Fourteen years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned their title of warrior race as Freeza’s most powerful soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and destroying those who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects. The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to every corner of the universe. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across the civilized universe, as well as the more recent demon invasion transmitted out live, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as the strongest fighters in the universe.Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 745. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 4,766,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of many, champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, and as “The Dragon of New Salda” you are the symbol of the PTO’s might across the stars. But for now it seems like there is a peace settling, the likes of which the Saiyan race has never before known. But how long will this hard-earned peace last?Character Sheet, powerlevels, and other pastebins can be found here: https://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute votes, 3 votes minimum to proceed>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of 3 wins>If any two roll posts are within the same second, they will be counted as one roll and I’ll take the higher number(s)>When votes are given, DO NOT pick every option. Pick -NO MORE THAN- two options, unless stated otherwise>Crits are nat 100, unless otherwise noted(a 99 may net you an extra bonus)>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes the DC, OR two 1s are rolled>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in a catastrophic crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can and will be shut down at my discretion>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any reason whatsoever>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: Spoils of Warhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=k_iRB_kQswQ
>>3412144Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:After fighting Aisha Clan-Clan then watching Jotaro’s victory over the Kai-in-training Kars, life settled down for Karn. Years passed uneventfully, you encouraging Chaya to follow her dreams of becoming a gladiator before coming face to face with the avatar of New Salda itself. You’d convinced the planet not to kill off the Jiralhanae, but due to your hasty action of pouring your ki into the avatar, you’ve just gotten bad news.“Wait, what?” you confusedly ask the colossal form of New Salda’s avatar.“It is as I said.” her avatar’s booming thoughts echo in your mind. “I have been preparing to cleanse what you call the Glass Plains, to purge the dead land from my surface. Soon my molten blood shall break through, cleansing the scars of war so life may once again bloom. Time is fleeting, mortal, you have only moments to act.”“Thank you for the warning.” you say, and unsure of how to act when facing the manifestation of a planet’s will, you give her a Saiyan salute then fly back inside Raven’s shield. “We gotta go, now!”“But your arm!” she says, you noticing you’re still on fire. Or more accurately, your clothes are on fire. Your flesh is curiously unharmed, you notice as you pat the fire out.“C’mon Raven, we gotta move!” you say, the apprentice Guardian nodding and making a portal inside her shield, you both returning instantly to the surface. Not to the Guardian’s Island, but instead directly to the Jiralhanae village they’d made on the Glass Plain.“Karn?” one of Tiveus’s lieutenants asks, you and Raven suddenly stepping through and gasping in the cool day air. The difference between the planet’s heart and the surface is like night and day, shivering at the sudden drop in temperature as Raven shuts the portal behind you. “What the hell was that?!”“That was this planet’s heart.” Raven says for you. “New Salda doesn’t like your kind, and is about to erupt. ““Wait, what?” he asks her, confused. “Erupt? As in, a volcanic eruption?!”Well?>Calm down. If everyone panics, this situation will get worse quick>Where’s Tiveus? You all need to clear out, now!>Telepathically contact King Vegeta, Nappa, Ubo, and everyone else, tell them what’s about to go down>There’s no time! Raven, do you think you can you lift their entire village?>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3412147>There’s no time! Raven, do you think you can you lift their entire village?
>>3412147>>Other(write in)"Raven, I need a portal to my ships cargo hold now." Then direct everyone through the portal while telepathically contacting Tiveus and King Vegeta about the situation.
Leaving the vote open another ten minutes or so, waiting for votes to roll in.
Rolled 49, 62, 10, 74, 18 = 213 (5d100)>>3412168>>3412185>>3412205There’s no time! Raven, do you think you can lift the entire village? wins it. Roll me a 2d100
Rolled 8, 41 = 49 (2d100)>>3412235
Rolled 13, 63 = 76 (2d100)>>3412235
Rolled 53, 42 = 95 (2d100)>>3412235
IT JUST WOULDN'T BE A PROPER START WITHOUT THESE ROLLS AMIRITE?
>>3412245It’s tradition at this point
>>3412236>>3412237>>341224053/100, 63/100. Interesting, writing.
Which quest stole our RNG? reeee
Sorry for the delay, something came up. Next update will be finished in the next 20 minutes
>>3412147You hear Raven and the Jiralhanae conversing, but your attention is focused on your senses. Specifically, on your connection to New Salda. You can sense the magma rising, getting closer and closer to the surface by the second. You don’t have time, you need to evacuate everyone. Now. But you can’t get everyone out in time, you can’t- You can’t move everyone in time, but you know someone who might.“Raven, we’re running out of time.” you say, turning to her. “Can you lift them all out of the way?”“Can I what?” she asks you, not understanding. You reach out and grab her by the shoulders, looking Raven in the eyes.“She’s about to erupt, we don’t have much time.” you tell her seriously. “Can you use your power to lift the entire village?”“I-What?!” she asks, shocked. “There’s no way, I can-!”“This is the only way to get everyone out of the way in time.” you tell her. “It’s up to you, Raven. Can you do it?”“I... I’ll...” she says hesitantly, then shuts her eyes and takes a calming breath. She then opens her eyes, resolute. “Let’s do it.”“Everyone listen, we don’t have much time!” she then tells everyone telepathically, mentally shouting to the entire village. “The planet is about to erupt, and you all are standing on ground zero. I shall move you all to safety, but for that I need you all to remain still. The more each of you struggles, the harder this will be.”“Alright Karn, I need your help as well.” she then says, turning to you. “I don’t have the strength to lift them all, but you do-““Say no more, I’m in.” you say, placing your hand back on her shoulder. “Just tell me when you’re ready.”“On three.” she says, taking a deep breath. “One, Two. THREE!”At the end of her count you send your ki coursing through Raven’s body as she chants, the bloodred markings of her Mark of Scath appearing all over her body. Using both your power and that gained from her demonic heritage, she envelops every building and ship of the Jiralhanae village. With a lifting motion you feel her straining, watching in awe as the entire village begins slowly lifting into the air. You then look down, realizing she’s lifting the three of you as well.“What the hell?!” the Jiralhanae lieutenant exclaims, suddenly struggling against her power. “Put me down!”“Calm down soldier!” you shout in your command voice, him immediately stopping in place and turning to you. “We’re saving your village, the least you can do is follow orders.”“Karn, we’ve got a problem.”cont
>>3412454“What’s wrong?” you ask her, concerned. A problem is exactly what you don’t need right now.“I couldn’t get them all.” she says, you looking down and seeing it’s true. While Raven managed to move most of the village, a truly herculian feat, a cluster of five buildings yet remain unmoved.Dammit, what now?>Ignore them, you’ve got most of the village>Telepathically reach out to whoever’s nearby, see if they can help >Tell the Guardian, he should still be able to move the last few buildings>Tell Ubo what’s happening, have him evacuate the rest of the village>Alert King Vegeta and the Royal Guard, have them evacuate the rest of them and keep everyone else away>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3412456>>Telepathically reach out to whoever’s nearby, see if they can help
Leaving vote open another 20 minutes, hopefully more votes will roll in. Slow start today.
>>3412456>Telepathically reach out to whoever’s nearby, see if they can help
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>3412465>>3412562>>3412573>>3412582Telepathically reach out to whoever’s nearby, see if they can help wins it. Roll me a d100
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3412607
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>3412607
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3412607
>>3412608>>3412620>>341262785/100. Impressive, writing.
NAPPA YOU HAVE TO BENCH PRESS ALL THESE BRUTES PLEASE
>>3412664Use those HUGE shoulders, Nappa!
>>3412456“Dammit!” you mutter, thinking furiously. Focusing your ki sense, you still feel a dozen or so Jiralhanae in the remaining buildings on the ground. But you also sense someone else nearby. Focusing on their ki, you’re surprised to also sense a familiar presence near the village.“Bardock?” you ask, thinking to your powerful ally. “You busy?”“Karn, what the hell?” he asks. “Why is the Brute village flying?”“Long story short, New Salda’s about to erupt.” you reply, still pouring your Champion Berserk ki into Raven. “We’ve got most of the village and villagers out, but we couldn’t get them all. Could you grab the last dozen or so people for me?”“Yeah, whatever.” he replies, you feeling his power explode as he Ascends, quickly blitzing into the village. After a few moments he’s grabbed eachc of them and brought them all up to one of the ships Raven’s holding with her power. “So, when’s this eruption gonna-?”CRACKYou all turn, watching as spiderweb cracks begin spreading across the Glass Plains, the glass glowing brighter and brighter red as the pressure builds. As you aid Raven with your ki, who is pulling the floating village further and further from the eruption site, you can’t stop watching. And after several more seconds, it finally erupts.BOOMYou watch in awe, a column of molten rock blasting high into the sky. The shockwave from it erupting distupts Raven’s hold, who drops the held buildings. She drops everything, you all falling from the sky. You catch yourself and Raven, the rest crashing to the ground as you watch the volcano in awe. The pillar of smoke and molten rock climbs higher and higher, you watching on awed. You hadn’t seen something quite like this since you’d destroyed that one planet, the golden liquid beneath that planet exploding from yours and Meloka’s attack. You’re struck speechless, watching the planet’s destructive power unleashed.“Woah...” Raven says, then after a moment notices where she is. “Um, you can let me go now.”“Right.” you say absently, releasing her but still watching the show. More and more molten rock blasts up, the lava beginning to spread over and cover the cracked Glass Plains.“Such power...” Bardock mutters, also sounding transfixed by the sight.Well? What do you do?>Keep watching, you can’t look away>Go get the kids, they should see this too>Telepathically tell Vegeta he should come see this>Find Meloka, she may appreciate this sight as well>Scour the area, make sure you didn’t miss anyone>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3412807>>Scour the area, make sure you didn’t miss anyoneWe aren't the type to leave a job half done.
>>3412807>Scour the area, make sure you didn’t miss anyone
>>3412807>>Scour the area, make sure you didn’t miss anyone
Rolled 3, 1, 8 = 12 (3d100)>>3412814>>3412817>>3412823>>3412856Scour the area, make sure you didn’t miss anyone wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 35
Rolled 77, 85 = 162 (2d100)>>3412893WEEEEEW
Rolled 54, 49 = 103 (2d100)>>3412893Oh god. That's certainly not good.
Rolled 45, 25 = 70 (2d100)>>3412893No whammies.
>>3412900>>3412901>>341290377/100, 85/100. Double success, writing.>dat 1 tho
>>3412919....so who fell in the lava?
>>3412927Freeza, he came for a secret holiday on the plains.
>>3412971>he discovers lava baths are absolutely incredible for skin health
>>3412927>>3412927I gotta level with you, everyone we actually give a shit about... are any of them weak enough to even be burnt by lava?
>>3413020This isn’t just lava, it’s lava boosted by Karn’s energy. Even a god if destruction would be healous at its destructive potential.
>>3413020Considering lava fucked up OG Berserker Broly? Yes.
>>3412807You watch in awe of the display before you as the pillar of smoke continues to rise, and lava begins pouring across the plains. You watch on as it spreads and melts down the few Jiralhanae buildings Raven didn’t pull to safety, watching as it sinks into the glowing inferno. But as you watch this a sudden thought comes across your mind: only the Jiralhanae were warned. What if someone else was nearby, and got caught in it? You have to make sure everyone’s clear!“Raven, Bardock, get them out of here.” you say, flaring your aura up and taking off. You blast towards the eruption, another blast of magma shooting sky-high as you approach and forcing you back from the smoke.“Dammit.” you think to yourself, backing away and coughing on the ash you inhaled by flying too high. You lower yourself closer to the ground, the heat not as intense as it was inside the planet. Focusing on your ki sense first you scour the area, at first sensing no one nearby. But as you focus you feel a trio of familiar powerlevels on the opposite side, drawing closer and closer to the blast zone with every second. You blast off, going wide around the pillar and approaching the group.“Soooo coooool!” Megumin shouts, eyes sparkling as she watches the eruption continue. “See? I TOLD you this would be amazing!”“You’re ri-Dad?” Broly says, you suddenly appearing in a flash beside the trio. “What happened?”“It’s a volcanic eruption!” Megumin says, excitedly waving her arms as Broly clutching onto her. “One of the coolest explosions-“BOOMThe ground erupts again, the ground shattering further as more and more magma is blasted up from the planet’s core. You don’t hesitate, grabbing onto Broly and Chaya and pulling the three of them further back and away from the expanding blast. But as you pulled them so suddenly, Broly lost his grip on Megumin.“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!” she screams in panic, falling towards the ground.“MEGU!!” Chaya shouts in a panic, blasting out of your grip and rushing to her. But in her haste, she didn’t see the wave of lava descending towards Megumin.“HAAAAA!!” you shout, firing a Ki Bomb into the approaching wave and blasting it away from the two, Chaya swooping in and saving her friend.“I got you!” she shouts, grabbing onto Megumin and the four of you all fly well out of the blast zone.cont
>>3413094Oh god, we nearly lost the kids.
>>3413094God damnit, FIELD TRIP LATER BOOM GIRL!
>>3413094“Everyone alright?” you ask, stopping a good distance away and checking on everyone.“I got Megu!” Chaya says happily, holding the embarrassed Megumin up like a trophy.“I’m ok.” Broly says, you letting him go as he turns to Megumin. “Why didn’t you fly?”“I, uhh...” she says, shuffling nervously. “I forgot I could.”“Hehe it’s okay, I saved you!” Chaya says, beaming at her friend. “I’ll always protect you Megu!”“Chaya...” Megumin mutters, a small smile on her lips.“Nice catch kiddo.” you tell her, putting your hand on your oldest daughter’s head. She soaks in your praise, smiling happily as the planet continues erupting.Days and even weeks after the initial eruption, New Salda never ceased to rumble. More and more lava poured out onto the planet’s surface, while volcanic ash and smoke were blasted high into the atmosphere. For several days and nights after the initial eruption, ash poured high into New Salda’s atmosphere, darkening the planet for weeks afterward. The temperature also dropped; not quite enough to cause any noticeable issues, but still enough to be felt. Yet despite the cataclysmic event, life quickly went back to normal. You resumed your own training, as well as training your three oldest children, but months after New Salda’s eruption you had also begun training your twins.“Ready?” you asked them, Tatsu and Tomi facing you down on the former Glass Plains, the volcano looming behind you.“Yeah!” Tatsu says, pulling his fists up.“Uh-huh!” Tomi says, mirroring her brother as you casually drop into your stance.But how do you train them?>Rush and attack, force them to improve their defending and evasion>Defend, let them work on their attacking and coordination>Evade, keep at range and force them to dodge your ranged attacks and show off their own>Multiform, have them fight together against four of you>Other(write in)
>>3413203>>Multiform, have them fight together against four of you
>>3413203>>Evade, keep at range and force them to dodge your ranged attacks and show off their own>>Lesson one kids. DODGE!
>>3413203>Multiform, have them fight together against four of youTRAINING NEVER STOPS!
>>3413203>>Multiform, have them fight together against four of youWe'd be training it at the same time pretty much.
>>3413203>Multiform, have them fight together against four of you
Rolled 95, 67, 54, 75 = 291 (4d100)>>3413209>>3413211>>3413212>>3413217>>3413237>>3413249Multiform wins it, roll me a 2d100.
Rolled 9, 18 = 27 (2d100)>>3413255
Rolled 46, 25 = 71 (2d100)>>3413255YEEEEEEEEEEEART
Rolled 75, 60 = 135 (2d100)>>3413255
Rolled 22, 98 = 120 (2d100)>>3413255First roll of the day!
>>3413275And your late.
>>3413263>>3413265>>341326975/100, 60/100. Their training goes quite well, writing.
>>3413203“Haaaaaaaaaaaa!” you say, focusing as you split your physical form into four. Your four bodies all move, surrounding your twins and dropping into your fighting stance as one. “Alright, you two ready?”“Woah.” they say in unison, your twins going back-to-back. “Ready!”“Let’s go!” you say, the four of you moving as one. All four of your bodies move as one, punching at the twins in sync. They both leap up, Tatsu and Tomi both firing a Dual Energy Wave down at you. Each of you blocks one of the twins’ separate shots, two of you leaping up while the other two begin setting up a Hellzone Grenade between them. “You can’t get away that easy!”“HAAAA!!” Tatsu shouts, blasting at you with a Mouth Blast.“”Tyaaaaa!!” Tomi shouts, swinging with a Ki Kick for your head.Both of you block their attacks, then go on the offensive. Your continuous, yet very restrained attacks keep the twins on the defensive. You’re not trying to crush them, simply push their defenses and trying to make them better. But they’ve forgotten something important, time to remind them.“Move!” your two bodies on the ground shout, sending the Hellzone Grenade shots flying skyward as both of your airborne bodies leap away. They both beace themselves, defending as best they can against the barrage of shots. Your admittedly weak attacks slam continuously into the twins, and despite defending themselves your barrage sends them skyward. Once your attack ends and the dust clears, you see both Tatsu and Tomi still flying, not showing any signs of giving up yet. “Nice job. Ready to keep going?”“Yeah!” they both shout, auras flaring up noticeably around them. They then clasp hands, Tatsu’s right with Tomi’s left. Tatsu’s blue and Tomi’s red auras flare up around them, you feeling their combined power rising higher and higher.“What’s this?” you think to yourself. This is new, each of them gathering their ki into their free hands. “A new attack?”Well, what now?>Rush them, see if the can fire before you rush>Wait and see what they’ve thought up>Recombine and defend>Fire a wave back at them, beam clash>Other(write in)
>>3413506>>Wait and see what they’ve thought up
>>3413506>Wait and see what they’ve thought upBy the way, has Cooler given us IT lessons yet, or is Cold still spanking him?
>>3413506>Wait and see what they’ve thought up
>>3413525Cooler is still being “re-educated”
>>3413506>>Recombine and defend>>Wait and see what they’ve thought up
>>3413518>>3413525>>3413528>>3413532Wait and see what they’ve thought up wins it. Writing.Roll me a d100 for an extra surprise
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3413561Surprise!
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>3413561
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3413561
Oh fuck they're pulling a Ginyu Force on us.
That 85 though>>3413506“You two think up something clever?” you say, pulling your two bodies away from them and back to the ground with your other two. “C’mon, show me what you’ve got!”“Haaaaaa!” they shout in unison, Tatsu’s arm down by his waist as Tomi’s hand is over her head. You watch as they gather their ki into their free palms, red and blue balls of ki growing larger and larger. They then look to each other, nodding once. Here it comes. “TWIN CANNON!!”As your twins shout they slam their other palms together, firing a spiraling red and blue beam at you. As their twin attack draws closer it merges, the two energies multiplying their strength together and becoming a far more powerful purple beam of destruction. You weren’t prepared for this much power, each of your bodies raising their powers as high as they go and bracing for impact.“Not bad.” you think as the ground crumbles beneath the four of you. Having split your base power in four, their attack deals far more damage to each seperate body than it would have normally. But yet you still weather the storm, and after a dozen or so seconds their attack ends, your twins’ strength completely drained.“Did, hah, we win?” you hear Tomi ask her brother, panting in exhaustion. You take a quick moment to recombine your bodies, while the dust still covers you. Back together, the superficial damage from each body is transferred to you, but you can’t feel it over the pride you feel in your twins.“I can-can’t see him.” Tatsu says, sounding worried. “Is he okay?”“Well I can’t just pass that up.” you think to yourself, blasting from the settling dust cloud to behind them faster than they could see. But a second later the dust explodes upwards, following your tremendously quick move. Before they can react, you place a hand on each of their shoulders and sticking your head between theirs, saying, “Boo.”“AAAAAAHHH!!” Tatsu and Tomi scream in sudden panic, wildly flailing as they scramble to get away. You laugh at their sudden panic, your twins glaring a moment before laughing along.“Whadda ya think?” Tatsu asks you.“Yeah yeah, did you like it?” Tomi asks you as well. They’re both looking up to you, full of expectation.Well?>That was great, well done you two>That’s quite a powerful move, who helped you two make it?>Not bad. Needs some work, but it’s a great start you two>Other(write in)
>>3413791>>That’s quite a powerful move, who helped you two make it?>Head pats
>>3413791>>Not bad. Needs some work, but it’s a great start you two>>My advice? Learn how to combine your powers faster. That extended charge time really isn't workable in actual combat.
>>3413791>>That’s quite a powerful move, who helped you two make it?
>>3413800>>Not bad. Needs some work, but it’s a great start you two>>My advice? Learn how to combine your powers faster. That extended charge time really isn't workable in actual combat.
>>3413791>>>Not bad. Needs some work, but it’s a great start you two>>>My advice? Learn how to combine your powers faster. That extended charge time really isn't workable in actual combat.
>>3413798>>3413800>>3413804>>3413821>>3413823>>3413865Not bad. Needs some work, but it’s a great start you two and write in wins it. Interesting approach, writing.
>>3413791>As your twins shout they slam their other palms together, firing a spiraling red and blue beam at you.
And now the surprise roll results happen>>3413791“Not bad, not bad at all.” you say, putting a hand on each of their heads. They beam up at you, toothy grins wide. “It needs some work, but it’s a great start you two.” “Yay!” they say excitedly, hugging each other as you chuckle. “Daddy likes it!”“Do you want my advice?” you ask them, both Tatsu and Tomi looking curiously to you and nodding. “You need to learn how to combine your powers faster. That extended charge time really isn't workable in actual combat. The bad guys usually won’t give you that much time to prepare to shoot them. It’s time to start training you both on gathering yo- Oh hey hun. What’s up?”Meloka suddenly arrives, having blasted over to you from almost the other side of the planet. Her speed catches you off-guard, since she’s still holding onto her Super Saiyan 3 form. Her increasing control over her most powerful transformation is astonishing, her progress far surpassing yours on controlling your Berserker form or reaching the Ascended version of it. She’s up to holding it for around an hour out of combat, her control growing by the day.“Didn’t you feel it?” she asks you, you shaking your head negative.“Feel what?” you ask her, confused. “Meloka, what’s going on?”“It’s Broly.” she says, suddenly smiling. “He did it. He finally did it.”“Wait, he did?” you ask, surprised as Meloka nods, you flashing up to your Ascended form. “Let’s go!”“Right!” she says, you each grabbing a twin and taking off. You follow her, expanding your senses and suddenly feeling it. Broly’s ki is massive, you quickly closing in and seeing your son. Chaya’s awestruck by his transformation, running circles around him.“Soo cool!” she says excitedly, turning as you arrive. “Daddy look! Broly did it!!”“That he did.” you say, releasing Tomi and walking over to your son. “I’m so proud of you Broly. You did it.”“RRRAAAAAAA!!” he roars, that power suddenly vanishing. Your son reverts back to his base form, falling forward limply. But before he hits the ground you catch him, Broly looking tiredly up at you. “Daddy? Di-Did you see it?”“Yes Broly, you did it.” you say to him, your boy smiling as he then promptly passes out in your arms.cont
>>3414115I'm SO PROUD OF YOU BROLY! THAT"S OUR BOY! OH MY GOD I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT BROLY GOT ASCENDED BERSERKER AS A FUCKING NINE YEAR OLD!
>>3414115You take your son back to the ship, putting him to bed to sleep it off. Chaya didn’t stop talking the entire time, your daughter so excited by Broly’s progress that it renews her efforts to Ascend over the next several weeks. But not only her. His efforts also galvanized you, your son’s progress pushing you to try and catch up to him.>Roll me a 2d100First DC 80Second DC 55
>>3414115>one of our kids beat us at somethingAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOO MIDLIFE CRISIS IMMINENTJust kidding. I'm so proud of him.
Rolled 3, 15 = 18 (2d100)>>3414140
Rolled 82, 89 = 171 (2d100)>>3414140GLORY OR DEATH!
Rolled 43, 98 = 141 (2d100)>>3414140
Rolled 85, 71 = 156 (2d100)>>3414140
>>3414144>>3414148>>3414149>82,98Nice, very nice.
>>3414144>>3414148>>341414982/100, 98/100. And yet another great pair of successes, writing.
THIS MIGHT BE IT ANONS! THIS MIGHT BE THE MOMENT OF OUR ASCENSION!
>Our boy already reaching for higher heights.so this is how tatsu feels about us. Feels great.
I can't wait for the day some universal-tier threat shows up just to fight Karn because of his reputation and Karn directs the threat to fight Broly because he's the strongest.Yeah I said it Chaya-fags. She may be cute but she ain't got nothin' on the swolest nigga to ever maximum.
>>3414252I'm not even mad. It's 100% true.
>>3414252Our boy is the true Legendary Super Saiyan
>>3414140For the next several months, you divert more and more of your training time each day on trying to reach the next level. At first, despite you pushing yourself to the limits, nothing happens. You push and push, yet you can feel the wall before you not budging. As the days turned to weeks, you’d been impressed with how quickly Broly had made the Ascended Berserker power his own. But Broly isn’t your only child to make extraordinary progress in this time.“C’mon Chaya, you can do it!” you’d cheered, Meloka pressing her advantage. Your wife is helping her how you’d helped King Vegeta all those years ago, bearing down on her with a massive ki blast as Chaya struggles to hold it back. Your daughter loses ground, feet digging trenches through the volcanic dirt as she struggles to hold Meloka’s attack back. But as she struggles you feel it, the wall inside her crumble as your daughter does it!“HYYAAAAAAAAAA!!!” she roared, lightning bursting out around her aura as her power doubles, your firstborn daughter Ascending triumphantly. With her roar she kicks Meloka’s attack back, your wife casually splitting it into a few dozen smaller blasts and having them all orbit her as Chaya looks down at her hands in awe.“It must be difficult for you, Super Saiyan.” Bane taunts, his spectre appearing beside you. “Watching the next generation already catching up to you, despite having so many years behind you.”“No, you’ve got it backwards.” you tell the spectre, smiling happily. “They’ve already achieved levels of power I couldn’t even dream of when I was their age. One day they’ll surpass me, and protecting our race will eventually fall to them. My family and race have been through alot this past decade, but we’ve all grown stronger for it. The weak are crushed by the strong, that is how the universe is. But if they are this strong now, when they grow up, no one will be able to take their freedom away.”“Like what happened with you?” he asks, not maliciously but genuinely curious.“Exactly.” you reply. “When Freeza showed up, our choices were join or die. But as strong as they are, my children will be able to decide their own destinies.”After your philosophical conversation with Darth Bane, however, your determination to reach the next level was redoubled. You’d reminded yourself of a promise, one you’d made to Freeza. He’d told you he would master his Golden form, and return for his rematch when he did. And you’re not about to let Freeza surpass you so easily.cont
Hell yeah! Double Ascension for our kids this year! This is a good year.
>>3414427Day after day you push yoursef harder and harder trying to reach that next level. But after Chaya reaches Ascended, you decide to change up how you go about it. It isn’t the same as Ascending like a regular Super Saiyan, so instead of trying to reach it that way you begin to practice staying in your Berserker form constantly. After the first two months you can hold the form for several hours, periodically having to release a bunch of ki to avoid Unleashing it and losing control, but then you realize something: you’d spent so long limiting yourself in this form, you were trying to Ascend while still holding back most of your power!“Are you sure about this, Karn?” Ubo asks, you nodding the affirmative. You’d explained to him your plan, but that you’d need him at full power in case you lost control. Raven had sent you through her portal back to the junk planet Raxus Prime, Ubo spending a minute in outer space absorbing the energy from New Salda’s star before following you through.“Don’t hold back Ubo.” you tell him, going all out and with a primal roar unleashing one hundred percent of your Berserker power. Raxus Prime shudders under the weight of your power, the entire planet trembling. But Ubo doesn’t simply sit back and watch.“HRRAAAAAAAA!!” Ubo shouts, his red aura suddenly flaring wildly up aroumd. Through the haze of bloodlust and rage you can feel his power far surpasses your own. But that small fact doesn’t matter to your rage, all that matters is that you attack!“GRRRAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, you and Ubo slamming into each other at full power. Your fists fly, you trading full-power blows with Ubo faster than you’ve ever attacked before. You let loose with your Berserker power, no longer tightly leashing it but letting it run wild against your one friend who can withstand it’s true power. But as you attack, Ubo quickly begins taking the lead in this fight.“More!” you manage think through your bloodlust, your rage building at your inability to hit him or take the offensive. “More, more! I need more power!”“Come on, is this is?” Ubo says, his mocking tone catching you completely off-guard. This gives him a single moment, capitalizing on it with a powerful strike that sends you flying. “I thought you were going to reach the next level?!”“GRRRAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, stopping your backward flight through sheer rage and blasting back towards him. You feel your power rising, higher and higher, blasting back at Ubo and continuing your assault. But as you trade blows with Ubo, you feel something stirring up from deep within you. Something dangerous, and powerful.cont
>>3414629>Something dangerous, and powerful.KA KA KA KA KA
>>3414629GO KARN!Huh. Now I wonder if taking the Ubo Sparring Option would have let us reach Ascended Berserker way sooner.
>>3414629As you continue trading blows with Ubo, you feel an unfamiliar power start welling up from deep within. You’ve never felt anything like this before; this strength surging up through you is monstrously powerful, wild and out-of-control. With a roar your ki explodes out from you in all directions, the uncontrollable surge blasting Ubo back away from you.“GUUUUYYYYYRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, voice cracking under the strain. It feels as if your entire body is being torn apart, you unable to move as waves of overwhelming ki pour off of your body. But with this tremendous power, you also feel something else. Your rage surges as well, the ground crumbling beneath you as your transformation reaches it’s peak. With a final scream you feel it’s over, your limbs trembling with overwhelming strength. And as you see your first victim, you feel a menacing smile come to your face. This toy will be fun to break. “DIIIIEEEEEEE!!!”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 83 Paused-
>>3414741HO shit, now if that's LSSJ 2, and that's SSGSS tier, then holy mother of fuck beerus is gonna have a terrible time if he actually pisses karn off enough.
We did it everyone. We've ACTUALLY reached Ascended Berserker. Now comes the hard part. Actually learning to control it.Good run so far GD. Where would you say our regular Berserker Mastery is at now?
>>3414758Second problem, actually raising our base power level
>>3414767That's not that hard dude. Time consuming yeah but not hard. Learning to control Ascended Berserker will be far harder.
>>3414741The BOI just shit himself.
>>3414741And that’s it for tonight, everyone having fun? Ready to see just how powerful the next level is against the most durable ally you have? Curious as to what else will happen next? We’ll resume at 11am EST tomorrow, around 9 hours from now.>>3414662Quite possibly, depending on your drive to win.>>3414758Good point. And glad you did. For regular mastery, over 50%.>>3414785Oh yes.
>>3414767Honestly at this point we need to do both, since beerus and friggan nefarious/raichi and co are on the way too fuck our shit up. what i want too know is is much of a multiplier is LSSJ2 over 1?
>>3414788>Quite possibly, depending on your drive to win.Unfortunate but unavoidable give our need to train kids and our other training.Also over 50%? Sweet!
>>3414798The WORK IN PROGRESS Transformation pastebin has Regular Berserker cap at X250 while Ascended Berserker goes X500-X1000.But GD tends to run the numbers just a bit more.
>>3414822so we ultimately are 4 times stronger then earlier at full power, hell yeah.
>>3414798>BeerusStill quite a ways away.>>3414813True. But it’s better to do this here, where if you don’t regain control soon you don’t risk the entire Saiyan race.And very sweet.>>3414822Because powerlevels are bullshit. Especially post-canon Freeza arc.>>3414845You’ll see just how strong you are, soon.
>>3414897>Because powerlevels are bullshit.It's a good thing no Saiyan ever learned how to read more than what they could count with their hands. Except Vegeta.
>>3414897>You’ll see just how strong you are, soon.Karn gonna smash, cause god damn.
>>3414741>frieza is relaxing, taking a break from his training with a glass of wine in hand>suddenly, ascended berserker karn>he feels it>everyone feels that>spilled wine flows across the floor as frieza hurries his way back to the gravity chamber>meanwhile, the boy's face when
>>3415281The friggan BOI feels that, all this does for frieza is too train his gold form too a controllable state since he now has a better chance too train upwards so he can simply rule literally everything.
>>3414741“RRRAAAAA!!” your opponent roars, meeting your wild charge head-on. Your fist slams into his, you both stopping each others’ rush dead in their tracks. You snarl, this guy thinks he can fight you?! “Not bad, Karn. But is this all you’ve got?”“GUUURRAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, strength climbing higher and higher. You keep pushing against him, your strength continuing to rise as you begin to overpower him. “HRRRRAAAAAA!!”“Wha-?!” he shouts, your power rising further as you launch your foe backwards. You send the creature crashing through a mountain of garbage, snarling in triumph. No one can be stronger than you! With another roar you pursue your prey, hunting down the worm who dared oppose you!“Karn, enough!” he shouts, firing a massive wave of energy at you. But you can’t help but laugh, charging right through his attack and again slamming your fist into his face. You catch him by surprise, slamming your left forearm into his chest and with a quick clockwise spin slam him into the ground. “Guyah!?”“AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!” you laugh, leaping up high into the air and stomping down at him with both feet. With a nimble backroll your opponent avoids being stomping into dust, springing up with his full might and punching you square in the jaw. “GRRAA?!”“Sloppy!” he taunts, you roaring and punching down wildly. But he twists around your fist, kicking you in the head and sending you flying. With a backflip you land, hands and feet digging trenches as you slide to a stop. “The Karn I know is better than that!”“YOU’RE DEAD!!” you roar in outrage, gritting your teeth as the power within again begins soaring. You’re going to break him!But how?>Rush and attack, beat his face into the ground>Defend, then make an opening and counter>Evade and counterattack as he did, you know how to do that>Your energy keeps rising, you need to burn some off>Explode, release all your power at once >Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3415404>>Your energy keeps rising, you need to burn some off
>>3415404>Your energy keeps rising, you need to burn some off>Sloppy?Why are you just Brawling? Didn't You have a Fighting Style?
>>3415404>Evade and counterattack as he did, you know how to do that
>>3415438>>Your energy keeps rising, you need to burn some off>>Sloppy?Why are you just Brawling? Didn't You have a Fighting Style?
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>3415421>>3415427>>3415438>>3415441>>3415442>>3415443Your energy keeps rising, you need to burn some off wins it. Roll me a 2d100
Rolled 84, 75 = 159 (2d100)>>3415453double glory or death!
Rolled 54, 97 = 151 (2d100)>>3415453
Rolled 79, 20 = 99 (2d100)>>3415453
>>3415463>>3415460>84/97I hope we don’t accidentally kill Ubo
>>3415460>>3415463>>341546584/100, 97/100. Impressive, writing.
>>3415472GD’s not Som, we should be fine.
>>3415472Nah, he just looks dead. Leave him under a few reflecting mirrors for a day or so he'll be back to normal. Death comas man. I'm sure Ubo is fine.
>>3415404Your power is rising, overflowing! You need to unleash it, now! As your power continues to rise unabated, your limbs start trembling with barely-restrained power. You lift up high into the air, energy forming into a dense sphere around you.“RRRRRRAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, blasts suddenly exploding out from you in every direction. Your power begins steadily decreasing, blasts flying out randomly from you and exploding against whatever they hit. You sow destruction far and wide, most either striking the planet or sailing off harmlessly into space, but many still strike your target. As you keep pouring your energy forth, your strength continues to plummet until you end the attack, panting in exhaustion. That strength you’d felt welling up is gone, but before you can ponder on it further you feel your consciousness begin to fade away. You surrender to the darkness, body drifting off into the void. https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkgSOy-S-eU“Impressive, Karn.” a familiar voice says, you turning to see Towa and your half demon son Maza.“Daddy!” he says, flying over to you. You catch your son, his power far greater than the last time you’d visited.“Hey Maza, look at you!” you say, lifting him up over your head. “Have you gotten taller again?”“Uh-huh, and stronger too!” he says, flaring his aura up around him. You’re impressed, his power has indeed grown again. At this rate, he’ll surpass both Chaya and Broly in no time. “See?”“I see. Good for you Maza.” you tell him, Towa floating over to you and kissing you. You wrap one arm around her, pulling her close to your side. “How’ve you been, the kids behaving for you?”“Of course.” she replies, pressing herself as close as she can to you. “They are all well-behaved. And I’m fine. But you, Karn, I’m impressed. I thought you wouldn’t achieve this form for another few years at least.”At this the darkness begins cracking around you all, Towa sighing out in frustration.“Come back by soon, okay?” she asks, you nodding. But before you can say anything, you’re again awake. You find yourself laying in your bed, Meloka curled up in your arms. Looking around you see some of your kids aren’t here, Chaya and Broly missing. Chilli, Tomi and Tatsu are all asleep together, but your oldest two are nowhere to be found. You have no idea what time it is or how long you were asleep.But what do you do?>Relax, enjoy the peaceful moment>Wake Meloka up, enjoy this quiet time together>Sneak up and out of bed, let her keep sleeping>Focus your ki sense, try and find out what the kids are up to>Wake Meloka, get into training this new form>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3415570Ubo is fine, Trunks however.... Well lets just say he regrets the choices he made in his life right now.
>>3415606>>Wake Meloka up, enjoy this quiet time togetherI love how physical Towa is now. Its adorable. Also very proud of you son.GD do we Zenkai at all from that explosion?
>>3415606>Focus your ki sense, try and find out what the kids are up toThen>Wake Meloka up, enjoy this quiet time together
>>3415606>>Wake Meloka up, enjoy this quiet time together
>>3415606>Relax, enjoy the peaceful moment>Wake Meloka up, enjoy this quiet time together>Telepathically call out to the two wippersnappers.
>>3415606>>Relax, enjoy the peaceful moment
>>3415606>>Wake Meloka, get into training this new form
>>3415618>>3415627>>3415629>>3415630>>3415632>>3415640>>3415652Wake Meloka up, enjoy this quiet time together wins it. Writing.
>>3415606You take a moment to enjoy the silence, the calm surrounding you, but you don’t enjoy it alone for long. Leaning your head down you kiss Meloka, gently waking your wife.“Mrrhrmmm.” she mumbles, eyes opening slowly. As she sees you in front of her she smiles sleepily, her arms going up behind your neck and pulling you back in for another kiss. “Mornin’.”“Mornin’ hun.” you reply, Meloka squirming a bit to press herself closer to you and burying her face in your chest. You remain there for a time, simply enjoying the feeling of your wife pressed to you. It feels great, having no urgent battles to fight or death to defy. Much like the past several years, you have nothing urgent to handle. No incoming enemies to prepare for, no apocalyptic events to prevent, nothing. Just you, your family and your people. You could certainly live out the rest of your days like this. But this singular tranquil moment wasn’t meant to last.BOOMYou hear a massive explosion somewhere outside, your ship lurching and tossing both you and your wife off the bed. The blast also woke up Tatsu and the twins, the younger two crying in panic.“Watch them!” you shout, transforming into your Super Saiyan state and quickly blasting outside the ship to see what’s going on. Once outside, the first thing you notice are the golden forms of Chaya and Raditz sparring, your daughter dodging a barrage of blasts from the spiky-haired boy. You then notice Broly and Megumin, who’re both looking panickedly back and forth between you and the ship. You follow their gaze, seeing several of your ship’s landing legs have been blasted apart and the ship’s hull is now resting against the ground.“D-D-Dad...” Broly mutters, eyes wide as the two sparring don’t even notice your arrival, Chaya having closed the distance and is now exchanging rapid-fire blows with Bardock’s oldest boy.Well, what do you do?>Knock their heads together, they know better than to spar right next to your ship>Shout them both down, time for a tongue-lashing. They’re both old and strong enough to have their own teams, they should be more responsible >Wait until they’re done, you’re curious how this match’ll go>Shout and order them to take it somewhere else, your ship isn’t strong enough to handle two Super Saiyans going at it>Other(write in)
>>3415720>>Shout them both down, time for a tongue-lashing. They’re both old and strong enough to have their own teams, they should be more responsible
>>3415720>knock there heads togeather and tongue lash them
>>3415720Other(write in):"Attacking another saiyan's ship could be seen as a challenge. I'll give both of you five seconds to prepare."
>>3415720>>Knock their heads together, they know better than to spar right next to your shipDamn it kids. You know better then this! Time for some saiyan Tough Love.
>>3415720>Knock their heads together AND give them a tongue-lashing
>>3415720>"Attacking another saiyan's ship could be seen as a challenge. I'll give both of you five seconds to prepare.">Knock their heads together, they know better than to spar right next to your ship
>>3415720Do you have a list of how much media you've crossed over?I need it for science.
Rolled 76, 79, 35, 51 = 241 (4d100)>>3415722>>3415729>>3415732>>3415735>>3415736>>3415737>>3415758Knock their heads together and write in wins it. Interesting, roll me a d100.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>3415770FOOLS
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3415770
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>3415770
>>3415774Sure but do you have an approximate number? Like around 30 or something?
>>3415777Nice, and trips too.
>>3415776>>3415777>>341577990/100, now that’s a roll. Writing.
>>34157823 different Dragonball quests, Berserk, Ratchet and Clank, Space Dandy, Metalocalypse, Destroy all Humans, Alien, Predator, Star Wars, Cowboy Bebop, Transporter, and One Punch Man. Just off the top of my head.
>>3415845jojo /dc universe / outlaw star
>>3415845Darker than black as well
>>3415801>3 different Dragonball questsI know about Space Alcoholic Quest, but what are the other ones?
Sorry for the delay, update will hit in the next ten minutes
>>3415720You sigh out, remembering when you would suddenly start spontaneously fighting with the other Saiyans in the village. You, Nappa, Leyas, Turles and the others all fought each other all the time, beating each other for fun. You’re unsurprised that your daughter and Bardock’s son would be the same way, kids will be kids after all. But they should at least know better than to start fighting right nearby your ship. You dash right up to them, one hand grabbing onto the back of each of their heads then rapping them together.“OWW!” Chaya shouts, grabbing her forehead.“He-GAH!!” Raditz shouts, also grabbing his head. “What was that fo-Karn?!”“Daddy?” Chaya asks you, confused. “What’s goin’ on?”“You two should know better.” you say, pointing to the damage they caused to your ship. Both Chaya and Raditz look at the ship, then back to you. Chaya looks upset, while Raditz looks absolutely terrified. “You two should know, attacking another Saiyan's ship could be seen as a challenge. I'll give both of you five seconds to prepare.”“What?!” Raditz says, terrified. Chaya, however, drops into her fighting stance, Super Saiyan aura flared up. He then turns to your daughter, looking confused. “What the hell are you doing? You can’t be serious, we can’t fight him!”“Daddy’s gonna train us, you better get ready!” she says, taking the defensive.“What the hell.” he says, taking his defensive stance as well. “This is insane.”“You two ready?” you ask, flaring your own green and golden aura up.What do you do?>Rush and attack them, force them on the defensive>Defend, see how well they can attack you together>Evade their attacks with Su Ma and counterattack>Multiform, split into 2 and fight each of them one-on-one>Multiform, split into 4 and fight each of them with 2 of you>Keep at range, unleash a barrage of ki attacks>Other(write in)
>>3415978>multi form into 4 and BULLY THE CHILDREN
>>3415978>>Power up to Berserk>>Rush and attack them, force them on the defensive
>>3415978>>Multiform, split into 4 and fight each of them with 2 of you
>>3415978>>Multiform, split into 2 and fight each of them one-on-oneYOU GET A KARN, AND YOU GET A KARN, EVERYONE GETS A KARN!
>>3415978>>Multiform, split into 4 and fight each of them with 2 of youFuckin children, you won yourselves a beating.
>>3415989Wanting to go Berserk against our nine/ten year old daughter and her rival.Your crazy.
>>3415998It’s good training
>>3415978>>Multiform, split into 2 and fight each of them one-on-oneI'm loving the usage we're getting out this technique.
>>3415978>Multiform, split into 2 and fight each of them one-on-one
>>3415999The purpose of training is to learn and become better and they can't do jack when we fucking explode them with a finger tap.
>>3415978This>>3415993>>3415999And you're a Goku.
>>3416007Well I assume we’d be holding back enough to send them to the healing chamber rather than their graves
>>3416010Assuming we didn't get a Zenkai from that Ascended Berserker Explosion, Berserker STARTS at 450 Million, and Super Saiyan Chaya is 7.1 Million. There's not a whole lot of holding back we can do especially when our power skyrockets every second.
>>3415987>>3415989>>3415993>>3415994>>3415997>>3416000>>3416004>>3416009Multiform, split into 4 wins it. Writing.
>>3416034>Karn right now
>>3416049Wouldn't it be 4 giants beating on 2 munchkins?
>>3416052You know how hard it was to find a statue of a grown man beating babies up?
>>3416055I wouldn't know, I never felt the need to look for one
>>3415845Does One Punch Man count? That was just an April Fools joke or something, wasn’t it?
>>3416106Your forgetting about Best Bro Boros dude.
>>3416108Oh right, I forgot Boros was One Punch Man. Silly of me.
>>3415978“Time to teach you two a lesson.” you say, crossing your arms before you and focusing your power. You begin splitting your body, your one form becoming four.“What the hell is this?” Raditz shouts, alarmed. He tries to watch the four of you at once, head turning back and forth in a panic.“Daddy’s Multiform technique.” Chaya says, going back-to-back with Raditz as the four of you move, surrounding the duo. “We gotta work toge-!”“No way, not happening!” he says, leaving Chaya and blasting into the air. “Forget this!”“Raditz! You big jerk!” she shouts, two of you rushing her as your other two quickly catch up to the boy. One of your feet come up behind your daughter, kicking her off-balance as the other you slams a fist into her jaw. Meanwhile your other two catch Raditz, one grabbing his foot and swinging him down. You swing the boy down at you, lifting a foot and kicking him in the gut.“Gyuh!” Raditz wheezes, your kick to his gut winding the boy. Before he can recover you slam your joined fists down on his back, the strike sending Raditz crashing right down at Chaya. A moment before impact both of your bodies pressing the attack against your daughter leap back, her hesitating in confusion. But before she can figure out what’s going on Raditz crashes into her, the two slamming into the ground.“Oww, watch what’cha doin’!” Chaya says, the two fighting each other to get back to their feet. “Don’t just fall on me!”“Like I had a choice!” he replies, the two about to come to blows yet again. Before they can, however, each of your bodies lands on the crater, all four of you looking in.“If you two have that much time to argue, you can still fight!” your four bodies say in unison, all of you jumping into the crater at them. Raditz and Chaya flare their golden auras up, this time both going back-to-back as they brace for your next attack. As your four bodies attack the two Super Saiyans, you can’t help but smile. They’re still young, but they will both grow into powerful warriors one day. https://youtube.com/watch?v=2vcC0WbGrYU-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 83 End-
>>3416116Kek. I love how Raditz was cowardly if smart enough to realize that two Karns after him, were two too many, and fucking booked it.Not exactly the most saiyan mindset, but knowing when to fight and when to run, is a critical survival skill.
>>3416122No, it's a bad move.Running will only work if the difference in power is relatively small, and it's pointless when they can sense energy, unless there's something else to take their focus away.His only chance in a real situation like this would be to work together with chaya, and try to take out each karn one by one, or hopefully just survive until reinforcements arrived.When there's four of them like this and only two of you, leaving your partner to die like that won't even buy you time. He made the dumbest choice he possibly could have.
>>3416116And that’s it for this weekend’s run, everyone having fun? Ready to keep training the children, and see what will happen next? Enjoy finally reaching your Ascended Berserker form? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!>>3416122Kek. I love how Raditz was cowardly if smart enough to realize that two Karns after him, were two too many, and fucking booked it.He is a smart one. Not a brave one, but smart.>>3416135Not wrong though. Abandoning an ally is always frowned on.
>>3416116Even, as a good fighter, he still a bitch. Must be the fruit juice his dad gave him.>>3416135This
>>3416138>Enjoy finally reaching your Ascended Berserker form?Yes. Very Much Yes. I also find it fucking hilarious, that just last thread I asked you how long you were going to cock tease us about Ascended Berserker, only for me to help roll the dice and get it This Thread. Speaking of AB, when we did that explosion, did we cause any/enough damage to roll for Zenkai? Also, since we haven't had an story post on it for awhile, how's our Hamaon and Stand training going? *Eagerly awaits the pastebin update*
>>3416138How hard did raditz shit himself when he saw karn point to his ship?>daddy’s gonna train us, you better get ready!>raditz just looks up at karn's scarred, hulking form as he radiates with latent power>yourenevertooyoungtohaveavietnamflashback.jpg>>3416034How long does the multiform last? Does it take extra energy to maintain?I'm actually thinking it would be a really useful technique for vegeta, not even for combat, but for training and political duties. He could literally split his efforts four ways, two parts training, one part dating and one part paperwork.
>>3416155Ohhhhhh shit yeah. With Multiform Vegeta could actually have time to train and shit while not neglecting the saiyan empire. That would be great.
>>3416122>I love how Raditz was cowardly if smart enough to realize that two Karns after him, were two too many, and fucking booked it.Yet still stupid to assume he could just fly away. He didn't even try to blast up some dust or distract us to cover for his dash.6/10 Raditz, apply yourself.
>>3415845>>3415855You forgot Hunter x
>>3416141Ha!>>3416143I’d been waiting for this, just had to get to it.Not to yourself. Both Hamon and Stand are going well. Not excellently, not poorly.>>3416155Very much so.>yourenevertooyoungtohaveavietnamflashback.jpgHa.>>3416155It splits your power evenly by the number of copies. Training results are also reduced by the number of copies active. And it does take both energy and mental effort to keep going.>>3416204It was an offhand list
>>3416143Bruh zenkai cannot be self inflicted.
>>3416305Have we figured out what the rest of our various energy attacks do when translated through Dragon Force? Cause I'm really curious about that.
Talking about bardock's sons, how is Kakarot doing? And most importantly: will he ever reach Goku's absurd level alone or does he need the greatest training program (The Karnage Adoption Progam)
>>3416306This.>>3416320Not really. Ascending Berserk took priority. And I’m eager to show them off.>>3416452He’ll most likely never become tje same as canon Goku
>>3416636>He’ll most likely never become tje same as canon GokuDamn. I was hoping our Kakarot would be a fight autist like his canon counterpart.
>>3416636Fair. I'm eager to see you show them off so I guess everyone's eager and waiting then.So, since we're obviously going to be training with Ubo for Ascended Berserker practice, are we going to start rolling Zenkai for he gets around to beating us?
>>3416637>>3416636On the upside he’ll probably be less of a retard without the brain damage?
>>3416700What do you think are the chances that this one is gonna turn out with a personality more akin to gohan?
>>3416637Your Kakarot is(currently) not brain damaged.>>3416641It’s something fun. Been preparing these since before you all knew it was a Stand. As for Ascended Berserker, you still aren’t in control of it. It raged out of control until you passed out.>>3416700Yes.>>3416704Not THAT bad.
>>3416722More Chilli please
>>3416704Honestly I'd picture him being more like Raditz just not as clever but also not a coward.
>>3416793So Chaya's best friend?
>>3416809Yeah basically.>>3416722Didn't Bardock have a third kid at some point? How's he doing?
>>3416809That makes me wonder, does Raditz even have any friends? Other than Chaya. You aren't fooling anyone, big hair.
>>3416839reminder that raditz will be cucked by his crush's alpha chad brother
>>3416790I’ve gone through Broly and Chaya’s motivations, guess who’s next?>>3416793>>3416809Ha.>>3416815Pota’s younger than the twins.>>3416839>Raditz>friendsReally?>>3416889Ha.
>>3416305>Training results are also reduced by the number of copies active.Can we do things like learn new techniques and skills while we're split up though? Being able to learn four things at once would make it a lot easier to expand our technique repertoire, at the very least.
>>3416893>Really?Even assholes have friends.
>>3416899We already have so many that we don't use. And there's only a handful of really useful ones left to learn to my knowledge.
>>3416899You can try. But it’s not easy.>>3417024Some. Many just have underlinings.>>3417030>there's only a handful of really useful ones left to learn to my knowledge.If that’s what you think maybe you should watch Meloka practice her techniques sometime? She still has plenty of destructive moves you haven’t seen yet
>>3414750>Oracle Fish’s prediction comes true and Beerus blows up New Salda>Karn gets so mad he goes Berserk God
QM UPDATEGetting my materials ready for this week’s epilogue, who’s ready for Meloka’s training vs Meloka?
>>3418422Titus, fetch the chastity belt. Karn needs the extra protection.
>>3418422Is it time for us to see PUNISHED Meloka?
>>3418571Ha.>>3418716Not that. Remember, she also knows the Multiform technique. And what better way to find weaknesses in your own abilities than against yourself?
>>3418725Question GD. I know Meloka's very proud of being the first person in this timeline to discover SS3, but why hasn't she focused on Golden Oozaru and Primal?Speaking of how's Vegeta's efforts on training the big golden monkey?Also, assuming we get to like halfway through the Timeskip, are we going to get another vote on what to train in, or are we locked in our previous choices until the timeskip ends and the Ghost Army arrives?
>>3418771>Question GD. I know Meloka's very proud of being the first person in this timeline to discover SS3, but why hasn't she focused on Golden Oozaru and Primal?She’s been warned of how difficult it will be to both attain and control by both Future Chaya and Towa, so for now she is focusing on 3. >Speaking of how's Vegeta's efforts on training the big golden monkey?Not. He can only hold it for about a minute or so.>Also, assuming we get to like halfway through the Timeskip, are we going to get another vote on what to train in, or are we locked in our previous choices until the timeskip ends and the Ghost Army arrives?Training choices will come back up. Picking an option or several over previously picked ones will be possible, especially now that Ascended Berserker has been reached.
>>3418725I was always under the implication that if you multiform you still have only one mind controlling all the bodies. You're still an "I" and not a "we" if you catch my drift. Otherwise the coordination between the bodies wouldn't be literally perfect. That'd make training against yourself in such a way kind of useless for sussing out weakness, since you already know what you're going to do and how.But that's just headcanon for me dawg.
>>3418800Yes. But SEEING your techniques from the receiving end will allow you to identify the weaknesses and openings in it. Like Piccolo sparring against himself in the Time Chamber. It allows you to see your own weaknesses, and train to correct them. Like a boxer watching videos of their fights, except far more effective.
>>3418828Can we multiple an ascended beserker clone to try to help get it's energy under wrap?
>>3418889You may not have the necessary strength to reach certain transformations while your power is split, especially if you split into multiple bodies
>>3418907What does the Galactic Patrol think of Karn?
>>3420561>captain, you're gonna wanna take a look at this!>what is it, lychee?>an anomalous power reading, sir. approximately four point seven billion.>is king cold on the move?>no, sir. that's the thing. the signature belongs to karn.>...well then. lychee, put it a request to expand the new salda exclusion zone by another fifty lightyears, please.>...yes sir.
>>3420561>What does the Galactic Patrol think of Karn?#2 criminal(by Galactic Patrol standards) in the universe, as Freeza’s right-hand-man is second only to Freeza himself. All Patrollers are advised to avoid confrontation, suspect considered hostile and extremely dangerous.
>>3418907Testing testing, 1,2,3
>>3420774But Karn hasn't broken any laws. In Freeza's empire everything Karn does for Freeza is lawful. And everywhere is Freeza's empire, even if it doesn't know it yet.These Gal Pat chumps are sorely mistaken.
>>3420961I like this guy.Also GD, incase you didn't know, Thread isn't archived yet.
>>3420822Posting is still working.>>3420961Ha. That’s why I specified, the Galactic Patrol see the entire PTO as a criminal organization.>>3420971>Thread isn’t archived yetIt isn’t, pic related?
>>3420992Who cares what the GP thinks? They are a terrorist organization as well as a seditious entity in Freeza's empire. THEY are the criminals. That's it. I'm getting a warrant. It's time to lock those scumbags up.
>>3421004tfw you will never participate in a no knock raid on an entire planet.
>>3421014Hey, if you get frozen and thaw out in the future you might be able to get into the space force and get in on the action.
Does anyone have that “Karn Sings the Classics” pic?
>>3420992Okay I missed it somehow GD. My bad.
>>3421037In all actuality I'm done with this military shit as soon as my contract is up.
>>3421071But bro, space force.
>>3421004>>3421014Ha.>>3421054Yes>>3421060No problem. I’d rather it be double-checked that it posted.>>3421071Same thing my friend who just got back from Kuwait said.
Say GD to know when the PL pastebin will be updated? I'm sorry if it feels like I'm rushing you but I'm very curious about Ascended Berserker
>>3421229Working on it anon.>>3421234Welcome anon. I’ve tried to save every fan piece made
QM UPDATEWorking on the pastebin, and working on tweaking the stats for the Berserker transformation. Haven’t taken a hard look at those numbers for awhile, fixing them tonight.>>3421293Ha
>>3421293Why is that bird headbutting his hip?
so karn has reached ULTRA-GREENbut can he go INFRA-GREEN
So one major change I’ll be making for the powerlevel pastebin going forward is Berserk will no longer show a range as it had been. Mostly because, since both you and Broly are above the 50% mastery mark, you no longer lose control by raising your powerlevel too high.
>>3421551Ah so does that mean that, for Berserker, we automatically start at the full X250* mod, or do we still need time to raise our Power Level? Or is there a higher PL Multiplier cap now?*-I know that isn't final just using it as an example
>>3421551So what galactic organizations are big players? We know about the PTO, Dark Matter Pirates, The Covenant, Galactic Patrol and, The Hive. Is there anyone else?
>>3421551Tunnip is still at 800M instead of 80M at SSJ2 btw
>>3421580I’m still working on that.>>3423437Another pastebin I haven’t touched in awhile. Offhand the ones you know of in-character are the PTO, Dark Matter, Covenant, Galactic Patrol, Hive, Dreadzone, Blarg, Yautja, Ctarl-Ctarl, Tamaranean, Space Pirates, and a few others I haven’t revealed to you all yet.>>3423512Good catch
Neighbor’s cow passed in childbirth, there goes my night
>>3423863>it died so hard in childbirth that its legs and skin disappearedwhat the FUCK
>>3423874Haven't you ever seen a cow before? They look like that normally you ninny.
>>3423863Look at the bright side! It will be very tasty later! Seriously though I hope it's not too much trouble on you and you can get some rest before work tomorrow man.
>>3423863Look on the bright side, you get some free hamburgers. You better post the phat berg that is made of that cow in a few days.
So with that taken care of, I may or may not have the epilogue ready this week. Was hoping to get 2-4 posts typed out tonight, but that isn’t happening now. I’ll try my best tomorrow, and we’ll see what happens.
>>3424089Eh, we can go a week without one, if you need the rest man. It's fine.
>>3424089Maybe start the next thread out strong with two posts full of us whooping the kids' asses, instead of forcing yourself to write a whole epilogue in barely two nights
>>3424094Yeah I know I can, but I’m really excited about this one. But it’s better to take it slow to do this epilogue justice.>>3424840Now there’s an idea. Still haven’t started on that either, need to have it done by friday evening
>>3420992>Empires rising an falling all the time>But they kill people so their criminals....fucking what? How the hell do these idiots think wars are done, polite talks?
>>3425497They aren’t the brightest.
>>3425773......did the half assed Kai or his helper set those idiots up to do their job?
>>3425773Their leader is a squid thing. They aren't the "est" of anything positive.
They're probably just a loose collection of nobodies who think everbody should just hold hands and sing kumbuya. God forbid an actual conflict occurs in this nigh infinite universe.
>>3425802The Galactic Patrol were formed after King Cold’s last disappearance, one of many groups to spring up to try and control the chaos.>>3425807Ha.>>3425808Many of them are decent fighters, several times stronger than even canon Freeza Force soldiers. But they see themselves as a police force serving the Galactic King.
>>3425907>Hive running rampant till we accidentally their planet>Multiple "Recognized" Empires having wars across the stars>A trained mercenary corp hired out to other empires to finish wars is bad tho>Merc empire beat everyone in open combat and brought a peace to the system never before seenLet me guess, these cucklefucks would be okay with a series of deathmatches in Dreadzone before the rightful ruler of the universe does his job for them.>But they see themselves as a police force serving the Galactic King.A fucking what? Who is this useless pissant and where can we find him? Nobody steals our bros title and gets away with doing a shit of it.
>>3425948>forgetting the Galactic KingAnd don’t forget, the Galactic Patrol are only one of many, many empires that arose in the vacuum of King Cold’s last disappearance
>>3425980So GD, after we've destroyed the Ghost Army, what the chances that Freeza has us declare war on the Galactic Patrol on their territory?You know...for curiosity's sake.
>>3425980This>>3425987a pure case of curiosity, and not at all a question on how much we need to over power ourselves to put them in their place. Nope, weak ass tiny squid men don't deserve a good grill to nap on. Nope.
>>3425995I'm sure ol SquidLord over there is either stronger than he looks or cheats in some way.
>>3425980We are gonna kill him with a finger-flick when we meet him.
QM UPDATESo there won’t be an epilogue this week, but with the progress I made today following >>3424840’s bit of good advice the start of next thread is almost ready. Who’s ready for children’s drama?>>3425987>>3425995Probably not for some time. They aren’t exactly a threat.>>3426050Well, he did know of the Time Skip technique. Wonder what else he knows?>>3426051Potentially.
>>3426058Yes please, what kind of silly shit are they going to bring to the table, and do we need to go an shop for a shotgun to clean?
>>3426064If you’re shopping for a shotgun, shop smart, Shop S-Mart
>>3426073Are we getting a visit from the Duke himself?
>>3426079Someone I’ve mentioned many threads ago will visit New Salda soon, but it’s not you or your family he’ll be there to see.
>>3426058>Wonder what else he knows?The name of the King in Yellow? What was his name again? Hassan? Harold? Hank? I'm sure it's not important.
>>3426119Is General Zod coming to recruit Ubo?
>>3426119A Demon Hunter of sorts is coming for Raven?
>>3426696Good luck to that dumbass.
>>3426376Ha.>>3426493No, not quite.>>3426696If one did, they’d have to be either insanely powerful or suicidally stupud.
>>3426696>A Demon Hunter of sorts is coming for Raven?Stop toying with me like this anon. I think about what will never be too much as it is.
Less than 24 hours until Saiyan Conqueror Quest 84 begins!>>3426832You have no idea what all else will happen, or who you will face in the future
>>3427091can we get a belated April's Fools episode? last year's was stellar
>>3427127Don’t think it’ll happen, as far behind on writing as I am. Last night I just finished the “Last time on-“ posts for tomorrow’s thread, and only have 1 finished post for what was supposed to be this week’s epilogue.
>>3427091I can assume DMC will never happen seeing as you haven't played those games (or at least I don't think you have given your usual responses to Vidya references we make.)Trying to convince me otherwise is foolishness GD. Foolishness.
One day someone should make a Virgin BOI and Chad Karn. I know we already have one where the Arbiter is the Virgin but the BOI is more fitting because he’s a recurring enemy and we’ve dealt with him longer
>>3427351Not that I disagree with that image, but holy fuck it's bad to look at. There's a reason it's a two character format meme. I'll see what I can do about making a BOI version
>>3427351Now I want an epilogue about this>Pudding gives THE BOY her computer so he can relax a little and not think about Lssj2 Karn murdering everyone.>He opens Towanet and The chad Karn vs virgin Trunks appears in most searched, right next to a HD compilation of all the times he has been Karned and a biography:Trunks: From zero to zero.
>>3427555There goes my sides
>>3427337We’ll see. I’d originally never planned on having JoJo here either, who knows where we’ll go?>>3427351Now there’s an idea>>3427498Very true. Too many fucking words.>spoilerGreatly appreciated>>3427555Ha.
>>3427337Personally, I’m waiting for GD to throw some Yu Yu Hakusho into this quest.
>>3427337>No DMC>No Metroidwhy even live
>>3427957>ToguroIt’s a really good thing(for you) other matters were occupying most inhabitants of the Demon Realm when you followed Babidi there.>>3428202For the hope they will be. One day
>>3428202reminder if we ever fight ridley to not let our emotions get the better of us. the dude earned the tile 'cunning ogd of death' for a reason.
>>3428279The toguro brothers are only B-class demons. Trigon would have been an A-class I'm pretty sure.>>3428304Reminder that if we ever fight the zebesians we need to make sure we destroy everything so quickly that they can't collect dna samples nor send the data from the samples off to another facility, otherwise we'll end up with super-pirates.
>>3428311>A-classWhoops, I meant to say that trigon would have been S-class. What a fuckin goof, son
>>3428319No Trigon is A tier at best. Because how could he compete with Etrigan?
>>3428500In SQC canon he (was) the second-strongest demon in our native universe/timeline that isn't a demon god.
>>3428520>thinking you can compete with a rhyming badassIt doesn't matter. Trigon is A tier. And who says Etrigan is from our native timeline? He has a spell that lets him travel through time so long as it isn't through his own timeline. And Etrigan himself would blow Trigon out of the water if he was here so he clearly isn't here.Besides, our universe is weak as hell compared to others. Damn U7 why you so weak despite everyone being ripped as fuck?
>>3428548You do know there can be multiple individuals in S-tier, right?And that S-tier itself has a minimum limit (planetbusting at the very least) but not a maximum?
>>3428557Why are you insinuating I implied something I did not? Trigon isn't S tier. He never was and never will be. Etrigan is minimum S tier. If you want to say S tier is merely planet busting then Cui is S tier. No sir. There is more than just power to account for.
>>3428589Oh, so you're just retarded, then.I'm using the actual tiers for demons listed in yuyu hakusho. Our Trigon is S-Tier by those standards, and considering how he's the second strongest non-godly demon in this quest, he'd probably remain S-Tier.I don't know why you insist on jerking off so hard to Etrigan anyways. Fanboy autism, I guess.
>>3428618>"I'm using this">nowhere specifies he is using this>claims someone else is retardedNaturally. Not really, as Etrigan's feats are just straight up greater than Trigon's. So based on evidence Etrigan > Trigon. YYH is shit anyway.
>>3428664Get the fuck off my board you reddit-spacing, DC-shilling, excess-chromosomed, unrepentantly imbecilic clown. If you can't even comprehend someone using the YYH demon ranking system in a conversation that involved YYH at the start, then you shouldn't be here. You should be on the short bus with your tard wrangler.
>>3428687Come on man, I doubt anybody would know that ranking system exists unless they were somewhat into the show.
>>3428687>using an absolutely ubiquitous ranking system and getting this mad when someone doesn't assume which version you mean>assuming people will infer your meaning regardless>redditMy friend I think that is enough for today. Btw Trigon is DC as well so it isn't shilling if you're comparing two characters from the same publisher. If you would have said Etrigan shilling you may have had a better point but I wasn't doing that either. Basically I think you just need to calm down so we can continue to inform eachother how wrong the other is.
>>3428664>YYH is shit anyway.Only for the same reasons DBZ is shit and I say that as a fan of both.
>>3428704Stop being cancer and I'll stop calling you cancer. I wouldn't call you reddit if you didn't post exactly like every other god damned pea-brained redditor infesting both their native website and the poor son of a bitch that we're on.
>>3428714The same reasons? YYH doesn't have Goten in it.That's fair. Nothing seems as good as it was when you look back at it objectively without nostalgia goggles.
>>3428724They both fall apart during the last 3rd is what I'm getting at.Granted, they do that for different reasons, but it happens all the same.
>>3428722Frankly it doesn't matter what you think about it. It doesn't make it true. The fact that you are so upset about it just makes you look immature.How I type is how is irrelevant to this conversation since we aren't discussing the origins of one another we are discussing the relative rankings of two characters.If you want to move the goalposts because you're wrong that's your prerogative.>>3428729I'd argue DBZ started to unravel about halfway through it. Seems like it's just the fate of any long-running series to turn southwards towards the end.
>>3428735>I'd argue DBZ started to unravel about halfway through it.You're right, but I say that by the end of the Cell Saga they managed to cobble together a great arc.It's really only by the Buu Saga that everything just falls apart in it's entirety.
Honestly, I have to say its sad that this thread has seen more players talking to each other, about YuYuHakusho power rankings and autism, then we did for any part of the questing votes. We didn't even make any reaction posts about reaching Ascended Berserker for fucks sake. Kinda feel like we killed any Hype GD was trying to build there.
>>3428741Cell Saga was weird. It started out pretty great and turned to trash but then it got hype again.
>>3428749I'll just chalk that up to it being kind of a slow day in tandem with a lot of players showing up late due to the last thread dying before the current one.Those off weeks are fucking killer on the quest's momentum sometimes.
>>3428749This whole week seems to have been relatively sedate as far as I can tell. Even in other quests. I think the moment we use AB in a real fight it'll kick up pretty hard to make up for it though.
>>3428735Stop fellating yourself and trying to desperately pretend like you're """winning""" this argument. You're an idiot, you got called an idiot. At this point, you're just being defensive over the fact that you were called out on not understanding the most basic shit. You went into a conversation about something you didn't know shit about and expected something other than being called a dumbass.
>>3428752I think it turns to trash as soon as the following sequence of events occurs>Frieza survives somehow>comes to Earth>New guy shows up>Said new guy is the time traveling, sword wielding, tragic backstory having, son of two main characters>He also gets Super Saiyan for free>The transformation that got hyped up for an entire arc is just gets handed out like candy, thus devaluing it from a narrative perspective>New guy then proceeds to blow out the antagonist who put Goku through the ringer like it was nothingGranted it got a lot better from there, but still. You can feel Toriyama pulling that part out of his ass.
>>3428771It got a lot better once cell showed up to be a creepy son of a bitch, in my opinion. Android arc was pretty subpar.
>>3428773Thank God for good editors amirite?
>>3428780Perfect cell was, unironically, perfect. Imperfect was a close second. Semi-perfect can go fuck himself, though. Why the fuck would anyone make that the design of a villain? Was Toriyama suffering from brain damage? Is that why he can't remember half his own characters or their techniques?
>>3428788I think Semi-Perfect Cell's design is fitting given that he was quite literally a half-baked antagonist at that point.
>>3428762Obviously you've never heard the term "You flash you lose". I never denied I didn't know what you were talking about. I only pointed out how you were getting heated over the fact someone wasn't on the same page as you. If I was being defensive I would have called you a jackass for whatever reason. Or otherwise levied personal attacks against you.And still you imply things I have not suggested. You seem very desperate to feel like you're superior in some way. I don't know why you need the validation.>>3428771Trunks was a mistake. But Imperfect Cell gave the whole arc a 180. And then he got semi-perfect and kind of tanked it. And then Perfect Cell flips it again. It's a rollercoaster.
>mention YYH hoping it would provoke friendly discussion >just leads to power level autism and shitflingingI’m sorry bros, I didn’t think this would happen.
>>3428814Seriously, just stop trying to turn it around. You're pulling out terms that I can only assume come from the gay magician crowd, according to google. Just accept that I think you're a dumbass and always will, and move on.
>>3428831Nobody ever does.I'm a fellow YYH bro, and i hope to see it too. I'd also love to see HxH.>>3428833Can you two stop sperging? Please?
>>3428831People will start shit over nothing. You can't prepare for that.Besides it started out as friendly discussion.>>3428833I haven't been trying to turn it around. I've been replying to you and addressing the concerns you've voiced.>gay magiciansWhat a repetitive statement.You can think what you like. That doesn't make it true.
>>3428836HxH is already in here though. What parts specifically would you like to see? Netero is always welcome imo.
>>3428846>HxH is already in thoughI mean, if you count mostly just the zoldycks and a repurposed biscuit.The ants, of course. Karn vs. the royal guard, then karn vs. meruem would be great. then meruem turning out to be a bro as well after getting humbledNetero would of course be added to karn's totally hetero bro harem, being the total bro that he is. So many good characters in togashi's works.
>>3428869I mean....the ants just seem like a better stronger Hive desu.
I just realized that Cell is probably teaching Maza a ton of good moves right now.I wonder if he made any Cell Jr's to keep Maza company.
>>3428869Gotta be careful with the ants. You know someone would suggest seducing the queen. But man could you imagine Meruem if he was born with a bunch of Saiyan genes in him instead of human? Especially now the the Saiyans are pound for pound vastly stronger than they used to be? Or mixing in some of the other aliens out there? >>3428874Ants'd be better if you ask me. The Hive has pretty much no unique characters to it. And even fewer that have any real intelligence and personality. The ants are a little better off in that regard. Though you have a point, they would be functionally similar.
>>3428874The ants are kind of like the hive, but with a good splash of personality. They're also like the flood, if the flood limited itself to a single world. Makes them a good target for a planet cleansing.They're not just annoying samey bastards though, they're strong individuals with their own characters. They can be spoken to and interacted with, and in that way they are infinitely better than the hive.
>>3428836I firmly believe that anyone who acts retarded should be called out on it. It's a swift way to rectify it, if they're at all redeemable. Shame and embarrassment is a strong motivator. It only fails when they adamantly refuse to accept their own dipshittery and reflect on where they may have gone wrong.Is it unpleasant to look at? Sure. Is it a moodkiller for a lot of people? Probably. Is it unfitting for a thread about space monkeys punching increasingly stronger things on a korean tapdancing board? Yeah. But this is how important I think it is to tell people when they're being dumb.It's like how sometimes the jester's role was to keep a king humble and to point out their flaws so that they could be corrected, but in a harsher way and with a lot more swear words. And only the occasional joke instead of constant jokes.
>>3428885Nobody cares what you're arguing about or why.
>>3428892That sure is a long way of saying tl;dr
I leave for six hours to play some dnd with my friends, and then this happens.
>>3428943Post your character sheet
>>3428943You nignog, did you think you could get away with saying that without mentioning which edition? Any homebrew? Custom campaign or module? What's the party composition?Have you tried any other systems yet?
>>3428943Well shit you can't just leave the story there. Give us the deets nigga.
>>3428943Was it a oneshot? i know you ain't got time for regular sessions.
>>3428943Post charsheet or be flung into the far future, so far where nothing is law
>>3429021so the end of time you say?Karn V Lavos when
>>34289555e, custom campaign.>party compMonk(me), druid, 3 rogues, paladin, manwolf?(not sure what his class is, he rarely DOES anything).>spoilersFirst system I’ve gotten my friends to play.>>3428952>>3429021Char sheets are left with dm to avoid players fudging numbers. But I’m a way of the four elements monk, and Fangs of the Fire Snake is great for attacks of opportunity and toasting warriors in plate armor.>>3428975Not much happened. Sweeping Cinder Strike(Burning Hands)’d a poisonous gas-spewing lizard as he tried to spray, it went much like the Hindenburg.>>3428979Actually do, but with everyone’s schedules we usually only get 2-3 hour sessions on friday nights.
>>3429125>3 rogues>7 players total>manwolf>DM can't trust the players not to cheatdear god
>>3429125>playing a monkIs his Strength modifier more or less than yours irl? Rhetorical question, we know your monk can't lift a cow one-handed. Which do you prefer, Str or Dex as a monk? My experience tends to be people picking dex if they absolutely have to chose. You aren't a half-orc, are you?
>>3429193Well in all fairness, I’m the only one at the table who has ever played before, including our dm. This is their first game. And since all but one player is an adult, schedules are a bitch and at least one person is missing weekly>>3429205>half orcNo, I went full human. And purposefully building a character that won’t go too crazy, why I avoided wizard, cleric, and druid myself. I don’t want to burn out our DM and again become a forever-dm.
>>3429247>He didn't go bugbear monk for slapping someone in the face with natural reach>He didn't go grung monk for poison slaps and balls-to-the-walls insane movement optionsWell, at least you chose the most acceptable PHB race. Humans are fuckin beastly. It helps that nobody ever looks at them like freaks, really.
>>3429247Are you secretly playing Tienshinhan, the strongest human? Hey man, good for you for at least having a group. All things considered it seems like a pain yet you're all keeping it together. Nice.
>>3429247I think if i ever played D&D, i'd first want to play as a tiny little fairy, regardless of any limitations.That just sounds fun as fuck.
>>3429294You'd be kinda useless to the party on top of being incredibly squishy I feel.
>>3429486Just play a magic class.
>>3429486Could potentially get a good AC. Size modifier and high dex could work. But if they don't have evasion they'd get annihilated by the first guy to come along with a fireball. It would probably be incredibly restricting in terms of viable classes but I'm sure someone could make it work.
>>3429267As I said, limiting myself for the group of new players.>>3429280Not even close. And trying to.>>3429294Go Bard. Or for maximum hilarity go Barbarian.
>>3429029We could probably just stare at Lavos and kill him desu.He doesn't seem all that durable (unless the Chrono Trigger team's elemental magic is just ungodly strong for some reason).Matter of fact, I can see the Chrono and his allies putting up a better fight than Lavos of it's Karn they're fighting.
>>3429592Do you watch any DnD streams GD?
>>3429642Used to watch the tfs one, quit around the guild. No time
>>3429486useless in rough combat maybe, outside of a little spellcasting here and there. could still get creative though, rely on being small enough to go unnoticed and fuck the enemy over at critical moments.imagine all the shenanigans a trickster fairy could get up to outside of combat, though. that's what i'm really interesting in. Simply being small and able to fly has so much potential.
New thread >>3429736