>>3281240
>*with a stat system

>>3281240
> Realistic: The world is almost identical to modern earth, except about a decade ago 0.1% of the population developed superpowers, and it's about a medium level of grim-dark.

>>3281240
> Realistic: The world is almost identical to modern earth, except about a decade ago 0.1% of the population developed superpowers, and it's about a medium level of grim-dark.

>>3281240
> Capeshit: The world is an alternate earth that runs on comic book logic, 0.1% of the population has superpowers and use run around in colored tights fighting crime, and it's a low level of grim-dark.

>>3281382
switching to>>3281374

>>3281240
> Realistic: The world is almost identical to modern earth, except about a decade ago 0.1% of the population developed superpowers, and it's about a medium level of grim-dark.

>>3281240
> Capeshit: The world is an alternate earth that runs on comic book logic, 0.1% of the population has superpowers and use run around in colored tights fighting crime, and it's a low level of grim-dark.
It’d be fun to be a depressing af NEET in comicbookland

>>3281240
>> Cyberpunk: The world is a polluted, near-future earth almost entirely owned by the corporations, 0.1% of the population has superpowers, and it is a high level of grim-dark.

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>>3281280
>>3281374
>>3281394
>>3281412
>4 votes for Realistic [Locked]

The world is almost identical to modern earth, except a decade ago an extremely tiny subset of the population gained superpowers from a mysterious source when the Mayan Calendar ended. Ever since then a fraction of the population randomly Awakens superpowers in a stressful event, but superpowers are heritable, and mad scientists have found ways to induce Awakenings.

After a year and a half of anarchy, law and order was restored and life went on like normal, except there's several North Korea-tier dictatorships run by people that won the superpower lottery, an absurd amount of secret agencies dedicated to preventing super-powered crime, and the occasional televised or Liveleaked super-powered street fight. The comic books were wrong, but some supers do wear colorful tights.

You are [Choose Name] a morbidly obese man-child living with his mother in a run-down suburb, and you are about to experience the Awakening of a lifetime. Whether that inspires you to change who you are as a person or simply keep living like you have is up to you. There's a somewhat complicated system for ranking superpowers, and before we do anything else, we need to determine what kind of super you are going to be.

> Roll three 1d10+2, each anon's roll is going to count.

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d10 + 2)

>>3281446

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d10 + 2)

>>3281446

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d10 + 2)

>>3281446

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d10 + 2)

>>3281446

>He read NEET Quest
I’m so hype, I remember following that live.

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>>3281457
>>3281469
>>3281483
>You have 22 Power Points (PP) to begin.

Superpowers operate on a tier system ranging from 1-20, where in rough threat level, 1 is barely above an ordinary human, 5 is able to handle a squad of professionally trained humans or destroy a household with relative ease, 10 is able to handle a small army of professionally trained humans or destroy a small town with relative ease, 15 is able to handle a large army of professionally trained humans or destroy a large town with ease, and 20 is able to handle a First World nation's professionally trained army or destroy a decently sized city with ease.

Supers become rarer the higher their tier is, and only a handful of 20's have ever been recorded. Most supers are between 3-12, and those with 1-2 either have weak powers or only recently Awakened. No two superpowers are completely identical but several broad categories have been identified which have been named after the Worm web-novel's classifications for ease of understanding.

You're going to be spending (PP) to determine what tier each of your powers is going to be at to begin, and you'll be distributing them between the following categories:

> Mover
> Shaker
> Brute
> Breaker
> Master
> Tinker
> Blaster
> Thinker
> Striker
> Changer
> Trump
> Stranger

You can have as many different categories as you want, or even multiple powers in the same category, but remember, the more superpowers a super has, the weaker each tends to be. The costs are 1 (PP) per tier between tiers 1-10, and 2 (PP) per tier between tiers 11-20. Don't worry about justifying the Awakening Event, we'll find a way to contrive something as the game begins.

> How do you want to spend your (PP)?

>>3281519
As do I, anon, as do I.

>>3281542
If you want, we can roll instead to determine what you get, but that get be a bit jumbled.

>>3281542
>>3281555
I’m good with voting

>Mover 10
>Breaker 10
>Trump 2, preferably of the nullification variety
We full disconnect now boyos

>>3281542
So can we just say what powers we want and the points will scale them to existance?

>>3281570
I'm just confused, not a power gamer

>>3281569
Nice build anon, but I'm eager to see what everyone else has in mind.

>>3281570
I'm going to give you three choices for whichever categories you choose, but if you want to pick a specific power that's not too ridiculous, I'll allow it.

>>3281579
No, I should've clarified.

>>3281569
Oh, if we need to have powers within the category

>Breaker: Transforms into an incorporeal, broadly invisible substance akin to “spiritual energy” which allows him to still influence the world around him while being utterly untouchable by any man

>Mover: Some broken form of *teleports behind you*

>>3281542
> Blaster 7
> Thinker 10
> Tinker 11
its iron neet

>>3281587
Writing an edge-lord NEET with no sense of self-awareness would be hilarious.

>>3281593
But this would also be fun as fuck.

>>3281608
The theme with my build was for him to be able to literally escape/hide from the world as best as possible, with the token trump for escaping supes.

>>3281616
Makes sense, and definitely easy to justify him gaining the superpower.

I'll give you another 30-60 minutes to decide on a build before we continue.

>>3281542
> Tinker 20
We're Super McGyver. We can make practically anything.

>Thinker 2
Significantly smarter I guess?

>>3281651
That's not how the (PP) works anon. Tiers 1-10 cost 1 (PP), tiers 11-20 cost 2 (PP).

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>>3281640
Mover 5/5: speed and wall running

Brute 4: superior physical strength

Thinker 4:3rd degree blackbelt in self made martial art

Stranger 2: blend into the shadows

Shaker 2: make fields of darkness

I'm not at 100%, but I tried my best

>>3281675
Niceu desu senpai

>>3281675
make hims fat, sweaty, smelling of bad BO, and constant having Cheetos fingers and you have yourself a deal.

>>3281690
Thanks!

>>3281695
Yesssss

>>3281675
The potential for edge-lord shit in this build is impressive anon.

>>3281675
>>3281690
>>3281695
>3 votes
If no-one else has a suggestion or vote to make in the next fifteen minutes, we'll be going with the trench-coat katana aesthetic.

>>3281708
mom: "Honey? Where are you going this late?"

pc: "I'm gonna into the city, where upon I shall find the highest ledge to roost so I may look down upon the city and deliver swift justice to villainy!"

mom: "You're going out to play dress up with your internet friends sweetie? Don't stay out too late. Be back before ten!"

If there was a build I’d be okay losing to, it’s this meme of one. Can’t wait to dab on normies.

>>3281719
I'm just imagining a sweaty, +350 pound, fucking meme incarnate wielding a Walmart katana, and decimating a dozen hardened criminals with inhuman agility and martial arts ability a shaolin monk would envy.

>>3281728
I thought this >>3281690 was a vote, anon, we can always wait another 30 minutes.

>>3281740
With the premise of this thread, and a QM name of "UberNEET," this was the obvious path.

>>3281745
Nah, I really prefer this to mine Running and being a coward is fun, but power-tripping when engaging normalfags and then jobbing to proper broken supes is a much more exciting quest concept

>>3281675
>>3281690
>>3281695
>>3281698
>>3281707
>>3281719
>>3281728
>>3281749
>>3281758
>3 votes, Mall Ninja Incarnate [Locked]

Once you've chosen a name for your secret identity, we can begin.

>>3281777
Shadow Knight. The tipper of fedoras. The Gentleman of M'ladies. The consumer of the Dew.

>>3281777
Derek Ian Edwards

>>3281777
Specter

>>3281777
The Darkness

>>3281788
>>3281800
>>3281806
I meant your actual name, but these are all fucking hilarious.

>>3281792
If no-one has any objections, we're going to be going with Derek Ian Edwards for the name on the driver's permit. Not license plate, permit.

>>3281814
I vote Larry McKenzie for our real name.

>>3281818
DIE initals, tho

>>3281792
support

>>3281818
I have to admit, I have a slight preference for Derek if only because it sounds so hilarious when it's said nasally. Five more minutes to vote you guys, and if you want to, you can choose a state, otherwise I'll pull one out of my ass.

>>3281826
OH FUCK, that's clever, that's pretty fucking clever anon.

>>3281814
Derek Ian Edwards for dat DIE

>Florida
We won’t be that crazy there

>>3281838
THIS

>>3281838
If you go with Florida, there will be a Florida Man, because if we're going balls-deep into the memes, we're going balls-deep into the memes.

>>3281792
>>3281838
>>3281840
It is decided, we are going with Derek Ian Edwards, or Mr. D.I.E., in the state of Florida. We aren't going to immediately begin with superpowers, but the Awakening definitely won't catch you by surprise. Give me a minute to do a write-up and we'll be cooking with Crisco.

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You awaken with a start, at the early hour of 11:16 AM. The air in your den is slightly humid, and as you rise, you deftly evade the piss bottles laid beside your vintage Xbox 360, and strike a badass pose in the bathroom mirror. At 342 pounds of strong-fat, with a thick, manly stubble, and the confidence to wear the same pair of underwear for no less than a week, you are an intimidating figure, and soon, every criminal walking the streets of Miami will fear your name, for you are Derek Ian Edward, and it is your destiny to strike out at the heart of evil, take what is rightfully yours, and earn the respect of the normie masses!

But first, comes the most important meal of the day. Breakfast. Two hot-pockets, half a bag of party-sized jalapeno cheetos, and eight mozzarella sticks later, your hunger is sated and it is time for you to decide what to do for the day. It is Tuesday and mommy works some lame job as an accountant in the city, so she won’t be bothering you until 6:00 when she gets off work, so until then, the entire house is your oyster. Just like it is every day. It’s only 11:49, so you’ve got plenty of time.

> How do you want to start your day?

>Date: 08/13
>Age: 24
>Weight: 350 pounds or 159 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Skills: None
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1
- Dexterity: 1
- Willpower: 1
- Charisma: 1
>Assets: $250 cash

>>3281921
Dare to walk outside. Take your awesome trench coat and your dragon style knife.

>>3281921
Get a knife from the kitchen

No

ALL THE KNIVES!!!
FROM ALL THE KITCHENS!!!
IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!!

>>3281945
>>3281942
>>3281921
These, slot the kitchen-knives in the shoddily homemade pockets lining the coat.

>captcha palm trees
FLORIDA BECKONS BEEFCAKE

>>3281942
>>3281945
>>3281949
> Roll 1d20 to plunder the wealth of blades
> Best of three rolls, because this an [Easy] task

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3281955

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3281955
Gib

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3281955

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>>3281964
>>3281965
>>3281969
Though the urge to shitpost beckons, the time for hesitation has come and gone. Enough! You must strike out at the darkness in the hearts of evildoers, and as you wet your blade with their life’s blood, see the looks in their eyes as they realize how hollow their lives really were. It is your destiny, and you shall fulfill it! But first, you’ll need a weapon… As you sheath your authentic Japanese-steel four-inch dragon knife in your totally badass leather trench-coat, you see the error of your ways. No, you need ALL the weapons…

Fifteen minutes later, you’ve managed to break into mommy’s knife cabinet and sheathed each of the knives, despite the near-indestructible dollar store padlock. They are made of inferior gaijin pig-iron, but quantity is a quality all of its own, and with no less than twenty-two blades, who would dare oppose you? A FOOL, that’s who! You don your gentleman’s fedora and strike out into the cul de sac with a badass flourish of your trench coat.

One of the retirees next door stares at you, and he is right to, for the majesty of a truly honorable samurai warrior is rarely seen! The state of Florida is a hive of scum and villainy, especially in this age of Meta-crime, and the number of dastardly wrongdoers that need to be rooted out cannot be understated.

> Where shall you travel first?

> YOU WILL VENTURE THROUGH THE SUBURB, IN SEARCH OF CRIME!
> YOU WILL TRAVEL TO A NEARBY PARK AND FIND EVILDOERS THERE!
> YOU WILL JOURNEY TO THE CORNER STORE, FOR YOU CANNOT SLAY EVIL ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!

>Date: 08/13/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Skills: None
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1
- Dexterity: 1
- Willpower: 1
- Charisma: 1
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Assets: $250 cash

>>3281997
>> YOU WILL TRAVEL TO A NEARBY PARK AND FIND EVILDOERS THERE!
Children are the future after all

>>3282007
This

>>3281997
> YOU WILL TRAVEL TO A NEARBY PARK AND FIND EVILDOERS THERE!
I hope Florida-NEET isn’t a damned lolicon too.

>>3281997
> YOU WILL VENTURE THROUGH THE SUBURB, IN SEARCH OF CRIME!

>>3282007
>>3282015
>>3282019
>Roll ONE 1d100

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3282032

>>3282032

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>>3282036
The suburb is a placid place, filled with passive oldsters who lack your conviction, and they need not your service… The implicit bounteous feast of the corner store is alluring, but you’ve already eaten breakfast and must set aside your temporal needs, for you know exactly where it is that you must go… TO THE CRYSTAL LAKE GARDEN PARK YOU SHALL GO! However it is three miles, a far journey indeed for one on foot.

> Roll 1d20 to travel to the Crystal Lake Garden Park
> Best of one, because your endurance renders this a [Hard] task.

>Date: 08/13/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Skills: None
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1
- Dexterity: 1
- Willpower: 1
- Charisma: 1
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Assets: $250 cash

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3282049
Night boys, we don’t all get them neetbux

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>>3282053
The true warrior cares not for distance, for the pursuit of vengeance for the righteous cannot be stopped! You begin to walk at a rapid, shrugging off the blistering Florida heat, and after ten minutes, your hands are on your knees and you are panting, but you know deep down inside, that there is no rest for the wicked, and you cannot stop so long as they walk the earth! Rejecting your body’s commands to rest, turn back, or ask one of the houses along the way for a bottle of water, you continue on the path, and after only three and a half hours, you have arrived, your face beet-red and calves burning.

> +1 Endurance [1/5]
> +1 Willpower [1/5]

This is the most strenuous journey you have undergone in many moons and though you are exhausted, you know that if you can accomplish this, nothing is beyond your grasp! The park is barely fifteen acres surrounding a remarkably clean lake, and in the distant past, legend says it was once the site of a golfing club, but that is of little interest. What incurs your suspicion are a pair of hunched men in far less stylish trench-coats than yourself, a wandering stray pitbull dog that growls at the handful of passerby, and the unusually clean-shaven homeless bum attempting to solicit the other park-goers for pocket change.

> What shall you investigate first?

>Date: 08/13/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Skills: None
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1 [1/5]
- Dexterity: 1
- Willpower: 1 [1/5]
- Charisma: 1
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Assets: $250 cash

>>3282085
> What shall you investigate first?
homeless guy is CLEARLY peddling people out of their hard earned money for DRUGS
but NO MORE on MY WATCH

>>3282094
Yess

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>>3281777
>tfw double trips
Whoa

>>3282085

>>3282094
sure +1
lets get this update rolling op

>>3282094
yeh

>>3281675
As funny as this is, it looks like you have 5 unspent PP.

>>3282206
depends if the two 5's in mover category need to be paid separately

>>3282212
They are.

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>>3282094
>>3282103
>>3282181
>>3282186
You observe each of these potential threats to society in turn, and eventually settle on the panhandler. It’s obvious that the trench-coat men aren’t guilty of anything but criminally good taste, and from the way that pit-bull is sniffing the baby in its stroller, there’s no way it’s anything but a loner that wants to be left alone, and you can understand that. No, the only criminal here is the beggar, and your keen ninja instincts, honed by years of watching and rewatching Naruto make that stunningly clear. This man, no this, THIEF is preying on the innocent and taking advantage of their charity to satisfy his greed, and fuel his ADDICTION to WEED! No actual beggar would wear a plaid-button up shirt and toboggan in the Florida heat, and in the name of your ancestors, you shall put an end to this dishonor!

> How do you want to approach the ne'er do well?

> You will attempt to [Intimidate] him into giving you his stolen wealth unarmed!
> You will draw your knife and [Intimidate] him into giving you his stolen wealth!
> Your thirst for blood must be sated! You will draw your knife and slay him where he stands!
> You will attempt to be the better man, and [Persuade] him to cease his dishonorable ways!

>Date: 08/13/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Skills: None
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1 [1/5]
- Dexterity: 1
- Willpower: 1 [1/5]
- Charisma: 1
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Assets: $250 cash

>>3283021
>> You will attempt to be the better man, and [Persuade] him to cease his dishonorable ways!
Make him give up a bigger name

>>3283028
> You will attempt to be the better man, and [Persuade] him to cease his dishonorable ways!

>>3283028
>> Your thirst for blood must be sated! You will draw your knife and slay him where he stands!

At the moment, your stats are the lowest possible and until you Awaken, you are at a significant disadvantage in almost anything that requires a roll. A stat of 5 is average, and every point beneath that gives a -1 penalty.

>>3283031
>>3283032
> Roll 1d20-4 to peacefully convince him to stop begging
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task

Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>3283109
We are a supreme gentleman and superior atheist, there is no way that our powers of rhetoric can fail!

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>>3283111
>>3283128
On this day, violence is not the answer, and there are too many witnesses you will not stoop to sullying your blades with this coward’s blood! No, your supreme powers of persuasion are key, and your razor-sharp wit will pierce this drug-addled hipster’s haze! You approach the beggar, swishing your trench-coat, and take a wide stance so that the sun casts your shadow on his face. You make no effort to acknowledge the guitar case he’s filled with crumpled bills and he frowns at you with white teeth. “Uh… Can I help you?” You point your imposingly thick finger in his face, and speak with thunderous conviction.

“C-COWARDLY KNAVE! I’VE SEEN WHAT YOU DO WITH THAT MONEY, AND I DEMAND YOU CEASE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE NAIVETY OF INNOCENT FOOLS WHOMST’D’VE KNOW NO BETTER!” His bespectacled eyes widen at your accusation, and it is clear you’ve hit a nerve. “H-how the fuck do you know about that shit man?” You tip your fedora with a devilish grin. “My eyes see what others do not, and I witness your hideous deception for what it is! Abandon your guitar case of ill-gotten gains, turn thyself about, and leave this place to never return, lest I slay you where you stand!”

> +2 Persuasion [2/5]
> +1 Charisma [1/5]

The beggar gives a stubborn scowl at your demand he abandon his wicked doings, yet his eyes belie a hint of fear at the words you’ve said and you know you can press the advantage, This will take the deft touch that only you can give.

> How do you continue?

> You will [Bluff] that you have psychic powers!
> You will draw your knife and [Intimidate] him into leaving!
> You will [Bluff] that you have superpowers to [Intimidate] him into leaving!

>Date: 08/13/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Skills:
- Persuasion: [2/5]
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1 [1/5]
- Dexterity: 1
- Willpower: 1 [1/5]
- Charisma: 1 [1/5]
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Assets: $250 cash

>>3283168
>whomst'd've
absolutely based
> You will [Bluff] that you have superpowers to [Intimidate] him into leaving!

>>3283168
> You will draw your knife and [Intimidate] him into leaving!

>Draw 2 knives

I am the author of many MLP ero doujins. If you don’t leave, vile knave, I shall act out my ero doujins upon your bleeding, unconscious form.

>>3283168
> You will draw your knife and [Intimidate] him into leaving!
Hide it from others with our frame, also his cash is now ours and will be used to cleanse this city

>>3283187
Holy shit, I'm dying, that's a +2 circumstantial bonus right there.

I'll give you five more minutes to decide, otherwise I'm combining >>3283187 and >>3283188.

>>3283203
Supporting the combination.

>>3283187
>>3283188
>>3283212
> 3 votes [Locked]

> Roll 1d20 to [Intimidate]
> -4 for Charisma, +4 for Circumstance
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3283223

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3283223

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3283223

My gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors are smiling down upon me, can’st thou sayeth the same, cur?

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>>3283225
>>3283227
You shrug the trench-coat to either side, reach into both pockets, and draw the dragon blade and most serrated, hook-like kitchen knife, concealing them beneath your healthily sized body. The beggar’s eyes are as wide as dinner plates as he scrambles back, and you loom over him, uttering the fell words which bring so many to fear. “I am the author of many MLP ero doujins. If you don’t leave, vile knave, I shall act out my ero doujins upon your bleeding, unconscious form.” He mutters, stammering “Wh-what the fuck man?”

> +1 Intimidation [1/5]
> +1 Charisma [2/5]

To which you reply, “My gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors are smiling down upon me, can’st thou sayeth the same, cur?” Upon hearing your words, the thief seems to muster a measure of inner strength, and stands tall, whipping a piece of glinting light from his pocket. In his clenched fist is a set of heavy brass knuckles, and his gritted teeth spit on the grass at your sandaled feet. “Piss off ‘fore I break these off in your ass fatfuck.” The knave issues a challenge, and several of the bystanders stare in morbid curiosity awe of your majestic ferocity.

> How do you retort?

> Charge, tackle, and run the knave through!
> Throw a knife to impale, then draw another!
> Step forth and grapple him, then slit his throat!
> Dive to the side, and attempt to stab his kidney!
> Be the better man, and walk away to return another day…

>Date: 08/13/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Skills:
- Persuasion: [2/5]
- Intimidation: [1/5]
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1 [1/5]
- Dexterity: 1
- Willpower: 1 [1/5]
- Charisma: 1 [2/5]
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Assets: $250 cash

Impressive dialogue will yield a slight bonus to your roll, but the beggar has superior, (if below average) stats.

>>3283282
>> Throw a knife to impale, then draw another!

>>3283282
>throw knife
"face the might of my ninja skills, villain !"

>>3283282
>Throw back head and laugh
>FOOL!
DO YOU REALLY THINK AMERICAN BRASS CAN HOLD IT'S OWN AGAINST JAPANESE STEEL?

>Let him attack, then
> Dive to the side, and attempt to stab his kidney!
>Self defence is justified

>>3283310
>>3283313
>>3283336
Giving you five minutes to vote.

>>3283349
switching to this
>>3283336

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>3283336
>>3283351
> Roll 1d20 to convince the beggar to attack!
> -4 for Charisma, +4 for Circumstances
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
> Rolling 1d20-2 to resist, -2 for Willpower, -2 for Circumstances

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3283369

>>3283369
Whoops, meant to roll this. You have to type "+-" instead of "-" to subtract from a roll.

>>3283374

>>3283375
Bah.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3283369

Rolled 19 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>3283380
Fuck, this worked last time.

>>3283383
Fuck yeah, still only a 15 though.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3283369

>>3283336
Let’s hope this uncultured cis white male gaijin doesn’t recognize that these are white piggu knives.

>>3281997
>As you sheath your authentic Japanese-steel four-inch dragon knife
>>3283457

We're doing suprisingly well.

>>3283373
>>3283382
>>3283414
Whoop, didn't notice >>3283382 and was waiting for the third roll, update inbound.

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>>3283373
>>3283382
>>3283414

Such a heinous accusation cannot go unpunished, but even one of your skill dares not strike when so many eyes are upon you. In times such as these, your enlightened intellect proves itself superior to awesome strength, and you know exactly how to lure the dastardly cur into a vicious attack. Throwing back your head, you laugh and shout to the heavens, “FOOL! DO YOU REALLY THINK AMERICAN BRASS CAN HOLD ITS OWN AGAINST JAPANESE STEEL?” He stares at you, visibly irate but not enraged, then you hack a loogie into his face and he bursts into motion. This fool, if only he realized who he had challenged!

> +1 Persuasion [3/5]

> Roll 1d20-2 to dodge the brass knuckle blow
> -4 for Dexterity, +2 for Clever Plan
> Best of two, because it is a [Medium] task

>Date: 08/13/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Skills:
- Persuasion: [3/5]
- Intimidation: [1/5]
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1 [1/5]
- Dexterity: 1
- Willpower: 1 [1/5]
- Charisma: 1 [2/5]
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Assets: $250 cash

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>3283514
> Rolling for Brass Knuckle attack, -2 for Dexterity

>>3283514

Rolled 15 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>3283514
Omae wa...

Rolled 12 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>3283520
damn fucked up my roll

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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>3283521
>>3283522
He strikes to shatter your jaw, but you lunge to the side, swifter than the eye can see, and he’s left himself wide open! His fate is sealed! You shout out “Omae wa…!” and prepare to wield your fearsome ninjitsu skills in a killing blow!

> +1 Dodging: [1/5]
> +1 Dexterity: [1/5]

> Roll 1d20-2 to stab this filthy knave!
> -4 for Dexterity, +2 for Clever Plan
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
> Rolling 1d20-4 to dodge, -2 for Dexterity, -2 for Poor Angle

>Date: 08/13/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Skills:
- Persuasion: [3/5]
- Intimidation: [1/5]
- Dodging: [1/5]
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1 [1/5]
- Dexterity: 1 [1/5]
- Willpower: 1 [1/5]
- Charisma: 1 [2/5]
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Assets: $250 cash

Rolled 9 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>3283540

>>3283540
Unless you manage a crit, his fanny pack will have caught your blade.

Rolled 16 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>3283540
MOU SHINDIERU

Rolled 3 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>3283540

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>>3283542
>>3283544
>>3283545
With a valorous cry of “...MOU SHINIERU!” you thrust forth like lightning, piercing flesh and shredding the viscera within his intestines so vigorously your knife is torn away! With a wound so dire, surely he is soon to die, but he doesn’t so much as feel your blade, and as he stands, his shirt bares not a trace of his life’s blood. Instead, his fanny pack has been slashed in half and several baggies of an indeterminate powder, most of them spilling their contents as they tumble to the floor. The rage in his eyes is beyond description, and you know now that you face a truly dangerous foe! “MOTHERFUCKER, IMMA KILL YOUR ASS!” Luckily, you manage to draw another gaijin piggu knife before he strikes!

> +1 Knife [1/5]
> +1 Dexterity [1/5]

> How do you want to retaliate?

>Date: 08/13/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Skills:
- Persuasion: [3/5]
- Intimidation: [1/5]
- Dodging: [1/5]
- Knife: [1/5]
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1 [1/5]
- Dexterity: 1 [2/5]
- Willpower: 1 [1/5]
- Charisma: 1 [2/5]
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Assets: $250 cash

>>3283573
Throw knives at him while running backwards

>>3283573
>dual wield knives and spin, dodging his strike while slashing him down!!

>>3283573
AH HA! YOUR I'LL GOTTEN NARCOTICS HAVE BEEN TAINTED! SURRENDER NOW AND REPENT! Everyone has bared witness to your crime. My M'lady's honor demand I give you the chance to turn a new leaf, just as I have!
>Jojo pose

>>3283573
POCKET SAND!

>>3283583
"Your heart is spoilt with cheap venoms"
STRIKE
""WHILE MINE IS THAT OF A WARRIOR"

>>3283587
Switching

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>3283583
>>3283584
>>3283587
>>3283590
>>3283592
I'm going to combine these. You intend to-

>Give him the chance to repent
>Pocket sand when he does not
>Then dual wield anime assault

>Roll 1d20-2 to toss Pocket Sand
>-4 for Dexterity, +2 for Element of Surprise
>Best of two because this is a [Medium] task

>>3283599
That's a -4

Rolled 7 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>3283599
Bitch please

Rolled 17 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>3283599

Rolled 4 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>3283599

Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>3283605
The Pocket Sand is [Extremely Effective], giving the beggar a -5 to each of his rolls for the next 1d3 turns. He's right where you want him.

> Roll 2d20-8 to stab
> -4 for Dexterity, -4 for Dual Wielding
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task

Rolled 11 - 7 (1d20 - 7)

>>3283617
This should work better.

Rolled 17 - 8 (1d20 - 8)

>>3283617
Holy shit, we're actually bretty good

>>3283619
Ahahaha

>>3283620
You're dual wielding, so I need you to roll 2d20's each roll.

>>3283620
>>3283626
You can keep the 17 though.

>>3283626
Second try!

Rolled 5, 1 - 8 = -2 (2d20 - 8)

>>3283617
REEEEEEEEE

Rolled 3 - 8 (1d20 - 8)

>>3283637
OOF
>>3283626
Bless you

I only need one more "dice+2d10+-8"

Rolled 17 - 8 (1d20 - 8)

>>3283655
REDEMPTION!

Rolled 3, 10 - 8 = 5 (2d10 - 8)

>>3283626

What's with these guys forgetting their mod rolls?

>>3283677
This is the slow mo version of something wild happening in a twitch stream and makes the chat lose their shit

Rolled 8, 20 = 28 (2d20)

>>3283620
>>3283660
TWO STRIKES LAND!

> Roll 2d20-4 to determine their severity!
> -4 for Strength
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

>>3283689
go non-lethal

Rolled 20, 18 - 4 = 34 (2d20 - 4)

>>3283689

Rolled 6, 13 - 4 = 15 (2d20 - 4)

>>3283689

>>3283689
That's a slashing blow to the side, and a perfect slice into the eye socket. Jesus Christ, this escalated from less than nothing to a brutal murder.

>>3283691
You're wielding knives with no-skill, your blows are lethal by default but the fact that he swung first and was carrying illegal drugs will tilt things heavily in your favor if this ends up going to court.

>>3283694
We would have been a legendary martial artist if we weren't so shit

>>3283700
I say we go to jail and awaken our powers under the intense stress caused by our fear of being raped.

>>3283707
obviously a super is gonna see us wreck a homeless man and bust our shit

>>3283707
Fool! Who would dare to rape a renowned ero doujin manga artist such as us? Furthermore, we are a well known Adventure Time/ MLP fanfic author and board moderator. We could simply become rich in prison with our superior atheist art, untainted by western gaijin, Christian morals, and transphobia.

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

> Rolling 1d20+2 for the public reaction...
> -4 for Charisma, +2, he swung first, +2, he had a bad reputation, +2, this is Florida

>>3283720
THE CRITICAL FAIL!

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>3283720
Holy fuck.

>>3283713
You called it.

Rolled 5, 3 + 2 = 10 (2d10 + 2)

>>3283725
> Rolling for Tiers...

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>>3283720
>tfw you legally clean the streets of subhuman filth and some crazy guy in a faggotty jumpsuit beats the shit out of you

Rolled 10, 10, 3 = 23 (3d12)

>>3283729
> A mid-tier superhero and his sidekick. Rolling for powers...

Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d8)

>>3281542
>>3283736
> Both Changer and Shaker, rolling to see how the tiers are divided for the superhero...

Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d5)

>>3283743
>The superhero is a Tier 5 Changer, and Tier 3 Shaker

>>3283750
> The sidekick is a Tier 2 Changer, and Tier 1 Shaker

>>3283750
>>3283756
In this world, superheroes are government sanctioned law enforcement/costumed celebrities, and superhero/sidekick pairs generally have similar powersets.

>>3283761
Mere corrupt government agents cannot stand up to our righteous ninjitsu. We have watched too much Naruto to fall for their tricks.

>>3283720
I can't read more of this character.
EVEN MY SISTER GOT NAT1'D

>>3283761
What the hell is going on?

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>>3283605
>>3283620
You knew it, this scoundrel has been stealing from the normies of the city to fuel his DRUG addiction, and now everyone knows it! Stepping back, you strike a signature anime pose and do your best Jojo voice impression. “AH HA! YOUR ILL GOTTEN NARCOTICS HAVE BEEN TAINTED! SURRENDER NOW AND REPENT! Everyone has bared witness to your crime. My M'lady's honor demand I give you the chance to turn a new leaf, just as I have!” The rabscallion pauses in shock, then charges with murderous intent but unbeknownst to him, you have a trick up your sleeve!

Diving to the opposite side to evade a skull-cracking swing, you fling a fistful of “POCKET SAND!” into his eyes! He screams in sudden pain and in his struggle to clean his eyes, has left himself wide open to a flurry of blows. Wailing in pain, the thief stumbles to the side, barely evading your first three strikes, but you step into the attack, sink a six, serrated inch kitchen knife to the hilt in his stomach, then slash out, ripping his side open to spill his intestines over the parkgrounds. Not one instant later, your enormous elbow bats one hand aside, as your fist grabs his dreadlocks and pulls him to you, straight into your dragon knife, which sinks past the handle, shattering the socket and tearing the brain.

> +1 Dodging [2/5]
> +2 Knife [3/5]
> +2 Dexterity [4/5]

In his sporadic thrashing he manages to swing one last time, but you effortlessly dodge to the side and slit his throat with another knife as he falls, uttering the words you’ve always dreamt of saying, even slower than usual for the dramatic effect. “Omae... Wa… Mou… Shindieru…” After striking a pose, you crouch to the ground, rip out the dragon knife, and polish the blood on the hipster’s rags. You’re half-tempted to lick the blade but you aren’t completely sure he doesn’t have AIDS and that’s a risk you don’t want to take.

Staring down as the mutilated corpse’s life-blood pours out onto the lakeside sand, you take a deep breath, and feel better than you ever have. For a moment, time seems to still, and you know that your ancestors and waifu smile on you, for this is merely step of your righteous crusade. You straighten your back, and begin to mutter an oath to the heavens when an impetulant child’s cry rings out, “That’s him! That’s him! That’s the knife murderer that killed my uncle! Get him, get him!”

> (1/2)

>>3283811
You spin around, and wield both knives in a defensive stance at the sight of a small crowd, and standing before them, a pair of figures whose garb is unmistakable. A lanky, wiry man with a green and white spandex suit, and a slightly chubby young boy in the same. They are Slim Cricket and Buzz-Kid, a father-son superhero team with the power to shapeshift into anthropomorphic crickets, and bring the vegetation to bare against their foes. You are on your guard, because you know that Slim Cricket was a competent kickboxer before he awakened, and unlike most superheroes, he carries a garotting wire.

Slim Cricket stares in shock, as Buzz-Kid vomits onto the grass. “Jaysus Chris’, Holy Messiah in Heaven you's dun’ made a baaad mistake. Drop yo knives n’ put yo hand on yo head or we's gonna have to bustya up.” Buzz-Kid recovers, and gives a shaky nod, clearly intimidated by the display of your combative power. “Y-yeah, what he said.” This is bad news, because a ninja as skilled as yourself is at a disadvantage against a pair of Metahumans, but deep down inside, you can feel a pulsing force, waiting to burst forth.

> What do you want to do?

>Date: 08/13/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Skills:
- Persuasion: [3/5]
- Intimidation: [1/5]
- Dodging: [4/5]
- Knife: [3/5]
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1 [1/5]
- Dexterity: 1 [2/5]
- Willpower: 1 [1/5]
- Charisma: 1 [2/5]
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Assets: $250 cash

> (2/2)

>>3283769
Righteous.

>>3283779
Much the same.

>>3283786
The GREATEST origin story.

>>3283816
>Reach for that pulsing force inside you and burst forth all over the father in front of his son while shouting "KAMEHAMEHA"

>>3283816
reach for the force deep inside you and force it out like the dankness hidden with in (fart out a cloud of darkness like a squid or octopus)

>>3283816
>Call upon the sage counsel of Monty Python. RUN AWAY!

>>3283816
This foolish drug dealing thief attacked me. I was standing my ground. I refuse to surrender to corrupt gaijin such as yourselves, I am an honorable Hakoge ninja warrior for justice and hentai. If thou wishes to detaineth thineself, thou will’st’ve become guilty of assault.

>>3283836
monologue this will letting out our dankness... i mean darkness

>>3283836
Fuck I meant Hokage not Hakoge. I’ve never really been into Naruto so forgive me if I get the references wrong.

>>3283836
support

>>3283836
support

>>3283816
I vote for anything but the knives

>>3283841
No it makes it even better the worse it gets.

I don't think we brought a mask with us. Mom is gonna kill us and take away our chicken tenddies.

>>3283853
The more cringe and autistic redditor and tumblrina it sounds, the better the write in dialogue for our character.

>>3283862
>inb4 MC goes to prison
>comes out with tattoos
>they say "Wonton soup 10% off"
>but he doesn't know it

>>3283862
like saying red editor or read dit instead of reddit?

What even is this quest???

>>3283875
The best quest

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>>3283875
everything every mum ment was just a prelube leading to this quest peasant (i am joking its just a funny quest with two of my fav quests merging)

>>3283816
Point out that the man attacked us first.
Point out that we were reacting in self defense.
Point out that he was dealing drugs in a park with children.

Still having a hard time imagining what was going on, but I'd like to image that Derek, this impossibly fat not at all nimble neckbeard, was fucking dancing around the bum during the fight.

>>3283914
His pristine fedora didn’t even come close to being touched. Not even a drop of sweat or bloodupon his Naruto headband he is wearing on the outside of his fedora either

>>3283898
support

So what are we voting for? Pointing out we did self defense and the guy was a drug dealer and explain what happened? Pull at the pulse we are feeling? Run away? monologue? Combination of all of it?

>>3283898
>>3283836
Combining both of these would be a good idea in my opinion.

>>3283836
This.

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>>3281240
Ohoho what is this

>>3283836
This. Convince them that we were in the right.

>>3284140
>not trying the bare minimum needed to not get into a fight with these guys

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My apologies for the brief hiatus there, but a spontaneous house party occurred and my flip phone is unable to post on the four chins. Now then, let us resume...

>>3284053
>mfw

>>3283826
>>3283836
>>3283839
>>3283841
>>3283845
>>3283846
>>3283847
> Roll 1d20-12 to [Persuade] the Superhero Duo
> -4 for Charisma, -4 for Circumstances, -4 for *phenomenal* dialogue
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
Then
> Roll 1d20-12 to [Intimidate] the Superhero Duo
> -4 for Charisma, -4 for Circumstances, -4 for *phenomenal* dialogue
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
Finally,
> Roll 1d20 to [AWAKEN]
> -4 for Willpower, +4 for Circumstances
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3284289
Awakening roll

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3284289
rolling to awaken

Rolled 6 - 12 (1d20 - 12)

>>3284289

Rolled 7 - 12 (1d20 - 12)

>>3284289

>>3284299
Gucci

Rolled 12 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>3284289
AWAKEN

>>3284323
oh shit someone already rolled for awakening. Woops.

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>>3284299
>>3284302
>>3284305
These superheroes, they are nothing before the power of a true ninja warrior, but you are a vanquisher of evil and protector of the normie, so you shall give them a single chance to deny themselves the trouble. Swinging back your trench-coat and giving them a manly scowl, you utter an ultimatum, spitting and snarling every other word. “This foolish drug dealing thief attacked me. I was standing my ground. I refuse to surrender to corrupt gaijin such as yourselves, I am an honorable Hakoge ninja warrior for justice and hentai. If thou wishes to detaineth thineself, thou will’st’ve become guilty of assault.”

In the corner of your eye, you see there at least five people recording the scene. Good, let the sight of a noble follower of the bushido code be seen by all those with eyes to see. The older of the two stares at you as if a second head sprouted from your shoulders, and the disgust radiating from him is palpable as his spine begins to hunch and his extremities begin to shift. “Wrong answer, it’s Hokage nigga, n’ you’s under arrest.”

He whips out a pair of handcuffs and cracks his neck as antennae begin to sprout from his forehead and his skull begins to shift. “Come quietly, or you’s gon’ be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.” This fool dares to correct you, and insinuate that your knowledge of Naruto lore is anything less than the absolute peak of perfection!?! He must die, and you will show him your strength! Muttering in broken Japanese and guttural screams, you swing your knives in a dazzling flurry of blows, and howl the heavens!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The force within you swells, filling your bones, wiring your muscles, and shrouding your soul, but it is not yet ready to come out, and soon you shall fight! If the superhero’s compound eyes could widen, they would, but he clacks his mandibles instead and shoves his child to the side. “Keep it back Buzz-Kid, this mofo’s dangerous, and I don’t wantchu gettin’ hurt.” He spreads into a wide stance, reveals his buzzing wings, and bends his legs. “Last chance.”

“A TRUE SAMURAI WARRIOR NEVER BACKS DOWN!” He clacks his mandibles and readies himself. “So tha’s how it’s gonna be, huh.” An instant later, he is upon you and the very ground at your feet is attempting to waylay you as you move!

> You are an obese, untrained and delusional neckbeard wielding kitchen knives against an inhumanly strong and fast plant controlling cricket man.
> What is your strategy?

>Date: 08/13/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Skills:
- Persuasion: [3/5]
- Intimidation: [1/5]
- Dodging: [4/5]
- Knife: [3/5]
>Attributes
- Strength: 1
- Endurance: 1 [1/5]
- Dexterity: 1 [2/5]
- Willpower: 1 [1/5]
- Charisma: 1 [2/5]
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Assets: $250 cash

>>3284346
Forgot to mention,

> +1 Persuasion [4/5]
> +1 Intimidation [2/5]
> +1 Charisma [3/5]
> +1 Willpower [2/5]

>>3284346
>Don't try to move your feet, just stab him. With both hands. In a frenzied rush.

>>3284355
"Your frame is all muscle, no protection!"

Five more minutes to vote.

>>3284346
This guy knows kickboxing right? When he tries to kick horizontally try stepping forward into his guard so the momentum of his kick is lessened. Our fatwill absorb and disperse the blow. Then we grapple the leg with an arm, tryvtovunbalance him and stab somewhere nonessential so he doesn't die, as he is still a hero-san....and assuming we know shit about bug anatomy avoid the neck and head.
If he tries for a thrust kick then step back and punch.

>>3284373
>>3284355
>>3284346
Support

>>3284420
Going for the limbs should be nonlethal

I just worry that his bug form will make his movements too alien to block, and his superstrength will puncture our fat armor. It's why I went for the berserker rush, force him onto defense.

>>3284431
He doesn't have superstrength, but his anatomy is proportionately much stronger than a human's, Spiderman style.

>>3284436
Effective superstrength.

>>3284436
He doesn't have superstrengh mid-morph, you mean?

“Thou condonest drug dealers working in a public park frequented by children? I shall show you a true hero. Chicken tendies will have to wait, because you’re going to be feeling the Bern before this is over Baka gaijin.”

Basically be a smug, snarky asshole to him while standing our ground. He is likely to charge us, so we just start slashing and stabbing like a madman as soon as he moves.

>>3284443
Yes, but not *actual* superstrength. He's probably around a Tier 2 Brute, kickboxing notwithstanding.

>>3284446
He did charge us.

Flashstep, to be exact

>>3284444
>those digits
Checked. Your monologue gave him time to shift 80% into form, but he doesn't have superstrength, only post peak human strength. He has 12 Strength and 16 Dexterity statwise.

>>3284448
Ok, poor wording on my part. The point is we won't be able to shrug off his hits because we're fat.

>>3284454
So pretty much no matter what we’re getting taken to pound town, unless we somehow awaken our powers before then?

Rolled 13, 6, 18 + 20 = 57 (3d20 + 20)

>>3284355
>>3284373
>>3284419
>>3284420
>>3284423
>use strategy to defend, then semi-lethal stab rush
> Roll 1d20-2 to block Slim Cricket's assault
> -4 for Dexterity, +2 for Clever Plan
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
Then,
> Roll 2d20-4 to double stab Slim Cricket
> -4 for Dexterity, -4 for Dual Wielding, +2 for Clever Plan, +2 for Element of Surprise
> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
Finally,
> Roll 1d20 to [AWAKEN]
> -4 for Willpower, +4 for Circumstances
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

> Rolling 3d20+20 to grapple
> +16 for Dexterity, +4 for Grappling Skill
> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task

>>3284463
You could get *extremely* lucky, but more or less yes. On the upside, you'll only have to last another two turns and he's not going for a lethal take-down.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3284471
Defend

Rolled 13, 8 - 4 = 17 (2d20 - 4)

>>3284471

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3284471
Rolling for infinite knife works

nvm it's in, awakening again

Rolled 9, 2, 6 + 20 = 37 (3d20 + 20)

>>3284471
Grapple

>>3284480
*vomits blood*

>>3284480
Oh no you’ve fucked us looks like we won’t be making it back home in time for our plate of chicken tendies.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3284471
Just remembered best of to, master awakening

>>3284489
Relax, it just means we're going to awaken when Dante corners us in the prison showers instead of right here.

>>3284476
>>3284478
You've certainly surprised the superhero.

>>3284480
But it'll be another turn before you [AWAKEN]

>>3284501
Honestly that might be the best path for us. Lots of opportunity for us to get into fights, persuade other prisoners to not rape us and to buy our handmade MLP ero doujins, and to intimidate others with our superior intellect and status as a supreme gentleman.

>>3284503
But awaken is a medium task now>>3284492

Finally,
> Roll 1d20 to [AWAKEN]
> -4 for Willpower, +4 for Circumstances
> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task

StI'll fail, but no funble

>>3284514
Pretty sure crits override.

>>3284524
Eh, we just gotta survive this. If we survive long enough to awaken, we can consider our options then.

>>3284533
Survival isn't a concern. He's a hero, and OP already said he was going for a nonlethal takedown.

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>>3284476
>>3284478
>>3284480
Slim Cricket is no more than a blur, as time seems to slow and you brace yourself, screaming out, “YOUR FRAME IS ALL MUSCLE, NO PROTECTION!” and then a cinder-block going at the speed of gunshot hits you in the stomach but you roll with the impact, barely standing as you throw a flailing arm, ever-so-slightly deflecting an instantaneous jab at almost the speed of sound, so that it only manages to knock off your fedora. Three more arms swing to grip you, and they latch onto your rolls of fat chiseled physique, but you tackle into the superhero and your unexpected ferocity barely manages to knock him several inches back, allowing you to slip free with a swish of sweat.

The insectoid stands, momentarily shocked as you raise your blades and shout, “PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!” Five fumbling knife strikes, fueled by the berserk rage only a true soul-saiyan can know fly forth, stabbing into Slim Cricket’s chitinous armor. Four of the stabs bounce off harmlessly, but your dragon knife manages to knick the exoskeleton, snapping off the tip in the process. The unthinking madness causes your inner force to regress, stumbling back to where it was, though you can sense it wants nothing more than to be unleashed in full! You must focus, as is the way of the ninja warrior!

Several onlookers stare on in shock that you are still standing as you let out a bellowing war cry, and even the Slim Cricket himself is visibly concerned. “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

> What is your strategy?

> +2 Knife [5/5], Level Up! Knife Skill: 1
> +2 Dodging [6/5], Level Up! Dodging Skill: 1 [1/10]
> +2 Strength [2/5]
> +2 Dexterity [6/5], Level Up! Dexterity: 2 [1/10]

>Date: 08/13/2010
>Age: 24
>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg
>Fitness: N/A
>Skills:
- Persuasion: [3/5]
- Intimidation: [1/5]
- Dodging: [4/5]
- Knife: 1 [0/0]
>Attributes
- Strength: 1 [1/5]
- Endurance: 1 [1/5]
- Dexterity: 2 [1/10]
- Willpower: 1 [2/5]
- Charisma: 1 [2/5]
>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux
>Expenses: $600
- $600 Rent to Mommy
>Assets: $250 cash

>>3284567
Regardless of how this fight goes, the amount of bystanders recording ensure that you will go down in legend.