Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who kindly took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of One Piece Genuine Pirate Quest, our accurately named mysterious hero MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR tragically lost his ship and crew to the fiercely flung cannon-balls of the monstrous Marine, Vice-Admiral Garp. Managing to make his way to Mocktown to drown his sorrows, he came across a valiant warrior of the sea and befriended him via COCKTAILS and SHOOTING PEOPLE. Having one too many (the cocktails, not the shooting), our mysterious hero succumbs to the sweet embrace of unconsciousness...We now return you to your scheduled idiocy.
>hug yer bestest... bestest.... zzzzzzzzzoooooooooooohhhhhhhh wowyour headOwOWWWWWWWW.... yup. This is a Pink Flamingo headache, all right.You open your eyes in a squint, trying to remember what happened... beyond the drinking. There was... Captain Usopp? Yeah. Nice guy. And... a dead guy? What an asshole. Um. And hugging? Yeah, you remember hugging Usopp a lot, not the dead guy. And... telling him he was your best friend? Huh. Now you think about it, do you HAVE a best friend? You kind of think you have... multiple friends now? Wow. Awesome. Maybe not a best one though?... Wait, where are you?Gentle sway... a ship. Wooden planks for ceiling. Inside the ship. Beyond that...Owwwww.“Ow,” you announced because sometimes saying it helps. Then you manage to sit up, head clearing a little, and look around the small cabin. Looks like someone just dumped you on top of a cot-bed - you’re still wearing your badass disguise, apart from the boots, which are - yup, by the bed. Oh, and there’s your duffle bag as well.You wriggle the boots on, pushing yourself standing. Teeeeny little cabin, probably a small ship, too, but you can hear people talking somewhere outside.Hm. This is weird. Why are you.........wait................ did you get kidnapped again.>AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>(kick the door down) YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FELLOW PIRATES!>(peek out the door and lament your fate)>Other?
>>3459833>Call out>"...Oi! Have I gotten kidnapped again?"
>>3459833>(peek out the door and lament your fate)>we get Strawhat!Flashy in the main quest rather than AUI'm living my best life over here, bless you BPQM
>>3459833>(peek out the door and lament your fate)Oh boy.
>>3459833>(kick the door down) YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FELLOW PIRATES!
>>3459841+1
>>3459833>(peek out the door and lament your fate)
>>3459833>(kick the door down) YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FELLOW PIRATES!>>3459837Pink, fruity, and sheltered from the harsh realities of life by a tiny umbrella. Got it.
>>3459833>(peek out the door and lament your fate)WHO DARES - ow ow ow my head
>>3459841>>3459833Why assume when you can get answers straight from the source?Support.
>>3459841Supporting
Previous thread archived!Guess what? I still haven’t finished reading up on Skypiea and I also need to get home, so that’s all for tonight! My data refreshes at midnight, so update tomorrow morning Britbong time to kick us all off, as the Strawhats deal with two STRANGE AND MYSTERIOUS new passengers, along with the convenient absence of their regular sharpshooter, whoever he is. Probably not important.Also, Chopper is cute.Thanks for playing Genuine Pirate Quest!
>>3459833>Check for new tattoos.>Then peek your yead out.>Try not to think how mad Tashigi is.
>>3459833>>3459841Magnificent. Another vote on the pile for this.
>>3459833>>Call out>>"...Oi! Have I gotten kidnapped again?"
>>3459863Support
>>3459833I will switch to >Check for new tattoos>Look thru camera for clues of what happened>Delete any incriminating pictures>Call out>"...Oi! Have I gotten kidnapped again?"
>>3459869this
>vote to shoot a pirate>end up a pirateKARMIC BALANCE>>3459833>>3459869supporting damage control
>>3459876>Somewhere out there Smoker's idiot sense is tingling.>Gets a call from Tashigi>Looks like its gonna be a 20 cigar day
>>3459869Support
>>3459833>>3459869Supporting this
so how long till we stab canon in the face again?
>>3459891depends... how long do think it'll be before we find more candy
>>3459904You're not thinking big enough. We're on a pirate ship now. What do pirates do? Drink. So we find the nearest Pink Flamingo...and drop a lollipop in it.
>>3459912I thought we were saving that for marine ford
>>3459919Nonono, that's when we find the Garp-Garp fruit and become the true Demon Ensign as we were always meant to be.
>>3459931didnt we get promoted tho?
>>3459933Flashman is Ensign at heart
>>3459933Ensign isn't just a rank, it's a state of mind.
>>3459933We did, but thats not the point. Does one ever truly transcend the title of Demon Ensign? However, Demon Commander also has a nice ring to it.
>>3459869This has my full support.
So. Should Harry make an effort to try and coerce Princess Vivi back to Alabasta?I'm not sure Curly has the mental fortitude to withstand staring into the abyss that is Flashman.
>>3460273To be honest after talking with her, and realizing she there on her own volition and actually part of the crew he will just arrest her like the rest of strawhats.
>>3460283>there on her own volition and actually part of the crewPretty sure we've known that for a long long while by now.
>>3460283Fair enough. Onto the next pressing question.How are we going to handcuff the duck?
>>3459856Even though I can't participate most of the time I want you to know that this is my favorite active quest and I look forward to reading it after work every day.
>>3460707just handcuff his legs
Does any of the strawhats saw our sick tattoo?
>>3461439I don't think so, not as Marine and unless we wanted to show-off when drunk, not as pirate either.
Wait a minute. Klaus isn't going to accept being kidnapped as a good reason for skipping out on training.I honestly anticipate him turning up somehow.
>>3461439Not unless they took out shirt off while we were drunk>>3461466Klaus is on Smoker's ship, and that ship is nowhere near Jaya. Meanwhile Arthur is en Route to the Sky Islands with the Strawhats. I don't see him turning up, unless he's managed to consume a teleporting fruit while away from Flashman.
>>3461479Then suddenly we are attacked by a pack of seagulls capable of fencing.
>>3461485Klaus is the real Disney princess
>>3461479>>3461466Oh you silly anons, he'll just simply up the training to compensate for the lost days.
>>3461516>Flashman's birthday rolls around>Geez Klaus, you didnt need to get me anything. I mean you did, but you didnt need to....so what'd ya get me?>Klaus smiles, a cannonball soars through the air, an ominuous white fog rolls across the sea..wait is that smoke?>Happy birthday (dethday) Prettyboy.
I know I promise an early update, but in my defence, I had a fox screaming outside my bedroom from 2am to 6am. In other news, my circulatory system has rejected blood and is running on pure caffeine.Update once I've had lunch and done some chores. And had more caffeine.By the way, who are you?>You're Mysterious Hero Arthur, genuine pirate and dashing rogue!>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!
>>3461549>You're Mysterious Hero Arthur, genuine pirate and dashing rogue!
>>3461549And with this blow, history is changed...>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!
>>3461549>You're Mysterious Hero Arthur, genuine pirate and dashing rogue!So, odds that someone on the crew will recognise us, but get ignored by all the others? As we clearly can't be the Demon Ensign.
>>3461549>By the way, who are you?How long will potential char-switch last if anons choose that option?Because the proposition really blindsided me.
>>3461557LONG ENOUGHBut seriously, not hugely long, it's more of an insight into Usopp's psyche and to show stuff going on with the Strawhats that you'd either miss or not understand just from Flashy's POV.You just might find it more fun to muddle through as Flashy with no idea what's going on.Also expect tons of typos today, I'm still asleep. Totally asleep.
>>3461549>You're Pirate Hunter Zoro, and you got lost on the way to being written.Obviously the only real option....oh, fine.>>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!I want to see what the chaotic mess looks like from outside.
>>3461549>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!
>>>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!USOPP INTERLUDE GO
>>3461549>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!For once we can know what happened to Flashy without the help of camera-kun.
>>3461561In that case>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!
>>3461549>>3461561>>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!It the boy
>>3461562Zoro was actually going to be the third option, but then I remembered I want you all to suffer for making me write his interlude.
>>3461571Two can play that game BP. I want to see a Nami POV now.
>>3461571>every time someone mentions Zoro interlude, it gets delayed another dayWe will never see it through, will we?
>>3461573Maybe we should just ask for Mysterious Samurai Lolo interludes instead.
>>3461573It's at Raftel. I left them there, all my interludes.
>>3461549>>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter
Rolled 24 (1d100)Looks like our devastatingly Mysterious Sniper Sogeking wins out!Rolling for background stuff.
>>3461598It's probably fine
>>3461600It was probably just Sanji's seduction roll on Princess Flashman. In other news, water is wet, Sanji cant flirt.
>>3461603Well with Flashman ability, he would probably fall for him.
>>3461603Flashy? The Demon Ensign? He’s not even here, how could Sanji possibly flirt with him?>from sniper island to sky islandYour name is SOGEKING! Greatest sniper in the world! Brave warrior of the sea! A man ready to stand and fight (from a good distance) for what you believe in!And though the rest of the crew are clearly unaware of your cunning ruse, you’re also Usopp. The weakling. The nobody.Yup. Absolutely noooobody has seen through your cunning ‘cover my face in bandages and a pair of goggles’ disguise. Definitely. Ignore all the pointed looks, Uso- Sogeking! It’s impossible to see through!.... ahahahahahaaaaaaa...W-well. The important thing is that Sogeking’s courage has already brought you through the Knock-Up Stream with a total lack of terrified screaming, so it’s working! It’s really working! You’d thank Arthur for the idea, but... well, he’s still unconscious. And like hell you’re gonna admit that you’re just a random crew member and not the Great Captain Usopp!You manage to turn your melancholy sigh into a dramatic one as Merry sails towards the massive cloud-thing.At least you LOOK like a badass. Even if Carue keeps imitating your poses to mock you, the asshole.You’re interrupted from your Dramatic Staring Into The Distance by Chopper tugging at your sheet. Uh, cape. Right.“Sogeking, are you sure you don’t want me to look at your face?” He looks up at you with such sad, worried eyes, you almost want to yank the bandages off, but that would mean becoming Usopp again. And... you don’t really want to be him right now.(1/2)
“Don’t worry, Chopper-kun!” You strike a pose and laugh heartily, glad by how reassured he looks. “My terrible wounds are healing well with all this fresh sea air!”“But they’re covered up...? And we’re in the sky...?”“AHAHAHA, there’s nothing like fresh... sky... air to heal a sniper’s wounds! The people of Sniper Island are intimately connected with the wind and air! In fact, the higher we go, the faster we heal!”“WHOAH! That’s amazing!”“Ahahahaha yes so it is ahahaha!” crapcrapcrapcrapcrap that makes no senseAnd then you’re saved, because a door opening heralds the emergence of Arthur, still with his collar high and cap low, half-stepping from the cabin you dumped him in.“Oi! Have I gotten kid... napped... again...?”He trails off, staring at the assorted Strawhats on deck, who mostly pay him zero mind, being far too interested in the approaching mass of solid-looking cloud.>Ah, Arthur-kun! Usopp-kun had to go, so he passed you over to my protection! I, the Great Sogeking, apologize for the inconvenience! (pretend Usopp ditched him on you. It’ll be fiiiiiine.)>Explanations later, we’re in the White Sea now! ... That’s in the sky, by the way. (just avoid all explanations. That’s the best way to not be caught in a lie!)>Fellow passenger-kun! I hope you’ve recovered from whatever mysterious affliction caused you to pass out. (you totally found him unconscious somewhere, and took him along with you, like a Good Samaritan. Usopp? Who is that?)>Other?
>>3461638>>Fellow passenger-kun! I hope you’ve recovered from whatever mysterious affliction caused you to pass out. (you totally found him unconscious somewhere, and took him along with you, like a Good Samaritan. Usopp? Who is that?)
>>3461638>Ah, Arthur-kun! Usopp-kun had to go, so he passed you over to my protection! I, the Great Sogeking, apologize for the inconvenience! (pretend Usopp ditched him on you. It’ll be fiiiiiine.)
>>3461638>>Ah, Arthur-kun! Usopp-kun had to go, so he passed you over to my protection! I, the Great Sogeking, apologize for the inconvenience! (pretend Usopp ditched him on you. It’ll be fiiiiiine.)
>>3461638>>Fellow passenger-kun! I hope you’ve recovered from whatever mysterious affliction caused you to pass out. (you totally found him unconscious somewhere, and took him along with you, like a Good Samaritan. Usopp? Who is that?)I hope the friendship forged over pink flamingos remains intact.
>>3461638>Ah, Arthur-kun! Usopp-kun had to go, so he passed you over to my protection! I, the Great Sogeking, apologize for the inconvenience! (pretend Usopp ditched him on you. It’ll be fiiiiiine.)>Usopp said to tell you he'll be drinking Pink Flamingos wherever he may go in honor of your new friendship!
>>3461638>>Explanations later, we’re in the White Sea now! ... That’s in the sky, by the way. (just avoid all explanations. That’s the best way to not be caught in a lie!)We in the sky boiAlso sometimes I forget how depressed Usopp isThat boy needs a hug
>>3461638>>Fellow passenger-kun! I hope you’ve recovered from whatever mysterious affliction caused you to pass out. (you totally found him unconscious somewhere, and took him along with you, like a Good Samaritan. Usopp? Who is that?)Oh no. Flashy's in the sky. What's going to happen to his weapons? They must think we abandoned them, the poor dears.
>>3461665Im sure they know their papa is a special boy. He's never failed them before. Deep down they know it must be those dirty pirates. Cut-chan will he strong for the others, and Pistol-chan will lead them to us. (Assuming they arent in our bag. Then the others will panic)
>Quick! Get in with an explanation before anyone else does!“Ah, Arthur-kun! Usopp-kun had to go, so he passed you over to my protection! I, the Great Sogeking, apologize for the inconvenience!”Arthur stares at you. You can’t really see much of his face, but the blank-eyed stare creates an aura of confusion that goes beyond mere facial expression. “... What.”“Sogeking’s travelling with us for a while,” Zoro butts in, smirking at you, “so his good friend Usopp ditched you here with us. I guess he had better things to do, huh?”“I’m s-sure he had incredibly important tasks,” you mutter, reaching up to adjust your goggle. “Anyway! We’re currently in the White Sea, en route to Sky Island! Fear not, for your safety is assured under our watch! Probably.”“This is... the Strawhats’ ship, right?” Yeeeeah, you guess a lot of the crew are pretty recognizable these days.“Yes?”Arthur pauses. “Excuse me.” Then he steps back into the cabin, closing the door behind him. Two seconds later, you hear a long, muffled scream from inside. A very long one. ... Yeah, that’s pretty long. Impressive lungs.Chopper stares at the door, as do most of the crew. “Do you think I should check on him?”>No, I think he just has a... bad impression of the Strawhats. Just give him some time, Chopper-kun.>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?>Don’t worry, Chopper-kun - I’ll talk to him myself!>Other?
>>3461665>WeaponsAren't they in his duffle? iirc we're armed with only have meteror hammer and pistol-chan, the swords + fans + jitte are in our duffle of mystery.
>>3461675>Don’t worry, Chopper-kun - I’ll talk to him myself!
>>3461675>>Don’t worry, Chopper-kun - I’ll talk to him myself!
>>3461675>>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?Chopper heals ALL wounds. Even the emotional ones.
>>3461675>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?
>>3461677Yup, your duffle of the rest of the weapons is in the cabin.
>>3461675>>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?Chopper can heal all wounds, emotional, physical, psychological, paternal...
>>3461675>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?>>3461686>Yup, your duffle of the rest of the weapons is in the cabin.Good
>>3461675>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?Chopper therapy time? Will Flashman have some introspection into his life? Will he realize that the Strawhats aren't truly evil? Will he attempt to kick Zoro in the dick again?
>>3461675>>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?I want interactions with the cutest goddamn reindeer around
Choose wisely, criminal scum!>Remain SOGEKING>Become ARTHUR
>>3461700>>Become ARTHUR
>>3461700>Become ARTHUR
>>3461675>>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?
>>3461700>Become ARTHURWe must protect chopper
>>3461700>>Become ARTHURI really need to refresh more often.
>>3461700...o fug. This is a hard one.>Become ArthurAs much as I would love to be around for Sogeking shenanigans, I think that was a good start.
>>3461700>Become JUSTICE! I mean Arthur!
>>3461700>Become COMMANDER FLASHMANtime to arrest criminals.
>>3461697+1
>>3461700>>Become ARTHURLet's make sure we're in control so we don't start shit in the sky
>>3461726I don't think it matters who is in control, shit is going to be started up.
>beep bop, identity confirmedYou are PRINCESS FL- wait, no. You are MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR, a fledgling pirate and repeat kidnap victim.You are currently screaming,“-RRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...” you trail off, mostly because you’ve run out of oxygen again, and need to gasp. Sooner than you expected, too - the air must be thinner up here, as you’re, y’know.In the sky.Yuuuuuuuup.What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck.N, wait. Not important. More importantly, Usopp left you with some bandaged sniper dude, who decided to... take you onboard the Strawhats’ ship. Somehow. For some reason.In other words...You got drunk and kidnapped by pirates. Again.Smoboss is gonna murder you, Tashigi is gonna murder you. Klaus is gonna murder you for missing more lessons than necessary. Does anyone know where you are? Do they think you’re DEAD?! Going missing in Mocktown doesn’t sound good... especially if that bartender tells Curly and Tashigi that you got dragged out drunk by a pirate Captain...Oh nooooooooooooooooooooOkay. It’s fine. Cool it, Fla- no, Arthur. Your disguise is still working. You have your weapons. The Strawhats may be a cunning and depraved crew, but you can still fool their simple pirate brains.You’re calm. You’re an iceberg of smooth coolness.AAAAAAHHHHH SOMEONE’S KNOCKING ON THE DOOR AAAAAHHHHHHHH“Hello? Arthur? It’s Doctor Chopper. Can I come in?”... That sure is a cute voice for a wicked, villainous Strawhat.>Why?!>... I don’t need a Doctor!>D-don’t think you can vivisect me, evil Strawhat scum!>Other?
>>3461738>D-don’t think you can vivisect me, evil Strawhat scum!
>>3461738>>... I don’t need a Doctor!>>Try not to cry. Cry a lot
>>3461738>... I don’t need a Doctor! (Yet)It's true
>>3461738>I'll be honest, a name like Doctor Chopper doesn't inspire a lot of confidence
>>3461738>... I don’t need a Doctor!
>>3461738>>3461744Amazing. Supporting.
>>3461741Support
Rolled 65, 51 = 116 (2d100)MEANWHILE, BACK DOWN IN THE BLUE SEA...
>>3461751This is a roll for the number of minutes Curly and Sis scream
>>3461738>>I'll be honest, a name like Doctor Chopper doesn't inspire a lot of confidence
>>3461738>I'll be honest, a name like Doctor Chopper doesn't inspire a lot of confidenceFucking gold.
>>3461738>>3461744Changing my vote to>>3461740
>>3461738>>3461744this anon got the line +1
>>3461744+1
Been reading on my den den and guys. How the fuck this situation occur I left for a few days and shit has gone so far sideways we’ve gone up.
>>I'll be honest, a name like Doctor Chopper doesn't inspire a lot of confidence
>but it’s okay because he’s a cute doctorYou stare suspiciously at the door. “I'll be honest, a name like Doctor Chopper doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.” Only to be expected for a Strawhat, though. Wait, wasn’t that the mink guy’s name? Unless people got confused in all the chaos, and reported the wrong names...“Hey! I’m a real Doctor!” He sounds insulted.“That sounds like something a fake doctor would say!” Ha! Take th- ohcrap, the door gets shoved open before you can move to block it, and...Ah.It’s a>tanuki!>deer!>duck-billed platypus!>Other?AND>Roll 1d100, lowest of 3, to resist the cuteness.
>>3461751It seems Silvers Harry is passing through
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3461772>>CHILD MINK!
>>3461770It was Sandra’s fault. That bitch.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>3461772>>duck-billed platypus!Flashman is on a whole 'nother level
>>3461770Did you expect any less from the Flashman Fucker of all things Canon?
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3461772I will bring no shame to my family!
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>3461772>>3461774What anon said>CHILD MINK!
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3461772>ITS A FLUFF MONSTER, OH GOD DONT EAT ME
>>3461776Godamnit that woman is leaving me so much godamn work for when I’m back
>>3461772>CHILD MINK!
>>3461774+1
>>3461772>deer!
>>3461772>>You can't tell because you're already hugging it
>>3461772>>>CHILD MINK!
>>3461772>Rolling to resist Chopper>Babby Mink
>>3461793The only valid vote.
>>3461772>It’s a>>Other?>dorable!
>>3461803N..nani!>Flashman spouts his (hypothetical) life story to Chopper.Commence the healing.
>>3461806let's be honest dc must have been like 90 or something so it happens one way or another
>>3461772>Flashman gets healed by Chopper adorableness>Gets inspired to acquire pet>Smoboss' face when it's an actual child mink instead of a pet
>>3461772>Racoon dogWe prepped for this guy's
It's too bad Smoboss' ship already has a name.I just found this theme song that would be a perfect fit for Smoboss' Shipgirlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVWEb-At8yc
Wait a second.Isn't mink a small, ferret/weasel-like creature?
I just wish we were there to witness Tashigi's realisation that she lost Flashman. And that she'll probably have to inform smoboss of this fact.
>56You freeze up.You may be quivering slightly, eyes widening, lips parting to let out a gasp of sheer amazement at the pure and precious sight in front of you.CHILD MINKCUTETOO CUTE“F-fluffy...” you whisper. Fortunately, with your body locked down, you don’t throw yourself at the adorable child, or make a high-pitched (manly) squeal of glee. Somewhere in the back of your mind, you recognise that the ‘Chopper’ name is probably a surname, and the kid’s likely related to the massive deer mink sighted in Alabasta,But never mind that.CUTE. CUTECUTECUTECUTECUTE“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,” you breathe, eyes blurring slightly from their sudden wetness.“Are - you all right?” The adorable mink stares up at you with a worried gaze.>I... I need... a hug...>(frantic nodding)>You’re too cute! Too cute!>I- I don’t find you cute at all!>Other?>>3461819Cloud fox is also valid...>>3461834A mink is a One Piece species of animal-person from later on in the series. They’re furries, anon. Furries.
>>3461834It's a tribe of animal people in OP.We might even think he's a deer mink.
>>3461834In One Piece, Minks are a Race of Animal people
>>3461840>>You’re too cute! Too cute!>HUG
>>3461840>Headpats
>>3461840No words. Only hugs.
>>3461840>>(frantic nodding)
>>3461840>>>(frantic nodding)
>>3461837Don't worry, we will get to see that in Tashigis interlude
>>3461840>(frantic nodding)
>>3461840>You're already hugged. Tell the fluffy one your fears of your Captains soon to be ire with you.
>>3461851You mean Twospaghetti anon. Wielder of Nipasta-style
>(frantic nodding)
>>3461840>Vivi gets kidnapped>Arthur gets kidnappedMan, Captain Guard kinda sucks at this whole "Guarding" biz
>>3461840>>I... I need... a hug...>>(frantic nodding)>>You’re too cute! Too cute!If anything happened to Chopper I'd kill everyone on this ocean and then myself
>>3461857So when does she learn Unlimited Spaghetti works? During the call to Smoker?
>>3461871>When we lewd herBut don't you know anon? Everyday is spaghetti day for the Lieutenant
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>3461875Dice Gods, teach this man a lesson. Lewd Tashigi?
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3461871She’ll learn the Ramen Kendo variation of Ramen Kenpo later on.>>3461860Rolling for big sis to get kidnapped...
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3461878No
>>3461878Very non commital of you there guys.Also>>3461840>(frantic nodding)
>>3461879Tashigi some-fucking-how ends up on the blackbeard ship
>>3461882Smoboss never let's us go out by ourselves again?
>>3461882It's because of her magnificent mustache
>>3461840>Children like candy. You have candy. Give it child mink candy
Oh fuck, I just realised this gives us a perfect excuse not to sink and kill the strawhats with no mercy.There's a child on board!
>trying to desperately catch up on rereading skypiea You nod. Frantically.“Ah... okay? You don’t feel hot? Cold? Nauseous? Dizzy?”“Cute...” you whisper, blinking your eyes dry again. “Um! No. Nooooo, I’m good. So good, Doctor Cuter. Chopper. I said Chopper.”“Your speech seems to be impaired, though. Maybe a quick check-up—““NOOOO! I’m good, honest! Just -“ You cough, steeling your anti-cute defences. This is a person, not an animal! And, well... doctor or not, a child can hardly be a pirate, especially when he’s probably just been dragged along by his irresponsible big brother or father, right? “It was... kind of a shock, waking up on the Strawhat ship, is all. Especially when I was last in a bar with Usopp...”The adorable child frowns, “Usopp... I wonder where he is...?”“Oh? You know him?”His already cute eyes widen. “N-no! I absolutely don’t know him! No-one on the crew’s heard of Usopp! We just know about him from Sogeking!”>Yeah, Usopp’s gonna be so disappointed when he realizes he missed out on a sky island...>Who is this Sogeking guy, anyway?>How DID we get up here?>Other?>>3461884The moustache was so amazing, she got identified as the secret, long-lost son of Gol D Rogers. Now the hunt is on! (Fireplace has no idea how to feel about this.)
>>3461889>We kidnap Chopper>Robin now joins those three who are gunning for the Demon Commander>SHIN>SEN>GUMI DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3461889Damn Strawhats, forcing a child to be a doctor.
>>3461889Clearly we have to take him off that ship when we will be departing.It may not be easy tho, Strawhats probably already brainwashed him to do their bidding.
>>3461893>Do you think Usopp is gonna feel left out because you guys left him in Jaya?Maximum Guilt! Bulli the Chopper!
>>3461902>sanji calls him ‘emergency food supply’>spontaneously develop conqueror’s haki
>>3461893>Yeah, Usopp’s gonna be so disappointed when he realizes he missed out on a sky island...
>>3461893>>Yeah, Usopp’s gonna be so disappointed when he realizes he missed out on a sky island...>>3461902>>3461908SAVE THE BOI
>>3461903But Usopp is the captain of the Usopp Pirates, why would he care about Strawhats waiting for him?
>>3461893>>Yeah, Usopp’s gonna be so disappointed when he realizes he missed out on a sky island...
>>3461893>>Who is this Sogeking guy, anyway?
>>3461913But friends drag friends into ADVENTURE anon. No matter their opinion!
>>3461894>Not Robin falling for Flashmans wiles and natural airheaded cuteness...ahem...manliness>Star crossed lovers on opposite ends of the Law>Flashman wants to see how many weapons she can weild at onceThats not very Daishori of you anon.
>>3461893>Yeah, Ussop is going to be so disappointed he missed out on sky island
>>3461893>Who is this Sogeking? Why does he wear the mask?
>>3461918The Dice Gods answered us last thread and told us that Flashman would have a vanilla Romcom romance with a piratess.I'm honestly ready to believe that Robin is our fated one.
>>3461918Oh no.Is this the start of the rom-com?
>>3461924What's more Shonen than a Romeo and Juliet plot between a woman with infinite hands and a man who will one day wield every weapon known to man?
>>3461918I mean... She canonically does have a thing for cute things...
>>3461924Enies Lobby might be awkward.
>>3461934...Oh no they're perfect for each other!>>3461936>Flashman pushes the button on purpose to destroy Marejois
>>3461918Also FURASHUMAN BEAAAAMMMMMUUUUU wen
>>3461938When Flashman contracts Tuberculosis. And after he learns Swallow Reversal.
>>3461941Clearly Flashman needs to eat some candy soba to level up
>>3461944Thinking about it, how mad would Zoro be if Flashman learned Mumyou Sandazuki and Swallow Reversal?
>“Yeah, Usopp’s gonna be so disappointed when he realizes he missed out on a sky island...” You feel kind of bad for the poor guy. He’s clearly not cut out for the pirate life, but he made it to Jaya to try and get to a sky island - and now you’ve discovered they exist, but he’s already gone.Hopefully he’ll find another way up here. Or go back home and live a peaceful life as a civilian. That’s good too!Doctor Chopper seems upset too. Oh, sea- no, sky-gods, you want to hug him. So much. So much. “I’m sure Usopp w-would just be glad we’re having adventures! Because he sounds like a nice guy! Even though I definitely don’t know him!”“He’s a really great guy,” you agree, forcing yourself not to coo over those big eyes and clenched... hooves? You don’t know how that works. It’s still cute! “Maybe I’ll try to get him a souvenir in case I ever see him again... if there’s sky-people here, maybe they have sky-candy...”Oh no. His eyes.They got BIGGER.“Sky-CANDY?!”“I know, right?!”You can’t see very well, with all the sparkles the two of you at emitting, but it doesn’t matter. Only your sense of taste matters, anyway.“D-do you think they might have cotton-candy made out of CLOUDS?!”“If they don’t, they will when I’m done with them,” you vow.The pair of you devolve into a blissful, sparkling silence as you vividly imagine the purity and sweetness of sky-candy. Too good for this sinful world...A rap on the grabs your attention. “Hey! Chopper, passenger, we’re heading towards some big gates! You might want to come and see!”That’s... the Princess, right? The ‘hostage’ - as if. She sounds waaaaaay too excited and happy, even if you didn’t already know she’s a filthy pirate runaway.>Actually, I’m just gonna have a lie-down for a while longer...>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.>Other?>>3461924If it wasn’t for sharing blood, I’d throw Lola at you.>>3461925F O R B I D D E NBy the way, who was the anon who had a thing for badass facial scarring? ‘Cause, uh...
>>3461954>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.C U T E
>>3461954>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.Try to blend in and all that.
>>3461954>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.When the old lady takes pictures of us, we should definetly give her some tips
>>3461954>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.
>>3461954>go onto the deckFPS (Filthy Pirate Scum) they may be, but if we need to live this experience for our good friend Usopp. His memory will live on!
>>3461934Oh no.>Robin and Flashman fall for each other, hard.>star-crossed lovers>even tho Harry does what he can to steer Marines away from her, Robin gets caught and executed>Flashmans finds her fruit afterwardsTragedy writes itself.
>>3461954>who was the anon who had a thing for badass facial scarring?Excuse me but what.Pls no also you can't stop the rom-com.2 90+ rolls confirmed the will of the gods.
>>3461954>Adventure awaits! Get out there coward and face the first day of your funeral like a man!
>>3461954>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.
Gonna head back now, update sort of soonish but actually not.
>>3461954>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.>>3461964Please no let the devil child live a good life
>>3461952>Extreme jealousy that this empty headed idiot reached the Void before he did>...Wait>Empty headed>Void>Hmmmmmmmm>Tfw we're not even trying and we still manage to make Zolo stronger>That dirty cheater!>As expected from dirty pirates!
>>3461954I'm sorry OP but search your heart, you know that this sappy, diabete inducing romance of two orphans finding a family in each other is fated to be true.Also>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.Let's carry Cutter, I mean, Chopper in our arms as a sign of respect and amity and tots not so we get to hug him on the way
>>3461966She rolled shit but not shit enough to die while on the ‘survive Ace’s furious fiiiiiiire’ roll, so I decided to give her some cool but not actually crippling burns.Would you prefer I had her lose an arm or something? Or blind her? I could do that instead...Also waifuing still deactivated~Leaving now, don’t spill spaghetti everywhere while I’m gone.
>>3461977>She's like Balalaika naoJoke's on you QM, she's still sexy and for lewding!
>>3461975>Flashman must choose between Justice and Family.>Walks away from the Marines to start an Orphanage with Nico Nico>Forced to come back by the World Goverment>Flashman creates Outer Haven
>>3461977Oh ok thanks for making me regret not advocating ending his worthless pirate life.Next time we pull the trigger. Akainu did nothing wrong.
>>3461985Anon yameroooooThat makes Smoboss in this case as The Boss
>>3461977>cool burns...oh no, she's hot...
>>3461977>>3461985>Tashigi's RaidenStop stop stop stop
>>3461988We need to find a lookalike to be our phantom.Who is our Ocelot?Who is Kaz?
>>3461974Zoro is the Musashi to our Kojiro. The Virgil to our Dante. The dirty backstabbing cheater to our clever and totally legitimate techniques.
>>3462006I think we're already Ocelot. What with the quick-draw bonus
>>3461977Thats it.Sorry Vice-Admiral, next time we see your grandson hes fucking dead.
>>3462006Who's quiet?
>>3461954>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.>By the way, who was the anon who had a thing for badass facial scarring? ‘Cause, uh...Ominous.>>3461977Oh, is that all. Had me worried for a moment.Hey, this might even be a good thing. Her bounty photo is from when she was a kid - add the scars on top and she'll be that little bit harder to recognise.>>3461983Good taste.
>>3462013Mina?
>>3462013Sound like it's gonna be Tashigi now. With all the burns and stuff.
>>3462002>Tashigi "I am the lightning, rain transformed"Great, now Zoro is Jetstream Sam
>>3462016What.No.Robin got the burns.
>>3462007FUCK NOW I CAN'T STOP SEEING FLASHMAN DOING TRICKSWORDROYALGUARDTRICKSWORDROYALGUARD
>>3462023I wish I learned how to read Anon.
>>3462023Shit, I also thought it was about our sis.>>3461977OP, explain, who got Aced, Tashisis or Robin?
>>3462026Harry D. Flashman. The D stands for Donguri.>Flashman stingers offscreen
>>3462018NANOMACHINES SON!
>>3461985>Nico Nico>Nico-Nico-Nii!>Anata No Hato Ni Nico-Nico-Nii!>Egao Todokeru Robin Nico Nico~>Nico-Nii tte Oboeteru Rabu Nico~!
>>3461954>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.>sogekingwe inspired usopp an let him take the leap to create sogeking.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!We shold drink more often.At risks of the health of bossman's heart tho...Decisions...>ScarsOk, it's gonne be fun.I dunno if another anon liked them, I had it planned in case one of our weapons broke (never!)On the type, what it is on the Scar-o-meter? scratch. badass scar or blistering ugly deep burn? For reference
>>3462047>those sky-high legs and short garmentsDamn, I actually forgot just how much sex-appeal is Robin oozing at all times.
QM, you uh.Might have made a mistake with giving Robin cool scars.A terrible mistake.We're on the waifu train now.The gods demand such. It creates the most narratively powerful story.Also people now actually want to kill Ace so that's fun too.
>>3462077>We're on the waifu trainWoah there, not all of us are.
>>3462077I don't know if I'm on the waifu train, although I wouldn't be opposed. I am looking up the timetable for the Protect Robin train to see if it arrives at the station while we're in Skypeia.
>>3462031Not OP but pretty sure it's Robin, OP did point out she got pretty shit rolls during Alabasta, and she was at the palace when Ace Firebombed Croc. Plus Ace has left with Garp's ship, which is heading for Marineford. So he shouldn't be in Jaya to roast Sis. >Also people now actually want to kill Ace so that's fun too.People who want to kill him are forgetting that, at the point Robin got those scars, she was a known Baroque Works agent who had no known association with the Strawhats. AKA she was on the team of the guy actively trying to murder Ace's brother. I don't blame him for not bothering to control his flames.
>>3462077I'm definitely on the redisign train.Once I'm finished with miss thursday.And I have the tablet system back online...
>>3462101Well that's the train I intend to catch.
>>3462077>Waifu TrainI may have started that, but I wouldnt call it a train yet. Really, all I want for Flashman is some happiness in the most Shounen way possible. If the Waifu Train demands to be boarded here, with an OC from BPQM, or never at all, all that matters is that it fits narratively and Flashman finds (makes) his family.
>>3462077>We're on the waifu train now.More like we're waiting on the station and QM is delaying the arrival. Its going to happen sometime in the future, but nowhere soon.>Also people now actually want to kill AceI did, but that was when I was convinced it was Tashigi who got broiled. Im still waiting for QM to confirm it was actually Robin. We didn't met her in the quest yet, so Im indifferent to her well-being at this point in time.
Isn't Robin 28 pre-timeskip? Doesn't seem like it'd work out
>>3462118> It's going to happen sometime in the futureNah QM went on record saying that they were uncomfortable with writing romance, so they didn't particularly want to give Flashy a waifu. Can't remember which thread by it's there somewhere.
>>3462112>forgettingI don't think literally anybody is. They evidently just don't care.
>>3462115The thing with Robin is that she literally had no choice but to become a pirate.The WG killed her entire island just for crimes they MIGHT commit and intended the same for her.Considering Flashy is already flaking a little on JUSTICE that certainly won't help his opinion. But I guess we'll see.Narratively it fits.
>>3462115>If the Waifu Train demands to be boarded here, with an OC from BPQM>QM self-inserts as MCs love interest>Flashman becomes gay arachnophiliac living in a lumberjacks log-hut
>All this filthy human loving when we've had the perfect, pure steel waifus at our side this entire time.You damned fools.
>>3462136Weapons are not for lewd.Weapons are family.
>>3462128>Well, originally it was because I think waifus are the easiest way to kill a quest, especially when I don't give a crap about writing romance and would rather have you stabbing/outwitting people and collecting dads. Here we go, I knew I wasn't hallucinating it. From thread 5.
>>3462145amen
>>3462132That's probably the only reason I'd consider Robin. It's far from the worst reasoning and would be fun to see happening.>>3462136Those are our children you mad man. You go too far.
>>3462145Thank you. Nobody wants a repeat of the Mercy debacle.
>3462162Mercy?
>>3462147Indeed.What are your thoughts about roll for 'Flash man getting a vanilla cliché romcom romance' that got 96, followed by QMs own reply roll for 'his romcom romance... with a pirate!' that got 93, both in thread 12?You can't make this stuff up, its just too good.
>>3462182I'd say that dice rolls outside actual roll posts are invalid unless QM desperately wants to use them. Otherwise imagine all the bullshit that could sneak in.Also all this dicefagging is a mistake to begin with. The whitebeard pirate interlude was a mistake, both for the plot and the dicefagging it spawnedAnd considering on the topic on romance QM is option is a solid nah...Besides forcing something a QM isn't supportive of is the quickest way of killing a quest. Burnout is real.
>>3462136For a second after I saw filfthy humans, I thought you were gonna say Mink Waifu...Which I mean yes lets go for best girl Carrot
>>3462118To be perfectly honest, every time players non-jokingly waifu/husbando someone, my urge to write this quest dies a little more.You can write your own romantic or smutty fantasies (off-thread somewhere), but they're not happening in-quest. Honestly, I'm starting to regret trying to be nice and giving Robin cool scarring rather than something more serious, which she frankly should have had based on rolls.Romance isn't going to happen, with anyone, no matter what dice say or how many people push for it.
>>3462168There was briefly a thing about a potential weapon we could call Mercy, probably a misericorde, on account of a smartass comment in response to us supposedly not having any mercy. Then QM told us not to tempt her.Anons proceeded to try and tempt her. It got very ara ara. Much regret was had.
>>3462202I think you just shot up my list of favorite QMs
>>3462199>spoilerWell I'm sorry you have absolutely shit taste anon.
>>3462199>QM is option Wow I can't write today. Should be>QM's opinion>>3462200>FurryN A H
>>3462202Thank you BP. I think sometimes the jokes and giggles can bring some nonsense that doesnt have a place in the quest. One Piece is first and foremost a story about Adventure and Friendship and if that means foregoing romance than so be it.That being said. How far is too far when it comes to meme arrow "what ifs"? Cause while I like making funny things, but I'd rather not shit up a good quest.
>>3462202>Serious scarringIf its not too late then do it. Didn't she get like 16 vs Ace? You were going to give Flashman a serious facial scar with eye damage when we rolled 30-ish against Thursday, if daily crit wasn't around.
>>3462199>I'd say that dice rolls outside actual roll posts are invalid unless QM desperately wants to use them. Otherwise imagine all the bullshit that could sneak in.Defying will of GodsShamefur Dispray
>>3462235Stando Quest is that way anon >>3452368 I think that's more on your level.
>>3462202>To be perfectly honest, every time players non-jokingly waifu/husbando someone, my urge to write this quest dies a little more.I have the same, only with reading stories and people creating bullshit drama around them.>You can write your own romantic or smutty fantasiesHah, I wish I could write.>I'm starting to regret trying to be nice and giving Robin cool scarring rather than something more seriousNow, thats just petty.>Romance isn't going to happen, with anyone, no matter what dice say or how many people push for it.Thats all you ever had to say/repeat when necessary.
>>3462202>says the QM who gave us a seduction skillAight.
>>3462202Go for it if you want to. Not going to lie a blind Robin having to spawn eyes everywhere to see would be super cool. >>3462226>How far is too far when it comes to meme arrow "what ifs"?That is a tricky one. Some what if discussion is fun, but then we have quests like Stand Quest Requiem where the autism annoys both the QM and other players.>>3462235The One True God of this quest has spoken, and decreed that there shall be no waifus.>>3462247Yeah, and made it the only skill in the negatives.
>>3462230Crippling damage from bad rolls is bullshit tho.
>>3462253>Yeah, and made it the only skill in the negatives.We kind of didn't bother with it again though. Regardless it should never have existed in the first place.
>>3462253>Argus Panopties RobinNot gonna lie, thats pretty neat. It also raises the question "What happens when Robin loses a limb?" Can she simply regrow it? Force her devil fruit to stand in? If so, what happens when she's exposed to sea-stone?
>>3462253>Not going to lie a blind Robin having to spawn eyes everywhere to see would be super cool.Terrifying concept. But also very cool. Although putting her around seastone anything would be pretty cruel at that point.
>>3462047NICO-NICO-NIII-CHAN
>>3462254No? What's the point of rolling if the end result is always going to be lol u win or too bad try again? Good rolls should have rewards and bad rolls in should have consequences. Especially bad rolls in high stakes situations.
>>3462237I will consider it. Thanks for recommendation asshole.
>>3462279You must be a champ at Russian roulette, huh?
>>3462237Who pissed in your cheerios anyway?Anon was just trying to have fun.
>>3462202>To be perfectly honest, every time players non-jokingly waifu/husbando someone, my urge to write this quest dies a little more.The only time Quest was serious about getting waifu was at the start with tatoo girl. I don't remember other serious attempts.
>>3462254>>3462293What in your opinion should be result of a set of bad rolls?
>>3462302Certainly not something that should obviously be restricted to Nat 1s
>>3462262It was originally going to be a thing if yu guys wanted to gain some pirate's picture by flirting/seducing her into letting you take photos before you ran off. Then this turned into 'what is photography, I like stabbing things' quest, and thus it became even more of a joke. I'll probably just ditch it to avoid this kind of crap.>>3462244>cool scarringShe SHOULD have had serious injuries. I tried to be nice and make them superficial and not actually a real problem. I feel like the only way to remove the issue to is to get rid of plot armour entirely, down to just letting you guys shoot Zoro next time you see him, but THAT would probably be petty.>that's all you had to sayYes, I've said it. About fifty million fucking times. It gets old.>>3462298In-game? No. In the comments? The weapons weren't too bad because people were mostly joking. Tashigi was a pain in the ass despite me saying forty thousand times nothing was going to happen, and I can now see it happening with Robin. I just can't be bothered any more.
>>3462294Hey, if being clowns is your idea of fun that's fine by me. Mocking them is just my idea of fun.
>>3462293I just like quests not being afraid to stick it to either the player or canon. Quests are entirely shaped by player actions after all.This whole debate reminds me of Stardust Crusader quest where we rolled a nat 1 during a hostage negotiation and got Koichi killed. Duster got so much shit for it but I loved it.>>3462298People are getting pretty serious about Robin in this very thread. Also there was a play for Nami when we encountered her in Loguetown. And all the Sis lewding requests.>>3462305Nat 1 territory in Robin's case would be her getting killed off by getting caught in Ace's fire though.She got shit rolls when defending a literal wall of flame. Injuries should be expected.
Oh my fucking god the QM said shut up so shut the fuck up about this fucking subject you horny losers
>>3462325A spicy ingredient to continue the chaos.Delightful.
>>3462311>Tashigi was a pain in the ass despite me saying forty thousand times nothing was going to happenThat's exactly why they're doing it, dum dum. It's all jokes, everything. I'd say get thicker skin but that feels too insulting.
>>3462320>People are getting pretty serious about Robin in this very thread.>Also there was a play for Nami when we encountered her in Loguetown. And all the Sis lewding requests.Are they getting serious do? I only skim thru them so I could miss something, but are there people that actually were like.>We should vote for hitting on Sis or Robin
>>3462354I think it's just the occasional bouts of derailment that happens when Anons realize Flash is surrounded by and has encounters with good looking women. It can wear thin.Unlucky 13 indeed.
>>3462373Obviously we aren't capable of looking after whats important without a minimum of two father figures in proximity. The answer is simple, collect more dads.
>>3462390Gan Fall dad when?Will he teach us the way of the lance?
>>3462390I hope it's that easy. I like Flashman's dynamic friendships/rivalries with Mina, Tashigi and Miss Thursday.
>>3462390Aside from Gan Fal are there other possible candidates in this arc?>>3462373I guess if you are qm and need to slog thru those posts it could be tiresome. But aside from one Anon i don't really see people getting serious about this. Just your normal pairing when you have anime full of attractive characters
>>3462412The eternal dibs war with Tashigi is probably one of my favorite things. Plus the two are different sides of the same coin.Flashman is the outwardly bumbling hyper competant side and Tashigi is the reliable yet still clumsy side. The two play off each other well as Smoker designated brats.
>>3462421Suprise Whitebeard? Queue a reverse Marineford arc where its Flashman who needs to he saved from the pirates instead of Ace from the marines?
>>3462421It's been pretty constant with Tashigi to be honest. Dice rolls to lewd Sis crop up once a thread.And the less said about Mercy the better. God that was cancer.
>>3462425Yeah. I love that Smoker dismissed idea of dibs by seniority. I hope Tashigi gets that Observation Haki book pretty soon so she can get power up. Who should get it next? Mina or Hat and Sunglasses (their probably could and be capable of reading it together).
Rolled 23 (1d100)I don't suppose now would be a good time to roll to lewd Tashigi? tis merely a jape.
>>3462443>they probably could and be capable of reading it together>they actually somehow learn observation haki in a way that requires them both to pull it off>none of them can do it on his own, they have to do it together every time or it doesn't work>when we mention it to doctor lighthouse, hes stumped
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3462448Well lewds never get high numbers. As it should be.Rolling for papa Gan Fal teaching us how to use lance
>>3462202Sorry OP, we pushed the meme too far. Thank you for being clear and honest about it tho so we know to drop it once and for all.
>>3462459>Hat with the acid acid fruit>Sunglasses wit the basic basic fruitWhen they combine, they are perfectly normal!But they can use haki!It's a fun way to balance them lol
>>3462443>Sunglasses is a prodigy at Observation Haki>For once Mina is stumped. Cant do it no matter how hard she tries>She actually has Conquerors instead>Smoker unsure whether to cry in joy for his daughter or blame Flashman for the trouble she's about to cause
Testing how to roll, if it works then rolling for Robin
>>3462474Oh, one of the guys had a spear/lance with a fire dial if I remember correctly, we should nab that if we can.
Rolled 28 (1d100)2nd try
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3462510You call that a roll?This is a roll.
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>>3462539UhYou uhYou ok there man?
So, off the topic of waifus, has anybody got any cool technique ideas for our protagonist? I've got a few (One less now that Iado's already being used), but I'd like to see if any of the other anons had anything.
I think BP might have given up on us until we stop the waifu discussions so we should probably do that.
>>3462719I mean, not really like anyone has been seriously.Oh well.
>>34627194chan does it again! Anons never dissapoint at scaring women away. I hope OP comes back tho, she was pretty fun.
>>3462757And we were actually on our best behaviour too.:(
>>3462719That shit stopped like an hour or two ago, pretty sure QM is just gone.
>>3462783Unlucky 13 huh?Damn.
Fucking damnit guys I’m gone literally less than a week sand u’ve Scared the QM off. I hope u are happy
Jesus, if one thread of people semi-seriously talking about waifus was enough to break him, than he needs to grow some thicker skin.
>>3462852Or maybe... I fell asleep after being awake for most of last night...Anyhoo, update tomorrow when I've slept some more ans my eyes start functioning properly. I haven't tallied yet and frankly can't even remember what the vote was, so it's still open. If the fox comes back, I'm going out and kicking it. Repeatedly.Night all!
>>3462883Huaaaaah!Night.
>>3462883Night BP. If the Fox keeps waking you up just tie it up in your web.
>>3461985>Walks away from the Marines to start an Orphanage with Nico Nico>>Forced to come back by the World Goverment>Flashman isn't about that crazy marine life>He has an ex-pirate wife, kids, orphans, weapons, and the den-den he kept to think about>He can't afford to risk his life for their sake>But the World Government needs him>Flashman has gotta do >One>Last>Job
>>3463097God damn It anon.
What Flashman really needs is a best friend. Or a lot of them. A lot of them would be fine too.
>>3463097Read all of this in serious, gritty action movie voices.>Smoker: So, the late and great Flashman, living the family man life. I wouldn't have believed it if I wasn't seeing it for myself.>Flashman: Flashman is retired smoboss, it's just....Harry now.>Smoker: I'm not here for "Harry" brat, I'm here for the crazy son of bitch that turned the Marine Corps upside down and made pirates shiver in fear!>Flashman: I can't go back to that, I've got too many people relying on me now. A wife, kids, orphan kids, weapon kids, den-dens I kept after service. A lot of kids is basically what I'm saying here.(Smoboss: you gonna give those den-dens back by the way? | Flashman: pfft no)Smoker: Damn it brat, this is about more than your family. This is about all our families, the world is at stake. Your world government needs you one last time.>Flashman:.....One last job?>Smoker: One last jobFlashman: Well then *pulls out finger guns* you've got your man Fleet Admiral Smoboss
>>3462883Charge the fox with chakra to turn it into a nine-tails
>>3464352found the narutard
>>3464177... I would watch this movie. Except that Smoboss would clearly have kept in contact with his son, so someone clearly messed up there.Also, Mr Speedy plotline coming up in the future, because he's the true hero of the quest.Update when I've finished my massive pancake stack. Mmmm.
>>3464675Mr Speedy interlude?
>>3464715>>3464675>Mr Speedy beating the Golden-Den Mushi into submission to activate the Buster Call as per Flashman's instructions
>>3464715Sounds perfect, I’ll write that instead of the Zoro one. Hardcore lettuce-crunching action!>>3464745The slowest fight in history...>explore PIRATELAND, the ship of SCUM and VILLAINY“We should... probably go,” you whisper into the reverent atmosphere. “To look for cand- I mean. To see what’s happening.”“Y-yes... What’s happening. Exactly!” Chopper gives a small cough (CUTE) and heads towards the door, followed by yourself, tugging your collar a little higher, just in case.Good thing you’re a Mysterious hero/pirate!Most of the Strawhat Scum seem to be crowded on deck, though you can’t see the giant mink anywhere - you try not to glare at the backs of the criminals as they exclaim over the massive set of gates the ship is aiming to pass through. You’re a pirate, now. Gotta play the part.‘HEAVEN’S GATE,’ the sigh over the gates announces. Sounds presumptuous to you.“That waterfall-looking cloud is really a waterfall!” The Witch-Thief is apparently just as awed by the spectacular sight of the pillar of tumbling clouds as everyone else. Admittedly, it DOES look kinda cool. Why didn’t they cover sky islands in the Academy? “It has clouds of different properties falling down!”... you’d say a cloud’s a cloud, but clearly not.“‘Heaven’s Gate’...”“What a bad omen,” the Sogeking guy announces. “It’s like we’re - Well, it doesn’t matter! I’m excited!”“Excited to enter Heaven, huh...?” Lolonoa Asshat suggests, weirdly mocking. Well, you can sort of understand. As pirates, they’re definitely destined for the lowest level of Hell.Not Chopper, obviously!“A-absolutely!” Sogeking nods furiously, already shaking with anticipation. “Wow! Can’t wait! You Strawhats sure have some fun hahahahaaaaaa!!”The princess pats him on the back, clearly encouraged by his enthusiasm, while Zolo and Cheapshot (that trash!) snigger. Weirdoes.“Someone’s coming out,” some guy observes, a hand resting on his undrawn sword hilt. Kohza, you assume - possibly the biggest threat, although he’s had little time to train his power. If you had your seastone cuffs with you...>Keep hanging back for now>Go over to the railings with the SCUM>Other?
>>3464751>>Keep hanging back for nowWe haven't actually seen Luffy yet. Gotta keep our eyes peeled
>>3464751>>Take Photo's of this once in a lifetime opportunity....for Evidence! Yes that!
>>3464751>Go over to the railings with the SC-StrawhatsAt the moment, we're no-one's enemy, and since the Strawhats are ostensibly our ticket to getting back down to the earth, it's time to be affable.
>>3464751>Take pictures of the Sky Island>Take pics of the SCUM by pretending it's for selfies
>>3464751>>Go over to the railings with the SCUM
>>3464755SupportWe need to have something to show for all this
>>3464751>Take Photo's of this once in a lifetime opportunity....for Evidence! Yes that!then>Go over to the railings with the SCUM
>>3464751>Go over the railings with the SCUM>SCRAPBOOK OPPORTUNITY
>>3464763>>Go over the railings with the SCUMI think you missed a word there mate.Unless you plan on murder/suicide
>>3464751If it weren't suicide I would completely advocate>Push the strawhats off the boatBecause whoever we do manage to throw overboard is 100% ded and now the rest are gonna kill us
>>3464779I'm aiming for a sky mermaid.
>>3464763>go over the railings(SPLASH)For anyone who doesn’t read One Piece, I won’t be describing literally everything, so you guys want to read chapter 238 to properly visualise stuff.>everyone say cheeeeeeeeseThe first, most obvious thing - take pictures. Partly because Strawhats, and partly because the sky stuff is actually pretty cool.Tugging your camera from your jacket pocket, you quickly start snapping the surroundings (and Strawhats’ backs) as some old lady comes closer.She... has wings.Okay.You take a picture of her too, because wings.And she’s taking pictures of you guys. Okay.As you get close enough to hear, she calls out, “Are you here for sightseeing, or to fight?” Then, lowering the camera, “Actually, it doesn’t matter why you’re here. If you want to go up, each person must pay a one billion aigusu entrance fee. That’s the law.”... What the crap is aigusu? And - do you technically come under this place’s law? Is it affilitiated with the World Government? Maybe it is, but just classified? Cruuuuud, you have no idea...You ignore Strawhat’s yelling over her being an angel (impossible) or the Witch Thief’s question over not having money. If they don’t want to pay, you need to be ready for when they attack he-“You can still go up,” the old lady states, sounding bored, followed by a chorus of confusion and cheers from the pirate dumbasses. You take another couple of pictures, just because. “Also... if you don’t want to go up, it’s okay too,” she continues, as you carefully step closer to the railings (and pirates). “I’m not a guard or soldier... I just want to know your intention.”... Lady, they’re pirates. They want to rob everyone. Do you not see the jolly roger? Do you not have pirates here?(1/2)
Do you have to protect an entire civilization of winged people from the depredations of a Revolutionary pirate crew by yourself?! Are they gonna rob them, or establish some kind of secret Revolutionary base in the sky?! Or both?!You gnaw on your lip like it’s a chewy candy. But less tasty.“Then we’ll go!” At least Strawhat isn’t ordering anything malicious right now. “We want to go to sky island, even though we don’t have the money, granny!”“Really? Ten people and a duck, right?”You look to the side, to see Strawhat’s confused face. No-one seems bothered by the fact you’ve slipped among them, wriggling your way in like the expert infiltrator you are! Brilliant!“Um - how do we get up?” Strawhat sure seems weedier than you expected, even knowing his bounty photo... maybe being rubber doesn’t encourage visible muscle development? His brother and grandfather seemed to pack it on easily enough.The ship - rocks, knocking you off balance, two huge pincers appearing over the side of the ship, and with the old woman’s casually-called explanation of the ‘Speedy Shrimp’, the goddamn thing starts hurtling up the ‘waterfall’ of clouds, carrying the ship on its back, as the screams of panic and excitement ring out.... This is fine.>Try to take a picture of particular pirate while everyone’s guard is down!>Say something? (What?)>Panic and cling onto someone so you don’t fall!>Other?
>>3464799>Panic and cling onto someone so you don’t fall!
>>3464799>>Try to take a picture of particular pirate while everyone’s guard is down!>>Hold onto Chopper...To make sure he doesn't fall off. No other reason. Really.
>>3464795So ends the journey of Harry Flashman.>>3464799>Try to take a picture of particular pirate while everyone’s guard is down!hoping for chopper
>>3464799>>Hold onto Chopper...To make sure he doesn't fall off. No other reason. Really.>>Acquire selfie
>>3464799>>Panic and cling onto someone so you don’t fall!
Everyone okay with clinging on to Doctor Cutie?
>>3464826YES
>>346482610-4 captain.
>>3464826Make it random
>>3464826Yes
>>3464826Hug that boy. Safety in fluff or something.Thinking about it, Enel will probably push Flashmans Justice buttons so hard he may blow a gasket. Followed by getting his shit royally pushed in.
>he has a doctorate in ADORABLENESSThe caravel is at - almost 90degrees (direction, not temperature), so you react on sheer instinct; hang on, and grab the innocent child!(The cuddly, fluffy child... purely to make sure he doesn’t fall. Naturally.)One hand slams out to grab onto a railing as the Strawhats do the same to any nearby part of the ship, while your other hand lunges to snag Chopper and yank him close. It’d be nice if you could manage picture too, but with both holding on to a) the ship and b) the civilian, that’s unfortunately impossible.“Wha-agh! Thank you!” Aaaaaa~ too cute as he goes from flailing in sudden panic to grabbing right back. Kohza confirms his identity in your mind as he glazed into sand to supportthe duck from falling, too.Smoboss is gonna murder you, you think tiredly, as the shrimp races merrily ‘upstream’, over a ribbon of coiling, winding cloud.“This thing was probably artificiallly made, right?” You can barely tell who’s yelling, above all the wind, but at least the Strawhats aren’t yelling any more.“There’s something written at the top!”“It’s an exit!”You tighten your grip on the wide-eyed deer mink, as you stare up towards the sign embedded in the cloud.“Godland Skypiea!!?l“It’s not an exit!” No shit, genius. “It’s an entrance!”You duck your head, twisting your arm further around the railing so you extend it to hold onto your cap, as the shrimp-and-ship emerges violently into another sea of clouds, massive island coming into view as the Strawhats exclaim.You peer down at the excited doctor(?), looseningmyour grip on the railing now the ship’s at a decent, respectable angle. “Are you all right?”“Yes! Thanks for looking out for me.” He taps your arm lightly with a hoof, eyes still fixed on the shoreline ahead. “You can put me down now!”>Maybe I should hold onto you... in case an under-cloud monster attacks.>(put him down and take photos)>(put him down and interact with someone [who?])>Other?
>>3464869>>(put him down and take photos)
>(put him down and take photos)
>>3464869>(put him on our shoulders take photos)
>>3464869>Put him down and actually take photos for once (ew work)
>create Scrapbook-chanReluctantly, you place Chopper down. Carefully. Then you pat his hat. “Be careful...” you start to say, but he’s already throwing himself back by the railing to chatter with everyone about the island.... This ship... definitely isn’t childproof.Wait. You have a job to do! (Ew.)Taking a deep breath of the thin air, you pull the camera out again, and start casually taking pictures of the surroundings... and the Strawhats. By accident, of course.You’re juuuust taking a snap of the surroundings which conveniently includes an excellent shot of Kohza, when you feel a tap on your shoulder. You turn to see>(Select CRIMINAL SCUM)
>>3464913>LuffyIronically like the only strawhat we haven't met
>>3464913>Luffy
>>3464913>>(Select CRIMINAL SCUM)>ViviLuffy'd be my second choice, but oh well.Though it'd be hilarious if we picked Kohza.
>>3464913>>The...Duck?
>>3464913Ruffy (luffy)He is the captain, probably curious about us
>Luffy
>>3464913>Vivi
>>3464913Supporting Duck vote>>3464921
>>3464917i feel like the moment we meet luffy there will be stupid singulairty
>>3464935So either, we perfectly understand each other, and no one else does, or we both leave the conversation with completely different interpretations of what just happened?
>>3464935We both will feed off the other's dumbness and get more idiotic as the conversation continues?
>>3464935>>3464955We stare into each other's eyes and from the combined chaotic stupidity somehow mindmeld and can now communicate telepathically from no matter where we are
>monkey timeHOLY SHIT, IT’S STRAWHA-Oh, wait, you’re on his ship. Right.He stares up at you with unabashed curiosity. Then jams a finger up his nose.......“Hey, mystery-guest,” he chirps, all cheerful and trying to lull you into a false sense of security. Well, nice try, pirate! But you know how CUNNING and EVIL the Strawhats are!“‘S’up,” you say, being the cool, calm and collected pirate that you are.“Sogeking said you’re a pirate,” he goes on, still trying to get your guard down. Here comes the interrogation, huh? “Are you the Captain?”“No, I’m-““Are you a musician?”“N-no...?”“Hmmmmmmmmmmm.” You stares at you, like you’ve disappointed him somehow. Jerk. “So what DO you do?”>(Yeah, what the hell is your job, anyway?)
>>3464961That's going to make our little game of Cat And Mouse an absolute nightmare for SmoBoss
>>3464955Obviously we become best pals, create a stupid singularity which brings the Stupid-Stupid fruit into existence, and somewhere on the seas Smoboss and Shanks shed a tear for they know the end has come.
>>3464967>>I'm the eye candy!
>>3464967>>Mostly to look pretty, take a picture or two, and regularly stumble into situations I have no business being in.
>>3464967>Photographer.
>>3464967>Photographer
>>3464967>"Im an artist. I take photos of things I'd like to paint and work when Im off the seas. I aim to be the first to paint Raftel!"
>>3464967>>>I'm the eye candy!Clearly we think it's so we can keep a lookout for candy. Our crew are just too nice/mean to tell us otherwise.
>>3464967Supporting>>3464980
>>3464975+1
>>3464967>not going full chuuni>I see through the facade of this world to the filthy truth beneath and record it for all the world to see!
I hope Enel dies.I want his damn fruit.
>>3464996Nah, that’s for Sunglasses to eat.
>>3464996Calm down Satan. Do you really want to unleash that upon the Grand Line?
>>3464997>Not feeding it to our weapon children>Not having a sword that turns into lightning
>>3465000I was about to say....Or we could find a fruit for big sis?
>>3464996Nah man we need to get the fruity drink fruit or something candy related.
>>3465003Tashigi Raiden? Flashman collects Dads while Smoker seems to collect Logia users.
>>3464998You don't?It's a ridiculous fruit and one of the few fruits that can just laugh off Ace's flames for when his sudden but inevitable betrayal occurs.Also I think Lightning Flashman is a cool moniker.Also Electricity can synergise with our weapons.
>>3465008I never said I didnt. Im more worried about the ulcer Smoboss is gonna have. We may even cause him to smoke so many cigars he actually gets cancer.
>>3464997>Nah, that’s for Sunglasses to eat.exactly
>>3465021He's made of smoke.The chainsmoking merely increases his power.
>>3464997>>3465024But that's not the base-base fruit.
>>3465025The Cancer-Cancer fruit
>>3465032Move over Marco, there's a new regenerator in town.
>mixture“Photographer,” you say easily. “I also look pretty and get into trouble a lot. Sometimes I paint.”“Hm, hm,” Strawhat vague-noises, nodding as if in deep thought. The nose-picking kind of detracts from it. “Noooooo.... we don’t need you.”“... Thanks.”“It’s okay, we don’t need Sogeking either,” Strawhat confides, as if to encourage you. “We already have a sharpshooter! But you guys can stay with us for a while, as long as you’re not boring and don’t eat my meat.”“.......... Thanks?” You wanna shoot him. Pistol-chan also wants to shoot him. You know this to be true. Also, how is this dumba- no.Of course.This kid’s a goddamn genius, and an expert actor. He almost had you thinking he was a total idiot! Despite working for Dragon himself, despite recruiting a crew this dangerous, despite having found a way to a freakin’ SKY ISLAND, you still almost fell for his act!You need to stay alert, and deep undercover, if this guy thinks for one second that you’re a Marine, let alone the one who got his brother all Shichibukaied up...“You can have any meat I get in the future, in payment for your help, Captain,” you politely add, as though you’ve fallen for his act. Two can play at that game!The punk grins at though, bouncing on his feet. “Oh, that’s even better! You’re an okay guy, Mystery Guest!”“My name’s Arthur.”“Okay, Mystery Guest!”He must be doing that on purpose. No-one could be dumb enough to get someone else’s name blatantly wrong like that...>Well, these photos aren’t gonna take themselves!>Hey, how about I take some pictures of all your crew here? As souvenirs!>Soooo... you’re okay with a couple of random strangers being on your ship?>Other?
>>3465052>>Hey, how about I take some pictures of all your crew here? As souvenirs!
>>3465052>Hey, how about I take some pictures of all your crew here? As souvenirs!
Close vote, but I’m gonna call it here. Might take a while to tally.
>>3465068>Scrapbook-chan: I am growing stronger
>>3465071>+1 Scrapbook-chan awakening?
Our Luffy Nickname™ should totally be Art-guy
>>3465086>Art-guy...Absolute perfection.
>>3465086We also want to get on this fiendish guys good side, so from now on he's strawboss
>a plan so cunning you could become professor of cunning at oxford universityDespite your face being mostly hidden, you slip on the most innocent expression you can. “Hey, how about I take some pictures of all your crew here? As souvenirs!”THE FOOL. He looks delighted! You have him now! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO~!“Sure, if they want,” he says.Good enough. You give him a thumbs-up, and take it as permission to take more blatant pictures. “Thanks, Strawhat!” Thanks for SCREWING YOURSELF, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA“No problem, Mystery Guest!”.... You still wanna shoot him.“We’re coming ashore!” The call from Cheapshot interrupts, the duck and Kohza already jumping overboard like lunatics. Well, it’s not like a caravel is as high as a regular Marine ship, you guess...“LAND!” Strawhat yells, and... slingshots himself over onto the beach. Okay.>Follow Strawhat. The main target...>Take advantage of the crew’s distraction to check over the ship, in case you can sabotage it.>Make nice with the rest of the crew (who?) to drop their guards.>Other?>>3465086Mmm, Yes, stealing that one for later.Also, heading home now, updates after that and food.
>>3465102>>Take advantage of the crew’s distraction to check over the ship, in case you can sabotage it.
>>3465102>>Make nice with the rest of the crew (who?) to drop their guards.Know your enemy. Imagine having to explain to Doctor Cute why you're boring holes in the hull.
>>3465102>>Follow Strawboss. The main target...
>>3465102>Follow Strawhat. The main target...
>>3465108And, I guess Vivi. Perhaps she can yet repent from her VILE PIRATE WAYS.
>>3465102>Get Chopper, the search for Sky Candy has begun!
>>3465102>>Make nice with the rest of the crew (Vivi) to drop their guards.
>>3465102>Make nice with the rest of the crew (who?) to drop their guards.Vivi
>>3465102>follow that strawboss
>>3465102>Follow Strawhat. The main target...Strawboss and Art Guy's excellent adventure
>>3465102>Follow Strawhat. The main target
>>3465102 #>>Make nice with the rest of the crew (Vivi) to drop their guards.
>>3465086I'll point out that Art-guy is an anagram of Tra-guy
>Follow Strawhat. The main target...
>>3465143Absolutely beautiful.Art is literally Tra backwards.
Does anyone not want to call him Strawboss? >>3465143Confirmed for soon-to-be Art-guy.
>>3465102>>Make nice with the rest of the crew (who?) to drop their guards.>Vivi
>>3465152He doesn't deserve it.
>>3465152Well, he's not really our boss? Even he agrees that we're but a temporary passenger.Strawcaptain perhaps? As that is what he is...
>>3465197StrawCap? That'd never take off.
>>3465232You're right, HatCap perhaps?
6-5 for following StrawHost versus Princess Vivivivivivivi, writing.
>>3465256We could just call him BeetleGeist>>3465269StrawHost is terrible and I love it.
>follow the not-leader (he's just not that interested in you...)While Zolo and Cheapshot bicker over the viability of anchors in a sea made of cloud, and the woman and Sogeking (and Chopper!) wait for the ship to get closer, you activate your amazing jumping abilities, and throw yourself after the Strawhatted captain of villainy.Whatever he tries to get up to, you'll be right there to stop him. Sure, you're not strong enough or stupid enough to take on the while crew at once, but maybe you can nudge whatever insidious plans they have off course.And rescue Chopper at the end, naturally. The poor kid will hardly be thrilled to be separated from the people he obviously adores, even if you DON'T have to beat up or kill any of them in front of him, but you hardly leave the sweet little thing here, can you? Even without all the danger, what if some asshole at HQ gives him a bounty! He shouldn't have his entire life screwed just because he got dragged onto a pirate ship!Plus... cute.The 'shore' is made of weird, soft cloud coated by the waves of misty cloud, and it's not difficult to run on, although the air is still different enough that you doubt you could move at top speed for long.Strawhat is faster than you, but you catch up easily enough as he explores the beach, exclaiming over the palm trees that line it. Whatever their fruit is, you don't recognize it.... You take a picture anyway.Kohza, meanwhile, seems to be testing to see if there's any actual sand on the beach, but nope. Just cloud.>Say something (What?)>Explore the beach.>Try Ka-tan out, see how effective she is with your lowered oxygen.>Other?
>>3465368>>Try Ka-tan out, see how effective she is with your lowered oxygen.Let the poor girl stretch her legs. And figure out how combat viable Flashman is up here.
>>3465380Can Zoro see us?
>>3465368>>Try Ka-tan out, see how effective she is with your lowered oxygen.
>>3465368>Explore the beach.>>3465380Id say refrain from bringing out any weapons but hammer-san + gun. Zoro got a good look at them in Alabasta and Loguetown, and Nami and Sanji did at Loguetown too. Too risky.
>>3465389Also BPQM do we have any spare cannonballs for throwing or just the meteor hammer?
>>3465368>>Explore the beach.
>>3465368>>>Try Ka-tan out, see how effective she is with your lowered oxygen.Hopefully Zoro won't recognise us as long as we don't actually dual wield/use our jitte
>>3465389He could, but he and Sanji are talking right now. It'll be harder for him to recognize Ka-tan seeing as you've only got one sword out, but from this distance and as he's not paying attention, you can get away with it.If you actually sparred he'd recognize your moves, but a brief run-through to check your ability should be fine.So don't fight with Ka-tan in front of him, but I'm assuming you're turning and using cover not to let him have a good look at Ka-tan in general.>>3465398No, but you could get some from the Merry if you wanted (to traumatize Luffy).
>>3465368>Explore the beach.
>>3465368>>Explore the beach.Sorry Ka-tan. You need to stay in the bag until it's time for the dramatic reveal.
>>3465396Good point. Counterpoint, Ka-tan and Cut-chan are standard marine issue. Nothing special about them. Flashman's style is unique, not his swords.
>>3465368>Other>Try meteor hammer out, see how effective you are with it.If we're keeping all other weapons hidden to avoid being recognised, then we're going to be using the newest addition to our family a lot. If we're shite using it we can blame it on the lack of oxygen rather than our inexperience.
Should I assume you guys put Ka-tan in the duffle bag with the rest of the weapons while you were in the cabin? The rest of your weapons are still in said cabin, by the way.If no vote changes/additions soon, I'll call for explore.
>>3465415Even if they are marine issue all the Strawhats probably know that Ensign Flashman is the guy with all the weapons. Us bringing out a bunch more (keeping in mind we're already armed with hammer and gun) might raise red flags with the more observant members. Also if Zoro recognizes them as marine issue that might be a problem, especially as Flashman's cover story is he has marine inflicted PTSD. (Gun won't be an issue because the only one who'll know it's marine issue is MAYBE Usopp, and he's got bigger things to worry about)Hammer is the safest bet because no one has seen Flashman using it.
>>3465441I'll vote explore.Also we should grab a few cannonballs for our Duffle bag when we get the chance.
>explore the mystery beachWell, it doesn't really look like Strawhat can do much piracy or Revolutionary nonsense right now... considering he's climbing a palm tree... to get a fruit.Right.With that in mind, you give yourself a little while to mentally squeal lime a five year old over the fact you're on a frigging SKY ISLAND and set out to explore, just as the ship finishes docking and the other start coming ashore.>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3465460
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>3465460
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3465460
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3465460C'mon, shenanigans!
>68Pick 1 to find. You might want to read the Dials page on the One Piece wikia for their exact description. Obviously Flashy just thinks it's a really pretty shell.>Breath Dial>Flavor Dial>Lamp Dial
>>3465522>>Lamp Dial
>>3465522>>Breath Dial
>>3465522Breath Dial.
>>3465522>>Breath DialDoesn't this do the same thing as the flavor dial anyway? + aircurrent stuff>No Flash DialI can't believe this.
>>3465522>Breath Dialshame Flash Dial is made for us maybe we will find one
>>3465522>>Breath DialHoly shit, yeah. Not as good as the Jet Dial but still, good for movement. According to the wikia, it actually does most of the Flavor Dial's job as well...
>>3465522>>Lamp DialSometimes, you just need dramatic lighting.
>>3465522>Breath DialChances of us needing to make a quick getaway is 100%, and this will help a lot.
>>3465543Not One Piece canon, but I'm saying if you want a general flavour then Breath Dial is fine, but if you want it more nuanced (such as capturing a Sanji-made meal's taste with all the details), you need a Flavor Dial.Looks like Breath wins pretty easily, anyway.>>3465538You're Flashy enough.
>>3465522>Breath DialOh god kami-e turning us into literal paper and this will make the best combo. We might not even need a vehicle.
>>3465582We just turn ourselves into a paper glider and float away while cackling/making corny threats
>scent and gases are good, but you're not powering a waver with this little thing...You pause in your wanderings along the beach as you kick... a shell? The sky has shells as well as fish-things? How does that even work?You pick it up, gazing at it curiously as you turn it. Yup. Just a regular looking shell. Not made of cloud, either.You shrug, sticking it in your pocket. It's kind of pretty, and there don't seem to be other shells lying around... maybe these are rare? It's a nice little souvenir, anyway.>Head back to the Strawhats.>Do you hear... music?>Other?
>>3465610>>Do you hear... music?
>>3465610>Do you hear... music?
>>3465610>>Do you hear... music?Can't wait for us to get drunk and then kidnapped by Skypieans next
>>3465610>Do you hear... music?Who dis
>heso muddafukkersThe music, faint sound of some kind of stringed instrument, catches your attention.Being a curious kind of guy armed with unfamiliar weaponry in unfamiliar territory, where your only backup are pirates, you cleverly decide to check it out.Not far ahead, there's a woman - young one this time, but still winged - sitting on a large boulder, tightening the strings of some kind of lyre or harp, giving them a few plucks to check their tone.>Hi, sky-lady!>(polite cough)>(Head back to the Strawhats, let them know The Truth Is Out There)>Other?
>>3465666>(polite cough)
>>3465666>>(Head back to the Strawhats, let them know The Truth Is Out There)I'm not saying it's aliens, but...
>>3465666>(Head back to the Strawhats, let them know The Truth Is Out There)>666Oh my god even prospective interactions with women are cursed.
>>3465666>TAKE A PICTURE QUICK ITS A REAL ANGEL
>>3465666>>(polite cough)
>>3465666>(Head back to the Strawhats, let them know The Truth Is Out There)Get some major brownie points with Cheapshot by pointing him to an actually attractive angel thing
>>3465666Supporting pictures of sky mermaid for scrapbook-chan>>3465674
>>3465673>666It's not an angel, it's a demon!
>>3465666>>3465674Has to be done.
>>3465666>>3465674Supporting.Maybe we can use it to bribe Sanji too.
>>3465674Yes, this
>One Piece Bounty Photographer Quest>Become War-Lord of Weapons>One Piece Genuine Pirate Quest>Become Shutterbug SupremeAt least we're using the camera.
>>3465689Don't worry BP, it just took us 13 threads to become a photographer>>3465666>>Hi, sky-lady!>>TAKE A PICTURE QUICK ITS A REAL ANGEL
>>3465666>>3465674Supporting
Rolled 41, 79, 53 = 173 (3d100)>>3465717>>3465743I'm so proud of you all. It brings tears to my many spidery eyes.>it's a hotter angel than the previous one, you'll take itThis calls for...P H O T O G R A P H SYou raise your camera, and find the perfect angle (angle, angel, heh) to capture a good shot. What with the camera being made for stealthy picture-taking, there's no sound for her to hear, and you're still a fair distance anyway.You doubt most people would believe the wings are real, but still. YOU know it's an actual sky-lady - with a cute little fox thing sitting at her side, as well - and that's what counts!... Plus, if Smoboss and Tashigi are impressed, they might be less likely to brutally murder you. Would Mr Speedy even work up here? How DO den dens work? Are snails magic?... Is there a den den zoan out there?Wait. Pictures. Right.You take final snap, as the lady holds her instrument up to check it.>Return to the Strawhats>Approach angelady (say/do what?)>Go back to thinking about Den Den Zoans. Weird or cool? Hmmmm.>Other?Rolling for Stuff.
>>3465802>>Go back to thinking about Den Den Zoans. Weird or cool? Hmmmm.
>>3465802>>Approach angelady (say/do what?)>>>Heya Skylady!
>>3465802>>Return to the Strawhats
>>3465802>>Go back to thinking about Den Den Zoans. Weird or cool? Hmmmm.W-would that make you into the worlds best cellphone?Could you call any other Den Den?......Could you call in a buster call?
>>3465802>>Go back to thinking about Den Den Zoans. Weird or cool? Hmmmm.I have thought about it before. Or rather, a Radio Radio Fruit that lets you have the powers without turning into a snail-man aberration
>>3465802>>Go back to thinking about Den Den Zoans. Weird or cool? Hmmmm.It'd be pretty great if you could essentially talk to or hijack other Den Dens and essentially take over an entire communication network. Or maybe you can start a...Den Den Revolution
>>3465802>Approach angelady (say/do what?)Are your wings sore? Because you probably have to fly everywhere around here, huh?
Seems a fitting time to post this.
>Go back to thinking about Den Den Zoans. Weird or cool? Hmmmm.
>>3465802>Go back to thinking about Den Den Zoans. Weird or cool? Hmmmm.
>>3465819Supporting
>>3465802>>Approach angelady (say/do what?)>>Heya Skylady!
>>3465802>>Go back to thinking about Den Den Zoans. Weird or cool? Hmmmm.>sit and listen to the music
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>3465849What the fuck.Also, going to bed, night all and thanks for playing! ... Rolling for Golden Den Den zoan.
>>3465802>Approach the angel. Just to double check those dirty pirate scum didnt actually kill you instead.Day 4 of rereading One Piece. Dammit Oda, making me cry over a boat.
>>3465901MERYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>3465894In case you didn't know it's a panel from Berserk. Basically you get these things called Behlits that only activate when the owner hits Rock Bottom.Then they are given the choice to sacrifice the thing/people most dear to them for demon powers.This guys demon form is a snail with legs.
>>3465919I mean, most apostles' demon form are shit desu. I think that apart from the loli moth, the smoke emperor, nospheratu and the dragon bois, there really isn't an apostle that got an aesthetically pleasing transformation.At least, he wasn't transformed into a literal nose man or rag like some others were.
>>3465802>>>3465802 #>>>Approach angelady (say/do what?)>>>>Heya Skylady!
Probably lateish updates today, going to go see Avengers. 3hrs long, what the hell?
>>3468104>3 hours of soulless capeshitWhy would you punish yourself like this?
>>3468111>3 hours of soulless capeshitKeep your plebeian tastes to yourself
>>3468111I have no idea, I didn't actually see the previous two Avengers movies. Or the 2nd Thor one. I guess I'm a masochist.
>>3468113>tfw Captain America bails on Marvel>tfw even Robert Downey Jr. bails on Marvel
>>3468113Anon it's literally as soulless as you can possibly get.
>>3468118Wait, did they quit Marvel? I don't keep up with celebrity stuff.
>>3468126It's more that they had contracts for a certain number of films, and neither feels the need to sign another.
>>3468138So they're going to make twenty million more Spiderman movies instead? Gotcha.
Okay, it sold out, so 5.30pm showing instead. I'll run a few updates soon.
>7 for contemplating Den Den zoans, 6 for approaching sky-lady. understandable, Den Dens are way cooler than angels(Photography +2 by the way, because I keep forgetting to mention it.)Now that then pictures are done, you can turn your thoughts back to a far more important matter.Den Den zoans.Are Den Dens actually natural animals, or were they somehow engineered? Even if they aren’t natural, neither are mythical beasts, and there are still zoans of THEM, so it’s not like it should matter, right? And putting physical possibility aside, what would such a zoan look like? Would the Den Den form be human-sized? What about the type of Den Den? There are different ‘models’ for dogs and the like, so would there be a baby Den Den zoan and a transponder zoan, for example? Would the user have the full capabilities of their respective Den Den? Would they be able to call normal Den Dens with the power, or only other Den Den users? Would normal Den Dens be able to call THEM? What about listening on other people’s calls? How would the facial mimicry work? Would they be able to alter voices to make fake calls? Would they have literally ANY actual combat powers? How much lettuce could a Den Den zoan eat in one sitting?“-thur?”What would one of those mid-way forms look like? Would they have the shell? The face? The little stalk eyes? If they’d had the stalk eyes, would they keep their human eyes? That could be useful for fullly watching a battlefie-“ARTHUR!”You blink. And turn to look at Sogeking. “Yes?”“... Are you all right?”Why wouldn’t you be? “Yeah, I’m good. Why?”“R-right... You saw the angel, yeah?”Another look shows that the angel-lady has left her giant rock, instead cutting open one of those giant fruits Strawhat was climbing to get. When did that happen?“All right, enjoy!” She passes the fruit over to Strawhat (there’s a straw in it now? The hell?), and you glance back at Sogeking.>Hey, Sogeking, want a picture with the angel?>Man, I feel sorry for Usopp...>Sogeking, how do you know the Strawhats, anyway?>Other?
>>3468185>>Hey, Sogeking, want a picture with the angel?>>Man, I feel sorry for Usopp...
>>3468185>Man, I feel sorry for Usopp...>Hey, Sogeking, your a friend with Usopp right? Want a picture with the angel so we can show it to him as a prove?
>>3468185>>>Hey, Sogeking, want a picture with the angel?>>>Man, I feel sorry for Usopp...There's one really good One Piece fic which has a Den Den with the noise noise fruit, but now I'm annoyed ive never seen anyone do a den den zoan...
>>3468185>>>Hey, Sogeking, want a picture with the angel?>>>Man, I feel sorry for Usopp...
>>3468197>goodGonna be honest with you, it went completely shit once they entered the Grand Line proper and the filler arcs just made the whole thing absolutely stupid.
>>3468206Eh, my main complaint about This Bites, is the bloat. And the absolutely obscene chapter lengths. It makes it something of a chore to read.
>usopp is best friend now“Man, I feel sorry for Usopp...” you sigh. You bet he’d love to see and meet a real, live angel. His crew are probably okay people too, you can’t imagine him letting regular psycho pirates on board. “Hey, Sogeking, want a picture with the angel?”You can’t see his face behind all the bandages and goggles, but the way he perks up is obvious. “Well, if you’re going to take photos anyway...”“Sure, sure, go ahead!” You motion him away, smiling sweetly even though he can’t see it behind your collar. Sogeking doesn’t have a bounty, and you’re not sure if he’s actually a pirate... but he’s pretty chummy with the Strawhats (and presumably Usopp), so there’s a good possibility. If you can get a good shot of him just in case, that’d be perfect.Plus, you know, Usopp might like a picture of his buddy and a real, not-actually-divine-but-still angel.While Strawhat (and Chopper!) are in raptures over the taste of the fruit juice, Sogeking gets the angel lady’s attention, pointing over at you.“Oh, a picture! That sounds good!” Score! “Could I have a copy? I’ve never met Blue Sea travellers before.”“I can’t really print them out here,” you admit, adjusting the camera settings for the best light, “but if anyone has a visual Den Den or another camera, I’m sure it could be arranged?”Sogeking nods eagerly, along with Chopper. Strawhat’s too busy fetching more fruit, while the rest of the crew approach.“There’s a Vision Dial at home we can use,” angel lady happily suggests as you start taking photos. You have no idea what a Vision Dial is (except that it apparently takes pictures), but she’s apparently so naive that she’s inviting pirates into her home. Presumably she doesn’t KNOW they’e pirates, but still...Maaaan, this is another person you’re going to have to add to the ‘look after’ list along with Chopper and possibly Sogeking, isn’t it?“Hey, take pictures of us, too!”... Thank you, Witch Thief. For FALLING INTO YOUR CUNNING TRAP, OHOHOHOHOHO~!While Conis introduces herself, you happily agree to take more bount- uh, souvenir photos of pirate trash, for printing back on the ground.(Acquired good photos of all the Strawhats you know of! Plus the Mysterious Sniper King. And Chopper. Lots of pictures of Chopper...)Suckers.Zolo interrupts your internal cackling. “Hey, something’s coming from the sea!”“Ah, it’s my dad,” Conis says, as though a guy riding some kind of weird sea-bike thing is totally normal. Which, to be fair, it might be up here,You promptly take pictures of it.(1/2)>>3468197I’ve had it recommended to me, but then I look at the wordcount and nope myself away.
>Hang back. The less you involve yourself, the easier it’ll be to slip away if needs be.>Stick by Chopper. At some point you might need to grab him and run, if there’s any danger.>Stick by Strawhat. Smoboss might have called dibs, but if you can take him down when no-one’s looking...>Stick by Zolo. You have dibs on him, dammit! Dibs! Stabby stabby dibs!>Other?
>>3468226>Stick by Strawhat.>Realize that we're terribly outnumbered and probably shouldn't try to capture them when we're terribly high into the sky.
>>3468227>>Stick by Chopper. At some point you might need to grab him and run, if there’s any danger.>>Fuck it, may as well grab him right now. Don't want those dangerous pirates to hurt him. No other motives. I swear.
>>3468227>Stick by Strawhat. Smoboss might have called dibs, but if you can take him down when no-one’s looking...Not that I imagine we can take him down, but better to get into the head of this evil mastermind.
>>3468226>I’ve had it recommended to me, but then I look at the wordcount and nope myself away.Probably the best choice. It's fun for a while, but it doesn't take long for the constant braggadocio to start grating, for the story to lose focus, and for the growing chapter length to gradually sap all will to keep reading. Sooner or later, it stops being an entertaining read and becomes a chore.>>3468226>>Stick by Chopper. At some point you might need to grab him and run, if there’s any danger.
>>3468226>Other>Take photos of the strawhats in action. They might be useful as a means of gauging their capabilities.
Two for the criminal mastermind, two for the adorable fluffball, one for general picture-taking.I hate stations of canon, but there’s really nothing Vivi/Kohza/Carue/whatever would do to change things right now.... Unless I throw Blackbeard at you. Hmmmm...>>3468235Nearly 1.5million words... I’ve read longer, but I have a dozen books on my shelf waiting to be read before I even get into online stuff. Kudos to the author for actually putting out so much, though, rather than dropping it, I can respect the dedication.
>>3468226>Stick by Chopper. At some point you might need to grab him and run, if there’s any danger.
>>3468231Support>>3468244They haven't even gotten to the timeskip yet, though that'll actually be the best time to read it, as they plan to stop writing completely once they get to it and wait for one piece to end. Which is insane but I respect it.
Chapters 239 and 240 for anyone who can’t recall and wants to check the manga to know what the hell’s going on in the background,>>3468260Oops, sorry, I already called for a Chopper at the deciding vote and wrote it. I’ll try to mention when I call in future.Also, the author’s plan is indeed batshit.>doctor cutieWhile Conis’ dad - Pajaya - comes ashore via smashing himself into a tree, and introduces himself, you ever-so-casually make your way over to Chopper.You’re still not sure whether he’s actually some kind of prodigy doctor, or just gets called that because he knows a little first-aid, but he’s a civilian child, which means he’s under your protection. And when the time times, as it inevitably does with you, that some dumbass picks a fight, you’re going to be letting the pirates handle it while you actually look after the innocent here.Plus, excellent excuse to pick him up again.“So, why are you with the Strawhats?” That’s right - you too can inveigle your way into his fuzzy heart!“Oh - well...” He looks a little embarrassed, like he doesn’t want to answer. “Back in - it doesn’t really matter, but - they’re really nice!”....... That explains nothing.... but he’s still cute,“I see,” you say. You don’t. It certainly looks like the poor thing’s all Stockholmed up, though. You wonder where the larger mink is. Guarding the ship, perhaps?The two of you look back over the sea, where Strawhat has someone talked Pajaya into trying out his ‘Waver’. You manage not to whisper ‘fall, drown, fall, drown,’ under your breath, because... you’re a pirate now.You really need some damn sugar.>See if you can get a ride on the waver.>Talk to someone while Strawhat attempts to kill himself (who? Say what?)>Sneak away and check if Mr Speedy works up here.>Other?
>>3468267>>There's no dad's up here that you can find, but maybe there's more weird looking seashells to find?
>>3468267>Sneak away and check if Mr Speedy works up here.
I am going to Husbando this devilishly handsome man and there is nothing QM can do to stop me.Zehahahahahahaha!
>>3468267>>Sneak away and check if Mr Speedy works up here.Even if they can't get up to us, the others should probably know we aren't currently dead
>>3468267>Ask the angel-lady if there's Sky candy around
>>3468271>no dadsWhy even live...>>3468273I’M DROPPING THE QUEST EVERYONE GOODBYE FOREVER
>>3468267>No sugarOh god is the Doffy-ism gonna come out due to sugar withdrawal
>>3468267>See if you can get a ride on the waver.I'm sorry, but a sky motorbike might be the coolest thing we see today.Chopper is already the cutest.
>>3468273Just realized something.Blackbeard is>weak>Has long nose>different skin tone from mostHas black hairWhen does he reveal that he's God Usopp's true father ODA!!!!!
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>3468279Rolling for Donquixote Harry to emerge...Actually, sugar withdrawal might be a thing for Harry. Hmm.
>>3468267>>See if you can get a ride on the waver.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3468283Rolling for Donquixote Harry to appear to eviscerate Enel once the sugar withdrawal is too much
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>3468283You forgot the D.Rolling for Donquixote D. Harry
>>3468285...I can’t believe Donquixote Harry is your superpowered evil side...>>3468286That’s another identity. Along with Charlotte Harry, Smoker Harry, and Mysterious Hero Arthur.
>>3468285Oh shit>>3468286>post ends in 6>rolls 66Demon Commander.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3468289Don't forget the Demon Ensign "The Living Armoury"
>>3468289Doffy-genes too stronk>Gets kidnapped by Big Mom>Gets put in a cell>WITH NO SUGAR>News headline: Demon Commander rampages on Cake Island
>>3468289>Smoker Harry>immediately sets self on fire lighting cigar
>>3468297>Cut back>It was a Katakuri vision>Rushes to throw one of his donuts into our cell
>>3468297But it’s Whole Cake Island... he’d start eating the candy and start rolling nat100s for literally everything. Big Mom would die in 5 seconds flat.>>3468298I’m waiting for the the first time you guys try to smoke. It’s gonna be fun!
>Sneak away and check if Mr Speedy works up here.
>>3468306>Gets to Whole Cake Island>Meets Bio Mom>Eating and bonding with Bio Mom>Eating contest bonding with Bio Mom>Gifting Sweets to Bio Mom on Mother's Day>Bio Mom gets murdered by Blackbeard somehow>The Rise Of Donquixote D. Harry
>can't find any sugar on Skypeia>"Enel took all the treasure to-">sugar = treasure>Enel took all the sugar And that's how Enel died.Instead of asphyxiating to death because that's how space works.
I'm going to sleep so I'm just gonna spitball some ideas I have. >we can't use cut-chan or kat-an because of zolo, but we still have our rapier, infact ray-san and pistol-chan should be Arthur the pirates main weapons >we should investigate the strawhats more closely and find out their dreams and abilities ,especially zoro and the super sad backstory of his sword an oath and childhood friends (it's not like I want to give CRIMINAL SCUM their sword back because it means so much to them, b-baka!)
>>3468321He's lightning he don't need to breathe
>>3468323You've been corrupted by the SCUM anon!Seize him!
>>3468323Consider: Metal cutting... but with Cannonballs. What is a cut but one narrow break? Should it be any different between a blade and a blunt force?
>>3468324That's bullshit and you know it.
>>3468338>We Wuxia one piece nao>We Marine Dugu Quibai>The whole World is our SWORD>Fitting for a World Noble
>>3468347*Dugu Qiubai
Rolled 25, 49 = 74 (2d100)>>3468323Sleep well, but you seem to have forgotten Flashy’s mightiest weapon - dick-kicking. For shame.>>3468338... Well, I was gonna let you infuse it into bullets, so I guess cannonballs works too? It would require a lot more power though due to a) sheer size, b) distance from yourself meaning it has more time to fade/weaken, and c) it would have to focus around the whole, spinning ball, rather than be most concentrated in the edge of a blade or the tip of a bullet.>>3468317Calling it here for Fleet Admiral Speedy, and rolling for stuff. Totally unimportant stuff. Honest.
Rolled 9, 68, 44 = 121 (3d100)>>3468351Yikes, more rolls.
>>3468351I swear if Curly and Twopasta doesn't notice we're gone Imma scream
>>3468353Oh my fucking godUh. Wow.Wooooooooooooooow.Um. So... Ace + Garp vs Blackbeard didn’t go very well...
>>3468312>I’m waiting for the the first time you guys try to smoke. It’s gonna be fun!Definitely not his father's son.
>>3468360....oh my god. Ace inherited his jobbing from Garp didn't he?
>>3468360Damn it Ace
>>3468344So, I guess you didn't read the Enel Spin-off?
>>3468360Blackbeard cheated and ran away that fucker
>>3468360And nothing of value was lost.
>>3468360>>3468370Rip Abs*Drinks in QM's dead abs tears*Delicious
>>3468360Honestly, we need a clone fruitWhen Flashman's away, the Jobbers do play.
Huh. If the jobbing is genetic does that mean Dragon's a jobber too?
Rolled 80, 80, 74 = 234 (3d100)More rolls for extent of background stuuuuuuuuuuuuff~
>>3468390Blackbeard just jumped to the top of the shit listProbably.
Roll 2d100, best of 3.
>>3468390Impressive.
>>3468390if this is still Ace+Garp v BBOh god Blackbeard pissed off Garp
Rolled 52, 82 = 134 (2d100)>>3468404oh god oh fuck
Rolled 25, 79 = 104 (2d100)>>3468404
Rolled 2, 88 = 90 (2d100)>>3468404Yeet?
Rolled 47, 31 = 78 (2d100)>>3468404
Rolled 19, 99 = 118 (2d100)>>3468404FIST OF LOVE pls
>>3468414Oh man, if you’d only been earlier...
>>3468414>>3468418I FAILED YOU GARP I'M SOORRRRRRYYYYYYY
I can't believe Ace and Garp are dead.
>>3468418RIP
>>3468431Luffy rage inbound guys
>>3468435No I legitimately can't believe it.Garp should absolutely slap Teach.No effort.
....wait. Did Ace die, and Garp live? Is it going to be Marines + WB vs Teach?
>>3468441I think it might be that Ace got fucked but Garp's fine and kicked Blackbeard's ass.
>>3468443>Inb4 Punished Garp>Inb4 Pirate King Garp
>>3468446I sure hope not.Ace and his incessant jobbing.
>>3468446inb4 we steal Ace's fruit.
Rolled 98, 40 = 138 (2d100)>>3468420Too bad, so sad.>52, 88Taking advantage of the distraction, you wander off towards the bizarre sky forest, as if looking to explore.It’s a little easier to breathe, here, with all the trees (and how are there even trees UP here? The hell?) and you amble a good distance, taking a pictures just in case anyone gets suspicious, before deciding you’ve wandered far enough.Ducking behind a tree, you pull Mr Speedy out. He fixes you with a tired glare, wriggling impatiently, and you poop him down on a branch. “Just wanna check if we can call anyone from here,” you promise, while he eyes a particularly succulent-looking leaf.>Try to call Smoboss.>Try to call Tashigi.>Other?No, you can’t call Garp, you have no reason to call him in particular.
>>3468453Wait a minute... the QM doesn't want us to thirst over waifus so Flashy jobs at seduction.But what if the QM's thirst for abs is ALSO what makes Ace job so much. It's because ALL forms of thirst is FORBIDDEN! EUREKA!
Rolled 10, 58 = 68 (2d100)>>3468460Other stuff, ignore.
>>3468460>>Try to call Tashigi.We don't want boss to know how bad we fucked up
>>3468466>>Try to call Smoboss.That 10. oof
>>3468460>>Try to call Tashigi.Tashigi we can pass off as calling our crew. Smoboss not so much
>>3468460>Try to call smobossWe WANT him to know how we fucked up, also we're in the clouds WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>3468460>>Try to call Smoboss.>>3468466why are these rolls so terrible.
>>3468464inb4 QM is playing us all and the fight is going like shit for Blackbeard and not Ace and Garp.
>>3468460>Call doctor lighthouse. Ask him to pass message to Smoboss. That's what grandparents are for right? (We didn't want to be discovered by priests by calling marines. Right? Right!)
>>Try to call Tashigi.
>>3468481>discovered by priestsWat
>>3468464OH NOI guess Sabo will die next... rolling for Sabo survival...>>3468470That was Bellamy-roll, he be reeeeeal deadified. You should be more worried about the 98 in the update post, because that that one’s significantly more of a problem.
>>3468481>priests*piratesPriests become relevant soon enough.
>>3468460>>3468481Support
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3468487Whoops, mistyped. Come on, Sabo!Inb4 nat1
>>3468490>Ace Dead>Sabo Maimed>Garp jobbingIt wasn't the questers that killed the MCs. It was the QM *Doffy Laugh*
It's a bad idea call smoboss if someone hear the call, the disguise is over
Canon fucked so hard, thread gonna get reported for erotic roleplay
>>3468507That's a really good point. I'll switch to calling Tashigi.
>>3468460>Try to call Tashigi.All these rolls are making me nervous af
>>3468505It was Lady Luck, and she ain’t no lady...3-way tie, by the way. Probably no more updates, I’ll be heading to the cinema soon.>>3468520I can’t believe Smoboss died, so sad.>>3468515Oops, there we go for big sis. Or bro. With his manly stubble. Yuuuup.>Opening line if the call gets through?
>>3468524Guess who's a Strawhat now?
>>3468524>It's not my fault!
>>3468524>yes...
>>3468524>Ok I'm not dead so don't be mad
>>3468524>>Heya Bossman, remember what happened last time I got really drunk? It's somehow worse.
>>3468524>You let me get kidnapped!
>>3468524Ta-sis, I saw the CUTEST child mink today!
>>3468533wait dammit Tashigi won.>>3468524Heya Tsucarpeti! Remember what happened when I got really drunk with pirates last time? It happened again
>>3468524>Hey Twopastaronin, its Arthur speaking.First give straight away we are still operating incognito. Then just tell say where we are, how we are, with who we are and to not worry about us because everything is fine so far.
Rolled 35, 19 = 54 (2d100)OH, yeah, forgot.
>>3468540We were KIDNAPPED anon wink winkThose vile SCUM cannot be trusted wink wink
>>3468540Support
>>3468548QM what have you done to the dice gods to have them roll so badly
>>3468460>poop him down on a branchwait, where did we pull him out from?
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3468553Maybe the Dice Gods simply disapprove of the Marvel Cinematic Universe?Rolling to see how high their opinion is on said films
>>3468548That better be Blackbeard's stupidly bad escape attempt or so help me Enel
>>3468553Turned down sugar and got too thirsty for abs, I guess...Heading out now, try to make some sacrifices to the Dice Gods while I’m gone!>>3468558That should be plop, sometimes autocorrect is just eeeever so slightly wrong.>>3468566Nah, Shigi and Curly are dead. So is Smoboss.
>>3468559Well okay, most of them aren't anything specialBut I will fight anyone that says Endgame is bad.It's amazing. Those 2 lines near the end gave me like 0.000001% of Shaggy's powerALSO OH GOD THAT ENDING
>>3468568
>>3468559Accurate.But we really brought this on ourselves. Punished Flashman incoming.
I'm trying to think who else could potentially be involved in the fight. Big Sis and Curly should be coming here, so they're out. Black Beard, Garp, Ace and Bellamy were all confirmed to be present.If Bellamy is involved it's possible Thursday (Mokumoku?) is there as well.Maybe some other WB pirates came looking for us? Or Smoker, he might have arrived late.
>>3468568If Smoboss and the others are dead we will literally burn the planet to the ground. Pic related
>>3468289I want it so that throughout this entire quest Flashman picks up multiple disguises that most of the characters think are actual seperate people with no connection to eachother, including>Mysterious Pirate Hero Arthur, ally of the Strawhats: wanted for: 500,000,000 Belli>Princess Notflashwoman: a mysterious royal of a far off kingdom, honorary member of the kuja pirates, considered the most beautiful woman alive by most of the male cast, much to Flashman's shame and Smoker's amusement (and Tashigi's conflicted feelings on the matter)>Doctor Flash: a world renowned Psychiatrist, can cure anyone with his amazing psychoanalysis which totally isn't made up bullshit>Super sentai flash warrior, and armored up warrior of the seas, no one knows the surely intimidating visage that lies beneath his strong armor>Detective Harry Sherlock, the greatest detective in the world (a front for pistol-chan's genius)>Scruffy, the night tine janitor! You can always trust scruffy with all that secret info you've got, scruffy is everyone's friend....And many more!>>3468297I'm imagining that one scene from Gurren Lagann, but replace the drill with whole cake island insteadTashigi: Flashman, the entire island is all one big island, EAT IT!Flashman: https://youtu.be/EEI-NCTsiPESmoker: what have we unleashed upon this world.....
>>3468584>All these bad things happening at the Skypeia Arc>It's a Cursed ArcIt's like the dice gods want Donquixote Harry to exist at all costs...
Clearly the dice just really like the starwhats, so they think if they kill everyone we love we'll become a strawhat
>>3468323Nah, I think we should just stick with the meteor hammers.Gives us an excuse to build experience with them throughout this arc and it'll lead up to a potentially cool as fuck shonen moment.>Flashman gets stuck fighting one of Enel's top men>In a tough spot, but realizes he's been left alone with not a Strawhat in sight>Badguy: you're never gonna beat me with those oversized chainballs over yours>Flashman:....You're right, the skill level between us is just two big of a gap to risk it all like this.>BG: Exactly, you should just give up->Flashman: Though in my defence I only picked them up last week, but since we're the only two around I guess I can slip into something a bit more comfortable. >Takes duffelbag off back, proceeds to pull out Cut-chan and Jiite.>BG:....A sword and a club, is that you're big secret weapon>Flashman: Oh you'll see just what suprise I've got for you, now come on skyboy, let's dance!
I'm going to fucking laugh if at the end of this adventure, Harry realizes he forgot to put film in the camera and thus has no proof that any of this shit actually happened.
>>3468729Oof.I guess Flashman would have to content himself with the fact that the true treasure, was the memories he made along the way
>>3468729Upgraded Mr. Speedy is digital I think
YOUR CAMERA IS NOT A DEN DENYOUR OLD CAMERA WAS NOT A DEN DEN EITHERMR SPEEDY IS NOT A VISUAL DEN DENTHIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENTAlso I can't believe Thanos turned out to be Deadpool, what a twist.
>>3469456....so what you're saying is that we need to feed Mr. Speedy, a Camera devil Fruit?
>>3469456Giving Deadpool the gauntlet is genuinely an awful idea.The one time it happened he starts talking directly to the reader.
>>3469476Yes. Or a Golden Den Den Fruit.Or just a lot of lettuce.
>>3469480... but he does that a lot?
>>3469492In the non comedic way.
>>3469480Anon...I...
Was Wiper meant to attack us when we first broke through the clouds, or did something happen to butterfly that?
>>3469612I think we slept thru that
>>3469480Anon that's like all he does
>>3469555>>3469635There's a subtle difference.Normally deadpool is just somewhat aware of the fourth wall and sometimes makes silly comments about it.He doesn't generally tell the reader to go fuck themselves.When bad things happen to Deadpool and he's genuinely upset or furious he doesn't address the audience. He thinks "wow I'm just like a comic book character." He doesn't have concrete proof though.
