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Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who kindly took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.

In last thread’s episode of FLASHMAN, QUEEN OF THE DESERT, our hero who the fuck cares, it’s Alabasta, Alabasta! Get a new crocodile-skin sheathe for your swords, go go go!

We, uh, now return you to your scheduled idiocy.
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>field trip with papaSmo

Rainbase is pretty damn big. Also: full of sand. And hot. Considering you and Smoboss had to ride in a (fairly nice) coach to get here from the docked ship, the heat punches you in the face as soon as you exit.

“Let’s get a cold drink, first,” you suggest.

“Shut up, brat,” Smoboss growls, a coil of smoke grabbing you by the shoulders and yanking you along. “The sooner we talk to that pirate trash, the sooner we can leave.”

“Is he still technically a pirate?” You let yourself be dragged through the city anyway, off to Rain Dinners (dumb name), which is Sir Crocodile’s own casino/restaurant/fancy-rich-person-place.

The guard dude at the door is happy to direct you and a fuming Smoboss in - apparently Bogart called ahead - and directs you both to the VIP room. With free drinks offered! Score!

>Hell yeah, something fruity and alcoholic!
>Tea, you’re a mature professional right now.
>Ice water is fine!
>Other?
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>>3433673
>>Ice water is fine!
We've dealt with enough pirates while drunk to last a lifetime
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>>3433673
>Are this drinks drugged? They are probably drugged.
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>>3433673
>Ice water is fine!
No getting drunk on the job. While Smoker can see us at least.
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>>3433673
>>Ice water is fine!

I'd drink nothing, but that feels like being too paranoid.
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>>3433673
>>Ice water is fine!
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>>3433683
+
>Something bottled please!
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>>3433673
>>Hell yeah, something fruity and alcoholic!
For good luck, we did capture 2 strawhats while on hangover.
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>>3433673
>Hell yeah, something fruity and alcoholic!
>>3433652
>>3433656
He has that dumb gay male stripper "shirt" with that stupid backside. Any appeal he might have plummets beyond the negatives.
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>water is not a beverage

“Just let me do all the talking,” Smoboss says, as you enter the VIP room. As expected - it’s ostentatious. Not quite tasteful, not quite tacky. Your eyes flick across all the gold... actually, yeah, kinda tacky.

You nod anyway, keeping quiet already, and settle down on the (soft!) couch to drink your water. Smoboss stands, having turned down a drink. Being a Smoke logia, you suspect he probably has less need of hydration than most. Or maybe he just thought he’d end up throwing it in the Shichibukai’s face?

... Nah, he’d just punch him.

Apparently it’ll take a few minutes before Sir Crocodile arrives.

>Say/do anything while you wait?

Heading out, update in a while.
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>>3433717
>>Whats the plan if things go south Smoboss?
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>>3433669
Awesome, now to shock Tashigi and Flashman when they realize they both have armament haki
>Garp: Gotta say Smoker, you did a fine job with your two ensigns, what with both having unlocked arament! I'm guessing lil' Klaus here was the one who taught them?
>Flashman: what?
>Tashigi: what?!
>Smoker:....can you explain what you mean sir?
>Garp: Well yeah, metal cutting is a part of Armament, and they can both do it.
>Klaus: IT IS?! I mean I totally knew that
>Smoker: Bullshit
>Garp: Well done foatering the next generation you two, makes this old marine happy as hell to see the corp will be left in good hands!
>Smoker just pulls out and starts smoking the whole cigar box
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>>3433717
>Try to get a feel of the emotions of the nearby staff / guards
Are they tense? On edge? Really damn thirsty??
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>>3433717
>>Try to get a feel of the emotions of the nearby staff / guards
>>3433718
>>>Whats the plan if things go south Smoboss?
Lets not talk about that whilst in range of potential bugs/eavesdroppers
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>>3433717
>>Take Photos of everything
>>Use your Haki to check everyone's emotions
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>>3433717
>>3433720
Supporting.
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>>3433717
>feel the emotion emanating off the guards and Crocodile, subtly warn Smoker if it's suspicious in any way
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>>3433723
This
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>>3433717
Supporting this>>3433723
Gotta try out our new camera anyways
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>>3433723
Support
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>taking pictures like a Chinese tourist

(Also, because I've been going through the character sheet: +1 Jitte due to background train by with Smoboss. +1 General Fitness.)

In an attempt not to fidget like a raging work, you end up pulling your new camera out and going through it again. Smoboss' eyes turn to watch you for a few seconds as you take a few pictures and check he results, but then goes back to checking the rest of the room.

What he probably doesn't know is that you're also using Observation.

You can't pinpoint any specific guards around- the whole casino is a giant haze of high emotions, excitement and despair, interest and boredom, all mingling together. Too many people packed into one place within your range.

Smoboss is easier to pinpoint, because he's close, you're alone with him, and you're used to him. He feels... on edge. Frustrated. Annoyed.

... Pretty normal.

And... you feel SOMEONE approaching. You can even pick it out, like... even though their emotions aren't that strong (casual interest, amusement, anticipation), they're somehow still noticeable. Crocodile?

And... down below, on some floor beneath you, there are oddly simple emotions. Boredom. Hunger. A strange, sharp alertness.

Rain Dinners is weird.

You open your mouth to tell Smoboss about your findings, when a door pushes open, and the interest-amusement-anticipation dude walks in.

Yup. Sir Crocodile, looking confident, smug, and tall. Why is everyone so tall, dammit?!

... Smoboss' emotions turn to disgust; and Sir Crocodile sweeps a laconic smile over the two of you.

"Captain Smoker! And...?"

>Stay quiet.
>"Ensign Flashman, sir." It's just a brief politeness, it'd cause more trouble not to speak.
>"Ensign Flashman, Photography Department!" Nice and friendly, totally unsuspicious!
>Other?

(Ignore this roll, DC 95)
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>98

... Well, fuck.
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>>3433889
>>"Ensign Flashman, Photography Department!" Nice and friendly, totally unsuspicious!
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>>3433893
I don't like the sound of that...
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>>3433889
>>"Ensign Flashman, Photography Department!" Nice and friendly, totally unsuspicious!
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>>3433889
>"Ensign Flashman, Photography Department!" Nice and friendly, totally unsuspicious!
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>>3433889
>>"Ensign Flashman, Photography Department!" Nice and friendly, totally unsuspicious!
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

Well, you detected the drug in your water. Let's see how badly you're affected!
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>>3433889
>Stay quiet.
Hes talking to Smoboss, maybe he wants him to introduce us? If Smoker stays silent tho
>"Ensign Flashman, Photography Department!" Nice and friendly, totally unsuspicious
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>>3433889
>>"Ensign Flashman, Photography Department!" Nice and friendly, totally unsuspicious!

>>3433912
So we knew we got drugged but found out too late! We should have trusted water bottle anon!
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>>3433919
I knew it!
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>>3433919
Unless the higher the number the higher the effect
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>>3433889
>>"Ensign Flashman, Photography Department!" Nice and friendly, totally unsuspicious!
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>>3433889
>>"Ensign Flashman, Photography Department!" Nice and friendly, totally unsuspicious!
Seeing as we noticed it's drugged, then if there's anything left in the glass after we've had a drink I feel like we should throw it in his face.
Pretty sure it'd end badly, but still want.
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Honestly wondering how viable a plan it is to just turn to Smoker and tell him the drinks were drugged
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>>3433889
>>"Ensign Flashman, Photography Department!" Nice and friendly, totally unsuspicious!
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>>3433940
We know our bureaucracy, if that would be enough of a reason to arrest him i would say lets go for it
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>>3433960
Poisoning a Marine Officer sounds like a big crime, but maybe not enough of one to arrest him. It should be enough of one to get Smoker pissed and that might be enough reason for Croc to be put down.
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>the water is a lie

You need to be polite. And unsuspicious. "Ensign Flashman, Photog-"

You pause.

Frown.

The edges of your vision... blur a little. Wavering.

Heavy dread thunks into your stomach, as you lift your half-empty glass to stare at it. Then at Crocodile, who watches you with a smug-ass smirk and hooded eyes.

Against your will, you feel your grip loosen slightly on the glass, and Smoboss... suddenly feels like FURY PANIC RAGE.

"What the fuck did you do?!"

You blink, and your vision is blurred not by whatever you drank, but by a thick cloud of smoke wreathing you, Smoboss just about visible, jitte drawn.

You dropped the glass at some point, too.

Aw, fuck.

This ain't good.

(Physical rolls reduced by about 30%!)

"Really, Captain? Do you truly think I'm ill-informed enough not to know what you Government dogs plan?" Wow. What a dick. On the bright side, no-one's paying attention to you.

>Pretend to pass out, wait for an opportune moment.
>Get up and draw a weapon or two (what)
>Draw Pistol-chan discreetly, try to shoot him.
>Other?

So... you weren't meant to catch that drug in time, but I figured I'd give you a chance due to the Chemistry skill. Congrats? Fuck all my plans, I guess.
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>>3433993
>>Pretend to pass out, wait for an opportune moment.
wait until he isn’t looking and then put a bullet in his head.

If flashy knew it IC I’d suggest soaking his sword in the water but he doesn’t...
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>>3433993
>Draw Pistol-chan discreetly, try to shoot him.
this is fine probably
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>>3433993
>>Pretend to pass out, wait for an opportune moment.
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>>3433993
>>Pretend to pass out, wait for an opportune moment.
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>>3433993
>>Pretend to pass out, wait for an opportune moment.
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>>3433993
Hey Flashman actually knows something about poisons
>Chemistry (including poisons) +5

>See if you can figure something to negate effect of poison
Like throwing up or something
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>>3433993
>>Pretend to pass out, wait for an opportune moment.
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>>3433993
>>Pretend to pass out, wait for an opportune moment.
Hopefully we wont actually pass out.
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>>3434011
I like this!
>>3433993 Roll it up with >>3434016, pretend to pass out while trying to figure out if we can do something about this poison stuff.
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>>3433993
>Pretend to pass out, wait for an opportune moment.
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>>3433993
>>Draw Pistol-chan discreetly, try to shoot him.
If you've been drugged, don't pretend to pass out. Chances are the pretense will become real the moment you close your eyes.
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>>3433993
>>3434011
This is a better idea
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>>3433993
>>3434011
This.
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>sneaky sneaky

You still your movements, letting yourself slowly slump a little, eyes closing until you're just looking through cracks.

You feel... kind of numb. A bit dizzy. Sound and light seem lesser, somehow, with occasional distortions. And you could really do with a nap.

But fuck all of that.

It turns out that Sir Crocodile is a goddamn monologuer.

"My Unluckys already found out Igaram's aboard your ship," Crocasshole brags like the raging dickweasel he is (and what's an Unlucky, anyway?). "He has a big mouth to go with such a small brain."

You can't see Smoboss' face, but you can feel him seethe. "Then you know that you're under arrest for more than just poisoning my Ensign."

SMUG SMUG SMUG drives through the air. "You should have had a drink as well, mutt. It'll end up the same way, but at least it wouldn't hurt so badly for you."

Through the whirling smoke and your nearly-closed eyelids, you can faintly see Smoboss' hands tighten on his jitte. "So you're not going to surrender."

"Surrender? But it's the Strawhats who killed you, Captain. That's what the Vice-Admiral will hear."

>Keep faking.
>Do something? (What?)
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>>3434058
>Do something? (What?)
>Turn on recording option in camera
>See if you can figure something to negate effect of poison
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>>3434058
>>3434066
Supporting
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>>3434058
>>Do something? (Shoot him!)
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>>3434058
>Haki to see where or if we can help Smoker
>Attempt to negate the poison
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>>3434058
>>3434066
Backing this.
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>>3434058
>>3434066
Supporting
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>>3434066
>>3434058
support
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>>3434066
YEAAAAAH FUCKING SUPPORT
I LOVE THIS THING
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>>3434066
+1
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>>3434066
+1
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>>3434066
There's a reason I gave you guys that recording function in time for Alabasta, and you figured it out... not as early as you could have. Oh well, good enough!

>video killed the shichibukai star or something

No-one sees your hand carefully reaching for your new camera, through the smoke and their own focus. No-one sees your fingers tap-tapping through to the video option, or gently pushing it off your lap and onto the couch, camera angled at Sir Cock-adile.

Who continues to shoot his mouth off. Like, seriously. As useful as that is for you, what's with all the drama? Why don't people just try to kill their enemies? Are they stupid?

"He'll never believe the Strawhats could do that," Smoboss snaps, disgust rising in your senses. "How stupid do you thi- okay, he's an idiot, but he's not THAT dumb."

You kind of want to puke. Is that the stuff you were given, or just the mention of Garp?

"Agree to disagree." Ugh. He's just a walking pile of smirk and hair gel. "With you and your Ensign dead, and a little evidence pointing towards the Strawhats, I think they'll be rather more bumped up in Garp's priorities. Baroque Works will finish everything without Marine interference - especially yours, Captain."

And then he erupts into a goddamn sandstorm, followed by Smoboss becoming a flurry of pure white.

>Yeah, no, you don't belong here. Try and get towards the door so you can escape and get backup.
>Keep faking unconsciousness, maybe Crocodile will turn human again...?
>Sneak the camera away in case the asshole notices it or it gets damaged. You've recorded enough.
>Draw your weapons. You can maybe help distract him?
>Other?
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>>3434141
>Sneak the camera away in case the asshole notices it or it gets damaged. You've recorded enough.
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>>3434141
Wait until he turns human again
Then puke on him and prepare to run
With our camera, of course
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>>3434141
>Yeah, no, you don't belong here. Try and get towards the door so you can escape and get backup.
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>>3434141
>>Sneak the camera away in case the asshole notices it or it gets damaged. You've recorded enough.
We can take a beating, our camera cant.
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>>3434141
>>Sneak the camera away in case the asshole notices it or it gets damaged. You've recorded enough.
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>>3434141
>Sneak the camera away in case the asshole notices it or it gets damaged. You've recorded enough.
I don't think it's enough at all, the line by itself is somewhat incriminating but it's really the fact that Crocodile attacks us that makes it good. As long as we got the start of the battle, then it should be enough proof that Crocodile tried to kill us and frame the Strawhats. Not that the WG's gonna do jack shit with it anyway.
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>>3434141
>>Sneak the camera away in case the asshole notices it or it gets damaged. You've recorded enough.
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>>3434141
>>Sneak the camera away in case the asshole notices it or it gets damaged. You've recorded enough.
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>camera: SAFIFIED

Yeeeep, that's at least enough to prove Sir Crock-of-dicks is up to shady business and attacked first. You flick the camera off, and manage to shove it away on your jacket while he and Smoboss are busy having a completely useless battle around the room.

Seriously. Smoboss has a seastone-tipped jitte - and you remember with frustration that your seastone cuffs are still around Roronoa's wrists, he's fucked you over AGAIN - but against another Logia? Crocodile simply swirls around the weapon any time it looks close to touching him.

The sand, though... there seems to be more of it than the smoke. And it moves faster. And - there's a bunch of it coming right at you.

>Keep faking unconsciousness!
>FUCK THAT, TRY TO RUN FOR THE DOOR
>NOPE NOPE NOPE TRY TO RUN FOR SMOBOSS
>Other?
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>>3434217
>>FUCK THAT, TRY TO RUN FOR THE DOOR
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>>3434217
>Throw up on the sand
He's probably trying to take us hostage; I don't think we can outrun him, throwing up might help with the drugs, and screw Crocodile.
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>>3434217
Y'know what why the fuck not
>>3434225
Supporting this
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>>3434217
>>FUCK THAT, TRY TO RUN FOR THE DOOR
About all we can do here is get out of the way.
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>>3434217
What if we call out to Smoker to pass his Seastone Jitte to us?
Our observation is a great counter to Sand dodge bullshit.
And we can dual wield the other Jitte for additional confusion.
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>>3434217
>FUCK THAT, TRY TO RUN FOR THE DOOR
At this point we just have to get the evidence out and hope smoboss can deal with this
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>>3434225
+1
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>>3434141
>>>FUCK THAT, TRY TO RUN FOR THE DOOR
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>>3434225
>POCKET VOMIT!
+1
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>>3434225
+1
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>>3434225
Uh... You don't ICly know that liquids are a weakness, so conveniently directing it at him is somewhat... stretching it.
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>>3434252
I think the idea is just vomit, yet Croc is coming right for us so he gets hit.
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>>3434252
You say Flashman couldn't make connection that dude using desert sand powers would be weak to water?

>>3434011
Also was advocating for throwing up quite early.

And after being drugged/poisoned emping contents of your stomach sounds quite reasonable.
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>>3434266
QM is specifically talking about throwing up directly at Crocodile. It makes sense to throw up to try and get rid of the drug. Doesn't make sense to aim at Crocodile. How exactly would connecting sand to water relate in connecting sand to vomit?
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>>3434262
Hm, well, if you roll well enough I guess.

>PROJECTILE ATTACK: SUPREME GIGA VOMIT

>Roll 1d100 for speed, best of 3
45 DC to make yourself throw up, 70 DC to properly hit him

>>3434266
It was a good idea earlier on to purge yourself, but kind of late by now. Still might work with Croc, even a low success will mean you dodge the first rush. No-one wants to get close to vomit-guy.

(You've also got a puddle of water on the floor you could slap your hand in, just saying.)
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>>3434217
>FUCK THAT, TRY TO RUN FOR THE DOOR
Smoker's got his hands full right now, he can't afford to look after us as well.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3434286
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3434286
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3434286
shame if someone roll nat 100
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3434286
>>
Shame
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>>3434296
... Dang~
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>>3434296
N-NANI!
HIS VOMIT
IT'S FAST!
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>>3434296
Sooo, do we nail Crocodile right in his face?
Also we will never admit that we intentionally vomited on him - we need to have some standards!
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3434304
ROLLING TO FIND THE PUKE PUKE FRUIT
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>>3434308
I can't...
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>>3434308
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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>>3434308
....well shit
>>
Lol
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>>3434308
I want to die.
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>>3434308
oh dear god

Das nasty


I'd rather have a glass-glass fruit or any other fucking fruit over something like that.
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>>3434308
What the actual god damn fuck.
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>>3434296
>>3434308
Welp its canon now
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>>3434321
You bringed it on yourself take responsibility
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>>3434308
Would that be like.... an Acid-Acid Fruit?
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>>3434330
...You know, I wouldn't even be mad about having a fruit like that, that sounds like a really nasty Logia to go against.
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>>3434329
No. I refuse.

Anon who first voted for 'puke on Crocodile', this is all your fault!

>>3434330
Bile Bile Fruit? Maybe? Dear sweet jeebus, it is NOT happening. No.
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>>3434308
>>adamjensen.jpg
I never asked for this...
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>>3434332
Yeah it sounds like it could be incredibly destructive for a fruit.
Also any non haki attacks would get destroyed.
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>>3434333
>>commits sudoku
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Okay, seriously, guys.

Acid Acid Fruit (NOT vomit).

Any interest? Or is this just idle conversation?
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>>3434337
Guestion is, how would it comprare to Magellan's Poison Fruit's corrosive properties?
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>>3434333
In all seriousness you don't have to give us a Puke Puke fruit. We'll just have to mock you even more after this.

Really, you'd think you'd have learnt your lesson after the mermaid.
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>>3434342
Sounds pretty cool.
Also the prospect of Smokers boat having three Logias is god damn hilarious.
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>>3434342
In the future. Yes. I still don't see Flashman being interested in Fruit at the moment.
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>>3434342
If we ever did find a fruit I'd want it to be truly random, like make a list of 100 and roll on it
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>>3434345
Yeah, but the idea of an Acid Acid Fruit sounds pretty cool, even if you gave it to someone else.

And seriously, what the fuck is up with this quest and rolls?! Seriously? The Fuck?
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>>3434337
I forgot, does Armament Haki prevent the effects of a fruit from affecting you? As in, would the acid still melt an Armament-infused weapon? Or fist?

>>3434342
Definitely pretty interested. Should be a possibility at the very least.

>>3434344
To compensate for being more specific it should be significantly more effective, I think.
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>>3434352
I’d dig an acid logia, that’s cool as fuck. But no puke. That’s just gross.
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>>3434342
No. Please, no.
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>>3434342
I'm personally not too picky on what kinda fruit we'd have if only because I'm in the minority in wanting a Zoan type if Anons would agree to eating one.
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>>3434342
Sounds neat but unless it's something like the Rumble Rumble Fruit or the Admiral/Yonko fruits somehow, I'm not really interested.
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>>3434346
Blood Logia AND Acid Logia on the same crew? ... Poor pirates.
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>>3434344
Well Magellan is a paramecia, so he can't turn into poison.
Also actual acid would probably be even more corrosive than his poison, where acidity is more a side effect.
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>>3434308
>>3434352
I'm fekking dying here.

Qm, this is the main thread. you can't let yourself be tempted, because the dice gods look closely on this one

On the topic of the fruit...
On one hand it's pretty cool being able to turn into ACID.
On the other I kinda like fruitless protag.

Ironic that the guy fixated with weapons could get the fruit to melt things
At least it's not the Rust one.
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>>3434359
Also everyone of these would be second to a certain fruit. Daddy's fruit.
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>>3434368
>Flashman gets serious
>calls a timeout while he puts his weapons in a safe place so he can use his fruit properly
I love it.
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>>3434342
I'm fine with it, as long as Flashy doesn't have it. Still looking for either Bag of Holding no Mi or otherwise fruitless.
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>>3434354
I think Armament would negate you turning into Acid if it struck you.
Idk what happens if you start lobbing acid around.
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>>3434374
We would be carrying all of our weapons in special sack, that would be resilient to acid.

I'm liking idea of this fruit more and more
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>>3434383
>Bag of Holding no mi
But that's DARK Harry's thing.
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>>3434383
CLEARLY
WE NEED TO KILL THE DEVIL CHILD ROBIN
AND GET LOADS OF ARMS
SO WE CAN USE ALL OUR WEAPONS AT ONCE!

Or a spider zoan, that would work too.
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>>3434392
>Insect/Arachnid Zoans
Have any of these been introduced in series? They'd be broken as all hell.
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>>3434392
>spider zoan
Oh shit, time for me to go looking for mythical spider creatures for that Mythical Zoan model.
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>>3434392
>Or a spider zoan, that would work too.
Pretty sure that's taken by Onigumo.
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>>3434392
Silly, OP already ate that Zoan.
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>>3434342
Sounds fun. Puppy brained idiot with an acid bath.
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>mfw your contribution to Alabasta is to vomit on crocodile. and it fucking works

You feel slow. Unbalanced. Unsteady.

You also want to stick your fingers down your throat so you can purge yourself of whatever drug hasn't hit your bloodstream yet, but fortunately, you don't need to take the time to do that.

... Because as the mass of sand explodes towards you, you feel your stomach give a sudden twist-lurch of panic, and that's all it takes.

You sway and half-topplr - the sand rushes for your face, your neck -

And you puke over Sir Crocodile, Shichibukai.

It's mostly water, considering you'd just been drinking, but the stomach acid still burns in your throat and mouth as you dry-heave, collapsed against the couch.

Oh, and Crocodile recoiled from the spray of watery-vomit, human body forming as you sense SURPRISE DISGUST HORROR -

>Roll 1d100, best of 3
DC 40/70/90
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3434435
Fuck you crocodile
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3434435
Here we go!
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3434435
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>>3434438
>>3434443
SEX PUKE
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>>3434438
>>3434443
>>3434444
69 69 59
????
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>>3434438
>>3434443
DICE DON'T PLAY US LIKE THIS

We really need that dubs bonus.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3434435
... rolling for drug wooziness to make you call Smoboss dad? Nat 100? Please?

>>3434438
>>3434443
Wow, the +5 from doubles just tips you over the moderate success! Lucky!
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>>3434444
>>3434443
>>3434438
The fuck.
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>>3434452
>>3434455
Dice are playful today...

>69 + 5 double roll bonus + 5 quads bonus = 79

- and then Smoboss' jitte slams him across the head with a crack that nearly sends your own skull ringing.

Unfortunately, it also sends Crocodile flying across the room, turning to sand again, but there's already smoke-arms-smoke grabbing-coiling around you, yanking you up, and then -

You vaguely realize Smoboss is rushing towards the door with you, before your consciousness finally gives up.
_______

>Roll 1d6, lowest of 3

(Congrats on that, if Crocodile had caught you, he would have dehydrated one of your eyes until you were blind in it, and held you hostage. So apologies that you don't get to wear a cool eyepatch.
As for missing the high success, sadly Smoboss only wounded/delayed him, and didn't get to arrest or kill him. Oh well!)
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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>3434473
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>3434473
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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>3434473
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>3434473
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>>3434473
GOOD THING WE HAVE
DECISIVE EVIDENCE!
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>>3434473
>As for missing the high success, sadly Smoboss only wounded/delayed him, and didn't get to arrest or kill him. Oh well!)
I'm ok with this, it'd feel cheap if we cheesed him in our first fight.
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>>3434473
>missed turning into Punished Flashman
By far our biggest loss
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Smoker is fucking EARNING that Commodore promotion.
I wonder if we will also get a promotion.
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>>3434473
>So apologies that you don't get to wear a cool eyepatch.
Damn, no Eyepatch of Power.
Would that have been enough to make Klaus stop calling Flashy 'prettyboy'?
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>>3434491
We better, our evidence is what'll be pivotal in charging a traitorous Shichibukai. That's gotta be a career maker right there, especially in a noncombat department.
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>>3434473
>he would have dehydrated one of your eyes
Hardcore. I can't wait for the rematch.
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>>3434493
He would have just switched up to "cyclop"
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>>3434473
>>3434477
Is this how many days we're out or something?
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>>3434486
There is no greater moment of weakness than when you've just been vomited on.

>3 hours of unconsciousness

... Guh.

You wake up to the White Mist's medbay, and thus the delightful smell of antiseptic.

Well. Better than the smell of puke, you guess. The inside of your mouth tastes better - did the doc flush it with water or somehing? You doubt any of the drug remained in your mouth, but still.

You can see things properly. Hear properly. Don't feel weird, or off-balance, or like you need to vomit again.

Yeah. You think you... might be okay?

(Drugs effects removed! Physical rolls back to normal!)

You manage to force yourself to sit up, easily catching the attention of the ship's surgeon, who rushes over to check a host of bodily measurements, and fill you in on what you've missed.

Which... turns out to be quite a bit.

After Smoboss escaped with you, Crocodile called Garp to report he'd been brutally attacked by Smoker, which would have caused a shit-ton of official problems if Smoboss hadn't taken a gamble on you messing with your camera beforehand, and wanted them to check your camera.

So. You apparently prevented Smoboss getting investigated. That's nice. Especially because that and his description of events was enough to cause the Marines to gear up, kick a hornet nest, and BRUTALLY STOMP IT INTO THE GROUND.

Not an hour after you'd arrived back here, reports of the Strawhats came in. Not in Rainbase at all, but making contact with the local rebellion (as expected of Revolutionaries).

That was about the same time that the Marines headed out, loaded for Crocodile, because that was how long it took for Garp to get a call back from HQ regarding the official rescinding of Crocodile's Shichibukai title.

And now, three hours after you got back here, the fighting is still ongoing. From what chaotic reports are surfacing, most of the rebellion is now firmly on the King's side and aware that Croocdile is Baroque Works' boss (What? Well, that's suddenly less surprising...), the Strawhats have taken down at least a few of the Agents and are running around looking for the rest, Firefist Ace has vanished completely, and no-one's entirely sure where Crocodile had gone, but if he has any brains, it's 'as far away from Garp as possible'.

... Although from how the doc comments on Smoboss' mood, you'd take your chances with Garp rather than him.

Oh. And you're forbidden from leaving the ship.

>What do???

>>3434493
You'll have to lose an eye to find out! (He'd have given you a pretty pink eyepatch with a flower embroidered on it, if you didn't seem too distraught.)


And what a surprise, Pinky and Chin hearing the Strawhats planning to go to Rainbase was totally wrong! No doubt the Strawhats detected them and fed them false information. They definitely wouldn't use some kind of friend in the Marines to misdirect you away from them and towards Crocodile, no way.
>>
I just realized there's a chance we could recruit Nico Robin. I don't think the government even knows she exists so it's possible. Though that would depend on how things play out. It's not likely but there's a small chance so that's neat.
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>>3434571
Man everything's going surprisingly well for everyone, AND HELL YEAH RECORDING SAVED SMOBOSSES ASS HE OWES US ONE
>>Leave the ship duh
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>>3434571
>leave the ship
I'm sure we'll be perfectly fine
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>>3434571
>>Leave the SHip and chase after Crocodile!
>>Take a broom with you and name it 'the ship'.
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>>3434571
>Stay on the ship
The Strawhats are going to be coming for Zoro at SOME point, and when they do, we'll be waiting for them.
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>>3434571
>>What do???
Get our weapons and our camera, THEN leave the ship. We've got strawhats to photograph.
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>>3434571
>snoop around the ship, see if there's anyone to talk to.
Come on guys we could get a promotion here.
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>>3434571
>remain on the ship

Zoro bonding time.
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>>3434571
Rendevous with Mina and Yu, also find out where Tashigi and Klaus are

I assume the former two are on the ship, and of the latter two Big Sis will definitely be out fighting, the latter might be?
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>>3434571
>Stay on the ship
Need to meet back up with our crew, or at least whoever's left on the ship. We could get some more answers to questions like: what the hell's the situation between us and the Strawhats now? They met up with the rebels and now the rebels are with the King, they're kicking Baroque Works' ass, are we on very shaky temporary alliance standing now?
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>>3434571
>Stay on the ship
>Find out where all your companions are
They're probably worried about us
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Calling for stay on the shiiiiiiip.
>>
In this universe, Smoker actually represents an actual threat to be taken seriously. Managing a draw/retreat with the arc villain is serious business.
Also the vomit thing is actually a perfect foreshadow.
Shame that Crocs plans have been destroyed wholly by marine swarm otherwise this would've been a better canon setup for the Story than actual canon.
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>>3434637
Confirmed: qm has more story-sense than Oda.
not that it is a particularly difficult achievment
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>no place like home

A few (or more) questions gain you more information.

Tashigi, Fop, Igaram and Klaus are out fighting as well (Klaus kind of surprises you, but oh well - maybe Garp threatened him?), Mina and Yu are also restricted to staying on board, and the doc has no idea who you mean by Sunglasses and Hat.

As for the Strawhats... it's hardly an alliance, but seeing as they're currently some kind of allies with the ex-rebellion and the Royal troops, all of which are now in the fight against Baroque Works... they've been carefully placed far down the list of priorities.

You get the general idea that the Marines have decided to politely and unofficially ignore their existence until Baroque Works is dealt with.

... Man, the world is weird.

On the bright side, it seems that you were drugged rather than poisoned - probably in case you were more useful as a hostage than a corpse - and it's now gone from your system, with no lasting harm.

All in all... not a bad show for puking on a Shichibukai.

Heh.

Shichi-puke-ai.

You grab your weapons - no camera, probably taken for the evidence - and head out.

>Go talk to Mina/Yu?
>Go see Roronoa?
>Get some fresh air on deck.
>Other?
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>>3434652
>Go see Roronoa?
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>>3434652
>>Go see Roronoa
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>>3434652
>Go see Roronoa?
If it's true we're kinda not really sorta sorta working with them, we need to know what they're planning, and if they knew about Crocodile.

This whole thing stinks of revolutionaries...
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>>3434652
>Go see Roronoa?
Wonder how he's doing.
Also we need to clarify that we aren't a woman.
Or not.
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>>3434652
>Go Go Roronoa
More than likely the Strawhats will be taking advantage of the chaos to come try and rescue him
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>>3434585
Support
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>>3434652
>Go see Roronoa?
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>>3434652
>>Go see Roronoa?
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>your best buddy lolonoa zolo

Sooner or later, the Strawhats are gonna come for their swordsman. You're not sure WHY they want a dick like him, but they're also dicks, so maybe dicks stick together. Like a dick bouquet.

... You're not entirely sure you've recovered.

Regardless!

The ship seems almost desolate, manned by a skeleton crew to guard it, but you're pleasantly surprised to find the brig guarded by Sunglasses and Hat. You're secretly kind of relieved to know they're not out there, running into the creepy sand asshole.

"Aniki! You're okay!" The pair of them look delighted, especially when you deign to give them both high-fives.

"Prisoner behaving himself?" You kind of hope he needed a punch in the face at some point.

"Uh - Yeah, he... He's been pretty quiet," Hat says, sounding a little nervous. You're not surprised, Roronoa's a pretty intimidating guy for someone like him to guard. "Are you sure you're feeling okay, aniki? Maybe you should go rest for a while longer?"

"Nah, I'm good! Gonna have a word with him, see if he knows anything useful. Anyone else been in to see him?"

"No," says Hat, while Sunglasses says, "Yeah."

They look at each other.

"Uh. I guess Coby went in a little while ago? Just to give him food, though. Nothing else."

"... Who's Coby?"

"........ Pinky, aniki..."

Huh. How about that. You're not sure how he got the nickname 'Coby', though. What does it even mean?

Well, whatever. You give them a nod and head in to talk to Total Backstabber Roronoa Zoro.

The cells are empty but for him, everyone transferred off back at Renaisse. Zoro himself is still in your seastone cuffs, but apparently that isn't stopping him from doing some weird push-ups on his damn back.

The fuck.

>What say/do???
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>>3434717
>>Hey Lolonoa, how ya feeling?
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>>3434717
>Tell him we didn't polish his blades in the past twenty four hours that'll teach him
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>>3434728
You fucking monster.
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>>3434717
>So why did you guys kidnap a princess anyway? I thought revolutionaries were more the sort to uh, kill royalty.
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>>3434717
>So why did you guys kidnap a princess anyway? I thought revolutionaries were more the sort to uh, kill royalty.
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>>3434717
>>3434731
Supporting
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>>3434730
No, a real monster would tell him that we gave his blades to Sunglasses and Hat
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>>3434740
I think that counts as Marine brutality...
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>>3434730
It's too late for me BPQM. With the corrupted powers i gained from making a weevil move, the Harry Amnesia side story, and now this, I have become truly the darkest anon.
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>>3434751
Not so fast.
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>>3434717
>So why did you guys kidnap a princess anyway? I thought revolutionaries were more the sort to uh, kill royalty.
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>>3434751
>>3434758
klauseatingpopcorn.gif
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>>3434731
Support
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>>3434731
Supporting
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>>3434758
My mortal nemesis. But you hold no power here, for you are but a fragment of the true quest.
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>>3434751
>>3434758
*Cue Duel of the Fates*
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>

You amble over to stand in front of Roronoa's cell while he ignores you.

"So why did you guys kidnap a princess anyway? I thought Revolutionaries were more the sort to uh, kill royalty."

Roronoa snorts. Still working out. "Dunno where you guys got the idea we're Revolutionaries. Besides, she's better as a hostage."

"Hm, maybe it was Dragon showing up and saving your asses that gave that impression? Just a thought." You lean against the railings, carefully. Ready to dodge if he lunges for you. "You guys are helping the king now. What's up with that?"

He half-shrugs. "Can't pay a ransom if he's not the king any more, can he?" Roronoa pushes himself up to his feet, looking at you with that typical smirk. "What's the matter? Jealous no-one's kidnapped YOU for a royal ransom?"

>???
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>>3434777
Ah, but my domain is that which holds true edge.
You cannot hope to outmatch Prince of Darkness Harry by tormenting Zoro.
The Prince of Darkness stole an old man's dog, just because he could.
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>>3434782
>>Of course I am, I'm a prince after all
>>Did you know about Crocodile?
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>>3434782
>"Listen here sword-thief, I am NOT royalty, so forget that you heard that melodramatic noble say anything!"
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>>3434784
But that's we're your wrong my fellown non, for Silver Harry to be the true edge, he'd need to rid himself of all things that made him a goodboi. That includes stefan. Best bois existence stops Darkness Harry from crossing the border of evil. Your existencesi what make mine the truest edge anon.

But go ahead, roll and try to prove me wrong. See how your power has faded.
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>>3434782
>Blow a raspberry at him
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>>3434782
>Dunno about a ransom, but they tried for a hostage
>>>Did you know about Crocodile?
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3434797
Look on my rolls, ye Edgy, and despair!
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3434803
Pathetic
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>>3434782
>Your crew made contact with the rebels. Right now the rebels have sided with the King. And your crew's wiping out Baroque Works. Doesn't sound like you're trying to get a ransom.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3434797
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3434805
It looks like I have no choice but to use some more of my edge.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3434812
[b] Suffer. Me. NOW. [/b]
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3434814
Pray to your false gods.
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>>3434812
>>3434814
>>3434815
Look what you've done. You've brought the mediocrity back!
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3434815
What is a god, to an anon?
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>>3434798
+1
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3434819
>>3434815
both of you are like babies.

watch this.
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Looks like a two way draw between raspberry blowing and did you know about croccodillydally. Any more votes/changes?
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>>3434803
>>3434805
>>3434812
>>3434814
>>3434815
>>3434819
These are impressively mediocre rolls
also
>>3434782
>>3434800
Supporting
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3434824
>Nat0 inbound
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3434831
huh. Technically correct...

I mean bow before my prediction powers
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3434835
>>3434831
Hoo wee, I'm always reasy to throw down....dice...on the internet....
S-shut up
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>>3434839
Well that's what I get for not praising Stefan I guess
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3434831
>>3434835
>>3434839
You are all nothing to me
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3434856
Uh
You didn't see that
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3434856
It appears we are at a stalemate
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3434862
This never happened.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3434862
It was all a ruse
NOW WITNESS THE TRUE POWER OF THE DARKNESS
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

Roll to end dicefagging forever and ever.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3434873
This is the EDGE
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As fun as it was last thread I really recommend stopping now. It's just taking up space unnecessarily
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>how dare u

"Don't know about a ransom, but they tried for a hostage," you say, totally not bitter about it. "Did you know about Crocodile?"

Roronoa arches an eyebrow, STILL with that infuriating smirk. "What about him?"

"That he was leader of Baroque Works! And trying to take over the country!"

"Oh, was he?" The pirate yawns, over-dramatic and fake. "Sounds normal, for a Government employee."

You feel your mouth twist into a scowl. "As if a pirate would know anything about - about anything other than their own selfish interests."

"Not true. I also care about my swords."

>Oh yeah, I threw those overboard.
>They looked ugly, so I sold 'em.
>They're not half as loved as Cut-chan and Ka-tan.
>Other?

>>3434839
.... maybe you shouldn't be so ready.

Guys, for silly rolls, can you take it to the non-canon thread, please? I don't mind a few at a time, but a series of them bumps up the post count pretty fast, and making new threads is a pain that doesn't even work on my shitty mobile.
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>>3434877
>>3434875
>I dubbed someone while getting dubs.

Stefanon i think we know who really holds the edge
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>>3434880
>>They're not half as loved as Cut-chan and Ka-tan.
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>>3434880
>Oh yeah, I threw those overboard.
hahahahahahahahaha
ha
hahahahahahahahaha
ha
hahahahahahahahaha
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>>3434880
>>Oh yeah, I threw those overboard.
>They're not half as loved as Cut-chan and Ka-tan.
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>>3434880
>They're not half as loved as Cut-chan and Ka-tan.
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>>3434880
>>They're not half as loved as Cut-chan and Ka-tan and the Twins and Detective pistol chan and....
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>>3434880
>Oh yeah, I threw those overboard.
>Turn on the Haki.
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>>3434880
>They looked ugly, so I sold 'em.
>Managed to buy some nice sword oil with it
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>>3434880
When does zor o stop sucking >:[
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>>3434904
Is it called sword oil?
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>>3434880
>>Oh yeah, I threw those overboard.
...Are we the baddies?
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>>3434890
Support
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>>3434880
>Oh yeah, I threw those overboard.
K E K
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>>3434880
>Oh yeah, I threw those overboard.
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>>3434906
When he stops pretending to be a big bad evil guy so that you won't realize Vivi is a friend rather than a hostage.

... Plus he's kind of having fun dicking around with you.
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>>3434880
>Oh yeah, I threw those overboard.

>Use Haki to gauge his reaction
>>
>they went swimming

You fold your arms. "Oh yeah, I threw those overboard."

"Uh huh," Roronoa says, laconically. "I believe you."

The hell?! How does he know you're lying?!

You glare harder.

He smirks harder back.

Before you succumb to the urge to reach your arms through and strangle him, he adds, "So that cutting metal thing. Nice trick. You're pretty good."

>I'm not good, I'm great!
>What, you can't cut swords? But that's so basic!
>I'm doing the talking here, Roronoa! I mean, the question side. You can do the answer side.
>Other?
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>>3434961
>Thank him for the compliment.
>I'm doing the talking here, Roronoa! I mean, the question side. You can do the answer side.
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>>3434961
>>I'm not good, I'm great!
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>>3434961
>What, you can't cut swords? But that's so basic!
>>
>>3434961
>produce totally not drawn picture of you tossing swords into the sea[jk]
>I'm doing the talking here, Roronoa! I mean, the question side. You can do the answer side.
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>>3434961
>>I'm not good, I'm great!
>>What, you can't cut swords? But that's so basic!
>>
>>3434961
>What, you can't cut swords? But that's so basic!
>You can't even call yourself a swordsman If you can't cut a sword! It's the minimum requirement!

I honestly don't care about falling for the bait and Indirectly helping him here.
>>
>>3434965
Support
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>>3434961
>>I'm not good, I'm great!
>>What, you can't cut swords? But that's so basic!
>>
>>3434961
>What, you can't cut swords? But that's so basic!
>You can't even call yourself a swordsman If you can't cut a sword! It's the minimum requirement!
>>
>my sword better than ur sword

"What, you can't cut swords? But that's so basic!" It is, technically. Sort of. According to Klaus.

Roronoa just looks bored. "Yeah? If it's so basic, it doesn't matter if you tell me how it's done right? What with me being locked up and all, anyway."

"He's, it's almost like you're planning to escape."

"So? You won't let me, will you?"

>???


Man, I gotta sleep before I collapse. Night all, thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed blowing my plans out of the water and getting Croc fucked early. Plus Vomit Fruit.
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>>3435000
>>Like I'd believe you dont already know how to do [Explain it]
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>>3435000
>>I'm an airhead not an idiot! You'd have to capture me before I'd even think of teaching you how to cut metal!
Night BP
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>>3435000
>Plus Vomit Fruit.
Hey now that's you're own fault, not our fault the Dice Gods apparently have it out for you. Good session though, and good night QM
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>>3435000
>Fine, the secret is you go down to the local pharmacy. You ask for th blue pill
>>
>>3435000
>You take your fingers and stick them up your ass
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>>3435009
Support.
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>>3435008
Support
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>>3435017
Oooofed
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>>3435017
Seconding
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>>3435008
Support
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>>3435008
>>3435000
This
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>>3435017
Supporting
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>>3435226
>one post by this ID
>voting for nonsensical response
????
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>>3435000
>>3435017
This
>>
>I'm an airhead not an idiot! You'd have to capture me before I'd even think of teaching you how to cut metal!
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>>3435008
Support.
>>
Calling for 'like I'd beliiiiieeeeve' etc.

Although the 'you'd have to capture me' one kind of makes me want to have him kidnap you to be his sword tutor aboard the Merry, which would have been utterly hilarious. I mean DAMN, Smoboss and Klaus are already pissed off enough.
>>
>>3435000
>>3435017
>>3435009
I guess, these two.
>>
>>3435232
Response is a reference to a Helsing Abridged quote. "So what you do is you go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called viagra, and it'll help you go fuck yourself"
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>>3435008
support
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>>3435000
>>3435017
I don't like him, we should not explain it to him so supporting this
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>>3435000
>>>I'm an airhead not an idiot! You'd have to capture me before I'd even think of teaching you how to cut metal!
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>>3435994
Ah
So it was a nonsensical response then.
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>>3435017
>>3435000
This is a good one, support
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>>3436059
>>3436130
QM already called.
Also
>1 post by this ID
>1 post by this ID
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>>3436133
>1 post by this ID
>implying I didn't just caught up with the thread
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>>3436138
Mhmm.
I don't care for that lame excuse.
If there's an influx of new voters with a single post for a losing option then usually somebody isn't playing fair.
Besides, QM called it.
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>>3436145
Well, I don't care for your baseless accusations. Sometimes people just lurk and decide to chime in only when they see something they really like.
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>>3436133
Dude nicely spotted, you have observation haki or something?
>>3436145
Dude are you detective IRL? You should apply dude. You are great at this! Deduction and stuff
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>>3436152
>>3436153
Triggered samefag lmao.
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>>3436155
Nope, not really.
>>3436153
I don't thinks hes good enough yet,
Should definitely ask for pointers from Detective Pistol-chan.
>>
>>3436153
>>3436158
What a shame your votes are invalid anyway.
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

DO I HAVE TO TURN THIS THREAD AROUND AND GO BACK TO SILVERS HARRY?

Rolling for making you eat the Puke Puke Fruit in punishment.
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>>3436161
Oh well, such is the course of partaking in cyoa, some votes pass, some don't.
Marine teaching a captive pirate how to a better pirate is bullshit tho.
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>>3436163
Yurushite kudasai.
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3436163
No u
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>>3436163
Well damn he's >>3436170 got you there bossgirl
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>>3436164
And so is making a dumb reference to a lame abridged series.
Also it's more gloating in an instructive manner.
Besides, this is One Piece.
Zoro being able to cut metal is fairly important for the future, regardless.
I also don't want to have the Strawhats indefinitely hate us.
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>>3436170
Oh no! Its 1 id post! Someone point him out! Wheres is our hero when we nead him!
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>>3436174
Thanks for proving you've got a dynamic IP.
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>>3436174
That has 2 posts you goob, any more false reports like that and you're going to the brig
>>3436173
>caring about canon
>wanting dirty pirate scum to like you
Wow what a fag
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>>3436173
I don't give a shit about the reference.
And I don't care about Lolo metal-cutting being important for the future, this is a cyoa, we (and QM I guess) control the future. Canon can take a hike.
He wont hate us for not helping him get better, if anything we already helped him by making him realize metal-cutting can me done, he will figure out the rest.
>>
OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT UP ALL YOU WHINY FUCKS NO ONE CARES
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>>3436181
Based.
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>>3436177
He figured me out!

But it's too late mr 'I have pair of working eyes' you wont catch me! And have no idea how many choices my samefaging affected buhahhahaha
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>>3436181
I consider it.

sorry dad
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>>3436184
He's talking to you too dum dum.
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>>3436192
No shit.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

Should we roll to see if we called Smoker dad while drugged?

Eh who am I'm kidding of course we should do that. It's not like I will roll 1 or something
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>>3436185
>>3436188
I know you will sink back Into anonymity soon anon, but I want you to know I'm disappointed In you. We vote to decide what the majority wants, fairly. You and everyone else willing to samefag Isn't just disrupting and disrespecting the anons who share your hobby with you, but the QM's whose votes you skew, the ones that make our hobby possible.

Sink back Into anonymity now, or maybe reply with some smartass ((you)), but every time that you samefag know I'm disappointed In you. You can be better than this anon. It Isn't a competition to get your vote taken.
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>>3436197
Ah, so you're just acting retarded on purpose. Neat.
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>>3436205
+1

:(
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>>3436205
I'm sorry bro. I... I was just joking. I wouldn't samefag. I done wrong just by speaking that way. I hope you can forgive me. Im sorry...
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>>3436205
It always make me wonder that the site can keep track of (you)r posts, presumably via cookies and history, and yet IDs seem to be entirely IP based.
Annoying.
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>>3436226
We just have to live with it.
IDs are a blessing and a curse.
Sadly mobileposters can cheat entirely by just posting off their network in addition to using their computers.
The most annoying thing is trying to QM when your ISP decides you need a new IP every 6 hours.
Goodbye formatting powers.
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>>3436228
>Goodbye formatting powers.
Yeah, I hate it when that happens, need to either accept that you will have to go back to posting like a normal Anon after a while and wear a trip at that, leave special formatting for OP only or abandon those features entirely to keep a constant style, working around the limitations.
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>>3436152
can confirm i am a player who does these types of actions frequently.
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>>3436228
Yeah, I just use capitals to emphasise stuff and hope you guys don't think it's the character randomly shouting. My IP is usually the same but it's a pain remembering to change it up when I'm using a cafe's Wi-Fi or whatever, so capitals for consistency.

Oh well, no-one's complained so far!

>professor flashman, master of metal

You snort. Does he really believe you'll underestimate him like that? As if Roronoa Zoro himself couldn't do what Klaus has told you is the minimum requirement to be a swordsman?

"Like I'd believe you dont already know how to cut metal! How dumb do you think I am? All you have to do is perfectly judge what you have to cut, and find the path of least resistance, it's not rocket science. Or surgery. Or rocket surgery."

"You've sure got my number," Zoro confesses, leaning against the cell wall. "It's all about knowing what you want to cut and where to do it."

"Exactly!"

"Finding the difference between where that perfect cut should be, and the metal around it."

"Right!"

"The exact nature of your target, the precision to aim for it, the understanding of its nature."

"Mm-hm, exactly."

"How it breathes."

"Y- uh, what?"

Roronoa gives a faint motion that might be a shrug. "How everything affects everything else. How it lives or exists. The energy in everything."

"... Sounds kooky."

"I'm not saying everything's ALIVE... but doesn't everything have something to it? Something more than what we can just see or touch?"

Something tugs your gaze down to your hips, where your swords sleep peacefully in their sheathes.

>???

>be me
>be looking over my notes for klaus' style
>with recent oda Haki revelations knowledge
>it's literally just a weird branch of fucking hyper-armament Haki bullshit
What the fuck do I do
What the fuck
Klaus you fucking shit
Did you know you knew armament you piece of crap
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>>3436268
>How can we say everything isn't "alive", but also has that energy? The way I see it, it's just a different kind of "alive" than what we hairless monkeys are. Nothing greater or worse, just distinct in it's own way.

Or something like that.
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>>3436268
>>3436277
Supporting
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>>3436268
>>???

>???
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>>3436281
????????
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>>3436281
Support
:^)
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>>3436268
>>3436277
Sounds good, support.
Are we going to IC start to work towards awakening our weapons? Or at least getting more in-tune with them?
Like, Haki emotion sensing meditation, sitting with Cut-chan drawn, flat of her blade against our forehead, trying to focus on her?
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>>3436296
Up to you guys!

Flashy's definitely becoming more aware that he's considering his weapons as actual 'people' with desires of their own. Does that mean anything? Is he just batshit? Probably, yes.
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Just gonna call for
>>3436277
because I feel like writing now. Which is rare.
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>>3436309
>>3436277
...Are we trying to develop the way of the formless sword philosophy thingy? The one where we don't need a sword to go swording?

The ones in those /actual/ literal chinese comics
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>>3436325
>we don't need a sword to go swording
How does that work? You don't need anything and just swing an empty hand around, or are you able to cut stuff with 2x4 or a branch picked off the ground, using non-sword things to sword?
Anyway, we have, like, three swords, being able to sword without sword would make them kind of useless.
Actually, that sounds like a nightmare scenario to any weapon, your wielder getting so good they don't even need you anymore.
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>philosophy discussions with doctor lolonoa

You scratch your chin, considering the matter, as you look up from the swords. "How can we say everything isn't 'alive', but also has that energy? The way I see it, it's just a different kind of 'alive' than what we hairless monkeys are. Nothing greater or worse, just distinct in its own way."

Roronoa makes an indistinct noise. At least he hasn't smirked in a while, face strangely serious. "Alive... aware... I guess you're right. Even if they don't have a brain or a mind, there's still something there. Even if humans are arrogant enough not to see or believe it."

The pair of you stand in silence, contemplating the vastness of existence.

(Observation Haki ????? Breakthrough)
(Speed of Weapon Awakenings increased)

"... So anyway, can I get these cuffs off now?"

>FUCK YOU, NO!
>HELL N- oh, actually, yeah. I want those back.
>Other?


>>3436325
Yes, that's Klaus super-secret style. The swordsman who doesn't actually need swords. Congrats, I guess I'm the least subtle person in the universe...
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>>3436340
>HELL N- oh, actually, yeah. I want those back. They would've been useful when me and my boss beat up Crocodile.
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>>3436340
>>HELL N- oh, actually, yeah. I want those back.
>>Honestly Lolonoa, even though you're a bad guy you don't seem to be a bad guy
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>>3436342
Support
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>>3436340
>>HELL N- oh, actually, yeah. I want those back.
>>3436343
>a bad guy that don't seem to be a bad guy
Isn't that a bad thing tho?
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>>3436342
+1
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>>3436340
>"Yes, but I will be replacing them with different cuffs."
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>>3436340
>>3436350
Thats actually a sensible idea.
Switch from >>3436346 to
>HELL N- oh, actually, yeah. I want those back, but I will be replacing them with different cuffs.
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>new cuffs! sometimes i wonder whether flashy is a dumbass, a ditz, or pretty damn smart. the answer is 'yes'.

"HELL N- oh, actually, yeah. I want those back. They would've been useful when me and my boss beat up Crocodile." Damn Logia assholes. Uh, not Smoboss, though. "Aaand, I'll be replacing them with different cuffs."

Roronoa doesn't look bothered. "Then I guess I have no reason to come over there and let you take them off, do I?" That fucking smirk reappears. "Unless you wanna come in here and take 'em by force?"

>You're damn right I will!
>... Fine, no new cuffs. Just stick your hands through the bars so I can take them off.
>How about new cuffs, but in front of you?
>Other?
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>>3436358
>>How about new cuffs, but in front of you?
ITS BARGANING
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>>3436358
>>How about new cuffs, but in front of you?
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>>3436358
>... Fine, no new cuffs. Just stick your hands through the bars so I can take them off.
*Unsheathes sword*
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>>3436364
MARINE BRUTALITTTTTYYYYYYYYYY
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>>3436358
>How about new cuffs, but in front of you?
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>>3436358
>Forget the cuffs
Hahahaha no way are we letting him come into sword grabbing distance. And cuffing his hands in the front is risky when he can use swords with his teeth - hands in front gives him more mobility.

Pretty sure SMOBOSS either has his own pair (logia captain) or can meet up with Sis and use hers
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>>3436358
>>3436361
Its diplomacy!
>How about new cuffs, but in front of you?
>when applying new cuffs, do it in such way that his hands are on different sides of a bar, having him not only have his hands cuffed, but also being cuffed to the cell bars
He still would have his hands cuffed in front of him tho, so no word breaking! A precaution, if hes busted out they would have to bust him with entire jail wall. I would like to see them try THAT!
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>>3436358
"Then no different cuffs for you!"
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>>3436358
>Forget it

Give these filthy pirates an inch and they'll take a mile.
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>>3436358
>We just shared a moment, and lo and behold you ruin it.
>Congratulations lolonoa, you suck even more now.
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>>3436375
>when applying new cuffs, do it in such way that his hands are on different sides of a bar, having him not only have his hands cuffed, but also being cuffed to the cell bars
So he's cuffed around the bars? That's just lovely. I can just imagine FLashy doing this and walking away with the most annoying sounding "nyeheehehhehehe" laugh.
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So you guys want him to put each hand through the bars so you can take them off, but you're replacing them with regular cuffs, so that he's now cuffed around the bars as well? Is that right?

>Yarp
>Narp
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>>3436390
>Garp
>Yarp
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>>3436390
>Yarp
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>>3436390
Yarp from me.
Watch out so he doesn't yoink one of our swords when we do it.
Bastard knows metal-cutting afterall.
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>>3436390
>Yarp
>Flashman the Trollman

>>3436397
...So we simply remove most of our weapons from our person and place them against a wall away from the cell.
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>>3436397
>>3436398
And anoooooother vote, do you guys want to remove your weapons beforehand?

>yeeeeees
>JUST DO THE FUCKING UPDATE ALREADY
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>Yarp
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>>3436173
Yeah, just catching up, but damn. If you got this mad about it just say it, instead of attacking people who voted for it
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>>3436403
Yearp. I'll be damned if he nabs any of our family.
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>>3436403
>Yes
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>>3436403
Swords on the wall, Jitte at hand
Let's see him cut something with a blunt object
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>>3436403
>yes
>>3436390
>narp
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>>3436403
>Yes
CONSTANT VIGILANCE
But like keep one weapon one us - maybe the twins? They're gonna be the hardest for a swordsman to use effectively.
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>>3436403
>>yeeeeees
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>>3436403
Here's hoping that we are not about to get betrayed by sunglasses and hat or interrupted by someone else.
That would be very... awkward
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Calling for yes! Congratulations on a smart move, now to reconsider my plans...
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>>3436325
>>3436340
a Swordless Swordsman u say
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>>3436419
I mean, the way you asked made it very obvious.
Hyper Competent Serious Flashman >>> sneaky pirates
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>>3436423
Swords
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>you activated and then countered my trap card... impressive...

"How about you have them cuffed in front of you?"

Negotiation! Diplomacy! The power of speech!

It convinces Roronoa at least, who considers and then slowly nods. "All right. At least I can exercise easier that way."

You step back, hands reaching for your weapons. "Great! Hold on a minute."

Cut-chan, Ka-tan, your as yet unconfirmed-name rapier. Jitte-san, Pistol-chan, the twins. Each one of them, you remove and place carefully on the opposite wall, far out of Roronoa's potential reach, while he slowly raises an eyebrow and widens his grin as you divest yourself.

(Negated chance of Roronoa grabbing weapon! Gained Roronoa's interest! Lolonoa Zolo will remember this~)

"Okay!" Now unarmed, you proudly hold up the seastone cuff key, and a pair of regular cuffs. "Turn around and put a hand through the bars."

"... You remember these are going in FRONT of me, right?"

"Yes, obviously. I'll take it off, put the regular cuff on, then you can turn around and put your hand back through, and we'll do the other hand."

Roronoa hums thoughtfully, but shrugs as he turns around and backs up against the bars, shoving one hand through. You can see by the calluses on his hands that he takes sword training as seriously as he takes hostages.

You unlock the seastone cuff, without a hint of trouble from the prisoner, and then click the new cuff around his wrist. "Okay. Now the other hand!"

Roronoa... steps away from the cell door, over by the wall. Turns to you. And stretches his arms, one with a seastone pair of cuffs dangling from it, the other with a regular pair. "Mmm... nah."

He grins.

>....... GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING CUFFS YOU ASSHOLE
>Roronoa. I swear to the sea-gods, I WILL EAT THESE KEYS
>Stick your hands back through or I'll shoot you, asshat.
>Other?


>>3436425#
I was trying to make it sound like it didn't matter... :<
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>>3436448
>>Roronoa. I swear to the sea-gods, I WILL EAT THESE KEYS
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>>3436451
>"... *Please* the other hand?"
We didn't say please...
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>>3436451
>Roronoa. I swear to the sea-gods, I WILL EAT THESE KEYS
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>>3436451
>Stick your hands back through or I'll shoot you, asshat
Don't make us kneecap you.
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>>3436456
Support
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>>3436451
>>Stick your hands back through or I'll shoot you, asshat
If he doesn't comply, just shoot him in the foot, or something
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>>3436456
>>3436451
I guess you are right.
Somewhat doubt it will work, but its worth a try.
Support.
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>>3436451
>Okay, I'm throwing your swords overboard for real this time.
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>>3436456
Support
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>>3436471
The quest would end because Tashigi would murder you.

>manners maketh marine

You stare across at the pirate, who radiates smugness.

Is he... is he playing with you? This isn't a joke! That jerk!

You purse your lips and calm yourself. Stay cool, Harry. In a desert country, one must be chill.

"... ~Please~ the other hand?"

Roronoa actually look surprised for a second, pausing in his blatantly teasing stretches, before the grin shrinks to mere amusement. "Really? You think saying please helps?"

"Well." You try not to shrink in on yourself. "It's worth a shot?"

"Heh. I guess so." He watches you for a moment, before looking at his wrists. "You know what? Go for it. Give you something to look back on when I escape."

What the fuuuuuuck.

You try to figure out what the hell's going on as Roronoa steps back over, grasping the unclosed-cuff of the regular metal ones in the seastone-cuffed hand, and shoving it casually through the bars.

"There. You can take off the seastone one and attach the regular one in one go. Happy?"

Not really, because it means he'll be cuffed behind the bars instead of around them, but it's better than not getting your damn cuffs back, you guess.

Scowling, you attach the metal cuff and then unlock the seastone one as quickly as possible, keeping a wary eye on his other hand.

Amazingly, he doesn't try anything. You're not sure if you're relieved or more worried, when he steps back again, giving the cuffs a casual, testing tug.

>... Okay, why the hell did you let me do that?
>You're a total dick, you know that?
>You're not going to escape. I hope you understand that.
>... Thanks. Asshole.
>Other?

It was pretty damn obvious you were planning on locking him around the bars, Zoro would have expected that from any Marine. So sorry guys, you weren't gonna trick him into that one.
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>>3436451
>Please?
>No
>Pick up the gun
>Pretty please?
>...no?
>Kneecap him
>I asked
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>>3436489
>>... Thanks. Asshole.
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>>3436489
>... Thanks. Asshole.
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>>3436489
>... Okay, why the hell did you let me do that?
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>>3436489
>>... Thanks. Asshole.
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>>3436489
>... Thanks. Asshole.
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>>3436489
>Re-arm yourself
>Thanks, asshole
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>>3436489
>... Thanks. Asshole.
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>>3436489
>>... Thanks. Asshole.
>>
>manners maketh marine part ii

... well.

"Thanks." You turn away to grab your weapons again. "Asshole." Just to make it clear that he's still a massive jerk. A hostage-taking, pirate jerk. And a cuffed one.

"No problem," Roronoa says, all casual, like he couldn't have just hung around the cell with your seastone cuffs like an even jerkier jerk. "You think I could get a beer before my rescue party shows up?"

You scoff. "Your crew's running around Alubarna right now, with a bunch of ex-rebels, beating up Baroque Works agents. They don't have time for you now, and assuming they're alive when it's over, Smoboss or Garp will arrest them."

"... So you're saying I do have time for a beer?"

"I'M NOT GIVING YOU BEER!"

Roronoa yawns, slumping slightly. "The service here is shit."

>Give up and leave
>"WE'RE NOT A HOTEL, YOU DICK!!"
>"You'll get worse in Impel Down, you - you lichen-head!"
>Other?

.... Okay, honestly surprised by only one person asking wtf. You guys have any opinions on why Flashy thinks Lolonoa did it? Or why you guys think he did it? Or is this just a Mystery Pirate Action?
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>>3436548
>"You'll get worse in Impel Down, you - you lichen-head!"
Yeah!
Torture!
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>>3436548
>... Quickly check if he palmed anything from you while you were focused on the cuffs.
>"Prisoners don't get beer. Neither do assholes. This means that you DOUBLE don't get beer."
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>>3436548
>>... Quickly check if he palmed anything from you while you were focused on the cuffs.
>>...Get him a beer.
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>>3436548
>>3436555
Supporting.
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>>3436548
Maybe he actually feels guilty about taking us hostage? Or he just wanted the seastone cuffs off, and was beinga dick about it.
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>>3436566
Probably both, but I don't think he feels THAT guilty about it. Maybe just a little tiny bit.
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>>3436555
>>3436548
This. Assess the location of all the keys we had on our person. And Mr Speedy.
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>>3436555
Support
Backstabbing hostage taking assholes don't get beer.
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>>3436548
>>3436555
Support for those trips.
>>3436566
We also said please!
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>no beer 4 u

"Prisoners don't get beer. Neither do assholes. This means that you DOUBLE don't get beer," you inform the big bad pirate, while performing a quick check of your pockets. Pocket-watch, check. Keys, check. Mr Speedy, check. Mr Speedy's emergency lettuce rations, check. Some candy you forg- ooh, candy.

You unwrap it and pop it into your mouth. Delicious.

Roronoa watches you. "... If they're both a negative, don't they cancel each other out, so I SHOULD get a beer?"

SHIT. He can do math!

Fortunately, you're saved by the door to outside opening, the stairs creaking faintly as someone steps down onto them. "Ensign Flashman?"

Huh. Some Marine infantryman, stepping down as he salutes you briskly. Not one you know, so likely from Garp's ship.

>Problem, soldier?
>'S'up?
>Just in time! Explain to this asshole why pirates don't deserve beer!
>Other?
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Rolled 96, 61, 82 = 239 (3d100)

Also background stuff, please ignoooooore~
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>>3436607
>>Problem, soldier?
Gotta stay professional in front of the prisoner, n-not that what he thinks matters baka
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>>3436610
... lmaaaaaaoooooooo~

Hey, guys, roll 1d100, best of 3 for background stuff. DC is supa-sekrit.
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>>3436610
Those are big.
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>>3436607
>Just in time! Explain to this asshole why pirates don't deserve beer!
I'm cracking up if this is disguised Ace or something. Tell me, does this Marine have a fabulous set of abs on display.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3436617
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3436617
Oh no. I don't know what's happening. But oh no.
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>>3436621
No, he's wearing a shirt and he rolled 96 on disguise, so you're not recognizing him unless you beat that.

Damn, I am NOT good at subtle.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3436617
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3436607
>>Problem, soldier?

>>3436617
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>>3436607
>Problem, soldier?
Time to question them on marine regulations.
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>>3436622
>>3436623
>>3436626
Didn't beat the DC, better just vote for the update response instead.

Ohohohohoho~
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>>3436607
>Problem, soldier?
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>>3436607
>>Problem, soldier?
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>>3436625
His Disguise may be good but how is his Marine Legalese?
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>>3436637
I thought the same thing, and then asked myself: How good at Marine Legalese are grunt marines?
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>>3436642
SHIT HE CAN DO MATH TOO! QM THIS POSTER IS A IMPOSTER WHO MUST BE HERE TO FREE LOLONOA ZOLO!
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>>3436607
>Problem, soldier?
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>>3436644
So wait, and I a poster or an imposter?
Aren't those two mutually exclusive or something?
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>>3436653
don't you try and talk your way outta these crimes pirate scum! i know your type, trying to bend the rules on technicalities and logic!
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>this is now disguise quest

"Problem, soldier?" You glance over at the infantryman, who snaps into a crisp parade rest.

"Sir! Vice-Admiral Garp has sent orders for the prisoner to be transferred to his own ship, in case of a rescue attempt. You've been ordered to do so immediately, sir."

Uggggghhhhhh, seriously? Well, not that it isn't great to get him off your ship, but still.

You sigh, placing your hands on your hips. "For crying out loud... all right, let's get this done."

Well, at least you don't need to put the seastone cuffs back on, seeing as he's not a Devil Fruit user.

>Operation: transfer the prisoner over to Garp's ship! What do???

(Okay, you ICly have NO reason to suspect this Marine is Abs, so please don't metagame. His fake moustache is incredible. Tashigi may want to get disguise advice from him. Aside from that, go with what seems most sensible/funny/whatever.)


>>3436637
While you have zero reason to ICly test him on it, I'd probably make him brilliant at it just for how funny it would be.

>>3436642
... Valid point.
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>>3436660
Cuff ourselves to the prisoner for transfer.
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>>3436664
Oh Jesus Christ.
This.
Support.
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>>3436659
Bob, we've talked about this, this is why you're in HR and not a combat department! Report to yourself for disciplinary action, and take that tinfoil hat off!
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>>3436660
>>3436664
Supporting
inb4 Ace just kidnaps us as well
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>>3436660
>>3436664
>Cuff ourselves to him for transfer.

>Call Smoker / whoever is in command currently on the ship to let him know you have to break Smoker's super serious orders to not leave the ship for this damn prisoner transfer.

This damn lolonoa is not going to get us another two weeks of latrine duty, dammit.
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>>3436660
>>3436664
Brilliant idea. Maybe we should do a double cuff though, since we made a big deal about preventing him from stealing any of our weapons and shit. As in, cuff his hands together, then cuff one of our hands to one of his cuffed hands. That's professionalism right there.

Really, we should just cuff all his limbs.
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>>3436660
>>3436673
This. Call first.
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>>3436669
but boss he has an eye patch and a peg leg! that's Textbook Piracy right there! i didn't want to point it out before because it could be classified as discrimination but come on he's advocating pirate freedom!
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>>3436673
Yeah also call.
Supporting this too
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>>3436660
>>3436678
Nah, lets do one better.
Cuff one of his hands to our and another to the helpful marine infantryman.
That way it will by extra secure.
Roronoa is no joke!
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>>3436688
Only if we use the seastone cuff.
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>mfw you manage to avoid zoro cuffing himself to you during the cuff swap
>mfw you manage to avoid him stealing a weapon and cutting the hull open to dive into the sea
>mfw despite all this, you willingly cuff yourself to zoro, help him escape, and make yourself kidnappable all at once

Anons, my birthday isn't until next month... Y-you shouldn't have!

CALLING FOR CUFFS~

Cuff yourself to (still-cuffed) Zoro using
>regular cuffs
>seastone cuffs
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>>3436673
>>3436660
Support. Gotta CYA
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>>3436692
>Seastone cuffs
For extra security
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>>3436692
>regular cuffs
>seastone cuffs
Yes! with the full intent to take back the seastone after he is safe and secure at Garp's ship!
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>>3436690
Well, marine grunts don't have Devil Fruit powers so no worries about that, right?
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>>3436692
>>seastone cuffs
Gotta have the hardest cuffs possible, don't want him to cut his way through all sneaky like
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>>3436660
>We should glue his hand to cannonballs. That way he won't be able to steal our weapons.
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>>3436686
There are many things I will fight against in this cold, cruel world. Pirates. Bandits. Re-reading my posts for typos. Revolutionaries. But if you think I'm going to face an employment tribunal over equal opportunities discrimination, you overestimate my courage!
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>>3436692
>seastone
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>>3436692
>seastone cuffs
Isn't this the only other pair we've got? Ohohoho~

Also pretty sure Ace will just say fuck it, flambe us and just grab Zoro and run if we become too difficult.
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>>3436692
>>regular cuffs
We should keep Pistol-chan trained on Roronoa until the transfer is done. No chances. If he tries anything, just shoot him.
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>>3436701
...Fine.

But i reserve the right to say i told you so when that guy ends up joining a pirate crew and holding all the HR department hostage.
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>>3436692
>sea stone
I can't believe we've found a way off the ship without breaking Smoboss's orders. We're a genius!
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Headline
>FIREFIST ACE AIDS STRAWHAT REVOLUTIONARY IN ESCAPE. POSSIBLE ALLIANCE BETWEEN REVOLUTIONARY ARMY AND WHITEBEARD PIRATES???
enjoy the memories, Sabo.
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>>3436692
Either is fine, but remember to make that call: we don't want charges for going against direct orders.
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>>3436718
FLEET-ADMIRAL MATERIAL RIGHT HERE, what a brain!

>maybe you should giftwrap yourself while you’re at it

“All right,” you decide. “Roronoa, get over to the door.”

The pirate gives a casual shrug, seek,ingly unconcerned by his change in living quarters, and ambles over. “Hope I get a beer in the next cell.”

“Still no beer!” You unlock the cell door while the infantryman watches, motioning Roronoa over to you, and then -

Snap a seastone cuff around his already-cuffed wrist.

Both Roronoa and the infantryman flinch.

“What.” Roronoa sounds almost horrified, which makes you wonderfully happy, and his face falls further when you snap the other end around your own wrist.

“Like I’d risk you escaping during transfer!” You would finger-gun at him, but he isn’t worthy. The twitching face is a beautiful thing to behold, though. “Now, just come with us and you settled in! Let’s go, Private...?”

“White, sir!” The infantryman snaps another salute, sounding serious, but you think you see his shoulders shake a little. What’s up with that guy? Itchy uniform?

“Great, let’s head out, then. Oh, I’d better make a call to Sm- Captain Smoker on the way.”

With your eyes on Roronoa, you tug him out of the cell, free hand dipping into your pocket as you pull Mr Speedy out.

With Private White leading, you prod Roronoa up the stairs in front of you as well, where he can’t snatch your weaponry without difficulty. Meanwhile, Smoboss picks up the Den-Den, sounding distracted.

“Brat? How are you?”

>???
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>>3436767
>>Pretty good! Just transferring Lolonoa to Garp's ship! You can't give me Latrine duty for following orders
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>>3436767
>Just checking in with the Prisoner transfer thing, Boss. Makes sense Roronora would be more secure on Garp's ship.
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>>3436767
>Yeah I'm fine, turns out it wasn't a poison and was a drug instead, anyway, Private White from Garp's ship has informed me that Garp has requested a prisoner transfer to his ship for Zoro.... no idea why he'd send a private to oversee the escort of a dangerous prisoner though.
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>>3436775
+1
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>>3436767
>>3436775
Supporting.

A part of me was hoping we'd actually cuff one hand to us with regular cuffs and the other hand to the marine with the seastone cuffs, just for the two to think Flashman saw through the disguise while in reality he's thinking to himself "triple cuffs, brilliant! You've done it again Flashman."
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>>3436767
>>3436776
Supporting.
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>>3436793
my sides

Kinda wanna retcon now...
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>>3436799
Doet
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>>3436799
Do iiiitt
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>>3436799
You know what to do OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k
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>>3436799
Its up to you, but it would make for good keks so Im all for it.
>powerless Ace
>swordless Zoro
>Flashman
>cuffed together
>Zoros here, so they get lost together
>get attacked by Baroque Works
>have to fight as a team
Dew it.
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R-R-R-RETCON

>maybe you should giftwrap yourself while you’re at it

“All right,” you decide. “Roronoa, get over to the door.”

The pirate gives a casual shrug, seek,ingly unconcerned by his change in living quarters, and ambles over. “Hope I get a beer in the next cell.”

“Still no beer!” You unlock the cell door while the infantryman watches, motioning Roronoa over to you, and then -

Snap a new cuff around his already-cuffed wrist. Like you don’t carry around multiple cuffs, with the amount of trouble you run into? HA!

Both Roronoa and the infantryman flinch.

“What.” Roronoa sounds almost horrified, which makes you wonderfully happy, and his face falls further when you snap the other end around your own wrist.

“Like I’d risk you escaping during transfer!” You would finger-gun at him, but he isn’t worthy. The twitching face is a beautiful thing to behold, though. “Now, just come with us and you settled in! Let’s go, Private...?”

“White, sir!” The infantryman snaps another salute, sounding serious, but you think you see his shoulders shake a little. What’s up with that guy? Itchy uniform?

“Great, let’s head out, then. Oh, I’d better make a call to Sm- Captain Smoker on the way. And, uh, hold on a second. Let’s make sure the prisoner’s extra secure.

With your eyes on Roronoa, you tug him out of the cell, free hand dipping into your pocket as you pull the sea stone cuffs back out, and slap them on the suddenly-frozen Private’s wrist. Then round Roronoa’s uncuffed wrist! Genius! Harry goddamn Flashman, you’ve done it again, you genius!

Humming happily while the Private and Roronoa are standing stock-still, you reach back into your pockets to pull Mr Speedy out.

You glance at the other Marine. “Well? Let’s go, there’s no way he’ll escape now.”

“Y-yes... Sir...” Private White manages a weirdly shaky salute, giving you a twitchy smile, and then leads the three of you to the stairs, almost hesitantly. Yeah, being handcuffed to a pirate like that must be pretty scary for an infantryman. Poor dude.

With Private White leading, you prod Roronoa up the stairs in front of you as well, where he can’t snatch your weaponry without difficulty. Meanwhile, Smoboss picks up the Den-Den, sounding distracted.

“Brat? How are you?”

(1/2)
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“Pretty good!” You can’t help but sound chirpy, despite the sounds of gunshots over the Den Den. Smoboss can handle anything! “Just transferring Lolonoa to Garp's ship! You can't give me latrine duty for following orders.”

Bossman snorts, while the three of you keep walking into the bright sunlight of Alabasta. “You’ve got enough of it to be getting on with. And what the hell’s Garp doing, giving orders on my ship without my approval?”

“He IS kind of a Vice-Admiral, Smoboss...” You think you see Private White shudder slightly at the mention of Garp. Poor dude. Serving on his ship can’t be fun.

“Doesn’t matter. I’ll be having words with him about it later.” There’s your no-nonsense Boss! And there’s... the sound of various people screaming in the background. “I need to go - as soon as Roronoa’s transferred, get some rest.”

“I’m fine to-“

“REST.” The Den Den clicks off.

... Dammit.

“... My name’s Roronoa, not Lolonoa.”

“Gotcha, Lolonoa.”

Private White sniggers slightly at that, his free hand reaching to poke carefully against the seastone cuff, while the three of you cross the deck over to the gangplank. Down onto the dock, across to Garp’s ship, into the brig, new cell, done. Maybe you should have got a bunch of men to help with the transfer, but Roronoa’s being pretty well-behaved, and it’s skeleton crews for each anyway,

Giving Sunglasses and Hat a quick salute as you pass them (they look kinda twitchy too, you guess everyone’s on edge with all this shit happening), you follow the other two down onto the docks.

This is surprisingly easy.

“So!” Private White sounds a lot more cheerful and casual, now. “Ensign, it’s time for you to hand over the cuff keys now.”

...

>... Oh, come oooooooon! All right, asshat, you’re the mysterious missing Strawhat crewman, right?
>Wait, what?
>(DRAW A WEAPON)
>... (THROW THE KEYS IN THE SEA)
>Other?
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Heading out, update... eventually.
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>>3436889
>... (THROW THE KEYS IN THE SEA)
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>>3436889
>Not until we get on Garp's ship Private White
>We need to follow the protocol
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>>3436889
>... (THROW THE KEYS IN THE SEA)
>(DRAW A WEAPON)
>DETECTIVE PISTOL CHAAAAN
TWO pirate scum! Pistol-chan's birthday has come early~
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>>3436889
>... (THROW THE KEYS IN THE SEA)
lol, sorry Ace.
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>>3436889
>>... (THROW THE KEYS IN THE SEA)
>>(DRAW A WEAPON)
Still not sure exactly who this new guy is. Thankfully, the worlds best detective is ready to investigate!
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>>3436889
>>Eat the keys
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>>3436907
Support
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>>3436923
Also valid but somewhat funnier.

>>3436903
DAMMIT FLASHY
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>>3436907
Support.
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>>3436889
>Listen private, When I get back on that ship, there is nothing for me except bedrest, so lets just take this transfer nice and easy. And slow, no reason to rush things. Gotta be throughful, right? Pirates can be everywhere! Its safer together.

As a note, I want this situation (and Flashmans obliviousness)to last at least for a little bit longer, make Ace stew inside and try to awkwardly imitate marine and after truth comes out give three of them time to metaphorically(and maybe physically!) butt heads for a while.
If Ace doesn't want to play ball and just drops the act right now,
>... (THROW THE KEYS IN THE SEA)
You know, just to prolong the shenanigans.
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>>3436889
>>3436903
I like this. Maybe an innocuous
>You don't have to be so worried. There are some strong guys in Garp's ship. Enough to handle Lolonoa. In fact, I'm sure they could handle a Whitebeard pirate!

>>3436948
I kinda want to extend this too. Even if Ace doesn't want to play along, I feel like it'll be tons of fun to have a fight where he's desperately trying to grab the key but keeps accidentally hitting Zoro as we pull him around.
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Aaaaaaany more votes, gonna finish up some laundry and then tally.
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>>3436907
support
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>>3436907
>>3436948
Crap I like both of these. Maybe start with the smalltalk but then ocean + pistol Chan when he detects funny business?
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>>3436889
>Not until we get to Garps ship Private, Gotta follow protocol
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Everyone okay with
>nuh-uh
>oh
>waaaaaaait
>keys in water, Sun's out, gun's out

????
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>>3437023
Basically, yes.
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>>3437023
yeah sure
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>>3436889
>Not until we get to Garps ship Private, Gotta follow protocol
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>>3437023
yes
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>>3437023
Yeah this. Flashman's playing 4D chess obviously - did he know the score all along and was just leading them both on??? Tis a mystery.
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>>3437023
Yep
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>>3437023
Sounds good to me.
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In an alternate universe

>be firefist ace
>sent to rescue your dumbass brother's crewmate
>get cuffed with seastone, fuck
>is he onto you or not???
>play along just in case
>brilliant idea!
>take zoro to garp's ship and then let the marine take the cuffs off by himself
>ignore strange looks from zoro as he wonders why you're not rescuing him yet, it's cool
>get to garp's brig
>marine removes his own cuffs first
>nervous sweating
>seastone making you woozy
>marine removes your own cuff
>FREEDOM
>YES
>marine closes cell door on Roronoa
>"That went well, Private! Guess I worried for nothing!"
>zoro mouthing 'what the fuck' at you from his new, more secure cell
>........... fuck

Anyhoo, writing.
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>>3436340
>Yes, that's Klaus super-secret style. The swordsman who doesn't actually need swords. Congrats, I guess I'm the least subtle person in the universe...
Awesome, that means if we train hard we can get good enough to scliece shit in half with Pistol-chan
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>such is life

"Not until we get to Garp's ship, Private, gotta follow protocol!" He's being a little insubordinate, but it's a stressful day for everyone, and being cuffed to Roronoa Zoro can't help. Yeah, you can cut the poor infantryman some slack, he's not a badass like you.

"When I get back on that ship, there's nothing for me except bedrest," you explain cheerfully, like the morale-booster you are, "so let's just take this transfer nice and easy! And slow, no reason to rush things. Gotta be thorough, right? Pirates can be everywhere! We might even get attacked in this short distance!"

White and Roronoa's head turn to slowly stare at each other, eyes narrowing slightly. Tch, to think the pirate's trying to intimidate the poor guy even now.

"Lolonoa," you say sternly, enjoying the annoyed glance at you when you creatively misinterpret his name, "don't even think about trying anything. Even if you could break regular cuffs, those seastone ones are uncuttable."

"Yeah, I know," he mutters, giving his arms a quick shake.

"So, uh, sir. You really think someone's just waiting around here to grab him?" Poor White. So fresh from bootcamp. You can almost smell the shiny rookieness on him, despite that impressive moustache.

"They could be closer than we think," you admit. "They could be within sight of us right now!"

White's eyes dart from you to his cuffed wrist and back again, several times. He looks a little pale. Deeeefinitely a rookie.

"Are you okay, Private? Is the weather too hot for you?" You can't help but be concerned as the three of you trudge awkwardly up the docks.

"N-nooooo, sir," White denies, licking his lips almost nervously. "Just, haha, never done a prisoner transfer before. But I feel fine! Not that I like the heat, sir."

Well, as long as he doesn't feel ill. You hope he's hydrating himself properly in this weather, way too many of the crew seem to think the rum rations are hydrators rather than dehydrators. Dumbasses.

"The sea's beautiful around here," you suggest optimistically. "If you're off-duty tomorrow, maybe go for a swim, that should cool you off."

"THAT'S IT!!" Private White stop walking entirely, throwing his hands up. Roronoa stops as well, groaning. "FINE!"

White spins around, eyes narrowed. He suddenly looks a lot more serious than before. Oddly bigger as well. More dangerous. "Ensign, hand over the keys. Now."

........

Why is Roronoa moving to step beside him?

.......

Oh.

OOOOHHHHHHHHH.

Shit.

You stare between the two of them. Slowly nod. And reach inside your pocket for the pair of keys.

Then you toss them off the dock.

They make a distinct 'plup' as they hit the water and sink down by the side of a docked pleasure-yacht.

...

"FUCK," yells Roronoa.

"Fuck," groans probably-not-White.

"Fuck you!" You reach for Detective Pistol-chan.

>Roll 1d100 for drawing her, best of 3
You're cuffed to two pirates, one of whom is the 2nd Division Whitebeard Commander, so good luck with that. DC 98.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3437141
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3437141
Watch us crit
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3437141
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3437141
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3437141
Do we still have the daily crit, or did we use that earlier?
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>>3437141
WITNESS ME
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>>3437148
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3437148
Mmmmm, gotta love that Flashman luck.
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>>3437148
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
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>>3437148
PISTOL-CHAN!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!
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>>3437148
Oh my.
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>>3437148
Are you fucking shitting me
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>>3437141
>"If you're off-duty tomorrow, maybe go for a swim, that should cool you off."
I love Flashman.

>>3437148
And I love you.
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>>3437165
If you listen closely you can hear all of BP's plans and canon evaporating.
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>>3437148
Looks like those abs are getting some ventilation on them, hahaha.
>BPQM right now.
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>>3437165
Our promotion will not be denied.
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>>3437148
Holy shit anon when I saw that DC 98 I thought 'Well It's almost Impossible but considering this quest-'

HA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

We will DROWN In BPQM's tears.
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>>3437148
Pick a trip.

Jesus fuck.

Um.

If you end up arresting Ace. As a fucking Ensign. I just... I don't even know.

What the fuck is this quest. What the fuck. What the fuck. Your grandmother banged a D. It's the only explanation. What the fuck.

Please don't kick off Impel Down arc. Please.

>Hold gun to Roronoa's chest
>Hold gun to Roronoa's head
>Hold gun to White's magnificent chest
>Hold gun to White's head
>Other?
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>>3437165
Guess we're jumpstarting Marineford early.

Or Garp 'accidentally' loses them
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>>3437197
>>Hold gun to White's head
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>>3437197
>Hold gun to Roronoa's chest
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Quickest draw in the East. We aren't called Flashman for nothing.
>>3437197
>Hold gun to White's head
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>>3437197
>Hold gun to White's head

GOODBYE ACE.
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>>3437197
>>Hold gun to White's head

You just want an excuse to write about Ace's abs don't you?
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>>3437197
>>Hold gun to White's magnificent chest
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>>3437197
>>Hold gun to White's head
Canon had been beaten up a bit before but it is now lying dead in a corner.
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>>3437197
>Hold gun to White's head
Shit boss, we might end up killing your crush if this escalates any further....sorry
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>>3437212
>Zoro calls us cutting metal "Pretty Good"
>turn into Ocelot
We should get a quickdraw skill for this bullshit.
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>>3437216
I don't need an excuse.
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>>3437197
I'm stupid and forgot to tripcode.
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Hey boss, what happens if we fight someone way out of our league, but still roll a nat 100? Like, is there a cut off point beyond which even that won't let us win?
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>>3437216
He ha can write about them as he's on the execution block.

Time for Luffy to want to kill us for real, forever.
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>>3437197
One last try, because I'm really dumb.
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>>3437197
>>Hold gun to White's magnificent chest
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>>3437197
>>Hold gun to White's magnificent chest
>and shoot
Deal with the consequences later. Can't afford to fuck around until Roronoa's in either a cell or a box.
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>>3437226
I just wanted you to be kidnapped and have 'help, I'm cuffed to two pirates' shenanigans... that was all I wanted...

How did it end up like this... how...

>>3437239
I've decided to do combat wherein instead of multiple dice, everyone has 1d100+(skill bonus). So basically, if you go up against a 1d100+600 bonus behemoth, you're fucked. If you Nat100, you'll get SOMETHING good, for example you'll JUST manage to dodge their attacks for that round, or you get a chance to escape, or they decide t monologue at you instead of kill you, etc. But some people are indeed straight up unbeatable right now.

>>3437260
DESTROYER OF ART
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>Be me
>Just finish a game of Civ 6
>friend on discord pokes me about the thread
>Check and see the hundo
>mfw

Also we now have 6 Banked 100s
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>>3437264
Cool, thanks. I'm glad we won't just be able to cheese everything with pure luck.

And tbf we haven't taken them both in just yet. If Zoro can distract us Ace might be able to take us down, though we are presumably still within sight of the ship.
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>>3437264
Would you say this is an accurate representation of your current mood?
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>>3437197
>>Hold gun to White's head
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>>3437264
This is going to end with another Strawhat seeing this go down and a full scale assault from them isn't it?
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>>3437276
Pretty muuuuuuuuuuchhhhhhh

Also I think I'm going to confirm Charlottemomma with Dgrandpapa, because this is BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>3437270
... At the start of this quest, I thought nat100s would be rare. Holy shit. Also, still got that shonenNat100 in reserve if you're not including that one, I'm hanging onto it for now.


Calling and tallying from here...
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>>3437264
Jeez, are we really evil enough to force the QM into writing a snuff piece of their favorite character?

of course we are :D
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>>3437290
Then we CQC them into the cuff triangle, making a square.
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>>3437264
>DESTROYER OF ART
Nah, nah. Scars are sexy. Who knows, maybe it'll teach him to not get cocky. Might even save his life!
...nah.
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>>3437295
>. At the start of this quest, I thought nat100s would be rare. Holy shit. Also, still got that shonenNat100 in reserve if you're not including that one, I'm hanging onto it for now.
They are, the rolls in this quest are legitimately bullshit like holy shit. I haven't seen so many 1s and 100s in one quest in a long time. Your dice are bipolar as hell.
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>Be Smoker
>Fighting pirates
>Get a call from Him
>Says he’s going to do a prisoner transfer under Garp’s orders
>Okay, well, not a huge deal, even He can pull off something as basic as that without any complicati-
>Get a call from one of Garp’s crew about how He prevented an attempted escape by Zoro, and captured one of the Grand Line’s most notorious pirates in the process
>*Smoking intensifies*
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>>3437295
Quickdraw ability when?
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>>3437264
Well OP, I think you are looking at this the wrong way.
Now you can write about Roronoa Zoro and FireAbs Ace having 'help, we're cuffed to Devil Ensign Flashman' shenanigans.
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Ah, a new day of OPBP quest, let's see what's going o...
Cuffed to both Zoro and Ace

Dc 98
Nat100

My fucking sides went in orbit Qm.
Legit folded in half by laughter.

Good, good.
Now I gotta put some more effort on the whole team drawing
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>>3437321
Now Smoker and his crew no longer represent a significant threat, but instead represent a "HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN" threat due to these shenanigans.
>>
Anyways, let's tally up the number of Strawhats and Strawhat associates that hate us

>Nami, because we caught her and threw her in the slammer
>Sanji, because we also threw him in the slammer
>Zoro, because we kicked him in the nuts, broke one of his swords and caught him twice
>Usopp, because we probably gave him a concussion
>Ace, because we slapped him in seastone cuffs and put a gun to his head

Luffy and Chopper are all that remains.
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>>3437295
yeah your keeping track of this as it was officially handed off to you
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>>3437341
>implying defeating and capturing Ace isn't enough to put us on Luffy's shitlist
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>>3437309
And I absolutely love this. This quest truly carries One Piece spirit in it.
>>3437315
I actually wouldn't mind that.
Maybe later we could broaden it to our other weapons, or try out that swordstyle that makes you draw sword, cut stuff in the same motion and sheath it in a blink of an eye. Haki would probably help alot in that, at least drawing and sheathing part.
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>>3437330
At this rate we're going to go so high up the Strawhat pirate's threat rating that they'll decide to gang up on us with the entire crew given half the chance!

>>3437341
>Usopp, because we probably gave him a concussion
Unless the others told him who it was that dropkicked him, Usopp probably still has no idea who we are.
And even then this is Usopp we're talking about - he's more likely to go "OH SHIT" at the mention of Flashman at this point.
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>>3437352
>swordstyle that makes you draw sword, cut stuff in the same motion and sheath it in a blink of an eye

Iaido. That's what you're thinking of.
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.... fuck, I made this thread a day ago and we're already halfway through my 1000-post-per-thread limit. Well, you're allowed threads at once, so shouldn't be a problem.

>>3437300
Thankfully, Ace can probably use Armament enough to deal with a regular bullet. I hope.

>>3437321
..... I like that glass-half-full thinking, anon. Hmmmm.....

>>3437315
NOW

>100 fuck you

(Gained new trait Quickdraw (Low)! +5 bonus to drawing and aiming/shooting firearms in a flash!)

Roronoa Zoro and White are both lunging at you, across the tiny, chained distance that separates you, four hands reaching out to grab you.

So you Kami-e out of the way of the first arm, grab-draw-aiming Detective Pistol-chan in the smoothest, fastest motion you've ever made. It's like he leapt into your hand in pursuit of JUSTICE.

(Pistol-chan Awakening +1!)

And then everyone freezes again as Pistol-chan presses her muzzle against White's heart.

He stares down, disbelief obvious. Roronoa's eyes flicker between it and you, wide and panicked.

Damn, it feels good to be a Marine.

>And you would be?
>You're under arrest, probably-a-pirate!
>We're all going to walk to Garp's ship now, nice and slowly.
>Do you still want to avoid having to go to the doctor, 'Private'?
>Other?
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Wait, guys, we had a piece of candy at the start of this whole thing . . . . Holy shit
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>>3437376
>>We're all going to walk to Garp's ship now, nice and slowly.
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>>3437376
>>We're all going to walk to Garp's ship now, nice and slowly.
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>>3437376
>>You're under arrest, probably-a-pirate!
>>We're all going to walk to Garp's ship now, nice and slowly.
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>>3437376
>>We're all going to walk to Garp's ship now, nice and slowly.
>>And to think, I was going to maybe think about getting you a beer Lolonoa
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>>3437376
>And you would be?
And it was then that Zoro truly realised.
He took the wrong hostage.
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>>3437376
>We're all going to walk to Garp's ship now, nice and slowly.
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>>3437309
I only follow another couple of quests, and one of them doesn't even do rolls. Is this quest really that bad? We do have quite a lot of rolls, so of course there'd be a higher likelihood, right? Or are they usually more like in the Silvers Harry thread?

>>3437311
Alabasta is going to run out of cigars if you end up capturing him. Possibly the whole of Paradise, actually.
Although it's going to be your old Academy classmates who end up having heart-attacks.

>>3437327
I honestly nearly put the DC at 100, and then thought 'nah, I'll give them a chance, Ace will definitely underestimate Flashy, maybe they could use that'. Wouldn't even have mattered...

>>3437386
... oh my fucking god, it's all my fault
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>We're all going to walk to Garp's ship now, nice and slowly.
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>>3437395
Just imagine what the Zoro interlude'll look like after this

Hell, at this rate *we'll* be the Garp to Luffy's Roger, not Smoboss
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>>3437413
Which would make Smoker the Sengoku, assuming we follow through and make him Super Duper OverAdmiral
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>>3437407
Here's the thing, The silvers thread is insane too. It's absurdly mediocre. Like in a way that's absolutely hilarious
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>>3437407
I guess the Zoro interlude is going to get even longer now.
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>>3437413
We want to make Smoboss into Grand Admiral.
Kind of like Sengoku is Fleet Admiral.
We were destined to be Garp.
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>>3437421
>>3437413
The next "non-canon" thread is instead just going to be a few hundred posts all of the QM posting the Zoro interlude.
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>>3437376
>>Do you still want to avoid having to go to the doctor, 'Private'?
Because if you so much as twitch in a way I don't like, I'll happily send you to the morgue instead.
...
Sorry. Think I needed to get some Silvers out of my system.
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>>3437376
>We're all going to walk to Garp's ship now, nice and slowly.

>>3437386
True.
Damn.


BTW
this:
>"They could be closer than we think," you admit. "They could be within sight of us right now!"
this:
>Are you okay, Private? Is the weather too hot for you?
and this:
>If you're off-duty tomorrow, maybe go for a swim, that should cool you off.

Legendary.

Now, if only I didn't forget my fucking tablet pen 1400km form my actual position


>>3437407
>quest and rolls

I do remember fondly a couple of threads that had the eye of the dice gods on them.
The great epic of the Skaldening, and the new coming of ninja-asura and ninja-jesus, and one DC-quest
But this is preeety consistent.
Like, Keanuwoah.gif consistent.
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>>3437419
>absurdly mediocre
>eats yami yami no mi, steals WBs dog and gets away with it due to perfectly timed successes
Not really.
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>>3437434
>and the new coming of ninja-asura and ninja-jesus, and one DC-quest
Which ones are those?
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>>3437376
>>We're all going to walk to Garp's ship now, nice and slowly.
>Monitor them via Haki, just to be extra ready when they try something funny, again.
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>>3437413
I want to see how many times he's changed his impression of us, considering the number of times we've switched from acting like a dunce to hypercompetent.

I hope we deliver the "walk to Garp" line very calmly, almost as if we expected all this, just to give the two the idea that we're some sort of incredibly cunning mastermind, four steps ahead the whole time.
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>>3437419
... I was getting a little frustrated with the rolls in it, but I just assumed the regular threads were spoiling me.

>>3437421
The Zoro interlude can burn in hellfire. Fuck you Zoro, you got yourself AND then Ace captured. I HAD PLANS. SO MANY PLANS.

>>3437434
I'm glad those lines came off okay, I didn't have much time to work on them. At least with the SogekingVsFlashy interlude there was more time to play around and experiment.

Calling vote, not like it's hard to tally.
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>>3437376
>>We're all going to walk to Garp's ship now, nice and slowly.
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>>3437425
Shit we really are next gen Garp
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>>3437478
Loveable Goofball that is incredibly dangerous when serious/pissed?
Also we're technically a D confirmed apparently.
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>>3437487
Wait is our charlotte mom a confirmed D?
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>>3437500
More like Charlotte mom's dad was a D. Big mom likes quality after all.

Also Flashman has cucked both Tashigi and Smoboss out of their pirate dibs I'm keking.
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>>3437500
>Also I think I'm going to confirm Charlottemomma with Dgrandpapa, because this is BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>3437500
Our Maternal side:
Mother (Charlotte D Momma)
Maternal Grandmother (Charlotte Linlin)
Maternal Grandfather (Name D Granpa)
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>mfw u make both zoro and firefist ace absolutely brick themselves

You let the smirk (go Pistol-chan! You da gun~!) grow and curl on your lips, as White just keeps staring at her. Like he can't quite accept what's happening.

"Now," you croon, ever so sweetly, "we're all going to walk to Garp's ship, nice and slowly. Got it?"

"Uh." White can't take his eyes off her. You don't think he's so much scared as in utter shock. Geeze, what an overconfident guy. Did he really think he was some tough bigshot? You're a Marine Ensign, not some rookie bounty hunter.

He finally blinks though, as though accepting the situation. "Y-yeah. Okay."

Roronoa just nods, looking utterly fed up with everything.

You love it.

"Anyone twitches wrong, and the trigger gets pulled," you casually inform them, giving a slight head-bob towards Garp's ship. "All right - let's go. Roronoa, don't even THINK about trying for my weapons.

Roronoa backs off a little, as far as the cuffs allow, but well within your sight. Together, the three of you shuffle in an odd triangle along the docks, to the confusion of several passersby.

... Ha. Roronoa sure doesn't seem to like hostages being used against HIM!

"So you really did know from the start, huh," he huffs, resigned amusement visible. "I gotta admit, you've got a good poker face."

>Eh, I'm more into Go Fish, really.
>You'd be amazed by how much I know, Lolonoa. (literally nothing)
>You weren't even playing a losing game. You two didn't so much as qualify to enter the competition.
>Other?
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>>3437540
>Eh, I'm more into Go Fish, really.
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>>3437548
>You'd be amazed by how much I know, Lolonoa. (literally nothing)
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>>3437548
>You'd be amazed by how much I know, Lolonoa. (literally nothing)
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>>3437548
>>You'd be amazed by how much I know, Lolonoa. (literally nothing)
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>>3437540
>>You'd be amazed by how much I know, Lolonoa. (literally nothing)
Yes indeed, it truly was all according to keikaku*.

*Translator's Note: keikaku means bullshit
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>>3437548
>Eh, I'm more into Go Fish, really.
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>>3437520
On that note: is our mum a canon Charlotte or OC?

>>3437548
>>Eh, I'm more into Go Fish, really.
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>>3437548
>You'd be amazed by how much I know, Lolonoa. (literally nothing)

Harry Flashman, master of bullshit.
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>>3437548
>>You'd be amazed by how much I know, Lolonoa. (literally nothing)
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>>3437560
Probably an OC. Same with the D - are they a Portgas? Trafalgar? Something else? I DON'T KNOW.

By the way. KAMI-E INCREASE TO C.4, because I forgot to list it.
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>>3437548
>>Eh, I'm more into Go Fish, really.
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>>3437548
>>You'd be amazed by how much I know, Lolonoa. (literally nothing)
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>>3437548
>Use Haki to keep an eye on them?
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>>3437548
>You'd be amazed by how much I know, Lolonoa. (literally nothing)
Huhuhu keikaku doori.
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>>3437579
>>3437548
This too.Maybe get some people on Garp's ship to help keep watch.
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>>3437548
>You'd be amazed by how much I know, Lolonoa. (literally nothing)

I feel like someone is going to interrupt our awkward shuffle to Garp's ship and they're going to get away, but having those glorious abs at gunpoint was fun while it lasted.
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Calling here!
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>>3437557
We have a skill for that!
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>>3437548
>You'd be amazed by how much I know, Lolonoa. (literally nothing)

>>3437448
I feel like recommending only the first: Black Company Quest. Really good. The sakaldening were two crits (and one-shots) back to back. In this case two 1. It was roll under.
Completed and Forgotten is running another quest, but I need to catch up after the storm that was the first thread: Char-gen, critfails and death of MC all in one (not)neat package. Funny tho.

Then there's the dead and forgotten Khonoa clan quest: at the start pretty good, blessed combat dice and it was a whole new clan playermade... before it became shit, the fanbase toxic as hell, author got full of himself and disappeared to ao3.

The other is DC-quest: the mc Battery is a battle-juncky cyborg, with a dice to go with it.
I stopped following it after the second arc. Not bad, dunno if it is still going.
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>>3437602
I really miss Konoha Clan Quest, it was a lot of fun while it lasted
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We gotta clean the FUCK outta Pistol-chan after this
Maybe a fancy holster
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>>3437602
Not played in the first two, but if konoha clan quest is the one I'm thinking of, QM moved over to anonkun. Quest has since ended. QM still going, just with other quests.
DC-quest recently got dropped. QM hadn't been enjoying it for a long time. He tried, but the spark was just gone. Not sure if they've got anything else in the works.
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>>3437602
>before it became shit, the fanbase toxic as hell, author got full of himself and disappeared to ao3.
When would you say it became shit? Because I'd say it's when the Akiraface and other Tetsu chucklefucks got introduced along with the fucking dragons and the storyline started to become increasingly stupider. Also Moon's on Akun/Fiction.Live, not Ao3. He finished KCQ there.
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>>3437602
I liked Konoha Clan until around the Exams. After that started it turned to shit. And the first arc of dc quest was great. The whole stuck in another world arc of the second part was bad and lost me after awhile.
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>Sengoku's (Adoptive) Grandson is Garp 2
>Garp's grandson is Pirate King 2
>Roger's son isn't doing too hot right now.
>All of them are Ds
Hmm
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Considering how public this is, the other Whitebeard pirates are probably going to know about this before Ace gets to Impel Down. Maybe they can rescue him from the transport ship?

Also, more Whitebeard pirates in Paradise means a bigger chance of Blackbeard getting dealt with!
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>>3437602
>>3437609
Never forget Moonrunes and Mach were fucking hacks. Specially Moon. Mach at least tried his best to give his story some form of cohesion, Moon got complacent and fucked off to do smut.
Both are an example of what happens when you make too many plot threads and don't finish any of them.
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>i love how he's just lolonoa now. shut up and accept it, zolo

"You'd be amazed by how much I know, Lolonoa," you say, throwing the same smirk back at him that he kept giving you earlier.

... Mostly to keep him from realizing that you had no idea this other dude was a fake, but still.

Most importantly, it's not far from Garp's ship, now, and three guys in a tense triangle formation is a little obvious. Especially when there's a Marine officer holding a Marine 'infantryman' at gunpoint, and all three of you are wearing cuffs.

Which is why as you approach, infantry - REAL ones - come running.

"What's go- Holy shit!" The first one pauses as two more stumble to a halt behind him. "That's Firefist Ace!"

......

>HAHAHAHA YES INDEED IT IS
>What? No, this is Roronoa Zoro, soldier, are you blind?
>... I can't even handle today, just get them to the brig.
>Other?

>>3437619
I'm gonna be honest - one of the reasons I gave you guys seastone cuffs was so that Ace could steal a pair and use them against Blackbeard in order to escape (or if he rolled REALLY damn well maybe to kill him). But fuck plans.
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>>3437619
>Whitebeard sends 3 division commanders to intercept the ship
>all four of them bump into Blackbeard on the way back to WB
>Blackbeard fucking dies
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>>3437633
>>HAHAHAHA YES INDEED IT IS
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>>3437633
>>What? No, this is Roronoa Zoro, soldier, are you blind?
>>And this is Private White who may be a Revolutionary, and I'm Ensign Flashman.
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>>3437633
>... I can't even handle today, just get them to the brig.
Lol
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>>3437633
I know. *smug smile* *internally screaming*
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>>3437633
>>HAHAHAHA YES INDEED IT IS
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WAIT SHIT, I just remembered; doesn't Ace have Conquerors Haki?
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>>3437633
>What? No, this is Roronoa Zoro, soldier, are you blind?
"Also take this infantryman, he was planning to help the prisioner escape!"
>>3437638
We can only hope
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>>3437633
>>HAHAHAHA YES INDEED IT IS
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>>3437633
>... I can't even handle today, just get them to the brig.
Man I sure hope those seastone cuffs had extra keys or some infantry are gonna have to go for a swim!

...Or maybe someone is capable of lockpicking them off our wrist.
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>>3437633
>HAHAHAHA YES INDEED IT IS
>Scream internally
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>>3437633
>>... I can't even handle today, just get them to the brig.
Once they're locked down, only one problem: getting out of these handcuffs without the key.

>I'm gonna be honest - one of the reasons I gave you guys seastone cuffs was so that Ace could steal a pair and use them against Blackbeard in order to escape (or if he rolled REALLY damn well maybe to kill him). But fuck plans.
Honestly, you should know better by now. Flashman and plans don't really go together well.
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>>3437633
>HAHAHAHA YES INDEED IT IS
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>>3437633
>What? No, this is Roronoa Zoro, soldier, are you blind?
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>>3437633
>... I can't even handle today, just get them to the brig.

>>3437655
We can just metal cut the cuff connecting us to Zoro, and stick Zoro and Ace in the same cell.
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>>3437658
Lol and the QM gave him candy. Honestly he was asking for it.
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>>3437633
>>HAHAHAHA YES INDEED IT IS
>*screaming internally*
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>>3437633
>>HAHAHAHA YES INDEED IT IS
What a masterful stroke by the Flashman
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>>3437633
>... I can't even handle today, just get them to the brig.
BRIG. NOW.
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I'd just like to point out that we've caught every whitebeard pirate we've found out about. And we've caught every Strawhat that we've gotten in a fight with
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>>3437649
Yes, but he'd prefer not to reveal that unless 100% necessary, because that's when the Government reeeeally starts looking into you.

But hey, he's going to be on Garp's ship, so no torture or outright execution to worry about. What could possibly go wrong?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAhelp
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>>3437658
Cut our cuffs my dude. The ones attached to us are regular. The ones attaching Ace and Zoro are seastone.
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>>3437633
>>What? No, this is Roronoa Zoro, soldier, are you blind?
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>>3437671
Flashman is going to go down in history as the only Marine to arrest any of the Strawhats (multiple times for Lolo) as well as one of the first people to take down Fire Fist Ace, and I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Captain Flashman s o o n
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>>3437620
Moon had clearly some problems: he had some ideas but kept dropping them, changed up the tone of the quest multiple times, one off exceptions and jokes became canon power-ups/plot points multiple times and the whole thing felt like a mish mash of different quests and filler arcs. Add to that how he went all "you don't deserve me" and well...
Mach should have just took a pause after the first/first-and-a-half season, he ran out of steam. I hope he doesn't stop qm-ing tho.

>>3437649
Whoops, probably can't risk it it Zoro right next to him tho.
>>3437633
>Yes, yes it is.
>*scream internally*
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>>3437655
>someone capable of lockpicking seastone handcuffs
*laughs in Galdino*
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>>3437672
>But hey, he's going to be on Garp's ship, so no torture or outright execution to worry about.
Yeah, but on the other hand, he's on Garp's ship.
Which means he has to deal with Garp.
Execution might be kinder.
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>>3437672
Right, cause when Garp fires a canonball at you as a prisoner on his ship its not "mistreatment" or "torture" it's routine exercise of his prisoners. Truly a model Captain and hero.
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>>3437679
I don't think that's not gonna happen, anon... we're still in the Photography Department.

Friendly reminder that bossman told us to keep low and not attract attention to the higher-ups or else we'll get pulled in to be one of their students. Then we do this. The best part is that it genuinely isn't even our fault.
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>>3437684
>fires
As if!
They WISH he would fire them from a canon.
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>>3437686
He specifically told us not to use haki too much, since once HQ knows we have it we'll be reassigned.

Flashman didn't use haki at all here, so it'll go down as him being born under a lucky star or just a bog standard weapons prodigy.
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>Garp's face when his Grandson with a bounty of 550 million and his other Grandson's first mate are captured by a random fucking Ensign that never once showed promise at the academy.
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>>3437686
>don't think that's not going to happen
Your double negative reveals the truth...

But seriously, not sure if three promotions in one go is too much. Yes, he has a 550,000,000 beri bounty, but...

Well, if Ace doesn't escape, and you make Captain, Smoboss will jump on that Commodore promotion at the speed of light. Like fuck he's going to share a rank with you.

CALLING VOTES HERE
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"From Cameraman to Captain: The Story of Harry Flashman"
>The chapter after this incident is just a newspaper clipping of the day after showing a picture of Smoker next to a pile of cigars as big as him with 10 cigars in his mouth
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>>3437633
>HAHAHAHA YES INDEED IT IS
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>>3437698
>Well, if Ace doesn't escape, and you make Captain, Smoboss will jump on that Commodore promotion at the speed of light. Like fuck he's going to share a rank with you.
Oh my god. I've found out how we can motivate Smoker to go for Fleet Admiral
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>>3437703
Hell yeah.
Harry: Lol you think you're safe at Commodore?
Smoboss: . . .
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>>3437691
I imagine taking down a Whitebeard Division Commander is still gonna attract attention, and that's not counting the fact that it doesn't matter whether we used Haki or not - the important thing is whether they THINK that's what happened.

If our record includes us finding: the Black Cat pirates, the Revolutionary Spy, and the Whitebeard Spy... it's not gonna be a stretch for them to think "this guy has Observation." Despite the fact that on all those incidents, we were either drunk or threw a goddamn gun in the air.
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>>3437698
>Well, if Ace doesn't escape, and you make Captain, Smoboss will jump on that Commodore promotion at the speed of light. Like fuck he's going to share a rank with you.
Would Smoboss finally jump in the ocean if we somehow hopped ranks ABOVE him?
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>>3437708
We somehow become Commander In Chief so Smoker decides to replace Im on the Empty Throne.
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>>3437700
>Loguetown resident Marine Captain found dead
>Drowned in his home after firefighters mistook the smoke coming out as fire
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>>3437698
We have often said that Pistol-chan led us to find things. You can have someone higher-up promote her to captain instead of Flashy.
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>>3437727
I mean, only because of her we managed to apprehend Ace, so...
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>>3437727
Honestly she should replace Im on the Empty Throne.
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>>3437705
Considering Flashman's junior status and the fact he hasn't shown an inkling of having Haki in the academy, I doubt observation haki will be what people will immediately think of.

With all the OTHER things going down in Alabasta, I can see the Marines not having much time to really dig deep into the specifics of how Ace was arrested.

Also Revolutionary Spy and Black Cat can be explained away using non-Haki excuses. Harry and Tashigi were just very thorough in their search of the ship (and the spy was pretty shit tier for not immediately burning the evidence anyway). And if some enterprising marine with a lot of time on their hands (AKA a photographer rattling around Loguetown with no patrol / combat duties) checked all areas where a ship could have docked in Lougetown they were bound to stumble upon pirates eventually.

Only the Whitebeard Spy story would have something fishy about it.
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Okay, 8-4-5 for YES, Lolonoa, and fuck-today-in-particular. Writing.
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...wait a second. We caught that WB spy because we threw Pistol-chan in the air. Now we've caught Ace by pointing Pistol-chan at him....Does Pistol-chan have a vendetta against the Whitebeards?
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>>3437744
Holy shit. QM weapon backstory please??? When they awaken.
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Do we still get a promotion even if Ace escapes Garp's ship?
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>>3437744
She would have a vendetta against all criminal scum I imagine.
Thats how JUSTICE rolls.
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>>3437744
It's not that Pistol-chan has a vendetta. It's just that she's a damn good detective that doesn't afraid of no yonkou.
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>>3437753
I mean, I imagine yes since at that point it would be Garp's fuck-up.
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>>3437753
Oh god I just realised we're pulling this shit off only a few hours after being poisoned.
Shit this is gonna be front page news.
Oh god are we going to be a celebrity?
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>>3437750
>The whitebeard pirates killed her last partner. She was a fresh, doe-eyed recruit traight off the manufacturing belt, assigned to a gruff up and comer enlisted marine. Things were looking pretty good until....that night....
>She didn't want a new partner, didn't need a rookie keeping her down, but damn it if she hasn't grown a soft spot for the kid. The rookie just worms his way into your heart, ya can't help but want to keep him from losing that fresh enthusiasm to the job...

Weapon backstories sounded dumb at first but now I cant help but really want them.
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>>3437786
Probably not a celebrity but we'll definitely be winning some major points with the brass.
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Although the actual novel Harry Flashman is more cowardly, self-interested and assholish, I'm really starting to feel like Flashy was well-named. Although maybe Ciaphus Cain would have been more accurate.

>what is happening. 'it' is happening.

......

Your grin might turn a little manic. Fortunately, the Marines and pirates are busy staring at each other rather than you.

"Hahahaha, YES, indeed it is!"

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

One of the Marines calls for more reinforcements, more guns pointed at both Firefist (MOTHERFUCKING FIREFIST ACE) and Roronoa now, and the two pirates cast looks at each other, Firefist apologetic, Roronoa mildly annoyed.

... You're glad they're not trying anything stupid, but they could stand to panic a little more, right?

With a larger escort of wary Marines, the three of you head up onto Garp's ship, and into the brig.

... Then the pirates get shoved in a seastone cell, while a Petty Officer fiddles with a lockpick at your wrist (much to Firefist's amusement, as he peels off his fake moustache). Apparently this guy had an interesting past before becoming a Marine.

"... So do I get a beer or not?"

>SHUT UP, LOLONOA
>(you're too busy being dazed from arresting Firefist Ace to care)
>You know what? You helped me capture Firefist, so sure. You can have a beer to show my appreciation.
>Other?

>>3437750
... Well. Because Pistol-chan is Marine-issue, she probably had a previous owner. So it's possible they were killed by a Whitebeard pirate...?

>>3437753
You DID capture him, so assuming it's not your own fuck-up that lets him escape, yes. Not as big of one as if he doesn't escape, but still.

>>3437786
Pretty much. And the Charlottes are going to see it. So will Sengoku.
Have fun.
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>>3437803
>You know what? You helped me capture Firefist, so sure. You can have a beer to show my appreciation.
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>>3437798
Depends if we make the front page.
If we do we're probably at least getting a fanclub, being a prettyboy and all.
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>>3437803
>Other?
Go take a nap.
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>>3437803
>>Make sure that the Petty Officer is actually a Marine.

I'm feeling really paranoid right about now.
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>>3437803
>You know what? You helped me capture Firefist, so sure. You can have a beer to show my appreciation
Getting him drunk would actually make it easier to keep him restrained so...
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>>3437803
>You know what? You helped me capture Firefist, so sure. You can have a beer to show my appreciation.
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>>3437816
Actually support. Do it out of earshot though.
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>>3437803
>"Yeah sure whatever, I need to make a call."
>Call Smoboss
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>>3437803
>>Oi what part about prisoners don't get beer is so hard to understand?
>>You also just literally tried to escape with Ace. Naughty behavior is punished
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>>3437803
>You know what? You helped me capture Firefist, so sure. You can have a beer to show my appreciation
>And condolecens. Nobody really deserve a Garp sicced on them, but they tried this stunt using his name, so...
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>>3437803
>"Sure, you can have a beer."
>*Water it down so much that it's basically just water*
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>>3437831
What did the qm say?
Oh yes.
MARINE BRUTALITY
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>>3437803
>>3437822
Supporting.

>>3437809
Of men, right? A whole bunch of 'em who think Flash is a woman.
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>>3437803
>>You know what? You helped me capture Firefist, so sure. You can have a beer to show my appreciation.

>... Well. Because Pistol-chan is Marine-issue, she probably had a previous owner. So it's possible they were killed by a Whitebeard pirate...?
...oh. Oh, Pistol-chan. No wonder she's so gruff and jaded. We should pamper her and make sure she knows she's loved.
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>>3437803
>>You know what? You helped me capture Firefist, so sure. You can have a beer to show my appreciation.
And this >>3437816
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>>3437803
Much less worried about Charlottes and Sengoku
Bricking it about Whitebeard and Luffy and possibly the ACTUAL revolutionary army with Sabo.
Hold on.
Will Marco put 2+2 together with us and Smoker?
Oh no.
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>>3437816
>>3437821
I'll forestall issues here, yes, he's a Marine.

... if you want to ask him for lockpicking lessons, it's cool.

>>3437838
>get voted Most Beautiful Marine in the yearly surveys
>(Hina pushed to number 2)
>(Hina is Not Amused)
>everyone on the ship keeps sniggering at you and you don't know why
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>>3437831
Support
Along with >>3437816
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>>3437816
>>3437822
Support
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>>3437803
>Call Smoboss
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>>3437803
...wait if we show up on the front page of the Newspaper, would mom recognize the fact we look a lot like that guy she had a kid with? And would Sengoku also recognize we look a lot like Cora-san? Fuck what about Doflamingo? Oh god can we just release Ace now?
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>>3437803
Oh god *yes*, let Smoker know what has transpired! He'll think we're bullshitting, but the potential meltdown would probably be visible to the ships!
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>>3437863
You made this bed full of shit and corpses.

Lie in it.
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>>3437867
honestly at this point if we called smoker and told him we captured Dragon while high fiving Sengoku after having Boa Hancock confess her undying love to us he might honestly believe it due to how much shit flashman gets into.
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>>3437803
>You know what? You helped me capture Firefist, so sure. You can have a beer to show my appreciation.
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>>3437875
The arc isn't over yet.
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>>3437881
But smokers suspension of disbelief is
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>>3437872
Oh god now I'm picturing how bad Marineford can actually be. If Luffy gets captured trying to save Zoro and Ace, Shanks will 100% appear to bail them out. Whitebeard will also show up because Ace was captured. Big Mom would also show up because her Grandson is super interesting and could actually be really useful to her. Dragon could also show up because his son is about to be executed. Am I missing anyone?
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>>3437863
Does Flash look super like his dad though? Since he's Arthur? He doesn't have the height, eyes or grin, just the blond hair.

>>3437822
>>3437803

Support
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>>3437886
Maybe Rayleigh if Shanks convinces him to come along.
Maybe.
Marineford ULTRA SUPER CLUSTERFUCK EDITION.
And with no Shanks blocking Kaido, he's also going to show up.
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>>3437886
>Am I missing anyone?
If Shanks, Whitebeard and Big Mom all come, Kaido will show up if only to eat popcorn.
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Please don't give zor o a shaking bottle. Or let him and ace turn it into a Molotov. Seriously guys please don't. This only ends badly for us, and we just caught motherfucking Ace
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>>3437840
Think about poor Cut-chan tho
>Get issued to an infantryman.
>Serve him the best you can.
>He appreciates it, she tells herself.
>He marks her, carving the name into her.
>She thinks they are going to be forever and ever now.
>Minimal two year serving period is over.
>He quits marines, leaving her marked, used, owned and discarded without care.
>Lay unused in storage for who knows how long.
>One day someone grabs her out of her slumber.
>A curious, starry-eyed Ensign.
>Maybe if she shows him she could be of use, he will keep her?


Thats why we did so well with her right of the bat, shes used goods desperate for someone to take her in.
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>>3437803
>SHUT UP, LOLONOA
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>>3437902
Isn't Kaido trying to straight up die? He'd probably think Marineford to be the best chance he's got and go to make everyone his enemy.
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>>3437803
>>3437822
Support
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>>3437906
They are in a fucking seastone cell, a glass bottle isn't getting them out of that in a million years.
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>>3437906
Shanking*
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>>3437895
Arthur is a decent stand in, let's just say he's got a very similar face in universe or whatever.
Get the bullshit going.
>Marineford but there are 7 factions with different goals
>WB: Rescue Ace
>Shanks: Rescue Luffy
>Big Mom: Capture us
>Marines: Protect us and execute Ace
>Kaido: fuck shit up
>Doflamingo and Law separately: Investigate us
>Blackbeard: steal WBs fruit
Christ what a clusterfuck.
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>>3437900
>crocus turns up as well and beats the shit out of everyone
>the true rogers pirate powerhouse is revealed

>>3437912
;______; baby

CALLING IT HERE because I think I forgot to do it before... oh god all these votes
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>>3437917
I'm sorry but zolo makes me paranoid, and I don't trust Abs as far as we couldkick him in the dick
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>>3437923
Oh wait.
I forgot Dragon
Bump that up to 8.
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>>3437912
TT___TT
Okay. Pistol-chan gets all the gun oil, all the whisky, and all the cigarettes she needs. You monster.
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>>3437906
Duh, they get it in wooden mugs/barrel or no at all.
Also, beer is way too week to make into any incendiary weapon unless you have a way and time to distill it well.
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>>3437912
>>3437936
Mfw just saw you were talking about Cut-chan.
Now I feel even worse.
And then even worse because it means I'm prioritising one of our girls over the other.
We should just collapse in a cuddlepile with all of our weapons.
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>draw for beer and calling smoboss

You fix Roronoa with your most charming, innocent smile. "You know what? You helped me capture Firefist, so sure. You can have a beer to show my appreciation."

Firefist slowly raises a hand.

"None for you, asshole."

He slowly lowers it.

After a quick check to make sure everyone here is actually a Marine (they are), you send one of them to fetch a mug of beer that will fit through the small food-hatch between the thinly-spaced bars.

Whoever designed this cell was NOT fucking around.

Now, as the rest of the infantry vanish to do their guard duties or report to HQ, you slump against the wall and call Smoboss, keeping a watchful eye on the prisoners, who perch themselves on the thin bench in the cell.

It takes a little while to get through this time, unsurprising considering he's probably busy fighting.

"If you're calling just to say you completed the damn transfer, I'm giving you more latrine duty," he says bluntly, after picking up. At least there's no gunshots or screams his time.

>???

(I'm klauseatingpopcorn.gif over this write-in, enjoy.)
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>everyone wondering about Weapon backstory
>here I am with the dawning terror that Impel Down/Marineford will end up as some 10 faction final battle between everyone of any importance with wildly differing goals
>If Dragon breaks Luffy out of Impel Down he will take Ivankov too
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
I THOUGHT HARRY SILVERS WAS A TROUBLEMAKER BUT FLASHMAN ONEUPPED HIMSELF.
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>>3437975
>>So funny story, Garp may not have ordered a transfer at all
>>Wait until SMoker is done panicking
>>On the brightside, I caught Zoro AND Firefist Ace...soooooo.....yyyeaaah
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I made something a while back for this quest, using a picture of a certain Spy from TF2 as a base image. I've never had an appropriate chance to post it, until now. When our favorite Smoboss hears about what we've done now.
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>>3437975
>>About that......
>>You ever hear of Firefist Ace?
>>Just a reminder boss, I never did anything that was expressly banned.
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>>3437975
>I'm just calling to update you on the situation. I have successfully captured Firefist Ace and completed the transfer for both him and Zoro to Garp's Ship. The two are cuffed together with seastone cuffs and are secured in a seastone cell.
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>>3437975
>So Garp didn't order a transfer. Turns out it was Firefist Ace.
>Also we now have another Whitebeard pirate in captivity.
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>>3437975
>There transfer order was a ruse by Fire-Fist Ace to free Roronoa. However, I took the opportunity to capture Fire-Fist and deliver both him and Roronoa to Vice Admiral Garp's ship, sir.
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>>3437975
That beer better be watered down to hell and back.
AND it better be warm on top of it!

>>3437987
Oh, now this.
This is ART.
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>>3437987
My God.

It's full of cigars.
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>>3437978
See, the thing is Flashman is a troublemaker via butterflies effect, not a direct and intentional actions.
He may cause shit here and there, but those are insignificant things in and of themselves, that somehow manage to propagate into bullshit you see in front of you.
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>>3437975
>"Oh-ho, not only I did complete the transfer. I captured one more pirate in the process... MOTHREFUCKING FIREFIST ACE!"
>>3437987
Beautiful.
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>>3437975
>>3437995
Supporting.

I love it when we get all matter of fact.
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>Harry Silvers steals Blackbeards fruit
>Harry Flashman steals Blackbeards screentime
Poetic.
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>>3438016
Wait.

Blackbeard captures Ace to obtain his Shichibukai status.

Now that that's not happening...

Who in the fresh fuck is going to take Crocodile's empty spot now?
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>>3437
>>3437995
Support
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>>3437975
>>???
"Firefist Ace has joined Roronoa in captivity. You're welcome."

>>3437987
Magnificent.
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>>3437886
Buggy because somehow he just ends up in the middle of this crap
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>>3438025
:)

I'll give you a hint.

He's got a big bounty and is about to have a massive reason to get on the Marines' good side.
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>>3438025
....luffy doesn't want. Buggy's captured. East blue is finished. So I guess... thunder god himself?
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>>3438025
Buggy when he captures us after our identity comes out.
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>>3438032
....pistol chan's long lost twin brother?
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>>3438032
....Luffy?
....Oh...oh no. Is it Ace?
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>>3437952
Jitte and the fans of course are completely fine because they were all planned children well cared for by the owner they were commissioned for
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>>3438043
>luffy
Would refuse
>Ace
Part of whitebeard's
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>>3438032
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh, wait is it Whitebeard to get his boy back unharmed?
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>>3437975
while i am calling to say i completed the transfer i am also informing you i managed to capture Firefist Ace mid transit... somehow...
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>>3438032
Law?
Uuuuh
Sabo???
Yeah idk.
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>>3437975
>Turns out garp is secretly whitebeard and he ordered Zoro's release. Don't worry I got him and Firefist ace in brig.

Truly the darkest path
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>>3438073
I like that this can be read as "I arrested Whitebeard and Ace."
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>>3438075
I was hoping that's what he'd assume desu ; )
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>>3438032
Looks like Flashy is soon going to have his own run in with THE LAW
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>>3437995
>>3437975
Support
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>>3438080
Well, how that goes depends on whether we meet Law or Sengoku first.
Or god forbid Doffy or Big Mom.
Doffy would probably recognise the compass.
As would the Charlottes.
And Sengoku obviously would.
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>>3438096
I have to wonder how this looks to those few that don't know who our dad is.
Because really, holy shit. Man got around.
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>>3438096
The only ones who'll recognise it is Sengoku and maybe Flashmama

It was given to Flashdad while in the Marines, and he wouldn't be flaunting it around Doffy because that would blow his cover sky high.

The Charlottes as a whole probably won't recognise it because Flashmama gave birth away from them and left the compass with Flashy soon after.
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>papa, papa, look what i found

Mmmmm yeeeeeah, this is gonna be gooooood.

You keep your face blank though, because if Smoboss sees the den den grinning, he might ignore the pirates, come back and here and murder you.

"So Garp didn't order a transfer," you report, the soul of professionalism. "Turns out it was Firefist Ace.Also, we now have another Whitebeard pirate in captivity."

There's a very long silence.

The den den stares at you.

"What," Smoboss says, very carefully, "the fuck."

"I caught Firefist Ace. He's in a seastone cell now."

Another silence. "Garp's ship is two minutes away from the White Mist."

You shrug. "It's been a weird day."

"Right," Smoboss agrees, voice calm. "Hold on, I'll call you you back in a minute."

The den den clicks off, and you stare down at it.

Firefist's voice breaks in. "He's taking a minute to totally flip his shit, isn't he?"

"No comment, criminal scum," you mutter, and flip him off.

... Smoboss is totally flipping his shit right now.

It takes a full two minutes before Smoboss calls back, now panting slightly. You feel kind of sorry for whoever got in his way in the past 120 seconds.

"Right," he snaps, actual emotion on his voice now. You're kind of relieved. "I take it Garp has been informed?"

"One of his is calling him, bossman!"

"Good. In that case, this shit is his mess now. Go get some rest and DO NOT get into any more trouble. I don't give a shit what happens, if someone attacks you again, run."

You can't help but grin a little. "What if Crocodile attacks me on the way back to the ship, Smoboss?"

He snorts. "Doubtful, considering he's busy beating the shit out of Strawhat in Alubarna."

Firefist and Roronoa lunge to their feet, but it's surprisingly Firefist who half-screams out, "WHAT?!"

Dude looks waaaay too distraught. And why the hell's he helping Strawhat, anyway? Are the Strawhats allied with Whitebeard?

>???
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>>3438048
Rapier also probably would be well take care of, coming from royal hands/armory and all.
Probably won few duels, maybe skewered some ne'er-do-wells, maybe even had a comfy existence as a well made functional wallhanger?
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>>3438111
>>Need me to go over there and kick some ass?
>>What's Garp doing anyway?
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>>3438111
Nice trips.
"So, bossman. Don't suppose you know why Firefist cares so much about Strawhat?"
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>>3438111
>"Understood, sir. I'll call you if anything else comes up."
>(After ending the call) To Firefist: "Easy there, let's keep the volume down on a marine ship."
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>>3438111
>Hang up on Smoboss, say goodbye.
>Inquire with Firefist about why he cares so much.
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>>3438111
>What's got you so freaked out Fireface?
I'm attempting to find a way to fuck up Ace's name but the best I can think of is Fireface
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>>3438111
>So, Ace, what's your relation with Strawhat anyway? That reaction is way too overblown for an acquaintance or even an ally, really, you friends or something? Oh and are the Whitebeard pirates really working together with the Revolutionary Army? Nothing adds up...
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>>3438111
>"Excuse me Boss." Turn to prisoners "I'M ON THE PHONE!" Turn back to den den. "Sorry bout that. Now, WHAT??!?!
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>>3438139
Support
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>>3438139
Support
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>>3438129
I like it.

>>3438139
Seconding.
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If Luffy actually also gets captured along with Ace there's a small chance that Garp flips his shit and goes rogue.
He was going to kill Akainu if not for Sengoku literally holding him down
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>>3438129
Simple call him Fire Ass. Or Firefist abs
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>>3438111
>>3438129
I'll support this. The name works, actually, since it can also be interpreted as Flashman being Flashman and mishearing Fire Fist.
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Calling for I'M ON THE DEN DEN with a dash of Fireface.
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>>3438158
FIRE FIST ACE
FIRE Fist ACE
FIREFACE
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>>3438193
>see Chopper
>who's weird looking Cat is this?
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>>3438148
>The root of "The Hero" Garp turning into "The Villain" can be traced back to an idiot blond joining the Marines
Man, Butterfly effect is a bitch
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>>3438198
Yes. Please. Let's do this. Just for the exasperated reaction of
>AT LEAST CALL ME A TANUKI
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After managing to draw with both us and Smoker, Crocodile would really seem like a threat if this was the show from the viewers perspective.
THAT'S RIGHT, WE ARE THE MEASURING LINE NOW.
WE'RE THAT DANGEROUS WHEN SERIOUS.
holy shit it's sinking in how impressive catching Ace is now.
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I want that Acid-Acid fruit just for self defence now.
We're like the worlds biggest target.
Also we could pretend that we had it all along and say we just never felt the need to go all out.
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>so rude

Ugh, loud. "Excuse me Boss." You turn your head to glare at the pale Fireface and scowling Roronoa. "I'M ON THE DEN DEN!"

Then you turn back. "Sorry 'bout that, bossman. Now, WHAT??!?!"

Smoboss sighs, as Fireface wraps his fingers around the thin bars, pressing close to listen in. He really does look awful. "Crocodile, a... shapeshifting okama... and Devil Child Nico Robin went to Alubarna to deal with the King. Strawhat and some of his people went to stop him. It's not looking great for them, Strawhat's apparently getting his ass beaten."

You frown. "We're staying out of it?"

"Brat, we're nowhere NEAR it. I'm in Rainbase, Garp is in Nanohana - he's rushing over there as fast as possible, but it's hours away. Strawhat'll be long dead and Crocodile escaped by then." He doesn't sound pleased by this, unsurprisingly. Probably wants to punch Crocodile in the face himself.

"I can get there," Fireface butts in, voice hard. So rude. Roronoa's watching him carefully, face blank.

You give him a pointed look. "So?"

"My fire-- never mind. Look." His eyes narrow, fixed on you with freakish intensity, and... you feel a faint prickle on the air, hairs on your neck standing on end. "I need to talk to Garp."

"Uh," you say, because what the fuck?

"Let me talk to Garp. Please. I can deal with Crocodile."

You look helplessly at the den den. Teeny frowny Smoboss eyes stare back up. "Brat, I'm hanging up and calling Garp. This is his fucking mess. Wait for him or Bogart to call."

"R-right." What the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit?

He hangs up - and Roronoa leans in to Fireface. "What are you doing?"

"Luffy can't handle a Shichibukai. Not right now."

"You don't have faith in your brother?"

HOLD THE FUCK UP

>Whoah whoah whoah, BROTHER?
>Ohhhh, this makes more sense now!
>I am... so lost.
>Other?

>>3438198
You mean 'It's MY weird-looking cat'. Stefan Pirates 2, Chopper Marine Boogaloo.

Going to sleep now, need to be up in... 4 hours. Thanks for playing, good night, and thanks for destroying all my plans! Canon's funeral will be tomorrow, please dress nicely.
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>>3438261
>>Ohhhh, this makes more sense now!
>>Any other Family surprises you want to tell me about?
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>>3438261
>>Ohhhh, this makes more sense now!
wait
>Whoah whoah whoah, BROTHER?
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>>3438261
>You two look nothing alike
>Next your gonna say you're the son of Roger, right?
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>>3438261
>Hahahaha brother, yes, totally called it... W-W-Wait what?
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>>3438261
>Canon's funeral will be tomorrow, please dress nicely.
Flashy's certainly going to dress nicely after he's allowed to change clothes.
Actually wait, I just looked that shit up.
>Once an officer has reached the rank of petty officer (伍長 Gochō?), he or she can choose from a number of different uniforms, including his or her personal clothes. Only those who really want to appear "sailor-like" will stay with a more traditional uniform.
>Sailors at the rank of ensign (少尉 Shōi?) and above are allowed to wear the coat with "Justice" (正義 Seigi?) on the back. This coat tends to be worn like a cape, draped over the shoulders with the arms not in the sleeves. It should be noted that the sleeves of these coats are often much longer than the wearers' arms.
Why don't we have our own JUSTICE coat?
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>>3438261
>Brother as in "Brother" Brother, Whitebeard Brother or Comrade Brother?
>also what
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>>3438277
Support
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>>3438280
You do wear a JUSTICE coat, just with your arms in the damn sleeves so it doesn't fall off.

Admittedly, I refer to it as a jacket, but still.

All right, off to bed now, questions or whatever tomorrow~
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>>3438261
>>I am... so lost.
I hope the cuffs have replacement keys or else this is gonna be Shanks 2: Flaming Boogalo
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>>3438220
>how impressive catching Ace is now
Its astounding when we look at how this entire situation transpired from the outside perspective.
>bargain with prisoner about him being cuffed
>he causes shit
>we fucking COWER to get those cuffs
>also not fall for a ruse to get our weapons stolen
>DF pirate in disguise to the rescue
>we slap him into seastone cuffs WE JUST GOT BACK under a pretense that make total sense considering the disguise
>crack puns about the situation along the way
>when he cant stand it no more he gets a gun right in his chest before he can even blink
It really makes us look like we knew exactly what was going to happen and planed for it, especially the getting cuffs off of Zoro part.
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>>3438261
>>Ohhhh, this makes more sense now!

>Going to sleep now, need to be up in... 4 hours.
Oooof. I've been there. It's not pleasant. Good luck, OP.
Honestly, depenending on how easy you get to sleep, you might be better off stayng up and just getting a metric fucktonne of coffee and/or whatever other stimulants you can muster until you can afford to collapse. 4 hours is right on the borderline.
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>>3438294
We have lockpicking officer.
God damn it I can't believe this shit.
We better get that promotion still.
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>>3438291
>You do wear a JUSTICE coat, just with your arms in the damn sleeves so it doesn't fall off.
Tsk, those damn Charlotte genes are screwing us over. We don't have enough JUSTICE to make the coat not fall off.
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>>3438295
We're a god damn accidental rusemaster.
I'm thinking of the parallel universe where this is the actual show again.
>THEORY: Flashman is actually an idiot
>THEORY: Flashman is a celestial dragon
>THEORY: Flashman is related to Big Mom
Etc etc
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Oh I have had an idea.
So if Ace goes to stop Croc we can use Zoro as a hostage.
If he doesn't come back then we shoot Zoro.
Simple as.
Of course this means we're getting Full Force Strawhats though.
Of course, Luffy survives in every croc encounter.
Ah well, it's up to Garp whether or not we let him go anyway.
>>
Please please PLEASE LET ACE GO
3 words: Croc Glass Statue
'nuff said
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Y’all know damn well that Garp is gonna come back to see what the fuck Ace is doing in his hold, then let both Ace *and* Zoro out after sending us back to our own ship.
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>>3438564
Yeah, but we’ll probably still get the credit for capturing him, and it’s better for the canon if Ace escapes anyways.
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>>3438539
I'm all for letting the abs go free, and most likely glassing Crocodile in the process.

>Hey bro? Isn't kinda hard to to breath when someone's, you know, glass?
>Yep.
>Sooo you just effectively killed him.
>Correct little bro.
>I should probably be more disturbed, but honestly, he was a real big jerk. Think gramps is gonna be okay with this?
>Oh fuck, I honestly forgot he was here. Um...he...committed suicide on my mighty flaming abs?
>I'm a rubber man, and even I think that's stretching it too far.
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>>3438426
H O S T A G E Q U E S T

... My original plan for Ace was for him to come aboard with Coby as a fake (and very embarrassed) hostage for Zoro, but I thought naaah, too much hostage-taking going on.

How bitterly I regret that.
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>>3438261
>Ohhhh, this makes more sense now!
so the only way this can logically work is if we take zoro hostage right?
If we do that we could even crush the entirety of the strawhat crew after ace is done with crocodile(i'm assuming there's no way ace would be in fighting shape unless he got extremely lucky, crocodile is still a big boy and ace is kind of a weakling) thus making us look even MORE impressive
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>>3438890
Do we even want to crush the Strawhats? I feel like we’d be irreparably fucking up any chances of the plot going a direction that doesn’t end in complete disaster if they all get jailed here, not to mention we’d probably have to deal with Dragon showing up, which is an all-around bad time. Better to just leave that stuff to Garp, in my opinion. They’ll probably all get away, but I feel like that’s the safest bet at the end of the day. Besides, Smoker basically just said “Let Garp handle it”, so I don’t really see any reason to go against that.
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>>3438890
... Fire versus sand. Croc, the haki-less guy who last had a bounty of 85million, and eventually got beaten by a rubber rookie, versus the WB 2nd Division Commander.

My appreciation of Ace abs aside, Ace would breeze over him (at a very high temperature) and Croccy-boi wouldn't have time to blink.
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>>3438898
Or Flashy could take a rifle and kill bastard with one clean shoot.
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>>3438905
[cries in QM]
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>>3438908
>Flashy being insubordinate sweet idiot that he is goes to take Croccys picture
>he sees opening and takes a shot
>it's not camare its pistol chan
>headshot it's super effective
>Abs fly to the scene
>His brother in seastone handcuffs
>Rest of strawhats piled up and arrested
>That damn Ensings seats on Croccs body
You want to know worst part of it all?
it will happen
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>>3438261
>Ohhhh, this makes more sense now!
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>>3438923
We're not that fast.
We physically can't get there.
Also Ace would then FINALLY beat us up because we can't just give him the Ol Marco Special with seastone.
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>>3438929
>point Pistol-chan in the air in the general direction of Alubarna and fire
>let her handle the rest
>Crocks found dead, killed by stray bullet in official records
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3438944
JUSTICE has no range.

Byyyyyy the way, do you guys want to confirm rapier's name? Votes for regular update remain open for a while longer, but we should probably get this done sometime soon.

>Piero-san
>Rapiernoa
>Other?
>Don't name just yet.

(Rolling for background stuff, ignore.)
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>>3438946
>Piero-san
It goes with the theme

We need to ask Yu to find our keys!
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>>3438946
>Piero-san
Fine enough.
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>>3438946
>Ray-san
I liked that from the last theads
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>>3438946
>Piero-san
God damn I still can't believe we're shaping up to be Garp 2.
Sengoku is going to have a fucking stroke.
I'm looking forward to setting ourself on fire if we try to smoke.
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>>3438946
>Piero-san
Sure.
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>>3438946
>Piero-san
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>>3438946
>>3438950
Both Ray and Piero fit well, can't really choose between the two.
In my mind, he will always be named Piero, first name Ray.
So Ray Piero, or Piero Ray in OP naming conventions.
>>3438948
>We need to ask Yu to find our keys!
It should be a quick swim away, and being a mermaid shes more fit for that job than anyone else really. Support.
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>Piero-san
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>>3438959
>Ray Piero
... My god. It’s genius! Why did you not suggest this days ago?!

Closing votes for update and tallying. I’m operating on about three hours sleep and a McDonald’s breakfast, so forgive me for any typos.
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>>3438995
Because it didn't exactly clicked together until today?
Sorry, I guess.
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>>3438946
>Ray Piero
I thought we were already going for exaclty this pun?
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>>3438997
Don’t care, he’s Ray Piero-san now.

>all becomes clear as mud

“Ohhhh, this makes more sense now!” Of course! Strawhat has black hair! Fireface has black hair! Clearly they’re related!

Fireface and Roronoa turn their gazes on you, faces intent. Fireface himself still looks a little pale - a seastone cell on top of the cuffs can’t be doing him any favors. Whatever, serves him right.

“... This isn’t your business, Marine,” Fireface says bluntly. Wow, what a dick. You preferred when he was being all polite and subordinate. Just because you arrested him is no reason to get snippy.

>Well, he’s hardly your business, either. You really think Garp’s going to let you run off to save him?
>Sure, sure, don’t mind me, carry on.
>Well, you’re DEFINITELY not getting any beer. Roronoa, don’t share any when yours comes.
>Other?
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>>3439009
>Well, he’s hardly your business, either. You really think Garp’s going to let you run off to save him?
Fuckin yea, lol.
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>>3439009
>Well, he’s hardly your business, either. You really think Garp’s going to let you run off to save him?
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>>3439009
>Well, you’re DEFINITELY not getting any beer. Roronoa, don’t share any when yours comes.
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>>3439009
>>Well, you’re DEFINITELY not getting any beer. Roronoa, don’t share any when yours comes.
Honestly, some people just have no manners.
>>
BY THE WAAAAAAYYYYY

Prepping for post-Alabasta, does anyone have a link to OP G8 episodes? Crunchyroll won’t let UK users watch it. If I can’t get the episodes, I’ll figure out something different.
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>>3439009
>>Well, you’re DEFINITELY not getting any beer. Roronoa, don’t share any when yours comes.
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>>3439009
>>Well, you’re DEFINITELY not getting any beer. Roronoa, don’t share any when yours comes.
But isn't it lolonoa though?
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>>3439021
Can't you just use one of the many less legal streaming sites ?
iirc, Kissanime.ru works, though you can easily find others
Ideally you'd torrent tho.
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>Well, he’s hardly your business, either. You really think Garp’s going to let you run off to save him?
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>>3439009
>Well, you’re DEFINITELY not getting any beer. Lolonoa, don’t share any when yours comes.
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>>3439027
That'd fill the QM's thorax with the hot splooge of a thousand guys viruses and bit coin mining fuckers
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>>3439024
You’re right, thank you for the correction. How embarrassing for Flashy to get someone’s name wrong! He’d never live it down.

>>3439027
Thank you, and I don’t actually know any streaming sites. I don’t watch anime, and google is obviously less than helpful for legal reasons...

>>3439046
... on second thoughts, considering my shitty firewall, I might skip G8.

>fireface abs got his bounty for how exceptionally rude he is

You give a small ‘hmph’ at his blatant impoliteness. If you’re in a cell, there’s no such as private conversation, when you could be hatching a fiendish escape plan. “Well, you’re DEFINITELY not getting any beer. Lolonoa, don’t share any when yours comes.”

“IT’S RORO- oh, thanks.”

“THAT’S NOT THE ISSUE,” Fireface screams, gesticulating in something between panic and fury, before slamming a palm against the bars. “My brother’s fighting a WARLORD! He could be dying right now! You think I’m going to sit around in a cell and do nothing?!”

Roronoa just looks bored. “He’ll win.”

“ARE YOU STUPID?!”

Geeze, Fireface sure is loud as well as rude. Whoever raised him... well, they raised two pirates, so clearly not the best parenting.

Fortunately, the pirate’s hissy fit is interrupted by the door opening, and the arrival of a Marine bearing BEER. It’s not as nice as a cocktail, but Roronoa seems to appreciate it being carefully passed through the hatch anyway.

“HOW CAN YOU DRINK AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!”

Ah, there’s the screaming again.

“Well, because there’s beer. If there wasn’t, than I couldn’t.”

Hm, Roronoa’s logic is pretty good. As expected of a cunning pirate from the nefarious Strawhat crew. Fireface seems to be pretty dumb though. Logia sure are impressive, to get to his position on strength alone, with no brains backing him up...

Mr Speedy rings, interrupting the one-sided argument before you can tell Fireface to keep it down, and you quickly answ- ugh, it’s Garp, as expected. Yay.

“Vice-Admiral, sir?”

He doesn’t waste any time. Hell, he even sounds serious. “Greenhorn, hand the Den Den over to Portgas, then leave the brig. Take any Marines in there with you.”

.... Uh.

Okay?

“Yessir?” Your confused eyes meet Fireface’s cold ones (how can a Fire Logia have such icy eyes? Creepy), and the pirates edge back from the serving hatch for you to put Mr Speedy through.

If they hurt your Den Den, you think as you exit the brig, Fireface is going to wish HE was the ones Crock-o’-shit was maiming.

>... What the hell do you do now?
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>>3439046
That's true.
You do need adblock at minimum for them, I forgot.
Alternatives aren't hard to find.
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>>3439047
>Brexit shit
>Article bullshit
>Living in the UK
Well there's your problem :V

>>3439048
Adblockers
Scriptblockers
Flashblocker
VPN
At minimum. So yeah, you kinda need to go through a lotta hoops to find em. But if you go through all that the rewards are the most delicious candy
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>>3439047
>Time to observation haki to sense what's going on.
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>>3439047
Dangit we could have made a suckers bet with Abs in writing so we could blackmail him in the future
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>>3439047
>Eavesdrop like diligent ensign Flashy is.
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>>3439047
>Haki eavesdropping, duh
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>>3439047
Kissanime became pure cancer and unfortunately, the only other good site I know, Masterani.me, shut down.
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>check character sheet pastebin
>”Harry 'Trouble Magnet' Flashman”
>bob, u lil shit

I guess G8 is out. Aw, well. Marine base/undercover-pirate shenanigans some other time at an original base, maybe. Not like I don’t love some good old disguise and mistaken-identity bullcrap.

Also, you guys just using Haki, or trying to listen in as well?
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>>3439064
>listen in
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>>3439059
There are dozens of alternatives, just google "Kissanime Alternatives."
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>>3439067
>good site
Sure there are dozens of alternatives. How much of them are actually good though?
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>>3439069
Don't know till you look I suppose.
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>>3439064
All else fails, there's the supremely shitty ones on youtube ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>3439064
Listen in, if we can manage to be discreet for once. Otherwise just haki.
After all: not our ship, and a direct order to leave with all the marines in the cell.
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>>3438946
Silver Charlotte, both to play on Silver Chariot and to unintentionally reference our mom.

...And maybe make our kid beg us to change their name to something less chuuni once they wake up.
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>>3439075
We did leave them tho, we're just making sure they are not making any trouble.
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>>3439064
>Be Silvers Harry
>Have THE BEST chuuni powers ever
>Have friendo who is best doggo who inspires you to be stronger than yesterday
>RNG conspires you to be the most mediocre ninja
>Sadness
>Be Flashman Harry
>Be super normie
>Never realize the absolute unit ninja skills you have
>lament being the normie in the ship of colorful characters
>sadness
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Rolled 54, 91, 33, 83 = 261 (4d100)

>>3439067
I’d rather not murder my phone with viruses. Much as I’d like to do G8 (and it sounds like a fun arc, from what I’ve read on the wikia), I can’t afford a new phone. Maybe I’ll get a new laptop in a month or so and figure something out then.

>>3439073
... they haven’t been taken down? I don’t care about quality, I just need to see events/characters.

Also fuck, there’s still three OPBM threads on the board, and we’re nearly 850 posts into this one. Hope things don’t end up badly with the 5 thread limit.

B-b-b-background stuff, ignooore.
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>>3439080
Ninja in this case being the dattebayo kind
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>>3439082
Sometimes some of them still pops up from time to time

All comes down to luck really
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>>3439082
>91
HAT, WHAT THE FUCK

>33
KLAUS, ALSO WHAT THE FUCK

>>3439080
Just wait until we get Revolutionary Flashy, who just keeps rolling nat1s all the time!

ALL RIGHT, ROOOOOOOOLLLLLL TIME

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for h-h-haki, DC 61
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3439085
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3439085
STEFAN POWERS GO
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3439085
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3439085
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>>3439089
>>3439090
I guess Stefan is only for Silvers Harry
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>80 noice, Obs Haki +1, DC decreased to 60

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for eavesdropping, DC ??/??
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3439101
eavesdropping mastery
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3439101
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3439101
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3439101
Here's hoping some first-time rolling luck comes in and we get a sudden eye to how exactly certain upper echelons really feel about pirates.
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>>3439089
>>3439103
We know EVERYTHING

NOBODY ESCAPES BIG BRO'S EYE
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>>3439108
Except the Cannonball of Love
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>92! Successfully eavesdropped, not detected by Marines or Abs’ Observation! Stealth +2

You look left.

You look right.

No crewmembers in sight.

...... OHOHOHOHOHOHO~!!

It’s Observation time! ... And eavesdropping time! Actually, it’s just sneaky time in general.

Calming your emotions, you activate your Haki, while crouching down and shoving your ear agains the brig door’s keyhole. It’s not great, but you doubt Fireface or Garp will be talking quietly (especially Garp), and your Haki should be able to simultaneously tell you their emotions while warning you if someone approaches.

You’re a tactical goddamn genius, Harry Flashman!

“-ly too late for that.“ you hear the Vice-Admiral saying, frustration evident. You can’t sense his emotions over the Den Den, but he’s hardly subtle.

Fireface says something, feeling like frustration-terror-anxiety-impatience-revulsion, then louder, “-at least TRY? Gramps, Luffy could DIE -“

Gramps? Bwuh?

“-I don’t know that? —— FIRST offered, you can’t just-“

You scowl, trying to shove your ear closer.

“- not like I want to-“

Roronoa feels mildly interested in the heated discussion, but his interest is rapidly increasing, even if he doesn’t say a word you can hear.

From what you can gather, Fireface is trying to strike some sort of deal for his release - giving information on Whitebeard, maybe? - and the Vice-Admiral doesn’t think it’ll be accepted, although the panicking pirate wears him down enough that Garp finally agrees to find out.

So question 1 - what kind of deal is even Vice-Admiral ‘fuck the rules’ Garp not allowed to authorize?

And question 2 - since when is Garp ‘gramps’ to Firefist Ace? And presumably Strawhat Luffy?

>Well, no-one can choose their family, right? And Garp is a Vice-Admiral, and Fleet Admiral Sengoku’s friend. Even if he’s a dumbass, he’s not corrupt enough to pull favors even for his family. He’s the hero of the Marines!
>... You’re suddenly having a nasty feeling about Garp ‘accidentally’ delaying Smoboss from finding Fireface earlier...
>Other?


>>3439117
No, that also hits your eye. Along with the rest of your head.
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>>3438291
We've had one of those marine coats this whole time?! Holy shit that's awesome!
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>>3439134
>... You’re suddenly having a nasty feeling about Garp ‘accidentally’ delaying Smoboss from finding Fireface earlier...
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>>3439134
>Wow! The Vice-Admiral's family get-together parties must be cuhrazy!
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>>3439134
>Well, no-one can choose their family, right? And Garp is a Vice-Admiral, and Fleet Admiral Sengoku’s friend. Even if he’s a dumbass, he’s not corrupt enough to pull favors even for his family. He’s the hero of the Marines!
Big hmm
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>>3439134
>... You’re suddenly having a nasty feeling about Garp ‘accidentally’ delaying Smoboss from finding Fireface earlier...
Hmmmmmmm
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>>3439134
>... You’re suddenly having a nasty feeling about Garp ‘accidentally’ delaying Smoboss from finding Fireface earlier...
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>>3439134
If only we had a great companion to ask for a second opinion!

Oh wait we do. This is a matter of JUSTICE after all
>Ask Pistol-chan what to do.
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>>3439046
Just use watchcartoonsonline, kissanime is shit anyway.
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>>3439134
>... You’re suddenly having a nasty feeling about Garp ‘accidentally’ delaying Smoboss from finding Fireface earlier...
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>>3439134
>families are a goddamn headache

Btw, I've been suggested gogoanimes.tv as a streaming site. It does have OP and while checking it I didn't get any pop-ups, but an adblocker is still advisable tho.
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>>3439134
>... You’re suddenly having a nasty feeling about Garp ‘accidentally’ delaying Smoboss from finding Fireface earlier...

Canon's dead, Jim
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>>3439134

>Well, no-one can choose their family, right? And Garp is a Vice-Admiral, and Fleet Admiral Sengoku’s friend. Even if he’s a dumbass, he’s not corrupt enough to pull favors even for his family. He’s the hero of the Marines!
>...Although considering what Smoboss has us in the Grand Line doing, it's not like Garp couldn't be... prioritizing.
I kinda feel like we want a middle ground of "Garp was covering his grandkid's ass, how disgusting" and blind faith.
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>>3439154
Same desu
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>>3439154
I'll support this instead.
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>>3439154
Supporting
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>>3439134>>3439154>>3439137
I will switch to that
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>>3439154
Switching to this. Wouldn't want to get BETRAYED again rite
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>>3439154
This is good, support.
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>>3439154
Yeah I'll support this. It's also IC for Flashy to, when trying to figure out if a one of his bosses is in the wrong, compare them to Smoboss and ask what he'd do
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Calling for the
>>3439154
middle-ground!

>>3439170
Aaawwww, what would papa do... th-that’s not cute at all...
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>>3439170
>In Silvers Harry's case
>What Would Stefan do?
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>>3439154
Support.

Garp IS covering his Grandkids ass, but again, family is important, even if you play for opposing teams.
I think Flashman would understand that, even if the whole situation would leave just a bit of a sour taste in his mouth.
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Just had a thought

Marine Brook

That is all
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>>3439175
Sniff everything. Eat stuff off the ground. Pee up walls. Chase cats and balls.
.... Maybe he needs to rethink this.

>garp is only very minor scum, okay, JUSTICE?

You can’t help but frown, while Fireface waits for the call-back from... his grandfather.

On the one hand, no-one can pick their family. And Garp - he’s the Hero of the Marines, the man who arrested Gold Rogers! A Vice-Admiral. Fleet Admiral Sengoku’s friend. Even if he’s an idiot, he’s not corrupt, you’re sure.

... But considering everything that’s at stake, he could be - ‘prioritizing’.

Your frown deepens into a scowl. Crocodile is - yeah, kind of a bigger problem than Fireface right now. You don’t ever remember hearing about the Whitebeards causing an uprising so they can kill a king and take over a country.

But on the other hand, is he trying to deal with Crocodile, or just looking out for his grandsons? If Fireface were one of the other Whitebeard Commanders, would they be getting the same consideration?

Your world hasn’t been rocked, but you can’t help but feel it’s tilted a little on its axis. And that conversation with Smoboss comes to mind, about the Brass and everything going on under the surface...

You swallow the bitter lump in your throat as the faint, muffled noise of a Den Den ringing for just a second makes it through the door.

You can’t hear Garp’s words, but the RELIEF-JOY-resignation-shame In Fireface’s emotions makes the decision clear.

It looks like after nearly getting Roronoa rescued and you injured or worse, Firefist Ace is going to be leaving that damn cell.

With the feeling of hurriedly-approaching Marines, though, you don’t have time to do anything beyond throw yourself back and away from the door, crossing your arms casually.

(Observation Haki improved, better at picking out individual’s emotions from the others around them!)

A Petty Officer carrying some papers, and two infantry rush past you with barely a quick salute, tugging the door open and heading down.

...

You’re too tired for this shit.

>Head back to the White Mist. You can get Mr Speedy later.
>Wait here for now.
>Angstily lament the insidious undercurrents of the Marines and gaze meaningfully at Detective Pistol-chan
>Other?


Canon be dead. Thanks.
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>>3439194
>>Wait here for now.
He aint leaving wiht Mr. Speedy.
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>>3439194
>Grumpily lament the insidious undercurrents of the Marines and gaze meaningfully at Detective Pistol-chan
>Wait here for now.
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>>3439194
>Angstily lament the insidious undercurrents of the Marines and gaze meaningfully at Detective Pistol-chan
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>>3439194
>Wait here for now.
No den-den gets left behind
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>>3439194
>Angstily lament the insidious undercurrents of the Marines and gaze meaningfully at Detective Pistol-chan
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>>3439194
>Sulk
>Then get Mr. Speedy
>Introspect on TRUE JUSTICE
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>>3439194
>>Angstily lament the insidious undercurrents of the Marines and gaze meaningfully at Detective Pistol-chan
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>>3439194
>Wait here for now.

We can give Lolonoa's (second, kek) rescue party hell later.
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>Angstily lament the insidious undercurrents of the Marines and gaze meaningfully at Detective Pistol-chan
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>>3439194
>>Angstily lament the insidious undercurrents of the Marines and gaze meaningfully at Detective Pistol-chan
>>
I can't believe Eustass Kid is fuckin ded.
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>>3439218
He's Smoke'd anon. Believe it!
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>>3439201
+1
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>>3439194
>>Grumpily lament the insidious undercurrents of the Marines and gaze meaningfully at Detective Pistol-chan
>>Wait here for now.
Bonding with the gun over common problems.
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>ANGST! on the vice-admiral’s ship

You lean against the hard planking of a wall, thoughts simmering like a pot of heated JUSTICE. Is this how the Marines truly are? Deliciously righteous on the outside, but filled with the unchewable gristle of vile necessity and the annoying bones of personal interest?

Your feelings stew themselves to a thick and meaty brew of a dozen emotions, spiced with generous pinches of bewilderment, and the crusty dipping-bread of your cracking naivety as a filling side.

Your dulled eyes focus on the weapon holstered sympathetically at your side. “Detective Pistol-chan...” you whisper, hands clenching. “I’m... kind of hungry...”

How long are those guys gonna take with Fireface, already?!

Oh. Wait. There they are.

The door HOLY SHIT BLAZING FIRE

You recoil from the sudden heat as the stream of fire roars through. The brig door doesn’t exist any more; and seconds later, the fire is blazing a trail across the sky, in the direction of Alubarna and the palace.

.... Great.

The three Marines emerge now, casting annoyed eyes at the charred ashes that used to be door.

“Well, I’M not paying for that,” one complains.

“We’ll just slip it into the Garp Repairs budget,” another assures him.

>Talk to the Marines (What?)
>Head down and ta- INTERROGATE Roronoa
>Head down, grab Mr Speedy, and leave again.
>Other?
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Can I just point out how terrifying we must be to the Strawhats now?
Like, every single action we've taken around them could be attributed to us being a genius seeing through them and planning their capture.
>picked out Nami from the street, gave her the opportunity to steal our stuff and then effortlessly arrested her.
>easily defeated Sanji thanks to cup and hostage
>got taken as hostage by Zoro after using him to deal with attacking pirates and used that as a way to take him down
>took down their sniper in a single blow
>met Zoro again and defeated him
>didn't get rused by Zoro and got our cuffs back
>which we then used to cuff a disguised Ace to Zoro
>then when Ace has had enough of our shit, instantly put a gun against his chest
>figures out Garp has a connection to Ace and Luffy
HARRY FLASHMAN, ENSIGN FROM HELL
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>>3439238
>>Head down, grab Mr Speedy, and leave again.
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>>3439238
>Head down and ta- INTERROGATE Roronoa
We better get those fuckin seastone cuffs back.
This is bullshit.
Fuckin Garp.
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>>3439238
>Head down, grab Mr Speedy, and leave again.
We're chasing the prisoner to put him back on Garp's ship so we're technically not breaking Smoboss' orders!
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>>3439238
>Head down, grab Mr Speedy, and leave again.
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>>3439238
>Head down, grab Mr Speedy, and leave again.
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>>3439238
>Head down, grab Mr Speedy, and leave again.
>>3439239
and it makes me laugh so hard my nose hurts
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>>3439238
>Head down, grab Mr Speedy, and leave again. Also remember to pick up the seastone cuffs
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>>3439238
>>Head down, grab Mr Speedy, and leave again.
Grab the seastone cuffs as well (if that bastard fireface hasn't pocketed them).

Best not to speak to Lolonoa, let's keep what info Flashy knows as his hidden trump card.
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>>3439239
>HARRY FLASHMAN, ENSIGN FROM HELL
You know what would be interesting?
Brass looking at our long list of shit we managed to accomplish withing a year of getting out of academy and thinking 'holly shit this guy is too good, there is no telling what will he do if he goes up the ranks' and decide to soft-lock us as an Ensign until they figure out a way to contain the monster that is Flashman.
Thus, we truly stay and gain the title of Devil Ensign.
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>>3439259
Support
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>>3439262
We should at least fight to get at least to Captain. Just for Smoker's face
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>>3439064
Sorry boss i got a call from Captain Smoker to authorize this. to get it removed or changed at this point i need ether confirmation from 2 marines at captain rank or 1 marine of a higher rank.

Also i've Finally Compiled a Service Record for Flashman tell me if i remembered anything wrong or missed anything. (Also yes ALL of that was done as a Ensign)
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>>3439257
+1
seastone cuffs
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>>3439276
Supporting getting Mr. Speedy and the cuffs. We EARNED those cuffs dammit
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>>3439238
>>Head down, grab Mr Speedy, and leave again.
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>>3439238
>Head down and ta- INTERROGATE Roronoa

QM, for G8 what about the official Viz website? I remember they didn't work for Taiwan or wherever but considering Viz is the publisher for the UK, it should work.

>https://www.viz.com/watch/streaming/media/one-piece-episode-196/3180/sub

Alternatively >>3439151 is good, though sometimes sound can go out of sync and you have to reload the whole page.
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>mr speedy is a brave and handsome marine

Yeeeeeeah, screw today.

You head past the Marines (who give you your seastone cuffs back, that’s good - still need the key, though, they had to pick it), and clomp down the steps to the cells.

Ugggggghhhhhhh.

Roronoa is still sitting, all casual and shit, on the small bench in the cell, glancing up at you as you enter.

You flip him off, and focus instead on Mr Speedy, who glares accusingly up at you from the outer-ledge of the serving-hatch. “Sorry I left you with the big bad pirates,” you apologize, pulling out some lettuce for him. “You were very brave.”

“......” says Roronoa. More importantly, Mr Speedy stops glaring and grudgingly chomps down on the green-goodness, so you know you’re forgiven. This time.

“Good beer,” Roronoa lazily calls as you turn to leave, “So in return, here’s a message for you, from Ace.”

You scowl, and glance back over your shoulder. He jabs a thumb at the ground, where -

Uh.

Scorched into the thin planking, right down to the seastone underneath, is the precisely-burned word ‘FLASHMAN’. With a giant X crossing it.

“I don’t think he likes you,” Roronoa muses.

.... You flip him off again.

>Head back to the White Mist and get some rest.
>Head back to the White Mist and call Smoboss.
>... Find out where there’s any fighting in range, and head out.
>Other?

>>3439239
I kind of wonder... if this were actually a show (focusing on the Strawhats) would the Demon Ensign be popular or the most-hated antagonist/enemy?

>>3439262
>beats up an emperor
>still an ensign
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>>3439289
>>Head back to the White Mist and get some rest.

fuck all this shit and go back to sleep.
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>>3439289
He'd probably be Competent Buggy. With just going absolute ham over everything.

>Other?
Ask Yu to get the keys from the bottom of the ocean pls. Hint that Tashigi would be appreciative of her being an asset to the crew
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>>3439289
>>3439289
>Head back to the White Mist and get some rest.
yeah we've done enough for today. And we DO have standing orders to rest. Time to let the good times roll on.

>Scorched into the thin planking, right down to the seastone underneath, is the precisely-burned word ‘FLASHMAN’. With a giant X crossing it.
wow, rude.
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>>3439289
>>Head back to the White Mist and get some rest.
>>
>>3439289
>head back to the White Mist and get some rest
But first
>Unload our angst and detective pistol-chans ammo into the sky.
Maybe we'll get lucky
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>>3439289
>>3439297
Support. The last thing we need is the White Mist having to leave Alabasta in a hurry and leaving the keys in the ocean.
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>>3439289
>Head back to the White Mist and get some rest.
>Ask Yu to get the keys from the bottom of the ocean pls.

>“I don’t think he likes you,” Roronoa muses.
Feelings mutual, Lolo.
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>>3439302
>>3439297
This is nice. I don't think it's probably that far down, we threw it near the docks, but it'll be good for the latter part.
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>>3439303
>Inb4 it hits a strawhat

There's only so much that Dirty Vice-Admiral can protect us from the consequences of his grandson
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>>3439289
>Head back to the White Mist and get some rest.
Ask Yu to get the keys from the bottom of the ocean
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>>3439289
>"Maybe he can go cry about it to his 'Gramps', huh?"
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>>3439289
>Ask Yu to get the keys from the bottom of the ocean pls.

Love that every universe's Flashman so far has made it difficult for Ace. But sore loser much wow
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>>3439313
Hush anon. Detective Flashy works best as a subtle thing
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>>3439313
nooooo, the last thing we want is let the Strawhats / Ace know that this very annoying Ensign knows top secret information. That's how people disappear.
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>>3439314
Those seastone-caped boots can't come soon enough.
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>>3439321
>literal death threat from Ace
I uh
I don't think it matters.
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>>3439327
I don't think it's a death threat per se

Just a promise to beat him up (hopefully)
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>>3439327
It's probably the difference between Ace making Flashman a priority whenever they happen to cross paths in the future, and Ace actively hunting him down to burn him to a crisp so he doesn't blab.
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>>3439289
>>Head back to the White Mist and call Smoboss.
Long time lurker here, just realizing something.
We should've recorded the conversation with our camera.
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>>3439333
>>3439336
Regardless, I want that Acid fruit for self defence now.
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>yuuuuuuuuu

The White Mist is about two minutes walk away. It feels like it takes about three years.

It’s not hard to find Yu, who’s lounging in her weird-aquarium-box in her cabin, half-out of the water, reading a book on... ship construction?

“The Great Me is researching weak points!”

... okay, Yu.

As it turns out, she’s utterly annoyed by having nothing to do (she’s totally sulking), and jumps at the chance to go look for the seastone keys. You guess she really does want to feel useful... although she also wants to take her harpoon-gun along, ‘just in case’.

You love your own weapons, but the manic glee on her face as she hefts the huge thing is kinda worrying.

“The Great Me will find that key, or die trying,” she assures you with a regal smirk, once you’ve pointed out where you tossed the damn thing.

“Uh... maybe try not to die? I’m sure it’s perfectly safe.” It’s really not THAT big a problem...

“But the Great Me wants to try real combat...” You’d never seen a mermaid pouting while cuddling a giant harpoon gun before. You kind of wish you still hadn’t.

In any case, she’s heaved happily over the side in short order, and you head off to your cabin to collapse, physically and emotionally spent from the shittiest day since your first day of the Academy. Or that day you thought you were getting adopted, and they picked Ayami instead. Yeah, that day sucked.

You throw yourself down onto the bed after placing Mr Speedy on the table, and straight into darkness until...

>late evening.
>the next morning.
>Other?
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>>3439343
Our camera isn't on us right now.
It's being used as evidence.
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>>3439346
WAIT FUCK THERE BE KUNG FU DEWGONGS IN DEM SEAS
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>>3439346
>late evening
Time to be pissed at Garp with Smoker.
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>>3439346
>late evening.
>>3439351
...oh, /shit/
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>>3439346
>late evening.
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>>3439346
>late evening.
Just in time to stop Lolo rescue party: redux who foolishly think the cover of night will aid them.
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>late evening
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>>3439351
HAHAHAHAHA THAT’S RIGHT, YOU JUST GOT YU KILLED

Just kidding, there aren’t any around the docks area. Too many ships in and out, fucking with the water/fish.
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>>3439346
>late evening.
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

Oh, that reminds me. Rolling.
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>>3439346
>>late evening.
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>>3439346
>manic glee on her face as she hefts the huge thing
>cuddling a giant harpoon gun
one of us
one of us
one of us

>late evening
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>>3439359
Oh thank god. Phew.

...C-could we recruit some Dewgongs either as Marines or Martial Arts teachers for Flashy?

Like, take ALL the strawhats' skills and put them into the Demon Ensign
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>>3439346
>late evening.
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>>3439367
As much as I love the dewgongs, there’s really no way to logically fit them in, sorry. Hm.

Unless.

.... Depends how quickly you guys leave Alabasta. If you stick around a few days and go traveling, you COULD encounter them. But to be honest, you’d pretty much just pull out a weapon and whup their arses. If you want to learn actual martial arts, better to find a human.

CALLING FOR LATE EVENING

Also... not sure if new thread today or tomorrow. Might kill my phone tonight if I try to run overnight again and we hit 1100 or 1200 posts. Shit.
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>>3439367
Also, had this weird thought that the Stefan Pirates were all just killer animals that Silvers Harry caught and Stefan dominated
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>>3439373
>Our excuse to stay longer is to bury Lolonoa's sords in the desert
>Tashigi buries us instead
>Have to spend /even more/ time trying to find Flashman
>Dewgong encounter
Dewgong Marines pls
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>>3439367
>>3439373
>>3439377
I'm sorry, it's been ages since I read One Piece - Kung fu dewgongs? Fucking hwut? The manatee looking things?
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>>3439383
Yeah, I only barely remember those, but they were a thing I guess?
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>>3439377
Also apparently the spelling is supposed to be dugong like the irl animal and Dewgong was the pokemon haha my bad

>>3439383
>>3439388
Ye. The kinda slapped some of the strawhats' shit
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Shit I now we needed to save luffy. I know letting croc won is a bad idea. But letting ace get away hurts. Legitametly killed my mood. Then he goes does that x shit <:(
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>>3439393
How the fuck do dugongs do martial arts? They haven't got any hands or feet.
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>>3439401
Oda is how.
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>>3439399
Kind of a pain IC, but probably safer for the plot progression if he escapes. Who knows what could happen, if he's captured and slated to be executed already? Canon's gotten fucked enough already with Zoro in the clanker and all the other stuff.
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>>3439401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXrYTtuDaDY
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>>3439374
Kung-fu dugong. South bird. Maybe a seaking!

>>3439399
I don’t think you guys realize the extent of what happened... or how much he’d like to murder you.

>>3439383
Yeah, Luffy beat the crap out of them and they wanted to be his apprentices. It was a couple of pages of gag, and then they turned up chapters later to help the giant pervert crab I can’t believe I’m writing this never mind forget I said anything.

>it’s evening time muddafukkers

By the time you wake up, feeling a little achy but well-rested, the porthole shows darkening skies, and the ship sounds like most of the crew is back aboard, judging by the called orders and sound of infantry above.

For a second, you wonder why no-one woke you earlier. Then you realize that Smoboss probably loved the fact you were actually obeying orders for onc- uh, as you NORMALLY do, and left you undisturbed.

Or maybe he thought you’d cause more trouble if you were awake.

... Nah.

You topple out of bed, give yourself a quick once-over in the mirror (vaguely respectable looking, maybe... and still pretty, dammit) and head outside.

Huh. There’s another couple of Marine ships docked now. Looks like a lot of stuff happened while you were out.

>Find someone (who?)
>Other?
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>>3439401
They've got fucking Haki man.

It's legit hilarious and amazing
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>>3439401
https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Animal_Species/Alabasta_Saga#Kung-Fu_Dugongs
Its OP, don't think about it.
Also, there is a pirate crew where members are only fighting animals with a dugong captain.
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>>3439414
>Find someone (who?)Smoboss
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>>3439414
>Find someone (who?)
Sitrep from Tashigi
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>>3439414
>>Find Smoboss and talk to him about what happened
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>>3439414
>Find someone (who?)Smoboss

Uh
>>I don’t think you guys realize the extent of what happened... or how much he’d like to murder you.
Acid-Acid Fruit where are you!?
Whhhyyy does Ace want to kill us so much?
We didn't do that much really.
Does Ace also think we're a Rusemaster?
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>>3439414
>Find someone (who?)
Smolboss

Because Smolboss is an unusually competent child. She'll definitely know what's going on!

>I don’t think you guys realize the extent of what happened... or how much he’d like to murder you.
Oh god what did we do?!
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>>3439414
> I don’t think you guys realize the extent of what happened... or how much he’d like to murder you.

Great, thanks for the vote of confidence BPQM. Should've shot him when we could've. Now we got Ace, and by extension, Whitebeard, along with luffy, wanting to kill/remove/beat the fuck up out of us respectively
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>>3439414
>>Find someone (Smoboss)
>status update, what the fuck happened after we were sleeping? Did Fireface glass Crock?
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>>3439437
>Whhhyyy does Ace want to kill us so much?
You brother getting murdered and someone holds you so you cant help him. Tell me how do you feel about that guy.
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>>3439453
maybe he and luffy should have become marines instead of pirates and this situation wouldn't have happened

if he couldn't afford to do the time he shouldn't have done the crime!
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>>3439438
I mean...we arrested him so he couldn't help Luffy with Crocodile, and the only way he could have gotten out of that cell was if he asked Garp to become a warlord. Thereby giving up his dream to serve the next King of the Pirates
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>>3439453
But we let him go.
As for reasons Ace is so pissed I can only think that Garp made him resign from the WBs and become a Shichibukai or something.
Lol.
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>>3439453
Oh fuck this bullshit, Ace has noone to blame for being caught but himself, his own incompetence and overconfidence in his own dabbling disguise skill while confronted with JUSTICE.
Hes blaming his own failures onto others, typical self-centred pirate.
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>>3439456
>>3439457
>A WB pirate becomes a warlord. We can't him anymore. He can turn traitor any moment. He wants us dead and would only get a slap on the wrist for killing us.

WWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!??!
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>>3439460
SUFFER NOT THE PIRATE MENACE
PIRATE DELENDA EST
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>new thread will go up in a couple of updates or so. Maybe after this one, idk

... Smoboss.

Gotta talk to Smoboss.

Stretching as you walk, you amble over to Smoboss’ office, moving out of the way of oooooookay why are all the infantry sneaking peeks at you? And whispering?

At least they seem to be approving looks rather than annoyed or mocking ones...

Ducking your head, you knock on Smoboss’ door. There’s a good chance he’s not even in, maybe on Garp’s ship or still cleaning up the mess on land, but -

“WHAT?!”

Eep. Okay! He’s in! “Just me, Smob- uh, sir!” Be cool. Professional. Don’t stress him out any more than he already is.

“Get in, brat.” ... Oh. Maybe he’s not that angry.

You slip inside, shoving the door closed, and woooooowwww, that’s a lot of paperwork on his desk. You suspect you’re the one that’s gonna be filling it all out. Or he’ll set it on fire. One of the two.

For a second, you could almost swear Smoboss gives you an actual smile, before you blink and it’s a sharp grin instead. “Finally woke up, huh?”

“No, I’m still asleep.” Screw it. You wander over, throwing yourself in the chair opposite. “What happened?”

“A lot.” Smoboss shrugs, amazingly only on two cigars. “Anything in particular you want to get out of the way first?”

>???
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>>3439462
You're overreacting anon
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>>3439468
>start working on paperwork while you talk
>"How'd our Big Showdown In The Desert play out, Boss?"
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>>3439468
>>Are you Okay?
>>Is Alabasta okay?
>>What the hell did Garp do?
>>On a scale of 1-10 how pissed of are the Whitebeards going to be?
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>>3439468
>start working on paperwork while you talk
>"How'd our Big Showdown In The Desert play out, Boss?"
>Fireface seemed kinda pissed boss, wazzat about?
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>>3439468
I would like it on record that i had nothing to do with Firefist Ace being set free.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

Rolling to slip up from your emotional day and call Smoboss dad! It’s gotta happen sometime! I believe!
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3439472
Rolling for how much ace wants us dead ;-;
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>>3439468
>???
>Yeah, todays was bullshit. Is this what you usually have to deal with?

Really, it was.
So much unlikely stuff happening thats way above Flashmans paygrade its not even funny.
Alright, its a little bit funny, but way too heavy to laugh about it.
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>>3439492
Ahh mediocrity, my truest friend
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

Rolling for how much Luffy wants to beat the shit out of us.
Also looks like we're getting some god damn respect around here.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3439483
Rolling for Candy. Because after this clusterfuck of a day, Flashman deserves it
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>>3439468
>>3439474
>>3439475
These right here
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3439481
Above your pay grade, soldier!

Calling and writing.

... and rolling for background stuff.
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New thread, archiving this one.

>>3439551



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