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You stop. The world goes dark. Like a blink. But you don't remember closing your eyes.Light returns a moment later but something seems off. You can't quite put your finger on what it is, just a lingering sense of something being wrong.
You look around you and see that you're standing in place even though you're sure you were walking a moment ago.

Turning your head you see that everyone around you is the same.
A general sense of confusion settled in your area and everyone is standing in place wondering what happened.
Yet nobody seems interested in questioning it. Most people just shake their head and return to what they were doing.
That is when you realize something:

Even the cars in the middle of the street have stopped dead in their tracks, their engines turned off. One by one the drivers recover from their confusion and things get back to normal as they start their vehicles and honk at each other to get moving already.

You see an old lady sitting on her bench and minding her own business.
You could walk up to her, ask her if she felt... whatever that was.
Or you could just get on with your life like nothing happened. After all, you have a job to do.

>Try to question the lady
>Get back to work
>Look around a bit more
>Other?
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>>3209326
Question the lady.
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>Get back to work
God I hope this isn't Som
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>>3209326
>Get back to work
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SOM HOWS IT GOING MY MAN
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I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint you. I am not this Som you speak of

Anyway
>writing
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Whatever this sensation is, it can wait as you have more pressing matters at hand. Like putting some food down on the table.
So hopping back on your scooter you get to finishing the rest of your deliveries.
Being a pizza boy is not a glamorous job, nor is it something you like to brag about. But it's something.

One by one you deliver the boxes filled with greasy goodness and along the way you notice some oddities.
Every delivery strangely went the same way. The people inside stuck in some sort of stupor, barely even remembering they ordered pizza. It doesn't really matter though. You have their names and their address and they each end up paying you.
Your shift ends a few hours later, your suspicion growing with each completed delivery culminating in your arrival back at the local pizzeria where you found your boss in the same state. You ask him if he's feeling okay to which he responds with a tired nod.

After clocking out you head home, the oddities of the day clinging to the back of your mind gnawing at your psyche.
The flat you call home is not truly yours, instead you rent it with two other flatmates.
Sam, the only friend you ever managed to make in high school and stuck with him up until now and Dominika, the girl who was the original renter of this place. Though born and raised here in the US she takes immense joy in pretending to be a stereotypical Russian gopnik.

Judging by the quiet you'd guess that Sam isn't home yet and Dominika is in her room playing on her laptop.

>Turn on the TV and check the news
>Check on Dominika
>Other?
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>>3209380
Turn on the TV and check the news
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>>3209380
>.
>Turn on the TV and check the news

Good Not-Som. Looking forward to this a little more now.
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>>3209380
>>Check on Dominika
Let's go say hi to the NEET
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>>3209380
>Turn on the TV and check the news
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Time to consume some 「KNOWLEDGE」

>writing
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While Not-Som writes I'm curious about something. did we just universe hop or something. I mean he mentioned loving in the US and there most certainly not a US in Dragonball.
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You move over to the couch and unceremoniously throw yourself on it.
The old springs in it creak as you get comfortable and turn in the TV.
Changing the channel you start looking for any news networks to see if there is a mention of this anywhere.

To your utter shock no matter which broadcast you watch the same thing comes in.
"According to experts todays event was histories largest recorded case of Mass Hysteria.
Even now more and more reports are coming in from all over the world. From America to Asia, each continent and country was affected in the same way. People describe having the same symptoms all across the globe. Even the research centers located at the north and south poles were not unaffected by it.
Disaster experts had this to say regarding the incident!"

"It's a miracle that nobody died!"

"Even planes which were in the air, before the phenomenon dubbed by the populace as the Blink, were found safely landed on the ground or floating on large bodies of water. Currently there's no explanation how that's even po-"

You turn off the television and bury your face in your hand not knowing how to react to this.
Your breathing gets quicker and quicker as reality settles in and you're left with the terrible truth.
"All over the world?"

But as you're wondering about the implications of this you hear the door creaking open behind you and a familiar voice snaps you back into reality.
"Hello cyka!"

"Jesus Christ Dominika! Don't scare me like that!"

"Watched the news? Scary stuff huh?"

"Yeah..."

"Know what else is scary? That I haven't been fed already!
So get your pretty little ass moving and do your job!"

"Does this not bother you at all?!"
You ask her in anger.

"It does. But why should I worry if it won't affect anything?
You just gotta learn to let go things beyond your control."

Sighing you stand up and go to the fridge.
"Okay, okay. I get it.
What do we have in the fridge?"

"Nothing! You gotta go shopping!"

Feeling frustrated you slam the door of the fridge shut and look at her.
>Fine...
>Go do it yourself!
>Other?
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>>3209417
you're catching on
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>>3209425
>Fine. Mutter various slightly offensive Russian stereotypes like asking if she wants vodka. All in a Russian accent.
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>>3209444
>Fine. Mutter various slightly offensive Russian stereotypes like asking if she wants vodka. All in a Russian accent.
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>>3209425
>Fine. Mutter various slightly offensive Russian stereotypes like asking if she wants vodka. All in a Russian accent.
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Cheeki breeki wins

>writing
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"Fine."
You grumble and as you head for the door you start assuming your most offensive russian accent.
"Дo Чou Шanт soмз voдкa тoo кoмraд?"

"No I still have some."

"Okay. I'll get out of here now S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
I'll be back in a cheeki breeki."

After spewing some more stereotypes at her you leave for the grocery store to make your rounds and fill up your tragically empty fridge. Sadly being a wageslave means this is often an issue and the long trip to the store only makes it more painful. However it also has its one major upside. Namely that you have enough time to think about some stuff.
It took about an hour to get to the store and get what you needed during which you thought this so called Blink through.

This wasn't even the first time something... odd happened to the world like that.
There was that other time. When someone ill suited assumed the position of a countries leader. This rather special individual thought it'd be a good idea to threaten others with nuclear weapons... and follow through with his threat.
Whatever his intentions were didn't matter at that point.

When one rocket was fired many followed suit from hostile countries, all of whom had enemies of their own who also retaliated to the nuclear strike. Long story short: MAD happened.
Some survived the initial kaboom. Mostly in countries that didn't get glassed by direct nuke hits.
They... were the unlucky ones.

The utter destruction of the ecosystem meant that a slow and painful death awaited the survivors.
It was at this point, when the last human died that the true nature of the universe was revealed to the citizens of Earth.
In the end nobody really got it right. Some religions guessed bits and pieces correctly, the most accurate being somehow the asians of all people. But in the end it was very simple: If you were good, you went to heaven. If not you visited hell.

It was... certainly an interesting time.
You got to meet with dead aliens from other planets, effectively confirming that you weren't alone after all.
But just as you got comfortable with eternal bliss something happened.
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>>3209504
>Reads update
?
>Reads update slower
Wait wut?
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A light enveloped all the deceased humans and in a flash of brilliance you found yourselves all back at a restored Earth.
Nobody knows how or why it happened but for some reason humanity was given a second chance.
And through the cosmic apotheosis of experiencing the afterlife humanity realized its place in the universe and became set in learning from its mistakes.

Since then crime rates have plummeted and a new golden age has begun.
But nobody knows why.
"And now this..."
You mutter to yourself and ponder on the possibility that the two events might be linked.

Walking through the streets however you're quickly stopped in that train of thought as you arrive at the crossroads and must wait for the lamp to turn green. You wait and wait, feeling like this thing is taking an hour to switch.
When all of a sudden a brilliant beam of light strikes the ground in front of you just as a car is about to go past you.
The driver hits the brakes hard but the vehicle isn't stopping quick enough.

A loud crash assaults your ears as the car suddenly stops dead in its tracks and the beam of light subsides.
In the middle of it you see what it was that the car hit: A fat, purple cat person standing besides a blue woman.
It looks to the side and at the driver who's currently struggling with the airbag.

"Damn it Vados! I told you to be careful!"

"My apologies my lord."

The cat person then looks around searching for something before his gaze stops at you.
"You there... earthling...
Your name... What is it?"

>Insert name here
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>>3209523
>With of pity and amusement you spoke. "Eric Donavon" Grandfather always said it's never nice to judge other people life choices, even if those life choices include couples who dress up as cats and blue women.
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Not-Som you better be prepared because I'm gonna whose every snarky option I can.
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>>3209541
That is absolutely fair game.
The only exception to that is the other players veto-ing it
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>>3209523
>....Michael James? My friends just call me MJ though
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>>3209523
>Erick Asulf Proud Scandinavian Descended from Vikings and Inheritor of the Berserker Rage
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>>3209511
We're from this earth, which is I think universe 11 in DBS? And trump caused WW3 and that's how the world ended. We died senpai
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>>3209557
Kinda. Few details are wrong but that's the general gist of it.
It's universe 6 and not orang man blew the world up. Though he and every other nuclear power had part in it
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>>3209555
Support
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>>3209570
Right 6, why was I thinking 11

Anyway I'm sticking with MJ
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>>3209557
Huh, did we at least get a t-shirt?
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>>3209523
>Ken Masters
Ripping off Street Fighter but who cares.
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>>3209579
No but if you die two more times you get a free sundae
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>>3209570
Universe 6....Wait is this the Universe where saiyans transform by flexing their back?
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>>3209594
Yes
They also don't seem to have any protein in their diet. So as of now they shall be referred to as basedans and only the universe 7 ones will be called saiyans by me
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>>3209594
Yes the Universe With Shitty Metaphors and Plot convenience
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>>3209598

Wait what? "basedans" I guess "s o y" is a banned
word
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>>3209600
You mean the universe where the GoD is a fat cat?
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>>3209346
>God I hope this isn't Som
Shut the fuck up. Seriously.
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Hmmmm...
>>3209555
This has two supporters but it's an obvious shitpost.

A'ight.
*cracks knuckles*

>writing
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>>3209628
Uhh it's not a shitpost tho
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>>3209628
>QM's going to punish us for voting a shitpost

Fuck, we died quickly.
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>>3209637
Nah, we'll be fine. This isn't Som
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>>3209639
Maybe not but we kind of deserve it for being a smartass to a God of Destruction.
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Fuck! I wasnt fast enough to vote for Ken Masters.
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>>3209648
I don't know why no one else thought of it. Maybe SF isn't as well known anymore?
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Chappa decided to look for a human...Why? So far we seem to be a normal if not snarky twenty something.
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You crack an amused smile as you get to do your introduction you speak up.
"I am Eric Asulf Proud Scandinavian descendant of Vikings and Inheritor of the Berserker Rage!
And I must say... my grandpappy always told me it's not nice to judge other peoples life choices but a man walking in a fur-suit and a genderbent member of the Blue Man Group is NOT what he had in mind!"

"Vados... Is he... mocking me?"

"I don't think so Lord Champa. I don't feel any hostility coming from him.
I think he's simply mistaken you for someone else."

"Hmph... very well! I shall ignore it this once.
Listen well Eric Asulf. I don't care about your titles. I-"

"Dude... it was a joke.
But seriously that's my name.
And I must say this is the most lifelike costume I've ever seen. Almost impressive really."
You look over his garbs and see that it almost looks like something an Egyptian pharaoh would wear.
"Very nice... Hey is that actual gold? Kinda looks like it!"

"ENOUGH!"
He shouts in anger.
"I did not come to this planet to partake in some conversation with a mortal! I came here to-"

You snicker.
"This planet? Seriously, I don't have a problem with you otherkins as long as you stay the hell away from me but you're kinda making a fool out of yourself. So how about you take that thing off so we can ta-"
You reach forward to grab his "head" and find it strangely... alive. You recoil in fear and start trembling immediately.
Though your mind was desperately fighting you to convince you otherwise the truth is now known to you.
"Holy shit you guys are aliens!"

The fat "cat" sighs.
"Yes, yes. Very observant."

"Oh shit! I am SO SORRY!
Please, tell me anything you want! I'll get you an emissary and-"

"There will be no need for that Earthling.
I came for one simple thing which even you can provide."

"What is it? Name it!"

"I want..."

"Yes?"

"To eat!"

"...
What?"

"You heard me correctly!
I'm aware that your planet has some fine culinary achievements under its belt and I came to sample them!
Is there a place where I may eat? I am drained both physically and emotionally and I NEED to eat something NOW!"

You blink for a few seconds trying to fight off the whiplash you just got.
First contact with an alien lifeform and he asks for a meal. It's like E.T. wanting a cigarette instead of phoning home.

>Y-Yeah... there is a fast food joint down that street.
>I know a good restaurant...
>I... was just about to cook something. You are welcome to join us.
>Other? (write-in)
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>>3209667
>I... was just about to cook something. You are welcome to join us.
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>>3209667

Other- "Here. Have this delicious egg."
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>>3209667
>>I... was just about to cook something. You are welcome to join us.
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>>3209667
Oh that's why.
>I... was just about to cook something. You are welcome to join us.
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>>3209667
>I... was just about to cook something. You are welcome to join us.
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>>3209667
>>I... was just about to cook something. You are welcome to join us.
"But I'm not a professional chef..."

>>3209675
>"Here. Have this delicious egg."
Heh.
You have to eat *all* of the eggs.
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>>3209723
Got it.

>writing
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>>3209417
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
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I uh... I was actually buying some groceries to cook something.
You're free to join us for dinner if you'd like..."

"And what am I supposed to do until you cook it, huh?
You don't happen to have an appetizer on you, do you?!"

"No erm... but I have this! It's a delicious egg!"
You hand the big talking cat something which he begins to analyze curiously.

"Is this really produced by a bird?
What a strange planet..."

"N-No it's a kinder surprise.
It was legalized not too long ago. It's made of chocolate and has a little surprise inside."

"Ooooh!"
The fat cat then eagerly unwraps the tasty treat and devours the thin chocolate shell around the toy.
Much to his chagrin you informed him that he shouldn't open it just yet otherwise he might scatter the pieces of the toy.
Upon arriving back home however he immediately got to cracking the plastic capsule and assembling the little car that laid within.

But as you're busy unpacking your bag of foodstuff you hear a familiar creak as Dominika enters the room with much fanfare.
"HEEEEY ERIC!
What did you bring me-
Oh..."
She stops as she spots your two "guests".
"Hi..."

"Hello!"
The lady greets her while Champa doesn't even acknowledge her existence.

"Erm... Eric?
Who are these people?"

"My guests Dominika."
You answer her coldly. While looking at you she cocks her head and silently questions you with her eyes.
In response you just shake your head, signalling her that she better not say a word.
Once she got the picture you turned back to Champa and spoke up.
"But I must warn you... I'm not a professional chef or anything..."

Not knowing what the hell a fucking cat man would like you simply shrug and go with your original plan: Spaghetti Bolognese. Simple, cheap and tasty. Hopefully that'll be good enough.
After a few minutes of working your magic you place down the plates and serve your new guests a portion each.

Champa first starts sniffing it, much like a regular animal.
"Ooooh smells good!"
He grabs hold of a fork and with some help from your part manages to work some food into his mouth after which he practically explodes.
"THIS IS AMAZING!"
Without hesitation he begins scarfing down every single bite and even asks for seconds which annoys Vados.

"Lord Champa... Need I remind you that you should exercise some temperance?"

"Screw you Vados! I just came back from annihilation!
I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!"
He shrieks in a high pitched voice.

>Excuse me, what?
>I take it you enjoyed your meal?
>Other?
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>>3209829
> Excuse me, WHAT!?
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>>3209829
>Excuse me, what?
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>>3209829
>>Excuse me, what?
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>>3209829
>Excuse me, what?
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>>3209829
>What, me excuse?
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>>3209829
>Me what, excuse?
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>writing
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>>3209635
....anon
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>>3209557
>hurr durr orange man bad hurrrrr
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>>3209936
Let it go anon, there's bigger things to focus on. Besides, the QM said it wasn't him.
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"Excuse me, WHAT?!"
You ask them and get nothing in turn from Champa. Vados however seems keenly interested in your comment.

"Hmmm? You did not feel it?
That sensation of being... gone?"

"I don't know what you're talking about! What sensa- oooooooooh...
Ooooooooh.
Shit."

"That's right.
What you must've felt like a brief second was in fact several minutes where you, along the rest of the universe, including Lord Champa were annihilated!"
She says in a cheerful tone as you fall back in your chair and slowly start sliding down.

"I... died again?"

"Hmmm? Oh no no no. You weren't dead.
You ceased to exist. Your body, your soul, your mind all disappeared in a blink.
Only thanks to a wish similar to the one that resurrected your race were you able to resume existing!"

"F-Fuck..."

"Oh don't be so gloomy! All's well that ends well after all!
So don't worry about it and enjoy the fact that it was temporary!"
She gives you a smile that appears warm but it's in fact strangely cold.

But that got you thinking.
"Wait... Wish? You KNOW how we got brought back?!"

"Why of course!
It was-"

"ME!"
Champa butts in.
"It's all thanks to me that you and your miserable little planet were brought back!
Me, your gracious god Champa!"

You let out an awkward chuckle.
"Heh-hehehe...
Good one!"

"He's not joking."
Vados replies.

You swallow nervously and look at the fat cat in front of you.
"A-Are you telling me you're-"

"A god. Yes.
I am formally known as Lord Champa, God of Destruction.
The god of this universe."
You swallow yet again and feel like somebody jammed a hundred needles in your throat.
"But don't worry. I am pleased with your hospitality..
You provided me with a most enjoyable experience in my time of need and your hospitality is appreciated.
As such, I'd like to reward you..."

"My lord, are you sure it's appropriate to make such a decision so hastily?"

"It is my choice Vados. I can make it however I want!
Listen well earthling. I came to this world looking for good food. It's the reason I brought you all back.
And I wasn't disappointed. As such I'd like to offer you a job!"

"A... job?"

"That's correct!
I'd like to hire your services! You shall be my servant and prepare me meals worthy of a god every day!"

"And... if I refuse?"

The cat sighs.
"I'll overlook this insult just this once and I WON'T blow up your planet.
But you'd better hope the next person I make this offer to doesn't refuse!"

"W-Well..."

>What choice do I have? (accept reluctantly)
>Of course! (accept eagerly)
>I'd rather not.
>Other?
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>>3209958
>I'd rather not.
Later nerds
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>>3209958
>>What choice do I have? (accept reluctantly)
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Im not gonna lie, for a while I was utterly terrified this was going to be a dragonball evolution quest.
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>>3209958
Sure, but will my only task be as your personal chef lord champa?
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>>3209958
>>Of course! (accept eagerly)
Well, we can always become the Dragon Ball version of Sanji.
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>>3210005
That woulda been a hellova right?
But in all seriousness at least that movie was SO BAD it resurrected dragon ball as a whole
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>>3209958
>Of course! (accept eagerly)

If he's anything like Beerus we get plenty of vacation time when he naps.
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>>3209958
Of Course!
>>3210021
Oh god please no
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So... new job

>writing
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"Just a question before I give my answer.
Will cooking be my only job erm... Lord? Lord Champa!"

"Hmmm yes, that's the only thing I require of you."

"But erm... how are you gonna pay me?"

"Pay you?"

"You know... for my services? You don't have any money...
Since you... you know. You're from space."

"I'm sure we can come to an agreement regarding monetary compensation."
Vados steps forth.

"Then... Of course!"

"Good!"
Champa speaks up.
"Vados. Get him."

"Wait wha-"

Without much warning the blue lady steps over to you, touches your shoulder gently and as soon as Champa puts his hand on her back you feel yourself being flung deep into space at an unbelievable speed. In your fit of panic you look behind you and see that the Earth is not even visible even though it was just a couple of seconds. You scream and scream as loud as you can before you hear Champas voice behind you.

"Could you shut up? You're so noisy!"

"Worry not-"
Vados continues.
"As long as I'm touching you everything will be just fine!
And while we travel, do try to enjoy the scenery. It's lovely the first time!"

It takes you a while to calm down but once you do you manage to do as Vados told and look around you and see oceans of stars dart past you like little lamps in the night. The larger celestial formations that are so unbelievably huge the human mind can't even comprehend them appear almost stationary and lets you take in the breathtaking sight of stellar clouds.

"It's... beautiful..."

"See? Nothing to worry about!"

"Y-You know... I always wanted to visit space.
But... I thought someone like me would never have the chance."

"I'm glad I could help!"
She concludes.

"HEY! You two! Aren't you being a little overly friendly?
And hurry up Vados! I'm tired after all of... THIS!"

"Still cranky after being erased Lord Champa?
I must remind you that sleeping right after a meal will cause you to gain weight."

"I'M NOT CRANKY! I just hate the fact that I'm indebted to my brother... AGAIN!
DAAAAMN!"

"Brother? You have a brother lord Champa?"
You ask him.

"None of your damn business!"
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>>3209936
Not really about my political disposition, just how it read off. But sure get defensive over shitposting in an anime quest on a message board.

>>3209958
>Of course! (accept eagerly)

>>3210021
But anon, Sanji has got legs for days!
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>>3210195
oof, excuse my slow ass
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But all things must come to an end and so does your pleasant little journey.
What's laid out before your eyes is a construct which defies all logic.
An upside down pyramid supporting several structures and orbited by many small moons.

"Here we are! This is Lord Champas own personal planet!"
Vados declares.

"W-Why are we here?"
You ask nervously.

"What? Did you think I'd stay on that stupid little planet of yours?
No... You'll cook me my meals here! In my home!"

Upon landing at the structure you feel your legs give out under you after literally flying through space.
Being in such an alien environment is really putting a strain on your mind. It is unbelievable to think that you of all people would be the first to make contact with alien lifeforms outside the afterlife. It's even worse that now you're standing on an alien planet.

But luckily your new employer is quick to snap you back into reality.
"Hey! Get up! I wanna show you around so you know your place!"

"R-Right.
Say... Lord Champa."
You speak up as you look to the side and spot some people far away.
"A-Are those... people?"

"Ignore them.
They are of no concern to you."
He then turns to the other aliens.
"HEY YOU! THIS IS MY NEW SERVANT! ANY OF YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOTS TOUCH HIM AND I'LL DESTROY YOU! GOT THAT?!"

Your boss then shows you around his "crib" as he refers to it. Mainly he showed you a garden which can apparently grow any type of vegetable, a pond with pure water and the kitchen which will serve as your new workplace.
According to Vados they can "procure" any tool you'd ever need so if you lack something you should just ask.
But after everything was said and done they pulled you aside and sat you down at a table.

"Now then, I believe it's time to discuss your compensation for your troubles.
Since you know how much it'd take to procure the necessary ingredients I'd like to hear what you have in mind."

"What do you mean?"

"What would you like as payment?"

You scratch your head at her offer.
"I guess... Gold?"

"I see. So you use precious metals as currency.
How much?"

>Ask for a large sum
>Not a whole lot
>Other?
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>>3210234
>>Other?
You guys are aliens right? What do you use for currency?
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>>3210234
>Other?
>31.496 Kilograms of gold Initially to cover work expenses such as tools/ingredients/spices
(this is equivalent to 1 million British Pounds roughly)

>3.37 Kilograms of gold per month
(Equivilent pay to a GP in the UK sitting at £107,000 per month.)

>A way to get to earth and back to get stuff we need/want for personal reasons.
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>>3210234
>knowledge?
>You're basically God right, the big G, if I'm stuck here anyway than money is pretty useless. Maybe something like an awesome retirement or enlightenment, or a fast track into heaven/ascension when I die. Any of that doable?

I mean, we are working for a god, guys
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>>3210264
They use credits. Basically crypto
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>>3210345
You're not stuck there and you still have to go shopping back to earth as the big G wants some damn burgers and topramen in his life. So you do need at least some money
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>>3210368
oh, fair enough then I'll support this>>3210281
probably need to buy some cookbooks and practice up a bit too.
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>>3210281
I’ll support this. Enough of a budget to buy whatever expensive ingredient we need to keep the big cat fed, along with plenty of personal stuff. Maybe we can introduce Champa to the wonders of gaming, if Vados can magic up an internet connection here.
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Looks like a solid business plan.

>writing
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You start counting on your fingers until Vados hands you a piece of paper and a pencil.
You have no idea where she got them from but whatever.
Though you aren't too up to date with the standard market value of fucking gold you do manage to somewhat figure out a decent little wage for yourself.

In the end you decide on roughly 30 kilos of gold as initial payment for the various tools and equipment you'd need.
And about 3 kilos of gold for your monthly wage.
She looks at the paper and nods.

"Is this the average where you come from?"

"Not really. It's a pretty decent one.
But I thought since I work for a god I might as well ask for something more fitting.
Wouldn't want to disrespect Champa now would we?"

Vados chuckles at that.
"Very well then. I'll get onto-"

"Wait! Before you say anything may I ask a few questions?"

"Of course!"

"Well... for starters, how am I going to get back home?
Do I get a ride or... maybe a teleporter?"

"Oh goodness no. Such a thing would be too dangerous for someone like you.
No, I'm afraid I'll have to handle your transportation. But don't worry. I'm sure we'll have a great time together!"

"Y-Yeah... About that.
What... exactly are you? I mean if Champa is a god then does that make you an-"

"An angel."

"Literally or metaphorically?"

"Literal."

"Great. Now to wrap my head around THAT.
So... you are both divine. And I work for you now.
Does that come with some sort of a... perk? Like knowledge or other stuff? Enlightenment? Immortality?"

"None of the latter. But the first one.
Well... we might have to leave that for later."

"Okay... And finally about the entire rest of the galaxy-"

"Universe."

"...That.
What's that like? How do people pay for stuff?
Can I use my gold?"

"It's mostly electronic but I believe the exchange of material goods like precious metal is still lucrative pretty much in any civilized part of the universe. Anything else?
Because if not then I'd like to pay you."

"Wait... like right now?"
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Vados points her wand at the table and it begins to glow.
She murmurs something in some strange language and you see some sort of light growing on the table.
When it subsides in its place are ten golden bricks, each big enough to clobber a man.
"There we go. That is the first payment taken care of!"

"D-Did you just-"

"Angel."

"Rrrrright... I'll need to get used to that."

"Oh don't worry. You'll have plenty of time.
Now... back to what we discussed before... You mentioned "knowledge", correct?"
You nod.
"Well, I may not have been entirely honest with you up until now.
You see it's not only Lord Champa who's interested in your planet.
I for one am fascinated with your species since you went extinct before ever reaching a high enough level of advancement to be worth noticing. But now you're here. A creature whose exact capabilities nobody in this universe knows...
Now that's interesting. And I want to find it out.
So what do you say? Would you be interested in finding it out with me?"

You start a heat rising in your body as you continue to listen to Vados and begin to visibly sweat.
"W-What do you mean?"

"Want to find out?"

>Yes!
>No!
>Other?
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>>3210528
>Yes!
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>>3210528
>Yes!
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>>3210528
>>Yes!
Immediately remove pants.
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>>3210528
>>Yes!
Time to cuck the blue ginger faggot. Just kidding.
If Vados is half as good of a teacher as Whis then its worth getting some CQC basics from her.
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>>3210528
>yes!
Time for intense “training”
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>>3210554
CQC is great and all but what about beating our opponents with SCIENCE! We can be like Bulma, but actively making shit that will fuck up everyone else's shit.
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Time to put the D in angel
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>>3210578
Was that a pun on a particular title anon?
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Time for a private session with Vados

>writing
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>>3210587
No. No it was not
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"YES!"
Your reaction is immediate and absolutely certain.

But as you reach for your belt you are stopped.
"I appreciate the gesture but no...
Come with me."

"S-Sorry..."
As you go outside you continue to apologize to her vehemently.
"You know, it was just because I watch a lot of shows and thought this was like in Star Trek aaaand you don't understand a thing I'm saying. Look I'm sorry okay I didn't me-"

"Water under the bridge my friend.
Honestly I've seen stranger things in the universe."
She then tells you to stop and walks a few steps away from you.

As she turns to face you the air suddenly shifts around you, seemingly becoming much colder than before as she begins her explanation.
"We'll need to go over a lot of basics given the limited development of your species.
But we can do that gradually over time.
However what's most important is deciding how to handle your training."

"Meaning?"

"Hmmm... How should I say this?
There are four main ways to grow for a mortal. Out of which there are three I can assist with."

"Why? What's the fourth?"

"Technology. To compensate for your biological shortcomings with advanced machines and weaponry.
Some favor it and utilize it to great effect. An entire universe in fact. But that's not something I can help with.
The other three however... are free game. And I see something in you... what are you?"

"Human."

"Humans that I haven't seen in a while. Potential.
You are like a blank slate. A canvas a good painter could turn into anything. But instead of blindly sculpting you into whatever I desire I'll let You choose the direction in which you'd like to go.
Aren't I nice?
And who knows... Maybe you have what it takes to become proficient in more than one."

"Uh-huh.
So I get to choose the form of my destroyer. Great.
Well, let me have it!"

"Very well.
There is the standard method. To utilize your life force, or ki to boost your capabilities.
Then there is the less direct way of doing it. Psychic powers. The power of the mind-"

You smirk.
"I know what psychics are, thanks.
We got a very vivid imagination."

"It's not a work of fiction I assure you.
But let's just say it allows you to bend the forces and laws of the universe to suit your needs.
And finally magic. The one that most differs from the rest. The principle of violating said rules of nature.
So... which one tickles your fancy?"

"Hmmmm..."

>Ki
>Psychic
>Magic
>Other?
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>>3210683
>magic
Full wizard
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>>3210683
>>Ki
>>Other?
God Ki, plz.
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>>Psychic
YES. Let's turn into what Chiaotzu was supposed to be. One, two, three, four, five...
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>>3210683
>Psychic
we could also use it for cooking doing the work of 5 chefs at the same time. even more with more training!
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>>3210683
>Ki
Kind of has to be in this universe.
You can be the greatest magician in the universe but you're gonna get bodied by fucking everybody if you aren't powerful with Ki and the enemy can overpower your magic.
See Badabi for this in effect.
Psychic is an alright choice but again, Ki trumps it because enough Ki and you can just bullshit out of anything.
Also you do not want to be stuck focusing on a single target during a battle, see Guldo for why.
Psychic probably includes shit like timeskip and timestop though so who knows?
The other two should be secondary to Ki however.
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>>3210743
>Kind of has to be in this universe.
Dude, this is fanfiction. Everything goes until stated otherwise.
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>>3210743
While I don't disagree with your logic I just want to clarify that time skip and time stop DO fall under that
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>>3210772
Psychic I mean. Man it's getting late.

And as for magic: Buu
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>>3210683
> other. Elemental control
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>>3210758
>This is fanfiction
So you are going to just assume right off the bat the universe is working on entirely different rules?
I'm not saying we shouldn't learn the other two at any point at all, just that it's not a priority when a Ki user can turn us into a pile of gore before we can even say "Abracadabra".
Besides, Vados did say we might have what it takes to become proficient in more than one.
I was merely explaining my reasoning.
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>>3210782
Buu is like a weird abstract creature though. Also at this point in Super he's basically just a pink punching bag that keeps falling asleep.
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>>3210797
>So you are going to just assume right off the bat the universe is working on entirely different rules?
No, I'm assuming this
>a Ki user can turn us into a pile of gore before we can even say "Abracadabra"
Won't happen because this is a quest and no one who wants players would write that.
I'm not saying that the story has to bend backwards to fit all of the players needs but come on.
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>>3210683
Magic!
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>>3210823
>and no one who wants players would write that
SOMINUS would.
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>>3210823
Well obviously it won't happen in such a way I was just pointing out that magic, while potentially powerful, isn't fantastic without a good Ki base
Same with Psychics.
I suppose you could say that Hit is a good example of a Ki/Psychic Dual and Guldo/Chiaotzu is a shitty example, same with Badabi and Buu I suppose
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>>3210683
>Ki
Fight cook
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>>3210683
How is this even a question? We shall become what guldo should have been!
>Psychic
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>>3210683
>Psychic
Actually I just realized we could go full MOB and even figure out different freaky abilities so I change my vote.
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>>3210793
That wouldn't even be it's own thing anon, magic obviously could do this, you can do some of the same things with psychic powers like pyro/electrokinesis, and even KI is shown it can be converted into elemental powers like fire attacks, wind, ice, electricity, etc. This is basically the gimp yourself choice
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Hmmmm... It looks like psychic actually won over ki.

Very well.
Time to roll the dice.

I'd like 1d20 and I'll take the best of the first four rolls.

>writing
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>>3210918
Here I go.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3210918
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3210918
Meh don't worry, you could probably treated it the sane but mind training and more estoric attacks over physical. Plus psychic blasts and telekinesis instead of ki blasts and punching
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>>3210933
It's not a problem at all.
Just surprising is all
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

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Rolled 9 (1d20)

Wow you guys suck. If only you had gotten THIS roll.
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Fear not maggots for you savior has arrived!
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>>3210905
The way I see it is we'll be kind of like Hit but he was a ki focus with some psych in his build while we'll have some physical/training but with a major focus on psychic powers.
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>>3210947
Huh...
Talk about clutch

>>3210932
This would've been not great but still some progress.

But THIS?!
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Oh shit the savior, that clutch. We really will be Mob
>>3210948
Maybe next time anon
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You ponder on the potential options. To say you're spoiled for choice is no exaggeration.
Unfortunately you doubt you'd look great in a wizard hat so you decided to choose between whatever that life energy is or psychic. You spitball ideas around until you decide to go with what you are more familiar with.

"Psychic eh?"

"Yes, that's correct."

"So that's actually a thing you say.
Okay then. Color me curious. How do I do that?"

"I believe the easiest way would be teaching it through exposure.
Close your eyes."
You do as instructed and you hear the sound of her steps getting closer to you. Visibly tensing up in anticipation of what's coming you quickly relax as you feel Vados gently ruffling your hair as she touches your head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyKc7j8GwSA

For the first few seconds you don't feel much of anything.
*Huh. That's... odd.
Why does my left arm tingle?*

You think to yourself as you feel something jolt through your body. The same weird vibration is now felt throughout your body as if something is constantly poking every nerve ending in your body with a cold needle. You try to open your mouth and scream but your body is suffering from an overload of impulses. Silently you bear with the pain until your eyes snap open and a strange glimmer flashes in your eyes.

You shout and you feel a wind picking up around you which manages to amuse Vados.
"My my... looks like you were hiding quite something after all.
Who knew all your species needed was a bit of impetus?"

"What the... hell are you... talking about?"
You gasp in exhaustion.

"You seem weathered. Would you like a glass of water perhaps?"
She conjured a nice glass of iced water and held it out.

You reach out for it but find your body lacking the energy to go for it. However your eyes go wide when you see the glass being janked out from the hand of Vados by some unseen force and the shattering as it hit the ground.
"W-What? Why did you-"

"It wasn't me."
She gets closer and bends over to hand you a new glass.
"Here. Drink! My new pupil!"
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And I think that's a good spot to stop for now.
I've been at this for eight hours now and I'm certainly feeling it.

I'll go and get some sleep.
Hopefully tomorrow I can get back to this.

But in the meantime feel free to post your issues and criticisms as well as any questions you may have. I'll be sure to read them in the morning and answer as many as I can.
I hope you enjoyed yourselves
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Entertaining enough and different enough. No major problems thus far Not-Som. When do you plan on running next?
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>>3211036
Tomorrow. If I have the time
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I ended up enjoying where the quest is going. A Psychic main in a physicql warrior dominated setting is also pretty cool, I'm hoping we go full MOB like I've said before and figure out different tricks to mental powers.

So, a servant of the GoD and a budding power in his own right. Where do you think we go from here OP? Social SoL for now or do you have some serious stuff planned out already? Also seemed like we impressed Vados, how strong would you say we are in setting?
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>>3211031
Sleep well QM. It was a solid start.
I'm glad people wised up and went for Psychic. That being said, this early game decisions usually end up making the anons who lost the vote leave the quest, so I really can't recommend doing it to anyone.
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>>3211052
I mean... I could do both. Depends on you really.
I have 1... maybe 2 "sagas" worked out which would be punching heavy.
Could do Slice of Life too. Definitely want to do something with the noodle arm saiyans.

>>3211082
I hear ya. But this is definitely not a final thing.
As it was implied, you can branch out. This just determines where you start
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>>3211052
Oh and power level? Farmer with a shotgun.
This was more of a roll to see if you can unlock your psychic potential.
Now you can start working on it no problem
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>>3211082
I only went for Ki out of necessity, luckily we can work on passive psychic shields and hyper quick reaction times to last in battles I assume.
Attack Redirection too.
Time/Stop/Skip/Reversal(?)/Manipulation will be incredible no matter what form we get it in if we get it.
Gravity Manipulation could be neat but unlikely to be useful in a fight (grav chambers etc)
Teleportation might also be something we could get, space manipulation (ala Janemba or Manga Zamasu) is also a great power.
Ideally I'd want us to become like Accelerator with our bullshit.
It's just that some Ki Users can and will just "Nope" all of our attacks so we'll need go be careful.
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>>3211103
Woot woot already farmer with a shotgun level without a shotgun. Soon we might even reach the legendary Raditz level.
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>>3211126
I wouldn't celebrate too early, anon.
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>>3211123
>It's just that some Ki Users can and will just "Nope" all of our attacks so we'll need go be careful.
You are going way over your head, we probably won't be fighting those any time soon. The story is currently set on earth, RealLifeBased!Earth, there won't be many strong Ki Users, if any, a who says we want to fight them?
I like powergaming as much as the next guy but you are taking it too serious.
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>>3211132
Wait wait wait, how can Piccolo be at 8200 in the saiyan saga? He should have beaten Nappa black and blue no problem like Goku did.
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>>3211143
Just worried we'll get pounded in our first proper fight. Sure we can beat up thugs but that's not all that's gonna appear I imagine. We'll just see what happens.

better hope OP doesn't use Heroes as an inspiration for villains, otherwise shit will go real south for U6 reaaal quick.
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>>3211183
>Working for the GoD and getting into unwanted fights.

Don't think this this going to be too big of an issue.
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>>3211155
Those are Tree of Might levels for the Heroes I believe.
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>>3211155
Yeah, these clearly aren't very accurate. I know Chiaotzu was probably the weakest of the Z fighters, but if he had a powerlevel of one hundred and fucking three there's no way the others would have let him anywhere near Nappa and Vegeta. Unless all his powers are psychic based or something and powerlevel doesn't really reflect them.
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>>3211204
We can't just get Champa to solve every issue, also that would disappoint Vados.
Besides Champa is lazy.
Also
>picrelated
Might pop up and kick everyone's asses, possibly.
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>>3211222
What is that? Zamasu 2 Electric Boogaloo?
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>>3211281
That is indeed Zamasu 2: Aizen Cosplay mode.
In Super Dragon Ball Heroes he survives his existence being erased (?) and joins a club dedicated to killing Zeno.
He attacks U6 along with 2 Tuffles.
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>>3211222
Meh I more meant that while being an attendent for the GoD, we aren't likely to be forced into a fight unless we start one. Don't worry Anon, I don't wanna disappoint Vados-senpai either.
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>>3211305
Super really does need more villains if they have to asspull him out from nonexistence.
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I'm actually pretty hyped about the idea of a psychic I must say, especially with the time manipulation we might be able to get. Though we might get the Time Patrol or the Supreme Kai of Time on our case if we use it too much, but that's fine.
The one problem with being a psychic however is that if your enemy is stronger than you at your best, you can't just cheat by gathering energy from your surroundings or by getting angrier. Hopefully we'll make up for this by learning a shit-ton of techniques.
The ones we should focus on first are psychic shields and possibly attacks that telekinetically damage the interior of the body.
Ki Users might reinforce their bodies with their energy but does the same apply to their organs? What if a psychic blockage just suddenly appeared in their coronary arteries? They wouldn't be able to continue fighting for very long after that.
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>>3211752
Well let's see how our mechanics work before planning anything. Maybe it works like Mob and is fueled by stress levels, maybe it's by belief and/or self-hypnosis.

Point is wait and see.
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>>3211836
Unless there is already a system in place in dragonball? I mean we've seen abilities but do we have any in-universe description of how it works?
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>>3211752
>you can't just cheat by gathering energy from your surroundings or by getting angrier.
That we know of. I imagine it may ve possible to gather psychic energy from others. And from the noosphere.

Imagine drawing power from the entire universe's noosphere.
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>>3211873
We can only extrapolate based on what we've seen.
In general psychics tend to have to give their entire focus to whatever they are attempting to accomplish.
See Chiaotzu and Counting messing with him and Guldo not paying attention to his surrondings and getting decapitated for his troubles.
It should be noted that Ki-wise Guldo was far weaker than Gohan and Krillin and managed to immobilise them.
Guldo could also stop time by holding his breath, which is bullshit.
Hit is a Psychic/Ki type with his combination of Physical Combat, Sure Kill Techniques, And Time/Dimension Fuckery and often fights as efficiently as he can, just going straight for the kill silently usually.
Basically it appears as if it's fuelled by pure concentration, getting angry or stressed isn't going to work and if it was self-belief then Zamasu's psychic powers would've been unstoppable (Though Manga Zamasu is an odd case).
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>>3211213
I doubt that, and I wouldn't put much stock in these power level guides. They're not really basing them on anything substantial and the auther doesn't confirm or even use powerlevels since the reason they exist is to be useless and stupid because trying to base martial arts on a number system is retarded....unless it's OOC for a game I guess
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>>3211873
Not really beyomd some minor stuff like telekinesis and timestop. I'm personally just going by the assumption psychic powers are just the mental equivalent to KI use by martial artists. They both use life energy but KI is converted through the body whereas we use the mind. Plus characters like vegeta are shown to use stuff like telekinesis which might mean thr kinr between the two is fairly blurry.

I'm gonna say telepathy, telekinesis, and shields/body enforcement are a must. After that we get into the weirder stuff, like pyrokinesis, gravity balls/control, time diatortion, teleporting, psychic blasts. Illusions, etc. There's a lot we can potentially do.
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>>3209326
Somnius?
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>>3212324
I really wish you people would stop with this shit, it's getting annoying
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>>3211183>>3211222

I don't read, know or care about heroes.
It seems... way too "out there" if you know what I mean.
I tried watching that mini series with Shadow the Hedgesaiyan and I just couldn't take it seriously

With that said I'm not completely against using some extended universe stuff like movies or possibly games. Just don't expect them constantly
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>>3212467
>Cumber
>Shadow The Hedgesaiyan
You are like a baby, watch this!
muffled All Hail Shadow in the distance
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>>3212475
It's like every edgy kids drawing fused into one, cloned itself, fucked the clone and gave birth to THIS
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>>3212482
That's DARK King Vegeta. He was eventually defeated with the combined efforts of Paragus and Super Saiyan 3 Bardock.
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>>3212484
But wait! Here's Kid Buu: Xeno (Dark Demon God; Janemba and Demon God Dabura absorbed)!
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>>3212475
>>3212484
>>3212490
It feels like someone made a fanfic on all the possibilities from a vs forum. Leaves a bad taste.
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>>3212512
Here comes Big Bug Cell.
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>>3212516
My god, what have they done to him anon!?
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>>3212524
I'm going to be honest and sum up most of the plot of Heroes.
"Demon Magic".
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>>3212512
Welcome to heroes, honestly the entire extended universe is just an excuse for crazy fanshit made canon.
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Wonder when Not-Som's gonna show up.
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>>3212545
Now. Had some stuff to take care off.

>writing
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After your new master somehow unlocked the dormant psychic potential within you, you thought things would go just as smoothly. But instead of getting to experience a sick montage where you'd master alien martial arts like some sort of cosmic enforcer Bruce Lee you received perhaps the most grueling exercise of your life. You were never what you'd call fit. You've never even been in a gym once.

But after you were introduced to the basics of how to read an opponents movements and predict their action as well as other basic skills like reading a beings energy and how to properly assume a stance you realized just how demanding Vados is.

The angel did not spar with you, instead she instructed you on the basics of martial arts and helped to correct your posture and movements whenever necessary. However when the time arrived to actually practice some moves and routines she was a ruthless teacher compounded by her maximalism. She'd ask you to perform a punch over and over again until it was absolutely perfect.

By the end you're left completely exhausted and panting as you hold onto your knees.
"Oh dear. It appears the human body is not very durable."

"You... could... say that."

"Unfortunately this means we can't help but raise your strength slowly over time.
But at least now we're ready."

"Ready... for what?! I can hardly move!"

"Exactly. And this is the perfect time for you to practice your mental powers.
When you can't rely on your body anymore!"
She extends her wand and conjures up a piece of fruit in her hands.
"Your test is taking this fruit from me. It doesn't matter how."

You look at the condescending angel and groan in pain, thinking how to handle this.

>Stand up and just grab it. (Psychic movement)
>If you can't go to the fruit the fruit will come to you! (Telekinesis)
>Other?
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>>3212582
Is Psychic Movement like just moving our body with just our TK rather than muscles?
I'd like to do both but self targeting is a gateway to levitation, flight and hopefully Teleportation.
So psychic movement.
Also TK applied to objects isn't great because even lobbing chunks of Kacchi Kacchin at people is easily countered.
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>>3212584
Yes. It's movement assisted by psychic powers.

Basically the choice boils down to internal vs external training for this one roll
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>>3212582
>Stand up and just grab it. (Psychic movement)
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>>3212582
>If you can't go to the fruit the fruit will come to you! (Telekinesis)
Gotta start with the basics.
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>>3212582
>If you can't go to the fruit the fruit will come to you! (Telekinesis)
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>>3212584
In case it wasn't clear I was supporting Psychic Movement.
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>>3212582
>Stand up and just grab it. (Psychic movement)
In the long run this will be the more important use of our powers.
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>>3212582
By the way not-som, you should really get a trip for next thread
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>>3212582
>Stand up and just grab it. (Psychic movement)
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>>3212603
Better?

Also Psychic movement wins.
Please bust out the dice again.
1d20, best of 4.

And you'll have to exceed my roll to succeed

>writing
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3212617
Here we go!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

SHIT! Forgot my roll!
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3212617
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>>3212617
>>3212623
Nice roll anon.
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>>3212626
Jesus Christ that was close.
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Way to go Anon
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And last roll
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At first you thought about doing the obvious, reaching out with telekinesis and grabbing hold of your target.
But that just doesn't sit well with you. If you are to do this you'll excel at it!
But how?

You ponder on the question while trying to not look at Vados' smug face.
Then it hits you. If she expects you to not be able to stand up then what better way to surpass her expectations?
Letting out a cocky smirk you speak up.

"Okay!"

You start to focus intently, trying to recall that sensation you felt when Vados exposed to psychic energy the first time.
But you didn't try to use it to lift the apple, oh no. Your attention is turned inwards and around your body.
First you tried using anger and rage to brute force your way to using psionics. But it quickly became evident that's not the way to do it. Stopping your shouting you take a deep breath and instead focus.
And in that moment when you felt something boiling up within you, your hair started to flutter.

Your body suddenly shoots up from the ground like a bullet... Well, more accurately like a sack of potatoes flung by a strongman but that's not really important. What is however is the reaction of Vados as you dart past her, only narrowly missing the fruit as she sidesteps your assault.
"Oh my... This is unexpected!"

You fly past her and as you get closer to the ground at the end of your path you bring up your forearms to guard your face and actually see yourself slow down briefly before landing. Rolling around a couple times you manage to bring yourself to a screeching halt which amuses your tutor.

"Good. Good!
But do it evenly this time.
Spread your focus across your entire body when you throw instead on a single point."

"Noted!"

Your next move is a lot more... graceful than the last. Appearing like you are wearing an invisible pair of skates as you hover a few inches above ground. With a controlled push you pick up speed and manage to snatch the apple from the hands of the angel before landing on your feet. You even manage to keep your body upright for a few brief moments before the satisfaction of completing your challenge overwhelms you and breaks your concentration.

Crashing down on the ground you can't help but laugh.
"Hehehe... Thanks for letting me take it!"

"You are quite welcome!
I think you deserved it after that little performance!"
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The fruit itself turned out to be something special as well. Though it tastes upon consuming it you felt a great portion of your stamina being restored. While this allowed you to move freely once more it did nothing about the fire burning within your muscles.

While hissing Vados continues praising your progress.
"But that was quite impressive. While a far cry from flight soon enough you'll be capable of levitating in the air indefinitely!"

"You really think so?"

"Of course! It seems I was right after all.
There IS great potential in your race!"

"What made you so sure of that?"

"Let's just say I've seen what humans can do..."

"Wait but didn't you say this was your first visit to Earth?"

"And who said there is only one Earth?"

"Oh... Ooooooh..."

"But enough of that. I'm sure you've heard enough lore for one day.
Don't worry, if you're interested I'll educate you on cosmic matters on a later date.
However I think it'd be a good time for you to get back home.
What do you say?"

>Sure.
>Erm... mind if I introduce myself to these "other guests" of Champa first?
>Other?
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>>3212663
>Other: So I'm not going to be a live-in chef?
Honestly not too attached to Earth.
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>>3212663
>Honestly, I wouldn't mind poking around here for a bit instead of going right back to the perfectly ordinary earth. This whole thing is kind of a really big deal for me.
Never even knew aliens were a thing, after all.
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>>3212663
>Other: So I'm not going to be a live-in chef?
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Okay then.

>writing
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"So... I'm not going to be a live-in chef?"
You ask Vados rather bluntly.

"Excuse me?
Did you just... say what I think you said?"

"Why? Is that a problem?"

"Nono. It's just that... you'd actually do that?"

"Honestly? I wouldn't mind poking around here for a bit instead of going right back to the perfectly ordinary earth.
Don't get me wrong, the Earth is still my home but... you just presented me with the whole galaxy- no... the whole universe!
This whole thing is kind of a really big deal for me.
Humanity dreamt of going to the stars for aeons... to explore the final frontier would be... a dream come true!"

Vados shuts her eyes and thinks for a moment before letting out a little laugh.
"Ohoho! What interesting little creatures you are.
You know, there are not many species out there with such a drive for exploration!"

"Yeap. That's us.
Curious little monkeys."

"Monkey? How strange you'd say that..."

"Why? I mean... that's what we evolved from."

"You too?
Hmmmm... That's interesting.
Well anyway, I don't really have a say in things and I'm sure Lord Champa would be delighted to hear how dedicated you are to your new task. So I think I can arrange some accommodations for you."

"Alright. Cool.
I can go back to Earth and do some shopping later.
So can I explore a bit?"

"Sure. I need to take care of your room anyway.
Just don't get yourself into trouble while I'm gone!"

"Sure thing master!"

"Please, there is no need for such formalities!
Just call me Vados."

"Got it!"
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>>3212617
>actually chose Not-som as his name
Shit man I can respect that
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As Vados leaves your side you are left alone in Champas little world free to explore things to your hearts content.
And the first thing that comes to mind are those aliens that you spotted from far away when you arrived.
Letting out a smirk you go there with a little spring in your step.

"I'm gonna meet aliens!
Well... more aliens! This is amazing!
One small step for a man, one giant leap for humanity!"
You are so giddy you can't hide your enthusiasm.

As you get closer and closer you start imagining what weird lifeforms you might encounter and your thoughts run wild with the possibilities. Your only hope is that none of them will be Geiger-esque. That'd make things a bit too weird for your liking.
What you saw however was widely different from what you initially expected.

Out of the four "aliens" only one appeared different from you.
Three of them appeared human at first glance, one boy and two girls. The girls were even behaving like how you'd imagine and the boy was desperately trying to calm them down.
The fourth one however was unquestionably alien but he was a humanoid with two legs, two hands, and every other bodypart being present like on a human. Only his purple skin and his oddly shaped bald head were radically different from you.

It was at this moment when you could properly size them up that you realized one critical fault in your plan.
That even back on Earth you didn't really have the guts to approach someone and introduce yourself. And now you have to make your presence know to fucking aliens. It's fitting how the last meal you cooked was spaghetti, because you felt it pouring out of your pockets right now.

"Erm..."
You let out an awkward noise which interrupts the two girls who were squatting in place and groaned like they were constipated.

One of them, the shorter one looks up and notices you.
"Huh?
Who the hell are you?"

"H-Hey! I'm Eric!
I am... Lord Champas servant...
I uh... just came to say hello!"

"Great! Could you piss off then?
We're busy!"

"Caulifla!"
The boy called out to her.
"That's way too rude!
Please, forgive us. My name is Cabba! Nice to meet you!"
He extends his hand and you shake it. That's when you notice how thin his arms yet how strong his grip is.
"I didn't know Lord Champa knows other Saiyans!"

>S-Saiyans?
>Erm... if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing?
>Say hi to the purple alien guy.
>Other?
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>>3212719
Not gonna lie Not-Som. I thought you were gonna railroad us back to Earth. I am pleasantly surprised
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>>3212761
>S-Saiyans?
>Erm... if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing?
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>>3212761
>S-saiyans? Is that what you are?I'm a human, from Earth. Also the new chef, pleased to meet you.
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>>3212761
>S-Saiyans?
Oh great now we're gonna get bullied because the U7 humans all went out like Chumps. (Except Roshi, who did well in the anime and became ULTRA INSTINCT ROSHI for a while in the manga.)
And our physical power level is pretty poor.
I'd like to say Hi to Hit but ignoring Cabba the Anemic Saiyan would be rude.
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>>3212761
>"I am Eric Asulf Proud Scandinavian descendant of Vikings and Inheritor of the Berserker Rage!" Stare at the rude one's hair. "Nice hair"
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>>3212761
>>S-Saiyans?
What's a Soiyan?
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>>3212761
>S-Saiyans?

Oh joy, it's the S o yans. Though I'm not exactly surprised that they're here.
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We sassed the GoD and his mentor on our first meeting. Any less would be an insult to Lord Chappa!
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>>3212766
Same, as a person, trying to live on Earth normally after being brought to a literal god's floating castle would be depressing as fuck. Rent? Roommates, 9 to 5 job? Fuck that noise, I would much rather live on God World with aliens and the hot literal angel teaching us how to use super powers.
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>>3212782
I mean, we have like a million dollars now. And eventually we'll be able to beat up anyone we might encounter.
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>>3212789
Sure but I'd probably just save that up, buy stuff I'd want after getting all the supplies and equipment I need for our new job, and just live it up in space. Plus we can visit whenever and it's not like we're forced to live here forever. I say enjoy the new horizons that have opened up to the fullest.
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Guess Hit's going to have to wait a bit

>writing
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>>3212809
We're just being polite to the noodle people first before devoting our attention to the awesome hitman anon.
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"S-soiyans? What's that? Is that what you are? Because I'm a human, from Earth."

Cabba seems surprised at first but leans in to take a closer look at you. He's clearly trying to figure out what's wrong with you and just as he seems to figure it out, so do you. Their hairs are a uniform black while looking and behaving just a bit wrong to be apparent for your eyes. Not to mention their eyes are similarly jet black as if they don't have irises.

"Amazing!"
He speaks up.
"You really are different!"

"Told you! Anyways, I'm Eric Asulf! Proud Scandinavian descendant of Vikings and Inheritor of the Berserker Rage!"
You joke around.
"Also I'm the new chef. Nice to meet you too!"
Then you look back at the rude girl and give her a verbal jab.
"Nice hair."

"Whaaaat?"
She asks but she quickly calms herself down.
"Oh wait... You said human, right?
Now I remember! Hey Kale! He's from *that* race! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

Not wanting to know what's that about you turn back to Cabba and start wondering about what's the deal with their names until you realize they are vegetable puns.
"Anyway, what are you doing here?
Your... friends? They seem like they are in pain."

"Erm... about that...
They are trying to power up."

"And? Is that hard for you?"

"N-Not really but-"

"Oy Cabbe! How about you stop wasting time with the Earthling and come HELP us instead?"

Ignoring the rude girl you continue questioning the boy in front of you.
"I take it all this has to do with the universe being annihilated..."

"You know of the universe being erased?!"

"Champa told me."

"Oh wow.
Well, yes. Since we came back the girls were feeling... odd."

"Ooooh I get you now!"
You give him a sly grin.
"My condolences."

"W-What?"

"We have that too.
When female humans get sick and cranky."

"Humans can go Super too?"

"Super?"
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Ah shit I just realized I spelled Cabbas name wrong!
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>>3212857
"Trying" to power up... Oh yes, you know what this means? They are weaker than during the ToP. In a few weeks we can trash Caulifa. Not really but might get a lucky shot in.
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>>3212857
God damn it Krillin and Tien.
Actually hold on, wouldn't they think 17 and 18 are human too (they were originally at least)? Granted that MVP wasn't making a big scene like the embarrassment that Tien and Krillin managed maybe they just thought he was shit too.
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>>3212878
I mean, that or they are trying to get to Super Saiyan 3.
Although them getting Delayed Onset Ki Disorder from going all out against Goku as Kefla would be hilarious.
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"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Caulifla screams as she's squatting, her aura grows increasingly large as her screaming becomes more and more pained.
As the ground begins to quake you are taken aback by the staggering amount of power she's letting out.
A slow creeping sensation overcomes you as you realize how truly low you are on the food chain right now.

But she looses steam eventually and starts panting.
"Damn it.... DAMN IT!
Why can't I do it?! Kale! Now you try!"

"Y-Yes sister!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I... can't do it either..."

"That's strange. I have no problem with it."
Said Cabba and with a quick shout he's enveloped in a golden aura that frankly makes you piss your pants.
But just as it came it disappears as the Saiyan relaxes.
"See?"

"What the hell?!"
Caulifla complains.

They go at each others throats, or more accurately the short girl starts shouting Cabbas head off while her taller friend just watches and silently tries to calm her down but to no avail.

>M-Maybe you're just tired! Let me cook you guys something, maybe that'll help.
>Take this opportunity to introduce yourself to the silent fella over there
>Other?
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>>3212879
Tien gave a good showing. Krillin on the other hand should be shamed for getting cocky and getting knocked out like that. That was annoying as fuck. Roshi gave a great fight for an old guy, and the androids were MVPs for sure. Caulifa doesn't get talk shit on Universe 7 humans. Now 6 on the other hand, we suck ass.
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>>3212894
>Take this opportunity to introduce yourself to the silent fella over there
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>>3212894
>Introduce yourself to the purple man, then offer them all food
They can wait a couple minutes, not like they're not busy anyway
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>>3212894
>>Take this opportunity to introduce yourself to the silent fella over there
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>>3212894
>Take this opportunity to introduce yourself to the silent fella over there

Maybe it's a side effect for taking a shortcut to the transformations?
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>>3212894
Yeah seems like they've got Delayed Onset Ki Disorder to me.
They should be fine if they rest a few days though.
>Say hi to purple man
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>>3212894
>Smuggly run a hand through you blonde hair and walk away. (Try not to think about the primal terror you felt from their power.) Take this opportunity to introduce yourself to the silent fella over there
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>>3212906
Nah, it's probably the same thing that happened to Goku after the U6 Tournament, he used his Ki too recklessly and it went out of control for a few days.
Skipping the effort in transformations is fine, they have enough S-Cells (Thanks for this dumb explanation, Toriyama) for skipping having to try for whatever reason. Goten and Trunks never suffered this either for example.
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>>3212909
>>3212906
Seemed like they just hadn't figured it out is all. it's not easy after all, or more saiyans could do it
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>>3212922
>S-Cells
>mischlorians 2.0
Still gay as fuck
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I'm gonna go and quickly grab myself some food.
Afterwards I'll get to writing
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>>3212922
Trunks confused the hell out of me considering his future self took Gohan dying while present self was born with it.
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>>3212926
Yeah but at the end of the day it doesn't change much. Just an easy explanation.
As for Kale and Caulifla it's not the transformations that did them in though.
The exact moment they got DOKD was when they went full retard rage mode Kefla with projectile spam.
Also they technically cheated with potara.
Also if we want to make them jealous we can say Vados is training us (BAD IDEA: They might want to fight us if we do)
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>>3212936
Fairly simple explanation, it's not official but here's how I see it
>Future Trunks was born in a timeline where he (obviously) didn't kill Freeza
>instead Goku appears back on Earth to kill Freeza
>without seeing ANOTHER Super Saiyan and the Android Threat Vegeta doesn't train as hard before conceiving Trunks, leading to less S-Cells, possibly not becoming a Super Saiyan himself and making it harder for Trunks to go super.
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I'm back from my salad. The irony is not lost on me.
And can we just pretend that Dragon Ball Midiclorians don't exist? Let's not murder what little mistique is left in the transformation.

Also Pepsimans cousin, Hitman wins

>writing
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>>3212959
The mystique died when Trunks' fusion material, Kid Goku 2.0 became one.
But sure.
I still think the transformation is easier if a parent can go Super though.
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>>3212937
>Just an easy explanation
More like unneeded expanation, but yes we should definitely not bring up beibg Vados student. Trying to spar with them would be terrifying, we can barely float and accelerate as is. Maybe later since I doubt we won't see them come around once in a while. They are the top tier of this universe after all.
>>3212959
>And can we just pretend that Dragon Ball Midiclorians don't exist? Let's not murder what little mistique is left in the transformation.
Yes please, S-Cells are dumb.
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>>3212327
Cry more
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>>3212959
Thank God, no s-cell bullshit. No idea why there is always someone who brings that up. I thought it was agreed that we don't talk about that. Some things are better off forgotten.
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>>3212972
Hey man, sometimes you just gotta back tingle your S-Cells until you go Super Saiyan Rage.
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>>3212980
I know there is a pic somewhere with Caulifa with a giant switch on her back for ssj
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>>3212959
We have such a nice QM.
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I know the general stuff like telekinesis is what we'll have access to for now but I'm really hoping we develop psychic blasts and bullets. Not like ki blasts either, use our psychic powers to make blast them different in huge waves like danmaku from touhou, translates to bullet storms. Plus we can add different types of bullets like gravity balls from MOB or pyrokinetic bombs. Get so good at it and we can bullet spam to hell and cover the area around us in pure destruction with waves of beams and bullets, rather than trying to fight martial artists in melee.
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>>3212999
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>>3212999
An energy shield or explosive field will no sell our attempts at bulletspam.
Also this is Dragonball, when has projectile spam EVER worked?
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>>3213003
That's because plot armor is bullshit. And this is a game, not the show. Besides you kniw how costly explosion moves are? Especially if you kept doing it against a constant curtain of bullet hell?
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>>3213003
I mean it worked for Super Buu
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>>3213009
You know how costly wasting your energy on countless projectiles is?
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>>3213011
Buu was killing normal humans (Tien survives despite the incomparable power difference) and Buu has nigh limitless stamina, it's not really the same.
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As the Saiyans are busy bickering amongst themselves you run your fingers through your blonde hair smuggly while trying to desperately forget how shit scared you were just a moment ago from looking into what felt like a supernova.
But while trying to calm your nerves you're reminded of the silent fella leaning against a nearby tree.
Despite everything that's going on he didn't as much as budge from his little spot.

Feeling it'd be rude not to introduce yourself you walk over to the scary man and call him out.
"H-Hello!
I'm Eric..."
No answer.
"The silent type, huh-"

"Listen... I'm not the kinda person you'd want to associate with."

"Erm... why is that?"

"I'm a contract killer."

You visibly reel back. Instinctively your eyes are drawn to his pocketed hands and your imagination begins to run wild.
"I-Is that so? G-Guess desperate times call for desperate measures!"
The mysterious man opens his eyes and looks at you.
"N-Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

"Calm down.
I'm not going to hurt you.
...
I'm Hit by the way."

"Hit huh? No last name?"

"No..."

"W-Well it's nice to meet you Mr Hit.
I wanted to ask this from the Saiyans actually but what are you guys doing here?
This is Champas planet, isn't it?"

"I'm just waiting for something. I was promised a vehicle for participating in the tournament.
Once I have it I'll take my leave. I can't speak for them however.
Apparently they wish to remain here to... train."

"They too?"

"Too?"

"He-Heeeeeee..."
You laugh awkwardly.
"Forget I said that! Erm... How long have you been stuck here exactly?"

"A few hours."

"Then you all must be famished.
How does a meal sound? My treat."

"Aren't you just some servant of Champa?"

"Technically I am his chef.
Cooking is my job now I guess."

"Then I won't say no to your offer."

Suddenly the fight that's been going on behind your back stops as the magical F-word got dropped.
"FOOD? Who said something about food?!"
Caulifla asks.

"Me. If you're hungry then come with me."
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>>3213012
>>3213011
>>3213009
>>3213003
THIS is our end goal here people.
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>>3213019
>>3213012
All I'm saying is, let's not knock it till we try it.
>>3213021
We can both damn it! In fact being able to do multiple things at once is probably one of the biggest advabces psychic powers can net you now that I think about it....
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>>3213021
Hey no argument from me. One day we shall break a planet in half with our mind in order to use it's core as a stove.
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>>3213021
Your end goal maybe.
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>>3213028
Dropped my pic
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>>3213035
We can do your gif the same way Cell made his arena. Slicing the area up with telekinesis

https://youtu.be/V36yLInXxgM
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What hostility there was a moment ago disappeared immediately. Not that you're complaining.
Thanks to your tour you could recollect the location of the kitchen as well as the dining area.
After seating the aliens down you withdrew to the kitchen and got to work.

The only question was... what to make?
Looking around you only managed to find all manners of alien ingredients.
Meat from god knows what as well as a plethora of strange plants and spices.
As you're sniffing one little canister of some strange white powder you are approached by a figure.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh... Vados.
Nothing, I'm just familiarizing myself with my workstation.
And all this stuff."

"Shall I inform Lord Champa of this? I think he might get cranky if he hears you cooked for everyone but him."

Swallowing nervously you nodded.
"Yeah, of course!"
But as she's about to leave you stop her.
"Hey Vados..."

"Hmmm?"

Pick up to 2:
>Could you help a bit? (Social Link with Vados)
>What's wrong with the girls? (SL with Caulifla and Kale)
>Why are you working with an assassin?! (SL with Hit)
>What would Champa like? (SL with Champa)
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>>3213047
>>Could you help a bit? (Social Link with Vados)
>>What would Champa like? (SL with Champa)

Should probably focus on our boss and mentor first since we live here now.
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>>3213047
>What's wrong with the girls? (SL with Caulifla and Kale)
As much as I want to learn from Hit, let's be real here. I wanna bicker more.
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>>3213047
>Could you help a bit? (Social Link with Vados)
>Why are you working with an assassin?! (SL with Hit)
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>>3213047
>Could you help a bit? (Social Link with Vados)
>What would Champa like? (SL with Champa)
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>>3213047
>Could you help a bit? (Social Link with Vados)
And this, gotta become friends with our mentor.
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>>3213054
You can pick 2 choices
bouncy
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>>3213047
>Could you help a bit?
>What's wrong with the girls?
Champa doesn't know what the fuck he wants
Purple Man will just get us "he's the strongest mortal in our universe" and ToP knowledge, which we'll get from the Girls anyway, probably.
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>>3213062
Nah, it's the shadows from the arms.
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>>3213082
It might just be my eyes but I still see bouncy boobs
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>>3213082
>Looks at timestamp
Dude, Eric's supposed to be the psychic not you.
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>>3213047
>What would Champa like? (SL with Champa)
>Could you help a bit? (Social Link with Vados)

Social Links aside, knowing Saiyan appetites we're definitely going to need the extra pair of super fast hands.
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>>3213090
Wow NVM I'm just tired
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>>3213092
Kek
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And it looks like Champa beat the girls by 1. Meaning you get a tip on how to stay on his good side
Vados is an obvious one

>writing
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"Could you help me?
I could use a hand."

She pauses for a moment then cheerfully speaks up.
"Sure."

And after leaving to notify her master she returns to you, ready to help with the work.
For the most part you just ask her about what are certain ingredients and how to use them. The actual preparation you do together and it's much more relaxed than when you were training. Though she appears to be doing the same work much better than you she seems to enjoy this trivial little timewaster.

After figuring out how some of the stuff in the fridge tastes and what you could make out of them you asked this.
"Hey Vados. What does Champa actually like?
I mean it'd be great to know his preferences."

"Well... One thing he's fond of is sugar and just sweetness in general."

"I guess I'm making dessert as well..."

Grabbing the biggest pot you could find you start filling it with water and Vados curiously inquires about your intentions.
"What are you planning on making?"

"Something that's better the more you make of it.
Some savory stew."

"And the main course?"

"This IS the main course.
After it will come some light and sweet crepes with some whipped cream."

What you ended up with was a very hearty soup and enough dessert to feed a small army.
Or so you thought. For upon serving it you beheld a most horrific sight as the fat cat and the three vegetable people devoured your creation mercilessly like a swarm of locust. You stare in awe at the disgusting display as Vados chuckles.
"Oh my, it appears you made a gross miscalculation.
Shall we join them too? Before they eat everything?"

"Y-Yes..."
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>>3213122
So what you're telling us Not-Som is to always carry homemade chocolates on us incase Lord Champa gets into a bar mood. Sounds like a good idea
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>>3213127
That calls for a lot of chocolate anon. If we ever see U7, we should definitely talk to Bulma about those capsules.
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>>3213127
We should have a whole closet full of snacks, and another full of instant ramen, just so Champa has something to snack on whenever.
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After Vados, Hit and yourselves ate in moderation, mostly due to the astonishment caused by the other four you got to enjoy the sweet sound of praises being casually thrown around.

"Maaan that hit the spot!"
Caulifla patted her belly.
"I feel much better already! Come on Kale! Let's go and keep practicing!"

"Y-Yes sister!"

The two rush out like children returning to the playground after their meal and Champa begins stretching his arms.
"Maaan I'm such a genius!
Getting Earth back definitely was the smartest idea I've had in a while."

"But Lord Champa. Your idea was to take Universe 7s Earth for yourself.
It was your brother who wished this one back."

"Shhhhhhhh! Shut up Vados!
Anyway, nice job earthling! Keep up the good work and I may just reward you for your services!"

"We're already paying him a wage my lord."

"Come ooooon! Why you gotta ruin everything for me?!"

As the two deities begin exchanging verbal jabs... well mostly Vados keeps prodding Champa, Cabba actually claps his hands together and thanks you for the meal and Hit follows suit shortly afterwards.
"Thank you for this meal Eric!
It was really good!"

"No problem. It would've been a dick move on my part to not invite you guys."

"Say... I think with a talent like this you could do a lot of good in the SDF!"

Champa however hears this and he SNAPS.
"OY! You so much as touch my servant and I'm blowing your whole planet up you hear me?!
He's mine!"

As Cabba backs down however something catches your attention.
"SDF? What is that? Some sort of military?"

"Yes! The Sadala Defense Force!
It is the largest peace keeping force in the entire universe."

"And you'd have me work in their mess hall?"

"N-No of course not!
I mean that if you'd like to hone your skills you wouldn't find a better place!
We have many warriors from various races. Mostly saiyans though. Even if you're not interested in joining I could get you in our many training centers! So what do you say? Interested?"

>Sure why not?
>No thanks. But I'll take a gym pass
>I'm not into the whole military business, sorry.
>Other?
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>>3213162
U7 is like... A very far off thing.
Definitely not something I'd drop you guys in unless you have a damn CHANCE of surviving something like... frieza
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>>3213170
>I'm flattered but Vasos has already taken me on as a student when I'm not working. I guess I could come by and test myself out when I'm stronger though.
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>>3213170
>I'm flattered but Vasos has already taken me on as a student when I'm not working. I guess I could come by and test myself out when I'm stronger though.
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>>3213170
Actually you know what my comment >>3213177 is basically the same as
>No thanks. But I'll take a gym pass
So just count it as that
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>>3213170
>>Sure why not?
>>Other?
It can't interrupt my training with Vados and we'd have to make sure it wouldn't interfere with my cooking for Lord Champa.
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>>3213171
That's why I said "if" QM. I know damn well we'll get destroyed just by being STARED AT. Literally...
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>>3213170
>I'm flattered but Vasos has already taken me on as a student when I'm not working. I guess I could come by and test myself out when I'm stronger though. Plus if I left who would feed Lord Champa?
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>>3213179
Point
>>3213170
Switch>>3213178
To this please
>No thanks. But I'll take a gym pass
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>>3213183
Personally I'm not sure it's a good idea. What with having a job to worry about, training straight from the most powerful being in the universe anyway, and the fact we're basically have the same power level as a floating farmer with a telekinetic shotgun.
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>>3213170
>No thanks, but I'll take the gym pass. your SDF offered no peacekeeping or help to my planet when we annihilated each other so I don't see much of a reason to officially join right now.
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>>3213195
Best mental image ever.
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>>3213170
>>Sure why not?
We want to explore the Universe right? Sounds like a good way to do it on our free time.
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>>3213209
I agree with this but kinda want to focus on psychic training before we start exploring. I mean who else can say that they're a psychic trained by one of the most powerful beings in the universe?
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So it's a polite refusal and a gym pass

>writing
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>>3213214
No one said we have to go right now.
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>>3213219
Yeah but then you could just refuse politely now and then maybe bring it up in the future if we're interested. It's not like he wouldn't be any less interested in us if we got stronger (and better at cooking)
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"Sorry, no can do."

"Huh?"

"I'm flattered but Vados has already taken me on as a student when I'm not working. Can't exactly turn my back on her now. I guess I could come by and test myself out when I'm stronger though. So I'll take that gym pass or whatever."
Suddenly a deadly silence fills the room and the tension grows palpable. If someone were to drop a needle you'd surely be able to hear it.
"What?"

"VADOS! WHAT THE HELL?!"

"Ohohohohoho!
Guilty as charged I'm afraid."

"L-Lady Vados took you on as a student?!"
Cabba asks as he tries to pick up his jaw from the ground and even hit opens his eyes to look at you.

"JUST WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!
HE'S MY CHEF! DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT REPLACING ME WITH HIM!"

"I wouldn't dream of it my lord.
But after our performance in the Tournament of Power I figured we might need some more talented fighters."

Champa then slowly turns towards you.
"And this runt is it? Whatever made you consider him and his inferior race... I just don't see it."

"Well. I think that sounds like a challenge.
What do you say my dear pupil? Care to do some training in front of a live audience?"

>Sure.
>I'd prefer it to be private
>I'm still kinda sore so no
>Other?
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>>3213246
>>Sure.
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>>3213246
>Sure

We deny our sensei nothing.
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>>3213246
>>Sure.
Woops, just what you didn't want to happen.
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>>3213246
God damn it guys, this is why we should've shittalked the SDF.
(I mean they were being duped by Frost for a looong time).
Also
>Sure
Dice don't fail us now!
>inb4 1
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>>3213246
>Sure.
Time to show off. Behold! We have gone from baseline human to Farmer with a shotgun in one day of training. Which if you think of it is actually pretty good for a couple hours of training.
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>>3213246
>sure
>Fair warning, Vados is a good teacher but we've had like one session of training. So don't set your standarda too high
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>>3213255
Why though? You're response makes us sound like children. You want them to feed us and babysit us too?

It's probably better this way anyway. We don't have to tiptoe about it whenever it gets brought up.
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>>3213255
Nah, don't worry. We'll probably get another 18. Eric's dice seems to like that number.
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>>3213276
Too bad he won't get one 18

>writing
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>>3213271
1) we're from Earth, we know that our "peace"keepers at least are hot garbage
2) they don't intervene to prevent civilisations destroying each other (Earth) so what DO they do?
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>>3213285
Total Nuclear annihilation following the firing of one rocket is faster than you'd think.
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>>3213255
We literally no nothing in game about the SDF. Plus being rude to the only saiyan whose gone out of his way to be polite is a bit uncalled for. Plus I can't blame them for Earth destroying themselves

1) They handle invasions and stuff, earthlings destroyed themselves

2) Earth is confirmed space boonies in DB

3) Blaming aliens because we didn't know we existed while we fucked ourselves as a species is pretty childish and only proves we suck
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>>3213285
>they don't intervene to prevent civilizations destroying each other (Earth) so what DO they do?
Prevent hostile alien invasions on other worlds within civilized space, and intergalactic threats. You got aliens blowing your planet up? you call them

You blowing your own planet up because of stupidity and complex politics? eeeeeeehh, good luck with that.

Think of the power rangers. Monsters? fuck yeah Terrorists? that's the army's job
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>>3213285
I know ours are hot garbage. I'm more of a follower on Wilson's 14 points. But it's silly and pointless to blame them for what happened. Do you WANT to give them an excuse or motive to bring us under their "wing" so to speak.?
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>>3213294
>Think of the power rangers. Monsters? fuck yeah Terrorists? that's the army's job
Unless you're watching one of the sentai where the rangers are part of the army/police/whatever and their job is to stop terrorists.
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>>3213299
Well ok not the best comparision I admit, just assume I meant mighty morphing power rangers.

I guess you could say "Blaming the SDF for WW3 destroying the Human race is like blaming the United States for the Rwandan Genocide of the Tutsi by the Hutu"
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>>3213297
>bring Humanity into the universal community
Keikaku doori...
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>>3213307
Honestly, if real world politics and what Universe 6 Earth did to itself is any indication, it's that we're just not ready for that yet. Neither acting as a united front for a good representation of humanity, nor technologically. Give the Earth like another century to pull its shit together, we're at least slowly getting better.
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>>3213307
Screw that noise, let us form our own shit. That stuff always fails when you need it most.
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>>3213317
So what you're saying is we create the Chefs of Destruction!?
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>>3213283
Y u do dis? Don't tease me Not-Som
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>>3213333
Because cucking a married man who had a child with this gal would be such supreme dickishness that even the likes of Frieza would go "The fuck dude?"
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>>3213348
Yeah, I mean it IS dickish but...It's 18!
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"Sure... But just a heads up. You probably won't see much.
Vados is a good teacher but we had just one session."

"Ohohoho.
Depends on your definition of impressive!
Now let's go people. We have a show to attend!"

Going out with this small congregation of people following close by, you spot Caulifla and Kale doing what they were up to before with roughly the same amount of success. At least you can rest easy that at least not everyone will see your inevitable blunder.

Standing in front of your teacher and your audience you begin to question her.
"So... what now? Another little trick? Or more reps for a warmup?"

"No, I think you've been warmed up for the entire day already.
Now we'll work on what you've learned until you gain at least basic understanding of what you've already got.
I'd like you to try and touch me once. This will be your trial!"

She lets go of her staff and it starts floating next to her. Crossing her arms behind her back she makes it readily apparent that she won't be using her hands. And as you begin stretching your legs the others start conversing amongst themselves.

"Don't you think this is a bit... underwhelming?"
Cabba asks.

"Fool."
Champa responds.
"At his current developmental level the human is no better than an animal compared to Vados.
Come to think of it. You all are. But he is especially bad.
Even though his planet was resurrected I doubt they contributed in any way to our Mortal Level when Zeno ranked the universes. If he so much as got close to touching Vados that'd be a miracle in itself."

Hit just frowns at that as he observes you.

But with your stretching finished you start bouncing up and down as you raise your fists.
You don't know Vados enough to know this for sure, but you'd guess that this is more of a test of cunning like the last one.
Since by normal means you won't be able to get close to her.

What do you think would help?

>Speed
>Trickery
>Skill
>Other?
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>>3213348
>such supreme dickishness that even the likes of Frieza would go "The fuck dude?"
I mean I doubt Frieza would care but you're still right. Doesn't matter anyway, we've got an angel and fem saiyans to lewd if we want....might want to not do that for a while though, considering they could kill us with a blink...
>Trickery
Our skills basically equate to floating fast, and our speed is abysmal compared to her, like a snail to a cheetah. So we play it the human way, fight smarter not harder.
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>>3213354
>Let's go tricky. Our TK movement doesn't rely on our body movement so use feints!
Speed or skill is an obvious no go. So time to get clever.
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>>3213354
>Trickery
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>>3213354
Didn't link to the post>>3213357
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>>3213327
Sure, why not.
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>>3213354
>Trickery
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>>3213354
>>Trickery
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>>3213354
>Trickery

We have literally no chance with either of the other two, and probably next to no chance with this one as well.
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I mean, absolutely nothing we can do will hit her if she wants but lets go Trickery and hope she goes VERY easy on us.
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>>3213354
>>Other?
Lechery. Let's show her the power of humans and make Master Roshi proud.
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>>3213385
Noway
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>>3213385
That would be a fast way to game over, maybe when we're stronger and she's more ok with it though....
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Well gosh golly gee that's an obvious result

Prepare the dice people!
1d20 as usual.
And... let's say a DC of 11. Because you passed the last one.
Best of 4

>writing
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>>3213393
We'd be fine as long as it's funny. Vados is pretty chill.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3213397
Tag!
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3213397
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>>3213353
How about I do you 1 better?
Or more like 3 better
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3213397
18 come to me
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3213397
Please
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>>3213402
>18
Even the dice agree with me, it gave me the lewdest number.
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>>3213402
Look at this shit. It's a sign
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>>3213402
Guess this is a sign
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>>3213404
Scientist form is better
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>>3213404
Not feeling getting candy-beamed and eaten, QM.
>>3213402
THERE IT IS
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>>3213402
BAKANA
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>>3213402
18 really is our lucky number
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Rolled 1 (1d22)

Lets put it to the test.
Which Android is the best, Dice Gods?
22 is Cell
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>>3213413
>>3213415
I found dis. Dis is the reason why we need Dragon Balls
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>>3213404
Meh, I prefer the blue ass in front of us. When elsecwould this ever have a chance of happening?
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>>3213424
Seems you can't beat the classics
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The worst part about trying to waifu 18 is that Krillin can actually kill us
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>>3213438
I hope you guys aren't serious about the 18 thing.
Cucking Krillin might possibly also piss off 17, not that 18 would even entertain the thought of it anyway.
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>>3213438
Counter Point we are psychic.
Keep in mind I'm mostly joking.
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>>3213443
I'm pretty sure it's just harmless waifu talk. Anons love 18, and the fact she's never been successfully waifu'd in recent memory on /qst/ only pushes 18fags even more. We probably won't meet in a long time, if ever, so it's not really an issue whether it's serious or not.
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>>3213438
>Trying to go for 18
>When we have Vados and Monkeypuss here and cyкa блять back home.
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>>3213444
Dropped my pic
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>>3213444
>mostly joking
>mostly
Woah fuck
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Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>3213424
Ok Dice Gods, lets try again
1 = 16
2 = 17
3 = 18
4 = 19
5 = 20
6 = 21
7 = Cell
8 = 8
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>>3213461
Holy shit.
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>>3213461
Look at that shit
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>>3213461
>not inlcuding androids 8 to 15
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>>3213461
There is some serious meme magic at work here and I'm starting to feel afraid
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>>3213471
I included 8.
13, 14 and 15 are ridiculous
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So are we allowed to pick a second type of power once we are good enough with psychic?
I want magic eventually so we can make our own majin
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>>3213459
Mostly because I would only go after her if a series of unfortunate events happened to krillin. Totally down for Caulifa or her fusion. not the beta kale though.
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>>3213487
If you mean the race and not the seal i'm pretty sure that's not possible as Buu was a creation from absolute shit tons of primordial dark magic. And i dunno about you but fucking with primordial dark magic doesn't seem that safe. Alternatively, the time patrol is a thing.
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>>3213473
This is a sign. Clearly we should honor our luck number by forming a new technique. Etheral bodies technique:

Ethereal Body[1] is a psychic technique developed by Muraki. The user can freely control the out of body experience to create tangible clones made out of the manifestation of psychic energy.[1] Many clones can be generated and they all appear capable of independent action and speech.
When Hanazawa used this technique, he stated that the clone was weaker than the original.[2]

Have our upper limit of spirit clones we can make be 18.

>>3213487
Why would you want to make a demon monster made of literal evil?
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The dice gods are mocking us.
Also, go for 21, we are a good chef and she's well...a majin android, we have a real chance there.
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>>3213496
It's not even that.
Buu has been retconned to just... exist. Nobody knows what he really is

He's more Eldritch horror than anything else
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>>3213487
All Majin come from Buu.
Buu is a naturally occuring cosmic phenomenon, basically.
More Majin are created when Buu tears off some of his flesh, turns it into a waifu and continually uses sex beam on it.
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>>3213498
Multiform technique exists.
And it cuts your power in half with each clone
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>>3213502
Then I highly doubt at that point fucking with that kind of stuff would even begin with magic or even be worth it at that point.
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>>3213487
We're not stuck to one thing but I should warn you magic is really more old school magic in setting. In that it's generally shown to be rituals and knowledge and QM straight up describes in quest as breaking the rules of reality. So you know, don't expect the divine gods to teach you anything all that amazing in the long run, or be all that good in combat with magic.
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But it could be useful for cooking
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>>3213510
Well, unless you're Cell.
I think Cell might've just used his reserve power to buff his clones though.
Either that or Perfect Multi-Form does exist, he could've used that vs Gohan if that were the case though.
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>>3213431
Thank you
>>3213427
Not bad. Still don't want to take away Krillins wife though.
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>>3213510
I was kind of hoping we'd subvert that with a superior psychic version but I guess the line is too blurred with the weirder techniques to expect it.
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Was there a U6 equivalent of buu even shown in the ToP at all? I remember that bear guy somewhat reminding me of him but other than that nothing comes to mind.
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>>3213500
What about a machine mutant tuffle waifu? At least two exist in U6 and U2 has tuffles as well.
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You swipe your leg over the ground and kick up a little dirt as you assume the position Vados taught you.
Letting out a smug smile before closing your eyes and mustering up your focus you speak up.
"Let's do this!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHankFNxrWI

You spring forth, kicking yourself off the ground and with a push from behind accelerate yourself towards Vados.
Sliding over the ground like a puck on an air hockey table you accelerate to a reasonable speed before winding up a punch to throw at your instructor. Naturally she reacts with superhuman speed and begins to effortlessly dodge you before you even get a chance to actually throw a punch but too late for you to stop.

But fully expecting this you do something what most sensible people would describe as "Batshit insane".
Letting out a smirk you focus fully around your body and grip it tight with your psychic powers. With just a bit more force applied to the upper half of your body you quickly begin spinning around like a pinwheel, causing your already extended leg to come up ready for the attack.

Your little maneuver does manage to catch the attention of Vados who quickly begins to backpedal.
She flies back several paces before stopping and adjusting the one or two stray strands of hair that were now in her field of view.

"I assume hair is not fair game."
You ask her jokingly.

"Sadly not. Since I have no control over it.
But a good attempt none the less!"

Meanwhile the spectators are just watching in dumb confusion.
"I... I don't understand! I can barely sense his power! How's he moving like that?"
Cabba observes.

"What did you do Vados?"
Champa grumbles.

Hit then also speaks up suddenly.
"Vados. What would an SDF scouter say about the average earthlings powerlevel?"

"Five!"
She answers the assassin cheerfully.

"And with just one training session he can use psychic powers to this extent?"
Hit asks and then... smiles.
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>>3213500
How would we ever figure out 21 even exists in the first place if the QM ever decides to add that plotline?
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>>3213525
Possible it's still sleeping if it exists.
Scarier thought is that it might be Blue Tier if U7s supreme kais sealed their Buu's Magic like they sealed the new Goatman Villains power.
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>>3213506
>Buu is a naturally occuring cosmic phenomenon
Wat?
I thought Bibidi created Buu? Unless you're using the mmo explanation so people can chose it as a character class.
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>>3213540
shin was wrong about that explanation, actually.
What really happened was Buu was created from an amalgamation of primordial dark magic created at the birth of the universe
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>>3213544
>inb4 U6 equivelant Buu was created from build up of Primordial Light Magic
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>>3213540
Bibidi simply happened to find and awaken Buu.
Which he quickly regretted because he couldn't control the magical genie.

And yes, Buu is magic. Like hardcore magic.
He is a reality warper and his Ki is described as "unusual" so everybody underestimates how strong he really is.

Keep in mind, the weakest form, Fat Buu survived a pissed off Beerus after insulting him!
While a Super Saiyan 3 got bodied by a playful karate chop
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>>3213544
Huh, the more you know. Also
>Hit asks and then... smiles.
Senpai noticed us!
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>>3213540
I think the original explanation is that Bibidi found some of the primordial pure Evil goo and shaped it into a powerful sentient minion form. Though seems like he was just persuasive, he couldn't actually control Buu.
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>>3213554
That would be a nice twist, but how would you even wake up such a thing if you knew where it was?
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>>3213559
Yeah. That got retconned so he always existed.
And not even the Kais know what the fuck he is
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>>3213566
speaking of the kais, It sucks that south kai is forced to stay in buu to keep innocent buu a thing lest he reverts back into his original kid buu form. Unless him fissioning his evil self out way back in buu saga cancels that out
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>>3213569
You mean Grand Supreme Kai.
Man, Shin is a dick for not asking to use the Super DBs to ressurect his fellow Kais
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>>3213573
Or King Kai. Dude still has his halo in the Broly Movie
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>>3213573
Blame beerus for shoving his only superior in a sword for millions of years so he had no real idea of what to do despite his smug manner
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You continue to push forwards, trying to gain ground on Vados who keeps continuously evading each and every strike with the greatest of ease, no matter how erratic and random your movements get as you toss your body around like a ragdoll trying to catch her off guard. It gets so bad that you are starting to get whiplash from the sudden direction changes.
This increasing pressure forces you to reinforce your body further, your focus becoming sharper, the psychic barrier around your body slowly becoming visible through a dim purple glow.

But no matter how much you push yourself you don't appear to be getting closer to your goal. Not that it matters.
Because you're starting to enjoy yourself!

However... one careless move is all it took for your concentration to fail.
You came just a bit too close to the ground and your foot touched it. Normally that wouldn't be such a problem but at such a high velocity it certainly was painful as your leg slammed against the dirt.

Quickly you start tumbling towards the very edge of Champas planet and proceed to roll off of it at high speed.
Vados sees this unfold and quickly gets concerned.
"Oh no!"
She rushes over to you and catches you before you could fall into the infinite cosmos.
Lifting you up she begins questioning you.
"I've seen what happened! Are you hurt?"

Smiling smuggly you touch her hand.
"Got you!"

"W-Wha?!"

"Hehe! Keikaku doori!"
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>>3213578
It's easy to forget you died when literally nothing else changes besides having a floating halo on your head. Besides to be fair he has asked goku multiple times to ressurect him and the man keeps fucking it up somehow.
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>>3213585
But that's it! He didn't!
He says he still has beef with Goku because he fucking killed him!
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>>3213582
>Smiling smuggly you touch her hand.
>"Got you!"
>"W-Wha?!"
>"Hehe! Keikaku doori!"
Space monkeys fight harder with every failure, space apes fight smarter with every drawback.
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>>3213590
He tried in Super, and it's implied he's asked a bunch of times before, unfortunatrlt it's a gag now so it'll never happen. Just like Yamcha being important ever again, the poor fucker.
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>>3213582
Since when were we a full blown weeb?
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>>3213601
Tien's got it worse at this rate. The baseball episode was at least really fun whilst both of his appearances, were laughable.
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>>3213601
The dude has a baseball career and unlike Goku he doesn't live on welfare.
If he got himself a girl I'd say he's better off not being part of the adventures Goku goes on.

Krillin only managed to embarrass himself last time
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>>3213610
Goku shouldn't have to though. He could easily fight in tournaments if not on Earth than on other worlds to make money.
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"You see that Champa?"
Hit asks.
"That is why Vados picked him up.
He may not have much. But he has potential."

"Hmph... well he technically cheated!"

As they grumble with each other you are brought over by Vados who then helps you sit down.
She takes a quick look at your leg and begins to humm.
"It's not bad. Definitely shouldn't put too much strain on it."
With a wave of her wand she encases it in a plaster like material and conjures a pair of crutches for you.
"There. These should help you while it heals. With a bit of medication I'd say you'll be good as new in a few days!
Until then you'll have to take it easy."

"I'll try. But I still got a job to do."

"Well good thing then that it's your leg that's broken and not your arms!"
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>>3213629
Well, it’s a good opportunity to train our hovering at least.
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And that's as far as I can go for now.
I've archived the thread so it shan't be lost in time.
I hope y'all enjoyed this little session.
As last time, if you have any questions, concerns, critique or whatever feel free to hit me up. I'll try to answer them all come tomorrow.

And to finish things up...

"Will the girls manage to go Super Saiyan? Will Erics leg heal? What adventures await him? Will he get into the pants of anyone? Tune in next week to find out in the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball: Human Quest Super!"
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Guys I think our trick might have slightly upset Vados.
She should just be able to heal us if she wanted.
Maybe she's just teaching us a lesson about risky combat manoeuvres. Won't always have a healer or Senzu Beans on hand.
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>>3213672
Unless we learn healing powers ourself, anyways.
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>>3213677
That's a way off.
Either matter manipulation on ourselves to fix our wound or time manipulation to rewind the damage are gonna be a pain to get.
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>>3213687
Is it that far off? Namekians can do it easy after all. Hell Goku and the gang can do it to an extant, although mostly just stamina and energy. Seems like healing powers are just that, an extention of life energy just like ki blasts and psychic powers. Like I said beford the lines are really blurry when it comes to the weird powers.
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>>3213687
Honestly, I want to put the effort into learning it just so we can see the reactions of our opponents when, after a hard fought battle that leaves both us and our enemy covered in brutal injuries and totally exhausted and we’re about to have a finishing clash, we just heal all of our injuries.
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>>3213647
>"Will the girls manage to go Super Saiyan?
Not if they're dumb enough to keep forcing it without rest. Which they will because they are that dumb.
>Will Erics leg heal?
Good chance it heals even faster than normal with our energy awakened
>What adventures await him?
I don't know but I'll look forward to them
>Will he get into the pants of anyone?
Here's hoping, fucking aliens is the dream of all of humanity. Blue women screwing the MC is a beloved SCI-FI trope after all!
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>>3213647
Thanks for running Not-Som. Glad you're taking it slow and not rushing character development. Also liked the way you handled the situation TK Movement.

>>3213672
Naw, this is just training. Now we need to float everywhere til we heal. Plus it's just a sprain, we'll get over it.
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>>3213705
Namekians like Dende are mostly magic users, not Ki Users, Piccolo can't use healing magic but has the namekian ability to regenerate missing limbs.
Goku might be able to somewhat heal things by sharing his ki but he can't heal major damage or himself (except that SSG asspull that one time)
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>>3213647
As for whether or not we get into anyone's pants, I'll leave this pic here.
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>>3213723
Odds are it takes a lot of energy to heal like that though. If we were that injured by that point we'd probably be too low on energy to heal that much.
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>>3213740
Piccolo used healing magic on himself in Garlic Jr Saga I think, though that's a filler arc.
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>>3213735
>liked the way you handled the situation TK Movement.
The movement was cool. I'm trying to remember what it made me think of though. I think M Bison a bit and that one TT quest with the MC Kid Crimson. That and MOB, but this entire quest makes me think that. Hard not to when it just does Psychic powers so compatible for the DB setting.
>>3213740
Do they ever specify that as magic? I don't remember them ever specifying it's magic in the show
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>>3213647
Do you think we might be able to get into Psyren style unique psychic shit?
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>>3213770
It is but both Toriyama and Toei are so hilariously bad at not constanrly contradicting details in the show that it could be either way.
>>3213777
Oh shit, good thinking. Psyren is another good show to take notes from, though odds are it's gonna take a while to get good enough to emulate the abilities from that. Plus a bit mire KI training would probably be required too.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

Oh yeah, Cabba also was surprised with our movements in relation to our power level. Which means psychic ability probably isn't directly connected to PL. Excellent!
Rolling for Berserker's Rage
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3213797
We need more rage than that anon!
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3213777
Well Haxman Hit himself is interested in us, we might get a bullshit ability yet.
>>3213797
Yeah we can actually cheat and truly hide our power level. Super useful actually, especially if we learn Ki as well.
Rolling for 18
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>>3213812
Looks like you killed the meme anon.
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>>3213770
Since when does piccolo have healing magic? If he had that all along what was the whole point of namekian regeneration even being a thing?
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>>3213837
He's got natural enhanced regeneration, and some healing capability. It's not like one makes the other redundent. Plus you can't use healing to restore limbs, that's all namekian regen.
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>>3213837
>>3213856
Are we sure we're not confusing Piccolo with Dende?
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>>3213837
No no, he's thinking of the wrong clan. Piccolo was of the dragon clan. Obviously I'm BSing but I think it was something like that. Gonna bet that straight healings gonna be magic. If we want healing we are more likely to do self time reversal than real healing. Just hope that actual time stop is very distant.
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>>3213856
>Plus you can't use healing to restore limbs

Didn't Dende heal a big ass hole in Vegeta's chest? It's obviously not the exact same thing, but that does show that fairly large scale physical regeneration can be done with magic.
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>>3213865
Dende was also of the dragon clan which allowed him to make the new dragon balls and he healed Vegeta if i'm remembering correctly
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>>3213888
Nah, I think magic is mostly fix what you got than make new things. Think about Yamcha and his senzu bean.
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>>3213837
He uses it once in a filler arc, according to the wiki and Daizenshuu 7, it's called Wound Healing. He also has that thing he did to Goku in super, but no idea if that was actual healing or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Dt-lbN0Nw
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>>3213858
Nope
>>3213888
I think it goes by fantasy healing rules. Big holes and main body damage are fair game, but entirely new limbs are a bit too much. I don't get why that is now that you bring it up, it just usually works that way in fiction.
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>>3213945
Goku did the same thing with a bird in the Cooler movie I think
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>>3213955
That's also non canon but we're talking about son "heal the enemy and send your son to fight it" goku so it's not too out of the realm of possibility he never uses it because he likes to keep things "fair"
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>>3213647
Oh right, when do you think you can run again?
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This is an actual still from Dragonball Heroes.
We've got Kefla vs Cyborg Merged Xeno Zamasu.
I'm glad we won't probably be following anything about Super DBH because fuck squaring off against Commander Asspull himself.
"Actually I get stronger when I'm punched"
"Actually I'm immortal"
"Actually I can turn super saiyan pink"
"Hey check out this cool scythe I just got for no reason. It cuts a hole in the plot"
"I'm half purple now, and apparently stronger"
"Now I'm the universe!"
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>>3214276
Stopped at "Kefla vs Cyborg Merged Xeno Zamasu". No. Just. No.
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>>3214385
I'll take El Hermano, the Shaggy memes, and GT over this anyday.
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>>3214385
Xeno just means that he's different from regular Zamasu, Xeno Goku also exists.
It's dumb bullshit but also sort of hilarious.
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>>3214276
Yeah time stuff is fucky and fancfitiony as all hell. But holy shit I just saw the new broly and dear lord that was awesome. I loved every second of it.

This is coming from a guy that hated the old broly movies. The fights from the first one was cool but the whole concept and his characterisation was so damn retarded.
>"Hurr durr I'm super saiyan but legendary dur dur dur totally different ya guys cause it's green and he's mentally retarded"

Fuck that old ass shit. You can give Toriyama a lot of crap for stuff over the years but his version of Broly and the saiyan race's background was so much better then Toei's old crap. Spiilers from here because I just saw it and I'm gushing.

He was insanely strong but it was relatively believable when you compared how easy the U6 and gohan and trunks learned new SS transformations. Plus living a super deadly death world while being mercilessly trained by a saiyan elite (paragaus is 4000 and could talk to the king so I'm assuming so) add that to being born with tons of potential and it makes sense how he's so strong.

the best part to me was how Broly doesn't just come in from the beginning destroying everyone from the get go with a big power level. He's strong but he's the one getting bodied from the beginning and HE'S the one growing and adapting as he fights, NOT goku and vegeta. It felt less like Broly was the big bad and mire like you were watching him deal with a tough boss fight himself. Even how he figures out SS is more believable if rushed a little. I'm relieved that they didn't start spouting it was some special SS it was just that plus his repressed Oozaru rage which to me makes so much more sense than "well it's legendary".


Over all I loved the movie, it was great. Ironically enough the new movie actually made a strong case for energy spam being an effective, viable fighting method. That and a suprising amount of telekinetic holds were used, and by Goku and Vegeta no less. It's good reference to using them in the quest.
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>>3214424
Loved the movie too but there are some flaws, mainly in the backstory on planet Vegeta and that green alien chick. She looks cute but God damn was she preachy.
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>>3214424
Reminder that Broly:
- Was slightly younger than Vegeta as babies
- Is now several years younger than Vegeta (and maybe goku) due to their abuse of the hyperbolic time chamber, a resource he didn't have available
- Had no magical powerups of any kind, only the perfectly normal amount of gains he could make on a single planet with only himself and his father as the sole intelligent inhabitants
- Was never even able to train properly due to Paragus being a low-powerlevel manlet
- Still kicked everyone's ass so hard they had to pull out a fused super saiyan blue just to turn the tides, and would have easily won if they hadn't
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>>3214422
>>3214392
A limited bit of xenoverse stuff is fine, let's just hope it doesn't get too ridiculous
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>>3214424
>"call me Kakarot!"
Goku no.
It was pretty good, the CGI was still VERY noticeable, the screeching announcer wasn't needed and good lord they made Minus even more confusing.
Then Freeza got pounded by Broly for an entire in-universe hour which really shows how durable he actually is. All in all It's good, I'd rate it better than RoF and slightly worse than BoG.
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>>3214440
Well sure, up until KA KA KA KACHI DAZE happens and Broly tastes the UI beatdown.
They didn't even bother with Evolution or Kaioken. Gogeta actually took it easy on Broly considering that he stuck to Blue.
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>>3214451
The adult voices for the kids gave me a wtf moment, also the way that Vegeta and Raditz didn't seem to give a fuck about losing their race and planet.
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>>3214458
Bold of you to imply that toriyama would remember about kaioken blue
He's one of the most forgetful mangaka in the world, after all
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>>3214438
Oh totally, it was far from perfect for sure. Plus am I the only that thinks it's a little weird that compared to older movies the saiyans are a lot less buff? They're very....streamlined? The green girl was preachy too, Paragaus is definitely an asshole no joke, but that planet they lived on was a hellhole. It was kind of understandable why he trained Broly the way he did, it was a matter of survival.
>>3214440
Like I said, not perfect and those are valid points but like I said before compared to the U6 and young saiyans it's not nearly as insane an asspull as old broly and at least he got smacked around as much as everyone elemse. I'll take what I can get in that regard.

On anither note, you guys notice at the end where Goku's implied mentorship/friendship to Broly is parallel to Caulifa's relationship to Kale? That was a cool bit at the end.
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>>3214458
It was strange how they dragged out the transformations for the ones we already saw previously but the new ones they transformed mid-battle. It looked nice though.
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>>3214466
I liked the stare down at the end. Makes me anticipate their next meeting.
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>>3214466
Honestly I'm a little pissed about green girl stealing the electro device.
>"Oh shit Broly's going berserk, luckily I as his father who has spent decades with him have a counter measure!"
>It's missing
>"we're all going to fucking die!"
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Putting Gogeta in the movie felt hamfisted, after the first failed fusion Goku could've just locked on to Supreme Kai's world, grabbed the potara and jumped back.
They FUCKED AROUND FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR, BUU KILLED EVERYONE ON THE LOOKOUT IN FUCKING SECONDS.
Idk why they even added the failed fusions at all.
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>>3214465
Technically SSB/kaioken mix is a toei thing, the drafts Toriyama writes never had that bit. The mangaka and show makers just do their own interpretations off that draft. So on one hand he probably didn't remember it, on the ither hand he never thought of doing it to begin with so it's a bit unfair to put that on him.
>>3214451
I was ready to be disappointed by the cgi after all that cool fighting in 2D but it ended up still looking really good. Not perfect, a little jerky, but I enjoyed nonetheless.
>>3214471
They always do that though, why bring out the big guns when the new guy got stomped with just SSR....until he turned the tables but still. For me it both shows they weren't pushed to their complete maximun but that Broly has a ton of fast paced potenrial growth. Sets up a great rivalry for later stuff.
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>>3214480
Loved how she just assumed that Broly hates fighting. I guess she'll find out later on what he's really like.
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>>3214486
The Buu killed everyone in seconds was me referring to the damage Broly could've done, I mean, Whis might've had it under control I suppose.
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>>3214488
I meant that they dragged out the transformation itself but the new ones it was near instantaneous.
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>>3214486
Mostly for the humorous callback I guess? Plus the bigger discrepancy is why Goku didn't just lock on to Korin, Yajarobi, Dende, or Popo and IT to grab senzu beans.
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>>3214491
He also prevented Broly from murdering that one guy which would have ended up sparking off a bar fight with lots of corpses by the end.
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>>3214496
Lets just say for the plots sake they were out. Again.
Honestly you'd think that they'd keep like, 2 for each Z-fighter in reserve instead of like 7 max.
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>>3214498
If the becomes part of a season like F I hope they flesh the story and characters out more.
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>>3214501
I bet you they do keep a few on hand and Goku and Vegeta just end up wasting it from overtraining and to keep them fed. People always forget on top of healing wounds and stamina it also keeps you full and wrll nutritioned for over a week. Seems like a thing Goku would do.
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>>3214503
Oh I fucking hope it doesn't get an anime arc.
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>>3214514
Then fucking hide them, get Bulma to seal like 40 in a capsule she keeps on her at all times or something.
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>>3214517
I skipped that arc since I saw the movie. Was it really that bad?
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I just realized that since this movie is set only a few days after the tournament between all the universes, the entire thing is going on or about to happen the same time as the stuff we did in quest. That's a little scary to think about, we've barely scratched the power level of a psychic farmer and a fight between a bunch of god like warriors is going on at the same time. We gotta git gud guys
>>3214517
Oh god I hope not, they ruined that arc with such a slow pace and uneeded additions to the story. The movie Resurrection F was great, the show arc was boring as fuck.
>>3214532
....just skip it, they ruined it
>>3214521
Well them that
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>>3214532
Anon it was dreadful.
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>>3214539
Man, after coming back from seeing all those cool energy attacks from the movie this looks downright repugnant in comparison.
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>>3214539
... I take back everything. Please don't let it become a season.
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>>3214458
Doesn’t using a transformation during fusion require that both entities that make up the fusion be able to use it? Vegeta doesn’t know Kaioken and Goku doesn’t know Beyond Blue (I think? I’ve not been keeping up with the anime very well), so I don’t think Gogeta would’ve been able to do either.
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>>3214562
Tell that to Gotenks.
Or Kefla.
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>>3214562
I don't think that's true. Wasn't the only two requirements similar height and keeping your energy at similar powerlevels? Other than that you should be good. Besides Kaoken is a technique anyway, not a transformation, so it should be usable whether you're right or not.
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>>3214565
Don’t know about Kefla, but I was under the impression that SSJ3 Gotenks was the result of the two of them fusing, and then training, thus reaching a form combined that they couldn’t separated.

>>3214593
Those were the requirements to fuse, but I’d assumed that both parts of a fusion needed to know transformations and the like, for them to be able to use them. I’d also assumed that techniques functioned along the same lines, though I suppose stuff like the Kamikaze Ghost Attack and that chromatic ball thing Gogeta does proves that fusions can use techniques the two halves can’t.
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>>3214738
>>3214738
Gotenks literally goes Super Saiyan 3 because they asked Goku to show off the transformation, then they did it with ease when the time came.
Fusions know all the techniques the fusees know, combination attacks (Final Kamehameha for example) and also brand new attacks.
Fusion is fucking overpowered and a serious Vegito/Gogeta can realistically wreck everyone short of an angel at this point.
Also you only need to match power levels for the dance, the Potara have no such restriction.
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>>3213455
>we have Vados and Monkeypuss here and cyкa блять back home
That awkward moment when cyкa блять is U6's android 18. That awkward moment when we're its android 17.
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>>3215060
And pretty much any other alien puss that's in the universe. Except namekian. Because their mum gai
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>>3215060
Neither of us are named after rocks/gems though
(Their original names are Lapis/Lazuli)
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>>3215062
If U6's Saiyans are all noblebright warriors, are the women that aren't Caulifla and Kale mostly just Gine?

>>3215064
We also aren't named after foods, school supplies, or underwear so I assume that just means that's not how names work on U6 Earth.
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>>3215062
How's it hanging Not-Som?
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>>3215070
Well, sure. What are you trying to say anyway? We obviously aren't U7 Earths perfect counterpart because everyone died for a long ass time.
As for U6 saiyan women, I'd say that's probably more likely.
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>>3215071
Kinda tired.
Even with how relaxed I am during the session it still drained me. So no actual story today.
Now I'm just here to shitpost.

But if there are any requests I won't say no to them
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>>3215084
How about some hints of upcoming plot?
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>>3215085
I mean... I don't want to shoot my load too early so I won't reveal the first thing that comes to my mind but I think I can give a hint about a future saga
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It'd be pretty crazy if we ended up with our own majin buu we befriend with snacks like Hercule did.
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>>3215098
But the Big Gete Star enabled me to cheat death! HOW CAN THIS BE?!
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>>3215098
You see that new Broly movie?
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>>3215102
I saw it when it came out.
Shit was dope. Easily my favorite DB movie. Slightly better than BoG

>>3215100
No. I'm not that predictable
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>>3215107
Same, I especially, unironically loved the energy spam. Looked cool as hell. How you feel about the fact the movie is basically set at about the same time as the events in the quest?

>No. I'm not that predictable
Hey QM as long as there's no Dragon ball Evolution arc I'm all for whatever.
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So, opinions on the upcoming Dragonball RPG?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1naUlvkATS4&app=desktop
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>>3215117
I'm gonna say hesitantly optimistic. On ome hand DB game are generally really good, and that includes the RPGs, so I'm not really worried. That and the graphics look good. On the other hand there wasn't really any gameplay shown and I would prefer to see how it actually looks outside cutscenes and walking through clips of maps first.
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>>3215113
It was actually watching the movie that finally pushed me over the edge and made me run the quest.

And I think it's quite fun. If we reach the point where we go to U7 I'd love to do at least something with Broly and his two friends

>>3215117
I follow the rule of: No gameplay, No hype.
But I'm cautiously optimistic based on the recent Dragon Ball games
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>>3215084
I request you run the quest today
You can't say no
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>>3215113
Energy Spam was Gogeta being a flashy bastard I think. He was just that much stronger at points in the fight that ki spam was effective.
Stardust Breaker was cool but didn't really do anything because it's an Anti-Evil attack.
Hell it wouldn't really do anything to any Super villain bar Freeza (Zamasu actually has a pure heart and honestly believes that his actions are right, he's just majorly misguided, I think Fusions even made him immune to Devilmite Beam).
Notice that when he got serious he stuck with a single Kamehameha.
I mean, the only people with an attack that could and should be spammed are like, Freeza and Krillin
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Can we all agree that we are going to try and become a psychic super viking like pic related.
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>>3215359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDLmrEck6kA

This will answer it.
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>>3215132
I feel like that's just you making assumptions though, plus it wasn't just gogeta, everyone was energy spamming.
>>3215370
I'm not sure if I want to click that...
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>>3215475
As far as techniques go it just looks flashy for the cameras. Why waste 90 percent of your energy on attacks that will all miss?
That gave me an idea though... energy spam homing attacks, not deadly like Death Saucer though, the damage comes from being hit multiple times. Basically the idea is that the enemy won't get a chance to stop and get their bearings or power up.
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>>3215510
Imagine combing that with the clones we could constantly camp with little to no risk to ourselves.
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>>3215475
It's from a Bugs Bunny episode.
You pussy.
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So, just thought about something. When we go to Earth we definitely need to call our parents and tell them that Grandad right when he's told us that one day we would become a psychic chef for a purple cat in space.
World building.
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>>3215740
And totally not dementia.
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>>3215742
Anon I think YOU might have dementia.
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>>3215533
My pussy is none of you concern, it's not it's fault it can't see!
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>>3215818
Reminded me of the monkey scene in Bruce Almighty.
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I know it's not related to this quest other than being another dragonball quest, but does anyone know what happened to CoopyQM? Wasn't he supposed to run today? His twitter's gone
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>>3216298
Which quest was that?
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>>3216298
Then he's Probably gone, anon.
But hey, maybe he'll return one day.
Unlikely though.
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>>3216305
Namekian Quest iirc.
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>>3216311
If it only has 1 thread then it's probably gone anon. When a quest reaches past 3 threads is usually when it's safe. Usually.

Damn it Guide! Finish Sekirei Quest!
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>insert "is that you SOM?" comment
Now that that's out of the way, I'm liking this quest so far, keep it up Not-Som
>>3216298
Oh shit, Coopys gone? That's a bummer. Dude had a lot of shit going on irl so it doesn't surprise me that he decided to disappear.
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>>3217062
Dude had some cool ideas. Lotta potential. Hope he comes back!
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I hope Not-Som runs today.
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>>3217149
Eh... not today but I could make some time for it tomorrow
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>>3217168
Damn, here's hoping for tomorrow then
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Days passed by since you managed to sprained your leg. The plaster that Vados cast on your leg turned out to be made out of some sort of very durable material which actually inhibits your psychic powers. Her reasoning being: "You shouldn't use your powers, least you hurt yourself even more"
But screw that!

You've been given super powers! Hell would sooner freeze over than you'd ever give this up. So while it's incredibly hard to do so with some extra effort you are still capable of gliding over every surface like it was ice. However this little restriction meant that you couldn't train and so you used your new free time to go around and do the necessary shopping you wanted to do since the beginning.

Back on Earth you quickly went through a mall and purchased both the necessary equipment, ingredients and cooking books which would allow you to expand your skills. As a safety precaution you also purchased as many sweets as possible. Chocolate bars of the highest quality, candies of all kind and more buckets of ice cream than you can count.
Vados was particularly amazed by how many things you can buy in a singular location.
Though it doesn't look like she shares her gods enthusiasm for food. A shame.

Upon returning to the planet of Champa you wanted to go organize things but found someone standing in your way.
"Eric!"
Cabba calls out to you.
"My ship arrived and duty calls."

"Well I wish you luck. But... why tell me?"

"My orders are to patrol the galaxy for a bit.
I thought... since you're new and all that I could show you around a bit!
How about it? It's just a routine little patrol so I doubt anything serious might come up.
Besides, I imagine you're quite bored since you can't really train anymore."

>Why not?
>I'd rather not.
>Other?
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>>3219727
Running at four in the morning? Jesus, notsom.
>Only if I get to fly the spaceship for a bit.
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>>3219731
Time zone differences and all that.
Besides, I have time. I'll just wait until the votes trickle in and take it easy
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>>3219727
>Why not?
Morning Not-Som
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>>3219750
Wait make sure to add snarky. Just woke up and can't come up with anything yet.
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>>3219727
>Why not?
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>>3219727
>Why not?
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>>3219727
>Why not?
Make sure perishables have been put away first.
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Adventure time

>writing
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>>3219727
>Sure, but make let's it quick. Vados probably wants me resting and a patrol of the galaxy seems like the opposite of that.
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>>3219734
>Time zone differences and all that.
I'm guessing you're from the UK or something.
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>>3219776
Close. EU
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You let out a smirk as you respond.
"Only if I get to drive the spaceship!"

"Hahaha!
I'm sure we can work something out."

Jumping on the opportunity you rush through the rest of your work and make sure the perishable foodstuff are put away.
After finishing your job you got on the spaceship and Cabba wastes no time with the liftoff. Leaving the small planetoids orbit is rather smooth and you barely even feel like you're moving at all.

"A-Amazing!"

Once free of the gravitational pull of the area and in free space Cabba stands up from the pilots chair and starts patting it.
"Come on! Feel free!"

With barely contained childlike glee you sit down and follow Cabbas instructions.
Grabbing both sticks you begin actually flying it.
"Captains log: Holy shit! I'm in a spaceship!"

"Usually we just use the autopilot.
Steering for long distances can get pretty boring.
But I admit, it can be fun once in a while..."
Cabba then pauses.
"H-Hey... do you have a minute?"

"You can say whatever you want as long as I keep flying."

"Erm... You said that you want to explore the universe right?"

"Eventually. Once I'm confident I won't just die out there."

"Then I'd like to give you an advice."
For a moment you turn away from the screen and look at the saiyan boy behind you.
"If you ever decide to do that I'd suggest avoiding telling anyone about where you're from.
There are plenty of vile and evil people in the universe. And even more who don't show that at first.
You... could easily pass as a saiyan. Especially if someone hasn't seen a saiyan before."

"I appreciate the sentiment Cabba but it's not necessary."

"H-Huh?"

"Even if I told them I'm from Earth it's not like I know WHERE it is or how to get there.
So it's rather useless."

"S-Still... I just want you to be careful.
It wouldn't be fair if you didn't know."
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You pass by a dark, almost purple colored planet when Cabba quickly steps over to you.
"Do you mind if I take over from here?
I'd like to refuel before we go any further."

"Sure.
By the way, how long 'till we go back?
As much as I enjoy this I don't think Vados would approve."

"Not much longer. Once I finish this route I'll drop you off back at Champas world..."
He then looks on the planet and lets out a grimace.
"I don't want to spend much time here anyway..."

"Why? What's wrong with this planet?"

"It's called Smog. A planet which underwent a large industrial revolution, causing the atmosphere to be irreparably polluted. The air is so foul it's become inhospitable for the native species without a rebreather. However it's perfect for a different race, the Smogonites. These creatures came in large bands which grew into large criminal organizations.
Now... the entire planet is ruled by one large mob."

You frown at that.
"So why don't you do something about it?"

"Do what? What was once extortion is now tax. What was now a crime is now the law. They control everything from infrastructure to amenities. Removing them now would do more harm than good. A total collapse of the government resulting in anarchy... Sadly we are too late on this one."

"Why?"

"We were... occupied with something else when the takeover happened.
But it doesn't matter now. Let's just fuel up and leave as soon as possible."

As you descended through the thick, dark clouds you realized that Cabba wasn't lying. The planet looked like the typical depiction of a dystopia. It was quite... harrowing to see a city covered in smog and illuminated by neon.
And it's unlikely this sensation will fade anytime soon.

Cabba hands you a rebreather after putting one on himself.
"Here. You'll need this."

Limping down the ramp to take a look around while not straying too far from the ship you wait while Cabba recharges the spaceship so you can get the hell out of here. Unfortunately something assaults your ear as you hear a woman crying for help. Unable to resist you walk over to what you assume to be the space equivalent of gas station bathrooms and see a rather muscular alien in a rebreather trying to force himself on a woman, most likely an escort.
The woman is trying to call for help but the thug covers the exhaust port of her rebreather and hushes her.

He slowly looks up at you and says this.
"You didn't see nothin'!"

>Okay. (Turn around and leave)
>But I think I did! (confront him)
>Other?
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>>3219800
>TK move to kick him off and rip off his rebreather. No snark, no words.
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>>3219800
>But I think I did! (confront him)
It's our moral duty to stop him. Hell, it's even for his own good - he'll end up going to the home for infinite losers if he keeps up this kind of behavior. And we know for a fact that place exists.
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>>3219800
>I don't know man, I've seen a lot of thing in my life.
....Its too early for snark, just smack a bitch with your telekinetic dingaling
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>>3219800
>>But I think I did! (confront him)
that's definitely not schway
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>>3219810
>confront him
Oh Christ this can only go poorly.
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>>3219834
Don't bring the lord into this unless you have the balls to follow through
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Whoops
>>3219834
Was meant to respond to >>3219800
As a vote.
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Well this has an obvious outcome.

Roll the dice. 1d20
Best of 4.
DC: 9 Crit: 13

>writing
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3219849
Here we go!
save us Hit-sensei
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3219849
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>>3219850
Oh shit nigger here we go!
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I guess we found our lucky number.
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>>3219850
>>3219851
>18
>again
What does it mean?
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3219849
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>>3219851
>>3219851
I said it before I'll say it again.
Look at this shit. Krillin I'm sorry.
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>>3219865
Mohawks are fine too
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

And last dice
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>>3219866
Just because we keep rolling 18 doesn't mean anything. It's just a number.
Lets not cuck Krillin.
Please.
He's had a hard life.
Maybe it's just a sign that we'll go to u7 and teach the Androids to use psychic power.
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>>3219852
Why is she so perfect, lads?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyKc7j8GwSA

You take a step forward in complete silence. The parts of you that wants to make snarky quips or impersonating Bane have fallen silent. Right now there is one thing on your mind and there is nothing in this universe that's going to change that.
The buff alien throws the woman against the wall and tells her that if she moves he'll blast a hole through her as he takes out two things on his person.

One is a Mega Man-esque blaster and the other seems to be some sort of visor which was cut in half.
He places the device on his head and with the press of a button he turns it on. The device beeps for a second before the alien speaks up.
"Sixty? Hah! I don't know who you are punk but it's clear you got a death wish!"

He takes aim with that weapon of his and pulls the trigger. His movements and even the firing of the gun are almost comical compared to something like Vados. Completely seeing through his attack and predicting where the shot will go you push yourself off the ground with one powerful step and start using your telekinetic movement to dash up to the man.
The shot misses your head completely as you get face to face with the man who is obviously scared by your movements.

Not wanting to hurt your leg more than necessary you bring it up and knee him in the stomach so hard you can hear him gasping for air under his rebreather. With your next move you rip the mask off his face and wait until he takes a good lungfull of the tainted air. His blue skin starts going purple and his eyes are becoming red as he's slowly choking to death.
With his last dying breath he tries to take back his rebreather but you simply push him away with a telekinetic blast.

The girl next to you looks at you in horror, not daring to move.
You look at her and speak up.
"Go. You're safe now."

Struggling with her tears she gets up, thanks you and runs as fast as her legs can carry her.
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>>3219873
Alternatively pic related.

Definitely kidding, we just need to find our universe 18
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>>3219885
Well that went from 0 to 100 real fast.
Guess we're a killer now.
Good.
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>>3219890
Hey I mean we DO work for the GoD. This was kinda gonna be inevitable. Plus we died twice now. I think we are at peace with the whole killing and dying thing.
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>>3219887
>How to get all the Z-fighters, as well as 18 and MVP 17 to fucking murder us.gif
Goku will then ascend to Super Saiyan Blue 2
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>>3219893
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>>3219892
That's true. It's really a lot less of a big deal when you know for a fact they don't go to oblivion afterwards. They go to judgement, which could either place them in a great place or a horrible place depending on their own deeds.
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>>3219898
Actually we experienced the afterlife AND oblivion so we're a unique case (as are all U6 humans) in the multiverse, we're like the only one who knows it was existence erasure though.
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Hearing the blasters shot, Cabba runs up to you and starts questioning you.
"What happened? Are you alright?"

Dropping the rebreather on the ground you respond.
"Now I am."

He looks on the ground and sees the guys disfigured corpse.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"I saved a life.
He wanted to kill me because I saw him..."
You reach down, picking up the blaster and throwing it to him.
"See? He shot first."

"I... That's not-
You still can't go around killing pe-"
But the saiyan stops before he could continue when he sees the other thing the man was wearing and he's left speechless.
In his horror he points at the device on his head and begins to mutter something.
"I-I-Is that a... scouter? Give it here!"
Not feeling like arguing you reach down and hand over the scouter to Cabba.
He goes deathly pale when he sees it.
"There is no doubt about it... This isn't a saiyan designed scouter..."

"Meaning?"

He shakes his head.
"No time to explain! Just know that this is bad! Really really bad!
If I'm right about this... this could change anything! ERIC!"

"Hmmm?"

The boy reaches out and grabs you by the shoulders.
"I need your help! I need to get to the bottom of this!
If we do the SDF will have all the reason they need to crack down on this planet!
Planet Smog could be saved with this!"

"Why? Is it that bad?"

"Yes!
Turning a planet into a criminal syndicate pales in comparison to this!
If there is more of these scouters here... That could be disastrous!
This is forbidden tech! Please! Help me find the source of these!"

>Count me in!
>Sorry but that's above my paygrade
>Other?
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>>3219909
>Count me in!
Space copyright infringement? Those bastards.
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>>3219909
>Count me in!
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>>3219909
>Count me in! Sounds like a perfect mission for"insert our badass introduction here"
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>>3219909
>Count me in!
Cabba, my man, I don't think our power level is high enough to make a difference considering you can go Super Saiyan 2 but alright, lets rock.
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>>3219920
I forgive him, Cabba has like 0 guy friends in his own universe.
Actually scratch that, the other u6 saiyans barely seem to tolerate him. So it might just be 0 friends in general.
That's what he gets for being a twig
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Time to do some police work

>writing
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>>3219941
Can u7 saiyans even gain muscle mass? If so I think I down how we can train controlling gravity in the future.
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>>3219945
Use ourselves as a gravity training room?
That might work.
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You nod.
"A'ight. Count me in.
But are you sure you need me? You are far stronger than me."

"Trust me!"
He kneels down and starts looking over the dead guys body in search of something.
"If they have scouters like these you're just what I need!"
After scouring every inch of the aliens skin Cabba finally finds what he was looking for when he shines a light on the guys eyelids.
"Bingo!"

"What is this?"

"A mark. This is how they show their affiliations to the various organizations.
Now I just need to cross reference it with the database aaaand... got it! This is where their headquarters are!"

"A skyscraper?"

"It's more than that. These buildings are like small forts.
And with the various crime lords essentially being nation leaders they can house entire armies in these.
I could break in with brute force but they definitely would slow me down. And if they buy enough time they could destroy all incriminating evidence. So we do things a bit different!
I'll go in and make some noise. Enough to get their attention but not enough to raise concerns.
I'll pretend that I'm struggling with them so you can sneak in."

"And since I have a small powerlevel-"

"You'll be harder to spot!
And we can keep in touch so if you're in trouble I can come help.
But it'd be best if you could go in and find what we're looking for."

"Which is?"

"Scouters like these. Or anything high-tech with these distinctive red lines."

"Okay... And how do I do that?"

"Here. It's a scouter.
It can read powerlevels but we mainly use it for tracking and communication.
With this you can take pictures of whatever you find. If we relay it to HQ they'll send the entire SDF here immediately."

After putting on the scouter the two of you went to the skyscraper housing these ne'er-do-wells.
Before charging the front gates Cabba looks at you.

"Ready?"

"Yeah..."

>Try to find something like an air vent and sneak in through that
>Scale the building until you reach the top where presumably the boss is
>In the chaos try to steal a guards uniform
>Other?
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>>3219964
>>In the chaos try to steal a guards uniform
We Agent 47 now.
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>>3219964
>Try to find something like an air vent and sneak in through that
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>>3219964
So Solid Snake, Generic Breach or 47?
Let's go Metal Gear
>vents
Remember a uniform won't go far, we look like a saiyan.
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>>3219964
>Try to find something like an air vent and sneak in through that
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MEtAl GEeEaaAr

>writing
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>>3219983
Now I will be disappointed if we don't make a video game reference.
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>>3219997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCOjJsSLYPs
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"Oh and one more thing..."
Cabba spoke up before beginning his assault.
"You may kill anyone that gets in your way!"
Now that's a sudden change in attitude!

The Saiyan stands up and begins his transformation with plenty of shouting. His golden aura illuminates the foggy streets, making him look like one of the neon signs dotting the city. With a loud battlecry he charges the main entrance and begins to unleash hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnKeN9zIkoE

As Cabba goes on a rampage you circle around the building and find yourself a nice little air vent. With the planets atmosphere being so shitty there has to be extensive networks of it to keep the interiors at least relatively clean.
And sure enough you find a decent sized grate which you began dismantling immediately.
Were it not for all the ruckus you're sure someone would've noticed your efforts already.

Once inside the ducts you pressed the button on the scouter and you had a connection established with Cabba.
"Kept you waitin' huh?"

"I'm a little busy at the moment!"
He says in between bashing two peoples skulls in.

"I'm in...
I'll keep you updated as I go along!"

Cutting the link you go deeper. Unfortunately the layout of the ventilation system is confusing to say the least. You curse your lack of a map but then remember something Cabba said. If these things on your head can read powerlevels then maybe you can use those as points of reference. Turning it on you immediately spot several ones deep below you.
Several hundred meters below surface level in fact.

Shaking your head you find a shaft that leads straight down and using your psychic powers you slowly make the descent.
Upon arriving you arrive at a grate looking at some sort of a storage area where the several powerlevels congregate.
Zooming in on some of the crates you spot what you were looking for. Scouters. And a lot of them.
All seemingly the same as the one you found before.

Before taking any action however you overhear some of the security guards speaking.
"What the hell is going on out there?!"

"Some stupid Saiyan monkey is banging on our front door!"

"Then why haven't we shot him down already?"

"The guy is apparently bulletproof! And gold!
I tried turning on my scouter to get a read on him but it flatlined!"

"Damn Tuffles! Aren't these supposed to be better than the Saiyan ones?"

"Hey at least it's not exploding!"

You frown at this and ponder on how to handle the situation.

>Just snap some pictures and quietly leave
>Call Cabba
>Pop out the vent and start causing some ruckus
>Other?
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>>3220042
>Snap pictures and send them, then proceed to stealth further in to see if there's anything even more incriminating or concerning to deal with.
>And make sure to get some pictures of the men involved in this.
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>>3220042
>Snap some pictures, send them to Cabba, also call him to tell him you heard that the scouters are apparently "Tuffle".
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>>3220062
This
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>>3220062
Supporting.
Tuffles huh? Are they even strong?
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>>3220077
Their scientific abilities are usually more troublesome than raw power.
Raichi in his movie thing could create ghost warriors from defeated enemies and eventually created an apparently Broly Tier enemy called Hatchiyack.
Then there's Baby and his mind control bullshit.
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>>3220062
O-Okay...

>writing
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>>3220108
Lol what's with the stutter op?

*pulls out meat scepter*
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>>3220085
Wait, since this isn't universe 6.. Are Tuffles jacked in this universe?
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You snap a few quick pictures of the scouters as well as the faces of the men and relay them all to Cabba while opening a comm channel.
"Hey Cabba... I found it.
There's a crate full of the things down here. Possibly even more.
They also said they are "Tuffle". I don't know what that means but I assume it's important."

"Damn it... I thought so.
Okay. That should be enough. Alright.
Get out of there. Now! We gat what we came for."

"Roger, I'll-"

"What's that noise?!"

"OH SHI-"

And just like that you heard the charging of blasters before a volley of energy blasts was unleashed in your general direction. The heated balls of light could've been made of plasma because they ripped through the metal like it was wet tissue paper. Were it not for your quick psychic shield you'd have suffered the same fate.
Unfortunately for you however... the vent has been blasted into kingdom come.

The structure under you gives out and you fall down onto the hard concrete as the security guards scramble.
"HURRY! HIT THE ALARM! WE GOT AN INTRUDER!"
One of them then slams a prominent big, red button which causes red lights to switch on in the place.

Standing up after your rough landing you stand face to face with roughly ten soldiers armed with those weapons.
And you'd rather not tank any more of those shots.
"Damn it!"
You curse under your breath as you assume your stance.

>Get in cover and start blasting them back
>Close the gap so you can beat them up
>Other?
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>>3220134
>Get in cover and start blasting them back
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>>3220134
>Shatter a window and jump out! Use Out TK to slow our fall and dodge projectiles.
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>>3220148
Underground mate
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>>3220134
>close the gap, beat them up
Oops, we should've left before calling Cabba instead of acting like Snake and loudly repeating what we'd just heard.
Oh well, after wrecking their shit we can take a box.
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>>3220134
Ah, okay then.
>Close the gap so you can beat them up.
Yeah, returning fire against superior numbers seems dumb.
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>>3220153
Snake had some bullshit tech that let him silently talk with people by vibrating the bones in his inner ear or some shit. We, on the other hand, have no such thing.

>>3220134
Anyways,
>Close the gap so you can beat them up
I doubt our aim with some random alien blaster we found would be any good. Zig zag our way towards them get to punching.
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>>3220163
Naked Snake has a radio he just yells at while Paramedic is upset because he's eating the entire animal population and guards don't notice the noise.
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>>3220134
>Other?
Use the body of one motherfucker to beat up the other motherfuckers.
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>>3220173
....Don't tempt me
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Brawling it is.

Roll some dice please.
1d20.
Best of 4 as usual
DC: 12 Crit: 15

>writing
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3220201
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3220201
C'mon 18
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>>3220204
>>3220207
Oh no this can't be happening! Save us 18!
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>>3219945
I don't know, if the new broly movie is any indication it seems like they've just slimmed down saiyans as a whole. All the super version u6 and u7 are thinner. Compare king vegeta, paragus, and tarble to how they looked in old stuff. Only guys who barely any different were Nappa and Bardock. Seems like muscle mass is a good indicator for both age and strength of the saiyan, with the oldest and strongest being muscular like old movie saiyans were.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3220201
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3220201
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Well lads it was a good run but it looks like we're going to be a holy man from now on
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Oh wow the first fail of the quest
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Dear God
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

Now that the rolls no longer matter check this out
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>>3220118
More likely they're full on mad scientists that despise the peace keeping Saiyans of this universe, compared to the more peaceful tuffle who rivaled the mad monkey saiyans of u7
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You rush out of your cover with shields charged to the max. Unless you get close to them you won't be able to do anything to them. So this is a risk you'll have to take. However you underestimated the enemy. These aren't mere thugs but trained marksmen capable of hitting you the second you pop out of cover. And unlike the last time there isn't only one of them.

One or two bullets you could reasonably dodge. A couple more you could tank with your barrier.
The rest however...

When just one of the things pierced your defenses you felt a sharp, burning pain spread through your body.
In your agony you trip over your leg and fall on the ground. Rolling forward you hit a shelf and topple it over, causing its contents to fall on you. Guns. A lot of them. With your body hidden by a large pile of weaponry you are left groaning in pain as the searing wound assaults your senses.

You're in trouble. This much you know. But with your body being wounded like this you can't really put up a fight.
"Come on Eric! Think! THINK!"
This is when a spark of brilliance hits you. One born out of desperation and in the heat of battle.
You must fight them not with your body but the power of your mind!

You feel the goons closing in on you, their weapons primed and ready to blast you apart the second they dig you out of here.It's now or never.

>Find the biggest, heaviest thing in the room and lift it!
>Reach out and strike them with raw psychic power!
>Attack their minds!
>Other?
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Aw fuck sake, by one off too
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>>3220237
>form a rotational force all around you and just pelt them with the shit you grab all over the room. Make it fast and painful
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>Attack their minds!
MIND CRUSH!
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>>3220237
>Reach out and strike them with raw psychic power!

UNLIMITED. POWER!
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>>3220237
>Attack their minds!
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>>3220237
Actually would it be possible to telekinetically raise all the guns that fell on us and fire them all at the same time?
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>>3220238
If you hit it, it's considered a pass. So that 12 would've saved you

>>3220251
Yes but it'd be far more difficult than any of the ones I offered
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>>3220255
Then I'll stick with mind crush.
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>>3220237
>Reach out and strike them with raw psychic power! Don't let your pain distract you. Instead use it to focus.
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>>3220255
>If you hit it, it's considered a pass. So that 12 would've saved you
Yeah I figured, I meant one off as in it was the only pass despite being the 5th roll in a best of 4.
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>>3220257
>>3220248
Mind crush sounda cool as fuck, but I don't think even know telepathy, let alone mental attacks.
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>>3220237
>Reach out and strike them with raw psychic power!
>>
Psionics wins over telepathy.

Roll the dice again.
Best of 4
DC: 6 Crit: 10

>writing
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3220301
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3220301
C'mon girl!
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3220301
Rolling for Gero
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3220301
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Still lying beneath that pile of guns you extend your hand as much as you can. Not that it's needed but visualizing a beam coming from your hand is much easier than from thin air. Using the burning pain in your guts to help you focus, you grit your teeth and lash out with a shout. In your hand a glowing orb swells until it's becomes as big as your palm.
From it a long needle like spike appears and it melts through the pile of guns in front of you before hitting the security guard.

He screams and falls back as his gun catches on fire.
"WHA-WHAT THE HELL?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRw9sLGPxuQ

Your hair flutters and suddenly the pile of junk that hid you flies off in every direction.
Pointing the orb at the next grunt you blast his cannon with a psychic bolt before the spike retracts back into the purple ball.
As he grabs his aching hand you turn to the other eight with eyes full of rage.

"YAAAAAARGH! NULL SPIKE!"
You thrust your palm forward and the little bubble of psionic energy bursts, sending out a shockwave which slams them in the wall. Where they struck the hard rock it cracked and caved. The guards eyes went blank from the impact.
Panting and reaching for your stomach you quickly look it over and sigh with relief when you see it's not back.
Good. No third degree burns.
"Cabba..."
You activate the scouter.

"Eric? What's wrong? You went dark!"

"They found me... Got shot in the stomach.
But I handled the situation. I'm bringing the crate to you."

"Forget that! Just get out of there!"

>Whatever you say
>Screw you! I'm not going to get shot for nothing!
>Other?
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>>3220365
>>Screw you! I'm not going to get shot for nothing!
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>>3220365
>Screw you! I'm not going to get shot for nothing!
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>>3220365
>Screw that! I'm not getting shot for nothing
Let's not be rude to Cabba, he's a good boy.
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>>3220365
>"Screw you! I'm not going to get shot for nothing!" Take a steadying breath. "Besides, its gonna take alot more than a pea shooter to keep me down."
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>>3220301
Why is the crit a 10? Hell, why is the DC a 6? I thought we were still a noob?
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>>3220396
Because DB mooks are like the easiest thing in the world to deal with
They don't even have names.
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>writing
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>>3220396
He's probably basing the dc of difficulty of the task . These guys are weak as hell.would not be hard to take one of them out and not much harder to kill or almost kill all them.
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>>3220410
>>3220396
Yeah.
Charging head first into gunfire and getting out unscathed is generally easier than taking some mooks by surprise with a psychic blast
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>>3220418
*NOT easier

fuck me I'm retarded
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"Screw that! I didn't get shot for NOTHING!"
You take a deep breath.
"Besides. It's gonna take more than that to take me out!"

"Heh... spoken like a true Saiyan!
Okay. I'll wrap this up so you'll have an easier exit.
We'll meet up at the rendezvous point!"

Smiling you returned to the box of scouters and attempted to lift the damn thing with your mind. Luckily your adrenaline stiffy is still hard at work and boosting your focus so it's not impossible for you to move it. And just as the box lifts up from the ground you feel a massive earthquake shake the entire building.

"HOLY SHIT CABBA!"
You curse but secretly thank the saiyan for being such a good distraction.

On the way out you didn't encounter much resistance at all. Probably because most of them were already knocked out by monkey boy outside. Not that you're complaining. Limping through the front door you arrive at a literal warzone with holes that look like they were created by mortars and gang members strewn all over the place.
At the large gates marking the places borders you see Cabba standing almost perfectly unscathed.

"Are you alright?"

"Y-Yeah. After all I just have a broken leg and a laser wound on my chest!
But you... you look like nothing happened."

"We'll have to treat that. And it's not like I had to go all out or anything.
Just regular Super Saiyan was more than enough to handle things here."

"Regular Super Saiyan? Isn't that an oxymoron?"

"Hahahaha! I guess it is!
Now.... put that thing down and sit on it. I'll handle it from here."
True to his words Cabba flew you over the entire metropolis with the greatest of ease and even carried your crippled ass inside his spaceship where he motioned you to some sort of station.
"Get in... It's a medical machine. The medicinal liquid should treat your injuries."

"Please don't tell me I have to strip."

"Not at all. You can go in as you are."

Letting out a sigh of relief you put on the mask attached to a series of tubes which will supply you with air while submerged.
As the juices start flowing you let out a little giggle both because the healing fluid kinda tickles and because you feel like you're in Star Wars. While the machine is doing its thing you try to communicate with Cabba through the rebreather.

"So... I guess mission accomplished?"

"You could say that. I'm already sending the evidence to my superiors.
I'd guess in about an hour the occupational forces will arrive and restore order to the planet..."

"But didn't you say that would do more harm than good?"

"That was before we found those scouters..."
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