>>3329781
>I think I’m supposed to fight Karasuba or something soon. I should probably do that.

>>3329781
BULLSHIT.

IT CAN'T BE REAL. THIS CAN'T BE REAL.

>>3329781
>Cook of course. You’re hungry.

>>3329800
https://twitter.com/HaremProtaGuide/status/1104182915204894723

>>3329781
>>I think I’m supposed to fight Karasuba or something soon. I should probably do that.

>>3329781
Welcome back Guide.

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>>3329781
NO FUCKING WAY
AFTER FOUR FUCKING YEARS THERE IS NO WAY
HOLY SHIT

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>>3329781
>I think I’m supposed to fight Karasuba or something soon. I should probably do that.

Imposible! This quest is capital D DEAD!!!

>>3329800
>>3329812
You are not hallucinating. Please calm yourselves and put on your IDGAF hats as required to play John Galt appropriately.

>>3329811
Thanks! Glad to be around.

>>3329781
>>3329805
>>3329812
WE LIT MOTHERFUCKING CANDLES OVER IN DEAD QUESTS REMEMBERANCE ABOUT YOU. WE PRACTICALLY GAVE YOU A EULOGY AND YOU COME IN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS LIKE THE FUCKING KOOL-AID MAN?

FUCK
ING
CHRIST

>>3329781
We are John, we do one thing best; We fucking cook

>>3329781
>Cook of course. You’re hungry.

GUESS I'LL VOTE. HAHAHAHAHA

>>3329833
He's actually run a sekirei quest somewhat recently. It's on hiatus but, it was going.

>>3329849
>Tfw MR.RAGE is in the quest too
Maybe

>>3329781
>Uh… go wander around a bit. See what happens. (This is totally a good idea.)
If you say so.

>>3329781
>I think I’m supposed to fight Karasuba or something soon. I should probably do that.

>>3329781
You know, in all the excitement I forgot to vote.
>Cook of course. You’re hungry.
I don't remember much about the old threads, but I do remember that we always cook.
This was the first quest I ever read in the archives and the reason I began coming here. To take part is pretty damn cool. Thank you, Guide, I cannot wait.

>>3329825
>>3329833
Maybe you could... IDK... tell them I'm not dead?

Anyway, John's first decision upon waking up? Decide to fight the one woman who's truly beat the shit out of him. Anyway, writing.

>>3329781
>Uh… go wander around a bit. See what happens. (This is totally a good idea.)

>>3329851
Shit, that was him?

>>3329878
This was a good one to start on, PapaN! also holds a special place in my heart.

>These people tryina fight Karasuba on an empty stomach.

>>3329884
Or... maybe in the true spirit of Harem Protag Quest we can do both.

>>3329781
>Cook of course. You’re hungry.

>>3329781
>Cook of course. You’re hungry.

It's great to see this again

>>3329781
>Cook of course. You’re hungry.
After all these years, food is still as important as our harem. Welcome back, Guide!

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>>3329781
“I think that I’m supposed to fight Karasuba. Something about wrestling in the dojo.” If anyone else had decided that was a good idea, you’d probably declare them insane. Since it’s you and Karasuba, you only think you’re being a little bit rash.

“You… what?” Elizasleyn blinks twice.

“I think it’s better than making her wait.” Karasuba can get built up and… excited.

“You literally just woke up!” Elizasleyn says. “Can’t you at least eat something first?!”

Your stomach takes the moment to gurgle loudly enough that your angel companion looks at you in askance.

“Maybe I should eat something first?” You offer a small grin to her.

“I think that would be a good idea.” She looks down at you. “So perhaps you should get dressed again, then go eat?”

“That’s a good idea.” You nod to her and proceed to do so, changing into a fresh set of clothes and then heading downstairs.

Making your way down towards the kitchen, you’re almost immediately intercepted by Tatsuko, who was apparently waiting outside.

“John!” You find yourself wrapped up by her enormous strength, though thankfully your head is cushioned from the pressure. “You’re ok!”

“Y-yeah, I’m fine Tatsuko.” You manage to hug her back, patting her until she loosens up her grip and begins to nuzzle up against you.

“Really?”

“Yes really, just hungry.”

“Food!” Tatsuko nods and begins to frog march you downstairs.

Waiting for you in the dining area is Kaname, along with Chris and Nanoha.

Kaname shoots you one of her patented looks, while Chris and Nanoha seem more relieved than anything.

“You look better John.” Chris smiles at you.

“I feel better. Except for the hunger which I am going to fix now.”

“Good.” Kaname is of course worried about you as always. “What are you planning on doing afterwards?”

“Uhm…”

>Just a little wrestling

>I owe Karasuba a fight.

>Nothing much...

Slow Guide is slow, as always.

>>3330077
>OOC: Wow, that sure was a long hiatus, huh? I feel like we should all have a refresher or something.

>>3330077
>I Owe Karasuba a fight
No need to beat around the bush.

>>3330077
>>I owe Karasuba a fight.

>>3330077
>I owe Karasuba a fight.

>>3330077
>I owe Karasuba a fight.

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>>3330077
>I owe Karasuba a fight.

>kaname's face when

Also, if you waited a couple weeks, you would've hit the Quest's 5th birthday.

...Fuck me, I was still in high school when this thing started. I didn't start following until, like, right before our date with Kaede.

>>3330077

>I owe Karasuba a fight.

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>>3330077
>I owe Karasuba a fight.

Apparently I had this image saved from the last time we fought Karasuba?

>>3330089
I'll try and add some in for everyone.

What would you be most interested in?

>>3330113
Yeah, that was the first fight for sure.

Anyway, John is truthful as always.

Writing.

>>3330077
>I owe Karasuba a fight.

>>3330149
An anime style recap segment would help. The pastebins don't seem too up to date.

>>3330166
>Pastebins up to date.

Hahaha. I'll do my best.

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>>3330077
You know what’s going to come out of your mouth is going to annoy Kaname before you even say it but you’ve always been truthful and you aren’t going to stop now.

“I was planning on fighting Karasuba actually.” You put on your best smile but it bounces right off Kaname like a bullet off a tank.

“Oh is that all?” Her voice is almost scarily calm.

“Well, yeah. At the moment.” You manage to stand your ground. You’ve had plenty of experience.

“Well why don’t you fight her family afterwards? Maybe the landlady?” Kaname is starting to shake.

“I… don’t think that’s a good idea. The landlady at least.” Miya reminds you too much of Kazane to think fighting her is a good idea.

Kaname snorts and turns back to her book. “Well at least you have some sense.”

You move over towards Kaname and wrap your arms around her body, giving her a hug.

“I missed you too.” You say into her ear.

Kaname grumbles at you, not responding immediately.

“I did, really.” You continue on with holding her. “And we’re just going to wrestle a bit. No blood, promise.”

“Really?” Kaname’s voice is barely audible but you nod into her neck.

“Promise. No swords.” You plant a kiss against the crook of her neck. She can’t help but wiggle at that, making a noise that is clearly her trying to fight enjoying the feeling.

“Fine.” Kaname pouts, still clearly a bit unhappy but she cares about you too much to stay mad for you being you. “Just be careful.”

“I’ll do my best.” Kaname grumbles again but her heart isn’t in it.

“How’s everyone else?” You lean back, your voice at a more normal volume as Kaname leans back into you again.

“Mostly worried about you. At least all of us were.” Chris speaks up, drawing your attention.

“The Delinquents were worried too but they’re in the city at the moment.” Nanoha adds in, smiling at you. “Same with the Witchball team.”

“Oh, right.” You remember now, it seemed like “She” was gathering allies for what was likely to be your final showdown with your dark shadowy antagonist. You just need to finish up a few end-game type things first.

“I suppose I’ll let them know I’m better at some point then.” You give Kaname one last squeeze before turning towards the kitchen.

“We’ll let them know, you just take care of yourself.” Kaname looks up at you, finally giving you a bit of a smile. “I’ll even let Karasuba know.”

“Thanks.” You grin and give her another kiss on the cheek, then go do the same to Chris and Nanoha before you get to cooking.

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>>3330278
Mina isn’t around but you make a good spread for yourself, finding the good eggs and sausage for a hearty breakfast.

Stepping out into the dining room you find Karasuba perched upon a chair, smiling.

“Hey there Lover Boy, I hear you’re finally up for a bit of wrestling.” She’s practically purring at you.

“Yeah, I just need to eat a bit. Then we can wrestle.” You grin at her.

“Good.” She’s still smiling but she gets a little more serious. “Are you up for an audience?”

“An audience?” You quirk your eyebrow at her. “How many?”

“Oh say… a hundred or so?”

“...Your entire family wants to watch?” You pause with a sausage most of the way to your mouth.

“Some of them still don’t believe I’ve settled down. So, yes. What do you say?”

>Sure, they can all come.

>Uh, maybe a few?

>I thought this was going to be private between the two of us.

>Other

>>3330282
>Sure, they can all come.

>>3330282
>Sure, they can all come.
For round one, at least. Subsequent sounds are just us. In the mud. nekkid.

>>3330308
*subsequent rounds

Fuckin mobile posting.

So uh... I guess we'll continue with at least one more post but that was a damn quick die off.

Anyway, writing.

>>3330282
>Sure, they can all come.
Sorry for my lateness. I'm still here!

>>3330282
>Sure, they can all come.

>>3330282

>Sure, they can all come.

>>3330282
>Sure, they can all come.

>>3330282
>>Sure, they can all come.

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>>3330282
“They can all come if you want them to.” You’re not quite sure what wrestling with such a large crowd will be like but it won’t hurt to let them all show up. Good family relations right?

Karasuba seems to let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding and smile at you in thanks.

“Good, I’ll let Miya and the others know.” Karasuba stands up and almost seems to want to kiss you but instead just slaps you on the shoulder and dashes off.

“She’s… entirely too happy.” Kaname says.

“She likes fighting and I think this is important to her.” You shrug and go back to your food.

“Do you think she’d mind if we watched?” Nanoha asks.

“Given there’s 107 members of her family, I don’t think the rest of you will stress her out if you show up.”

“Well I wouldn’t mind meeting some of her family.” Kaname speaks up. “To see if they’re all as crazy as she is.”

“I don’t think the landlady is crazy.” Chris speaks up.

“No.” Kaname agrees with her. “She’s… very intimidating though.”

You all nod, Miya is somebody you wouldn’t want to mess with unless all of your girls were coming along with you. Maybe not even then.

“You should finish eating.” Chris points to your food. “You’ll probably need it.”

You couldn’t agree more and you finally manage to finish your food.

Finding yourself finished, you head to the dojo.

You find yourself staring at a group of over a hundred people already sitting and clearly waiting for you to show up. Karasuba is already standing across the ring from you, grinning.

“I suppose I should get ready then.” You say to nobody in particular.

“They are waiting on you.” Karasuba nods, standing in only a light practice uniform.

You strip out of your clothes, getting down to just your shorts. Karasuba is appreciative as always and you hear murmurs from the side.

“Ready?” You ask as she steps up into the ring.

“You have no idea.” She says with a grin.

“Begin when you’re ready.” Miya speaks up, having taken a position something like a referee as most of your girls also trail in, giving you your own sort of group off to the side of the main one.

You decide…

>Go on the attack. +10 to your roll, loss increases you to two wounds.

>Wait for her to attack, try to counter. +5 to roll, chance to wound.

>Defend. +20 to roll, no wound to you if you succeed.

>>3330543
>Go on the attack. +10 to your roll, loss increases you to two wounds.

>>3330543
>Go on the attack. +10 to your roll, loss increases you to two wounds.

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>Its been 4 years, John. You've been asleep for 4 years.

>>3330543
>Defend. +20 to roll, no wound to you if you succeed.

>>3330543

>Go on the attack. +10 to your roll, loss increases you to two wounds.

>>3330543
>Wait for her to attack, try to counter. +5 to roll, chance to wound.

>>3330543
>Go on the attack. +10 to your roll, loss increases you to two wounds.

>>3330543
>Go on the attack. +10 to your roll, loss increases you to two wounds.

Alright, calling it here for an attack.

I need... 1d100 + 100

Rolled 87, 59, 54 + 125 = 325 (3d100 + 125)

>>3330592

Rolled 51 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>3330592

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3330592

Rolled 49 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>3330592

Looks like 212 to her vs 162 to you.

Apologies if the combat is a bit of a mess, been a while.

>>3330611
>we were so out of sorts as a shota that Karasuba hits those bones into place, then back out of place again

>>3330611
It's fine, just glad to have you back

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>>3330543
You decide to go on the attack, given that seems to be how you normally manage to win. Unfortunately for you while Karasuba has certainly managed to teach you quite a bit about how to win with a sword, you haven’t been taught much in a pure hand to hand application.

So your attempted grab of her upper body turns into her grabbing you and managing to flip you on your back where you let out a loud “oof” and a rush of air.

1 wound to John. 9/10 remaining.

Karasuba grins as you manage to squirm back up to your feet without her jumping on you for a pin of some kind.

“Looks like you need some more practice lover.” She says as you two circle each other.

“Hand to hand isn’t quite my thing.” You say as you look her over again.

Given that you did nearly get your ass kicked by Momoyo in hand to hand the other day on the beach, perhaps you should get some lessons?

Maybe later right now you…

>Slam attack. Guaranteed 2 wounds to Karasuba. +10 to rolls. +3 if you win by 25. 2 wounds if you fail.

>Normal attack. +10 to rolls. 1 wound, 2 if over 25. 1 wound if you failed.

>Counter. +15 to roll. 1 wound if you win, 2 at +50. No wounds if failure by less than 25.

>Defend. +20 to roll. No wounds if you win. 1 wound to Karasuba if winning by +50.

>>3330653
>Counter. +15 to roll. 1 wound if you win, 2 at +50. No wounds if failure by less than 25.

>>3330653
>Slam attack. Guaranteed 2 wounds to Karasuba. +10 to rolls. +3 if you win by 25. 2 wounds if you fail.

>>3330653
>Counter. +15 to roll. 1 wound if you win, 2 at +50. No wounds if failure by less than 25.

>>3330653
>>Slam attack. Guaranteed 2 wounds to Karasuba. +10 to rolls. +3 if you win by 25. 2 wounds if you fail.

>>3330653

>Slam attack. Guaranteed 2 wounds to Karasuba. +10 to rolls. +3 if you win by 25. 2 wounds if you fail.

>>3330653
>Counter. +15 to roll. 1 wound if you win, 2 at +50. No wounds if failure by less than 25.

Clearly we're countering with a slam.

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>>3330698

Rolled 28, 12, 8 + 125 = 173 (3d100 + 125)

So... slam counter?

I'll give you a +10 to rolls with all the mixups that go along.

1d100+110 please.

Rolled 1 + 110 (1d100 + 110)

>>3330722

Rolled 33 + 110 (1d100 + 110)

>>3330722

>>3330731
Uh huh.

Rolled 67 + 110 (1d100 + 110)

>>3330722

>>3330722

>>3330731
>>3330742
>>3330751
Good things for you combat rolls don't crit fail.

Looks like 153 to 177.

Two wounds to Karasuba.

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>>3330731
Oh my.

>>3330756
>Good things for you combat rolls don't crit fail.
I forgot that was a thing desu

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>>3330653
“I guess I should show you how it’s done then.” Karasuba grins and rushes you.

You manage to fight her off for a few seconds until you find the proper opening, managing to get your arms around hers and pin them. The look of surprise on her face as you manage to then flip her and slam her onto her back while maintaining your hold on her is worth this entire fight, even if you manage to lose.

She lets out a huge “Oof” of her own and the slam reverberates through the room. The two of you wrestle for a bit more but she manages to roll out of your grip and stand up, looking just a little bit worse for wear. You hear the sounds of chatter from the side, some of it sounds appreciative.

“You sure you’re going to teach me anything?” You ask with a grin.

“You got lucky.” Karasuba says as she seems to look you over once again.

“You got cocky.” You say in counter.

“Maybe a little.” Karasuba grins once more, then seems to rush you.

Karasuba is fast, very fast and for a second you seem overwhelmed.

>Rush her. No bonus. 2 wounds if you succeed. 2 wounds to you if you lose.

>Counter. +15 to roll. 1 wound if you succeed. 2 at +50. 1 wound if you lose.

>Defend. +20 to roll. No wounds if you win. 1 wound to Karasuba if winning by +50.

>>3330819
>Defend. +20 to roll. No wounds if you win. 1 wound to Karasuba if winning by +50.

>>3330819
>Counter. +15 to roll. 1 wound if you succeed. 2 at +50. 1 wound if you lose.

>>3330819
>>Counter. +15 to roll. 1 wound if you succeed. 2 at +50. 1 wound if you lose.
with this im going to bed

>>3330819
>Defend. +20 to roll. No wounds if you win. 1 wound to Karasuba if winning by +50.

>>3330819
>Counter. +15 to roll. 1 wound if you succeed. 2 at +50. 1 wound if you lose.

>>3330819
>Counter. +15 to roll. 1 wound if you succeed. 2 at +50. 1 wound if you lose.

>>3330819

>Rush her. No bonus. 2 wounds if you succeed. 2 wounds to you if you lose.

Rolled 20, 32, 23 + 125 = 200 (3d100 + 125)

Looks like counter is winning.

1d100+115 please.

I hope this is at least mildly entertaining for you all.

Rolled 74 + 125 (1d100 + 125)

>>3330872
>>3330872
Not bad is a bit of a trip as it's been years and kinda feel disconnected.

Rolled 85 + 115 (1d100 + 115)

>>3330872
Lets try!

Rolled 100 + 125 (1d100 + 125)

>>3330872

Rolled 60 + 115 (1d100 + 115)

>>3330872

>>3330883
Just when I thought my roll was good...

>>3330883
>>3330882
>>3330881
Welp. Looks like Karasuba is isn't doing so hot.

157 vs 215.

>>3330890
John still has bullshit luck.

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>>3330819
You don’t let yourself get overwhelmed by Karasuba’s rush, instead focusing on the way she’s attacking you. You may not be the best at hand to hand but you can read a fight with the best of them. Especially because it’s Karasuba and you know her quite well.

Instead you guide her hands away from you, deflecting all the blows until you manage to sweep your leg into hers at the same time you land a serious punch to her midsection. You’ve bulked up since the last time you seriously sparred and she underestimated how hard you can hit her. You see her nearly fold in on herself, stumbling and almost falling on her ass. You jump after her to the sound of the crowd making itself even more known and then Karasuba takes a swipe at you, just enough to keep you on your toes.

Karasuba takes 2 wounds, is at 6/10.

“I thought you weren’t so good at hand to hand.” Karasuba squints at you, taking the time to wipe her face and shake herself as she circles around you.

“I’m not. I can read you like a book though.” You grin at her, almost playfully.

Karasuba looks at you, then grins back.

“You’re good.” She says, then begins another attack.

This one however is more deliberate and her arms are seemingly trying to get yours to open up some more… and you’re honestly not sure why.

>Normal attack. +10 to rolls. 1 wound, 2 if over 25. 1 wound if you failed.

>Counter. +15 to roll. 1 wound if you win, 2 at +50. No wounds if failure by less than 25.

>Defend. +20 to roll. No wounds if you win. 1 wound to Karasuba if winning by +50.

>>3330961
>Normal attack. +10 to rolls. 1 wound, 2 if over 25. 1 wound if you failed.

>>3330961
>Normal attack. +10 to rolls. 1 wound, 2 if over 25. 1 wound if you failed.

>>3330961
>Normal attack. +10 to rolls. 1 wound, 2 if over 25. 1 wound if you failed.

>>3330961
>Defend. +20 to roll. No wounds if you win. 1 wound to Karasuba if winning by +50.

Rolled 47, 72, 72 + 125 = 316 (3d100 + 125)

Alright.

1d100+110 please.

Rolled 59 + 110 (1d100 + 110)

>>3330987

Rolled 82 + 110 (1d100 + 110)

>>3330987

Rolled 69 + 110 (1d100 + 110)

>>3330987

>>3330991
>>3330999
>>3331011
Looks like you lose... but not as badly as you could have.

Writing.

Alright Gatta crash, thanks for the run guide!

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>>3330961
With Karasuba deliberately trying to wear you down you do your best to fight her off… but she’s simply better this time around. It takes longer than she probably wanted, a few extra seconds but then your arms are flung wide and she moves in for…

A kiss.

You realize it just it time, managing to interpose your leg between the pair of you in time so that your lips don’t quite touch and your hands hold her off even as you fall to the ground.

1 wound to John, 8/10 remaining.

Karasuba is panting, inches away from increasing her combat power to the point where you literally could not beat her.

“Aww… I thought I was going to get you lover boy.” She grins at you as you both jockey for position with you on your back.

“Not quite.” You say as you wrestle with her, neither of you gaining advantage for the moment.

>Try and grapple her. You’ll try to pin her and get her to tap out. No bonus.

>Attack from where you are. +5 to rolls. 1 damage possible.

>Get up. You need to get back on your feet for maximum damage. +15 to rolls. 1 wound if +50.

>>3331038
>Try and grapple her. You’ll try to pin her and get her to tap out. No bonus.

>>3331038
>Try and grapple her. You’ll try to pin her and get her to tap out. No bonus.
Gotta go for it!

>>3331038
>Try and grapple her. You’ll try to pin her and get her to tap out. No bonus.

Rolled 81, 86, 21 + 125 = 313 (3d100 + 125)

Going for the grapple. Probably call it for the night after this since we're slowing down.

1d100+100 please.

Rolled 19 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>3331073

Rolled 24 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>3331073
Do we have to be adding modifiers if you already added her advantage? Like, subtract the lesser from the greater modifier.

>>3331073
I can give two more rolls if you don't mind one anon doing them all this late

>>3331090
Now that would be a smart thing to do now wouldn't it?

>>3331092
If nobody rolls go ahead. It's late for us all.

Rolled 53 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>3331073
Have a good night!

>>3331098
>>3331080
>>3331090
211 vs 153.

Ouch.

Anyway, last update for the night incoming. Can't promise a continuation tomorrow but possibly on Sunday if not!

>>3331038
“I’ll get you now though!” Karasuba’s on top of you and unfortunately you’re on the ground, limiting your leverage against her. She takes ruthless advantage of this fact and she’s somehow more slippery than an eel.

Stronger than one as well, as you suddenly find yourself pulled into exactly what you were trying to do to her as she manages to grab you in such a way that if you don’t escape soon you’ll have to tap out.

Hopefully you can think of something quickly…

>>3331122
Bleh.

That's a terrible ending but I've always been bad at those haven't I?

Anyway, back around for a while and I kinda wanted to do this so... yeah.

Hopefully it was enjoyable to all you readers.

Questions, comments and concerns welcome as always.

I do know four years has been a while so if this is somewhat off key, I'll probably go to one of my other quests instead of continue this or reboot it. Let me know what you all think!

Till next time.

>>3331126
Thanks for running dude

>>3331126
Thanks for running Guide, it's been a long time!

I'll have to update the ebook now that you're running again, I haven't done that in years.

When the ebook is updated it will be in the usual pastebin
https://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

I kinda forgot but this is the quest when someone rolled nat 100 and all panties we're dropped right?

So, is Mercenary 2030 coming back too?

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I'm just so damn happy this is back, It's nice.

>>3331126
I'm just glad you're writing again dude. This one was definitely a fun thread, and I've missed HPQ something fierce

Any plans for Sekirei quest to pop back up?

>>3331412
Not sure about that, but I remember I rolled one for waifuing Karasuba.

>>3331412
>>3332692
Someone rolled a 100 on a whim and Guide saved it to FLEX. It was glorious.

>>3331135
>>3331145
Thanks for running, it's good to be back.

>>3331412
>>3332692
>>3332709
Yeah, Anon rolled a Nat 100 on a called shot for "Sexy Flexing." I denied it right then and there but I saved it for an appropriate spot. That was fun.

>>3331427
If I actually finish this one, yeah. Which honestly shouldn't be too much longer if I keep to my currently vague plan.

>>3332003
See above, I'm not going to try and run multiple quests but hopefully I can just stick around.

>>3331760
It's nice to be back.

>>3332947
My dissapointment of missing your tweet and therefore the thread is completely overshadowed by the sheer happiness I am feeling at the return of John Galt and the first quest I ever participated in

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HOLY SHIT WHAT
WHAT
WHAT

I have NEVER checked /qst/ because I'm still salty as fuck about the forced split
the one day
THE ONE DAY
I decide to browse through, it's motherfucking HPQ thread 4 years later
HOLY SHIT
Guide, I love ya man.
Here's an old image I posted in the OG threads if it means anything.

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>>3333621
welcome back anon, have an image dear to my heart

>>3333621
I called the "ripped from your girls into other shows and have to win them back." plot so that was cool.

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>>3334427
>>3334452
I may not have known who you were back then, and after this quest inevitably concludes we'll go our separate ways again, but it does give me some warm fuzzies somewhere that at some point, we all, with Guide, shared this journey together, and a group of us still found that quest years after.

Damnit I missed the run, I fell asleep and had stuff to do all day today

This makes me so happy, I loved this quest...

Shit, we dead again?

Guess I'll see you all in another four years.

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>>3334645

Even if this may be the last update for HPQ. I am glad I got to spend all that time with you.

Even though we may not see each other again or even Guide, we'll always have those moments.

>>3339881
It'll probably be back this weekend. Just hold onto hope

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>Harem Protag Quest is back
I need time to re-read the archives. I need a moment, because holy shit.

>Fuck Quest came back
>Harem Protag Quest came back

Come on, Homeless Mutant Quest. Make this a happy /qst/ and come back.

I love you Guide, all of the homo and then some.

>>3340894
I'm pretty sure Crusty is actually dead. There's been nothing from him for over 3 years.

>>3341493
Then give us languid. Sierra was a good girl.

>>3340804
>Just hold onto hope
I am, trust me.

Come on Three Claw, if John galt can rise from the grave, so can you! Not even the FIS could stop you!

>>3347020
It would be so cool if Predator Quest came back

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>>3332709
Can you give me the archive link of the said Sexy Flex?

>>3347158
We barely got the Wey Yu war going.

>>3347762
All the more reason for a revival.

>>3340894
I'm sending all my energy to you, brother, in hopes that you too can see quests you'd love to see revived

Apologies for disappearing on you all again but life finds a way.

Between being sick, having a social life and a girlfriend (yay) my week was shot. Keep an eye on Twitter for next run. Might be this Saturday.

>>3366569
Sweet, you do you Guide. We've waited 4 years, we can wait an extra weekend more.

Last post lol

HAH Got'em

>>3368651
Not if I have anything to say about it!