Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who kindly took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of Why Can’t I Hold All These Crits, our hero HARRY ‘TROUBLE MAGNET’ FLASHMAN found himself a natural prodigy with the fine and subtle weaponry that are... cannonballs. Um. He, uh, also confirmed that Fireface is Garp’s grandson, Hat got a Logia, and Crocodile got deadified. Afterwards, HQ threw out promotions like candy (mmm, candy), and the ship carrying Lolonoa Zolo has come under attack by Jedi Kn- uh, the Strawhats. At least you still have Wado Ichimonji.We now return you to your scheduled idiocy.
>call curly All right. First up, the docks are an hour away. That means you need ENERGY. and energy means SUGAR.So you grab a couple of pieces of candy and shove them in your candy-hole.“IS THIS REALLY THE TIME?!” Ah, Lieutenant... one can’t expect someone of her pitiful rank to understand the wisdom of her superiors. How sad.You ignore her, and focus on Mr Speedy again, who’s highly unimpressed by all this running in hot weather, and would rather have been in the shade somewhere. By a pool. With a little umbrella, and a massive head of lettuce.Too bad, Mr Speedy, you’re a MARINE.Curly picks up in short order, sounding harried. “Yes?”“Hey Curly, any idea what’s going on?”“I have no idea!” Wow, he sure can wail. “It sounds like Strawhat Luffy was really Mr 2 -“ OHHHH, that makes sense now... “- Rainbase is being invaded by okama, mi-mi-mi, and Princess Vivi is still- a prisoner! As I already knew! Of course!”... He totally thought the Strawhats were inside the Palace, didn’t he? You can’t help but feel a little bit of glee that after having lied to you, he got lied to in return. Ouch. Then you feel bad, because being lied to sucks. A lot.“The ship with Lolonoa on is being attacked,” you say. “So it sounds like the Strawhats have recruited this Kohza guy and... kept the Princess prisoner.” You and Tashigi hurtle around a corner, still on track for the docks. “We’ll be chasing them, but...”“You don’t think you’ll catch them, do you?” He sounds frustrated.“... Not really. They left at least last night, maybe before.”“Understood. But - but, mi-mi-mi... I’ll admit, the Strawhats aren’t my priority! Even Kohza! But Princess Vivi MUST be returned!”“And the duck?”“... Yes, Carue too.”>Then come with us! We haven’t gone too far yet, you can catch up with us.>We’ll do our best.>Other?(Fucked up trip in original post, ignore my idiocy.)
>>3446501>Then come with us! We haven’t gone too far yet, you can catch up with us.
>>3446501>>Then come with us! We haven’t gone too far yet, you can catch up with us.
>Curly: GET“Then come with us! We haven’t gone too far yet, you can catch up with us.”A brief pause. “That... i shouldn’t get involved in such matters...”“Well, if you think not, then I guess-““But I’ll come anyway! I’ll mi-mi-meet you at the the docks!”He hangs up. You and Tashigi look each other. Then shrug as one.“Well, that’s that.” You dodge a couple of passersby.“Yes,” Tashigi puffs, looking determined. “At least nothing more can go wrong!”... Hey, wait. Isn’t Fireface on Garp’s ship?>OH NO I’VE JUST TRIPPED AND BROKEN MY LEG GO ON WITHOUT ME>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!>hahahahahaha denial time hahahaha>Other?
>>3446541>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!Thank god we levelled up those Garp Cannonball skills. That ought to act as good Fireface repellant.
>>3446541>Just ignore it. It's fine. Everything is fine. No problems here. No, sir.
>>3446541>>I mean at least Dragon won't show up and kick our asses again right?
>hahahahahaha as a photographer I have been trained to be stealthy
>>3446545+1>hahahahahaha denial time hahahaha
>>3446541>>OH NO I’VE JUST TRIPPED AND BROKEN MY LEG GO ON WITHOUT ME
>>3446545Seconding
>>3446545This.
>out of the spying plan, into the fireJust ignore it. It's fine. Everything is fine. No problems here. No, sir.Glazed look on your face, you keep running.(AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, says a small voice deep at the back of your head.)The next forty minutes are blur of rushing speed and then a load of hurry up and wait - Curly gets to the docks not too many minutes after the pair of you (riding a camel... makes sense, you guess), followed by all piling on to Garp’s ship, as the men hurriedly get it moving again to head out to sea.Garp, apparently, is running around Rainbase, hunting down okama (there’s a sentence you never thought you’d hear). Considering what you know of his and Strawhat’s suspect he might not be dealing with the issue quite as quickly as he could be.As the ship races along the river, you>Socialize (who? Bogart/Tashigi/Curly/Pinky/Chin/Fireface(ahahaha)/etc>Lock yourself in a room to avoid Fireface.>Other?
>>3446592>Socialize (Bogart)How do you do it, man?
>>3446592>Socialize Tashigi
>>3446592>Socialise>CurlySee how he's keeping up
>>3446592>>Socialize with Fireplace
>>3446592>Socialize with Curly>>3446604>Fireplacekek
>>3446592>Prep cannon balls
>>3446592>>Socialize (Bogart)
>>3446604>FireplaceI like it
>>3446601Switch to Curly
>>3446592>>Socialize (curly)
>>3446592>Socialize with Bogart
>>3446592>Socialize (curly)Princess's these days
Looks like Curly wins, I’m just eating now so back soonish.>fireplace Noice
Will all those people in the Going Merry it's gotta be super cramped by now right
>>3446649How long do they got until Franky?
>>3446655If I remember right, they still have to go through Jaya, Skypeia, G8 (If BP chooses to do the non-canon arc), The Davy Back arc, and then they get to Franky
>>3446665Oh god. Imagine if we're doing the end of Water 7 and there's now TWO cannonball chucking lunatics trying to sink the Thousand Sunny
>>3446665What was Jaya about again? Two giants and a volcano?Anyway, thats pretty cramped for pretty long time.
>>3446675Jaya was Mont Blanc Noland, Kicking Bellamy's ass and getting the Merry ready to ride the Knock-up stream. Also Teach was there sooooo....
>>3446679>We're literally bringing Ace to BlackbeardRip JayaAlso Skypeian candy pls
>>3446679Also Doflamingo went to Mocktown in Jays.Just saying!
... wait. Do you guys wanna do Skypiea? Because I can’t do the whole crew, but if I have you, Tashigi and Curly separated, you guys can wrangle it alone.I’ll have to sketch some stuff out, but... could be fun.
>>3446688>SkypieaYep I totally want to do this It makes sense IC because Curly will want to catch up to Vivi as soon as possible to ''rescue'' her (read: plead with her to come home)
>>3446688Yeah, Skypiea sounds cool! We can leave Fireplace, Smoboss and therest down at the ground to deal with Blackbeard.
>>3446688On one hand: fuck yeah that's awesomeOn the other: Oh god oh fuck we'll get Enel'd
>>3446688Yep. We need to get sunglasses a logia too so he and his bro can match
>>3446682Hey, at least he has backup and doesn't have to chase Blackbeard across the entire grand line now.Really he should be thanking us!
I gotta admit, Skypiea is one of my least favorite arcs, but I think I could wrangle this... now, how to make sure you don’t see Usopp during the whole event... hmmm...>curly wurly With little to do, you make the most of your curent duties to wander over to Curly, who stands at the railings, looking like he wants to throw himself off.“Soooooo,” you begin.>Don’t worry! We’ll get her back from those evil, bad, no-good pirates who’s are totally holding her prisoner!>So that Kohza thing was kind of unexpected, huh?>Okay, seriously... ducks? Military ducks? I mean, I’m from the Grand Line myself, but... ducks?>Other?
>>3446715>>Don’t worry! We’ll get her back from those evil, bad, no-good pirates who’s are totally holding her prisoner!
>>3446715>Okay, seriously... ducks? Military ducks? I mean, I’m from the Grand Line myself, but... ducks?>Could you tell me where I can find one for myself
>>3446715>>Okay, seriously... ducks? Military ducks? I mean, I’m from the Grand Line myself, but... ducks?
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3446720... rollin’ fuh duck duck fruit
>>3446726Dangit! Guess there goes Ducky Marine
>>3446720>>3446715Support
>>3446712>Ace and Garp vs Blackbeard Stop.My sides can't take how fucked Blackbeard is if this happens.
>>3446735>>3446712IwantitIwantitIwantit. Fuuuck Blackbeard, fuck him so hard.
>>3446720Support.
>>3446720+1
>>3446715>Okay, seriously... ducks? Military ducks? I mean, I’m from the Grand Line myself, but... ducks?>Day dream about bird marines.
>Okay, seriously... ducks? Military ducks? I mean, I’m from the Grand Line myself, but... ducks?
>>3446715>>3446720Supporting
Rolled 8, 4 = 12 (2d100)>are you trying to enslave a duck into being your steed? clearly your heritage is coming through“Okay, seriously... ducks? Military ducks? I mean, I’m from the Grand Line myself, but... ducks.” Seriously. Duuuuucks. Not that you’ve got anything against them, but... “Could you tell me where I can find one for myself?”Curly gives you a long, pointed look. “Carue is the Captain of the Super Spot-Billed Duck Troops, the fastest super spot-billed duck in the entirety of Alabasta. He’s served for many years as a fine officer, as well as Princess Vivi’s good friend.”“... So you’re saying none of them might wanna serve as Marines? Because we’re already making a uniform for a mermaid, I bet we could wrangle one for some giant ducks.”“...... I’m not sure ducks can enlist, mi-mi-mi.”>Sounds racist.>Might wanna talk to Garp about that one, he’s the kind of guy who’d appreciate duck-Marines.>Okay, but hypothetically, maybe I could hire one as a mercenary or something? I gotta be honest, I just think they’re cool.>Other?(Rolling for background stuff.)
>>3446782....wow those rolls>>Okay, but hypothetically, maybe I could hire one as a mercenary or something? I gotta be honest, I just think they’re cool.
>>3446782Woah. Those are bad rolls
>>3446782DEM ROLLS
>>3446782>Okay, but hypothetically, maybe I could hire one as a mercenary or something? I gotta be honest, I just think they’re cool.
>>3446782>Okay, but hypothetically, maybe I could hire one as a mercenary or something? I gotta be honest, I just think they’re cool.>Rolls....please don't be for the Flashcrew
>>3446782>So ducks can be officers of Alabasta, but not Marine officers? What a weird rule!
>>3446782>Sounds racist.>Might wanna talk to Garp about that one, he’s the kind of guy who’d appreciate duck-Marines.Mink Marines wenAlso>The strawhats keep jobbing
>>3446795It was for Hina and Garp...
>>3446798Hhahahahahahhahahahahah.
>>3446798...Didn't Garp also roll like shit last time? I can't tell if it's on purpose or what at this point.
>>3446798>The strawhats rescue Lolonoa from the fucking Hero of the Marines>Tfw the Demon Ensi---COMMANDER is coming for them now
>>3446798Thank god we got Papa to go on ahead, looks like he's our only hope now.>Garp jobbingThe dice are scarily on point with the narrative sometimes
Rolled 93 (1d100)>hina’s ass is thoroughly kicked, and garp is being ‘accidentally’ defeated by okama, so sad“Okay, but hypothetically, maybe I could hire one as a mercenary or something? I gotta be honest, I just think they’re cool.”Curly coughs imperiously. “The super spot-billed ducks are much-loved citizens of our country, not mere talking points! .... But yes, mi-mi-mi, they’re quite ‘cool’. Still, their main military role is as messengers or transport, so I doubt the Marines would find much purpose for them at sea.”>Dude, I bet they can kick like anything! And the wings! And imagine being pecked by those beaks! I bet they’d be badasses, you should totally see if any of them want to sign up.>Giant. Duck. Marines. I honestly don’t see how you’re not understanding this.>The purpose is more JUSTICE! Justice is in the hands and wings of all citizens, even if they’re giant, speedy avians! Birds of the world, represent!>Other?>>3446812It’s past the afternoon, and Hina’s ship left last night... Smoboss is definitely not catching up before Lolonoa escapes, but perhaps on the way to Jaya...?>>3446805He’s losing on purpose so he doesn’t have to chase after Luffy, but still.>>3446810>Usopp and Chopper frothing at the mouth
>>3446825>>Dude, I bet they can kick like anything! And the wings! And imagine being pecked by those beaks! I bet they’d be badasses, you should totally see if any of them want to sign up.>>Sun Goku has a bird friend. Therefor I need a bird friend
>>3446825>The purpose is more JUSTICE! Justice is in the hands and wings of all citizens, even if they’re giant, speedy avians! Birds of the world, represent!
>>3446825>Giant. Duck. Marines. I honestly don’t see how you’re not understanding this.>The purpose is more JUSTICE! Justice is in the hands and wings of all citizens, even if they’re giant, speedy avians! Birds of the world, represent!also, straw hats have fucking massive protag luck, and now have a logia on their side...actually, since it’s sand, that means he’ll auto win against anyone without armament or some way of getting him wet
>>3446832or, wait, as ace proved, massive amounts of heat
>>3446825>Giant. Duck. Marines. I honestly don’t see how you’re not understanding this.
>>3446825.... Okay, looks like Bentham is... escaping.Wow.Fuck canon.
>>3446825>The purpose is more JUSTICE! Justice is in the hands and wings of all citizens, even if they’re giant, speedy avians! Birds of the world, represent!>>3446832>SandMina is a hard counter for him. Hat too, if he can adjust the acidity of his acid so it's neutral like water. Or maybe the acid itself cando the job in soaking him
>Giant. Duck. Marines. I honestly don’t see how you’re not understanding this.
>>3446825>Dude, I bet they can kick like anything! And the wings! And imagine being pecked by those beaks! I bet they’d be badasses, you should totally see if any of them want to sign up.>Giant. Duck. Marines. I honestly don’t see how you’re not understanding this.>Inb4 we recruit a Bird trained by the Kung Fu Dugongs and has Conqueror's Haki>>3446842If Luffy ever infiltrates Impel Down he ded
>>3446825>The purpose is more JUSTICE! Justice is in the hands and wings of all citizens, even if they’re giant, speedy avians! Birds of the world, represent!>I also may want to try and teach animals how to use weapons for Justice!
>>3446847But the main reason he’d infiltrate Impel Down, aka Ace, is now gone, so...
>>3446850Not if we get back Lolonoa
>>3446842Also, wait, just making sure; So the Straw Hats managed to steal back Zoro, Vivi, Carue, + rebel man (now with sand sand fruit) joined them, and Bentham managed to escape? Holy shit the luck
>>3446859You act like this is a surprising turn of events. Canon got taken out behind the woodshed a long time ago mate, this is just the butterflies doing their work.
Mugiwara no GoofyWitch Thief GummyPet MopperSogeking ZuzzopCheapshot MamjiDemon Blade Lolonoa ZoloGoth Girl Gico YobinBone to be wild Krook
>>3446859I mean I expected Hina to put up more of a fight, but pretty much expected them to escape as well because plot armor.At least the Demon Commander Flashman has left a big impression on them.
>mfw you take up the cause of equal recruitment rights for all people and the Revolutionaries don’t know whether to support it or not“The purpose is more JUSTICE! Justice is in the hands and wings of all citizens, even if they’re giant, speedy avians! Birds of the world, represent!” You thrust your fist in the air, feeling the wind whip past in praise of your rallying cry. “... Also. Giant. Duck. Marines. I honestly don’t see how you’re not understanding this.“Curly blinks. Slowly. “I... I see? Well, I could - certainly raise the issue with the King?”You nod, pleased. “Definitely! It should be an option, especially if they’re citizens.”“... You are a very... unusual young man, mi-mi-mi...”“Ha, thanks!”>Roll 1d100, middle result of 3>>3446859The dice gods are playing a greater game than even we know... At least Wado is still on board the White Mist?
Man, and I was worried the Strawhats were getting fucked over too much. Dice keikaku is too strong
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3446880Deliver us Stefan
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3446880
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3446880
Rolled 10 (1d50)>>3446880Also, background stuff.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3446880
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>3446880
>>3446885;-;
>>3446883>>3446884>>3446886>>3446885Y'all didn't praise the doge
>>3446891Because this is the universe of Harry Flashman? Dog powers are reserved for Silvers Harry only.
>>3446899Oh. Right.Cannongull-chan wen
>>3446899...Should we get a ship cat that wields a revolver?
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3446904Rolling for sniper Cat-chan
>>3446904Rats with swords
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3446908not snipergunslinger
>26, beat DC 20, Ace avoids you. HURRAH.Eventually, hours of sailing later, Bogart makes the announcement - Smoboss caught up with the remains of Hina’s ship, and set about rescuing the crew.The good news is that the Strawhats aren’t really into killing, so there aren’t TOO many deaths - the bad news is Black Cage’s ship is barely seaworthy, and Roronoa Zoro is gone along with the rest of the Strawhats.Oh, and as Roronoa casually told Hina before they left, “Let that Ensign know I’m still coming for my swords.”(RIVAL ACQUIRED!)>Y I K E S~>Let him come! You can take him again!>”Tashigi... that’s your problem.”>Other?>>3446904>not waiting to get your own super spot-billed duck buddy with a grudge against carueDisgusting.
>>3446916>Let him come! You can take him again!>>3446715>how to make sure you don’t see Usopp during the whole eventConsidering the Ace incident, he can just make really shoddy fake wings and we'd 100% believe he's just a long-nosed Skypiean.
>>3446916>>Let him come! You can take him again!
>>3446916>....This totally means I get dibs, Tashigi
>>3446923>he can just make really shoddy fake wings and we'd 100% believe he's just a long-nosed Skypiean.......... oh my enel, yesI think I might give you an auto-fail on all ‘see through disguise’ rolls. Except against Tasharry.
>>3446916>Tbh we already captured him once, and it wasn't exactly our fault he got away, so Tashigi deserves a chance to fight him next
>>3446923I like to think he ONLY does the wings and forgets about their antenna things... but thats okay, because Flashy just assumes that male Skypieans just have super long noses instead of antenna or something>>3446925Support
>>3446916>....This totally means I get dibs, /Lieutenant/ Tashigi
>>3446916>>Let him come! You can take him again!>>I'm what? 2-0 against Zolo?
>>3446928We captured him twice. When we incopaceted him by kick of justice, remember? That totally counts!
>>3446916>That just means I have to train even harder. Instead of Cannonballs I hope Flashman eventually gets giant jawbreakers.
Also, if we are going to Skypiea, we are totally going to nab a cloudsword or some other kind of exotic cloud weapon, right?
>>3446925support
>>3446688Holy shit, let's get cool dial mods for our weapons. We can even start on those boots by making them water skates like they have on Skypea!
The Dials are the thing that I'm interested in for Skypeia. Jet and Impact dials are probably the best
>>3446916Heck! We didn't get our camera back. We should ask if they have a spare one.
>>3446960But we did. We specifically voted to get Mr. Speedy back
>>3446963Mr. Speedy? Our den den is also our camera?
>you just know sanji is rubbing this shit in zolo’s faceHa! Let him come! You can take him again!“Hey, this totally means I get dibs, ~Lieutenant~Tashigi,” you laugh. Tashigi ‘accidentally’ steps on your foot.She’s so violent...“The Commodore is going ahead to try and catch up with the Strawhats,” Bogart says, his monotone voice somehow making it extremely clear what he thinks the likelihood of this is. “We’ll be going back to collect Vice-Admiral Garp - it’ll take longer to drop you off and have you find another ship, so you’d best come with us.”“Are you going to following the Strawhats as well, sir?” Tashigi sounds concerned - obviously not happier to be split from Smoboss and the rest than you are.“Not quite - the next island along is Jaya, so that’s where the Strawhats, Commodore Smoker And ourselves will be heading, but we’ll be moving on to stop at a nearby Marine base for a while after that. You’re welcome to travel along to Jaya, but if we miss the Commodore on the way...”“I’m sure we can meet up with him on Jaya,” Tashigi says quickly, before apologizing for the inconvenience.Since when are you guys an inconvenience? You’re all awesome!Eh, well. More importantly... now you have to spend hours going BACK to Alabasta, while the White Mist gets further and further away...>How to spend next few hours?>>3446960Oh, yeah, you have that back now. The evidence has already been removed and sent to HQ. Not that they need it now he’s dead, but still.>>3446963Mr Speedy is your Den Den phone, not your camera.OH HEY BY THE WAYWith Mina being adopted...>She’s still just Mina.>She’s Smoker Mina now. Because One Piece world has weird naming standards.Heading out, update eventually.
>>3446975>Smoker "Smolboss" Mina
>>3446975>>Try to 'wake up' cut-chan
>>3446975>Smoker MinaSomeday she’ll be known as ‘Bloodsmoke Mina’
>>3446975Can she be Mina Smoker?Cause you know.Mina Harker.Blood jokes.
>>3446975>Talk with the crew, find out how terrible it is to be on Garp's ship, avoid Fireface at all cost. Maybe spar with some of them, see the difference in quality between ships.>She’s Smoker Mina now. Because One Piece world has weird naming standards.Is Smoker Smoker's last name? Either way, we can still call her Mina. She's just officially Smoker Mina.
>>3446975>Grab a cannon and see if pistol chan can fire itThen >Smoker MinaJust wanna try
>>3446989I'm pretty sure captain is his first name, so Smoker has to be his last name
>>3446975Everything we worked for ;_;
>>3446991Commodore Captain Smoker.>>3446992Zoro escaped.So?We have his swords and we caused Ace to become a Shichibukai.It's not the end of the world if Zoro escapes.Honestly I really want to show up at Skypeia.WHY ARE YOU HERE???
>>3446992YOU TRIED SO HAAAAAARDAND GOT SO FAAAAARBUT IN THE EEEEEENDIT DIDN'T EVEN MAAATTEEERRR
>>3446975>She’s Smoker Mina now. Because One Piece world has weird naming standards>How to spend next few hours?Finding Mr. Speedy big leaf of lettuce.He deserve it after whole Alabasta arc.Take a nap and dream about swords made of clouds
>>3446975>Spar with curly See what he can do?
>>3446975>She’s Smoker Mina now. Because One Piece>>3446998Aw darn it, what would have happened if the Hina had gotten 100 instead of a 4?
>>3446990>Grab a cannon and see if pistol chan can fire itPistol-chan can fuck up canon pretty good. I don't understand what you mean by firing it
>>3447002I'd have cried bitch tears and had to replan literally everything. AGAIN.Also, did anyone suspect Bentham for Luffy? I hoped I was subtle for that one.
>>3447007No actually. Forgot how bullshit he was.
>>3447007No because of the 'gramps'
>>3447000>>3446975Support>Smoker Mina
>>3447007I figured it wasn’t Luffy, but couldn’t figure out who it was.
>>3446999I can't remember any cloud swords, do they work off Cloud Dials? I recall those don't work outside of the sky islands.Also if Mina takes his last name, then does that mean you might be Smoker-Flashman Harry one day? HMMMM...
>>3447028Harry D. Smoker-Flashman.
>>3447028The cloud sword they're thinking off is based of the eisen dial making iron clouds, which is used by one of Enels generals. But you're right in that they don't work outside of the White seas
>>3446975>>3447000+1If we're doing Skypeia together we need to know his abilities.Flashy also hasn't gone against a pure gun user before, so it'll be good practice for him.
>>3447035Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.While I re-read Skypiea because I was originally planning to skip it.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAfuckCalling for spar with Curly (and giving Mr Speedy a break, that precious darling).>What weapon/s to spar with?
>>3447039I dont really get how one would spar against guns.+1
>>3447096>FansSpinning them to deflect a hail of bullets? Hell yes.Can't wait for Flashy's reaction to the gun hair.
>>3447096Battle Fans
>>3447096>Fans
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3447100Because One Piece.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for FANS
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>3447115
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3447115
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3447115>>3447103I hope we can pull off what Kurapika does in HunterxHunter and trap the bullets in between the chains of the fans...
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3447115K
>>3447115What about bonuses? Our fan proficiency is +30, but what does Curly get?
>>3447121Well then. Here lies my hopes and dreams.
>>3447121Not with this kind of rolling, you can't...>46 + 30 + (3+3) dualwield = 82>versus 58 + 40 = 98>>344712640. WANNA USE YOUR 24 HR CRIT, GUYS?
>>3447134>YesMight as well, to get some insights into gunfights. If we get a random encounter we just throw sis and fireplace at it.
>>3447134>No. It's just a spar, after all.
>>3447134No
>>3447134>NoIts a minor loss. Go for round 2 instead.
>No
>>3447134Yes
>>3447137But we dont learn anything when using 24h crit, or at least thats how I remember it.
>>3447161Oh yeah, I forgot.>>3447137Changing my answer to>No Then ask for another round.It makes sense we're having trouble against him because he's a seasoned royal guard and all.
>46 + 30 + (3+3) dualwield = 82>versus 58 + 40 = 98First up, you deposit Mr Speedy with the ship's own den dens. He seems particularly enthused by the sizes and variety of lettuce offered, and apparently decides to claim them all as his own.Figuring the others won't starve to death from one missed meal, you go off to challenge Curly to a spar. With FANS.He, amazingly, accepts.It goes... okay. Not great, but admittedly it's been a little while since you properly used your fans, and boy oh boy, you've never actually sparred against someone who primarily fights with guns. Machine-guns. In their hair..... Okay then.With all that surprise, while you don't get your ass kicked, you DO lose, and not too closely, either. Lesson learned - you're going to have to get better at mobility while using your fans. It's one thing to hold position and territory when your opponent needs to get close, but another when they can stand at range and shoot the crap outta you.(Fans +1, increased use of mobility when using them!)>2nd round, I assume you want it (this will be the last one). Roll 1d100, best of 3.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3447176
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3447176
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3447176
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>3447176
>>3447179>>3447180>>3447181Wow, we really aren't feeling it right now.
>>3447184We didn't eat any candy for a while in game I think.
>>3447185You ate some while running to the ship. Maybe it was the wrong type?
>>3447188It was sugar free
Rolled 9 (1d100)>44 + 31 + 6 = 81>versus this roll + 40
>>3447188Wasn't that like many an hour ago?
>>3447191>81 v 49Oof. Guess he's really worried about Vivi.
>>3447193It seems to me that even when we roll kinda shitty that the dice conspire to make our opponents roll even shittier.
>>3447189CURSES>>3447191... Never mind.>okay versus failYou begin the rematch with a bang (literally, dude's shooting at you). This time, you're a little more mobile, dishing and evading, though you don't necessarily take the fight to Curly.You do, on the other hand, manage to take a leaf out of your spar with Fop, and carefully manipulate him into walking backwards and tripping over a step, which ends the spar pretty quickly.It's not really a satisfying victory, and depended on his unfamiliarity with the ship, but it's still a victory. You guess.Meh.By the time you dock - Nanohana this time - Garp is ready and waiting to be brought aboard, along with the remainder of his and Smoboss' infantry who'd been left behind.With night falling, the ship will be setting sail as quickly as possible towards Jaya, leaving Alabasta far behind. Curly's coming too - you doubt he's thrilled with the Strawhats right now, and maybe he can talk their 'hostage' into returning.>How do you feel about everything that happened in Alabasta and the results?>>3447192I guess it doesn't last long, huh? Rolling for SUGAR.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3447214Bloody thing... ROLLING FOR SUGAR
>>3447214>Simultaneously great and terrible at the same time. We managed to accomplish a feat that an Admiral wished they could do in capturing a Whitebeard Commander. Managed to become a commander ourselves. Attained VENGEANCE and JUSTICE with Zoro. At the same time, we were betrayed by Curly (who admittedly had understandable reasons for doing so). We will soon have a huge target on our back from the Whitebeard Pirates. Our efforts in capturing Lolonoa was for absolutely nothing and the Strawhats are in fact stronger than before.
>>3447214>Well, you're a Commander now, so that's pretty cool, and something you can lord over Tashigi forever.>You're a little pants-shittingly terrified of Ace coming back for revenge though.
>>3447214By the way boss, for...technique developing purposes, how big are our fans? Are they, like, hand fan sized, or are they more the length of a sword?
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3447219Let me show you how to do it QM
>>3447240Impressive!
>>3447214>Bittersweet>Sweet: Alabasta free from Croc's tyranny, hat got Acid-Acid, captured Lolonoa (again), captured Fireplace and MADE COMMANDER AAAAA>Bitter: Princess 'kidnapped', Strawhats now have sand logia on their side, LOLONOA WALTZED OUT OF CAPTIVITY WHAT THE HELL HINA, realised Justice can be subverted by those playing favourites, WHITEBEARD IS GOING TO BE FUCKING PISSED AT US AAAAAA
>>3447214>>3447214Honestly? I'd say Flashman's got mixed feelings about the whole thing. We caught Lolonoa and Fireface (and HOLY SHIT, WE CAUGHT A WHITEBEARD COMMANDER), but a lot of luck went into that, as opposed to our own raw skill. If even one thing had been slightly off, we'd have been taken out or worse. Also, we thought that Fop died for a short while, and that would have really sucked.The situation in Alabasta is resolved, but it also involved a pirate getting the Shichibukai position, so they're pretty much thumbing their nose at the justice system and getting away with it. Also, they have a vendetta against us, as they literally scorched our name into the floorboards before crossing it out. Also, the Whitebeard pirates will want our head when they figure out all the details behind the incident.We got promoted to Commander, which is freaking sweet, but we're a Commander in the Photography Division. Which is like being the lead singer of a rock band, but it's also a Christian band. The others got promotions as well, which is actually really cool, and Hat got an Acid Logia, so good on ya, Hat.But now, the Strawhats are getting away, again. Lolonoa got busted out, AGAIN. And the princess is still a hostage (maybe?), the Strawhats now have new crewmates, including the vice president of the criminal organization that tried to take over a country, and the leader of the rebellion who is technically a criminal. And the latter just became a Sand Logia.Now we're going after them, with Curly, who has been kind of lying to us, but for a good reason, and he's still an okay guy as a person. So it's mixed.There were a lot of positives, but also a lot of negatives. I imagine Flashy will want to really train himself so that he can prevent this from happening again.
>>3447250>Flashy will want to really train himself so that he can prevent this from happening again....But training won't have stopped a bunch of things which happened in Alabasta - Garp pulling strings to get his grandsons off scot free, people siding with pirates because that gives them the most reward, the incompitance (both real and faked) of others.Flashy needs to accept that might won't solve everything at some point. Cue Akainu
>>3447214>Mixed bag. Good things that happened were great, bad things that happened were really shitty, some will haunt us for a long time. We learned some things we shouldn't and some other things that are totally awesome. We got a new companion but were separated from most of our crew. Garp morphed from a horrifying demon from the past into a pretty cool(if still a bit scary) dude. A mixed bag, but it all ended up relatively fine.
>>3447240W-whatever, it's not like that impresses me or anything, b-baka...!>>3447237Normal fan-sized, maybe a little bigger, but nothing BIG.And these are all very useful, thanks guys! I'm gonna go eat now, but next sort-of-arc instead of travelling with sis and Curly will be a few days with Garp's crew (and Fireplace, ARRRRGGHHHHH), followed by taking a small boat in to Jaya while Garp's ship fucks off elsewhere.Problem: main town on Jaya is Mocktown, aka Pirate Heaven. You are a pair of Marines (and a Curly).Pirate disguises Yes/No?>YES>NO (What instead?)
>>3447269>YES
>>3447269>>YES
>>3447269>>YESI'd like to think Flashy isn't a complete dumbass.Is it finally time for mysterious hero Flashman?
>>3447269>YESWhenever disguises come up as an option, Flashman is always diving headfirst into the costume box.
>>3447273Shit if I want mysterious hero maybe I should have voted no...? Ah well it isn't like there's a pirate dress code anyway.
>>3447273Mysterious Hero D.
>>3447269>>YESTHE TATTOO FINALLY COMES INTO PLAY.
>>3447269>YESI want draw-on stubble to make another appearance on Sis face.Also, finally an opportunity to show off our tattoo!
>>3447269>Yes>>3447273>>3447280Time for mysterious pirate D
>>3447214Proud of what we achieved; we exposed Crocodile, helped save a country, got justice for Zoro backstabbing us, took down one of Whitebeard's commanders, helped Hat become a fuckin logia, learned how to yeet cannonballs from Garp himself and got a good chunk of the crew promoted.On the other hand, annoyed at how quickly Roronoa got out the moment we weren't keeping an eye on him. Ace got out by becoming a Warlord. Crocodile's fruit is in the hands of a strawhat. We found out someone we trusted had been lying to us from the start. Whitebeard is going to want us even deader than before on account of Ace's new job. And after Garp pulling strings for his grandkids we lost a lot of faith in the marines.So, a lot more confident in ourselves and our crewmates, packaged with a lot less trust in everyone else.>>3447269>>YESWe're chasing a princess turned possible pirate.It's time for pirate princess Flashy to make an appearance.
>>3447269>YESWe just go shirtless and draw on an evil looking stache.
>>3447269>>YESShirtless and evil mustache Flashy arc go!
>>3447285I'm definitely not doing this purely so Tashigi will stubble her face again. Honest.For example, I also want pirate-Flashy to share a drink with some nice long-nosed guy.
>>3447304>Usopp falls for Flashman's shitty disguise in Jaya>Flashman falls for Usopp's shitty disguise in SkypieaBeautiful, this way neither of them recognize the other, and all is right in the world.
So just to prepare:What devastatingly effective disguise are you going to wear in Mocktown?>Shirtless and drawn-on curly moustache>Mysterious Hero Flashy image>Other? (What?)
>>3447332>Mysterious Hero Flashy
>>3447332>>Shirtless and drawn-on curly moustacheI hope we roll to draw better facial hair than Tashigi
>>3447332>>Shirtless and drawn-on curly moustache
>>3447332>Shirtless and drawn-on curly moustache
>>3447332>Mysterious Hero Flashy image
>>3447332>Shirtless and drawn-on curly moustacheThe real question is, how are we gonna hide this from Fop?
>>3447332>>Shirtless and Gol D. Roger moustache
>>3447332Mysterious hero Flashy
>>3447343You're not gonna go near Fop, you're a pirate. Duh.
>>3447332>>Shirtless and drawn-on curly moustacheFop isn't here, right? Just us, Curly, and Tashigi?This might be the only chance to show off our tattoo for a while.
>>3447343A sarashi, maybe? It's supposed to be part of the whole "thug" appeal so it could work with pirates.
>>3447352Yeah, that might work.
>>3447332>>Shirtless and drawn-on curly mustache
>>3447352Nah that will completely cover like 80% of the full body tat. No point
>>3447352+1We need to hide marine colored flames. So bandages around chest region would be in place.
>>3447332>>Mysterious Hero Flashy image
>>3447349I don't believe you and your shenanigans. Something will go wrong because something always goes wrong.
>>3447332>>Mysterious Hero Flashy
>>3447352Kind of defeats the point of going shirtless, doesn't it?
>>3447352Gonna say no to the sarashi.Fop needs to learn that Flashy has no shame (him learning that Flashy is a guy is a pipe dream at this point)Also it will cover too much of the tattoo.>>3447359>Marine coloredThe flames are blue and green - they don't scream marine at first glance? Most people will assume that he's a vain fucker and picked them because they match his colouring (true)
>>3447332>Mysterious Hero FlashyIf we go shirtless we rock the look and bare it all. A sarashi is stupid, fuck fop.
>>3447371>>3447358Pretty sure the pic I used is actually more than usual, it tends to be either just the lower stomach or the upper chest, not the entirety of the chest. It would still cover that tats though, I think. I don't remember how big the tattoo is.
6 for Hero, 7 shirtless, I believe. Any more?And if you guys wanna show off the tat, sarashi won't work.I can assure you that Fop won't see you, although if you don't hide all your weapons except Pistol-chan, Zoro WILL recognize you and know you're a guy.So it depends on if you wanna keep fooling Zoro.
>>3447396Oh shit guys, maybe the shirtless thing isn't a good idea
>>3447392Tattoo is literally across our entire torso. There's no point in going shirtless if we wear it.
>>3447396Alright, no sarashi then. Has Zoro ever seen our fans?
>>3447396Literally why would we want to fool Zoro, honestly? Not like we stand to gain from it, he just went and assumed it because of that idiot Fop.
>>3447396>HeroI will switch to keep fooling Zolo.
>>3447401If you wanna keep fooling Zoro as well, you can borrow a bag from the ship and put all your weaponry it except Pistol-chan, and borrow a sword from Garp's ship.As a bonus, you can be incredibly mysterious about what the bag contains. You'll be on Jaya for a couple of days, so plenty of time for shenanigans.
>>3447401We'll fool all pirates BUT Strawhats... who know we're a filthy marine and are pissed at us... yeah
>>3447414>you can be incredibly mysterious about what the bag contains>I'm "Mystery Box" Shineman, I fight by pulling out random weapons from my bag!
>>3447406He's seen them at your side, though not wielded. Fans and jitte are too memorable, and he'll recognize any sword immediately, but Pistol-chan he won't have paid any attention to. And again, you can borrow a gutless or katana from Garp's ship. Or, uh, steal one in Mocktown. They're pirates, who cares?
>>3447406We took them off when we were keeping his weapons out of arms reach, and he was watching closely then. And Sanji probably bitched about how Flashy dared to tie up his legs. So probably.>>3447414>Another sword>Cheating on our girlsQM how dare you
>>3447413Anon, just do Shirtless Stranger, and then we can do this:>>3447414No reason to swap to Mysterious Hero Also, come on anons, we got this Tattoo EIGHT Threads ago. Its About Damn Time we show it off.
>>3447415I mean, they'd probably recognize us either way, so I doubt it really matters which disguise we pick where they're concerned.
>>3447425This. If we've got a totally sweet tat and we never show it off, what's the point to even having it?
>Mysterious Hero Flashy
>>3447425>EIGHT Threads ago.Really hammers home just how active this quest is and how frequent and consistent it's update speed is that 8 threads ago was the beginning of March
>>3447427I can guarantee that for the sake of humor, literally no-one will see through your disguise EXCEPT the Strawhats, and they'll only realize who you are if your weapons are on display. If you hide them or leave them in an inn, etc, no-one will know.I just love identity shenanigans too much.>>3447435Yeeeeeah, this is currently the 4th OPBM thread on the board and you're only allowed 5 at a time... hope the last two drop off soon, or I might have to request a moderator to delete them. Or something.
>>3447420>Random weapons...>Like this cannonball!
>>3447429Yep....and it looks like all those action we took to make it amazing are going to be wasted, because the most of the Anons refuse to show it off given the chance, and OP won't have us lose our shirt in serious combat purely for some cheap chuckles in keeping Fop thinking we're a woman.If I knew he would cause this many problems I would have suggested we leave his ass back on his home island.
>>3447445We literally going to Skypeia withoutFop.I'm sure we can get battle damaged in a convenient way. Don't be so lame.I've wanted to wear a cap since thread 1.
>>3447445Why create legend of princess Flashy if you just going to kill it?
>>3447445Maybe we should just start training shirtless? I'm sure those midnight and early morning sessions will give us the opportunity to gain some resistance to the cold or something. Very important for when we do walk around shirtless.
>>3447451Oh shit, can we as a part of disguise wear the cap with the word 'MARINE' crossed out and if anyone asks say that we took it off a guy we killed?
>>3447396>>Shirtless and drawn-on curly mustache
>>3447459Aren't we going for the Suit Arthur look?
>>3447463Support
>>3447445If people want to tell Fop, they're welcome to vote to do so. I'd be happy to write the resulting confused-blue-screen-of-death!Anyhoo, I think this is becoming a confused mess with vote changes that is rather cut my arms off than tally, So how about this:You will NOT run into any Strawhat besides Usopp in Mocktown. In order not to be recognized by him, however, you CANNOT wear/use your jitte or fans, so they'll have to be in a bag or left in an inn. You can still wear/use Cut-chan, Ka-tan, Piero-san and Pistol-chan.You will also switch back into Marine uniform before getting to Skypiea, and can wear/use all weapons there.Is that okay with everyone? Any problems?
>>3447468Sounds good to me
>>3447468Yeah but I still want the MH outfit.Do we have a suit yet?
>>3447468It's good compromise
>>3447456I never voted for that option in the first place. BP runs all day and I work 6 days a week. That happened and was long finished before I'd even started reading that thread. Also because it's dumb and fueling Fob's delusions is dumb cause he's just going to feel like a massive idiot and that Flashman was laughing at him the entire time when the truth EVENTUALLY comes out. Friendships built on lies don't last and lying and saying 'Oh I'm Totally A Woman' is a pretty big one.
>>3447466I love the classic Marine Admiral look with the suit and jacket on the shoulders. I just want to show off the tats at some point.>>3447468I'm alright with that. Honestly I'm fine with anything as long as we get Usopp shenanigans.>Have you heard of this Marine guy called Flashman? I hear he's real strong, very handsome too, not at all pretty and woman-like.
>>3447479It's a good thing you don't decide the votes then.
>>3447468Fine by me.
>>3447468I didn't really care if Zoro saw us, or Fop for that matter, but works for me. >>3447456Honestly, I'm still not even sure why we've kept it going. It was fun for the first thread or so, but it's just kind of an annoyance now, especially if it starts to spread because Zoro and Fop can't keep their traps shut.
>>3447500Because we autowin our next fight with Sanji.And for the fun time we'll have encountering Ivankov eventually. And that we're actuallly a prince.
Okay, don't seem to be any complaints, so we'll go with>>3447468I'll run another vote on Mysterious Hero vs Shirtless closer to your disguise time, because I think we've had a load of vote changes here based on Zoro.>>3447475Not yet, if you guys want to decide if you're going to change uniform now you've been promoted, feel free. You can also sling your coat over your shoulders with JUSTICE if you want.By the way, Strawhats are a couple of days ahead of schedule from canon. That means that when you reach Mocktown, it's going to be a couple of days until the knock-up stream, and Blackbeard hasn't reaches Jaya yet. He'll get there after you do, I'm going to have to work out timelines.
>>3447504We can beat him the normally way. Like a badass.I highly doubt that since Ace is now a Warlord so Luffy has no reason to ever bust into ID.No we aren't. Homing gave up all claim on the WN Bloodline and Doffy sure as shit isn't going to recognize us as having a claim on the throne He Stole.
>>3447007I wasn't paying much attention but with how hard you were hinting to go anywhere but the palace that the strawhats were long gone. But I still wanted Flashman at the palace anyway.
>>3447500>It was fun for the first threadThat's exactly it. The shock of Fop being so off the mark was funny as heck the first time, but everyone sniggering at Flashman now is getting old.We need to tell Fop as soon as we next meet him.
>>3447504Doesn't Sanji already know we're a guy? I mean he went for a nut shot, and I'm pretty sure girls don't wear cups to protect their genitals? Or do they? Not too sure on that one, actually.
>>3447531He went for a nutshot that we no sold.
>>3447531The joke was that Flashy tanked the nutshot because '''he''' had no nuts to shot, not because he was wearing a cup.Which doesn't make sense because a Sanji tier crotch kick would absolutely make a woman be in agony too.
>>3447538ShhAnime logic.
>>3447531He knows you're a guy.ALSO does anyone mind doing the standard 'two actions a day' to Jaya? I can do otherwise, it's just that nothing much interesting is gonna happen on the way unless you specifically vote for it. It's two days to get there.
>>3447531Interestingly, back when I did fencing, guys wore cups and girls wore chest protectors which were like two shallow dishes, when then went over the chest.Getting hit in the crotch still hurts, but getting hit in the chest is the real bitch.
>>3447531As far as I'm aware, getting hit between the legs is still VERY painful for women given how many sensitive nerves are down there.The angle of delivery is just narrower compared to a male target.
>>3447543Damn it.Alright.Time for Garp trainjng.
>>3447543I don't mind though I'm pretty sure people are just gonna vote to train and avoid Firefist. Maybe practice our pirate voice.
>>3447543That's fine. Time to show off our cannonball skills infront of fireplace.
I'd vote to Continue Cannonball Practice and ask if Garp has any seastone Cannonballs we can borrow.
I'd personally like to spend at least one of the actions trying to awaken one of our weapons.
>>3447556And once we get good enough, we'll get a craftsman to weld a big ol' handle onto a cannonball and tie a ton of rope to it.Two-handed cannonball flail is a go!
>>3447565We're still like 8/15 for even our closest weapons anon. We aren't even close.
GOOD NEWSI just remembered you should get THREE actions a day, because Klaus training isn't automatically taking up a slot.DAY 1 OF 2>First action>Second action>Third actionThese can be training or socialization, or other stuff. I'm assuming you're avoiding Fireplace unless you specifically say otherwise.I'm also trying to get all these over in as few comments as possible, because we're nearly a third of the way through the friggin' thread already.
>>3447580>Train with Garp>Talk with the crew>Spar with TashigiI still wanna see how the crew feels about being directly under Garp's command
>>3447580>Klaus training isn't automatically taking up a slot.It isn't? What happened there?
>>3447580DO we need an action to get the ship blacksmith to make our meteor hammer/chained cannonball?
>>3447588He died anon...
>>3447588Klaus is on Smoker’s ship?
>>3447580>:Train with Garp. *Ask if he has a Seastone Cannonball you can borrow*>>Try and talk Bogart into teaching you and Tashigi>>Practice our shootingBogart would be a great teacher.
>>3447580In no particular order>Socialize Bogart People wanted to do this earlier>Train cannonballs Gotta make use of all the time we have with Garp>Spar with Tashigi
>>3447588Because... Klaus can't train you right now. Because he's not here. So you get the action slot back.>>3447589That's not you doing it, it can be a background action if you vote for it.>>3447591Yes, exactly. He be dead. RIP hobodad.
>>3447580>>Train cannonballs >>Socialize Bogart>>Spar with Tashigi
>>3447580>Train with Garp>Spar with Tashigi >Socialize with Bogart >Get chained canonball made.
>Implying Garp of all people would rely on Seastone when he has frigging HakiAnons please
>>3447580Yeet cannonballs, ask Bogart how he copes with Garp 24/7, and three way sparring with Tashigi and Curly.I figure we could all stand to practice fighting multiple opponents.
>>3447580>Train with Garp>get chain for our cannonball>>Spar with Tashigi
Rolled 99, 9 = 108 (2d100)>What weapons for Tashigi spar?
>>3447606>>Cut-Chan and Kat-Chan!
>>3447606>Jitte-san>Ka-tan
>>3447606>Cannonball
>>3447606Jitte-san and Cut-chan.
>>3447606>Jitte-san>Ka-tanWe've been ignoring Jitte far too long!
>>3447606>>Jitte-san>>Cut-chan
>>3447606>Jitte-San and Ka-Tan
>>3447606>>Jitte-san>>Ka-tan
>Jitte-san and Ka-tanOkay, Tashigi rolled 99 and 9 for her dual-wielding. Niiiiiiiice.>Roll 2d100, best of 3, as I experiment more with combat
>>3447596Oh right, I forgot we were separated. >>3447606>Jitte-san>Ka-tan
Rolled 24, 50 = 74 (2d100)>>3447628
Rolled 6, 81 = 87 (2d100)>>3447628
Rolled 49, 56 = 105 (2d100)>>3447628
Rolled 99, 67 = 166 (2d100)>>3447628
>>3447642Ouch, would that you were one earlier.
>>3447642>99SO CLOSEOkay, next up -CANNONBALL TRAINING>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>3447650
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3447650
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3447650
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3447650
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3447650
I'm feeling very cucked right now, not so much by the players, but by the Auto Updater for the site, cause this bitch is like 3 or 4 minutes behind the actual posts.
>80Noice one.Now... I'm still tired from whatever bug I had, so even though it's 11.15pm, I'm gonna have an early night.Sorry guys, thanks for playing, and good night! Sparring/training/socializing update tomorrow.>>3447665I don't even bother with the auto-updater, it only works half the time for me.
>>3447667Nightgood, you beautiful spiderMay dreams of players following the path you planned come to you
>>3447665Yeah autoupdate is garbage on phones. Pretty okay for desktop though.
>>3447667Sleep easy, sweet lumberachnid.
>>3447675I'm on a laptop though....a good one too!.
>>3447667Night QM. Have to say I enjoyed Alabasta a lot, looking forward to what you do with Skypiea
So quick question everyone. Ace is Warlord now....but what exactly is stopping him from going 'Later Suckers!' and booking it the second he's got enough distance from Garp?It's not like he'd be the first Warlord to flip the middle finger to the WG.
>>3447759Mostly blackmail.
>>3447759Blackmail, telling the world he's Rodger's kid is going to cause a lot of trouble for him otherwise. >>3447665And I'm an idiot, yeah autoupdate is garbage whatever platform you're on, it's useless in quest which have high traffic like this one. I just manually update page right after I solve the captcha to see how many people have rolled ahead of me.
What do people think of something like this for a cannon ball instead of a chain? It would allow it to function as a sorta brass knuckle when Flashman isn't pitching it around. He could use it for boxing or attach it to the opposite end of one of the fans for a sort of kusarigama.
>>3447507I love the Mysterious Hero vibe more than shirtless, we get to dress up and be dramatic and mysterious. Flashy would love It, It has my vote.
>>3447834I don't think it has the same charm as just a cannonball.If a two year timeskip occurs with Flashy training with Garp I wonder how strong he'd be by the end of it compared to timeskip Strawhats.Conquerer's Haki wen
>>3447834I know we've got bullshit one piece strength, but I still can't imagine trying to use that thing to punch not throwing us off balance and just being generally unwieldy. And the extra bit seems like it'd probably mess with our throws.
>>34478530%
>>3447934W-what?
>Mysterious Hero Flashy imagehow does this hero look like?
>>3447834i want to try this could be our weapon in a diguise and could combo good with throwing and close combat or having it bounce around
>>3447944iirc, conquerer’s haki is the only type that cannot be taught, and is like, a one in a million chance of actually having it
>>3447961I know.
>>3447961(Hey guys, I've been wondering. How can I spoiler a portion of text?)
>>3447974hold ctrl then press S
>>3447961There is some evidence to say it can be inherited (see: Ace) and our paternal Uncle and maybe a bunch of people on our mother's side have it so getting it might not be completely impossible
>>3447944Well either 0% or 100% considering Flashman's lineage>>3447990 and the fact he's bullshit. QM already bamboozled herself into giving Flashman two he didn't even know he had, might as well pin the setting down and stick her thick spider lumber log thorax deep into it with the ultimate haki prodigy.
>>3447984thanks!
>>3447990>>3448309A big part of Conqueror's Haki is personality. It's meant for those with the disposition of a literal king or ruler, the sorts of people who rise up to conquer nations. Examples of people who have Conqueror's:LuffyAceWhitebeardBoa HancockShanksSilvers RayleighDoflamingoBig MomKatakuriEustass Kid (RIP)All of these people have some element of being a natural leader, but it's not common at all - literally one in a million people have it. We've only seen it in so many people because the Grand Line is a magnet for those kinds of personalities. And despite everything he's done so far, I don't really think that Flashman is that kind of a person. He doesn't really have people follow him, nor does he want to be a leader. He just wants to live his best Flashy life.
Regarding the choice of a DevilFruit, I'm ambivalent towards taking one at all but I was thinking that if we do get one we could try for a Mercury Devil Fruit?Think about it:>Mercury Sword/Bullets>Giant waves of mercury suddenly erupting with an armory worth of weapons>Leap from pool to pool while switching weapons underneath>Pin and then shoot themThat said, I'm still salty we didn't keep the Magnetic Devil Fruit to have all our weapons orbit around us and weapon surf
... You know, it just now occurred to me how eerily close our whole possible eventual “living weapon” thing is to Big Mom’s whole “put a bit of my soul into this object to give it life”. Huh.
I wonder which members of BW died, they had a lot of devil fruit users amongst their midst, meaning a lot of devil fruits could be going around right now
>>3448568And we consider the White Mist crew our "family" like Uncle and maybe Big Mom, and our attitude towards them is as good if not better than Doffy's towards his "family" appeared to be and Big Mom's towards Mother Carmel, probably.
>>3448576Let's see, Devil Fruit users in Baroque Works:Mr. 0, Crocodile - Suna Suna no Mi (Eaten by Kohza)Miss All Sunday, Nico Robin - Hana Hana no Mi (Alive, with Straw Hats, as it should be)Mr. 1, Daz Bonez - Supa Supa no MiMiss Doublefinger, Zala - Toge Toge no MiMr. 2 Bon Kurei, Bentham - Mane Mane no Mi (Alive)Mr. 3, Galdino - Doru Doru no MiMiss Merry Christmas, Drophy - Mogu Mogu no MiLassoo - Inu Inu no Mi, Model: DachshundMr. 5, Gem - Bomu Bomu no MiMiss Valentine, Mikita - Kilo Kilo no MiThat's ten altogether, with three being accounted for (one eaten, two users still alive). Meaning there are seven users who have an unknown status.
>>3448618I hate when people assume others know fruits by their jap names.
>>3448689I hate it when people whine about inconsequential shit. Totally unrelated but I also hate myself.
>>3448544If we could store our weapons inside us like Caroibou with his Swamp DF that'd be great, though I'm a little worried if mercury can somehow damage our weapons....Ohhh, Mercury DF could make us similiar to T-1000 from Terminator 2!
>>3448541>doesn't really have people follow himAll the people he's recruited seem to say otherwise.
>>3448697>>3448544Mercury could be neat.It's not like we really need the ability to make bladed weapons though.I still kinda want Steam myself. Oh! That isn't smoke, that's steam! Steam from the steamed seaking we're having! Mmmm steamed seaking!
>>3448541>He doesn't really have people follow himMina, Yu, Fop, Hat and Sunglasses would l disagree with you there. I doubt they would have joined the Marines so easily if some part of them didn't see Flashman as a worthy guy to be around. >Doesn't want to be a leaderWanting doesn't have much to do with it conquerors usually pops up in those born with leadership qualities, and you could make a good cash for Flashy having some of those traits under all that silliness.
>>3448544>Being super Fabulous>Flashman being the Grand Line MothmanI can dig it
>>3446682Also this is me. ID changed for some reason
>>3448757Huh. Which reminds me>Mom is Seiba>Female Flashy is UMU>Jaya disguise is Blond MothmanWhat's next, we awaken Smoboss' ship's spirit who is a ShipgirlBecause I am all aboard for all of this
>>3448813>We have our own Klabautermann>Start feeling random emotions when we use Haki on the ship
>>3448867...Is Flashman afraid of ghosts by the way?
>>3448881In a world with devil fruits and giant sea monsters, are ghosts really a thing that should spook people so much?
>>3448890Tell that to Usopp and Chopper
>>3448890Evil, unkillable revenants returning from the afterlife to avenge themselves upon the living is scary no matter where you are
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3448813Klaubauterman awakening won't be for a while, the crew isn't as focused on the ship as the Strawhats are on Merry.>>3448867Hmm, didn't think of that...>>3448881Rolling for how scared Flashy is of spooks and ghoulies~
>>3448905Everything but ghosts are manageable. How do you hit a ghost with a sword?! Shit's scary!
>>3448920>We trick Zolo into trying to sword a ghost>Even if he does it or not we win
>>3448920We obviously need a ghost sword.
>>3448920>>3448929>>3448932Well, I know what's happening in the Halloween thread!
>>3448920I feel like pistol chan could still shot them
>>3448946... does Armament cut ghosts?
>>3448946>implying that we won't have defeated Mihawk with a hand tied behind our back, became Commander in Chief and beaten up all the Strawhats at the same time with a stick we picked up by Halloween
>>3448946>Inb4 Halloween thread is another "The Nightmare of Smoboss."
>be me>beautiful afternoon, gonna go to the park to write>get comfortable on bench>giant motherfucking spider throws itself across my chestSpider on spider sexual harassment, fuck the outside >>3448954WE’LL FIND OUT>161, 70 Tashigi v 80, 134 you (includ8g dual-wielding bonuses). Tashigi improving with dual wielding, you lose by a small amount.You spar with Tashigi by the pale moonlight. Well, no, it’s daytime, but still. She’s still getting used to dual-wielding, not good enough to use a second blade in combat yet, but as a sword-freak, she’s a fast-learner. It’s kindnofmdisturbing how much she can learn just by watching you - even though for this spar, you decide to bring out Jitte-san.He hasn’t had much fun in a while, after all.With him in one hand and Ka-tan in the other, Tashigi moves on the offensive, keeping her blades as far out of reach of Jitte-san as possible. Not that you WOULD try to break her precious swords, but a bit of psychological warefare never hurt, right?Apparently it does - while she doesn’t kick your ass, it’s pretty clear Tashigi comes out on top of this one, faking being worse with dual-wielding than she is, and catching you off-guard with sudden competence.CURSE YOU, LIEUTENANT JUNIOR GRAAAAAAADE.At least getting practice with Jitte-san against a dual-wielder is useful.(Jitte +1!)>cannonballs, 80+20=100(Cannonballs +8!)While Garp doesn’t join you for your important lesson in throwing goddamn cannonballs, you’ve got a good enough grasp to keep practicing by yourself. It’s all in the swing of the hips. And your back. And shoulders. And arms.Also, all of them hurt.>>3448977Smoboss will be having that nightmare soon enough. He was going to have it in Alabasta, but that seemed too cruel, so post-Skypiea it is.BOGART UPCOMINGAnything you guys want to ask/say to him?
>>3448986>Haki man OnegaiBut really>Teach Us new weapon pls, Garp survivor!
>>3448986>... How have you survived Garp for as long as you have, Bogart?
>>3448986>Do you have any tips for surviving Garp, and places I can get cool hats?
>>3448996+1Doesn't Bogard use Iai with his sword?Might as well see if we can learn that to turn Quickdraw into Quickdraw (all)
>>3448986>What's your Garp wrangling secret>Iai training plsHe's pretty good with quickdrawing swords, and looks like we've only got quickdraw (pistol)
>>3448986>Start working on the biography of the longest standing Garp survivor>Iai teaching
>>3449016Bogart: The Man behind the Man
>garp survival tips and iai-iai-Bogart-f’taghn“So I gotta ask, sir” you say in the evening, having caught Bogart mostly alone on deck. “How have you survived so long?”“I assume you mean as a Marine, and not the honor of working under Vice-Admiral Garp,” Bogart says, face and tone blank of all emotion.“Uh. Sure.”“A lot of aspirin.”You consider this. “That’s... that’s it?”“And the knowledge that my sacrifices prevent chaos from befalling the world.”“... I think you’re the real Hero the Marines, sir.”“It HAS been suggested,” he agrees. “Was there anything else, Commander?”Was there? Oh, yeah. “I’ve seen you using that iai stuff against Pinky and Chin in training, and it looks pretty useful. Do you have any tips for that, sir?”Despite his standard emotionlessness, you could almost see a flicker of surprise in his squinty eyes, before it vanishes. “I do, yes.”“....”“.......”“............. Could you tell me them, please, sir?”He does, although you’re starting to think all swordsmen are secretly assholes. Wait - you’re a swordsman. Shit.(Learned tips for Iaido - need practice to gain Iaido trait!)(ACTIONS FOR DAY 2/2)>First action?>Second?>Third?
>>3449041>Iaido>Cannonball>Iaido THE CANNONBALL
>>3449041>Cannonballs>Iaido practice>See what curly has to say now he's had time to digest things a bit
>>3449041>Cannonballs>Iaido training>Rematch with TashigiWe're a Commander damnit, we can't lose to a mere Lieutenant!
>>3449051This.
>>3449041>>Iaido>>Cannonballs>>Sparring with Tashigi
>>3449051If there was a fourth action I would've>>3449053also put in a match for Tashigi using our SPEED DRAW CANNONBALL SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT LIEUTENANT HAHAHA
>>3449052Actually changing my third option to>Practice fighting together with Curly and TashigiWe're going to be going off on our own soon, might as well iron any links out now rather than in the field
>>3449041>Iaido>Cannonballs>Spar alongside Curly and Sis >>3449065
>>3449053Alright, I'll change my rematch with Tashigi to be>Rematch with Tashigi and CurlyGood practice for using Haki on multiple opponents too.
>cannonballs + Iaido>Roll 2d100, best of 3First die is for cannonballs, second is for iaido
Rolled 21, 93 = 114 (2d100)>>3449078MARINEEESSSS
Rolled 55, 97 = 152 (2d100)>>3449078
Rolled 53, 78 = 131 (2d100)>>3449078
>>3449078
>>3449083I wonder if Bogart will actually be impressed or remain 100% Bogart.
Rolled 26, 32 = 58 (2d100)>>3449088I don't know how I fucked up the roll but here's take 2
>>3449083>>3449090>Be Bogart>Get new Rookie temporarily on your boss' ship>His face when the new rookie keeps stealing all these techniques>Meh.jpg
>>3449092>Doing take 2 rollsQuest is too fast moving for that, this is how you get missed crits
>>3449090He’s served under Garp for at least 25 years, he’s incapable of anything other than the briefest and shallowest of emotions.>cannonballs, 55+28 = 83(Cannonballs +4! Gains decreasing significantly now!)The next morning, you start the day by hurling cannonballs, as one does. It’s getting quite a bit easier, in both the throwing and the actual handling of them. You think you may well be developing muscles in places you were previously unaware of.Maybe you’re growing entirely new muscles.... This IS the Grand Line, after all...In any case, you can feel yourself improving in the aim and distance, though you’ll need to work on your body more to get significant improvements. Skill can only take you so far in throwing giant lumps of metal, after all.>iaaaaaaaaaaaai, 97+33 (general swordsmanship) = 130(Gained trait Iaidon’t Suck (Low)! - +5 bonus to unsheathing and cutting (and resheathing if necessary) in a flash!)Taking the tips from Bogart, you decide to put it into action.Stand.Breathe.MOVE-.... Oh, okay. That was easy, you think, as you watch the poor piece of fruit you hung as a target fall to the deck in two pieces.“What the fuck...” one of Garp’s infantry mutters. Another pats him on the back.You shrug, and attach another apple to the post. Gotta git gud, right?>What weapons for sis + Curly three-way spar?
>>3449123>Ka-tan and Jitte-san
>>3449123>>Cut-Chan>>Pistol-chan
>>3449123>Ka-tan and Cannongull-chan
>>3449123>Ka-tan>Cut-chan>and resheathing if necessaryThanks for this, very important part of Iaido. No point if it doesn't look super cool!
>>3449123>FansWe were struggling using them earlier, and we haven't practised much with fending off multiple opponents with them.
>>3449123>Battle fans
>>3449123>FansHey we need to call lighthouse grampa and give him an update.
>>3449123>FansOne last outing before we bag them up for Jaya.
>>3449138>Flashman: Hey doctor light house I can throw cannonballs now>Crocus: Wtf
>>3449123>fansYou know, at one point I want to practice 3 sword style, just because we can.
>>3449129This reminds me, I’m assuming you guys had the ship blacksmith attach a cannonball to a chain (he wasn’t even weirded out, he works on Garp’s ship).If so:>It’s literally just a chain on the end>There’s some kind of grip attached to the chain (flail)>It’s two cannonballs connected by a chain (meteor hammer)>Name cannonball/flail/meteor-hammer thing or wait?
>>3449149>>It’s two cannonballs connected by a chain (meteor hammer)What's better than one cannonball? TWO OF THEM AAAAA>Name: Meteor-kun
>>3449149>>It’s two cannonballs connected by a chain (meteor hammer)
>>3449149>>It’s two cannonballs connected by a chain (meteor hammer)Cannon-kun!
>>3449149Meteor hammer you really don’t see many of those in fictionAs for name... I dunno
>>It’s two cannonballs connected by a chain (meteor hammer)
Rolled 69, 95 = 164 (2d100)>mfw i remember i have to re-read all of skypiea, my least favourite arcI would literally rather read through goddamn Dresrossa again, dammit.>Roll 1d100 for fans, best of 3In the name of not confusing myself and curling up in a ball to cry, we’re going dice-lite with multiple-people spars, especially when dual-wielding comes into play. I’ll rearrange any bonuses accordingly. Sis gets 57+3 for dual-wielding, Curly gets +40.
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>3449167
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>3449167What's wrong with best boy Enel?
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>3449167
>>3449149Jesus fuck are we trying to kill Usopp and Chopper through fear hahahaha
>>3449149>Name cannonball/flail/meteor-hammer thing or wait?Once Mina draws a smiley face on it we should call it Mr. Happy or Mr. Toothy
>>3449181If we can pull off the Doflamingo smile?YES
>>3449185Yes. I absolutely support this. With Meteor Hammer, she can draw on both, one a regular smiley face and the other with a grin and we can name both cannonballs appropriately.
>>3449181Is that not the aim? Shit.>129 v 135 v 128+3DualWield+20Haki=151>You JUST manage to win due to Haki bullshitOkay, gotta run and get Easter stuff for tomorrow, just remembered the shop closes at 8pm. Haha I’m fucked. Update when I get home.
>>3449197Godspeed QM
>>3449197It's a good thing we have Haki because otherwise we'd be fucking worthless.Then again we haven't been training for that long and we train with 7 different weapons for some reason.
>>3449224We're 6 months out of the academy, where it appears we didn't do to well. The fact that we're even slightly effective against some of the stuff we've fought is pretty amazing.Us catching Ace is the equivalent to rookie beat cop catching Pablo Escobar.
>>3449224We're 6 months out of academy AND going up against a swordswoman with more experience than us and a better sword that us + an experienced Royal guard who's the right hand of the king who's also got decades of experience on us. With a weapon that we only picked up like 2 months ago. Flashman is a top tier prodigy when it comes to weapons.
>>3449234On top of the fact that it’s one of several weapons we’ve picked up over time.>>3449149>It’s literally just a chain on the endI want to commission a slightly bigger cannonball every once in a while, to drive anybody that fights us multiple times or is around us a lot nuts questioning if it’s gotten any bigger or not. The pettiest of psychological warfare tactics.
So, how ripped is Flashy getting from all this cannonball throwing?
>>3449325No one knows cause he never takes off his freakin shirt.
>>3449325It's only been three days of this stuff so probably not much. It'd be good to know how ripped he was before he started as well, just for comparison.
>129 v 135 v 151Tashigi, Curly and you. Squaring off in defiance of all common sense - Tashigi's swords at close range, your fans at mid-range, and Curly's guns at BULLETS range."I have no idea how this is even going to work," Tashigi says, as a massive space is cleared."With a lot of running around," you suggest. Curly, while clearly intends to just stand around and shoot at you both, looks smug.When the moment is decided, the three of you blaze into action. It is, naturally, absolute chaos. Both you and Tashigi are trying to avoid AND close-up on Curly - a wary and temporary truce based on not wanting to go at him alone, one of you attracting his attention while the other tries to angle behind him.Despite this, Curly's blanks eventually hit close enough to Tashigi that she has to admit she's 'out', which you take prompt advantage of by crouching down and slamming both fans out at Curly's legs as he starts to turn to deal with you.He pauses, looking down at the chains wrapped securely around his ankles, ones you could easily pull him off-balance with. Then you finger-gun at him."You realize, mi-mi-mi, you couldn't have done this is your been fighting me alone?""A win is a win," you chide, and finger-gun ever harder.(General Fitness +1!)(All right, guys, we're heading to Jaya. That means DISGUISE TIME. You will ONLY be meeting Usopp (of the Strawhat crew, anyway), and will change back into uniform before you do Skypiea. In order for Usopp shenanigans, jitte/fans must be hidden. Pistol, swords and meteor-hammer are fine. SO.)>Shirtless and fake moustache>Mysterious Hero Flashy (do a search on this thread to find the relevant image)>Other?AND>What weapon/s are you going to carry around? (Recommended 1 or 2)>>3449325He's already got a pretty decent body anyway, but cannonballs are certainly helping. That said, he'll always tend towards Arthur body type than Full-Garp.(Don't worry, you have a six-pack. Maybe an eight pack if you work even harder!)
>>3449308>I want to commission a slightly bigger cannonball every once in a while, to drive anybody that fights us multiple times or is around us a lot nuts questioning if it’s gotten any bigger or not. The pettiest of psychological warfare tactics.Regardless of whether they think it's bigger or not, all of our enemies can agree on one simple fact:They absolutely hate having to fight Harry Flashman.
>>3449353>>Shirtless and fake moustache>>Pistol-Chan and a random cutlass from the ships armory.
>>3449353>Mysterious Hero Flashy (do a search on this thread to find the relevant image)>Meteor-kun>Pistol-chan
>>3449353>Shirtless and fake moustache>Weapons: Cutlass, Katana and Pistol>(Don't worry, you have a six-pack. Maybe an eight pack if you work even harder!)YOU HEARD THE QMMORE CANNONBALLS
>>3449353>Mysterious Hero Flashy (do a search on this thread to find the relevant image)Hiding in a bag or something weapons let's us be even ~MORE MYSTERIOUS~Also have another image of him
>>3449353>>Shirtless and fake moustache>Pistol-chan and meteor hammer.
>>3449353>Mysterious Hero Flashy (do a search on this thread to find the relevant image)>Pistol-chan and Cut-chan
>>3449353>Mysterious Hero Flashy (do a search on this thread to find the relevant image)
>>3449368Ah fuck forgot the most important part>Weapons>Pistol>SwordsWant the hammer's first apperance as a big FUCK YOU CRIMINAL SCUM moment as a marine
>>3449355i want that
>>3449353>Mysterious Hero Flashy (do a search on this thread to find the relevant image)>meteor-hammer
>>3449353>Mysterious Hero Flashy (do a search on this thread to find the relevant image)>Pistol-chan, Cut-Chan, Ka-tan
>>3449361>>Mysterious Hero Flashy (do a search on this thread to find the relevant image)>>Meteor-kun
>>3449353>>Shirtless and fake moustache>>What weapon/s are you going to carry around? (Recommended 1 or 2)Ka-tan and Pistol-chan
>>3449353>>Shirtless and fake moustache>Meteor-San
>>3449374>Recommended 1 or 2I can't read? Okay then>Pistol>Ka-tan We haven't had much quality time with Ka-tan
>>3449353>>Shirtless and fake moustache>met hammer & Pistol-chan
>>3449353>>Mysterious Hero Flashy (do a search on this thread to find the relevant image)>Pistol-chan + Ka-tan
>>3449353>>Shirtless and fake moustache>>Meteor-hammer
>>Mysterious Hero Flashy (do a search on this thread to find the relevant image)>>Meteor-kun
>>3449353>>Mysterious Hero Flashy (do a search on this thread to find the relevant image)>>meteor-hammer
>>3449353>Shirtless and fake moustache
>>3449353>Mysterious Hero Flashy >Meteor Hammer and Pistol-chan
>mfw all the lurkers come out to playGuess this vote'll be open for a while...
>>3449353>Mysterious Hero Flashy
>>3449429The lurkers seem to only come out only in times of major decisions that could change the very nature of the quest. Like which outfit we wear!
>>3449429Not entirely wise.Longer it's open the longer people have to start trying to samefag it.
>>3449437I mean, it IS our first meeting with our fiercest,most dangerous, rival. Gotta make a good impression.
>>3449442Who?Chopper?Robin?Vivi or uh, sand guy?Luffy himself?We already met Usopp through a wall.
>>3449446I thought we met through a boot?
>>3449446What are you talking about? We've never met Usopp at all. We did manage to knock out some scrub whose identity we shall never uncover but we've yet to encounter the long-nosed mastermind with 8000 men under his wing.
>>3449446>Doesn't know of the ballad of God Usopp and the Walking ArmoryAlso last time wasn't even a first meeting, one of them was unconscious and the other only had eyes for Lolonoa.
>>3449451Yeah, our boot introduced him to a wall.
>>3449437It's literally the most important decision in the entire quest, it's understandable.>>3449438I'm really hoping people will be mature enough not to samefag. There'll be plenty of opportunity for shirtless or costume change in the future - hell, I don't even mind making Mysterious Hero one of your new defaults alongside he white-suited one. Or even go shirtless and take after papaSmo!As of>>3449439Mysterious Hero is winning 13 to 9. Haven't tallied weapons yet.
>>3449439>>3449353>Shirtless and fake moustache>Meteor Hammer and Pistol-ChanWait, I'm retarded and voted wrong.
>>3449465> people will be mature enough not to samefag. See picAnyway, think of it a positive way.There are some people who care so much about this quest they are willing to cheat.
>>3448953Well duh, JUSTICE trumps ectoplasm anon, everyone knows that.
>>3449476Let me have my dreams, anon.Okay, so with that correction, it's 12 to 10 for Mysterious Hero Flashy. That said, I am totally willing to let you be shirtless all the way through Skypiea if you guys like (and then if you wanna let Fop know you're a guy, we can sort clothing or shirtlessness out from there, but let's get through Jaya and Skypiea first.)Also EMERGENCY ACCOUNCEMENT, I've mentioned this a few times before, but it bears repeating. This is the fourth OPBP Quest on the board, I'm allowed a maximum of 5. I'll see about running this thread longer than 1000 comments and hopefully the oldest of these threads will drop off soon, but if we end up with thread 5 on the board and it moves quickly, we might have to take a break for a couple of days or more. I dunno.ALL RIGHT. Closing votes and tallying for weaponry.
>>3449499It's limited by IP.Not to punish very active quests but to prevent people spamming a slow board to oblivion with shitposts.I think.If your IP is dynamic then when posting the thread it should be fine.Also you can probably get one of us to post the OP anyway if worst comes to worst.I highly doubt any mods will give half a shit regardless.
Pistol iiiiiiiiiiiiiKatana iiiiiiCutlass iiiMeteor iiiiiiiiiiCouple of votes for random cutlass from armoury as well.Looks like Pistol-chan and as-yet-unnamed meteor hammer have your back. You'll take the rest ashore in a bag and leave them somewhere safe.>>3449506Phew, good to hear, thanks! There's two places I usually use Wi-Fi from to post new threads, so I guess the IPs are probably split between them. I don't think my own IP changes, so eh.Is there absolutely (heh, 'Abs'olutely) anything you guys want to do on the last morning before you ship out to Mocktown with Curly and Tashigi? You'll already be looking at bounties before you go.
>>3449518Shit, Is there anyway we could take Ka-tan too? I'd rather not be without at least one of our swords.
>>3449518>Ship out>Not docking at MocktownWell RIP my dreams to call Ace Fireplace to his face and then leg it into Mocktown before we're barbecued...
>>3449518We're just arriving in a small boat, right? No ship, no bounties, in a town that values them the most. We gotta put our heads together and at least make sure our backstory is strong enough! We need a good pirate crew name.
>>3449524Hm, based on the fact 10 or 11 people wanted to take some kind of sword (Ka-tan, Cut-chan or a random cutlass), I guess that's possible. Unless anyone just wants meteor-hammer and Pistol-chan.>>3449529... u so rite Pirate crew name for beginner pirate crew of you, Tasharry and Curly, guys? I'm assuming you're Captain.Writing.
>>3449538Please. Might as well take Ka-tan since she got the most votes out of all the swords.
>>3449538>Marinara Pirates
>>3449538...Can Curly be captain and have us called the Mi-Mi-Mi pirates? People will figure out pretty quickly why we're named that when they talk to him.
>>3449551Also valid!
>>3449538>the Knot Pirates
>>3449538>>3449564This is terrible and I love it. Supporting.
>>3449538The Vector PiratesFor our crimes shall have both direction, and magnitude!
>>3449538>Pirate crew name for beginner pirate crew of you, Tasharry and Curly, guys? I'm assuming you're Captain.The Curly Pirates! Curly is obvious. Tasharry insists his totally not drawn on mustache is curly.Nobody dares ask about the mysterious hero Flashma- uh, I mean Ladyshade. He might tell them.
>>3449538>>3449551Support. Wanna see the Royal Guard Leader's best pirate captain impression.
>>3449538Fuck it, if my thing>>3449547 doesn't get much attention, this>>3449551 is next best thing and has my support.
>>3449589To be fair he was a member of Baroque works for some time, to the point where his subordinates suspected nothing, so I'd say he's pretty good at acting.
>>3449625So he'll ace being a pirate captain, amazing
>>3449551Support
>>3449551Supporting as well.
>Mysterious Hero Flashy>Pistol-chan, Ka-tan, Meteor HammerFinally, the day comes for arriving at Jaya. You haven't caught up with Smoboss on the way - he's lost the Strawhats (or they've lost him), distracted by thrashing some other randon pirate crew they caught up to. At least he got some stress relief. You can't imagine how bad the poor crew must be getting it...In any case, the Strawhats MUST have landed at Jaya to reset their Log Pose, and they're most likely to be in Mocktown, which is apparently pirate central.So while Garp's ship is following their Eternal Pose towards Marineford, and Smoboss is detouring for supplies at a nearby base (you can only imagine how much that's pissing him off), you, Tashigi and Curly are heading ashore.... You suspect that when Smoboss arrives in a couple of days or so, he's going to arrest every single pirate in town, which simultaneously scares and excites you.More importantly, being in pirate heaven for a few days means not being a Marine, which means... Disguises..... fuck yeah."Are you sure it's better than last time?" Tashigi presses a finger carefully against her- no, HIS stubble to check it's dry."You look so handsome and manly," you tell 'him', giving a thumbs-up as you pop the lid back on the market pen. "All the lady pirates are gonna swoon over you~!"Tasharry smiles sweetly at you. "Thank you, Flashman! I'm sure all the male pirates will like your own face, too.".... You change your thumbs-up into a middle-finger-up."How old are you two, again?" Curly's getting his own disguise on, which is totally boring and doesn't involve facial hair. Lame."Nineteen," you both say."But I'm older," you add.Tashigi glares at you, folding her arms. "I was born in the morning. Do you even know the exact time of your birth?""An hour before you, Lieutenant Junior Grade Tashigi," you answer sagely, having absolutely no idea.Tashigi kicks you."So you're both nine, mi-mi-mi," Curly mutters, packing away his normal clothes. "Now - as, hm, convincing as our disguises are, we all need to be on the same page as regards our backstory. Hopefully no-one will question us, but a few basic facts we can all agree on may be helpful. We must also have our names decided on beforehand.""That makes perfect sense," agrees Tashigi, because she's a filthy suck-up. "I'll be Shigure.""That's a woman's name."She pauses. "Tsurugi. It's unisex, and close enough to my own name I won't be confused."... That's totally with the kanji for sword. You just know it. "Uh-huh. What about you, Curly? You could use that 'Igaram' nickname people call you."There's a pause as the others obviously think about what a great idea this is, before Curly says, "Actually, I think I'll go with... Guard."Boo. Unimaginative. Personally, you'll be...>Pick yer pirate name, yaaaaarrrr!And your crew will be rookies of the...>Crew name?Led by>You>Tashigi>Curly>A mysterious unknown leader who isn't on Jaya>Other?
>>3449717"Uh-huh. What about you, Curly? You could use that 'Igaram' nickname people call you."Oh my god I'm losing it>Mi-Mi-Mi pirates>Led by CurlyAs for Flashman's name>ArthurAfter someone he vaguely remembers from the orphange / Academy? (obviously their ACTUAL name was Artie or something)
>>3449717>Flashy FlashersonI liked>The mi-mi-mi Pirates>Led by “Guard”
>>3449717>>3449727I'll support this.Our official position on the ship is, of course, Commander. That is top-tier brother/sister banter btw, QM.
>>3449757Oh, do we have a very badly made and hastily-drawn Jolly Roger on our dinky little boat?
>>3449727+1
>>3449757>>3449727This Is fineDefinitely go with >Arthur.
>>3449727Supporting
>>3449717>>3449727SupportingSomewhere a guy named Archie randomly needs to sneeze
>>3449717Saber would be too on the nose uh?....guys it's obvious: Silvers HarryBut it would be quite the problem to use that name...Ah, you know what?I'll support >Arthur.>Mi-mi-mi piratesI liked Knot Pirates too>Captain Guard of the Mi-Mi-Mi pirates for obvious sounding reasons (aha!)
>>3449763If you guys can agree on a jolly roger, sure, otherwise you're so new (or lacking in artistic talent) that your crew doesn't have one yet.
>>3449717>>3449727This is fine.
>>3449776I was thinking just a regular jolly roger except with Curly's hair...
>>3449783Guys, okay for this jolly roger? Or none? Or... whatever? I think your drawing skill is 10 or so.
>>3449783Maybe have the crossbones be crossed swords instead? If not I'm fine with Curlyhair.
>>3449785Literally 30 seconds
>>3449791This is good, forget what I was saying.
>>3449791Well.I guess you guys have your jolly roger! I feel like I should give a bonus to drawing for that...Looks like Arthur/Mi-Mi-Mi pirates/Curly win, writing.
Can we do something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ulqqlNScE with our chained cannonballs?
>>3449801At your current meteor hammer skill level of 0? ... No.
Guys, we really should put our photography skill to use while on the Sky Island, that place is too unique not to! If for nothing else, then pictures for a scrapbook.
>>3449838Honestly, thinking back, we should've taken pictures of various shenanigans on Garp's ship. Like posing with Bogart, except Bogart isn't posing at all. He's just standing there. Blank look on his face.
>Mysterious Hero Arthur!>Of the Mi-Mi-Mi Pirates, led by Captain Guard. Yaaaar!You set out to see in a pea-green bo- Wait, no, it's a normal brown one, and devoid of Marine symbols. You DO stick up a quick jolly roger, because you find it funny."You realize we're only using these disguises for a couple of days... Arthur?" Clearly Tsucarpeti is still bitter over finding out you're older than he- him. As expected of one still so young and immature."We must get deep into character," you wisely inform him, tugging your jacket's overlarge collar up. "So deep. So deep we drown in it.""We really don't have to, mi-mi-mi," Guard assures. He clearly knows nothing about undercover work, so you shoot him a condescending loom. Then you remember you've just covered half your face, and sulk instead."Let's check the bounties before we get to land," Tsucarpeti quickly says, grabbing today's paper from where it's slung over a bench. "Just in case we spot someone major there!""Really? Apart from the Strawhats, I doubt we're gonna see any big-names there.""Apparently a pirate by the name of Blackbeard is around this area," Guard muses, as your younger subordinate flicks through the paper. "He was originally one of Whitebeard's men."You try not to panic. "GOSH, WHITEBEARD, HUH? GOOD THING I'VE NEVER PISSED THAT DUDE OFF, HAHA!"Guard frowns. "How did you aggravate Whitebeard, mi-mi-mi?""HAHA WHAT?""Found the Strawhats!" Tsucarpeti cheers, holding up the posters. "Strawhat Luffy, 70,000,000 - Demon Blade Zoro, 25,000,000 - Cheapshot Sanji, 40,000,000 - Thief Witch Nami, 20,000,000 - Sandstorm Kohza, 15,000,000 - there's that massive deer Mink they have as well, although it's only a sketch; Monster Chopper, 10,000,000."Guard leans in. "And none for the Princess or Carue?""None for the hostages, no," Tsucarpeti says, straight-faced."Lolonoa's bounty is craaaaap~" you sing, utterly delighted. "Uh, not that I care. Being a fellow pirate and all. Yo-ho-ho.""Perhaps leave the talking to mi-mi-mi..." Pirate Captain Guard suggests, as the Mocktown docks come into sight.Once safely tied up (it'll totally get stolen though), you>find an inn to stay at.>explore.>gather information (aka drink).>Other?
All right, it's nearly midnight and I gotta be up early for Easter bullsh- stuff. I said stuff. So good night, thanks for playing, and remember that you're Mi-Mi-Mi Pirates, not Stefan Pirates. I know it's sad, but you have to accept it.
>>3449872Happy Easter BPQM
>>3449869>>gather information (aka drink).
>>3449869>Chopper's bounty over 100 beliWhat is this fuckery>Sanji beating Zoro by a wide marginAh, I see locked Zoro up for all of Alabasta has had some effect. He's probably rubbing it into Zoro's face every chance he gets kek>gather information (aka drink).Hope we find a good drinking buddy!
>>3449869>gather information (aka drink).BAR TIME.>zoro has only five million more than namiGlorious. I can only imagine how happy Sanji is. Shame about Chopper but ah well.
>>3449869>gather informationLast time we drank with pirates, we got a nice tat. What could possibly go wrong this time? (Hint:Everything)
>>3449869>gather information (aka drink).Chopper doesnt have a joke bounty?Guess he did all the heavy hitting instead of Zoro.
>>3449869>>gather information (aka drink).What? Zoro's bounty's lower than Sanji's? Chopper might finally get some respect for once? PEOPLE ACTUALLY KNOW HE'S A DEER?This is a strange and wonderful timeline. I look forward to inevitably ruining it.
>>3449872Never
Wonder how Flashy will react when he finds out that the WG are actually incredibly obviously super fucking evil.He's already doubting 'justice' and his own sense of justice meant he let somebody who was trying to murder him escape because he felt like he owed them and he sort of liked them.What with the slavery, the treating people like dirt, the secret assassin corps, the constant coverups to save face even if they endanger people and the fact that they nuke entire islands if somebody reads the wrong book.He might just have a hard time supporting the WG.Also wasn't Mina a WG child slave?The Buster Call is just the most fucking retarded thing in existence considering it's a single unprotected button to summon it and once summoned it can't be recalled.
>>3450147>Clearly we must install Smoboss as Celestial Dragon King Grand Admiral and Mina as Celestial Dragon Princess Vice-Admiral>>3449181Also me. IP keeps changing for some reason. Onore ISP
>>3450147I feel like Flash would very much become the fix it from the inside type, of course that’s as long as him finding out isn’t with like smobosses death or something, that would make home go pirate.
really the only deal breaker with the world government is the celestial dragons. also reminder that every character that knows the true history is sitting around doing nothing or actively working with the world government. Shank's first mate also fucking hates the revolutionary army and thinks they're out to destroy the world(albeit in a side novel that may or may not be canon)[/spoiler]>>3449869>explore
>>3449965>PEOPLE ACTUALLY KNOW HE'S A DEER?Well, a giant deer Mink, and only know him by his Horn Point form, but sure. He might get a joke bounty once people see his Brain Point form and think it's someone different.>>3450503This is interesting, what novel is the 'hating Revolutionaries' thing in?Happy (late) Easter everyone, including you strange foreign folks who pre-order your timezones for early access. Protip, that's how you get bugs with your exclusive content.
>>3450147That's called a nuke too. :^)
>>3451285Are you trying to say that nukes, with multiple security measures, that can only be authorised by the order of the actual Head of State and can very likely be stopped in flight...Are comparable to golden single click snail that nobody can recall for no reason?The button doesn't even have a cover and people put it in their pockets.Fucking assdialling a naval bombardment to obliterate the island you are on.They seemingly don't even give a fuck about what island you use it on.Bye bye Enies Lobby.Just use it on Mariejois and laugh at the result.
>>3451191It's an ace side novel, can't remember it's name though
>>3451292Oh, nice, thanks. I've read Novel A but I'll have to track this one down. Also it looks like Ben means 'destroying the world' as in tearing down the Dragons and possibly WG, rather than just wrecking shit (like papaSmo).
>>3451290Nukes in the '50. :^)Hell, even today's nukes actually, what with the computers for them still using floppy disks and having 0000 as activation code among other shit.
>>3451301
>>3451304
>>3451301when was the last nuke even made?
>>3451316>Garp throwing cannonballs with the force of a nuke
There's gotta be a radiation fruit right?The Rad Rad fruit
>>3451327>It's in the shape of a finger gun
>>3451327What a scary fruit
>>3451327>>3451329It's even worse if it's a logia.I mean, there's a light logia so it's a possibility.
>>3451290It's only Admirals that can individually use a Buster Call, isn't it? Multiple Vice Admirals need to meet as a group and decide collectively to declare a Buster Call for it to go through if they want one, if memory serves.
>>3451624No, admirals just get a golden snail they can press at any time.They can give it to others to press if they want.There's no reason it shouldn't be a normal call to confirm.Like, what if somebody stole one?Admirals are strong but aren't undefeatable.
>>3451624The only ones who can unilaterally call a buster call are >Five Elder Stars>Commander in Chief of the Marines>Marine Fleet Admiral > Three Admirals (Kuzan, Aokiji, Light guy)Everyone else needs to petition one of them for the ability to be bestowed a golden snail. But yeah the snails can very well be turned on by accident - that's what happened in Enies Lobby. (Spandam successfully petitioned Sengoku to be given a Golden Den Den, and then accidentally activated it while going for his regular Den Den).>>3451645>Stole onePretty sure the Golden ones are carried on one of the above people at all times, so to steal one you'd either need to mug an admiral / Kong / Sengoku (absolute suicide) or mug one of the Leaders of the World Gov (good luck inflitrating Mariejois) The only people with enough firepower to take down an Admiral to snatch their den-den are literally the Yonkos / their top commanders, and like hell they're going to be caught dead using the Marines to do their dirtywork.
>>3451665>good luck infiltrating MariejoisLol
>>3451676Ah right, I forgot about him.But then I'd argue that the five elder farts have the most security surrounding them since they're literally the rulers of the world, so it still would be a hell of a challenge. Also I'd expect someone would question a Buster call in the heart of the world noble territory, especially since the ones carrying it out answer to the world gov.
>>3451687Nobody seemed to care about questioning Enies Lobby.Buster Calls are retarded.
>>3451696No I'm saying that anywhere outside the literal holy land = lol sucks to be you common scum, our supreme leaders have to be right in calling thisHomeland of the world nobles = wait a sec, are we literally preparing to bulldoze the home of the rulers of the world?Literally Mariejois would be the only place on the planet where people would hesitate.
>>3451708>The Holy Land has been compromised!>DIE PIRATE/REBEL SCUMMariejois ded, lol
>>3451718Real talk tho.Assuming we get to high enough rank, get a good pretext ANDget IC tired of WG bullshit, are we going to call one on them?Take down the system from within?
>>3451740....that would be an interesting move. We would have to be prepared to escape arguably the most secure area in the world and and be forever hunted down as possibly the most wanted man alive, but it's possible.
>>3451782Uncle would be so proud.
>>3451782>hunted downBy whose orders?
>>3451800Fucking lmao.
>>3451800Your own father, Grand Super Duper Admiral PapaSmo.
>>3451807>implying we wouldn't get a pat on the back from him for removing assholes that constantly try to order him around and get in his way by taking valuable time he could use for cleansing all the seas from pirate menace.
>drinku drinku>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for finding a good bar with information on the Strawhats.>>3451818He'd be pissed off he didn't think of it first. Also, I now know what I need to set Silvers Harry up to steal...
Rolled 6 (1d100)Remember to scrapbook>>3451824here we go!
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>3451824Lets go.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>3451824They are right here!
>>3451824>Silvers Harry joins the Strawhats>randomly goes missing for extended periods>comes back after stealing something ridiculous everytime>one day comes back with a Golden Den Den>Robin has a fucking heart attack.
>>3451800Anon you do realize lower ranked officials would just move up to take the now empty positions right? You can't destroy a government backed by most of the planet just by killing off all the guys at the top. At most we'll have caused a huge poltical vacuum and given the revolutionaries and freewilled pirates more leeway to push their influence, inciting a ton more violence.
>>3451847Pfft.It kills off the majority of the Celestial Dragons and their families.With them gone the world becomes a much better place.
>63 :\"All right! Let's go find a bar and start gathering information!" You don't bother keep g your voice down, because it seems like an appropriately piratey thing to do as well."Arthur, I think our Captain should make the decisions," Tsucarpeti says pointedly. The pair of you look at Captain Guard."Mi-mi-mi... Perhaps we should find a drinking establishment and gather intelligence."Tashigi nods. "That sounds much better than Arthur's idea, Captain!"You wonder if shooting her would be the piratey thing to do.In any case, the three of you venture through the loud, stinking hellscape of CRIMINAL SCUM that is Mocktown, the pirate paradise. The number of bars and pubs are... high. Very high. Despite that, Captain Guard shakes his head at each one after a quick glance at them, before finally pausing in front of one that... looks pretty much like all the others."This one will have a good information-broker," he explains.Tsucarpeti looks at him, impressed. "There's some secret symbol that tells you that?"He points to the dusty window. "No, but there's a sign rating this establishment four skull-and-crossbones by IntelAdvisor.""......""I really need a drink," you mutter, stalking in ahead of them.As it turns out, the place isn't too bad. At least it's more of a drinking establishment than a 'barfights every ten minutes' kinda place. You sit yourself at the bar, followed by Captain Guard, while Tsucarpeti gets three steps before being accosted by a flirtatious barmaid fluttering her eyelashes at the confused not-a-pirate.Clearly, your artistry skills are magnificent. If the Marine thing doesn't work out, you have a bright future as a make-up artist."What'll it be, gents," the barman grunts, eyeing you with dull boredom."Information, and your wine menu, my good sir," your Captain politely requests.You eagerly jump in. "And a>Pink Flamingo!">mug of rum!">bottled water!">Other?>>3451844>disappears again>comes back with an entire Poneglyph because Stefan liked it>Robin drinks all of Zoro's booze
>>3451882>mug of rum!"Got to act the part.
>>3451882>Pink Flamingo!"
>>3451882>>Pink Flamingo!"
>>3451882>Pink Flamingo!"Oh god isn't Bellamy here?
>>3451888Alas, didn't roll high enough for that bar. This is just a shitty regular one.
>>3451882Angélus (Château), Saint-Emilion Grand Cru, obviously an 1896 variant at most. Any later and the taste just isn't as rich.Fancy pirate Arthur
>>3451882>>Pink Flamingo!"Whats the point to disguising yourself if you cant even drink a drink you want?
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3451892But anon, One Piece is still only in the 1400s...!Rolling for wine knowledge, by the way, let's see how much of a sommelier our mysterious pirate hero is...
>>3451889That's a relief.Between Pink Flamingo and the Donquixote smile he might have noticed something.
>>3451903Crazy Donquixote smile is only when you're grinning, and you've got the massive collar in this costume anyway.Writing for pink and fruity drink!
I can't wait for Punished Flashman to go Nuclear on Mariejois.That D. Luck will finally come in handy.
>cocktail"- Pink Flamingo!""Comin' right up," the bartender drawls, plunking an ornate glass down on the bar before passing your new Captain an elegant wine menu (with rumpled tassel along the spine). Guard seems delighted with the selection, judging by the eagerness with which he looks through."So which crew are you guys with?" The bartender doesn't slow down in whipping through the ingredients for your cocktail."We're the Mi-Mi-Mi Pirates," you proudly announce, motioning at Cu- Guard. "Led by Captain Guard!""Mi-Mi-Mi Pirates? What's up with that name?"Guard shakes his head, still looking through the menu. "I have no idea why my crew insisted on it, mi-mi-mi.""...... right." He finishes your drink just as Tsucarpeti manages to drag himself over, looking panicked, and throw himself on the stool next to you. 'He' has lipstick smeared across his cheek."Anything else I can get you guys before we sort out the information? " The bartender's cleaning away the bottles from your Flamingo now, still looking bored. "Children's menu, maybe?"Wow! "You have a kid's menu?!""Arthur, no!" Tsucarpeti slaps you around the hat. "Please ignore him. He ate the Stupid Stupid Fruit.""Yeah, well, your momma ate the Fat Fa-""A glass of the single-harvest Chateau Soixeme 1312, if you please," Guard butts in, eyes dead. "I quite desperately need it.""... Want the whole bottle instead?""Dear sand-gods, yes.">What questions do you want to ask the bartender?
>>3451961>Any big name pirates been through here recently?
>>3451961>Any crews of note been coming in lately? Maybe some with a captain wearing a strawhat?>Ever heard of the legendary Marine Commander Flashman? He's pretty awesome. In a bad way, I mean.
>>3451961>Let the captain ask questions.
>>3451961>"Have you seen a guy with green hair, a white and green shirt and a green sash tied around his arm come through here? Asshole stole my swords and I'd love to teach him a lesson."
>>3451966+1
>>3451966>>3451961Support
>>3451966Support
>you are number 6As the wine is passed over, you ask, "Any big name pirates been through here recently?"He shrugs, and rattles off a list of names, some of which you know. Big-Time-Rookie Bellamy the Hyena and his crew are making a name for themselves, and Roshio the Executioner has just arrived. That Blackbeard guy is apparently hanging around, though his crew set out to sea now and then, Jewellery Bonney only just left, and... the Strawhats arrived late last night.Hmm.>(Any aims for while you're waiting for Smoboss to come and Wreck Shit? Aside from keeping an eye on the Strawhats.)ALSO>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for random event
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3452043>Blackbeard
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>3452043
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3452043>try to find the rumours going around
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>3452043
>>3452043Do we know if Blackbeard left Whitebeard on terrible terms? If not, we should probably watch him as is par for the course of Flashman's Whitebeard fears.
>>3452050>94Oh boy here we go.
>>3452050>94OH BOYOver the 90 DC! This means you get a choice. Oh boy, oh boy...>Bellamy>Roshio>A Blackbeard pirate (not Teach)>Some kind of monkey dude>A mystery woman>A mystery man
>>3452092>>A mystery womanReally hoping that it's Thursday.
>>3452092>A mystery woman
Rolled 3 (1d5)Ignore this, it's a background thing for Mina.P, R, B, G, B, S
>>3452092>Bellamybullying bellamy will be fun and non-dangerous
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>3452098Wrong dice, I'm an idiot, still ignore...
>>3452099Please no, just on the off chance we smile near him.
>>3452092>Bellamy>>3452104What is this weird paranoia you have of Bellamy recognizing us because of a smile?
>>3452092>>Bellamy
>>3452092>>A mystery woman>>A mystery man
>>3452092>Some kind of monkey dudeI'm way too curious as to what exactly this is.
>>3452120Masira
>>3452120Fleet Admiral Son Goku, clearly.>>3452105Bellamy is basically Doffy Fan No. 1He might just be able to recognise the Donquixote smile.
>>3452092>>Some kind of monkey dudeOkay there's no way Kong will be in Jaya but I have to know
>>3452092>>A mystery woman
Inb4 it's Nami and she tries to steal our compass again.
Sorry guys, I'm absolutely exhausted and going to sleep. Proper updates tomorrow.The monkey thing is the two scavenging pirate captains, by the way, and mystery man is one of several people depending on a roll.
>>3452186G'night, QM! Thanks for running!>>3452092>A mystery woman
I do kind of want Flashy to start finding out that the Strawhats aren't actually the devil incarnate.God damn if that conga line of shitty introductions isn't priceless though.I want to befriend Luffy while disguised at least, if we get the chance.Maybe Chopper and Usopp too.Robin would probably see through the disguise the next time she sees us (as a marine) if we befriend her.The rest aren't very observant. Do we have our camera now?
>>3452409Oh, Vivi and Kohza too, if we get the chance. Man that's gonna take some getting used to.
>Meanwhile, in an alternate time line, Flashman is more enthusiastic about his job, possibly hanks to either a devil fruit or skill that more or less let's him act like that photographer from Earthbound.>Luffy and his group have just suvived some life or death struggle, and can barely move.Luffy: It's...it's okay guys...we can relax now-->Suddenly!>https://youtu.be/n3wtmrZ8DS8Flashman: Pictures taken instantaneously! I'm a photographic genius, if I say so myself! Ah, hello Strawhat crew! I see you just managed to pull throu-->Everyone but Luffy: (Audibly screaming)Flashman: Rude! As I was saying, how about marking the occasion with a photograph? Nami: Who in their right mind would--Luffy: Okay!Nami: D:Flashman: Alright, get ready for an instant memory! Ready...say..."Fuzzy pickles!"Luffy: :Gives off a winning grin, along with a peace sign gesture:Everyone else: :Too shocked to properly act::ker-chack!:Flashman: Wow, what a great photgraph! It will always bring back the fondest memories... :twirls on out of there:Nami:...Goddammit Luffy.
>>3453247top fucking kek
>>3452409>Robin would probably see through the disguise the next time she sees us (as a marine) if we befriend her.I don't know, Flashman's behavior doesn't exactly scream disciplined soldier. Either way though befriending Ussop, Chopper, and Luffy as MSTERIOUS HERO X ARTHUR would lead to some cool shenanigans down the line. Ideally as an occasional recurring joke like Ussop and his Sogeking gag
Guess whose phone ran out of data until the 26th?HAHAHAHAHA FUCKSo, uh... I’ll try to start earlier in the day until then, but will only run until about 7pm or 7.30pm Britbong time (GMT, that is). Thank you, public WiFi. Data is way too expensive to buy for just four days when it doesn’t even rollover.
>>3453582Ganbatte kudasai, Spider-sama.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>mystery womanYou let Cu- Captain Guard keep asking questions about Mocktown and its scummy population of scum, while you and Tsucarpeti sip your cocktail and beer respectively.The place isn’t empty, but it’s not necessarily busy, either - the clientele are more interested in actually drinking than conversation, which is why the door opening grabs everyone’s attention easily.As with your entry, everyone’s faces turn to check the newcomer, hands carefully in reach of their weapons, before they relax and turn away once more.Except for you and Guard.Your Captain hesitates for a second at the sight of her, before going casually back to his questions - as for you, you try to sink deeper within your snazzy blue coat, looking as anonymous as possible.It’s your sliciest, diciest fangirl, Miss Thursday.>(keep quiet like a sneaky ninja)>(quietly let Tashigi know who she is)>(try to watch her legs to see what’s up with them)>Other?>>3453585With no internet in the evenings, I can either study and do some crochet, or write the Zoro interlude. HMMMMMM....
>>3453603>Greet her and call her overWorst idea. Let's do it.
>>3453603>>(try to watch her legs to see what’s up with them)
>>3453603>(keep quiet like a sneaky ninja)Mystery Hero X doesn't know any Miss Thursday, and certainly isn't wondering if her legs are okay!
>>3453603>(try to watch her legs to see what’s up with them)I hope she's ok. And us staring at her legs won't be seen as lecherous behavior,
>>3453603>>(try to watch her legs to see what’s up with them)I'd like to have not crippled her for life
>>3453603>>(keep quiet like a sneaky ninja)
>leggu leggu>Roll 1d100 to check out dat walking style while remaining discreet
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3453622
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3453622
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3453622
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>3453622
>81Tugging your cap down, you shift slightly on your stool so you can turn enough to watch her.She walks... pretty damn easily for a woman who just got two giant holes in her lower legs not even two weeks ago. Like, waaaay too easily.It’s a little bit worrying. And relieving! But also worrying. Because... what the fuck?She finishes casting a wary eye around the rest of the place, and you quickly look back to your drink as her gaze sweeps across the three of your backs.Don’t look at you. Don’t look at you. Don’t look at you.You hear her (walking normally) step over to the bar, next to Tash- Tsucarpeti, swinging herself up onto a stool. “Get me a whiskey,” she orders, sounding pissed off at the world.>(keep your mouth shut)>(fake voice) Hey, do I know you from somewhere?>(fake voice) Hey, aren’t you a bounty hunter?>Other?
>>3453648>(fake voice) Rough day?
>>3453649+1
>>3453648>>(fake voice) Rough day?
>>3453648>(Fake Voice) Wassup...
>>3453648>>(keep your mouth shut)
>>3453648>>(fake voice) Rough day?Good to see her relatively ok.You guys think she would play along if she recognized us?
Rolled 43 (1d100)>helo how r uYou can definitely pull off a fake voice better than Tashigi. Mostly because she’s pretending to be an entirely different sex, and you’re just trying to sound a little different, but still.“Rough day?”Guard glances at you, almost panicked - yeah, he definitely recognizes her - and Tsucarpeti looks mildly confused but says nothing. She doesn’t look surprised; it’s almost like she expects you to strike up conversations with random criminals while you’re undercover. Is that rude? It’s probably rude.Thursday scoffs, as the whiskey is placed in front of her. “Rough fortnight,” she bites out, before slamming the entire damn glass back in one go. Tsucarpeti looks awed.>Sounds like you need to rant...>Sounds like you need more drinks...>Sounds like you need to punch someone...>Other?
>>3453685There would be word against word and I think she smarter than that.
>>3453696>Sounds like you need to rant, drink, punch someone, sleep, then do it all again.
>>3453696>Sounds like you need more drinks...>Sounds like you need to rant...
>>3453701Support
>>3453696>>Sounds like you need to rant...>>Sounds like you need more drinks...>>Buy her a drink
>>3453702>>3453696Support
>>3453702We can propose punching something and spar letter. Flashman is such a battle junkie.
>>3453696>>3453702This.
Looks like drink and rant in general wins if I ignore the one line in a vote about buying her a drink, so calling for that.Also holy crap, Grim Fandango is hard to play if you don’t use the walkthrough.
>in vino rantias. this is genuine latin“Sounds you need to rant. And more drinks,” you comment, like the manly pirate you are. Not as manly as Tsucarpeti with his magnificent stubble (and who the barmaid is still making eyes at), but still.“Drinks,” agrees Thursday, motioning for another. “Plenty of ‘em. And maybe cut up a few idiots.”Shit. YOU’RE an idiot.“Maybe just the ranting instead?”“Nah,” Thursday says bluntly, eyes narrowing as she glares at her fresh glass. “Got a lot of dumbasses to kill, boy-o. Starting with one shit heel in particular...”>{SWEAT NERVOUSLY)>O-oh really? Who’d that be?>I’ve always thought ‘forgive and forget’ was a marvellous thing...>Other?
>>3453767>O-oh really? Who’d that be?
>>3453767>>O-oh really? Who’d that be?
>>3453767>>O-oh really? Who’d that be?Somehow I doubt #1 shitheel is us, though we are up there on her shitlist. If it was us, the boy-o vibes she's getting from Arthur would probably drive her to try to turn him into salami by now.
>>3453767>Shit. YOU’RE an idiot.Dear God my sides>O-oh really? Who’d that be?
>>3453767>>O-oh really? Who’d that be?Please be Crocodile or Ace or Luffy or literally anyone not us
>>3453767>>O-oh really? Who’d that be?plsnotusplsnotusplsnotus
>>3453767>>{SWEAT NERVOUSLY)
>>3453777Slot machine trips!>also i have never met you before“”O-oh really?” DON’T PANIC. DON’T PANIC. “Who’d that be?”Thursday slams her second whiskey back like it’s a shot-glass of popping-candy. You only did that once. Never again. “The most expensive fucking doctor in the world.”OH THANK SHIT IT’S NOT YOUWait, you’re not a doctor, right? No, you’d definitely remember that. Phew.“W-well, did they do a good job, at least?”“Sure, before he ran away with more than I agreed to,” Thursday scowls, a third glass appearing before her. You think she might need another doctor soon, for her liver. “Drum Island assholes...”Drum Island? Didn’t that place get trashed by pirates or something, a while back? And then more recently, there was... something about... snow? ... and a new king? Maybe you should pay more attention to the news.>At least you’re okay now! From whatever injury it was.>You should definitely kill him, as us pirates are wont to do. Being criminals and all.>Yes! Focus your anger on that guy! Just that one! He sounds totally deserving.>Other?
>>3453808>At least you’re okay now! From whatever injury it was.
>>3453808>>At least you’re okay now! From whatever injury it was.
>>3453808>>You should definitely kill him, as us pirates are wont to do. Being criminals and all.
>>3453808>>Better than dying right?Haha get fucked Walpol, go be a weird toymaker celeb king somewhere else
>>3453808>"Can't follow him and whoop his ass?"
>>3453823and this
>>3453808>At least you’re okay now! From whatever injury it was.>"Can't you follow him and whoop his ass?"
>>3453808>>Yes! Focus your anger on that guy! Just that one! He sounds totally deserving.Let the hate flow through you.
>>3453823>>3453808support in addition to >>3453818
>“At least you’re okay now! From whatever injury it was,” you add, seeing as you have absolutely no idea why she needed a doctor, no sirree. “Can't follow him and whoop his ass?”“Cowardly shit ran off while I was still high on pain meds!” She slams a fist down on the bartop, rattling glasses. Guard steadies his wine glass, before taking a delicate sip. “But I’ll find that little shit, boy-o, see if I don’t... hunt ‘im down and see how he likes me practicing some surgery on HIM, ah?”She grins toothily, one finger running along the fan folded at her hip.>I don’t think a battle-fan is a medical instrument...>So, uh, which crew are you a part of?>At least he left you enough money to get drunk, huh?>Other?
>>3453844>>At least he left you enough money to get drunk, huh?Shenanigans ahoy, I hope.
>>3453844>At least he left you enough money to get drunk, huh? Silver linings n' that shit.
>>3453844>At least he left you enough money to get drunk, huh?>So, which crew are you a part of?Let's not remind her of the relation between certain marine Arthur lookalikes and fans, hm?Also she's probably going solo, but we might as well check if she has any associates.
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>>3453850SupportHonestly gotta wonder how she got to drum and here, she obviously got to dodge, but with who.
>>3453844>>I don’t think a battle-fan is a medical instrument...If we end up recruiting her I don't know what I'll do
>>3453844>>At least he left you enough money to get drunk, huh?
>>3453844>>So, uh, which crew are you a part of?If she says shes going solo, we are obviously going to ask her to join our pirate crew, right?Give Curly a heart attack and all that.
>>3453850Support
>>3453865>If she says shes going solo, we are obviously going to ask her to j
