Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who kindly took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of HOLD THE FUCK UPIT’S NON-CANON TIME
Your name is>Silvers Harry, proudly named after your father Silvers Rayleigh, the wanted criminal (and alcoholic, which is way more of a pain).>Flashman Harry, the name you’ve taken to keep your heritage secret.>Other?Being the son of the Pirate King’s right hand affords you a great many advantages that regular people couldn’t dream of. Lessons in swordsmanship that dojos could only drool over. A grasp of Haki that would make a Rear Admiral proud. An alcohol tolerance that only Red-Haired Shanks could hope to match.But alas, it comes with a downside more than dark and terrible enough to offset these gains.Surely Silvers Rayleigh would have the highest bounty in the world if the Government only knew how mind-shatteringly terrible his dad jokes were.Still, the day has come that you can break free of this terrible torture. The day that your father had finally agreed you’re old enough to brave this world by yourself (or at least without your dad coming in to save your ass from whatever trouble you’ve somehow got into. Again.).You’ve finally turned>17 (two years pre-canon)>19 (canon-ish time)>15. ... Okay, you’re too young, but you can’t take the dad jokes any more! And if running away from home won’t stop them, what will?!(THE BEGINNING OF AN ADVENTURE INTO... THE MARINES? PIRACY? A GIANT TIMESKIP? We shall see, probably. Maybe.)
>>3426869>19 (canon-ish time)
>>3426866>19I want to join the Strawhats ideally.
>>3426869>>Silvers Harry, proudly named after your father Silvers Rayleigh, the wanted criminal (and alcoholic, which is way more of a pain).>>19 (canon-ish time)
>>3426869>>3426880Oops Forgot>Silvers Harry, proudly named after your father Silvers Rayleigh, the wanted criminal (and alcoholic, which is way more of a pain).
>>3426869>Silvers Harry, proudly named after your father Silvers Rayleigh, the wanted criminal (and alcoholic, which is way more of a pain)>But we actually don't know who our dad is since we got left on a boat because he forgot he was carrying us
>>3426869>>3426887Also voting for>17 (two years pre-canon)Because I wanna vigorously fist the Ace Abs and he's still weak here
>>3426887>be Silvers Rayleigh>master of Observation Haki>accidentally abandon your child one day>hmm feels like i’ve forgotten something>eh, probably nothing>go to see shakky one day>she asks why you never bring your kid around any more>suddenly remember you have a child>last saw him years ago, can’t recall where>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck DENY EVERYTHINGSo THAT’S where Flashy gets it from!>>3426892I first read that as wanting to ‘fist Firefist Ace’, and got a little confused and disturbed.
>>3426869>Silvers Harry, proudly named after your father Silvers Rayleigh, the wanted criminal (and alcoholic, which is way more of a pain).>>15. ... Okay, you’re too young, but you can’t take the dad jokes any more! And if running away from home won’t stop them, what will?!
>>3426869>Flashman Harry>19 (canon-ish time)Because it would be a REAL big bother getting lectured by dad about discretion, or whatever, again.
>>3426893It was all the Garp shots to the head yessiree
So I read the lastest chapter and metal-cutting/sword-slashes are apparently Armament.So, uh, Klaus DOES know some Armament, I guess. Oops. Well, not like it affects this thread, anyway!CALLING FOR>Silvers Harry>19 years old
>Silvers Harry>19 years oldYeah, that’s right... nineteen years old. You TRIED to leave at seventeen, but apparently ‘something something you’ll be hunted down by Admirals’ and ‘blah blah do you really have to keep announcing your name’, or whatever.Anyway, the point is that even your dad’s agreed you can sort of handle yourself (by which he means you could beat the ever-loving shit out of a Commodore without much trouble), and now you need real combat experience.“Try to get a good first bounty,” he says, hugging you tight as you try to squirm out of his grip. “If it isn’t at least a hundred million, I’m disowning you.”You roll your eyes and try not to be embarrassed by the very public goodbye at the docks. “Ugh, seriously, stop worrying. I’m gonna be fine.”“... Hi Gonnabefine, I’m-“NOOOOOOOOOOYou finally manage to shove free (you won’t admit he let you), grabbing your bag and hurtling towards your transport. “I’M GOING NOW, DON’T GET ARRESTED, BYEEEEEEEE~”You ignore his laughter as you leave, face burning. Silvers Rayleigh is the Absolute Worst!... But you bet he’d be worse still if he knew you were planning on>joining the Marines.>joining the Whitebeard pirates.>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.>Other?
>>3426933>>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>3426933>joining the Whitebeard pirates. (1)>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom. (2)Let's roll to see what's what.
>>3426933>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.Become Strawhat.
>>3426933>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.
>>3426933>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.>But we run into Garp and>joining the Marines.
>>3426933>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.Sure, why not. Since we decided to go with "proudly" revealing our name I don't quite want to choose WB or Marines.
>>3426933>>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.I'm trying to think of ways to get a hundred million right out the gate and the only one I can think of is attacking a fuckton of high-ranked ships (which I doubt even we could handle) or attacking Mariejois like Fisher Tiger and getting outta there real quick.Or I guess if they see "Silvers" in our name and assume the worst...
>>3426949People are super dumb, they see Monkey D Luffy and think nothing of it.
>>3426949>We should steal Garp and/or Shank's ship
>East is easyEast Blue! Weakest of the seas, sure, but actually entering the Grand one rather than starting at Sabondy sounds pretty cool, right? Plus, you’ve always thought going over Reverse Mountain would be fun...Which first means getting to East Blue, which means going through the Calm Belt. From Sabondy to East Blue is a month long voyage, so you’ve bought passage on a cargo ship heading to>the Goa kingdom.>Loguetown.>Other?>>3426949He’s kidding. You think.>>3426953To be fair, I’m pretty sure he’s known to most people as just Garp, or ‘Garp the Hero’. Hiding your surname to protect your family when you’re a big-shot Marine sounds like a pretty normal thing to do.
>>3426949Also why would we burn bridges with Shanks?He'd probably like us by default, what with being Rayleigh's son and all.Hell he's probably met us before.Starting with a 100mil bounty will be hard anyway.Maybe we should wear a mask...?
>>3426957>Loguetown.Time to punch Smoboss in the face....Wait a sec CAN WE FINALLY LEWD TASHIGI
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>3426957>the Goa kingdom. (1)>Loguetown. (2)and again~
>>3426957>>Loguetown.>>A pretty famous restaurant called the Baratie.
>>3426957>the Goa kingdom.
>>3426957>>Loguetown.Gotta pay final respects to our old man's best bud and all that. I don't think we actually know where his grave is, right?>>3426964Excellent observation.
>>3426957>Conomi IslandsBecause the Straw Hats would probably eventually come here and we can defeat Arlong along the way to them.
>>3426961>Move over Sogeking we are nao Bu(ki)King
>>3426957Cozia
>>3426957>LoguetownTime to bully Smoboss.
>>3426964LEWDING TASHIGI IS STILL FORBIDDENIf you try to lewd her, I won’t give you that special gift, dammit! Forbidden! Utterly forbidden!
>>3426977DEUS VULTTHE DICE WILLS TO LEWD THE TASHIGI
>>3426964
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>3426977>>3426979Well that was embarrassing
Rolled 49 (1d100)Can Silvers Harry lewd Tashigi, Dice?
>>3426985Naruhodo. So we can only lewd Tashigi after the timeskip
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>3426989Dice confirm?
>>3426994Dice confirmed! YUS
>>3426957>>3426969This.>>3426964>>3426968>>3426979>>3426985>>3426988>>3426989>>3426994>>3426996>thinking Tashigi would do lewd things with a filthy pirate
>>3426979F O R B I D D E N>>3426994S T I L L F O R B I D D E N>i remember the days when we fought over whether it was spelled Loguetown or Roguetown... ah, my youth...The city of the beginning and the end. It seems only right that you check out the place where your sort-of-honorary-uncle died, right? And sure, they’ve got some Captain who’s apparently doing a really good job of cleaning up the pirates, but you might even find a crew there!Besides, you won’t have a bounty by the time you get there, so you can keep things on the down-low, all sneaky-like. No-one will recognize you or your>cutlass.>katana.>giant fuck-off broadsword.>collection of far too much weaponry which makes your father sigh and shake his head.>Other?AND>Progress through the Calm Belt safely...>OH SHIT IT’S WHITEBEARD PIRATES
>>3426969Switching from >>3426973For this
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3427003>HalberdAND>Progress through the Calm Belt safely... (1)>OH SHIT IT'S WHITEBEARD PIRATES (2)spin the wheel~
>>3427003>cutlass.>katana.>OH SHIT IT’S WHITEBEARD PIRATES
>>3427003>>giant fuck-off broadsword.>>3427003>>Progress through the Calm Belt safely...>>OH SHIT GARP
>>3427003>collection of far too much weaponry which makes your father sigh and shake his head.>Progress through the Calm Belt safely...
>>3427003>giant fuck-off broadsword.>OH SHIT IT’S WHITEBEARD PIRATESEven in an alternate timeline, with an entirely different name, Flashman can't walk two steps without getting caught up in some good old bullshit.
>>3427003>LMAO Two SpearsJust to be different So we can lewd the twin weapon daughterus>OH SHIT IT’S WHITEBEARD PIRATES
>>3427003>>collection of far too much weaponry which makes your father sigh and shake his head.>OH SHIT IT’S WHITEBEARD PIRATES
>>3427003>collection of far too much weaponry which makes your father sigh and shake his head.>Progress through the Calm Belt safely...-OH SHIT IT’S WHITEBEARD PIRATES-_- bruh...
>>3427003>>3427014Changing to >OH SHIT IT'S DRAGON
>>3427003>>giant fuck-off broadsword.>>Other?SEASTONE BOOTS>>Progress through the Calm Belt safely...
Can we just have every weapon suggested if collection wins?
>>3427003>>3427017Actually, I'll switch to >collection of far too much weaponry which makes your father sigh and shake his head.because Flashman being innately a weapons freak regardless of parentage is truly amazing.
>>3427025THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! IT'S BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU!TAKE ALL MY LUCK, CANDY AND SHENANIGANS! SEASTOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE FIIIIIINNNNNGGGGEEEEERRRRRRR
>>3427058>>It’s the second division, led by a set of abs with a man attached to them!>>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.
Calling for>giant collection of weaponry including a giant fuck-off broadsword and pretty much anything else you decide you have. Plus seastone-capped boots.>WHITEU BEARDU PIRATU(Oh shit son, looks like the cargo ship is going to come under attack by CRIMINAL SCU- oh, wait, that includes you. Oh well. So, uh...)>It’s the first division attacking, led by Commander Birdy!>It’s the second division, led by a set of abs with a man attached to them!>It’s the fourth division, led by a pompadour who’ll end up dead in a month or so!>Other?AND>The Whitebeards know you exist.>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.>Other?
>>3427058>It's the fourth division, led by a pompadour who'll end up dead in a month or so!Hey, don't be rude to Thatch, he's a good guy. >The Whitebeards know you exist and...
>>3426893Oh, she's not the mother?QM you do know Shakky is 62 right now to Rayleigh's 76 and is also his actual wife?
>>3427058>>It’s the fourth division, led by a pompadour who’ll end up dead in a month or so!>>The Whitebeards know you exist and...
>>3427064>It’s the fourth division, led by a pompadour who’ll end up dead in a month or so!
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3427064>It’s the first division attacking, led by Commander Birdy!Hm. Can't decide if they know about us or not, I'll leave it to the dice!>The Whitebeards know you exist (1)>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.(2)
>>3427064>It’s the second division, led by a set of abs with a man attached to them!>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.It's not just for Ace. I wanna kick Blackbeard in the nuts. Also, I love the idea of Rayleigh getting a newspaper and the first piece of news he gets of us is the front page:>SON OF SILVERS RAYLEIGH STARTS WAR WITH WHITEBEARD PIRATES
>>3427064>It’s the second division, led by a set of abs with a man attached to them!>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.
>>3427077I uhDeleted the one responding to the deleted post.
>>3427064>It’s the fourth division, led by a pompadour who’ll end up dead in a month or so!>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.I kinda wanna replace Zoro as the Strawhat first mate. Just to be like dad
>>3427078It’s cool, I always count the ones before when I repost things.>>3427067This is a non-canon thread in which Harry’s mother is totally ignored, and we don’t know when Silvers and Shakky got together anyway. Maybe she raised him as well. Beats me.Besides which, that particular comment was a joke. Don’t take it seriously. Don’t ever take anything I write seriously.Ever. EVER.>>3427074Poor Ray-san wouldn’t know whether to laugh or cry.Calling for THATCH (who I love, my poor, murdered, ickle pirate) and SUPER-SECRET SON.
>>3427064>>It’s the fourth division, led by a pompadour who’ll end up dead in a month or so!>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.
>>3427089>Besides which, that particular comment was a joke. Don’t take it seriously. Don’t ever take anything I write seriously.>LEWDING TASHIGI IS STILL FORBIDDEN>If you try to lewd her, I won’t give you that special gift, dammit! Forbidden! Utterly forbidden!SO THAT NO MEANS YESTashigi's back on the menu bois!
>>3427096So I have to make her stab you and cut your dick off? Gotcha.
>>3427096>Besides which, that particular comment was a joke. Don’t take it seriously. Don’t ever take anything I write seriouslyIt's too late QM.You have no more power here FUHAHAHA
>>3427064>It’s the fourth division, led by a pompadour who’ll end up dead in a month or so!>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.I kinda of want to finally feast our eyes on the a b s but beating up you're future captain's brother is not a good thing.
>Thatchy-boy>SUPA-SEKRITThe Calm Belt is Calm only in regards to the weather. There’s Seakings aplenty, and as your cargo ship has apparently decided to go it alone rather than travelling as part of a convoy, that means no-one else to take care of the ravenous beasties.Fortunately, you’re a certified badass.Literally. After you got a handle on Armament, Shakky made you a certificate saying you’re a badass, and stuck it to your forehead during the night. It took you an entire day to get it off.You’re just finishing lopping the head off some idiot over-grown squid-thing that’s trying to eat the ship, when another cry comes from the crow’s next. Not ‘seakings’, but ‘Pirates!’, and a moment later ‘They’re Whitebeards! Coming right at us!’.... Aw, crap.Wiping the seaking blood off your blade while the crew rush to haul sail and escape, you watch Sam the approaching ship gets closer and closer.It’s not the Moby Dick, just a regular one, but you suspect a Whitebeard ship is still gonna be a looooot faster than a bunch of merchants hauling linens, china and spices.This... could be a problem.“Hey, mercenary!” The Captain’s call alerts you to his panicked face. Since displaying your seaking-stabbing abilities (but lack of bounty) the crew’s been assuming you’re a mercenary, and you naven’t seen reason to disabuse them. “You’ll help defend the ship if they catch up to us, right?”>Haha, noooooo, just give them what they want.>Sure... if you pay me.>Sounds like a good way to test myself.>... Sorry, I’m a defenceless passenger. Help. Help.>Other?
>>3427130>Sure... if you pay me.>Sounds like a good way to test myself.Whitebeards have LOOT
>>3427130>Sure... if you pay me.Are we challenging our inner Zoro or
>>3427130>>Sounds like a good way to test myself.>>Do you even have anything super valuable on the ship?
>>3427130>Sure... if you pay me.>Sounds like a good way to test myself.Get paid AND get to see how good we actually are? Hell yeah.
>>3427137You’ve been raised by a man who obtains drinking money by selling himself into slavery. I’d say you’re doing pretty well!Calling!
>>3427130>>Sure... if you pay me.I accept payment in money or candy.
>pay me you bitch“Sure! .... If you pay me.” You smile brightly at him, giving your broadsword a happy spin. “Sounds like a good way to test myself, too!”“R-right...” The Captain’s eyes flicker to the approaching ship, still closing in. You can see a ‘4’ beneath the Whitebeard Jolly Roger... 4th Division, then. If the Commander’s aboard, Well, you maaaay be screwed - you’re pretty sure they’re at all least Rear-Admiral level - but you never know. “How about... five million beli?”>Deal!>Fifty million, or I hide belowdecks and don’t raise a hand against them.>Instead of money, how about... (what?)>Other?
>>3427159>>Instead of money, how about...>Whatever is important enough for the Whitebeards to attack this shipor>Twenty Million Beri
>>3427159>Instead of money how about all the candy on board
>>3427166Still going for that Charlottemomma, huh...
>>3427159>Deal!Eh.
>>3427173Tbf Rayleigh is a sexy old manalso>Instead of money, how about...>Your Hat and everything below deck I can carry>Flash has a ridiculous carrying capacity but he don't need to know that
>>3427159>Deal!
>>3427159>Deal!Growing up with dear old dad, our financial skills are measured only in terms of how much booze we can buy. And 5 million sounds like a lotta booze.
>>3427183/Excuse you/ Mama Shakti taught Harry better than that!
>>3427180>sexy rayleighAccurate.>we have an accord, yaaaaaar“Deal!” Should you haggle? Eh, whatever. You’ve made your passage back and then some, so no biggee.The Whitebeards aren’t too far now - you can even see their faces, lining the decks as they prepare to board. Most of them, you’re sure, will be ready and able to jump across rather than wait for the ships to meet, and cannons are already being fired.>Use what weapon/s?AND>Wait aboard and fight!>Jump across to the enemy ship and fight!(Heading home, will still be around but no update until I get back.)
>>3427197>The giant fuck off sword>Use the giant ass sword to pole vault to the other ship
>>3427197>Jump across to the enemy ship and fight!ALL OF THE WEAPONS. We're not a scrub like OG Flashman, we were trained by Rayleigh, damnit! If we actually can't, then I'll go for>giant fuck-off broad sword>>3427186Nah, it's actually because of her, too... we never realized whenever she was fucking around.
>>3427197>Jump across to the enemy ship and fight!>Giant fuck off sword
By the way, if you guys want GFO broadsword to have a name, feel free to decide on one.
>>3427221GutsBecause it takes guts to lift it! >Also because we're gonna get off the fucking boat
>>3427221Griffith.
>>3427223>>3427232... Wanna dual-wield two GFO broadswords called Guts and Griffith?
>>3427221Fuck, I'm bad with names.uuuuh>Broady the Broadsword
>>3427236That sounds rad. Let's do it.
>>3427236Only if they combine and we name the result Casca
>>3427236Absolutely
>>3427236Yes>>3427249Obviously their combined name should be Eclipse
>>3427236I feel that an in-character explanation for the name would be that Harry was trying to say Grit or Glory, bit his tongue, and that's why we have Griffith instead because that was totally the name he was going for yes
All right, back.Welcome to me fucking about with the combat system more as I use a non-canon thread to experiment with different rolls! Much like with the rest of it, we're going fast and loose (like Rayleigh).
>Guts and Griffith>HELLOYou can't help but grin.Around you, the civilian crew does their best, but you can see the fear on their actions, even if your Haki wasn't telling you the same. The Whitebeard pirates, though - they look and feel like cheerfulness and a low level of excitement. Not a hint of anxiousness. Hell, some even feel bored!It's time to put a stop to that.Grin still widening, you crouch down slightly, before kicking off, picking up speed towards the railings, flinging yourself up and forwards, swords angling towards your targets.Yeah, they're a pain to carry around sometimes, each of them half again your size and all, but they sure do make for a dramatic entry onto the surprised Whitebeards. >Aim to kill!>Aim to knock them out of the fight!>Aim to make a nonviolent but dramatic landing like a badass!>Other?
>>3427544>>Aim to make a nonviolent but dramatic landing like a badass!Flashy by name, flashy by nature
>>3427544>>Aim to make a nonviolent but dramatic landing like a badass!There's no way we don't know the single most important part of piracyPRESENTATION
>>3427544>Aim to sink their ship in one move
>>3427549Silvers by name, Silvers by nature. >>3427544>Aim to knock them out of the fight!
>>3427544>>Aim to make a nonviolent but dramatic landing like a badass!Always gotta make a good first impression and if we knock them out or kill them, we won't get to see their reactions!
>>3427544>Aim to make a nonviolent but dramatic landing like a badass!
>>3427561Reactions; the greatest of loot.>still flashy at heartYou COULD slam your adorable blades down into the Whitebeards - they're all GOOD, sure, but you could probably chop off a couple of limbs.However, there's something far more important than removing your enemy from a fight - presentation! Style! Flashiness!This is your first real fight against serious opponents, rather than idiot muggers or that one Yakuza gang you accidentally pissed off, and you're damn well gonna look like a badass for it!You set your sights on an empty section of deck, further from the railings than he Whitebeards, ignoring their cries of, "Enemy comin' at us!" They don't feel worried yet, just interested.Let's see how long that lasts.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for badasseryOnce a day combat crit is allowed, and I'll consider this roll combat, but let's see if Harry has the same luck as Flashy...
>>3427544>>Aim to make a nonviolent but dramatic landing like a badass!
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>3427577
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3427577
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3427577Look at how cool we are
>>3427585We cause the women crew members to swoon.
>>3427585Nice......
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>3427585Rolling to confirm the swooning
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3427592You suck
>69, not bad, i guess, but nothing amazingYou slam down, crouching onto the deck with a solid crunch of the planking under your boots. Yeah, that's gonna leave some cracks. Especially when your blades drive down into floor either side of you, sending small explosions of splinters in their wake.Then you stand up, hefting the swords from their self-made holes, still grinning widely as you see most of the pirates at least spare a look in your direction, others turning to face you entirely.Looks like most of them think just a few of their buddies can deal with you.>Where's your boss?>Hi! Can I suggest you go attack another ship?>I challenge all of you!>Whitebeard's a bitch!>(... screw this. Run off into their ship and see what cool stuff they have belowdecks.)>Other?
>>3427615>I challenge all of you!
>>3427615>>I challenge all of you!>>Pose while challenging them
>>3427615>>(... screw this. Run off into their ship and see what cool stuff they have belowdecks.)Just cos I think it'd be hilarious
By the way, what's Harry wearing? Jeans and a t-shirt? Trenchcoat and fedora? Still a Marine uniform, somehow?
>>3427625Support
>>3427625Support>>3427637I was imagining shirtless but thats as far as I got
>>3427637Just a banana hammock.
>>3427637An eyepatch he doesn't actually need.And lots of black and red.Max Chuuni.
>>3427615>>3427625Supporting this. I propose a classic. Except with both giant swords in our hands.Can't wait to find out the average Whitebeard mook rolls 5d100.>>3427637Casual clothes and a long coat, just like his dad. Or maybe the opposite end of the spectrum from our dad and we go full on formal.
>>3427637I kinda want us to be wearing a Garp or Gol D. Roger costume. Just to fuck with the Whitebeards
>>3427615>Suggest attacking another ship
>>3427654>orphaned harry with dependency issues is 100% genki all day, acts like a complete dumbass>happy harry with parents that loved him is 100% chuuni, acts like an edgelordFucking brilliant, I love it.
>>3426923>tmw you accidentally gave what was supposed to a non-combat MC two types of haki.Wew lad, Flashman is so good he confused the setting into making him bullshit
Rolled 69 (1d100)>d-d-d-duelThe pirates who've turned to face you - and you recognize a few from bounty posters and the news, but most are unfamiliar - don't feel threatened, or even threatenING. They feel like they want to slap you around to get you out of the way while they rob your ship.That kind of changes when you gleefully yell, "I challenge you!", feelings flowing to a spike in interest and mild amusement.Someone calls out, "Which one of us, kid?""All of you!"That gains some more looks from the pirates waiting to board the merchant ship, but the ones who've turned to you just glance at each other in rapidly increasing mirth.You get the feeling they're not taking you seriously, as one guy shrugs."All right then, kid. Lemme show you what a Whitebeard pirate's capable of!"Cutlass in hand, the guy throws himself at you, feeling like casual ease and mild impatience.>Roll 1d100, best of 3Your combat bonus is +100WB pirate is +130Still keeping it open on the clothes front, as it isn't hugely important. ... No banana hammock, you punk.
>>3427658Full formal clothes, with a long coat, we Represent the family but rebel against our dad.
>>3427637Jeans and a leather jacket.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>3427682
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3427682Kick him in the balls
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3427682
>>3427615>>3427682Take a pick.>1.White Suit Flashy>2.Flashy Suit Flashy>3.Black Vest Flashy
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3427682I see our opponent knows the power of the lewd
>>3427686>>3427689>>3427690Oh noBy making flash strongwe removed his competance and luck
>>3427679>"klaus, you said you couldn't teach me armament!">"lol yeah i lied, sorry not sorry prettyboy"- me, retconning things, probablyRemember, you guys can spend the 24 hr crit if you truly want to!
>>3427700SureSpend.
>>3427692That black vest is nice. I believe we used the white suit one for Flashman so black can be all thematic and shit for this alternate version. And then top it off with a long coat like >>3427683 and we'd be the most stylish pirate on the seas.>>3427700Absolutely. We can't just fly in and then lose to the first enemy we fight!
>>3427700May as well spend it.
>>3427106>Implying that's not my fetishQM you're just making this harder on yourself
>>3427706>>3427692I completely forgot to include it but there's also this version>4.Long coat Flashy
>>3427692How about some Arthur Alter fanartFor Flashy Alter.
>>3427714For the October gift, I was planning on having her cuff Flashy to a bed and fuck him with a sword hilt, does that work okay?DOES ANYBODY NOT WANT TO USE THE CRIT? Otherwise I'll write for spending it.
>>3427719>For the October gift, I was planning on having her cuff Flashy to a bed and fuck him with a sword hilt, does that work okay?Pic relatedBut also no, no objection to using the crit
>>3427717>>3427715>>3427692A bit too formal for traveling in my opinion. The long coat is a good idea though. I'm thinking that plus a T-shirt and cargo pants. Maybe a scarf too?
>>3427742?
>>3427742IT'S FINALLY TIMEfor ~mysterious hero~ Flashman
>69 + 130 = 199>54 + 100 = 154 + CRITHe isn't taking you seriously, so you decide to fix that.Your blades are in your hands, but at this angle, no-one can see the chains attached the pommels. The chains that curl and wind up around your arms, under your sleeves.The chains you can send bursts of Armament Haki down; to strengthen as normal, or to make tiny pulses. Ones that don't fluctuate outwards like a sword slash, but ripple down the chain and into the sword, allowing you to control their movement perfectly with carefully-applied, rapid bursts of the power.So you fling your giant fucking broadswords at the suddenly-confused pirate, chains spiralling out in their wake, and send a burst-burst-burst of Haki down them to send them both chasing him as he tries to dodge, slashing through the air like they're possessed, nudging them into new positions or angles as he tries to evade or parry."WHAT THE FUUUCK?!"You can't help but enjoy his bewildered scream as you stand there, motionless but for an occasional gentle twitch of your arm muscles.The other Whitebeards are definitely paying more attention now, considering eyes turning to you, as one of your swords scores a deep cut along your opponent's side.You have their attention.... 'Flashy' may not have been the best plan.>Try to finish him! (Will roll after)>Say something?>Break off and go somewhere/attack someone else! (Where/who?)>Other?
>>3427773>>Say something?>>Still think attacking this ship is a good idea?
>>3427773>>Try to finish him! (Will roll after)That's a sick technique. Is this the "can see the future" level of bullshit that Armament can reach?
>>3427778Support.Maybe add "I'd much rather be on my way so you lot can go after some other cargo ship."
>>3427773>>Try to finish him! (Will roll after)
>>3427773>Say something?Is that all you’ve got?
Gonna eat, back soonish, will close vote then.
Tie between finish him and asking if they still think attacking the ship is a good idea.Any more votes? Otherwise will roll a d2 in a few minutes.
>>3427873There's 3 votes for saying something and two for finish him tho?
>>3427873>>3427793I'll switch to >>3427778
>>3427778>>3427773Put me down for >>Say something?>>Still think attacking this ship is a good idea?
>>3427875The third say something was an antagonistic challenge, which is somewhat different to suggesting they STOP trying to raid the ship.Anyway, locking for good idea, etc.
>>3427892Are we still able to get Captain Gol D Ace with First Mate Silvers Harry?
>pick on a ship your own size! wait, noOkay - the main aim is to stop them from robbing the merchants' cargo ship, NOT to get in a massive fight, as cool as that would be. Yure not quite dumb enough to take them all on at once, and...Well, this guy is a liiiittle better than you'd thought he'd be. You're doing your best.to make it look nice and casual, like you're just playing with him, but he really is keeping most of your attacks at bay. Sure, he can't approach, but you can't keep this up forever, especially if one of his crewmates joins in.It's time to bluff."Still think attacking this ship is a good idea?" You keep your voice even. Hopefully they'll decide there's easier picking elsewhere."Pretty much," someone replies. Confidence rings in their tone, and you can feel their playful nonchalance permeating through the air.Ohhhhh, shit.You recognize the guy stepping forwards, arms crossed and cheery smile on his face. That's the 4th Division Commander himself, Thatch.At the very least, the guy you're fighting backs off. Unfortunately, that just means the Commander gets even closer, still smiling at you, like he can afford not to give a damn."All we want is the Devil Fruit you guys have got aboard," he says amiably. "Just hand it over, and no-one gets hurt, all right?">I don't know anything about a Devil Fruit, and I don't care. You're not getting aboard that ship.>Sounds like you should be talking to the Captain, then.>Hm, that seems- (STAB STAB STAB)>Other?>>3427793Pretty much, you can do it with the fan chains, wires (if you've seen Hellsing, imagine Walter), your own hair, use it to sharpen and harden a sheet of paper so you can cut through a sword with it - All kinds of fun stuff.
>>3427921>>I don't know anything about a Devil Fruit, and I don't care. You're not getting aboard that ship.
>>3427921>>I don't know anything about a Devil Fruit, and I don't care. You're not getting aboard that ship.Man Haki is rad
>>3427921>>Sounds like you should be talking to the Captain, then.We got paid to stop the Whitebeard's laying waste to the ship. Wanting to parley isn't laying waste, is it?Besides even with Rayleigh training pretty sure Tatch can wipe the floor with us.
>>3427769>>3427756Love it, kids are gonna go crazy once we start selling the Flashman: Silver Son Variant action figures!
>>3427921>Sounds like you should be talking to the Captain, then.
>>3427921>I don't know anything about a Devil Fruit, and I don't care. You're not getting aboard that ship.I'm sorry but>Thatch>Devil FruitIs it THAT fruit do you think?
>>3427921>>Sounds like you should be talking to the Captain, then.>>3427936Implying Harry 'Walking Armoury' Flashman won't get offical marine action figures once he gets famous enough
>>3427944Probably.This could make things interesting.
>>3427944>THAT fruitLet's eat it!
>no uYou'd shrug, but you're busy keeping the swords moving in a lashing circle around you, just in case anyone gets any bright ideas, and too blatant a movement might interfere with that. You'd risk it against East Blue trash, but not these guys; they'd spot a sudden weak point in an instant."I don't know anything about a Devil Fruit, and I don't care. You're not getting aboard that ship."The Commander keeps smiling, but you can already feel him looking forward to... something. "You've got balls! And swords... a lot of 'em." He stands in a casual, loose slouch, the picture of relaxation, eyes moving smoothly over your visible assortment of weaponry. They're not ALL swords, of course, but you do like your blades. "However much they're paying you, it's not worth fighting us.">I already agreed to the job! If we're going to fight, then stop messing around and fight me!>You're right, you're not worth my time. I'll accept your surrenders.>I've fought scarier than you. (Aka, your dad, but still.)>Other?>>3427944Heheheheh
>>3427982>>You're right, you're not worth my time. I'll accept your surrenders.
>>3427982>You're right, you're not worth my time. I'll accept your surrenders.
>>3427982>>I already agreed to the job! If we're going to fight, then stop messing around and fight me!
>>3427982>I've fought scarier than you. (Aka, your dad, but still.)>>3427979Brilliant idea! If the Devil Fruit isn't there then they have no reason to be there and must leave peacefully! Yet another victory for the Flashman.
>>3427979Woah what a brilliant idea!>>3427982>>I already agreed to the job! If we're going to fight, then stop messing around and fight me!
>>3427991And if it really is the Yami Yami no Mi that we eat Blackbeard won't kill Thatch which won't set off Ace to go after him so The Abs will be safe! It's the perfect plan!
If we eat that fruit and manage to escape/jump into the ocean holding the fruit, canon dies.
>nothin personnel, piratesYou nod, swords still sweeping around you. "You're right, you're not worth my time. I'll accept your surrenders."There's a distinct pause.Then the Whitebeard pirates explode into laughter, the main bonus of which is that no-one's eyes are on the merchant ship now. The cannons have stopped firing as the civilians try to make more preparations as discreetly as possible."Hey Commander, this guy is fun!"Another one calls out, "Don't kill him, Thatch!"Commander Thatch himself is recovering from his own laughter, smile turned into a blinding grin, a certain levity in the air. "Kid, seriously... just surrender. One last chance. There's no shame in backing down from a fight like this.">When I give my word, I keep it.>When I've kicked your ass, I think I'll take your sword as my prize.>That sounds- (STAB STAB STAB)>That sounds- (rush back towards the merchant ship, they should be better prepared to flee now)>Other?
>>3428042>>That sounds- (rush back towards the merchant ship, they should be better prepared to flee now)
>>3428042>That sounds- (rush back towards the merchant ship, they should be better prepared to flee now)Gimme your devil froot, nerds.
>>3428042>>That sounds- (rush back towards the merchant ship, they should be better prepared to flee now)And if they aren't, eat the fruit. It truly is a flawless plan.
>>3428042>>When I give my word, I keep it! Isn't the whole pirate motto being allowed to live as you please!
....You guys just want to eat that damn Fruit, don't you?So this is how Flashy starts his piracy. Not in East Blue, but by stealing and eating a Devil Fruit he's been paid to protect. Oh, Flashyboy...
>>3428042>>When I give my word, I keep it.
>>3428061It's the only way to protect it from falling into pirates hands.Do they really want this fruit in the Whitebeard pirates hands??Best for an upstanding citizen like us to take it instead, there's probably a spy on the ship too.Hahaha.
>>3428061See if we eat the fruit, the pirates will stop attacking the merchants! Really it's their fault for not being specific enough about how they wanted us to protect them
>>3428061Hey now! I'm sure a devil fruit is probably worth like... 5 million anyway, right? So it's perfectly fine!
>>3428042>>That sounds- (rush back towards the merchant ship, they should be better prepared to flee now)Oh my god are we LITERALLY going to become the Dark Prince? Reaching levels of chuuni never seen before.
>>3428073Jesus we're gonna be so OP if we join Luffy and have the fucking final boss fruit as well as Armament and Observation Haki.(Wonder if we have dormant Conquerers)
kthanxbai"That sounds-"BYE FUCKERS, you're already hurtling in the direction of the ship, slamming aside a couple of Whitebeards on your way, and -(Perception autopass due to going towards the ship)- wait wait wait wait wait, is the ship LEAVING? They haven't gone all that far, just stealthily separating a few more meters by now, but were they planning on leaving you as a nice, convenient distraction for their escape? While you faced down like, sixty-odd Whitebeard pirates?Woooooow. That's assholery, right there."Get him!" You hear the yell from Thatch, determination rising in both yourself and what you sense, and you once more JUMP -->Roll 1d100, best of 3+20 bonus to making the jump without being shot/injured, DC 85.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>3428095
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3428097
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3428095WOW NOW I DONT FEEL BAD ABOUT EATING YOUR FRUIT YOU CUNTS
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3428097
>>3428098>>3428104>>3428106>>3428107Did...Did being a pirate take away literally all our luck?
>>3428098>>3428104>>3428106>>3428107This guy sucks, can we go back to being Flashman now?
>>3428098>>3428104>>3428106>>3428107Are we being shooted at by OUR OWN SHIP?
>>3428111... Yes.Wow.Um, you... might be going Whitebeard pirate route instead of East Blue route?
>>3428120Are they taking pity on us?
>>3428098>>3428106They responded to the wrong post....One more chance?
>>3428120I think it's because we're playing the opposite of flashy. We went from a marine who's absurdly lucky, to a pirate who's absurdly unlucky
>>3428130Oh god, we are going to be the king of the jobbers.
>>3428118Well, it WAS gonna be an over-enthusiastic WB pirate who heard 'stop him' and got too lucky with a shot, but actually, the Captain wanting to avoid paying 5million beri DOES sound quite likely.It's quite interesting rolls, actually - 4, 8, 16. Doubling each time. Hm.>>3428129Nice try, I always count responses to my deleted posts!
>>3428129That's just to a deleted post, QM's always taken in deleted post votes so rolls would count as well. Just accept it, anon.The more competent the Flash, the less he actually shows it. 'tis the will of the dice gods
>>3428139Do they represent the number of holes we just got?
Rolled 4 (1d100)Y'know what? I think it's because we don't have an awesome back tattoo.Rolling to see what would happen if we had a back tatoo
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>3428147C-clearly we need to show a set of rolls
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3428147Rolling to see what would happen if we got a sick face tattoo
>>34281454 means death! 8 means luck! 16 is 'sweet 16', which means candy! Silvers Harry clearly attracts death, (bad) luck and candy! It all makes sense now.>>3428147Gee, good job.Writing...
>>3428151>>3428147N-nani!Two numbers that add up to a 100....Y-you know what this means!WE NEED THE YING TO FLASHMANS YANGWE MUST BE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE TO CREATE A PERFECT WHOLE
>dem rollsYou're good at jumping. Hell, you've already proved that once today. You're even good at jumping while your head is turned over your shoulder, keeping your senses peeled to block or avoid any attacks from behind, as you hear the Whitebeard pirates clamoring at your sudden escape.Then your smugness vanishes to confusion as their cries to catch you turn to ones to... watch out?You turn your head forwards, just in time to see the figure aiming a gun at you - and the bullet already in flight, sound of the shot ringing out.Blood freezing, you try to swing Guts and Griffith around to block the bullet. You might as well have done nothing.The bullet hits.Shock and pain fills you, shattering your remaining calm, Haki vanishing in an instant as you fall down, into cold and water and darkness.The last thing you hear are new shots ringing out, dulled beneath the waves swallowing you.>H e a d s h o t (via the power of SHENANIGANS, while you remain a prettyboy, you now have amnesia. Gosh, that bullet sure was aimed conveniently!)>Gutshot (you're not going to be fighting or running around {or escaping} for a while)These are the only two options, depending on what kind of shenanigans you guys want. It's... also looking pretty Whitebeard route? I doubt this is the only non-canon thread there'll ever be, if you guys want to do Strawhats some other time.Those fucking rolls...
>>3428187>H e a d s h o t (via the power of SHENANIGANS, while you remain a prettyboy, you now have amnesia. Gosh, that bullet sure was aimed conveniently!)
>>3428187>>Gutshot (you're not going to be fighting or running around {or escaping} for a while)Holy fuckThose guys are god damn cuntsWHAT A GOOD STARTING POINT YEAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3428187>Gutshot (you're not going to be fighting or running around {or escaping} for a while)
>>3428187>>H e a d s h o t (via the power of SHENANIGANS, while you remain a prettyboy, you now have amnesia. Gosh, that bullet sure was aimed conveniently!)Super mad Rayleigh coming for his kid when?
>>3428187>>H e a d s h o t (via the power of SHENANIGANS, while you remain a prettyboy, you now have amnesia. Gosh, that bullet sure was aimed conveniently!)
>>3428208When it's most dramatic, obviously!.... Or he just leaves you there because it's funny, one of the two.
>>3428187>>H e a d s h o t (via the power of SHENANIGANS, while you remain a prettyboy, you now have amnesia. Gosh, that bullet sure was aimed conveniently!)OR! This is the true pirate start, instead of a tattoo we get a badass scar! Truly, it was the dice gods' plan all along!
>>3428187>Gutshot (you're not going to be fighting or running around {or escaping} for a while)I'd rather we remember the reason why we decided to buddy up with with the WB pirates.
>>3428187>Headshot (actually fucking die.)
>>3428233Ok but seriously >Gutshot (you're not going to be fighting or running around {or escaping} for a while)
Calling here, 5-4 for headshot.>>3428233:(
>>3428254I’m extremely disappointed. As the son of Raleigh, we clearly need to be first mate to a gold aesthetic captain (like Xiaolong Pirates)
>>3428283Hopefully we just wash up ashore randomly. We can just stumble into people from there.
>boom headshot, you sabo now..........ooooowwwwwwOw ow ow ow owwwwwYou manage to groan, just a little, through dry lips. Your body aches in general, but your head...You repeat: oooowwwwwww.When did your eyelids become ten tonne weights? Eeesh. Not fun. You manage to drag them open, squinting up at the ceiling of a well-lit room.On a ship, judging by the sway and the sounds of waves and creaking wood.... Why are you on a ship?Why do you feel like shit?Who the hell are you?Clacking footsteps (heels?) approach rapidly, and you realize some sort of monitor wired to your arm is giving quick, steady beeps.A woman's face, bored, appears in sight, inspecting you. "So you're awake. How do you feel?">... This is Hell, right?>G-great. Just... dandy.>Like shit.>What... the hell... did I drink?>Other?>>3428283No Xiaolongs, I don't want to spoil them! Maybe in a non-canon thread after you encounter them again (which won't be too long post-Alabasta, unless crit rolls ruin all my plans again).
>>3428300>>What... the hell... did I drink?
>>3428300>>G-great. Just... dandy.Mostly because "dandy" is a word that isn't used nearly enough
>>3428300>>Like shit.>>Who are you? Wait a second...Who am I?
>>3428300>AmnesiaOh my least favourite narrative trope, we meet again. Oh well.>... This is Hell, right?
>>3428300>>What... the hell... did I drink?>>And why does talking about drinking fill me with existential dread....
>>3428316Don't worry, just get hit in the head with Garp's cannonballs.>check out this convenient injury"What... the hell... did I drink?" And why does alcohol fill you with existential dread?The woman stares down at you, still utterly uninterested. "About five pints of seawater, mixed with your own blood. I'll assume you're in pain right now. Rest assured, I don't care."... That's not very reassuring.Even so, the woman (in what you realize is a really weird pink nurse uniform (or costume? Someone has a fetish...) removes some kind of bandage or gauze from the side of your head, poking (painfully) at some kind of wound there."Healing," she declared, slapping a fresh cover on. "Don't touch it.""... I wasn't going to," you mutter, having by now recovered the strength to take a few sips of water from a glass by the bedside.You're definitely in some kind of medical bay. Good work, Sherlock. You also kind of feel like you're missing something - and that there's someone you should be stabbing.Huh.>Hey, nurse-lady, where am I?>By the way, who am I?>How was I injured?>Is amnesia medically relevant? Hypothetically speaking.>Other?
>>3428356>>Hey, nurse-lady, where am I?>>By the way, who am I?
>>3428356>>By the way, who am I?Any of the amnesia options will naturally lead to the other questions being answered. Or maybe not. Depends on whether it really is a uniform or a costume.
>>3428356>>Hey, nurse-lady, where am I?>>How was I injured?
>>3428356>>Hey, nurse-lady, where am I?>>By the way, who am I?This is normal :)
>>3428356>>Hey, nurse-lady, where am I?>>By the way, who am I?I admit I was not expecting this, but I am intrigued
>one question, led to a tangent"Hey, nurse-lady, where am I?Nurse-lady pauses in checking your monitor's readouts. "You're in the Moby Dick's medbay, same as the last three days, since you got shot in the head. Oh, and behave or you'll be cuffed."... Wait, what.Moby Dick? That's the Whitebeard Pirate ship, right? And you're a prisoner. And you got shot in the head.To sum up: Whitebeard pirates shot you in the head and took you prisoner.You don't know why, but you know you sure as crap aren't sticking around here.>Take the nurse hostage! You can bargain your way to land!>Wait for the nurse to leave, then STEALTH your way out! Maybe you can find a weapon or steal a boat...>"Um. Actually, I'd like to leave, thank you.">"Ah, okay. Also, who am I?">Other?
>>3428429>>Wait for the nurse to leave, then STEALTH your way out! Maybe you can find a weapon or steal a boat...Clearly a man currently hooked to seveal machines, recovering from a head wound, with amnesia, has the best possible chance to escape the boat of the second most famous and strong pirate of all time!
>>3428429>>"Um. Actually, I'd like to leave, thank you."
>>3428429>"Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"I forgot everething else but not my question!
Rolled 16 (1d100)Heading to bed, thanks for playing this... decidely not-as-keikaku quest. Night, all!Rolling for nearby candy.
>>3428429>"Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"
>>3428429>>Wait for the nurse to leave, then STEALTH your way out! Maybe you can find a weapon or steal a boat...
>>3428447Ah so no candy, so we aren't a charolette...Ironic that the time we get Amnesia is the time we aren't related to Big Mom
>>3428429>>"Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"
>>3428458Unless the lack of nearby candy is WHY you're so weak and unlucky! By (bubble-)gum, I think I've cracked it...>meeeeemories, all alone in the mooooonlightYou manage to raise a hand as nurse-lady turns to leave, looking up at her with an expression of mild indignation. "Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"Nurse-lady pauses. Then turns to stare at you. Then up at the side of the head where you feel the gauze.Then she lowers her face into her palm and groans.____________"So you guys have no idea who I am," you confirm, incredibly put out."Yes.""But I'm a total badass who definitely beat up a whole bunch of your crew.""... No.""A few?""No."".... One?"Nurse-lady purses her lips like she's considering giving you another head injury. "You cut one up a little."AHA! VICTORY! You fist-pump. "Yes! I'm still a badass anyway!""He got a couple of bandaids. Said you were a cute kid. Sent a get well soon card."She points at the card on your bedside table. It's... written in crayon. Oh, there's some dried flowers taped to it, too.........>No matter! Even if you don't know who you are, you definitely beat the absolute shit out of a Whitebeard pirate, and thus you're a Big Deal! You're practically a Yonkou already, haha~!>... Your honor has been sullied. The only way to regain it is to hunt this man down and DESTROY HIM UTTERLY.>Shrivel into a ball and try not to cry.>Other?
>>3429594>Oh hey, it's hand-made, that's actually really nice.
>>3429594>>Oh hey, it's hand-made, that's actually really nice.
>>3429594>>3429595Support
Damnit, I thought you guys wanted chuuni-flashy, not adorable Flashy.Lesson learned!
>>3429594>Oh hey, it's hand-made, that's actually really nice. Flashy will Flashy.
>>3429613Hey, when you draw another's blood and survive the encounter, you are now friends.
>>3429613That's in a fight
>>3429613Amnesia = brand new personality obviously
>>3429616... so... Flashy and Zoro in main quest are buddies now?>flash gonna flashYou peer over at the card. Huh. That's surprisingly friendly for a guy you were probably trying to kill. "Oh hey, it's hand-made, that's actually really nice.""... Right. Well, I have to go inform people the prisoner's awake - that's you, stop looking confused - So don't try to escape while I'm gone. Or do, and get some more injuries. It's all the same to me."You blink slowly up at nurse-lady as she scowls down at you, apparently judging your flight-risk status, before giving a 'hmph', nodding, and striding out of the medbay....You look around the long, empty room, with its sterile white beds and total lack of guards....Oh, hey, there's some clothes folded at the foot of your bed....Booooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeed.>Go find something to eat.>Welp, time to escape!>Find something to read.>Other?
>>3429625>Go find something to eat.The Flashy must feed. Hopefully there's somewhere with desert!
>>3429625>Get dressed, then find something to read. It'd be rude to go poking around when you're a prisoner.If he survived the encounter physically, morally, and emotionally, then yes, they'd be friends.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3429626Rollin' for ice cream~
>>3429628Okay, no candy or ice cream. The Moby Dick is awful and you need to escape immediately.>>3429627... I think they did?
>>3429629Flashy was certainly emotionally devastated that Zoro betrayed him. At least that's how I read it.
>>3429625>>Welp, time to escape!>>3429627>If he survived the encounter physically, morally, and emotionally, then yes, they'd be friends.Nah, this is the nega-verse, so Zoro and Flashy have to be bitter enemies
>>3429632Aren't they bitter enemies in the main timeline? So they'd be good buds here?
>>3429630He was. Even aside from his fanboying before they met, Zoro seemed like a really nice (and cool) guy, who even came along to help out at the base and quite probably ended up saving Flashy's life. Definitely saved him a beatdown and serious injuries at the least.... and then he did That to his adoring, trusting fan.I think poor Flashy's heart might have cracked a little.Man, I'm going to have so much fun with those two!
>>3429639...yes. Probably should've been clearer
>>3429625>Go find something to eat.
>>3429625>Go find something to eat.>
>seek out the legendary galleyYou're not escaping. That would be rude. But you're hungry, and being a prisoner is sort of like being a guest, and guests are supposed to be offered refreshments.Have you been offered anything? No? Well, then clearly the Whitebeard pirates are failing in their duties as hosts, and shouldn't be offended by you simply fetching yourself a plate or three of food.And any dessert you can find, naturally.There's a small bathroom attached to the medbay, so a quick washdown is in order, followed by your clothes - they're a little loose, clearly not your own, but the boots (seastone-capped) fit perfectly and feel oddly familiar, so probably yours.No weapons. Hm.You poke your head out of the door and glance around. No-one in sight, though you can hear the faint noise of people around.... If you were food, where would you be?>Roll 1d100 for searching, best of 3
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>3429665
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3429665
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3429665
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>3429665
>>3429674So close...>64You trot out of the medbay with full intentions of seeking out the galley to fill your empty, whining stomach.Within two minutes, you're utterly lost.The Moby Dick is... big. Really big. You feel like - maybe you've seen pictures of it before? In any case, you're starting to get the impression that wandering up and down corridors trying to sniff out a 'food' smell isn't the best plan.>Find someone and ask for directions!>Just start opening random doors to check.>Maybe you c- DOG DOG DOG DOG PET THE DOG PET THE GOOD BOI>Other?
>>3429689>Find someone and ask for directions!
>>3429689>Maybe you c- DOG DOG DOG DOG PET THE DOG PET THE GOOD BOI
>>3429689>Maybe you c- DOG DOG DOG DOG PET THE DOG PET THE GOOD BOIThere is a dog. Therefore, a pet must occur.
>>3429689>>Maybe you c- DOG DOG DOG DOG PET THE DOG PET THE GOOD BOIWhich is the better crew pet? Dog or tanuki?
>Maybe you c- DOG DOG DOG DOG PET THE DOG PET THE GOOD BOI
>>3429689>>Maybe you c- DOG DOG DOG DOG PET THE DOG PET THE GOOD BOI
>>3429700>dog or tanukiYes.>DOGGYYou turn a corner, considering finding a pirate, and see something even better.DOGFLUFFYMUST CUDDLESomewhere in the middle of your brain shutting down, you find yourself approaching the magnificent white doggy-doggo-friendo (with weirdly-shaped fur on its muzzle, but whatever), which cocks its head at you in confusion."It's okay," you coo, reaching out a hand for your new buddy to sniff. "I'm just a guest here, all right? Let me pet you, Mr or Miss Good Dog?"Releasing a curious 'whuff', the dog reaches its head forwards to sniff at your proffered hand...>Roll 1d100 for animal handling, best of 3Looking forward to a nat1!
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>3429730
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3429730
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>3429730Dice gods please at least let us have this
>>3429730>the Flashman that never feels good enough rolls high>the Flashman that feels great rolls painfully averagesummin' aint right
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3429741Right, that's it. Let's find out what the problem is, here.First test.ROLLING TO CHECK IF YOU NEED SUGAR/CANDY/ETC.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3429741Rolling to see if we have to act like an edgelord to roll high
>>3429747It's so average, I can't tell!
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>3429747Nope.Second test.ROLLING TO SEE IF YOU NEED MEAT.>>3429749... well, fuck.
>>3429749...fek. Pirate Flashy is worst flashy then.Should've known, we strayed from the loving embrace of J U S T I C E
Rolled 58 (1d100)>62, confirmed you need to be an edgelordAs the dog sniffs your hand, its tail starts wagging faintly, and pretty soon, it's giving low, happy 'bork's as it enjoys you petting its (FLUFFY) fur and scritching its ears. A Very Good Boy, you decide, the 'STEFAN' on his collar probably confirming he's a male. Not that you haven't seen weirder names for females, but still."Whooza gud boi?" You interrogate him ruthlessly. "It's you! You're the good boy! The best boy! So good!"Stefan looks delighted at this fact, dancing around you with gleeful abandon, tail furiously trying to work up a hurricane, while you viciously impress on his how he's the goodest and handsomest beastie to ever exist.Which is when the voice breaks in from behind your kneeling form.>"You're awake! And... supposed to be in bed?" (Thatch)>"Who the hell are you, yoi?" (Birdy)>"Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." (Abs)>Other?>>3429776There's still time to join the Marines!In fact, rolling for JUSTICE!
>>3429791>"Hi stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." And this was the moment Flashy realized... He was gay as a rainbow.
>>3429791>>"Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." (Abs)"Wait, am I a prisoner or an infiltrator? Ya'll need to keep your titles organized."
>>3429791>"Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." (Abs)I'm guessing this is gonna be to choose which division we'll inevitably join. I still want to kick Blackbeard in the nuts so...
>>3429791>>"Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." (Abs)
>>3429798Thatch already called dibs, so be prepared to put up a fuss if you want the 2nd.>>3429793I honestly don't know if I should do a roll to resist staring at the abs or not. I'm kind of terrified you'll end up nat1-ing it and trying to eat them.
>>3429805Shit, if Thatch wants us, I'd actually be up for it. He seems like a pretty cool guy. It'll be hard to kick Blackbeard in the nuts but I have faith that we'll achieve it somehow, through a series of very mediocre rolls!
Rolled 89 (1d100)Fuck it, this is non-canon, I'mma do it.Rolling to resist the A B SPainfully average result GOGOGO>>3429810Be warned, he basically considers you a mildly-competent puppy, and took a liking to you because a) he found you funny, and b) you got shot by your boss, and that pisses him off.
>>3429791>>"Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." (Abs)>>3429813>Rolling to resist the A B SNo matter the setting, Flashman resists the lewds
>>3429805>>3429813I'm cool with Thatch. He's the one who gets geeked by Blackbeard anyway, so we should get our chance at the fucker. God I hate Blackbeard.
>fireabs ""Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator."... Are they talking to you?Still ruffling Stefan's fur, you look over your shoulder to where some guy is leaning up against a wall, hands in his pockets, looking highly amused.He looks kind of underdressed, but it does show off his a- no, nope, you drag your eyes up from the scenery."I'm not an infiltrator," you say, kind of offended by the presumption. And do you know this guy? He sort of feels like someone you should recognize. "I'm a prisoner."Mr I Forgot My Shirt looks even more entertained by that. "Oh, sorry! I got confused by how this is a corridor instead of the cells." He ambles over to crouch beside you, petting an even more ecstatic Stefan. Judging by the speed of the tail-wagging, you think he's in doggy-heaven.Also, is it you, or is this guy kind of ho- warm?>I was looking for the galley, but got kind of lost.>Why is your ship so damn BIG? I mean logically, I know there's a ton of you, but still. At least signpost things.>I just want you to know that when I escape, I'm taking your dog.>Other?>>3429821If Flashman isn't asexual, I'll eat my shiny new shark shoes. How DOES he do it?
>>3429791>"Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." (Abs)>>3429813We passed a roll, but at what cost? Also screw thatch, I'll fight to serve under the abs until my last breath.
Rolled 23 (1d100)Also, rolling to check if your mother was related to Zoro, thus explaining your current sense of direction.
>>3429834>I was looking for the galley, but got kind of lost.
>>3429834>I just want you to know that when I escape, I'm taking your dog.>>3429822I'm actually hoping that Thatch caught up with that merchant ship and still got the Devil Fruit, just so we actually do get a shot at Blackbeard. Saving the life of a captain would be one hell of a way to join the Whitebeard Pirates, and Thatch won't treat us like a mildly-competent puppy!
>>3429834>>I just want you to know that when I escape, I'm taking your dog.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3429834>>I was looking for the galley, but got kind of lost.>>I just want you to know that when I escape, I'm taking your dog.Rolling to see if our rolls are okay, because Flashies rolls are so insane
>>3429834>I was looking for the galley, but got kind of lost.Abs >>> ThatchWe get to kick blackbeard in the nuts and have a good view while doing so
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>3429846Chuuni powers activate?
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3429846For crying out loud...HonorableAnon, can you do whatever sacrifice you normally do? Otherwise we'll have to figure out what the hell this Flashy needs.Rolling to check if he needs Cut-chan and Ka-tan.
Rolled 53 (1d100)....Rolling to see if it's because we don't have smoboss with us
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>3429856... Rolling to see if he needs Smoboss?
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>3429856...Guts and Griffith?Honestly starting to run out of ideas
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3429856Does this Flashman need a... fruity drink?
Rolled 13 (1d100)Rolling to see if we need to find Mina to bring back our luck
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3429860Great minds! Sadly, not the answer.Last roll for now, this time for Klaus.
>>3429863>>3429864So he needs his current weapons and alcohol?
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3429863ITS BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE OUR BABIES WITH US ISN'T IT!
Rolled 95 (1d100)Rolling to see if it's because we just suck at rolling
>>3429864We might be on to something! Alcohol!Has Flashy taken after his father and now needs alcohol to be a badass?!>>3429868That doesn't make sense, he was still crap while he had them... Maybe he needs a camera?
>>3429834>"Hey, you wouldn't happen to know my name, would you?"
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3429871MYSTERY SOLVED[crying intensifies]>ur my dog now"I was looking for the galley, but I got kinda lost." You shrug, giving more scratches to the good boi. "And just so you know, when I escape, I'm taking your dog.""He's really Pop's dog," says the man who doesn't understand color-coordination. He doesn't seem all that bothered by your assertion. "So are you hungry, or were you looking to poison us?""What?! I was hungry!" You recoil at his words, fixing him a look of disgust. "Poisoning is rude!""Ha, sorry, just had to check." He gives a last few pats to Stefan, who growls happily. "Want to come get something to eat? I could do with a meal myself.">You're a lifesaver! I haven't eaten in days!>Sure! ... By the way, who are you?>Nah, I'm good. I'll just keep looking around, thanks.>Other?Rolling for camera...
>>3429897>>Sure! ... By the way, who are you?
>>3429897>Sure! ... By the way, who are you?>I’d introduce myself but I don’t know who I am.
>>342989776! Same roll as fruity drink!Flashy needs a camera and alcohol. We did it, we solved the mystery!
>>3429897>>3429909Supporting
Quick run to the shops, back soonish.By the way, does anyone know what's up with OP Headhunter Quest? Been a while since last thread.
>>3429897>Sure! ... By the way, who are you?
>>3429863>...Guts and Griffith?>>3429910I'll have you know the weapons got me an 86. Though maybe that was a placebo?
>>3429946Yeah, but he was rolling shit while he had those. Mysterious.Writing.
>yhalotharFOOOOOOOOD.It calls to you."Sure!" You perk up instantly. So does Stefan, which makes sense. 'Food' is also a word deep in the heart of every dog. "... By the way, who are you?"Freckles (or Abs, you haven't decided) keeps grinning, even though he raises an eyebrow at you. "Well, you're deeeefinitely not an infiltrator. I'm Ace, nice to meet you." He gives a sort of bobbing bow, as best one can while kneeling, before standing up. "The galley's just this way, so follow me! And you are...?">Beats me, I have amnesia.>Uh... it's... a secret... (shifty eyes)>Lost? Hungry? A fan of dogs? Noooo idea, Mr Ace.>Other?
>>3430080>"I was actually hoping you knew."
>>3430080>>3430084Supporting
>>3430080>>Beats me, I have amnesia.
>>3430080>Beats me, I have amnesia.
>>3430084Support
>>3430080>Hello Ace, I'm Lost and Hungry.With amnesia, his brain will default to a subconscious response, in this case ALL the dad jokes he suffered. It's perfect. What a master plan Rayleigh
>>3430080>>Hello Ace, I'm Lost and Hungry.
>lol i dunno"I was actually hoping you knew," you say cheerfully, following Freckles-Abs as he starts ambling off. Stefan, horrified by this loss (or also looking forward to food) trots after.Your words cause Mr Abs to look back, confused. "Pardon?""I got a head injury." You point at the gauze. "Just woke up today and don't remember anything. ... Except that I really need to eat.""Huh." Mr Abs fixes you with a considering look, before facing front again, leading you down another hall. "So I guess there's no point asking if you're a Marine or a pirate, huh?""The nurse said I was some kind of mercenary," you explain as the pair of you pass by some guy. Definitely more people around this part. "Apparently your 4th Division attacked the ship I was on? Or something.""Oh!" He slams a fist into his other palm, looking back at you with a wider grin. "You're the guy with the massive swords! Thatch was impressed you could even lift 'em both, let alone swing them like that!">So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?>... Do you know where the swords are? Apparently I hit the water, so...>Did I maybe tell anyone my name before I attacked? Or during? Or after? Or any time, really?>Other?>>3430118I was actually tempted to do a reflex dad-joke as an option, but figured that was TOO silly. Thank you, I will never over-estimate the seriousness again.
Also, farewell to thread 8, which is apparently only just falling off the board now. RIP. Hopefully the loss of one thread will suck the luck from that one and put it in this one.
>>3430134>Did I maybe tell anyone my name before I attacked? Or during? Or after? Or any time, really?
>>3430134>So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?Flashman has priorities
>>3430134>So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?
>>3430134>>So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?
>>3430134>>So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?Heck Ye
>have i mentioned how cool i am"So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?"Mr Abs pauses for a step before starting again. "Uh, yeah. Sure."Your eyes narrow. "Really?""Apparently? I mean - up until you got shot. And fell in the ocean. And Thatch had to pull you out. That was probably... less awesome."He sneaks a glance back at you, and whatever he sees in your wide eyes and wibbling lips makes him change his tune. "But I'm sure it was great before! That sword stuff sounded really impressive! Good job!">...... (slump pitifully) Please don't take pity on me.>So why did this Thatch guy pull me out? Wasn't I fighting his men?>I'll be demanding a rematch before I escape. ... With your dog.>Other?
>>3430175>>So why did this Thatch guy pull me out? Wasn't I fighting his men?
>>3430175>So why did this Thatch guy pull me out? Wasn't I fighting his men?
>>3430175>>So why did this Thatch guy pull me out? Wasn't I fighting his men?>>Also I have to hunt down whoever shot me!
>>3429813>b) you got shot by your boss, and that pisses him off.Yo whaaat. I thought we got sniped by an overeager Whitebeard mook. Reading comprehension has failed me.So once/if we get rid of our amnesia we're hunting down that trading vessel captain and collecting whatt the owes us plus interest, yes?
>thatch an hero You ease off on the puppy-eyes. "So why did this Thatch guy pull me out? Wasn't I fighting his men?""... Honestly?""Yeeeeesssss?""You weren't exactly a threat to a shipful of us, especially with a Commander aboard."... Savage."And apparently the men took a liking to you, and then your own side SHOT you, which... well, you may not remember, but us Whitebeard pirates are kind of big on loyalty. And from what the Captain said once they caught up with him, it was just to avoid paying you, which is even worse. So." He shrugs. "Galley's just here! It's not lunchtime yet, but the cooks are used to me grabbing stuff, so don't worry about it."You weren't gonna worry anyway, you just want food, but you follow him in. It's such cleaner than you'd expect of a pirate ship's kitchen.Also - daaaamn, those are some big fridges."That Captain sounds like a dick," you decide, as Mr Abs opens a cupboard and starts pulling out a loaf of bread. "I'm gonna stab him.""Yeah, good luck with that, Thatch already shot him and chucked him overboard to see how HE liked it," Mr Abs says. "Sandwich?""Please!"Butter next, then meat. A lot of it. Mmm, food. You pass Stefan a dog biscuit as Mr Abs tells you where they are, and take a seat as he starts making food for the two of you.This sure is a weird day.Kind of relaxing, though.>(Anything to say/do?)>>3430231When you woke up you thought so, but the nurse clarified once she realised you had amnesia.
>>3430250>>What was so important on that ship anyway?
>>3430250And from what the Captain said once they caught up with him, it was just to avoid paying you, which is even worse. So." Oof, that means they did catch the ship, which means they likely have the yami, which means PLOT IS STILL ON TRACK OH GOD NO>>What was so important on that ship anyway?
>>3430250>>>What was so important on that ship anyway?
>>3430250>What was so important on that ship anyway?
So question. Since Flashy has metal cutting, that means he has the basics of Armament, right? And he's already got a good grip on Observation. And we're a considerable way from hitting the Grand Line. We JUST left the East Blue, and we have two types of Haki already. Is... is Flashy a badass?
>>3430287Scratch that, just remembered Alabasta IS in Paradise. Point still stands?
>>3430287Preeeeeeetty much, yeah. He wasn't MEANT to have Armament, but metal-cutting seems to be the basics, so it's not too much. I hope.Damn you, Oda.
>fuck that ship to be honest"What was so important on that ship anyway?"Mr Abs looks up from his own sandwich as the pair of you eat, swallowing. "Aside from the regular loot? We got word there was a Devil Fruit on board. Still don't know what it is, it's not in the book, but it's worth a fortune anyway." He shrugs. "Thatch'll probably announce it at the big monthly meeting soon, decide if he's gonna sell it or give it to someone. There'll probably be a few people on board who want a Devil Fruit, so they're always good things to steal.""Ah, right." Devil Fruits. You wonder...>if you could steal that Fruit?>if you could wrangle dessert?>Other?Someone pokes their head in through the galley door. "Hey, Ace. Apparently some prisoner escaped, so let us know if you spot anyone suspicious."Mr Abs gives him a thumbs-up. "Will do!""Gre- uh. Who's that guy?""Oh, that's the prisoner."You wave, because your mouth is full with delicious chicken and bread.".... Right." The guy vanishes again, muttering something."So," you ask, swallowing the mouthful. "You can't actually ransom me off, what with me not knowing if I'm valuable to anyone, so what's going to happen to me?""How does being a pirate sound?">Okay, I guess.>Pretty shit.>Weirdly attractive.>Other?
>>3430415>if you could wrangle dessert?>Weirdly attractive.
>>3430415>>...Hey what's stopping someone from stealing that fruit? I mean, if I was able to walk around with no one stopping me until I met you, what's stopping someone else from doing that?>>Weirdly attractive.
>>3430415>if you could wrangle dessert?>Weirdly attractive....I'm trying to wrangle a pun on abs and attraction, but abs-traction has another meaning. Life's harsh
>>3430430See I don't really get the Ab-eal of those abs
>>3430415>Why everyones so obsessed with devil fruits, its definitely not because you realise if you had one you would have drowned when you were shot>Weirdly attractive.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3430440So you prefer Smoker's abs, huh? Well, they're certainly good too. I'll allow it.Testing rolls to see if they're still broken.
>>3430415>Other?>Whats a devil fruit?>Weirdly attractive.
>mmm dessertYou shrug. "Weirdly attractive. Maybe I am one? Although I dunno why I'd be guarding a merchant ship in that case." Maybe you have a bounty? You don't really want to go through like, a billion posters to try and find yourself, though.Mr Abs nods slowly. "Then how about meeting Pops, and joining the crew?">No, thanks.>Only if I get to be Captain.>Pay me five billion beri, and I'll consider it.>Other?
>>3430529>>Pay me five million beri, and I'll consider it.The last time we asked for 5 million we got shot in the head. What are the odds it happens again?
>>3430529>Pay me five billion beri, and I'll consider it.
>>3430529>>Pay me five billion beri, and I'll consider it.>>Wait what even is the pay for a pirate on a crew this big?
>five birrion beli"Pay me five billion beri5, and I'll consider it," you promptly say.... You feel like someone out there is strangely proud of you, right now. Weird.Mr Abs... just laughs, reaching down to pet Stefan. "You're definitely a mercenary! Buuuut, there's no way we'd do that. To be honest, if Pops takes a liking to you, you're not gonna have a choice."What.You frown. "What does that mean?""How should I put it... if Pops decides you're his son, then you're his son. That's all there is to it."Oh. You see.>Flip the table and punch him!>Grab the butter knife and stab him!>"No, I'm still escaping ... With your dog.">Other?
>>3430587>>RUNNING TIME WE MIGHT BE A BADASS BUT WE'RE NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO FIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SHIP WITH NO WEAPONS
>>3430601PapaRay taught you well...
>>3430587"I'm ether going to be paid 5 billion in cash, booze or candy or I'm going to escape... with your dog"
>>3430587>>Jokes on him...I'm a girl!>>Run the fuck away while he's confused for a second or two
>>3430601>>3430587SupportBut thank him for the food first - we're not a complete savage here
>>3430587>>3430601It won't work but what the hell. At least we'll probably get to see Ace be all cool and catch up to us anyway. Make sure that we take whatever food's right in front of us and stuff it in our mouth before we leave. Very important.
>>3430601SupportRemember to grab any strange looking fruits on the way out.
HIGHLY IMPORTANT VOTE>Thank him for the food first>Don't thank him, he's violated the sanctity of guest-right!AND>Acquire doggy>Goodbye Stefan, you'll always remember him
>>3430663>>Thank him for the food first>>Acquire doggy
>>3430663>Thank him for the food firstAND>Acquire doggy
>>3430663>>Thank him for the food first>>Acquire doggyWhat do you think we are some kind of savages!
>>3430663>Thank him for the food>take dog.
>>3430663>Thank him for the food first>Goodbye StefanGuys.That's Whitebeard's dog.And you guys SERIOUSLY want to try stealing him??It's like you people WANT to get Silvers!Flashman prematurely killed so you can go back to regular Flashman!
Yep... it's that day where Rogers' son fails at recruiting Rayleigh's son, so the latter steals a dog in retaliation.To be fair, he's a very good boy.>somewhere, shanks and rayleigh are giggling like 5yr olds"Ah, right. It's like that, then." You nod slowly, before taking a last bite of your food and swallowing it. Then you reach down to pet Stefan."Yep! So how about it?""Well - firstly, thanks for the food. Second... how should I put it..."You yank the happily-panting dog into your arms as you kick the chair back, already hurtling towards the door."FUCK NO!"_____________Ace gulps down remains of his meal as he watches his soon-to-be brother charge out of the galley (with Stefan, good to know he appreciates the important things in life), and then slowly cracks his knuckles, feeling the nostalgic grin spreading.It sure is gonna be fun to be on the other side of the recruitment efforts!Then he stands up, places the empty plates by the sink, and races after the guy.>Run away!! What's the escape plan?!
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>3430717But...D O GRolling for DOG
>>3430720>>Out of the window into the ocean! He won't expect that!alternatively>>Run into random rooms, maybe you'll find something that'll help you escape
>>3430720>Run into random rooms until we find an escape route!
>>3430720There's no plan.
>>3430733... you're right. This is Flashy. Why did I even bother asking?
>>3430720Run into random rooms and search for stuff, we can't kidnap (dognap?) Stephan without our giant fuckoff swords
>>3430720>>Run into random rooms until we find an escape route!MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOMETHING USEFUL, LIKE A SEA VEHICLE, OR A REALLY BIG BIRD, OR TREASURE!
>>3430720>>>Run into random rooms until we find an escape route!>>3430739>MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOMETHING USEFUL, LIKE A SEA VEHICLE, OR A REALLY BIG BIRD, OR TREASURE!It could even be a boat!
>ITS RANDOM ROOM TIME>Roll 1d100, best of 3Lets hope having a cute dog boosts your luck!
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3430756Good boy powers activate?
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3430756
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3430756FOR THE DOG
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>3430756
>>3430766HOLY FUCK IT WORKEDWE FOUND THE BOAT MADE OF DEVIL FRUITS
>>3430766HOLY SHIT WTF
>>3430766GOD BLESS THAT DOG!
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>>3430766WHATTHEFUCKumPick a trip, you can use the bonus in here or the main quest.STEFAN I LOVE YOU
>>3430766>>3430776It's a sign! Give the fruit to the dog! He'll be the next Pirate King!
Clearly Stefan brought back our luck. We'll protect him with everything we have
>>3430783Don't be a foolThis dogIS THE PIRATE GOD(dog)
>>3430776Yo I always wondered, how much of a Devil Fruit do you actually have to eat? Is it like just one bite? One big bite? The majority of it? All of it?
>>3430804One bite is all it takes if I remember correctly.
>>3430804People in this universe have the uncanny ability to eat head sized fruits in single bites.It's actually kinda terrifying.
>>3430804a single biteI believe it was shown back in enies lobby
>>3430784Didn't you roll the last 100? Are you the new Honorable?>100 flashy luck finally kicks inYou blaze through the corridors fast enough that no-one stops you, only yelling after you to watch where you're going, damn it.What deck are you on?! Should you run? Hide? Jump out of a window?Clutching your noble prize in your arms (he lets out a happy woof, tail still wagging at this fun game), you frantically glance left and right.Fuck it.You pick a door (unlocked!) and throw yourself inside, hoping you might be able to plan something from in here.Slamming the door behind you, you pause.It's... someone's cabin. A pretty nice one, though not ostentatious. A proper bed. Sea-chest. Bookshelf. Desk and chair-Uh.You glance at the side of the desk, where two giant, fuck-off swords are propped against the wall, along with a host of other weaponry next to them, on top of the chest.Then you look on top of the desk, where a freaky, swirly purple fruit sits.....HMMMMMMMMMMM.>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.>Arm yourself and take the Fruit.>Arm yourself and feed the Fruit to Stefan.>Other?>>3430783>wb's face when rayleigh's son dognaps his fluffy friendo, declares the dog his captain and his ambition to make the dog pirate king. and then feeds it a Logia fruit>wb's face when teach tries to kill his dog>wb's face when stefan casually rips teach apart and runs off to chase a ball>>3430804I believe Oda confirmed it as a single bite.>>3430807It's okay so long as they're not eating an energy field.
>>3430811>Arm yourself and eat the FruitMY FROOT NOW.
>>3430811>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit. Pleasepleasepleaseplease.
>>3430811>>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.Yep, I got the last crit. I'm waiting for when I roll a nat 1. Because I'm not this lucky usually
>>3430811>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.
>>3430811>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.It's time to fuck canon. For D O G
>>3430811>Arm yourself and eat the fruit.
>>3430811>>Arm yourself and feed the Fruit to Stefan.Harry never needs a fruit, regardless of timeline!
>>3430811>>Arm yourself and feed the Fruit to Stefan.
>>3430811>>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.WE HAVE DONE ITWE HAVE DESTROYED THE TIMELINE
>>3430811>>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.ZEHAHAHA
So, we have 100 percent the most broken single fruit.No way to escape tho.Oh well.If our dad was The Dark King, we're now a rather literal Dark Prince.
>>3430811>Arm yourself and feed the Fruit to Stefan.
>>3430841YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAlso technically we don't know if it's the Yami Yami itself that steals powers, or if it just shuts them down and eating people is for stealing powers
>>3430841...Oh my god. We got the literal edgiest fruit possible. This is what this roll >>3429749 warned us about
>>3430841The rest of this quest thread will be Blackbeard shenanigans, in which he plants a fruit nearby and attempts to kill us.
>become the darkness for ULTIMATE EDGELORD... fuck yeah.Without a second of thought, you promptly place Stefan down, bolt the door behind you, step over to the desk, and take a massive bite out of that fucking thing which got you into this mess in the first place, and thus owes you.Okay, a small bite, because you've heard they taste disgusting (and it does, holy shit, you see why they're called DEVIL Fruits - it's not the powers, it's because they taste like Satan's asshole).Anyway.You manage to choke the mouthful down, grimacing and trying not to puke as your tastebuds revel, and wait a few seconds.... Can you do anything cool now?>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to try and figure out your new abilities
>>3430811>Arm yourself and eat the FruitServes you right for holding the Dark Prince prisoner
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3430850Gotta make Stefan Proud
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3430850I AM THE DARKNESS
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3430850GANBATTE, FLASHY-CHAN
>>3430850Shit now we gotta think up super chuuni names for our moves>>3430852>>3430853>>3430854The mediocre, it hurts!
ALSO, we actually have a way to bring all our weapons around!Well, one that isn't handwaved by qm. Portable personal planar pocket FTW
>>3430841Also yami-yami is literally most un-flashy fruit possible
Rolled 81 (1d100)We are eating darkness froot. We need to go full chuuni, with special attacks with improbable names like "Big Bang Cross Blackhole" and "Dark Death Tornado (of blades)". >>3430850Dice for newfound edgyness
>>3430852protect his smile/moustacheAlso, who the fuck saw this coming at the start of the thread? Because I sure didn't.>>3430852>>3430853>>3430854None of you praised the dog, serves you right.
>>3430860Our name is no longer Harry Flashman We shall go by Harry Shadowman!Or maybe just Shadowman.Amnesia, ow.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3430858Nice catch, we're now discount Gilgamesh. >>3430862Shit, maybe we actually need to call out those names to get good rolls. >INFINITY DARK BLADE HORIZON
>The Amnesiac son of the Dark King, Silvers Rayleigh>Wielding two massive swords >Having eaten the Yami Yami no Mi >Literally the Dark PrinceAnd yet we're the goofiest, friendliest, happiest of mother fuckers.
>>3430867ETERNITY CHAOS DARK BURST!
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3430873>>3430867ABYSSAL HEART DESTROYER
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3430876FINAL SHADOW CURSE ANNIHILATOR!
So.Now we pretty much HAVE to become part of Whitebeards crew, because to escape we would somehow need to steal a lifeboat and row away on it fast enough for no-one to realise we did so.GM, how many nat 100's would we need to do this?
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3430879>>3430876>>3430873>>3430867Hm. Should we lean the other way instead? FRIENDSHIP BLADE
>>3430867>KINDERGARTEN>Just crush enemies under unholy ammount of weapons>"Get them, my precious children!"
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>3430867>>3430873>>3430876>>3430879DARK DARKNESS
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>3430883you give me no choice but to respondDARK FRIENDSHIP BLADE!
>>3430886Code: CRACKED
Rolled 79 (1d100)Maybe we need to act chuuni but have flashy names?>>3430886THE SOLUTION>OVERWHELMING UPLIFTING EDGE
>>3430886SO EDGY, BUT GOODGOT IT
>>3430886>DARK>cheesyness>SWORDSHere we have it folks: chuuny Flashy in a can
>>3430886Nice one
Maybe if we make all our technique names chuuni as fuck our rolls will be better? Especially since we'll literally be using the darkness within our souls!
>>3430866Harry Darkdude.>>3430869I honestly don't know how the dice keep conspiring to pull shit like this, it's amazing.>61, still shittyYou stare at the desk, trying to will it to do SOMETHING. Nothing happens. Isntnthis stuff meant to be instinctive? Didntou get a dud Devil Fruit?Maybe it's a Zoan or Logia - you lift your arm, eyeing your hand intently, trying to make it change... And it sort of dies, in that you see some tiny plumes of black smoke or something curling off it....... Yeah, you have no idea. Well, it isn't a Zoan! You wave your arm a little, and... the items on the desk sort of shudder and rattle slightly? Sniggering a couple of inches towards you?................ Okay, this is gonna take too long to figure out. Escape first!You gather up the swords and rest of the weaponry - most of it's already attached to sheathes and harnesses which you quickly figure out (ooh, battle-fans. And a jitte. And throwing daggers. And a baton. And - Okay, there's a lot...)."All right, Stefan," you tell your new buddy seriously,>We're gonna have to pretend you're my hostage so we can get a boat. Is that okay?">We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen.">We're going to have to set the ship on fire and escape during the chaos.">Other?>>3430881I don't know anything any more.>>3430886I'm in Hell.
So if we DO escape (Blackbeard managed it)Do we join the Strawhats and just be Mr. Overpowered and one punch most of the arc villains?
>>3430899>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen."
>>3430866#Harry Darkdude.>>3430869#I honestly don't know how the dice keep conspiring to pull shit like this, it's amazing.>61, still shittyYou stare at the desk, trying to will it to do SOMETHING. Nothing happens. Isntnthis stuff meant to be instinctive? Didntou get a dud Devil Fruit?Maybe it's a Zoan or Logia - you lift your arm, eyeing your hand intently, trying to make it change... And it sort of dies, in that you see some tiny plumes of black smoke or something curling off it....... Yeah, you have no idea. Well, it isn't a Zoan! You wave your arm a little, and... the items on the desk sort of shudder and rattle slightly? Skittering a couple of inches towards you?................ Okay, this is gonna take too long to figure out. Escape first!You gather up the swords and rest of the weaponry - most of it's already attached to sheathes and harnesses which you quickly figure out (ooh, battle-fans. And a jitte. And throwing daggers. And a baton. And - Okay, there's a lot...)."All right, Stefan," you tell your new buddy seriously,>We're gonna have to pretend you're my hostage so we can get a boat. Is that okay?">We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen.">We're going to have to set the ship on fire and escape during the chaos.">Other?>>3430881#I don't know anything any more.>>3430886#I'm in Hell.
>>3430899>We're going to have to set the ship on fire and escape during the chaos."Hahaha! I am a genius!
>>3430899>>You know how Ace smells? Lets ste- find his boat and book it.May as well go maximum Flashman
>>3430905Ignore double post, what the hell.
>>3430886It seems we have no choice. We must become pic related.There are worse role models.>>3430899>>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen.">I'm in Hell.You know you love us. The power of friendship is infinite!
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>3430905>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen.Do I remember how to roll yet? HELLFIRE HANDSHAKE!
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3430899>>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen."rolling to see if he starts humming like Kronk from Emperors New Groove
Rolled 93 (1d100)Rolling to see if we need to let the darkness of our soul out to truly use our powers
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>3430912GIGA DEMONIC COMFORTING HUG
>>3430907>maximum Flashman... You wanna fall off a roof?>>3430911I need to know what that's from, because it looks amazing.>>3430912How is this still working.>>3430916HOW
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3430907Support, what a brilliant plan!ALSOI SHALL USE MY GIGAHELLFLARE TO SAVE MY FRIENDS
>>3430905>>"We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen."Taking hostages is bad idea in this quest. Wasn't yami-yami increasing pain?
>>3430905>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen.">>3430922Kamen Rider Fourze. I haven't watched it but I have watched the early 2000s Kamen Riders with TOP-NOTCH CGI and battle choreography... and that pic is telling me that Fourze is the cheesiest one of them all.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>3430922fuck if I know. These dice just really want us to be edgelordsRolling to see if this world is just hiding it's darkness behind a corpse of Justice
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>3430922Darkness Diplomacy!
>>3430922>I need to know what that's from, because it looks amazing.Kamen Rider Fourze. Haven't seen it in years, and even then only bits and pieces, but it was amazing.The protagonist is very, very Flashman.
>>3430385Well~, you could always say that we've only tapped into the tip of Armament haki, and it's not like our teacher is a big expert on armament, right? For all he knows, cutting steel is a normal part of being a badass swordsman.Hooray for achievments in ignorance!
>>3430935THE WORLD IS INHERINTLY A GOOD PLACE YAAAAAAAAAY>>3430938YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>cataclysmic cuddle attackYou inform Stefan of your cunning and brilliant plan to steal a boat... via stealth.Sure, you have no idea where you are.Sure, you have no Log Pose.But that doesn't matter! You have a dog and a will of seastone! And soon - soon! You'll have a boat!Stefan cocks a leg and starts licking himself.... You give him a minute to compose himself.The best way to steal a boat is to>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!>sneaky sneaky sneak down the corridors, up onto deck, find a boat, and away! Surely you can avoid a few hundred people, right? What could possibly go wrong?>cleverly reach the deck faster by destroying each ceiling above you and climbing up! Efficient!>Other?>>3430934That's hitting the top of my To Watch list, thanks. I love super sentai shit.>>3430942Stop, my web is vibrating from my excitement~>>3430946>flashy: (masters armament)>also flashy: i wish i knew armament :(>pirates he's just beaten using armament: the fuck
>>3430953>cleverly reach the deck faster by destroying each ceiling above you and climbing up! Efficient!I believe this option is also called "Hello Whitebeard."
>>3430953>>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!We've just eaten a devil fruit. There is no better time to go climbing over the open ocean.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>3430953>Climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!Hostility Reduction Attack!
>>3430953>>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!Psh what's the worst that can happen? inb4 3 nat 1's
>>3430953>>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!We can tie Stefan to us with a rope or fabric or something. Give it a bit of slack too, so when we inevitably fall into the ocean, he can doggy paddle us back to safety.
>>3430953>>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!
>>3430953>Climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!
>>3430953You should watch the one where they're all fruit. Its called Kamen Rider Gaim >climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!
>>3430953>>>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!Walls are just sideways roofs
>>3430956I believe we've already established that I am in no way subtle.>Just ignore that my phone autocorrects porthole to pothole That's right! You're going to climb out of the porthole (with your new dog tied to you, naturally) and find a boat that way! As a bonus, you've just eaten a Devil Fruit, so no-one would expect you to do that!Okay, they don't KNOW you've just eaten a Devil Fruit. But still. It totally counts! You're a genius!Outside, you distantly hear a bell ringing, and yells about a prisoner being on the loose. Sounds like Mr Abs has finally realized you're a trickier catch than he expected. Ha!Well, you're too busy rigging up Stefan's harness to worry about that. With some spare sheets you found, it's not too hard, and he seems delighted all the novelty of today's adventure.Truly, he is a worthy>friend>partner>subordinate>captain>Other?It isn't easy, getting out of a porthole when armed with a battalion's worth of weaponry and with a dog tied to your back, but you manage it.Ignoring the waves below, you carefully draw your daggers, and slam them into the side of the Moby Dick.Walls, you remind yourself, are just sideways roofs.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for working your way around the ship.I should technically add a bonus on for general fitness, but nah. It's popcorn time.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3430987DARK CLIMB
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3430987DICE GOOOODS
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3430987>friend
>>3430987>friend
>>3430994>>3430992>>3430990Annnd it's back again
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>3430987>>captainI'm not above voting for thisAlso you guys call that rolling? THIS is rolling!
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3430987>>partnerYOU FOOLS NONE OF THAT WAS POSITIVEYOU HAD TO SAYSPIDER WALK, ALLOW ME TO SAVE MY PUP
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3430997Hmmm.MELANCHOLIC FLOWER ASCENT
>>3430987>friend and partner in crime.Look how much he's enjoying himself!>>3430990>>3430992>>3430994can't win against sideways roofs.We are still flashman>>3431002mmmm
>>3430987>friendThe best one we got
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3431002This is rolling badly.NOW THIS IS ROLLINGDARK DICE THROW
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3430987>>friend
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3431002Damn, I'm not being edgy enough.Let this roll represent the darkness that comes from the wounds of my heart. Left there by the cruel mistress they call fate
>>3430987>>partner>>3430990It's actually really fitting that the chuuni named moves turn out to be very average.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3431018DAMN IT DICE. DO YOU WANT EDGE OR NOT?!Rolling to see if we land on Shanks' boat that just happened to be passing by
>>3431007Well, I think I've mastered it. Clearly you guys just suck at naming.
>>3431018Nah, nah.TOO edgy.The combo is: Edge+Chuuny+HappyPuppy_Flashman
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3431027hmmm so something likeDark Silver Claw throw?
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3431027Dark Silver DOG Throw
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>3431027No, it's eitherEdge + Happy + (verb)OrHappy + Edge + (verb)Let's tryTWINKLING DEATHDOOM KICK
>>3431035...you really plan to throw Stefan?YOU MONSTER
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3431038>I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3431035CHAOTIC SHINING GUN THROW
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3431041Huh, no wonder I rolled shit.Dark Silver Sweets ThrowAlso, I like how half this thread is just us trying to figure out the sentient dice
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3431042>I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!Alright, this time let's try to quote it all proper like.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3431042You fool! You forgot the echo!>...(LIGHT! Light! light!)
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>3431038Okay, testing.SHADOWY FUNTIME LAUNCH
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3431052>I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!...(LIGHT! Light! light!)Got it, senpai.
Man if we do join the Strawhats we're gonna be so stupidly broken. For like the entire story.
>>3431045Detective Pistol is a Ally Of Justice aaand...>>3431049...first throwing our friend, and now SWEETS? Those are to be eaten!sigh.Have Harry Silver Prince of Darkness + Best Boy>yes, that IS a cape. Made of SHADOWS>>3431058See? He's doing it right
Rolled 55 (1d100)....rolling to see if we're just absurdly mediocre at most rolls
>>3431081oh
>>3431081Wait is this confirmation? Or not? I can't tell anymore
>56, M E D I O C R EIt's a long, boring slog around the Whitebeards' ship. You dangle from two daggers, occasionally one as you tug one out to cross it over and stab into the next part of your path.The waves are a pain.The wind is a pain.Your arms are probably gonna start aching soon.At least Stefan's enjoying himself and not trying to bark, or piss on you, or whatever.Such a good friend. The only one you can count on. Apart from your weirdly cute weapons, of course.... You sigh. Can't those damn Whitebeards attach a damn boat to their ship or something?! You can still hear bells ringing every now and then, followed by yelled updates - no sightings of you (or Stefan) - and plenty of running about. Looks like a full search is underway, though they don't seem to have checked Thatch's cabi- Wait. Did you unlock the door before you climbed out of the porthole?... They probably think he locked it and no-one could have got in. Ha!You resist the urge to fist-pump, because you kind of need to focus on keeping your hands on practical matters right now.Although>maybe you should take a short break and climb back in through a porthole? Just to give your arms a rest.>is that a ship you see in the distance?>No! You must. Keep. Climbing!>Other?>>>3431070WHY DOES BEST DOG NOT HAVE A CAPE AS WELL?! Are you looking down on our saviour Stefan?!>>3431049If this were the actual thread I might be annoyed, but as it's the non-canon one, I give zero shits.>>3431081Ouch.
>>3431100>>is that a ship you see in the distance?Inb4 it's Garp
>>3431100>is that a ship you see in the distance?
>>3431104Surprise, this world had Dragon born as a woman, and she's your mother.Garp has come to collect you and make you a strong Marine! Via cannonballs!
>>3431100>maybe you should take a short break and climb back in through a porthole? Just to give your arms a rest.I like how casual all this is. We were just imprisoned and made an offer we couldn't refuse from one of the Four Emperors. We're currently scaling his ship with his dog tied to us. But it feels like just a regular day.
>>3430905I know what this Flashy should and does look like now.
>>3431111....Maybe drowning isn't so bad. Life is kinda overrated
>>3431100>is that a ship you see in the distance?mistery box>dog cape...Yeah haven't got anythig, you're right.On my defense, it's 2 am and I'm not really on the top of my game
>>3431100>>maybe you should take a short break and climb back in through a porthole? Just to give your arms a rest.WHOSE ROOM IS IT
>>3431100>maybe you should take a short break and climb back in through a porthole? Just to give your arms a rest.Hi blackbeardStole ur froot.
>>3431100>>No! You must. Keep. Climbing!Flashman aint a quitter.
>>3431114To be fair, you have amnesia. This may well be a regular day for you!>>3431122Draw-anon, I know it's the weekend, but with all love for you (and your art), GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
>>is that a ship you see in the distance?
>>3431100>>is that a ship you see in the distance?
Calling for ship, which is winning by two votes>A messenger from the Red Haired pirates!>An envoy from... the Marines?>Jinbei (plus crew, I guess)>Another Whitebeard shipBy the way, I suspect you're definitely gonna get more than 100million for your first bounty. Or something stupid, like 100 beri.
>>3431201>A messenger from the Red Haired pirates!Piss off/ get adopted by ALL four emperors or die in the attempt.
>>3431201>>A messenger from the Red Haired pirates!
>>3431201>...the Marines?[In The Navy intensifies]
>An envoy from... the Marines?
>>3431208Not sure if still dadadoption quest, brotheradoption quest, dognapping quest or enemyacquisition quest...
>>3431201>>Jinbei (plus crew, I guess)Jinbei a cool dude.
>>3431201>A messenger from the Red Haired pirates!Has Shanks met us before I wonder?
>>3431201>>Jinbei (plus crew, I guess)I WANNA LEARN FISHMAN KARATE
>>3431222>Not sure if still dadadoption quest, brotheradoption quest, dognapping quest or enemyacquisition quest...Yes.
>>3431222Its Flashyquest. The answer is always yes. Unless the intelligent thing to say is yes in which case the answer is no.
>>3431201>>3431201>Jinbei (plus crew, I guess)Torn between Jinbei and Shanks, but cool fish dude wins out. Hopefully we can convince him to set a course which takes us away from the Whitebeard ship.
>>3431229Excellent point. Although Whitebeard isn't your enemy until you steal all his booze.Calling for a messenger from Shanks!By the way, have Shanks' crew ever met you before?>Yes>No
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3431239Damn it, I can't chooseDice don't fail me now!>Yes (1)>No (2)
>>3431239>YesIf no they'll most likely toss us straight back to Whitebeard, so
>>3431239Yes."Ok so I got shot in the head and stole this dog and also a fruit, from Whitebeard."
>>3431239>NoI don't remember how far back it was when Shanks and Rayleigh met, but I imagine Shanks' crew has heard of us but not met us. Shanks might actually have met us when we were a kid.
>>3431239>Yes
>>3431239>YesGet us out of here or I'm TOTALLY telling dad the moment I get my memories back
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3431239Dice Jesus take the wheel!>no(1)>yes(2)
>>3431239>>Yes>>BUT IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
>>3431239>>YesWe were very young. We told him his hat looked stupid.
I can't wait for the den den call where some poor Marine has to report to HQ that Whitebeard has declared war on Shanks because the latter stole the former's potential son AND his dog. And a Fruit, but Teach is the only one who even cares.
>>3431269I can only hope Rayleigh is fucking delighted by all this when he finally hears.
>Yes
>>3431269Dad is gonna shit himself laughing
>>3431269At least this way we're absolutely guaranteed to get that 100 million bounty once Sengoku discovers what a headache we've left for the marines.
Part of me is sad that this is non-canon, because imagine Smoker's face when he hears about how two of the Yonkos are fighting each other over an idiot kid and a dog
>>3431292Oh my god can this thread just end up as Smoker's nightmare?
>>3431298>>3431292Don't worry, when we meet the user of the non-canon non-canon no mi, we can have a crossover
>>3431298I kinda want this to be continued in every non canon thread.
>>3431309Flashman Prime, with his parent parent no mi has gained control over the timelines.
>>3431318Holy shit. This is literally the quest's filler as the QM gets more material (canon).
>>3431324I know.That's why I said in every non canon thread.Rather than a different scenario.
>>3431324Thinking more about it, this is actually pretty obvious and I'm an idiot for not realizing it.I'm kinda torn between actually wanting to continue with OG Flashman and this though. This is G8-tier filler right here.
>>3431331Non cannon is fun because there are no consequences so we can relax and enjoy the nonsense, but I am really looking forward to Flashy in Alabasta
>better red than white...beard You squint out at the approaching ship. Is that... the Red Haired jolly roger it's flying? And a white flag under it to signal non-hostile intentions?You feel a weird buzz of relief at the ship, but have no idea why. Maybe you come from an island under their protection?Whatever the case, you doubt they'll be sticking around. If you can smuggle yourself onto their ship - which is a lot smaller and less threatening, only room for perhaps ten or twelve people - they can sail you right out of Whitebeard's reach!Sure, you might end up pissing off the Red Haired pirates when they find you stowed away and realize they accidentally have Whitebeard's prisoner, but that's a problem for future-you!You must be some kind of strategic genius. It's the only explanation for how brilliant you are.As the ship rapidly heads in to dock with the Moby Dick - apparently they're not exactly expected, from all the yelling above, but they must be calling on the den den or Whitebeard just doesn't give a shit, because no-one's firing on them - you manage to dagger-climb your way down to a thick ledge, crawling along it and crouching beside some decorative flouncy crap that's sticking out. As soon as no-one's looking, you will become a ninja. OF THE DARK...... Hey, your arms started billowing creepy black shadow-smoke when you thought that. Nifty."Wuff!"You pet Stefan's head. A worthy companion and noble friend.The ship docks, and you can juuuust about see some spiky-haired dude climbing up the long (like, REALLY long) rope ladder that's been thrown down.Hmm.>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)>Try to eavesdrop on the meeting before you sneak onto the ship (lower chance of escape)>>3431292Don't worry, if you escape, you can still head to East Blue. (And get adopted by Smoker.)>>3431298... I have the best idea. Shhhhhh.
>>3431358>>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)
>>3431358>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)
>>3431358>>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)We need the easiest path we can get at this rate
>>3431358>>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)Shadow sneak Silvers secures Stefan stealthily.
>sneaky sneakyYou COULD try and listen in on a meeting between a Yonkou and a Yonkou's representative... but you don't give enough of a crap.Plus, you don't just have yourself to worry about! You have Stefan now!While all attention seems to be focused on Spiky up above, you carefully dart along the ledge, closer to the Red-Haired's ship.Now all you have to do is climb down that ladder and get on board without anyone noticing!What could possibly go wrong?>Roll 1d100, best of 3. Partial success DC 50, total success DC 80
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>3431382AAGGH COME ON STEFAN
>>3431384STEFAN IS INCREDIBLE
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3431382Ignore this 1
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>3431382FOR THE DOG
>>3431384>>3431388>>3431389IT'S BACK LADSALL HAIL STEFAN
>>3431389>>3431384>>3431388I-IT WORKED!STEFAN IS OUR BOI
>>3431358>>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)We told Ace we were gonna take Stefan and escape, and we're a man of our word!
>>3431384>>3431388>>3431389What the fuck Okay, uh...I gotta figure out something extra for that.
>>3431384>>3431388>>3431389Stefan is our good luck friend (Read as Mascot)
Think of the headlines>"RED HAIRED" SHANKS STEALS WHITEBEARDS DOG WITH AID FROM SILVERS HARRY, SON OF "DARK KING" RAYLEIGH. WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED BETWEEN THE TWO FACTIONSImagine Sengoku's fucking face.
...apparently the source of Pirate!Flashy's strength is edginess and goodbois
....wait a second. We've done terribly/mediocre on every combat/fitness roll right? What if this Flashy is just absurdly lucky with Non-combat rolls?
>>3431403... I finally got that non-combat quest I wanted?>>3431399You wouldn't be able to see his face, it'd be hidden behind a massive bottle of alcohol.
>>3431403Nah, we got mediocre rolls for finding food and approaching Stefan. We did start getting better rolls after we stole Stefan, though... a few mediocre ones in there but better than before! Clearly if it's something Stefan can help with, we roll excellently! He sniffed out the fruit and he's the one that's helping us out with stealth!
>>3431399>HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF BERIS WORTH OF DAMAGE DONE TO MARINEFORD, GARP TO BE REPRIMANDED FOR "LAUGHING TOO HARD".
>>3431403>Shit combat (where he shoul be good)>Epic non-combat (the original quest Plan)...oh my dog.He really IS anti-FlashmanWell. Mostly.Still subverting all expectations, sooo... is he?I'm confused.
>>3431422>Flashy finds a good girl locked room with an already eaten devil fruit>Silvers finds a good boy in an unlocked room with an uneaten devil fruitHow far does this rabbit hole go?
>97 top kek(+10 to all future stealth rolls due to triple-90s)(+10 to all future climbing rolls due to triple-90s)You skim down the ropes like some kind of monkey, limbs powered by glee and urge to protect your new, fluffy buddy, who looks about himself with excited eyes.Well, as excited as dog eyes can be, anyway.You hit the deck of the Red Haired ship almost silently, sparing a glance up, but no-one's looking down at you. The door to inside isn't locked, either - you sneak in, Stefan wonderfully quiet, and then quickly into an corridor and down some stairs belowdecks, as you head footsteps approaching.They go past without a pause.... You are a NINJA.While Stefan snuggles his face against your neck, you investigate a few rooms of the small vessel as quietly as possible, looking for somewhere to hide.At the very least, you need to not be found until you're out of Whitebeard territory.(TRIPLE 90SSSSSSS)Aha! A currently unused cabin! Perfect.You still have to be quiet, because it sounds like there's a few more people on board, but you can put Stefan down, and even stretch out and get some rest.... Man, you're awesome.Stefan apparently agrees, by the way he rests his head on your leg and lazily wags his tail.Now you just have to wait for the meeting to end, and the Red Haired pirates to leave the Moby Dick.>Roll 1d100, best of 3, to see if you get found. And if so, how soon?If you end up stealthing aboard the Red Force and stealing Shanks' hat, I'm gonna cry.
>>3431466inb4 nat 1 means right now
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3431466Nice
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>3431466
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>3431468...Shanks stole my rollalso...FOR THE PUPPY!
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>3431466Wait, does Luffy not have it or something?Also good job good boi Stefan.
>>3431478>>3431480>4 secondsFUCK
>>3431469>>3431476>>3431478>>3431480Why have you forsaken us, almighty Stefan?
>>3431480Oops, I meant coat. It's late.Also... wow. Clearly you have to be carrying Stefan for it to work.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>3431484You must say his name directly, it must be the only way. Stefan you are the best boi
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3431504Obviously your praise to Stefan is hollow, watch a true believer at work\|T|/ PRAISE STEFAN
>>3431512Wrrrryyyyy!!
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3431512!!!!!!!!!!!!PRAISE!
Rolled 54 (1d100)THE DOG IS GOD
>>3431512And that's how it's down boyo
LAST UPDATE OF THE NIGHT/MORNING>33 + 10 stealth = 43You hear the cries as the Red Haired emissary returns, then shortly after feel the ship setting off, slow at first, then faster as they leave the Moby Dick's wake.....Yeah.You think you might just have made it.FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOM~Heaving a sigh, you curl up on the floor, resting your weary body, and settle in for a good, long nap.You wake up to a boot nudging your side."Nnghn?" Not the most eloquent of words, but you get your point across as you turn bleary eyes up at... a guy.An unimpressed-looking guy. With spiky hair.... Nuts."Good evening, Sleeping Beauty," the guy says, voice droll. "Just to check, are you Silvers Harry?"Uh.Stefan gives a sleepy bark, which doesn't really help.>... Who?>Yes. Yes, I am he. Absolutely. If that's a guy you don't wanna give back to old Whitey.>Beats me, dude, I have amnesia.>Silvers? Like Silvers Rayleigh?>Back off! I have a dog, and I'm not afraid to use him!>Other?>>3431512HOLY SHIT, IT'S REALOkay guys, heading to bed now, continuing tomorrow. I'm actually caught up on Alabasta now, but... I can't look away from this trainwreck just yet.How's the thread going for you guys? Worth the wait for Alabasta? Hate this Flashy? Want to start a cult for Stefan?
>>3431521>>3431521>>3431515May Stefan bless you all fellow believers>HOLY SHIT, IT'S REAL
>>3431528>Beats me, dude, I have amnesiaAlso bring up the gunshot scar on our face wherever it is.10/10 thread desu.I want this particular side story to be the one we stick with whenever we go non canon.
>>3431528>”Beats me, dude. I have amnesia.”>Indicate head wound.
>>3431528>Beats me, dude, I have amnesia.>now could you leave me alone, I'm trying to sleep here
>>3431528>>Beats me, dude, I have amnesia.Night OP.Looking forward to Alabasta, but I'm enjoying Dark Flashy while it lasts. It's good to have the occasional filler arc now and then, as a palate cleanser if nothing else.
>>3431528>>Yes. Yes, I am he. Absolutely. If that's a guy you don't wanna give back to old Whitey.Absolutely loving this thread. Flashy is just so goddamn lovable and now you've given him a dog.
>>3431528>>”Beats me, dude. I have amnesia.”>>Indicate head wound.Night BP. This entire thread is one hell of an adventure. 100% worth the wait. And Yes I want a cult for Stefan. Also congrats on finally getting your non-combat quest
>>3431548>gives us supreme combatant Flashy, with both Armament and Observation and NOW a broken OP Devil Fruit>useless in combat >barely trained flashy with camera>SCOURGE OF THE STRAWHATS
>>3431528>Back off! I have a dog, and I'm not afraid to use him!
Can you imagine how shit Blackbeard must feel right now>YES! THE FRUIT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE, MY DREAM SHALL BECOME TRUE!>now I just need to kill Thatch and steal it tonight...>*speedy blonde kid with a dog zips past*>wonder what that was all about?>10 minutes later>THE PRISONER HAS ESCAPED, AND HE TOOK STEFAN! AND THATCH MENTIONED HIS DEVIL FRUIT HAS GONE MISSING!>fuck
>>3431528>Beats me, dude, I have amnesia.>>3431556Speaking of canon flashy, all we have to do is beat up luffy and we've embarrassed ever member of the monster trio in singles combatThink about that for a second
>>3431528>>3431528>”Beats me, dude. I have amnesia.”>Indicate head wound.Alabasta please. all the dicefagging in this thread is starting to get on my nerves
>>3432526Take a chill candy anon. This thread is best served with booze and a Zoro interlude
>>3432526>>3432629Just realized this sounded kinda offensive, sorry.I just wanted to say this entire G8 arc is just for fun and shenanigans and to just enjoy the ride.Like watching a non-horrible trainwreck with booze and candy in hand
>>3431528>>3431548support
>>3431596Pretty much! Also...>be Ace>run across some escaped prisoner>seems like a cool guy, just needs some combat training>fuck yeah, new brother>amnesia too, so easy recruit>he runs away. with Stefan>top kek, he gonna Learn>go looking for him>.... still looking for him>............ oh shit>ace's goddamn face when he lets a prisoner escape with his father's dog and the devil fruit he told him aboutAnd this is how instead of Ace running off to kill Blackbeard, Ace is going to run off to drag his new little brother and dog back.Oh, and Blackbeard's coming after you too. This is fine, right?
Christ Almighty, this thread has been nothing but a rollercoaster of a trainwreck.I LOVE ITAnd yes, supporting Silvers Harry being Smoker's recurring night terror.
>>3431528>>Back off! I have a dog, and I'm not afraid to use him!
>>3431466Erm boss is this added to Flashman? or do i have to make a new paste for Nega-Harry?
>>3432927Uh... I wasn't gonna bother having a sheet for this Flashy because it was meant to be a one thread thing... but considering people want to revisit him...If you like? I mean honestly, I should have given you bonuses for climbing and stuff, but we're playing it pretty fast and loose here in non-canon-land. At the moment it's just +100 for swords and +10 for stealth and climbing.
>>3432927Oh, to clarify, any gains here do NOT affect canon Flashy, and vice versa.
>>3432930I'm fine with letting AU-Silvers!Flashman go after this peek at his antics. I feel trying to fit in two quests into one won't go well for anyone, but that's just me. I could be a lame dummy that is against fun.
>>3432935It's not really 2 quests in 1 but people just wanting to go for this one if we ever have to do a non-canon thread again while the QM rereads the manga or something, I think.
Yeah, for all it's cool and a lot of fun, I would rather this be kept a fun one-off interlude that maybe gets jokingly referred to as Smoker's recurring (and surprisingly detailed) nightmare. Maybe in the far distant future revisited as a seperate quest altogether, but definitely not an on-off alternating thing - I came for and love BP Quest, not an inverted spinoff.
>>3432935I'm with HAnon on this. As fun as this is, I'd rather have the opportunity to do something else if we do another non-canon thread than have to keep track of two protags
Looks like people want to keep this as a one-off rather than something that happens every few months, be warned that I WILL have to do some kind of non-canon thread now and then while I reread manga, etc. You guys can just vote on what you want when it happens.Also if I ever do another quest, it'll probably be a supervillain or phantom thief one, rather than the facepalm-inducing adventures of Silvers 'Prince of Chaos' Harry. I just love me some wacky, Golden Age supervillainy.
>>3432947Different one-off iterations of Flashman for the non-canon threads, maybe? Revolutionary Flashy? CP9 Rookie Flashy? Fishman Flashy? Okama Flashy?
>>3432956>implying okama flashy isn't your canon futureYou sweet Summer-island child...
>>3432960I refuse.
>>3432947Well, I'll just vote for this Flashy.Not everyone wants to keep it One Off.
>>3432966But the boa! Are you telling me you don't want Flashy in a pink feather boa?!... And now I'm imagining a pair of stiletto high-heels with the heels made of seastone, so expect someone to be fighting in those at some point.
>>3432956ALSO forgot to say, original plan of cankn quest was to have your unknown mother as a fishwoman or mermaid, and you'd only discover this when you fell/jumped into water and found yourself doing freaky gill stuff and developing webbing between your digits. Then the quest actually happened, and plans obviously changed. A lot.Anyway, writing.
>check out my sweet-ass head wound, u jealous?"Beats me, dude, I have amnesia." You yawn, and wave vaguely towards your head-gauze.Spiky looks at it, then back at you. "Seriously?""Yuuuuup.""Oh, for- You were right, Kato," he calls out of the door. "It's probably him!""I told
