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"G-GOKU LOST?!"
Lord Beerus was kneading his ears in frustration.
"How did these chumps get so strong so much better?"

"And better is an apt way of phrasing it my lord.
Looks like their growth was not merely strength based..."

Meanwhile Champa was overjoyed at this new development.
"AHAHAHAHHAHAH!
NICE WORK CAULIFLA! MAKE SURE THAT IDIOT CAN'T REPRODUCE!
Err... ANYMORE!"

And as an argument erupts between the two brothers the actual participants of Universe 7 also start having their little conversation.
"She kicked me in the dick... Why?
Why did she kick me in the dick?"
Goku whines in a high pitched voice while Vegeta is laughing his ass off.

"AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
I change my mind! This is the best day of my life!"

"GOKU!"
The poor mans wife cries out.
"THAT LITTLE SKANK! I'LL KILL HER!"

"Bring it on granny!"
Caulifla responded.

"GRANNY?! I'LL KILL YOU!"
The woman flares up with a menacing red aura which only seems to concern her friends from Universe 7 and not the tired Saiyan girl.

"Well whatever...
Hey Champa! I quit!"

Champa stares down at Caulifla and for a moment there seems like he's about to go "Just as planned" but he quickly puts up a facade.
"OH NO! CAULIFLA IS EXHAUSTED!
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!"

"You are hamming it up too much my lord."

"Shhh... Don't... make... a sound Vados!"

As Beerus overhears Champas act his mood lifts up tremendously.
"Phew... that's right! I still have three fighters left while Champa has only a single Earthling.
I almost got scared there."
He then looks over to the only human on his team.
"Hey Shorty!"

"URK! M-me?
I have a name you know?"

"I know but I don't care.
Go down there and... try to tire him out at least.
I don't care if you get bodied."

"Sheehs... so much for encouragement..."

"Don't even pay attention to him dear.
Just do your best and make me proud!"

"Go Papa!"

"Heh... Thanks 18, Marron!
Don't worry! I'll win this one for you!"

And as the little man takes off for the ring Champa gives you a little glance.
"Do your thing..."

Nodding you jump off and land in front of Krillin who begins laughing nervously.
"Weird how this worked itself out, huh?
Two Earthlings facing off against each other in the second biggest tournament of all time..."

You chuckle.
"I guess you're right."

"But don't worry about that!
What do you say? Shall we ignore these guys up there and just enjoy ourselves a bit?
I gotta admit I'm curious to see how you guys fight!"

>Pull back as much as possible and keep as much in reserve for the next fights as possible
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more
>Don't hold back and try to knock him out immediately
>Other?
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>>3453532
>Play mind games with him, use time skips and spacial manipulation to make him burn through his reserves while setting up the conditions necessary to end the fight in a single blow.
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>>3453532
>Pull back as much as possible and keep as much in reserve for the next fights as possible
Lets only open the bag of tricks if we need to
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>>3453532
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more

We should avoid using our space manipulation techs and timeksip this earl on methinks, since tipping out hand this early might give Gohan ample time to try and plan around it. But at the same time, holding too much back will risk us getting ringed out by Krillin, who is no slouch despite him being vastly overshadowed by his buddies.

Might want to try setting up Krillin for a telekinetic ring-out by getting him to fly and commit to an attack, then using TK to push him out of the ring.
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>>3453532
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more
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>>3453532
>>3453536
Switching this to
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more
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>>3453532
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more
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Well that turned around rather quick

Very well. Looks like we'll start out slow with this one.
Roll 1d21
Best of 4
DC: 5 Crit 10

>writing
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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3453551
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Rolled 13 (1d21)

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>>3453553
Well we give him a really good fight! Also we don't exhaust ourselves.
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Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>3453551
Oh.
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Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3453551
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>>3453553
Oh Krillin. Oh my sweet baby boy. You really can’t win can you?
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Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3453551
For funzies
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>>3453558
Well to be fair he's not trying too hard either.
This is just warm-up.

On the other hand if you keep this up there is a chance he might end up getting cucked by the end if you keep this up
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>>3453558
At least it's not 1 Hit KO do to what we picked. He at least gets to show off a bit.

I wonder if the crit means universe 7 truly think we are around his lvl or just that we spend next to no energy.
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>>3453566
Don't do that to him he doesn't have lot going for him as is. He needs the little he has.
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>>3453553
lmao
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You start cracking your neck.
"Heh... Okay.
I gotta say... I'm also a bit curious to see how I compare."

"Alright! Then it's settled!"

The little man then extends his fist to you.
Chuckling you slowly walk up to him and once close enough you lower your arm and tap knuckles with him.
Exchanging a little grin you break away from him and both of you assume your fighting stances on your respective side of the ring.

"ALLLLLRIGHT CONTESTANTS!"
The announcer starts shouting in his microphone.
"LET THE MATCH.... BEGIN!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFGY-PciwFU

Much to your surprise the little man actually takes the initiative and charges you by hovering just barely above the floor and flying at you.
Due to his short stature and his stubby little arms he has to really close in on you in order to land any punches and with his speed he's kinda succeeding.
But his body also has many downsides as he might be quick and nimble, but you have reach.

Prematurely stopping him by throwing a punch he's forced to exchange blows with you from afar.
And to his credit he's pretty good, his style kinda reminiscent of that Goku characters. But it's obviously different.
He counters your punches with his own, nullifying your strikes.

But despite being able to either block, meet or parry your blows he can't do much else as you don't allow him to get close.
This is when he starts getting frustrated and starts picking up speed in order to overwhelm you.
His small body makes him rather quick, which is then boosted by his skills.

He leaves an after image behind which you fall for once.
However even though you're caught off guard when your fist phases through the mirage Krillin can't capitalize on it as you react almost immediately and cause him to retreat with a wide spin-kick.

He wipes off some sweat off his brows as he chuckles.
"Whew... that almost got me!
You're a pretty good martial artist!"

"The same goes to you.
But don't think I'll be letting you win just because you are polite!"

"Heh... wouldn't dream of it!"
The dwarf then crosses his arms in front of him.
"But how about this?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFJ22lTXMe0

Suddenly Krillin splits into not one but several different clones, all shimmering as you look at them.
"More afterimages?"

The clones all begin laughing at the same time.
"Well? How is it?
Can you guess which one is real?"

As you look around you try to separate the real one from the fakes but fail to notice anything that could help you differentiate them from one another.
However you didn't really have to as the little man thought it'd be smart to try and ambush you in this confusion.
Raising your clutched fist up to your face you feel a chunky "Thump" as you manage to strike the bald, midget where his nose ought to be.

"Owowowowo!"
He stumbles backwards as his clones fade.

You crack a smile at that.
"Not good enough!"
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Grinning the two of you charge at each other again and start exchanging blows once more, with Krillin relying on flight this time in order to reach you.
Meanwhile members of the audience cheer both of you on, while some others quietly observe.

"Do you see this Gohan?"

"Yeah. He's keeping up with Krillin."

"Yes... And though he's clearly not a seasoned martial artist like Krillin but...
He knows how to fight."

And at the same time you hear VERY similar cheers coming from both sides.
"Go Papa! Go!"

"Do it Daddy!"

The two girls then lock eyes with one another.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI

"Bastard! What did you just say?"

"You heard me! Your「Dad」does not compare to mine!"

"Foolish!
Look at you! Your「Dad」can't even do anything besides approaching mine!"

"That's because he needs to get close in order to beat the crap out of yours!"

Or at least... that's how it felt for the two girls.
In reality it sounded more like this:
"No! My dad will win!"

"No! MINE!"

Hearing this both of you stop and look up.
"Hehehe... Guess neither of us can loose now!"
Krillin observes.
"But I didn't realize she's your little kid."

"Well you know... sporadic reproduction is like that.
Sometimes they don't quite resemble you."

"Wait... that's how it works for you?!"

"Heh. No. I'm just messing with you."

"Oh. I see!
Well then... what do you say we start picking up the pace?
Or would you rather warm up a bit more?"

"I was just about to ask the same thing."

"Okay... HERE GOES!"

>Try to overpower him with brute force
>Dodge around his attacks and counter when you see an opening
>Use a bit of psionics to confuse him
>Other?
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>>3453613
>>Dodge around his attacks and counter when you see an opening
>>Use a bit of psionics to confuse him

Use the psionics to create openings as needed. Try to be subtle about it, even if we fail.
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>>3453617
second
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>>3453617
Supporting
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>>3453593
>Use a bit of psionics to confuse him

Let's see if he does math trick! And let's see how quickly he realises it dosen't work.
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>>3453613
>Dodge around his attacks and counter when you see an opening
>Use a bit of psionics to confuse him
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>>3453617
supporting
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Let's see how trickie dickie can you get

Roll 1d21
Best of 4
DC: 9 Crit: 13
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Rolled 16 (1d21)

>>3453662
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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3453662
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Rolled 19 (1d21)

>>3453662
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>>3453664
Lmao
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>>3453664
Replace every mention of King Crimson with Eric and this sums up how Krillin feels right now.

https://youtu.be/Jm2D7ohWos0
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>>3453664
Krillin right now
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>>3453664
How we compare to Krillin right now.
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>>3453664
jesus
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>>3453664
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED LITTLE MAN.
SHE'S GOING HOME WITH A TRUE CHAD TONIGHT.
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>>3453681
Don't she's one of the few things he has that reminds him he's a man.
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>>3453686
He's not a man
HE'S A BITCH.
jokes aside pls no cuck Krillin.
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>>3453686
HE BETTER START PULLING HOT ROLLS OUT OF HIS ASS IF HE DOESN'T WANT ERIC TAPPING HERS
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"Let's start with a classic!"
Krillin changes his stance a bit and after cupping his hands together he pulls them back.
"Kaaaaaa-"

"This?"
You ask him.
"What? Is there no trademark on that thing?
Do you just... share all your moves? Or do you all steal from each other?
Because I know that feel-"

"MEEEEEEEE!"

As the ball forms in his hand you continue trying to throw him off a bit.
"But seriously, it has such a long wind-up. Does everyone just... wait patiently for you to charge that up?
Or do you have a way to fire it quickly but weaker?"

"HAAAAA-MEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAA!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muZVDgMoIQY

His eyes are practically shinig brightly when he fires the thing, sending chunks of the arena scattering around him.
It'd almost be impressive... had you not seen a far more dangerous one previously.
But this one? This is just cute.

You let out a little smirk and sway to the side right as it gets close enough to you.
The wave passes by harmlessly and you even touch it slightly to know how it feels. It's not burning at the very least but it's certainly some highly compacted energy.
It would certainly be unpleasant to let it hit you.

But while the beam is still going you start running alongside it, charging up on Krillin.
The little man gets shivers all over his body and begins to pull the beam to the side. Looking over your shoulder you see the rest of it bending and changing its course.
"Neat!"

As the Kamehameha starts to follow your movements you finally reach Krillin and attempt to kick him in the head, which makes him drop the attack mid-way.
He attempts to dart around but now he has a loose beam attack to deal with, as well as you.
Taking a large, leaping step forward you try to uppercut him so he'd hit his own attack.

To give him credit he tries to fight back, he even takes a decent swing at you but with a quick jerk of the head and some very minor telekinesis to make his arm move to the side you dodge it.
With a loud shout you manage to strike him in the stomach before pulling your fist back only to hit him again.
"SHIN! SHORYUKEN!"

The midget flies upward and as air uncontrollably escapes his lungs he can't help but helplessly hover right into his own attack.
You see the beam tearing his shirt to shreds as you smile to yourself.
"You win. Perfect."
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>>3453740
Pathetic, not even worth our Raging Demon.
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>>3453740
>Eric knows the Shin Shoryuken
>By extension he can also do the Real Impact and the Divine Dragon
>Eric can also delay his hits
Holy shit Eric can do a Distorted Real Impact.
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You can hear a mixture of cries coming from the Universe 7 benches.
Cries like "Krillin!" "Papa!" or "Honey!". But that's none of your problem.
After all... he's not dead yet.

Falling out of the sky with his shirt in tatters Krillin dusts himself off with a wince.
"Ouch! That one really hurt!"

"Hey... Don't look at me!
Most of that damage was from you!
You shouldn't really toss around what you can't take yourself!"

"Heh... Maybe. But that's sadly not how we had to do things back home.
Nowadays we really gotta put everything behind our attacks for them to even dent the enemy!"
You nod. You get that. You get that a LOT. But this is probably not the way you'd go about it.
"But this got me thinking."
The little man gives you a sharp look.
"I'm not done yet! I can still fight! And... I think I just figured out the way to beat you!"

"Oh?"

The little man charges you with the clear intent to strike you but as he approaches he quickly shouts this.
"What's 1000-450x0.5?"

"775!"
You respond immediately before elbowing him in the cranium and crashing him into the ground.

"Owowowow!
WHAT?!"
He asks in confusion.

But before you'd answer you kick him in the stomach which sends him flying off the stage.
He rolls around helplessly before the referee grabs the mic.
"AND THE WINNER IS ERIC OF UNIVERSE 6 VIA DROP-OUT!"

"I... I can not believe this!"
Beerus shouts.

"YES!
GOOD WORK ERIC! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!"
The rest of your team looks at Champa as if they don't quite agree with his theatrics.
But you gotta say... you appreciate his efforts.

One down.
Two to go.
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>>3453765
>Eric remembered PEMDAS on the fly
ATTA BOY
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>>3453771
They beat that shit into us he better not forget
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>>3453765
Well, that gave it away to the old crowd that our boy is psychic... Oh well, we haven't shown that to its full extent not even close. So go ham with pay next match then add magic at the end.
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>>3453782
So... Roshi, Goku, Tien, his pet midget(are those two even here?) Bulma and Yamcha know?
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>>3453785
Probably passed it to pickle monster and disappointment too.
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>>3453785
Tien and Chiaotzu aren't here. Neither is Yamcha.
But Bulma and Karrotcake are.
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As he rubs his head Krillin slowly flies back up where he came from.
There his friends quickly start swarming him, especially the two other contenders.
"What was that?"

"Guys... I think the guy might be psychic."

"What, like Chiaotzu?"
The Namekian asks him.

"Oh yeaaaah! Now I remember!"
Goku chimes in.
"You wanted to confuse him like you did with Chiaotzu!"

"What makes you think that?"

"I just... I don't know.
I felt like my hand slightly moved on its own... So I thought that-
But apparently it was nothing."

"Hmmmm..."

"What's wrong Mister Piccolo?"

"Gohan... I'll go next.
Make sure to watch everything.
I don't like this guy... not one bit. If I fail, you'll have to take him out."

"A-Are you certain?"

"Yes.
Champa's been awfully busy trying to sound desperate.
Yet I don't think he's even slightly afraid."

"You think this is all a ruse?"

"Maybe. Which is why I need you to pay attention.
Got it?"

"Yes!"

"Good."

The green man flies down and starts undressing in front of you.
As he tosses his cape and hat on the ground they make an audible thud before he starts cracking his knuckles.

>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails please?
>Hey guys! Can you toss me some water? I'm parched!
>Say nothing
>Other?
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>>3453790
>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails please?
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>>3453790
>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails please?
>Hey guys! Can you toss me some water? I'm parched
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>>3453790
>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails, please?
>>I had enough of that with the trial of pain when I gathered dragon balls thank you very much.
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>>3453790
>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails please?
>Hey guys! Can you toss me some water? I'm parched

I met some namekians once. One of them was very huge and amazingly knowledgeable about Earthling pop culture.
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>>3453790
>Say nothing

I feel like those two options might *somehow* give something away but maybe I'm just paranoid.

>"What, no knuckle tap like the last guy? You don't have to look so Intense, geez. I guess we should we get right to It then huh?"
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>>3453790
>>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails, please?
>>>I had enough of that with the trial of pain when I gathered dragon balls thank you very much.
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>>3453765
So like...are we just gonna ignore how Eric got the equation wrong?
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>>3453806
P E M D A S
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>>3453806
that better be bait
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>>3453810
So like..can we just me being an idiot
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>>3453806
Dude...
450x0.5=225
1000-225=775
Seems right.
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>>3453821
Yeah, i just messed up pemdas. Honestly I have no excuse
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Right.

Prepare yourselves, this will be a quick little update

>writing
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"Namekian huh? That's cool.
You know I met some Namekians once. Nice guys, especially the ones that are knowledgeable in Earth pop-culture.
But could you do me a favor and NOT use those nails? Thank you. I had enough of those for a lifetime."

"I suggest you cut that out!"

"Huh?"

"You may have fooled everyone else but I see right through you.
So you'd best drop the act and show what you're really made of!"

"I'll say it again... HUH?!
I was just being nice!"

"You want me to believe you're nothing more than Champas cook who got brought in because he couldn't find anyone else?
And that you still managed to beat Krillin?!"

You hear an almost unanimous shout of surprise coming from Universe 7.
"What? He's been pretending up until now?"

"Errr-"

"So what's your game then?
Are you another galactic tyrant pretending to be someone else?"

"What?!"
You shout in utter shock.
Looking over your shoulder you see Champa awkwardly looking away and whistling to himself.
"Thanks for that boss..."

>Say nothing
>Pretend to be offended and try to play the long con as long as possible
>Come clean
>Other?
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>>3453845
>Pretend to be offended and try to play the long con as long as possible
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>>3453845
>Come clean
Technically we're sort of the Demon King, actually. Kinda.
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>>3453845
>Pretend to be offended and try to play the long con as long as possible
>>"Hey, I am totally personal chef to Lord Champa, don't go making assumptions about people just cause they don't tell you their life's story the moment you meet! Way to be a jerk!"

Don't have the exact words, but basically take more offense to the insinuation that we're not a chef than the accusation of Galactic Tyranny. Then deliberately play it up until he drop's Frost's name and casually mention we killed the guy for trying to conquer Earth.
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>>3453845
>"He got me started on training, the rest just came naturally."
>"I am genuinely suprised how little control of my life I have had over the last few months. I accidentally managed to iseminate a planet."
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>>3453845
"You got me, I'm the most terrible, evil monster In U6. Frost doesn't hold a candle to my villany, wahaha. Seriously, yeah I'm stronger than you saw In the fight against Krillin, what of It? You are too aren't ya big guy?"
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>>3453857
Support.
Doesn't mean we can't be a nice guy too. Besides the demon king stuff was temporary really being a cook of God of destruction is my reall job.
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>>3453845
Hey man I really am champa's cook!
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>>3453845
>Other?

Piccolo's trying to bait us into saying more than we need to say.

Just simply reply that if any of them have any doubts about our background that Vados would be more than happy to vouch for our record as far as a lack of evil villainy is concerned.

>>3453868

Oh no, he discovered our plan to cook such delicious food that all of the Saiyans will be too busy gorging themselves on junk food to resist our galactic campaign. Whatever will we do?
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>>3453857
Support
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>I am the Demon King of Cooking from Superhell! Fear me!

Kek

>writing
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>>3453879
Yes. Give him a smartass reply or not at all. Maybe defend your Innocence but don't give anything away.

As In, If we say we're the demon king he expects magic. Which Is bad.
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>>3453883
Goddammit.

At least this will be entertaining.
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>>3453886
It's hilarious.
You know who else is/was a Demon King?
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>>3453890
No he was of demon tried do to how evil he was. That's like comparing Ken to Champa no contest.
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Actually, did the U10 refugees come watch? What about Sala? This would be a hilarious time for her to chime in. “Hell yeah D! Show that green nerd why they call you the Doomslayer!” “I mean... it’s mostly because *I* called me the Doomslayer...”
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>>3453897
You do know Piccolo and Slug are straight up considered actual literal Demons in universe?
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>>3453897
“No, he’d just mutated into a member of the corrupted Demon Tribe of Namkekians due to how evil he was.”

>>3453900
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>>3453908
It would be interesting if being touched by enough evil actually changed your powers into something demonic. Again, make “hellfighter” a technical term!
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>>3453908
Yup. Henc they are deamon tribe/clan.
https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Demon_Clan
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>>3453913
Tried was a typo meant tribe.
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>>3453917
You do realize I nicked that from GT, right?
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>>3453923
I do!
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"Hey asshole! I AM the personal chef of lord Champa! And proud of it!
If you so much as dare to insult my cooking I'll show you hell! Oh... and by the way... there is that. I technically hold the title of the demon king.
Right Vados?"
You look up.

"That is entirely correct.
Eric's the most wonderful little cook we've ever seen.
Lord Beerus can attest to that."

"Asifyousonsof-"

"I knew it! So you're a demon!"
The namekian points at you.

"No? I'm a human from Earth! I took that title!"

"Technically Eric you no longer have it."

"WHA-"

"Yeap.
What did you expect? You weren't around to defend it so it got taken."

"SONOVA-"
You hear a shout coming from WAY behind Champa and everyone looks in its direction.

"What was that?"

"I believe a stowaway my lord."

Everybody just waves off Salas surprised scream and returns their attention to the tournament.
"Hmph. Regardless you are still far more than you show."
The namekian continues.

"Oh please, when did I state I was weak exactly?
Y'all idiots just assumed so. And besides. I liked fighting that other guy, he was a good sport unlike a certain someone.
And besides... you talk like YOU aren't stronger than him!"

"Whatever.
I'll uncover the true extent of your abilities.
Even if I have to pry them with my nails."

"Okay! That's it!"
You shout.
"I told you! No claws!
If I so much as SEE you trying to scratch me I'll SHOW you why I USED TO BE the Demon King!"

"Erm..."
The referee awkwardly mutters in his mic.
"A-Are both contestants ready? Can we start now?"

"YES!"
You both shout at the same time.

"O-kay... BEGIN!"

You see the guy assuming his fighting stance and spreading his fingers apart in an attempt to display his claws to you.
Fuckin' asshole.

>Show him your true physical capabilities!
>He asked for this! He gets the STANCE!
>"Do you believe in magic?"
>Other?
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>>3453955
on one hand I want to hide our time abilities from gohan. on the other Piccolo may be strong enough that we need them to win. so for now

>Other? Use your psychic powers along with your true physical capabilities
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>>3453955
>>He asked for this! He gets the STANCE!
>>Okay asshole that’s it! I’ll break you in half!
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>>3453955
>He asked for this! He gets the STANCE!
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>>3453955
>Show him your true physical capabilities!
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>>3453955

>>3453966
This, reserve the stance for the kid
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>>3453955
>Show him your true physical capabilities!
>I'LL SHOW YOU WHY THEY CALLED ME THE BEST BOY BACK ON NAMEK!
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>>3453955
I’ll second this:

>>3453966
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>>3453955
>Show him your true physical capabilities!
>Use a small portion of your psychic powers, but NOT the timeskip unless we HAVE to.
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>>3453976
>>3453966
Supporting. My vote was basically this anyway but I didn't see It.

NO stance unless It would save us from a ring out.
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>>3453955
Do you believe in magic?
So very tempting buuut
>Show him your true physical capabilities!
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>>3453955
>>Show him your true physical capabilities!
>>Use a small portion of your psychic powers, but NOT the timeskip unless we HAVE to.
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>>3453975
Support
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>>3453955
>Show him your true physical capabilities!

Piccolo you giant green dick
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That is pretty one sided.
And not a bad choice all things considered.

Very well.
Roll the dice.
Best of 4
DC: 11 Crit: 15

>writing
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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3453998
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Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>3453998
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Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>3453998
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Rolled 12 (1d21)

>>3453998
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>>3454000
My god this tournament man
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>>3453553
>>3453664
>>3454000
So when do the panties start dropping?
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>>3454000
LOL
Nice trips too.
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>>3454000
This nigga is about to feel like when he saw Frieza turn his son into swiss cheese
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>>3454000
Shouldn't'a disrespected our mad cookin skillz, yo.
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>>3454000
“CONSERVE POWER! SHARPEN YOUR SENSES! RAISE YOUR OOWER TO THE MAX... AND DON’T LET ANY OF IT GO TO WASTE!!!”
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>>3454013
POWER*, damn it!
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>>3454013
is that a quote of something?
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>>3454000
Eric is such a chad he can give a dose to the doctor himself.
https://youtu.be/zo5l-1r8OMo
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>>3454018
The basics Vados taught us at the beginning of our forays into ki and martial arts.
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>>3454013
Absolutely this. Vados style best style.
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As you let out a sigh and assume your regular fighting stance you hear someone call your name from the audience.
"ERIC! KICK! HIS ASS!"

You look up and see Kale actually shouting at you while Caulifla is looking just as confused as you are.
Turning around you give her a wink and snap your fingers.
"You got it!"
Then you turn back and start shouting.
"AND TO ALL LADIES IN THE CROWD! You're welcome!"

You hear more than a few confused "what"s coming from the crowd before the Namekian finally attacks you.
By thrusting his arm out he shoots it out like some sort of gun, claws first of course.
As it approaches at an alarming rate you close your eyes and start chanting a mantra.

"Conserve. Sharpen. Raise to the maximum."
And when the Namekians hand reaches you... You grab it.
With your fingers entwined you grin at him.
"And don't let a drop go to waste!"

But it looks like your opponent doesn't exactly think what you did was anything special as he starts making his way to you in a rather... unique way.
By retracting his arm he actually pulls himself to you, readying another blow.
When he gets close you duck under it and-

*POOOOOOW*

The Namekian stops dead in place immediately and as his head falls over your shoulder he throws up some blood on the ground behind you.
"Purple huh? That's neat."

You let go of him and he starts stumbling backwards as he tries to regain his composure.
Meanwhile you hear the other Universe 7 folks slowly realizing what happened.
"Uh-oh."
Beerus is the first one.

"Uh-oh is right my lord."

"D-Did you guys see his fist?!
Or was that just me?"
Krillin gasps almost as loud as Piccolo.

"No... you definitely weren't imagining that honey..."

"Y-You mean he could've done that to ME?!"

"Yeap..."
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>>3454048
>"Uh-oh."

Yea that's what I fucking thought
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>>3454075
Huh either im lagging or the thread is weirdly silent
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>>3454082
Waiting on the next post in the fight!
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>>3454082
We're all just waiting.
Piccolo getting his shit pushed in is nice though.
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>>3454082
There is less shitposting than usual, but we're waiting for the second half of the update right now.
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>>3454084
>>3454085
>>3454087

Good reasons for no posts I guess. Kinda early of me to make assumptions huh
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>>3454090
He's been bodied before, he can probably take a bit of a beating unless we go for a ring out while he's stunned.
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>>3454082
Nah, just waiting for next part in anticipation
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Sorry folks. I've been busy having dinner since last post.
I'm back now though.
Await further posts
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>>3454099
Namek physiology is fucking insane
One of the reasons why Cell was such a bitch to kill. The other was Frieza
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>>3454105
We missed all of his vital organs.
ALLOFTHEM?
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>>3454099
We’re here to sweep up, and with another Saiyan on their roster we’re probably aiming for that ring out to conserve our strength and tricks.

>>3454105
As far as I’m concerned Namekians are basically plants made of pure muscle, while Frieza and his kind evolved from fucking tardigrades.
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>>3454105
There are 2 kinds of enemies in dragon ball.

1. They exceed your own power many times over

or

2. They have some type of super regeneration/immunity that makes them a bitch to put down.

or

3. Cannon Fodder
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>>3454111
And Hit.
God I love that dickhead
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>>3454111
3* fucking god damn it I knew I forgot something
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>>3454111
And then there's this guy.
Who is all 3.
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>>3454114
HIS TIMESKIP?

STATUS: UNBEATABLE.

ttthIS iS ThE STAN
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>>3454119
Who is that male version of femZamasu? There's so much weird Fanart nowadays
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>>3454114
I would actually love Hit if it weren't for his design.
It's just kinda lame.
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>>3454135
I quite like his design, though the purple head was kind of weird at first. His duster/combat suit aesthetic works well for him I think.
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>>3454135
Benis on head.
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"Holy crap!
B-But wait! If he can do that to Piccolo then he's at least Super Saiyan level!"

Vegeta then looks at him in disgust.
"See?
Maybe if the rest of your race was this talented then there wouldn't be any need for us to save the world all th time..."

"Hey! Cut it out Vegeta!
And don't talk so tough! This Earthling coudl've murdered you with one strike back when we first met you!
That's INSANE!"

"Yes. And?
Doesn't mean much now.
Besides, he's still painting you in a bad light."

"Damn straight."
18 concurs.
"I haven't seen Big Green getting punched like this since that time he had a dumb fight with 17."

As this conversation is going on the Namekian named Piccolo stumbles backwards while wiping some purple blood off his face.
He looks down at his stomach and sees a hole ripped through his shirt and beyond it some minor deformations in his muscles.
Placing his hand on the affected area he somehow conjures new fabric and fixes the tear in his outfit.

"Clothes Beam... Huh...
Neat."

"It looks like... I underestimated you.
Impressive."

"Wow. That's the first nice thing you said."

"Don't get used to it.
I won't make that same mistake again."
Raising both hands on his head he shouts.
"SOLAR FLARE!"

A brilliant flash of light comes out of nowhere, blinding you perfectly to the point that your eyes hurt.
"GOD DAMN IT! IT'S LIKE WALKING IN ON FROST WHILE HE'S IN THE SHOWER!
Wait a minute, Frost is always naked...
GAH!"

"Gotcha!"
Piccolo flies around you in an attempt to strike you in the back.
But as he does so he finds your arm swinging and your elbow burrowing in his cheeks.
He manages to do some backflips and recover but he can't do it before you manage to walk off the effects of his technique.
"H-How?"

You tap your head.
"You can blind me all you want. You can even hide your power level while you do so.
But you can't hide from me."

"Huh...
Okay. First time for everything I guess."
He raises his arms and touches his fingertips together.
"Then how about this?"

A yellowish energy begins to build up in the empty pocket of space between his palms.
This... does not feel good.

>He wants to clash? Okay.
>Blitz him before he can fire.
>Take it! Eric's the strongest there is!
>Other?
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>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire.
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>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire.
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>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire. Use a trick he won't expect.

He's probably expecting this, so use something unexpected to throw his timing/aim off and ring him out.
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>>3454149
>Wait till he's just about to fire then Time-Skip behind him and ask what he's aiming at
Show him why Time-Skip is unbeatable
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>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire. Use a trick he won't expect.
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>>3454158
Support.
Portal first interrupt!
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>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire.
We can't waste any energy
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I kinda feel like it would be funny if we just opened a portal to redirect his attack.
But I want to keep that secret.
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>>3454149
>Wait for him to fire it, then portal it back at him.

Why are you hitting yourself?
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>>3454149
It doesn’t sound like the Makankōsappō or the Hellzone Grenade but Eric should probably trust his instincts of “this can’t be good” and
>Blitz him before he can fire
No tricks though! Save those for Gohan!
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>>3454169
That's because it's the Light Grenade.
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>>3454169
Eh its light grenade.
https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Light_Grenade
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>>3454149
>>He wants to clash? Okay.
Sadly it won't win, this was probably the last chance of having a beam clash and winning.
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>>3454184
We have more opponents after him, so we can't risk losing energy to be cool.

We could possibly win a struggle against Gohan If we used our powers to basically cheat though. No way we match him with raw power.
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>>3454175
>>3454178
Man, I didn’t even know that thing had a name. Is it more of a thing in the games or am I just that out of touch after all this time?
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Okay. So rushing him wins
But please... if you are going to write in something don't make it so vague.
That's my job to basically allow you free will over the actions.

When you leave it up to me you are just setting yourself up for disappointment

>writing

Oh and please roll the dice once more
Best of 4
DC: 13 Crit:15
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Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>3454204
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Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>3454204
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Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>3454204
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Rolled 2 (1d21)

>>3454204
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>>3454201
I don't know where it came from.
Probably the jap dub. But I do know its name from games
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>>3454207
Awww.
The spree ended.
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>>3454210
I mean, we still critted him.
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>>3454149 #
>Blitz him before he can fire. Use a trick he won't expect.
Save the portals and timeskip for Gohan, use psy tricks only if completely necessary.
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>>3454204
>But please... if you are going to write in something don't make it so vague.
That's my job to basically allow you free will over the actions.

>When you leave it up to me you are just setting yourself up for disappointment

Good point Not-Som, we never specified what trick to use.

What should we reveal?

>Portals
>Stance/Timeskip
>Magic
>Spatial Control

I say
>Spatial Control

Redirect his attack enough to Ring-Out him.
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>>3454213
That's good. Just would have been awesome to finish 2 fights with all rolls being 21's.
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>>3454210
Only In this quest are players disappointed by a nat 20. It's still a big crit anon.
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>>3454217
Yea partial looks good.
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>>3454220
Spartal
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>>3454223
You ok man?
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I’m confused, were we specifically asked to specify how we blitz the attack before it fires or was it just a note for future attempts at write-ins? I don’t know why everyone is voting on what to reveal when the whole point was to play this as close to the vest as we can in preparation to fight Gohan.
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>>3454236
I meant that: Don't write vague shit like "Try something he won't expect" without specifying what that SOMETHING is.
And anons were kind enough to start discussing it between themselves to make my job easier
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>>3454242
Ah, gotcha!
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>Spatial Control
Get closer Piccolo can't escape or block the blast, but make sure the explosion doesn't reach you.
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*so Piccolo
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Yeah, if he thinks he'll be able to pull that shit off then he's in for a rude awakening.
You let Krillin charge his attack because he was nice, he doesn't get the same treatment.

"Wait..."
You crack a smile.
"Oh so that's it, huh?
Okay..."

As he charges his attack with ever louder screaming you kick off the ground and make your way towards him while zig-zagging around the place to make aiming harder.
When you get near him you fly to his side in an attempt to get as clear of his shot as possible... which is when you see what his actual plan was.
An extra arm sprouts from his shoulder and grabs you by the ankle.

"Gotcha!"
He shouts as he starts turning around to aim his blast at you.
"LIGHT GRENADE!"

"No.
Got you!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH9u4eZQGk8

You swipe with your hand and the so called "grenade" flies harmlessly past you as the fabric of space starts to curve at your will.
A few astonished "Oooh~"s come, mostly from the divine spectators while the rest are mostly staring dumbfounded.
Bringing your arms close to your body you start spinning around your axis at a ridiculous speed, fast enough to twist the Namekians newly sprouted appendage right out of its socket.
And as you land on all fours you stare up at your opponent who prepares to punch you.

Standing up you strike him first with a series of machine gun-like punches which manage to stagger him.
Jumping up you look down at him.
"And now I'll show you why you don't fuck with the Best Boy of Namek!"
You start forming a black ball in front of you as you chant.
"Null...."

In response the Namekian grunts and begins to shoot many, many, many ki blasts in your general direction.
The attacks linger in the air for a moment before he brings his hands down on you.
"HELLZONE GRENADE!"

"LAAAAAAANCE!"

You shoot the straight blast at the tired Namekian while quickly bringing your arms around you and begin distorting space.
The anomaly closes around you and encases your body in a bubble of null space. What was meant to be a "grenade" was apparently powerful enough to shake even your secluded little area down to its core and even crack it in a few places but it still couldn't reach you.

As you unlock your little pocket space you get to see your opponent spread out on the ground with the referee counting.
"NINE! TEN!
CONTESTANT PICCOLO IS OUT!"
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>>3454266
Get fucked Big Green.
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>>3454266
Thanks Piccolo, for the REAL warm up.

Energy status: Near Peak

Gohan Info: Minimal

We did good guys, we did good.
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>>3454266
Looks like Piccolo got his daily dose!
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Get rekt u7! Now we gotta punish gohan for being a damn failure for both his races.
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As you get declared the winner Beerus starts growling.
"OKAY CHAMPA! WHAT THE HELL?!"

*whistles*

"DON'T PULL THIS SHIT! NOBODY BELIEVES IT ANYMORE!
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS GUY?!"

"Hehehe... I suppose I'm caught red handed.
But it doesn't matter for you've already fallen into my trap!
You see ladies, gentlemen and those unfortunate enough to be born without a gender... This entire tournament has gone just. As. Planned!"

"Grrrrr..."

"You see friends, my boy Eric is not just my personal Chef...
But he's been trained by Vados herself!"

"I knew it..."
Whis sighs.
"Sister... Why is it that when something strange and frightening happens it's always related to you in some way?"

"Oh Whis... You are one to talk!
I'm not the one who handed godly power to a bunch of Saiyans."

"True.
But don't tell me you aren't planning to do it."

"Not anymore!"
As the gods are busy bickering or gossiping between themselves the mortals have a few... mixed reactions to all this.

Most mortals, especially the "Earthlings" of Universe 7 are cowering in fear.
"I-Is this guy really an Earthling?"
The blue haired woman asks.
"He's a monster! Just like Vegeta and Goku!"

"Y-Yeah!"
Krillin confirms.

But there are also those who find this performance of yours... interesting.
Many of whom are ladies whose eyes are sparkling when they look at you....
Unfortunately even they PALE in comparison to one guy.

"Oooooooh! Did you guys SEE THAT? HAHHHHAAAAA!
This guy is great! Ooof! Now I'm getting excited!"

"Yeah dad... I can see him...
You could at least pretend to not root for him while I have to fight him."

"Aw don't be like that Gohan! You're gonna be fine!"

"I... can't tell if you're serious or not and that's very concerning."

But Gohans wife stands up to comfort him.
"Don't worry Gohan! We'll be rooting for you!
Isn't that right Pam?"

"GUGU!"

"Thanks Videl!
Now I feel much better!"

But as they are going on you see your opponent on the ground.
He really looks like shit. Maybe you overdid it a little. But you honestly didn't expect him to sprout a new arm.

>Help him up
>Nah. He was a douche, he got what he deserved
>Other?
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>>3454284
On the upside Gohan won't see most of our tricks coming, on the downside the power gap Is actually still Immense. He may not have earned It, but he has received many Toriyama plot powerups over the years and could compete with Dypso and such In the ToP.

That being said, I hope we curbstomp the fuck out him and embarrass him In front of his entire family.
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>>3454295
>Help him up
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>>3454295
>Help him up

The namekians of our universe named us their kin because of our generosity. And as Guru told to us, being a good boy will not be enough. We must be the Best Boy.
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>>3454295
>Help him up
Eric is a good boy
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>>3454295
>Help him up
Let's not be a dick about it.
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>>3454295
>>Help him up

He's kind of a dick, but we still must aspire to Best Boi status.
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>>3454295
>Help him up
>Tell him It was a good match. Maybe he should have brought out that last trick earlier, would have helped.

It's a tournament, show some sportsmanship even If Piccolo Is kind of rough around the edges.
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>>3454295
>>Help him up
Piccolo... why didn't you DODGE!?
>>
>Goku going full Waku Waku
God damn it I knew this was coming.
It's only going to get worse when we fully open the bag of tricks.
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>>3454295
“Uh... Guys? Can we get our boy here one of those Senzu pill things you gave Captain Widow’s Peak? Letting him die just to disqualify me seems like a dick move after all the effort he put in.”
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>>3454295
>Help him up
He might have been sorta douchy but it's still just a tournament, let's be a good sport
>>
We've hardly used any of our tricks.
We even have Awakened mode as a last resort.
Portals will be fun too
We've got time bullshit to fall back on as well.
And the dimension of fuck you
Also magic.
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>>3454295
>help him up
>you should learn to dodge
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>>3454325
Considering the most they've seen is Eric's physical prowess and some psychic ability, the best strategy for this fight might just be to stop holding back and go full balls to the wall psychomagicki fuckery. We don't really have a reason to hold off at this point, and going full force would completely throw Gohan off.
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>>3454295
Ah fuck, Goku's all interested in us now. That's not good. I'm glad we at least didn't show off too many of our tricks before the Gohan fight, a SSJ3 tier opponent is bad enough even with all our tricks intact.
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Sportsmanship GO!

>writing
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>>3454347
Nono, It's good that Goku's Interested In us. Kinda. Think about It this Is the last match, If we beat Gohan we win the tournament. It doesn't matter If Goku wants to fight because he's out.

Though If Goku *does* want to fight we may as well pull a Hit and see how far we can push ourselves against him. Secret optional boss get.
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>>3454355
So...
Uh.
Super Dragon Balls.
If we win, what do we wish for?
Potara that last for as long as you're wearing the earring?
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>>3454359
I....can't really think of anything. It's Champa's wish anyway so it doesn't really matter what we think.
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>>3454359
Big peepee
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>>3454359
I thought we'd do the whole 'Kefla exists as her own person' thing we talked about. The girls could always learn the fusion technique If they needed to fight an opponent way stronger than them. Hmm, KaleIfa? Fusion name's a work In progress.

Think about It. We can have a threesome consisting of four of the same two girls.
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>>3454359
There's two wishes that come to mind, for me.
Independent Kefla...
Or Good-Aligned Buu so we can trust him more.
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>>3454366
> It's Champa's wish
I suppose that’s technically true... does u7 have anything that needs fixing so he can call it even with his brother for the Earth thing?
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>>3454377
I'm sure there are a lot of stray cats and dogs on their Earth too.
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>>3454377
I can... only come up with something petty for Beerus.
Not 5 cm's petty but still pretty petty

Anything seriously wrong with his Universe he'd probably just outsource for someone else... or leave as is because it's too much work
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You fly down to the ground and walk up to the guy you just beat the shit out of.
Almost immediately his friends freeze and await what you want to do but when they actually see what you had in mind they sigh with relief.
Extending your hand you grin to the guy.

"Sorry about that.
But you really shoulda dodged!"

"Heh... I guess you're right."
He takes your hand as you try to help him up.
"And I'd like to apologize for all that as well. I wanted to get you riled up so you'd spill the beans."

"I figured.
Water under the bridge. 'Sides, winners can't really complain."

He... smiles?
His facial features contort like they aren't really used to this.
"Well I'm just glad I didn't die back there.
Seriously, you pack a serious punch."

"Heh... so do you.
If you used that last move earlier I would've been in trouble."

He shakes his head.
"It takes a lot of energy. If I use it and it doesn't work that basically guarantees I loose.
And you saw how much setup it takes."

"Yeap.
Well anyways, good game."

"Yes. Well played."
He shakes your hand.
"By the way... what did you mean by "Best Boy of Namek?"
He asks in utter confusion.

"Eh... don't think about it too much.
Maybe if you're interested I'll tell it after the final match."

"I'll hold you to that."
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>>3454376
I think making a permanent Kefla is just a bit strange.
Especially after confessing to Caulifla and Kale already.
No time limit fusion that can be ended at will however lets Kefla actually experience life for longer than an hour.
Also make the things indestructible or self repairing for good measure.
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The Kefla thing should probably wait until we’ve talked it out with the girls first.
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>>3454389
>>3454384
Yeah I have to agree, it would be sorta weird to spring up. Especially since they seem to be warming up to Eric's confession, it would be a bit too much to pile on.
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>>3454381
Would be hilarious (though plot breaking) if we threw to Gohan and Beerus wished for Eric to be transferred to their universe as his attendant
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As the Namekian leaves you he flies back up to his friends where Beerus is really, REALLY going to town on his last participant.
"NOW LISTEN HERE GOKU JUNIOR!
You go out there and beat that guy right away!
Go full power and knock him out! OR ELSE!"

"L-Lord Beerus I-"

"Gohan."
Piccolo approaches the lad.

"Ah Mister Piccolo!
Thanks for the save!"

"Did you catch all that?"

"Y-Yes.
I was watching intently."

"And?
Because I'll be honest I'm more confused by what I saw rather than enlightened."

"R-right... It is a bit strange.
But I think I got something."

"Hmmmm?"
Beerus raises an eyebrow.

"His Ki feels weak because he has incredible control over it...
Basically despite feeling like he's holding back he's actually going all out."

"Good observation Sir Gohan!"
Whis commends the boy.

"But that's all...
I think Krillins psychic theory holds water. But not the way we thought."
The crowd around Gohan watches him intently.
"It appears he can actually manipulate space itself to some degree.
That's how he manipulated Krillin and defended himself from your attack."

"Very good! That is all correct!"
The angel goes on.

"So Whis... does this mean we can win?"
Beerus asks him.

"Oh I think we'll just have to see.
But if Gohan can keep this up he might figure out his opponent quick enough for it to matter.
Ohohohohoho!"

"Urgh...
And you wonder why nobody likes angels?
Stupid smug-"

But while they keep arguing the boy flies down into the ring and starts introducing himself.
"I am Son Gohan.
And this is where the tournament ends for you."

"Oooooh! You know, the green guy said something like that.
And I'm still here. I'd watch what I say because it's gonna be really awkward when I sweep my third opponent."

"My friends all lost to you so that I could observe and understand you.
I won't let them down. And I certainly won't let my guard down against you."
He then strikes a very similar pose to Gokus stance. Like father like son as they say.

You grin at this.
"Oh friend...
I don't think you understand... at all."
Then you look up.

>Lord Champa! This is for you!
>Girls! This is for you!
>Kids! This is for you!
>Other?
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>>3454401
That would be rather petty, steal Eric away from his friends and family, all to be forced to serve a god of destruction.

Basically the same Job as before, but the context would be almost hell for Eric considering what he'd lose.
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>>3454412
>Everyone, this Is for you! For everything you've brought me, I give everything I have to fight for you In this match!
>Now come on, lets give them a show!
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>>3454412
>Everyone, this Is for you! For everything you've brought me, I give everything I have to fight for you In this match!
>Now come on, lets give them a show!
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>>3454416
support
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>>3454412
>Everyone, this Is for you! For everything you've brought me, I give everything I have to fight for you In this match!
>>Now come on, lets give them a show!
Nonanswers are the best answers!....wait
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>>3454416
Supporting
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>>3454416
Supporting this
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>>3454416
>>3454419
>>3454424
For every lesson I was taught, for every spar I’ve fought, for every trial and foe I’ve overcome, for all the friends and family cheering me on... here’s everything I’ve got!
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Alright. I'm not even gonna waste time with this one.
Strap in lads. Because this ride might be a bit bumpy.

ROLL THE DICE!
Best of 5
DC:20 No Crit

>writing
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>>3454455
>Gohan:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>3454455
Lol
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>>3454455
hahahaha yes
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VICTORY LAP
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>>3454455
Ok, glad we didn't outright embarrass ourself after that smack talk and speech
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>>3454455
>>3454460
>Eric is fighting someone far more powerful then he is
>Strong enough to crush him like an ant
>Eric: This must be Tuesday!

Also, holy fucking hell guys, Eric's been Critting this entire damn tournament. This is great!

Have we managed to seduce 18 yet?
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>>3454466
No.
But if she wasn't married she'd jump the bone already
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>>3454455
Nothing feels quite as good as all the hardcore training paying off on the big stage at last.
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>>3454466
It's weird how good he is at fighting people stronger than him. It probably helps that everyone else just sort of tries to overpower their opponent. Except Piccolo and the humans but their big idea is to just pack a ton of power into one attack and hit above their weight class and while that has merit those attacks almost never hit.
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>>3454455
>>3454460
Poor Gohan. This tournament doesn’t really mean anything to him; if anything it’s probably more of an inconvenience and a nuisance assuming he’s not still trying the whole “forge my own path” shtick he was spouting right before the Tournament of Power.

Meanwhile, our boy Eric is over here like
https://youtu.be/ny24zPeQLks
at the peak of his own personal journey to improve himself and answer all the expectations and hopes his friends and family have for him. Hell, beating Gohan is basically the last nail in the old Eric’s coffin, burying the complacent no-name pizza delivery guy that had let himself be cowed by death and oblivion in favor of the intrepid human with his sights on stars and the rest of the universe.
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>>3454455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m7sIgKlu3U

HELL YES. We are the hype!
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Sorry guys, but I think that using the wish to get Kefla as a waifu will be strange no matter what we do. Kale and Caulifla know not only that Eric has a thing for Kefla, but also that he feels something for them (and in Kale's case it's probably mutual, even if she trowed him through a window). If we pull the Kefla stuff from nowhere everyone is going to freak out, the girls will get hurt and then they'll hurt Eric.
This ship has been fine as a way to make Eric a more complex character, but I can't see a way for QM to make it feel natural and not ruining our relationship with Kale and Caulifla at the same time. Why do we have to risk so much to get the near impossible ending?, we alredy have several top tier girls we can waifu without using a wish that literally can repair any evil ever done and make a multiversal utopia real in seconds, like Sala, Kale, Caulifla, Vados...mmm, Vados.
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>>3454490
The instant Eric confessed was the death of the Kefla wish
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>>3454492
Wrong
>>3454490
Don't overthink it. Saiyans won't.
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>>3454490
>>3454492
The best we can do is infinite duration potara that can be cancelled at will.
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>>3454497
Wrong, kefla is still the ultimate waifu and all you have weak wills
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>>3454497
Honestly, we need to shelf the whole thing until we have a better grip on how fusion works and our relationship with the girls.
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>>3454501
The logic of a weakling and a coward!
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>>3454494
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Kale and Caulifla will see Eric as a weirdo, Caulifla will get angry and beat him to a pulp, Kale will be shocked, then she'll cry, then she will go berserker and beat Eric to a pulp. Simple reactions with really negative effects.
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>>3454500
I'm on team Kafka shes best wifu
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>>3454508
Yeah, nah.
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>>3454505
Bah! Nothing but the mad ravings of a man who can't accept the truth!
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"Everyone, this is for you! For everything you've brought me, I give everything I have to fight for you in this match!
For every lesson I was taught, for every spar I’ve fought, for every trial and foe I’ve overcome, for all the friends and family cheering me on... here’s everything I’ve got!"
With your speech finished you start turning around.
"Now come on, lets give them a-"

*BOOOOOM*

You feel an immensely powerful punch striking you in the cheek.
And as your heels dig a trench in the stone of the arena you hear Gohan cockily interrupting you.
"Sorry. You were wide open!"
But whatever he wanted to say afterwards stops as he sees your reaction.

Popping your jaw back in place and wiping some blood off your cheeks you give him a grin.
"Ooooooh this is not gonna end for you I can already tell."

"What... are you?"

"A man. The man.
The man whose foot you'll have to dislodge in about... I don't know, five minutes?
Ten tops!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBm2sNYPAyo

You assume your fighting pose now and charge him.
Exchanging a few blows you start to notice a few things.

First: His fists are like two anvils tied to jet thrusters.
Second: He's fast. Much faster than you.
And third: He really has no place here.

When he's not flailing around like a drunk in a common barfight throwing attacks randomly, he uses rudimentary martial arts moves that seem to draw both from Krillins school and that Namekians.
But unlike either of them he doesn't "use" those moves...
Instead he seems to have the attacks and techniques memorised and he simply performs them sequentially.
Gone are the fluid motions and the moves flowing into one another like water. This man... this boy feels like a machine rather than a fighter.

Crossing your amrs you take a full frontal punch which sends you flying and makes both your arms numb.
But aside that you haven't really suffered much damage. Granted you didn't inflict either... but you weren't trying yet.
"Boooooooy... This is going to be really embarassing in a second."
You sigh.

"If you're trying to gloat I got some news for you.
I got you against a wall! The powergap between us is astronomical.
Even if you had unlimited time and stamina it'd still take years for you to beat me!"

"And don't think I don't apreciate your math professor... *chuckle*
By far you are the most powerful opponent I ever had. You are stronger AND faster than me multiple times...
However!"
You smile.
"You will never... EVER... defeat me."

Gohan then raises an eyebrow.
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>>3454514
Gohan has more experience, but Eric has a genuine love for this lifestyle. It starting to show what wins out.
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I've seen too many quests ruined by a waifu war, as a Herald of peace and bearer of the anons collective wisdom (none) I propose something: >Learn doctor manhattan's space-time multiform.
>Get a harem.
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>>3454524
>Harem endings
How dare you bring in such garbage
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>>3454524
That's a funny way of saying marry femZamasu
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>>3454514
Gohan has no fighting spirit! No will to win! And that is why he'll job here
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>>3454514
For you see...
My time skip...
IS UNBEATABLE!
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>>3454524
NEVAR
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>>3454524
>learn Dr. Manhattan's space-time multiform
>learn Dr. Manhattan's space-time
>learn Dr. Manhattan

And interesting idea, but let's not forget how out of touch being him made him. That way lies madness.
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>>3454523
Gohan has experience, but he’s rusty and doesn’t really have a passion for fighting. He has he most potential for power, but he’d rather raise his family and do research. Nothing wrong with that, barring that he’s trying to compete against professionals and may be responsible for protecting the Earth.

Eric on the other hand has recent and fresh experience and has made fighting and improving the highlight of his life.
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>>3454524
Nah, the unlimited duration cancellable potara lets us go for all 3.
Kefla right now is limited to one hour and if the two want to fuse again they have to wait however long the potara cool down is.
I just want people to understand this.
Also unlimited duration potara can be useful outside of fusing Kefla, if they are needed.
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>>3454524
Anon please, Caulifa and Kake are the closest we'll get to a legitimate polygamous relationship in setting....well unless Vados is open to this kind of thing-NO FUCK WE ALREADY GOT WHAT WE COULD WE CAN'T RISK GOING ANY FURTHER WITHOUT HENTAI WORLD RULES
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>tfw you will never be as good a husbando to Caulifla and Kale as this card
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>>3454538
I guess we could maybe wish for them to have their own personal potara the three of them can use to fuse and unfuse as they see fit.
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>>3454543
>Cabba

Oh yeah, we still have to kill him for our sister thinking he's hot don't we? Can't forget that, it's important.
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>>3454543
Beerus got demoted.
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>>3454524
We are in a harem anon. Planet Plant has bared us 3 children
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>>3454552
Hahahahah!!!
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>>3454554
Now that I think about it Planet Plant didn't consent to having our soul juice forced into it.
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"You see... I can tell you're a Saiyan 'cause of the eyes.
I got a lot of practice staring into 'em. But you are the worst excuse of a space monkey I've ever seen."
Pointing at the Universe 7 pavilion you continue.
"Those two that I've faced before may not be the strongest... but they have spirit!
They can and know how to fight... You on the other hand? You are the one that does not belong here at all.
You may have the blood of the saiyans but you most certainly don't have their heart!"

Charging him you start raining blows on the boy who effortlessly blocks all of your punches.
"THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE GOING FOR YOURSELF IS BIG NUMBERS! YET YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND AMONGST THESE GIANTS! YOU MAKE ME SICK!"

Vegeta then looks at his wife.
"You see Bulma? This is why I insist on training Trunks."

*sigh*
"I don't even care anymore."

"And Kakarot... if your son looses this I suggest disowning him."

While the folks related to Gohan are conversing the boy himself is getting annoyed by your efforts.
Your strikes do little more than tickle him and as such, your words irritate him.
"Who is this Earthling to say these things?" He asks himself.
Finally he has enough and unleashes an omni directional burst of ki from his body.
"ENOUGH!"
You fly backwards as his aura swells.
"KAMEHAMEHA!"

He fires off a wave much bigger and much more powerful than the one Krillin did.
But you dodge it all the same. It's kinda predictable once you realize these folks are liable to just throw it out whenever.
"Did I touch a nerve?"

"YES! And you'll regret that!
Go ahead! Start using your space distortion! I'm ready for it!
And I'll make you regret ever using it!"

"I doubt that."

>Do as he tells you...
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
>Now... let's even the playing field a bit! (Awaken)
>Other?
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>>3454558
So you're saying we're a mindrapist?
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>>3454560
>>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !

I literally flipped a coin to choose between this and Awakening.
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !

Awaken is for the big finish, if we even need it at this rate
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>>3454560
>Now... let's even the playing field a bit! (Awaken)

A general power boost is better to use right now and when he starts losing it even more going for close combat bring out the stance
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
He won't be expecting this at all
>>3454563
Nah, it's not mindrape if they had hearts in their mind's eye or whatever stupid bullshit.
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
MY TIMESKIP
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>>3454560
>>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
>>Come on boy. Your so strong right? Your 'worthy' of standing among these titans right? THEN PROVE IT AND MAKE ME GET SERIOUS.
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !

Maybe try to aim for pressure points and stuff to jack up his limbs? It won’t kill him (but will hurt like a bitch) and it’ll even up the playing field.
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
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>>3454560
>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
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>>3454565
>>Come on boy. Your so strong right? Your 'worthy' of standing among these titans right? THEN PROVE IT AND MAKE ME GET SERIOUS.

I'm adding this to my vote because more antagonism.
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Kinda mean saying to disown him.
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One last time: USE THE WISH TO HELP THE MULTIVERSE, NOT TO GET A WAIFU, we can use the normal dragon balls to wish for better potara, and wishing a waifu will be selfish as fuck, just do the right thing and help every good hearted being in the multiverse to help themselves, wish for every good being that has been unfairly killed to have a second chance like we did, just don't ask the god dragon for new earrings
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>>3454560
>>Nah... I'll show you something much cooler. This... is the S T A N C E !
There has never been a better time to say that.
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>>3454582
I want the Multiverse to end and the Zenos to cry!
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I believe we said enough for now. It time to focus and teach him his place. Power doesn't mean everything gohan.
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>>3454582
I don't want to make such a massive wish because that shit gets the attention of every Kaioshin, every Angel, every GoD, El Grande Padre AND the two Zenos.
Also wouldn't that bring back a few of the U7 Saiyans?
It's kinda tempting, really.
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>>3454586
Lewd!
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>>3454588
>>3454585
D E L E T E ! ! !
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>>3454582
If we even do get the wish which i doubt. I honestly have no idea what to wish for. I dont think our fight with frost killed any bystanders, we already used a namek wish on helping the rebellion on planet Plant, and the Namekians are probably good thanks to the wish we let them have.

I can't think of any non-selfish wishes right now besides maybe another wish for planet plant cause they seem to still be struggling a bit
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>>3454593
Bring every single good hearted person who wasn't killed by natural causes back to life.
Major amounts of bullshit ensue.
Even more if the super dragonballs extend to other timelines.
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>>3454600
>Many worlds suddenly overpopulate
Hmmm
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>>3454552
Time for Gohan Blanco to go Gohan Deado

>writing

And... Raise your hands (/._.)/
DC: 10 Crit: 17
Best of 4
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All the evil people should come back as well for a second chance! the Materium is a proving ground!
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>>3454582

Wishing back a race of worthless individuals won't accomplish anything since if they don't bring anything to the universe be it their good or bad. Champa is gonna just erase them again.

Remember the gods want mortals that help better the universe as a whole and get rid of the useless ones sooner or later. Hell the only reason we came back was because of the food on u7 earth. But the only reason u7 earth didn't get erased was because of beerus liking the potential the sayains had, who lucky lived on earth and that goku did help save the universe a number of times.
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>>3454581
Vegeta is kind of an asshole like that.

But it seems that Gohan has fallen into the very insidious mindset that numbers trump everything. He’s getting lazy and needs a wake up call. If he wants to be a good protector along with his private life, he can do it. But he can’t halfass it. Hopefully he’ll get a wake up call from this and go back to being the humble half Saiyan who speaks softly but carries a big stick.
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>>3454615
thank you for being slow
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>>3454613
Barely passed. Guess we're a better motivational speaker than we thought!
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>>3454609
>>3454611
>>3454612
>>3454613
OOF.
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>>3454613
>>3454612
>>3454611
>>3454609

Looks like Gohan is getting serious too.
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>>3454613
WHEW. We are running on fumes now.
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Whelp. Of course the pointless reroll option is the one that crits. Guess its time for this.
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>>3454613
>>3454612
>>3454611
>>3454609
Huh, guess we really pissed him off, we were destroying too. Well at least we're going to give the audience a real show.
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>>3454613
That was WAY too close.
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>>3454620
>Gohan
The motherfucker who got and STILL GETS every chance in the universe... and fucks up every time.

How many times did he win?
Once? And even then he cocked that up with his usual schtick of getting arrogant once he starts dominating the oppositioin.

These are his only two settings:
>Useless
And
>Dominating until his Ego makes him fuck up
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>>3454609
>>3454611
>>3454612
>>3454613
>Finally get to the big final clash
>Job

I was kind of expecting this. At least it wasn't a complete failure.
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>>3454628
If we do start running on fumes then we can refuel with our pocket dimension of energy
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>>3454600
This but also asking for some sort of security measure that ensures they won't be killed again by evil people, at least until they are strong enough to defend themselves in a fair fight (and give them enough resources so they can live without having to fight each other to survive, basically a multiversal utopia for everyone willing to live in peace).
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>>3454639
Eh, we've got more tricks up our sleeves.
Awakening and portalling will help.
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>>3454637
I also headcanon that the trauma of the Cell Games, and the sheer RAGE and sadism that SS2 seemed to inflict on him left a lasting impression that put him off serious martial arts for a long time.

He still has the saiyan drive for a challenge, he's just challenging his mind by being a FUCKING NERD instead of being a martial arts autist.
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>>3454643
The Material World is a proving ground, Good and Evil are natural forces and one should not be favored over the other.
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>>3454639
Eh I wouldn't say we jobbed, that would be us failing to reach even the normal DC, I'd say we're doing decently right now.
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>>3454639
It kinda happens everytime doesn't it? It was like that with Abraka and Frost so I'm not worried.
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>>3454643
>suddenly Freeza has to deal with millions of pissed off immortals
Lol.
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>>3454646
This actually helps me rationalize Gohan's lack of training, thanks.
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>>3454646
The thing is... that theory doesn't hold up simply because he NEVER had it in him.
Maybe if Chichi wasn't such a retarded thot and allowed him to train then MAYBE he'd have a backbone.

But nope.

That stupid ho said "Fuck it if the world gets destroyed! My son needs a PhD!"
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I'm personally hoping that Champa takes the wish and uses it on something to "repay universe 7" for reviving everyone after the tournament of power/Beerus using the wish on our earth.

I dont want to deal with a Super dragonball wish vote/war right now
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>>3454647
I mean...
No?
Good and Evil are real things that really exist.
U7 earth literally killed every bad person when they ressurected humanity after Buu killed them but not the evil people.
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>>3454655
Yes, and that got Shadow Dragons on their asses.
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>>3454655
>Armageddon was actually Buu and all sinners got sent to literal hell.
>All according to Keikaku
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>>3454653
I do agree Chichi needed to stop being fucking stupid about studying and getting into a good school when the fucking world will be end if he doesn't fight.

Kinda hard to get a good education when everyone's fucking dead lady!

But Gohan did seem to enjoy physical pursuits a lot more before the Cell Games. Goku dying and him having to step up as the man of the house probably didn't help anything.
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>>3454660
The Shadow Dragons are retarded.
Something about negative energy?
Every GT villain is dumb.
Baby is the least dumb
Super 17 is pretty shit
The shenrons are super fucking shit.
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>>3454660
Anon that's GT, that was never actually canon
>>3454662
....huh
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Okay guys, as much as it sounds like a good thing I'm pretty sure Eric can put together how bad an idea it is to revive every good person, especially with immortality
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>>3454664
>>3454665
The aspects Toriyama likes ARE canon!

>>3454666
Fuck no, Satan!
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>>3454663
>Gohan finally takes the lead in a fight
>maintains it
>gets cocky
>fucks up harder than Vegeta ever did
>also his dad is dead
This exact scenario works for Gohan vs Buu too. Just with his adoptive dad instead.
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You alter your strength a bit which immediately gets some attention from the onlookers.
"This is... THE STANCE!"

Suddenly you hear a voice.
"GOHAN WATCH OUT!"
Coming from both Goku and Piccolo which Champa doesn't take well.

"HEY! NO BACKSEATING!"

You charge Gohan but right before meeting him you disappear and then promptly reappear somewhere else.
The boy is quick, much quicker than you anticipated and manages to somewhat mitigate the damage.
He dodges a bit so your open palm only grazes him but he still winces from it.
Throwing a punch with enough force that it creates a gust of wind he throws you away.

Hissing in pain he reaches for his arm.
"Damn... Time-skip? Really?"

"Oh? You heard of it then?"

"Yeah... My dad fought Hit before!
And beat him!"

"That's not how I heard it!"

Meanwhile up at the spectator seats the U7 guys are loosing their minds.
"T-Time skip as well?!"
Krillin shouts.
"Just how much was he holding back?!"

"M-More than we thought!"
Piccolo concludes.

At the same time you break in your shoulder a bit.
"Well... That didn't have quite the explosive result I hoped for.
Let's see..."

>Flash fist crush!
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
>Now... it's time to sprinkle in some magic!
>Other?
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>>3454668
Over population. Increase in resource burning. The ideal good differing. Forcing immortality on people. Seriously this doesn't sound bad on paper, but it is a terrible idea. Trust me, I'm satan.
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>>3454671
Yeah, that's another thing with Gohan. As much as I love the guy, when he gets a powerup it invariably goes to his head, and he gets cocky and fucks it up. It's kind of an ongoing thing with him until Super.
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
MY TIME SKIP
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>>3454671
Buu is arguably worse due to Gohans own hubris.

>Calls his enemy a retard
>Gets outsmarted by him five minutes later

Some genius...
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
Bring out the big guns one at a time, afterwards magic, then time+space+magic then we awaken when he decides to power up.
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
YOU WILL FUEL OUR GROWTH, GOHAN.
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>>3454639
Passing the DC isn’t exactly jobbing.

But we might need to get creative here instead of just assuming that timeskip
And RNG will keep favoring us.

We need some inventive combos of magic and time lag and space distortion. Falling into a creative rut is a death sentence here since desperate clashes are when we invent the craziest shit.
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
>Ascend while we do it.
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>>3454674
>Now... it's time to sprinkle in some magic!
Bitches don't kno bout my magic missile.
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>>3454674
>Now... it's time to sprinkle in some magic!
Just wanna try it
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
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>>3454675
>Over population. Increase in resource burning.
Looks like we got our next villain
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>>3454674
>>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
If this doesn't work, time for an Awakening!
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>>3454674
>>Space warping into a bending Flash Fist Crush.

He knows we have Timeskip and he knows we can bend space. We can't go Full Hit here cause he will expect it. We need to give him enough rope to hang himself and then hit him with the surprise.
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery
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>>3454674
>DON'T USE LANGUAGE, THE KIDS ARE WATCHING!
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>>3454674
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
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>>3454674
>>Flash fist crush!
>>Time for more... advanced time fuckery
Can't we use both?
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Changing my vote from this >>3454688 to this >>3454684
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>>3454678
Super Buu was actually pretty smart in a way.
Gohan was such a fucking retard there.
To be fair though, I don't recall if the Kaioshin bothered to tell him about absorption.
Buuuut he should have figured something was up.
Him getting absorbed and managing to fumble the earring catch is the most embarrasing he has ever been.
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>>3454690
Fuck it, adding
>Awaken while we do it.
to my vote, because why not.
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>>3454674
>Other: all of the above
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
>Now... it's time to sprinkle in some magic!

Get him into a defensive tempo, then use portals underneath his feet to trip him up. Then take the opportunity to land one of those gravity bombs on him, then open up more portals to land some flash fists on him while he's down.
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To clarify: Advanced fuckers = Time-lag
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>>3454687
Changing from this to
>Time for more... advanced time fuckery!
Really don't wanna just out ascended form this early as he might outlast our transformation
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>>3454701
Because it exhausts us and it's still pretty early.
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>>3454700
he saw gotenks and piccolo getting absorbed before he got absorbed. he has no excuse
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>>3454706
None of that is magic anon...
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>>3454707
I thought we were gonna fuck the timeline like Barry, and create a time baby while we're at it.
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>>3454713

Really? I could've sworn we did a gravity bomb type spell while we were in Makai.
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>>3454674
>boy
I just realized, Gohan is around 22 if you include his years in the time chamber. Wouldn't he be nearly the same age as Eric? He might even be a little older, how old is Eric?
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I mean, unless we missed something, this is Base Gohan. He's not a SS and I doubt we'd miss the PL Jump from Mystic. So I'd hold off on transforming until he does.

Unless we somehow missed the Mystic Power Up Not Som?
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>>3454713
Gravy bomb is.
Part magic at least
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>>3454709
*shrugs* Well no one else seems to be voting for the add-on anyways.
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>>3454684
Supporting, time to pop a xan
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>>3454701
>>3454709
Yeah, until we've mastered that technique it basically gets the kaioken treatment: a quick pulse here or there or going all-in on the finisher.
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>>3454716
I can't see Eric being any older than 20, really.
It's more a way of looking down on him anyway.
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>>3454722
It's not a technique necessarily, more a state. I don't think we can nust pulse in and out without some serious practice first. In fact for all we know turning it on and off could exhaust even faster than just using it as is.
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>>3454716
Gohan in comparison to the other fighters is like a child playing grown-up which is why he is getting called "boy"

he "shouldn't even be here" after all
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>>3454725
Then it's definitely strictly finisher material for now.
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>>3454718
Gohan is ultimate in his base though.
The magical Toei bang is retarded.
Base Gohan gets slapped by the Trio de Dangers.
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>>3454724
20 makes the most sense really
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>>3454724
I read him more as 22-24, going nowhere fastand stuck in a dead-end job with no idea what he wants from life apart from "something more".

Then something more accosted him in the street and he made it spaghetti, and the rest is history.
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So I read that as time-lag+magic

Any objections?

If not then...
Roll the dice!
Best of 4
DC: 14 Crit:18

>writing
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Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>3454733
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Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>3454733
GLORY OR DEATH!
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Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>3454733
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Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>3454733
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>>3454737
Aaaaaah.
It begins anew.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3454733
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Well I'm not rolling anymore today.

Did we still Crit though?
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>>3454737
AND WE ARE BACK BABY
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>>3454736
But we're not Yamcha?
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>>3454736
OH NOOO-
>>3454737
OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>3454737
Eric showin off that his time skip really is unbeatable
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>>3454666
>>3454675
No one asked to give complete immortality to every good person, just a selective form that ensures they won't be killed by some overpowered asshole. They still die from old age, fighting someone they have a fair chance of winning or in accidents: If a car hits you by accident, you're dead, If the sun explodes, you are dead, if you shove and entire pizza down your throat and choke like a retard, dead. And the part of giving them enough resources (even new planets) was to avoid good people killing each other for food.
If you are worried about Zeno and the Destroyers complaining, just ask for all those people to have to train properly to get those resources, that way the universal PL will raise af (and every race has the potential to give birth to at least one Goku, giving QM a lot of strong people to throw us in the future and a reason to do so)
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I still kinda hope we're forced to pull out Awakening at some point, just for the purposes of showing off.
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>>3454755
I think you're overthinking a wish we're not even going to get. Champa is probably just going to use it for something dumb like the multiverse's nicest pillow.
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>>3454756
I just want to pull it off so Vegeta can laugh at the pleb earthlings.
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>>3454760
You think he needs a reason to do that?
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>>3454755
Mortal Level isn't power level.
Wishing back all the Good People would probably bring Gine back.
Maybe Bardock too.
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>>3454761
No but the concept of "Super Humans" actually existing will send his sides far into orbit.
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>>3454762
Into the vacuum of space
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>>3454766
Yeah we should stipulate "in the nearest safe area."
People have been drowned, after all.
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>>3454755
Okay, yeah no. As chill as Champa and beerus can be, if we suddenly wish back every good person, which I assure they have killed good people and the dragon can in fact being them back, they'd be pissed. Beerus might even just erase us then and there and depending on champa's mood, he'd might not even be stopped. And what about the good people who awaken to a world completely different from there own and decide they must force the world back to old ways, because there are plenty who would. Also while Eric's a good guy, I feel like saying he'd go out of his way to revive every single good guy is a bit ooc for him. Idk just rubs me the wrong way
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>>3454762
>Gine
Maybe
>Bardock
hahahahahahahahaha holy fuck no, having enough empathy to care about and save his son is nowhere near enough to make up for the multiple literal genocides he's committed since he's been old enough to walk.

Vegeta helped save the world and settled down with a family living peacefully on earth for near a decade, and he was still getting sent down to hell even all the way up to the Buu saga.
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>>3454763
>Vegeta: Anybody want to pick up that phone

>Krillin: wha-

>Vegeta: Because I ****ing called it!

The bleep makes it funnier
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>>3454762
>Bardock
kek

Bardock "I recognize genocide tactics at first glance" Father of Goku.
Bardock "Fuck Kanassa" Father of Goku.
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>>3454775
We could just inquire more about the U7 Saiyans and fimd out Freezy murdered their planet.
Wishing back their saiyans will be a hilarious headache for Prince Manlet.
Also
>Goku gets a family reunion
>"hold on, where's Raditz?"
>"uhhhhh."
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>>3454778
The beep ALWAYS makes it funnier
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>>3454775
This. Vados has already warned us about over population when we talked with universe 9s G.O.D
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>>3454778
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>>3454780
Bardock "literally just came back from genociding my latest target race" Father of Goku

Bardock "shooting my son into space is arguably the nicest thing I've ever done" Father of Goku
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>>3454787
Bardock "What about Raditz?" Father of Goku
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>>3454787
And let's be honest, shooting Goku into space was less caring about his son than it was preserving a little piece of his race and fucking over Frieza in the future.
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>>3454778
I can see it now.

Vegeta, driven to new heights of obsession with Superhumans, bullies/blackmails the rest of the human Z-fighters into training with Trunks in an attempt to make a Super-human Super-Saiyan.

Hilarity ensues(?)
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>>3454790
Kek
Bardock"Frieza has nothing to do with it, I would still totally be evil" Father of Goku

>>3454792
Yeah probably, people are so focused on how cool he comes off that they forget that he was just as much of a monster as the rest of the u7 saiyan warriors. Whether you go by toei or toriyama's version of him, he was an asshole who had one moment of self awareness then died.
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"So... you know about time-skip huh?
Heh... okay."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGUGQRKygp4

Without any further warning you charge Gohan who readies himself. His muscles tense up, his senses sharpen and the tension is visibly making him nervous.
But he's expecting something that's not coming.

Pulling your fist back you throw a punch at him which he blocks with relative ease.
He's not even bothered by your punch having no impact, probably it feels the same to him.
But when he tosses your arm aside to counter he gets a nasty surprise.
His eyes bulge out as your attack slips past him and the shockwaves reverberate throughout his body.

Smirking you unleash a storm of blows on the now exposed Saiyan and retreating before he could retaliate.
Charging again Gohan dodges instead and then guards against the phantom blow.

"Since when were you under the impression all attacks will be like that?"
You grin as you continue to pressure him.

Meanwhile...
"I don't understand! What's wrong with Gohan?"
Piccolo asks.

"Uh-oh..."

"What's wrong Goku?"

"Hihihi! I thought this kid might be more than just another Hit!"

"So that's... not time-skip?"

"I 'unno. But it looks FUN!"

The tides have turned.
Forced on the defensive Gohan weathers your punches and blocks EVERYTHING for he can't afford to let even one of your quaking palms get past him, even if they are faints or lagged ones.
What's worse is that he can't figure out what it is you're exactly doing.
Good.

Now's the time to make it EVEN HARDER for him.
Raising your middle and index fingers you conjure a pillar of flame right under Gohans feet which erupt in a massive pillar under him.
It doesn't do much damage wise, he doesn't even remark how his butt is now flaming. But it's one helluva distraction!

Doing a few backflips to gain some distance you prime your fist and take aim at your opponent who is just now breaking free of your fiery trap.
"INFINITE FLASH FIST CRUSH!"
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>>3454803
Yeah but... that's why people love him!
He's a saiyan warrior through and through!

Which is I guess why almost every iteration of Bardock after his first movie was sub par at best and dogshit at worst.
Toei and Toriyama don't get why he's such a good/interesting character.

He's a monster. And we love him for it
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>>3454803
On that note, I think one thing I genuinely like is how in Toriyama's version they're less dumb warriors and more like super powered mandalorians. Like, they're still a warrior race but they also have that space mercenary feel with the weapons, equipment, classifications that go beyond just strong and weak, and the whole casual disscussions on warfare and invasions.
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>>3454806
That's fair, I legitimately enjoy his character. I just don't like the dick riding people give him, as if he's some kind of edgy, calm and collected hero and not the asshole, hotheaded warrior we see in his first movie.
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>>3454813
I don't get where you are coming from.
Literally everyone I know and is into Dragon Ball acknowledges what Bardock is and love him specifically for that.

I guess we can thank fukkin Heroes for that as well
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>>3454815
Really? Weird, maybe it's just the people I know. Heroes is shit though yes, though it does have some fun aspects to it admittedly
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>>3454815
WHO'S THAT MASKED SAIYAN???
only a matter of time before SSG and SSB start being handed out like candy to the other Saiyans.
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>>3454815
Part of why I love him as a monster is because he's self-aware about it. Killing is less something he does than part and parcel with the combat all Saiyans love. Really, he'd've likely been happy to continue working for Frieza if he could A. not get screwed over by the guy & B. actually get some good fights in.

IIRC he seemed to be getting bored of the slaughter by the timeframe of his movie, not cause he gave a shit about any of the people he killed, but because there wasn't really any challenge to it anymore.
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>>3454818
Errr...
That's literally Heroes in a nutshell.
Evereyone has everything,. Or if not, they have some super edgy mega evolution that makes them "LiTeRaLly StRonGeR tHaN tHE gOdS!"
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Honestly, Bardock is just like Karn from GrandDragonQM's Saiyan Conquerer Quest behavior wise, except hes an infinitely worse dad.

Which is a large part of his appeal IMO.
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>>3454822
Basically.

This is why Bardock is great. He's Goku if he never hit his head
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>>3454825
>tail colour doesn't also change
This makes me infinite percent mad.
Also the loser OCs don't count.
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>>3454833
Oh god damn it, now I can't unsee it
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>>3454833
I don't know, th guy in the middle actually looks kinda cool. Unlike "shitty Vegeta OC donut steel" on the right & "definitely a Saiyan ignore that he's totally an Android and shouldn't have SSB" on the left.

But yeah the tail thing pisses me off too.
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The attack comes out and to his credit Gohan dodges it first.
But then he notices that it's coming back around and dodges it again... and again... and again.
Until he makes one mistake and it hits him. And then several times more as it loops back around.

He looks dead for a moment, as if the light has left his eyes.
The boy is probably not accustomed to pain. Adorable.
But the Saiyan blood in him compels him.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

His ki flares up and his aura swells to three times larger than it was before.
He's clearly exerting himself a lot at this point. Though this doesn't feel like a transformation.
More like him desperately trying to get swole.

"What's wrong?!
Why are you holding out on me!
Come on! Give me that gold boy!"

"Shut up!
This is how I am! My path!
And I'm done being treated like a child!
I'll end this once and for all!"
He cups his hands together. Shit... this already feels TOO big!
"KAAAAAAAAAA-"

"Heh... Hahaha! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Is this all you can do? Punch-kick, Kamehameha?
Okay..."

He's really injured now...
This is your chance! If you can somehow work a round that humongous tidalwave of ki he's about to unleash then... you could end this.

>Here's mine! NULL STAR!
>Awaken
>Subvert and exploit. Dodge and counter!
>Other?
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>>3454848
>Shitty Vegeta
You mean
>Raditz
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>>3454852
>>Subvert and exploit. Dodge and counter!
>Think with portals.
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>>3454852
>>Awaken
>>Portal his attack into his back
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>>3454852
>>Awaken
Do you want to see me turn into a SUPER HUMAN?
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>>3454852
>>Awaken
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>>3454852
>Awaken
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>>3454857
No way, even even Shitty Vegeta is worth a couple Raditz's.
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>>3454861
this.
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>>3454852
>Awaken
It's time.
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>>3454861
supporting
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>>3454852
>Awaken
>Portal that shit right back
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>>3454825
Would you fuck Female Android 19?
I would.
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>>3454852
>Awaken
Show him that we were holding back the whole time.
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>>3454852
>>3454875
Also this
>>3454861
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>>3454861
Support, do it on the side that'll be more likely to push him out of the arena.
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>>3454873
Let's face it. We all would.
Have you seen her avatar changes? She gets S T O C K I N G S
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>>3454891
I wouldn't. She's not muscled or THICC enough for me.
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>>3454861
Supporting portalling it back at him. But to his side. If we do it at his back it might still hit us,
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>>3454891
Oh no, she's retarded.
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>>3454904
gud
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Aaaanywho.
Transformation into portals
Imma still do the bit I planned but this is still good

>Writing

Oh and... Pierce the heavens lads.
DC: 14 No Crit
Best of 4
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Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>3454924
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Rolled 19 (1d21)

>>3454924
Come on
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Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>3454924
Let’s show this bitch who’s boss
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Rolled 19 (1d21)

>>3454924
My vote so I'll try. Please Gods.
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Rolled 15 (1d21)

>>3454924
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Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>3454924
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Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>3454924
Dice
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>>3454927
>>3454930
That works.
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>>3454930
>>3454927
best of 4, double 19's. What does it mean?
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>>3454930
>>3454927
Apparently the power of stockings compels us.
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>>3454927
>>3454930
The Dice Hath Spoketh!
Female 19 is hereby declared canon and inbound.
...
Soon ™
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>>3454940
Female 19 is pleased.
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>>3454945
Did we piss off U6 Gero? Imma gonna assume either that or a last "fuck you" from the evil Tuffles.
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>>3454924
>>3454927
>>3454930
Of course, you can believe it.
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>>3454950
The universe says Android 19 is coming to fuck you
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Almost time for awakened Majin Mode!
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Uh.
Did we even use the dimension of Fuck You energy yet?
Gohan is such a pleb.
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>>3454955
I knew that spacewarping would screw us over eventually. You can only bend spacetime over the barrel so many times before it fights back...
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>>3454952
The moment we figure out either ki sword or an energy construct of some kind around our fist, we can mix it with screw fist and a drill fist is as good as ours
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>>3454955
Can it be Android 18 and 21 instead?
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>>3454970
No.
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>>3454959
Let's hold off on majin mode, we don't need the cheating accusations if they realize what it is and we can win this without even needing awakened form. In fact I think we just did.
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>>3454970
>>
Gohan: This ends now, you're out.
> Trows full power Kamehameha
Eric: Yes and nope
>portals the beam into Gohan's face.
Chi Chi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Piccolo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Videl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Goku: Is Gohan dead?
Vegeta: Nah, he's still breathing.
Goku: Good, now he'll get a massive zenkai.
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>>3454976
>>3454973
Plot twist: u7 android 19 was actually a fembot too
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>>3454980

Do half sayains even get zenkais? It's never been shown unlike with goku and vegeta.
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>>3454982
What, did Gero model it on his Mother in Law?
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It's a shame we'll probably never get to meet Future Trunks.
The Coolest Half-Saiyan and the one thing Vegeta has over Goku.
Although actually, we might meet him at one point somehow.
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>>3455004
I'm sure we'll meet (a version of) him when we get involved with the Time Loli at some point.
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>>3454992
I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm from the future and Toriyama has made it Canon so he can bring Trunks, Gohan, Goten and Pan back into the show and make more money.
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>>3454982
Dodoria vs Fembot 19 for sexiest female dbz character
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>>3455009
Uh.
Zenkai hasn't been used since Goku Black was the first character in like 5 Sagas to abuse the fuck out of it.
Then it was forgotten again.
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>>3455018
Have you not SEEN all the pics we were posting?
She's a cute little gothic lolita whose smile must be protected!
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>>3455020
More like it got retconned then brought back for Goku Black
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>>3454992
Gohan already used up all his Zenkais studying!
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>>3455022
Only the last one with the Ojou curls and striped lolita dress, the rest are shit-tier.
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>>3455022
She is inferior to Buff Amazons. Cute, to be protected, but not lewd.
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You spread your arms.
"Do your worst!"

"MEEEEEEEEEE-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAD_K2jWPng

And while he's busy charging you also get to work.
Closing your eyes you begin to focus intently. Bringing forth the same sensation as before.
Power rushes through your body and your hair stands up. Your mind starts to expand until you...
Ascend!

With a quick pulse the transformation goes through without a hitch and your hand stands up.
Even Gohan himself stops for a moment to gasp just like everyone else who hasn't seen this before.
"W-What is this?"
You don't say a word but beckon him with your hand.
"Fine...
HAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEE-"

"Do it!"
You order him.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The glowing, bright ocean of Ki starts rushing towards you. But you feel no fear.
Your mind is calmer than any body of water and deeper than the greatest of oceans.
Such focus allows you to move beyond such things as fear.

With a quick little twist of your arm you open up a portal in front of you which starts to expand until it's big enough to eclipse the wave of ki.
Gohans Kamehameha passes through it and just as the boy realizes what's happening the "exit" opens up next to him.
All the power, all the energy he poured into that attack came right back and burned him.

"GOHAN!"
Various people shouted at him while Vegeta was laughing to himself.

"Ahahaha! WAHAHAHAA!
I knew it! You Earthlings WERE just slacking off!"

"How could you say that Vegeta? Gohan might be-"

"He isn't.
Or if he was it was his own fault."

As the dust settles you see the silhouette of Gohan emerging but he's clearly been injured.
His right arm lost all of its function and is now bleeding profusely. When the gentle leftover breeze caresses him the pain of getting a thousand needles jammed into his flesh assaults his senses. Looking at his arm first he realizes what happened and then returns his gaze to you.

"You are... You're-"

"The end of the line.
Give up."

Gohan then clenches his still good fist.
"As if... If you think I'll give up just because of this-"

"Oh?
It looks like you do have a few warrior bones lodged in you after all..."
You shut your eyes.
"Very well. Then I'll give you a warriors defeat!"
>>
>Female versions of every dragon ball characters.
>Picks android 19.
>QM likes it.
>What kind of evil have we unleashed upon this quest?
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>>3455031
>Various people shouted at him while Vegeta was laughing to himself.
>"Ahahaha! WAHAHAHAA!
>I knew it! You Earthlings WERE just slacking off!"
Kind of yeah. They should have tried harder to Git Gud.

>>3455031
>"Oh?
>It looks like you do have a few warrior bones lodged in you after all..."
>You shut your eyes.
>"Very well. Then I'll give you a warriors defeat!"
Very well then! I'll break those bones along with the rest of you!

But fuck yeah bois! Final Lap. We win this last clash and it's all over.

Also bitchen reveal Not Som. Great work.
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>>3455031
>Waku Wakuing intensifies.
I can't wait for Goku to give us a Senzu after this.
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>>3455039
At this point he doesn't even give a shit about losing, between watching Goku get a saiyan style vasectomy and getting to rub it in to the humans about their lack of real advancement being their own fault this has gotta be the best day ever for him.
>>3455031
Now that he's pretty much done I want to be a good sport and just give him advice that's basically "Man you've gotta an absolute crap ton power behind you, but you're completely wasting it with how you've slacked on your technique. You're just using memorized movements instead of adapting the styles you were taught to the situation as the fight was going on. Like just bashing a hammer instead of using smart, conservative strikes." And all that
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Crouching down you exchange one final look with Gohan before beginning the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K8vDTbZ11o

You shoot out like a speeding bullet, too fast for the half saiyan to follow.
He gets a tiny little cut on his cheek but that's about it. Flying past, you turn around mid air and land feet first on the wall of the arena.
Using it as a springboard you jump again, striking the boy once more.
After that... you repeat the same process. Again and again, faster and faster until it looks like there is a storm inside the dome which devastates everything around it. Namely Gohan.

It sounds less like a fight and more like a series of explosions going off inside a thunderstorm.
And as you land the last blow on your opponent, you stop and stand to face him.
His body is battered and broken, held up only by willpower and gods grace alone.

"Ragnarök."
You quietly utter the name of the attack and that last little breeze was enough to knock him over and out.

The referee sees this and checks to see if he himself wasn't injured before announcing this.
"T-That's it ladies and gentlemen...
The winner of the Second Tournament of Destroyers is... ERIC OF UNIVERSE 6!"
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>>3455054
Eric has actually become one of the best teachers in the Multiverse.
Not counting Angels/Grande Padre obviously.
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And much like pic related I'm about to fucking keel over.

Holy jesus... almost 500 posts.
Fuck me

Well I hope y'all enjoyed yourselves.
Imma go die now
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>>3455058
>you turn around mid air and land feet first on the wall of the arena

This disqualifys us though?
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>>3455065
Die well, OP!
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>>3455065
You died for Eric's Proof Of Excellence OP. it was for a worthy cause! Thanks for one HELL of a run boss man.
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>>3455066
Only if you're Grand Kai and are trying to weasel your way out of training two people stronger than you.
I assume it's floor only.
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God damn, Eric solidified himself as a bonified badass.

Tell me are both of our sayain girls turned on right now?
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>>3455065
Thanks for the run!

I really hope we can get to show off our culinary skills to both universes. We need to make one of those ranch/bbq/bacon-wrapped beef slabs for all of the Saiyans, that’ll probably boost our standing with them to friendly at least.
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>>3455065
Great thread.
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>>3455071
The walls and ceiling disqualify. it was Champas plan with Mageta vs Vegeta and im pretty sure Eric got told about it before we arrived for the tournament.
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>>3455082
but it's just a minor thing that played no part in this tournament so far so it doesn't matter in the end.
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>>3455086
Too bad, we lost.
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>>3455082
For that tournament, yeah. I imagine the rules may have changed for this one, having to touch the floor for a ring out or something.
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>>3455090
The wording can be taken both ways. From thread 7.

>"The rules are simple. You have a stage and a barrier surrounding it. Touching anywhere else, i.e. the ground means you ring out and loose!
The other way of winning is knocking out your opponent, however killing is forbidden.
And here's the important bit! Fights are one on one with each team deciding the order in which the fighters participate.
If contender 1 wins his match then they go on to fight the second fighter of the opposing team. Got it?"

Not sure if this says touching the barrier kicks you out or not though this time. I just remembered how the first one in the anime went.
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>>3455065
Thanks for the run, it was worth waiting through Easter weekend for. I gotta say, I'm pleasantly surprised Eric actually made it through 3 matches, let alone in such a good of a condition throughout it. Krillin was weirdly enough my favorite fight over all, it gave me that old school DB vibe and not just because of the callback to the chiaotzu world tournament fight. Gohan's fight had an epic vibe to it and Ragnarok is an awesome finisher name.
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>>3455108
>You have a stage and a barrier surrounding it. Touching anywhere else, i.e. the ground means you ring out and loose
Touching the barrier is fine. It's included with the stage in what you can touch. Anywhere that isn't the stage or the barrier is disqualifying.
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>>3455120
>I gotta say, I'm pleasantly surprised Eric actually made it through 3 matches, let alone in such a good of a condition throughout it.
We NAT 21'd 3 rolls in a row, still got a crit on the 4th, passed the DC 20 that didn't have a Crit on the 5th, MIssed the Crit but passed the 6th, Crit the 7th, and passed the 8th Roll that had no Crit.

Our Dice were Fucking STUUUUUUUUUUUPID today.
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>>3455120
>Ragnarok is an awesome finisher name.
Not really, it's a cheap reference that we're unqualified to make and has nothing to do with our conceit as a fighter. Death of a Thousand Cuts would be more fitting, as Ragnarok is supposed to be all about flames.
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>>3455066
No. Walls are OK this time.
Beerus insisted on it so there wouldn't be another Magetta situation

>>3455072
Soaking like Niagara falls
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>>3455135
Its a Strider Hyriu reference
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>>3455145
I don't watch anime, sorry.
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>>3455135
Wew lad, let it go.
Next you'll be upset that the Kahemehameha doesn't summon a turtle.
Or that solar flare is actually a flash
Or that final flash is actually a beam
Or that death beam is actually a laser.
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>>3455149
>Kahemehameha
Oops.
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>>3455148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYEIsG_0bDQ
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>>3455142
>Soaking like Niagara falls
Oh really? Well this is going to be fuuuuuuuuuun~
I haven't forgot that double date we promised either.

Is 18 ready to upgrade from Dwarf to Chef Of The Gods and Former Demon King now?
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>>3455149
Kamehameha is a reference to the ancient Hawaiian King.
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>>3455148
You're participating in a game based in an anime setting....
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>>3455160
Yes, just like Ragnarok is a reference to an anime attack. Plus "reference" but really Toriyama just thought the name was funny
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>>3455157
If anybody deserves to be cucked, it's Gohan, not Krillin.
He fucking ruined Videl completely.
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>>3455169
I don't think so. Her ass looks just as good as it always has. Plus she's an actual MILF now!
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>>3455160
>Kamehameha means "Turtle Destruction Wave" in Japanese.
Doesn't pop out some Hawaiin guy either, regardless.
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>>3455171
This picture disagrees.
Also he managed to e r a s e her personality.
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>>3455173
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamehameha_I
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>>3455176
If I cared about personality I wouldn't want to fuck Vados.
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>>3455178
Thanks for the link, retard.
You remember the technique from the Turtle Martial Art school in series, I hope.
Then again
>I don't watch anime
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>>3455188
I only played budokai tenakiachi 2
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>>3455191
Can you do yourself a favour and watch Dragonball, then Z and then Super?
Thanks.
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>>3455179
I like Vados though, she's the ara ara type.

Besides I completely agree about Videl, she's become very passive and forgettable in Super and that sucks. I liked how she was all strong willed and down for a serious fight. It just doesn't feel like the same character.
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>>3455191
You should definitely read the original DB series. It's a lot more light hearted than Z and Super but it's a really good read.
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>>3455195
Nah, I have better things to do.
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>>3455202
It's all fun and games until Krillin gets his neck snapped.
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>>3455205
I doubt that.
Now fuck off.
I know you're probably only pretending to be retarded, but still.
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>>3455208
Nah, I'm pretending to be smart, actually.
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>>3455196

Holy shit I just noticed that all the sayains actually became more fiery. But the human or half human wife lost their fierceness and became dull kinda. Even 18 lost some of her sass.
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>>3455217
I still suspect that goku is secretly evil in super. Vegeta has atleast changed from his character development as a good guy.
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>>3455206
This but unironically
>>3455217
It's that whole thing where the characters start off interesting but get pushed further and further to the side as Toriyama just loses any interest in them. Tien and Launch are the most tragic examples.
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>>3455211
You pretending to be a worm on a hook, now please stop.
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>>3455227
>Tien and Launch
You mean
>Tien and <file not found>
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>>3455217
Chichi on the other hand went ... lost everything but "fierce"ness. Can't really blame her though, from all the shit Goku puts her through. She kind of deserves it though, from the kind of shit she pulled back at the end of DB. Part of that is my salt at Goku and Bulma speaking though.
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>>3455231
I still miss young DB chichi, post timeskip not battle bikini tween. *Sigh* god damn Z ruined Chichi for me....
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>Cell's fw a mere Earthling did what he (a masterpiece of bioengineering with the DNA of some of the greatest fighters of his universe) failed to do.
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>>3455065
Just caught up. Great work.
Some beautiful rolling from Anons as well.
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>>3455242
Z ruined pretty much every non-Saiyan character by the end.
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>>3455407
The sad truth
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>>3454514
>>3454560
>>3454674
>>3454804
>>3454852
>>3455031
>>3455058

It's everything I wanted.

>Us passionately thanking everyone who got us to this point
>Gohan being a cocky shit, unable to capitalize on his sneak attack
>We break Gohan down on a fundamental level
>He Is not a martial artist, he Is not a fighter
>All of his power Is wasted on him. He shouldn't even *be* here
>Gohomeandbeafamilyman.jpg
>Throwing out Kamehameha's just whenever
>Do you even neutral?
>Gohan attempts low quality bait, we don't take It
>I call your stupidity and raise you THE STANCE
>Not as effective as It could be, he's seen It.
>Should have trained that Timeskip to be more unbeatable
>MY OTHER TIMESKIP IS UNBEATABLER
>By the way this Is magic
>HOMING MISSILE FIST
>Gohan gets angryer
>Oh no better repeat other peoples mistakes
>Here's how you think with portals, bitch
>It's almost like Cell flashbacks In reverse
>Vegeta lauging like a madlad
>Eric pops his (anime as fuck) lvl 3 hyper
>Eric
>Fucking
>Wins
>U6
>FUCKING
>WINS

My Satisfaction Is Unbeatable. Thank you Not-Som, thank you anons, and thank you dice. I can go to bed a happy man tonight.
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>>3455135
Hey, when we get better at magic we can upgrade it into a Fire Fist Barrage
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>>3455801
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Why is Gohan so shit?
Like compared to Trunks he's so worthless.
Gohan has killed
>Cell Jrs
>Cell (Vegeta assist)
Trunks has killed
>Frieza
>Cold
>17
>18
>Cell
>Badabi (effectively killing off Buu)
>Dabura
>Zamasu's physical body
The only times Trunks loses it's always not his fault too.
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>>3455816
A difference in upbringing seems to be the main issue before everything goes to shit during the Buu Saga.
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>>3455816
Several reasons.
He's a bookworm but a brainlet in actuality who thinks everyone is dumber than him and therefore underestimates them.
He has immense potential but no actual talent to bring it all out.
He's reluctant to fight at all and when he DOES snap he can do some serious shit.... but that never actually worked out, did it? Due to his own bloated ego.

What baffles me is not that he's shit but that people actively love him to this day. Since Gohan Blanco is a thing...

The fucker never earned anything! How much did he train his whole life?
>That time Piccolo kidnapped him
>Basically during Namek
And lastly
>The hyperbolic time chamber

Every other time he made any progress it was just handed to him for no reason be it from Guru, Elder Kai or Toriyama himself.
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>>3455820
Really I was more hoping he grow to be a hero in his own way and take the mantle once Goku passed, BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
Gohan is just gonna be stuck with no reason to even be anything besides a half-baked fighter.
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>>3455806
That needs to be us and Videl. Not Uub and Pan.
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>>3455823
Ask and ye shall recieve
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>>3455831
Incredible.
It's time to join the time patrol to cuck Gohan with time travel.
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>>3455831
Savage
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>>3455831
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>3455820
His personality got a bit better after he got riddled with laser holes by Freeza. He realized that he couldn’t really half-ass things anymore and started actually training again. Then he got punked by Krillin and started taking the ToP seriously. He made pretty good plans to use in the ToP, which lasted all of three minutes before the powerhouses said “fuck off with that strategy shit, imma go do my own thing”. It showed a glimpse of how great Gohan could be if he truly committed to being a true warrior-scholar/protector if he put his heart into it.

Sadly he didn’t last as long as people were hoping to in the ToP due to DBS being too focused on Virginia and Goku. The manga seemed to do Gohan more justice, as he managed to train seriously enough to take on Kefla (whose power was nerfed, but still formidable).

Still, I have hopes that the manga will advance his character. Hopefully Gohan will develop better in the anime too.
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>>3455887
Manga Gohan got a Toyotaro Handjob.
I don't know why people expect anything from the autist behind Xicor.
Even nerfed Kefla should've slapped Gohan.
Especially after Golden Freeza got his shit pushed in by Berserk Kale.
Then again manga also gave us Ultra Instinct Roshi so Toyotaro might just have brain damage.
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>>3455925
It really wasn’t UI Roshi, it was Roshi showing Goku the fundamentals of not overthinking defense and letting your gut/experienced subconscious guide you.

If I remember correctly, alll it did was make Jiren consciously attack and ring-out Roshi instead of swatting him like one would swat a mosquito.

But anyhow, I hope that Eric’s display inspires the Z-fighters to improve and grow beyond trying to get swole and overpower their opponents.
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>>3455952
There was a pattern there.
Big attacks = getting your shit kicked in.
Really a message going against their entire battle philosophy.
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>>3455952
>But anyhow, I hope that Eric’s display inspires the Z-fighters to improve and grow beyond trying to get swole and overpower their opponents.

They just might since Whis said during the tournament before it was our turn to fight that they(Saiyans and Hit) "improved and not just in power" so perhaps this fight will be what makes them stop trying to rely purely on big numbers
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>>3455973
I wonder if we could invite Krillin over to train on Champa's planet sometime.
I bet we could swap plenty of techniques.
He could help us polish our martial arts and we might be able to kickstart his psionics so he can transform like we do down the line.
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>>3455887
I wouldn't count on it.
Unless Toyotard stops sucking his dick Gohan won't have any meaningful development.
Just more Gohan circlejerking

The only time Gohan really did something was in Online which isn't canon.
Basically he wrote a manual describing Ki to the general populace, turning every ningen into a martial artist basically.
That was cool.
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>>3456012
Future gohan wasn't a total jobber, I mean he trained future trunks at least
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>>3456017
Difference is, Future Gohan is cool.
And he still jobbed.
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>>3456017
And Trunks only managed to win fights that were heavily stacked in his favor, died at least once, and his swordsmanship (which he definitely learned from Gohan) gets blown out by everybody.
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By the way, just read the latest chapter of the manago.

A few little observations:
>Magic can be used to track the Dragon Balls
>Virginia feels actual regret over Name, further solidifying him as the only actual character in the series
>Original Character Donutsteel is not in the forefront. Thank god.
>As expected Buu wrecked some serious goatman ass

If this is going where I think it is going...
Boy this saga might turn out to be good
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>>3456020
Cell said it best: He's still an amateur.

But despite that he seems to be the only rational person amongst the Z fighters. Not allowing enemies to power up and opting to kill them outright so they won't be a problem later.
Too bad he lives in an irrational world
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>>3456022
>Virginia feels actual regret over Namek
He damn well better given that he went through the same character arc like 5 times.
I can't wait for him to "throw away his pride" and proceed to get bodied again.
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>>3455684
Eric got Dairy Queen'd from touching the wall.
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>>3456108
Wrong lol
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>>3455997
Like Gohan, Krillin had to be yanked back Into martial arts. He's not great but he's not awful and outside of the destructo disk (kind of) he doesn't have anything unique to teach us.

I'd rather swap tech with Piccolo. Or Tien, though we've never met him. God I hope Tien gets a break In this quest. He's trained for so long and gotten almost nothing for It. If we ever see him I hope Not-Som gives him better than the 'Use Tri-beam and get BTFO' treatment. Isn't he psychic to a small degree? Maybe If we unlock that potential he could actually be worth a damn.
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>>3456216
Tien is probably too busy not being a fuck and teaching his students.
Maybe Goku would be down for some joint training?
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>>3456025
To be fair, it's less irrational and more he's the guy with survivor mentality whereas everyone else thinks of battle with an old school martial artist/battle hardened elite warrior mentality.
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>>3456217
I am completely sure he's already planning it out.
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>>3456216
>Tien is psychic

O fug.
Now I remember what I left out of the thread...
Piccolo trying telepathically screaming "DODGE" straight into your mind to distract you, only to be countered with Erics entire knowledge of MEMEs
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>>3456245
Dont worry you can save that for another for that is more psychicly offensive.

Imagine the horrors we can bestow upon them. Next time boo needs something we should just give them the when you drink water meme.
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>>3456245
>"Heh. I got this one."
>Piccolo initiates mind-meld
>"DOOOOOOO-"
>pic related is beamed into his frontal lobe
>"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
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>>3456245
>Piccolo: GUWAAAAH WHY ARE THEY SO DEEP FRIED?!
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>>3456254
>"Wait...is that me?"
>"Why am I handing out pills?"
>"Oh hey it's me and...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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>>3456252
Thats a good point we should emulate more jojo
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>>3456256
Fuck should have opened with calling him doctor piccalo
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>>3456261
Please, the fourth wall can only take so much.
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>Piccolo enters the mind of the Earthling
>There is nothing in there. Just a pure white room with a single door and a doorman in front of it
>The man wears a strange, metal mask and a very stylish jacket
>His breathing is heavy as if assisted by that device

"Calm down doctor. Now is not the time for fear.
That comes later."

"Errr... I'm not a..."

"I wonder what will break first. Your mind... Or your body?"

>The man opens the door for Piccolo.
>Suddenly images flood his mind. Images of him... oh god...
>He tries to avert his eyes but he can't. The scene is too horrid.
>Images fly by one after another, some are worse, some are better.
>All feels like it came from a very abstract kind of Hell.
>Piccolo throws up in his own mind and cuts the connection

"I GIVE UP!"
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>>3456302
Fuck that would have been brilliant
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>>3456302
Aw jeez, all the trolling potential u6 humans are capable of. Turns out humans have the scariest potential power in the universe, access to decades of dank memes to dab on them xenos with
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>>3456302
Imagine Nail and Kami reacting afterwards.
>”I think you need to call a doctor, also clean this mess up, it stinks.”
>”I’m afraid a doctor won’t do him any good, this reminds me of that one time Mr Popo did....”
>”Can you two shut up for a second?”
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Huh.
Just realised that the beam portal counter could be used to terrifying effect if it's targeted behind the opponent facing us again to continually loop to hit them for a far longer time than beams usually do.
The fucking things usually go far enough to head into space so the attack would continue for a super long time.
If we did that here though, Gohan would be dead.
It's a way to deal with pesky regenerators at least.
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>>3456932
>so the attack would continue for a super long time.
Might be cut a bit short by the user getting their shit kicked in by their own attack.
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>>3456932
could be great for team attacks as well. Have Kale or Caulifla throw out powerful beams / blasts into portals and we aim them where they need to go.
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Has no one noticed that this thread is named #8 instead of #9?
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Hey I just realized something. Since the super dragon balls can grant any wish, why don't we wish that Kale and Caulifa can fuse and defuse without the earings whenever they want? That way we could still use the original earings to fuse into Erhit or Caric even with Kefla still in the fight.
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>>3457529
shhh no more waifu wars. only champa wishing to be 5cm taller then beerus
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Now just to wait for the U7 reaction of hearing that Eric started training in only such a short time.
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>>3457534
Wouldn't Champa wish to be muscular before taller?
Being fucking chiseled would be the ultimate insult to his lanklet brother.
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Actually, universe 7 does have one itsy bitsy, teeny-tiny little problem for the super dragonballs to solve...
One supreme kai with the others being fucking dead or perma-absorbed.
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>>3457605
Would they go for that if it meant Buu would go back to being Majin Buu?
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>>3457607
I mean, it's the super dragonballs. They could do it without causing that.

And even besides that, current Buu is only a fraction of the entity that was Majin Buu. The good bits.
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>>3457611
>I mean, it's the super dragonballs. They could do it without causing that.
Do you honestly think anybody in U7 would be smart enough to word the wish properly?
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>>3457534
Whose to say we do it specifically for waifu. The ability for unlimited controled portara would be incredibly useful if a second tournament of power happens. While the fusion would still break under certain circumstances such as perfected ssb it would still be useful as a back up to boost power without burning through too much of thier reserves. With the ability to fuse and unfuse at will it could lead to sick combos where they fuse, unfuse and refuse again. I doubt Xeno would mind rad team attacks like that.

Champa could get a boost from the namekian dragon balls in a few months. He never would have won the tournament without us.
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>>3457631
U7 didn't win. They wouldn't be making it.
It'd be champa or vados making it because of the wish that beerus used on u6's earth.
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>>3457638
Riiiight.
That said, maybe they'll let the guy who clutched the last half of the tournament solo make a wish?
I know I'm being too hopeful but hey, it could happen.
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>>3457650
You're strangely resistant to a wish that would make U7's kais far less incompetent.
Do you REALLY want JUST Shin running things on the creation side of things over there? Shin is the second worst supreme kai ever.
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>>3457654
>implying Old Kai isn't running the show
Also we don't know this shit.
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>>3457656
Erick wouldn't, you're right, but like I said it'd be champa/vados making the wish. You think they wouldn't know about the massive embarassment/tragedy of U7's supreme kais getting almost entirely wiped out? Champa probably lorded that over him for a few hundred thousand years.
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>>3457654
I'm just trying to get into that Saiyan BUSSY man.
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>>3457677
When did Kefla get an endorsement deal?
When will Erick get one?
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Actually I've been thinking about this exact issue.
But then I realized that Old Kai already assumed direct control of the situation because Shin is just a colossal cuck.

And I actually found another, much, MUCH bigger issue which Champa could solve

Oh and... I won't be running today. Got shit to do around the household. Tomorrow however...
But I might do one of those leftover side stories since there are so many of them
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>>3457685
BUT WHAT BRAND ANON?
I'm personally leaning more towards Adidas or Asics.
Maybe all of our team can get sponsorship deals from Earth when they find out they're the reps for our entire universe.
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>>3457677
Great... now my peepee is hard because I imagined Kefla slav squatting and drinking vodka cheeki breeki style
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>>3457693
He's the universe's strongest chef, so it'd have to be food brands we endorse. Hmmmmm....
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>>3457701
Everything that is not Guy Fieri styled clothes will be rejected instantly by the QM.
No objections
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>>3457701
That's *Multiverse's* strongest chef.
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>>3457704
I'm not drawing fucking SICK FLAMES on everything.
We're not operating on Ork logic here.
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>>3457708
"BEHOLD
MY MOST POWERFUL TECHNIQUE!
F L A V O R T O W N!"
>throws enemy into the fuck you dimension
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>>3457704
>Fieri's face when he realizes there's an entire universe of dives, diners, and drive-ins
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>>3457605
Well I guess they should have won then, sucks to suck
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Oy! I know y'all degenerates have 'em so please share some Vados pics with me.

When I search for "Vados" or "Dragon Ball Vados" the vast majority of the results are either porn or shitty fan art.
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>When I search for "Vados" or "Dragon Ball Vados" the vast majority of the results are either porn or shitty fan art.
Wow bro it's the same goddamn thing on my end.
This is the single good SFW pic of Vados I could find.
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>>3458049
Yeah. I don't think I ever encountered a situation where there are less official images and screenshots of a character than shitty/lewd fanart.

Fucking insane.

Just goes to show what big degenerates we are...
But the upside is that as I delve deeper into ever more terrifying depths I'm finding some actually good Kefla art so that's a plus.
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>>3458071
>the only two decent pics I found won't let me post them
GOOOOOOOOK
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YES
Finally I found something!
...
But after I'm done with this story I think I'll need a therapist
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You don't dream much nowadays. Or if you do it's one of those Salvador Dalí-esque dreams where if you try to run it feels like your body is submerged in glue and everything looks like it's from the uncanny valley. You guess it's the price you must pay for living a dream, which you don't mind doing one bit.

But recently you've been having a recurring... nightmare of sorts.
There is nothing scary about it, it's quite monotonous in fact. But it's oppressive and odd enough to unnerve you.
The whole thing entails you walking through dark corridors in a nearly silent building where you only hear some rather... animalistic noises.
This time it's no different.

However as you hear something large being slammed shut near you the dream ends and you awaken...
Only now you aren't in your room. Far from it.

Looking around you realize you are in Champas palace, quite far from your bedroom and rather close to the kitchen.
Shaking your head you sigh.
"I'd appreciate if you didn't take me for a ride like this...
Y'know if you told me what you wanted so badly maybe we could-"
But before you could continue to talk to "yourself" you hear some more clattering coming from the kitchen.
"Okay... what?"

Cautiously approaching the area you start noticing more and more alarming things.
The lights are on. Cool air flows out, meaning whoever slammed the fridge door did such a good job that it popped back open.
Turning around the corner you see the figure responsible for all this and it's... well it's not pretty.

"Vados?"
You ask her in your groggy state and almost trip over an empty bottle lying by your feet.

"Oooops!
Did I *hic* wake you uuuup? Teehee!
Sorry!"
She greets you by shaking the glass in her hand.
"Comecome! Sit down! I could use the company!"

As you approach her things become more and more evident.
Her cheeks are a darker shade of red, she smells like a brewery with an irish orgy going on in it and she wobbles around as she's sitting still.
"You are smashed..."

"Guilty *hic* as charged!
So come oooon. I don't want to drink alone anymore!"
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>>3458116
>>Buu is making us sleep walk, and is either giving us nightmares on purpose, he's trying to communicate with us and the nightmares are a side effect, or he's trying toe escape while we sleep.

Meanwhile Vados is drinking like someone with something to forget rather then a 'I just like to drink' kind of way.
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>>3458145
Those "nightmares" are Eric seeing himself walking through the dark corridors of the palace almost every night.
Not actual dreams.
Y'know. Because he's psychic
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As you walk over to her you realize she's in a completely different outfit than usual and she let down her hair.
When you first came here you assumed she just doesn't have BO and wears the same outfit every day but no.
You helped her with laundry numerous times and saw her wardrobe full of identical outfits.
But you've never seen this night gown of hers.

"Uuuugh... I never should've showed you drinking."

"To be fair *hic* you didn't show me.
You just show-
Shower... Showwwed... me your planets drinks."

"Yeah yeah.
Come on. You committed enough warcrimes on your liver girl.
It's time for bed."

"Nooooooo~"
She resists like a little girl being told it's past her bedtime.
Not feeling like putting up with her shit, especially after Buu made you sleepwalk you scoop her up and take her to her room in a bridal carry.
"Ooooh myyy~
You're so strong and soooo kind Eric."
She then wraps her arms around your neck and pulls you in for a hug.

Unfortunately for you...
"V-Vados! Let go! I appreciate it but we'll fall if you keep pushing your chest into my face!"

"Nohohoooo! You're such a good boy and nobody appreciates you!
Squish squish!"

"P-Please!"
As the entirety of Italy's cuisine forcefully evacuates your pockets you carry her back to her room and like the good little girl she is, you tuck her in.
"Good night Vados."

"Good night..."
And as she gets to snoring, you go back and clean up the mess she left in the kitchen.
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Yeah. I have that already.
But that's like the only one I have of her.

Aaaanyway, since you guys should be used to me not knowing how to end these... here's a sneak peek at the final boss of the quest
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>>3458185
Vados questions.
What did she think of our tournament performance?
Does she have any plans to try and convince Eric to go the destruction route or god ki?
Has she given up on us?
What does she think of our training so far?
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>>3458185
B-bakana!
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>>3458185
Now this is a worthy adversary. Back off Gohan let a real man fight us
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>>3458185
There can be only one master of Flavor Town
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And here is the secret boss.
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>>3458185
What does he want? What does this *thing* even want?

Of course. Flavortown. He doesn't want It to be just a dream, an echo of heaven, but a place. He wants to make Flavortown *real*.

He's going to reject reality and replace It with his own.
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Her big sister is way better.
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Honestly its not just Gohan, the saiyans in general are the most boring and uncreative fighters around. They only get by with stronger power. While Goku is very skilled at martial arts, he gets sidelined by anything unorthodox until he physically powers through, like how he countered Hit’s Time-Skip.
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Is it weird i just now realized Elena probably heard Lyn yell "GO DADDY GO!"

I can't wait for that interaction, U7 will get a bit of catharsis from watching us getting beat up by our little sister
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>>3459261
"Power through" doesn't seem like quite the right term for "learn to predict your opponent's moves and counter without looking" even if he did have to tough it out for a few hits before that.
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The final fighter of Universe 7, Gohan lies on the ground, knocked out cold.
And as the referee reaches the end of his countdown he straightens his back and shouts.
"THE WINNER OF THE FINAL ROUND IS ERIC!
UNIVERSE 6 WINS THE TOURNAMENT!"

The two sides of the arena erupt, each in whatever mood they were in. But on thing was clear.
Champa was fucking ecstatic.
"HE DID IT! HAAHAHAA!
HE ACTUALLY DID IT!"
Jumping in joy he hugged his attendant as he couldn't contain himself anymore.

"OH COME ON! REALLY?
You couldn't beat an Earthling?! USELESS! ALL OF YOU!"

"Come on Beerus! There is no need to be ashamed of defeat!
Now... hand over your balls!
...
I don't even care how that sounded like! Hand 'em over!"

"GAAAAAH!"

But as the gods are busy arguing amongst each other you undo your transformation and immediately feel the migrains kicking in.
Holding onto your knees you only manage to raise a thumb while panting.
Suddenly you feel a hand touching your back.

"You did well!"
Hit congratulates you.

"Heh... Thanks.
But you guys did the heavy lifting. I just cleaned up afterwards."

"Don't be ridiculous.
You fought and won three on one.
You should be proud of yourself."

And just as your mentor came to your aid so did the other guys, namely Goku who flew over to his son, shortly followed by his friends.
"Heeey Gohan.
Open up!"
He shoves... something in the boys mouth who springs as if he's no longer injured.
"Hey Hit! Senzu Bean!"

The Saiyan chucks that Senzu thingy to your purple friend who snatches it from the air and hands it over to you.
"Here. Eat this."

Doing as you're told you chomp down on the little thing and find it awfully... bland.
The thing has no taste whatsoever and it's dry as a desert. The only good thing about it is the texture as it pops with a VERY satisfying crunch whenever you bit on it.
But swallowing it? Oh boy, now there is a difference.

Feeling full, satiated and healthier than a newborn baby you look up.
"What the?"

"Hihihi! Like it?
It's a magic bean we got back home. It basically cures whatever ails you except like... illnesses."

"This is... incredible!"
You give your hands a few test squeezes.

"Isn't it?
When we are in BIG trouble we practically go on an all Senzu diet hehehe!
Gohan here was practically raised on them!"
He pats his son on the back.

"Not funny dad.
I'll... go back to Videl now."

"Sure.
I'm gonna hang a little!"
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Once his son is gone Goku starts talking to you way more casually and tries really hard to not be noticed by the others.
"Great work there by the way!
I was rooting for you, ya know!"

"N-Not your son?"

"Hehe! I was cheering him on! A little.
But you were more interesting to watch so I couldn't help myself!"

You crack your neck as you keep testing the effects of these beans.
"Well... thanks I guess.
I only hope your son learnt a valuable lesson here."

"Eh. I doubt that."

"W-What?!"

"This happened to him like... three times already? I lost count.
So it's not likely this is gonna be any different."
He then smashes his fist into his palm.
"But after this I think I'll spend some more time with Goten! Maybe I can get him to be a good martial artist!"

"Go-ku, Go-han, Go-ten?
He's your son as well?"

"Yeap!"
Goku then bumps you in the shoulder with his elbow.
"Hey! Pssst! By the way! After Lord Beerus and Champa are done do you think maybe we could-"

"What the hell are you doing Kakarot?!"

Goku then stands up and TRIES to pretend he's innocent.
"N-Nothing!"

"The tournament is barely over and you're already trying to challenge the earthling?
Well too bad! You've been hogging all the good fights lately! So now it's my turn!"

"Go ahead!
I just wanted to ask him if he could cook some more!
All this fighting has made me pretty hungry!"

Both you and the other Saiyan, Vegeta stare at him in shock.
"What?!"

"I kinda just wanna wait and see how strong he can get!
How much training did you get so far?"
He asks you.

"A... couple months?"

"Oooooooh-hohohoho! NICE!"

"HAH!
An Earthling Elite, huh?
Interesting! Now I definitely want to test your strength!"

>Any time widowspeak!
>Erm... I'd rather not. Maybe later.
>Actually I was thinking about fighting you Goku! You seem a far better match!
>Other?
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>>3459438
>Any time widowspeak!

We even ate a senzubean so rather then getting instantly gibbed we might last a couple seconds!
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>>3459438
>>Any time widowspeak!
>>But after I cook for everyone. Hit and the girls are probably starving right now.
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>>3459426
>Gohan here was practically raised on them!"
HAHAHA, GOKEK MAKE ME A CHILD.
>>3459438
>Any time widowspeak!
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>>3459438
>Any time widowspeak!
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>>3459438
>Any time widowspeak!
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>>3459440
Support
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>>3459438
Oh no my sides.
>"Eh. I doubt that."
Goku absolutely SAVAGES Gohan.
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>>3459438
>Any time widowspeak!
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>>3459438
GOHAN ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Any time widowspeak!
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Well... Getting bootyblasted by Virginia it is
With some celebratory cookout first

>writing
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>>3459462
Will we even stand a chance or are our dice not even big enough?
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>Chance
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>>3459465
If we roll a 21 we will die impressively.
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>>3459465
Consid