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>>3371811
Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

After meeting with the Demon God Dumplin, who banished the attacking Towa and powered up yours to Darkness Towa. You learned that at one point he’d known a you from a different timeline, before it was erased by the Supreme Kai of Time. After he and his groupies of Towas, and daughter(s?) leave, your Towa recruited the banished Towa’s warrior Perfect Cell. He showed you several of his techniques, you and your family trying to learn a few. Meloka learned and mastered his Multiform technique, and even Chilli learned the Death Saucer technique. But once you all returned to your own timeline, Meloka had yours and her new daughter put safely in a pod, but you couldn’t think of a good name for her. But as we rejoin Karn, you’re facing down your ally, the Ctarl-Ctarl warrior Aisha.

“I think you’ve forgotten just who I am.” you say, flaring your green and yellow aura up. “Allow me to remind you.”

With that you make the ‘come to me’ gesture with your left hand, Aisha snarling at you.

“Bring it on!” she roars, leaping recklessly at you. You smirk, and with the Djem So fighting style Darth Bane taught you retaliate. You swat her reckless wild right punch aside with your left, countering with your own right into her cheek. The cat-woman howls as you strike her, following up with a left uppercut to her gut then finishing with a spinning back kick. Your attack sends her flying, Aisha crashing to the arena floor right by the edge.
“Is that it?” you ask, Aisha visibly struggling to rise. “Don’t tell me you got me out here for this?”
“Don’t. Underestimate. Me!” she says, pushing herself unsteadily back to her feet. You watch as she gathers a ball of ki in her hand, grinning through the blood pouring from her mouth. Perhaps you overdid it a bit? But instead of answering further she tosses the ball sky-high, shouting: “HAAA! Burst open and mix!!”

“Shit!” you think to yourself, keeping your eyes from the orb. You don’t need to become an Oozaru, not as powerful as you are now. But you watch as Aisha changes, taking her white and black Full-Beast form as her power explodes to almost three times yours. Aisha drops down to all fours, snarling wordlessly at you as her transformation completes. Well, this is certainly interesting. You hadn’t imagined she’d grow this strong, this could be fun.

What do you do?
>Rush and attack
>Defend, see what she can do
>Su Ma evade and counter
>Djem So counter, stand your ground
>Ascend, you need more power to fight her as she is now
>Berserk, show her what true power is
>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath, toast her
>[DRAGON FORCE] and Dragon’s Glare, take her strength for your own
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

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>>3371813
>Ascend, you need more power to fight her as she is now
>Defend, see what she can do

>>3371813
>>Berserk, show her what true power is
>>Djem So counter, stand your ground

>>3371813
>Ascend, you need more power to fight her as she is now
>Defend, see what she can do

>>3371813
>Ascend, you need more power to fight her as she is now
>Djem So counter, stand your ground

>>3371813
>Ascend, you need more power to fight her as she is now
>Defend, I'd like to see the progress she's made.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3371815
>>3371823
>>3371845
>>3371849
>>3371852
Ascend, you need more power and defend, see what she can do wins it. Roll me a 3d100

Rolled 44, 35, 10 = 89 (3d100)

>>3371863

Rolled 41, 49, 49 = 139 (3d100)

>>3371863

>>3371874
What even is this roll?

Rolled 51, 59, 7 = 117 (3d100)

>>3371863

Rolled 68, 93, 40 = 201 (3d100)

>>3371863

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>>3371874
>>3371878
51/100, 59/100, 49/100. Looks like you severely underestimated her, writing.

Rolled 13, 100, 76, 20, 68, 83, 70, 47, 44, 46 = 567 (10d100)

don't mind me. clearing the dice

>>3371882
Do we get a bonus for dub 49s?

Dice always fuck us at the start of a new thread.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

Should’ve warmed up my dice before rolling

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>>3371813
“Now that’s more like it!” you shout, Ascending in a burst of sparks. Your strength surges, but before you can react further Aisha is already on top of you. With a snarl her beast form slams square into your chest, knocking you onto your back and lunging for your throat. With only a split-second to react you pull your left arm up, Aisha’s fangs sinking deep into your arm. “Gaah! Dammit!”
“This is bad!” you thino to yourself, as Aisha shakes your arm in her mouth. You feel your bones groaning in protest, if this keeps up she’ll easily break your arm. You have to get free!
“RRRAAAAAAA!!” you roar, firing off an Explosive Wave and knocking Aisha back. Your attack sends her soaring, flipping backwards once and landing on all fours as you quickly push yourself to your feet to prepare for her next attack.

“It looks like Aisha Clan-Clan, of the Ctarl-Ctarl has the upper hand!” you hear the reporter, barely audible above the roar of the crowd. “Will this beast warrior actually overwhelm ‘The Dragon of New Salda’?”
“Like hell she will.” you mutter to yourself, again flaring your ki as Aisha lands. But as soon as she touches the ground, she again rockets right at you. You defend as best as you can, but Aisha no longer tries to take you head-on. Instead she dashes past you, each time scoring painful slashes with her claws and fangs. And you simply can’t keep up, Aisha’s speed is even greater than her power would imply. Despite your best efforts, she’s at least twice as fast as you, perhaps even three times. And she’s wearing you down.

“Dammit!” you shout, firing off a Scattershot as Aisha again charges you. But she dodges your attack, leaping aside to your left and clamping down on your left ankle. Her jaws crunch down, and with a vicious shake that pulls you off your feet you feel something in your leg snap. With another snarl she tosses you aside, you rolling and just barely stopping by the arena’s edge. Aisha howls in triumph, seemingly sure of her victory. You float up off the ground, blood pouring from the dozens of wounds Aisha scored on you. “Not bad, Aisha. I’m impressed. But I’m just getting started!”

Well? What now?
>Rush and attack, take the momentum back
>Evade, keep at range and deliver ranged punishment
>Ki Fists, trade blows and make each hit count
>Su Ma, evade her hits and counter
>Su Ma Grappling, evade her and go for a submission
>Djem So, counter her attacks and crush her
>Super Explosive Wave, blast her out of the ring
>Unmovable Energy Body, take whatever she dishes out
>Other(write in)

And what form will you use?
>Ascended(current)
>Ascended+Champion
>Ascended [DRAGON FORCE]
>Berserk
>Berserk+Champion
>Berserk [DRAGON FORCE]
30 minute vote

>>3371983
>Djem So, counter her attacks and crush her
>Ascended(current)

>>3371983
>>Ascended+Champion
>>Ki Fists, trade blows and make each hit count

Champion Ascended will actually let us match her PL evenly. Regular Ascended is too weak.

>>3371983
>Djem So, counter her attacks and crush her
>Ascended+Champion

>>3371983
>Djem So, counter her attacks and crush her
>Ascended+Champion

>>3371999
+1

>>3371983
>Djem So, counter her attacks and crush her
>Ascended+Champion

>>3371988
>>3371994
>>3371999
>>3372005
>>3372006
>>3372009
Ascended+Champion, and Djem So wins it. Alrighty then, roll me a 3d100.
Second DC 65

Rolled 84, 66, 52 = 202 (3d100)

>>3372076

Rolled 55, 98, 16 = 169 (3d100)

>>3372076

Rolled 46, 18, 53 = 117 (3d100)

>>3372076
Dice don't fail me now.

Rolled 42, 4, 9 = 55 (3d100)

>>3372076
yeet

Rolled 35, 13, 89 = 137 (3d100)

>>3372076

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>>3372082
>>3372084
84/100, 98/100, 53/100. Two successes, interesting. Writing.

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>>3371983
“You’re pretty strong, Aisha. A lot stronger than I remember.” you say, closing your eyes and focusing. Not on your opponent, or the fight, or the crowd. You focus on the planet itself, on New Salda’s power, drifting back down to the arena floor as you begin to draw it into yourself. You feel the planet’s molten fury, directed at the Glass Plains and the ones living there. The planet wants nothing more than those invaders gone, crushed and used to feed the planet’s revitalization. But you focus the rage, directing it to the one who injured you. “So I’m gonna have to get serious.”

Aisha snarls in response, you feeling your power surging as green sparks begin to dance along your body and aura. But instead of going on the offensive you wait, dropping back into your stance and gesturing for Aisha to come at you. The beast doesn’t hesitate, leaping headlong at you. But something’s different. The beast warrior seems far slower than before, you easily able to track her movements. And counter them. As she rushes in you swat her clumsy attack aside with your right forearm, leaving her entire right flank exposed. With a shout you slam your left fist into her ribs, Aisha yelping out in surprise and pain. But your attack doesn’t end there, following up your stunning blow with a quick half-dozen crushing strikes before delivering a two-footed kick square to her gut and sending Aisha crashing down. You wince a bit in pain, the pain from the wound to your ankle flaring as you kick her. But your barrage of crushing strikes seems to have put Aisha down for the count.

“I-It looks like the challenger is down for the count!” you hear, the audience cheering and chanting the countdown.

“ONE! TWO! THREE!” they roar, Aisha struggling to get back to her feet. “FOUR! FIVE! SI-!”
“She’s up! She’s back up!” someone shouts, the audience roaring even louder as Aisha stands shakily on her four feet.
“Not giving up?” you ask, returning to your stance. But Aisha doesn’t. In fact, she begins glowing. You raise an eyebrow, watching cautiously as her own aura begins flaring. What’s she trying to do? All too soon, you find out.
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>>3372268
With a final roar Aisha again charges, the energy around her suddenly taking shape. You’re shocked for a moment as she’s surrounded by the ki of a semi-transparent version of herself, it easily three times her own size. And when she swings, it swings as well, you dodging Aisha’s claws but not her conjured image’s. The massive claws slam into your chest, slicing right through your armor and sending you flying. Her attack launches you high into the air, and before you can recover she slams into your back, sending you crashing to the ground. You land hard on your back, everything going out of focus a moment before snapping back to clarity. You see Aisha and her spectral image streaking down at you, you flipping back and away moments before she slams into the ground. The impact is tremendous, shattering the arena below to pieces as the shockwave knocks you back. You brace yourself against the pressure, and as the dust settles you see Aisha still glaring defiantly at you. This isn’t over yet.

But what do you do?
>Rush and attack, put the pressure on her
>Evade, keep at range and deliver a ki bombardment punishment
>Su Ma, evade her and her phantom’s hits and counter
>Su Ma Grappling, evade her and go for a submission, it can only move as she does
>Djem So, counter her attacks and keep dishing out punishment
>Super Explosive Wave, blast her out of the ring
>Unmovable Energy Body, take whatever she dishes out
>[DRAGON FORCE] and Dragon’s Glare
>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath
>DRAGON FORCE] and Eternal Dragon, try to outlast her
>Go Berserk and take her phantom head-on
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3372274
>>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath

>>3372274
>>Evade, keep at range and deliver a ki bombardment punishment

>>3372274
>>[DRAGON FORCE] and Dragon’s Glare

>>3372274
>Go Berserk and take her phantom head-on

>>3372274
>>Go Berserk and take her phantom head-on

>>3372274
>>[DRAGON FORCE] and Dragon’s Glare

>>3372274
So Cat cunt has a Stand? Great....just great.

>>3372274
>>>[DRAGON FORCE] and Dragon’s Glare

>>3372274
>>[DRAGON FORCE] and Dragon’s Glare

Rolled 42, 9, 58 = 109 (3d100)

>>3372277
>>3372284
>>3372294
>>3372302
>>3372317
>>3372325
>>3372332
>>3372363
[DRAGON FORCE] and Dragon’s Glare wins it. Going big? Then roll me a 2d100.
>>3372330
That’s the question: can anyone else see it?

Rolled 13, 15 = 28 (2d100)

>>3372378

Rolled 81, 84 = 165 (2d100)

>>3372378

Rolled 69, 38 = 107 (2d100)

>>3372378

Rolled 29, 96 = 125 (2d100)

>>3372378
lets go

>>3372382
Nice save

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>>3372381
>>3372382
>>3372383
81/100, 84/100. Clutch wins it, writing. She’ll certainly feel this, when she wakes up. Writing.

>>3372330
Why do you hate her so much?

>>3372411
Read the archives newfag, it explains all of her retardation.

>>3372415
That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking why you personally dislike her.

>>3372415
I mean yeah, she's an idiot, but she's not actually a bad character. I don't see an issue.

>>3372431
>>3372432
Little shit thinks she can step to us. And she gave Broly and Chili a weird look last time she was here, OUR BOYS WONT BE CAT FUCKERS ON MY WATCH!

>>3372448
Her beast form was fucking kicking our Ascended Ass. Sure Berserk would break her in half, but that's still impressive as hell, so I can understand where the confidence came from.

Also, Broly and Chili are like 6 or something, for all of Aisha's faults I'm pretty sure she's not a pedophile.

>>3372461
>Implying a cattard has a concept for pedophilia in space

>>3372471
You're absolutely right anon, we must defend our planet from this scourge of feline space pedophiles!

>>3372471
>>3372487

>yfw she's actually only eight years old

>>3372488
....that might be stupid enough to make sense, but even still, NOT CAT TARD IS GOING TO GET IN THIS FAMILY TREE SO ME DEMON NEET!

>>3372496
I dunno. Giant big cat monkey sounds pretty dope. Maximum kaiju value and all that.

I'm surprised there aren't a bunch of hybrids already.

Come to think of it, Broly x Zangya. He's into green girls after all and she's genuinely pretty strong compared to everyone pre-Cell. Also has a faux SSJ state.

I guess if a few years it'll be time to die and blow up King Kai's place.

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>>3372274
“So, you’re a Stand user too then?” you ask her, rising up a few feet into the air. “Alright then, if that’s how we’re doing this: I’ll show you mine! DRAGON FORCE!!”
“GRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRR!!” your Stand roars as it manifests around you, many of the cheers turning to cries of terror as others simply cheer even louder. You now tower above Aisha and her spectral form, but that’s no reason to take her lightly. You’re now far more easily damaged, but you now have a special attack at your disposal to end this fight. And you’re gonna use it now! Focusing your ki, your Stand fires a pair of beams from it’s eyes and striking Aisha’s spectre. She hunches up to try and weather the hit, looking around confused as it doesn’t hurt her.

“What’s this?” Darla says, her reporting conveying the audience’s feelings. “Karn’s attack seems to have hit Aisha, but nothing’s happening. Is she really this much stronger that him?”

But after a few seconds Aisha begins to feel it, realizing her power is being siphoned away to your Stand. She snarls and leaps aside, but the damage is already done. Her spectral form is now down by more than half it’s original size, and her power now reflects that. She’s moving far slower than before, her power now dramatically cut. But you’re not giving her a chance to turn this around.

“GGRRRRROOOOOAAAAAAARRR!!” you and your Stand roar in unison, charging down at Aisha. She turns to you, preparing to defend herself but you’re too quick. You dodge her with your Stand’s fangs bared, forcing her to leap to your right. Exactly where you wanted. Aisha doesn’t see your Stand’s giant fist coming, it slamming into her and driving her into the stone floor just outside the arena. You smash her into the stone with a titanic impact, shaking the entire arena with the force of your punch.

“And it’s over!” Darla shouts, as your Stand roars a final time before vanishing. You banish your Stand, dropping to the arena floor with a sigh. “Karn is the winner!”

The audience roars in approval, you reverting back to your base form. as the pain of your injuries begins catching up to you. You hadn’t expected her to cause this much damage, your opinion of her has certainly gone up.

But what now?
>Leave her there, time to get in your ship’s Healing Pod.
>Help her up, make sure she’s okay and able to walk away
>Carry her back to her ship, her people can take care of her
>Other(write in)

>>3372521
>>Carry her back to her ship, her people can take care of her

>>3372521
>>Help her up, make sure she’s okay and able to walk away
She deserves that much consideration for kicking our ass so hard.

>>3372521
>Carry her back to her ship, her people can take care of her

>>3372521
>>Help her up, make sure she’s okay and able to walk away
I don't know why we expected less, we had to go Golden Oozaru to beat her last time. Is like everyone thinks you have to be on the main cast to grow in power for some reason.

>>3372521
>Carry her back to her ship, her people can take care of her

>>3372521
>>Carry her back to her ship, her people can take care of her

>>3372521
>Help her up, make sure she’s okay and able to walk away

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>>3372530
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>>3372536
>>3372538
>>3372546
>>3372575
Carry her back to her ship wins it. Writing.

>>3372587
That face is disturbing.

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>>3372521
You’re already worn out, and ready to take a quick nap in your ship’s Healing Pod. But first, you need to take Aisha back to her people. She fought well, leaving her here simply wouldn’t do. Floating down off the arena, you land by the woman who’s transformed back into her base form.

“Not bad.” you mutter, picking the unconscious Ctarl-Ctarl up. She doesn’t stir, Aisha snoring as you carrying her in your arms back to her ship. Your flight is short, you feeling a bit light headed from blood loss as her ship soon comes within sight. You fly down, spotting several of their officials speaking with Vegeta and Nappa as you descend. Your king and longtime friend both notice as you approach, King Vegeta IV seemingly worried for some reason. As you land on the ground by the two groups the Ctarl-Ctarl all turn to you, differing levels of surprise and anger on their faces.

“Karn, are you alright?” Vegeta asks you, sounding a little worried. But you just smile to the king, walking to the Ctarl-Ctarl.
“I’m fine.” you say to him, then turning and handing the nude woman to her subordinates. “Aisha here put up one hell of a fight, but she’s probably not gonna wake up for awhile. I don’t think I broke anything, but if I did I can put her in one of our Healing Pods here on-world.”
“That won’t be necessary.” the large Ctarl-Ctarl man you handed Aisha to, who’s clearly uncomfortable holding his superior officer says. “We are the mighty Ctarl-Ctarl, we don’t need any help recovering from a fight.”
“Ha. Tell Aisha I enjoyed her fight.” you say, lifting up into the air. “And let her know I’ll take her on anytime.”

That done, you leave Vegeta to deal with the Ctarl-Ctarl officials, flying back to your ship to get into the Healing Pod. Your flight goes by without incident, landing and getting inside your ship to get into a pod.

“Another fight?” Dr. White asks upon seeing you stumble into the room, blood dripping behind you from the dozens of claw wounds. You nod wordlessly, stripping out of your armor as he prepares one pod for you. Once stripped down you get into the pod, the good doctor hooking you up. After a moment the pod seals with a hiss, you closing your eyes as the fluid begins filling the pod. Sleep finds you almost instantly, you finding yourself somewhere all-too familiar.

“Hey Karn.”
cont

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>>3372788
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkgSOy-S-eU

“Hey Towa.” you say, turning in the dark void to see her before you. And she’s not alone.
“Daaa!” Maza says, your boy having been clinging to her leg until you turned around. Your half-demon son leaps at you, you catching him in surprise. He’s bigger than you remembered, and noticeably stronger as well.
“Hey Maza, you been behaving for your mother?” you ask, the boy nodding.
“Uh-huh!” he replies with an innocent smile, you chuckling and ruffling the boy’s snow-white hair.
“So, what’s up?” you ask Towa, the demon princess holding another bundle in her arms. You look over surprised as she reveals another infant, a red-skinned girl looking at you confused. “Is that...?”

“Yes. She’s our daughter.” Towa says, you reaching out and taking her. She smiles at you, you smiling back at your second half-demon child. “I think I’m going to name her Milha. What do you think?”
“Milha, huh?” you say, looking to your little girl. “What do you think?”
“Aaaaah!” she says, her huge eyes looking right at you.

Well?
>I like it. Milha it is.
>I was thinking more of (what?)
>Are you set on this name, or could we name her something else?
>Other(write in)

>>3372796
>I like it. Milha it is.

>>3372796
>>I like it. Milha it is.

>>3372796
>>I like it. Milha it is.

>>3372796
>>I like it. Milha it is.
>>You know Towa, if you keep this up, your going to give Future Chaya as many siblings as Present Chaya.

TEASE THE NEET WAIFU.

>>3372809
I support this.

>>3372809
I support this yes.

>>3372796
this>>3372809
BLUSHING NEET PLAN, COMMENCE

>>3372809
you're*

>>3372843
No he got it right, broody Towa plan has been activated.

>>3372846
No, it is you're. That being said, I don't see why it matters enough we've all come out to correct eachother.

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>>3372801
>>3372802
>>3372807
>>3372809
>>3372821
>>3372826
>>3372833
I like it, Milha it is plus the teasing wins it. Writing.

>>3372846
In that sentence it’s ‘you are, or you’re’

>>3372860
>>3372912
Uer*

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>>3372796
“I like it.” you say. “Milha it is.”
“Aaah!” Milha says, you smiling while holding your two half-demon children. Towa floats over to you, kissing you once gently. You then hand her Milha back, wrapping your left arm around your demon princess and pulling her against you. Her hands start running over you, getting noticeably excited.
“You know, if you keep this up.” you say to her with a mischievous smile. “If you keep this up you’ll give my future daughter as many siblings as my current daughter has.”

“I- You, I mean-!” she stammers, suddenly really embarrassed. You just laugh at her as she stammers, pulling her back to you and kissing the demoness. After a moment she quits stammering, simply losing herself in the kiss. You then pull back, Towa’s face blushed and breathing noticeably heavier. After a few seconds she quits panting, getting control of herself and gathering your kids back to her. The darkness begins breaking around the four of you, Towa sighing out in frustration. But then she winks, telling the kids to say bye.

“Bai!” Maza says, waving excitedly to you.
“Aaaa!” Milha exclaims, you smiling and waving to your kids.
“You’d better come see us soon.” Towa says, you saying you will just before waking back up. Blinking a few times, you find that you are back in the Healing Pod. The fluid begins draining quickly, the door opening and letting you step out and stretch. You feel your strength is back up to yout peak and then some, healing from those wounds having made you noticeably stronger.

>roll me a d150000+50000

Rolled 128307 + 50000 (1d150000 + 50000)

>>3372967

Rolled 18853 + 50000 (1d150000 + 50000)

>>3372967
GET

Rolled 117155 + 50000 (1d150000 + 50000)

>>3372967
>d150000+50000

>>3372977
FUCK YOU DICE!

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>>3372973
>>3372977
>>3372978
178,307/200,000. Karn’s new powerlevel is 4,323,500. Writing.

>>3372967
Also whew, now that Towas actually had sex with Karn, I see her long buried THIRST has awakened.

Meloka better kick it into high gear or Towa really will out breed her.

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>>3372967
“Thanks Doc, for looking out for me.” you say, white replying with a smile and a grunt. Man of few words, but he’s good people. Making your way out of medical you extend your ki senses, finding everyone in the mess hall. You make your way there, stomach growling as it demands food and reminds you that you hadn’t had breakfast either. But as you walk in, you’re surprised to see Chilli retelling your fight with Aisha to Broly and Chaya.

“And then Daddy went all ‘bwaaaa’ and turned into his big dragon, shooting her with beams from his eyes!” your son says, his back to you as you walk in. “Then Daddy roared again and won with one punch!”
“Wooow, really?” Chaya asks him, your boy nodding.
“Really.” you say, all three of them jumping in surprise.
“DADDY!!” Chaya shouts, leaping right at you. You catch your oldest daughter, laughing at her excitement. “I woke up an’ you were in the pod! I was so worried but Chilli told me you were fightin’ a big strong cat lady!”
“I was, I was. Sorry for worrying you, kiddo.” you tell Chaya, sitting with them and gesturing to Silver who simply nods to you, then shouts for Jim to ‘get off your ass already, you can’t be tired!” “So, how was you guys’ trainin’ this morning?”

You spend your lunch with your kids, the three of them telling you about their mornings until you’ve all eaten your fill. Chaya then sits up excitedly, ‘Oh’ing as she remembers something. Grabbing a remote off the nearby empty table, she turns the screen on, pulling something up.

“Daddy, watch!” she says, transfixed by the screen. You watch, curious as to what has her so excited. But you should have known, the Dreadzone logo coming on the screen. But after a moment, you see why she’s excited. Dallas and Juanita are sitting down with an all-too-familiar face, the Kai-in-training as smug as ever. “It’s him, it’s him!”
“I see that.” you say, watching the interview.

“So, uhh, Kars. You are Kars, correct?” Dallas asks, the vampire nodding. “Right. So, the question all of our viewers want to know: how do you know Joseph Joestar?
“Joseph Joestar.” Kars says, seeming to be perfectly at ease. “That man was the one responsible for the extinction of my race.”
cont

>>3373111
Ah. I see Kars is up to his bullshit once again, wasn't really expecting him to deny his own misdeeds though.

>>3373111
>Thinking they aren't gonna be HYPED too back Joestar now

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>>3373111
>"That man was the one responsible for the extinction of my race.”
Lying sonovabitch

>>3373111
BIG WORDS FOR A MAN WHO DID MOST OF THE WORK HIMSELF. JOSEPH JUST FINISHED THE FUCKING JOB.

>>3373111
>“That man was the one responsible for the extinction of my race.”

Technically correct.

>>3373151
This, smarmy little fruit bat.

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>>3373111
“His assault was relentless, hunting my people down one by one as we searched for a way to stop his onslaught.” Kars says, radiating sadness that you can feel. “My people didn’t seek out his kind, yet he relentlessly slaughtered my kind until I was the only one left.”

He then turns to the camera, addressing it directly.

“But now I’m back, JoJo, and stronger than ever.” Kars says. His tone and facial expression don’t change, but you can feel the malice pouring off of him. “For my people’s honor, and the lives you cut short; I will have your head!”
“So, that geriatric windbag was the one who slaughtered your kind?” Juanita says, clearly interested in the vampire’s story. “I didn’t take him for the type.”
“Don’t let his harmless demeanor fool you, he’s a snake.” Kars says, back to being calm and collected. “He wears it like a mask, hiding his true face. Make no mistake, that man is a monster.”
“So that means you’ll be accepting his challenge, and facing his grandson and Lord Boros both?”
“If they’re who I have to fight, then so be it.” Kars says with a sigh. “I have no desire to harm his grandson Jotaro, Joseph’s sins aren’t his own. And I’m not sure what Boros’s complaint with me is, I simply offered those oppressed by his regime a means to break free.”

“By turning them into cannibals who feast on their own kind?” Juanita asks pointedly, Kars smirking slightly.
“I didn’t force them to partake in cannibalism.” Kars says smoothly. “What they did with the power I gave them was of their own free will.”
“I see.” Dallas says, Kars’ subtlety in his answer clearly going over his head. “So then, you’re accepting their challenge?”
“Yes, I accept.” Kars says, again turning to the screen. “Hide behind however many innocents you want, JoJo. But I will finish what was started all those years ago.”

And there Chaya the video, turning excitedly to you.

“It’s happening tomorrow!” she says, bouncing up and down in excitement. “Can I go? Can I, can I?”
“Me too!” Chilli says. “I wanna go!”

Well?
>Sure, let’s all go together!(fast forward to the battle)
>You three can go watch, I’m not that interested
>I don’t think it’ll be a good idea to go, if you really want to watch it you can watch from here
>Other(write in)

>>3373247
>Sure, let’s all go together!(fast forward to the battle)

>>3373247
>>Sure, let’s all go together!(fast forward to the battle)

>>3373247
>>Sure, let’s all go together!(fast forward to the battle)

>>3373247
>Sure, let’s all go together!(fast forward to the battle)

>>3373247
>>Sure, let’s all go together!(fast forward to the battle)

>>3373247
>Sure, let’s all go together!(fast forward to the battle)
>Telepathically congratulate Joseph on his almost genocide, offer tips on how to it right.
And it must be done completely straightfaced.

>>3373258
>>3373263
>>3373267
>>3373268
>>3373271
>>3373312
Sure, let’s all go together wins it. Writing.
Oh boy, here we go.

>>3373329
I am ready for the collateral damage and tactical genius from both sides.

>>3373329
How many pairs of clackers does Joseph have stashed for this one?

>>3373247
Technically kars is right but he left out how his people killed a Crapton of humans as well. Mind you Kars if he can will try too ignore that fact, but they did.

>>3373247
>geriatric windbag

Oof, poor Joseph

>>3373437
I don't even know if he'd be considered technically correct. Kars slaughtered most of his people himself. Joseph just finished the job, and he didn't even get to off Kars.

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>>3373247
“Sure, let’s all go.” you say, Chaya cheering and bouncing up and down. “Let’s ask around, and see who else wants to go.”
“Okay!” Chaya shouts, blasting out to go find someone, probably Megumin and/or Emilia. Meanwhile you close your eyes, telepathically reaching out to Meloka.
“Hey, mornin’.” you say, Meloka replying immediately.
“You’re finally up?” she asks, you telling her about what Chaya just showed you. “So you’re going?”
“Yeah, I’m going.” you reply. “You coming too?”
“Nah, I think I’ll pass.” she replies, actually catching you a bit off-guard before she explains. “I can’t see Jotaro’s Stand attack, it wouldn’t be much fun for me.”
“Alright, I understand.” you say. “I’ll keep a close eye on the kids.”
“It’s not them I’m worried about.” she says, surprising you yet again. “I saw you in the Healing Pod, and Roberry cleaning your blood off the floor this morning. I don’t want to lose you, dammit.”

“Don’t worry about me, I’m not going there to fight.” you tell her. “And I’m fine, she couldn’tve finished me off.”
“You’re hopeless sometimes, you know that hun?” Meloka asks you, you getting the feeling she’s sighing. “Just... Be careful, okay?”
“Don’t worry, we’ll be fine.” you tell her. Your schedule returns to normal for a few days, until the day of Kars’ battle arrives.

“Where’s sis?” Chilli asks you, you and the boys waiting on the beach with Raven and the Guardian. “If she doesn’t hurry we’re gonna be late.
“Wait for me!!” Chaya shouts, flying fast and dragging Megumin along, Emilia and surprisingly King Vegeta following her a moment later. Galick, Captain of the Royal Guard and another guard you’re unfamiliar with follow close behind the king, everyone touching down on the sandy beach.
“So, is it time then?” Vegeta asks, you turning to Broly questioningly.
“Uh-huh. It’s about to start.” he says, Raven nodding and opening a portal.
“Let’s go!” Chaya says excitedly, first through the portal.
“Thanks Raven, I’ll let you know when we’re done.” you say, the witch smiling back to you happily. The nine of you walk through the portal, appearing just outside the arena.
“Greetings, Saiyans.” the demo bot says, having been waiting for your arrival. “Follow me.”
“Yay, it’s time!” Chaya says happily, skipping along. Megumin joins her, the two singing the Crimson Demon’s song as your group makes its way to your reserved seating in the arena.

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very exciting episode of Dreadzone!!” Dallas shouts from his hovering announcers seating, the audience roaring. Looks like you’re just in time.
cont

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>>3373540
“Today, the mighty Jotaro Kujo returns to the Dreadzone arena to settle a grudge more than fifty years in the making!” he shouts, the audience getting louder and louder as your group is led to your seats. The Royal Guard remain standing, the rest of you taking your arena-side seats. “Let’s hear it for JOJO!”
“JoooJoo! Jooojoo!” the audience shouts, your daughter and Chilli chanting along with them as one of the Dreadzone transport ships land, the young man in his long black coat stepping out. He pulls his hat down further then sticks his hands casually in his pockets.

“And his opponent!” Juanita says, the second ship coming down “Last of an extinct race who were murdered by Jotaro’s grandfather, he comes now to get his vengeance. Put your hands together for Kars!”
“Kars! Kars! Kars!” the audience chants, the Kai-in-training stepping confidently out. You’re surprised he’s not wearing his Kai robes, dressed simply in nothing more than jewelry and a loincloth.
“You don’t have to do this, boy.” Kars says, walking confidently towards Jotaro. “Joseph’s crimes are not your own, you don’t have to die here defending him.”

“Good grief.” Jotaro says, Star Platinum appearing behind him. Kars doesn’t react, can he not see a Stand.
“Daddy, who’s gonna win?” Chaya asks, eyes not turning from the two men staring each other down.

Well?
>Kars, something tells me he’s stronger than he appears
>Jotaro, he’s gotten a lot stronger than he was when I fought him
>Who do you think you’ll win kiddo? What can you see?
>I have no idea, but this’ll be good
>Other(write in)

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>>3373247
>“Don’t let his harmless demeanor fool you, he’s a snake.” Kars says, back to being calm and collected. “He wears it like a mask, hiding his true face. Make no mistake, that man is a monster.”
I love how he's talking about himself here. The irony is not lost on him I hope.

>>3373545
>>I have no idea, but this’ll be good

>>3373545
>I have no idea, but this’ll be good

>>3373548
It’s the best way to deflect. Accuse your opponent of what you’re guilty of. It’s done all the time in my country’s politics, after all

>>3373545
>Other, If Jotaro can play it right he's got a shot.

>>3373545
>Who do you think you’ll win kiddo? What can you see?

>>3373545
>>Other, If Jotaro can play it right he's got a shot.

>>3373545
>>I have no idea, but this’ll be good
here we go

>>3373574
Supporting

>>3373545
>I have no idea, but this’ll be good.

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Rolled 59, 24, 32, 9, 64, 76, 62, 81, 74, 34, 2, 100 = 617 (12d100)

>>3373557
>>3373561
>>3373574
>>3373578
>>3373608
>>3373613
I have no idea, but this’ll be good wins it. Writing. And so it begins

>>3373632
>100

>>3373632
>that crit
Well then. Looks like it’s happening

>>3373632
>100
Dis gonna be good.

Do you think Kars will confuse Star Platinum for a Pillar-Man when he finally sees him?

Oh boy. Now I'm excited.

Wait a second. That 100. Did...did Kars just awaken his own Stand?!

>>3373642
....is it Jojo? Is he winning, or was that a bad 100?

>>3373651
If he does I hope it is ironically useless.

>>3373545
>Who do you think you’ll win kiddo? What can you see?
Why are we going the kids the winner?

>>3373739
all I know is that the signs point to somebody getting fucked up

>>3373632
Please say that Crit is Joseph's plan in action. He would deserve it.

>>3373757
Yes, that is correct. I hope we don't get Kars on us, that would only end badly for the universe.

I want Kars to win.

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>>3373545
“I have no idea kiddo.” you say, everyone watching as the announcers ready the fighters. “But this’ll certainly be good.”
“And begin!!” Juanita shouts, Jotaro clearly taking the initiative and starting the fight going all out.
“STAR PLATINUM: ZA WARUDO!!” he shouts, the next instant Kars is blasted away. You blink a few times, impressed. His attacks during his time stop seem to have hit him thousands of times, Kars seemingly shocked by Jotaro’s power.
“And JoJo starts this match off with a bang!” Dallas shouts, it taking the audience a few moments to recognize what happened and begin cheering. “With his usual demeanor Jotaro blasted Kars away, who seemingly has no idea what hit him! Could this match be over already?”

“Nice hit, boy.” Kars says, pushing himself to his feet. His body is mangled, yet his wounds begin to heal themselves before your eyes. “I hope that wasn’t your best shot?”
“I’m just getting started.” Jotaro says, walking confidently towards the vampire. When he closes to six feet or so, he again shouts out. “Star Platinum!”
“ORA!!!” his Stand shouts, slamming it’s fist square into his nose before unleashing a powerful barrage on the vampire’s face and body. “ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!”

“Daddy, what’s he doin’?” Chaya asks, as Kars is just getting knocked around by air to her.
“Jotaro’s Stand is attacking him.” you say, Chaya turning to you confused. “Like my Dragon Force. He has one too, but his is invisible.”
“He has a dragon too?” she asks, pouting. “No fair, I want one!”
“It looks more like a man, he doesn’t have a dragon like me.” you say, watching as Jotaro’s Star Platinum relentlessly attacks Kars. Yet as you watch, something’s wrong. Kars isn’t fighting back, simply taking the hits as they come. What is he doing? If he keeps this up, Jotaro’s gonna knock him off of the platform and send him crashing into the lava below.
“He’s almost out.” Broly says, frowning. “But why isn’t he fighting back?”

You have no answer, Star Platinum pummeling Kars right to the edge of the arena. One more punch, and Kars’ll be out.

“OOORAAA!!”

BOOM
cont

>>3373781
Oh god fucking damnit he is getting a Stand. IT BETTER BE USELESS!

>>3373793
>yfw it just literally copies Star Platinum

>>3373796
>yfw his stand is himself because he's the only thing perfect enough to be Kars' stand.

>>3373796
don't you bring that evil here, that fucker doesn't need timestop

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>>3373796
>3 well muscled men with long wavy hair
Just like the good old days

>>3373811
Hmmm, they would try to kill the other because there can be only one perfect being. Joseph you mad bastard, this was his plan all along.
>>3373813
To depressing.

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>>3373781

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

“Wha-What?” Jotaro, you, King Vegeta, and nearly everyone reacting the same way. Everyone is stunned, the sight probably more shocking to those who can’t see Star Platinum: Kars met Star Platinum’s punch with one of his own?!
“Interesting technique, striking me as you have been.” Kars says, opening his hand and grabbing onto Star Platinum’s fist. “Is this the air itself, you controlling it with your mind perhaps? Or maybe this ‘Star Platinum’ is an invisible fighter, one who is loyal to you? Oh, what’s the matter boy, you’ve gone pale. Are you perhaps frightened?”

“No, you just caught me off-guard, is all.” Jotaro says, Star Platinum vanishing and reappearing behind him. “You managed to catch my Stand’s fist, not many are able to do that. So that’s why you were just taking my hits and not even trying to evade?”
“Indeed.” Kars replies, licking some of the blood dripping down to his chin. A normal tongue probably shouldn’t be that long. “So it’s called a Stand, is it? And from the way you spoke, you’ve given away quite a bit to me. For instance, you’re not the only one with this sort of power, are you?”

Jotaro doesn’t respond, simply glaring at Kars. But the vampire grins condescendingly at his far-younger opponent.

“I see. So others do have these sorts of abilities.” Kars says, seemingly dismissing Jotaro and pondering. “So it is a biological phenomenon, in some way shape or form. Perhaps I’ll continue playing with you for awhile, boy.”
“Don’t take me lightly, asshole.” Jotaro says, his own golden aura starting to flare around him. “I don’t like your attitude, so I’m gonna break it. Your face, that is.”
“Well then, you’re welcome to try.” Kars says, when suddenly a pair of blades spring from his arms. “That is, if you can see me! Brilliant Bone Blade!”
“AAAHH!!” Chaya shouts, you all complaining as his sword explodes with blindingly brilliant light. Your eyes are forced shut against the light, you focusing on the fighters with your ki sense. You can sense Jotaro taking a step back, Kars leaping and preparing to cleave the boy in two. But unfortunately for Kars, Star Platinum was ready. With extreme precision his Stand reacts, and when you can again see it’s clear that Star Platinum caught Kars’ bone sword with it’s hands!

“What?!” Kars says, surprised as he’s held aloft by Star Platinum.
“Good grief.” Jotaro says, taking his hands from his pockets and adjusting his hat. “Star Platinum: ZA WARUDO!!”
cont

>>3373983
I mean.....Stands are more of a psychic construct right, being manifestations of peoples fighting sprit, so I wouldn't call them a biological phenomenon that Kars could copy.

Jotaro better end it quick. Otherwise he'll just end up fucking himself.

>>3373993
And there's no biological basis for Stands either. A tree can have one. A street can have one. A dog can have one. A bird can have one. A rat can have one. An alien can have one. Kars might be shit out of luck for this one.

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>>3373983
>“Good grief.”

>>3374056
As smart as Kars is, he seems to have a very “rational” and science-oriented mindset. If it doesn’t make sense to him and the explanations he’s given sound ridiculous, then he dismisses any other way of approach and tries to do it his own way regardless of the difficulty. His lack of flexibility in his way of thinking is a huge flaw; GD said that he’s basically brute forcing his growth of Divine Ki, which means that he’s potentially ignoring Shin’s and/or Kibito’s advice. Though the two of them are hardly paragons of the divine bureaucracy, it really shows the depth of Kars’ hubris.

>>3373993
>>3374056
I be so sure, aren't Stand Midichlorians a thing?

>>3374116
I wouldn't*

>>3374056
>>3374116
There is a weird magic virus in the arrow that alters your genes in a way that allow you to manifest your stand, however it is possible for a stand to manifest without the virus. It is shown that naturally manifested stands in most cases are actually stronger than the stands created by the arrow virus. So Kars could in theory extract the stand gene but his stand would be pretty bad at first sort of like Koichi due to his spirit being not entirely able to adapt to using a stand yet.

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>>3373983
“GUUUYAAAA!” Kars cries out in surprise, as he’s suddenly sent flying. The vampire fighter is sent from the stage, falling helplessly towards the lava pit down below.
“And Jotaro has sent Kars falling from the arena!” Dallas shouts excitedly, as Kars falls down into the pit. “It looks like this is the-wait, hold on! What is this?!”
“Did you think sending me from the arena would end me, Jotaro?” Kars calls out, flying up from the pit on a pair of feathered wings. “You won’t beat me with a simple ring out!”
“Son of a bitch!” you hear Joseph Joestar call out, but you can’t see him. Kars flies above Jotaro, calling out condescendingly.

“This fight won’t be decided so simply.” he calls, taunting him as he flies back over the arena. “Come, boy. Show me what you can really do!”
“STAR FINGER!!” Jotaro shouts, Star Platinum’s pointer and index fingers immediately extending by dozens of feet instantly. Kars doesn’t see it coming, Jotaro’s Stand’s fingers punching right through the vampire’s forehead.
“YYYYEEESSSSS!!” Joseph shouts, as Kars’s head is pierced through by Star Platinum’s fingers. “That’s it! Finish him off, Jotaro!”
“Woah!” Chaya says excitedly, only seeing Kars’ head suddenly spraying blood. The vampire seems shocked, Star Platinum’s fingers quickly retracting back to normal size. Jotaro then leaps, jumping up level to Kars and conjuring Star Platinum again. This time, however, Jotaro and Star Platinum have Kars surrounded. Jotaro pulls his fists from his pockets, golden aura flaring up around the both of them.

“THIS ENDS HERE!!” Jotaro shouts, pulling his fist back as Star Platinum mirrors him. “ORA!”

You can’t help but smirk as Jotaro and Star Platinum attack in perfect sync, fists striking Kars over and over and over again.

“ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!” they shout together, not giving Kars an inch. “ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!”
“In an unprecedented move, Jotaro is actually hitting his opponent himself!” Dallas shouts, as the audience roars louder and louder. “I’ve never seen this before, this is amazing!”
“It seems Jotaro is actually taking this seriously.” Juanita says, contemplatively as Jotaro’s assault doesn’t let up. “He’s seen Kars’ regenerative abilities, and knows a protracted fight will most likely result in a loss.”

“It’s over.” Jotaro says, he and his Stand pulling back their right fists then swinging for Kars’ head. “ORA!!”

BOOM

“What?!” you say confused, seeing what no one else can: a pair of phantom fists! A pair of arms have sprung out from Kars, one slamming into Jotaro’s and the other slamming into Star Platinum’s. “No way....”
“Daddy, what is it?” Chaya asks, looking to you confused. “What’s goin’ on?”

Well?
>Ask her if she sees Kars’ other arms
>Tell her it looks like Kars just made a Stand appear
>Say nothing, keep watching
>Other(write in)

>>3374169
Yeah no, I'm not sold on that, Stand rules are arbitrary and inconsistent. The World and Killer Queen came from the arrow and Echoes eventually became fairly powerful. Thinking a genocidal monster would get an egg as a stand is wishful thinking.
>>3374198
Yep, case in point.
>Ask her if she sees Kars’ other arms

>>3374198
>Cheer at this exciting development
And when we settle down
>Ask her if she sees Kars’ other arms

I want Karn to really get into the spirit of watching two people give it their all in an interesting fight

>>3374198
>>Ask her if she sees Kars’ other arms

>>3374198
>Ask her if she sees Kars’ other arms

>>3374198
>Tell her it looks like Kars just made a Stand appear
>"This is the kind of entertainment that people pay good money for kiddo, I hope left my DVR on so I can show this to Vegeta and Bardock "

>>3374221
>Ask her if she sees Kars’ other arms
adding this if possible

>>3374198
>Ask her if she sees Kars’ other arms

>>3374198
>>Ask her if she sees Kars’ other arms

>>3374221
I'm not entirely familiar with the deeper intricacies of JJBA, can you see Stands through a recorded medium that wasn't in itself a stand so long as you yourself are a stand user?

I also haven't seen too much of it so forgive me if it comes up later in the series.

>>3374234
Inconclusive, I think.

>>3374169
>>3374206
The deal with the Stand arrow's magic virus is just a theory in-universe. There is no canon explanation and never has been.

>>3374198
>Ask her if she sees Kars’ other arms

>>3374234
During the lovers fight Kakoin and Polneref were able to use the divination ability of hermit purple to see what was going on in jospeh's brain. That being said there is potentially a difference between that instance and a DVR, but if push comes to shove considering the assloads of money we have made for Vox by merely existing I think we could have them get together some CG guys to edit the stands into the fight in time for Thursday Night Saiyan Combat Football. For all we know they might have some sort of weird artist who has echolocation or something already sketching what the stands look like for reference purposes.

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>>3374206
>>3374217
>>3374218
>>3374219
>>3374221
>>3374225
>>3374227
>>3374228
>>3374271
Ask her if she sees Kars’ other arms wins it. Writing.

>>3374277
>Football
>Not Bloodbowl
Fail.

>>3374295
Can we telepathically project the fight as we see it, in the form of instant replays, into the minds of our non-stand using children and companions?

>>3374339
>Bloodbowl

>implying the softies of this universe could handle the glorious violence and questionable medical practices

>or throw rocks hard enough to knock players out on the field

The mortal levels are too low in this bitch. Gas the ningens, divinity wars now.

>>3374352
We probably can, since we can send images through telepathy.

>>3374355
Fuck off Zamasu.

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>>3374376
I mean....I'm down for that.

>>3374389
I've certainly put it in less attractive things than that.

>>3374198
Oh shit, he actually manifested a Stand. That's terrifying. I hope Boros doesn't interfere. Kars gaining that powerup thing he can do would be even worse.

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>>3374198
“Can you see it?” you ask her, eyes unable to leave Kars’ form. Jotaro seems just as surprised as you, pulling Star Platinum to himself and dropping cautiously back to the arena floor. “Can you see his arms?”
“His arms?” she asks confused. “They’re all beat up. But how did he stop Mr. JoJo?”
“I don’t believe it.” you say, half to yourself. “Kars manifested a Stand.”
“I figured it out.” Kars says, his body glowing with energy nearly-identical to Jotaro’s. “It wasn’t physical, or even biological. It was all mental. This, Stand, you called it, right? It’s psychic energy, a manifestation of one’s will to shape the world however they see fit. And now, this power is mine as well.”

“OOOOOOH SHIIIIIIT!!” you hear Joseph shout, as a golden figure finishes manifesting behind the still-regenerating Kars.
“No way.” Jotaro says, his disbelief mirroring your own. Kars drops down to the ground before Jotaro, but instead of attacking he focuses on his own Stand, studying it. It looks somewhat similar to Jotaro’s, made of some golden material. “That’s impossible.”
“Oh? It seems you recognize my Stand, do you?” Kars asks, Jotaro too shocked to reply. “Tell me, what is it’s name?”
“Za Warudo...” Jotaro says fearfully, suddenly clenching his fists. His golden aura flares up around him, you feeling his rage from here. “No. I will NOT let that Stand run free again! STAR PLATINUM: ZA WARUDO!!”

BOOM

You watch as again Kars is sent flying, but this time he isn’t nearly as mangled as the previous time stops. No way, he couldn’t be...

“So your ability is stopping time?” Kars asks, smiling as he slides to a stop. “Interesting, perhaps my Stand, Za Warudo, can do the same? Is that where yours got the second part of it’s name, you stole the ability from the previous wielder you seem so terrified of?”

“Dammit, this isn’t good.” you think to yourself. “If he gets the ability to control time, as well as his regeneration, Jotaro won’t stand a chance. He needs to get out of there.
“Joseph, enough, call this off.” you say telepathically to the old man. “If this continues, the boy is going to die!”
“No, Jotaro’s fine.” the old man says, you feeling him smirking. “In fact, everything is going exactly according to my plan.”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 82 paused-

>>3374614
>Kars now has The World
>This is somehow part of Old Man Jojo's plan.

Nani the fuck?

>>3374614
>Editor's note, plan means Keikaku

Joseph, I would err on the side of caution. Plans have a habit of failing once shit starts to get crazy. Your next line is "I've prepared for that, too.".

Real talk though every second Kars isn't obliterated past the point of regenerated he gets even harder to kill.

I half expect Kars to start trying to alter za warudo's properties mid fight to better suit himself. And Kars is really good at fucking with the natural order of things.

>>3374614
Why would we tell joseph to call it off? This isn't our fight, we're just a spectator

>>3374628
Because we like the kid and don't want him to die?

>>3374614
And that’s it, everyone having fun? Ready to see Joseph’s plan reach fruition, and exactly what madness his twisted mind came up with to defeat Kars? We’ll resume 11am EST, 10 hours from now.

>>3374623
>>3374627
He’s a wily one.
>>3374628
Because Karn’s started to see Jotaro as a student of his? After all, you trained himself once, and helped him reach this level.
>>3374637
Also this. Right now, Karn likes Jotaro more than Kars?

>>3374641
>And that’s it, everyone having fun? Ready to see Joseph’s plan reach fruition, and exactly what madness his twisted mind came up with to defeat Kars? We’ll resume 11am EST, 10 hours from now.

Yes. Very much so.

>>3374641
>Also this. Right now, Karn likes Jotaro more than Kars?
Yeah, Jotaro and his old man are the ones who told us just what our Dragon Fist was, and it's basic abilities, and then we fought Jotaro and grew to respect his strength as a warrior.

Meanwhile Kars is just that asshole who wanted to copy our races SS powers, only to somehow steal some of the guardians Divine Ki, and become the Shin's apprentice.

>>3374641
We wouldn't do it for Vegeta. Karn has repeatedly shown a desire to see people resolve things themselves when its solo combat like this, even in very dire situations. He helps them after, not any time before.

>>3374641
Really? The World? Again? Couldn't you come up with some OC Stand that would fit Kars instead of this trite garbage?

>>3374661
Vegeta Vs Silva was a fight that could go either way. Kars with The World Vs Jotaro isn't a fight. It's a slaughter.

>>3374641
>tfw Joseph has everything perfectly planned to the finest detail
>Kars is falling right into the traps
>Joseph is about to say his favorite line
>behind him a voice says "Your next line is.."
>Shin has arrived to save his student who is clearly a good person and is worth more for the universe than the Jostars are

Kars is a wily bastard.

>>3374660
Exactly.
>>3374661
Of course we wouldn’t do it for Vegeta, because Vegeta is a proud warrior. But Karn could clearly see Jotaro didn’t want to be there, he’s only there because of his grandfather.
>>3374683
>Kars copies things
>what is a copy of Star Platinum for 500?
>>3374690
And it was Vegeta fighting for his own ideals and wants, Jotaro’s just doing as his grandfather tells him.
>>3374694
>that spoiler
Fuck. That made me want to kill Shin all over again.

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>>3374708
Someone make a jotaro version of this

>>3374708
>Fuck. That made me want to kill Shin all over again.

Good, good, let the HATE flow through you.

I cannot imagine a universe in which Shin DOESN'T fuck it up. And I also find it reasonable that Shin would actually show up to try and get Kars out of there if it gets bad for him. Because Kars has been feeding Shin and Kibito bullshit for a while now. Though I cannot guess what your actual plans are or if the dice are going to royally fuck it all up. It's always fun to see what other people come up with.

>>3374729
Why did I spoiler this?

I think I'm slowly becoming more retarded.

>>3374708
>>3374694
>shin attempts to interfere with the fight
>he isn't expecting anyone to try and stop him. who would possibly dare?
>karn teleports behind him and kicks shin in the dick so hard that he begins involuntarily pissing blood
>"Not even you may interfere with this battle between men, kai."
>shin looks up at karn as he holds his crotch with both hands, their gazes meeting momentarily
>the look in karn's eyes terrifies him, instilling a fear he did not know he could feel
>karn is remembering his final battle with brutus in that moment
>he is remembering the feeling of loss and frustration he felt that day
>karn is standing over the supreme kai, but he is also on a faraway battlefield
>a battlefield that no longer exists anywhere but in his mind

>>3374748
Nate mate it would be more
>Shin tries to intervene
>Karn goes Berserk, pulls out Dragon Force, and tells him to shut his mouth and get out the arena before he shuts it for him.

>>3374748
I'd prefer it a little more subtle
>Berserk Karn somehow sneaks up on Shin
>His massive palm swallows Shin's head
>firmly and aggressively carries him to the spectator's stands and sits him down
>Doesn't drop back to base form for the rest of the fight

I just realized. Kars can make weapons from his body that still count as him and can be shapeshifted away from him.
He can throw shit at jotaro from a very large distance away and likely have the projectiles keep going unlike dio's knives. If he stops time and continuously sprays feather blades at jotaro, he could likely land some once jotaro's ability to move in stopped time runs out.
And those that land can transform into rabid honeybadgers or something and bite his nipples off while he can't move.

>>3374726
>I wish I was home studying marine biology
Would be great.
>>3374729
>Shin
>not fucking things up
Does not compute
>>3374748
>>3374755
>>3374761
Ha.

>>3374748
>>3374755
>>3374761

>Karn is sneaking up on Shin as he stupidly monologues about the universe to Joseph

>Kibito RKO out of nowhere

Never underestimate a genuine teleporter.

Really though I think the moment Shin shows up Kars would Za Warudo his ass up to him and immediately retreat with that Kai Kai bullshit. I think our Kars would be willing to take a blow to his pride if it meant winning in the end.

This all depends on whether or not Shin would show up of course. Which frankly he may end up on Earth instead of where he wants to be because he's a fuckup and Kibito is a goddamn sheep. Which is funny because Kibito is genuinely more competent and seemingly more intelligent than Shin.

Not by much, but hey, every little bit counts.

>>3374768
I’m honestly tempted to ask Towa for a time breaker mission, to rescue a version of the Grand Supreme Kai in another timeline, so they take over for Shin and actually do the job right.

>>3374806
could work

I’m honestly surprised no one’s figured out Old Man Joseph’s plan yet. Hell, Batman once had a similar plan to defeat someone who nearly defeates the entire Justice League.

>>3374973
Convert him to become a hero?

Throw money at the problem?

Have a ludicrously strong jawline? Wait he already is doing that, shit.

To be fair I'm more interested in ways Kars can win than ways Joseph can win. Bias.

>>3374973
...Amazo?

>>3374973
Joseph can stuff it, I want Kars to win
GO KARS GO GO

>>3374973
get kars so interested in his stand he forgets to focus on the PLAN?

>>3374973
focus on destroying Kars’ Stand therefore destroying him?

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>>3374614
>>3374614
“According to plan?” you ask him telepathically. “What the hell kinda plan is letting him copy Jotaro’s abilities? That time stop was his best chance to kill him, but if he’s copying Jotaro’s Stand what does that give the boy?”
“A chance.” Joseph says telepathically, his explanation not one.
“A chance? A chance to what, make him stronger?” you ask. While you’re not exactly against the thought of having a competent Kai, you do like Jotaro. And you don’t want him to die in place of the old man, whatever this geezer did to piss off someone like Kars.
“Did you forget what I told you?” Joseph asks you. “Only a Stand can defeat another Stand.”
“So now Kars could kill not just Jotaro, but his Stand too!” you say angrily. “That just makes him even more vulnerable!”
“Yes, it’s a risky strategy.” Joseph tells you. “But this is the only way for anyone to stop him. He had no weaknesses otherwise.”
“Wait, had?” you ask, suddenly getting it. If this ‘Za Warudo’ is a copy of Jotaro’s Stand, then...
“Just sit back there with your family and watch, Saiyan.” Joseph tells you confidently. “We didn’t call him all the way out here simply to lose. Every battle is decided before the first blow is ever struck. And our strategy is flawlesswatch how us Joestars do battle!”

You have nothing to say to that, simply ending the telepathic communication and focusing on the battle. Jotaro’s Star Platinum and Kars’ Za Warudo are trading blows at full-speed, the shockwaves whipping through the crowd.

“Daddy, what’s goin’ on?” Chaya asks you, holding up an arm against the wind. “I can’t see anything!”
“It looks like their Stands are fighting now.” you tell her, Joseph’s words echoing through your mind. ‘This is the only way for anyone to stop him. He had no weaknesses otherwise.’ What the hell did he mean? “And they seem evenly matched.”

“ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!” Star Platinum shouts, trading blows with Za Warudo. But, you notice that somehow Kars’ Stand is starting to move even faster?! It slips one of Jotaro’s Stand’s fists, closing in and delivering a painful uppercut to the gut that sends him flying.
“JOTARO!!” Joseph shouts, as his grandson is sent crashing to the edge of the ring. “OOOH NOOO!”
“Quiet, you senile old fool!” Kars shouts, again creating his bone blades as he leaps at Jotaro. This could be end.
“JoJo!!” Broly shouts, looking like he’s about three seconds away from jumping in himself.

What do you do?
>Nothing. This is their fight, not yours
>Screw the rules, rush in and save Jotaro
>Cheer Jotaro on, he can do this!
>Hold Broly back, don’t let him interfere
>Telepathically tell your boy that they have a plan, they’ve got this
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3375818
>>Cheer Jotaro on, he can do this!
This party's gettin crazy

>>3375818
>>Cheer Jotaro on, he can do this!

>>3375818
>Cheer Jotaro on, he can do this!

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>>3375818
>>Telepathically tell your boy that they have a plan, they’ve got this
>>Cheer Jotaro on, he can do this!
I believe in you Jojo

>>3375818
>Get up Jotaro, you aren't that much of a weakling!

>>3375818
>>Hold Broly back, don’t let him interfere
>>Telepathically tell your boy that they have a plan, they’ve got this
If there's one thing Jotaro is good at, it's getting the shit kicked out of him.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>3375825
>>3375827
>>3375843
>>3375859
>>3375862
>>3375874
Cheer Jotaro on, he can do this wins it. Writing

>>3375883
>"Jotaro! Think of all the dolphins on Earth who believe in you! You're their champion, they count on you!"

>>3375930
"They'll never thank you for all those fish if you don't beat this motherfucker."

>>3375930
>"What the fuck is Earth?!"

>>3375934
"I'm pretty sure it's prononced E-Arf"

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>>3375818
“C’mon Jotaro, you can do it!” you shout, Broly turning as you call out. He then follows your lead, cheering JoJo on as well.
“Kars!” Joseph shouts, somehow louder than everyone. “Your next line will be: once I’m done with the boy, you’re next JoJo!”
“Once I’m done with the boy, you’re next, JoJo!” he shouts, surprising both you and seemingly Kars too.
“Star Platinum!” Jotaro shouts, his stand again catching the bone blade. But this time Kars conjures his Stand as well, it pulling back a fist to punch Star Platinum. “Star Platinum: ZA WARUDO!!”

You blink a few times in surprise, trying to process what you’re seeing: Kars no longer has a head! You watch as Kars’s now-headless Stand collapses, rapidly dissolving as Kars’ own body falls. After a few seconds the audience explodes with roaring cheers, this fight clearly over.

“And in a surprisingly brutal fashion, Jotaro has defeated Kars!” Dallas shouts, his announcers’ platform descending towards Jotaro. “So, what exactly happened? One moment Kars is there, and the next he doesn’t have a head!”
“He lost, that’s all there is to it.” Jotaro says, sticking his hands casually in his pockets.
“What the hell?” you ask Joseph telepathically. “You let him copy your grandson’s Stand, just so you could kill it and by extension him?”
“Exactly.” he replies, swinging over to the arena and Jotaro with Hermit Purple. “It was a risky gamble, but it paid off. That monster’s dead and gone, for good this time.”
“Not bad.” you reply, standing up as he begins bragging to the announcers. “Enjoy your win.”

“Is it over?” Chaya asks you, you nodding.
“Yep, it’s over.” you say, telepathically letting Raven know. A few moments later she appears, you all taking the portal back to New Salda. After that fight your lives again settle into their usual rhythem, training and enjoying not fighting for your species survival. But another important matter was handled.

“So, think of any names?” you ask Meloka, the two of you at your youngest daughter’s pod. “She’ll be out soon, and she needs a name.”
“I’ve thought of a few.” she replies, the two of you looking to your daughter.

What do you name her?
>Yamma
>Peppa
>Cinna
>Cepa
>Caulifla
>Pasley
>Ginge
>Arli
>Sabi
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3376016
>>Peppa
She will one day rise to the glorious rank of sergeant.

>>3376016
>>Caulifla
So our future baby girl can style all over the U6 Caulifa. Extra hilarity if she's Tall and Ripped like her daddy.

Also....is Kars really dead GD? Was it really that easy?

>>3376016
>>Cinna
or
>>Cepa

>>3376016
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ENJOY THAT VICTORY YOU MAD BASTARD! EAT A DICK IN HELL YOU VAMPIRE FUCKBOY!
>Caulifla

>>3376024
Well, probably. See, Kars was functionally immortal, HOWEVER if your Stand is killed, so are you. Letting The World be created was super fucking dangerous, but it created a weak spot Kars didn’t know existed, that they then exploited the fuck out of.

>>3376016
>>Cinna

>>3376028
A Joseph tactic if I ever saw one. That 100 must have been the clincher.

>Caulifla

I wanna' fuse with Frieza and see what kind of monster comes out of that. Like at this point we're both so fucking strong it'd be scary.

Seriously guys, imagine Caulifla from Noodleverse 6, talking all that Good Shit in the Tournament of Power, only for us to introduce our daughter Caulifila, who's ripped and tall like her daddy, and not a noddly midget. Even though Meloka's tiny as hell she's at least ripped as shit. Meanwhile U6 Caulifla is....not.

The contrast will be hilarious.

>>3376028
Old man Joestar is a fucking madlad. He really needs to train Jotaro or someone else that crazy bullshit he calls strategy.

>>3376024
>Also....is Kars really dead GD? Was it really that easy?
Sometimes the biggest gambles come with the biggest prizes. Imagine if Kars walked away with time stop?
>>3376028
Kars can regenerate damage, but the Stand couldn’t. And only a Stand can destroy another Stand.
>>3376030
That 100 was certainly something

>>3376045
So how pissed in Shin right now?

>>3376048
How much does anyone care?
>>3376045
Thank god for RNJESUS! Jotoro mvp.
Good shit GD, good shit. Now we can train Shin without worrying about Aztec boi stabbing us in the back.

>>3376016
Kaulifla (with a "K") or Cele

>>3376022
For this pun, I'll support this.

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>>3376022
>>3376024
>>3376026
>>3376027
>>3376029
>>3376033
>>3376061
>>3376067
And it looks like the winner is Caulifla. Writing.

>>3376016
>Kaulifla

>>3376104
>post yfw she's our strongest kid yet, stomping U6's Caulifla and then Kefla into the ground when the ToP comes aroud

I sure hope Shin isn’t too pissed he lost his apprentice. Still, I’m a little sad Kars is gone. But it’s probably for the best that that monster is dead.

>thus our best hope for a competent supreme kai are gone

Well now we have to deal with Shin more. Sure Kars is dead but now Shin has to stay alive. Give and take.

Feels weird man.

>>3376130
COUGH. Dragon balls.

>>3376104
you rolled 2 from a 1d3

what other scenarios were hiding under options #1 and #3?

Honestly I was serious when I said I was considering asking Towa for a timebreaker mission to recruit a competent Grand Supreme Kai from another timeline before Buu eats him to give Shin a teacher while we get someone actually competent to do the job.

Nah, we can train the Shin from our timeline. The Karnage Training Program either turns him into a compentet Kai or kills him, win or win situation.

>>3376180
>kill shin

>beerus dies

>something like the flood comes back

>everyone dies

I'm gonna stop you there, buckaroo. I'm worried about universe ending threats that may or may not yet exist. Karn and Co. can't beat everything.

>>3376180
Thats one idea, time we spend training Shin, is time we aren't training ourself or our kids, and that really sucks.

>>3376145
Cough, time bitch won't let us find out about that. And pretty sure Shin doesn't know about them at the moment.

>>3376191
Yet.

>>3376200
>hubris

Do you want to get humbled? Because an attitude like that is how you get humbled.

>>3376213
>Angry Green Dragon Godkiller wants a word with you

>>3376217
>[hubris intensifies]

I'm going to leave before you get Babel'd or some shit man. Keep me out of this.

>>3376227
Keep trying Zamasu, our fist will be in your face soon enough.

>>3376237
To be honest you are being a cocky little shit anon. Might want to chill out.

Relax guys, we all trust in Karn's BIG DICK ENERGY, but being humble is always good.

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>>3376016
“Caulifla.” you both say together, looking at each other then laughing together. Caulifla it is. You carefully carve your daughter’s name into the baseplate, the two of you pulling Caulifla from it a while and holding your stull-forming daughter. Time passes, you spending the days training with your family and friends, and before you know it a year and four months have passed. During this time you continued training both yourself and your children, pushing them constantly to reach new heights. You had spent the time at home, training and bettering yourself as Meloka does the same. You had another set of twins in this time, not yet naming them as they’re too young and only a month in the pods. You weren’t needed on the galactic scale, Freeza keeping you in reserve and not wasting your talents on planets not worth your time. Broly, Chaya, and Chilli, however, continued their missions. During this time they were sent on three different missions, each one a resounding success. But after the third one, Chaya approached you wanting to talk.

“Hey Daddy, can we talk?” Chaya asks, walking into your maxed-out Gravity Chamber.
“Sure, I always have time for you.” you both say, having been sparring yourself in 50x New Salda’s gravity. You end the Multiform technique, pulling yourselves together as Super Saiyan Chaya walks up to you. “What’s goin’ on kiddo?”
“I, I’ve been thinking.” she starts, seemingly a bit nervous. “About what I wanna be. And I don’t think I wanna be like you and Momma.”
“Whaddya mean, Chaya?” you ask her.
“I mean, you know.” she says nervously. “The whole, conquering thing. It’s not what I wanna do.”
“Really?” you ask her, genuinely surprised. “So, what do you want to do then?”
“I wanna be a gladiator!” she says excitedly. “I had so much fun in Dreadzone, I wanna keep doing that forever! So can I? Can I please?”

Well?
>Of course kiddo, if that’s what you want to do then I’ll support you all the way
>Are you sure that’s what you want to do?
>Can’t you do both?
>No, you’ll be a conqueror your mother and I
>Other(write in)

>>3376289
>>Of course kiddo, if that’s what you want to do then I’ll support you all the way

>>3376289
>when you’re older you can do that

>>3376289
>>Are you sure that’s what you want to do?

>>3376289
Forgot to mention, at this point it’s AGE 745 and Chaya, Broly, and Kakarot are all 9 years old