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"G-GOKU LOST?!"
Lord Beerus was kneading his ears in frustration.
"How did these chumps get so strong so much better?"

"And better is an apt way of phrasing it my lord.
Looks like their growth was not merely strength based..."

Meanwhile Champa was overjoyed at this new development.
"AHAHAHAHHAHAH!
NICE WORK CAULIFLA! MAKE SURE THAT IDIOT CAN'T REPRODUCE!
Err... ANYMORE!"

And as an argument erupts between the two brothers the actual participants of Universe 7 also start having their little conversation.
"She kicked me in the dick... Why?
Why did she kick me in the dick?"
Goku whines in a high pitched voice while Vegeta is laughing his ass off.

"AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
I change my mind! This is the best day of my life!"

"GOKU!"
The poor mans wife cries out.
"THAT LITTLE SKANK! I'LL KILL HER!"

"Bring it on granny!"
Caulifla responded.

"GRANNY?! I'LL KILL YOU!"
The woman flares up with a menacing red aura which only seems to concern her friends from Universe 7 and not the tired Saiyan girl.

"Well whatever...
Hey Champa! I quit!"

Champa stares down at Caulifla and for a moment there seems like he's about to go "Just as planned" but he quickly puts up a facade.
"OH NO! CAULIFLA IS EXHAUSTED!
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!"

"You are hamming it up too much my lord."

"Shhh... Don't... make... a sound Vados!"

As Beerus overhears Champas act his mood lifts up tremendously.
"Phew... that's right! I still have three fighters left while Champa has only a single Earthling.
I almost got scared there."
He then looks over to the only human on his team.
"Hey Shorty!"

"URK! M-me?
I have a name you know?"

"I know but I don't care.
Go down there and... try to tire him out at least.
I don't care if you get bodied."

"Sheehs... so much for encouragement..."

"Don't even pay attention to him dear.
Just do your best and make me proud!"

"Go Papa!"

"Heh... Thanks 18, Marron!
Don't worry! I'll win this one for you!"

And as the little man takes off for the ring Champa gives you a little glance.
"Do your thing..."

Nodding you jump off and land in front of Krillin who begins laughing nervously.
"Weird how this worked itself out, huh?
Two Earthlings facing off against each other in the second biggest tournament of all time..."

You chuckle.
"I guess you're right."

"But don't worry about that!
What do you say? Shall we ignore these guys up there and just enjoy ourselves a bit?
I gotta admit I'm curious to see how you guys fight!"

>Pull back as much as possible and keep as much in reserve for the next fights as possible
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more
>Don't hold back and try to knock him out immediately
>Other?
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>>3453532
>Play mind games with him, use time skips and spacial manipulation to make him burn through his reserves while setting up the conditions necessary to end the fight in a single blow.
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>>3453532
>Pull back as much as possible and keep as much in reserve for the next fights as possible
Lets only open the bag of tricks if we need to
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>>3453532
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more

We should avoid using our space manipulation techs and timeksip this earl on methinks, since tipping out hand this early might give Gohan ample time to try and plan around it. But at the same time, holding too much back will risk us getting ringed out by Krillin, who is no slouch despite him being vastly overshadowed by his buddies.

Might want to try setting up Krillin for a telekinetic ring-out by getting him to fly and commit to an attack, then using TK to push him out of the ring.
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>>3453532
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more
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>>3453532
>>3453536
Switching this to
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more
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>>3453532
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more
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Well that turned around rather quick

Very well. Looks like we'll start out slow with this one.
Roll 1d21
Best of 4
DC: 5 Crit 10

>writing
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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3453551
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Rolled 13 (1d21)

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>>3453553
Well we give him a really good fight! Also we don't exhaust ourselves.
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Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>3453551
Oh.
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Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3453551
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>>3453553
Oh Krillin. Oh my sweet baby boy. You really can’t win can you?
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Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3453551
For funzies
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>>3453558
Well to be fair he's not trying too hard either.
This is just warm-up.

On the other hand if you keep this up there is a chance he might end up getting cucked by the end if you keep this up
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>>3453558
At least it's not 1 Hit KO do to what we picked. He at least gets to show off a bit.

I wonder if the crit means universe 7 truly think we are around his lvl or just that we spend next to no energy.
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>>3453566
Don't do that to him he doesn't have lot going for him as is. He needs the little he has.
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>>3453553
lmao
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You start cracking your neck.
"Heh... Okay.
I gotta say... I'm also a bit curious to see how I compare."

"Alright! Then it's settled!"

The little man then extends his fist to you.
Chuckling you slowly walk up to him and once close enough you lower your arm and tap knuckles with him.
Exchanging a little grin you break away from him and both of you assume your fighting stances on your respective side of the ring.

"ALLLLLRIGHT CONTESTANTS!"
The announcer starts shouting in his microphone.
"LET THE MATCH.... BEGIN!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFGY-PciwFU

Much to your surprise the little man actually takes the initiative and charges you by hovering just barely above the floor and flying at you.
Due to his short stature and his stubby little arms he has to really close in on you in order to land any punches and with his speed he's kinda succeeding.
But his body also has many downsides as he might be quick and nimble, but you have reach.

Prematurely stopping him by throwing a punch he's forced to exchange blows with you from afar.
And to his credit he's pretty good, his style kinda reminiscent of that Goku characters. But it's obviously different.
He counters your punches with his own, nullifying your strikes.

But despite being able to either block, meet or parry your blows he can't do much else as you don't allow him to get close.
This is when he starts getting frustrated and starts picking up speed in order to overwhelm you.
His small body makes him rather quick, which is then boosted by his skills.

He leaves an after image behind which you fall for once.
However even though you're caught off guard when your fist phases through the mirage Krillin can't capitalize on it as you react almost immediately and cause him to retreat with a wide spin-kick.

He wipes off some sweat off his brows as he chuckles.
"Whew... that almost got me!
You're a pretty good martial artist!"

"The same goes to you.
But don't think I'll be letting you win just because you are polite!"

"Heh... wouldn't dream of it!"
The dwarf then crosses his arms in front of him.
"But how about this?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFJ22lTXMe0

Suddenly Krillin splits into not one but several different clones, all shimmering as you look at them.
"More afterimages?"

The clones all begin laughing at the same time.
"Well? How is it?
Can you guess which one is real?"

As you look around you try to separate the real one from the fakes but fail to notice anything that could help you differentiate them from one another.
However you didn't really have to as the little man thought it'd be smart to try and ambush you in this confusion.
Raising your clutched fist up to your face you feel a chunky "Thump" as you manage to strike the bald, midget where his nose ought to be.

"Owowowowo!"
He stumbles backwards as his clones fade.

You crack a smile at that.
"Not good enough!"
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Grinning the two of you charge at each other again and start exchanging blows once more, with Krillin relying on flight this time in order to reach you.
Meanwhile members of the audience cheer both of you on, while some others quietly observe.

"Do you see this Gohan?"

"Yeah. He's keeping up with Krillin."

"Yes... And though he's clearly not a seasoned martial artist like Krillin but...
He knows how to fight."

And at the same time you hear VERY similar cheers coming from both sides.
"Go Papa! Go!"

"Do it Daddy!"

The two girls then lock eyes with one another.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI

"Bastard! What did you just say?"

"You heard me! Your「Dad」does not compare to mine!"

"Foolish!
Look at you! Your「Dad」can't even do anything besides approaching mine!"

"That's because he needs to get close in order to beat the crap out of yours!"

Or at least... that's how it felt for the two girls.
In reality it sounded more like this:
"No! My dad will win!"

"No! MINE!"

Hearing this both of you stop and look up.
"Hehehe... Guess neither of us can loose now!"
Krillin observes.
"But I didn't realize she's your little kid."

"Well you know... sporadic reproduction is like that.
Sometimes they don't quite resemble you."

"Wait... that's how it works for you?!"

"Heh. No. I'm just messing with you."

"Oh. I see!
Well then... what do you say we start picking up the pace?
Or would you rather warm up a bit more?"

"I was just about to ask the same thing."

"Okay... HERE GOES!"

>Try to overpower him with brute force
>Dodge around his attacks and counter when you see an opening
>Use a bit of psionics to confuse him
>Other?
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>>3453613
>>Dodge around his attacks and counter when you see an opening
>>Use a bit of psionics to confuse him

Use the psionics to create openings as needed. Try to be subtle about it, even if we fail.
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>>3453617
second
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>>3453617
Supporting
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>>3453593
>Use a bit of psionics to confuse him

Let's see if he does math trick! And let's see how quickly he realises it dosen't work.
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>>3453613
>Dodge around his attacks and counter when you see an opening
>Use a bit of psionics to confuse him
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>>3453617
supporting
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Let's see how trickie dickie can you get

Roll 1d21
Best of 4
DC: 9 Crit: 13
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Rolled 16 (1d21)

>>3453662
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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3453662
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Rolled 19 (1d21)

>>3453662
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>>3453664
Lmao
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>>3453664
Replace every mention of King Crimson with Eric and this sums up how Krillin feels right now.

https://youtu.be/Jm2D7ohWos0
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>>3453664
Krillin right now
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>>3453664
How we compare to Krillin right now.
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>>3453664
jesus
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>>3453664
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED LITTLE MAN.
SHE'S GOING HOME WITH A TRUE CHAD TONIGHT.
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>>3453681
Don't she's one of the few things he has that reminds him he's a man.
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>>3453686
He's not a man
HE'S A BITCH.
jokes aside pls no cuck Krillin.
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>>3453686
HE BETTER START PULLING HOT ROLLS OUT OF HIS ASS IF HE DOESN'T WANT ERIC TAPPING HERS
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"Let's start with a classic!"
Krillin changes his stance a bit and after cupping his hands together he pulls them back.
"Kaaaaaa-"

"This?"
You ask him.
"What? Is there no trademark on that thing?
Do you just... share all your moves? Or do you all steal from each other?
Because I know that feel-"

"MEEEEEEEE!"

As the ball forms in his hand you continue trying to throw him off a bit.
"But seriously, it has such a long wind-up. Does everyone just... wait patiently for you to charge that up?
Or do you have a way to fire it quickly but weaker?"

"HAAAAA-MEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAA!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muZVDgMoIQY

His eyes are practically shinig brightly when he fires the thing, sending chunks of the arena scattering around him.
It'd almost be impressive... had you not seen a far more dangerous one previously.
But this one? This is just cute.

You let out a little smirk and sway to the side right as it gets close enough to you.
The wave passes by harmlessly and you even touch it slightly to know how it feels. It's not burning at the very least but it's certainly some highly compacted energy.
It would certainly be unpleasant to let it hit you.

But while the beam is still going you start running alongside it, charging up on Krillin.
The little man gets shivers all over his body and begins to pull the beam to the side. Looking over your shoulder you see the rest of it bending and changing its course.
"Neat!"

As the Kamehameha starts to follow your movements you finally reach Krillin and attempt to kick him in the head, which makes him drop the attack mid-way.
He attempts to dart around but now he has a loose beam attack to deal with, as well as you.
Taking a large, leaping step forward you try to uppercut him so he'd hit his own attack.

To give him credit he tries to fight back, he even takes a decent swing at you but with a quick jerk of the head and some very minor telekinesis to make his arm move to the side you dodge it.
With a loud shout you manage to strike him in the stomach before pulling your fist back only to hit him again.
"SHIN! SHORYUKEN!"

The midget flies upward and as air uncontrollably escapes his lungs he can't help but helplessly hover right into his own attack.
You see the beam tearing his shirt to shreds as you smile to yourself.
"You win. Perfect."
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>>3453740
Pathetic, not even worth our Raging Demon.
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>>3453740
>Eric knows the Shin Shoryuken
>By extension he can also do the Real Impact and the Divine Dragon
>Eric can also delay his hits
Holy shit Eric can do a Distorted Real Impact.
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You can hear a mixture of cries coming from the Universe 7 benches.
Cries like "Krillin!" "Papa!" or "Honey!". But that's none of your problem.
After all... he's not dead yet.

Falling out of the sky with his shirt in tatters Krillin dusts himself off with a wince.
"Ouch! That one really hurt!"

"Hey... Don't look at me!
Most of that damage was from you!
You shouldn't really toss around what you can't take yourself!"

"Heh... Maybe. But that's sadly not how we had to do things back home.
Nowadays we really gotta put everything behind our attacks for them to even dent the enemy!"
You nod. You get that. You get that a LOT. But this is probably not the way you'd go about it.
"But this got me thinking."
The little man gives you a sharp look.
"I'm not done yet! I can still fight! And... I think I just figured out the way to beat you!"

"Oh?"

The little man charges you with the clear intent to strike you but as he approaches he quickly shouts this.
"What's 1000-450x0.5?"

"775!"
You respond immediately before elbowing him in the cranium and crashing him into the ground.

"Owowowow!
WHAT?!"
He asks in confusion.

But before you'd answer you kick him in the stomach which sends him flying off the stage.
He rolls around helplessly before the referee grabs the mic.
"AND THE WINNER IS ERIC OF UNIVERSE 6 VIA DROP-OUT!"

"I... I can not believe this!"
Beerus shouts.

"YES!
GOOD WORK ERIC! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!"
The rest of your team looks at Champa as if they don't quite agree with his theatrics.
But you gotta say... you appreciate his efforts.

One down.
Two to go.
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>>3453765
>Eric remembered PEMDAS on the fly
ATTA BOY
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>>3453771
They beat that shit into us he better not forget
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>>3453765
Well, that gave it away to the old crowd that our boy is psychic... Oh well, we haven't shown that to its full extent not even close. So go ham with pay next match then add magic at the end.
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>>3453782
So... Roshi, Goku, Tien, his pet midget(are those two even here?) Bulma and Yamcha know?
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>>3453785
Probably passed it to pickle monster and disappointment too.
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>>3453785
Tien and Chiaotzu aren't here. Neither is Yamcha.
But Bulma and Karrotcake are.
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As he rubs his head Krillin slowly flies back up where he came from.
There his friends quickly start swarming him, especially the two other contenders.
"What was that?"

"Guys... I think the guy might be psychic."

"What, like Chiaotzu?"
The Namekian asks him.

"Oh yeaaaah! Now I remember!"
Goku chimes in.
"You wanted to confuse him like you did with Chiaotzu!"

"What makes you think that?"

"I just... I don't know.
I felt like my hand slightly moved on its own... So I thought that-
But apparently it was nothing."

"Hmmmm..."

"What's wrong Mister Piccolo?"

"Gohan... I'll go next.
Make sure to watch everything.
I don't like this guy... not one bit. If I fail, you'll have to take him out."

"A-Are you certain?"

"Yes.
Champa's been awfully busy trying to sound desperate.
Yet I don't think he's even slightly afraid."

"You think this is all a ruse?"

"Maybe. Which is why I need you to pay attention.
Got it?"

"Yes!"

"Good."

The green man flies down and starts undressing in front of you.
As he tosses his cape and hat on the ground they make an audible thud before he starts cracking his knuckles.

>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails please?
>Hey guys! Can you toss me some water? I'm parched!
>Say nothing
>Other?
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>>3453790
>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails please?
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>>3453790
>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails please?
>Hey guys! Can you toss me some water? I'm parched
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>>3453790
>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails, please?
>>I had enough of that with the trial of pain when I gathered dragon balls thank you very much.
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>>3453790
>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails please?
>Hey guys! Can you toss me some water? I'm parched

I met some namekians once. One of them was very huge and amazingly knowledgeable about Earthling pop culture.
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>>3453790
>Say nothing

I feel like those two options might *somehow* give something away but maybe I'm just paranoid.

>"What, no knuckle tap like the last guy? You don't have to look so Intense, geez. I guess we should we get right to It then huh?"
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>>3453790
>>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails, please?
>>>I had enough of that with the trial of pain when I gathered dragon balls thank you very much.
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>>3453765
So like...are we just gonna ignore how Eric got the equation wrong?
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>>3453806
P E M D A S
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>>3453806
that better be bait
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>>3453810
So like..can we just me being an idiot
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>>3453806
Dude...
450x0.5=225
1000-225=775
Seems right.
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>>3453821
Yeah, i just messed up pemdas. Honestly I have no excuse
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Right.

Prepare yourselves, this will be a quick little update

>writing
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"Namekian huh? That's cool.
You know I met some Namekians once. Nice guys, especially the ones that are knowledgeable in Earth pop-culture.
But could you do me a favor and NOT use those nails? Thank you. I had enough of those for a lifetime."

"I suggest you cut that out!"

"Huh?"

"You may have fooled everyone else but I see right through you.
So you'd best drop the act and show what you're really made of!"

"I'll say it again... HUH?!
I was just being nice!"

"You want me to believe you're nothing more than Champas cook who got brought in because he couldn't find anyone else?
And that you still managed to beat Krillin?!"

You hear an almost unanimous shout of surprise coming from Universe 7.
"What? He's been pretending up until now?"

"Errr-"

"So what's your game then?
Are you another galactic tyrant pretending to be someone else?"

"What?!"
You shout in utter shock.
Looking over your shoulder you see Champa awkwardly looking away and whistling to himself.
"Thanks for that boss..."

>Say nothing
>Pretend to be offended and try to play the long con as long as possible
>Come clean
>Other?
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>>3453845
>Pretend to be offended and try to play the long con as long as possible
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>>3453845
>Come clean
Technically we're sort of the Demon King, actually. Kinda.
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>>3453845
>Pretend to be offended and try to play the long con as long as possible
>>"Hey, I am totally personal chef to Lord Champa, don't go making assumptions about people just cause they don't tell you their life's story the moment you meet! Way to be a jerk!"

Don't have the exact words, but basically take more offense to the insinuation that we're not a chef than the accusation of Galactic Tyranny. Then deliberately play it up until he drop's Frost's name and casually mention we killed the guy for trying to conquer Earth.
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>>3453845
>"He got me started on training, the rest just came naturally."
>"I am genuinely suprised how little control of my life I have had over the last few months. I accidentally managed to iseminate a planet."
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>>3453845
"You got me, I'm the most terrible, evil monster In U6. Frost doesn't hold a candle to my villany, wahaha. Seriously, yeah I'm stronger than you saw In the fight against Krillin, what of It? You are too aren't ya big guy?"
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>>3453857
Support.
Doesn't mean we can't be a nice guy too. Besides the demon king stuff was temporary really being a cook of God of destruction is my reall job.
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>>3453845
Hey man I really am champa's cook!
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>>3453845
>Other?

Piccolo's trying to bait us into saying more than we need to say.

Just simply reply that if any of them have any doubts about our background that Vados would be more than happy to vouch for our record as far as a lack of evil villainy is concerned.

>>3453868

Oh no, he discovered our plan to cook such delicious food that all of the Saiyans will be too busy gorging themselves on junk food to resist our galactic campaign. Whatever will we do?
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>>3453857
Support
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>I am the Demon King of Cooking from Superhell! Fear me!

Kek

>writing
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>>3453879
Yes. Give him a smartass reply or not at all. Maybe defend your Innocence but don't give anything away.

As In, If we say we're the demon king he expects magic. Which Is bad.
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>>3453883
Goddammit.

At least this will be entertaining.
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>>3453886
It's hilarious.
You know who else is/was a Demon King?
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>>3453890
No he was of demon tried do to how evil he was. That's like comparing Ken to Champa no contest.
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Actually, did the U10 refugees come watch? What about Sala? This would be a hilarious time for her to chime in. “Hell yeah D! Show that green nerd why they call you the Doomslayer!” “I mean... it’s mostly because *I* called me the Doomslayer...”
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>>3453897
You do know Piccolo and Slug are straight up considered actual literal Demons in universe?
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>>3453897
“No, he’d just mutated into a member of the corrupted Demon Tribe of Namkekians due to how evil he was.”

>>3453900
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>>3453908
It would be interesting if being touched by enough evil actually changed your powers into something demonic. Again, make “hellfighter” a technical term!
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>>3453908
Yup. Henc they are deamon tribe/clan.
https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Demon_Clan
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>>3453913
Tried was a typo meant tribe.
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>>3453917
You do realize I nicked that from GT, right?
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>>3453923
I do!
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"Hey asshole! I AM the personal chef of lord Champa! And proud of it!
If you so much as dare to insult my cooking I'll show you hell! Oh... and by the way... there is that. I technically hold the title of the demon king.
Right Vados?"
You look up.

"That is entirely correct.
Eric's the most wonderful little cook we've ever seen.
Lord Beerus can attest to that."

"Asifyousonsof-"

"I knew it! So you're a demon!"
The namekian points at you.

"No? I'm a human from Earth! I took that title!"

"Technically Eric you no longer have it."

"WHA-"

"Yeap.
What did you expect? You weren't around to defend it so it got taken."

"SONOVA-"
You hear a shout coming from WAY behind Champa and everyone looks in its direction.

"What was that?"

"I believe a stowaway my lord."

Everybody just waves off Salas surprised scream and returns their attention to the tournament.
"Hmph. Regardless you are still far more than you show."
The namekian continues.

"Oh please, when did I state I was weak exactly?
Y'all idiots just assumed so. And besides. I liked fighting that other guy, he was a good sport unlike a certain someone.
And besides... you talk like YOU aren't stronger than him!"

"Whatever.
I'll uncover the true extent of your abilities.
Even if I have to pry them with my nails."

"Okay! That's it!"
You shout.
"I told you! No claws!
If I so much as SEE you trying to scratch me I'll SHOW you why I USED TO BE the Demon King!"

"Erm..."
The referee awkwardly mutters in his mic.
"A-Are both contestants ready? Can we start now?"

"YES!"
You both shout at the same time.

"O-kay... BEGIN!"

You see the guy assuming his fighting stance and spreading his fingers apart in an attempt to display his claws to you.
Fuckin' asshole.

>Show him your true physical capabilities!
>He asked for this! He gets the STANCE!
>"Do you believe in magic?"
>Other?
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>>3453955
on one hand I want to hide our time abilities from gohan. on the other Piccolo may be strong enough that we need them to win. so for now

>Other? Use your psychic powers along with your true physical capabilities
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>>3453955
>>He asked for this! He gets the STANCE!
>>Okay asshole that’s it! I’ll break you in half!
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>>3453955
>He asked for this! He gets the STANCE!
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>>3453955
>Show him your true physical capabilities!
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>>3453955

>>3453966
This, reserve the stance for the kid
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>>3453955
>Show him your true physical capabilities!
>I'LL SHOW YOU WHY THEY CALLED ME THE BEST BOY BACK ON NAMEK!
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>>3453955
I’ll second this:

>>3453966
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>>3453955
>Show him your true physical capabilities!
>Use a small portion of your psychic powers, but NOT the timeskip unless we HAVE to.
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>>3453976
>>3453966
Supporting. My vote was basically this anyway but I didn't see It.

NO stance unless It would save us from a ring out.
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>>3453955
Do you believe in magic?
So very tempting buuut
>Show him your true physical capabilities!
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>>3453955
>>Show him your true physical capabilities!
>>Use a small portion of your psychic powers, but NOT the timeskip unless we HAVE to.
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>>3453975
Support
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>>3453955
>Show him your true physical capabilities!

Piccolo you giant green dick
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That is pretty one sided.
And not a bad choice all things considered.

Very well.
Roll the dice.
Best of 4
DC: 11 Crit: 15

>writing
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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3453998
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Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>3453998
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Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>3453998
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Rolled 12 (1d21)

>>3453998
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>>3454000
My god this tournament man
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>>3453553
>>3453664
>>3454000
So when do the panties start dropping?
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>>3454000
LOL
Nice trips too.
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>>3454000
This nigga is about to feel like when he saw Frieza turn his son into swiss cheese
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>>3454000
Shouldn't'a disrespected our mad cookin skillz, yo.
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>>3454000
“CONSERVE POWER! SHARPEN YOUR SENSES! RAISE YOUR OOWER TO THE MAX... AND DON’T LET ANY OF IT GO TO WASTE!!!”
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>>3454013
POWER*, damn it!
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>>3454013
is that a quote of something?
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>>3454000
Eric is such a chad he can give a dose to the doctor himself.
https://youtu.be/zo5l-1r8OMo
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>>3454018
The basics Vados taught us at the beginning of our forays into ki and martial arts.
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>>3454013
Absolutely this. Vados style best style.
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As you let out a sigh and assume your regular fighting stance you hear someone call your name from the audience.
"ERIC! KICK! HIS ASS!"

You look up and see Kale actually shouting at you while Caulifla is looking just as confused as you are.
Turning around you give her a wink and snap your fingers.
"You got it!"
Then you turn back and start shouting.
"AND TO ALL LADIES IN THE CROWD! You're welcome!"

You hear more than a few confused "what"s coming from the crowd before the Namekian finally attacks you.
By thrusting his arm out he shoots it out like some sort of gun, claws first of course.
As it approaches at an alarming rate you close your eyes and start chanting a mantra.

"Conserve. Sharpen. Raise to the maximum."
And when the Namekians hand reaches you... You grab it.
With your fingers entwined you grin at him.
"And don't let a drop go to waste!"

But it looks like your opponent doesn't exactly think what you did was anything special as he starts making his way to you in a rather... unique way.
By retracting his arm he actually pulls himself to you, readying another blow.
When he gets close you duck under it and-

*POOOOOOW*

The Namekian stops dead in place immediately and as his head falls over your shoulder he throws up some blood on the ground behind you.
"Purple huh? That's neat."

You let go of him and he starts stumbling backwards as he tries to regain his composure.
Meanwhile you hear the other Universe 7 folks slowly realizing what happened.
"Uh-oh."
Beerus is the first one.

"Uh-oh is right my lord."

"D-Did you guys see his fist?!
Or was that just me?"
Krillin gasps almost as loud as Piccolo.

"No... you definitely weren't imagining that honey..."

"Y-You mean he could've done that to ME?!"

"Yeap..."
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>>3454048
>"Uh-oh."

Yea that's what I fucking thought
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>>3454075
Huh either im lagging or the thread is weirdly silent
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>>3454082
Waiting on the next post in the fight!
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>>3454082
We're all just waiting.
Piccolo getting his shit pushed in is nice though.
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>>3454082
There is less shitposting than usual, but we're waiting for the second half of the update right now.
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>>3454084
>>3454085
>>3454087

Good reasons for no posts I guess. Kinda early of me to make assumptions huh
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>>3454090
He's been bodied before, he can probably take a bit of a beating unless we go for a ring out while he's stunned.
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>>3454082
Nah, just waiting for next part in anticipation
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Sorry folks. I've been busy having dinner since last post.
I'm back now though.
Await further posts
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>>3454099
Namek physiology is fucking insane
One of the reasons why Cell was such a bitch to kill. The other was Frieza
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>>3454105
We missed all of his vital organs.
ALLOFTHEM?
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>>3454099
We’re here to sweep up, and with another Saiyan on their roster we’re probably aiming for that ring out to conserve our strength and tricks.

>>3454105
As far as I’m concerned Namekians are basically plants made of pure muscle, while Frieza and his kind evolved from fucking tardigrades.
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>>3454105
There are 2 kinds of enemies in dragon ball.

1. They exceed your own power many times over

or

2. They have some type of super regeneration/immunity that makes them a bitch to put down.

or

3. Cannon Fodder
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>>3454111
And Hit.
God I love that dickhead
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>>3454111
3* fucking god damn it I knew I forgot something
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>>3454111
And then there's this guy.
Who is all 3.
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>>3454114
HIS TIMESKIP?

STATUS: UNBEATABLE.

ttthIS iS ThE STAN
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>>3454119
Who is that male version of femZamasu? There's so much weird Fanart nowadays
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>>3454114
I would actually love Hit if it weren't for his design.
It's just kinda lame.
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>>3454135
I quite like his design, though the purple head was kind of weird at first. His duster/combat suit aesthetic works well for him I think.
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>>3454135
Benis on head.
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"Holy crap!
B-But wait! If he can do that to Piccolo then he's at least Super Saiyan level!"

Vegeta then looks at him in disgust.
"See?
Maybe if the rest of your race was this talented then there wouldn't be any need for us to save the world all th time..."

"Hey! Cut it out Vegeta!
And don't talk so tough! This Earthling coudl've murdered you with one strike back when we first met you!
That's INSANE!"

"Yes. And?
Doesn't mean much now.
Besides, he's still painting you in a bad light."

"Damn straight."
18 concurs.
"I haven't seen Big Green getting punched like this since that time he had a dumb fight with 17."

As this conversation is going on the Namekian named Piccolo stumbles backwards while wiping some purple blood off his face.
He looks down at his stomach and sees a hole ripped through his shirt and beyond it some minor deformations in his muscles.
Placing his hand on the affected area he somehow conjures new fabric and fixes the tear in his outfit.

"Clothes Beam... Huh...
Neat."

"It looks like... I underestimated you.
Impressive."

"Wow. That's the first nice thing you said."

"Don't get used to it.
I won't make that same mistake again."
Raising both hands on his head he shouts.
"SOLAR FLARE!"

A brilliant flash of light comes out of nowhere, blinding you perfectly to the point that your eyes hurt.
"GOD DAMN IT! IT'S LIKE WALKING IN ON FROST WHILE HE'S IN THE SHOWER!
Wait a minute, Frost is always naked...
GAH!"

"Gotcha!"
Piccolo flies around you in an attempt to strike you in the back.
But as he does so he finds your arm swinging and your elbow burrowing in his cheeks.
He manages to do some backflips and recover but he can't do it before you manage to walk off the effects of his technique.
"H-How?"

You tap your head.
"You can blind me all you want. You can even hide your power level while you do so.
But you can't hide from me."

"Huh...
Okay. First time for everything I guess."
He raises his arms and touches his fingertips together.
"Then how about this?"

A yellowish energy begins to build up in the empty pocket of space between his palms.
This... does not feel good.

>He wants to clash? Okay.
>Blitz him before he can fire.
>Take it! Eric's the strongest there is!
>Other?
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>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire.
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>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire.
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>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire. Use a trick he won't expect.

He's probably expecting this, so use something unexpected to throw his timing/aim off and ring him out.
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>>3454149
>Wait till he's just about to fire then Time-Skip behind him and ask what he's aiming at
Show him why Time-Skip is unbeatable
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>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire. Use a trick he won't expect.
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>>3454158
Support.
Portal first interrupt!
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>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire.
We can't waste any energy
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I kinda feel like it would be funny if we just opened a portal to redirect his attack.
But I want to keep that secret.
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>>3454149
>Wait for him to fire it, then portal it back at him.

Why are you hitting yourself?
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>>3454149
It doesn’t sound like the Makankōsappō or the Hellzone Grenade but Eric should probably trust his instincts of “this can’t be good” and
>Blitz him before he can fire
No tricks though! Save those for Gohan!
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>>3454169
That's because it's the Light Grenade.
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>>3454169
Eh its light grenade.
https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Light_Grenade
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>>3454149
>>He wants to clash? Okay.
Sadly it won't win, this was probably the last chance of having a beam clash and winning.
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>>3454184
We have more opponents after him, so we can't risk losing energy to be cool.

We could possibly win a struggle against Gohan If we used our powers to basically cheat though. No way we match him with raw power.
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>>3454175
>>3454178
Man, I didn’t even know that thing had a name. Is it more of a thing in the games or am I just that out of touch after all this time?
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Okay. So rushing him wins
But please... if you are going to write in something don't make it so vague.
That's my job to basically allow you free will over the actions.

When you leave it up to me you are just setting yourself up for disappointment

>writing

Oh and please roll the dice once more
Best of 4
DC: 13 Crit:15
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Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>3454204
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Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>3454204
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Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>3454204
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Rolled 2 (1d21)

>>3454204
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>>3454201
I don't know where it came from.
Probably the jap dub. But I do know its name from games
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>>3454207
Awww.
The spree ended.
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>>3454210
I mean, we still critted him.
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>>3454149 #
>Blitz him before he can fire. Use a trick he won't expect.
Save the portals and timeskip for Gohan, use psy tricks only if completely necessary.
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>>3454204
>But please... if you are going to write in something don't make it so vague.
That's my job to basically allow you free will over the actions.

>When you leave it up to me you are just setting yourself up for disappointment

Good point Not-Som, we never specified what trick to use.

What should we reveal?

>Portals
>Stance/Timeskip
>Magic
>Spatial Control

I say
>Spatial Control

Redirect his attack enough to Ring-Out him.
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>>3454213
That's good. Just would have been awesome to finish 2 fights with all rolls being 21's.
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>>3454210
Only In this quest are players disappointed by a nat 20. It's still a big crit anon.
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>>3454217
Yea partial looks good.
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>>3454220
Spartal
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>>3454223
You ok man?
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I’m confused, were we specifically asked to specify how we blitz the attack before it fires or was it just a note for future attempts at write-ins? I don’t know why everyone is voting on what to reveal when the whole point was to play this as close to the vest as we can in preparation to fight Gohan.
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>>3454236
I meant that: Don't write vague shit like "Try something he won't expect" without specifying what that SOMETHING is.
And anons were kind enough to start discussing it between themselves to make my job easier
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>>3454242
Ah, gotcha!
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>Spatial Control
Get closer Piccolo can't escape or block the blast, but make sure the explosion doesn't reach you.
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*so Piccolo
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Yeah, if he thinks he'll be able to pull that shit off then he's in for a rude awakening.
You let Krillin charge his attack because he was nice, he doesn't get the same treatment.

"Wait..."
You crack a smile.
"Oh so that's it, huh?
Okay..."

As he charges his attack with ever louder screaming you kick off the ground and make your way towards him while zig-zagging around the place to make aiming harder.
When you get near him you fly to his side in an attempt to get as clear of his shot as possible... which is when you see what his actual plan was.
An extra arm sprouts from his shoulder and grabs you by the ankle.

"Gotcha!"
He shouts as he starts turning around to aim his blast at you.
"LIGHT GRENADE!"

"No.
Got you!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH9u4eZQGk8

You swipe with your hand and the so called "grenade" flies harmlessly past you as the fabric of space starts to curve at your will.
A few astonished "Oooh~"s come, mostly from the divine spectators while the rest are mostly staring dumbfounded.
Bringing your arms close to your body you start spinning around your axis at a ridiculous speed, fast enough to twist the Namekians newly sprouted appendage right out of its socket.
And as you land on all fours you stare up at your opponent who prepares to punch you.

Standing up you strike him first with a series of machine gun-like punches which manage to stagger him.
Jumping up you look down at him.
"And now I'll show you why you don't fuck with the Best Boy of Namek!"
You start forming a black ball in front of you as you chant.
"Null...."

In response the Namekian grunts and begins to shoot many, many, many ki blasts in your general direction.
The attacks linger in the air for a moment before he brings his hands down on you.
"HELLZONE GRENADE!"

"LAAAAAAANCE!"

You shoot the straight blast at the tired Namekian while quickly bringing your arms around you and begin distorting space.
The anomaly closes around you and encases your body in a bubble of null space. What was meant to be a "grenade" was apparently powerful enough to shake even your secluded little area down to its core and even crack it in a few places but it still couldn't reach you.

As you unlock your little pocket space you get to see your opponent spread out on the ground with the referee counting.
"NINE! TEN!
CONTESTANT PICCOLO IS OUT!"
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>>3454266
Get fucked Big Green.
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>>3454266
Thanks Piccolo, for the REAL warm up.

Energy status: Near Peak

Gohan Info: Minimal

We did good guys, we did good.
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>>3454266
Looks like Piccolo got his daily dose!
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Get rekt u7! Now we gotta punish gohan for being a damn failure for both his races.
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As you get declared the winner Beerus starts growling.
"OKAY CHAMPA! WHAT THE HELL?!"

*whistles*

"DON'T PULL THIS SHIT! NOBODY BELIEVES IT ANYMORE!
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS GUY?!"

"Hehehe... I suppose I'm caught red handed.
But it doesn't matter for you've already fallen into my trap!
You see ladies, gentlemen and those unfortunate enough to be born without a gender... This entire tournament has gone just. As. Planned!"

"Grrrrr..."

"You see friends, my boy Eric is not just my personal Chef...
But he's been trained by Vados herself!"

"I knew it..."
Whis sighs.
"Sister... Why is it that when something strange and frightening happens it's always related to you in some way?"

"Oh Whis... You are one to talk!
I'm not the one who handed godly power to a bunch of Saiyans."

"True.
But don't tell me you aren't planning to do it."

"Not anymore!"
As the gods are busy bickering or gossiping between themselves the mortals have a few... mixed reactions to all this.

Most mortals, especially the "Earthlings" of Universe 7 are cowering in fear.
"I-Is this guy really an Earthling?"
The blue haired woman asks.
"He's a monster! Just like Vegeta and Goku!"

"Y-Yeah!"
Krillin confirms.

But there are also those who find this performance of yours... interesting.
Many of whom are ladies whose eyes are sparkling when they look at you....
Unfortunately even they PALE in comparison to one guy.

"Oooooooh! Did you guys SEE THAT? HAHHHHAAAAA!
This guy is great! Ooof! Now I'm getting excited!"

"Yeah dad... I can see him...
You could at least pretend to not root for him while I have to fight him."

"Aw don't be like that Gohan! You're gonna be fine!"

"I... can't tell if you're serious or not and that's very concerning."

But Gohans wife stands up to comfort him.
"Don't worry Gohan! We'll be rooting for you!
Isn't that right Pam?"

"GUGU!"

"Thanks Videl!
Now I feel much better!"

But as they are going on you see your opponent on the ground.
He really looks like shit. Maybe you overdid it a little. But you honestly didn't expect him to sprout a new arm.

>Help him up
>Nah. He was a douche, he got what he deserved
>Other?
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>>3454284
On the upside Gohan won't see most of our tricks coming, on the downside the power gap Is actually still Immense. He may not have earned It, but he has received many Toriyama plot powerups over the years and could compete with Dypso and such In the ToP.

That being said, I hope we curbstomp the fuck out him and embarrass him In front of his entire family.
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>>3454295
>Help him up
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>>3454295
>Help him up

The namekians of our universe named us their kin because of our generosity. And as Guru told to us, being a good boy will not be enough. We must be the Best Boy.
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>>3454295
>Help him up
Eric is a good boy
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>>3454295
>Help him up
Let's not be a dick about it.
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>>3454295
>>Help him up

He's kind of a dick, but we still must aspire to Best Boi status.
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>>3454295
>Help him up
>Tell him It was a good match. Maybe he should have brought out that last trick earlier, would have helped.

It's a tournament, show some sportsmanship even If Piccolo Is kind of rough around the edges.
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>>3454295
>>Help him up
Piccolo... why didn't you DODGE!?
>>
>Goku going full Waku Waku
God damn it I knew this was coming.
It's only going to get worse when we fully open the bag of tricks.
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>>3454295
“Uh... Guys? Can we get our boy here one of those Senzu pill things you gave Captain Widow’s Peak? Letting him die just to disqualify me seems like a dick move after all the effort he put in.”
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>>3454295
>Help him up
He might have been sorta douchy but it's still just a tournament, let's be a good sport
>>
We've hardly used any of our tricks.
We even have Awakened mode as a last resort.
Portals will be fun too
We've got time bullshit to fall back on as well.
And the dimension of fuck you
Also magic.
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>>3454295
>help him up
>you should learn to dodge
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>>3454325
Considering the most they've seen is Eric's physical prowess and some psychic ability, the best strategy for this fight might just be to stop holding back and go full balls to the wall psychomagicki fuckery. We don't really have a reason to hold off at this point, and going full force would completely throw Gohan off.
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>>3454295
Ah fuck, Goku's all interested in us now. That's not good. I'm glad we at least didn't show off too many of our tricks before the Gohan fight, a SSJ3 tier opponent is bad enough even with all our tricks intact.
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Sportsmanship GO!

>writing
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>>3454347
Nono, It's good that Goku's Interested In us. Kinda. Think about It this Is the last match, If we beat Gohan we win the tournament. It doesn't matter If Goku wants to fight because he's out.

Though If Goku *does* want to fight we may as well pull a Hit and see how far we can push ourselves against him. Secret optional boss get.
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>>3454355
So...
Uh.
Super Dragon Balls.
If we win, what do we wish for?
Potara that last for as long as you're wearing the earring?
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>>3454359
I....can't really think of anything. It's Champa's wish anyway so it doesn't really matter what we think.
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>>3454359
Big peepee
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>>3454359
I thought we'd do the whole 'Kefla exists as her own person' thing we talked about. The girls could always learn the fusion technique If they needed to fight an opponent way stronger than them. Hmm, KaleIfa? Fusion name's a work In progress.

Think about It. We can have a threesome consisting of four of the same two girls.
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>>3454359
There's two wishes that come to mind, for me.
Independent Kefla...
Or Good-Aligned Buu so we can trust him more.
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>>3454366
> It's Champa's wish
I suppose that’s technically true... does u7 have anything that needs fixing so he can call it even with his brother for the Earth thing?
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>>3454377
I'm sure there are a lot of stray cats and dogs on their Earth too.
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>>3454377
I can... only come up with something petty for Beerus.
Not 5 cm's petty but still pretty petty

Anything seriously wrong with his Universe he'd probably just outsource for someone else... or leave as is because it's too much work
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You fly down to the ground and walk up to the guy you just beat the shit out of.
Almost immediately his friends freeze and await what you want to do but when they actually see what you had in mind they sigh with relief.
Extending your hand you grin to the guy.

"Sorry about that.
But you really shoulda dodged!"

"Heh... I guess you're right."
He takes your hand as you try to help him up.
"And I'd like to apologize for all that as well. I wanted to get you riled up so you'd spill the beans."

"I figured.
Water under the bridge. 'Sides, winners can't really complain."

He... smiles?
His facial features contort like they aren't really used to this.
"Well I'm just glad I didn't die back there.
Seriously, you pack a serious punch."

"Heh... so do you.
If you used that last move earlier I would've been in trouble."

He shakes his head.
"It takes a lot of energy. If I use it and it doesn't work that basically guarantees I loose.
And you saw how much setup it takes."

"Yeap.
Well anyways, good game."

"Yes. Well played."
He shakes your hand.
"By the way... what did you mean by "Best Boy of Namek?"
He asks in utter confusion.

"Eh... don't think about it too much.
Maybe if you're interested I'll tell it after the final match."

"I'll hold you to that."
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>>3454376
I think making a permanent Kefla is just a bit strange.
Especially after confessing to Caulifla and Kale already.
No time limit fusion that can be ended at will however lets Kefla actually experience life for longer than an hour.
Also make the things indestructible or self repairing for good measure.
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The Kefla thing should probably wait until we’ve talked it out with the girls first.
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>>3454389
>>3454384
Yeah I have to agree, it would be sorta weird to spring up. Especially since they seem to be warming up to Eric's confession, it would be a bit too much to pile on.
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>>3454381
Would be hilarious (though plot breaking) if we threw to Gohan and Beerus wished for Eric to be transferred to their universe as his attendant
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As the Namekian leaves you he flies back up to his friends where Beerus is really, REALLY going to town on his last participant.
"NOW LISTEN HERE GOKU JUNIOR!
You go out there and beat that guy right away!
Go full power and knock him out! OR ELSE!"

"L-Lord Beerus I-"

"Gohan."
Piccolo approaches the lad.

"Ah Mister Piccolo!
Thanks for the save!"

"Did you catch all that?"

"Y-Yes.
I was watching intently."

"And?
Because I'll be honest I'm more confused by what I saw rather than enlightened."

"R-right... It is a bit strange.
But I think I got something."

"Hmmmm?"
Beerus raises an eyebrow.

"His Ki feels weak because he has incredible control over it...
Basically despite feeling like he's holding back he's actually going all out."

"Good observation Sir Gohan!"
Whis commends the boy.

"But that's all...
I think Krillins psychic theory holds water. But not the way we thought."
The crowd around Gohan watches him intently.
"It appears he can actually manipulate space itself to some degree.
That's how he manipulated Krillin and defended himself from your attack."

"Very good! That is all correct!"
The angel goes on.

"So Whis... does this mean we can win?"
Beerus asks him.

"Oh I think we'll just have to see.
But if Gohan can keep this up he might figure out his opponent quick enough for it to matter.
Ohohohohoho!"

"Urgh...
And you wonder why nobody likes angels?
Stupid smug-"

But while they keep arguing the boy flies down into the ring and starts introducing himself.
"I am Son Gohan.
And this is where the tournament ends for you."

"Oooooh! You know, the green guy said something like that.
And I'm still here. I'd watch what I say because it's gonna be really awkward when I sweep my third opponent."

"My friends all lost to you so that I could observe and understand you.
I won't let them down. And I certainly won't let my guard down against you."
He then strikes a very similar pose to Gokus stance. Like father like son as they say.

You grin at this.
"Oh friend...
I don't think you understand... at all."
Then you look up.

>Lord Champa! This is for you!
>Girls! This is for you!
>Kids! This is for you!
>Other?
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>>3454401
That would be rather petty, steal Eric away from his friends and family, all to be forced to serve a god of destruction.

Basically the same Job as before, but the context would be almost hell for Eric considering what he'd lose.
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>>3454412
>Everyone, this Is for you! For everything you've brought me, I give everything I have to fight for you In this match!
>Now come on, lets give them a show!
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>>3454412
>Everyone, this Is for you! For everything you've brought me, I give everything I have to fight for you In this match!
>Now come on, lets give them a show!
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>>3454416
support
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>>3454412
>Everyone, this Is for you! For everything you've brought me, I give everything I have to fight for you In this match!
>>Now come on, lets give them a show!
Nonanswers are the best answers!....wait
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>>3454416
Supporting
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>>3454416
Supporting this
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>>3454416
>>3454419
>>3454424
For every lesson I was taught, for every spar I’ve fought, for every trial and foe I’ve overcome, for all the friends and family cheering me on... here’s everything I’ve got!
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Alright. I'm not even gonna waste time with this one.
Strap in lads. Because this ride might be a bit bumpy.

ROLL THE DICE!
Best of 5
DC:20 No Crit

>writing
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>>3454455
>Gohan:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>3454455
Lol
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>>3454455
hahahaha yes
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VICTORY LAP
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>>3454455
Ok, glad we didn't outright embarrass ourself after that smack talk and speech
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>>3454455
>>3454460
>Eric is fighting someone far more powerful then he is
>Strong enough to crush him like an ant
>Eric: This must be Tuesday!

Also, holy fucking hell guys, Eric's been Critting this entire damn tournament. This is great!

Have we managed to seduce 18 yet?
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>>3454466
No.
But if she wasn't married she'd jump the bone already
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>>3454455
Nothing feels quite as good as all the hardcore training paying off on the big stage at last.
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>>3454466
It's weird how good he is at fighting people stronger than him. It probably helps that everyone else just sort of tries to overpower their opponent. Except Piccolo and the humans but their big idea is to just pack a ton of power into one attack and hit above their weight class and while that has merit those attacks almost never hit.
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>>3454455
>>3454460
Poor Gohan. This tournament doesn’t really mean anything to him; if anything it’s probably more of an inconvenience and a nuisance assuming he’s not still trying the whole “forge my own path” shtick he was spouting right before the Tournament of Power.

Meanwhile, our boy Eric is over here like
https://youtu.be/ny24zPeQLks
at the peak of his own personal journey to improve himself and answer all the expectations and hopes his friends and family have for him. Hell, beating Gohan is basically the last nail in the old Eric’s coffin, burying the complacent no-name pizza delivery guy that had let himself be cowed by death and oblivion in favor of the intrepid human with his sights on stars and the rest of the universe.
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>>3454455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m7sIgKlu3U

HELL YES. We are the hype!
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Sorry guys, but I think that using the wish to get Kefla as a waifu will be strange no matter what we do. Kale and Caulifla know not only that Eric has a thing for Kefla, but also that he feels something for them (and in Kale's case it's probably mutual, even if she trowed him through a window). If we pull the Kefla stuff from nowhere everyone is going to freak out, the girls will get hurt and then they'll hurt Eric.
This ship has been fine as a way to make Eric a more complex character, but I can't see a way for QM to make it feel natural and not ruining our relationship with Kale and Caulifla at the same time. Why do we have to risk so much to get the near impossible ending?, we alredy have several top tier girls we can waifu without using a wish that literally can repair any evil ever done and make a multiversal utopia real in seconds, like Sala, Kale, Caulifla, Vados...mmm, Vados.
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>>3454490
The instant Eric confessed was the death of the Kefla wish
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>>3454492
Wrong
>>3454490
Don't overthink it. Saiyans won't.
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>>3454490
>>3454492
The best we can do is infinite duration potara that can be cancelled at will.
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>>3454497
Wrong, kefla is still the ultimate waifu and all you have weak wills
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>>3454497
Honestly, we need to shelf the whole thing until we have a better grip on how fusion works and our relationship with the girls.
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>>3454501
The logic of a weakling and a coward!
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>>3454494
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Kale and Caulifla will see Eric as a weirdo, Caulifla will get angry and beat him to a pulp, Kale will be shocked, then she'll cry, then she will go berserker and beat Eric to a pulp. Simple reactions with really negative effects.
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>>3454500
I'm on team Kafka shes best wifu
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>>3454508
Yeah, nah.
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>>3454505
Bah! Nothing but the mad ravings of a man who can't accept the truth!
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"Everyone, this is for you! For everything you've brought me, I give everything I have to fight for you in this match!
For every lesson I was taught, for every spar I’ve fought, for every trial and foe I’ve overcome, for all the friends and family cheering me on... here’s everything I’ve got!"
With your speech finished you start turning around.
"Now come on, lets give them a-"

*BOOOOOM*

You feel an immensely powerful punch striking you in the cheek.
And as your heels dig a trench in the stone of the arena you hear Gohan cockily interrupting you.
"Sorry. You were wide open!"
But whatever he wanted to say afterwards stops as he sees your reaction.

Popping your jaw back in place and wiping some blood off your cheeks you give him a grin.
"Ooooooh this is not gonna end for you I can already tell."

"What... are you?"

"A man. The man.
The man whose foot you'll have to dislodge in about... I don't know, five minutes?
Ten tops!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBm2sNYPAyo

You assume your fighting pose now and charge him.
Exchanging a few blows you start to notice a few things.

First: His fists are like two anvils tied to jet thrusters.
Second: He's fast. Much faster than you.
And third: He really has no place here.

When he's not flailing around like a drunk in a common barfight throwing attacks randomly, he uses rudimentary martial arts moves that seem to draw both from Krillins school and that Namekians.
But unlike either of them he doesn't "use" those moves...
Instead he seems to have the attacks and techniques memorised and he simply performs them sequentially.
Gone are the fluid motions and the moves flowing into one another like water. This man... this boy feels like a machine rather than a fighter.

Crossing your amrs you take a full frontal punch which sends you flying and makes both your arms numb.
But aside that you haven't really suffered much damage. Granted you didn't inflict either... but you weren't trying yet.
"Boooooooy... This is going to be really embarassing in a second."
You sigh.

"If you're trying to gloat I got some news for you.
I got you against a wall! The powergap between us is astronomical.
Even if you had unlimited time and stamina it'd still take years for you to beat me!"

"And don't think I don't apreciate your math professor... *chuckle*
By far you are the most powerful opponent I ever had. You are stronger AND faster than me multiple times...
However!"
You smile.
"You will never... EVER... defeat me."

Gohan then raises an eyebrow.
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>>3454514
Gohan has more experience, but Eric has a genuine love for this lifestyle. It starting to show what wins out.
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I've seen too many quests ruined by a waifu war, as a Herald of peace and bearer of the anons collective wisdom (none) I propose something: >Learn doctor manhattan's space-time multiform.
>Get a harem.
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>>3454524
>Harem endings
How dare you bring in such garbage
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>>3454524
That's a funny way of saying marry femZamasu
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>>3454514
Gohan has no fighting spirit! No will to win! And that is why he'll job here
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>>3454514
For you see...
My time skip...
IS UNBEATABLE!
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>>3454524
NEVAR
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>>3454524
>learn Dr. Manhattan's space-time multiform
>learn Dr. Manhattan's space-time
>learn Dr. Manhattan

And interesting idea, but let's not forget how out of touch being him made him. That way lies madness.
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>>3454523
Gohan has experience, but he’s rusty and doesn’t really have a passion for fighting. He has he most potential for power, but he’d rather raise his family and do research. Nothing wrong with that, barring that he’s trying to compete against professionals and may be responsible for protecting the Earth.

Eric on the other hand has recent and fresh experience and has made fighting and improving the highlight of his life.
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>>3454524
Nah, the unlimited duration cancellable potara lets us go for all 3.
Kefla right now is limited to one hour and if the two want to fuse again they have to wait however long the potara cool down is.
I just want people to understand this.
Also unlimited duration potara can be useful outside of fusing Kefla, if they are needed.
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>>3454524
Anon please, Caulifa and Kake are the closest we'll get to a legitimate polygamous relationship in setting....well unless Vados is open to this kind of thing-NO FUCK WE ALREADY GOT WHAT WE COULD WE CAN'T RISK GOING ANY FURTHER WITHOUT HENTAI WORLD RULES
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>tfw you will never be as good a husbando to Caulifla and Kale as this card
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>>3454538
I guess we could maybe wish for them to have their own personal potara the three of them can use to fuse and unfuse as they see fit.
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>>3454543
>Cabba

Oh yeah, we still have to kill him for our sister thinking he's hot don't we? Can't forget that, it's important.
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>>3454543
Beerus got demoted.
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>>3454524
We are in a harem anon. Planet Plant has bared us 3 children
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>>3454552
Hahahahah!!!
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>>3454554
Now that I think about it Planet Plant didn't consent to having our soul juice forced into it.
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"You see... I can tell you're a Saiyan 'cause of the eyes.
I got a lot of practice staring into 'em. But you are the worst excuse of a space monkey I've ever seen."
Pointing at the Universe 7 pavilion you continue.
"Those two that I've faced before may not be the strongest... but they have spirit!
They can and know how to fight... You on the other hand? You are the one that does not belong here at all.
You may have the blood of the saiyans but you most certainly don't have their heart!"

Charging him you start raining blows on the boy who effortlessly blocks all of your punches.
"THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE GOING FOR YOURSELF IS BIG NUMBERS! YET YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND AMONGST THESE GIANTS! YOU MAKE ME SICK!"

Vegeta then looks at his wife.
"You see Bulma? This is why I insist on training Trunks."

*sigh*
"I don't even care anymore."

"And Kakarot... if your son looses this I suggest disowning him."

While the folks related to Gohan are conversing the boy himself is getting annoyed by your efforts.
Your strikes do little more than tickle him and as such, your words irritate him.
"Who is this Earthling to say these things?" He asks himself.
Finally he has enough and unleashes an omni directional burst of ki from his body.
"ENOUGH!"
You fly backwards as his aura swells.
"KAMEHAMEHA!"

He fires off a wave much bigger and much more powerful than the one Krillin did.
But you dodge it all the same. It's kinda predictable once you realize these folks are liable to just throw it out whenever.
"Did I touch a nerve?"

"YES! And you'll regret that!
Go ahead! Start using your space distortion! I'm ready for it!
And I'll make you regret ever using it!"

"I doubt that."

>Do as he tells you...
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
>Now... let's even the playing field a bit! (Awaken)
>Other?
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>>3454558
So you're saying we're a mindrapist?
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>>3454560
>>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !

I literally flipped a coin to choose between this and Awakening.
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !

Awaken is for the big finish, if we even need it at this rate
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>>3454560
>Now... let's even the playing field a bit! (Awaken)

A general power boost is better to use right now and when he starts losing it even more going for close combat bring out the stance
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
He won't be expecting this at all
>>3454563
Nah, it's not mindrape if they had hearts in their mind's eye or whatever stupid bullshit.
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
MY TIMESKIP
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>>3454560
>>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
>>Come on boy. Your so strong right? Your 'worthy' of standing among these titans right? THEN PROVE IT AND MAKE ME GET SERIOUS.
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !

Maybe try to aim for pressure points and stuff to jack up his limbs? It won’t kill him (but will hurt like a bitch) and it’ll even up the playing field.
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
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>>3454565
>>Come on boy. Your so strong right? Your 'worthy' of standing among these titans right? THEN PROVE IT AND MAKE ME GET SERIOUS.

I'm adding this to my vote because more antagonism.
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Kinda mean saying to disown him.
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One last time: USE THE WISH TO HELP THE MULTIVERSE, NOT TO GET A WAIFU, we can use the normal dragon balls to wish for better potara, and wishing a waifu will be selfish as fuck, just do the right thing and help every good hearted being in the multiverse to help themselves, wish for every good being that has been unfairly killed to have a second chance like we did, just don't ask the god dragon for new earrings
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>>3454560
>>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
There has never been a better time to say that.
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>>3454582
I want the Multiverse to end and the Zenos to cry!
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I believe we said enough for now. It time to focus and teach him his place. Power doesn't mean everything gohan.
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>>3454582
I don't want to make such a massive wish because that shit gets the attention of every Kaioshin, every Angel, every GoD, El Grande Padre AND the two Zenos.
Also wouldn't that bring back a few of the U7 Saiyans?
It's kinda tempting, really.
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>>3454586
Lewd!
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>>3454588
>>3454585
D E L E T E ! ! !
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>>3454582
If we even do get the wish which i doubt. I honestly have no idea what to wish for. I dont think our fight with frost killed any bystanders, we already used a namek wish on helping the rebellion on planet Plant, and the Namekians are probably good thanks to the wish we let them have.

I can't think of any non-selfish wishes right now besides maybe another wish for planet plant cause they seem to still be struggling a bit
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>>3454593
Bring every single good hearted person who wasn't killed by natural causes back to life.
Major amounts of bullshit ensue.
Even more if the super dragonballs extend to other timelines.
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>>3454600
>Many worlds suddenly overpopulate
Hmmm
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>>3454552
Time for Gohan Blanco to go Gohan Deado

>writing

And... Raise your hands (/._.)/
DC: 10 Crit: 17
Best of 4
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All the evil people should come back as well for a second chance! the Materium is a proving ground!
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>>3454582

Wishing back a race of worthless individuals won't accomplish anything since if they don't bring anything to the universe be it their good or bad. Champa is gonna just erase them again.

Remember the gods want mortals that help better the universe as a whole and get rid of the useless ones sooner or later. Hell the only reason we came back was because of the food on u7 earth. But the only reason u7 earth didn't get erased was because of beerus liking the potential the sayains had, who lucky lived on earth and that goku did help save the universe a number of times.
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>>3454581
Vegeta is kind of an asshole like that.

But it seems that Gohan has fallen into the very insidious mindset that numbers trump everything. He’s getting lazy and needs a wake up call. If he wants to be a good protector along with his private life, he can do it. But he can’t halfass it. Hopefully he’ll get a wake up call from this and go back to being the humble half Saiyan who speaks softly but carries a big stick.
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>>3454615
thank you for being slow
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>>3454613
Barely passed. Guess we're a better motivational speaker than we thought!
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>>3454609
>>3454611
>>3454612
>>3454613
OOF.
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>>3454613
>>3454612
>>3454611
>>3454609

Looks like Gohan is getting serious too.
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>>3454613
WHEW. We are running on fumes now.
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Whelp. Of course the pointless reroll option is the one that crits. Guess its time for this.
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>>3454613
>>3454612
>>3454611
>>3454609
Huh, guess we really pissed him off, we were destroying too. Well at least we're going to give the audience a real show.
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>>3454613
That was WAY too close.
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>>3454620
>Gohan
The motherfucker who got and STILL GETS every chance in the universe... and fucks up every time.

How many times did he win?
Once? And even then he cocked that up with his usual schtick of getting arrogant once he starts dominating the oppositioin.

These are his only two settings:
>Useless
And
>Dominating until his Ego makes him fuck up
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>>3454609
>>3454611
>>3454612
>>3454613
>Finally get to the big final clash
>Job

I was kind of expecting this. At least it wasn't a complete failure.
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>>3454628
If we do start running on fumes then we can refuel with our pocket dimension of energy
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>>3454600
This but also asking for some sort of security measure that ensures they won't be killed again by evil people, at least until they are strong enough to defend themselves in a fair fight (and give them enough resources so they can live without having to fight each other to survive, basically a multiversal utopia for everyone willing to live in peace).
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>>3454639
Eh, we've got more tricks up our sleeves.
Awakening and portalling will help.
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>>3454637
I also headcanon that the trauma of the Cell Games, and the sheer RAGE and sadism that SS2 seemed to inflict on him left a lasting impression that put him off serious martial arts for a long time.

He still has the saiyan drive for a challenge, he's just challenging his mind by being a FUCKING NERD instead of being a martial arts autist.
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>>3454643
The Material World is a proving ground, Good and Evil are natural forces and one should not be favored over the other.
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>>3454639
Eh I wouldn't say we jobbed, that would be us failing to reach even the normal DC, I'd say we're doing decently right now.
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>>3454639
It kinda happens everytime doesn't it? It was like that with Abraka and Frost so I'm not worried.
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>>3454643
>suddenly Freeza has to deal with millions of pissed off immortals
Lol.
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>>3454646
This actually helps me rationalize Gohan's lack of training, thanks.
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>>3454646
The thing is... that theory doesn't hold up simply because he NEVER had it in him.
Maybe if Chichi wasn't such a retarded thot and allowed him to train then MAYBE he'd have a backbone.

But nope.

That stupid ho said "Fuck it if the world gets destroyed! My son needs a PhD!"
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I'm personally hoping that Champa takes the wish and uses it on something to "repay universe 7" for reviving everyone after the tournament of power/Beerus using the wish on our earth.

I dont want to deal with a Super dragonball wish vote/war right now
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>>3454647
I mean...
No?
Good and Evil are real things that really exist.
U7 earth literally killed every bad person when they ressurected humanity after Buu killed them but not the evil people.
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>>3454655
Yes, and that got Shadow Dragons on their asses.
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>>3454655
>Armageddon was actually Buu and all sinners got sent to literal hell.
>All according to Keikaku
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>>3454653
I do agree Chichi needed to stop being fucking stupid about studying and getting into a good school when the fucking world will be end if he doesn't fight.

Kinda hard to get a good education when everyone's fucking dead lady!

But Gohan did seem to enjoy physical pursuits a lot more before the Cell Games. Goku dying and him having to step up as the man of the house probably didn't help anything.
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>>3454660
The Shadow Dragons are retarded.
Something about negative energy?
Every GT villain is dumb.
Baby is the least dumb
Super 17 is pretty shit
The shenrons are super fucking shit.
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>>3454660
Anon that's GT, that was never actually canon
>>3454662
....huh
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Okay guys, as much as it sounds like a good thing I'm pretty sure Eric can put together how bad an idea it is to revive every good person, especially with immortality
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>>3454664
>>3454665
The aspects Toriyama likes ARE canon!

>>3454666
Fuck no, Satan!
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>>3454663
>Gohan finally takes the lead in a fight
>maintains it
>gets cocky
>fucks up harder than Vegeta ever did
>also his dad is dead
This exact scenario works for Gohan vs Buu too. Just with his adoptive dad instead.
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You alter your strength a bit which immediately gets some attention from the onlookers.
"This is... THE STANCE!"

Suddenly you hear a voice.
"GOHAN WATCH OUT!"
Coming from both Goku and Piccolo which Champa doesn't take well.

"HEY! NO BACKSEATING!"

You charge Gohan but right before meeting him you disappear and then promptly reappear somewhere else.
The boy is quick, much quicker than you anticipated and manages to somewhat mitigate the damage.
He dodges a bit so your open palm only grazes him but he still winces from it.
Throwing a punch with enough force that it creates a gust of wind he throws you away.

Hissing in pain he reaches for his arm.
"Damn... Time-skip? Really?"

"Oh? You heard of it then?"

"Yeah... My dad fought Hit before!
And beat him!"

"That's not how I heard it!"

Meanwhile up at the spectator seats the U7 guys are loosing their minds.
"T-Time skip as well?!"
Krillin shouts.
"Just how much was he holding back?!"

"M-More than we thought!"
Piccolo concludes.

At the same time you break in your shoulder a bit.
"Well... That didn't have quite the explosive result I hoped for.
Let's see..."

>Flash fist crush!
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
>Now... it's time to sprinkle in some magic!
>Other?
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>>3454668
Over population. Increase in resource burning. The ideal good differing. Forcing immortality on people. Seriously this doesn't sound bad on paper, but it is a terrible idea. Trust me, I'm satan.
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>>3454671
Yeah, that's another thing with Gohan. As much as I love the guy, when he gets a powerup it invariably goes to his head, and he gets cocky and fucks it up. It's kind of an ongoing thing with him until Super.
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
MY TIME SKIP
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>>3454671
Buu is arguably worse due to Gohans own hubris.

>Calls his enemy a retard
>Gets outsmarted by him five minutes later

Some genius...
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
Bring out the big guns one at a time, afterwards magic, then time+space+magic then we awaken when he decides to power up.
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
YOU WILL FUEL OUR GROWTH, GOHAN.
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>>3454639
Passing the DC isn’t exactly jobbing.

But we might need to get creative here instead of just assuming that timeskip
And RNG will keep favoring us.

We need some inventive combos of magic and time lag and space distortion. Falling into a creative rut is a death sentence here since desperate clashes are when we invent the craziest shit.
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
>Ascend while we do it.
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>>3454674
>Now... it's time to sprinkle in some magic!
Bitches don't kno bout my magic missile.
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>>3454674
>Now... it's time to sprinkle in some magic!
Just wanna try it
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
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>>3454675
>Over population. Increase in resource burning.
Looks like we got our next villain
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>>3454674
>>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
If this doesn't work, time for an Awakening!
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>>3454674
>>Space warping into a bending Flash Fist Crush.

He knows we have Timeskip and he knows we can bend space. We can't go Full Hit here cause he will expect it. We need to give him enough rope to hang himself and then hit him with the surprise.
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery
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>>3454674
>DON'T USE LANGUAGE, THE KIDS ARE WATCHING!
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
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>>3454674
>>Flash fist crush!
>>Time for more... advanced time fuckery
Can't we use both?
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Changing my vote from this >>3454688 to this >>3454684
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>>3454678
Super Buu was actually pretty smart in a way.
Gohan was such a fucking retard there.
To be fair though, I don't recall if the Kaioshin bothered to tell him about absorption.
Buuuut he should have figured something was up.
Him getting absorbed and managing to fumble the earring catch is the most embarrasing he has ever been.
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>>3454690
Fuck it, adding
>Awaken while we do it.
to my vote, because why not.
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>>3454674
>Other: all of the above
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
>Now... it's time to sprinkle in some magic!

Get him into a defensive tempo, then use portals underneath his feet to trip him up. Then take the opportunity to land one of those gravity bombs on him, then open up more portals to land some flash fists on him while he's down.
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To clarify: Advanced fuckers = Time-lag
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>>3454687
Changing from this to
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
Really don't wanna just out ascended form this early as he might outlast our transformation
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>>3454701
Because it exhausts us and it's still pretty early.
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>>3454700
he saw gotenks and piccolo getting absorbed before he got absorbed. he has no excuse
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>>3454706
None of that is magic anon...
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>>3454707
I thought we were gonna fuck the timeline like Barry, and create a time baby while we're at it.
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>>3454713

Really? I could've sworn we did a gravity bomb type spell while we were in Makai.
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>>3454674
>boy
I just realized, Gohan is around 22 if you include his years in the time chamber. Wouldn't he be nearly the same age as Eric? He might even be a little older, how old is Eric?
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I mean, unless we missed something, this is Base Gohan. He's not a SS and I doubt we'd miss the PL Jump from Mystic. So I'd hold off on transforming until he does.

Unless we somehow missed the Mystic Power Up Not Som?
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>>3454713
Gravy bomb is.
Part magic at least
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>>3454709
*shrugs* Well no one else seems to be voting for the add-on anyways.
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>>3454684
Supporting, time to pop a xan
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>>3454701
>>3454709
Yeah, until we've mastered that technique it basically gets the kaioken treatment: a quick pulse here or there or going all-in on the finisher.
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>>3454716
I can't see Eric being any older than 20, really.
It's more a way of looking down on him anyway.
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>>3454722
It's not a technique necessarily, more a state. I don't think we can nust pulse in and out without some serious practice first. In fact for all we know turning it on and off could exhaust even faster than just using it as is.
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>>3454716
Gohan in comparison to the other fighters is like a child playing grown-up which is why he is getting called "boy"

he "shouldn't even be here" after all
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>>3454725
Then it's definitely strictly finisher material for now.
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>>3454718
Gohan is ultimate in his base though.
The magical Toei bang is retarded.
Base Gohan gets slapped by the Trio de Dangers.
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>>3454724
20 makes the most sense really
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>>3454724
I read him more as 22-24, going nowhere fastand stuck in a dead-end job with no idea what he wants from life apart from "something more".

Then something more accosted him in the street and he made it spaghetti, and the rest is history.
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So I read that as time-lag+magic

Any objections?

If not then...
Roll the dice!
Best of 4
DC: 14 Crit:18

>writing
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Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>3454733
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Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>3454733
GLORY OR DEATH!
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Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>3454733
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Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>3454733
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>>3454737
Aaaaaah.
It begins anew.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3454733
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Well I'm not rolling anymore today.

Did we still Crit though?
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>>3454737
AND WE ARE BACK BABY
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>>3454736
But we're not Yamcha?
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>>3454736
OH NOOO-
>>3454737
OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>3454737
Eric showin off that his time skip really is unbeatable
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>>3454666
>>3454675
No one asked to give complete immortality to every good person, just a selective form that ensures they won't be killed by some overpowered asshole. They still die from old age, fighting someone they have a fair chance of winning or in accidents: If a car hits you by accident, you're dead, If the sun explodes, you are dead, if you shove and entire pizza down your throat and choke like a retard, dead. And the part of giving them enough resources (even new planets) was to avoid good people killing each other for food.
If you are worried about Zeno and the Destroyers complaining, just ask for all those people to have to train properly to get those resources, that way the universal PL will raise af (and every race has the potential to give birth to at least one Goku, giving QM a lot of strong people to throw us in the future and a reason to do so)
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I still kinda hope we're forced to pull out Awakening at some point, just for the purposes of showing off.
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>>3454755
I think you're overthinking a wish we're not even going to get. Champa is probably just going to use it for something dumb like the multiverse's nicest pillow.
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>>3454756
I just want to pull it off so Vegeta can laugh at the pleb earthlings.
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>>3454760
You think he needs a reason to do that?
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>>3454755
Mortal Level isn't power level.
Wishing back all the Good People would probably bring Gine back.
Maybe Bardock too.
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>>3454761
No but the concept of "Super Humans" actually existing will send his sides far into orbit.
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>>3454762
Into the vacuum of space
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>>3454766
Yeah we should stipulate "in the nearest safe area."
People have been drowned, after all.
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>>3454755
Okay, yeah no. As chill as Champa and beerus can be, if we suddenly wish back every good person, which I assure they have killed good people and the dragon can in fact being them back, they'd be pissed. Beerus might even just erase us then and there and depending on champa's mood, he'd might not even be stopped. And what about the good people who awaken to a world completely different from there own and decide they must force the world back to old ways, because there are plenty who would. Also while Eric's a good guy, I feel like saying he'd go out of his way to revive every single good guy is a bit ooc for him. Idk just rubs me the wrong way
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>>3454762
>Gine
Maybe
>Bardock
hahahahahahahahaha holy fuck no, having enough empathy to care about and save his son is nowhere near enough to make up for the multiple literal genocides he's committed since he's been old enough to walk.

Vegeta helped save the world and settled down with a family living peacefully on earth for near a decade, and he was still getting sent down to hell even all the way up to the Buu saga.
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>>3454763
>Vegeta: Anybody want to pick up that phone

>Krillin: wha-

>Vegeta: Because I ****ing called it!

The bleep makes it funnier
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>>3454762
>Bardock
kek

Bardock "I recognize genocide tactics at first glance" Father of Goku.
Bardock "Fuck Kanassa" Father of Goku.
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>>3454775
We could just inquire more about the U7 Saiyans and fimd out Freezy murdered their planet.
Wishing back their saiyans will be a hilarious headache for Prince Manlet.
Also
>Goku gets a family reunion
>"hold on, where's Raditz?"
>"uhhhhh."
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>>3454778
The beep ALWAYS makes it funnier
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>>3454775
This. Vados has already warned us about over population when we talked with universe 9s G.O.D
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>>3454778
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>>3454780
Bardock "literally just came back from genociding my latest target race" Father of Goku

Bardock "shooting my son into space is arguably the nicest thing I've ever done" Father of Goku
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>>3454787
Bardock "What about Raditz?" Father of Goku
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>>3454787
And let's be honest, shooting Goku into space was less caring about his son than it was preserving a little piece of his race and fucking over Frieza in the future.
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>>3454778
I can see it now.

Vegeta, driven to new heights of obsession with Superhumans, bullies/blackmails the rest of the human Z-fighters into training with Trunks in an attempt to make a Super-human Super-Saiyan.

Hilarity ensues(?)
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>>3454790
Kek
Bardock"Frieza has nothing to do with it, I would still totally be evil" Father of Goku

>>3454792
Yeah probably, people are so focused on how cool he comes off that they forget that he was just as much of a monster as the rest of the u7 saiyan warriors. Whether you go by toei or toriyama's version of him, he was an asshole who had one moment of self awareness then died.
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"So... you know about time-skip huh?
Heh... okay."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGUGQRKygp4

Without any further warning you charge Gohan who readies himself. His muscles tense up, his senses sharpen and the tension is visibly making him nervous.
But he's expecting something that's not coming.

Pulling your fist back you throw a punch at him which he blocks with relative ease.
He's not even bothered by your punch having no impact, probably it feels the same to him.
But when he tosses your arm aside to counter he gets a nasty surprise.
His eyes bulge out as your attack slips past him and the shockwaves reverberate throughout his body.

Smirking you unleash a storm of blows on the now exposed Saiyan and retreating before he could retaliate.
Charging again Gohan dodges instead and then guards against the phantom blow.

"Since when were you under the impression all attacks will be like that?"
You grin as you continue to pressure him.

Meanwhile...
"I don't understand! What's wrong with Gohan?"
Piccolo asks.

"Uh-oh..."

"What's wrong Goku?"

"Hihihi! I thought this kid might be more than just another Hit!"

"So that's... not time-skip?"

"I 'unno. But it looks FUN!"

The tides have turned.
Forced on the defensive Gohan weathers your punches and blocks EVERYTHING for he can't afford to let even one of your quaking palms get past him, even if they are faints or lagged ones.
What's worse is that he can't figure out what it is you're exactly doing.
Good.

Now's the time to make it EVEN HARDER for him.
Raising your middle and index fingers you conjure a pillar of flame right under Gohans feet which erupt in a massive pillar under him.
It doesn't do much damage wise, he doesn't even remark how his butt is now flaming. But it's one helluva distraction!

Doing a few backflips to gain some distance you prime your fist and take aim at your opponent who is just now breaking free of your fiery trap.
"INFINITE FLASH FIST CRUSH!"
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>>3454803
Yeah but... that's why people love him!
He's a saiyan warrior through and through!

Which is I guess why almost every iteration of Bardock after his first movie was sub par at best and dogshit at worst.
Toei and Toriyama don't get why he's such a good/interesting character.

He's a monster. And we love him for it
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>>3454803
On that note, I think one thing I genuinely like is how in Toriyama's version they're less dumb warriors and more like super powered mandalorians. Like, they're still a warrior race but they also have that space mercenary feel with the weapons, equipment, classifications that go beyond just strong and weak, and the whole casual disscussions on warfare and invasions.
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>>3454806
That's fair, I legitimately enjoy his character. I just don't like the dick riding people give him, as if he's some kind of edgy, calm and collected hero and not the asshole, hotheaded warrior we see in his first movie.
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>>3454813
I don't get where you are coming from.
Literally everyone I know and is into Dragon Ball acknowledges what Bardock is and love him specifically for that.

I guess we can thank fukkin Heroes for that as well
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>>3454815
Really? Weird, maybe it's just the people I know. Heroes is shit though yes, though it does have some fun aspects to it admittedly
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>>3454815
WHO'S THAT MASKED SAIYAN???
only a matter of time before SSG and SSB start being handed out like candy to the other Saiyans.
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>>3454815
Part of why I love him as a monster is because he's self-aware about it. Killing is less something he does than part and parcel with the combat all Saiyans love. Really, he'd've likely been happy to continue working for Frieza if he could A. not get screwed over by the guy & B. actually get some good fights in.

IIRC he seemed to be getting bored of the slaughter by the timeframe of his movie, not cause he gave a shit about any of the people he killed, but because there wasn't really any challenge to it anymore.
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>>3454818
Errr...
That's literally Heroes in a nutshell.
Evereyone has everything,. Or if not, they have some super edgy mega evolution that makes them "LiTeRaLly StRonGeR tHaN tHE gOdS!"
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Honestly, Bardock is just like Karn from GrandDragonQM's Saiyan Conquerer Quest behavior wise, except hes an infinitely worse dad.

Which is a large part of his appeal IMO.
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>>3454822
Basically.

This is why Bardock is great. He's Goku if he never hit his head
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>>3454825
>tail colour doesn't also change
This makes me infinite percent mad.
Also the loser OCs don't count.
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>>3454833
Oh god damn it, now I can't unsee it
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>>3454833
I don't know, th guy in the middle actually looks kinda cool. Unlike "shitty Vegeta OC donut steel" on the right & "definitely a Saiyan ignore that he's totally an Android and shouldn't have SSB" on the left.

But yeah the tail thing pisses me off too.
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The attack comes out and to his credit Gohan dodges it first.
But then he notices that it's coming back around and dodges it again... and again... and again.
Until he makes one mistake and it hits him. And then several times more as it loops back around.

He looks dead for a moment, as if the light has left his eyes.
The boy is probably not accustomed to pain. Adorable.
But the Saiyan blood in him compels him.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

His ki flares up and his aura swells to three times larger than it was before.
He's clearly exerting himself a lot at this point. Though this doesn't feel like a transformation.
More like him desperately trying to get swole.

"What's wrong?!
Why are you holding out on me!
Come on! Give me that gold boy!"

"Shut up!
This is how I am! My path!
And I'm done being treated like a child!
I'll end this once and for all!"
He cups his hands together. Shit... this already feels TOO big!
"KAAAAAAAAAA-"

"Heh... Hahaha! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Is this all you can do? Punch-kick, Kamehameha?
Okay..."

He's really injured now...
This is your chance! If you can somehow work a round that humongous tidalwave of ki he's about to unleash then... you could end this.

>Here's mine! NULL STAR!
>Awaken
>Subvert and exploit. Dodge and counter!
>Other?
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>>3454848
>Shitty Vegeta
You mean
>Raditz
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>>3454852
>>Subvert and exploit. Dodge and counter!
>Think with portals.
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>>3454852
>>Awaken
>>Portal his attack into his back
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>>3454852
>>Awaken
Do you want to see me turn into a SUPER HUMAN?
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>>3454852
>>Awaken
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>>3454852
>Awaken
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>>3454857
No way, even even Shitty Vegeta is worth a couple Raditz's.
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>>3454861
this.
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>>3454852
>Awaken
It's time.
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>>3454861
supporting
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>>3454852
>Awaken
>Portal that shit right back
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>>3454825
Would you fuck Female Android 19?
I would.
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>>3454852
>Awaken
Show him that we were holding back the whole time.
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>>3454852
>>3454875
Also this
>>3454861
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>>3454861
Support, do it on the side that'll be more likely to push him out of the arena.
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>>3454873
Let's face it. We all would.
Have you seen her avatar changes? She gets S T O C K I N G S
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>>3454891
I wouldn't. She's not muscled or THICC enough for me.
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>>3454861
Supporting portalling it back at him. But to his side. If we do it at his back it might still hit us,
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>>3454891
Oh no, she's retarded.
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>>3454904
gud
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Aaaanywho.
Transformation into portals
Imma still do the bit I planned but this is still good

>Writing

Oh and... Pierce the heavens lads.
DC: 14 No Crit
Best of 4
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Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>3454924
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Rolled 19 (1d21)

>>3454924
Come on
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Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>3454924
Let’s show this bitch who’s boss
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Rolled 19 (1d21)

>>3454924
My vote so I'll try. Please Gods.
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Rolled 15 (1d21)

>>3454924
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Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>3454924
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Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>3454924
Dice
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>>3454927
>>3454930
That works.
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>>3454930
>>3454927
best of 4, double 19's. What does it mean?
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>>3454930
>>3454927
Apparently the power of stockings compels us.
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>>3454927
>>3454930
The Dice Hath Spoketh!
Female 19 is hereby declared canon and inbound.
...
Soon ™
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>>3454940
Female 19 is pleased.
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>>3454945
Did we piss off U6 Gero? Imma gonna assume either that or a last "fuck you" from the evil Tuffles.
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>>3454924
>>3454927
>>3454930
Of course, you can believe it.
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>>3454950
The universe says Android 19 is coming to fuck you
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Almost time for awakened Majin Mode!
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Uh.
Did we even use the dimension of Fuck You energy yet?
Gohan is such a pleb.
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>>3454955
I knew that spacewarping would screw us over eventually. You can only bend spacetime over the barrel so many times before it fights back...
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>>3454952
The moment we figure out either ki sword or an energy construct of some kind around our fist, we can mix it with screw fist and a drill fist is as good as ours
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>>3454955
Can it be Android 18 and 21 instead?
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>>3454970
No.
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>>3454959
Let's hold off on majin mode, we don't need the cheating accusations if they realize what it is and we can win this without even needing awakened form. In fact I think we just did.
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>>3454970
>>
Gohan: This ends now, you're out.
> Trows full power Kamehameha
Eric: Yes and nope
>portals the beam into Gohan's face.
Chi Chi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Piccolo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Videl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Goku: Is Gohan dead?
Vegeta: Nah, he's still breathing.
Goku: Good, now he'll get a massive zenkai.
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>>3454976
>>3454973
Plot twist: u7 android 19 was actually a fembot too
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>>3454980

Do half sayains even get zenkais? It's never been shown unlike with goku and vegeta.
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>>3454982
What, did Gero model it on his Mother in Law?
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It's a shame we'll probably never get to meet Future Trunks.
The Coolest Half-Saiyan and the one thing Vegeta has over Goku.
Although actually, we might meet him at one point somehow.
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>>3455004
I'm sure we'll meet (a version of) him when we get involved with the Time Loli at some point.
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>>3454992
I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm from the future and Toriyama has made it Canon so he can bring Trunks, Gohan, Goten and Pan back into the show and make more money.
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>>3454982
Dodoria vs Fembot 19 for sexiest female dbz character
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>>3455009
Uh.
Zenkai hasn't been used since Goku Black was the first character in like 5 Sagas to abuse the fuck out of it.
Then it was forgotten again.
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>>3455018
Have you not SEEN all the pics we were posting?
She's a cute little gothic lolita whose smile must be protected!
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>>3455020
More like it got retconned then brought back for Goku Black
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>>3454992
Gohan already used up all his Zenkais studying!
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>>3455022
Only the last one with the Ojou curls and striped lolita dress, the rest are shit-tier.
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>>3455022
She is inferior to Buff Amazons. Cute, to be protected, but not lewd.
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You spread your arms.
"Do your worst!"

"MEEEEEEEEEE-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAD_K2jWPng

And while he's busy charging you also get to work.
Closing your eyes you begin to focus intently. Bringing forth the same sensation as before.
Power rushes through your body and your hair stands up. Your mind starts to expand until you...
Ascend!

With a quick pulse the transformation goes through without a hitch and your hand stands up.
Even Gohan himself stops for a moment to gasp just like everyone else who hasn't seen this before.
"W-What is this?"
You don't say a word but beckon him with your hand.
"Fine...
HAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEE-"

"Do it!"
You order him.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The glowing, bright ocean of Ki starts rushing towards you. But you feel no fear.
Your mind is calmer than any body of water and deeper than the greatest of oceans.
Such focus allows you to move beyond such things as fear.

With a quick little twist of your arm you open up a portal in front of you which starts to expand until it's big enough to eclipse the wave of ki.
Gohans Kamehameha passes through it and just as the boy realizes what's happening the "exit" opens up next to him.
All the power, all the energy he poured into that attack came right back and burned him.

"GOHAN!"
Various people shouted at him while Vegeta was laughing to himself.

"Ahahaha! WAHAHAHAA!
I knew it! You Earthlings WERE just slacking off!"

"How could you say that Vegeta? Gohan might be-"

"He isn't.
Or if he was it was his own fault."

As the dust settles you see the silhouette of Gohan emerging but he's clearly been injured.
His right arm lost all of its function and is now bleeding profusely. When the gentle leftover breeze caresses him the pain of getting a thousand needles jammed into his flesh assaults his senses. Looking at his arm first he realizes what happened and then returns his gaze to you.

"You are... You're-"

"The end of the line.
Give up."

Gohan then clenches his still good fist.
"As if... If you think I'll give up just because of this-"

"Oh?
It looks like you do have a few warrior bones lodged in you after all..."
You shut your eyes.
"Very well. Then I'll give you a warriors defeat!"
>>
>Female versions of every dragon ball characters.
>Picks android 19.
>QM likes it.
>What kind of evil have we unleashed upon this quest?
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>>3455031
>Various people shouted at him while Vegeta was laughing to himself.
>"Ahahaha! WAHAHAHAA!
>I knew it! You Earthlings WERE just slacking off!"
Kind of yeah. They should have tried harder to Git Gud.

>>3455031
>"Oh?
>It looks like you do have a few warrior bones lodged in you after all..."
>You shut your eyes.
>"Very well. Then I'll give you a warriors defeat!"
Very well then! I'll break those bones along with the rest of you!

But fuck yeah bois! Final Lap. We win this last clash and it's all over.

Also bitchen reveal Not Som. Great work.
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>>3455031
>Waku Wakuing intensifies.
I can't wait for Goku to give us a Senzu after this.
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>>3455039
At this point he doesn't even give a shit about losing, between watching Goku get a saiyan style vasectomy and getting to rub it in to the humans about their lack of real advancement being their own fault this has gotta be the best day ever for him.
>>3455031
Now that he's pretty much done I want to be a good sport and just give him advice that's basically "Man you've gotta an absolute crap ton power behind you, but you're completely wasting it with how you've slacked on your technique. You're just using memorized movements instead of adapting the styles you were taught to the situation as the fight was going on. Like just bashing a hammer instead of using smart, conservative strikes." And all that
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Crouching down you exchange one final look with Gohan before beginning the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K8vDTbZ11o

You shoot out like a speeding bullet, too fast for the half saiyan to follow.
He gets a tiny little cut on his cheek but that's about it. Flying past, you turn around mid air and land feet first on the wall of the arena.
Using it as a springboard you jump again, striking the boy once more.
After that... you repeat the same process. Again and again, faster and faster until it looks like there is a storm inside the dome which devastates everything around it. Namely Gohan.

It sounds less like a fight and more like a series of explosions going off inside a thunderstorm.
And as you land the last blow on your opponent, you stop and stand to face him.
His body is battered and broken, held up only by willpower and gods grace alone.

"Ragnarök."
You quietly utter the name of the attack and that last little breeze was enough to knock him over and out.

The referee sees this and checks to see if he himself wasn't injured before announcing this.
"T-That's it ladies and gentlemen...
The winner of the Second Tournament of Destroyers is... ERIC OF UNIVERSE 6!"
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>>3455054
Eric has actually become one of the best teachers in the Multiverse.
Not counting Angels/Grande Padre obviously.
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And much like pic related I'm about to fucking keel over.

Holy jesus... almost 500 posts.
Fuck me

Well I hope y'all enjoyed yourselves.
Imma go die now
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>>3455058
>you turn around mid air and land feet first on the wall of the arena

This disqualifys us though?
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>>3455065
Die well, OP!
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>>3455065
You died for Eric's Proof Of Excellence OP. it was for a worthy cause! Thanks for one HELL of a run boss man.
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>>3455066
Only if you're Grand Kai and are trying to weasel your way out of training two people stronger than you.
I assume it's floor only.
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God damn, Eric solidified himself as a bonified badass.

Tell me are both of our sayain girls turned on right now?
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>>3455065
Thanks for the run!

I really hope we can get to show off our culinary skills to both universes. We need to make one of those ranch/bbq/bacon-wrapped beef slabs for all of the Saiyans, that’ll probably boost our standing with them to friendly at least.
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>>3455065
Great thread.
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>>3455071
The walls and ceiling disqualify. it was Champas plan with Mageta vs Vegeta and im pretty sure Eric got told about it before we arrived for the tournament.
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>>3455082
but it's just a minor thing that played no part in this tournament so far so it doesn't matter in the end.
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>>3455086
Too bad, we lost.
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>>3455082
For that tournament, yeah. I imagine the rules may have changed for this one, having to touch the floor for a ring out or something.
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>>3455090
The wording can be taken both ways. From thread 7.

>"The rules are simple. You have a stage and a barrier surrounding it. Touching anywhere else, i.e. the ground means you ring out and loose!
The other way of winning is knocking out your opponent, however killing is forbidden.
And here's the important bit! Fights are one on one with each team deciding the order in which the fighters participate.
If contender 1 wins his match then they go on to fight the second fighter of the opposing team. Got it?"

Not sure if this says touching the barrier kicks you out or not though this time. I just remembered how the first one in the anime went.
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>>3455065
Thanks for the run, it was worth waiting through Easter weekend for. I gotta say, I'm pleasantly surprised Eric actually made it through 3 matches, let alone in such a good of a condition throughout it. Krillin was weirdly enough my favorite fight over all, it gave me that old school DB vibe and not just because of the callback to the chiaotzu world tournament fight. Gohan's fight had an epic vibe to it and Ragnarok is an awesome finisher name.
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>>3455108
>You have a stage and a barrier surrounding it. Touching anywhere else, i.e. the ground means you ring out and loose
Touching the barrier is fine. It's included with the stage in what you can touch. Anywhere that isn't the stage or the barrier is disqualifying.
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>>3455120
>I gotta say, I'm pleasantly surprised Eric actually made it through 3 matches, let alone in such a good of a condition throughout it.
We NAT 21'd 3 rolls in a row, still got a crit on the 4th, passed the DC 20 that didn't have a Crit on the 5th, MIssed the Crit but passed the 6th, Crit the 7th, and passed the 8th Roll that had no Crit.

Our Dice were Fucking STUUUUUUUUUUUPID today.
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>>3455120
>Ragnarok is an awesome finisher name.
Not really, it's a cheap reference that we're unqualified to make and has nothing to do with our conceit as a fighter. Death of a Thousand Cuts would be more fitting, as Ragnarok is supposed to be all about flames.
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>>3455066
No. Walls are OK this time.
Beerus insisted on it so there wouldn't be another Magetta situation

>>3455072
Soaking like Niagara falls
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>>3455135
Its a Strider Hyriu reference
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>>3455145
I don't watch anime, sorry.
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>>3455135
Wew lad, let it go.
Next you'll be upset that the Kahemehameha doesn't summon a turtle.
Or that solar flare is actually a flash
Or that final flash is actually a beam
Or that death beam is actually a laser.
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>>3455149
>Kahemehameha
Oops.
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>>3455148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYEIsG_0bDQ
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>>3455142
>Soaking like Niagara falls
Oh really? Well this is going to be fuuuuuuuuuun~
I haven't forgot that double date we promised either.

Is 18 ready to upgrade from Dwarf to Chef Of The Gods and Former Demon King now?
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>>3455149
Kamehameha is a reference to the ancient Hawaiian King.
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>>3455148
You're participating in a game based in an anime setting....
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>>3455160
Yes, just like Ragnarok is a reference to an anime attack. Plus "reference" but really Toriyama just thought the name was funny
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>>3455157
If anybody deserves to be cucked, it's Gohan, not Krillin.
He fucking ruined Videl completely.
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>>3455169
I don't think so. Her ass looks just as good as it always has. Plus she's an actual MILF now!
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>>3455160
>Kamehameha means "Turtle Destruction Wave" in Japanese.
Doesn't pop out some Hawaiin guy either, regardless.
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>>3455171
This picture disagrees.
Also he managed to e r a s e her personality.
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>>3455173
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamehameha_I
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>>3455176
If I cared about personality I wouldn't want to fuck Vados.
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>>3455178
Thanks for the link, retard.
You remember the technique from the Turtle Martial Art school in series, I hope.
Then again
>I don't watch anime
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>>3455188
I only played budokai tenakiachi 2
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>>3455191
Can you do yourself a favour and watch Dragonball, then Z and then Super?
Thanks.
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>>3455179
I like Vados though, she's the ara ara type.

Besides I completely agree about Videl, she's become very passive and forgettable in Super and that sucks. I liked how she was all strong willed and down for a serious fight. It just doesn't feel like the same character.
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>>3455191
You should definitely read the original DB series. It's a lot more light hearted than Z and Super but it's a really good read.
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>>3455195
Nah, I have better things to do.
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>>3455202
It's all fun and games until Krillin gets his neck snapped.
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>>3455205
I doubt that.
Now fuck off.
I know you're probably only pretending to be retarded, but still.
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>>3455208
Nah, I'm pretending to be smart, actually.
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>>3455196

Holy shit I just noticed that all the sayains actually became more fiery. But the human or half human wife lost their fierceness and became dull kinda. Even 18 lost some of her sass.
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>>3455217
I still suspect that goku is secretly evil in super. Vegeta has atleast changed from his character development as a good guy.
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>>3455206
This but unironically
>>3455217
It's that whole thing where the characters start off interesting but get pushed further and further to the side as Toriyama just loses any interest in them. Tien and Launch are the most tragic examples.
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>>3455211
You pretending to be a worm on a hook, now please stop.
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>>3455227
>Tien and Launch
You mean
>Tien and <file not found>
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>>3455217
Chichi on the other hand went ... lost everything but "fierce"ness. Can't really blame her though, from all the shit Goku puts her through. She kind of deserves it though, from the kind of shit she pulled back at the end of DB. Part of that is my salt at Goku and Bulma speaking though.
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>>3455231
I still miss young DB chichi, post timeskip not battle bikini tween. *Sigh* god damn Z ruined Chichi for me....
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>Cell's fw a mere Earthling did what he (a masterpiece of bioengineering with the DNA of some of the greatest fighters of his universe) failed to do.
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>>3455065
Just caught up. Great work.
Some beautiful rolling from Anons as well.
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>>3455242
Z ruined pretty much every non-Saiyan character by the end.
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>>3455407
The sad truth
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>>3454514
>>3454560
>>3454674
>>3454804
>>3454852
>>3455031
>>3455058

It's everything I wanted.

>Us passionately thanking everyone who got us to this point
>Gohan being a cocky shit, unable to capitalize on his sneak attack
>We break Gohan down on a fundamental level
>He Is not a martial artist, he Is not a fighter
>All of his power Is wasted on him. He shouldn't even *be* here
>Gohomeandbeafamilyman.jpg
>Throwing out Kamehameha's just whenever
>Do you even neutral?
>Gohan attempts low quality bait, we don't take It
>I call your stupidity and raise you THE STANCE
>Not as effective as It could be, he's seen It.
>Should have trained that Timeskip to be more unbeatable
>MY OTHER TIMESKIP IS UNBEATABLER
>By the way this Is magic
>HOMING MISSILE FIST
>Gohan gets angryer
>Oh no better repeat other peoples mistakes
>Here's how you think with portals, bitch
>It's almost like Cell flashbacks In reverse
>Vegeta lauging like a madlad
>Eric pops his (anime as fuck) lvl 3 hyper
>Eric
>Fucking
>Wins
>U6
>FUCKING
>WINS

My Satisfaction Is Unbeatable. Thank you Not-Som, thank you anons, and thank you dice. I can go to bed a happy man tonight.
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>>3455135
Hey, when we get better at magic we can upgrade it into a Fire Fist Barrage
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>>3455801
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Why is Gohan so shit?
Like compared to Trunks he's so worthless.
Gohan has killed
>Cell Jrs
>Cell (Vegeta assist)
Trunks has killed
>Frieza
>Cold
>17
>18
>Cell
>Badabi (effectively killing off Buu)
>Dabura
>Zamasu's physical body
The only times Trunks loses it's always not his fault too.
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>>3455816
A difference in upbringing seems to be the main issue before everything goes to shit during the Buu Saga.
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>>3455816
Several reasons.
He's a bookworm but a brainlet in actuality who thinks everyone is dumber than him and therefore underestimates them.
He has immense potential but no actual talent to bring it all out.
He's reluctant to fight at all and when he DOES snap he can do some serious shit.... but that never actually worked out, did it? Due to his own bloated ego.

What baffles me is not that he's shit but that people actively love him to this day. Since Gohan Blanco is a thing...

The fucker never earned anything! How much did he train his whole life?
>That time Piccolo kidnapped him
>Basically during Namek
And lastly
>The hyperbolic time chamber

Every other time he made any progress it was just handed to him for no reason be it from Guru, Elder Kai or Toriyama himself.
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>>3455820
Really I was more hoping he grow to be a hero in his own way and take the mantle once Goku passed, BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
Gohan is just gonna be stuck with no reason to even be anything besides a half-baked fighter.
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>>3455806
That needs to be us and Videl. Not Uub and Pan.
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>>3455823
Ask and ye shall recieve
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>>3455831
Incredible.
It's time to join the time patrol to cuck Gohan with time travel.
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>>3455831
Savage
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>>3455831
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>3455820
His personality got a bit better after he got riddled with laser holes by Freeza. He realized that he couldn’t really half-ass things anymore and started actually training again. Then he got punked by Krillin and started taking the ToP seriously. He made pretty good plans to use in the ToP, which lasted all of three minutes before the powerhouses said “fuck off with that strategy shit, imma go do my own thing”. It showed a glimpse of how great Gohan could be if he truly committed to being a true warrior-scholar/protector if he put his heart into it.

Sadly he didn’t last as long as people were hoping to in the ToP due to DBS being too focused on Virginia and Goku. The manga seemed to do Gohan more justice, as he managed to train seriously enough to take on Kefla (whose power was nerfed, but still formidable).

Still, I have hopes that the manga will advance his character. Hopefully Gohan will develop better in the anime too.
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>>3455887
Manga Gohan got a Toyotaro Handjob.
I don't know why people expect anything from the autist behind Xicor.
Even nerfed Kefla should've slapped Gohan.
Especially after Golden Freeza got his shit pushed in by Berserk Kale.
Then again manga also gave us Ultra Instinct Roshi so Toyotaro might just have brain damage.
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>>3455925
It really wasn’t UI Roshi, it was Roshi showing Goku the fundamentals of not overthinking defense and letting your gut/experienced subconscious guide you.

If I remember correctly, alll it did was make Jiren consciously attack and ring-out Roshi instead of swatting him like one would swat a mosquito.

But anyhow, I hope that Eric’s display inspires the Z-fighters to improve and grow beyond trying to get swole and overpower their opponents.
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>>3455952
There was a pattern there.
Big attacks = getting your shit kicked in.
Really a message going against their entire battle philosophy.
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>>3455952
>But anyhow, I hope that Eric’s display inspires the Z-fighters to improve and grow beyond trying to get swole and overpower their opponents.

They just might since Whis said during the tournament before it was our turn to fight that they(Saiyans and Hit) "improved and not just in power" so perhaps this fight will be what makes them stop trying to rely purely on big numbers
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>>3455973
I wonder if we could invite Krillin over to train on Champa's planet sometime.
I bet we could swap plenty of techniques.
He could help us polish our martial arts and we might be able to kickstart his psionics so he can transform like we do down the line.
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>>3455887
I wouldn't count on it.
Unless Toyotard stops sucking his dick Gohan won't have any meaningful development.
Just more Gohan circlejerking

The only time Gohan really did something was in Online which isn't canon.
Basically he wrote a manual describing Ki to the general populace, turning every ningen into a martial artist basically.
That was cool.
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>>3456012
Future gohan wasn't a total jobber, I mean he trained future trunks at least
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>>3456017
Difference is, Future Gohan is cool.
And he still jobbed.
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>>3456017
And Trunks only managed to win fights that were heavily stacked in his favor, died at least once, and his swordsmanship (which he definitely learned from Gohan) gets blown out by everybody.
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By the way, just read the latest chapter of the manago.

A few little observations:
>Magic can be used to track the Dragon Balls
>Virginia feels actual regret over Name, further solidifying him as the only actual character in the series
>Original Character Donutsteel is not in the forefront. Thank god.
>As expected Buu wrecked some serious goatman ass

If this is going where I think it is going...
Boy this saga might turn out to be good
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>>3456020
Cell said it best: He's still an amateur.

But despite that he seems to be the only rational person amongst the Z fighters. Not allowing enemies to power up and opting to kill them outright so they won't be a problem later.
Too bad he lives in an irrational world
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>>3456022
>Virginia feels actual regret over Namek
He damn well better given that he went through the same character arc like 5 times.
I can't wait for him to "throw away his pride" and proceed to get bodied again.
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>>3455684
Eric got Dairy Queen'd from touching the wall.
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>>3456108
Wrong lol
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>>3455997
Like Gohan, Krillin had to be yanked back Into martial arts. He's not great but he's not awful and outside of the destructo disk (kind of) he doesn't have anything unique to teach us.

I'd rather swap tech with Piccolo. Or Tien, though we've never met him. God I hope Tien gets a break In this quest. He's trained for so long and gotten almost nothing for It. If we ever see him I hope Not-Som gives him better than the 'Use Tri-beam and get BTFO' treatment. Isn't he psychic to a small degree? Maybe If we unlock that potential he could actually be worth a damn.
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>>3456216
Tien is probably too busy not being a fuck and teaching his students.
Maybe Goku would be down for some joint training?
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>>3456025
To be fair, it's less irrational and more he's the guy with survivor mentality whereas everyone else thinks of battle with an old school martial artist/battle hardened elite warrior mentality.
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>>3456217
I am completely sure he's already planning it out.
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>>3456216
>Tien is psychic

O fug.
Now I remember what I left out of the thread...
Piccolo trying telepathically screaming "DODGE" straight into your mind to distract you, only to be countered with Erics entire knowledge of MEMEs
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>>3456245
Dont worry you can save that for another for that is more psychicly offensive.

Imagine the horrors we can bestow upon them. Next time boo needs something we should just give them the when you drink water meme.
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>>3456245
>"Heh. I got this one."
>Piccolo initiates mind-meld
>"DOOOOOOO-"
>pic related is beamed into his frontal lobe
>"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
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>>3456245
>Piccolo: GUWAAAAH WHY ARE THEY SO DEEP FRIED?!
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>>3456254
>"Wait...is that me?"
>"Why am I handing out pills?"
>"Oh hey it's me and...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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>>3456252
Thats a good point we should emulate more jojo
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>>3456256
Fuck should have opened with calling him doctor piccalo
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>>3456261
Please, the fourth wall can only take so much.
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>Piccolo enters the mind of the Earthling
>There is nothing in there. Just a pure white room with a single door and a doorman in front of it
>The man wears a strange, metal mask and a very stylish jacket
>His breathing is heavy as if assisted by that device

"Calm down doctor. Now is not the time for fear.
That comes later."

"Errr... I'm not a..."

"I wonder what will break first. Your mind... Or your body?"

>The man opens the door for Piccolo.
>Suddenly images flood his mind. Images of him... oh god...
>He tries to avert his eyes but he can't. The scene is too horrid.
>Images fly by one after another, some are worse, some are better.
>All feels like it came from a very abstract kind of Hell.
>Piccolo throws up in his own mind and cuts the connection

"I GIVE UP!"
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>>3456302
Fuck that would have been brilliant
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>>3456302
Aw jeez, all the trolling potential u6 humans are capable of. Turns out humans have the scariest potential power in the universe, access to decades of dank memes to dab on them xenos with
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>>3456302
Imagine Nail and Kami reacting afterwards.
>”I think you need to call a doctor, also clean this mess up, it stinks.”
>”I’m afraid a doctor won’t do him any good, this reminds me of that one time Mr Popo did....”
>”Can you two shut up for a second?”
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Huh.
Just realised that the beam portal counter could be used to terrifying effect if it's targeted behind the opponent facing us again to continually loop to hit them for a far longer time than beams usually do.
The fucking things usually go far enough to head into space so the attack would continue for a super long time.
If we did that here though, Gohan would be dead.
It's a way to deal with pesky regenerators at least.
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>>3456932
>so the attack would continue for a super long time.
Might be cut a bit short by the user getting their shit kicked in by their own attack.
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>>3456932
could be great for team attacks as well. Have Kale or Caulifla throw out powerful beams / blasts into portals and we aim them where they need to go.
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Has no one noticed that this thread is named #8 instead of #9?
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Hey I just realized something. Since the super dragon balls can grant any wish, why don't we wish that Kale and Caulifa can fuse and defuse without the earings whenever they want? That way we could still use the original earings to fuse into Erhit or Caric even with Kefla still in the fight.
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>>3457529
shhh no more waifu wars. only champa wishing to be 5cm taller then beerus
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Now just to wait for the U7 reaction of hearing that Eric started training in only such a short time.
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>>3457534
Wouldn't Champa wish to be muscular before taller?
Being fucking chiseled would be the ultimate insult to his lanklet brother.
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Actually, universe 7 does have one itsy bitsy, teeny-tiny little problem for the super dragonballs to solve...
One supreme kai with the others being fucking dead or perma-absorbed.
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>>3457605
Would they go for that if it meant Buu would go back to being Majin Buu?
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>>3457607
I mean, it's the super dragonballs. They could do it without causing that.

And even besides that, current Buu is only a fraction of the entity that was Majin Buu. The good bits.
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>>3457611
>I mean, it's the super dragonballs. They could do it without causing that.
Do you honestly think anybody in U7 would be smart enough to word the wish properly?
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>>3457534
Whose to say we do it specifically for waifu. The ability for unlimited controled portara would be incredibly useful if a second tournament of power happens. While the fusion would still break under certain circumstances such as perfected ssb it would still be useful as a back up to boost power without burning through too much of thier reserves. With the ability to fuse and unfuse at will it could lead to sick combos where they fuse, unfuse and refuse again. I doubt Xeno would mind rad team attacks like that.

Champa could get a boost from the namekian dragon balls in a few months. He never would have won the tournament without us.
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>>3457631
U7 didn't win. They wouldn't be making it.
It'd be champa or vados making it because of the wish that beerus used on u6's earth.
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>>3457638
Riiiight.
That said, maybe they'll let the guy who clutched the last half of the tournament solo make a wish?
I know I'm being too hopeful but hey, it could happen.
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>>3457650
You're strangely resistant to a wish that would make U7's kais far less incompetent.
Do you REALLY want JUST Shin running things on the creation side of things over there? Shin is the second worst supreme kai ever.
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>>3457654
>implying Old Kai isn't running the show
Also we don't know this shit.
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>>3457656
Erick wouldn't, you're right, but like I said it'd be champa/vados making the wish. You think they wouldn't know about the massive embarassment/tragedy of U7's supreme kais getting almost entirely wiped out? Champa probably lorded that over him for a few hundred thousand years.
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>>3457654
I'm just trying to get into that Saiyan BUSSY man.
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>>3457677
When did Kefla get an endorsement deal?
When will Erick get one?
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Actually I've been thinking about this exact issue.
But then I realized that Old Kai already assumed direct control of the situation because Shin is just a colossal cuck.

And I actually found another, much, MUCH bigger issue which Champa could solve

Oh and... I won't be running today. Got shit to do around the household. Tomorrow however...
But I might do one of those leftover side stories since there are so many of them
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>>3457685
BUT WHAT BRAND ANON?
I'm personally leaning more towards Adidas or Asics.
Maybe all of our team can get sponsorship deals from Earth when they find out they're the reps for our entire universe.
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>>3457677
Great... now my peepee is hard because I imagined Kefla slav squatting and drinking vodka cheeki breeki style
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>>3457693
He's the universe's strongest chef, so it'd have to be food brands we endorse. Hmmmmm....
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>>3457701
Everything that is not Guy Fieri styled clothes will be rejected instantly by the QM.
No objections
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>>3457701
That's *Multiverse's* strongest chef.
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>>3457704
I'm not drawing fucking SICK FLAMES on everything.
We're not operating on Ork logic here.
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>>3457708
"BEHOLD
MY MOST POWERFUL TECHNIQUE!
F L A V O R T O W N!"
>throws enemy into the fuck you dimension
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>>3457704
>Fieri's face when he realizes there's an entire universe of dives, diners, and drive-ins
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>>3457605
Well I guess they should have won then, sucks to suck
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Oy! I know y'all degenerates have 'em so please share some Vados pics with me.

When I search for "Vados" or "Dragon Ball Vados" the vast majority of the results are either porn or shitty fan art.
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>When I search for "Vados" or "Dragon Ball Vados" the vast majority of the results are either porn or shitty fan art.
Wow bro it's the same goddamn thing on my end.
This is the single good SFW pic of Vados I could find.
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>>3458049
Yeah. I don't think I ever encountered a situation where there are less official images and screenshots of a character than shitty/lewd fanart.

Fucking insane.

Just goes to show what big degenerates we are...
But the upside is that as I delve deeper into ever more terrifying depths I'm finding some actually good Kefla art so that's a plus.
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>>3458071
>the only two decent pics I found won't let me post them
GOOOOOOOOK
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YES
Finally I found something!
...
But after I'm done with this story I think I'll need a therapist
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You don't dream much nowadays. Or if you do it's one of those Salvador Dalí-esque dreams where if you try to run it feels like your body is submerged in glue and everything looks like it's from the uncanny valley. You guess it's the price you must pay for living a dream, which you don't mind doing one bit.

But recently you've been having a recurring... nightmare of sorts.
There is nothing scary about it, it's quite monotonous in fact. But it's oppressive and odd enough to unnerve you.
The whole thing entails you walking through dark corridors in a nearly silent building where you only hear some rather... animalistic noises.
This time it's no different.

However as you hear something large being slammed shut near you the dream ends and you awaken...
Only now you aren't in your room. Far from it.

Looking around you realize you are in Champas palace, quite far from your bedroom and rather close to the kitchen.
Shaking your head you sigh.
"I'd appreciate if you didn't take me for a ride like this...
Y'know if you told me what you wanted so badly maybe we could-"
But before you could continue to talk to "yourself" you hear some more clattering coming from the kitchen.
"Okay... what?"

Cautiously approaching the area you start noticing more and more alarming things.
The lights are on. Cool air flows out, meaning whoever slammed the fridge door did such a good job that it popped back open.
Turning around the corner you see the figure responsible for all this and it's... well it's not pretty.

"Vados?"
You ask her in your groggy state and almost trip over an empty bottle lying by your feet.

"Oooops!
Did I *hic* wake you uuuup? Teehee!
Sorry!"
She greets you by shaking the glass in her hand.
"Comecome! Sit down! I could use the company!"

As you approach her things become more and more evident.
Her cheeks are a darker shade of red, she smells like a brewery with an irish orgy going on in it and she wobbles around as she's sitting still.
"You are smashed..."

"Guilty *hic* as charged!
So come oooon. I don't want to drink alone anymore!"
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>>3458116
>>Buu is making us sleep walk, and is either giving us nightmares on purpose, he's trying to communicate with us and the nightmares are a side effect, or he's trying toe escape while we sleep.

Meanwhile Vados is drinking like someone with something to forget rather then a 'I just like to drink' kind of way.
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>>3458145
Those "nightmares" are Eric seeing himself walking through the dark corridors of the palace almost every night.
Not actual dreams.
Y'know. Because he's psychic
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As you walk over to her you realize she's in a completely different outfit than usual and she let down her hair.
When you first came here you assumed she just doesn't have BO and wears the same outfit every day but no.
You helped her with laundry numerous times and saw her wardrobe full of identical outfits.
But you've never seen this night gown of hers.

"Uuuugh... I never should've showed you drinking."

"To be fair *hic* you didn't show me.
You just show-
Shower... Showwwed... me your planets drinks."

"Yeah yeah.
Come on. You committed enough warcrimes on your liver girl.
It's time for bed."

"Nooooooo~"
She resists like a little girl being told it's past her bedtime.
Not feeling like putting up with her shit, especially after Buu made you sleepwalk you scoop her up and take her to her room in a bridal carry.
"Ooooh myyy~
You're so strong and soooo kind Eric."
She then wraps her arms around your neck and pulls you in for a hug.

Unfortunately for you...
"V-Vados! Let go! I appreciate it but we'll fall if you keep pushing your chest into my face!"

"Nohohoooo! You're such a good boy and nobody appreciates you!
Squish squish!"

"P-Please!"
As the entirety of Italy's cuisine forcefully evacuates your pockets you carry her back to her room and like the good little girl she is, you tuck her in.
"Good night Vados."

"Good night..."
And as she gets to snoring, you go back and clean up the mess she left in the kitchen.
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>>3458174
Yeah. I have that already.
But that's like the only one I have of her.

Aaaanyway, since you guys should be used to me not knowing how to end these... here's a sneak peek at the final boss of the quest
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>>3458185
Vados questions.
What did she think of our tournament performance?
Does she have any plans to try and convince Eric to go the destruction route or god ki?
Has she given up on us?
What does she think of our training so far?
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>>3458185
B-bakana!
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>>3458185
Now this is a worthy adversary. Back off Gohan let a real man fight us
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>>3458185
There can be only one master of Flavor Town
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>>3458185
And here is the secret boss.
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>>3458185
What does he want? What does this *thing* even want?

Of course. Flavortown. He doesn't want It to be just a dream, an echo of heaven, but a place. He wants to make Flavortown *real*.

He's going to reject reality and replace It with his own.
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>>3458185
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>>3458178
Her big sister is way better.
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Honestly its not just Gohan, the saiyans in general are the most boring and uncreative fighters around. They only get by with stronger power. While Goku is very skilled at martial arts, he gets sidelined by anything unorthodox until he physically powers through, like how he countered Hit’s Time-Skip.
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Is it weird i just now realized Elena probably heard Lyn yell "GO DADDY GO!"

I can't wait for that interaction, U7 will get a bit of catharsis from watching us getting beat up by our little sister
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>>3459261
"Power through" doesn't seem like quite the right term for "learn to predict your opponent's moves and counter without looking" even if he did have to tough it out for a few hits before that.
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The final fighter of Universe 7, Gohan lies on the ground, knocked out cold.
And as the referee reaches the end of his countdown he straightens his back and shouts.
"THE WINNER OF THE FINAL ROUND IS ERIC!
UNIVERSE 6 WINS THE TOURNAMENT!"

The two sides of the arena erupt, each in whatever mood they were in. But on thing was clear.
Champa was fucking ecstatic.
"HE DID IT! HAAHAHAA!
HE ACTUALLY DID IT!"
Jumping in joy he hugged his attendant as he couldn't contain himself anymore.

"OH COME ON! REALLY?
You couldn't beat an Earthling?! USELESS! ALL OF YOU!"

"Come on Beerus! There is no need to be ashamed of defeat!
Now... hand over your balls!
...
I don't even care how that sounded like! Hand 'em over!"

"GAAAAAH!"

But as the gods are busy arguing amongst each other you undo your transformation and immediately feel the migrains kicking in.
Holding onto your knees you only manage to raise a thumb while panting.
Suddenly you feel a hand touching your back.

"You did well!"
Hit congratulates you.

"Heh... Thanks.
But you guys did the heavy lifting. I just cleaned up afterwards."

"Don't be ridiculous.
You fought and won three on one.
You should be proud of yourself."

And just as your mentor came to your aid so did the other guys, namely Goku who flew over to his son, shortly followed by his friends.
"Heeey Gohan.
Open up!"
He shoves... something in the boys mouth who springs as if he's no longer injured.
"Hey Hit! Senzu Bean!"

The Saiyan chucks that Senzu thingy to your purple friend who snatches it from the air and hands it over to you.
"Here. Eat this."

Doing as you're told you chomp down on the little thing and find it awfully... bland.
The thing has no taste whatsoever and it's dry as a desert. The only good thing about it is the texture as it pops with a VERY satisfying crunch whenever you bit on it.
But swallowing it? Oh boy, now there is a difference.

Feeling full, satiated and healthier than a newborn baby you look up.
"What the?"

"Hihihi! Like it?
It's a magic bean we got back home. It basically cures whatever ails you except like... illnesses."

"This is... incredible!"
You give your hands a few test squeezes.

"Isn't it?
When we are in BIG trouble we practically go on an all Senzu diet hehehe!
Gohan here was practically raised on them!"
He pats his son on the back.

"Not funny dad.
I'll... go back to Videl now."

"Sure.
I'm gonna hang a little!"
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Once his son is gone Goku starts talking to you way more casually and tries really hard to not be noticed by the others.
"Great work there by the way!
I was rooting for you, ya know!"

"N-Not your son?"

"Hehe! I was cheering him on! A little.
But you were more interesting to watch so I couldn't help myself!"

You crack your neck as you keep testing the effects of these beans.
"Well... thanks I guess.
I only hope your son learnt a valuable lesson here."

"Eh. I doubt that."

"W-What?!"

"This happened to him like... three times already? I lost count.
So it's not likely this is gonna be any different."
He then smashes his fist into his palm.
"But after this I think I'll spend some more time with Goten! Maybe I can get him to be a good martial artist!"

"Go-ku, Go-han, Go-ten?
He's your son as well?"

"Yeap!"
Goku then bumps you in the shoulder with his elbow.
"Hey! Pssst! By the way! After Lord Beerus and Champa are done do you think maybe we could-"

"What the hell are you doing Kakarot?!"

Goku then stands up and TRIES to pretend he's innocent.
"N-Nothing!"

"The tournament is barely over and you're already trying to challenge the earthling?
Well too bad! You've been hogging all the good fights lately! So now it's my turn!"

"Go ahead!
I just wanted to ask him if he could cook some more!
All this fighting has made me pretty hungry!"

Both you and the other Saiyan, Vegeta stare at him in shock.
"What?!"

"I kinda just wanna wait and see how strong he can get!
How much training did you get so far?"
He asks you.

"A... couple months?"

"Oooooooh-hohohoho! NICE!"

"HAH!
An Earthling Elite, huh?
Interesting! Now I definitely want to test your strength!"

>Any time widowspeak!
>Erm... I'd rather not. Maybe later.
>Actually I was thinking about fighting you Goku! You seem a far better match!
>Other?
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>>3459438
>Any time widowspeak!

We even ate a senzubean so rather then getting instantly gibbed we might last a couple seconds!
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>>3459438
>>Any time widowspeak!
>>But after I cook for everyone. Hit and the girls are probably starving right now.
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>>3459426
>Gohan here was practically raised on them!"
HAHAHA, GOKEK MAKE ME A CHILD.
>>3459438
>Any time widowspeak!
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>>3459438
>Any time widowspeak!
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>>3459438
>Any time widowspeak!
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>>3459440
Support
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>>3459438
Oh no my sides.
>"Eh. I doubt that."
Goku absolutely SAVAGES Gohan.
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>>3459438
>Any time widowspeak!
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>>3459438
GOHAN ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Any time widowspeak!
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Well... Getting bootyblasted by Virginia it is
With some celebratory cookout first

>writing
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>>3459462
Will we even stand a chance or are our dice not even big enough?
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>Chance
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>>3459465
If we roll a 21 we will die impressively.
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>>3459465
Considering how easily his inferiority complex can be taken advantage of, we should be fine if we can roll well.
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I leave for one day and you guys kill Eric, I think our only chance of surviving without any lasting damage is majin mode (regenerators are OP)
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>>3459473
Senzu Beans exist.
And Vados can heal us.
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>>3459468
Eh. As long as we get better after I say it was worth it.
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>>3459462
>Get our shit stomped
"So THIS is what all the fuss is about... Guess I really do still have a long way to go."
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"Anytime Widowspeak!"

"Hmph! You got cocky from your victories, didn't you?"

"No. But if you want a piece of me then I'm more than happy to give.
Just don't come crying back to me once I prove too hard to swallow!"

You stare down the Saiyan with the icy glare and the air around you gets filled with equal parts tension and excitement.
However before you could go at each others throats you hear a loud grumble coming from nearby.
Goku instinctively reaches for his stomach.

"Hihihi! Sorry about that!
I'll just move over he-"

"Wait."
You turn back to Vegeta.
"Let's leave that for later. First I got a few mouths to feed.
Your friend is hungry and... the girls are probably as well.
So I'll treat all of you."

"HE'S NOT MY-"
He pauses and starts grinding his teeth.
"Okay fine! But make it quick!"

Despite his grouchy demeanor he's still just a Saiyan and therefore predictable. His little ass is probably hungry as well.
"Okay everyone!"
You shout.
"Come meet me on the island over there! I'll fire up the grill!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZl6ZHO5aS0

Luckily for you both teams were in the mood for some partying, albeit for different reasons. One wanted to celebrate, the other wanted to forget their woes.
But it made little to no difference for you. Just more mouths to feed. That's all.

The two angels were more than happy to help you set up a series of tables for the barbecue, especially Vados' brother who seemed REALLY interested in your cooking.
And as people started getting comfy you presented them with a massive banquette table filled to the brim with all manners of food.
Vegetas wife, the blue haired woman named Bulma was particularly amazed by this.

"Holy-
Did you really cook all this?!"

"Yeap. I wasn't kidding when I said I'm a chef."

"Wow! That would be enough to feed a whole army of Saiyans!
Finally a man who can put his superpowers to good use!"

"Tell me about it!"
Another woman, probably Gokus wife joins in.
"If I don't pester him Goku wouldn't get anything done!"

"W-Well I'm glad you enjoy it.
Soooo... feel free to help yourselves.
If we should run out I'll hop over and make more but... I doubt that'll be necessary."

"Hmph. You clearly don't know our husbands or our kids well."
Chichi says.

"Actually... I feed two saiyan girls regularly."

"Oh you poor boy..."

Turning away from them you look at the crowds and see that the folks decided to form their own little cliques at separate tables.
You definitely have a few options to choose from.

>Let's pop over and say hi to your "family"
>It'd be proper to sit with your teammates
>Check on the Universe 7 team. Make sure there isn't any bad blood between you
>The U7 peanut gallery seems rather colorful...
>Other?
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>>3459508
>Let's pop over and say hi to your "family"
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>>3459508
>Let's pop over and say hi to your "family"
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>>3459508
>Let's pop over and say hi to your "family"
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>>3459508
>The U7 peanut gallery seems rather colorful
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>>3459508
>>Check on the Universe 7 team. Make sure there isn't any bad blood between you
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>>3459514
Support
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>>3459508
>>Let's pop over and say hi to your "family"
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>>3459508
>Pop over and say hi to your "family"
Are Caulifla and Kale there out of technicality from what we said when we teased Kale?
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>>3459534
They are located under "team"
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You chose... poorly

>writing
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>>3459541
Sigh how much spaghetti this time
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It only makes sense for you to spend time together with those you consider "family".
Unfortunately that includes Elena as well but... what can you do?

Walking over to the table you immediately see your sister springing up as she notices your presence.
"BRO!"
She rushes you and with a tackle almost manages to crush the ribs the Senzu put back together.
"IT WAS SO SCARY AND-AND-AND!"
As she raises her head you see the tears swelling under her eye.

Patting her head you try to calm her down.
"Sorry..."

But as you do Kamin has something to say.
"Actually... you were pretty cool back there Eric.
So cool in fact that she kept shouting your name and to "Kick their butts".
Didn't you hear?"

"You did? That's adorable!
But no... I didn't. I was busy not getting pancaked."

"STOP TEASING ME!"
Elena grumbles and finally lets you go so you can both get to eating.

"And actually we had to hold back Lyn quite a lot-"
Oren chimes in.
"She wanted to go in and help you even though she can't."

You turn to the little girl and pat her on the head.
"Thanks sweetie!
I hope you were not scared."

"Nope! Daddy is the best!"
Lyn says with a smile and suddenly... Elena freezes in place.

Your sister goes pale like porcelain and even appears to "crack" somewhat.
It's hard to tell what it was that made her not realize or... simply register it up until now. Perhaps all the excitement, the confusion or all the above.
Regardless what it was... now she looks like she put two and two together and the theoretical hamster in the wheel not only fell out but somehow got set on fire as well.

Slowly with jittering movements she turns to face you and at the same time you notice her reaching for a steak knife.
"Oh Eeeeeeriiiiiiiic~"

"Oh no!"
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She raises the knife and with a reverse grip assures MAXIMUM force behind her inevitable thrust.
"You have five seconds to explain!"
She says with a cheerful, happy voice that only manages to make it more intimidating.

"I-It's a long story-"

"Die."

Thanks to Elenas statement you let out the least masculine yelp of your entire life and start running around the place while she prepares herself to castrate you in front of everyone.
"I CAN EXPLAIN! I CAN EXPLAIN!"

"Die."

This horrid thing however does not get the appropriate reaction out of the crowd that you hoped for as they simply laugh it off as you run around in circles.
Eventually however you do manage to get Elena calmed down enough to properly explain things for her, as impossible to explain the situation may be.

"So... You did not *gasp* did it outside marriage and then left the poor woman!
Or... Was it a tragic love story of two star crossed lovers meeting and then one of them dying during childbirth?
Or or or-"

"NO!
Look at her! This precious little cinnamon bun is a big girl!"
You squish Lyns cheeks.
"How could she be just a few months old?"

"Aliens...
And what about you two then?"
Elena turns to Kamin and Oren.
"I mean you guys are cool and all but... are you really her siblings?
What does that make you?"

>They are my kids as well
>Well? Tell her
>I rescued them from their shit planet and I offered them a home
>Other?
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>>3459612
>Well? Tell her
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>>3459612
>"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW COMMUNEING WITH AN ALIEN HIVE MIND WOULD MAKE IT HAVE MY KID?!?!?."
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>>3459612
>>Well? Tell her
>>They are my kids as well

If she voiced that last line, my answer would've been "their dad". But these options combined should cover things fine. And get her to try killing us again.
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>>3459612
>look all I did was get a planet pregnant with my physic powers. It's really not anything too out of norm. Your clearly over reacting.
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>>3459612
>Well? Tell her
>> Let me tell you a tail about a project that represented the last hope of galactic power to a race and a word super spacing super intelligence! It all started when I and your boyfriend...
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>>3459626
support
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>>3459612
>>They are my kids as well
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>>3459626
Support
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>>3459626
supporting
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Roight.
So trying to wrestle an answer out of the twins it is

>writing
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Not really bothering to answer Elena, you instead looked at the twins and motioned towards them.
"Well? Go on. Tell her."

They exchange a brief look and it's during these moments that you don't know if they are melding minds or just simply have a... shared understanding as twins.
Regardless which might be true, their answer is swift and unanimous.
"He's our dad."
That... took even you by surprise and hit you hard right where it shouldn't.

Kamin and Oren continue to speak in unison.
"He rescued us from our crappy planet, gave us... lives worth living.
Suffice to say if he wasn't around we wouldn't be the same."
The two then look at you as you are sniveling like a child.
"Was that the answer you wanted?"

Standing up you walk over to them and pull them in for a big old hug while trying to hold back your manly tears.
Seeing this encouraged Lyn who jumped up.
"YEAY! Group hug!"
She came in as she joined in she looked at Elena.
"Are you coming auntie?"

Clearly she is about as taken back as you are but now that the confusion has been cleared... somewhat she obliges and hugs her new "niece".
But once they are done she gives you a very, VERY mean look.
"Okay Eric... I'll let you off the hook this once.
On two conditions!"

"Oh great..."

"First: You must settle down!
And second: No more children until you did so!
I will not have you tarnish our name with your... scandalous exploits!"

"Oh? I'm the one tarnishing our name?
Aren't you the one trying to get eloped as we speak?!"

"T-That's not-"
She's starting to blush.

"Give it a rest. I know you enough to guess what you're thinking about.
And I suggest you give it some time before you do anything rash... After all Cabbas spine will need a couple years to recover after I break it in half!"
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But as your little table is becoming a bit too sappy finally the other guys are finishing their meals and as such... one of them approaches you.
"So Earthling. Are we doing this or not?"

"Sheesh... are you always this cheerful with people that feed you?"

"Don't take it personally.
I'm an equal opportunist."

"You hate everyone equally, yeah, yeah."
Standing up from the table you crack your neck.

"A-Are you reading my mind?"

"I can but I didn't.
You are not as unique as you think.
Anyway, will the ring do? And... how do we do this?"

"To make it simple we'll follow the tournaments rules.
Hopefully with ringouts you might stand a chance."

"Goody..."

"Oh... and one more thing-"
Vegeta then turns his head around and starts shouting.
"CABBA!"

"Gulp! Yes master!"
The boy nervously stands up and salutes Vegeta.

"You'll be joining too.
Two against one seems fair-"

"HEY!"
You shout and the Saiyans both stop.
"What is this? I thought we're going one on one!"

"Two birds with one stone you could say.
As much as I appreciated fighting Cabba we were still in a competition.
I think he could use some proper training now that we don't have to worry about winning.
Do you have a problem with my generosity?"

>No. Just don't whine when it bites you
>Yes. You can fight him AFTER we're done!
>other?
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>>3459778
>No. Just don't whine when it bites you
This is still gonna end poorly.
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>>3459778
>No. Just don't whine when it bites you
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>>3459778
>>No. Just don't whine when it bites you
Time for some teamwork! That's a first.
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>>3459778
>No. Just don't whine when it bites you

Two birds with one stone Indeed. He gets to train Cabba how to be a Vegeta, and we get to train Cabba on why It sucks to be a Vegeta.
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>>3459778
>No. Just don't whine when it bites you
>>
Well can't say I'm surprised.
This will still end rather poorly

>Writing

And while we're at it.
Let's roll the initial dice
Best of 4
DC: 19 Crit:21
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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3459808
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Rolled 18 (1d21)

>>3459808
AAAAAA
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>>3459808
LETS GO
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>>3459808
>9
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>>3459809
Hue.
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Rolled 8 (1d21)

>>3459808
>>
Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>3459808
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>>3459809
well well well
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>>3459809
Well... This figures we might even make him think us more than gnats.
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>>3459809
lmao
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Are we stronger then Vegeta in his base form still?
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>>3459809
HA

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAA

AHHH, HAAHAAHAA
>>
....What the fuck is this arena made out of that it gives us such bullshit luck?!
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>>3459809
Fucking wonderful. Eric is truly blessed by the god of luck
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>>3459823
We were compared to a supersaiyan before, but considering we kept up with 2 supersaiyans + Hit we might be straddling the benchmark for 2. After awakening, who knows. Not that much more In raw power but that doesn't speak for our hitting power when you consider psychic potential and magic.
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>>3459809
Ohnonono

Ooooohoooohoooooooo

HAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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"No. Just don't complain when this decision bites you!"

"Good.
Now come."

As Vegeta takes the lead Cabba quickly rushes to you and starts to visibly shake.
"W-What's gonna happen Eric?"

"Isn't it obvious? We are tag teaming your teacher."

*Gulp*
"I'm gonna be honest... I don't think we stand a chance even like this."

"The guy is purposefully handicapping himself against us.
And you're saying we won't win just because he has a bigger number?"

"Well YES! Haven't you seen what they can do?"

"I did...
Does that means I'll just not try? Fuck no.
So I'm gonna tell you how we do this: Set 'em up, knock 'em down."

"I don't follow."

"It's an expression.
I'll be the anvil, you'll be the hammer.
Does that make more sense?"

"I think I get what you mean."

"Good.
Just remember to watch out for my moves and I'll do the same with you.
Follow my movements and keep them in mind. I'll get you the openings you need. All you have to do is capitalize on them."

"Got it!"

As you land in the ring Cabba looks at his teacher and actually starts laughing.
Confused by this, you look at him.
"What's wrong?"

"It just occurred to me.
Despite working together a few times already, this will be our first actual fight together.
And against none other than Vegeta himself."
Cabba then raises his forearm for you.
"What do you say partner?"

"Heh... Sounds good to me!"
Smashing your arm into his, you have your little fist bump before saying this.
"I'm gonna miss you once I put you in the ground. Maybe I'll even ask Porunga to bring you back."

"Hey! It's wasn't my idea!
None of it was my idea!"

"I know. But I can't kill my sister now can I?"

"Heh...
Guess not."

But as you share this moment with Cabba, Vegeta gets agitated.
"ARE YOU TWO DONE GOSSIPING?!"

"Yes Master!"

As Cabba readies himself the announcer takes the stage.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME BACK TO THE-"

"I hear one more word out of you and they'll have to operate that microphone out of you!"
Vegeta snaps at him.
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You raise your fists to guard your head and Cabba assumes a stance eerily similar to Vegetas.
The Saiyan you're about to fight then calls you out.
"Ready?"

"YES~!"

"Then... Go!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ed8NYvCLAw

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The two of you charge and make a great effort not to leave the other one behind. But it turns out you didn't really need to as your maximum speed seems to be rather similar.
You go so fast in fact that you reach Vegeta at the same time and you throw the first punch simultaneously, crashing into each of Vegetas arms with as much force as you could muster.

First, as he's pushed back Vegeta smiles and then with a simple flex of his arms pushes you away.
But as he does so the two of you waste no time to commence your second offensive push. Not one but two barrages rain down on the Saiyan as you manage to synchronize almost perfectly with Cabba, the boy managing to read and move along you perfectly and vice versa. This perfect combination attack earns you the crowds adoration.

"L-Look at them! They are perfectly synced!"
Krillin observes.

Frustrated by your overwhelming offense, Vegeta decides to make some risky moves to break out of your relentless attack.
He takes a kick from Cabba in the side just so he could tackle you and push you away with a shove.
But you aren't just gonna let him do as he pleases and wrap both arms around his, holding him down.
Seeing this, Cabba capitalizes on the opportunity and knees Vegeta in the face.

Vegeta then stumbles backwards but you aren't about to let him go off the hook. The second you give him breathing room, he'll start dominating the fight.
"Oh no you don't!"

Using time-skip you quickly make your way behind him and as you come out of the world of skipped time you dive kick him in the tendons.
He falls to the ground and you lock your legs around his neck..
Cabba is already in the air and prepares a spinning axe kick aimed square in the middle of Vegetas chest.
However the Saiyan had enough of your shenanigans and easily blows you away with an omni directional ki wave.

As you roll on the ground and Cabba spins in the air you see Vegeta standing up, his aura slowly changing color until it's golden.
"Quit buzzing around! And face me!"

Cabba struggles to stand up and you use a portal to appear beside him.
"Guess we made him mad."
You speak up.

"Yeah...
What do you think?"
He looks at you.
"Can you keep up your transformation for an extended period of time?"

>We'll see...
>I don't think so. But I got a few tricks up my sleeve
>Other?
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>>3459882
>We'll see...
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>>3459882
>We'll see... But I got a few tricks up my sleeve
>>
>>3459882
>We'll see...
>>
>>3459882
>>I don't think so. But I got a few tricks up my sleeve
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>>3459893
Supporting
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>>3459882
>>We'll see...

We havn't used our pocket dimension of energy yet and we came into this battle fresh thanks to the senzu bean. We aren't gonna out endurance Vegeta so might as well try this.
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>>3459882
>We'll see...
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>out of stamina
>refuel using the bullshit dimension
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>>3459895
Support
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We had like a week to fill the bullshit dimension right? how many times can we refuel if we don't get interupted?
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>>3459882
>We'll see...

>>3459905
>>3459911
Isn't that thing filled with just magic?
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>>3459918
nah it was ki i think as well
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>>3459918
I dont remember if it was just magic or if it was magic and KI
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>>3459924
To the archive.
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>>3459924
Having looked back. Seems it was just magic. If we added other stuff to it, it was never mentioned.
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Well... time for an endurance run.

Roll the dice again!
Best of 4
DC:18 Crit 21

>writing
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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3459939
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>>3459930
Good enough as magic was what we haw least of naturally.
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Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>3459940
Fuck me.
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>>3459939
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>>3459940
>>3459943
>>3459945
Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck
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>>3459940
This is too good.
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>>3459940
Nani!
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>>3459809
>>3459940
What the fuck, are you a hacker? I'm reporting you to hiromoot.
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>>3459944
This tournament dimension is great! It enhances our luck hundred fold!
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>>3459957
Sure feels like that.
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>>3459940
ARE THE Z FIGHTERS DESTINED TO JOB IN THE FACE OF ACTUAL TACTICS?!
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>>3459940
Fucking bam 1 try we dont even need the extra rolls
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>>3459964
well when the tactics they fight tend to be either

1. Overpower them
2. Be tankier then their attacks
3. Blow up the planet

They aren't used to things like this. they also aren't very good at dealing with tactic 3
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>>3459940
>>3459809

The same fucking guy

KEEP ROLLING

KEEP

ROLLING
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>>3459968
It's so sad how true that is. Then again their opponents always had sutch big power differences to them that it was get swole or get dunked was the only option.
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>>3459977
Forgetting the Mafuba existed until Black wrecked them never helped much either.
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>>3459977
Don't we disprove that thought process considering how we just pushed in Gohan's shit? Mainly with Gohan's own help but we regulary beat people stronger then us.
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>>3459954
>>3459973
That must be RNGsus.
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>>3459983
It's hard to consider other options when you have a "go to tactic" which always works.
Combine this with the several safety nets they have, ie Dragon Balls and Beans... And you get a recipe for a disaster (which was Buu as he did not give the faintest of shits about anything they had)
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>>3459983
Most people can't slap you with your own strongest attack with a portal.
We could loop attacks on people with portals too.
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>>3459982
Of course it didn't! It was a solution that meant goku didn't get to punch him in the shnoz! Seriously would have been better finish than the delite universe solution.

While we are on that topic who else realises that black arc makes no sense? Including but not limited to the number of split timelines and a timeline where logically should be 2 Trunks and Mai.
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>>3459990
Mafuba would've been effective on Fat Buu, Base Super Buu and Kid Buu.
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>>3459992
Oh shit, infinite portal loop attack.
>IPL
>Basically just spwning several portals to constantly over lap a beam atatck on its self, basically having them be his by their own beam multiple times.
>Not compatible with blasts
Is that what you meant?
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>>3459998
Pretty much.
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>>3459995
Ah... I see you watched Plagues video as well.
Yes. It made no sense for several reasons.

Personally I was a bit disappointed by Black and him being another "Original character donut steel" as they built him up as this "MYSTERIOUS figure" whose identity did not fucking matter in the slightest.

I would've loved if he was like some sort of Evil Paradox Goten. But no.
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>>3460000
The dumbest part of the arc is why Zamasu decided to take Goku's body and not...
Any God of Destruction
Any Angel
Hit
Jiren
Grande Padre
Zeno.
Or just wishing for enough power to allow him to wipe out the mortals.
Or just wishing the mortals away.
>>
First it's Cabba who transforms, as it's rather easy for him. You however... you still need to get used to it.
Clenching your fists you start gritting your teeth as the energies stirring inside you start going out of control.
"Grrrrrrr.... Hnnnnnnng... YEEEEEAAAAAAARGH!"
You grunt and shout until your hair stands up. Then... you become quiet.
"Cabba! GO!"

"W-What?"

"JUST GO! NOW!"

"R-Right!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSpPFG7RKF4

Cabba takes off with his fighting spirit raging on.
But the fact that you aren't following him seems to have pissed off Vegeta.
"What are you doing? I thought I told you to work together if you want to stand a chance against me!"

"WE ARE!"
You shout and throw a punch which miraculously connects.

*BOOOOOOM*

"What?!"
Vegeta looks around in confusion.

Grinning you punch one more time through a portal you've conjured and strike Vegta in his blindspot when he's looking elsewhere.
Vegeta quickly realizes what's happening and tries... TRIES to put up his guard as Cabba approaches.
But he faces a tough choice. Either he focuses on you and gives Cabba a free shot or vice versa. Neither of which are particularly good.

For the moment he ignores you and focuses on Cabba.
He blocks the boys punch and prepares to hit him back when he gets another smack in the face.
Your fist digs into his cheek but it does only superficial damage and stops dead at his cheekbones.
"IS THIS ALL YOU GOT?!"
He shouts specifically for you.

"NO! THIS IS!"
Suddenly you send forth a wave of psyionic energy through your arm which starts to shake Vegetas head and by extension... his brain.
"NULL FIST! EARTHQUAKE STRIKE!"

That did leave a mark on him.
As his face is being pushed back Cabba breaks free of his mentors hold and contributes to your attack his own way.
Pulling back both his hands he begins to charge up until arcs of purple lightning shoot out from his hands.
"SUPER! GALICK! CANNON!"
>>
So what happens if by some miracle we actually beat Vegeta?
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>>3460030
We get kicked out for being to OP
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>>3460030
Goku orgasms on the spot, then begs for a spar. And then we blue ball him by failing to pass a single roll
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>>3460030
Not-Som turns into Som, kills the quest and later cries himself to sleep while cursing the dice gods.
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>>3460030
>21
>20
>20
After doing the math, this is about on par with getting a 1d10000.
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>>3460041
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The beam blasts through Vegeta, engulfing him completely and even blinding much of the audience. Thankfully you cut off the portals before the blast could consume you as well.
But unfortunately even with the perfectly coordinated offensive and flawless execution you still weren't successful.

Once the smoke clears Vegeta stands there, his hair even spikier than before and lightning arcing around his body.
He wipes some soot off his face as he stares you both down.
"Impressive...
It shows how much you fight together."

You chuckle.
"Actually this is technically the first time we are side by side like this."

"Then I must wonder.
Which one of you is responsible for this?"

"Both!
Cabba knows to trust me.
And I trust his power. That's all there is to it."

Vegeta then closes his eyes.
"It's more than that you know.
Trust alone is not enough for such teamwork. I know that.
I tried trusting someone, wanted to trust someone. But it still didn't work.
No... As much as it pains me to say this... This depends on compatibility as well."
He raises his hands in preparation to fight.
"Now then... Show me just how deep that Saiyan blood of yours runs Cabba! And how far your Human ingenuity can take you Eric!"

Cabba walks back to you and leans in close.
"Eric..."
He whispers.

"What?"

"If we push him further... we'll loose."

"God power. Right."

He nods.
"But I have a crazy idea that might just work.
How good are you at reading minds?"

"I certainly CAN do it. Not sure how well though."

"I may have an idea. A crazy idea. A stupid idea... really stupid in fact.
I learned a technique from a colleague once. Could you copy it?"

>I'll give it a shot...
>Let's keep pushing. Once we are out of options... we'll try it
>No. I have an idea. Can you occupy him while I prepare it? (Open a portal)
>Other?
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>>3460045
>this_is_the_stance.jpg
Fucking kek
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>>3460048
>>I'll give it a shot...
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>>3460048
>>I'll give it a shot...
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>>3460048
>I'll give it a shot...
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>>3460048
>I'll give it a shot...
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>>3460048
>I'll give it a shot
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>>3460048
>>I'll give it a shot.
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>>3460048
>>I'll give it a shot...
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>>3460058
Support
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>>3460048
>I'll give it a shot...
>>
This uuuuuh...
This is gonna get weird. Either the fight ends here or...

>writing

Roll the dice.
Best of 4 as always.
DC: 19. No Crit
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Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>3460075
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Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>3460075
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Rolled 11 (1d21)

>>3460075
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Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3460075
Common rng jesus
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Rolled 4 (1d21)

>>3460075
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>>3460077
RNGesus, praise be!
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>>3460077
IS THIS THE SAME FUCKING GUY AGAIN?!
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>>3460077
You are our fucking hero.
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>>3460077
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>>3460077
MMMMMMMMMMMM
>>3459940
>>3459809
HOW IS THIS ONE ANON SO FUCKING BLESSED

ANON SAMA, TEACH US YOUR WAYS
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>>3460083
yes!
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>>3460077
I think this guy might actually BE RNjesus
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>>3460077
HE IS!
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Gotta wonder what the U7 earthlings think of Eric not getting instantly bodied by Vegeta.
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+1 for the prince
Do you hear the Waku Waku?
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>>3460083
Holy shit it is
>>3460077
He really is RNGesus
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>>3460102
>Roshi instantly disowns Goku and invites us to train under him
>Krillin regains his motivation now that the power gap fallacy has been all but shattered
>Gohan starts to resent his retarded team since they would never be able to work together like this
>>
>Tfw if they had Eric in the ToP then U6 probably would've lasted longer because of his leadership and teamwork
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>>3460116
>https://www.jspell.com/public-spell-checker.html
Oh god, we're hitting him with proper spelling and grammar. His one weakness!
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With a nod you start initiating the mind meld.
"Okay. I'll give it a shot. Try to resist so I can..."
Then you see what he wants to do.
"No."

"Come on!"

"That's a crazy idea! Insane! It doesn't make sense!
And it's... just... so... DUMB!"

"It works!"

"No..."

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO IDIOTS BLABBERING ABOUT?!"

"J-Just give us a second master!"
Cabba turns to you.
"Come on Eric! It might be our best chance."

"Grrrrrr... Okay! Fine! I'll do it!"

You got only one shot at this. So instead of letting the Saiyan cock it all up you'll do the lions share of the work and guide him telepathically.
With your help, some elbow grease and the luck of the gods themselves you attempt Cabbas crazy, batshit insane but probably... fun plan.

You assume your position and so does Cabba.
And as you begin Vegeta... seems to recognize it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMzGbJLuGE0

"Fuuuuuuuuuuu-Sion! HAAAAAAAA~!"
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>>3460116
>That spell check link
Uhhhhhh
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>>3460116
>https://www.jspell.com/public-spell-checker.html

Kek
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>>3460120
OH FUCK LADS.
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>>3460117
>Beerus is talking to Champa later
>"You're telling us we lost to these schmucks in the last Tournament?"
>>
No idea why I had the spellcheckers URL copied instead of the Youtube one.
Oh well
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>>3460120
CABBA? ERICK? NO...
THIS IS CABICK!
OR ERBA!
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>>3460126
I don't know why i like ERBA so much
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>>3460124
I MEANT ERIC, NOT BEERUS
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>>3460120
So here's a major question. How's Buu going to affect the fusion?
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>>3460127
It fits with our cooking theme on top of the Saiyan naming convention as well.
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>>3460126
Caric
Eribba
Cabric
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>>3460129
....oh god, triple mind meld
>>
>In a matter of months U6 saiyans and humans manage to reach levels of strength that took U7 years to reach
Honestly if U6 knew about Super Saiyan much earlier then they'd be beating Goku and Vegeta like ragdolls
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>>3460132
...Oh god, that has to be our name then.
ERBA!
ERBA!
ERBA!
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>>3460133
wait a second
Cabba+Eric= Caic
only way
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>>3460120
I wondered If It was fusion but I dismissed It

I DIDN'T REALIZE NOT-SOM WAS ACTUALLY ENOUGH OF A MADLAD TO DO IT

HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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>>3460140
RNGesus demands it
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>>3460134
If that does happen that could really speed along what we are attempting with U6 Buu. Because He'll get access to our and Cabba's minds and a inderstanding of a shit ton of concepts and other stuff he's never understood before.
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Wait a minute...
We're fusing with Awakening and Super Saiyan both active.
That means it's going to be permanently activated for the duration of the fusion. AND the techniques themselves will probably meld together in some way.
WHAT.
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>>3460120
Oh shit, we did it while transformed. Heres hoping we don't explode.
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>>3460120
No fucking way. NO FUCKING WAY.
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>>3460145
>an awakened super saiyans

But anon, saiyans can't handle that much processing power, they barely function as is!
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>>3460153
But the fusion would be half-saiyan. And half saiyans have the potential to be really smart!
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>>3460145
>Becoming a awakened majin mind posessing super saiyan human cross with a fuck you dimension in our back pocket


Wew lads, this is gonna be a big one
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>>3460153
>>3460156
Buu might too be added to this fusion. So we might get Buu's understanding of magic, his limitless ki and magic reserves, Eric's exceptional ki and psyhic energy control, and Cabba's understanding of ki. Also awakening and super sayian fused.
>>
You don't know what you expected. And you were still surprised by that alien sensation.
The sensation of your body... turning, changing into raw energy and it getting entangled with Cabbas.
Spiraling, twisting, turning... merging.

For the first few moments it feels transcendent. Both of you experience cosmic apotheosis as your essences fuse together, creating something new.
But at the last moment something goes awry. Something neither of you expected.
As Cabba forgot about one... fatal... detail.

You were both transformed.

The golden light that engulfed your bodies cracks like glass and shatters as its very structure is being ripped apart by the ensuing emerging energy. As does the ring around you.
Suddenly the dome, the bleachers and even the planet itself is wrought with tremors.
And as the field of energy around you shatters the new you emerges... different. But completely fine.

You stare at your hands curiously as Vegeta is gasping.
He utters only one word.
"B-Blue?!"

You look up and crack a smile.
"Oh so that was your little secret. Really?
Heh... I guess it makes sense why you didn't want to share it with others how to do it.
Would make you look pretty stupid..."

The Saiyan prince cracks a smile.
"Great. As if merging with Kakarot isn't enough now I get to see someone else being obnoxious.
Oh well. At least this should be interesting now!"
Vegeta then follows suit and powers up to his "Blue state" as he calls it.

"Not for you it won't!
But enough talk. We're running on a timer as is. We'll just have to come up with a name after we're done mopping the floor with you teacher!"
Jumping up you shuffle your hands around while making sounds like Bruce Lee.
"Whoaaaaaaaah! Come on!"

>Take it slow and come to terms with your power
>Time to serve the prince some humble pie! (Go all out!)
>Unload. EVERYTHING!
>Other?
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>>3460166
>Call out Goku to come join.
>Unload. EVERYTHING!
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>>3460166
>Take it slow and come to terms with your power
>Check on Buu
we need to see how this fully works.
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>>3460166
>>Unload. EVERYTHING!
Oh shit, it's Blue. We got five minutes.
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>>3460170
this
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>>3460166
YOU FUCKING WHAT

>Take it slow and come to terms with your power

Understanding this Is FAR more Important than a veggie beatdown
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>>3460166
>Take it slow and come to terms with your power
So we were running on God Ki?
An Awakened Blue Fusion with a basket full of bullshit vs Vegeta
Fair.
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>>3460166
Holy fucking shit.
>Time to serve the prince some humble pie! (Go all out!)
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>>3460166
>Take it slow and come to terms with your power
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>>3460171
Didn't the fight in broly last longer then that?
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>>3460171
Unlike goku and vegeta, erick knew beforehand how to conserve his energy as EFFICIENTLY as POSSIBLE.
I wouldn't doubt that this fusion uses blue as efficiently as possible as well.
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>>3460166
>>3460170
Voting for this

So this is interesting information. Awakening plus super sayian equals SSB
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>>3460171
That's Potara, this Is Fusion technique

I think we have half an hour (We better have half an hour)
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>>3460185
Huh, I dunno. I guess that drawback is only for Potara.
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>>3460190
I'm not sure if it's the awakened state doing it.
Vados implied we've been using God Ki from the start.
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>>3460170
Man, we totally forgot about our little passenger...
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>>3460197
But how? I thought we were just sensitive to It due to our unique exposure conditions?
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>>3460197
Might have been so. However how are all the non god ki using Z fighers able to sense our Ki then? They shouldn't be able too. And if we have been using God Ki from the start it explains how we've been punching so far out of our weight class.
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>>3460166
>>Take it slow and come to terms with your power
Haha holy shit what the fuck
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>>3460166
>>Take it slow and come to terms with your power
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>>3460202
>>3460203
It's possible we've been using a mix.
Or that we've become better at using it since we saw Goku and Vegeta.
Or Saiyan bodies react to it differently.
>"Oh Whis... You are one to talk!
>I'm not the one who handed godly power to a bunch of Saiyans."
>"True.
>But don't tell me you aren't planning to do it."
>"Not anymore!"
>>
I just keep cackling when I think about what the audiance is thinking about this.
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>>3460188
I think because Eric already has insane mastery of keeping his KI inside and using 100% of it, that gives the blue part of the super sayian equation. After all absolute control was the whole bottleneck of getting it to blue, and we just gave it to Cabba on a silver platter in this fusion.
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>>3460208
Wait, actually back when we fought Frost there was a moment when we powered up and we 'absorbed' our power causing It to disappear. Frost straight up asked us 'Where Is your power?' Before we started giving him the business.

Maybe we *do* have some latent understanding of God-Ki In us.
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>>3460209
WAKU WAKU.
Idk how strong this fusion is yet but god damn Goku will want to fight us so bad.
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>>3460208
You know the best part of this? Cabba is going to walk away with an understanding of what God Ki is. He might manage to achieve Super Sayian god and SSB on his own.

>>3460209
Goku is probably going full Waka Waka. Most of everyone else some formed of astoundished except for maybe Valdos and Champa. Caulifla and Kale might want to fuse with us to gain access to god ki. Or fight us as Kefla

>>3460218
That's right. I forgot about it because Awakening overshadowed it.
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Alright. Taking it slow seems to have won...

>Writing

But Imma need some dice here.
Big ones at that
Best of 4
No DC. But you better fucking hit this crit: 19
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Rolled 19 (1d21)

>>3460223
Inb4 fail
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Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>3460223
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Rolled 4 (1d21)

>>3460223
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Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>3460223
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Rolled 16 (1d21)

>>3460223
GOOD LORD
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>>3460224
Neato.
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Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>3460223
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>>3460224
You passed! But our resident Crit Anon failed!

GG Crit anon. You did Zenos work while you could.
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>>3460224
Crit-Sama's successor! Praise RNGEESUS, for this day he gives us the tools for ascension!
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>>3460218
which thread was this and where can i find it?
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>>3460224
Nice, reverse psychology.
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>>3460224
BOI

>>3460234
suptg
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>>3460234
Thread 6

>>Finally you reach your limit, having mustered every bit of power you could bring out.
Though you don't have ki enveloping your body, you still let out a certain... glow though it's very minor.
Frost meanwhile stops in his speech and watches you closely, clearly befuddled by something.
"Where... where is your power?"
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>>3460234
I got you anon give me like two minutes
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>>3460223
Not-Som can we still check in on Buu?
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>>3460239
>>3460234

Nevermind, anon's quick on the draw today.

>>3460235
Saved
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>>3460222
>You know the best part of this? Cabba is going to walk away with an understanding of what God Ki is. He might manage to achieve Super Sayian god and SSB on his own.
The question now is....What will BUU take away from this.

Also, post fusion, scan the fuck out of Cabba’s mind to ensure Buu didn’t slip the leash at all.
>>
Vegeta is about to get bullied hard isn't he?
I don't want to be too optimistic about our current power but I reckon we're pretty fuckin ridiculously damn strong.
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>>3460245
Probably right around Vegeta's level if he decides to go all out.
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Considering we attained awakening after that moment during the frost fight and the fact that the fusion post mentioned what happened happened because both us and Cabba were in a transformed state Awakening has some involvement in our fusion being SSB. As seen below.

>For the first few moments it feels transcendent. Both of you experience cosmic apotheosis as your essences fuse together, creating something new.
>But at the last moment something goes awry. Something neither of you expected.
>As Cabba forgot about one... fatal... detail.

>You were both transformed.

>The golden light that engulfed your bodies cracks like glass and shatters as its very structure is being ripped apart by the ensuing emerging energy. As does the ring around you.
Suddenly the dome, the bleachers and even the planet itself is wrought with tremors.
And as the field of energy around you shatters the new you emerges... different. But completely fine.
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>>3460251
>Blue fusion, 'around Vegeta's level

HA. Yeah, maybe If he goes Blue2 on us he'll be close-ish to US

On one hand we're new to this, on the other hand Eric had godly skill and techniques and we just became a BLUE FUSION.
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>>3460251
I don't know anon.
Vegeta in base is around Cabba's level, nevermind a fusion of Cabba and a super efficient fighter with tons of bullshit.
Blue vs Blue we should hold the advantage.
Evolved Blue vs Blue + Awakening we should still hold the advantage.
Unless Super Saiyan + Awakening was what made Blue.
Ah well.
Doesn't bode well for Bejita considering there wasn't even a DC.
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I wouldn't be surprised if us having bu in us changes how fusion works with us. I might last longer because of buu's magic?
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The spectators from Universe 7 are loosing their shit.
"I-Is that what I THINK it is?!"
Krillin shudders.

"Wooohooo! It sure is!
Good luck Vegeta!"

"H-Hold on a moment... The first time Goku went Super Saiyan God and clashed with Beerus they almost destroyed the universe!"
The old guy with the beard and the sunglasses speaks up.
"What happens if two Blues clash... and one can't control it?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErWQRyPiDck

Meanwhile you and Vegeta charge each other, not giving the faintest of fucks about things like that.
You pull back your fist and clash with Vegeta, the impact of which immediately shatters the dome around you.
"Eh... It was getting a bit tight in here anyway!"

As you continue to exchange blows and kicks like that, you start steadily flying upwards as you match and sometimes even exceed Vegeta.
The vibrations spreading through your fists, the rush of blood. It's all so intoxicating.
With a flash kick you clear the Saiyan prince away who immediately begins shooting his ki blasts at you.

With a few simple waves you swat them all away, causing those energy balls to detonate upon making contact with the ground.
Despite how small and unassuming they are, it's very clear that they pack quite a punch.
"Our turn!"

Spreading your arms wide you toss two similarly small sized but denser balls.
Twirling around in the air you chuck one after another and as expected your opponent deflects them with similar ease, one to each side.
The only exception being that... you expected this.

Suddenly the two balls speed up out of nowhere and jump through two separate portals you've set up.
Dozens of similar holes in the fabric of space open up around Vegeta and the two blasts accelerate until they look more like a thread which forms a web around the saiyan.
Unable to move Vegeta uses a decent amount of ki to unleash a shockwave which blows your balls away.
Heh... balls.
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>>3460263
>>3460263
Just gonna throw a guess out there that had we voted to unload everything we would have gotten angel'd before we did any damage.
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But now that you figured out how THAT works, it's time to break in something else.
With a smirk you start to accelerate towards Vegeta and then...

Ping

You are behind him. His elbow greets you on arrival.
"YOU THINK I'LL FALL FOR THIS?!"

Ping

"No.
But how about this?!"

Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping
You flash around your opponent, making ever more vulgar gestures at him.
And once you stop flashing around there are four of you staring him down with arms crossed.
"Well? What do you think?"

"Tch... Afterimage? Really?"
As you fly in ready to attack Vegeta quickly looks over each copy before snapping towards one.
"THERE!"
You reach up and grab his hand.
"Heh. I knew it!"

"No."
Suddenly each one of the copies delivers a nasty punch before they merge back with you.
With the prince winded you raise your hands and begin battering him.
"Atatatatatatatatata! WATTA!"
Granted he managed to deflect most of those, but he definitely ate the final one after you broke his posture.

As he's sent flying back everyone stares in equal parts awe and horror at what you're doing.
"H-How are they so fast?!"
Piccolo asks and Whis answers him.

"It's mental."

"H-Huh?!"

"You are familiar with the problem of supersonic fighting, right? That the world just becomes a blur when you go too fast?
Normally you'd only go short bursts like that or stop right before attacking just so you could see where you are going.
But it appears they don't suffer from that... In fact I'd wager they can process that information much faster somehow."
He then looks at his sister across the former arena.
"What did you do to this poor lad? I knew your methods were excessive but I'm actually feeling sorry for him."

"I kept throwing him in the deepest end and he somehow always came out on top...
And came back for more."
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Also QM rolling
Just because I want off of Mr Bone's Wild Ride

DC: 18
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>>3460277
>Atatatatatatatatata! WATTA!
Oh god the second we fuse with a Saiyan we got their weird as fucking fighting sounds
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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3460279
Oh come the F*CK ON!
Capital D dice doesn't work?!
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>>3460279
>Just because I want off of Mr Bone's Wild Ride
The ride never ends!
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>>3460279
Uh.
You want us to roll or...?
>>3460281
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3460281
WHAT IS WITH THIS PLACE THAT GIVES EVERYONE SUCH HIGH ROLLS
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>>3460277
Hnng that cocked eyebrow
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>>3460281
OH SHIT.
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>>3460281
What was that not-som. You wanted it to end?
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>>3460277
THE STANCE, GIVE HIM THE STANCE!
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>>3460286
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>>3460281
Was that for us (Cabba) or Bejita?
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>>3460291
What do you think the "Ping" is?
It's time-skip
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>>3460281
Let us have This Not-Som

Let us have this moment of awesome, please.
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>>3460277
>"I kept throwing him in the deepest end and he somehow always came out on top...And came back for more."
I love Vados so much.
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>>3460285
THIS IS THE DIVINE BLESSING OF AUTISM JESUS!!! THROUGH TAKING THE WHEYFU ROUTE YOU HAVE BEEN DEEMED WORTHY OF HIS BLESSINGS!!! THE MANTLE OF HEAVEN IS NOW YOURS!!! OFFER PRAISE TO THE PATRON SAINT OF AUTISM AND MUSCLE GIRLS!!!
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>>3460298
Go back to Stando Quest Fag.

Also what the fuck?! This is the most critacular thread I’ve ever been apart of!
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>>3460297
Vados best sensei I'll be honest, while Eric isn't interested in becoming a GoD I can't help but feel like she has been successfully leading him into that path, and I think lately it's been working
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>>3460298
>Our rolls have breached the space-time continuum
>Requiem quests heaven autists have crossed quests to SPREAD THE WORD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ANYMORE

THIS IS A CRITICAL BREACH, REPEAT, THIS IS A CRITICAL BREACH EVENT
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>>3460302
I agree. And I think Its possibly something vados could even convince Eric to choose later down the road if something were to happen to Champa and a replacement was needed.
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U7 hopefully gets MOTIVATED to work on stuff other than raw power.

Also how drenched are Caulifa and Kale?
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I totally forgot our supreme kai is watching too.
Infinite level hype for that guy I imagine.
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>>3460305
I think the Makai definitely helped harden him up. He's still a good person at heart but is much more willing to do what he has to in order to keep others safe. Really that's all that's really asked of a GoD is to do what needs to be done to keep the universe safe and thriving.
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>>3460306
Kale is probably all star eyed romantic

Caulifa more focused on how they got blue first, and how strong Erba is.

Now Vados on the other hand...
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After your last assault Vegeta straightens his posture and reaches in his mouth to feel around.
When he sees the red spot on his white glove he spits out the excess blood before speaking up.
"Not bad."
Vegeta then... smiles?
Creepy. But somehow satisfying.
"I recognize your abilities... Both of yours!
Keep striving for more... Get stronger! And you will soon rival the gods themselves!
But now... It's time to end this."

"Oh come on.
We know we just pulled this out of our ass but don't tell me-"

"HYYYAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
He transforms. Though subtle, its power is not negligible. Much like the Super Saiyan 2.
"I'm not sure what to call you but I'll tell this to Cabba so you can have some context.
I achieved this during the Tournament of Power. It equals Kakarots stupid technique in power..."
He smiles yet again.
"Only it doesn't destroy my body in the process!
I like to call it... Royal Blue!"

"Hmph... Not bad! Not bad at all!"
You then look at the audience members and suddenly feel a bit of reluctance.

>Okay... I'll go into high gear as well!
>I had enough. If we clash again that will certainly cause more than a few problems...
>Other?
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>>3460310
His "Season two" senses are probably tingling.
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>>3460298
>>3460304
God fucking damn it.
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>>3460323
>>I had enough. If we clash again that will certainly cause more than a few problems...
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>>3460323
>Okay... I'll go into high gear as well!
>Vados, Whis! Can you try and protect the audience?

As if we could chicken out, after all that.
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>>3460330
Support.
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>>3460323
>Yell at the angels to put up a shield
>Okay... I'll go into high gear as well!

HERE WE GO BOYS
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>>3460323
>>Okay... I'll go into high gear as well!
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>>3460323
>Okay... I'll go into high gear as well!

If it gets to dangerous the angels will stop us
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>>3460330
This
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>>3460330
Supporting
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>>3460330
Supporting
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>>3460333
>>3460330
this! Lets fucking go!
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>>3460323
>Okay... I'll go into high gear as well!
>Show me what you're made of manlet!
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>>3460323
>Okay... I'll go into high gear as well
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>>3460330
Changing my vote to this
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>>3460323
What was the DC for, If you would humor my curiosity?
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>>3460323
>>3460330
Supporting
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>>3460344
I'm gonna guess fusion duration.
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>>3460323
>>Okay... I'll go into high gear as well!
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>>3460344
>>3460347
>duration
kek
worse
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>>3460350
What, how long our power takes to tear us in half?
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>>3460350
Excuse me what.
Now I'm worried.
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>>3460350
Durability? We are using a lot of power. maybe even possible Ki disorder?
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So what are the odds this fusion causes Cabba to develop psychic powers?
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>>3460350
Spill the beans Not-Som, what happened?

Don't be vague, I'm on the absolute edge of my seat and I'm F5ing like a madman.
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>>3460354
Bingo
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Why don't we try and go awakened ssjb majin? Maybe buu's power will let the fusion last longer but also give us a power boost.
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>>3460361
Since we critter are we and cabba going to not develop that?
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>>3460361
Wait so was the roll to avoid getting it?
Or did passing get it?
Are we fucked?
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>>3460362
Because I don't want to risk Buu leaking into Cabba's head when he's got no psychic defenses.

>>3460361
So what? All this power is gunna fuck us up hard? Or did us Nat 21ing that roll mean we avoided that issue?
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>>3460361
Wait, why are we getting punished for beating a DC though

Wait, did we AVOID Ki disorder or something by beating that DC?
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Right.
Balls deep it is.
Tackling an evolved blue vegeta.

Do I even DARE to ask for a roll?
Yes. Yes I do
Best of 4
DC: 20 Crit: 21

>writing
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Rolled 9 (1d21)

>>3460384
Lets go
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Rolled 16 (1d21)

>>3460384
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Rolled 15 (1d21)

>>3460384
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Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>3460384
ZENO BLESS THIS ROLL PLZ.
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>>3460384
TOGETHER WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO
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Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3460384
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>>3460389
Squish.
Guess the ride is over.
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>>3460389
hahahaha
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>>3460389
YOU FOOL
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>>3460391
Fuuuuuggggggg
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>>3460391
WE WERE SO CLOSE
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>>3460391
You wrought this loss upon yourself for posting fur shit
Your hubris has angered the gods
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>>3460391
Hahaha
I want
To
Die
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>>3460389
How do I delete someone's 4chan post
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I....I am so sorry. I honestly feel bad now...I need a drink or something.
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a 1 and we failed to pass... this is the first actual crit fail in a while
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Can we get bo5 if we ask buu to get off his ass
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>>3460409
This, can we ask Buu for help?
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>>3460400
well qm, it looks like you got of Mr Bones wild ride after all.
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On the bright side It took Vegeta going absolutely full blast to beat us

When this started, I just hoped to Ring him out at base or SSJ

I think we can call this a pretty damn good achievement, especially If Cabba and Eric come out of this experience awakened by reaching such a peak.

>>3460405
But yeah, It's not your fault but never roll again.
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>>3460409
That Implies Not-Som would let us

That said, YES, PLEASE IF HE WOULD LET US
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I expect to get punched so hard we defuse, or just have the fusion run out at the worst possible time.
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Even if Not-Som does a bo5, Eric won't pass the DC
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>>3460431
But the DC is roll or above.
That being said
Not-Som.
Bls.
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>>3460431
No, the 5th roll hit the DC, it just didn't crit.
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>>3460431
He would pass though.
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I bet Not-Som is having fun finally seeing us sweat after critting out the entire tournament
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>>3460437
No... I'm just glad it's over.
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It's not really an issue.
Royal Blue Vegeta was probably stronger than Omen Goku when he slapped Kefla.
He did better against a more serious Jiren, at least.
And he beat a God of Destruction.
We just need to get stronger.
Or learn to copy the kaioken.
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>>3460440
>We'll just do a quick little exercise to remind Eric he Isn't top dog, give him something to strive for
>Oh god
>Oh GOD
>COME ON
>STOP IT ALREADY
>…Finally
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There’s nothing wrong with losing to vegeta going all out.
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>>3460449
Well we have awakening as our psychic power up technique. hopefully we can learn kaio-ken as our Ki power up technique. then finally break the curse and learn a magic power up technique that doesn't resort to pre-stored power.
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>>3460450
Pretty much

>>3460449
While I wouldn't try comparing it to Omen it's definitely a straight upgrade over Kaioken
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>>3460451
I mean, he does tend to go full bullshit when goes all in.
Remember when he almost killed Cell?
And Heroes implies he can fight Oren and Kamin's fusion with it.
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Hopefully we lose with dignity
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We've been doing incredibly well so far, I just hope Not-Som isn't too hard with Erba/Caric and he manages to fight Royal blue for a while (before Vegeta slaps his shit in)
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>>3460460
Or whis and Vados could stop the fight
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>>3460465
Or we end up defusing when we go for the ring-out
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Wouldn't a potara fusion of Cabba and Eric be even more powerful?
The dance is inferior, right?
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>>3460465
Or Cabba goes full retarded trying to find a power source to beat his master's final form and breaks Buu's mind prision
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>>3460472
No.
They are stated to be roughly equal in an interview.
The difference is that while Gogeta lasts a bit shorter he is a bit stronger, due to requiring balance between the two participants while Potara just mashes them together regardless of who they are.

And they even hinted at it in the ToP that the potara strength is dependent on the compatibility of the fusees. So that kinda explains Kefla but not really
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>>3460451
Even though we lost this battle Vegeta will still spend the next several nights seething and shitting his pants. He was pushed to the absolute limit by an earthling who had a power level lower than ten less than a year ago. Even Goku, should be concerned considering just how insanely fast we progressed.
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"Vados! Whis!
I think we're gonna need a bigger barrier for this one."
The two angels exchange a nod and erect a triple layer barrier around the audience just in case.
Cracking your neck you prepare yourself for what's about to happen.
"Okay... Time to try it your way... With nothing held back!"

"Go ahead!
Do your worst!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6HVC4Zpfw0

Putting one hand behind the other you pull back your hand and begin charging up.
The aura around your body starts going wild as the attack begins to siphon energy from it.
A black orb forms in your hands with purple electricity shooting wildly off of it.

"Gaaaaaalick-"
Vegeta just stands there, ready to take whatever you're about to throw at him.
Boy is he gonna regret that.
"LANCEEEEEEER!"

The dark energy beam shoots out, ripping the surface of the planet apart as it flies above it.
But Vegeta does not relent. He's determined to take it all. Pulling back his fist he begins to condense all of his aura around his arm. Smart.
The absolute madlad actually resorts to punching the ever loving SHIT out of your beam and granted, he actually holds his ground against it which shocks you.

The beam gives up as you stop pumping juice in to it and Vegeta looks up at you.
"What's wrong?"

"Nothing. I just don't want to pointlessly waste more energ-
Urgh..."
You reach for your head.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing I... Oh boy."
You start panting and raise a finger.
"Don't be alarmed. I think my head is about to explode. Please call Vados and Whis asap."

"What's asap?"

"I'm not up for your shit Vegeta! Call them NOW!"

To their credit the "paramedics" arrive just in time to check up on you and their diagnosis is quick and on point.
"We need to separate you immediately."

"Okay... I'm not even gonna ask why. Just tell me how."

They cross their staffs over your head and begin murmuring some sort of spell which causes your body to start glowing.
In moments your body is perfectly engulfed by light and the two of you pop free. Falling unceremoniously on your asses both of you reach for your heads as you're experiencing the mother of all headaches.

"It appears fusing while in Erics awakened form put too much strain on your body."

"Yes. And without being able to revert to a previous form... the damage could've been significant."

"So we overloaded your fusion and ended it prematurely."

"T-Thanks..."
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>>3460480
*and Cabba.
Poor guy, I wanted to give him this victory...
>>3460483
>ORA ORAING A BEAM
Now THAT'S cool as fuck.
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Aaaand that's it. I'm tired as balls and I don't think I could do anything meaningful in the remaining time.

Soooo... I hope y'all enjoyed this. It's been... a trip

See you later
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Damn. We were so powerful that our bodies couldn't handle it. Note to self. Fuse in base and then power up.
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>>3460499
Thanks for the run Not-Som
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>>3460499
Its been one hell of a trip mate. I can't wait to examine all the Gains Eric got from this...along with check on Cabba's mind and Buu.

I can't wait to see everyone's reactions.

How close are Kale and Caulifla to jumping our bones?
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>>3460508
They are both HEAVILY considering fusing and just going at you
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>>3460499
It's okay Not-Som I bet you're burned out. You wanted to do a short session today and you got

This.

I hope we get something from this, some spark of understanding gained from fighting as Erba for a while.

Anyway, get some sleep Not-Som, we'll see you later. Thanks for the run man my hype thrusters were set to maximum. I can't believe you put fusion on the table, I'm still freaking out over that.
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>>3460510
We'll let's act like the charming bastard we are and give them a little encouragement.
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>>3460510
Huh, I was half-jokingly assuming they were debating threesome vs fusion. Funny to know I wasn't too car off the mark.
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>>3460510
I want this
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>>3460510
I am okay with this. Just as Goku for some more senzu's so we can grow our own...and keep a few for 'personal use'.

I am seriously hoping all that sexual tension leds somewhere great.
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Vegeta's going to want a rematch with Erba. Probably would be willing to let us fuse in our base states and then power up.
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Gotta ask. Why Erba?
Seems to have gotten a lot of traction. Sounds goofy to me.
But if y'all like it I'll take it. Means I don't have to come up with a name
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>>3460524
I think it's cause it sounds more "anime"
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>>3460524
I just like the way it sounds. Not sure others.
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>>3460524
I mean, It does sound goofy but I saw anon suggest that and couldn't think of anything better.

We should probably spitball some names, see If we come up with one we like, or If Erba Is what we're gonna stick with.
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>>3460524
I prefer Caric.
Erba seems too silly to me.
Also I just realised.
ONE MORE REASON WE HAVE TO BE PISSED AT CABBA.
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>>3460524
Caric is better, it still has a saiyanish ring to it while still being a combination of their names. Plus it leaves room for Erhit when and if that ever happens.
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>>3460532
>>3460542
Honestly both are good.
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>>3460542
We could rearrange the letters with eric and Hit and just name ourselves CRIT
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>>3460565
>Low Ki maximum SKILL
>CRIT

I LOVE IT.
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>>3460524
Herb pun
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>>3460576
I don't think our Ki is that low anymore. Should probably do some ki training with Valdos to even it out with our psychic power if it's not there yet.
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>>3460524
Erba's a pun on herbs, but I suppose Caric works as a pun on garlic.
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>>3460601
But there's already a Garlic in DB
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>>3460617
Non canon.
His name wasn't even a pun either.
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>>3460623
We are also non-canon, thus making everything canon.
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>>3460782
Holy shit guys
Double Broly.
Garlic Jr is legitimately the dumbest villain possibly ever.
>immortal
>uses a technique that defeats himself
It's so retarded.
The only way to make that make sense is if they tried to Mafuba him and he used it in desperation.
Even then it's retarded.
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He, are prior threads archived? I am having issues finding anything on suptg.
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>>3460834
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Human%20Quest%20Super
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Oh my god that was fucking amazing
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Well, next time we fuse with Cabba we'll just have to remember not to fuck everything up by fusing transformed.
We didn't even get to go full power, not properly, at least.
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Okay, but could Erick beat the Bogdanoffs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5OeVSiisLU
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>>3462020
Just one. And only if he merges with Sminem.
But there is never only one Bogdanoff... now is there?
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Rolled 18 (1d21)

>>3462123
We'll see about that! TAKE THIS!
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Rolled 22, 6 = 28 (2d22)

Shoot, sorry lads, rolling for the androids of the day for the two previous runs
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>>3462184
Cell and some worthless prototype?
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>>3462352
Who wins in a fight, Android 8 or Super Perfect Cell?
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Let's stay fused with Cabba whenever our sister is around. Either she loses interest in him or we get in on the action. Win-win.
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>>3462871
NO IT ISN'T AND IT NEVER WILL BE.
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3454048
>As you let out a sigh and assume your regular fighting stance you hear someone call your name from the audience.
>"ERIC! KICK! HIS ASS!"
>You look up and see Kale actually shouting at you while Caulifla is looking just as confused as you are.
>Turning around you give her a wink and snap your fingers.
Here's to hoping Kale was impressed.
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>>3462871
Based
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>>3463989
Anon we slapped basically the entire U7 team.
Then we were about to slap Vegeta if not for headaches.
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Well if anything we know that this fusion had Eric as the dominant personality. No way in hell Cabba would give Vegeta a bunch of sass.
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Caric or Erba?
Cabric?
Eribba?
Cabbic?
Or try and make something cool sounding out of Japanese pronunciations like Vegito (Vegerot would be the accurate English translation but sounds shit) but that might be a little much.
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>>3465439

Caric sounds good to me and from what I've seen a few others.
I like it, doesn't suffer from "Hunter x Hunter Naming Syndrome" like Erba.
And it's fitting. Sounds like Carrot + Garlic
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>>3465528
And as a side note, I'll try to get a session in tomorrow.
But don't be alarmed if I have to cut it off early as I suspect something might come up
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Huh you guys got vegetas respect. Cool. Damn those rolls.
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Each of you got a neat little ice bag to help your aching noggin' and Cabba hisses in pain.
"Damn it! Does it always hurt like this?"

"No... Not this much at least."
You respond.

But as much as you wanted some peace and quiet right now, you sure as hell won't get any as the excited crowd is already converging on your location.
First being the ever so loud Caulifla.
"That was... AMAZING!
Cabba! You gotta tell me how you did it!"

"Ow... not that loud... please...
And... I have no clue what or how we did. It just... happened."

Before she could turn to you, you shut her down as well.
"Don't look at me. I'm more lost than he is."

Looking a bit disappointed she backs off a bit before Whis and Vados finally interject.
"Okay everyone. We know you're excited but please...
Let them breathe!"

However one figure does not heed the warning of the angels. One that's been strangely quiet up until now.
"I wanna speak with the young man."

"Which one?"

"My fellow Earthling."
The angels debate the matter a bit before letting him pass.
He bows in response and thanks them for their courtesy. The rickety old man slowly looks you over before his sunglasses twitch, as if he raised his eyebrows.
"Well I'll be. You are human after all."

"And... you are?"

"Roshi, Master Roshi. Nice to meetcha lad."
He extends a hand to you and you shake it.
"I must say... I was rather impressed by your display. And I don't think I'm the only one. Heh... If anybody then those three you walloped certainly do.
But I gotta ask... How long have you been a martial artist?"

"Aaaaa... couple months?"

"Yeap. That checks out. You certainly got what it takes but you are no master... yet. Your moves are still a bit unrefined and you have trouble stringing things together.
But your form, your balance and your control are superb.
If anything I think your defense needs a bit of work.... But look at me, getting sidetracked.
I'd like to ask a favor from you-"

"A favor?"

"I'm gonna be honest here. I've lived for quite a while but I've never seen anything like you did... not from a human at least.
Especially that transformation. Makes me wonder...
But anyway... I'd like your permission..."

"For what exactly?"

"I'd like to share what I've seen from you with some folk from my Universe.
I know 2 guys who could really use a "W" right now..."

"Krillin?"

"Nono. Krillin is starting to get himself back together. No, I mean some other folks.
I think if they knew about this it could reinvigorate their fighting spirits.
But I wouldn't wanna do it without your consent-"

>Certainly. Let me explain it to you.
>Eh... I won't share any of my secrets, but you are free to tell what you've learned.
>I'd like it if you didn't just steal my moves!
>Other?
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>>3468210
>Certainly. Let me explain it to you.
Humans deserve relevance damn it.
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>>3468210
>Certainly. Let me explain it to you.

Damn polite old man.
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>>3468210
>Certainly. Let me explain it to you.
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>>3468210
>Certainly. Let me explain it to you
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>>3468210
>Certainly. Let me explain it to you.
>I'd be happy to give them a demonstration some time as well.
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>>3468223
Support
>A demonstration can be worth more than years of study sometimes... (Wince) just later when my head is not trying to kill me.
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A'ight.

>writing
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Oh and I forgot.
Roll 1d21. For learning purposes

Best of 4
DC: 15. No crit
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Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>3468241
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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3468241
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Rolled 4 (1d21)

>>3468241
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>>3468247

Seriously, what the fuck is up with this tournament?

High rolls all around!
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>>3468247
big oof
big gains
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>>3468247
Peak Performance.
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"Certainly, let me explain how it's done.
I'd give a demonstration as well but..."
You hiss.
"Maybe later."

"He-heee. I bet you feel like a club slut after happy hour right now!
*ahem*
But no need. My eyes may not be what they used to be but they are still sharp.
That explanation however would be handy."

Following that you gave the old dude a quick little rundown of the technique you dubbed Awakening.
Roshi listened intently while running his fingers through his beard and nodding along the way.
Once you are finished with your little lecture about the mechanics of the transformation he has this to say.

"I see...
That's a real ball acher I tell you that."

"You have no idea...
It's painful at first. And now... well now the side effects are what hurt."

"Hmmm...
But that's really impressive. Achieving piece of mind is something that usually takes decades of training.
Hell, Krillin got it not recently and I thought that THAT was a bit fast. But you? You make that look like childs play.
Such a level of focus and control... Many masters would be envious of your talents son."

"Heh... Thanks!"

"Hmmmm...
But now that you helped me out I guess it's time for me to return the favor."

"Huh?"

The man grins and even though it looked like previously that he's missing a few teeth, now it looks like he has a full set of perfectly good chompers.
"What? You thought I wouldn't give you something in turn after asking for a favor?
Watch..."
He flexes once and suddenly his muscles explode until he looks like he could bench press the fabric of the universe itself.

"Damn... Can I have that?"

"Heh. With a good diet and years of exercise you can.
But nah. Imma do it real slow so pay attention."
He does many sweeping motions with his arms before cupping his hands together in a familiar manner.
"Ka-me-haaaa-meeeee-"
Then the gathered energy turns into a puff of smoke and he deflates.
"Basically like that. You just gotta do the last "Ha" before you throw it. It's really important.
You saw it twice already. This is the signature attack of my school, my creation.
Easily the best thing about it is how easily it can be tuned. At its weakest it topples over a small car. At its strongest it blows up planets. All depending on how much energy you put behind it. Just remember to not aim it down."
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>>3468268
Oh nice we're learning the Kamehameha then?
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I just thought of a potential omake. Whis explaining to the U7 group the various uses of Psychic power. Most of them are aware of the flashy stuff but they don't know you can enhance your strength with it and what not. They never ran into Psychic fighters that did that.
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>>3468280
Not worth it in my opinion. It's said many moves are better in universe characters even aknowlige it. It's just that mr.fight autist uses it even in fused when he should have better options.

Besides that we in character even said it has too long a charge up.
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Here's a portrait of Erba/Caric's hypothetical base form since I got bored.
I think I got a good mixture of facial features in there at least.
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>>3468268

Hmm.

Given how magic works with thoughts and imagining things, I wonder if we could somehow make an even finer-tuned Kamehameha wave by associating certain effects with the syllables?

Like Goku loves to place heavy emphasis on each hard syllable when he's charging it up for a climactic beam clash. Likewise, Goten created a very quick version of the attack by saying "Ka-me Ka-me Ha!". Could we use a verbal/somatic component to halt the charging process or create differing magic effects at each stage? Maybe blend it with time manipulation stuff to "cancel" into another charging sequence to make it even more powerful in a shorter amount of time?
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>>3468292
It can actually be done about as fast as you can say "Kamehameha" and do the basic motion, it's just that the full power version takes the full windup.
Realistically it can also be done one-handed if you're desperate.
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>>3468292
Why not take it and use it as a base to make a better move? We don't have any Ki beams beyond basic shit.
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>>3468292
Master Roshi straight up admits the Dodonpa is far better than the Kamehameha.
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>>3468300
Or with your feet too.
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>>3468293
Bery nic.
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>>3468293
Nice anon!
>>3468292
Yeah definitely not worth it. We tell him our super powerful transformation secrets and all we get is a kamehameha? Roshi ripped us off. Would've felt been better had he just taken the technique rather than offering us the Kame-Wave. Though that's due to my dislike of how often it's used
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>>3468304
Dodonpa is better in the attacking sense because it penetrates. It's a good killing move. However it wouldn't really do shit against regenerators.
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>>3468310
The best energy attacks in the series are pretty obviously Final Flash or Tri-beam.
Both can hit way above their weight class.
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>>3468308
Ye that move is basicly a staple of U7 seeing how many have it and not all learned from him. Really Kame waves trade value is really low. (Not that we know it IC)
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>>3468314
You forgot about the Special Beam Cannon
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>>3468314
Now that is true.
Final Flash is really impressive considering it's low charge up time.
However the Kamehameha would make for a good base to design a new Ki beam from.
Shorten down the charge time and what not and you'll get something really different.
Which is useful for us because we don't have ki attacks outside of the basic ones.
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>>3468310
Honestly it feels just as much of a battering ram as the Kamehameha when it isn't being used on absolute scrubs with near single digit "power levels".
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>>3468316
I was talking more beam/explosion type attacks.
Destructo Disk and Special Beam Cannon are in the same camp really.
They don't cause massive explosions so they don't get to hit anyone.
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"You got all that son?"

"Yeah."
You nod.
"But I'd rather not try it out until my head stops trying to explode."

"Well I'll take your word for it.
I'm not even mad about it anymore. Not after Goku learned it after seeing it once."

You nod.
"Well thank you for sharing it with me regardless.
I doubt I'll use it much, if at all."

"Oh I don't doubt that.
But maybe you could make something out of it. You seem like the tinkering kind.
Anyways, I wish you a quick recovery. And hope to meet you under less... stressful circumstances.
Heh... Maybe you could introduce me to those lady friends of yours-"

"Get lost!"

"Okay okay!"
He chuckles and then promptly leaves after bowing to the angels and thanking them for this.

Once you're free of him Vados walks over to you and looks you over.
"Hmmmm... It doesn't seem like you're progressing well.
Here. I'll help a bit."
Waving her wand around she casts some sort of a spell on you.
Sadly your headache isn't exactly gone but something definitely changed.

"Urgh... It still hurts.
Guess the pain will linger for a bit."

"Yes. But with the root of the problem taken care of you should be okay now.
Anyway, I believe that was... more than enough excitement for one day. What do you say?"

>Agreed. Let's go home
>Nah. We can hang if you'd like. Don't cut the family reunion short just because of me
>Other?
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>>3468320
Speaking of Ki beams and what not we need to talk to Vados about Ki training in general.
Magic training too. See about having a training session after this to bring those two up to level with our Psychic abilities.
We never did actual Ki training with her. Just an explanation on how it worked before going to talk to champa.
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>>3468333
>>Nah. We can hang if you'd like. Don't cut the family reunion short just because of me
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>>3468333
>Finally check up on how the fusion affected buu
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>>3468333
>Nah. We can hang if you'd like. Don't cut the family reunion short just because of me
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>>3468333
>Nah. We can hang if you'd like. Don't cut the family reunion short just because of me

Maybe we can do something relaxing like shooting the shit with U7's regular dudes. Or trading recipes and cooking tips with Chi-chi, she's been cooking and cleaning up after a Saiyan family for most of her life.
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>>3468333

Also supporting this: >>3468339
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>>3468333
>>Nah. We can hang if you'd like. Don't cut the family reunion short just because of me
>Finally check up on how the fusion affected buu

Switching to this.
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>>3468333
>Nah. We can hang if you'd like. Don't cut the family reunion short just because of me
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>>3468337
Support
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>>3468310
Not really, it's can pierce through people but so can the kamehameha if it's pushed hard enough or the opponent is weak enough. It's just that if they're usually putting that much energy into it then it's usually big enough to cover the opponent entirely. The dodonpa isn't actually a piercing move like death beam or special beam cannon naturally are, it's basically if the kamehameha but better condensed, more efficient, and easy to use with one hand without losing any power.
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You think the migraine is nasty enough for Cabba to Zenki off of it?
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>>3468358

Depends if Saiyans have mental zenkai.

Given how successful Gohan is in the academic field despite having to take long breaks off in between to save the world and/or get beaten the fuck up, it might be possible.
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>>3468358
Probably not but the asskicking he's due definitely will be.
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>>3468367
I would laugh if he Zenki's and unlocks psychic powers as a result. That would actually be neat. Us having a student to teach psychic powers wise.
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>>3468372
Cabba sure. Gohan just don't even bother, court Videl for him even having the sheer audacity to ask us.
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>>3468379
Ooooof

Now I understand and respect your decision to not cuck Krillin... But I can't let you do it to Gohan as MUCH as I want to. And believe me, I do.
Besides. Would you want Gohans sloppy seconds? Especially after he ruined Videl with his Aura of Job?
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>>3468333
>>Finally check up on how the fusion affected buu
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>>3468372
>>3468367
Jokes aside there might actually be a good chance he could unlock some minor pychic ability from getting the feel of it after fusing with Eric. I mean, Goku figured out telekinesis and telepathy just from hanging out with King Kai, even Vegeta can do it somewhat just from one fight with Guldo.
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>>3468385
Don't worry Not-Som.
Once we become a time patroller Gohan ruining Videl will cease to be an issue.
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>>3468385
She's a human with potential that's being stifled by being around Gohan.
Fuck, being around Goku's family in general has ruined her.
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>>3468385
>Implying Eric wouldn't cure her of her bland DBS personality
But nah, three girls is enough
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>>3468393
>Time Patrol
Damn. What a fool I was! I see now...
It won't be cucking if none of them ever had a relationship.
Eric will become the ultimate Chad. He'll have ALL the babes and leave none for the rest of the multiverse... What have I done?

Anyways

>Writing

And also rolling for Buu to see how well his regen deals with headaches
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>>3468409
Poor buu
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>>3468409
Not good apparently
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>>3468409
Time Patroller Eric was actually Ace all along
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>>3468385
>Now I understand and respect your decision to not cuck Krillin...
Probably would if I could, and maybe if I didn't have nostalgia blindless of him from his DB days which kind of makes him my favourite male human in the series. Admittedly the latter isn't too big of a factor.
>>3468421
Depending on things he might also be that one that hopefully nobody likes referring to the XV2 Protagonist because XV1 had to job to make him relevant. Love the things he got to do though, which makes me even more salty about XV1.
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>>3468463
Pssst... hey...
you could have this
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>>3468474
On one hand abusing time travel to sleep with another guy's wife is pretty shitty, on the other hand technically none of it happened in the main universe and would be before they got together.

This could bring up a whole philosophical discussion on morality and what could be considered wrong, then again Time Patroller, ultra chad Eric is clearly the best ending.
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"Nah. We can hang if you'd like. Don't cut the family reunion short just because of me."

"O-Okay... Are you sure you'll be fine?"

"Yeah.
Don't worry, I'm good."

Cabba then starts whining.
"Oh come on Eric!
My head is killing me!"

"Shoulda thought about that before laying your eyes on my sister!"

"THIS AGAIN?!"

Chuckling to yourself you then cross your legs and begin meditating.
"Anyway, I'll be meditating for a while now. Maybe that'll help with the headaches."

"And that's just not FAIR!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibb_B4bQ6VM

Entering into a deep sleep like trance you sought to check up on Buu, who you felt in that strange... mix that you formed.
And since he got tucked somewhere you fear the negative effects of your transformation might've affected him.
What you found confirmed this suspicion of yours.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!"

"Whoa! Calm down Buu. Calm down!"

"HURT!
BUUS HEAD HURTS!"

"Do you... even have a head in here?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Okay okay! Calm down!
Shhhhhhhhh!"
You try to reach out to the entity.
"It's okay. It'll be be fine! The pain goes away!"

"STOP!
MAKE IT STOP!"

"I... I can't Buu. I'm not doing it!
You just have to wait!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"


"Shit...
This is hitting you pretty hard, isn't it?"

Hearing his genuine shrieks of agony and seeing the red veins on his floating, disembodied eyes pop out and nearly bursting you almost feel pity for the creature.
Unfortunately you... don't know what you can do, if anything at all.

>L-Look... Just stay still and I'll try to help you, okay? (Dangerous)
>Buu! If you promise to be a good boy I... I'll give you something! (Give him access to one of your senses) (No memories allowed)
>Stay and comfort him
>Other?
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>>3468497
I mean, Trunks murdered his 18 and there are no hard feelings.
Timelines are cool like that.
It's a really good thing there were no poachers in Trunks' timeline otherwise future 17 would be invincible.
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>>3468504
>L-Look... Just stay still and I'll try to help you, okay? (Dangerous)
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>>3468504
>>L-Look... Just stay still and I'll try to help you, okay? (Dangerous)
I....I'm just gonna hope. IF we can pull this off it will do alot to help Buu view Eric in a more positive light.
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>>3468504
>L-Look... Just stay still and I'll try to help you, okay? (Dangerous)
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>>3468510
>'Sup 18. Look, I got 17 copies of you all of whom have agreed to have sex with me at the same time
>So far, each and every single one was dicked so hard they never once complained
>Wanna be the 18th?
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>>3468504
>L-Look... Just stay still and I'll try to help you, okay? (Dangerous)
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>>3468504
>Buu! If you promise to be a good boy I... I'll give you something! (Give him access to one of your senses) (No memories allowed)
Uh oh.
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>>3468504
>>L-Look... Just stay still and I'll try to help you, okay? (Dangerous)
To be fair, the danger is much more minimal in the presence of such powerful fighters.
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>>3468543
Oh it's not dangerous because of that.
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>>3468556
Yeah, I expect the danger is Buu lashing out in pain and fucking us up mentally, rather then him going for a possession and making us rampage.
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Whoops. Looks like I wasn't paying enough attention to the time.
The risky option wins

>writing

And roll another set of dice. Hopefully the last one for a while
Best of 4 as usual
DC: 10 Crit: 18
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Rolled 12 (1d21)

>>3468610
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Rolled 12 (1d21)

>>3468610
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Rolled 11 (1d21)

>>3468610
Check this out.
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Rolled 7 (1d21)

>>3468610
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Rolled 18 (1d21)

>>3468610
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Rolled 4 (1d21)

>>3468610
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>>3468616
Anon why
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atleast we passed?
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>>3468613
>>3468614
>>3468615
>Three rolls out of 4 within 9 seconds of each other
>Cucks us from the crit

Come on guys.
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>>3468626
Eh it's fine as long as we don't fail.
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>>3468626
I'M SORRY!
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>>3468618
18 was too late to save us huh.
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Yep....unless Not Som wants to be merciful cause 3 anons rolled within seconds of each other the second the vote opened?
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"Okay Buu...
Look! Just try to stay still and I'll help you! Promise!"

Though you plead to him Buu seems to be in so much pain that he's even less inclined to listen than he usually is.
Screaming and howling he continues to thrash around in an attempt to fight whatever is harming him.
But after a bit you do manage to make him come to his senses.

He calms down just enough for you to get in and try to fix him.
The only problem was... you didn't know how. This condition plagues you as well and you'd LOVE to know how to get rid of it. But you don't.
So you do the only logical thing and try to wing it.

Using Buu as a sort of guinea pig you try to figure out exactly why your brain gets busted up each time you transform, or at the very least treat the damage that's been done.
You tirelessly work and toil but after spending hours there you just... give up.
Panting and sweating you look at Buu who can not contain himself any longer, like a child stung by nettles who was told not to scratch himself. For a while he behaved but he's reached his limits.

"Damit!"
You curse.
"There's gotta be a way!"
Then you look at Buu who's starting to get angry. Then... you look at yourself.
"Aw shit! The things I do for others!"

Pushing forward once more you try to delve deep into the eldritch chaos that's within your roommates "head" and reach for that pain of his.
Swallowing nervously you attempt to get a hold of it and... try to take it.
It's a bad idea sure but it's the only one you have.

If you can't get rid of it in any way then you'll try to transfer it.
And it looks like it's working.

Every single fiber of your being fights you as you do so but it's working.
The pain grows and grows into unimaginable proportions until it doubles in magnitude.
Halfway through the process you start screaming as loud as your throat can let you and you don't stop even after the transfer is complete.

As you break away from him Buu falls silent as the pressure on your mind grows and grows until *POP*
And everything goes blank.

White noise rings in your ears as your eyes open.
The rays of sunshine piercing them feel like needles.
You hear a muffled voice calling out to you but only barely.

hey, hey, Hey

"Hey..."

As your vision and hearing slowly return to you your mouth uncontrollably curls into a pained smile.
"If I wasn't dead before..."
You say in a weak voice.
"I'd think I died... and went to heaven."

"Why?"
Kefla asks you.

"Because I'm seeing an angel."

She chuckles and gently taps your cheek with her knuckles.
"I'll let you have that. Just because you were so cool back there."
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>>3468685
Seems that didn't happen.
>>3468695
Hey cute.
Hopefully we can get compliments from Kale and Caulifa solo too.
Maybe even another lap pillow from Kale, that'd be nice
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I hope Buu appreciates that.
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....Did we also die?

Also...I'm glad to see her, but like...why did the girls fuse?
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>>3468705
Panic maybe?
But it'd be nice to get some non-fused time, I'll admit
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Rolled 8 (1d22)

>leave for personal reasons
>come back to discussions of us cheating on our 3 [4 if kefla counts] waifus.
>Failed to crit by one roll
>Realize that comforting buu might have had a better chance of improving our relationship steadily instead of the trying help him option.
>Finally realize that so far every time we used or talked about time related stuff near the tournament grounds we've jobbed.
>Decide only thing left is to roll android of the day
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>>3468705
I'm sure we'll find out.
Also the angel one liner kinda loses it's charm when we know actual angels.
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>>3468715
Kale, Caulifa... who's the third?
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>>3468715
Eighter!
>>3468717
Vados.
I think.
Maybe Sala.
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>>3468717
Planet Plant, the original waifu who gave us our three children
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>>3468715
Oh hey look at that, best boy coming through
>>3468717
Vados
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You try to sit up but can't. Everything hurts.
Even the gentle breeze feels like somebody giving you a full body sandpaper massage.
So instead of doing everything you just lay where you are. Whatever you are on feels like the only soft thing in the universe right now.

"What... what happened?"
You ask in a weak voice.

"You were sitting in place then... you looked like you got shot in the head. Fell over."
Kefla started stroking your hair.
"Made the girls really worried you know."

"Sorry..."

"For what?"

"For... scaring you."

"Don't be. If I was angry, you'd know.
And besides... they wanted to fuse anyway. Now they just got an excuse."

"Why..."

"Because this-"
She leans down and gives you a little kiss on your lips. That single moment before she pulled back would've felt too short even if it took the rest of eternity. Just a little peck. You curse your luck.
"-is a lot less awkward this way."
She smiles at you.

If you had the strength to do it your mouth would be hanging agape right now and you'd be letting out a high pitched noise like a boiling kettle.
But instead you just let out a tired smile.
"Damn... I should nearly kill myself more often."

"If you die...
I'll resurrect you just so I can kill you myself for scaring me like that..."

But as you're sharing a quiet little moment like that you hear a voice breaking the silence.
"Heeeey Kefla-"

"Son... Goku...
Get lost..."

"Oh come on! Are you mad because of a tournament?"
He claps his hands together as if he was praying.
"Please! I just want to speak with Eric for a moment!"

"Get... Lost!"

>Kefla please. Let him speak
>(speak to Goku) Could you do as she asks?
>Other?
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>>3468727
>>(speak to Goku) Could you do as she asks?
We get one hour of Kelfa time Goku. FUCK OFF and wait your turn.

Also awwwwwww. That's sweet.
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>>3468727
>I get the feeling he's not gonna leave until I talk to him (humor the monkey)
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>>3468727
>(speak to Goku) Could you do as she asks?

Piss off, fight autist! We can speak later, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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>>3468727
>Kefla please. Let him speak
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>>3468727
>(speak to Goku) Could you do as she asks?
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>>3468727
>Kefla please. Let him speak
>I get the feeling he's not gonna leave until I talk to him (humor the monkey)
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Seriously guys, we get 1 hour of Kelfa time once in a blue moon, and we don't know how long it's been since the girls fused and we got KO'd. Goku can wait his turn.
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>>3468727
>(speak to Goku) Could you do as she asks?
No one cuts into our Kelfa time!
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>>3468727
>Kefla please. Let him speak
What the fuck do you want, retard?
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>>3468727
>(speak to Goku) Could you do as she asks?
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>>3468738
A five minute conversation isn't going to kill us anon, and we have more chances to interact qirh Kefla than we do a guy who lives in a completely different universe.
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>>3468752
I want my romantic and sweet lap pillow with Kelfa damn it. This is going to be one of the only chances we get for Eric to enjoy romance and not spaze out. I want to enjoy it to the fullest and let the autistic space monkey wait his turn.
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>>3468727
>Kefla please. Let him speak
We can hear what he wants and decide whether or not to ignore him guys.
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>>3468727
>(speak to Goku) Could you do as she asks?
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If I count right that's 6 for Karrotcake to fuck off and 5 for him to speak.
Right?

Anyway.
>writing
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You glare daggers at Goku, as much as you can anyway.
"Could you do as she asks... and leave?"

The Saiyan then folds his arms behind his head and leans back.
"Aaaaaah... Sorry!
Didn't mean to bother ya'!
I just wanted to give you a Senzu to fix ya'!
Well... take care!"

"NOWAI-"
And he left.
"...Damit."

Kefla chuckles.
"Well that's taken care of."

"Yeah... maybe it's better this way."
You look up at her.
"Now I get to lay here a while longer."

Reaching up where Kefla is running her fingers through your hair, you grab her hands and she lets out a confused mutter.
"W-What are you doing?"
Not saying anything you gently entwine your fingers with hers and then put your hands on your chest.
Kefla seems to be a bit embarrassed... or nervous. It's hard to tell when you can barely think straight.
"You're such a weirdo."

"So I've heard."

"W-What I don't get is... why me? Why... the girls?
You're... amazing. You could get any girl you want. So why two... dumb... stupid... brutish... hairy monkeys?
C-Could you let go? This is so embarrassing."

"It's... confusing I know.
But there is a good reason why you...
Because I've never met anyone like you.
And... It's not like I'm not letting you go...
You can take your hand away you know."
You close your eyes and start resting on your nice little pillow.
It smells really nice.

Kefla realizing she's been defeated resigns herself and silently tightens her hold on you.
"Well if you won't. I won't."
She leans in close and whispers in your ear.
"Because there is no way I'm letting you run away now!"

She pulls back a bit and stops mere inches away from your face. Staring into your eyes she seems to... wait.

>Kiss (Kefla route)
>Sperg out
>Other?
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Y'know, now I'm curious: how do the Angels, Kais, and GoDs see this sort of frivolous use of the Potara by mortals? Like, do the girls get a free pass because of how much Champa values Kefla's power and usefulness as a champion when he needs one?
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>>3468886
>Kefla route
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time to get locked huh
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>>3468889
I don't see why the Angels or GoD's would give a singular fuck.
And I guess it depends from Kai to Kai.

Zamasu had a fit of autism but Gowasu, Shin, Fuwa and Old Kai don't seem to have a problem with it
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>>3468886
>>Kiss (Kefla route)
Okay I regret nothing now. Missing the crit roll to help Buu, and missing a Senzu to get over this headache from hell, it's was all leading up to this moment.

This is fucking adorable Not Som. And I applaud you for making it so awkwardly cute.
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>>3468886
>Kiss (Kefla route)
Oh shit here we gooooooo.
>>3468889
Only Zamasu would give a fuck.
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>>3468886
>Kiss (Kefla route)

You got what you wanted 3(4) way relationship!
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>>3468886
...Kissing doesn't mean we lock ourselves out of Kale route right?
Little unsure how this works with the fusion thing.
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>>3468886
>Kiss (Kefla route)
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>>3468912
I mean...Kelfa is a fusion of both girls, and Kale's clearly into us too, so....I'm pretty sure this locks us into the OT3/OT4 route.
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>>3468886
>Kiss (Kefla route)
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>>3468912
It's both anon, kefla route is the threeway
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>>3468898
>>3468900
I guess "depends from Kai to Kai" is probably the most accurate answer. The Potara DO grant certain rank and privileges like the Time Ring bullshit from the whole Goku Black arc, so some might be concerned, but if the GoDs and Angels dgaf then they might just shrug it off.
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>>3468886
>Kiss (Kefla route)
I was mostly hoping for Vados but I guess I'm alright with this.
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>>3468925
Well, alright then.

>>3468886
>Kiss (Kefla route)

Want to make a comment on lap pillow but can't think of anything.
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>>3468886
>Kiss (Kefla route)

IS THERE ANOTHER OPTION?
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>>3468939
>Want to make a comment on lap pillow but can't think of anything.
I'm honestly wondering how soft it is, cause M U S C U L A R S A I Y A N T H I G H S, but I guess their soft enough for a pained and exhausted Eric.
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>>3468937

Even if was a viable choice, I think it would be too one-sided. The Angels are just a few steps removed from Zeno, who casually erases universes out of boredom. Eric might be a fascinating human specimen, but I don't think that the Angels would view him as anything more than a potential God of Destruction or a passing distraction.
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>>3468943
Guess it'd be in bad taste to go "so you got your thighs from Kale right?"
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>>3468932
I mean, in general they seem pretty ok with it. Kibito is probably the biggeststickler to the rules we see of the Kais (besides super autist rose) and even he didn't really see potara use by mortals as a big deal.

I suppose that's one thing I honestly really like about DB's setting. All the gods shown, from the planetary guardians up to the kaioshins themselves, are genuinely down to earth, good people just doing their jobs.
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>>3468949
Eh tbf, angels can make bonds with people.
That loli one was devastated when her universe was erased.
And Vados did blush when seeing us.
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>>3468949
>passing distraction.
I mean, unless Eric chose to wish for Immortality, or became a GoD, it's not like their wrong.
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>>3468954
Y-yeah
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>>3468949
>The Angels are just a few steps removed from Zeno, who casually erases universes out of boredom. Eric might be a fascinating human specimen, but I don't think that the Angels would view him as anything more than a potential God of Destruction or a passing distraction.
Judging by DB's track record, they're just normal humans mentally. I don't recall any genuinely alien being in DB except maybe Buu and even then he was just a kid.
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Vados is going to be so sad... but seeing we are alredy locked, we should at least do it properly.
>Kiss (Kefla route)
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>>3468956
Loli Angel is the oldest angel iirc
and I presume the most powerful angel not including Grande Padre.
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>>3468943
So... Kefla it is.
Just 'member. I gave you an out.
But judging by the overwhelming majority, that won't be an issue

>writing
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>>3468973
Eh couldn't see anyone willingly turning down ending up with effeectively multiple saiyan girls
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>>3468967
Still tho, my point about angels having connections with people stand.
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>>3468981
I mean... Once I provide FemZamasu and Supreme Kai of time you might think differently.

And I was fair I think. I even left Vados as a possibility but she seems more of a nieche than anything else
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>>3468989
Yeah I feel bad for the guys who like Vados.
FemZamasu, assuming you're not joking, would be a hard pass for me, though.
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>>3468989
Eh... Time loli already has her jober... Is it only me or do the best girls tend to get jobers?
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>>3468989
>Fem Zamasu actually being a possible thing.
Reeeeeeeee. This is why you either tell your voters who the possible waifu's are ahead of time, or introduce them all at once, so people don't get salty that they voted for a girl only for *The Best Girl* to show up after the PC's already been route locked.

SKoT is a shit tho.
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>>3468989
>FemZamasu and Supreme Kai of time
YOU MONSTER
tbf if Supreme Kai of Time likes somebody she'll just do to them what she did to Trunks.
No Mai for Time Patrol Trunks.
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>>3469001
It's fine, she's got 2 Future Warriors and if things get incredibly desperate maybe she might somewhat consider Trunks.
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>>3469011
>No Mai for Time Patrol Trunks.
You know, I feel bad for that Trunks. Because goddamn Future Mai's absolute top tier.
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>>3469005
I never said she won't be, now did I?
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>>3468982
Yes, we'll probably see a little of Vados reaction in the epilogue. I bet from now on she'll act "normal" and super professional around Eric (and she will cry when she's alone)
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>>3469017
Whelp. There goes my good cheer on the adorable Kelfa route. Thanks man. Really living up to your name.
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>>3469005
>SKoT is a shit tho
You shut your whore mouth
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>>3469019
That seems a little much
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>>3469022
Don't like her personality, and while her Full Power form is pretty good, she still spends 99% of the time as a Loli, and that's just not good anon.
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>>3469027
>>3469022
Tbh I prefer her loli state. (don't look at me, she's old as time so she's legal)
That """tranformation""" ruined it for me
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>>3469034
I just like the halo.
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>>3469027

Sometimes people fall in and out of love, anon. Even if Eric and Kefla or Kale/Califula try their best to be compatible with each other, there's always a chance that it won't work out.

In addition, I get the feeling that a FemZamasu would be more of a unfriendly/deadly rival to Eric at any rate. Maybe akin to what Frost would have been, but less visceral hatred and more of an indifferent loathing.
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>>3468949
I don't know anon, being considered for a GoD has gotta be the highest distinction a mortal can get. Besides it can't be that alien of an idea if there's actually a rule in place that prohibits angels and GoDs from being in relationships. In a population of 13 that's gotta imply some past "interactions" between the angels and some expetional mortals/GoDs.

Besides, even ignoring the flirting she did, we did get some bits that showed Vados finds Eric attractive, like when he broke out of that super leg brace and she started blushing.
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So... No harem option?
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>>3469045
I have honestly NEVER seen a quest couple just fall out of love/not work out. Not in all my years of questing.

I mean, if OP says Fem Zamasu Route is....was...possible, I'm going to assume he wasn't lying. We're working to Redeem Buu. Why not Fem Zamasu?
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>>3469050
I mean apparently the Kefla one means Kale + Caulifa.
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>>3469034
You get both so really it doesn't matter
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>>3469048
I thought there wasn't a rule, just that no angel is really interested in GoDs?
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>>3469056
Yeah, but it's not like there was really any other way for it to play out for Kefla. We could have gone for either of the girls without getting her, but to get Kefla requires getting the girls more or less by definition.
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>>3469050
I mean, Vados being an immortal divine being could be be open enough that joining in might be possible, but I doubt it. SKoT might offer a threesome/foursome but that would require convincing Caulifa and Kale, which again I doubt.
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Speaking of FemZamasu wouldn't Zeno just go "nope" and delete that one right away?
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>>3469053
Fem Zamasu could easily use the Super Dragon Balls to mindfuck us into being Eric Black.
SKoT isn't above just snatching Trunks from his place in time and ensuring he never sees Mai once.
But hey.
We'll see what happens.
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>>3469053
>I have honestly NEVER seen a quest couple just fall out of love/not work out. Not in all my years of questing.

It usually plays out in the form of waifu wars until the quest implodes or the QM implements harems to calm people down.

But there's going to be an interesting angle here. Even if Kale and Califula inherit her memories and such, Kefla is still a different and distinct individual from them. It's going to be interesting to see how this can play out.
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>>3469075
Expy is magic! Like we have not!21.
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>>3469075
I mean, I'm sure in a infinite amount of timelines, there's versions of Zamasu that don't go completely batshit. I don't see a reason why Zeno wouldn't let us try and redeem her. Its not like he can't erase her at will the second she puts a toe out of line.

>>3469076
>Fem Zamasu could easily use the Super Dragon Balls to mindfuck us into being Eric Black.
Yeah, but that's something stupid that only The Real Sominius would do, so I don't see that just happening.
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>>3469075
You'd have to bring it his attention but probably, assuming she does anything.

Speaking of Zeno, I always imagined Etic would accidentally meet them somehow, think they were just some lost kids, and feed them sweets and befriending them while looking for their parents. Everyone starts freaking out when they realize where Zeno is.

>Eric's face when he realizes he's been babysitting capital G God.
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>>3469081
Odds are we'll be going on dates with each of them individually too. To make sure they don't get annoyed at us/Kefla.
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>>3469089
Thing with Eric though is that just stealing his body ala Goku Black won't work.
Most of his power comes from his mind.
Besides, we could join the time patrol and be exempt or something idk.
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So uh did you guys forget how u6 saiyan culture is relationship wise? They practice a form of eugenics. Just because we’re doing Kelfa doesn’t exactly mean we can’t also get with Vados unless not-som says other wise. We don’t know caulifa’s and kale’s position on it yet.
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>>3469117
I mean they ran off from society because they dislike what saiyan society was like.
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>>3469106
That's true, FemZamasu would be more likely to go Towa route and create the ultimate divine warrior instead, well that or Kefla Black
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You... didn't even realize what you did.
As you kept staring into her eyes you were just... drawn in. Both figuratively and literally.
With your remaining hand you reached up and caressed her cheeks before pulling her in.

Once more your lips connect but this time the moment lingers and you can really feel it, savor it. And she tastes oh so sweet.
You feel a strange heat rising both from within you and her. Hungrily you both press harder as you're swept up in the sensation.
Only once you both had your fills do you part your lips.
Both panting you stare longingly into the eye of the other as the tiny bridge of saliva between you snaps.

Finally Kefla seems to regain her composure somewhat as she licks her lips.
"Well well well... who woulda thought?
You were holding back on me."

"W-What do you mean-"

"You kept tossing around all these foods but you kept the tastiest treat hidden.
That's not fair!"

"Oh believe me, it was NOT my intention!"

"I know.
But that still won't stop me from devouring you once I get the time."

*GULP*

She chuckles.
"You're cute when you're nervous."
She strokes your chin.
"Strong on the outside. But squishy, soft and cuddly inside."

"Y-Yeah... I honestly don't know how a loser like that could land the best girl of the universe."

"Oof. That's a good one."
She says as you finish flirting with each other.
You have a sneaking suspicion that if it weren't for the crowd around you she'd go in for the kill as is.
A shame... But the silence you got instead was nice in its own way.

Sharing a quiet moment like that without saying a word and not feeling the least bit awkward was... relieving.
It made you realize that the nervousness you felt before was meaningless. Once you got things off your chests both of you felt much better as proven by the silence not being awkward.
And as you kept sitting in Keflas soft laps you fell asleep while she was caressing your head.
She even hummed a little song which helped. Perhaps she did it for you or perhaps she simply... forgot about herself and sang out of joy. You may never know. And you definitely don't care.
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Phew... do you guys have ANY idea how hard this shit is to write?
I can't believe this but I want to go back to the tournament.
I feel comfortable writing punchy things. Not this lovey-dovey sappy shit
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>>3469128
>create the ultimate divine warrior instead

Why would FemZamasu try to create something that would be superior to himself? No, there is only one route available to her, especially if she learns from her predecessor's mistake.
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>>3469128
Eric Black would either be MYSTERIOUS MASKED HUMAN or mindwarped into it.
Alternatively, they kidnap us and turn us into a cyborg or something if they come from the nerd universe
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>>3469123
More specifically, they dislike being told what to do by the elite.
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>>3469117
They didn't agree with society and ran off though, plus I doubt harems are a thing in Saiyan culture. Frankly I think anything beyond a eugenics motivated one night stand is all that common, let alone full blown polygamous relationships.

In a setting full of perverts and sex jokes, saiyans are actually tame and don't seem all that interested in that kind of thing
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>>3469131
Dawww, this is cute.
While I like Kale the most this is pretty good.
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>>3469152
The reactions to Universe 2s love manipulation attack is enough to see that universe 7 and most of 6 and 11 dont really care all that much about it
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>>3469152
>>3469117

>Eugenics
>warrior culture

Could possibly be something that the Clans do in Battletech/Mechwarrior? Test tube babies everywhere to cultivate the most superior warrior breed, actual natural born children frowned upon or stigmatized unless it's an arranged thing between two superior warriors.
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>>3469136
You did great Not Som. Be proud.
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>>3469136
You done good today Not-Som, and don't worry, as much as I enjoy budding romance I'm all for fighting, training, and adventures.
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Gotta wonder what the humans from U7 think of the madlad that is Eric.
Going after two saiyan girls who apparently likes him back?
Whew.
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>>3469174
U7 has shit luck there, only having saiyan guys surviving.
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>>3469174
That is crazy, but they're probably a lot more focused on what they've learned today. Humans have a transformation path, and they watched a human martial artist adept beat Gohan 1v1 through creative use of techniques he developed. That's opened up a lot of possibilities for them like Vegeta introducing SS to u6 saiyans did for them, it's really gonna light a fire in them.
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Cabba's revenge for giving him shit about our sister will be Caulifla's brother showing up to make sure we're strong enough for his sister.
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>>3469193
>Eric beats him up
>Renso: woah this guy is insanely strong?! Also he's a good cook.....well I'm satisfied
>Cabba:.......I'm not sure what I was expecting to happen
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>>3469193
>>3469200
I totally forgot about Renso!
Thanks for reminding me
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>>3469200
>Eric: So it's acceptable in Saiyan culture for Siblings to test those interested in their siblings?
>Cabba: Oh no.
>Eric: It's time Cabba.
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>>3469200
Is not about the fight itself. It's about that awkward feeling when you interact with your girlfriends family.
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When you come to you feel... weird.
Like your nice and soft pillows are gone. In their place are similarly soft pillows but they are not nearly as big.
Your eyes slowly open up and you see a familiar sight but not the one you were expecting.

"Good morning!"
Kale greets you and suddenly you feel a bit... hollow in your chest.
And you feel like a dick for it but you can't help it.

Rubbing your eyes you ask the obvious question.
"How long was I out?"

"An hour and a half."
Caulifla responds as she's sitting with her back to you.

"Urgh...
Well... my head is a bit better. I can sit up now."
Straightening your back you look at Kale and smile.
"Thank you!"
She nods back.
"It's... quiet."

Hearing this Champa speaks up.
"Those good for nothings left once we ran out of food.
Typical. But good riddance. At least now I can finally make my wish!"

"Oh?"

>What are you gonna wish for?
>Don't we get a wish? Just spare one for the team?
>Say nothing
>Other?
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>>3469210
Speaking of Renso are you going with the theory that Cabba, Caulifla and Kale aren't fully grown yet and that's why they're all noodly?

Also for all the shit we give Cabba he would treat our sister well.
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>>3469219
>Kale greets you and suddenly you feel a bit... hollow in your chest.
>And you feel like a dick for it but you can't help it.
dangit Eric
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>>3469193
Renso's retired with a fucked leg. Hell, he admitted that it would hold him and the rest of u6's team back in the ToP, so I don't know if he'd bother fighting us. If anything he'd probably be surprised and elated that she found someone she actually likes and might possibly settle down with. Then again... "Wait, what do you mean "and then there's Kale"? Who the heck is KEFLA?!"
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>>3469219
>>What are you gonna wish for?
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>>3469219
>Don't we get a wish? Just spare one for the team?
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>>3469219
>What are you gonna wish for?
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>>3469219
>>What are you gonna wish for?
Maaaaaan Eric that's cold.
>>Thank Cailifla too. She might be acting Tsun right now but you know she feels the same as Kale/Kelfa does.
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>>3469219
>What are you gonna wish for?
>wasn't right to feel empty without Kefla, so, you dunno, hold Kale's hand or something maybe?
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>>3469236
Yes. Sometimes people feel and think things that aren't good.
Impulse is a powerful thing
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>>3469240
Fair enough.
Guess we gotta work on that.
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Oh speaking of training, about the Kamehameha

It's a simple move but admittedly it does fling off way stronger ki blasts than normal for a speedy charge up time(unless you go full force). While it's not the strongest move around but what makes it so reliable is how it doesn't really seem to have any kind of upper limit to it.

I'm thinking first thing we do is learn to charge one up with both psychic energy and ki, then add magic to the mix later. We should also condense it further so that even a smaller beam packs of powerful, compact punch ala Dodonpa.

Another thing to consider is energy efficiency. One thing Tien notes on ways humans can keep up with other species is by using moves that stockpile a ton of energy into a powerful attack like the Tribeam. If we can learn to both stockpile and condense three layers of energy into a kamehameha in a reasonable charge time we could a wave that punches WAAAAAAAAAAY above our weight class. We could even spiral the layered energy to give it extra punching power like Kefla and Piccolo did with their techniques.

Maybe have it be charged like a Big Bang Kamehameha, with a black/purple to represent the added energy beyond ki to it.
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>>3469219
>>What are you gonna wish for?
>>Thank Cailifla too. She might be acting Tsun right now but you know she feels the same as Kale/Kelfa does.
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>>3469240
at least we know(in story and out of story) its a dick move to feel like that. just need to spend more time with kale and caulifa
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>>3469250
Eric also knows he likes Kale and Caulifla too. He just is majorly attracted to Kelfa.
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>>3469239
>>3469248
You changed your vote again?
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>>3469254
Coped the wrong thing. Considering I woke up not even half an hour ago and still feel tired I'm not surprised I did that.
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>>3469219
>>What are you gonna wish for?
>>wasn't right to feel empty without Kefla, so, you dunno, hold Kale's hand or something maybe?
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>>3469262
ah shame. was hoping someone else would go with holding kale's hand.
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>>3469250
Eric has acknowledge out loud that he does like Caulifla and Kale. Just not as strongly as Kefla yet.
And we know there's some attraction from Caulifla too despite how Tsun she's acting.
Our sister is going to give us so much shit.
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>>3469250
Going on individual dates seems like a good start for how to handle this
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>>3469226
Speaking of his fucked leg that excuse is kind of weak since I'm sure Vados could have fixed it.
And speaking of fixing his leg I can see eric trying to do that. Maybe going to U7 to grab a few sensu beans or using magic.
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>>3469236
Support
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That's a "What are you gonna wish for" and the write-in

Got it
>writing
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>>3469303
To be fair it's not like Renso would have known any of that. All he really knew was that there was an important tournament and that he probably shouldn't take part because of his bad leg.
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>>3469304
Thank you.
Maybe should've added something like "Kale is attractive" to it too to make it clearer that it's because we've got feelings for her.
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>>3469307
Are we going to thank Caulifla too?
>>3469311
That makes Cabba even dumber since he could have gotten his mentor's leg fixed.
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>>3469321
To be fair did Cabba know she could do that in canon?
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>>3469321
Cabba didn't really know that Angels had the power of "do what the fuck I want" at that point.
I feel like their speed limit when travelling about is more to do with not letting the GoD go faster than the Kaioshin than an actual limitation.
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>>3469303
Lol, forget the Kamehameha, we should have asked for some Senzus we could grow!
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>>3469342
That needs a ton of magic to do properly. Another reason to go on magic and ki training with Vados.
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>>3469342
Shouldn't our earth have that?
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>>3469349
U6 earth got wrecked way before it could become remotely like U7 earth. It's implied in setting it's been dead for a while.
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>>3469350
Ah nevermind then
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>>3469348
With enough magic we can learn heal/regen spells directly.
Hell, we could even try and go for the "Bring the dead back for one day" to get a single use Auto-life in a fight.
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>>3469364
You're underestimating the utility of being able to go from mostly dead and completely tapped out to perfect health with a single bean. Hell, senzus can even regenerate body parts if the injury hasn't already healed up (which means Renso's probably out of luck regardless of whether we ever get any of our own).
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>>3469394
There's a solution to that. It's kind of brutal but it exists.
Redamage his leg and then apply sensu.
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>>3469394
I was under the impression Senzus can't grow back organs, hence Future Gohans missing arm
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>>3469399
I suppose the worst outcome would be that it just reseals to its fucked condition.
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>>3469403
A senzu fixed yamcha when he got yamcha'd by doctor gero. and im sure at the very least his lungs were fucked.
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>>3469403
Korin was probably one of the first places the androids hit specifically to remove senzu's from the equation.
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You walk over to Caulifla and pat her on the back as Champa is making his preparations.
She looks up in surprise and finds herself staring at you speechless.

"And thank you as well."

She shrugs.
"Well it can't be helped."
Caulifla then grins.
"I have to watch over you or I loose my access to Blue!"

You grin.
"Don't worry. We'll figure it out... eventually."

Then you start approaching Champa who has finally summoned the Dragon Balls to himself.
Seven gargantuan, planet sized objects warp in from somewhere, blotting out the nearby star a bit.
"HOLY CRAP!"

"Impressive, isn't it?"
The catman laughs.

"The namekian ones don't even compare!"

"In more ways than you realize.
Those wishing balls are crude copies. These are the original ones! Their powers are beyond all imagination!
They... can grant ANY wish! No limitations."

"Any?"

"Any..."

"Wow.
So... just one? Any ideas to what it is?
Or do you take recommendations?"

"None of your damn business! And I already got the perfect wish thought out!"

"Won't we just know when you make it?"

"That's where you're wrong kiddo!"

As Champa got to summoning the Dragon he began chanting something strange in an alien language that sounded distorted and jumbled. It honestly feels like you get to experience the language of the Old Gods from H.P. Lovecrafts stories.
Vados quickly points out that this is what's known as the "Language of the Gods" and mere mortals can't even begin to comprehend and therefore learn it unless they possess godly Ki.
Good to know.

But as he's busy doing this you notice something or rather someone.
You spot Kale standing next to you, watching the pulsating orbs in equal parts awe and fear.
Reaching down you touch her hand and when she looks at you in surprise, you give her a gentle smile.

As she raises her other hand to cover her face and begins to shuffle close to you, you begin to suspect that she's about to hide behind you out of nervousness. But no.
She instead goes in and hugs your arm and pulls herself close to you.
And now it's you who's staring at her with wide eyes, sweating bullets in nervousness. Damn she's adorable.
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>>3469427
>As she raises her other hand to cover her face and begins to shuffle close to you, you begin to suspect that she's about to hide behind you out of nervousness. But no.
>She instead goes in and hugs your arm and pulls herself close to you.
>And now it's you who's staring at her with wide eyes, sweating bullets in nervousness. Damn she's adorable.
Cute.
You write Kale really well.
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>>3469403
Future Gohan gave his last senzu to Trunks. Had to recover the old-fashioned way, so even if he gets more senzus later it won't help his situation.
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>>3469424
honestly if the characters were smart they'd be trying to farm senzu beams. those are damn near vital.
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>>3469444
>Give Goku more chances to "SENZU BEAN" his opponent

Nigga what are you doing?
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>>3469444
fucking yajirobi ate like 10 fucking thousand of them the bastard

Such a genicide is hard to recover from
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>>3469444
Doesn’t work like that. You need magic to grow them. Which is also why they take so long.
>>3469450
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>>3469452
>tfw the only reason yajirobe is able to do that is because he's sleeping with the one in charge of them
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>>3469452
True Korins pusywagon newer was the same after that. (He had magically enhanced fart after eating so many)
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>>3469427
Anyway, I wonder what the boss wished for?
Also, again, Kale is super cute.
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>>3469457
This was one of the additions of TFS that wasn't funny.
It just feels so cringy.
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>>3469469
Eh at least they did something with Yajirobe and Korin. More than Toriyama bothered doing.
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>>3469469
Some of the jokes are alright with Yajirobe.
Him lactating is one of them
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>>3469479
...I think I just threw up a little.
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>>3469479
I kind of burnt out on DBZA mid cell saga. Going to have to rewatch that stuff
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>>3469488
FWIW, they made the whole "Gohan's confronted by 16" scene WAY better.
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>>3469479
TFS yajirobi is fine but they gutted Koren hard
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>>3469488
Eh... the only thing that's getting to my nerves and made me stop watching was them injecting more and more ridiculous PC stuff.

Like Piccolo being offended by nobody mentioning slug, the quip about Popos lips, Planet "Just because it can't say no doesn't mean consent" Namek, etc.
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>>3469503
See I didn't mind that I was just burnt out on DB in general.
Here's a thought. How popular will humans be with the U6 saiyans once they realize the insane potential of Human/Saiyan Hybrids?
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>>3469516
We might need to set up some sort of interstellar dating service.
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>>3469503
Well then, never make the mistake of checking out one of their twitter accounts in hopes of seeing info on a new episode.
Almost Spoony tier rage over how Trump is Satan himself.
Also
>get a Patreon
>get lots of money
>promise faster episodes
>slow as fuck anyway
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>>3469523
also some Ki training so their bodies dont break
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>>3469516
Future Trunks isn't here to show off so probably pretty low.
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>>3469528
Might also raise up that mortal level that Zeno and co were so salty about.
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>>3469527
I can fucking imagine. With that cuck, gay, furry Kaizerneko there.
Can't say much about the rest of them though a few are quite cringey
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In the meantime, while you're busy staring at Kale you fail to notice someone ELSE sneaking up on you.
"Jeez... now you're making me feel like I'm left out."
Caulifla steps onto your other side and ducks under your arm so you hold her by the shoulder.
As she nestles close to you and silently mutters something about "warm", this plays in your head:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

The only thing that manages to snap you out of this state of absolute PANIC is the Dragon Balls finally flashing bright as they start summoning the Dragon.

An all-consuming light engulfs the planet you stand on and everything beyond it.
Then... comes a roar. An eardrum shattering, universe quaking roar.

"H-Holy shit!
And I thought Porunga was a bit much!"

The dragon then spoke in the same strange language.
"I LLIW TNARG UOY YNA ENO HSIW! KAEPS RUOY STREAH SRISED!"

Champa then rubs his palms together.
"Finally! After all this time! I'll have my revenge!"

Vados then looks at him.
"Wasn't beating him in the contest enough?"

"That was one part! But now... my vengeance shall be complete!
*ahem*
Ekam lla sdog tegrof yhw yeht era yrgna ta mih!"

The dragons eyes start glowing.
"Ruoy hsiw si detnarg!
RRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

And just like that the dragon disappeared in a flash and the balls scattered through the cosmos, split between universes 6 and 7.
Champa cleaned his hands and spoke up.
"Well that's done! We don't have to worry about those for an entire year!"
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>>3469554
make all dogs forget why they are angry at him?
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>>3469554
Make all dogs forget why they are angry at him eh?
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>>3469554
>STREAH
>HAERTS
>SRISED
>DESIRS
>>3469566
>>3469567
gods
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>>3469554
>"Jeez... now you're making me feel like I'm left out."
>Caulifla steps onto your other side and ducks under your arm so you hold her by the shoulder.
>As she nestles close to you and silently mutters something about "warm", this plays in your head:
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
This is hilarious. Humans can apparently bring out the more romantic nature of saiyans if Bulma and Vegeta is any indication too.
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>>3469570
Give me a break. I have to write backwards and the spellchecker doesn't exactly catch THAT.
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>>3469554
>Ekam lla sdog tegrof yhw yeht era yrgna ta mih!"
Wouldn't this remove Champa's anger at his brother?
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>>3469570
oooh. did he just make them forget that goku ended up starting the tournament of power?
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Whats with the dogs?

Also I love that even through her Tsun Caulifla couldn't stay away. super cute.
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>>3469584
That and how the gods were pissed at Beerus by default for when he fell asleep during Hide and Seek and made Zeno angry

>>3469583
He doesn't really... hate his brother. They just love their sibling rivalry
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>>3469590
This has to be weirding Cabba out. He's never seen Caulifla act like this.
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>>3469554
>Forget why
>Not forget that
Now everyone is gonna be mad at Beerus for no reason at all!
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>>3469607
Fuckin lmao.
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The funny part about all this stuff is that Eric has probably realized (or will quickly realize) the gods idiom is just english backwards.
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>>3469607
Here's Champas logic:
If he makes them forget altogether someone might get suspicious.
However! If he wipes out the reason then the gods will think back:
>Why am I mad at Beerus?
>Can't recall why
>It's probably not important
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Champa then turns to you, clearly satisfied by all this.
"Alright! Job well done everyone! My brother is humiliated, I got a wish and everything went according to plan!
And because I'm such a nice overlord I'll reward each of you.
Come on! Lemme hear it!"

Hit's the first.
"I want the cube ship that was promised to me during the first tournament."

Cabba is second.
"I would really like something from you Lord Champa, some sort of a trophy or proof that I served you well... So I could show it to my people on Sadala."

Then it's Kale who jumps on the opportunity.
"I wish I could access your library Lord Champa!"

Caulifla looks at her like she just insulted her mother.
"The heck? Well whatever.
I just wanna keep hanging out on your planet!"

Champa is puzzled by this.
"Y-You'll just stay anyway... Why waste this?"
She shrugs.

And it's finally up to you.
>I could really use a week long vacation
>Other? (write-in)
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>>3469620
Pretty smart.
That runs into asking their angels why they are mad at Beerus though. And fill on mindwiping it means that no one will remember if he made sure to hit everyone.
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>>3469624
Maybe someplace for all the people we are gathering around us? The universe 9 refugees the kids ect.
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>>3469624
>Other? (write-in)
>>I want to visit U7 Earth and see what it's like.
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>>3469624
>I want to visit U7 Earth and see what it's like.
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>>3469634
I would also support this.
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>>3469624
> A private island on a nice resourt planet. I doubt you will put up forever with the strays I tend to pick up.
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>>3469624
>Other? (write-in)

A place for everyone to stay if Lord Champa is annoyed by all the strays we bring in.

If he actually has no problem with his planet being more populated than usual, then the ability to visit U7 on occasion I guess.
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>>3469647
Support
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>>3469647
The whole deal with the U9 refugees is they work for us now so I don't think champa will want to move them off the planet. There's also the fact the kids will want to be around us. Honestly we don't really have anyone we could stick there.
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>>3469649
Voting for this.
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>>3469639
>>3469640
Couldn't we just bum a ride with Hit in his cube ship when he isn't working? God knows he'll probably head over to spar with Goku once in a while, and I doubt he'd mind bringing us along.
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>>3469624
>I could really use a week long vacation
Can't we just ask Hit if he can drop us off on U7 with the cube?
Or ask our Kaioshin?
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Switching from this >>3469655 to this >>3469649
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We have portals, we just need to train until we can travel between our home and Champa's planet
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>>3469668
IIRC the Kaioshin got annoyed with us using him to move around when we got back from makai.
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>>3469624
A week long vacation sounds nice, could go on dates with Kale and Caulifa.
So going with that.
>I could really use a week long vacation
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>>3469487
Well Korin likes it
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>>3469677
Well we can just bully that cuck Shin into being our Multiversal taxi or something.
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>>3469677
I never got that impression off of him.
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>>3469675
A personal portal to Earth might be cool. Spend some free time wandering the planet for new recipes, hang out with our Earth friends, go on dates with the girls, help out with the planet's integration into intergalactic society... Maybe even investigate if there's any merit to any of Earth's occult lore now that we have ESP, ki, and magic at our disposal.
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>>3469624
>I could use a vacation on u7 Earth, check it out and see what it's like
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>>3469696
Speaking of Earth...
I still want to see an /x/ interlude of the shit that went down on Earth.
>"HOLY SHIT GUYS ANYBODY WATCHING THE NEWS? FUCKING SUPERMAN APPEARED TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF FROST."
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>>3469714
>"I'M PRETTY SURE SUPERMAN WOULDN'T SHOW UP COVERED IN DEAD ANIMAL PARTS ANON!"
>"I'M TELLING YOU, AT LEAST SOME OF THAT STUFF WAS HUMANOID, HE WAS PROBABLY SATAN DRAGGING THE SON OF A BITCH DOWN TO HELL."
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>>3469727
>"look at this hellfag saying satan saved us"
>"It was clearly one of the lords angels"
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>>3469727
>Beelzebub rises up and saves our doomed people from the xenos
And you guys thought all those cultists were full of shit.
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>>3469727
>"nah, Satan was that giant asshole sitting in a chair, that was either another Arch-angel or God."

>"G-guys, can we get off the clown world ride now?"
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>>3469714
>>3469727
>>3469736
Eric just wishes for cable and internet.
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>>3469714
I've been meaning to but I keep forgetting.
I'll write it down

>>3469749
>my sides
>>
Okay.
Cable and internet didn't win. This makes me sad.
But on the flip side you do get your own "Territory" now

>writing
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>>3469763
Could we add on a way for people on the island to like, commute to Champa’s planet? So our assistants can help us out and the kids visit without having to take a weeks long trip or pester Vados or whatever.
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>>3469757
We could have one for general reactions and one for Eric actually posting in a thread.
>"how do i sumon a sucubbus"
>"Go to superhell, then beat the shit out of whoever is in charge. It worked for me."
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>>3469776
Oh... I got something better in mind
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>>3469763
Probably for the best. Imagine what the kids could do with internet access? "Ok kids, I know my planet's data networking technology is probably laughably primitive to your Tuffle machine mutant perspective, but I need you to behave. No hacking stuff because you can order because someone was mean, and that goes double for any government or financial systems you come across; if it's locked, leave it locked!"
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>>3469778
>Go to Hell, kill the Demon Lord that they belong to. Hell law states you get all their skanks
Wouldn't like it though. Hell STDs are like leprosy. Makes your dick rot off
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>>3469786
>Like the king would allow a whore with an STD to be part of/remain in his harem.

Funny joke.
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>>3469785
Lets not let them get anywhere near the internet.
They could probably scan through all of it in a few minutes.
That could lead to maaaany problems.
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>>3469788
>implying it's not the king that gave it to them

Listen fag, if you saw all the raping that goes on there you wouldn't doubt that everyone there has STDs. Well... almost everyone
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>>3469786
>"ok but how do I get there? Do I just kill myself or something?"
>"nah, you have to be acquainted with the supreme creator gods of this universe to get in."
>"excuse me but did you just say *this* universe? What?"
>"fuck off /sci/"
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>>3469803
>/sci/
>You fucking retards wouldn't believe how off the mark those egg head autists were

There are no infinite universes. Just 12.
And only 1 resembles ours a little. Also there are areas of space where there is air.
Checkmate science
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"I don't know... I think a private island or something like that would be nice.
Just so I could have some... me time and so that I can have a place for everyone.
Wouldn't want my peeps to get on your nerves and I already feel like I've been abusing your hospitality."

Champa looks... almost sad.
"After all this? After I started liking the commotion?"

"Worry not my lord."
Vados steps up.
"I think I got a solution for that."
Her staff began to glow for several moments before fading.
"There. All done."

"Excuse me but... what's done?"
You ask her.

"I added a new orbiter to Champas planet. A moon if you will.
It's yours now."
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>>3469823
Champa's a big softie after all
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>>3469820
>"but why 12?"
>"I don't know, apparently there used to be 16 or something but somebody upset God so he deleted 4 of them."
>entire thread goes mental
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>>3469823
Man, if I knew it would make Boss Cat sad, I would have voted for internet and cable!
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>>3469788
Dude, they’re demons. Their equivalent of the common cold would probably make the Black Death look like a case of the the hiccups. Stuff a demonic immune system would laugh at could probably easily manifest as some sort of nasty STD to a human.
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>>3469832
>Someone brings up the great blink where it seemed like everyone stopped existing for a little bit
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>>3469833
I honestly wish I brought it up sooner instead of five minutes before the vote closed.
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>>3469823
Uh, Why didn't we mention that we only wanted that if it annoyed him?
Still nice to see Champa likes the company.
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>>3469823
>our own literal slice of heaven
Huh, that's pretty fucking actually. Have a residency, and it's a floating island that orbits God's domain. We made it you guys, this what being at the top feels like.
Also
>Champa likes having all these people live with him
Aww that's really heartwarming
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>>3469839
>"Yeah, that was basically God turning the universe on and off again to see if it would fix what's wrong."
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>>3469839
>Oh that? Yeah we ceased to exist for a while after our universe jobbed during the battle royale thing
>Apparently some autist and a cyborg won it all and wished up back though
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>>3469839
>That was a multiversal death match.
>We lost hardcore and got erased.
>Then the winner was nice enough to wish everyone back, including us
>Yeap. We went extinct a second time
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>>3469823

Looks like we'll have a place to sleep and have some privacy while the usual hangout place is on Champa's planet.
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>>3469847
>"D-did it?"
>"Probably not."
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>>3469857
>"I mean... He hasn't turned it off again yet?"
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>>3469852
>>3469847
>tmw your beliefs were completely shattered
>tmw the universe is actually a multiverse and is way more kickass than you thought
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>>3469862
>"God if you can hear me, please don't trip on the power cord to our universe"
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>>3469869
"I'm pretty sure the guy in charge of our particular universe has blown up at least one planet just by sneezing."
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>>3469862
>"it's something to do with mortal levels or whatever. Nobody knows what they mean but the only universes we are better than are a grimdark shithole and the universe where the president of Earth is a dog and dinosaurs roam the planet."
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>So apparently our God-in-training went mental in another timeline and tried to kill everybody
>No we weren't here for that, he got clapped in another timeline in our twin universe
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>>3469855
>by the way Psychic powers, Ki and magic actually exists. Most of the universe is pretty weak and actually can't use it.
>Tech can get pretty impressive too.
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>>3469878
Zamasu was U10's superme Kai in training
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You peer into her crystal ball and see the planetoid in question.
It's in spitting distance of Champas own little planet. If you wanted to you could hope there and back in a matter of minutes.
A little home away from home. And it's all yours.
Awesome.

"I modeled the athmosphere, gravity, vegetation and soil composition after your home.
I hope it will suffice."

You stare at it. Pure, untapped land. Ready for you to shape it into whatever you feel like.
There is a glint in your eyes that hasn't been witnessed in humanity for quite a while now.
The thrill of colonisation! Adventure and discovery! GIVING SMALL POX TO THE NATIVES!
YES!
"Awesome!"

After a prolonged gifting spree from the bossman you all go into the space cube and take off from this god forsaken rock.
Along the way however you hear Vados calling out to you. More specifically your sister.
"We'll be arriving on Earth shortly. I'd recommend you get ready Elena."

"Thank you lady Vados!"
Your sister stands up and turns to you.
"Are you gonna stay a while bro?"
She asks you.

>Yes. I have business to do anyway
>Not yet. I wanna go back home for a bit
>Other?
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>>3469881
>"did I tell you about that one time I mindfucked a planetary hivemind so hard it decided to have my children?"
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>>3469891
Fuck me I guess.
Is there a reason U10 suffered zero repercussions because of that bullshit.
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>>3469894
>Also I'm about to have a threesome with two aliens amazons who will then merge together to form a singular being for the second round

>>3469896
Yes. Technically "It never happened" in the current timeline because Beerus yeeted Zamasu
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>>3469892
>I should probably set Earth straight on exactly what happened with Frost, shouldn't I?
We need to pick some guardians of the planet so this shit doesn't happen again.
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>>3469896
Cus probably made a sad face.
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>>3469892
>>Yes. I have business to do anyway

Will this include taking the kids shopping along with showing Kale and Caulifla earth? Will we introduce them to our parents?

>>3469896
It happened in a different time line. However they didn't exactly get off the hook. U10's GoD is kind of pissed at it's supreme Kai.
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>>3469892
>>Not yet. I wanna go back home for a bit
I don't wanna break Earth when we get jumped.
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>>3469908
Yes and NO
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>>3469912
I don't think we have to worry about that. Eric has pretty good control of his strength.

>>3469913
Why no meeting the folks? They that scary?
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>>3469905
I'm pretty sure the president more or less knows what happened. Dunno how he handled it though. I also seriously doubt anyone on Earth actually stands a chance against anything with the means to try and conquer the planet.
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>>3469892
>Yes. I have business to do anyway
Gotta teach our pleb friends how to fly.
>>3469908
I'd be pissed too.
Gowasu decided to show Zamasu that not all mortals are bad by showing him effectively the worst sapient species in the universes.
But now they have flutes!
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>>3469918
Yeah. What happened probably got mentioned at a press conference. So they know a human saved them, he just doesn't hang out on the planet to much anymore.
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>>3469919
"Even the worst mortals can develop society and culture worth protecting."
"Does it really count if it needs to be protected from its own species?"
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>>3469918
>I also seriously doubt anyone on Earth actually stands a chance against anything with the means to try and conquer the planet.
Hence why would give them the means to train and get stronger, as well as a bit of a headstart.
We should probably tell the President to organize a WMAT or something.
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>>3469908
That is an absolutely terrible idea, maybe later if we put a ring on it
>>3469915
Anon think about this rationally, you're bringing KALE and CAULIFLA to meet two regular humans. TWO girls, who are also KALE AND CAULIFLA.

Do you not see the potential problems here?
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>>3469919
>Gotta teach our pleb friends how to fly.
>both of our friends proceed to choke and freeze to death after forgetting they aren't supposed to fly that high
And don't tell me they aren't that stupid because they certainly are.
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>>3469927
You don't want to choose someone just for their fighting ability. We'll want to choose someone that won't go made with power and won't abuse it either.
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>>3469932
>Anon think about this rationally, you're bringing KALE and CAULIFLA to meet two regular humans. TWO girls, who are also KALE AND CAULIFLA.
>Do you not see the potential problems here?
Actually yeah. I do see the problem now. Kind of didn't consider it.
>>3469927
They'll also need to be neutral in all politics between the various nations.
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>>3469927
>they form X-COM in our absence
>scientists have recovered what little remains of Frost for his alien DNA
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>>3469935
I think if you're power and ki control is at the point where you're capable of flying up that high then I don't think it's a problem.
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>>3469937
Fair enough. The tournament is just a way to bring the largest group of fighters possible so we can pick out the ones who aren't dicks.
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>>3469946
Oh dear... sweet... lord.
>They use meld
>Frost demon-human hybrids
>An army of Cells
>Earth becomes Plant 2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>3469946
>Frost DNA shenanigans
Genuinely terrifying. I do NOT want to deal with Bio-Frost bullshit.
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>>3469946
The real question is would X-COM use the Frost DNA in an attempt to manufacture their own Superhumans?
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>>3469949
Well also need to talk to Vados about who we speak to about setting up a guardian for earth.
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>>3469918
....I just realized we saved the president of the United States and nrver once brought up any 80's action hero jokes. What a waste....
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>>3469952
>"IF YOU DON'T THINK I'LL FUCK ANOTHER PLANET TO FIX IT YOU'RE DEAD WRONG! NO GODDAMN BORGS!"
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>>3469946
...actually, I hate this even more since there's a non-zero chance that he could probably be reconstituted from goo.
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>>3469952
PLS no. I'm fine with them trying to up tech but no cell bullshit.
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>>3469956
I figure any of the actual magicians, sages, gurus, or whatever that exist probably have some ideas about that.
They're also probably interested in meeting us too since we pretty much shattered Earth's collective understanding of it's place in the Universe.
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>>3469952
Oh gross, it's the metal cooler/bio-broly sequels all over again.

Those were the worst ones...
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>>3469968
I'm not sure why they would know that. That's generally the responsibilities of the Kai to set that stuff up. Not the natives. At least not after the first guardian.
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>>3469964
It's time for Metal-Frost to make his appearance after they combine the goo with nano-machines.
>>
Are we still gonna help our friends with unlocking their ki or psi like we promised?

Also are hops and co with us? Can set them up with our bud on earth. He seems like the type.
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>>3469968
Hmmmm...
So here's a list of "to-do"s

>Caulifla and Kale tour/date
>Educating and having fun with kids
>Meeting El Bresident
>Meeting the Dalai Lama or some buddhists, etc. to spread knowledge of Ki, etc
>Training flatmates(?)


Aaaanyway it looks like it's vacation time
>writing
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>>3469823
>Champa looks... almost sad.
>"After all this? After I started liking the commotion?"
Daww Champa's a good guy.
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>>3469980
They are not present, no.
But something might be arranged in the future
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>>3469975
While they may not be aware of the general hierarchy of the Divine, they would know about the stuff that applies specifically to Earth's Guardian over other planets.
Shit like magical artifact locations, mythical beasts to look out for, fonts of magical power, etc...
Shit that shouldn't fall into the wrong hands and should probably be monitored by the Guardian.
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>>3469968
Part of me wants the story of the Tower of Babel being the Guardian of Earth getting tired of humanity's collective shit and marks the planet's point of deviation from u7 when they no longer have a single common language.
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>>3469986
>>Meeting the Dalai Lama or some buddhists, etc. to spread knowledge of Ki, etc
China might be about to get fucked unless we put our foot down and make it clear we don't want this shit abused or used for wars.
It's to defend the planet from Ki users that invade/try to take it over.
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>>3469986
>>Caulifla and Kale tour/date
Looking forward to this.
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>>3469988

On the other hand, now everyone can start hanging around at Eric's place and start making a mess of things. Including Champa!

It might even get to the point where Champa's palace is just a place for formal meetings and Eric's moon is where everyone pretty much hangs out all the time.
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>>3469995
I said etc.
Also China hates buddhists
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>>3469993
I'm pretty sure our earth doesn't have a guardian. WWW3 wouldn't have happened if we did.
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>>3469986
>Meeting the Dalai Lama or some buddhists
The Shaolin temples would probably be a great place to start spreading Ki-Theory. That or going to Okinawa and giving a work-shop to the old Karate dudes.
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>>3469999
And they hate china after what they did to Tibet. The Dalai Lama is a refugee from Tibet
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>>3469999
Anything that isn't about "MUH COLLECTIVE, MUH COMMUNIST PARTY, MUH NAN KING" is always gonna get flack from China.
>>
There's legit no way that XCOM hasn't been formed in our absence with the tech and Frost DNA.
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>>3470008
As unjust as China was with Tibet, it wasn't a great place to live if you weren't a monk.
You were pretty much a serf who lived only to serve the monks in the temples, it was a really fucked up class system.
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>>3470014

With Salada contributing to Earth's entry into the galaxy as a whole, a less covert version of X-COM is probably an inevitability.

Wonder if there would be any private individuals who'd make a Men in Black equivalent? Or maybe that'd be a secret government agency to handle more delicate or espionage-related tasks?

I just hope someone doesn't make some twisted shit like Gantz pods.
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>>3470017
Not arguing against that. Just we need to make it clear that whoever we spread this too shouldn't abuse this shit for any sort of agenda outside of keeping the planet safe. And that won't be an excuse to conquer shit.
Whether it be martial artists in japan or the buddhists.
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>>3470028
Well we could just lay down an ultimatum as a warning.
Anybody who even thinks about abusing their power like that would have Eric and his boss to deal with.
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>>3470027
There's 100 percent gonna be an XCOM even if there is a public face.
I just want to see them fuck up horribly with hybrid superhumans and attempting to regenerate Frost.
>"SOME OF THESE CELLS ARE STILL ALIVE!"
>"holy shit."
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>>3470038
I think "Dude who butchered Frost" is a good enough deterrent
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Also tell them not to shoot at the ground when they get stronger
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You look down at your sides where the girls are and then at the kids.
"Well... Guess this is as good a time as any.
Vados! I think we'll get off as well."

"As you wish."

"Lord Champa! I'll take off a few days.
I got some leftover Lasagna in the fridge.
I think you'll like it!"

And as the cube landed with your sisters lead you all took off.
Looking around you see that you were dropped off in secret a bit far away from the city, away from prying eyes.
Oh well. You'll just have to fly.

Waving off your friends as they take off with their fast as fuck spaceship you then turn to your kids, who are the real threat here.
"Okay kids... Let's lay down some ground rules.
You can run around as long as you stay in my sight. Don't leave me unless I tell you to stay put somewhere. Don't worry it won't be boring.
Lyn, this is only for you. You must hold brobro or sis-sis' hand at all times."

"Can I hold yours daddy?"

You pat her on the head.
"Of course!"
Then you turn to the girls.
"And you... just... don't do anything stupid, okay?
If you want something point me to it and I'll get it for you. Don't smash, break or take anything. People don't like that.
Also I know you know this because it was true to me but... just a reminder: Humans are squishy!
Okay!!! LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!"
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Aaaand that's it for today.

Next session, which will probably be in a new thread we'll start with some... Earth shenanigans.
I'll try to equally divide stuff between Saiyans and Tuffles and leave a bit of time for Earthling stuff.
MAYBE...we'll even encounter Eric Sr and Momma Eric.
Let's hope we won't
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Thanks for the run not-som
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Can we scan the minds of everyone in the planet and select the totally lawful good people to train at ki and psy powers? Also tell them that wearing a skinthigt with the underwear over it is mandatory, but no capes (then draw a temporal trollface in the moon
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>>3470074
Great run Not Som. Thanks for the thread.
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>>3470042
>Insert the Chairmans voice
Commander... while studying the "Alpha Alien" our scientists encountered an... unforseen problem.
While experimenting with genesplicing the titular Frosts genome with our own in order to enhance human capabilities we found out that the cells we presumed dead were... somehow alive.

Now our forces are overrun by these new hybrid monstrosities.
It is up to you to stop them.
Good luck Commander!
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>>3470042
>Frost's pieces are immediatrly collected and studied
>accidentally have them start regenerating and coming bavk together
>accidentally revive Frost to full health
>have u6's DBS RoF
That would be really cool actually
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>>3470089
We vaporized him. No pieces to pick up
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>>3470093
We ARE only human...
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>>3470089
Resurrection of Frost could be super neat actually.
Like there would probably be a few traces of him left they could attempt to regenerate like blood.
Then he has to stealth his way off Earth and train his fucking ass off.
Alternatively he could be made of nano-machines (son) that perfectly replicated him from his DNA sample or something.
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>>3470084
Maybe, if we actually train our telepathic abilities some.
It's one part of psi that Erick's been neglecting, really.
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>>3470131
Frost demons level of bullshit, second only to majins.
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>>3470131
He probably left some dna behind on things he used or slept on.
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>>3470147
Kinda need cells and not just some DNA.
There would be enough cells around from when we slapped Frost about.
...
So if Cell is alive as a single cell and he got that from Freeza...
Does that mean that Freeza would technically be alive as a drop of blood and thus wouldn't go to hell?
Maybe these cells die off after a certain amount of time not attached to the body.
XCOM would probably keep them alive though.
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>>3470144
We should train every ramification of our powers at least to an acceptable extent. Fuse hyperfast reflexes, precog, mind reading and nervous impulses scan/reading and you can't be outskilled by anyone without an insane PL or migate no bullshit.
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>>3470170
We also need to do proper Ki and magic training with Vados.
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>>3470074
So what're the chances Kale and Caulifa will try and impress our parents?
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>>3470240
All. The question should be: what are the chances of earth surviving?
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>>3470240
Kale is more likely to want to leave a good impression by far, adorable romantic that she is,and Caulifla doesn't give a fuck what ANYONE thinks, so it basically depends on why we steer clear of our parents. If it's because they're overbearing and controlling, I doubt they'll even bother - at most Kale might make a few token attempts and end up wrapped up in their bullshit while Caulifla is teetering on the verge of exploding at them. If our parents are just embarrassing and clingy or whatever for teh lulz, then Kale will probably give it her best while Caulifla just tries to suffer through it all without upsetting anyone. That said... the girls are literal space bandit outlaws who got tired of society's shit, not to mention two of the strongest people in the known universe; wanting to "impress" is ultimately probably low on their list of priorities unless we personally show we want them to.
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>>3470240
i imagine that might mean something very different in Saiyan culture
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>>3471723
I mean I wouldn't lie, it'd be funny to see an attempt there.
"Look at this, I have beaten this giant dinosaur to prove that I'm fit to be part of your family - now let us feast!"
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>>3471907
U6 saiyans maybe, probably won't go that route, I think.
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>>3471947
I don't know they still love fighting and food, I could see hunting and proving strength as still being pretty important in courtship rituals.
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>>3471907
Proving ourself to Caulifla's brother when.

I would like to see us get their names cleared so they can go home atleast to visit.
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>>3471947
Eh maybe not. Would be fun to see Kale do that tho.
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How to get on the Sala route?
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>>3472235
Can't. We on the Kelfa route
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>>3472235
>>3472414
Kefla's the side ho tho
Planet Plant was our primary waifu and if we had to ditch our fsaithful planet for anyone it would obviously be FemZamasu.
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>>3472509
Nah Caulifla and Kale are the side hoes.
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Hey hey people!

I dropped in to post some announcements.
Tomorrow I'm not going to run. These last 3 threads were... draining.
I'll use that extra day to relax and recharge a bit more so I can run properly on Thursday.

However, I was thinking about doing some side stories tomorrow. Several of them.
Maybe I'll even clean that little list of mine. With one or two exceptions (The twins skateboarding makes no sense as a sidestory since I intend to do it in the thread itself).
However if you have any additional requests now's the time to post 'em.

I'll post a quick list:
>A further look into Cabba and Elena space cop shenanigans
>Eric goes insane trying to make something Lyn would actually eat
>Kamin and Oren smuggling Lyn off of Planet Tuffle
>Eric introduces Kale and Caulifla to the wonderful world of post-modern memes
>Cabba and Elena go to the Cinema on Earth
>Eric and Gohan talk about nerd shit in between the matches (Might not do this one. Depending on if I can come up with a way to... actually do it)
>Kale watches Lyn for a day
>Cell desperately tries to get a spot on U7's team

And last but definitely not least
>The /x/ files
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>>3473973
>>Eric goes insane trying to make something Lyn would actually eat
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>>3473973
>Cell desperately tries to get a spot on U7's team
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>>3473973
>Kale watches Lyn for a day
This sounds like it could be cute?

>Cell desperately tries to get a spot on U7's team
And this sounds hilarious.

As for another sidestory. I dunno, have we seen anything related to Kale's family?
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>>3473973
>>Cell desperately tries to get a spot on U7's team
This would have probably caused us to lose, cause he’s powerful, super skilled, and with Techniques out the ass, but I feel for the poor guy. When KRILLIN is picked over you....
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>>3473973
>Cell desperately tries to get a spot on U7's team
Don't think I really want this until Super does whatever they might do with Cell.
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>>3474016
So uh...
Nothing ever?
Too
Many
Spots
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>>3474020
You mean that as in, Toriyama hated drawing Cell because of his spots (and probably because of all that editorial drama) or because the cast is already too big and only a handful of them get any screentime as is?
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>>3473973
>Cell desperately tries to get a spot on U7's team

And last but definitely not least
>The /x/ files
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>>3474020
Eh, they'll probably pull some Golden bullshit with him.
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>>3474026
Both work but I meant design wise.
>>3474031
GUYS WATCH OUT HERE COMES PERFECTED GOLDEN FORM KAIOKEN X20 MASTERED SUPER SAIYAN BLUE SUPER PERFECT CELL
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>>3474040
>PERFECTED GOLDEN FORM KAIOKEN X20 MASTERED SUPER SAIYAN BLUE SUPER PERFECT CELL
Throw some Ultra Instinct in the mix as well...

Thankfully that is not Super level... no, that's Heroes level
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>>3473973
>Eric goes insane trying to make something Lyn would actually eat
>Eric and Gohan talk about nerd shit in between the matches (Might not do this one. Depending on if I can come up with a way to... actually do it)
>Cell desperately tries to get a spot on U7's team
>The /x/ files

Much as I like them all, these four sound most interesting to me. Yes, even above more reasons to BREAK Cabba.

I like the Gohan/Eric nerd shit the most despite it's difficulty, being the Gohan fan that I am. So much wasted potential with him...
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>>3474028
Huh did I do ? I only meant cell sorry
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>>3474112
Legitimately can't wait for Eric to find out that Bulma built a time machine.
>"Excuse me what the fuck?"
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>>3473973
Eric and Gohan might work if it includes apologizing after the tournament for talking so much shit. We meant what we said about how much of a waste it is, and we still hope that he’ll be able to overcome whatever is holding him back in that regard, but at the end of the day, if deep down he just doesn’t want to be a warrior, holding him to the standards and ideals of one just isn’t fair. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with pursuing his own happiness his own way, and we wish him nothing but the best of luck finding and walking his own path.

>that moment when Gohan doesn’t want to be a warrior but DOES want to be strong to protect his family
>that moment when he completes his rejection of Saiyan bullshit by joining the human Z warriors in learning Vados’s teachings from Roshi
>that moment when it gives him a chance to catch up with Krillin and see how his friend balances being a martial artist with his family and professional life
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>>3473973
>The /x/ files
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>>3473973
>>The /x/ files
Idk if we're voting or something but I'd like to see this.
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So...
I'm here. Let's get crankin'.

And I'll start with a little minisode that I haven't announced.
I wanted it to be a surprise
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Two figures flew high above the ocean before landing on a small, remote island in the middle of nowhere.
One of them stepped up and began shouting.

"Master Roshi!
What's wrong? Why did you call?"

"Yeah... It's surprisingly out of character..."

"Yamcha. Tien Shinhan...
I'm glad you came. I was a bit surprised you weren't at the tournament."

"I had an important match, sorry!"
Yamcha apologized.

"And I'm busy leading the New Crane School.
That doesn't leave me with much free time.
Why? Don't tell me you participated."

"Nah.
Let the young'ins do it.
Buuuut I did see something interesting which I think you should know.
There was an Earthling on the Universe six team."

Both warriors stared at him with eyes wide open.
Tien with his three eyes focused on the old man then started questioning him.
"Well there's a surprise. But why is that important?
I assume he was like Krillin... a fill."

"Eh... Not exactly.
I got some good news and some bad news.
You eh... you might wanna sit down for this one."

"Oh great..."
Yamcha sighed.
"There is always a bad news, isn't there?"

"Oh quit whinin'! This time the two are... inseparable."
That got their attention.
"Ya see Yamcha... You just sled down the totem pole... again. Now you aren't even the fourth strongest human."

"Oh come ooon! That's not fair!
WHY ME?!"

"I mean... We are surrounded by literal Gods!"
Tien replied.
"Compared to the average Earthling we are still incomprehensibly strong...
But I admit this IS pretty funny."

"I wouldn't laugh if I were you Tien.
The same applies to you too."

"WHAT?!"
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"Yeap...
Four fighters dropped out just so they could take down Goku and Vegeta.
Then this new guy showed up and mopped the floor with Krillin... And Piccolo... And Gohan."

"WHAT?!"
They shouted at the same time.

"Yeap.
He whooped their asses alone. And I suspect he hasn't revealed his entire hand."

"You mean... He beat them... While holding back?"

"Oh no no no.
He fought quite seriously. He just didn't have to use everything in his repertoire, methinks.
Gohan observed through Piccolos and Krillins fight to figure him out but in the end he still had plenty of tricks in the final round. Aaaand... I think that's enough for you to know."

"Great!"
Yamcha complained.
"Now not only am I irrelevant! But also weak AND irrelevant!
At least I had the consolation that I was in the uh... top... ten? Definitely top twenty!"

"And yet the bar just keeps getting raised...
This is ridiculous."

"Chin up!"
Master Roshi calmed them down.
"I said I have good news as well... And that they are connected with the bad news.
Ya see... This fella was a really nice sport. He showed something... remarkable during the tournament. A transformation of sorts."

"H-Huh?"

"You mean-"

"A transformation unique to humans. It was quite wild and nowhere near as powerful as a super saiyan but still impressive in its own right.
And he was kind enough to show me how he did it."

"Soooo...."

"Yeap. Buckle up kids.
'Cause I'm about to tell you how you might get back in the game."
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I mean, it won’t be the same as our transformation, cause they aren’t nearly as Psychic, but this will be interesting.
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>>3475366
Yamcha is basically as psychic as a rock unless his wolf totem thingie counts as psychic manifestation. Tien he has descent talent likely not explored even nearly close to his soft limit so he might get the most explosive growth outside the transformation itself from this.
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>>3475371
If nothing else, Yamcha will actually learn proper ki-control.
Imagine what he can do if he actually uses his comparatively massive amount of ki efficiently.
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And here comes the second one
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Hell...
The place where those who are "worthy" of its blessings are sent so that they may enjoy a very special type of punishment made exclusively for them.
Depending on the severity of ones sin the magnitude of the punishment can increase or decrease as seen fit.
Only one thing is common amongst all of them: It's always the one worst thing the "guest" could experience.

One particular resident of this lovely place has been stuck in there for decades now.
Every waking moment he sees the one who killed him. A raging child, taunting him.
He had it, he succeeded. He was perfect. Now he's nothing.

He even lost and regained... everything that mattered to him. Only to loose it one final time.
Truly comedic.

And seeing how he wanted nothing more than perfection, every time he has the audacity to withdraw into the safety of his dreams he's greeted by nightmares where he's anything but.
A mere maggot running away from everything.

This day started out just like all the others. He woke up in a cold sweat as he was about to be stepped on by one of those miserable monkeys.
Only this time he did not reawaken to the same, endless nightmare he's doomed to for the rest of eternity, oh no.
As Hell had cooked up something... special for him this time.

*gasp* *gasp*
"Hu? Wha-
Is that a... a TV?"

A horned little devil wearing business suit walked up to him with a remote in his hands.
Oh if Cell could move, he'd snap the little demons neck in an instant and eat him but alas the coccoon imprisoning him is unbreakable.
"Indeed it is Mister Cell!"

"MISTER PERFECT CELL!"

"I don't think you're worthy of that name anymore Mister Cell."

"GAH!"

"Now now... There is no need to be angry Mister Cell.
Here, how about watching a little TV instead to calm your mind?"
The device is turned on and something appears on the screen.

"What's this?"
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The image comes in and Cell can't believe his eyes.

"Is that... Frieza? And Goku? In Hell?"
He then smirks as he wiggles around to look at the demon.
"Quite interesting but you're very clearly running out of ideas to torment me-"

"Oh I assure you Mister Cell the image you see is not fabricated in any way.
Watch."

He stares at the screen as Goku cuts down Frieza, letting him loose.
He can not believe his eyes. But shortly, he won't believe any of this.
"W-What is he doing? Why is he asking Frieza of all people for help?"

"You see Mister Cell, the Tournament they talk about is the Tournament of Power. Nasty business.
All universes enter, only one wins, only one survives. Soon our pleasant little time together will come to an end. We'll both cease to exist. Isn't that something?
You will die... again. And this time nobody will even remember you.
Thrilling isn't it?"

Cell began to chuckle.
"HmmmHmmmHmmm-Hahahahaha!
You're very amusing little Devil! However... you take me for a fool!
Why would Goku enlist Frieza of all people... instead of me?"

"Oh dear me... you're right Mister Cell!
Unless-"
The devil then switched channels to show that time when Frieza resurrected and attacked Earth.
"You see, I seem to have forgotten to tell you but... Frieza was resurrected recently and while he was running amock he became substantially more powerful than you.
In fact, so did everyone else! Unfortunately you ended up NOT being the greatest challenge the Earthlings have faced.
Just a footnote which is slowly being forgotten."

"No... NO! NOOOOOOO!
RESURRECT ME YOU DUMB ANIMAL! ME!
I HAVE FRIEZAS DNA! I CAN DO IT TOO!"

"Oh I'm afraid he can't hear you Mister Cell... And even if he could, why would he revive you?
It took Frieza months to get to the level he's at right now, that is to say, above you.
And they need the aid now. Sadly... you are insufficient."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"I'm sorry it turned out this way Mister Cell.
But for what it's worth you can rest easy! Soon... none of this will matter.
Either we both get erased or you fade irreversibly into obscurity. Have a good day."

And as the Devil left... Cell received no further punishment for that day.
The silence, the isolation and the knowledge that the demon bestowed upon him hurt more than anything else they could do...
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And that's two down.
I'll take a short break and resume later
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>>3475398
Huh. You'd think he'd be able to call out Goku telepathically or something. Or shout his homunculi ass off loud enough for Goku to hear the one guy that actually managed to kill him.
Also was the Hyperbolic Time Chamber broken at that point?
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>>3475403
They had like minutes left.
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>>3475398
Huh, that wad somehow far less comedic than I thought it would be. Then again, Hell. Schaudenfraude and all that.
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>>3475398
Also one thing I want to note.
The fact that Cell didn't immediately bust out of Hell when he heard what going on as foreshadowing to him coming back in the quest proves without a doubt that you aren't Somnius.
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>>3475736
Kek.
What is it with Somnius and Cell?
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>>3475742
He fucking loves the dude. As a Cell fan, I can sympathize, but I still don't get on my knees and fellate him to hell and back like Somnius does.
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>>3475403
One word answers it all: Hell

It's like a prison. You don't make contact with the outside world and you take it up the ass while in there.


>>3475892
I like Cell as well but I do think he's overrated.
I prefer both Frieza and Buu over him but that's just my preference, as I said I do like him
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>>3475946
>I prefer both Frieza and Buu over him but that's just my preference, as I said I do like him
Is it wrong of me to say I like Buu because he brought into existence Majin girls?
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>>3475956
Absolutely not
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>>3475398
Wow that's depressing, I almost feel bad for the psychopathic bio-murderdroid
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>>3475956
Do you also offer a daily prayer to Mr.Satan and his porn mags?
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>>3476024
Ah fuck, my ID changed.
>>3476043
I don't think that's quite allowed on a blue board.
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>>3476043
Anon what the fuck.
This is a blue board.
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>>3476050
ANON YOU LUNATIC
STOP
STOP IT NOW
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>>3476052
>>3476048
Well, deleting it then.
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>>3476053
What are you so worried about? It's not like this board has any mods or jannies.
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>>3476061
I believe it actually does.
They are like bloodhounds trained to jump at one thing. And it's porn
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After his victory in the Tournament but before his match with Vegeta, Eric was busy grilling his MEAT when he had an... awkward encounter.

"Oh. Hello Gohan."

"H-Hi!"
The boy was sweating bullets from the palpable tension.
He was holding an empty plate in his hands, like a dog bringing his bowl to a master that just beat him up.

Of course Eric had little issue with it, after all he's a chef and it's his job to feed people.
But he still understood Gohans reservations. Luckily they received outside help to resolve this little issue.
"Oh come on! Don't be like that!"
Gohans wife stepped into the fray.
"Hi! My name is Videl! I'm Gohans wife!
And this is Pan!"

Eric then reached in and shook the little babys hand.
"Well aren't you just the most adorable little cinnamon bun!"
Lyn then tugged at his side.
"Right after mine!"
His daughter smiled.
"So... what will you guys have?
I got beef, pork... some chicken. Maybe some grilled vegetables?"

Videl then looks over what's on display and finds herself spoiled for choice.
"Wow. These all look really good! Better than what our chefs usually make!"

"Chefs?
Wow. I had no clue you guys were so well off."

"Well... My dad is the current world martial arts champion.
But in truth he's nothing compared to Goku or anyone else here."

After his wife managed to smooth things over Gohan finally gathered his courage, adjusted his glasses and attempted to initiate some conversation.
"Erm... Congratulations.
You... deserved that win."

"Thanks?"

"I mean- I didn't even see that coming.
Tell me, how much were you keeping in reserve?"

Eric shook his head.
"Let's just say that I only start tossing around attacks I myself can't take if I have no other options."

"I see...
But tell me... how did you do it?"

Eric raised his finger and above it a little portal opened up.
"Like this."

"Incredible!
You can create stable wormholes?"

"Yes. I can bend space and poke a hole through it."

"I've... only ever heard of such a thing once! Incredible!
But wait! Do you meant to tell me you can manipulate both time AND space?"

"Yeap. Pretty freaky huh?"
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After a couple of minutes of smalltalk they arrived to this.
"So you have all of this media in both movies, books-"

"And games, don't forget the games."

"Depicting what... I'm sorry what was it called?"

"Science-Fiction."

"Incredible!
Why don't we have that?"

"You jelly?"

"I'd DEFINITELY have that over... having the actual things depicted in it."

"W-What do you mean?"

"You see Krillins wife? 18?
She's an android."

"Are you fucking with me?"

"No. She's a mechanically enhanced human with a perpetual motion engine powering her.
She and her brother tried killing father some years ago because the crazed scientist that made them hated Dad."

"So now she hangs out with you?"

"Yeap. About half of our friends actually tried killing him or us at some point.
Mister Piccolo, Vegeta, 18, Lord Beerus, Tien- The list goes on.
She specifically had a change of heart because something far worse than them came along which threatened... all of us basically."

"Sounds shit."
Eric reached for the cooler.
"Another beer?"

"N-No thank you! I don't drink much."

"Suit yourself!"

"But let's change topics for a moment.
I don't like talking about things like these, especially when I got the chance to talk with someone from another universe!"

"What? You want to write a thesis on me Professor?"

"Nononono! I wouldn't...
But tell me more about these... Video games you have!"
Eric then grinned wider than he ever has before.
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How drunk was Eric during his fight with vegeta?
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>>3476157
Not at all.
His liver is made of adamantium
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So is the gohan one done?
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>>3476183
Yes
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>>3476061
Porn and smut is the one thing they'll immediately jump on believe it or not. Other than that /qst/ mods might as well not exist
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>>3476150
>>3476116
Aw they're bonding, that's cool. I also like how interested Gohan is in u6 media.

I'm also glade Gohan and Eric are getting along. Gohan might be a wasted character and act like a cocky autist in fights despite half-assing his training, but he is a good person.
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>>3476233
What if Gohan becomes a sci-fi writer?
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This... was the one thing they didn't want to do.
When they were in the tank they planned how they'll destroy planet Plant the moment they are born.
After they left they swore that should they ever return they'll do it to destroy it.

But now here they are.
Kamin and Oren were asked, not ordered, ASKED to come back.
For god only knows what.

They had to be discreet when landing too. Due to the raging civil war the entire planet is engulfed in flames and chaos. Anti air guns were scouring the skies 24/7, ready to shoot down ANYTHING that wasn't theirs.
But they managed to get through and landed where the message originated. To their shock they were given as warm of a welcome as possible under these circumstances.

"Welcome back."
The leader greeted them.
He... He didn't exactly have many augmentations. Just what seemed to be necessary to keep him alive.
The rest? Removed. Quiet violently, judging by all those scars. The twins contemplated whether the man ripped them out with his bare hands or not.
"We understand you didn't exactly want to come back...
But I'm afraid this is about more than you... or us."

"Cut the crap!"
Kamin ordered them.
"Tell us why we're here or we'll resolve this little conflict of yours in an instant!"

"Yes. My sister and I aren't exactly itching to help you out.
So if we find out you tricked us... we'll destroy this garbage heap of a planet."

"I assure you. This is no trick. And we wish no harm to you.
We just... ran out of options."

"And why does that concern us?"

"It doesn't.
This war, this situation has nothing to do with you. And it's for the best.
But what we are about to show you is-"
The cyborg hesitates.
"You know what? I'll just let it speak for itself.
Please come with me. We haven't much time."
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They were lead through corridors of exposed pipelines and wirings spewing sparks all over the place.
The kids recoiled at this disgusting side and did not bother to hide their revulsion.

"Sad... Isn't it?"
Their guide spoke up.
"This is our legacy. Rust and broken machinery.
Even if we win this war it's likely that we'll never recover. Not the planet, nor our people.
We've done too much."

"Yes yes. You are doomed. We get it.
But I'll ask again, why should we care? You wanted to turn us into weapons!"

"True. What we've done to you... what we wanted to do to you is unforgivable.
Perhaps the Tuffles should die out...
But we won't go out without a fight. We'll fight tooth and nail, we'll give all that we got to restore our planet.
If that's not enough then... so be it."
The man pauses for a moment before he continues.
"But... I was from the first generation of new Tuffles. I was born into this system. I did not choose it.
I served the collective with all I had up until now. But now? Now I feel like I've been betrayed. I don't want to be a part of this anymore...
So tell me... If I didn't make this choice... Don't I deserve another chance?
Doesn't our race deserve a second chance?"

The kids exchanged a glance before responding.
"You keep saying "Our". But we are not part of "Your race"."

"True. You are more. But you are still Tuffles on some level...
And so is she."
The man pointed up and the twins jaws fell to the ground.

"W-W-W-What is that?"

"Hope... Hope for a new beginning.
Our second chance."
He placed a hand gently on the tube as he started explaining things.
"We pooled everything we could spare into her. The... The central intelligence gave up its own biomatter so she could be made.
We used your design but removed all weapons and the indoctrination protocols.
She's pure... As pure as we could make her with our hazy memories.
One Tuffle untainted by our sins. Your sister."

The twins approached the floating little girl and found themselves, for the first time, lost.
Finally they snapped out of their trance and looked at the man.
"What do you need?"

"Take her... Take her as far away from here as possible!
Do not let the flames of war burn this fragile little flower!"

"We'll do it.
We... know a safe place."

"Thank you!"
The man smiled as much as his decayed and atrophied flesh let him.

The kids did not care much about the Tuffle ideals, about their race, their planet or their fate.
But they knew what this girl would go through if she stayed. After all, it was their fate originally.
They didn't wish that for anyone. They cared... for her.

And after the capsule was unsealed the little girl saw Them first.
"W-Where am I?
Where is daddy?"

"Don't worry little sister! You're in good hands.
We'll get you somewhere safe!"
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And that makes 4
Definitely not as many as I wanted buuuut forward planning was never my strong suit

Soooo have a Kefla, I guess
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>>3476358
Is a good Kelfa. Thanks Not Som.
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>>3476358

Thanks for the write-ups, Not-Som!
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>>3476358
Great work.
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Sorry folks!
Something came up. Gotta delay the new thread until tomorrow
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>>3476053
Which horribly degenerate pieces of Majin porn were they?
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>>3478233
Just 21 and her milkies. Not vagoo though
Not even a proper buu-girl
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>>3478259
Just caught up loving it so far Not-Som I legitimately got a hype high from all those crits
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>>3478820
Welcome to the ride
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Heeeey! V-sauce here!
Did you know that.... there is a new thread?

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