193347get FUCKED Trigon
Rolled 86009 + 250000 (1d500000 + 250000)>>3193347Here's hoping for the best
Rolled 176667 + 250000 (1d500000 + 250000)>>3193347>d500000+250000
>>3193353>>3193357>>3193358539,304/750,000. Karn will now be at 3,643,000. Writing.
>>3193367>With a final, victorious roar your Stand fades, your consciousness fading.>your Stand fades, your consciousness fading.you're doing it again>With a final, victorious roar your Stand fades, dragging your consciousness along with it.
I wonder if Raven's okay I mean I know she has no love for Trigon but, still she was connected to him.
>>3193375>>3193367It's worse>>3193347>Your Stand catches the attack, the sheer weight of his power pushing you back. You snarl as his attack pushes you back, you feeling your back slamming into the ground as you hold his planet breaker at bay.>His attack lightens by the second, after a dozen or so seconds you’re able to toss it back with a roar.And there are more in the last several posts. Redundant sentences abound.Though this fight is still pretty damn hype.>>3193388....oh yeah, their mental link was a thing, OH SHIT, RAVEN!
>>3193391I hope we didn't hurt her in the process
>>3193391Yeah pretty sure their mental link being broken is a good thing, even if it knocks her out for a whole week
>>3193400We are still in the middle of an invasion, and Ubo was getting knocked down, if she gets knocked out now....oh this is bad.
>>3193412Invasion's over, dabura was rescued and he doesn't want to invade, meaning he'll have stopped it.
>>3193417Still might stop the random Imp from killing her, or from some demon from dragging her off with them.
A trick to make things easier: read a few of your past threads and write down the most commonly used words and expresions in your posts, then seek synonyms on google or a dictionary and pick a few. Every time you want to add variety to your writing you just have to read the list. I hope you find this idea useful.
Hey wait, you know what this means?Now there's going to be a giant demon corpse laying on the surface of new salda forever, which will make new salda significantly more awesome.
>>3193431might not*>>3193439This, and also don't repeat the same sentence in two different ways.
>>3193367So did we just use Berserk at 100% or did we hit something new?
>>3193475No, we just stole alot of demon ki and made Trigon choke on it.
>>3193475We gave up on retaining our reason to use berserk at 100%, then attacked him with dragon force.Trigon created a moon-sized sphere of demonic ki, intending either to kill us, destroy new salda or both.We used dragon force to absorb that moon-sized sphere of demon ki, and then used it to rape him to death.
>>3193486He means before that, when we went FULL rage. I personally think it's just 100% of real Berserk. And I gotta say... We were surprisingly calm, for that being the real rage behind it.
>>3193504Yeah that's the moment I'm referring to.
>>3193347You find yourself floating in a now all-too-familiar void, looking around until you find the one you’re expecting.https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkgSOy-S-eU“Hey Towa.” you say, the demon princess a familiar sight.“Hey Karn.” she says, you noticing she’s holding something in her arms. She turns the bundle towards you, you seeing a small blue infant gazing wide-eyes at you. “Maza, this is your father, Karn.”“Daaaaa.” it says, reaching out towards you with a pair of tiny hands. You reach out and take your half-demon kid, holding him over your head. The baby giggles, you noticing the tuft of white hair on his head as he flails wildly. You chuckle at the kid’s innocent happiness, after a moment handing your son back over to Towa.“Now you be a good kid for your mother, okay Maza?” you ask, ruffling the kid’s head.“Aaaaaaaaa!” he says, you chuckling and turning your attention back to Towa.“What’s goin’ on?” you ask her, the demon princess looking nervously towards you.“Well done, erasing Trigon as you did.” she says. “Turning his own power back against him like that was an inspired move.”“Thanks.” you say, sighing out. “But Babidi got away. We had him, he was beaten. But I looked away for just a moment, and he slipped right through my fingers!”“Karn, it’s alright.” she says, surprising you by putting her hand on your shoulder. “You did more than Cold expected you to, take pride in your victory.”“Yeah, you’re right.” you say, nodding to the demoness. “Thanks.”“Of course.” she says. “Once you’ve finished settling matters, come see us, okay?”“Yeah, I will.” you say, the darkness beginning to shatter around you. Towa turns away, but before you fully wake she rushes to you, kissing your cheek just as you wake up. Looking around, you find yourself in a Healing Pod, yet the room you’re in looks very unfamiliar. This isn’t your ship. You look around inside the pod, finding the release. You pull the switch, the pod’s fluids draining rapidly. As the fluid drains fully the door opens, you stepping out to an unexpected greeting party.cont
>>3193572>when you wake up in a strangers healing pod>Strange danger Also, Daw our abomination son is gonna grow thick and break the BOI with our daughter.
>>3193572We should bring the kids, TIME FAMILY VACATION WITH EVERYONE!
Guys, I just watched Broly, I won’t say anything since GD hasn’t watched it yet, but hooooooooooooly shiiiiiiit. Best DBZ Movie EEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRR.
>>3193674Broly is top adorable, and totally not Tarzan. Fuck Paragus.
>>3193572“KARN!!” Meloka shouts, leaping at you first, wrapping her arms around your neck.“Hey hun, glad you’re okay.” you say, hugging your wife to you as she cries on you. After a moment you look at everyone else gathered, seeing many familiar faces. “Everyone else okay?”“Yes, we all managed to pull through.” Freeza says, your friends all looking as if they’ve had time to rest before you woke up. “However, there is some business you need to attend to.”“And what’s that?” you ask, the answer walking through the door. First comes King Cold, in his usual form, followed by the demon king Dabura then the Supreme Kai, his helper Kibito, and another familiar face.“Greetings, Karn.” the Supreme Kai says, nodding slightly to you. “I heard you fought admirably, wounding the wizard Babidi and even killing the demon invader Trigon. Your feats yesterday are certainly impressive, and deserving of recognition.”“Wait, yesterday?” you ask, looking around the room. “What about the portal?”“I shut it.” Raven says, the young witch looking far happier than you can remember ever seeing her.“So why is he still here?” you say, meeting the demon king’s gaze.“He says he has unfinished business with you.” the Supreme Kai says, Dabura stepping forward.“Saiyan Karn.” Dabura says, the demon king looking down on you. “You invaded my realm and killed hundreds of my people without hesitation, yet I understand this attack wasn’t unprovoked. However, transgressions of this magnitude cannot go unaddressed.”“I won’t let you hurt my Karn.” Meloka says with a snarl, letting go and turning to face him then with a roar flashes up to her Super Saiyan 3 form. “You’ll have to go through me first!”“Meloka, wait.” King Cold says, stepping between her and the demon. “Hear him out before you jump to conclusions.”“Tch, fine.” she says, reverting to a normal Super Saiyan.“Your dedication to your mate is admirable, Saiyan.” Dabura says, then turns his attention back to you. “I realize the one truly responsible for the events that transpired has escaped, and that you made the effort to aid me when he tried to control my mind. So I shall call the debt even, in exchange for the severed parts of that wizard you currently have. In addition, once you all have killed the wizard, you are to give me the rest. What do you say?”Well?>Sure, take it>You’ll have to ask Guldo, he’s the one that cut him in two>No way, fuck off and go back to your realm already>Other(write in)
>>3193674>tfw the movie hasn’t made it to my area yet
>>3193707>You’ll have to ask Guldo, he’s the one that cut him in two.
>>3193707>Why? I'm sure you understand how dangerous he is, so i hope you aren't planning to do anything funny with his remains. I just want to make sure of that before i agree.
>>3193707>>You’ll have to ask Guldo, he’s the one that cut him in two
>>3193707>You’ll have to ask Guldo, he’s the one that cut him in two>"You're asking the wrong guy then, that isn't my trophy."
>>3193707Uh, flip the order of this around>>3193733
>>3193707Considering we know this is towa's brother IC I say let him have it provided guldo says it's fine.
>>3193707>No way, fuck off and go back to your realm alreadyMaybe we can use dark magic of sorts to track Babidi with his severed body.
I do have to say, dabura is being very reasonable right now.He actually seems like a nice guy.
>>3193707>You’ll have to ask Guldo, he’s the one that cut him in two>ask if the magic users if they can find him through his body parts
>>3193747In the DBZ anime he actually is a good dude, was just mind controlled.
>>3193707>>You’ll have to ask Guldo, he’s the one that cut him in two.
Also can we call Shin a fucking piece of shit for not getting off his ass and dealing with this shit ASAP?
just saw this'n
>>3193707Annnnd here he is. Fucking called it. Shin got here hours after everything was resolved. What a bitch.
>>3193778>get done negotiating with dabura>notice shin's still there>"...Where were you?">"Excuse me?">"I mean, do you guys... do anything?">"What do you mean by that?! Of course we do!">"Like what?">"Well, uh... w-we stopped the war with the covenant!">"Only after everyone had already died...">"..."
>>3193723>>3193724>>3193729>>3193733>>3193738>>3193744>>3193745>>3193748>>3193760>>3193763>>3193778>>3193814Tell him he’ll have to ask Guldo, it’s his trophy plus asking the Supreme Kai where he was wins it. Writing.
>>3193834>asking the Supreme Kai where he was winsOh, is it time for the zero Kais plan already?
>>3193848no it's time for the shin gets to learn from the karnage training program plan to git gud. After all, not many people are purely as alpha as karn in any timeline. Mind you he also learned how to do his job half assed since buu literally ate his teachers and shit.
>>3193954>Putting Shin on the karnage training programShin's so incompetent that he'll just end up missing all of the important shit because he's too busy doing reps instead of drinking tea. He'd get swole, but it couldn't fix his retardation.
>>3193970Fine, we put him on the "special training programA.K.A watch our kids and if they're hurt your the beserk training dummy for a month
>>3193974>Wanting to entrust our kids safety to ShinAre you out of your damn mind anon?!
>>3193980No I'm trusting our kids to babysit him mostly chili and let him think he's doing something important, maybe they can give him a really shiny old shield and tell him it's the shield of D' Goruzin the protector of the universe or some shit like that
>>3193974Sorry, wat?>>3193987Are you high?
>>3193707“I have no problems giving it to you.” you say, then continue. “But it’s not up to me, that’s not my trophy after all.”“What do you mean?” he asks you, confused. “Your subordinate’s trophies are your own, aren’t they?”“Of course not.” you say. “Guldo beat Babidi, not me.”“Hmph, I see.” the demon says, turning to your short friend. “So what do you say, warrior? Will you hand over the wizard’s remains?”“As much as I’d love to see Karn kick your ass as well, here.” Guldo says, using his telekinesis to hand the legs and lower body to the demon. He then lifts his Energy Blade, activating it. “I’m not one for living, or once-living trophies anyways.”“Very well then.” Dabura says, hefting the item with his own telekinetic powers before the severed body parts suddenly vanish, the demon king turning to the Supreme Kai. “My business here is concluded. If you would send me back?”“Of course. Kibito?” the Supreme Kai says, his large red assistant nodding, reaching out and cautiously putting a hand on the demon’s shoulder.“Kai kai.” he says, the two vanishing.“So I have to ask.” you say, the kai and his familiar, yet unplacable assistant turning to you. “Where the hell were you?”“Karn!” Freeza says, voice equal parts worry and fear, but you continue.“You didn’t show up to the Covenant invasion for hours, and you didn’t show up here until everything was over.” you say, Kibito reappearing. “ He can teleport, so where the hell were you?!”“I can see you are frustrated, and I understand why.” the Supreme Kai says, not seemingly reacting to your outburst. “Unfortunately, I am but one Kai, and cannot be everywhere at once. Before that monster Majin Buu was unleashed, there were five of us watching over the universe. But since they were all killed, I’ve been on my own. Kibito here came to me a few centuries ago, and I found Kars here not long ago.”“So that is you.” you say, the creature walking forward confidently. You hadn’t recognized him in the attire of a Kai, you noticing earrings on his now-pointed ears, looking quite similar to the two kais. “It’s been awhile, vampire.”“Vampire?” he asks, grinning smugly. “Perhaps a long time ago, before I became truly immortal. But now I have a new calling in life. And it’s all thanks to you.”With that he turns to the Guardian, his smile absolutely sharklike. The Guardian glares at Kars, a subtle blue glow beginning to envelop him. Kars responds in kind, a red, flame-like aura enveloping his body. You can’t sense either of their escalating powers, but Kars’s aura seems far more intense than the Guardian’s.“Thank you, old one.” Kars says. “Because of you, I have ascended further beyond my limits, and taken the first steps to becoming a true god!”https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dg9jgd0xTvU-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 74 End--Hunt for the Wizard Arc end-
>>3194004Way to avoid actually telling us what kept you so long shin. Distracting us with kars 'y gonna fool us anons tho
>>3194004And that’s it, this arc has reached it’s conclusion! Has everyone enjoyed the ride? Ready for life to slow down, and enjoy the fruits of your past several years of labor? Ready to see where we go next, and what the future has in store for Karn and his friends? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest! I’ll be around to answer you guys’ questions and discussions, but most importantly: have you had fun?
>>3194004Oh, so Kars is the liability then? We needed to kill him anyways, so lets kill two birds with one Final Flash. Now get in the gravity chamber Shin.
>>3194004Huh neat. Sad we didn't ask about using the lower half of Babadi to track him down. That's going to bite us in the ass in the future.Anyway, glad we don't have to fight Dabura, of course Shin is ducking all responsibility and refusing to give straight answers, and it seems Kars has gone Full Godo Mode.Well this was a good thread though. GG GD.
>>3194016I'm ready for Karn to go nuclear on Shin for giving such a pitiful excuse.
>>3194004>I can't be everywhere at once.But can you be anywhere at once?
>>3194016Great Arc as always GDI think the Next Logical step is to Do a Training Arc or A Montage I'm Ready to go ALL IN On our training
>>3194022That's a good fucking line
>>3194021It's the dumbest shit ever "I can't be everywhere at once," it's your one job Shin!
>>3194004Oh god, Kar's is our fucking retarded Zamusa
>>3194016Not gunna lie GD. It's going to be hard to enjoy these years of peace with Babadi's survival hanging over our heads. We're constantly going to be on the lookout for when that fucker inevitably comes for his revenge and the wait will not be fun.Otherwise I guess it's all good. Surprised there was no TP interrupt like you kept hinting at.Also looking forwards to finally sitting down with Towa and Meloka.
I hope Cold rewards us appropriately for our service
>>3194032He's really not. Kars has no problems with Mortals in general, beyond a burning hatred of the Jostar line. He's more Amoral Evil or Amoral Neutral then Omnicidal Crazy.
>>3194038The time patrol is too scared of our vampire dragon eye lasers to start shit.
>>3194004>"Wait, five? For the whole universe? No wonder you don't see anything! You need like, thousands of interns scanning through crystal balls or something! What the hell, that's just common sense!"This is the only correct response
>>3194038Who is to say that him vanishing wasn't the TP's fault?
>>3194047Considering we don't know about the Cardinal Kai System? Your not wrong.
>>3194012Good to notice.>>3194018You can try. The Supreme Kai may not appreciate it.>>3194020Perhaps Dabura is seeking his own revenge against Babidi, for being the direct cause of everything that happened.>Well this was a good thread though. >GG GDThank you anon.>>3194021He’s not ready to be called out like the boi.>>3194022Shit that is a good line.>>3194023>Great Arc as always GDThank you anon.>I think the Next Logical step is to Do a Training Arc or A Montage >I'm Ready to go ALL IN On our trainingLife may be about to considerably slow down for Karn and the Saiyans.>>3194032We’ll see what he does.>>3194038>comes for his revengeHe may be angry at you all for foiling his attemp, yet he’s far more terrified of confronting you all. He knows just how out-gunned he is, and lost all of his most powerful servants in this battle.>Surprised there was no TP interrupt like you kept hinting at.Without any time interference, they stayed out of the way. Trunks did keep a close eye on the battle, however.>Also looking forwards to finally sitting down with Towa and Meloka.We’ll see what happens, won’t we?>>3194041Guldo will be rewarded for maiming Babidi, and Cold will appreciate you knocking some sense into his moron of an eldest son.>>3194047Ha.
>>3194051......sonofbitch, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!
>>3194056Huh. You know, maybe we should look into multiform techniques of some kind. Or rather, ask SHIN to look into finding a way to split into multiple versions of himself. He can't be everywhere, but he can at least try to expand how many places he can be at once.If we personally learned multiform, that'd also be really cool. We could work on refining multiple techniques at once that way.
>>3194056>Without any time interference, they stayed out of the way. Trunks did keep a close eye on the battle, however.Oh yeah that was it. I didn't mention it because of thinking about Broly and eating, but when we were fighting Trigon, I was expecting him to get a sudden power up from that Demon Goddess Towa Future Chaya pissed off.Glad I was wrong.How did he like seeing what Berserk is REALLY capable off?Also, when you update PLs, could you add Trigons, Daburas, Out of Control Berserk Form, and Controlled Berserk + Champion form?
>>3194056>May not appreciate itFuck the incompetent invalid, he doesn't know how to wipe his ass without his assistant nanny. Let alone noticing a murderous backstabbing nutjob that would be willfully negligent in place of being an idiot.>Trunks did keep a close eye on the battle, however.Oh, well I assume he had to change his pants, was his girlfriend there with him ready to drink themselves under the table?>Guldo will be rewarded for maiming Babidi, As he fucking should, little guy deserves a planet, no, two planets, and a harem, and enough cash to rule as a duke of space for his service. Without him Babadi might have succeeded. >Cold will appreciate you knocking some sense into his moron of an eldest son.Oh yeah, wouldn't call stomping the yard with his face knocking since into him, as he ran off like a BIIIIIITCH. Where did he go anyways, was he caught yet?
>>3194056>Guldo would be rewarded He fucking deserves it. God damn little green bastard is a fucking hero, man.
>>3194056Oh shit, did Guldo tell Cold how he tricked Babadi yet?! We gotta carry that hero around on our shoulders and have him regale everyone with his use of a dry erase marker!
>>3194004our universe Shin actually should be treated slightly better then canon shin, since he now has to babysit kars too so he doesn't become another Zamasu, also we never actually killed babadi. knowing that little imp shitter, he's gonna try to come back for revenge so we should probably train up in case he manages to somehow summon buu while in hiding from a proper karn whoop ass.
>>3194056What was the look on trunks' face when he watched a truly berserk karn just fukkin gobble up a moon-sized ball of demonic ki like it was nothing?What was he thinking when he watched an already berserk karn witness meloka getting shot down?What are the surviving demons saying about the battle, and about trigon's true death at the hands of a mortal?What are they saying about that fucking red dawn that ended hundreds of them in a single moment?What's raven thinking and feeling right about now?i'm extra excited for next week's raven dialogue
>>3194056Oh, and i guess how does our team feel about having trained so hard, achieving new forms, pulling out all the stops and still being unable to do anything, and getting their asses saved by karn again?Every last one of them probably would have died if karn didn't win, and i'm sure they realize that. Even cold and frieza.maybe, just maybe cooler would have thought to instant transmission them out, if he didn't already turn tail and run before the fight began
>>3194128Considering karn is the proper dadlike figure trigon never was, she might feel relief that particular sword isn't hanging over her head.
>>3194056OH FUCK, I ALMOST FORGOT RAVEN AGAIN! With demon daddy dead and she isn't comatose, is she going to be able to go with her emotions now? Is she going to drag Ubo away for special celebrations of the loud variety now that she doesn't have to worry about holding back her need?
>>3194143>>Implying she'll drag him awayShe's just gonna make a sound proof bubble barrier and cuddle and hold hands with him all night long
>>3194149raven is pure, PURE! That's lewd anon.
>>3194143>raven goes from shut-in outcast to full on genki witch, probably ends up creating a magic academy for childreni'm not ready for those levels of cutei'm not ready for that smile
>>3194149>>3194150She is going to go full Shadman on Ubo and we all know it, if she isn't pregnant by the end of the week with a baby Krytonion I will be legitimately surprised.>>3194153You're a wizard Harry, your dad fucked a succubus. Don't stick your dick in the female students until after you learn to control your soul sucking power. Ubo just walks around as the VP and his sole job is being eye candy for Raven.
And we’re archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3189201/>>3194085You’d have to find someone who knows one.>spoilerPotentially.>>3194088It could have happened. She was temped to, but when she saw Karn in Unleashed Berserk form she decided to sit back and watch.>could you add TrigonsWhy would I add the powerlevel of someone who is no more to the list?>>3194091>>3194094>>3194105Guldo was the true hero of the arc. He told the other members of the Ginyu Force, who have been spreading his creative quick-thinking around everywhere.>>3194125I’ll say this: without the power of the Saiyans and the Cold family, Babidi WILL NOT be able to awaken Majin Buu.>>3194128>Karn’s eyes begin glowing red as his power exponentially explodes“Fuck”>What are the surviving demons saying about the battle, and about trigon's true death at the hands of a mortal?They’re both impressed, and terrified.>What are they saying about that fucking red dawn that ended hundreds of them in a single moment?One survived that blast, by getting the fuck away.>SpoilersWe’ll see. And she’s happier than she’s ever been. The voice in her head is gone.>>3194137They’re mostly just thankful to be alive right now. They weren’t ready for the second-strongest demon in Universe 7.>spoiler>Cooler>thinking>>3194143She’ll still have her own demonic heritage, but now she doesn’t have to worry about her father’s influence anymore.>>3194149Ha.>>3194153>i'm not ready for those levels of cute>i'm not ready for that smileShe’ll certainly smile much more.
>>3194128>>3194056Hell, i'd even ask what the saiyans of new salda thought when they saw some majora's mask shit going down, but i wonder if they're even surprised anymore.Karn's powerlevel must have been a hell of a shocker, though.https://youtu.be/E9LPj2MukZI?t=188
>>3194166That succubus line has me thinking about Raven starting a support group for people with demonic parents.
>>3194171I'm sure that despite his general incompetence Shin would be able to find someone who knows multiform relatively easily.
>>3194174Too be fair Karn is the actual legitimate legendary super saiyan of this timeline, him being the strongest motherfucker around fit's the legend.
>>3194185Yeah, but karn hasn't been back to new salda in a good while, and his powerlevel has exploded since his last visit.
>>3194180So would that translate into us adopting more kids or Ubo and Raven with a super wizardlock school? Or both?>>3194174>>3194185>Katchin. Tablets. Instruction. Guides.
>>3194171>It could have happened. She was temped to, but when she saw Karn in Unleashed Berserk form she decided to sit back and watch.>>could you add Trigons>Why would I add the powerlevel of someone who is no more to the list?Glad we avoided that.Fair, but could you tell us his PL, and the other ones I requested if you don't plan on adding them to the PL Pastebin? I'm super curious.
>>3194197And? They know in their legend that THE super saiyan pretty much can kick the crap out of basically everything. Karn has basically lived up to that across the many many timelines considering SKoT is actually concerned enough to drag Xeno Goku into this.
Hey GD did absorbing a planet sized moon of demonic ki fresh from trigon by using our stand give us any side effects, like a minor affinity to demonic no, especially since we were using it in all out rage mode were the energy is practically travelling around our body. Also when we sent the ki barage flying everywhere did we hit some other saiyans or towns by accident?
>>3194199>Etched upon a wall of gleaming black metal that never rusts or corrodes, and which could never be cut by beam nor blade, it was there in every language you could think of. From english and namekian to computer binary and even simple pictographs, it was the legend of the super saiyan, and the guides he himself wrote, telling of how he gained his fabled strength for all saiyans to see. His name was Karn, and he is the ancestor and guardian deity of all living saiyans today. Maybe i'll take you there to see it someday, son. To the holy land, the place he called home.I desire this immensely
>>3194228Demonic ki*Sorry auto correct
>>3194171>It could have happened. She was temped to, but when she saw Karn in Unleashed Berserk form she decided to sit back and watch.oh god we already charmed another one with Karn's sheer alphaness.
I'll admit that I'm disappointed we never got to see doomguy himself in there.But at least Guts was there. And hey, Guts is probably still hanging around, right? He's been literally put through hell and back every time we've seen him. Should offer him a place to stay that won't fuck him over.
>>3194257>pic related will be happening soon but with us instead of Dumplin
>>3194270>Towa's all over the council will eventually try hard to get their own karn.>Every mira is extremely asshurt about this>this is the real reason why in a lot of timelines karn just dies before he becomes anything
FUCKING DAMN IT! I'M TRYING TO POST THE UPDATED PL's, NOT SPAM, SO LET ME FUCKING POST IT QST!
>>3194280>living karns are already rare to begin with>strong living karns even moreso>mfw karn literally becomes a super rare collectable amongst the council of towas>and our towa has the ultra-rare original
>>3194302I mean technically Future Karn is the original, but he's dead.
>>3194313no future karn is the timeline from if the Boy stopped jobbing, which there is no way in hell that's the original timeline.
>>3194313You mean Punished Karn? No, he's an offshoot. The Original Karn died to... Grey combat platforms, I believe?
>>3194319Canon timeline Karn dies to Nefarious bullshit on Kvin. This is one of the many many reasons why we try to ruin every single bullshit thing he attempts to do living or dead.
>>3194324>>3194319I was right! I couldn't remember if it was Nefarious' bots or a Yuatja that geeked Original Karn, but was pretty sure it was the Grey combat bots.
>>3194230>SO IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN>SO IT SHALL BE>inb4 karnite warrior monks
>>3194328Nah we typically don't get touched by a Yuatja in any known timeline, the guy with the largest karn kill count is definitely Dr, Nefarious. This is why when every timeline Karn lives he actively tries to destroy that asshole when possible.
>yfw true canon Karn died to a tuffle>yfw true true canon Karn never survived the transfer from the womb to the pod>yfw true true true canon Karn never existed because Tatsu's nuts were blown off in a tragic hunting accident
>>3194333>one time, a master thief managed to sneak into the karnite temple>the monks found him the next morning splattered across the floor where he snuck in, instantly crushed into pulp by the intense gravity within the monastery
>>3194342No Newfag we actually know what canon karn died off, he exists in the main timeline as one of nappa's childhood friend, but gets killed on Kvin with his whole team cause he goes there first instead of nappa's team.
>>3194349>doesn't understand a joke>when the over-escalation should give it away>because everything in this fanfic should be SUPER SERIOUS Calm down dude damn. Remind me to never invite you to any birthday parties.
>>3194174The Guardian may have taken up some new students in the meantime.>>3194180Ha.>>3194197True.>>3194200Trigon was around 800,000,000, give or take.>>3194228The absorbed power disappears when you drop your Stand.>Also when we sent the ki barage flying everywhere did we hit some other saiyans or towns by accident?You’ll see.>>3194230Ha.>>3194257She was curious about your power after it suddenly shot upwards. So instead of attempting to kill you she decided to see what this could do.>>3194270>>3194280Ha.>>3194302She has a unique Karn, the one who changed his own timeline.>>3194344Ha.
>>3194335I jsut remember that the first three missions were the one we picked, one the original Karn picked where he died to Grey robots, and one with a 'ghost' that turned out to be a Yuatja.
>Meeting Frieza after a few years of downtime
>>3194378>Trigon was around 800,000,000, give or take.Huh. I'm surprised Golden Freeza, Full Power King Cold, and SS3 Meloka didn't push his shit in considering they were all in the billions.
>>3194410Demon biology probably makes him pretty tough.
>>3194410He's a big guy
>>3194410All Trigon had to do was last like, 10 seconds against each of them and then they passed the fuck out
>>3194424Eh, for Freeza sure, and King Cold to a lesser extent, but Meloka can keep up SS3 for a full minute. That may not seem like much, but in a fight with a 400 Million PL gap, that's basically an eternity.
>>3194424>>3194424>Vox is broadcasting the fight live>everyone in the galaxy see's everyone including both the leader of the PTO and his father the KING go down to an apparent demon invasion>then karn shows up>“DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!”>SPLAT!>2 guys watching at home look at one another>jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg
>>3194446Everyone in the universe's new favorite Monday night RAW.
>>3194459WELCOME EVERYONE TO ANOTHER NIGHT OF KWE LIVE! WE HERE AT KARNAGE WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT ARE ALWAYS HAPPY TO PRESENT, FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, THE REALIST AND MOST VIOLENT WRESTLING IN THE UNIVERSE!NOW, FOR A FEW WORDS FROM OUR FOUNDER, THE DRAGON OF NEW SALDA, KAAAAAAAARN!"Lades, Gentlemen, children of all ages...ARE YOU READY FOR THE KARNAGE?!"*CROWD GOES WILD*
>>3194397Ha.>>3194410That was just his powerlevel, that doesn’t count the magic he used. >>3194417>>3194441Ha.>>3194424>>3194439Freeza lasted the shortest, getting in one good shot in before Golden faded. Meloka went Super Saiyan Three first though, unleashing her power while the others stopped the demon invasion until you destroyed them from the Demon Realm side. King Cold then went all-out along with Ubo, having realized (when Trigon said it) what Ubo was. After that Vegeta, Nappa, Bardock and Tunnip then tried to take him down together with the Ginyu force, and were all swatted down as well. Then Raven tried to fight her father, doing better than the others due to her magic being able to really hurt the demon. He outlasted Raven, however, then Meloka broke her limits and stepped in to protect her, again going Super Saiyan 3 before you stepped through.>>3194446That was broadcast out live over Vox news, and Aku saw you kill Trigon. >>3194466Kek.
>>3194446>Vox 24/7 Entertainment Network: Now Streaming "The Apocalypse" Live from New Salda!>One by one, the universe's greatest warriors are felled despite their tremendous efforts>Karn is nowhere to be seen>Suddenly, karn appears in his berserk form, blasting out from a portal into the demon realm>A large molten crater can be seen behind him through the portal>Just as karn comes through, his wife and idol of the universe gets blasted out of the sky>"Holy shit, did meloka just die? Fuck, not my waifu!">"Apparently Karn thinks so, look at that.">Karn loses his shit and unleashes everything>The glass of water on the table in front of the two guys watching tv starts to ripple>They're a good five lightyears away>Meanwhile, at the edge of the universe a funny looking alien lifts his head up and sniffs the air>"...What smells like monkey?">Cut back to Karn, who is living up to his title of "The Dragon of New Salda">Trigon creates a sphere of ki the size of a moon above his head>"Holy shit dude, look at this!">One of the guys is at the window, looking out>"OH MY GOD YOU CAN FUCKING SEE IT FROM HERE">Everyone's faces when karn's dragon fucking catches the blast and eats it>Everyone's faces when karn's eyes start glowing red and his aura explodes>Everyone's faces when Trigon gets bisected by karn's dragonVox probably made "yes" money on this one again.
>>3194483>That was broadcast out live over Vox news, and Aku saw you kill Trigon.Aku's Reaction:>....Suddenly I am really glad that Karn and I have always gotten along well. Also man, Boros and everyone else must have flipped when they saw that, not to mention the Covenant. >>3194483>Kek.Best of all we both know Racoome would totally be a wrestler part time. Abridged Racoome was the fucking best.
>>3194483Oh yeah, Aku didn't know karn could kill gods and demons yet, did he?I wonder how he'll act towards karn in future, now that he's killed the ABSOLUTE UNIT that is trigon?They already had a friendly relationship before, but now i wonder if aku is less inclined to fuck him over since he knows karn can beat his ass and even kill him if he really wanted to.Better idea to stay on karn's good side permanently i would think.
>>3194483>King Cold knows Ubo is a Kryptonian CONCERN
>>3194523Eh it will be fine, Ubo never new his species, his parents died to covenant crystals, and King Cold knows Ubo is basically part of Karn's odd ball family and is as loyal to Karn as Karn is to Freeza. He won't do anything.