Issue #1, Owner Of A Lonely Heart http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3203426/(Do Ctrl F and type in Akire if you want to find where I start)Issue #2, A Day In A Life http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3222606/>What's this?A shitty fan-fiction quest where you play as Hermann Schmidt in the Worm universe. I won't babble much, but your power basically allows you to make anything you want, but with the condition that it's super shitty in the beginning and you have to improve it.Without further ado, OPEN THE GAME!
>>3266789Day 3, Week 2April 25th, 2011Beginning the morning chores, you start the small job of tidying the damn house. Ignoring your cape activities, you haven't really bothered cleaning the place at all.Finally finishing the dishes, you make yourself a small breakfast of bacon & eggs before sitting in front of your cheap TV. Searching through the channels, you finally pick the morning news."-In other news, conflict inside and around the docks has apparently hit a record high. Numerous villains and groups have been recorded fighting in that general area, and apparently, it's getting uglier. The Protectorate has begun running patrols through the general area, although if you ask me it's too little, too late. Furthermore-"After consuming your meal, you turn off the TV before you begin planning.>What should you do today?>Start 'work'>Do some shopping (Buy what?)>Plan some cape-related action (what?)>Write In>Status>Hermann Schmidt>Faction Relations: (?) ???>Health: (100) More or less healthy>Money: 727 on hand, 400 in the bank
>>3266790>Start ‘work’>Pick up some High Quality stuff along the way >Time 4 Exoskeletings
>>3266790>Start 'work'>Do some shopping (Buy a gun if possible -- we need protection on account of the rise in violence)>Write-in: See what we can do in the way of miscellaneous improvements like accuracy, rate of fire, user-locking. Practise on the gunAt long last.
>>3266790Hell, merging >>3266816And>>3266817Would be good.
>>3266790Make another stun pistol, but disguise it as a normal pistol
>>3266816>>Time 4 Exoskeletingsbefore I begin writing, what do you exactly mean by this anon?Sorry if I'm being retarded
>>3266790>>Start 'work'>Do some shopping (Buy what?)Getting gun license if we need oneIf not go to job and do some tinkering
>>3266842Also i would like to start from improving our lab coat first. See where that will take us
>Start ‘work’>Pick up some High-Quality stuff along the way >Do some shopping (Buy a gun if possible -- we need protection on account of the rise in violence)/Getting a license if we need oneWins, I don't really know how to interpret >Time 4 Exoskeletingsso I'll ignore it, sorry anonRoll me 1d20s, best out of three
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>32668591
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>3266859
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>3266859I was making a skeleton pun Aki, no worries.
>>3266861>>3266868>>3266873>18Nice>I was making a skeleton pun Aki, no worries.Ah, duh. Anyway, I'll begin writing
>my body is ready
>>3266859Getting dressed, you decide that buying a firearm wouldn't hurt. Plus, you haven't really tested out your power on already made weaponry.Leaving the house, you try to search for a Firearm's store. You're sure you've seen one here somewhere...>18, pretty gudIt doesn't take long before you find the store in question. Despite being in the slums, it looks rather well kept. The windows are surprisingly in one piece, and you find zero graffiti.Walking inside, you're met with an array of all kinds of weaponry stored behind the... cashier?The cashier in question is a senile looking black man, his gray hair and thin figure immediately stands out. Slowly walking towards the man in question..."What up, my white nigga? What do you want'? Rifles? Pistols? Shotguns? I've got them all, all for a decent price too.""Uh.. don't you need a license for guns?"The man begins laughing at your face"Nigga, when people got fuckin' superpowers, that whole license nonsense got cut. Who the fuck cares about guns when you've got wild niggas that can fly an' shit. Now, are you gonna buy something or what?">Write in
>>3266936>Well in that case get me a shotgunNow we just need to sit in a rocking chair
>>3266936STG44 if he has, if not then maybe an old kar98 rifle... Really any ww2 german weaponry would be preferred imo. Kar98's are still popular in the hunting industry where I am from.
>>3266936>>3266950>I second the versatility of a shotgun, you can do a lot with a good pump action. Plus it would be cheaper since we not made of money. >>3266954Hermann would love that stuff but STG-44 are very rare and expensive (it belongs in a museum tier). Kar98 would be nice if we could afford one.
>>3266954>asking a black man for a nazi weapon
>>3266966It's not even the price of an STG that I would worry about, it'd seem pretty damn suspicious if this aryan looking dude came into your store and asked for old nazi weaponry.
>>3266973>>3266972>>3266966Much to my sadness, the STG is probably out, however, the Kar98 is very popular as it has one of the best actions of any bolt action. Modern versions are used widely to hunt large game like antelope and I want to say buffalo (African variants of these game species).
>>3266936>Shotgun>Some shells for the shotgun
>>3266980Think about what niche in our armaments we need filled, we have a ray-pistol and a Ray-rifle, a shotty bridges the gap.
>>3266950>>3266966>>3266970>>3266980Shotgun winsDo you guys want a specific type like Pump-action? >Write in (Type or exact name)
>>3266997If any /k/ommandoes are in here I would much appreciate some help
>>3266997The Trench Shotgun obviously
>>3267011We can get an attachment and shells that sets people on fire, right?
>>3266997>Sagia-12>Benelli M4 Super90
>>3267026Oh, or a Spas-12
>>3267018>We can make an attachmentftfy
>>3266997Can we get more than some shells ? An average amount.------Also what about looking for some body armour to integrate in the exoskeleton/power armour prototype ?
>>3267052I mean if they have some body armour we could try and pick it up?
>>3267011>Trench Shotgun>Sagia-12>Benelli M4 Super90>Spas-12These are suggestions so far>>3267052>Can we get more than some shells? Yeah, but let's get this vote sorted first>Also what about looking for some body armour to integrate in the exoskeleton/power armour prototypeYou can, although be warned this will be very expensive
Mossberg 500. The others we could only afford if they fell off a truck before this guy got ‘em.
>>3267061I don't really know much about guns. But how about something we can afford for once, and something we can easily conceal as a second.
>>3267067I mean knowing BB, there’s a chance that most of the stock this guy is pulling is a result of overturned trucks and boating accidents.
>>3267061I forgot to actually suggest this as a vote>>3267067
>>3267061>A sawed-off shotgun Short, have a punch, is cool
>>3267067>>3267069>>3267082>>3267102>>3267109I apologize if I come off as rude, but can we agree on something already? I'd like to get the ball moving
>>3267128Switching to >>3267067
>>3267128So it looks like a tie between the 500 and the Trench, 2-2.Both are reliable, but I’d prefer the 500 since it’s newer and will likely be easier to tinker with.
>>3267128>>3267132I'll switch to the >Mossberg 500
>>3267128Gonna vote Mossberg, then.
So now that we have the Moss to go off of, what Shotgun shenanigans could we tinker up? Shot-gauntlets? Chainshotgun?
>>3267128>>Mossberg 500Wins, writing
>>3267201Start out small making custom shells. I was looking for a better version of this greentext story but its not on my hard drive.
>>3267212"Hm... I'll take a Mossberg 500, with...>60 Shots, 120$">80 Shots, 160$">100 Shots, 200$""Good taste, white-boy. The Mossberg will be 350 dollars, not including the ammo..."Handing over the cash, he stores it in the till before placing several items inside a bag."Pleasure doing business. If anyone in your neighborhood needs guns, tell em' to come over to Ricky's, alright'?"Nodding, you take the bag and leave the store with a satisfied shit-eating grin. You begin walking towards your hideout.After a short while, you're back to your now infamous workplace. Heading inside, you're happy to see the place hasn't been disturbed. You begin pondering on how to spend the rest of your day...>Item Gained! Mossberg 500 (Tier 2, Low)>Begin tinkering with your new Gun>Upgrade/Improve something (What? How?)>Improve your Security system (How?)>Build something>Make More Blueprints (Of what?)>Make some-kind of gadget or weapon (What?)>Do some cape activity (What?)>Write In>4 Actions Remaininghttps://pastebin.com/zK4gvTHV
>>3267269>Begin tinkering with your new Gun>Build something (work on the power armour)
>>3267269>>100 Shots, 200$">Start tinkering with some of the shotgun shells. Who knows what kind of stuff we could put inside of them.
>>3267269>60 Shots, 120$>Begin tinkering with your new Gun>Work a bit more on the exoskeleton >Replicate the power source for the welder, fix those power problems
>>3267287One Anon greater than myself pointed out that we could replicate our welders power supply to fix up the energy problem.
>>3267269are we gonna find the E88 at some point?
>>3267293So here’s to you, Weldanon.>>3267295I imagine that we could meet them after this round if all goes well.
>>3267269>60 Shots, 120$>Begin tinkering with your new Gun
>>3267269>>Upgrade/Improve something (What? How?)Improve our exoskeleton with some armour on it and try to make it less noisy?
>>3267269>60 Shots, 120$>Replicate the power source for the welder, fix those power problems
So far>60 Shots, 120$>Begin tinkering with your new GunIs the clear winar. Roll me some 1d20+1s, best out of three
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>3267354nat 1
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>3267354
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>3267354Shotfun Shotgun hype.
>>3267382>Fire-RateIt's a shotgun.
>>3267393>>3267394>>3267397>>3267406Fire rate winsWritan
Why are we getting a shotgun guns?Can we make a boolet & making loading station?
>Anons voted for fire-rateWe wolfenstein now.https://wolfenstein.fandom.com/wiki/Automatic_Shotgun
>>3267460That's for baby's. Now this, https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1400642-doom-eternal , this is what we want. File size was too big to upload.
>Was about to complain about recoil compensation>Remembered we have a powered exo Ebin
>>3267435Taking out your newly acquired firearm, you're left a little unimpressed. Currently, it just doesn't have that 'bang' you'd like in a gun. Taking out your multi-tool, you decide to experiment...>18, <Good!>After a good hour or so of delving into a field you hold little to no knowledge of, you're left rather gobsmacked.Examining it, you've seem to have removed the 'pump' in the pump-action. Instead, your weapon looks more like a rifle than anything. Loading in some of your ammunition, you fire into a pile of cars, nearly losing your grip on the damn thing. The first thing you notice is how fast it fires. The countless rounds spring forth out of your weapon in a speedy glory. It doesn't take more than 3 seconds before you've emptied an entire mag.>10 rounds lost, 50 remaining>5 Medium-grade material lost>Upgraded Mossberg 500 (Tier 2, high)Letting out a devious laugh, you begin muttering some random nonsense before...>Upgrade/Improve something (What? How?)>Improve your Security system (How?)>Build something>Make More Blueprints (Of what?)>Make some-kind of gadget or weapon (What?)>Do some cape activity (What?)>Write In>3 Actions Remaining
>>3267520>Build somethingPower Armour>Upgrade/Improve something (Make our generator more reliable)
>>3267520>>Upgrade/Improve something (What? How?)put armour on our exoskeleton
>>3267520>Replicate the power source for the welder, fix those power problems
>>3267520It would make sense to combine >>3267526>>3267532>>3267536Considering for Power Armour, we need Power for it.
>>3267565So make a micro power source to power the future power armor?
>>3267569I mean, make the power to power the power armour would just be making a few welders...wait...Welder Melee Weapon/powersource.
>>3267569>>3267565>>3267551>>3267536>>3267532>>3267526I'm going to cut the session short today lads. I'll have the whole of the weekend, and next week to run. I'll make up for the short session tomorrow.Feel free to discuss any ideas, if anyone has any questions I'll stick around
>>3267591So what if we make a modular power source in our theoretical future power armor? Something relatively small but easily replaceable should we 'burn' through the 'fuel source' too quickly?>Welder Melee Weapon/powersource.A welder weapon as an emergency power source? Not a bad idea.
>>3267591>>3267658It would need to be a atomic reaction, that is contained by some forcefields. So, basically it is a contained nuclear reaction sword/powergenerator, but if it gets damaged... BOOM!Kek, this makes for a nice dead-mans switch as a pseudo protection from tinkers that are in said explosion range.
>>3268393The next project would be make nuclear power sword more resilient, so it wont get broken by some shit, or only leak radiation on the first damage level and boom on the second.
>>3268399I question the actually usefulness of a nuclear powered sword, as opposed to a suit of power armor power by the power of fusion or fission. A mini nuke might be more practical in regards to nukes or building a nuclear generator for our base.
>>3268404But Anon, we need beam weapons for our ZAKU.
>>3268464The heat hawk can be powered through the suit.
A beam saber but it actually just gives everyone but the wielder horrible cancer within a mile radius
>>3268464So long as it's not a melee weapon than I'd be all for that.>guns better than swords
>>3267293Thanks fren :^)The whole post details a plan for building JUST the power source, and some other fun ideas:>>3256954 I hope manually entering post numbers works>We need to make a blueprint of the welder, then build just the part that is the "infinite power supply" for the welder, and then we can put that into anything that requires a power source. We should also build a force field, and a shoulder mounted auto turret for the exosuit.Why use armor when you can use an energy shield with infinite power?
>>3268599You need to put a limiter on the power, otherwise, it overloads the circuit, breaking the shield. You have unlimited charge and recharge, but the shield can be broken or overloaded by something big enough.
>>3267620Hmmmm? What's this? You ran a quest Akire? Why wasn't I informed of this, I came looking for fuck quest and found this instead. This seems like an interesting read, why didn't you tell me you started your own series.
>>3268464>Aryan master race inspired by weebshitIt seems I must remind you of the real man's choice of aesthetic>>3268694>filename>"Happy Surprise"That's not happy surprise
>>3268822I like this
>>3268822I still don't see how that is better than a Zaku II aesthetic wise.
>>3268922Zuku would be an ABB thing wouldn't it? Its Asian animation.
>>3268940Asian or not, it's a nazi design more than anything else and until we have good designs from the west (fat fucking chance especially in the present) it's the best we're going to get.
>>3268958What about this?
>>3268958How is the Zuku gundam thing a good design for nazi power armor? It seems far from it.
>>3269009Like the faceplate and helmet. Pauldrons too. The rest seems off.
>>3269020What? No, not for power armor. For our future mech obviously.
>>3269029If we focus on armor it would probably look like this for our exo-suit.
>>3269118Drop the pockets and we’re in business
>>3268922Zaku II looks like a fucking Mega Man Zero miniboss as far as I can tell, anon.>>3269118Now THIS is a real set of Power Armour. Do like >>3269134 and we're good.Norse aesthetic is better than Nazi aesthetic.Nazis were shitty LARPers and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>3269118This will do
>>3267591>>3267658>>3268393I support this idea fully.
>>3268694Is that you, god-sama?Yeah, I did. It's been surprisingly fun for a guy who can't write for shit.Anyway>>3267526>>3267532>>3267536It seems like these still win>Try to Replicate the power source from your Welder>Power Armour This may sound dumb, but do you guys want to>Try to make some power-armor, but using the Exo-suit as a baseor>Make it separately, without including/mixing your other itemsEither way, roll me some 2d20s
Rolled 13, 9 = 22 (2d20)>>3269794Dice Gods, gimme two 1s
>>3269799Also, I want to use the exosuit. We don't have enough stuff to consider separate armour.
Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d20)>>3269794First roll of today.
Rolled 11, 9 = 20 (2d20)>>3269794>Try to make some power-armor, but using the Exo-suit as a base
>>3269794>Try to make some power-armor, but using the Exo-suit as a base
Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d20)>>3269794>Try to make some power-armor, but using the Exo-suit as a baseTime for pointless rolling
Rolled 19, 12 = 31 (2d20)>>3269794>Try to make some power-armor, but using the Exo-suit as a base
>>3269817Thank God you were fourth.
>>3269799>>3269804>>3269805>13+1+2=16>9+2+1=12Hm, both partial success>Try to make some power-armor but using the Exo-suit as a baseAlso wins, I'll begin writing soon, but showering/eating might take up my time
>>3269855It's not like we can't make another exo-skeleton again. Now that we've had some experience with making one.
>>3269855https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJPWBRh2JTk (Hermann's Tinkering Theme)Storing your weapon away, you consider trying to recreate whatever the hell that powers your welder. You honestly don't have any kind of inkling on how it works, it could be nuclear powered for all you know. Shrugging, you examine your welder in-depth, surely you can do it again, right?>16, (partial success)After a couple of hours of experimenting, you finally manage to more or less complete your aim. In your hands, you hold some kind of... battery? It radiates a blue glow which does send alarm bells to your head, but from what you can tell it's not letting out radiation... hopefully.>10 High-Level Material lost> ??? Battery Gained (Tier ? ??)Carefully storing your new Battery away, you decide to move forward on that whole 'power armor' idea you had for a suit. Grabbing your Welder and Multitool, you drag your Exo-Suit to a suitable location before starting.>12Letting out an exhausted sigh, you've still yet to finish your work. While you've managed to add an inner layer, it's not nearly enough for what you were aiming for>Partially Finished Power Armour/Exo-Suit gained ? ???>Needs more work before you can use it to its full capacity>200 Low-Level Material Lost>Finish your work on the Power Armour>Upgrade/Improve something (What? How?)>Improve your Security system (How?)>Build something>Make More Blueprints (Of what?)>Make some-kind of gadget or weapon (What?)>Do some cape activity (What?)>Write In>1 Action Remaining
>>3270084>Improve your Security system (Do maintenance, fix any problems we find, improve efficiency)
>>3270084>Finish your work on the Power ArmourThe security/sentry gun system is fully functional and guarding our perimeter, so I'd say maintenance and upgrading can still wait for a bit.
>>3270084>Finish the Power Armour SOON.
>>3270084>>Finish your work on the Power Armour
>>3270084>Finish your work on the Power Armourwins, roll me some 1d20+3s
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>3270118
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>3270118
>>3270121You killed it Anon.
>>3270121OuchI need one more roll before I begin writingCome on anon! Change Fate! Roll a 20! I believe in you!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3270136But fate refused
>>3270136Well I’m guessing that guy just got all our gear destroyed? That’s the feeling I’m getting.
>>3270148You were about to resume work until->Rolled 1, Critical Failurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stzofz4yMSY&list=PLAC7C6367B6B22EC4&index=45You hear a massive BANG from nearby. Launching yourself towards the sound, you see countless Asians, assumedly ABB members storming into YOUR workplace from a massive hole that used to be a wall.Behind them was a man donned in a black bodysuit, accompanied by a fanged mask.It doesn't take long before your security system kicks in, but before one of your turrets can do proper damage, the masked man creates some kind of clone and blows himself up along and the turret into smithereens. Letting out a frustrated growl, you scramble back towards where you store your gear, you begin planning some kind of defenseIn the green corner, we have (you)!EitriA dozen or so turretsVersus!In the red corner, we have the ABB!30 ABB goonsUnknown Parahuman>Write in (The better the write-in, the lower the DC)
>>3270184>Write-in: Take the Automatic Shotgun, get into cover, and start firing at the densest and closest crowds. Be ready to run immediately if the unknown cape comes close.
>>3270184>Grab our gear>Set turrets to delayed pop-up>Shoot from range with Rayrifle>Once noticed, relocate>When ABB’s get close to a turret, have it spray ‘em
>>3270184We need to hurry, but luckily the turrets should buy us some time. Slap on the exoskeleton/nearly powerarmor, to increase strength, speed and catch some bullets for us. Then grab the shotgun and the plasma gun and run. We'll kite their asses through every single turret in this dump. Let's open up by throwing a car into the maximum amount of them standing together, with the exoskeleton. Then give some lasfire and retreat into the next turrets protection, try to catch them with a car or something equally heavy again, once the turret gets destroyed, retreat. Repeat. Lasgun for long range, should someone close in, shotgun shell storm. Move heavy rubble to cover retreats and create cover.
>>3270197the codex Astartes support this action
>>3270197This, assuming we can put on the exo skeleton quickly.
Rolled 10, 10, 8 = 28 (3d20)>>3270197HmRoll me 2d20s, the first roll will be deciding if you can get the suit on, the second will be your general combat rollFor those curious1st roll is our turrets2nd roll is goons3rd roll is parahuman
Rolled 10, 18 = 28 (2d20)>>3270218
Rolled 19, 13 = 32 (2d20)>>3270218
Rolled 11, 14 = 25 (2d20)>>32702182 nat 1s
>>3270219>>3270224>>3270227>19>22 (+4 due to you getting the suit on)Writan
Also when are we going to join the empire ?
>>3270249nah we make our own faction
>>3270259What’s the point of 2 nazi/german faction The only reson for it would be put the kaiser back in power like yagabang
>>3270261And even if our goal is for kaiserreich most of gersersomething( the german nazi faction) would join us in our noble goal
>>3270231https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSYZdQtw0wE>19Finally arriving at your storage grounds, you frantically put on your half-finished power armor. Luckily for you, it seems like your turrets have managed to buy yourself some critical preparation time.Donning your lab-coat and mask, you grab both of your ranged weapons, The Lazer Rifle, and your newly acquired and upgraded Shotgun, and holster them.Storming out, you grab one of the nearby cars and rush towards the sounds of explosions. You immediately notice a group of about 10 goons nearby. >22>10Intensifying your grip, you throw the car towards the unsuspecting fools. Before they can even register it, they're smacked with 4000 pounds of metal.After the brutal show, the rest of the goons attempt to flee. Before they can even leave through the hole, however, they... explode?Ignoring that, that teleporter/cloner attempts a surprise attack from behind.>22>8Unfortunately for him, however, he didn't realize you could just launch yourself into the air. Taking out your laser rifle, you somehow manage to fire upon him mid-air in a spectacular fashion. He(?) then hits the floor like a brick. Landing, you let out a cackle deserving for your complete victory. Before you can finish it, however, you hear the sound of police sirens nearby.FUCK>Attempt to flee to the hills (figuratively), the docks could be a good hiding spot until the heat dies down>Remove your gear, turn off the turrets and engage the authorities as your civilian identity Also>Finish off the Parahuman (kill him)>Leave the loser alone, you've just completely decimated him and his group.
>>3270310> attempte to flee> finish him
>>3270310>Remove your gear, turn off the turrets and engage the authorities as your civilian identity >Leave the loser alone, you've just completely decimated him and his group.
>>3270310>Attempt to flee to the hills (figuratively), the docks could be a good hiding spot until the heat dies down>Finish off the Parahuman (kill him)
>>3270310>Flee>Kneecap him. >Turn off the turrets so they aren’t found, also clean up the one that got bombed by Onii Lee
>>3270310>Attempt to flee to the hills (figuratively), the docks could be a good hiding spot until the heat dies down>Finish off the Parahuman (kill him
>>3270310>Remove your gear, turn off the turrets and engage the authorities as your civilian identity Bluff. Bluff like we've always succeeded in bluffing. Bluff so hard it becomes a trait.
So how are we gonna kill him chaps? Quick SUPER PUNCH to the neck to keep it clean with no weapon evidence?
>>3270310>Attempt to flee to the hills (figuratively), the docks could be a good hiding spot until the heat dies down>Finish off the Parahuman (kill him)RUN NIGGER RUN
>>3270314>>3270316>>3270318>>3270319>>3270323>>3270331I'll leave the vote open for a bit since THIS is important
>>3270342>>3270323>>3270318If we flee they're going to confiscate our shit for evidence. They are going to take our shit, REEEEEEEE!
I support kneecapping him and letting the cops sort it out, less problems on our end either way.
>>3270349Not if we use the self-destruct mechanism!We made one of those, right?
>>3270351And if he’s kneecapped, that means it’s another distraction we can use to keep them from looking through bluff, or to run away with all our stuff.
>>3270355No, we didn't!
>>3270355shit i dont think we did we need to stay and try to bluff them/ kill oni lee becuse him in the future will be bad
>>3270314Changing the vote forRemove your gearFinish him
>>3270310Switching >>3270319To>Remove your gear, turn off the turrets and engage the authorities with your civilian identity >Kneecap him>Clean up the mess of the exploded turret if we have time
Kneecap himClear out as much of the tinker tech as possible and flee. Probs not going to bluff our way out of this one boys.
>>3270370By mess I mean the turret bits.
>>3270371Like hell we can't!
we need to make a voice changer that makes us sound like different famous German people on a rotation like ever few words or something i know it doesn't help right now but if we get away it will be great and i know the chances of working with squealer are low but pic related>>3270371we are the ubermensch we can bluff our way threw anything
>>3270310>Remove your gear, turn off the turrets and engage the authorities with your civilian identity >Kneecap him>Clean up the mess of the exploded turret if we have timeIf worse comes to pass, we can say that we held out with our custom shotgun, as any civilian would.
>>3270392if they get to pushy we can tell them that we did buy it very recently but they will want it for evidence
>>3270318>>3270323>>3270363flee>>3270316>>3270331>>3270370>>3270392remove gearUnless I can't countLooks like remove gear narrowly wins out, just to make sure>Knee Cap>Leave Him alone>Execute
>>3270310>Remove your gear, turn off the turrets and engage the authorities with your civilian identity >Kneecap him>Clean up the mess of the exploded turret if we have timeBut prepare to flee once again. Or fight. Actually. Make some cuts on our clothes. Being too lucky and without a damage for a civilian is suspicious. Especially for the numbers of corpses, like the ones under the broken car. And roll 2 times on the ground before they arrive. And maybe take the initiative in talking.
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>3270423Just realized I forgot my trip, fuckAnyway1=Armsy2=Miss Militia3=Dauntless4=Assault
>>3270423>ExecuteHe might give us away should we let him live
>>3270428No i change it too risky. We need time for our ideas and inventions not enemys. To>>3270423>Execute
>>3270423Add me in for >execute.
>>3270425>>3270428>>3270433>>3270435>>3270438>>3270449Looks like execute wins, RIP Oni-Lee, you won't be missedRoll me some 1d20s for MAXIMUM bullshit
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3270458
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>3270458nat 1
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>3270458I have caused this, I'll fix this
>>3270467I kept my ground mr officers
>>3270464>>3270467>>3270470>19Not bad, writing
>>3270477What weapon are we going to use? I suggest we use a knife, one of their guns or just crush his windpipe to make it a little harder for the good capes to connect the dots
>>3270485Wait I'm retartet. It's Oni Lee, set off one of his grenades and fucking leg it.
>>3270477>>3270488That’s a pretty good idea. When you use your power to blow yourself up over and over and over again it does open a pretty big door to “accidents”
>>3270477Grabbing one of his grenades, you pull the pin before dropping it on top of his unconscious body. Moving away, you watch the man disappear in a cloud of explosions You feel something inside yourself scream. This is fine... right? He's a part of the ABB, you're sure he's killed countless people... right?>19 Focusing yourself, you quickly turn off all the turrets before they can do more harm. Hastily, you throw off all your gear into your storage place before altering your appearance. In general, you make your hair more untidy, clothes dirtier.Finally, you move towards the gate. The sirens are now in full force, and you think you can see a helicopter above. You're eventually met with a somewhat familiar cape, sporting a white/gold outfit that's vaguely greek. You pretend to fall onto the ground, and he immediately calls for help.You're carried onto a stretcher before a doctor examines you. Obviously, you don't have any wounds on you, so he concludes that you just passed out due to stress. Putting an end to the charade, you pretend to regain consciousness."Welcome back to the real world, fella."After a few minutes of answering the doctor's questions, he finally lets you go. It doesn't take long before the cape that 'rescued' you to approach."Good, I'm happy to see you walking again so soon. Look, I can guess you aren't from a gang. You're the manager, right?"Answering with a dazed 'yes', he leads you inside a PRT van."Listen, I've just briefly checked the scene, and it's not pleasant. I know this may seem insensitive, but I'm going to need your testimony on what exactly happened there. Take your time...">Write in some testimony,
>>3270570Tell him we heard explosions and shots going off and just hid in our cuck shed. When things got quite again we came out and saw corpses, god all those corpses...and through that new hole in the fence we saw some people running away, one guy was wearing a lab coat, yeah we are sure of that since we thought it was weird.
>>3270570I was hired to guard the place because the owner went on vacation, alright? On my first day I found a manhole that looked way too new, I got it open and there was a high security door and a totally pristine room behind it. I got a bad feeling and got out of there fast, I think it was a villain bolthole you know? Spare tinker shop? What the fuck ever.Anyway, the next day the manhole was welded shut. I think whoever had that place built is the same guy stealing shit from the scrapyard and they've had two fucking fights in here already, I don't want to die because my workplace is in the middle of a gang war!I was doing a round when I heard explosions and I got the hell out of dodge and when it quieted down I decided to get out of this place but there's bodies everywhere man, jesus
>>3270589All these delicious half truths...supporting.
>>3270580Supporting this/> I was nearby the shed checking the fence. When I heard explosions and loud crashing. It has been the second time in weeks that some kind of cape fight has spilled into here, so I just ran back into the shed and hit the deck. The fighting seemed to die down pretty quick and when I came out, I saw some weird villain cape just blow himself up and there were corpses everywhere. Oh God, do I have any blood on me? Am I alright? I'm not payed enough to deal with this kind of shit all the time. Some guy in a lab coat was going after those gang guys. Is he one of yours?We should only mention the hatch if they start poking around where we stored our gear and play more dumb with it. We saw it and found it odd but assumed it was an old bomb shelter or something. We don't want them looking over this junkyard with a fine tooth comb.
>>3270570On second thought, changing>>3270639To supporting >>3270580
Maybe it's too early, but I think siccing them on Coil is a good red herring
>>3270668It's not a bad idea. I just don't want them poking around when all our gear is just stored in the junkyard. If the PRT find one weird hidden hatch they might figure that there might be more stuff hidden in the yard. Which there is, all our gear.
>>3270580>>3270650These win, writan>>3270668you could have tried, but the PRT doesn't even know coil exists at this point, so...
>>3270724Yeah they don't, that's why I want to put them on his trail. It's a bit meta though, but its in character to use that to deflect.>>3270702Yeah, if we ever move out of there to a better hideout our civilian self can tip them off.
>>3270724"Um... I was nearby the shed checking the fence when I heard explosions and loud crashing. This has been the second time some kind of cape fight spilled into here, uh...""So I just ran back to my shack. After waiting inside for about... 15 minutes, all the noise eventually stops. I... left the shack to check out the state of everything when... when...""It's okay, please... calm down. I understand it was... troubling.""T-thanks. Anyway... I see a lot of the bodies, then... there's this weird villain cape who just... just... blows himself up. I only managed to get a good look a few seconds before... but it looked accidental."Dauntless begins hastily writing notes as you're speaking"Then... this guy wearing a lab-coat and mask saw me and ran. Is he one of yours...? It looked like he was going after those gang members...""No, I think I can say with certainty that whoever that person was, they aren't connected to us. Thank you, really. Do you need someone to drive you home?""Uhm, no. I live nearby...""Alrighty then. Now... I'm afraid to tell you that we have too close down your workplace temporarily... due to obvious reasons. It shouldn't be long, mind you. No more than three days."Nodding, he leads you outside and advises that you go home. Agreeing, you walk back home at a slow pace. It doesn't take long before you reach your familiar house. Entering, you head towards your bed before immediately going to sleep.>Day end>Would you guys like to timeskip three days>or continue as normal
>>3270870>or continue as normalTime to tinker with our toaster and build a home defense system
>>3270870>>or continue as normal
>>3270870>>or continue as normalWe can always look for another swap meet, make sure we have food at the house. Mess around with making blueprints etc.
>>3270870>continue as normal
>>3270870>Continue as normal
>>3270870>or continue as normal
>>3270879Catching up on blueprints seems like a good idea. We could also built a small drone, with an integrated and easily weaponized self destruct.
>>3270872>>3270878>>3270879>>3270886>>3270887>>3270890>or continue as normalwins, damn. I wasn't expecting that. Fair enoughAnyway, it's time for I N T E R L U D E SAWAKENINGThe Forgotten Siege Of Brockton BayRivalsChoose one, I'll probably do the rest later on when I get my lazy ass to write properly
>>3270916>The Forgotten Siege Of Brockton BayOr>Animu Rivars
>>3270916>The Forgotten Siege Of Brockton Bay
>>3270916The Forgotten Siege Of Brockton Bay
>>3270916>>The Forgotten Siege Of Brockton Bay
>>3270920>>3270924>>3270928>>3270929>>3270933>>3270966>>3270972The Forgotten Siege Of Brockton Bay Wins, writing
So what's our opinion of the Empire 88? Are they successor of the third Reich or a bunch of murder hobos? Do we like them? Dislike them? I forgot our original opinion of them.
>>3271124I believe we think them a buncha incompetents and ideologically impure failures, but obviously that won’t be entirely in line with Akire’s vision
>>3271132WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN REICH, WITHOUT THE crime.
>>3271124i don't know the characters goals ( joining the emp 88, kaiserreich or just German supremacy) because a lot of organizations overlap gesellschaft as an example would support us if we put the kaiser in power or we join the nazis
>>3271124I'd say we join the empire, not all of them are retarded, incompetent or murderhobos, though most of their capes are a combination of it
do we want to make your armor like that right-wing death squad meme after or before we join the emp 88( or other organization )
>>3271124Actually I don't think we ever got what KIND of racist our character actually is. Is he racist in the purely scientific statistical way or? I really want us to make some sort of hologram projector to show people info-graphs.
>>3271210like Hydra with project insight?
>>3271210"BEHOLD, MY INFO-GRAPH COLLECTION!"
>>3271210>I really want us to make some sort of hologram projector to show people info-graphs.>"BEHOLD, MY INFO-GRAPH COLLECTION!"Yes
>>3271229our end game is to bring a giant swarm of drones and show the entire city our graphs
>>3271210"Armsmaster, did you know blacks commit 50% of crimes despite being only 13% of the general population? This can be blamed on-"We are truly the most dangerous villain in Brockton-Bay Anyway, I apologize for the delay, something else took up my timeFor those curious, I've avoided making a purely autistic /po/ fag because it simply wouldn't be that interesting for me personally to write
>>3271236We can do bio tinkering stuff right? We could make something that "fixes" those poor genetically inferior people by getting rid of the bad genes and giving them good ones.
>>3271229>"NOW YOU MUST ACKNOWLEDGE MY INFOGRAPHS">Our Cape name is Infomann
>Hermann Schmidt, wielder of the FBI Crime Statistics shard
>>3271243but qm are we a soft nazi, kaiser supporter or just a German supremacy
>>3271248like that moon nazi film were the change the pigmentation on that black guy>iron skys i think
>>3271254Being a supremacist inherently means that you think that others are inferior...
>>3271264yeah but are we a fascist or do we support democracy and just want to make the democratic German government great
>>3271264Yes but how do we think they are inferior? Genetically, (Which we can "fix" later down the line) ideologically, etc?
>>3271254Hm, a bit of a mix. I won't comment much on the exacts, because that would ruin the fun.Let's say your views are slightly Kaizer ish, with them being focused on the bigger picture
>>3271277 that film was great
>>3271275once we get genetics up we can create the perfect man ( like in Gattaca but once every generation we scramble the genetics ) and modify the pop for maximum efficience
>>3271294I love it.
>>3271243>a purely autistic /po/ fagDon't be rude to the origami boys, their board is even slower than /qst/.
>>3271252>>3271249>They think the graphs are a master power and some Wards or whatever gets thrown in M/S Containment.
>>3271243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HZwBnMyenASeptember 3rd, 2007The Forgotten Siege Of Brockton Bayby xxx, xxSince the formation of the Protectorate on January 18th, 1993, many people have forgotten the rather chaotic period between 1982 to 1993. In those eleven years, I think it can be said that the whole earth was set ablaze.Countless massacres occurred during that period due to a truckload of factors. Those who triggered were often met with prejudice and fear, the most infamous example would probably be the Andrew Hawke case, but let's not delve into the exact details here.The Slaughterhouse 9 were formed during those early years, by Jack Slash's predecessor, King.While King's leadership didn't last long, he himself was arguably as cruel and wicked. He led the infamous Harbinger, Gray-boy, and many others. Similarly to his protege, he moved to one place to another, leaving a trail of destruction and death behind. One of his 'visits' occurred during September 11, 1986. His target was Brockton Bay, and his visit was later labeled as 'The Siege Of Brockton Bay' by its survivors. During one whole week, he managed to cause an estimate of 20-000 deaths. Accompanied by about 160$ million dollars in damages. xx, xxx. xxxxx, xxxx, Franz Schmidt and Emily Schmidt were notable victims of this tragedy. The latter two were pioneers on the parahuman phenomenon at the time. They co-authored several essays on the subject and many of them would be proven true long after their release.*The rest of the paper is torn off*
>>3271461I'll be stopping today, I'll continue tomorrow morning.
>>3271461So wait was this our trigger event? I was under the impression that happened more recently.
Ah, so we’re gassing the paras. Nice.
>>3271480No, like you said it happened fairly recently.
>>3271567We gassin everyone who ain’t huWhite or honorary Aryan up in dis bitch.
>>3272785Quick review.These people are based:>White Germans>White North Indians (strange, isn't it?)>NordsThese people are acceptable:>Japs>PastasThese people are to be gassed:>Niggers>Kikes>Poos>Fags>Trannies>Chinks>American mongrels>Border-hoppersWow, is this how /pol/yps think?Ugh
So things to do in our three days of free time?
Awake and ready, I'll begin writing now
>>3271248Oh yeah, I forgot to comment on this>We can do bio tinkering stuff right?Yes, you can. With the obvious restriction of it being shit at first, you can even attempt bare bones surgery. Keyword there is attempt
>>3273311So stuff we build ourselves is awful until we upgrade it, how does that apply to items we upgrade from a base (The shotgun for example)
>>3273293Hm, your upgrade potential is basically cut off at the very beginning you start upgrading it. Meaning you couldn't have made it fire lazer rounds or whatever Sc-fi bullshit you can think of.Anyway, I'm sorry for the delay but I've decided to do a short PHO segment, please wait warmly
>>3273341It’s fine, PHO is always a good show.
>>3273341>>3273374What is it that makes PHO so damn great? And not just PHO either. In literally every quest I've participated in that had a forum interlude, that was the best part of the quest.
>>3273376Because seeing PHO react to stuff happening is weirdly interesting. A outside perspective where nobody is quite sure what’s going on.
>>3273376Day 4, Week 2April 26th, 201119 days until ???You awake in a cold sweat, and your eyes meet the old ceiling. Slowly getting out of bed, you take an immediately hot shower. Luckily, it seems to shake off that weird feeling you felt when you awoke.Getting dressed, you do some of the mundane morning chores. Changing the sheets, washing, drying and ironing your clothes. After all that happened yesterday, the monotony of it helps soothe you down. Making breakfast, you opt for some simple cereal before doing something you haven't done in a while, mess around on the internet.Turning on your potato PC, you eventually manage to load up POWelcome to the Parahumans Online message boards.You are currently logged in, The_Count_Of_Monte_CristoYou are viewing:• Threads made in the last day OR• Threads marked as important.• Thread OP is displayed.• Ten comments per page.• Unread messages in private message history• Threads and private messages are ordered chronologically.This account currently has two permanent infractions, reminder that if you receive another infraction, you will be permanently banned.Topic: Fighting between the remaining ABB and other gangs?In: Boards ► Gangwatch ► BrocktonBayGeneralExile (Veteran Member)Posted on April 24th, 2011I haven't really seen many threads talking about this, at all, so I thought I should create oneI live nearby the docks, around the East Slums. Yeah, Yeah, I'm poor and shit whatever. But lately, I've seen a LOAD of fighting recently on the walk back from home. Starting from Lung's most recent containment, it seems like the gangs have really dialed up the conflict.Jacko_Latern (New)Replied on April 24th, 2011Yeah, I live around the area too. It's been f-ing crazy, so much so a lot of my neighbors have stopped leaving their homes past 6PMLambdadelta (Banned) Replied on April 24th, 2011(LINK REMOVED)I managed to get some decent recordings of the fights around the area. The guy with the dual wield pistols and shit is Alabaster, I think(?)USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POSTNona (New)Replied on April 24th, 2011Bless you Lambdadelta, keep up the good workUSER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POSTSonic_Youth (Veteran)Replied on April 24th, 2011Don't post those kinds of links, yikes. Not all of us here like that liveleak shitBlackquill (Moderator)Replied on April 24th, 2011Yeah, No. If I see anyone posting that or anything similar, I'll lock the thread. Be warned.cont
>>3273382Scrolling through, you check the latest page.Infomann (Veteran) (The Guy In The Know)Replied on April 26th, 2011Take with this with a very BIG grain of salt, but some of my sources have been telling me that Oni-Lee has died. Apparently, he blew himself up, Ha!JokronoReplied on April 26th, 2011Please be true lol, that'd be fucking gold. The suicide bomber cape ACCIDENTALLY blew himself up, Imagine! JoJoReplied on April 26th, 2011How the fuck would that even happen though? Did some trump power screw up his teleportation/cloning?Infomann (Veteran) (The Guy In The Know)Replied on April 26th, 2011@JoJo No idea, apparently the PRT is still investigating the scene. My sources won't tell me more than thatEnd Of PageHuh... News travels fast.>What do?>Create some blueprints (Of What?)>Do some shopping>Write In>Status>Hermann Schmidt>Faction Relations: (?) ???>Health: (100) More or less healthy>Money: 257 on hand, 400 in the bankhttps://pastebin.com/zK4gvTHV
>>3273384>Do some shopping (Any food we might need, maybe a few smaller bits for Tinkering)>Create some Blueprints (Welder, maybe look into some hypothetical ways to scale it up? Make a separate blueprint for the power source too)
>>3273382>>3273387This. Also, what are our infractions?
>>3273392We’ve killed Oni Lee, and we’ve misled law enforcement. Apart from that we’re a innocent man.
>>3273392>>3273398For the forums, betting on those infractions being severe shitposting and/or Cape Guessing.
>Do some shopping (Any food we might need, maybe a few smaller bits for Tinkering)>Create some Blueprints (Welder, maybe look into some hypothetical ways to scale it up? Make a separate blueprint for the power source too)Wins, roll me some 1d20s>>3273392I'll leave that to your imaginationLots and lots of shitposting
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>3273410
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3273410
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>3273410
>>3273413>>3273414>>3273415>No luck, but you managed to avoid crit-failing hardwritan
>>3273421Checking the cupboards, you notice your supplies have been dwindling down. There's barely anything left, ignoring that canned stuff nobody really likes. Leaving the house, you start walking towards boardwalk. Luckily for you, it's a fairly nice day, weather-wise. The sun beams down upon you with its gentle light, leading you towards your desired location.Boardwalk is fairly busy today, but that's boardwalk for you. Hordes of people leave one shop to another. You begin just... wandering around, letting chance guide you> 7Entering a shop that's probably a bit too high class for your tastes, you buy the basic essentials. Bread, milk, bottled water, and several other items. When you approach the till, you get some weird looks from the people around you, but whatever. Taking out your bank card, you opt to pay electronically>$160 lost from your bank account, 240 remainingLeaving, you spend a few hours looking for anything that could... satisfy your tinker instincts. Sadly, however, it doesn't seem like lady luck is on your side. The only things you find are restaurants and fashion shops. You return home slightly dejectedStoring your newly aquired food away, you decide to experiment with that whole blueprint thing you can do. Grabbing some paper and a pencil, you focus on one of your creations, the welder.>Blueprint of a Futuristic Welder Gained! Requires 60 Low-level, 40 Mid Level and 10 high-level materials to recreate.Moving on, you focus on that weird battery you made. Perhaps you could gain a higher understanding of it via a blueprint? Can't hurt to try, right? You begin sketching out the details...> Blueprint of ??? Battery (Tier 3, mid) gained, requires 20 low, 25 mid and 10 high-level material to recreate While you still have no idea of how it works exactly, you do have a vague understanding of its potential. You feel like this could power something for a long ass time.>What now?>MOAR blueprints>More PHO?(Anything you want specifically?)>Write in2 Actions remaining
>>3273495we should maybe check up more on the local villain situation to see if we can find a good sponsor/allies
>>3273500Well actually, I could do something along the lines of you guys asking for advise from other anonymous villains/vigilantes on PO, that could be fun to write.I'll ultimately leave it to you guys
>>3273509Sounds fun actuallyRemember to hide behind 40 proxies
>>3273495>Blueprint (Ray Rifle)>PHO (If anyone has an idea of what to do)
>>3273495>Blueprint (Ray Rifle)>PHO (Find allies/sponsors)
>>3273495Changing >>3273518PHO to>PHO ( >>3273509 )
You still alive Akire?
>>3273573Yeah, just temp busy with something, I'll be back and ready in like 20 minutes
BackSeems like>>3273509and >>Blueprint (Ray Rifle)wins, writing
>>3273667I keep seeing that pic as her holding a coffee cup over her nose.It's a gas mask right?
>>3273806No, actuallyIt's just a... I don't honestly know the proper term for it, but it ain't a maskAlso>HerAnon...
>>3273823thats a dude?!
>>3273823Rebreather? What fucking kinda dude is that if it ain't a girl? GoddamnBut you are sure it's not a coffee cup?
>>3273869>>3273828It's Haku all over again. We haven't learned a thing.
Focusing on the mental image of the laser rifle you created, it doesn't take long before you've drawn a rather in-depth sketch along with paragraphs of stuff you couldn't even begin to comprehend.>Lazer Rifle Blueprint gained! 20 Low Level and 50 mid-level material is required to recreatePlacing your newly written blueprints away neatly, you begin making preparations for dinner. Placing some frozen chicken wings inside an oven, you suddenly get an idea. You could have sworn there was an 'advice' board on PHO...cont
>>3273918Topic: Pointers/Counsel For A New Cape On The Scene?In: Advice ► Capes ► Rogues/Villains/Vigilantes The_Count_Of_Monte_CristoPosted on April 26th, 2011So... uh, I'm sure you guys get a lot of false flags all the time, but I'd still like for a veteran cape's insight at all possible. Without getting into the specifics, I'd like to hear some proper counsel from people who do know what they're actually talking about, instead of some cape fanatic who thinks they know everything. I can't join the PRT for reasons I don't want to disclose, and I've just recently become aware of my powers. What are the major DOs and DON'Ts? Shower (Admin)Replied on April 26th, 2011Monitoring the thread, be warned that Monte_Cristo has two Permanent infractions for derailing, so it's possible this is all some elaborate annoyance.Proto (Cape Geek)Replied on April 26th, 2011Hey, don't diss the worth of cape geeks. In all seriousness, the unwritten rules are pretty damn important, so I suggest you check up with them. Here's a link to a wiki article for them www.parahumans.com/wiki/cape culture/unwritten-rules/ Assault (Confirmed Cape)Replied on April 26th, 2011Screw it, I know I'm probably going to get chewed out for posting this, but whatever.I'm not going to beg for you to have a change heart regarding the PRT, because it seems like you've got a proper reason for not going that route. However, you don't HAVE to join the Protectorate. You could easily just register as Rogue, which may get you possible protection if you need it. Depends on the circumstances thoAs @Proto said, the unwritten rules are pretty high up there in the scale of importance. They're also a good way to make sure you aren't going off the deep end, morally and legally speaking.As an Ex-Villain/Vigilante myself, there's a ton of things to look out for. First off, going in completely alone is almost always a terrible idea, even if you have a power that rivals Legend/Eidolon/Alexandria.Secondly, watch out for Ideologically driven cape groups, from what I remember they were always bad news. Oh yeah, be extra careful with Masters/Strangers, especially the kind that can mess with your head.If you want more exact advice about powers or something specific that's more delicate, private message me. I'm always happy to helpEdit: I've just remembered, Corporate capes are always an alternative. I'd still recommend caution however, I've heard mixed things from my colleagues.SleepyanonReplied on April 26th, 2011@Assault What a great ladProto (Cape Geek)Replied on April 26th, 2011@Assault Nice! I finally got tagged by an actual cape! End Of PageFinishing your meal, you're left rather surprised by the reception.>Try messaging assault (Anything you want to ask specifically?)>Leave it for the day
>>3273926I'm sorry for the delay, I got a bit of the good old writing block
>>3273926>Leave it.We should start learning some kind of MMA, or CQC. Just because we got basic power armor that gives us Uber retard strength doesn’t mean we won’t eventually be up against someone with the same kind of strength. In that scenario, knowing HOW to fight would give us the upper hand.
>>3273926>Leave it for the dayKek, Assault recommending not joining an ideological group. We must answer our call to arms.
>>3273926>Leave it for the dayWe can talk to him later, but at least we have some advise available if needed
>>3273926>>Leave it for the dayAlso kek that ya added my name to the forum
>>3273926>Leave it for the day
>>3273926>Unwritten rules>try not to use lethal force>don't use gunsWell, we've already killed several people and we've hyper-modified a shotgun.
>>3273941>>3273942>>3273949>>3273957>>3273966>Leave it for the dayWins, writan>>3273957your welcome anon>>3273978It was purely 'accidental', riggghhhttt???
>>3273996YesAn accidentCompletelyThey ran into that car and bullets
>>3274008Well, to be fair you only shot Oni-Lee, and that was with the lazer rifleAlso, during these past days, practically the entire cape community of Brockton Bay ganged up the ABB due to several reasons, mostly them breaking the rules themselves.
>>3273978>Try not to use gunsBeam saber.....
>>3273978>>3274008Didn't we shoot them with the zip zap zibbity boop though? We've never fired a bullet at anyone, though we probably did squish a few zipperheads with the car we threw.
>>3273996Day 5, Week 2April 27th, 201118 days until ???Groggily leaving your bed, you start the morning tasks. Luckily, the nice weather from yesterday hasn't changed at all which is an oddity for spring. Making some butter and toast, you yet again boot up the old PC.Sadly, the thread you created hasn't made much progress ignoring the reactions from Assault's post. Frowning, you begin thinking about how your next actions for the day>Try and look up for martial arts classes nearby, it could be useful>Fuck around with your power inside your home, you can probably experiment on some toasters or whatever>Do some workouts>write in>Status>Hermann Schmidt>Faction Relations: (?) ???>Health: (100) More or less healthy>Money: 257 on hand, 240 in the bankhttps://pastebin.com/zK4gvTHV
>>3274060>Create the ultimate workout equipment, for those TINKER gains.
>>3274060>Fuck around with your power inside your home, you can probably experiment on some toasters or whateverFREEELECTRICITY
>>3274060>Fuck around with our powerWe can make the hologram projection device for our inevitable interview with the E88.
>>3274071Changing to this. WE WILL BECOME UBERMENSCH.
>>3274080>desire to move everything into the bunker and secure it still there>What if shit breaks
>>3274060>Create the ultimate workout equipment, for those TINKER gains.HUGE quest has begun.
>>3274060>fuck around inside your home
>>3273382>>3273926>>3273406>>3273392Even in fucked up fantasy world forums and mods are pussfilled throbbing cancerous growths
>>3274060>Try and look up for martial arts classes nearby, it could be useful
>Create the ultimate workout equipment, for those TINKER gains.Wins, roll for me some 1d20s>>3274110Eh, mods are always fags. It's like a general rule
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>3274134
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>3274135yes get pumped 5% chance
>>3274086Ditto Uber Gains
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>3274134UBER
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3274134>>3274110holy shit janny btfo>>3274134
>>3274141>>3274138>>3274135>19Nice, writing soon I'm just playing vidya
>>3274156Stopping for the day lads, I'll continue tomorrow
>>3274086Not just huge. Fast. Athletic. Explosive. Durable. Agile.
How do we keep these fucking assholes out of our garbage dump?There must be some better solution to this than just a fence and turrets...
>>3274645Find their hideouts, beat them up, take all their shit.
One wonders how the ABB must view this Verdun of a junkyard at this point.
>>3274683>Tfw the sky starts speaking napalm
>>3274734>Tfw the cars start speaking German
We don't have to work with the PRT, but what if we sell too them?What if we become a member of the E88, but overthrow Kaiser's rulership?
>>3274843Screw that let’s resurrect Hitler and/or competent members of the NSDAP and Wehrmacht
>>3274886I’m not sure if that’s doable anon, but a neo-NSDAP with a more utilitarian over ideological bent would be kino
>>3274908Yeah, but how and where will we start?
>>3274994With us, duh. Hermann has the perfect ability to build a large-scale organization as well. Just gotta start recruiting.
>>3275007What would the criteria for recruiting be?
>>3275019That’s the thing isn’t it? Historically speaking, it’s essential that we balance prioritizing Ideological Purity, Racial Purity, personal loyalty, and actual ability. I’d set the basic basic criteria at capital w White with no compromising loyalties.
>>3275091Maybe we could make an Ubermensch Machine/serum
>>3275198You know I just realized that if we intend to make some kind of Ubermensch serum and widely distribute it the Simurgh would not be having it. So we'd need to make some sort of device to hide us from her before we bring in too much notice.
>>3272830>Wow, is this how /pol/yps think?As a /pol/tard i can confirm that's pretty much it.
>>3272830Woah woah woahGAS?Who said anything about gas?>Hermann builds deportation teleportation: sends you back to your country of (genetic) nationalityI like to think of Hermann as the kind of ethnonationalist that supports ethnostates for everyone
>>3275571It would be funny if we had some kind of mobile gas chamber or gas attack that we used exclusively on Jews. I mean greedy bankers.
>>3275849Of course, greedy bankers and media-men need to be punished for their crimes against humanity
>>3275884Of course, and don't drop the brackets.
>>3275849>mobile gas chambersWill they have "Free shekels" written on the side?Weren't the mobile gas chambers made by the Soviets?
>>3275884Silly anon, it's not the jews, it's these guyshttps://worm.fandom.com/wiki/The_Elite(((( The Elite)))))In all seriousness, I wonder how fucked up the whole Israel/Palestine conflict is in this timeline.It would make a great quest idea
>>3275934Hey Akire, how would reverse engineering other Tinker-tech work with our power?
>>3275975You could try, although you'd probably get mixed results, depends heavily if you've worked significantly in the field the device is in.Let's say you tried to reverse engineer some bio-tinker stuff, you'd at best, would get very, very limited success.Tinker/Thinker powers are weird, huh?
>>3276006So if we do work extensively in a specialization we get better at reverse engineering any Tinker device made by another thinker with that specialization?
>>3275934>The Elite>Hermann's new mortal enemyHermann should already have a distrust of (((The Elites))) so this wouldn't be too meta, would it?
>>3276006>depends heavily if you've worked significantly in the field the device is inSo we improve permanently with practice.Man, how bad was Hermann at tinkering when he started out?
>>3276033Eh, about as bad as the average person, although his skill level increased dramatically>>3276010Yup>Tinker device made by another *tinkerthink you made a mistake there though>>3276028If they tried to approach you, yeah. You don't really know much about them other than /a they exist/ and /b they're probably bad./ This due to them manipulating the media, although they haven't really had much success with their censorship on the internet, for obvious reasons
>>3276057>think you made a mistake there thoughGOD
>>3275377Damn itIt's /pol/ack not /pol/tard./b/ is /b/tard
>>3276099You use /pol/tard when you want to shit talk /pol/. It's derogatory.
>>3274156>19 on /fit/ equipment I wonder what this’ll do.
>>3276124Obviously, we won't need the power armour anymore.
>>3276124>>3276126We will literally become the golden one.
>>3276006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHcLooking yourself in the mirror, you come to the realization that you've skipped out of your usual workout routine after that... embarrassing incident last week. Searching through the house, you notice that all the cheap gym equipment you've bought previously has been rather lacking.Of course, a normal person would just spend money on better equipment, but you're no normal man! You're a goddamn tinker! Even without your tools, surely you can create something worthy for a man like yourself!?>19Scrounging the remaining scrap you left here, you begin modifying the items rather passionately. After a few hours of tinkering, you try out of your new dumbells. The moment you pick it up, you feel it's weight change dramatically. Testing it out, you notice that it's weight suits you almost perfectly, huh...Trying out the treadmill, the moment you start moving on it the pace of the machine immediately alters itself. After a few minutes of running, you start feeling like you're actually pushing yourself...>Adapative Workout Gear, A/W/G gained, stage 1. Taking a quick breather, you happily enjoy yourself a cold bottle of water. your mind wanders as you think about your next action...>Continue experimenting with the AWG, you don't really have the proper tools to make much progress however...>Try to look for some Martial Arts classes nearby>get more /FIT/
>>3276155AHHH forgot these>Check on PHO for any new developments>Write in
>>3276155>get more /FIT/No point in Martial Arts if we don’t have a base.
>>3276155>get more /FIT/SWOLE IS THE GOAL!!!SIZE IS THE PRIZE!!!
>>3276155We are a /fit/izen of the future Reich.
>>3276161>>3276162>>3276168>get more /FIT/winsRoll me 1d20s for GAINSbest out of three
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3276176
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3276176
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>3276176
So there's been some debate on our ideology this thread, and I'd like to propose this: Instead of hating anyone who isn't white, let's hate those who hinder humanities advancement. Anti-Vaxxers, Flat-Earthers and other recent retard factions, ultra-conservatives who do anything to protect the status quo, layabouts who leech off the system instead of being productive members of society, greedy pigs who hoard more money than they could ever spend and use it for their petty quarrels.Basically keep the framework of "destroy untermenschen" but drop the stuff that's somewhat outdated and was mainly fearmongering in the first place and put a meritocratic spin on it.I think it fits pretty well with how people have been playing and planning, especially since Hermann doesn't actually seem all that racist.>>3276180Nice.
>>3276180Nice. Just because we can’t go to “work” right now doesn’t mean we can’t be productive.
>>3276186>Instead of hating anyone who isn't white>Instead
>>3276186Nah. We wanna rebuild an Aryan society. At the very least we’re all for the 14 words. We can do lip service to Adolf and 88 if we end up needing to join them though.
Wiping the sweat accumulating off your forehead, you chastise yourself. This is nothing compared to what you did in the past, this isn't even a stressful training regime! Turning towards your newly improved equipment, you let out a devious grin. It's time to push these things to their limit!>20 <Very Good!>You're practically sprinting on the treadmill as it hits speeds that the machine clearly wasn't designed for. Regardless, you continue pushing forward, as you finally feel alive. After 20 minutes of pushing your legs to their utmost limit, the machine finally begins to slow down before stopping entirely. Focusing on your arms, you grab those damn dumbells with renewed vigor. You spend a good half-an-hour straining the muscles around your arm, to the point where your hands nearly feel like sticks. Finishing it off, you decide to do a good 30 pushups. Exhausted, you storm into the shower to wash off the godly amount of sweat that lies upon your body.Leaving the shower washed and refreshed, you ponder on you should finish the day>Body Fitness, (Above average, halfway to ???, no modifiers for rolls, as of now)>What now>Continue experimenting with the AWG, you don't really have the proper tools to make much progress however...>Try to look for some Martial Arts classes nearby>Check on PHO>write in
>>3276272>Check on PHO
>>3276272>>Check on PHO
>>3276272>Start a Flame war on PHOAsk OBJECTIVELY who is the best superhero and why and watch the fireworks
>>3276290>>3276299>>3276304>>3276311>PHOVery well, this may seem odd, but...roll me some 1d20sthe usual rules apply
>>3276272>Try to look for some Martial Arts classes nearby
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>3276331
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>3276331
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>3276331Hope I Roll good
>>3276334>>3276336>>3276338Tch, fair enough dice gods, I shall continue that idea later>18Writing
>>3276351So I’m guessing this was either a roll to prevent getting banned from PHO, or it was a roll for the PRT not finding our stuff. Am I right?
>>3276386No, it was for something else entirelyThe latter you mentioned will be rolled later.
>>3276386 It could be Assault putting two and two together. A new cape whips up on the ABB. Then some guy on PHO claims to be a new cape who doesn’t want to go to the protectorate.
>>3276430Dragon already knows
>>3276486What should we do?
>>3276532roll for shitposting
Loading up the good old PC, you log onto PHO...Welcome to the Parahumans Online message boards.You are currently logged in, The_Count_Of_Monte_CristoYou are viewing:• Threads made in the last day OR• Threads marked as important.• Thread OP is displayed.• Ten comments per page.• Unread messages in private message history• Threads and private messages are ordered chronologically.This account currently has two permanent infractions, reminder that if you receive another infraction, you will be permanently banned.Showing page 1/6Topic: Alliance against the ABBIn: Boards ► Gangwatch ► BrocktonBayGeneralInfomann (Veteran) (The Guy In The Know)Posted on April 27th, 2011For those who have been living under a rock for the past week, fights between the ABB and other gangs have started happening at a much higher frequency. You might think of this as coincidence, but let me tell you right, it ain't.After Lung's second containment, my sources have told me that Kaiser, and several other cape groups agreed on a temporary alliance of sorts, against the ABB. This likely due to them breaking the unspecified rules capes live under, and other factors. Bakuda certainly didn't help in this, with her using the tinker bombs she made rather... brutally.For those curious about who exactly is in the alliance, it was more or less*E88*The Undersiders*The Travelers*Faultlines's Crew/Palanquin mercenaries Funnily enough, apparently Kaiser BTFO'd Skidmark when he tried to join in.EDIT: On a more serious note, the PRT has just confirmed Oni-Lee's death. Although a witness testified that he died accidentally, the PRT suspects foul playK_T_CReplied on April 27th>Funnily enough, apparently Kaiser BTFO'd Skidmark when he tried to join in.Madlad, at the least the Neo-Nazis have some kind of moral fiber to say fuck off towards scum like the merchants who give kids methMechanicusReplied on April 27thWhat are the PRT's thoughts/views on this? I've heard they've been patrolling the areaInfomann (Veteran) (The Guy In The Know)Replied on April 27th@Mechanicus They've agreed to not intervene as long Civilians aren't harmed.
>>3276592Nona (New)Replied on April 27th>EDIT: On a more serious note, the PRT has just confirmed Oni-Lee's death. Although a witness testified that he died accidentally, the PRT suspects foul playWhat, so who's left? Lung's probably in the birdcage, and if Oni-Lee's dead, then that just leaves Bakuda, right?Point_Me_@_The_SkyReplied on April 27th@Nona Yeah. Hopefully, this whole mess ends soon. While I hate the Empire as much as the next person, one less gang is always a good thing. Especially considering all the stuff Bakuda has done recently...XxVoid_CowboyxX Replied on April 27thWhy aren't the PRT joining in on this?MechanicusReplied on April 27th@XxVoid_CowboyxX Probably because of PR reasons. You don't want to be associated with Villians after all(Why the stupid name? It's 2011, no sane person should use Xx in the beginning and end of their username)USER WAS WARNED: DERAILINGSleepyanonReplied on April 27th@Infomann Can you give us more details on Oni-Lee's death? Infomann (Veteran) (The Guy In The Know)Replied on April 27th@SleepyanonSure*Died around late-afternoon, yesterday*Died alongside 30ish fellow gang members*Was allegedly fighting an unknown cape, assumed vigilante*Somehow, he managed to accidentally blow himself up (Doubted)End of page
>>3276592so thread are we going to strike the abb for territory/show off to the empire or just play defense?
>>3276602Striking out on them might be good for collecting supplies and making a name for ourselves, hopefully nothing will happen on the homefront meanwhile
>>3276602I certainly think Hermann should deal with Bakuda somehow, just to wrap things up.
QuestionDo you guys want>More PHOor to>Start the next day already
>>3276645>Start the next day alreadyTinker autism can't be stopped. The Tinker Chad gets GAINS in both INTELLECT and STRENGTH.
>>3276645>>Start the next day already>>3276653lets cuck kaiser after joining the empire by fucking purity
>>3276645>Start the next day already
>>3276645>Begin, mein brüder
>>3276645>Start the next day alreadyWe can come back to PHO once we’ve done more newsworthy work.
>>3276645>Start the next day alreadyMake weapons and fuck bitches
>>3276668This gives me a great Tinkertech idea, make Ugandan knuckles robots/organics and unleash them into the city as a terrorist weapon of mass annoyance.
>>3276681this gun : https://mega-mind.fandom.com/wiki/De-Gunop af
>>3276681Supporting this groundbreaking idea
>Start the next day alreadywins with a 100% majority
>>3276681>USER WAS WARNED: DERAILING
I wonder what Hermann’s penalties were for...
>>3276783>"Aw dang it that's the 53rd time" t. Greg verder
Day 6, Week 2April 28th, 201117 days until ???Awakening from your slumber, you start off the day with some light exercise. Luckily, your tinker workout gear somehow knows your groggily state and adjusts thusly.Peering out the nearby window, you notice that the past few day's wonderful weather has been replaced with stormy clouds, frowning, you begin the preparations for breakfast. Inspecting the cupboards and fridge, you settle for simple and yet tasty sausage sandwiches.Getting dressed, your mind begins to wander...>what do?>Try to start 'work' already, surely they've got to be finished...>Look for some martial arts classes>Write in
>>3276681>>3276783I'm dying, holy fuck
>>3276829>>Try to start 'work' already, surely they've got to be finished...
>>3276829>Try to start 'work' already, surely they've got to be finished...
>>3276829>Look for some martial arts classes
>>3276829go to the junk yard and make sure no one touched our stuff.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3276849>>3276850>>3276854>>3276856>>3276859>>Try to start 'work' already, surely they've got to be finished...Very wellRolling for the PRT's perception
>>3276863MUWAHAHAHAHRoll me some 1d20s, best of three to see if you notice it.
>>3276863>spoilersWhy didn't you guys go for the bunker. The GM even admitted he thought we'd go for the bunker.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>3276871
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>3276863
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>3276871plz
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>3276871
>>3276877>>3276884>>3276892I think the lesson learned here is:Sometimes taking the obvious action is the wiser playI'll say it in red, (you) ARE INCOMPETENT *Cackle*! >9, FailureWriting
>>3276877>>3276884>>3276892>why did no one listen>why did no one want to use the perfectly good bunker
>>3276874coward paranoiacs even when they get a break.it is best to not expect anything but weird crazy shit verging from or into stupidity from anon.
>>3276908Hindsight kicks ass every time
>>3276907could we lie into making them think we are just the hired help that was given these lines from the owner?That ought to give us some time to get the fuck out and perhaps bust our shit out, enough to try a bumrush on Bakuda and take over her lab...I mean, that is the only way i see forward as a independent. Or join E88 and suffer the insincere puppeteer leadership of Keiser.
>>3276906You utter fuckup. I have no reaction images to express my rage.
>>3276908>>3276910>I caused this paranoia.What's funny is i was thinking the Bunker would have hidden Tinkertech surveillance cause it's the most obvious thing Coil would do but anons instead thought i was talking about the entrance, which didn't even cross my mind.
>>3276916It's not his fault, I shouldn't have rolled such a shit dice
>>3276910>>3276913unreasonable paranoia. anon why...What are we going to do for damage control? more bullshit?>>3276914there's only so many times we can bullshit and hope it sticks. fingers crossed for a 20.>>3276918I know there were a handful of anons who were against not keeping everything in the bunker. This was the kind of stuff I was afraid of. None of our stuff was exactly "secured" to begin with. Locking all our tinker tech inside a locker in the shack or hiding them in a junk pile is only hiding.
>Imb4 dice gods have us severely injure/kill a hero to escape.>Imb4 we further become Worm's Yoshikage Kira and go on a spree of death and destruction cause they ruined our quiet life.
>>3276942>we're forced to take on a different identity due to the heat, ambush a guy and preform facial reconstruction surgery on ourselves to take his identity.>It's Max Anders>Purity fall in love with "Kaiser" all over again now that he's different.I swear if we come remotely close to this i'll lose my sides.
There's nothing unreasonable about not using what's obviously someone else's lair or bolthole. Plus you all metagamed that it was Coil too.Should have directed them towards it and kept their attention down there that we could sneak in and take out our gear.
>>3276955...I would not be against that, but a new face can only get us so far.>>3276957but we couldn't have know it was someone's lair, because there was nothing in it. and yeah everyone's metagaming was not all that dandy.
>>3276966It was brand spanking new, it had lights and was completely empty. Didn't it have a door at the far end too? In a world with parahumans you really should go with your gut feeling.Metagaming is rampant in all 3 worm quests, which I find incredibly annoying but it's up to the QM to put their foot down.
>>3276907I know you're writing already, but technically, >>3276884 quoted the wrong post. Wouldn't that invalidate his roll? At least that's how most QMs do it.
>>3276996>Stage 3, Bargaining
>>3276985Then we should've reinforced it with our own security measures and claimed it as our own, but now we can't use it anymore.There's no evidence that we've killed anyone. If they find out were a cape, could we plead to be a rogue / vigilante?
>>3276907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FU57vaLpPQLeaving the house, you head towards the scrapyard in a rather cheerful mood. You honestly can't wait to create a new gadget, or perhaps you should resume your work with that unfinished Power Armor? Grinning like a child, you start picking up the pace.Coilin worked tirelessly on this. He had to be diligent, clever and most importantly efficient. There were multiple stages of the plan, and all of them needed to go off flawlessly.You finally see the recognizable shack and gate. Walking up to the latter, you dash insideStage 1: The target needs to enter his 'base of operations'. Likelihood of being a tinker is 95%, therefore he should have stored his gear here>9Wandering around, you're happy to see that nothing's changed, for the most part. That car you threw is obviously gone, as long with the bodies that you left.Checking the turrets, you're happy to see that they haven't been meddled with at all. Man, today is your day.Stage 2: The target must not notice he's being watched with tinker cameras.Letting out a satisfied smile, you begin moving towards where you hid all your equipment. Hopefully, they haven't meddled with.Stage 3: The target must accidentally lead us to his tinker gear, can be used as key evidence laterFinally arriving, you're pleased to see that all your tinker equipment hasn't been touched at all. Grabbing your multi-tool...Stage 4: CAPTURE, CONTAINMENT, IMPRISONMENT"THIS IS ARMSMASTER, SURRENDER NOW OR FACE FORCEFUL DETAINMENT, YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY SEVERAL HEROES, YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE"And then it hits youCHECKMATE>Surrender, you can bullshit your way through this, right...?>Fight, surely you can take down several experienced heroes...>Attempt to flee>Another, more futile option
>>3277115>Another, more futile optionI dindu nuffin. My only crime was doing tinkering. All I want is a quiet peaceful life.>kira
>>3277115>Another, more futile option>"AM I BEING DETAINED?"Law yourself out of it, threaten to sue, lawyers, whole shebang.
>>3277115Actually. Arm our turrets as a distraction, Don our power armor, take all our stuff and try to flee.I AM BEING OPRESSED
>>3277146Supporting. We didn't necessarily want to resort to villainy but it seems we have now been pushed towards it.
>>3277115>>Attempt to fleescream >If a head is cut off, two more shall take its place, Hail Hydra!!!
>>3277146>>3277115Fuck it, not like it can get much worse.
>>3277146Aw hell, time to run to Kaiser I guess. Also did the protectorate REALLY just come after us in our civilian identity? For shame.
>Let the tinker get back to his base>Immediately “corner” him even though he has access to his gear and has shown a willingness to use up to lethal forceArmsmaster autism, not even once.
so can we use the Hydra logo as our Nazi banner ( as in making a tinker nazi division or just making a special force for the empire with the marvel hydra stuff)
>>3277115>Attempt to flee
>>3277115>Attempt to fleeTrying to make a case about how we have committed no crimes in our civvie persona (that they can prove) might fail since we have the turrets. I can't think of something better so I guess it's empire time
>>3277146Man I wanted to wait a bit longer and do some more solo shit before joining the Nazis.
>>3277178also cucking kaiser
>>3277115>>Attempt to flee
>>3277146support We are an honest citizen. ------Maybe we should have leave this place after the fights near us. We could have a chance, but they are probably too prepared and all around your house and neighbourhood.
>>3277185well we did kill a major subhuman cape as our initiation
>>3277185yeah it will be a good idea to have a power base before aproaching Kaise so he wont force us do shit for him, we can maybe trade with him but i dont think we have to join him unless we abselutly have to
>>3277178Nah hydra logo is gay as fuck. Let’s just use the sonnenrad.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>3277115>Attempt to fleeRoll me 1d20-3s, best out of threeRolling to see how fast a CERTAIN mastermind reacts
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3277204
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>3277204Fuck jannies.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3277204
Rolled 7 - 3 (1d20 - 3)>>3277204
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>3277204
>>3277210It seems Hitler wants us to have a fighting chance to escape these assholes.
>>3277216are we going to just leave the power armor and shotgun behind?
>>3277208>>3277209>>327721017-3=14>14, moderate success WritingYou'll be taking the Suit with you, but I'll let you guys choose one thing from https://pastebin.com/zK4gvTHV to keep.
>>3277228Hell no. We grab our shit and get out. Do as much damage as necessary to get out. We’re not gonna let the jannies stop our IRL shitposting and reichening.
>>3277233Do we take the blueprints anyway or?
multitool or the welder
>>3277233Grab multitool, set the battery to overload so that it will be a nasty ass bomb
>>3277233Prioritize>BlueprintsIf that’s automatic, then>Multitool Because we’re gonna need help recouping all of this loss. Man, I wish we could get the battery and welder too... all this waste...
>>3277251Supporting. If we can't have our tinkertech, nobody can.
>>3277251>this time to blitzkrieg
>>3277236>Do we take the blueprintsyou left most of them are at home, ignoring the ray-gun one.anyway looks like the >Multi-tool wins
>>3277253Why the fuck did we decide to go back to “work” so goddamn soon after a literal battle and crime scene investigation there?
>>3277273I imagine it’s because every time we almost fucked up we pulled through, so we didn’t care about the risk.
>>3277273To be fair, Armsy is a hard man to predict
Look at the bright side y’all, FENCEQUEST is over!
>>3277273Such is the life of the wage slave.>>3277271So who’s idea was it to attack the Tinker while in his civvies?
>>3277273Hey, I voted for martial arts so we can master our /fit body.
>>3277289 What if instead of going to Kaiser we partnered up with Bakuda to form a new faction now that the ABB's days are numbered. I really fucking doubt it but I wouldn't be opposed.
>>3277305We'll need a pasta bro if we're doing what I think you're thinking.
>>3277305Combining the powers of two on-the-run and desperate tinkers is a dangerous idea anon
>>3277305Seems like a good enough idea
>>3277305but I finally want a nazi/hydra/ germanic quest in worm
>>3277305>Literally making an Axis of EEEEEEVVIIIIILLL.
>>3277314 TINKER NATION
>>3277305I was toying with that idea, seeing if we could use our skills in tandem to make super weapons/bombs
>>3277313And I mean a competant pasta bro. Tall order I know.
>>3277305Well, asians are honorary aryans.Honestly that would be real funny if we did. Rein in her crazy a little and we can do great thinks
>>3277358yeah but on the resources department its far better joining a faction than creating one
>>3277356Does Brockton Bay have any sort of Italian population? I would very much be down to go full Axis. Can't think of any big pasta Capes either except maybe Contessa.
>>3277367>ContessaWould be ironic if in our neo-axis the Italians were the hypercompetent and broken ones of the bunch.
>>3277363Definitely. If we join the Nazis we will at least have protection and resources to utilize. It’s probably our safest play, and we can’t afford another setback like this.
Are we going Kraut, Jap, pasta, or are we going full Axis with Bulgarians, Romanians, and Hungarians?
>>3277378>, in the end she betrayal us just like irl
>>3277387>Bulgarians, Romanians, and HungariansLet’s get some Baltic auxiliaries and Finnish boys, make it a real party!
>>3277367I know shit about Worm so can't help you there anon, sorry.
>>3277367just kidnap some pizza bakers
>>3277399>Tinker specializing in cooking
>>3277387I would say full Axis. Any untermensch should be allowed to join so long as they share our ideals and are willing to reform themselves. We won't get very far if we're labeled as just another neo-nazi group.
>>3277285They're not attacking a tinker in his civvies, they staked out the base of a suspected killer Cape, it's really on him if he didn't cover his face.Just be glad that armstism let us reach our gear.OP when are we calling our boss to tell him what's been going on? We've been nothing but a model employee so far!
>>3277403Eh but the unspoken rules have been willfully broken by both the PRT and other villains of the city during their recent fights with the ABB. It would be highly hypocritical if they came after us for it.>>3277386The Nazis are much safer short-term but keep in mind that all capes related to them will eventually have their identities leaked by Tattletale. We could possibly find a way around that but I personally wouldn't want to risk it.
>>3277409well coil just tried to kidnap us so if we don't join a big org we are going to be under new management ( if we became a splinter cell of them empire we can circumvent that)
>>3277233https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QpUGCXwOks&list=PLtzah_dj5hUXk--M73cM1oq8twaKW_AxeHastily, you barely manage to get inside your suit before you hear the high pitched noise of a motorcycle. Grunting, you see dozens of grenades landing nearby...>14 <Medicore Success>Launching yourself midair, you see the countless different variants of effects those nades had, a couple were flashbangs, a few... EMPS? And last, but not least some traditional containment foam. Looking around you briefly see Armsmaster himself donning his midnight blue power-armor, he's currently riding towards your location with his.. bike?Before you can take in the details, you notice a cape dressed in red flying towards you. Narrowly dodging his attempt to pin you down onto the ground you manage to safely land. You attempt to begin sprinting anywhere that's not here, but that flying bastard forces you to stay on the defensive>??? Flying Cape, you will need to defeat him if you seek to flee anytime soon.Grunting, Armsmaster stays at a distance, occasionally throwing a nade to distract you.ROUND 1!Eitri (Health, 100%)Versus!Armsmaster???>2 Rounds until ???>3 Rounds until ???>Go on the offensive, you should have the strength to beat them >Stay on the defensive, try to exploit any mistakes they make>Try to recover one of your items, the bastard won't be expecting (What?)>Try to flee [LOCKED, MUST DEFEAT ???]
>>3277432>Try to recover one of your items, the bastard won't be expecting (Grab highly unstable power core, throw it.)
>>3277432Can we set the battery to overload or no?
>>3277305We can team up with bomb girl. Not after we kicked her ass. Plus doesn't she hate us?
>>3277438>>3277439You can tryForgot pic related
>>3277432>Try to recover one of your items, the bastard won't be expecting (What?)the upgraded shotgun
>>3277432>Recover one of your items.Overload the battery and throw it at em. Scrapyards tend to be pretty sandy too so it should obscure you a bit.
>>3277432>Try to recover one of your items, the bastard won't be expecting (What?)Leave me alone!
>>3277445Not Just the Men, but the Women and Children Too
>>3277432>Try to recover one of your items, the bastard won't be expectingThe battery
>>3277448Supporting.We should go for the laser rifle following the confusion and use that to take out flying boi.
>>3277438>>3277432Meet bigger (and more unstable!) grenade Armsy/whoever that is
>>3277459I agree on the laser rifle. What we can grab we destroy in the shack.>>3277443Can we destroy what we can't take? Deny the enemy assets?
>>3277468Yeah maybe we can make the battery in the welder go boom to get rid of the rest of our stuff. Scorched earth tactics.
Rolled 8, 6 = 14 (2d20)>>3277448>>Recover one of your items.>Overload the battery and throw it at em. Scrapyards tend to be pretty sandy too so it should obscure you a bit.Wins, roll me some 1d20s, and try to beat these rolls >>3277468You can... I guess???
>>3277448operation Barbarossa is a go
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>3277475
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>3277475
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>3277475Eat this!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3277475
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>3277475Big money
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>3277475deny the witch
Rolled 1, 14 = 15 (2d20)>>3277486>>3277487>>3277489>18Lucky, looks like the (((((heroes)))) are jobbing todayRolling to see how well they react/defend against it
>>3277501>they stalingra'd us
>>3277501>1Oh no. Oh fuck oh no please let them be alive. We cannot have a dead hero on record! Let it be Armsmaster that takes the hit!
>>3277508but we are the battle of the kurks
>>3277501>Arsmy crit failsWahahahahaahahah>>3277509Don't worry anon, let's just say the other hero is rather... durable.
>>3277509>We’ve nuked Onii-chan and a Ward within a weekWhew lad.
>>3277509>Inb4 it was a nuclear reactor and we just vaporized armsy's arms.
>>3277522>making the fatherland proud
>>3277501I can't fucking believe how armsy dice make him job in the beginning of every single worm quest it's fucking magical
>>3277535He very recently got hit with a nat 1 over in Void's quest that completely jobbed him. Existing as Armsmaster is enduring a continual cycle of failure and suffering.
>>3277501>1 Damn son
>>3277545> maniac timeline Barnaby fucked armlessmaster up
>>3277501Please be a arrested atomic reaction that is now leaking and showing signs of degrading.Instant bomb defusal or die situation for armsmaster since no way to calculate when it might go boom.And we do not fucking care we just grab some more of our stuff and shoot the fucking flyer out of the sky.
>>3277574after being properly humiliating and smacking him in the face with it and plonking him on his ass or something of the sort.
>>3277509Armsmaster more like cuckmaster
>>3277574the strike force is no feeling so good Mr stark
>>3277574Shouldn’t our turrets be helping us as well?
>>3277522>18 versus 8, 6Taking out your multi-tool, you rush towards where you kept your equipment. The red cape obviously tries to intervene, he repeatedly tries to get close and personal, but you manage to avoid his attempts at fisty cuffs. Grabbing the battery, you chaotically manage the practice of tinkering and dodging before you finally think it's ready.Undoing one screw, you hurl the bloody thing while screaming"FUUUUCCCCKKKKKK YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!">1,14Before Armsmaster can even properly react, he's engulfed in majestic diamond blue light alongside his co-worker. You too are sent flying in the opposite direction, your body bangs against one of the walls you made. (-5)As you quickly recover, you notice a fairly huge crater from where you threw that de-facto bomb... Armsmaster is nowhere to be seen, however his ally has recovered almost instantly.ROUND 2!Eitri (95%VS???>1 Rounds until ???>2 Rounds until ???>Go on the offensive, you need to finish this NOW!>Stay on the defensive, try to exploit any mistakes they make>Try to recover one of your items, the bastard won't be expecting (What?)>Try to flee [LOCKED, MUST DEFEAT ???]
>>3277619>a few... EMPS?
>>3277621>Try to recover one of your items, the bastard won't be expectingLaser. Try and dodge energy beams flying cunt.
>>3277621>Recover one of your itemsThis guy seems durable we need our shotgun to take him down a few dozen notches.
>>3277621>Try to recover one of your items, the bastard won't be expecting (Welder, if it wasn’t attached to the suit, Raygun if it was.)Do we get a +2 to welding as a Melee Weapon?
>>3277621>As you quickly recover, you notice a fairly huge crater from where you threw that de-facto bomb... Armsmaster is nowhere to be seen, however his ally has recovered almost instantly-Did we just..
>>3277621>Try to recover one of your items, the bastard won't be expecting (What?) the laser or the shotgun> also holy fuck we vaporized armsmaster
>>3277621>Try to recover one of your items, the bastard won't be expectingOur laser
>>3277640>kill order when
>>3277621>>Try to recover one of your itemLaser>"Holy fuck did I disintegrate him!? Jesus Christ tell me he dodged it!
>>3277621>Try to recover one of your items, the bastard won't be expecting (Laser Rifle)
>>3277647>We just wanted a quiet life, tending to our fence>Kill Order>E88 out of necessity
>>3277677we truly are Kira Yoshikage
>>3277677>We get known as the Brockton Bomber due to our infamous energy bombs.>Their initial purpose was for clean energy, yet necessity turned them into weapons.
>>3277688>We steal Bakuda's schtick accidentallyHilarious
>>3277688just like that German guy that discovered a way to make artificial nitrogen infused fertilized
>>3277677>"Why did you force me to do this, i just wanted to be left alone with my trash."
I’m not familiar with worm, but does killing that oni lee guy and this armsmaster guy help or hinder us from joining the Nazi faction? Obviously killing 2 guys automatically puts us on the shitlist for the cops and jannies, but who else will come after us over this?
>>3277621I think Armsmaster is still sailing through the air from the force of the explosion.
>>3277711Literally everyone because it’s forbidden to kill capes. https://worm.fandom.com/wiki/Unwritten_Rules
>>3277715Unless he decided to catch and grab the miniature nuke we tossed at him.
>>3277711killing those two leaves us with no choice but to join the E88.
>>3277711both: technically you are not allowed to kill but a jap bomber is Allahu akbar the city and the oni lee is from a rival faction
>>3277723Or with someone else whos desperate for allies such as a certain mad bomber.
>>3277736My thougts exactly
>>3277736while that an option but not the best one ( we are a nazi lite, all of the gangs/police are gangbanging her and we apparently have a rivalry from her uni days ( she debuted by holding the uni hostage because of her grades))
Stopping for the day, will continue tomorrow Brit bong morning
>>3277736Again. Did we beat her up already? And doesnt she hate our civilian identity toom i hope she doesnt connect the dots but i think shes done so already. How exactly would it be a good idea to team up with her?
>>3277736Historical Axis Bomber Alliance!Because why not be completely insane and take not just on the PRT but all of Brockton Bay!.Or, even more fun, a parallel bomber battle. Gangs vs Bakuda and PRT vs Eitri.Things that run straight into themselves and no one is bothered to get into the fight of the other.And then the Bombers start to duel in a bomb Tinker-off...The Brockton Bay Bomber Boomday
>>3277818>The Brockton Bay Bomber Boomday>Leviathan arrives on schedule, peeks out of the water to see Explosions and other weird shit in the distance, it sounds like there's a war.>Dives back in and turns around, he ain't dealing with that.And that's how we save Brockton bay! By destroying it!
>>3278011>fire under the seaNani
>>3278021Hermann should design a compound for burning that’s the same density as air, so we can have floating fire
>>3278055That sounds like it could be fun, assuming we get the right gear and the dice are good.
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3277640>>3277641>>3277664>>3277665>>3277631>LazerRighto, roll me 1d20s, best out of three
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>3279134
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3279134
>>3279138>>3279140Sorry buddy, had to do it.
>>3279138>>3279140>20DamnAegis can't catch a break, huh?Writing
I hope they had a no-knock warrant and a errant to bug the place or permission from the owner.Sure we don't have cash for a lawyer but when we get out we could tar and feather them for not only being stupid enough to assault a tinker in his lab(major egg on face for PRT), harrasing someone suspected of taking out Oni Lee, but also not having all their I dotted and t crossed by doing this somewhat extralegally.
>>3279162Also, we may have sent Armsmaster to Wendigo quest with that battery.
All these people willing to go with an undesirable and pollute the great Aryan genes with someone undeserving. Our ancestors are ashamed.
>>3279173Japs are honorary Aryans.Axis 2.0 soon.
>>3279176Only if you follow hitler and he wasn't even Aryan.
>>3279177>not following the wisdom of Papa AdolfYou suck.
>>3279173Who said anything about miscegenation?We are not sticking it in Bakuda. She has to find her own squinty eyed manmeat.We are also not sticking it in that roastie Squaler.>tfw no viable tinkergf in the area.
>>3279154>Natural 20 VS 13Rushing forward, you seek to use the next vital seconds to grab a ranged weapon. While the hero does try to stop you, he's ultimately too slow due to just surviving whatever the hell you threw was. Yanking your rifle, you manage to dodge another one of the cape's attacks just in time.Gaining some distance, you decide it's time to dish out some RIGHTFUL punishment. Aiming the rifle directly towards his shiny little head, you blast him with impeccable aim. At first, to your disappointment, your shots had no effect, but after a few minutes of repeating this process, you see the assumedly male cape slow down dramatically. You were about to leg it, before...Another red armored cape leaps into the fray, you vaguely manage to recognize him as Assault."Listen, calm down. We can still work this out peacefully, right? You were surprised attacked in your civilian identity by Armsmaster himself. No one can blame you for acting like this, a good lawyer can easily brush this off as self-defense, as long you turn yourself in. I'll even be with you every step out of the way, so, please.""Stop it assault, we've nearly got him! Finish this dammit!""Finish what? Breaking the rules that capes live under!? We're supposed to be heroes, act like one! Or is this just some game of glory to you and Armsmaster!?"Take Assault's offer, and come forward peacefullyRefuse, and keep on fighting
>>3279169>>3279162>start a guerrilla campaign harassing Protectorate and PRT to produce the legal documents on which basis they fucked with us.>just publish the warrants and the horror will stop.jpg
>>3279189>Your heart is in the right place Assault, sadly your company is not of the same mind, and as this was done neither are your superiors. You may believe such a outcome is possible but that ship has sailed when this fight started. Surrender is not a option for me anymore .
>>3279189>Refuse and escape>Where is armsmaster, did he survive? I didn't want to do that
>>3279194>supportI JUST WANT TO LIVE A QUIET LIFE
>>3279189>Refuse>”I’m afraid it’s too late now after this...there’s nothing I can do but fight, and I’ve found my reasons.”-Armstism creates another villain, right after ruining his civilian life too.
>>3279200There’s no quiet life after this Anon, they already know who we are and what we do, we’ve killed two(?) capes and the PRT will try to give us an offer we can’t refuse.
>>3279194Supportan Yoshikage speech
>>3279200Scream this at the top of our lungs
>>3279205Time to genemod ourselves into looking different.Alternatively we team up with Bakuda and see if we can create some continent busting bomb or something. All we wanted to do was build cool shit.
>>3279212Time to create the delorian
>>3279194>>3279199TheseMake sure to thank Assault, he's cool.
We could probably make some pretty neat vehicles.
>>3279194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3_68FFpzJAThen start singing of Cobrasa Fumantes that impressed the us in the last big war.Would throw them out for a loop at any rate.
Does earth bet have back from the future ? Because if not we can steal doc quotes
>>3279194>>3279199Looks like these two win it, writing. Playing some vidya, so the update might be delayed slightly
>>3279228> us looking for fucks to give for the prt after this
>>3279228>4 December 1985Scion first appeared around 1981 or 82 so probably not, sadly
>>3279234Truly the worst earth If we ever build a something to timetravel it must be the delorian
>>3279237>mfw taylor is our marty> her dad falls in love in her> here we go
>>3279224https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygYfQtN_20This however would be way more appropriate to the situation.
>>3279237Why not a Time-Leap Machine?Sending our consciousness into the past instead.
>>3279249Because of the geek factor
>>3279251fuck that shit.Only the cool factor counts.Larping faggotry is definitely not something to do.We will make our own time anomaly device with blackjack and hookers!
>>3279189"Before I give an answer... is Armsmaster alive? I didn't see any remnants of him after that explosion...""He's mostly fine, Dragon quickly arranged for an ambulance when all of this started, and he's being taken to a hospital as we speak.You let a visible sigh of relief. Luckily, you haven't killed two capes in one week..."Your heart is in the right place Assault, sadly your company is not of the same mind, and as this was done by your superiors. You may believe such an outcome is possible, but that ship has sailed when this fight started. Surrender is not an option for me anymore.The Count Of Monte Cristo thanks you, however, you are truly deserving to be called a hero..."Letting out a bitter smile, he changes into a battle stanceRound 3!Eitri (95%)VSAssaultAigis (40-60%)???>1 Round until ???>Keep some distance, and fire upon them with your laser rifle>Get up close and personal, go on the offensive>Stay on the defensive>Try to recover one of your items, the bastard won't be expecting [LOCKED]>Try to flee [LOCKED]
>>3279264>keep your distance
>>3279264>Keep some distance, and fire upon them with your laser rifleWhen in doubt, shoot it out.
>>3279264>Keep some distance, and fire upon them with your laser rifle
>>3279264So how do our laser weapons deal damage? Heat? Electricity? Non-Euclidian Tinker bullshitery?
Rolled 7, 15, 8 = 30 (3d20)>>3279265>>3279269>>3279270>>3279271Hm, roll me some 1d20+1s, best out of three
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>3279279
Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>3279279
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>3279279
>>3279281Fastest hand in the west
>>3279279Aegis: 7Assault: 15+3=18??? 8+2=10Next time on Worm: Seasoned Heroes fail to capture one lone tinker
>>3279288West, Jim West, desperado
>>3279297Lone man guns down children and prt officials>how does sam hyde keeps getting away
>>3279297>A lone Tinker with half finished gear>Was ambushed by two proven heroes
Shit forgot to roll for something important1=undersiders2=The Travelers
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>3279336
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3279336AAAAAA
>>3279338Is taytay in the group yet ?
>>3279336so extra bloodhounds on our ass.
>>3279343Time to shoot some doggies
>>3279336So it’s The Travelers that are showing up now?
1st to waifu sundancer
>>3279338are we gonna end up working with them or something because that would be stupid funny and blacks absorb uv rays better then whites so black may be the superior skin color or is that to anti nazi for usand superiority mostly comes down to knowledge and its correct application
>>3279360Well we aren’t a nazi per say ( just a really radical ethostatist(?) or a monarchist supporter) so we aren’t a white superior race but a every rave should stay separated for each one of them to form a utopia