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You thought that doing good job was good enough, but the bureaucratic leeches had no love for your unique talents.

Wait, what are those talents exactly?

You know a lot about that thing, you are really good at doing that other thing and you are amazing at kicking ass by using that

Now, what are those things?

>>3388458
>You know a lot about...
Computer security.
>You are really good at...
Freerunning
>You are amazing at kicking ass with...
An electric cattle prod.

>>3388458
Farming
Barrel rolls
Our tongue

>>3388458
>You know a lot about...
Love and War.
>You are really good at...
Martial and Marital Arts.
>You are amazing at kicking ass by using...
Our bare hands.

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>>3388458
(It's my first time on the board so sorry if I do something wrong)

I know a lot about electricity, you are really good at complicated mechanism building and you are amazing at kicking ass by using heavy weapons.

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>>3388474
That's right!

You are a master when it comes to the ancient art of Park-Oor, the venerated discipline of hauling ass.

You are excelent at running, climbing, jumping, sliding - in short, you have the sweetest moves around.

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>>3388499
Of course, when the push comes to shove and the shove comes to you, you can always rely on your trusty weapon of choice - the Shocker Rod, the technologically advanced weapon of the thinking man (which is definitely not just a modified cattle prod)

You even took fencing classes and was damn good at it! Unfortunately they expelled you because you refused to use a sword, since swords are not technologically advanced.

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>>3388504
But perhaps your greatest asset is your superior intellect and the vast knowledge of all the computering systems and their securities (and insecurities)

You can hack any type of computer to get exactly what you need!

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>>3388510
As much as you love thinking about all your amazing talents, it's probably time for you to meet up with the local Police Commissioner and get started with your duties.

As you finish that thought an old public phone at the corner of the train platform starts to ring loudly.

WHAT DO?

>>3388516
Look around to determine whether or not anyone else is here.
If nobody else is around, that phonecall must be for us, I suppose?

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>>3388519
You look around the platform but don't see anyone else rushing to answer the phone.

You decide to answer it instead, in case it's a hot girl (...or guy)

(...because you are just "swing both ways" kind of person)

(...and not because you are desperate)

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>>3388533
You answer the phone with a polite "Moshi Moshi?"


"Ah! You know how to answer phones! Great, I can already tell that you are going to be a great help around town. This is Comissioner by the way, your new boss. I figured we don't waste any time and get you in buisness right away. I already found you a suitable partner - your first assignement is to meet her at the Cross Square where she'll inform you about your next assignment.
You got all of that?"

Oh boy, this is your first time talking to your new boss! The way you answer her right now will determine her first impression of you!

What do you answer?

>>3388544
MISSION ACCEPTED CAPTAIN. DEPLOYING NOW

>>3388544
How did you know I was here? And how do I know you're my boss and not someone pretending to be an authority figure I've conveniently never met before?

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>>3388544
>>3388544
The promise of a new mission and a new adventure excites you immensely!

"MISSION ACCEPTED CAPTAIN. DEPLOYING NOW"

"...haha, yeah cool. Well, see you later, don't die!"

Comissioner hung up the phone, no doubt impressed by your powerful energy!

>>3388579
Hnggg Captain why would you jinx me like this

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>>3388579
You look once more at the, ehm, impressive skyline of Blairs-Burg and suddenly remember, that this city isn't just a shithole, it's actually a gigantic shithole, an imense non-euclidean shithole in fact.

You never been here before.

You have no idea what Cross Square looks like, where it is or how to get there.

What should you do?

>>3388596
Hnnggg Mr. Homeless man by the phone if your still there which way too cross square?

>>3388594
Also I'll say that line was canon

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>>3388602
>>3388596
"Hnnggg Mr. Homeless man by the phone if your still there which way too cross square?"

You said as you turned around. The man was in fact still there. He swang (swinged? swong?) one of his many empty bottles as he said:

"Ooooh thas issy, young miss(?) U jus godown from tha plaformm and doun tha big ol strit, aaaaall tha way to the hart of zis butiful ceetyy of oursz!"

He vomited in his mouth and swolled it back up. You did the same out of disgust and solidarity.

"BUT BEWAREE! There be monsers abuot! Theyll take all ur have - yourr lifee and alll ur care abuttt. Theyll steall ur job and theyll steel ur wife and then ull be heree, jus like meeee"

...You got the directions! You can hurry up to the meeting point, talk more to the gross man on the ground or do whatever the heck man, this is a free form story telling, baby!

>>3388638
MR HOMELESS MAN. TELL ME MORE OF THESE VILE THEIFS WHO WOULD STEAL SUCH THINGS.

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>>3388643
"MR HOMELESS MAN. TELL ME MORE OF THESE VILE THEIFS WHO WOULD STEAL SUCH THINGS."

The man's throat produced a wet, unpleasant sound. He stared at the black sky and proclaimed with an uncanny clarity.

"They are the spawn of the Thosand Hells and the murky elysium that coats this cursed city like a Devil's Veil. They are the sin and the nightmare given flesh. THE OLD PRIESTS WERE RIGHT! THIS IS THE END OF THIS CITY! THE END!"

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>>3388666
...!

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>>3388672
The man fell silent. He wasn't moving and wasn't responding.

Mayhaps if your thing was being a doctor, you could have known that the man's liver just collapsed and he was now dead.

But you are not a doctor, you are a computer hacker with sick moves!

Now it is time to decide what to do next? Should you go tothe meeting point? Go look for something else? Prepare for those "monsers" somehow? Fourth option??

What do?

(I'll take a small break to get home, but will pick this back up in an hour)

(Also I'll try to involve several choices at once next time!)

>>3388683
We DON'T know that this man is now dead, as we are not a doctor. Thus, our next action should probably be to utilize the conveniently-located public phone and call this man an ambulance, as something definitely seems very not-healthy about him!

... And then proceed to the meeting point. No point waiting around here for these "monsters" to find us standing around. The ambulance should get here soon enough.

>>3388683
We need to call this man a doctor! And then flee because clearly these monsters had just assassinated him and we gotta report our findings!

>>3388683
Loot the body!

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>>3388683
>>3388703
>>3388719
>>3388919

Welp, I guess it time to do what you always do when you encounter a possibly dead homeles man.

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>>3389027
You searched the man-shaped pile of rags, beard and vomit but the only pocket(?) that you found had nothing but a miniature ecosystem.

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>>3389034
You used the phone to call up an ambulance for the poor guy.

The people on the phone reluctantly agreed to come and pick up the man. Eventually. At some point. They promised.

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>>3389043
And you're off! You can't afford to be late on your first mission in the new city!

As you walked through the streets of Blairs-Burg you had nothing better to do than to reflect on your life.

You thought about your childhood, [red]what was it like?[/red]

You remembered the traumatic event that changed everything big time. [blue]What was it?[/blue]

And you thought about the person who inspired you most of all. [green]Who was it?[/green]

(Also I'm back! I'm gonna be writing from my home laptop and using my old drawing tablet from now on)

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>>3389086
and I just realised that because I changed my internet source I won't be able to use the fancy texts anymore
rats!

>>3389086
>what was it like?
Boring and uneventful.
>What was it?
That you are unbearably ugly.
Why else would you keep your face covered and be so desperate for human contact and intimacy that you are thinking like a prisoner?
>Who was it?
Minamoto no Yoshitsune that was later known as Genghis Khan.

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>>3389135
(I'm gonna take one answer per anon this time)

Your childhood was boring and uneventful!

The most exciting thing you did as a child is just sit in a corner and read a bunch of books like a creep.

Wow! What a nerd!

>>3389190
And here I was typing out some actual character-defining background. Oh well...

>>3389208
Aw, I'm sorry! Post it anyways, I'll get it in there somehow!

>>3389086
>You thought about your childhood
You found a really cool stick once, that's about it.
>What was it?
You accidentally broke your cool stick.
>Who was it?
Sword Saint Miyamoto Musashi

>>3389216
If you wanna see it still, sure!

>>3389086
>My childhood was...
A comfortable one. My father was a blood spatter analyst, and my mother was a stay at home teacher. I learned to hack out of interest in seeing what my dad kept on his laptop. I was horribly disappointed when I finally got in.

>Everything changed when...
My mom had an aneurysm and died. My dad wasn't ready to be a single father, and I was too young to raise myself. I wound up in foster care, and was handed twice to abusive foster families. I didn't want it to happen a third time, so I stepped out onto the streets, and there I learned how to evade people that came looking for me. I must have been good at it, because eventually they stopped coming for me.

>The person who inspired me most of all was...
It might sound cheesy, but it was the CG robot host of an action cartoon block on a TV channel for kids. I squatted with an artist for a few years, and I watched a lot of TV while I was with him. During he bumps between episode segments and commercials the block host would usually talk about stuff from the episodes, but on occasion he'd launch into something else. Sometimes it was a review of a new game, sometimes it was talking about a new series that was gonna debut on the block soon... But on the rare occasion, he would give inspiring speeches about not giving up and how to face the new challenges that life throws at you, and that he'd always be there hoping to see you tune in again. For a while, I lived more for him than I did for myself...

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>>3389238
>>3389190
My father was a blood spatter analyst, and my mother was a stay at home teacher. I learned to hack out of interest in seeing what my dad kept on his laptop. I was horribly disappointed when I finally got in.

>>3389280
Yay, thank you!

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>>3389280
>>3389238
>My mom had an aneurysm and died. My dad wasn't ready to be a single father, and I was too young to raise myself. I wound up in foster care, and was handed twice to abusive foster families. I didn't want it to happen a third time, so I stepped out onto the streets, and there I learned how to evade people that came looking for me. I must have been good at it, because eventually they stopped coming for me.

...You also went through a bit of a rebelious punk phase back then!

You would survive on the streets by stealing empty money bags from banks on the west side of Capital and then selling them to the banks on the east side of the Capital.

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>>3389330
It was during that period of your life when you encountered your first Existential Hazard!

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>>3389429
Your crappy life would surely be over for good if it wasn't for him - your savior, your personal hero and your mentor - Sword Saint Miyamoto Musashi!

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>>3389434
After killing the spooky thing in the shadows, Musashi explained to you that he is an agent of Existential Safety Department - a government organization that makes the Republic save from various monstrosities, curses, spooksters and other wackity schmackity stuff!

Complelty inspired by his heroism and his awesome abbs, you begged him to train you and let you join the E.S.D.!

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>>3389451
And he did!

Now, 6 years later, you are a Senior Agent of E.S.D. with a large number of successful and undisclosed number of not-very-successful missions under your belt!

Unfortunately, you were also exiled to live and work in the lamest city in the Republic.

Wait! I almost forgot! What is hell is your name?

>>3389481
Mr. Blue, Boris Blue

>>3389509
>Boris Blue
>BB
>Bebe

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>>3389509
>>3389511
>>3389481
Oh yeah! Your name is Boris Blue, Bebe, for friends!

(Character Creation: Complete!)

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>>3389539
Ah jeez, you got completly distracted by your flashbacks!

Where were we going again?

>>3389572
To cross square by using the directions the homeless man gave you.

>>3389572
We should seek directions from someone more sober, and alive.

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>>3389580
>>3389572
Oh yeah! Thanks!

For a second you wonder if the organization's doctors were right about the... never mind! Mission time!

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>>3389591
...

>>3389591
You remembered to take the pills. Right?

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>>3389609
Meanwhile, 10 years ago, today, a lonely man is sleeping and having a lonely dream.

He dreams about a perfect lover that would warm his soul.

What kind of body does his dream lover have?

What kind of personality does his dream lover have?

What kind of things do they do together?

>>3389629
>What kind of body does his dream lover have?
Pear-shaped.
>What kind of personality does his dream lover have?
A talkative nerdy girl that doesn't understand personal space.
>What kind of things do they do together?
Science stuff, like making mini volcanoes and instant coffee from scratch.

>>3389629
I suppose that it is one option per reply again.
>What kind of personality does his dream lover have?
Schizophrenic neet with tendency to "discover" complex conspiracies against her. And forget them, blame the bad memory to another convoluted plan against her and invent a new one to replace the forgotten one.
She is not paranoid and has, forged, papers to prove it!

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>>3389611
(I don't think they did)
>>3389671
The dream had a pear shaped body. Also known as a big ol ass! I guess that's what the sleeping man was into because he was mighty excited about that.

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>>3389629
>>3389671
>>3389686
The dream was a talkative nerdy girl that doesn't understand personal space.

She was also a schizophrenic neet with tendency to "discover" complex conspiracies against her. And forget them, blame the bad memory to another convoluted plan against her and invent a new one to replace the forgotten one.

The sleeping man thought it was pretty wierd! But as mentioned before, he was very lonely, so he was just happy that someone was giving him attention.

(Also I think I'll just try to include as much imput as I can)

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>>3389751
>>3389671
Together they did science stuff, like making mini volcanoes and instant coffee from scratch.

The dream was super excited, she loved science and academics and was happy to share her interests!

The sleeping man didn't get it. Frankly, he was hoping this is going to be one of those sexy kind of dreams so he was pretty disappointed.

The sleeping man was a pretty shallow dick, which is why he was lonely in the first place.

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>>3389767
Eventually, the sleeping man woke up, lived out his lonely life and didn't do anything interesting.

But the dream did't disapear. Instead she did something else.

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>>3389812
But all that wierd stuff happened to someone else! Let's get back to the present.

You found the Cross Square, but it looks like you got here before your partner, because there is not a soul around.

Guess you can just hang around and wait for them to show up?

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>>3389822
Oh!
Looks like you are about to walk head first into a bunch of knives and guns.

Your only hope is for the next anon to make a good D6 roll (+1 for your WIT)

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>3389843

Rolled 1 + 1 (1d6 + 1)

>>3389843

>>3389856
>>3389863
>two nat 1's
BB is not a very smart

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>3389843
RIP

>>3389867
person*

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>>3389856
>>3389863
Ho boy

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>>3389959
The man that just stabbed you spoke:

"You gotta be real dumb to walk around alone at night in these parts, Capital boy(?)."

You are surrounded by 3 crudely drawn bad guys. You've been stabbed once so far. You really don't want to die on your first mission in Blairs-Burg.

What do? (This time the first one to respond decides)

>>3390022
Tactfully runaway

>>3390022
Help stabby boy ride the lightning.

>>3390022
Remove face cover and puke in the head of the muscular guy. Then try to run.

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>>3390043
Zoinks! Thanks to your Sweet Moves and amazing Agility, the crooks are completly outmatched.

You flip away from the attackers faster than their eyes can follow!

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>>3390088
You landed some distance away from the attackers. It's going to take them a moment to understand what even happened, since they are just stupid crooks and never seen Sweet Moves like these.

You have an advantage on your next move - What Do?

>>3390101
Take down the guy with the ranged weapon.

>>3390105
Supporting, make sure to look cool while doing it

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>>3390105
Lil Jordano felt the Shocking Rod press against his head

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>>3390148
For a second Lil Jordano thought back to how happy he was when he stole this gun from Gun Garry.

After that Lil Jordano didn't think much about anything ever again, because you are really serious about cattle prod modifications.

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>>3390161
It looks like your attackers did not expect this development.

What do?

>>3390195
Look a bit further to see where that hand is coming from.

>>3390195
Alas, you can smell the acetone burning. An obvious case of spontaneous human combustion. What a tragedy! I do wonder, good gentlemen, if you were to drench yourselves in your own blood, can such outcome be avoided?

>>3390231
>>3390228
"Alas, you can smell the acetone burning. An obvious case of spontaneous human combustion. What a tragedy! I do wonder, good gentlemen, if you were to drench yourselves in your own blood, can such outcome be avoided?"

Your shoulder stings and you are annoyed that you fell for such a crappy ambush. You are getting ready to get nasty.

Then you notice something in the shadow behind the attackers.

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>>3390273
Gustavo wonders if it's too late to call it quits and go home

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>>3390280
It is

Bon appétit!

>>3390287
Those love-handles sure do help get a grip on Gustavo.

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>>3390287

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>>3390330
Oh!

...what do?

>>3390336
Pick up gun, be sure it is ready and loaded. Wait for it to have its way with the other guy, then shot.

>>3390336
>Admire those hips
>>3390346
supporting

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>>3390346
>>3390336
You are a pretty bad shot, but you figured it's better to keep your distance this time.

You picked up the gun and examined the chamber.

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>>3390422
Yep! All six bullet babies are in the chamber and ready to roll!

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>>3390425
Guess it's time to make your shot!

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>>3390426
Oh

Guess it's pretty fast, huh

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>>3390443
"Hi! Nice to meet you!"


...what do?

>>3390453
Hi, YOUR HIPS ARE SO FAT STOP EATING YOU WHALE pleased to make you a new acquaintance. Nice eyes, cute eyebrows.

>>3390453
Do you like eating people?

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>>3390481
"Hi" (YOUR HIPS ARE SO FAT STOP EATING YOU WHALE) You wonder why did your brain just said that and continue talking
"Pleased to make you a new acquaintance. Nice eyes, cute eyebrows."

The creature's lower face squinted at you, trying to decerne a hidden meaning behind your words.
"Ah, thank you!? Excuse me, would you happen to be Boris Blue?"

>>3390516
"Yes if you're a friend, no if you want to bite my head off also."

>>3390528
This. Also, be ready to make 6 point-blank shots in the lower face.

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>>3390528
>>3390541
"Yes if you're a friend, no if you want to bite my head off also."

You said, while hiding the pistol in your pocket

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>>3390547
"Great! I knew it was you! My name is..."

What exactly was her(his?, theirs???) name again?

>>3390556
Don't let the abomination speak it's unholy name, shot! Shot it!

>>3390556
Amber Orange

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>>3390565
>>3390556
"My name is Amber! Amber Orange! And starting today.......

.....I'm going to be your partner!"

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>>3390572
Well shit boys, looks like you finally met up with your partner!

You know what that means!

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>>3390574
MISSION COMPLETE

Deaths: 3 Bad Guys + 1 Homeless Man
Damage Taken: 1 Shoulder Wound :(
Partners Found: 1 Amber Orange!


(Good job guys - we didn't die! And thank you for playing! On that note i'ma gonna go to sleep, see you guys later!)

>>3390572
I honestly shouldn't be surprised, they did somehow manage to get an ancient legendary samurai, but who's in charge of hiring new people?
>>3390590
later, OP

>>3390590
If you are going to continue this, you should get a trip and archive the quest. Many first time qms end up with the first thread not properly archived in suptg.

>>3390572
>Science!
I can't wait to make homemade explosives and chemical weapons.

>>3390590
I only lurked but thanks op.

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>>3390660
>>3390658
Heya guys, I'm back, think I'm ready for round two.

Should I continue in this thread?

>>3391577
I mean I guess you can keep using this thread

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>>3391577
>>3391579
Arighty!
Mission 0 is completed (which was mostly just character creation)

Now it is time for Mission 1, where big choices and big dangers start. Maybe we won't die.

Amber spoke:
"Mr (?) Blue! I really enjoy making cool victory poses with you, but I'm afraid we don't have the time for that at the moment! We are in the middle of a sting operation! Allow me to brief you on the details..."

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>>3391604
"Our police pinpointed this very building as a hideout spot for a dangerous gang that has been up to all sorts of nasty stuff in the last month!

First, there was a series of strange kidnappings.

Then, they started selling drugs on the streets! But not just any drugs, Cursed Drugs! And they are even worse than normal drugs!

They've been deemed as an Existential Hazard and now it's up to us to stop them! Our goal is to find the source of the Cursed Drugs and make sure it is terminated! And also find and save kidnapped victims!

And we gotta do it now, before that nasty gang figures out that we found them and escapes! We don't have much time, I can only answer a couple of your question and then we gotta go get em, Mr. Blue!"


Looks like you have a couple of questions to ask before starting - these could help a lot!

What should you ask?

>>3391613
How much *unavoidable* collateral damage is acceptable?
You are a per... creature of science, right? Can you make sarin gas? This is important.

>>3391613
How many are they (an estimate)? Any we need to watch out for?

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>>3391635
"How much *unavoidable* collateral damage is acceptable?"

"W-what? Non of course!"

"You are a per... creature of science, right? Can you make sarin gas? This is important."

"W-well, I mean, yes, I do enjoy chemistry quite a bit, but I 'd rather not make something so dangerous! We don't have time for that at the moment, anyhow!"

Amber is becoming more and more concerned about her new partner.

"Ehm. If that's all the question you had, I think we should start the mission."

>>3391635
Sarin gas is a too much considering we have to save the kidnapped victims.
Some explosives might do tho

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>>3391667
(If only you gotten to ask the questions first, anon, we might have had a chance)

>>3391668
But before we start, you should really prepare for the mission ahead.

At the moment you have your trusty Shocking Rod with 5 charges left and a small, fully loaded revolver. And your shoulder is still wounded!

You reach into your bag that holds all your belongings - all 5 of them to be precise.

What 5 objects did you brought with you?

>>3391682
(Everyone can suggest as many items as they want, then I'll just make some rolls to see which one's we got)

>>3391682
First aid kid, explosives, rope, a flashlight, a lighter.

>>3391702
All of this is fine. The lighter could be an electric one to keep it consistent.

>>3391682
First aid kit
Hacking program (on a floppy disk or something that people use in this day and age)
Saber (for fencing purposes)
Hip-flask with drink of choice (cider)
Another set of clothes

>>3391682
The head of the first man you killed

>>3391702
>>3391724
First Aid Kit
Hacking Equipment (it just *looks* like a floppy disc is all, cretins don't know how sophisticated it really is)
Saber (with glowy tron lines on it)
Magnetic Harpoon Gun
Electric Lighter

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>>3391682
>>3391702
>>3391710
>>3391724
Ah yes! You have:

First Aid kit that you never used before
An old timey grenade
A saber (Miyamoto Musashi insisted that you should have a sword to training)
Hip-flask full of what you think is apple juice
And your cool electric lighter with a sick skull design

That is all you have to your name. You don't have any clothes, money or hygiene implements. Hm.

Should you bring any of this with you to the mission?

>>3391682

>>3391702
supporting this

other suggestions:
- a towel
- box of matches
- round sunglasses
- swiss army knife
- pocket watch

>>3391758
( oops, my bad for commenting late, page didnt refresh for me )

use the first aid kit on your shoulder, then bring the lighter and grenade.

>>3391758
Bring everything.

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>>3391764
You splashed the funny smelling liquid on your shoulder and covered it by all the bandages that you found. All without taking your clothes off. You feel great!

You put the lighter and the grenade into your pockets.

>>3391758
>Bring everything, we don't have place to deposit it. Or time to find place where we could.
>Ask Amber if she knows how to use medkit. If she doesn't ask if she could bandage our wound anyway because some else doing it is steel easier than doing it ourselves.

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>>3391778
Alright! It's action time! Let's do this!

...what do should we do exactly?

>>3391787
Enter through that open window and make a cool pose.

>>3391787
Pull the guy thru the open window for interrogation reasons

>>3391787
>>3391810
Look in, before we jump through.
Have Agent Orange sneak in undetected while we make an ass of ourselves.

>>3391787
peek in the window. when we climb in the window and strike a cool pose, try to land somewhere where we are not in immediate danger of being attacked

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>>3391810
You and Amber enter the building through the open window and strike a cool pose!

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>>3391857
...but the room is empty. No one saw your cool poses and you both feel kinda awkward.

...what next?

>>3391858
Let's see if we hear anything from behind any of these doors

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>>3391866
>>3391858
You hear nothing from the door in front of you

You hear 2 voices behind the door on the left:

"Hey, have you seen my gun anywhere?"
"Nope. Did you loose it again?"

...what do?

>>3391878
Open door, throw grenade, close door.

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>>3391889
...

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>>3391933
...

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>>3391940
...

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>>3391943
The screams of men are interupted by a laudest bang you've heard all year. You are blasted by a wave of heat and debris as the door behind you flies open but otherwise you are fine. You try to remember if this was supposed to be a stealth mission or not.

What's next?

>>3391959
Point the door, or what is left of the frame.. "Nightmarish abominations beyond the compression of mortals first."

>>3391959
Open the other door and look around

>>3391959
>>3391972
Or Ladies first.

>>3391959
Look in the door you threw the grenade into. Inspect the men you threw the grenades at.

I want to fuck Amber face

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>>3391972
You point to the door, or what is left of the frame.

"Nightmarish abominations beyond the compression of mortals first." - You say.

"Well that's rude! And kinda racist. If we survive through today we gonna be partners, you know, you might as well try to be nicer, Mr. Blue!"

Amber walked to the exploded room, annoyed by your rude behavior. There she saw about what she expected to see

>>3391973
You open the other door and look around.

There you see a longer room cluttered with various boxes and barrels.

A second later both of you hear voices coming from the upstairs.

"HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT" "Gary! Gary! Are you guys still there?"

You hear a sound of about six angry bad guys stomping and screaming from upstairs, going in the direction of the stairs.

What's next?

>>3392017
Oh shit. Say sorry to Amber, then duck behind the boxes in room 2 for cover. Ready your pistol.

>>3392017
Hide behind that door and ambush them.

>>3392032
This, use orange to draw their attention.

>>3392017
Use myself to draw attention to buy time for Amber to fuck them from behind

>>3392017
Yes, we are fine, we were doing our best grenade impression. Also, this is Gary speaking, not a stranger.

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>>3392031

As you turn around to say sorry to Amber, you realize that she's gone! No time to think about that though - you can hear that the men are already at the first floor.

You hide behind one of the boxes and take out the gun, determined to finally get to shoot something today!

(This is actually the first time you got your hands on a real gun, too. Musashi-San didn't allow you to have guns, since he said that swords are superior)

A second after you hid behind the the box, the bad guys have entered the room. The door that was closed also opened and one more bad guy walked from it. (Turns out it was connected to the stairs room)

"Zlatov, go check if someone used the hatch! Everyone else - spread out and search!"

...what will you do?

(Also, is there a better way to choose an option rather than just taking the first anon to respond? I'm new to quests)

>>3392206

You could offer options, but I don't think those are super necessary in a drawquest and it can be more fun to go totally off the rails instead.

Usually I just go for the most popular vote. If there is no popular vote, I'll try to mix together prompts, taking and dropping stuff from different posts to advance the plot.

>>3392206
Shoot them. Start by the guy that's getting closer and then the one with the gun.

Normally the most voted option gets chosen.

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>>3392221
Alright! Then I'm gonna wait a bit between actions to see which vote is more popular or interesting

Also the exploded room had a computer in it, but it exploded, so unfortunatly we won't get to hack on this mission :(

>>3392206
Wait for the fat guy to come closer then take him out.

>>3392264
This but switch to our melee weapon. No reason to use a thing we have no proficiency in.

>>3392286
Yeah, this, cattle prod the son of a bitch

>>3392247
(OP, really enjoying the quest so far, surprised to hear you're new to this, best of luck)

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>>3392286
>>3392264
>>3392309
>>3392246
Bebe's agility is very high and we have the power of an ambush on our side, so we could actually do all of those thing in one swoop.

Someone will have to roll 2d6 for the two gunshots tho, since Bebe has 0 gun skills.

>>3392336
(two seperate d6 for each of the shots)

Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)

>>3392336

>>3392344
>dubs and double 3's
nice and checked

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>>3392344
>>3392336
one

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>>3392466
two

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>>3392471
and three!

somehow you managed to hit 2 different right shoulders in less than a second. It didn't take them out but you feel very proud of your first attempt at gun

>>3392477
4 more shots to the criminal with the ranged weapon. We can take care of the other with melee.

>>3392498
Seconding this.

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>>3392477
Ho boy, you really done it this time

What do next?

>>3392550
>4 left handed people in one room
Opi now that's just unrealistic

>>3392576
Blairs-Burg has more left handed people in it than all of other Republic's cities combined!

Bebe is ambidextrous. He is equally bad with all of his hands.

>>3392550
Shoot the guy with gun and hat then fish for a parry from gun attempting to running R1 you.

>>3392590
Must be why the city is on the bottom of their totem pole, and why we got sent here.

>>3392550
Let's uh, not get shot, that takes a high priority. Do a sick wall run to evade getting shot and move around the guy charging us, then close in and prod the guy with the gun.

>>3392599
This.

>>3392590
That explains the criminals, alcoholic homeless, monsters and bad medical/garbage retrieval services.

>>3392550
Attack the closest enemy with your saber. Yell out for Amber's help, wherever she dissapeared to can't be far, right?

>>3392617
>>3392599
Alright, let's go with this!

Gonna need a d6 for the shot though.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>3392675

>>3392680
BeBe was taught well.

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>>3392680
>>3392685
Jackpot

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>>3392753
Denied

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>>3392759
Oh hey, there's Amber! So she wasn't just in your head!

What next?

>>3392767
Get him with your saber now that he's disarmed. Intimidate any remaining survivors with a powerful fighting stance.

>>3392767
Taunt then riposte

>>3392808
I am pretty sure we left the saber outside.

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>>3392808
>>3392828
yes

>>3392866
Take this as a lesson to never leave your saber behind.

>>3392767
Question the guy in front of us where they make drugs and where are the hostages.

>>3392866
Oops. Pistol whip?

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>>3393011
>>3392959
>>3392813
>>3392767
"Alright mister, prepare to be taunted, then reposted, then questioned, and then pistol whipped and..."

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>>3393085
"Oh"

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>>3393095
"Wait! I also want to do a bunch of saber stuff on you and..."

>>3393095

Quickly, apprehend the dust cloud he left behind when he ran and interrogate that.

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>>3393111
"...oh"

>>3393095
Blyat!

>>3393115
That was not nice, not nice at all!

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>>3393115
"Alright, that was the last of them, Mr. Blue! Sorry that I disapeared like that - I'm more of a "crawl on walls while hexing yourself with shadow covers and then strangling and chomping them from behind" kind of gal, teehee"

>>3393135
Oh, that's fine. You got some blood.

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>>3393135
"We can take a small breather, but then we better hurry it up - we made a bunch of noise and we still need to find that drug lab. Can't let these guys escape!"

(This is your chance to ask Amber about whatever you wanna know or maybe just chat a bit and try to improve your relationship as co-workers!)

>>3393162
Sorry I was a little bit racist. Also, do you have two faces or just one while the other is a mouth?

>>3393158
>Oh, that's fine. You got some blood

"Hah, yeahh, things get kinda messy in this buisness, huh.
...I'll just lick off all the blood when you are not looking"

>>3393162
Thank you, Amber. I appreciate the help.

I have a question, actually... How come you bite and eat people? Is that what you live off of?

>>3393184
>Sorry I was a little bit racist. Also, do you have two faces or just one while the other is a mouth?

"Ahh, that's alright, I forgive you, Mr. Blue. I would be pretty grumpy too if they made me start working immediately after a long trip. Aand when it comes to faces - yes and ehm, yes? I never really thought about it, haha"

>>3393162
I hope you are not left handed.

>>3393204
>I have a question, actually... How come you bite and eat people? Is that what you live off of?

"Jeeez, Mr. Blue, I dunno, how come you shove your wierd stick in everyone's faces? You gotta do what you gotta do. And not, I don't "live off" that. The only things I, personally, live off is italian cuisine and black coffee, thank you very muchh"

>>3393226
>I hope you are not left handed.
You said while looking around at the many left handed corpses around you.

"I'm not, actually. Jeeez, why are you we only talking about me anyways - I don't really know anything about you Mr.Blue! Tell me a little bit about yourself!"

>>3393239
The last thing I have eaten is my own vomit.
I have a tragic backstory: MY MOM IS DEAD!!!
I like electrocuting small animals in my free time. Wait, no. The lawyer said I don't like that. I like... Samurais! Yes, that. And computes, and books.

>>3393239
I was a bit of a rebel when I was young until a horri- I mean being of extraordinary presence came to claim to my life. Thankfully, my hero saved me.

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>>3393294
>>3393311

"The last thing I have eaten is my own vomit.
I have a tragic backstory: MY MOM IS DEAD!!!
I like electrocuting small animals in my free time. Wait, no. The lawyer said I don't like that. I like... Samurais! Yes, that. And computes, and books. I was a bit of a rebel when I was young until a horri- I mean being of extraordinary presence came to claim to my life. Thankfully, my hero saved me."

You though for a bit and added

"I kinda hear voices in my head and it's hard to say which thoughts are mine and which one's are not mine. But the doctors said I'll get better soon!"

Amber looked at you and not said anything for 10 seconds, and then finally replied:

"...We should really get going! Let's find that drug lab, shut it down and call it a day!"

>>3393367
And on that note, I'ma gonna go to sleep!

Tommorow we should be able to finish this mission - after that the story and options are gonna open up quite a bit! If we don't die before that of course.

>>3393381
Alright, take care OP

>>3393381
Good night OP, sweet dreams.

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>>3393367
>>3393381
You look around the room. Somehow in just a minute you and Amber have turned a perfectly fine abandoned building into a gross mess.

The clock is ticking - you gotta find that cursed drug lab before the rest of the bad guys get spooked by all the noise and escape!

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>>3397840
(also I had no free time yesterday so I couldn't post :( , but I have som free time at work today so the mission continiues )

>>3397840
The only way to crawl to heaven is making a mountain of corpses that reaches it. For now, I think we have enough of them to climb the stairs.

>>3397849
Boris and Amber split up to cover ground faster.

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>>3397849
>>3397850
>>3397852
You say
"The only way to crawl to heaven is making a mountain of corpses that reaches it. For now, I think we have enough of them to climb the stairs."
And start walking to the stairs.

"O-oh, okay, I'll look around on this floor, I guess?"

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>>3397868
You reach the second floor, which is just one big room.

It looks really gross and it smells really bad.

What do?

>>3397869
Check the chest.

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>>3397887
You try opening the chest but it isn't budging.

It looks like it's installed with a combination lock that requires 5 different sequences of 16 numbers and/or letters to open

>>3397897
Is that a hackable item? If so do it. If not, just go downstairs.

>>3397897
Good thing we are a master hacker. >Shoot the lock till it opens

>>3397914
You dumb?

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>>3397901
>>3397914
>>3397922
Using your last 3 bullets you apply your supreme hacking skills against the console

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>>3397933
Thanks to the shock of being shot the tiny clasp that was on the other side of the chest unlocks and the chest opens.

(The code console has been broken for the last 10 years)

>>3397943
And in the chest you find...

What do you find exactly?

Next anon to roll a d12 can decide, based on the result that he gets:

1. Gadget
2. Weapon
3. Food/Drink
4. Valuables
5. Equipment Item
6. OP’s Choice
7. Piece of clothing
8. Book
9. Absolutely Nothing
10. A Collectable
11. As many Dollars as the last 3 digits of anon’s post number
12. Absolutely Anything You Want

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>3397947

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>3397922
no making a joke the qm got but you clearly didnt.

>>3397947

>>3397950
You find a Collectable! Please, anon, describe what it is

>>3397955
A canopic jar with a liver inside.

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>>3397962
>>3397943
WOW! You just found a canopic jar with a liver inside!

It's one of the four Secret Canopic Jars that are hidden all around Blairs-Burg!

Find them all and get a super special achievement and an amazing prize!

Guys, we should check the hatch on the other room.

See: >>3392206
>"Zlatov, go check if someone used the hatch!

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>>3397970
"MR.BLUE ARE YOU OKAY? I HEARD GUNSHOTS? IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE PLEASE COME DOWN HERE, I FOUND SOMETHING!"

You walk back into the messy room and see Amber pointing at an open hatch

"Look! I found this hatch that goes wayy down. This is giving me big "secret drug lab" vibes, we should check it out!"

How do you proceed?

>>3397980
Do a sick swan dive into the hatch!

>>3397989
+1

>>3397980
This>>3397989
Don't forget to say "good job amber"

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>>3397989
>>3397990
Without hesitation you do a sick dive right into the hatch and fly towards the ground. Which is incidentally about 20 meters below you.

>>3398014
Pray for good fortune!

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>>3398011
>>3398014
About two meters before the tunnel ends you kick against the wall, do 3 spins in the air, fly into the opposite floor on which you do a gallant wallrun right into a double front flip, safely landing on the ground without sustaining any damage

It's a good thing you have Sweet Moves as one of your skills.

Amber quitly crawls down the tunnel, landing next to you

"Good job, Amber" You say

"Ah, yeah, you too..."
She doesn't show it, but her face spells awe and amazement

(Actually her face spells obvious concern for your mental wellbeing but you are terrible at reading faces)

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>>3398025
...

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>>3398032
Suddenly you have a flashback!

It's a vision of your sensei, back from the training days, explaining to you basic and very vague mechanics of this game!

"Listen closely, Bebe! This could save your life!

There are two kinds of people in this world - Goons and Straight Up Killas! Goons are basic hoes who even you can defeat easily - just make sure they don't have any situational advantage or overwhelming numbers!

But Killas are different! They are real fighers with real Stats and Skills like you! Victory with them is never guaranteed! Use your head, eyes and everything else you have at your disposal!

And please, drop your stick and pick up a japanese sword, for kami-sama's sake!"

>>3398032
We don't have any more bullets. Throw pistol at him

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>>3398043
"Oh! And you can always tell who's a Killah and who's a Goon. Goons look like OP just drew them in less than a second, using only his ass chicks, Killas look like he spend all of 20 seconds while drawing them with his asschicks."

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>>3398050
...what do?

(This one is important, you guys should think through your options! Meanwhile, I'ma gonna get home from work, see ya in a bit!)

>>3398054
Throw pistol at him, hide behind Orange. "See? This is why we need chemical weapons. I wouldn't mind some Anthrax either."

>>3398054
All him what he's reading before anything else; if it's contrary to it taste, then we attack him.

>>3398054
Greet him and ask him if he knows Sensei?

>>3398054
>>3398066
+1

>>3398066
^ this.

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>>3398066
>>3398054
>>3398083
>>3398092
"Oh hi, hey, hi, hey there, whatcha readin?"
You asked the stranger

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>>3398303
"Oh! Hi there, poopsies. I'm just lookin for some yummy new treats to cook for me mum when I get back home. Are you the lil rascals that been making all that noise upstairs?"

>>3398310
Yeaaah weve been having some fun. I hope we didnt disturb your reading. Find any good treats in there?

>>3398310
No, they all committed suicide by running into my stick.

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>>3398310
>>3398319
>>3398326
"Yeaaah, no, they all committed suicide by running into my stick.
weve been having some fun. I hope we didnt disturb your reading. Find any good treats in there?" You answered.

The man said:
"Oh yeaah, all sorts of yummy lookin "currys" and "sashimis" and what nots in this lil book, can't wait to try it out!"

Amber quietly nudged your shoulder
"Mr.Bluee, the clock is tickinn - we really don't have too much time for talking, or the bad guys are gonna get awayy!"

>>3398326
"Mass suicide by 'cops', such a tragedy. My running hypothesis is that they were cursed by the egyptian relic they possessed or the sanitary conditions of the building take a inmese tax to their sanity."