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You are Alabaster Soliloquy, harem master and grooming victim.

PREVIOUSLY:
-You and Rose decided on a plan to track down Darkbloom's whereabouts, by arranging a meeting with the person he would be most likely to target: Sable.
-You had Alex set it up -- after taking some time to have extracurricular fun with him, Whitney, and Makoto.
-You clued Dr. Carte in and invited her along, too.
-At the meeting, which you arrived to early, Sable explained more of her ideas about Sand Reckoner and Project Diogenes, then fellated a pistol. It was a strange conversation.
-You found out that, due to Alex's subterfuge, one of your company's server facilities blew up; and also that the Chinese are getting in on the Sand Reckoner action, having acquired Google in a surprise buyout.
-Vivian arrived to the meeting, with Cerise in tow -- but in a surprise turn, they didn't come to attack Sable. Rather, Vivian revealed that she had had Cerise's implant, where Darkbloom's consciousness lives, removed with Galatea's help.
-Vivian berated Sable and Alex for their actions and intimated that darker times lie ahead, insisting that Diogenes be completed, and recommending that you keep your own implant in your head. She also refused to admit to the one in hers, despite Dr. Carte's prodding.
-Whitney wanted to destroy David Darkbloom's consciousness once and for all, but you opted to keep ahold of it, and Cerise's old implant, just in case.
-Makoto was revealed to have been a double agent tasked with stealing the secrets of Sand Reckoner from your company for the Japanese government. Confronted and cornered by Noelle, she opted for suicide, biting down on a poison capsule and dying right in front of your eyes.
-You discussed, with Rose, the prospect of marrying her -- in the only way either of you knew how.
-You revealed the good news to Cerise, who didn't approve. So you suggested that she marry someone too -- namely, Galatea.
-In a bonus scene, you had a lot of sex. A LOT.

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Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)
Season 1 Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
Season 2 Index: https://pastebin.com/iDiki7kt
Season 3 Index: https://pastebin.com/FAC5emid
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy
Fan Wiki: https://fquest.miraheze.org
Season 1 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/rkSCNTEa

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AND NOW, EPISODE 13 OF FUCK QUEST:
"Rose-sama: Love is War"

Special OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vXRwLT2tx8
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>>3466695
First for ROSE WINS
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>>3466695
Remember lads, no cumming until the end.
The ending of the words is FUCK.
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Previous episodes (since they wouldn't fit)


Episode 1 ("New Game!!!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3207742

Episode 2 ("L.A. Blue Girl"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3227871

Episode 3 ("Food Wars! Shokugeki no Mama, Part 1"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3248193

Episode 4 ("Food Wars! Shokugeki no Mama, Part 2"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3268859

Episode 5 ("The Princess of Tennis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3291491

Episode 6 ("Ore no Okaasan ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3311702

Episode 7 ("Girls und Scanner"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3334553

Episode 8 ("Boku no StuCo"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3355485

Episode 9 ("Revolutionary Girl Camelia"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3373994

Episode 10 ("Wotaku ni Koi wa Muzukashikunai"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3413961

Episode 11 ("Gunslinger Girl") https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3431655

Episode 12 ("Darker than Bloom"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3450226
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Current pairings table, and how many episodes it's been since each haremite was featured in a lewd.

Alex: 1
Cerise: 1
Makoto: 1 (lol)
Rose: 1
Rose2: 1
Sable: 1
Whitney: 1
Amber: 4
Charlotte: 4
Galatea: 4
Renee: 4
Kay: 5
Noelle: 6
Vivian: 6
Mom: -
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>>3466695
also
>Episode 12
C'mon, OP.
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>>3466705
>Mom: -

While it saddens me Mom hasn't gotten some proper loving from her boy, at least she's an official haremite.
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You go down to Rose's office to get her for the meeting you're about to have with Vivian.

Rose is deep in focus, consumed by whatever it is she's working on, and only notices that you're here as you circle her desk. She chokes and sputters and rushes to minimize her browser window.

"Were you looking at wedding dresses just now?"

"What? No. Noooo."

"You were. You were shopping for fucking wedding dresses."

"This whole scenario has made your neurosis even worse. How sad."

"Pull that window back up, then. Show me what you were looking at."

"Poor thing's hallucinating now. I understand. I'm not happy about this either. But try to keep your head screwed on, all right?"

"This is a sham marriage, Rose. We go down to the courthouse and sign a slip of paper, that's all. The last thing we need right now is for you to turn into Bridezilla, okay? Get over it already."

Rose chews her lip.

"I'm serious," you say. "We're not going to have some giant, useless ceremony--"

"But shouldn't we?"

She says it all at once, blurting it out, like a coke bottle shaken up and uncapped.

"No! No we should not."

"I'm just saying..." she trails off, thinks for a turn, then avers: "Yes. This is a sham marriage. Of course. We agree. The marriage is a sham. 100%, for sure, a sham."

"Right. It's all a sham."

"Total sham. But this whole thing has to look legitimate, right? It has to look real. If the feds have a reason to suspect we only got married to invoke privilege, they can take it away. That's law. You can look that up."

You make a face. "...Is it?"

"Absolutely."

"You know that I can just walk a few feet down the hall and ask your dad about this, right?"

"Go ahead."

You massage the bridge of your nose. "Do you really want a wedding that bad--"

"No! It's a sham marriage. I get that. You're not listening to me, Alabaster. I'm telling you. This is a matter of law. You can look that up. If they have a reasonable doubt--"

"Forget it. Vivian's waiting for us."

"Of course." She right-clicks the browser window's taskbar icon, and closes it from the context menu. She stands. "But -- about the ceremony --"

"Will it shut you up if I agree to it?"

"What part of this don't you understand? This isn't what I want. It's what we need. It's a matter of law. Look it up."

"For fuck's sake--"

"You're not listening to me! The federal statutes--"

"I'll do it. Jesus Christ."
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>>3466705
Poor Vivian
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>>3466695
I can’t believe my computer maybe just actually fucking died. I will destroy the concept of technology.
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>>3466727
This is already starting off wonderfully.
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>>3466735
Oof. Sand Reckoner is real and it's trying to kill Fuck Quest
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>>3466735
We must break this curse once and for all.
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>>3466727
CUTE
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>>3466735
Ha, get fucked
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Rose sits again and pulls up some documents. Actually, many documents. Invitation templates. An agenda. A list of catering choices, and a menu for guests... wine menu separate. Venue selections. A seating chart. Music playlist. And more.

"Oh my god..." you mutter.

"...nondenominational of course, and the Bauhaus architecture really speaks to me. I think it would be perfect for a church wedding. There's a lot of room in the nave for the buffet table, too, which we'll need, especially for the fondue fountain--"

"How long have you been planning this?"

"Huh? Only since dad told me--"

"Bullshit. You didn't do this all in a day."

"Some people are productive, Alabaster. Unlike you."

"Have you been... planning our wedding? How fucking long have you been planning this?"

"There it is again. Your neurosis. Manifesting as malignant narcissism, verbal abuse, gaslighting--"

"Oh my GOD. You have this timed down to the fucking minute? 4:03 PM -- father walks bride down aisle... 4:05 PM, ring bearer approaches... holy shit."

"Why shouldn't we have a plan, Alabaster? Tell me. Tell me why we shouldn't have a plan in place. Are you so psychopathically obsessed with procrastination? Are you honestly so--"

"Hold on." You scan your eyes over the list of potential venue selections again. "Why are you only looking at churches back home?"

"Uh? Because it's where we grew up? Because that makes it the most logical place to have our wedding? Because it's what we would do if we were really high school sweethearts getting for-real married? Are you just pretending to be stupid? This is all about making it look real. So why should we not get married back home?"

"Other than the fact that Gilroy, California is a shithole? Gee, I don't know, Rose. It's also nearly an hour drive each way. I'm sure Palo has plenty of places we could--" you suddenly stop, and shake your head. "Fuck. Why am I arguing about this? Look at what you've done. Now you're trying to rope me into your stupid bullshit."

"You're roping yourself into it! If you don't want to plan, don't sit here and plan with me!"

"I'm leaving. I'm leaving, Rose, goodbye. I'm not talking about this sham wedding for one second longer. So come with me to Vivian's office or don't, I don't care."

"Hold on--"

You sigh a sigh of deep tiredness.

"I just need to know one detail. Do you have anyone in mind for groomsmen? And a best man?"

She's really serious about this crap. For as long as you've been alive, you never thought you'd have to fret over the details of a wedding. What does a best man even do? You're sure Rose knows, but you haven't a clue. Who would you even bestow such a dubious honor upon?

[ ] Whitney
[ ] Alex
[ ] Fazil
[ ] Stackleford
[ ] Custom?
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>>3466758
>[x] Fazil
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>>3466725
>at least she's an official haremite.
There's that one guy who will disagree for some fucking reason
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>>3466758
>[x] Whitney
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>>3466758
>[x] Fazil
Alex is the bridesmaid, of course
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>>3466758
>Gilroy, California
D-did we just get a canonical location for the setting of Fuck Quest? After all these years?

>[x] Whitney
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>>3466758
>[x] Fazil
FINALLY, SOME SPOTLIGHT FOR MY BOY

Too bad he's gonna lose cause Whitneyfags
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>>3466757
I wish I could.

>>3466758
>"Oh my GOD. You have this timed down to the fucking minute? 4:03 PM -- father walks bride down aisle... 4:05 PM, ring bearer approaches... holy shit."
F E A R

>[x] Fazil
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>>3466758
>[ ] Whitney

On every level she is the superior groomsman. Alex can be a bridesmaid.
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>>3466758
>[X] Alex
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>>3466782
>Alex can be a bridesmaid.
Silly anon, that's Rose2
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>>3466785
>>3466772
Changing to this, actually
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>>3466775
A bonus lewd to anyone who can figure out why I picked that town.
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>Whitney literally asks to be best man
>best man traditionally organizes the bachelor party
Guys...
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>>3466758
>[X] Fazil

Also
> 4:03 PM -- father walks bride down aisle... 4:05 PM, ring bearer approaches... holy shit.
I'm keeping my eyes on you, OP.
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>>3466758

>[x]Whitney.
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>>3466792
> The city's population was 48,821 at the 2010 United States Census.
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>>3466758
>[ ] Stackleford
Facing impossible odds, I still march down this path.
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>>3466758
>[ ] Fazil
YES
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>>3466792
I dunno, Wikipedia claims it was mentioned in an episode of Silicon Valley at some point. Closest thing I can think of besides that is the March 12th incorporation date that's so close to our beloved 3/10.
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>>3466806
>>3466816
No, but the answer is on wiki.
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>>3466758
>"Have you been... planning our wedding? How fucking long have you been planning this?"
OP, I'm gonna need you to answer this question later
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>>3466792
Do they have some special law about marrying their cousins?
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>>3466794
Hey I just want to give Fazil some spotlight one last time, I honestly didn't expect other people to also vote for him but I'm happy they are
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>[x] Fazil

Closing and writing!
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>>3466821
Oh shit
>Gilroy is twinned with: Koror, Republic of Palau
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>>3466816
>>3466816
>Closest thing I can think of besides that is the March 12th incorporation date that's so close to our beloved 3/10.
Thank you anon, Very cool.

>>3466792
Rose first appeared in part 2 of S1E3, and while she appeared on the 13th, the episode started on the 12th.
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>>3466821
>International relations
>Palau Koror, Republic of Palau
Am I a winner?
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>>3466838
Welp. I'm disappointed in you, /fq/. >:T
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>>3466843
>>3466839
Motherfucker, I can't believe I missed that.
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>>3466849
I'm just salty I lost by a couple seconds because my internet decided to be shit for a minute
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>>3466839
>>3466843
Correct. (It's also paired with a Japanese town, but that's less important).

Koror is not just in Palau, but it's the same city where they go in season 1. Gilroy and Koror are the only twinned cities between the US and Palau. And Gilroy is within an hour drive of Palo Alto.
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>>3466871
Ayyyy

So do we BOTH win a bonus lewd?
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>>3466758

The wedding cake Scarlett will make will be a work of art.

Maybe we could help her with some frosting...
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>>3466871
So was the bonus lewd a joke or are you actually gonna take the request after the episode?
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>>3466876
>>3466890
I'll see what I can do after the episode. Hit me.
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>>3466897
I-if you say so...
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>>3466897
OP, you're a fuckin legend.

I'm probably gonna need some time to think it over though, if that's alright
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>>3466897
You are way too based for this site
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>[x] Fazil

"Well," you drawl, "I guess Whitney did ask to be the best man--"

"No," Rose says.

"Uh. What?"

"I already have Whitney down for maid of honor. She can't be the best man, too."

"Oh my f-- what the fuck, Rose? You and Whitney hate each other."

"Are you stupid? Just because we say we hate each other, doesn't mean we do. Why do you take everything so goddamn seriously? Whitney is great. She'll make a fine maid of honor. Besides, I want to see what she looks like in a dress. Pick someone else."

You rub your forehead. Who else is there? With a sinking feeling in your stomach, you realize a strange fact... you don't have many close male friends.

"Well, fine," you say. "I'll ask Stackleford."

Rose picks a pen holder off her desk and chucks it at your head. It rebounds off your skull and leaves an indentation in your brow.

"I'm gonna fuck you up for that," you snarl.

"Do it. I'll fuck you up if you try to bring that greasy creep within ten feet of my wedding."

"YOUR wedding? This is OUR wedding. I'll bring whoever I goddamn want--" you stop, and try to calm yourself. You're not going to play Rose's game, or let her make you care about the details of this stupid, pointless ceremony.

Just then, like a serendipitous bolt of lightning striking, in walks Fazil. "Ms. Mallory!" He says. "I am pleased to be alerting you of my update to the employee database. It is done."

"What is done?" You say suspiciously.

Rose grins at you. "I'm going to receive an hourly report by email, of every single badge swipe that every single employee makes from now on. An algorithm will flag suspicious ones, too."

You can only nod. You don't want to say so, but it's a great idea.

"Thank you, Fazil, for all your hard work," Rose says.

Looking at him and his bashful smile, you get the flash of an idea. "Hey -- do you want to be my best man?"

"I am your best man!" Fazil insists. "We are best mans forever!" He sticks out his tongue and makes a hang-10 signal with one hand. "Waaaazuuuuup!"

"No--" you say, but when Fazil looks dejected, you quickly add, "I mean, yeah, we're best buds. What I meant to say is, do you want to be the best man at my wedding?"

"Oh!" He says. "You are getting married, Ala-bast-or?"

"To her." You nod at Rose.

"Oh my goodness! Congratulations! Oh! My heart is filling with warmth and glad tidings. And--" he is honestly getting choked up here -- "to permit me such an honor! Yes, Ala-bast-or, yes! I will stand at your side during the wedding! You may count upon me, entirely! I will go to shop for a tuxedo at once! Thank you! Thank you, thank you!"

When you're alone again with Rose, you smirk at her. "That should fill the diversity quota, yeah?"

"Sure. I think Fazil is a great choice." She curls her lips to one side of her face, thinking. Then she adds: "...Just don't let him get drunk."

A rare point where you can agree with Rose.
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>>3466933
>"I am your best man!" Fazil insists. "We are best mans forever!" He sticks out his tongue and makes a hang-10 signal with one hand. "Waaaazuuuuup!"
How can one man be so based
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>>3466933
>"I already have Whitney down for maid of honor. She can't be the best man, too."
>Besides, I want to see what she looks like in a dress.


And just like that, my irritation subsided, like a wave erasing the etchings in the sand.
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>>3466933
>Besides, I want to see what she looks like in a dress.
Everything's gonna be fine.
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You meet Vivian in her office, softly shutting the door behind you as you enter. She thanks you for coming and invites you both to sit.

"You can convey what I tell you, to interested parties. Whitney and Ms. Carte have already been informed... it would not do to bring you all in here at once, with mother's office just across the hall -- she might be suspicious of that."

As far as anyone else knows -- you, Rose, and Vivian are simply discussing the details of an upcoming television interview right now. Nothing more.

"Having said this..." Vivian casts her gaze upon Rose, and frowns. "This is a sensitive matter. Is it actually necessary for her to be present?"

You look from Rose, back to Vivian, thinking.

Then you say: "Yeah. It is."

"But of course. You wish to keep your bride in the know. And congratulations, Alabaster Soliloquy, on your upcoming nuptials. My warmest regards and well-wishes to both of you." She smiles wanly, then adds: "and to you, Alabaster, also my deepest condolences."

Rose flips her off.

But despite the sarcasm of that last jibe, Vivian's congratulatory message overall comes off as real. You must be regarding her strangely, because, ever the straightforward and frank girl she is, she goes on: "Of course I expect you not to fall into a life of monotony following the vows. Marriage vows are quaint things and would only tend to get in the way of all the fun."

Unlike her big sister, "monotony" was precisely the word Vivian wanted, but the message is just the same. She wants to keep seeing you. Wants to keep seeing Rose too, now that you think of it. Vivian is equally the bohemian her sister is, or perhaps moreso, even if she dresses her perversions up with high-vaunted language.

"I'll let you suck his dick on Tuesdays and Thursdays, with advance notice," Rose says.

Vivian rests her cheek on her fist and smirks at Rose. "As well as Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays... and no need for prior notification, that would simply be a mood killer. I am not a selfish girl, though -- far from it. Perhaps I be gracious and permit you to retain full custody on alternating Sundays."

"Could you two not talk about me like I'm a piece of meat?" You say. "I'm a human being, you know."

"Shut up," Rose tells you.
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>>3466933
>"Well," you drawl, "I guess Whitney did ask to be the best man--"
>"No," Rose says.
kek

>>3466933
>Looking at him and his bashful smile, you get the flash of an idea. "Hey -- do you want to be my best man?"
>"I am your best man!" Fazil insists. "We are best mans forever!" He sticks out his tongue and makes a hang-10 signal with one hand. "Waaaazuuuuup!"
>"No--" you say, but when Fazil looks dejected, you quickly add, "I mean, yeah, we're best buds. What I meant to say is, do you want to be the best man at my wedding?"
>"Oh!" He says. "You are getting married, Ala-bast-or?"
>"To her." You nod at Rose.
>"Oh my goodness! Congratulations! Oh! My heart is filling with warmth and glad tidings. And--" he is honestly getting choked up here -- "to permit me such an honor! Yes, Ala-bast-or, yes! I will stand at your side during the wedding! You may count upon me, entirely! I will go to shop for a tuxedo at once! Thank you! Thank you, thank you!"
I don't regret anything, Fazil is so pure
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>>3466695
>In a bonus scene, you had a lot of sex. A LOT.
Guess I need to go back.
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>>3466933
>Just because we say we hate each other, doesn't mean we do.

This scenario is truly magical.
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>>3466970
It's a shame how little we've gotten of Rose and Vivian together since the reboot. This scene is a treasure.
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>>3466970
>"Could you two not talk about me like I'm a piece of meat?" You say. "I'm a human being, you know."
>"Shut up," Rose tells you.
Heh
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So what's got ya busy tonight, /fq/? I might fire up some Dragon's Dogma if the waits get warm.
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>>3467054
Oh. Ohhh.
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>>3467054
It's time
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>>3467054
oh well, goodness me.
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>>3467054
>https://pastebin.com/TGi0QPG6
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>>3467054
>fuckslop from your piss slit
Ewwww.
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Vivian retrieves a fresh pair of pants for you, and a fresh blouse for Rose. After so long working at Darkbloom Analytics, you've all learned to keep a few sets of clean clothes on-campus -- just in case.

Rose is still flushed and sweaty, but she gets down to business right away. "What did you want to tell Alabaster about?"

Vivian is also still composing herself after that spectacularly hard use, but she manages an answer. "Before I excised my father from Cerise's head... he revealed to me a few more details about this technology I think are pertinent to the current situation."

You raise an eyebrow.

"We are not the only people -- or I should say, Sable Guiteau is not the only person -- to have worked on technology similar to Sand Reckoner. The USSR, as far back as the 1980s, also theorized that a mind sufficiently enhanced could unlock the power to alter reality. That a properly coordinated mind-machine interface could slide between worlds..."

"Fucking wonderful," you say. "So Stasi Lebedev -- and your mother --"

"As far as father knew, Soviet research into this area faltered when the cold war ended. It came to be seen as the realm of cranks and crackpots, much like contemporaneous US research into psychological warfare and parascience. Stasi Lebedev was in the Soviet military during that time, though, and is likely to have known of the project... if indeed she had an implant of her own as you say, then I daresay it's a certainty."

"In other words, the Russians have their own Sand Reckoner," Rose summarizes.

"Not quite. If they are so insistent on taking ours, then clearly their version is deficient, lacking in some way... but now, with the Chinese also showing interest, and even US allies as well -- Alabaster, Rose... we are entering into conditions that could spark a world war. This is not an exaggeration."

You massage your face and stare down at your lap.

"Father was aware of rumors," Vivian says, "nothing concrete, but... the Soviets had a different conception of world-lines than Sable does. They believed that as realities can be separated, so too can they be merged. Supposedly, there is a rogue facility continuing their research into these matters... somewhere deep in Russia's interior. If such is the case..."

"I understand," you say. "That's why I shouldn't get this thing taken out of my head just yet."

"The more aces we have and the more sleeves to stow them in, the better," Vivian says. "Yes."

"I still think we should take it out," Rose says. "I'm sick of being tethered to this company... of having your life depend on us staying in business."

"Mr. Best will fix that," Vivian says.

"You trust him?" You say.

"Not in the slightest. But I know he adores you, so he will take the course of action he sees as likeliest to help you."

"He is sort of crazy for you," Rose says.

You nod. You guess they're right. Alex Best is a lot of things -- but he's definitely in love with you. You wish you could say how you feel about him.
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>>3467102
>Alex Best is a lot of things -- but he's definitely in love with you. You wish you could say how you feel about him.
SAY IT, YOU COWARD
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>>3467120
Our balls touched, we can't deny the gay any more.
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>>3467127
B-but we were having sex with two girls at the same time! That's a net total of one boy and one girl involved, so it was totally straight!
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>>3467102
>Supposedly, there is a rogue facility continuing their research into these matters... somewhere deep in Russia's interior.
It's time, boys.
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>>3467102
>merged realities
So instead of cloning or necromancy, whoever's fucking with reality just has to merge two of them to bring someone back to life, i.e. Amber, Mom, Damon, etc.

It's why Mom can remember being a mother to both Amber/Rose2 and Ally/Cerise at the same time.
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>>3467102
>You nod. You guess they're right. Alex Best is a lot of things -- but he's definitely in love with you. You wish you could say how you feel about him.
Absolutely BTFO
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>>3467102
I want to say how I really feel about Alex! I really want to!
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"My little boy is getting married! How -- how wonderful!"

Mom reaches for you, and before you can stop her, it's happening: she's squeezing your cheeks, pulling at them like taffy.

You fight her off and step back, away from her clutches. You sit down on Mom's living room couch again. "Geez," you groan. "You're awfully touchy-feely all of sudden."

She stands straight and clears her throat, a fist to her lips. "Ahem. Well. I-it's not that I'm overjoyed to see my son about to have -- to have the best, most important day of his life -- or -- or anything. I'm just glad to know you won't be a shiftless unmarried loser for the rest of your life -- like I thought you would be!"

Beside you on the couch, Cerise pipes up. "Uh... I guess this is a good time to mention it, huh? I'm -- ahem -- I'm getting married too."

Mom's eyelids flutter. She puts a hand to her chest. "No! Oh -- oh, my -- this is --" She can't contain her broad, silly smile. She hugs Cerise so tight you worry she'll suffocate her. When she finally pulls away, still holding Cerise by the shoulders, she asks: "who's the lucky man?"

Cerise coughs.

"Come on, now -- don't be shy! What's his name?"

"A-Anna."

Mom's mouth hangs partway open, her smile frozen there on her face, while she considers this. "His name is Anna?"

"Her name is Anna."

A long, awkward beat passes, with Mom's mental faculties ground entirely to a halt, her expression once again frozen, and Cerise cringing back at her.

But finally, she hugs Cerise again, just as tight as the first time, and says, "this is absolutely wonderful news! I'm so glad you found someone!" She stands tall again and tells you both: "Wait here." With that, she turns, and hurries upstairs.

You look at Cerise. "You proposed to Gal?"

"Yeah."

"How did she take it? I mean, she said yes, so I guess she took it well."

"She never saw it coming... but yeah... you were right. She flipped her shit. She's... she's happy."

"How about you?"

Cerise looks at her lap. She smiles to herself. "Yeah. Me too."

Mom comes thudding back down the stairs, and she's in such a rush she almost takes a pratfall at the bottom step. Still unbalanced, she skids into the living room and shouts: "Here, here!"

She thrusts a slightly tarnished silver band into your palm, and a gold band into Cerise's.

"Wedding rings?" Cerise says.

"Your father's and mine... they may need to be resized, but... well... I have no more use for them. You should keep them. Both of you."

You look at Cerise and shrug. Hey, at least that's one detail knocked out -- no need to go shopping for a ring. Rose will need one, but at least you've got yours now.
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>>3467182
Oh SHIT, maximum gay achieved!

>"She never saw it coming...
you think you're pretty clever huh
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>>3467182
>Beside you on the couch, Cerise pipes up. "Uh... I guess this is a good time to mention it, huh? I'm -- ahem -- I'm getting married too."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3467182
>She never saw it coming
Oh you.
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>>3467182
>"She never saw it coming..."
OP, please.
Ohhh man this is exciting.
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>>3467189
>"She never saw it coming...
>you think you're pretty clever huh
I'm dumb, what'd I miss?
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>>3467203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFVj0Z6ahcI
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>>3467203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFVj0Z6ahcI
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>>3467182
Well now I know what I want the bonus scene to be: Cerise's proposal followed by tender yuri
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>>3467182
>She never saw it coming
Of course

>>3467203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFVj0Z6ahcI
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>>3467208
Oh, its been forever since I played that. Thanks for telling me.
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>>3467225
It's also very topical because Galatea is the first Fuck Quest character to get into Smash!
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>>3467234
Huh, I didn't mess around with spirits so I didn't notice.
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>>3467257
I mean, it only happened a little over a week ago. Were you tuned completely out of the Joker hype?
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>>3467234
Is Phoenix Wright not in the game?
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>>3467271
Nope. No Ace Attorney representation at all.

God, I hope he gets made playable at some point.
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>>3467271
He is not. Still possible he could make it in as DLC, but I won't hold my breath yet. All my never evers are already in anyway, so my speculah is at a low simmer.
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Things are moving at a breakneck pace. Only yesterday you made it official, and the wedding is scheduled for Sunday. Saul and Charlotte want to get it done as quickly as possible, since of course the main object is legal protection for both you and Rose. Actually -- the only object is legal protection for you and Rose. Why else would you get married?

So, as you return to work for an awful Saturday spent in crisis management, you're more than a bit taken aback to see Noelle carrying a box full of personal effects out of the FBI security cordon.

When she sees you, she startles, but then her expression relaxes and she sighs.

"Sayonara," she says.

"...Thanks, Stackleford."

Noelle hefts the box to one arm and gives you the finger. She could get along with Rose if their stations in life didn't force them into conflict.

"What do you mean sayonara? Where are you going?"

"Letting Makoto Kikuchi die on my watch was the last straw. I'm off the investigation. Or at least, that's the official excuse. The truth is that your adoptive father twisted the government's arm hard enough that they're backing off. So..." She shifts her weight to her other foot. "You'll like my replacement. His name is Hugh, and he's a moron, and he'll do whatever the higher ups tell him to. You're free and clear, basically. Everything from this point forward is just for show..."

"...Just like that?"

"I was hoping to sneak out of here without you seeing me. But you sure know how to show up at the worst places and the worst times, don't you? It was nice knowing you, Alabaster."

You look at the bobblehead in her box, the one of Mugi from K-On, and the figma of devil Homura beside it. Then upwards, you direct your gaze to her weary, hardened face. She was just doing her job -- and now she's out of it.

"They're reassigning you?"

"They fired me."

"Oh."

"I'm thinking I could join a local PD as a homicide cop. Or maybe follow Kay's lead and join the fourth estate... I have connections, and I'm sure I'd get a lot of juicy scoops -- or whatever the fuck. Well. The world is my oyster now, I guess."

She steps past you, on her way out the door.

[ ] We should get coffee sometime.
[ ] Sayonara.
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>>3467283
>"They fired me."

... Oof.

>[x] We should get subs sometime.
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>>3467283
>[X] We should get coffee sometime.
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>>3467283
>[x] We should get coffee sometime.
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>>3467283
>[x] We should get coffee sometime.
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>>3467283
Fucking ouch.

>[x] We should get subs sometime.
I'm worried that she'd see this as just rubbing it in, but I don't want to just leave it at that
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>>3467283
>[x] We should get coffee sometime.
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>>3467283
>[ ] We should get coffee sometime.


>and the figma of devil Homura beside it
She has good taste.
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>>3467283
>[x] We should get coffee sometime.
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>>3467259
Oh I was waiting for joker to get in, I just don't pay attention to spirits. At all.
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>>3467283
>and the figma of devil Homura beside it
Apple a best.
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>>3467283
>[ ] We should get coffee sometime.
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>>3467283
>[x] We should get coffee sometime
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>>3467283
>[ ] We should get coffee sometime.
Best Season 2 girl.
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>>3467310
She's in the Final Smash too! (although I understand if you play with those off) If I started a room, would anyone join?
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>>3467318
I would
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>>3467283
>[ ] We should get coffee sometime.
Was there any doubt?
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>>3467329
ID: BP13P
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>>3467351
Also, I plan on shutting it down at the next Pastebin for hopefully obvious reasons, so get in here you dweebs.
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>[x] We should get coffee sometime.

"Oh?" Noelle says. "And why is that?"

"Because -- well, because why not?"

"Other than the fact that you completely destroyed my life?"

You clear your throat and shuffle your feet. Noelle has an awful way of cutting to the chase. "I'm -- I'm sorry," you manage.

"It's fine. I guess I wreaked a little havoc in your life too. Tit for tat."

"Yeah."

"Sure. I'll get coffee with you... but let's get this out of the way right off the bat. I'm not going to fuck you again."

You frown. "Do you honestly think I'm that single-minded?"

"Yes. Yes I do." She looks up at the tall ceiling of the lobby, and considers her options. She says: "There's this cute little cafe on Middlefield, near Hoov--"

"Pick somewhere else. Please."

"Coffee Bean?"

"That sounds great."

She puts the box on the tile floor, takes a sharpie and a pad from it, and scrawls her phone number down. She tears the strip of paper, folds it up, and sticks it in your pocket. "Call me up sometime... sometime soon."

You stand there staring at her for a moment. And then, fuck it, why not: you lean in and kiss her on the lips.

"You are such an ass," Noelle says, after spending a moment returning it.

"So are you."

"I'll see you around. I'm bringing a rape whistle next time, so don't get any big ideas."

She collects her things and leaves. You watch her go, feeling melancholy. And then a realization strikes you: if the FBI is backing off, and won't pursue you over your involvement with the nightclub shooting or anything else...

There's no more reason to marry Rose.

[ ] Tell her.
[ ] Keep this to yourself.
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>>3467361
>[x] Tell her.
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>>3467361
>[x] Keep this to yourself.

Also good on Ally avoiding the Rutabaga again.
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>>3467361
>[x] Tell her.
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>>3467361
>[X] Tell her.
Make her beg.
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>>3467367
CHART ANON
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE DARK SIDE
NOT JOIN IT
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>>3467361
>[x] Keep this to yourself.

>There's no more reason to marry Rose.
It still covers your ass you little shit.
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>>3467372
>>3467372
T H I S
SHE HAS TO ADMIT SHE WANTS TO
>[x] Tell her. (but only so she's forced to admit her love to us)
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>>3467361
>[ ] Tell her.
And go through with it anyway
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>>3467361
>[x] Tell her.
Honesty is the best foundation for a marriage, after all. And >>3467372
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>>3467361
>>3467372
>>3467378
Indeed.
>[x] Tell her.
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>>3467378
>>3467380
>>3467381

... okay, I can concede to this line of thinking at least.
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>>3467361
>[ ] Keep this to yourself.
Ally is still a big ol' Tsun Tsun
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>>3467361
[X] Tell her.
-[X] And tell her it won't get in the way of the wedding, because you want to marry her, because you're in love with your cousin, once removed.

Ally needs to stop being such a fag about this.
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>>3467372
>>3467378
>>3467380
>>3467381
>>3467384
>>3467385
>>3467388
Ok, you guys make some very good points

Switching to
>[x] Tell her.
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>>3467182
Oh joy, we're getting cucked.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kReAdIJy1zc
Thread theme from now on.
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>>3467361
>Tell her so she has to literally ask for it
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>>3467361
>[x] Keep this to yourself.
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Okay, who here thinks the venue is going to descend into a huge orgy, who thinks they'll find a room for it first, and who thinks it's going to be interuppted by fucking Russians, Chinese, and/or US.
>>3467398
We're still going to fuck the both of them.
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>>3467398
I don't think you know what that means
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>>3467403
The only surprising thing about us fucking in a church at this point is that it hasn't already happened.

>>3467399
>4:21
IaTM-dono...
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Well the arena auto-timed out since none of you cakebois joined, so >:T
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>>3467398
>cucked
How?
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>>3467361
>"There's this cute little cafe on Middlefield, near Hoov--"
>"Pick somewhere else. Please."
Nice.

>[x] Keep this to yourself.
Then
>[x] Tell her (after the ceremony).
Marry her out of spite.
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>>3467416
>>"There's this cute little cafe on Middlefield, near Hoov--"
>>"Pick somewhere else. Please."
>Nice.
I don't get it?
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>>3467409
Fated since the beginning.
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>>3467399
this is it. i give up. the numbers have consumed me
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>>3467421
Nice
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>>3467421
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENING BOYS

WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE ROSE CONFESS TO US
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>>3467361
>[ ] Tell her.

LOVE IS WAR
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>>3467419
It's the Rutabaga cafe that always manages to have shit go down when we go there, without fail
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>>3467415
She's marrying someone that isn't us.
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>>3467449
Yeah a girl that we're fucking and is our literal doormat
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>>3467449
And we're marrying someone that isn't her.
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>>3467449
She loves Gal more than us, we love Rose more than her, and everyone's fucking each other on the reg anyway. Who cares?
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>[x] Tell her.

You step into Rose's office. She's uncharacteristically shy and demure, little over 24 hours away from the big moment, and can hardly meet your gaze. Instead, she stares madly at her desktop. She's blushing.

"Hello Rose."

"Hello Alabaster."

Her reply is meek and mild.

"Listen, uh... I just saw Noelle--"

No more meekness. "That cunt! Oh, she's really pushing us. Did she try to drag you back in for interrogation? This is bad. Oh goodness. There's nothing we can do, then. We'll have to get married tonight instead. This is a critical situation!"

You squint and wince. And then you explain to Rose the truth.

"...Oh," she says, when you're through.

"I mean, this is great news, right? You're -- you're happy. You're happy about that."

"Yes... oh, yes, obviously. It's... wonderful... just amazing news. I'm -- beside myself with relief. To think we almost got married!" She forces a bitter laugh. "What a disaster that would have been. Marrying you. How absurd. But now we don't have to do something so awful and ridiculous. Just in the nick of time, too... I mean... phew. Right?" She fiddles with a paperweight on her desk. "We were hardly... one day away... one day away from having our fates sealed... forever..."

"It's great," you insist. "I'm really glad too. I'll go let everyone know -- that the wedding is -- canceled. That we're cancelling the wedding."

"Of course."

"No more wedding."

"What a relief!"

An awkward silence descends that seems to last an eternity.

"You know--" you begin.

"This has all the makings of a trap," Rose interjects.

"Yeah! That's exactly what I was thinking--"

"--they're trying to trick us--"

"--somehow, the FBI found out about our plan, and--"

"--and they think they can make us go back on it, and then--"

"--boom! In they swoop, and we would have absolutely no recourse--"

"--no recourse whatsoever--"

"--without spousal privilege--"

"--we'd be totally exposed, in a legal sense... they could do anything they wanted to us--"

"--so of course--"

"--of course--"

"--and not that I want to--"

"--I mean, neither do I, don't be ridiculous--"

"--but it can't be helped--"

"--literally, it can't be. It cannot be helped--"

"--no helping it--"

"--no helping it at all--"

"--I can't believe they thought we were that stupid--"

"--to fall for such an obvious ploy--"

"--as if we would!--"

Rose springs to her feet, leaning with her fists balled up against the desktop. "--we should get married twice! Just to spite them!"

You narrow your eyes at her. "Don't get carried away, Rose."

She purses her lips and bows her head and stares at her desk again.
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>>3467458
YES
YES
YES
>Rose springs to her feet, leaning with her fists balled up against the desktop. "--we should get married twice! Just to spite them!"

YES
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>>3467458
best girl and OTP holy fuck
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>>3467458
>Rose springs to her feet, leaning with her fists balled up against the desktop. "--we should get married twice! Just to spite them!"
THE ONE WHO FALLS IN LOVE FIRST LOSES!
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>>3467458
MORE

MORE
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I call it a tie
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>>3467458
I hate Rose, but this... This isn't so bad.
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>>3467476
What's it like, constantly tasting shit?
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>>3467480
Local teachers have shit taste.
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>>3467455
>She loves Gal more than us
Exactly, Gal's cucking us. We're the harem master here.
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>>3467480
>Teachers say DFCS is out
What a shame. At least she gets custody on Sundays, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays!
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>>3467482
I'd ask you to tell me, but I guess that's like asking a normal person to describe the taste of air.
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>>3467458
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>>3467494
>I'd ask you to tell me, but I guess that's like asking a normal person to describe the taste of air.
lol, good one.
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>>3467484
You're taking part in a fantasy of being able to fuck 12+ girls (and 1 boy) in any combination you want, at any time you want, and you're upset when any one of them has a sexual/romantic relationship that doesn't involve you? Are you really that insecure, bro?
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>>3467458
We're reaching critical levels of tsundere here.
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>>3467458
I'm kind of sad we didn't bully her until she confessed her feelings
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>>3467502
Love is war anon
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>>3467476
>I hate Rose
Wow you're a faggot
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>>3467361
>[ ] Tell her.
I’d like to see some honesty. Even if they end up hiding it from others
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>>3467510
Little late there anon-kun
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>>3467484
But it's with a girl, it hardly counts. With your mind set Whitney cucks us on the daily. Gal can have our sloppy seconds
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Whitney bursts in. "There you are! Fuck!"

"What's wrong?" You say, feeling a surge of adrenaline. Whitney is rarely so serious.

"Look at the time!" Whitney yells.

You glance at the clock on the wall. 2:37 PM. Absolutely nothing special about the time whatsoever. You look back at Whitney, bewildered.

"It's almost 24 hours before the thing!" Whitney says.

"...The wedding?" Rose says.

Whitney is already behind you, palms against the back, trying to push you from the office. "The groom isn't supposed to see the bride for 24 hours before the wedding! It's bad luck."

You bounce Whitney back a step with your butt and then wheel on her. "What a bunch of superstitious bullshit. What is this, the 1800s? That's ridiculous."

"Eat my whole entire ass, Ally. Eat it."

"I mean -- if you're offering."

She sticks her tongue out at you. "Anyway, we've got a big night ahead of us. A Rose-free night."

"I don't like where this is going," you say.

"Bachelor party! Woot woot!" She tugs at an invisible something in the air, as if blaring the horn of a semi truck.

"That's what I was worried about."

"You're the maid of honor!" Rose protests. "You're not supposed to arrange the bachelor party!"

Whitney grins, wide and toothy. "Don't worry, Rose. I've got only the best talent on top of the bachelorette party, too."

"...Who?" Rose demands.

"My mom, of course!"

Rose turns a shade of pale green as she considers the prospect of what might be in store.

Whitney smiles up at you. "C'mon, Ally! Let's go! We'll get all this work bullshit out of the way as quick as possible. Then we'll hit the fucking town!"

Oh boy.
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>>3467510
Fug
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>>3467517
Whitney's not marrying any of the other girls
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Fuck's sake, can we not be railroaded into marrying Rose?
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>>3467520
>"Eat my whole entire ass, Ally. Eat it."
Yes.

>"My mom, of course!"
L O V E L Y
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>>3467520
I really want to see Rose enduring 6+ hours of Renee and Whitney at karaoke.
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>>3467520
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck, we get to see both don't we?

>>3467526
>railroaded
We literally chose this, Anonymous-dono. And even if we hadn't, the universe decreed it years ago.

tl;dr quit being a homogay
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>>3467526
To paraphrase the smartest girl we know: "eat my whole entire ass, anon. Eat it."
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>>3467526
It’s okay, anon. None of this matters as long as we win the Quiz Bowl.
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>>3467532
>we
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>>3467547
Would you prefer a 'wareware wa'?
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>>3467520
>"The groom isn't supposed to see the bride for 24 hours before the wedding! It's bad luck."
That's about purchasing a product.
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>>3467520
I'm so fucking ready for this

>"My mom, of course!"
>Rose turns a shade of pale green as she considers the prospect of what might be in store.
Well Rose should prepare for 24 hours of depressed drinking and karaoke

>>3467524
Yeah, she's fucking them. If some dude fucked our bitches would you not consider that cucking us?

>>3467526
>railroading
We literally chose this
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>>3467547
Yes, we.

Once again, you uppidy minority cunts have to pout and whine and complain because you dislike something the overwhelming majority of us want to see happen is actually happening, and you don't have a single leg to stand on because you've only made two entire posts all thread, purely to complain about the direction of the story that you've contributed literally zero votes to. Don't like how this is developing? Fucking speak up during the voting then.
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>>3467573
>new IP
If the people wanting this are in the truly in the minority, and it bothers you so much, why are you not voting? I mean, you're a new IP, so, surely, you haven't posted in the thread before, right? Why not? Why didn't you vote instead of letting the vocal minority who does all of the voting take over?
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This is a place of peace and celebration, Anonymous-tachi. Let us all wait warmly together.
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>>3467547
Majority rule man, it sucks but you gotta learn to live with it like every other human being
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You're standing at a urinal in the executive bathroom after a long meeting, relieving your bladder, when someone takes the stall beside you. You're a courteous and discreet user of public restrooms, so you don't even glance over. Until this other person speaks:

"Man, I don't think the geometry of this is going to work out."

Your spine goes rigid and you cut your stream off prematurely. You gasp: "What the fuck! Dr. Carte?"

"Talk about penis envy," she says, looking down at the toilet bowl. She has her hands pressed to her trousers, thumbs and forefingers making a diamond centered over where a penis would be, considering it. "I always wished I could pee standing." She looks at you now. "Guess I'll have to come back on my own time and try again."

"What are you doing here?"

"I needed to get you someplace private -- what better place than a bathroom, right?"

"The men's bathroom?"

"They should really make a law against that, huh? Listen. I heard through the grapevine that you've got -- a special something in your pocket." You glance down at your crotch, where your penis is still protruding from your zipper. "No, not that. I already know about that one. I mean something that came out of our mutual friend."

Oh. That.

"I could really use it," she says. "If all this shit about crazy Soviet psyops projects is true -- I think if I could get that thing in an... interrogation-type setting, if you will..."

"You want to interrogate the ghost of David Darkbloom."

"Shh! Yes. We need more information. And who knows how much of what he told Vivian is a lie..."

"But how?"

"Circuit bending, of course. Your sister is all for it." She pulls her purse from her shoulder and opens it for you to look inside. "Meet the new corporeal housing of the worst person to ever live -- a Tiger Electronics brand Furby toy -- uh, imagine a trademark symbol there. Well. You get the picture."

There's something darkly comical about that. David Darkbloom trapped inside a children's toy, forever. You can picture it now: "Me hungry. Achoo. Worry."

[ ] Do it.
[ ] Don't do it.
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>>3467583
I am always late to the party TrackMan. At the same time, with very few exceptions, the votes almost always tend to go the way I would vote, so I've no reason to complain about results I would have asked for to begin with.

What I have an issue with is people complaining about how things go the way they 'do not want them to go, but only after the fact of the vote is cast'.

>>3467591
You are forgiven.
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>>3467583
Have you ever considered the possibility that his ID is changing and he doesn't want to samefag?

Also he's in the majority so you argument makes literally no sense
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>>3467593
>[x] Do it.
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>>3467597
I said sorry >>3467595

>>3467593
ooohhhh yesss
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>>3467595
and on that note, hooray democracy!

>>3467593
>[X] Do it.
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>>3467593
>[X] Do it.
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>>3467593
>[x] Don't do it.
I don't know why, but I get a weird vibe for this. My gut tells me no even though I want it on a personal level.
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>>3467593
[X] Don't do it.
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>>3467593
>>[X] Do it.
Mostly 'cause I want to check if David is still there.
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>>3467532
>>3467564
>>3467573
>We chose this
Can I get a source on this? I went back and checked the past threads, and as far as I can tell we never got an actual choice relating to Alabaster deciding to marry Rose.

>>3467593
[x] Do it
I trust the cake
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>>3467593
>[ ] Don't do it.
GUYS, I KNOW IT'S TEMPTING TO PUT DARKBLOOM INTO A FURBY BUT LET'S NOT FLY TO CLOSE TO THE SUN HERE. THIS IS WE'RE TRAGEDY STRIKES
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>>3467593
>[ ]Don't do it.
Call it paranoia but I don't think that's a good idea.
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>>3467607
Me too. Maybe I don't totally trust Dr. Carte to not kill him? I think a furby is too vulnerable? I can't for the life of me pin it down, but I just don't want to put him in the furby.
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>>3467607
I got the same initial reaction, but the upsides to having access to the information are too great to pass up. besides, there's no harm if its in an isolated environment. as long as the Furby in question is not hooked up to a network, or given a wifi receiver for literally no good reason, it should be perfectly safe.
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>>3467593
>[x] Check if anyone else is around.
But then, if not, as much as there are a thousand reasons not to
>[x] Do it.
Darkbloom having to speak through a Furby voice is too good to pass up.
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>>3467616
Yeah, I think that's part of it. She has the strongest vendetta with EASILY provable accusations against him. I love Renee, but I don't trust leaving Darkbloom with her. Definitely a weird vibe.
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>>3467618
We can get the info later though after we deal with all the shit currently happening, this is literally the moment in a Greek tragedy where everything goes to shit
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>>3467593
>[X] Do it.
BRUH
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Do we have to keep him in the Furby? Maybe we can put it in, interrogate him, and take it out. If the Furby get's stolen, it might take us a bit to realize if the thief swaps it.
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>>3467611
>Can I get a source on this? I went back and checked the past threads, and as far as I can tell we never got an actual choice relating to Alabaster deciding to marry Rose.
What do you think the option to tell Rose that we don't have to get married was for? 99% of people voted to either keep it secret or to tell and go through with it. Are you reading?
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>[x] Do it.

Closing and writing.
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>>3467593
>[ ] Don't do it.
I dunno, not feeling it.
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>>3467630
We're definitely having dirty bathroom sex with Renee, right OP?
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>>3467630
Why do I have such an awful feeling about this?
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>>3467630
You know... I voted "Do it" and still fell we fucked up.
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>>3467629
Of course I'm reading, anon. Look at that choice again. From the way I see it, the two options were

>Don't tell her; keep it a secret so we can get married anyway
or
>Tell her, and force her to admit that she wants to marry us anyway

It very much seems to me that both roads were going to lead to the same outcome.
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>>3467630
Welp, if we're gonna die like a tragic hero we might as well start preparing that 5 paragraph monologue they always have while they're dying
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>>3467635
I think this guy >>3467622 has the right of it. Fuck me if I know how this goes bad from a Watsonian perspective, but from a Doylist one, this is classic high point before the fall. It looks like everything is coming up aces for our heroes, when he makes a seemingly innocuous or fairly reasonable choice that sends everything straight to shit.
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>>3467643
>force her to admit that she wants to marry us anyway
This last part was added by a good portion of us.
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>>3467643
They only lead to the same outcome cause people prefaced it and said to go through it anyways, you'd have to be autistic to read the thread and think that we didn't want to through with the marriage. Our desires were front and center for the world to see
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>>3467646
We all know OP has a Faust-boner. Or at least a cute anime Faust boner. By which I mean a Madoka boner.
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>[x] Do it.

"Furbytize the fucker," you say, handing the implant over. Dr. Carte takes it with all the clandestine shifty-eyed nervousness of a first-time buyer getting a baggie of weed. She shoves it in her purse and hooks the straps back over her shoulder.

Then she punches you in the chest.

"Oof-- what the hell!"

"Why are you marrying such a fucking harpy, Alabaster? What's wrong with my daughter? Is she not good enough for you?"

You move to stuff your dick back in your pants, rather than stand here arguing with Dr. Carte while it hangs out in the open. But she stops with a hand held up. "Oh no you don't. I'm not through with that thing yet."

You feel a twinge of mixed fear and interest.

"Your daughter encouraged me to do this," you huff. "Go bitch at her."

"I did. And I will again! You two are perfect for each other!"

"Don't you have a bachelorette party to get to?" You say.

"Yes, I do." She winks at you. "I'll be sure to take my penis envy out on your blushing bride. Hopefully I don't leave her too wrecked for the honeymoon..."

"For your sake, I hope you don't."

She steps closer, and with a sultry laugh she rubs the tip of her nose against yours. Simultaneously, she cups your exposed genitals. "Of course, you can always soothe the savage beast inside me a bit... and then I might go easier on the poor bitch."

[ ] Soothe the savage beast.
[ ] Later.
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>>3467611
This isn't so much a "Please Vote 1 to marry/Vote 2 to fuck/Vote 3 to kill" thing anon. It should be obvious to anyone who actually reads the majority of the posts made in these threads that most people actually really enjoy Rose as a character, and in my particular case, I've really enjoyed her ever since Season 1's Rape-Fight scene. Despite all the meme-ing about Cerise Best Girl in S1, Rose has been my TopGril for quite a while now.

After years of Fuck Quest, it's evident that many others feel similarly about her.

>>3467622
pic related

>>3467643
>It very much seems to me that both roads were going to lead to the same outcome.

That's because it was incredibly obvious that it was more a choice about how Alabaster will respond to this information. Will he A) Admit to himself that he has feelings for her beyond a fucktoy, and not exploit this information for personal satisfaction, or will he B)Seek to personally dominate her for his singular satisfaction?

Obviously, Alabaster is a bastard, so Option B won out.
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>>3467645
>>3467641
>>3467635
>>3467646
Come on, you guys are totally overreacting. Whatever future tragedy befalls us, there's no way a Furby Darkbloom will have had anything to do with it
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>>3467655
>[x] Later.
We have a really busy night ahead of us.
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>>3467655
>[x] Soothe the savage beast.
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>>3467655
>[X] Soothe the savage beast.
>-[X] And don't you dare take it easy on her.
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>>3467655
>[x] Soothe the savage beast.
something something railroading
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>>3467655
>[x] Soothe the savage beast.
bathroom sex is one of my favourites
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>>3467664
I'll second this.
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>>3467655
>[X] Soothe the savage beast.
If you guys make us pass up a Renee scene I swear to God.
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>>3467655
>[X] Soothe the savage beast.

We are totally doing this for Rose's sake.
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>>3467655
>[X] Soothe the savage beast.
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>>3467655
>[ ] Soothe the savage beast.
OP LISTEN TO ME CAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT, MAKE SURE DAVID CAN SEE THIS ALL GOING DOWN
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>>3467650
>This last part was added by a good portion of us.
Eh, I feel like it was implied.

>>3467652
>>3467657
Guys, I know. It's incredibly blatant that the majority of the thread is on board with the marriage. I'm just arguing semantics in saying that we never got actual choice on the matter, even if the outcome would have been obvious.

>>3467655
[X] SOOTHE
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>>3467674
Yeah, we can't give her our cum for 24 hours, so we're sending her some inside Renee.
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>[x] Soothe the savage beast.

Please wait warmly.
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>>3467655
>[x] Soothe the savage beast.
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>>3467283
I don't want to feel ever again.
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>>3467684
Don't bro, we'll set that bitch up with some of our obscene Darkbloom wealth. The superior anime club has to look out for it's members.
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>>3467680
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>>3467678
>Guys, I know. It's incredibly blatant that the majority of the thread is on board with the marriage. I'm just arguing semantics in saying that we never got actual choice on the matter, even if the outcome would have been obvious.
But we did, if the majority wanted to tell without going through with it, then there'd be no reason to do it anymore. We're not even close to being railroaded (so far)
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>>3467678
At least you're voting like a proper FQ player.

But seriously, why would OP waste his time on such a pointless 'vote' when the answer to said hypothetical vote would have been so plain to see?

>>3467684
Don't worry anon. Now that she's free from the influence of The Man, we can safely bring her into the fold. She'll come around eventually, provided we stop treating her like an enemy combatant.
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>>3467698
>But seriously, why would OP waste his time on such a pointless 'vote' when the answer to said hypothetical vote would have been so plain to see?
We've had plenty of votes like that in the past.
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>>3467698
>>3467688
If she doesn't commit suicide by shooting herself in the back of the head three times first.
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>>3467698
To be completely fair we have had a lot of the votes like that before. I understand the fair of being railroaded in this quest even if I don't agree that this is an example of that
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man

I cant believe makoto is fucking dead
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>>3467702
>>3467713
most of the so-called 'pointless' votes are, in my opinion, mostly about how has Alabaster(re:We, the players) have potentially changed in regard to our approach of interpersonal relations between other cast members. Is Alabaster still an unrepentant fuck machine? According to our choices, most definitely. Might things have taken a different path if Alabaster had, over time, developed a more thoughtful and nuanced opinion on some things? Quite possibly. But, as voting has shown up to this point, we are here to fuck, and fuck we most certainly have.

It is somewhat presumptuous to assume that if a vote doesn't have an obvious, immediate, and noticeable impact on the narrative that is is 'pointless'. Considering how much shit OP Studios had prepared on Ye Olde Whiteboard of Yore that there aren't layers on layers on layers to this wild ride we don't quite grasp.
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>>3467730
I want Alabaster to become a better person! I really, really want him to!
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>>3467737
I want Alabaster to continue being a fuck machine who indulges in all the wonders of the sexual world.

I suppose having him also be a bit more honest about his feelings wouldn't hurt, so long as that doesn't throw the brakes on the Fuck Quest Express.
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>>3467728
The lesbian rape crusade hath ended for the crusader fell upon her own sword. An ignoble end to such a noble endeavor.
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>>3467730
>It is somewhat presumptuous to assume that if a vote doesn't have an obvious, immediate, and noticeable impact on the narrative that is is 'pointless'.
Anon, YOU were the one who used the term pointless. I'm just saying that we've had plenty of choices in the past where the outcome was really obvious.
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>>3467730
Do you remember back in season 1 when there was an option to either run away or stay and fight and we chose the smart option of running away but then Renee went off like a retard and we got captured no matter what? Yeah that had literally zero impact on anything. There was no different in how Alabaster acted in the future at all. Nothing would've changed if we chose to fight. That's railroading. Same with taking the 2 guards with us but they didn't do anything cause OP had already decided to have Alex kill Marquis no matter what we did. That's also the perfect exanple of railroading. And those are just the examples off the top if my head, there are plenty more, especially in season 1
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>>3467744
We may yet multi-track drift to personal improvement, and I hope we do.
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Phew, managed to catch up before the end of this episode, wouldn't want to miss this for the world.
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>>3467776
Good on you anon, we're finally approaching the climix of the season
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>>3467789
>the climax of the season
heh
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>>3467789
Amongst other climaxes, of course.
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>>3467791
>>3467792
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>>3467789
As I've loved Rose since S1 I can't believe where we've come to now. This is true happiness.

Why is why I suspect OP injected suffering soon. But I guess we knew that cause of the flashforward to the cabin?
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>>3467789
It'll probably be another two day episode.
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>>3467805
well, were planning a wedding and.....what can you do with weddings?

pls OP im begging you, no sufferino por favor
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>>3467805
>I've loved Rose since S1
Jesus, then you must've found you soul mate by the time season 2 came around

>>3467806
Yeah probably. We haven't even had the bachelor party yet let alone the wedding and Alaska shit. We're just kind of fucking (literally) around again for some reason
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>>3467821
>Jesus, then you must've found you soul mate by the time season 2 came around

I admit, at first it was my penis talking: I love sub/dom stuff and the humiliations that were forced on Rose were really hot, even punching her in the gut and pissing down her throat. But the back and forth of it is what sold it to me.

Then as you allude to she began to be more of an involved character in S2 and my love grew even more.
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https://pastebin.com/VbXjHXX2
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>>3467834
You have impeccable taste anon.
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>>3467835
The time has come and so have I
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>>3467835
Add NTR to the list.
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>>3467835
eskimo kisses in the fourth sentence
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>>3467835
Oof.
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>>3467835
And now I have two pastebins queued up, thanks OP.
>>3467834
It helps that I think that a Mami avatar fits so Rose super well, despite her being quite different than her Madoka counterpart.

I'm a hopeless degenerate, I'm just careful to mention it since there were a few instances in S1 of TENDERNESS
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>>3467835
>Okay, Alabaster... okay... I'll get pregnant for you."

I want to knock up Doctor Carte over and over again and make a whole horde of half siblings for her slutty daughter Whitney, I really, really do!
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>>3467835
The wait is over
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>>3467835
A lewd's a lewd, but this is something special.
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>>3467834
Same. I have a rape fetish so I had a natural affinity towards her and then season 2 rolled around and I fell in love with her personality
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Armstrong approaches you, fluted champagne glass in hand. You stand in the lavish expanse of the hotel's conference room, that Whitney has rented out and turned practically into a brothel. Half naked -- and, in a couple cases, fully naked -- bunny girls skitter to and fro with platters, serving the guests. The fact that Whitney settled on a theme like this is hardly surprising. Both her biological parents share the same proclivity towards slutty bunnies. Hell, you're beginning to acquire the taste yourself.

"Latching yourself down to the ol' ball and chain, eh?" Armstrong says. He slaps your back so hard it knocks the wind from you. "Dumb fuckin' move if you ask me, but hey -- the heart wants what it wants, right?"

"Uh... yeah."

"I thought for sure you'd marry Whitney, if for no other reason than the financial security. Now Nelson, he had his money on Cerise, thought you two had some kinda Jaime-Cersie thing going. The weirdo. Tyrus was convinced you'd end up with Vivian in the end since he thinks you're both on the spectrum and figures it would fit. Y'know, compatibility-wise."

"Wait. Help me understand. You were all actively debating over who I was going to marry?"

"But now I can't blame you for the choice you did make! That Rose is one sexy fucking dimepiece. I'd fuck her even if her pussy is lined with barbed wire. Hey, just between you and me -- is it? She sure acts like it sometimes."

You leer back at him, grinning smugly. "It isn't. Just the opposite, actually."

"Haha! Now I get it. She hypnotized you with her vagina. All makes sense now. Jesus Christ, Alabaster, how does a dorky kid like you fuck so much? Life just isn't fucking fair. I swear to heaven."

"Mazel Tov!" Nelson says. He approaches you from behind, laying a surprisingly firm hand on your shoulder. "I have to say, I don't always agree with Whitney's decisions as CEO, but she chose a GREAT theme for the party."

"Did she say whether these girls are free to fuck?" Armstrong adds.

You shrug. "I assume, since it's Whitney, that yes they are."

Armstrong tugs at his tie. "Goddamn. Boss of the year 2019."

Speak of the devil, up comes one of the skimpily dressed girls now. Only a microbikini conceals her treasures, and her chest is considerable so it doesn't do a great job. From the side you can see her pussy. "Snacks?" She asks.

Armstrong pokes her tummy, and she jumps back, skittish. "You're a snack," he growls.

She giggles stupidly.

He takes a bite-sized sandwich from her platter and eats it. Nelson partakes too, but you decline. They gawk at her totally exposed backside as she walks off to serve others. You can tell how the cottontail is secured to her, and it isn't with tape. The two men lick their lips.

You, though -- you've got enough girls to fuck already, and you're not too interested in screwing some random stripper. But at least your guests are happy, right?
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>>3467835
#darkbloomdidnothingwrong #davidwaswronged
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>>3467870
Oof again.
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>>3467870
>in b4 one of them is Alex
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>>3467870
Oh fuck

Is Samantha here?
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>>3467875
Who?
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>>3467870
>Turns out they are all FBI
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>>3467878
This universe's Smatters equivalent. Went to school with Saul, Charlotte, and Mom.
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>>3467870
At least they’re having fun
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>>3467870
>tailplug
Have we done this with one of the girls? We should.
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>>3467870
I really, really like this. It's not often you see Alabaster hanging with the guys
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>>3467884
Whitney did mention that we should get Rose2 a tail.
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>>3467871
What ever you say anon
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>>3467884
Didn't Noelle have one?
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>>3467889
It was never an actual tailplug, /fq/-tachi just ran away with the idea in their own heads.
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>>3467887
>>3467889
Oh yeeah, I don't remember if the method of fastening was confirmed though.
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>>3467891
We're talking about Whitney here; the method of fastening is pretty fucking implied.
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>>3467890
>"I... I can't help it!" You shout, feigning psychic agony. You grab your wrist with your other hand as if trying and failing to hold yourself back. "I've been... possessed... I must... obey..."

>"Th-that's not funny! Don't you d--"

>You reach through the gap between the chairback and the seat and touch her fluffy cottontail. It's soft and warm. You ruffle it playfully.

>She sits bolt upright as if given an electric shock. "Gghh--" she chokes.

That reaction though, is that really just a tail attached to a costume?
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You sit on an ottoman in the corner, accompanying an Ottoman. Fazil.

"This is not a chaste gathering," he says.

"No. It sure isn't."

"These proceedings are testing my willpower."

You sip at your glass of bubbly. "And how's that willpower holding up?"

"Terribly."

"Good man." You reach into your pocket and produce two black felt boxes. You hand them over. "Wikipedia says one of the things a best man does is hold on to the rings until we tie the knot. So, uh, here."

"Thank you, Alabaster. I will cherish and protect them." Even as he says this, his eyes aren't on the ring boxes, but rather following one of the nakeder girls wandering around.

"I'll pray for you," you tell him.

"Please do. I think I shall need it."

Your moment of relative peace shatters when Stackleford approaches. "This is amaaaa-aaazing," he says. One of the bunnygirls is hanging off of him, hugging him around the shoulders and stroking his biceps. If only that girl knew what he looked like just a year ago. "I owe Whitney, like, big time. BIG time."

"Who invited you? Did Whitney invite you?"

"Uh."

"Goddamn it, Stackleford."

"This is so cool, though! What a party, huh? Huh?" The girl hanging off him agrees, at least. She strokes his chin and kisses his cheek.

"Why don't you and your rent-a-slut go have some snacks?" You say. "There's some nice yakisoba on the buffet table over there."

"Euch. Yakisoba? More like yucky-- more like-- more like YUCKY soba. Am I right? High five."

You leave him hanging. "Every day, I regret just a little bit more that I didn't let you die in the desert."

"Yo... that's kind of an asshole thing to say, bro."

"You're kind of an asshole person to be. So it works out."

"Well, anyway, as they say -- Mazel Tov!"

"Don't hang around with my Jew," you say. "Or any of my other board members."

Stackleford laughs as if you aren't serious, and departs for the snack table.
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>>3467884
I still prefer the idea of some type of gem stone butt plug.
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>>3467878
Samantha Smatters, from Omaha, Nebraska, obviously.
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>>3467893
He means the one Noelle wore, not these girls.
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>>3467893
My bad, that was meant for Noelle, I don't doubt Whitney a second on this.
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>>3467898
>>3467899
Ah, my mistake.
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>>3467895
>You leave him hanging. "Every day, I regret just a little bit more that I didn't let you die in the desert."
OP...

>"Don't hang around with my Jew," you say. "Or any of my other board members."
lmao what the fuck, Ally
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>>3467896
>I still prefer the idea of some type of gem stone butt plug.
That raises the question, should the stone be the girls birthstone, to personalize them, or Alabasters, to show off his ownership?
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>>3467896
Anal_ball_wear
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>>3467895
What did we do to deserve Fazil?
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>>3467904
We don't deserve Fazil
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>>3467907
Fazil is the best man we need, Stackleford the one we deserve.
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>>3467895
#PrayforFazil
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>>3467904
I think this is one of like, 3 good things Stackleford has ever done for us. IIRC, he's the only reason we got involved with anime club, learned Cerise was the advisor, and gave enough of a shit to stick around when it became the Turkish Cultural Appreciation club.
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>>3467912
As much of a dick as Ally is, NO one deserves Stackleford
except Darkbloom fuck him
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>>3467895
Is Fazil still a virgin or something?
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>>3467921
He's saving himself for the woman of his dreams.
His imouto.
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>>3467921
I mean, he is Muslim. Sex before marriage is absolutely haram.
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>>3467878
How could you forget perfection?
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>>3467921
He is simply a virtuous man in a den of iniquity.
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>>3467902
Imagine the lineup with personalized stones, all looking at you with various forms of desire.
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A few men at the broad, tall double doors leading into the room stand at attention and blow ceremoniously on trumpets.

And then into the room, sitting airborne atop a quadcopter the size of a cushion from a large living room sectional, Whitney enters.

Steering it for her by remote control, and walking underneath, is Ken Smith.

"Hear ye, hear ye!" Whitney says. She sits imperiously, spine straight and chin jutting out. She's wearing a cape and crown, and brandishes a scepter. "I hereby announce the wedding of -- ah!"

She startles as the quadcopter yaws perilously far backwards, almost sending her falling seven or eight feet to her ass. But Ken, bless him, rights the contraption in time.

"--ahem. Of Alabaster Thomas Soliloquy, first of his name!"

"The fuck is this..." you mutter.

The rest of the guests, though confused, nonetheless respond with muted applause.

Whitney's ride circles the room above everyone's heads. They gawk up at her. You, too. And so you're distracted enough that you don't notice Kay until she's sitting beside you.

"Any words from the groom to be on the eve of his wedding?" She asks.

"Fuck. Don't scare me like that."

"Question. Is it true that this is a sham marriage, conducted purely for the invocation of spousal privilege?"

You curl your lips up. "Now, how would you know such a thing?"

"Daddy Mallory gets loose lipped when he's sloshed." She points across the room, to Saul. His face is rosy, his hands digging lewdly in the crotch of a squirming bunnygirl as they both watch Whitney floating around.

"Jesus," you say.

"So? Is it true?"

"No. Rose and I love each other very much. We're doing this because of our deep and abiding passion for one another..."

Kay cackles. "You can only tell the truth by acting like you're lying. That's kinda cute."

"Why are you here?" You demand. "This isn't a party for women, is it?"

"I see plenty of women here."

"Okay. Well it's not a party for YOU."

Kay pouts. "You're so cruel. Why do you want to hog all this bunny pussy to yourself?"

"I didn't know you were a lesbian."

Kay shrugs. "I think any girl would be lesbian for these broads. Say -- your live-in mistress has good taste. Thank her for me."
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>>3467895
he doesnt deserve such poor treatment
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>>3467936
Holy fuck Whitney is hardcore.
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>>3467936
I can't fucking believe was Whitney just fucking flown into our party.
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>>3467938
Yeah, I feel so bad for Fazil, being in such close proximity to Stackleford. Seriously though, I can't think of a single thing Stackleford has done after the reboot besides being awful in a funny way.
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>>3467943
>I can't think of a single thing Stackleford has done after the reboot besides being awful in a funny way.
>after the reboot
>only after
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>>3467936
Whitney's got this, I'm sure it'll be a chaste and sane affair going forward.

Glad to see Saul enjoying himself haha.

Is there a girl in this quest that ISN'T a lesbian under the right circumstances?
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>>3467946
He got us information on Vivian, didn't he? And in a roundabout way, got us to meet Fazil and fuck Cerise.
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>>3467947
So far, Amber. That we've seen.
I still pray for my Amber x Vivian scene that will never happen.
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>>3467948
Yeah, but he did that by being awful in a funny way!
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>>3467949
I still want Amber and Whitney to aggressively fuck.
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>>3467949
I'm curious as to what the dynamic would be if nothing else.
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>>3467947
>I'm sure it'll be a chaste and sane affair going forward.
I can't wait for the bible study and christian rock concert.
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>>3467955
>And he has given us this command: Anyone who loves God must also love their brother and sister.
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>>3467955
We're going OT on this party!
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inb4 Rose set up all of the events of FQ season 2/3 so that she could get the marriage with ally she always wanted.
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>>3467943
awful? Hes just late to throw off the haunting sides of weebdom. He nearly died because knowing us, lost some fingers, got fired quite humiliatingly.
Only you can prevent Stacklebuse!
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>>3467960
We were working to Rose's Five Year Plan all along!
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>>3467947
I don't know man there's something about our dick that makes every girl 90% more lesbian
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>>3467962
Why on Earth would I want to prevent Stacklebuse?
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>>3467967
Ya know, out of context, this could be considered something terrible.
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>>3467960
Would that be 17 or 18 dimensional chess?
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>>3467967
Girls kissing and having fun with eachother in a threesome is the best though.
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>>3467962
He deserves it all though
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"Speech! Speech! Speech!" Whitney chants.

"Uh--" you begin. You're utterly confused, until she points her scepter right at you, and you realize what she means.

All eyes fall upon you.

"I'm -- not a speech person," you say awkwardly.

Whitney harrumphs. "Fine. I'll do it myself."

The quadcopter draws wide, slow laps around the giant hall as Whitney begins.

"I met Ally when we were 11. Back then I wasn't rich, or important, or smart like I am today. I didn't have anything but the shoes on my feet and the shirt on my back. I didn't have any friends, even. I was lonely all the time... and sad... it was such a drag. But Ally became my friend... even when no one else would do it... and he always cared about me even if he didn't wanna admit it. He let me eat the food off his plate and take the answers off his tests. Sure he whined about it, but he never said no. And that made all the difference. He's the reason I started taking school more serious, enough to graduate from high school... sports, too... and I think... I think if I didn't know him... I think I'd probably be dead by now."

You blink. You can hardly believe the words coming from her mouth.

"I love Ally with all my heart. He loves me too. It's kind of a weird thing to be saying right before he marries another girl, isn't it? But it's true. We're kind of a unique relationship. I hope that's not a TMI thing. But marriage is, like, whatever. The thing I've got with Ally is forever no matter what. And -- so is the thing he's got with Rose! I don't know how you're going to handle that bitch, Ally, but good luck! I'll help you where I can. God knows you'll need it. She'd have you hogtied over a barrel 24/7 if you didn't have a trump card like me to pull!"

The assembled guests laugh, and glance back at you, and all you can do is raise your champagne glass in her direction appreciatively.

"Ally is about to do something really crazy and weird and stupid, getting married on like two days' notice. Crazy and weird and stupid is what makes Ally so great. We're gonna be a crazy and weird and stupid family together. Ally, and Rose, and me, and Viv, and mom, and whoever the fuck else. That's what I want, and I know it's what Ally wants, Rose too. So Tozel Mov and let's get fucking drunk!"

There's raucous applause, and Whitney, maybe not understanding the nuances of this situation, applauds too.

"Oh..." she adds. "Of course, I'd be totally forgetting the most important thing if I didn't mention -- there's cake, too!"

Into the room, a couple of the slutty bunnies wheel an absurdly tall, multi-tiered cake. You sort of suspect that there's more than cake concealed within.
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>>3467974
Agreed
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>>3467969
its good to be nice to people. It doesnt hurt feelings and doesnt get you hurt, in case they get a gun and/or tangled up in mafia shit.
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>>3467976
Whitney a precious

>You sort of suspect that there's more than cake concealed within.
It's Alex, isn't it?
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>>3467976
Imagine being one of the fags here, RIGHT NOW, that hates Whitney, RIGHT NOW
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>>3467976
>You sort of suspect that there's more than cake concealed within.
a GUN!!!1!1

Thoughts on who's in the cake?
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>>3467976
>Back then I wasn't rich, or important, or smart like I am today.

My god, was she even smarter as a child?
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>>3467981
You talk like someone that has never met a Stackleford in real life.
I have.
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>>3467976
Alex is inside, isn't he? Him or Noelle.
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>>3467985
Rose2 for the absurdity or literally anyone better. It's Charlotte.
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>>3467986
She's wasn't just smart.
She was the Smartest Girl in the Universe
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>>3467976
I fucking love Whitney.
I swear to god, if Smatters is in that cake, I might die of happiness.
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>>3467974
[NIGHT FUCKERS (Mitsugi)] Konkon | Together
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>>3467983
I admit it, I used to really hate her in the S1 days and that carried over into S2, but S3 has really 180 my opinion of her.
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>>3467985
Well of course, there has to be cake within the cake... and we know she likes bunny girls, given her history with Smatters.
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>>3467976
Awww. Whitney can be real sweet sometimes
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>>3467991
>>3467997
>Smatters in the cake
This is the ideal universe
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inb4 there's an assassin in the cake
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>>3468003
Bad, Anonymous-dono! No cake for you!
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>>3467976
>if you didn't have a trump card like me to pull!
It sounds like Whitney is going to make bachelor parties great again.
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You know, we haven't even considered the possibility of multiple cake-dwellers yet.
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>>3468003
If the assassin is Smatters then I'm fine with it
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>>3468008
So it's Alex, Noelle, AND an assassin?
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>>3468008
You don't gild the lily anon, too many spices can ruin the entire flavor
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>>3468012
Nah, I think two is pretty viable. Three might be too many though. But if three means we get Smatters in the cake then I'm okay with three.
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The quadcopter draws up close to where you sit in the corner, and slowly lowers, so that it hovers just a few inches above you. Whitney, sliding to her back, lets her head hang over the side -- and kisses you on the lips.

You meet her eyes. "Should I cut into the cake, or would that kill some poor stripper?"

"Ally, that's a nasty thing to call the girl of your dreams."

"Oh? You mean you're not the girl of my dreams?"

"I ...am I?"

You answer by kissing her again. She blushes and her eyes flutter. She wasn't expecting that.

But then she composes herself. Drawing her lower lip to her teeth, she lets out a sharp whistle. And this, apparently, is the signal. You look up: springing forth from the top of the cake, dressed in a form-fitting bunny costume you recognize -- is Alex.

So it's like that. Cerise must have had a hand in setting this up, too.

The assembled crowd jeers and claps and wolf-whistles. Alex is wearing his signature surgical mask, and you're not sure how many of these guests recognize him, or the fact that he's a guy.

But he's not the only person hidden in the cake. Up pops another -- a girl you don't recognize -- with long red hair and floppy rabbit ears of her own. Somehow she looks more... leporine, than the other girls here. Her tiny nose and twitchy face complement the look excellently. Somehow so too do her absolutely enormous tits. She's a head taller than Alex, and rests her chin on his crown, between his pointy ears. Her almost totally naked breasts hug his head. He grips his fishnets and squirms uncomfortably.

"Who's that slut?" You demand.

Whitney laughs. "Alex. Duh."

"The other one."

"Oh. I think she said her name is Sam."

"What, as in Samantha?"

"Yeah -- that's it."

You shake your head.

"What do you say?" Whitney asks. "Wanna fuck like rabbits before you get hitched?"

[ ] Just Whitney.
[ ] Just Alex.
[ ] Alex and Samantha.
[ ] Alex, Samantha, and Whitney.
[ ] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
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>>3468015
>>[ ] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
IS THERE NO ONE ELSE
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>>3468015
[ ] Alex and Samantha.
Give us that sweet, sweet DP.
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>>3468015
holy fucking shit

>[x] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay

VOTING IN THE SEASON FINALE OF FUCK QUEST AT 4:21 AM
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>>3468015
HEH

HAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAH
>[x] Alex, Samantha, and Whitney.
Fuck kay, but especially not here.

It's 4:21. B O O P
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>>3468015
>[x] Just Whitney.
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>>3468015
>>[x] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
I can't not.
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>>3468015
[X ] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay
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>>3468015
Holy shit, every sentence just made this post better and better

I... I don't know what to DO
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>>3468015
>[X] Alex, Samantha, and Whitney.
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>>3468015
[X] Samantha, Whitney, and Kay

I'll admit, I've never been a fan of Alex. I may have shit taste, but male on trap is gay and that's gross.
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>>3468015
>[ ] Just Samantha.
She deserves her screentime

Although I know that the fivesome will win
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>>3468015
Well it is fuck quest
>[x] all of them

But my inner whitneyfag does want a solo scene. But for the good of the quest.
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>>3468015
>[ ] Just Alex.

Hasn't he never had a solo lewd before?
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Getting bored of Whitney sex scenes, and Kay a shit
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>>3468032
That, plus it's about time Alex got a lewd scene WITHOUT him being femdommed
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>>3468032
Better than DP
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>>3468015
>It IS Samantha
oh SHIT

>[x] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
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>>3468015
[X] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay
I want to tell Alex how I feel about him! I really do!

...but that doesn't mean the rest of the gang can't come along, too.

>>3468031
He hasn't, and it's painful to pass it up, but... this is probably our only chance at Smatters, and frankly Whitney deserves it for arranging the whole affair. So we might as well fivesome
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>>3468015
>[X] Alex and Samantha.
I like Alex and I must know about this "new" girl.
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>>3468015
>[x] Just Samantha.
As the other anon said too many spices can ruin the taste. I'm just happy to see Smatters again
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>>3468035
We have a prime opportunity to let Alex actually fuck a girl, and no-one can bitch about NTR here since Samantha's just some hired stripper
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I'm going to have to go to work with a hard-on and blue balls aren't I? I'm going to have to sweat behind a hot grill all day dreaming of bunnygirls and tomboys and traps and milfs all day, aren't I?
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>>3468015
>[ ] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
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I'm not closing the vote yet, but I am closing shop for the night. Sunday evening we'll hit the ground running at 9 PM EST.

What you're voting for may not be the only lewd thing we see at that time.

Bigger and lewder.
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>>3468048
I'm going to explode before tonight. Stay based, OP.
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>>3468048
Thanks for the hard work OP!
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>>3468048
The warmest wait of all! Thanks for the wild ride OP, can't wait to see it continue
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>>3468040
But Alex fucking a girl isn't nearly as hot as the him getting dominated by one, it's his niche and his fetish

>Samantha's just some hired stripper
You take that back! She's the only one who's based enough to give us seven children!
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>>3468048
I swear to God if we don't get some training from Charlotte before the big event, I will find you and I will end you
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>>3468048
My immortal dick is once again on fire and can't be tamed.
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>>3468040
>Alex dicking someone
Ew gross
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>>3468054
What's the point of a trap if he never gets to use his dick? We might as well be fucking a girl with no pussy. And it's not like femdom and penetration are mutually exclusive.
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>>3468015
[X] Samantha and Whitney

If this was strictly a sex scene, I'd vote for just Samantha in a heart beat. Not a fan of sex scenes with Alex, Whitney has had just a shitload of sex scenes since day one, and Kay hasn't had a very strong presence at all. However, sex scenes have more consequences than just making it hard for girls to walk afterwards, and Whitney threw a bitchin party, and has just been showing us how absolutely based she is, so I can't in good conscience not fuck her tonight.

>>3468048
Have a good one OP

Bigger and lewder indeed. Hope Rose and Renee are having fun with her bachelorette party.
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>>3468060
Alex dicking people would set off the fine trap balance we've had thus far
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>>3468060
His dick is used plenty just not with penetration like Alabaster, jacking off and groping mostly. There's a thin line between traps and it turning into a MMF threesome and I like how it's been handled so far
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>>3468064
>>3468065
You're telling me you don't want to see Whitney using him as a living dildo and smashing his pelvis into fine dust? Or Rose smothering him with her chest as she milks him dry while we're balls-deep in him?
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>>3468067
No that's what Alabaster is for, he can be dominated too, ya know
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>>3468056
It's only logical, a mothers duty, etc etc.

We know how she justifies her lust from the laundry day lewd.
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>>3468071
It doesn't happen nearly enough though, and whenever it does happen, it always ends with Alabastar domming. I miss when Rose was actually a switch, and not 95% sub.
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>>3468074
I can kind of agree with that. I'm not into femdom really but I have noticed a distinct lack of it this season. Let's pray for a Charlotte training session in the near future
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Worry not, my milf-loving friends. The mother's place is traditionally at the bachelorette party, after all. I'm sure all of our moms are having a wonderful time with our sisters, almost-sisters, and of course our bride-to-be.

Just imagining both of these lewds in tandem is enough to get me going, fucking hell. I can't imagine how good it's actually going to be tonight.
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>>3468015
>[ ] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
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>>3468048
How's Rose's hens night going? Is Dr Carte making sure it's as off the chain as the party organized by her daughter?

And is a drunken, incestuous fling with Scarlett when Alabaster is brought back home a possibility?
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>>3468077
I just want the mothers of the couple to kiss at least ones.

Maybe some symmetrical docking.
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>>3468095
I just busted out an extra mile off my normal running schedule in an attempt to soothe my raging beast after fapping THREE TIMES tonight and I still don't know if I can ever get to sleep with these images in my head. FUCK.
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>>3468108
Embrace the MILF, accept the Oyakodon into your heart.
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>>3468015
honestly
[x]Just Whitney
i know, weird right?
I just want to make sure she's extra pregnant before the wedding.
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>>3468134
One of my favorite parts of Season 1 FQ was how Whitney seemed so content with the possibility that she was pregnant, and i want that tenderness again.
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>>3468015
>[X] Samantha, Whitney, and Kay
I don’t see the point in continuing with Alex at this point. He and Sable deserve each other. I’m tired of “punishing” him for doing treacherous shit and then moving on. Not tonight.
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>>3468015
Supporting girl party Whitney, Sam & Kay
>>3468213

I want Kay to thank Whitney for the bunnies herself.
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>>3468015
>Samantha, Whitney, and Kay
>>3468040
Way too gay.
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>>3468048
OP, thanks for the chance to get at least one vote in this session after sadly missing out on the rest.

>>3468015
>[ ] Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
Alex can go present himself like that to Sable later.

Also because after the incident with Makoto, I want Whitney to bounce back and do a full on personal "evaluation" on the new girl and the only other female with Japanese ancestry.
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>>3468015
>[ xxx] Alex and Samantha and Kay
side bitches need love tooo
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>>3468015
>[X] Alex, Samantha, and Whitney.
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>>3466871
Gilroy is also home to Japanese style hotsprings. The Gilroy Yamato Hotsprings which are now owned by the state and awaiting a development plan.
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It would be also be a little amusing to leave Alex at the party and see how many misunderstandings it creates. Mr. Mallory getting a facefull of trap ass would be amazing.
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>>3468015
>Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
Do them all.
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>>3468134
>>3468137
Whitney/Smatters double pregnancy would be absolutely kino. Unfortunately, this may be another gay manipulator scene. It’s too bad Tyrus is taking his time.
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>>3468575
>another gay manipulator scene.

...ehh?
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>>3468599
Alex has consistently lied to us and tried to manipulate us. He favors Sable and plans on marrying her. Sable would see us dead if it is convenient to her. The majority saw him as an enemy within the past 2-3 weeks and quickly forgot just because he was dressed up. Trap/gay fetishists are willing to ignore treachery as long as their fetish is satisfied, even right before the wedding. It’s sad.
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>>3468641
Also, it’s likely that he’s only being included in some votes because there was no vote that included all of the girls without him. That required a write-in and still managed to gain traction. He’s too polarizing, which can be fun, but is crossing over into being an absolute nuisance that detracts from scenes with other characters. I’d like the first, and perhaps only scene, with Samantha/smatters to not include him.
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>>3468015
>[X] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
ALL IN BABY
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>>3468015
I want to say
>[X] Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
But it seems Alex is a must, not that I mind much either.
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>[x] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay
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>>3468015
>[x] Lol, no way, fag! *Fuck no one.*
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>>3468015
>[x] Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
Honestly he doesn't do anything for me after how he's been acting lately. Having him in the scene would just inflate it
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So just so we're clear, we're definently Impregnating Smatters again right?
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Hey, since Whitney good to be the bridesmaid, can Alex be the flower girl.
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>>3468776
She exists to be impregnated.
>>3468791
Or just don’t invite him. Not all relationships work out and I’m not sure why this one is still being forced after everything that’s happened.
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>>3468802
I like Alex. But I do admit that their relationship is a fucking twisted. Filled with lying, and cheating.
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>>3467520
>Rose turns a shade of pale green as she considers the prospect of what might be in store.
PAINT
ME
>GREEN
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>>3468776
Smatters will lay her eggs in us.
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>>3468776
S E V E N T I M E S
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>>3468015
>[ ] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
my body is ready
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>>3468213
>>3468768
>>3468802
>>3468840
I honestly kind of agree. His actions have ruined it for me and I can't get too excited about fucking him anymore. If we don't love him anymore maybe we should end it?

Him and Sable deserve each other

I'll switch too
>[x] Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
But it seems like we're pretty much locked into fucking them all no matter what I vote so I'll just try to ignore him
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>>3468641
>seeing Alex as an enemy
He's literally never done anything but try and help us, though. The only reason their relationship is currently strained is that he didn't trust Ally with the information about Sable's plan, and it was even hypocritical to get mad about that.
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>>3468015
>[X] Alex, Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
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>[x] Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.

I did not expect this to get any traction, but if they're is a chance, fuck it, I'll take it.
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>>3469078
I wouldn't go as far as too say he's an enemy but he's been acting really retarded and fucked up recently. I just can't see him as the same person I fell in love with last season anymore
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>>3469074
What we need to do is simple. After the honeymoon we sit down and talk. If we can't work this out. Then we should end our relationship with him. But we fu*k him one last time.
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>>3469101
>But we fu*k him one last time.

You can curse in F*ck Q*est, anon.

I am awake and writing, but I think I will begin with the other lewd(s?) first. I will try to take into account the votes throughout the night in the best way I can. Please wait warmly for the festivities at 9 PM.
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>>3469101
But that sounds too mature for FQ anon!

>But we fu*k him one last time.
I'm fine with this, we still haven't had a solo scene with him yet
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>>3469110
>You can curse in F*ck Q*est, anon.
Can't write f*ck on our airplanes, OP; it's obscene.
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>>3469126
F*cking on an airplane, now there's one for the bucket list.
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>>3469110
I know, but I'm using a duck up speech to text program. That auto-correct the words or replaces them entirely.
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>>3469133
On, not in. Details.
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>>3469133
>b*cket list
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>>3469133
Didn't we fuck Mom and Whitney on an airplane back in season 1?
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>>3469133
>>3469151
Speaking of Mom, can Ally do more butt stuff?
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>>3469151
On a reclining seat, in an airplane.
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>>3469078
So going behind our backs and getting 4 people killed and a data center tied to our continued existence destroyed is the action of a friend, let alone a lover? He has blood on his hands and has consistently shown that he puts on faces to get what he wants. He is completely fake and dangerous. He only got as many votes as he did because he was included in every option that involved anyone more than just Whitney. A write-in to specifically leave him out gained significant traction after the initial knee-jerk [X] All of Them vote. This scene isn’t for him.
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>>3469138
For extremely plot relevant reasons, Alabaster has to be strapped by his feet into titanium stirrups on the wing of an airplane, standing upright with one of the girls secured to his waist by a bungee strap, and f*ck her like that while the plane flies through the air at 40,000 feet and 600 MPH.
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>>3469099
I mean, he killed a guy for us and then had to hide that fact from his super violent husband he works with. As far as I'm concerned, it should be up to us to heal Punished Alex, not up to him to reconcile with us. Talking is a good idea though.
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>>3469173
600MPH air speed or ground speed?
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>>3469074
Do we not love him anymore? I get the impression Alabaster is still just uncomfortable with the idea that he might love a guy. Like:
>Alex Best is a lot of things -- but he's definitely in love with you. You wish you could say how you feel about him.
This reads to me more like a continuation of Alabaster being uncomfortable with his feelings than not having them. And there's certainly been enough implications that he cares a lot about Alex over the course of the story.

>>3469101
I definitely agree with this though. Talking things out is usually the right answer, and with all the shit that's happened it's probably best that we get on the same page with him before the two of us have to shoot anyone else.
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>>3469173
Thanks for the new fetish
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>>3469169
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33221648/33221648
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>>3469170
Losing one data center did absolutely nothing to hurt us, and it was entirely the fault of Benjamin Gurlick, 47, of Diablo Grande, CA. His plan was designed to take our safety into account, unlike Sable's, which could very possibly have killed us without his intervention. 100% of the blood on his hands was spilled for our benefit, not his own. It seems that you have a considerable bias against Alex, anonymous-dono, but it's a bit presumptuous to assume that everyone else shares this dislike.
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>>3469173
Will Fazil, possessed by the Dark Spirit of an Ancient Sultan, challenge us to a fuck-off on the plane with our Souls on the line?
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>>3469242
Fazil went up to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal. He was such a jerk, that horny Turk, and he liked to make chicks squeal.
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>>3469223
If he wasn’t working parallel to us at best and against us at worst then he would’ve trusted us enough to allow us to make sure that his idiotic plan would have had at least enough support to not kill anyone. Ask yourself honestly if you think he wouldn’t sacrifice us for Sable. That blood was spilled at Sable’s bidding, not for us. Remember, we don’t even need anything to be destroyed; we are going along with it out of mostly spite. The destruction was all Sable’s plan and for her benefit.
I know he has a few fans. They all do. I’m saying the majority has been against him for the past 2 or 3 weeks. His remaining fans only look the other way because he’s the only thing fulfilling their trap fetish.
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>>3469242
>challenge him to a f*ck-off
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>>3469280
Sable literally asked him to sacrifice us for her sake and he said no, though. She came to him with a plan that would involve killing us and he told her that he would only work with her if he could ensure our safety.

If there's been a majority against him the last few weeks, why did we vote to tell him we'd go along with his plan? Why did we vote to let him coordinate things with Sable himself? Neither vote was even especially close. It's okay if you don't like Alex, but you're not in the majority.
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>>3469270
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>>3469176
>As far as I'm concerned, it should be up to us to heal Punished Alex, not up to him to reconcile with us
I mean between hugging him and making sure he gets some rest to trusting him with our lives, I'd say Alabaster's been pretty nice to Alex considering how he's been acting. We can only reach out so much to, he's gonna have to open himself too if he wants healing. I think this emotional goose chase is far from obligatory, especially with all the other shit going on. It's also been a year. If he is still acting like this despite that time I find it a little hard to believe we'll fix it in a conversation or two, but we'll see I suppose. I just want my cute trap again

>>3469197
Maybe. Does Alabaster even care that much anymore? He seems to stop talking about less and less as opposed to something like his love for Rose which he denies more and more
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>>3469306
I meant that if it truly came between the two of them then Alex would choose Sable. So far, Alex has only refused because Sable essentially told him to sacrifice him for no reason other than efficiency.
We’ve been doing a lot of delegating this season. Sometimes it works, sometimes it backfires. Agreeing to destroy the company =/= a majority endorsement of Alex. I seriously doubt almost anyone agreed to do this simply for Alex or Sable’s sake.
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>>3469306
>Sable literally asked him to sacrifice us for her sake and he said no, though. She came to him with a plan that would involve killing us and he told her that he would only work with her if he could ensure our safety.
Yeah but he's working in a field full of uncertainties with a women who cares more about her project than us. If he really truly cared he would've came to us about it first

>If there's been a majority against him the last few weeks, why did we vote to tell him we'd go along with his plan? Why did we vote to let him coordinate things with Sable himself? Neither vote was even especially close. It's okay if you don't like Alex, but you're not in the majority.
Because when everyone is working for same the goal the risk is minimized greatly as opposed to working on 2 completely different things and letting the other one be. You know that thing the that Alex and Sable were literally stupid enough to do and obviously worked out horrendously
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I can't imagine being one of those anons who hate Alex or sable now.

Alex CLEARLY loves the hell out if Alabaster. But oh no, he withheld some info! Burn him at the faggot stake! Not like it would be massively hypocritical for Alabaster to hold a grudge over secrets.

Sable is a bit pissy, but she has had to watch as her dreams for the advancement of humanity got dragged through the mud and shit on. You'd be a bit pissy as well.

I want them to get married only for Alabaster to show up at the honeymoon and fuck them BOTH full of babies, complete with a wedding dress for Alex. I really, really want to!

Also Wii fit with Amber and David when?
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>>3469280
Conversely, if Sable's plan could only be accomplished by sacrificing us, I can't imagine him remaining on board. Their current plan is also directly to our benefit, as it will ultimately remove the danger we face from the Sand Reckoner conflict.

I bring up a distaste for argumentum ad populum because there's no way that any one reader can realistically determine the preferences or mindset of the majority, and even if one was able to, it wouldn't necessarily validate an opinion. Basically, that kind of talk just clogs up a discussion.
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>>3469316
I mean, I don't think he loves Alex as much as Rose, but if there's one thing we know for sure, it's that Alabaster has room in his heart for more than one person. I don't think giving him a hug and agreeing to join his corporate destruction plot is really reaching out though; it's definitely nice, but sometimes you need a more hands-on approach when someone goes through a traumatic experience like that. Lots of people will just isolate themselves instead of reaching out, and like, I dunno if Alex is doing that exactly, but it seems somewhere in between. I think us sitting down and talking to him might get the ball rolling faster on his recovery, even if it's not going to heal him instantly. But more importantly, I think it would help strengthen his relationship with Alabaster, which would both be good for both of them. And hopefully put to ease anyone who's still worrying that Alex would sacrifice Alabaster, not that I think those fears are well-founded.
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>>3469173
>ywn fuck a girl on a P-47 at altitude
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>>3469346
Jesus Christ are we gonna have this conversation again? There's a huge difference between the secrets Alabaster has kept and the secrets he does. Waving it off as just him having a dirty little secret is completely dismissing the issue. There was absolutely no good reason for Alex to keep the secret from Alabaster. Him not doing so is completely a matter of trust or lack there of. Alabaster had a whole team of people to do the mission and made sure they didn't act unless they were safe and went in to save them himself while Alex has only Sable and still refused to ask for help which endangered the mission and by extension our lives. And after all that happened we still agreed to help him because Alabaster has been one of the few people actually using his head this season and he still went around and said we didn't care/trust him. Hes' been completely unbearable this whole season from big shit like that to little shit like trying to manipulate our emotions into throwing the stupid tennis match. I don't hate him I just can't bring myself to love him like i used to
Sable doesn't give as shit about our lives any more and her plan to give everyone a implant is reckless and the fact that she was going to try to do this with just her and Alex and refusing to ask for our help is genuinely really dumb. Saying she's just being pissy is ignoring the issue at hand

>>3469368
I was talking about him caring about the not being gay thing. Like they're balls touched and Alabaster didn't even give a shit. Even teased Cerise about it

And like what else could we do? We hugged him and made sure he's ok and trust his plan but he still says we don't care. I don't think there's much else Alabaster can do if Alex is going to have this us against him mentality no matter what we do. I just hope that talking to him gets us somewhere at least
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>>3469346
This is vastly understating everything those two have done and the hostility they’ve displayed.
>>3469352
If we were in a burning building with Sable and he could only save one of us then it would be Sable. If he were forced to testify against us to give Sable, and likely himself, immunity then he would do so. If it came down to killing us to make her happy then I think he would refuse. He likes us, perhaps even loves us to an extent, but we aren’t his first choice. In this kind of environment that doesn’t make him on our side because Sable most definitely isn’t on our side. That’s all.
I understand your point on arguing the majority. Perhaps I’m getting carried away generalizing just because I doubt he would’ve won this vote if an option for only the 3 girls was presented at the beginning. Perhaps not. But I’ll drop that and stick to the other arguments.
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>>3469451
>>3469550
Sable said one fucking line about "who cares if alabaster dies". that's it. She also sucked off a pistol last episode. She has extreme emotions. that doesn't mean she actively wants Alabaster dead and is machinating to kill him and his friends. For fucks sake she isn't Mara, she's just upset that her revolutionary invention has been perverted to do exactly the shit she invented it to fix.

Your also soundly ignoring the fact that Alex is working in Alabaster's best interest. out of love.

In truth of fact both of their changes this season are a direct result of the end of last season. If you don't like it, perhaps you should try to think of ways to improve the situation instead of demonizing both of them. But no, you won't be satisfied unless Sable is what, killed? and Alex is somehow punished back into his old, subservient self. They have both grown as characters. I'm sorry if that character growth makes you like them less.

I for one like them MORE as their attitudes serve to remind us that Alabaster makes choices that have real impacts.
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>>3469654
>Sable said one fucking line about "who cares if alabaster dies". that's it.
What do you mean "that's it"? That means fucking everything! Her whole plan revolved resulted in our fucking deaths before Alex told her to stop

>Your also soundly ignoring the fact that Alex is working in Alabaster's best interest. out of love.
What? Are you reading the posts? Nobody's denying that, we're just calling him retarded and untrusting of Alabaster which directly puts everyone's lives in danger. If he told us the plan everything would be so much easier but no he doesn't trust us the same way we do to him and he tries to call us out on a lack of trust

>In truth of fact both of their changes this season are a direct result of the end of last season.
That doesn't excuse they're actions

>If you don't like it, perhaps you should try to think of ways to improve the situation instead of demonizing both of them.
Maybe if they talked to us we'd be happy to help but Alex has been fucking around with Sable the whole season without telling us until shit hit the fucking fan. Also you say demonizing like we're exaggerating their actions but we really aren't. Were talking about everything they've actually done thus far and making points about those. There's nothing bad about calling them out on there actions and multiple anons have expressed the desire to talk to him. That's a whole lot more reaching out then he's ever done but he's probably still gonna try to make a case about how we're insensitive and untrusting to keep up his stupid us against him mentality that anybody with 2 brain cells can see is not the case

>But no, you won't be satisfied unless Sable is what, killed?
Nobody said that they want her dead, we just want her to stop acting like a retard who has no care for our well being

>and Alex is somehow punished back into his old, subservient self
I feel like Alex was a whole lot happier back then so yes absolutely, that is the little trap I fell in love with last season after all, not this manipulative retard

>I'm sorry if that character growth makes you like them less.
I wouldn't call it growth, not by a long shot. More like a direct regression both emotionally and intellectually

>I for one like them MORE as their attitudes serve to remind us that Alabaster makes choices that have real impacts.
Yeah, but just cause their current attitudes and actions are a result of events that were outside of Alabaster's control doesn't mean that their reactions are instantly justified and that we have to like them. Regardless of what brought them here they're in full control of their actions and we are judging them off of those. And it's those actions that are the reason people are liking them less and less
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>>3469654
Actually, I think there’s a decent chance Alex is going to get killed by Tyrus, or that there will at least be an attempt, and I don’t want to be next to him when that happens.
Good point on her openly saying she doesn’t care if we live or die, especially in the way it was said, I forgot about that. I think it’s interesting how Alex’s infatuation with her despite her very obvious and unjustifiable flaws somewhat mirrors certain players’ defense of him for his own very obvious and unjustifiable flaws. I really do hope some autist takes all of this and writes a thesis on it one day.
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>>3469822
>I really do hope some autist takes all of this and writes a thesis on it one day.

In my grandiose daydreams, Fuck Quest is sort of like A Confederacy of Dunces, in that it becomes appreciated as a cult classic, perverse and blackly comic bildungroman after it's all said and done. There's at least one direct reference to that book this season, see if you can figure it out.
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>>3469876
Picaresque -- that's the word I was looking for and couldn't remember, thank you Wikipedia.
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>>3468015
>[x] There isn't even a Quiz Bowl, this is the lamest bachelor party ever! *Storm out crying.*
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>>3469925
>[x] There isn't even a Quiz Bowl, this is the lamest bachelor party ever! *Storm out crying.*

Closing and writing.
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>>3469934
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>>3469934
>>[x] There isn't even a Quiz Bowl, this is the lamest bachelor party ever! *Storm out crying.*
One of these days, we need a Fuck Quest Quiz Bowl.

What was the name of Alabaster's cum pheromone in Season 1? What was Mr. Soliloquy's job? What was Whitney's Yearbook quote?
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>>3469925
>>3469934
>>3469958
Kek, this is the best timeline
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>>3469925
>>3469934
If this actually happened it would be the best thing since Alabasterina Aside
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>>3469934
If it leads to Alabaster crashing in on the bachelorette party Renee set up, I would unironically be on board with this.
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>>3469934
Based.
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>>3470018
You already know that the second Whitney stepped away to do our party Renee and Vivian have been planning a quiz bowl
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>>3470018
Turns out the bachelorette party is a quiz bowl
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>>3468015
>[x] Samantha, Whitney, and Kay.
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>>3470043
And all the questions are about Alabaster's dick and fetishes.
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>>3470041
>>3470043
It can't be helped. It's time for Alabasterina's return and get on this quiz bowl action.
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>>3470041
>Rose rants and roars at these dweebus maximuses raining on her bachelorette party
>Still competes with all her might cuz she never loses!
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>>3470056
>>3470072
Alabasterina crashing the bachelorette party for a quiz bowl sounds fucking amazing
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>>3470100
Needs blinders to not see Rose tho.
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>>3470106
Silly anon, Rose is marrying Alabaster, not Alabsterina
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>>3470029
>>3469934
based and quizbowl pilled
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>1 minute past the hour
>no pastebin

It's over guys, OP is dead
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>>3470443
ribs and peas fq 2014 - 2019
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>>3470443
My bet is he wrote the Alabaster-on-top-of-plane scene, realized that nothing he ever did in his life would top it, and committed sudoku
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>>3470474
IT'S HERE
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>>3470474
SLUTTY
BUNNY
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>>3470474
THERE IT IS
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https://pastebin.com/7aehudfA
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>>3470474
YES!
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>>3470487
!
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>>3470487
Gonna die happy tonight.
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>>3470487
Oh. Ohhhh
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>>3470487
THE DOUBLE WHAMMY
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>>3470474
>https://pastebin.com/7aehudfA
is
is that S1 Smatters?
have the world lines been crossed?
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>>3470474
>>3470487
Brilliant
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>>3470474
>>3470487
God, there's so much boxes I'll need to check off on the table.

>"You'll make me pregnant one of these days too... right, Ally?"
Alright, that quote and the pregnancy line from Renee earlier has convinced me. OP is setting it up so we get every girl knocked up. This will be the basis for Fuck Quest: The Next Generation, starring all of the harem's children.
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This is it. This was the peak of FQ. It can only go downhill from this point on.
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>>3470545
Only the peak of the FUCK part.
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>>3470474
>"Of course," she says. "You're my always, Ally."
I'm not crying, you're crying!
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>>3470474
>>3470487
That was a great double feature.
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"I suppose I owe you something like fatherly support, don't I."

You stand in an anteroom in the church, alone with Saul, in front of a mirror, trying and retrying to get your goddamn tie done up. No matter how you twist and turn it, loop and knot it, you can't seem to get it right.

"Do you want help with that?"

"No I don't want help with that. Fuck."

"Alabaster..." he says. He lays a hand on your shoulder. His voice is firm and level. You sense that he's about to lay down some sort of hidden truth, some sort of priceless advice, for navigating life as a married man, with a Mallory woman -- that he's about to pass down generational wisdom that you need to pay attention to. "I don't smell like bunny pussy, do I?" He asks.

You slump your shoulders. "How would I know? If you do, then so do I."

"Okay. Fair."

You turn and try once more to get your tie done up. "Fuck..." you mutter. You don't want to admit it, but you're an absolute bundle of raw nerves right now.

Saul, watching, speaks up again. This time what he says is much more important.

"We haven't always gotten along. But I know you meant it when you told me you love Rose. And I know even if I don't approve... that you'll treat her right. I'm trusting you with her, Alabaster. Don't let me down."

Your hands stop, and you peer back at him through the mirror's reflection. It's useless to deny anything right now. You just nod respond simply: "Yes. I won't let you down, sir."

"Sir... ha. Don't turn into a suck-up."

"Of course not, Saul."

Your hands begin again in their futile quest to tie a knot. You hope today's metaphorical tying of the knot goes more smoothly.

There's a soft knock on the door, and Charlotte, wearing an elegant white gown of her own, pokes her head in. When she sees you, she squeals: "aahhhh! Oh my goodness!"

She barges in, arms held wide, and draws you into a tender hug.

The door wide open, in comes Mom as well -- she's in a flowing red dress that fits her perfectly. Not just because of her name, either. Her form fills it so nicely.

"How's Rose?" Saul asks his wife.

Charlotte pulls away from you, still clasping your shoulders. "Oh, she's an absolute wreck. How's Alabaster?"

"Wreck," Saul affirms.

"Just perfect." She finally turns to face her husband. "She wanted to see you a bit before you walk her down the aisle. She'd never admit to such a disgustingly patriarchal impulse, but I think she needs daddy to tell her that he approves..."

"I don't approve, is the thing..." Saul says.

"Saul." Charlotte's voice is icy.

"Yes. Of course, dear. I approve completely."

He goes.

Charlotte spins and faces you again. "Aaaahhhh! You're so handsome!"

Mom has a hand to her cheek, blushing. "I can't believe this. I never thought this day would come."

"Isn't it divine?" Charlotte says.

"Wonderful."

"Absolutely spectacular!"

The two woman surround you, and somehow, you feel like you're trapped in a den of wolves.

(please wait warmly.)
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>>3470570
>(please wait warmly.)

HOOOOOO FUCKIN' BOY
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>>3470570
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>3470570
>no updated counter
Uh oh

>please wait warmly
UH OH
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>>3470570
Jesus fucking Christ
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>>3470576
Oh my god, a terrible mistake. Yes, of course:

GIRLS FUCKED: 13/12
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>>3470580
EXTRA INNINGS, BOYS
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>>3470576
>>no updated counter
Oh yeah. That thing. Uh oh indeed.

Or OP's gonna update it in one go it looks like.

>>3470580
Oops, my bad.
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>>3470580
This HAS to put us at Rank S, right? RIGHT?
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>>3470474
Holy f*ck
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>>3470584
Dial S for Smatters!
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>>3470570
>"I don't smell like bunny pussy, do I?"
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>>3470584
If that's S, then we'll be at S+ Deluxe by the end of the episode
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>>3470570
based Saul
>(please wait warmly.)
nani?
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>>3470584
Alabaster truly is Smokin' Sexy Style.
Somehow.
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>you're my always, Ally
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>>3470570
>(please wait warmly.)

You're fucking killing me here OP. It'll be a good death, but I'm dying all the same.

On one hand, I almost pity the poor bastards who'll read this episode in one go. On the other, I almost envy them.
>>3470584
Don't forget Mom, and the currently unlikely Mara
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>>3470570
>(please wait warmly.)
Oh boy and I was just about to fap to that Smatters lewd too

>>3470580
>GIRLS FUCKED: 13/12
FUCK YEAH

And it's about to be 15/12 too!
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>Makoto missed out on the lesbian rape party.
Rose wouldn't have been so mouthy if Whitney of the East had been there...
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>>3470570
Christ, Alabaster. You're getting married soon. Are you really gonna go through the ceremony smelling like you just fucked your mom? And with a frayed tie, no less?
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>>3470618
Unfortunately she was kamikaze pilot tier
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>>3470619
They'll clean him up after, no problem. No self-respecting mother(s) would let their son appear on the altar disheveled, after all.
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>>3470618
She was there in spirit anon...

>>3470619
Is there really any other way for Alabaster to get married other than smelling like he just fucked his bride's Mom?
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>>3470618
And it was a lesbian rape KARAOKE party at that.
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>>3470618
>>3470635
I want to be clear that everyone at the party consented completely. Just some consented more completely than others.
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>>3470638
I'm glad Amber gave in to her ancap urges. Thank you so much for that entire scene.
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>>3470625
She flew right into my heart and crashed into my aorta.
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>>3470625
>>3470667
She did what she could for the glory of her country.
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>You take a closer look now, too. You just assumed that the tail was secured by a buttplug, since that would be the most perfectly slutty way to wear it, and Samantha obviously strives to be the perfect slut. But that's not how she wears it. It's not clear how she does. It protrudes from her coccyx as if it's actually a part of her anatomy.
This requires further testing

>This absolutely insane woman is going to make you insane, too. You can tell she's having an equally strong effect on Kay. Maybe as part of whatever operation gave Samantha a built-in cottontail, she also got rabbity pheromone glands installed, to enchant anyone who meets her, male or female. As if her body is constantly broadcasting a signal on all bands, saying: "please mate with me!"
Yes!. The bunny pheromones are still here

>You rise to your knees, mount Samantha, and grant her overheated pussy the relief she so desperately craved. You push your fat prick past her entrance, into the squelchy, slurping, wet embrace of her fuckhole. You sink into her like butter -- she's so unbelievably soft inside. Soft and yet tight at the same time. And so fucking hot, that it almost burns, and sears your hard prick. Samantha gasps when you break her open, shivering.
This is why Smatters is best girl

>From either end, you give the slutty bunny the cum she so desires. And your slutty bunny is delighted by it. She mewls just like you'd imagine a bunny happily fucked full of cum would mewl. She yawns, and luxuriates, and sucks your jizz up into her deepest, most intimate parts. Impossibly, her cunt gets even warmer, and tighter, and softer, when it's filled with jism. It's almost painful to pull out, the way the opening of it clamps down on you, and doesn't want to let you go. So you don't. You just stay fucked inside her for now.
13/12

Could this be the most satisfying moment in FQ history?

>You could easily get addicted to jizzing inside this onahole of a bunny cunt.
I think we should hire Smatters as our personal onahole. She'll even make the other girls more horny with her pheromones!
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>>3470769
+1
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>>3470769
Imagine COMPELTELY defeating the purpose of the pastebins like a retard.
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>>3470769
>I think we should hire Smatters as our personal onahole. She'll even make the other girls more horny with her pheromones!
I'm so fucking down with this, she'll be a great office pet
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>>3470769
>>3470781
Yeaaah, agreed. You should delete this.
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>>3470781
? There's plenty of sex shit outside of the pastebins, they just exist as a just in case cause they're part of the sorry and it'll be bad if they're deleted. If his post gets delted it isn't that big of a deal. It's not like the thread will get deleted
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>>3470769
>>3470781
>>3470787
Thirded. You're a fucking brainlet
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>>3470781
>>3470787
I mean I can delete it but there's plenty of mention of lewd shit outside of the pastebins
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>>3470793
Then get deleting.
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>>3470781
Also didn't you literally post a pic with raw nipple in it last thread?
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>>3470787
>>3470792
>>3470797
Is there even a point to him deleting it? Like isn't the worst case scenario they find it and delete it anyway?
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>>3470804
I mean, I guess he can enjoy his vacation afterwards if the jannies are feeling particularly vindictive.
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Cowboy Bebop session 18 is the best session and many stars aligned to give me something to freak out about during this, the warmest of waits.
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>>3470807
Do they actually ban people for this shit or is it just paranoia? OP was warned when he did this right? Why wouldn't it be the same here?
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>>3470812
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>>3470813
I don't like taking risks at the tail end of the season, and neither should you, Anonymous-dono.
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>>3470815
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>>3470821
And with this, my fate is sealed. I am consumed by destiny. Whatever happens happens, and I can't control it.
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>>3470812
>>3470815
>>3470821
>>3470824
We're all just puppets in this sick game.
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>>3470824
It was nice knowing you, IaTM-dono.
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>>3470820
I mean I doubt they're looking to be honest. Unless if someone decides to be a dick for some reason and report it or whatever. We're all here to have fun read/talk about lewds so I don't think anybody is autistic enough to do that
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https://pastebin.com/xhG736wB
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>>3470832
I mean, it's happened once in our quest, and I've seen it happen to two others who were both significantly inferior anyway. One of them even caught a full thread deletion.
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>>3470824
"Catch ya later, space pardner"

>>3470837
and there it is
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>>3470837
Blessed are we, on this most holy of days.
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>>3470837
also IT'S TIME
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14/12
We have reached SS rank
Just one more!
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>>3470847
*two more. Mara's the final boss for a reason.

Three more if Stasi comes back to life.
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>>3470854
Four more if we count robo-Darkbloom.
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>>3470839
Yeah but that was in the begining of the quest so it made sense, I doubt they're still looking. Hell Trackman posted a pic with nipple showing last thread and nothing happened. So unless if someone tattletales there shouldn't be a problem and I genuinely think that everybody here is cool enough to not do that

>>3470837
Fuck yes!
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>>3470859
Fuck it, let's just get everyone on the checklist involved. Fuck quest can't end until we simultaneously conquer Armstrong and Nelson, for all the company to see.
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GIRLS FUCKED: 14/12

Mom hurries from the room before you even dismount -- abashed and ashamed herself, you figure -- and you wonder what's going through her head right now.

A few heavy spritzes of cologne and some wet wipes to clean up the stain on the crotch of your trousers is about all you can manage, this close to the ceremony. Charlotte, fuck-drunk, wipes the mess between her legs with her panties, and stows the soiled garment in her purse. You shudder to imagine what she might do with it later.

"It's almost time, Alabaster! Aaaaah!" She balls up her fists in front of her and shakes them in excitement.

You can hardly believe she can act normally after THAT.

"So I trust I have your blessing?" You venture.

"Yes. YES. 100%. If you screw Rose like that all the time, my main concern is you'll make her cum too MUCH. You'll start killing off her brain cells like that. And she needs all of them she can get."

"I guess I'm flattered."

She pecks you on the cheek. "Five minutes!" She says. "Five minutes until my baby boy and my baby girl become husband and wife! Oh my goodness!"

There's a knock on the door, and you grimace. Will the madness ever end?

Into the room now, walks Cerise.
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>>3470837
Part of me wants this to be a standing deal. One day we fuck Rose on her office desk, so we go and fuck Charlotte. The other we use her as a cum dumpster while we fuck Whitney, so we fuck Charlotte and Renee like that.
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>>3470880
Ohhh man.
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>>3470880
I'm going to die, OP.
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>>3470880
Charlotte is based

>Into the room now, walks Cerise.
Don't tell me we're gonna have another lewd
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>>3470900
BIGGER AND LEWDER
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>>3470871
Ignore this f*****
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>>3470880
>You'll start killing off her brain cells like that. And she needs all of them she can get."
kek
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>>3470880
Mom better come back.
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Charlotte, understanding that this is a moment for brother and sister, leaves you be.

You feel the nervousness hit you all at once. All of a sudden you're getting shaky, jittery, as you imagine what lies ahead. You're minutes away from doomsday here... the final defeat you never thought you'd have to endure.

You try, fumblingly, hands trembling, to do your tie -- once again. And once again, you fail.

"Congratulations, Alabaster." Cerise's tone is warm, and happy, although tinged with just a small hint of sadness as well.

"Gee, thanks," you say. "I'm ecstatic."

"Don't be shitty," Cerise chides. "You and Rose... well. I can't say I'm surprised. I don't think anyone is surprised."

"Are you forgetting that this is all just a sham marriage--"

"Of course," Cerise cuts in. "And you'll be living your sham for a long time, I think..."

She steps forward and reaches for your tie where it hangs loose around your neck. You turn to face her.

"Geez," she says. Her hands work with practiced nimbleness. "Still don't know how to tie a tie after all this time."

"Guess not."

"That's why you need me."

"Guess so."

When your tie is tied tight, she doesn't let you go. She tugs you toward her. And she kisses you.

"I love you, Alabaster."

"I love you too, Cerise."

She worries her lip. "I want this for you -- I'm happy."

You believe her. But a tear trickles down her cheek anyway. You wipe it away. You kiss her again, and deeply so.

"Don't let her brainwash you with her social justice nonsense," Cerise says, gripping your lapels.

"It's not that bad--"

"Oh my god. It's already starting."

"Fine. Then stick around and keep me on the right track, then."

"Of course. What else would I do?"

"Thanks, Cerise. I'm counting on you. Ganbare."

"Ugh. Don't go that other direction, either. You're fine the way you are."

"Shitty?"

"Shitty and mean and sarcastic and arrogant. My little brother. Yeah."

"I'll see you out there," you say, and gently tug her hands from your tux. She smiles wanly. And then, she goes.

You have only a few moments to compose yourself before you hear the music cue, and know that it's time.
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>>3470909
Would she be dissapointed that we're fucking another person right before our wedding or impressed that we can even do that?
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>>3470902
Tbh I'd perfer if it's just a wholesome scene between brother and sister rather than another lewd but that's just me
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>>3470911
Happy tears.
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>>3470911
Smiles and Tears
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>>3470911
Way to rub it in, OP
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>>3470914
Got a little of both
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>>3470912
We've established that we're will to fuck anywhere, at any time.
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>>3470911
The suspense is killing me. Just have everything go horribly wrong already!
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>>3470911
Blood-related sibling marriage is the only marriage that counts to anyone with taste.
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this is such a happy little moment
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>>3470911
;_;
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>>3470911
I kind of feel bad that a lot of the girls we know also feel cucked in a similar bittersweet way but at the same but at the same time it couldn't have been anybody but Rose
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... The Bachelorette Party pastebin is 4421 words long. How the actual fuck, OP.
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>>3470921
Very true

>>3470923
A L A S K A
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Oh god, the suspense. Placing your bets on who's going to object.
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>>3470935
The soul of David Darkbloom reanimated in the body of Makoto Kikuchi.
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>>3470935
Makoto
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>>3470935
Reality as Alabaster knows it.
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>>3470931
>I kind of feel bad that a lot of the girls we know also feel cucked in a similar bittersweet way but at the same but at the same time it couldn't have been anybody but Rose
Then we'll just marry all of them in their own unique way!
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>>3470935
Saul, obviously. It's only natural.
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>>3470934
just you wait and it'll turn out that Alaska was in an alternate timeline.
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>>3470946
I fully expect something borderline apocalyptic to go down before the day is done
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>>3470937
>>3470945
I obujekuto!
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>>3470949
Saul objects only to have his wife suplex him in the middle of the chapel
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>>3470935
Still in on the Whitney train. But Rose2 would be fun too
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>>3470963
After we say our vows, all of our key harem members object, and it turns into a massive wedding orgy.
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>>3470949
>Proposes the marriage in the first place
>objects to the union at the wedding
As expected of the Ace Attorney. He's playing some 4D chess with us.
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Rose2 throws, fittingly, rose petals from a basket -- paving your way down the long, red-carpeted aisle as you follow behind. Mom walks with you, arm in arm, to give you away. It was a hard sell to explain to Amber and Rose2 why she would be doing this for you, but you are ostensibly an orphan, after all -- and Charlotte is Rose's mother, so she couldn't do it, right?... well, you think they bought it.

Mom whispers to you as you walk with her: "I'm sorry."

"--Sorry?"

"I behaved -- obscenely--"

"It's fine. So did I."

She sighs. "I'm ashamed of myself."

"Don't be." You give her a cheeky smile and a cheekier tone: "I still love ya, ma."

"Tch -- geez." She hands you off at the altar.

You're not sure what's a more marvelous sight: Whitney, all bedecked in a luxurious, floor-length gown, the most feminine dress you've ever seen her in, complete with tiara, and veil -- or Alex, wearing basically the same, and blushing even harder than Whitney.

Fazil pats you on the shoulder and shakes your hand. "My best man!" He says. "Very proud of this day! Make children tonight, okay?"

God. Even Fazil wants grandchildren. You're beginning to feel the universe is conspiring against you.

"The problem at hand is..." he says. "I have misplaced the rings."

The blood drains from your face. "What?"

"Ah! Hahaha. It's joke. The rings are here." He opens one side of his tux, and reveals the bulges in an inner pocket. He reaches in, and hands them over. "I am sorry. In reading about the duties of best men, I also read that they are often playing the pranks and being jokesters. I hope this jest is taken stride."

"Yes," you say, breathing normally again. "...Good one."

"Haha."

"Fuckin' A!" Whitney shouts, pounding a fist upward against her flattened palm. She makes her impression of an explosion: "Bch-ooowww! You're a smokeshow today, Ally. Hot as hell."

"You too," you say, grinning.

"I--" she blinks rapidly. She blushes deeply and shakes her head. "N-no... no I'm not... I'm ugly... fuck. I hate this stupid dress. Shut up. Shut up! Don't laugh. I see you laughing, Ally, fuck you!" She couldn't possibly see you laughing, though, because she's staring at the floor.

"I'm so happy, Ally!" Alex says.

You narrow your eyes and simply nod at him.

"I..." he begins.

But he doesn't say anything more.
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>>3470969
I want to embarrass Whitney even more!
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>>3470969
tsuuuun~
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>>3470969
>"I..." he begins.
>But he doesn't say anything more.

NO

CONTINUE
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>>3470969
I want to make Whitney my bride!
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>>3470969
One of the best things to do with a tomboy is put her in a wonderful and girly dress. Thank you, OP.
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>It's joke.
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>>3470969
>"N-no... no I'm not... I'm ugly... fuck. I hate this stupid dress. Shut up. Shut up! Don't laugh. I see you laughing, Ally, fuck you!"
>But he doesn't say anything more.
Can we give them both a hug? Please?/spoiler]
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>>3470969
>69
Nice. Still after the wedding, we need to tenderly lewd Whitney and tell her that she's not only the Smartest Girl in the Universe, but the prettiest as well, and that we suki her a bunch.
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I want Blofeld to come gun down our bride, I really do!
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>>3470969
Alex speak now or forever hold your peace.

Note: I don't know if it's peace or piece
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Hey OP: Ceremony music? https://youtu.be/gXWWRWrpH1o
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>>3470969
>It was a hard sell to explain to Amber and Rose2 why she would be doing this for you
Oh wait? They still don't know?

>Fazil pats you on the shoulder and shakes your hand. "My best man!" He says. "Very proud of this day! Make children tonight, okay?"
>God. Even Fazil wants grandchildren. You're beginning to feel the universe is conspiring against you.
Fazil truly is the best man. OUR best man

>"I--" she blinks rapidly. She blushes deeply and shakes her head. "N-no... no I'm not... I'm ugly... fuck. I hate this stupid dress. Shut up. Shut up! Don't laugh. I see you laughing, Ally, fuck you!" She couldn't possibly see you laughing, though, because she's staring at the floor.
CUTE
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>>3470992
It's only piece when he's talking to Marquis
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The music swells, and Rose comes out, arms linked with Saul.

If Whitney was blushing, then Rose is infrared. She stares straight ahead at nothing in particular, the tendons of her neck taut and twitching, her spine rigid. She looks about half a second away from melting into a puddle.

They get closer, and closer, and closer. And finally, they're upon you, and Saul is handing his daughter over. From his hand to yours; you help Rose up the final steps to the small pedestal in front of the wreathed arch and reverend's podium.

Saul nods at you. You nod back at him. He returns to his seat in the front row.

The reverend looks from you to her, and he's smiling happily. But of course it's just another day, for him. For you --

"This is -- it," you say. You hand her the ring she's about to hand back to you in a few seconds. You would never say it, but looking at her through the gossamer veil, you think she's the most beautiful girl here.
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>>3470999
FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
FUCK ITS REALLY GONNA HAPPEN
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>>3470999
AAAAAAAAAA IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
why the fuck am I crying over this stupid fucking fictional wedding FUCK
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>>3470999
AAHHHH
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>>3470992
>Note: I don't know if it's peace or piece
Please don't tell me your serious anon...
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>>3470950
Or the wedding climaxes in a hail of gunfire.
Anyone seen Tyrus?
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>>3470999
Fuck, if this is a dream I don't want to ever WAKE UP. Please don't something bad happen
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>>3470999
The real Fuck Quest was the friends we made along the way..
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>>3470999
https://youtu.be/o5oTrvdNoP4

This is the new theme song for the thread.
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The music slows, and then stops, and then silence descends. Your heart is going to beat out of its chest. You're sure everyone here can hear it.

"We are gathered here to celebrate the union of two young people, joining in holy matrimony..."

The reverend drones on, and you tune him out -- instead, just staring wild-eyed at Rose, who's staring wild-eyed back at you.

Until, of course, comes the part where you have to interact.

"And so then. Do you, Rose, take this man, Alabaster, to have and to hold, for better or for worse, richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish for all time, until by death shall you part?"

Rose squints at you. You squint back at her.

You continue to squint at Rose.

Rose continues to squint back at you.

Finally, she turns to the reverend: "Doesn't the man traditionally go first?"

"Oh, and YOU'RE one for tradition--" you begin.

"Don't even. Don't even," Rose is repeating over you.

"Is there a problem?" The reverend asks.

"No..." Rose says. She swipes a strand of hair behind her ear. "I'm just pointing out the traditional--"

"Are you trying to fuck me?" You say.

"Excuse me?" Through the gossamer veil, her face is beginning to turn red again.

"You're trying to fuck me. You want to make me go first so I have to say 'I do.' Then when it's your turn, you get to say something smug and cunty instead. That's what this is. Don't deny it."

"You are RIDICULOUS," Rose cuts in.

"No -- no, you're fucking me--"

"--smug, egotistical, paranoid moron--"

"I will beat your ass, Rose. I will beat the shit out of you right here in front of God and everyone."

"Oh! OH!" Rose says. "I'd like to see you try! Hit me then, if you're such a big man! Limp-dick, chickenshit--"

"I'm sorry," the reverend says, timidly looking from you to her. "Are you sure you want to continue? This union may be--"

You fold your arms. "No. We'll continue. We will definitely continue. And YOU go first."

"No way," Rose says. She folds her arms too. "After that? Now I know what your gameplan is. I was going to do this like normal but after THAT little display -- nuh uh. Nope. YOU go first."

The reverend impotently scratches his head and then leafs through his bible as if looking for a passage that would provide guidance for this unprecedented scenario.
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>>3471010
https://youtu.be/-JBKyLZd6GA
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>>3471015
LOVE IS WAR
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>>3471015
OH LOVE ME MISTER
OH MISTER
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>>3471016
Rejected
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>>3471015
If they screw up their own wedding because they can't agree on who should say "I do" first I'm going to bust a gut laughing.
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>>3471015
I don't know why I expected anything else from these two
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>>3471025
Duh, they say it at the same time.
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>>3471015
Fantastic
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It's Whitney who says: "Jesus fuck, you two. I have places to be. Go at the same time."

"I think, hopefully, we can agree to that?" The reverend says.

You stare down the bridge of your nose at Rose. She stares back at you. Finally you both give the reverend a curt nod.

"All right, then." He clears his throat again. "Do you Rose, and do you Alabaster, each take the other, to have and to hold, for better or for worse, richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish for all time, until by death shall you part?"

"I..." you and Rose begin, in tandem, that single syllable seeming to stretch to infinity so that it actually becomes two syllables: "aaaa-eeee...."

Your eyebrows slowly lift, until they seem to be crawling to the backs of your scalps -- "...eeeeeee..." Like an endless question mark, your voices crest on a continuous upward lilt -- "...eeeeeee..." -- your torsos tilt steadily away from each other until you're both recoiling so much that you may as well be playing limbo.

When you both run out of breath, you pause, still in that recoiling stance, silent and motionless, cringing at each other. Someone coughs.

Now comes the next, even harder bit. You begin in fits and starts, "d-d...d-...d-d--" neither of you wanting to be first to begin any more than you want to be first to finish. You stammer your D's, sizing each other up, daring one another to go. But your syncopated stutters finally catch like a stubborn jacket zipper and you begin, together, in earnest: "Doooo..." another long, long, exhalation, an eternal purr, a forever-sigh, "...oooo..." your bodies tilting towards each other now, until you're practically butting brows like boxers before the prizefight, voices lowering more than an octave as you work through your last emergency reserves of oxygen, the reserves typically called upon only in the final moments of drowning, or strangulation, reserves the use of which saps your blood of all its red and leaves you blue in the face, lightheaded, dizzy and close to unconsciousness, "...oooo..." the O's pulling apart like melted taffy, becoming low, quiet, and pinched-off, two people saying one word in slow-motion -- each precluding the other absolutely from finishing last.

Finally, at the end, there is no victor.

You each outlast the other; you outlast Rose and she outlasts you, against all conceived laws of linear time. But paradox aside you have both have now said it, over the course of 2 minutes or so. You have both said "I do."

And now it is irrevocably sealed, as you slip the rings onto each other's fingers, and the reverend, smiling, says: "by the power vested in me by the state of California, I now pronounce you husband and wife."

Rose Mallory has become Rose Soliloquy. Rose Soliloquy is your wife.

There is a smattering of polite, but confused applause. Rose closes her eyes, sets her jaw, and sighs.

"You may now kiss the bride."

[ ] Kiss her.
[ ] Make her kiss you. (It's empowering that way, isn't it?)
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>>3471040
>[ ] Kiss her.

She's winded, we can finish this!
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>>3471040
Fuck all of it.
>[x] Kiss her.
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>>3471031
>"Ok then let's say it both at the same time"
>Ok, let's! On 3"
>3
>2
>1
>"..."
>"..."
>"I knew it! You're tying to fuck me!"
>"Absolutely childish, self centered, schizophrenic, And you call yourself a man?"
>Shit-flinging continues
You know this is how that would go down
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>>3471040
Fucking autistic idiots
I love them so
>[ ] Make her kiss you. (It's empowering that way, isn't it?)
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>>3471040
>[X] Kiss her.

Critical roll for initiative!
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>>3471040
God, this is amazing.
[X] Kiss the bride
-[X] Tell her you love her

Before this wedding is over, Alabaster is going to fucking confess, I swear to go.
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>>3471040
>[x] Make her kiss you. (It's empowering that way, isn't it?)

RESULTS OF TODAYS MATCH: SHIROGANE WINS
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>>3471040
>[X] Kiss her.
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>>3471040
[X] Kiss her
I'm with Whitney on this one.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3471040
I can't.

1 - Kiss
2 - Make her
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>>3471051
If Alabaster is Shirogane and Rose is Kaguya, does that make Whitney Fujiwara and Cerise Ishigami?
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>>3471050
Seconding this
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>>3471040
>Kiss her
It_was_my_pleasure.jpg
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>>3471040
>[x] Kiss her.
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>>3471040
>[x] Kiss her.
It's a dominance thing
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>>3471040
>[X] Kiss her.
Hopefully doing our best impression of Dio.
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>>3471056
But Fujiwara is Rose2, this is clear.
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>>3471056
Whitney is Hayasaka obviously.
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>>3471040
>[x] Kiss her.

>>3471050
This, but I want to confess to Rose while we slow dance to the Postal Service.
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>>3471066
I'd give that to Viv personally.
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>[x] Kiss her.

Closing, and writing, the final vote of the season.

There is a lot of episode left, and all of the choices we have made to this point will culminate now in a climax.

Some of it is written and some of it is not. I ask that you please wait warmly, as we watch it all unfold, and season 3 draws to a close.
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>>3471071
You got me on the edge of my seat here.
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>>3471071
Warm as can be!
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>>3471071
Oh fucking shit.
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>>3471071
I'm ready for it all to end. The warmest wait of my life.

Thank you for everything, OP.
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>>3471071
Taking votes on how many haremites will die!
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>>3471040
>[x] Snap her neck.
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>>3471071
>final vote of the season
spooked
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>>3471071
Gentlemen, it's been a ride.
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>>3471005
I'm serious!!!
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>>3471080
I'll roll and take the mode
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>>3471071
>the final vote of the season.
Time for rails
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Rolled 5 (1d14)

>>3471080
Let us consult the all-knowing.
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>>3471080
All of them, but Alabaster will use Russia's Reality Merging approach to SR, and Darkblooms Advances to bring harem members from alternate universes, where they were only just about to be killed, into his.
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Take you bets now!

Are we going to end up Alaska by the end of this season?
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>>3471088
What's concerning about this is that actually sounds plausible.
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>>3471087
You forgot to include the Boys Fucked counter.
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Rolled 8 (1d14)

>>3471087
Good idea!
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>>3471093
On our way there probably. No way this wedding ends happy.
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>>3471096
Makoto is dead.
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>>3471096
You Five Are Meido
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>>3471102
Right, doy.

>>3471094
Another idea is that we just find Harem members from universes where they never met Alabaster, and thus begins Season 4's journey to refuck the girls all over again.

Whitney is absent from Season 4 and is replaced by Makoto.
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>>3471093
I don't see how. We promised our best man Fazil that we would impregnate her tonight and between that and the wedding I don't know if we have the time
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Holy shit I'm late as hell but I didn't miss the moment of glory.

I am ready, ready for Rose's Victory!
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what if us thinking Rose being the girl Ally's with in Alaska has been a bait and switch and she dies here and its actually a completely different girl?
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What could possibly go wrong?
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>>3471112
Who would our wife be then?
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>>3471116
I actually forgot that it specifically mentioned “our wife” until I reread that opening post from S3E1
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>>3471112
What if we're outrunning the other harem members?
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>>3471125
Que yandere survival quest.
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>>3471127
That actually sounds fun.
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>>3471128
Hi anon~
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>[x] Kiss her.

Rose's eyes are still closed. You step forward, and clasp her behind her back. And this sudden motion causes her eyes to shoot open.

You lean in, practically sweeping her off her feet. Holding her in your arms, supporting her by her severely arched back, one of your hands linked with hers, you stare down at her surprised face.

"Alaba--"

You cut her off with your lips, pressing them to her lips. You kiss her.

She tenses in your grip -- but then opens her mouth to you, and kisses you back.

You kind of make out a little.

It's only with Fazil politely clearing his throat, that you get the message that this is edging into PDA territory. You let Rose come up for air, helping her upright again. She's a bit faint, but she's smiling. The applause to this is a lot stronger.
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>You let Rose come up for air, helping her upright again. She's a bit faint, but she's smiling. The applause to this is a lot stronger.

Fucking Righteous, nothing can ruin this precious moment...
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>>3471146
Wonderful.
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>>3471150
>nothing
The night is still young.
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>nothing can ruin this precious moment...
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>>3471150
Stop tempting fate
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There's the uncorking of champagne, and throwing of the bouquet (Cerise catches it, but when Rose turns back and winks at her, you figure Rose relied on her almost preternatural aim to make sure it went to the right person).

There's dancing, first you and Rose to an appallingly sappy song by the fucking Postal Service (really, Rose?) then the rest of the attendees joining for music that's only a hair better. There's revelry. And there's cake -- oh god, is there cake -- cake that leaves the guests high on an almost sexual sugar rush.

"Jesus fuckin' -- Jesus -- JESUS!" Armstrong moans, horking down fork after fork.

"I could die. I could die, right now, and be happy..." Stackleford says.

"And I as well," Vivian says. "I am in a state of seemingly perpetual bliss..."

"Ungh-- oh my GOD," Nelson moans sensually. "I need a medic...take me now..."

Mom watches on smugly. Somehow, someway, you need to get the recipe from her. But really, of course, what you need is her magic touch. Maybe one day you'll have it.

---

You ride the limo back home, with Rose, alone together. The ride is long and awkward -- as you predicted it would be -- neither of you have said word one to each other since "I do." Rose fidgets in place on the other side of the backseat, gloved hands in her lap, veil parted. But she's smiling. She has not stopped smiling since you kissed her.

At your doorstep, Rose goes as if to step through the front door like normal, but you stop her, tugging her by a wrist, holding her back.

"What?" She says.

(Already bitchy. Joy.)

You scoop her up into your arms anyway, her butt resting between the crooks of your elbows as if she lies in an invisible hammock.

"What are you doing!" She whines.

"I'm -- fuck, you're heavy --" You knees wobble and threaten to buckle.

"Heavy? I'm 5 foot 1, Alabaster! I weigh less than 100 pounds! Go to a gym! It won't kill you!"

"You do NOT weigh less than 100 pounds. And I thought you were 5 foot 4, huh?"

"Yeah, and you're 6 feet even, huh? Go fuck yourself!"

You struggle, despite Rose's protests, to get the front door open. You step groaningly over the threshold with her. And despite the protests, she lets you.
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>>3471150
We have enough death flags already, please...
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>>3471159
The most tsundere princess carry ever. Yes.
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Rose is the absolute best.
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>>3471159
I something is about to happen.
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>>3471159
>an appallingly sappy song by the fucking Postal Service (really, Rose?)

Beautiful call back to S2, I thank you OP.

>"I could die. I could die, right now, and be happy..." Stackleford says.

Wait, what the fuck? Didn't Rose say that Stackleford was uninvited? Jesus he's like cockroach infestation, no matter how many times you stomp him out he finds one way to crawl right back in!


>"You do NOT weigh less than 100 pounds. And I thought you were 5 foot 4, huh?"

>"Yeah, and you're 6 feet even, huh? Go fuck yourself!"

>You struggle, despite Rose's protests, to get the front door open. You step groaningly over the threshold with her. And despite the protests, she lets you.

Truly, a match made in heaven, gone straight to hell.
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https://pastebin.com/6c8ap4YN
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>>3471159
>"I could die. I could die, right now, and be happy..." Stackleford says.
This should have been the moment we realized something was wrong...
Who the FUCK invited Stackleford? Also Tyrus is still absent.
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>>3471172
oh fucking god
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>>3471172
No, I already beat my meatpole like an abused child earlier to all the other lewds!

I can't take anymore OP, I'm going die of dehydration at this rate!
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>>3471178
Hydrate or diedrate. You should know this, anon.
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A little after 4 AM, you nudge Rose awake. The dead of night is the best time for this.

"Hmmm?" She murmurs after a sharp intake of air, groggy, and ready to fall fast asleep again. In the dark, Rose is a formless shadow among many. But you feel her. Her body is so nice atop you, the weight of it, and her radiating warmth. And, too, the way she fits you perfectly -- your lower halves still mated, her head against your collar, her little fists balled up on your shoulders. As if she was purpose-built for being a human blanket to you, or maybe you were purpose-built for being a human pillow to her.

Your cheek nuzzles the crown of her head. "I want to... say something," you whisper. Your voice catches a little bit, with anxiety, and self-consciousness.

"Oh... okay, Alabaster." Rose's voice is catching too, the slightest hint of a stammer to it.

"You have to be serious," you tell her.

"Serious? I don't underst--"

Your heartbeat quickens. You try, fumblingly, to explain what you mean. "This time -- I don't want to do it like always... or, I mean -- what I'm trying to ask is -- this is something important. And I don't want you to just--"

"I'll be serious," Rose tells you.

You nod. You run your hands down her back, from the nape of her neck to her butt, and up again -- just appreciating the softness of her in your grasp. As you mentally prepare to say what you want to say, your heartbeat goes even faster, but for only a moment. Because caressing her like this, firmly, but tenderly, your pulse slows back to normal, and then even slower still -- to the steady surety of a monk's in meditation. You pet the back of her head now, running your hands through her hair, and then stroke her pretty face. You pull her chin gently up with a forefinger. You can't really see each other in this pitch black bedroom, but you're looking at each other all the same.

You put your cheek to hers, and you whisper something in her ear.

She tenses -- and then relaxes, like someone jolting awake from a half-dream. She wiggles and nestles her body against yours, wraps her arms around you.

She whispers the same thing back to you.

She does, and always has.
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>>3471189
my fucking kokoro
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>>3471172
Awww shit. I've been waiting all week for this
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>>3471189
Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww
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>>3471172
>"Are you fucking cuddling me right now?" Rose says.

>"Yes." (Voice muffled by her breasts.)
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>>3471189
Fucking
My heart
My heart hurts
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>>3471189
I'm going to have a heart attack
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>>3471189
>A little after 4 AM
So we have a little less than 21 minutes, huh.
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>>3471201
YOU HUSH
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>>3471189

This...This is happiness.

Result of today's match, Absolute Victory for both Rose and Alabaster.
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You get an email the next afternoon at work from Rose, who sends a daily status update on various things with all the executives at Darkbloom Analytics CC'd. But you're paying more attention to the header.

You march down to her office. "Why haven't you changed your email?"

"What?"

"Your email username. It should be Rose.Soliloquy now. Not Rose.Mallory."

She purrs in disgust. "I told you, Alabaster, I'm not changing my surname--"

"Like fuck you aren't. You're my wife. Change your name--"

"No. This is a sham marriage. I refuse to change things for the sake of this illusory--"

"Oh! Says the woman who literally wore her fucking wedding dress in to work on the day after the wedding. What the fuck are you still doing in that thing?"

"It feels comfortable! I didn't have time to change this morning!"

"You're crazy. Legitimately a psychopath, Rose, wearing a wedding dress a full 24 hours after the nuptials. Change your fucking email address."

"Make me!"

You pick up the phone. This is becoming something like a dare, as she watches, arms folded. You dial HR.

"Yeah, Spancer?" You say when he picks up. With mounting frustration, you watch Rose's increasingly smug face, as she listens to your half of the conversation: "I wanted to let you know that Rose's email username -- Rose Mallory -- yeah, her. Her email username should be changed. -- She married me yesterday. So it should be Rose.Soliloquy. -- Yeah, I -- What? Why? -- I'M telling you. Why do you need HER perm-- listen. She's my wife. She has my name now -- no, that's not the point -- just -- just -- FUCK."

You slam the phone back down.

"Do you ever get tired of losing?" Rose asks.

"Go fuck yourself, Mrs. Soliloquy."

You stomp out, slamming the door behind you.
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>>3471189
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The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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>>3471172
>That name
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>>3471206
I have an idea. Fuck her until she changes it.
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>>3471206
Like clockwork
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>>3471206
Result of today's match: Rose wins.
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>>3471217
It's the result of this whole quest anon
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>>3471172
>She must be the same, because you hardly manage to get your belt undone and trousers to your ankles, before she's pulling you by the tie right back into her arms. She doesn't even let you kick off your shoes, much less take off your shirt.
I don't know what it is about these few sentences but they just struck me with the realization that Alabaster is a man now. He's no longer the same Weaboo asshole kid we knew before. Now he's a Weaboo asshole MAN
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>Meanwhile.

"This tiramisu is no Scarlett Catachresis wedding cake extravaganza, but it's amazing," Renee says, digging in. "This place might have some bad memories, sure, but it's got great food. No denying that."

Across from Renee at the Rutabaga Cafe, Alex eats his tiramisu, smiling. "I agree. An off-campus lunch break was a great idea, Ms. Carte!"

"I know things are kind of messed up right now, and I wish Alabaster would treat you better -- but I think if we're successful, he'll forgive you."

Alex is dour all of a sudden. "I hope so," he mumbles.

Renee pulls a laptop out and boots it up. "In any case... until Alabaster, Cerise, Whitney, or Vivian tell me otherwise -- your project has got my unconditional support."

"Thank you. Diogenes still has a lot of kinks to work out... and Ms. Guiteau is... well, she isn't always the most reliable sounding board to bounce ideas off of. She's been wrong about a lot of the technical details too. It was the same way with Sand Reckoner. She's got the basic idea for the codebase, but the actual structure of it... ehhh. She's kind of a hot mess, if you wanna know the truth. Brilliant in concept... lacking in execution."

"I already surmised that much." She chews a paper straw and puzzles over her CAD program. She's working on the first stages of the new implant, as requested by Alex, and ordered by her bosses.

Weird to think of her daughter and her sex friend as bosses. But it's better than having David Darkbloom as a boss, anyway. Or the California penal system...
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>>3471232
Oh no.
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>>3471232
>Rutabaga Cafe
Oh God, something bad is about to happen
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>>3471232
That image is still cute as fuck

>Alex is dour all of a sudden. "I hope so," he mumbles.
I want to protect this boy's smile
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"I can help you a bit with code, I guess," Renee says. "But I'm no genius. Not like you. I think you've got it covered, honestly. My realm is bio-engineering -- and I'll do my very best to--"

The chime above the door dings, and in stride two rough-looking, portly, pockmarked middle-age men in cheap suits. One of them, without hesitation, pulls a pistol from his waistband, points it at the table beside the entrance, and blows the brains out of the plainclothes bodyguard who's been staying at the periphery of everywhere Renee goes. Her second bodyguard, springing to his feet, draws, and returns fire.

There's screaming, shrieking -- a commotion of feet, a stampede of people fleeing.

Renee's second bodyguard is already dead but her third and fourth plainclothes bodyguards, and Alex's full retinue, provide enough cover fire for Renee and Alex to react accordingly. Somehow, both of them are calm. Well. They've been through this before, or similar situations -- situations with life and death in the balance. Renee makes certain to keep her laptop with her. And her purse too, where inside sits the implant she's been toting around for safekeeping. Stupid, she thinks, stupid... goddamn you, Renee Carte, she thinks.

They need not exchange a single word. They're already up and on their feet, and they spring over the counter together, and disappear into the kitchen. Then out the back door, running, past smelly dumpsters, over sunbaked cracked asphalt -- as far, and as fast, as their legs will carry.

Taking full strides, Renee clacks off a short, simple text to Alabaster Soliloquy.

>We've been attacked.
>Tell you more when safe.

Then she gets hit by a car.

A van, actually, a black van out of which spring more armed men, and from among them Mara Darkbloom, and a fellow member of the board -- her lackey, Dalton Cantor.

Renee, howling in pain with what she figures is a shattered, ankle, hardly takes notice. But Alex does. Standing there, he's got a choice. He can make a break for it -- run, and leave Dr. Renee D. Carte to whatever fate awaits her. Or he can stay, and suffer that fate alongside her.

He stays.
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I hate myself... I can't go on. The weakness of my own inability to stave off sleep is utter bullshit.

Carry on Gentlemen.
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>>3471241
CONCERN
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>>3471241
YOU

MOTHER

FUCKER
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>>3471232
Alright, Alex is openly doubting her now. Progress.
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>>3471241
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
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>>3471243
NOW ISNT THE TIME FOR WEAKNESS ANON
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>>3471241
How have Rutabagas hurt you, OP?

Also, when we get through this, maybe everyone will realize that going off on their own to make up their own plans is stupid.
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(Reminder -- there may be more waiting, but it is not over -- until you see me say so.)
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>>3471250
No crying until the end.
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>>3471250
HEY

FUCK YOU
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>>3471241

OH DEAR GOD NO!

FUCK MARA YOU CUNT! I KNEW THIS WAS COMING

>He stays.

GOOD ON YOU ALEX, HE CAN BE A MAN WHEN DUTY CALLS
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>>3471241
Hell no. Mara Darkbloom is going to died.
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>>3471250
This doesn't mean we're stopping for the evening does it?
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>>3471241
Mara, you bitch.
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>>3471255
No, just more waiting.

>>3471241
Good on him.
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>>3471255
No. I'm going to the end, tonight.
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>>3471258
Understood. Sleep is for the poor and the weak.
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>>3471241
I am not surprised in the slightest
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>>3471258
Ganbatte, OP-sama. For better or for worse.
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>>3471258

I'm right here with you OP, damn the consequences, I'm here till the end.
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>>3471258
Don't rush things OP
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>>3471263
This has probably been laid out for a while now.
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>>3471265
Laid out =/= not rushed

But we'll see I suppose
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>hit by a van
Season 4 FQ Isekai confirmed?
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>FQ Isekai

You know, that raises an interesting question, do you think Kazuma and Alabaster would be good friends?

They're both assholes with an uncanny ability to attract hot and horny women around them that they cannot stand.

I feel like that would actually be the first real friendship Alabaster would ever have.
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>>3471274
Nah, they'd hate each others' guts.
Vivian and Megumin would get along really well, however.
And Darkness and Rose would get along just as well as Ally and Kazuma.
Aqua and Rose2 are practically the same character.
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>>3471274
>>3471274
Alabaster is much more of an asshole than Kazuma though. I don't think they'd hate each other but probably wouldn't like each other either. And neither of of them hang out with other guys that much anyway...
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"Burn down the Googleplex! Do not let the Chinese take over your brainspace!"

Sable is wearing a Guy Fawkes mask, how quaint, cringeworthy even, but it conceals her identity perfectly well. She's giving marching orders to the first gathering of fans of her podcast, a bedraggled army of neckbearded losers, social outcasts, NEETs, recipients of the 'tismbux, members of the Yang Gang -- you understand. Sable does too. She knows she's crazy. But she isn't like THAT. She hams it up for their sake, standing on a milk crate in the center of the warehouse. But her orders are sincere. She wants to incite violence. She wants them to destroy Google, to riot, to burn down their facilities. To make the buyout too toxic to the Chinese for them to continue with it. If they don't... the world could end.

This motley gathering swiftly become an abattoir.

Somehow... somehow they found her... somehow Mara Darkbloom got to her a second time. Despite the precautions. Despite the careful preparation and obfuscations, the opsec, despite it all. She's found. These poor, unwitting useful idiots get mowed down in twos and threes and tens, as Mara's men storm the building and fire. Sable can but stand there, in the middle of the room, obediently waiting for the end. She's pretty sure they won't kill her. They'll just kill her listeners. These stupid, venal, petty criminals... killing some of the only people who would listen. Forgive them, basilisk, they know not what they do.

When the violence is over, as swiftly as it began, in now comes Mara, and Dalton. In tow, toted by burly mooks, Renee Carte, limping; and Alex Best, crying.
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>>3471284
FUCKING NO

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
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>>3471270
>>3471274
God you don't know how badly I would love an FQ Isekai
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>>3471284
>Forgive them, basilisk, they know not what they do.
I'M ACTUALLY TERRIFIED
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Sable removes her mask. A fine mist of blood spins complexly in the dim light all around her. Her ears ring from all the gunfire.

"You are a stupid fucking whore," she tells Mara.

"Get down off your soapbox. Your constituents are no longer listening to the stump speech."

"You will destroy the world. You will destroy everything. For what?"

"I will own it," Mara says. "And you will deliver it to me."

"Ms. Guiteau..." Alex begs. "Run! Please, run!"

Sable regards him, but says nothing.

"We got two for the price of one," Dalton says, his voice somehow... catlike, with pretension and smugness. "We wanted only Dr. Carte, but we received also for our trouble Alex Best. You complete the trifecta."

Mara harrumphs. "We can kill Alex Best now. He can be Sofia Sant-Elizabeth as far as the world is concerned -- gunned down by one of his own madmen -- and the world need not ever know that Sable Guiteau stood here also. She's the important one."

Sable is passive, as Dalton shrugs, and puts his pistol to Alex's skull.

Alex locks eyes with her. His face is messy with tears. Dalton cocks the hammer.

"Wait," Sable says.

"Speak quickly," Mara commands. "Not your usual narcotized drawl, please. For Alex's sake."

"Alex is my assistant. I need him at my side."

"No you don't. You did just fine without him. You will again."

"I will not work without Alex. You can torture me as you wish. I will not bend if he is dead."

"Torture has a way of changing minds," Mara says.

Sable pulls a gun from her pocket. The men startle, wheel on her, but Mara is apathetic. Sable's motions are swift and all business. She puts the gun to her own shoulder, and fires it. The blast caroms off the high walls. The bloody, bone-flecked mist from Sable's body joins the miasma already in the air. Sable's arm hangs uselessly at her side, the rotator cuff destroyed. She tosses the gun to the ground with a clatter. She does not even flinch.

"Torture will not break me," she says.
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>>3471284

Ah fuck that commie bitch is really giving us the business now.

Why the hell is she choosing to bring in the insane raids now of all goddamn times?

I have a burning feel in my gut we're about to lose someone dear...
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>>3471289
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>3471289
HOLY FUCK

WHEN DID SABLE GET SO BADASS

(STILL TERRIFIED)
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>>3471289
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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>The bloody, bone-flecked mist from Sable's body joins the miasma already in the air. Sable's arm hangs uselessly at her side, the rotator cuff destroyed. She tosses the gun to the ground with a clatter. She does not even flinch.

>"Torture will not break me," she says.

Holy fucking shit that just put Sable 10 notches up my favorite list.

Goddamn she crazy, but she's the BEST kind of crazy.
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Mara laughs loud and long. She says: "I love you, Sable. I honestly adore you. It's such a pity we're on opposite sides."

"Ms. Guiteau -- Ms. Guiteau!!"

"If you kill Alex, I will not help you. I need him. He is every bit as critical to this undertaking as I am."

"Somebody has to die," Dalton says. "You or him."

"Kill me!" Alex screams. "Kill me, then! Don't --"

"Alex knows the details of Diogenes and Sand Reckoner, inside and out," Sable says. She hesitates not a microsecond. "Even without me, he would finish the project with ease. Perhaps even faster. I could only delay him."

"Is that true?" Dalton asks Mara. Mara considers it, shrugging.

Renee, arms pinned behind her back, can just barely get her fingers in her purse. And she can just barely get Cerise's implant in her hands. She needs to be swift, and she only has one chance.

"I think it's true," Mara says finally. "Yes. And what is certain -- Alex is more reliable than this unbalanced crackpot. He can be persuaded. Sable Guiteau cannot."

Dalton nods, and approaches the milk crate where Sable stands immobile and bleeding.

"Ms. Guiteau -- no! I can't -- I can't do it -- I can't do it -- I could never -- don't die! Please, don't die!"

"I love you, Alex," Sable says.

Dalton raises his gun, fires, and kills Sable.

She falls to the side, a dead hunk of flesh, among the the many on the ground.

Sable recently told Alex, as he lay entwined in her arms, his cock still inside her, basking in post-coital ecstasy together: that she did not believe in a soul; that Sand Reckoner was the creation of the soul from the forges of mankind's striving. That without this soul, we are just meat, destined to turn to maggoty rot, and then to dust. But that lying with Alex she thought maybe she actually did have a soul, after all, and hoped quite sincerely she did, because she didn't want to lose that moment to the mire of oblivion.

"No!" Alex screams. The O draws out, into a hideous wail, that makes Renee weep, too, and she can't bear to look. "Noooo! No! No! NO!"

Even as she cries, Renee knows this is the only opportunity. She drops the implant to the cold concrete floor, between her and the random asshole keeping her held fast. And no one notices. David Darkbloom's soul, if that's what it is, will not fall in Mara Darkbloom's clutches today.
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>>3471284
>>3471289
Ha, they are so fucked...
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>>3471296
And this is how the furby thing fucks us.
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>>3471296
S T O P
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>>3471296
And here it is at last.
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>>3471296
... fuck.
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>>3471296

>Dalton raises his gun, fires, and kills Sable.

I

I

I

I didn't

Is this a nightmare?

This must be a goddamn nightmare. This can't be real.
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"All right, then," Mara says. "Off we go."

"I will not help you!" Alex screams. "You can kill me! You can kill me right now because I won't! I WON'T!"

"You silly little faggot. Of course you will." Mara puts her own revolver beneath his chin. Strokes his face with it. "You will help me. Because there are so, so many more people for me to kill, and for you to watch die. Just who should I even begin with? Whitney Darkbloom? Cerise Soliloquy? Alabaster Soliloquy? So many to pick! And so many ways to torture them before they die. You can see it all, if you refuse to help."

Alex hyperventilates, and then -- he begins to scream. He screams incoherently, shrieking, in a total, world-shattering panic attack. He's through the looking glass now; driven mad.

Mara motions for one of her men to gag him. She strides from the warehouse, and her followers -- well, follow.
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>>3471296
Oh fuck

That's 2 haremites down
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>>3471296
Holy fuck OP.
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After all is quiet and still again, from behind a column -- wigging the fuck out, but alive and unscathed, comes Amber Catachresis.

She's shaking with raw adrenaline. And she saw what no one else did. Renee Carte dropping a... something to the ground. She walks over. She picks it up. She examines the glowing blue grain.

She puts it in her pocket, and flees out the back of the warehouse, and gets as far from that awful place as she can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOcCu31oi7Q

(still more to go.)
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>>3471310
>AMBER WAS THE HERO WE NEEDED ALL ALONG

OF COURSE

fucking lol, of course she'd be attending this meeting
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>>3471310
>She puts it in her pocket, and flees out the back of the warehouse, and gets as far from that awful place as she can.
>>3471298
Whoops, I thought she crushed it.
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>Alex hyperventilates, and then -- he begins to scream. He screams incoherently, shrieking, in a total, world-shattering panic attack. He's through the looking glass now; driven mad.

Failing to protect two smiles today hurts.

Hurts more than words can describe.
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>>3471310
Fuck.
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>>3471310
hahahaha best girl is back
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>>3471310
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING?
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Amber bursts through her bedroom door. Standing in front of her TV, her childhood friend Will is busying himself with a round of Wii bowling. He swings the Wiimote with perfect follow-through, and scores a strike. The scoreboard shows that he's currently rolling a perfect game, all the way into frame 8.

"Jesus," Amber groans. "Invite yourself in, why don't you."

"You're late," Will tells her. "We were supposed to go running, like, two hours ago!"

"Fuck that!" Amber spits. "Serious shit is going down."

"Pfft. When is serious shit ever not going down with you?" He rolls again, another strike.

Amber pulls the implant from her back shorts pocket. She steps between Will and the TV, climbing up onto the TV stand for extra height, to reach the portrait of George W. Bush hanging on the wall there.

"What the fuck!" Will whines, trying to peer around Amber's butt, and messing up his 10th strike. He ends up with a 7-10 split.

Amber glances over her shoulder. "Will you forget your fucking Wii, Will?" She blinks dazedly for a second, contemplating the ridiculousness of that sentence, before going on. "I just saw a fucking multiple homicide! Okay? That's more important than your 11th 300 in a row."

"Whoa -- homicide? Like murder?"

"Yeah. Like murder. Fucking moron."
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>>3471296
Welp, there it goes my NTRd science girl. I wonder how different things could have been with other choices on Season 2. Ah... I'll wait for the VN adaptation, I guess.
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>>3471320
Please god please.
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>>3471320
>"What the fuck!" Will whines, trying to peer around Amber's butt, and messing up his 10th strike.

Well at least we know he's gay now.
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"Who?" Will asks, circling around to face Amber from the side.

"That crazy Sofia Sant-Elizabeth bitch I've been listening to. Turns out -- she's none other than Sable fucking Guiteau. Or WAS. She got domed by none other than Mara fucking Darkbloom..."

"Sable Guiteau has a dick?" Will breathes. "Mara Darkbloom sucked it?"

"Wha-- God you're the stupidest person on the planet. She didn't get dome. She got domed. Shot in the head. Blasted away. Kaboom. Brains everywhere. Like that."

"Holy shit. This all goes back to that Alabaster creep you've been hanging with?"

"He's not a creep!"

"I thought you said he was a creep--"

"Will you shut the fuck up, Will? Goddamn it."

She tugs on the portrait's frame, revealing that it's hinged on one side, and that behind it lies a safe. She quickly inputs the combination, spinning the dial to click the tumblers into place, and pops it open. Inside, another implant sits already -- and a folded piece of paper. The implant in the safe glows a steady crimson. She sets the other one beside it, and it glows a steady blue. The two glowing grains of circuitry face one another. She shuts the safe again.

"What are those things?" Will demands.

Amber hops down and puts her finger in his face. "Don't you dare tell anyone about any of this shit. Are you listening to me, you dense motherfucker?"

"Aye aye, captain," Will says sarcastically. "Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning..."

"Forget it. I need to get my mind off this bullshit. Are we still running or what?"

Will smiles stupidly. "Thought you'd never ask. Let's go!"
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>>3471310

>Amber has Darkbloom now.

Is this a sign of disaster or grace? I don't know and I don't really care anymore.

All I feel now is sadness, And the lust for vengeance
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>>3471322
>I wonder how different things could have been with other choices on Season 2
It'd be even worse
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>>3471325
Jesus Christ, he really is Whitney (male)

I like him already
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>>3471325
>The implant in the safe glows a steady crimson. She sets the other one beside it, and it glows a steady blue. The two glowing grains of circuitry face one another. She shuts the safe again.
AAHAAHAHAHA

HJAHAHAHAHHA
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>>3471325
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3471325
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>>3471325
>>3471329
wait SHIT I GLOSSED OVER THAT PART AAAAAAA
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>>3471325
>The two glowing grains of circuitry face one another.
Ally and Gal also did this, but what exactly was happening their?
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>>3471325
>"Holy shit. This all goes back to that Alabaster creep you've been hanging with?"
>"He's not a creep!"
>"I thought you said he was a creep--"
>"Will you shut the fuck up, Will? Goddamn it."
Kek
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>>3471325
TOO MUCH IS HAPPENING AT ONCE
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>>3471325

I FUCKING KNEW IT, SHE"S BEEN PLAYING US SINCE THE START

FUCKING HELL IT'S ALL COMING CRASHING DOWN, THE SIMULATION IS BREAKING DOWN.

ABORT ABORT
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>>3471325
>"Forget it. I need to get my mind off this bullshit. Are we still running or what?"
Uh, is she not gonna tell us or anybody we know about any of this? Is she actually gonna go out on a stupid jog instead?
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>>3471340
All she ever wanted was a normal life, Anonymous-dono. But at the same time, she's doing her small part to save our reality. At least as far as she knows.
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>>3471325
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>>3471340
I think it’s safe to say that she’s in shock
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>>3471340
It's Camila-Oops- I mean Amber, what did you expect?
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From the driver's seat of his car, Auburn Brantly watches Amber and Will jogging as they depart from Amber's house. He has a severe expression on his face as he replays everything he just witnessed. Amber, getting up close and personal to an armed confrontation between Russian mafia and a wanted criminal... retrieving a piece of electronics that is surely related to Sand Reckoner -- and to that strange, awful billionaire she's fallen in with. Alabaster Soliloquy, that rat bastard. Auburn clutches his pistol in one hand and considers what kind of measures he's going to need to take to keep Amber out of harm's way.

---

Ding-dong, comes the doorbell.

Scarlett answers it. "Hello, Auburn. I think you just missed Amber--"

"Oh, shoot," he says, in his best aww-shucks voice. "Well -- I have some project stuff for her, you know, for StuCo? Is it okay if I drop it off?"

"Go ahead," Scarlett says. She steps aside and lets him in. What a nice, clean-cut young man.

Auburn hurries upstairs to Amber's bedroom. He can search a room top to bottom in 5 minutes flat and find most of the typical concealment spots. In this case, it takes him less than a minute. It's obvious -- the only thing hanging on the wall. What kind of stalker searching this bedroom would fail to consider the only thing hanging on the wall? He laughs to himself.

Cracking a safe is child's play. He's great with all kinds of locks, and getting past them.
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>>3471347
oh fuck me
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So how many more harem members are going to get merc’d?
Whitney and Cerise are at the top of the list right now I think
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>>3471347
nani
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>>3471347
ARE
YOU
FUCKING
KIDDING ME
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>>3471347
>Auburn is played by Pres

OF FUCKING COURSE HE IS
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In the safe, yep -- that weird thing she picked up off the floor of the warehouse. And a twin. He stares down at them and gets the uneasy feeling that they're staring back.

Well -- regardless, he considers whether to take them or not. No, he decides. Too risky. She'd know.

He instead picks up the folded note, and unfurls it, and reads it.

>Джopдж,

>пpиятнo былo вcтpeтитьcя c Baми в зaмкe Бpдo. Eщё paз cпacибo зa тёплыe cлoвa и пoздpaвлeния. C нeтepпeниeм ждy вoзмoжнocти пoceтить вaшe paнчo и пoзнaкoмитьcя c вaшeй зaмeчaтeльнoй ceмьёй.

>Дaнным пиcьмoм я хoчy пoдвecти итoг нaшeмy paзгoвopy o пpoeктe "Pycaлкa". Mы ocoзнaём, чтo дaнный пpoeкт cпocoбeн измeнить миp. Eгo peaлизaция являeтcя oдним из вeличaйших дocтижeний coвeтcкoй нayки нapядy c кocмичecкoй и ядepнoй пpoгpaммaми.

>B cлoжившeйcя cитyaции мы нe мoжeм pacкpыть инфopмaцию o мecтoнaхoждeнии мaякa, и, тeм бoлee, нe cмoжeм выпoлнить зaпpoc o eгo paзбopкe или yничтoжeнии. Пpoшy пoнять, чтo дaннaя пoзиция никaк нe влияeт нa нaши oбязaтeльcтвa пepeд CШA и HATO, мы гoтoвы к взaимoвыгoднoмy coтpyдничecтвy.

>Bлaдимиp.

Well... he can't read it. Not right now.

Fucking Russians, again. Russians cause so much trouble for the world these days. He snaps a photo of it with his phone, which he's keeping on airplane mode, and endeavors to translate it. He closes the safe, and hurries away.
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>>3471341
Yeah but you think when your fucking the only people who can stop reality from being destroyed that you'd tell them if something is wrong

>>3471344
She's not in shock at all. She's probably startled and hiding it but these definently aren't the symptoms of traumatic shock. She's at least enough in the right mind to which a phone call would be easily doable. Mos tragedies could be avoided with simple communication
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>>3471347
RESULT OF TODAY’S MATCH: SHIROGANE FUCKS EVERYTHING UP
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>>3471347
Oh my fucking god it's perfect!

And he's Amber's Rose! Oh man, I'm drowning in despair, but this makes me smile a little.
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>>3471354
>>Джopдж,
>
>>пpиятнo былo вcтpeтитьcя c Baми в зaмкe Бpдo. Eщё paз cпacибo зa тёплыe cлoвa и пoздpaвлeния. C нeтepпeниeм ждy вoзмoжнocти пoceтить вaшe paнчo и пoзнaкoмитьcя c вaшeй зaмeчaтeльнoй ceмьёй.
>
>>Дaнным пиcьмoм я хoчy пoдвecти итoг нaшeмy paзгoвopy o пpoeктe "Pycaлкa". Mы ocoзнaём, чтo дaнный пpoeкт cпocoбeн измeнить миp. Eгo peaлизaция являeтcя oдним из вeличaйших дocтижeний coвeтcкoй нayки нapядy c кocмичecкoй и ядepнoй пpoгpaммaми.
>
>>B cлoжившeйcя cитyaции мы нe мoжeм pacкpыть инфopмaцию o мecтoнaхoждeнии мaякa, и, тeм бoлee, нe cмoжeм выпoлнить зaпpoc o eгo paзбopкe или yничтoжeнии. Пpoшy пoнять, чтo дaннaя пoзиция никaк нe влияeт нa нaши oбязaтeльcтвa пepeд CШA и HATO, мы гoтoвы к взaимoвыгoднoмy coтpyдничecтвy.
>
>>Bлaдимиp.
Quick Google translate
Jopje,

> pleasantly met with them in the castle of Brado. Again, for warm words and congratulations. With unwillingness to wait and see you have to understand and understand your family.

> By the data with the letter I want to increase the result of our decision on the project "Tool". We understand that this project is able to change the world. Its implementation is one of the greatest achievements of the Soviet Union on a number of physical and nuclear programs.

> BETWEEN CONTAINED SITUATION, WE ARE NOT POSSIBLE TO COVER THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE TERRITORY OF THE MACHINE, AND, MORE THAN, BELIEVE THE PROCESS OF OUR SUBSCRIPTION OR TRAINING OF THE SUBSCRIPTION OF THE UNIT. Ask us to understand that this position has no influence on our obligations to the United States and HATO, we are ready to pay attention to our mutual concessions.

> BLADIM.
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>>3471354
>>3471356
RESULT OF TODAY'S MATCH: EVERYONE'S LOSS
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>>3471359
Was she a Russian sleeper agent this entire time?
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>>3471354
Okay maybe he is a bit smarter than I gave him credit for.
>>3471358
>And he's Amber's Rose!
They need to be fairly similar for that to be true. This relationship is worth exploring further.
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>>3471347
HAHAHA. Holy shit Aubrun is even more of a loser than I thought. Not only does he look like a faggot but he has a one sided stalker level obsession with Amber. Like imagine how much of a creep Alabaster would be if Rose didn't like him back. This is just sad
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>>3471359
What the fuck does this even mean?
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>>3471366
>Not only does he look like a faggot
Shirogane is great you take that back you faggot
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>>3471354
I'm curious does OP really know how to speak and read russian or did he throw it through google tl himself?
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>>3471366
>Auburn played by Miyuki fucking Shirogane
>"Not only does he look like a faggot"
anon could you stop having the worst taste for five minutes
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>>3471369
I like the character but he looks like a total dork, that's the joke and why he isn't covered in bitches despite everything else about him being exceptional
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It literally only just dawned on me and I can't believe how retarded I am for it.

Alabaster was designed as a reflection of the 4chan of five years ago, that much is obvious.
Amber was designed as a reflection of modern 4chan.

Generations and cycles.
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>>3471370
If I were at work, I'd ask the Russian dude who works there what this actually says.
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>>3471359
God damn Google did not like those arrows. Let's try this again.

Jopje

It was pleasantly to meet with Bami in the castle of Brdo. Again, for warm words and congratulations. With unwillingness to wait and see you have to understand and understand your family.

With the help of this letter, I want to give the result of our discussion of the “Circuit” project. We understand that this project is able to change the world. Its implementation is one of the greatest achievements of the Soviet Union on a number of physical and nuclear programs.

THROUGH THE SITUATION we do not have the ability to cover the information about the location of the beacon, and, moreover, we will not be able to execute the schedule of its own partition or search. Ask us to understand that this position has no influence on our obligations to the United States and HATO, we are ready to pay attention to our mutual concessions.

Wide
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I am a cursed existence, FQ.

I'll endeavor to become a Mara fag from now on and maybe this will bleed off to her in-quest fate.
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>>3471372
He is covered in bitches though. All the girls think he’s a total chad when he plays volleyball.
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>>3471373
Eh, I'd say Alabster is still a reflection of 4chan nowadays, it's just that he's more representative of /a/ and Amber /pol/
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>>3471375
>God damn Google did not like those arrows.
There's another meaning in this.
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>>3471370
I had it translated by a native speaker. But machine translation sucks. Although it worked for tolerably me in google translate the first time, it no longer does.

For your benefit, here is the actual translation.

---

George--

It was a pleasure seeing you at Brdo Castle. Thank you again for your kind words and commitments. I look forward to visiting Prairie Chapel Ranch and meeting your wonderful family.

I write to inform you of the status of 'Rusalka'. Please know that our nation's work on this project was the crown jewel of Soviet science, more important than the space program and nuclear program combined. Indeed, it has the potential to shape the course of human history for centuries to come.

For this reason, we cannot at this time reveal to you, our friends in the US, the location of the lighthouse, and we absolutely cannot commit to any request for dismantling or demolishing it.

Please understand, and know that this determination has no impact on our other commitments made to the US and the NATO alliance. We seek to move forward to a more prosperous future as close allies and trading partners.

--Vladimir.
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>>3471375
I erased the comma in Джopдж and got Jordj instead, which sounds closer to a real name.
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>>3471372
Don't people find him pretty attractive in-universe? Kaguya moreso than others, but still. I'm pretty sure the reason he isn't popular with the ladies is because they either doubt they could reach the standards they think he has, or because they all see Kaguya and Shirogane as perfect for each other.
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>>3471373
By that logic:
>Rose is the SJW of 5 years ago
>Auburn is the SJW of today
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>>3471380
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>>3471377
Yeah as I said, he's exceptional in a lot of things but the dead fish eyes kind of ruin it (except for Kaguya that's her fetish for some reason) and why he's super self conscious about them
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>>3471380
>putin is a part of fuck quest canon now

god
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>>3471380
>lighthouse
Sable mentioned a lighthouse in one of her rants.
What the fuck.
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>>3471383
Yeah, and the bags under his eyes give him a kind of menace that turns girls who don't know him away.
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>>3471380

>Putin has entered the game

Shit gets real from here!

I want to wage WW3 now! I really want to!
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>>3471390
>lighthouse

Episode 11
>"It's over!" She shrieks. "It's all over!"

>"What's over?" You demand, stepping up to where she sits on Gal's bed.

>"Humanity! We were at the cusp of greatness but we gave it all up! Sand Reckoner... Diogenes... virus and antibody -- the mind phage --" You recoil in confusion and cast a bewildered glance to Cerise, who's equally lost and unsettled, ditto Rose. "--useless useless useless USELESS -- we cast our lot in with the bringers of the plague!! The only POSSIBLE hope is -- IF the lighthouse --"
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>>3471383
They all think he's cool as shit and Mr. Prefect but people have brought mention to his dead fish eyes before which causes him to go into a well of insecurity and depression

They're straight up Kaguya's fetish though which is pretty funny
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Alabaster is in the midst of crisis mode, when there's a knock on his door, and his personal guards dump Amber and her dumbass friend Will onto his doorstep. Fucking perfect.

"Unhand me!" Will shouts. "You assholes! I know karate--"

"I cannot deal with you right now," Alabaster growls to Amber. "I am NOT -- in the mood--"

Rose, Rose2, Vivian, Cerise, Galatea, and Whitney peer at the two teenagers from the living room.

"You wanna hear this," Amber says. "Renee Carte and your gay fuck friend Alex got kidnapped--"

Alabaster's face gets even more serious, if that's possible. "How do you know that?"

"I was there. I saw it happen."

"Who did it?"

"Mara Darkbloom--"

Of course.

"--And she killed Sable Guiteau, too."

Alabaster feels the nausea he's felt all afternoon get even worse.
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>>3471380
Are you ready for WWIII boys?
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>>3471397
>Alabaster scene
>not in 2nd person
U M.
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>>3471397
And here we fucking go.

>>3471399
hey yeah, what the fuck
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>>3471380
I would love to hear the excuse you gave this dude to translate something for your porn quest.

>>3471397
>change in tense
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>>3471386
>>3471391
You’re right in that but it’s also how hard he projects an air of self-confidence; makes him a little more intimidating. Kaguya probably wards off a lot of interested girls also.
Anyway the point is that Shirogane’s apperance isn’t dorky (though his personality is). And this is very shallow of me, but using him as Auburn’s character art already make me like him a lot more than when we didn’t know what he looked like.
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>>3471399
It's from ghost Makoto's perspective, she's the protagonist of season 4
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>>3471397
I’m afraid
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>>3471402
>And this is very shallow of me, but using him as Auburn’s character art already make me like him a lot more than when we didn’t know what he looked like.
Honestly, same. Probably helps that OP likes to give his characters personalities in line with their chosen avatars, and Shirogane's the fucking best.
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April 25, 2020
Unalaska, Alaska

And finally in the end there was only Rose.

You sit with her in a shitty rundown tavern in the town of Unalaska (officially now part of the Independent Alaska Republic) preparing to make the final push now. You will need a boat, and supplies, and a hell of a lot of luck.

Somewhere in the frigid Bering Sea is the lighthouse. Somewhere out there is last and only chance. Somewhere out there is the reset button.

At a corner booth, getting the side-eye from drunk locals, crab fishermen mostly, you puzzle over a map with her. She's in rough shape, same as you -- skin grimy, hair uncombed and greasy, deep bags under her eyes from lack of sleep. And yet somehow she looks so energized and alive. In fact she's practically glowing. Like there's some wellspring of vitality inside her driving her forward. She reads the map as she snacks on a giant dill pickle from the bar.

"It's a dice roll," you say. "We'll be at the mercy of the tides. There's no point trying to figure out which direction to go."

"Don't be defeatist."

"I'm telling you -- never mind. What's your plan, then?"

You both fall quickly silent as a fat, warty waitress swings by with a platter of drinks. You only asked for a coke, but Rose got an enormous chocolate milkshake. Not that cost is an object, since you're going to leave without paying, but you can't believe she's got enough of an appetite for this stuff, at a time like now.

"We can stop in Adak," Rose says. She points at the map. "That'll get us closer. I'm thinking the lighthouse must be on the other side of the dateline."

"Fucking seriously? You want to try getting all the way over the dateline in a rowboat?"

"You're the one who said it doesn't matter which direction we go," Rose counters. She takes a bite of her pickle and a big sip of her milkshake, chews and swallows the disgusting combination. "Why not go in mine?"

You can't argue with her. You don't have the energy and you can't think of a good comeback. A lull settles in the conversation. You let Rose examine the map, charting out courses, while she snacks. You cherish a moment like this, to watch her in silence, while she isn't aware your eyes on her (or maybe she is, she probably is), so that you can just appreciate her presence without having to invent an excuse for why you're staring. She's the only thing you have left in this world.

"I've got one for you," you say finally.

Rose meets your eyes. She's already scowling -- she knows this is going to suck.

"Did you hear that Vishnu went on a crime spree? Local authorities described him as dangerous and extremely armed."

Rose sighs. "What is with you and these jokes?"

You shrug. Recently you've taken to telling Rose corny jokes, in an attempt to lighten her mood. You're not sure where it comes from -- you were never a big joker, and you certainly never cared for cheap puns and wordplay. Of course, protest though she might, you know she likes your jokes. She just won't admit it.
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>>3471407
fuckn what
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>>3471407
So then everyone dies
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>>3471402
I think part of it is the irony of the fact that (raisin) Brantly is played by Prez, but got upstaged in the StuCo election.
I like him more because of the use of Shirogane too.
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>>3471407
AHHHHHHHHH FUCK ME RUNNING
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>>3471410
>>3471407
Did anyone roll a 13?
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>>3471407
Wait what. This is a hell of a skip. What.
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>>3471410
Russia Reality collapse my dude. If not that, some Steins;Gate shit to send their minds into the past.
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A glint through the windows catches your attention, Rose's too. Hi-brite headlights approaching. You've had enough practice at this by now that you know to trust your instincts and not worry too hard about civilian casualties. You grab your duffel and pull out Rose's shotgun for her, handing it over. No sooner have you given her her weapon than you produce your own pistol from your waistband and stride purposefully towards the front of the pub. Rose is fast on your heels. These hard-scrabble locals aren't so tough after all -- they're clearing out in a sudden frightful commotion as soon as they see your firearms. All the better anyway because yep, you've been made: they're here.

You fire a couple warning shots through the window, which are met with a hail of suppressing fire that forces both of you towards the safety of the interior. You dive for your bag, which has the ammo, and blindly follow Rose. She leads you up an ancient-looking log staircase that ends at a dusty, disused dancefloor on the second story -- knotted gray wood slats for the flooring, old chairs stacked on top of each other in the corners gathering cobwebs, faded red-white-and-blue bunting all around the walls.

More engines join the growing cacophony outside and the hi-brites shining in are only getting brighter. You step up and watch through the window, side by side with Rose, as she loads shells into her shotgun. The black vans pull up to the tavern in twos and threes. This isn't a sortie, this is an all-out offensive. They're encircling you. You are officially under siege now, and there is no way out but through.

"This isn't the end," Rose tells you.

"Aren't you chipper today..." You heft the pistol in your hand and consider the gathering mob below. It's about 50 to 2.

The sound of shattering glass scares you both back from the window. But it was coming from downstairs. A few moments later you smell smoke, and feel heat, and hear the crackling of burning lumber. The bar below you is on fire. They tossed molotovs in.

"It's not the end," Rose repeats. She sounds desperate to convince herself, more than anything.

"No," you agree, to reassure her, "it isn't."

She slowly approaches the window again. Glancing back over her shoulder, she delivers her last instructions: "No matter what happens... we stick together."

"Together."

"Don't leave me."

"I won't."

"I love you, Alabaster."

"I -- I love you too, Rose."

You walk over and join your wife, to start again into the unknown; to fight.

END OF SEASON 3.

True theme of Rose/XXXX Theme of Season 3
https://vimeo.com/285656664
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>>3471402
Once again he looks like a dork but his personality and charisma are what make him so great. If you take that away and literally nobody would give a fuck about him

The whole point of his character is that he's not as rich, talented, or attractive like Kaguya but he got to where he is through his own efforts
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>>3471407
OH ROSE IS PREGNANT

PICKLES AND ICE CREAM

IT'S A CRAVING
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>>3471407
>And yet somehow she looks so energized and alive. In fact she's practically glowing. Like there's some wellspring of vitality inside her driving her forward.
>She takes a bite of her pickle and a big sip of her milkshake, chews and swallows the disgusting combination.
Glad to see she's finally pregnant.
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>>3471420
Not just that. Alabaster's telling Dad jokes.
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>>3471418
Only two appropriate reaction here.
what
the
fuck
and what a fucking ride
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>>3471421
N I C E
I
C
E
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>>3471172
Far too late for the party, but impregnation and huge loads are ny fetishes and I am sad Fuck Quest is ended without indulging them.
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>>3471418
Fuck! Wrong link.

https://vimeo.com/332800046
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>>3471418
jesus fucking christ
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>>3471418
Holy fucking shit.
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>>3471425
I don't think this counts as OP saying it's over.
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>>3471407
>Unalaska is actually the real name of a place in Alaska
>pickle and chocolate milkshake
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>>3471418
This is too fucking much
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>>3471407
What the fuck?

That's quite the jump
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>>3471429
this feels like the good old times. I finally feel like terminating again.
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>>3471407
>>3471418

>And then everyone fucking died and Rose got pregnant

Now I KNOW this is a simulation, I refuse to think everyone died.

I only need Rose, but I want everyone else too, this is not the end, it's only the beginning.

I'm ready for war anons, are you?
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>>3471432
I know.
But this whole season has been quite too much for me.
Thank God I decided to read this quest, really damn intense every time.
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>>3471435
It's only like 6 months. Everyone's dead, but yeah. It's not far from where we were.
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>>3471418
WHAT? FUCKING WHAT?
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>>3471407
>>3471418
YAMERO!
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>>3471441
Yeah 6 months where seemingly everything important happened
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Sneaking suspicion next season is going to be a muvluv alternative and we are going to get a reset with the idea we do it right this time
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>>3471172
>Rose's feet, still clad in heels, kick skyward, and lock around your hips, the soles clacking together

This is the hottest image, love it when the heels stay on.

Also, thanks for making Rose so happy OP, if I told my younger self from S1 this is where we would end up...

I can't believe I'm so sappy for these idiots, well done.
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>>3471445
Yeah, but OP said it isn't over until he said it was, and we still have way too many questions left for this to be the end, like what the fuck the Lighthouse even is.
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>>3471446
Inb4 Rose dies next and we team up with the ghost of David Darkbloom.
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Alright, folks! Here's the checklist for the end of Season 3!
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>>3471446
I'm thinking next season is just going to be a revenge story with Alabaster and Rose, since it's kind of implied that EVERYONE WE LOVED IS DEAD
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So it seems that the intro of S3 happened before this one.
But goddamn if the next season is before the timeskips then oh fucking boy.
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>>3471450
>not putting the whole cast under PRESUMED DEAD and then covering the whole thing in noise
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>>3471450
And the pairings table, while we're at it!

I'll do the real one later; not in the mood atm
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>>3471451
But OP didn't even walk us through everyone's death, to better get us into the revenge mindest. Seems very unlikely too me.
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>>3471448
Did you mean to reply to me? I'm not sure what that has to do with my post
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I ain't seen a sleepy yuki yet. And we DID get a "post-credits" scene after S2.

>>3471453
And this Anon's right, it's very likely S4 will take place pre-timeskip up until the big finish.
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>>3471456
That's for the first episode of season 3.5/4. Get the hate boiling.
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>>3471456
What do you think season 4 is gonna be all about anon? Maximum suffering
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>>3471455
I know that feel, Chartanon. I got best girl(s) back, you will too. Have Faith.
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>>3471457
Huh. I think was disagreeing with the "everything important happened." Not sure, I'm tired but I can't just give up just yet.
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>>3471456
This is what I want the most right now really. The lighthouse or explaining why Alaska is its OWN FUCKING COUNTRY can wait.
I feed on angst and despair almost as much as joy and love.
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>>3471463
Thanks, Trackman. Faith is our shield.

Doesn't stop the pain, though.
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>>3471468
We will embrace our pain and use it as fuel for our journey.
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>>3471464
What do you mean you disagree? Sable dies and Alex and Renee get kidnapped and then timeskip into the future where it's just us and Rose left. I never said the thread was over just that we jumped past all the shit you'd think we'd see. What do you disagree with?
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>>3471470
Fuck if I know, it was probably a fit of momentary retardation, except instead of a moment, it's my entire life.
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>>3471472
It's ok anon stay strong
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Now that I’ve calmed down a bit I have a question for OP (and apologies if this has been asked in some way before): did you always plan for Rose to become sort of the “main girl” or was that a product of her overwhelming popularity?
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Please stay tuned to Twitter for announcements about what will come next.

Remember, just because we saw a flash forward, does not mean we will not see the interim. Or that we won't have the opportunity to change the future.

FINAL PROMINENCE BY MENTION:
Rose: 1065
Whitney: 1020
Cerise: 822
Vivian: 656
Renee: 644
Rose2: 446
Alex: 412
Camelia/Amber: 332
Galatea: 274
Charlotte: 230
Makoto: 202
Kay: 195
Sable: 149
Noelle: 120
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>>3471481
Heartless.
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>>3471481

>Rose: 1065

Well if there's any final consolation, it's that even in the end, Rose still wins.

Goodnight anons, I think we have a long fight ahead of us.
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>>3471481
>>3471483
Thanks, once again OP, for all of your hard work.
I can't wait to begin the despair all over again.

Should we begin posting our Q&A questions now?
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>>3471481
>Rose back at #1
>Broke the 30k word count
FUCK YEAH. Everything I'd hoped
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>>3471485
>Should we begin posting our Q&A questions now?

Yes.

I will be doing a Q&A, but maybe not in a single session, but throughout the week before the thread dies. I'll announce that officially on Twitter tomorrow, as well. For now, I need sleep.
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>>3471481
>Alex: 412
Ehh, close.
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>>3471480
My guess is the latter. OP I think mentioned last season that Rose wasn't supposed to have as big a role as she did and the season even ended with Cerise's theme
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>>3471481
Damn, you really did just break 30,000 words.

Good job, OP. Really glad that you've made it this far.

Am I still eligible for that bonus lewd? Not that I expect you to write it right now, of course.
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>>3471481
This season was incredible. We're truly lucky to have you, OP. 30k words holy shit.
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>>3471491
>Am I still eligible for that bonus lewd? Not that I expect you to write it right now, of course.

Yes! You and the other winner winner chicken dinner. In case you couldn't tell, I've been in a very lewd mood recently.
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>>3471494
You really are the fucking best. I'll post my prompt some time while you're asleep, then.
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>>3471481
I would just like to say that even though I’ve had my complaints about this season, these last few episodes have been fantastic, and OP remains the best QM currently active on this site, as well as one of the best QMs to ever run on 4chan period.
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>>3471407
>You will need a boat, and supplies, and a hell of a lot of luck.
>Somewhere in the frigid Bering Sea is the lighthouse. Somewhere out there is last and only chance. Somewhere out there is the reset button.
Riddle of the Sands, eh?
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>>3471487
Good night OP, sleep well~.


1. What was your original plan for Season 2 that you thought you could finish the entire run in only 13 episodes? What was your original plan for Season 3 that you, once again, thought we would be finished in only 13 episodes? Not that I'm complaining we keep getting more, I just laugh every time the end gets a little bit farther away.

2. What is it that attracts you to the timeline shifty / alternate reality shenanigans-style plots? Is it a part of the Quest Thread format where every choice we make is what ultimate branches out into those other possibilities, or is that just an avenue for you to explore a predisposition of yours?

3. Boop 4:21
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Nighty night, OP. Can't wait to see what happens in X months.

>>3471487
Here's one that 's been hanging over my head since I posted >>3457250 last thread.

Had we stayed in the living room to hear Charlotte and Scarlette go through their memories, would we have heard an alternate version of Christmas?

boop
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>>3471494
>Yes! You and the other winner winner chicken dinner
Hype, I'll think of something in the morning I, too tired to think

>In case you couldn't tell, I've been in a very lewd mood recently.
Really? Never would've guessed

Also obligatory 4:21
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>>3471487
Goodnight OP. Get some rest, and thanks for a hell of a great season.
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>>3471499
Oh, oh.

4. Were you more disappointed or relieved that nobody caught the Vermont Coma Genetics anagram?

5. The Basilisk and it's relationship to Sand Reckoner. I'm scared to ask specific questions regarding it for obvious reasons, but is (was) Sable REALLY willing to go through with bringing THAT about? Does she just see it as her responsibility?
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>>3471500
Oh yeah, also is literally anything in that post correct, minus Catachresis being lost since it obviously isn't?
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>>3471487

Q&A

How long had Scarlett Catachresis existed in this reality before Alabaster discovered her existence?

If Sandreckoner can conjure duplicates and insert them fairly seamlessly, why was Scarlett the only one to be conjured in this fashion and not anyone else?

Did David Darkbloom have Scarlett, and the rest of the parents, killed? If so, why? I know that he swore up and down that he had nothing to do with her death when interrogated by Alabaster, but that certainly wasn't his response when Vivian asked him the same question.

How much of the backstory from FuckQuest season one is applicable to this season? I believe you've said Alabaster's This is Your Life Flashbacks from when he was killed are canon here, but is there anything else? Is the whole 'Alabaster is his own father' thing still true here in these recent seasons? If Doctor Carte examined the DNA sequences of Alabaster and Scarlett, would she get a headache trying to make sense of the results?

If Alabaster fathering himself is still true, is some of the fuckery from Sandreckoner coming from the system trying to quantify Alabaster, whose existence is paradoxical, and the system reacting unpredictably to the impossible data it's receiving?
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>>3471521
>If Sandreckoner can conjure duplicates and insert them fairly seamlessly, why was Scarlett the only one to be conjured in this fashion and not anyone else?
I'm thinking Damon is one of those as well. He's clearly associated with the Darkblooms and the SR-like technology is 30+ years old. It's possible he was a Russian plant and later reality pluck after we killed him.
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Mara Darkbloom is 100x scarier than David ever was and we made a terrible mistake letting him die before eliminating her. Y/N?
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>>3471527
Eh, she's definitely scarier than David, but not by 100x. Season 1 Darkbloom was pretty fucking intimidating.

Him dying was likely not for the best, but he made it clear in his scene with Vivian that he doesn't give a fuck about what happens to Alabaster anyway.
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Don't know why but I'm slowly seeing Ally more and more as a mafia boss sometimes.
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I'm going to have to go though the whole Sand Reckoner/Diogenes thing again before the next season, I always feel like a dummy not getting how it all fits together. Like what's the deal with the implant Amber has already in her safe?
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Q&A questions

1. When did you (we?) Decide that Rose would become the main girl this season?
2. What would happen if we didn't choose Kay during the tennis arc? Would we get stomped in the first round?
3. Are there any lewd scenes that we cockblocked you out of writing?
4. What where your plans with Makoto at the start of the season? Was it mostly fetish fuel or did you want her to play a large part in the story?
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>>3471527
hes not permadead though as we saw.
Fucking camilla pulled a god damn fast one on us and has been hiding her god damn implant the whole damn time, the bitch never actually died and has been bullshitting us from day one, LIKE I SAID ALL SEASON! Ya'll wonder how the fuck this went down, its rose god damn 2, she saved her sisters ass somehow and best girl never actually died. You all doubted me all season arguing simulation bullshit, but the signs were all there from the start and i now feel completely vindicated.
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>>3471521
I'm still convinced sand reckoner can't just spawn people willy nilly because i never actually bought into it being basically omnipotent like everyone else has. Camillia clearly survived the end of S2, and it's equally likely scarlett got cloned as a cover to hide the fact she actually survived. Also answering your question on darkbloom, my bet is he knew about how they really died and its probably mara's doing considering how vile she actually is.
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I just want to say that as for Sunday Night releases go, I look forward to FQ more than GoT
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>>3471610
GoT is just a knockoff FQ anyway
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>>3471487
Alabaster subconsciously making dad jokes and Rose having a strange and large appetite.
Pregnant
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Final checklist of Season 3. Moved Mara into 'Darkbloom Must Die', since I really doubt we're going to end up fucking her as we head towards the bad end.
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>>3471649
And the final pairings table. When it came to the group scenes, I decided to only check off the girls who actually interacted with each other in said scenes. So for example, while Rose2 watched everyone demolish Rose atop the karaoke table, she didn't actually get checked off with anyone apart from Amber. (As a consequence of this, I've had to retroactively remove the checkbox for Kay and Rose for the sake of consistency. Sorry, Kay!)

Let me know if you guys disagree with my judgement here, but I'd rather save the checkboxes for actual interactions so we don't think we've already explored a pairing that we actually haven't.
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>>3471649
What about rape? Lets clear this on hard mode to wring some well deserved pleasure out of this hell of a life before and after the big reset im hoping for.
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>>3471658
I won't rule it out, but she currently has an endless supply of goons and firepower. It's gonna take a hell of a lot of luck to get that far without getting Ally's head blown clean off.
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>>3471663
OP might find a way, or fate, or Alabaster.
Lets wait how it turns out.

would you mind inverting the x axis?
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>>3471672
Sure, but I'm a lazy fuck so I won't put in more effort than this
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>>3471418
What a fucking ride. Thanks for all your hard work OP. See you in season 4.
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>>3467655
>She steps closer, and with a sultry laugh she rubs the tip of her nose against yours

ESKIMO KISSES WITH DR CARTE
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>>3467835

I never get tired of the fact that that image is official art from the anime
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>>3471407
>"Did you hear that Vishnu went on a crime spree? Local authorities described him as dangerous and extremely armed."

Saul is a Good Man, and good influence.
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>>3471984
The studio knew who the real best girl was
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Well boys and girls, we've gone spiraling way, waaay, waaaaaaaaay down the madness hole now, have't we? Much like Kyouma-san, we must now reach the goal of Un-Fucking this incredibly Fucked world we've helped to create. For the smiles that were lost, and for the Fucks we've had, WE WILL SAVE THEM ALL!
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>>3471649
>Aubrurn in the same tier as Fazil
What? Why?
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>>3472085
Raisin Brant is the foundation of a balanced breakfast.
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>>3472084
We should have sided with David Darkbloom when he had the chance, that would have been the only way we’d be able to protect their smiles. That and killing Stackleford.
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Q&A:

Are there any jokes/references/callbacks/allusions we didn't get and if so what?

Did you make up that joke about Vishnu? I couldn't find it when googling. I was hoping it would be on a list of dad jokes

Be honest now. Is Rose your favorite girl?

What would happen if we didn't give Renee the implant this episode?

What was your personal favorite lewd and non-lewd moment of S3?

How do you feel about the course of S3 overall and how do you compare it to S1/2? Do you favor one season or another?

Was there ever a single choice we made that determined whether or not we married Rose?

What is your personal opinion on the debate over Alex's betrayals and how we should deal with/feel about it?
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>>3472085
I mean, he's definitely very unlikely, but probably doesn't belong in Darkbloom Must Die, so it makes sense to put him there. Secretly I bet Chart Anon just wanted an excuse to throw Shirogane in, though.
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>>3471481
Rose’s last name is wrong on the chart. Forgive me for being misogynist.

Can we get an actual breakdown on cast sizes?
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>>3471498
since sands reminds me of deserts and this whole thread had me going through a rollercoaster of hype, allow me to supply a semi-related track that i recently got ahold of on vinyl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY8puck3-yk
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>>3471418
So, I missed this because I had a long weekend, watched Game of Thrones instead of FQ and fell asleep shortly afterwards.

I can safely say that FQ killed off more characters than GoT did last night.
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>>3472323
https://youtu.be/sdDiHZiBtpE
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>>3472276

You know, I wanted to remind myself to do this, and still forgot. Just for you anon, here it is.

Also, for shits and giggles, lewd counts across both reboot seasons:

Whitney: 17
Rose: 17
Cerise: 13
Alex: 12
Vivian: 8
Renee: 8
Galatea: 6
Rose2: 5
Sable: 5
Kay: 4
Amber: 3
Charlotte: 3
Noelle: 2
Mom: 1

I'll be answering questions soon, but can you tell me what this means:

>Can we get an actual breakdown on cast sizes?
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whoops, forgot the actual image.
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>>3472412
Measurements. Cup size, etc
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>>3472416
I may add this to THE CHART over the midseason break, but fair warning that despite being an engineer in my day job, I am TERRIBLE at spatial visualization (I'm much more comfortable with math/stats/etc.) and thus my measurements may not make sense. That's why I've never given the girls' "3 measurements" in the past.

Also, on that topic, feel free also to suggest new items for THE CHART.
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>>3472412
>>3472413
This would make Alabaster very happy
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>>3472412
>Amber: 3
An actual crime.

>>3472422
>my measurements may not make sense.
Off by one. You know how totally nonsensical im@s' measurements are, right? The only consistency is that Chiyaha is always the flattest.
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>>3472422
Fair enough, thanks!
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>>3472263
I'm pretty sure he absolutely hates us. Like the tsundere "hate" that he has toward Amber but like he would be happy if he died hate
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>>3472422
Favorite Myth, Favorite God, Favorite Villain motivation, Favorite Monologue, Favorite Terrorist Group, Favorite/Dream Threesome.
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>>3472422
>Rose 2 Judgment Day's zodiac sign is Cancer
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>1. What was your original plan for Season 2 that you thought you could finish the entire run in only 13 episodes? What was your original plan for Season 3 that you, once again, thought we would be finished in only 13 episodes?

So this is a lengthy answer to a simple question.

I was 99% certain from the very outset of Season 2 that there would be at least a Season 3. Even before I announced officially that Fuck Quest was coming back, there was a scene in my mind, which I eventually got to do in a similar way, where Alabaster approaches Cerise, and sees that her eyes are blue, and says "Sand Reckoner..." then you get hit with "END OF SEASON 2."

A lot of other things I imagined for that climactic scene, which I won't reveal, never came even close to fruition, but that cliffhanger still happened, and you can't end a series like that.

I did think I could get from the opening scene of season 2 to this cliffhanger -- or whatever other cliffhanger we capped season 2 with -- within the span of 13 episodes. But that turned out not to be the case. This was purely a problem of pacing, and I think with faster writing, and better pacing in the middle of the season where a few episodes takes place over the span of like 2 days, I could have done that. In reality we made it in 15, which wasn't too bad after the pacing issues earlier in the season.

During the interim between season 2 and 3 I initially was entirely, 100% committed to priority 1:

-End every single outstanding plot arc in the span of 13 episodes.

However, this directly conflicted with two other priorities I was also entirely, 100% committed to:

-Stop pre-writing and pre-planning almost completely.
-Give a stronger focus to SoL and sexual shenanigans, and let the cast mostly enjoy a life of wealth for a period of time, without too much worry.

My initial thoughts were that these three things were possible all at the same time, that there actually wasn't very much left with the Sand Reckoner super-plot, and that it could be tied up in the space of 3 or 4 end-of-season episodes. You see a vestige of this broad-picture plan in how the season actually turned out.

But even as I finished the run of Season 3 Episode 1 and lay in bed afterwards, I said to myself: "I'm gonna need to do a season 4, huh?" I knew right away that it wasn't going to be done by the end of episode 13. Especially because of priority #4, which I was also committed to entirely, 100%:

-Finish the season in 13 episodes, not a single episode fewer or a single episode more, no matter what, even if it kills me.

So something had to give, and the thing that gave was finishing the main plot of the reboot in season 3.

Therefore, I right away was able to relax, and focus even more on SoL stuff in the middle stretches of the season. This frustrated some readers, but I made sure to keep setups going that would pay off later, of which, more to say later.
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>>3472337
>watched Game of Thrones instead of FQ
Shame! I was juggling both while the quest was in the final stretch. I'd also say that this session felt more heart-rending than the latest GoT episode.

>>3471487
>>3472422
Have a Makoto centric Q&A, OP.

- Where there any clues/foreshadowing we missed on her identity as a spy? Or was the amount of interaction just insufficient to clue ourselves in?
- Considering your inclination for historical figures as inspiration for some characters, were you attempting to go for a Mata Hari-like role for her, if more screen-time was permitted?
- Would Alabaster be bastard enough to "comfort" Makoto's grieving mother, if she's present in retrieving her daughter's remains?
- What's the contents of the obituary section for David (as far as the whole world knows), Stasi, Makoto, and Sable? Dad in newspaper heaven needs to know!
- Not related to the ones above, but what were the wedding couple's vows?

And thanks for the emotional roller coaster ride, OP. Looking forward to the next chapter on Ally and Rose's marriage journey.
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>>3472605
Errata: priority 1 was more like: "end every single outstanding plot arc during season 3" and priority 4 was to keep season 3 to precisely 13 episodes. Slightly, but critically separate goals.
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>>3471499
>What is it that attracts you to the timeline shifty / alternate reality shenanigans-style plots? Is it a part of the Quest Thread format where every choice we make is what ultimate branches out into those other possibilities, or is that just an avenue for you to explore a predisposition of yours?

I would say it's a mix of both.

But what I'm attracted to most, as a writer, and as a reader, is meta-fictional tomfoolery. Self-reference, fourth wall breaking, violating traditional storytelling structures, nonlinear plots, unreliable narration, and so forth. Basically, doing something with how the text itself as an object is presented, that isn't just a standard text, but becomes itself a part of the story it conveys.

Since the quest thread format naturally introduces branching plotlines as an element of the text, the meta-fictional way to play with this is by introducing the concept of alternate worldlines or reality shifts.

I really like these concepts even in traditional sci-fi type stories where it's not always so meta, but it's not something I as an author would tend to focus on, without being in this format.

>3. Boop 4:21

Boop.
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>Had we stayed in the living room to hear Charlotte and Scarlette go through their memories, would we have heard an alternate version of Christmas?

I assume you mean Christmas 2001 when Alabaster lost his shit at Mom for buying the wrong game console. This wasn't on my mind during that choice. In honesty I don't know, and had no plan, for what would have happened if Alabaster hung out in the living room with them -- nearly all of the interactions that happened for added flavor/context to relationships and history etc. were composed on the fly.

>boop

Boop.
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>>3471508

>4. Were you more disappointed or relieved that nobody caught the Vermont Coma Genetics anagram?

Neither -- I completely expected that to fly under the radar and would have been totally shocked if someone did figure it out. There were a few other shell companies listed alongside it, and tons of anagrams to make out of "Vermont Coma Genetics" -- plus you'd need to make the leap of logic to shorten Vermont to VT -- so I expected that anyone finding this setup in advance of the payoff was impossible. It wasn't meant to be found. If it had been, I would have been impressed, and not upset.

>5. The Basilisk and it's relationship to Sand Reckoner. I'm scared to ask specific questions regarding it for obvious reasons, but is (was) Sable REALLY willing to go through with bringing THAT about? Does she just see it as her responsibility?

I'm not sure what was going on in Sable's mind, truthfully. The line about "forgive them, basilisk" was a last-second addition. I think she did see Sand Reckoner as a next step in human development that would make the human race greater. If it imbues men with souls, in her reckoning (no pun intended) then the system itself must surely be God, yes? That's where I was going with that.

But I'm not sure she actually thinks, herself, there's a Roko's Basilisk situation inherent to that, or that she had any "duty" to help bring Sand Reckoner about. I think she saw it as something purer, and unequivocally good and benevolent. I think I would remove the basilisk reference if I wrote it again.
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> "You'll make me pregnant one of these days too... right, Ally?"
Finally got around to reading. (Too tired from work last night)
I want Ally to impregnate Whitney so bad.

>She startles, and glances over at her sister. "Rose! What the fuck!"
Ah Yes. The Circle of Incest is now complete.
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Following on from the same question I asked last season - were there any major choices we made this time around that we didn't know were major at the time of making them?

What's the deal with Armstrong and Nelson's relationship? Are they just friends (much as they'd hate to admit it), or is there something more going on there?

Are there any particular questions you WANT people to ask, that haven't been asked yet?
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>Diegesis has been in Viv’s head for a year and it hasn’t bridged with anything else, she’s probably not even aware it’s in her head. That was the whole thing with Catachresis and Diegesis, and the servers are still up, so there’s no reason why they wouldn’t try to reconnect. It also means that Stasi’s implant is a clone, and not Catachresis.

As we've seen, yes, Stasi had a Russian version of the implant, which is inferior in some way. And I don't think it should be giving away the goat too much, to confirm that yes, Amber is holding the Catachresis implant as well as the Diegesis implant now.

Vivian is very much aware she has David's implant, though. And I think we have seen it cause some strange reactions from her already -- she recognizes Amber as Camelia -- and somehow finds herself INTENSELY attracted to her (as we saw at the bachelorette party). You could say there's a connection between Vivian and Amber because of the fact that Vivian has an implant in her skull that spent so long connected to Camelia.

>Another thing is how certain people remember Red Camelia, and others remember Blue Camelia. We have no confirmation from Gal, remember? She probably doesn't remember since Galatea just handles handles implicit memory, while Camelia and above can handle long-term memory. That’s how Amber was able to tell us our favorite cereal and who we fucked last. That shit was uploaded to the servers and she retrieved it, so because we remember Red Camelia, that was saved to the servers and we’re remembering correctly, likewise with David. Cerisebloom is the manifestation of all of David’s memories, so of course he remembers red Camelia. Vivian probably remembers her because she’s using David’s implant, David definitely remembers her because of his implant.

>Feel free to call me a retarded namefag if this sounds stupid.

You're a retarded namefag but you're our retarded namefag, and as far as what you've said in this paragraph, you're thinking correctly. Slight correction, though: Gal has been directly asked, and she remembers blue Camelia, as you theorized she might.
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>>3472676
Jesus, I need to keep my names straight. Read;

>And I don't think it should be giving away the goat too much, to confirm that yes, Amber is holding the Catachresis implant as well as the PENELOPE implant now.

Diegesis was David's, and it's currently inside Vivian. Penelope was the one in the desert, which went into Cerise, and now sits in Amber's safe next to Catachresis.

Alabaster still has Camelia, and Galatea has, uh, Galatea.
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What book did you get these pretentious names out of by the way?
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>>3472698
They're representative of colors i think
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>>3472422
favorite accent, weapon of choice, greatest regret, net worth, pet peeve
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>How long had Scarlett Catachresis existed in this reality before Alabaster discovered her existence?

I don't want to answer too much about this right now, but I wanted it to be clear, at least, that as far as the people of the world are concerned, Scarlett Catachresis is an individual with her own personal history separate from Scarlett Soliloquy. In other words, as far as all the records, and memories of people who knew "Scarlett Catachresis" go, she's been alive in the world for 40-some years.

There are TONS of ancillary questions that might spring from this, but I won't say much more at this time.

>If Sandreckoner can conjure duplicates and insert them fairly seamlessly, why was Scarlett the only one to be conjured in this fashion and not anyone else?

I don't know if I can answer this one either. I will say before it's over, we'll receive an explanation of how and why Scarlett was "brought back" with a different family.

>Did David Darkbloom have Scarlett, and the rest of the parents, killed? If so, why? I know that he swore up and down that he had nothing to do with her death when interrogated by Alabaster, but that certainly wasn't his response when Vivian asked him the same question.

I don't know whether we'll ever get any firmer answer on the question of whether he did it and what his ultimate motivations were if he did. I know what I would think of the situation as a reader, but that's colored by my perception as author, since I know the "true" answer, or the answer that I would put if David was given a magical truth serum.

>How much of the backstory from FuckQuest season one is applicable to this season? I believe you've said Alabaster's This is Your Life Flashbacks from when he was killed are canon here, but is there anything else?

Unless otherwise stated or logically impossible, I'd say you can take all of S1's backstory as still canon. So for example, the death flashbacks in season 1 conflict with nothing in the reboot, save for the one where we see Vivian after the car wreck. So all of that, except for the one with Vivian, still apply. On the other hand, the detail of Charlotte's name and familial relationship to Alabaster got retconned, so that doesn't apply.

>Is the whole 'Alabaster is his own father' thing still true here in these recent seasons? If Doctor Carte examined the DNA sequences of Alabaster and Scarlett, would she get a headache trying to make sense of the results?

This was only ever a part of the scrapped season 2 concept, so as far as I'm concerned, although we meme about it, it's not "canon" to season 1 either. I'm not gonna go there in the reboot at all, either.

>If Alabaster fathering himself is still true, is some of the fuckery from Sandreckoner coming from the system trying to quantify Alabaster, whose existence is paradoxical, and the system reacting unpredictably to the impossible data it's receiving?

See above.
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>>3472863
>if David was given a magical truth serum.
How about some magical truth semen?

In all seriousness though, is the answer to that question something you'd be willing to reveal once it's all over?
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>>3471527
There's a question mark here, and although you probably intended it for the thread, I'll sorta answer.

In true shonen logic fashion, you have to make each subsequent threat somehow graver than the last. So David Darkbloom was pretty bad, or at least you have to admit he was pretty scary if you're in the #DarkbloomDidNothingWrong camp. Which means the next thing has to be even scarier.

But this isn't just shonen logic, it's a natural progression of many serial dramas, to ratchet the extremity of the threat and up the stakes again and again. This is why more realistic, grounded dramatic series that do this -- that aren't shonen anime -- have to eventually end.

Breaking Bad is a great example for this, a western drama I get many cues from. You start with Walter White up against a couple low-level street slingers. Then a mid-level distributor who's a psycho. Then he meets a legit, high-level distributor, but of course there's conflict there too. And you find out this distributor is himself in war with a Mexican cartel! And when Walt overcomes THEM, he becomes a worldwide meth kingpin -- and THEN what? I don't know, he fights... Nazis? Well after Walter White stages a recreation of the Raiders of the Lost Ark with an automated turret gun, there's really no crazier you can go, unless you introduce a Meth Illuminati or a Galactic Meth Empire. So the series had to end.

There are other modes to do a serial drama, and certainly other modes to do a dark comedy/sex romp like Fuck Quest, that don't need to introduce constantly elevating stakes, but that's at least where I've gone so far with the reboot.
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>>3471567
>Like what's the deal with the implant Amber has already in her safe?

Answered already, but to reiterate, that's the same implant Camelia had in season 2.

>>3471575

>1. When did you (we?) Decide that Rose would become the main girl this season?

I have so many different things to say about this, that I'm not sure whether I'll ever cover all the angles of how the prominence and roles of the girls changed throughout three seasons (and going into four).

For now, I'll say that Rose has been front and center since the very earliest parts of season 2. Not necessarily the "main" girl back then, but she was at the forefront of importance along with a small handful of others.

I think the most critical thing readers did to set us down this path, and I've said this so many times, was to inform Rose about being blackmailed by Camelia, back in like Season 2 Episode 2. I absolutely did not expect that. I thought everyone would kind of hate, or at MOST tolerate Rose, and wouldn't trust her so deeply -- much less right away. I didn't even expect people to trust Cerise that much! But you voted to tell both of them.

THAT choice set the character dynamic between Rose/Ally into a mode that even I hadn't quite envisioned at first, where they're brutally in conflict over every single detail, except the ones that matter. Where they outwardly hate each other, but trust each other implicitly. This only amplified the preexisting character concept I had with Rose, which dates back to season 1, where for all their outward differences, their core personalities are basically identical.

Over time, this dynamic became so fun to write for, and Rose so naturally became a confidant to Alabaster, that it may have been inevitable that she wound up with a special place of prominence.

Rose is in a unique position. She is intelligent, at least as much as Alabaster; she isn't directly connected to Sand Reckoner bullshit; and she has a longstanding history with Alabaster predating the events of the story. This makes Rose the natural person who Alabaster would use for a confidant and sounding-board for ideas -- she's who he goes to when he needs to discuss a problem -- a role that not even Whitney and Cerise are always adequate for. Rose alone is the only person who Alabaster can ALWAYS go to when he's in trouble, and vice-versa. This became even stronger during the inter-season timeskip, when Cerise was incapacitated by her coma. So in the end, given this relationship, it has to be Rose who becomes his wife.

I don't know when the I saw the ultimate endpoint to the logic of their relationship. But it was quite early, as far back as season 2, and I wanted them to get married even then. Of course I would never have done that if I was alone in thinking this fit the characters. And although there was no direct [ ] Marry her / [ ] Don't marry her choice, I think readers did choose it. More on that specific piece, later.
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>>3472830
favorite restaurant, favorite vehicle, favorite charity, favorite dance, music you want at your wedding/funeral.
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>>3471487
Is Alabaster a self insert, a character you identify completely separate from, or sort of a balance between the two?

Follow up, do you not use Yuki as a character base in FQ because you don't have a character in mind for her, or because she's just for you and not the audience in your mind?
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>>3472920
what did Mara hope to gain by putting diegesis in Vivian? surveillance data? or something more long term?

what was stacklefords task for Camelia?

could we have potentially sided with Mara by voting differently as far back as the first board meeting?

Camelia had a huge swath of season 2 during which she had access to the servers, any surprises still left there?

If the main servers had exploded would Ally and Gal have revived along side Mom and Amber?

What prompted Sable to die instead of Alex from a meta perspective? was it the level of vitriol being directed at her?

along similar lines, it seems unlikely that Mara would find the end goal of Diogenes acceptable, why not frame and kill Dr. Carte and make Diogenes impossible or improbable to achieve? especially considering Maras probable feelings toward the woman.

We never got to see Camelia go all out, and I suspect the implants have significant applications in personal combat. Any chance you'll be using some more extreme asuka avatars next season?

Will Anna and Cerise get a chance at a wedding?
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>>3472958
>Will Anna and Cerise get a chance at a wedding?
I feel sick just considering the likely chance of Mara gunning them down at the altar.
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>2. What would happen if we didn't choose Kay during the tennis arc? Would we get stomped in the first round?

I'm not sure! I expected you all to go with Kay for the opportunity to win, you buncha meta-gaming bastards who read THE CHART, but I was prepared to roll with whoever. I'm glad you chose Kay, it was a super fun episode, but I don't know what I would have done otherwise. Any other choice - and the choice you did make, to go with her - would be written on the fly. It was mostly a filler episode, a fun one, but I didn't have a plan for where it would go.

>3. Are there any lewd scenes that we cockblocked you out of writing?

So, so many. You'd probably just get sad if I told you how many.

Sometimes lewds I really want to do get shoehorned in (Camelia in the massage parlor) and if I can't shoehorn them, they get repurposed. Off the top of my head, the Renee solo lewd this ep was supposed to be with Rose, actually. I wanted to do a scene where Alabaster ambushes her in the ladies room and rapes her -- err, "rapes" her. (The line "they should really make a law against that, huh?" was originally meant for Alabaster, to Rose, when she's shocked to find him there.)

Let's see... off the top of my head, things I never got to do in any form, at least not yet. A bodywriting scene (I envisioned Whitney doing it to Alex, but it could work equally well with many characters), Vivian's fumbling lolidom, a true femdom scene where Alabaster doesn't take the reins back (I've always vacillated on this for fear of backlash), a version of the Charlotte lewd last night where Charlotte is instructing Alabaster and Rose together, a scene between Alex and Sable which I was going to do but stopped because the thread was already exploding with simultaneous debates over Alex's role, and also whether his involvement in ANY lewd is NTR/cucking -- didn't want to stoke the fire.

Lots more. I think about lewds a lot.

>4. What where your plans with Makoto at the start of the season? Was it mostly fetish fuel or did you want her to play a large part in the story?

I'm going to be perfectly honest, Makoto was created on a whim. I was jogging one night and had the concept for being cheeky/meta with a character named after Whitney's avatar, "played by" a different Im@s character, whose character is in turn playing Whitney in a film. I loved it so much that I posted the character card literally an hour after hitting upon it.

As a concept it's wonderfully meta, but I wasn't sure how to make her relevant, and she never gained a lot of traction in my own mind, as far as where the character could go. I knew from the start that she would eventually be revealed as a double agent, but I never had a good picture of her in my mind, of "Makoto Kikuchi" as a person.

I only later thought to have her try to out-lesbian Whitney -- which was a great juke, and I could have done a lot more with it. But I needed to clear the deck of some subplots. So I killed her off.
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>>3472444
All of those are horrible. Favorite monologue? Really?
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>>3472973
>A bodywriting scene
Pls. Been holding steady for that since S1 Rose in Palau.

>Vivian's fumbling lolidom
Yes. Could still be doable with Amber in a bourgeois/proletariat dynamic.

>a true femdom scene where Alabaster doesn't take the reins back
Was a bit on the fence on that for S1. It was still a great read all the same.

>a version of the Charlotte lewd last night where Charlotte is instructing Alabaster and Rose together
Never gonna say no for more oyakodon.

>a scene between Alex and Sable
Understandable. I would have been satisfied enough if Alex got the humiliation treatment from Sable when he was in the bunny outfit.

>I'm going to be perfectly honest, Makoto was created on a whim.
Ah, I guess that answers my second question here >>3472611. Feel free to disregard that one.
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>>3471626
I see you quoted my call for questions, but I'm not sure whether this is a question! If you're asking whether Rose is pregnant in the flash forward, then of course I can't say.
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Alright OP, here's my bonus lewd pitch.

Following on from the discussion about Touhou last thread, I was originally planning on asking for a Renee x Smatters scene, since she deserves the opportunity to fuck a slutty bunny. Said idea was in my head before you revealed that Samantha was a guest at the party, so I was glad that you wouldn't have had to jump through many hoops to make that situation happen. But given what happened in the final stretch of the episode, my opinion's changed. Renee x Smatters would still be great, but it's not what I want to see the most right now.

Now, I want pic related. A Renee x Alex scene.

For characters who originate from the same source material, they've had a criminally small amount of screentime together. Not just in Fuck Quest, mind you - I'm pretty sure this image is the only OreGairu media where I've seen Shizuka and Saika interact together to any real degree. You'd be doing the world a service, even if it is only through characters who happen to use them as avatars.

As for the circumstances of it, I'll leave it up to you. Whether it'd take place at some time before the kidnapping, just happening to meet up under the right circumstances; or sometime after they were already kidnapped, comforting each other in a moment of sympathy and healing. You'd know best, so I'll trust your judgement. (I assume that it'd probably be the former though, since there might be details about the kidnapping that you wouldn't want us readers privy to yet. And the whole broken ankle and 'my lover is dead' aspects of it might be a bit of a mood killer.) All that matters to me is that we get a scene of best girl and Best boy, and for it to be cute as shit. They deserve some happiness right now.

>>3472973
>whether his involvement in ANY lewd is NTR/cucking
Nah, fuck that notion. Sex between haremites is not NTR.
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>>3473005
I don't have a question (at least not while I'm working on an exam), but this is a good Yuki.
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>>3466695
Having fun Dannu?
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>>3471657
Thanks for this effort, as always, I appreciate it myself.

I personally would count characters for the pairing chart if they were in the same lewd together even if they weren't shown to directly interact. I say this because the mere act of taking part in sexual acts together fuels the pleasure of either party. For example, Rose2 masturbated while watching the action between girls she didn't interact with; and her role was also part of the eroticism fueling the other girls. Similarly, Kay watching Alabaster fuck Rose in S2 was pleasurable to all three people, even if Kay didn't directly take part. Etc.

So to me, since these characters helped get each other off, ultimately they've had an interaction sexual enough to qualify.
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>>3473016
The way Renee was teasing Alex in the R&D room last episode certainly had its own flavor of implication to it, mitebfun.

>a scene between Alex and Sable which I was going to do but stopped because the thread was already exploding with simultaneous debates over Alex's role, and also whether his involvement in ANY lewd is NTR/cucking -- didn't want to stoke the fire.

I'm actually slightly upset we didn't get this scene, since I assume we would have seen the dialogue where Sable questioned whether or not she truly had a soul would have taken place here, and I feel that missing out on such a character-defining question was a truly missed opportunity. ;_;
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>>3473025
meant to quote >>3472966
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>>3471967

Eskimo kisses with Dr. Carte are the heretofore unknown fifth fundamental force of the universe, alongside gravity, electromagnetism, and the strong/weak nuclear interactions. As such, they are present in any conceivable version of the universe.
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>>3473025
>>3473050
... okay, this.

>>3472973
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>>3473052
>Eskimo kisses in Alaska Igloo
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>>3473022
Well, that reasoning's good enough for me.

Glad to know you appreciate it! It means a lot.

>>3473052
This is canon now. What a wonderful world.
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>>3473058
Not to jump the queue, but I note with interest here that the only S1 girls who have not had a sexual interaction are Mom/Rose and Mom/Vivian. I should make a note of this.
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>>3473063
Yes, you really should.
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>>3473063
Kaasan gets revenge on Charlotte by making Rose prove firsthand she can give Alabaster sexual relief.

Vivian goes to see Amber because of her undeniable attraction, Kaasan walks in.
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>>3473016
>Nah, fuck that notion. Sex between haremites is not NTR.
Having another dick around is always superfluous
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>>3473052
I never learned about this in physics class! But I sure would like to do a lab on it. I guess we'll have to do some extracurricular studying?
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>>3473083
fucking quality
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>>3473066
Fuck, you made me think of Eku.

I miss Eku.
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>>3473063
>but I note with interest here that the only S1 girls who have not had a sexual interaction are Mom/Rose and Mom/Vivian. I should make a note of this.
IIRC, you mentioned in the season 1 Q&A that you wanted to have a scene with Kaa-san domming Rose and another scene of her nursing Vivian. Food for though
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>>3473083
I appreciate you very much.

You as a person have improved the overall existence that I would call my life, and I am appreciative to have had you in it.

Thank you.
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>>3473083
Kek
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>>3473083
You're wonderful, Anonymous-dono.
OP-sama, OP-sama! How far do you usually run in a day? Do you run daily or like three times a week?

What were your thoughts watching first watching Kaguya-sama while it was airing? It's pretty flagrantly obvious how many of us drew connections between Ally and Rose's relationship while watching it - it certainly made the show as a whole significantly more enjoyable to me - but I'd love to hear your opinions.
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>>3473083
But what unit is strength measured in? Newtons? Pounds force? Inverse orgasms? Inquiring minds want to know!
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>>3473147

Llamathrust
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>>3472260
>Are there any jokes/references/callbacks/allusions we didn't get and if so what?

Tons, I'm sure, although whenever this question gets asked I all of a sudden come up blank. I can think of two off the top of my head, one I alluded to in this episode. Rose's African Grey parrot is named Myrna, which is my nod to the novel A Confederacy of Dunces. The description of Myrna on the wikipedia page for that novel should be illustrative.

Another one, also in this episode, is that the dialogue at the end of the final lewd between Alabaster and Rose is a direct callback to a dialogue from season 2.

If I think of any others, I'll add them, since like I said, I know there's lots more, but I can never recall them all when asked.

>Did you make up that joke about Vishnu? I couldn't find it when googling. I was hoping it would be on a list of dad jokes

Yes, I made it up. The phrase "dangerous and extremely armed" just came to me at work one day (I like spoonerism) and then I kind of back-engineered a joke from that.

>Be honest now. Is Rose your favorite girl?

I emphatically and absolutely want to give all girls their due. So it would not do for me to tell you that Rose is personally my favorite when considering her from the perspective of a reader. But it should be clear by now that Rose has a special place in my authorial mind as the most important person in the story, to the character of Alabaster. The only two girls who could possibly challenge Rose as the most important harem member are Cerise and Whitney. I think in the end Rose has eclipsed them, if only slightly.

But just because there's a character who's specially important to Alabaster, doesn't mean that Alabaster (and by extension the readers) can't love the other girls. I think for example that Alabaster and Vivian have a very special relationship that, while of a different character from the one he has with Rose, is still emotionally affecting, and worth exploring, and dedicating time to, and enjoying in its own right. (Vivian would certainly agree).

This is why I spent some time exploring in this episode how the other girls reacted to news that Alabaster was marrying Rose, and tried to make it clear through my writing that everyone could accept a life where every relationship is equal, even if the relationship Ally has with Rose is more equal. If you get what I mean.

From a supertextual perspective, there are relationships in this story that maybe come off as more poignant than others to you, as a reader. I think I've said this before but the ones that strike you this way, usually do because I incorporate elements of my own past relationships and people from my own life into those interactions.

So having said that, there's a woman in my life who I've had a very Rose-like relationship with. No we don't have rape fights. We've had a tumultuous, sometimes romantic and always adversarial dynamic. So I've worked that into a lot of what you see here.
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>What would happen if we didn't give Renee the implant this episode?

I don't know. Much of my endgame plan hinged on that choice, so I'm at least glad it went the way it did in the sense I'd have to replan how it all went down if you'd gone the other way.

It would not have affected whether or not Renee and Alex ended up in Mara's clutches. But it would have been quite impossible to give Amber the implant in this episode had Renee not been holding it.

I'm sure in this alternate timeline, you readers are probably thinking that giving Renee the implant would have prevented the kidnapping somehow, but that was already set in motion before this point.

>What was your personal favorite lewd and non-lewd moment of S3?

Oh my goodness. I'm going to have to think on this one.

There may be recency bias at play here, but lewd-wise, many of the lewds this episode were some of my favorite to write. The bachelorette party in particular REALLY turned me on, like in a "I need to take five minutes in the middle of writing it" kinda way. I actually hadn't planned to show it at all, or if I did, only as bonus content. My first plan was to come back on Sunday night with the Smatters lewd and the Charlotte lewd back-to-back.

But after closing the thread on Saturday, I realized I couldn't hype up a bachelorette party for Rose and then NOT depict all that perversion. And lying in bed going to sleep that night, I kept coming up with obscene imagery for it, then again when I woke up on Sunday morning. I think by the time I was envisioning Vivian on her knees in front of Amber sniffing her panties while Amber sits there spread-eagle, legs entwined with her older sister -- I just had to show that. Even just thinking back on it makes me wanna go take five minutes again.

Other highlights, for me, this season were Charlotte's laundry day bonus, Renee's double feature in episode 5, and fucking Vivian in the grocery store. The Kay bonus was also great (I so rarely get to explore exhibitionism)

For non-lewd, the slice of life stuff was just so fun to get back to, and such a refreshing change of pace for me, even if some people wanted to get back to the main plot. The tennis episode, the cookoff with mom, even just watching anime with Noelle. I really liked character interactions that didn't have a fucking Sword of Damocles hanging over it.

Not that I don't also love to pull the rug out and make everything go wrong, too -- as this episode shows.

I think in the end, though, my favorite non-lewd stuff from season 3, the thing I'll think back to, will always be Whitney as CEO. The board meetings, giving away cars on TV, and just being her lovable old self despite the newfound power.

I have to go for now, so I'll answer the other questions at another time.
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Being a writer myself, I would love to hear your process when it comes to creating such deliciously fucked up characters. Every single character in this story is batshit insane and on paper is completely unlikeable, but somehow they all manage to work. Did you ever worry that people would just be horrified instead of entertained?
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>>3473213
>the Bachelorette party

If you hadn't written it, I think I would have been crushed. I spent literally the entire night from when the vote was called all the way up until the scene was finally printed, vibrating harder than one of Whitney's toys with sheer aggressive thirst, something I've literally never experienced before in my life. Three faps, a mile run, 4 hours of INCREDIBLY restless sleep, and a full day at work failed to rob me of the excess energy until it finally came out. And it was easily my favorite lewd scene of the entire series.

... I think I may need another couple of minutes myself.
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>>3473187
>OP is living the dream with 3D Rose
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Question for OP
Did you ever see someone perfectly predict a plot point? Did you keep it or change it just to spite them?
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>>3473213
Could we have prevented Sable's death or was she fated to die in the story?
Then again is Sable truly dead seeing as Scarlett is in a way is alive again, that said we don't even know how Scarlett came back thus we don't know if Sable could do the same.
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>>3473187
>Another one, also in this episode, is that the dialogue at the end of the final lewd between Alabaster and Rose is a direct callback to a dialogue from season 2.
Are you talking about the "Today was fun" thing? I'm pretty sure everybody got that, it was pretty obvious
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>>3471487

How many of her campaign promises has Amber manged to deliver on since being elected Student Council president?

Is Auburn Brantly as bad as Amber and Alabaster make him out to be? While he is obviously meant to be a male counterpart to Rose, with the hypocrisy and ruthlessness that entails, it's not like Amber and Alabaster don't have their own blindspots and prejudices in their own thinking.

Does Auburn have anything approaching Alabaster's skill in fucking and debauchery? Was the girl who burnt down the school sexually involved with him or was Auburn unaware that one of his followers was willing to go as far as she did?
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>>3471487
How did the reunion between Charlotte and Scarlett go down?
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Hey OP two questions.
>What are your favorite children's books/stories. Something you'd want your own kid to read?

And

>What are your favorite myths, heroes, old gods etc.
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Were the characters in the Alaska prologue at the start of the season already decided at that point?

I always felt like it could've been Alex and Sable
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So who is the current top idol now Makoto is pepsi?

Hepburn reborn and VA sensation Iorin?
Higashiyama Show's inspiration and real life succubus Rika Jougasaki?
somebode else?
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Can we get an F for the lone admitted Sablefag who was posting here last week or so?
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>>3473213
>For non-lewd, the slice of life stuff was just so fun to get back to, and such a refreshing change of pace for me, even if some people wanted to get back to the main plot. The tennis episode, the cookoff with mom, even just watching anime with Noelle. I really liked character interactions that didn't have a fucking Sword of Damocles hanging over it.
The thing is, everybody pretty much universally loved the tennis episode and the cook off. It's when it's been 9 out of 13 episodes and nothing has happened that people are questioning the pacing. Especially when most of that screen time only goes to like 5 members of the harem. Nobody's saying to get rid of the SoL or the lewds, it's just that you gotta have a mixture of both if you don't want the plot to come to an absolute crawl. Season 2 had the perfect balance of both
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>>3467949
>I still pray for my Amber x Vivian scene that will never happen.

Looks like God answered your prayers.
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>>3473936
>It's when it's been 9 out of 13 episodes and nothing has happened that people are questioning the pacing.
Is Season 3 the Flip Flappers of Fuck Quest?
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>>3474061
He did. He truly, truly did.
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>>3471487
What made Mara Darkbloom the monster she is now? Or was she always a monster?
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>>3474197
Life Fibers, son.
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Sablefag... had a hard life.
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Can you ballpark the week or at least the month in which season 4 will start airing?
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Are my projections correct, OP? Is THIS your favorite Nichijou?
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>How do you feel about the course of S3 overall and how do you compare it to S1/2? Do you favor one season or another?

To me, S2 = S3 > S1.

S2 and S3 are different in how they're structured and I can see why a person would prefer one or the other. But both are more similar to one another than either are to S1, which is really a different kind of narrative entirely.

I am proud of what I've been able to do with the reboot seasons, especially because there were lots of moments of self-doubt in both, and times when I genuinely did not know where I was going or what I was doing, and yet I always found a way to tie things together, keep it moving forward, and keep all the plates spinning. In both seasons there have been Saturdays where, an hour before the episode is supposed to air, I still don't really know what I want to do with it, and I'm terrified that I'm gonna be like Eminem choking at a rap battle in 8 Mile. But it hasn't happened yet. The worst I've ever had to do was call off an episode this season right before airing, take a break, and come back refreshed.

Not that there aren't weak points and failures, I've had to drop plots, and entire characters, I've sometimes been too ambitious, and I've had major problems with pacing.

Overall, I think I've done very well for a piece of fiction now cresting 450k words, written almost entirely by improv.

To me, criticisms of season 3 being too slow are entirely warranted. Like I said, I can understand favoring the balance of season 2's plot-to-tanoshii ratio. But I'm very pleased with the fact that, whether the diversion in a mostly SoL middle phase was a good decision or not, I was still able to keep setups building that had payoffs at the end. Setting up the anagram juke, the culmination of the StuCo arc being mixed into the Sofia Sant-Elizabeth stuff for the moment where Amber and her friends get directly inserted into the main plot arc, and so on.

It was certainly a slow-burn of a season compared to season 2's constant roller coaster. I used Breaking Bad as a reference point before, so if you've seen that show, you'll understand -- let's say something like... FQ3 was like Breaking Bad season 1/2, whereas FQ2 was like Breaking Bad season 3/4. I'm in the small minority who enjoyed BrBa's earlier seasons better, but most people preferred the less ruminative, faster, higher-stakes plotting of later seasons.

I think FQ season 4 will have a structure much closer to FQ2's than FQ3's, though. In the analogy I've set up, it would be Breaking Bad season 5.

FQ1 is such a different animal that I can hardly compare it to the reboot seasons. It has its charm, but looking back, I find it quaint. Like a prototypical version or an incomplete draft. Well, it IS incomplete after all.

And like that, after answering a single question, I gotta go run before the gym closes.
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>>3474920
>And like that, after answering a single question, I gotta go run before the gym closes.

Sasuga, OP sama.

I'm curious about those dropped characters, though. Is there anyone in particular you're disappointed you couldn't work into the story?
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>>3474920
FQ1 is just our Fuck/Prototype compared to the Fuck/Stay Night we've thus far received!
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>>3472260
>Was there ever a single choice we made that determined whether or not we married Rose?

Of course, I never offered a choice that was [ ] Marry her / [ ] Don't marry her. So no, there was not a single choice.

There was a choice recently that would have, in turn, led to this direct, singular choice, but you couldn't have possibly known at the time. This was the decision whether or not to talk to Cerise about the prospect of marrying Rose, in the previous episode.

It was bad timing, since Makoto had just died and Whitney needed comforting, and I understand not taking that decision. I stuck it there because I was rushing to make sure I knew what we were going to do for the finale -- since if the decision to marry Rose was taken, the marriage was going to be the focus of the finale (which it was). And like I said, you couldn't have possibly known the outcome of that choice in advance.

But if Alabaster did have this conversation with Cerise at the time, she would have directly asked him if he actually wanted to marry Rose, and it would have become an audience decision.

By not talking to Cerise about it, I wrote as if Alabaster had already decided in his heart what to do, via the path the story had already taken, and the culmination of choices and audience feedback throughout 2 seasons.

I would not have done this if I didn't think that a direct yes/no vote would have been anything other than a foregone conclusion and a mere formality done for the sake of avoiding calls of bias/railroading.

I might be wrong, and you can definitely call this an instance, perhaps the biggest in the series, of railroading, but that was my logic. The truth is that based on the mood of the thread and the consistently Rose-favoring decisions made throughout the run of both reboot seasons, you decided to marry her a long time ago.
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>What is your personal opinion on the debate over Alex's betrayals and how we should deal with/feel about it?

I'm not sure I should even broach this topic. Man you're asking some hard questions.

I can tell you my opinion, but it's not authoritative. It's an act of subjective interpretation, same as any reader's, and doesn't hold any special weight since I'm the author.

I think that what Alex did this season is not fundamentally worse than how Alabaster betrayed Alex in season 2. In some ways, Alabaster's actions were actually worse back then.

Alex was almost continuously in grave danger of losing his life throughout all of season 2, between the business with Camelia, and Tyrus's gang, and the bombs underneath Darkbloom Analytics, and the Russian threat... Alabaster never warned him about any of this and continued to sabotage the project that Alex was working on, without consulting him or trying to explain his side of the story. When he told Alex, finally, he did it in the worst way possible, blindsiding him, and forcing him to decide on a moment's notice whether to stay with Sable or side with him. It was awful.

Alabaster in season 2 acted with very little regard for Alex's wishes or wellbeing, for the majority of the season. Only at the very end did he make an attempt to save him -- from consequences that Alabaster himself had a huge hand in bringing about to begin with. It is because Alabaster moved forward with trying to destroy Darkbloom Analytics that the Russians targeted Alex in the first place.

The things Alex did this season were also awful. He did not clue Alabaster in and went behind his back. His decisions got people killed. He betrayed the trust that Alabaster was finally learning to place in him.

Their relationship is incredibly broken right now. Both need to redeem themselves, in my opinion.
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>>3472429
>>Amber: 3
>An actual crime.

It can't be helped. We'll just need to lewd our favorite communazi extra hard in season 4.
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>>3475024
Oh noooo. What a horrrrrible fate. Whatever shall we doooo.
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>>3475018
>Both need to redeem themselves, in my opinion.
Here's hoping they get the opportunity.

I actually found out the other day that the OreGairu VN has some great Saika x Hachiman CGs. (Not that you'd be able to use them with the way things are right now, though.)
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>>3475026
>that top left pic
Visions of a happier time.
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>- Where there any clues/foreshadowing we missed on her identity as a spy? Or was the amount of interaction just insufficient to clue ourselves in?

I would say there wasn't enough interaction with Makoto in general. I wanted to insert some scenes where she showed unusual interest in the specifics of Darkbloom Analytics tech, which might have only been evident in retrospect, but I never did that. So unfortunately, no, it was not foreshadowed properly at all. I had intended to keep her around a bit longer, but I had to drop some things from the story, and she was it.

>- Considering your inclination for historical figures as inspiration for some characters, were you attempting to go for a Mata Hari-like role for her, if more screen-time was permitted?

While I wasn't thinking specifically of Mata Hari, yes, she was a femme fatale type who used sex as a way to get closer to the main movers at Darkbloom Analytics. Having said that, I don't think she set out with this goal in mind -- that she would accomplish her secret mission through sex -- but rather, fell into perversion, and then realized that it would be a useful tool as well.

She could have been a very interesting character, but I didn't do her justice.

>- Would Alabaster be bastard enough to "comfort" Makoto's grieving mother, if she's present in retrieving her daughter's remains?

Absolutely. He'd wipe those tears away with his dick and feel very little remorse!

>- What's the contents of the obituary section for David (as far as the whole world knows), Stasi, Makoto, and Sable? Dad in newspaper heaven needs to know!

I planned to post an article for Sable's death during the interim, so I might also do Makoto for added bonus. David got essentially an obituary in the TIME article I posted during the last midseason break -- the world's opinion of his legacy was dim.

>- Not related to the ones above, but what were the wedding couple's vows?

I don't think they were at all capable of swallowing their pride enough to compose custom vows. That would mean admitting in some way that they're happy to get married and they're NOT happy to get married, they DON'T want to get married, don't be ridiculous. That's absurd, that's an absurd notion you're suggesting, completely ridiculous. Shut up!
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>>3475033
Speaking of the post-season Time article: I think I caught your clues about you hinting at it as far back as September. Easily my favorite piece of supplemental material that's been released. How long had you been planning to put that out?
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>>3475044
>Speaking of the post-season Time article: I think I caught your clues about you hinting at it as far back as September.

Gonna jump the question queue since I'm off to bed soon and curious here -- you'll have to refresh my memory -- I don't recall what you're talking about.

>How long had you been planning to put that out?

I was working on it already before the season ended. But after the season ended, I had only really written that opening section where Kay draws a fairy tale analogy. Most of the rest was written in a week or two before I posted it in December. I'm very pleased with how it turned out!
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>>3475049
D-do you mean Kay hinting at Time articles in the season finale wasn't a clue as to what was to come? I kinda pieced it in my head knowing your penchant for fake articles, the mention of David having been Time's Person of the Year 2015 in the very first episode, and feeling like the inheritance was such a world-shattering event as to warrant such an article. I'm not saying I TOLD anybody except IaTM about my guess, but I was super happy to see it all the same.
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>>3475053
No, you're right, I just forgot this:

>Kay pokes you in the chest. "I want to be embedded. 24/7, unrestricted access to the inner workings of Darkbloom Analytics 2.0. For a year. No, two years. I'll start with a series of Time articles, then parlay that into a book deal--"

By this point I was already working on the Time article and knew I'd be posting it in the inter-season break, so this was definitely a direct allusion. I sometimes don't recall all the various foreshadowings, winks and nods, narrative traps, and so on, that I've set up! And conversely there are definitely things in the text of all three seasons, that served to set things up, but which never came to fruition.
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>>3475086
Faaaiiir~
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>Following on from the same question I asked last season - were there any major choices we made this time around that we didn't know were major at the time of making them?

I elaborated on one -- the one with Cerise -- but let me think back to a few others. I believe this season's major choices were all pretty self-evidently major, like whether or not to give Renee the implant for example, or whether to try to kill Stasi. Letting Darkbloom see his daughters was in this category, but you might not have realized that it would lead to a subplot where Vivian momentarily allies with him. Teaming with Kay in the tennis episode led directly to her giving us the details about Gustav's whereabouts, which enabled the plot with getting Darkbloom out of Cerise's head, but I think that was inevitable.


>What's the deal with Armstrong and Nelson's relationship? Are they just friends (much as they'd hate to admit it), or is there something more going on there?

I don't see them as gay, just frenemies. They're quite close though, definitely a bromance there.

>Are there any particular questions you WANT people to ask, that haven't been asked yet?

Maybe before the thread is done, I'll share some closing thoughts and observations on this season.
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>>3475130
If we had gone full corporate evil - siding with Mara/Darkbloom/both in some of our early S2 choices and no one else - how would that have affected the story? Would we have still gotten 2.5 season's worth out of it, or would we just be locked into Bad End?
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>>3472698

Which names, characters or the implants?

The implant naming schema was just very Grecian, of course.

Penelope/Ulysses was how it began, since Penelope waited patiently in the desert, while Project Ulysses traveled all over the world, gathering data, to complete the code base, and their union made Sand Reckoner. Of course that's a ham-handed allusion to the Odyssey.

Having settled on that concept I then made the other names Greek-inspired too. Diogenes is known as the cynic, so if Diogenes is an "antidote" or a leavening agent, if you will, for Sand Reckoner; it represents a sort of cynical skepticism of things, an acceptance that Sand Reckoner's control over your perception cannot remain unfettered. I'm rambling, but that's the idea there.

Galatea (the character) was so named because I saw her as a very Galatea-like figure (not to be tautological). Or specifically a Galatea 2.2 like figure. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galatea_2.2 -- at the time of the character's creation I did not intend for her to have a Sand Reckoner predecessor, but it worked out perfectly. I made the implant share her alias because it just fit so well with everything going already. And of course making Galatea (the implant) focus on implicit memory, while serving lots of plot needs, was also a nice touch, since "Galatea" in the original myth is a statue carved so perfectly that its sculptor falls in love with it (immense skill with the hands and muscle memory to do that trick!)

Camelia, was name for the Mili song, so kind of breaks the Greek name pattern.

Catachresis though, is a Greek literary term, and I chose it specifically also because Alabaster's last name is also a literary term. In other words, his foil in season 3 now is named quite similarly to him: Alabaster Soliloquy, Amber Catachresis. You may see why this fits especially well with Scarlett added back to the fold.

Diegesis is another Greek term, and perfect for Darkbloom's implant, since that was his entire motivating force in the original FQ -- it's a callback.

As far as character names go, I've elaborated at length on that before, but of course at least one comes directly from a novel, Vivian Darkbloom.
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>>3472871
>How about some magical truth semen?

I was wishy washy on us ever fucking Cerisebloom, but somehow it didn't feel right. I don't think Cerise would be okay with that, and that's what held me back.

>In all seriousness though, is the answer to that question something you'd be willing to reveal once it's all over?

I don't know whether I will or not. Ask me again at the end.
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>>3475147
>I was wishy washy on us ever fucking Cerisebloom, but somehow it didn't feel right. I don't think Cerise would be okay with that, and that's what held me back.
See, I read this, and all I take away from it is that if we put Darkbloom's consciousness into some kind of synthetic body like a Viv-tan then you'll be all for letting us fuck it.

>I don't know whether I will or not. Ask me again at the end.
Gotcha.
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>memeing about, looking for domains to buy
>.fu doesn't exist and no country that would use it probably ever will
>wai.fu is an impossibilitu
>.us does so I look up waif.us
>taken
>whois
I just want you to know that I ACTUALLY fucking am starting to hate this now and I want it to stop. I don't know what is is that you did to me, but I want it to be over very quickly.

Obligatory disclaimer that this is publicly available info so I'm not actually doxing this poor guy.
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>Is Alabaster a self insert, a character you identify completely separate from, or sort of a balance between the two?

It's a balance. Alabaster represents some of my worst personality impulses, I model some beats of his relationships on my own life, and of course his kinks line up with mine. In terms of worldview and outlook, we don't truly align all that much. Disposition-wise, I'm much better at dealing with people, too, even when emotions run high, something Alabaster dearly struggles with.

>Follow up, do you not use Yuki as a character base in FQ because you don't have a character in mind for her, or because she's just for you and not the audience in your mind?

Yuki was just something I started using in S1 to make my posts stand out when speaking as author, since Yuki is mai waifu and I had a trove of images to use. It's not a necessary thing to do to make my posts visible, since clearly you can just jump from post to post of mine via ctrl-F or, now, highlighting my ID. But it's become kind of a traditional thing at this point so I continue.
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>>3475158
The final sleepy yuki of Fuck Quest will go down in history ;_;
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>>3475157
Oh what the FUCK

>Registry expiry date April 23rd 2019
I don't know much about domain registration, but that mean it's actually up for grabs now?
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>>3475161
Still not available as of like 10 minutes ago and there's an auto-renew address set so I guess it's permanent. Kind of impressed that it was registered in 2002.
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>>3475162
The guy was a visionary.
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>>3473377
There were also a few other callbacks I didn't mention in this episode, because I forgot:

-When Alabaster goes to see Rose in the first post of the episode, and she can't meet his eyes, they say simply "Hello Rose."/"Hello Alabaster." -- which was their first-ever dialogue to each other in the reboot, when they met under similarly tense circumstances and similarly refused to look at each other.

-When Auburn searches Amber's room, he says that looking under the picture of Bush was almost insultingly obvious, and that no stalker worth their salt would fail to check there. Of course, Rose searched the bedroom earlier in the season, and never thought to check there.

-During the wedding, Cerise ties Alabaster's tie for him (when he refused to let anyone else do so). Cerise's first interaction with Alabaster in the opening of the reboot was to tie his tie before his interview at Darkbloom Analytics.

I'm not sure how obvious or not these are -- it's hard for me to gauge how well readers remember things -- but no one commented at the time anyway.

I'll go back and answer the questions I skipped tomorrow, just wanted to add these before I forgot again.
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Are you on Duracell's payroll?
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>>3475168
>-During the wedding, Cerise ties Alabaster's tie for him (when he refused to let anyone else do so). Cerise's first interaction with Alabaster in the opening of the reboot was to tie his tie before his interview at Darkbloom Analytics.
Yeah, I noticed it and thought it was a pretty fucking Kino

As for questions, I don't remember if you answered this already but at what point did you decide that Rose2 would be Amber's sister?
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>>3475168
Those scenes and Alabaster falling off the treadmill before talking to Saul were wonderful callbacks all around. Just another sign that, despite how far we've all come since the beginning, they're still the same characters we've grown to know and love.
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>>3472966

>So, so many. You'd probably just get sad if I told you how many.

I legitimately loathe all you "less lewds/more 'plot'" assholes that contributed to this outcome. I STILL WANT A CHARLOTTE/ROSE INSTRUCTIONAL EXTRAVAGANZA DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!
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>>3471380
The M Night Shimmylanga
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>>3475187
Hey now, some of us need a convoluted narrative to get off, Anonymous-dono.
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>>3472973
>a version of the Charlotte lewd last night where Charlotte is instructing Alabaster and Rose together,

I know I'm late but I read that doujin and it's amazing.
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https://fquest.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Fuck_Quest

Did the wiki get taken down?
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>>3475222
Most likely, I don't think it was being edited at all past a few that I made near the end of Season 2.
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>>3475168
Oh oh, two more when you make your way down here.


On the subject of callbacks, when is Whitney going to buy Alabaster an international milkshake chain? I'm sure she can afford more than half now.


When are you going to use the Whitney twitter?
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Enjoy an updated version on this day of victory.
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>>3475187
>contributed to this outcome
The fuck? How? None of those choices were made with that in mind. And the fact that there's almost a 3:1 lewd to episode ratio and the ending was all rushed in the last few episodes and you're still wanting less plot and more lewds is a problem
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>>3475743
Was it rushed? It moved quickly at the end but felt like the same pace season 2 has in its climactic phases. It was a return to form imo which is precisely what you also wanted right?
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So, I don't know if this qualifies as a Fuck Quest question, so you can answer it as you see fit, OP.
I was thinking that sometimes our choices do not alter the behavior of Alabaster, but alter the situation in which it is; so we affect the past rather than the future. Like our choice in the tennis match, where our vote on Kay did not make Ally choose her, but put him in a situation where she was the only option because the others where taken; or when we voted for our best man, where Ally tried to choose Whitney, but couldn't. Well, maybe the situation would have developed in the same way and Ally would have forced his way, I can't deny the posibility; I just didn't think it would be likely. Also, I know this kind of choices aren't exclusive to Fuck Quest and can be quite common in VN, that's why I said that I don't know if this qualifies as a FQ Question (or even a question at all). The thing is, with all the reality manipulation fuckery going on, I can't help thinking that in those votes we aren't choosing what Ally is going to do, but a World Line shift (like in Steins;Gate). I can't keep finding amusing how a desicion in the present can change the past.
So, to make it a question, what do you think about this, OP? I certainly don't expect this to be a FQ plot point (if it were I would be very impresed), so I'm asking this as a writing thing in general.
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>>3475803
Saying the last few episodes was an exaggeration, I'll admit but I do think it applies to the last episode. Season 2 had a great build up to it's climax that went from episode 9 and nicely wrapped up at 15. Everything bled into each other and it wasn't really to jarring because there was am actual story to tell. The episodes where the plot starts (11 & 12) are about the same as an average episode from season 2 but this episode while fun had pacing that was all over the place. Most of this episode was the bachelor party and the wedding. Like probably a 4th or a 5th of it was dedicated to the actual plot happening and because most of this season wasn't spent on literally anything except for fucking and other shenanigans related to only the season 1 girls, we had these really out of place transitions from there to there to there and it then throws a 6 month timeskip at your face cause I guess they needed to end up in Alaska at some point even if there wasn't really any set up for it and the episode that you could have set it up was spent 80% on sex until it needed something to end on.

Main critique is that it didn't end climacticly at all. Like imagine if Harry Potter was still fucking around in wizard school in the second movie and then Dumbledore just dies without set up even in the movie itself and then timeskips to Harry in front of Voldemort's castle. You can understand why it's a problem right?
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>>3476547
Honestly, with the way things worked out, I see this as more of a mid-season finale than a season finale. From this point on, the REAL climax starts (heh heh).
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Oh right, I just remembered.

I know we were very preoccupied at the time what with fucking Cerise and then being taken to the night club right after, but I thought it was a shame that we never got to see /csg/'s reaction to the livestream. Obvious as it may be, how did they take it? What's the board been like ever since that day?
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>>3476637
Really? Cause that ending seemed like a place to end a season. Like I can imagine, Breaking Bad or GoT ending a season like that, it's just I wished it was handled better. That sentiment can apply to a lot of things this season though
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>>3472422
Finally took the time to think of some of some questions for ye old chart:

What do they most hate about themselves, Ideal number of kids, Nursery rhyme, Rpg class, Gun, Type of cocktail, How do they like their eggs

Also now that the joke has settled can you make Makoto's list in English now? It's kind of annoying to have to go back to that one guy's post every time
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>>3472422
Favorite film director! Preferred Last Meal! Favorite anime school uniform! Favorite vegetable! Favorite fruit! Least favorite country!
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>>3476752
Ignore the ones that are already there, I had a brainfart!
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>>3476648
Man seeing the after effects of that would've been absolutely hilarious. What if they're the antagonist for season 4?
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>>3476682
The Alaska ending isn’t a time skip, it’s a flash forward. We will pick up season 4 likely moments after Amber goes to Whitney’s mansion. So yeah to me this is more of a mid season break.
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>>3476828
Yes, I'm aware that it's a temporary time jump and that we'll almost definently return to present when the next season starts but the point that it's too climactic to be anything other than an end of season cliffhanger, still stands
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>>3472958
>what did Mara hope to gain by putting diegesis in Vivian? surveillance data? or something more long term?

Two things. I didn't do a great job explaining it (as in, didn't really explain it at all) and so I wanted to lay it out here, although you'll probably see this reiterated at some point in the actual text of season 4.

Mara planned to have Camelia's implant recovered and placed in her head. This was her chief goal, to get a working implant for herself.

For the operation, she was planning to use a Russian doctor (Konstantin Federov, mentioned a couple times in the season), introduced to her via Stasi, who worked on Russia's analogue to the Sand Reckoner project.

To verify Konstantin was capable of doing the operation successfully with Darkbloom Analytics developed implants, Mara had him perform it first on Vivian, with the implant they did have access to, the one recovered from David's corpse.

In other words, Mara used Vivian as a guinea pig.

The secondary benefit this accomplished was giving Vivian access to some of the things Diegesis could do. As with the implant in Camelia (Catachresis), one of Diegesis chief uses was to give the user a huge amount of data about people and the world at large, at-a-glance, which is obviously useful in making business decisions, among many other things. Unfortunately for Mara, Diegesis is notably less effective when it isn't paired with another person who's using the working Catachresis implant. Of which we will see more in season 4.

Mara's longer term plan to get Catachresis in her head, assisted by Konstantin to do it, was foiled in a couple ways. She never recovered Catachresis; Konstantin was arrested by the FBI (see the Valentine's Day bonus scene with Noelle), and now, finally, her chief contact on the Russian side, Stasi, is dead.

So she's going with plan B.
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>what was stacklefords task for Camelia?

I assume you mean this moment in season 2:

>You sigh. Sometimes it's like pulling teeth with this guy. "Did she ask any specific favors of you, in return for sucking liquor out of her belly button?"

>"Um... I'm not supposed to tell, is the thing," Stackleford says.

If that's the case, then the answer is immediately revealed. Camelia borrowed his car and his credit lines. The bags you see her toting from Saks Fifth in this scene are actually gifts for Tyrus, a notably outlandish dresser. (She leaves to go visit him at Palo Alto Waste and Water Management after the scene). During this phase of the story she was still ironing out her "strategic partnership" with him.

This is kinda-sorta a retcon because I also was picturing Stackleford being more deeply involved in the main plot when I wrote this scene, and so I also planned that Camelia asked him to do other things in addition. I didn't have in mind exactly what else that entailed, but it would have been part of her plan to sabotage Darkbloom Analytics. Eventually this subplot was supposed to culminate in Camelia murdering Stackleford right in front of Alabaster, but I pulled back from this plan, since I didn't want to make her so nakedly villainous.

>could we have potentially sided with Mara by voting differently as far back as the first board meeting?

I have a hard time picturing that but we may have seen an uneasy truce for a period of time. I could easily see Mara deciding that we'd be useful, and trying to leverage us against David's plans. If this plotline developed then it's difficult to say how Mara as a character would develop with it, and so maybe she would have been humanized enough to consider an ally down the road. But I'm skeptical.

>Camelia had a huge swath of season 2 during which she had access to the servers, any surprises still left there?

I think the story is about to get a lot bigger than Darkbloom Analytics as a company, but there may be some surprises left in store about our dearly departed Camelia and the two implants in that safe in the wall.

>If the main servers had exploded would Ally and Gal have revived along side Mom and Amber?

I don't see this as having been a legitimate possibility -- I never intended to let Ally's plan to destroy the company succeed, in following the classic narrative rule that a detailed plan can never go off without a hitch. But if it did happen... well, I'm not sure I should answer. I'll say the result wouldn't be great. Ally and Gal would not revive, I'll put it like that.
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>What prompted Sable to die instead of Alex from a meta perspective? was it the level of vitriol being directed at her?

I'm fine with vitriol directed at a character, I won't kill them off just because they make people mad (we need generators of conflict after all.) But I rather see Sable's death as a major redemptive turn for her. She sacrificed herself for Alex's sake without question. It shows a side to her that many suspect did not exist.

I thought it also fit her character completely. To die the way she did, in the absolute most bonkers way possible, was very Sable.

Finally, she was marked for death for a long time and knew it. I think Sable was, towards the end, getting the inkling -- although she resisted it -- that what she had done in bringing Sand Reckoner into the world was a terrible mistake. That SHE was the one who doomed the world, and that in some way, the world was done with her. Alex, who still fears death, and still has a lot to lose, and still has hope, too -- the world is not done with him yet.

>along similar lines, it seems unlikely that Mara would find the end goal of Diogenes acceptable, why not frame and kill Dr. Carte and make Diogenes impossible or improbable to achieve? especially considering Maras probable feelings toward the woman.

I'm really giving away a lot of my Season 4 cards here, but per my reply to an earlier question in this post, Mara needs someone who can put an implant in her, when the time comes. For sure there is no love lost, though, and things are going to suck for Dr. Carte in the immediate future.

>We never got to see Camelia go all out, and I suspect the implants have significant applications in personal combat. Any chance you'll be using some more extreme asuka avatars next season?

Yes.

>Will Anna and Cerise get a chance at a wedding?

Absolutely.
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>>3477048
>a chance
I don't like that wording, OP.
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>>3473071

Fantastic.
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>>3473083

FANTASTIC!

The ideas and OC you people supply cannot be appreciate enough.

You truly are miracles of the universe.
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>>3477048
>things are going to suck for Dr. Carte in the immediate future.
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>OP-sama, OP-sama! How far do you usually run in a day? Do you run daily or like three times a week?

My typical run is 4-6 miles. The days I run in a week vary because I'm terrible at keeping a rigorous schedule. But I keep myself on track with a goal: 1,000 miles total per year. I track progress in an Excel spreadsheet that tallies how many days off I have based on my current daily average.

>What were your thoughts watching first watching Kaguya-sama while it was airing? It's pretty flagrantly obvious how many of us drew connections between Ally and Rose's relationship while watching it - it certainly made the show as a whole significantly more enjoyable to me - but I'd love to hear your opinions.

I have not found the time to watch Kaguya beyond the first couple episodes. I read some of the manga at work, though. Overall it's one of the few shows where I actually think the main girl is also the best girl. It should be clear that I also see plenty of parallels to draw between our favorite StuCo Tsuns and the main characters of Kaguya-sama.
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>>3477048
>Yes.
All I really wanted was to be surprised, OP.
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>>3477062
>4-6 miles
I can't wait to get to that point.
>I track progress in an Excel spreadsheet
Neeeeeeerrrrrrrrrd.
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>>3473220
>Being a writer myself, I would love to hear your process when it comes to creating such deliciously fucked up characters. Every single character in this story is batshit insane and on paper is completely unlikeable, but somehow they all manage to work. Did you ever worry that people would just be horrified instead of entertained?

I've said this in the past, but I originally wanted the characters to be unlikable. Back in season 1, the starting concept was a weeb-infused and sex-crazed version of sitcoms like Always Sunny -- it was supposed to be a story about terrible people doing terrible things to each other, getting fucked over by it, and never learning their lesson.

So it's hard for me to give advice when I ended up moving in a direction opposite to what I intended, and making the characters actually MORE human than they were supposed to be.

Having said that, I just let the characters be themselves.

This is going to sound weird, but when I write dialogue, I don't feel like I am myself. When it's Alabaster's turn to speak, I feel like Alabaster; I think and see the world like he would. Then when, say, it's Whitney's turn to talk, I think and see the world like she would. In that moment, I feel so totally as if I am inside the mind of Whitney Darkbloom (for example) that I could sit down and carry on a real life conversation with you, in-character, and never miss a beat.

When I write dialogue, I bounce back and forth like this, mentally assuming the role of each character I write for, to such a degree that writing their dialogue is as natural for me as speaking in my own voice.

It's kind of like becoming fluent in a different language.

To know a character this well, to feel them so intuitively in writing that I don't just write for them but write as them, allows me to do two things. It allows me to characterize them consistently, and it allows me to characterize them deeply.

If I ask you to tell me why you like your favorite character, let's say maybe your favorite is Whitney to roll with the example. It's not just because she's the tomboy childhood friend, but she has a depth to her character that goes beyond the setup, that feels organically discovered, and true to her, and which is consistently there. So while her character is legitimately a sex-crazed LUNATIC when you think about it, she somehow also feels human. And that endears you to her.
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>>3477097
>method acting through writing
I can do this no problem while roleplaying, I've really gotta try it while writing more often.
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>>3477097
It speaks to the depth of the characters that you can assume such a distinct voice when updating in real time. Kudos, and thank you for the thorough answer!
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>>3477075
I'm saying there's a chance.

To see her use more than 10% of her power, she may need your support.

The truth is I only have a vague sort of thumbnail sketch of what season 4 will look like in format and I don't know at all whether we'll see Punished Amber going Ultra Communist Instinct Mode. But there is a chance.
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>>3477107
When you really think about it, there's a chance anything could happen, so I'll just keep waiting warmly.
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>>3477048
>Yes.
Good, eyepatch was best
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>>3477105
Just remember that I discovered their voices myself over time. Whitney didn't start fully-formed. But in letting her dialogue go where it may without restraining myself, even if what I realized what she would say/do in a situation isn't what I envisioned prior to writing the scene - that's how I learned who Whitney is as a person. And Cerise, and Rose, and Vivian, and Amber... etc.

This is what I mean by letting them be themselves, and how characters in season 1 got from being caricatures defined by the archetypes I mixed into them, to being the people in season 3 we know now. They did it by surprising me a lot.

I couldn't have possibly known when Rose Mallory walked down the hallway in Season 1 Episode 3 to tut at Alabaster for being a misogynist, that I would connect so powerfully to her as a fully fleshed-out human (but then, neither did Alabaster). Nor could I have known that the scary cougar of a sensei in season 1 episode 1 that made everyone shit themselves, would end up being Dr. Renee Motherfucking Carte, Eskimo kisser extraordinaire, super-cake, later super-milf, and loveliest eligible drunkard in town. I had no idea that our asshole NEET of an older sister bitching at us in the opening scene of the series, was actually a damaged, emotionally vulnerable, but incisive and intelligent person, who longed for something more in her life, has the tools to achieve it but needs the support. Etc., etc.

It was only by letting the characters speak through me that I myself learned Rose is more than just an SJW, Renee is more than just a sexually frustrated teacher, Cerise is more than just a slutty drunk onee, Whitney is more than just a tomboy childhood friend. They are those things, but they're not constrained to that.
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>>3477062
>Overall it's one of the few shows where I actually think the main girl is also the best girl
Fuck you, Chika is best
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>>3477125
That's not how you spell Hayasaka.
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>>3477062
>>3477125
I think it's amazing that neither one of you knows how to properly spell "Hayasaka".

Here, it's - H a y a s a k a
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>>3477127
>>3477129
Official and scientifically proven tier list:
Chika>Kei>Miko (anime onlys, get out)>Hayasaka>Kaguya>Kashiwagi>Maki
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>>3477129
The day that the "That's not how you spell [thing I like]!" response finally dies can't come soon enough.
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>>3477160
It's always bothered me how absolutely filthy the middle one is.
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>>3477123
>I couldn't have possibly known when Rose Mallory walked down the hallway in Season 1 Episode 3 to tut at Alabaster for being a misogynist, that I would connect so powerfully to her as a fully fleshed-out human


>Fuck Quest then
>Fuck Quest now

What happened?
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>>3477167
What happened to us is what happened to Alabaster. To know the truth, you only need to remember what we've read.
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As I've yet to actually ask a question for the Q&A, I'll do so now:

Is there any, any hopes at all, that Noelle can be saved and brought back into the harem fold. I may be alone in this sentiment, but I feel that there is genuinely chemistry between her and Alabaster that still deserves to be explored.

Bonus question: Can we add foodplay to the list of "Heretical Taboos That Should Absolutely Be Explored But Never Were" for season 4, or is that something that doesn't really do it for you on a personal level?
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>>3477170
She hypnotized us with her vagina?
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>>3477184
Also, yes, that is a question that I ended with a period. I am tired.
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>>3477184
I want to eat cherries off of Amber's nipples and like cake frosting out of her belly button!
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>>3477184
I'm with you on Noelle. Alabaster had fun on their date, and hanging out watching anime is great.
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>>3477167
This shit is hilarious
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>>3477195
>>3477184
Also, I refuse to believe in a Comiket without Noelle. It's gonna hurt enough without Makoto and Sable.
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>>3477200
Don't forget her
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>>3477184
>Is there any, any hopes at all, that Noelle can be saved and brought back into the harem fold.
She has a much higher chance than some of the others, I'd say
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>>3473303
>Did you ever see someone perfectly predict a plot point? Did you keep it or change it just to spite them?

Yes, several. I don't change things if they get predicted, and rather see it as a pleasant surprise, and a reward to the readers for anticipating me. Small things and big things get predicted in advance all the time.

One thing that was recently predicted in advance was VIOLENTLY TSUNDERE WEDDING VOWS, and someone else also posted an image of Mami Tomoe in the (actual) episode 12 thread which I intended to, and did, use for the OP image. But of course these are easy calls and not really huge plot points either.

Among major things that people called right and which surprised me, were that Whitney was David Darkbloom's bastard daughter, and that Stasi had a Russian version of the implant.
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>>3477209
>Fucking Whitney Darkbloom
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>>3473338
>Could we have prevented Sable's death or was she fated to die in the story?

I think after season 2 and especially with the trajectory her character took in this season, a reconciliation would be extremely difficult. But wasn't absolutely fated to die, I think the main things that might have prevented it happened quite early in the season. I don't want to talk too much about it because it involves a subplot that I envisioned as actually being the final culmination of everything -- that hasn't come about yet, but which may yet still. Ask me again at the end of season 4.
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>>3477209
>BLUE EYES
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>>3477214
>Alex think bad
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>>3477214
>Cameila also dead
I can't believe the word cloud predicted the ending of S2 twice.
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>>3477214
>cute Stackleford
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>>3477214
>Rose Fuck Confirm

I can’t believe a word cloud in season 2 predicted that Rose would win.
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>>3477224
>>3477232
>>3477239
>>3477241
Y'all are missing the biggest foreshadowing of the entire series
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>>3473421
>How many of her campaign promises has Amber manged to deliver on since being elected Student Council president?

She's been president for only about a week or so -- and North High is still in ashes -- so, none.

>Is Auburn Brantly as bad as Amber and Alabaster make him out to be? While he is obviously meant to be a male counterpart to Rose, with the hypocrisy and ruthlessness that entails, it's not like Amber and Alabaster don't have their own blindspots and prejudices in their own thinking.

We will get to know Auburn and Will a bit better in season 4. You'll have the chance to judge them for yourself.

>Does Auburn have anything approaching Alabaster's skill in fucking and debauchery? Was the girl who burnt down the school sexually involved with him or was Auburn unaware that one of his followers was willing to go as far as she did?

Difficult for me to say -- I myself need to sit back and think about how Auburn will function as a semi-major secondary character going into season 4 rather than as a one-off. I could see it, but I could also see other ways to develop him.

I do want to say that I initially had the dynamic between Amber and Auburn, in the StuCo episode, being more explicitly Rose/Ally like -- with Amber going on and on about him to the point where Alabaster has to tell her to shut the fuck up already -- but of course that's getting into dangerous territory, right? So I pulled back a little. I'll have to think about what I want his character to be, in comparison and in contrast to his "ancestors"
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>>3473428
>How did the reunion between Charlotte and Scarlett go down?

I want to say we may see this as a flashback. This was one of the more important moments elided over because it was the revelation to Saul and Charlotte that they live in a world that's so crazy it may as well be magical -- it opened their eyes to how wild things truly were. Plus I love the relationship between Charlotte and Scarlett, they're fem-bros, when they don't bicker, and their reunion would have been emotional.

Here's a picture I wish I had when Charlotte was trying on outfits for Ally, apropos of nothing.
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>>3477224
>>3477232
>>3477241
Stop, you're scaring me

>>3477246
We already knew that one
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>>3477261
... oof.
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>>3477262
That's the joke, anon
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>>3477251
>Difficult for me to say -- I myself need to sit back and think about how Auburn will function as a semi-major secondary character going into season 4 rather than as a one-off. I could see it, but I could also see other ways to develop him.
God, I hope he isn't that relevant. The joke was funny at first but if they're elevated in importance just cause their Amber's friends it won't be funny anymore
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>>3477214
Can't wait for an edit of this where every word is some variant spelling of 421.
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>>3477274
If that safe cracking scene is anything to go by, I get the feeling there's more to his character than just being an associate of Amber's.
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>>3477274
Strange things happen when your memories from one reality are merged entirely with those of another. I, for one, look forward to finally solving the mystery of the Catachresis family.
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Here's a word cloud generated from the entirety of the text of Season 2, since we're talking about it.
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Here is season 3.
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>>3477291
"Cerise Soliloquy-Stackleford" confirmed for Season 4 ending
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>>3477291
>Let's dick
This should be the new motto of FQ
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>>3477301
This will be good for shitposting during votes in season 4.
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>>3477297
>Rose love
Truly a prophet
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>>3477297
>"Ally cum Carte face"
I like this prediction.

>"Renee long life"
But I like THIS prediction even more! You heard it here first folks; Renee's gonna live a long life, so she won't be dying by Mara's hand any time soon.
please, please dont kill her off
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>>3477305
Saved
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>>3477297
>Alabaster find best
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>>3477306
>Mom Rose
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>>3477308
Increased contrast and resolution
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>>3477297
>more Vivians

Looks like Viv-tan is back on the menu, boys.
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>>3477297
Yeah that's the fuckin stuff right there.
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>>3477315
The internet fucking sucks.
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>>3477315
Carte face going Oh is one of my own personal favorite parts of writing fuck quest.

I want to make Carte's face go Oh even more! I really want to!
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>>3477297
>Dr Rose
>Mom Rose
>Rose love
>Rose's pussy

Ohhh man.

>Whitney like
>hot Amber
Yes, yes, I see.
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>>3477297
>god Cerise
Ohhh man
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>>3470837
>"No condoms," you say. "Never. I actually don't even know how to put a condom on."

Something we have in common
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Mega screenshot is updated;
S3 - https://mega.nz/#F!6rwEUKBb!KaZtU2wX6dgOd19u-q73MA
Previous seasons;
S2 - https://mega.nz/#F!K24WwQQR!jRW7Jul1Tmv0EvV94EuhxA
S1 - https://mega.nz/#F!Gi50EahY!RUgLukUNZwYdJUDgTi487w
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>>3477368
You're absolutely wonderful, Anonymous-dono.
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>>3477368
Oh cool
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>>3477368
Nice work!

I like that as a consequence of using different sources for all three seasons, each one ends up having its own background colour.
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>>3475033
Glad to have these answers, OP. And oh boy, I'll need to ready myself for Sable and Makoto's articles.

>That's absurd, that's an absurd notion you're suggesting, completely ridiculous. Shut up!
That's fair for these two. I just can't help but imagine Rose agonizing over a notebook full of hastily erased vows muttering possible comebacks Alabaster would say to her, if these were ever said.

>>3477291
>just ass now
What a perfect summary of Season 2.
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>>3477322
>>3477324
My only fear is that people may not immediately recognize this to be sensei.
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>>3477434
Now that's the good shit
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>>3471227
It’s crazy to think Alabaster Soliloquy is married. Like when I actually stop to think about it, what an incredible journey it has been, we watched him grow up. Fatherhood is the next phase.
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>>3477434
Ah yes, this is precisely what I was envisioning.
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>>3477283
Well I mean yeah he's a smart dude. It's just that I feel like some other characters deserve to be relevant than him and Amber's other friend

>>3477288
I also look forward to the whole Catacheresis family mystery plot, I just don't think Will and Auburn are necessary for that to work out
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After 3 seasons post your rankings

Rose > Smatters > Whitney = Vivian = Renee > Charlotte > Cerise > Galatea > Amber = Kay = Mom >>>> Alex > Makoto >>>> Sable > shit > Mara > Stackleford > Rose2
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>>3477940
Rose = Cerise > Whitney = Vivian = Alex = Amber > Charlotte = Mom = Kay = Galatea > Renee > Rose2 = Makoto > Sable

For perspective, Sable's still at the level of a liked character, though.
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>>3477940
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>>3477940
>Season 1
Renee>Mom>Whitney>Viv>Rose>Cerise

>Season 2
Rose>Alex>Viv>Whitney>Camelia>Sable>Kay>Cerise>Gal>Renee

>Season 3
Rose>>Rose2>Whitney>Charlotte=Mom>Amber>Makoto>Viv>Kay>Noelle>Cerise>Renee>Gal>>>Alex>>>Sable
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>>3478602
Oh and also Smatters is between Rose and Rose2. She does things to my dick, what can I say?
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>>3478441
>>3478579
Shit, forgot Noelle. Probably in the third tier group.
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Gonna need Smatters on the chart, OP.
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>>3477940
Season 1:
Vivian > Whitney > Renee > Cerise > Rose > Kaa-san

Season 2:
Vivian > Amber > Whitney > Rose > Cerise > Galatea > Renee > Alex > Sable > Kay

Season 3:
>Amber = Vivian > Rose > Whitney > Cerise > Renee > Galatea > Alex > Noelle > Kaa-san > Sable > Charlotte > Rose 2 > Kay > Smatters > Makoto
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>>3473595
>>What are your favorite children's books/stories. Something you'd want your own kid to read?

Shel Silverstein and Dr. Seuss are go-to classics in my eyes. The original Winnie the Pooh novels are absolutely magical, ditto Paddington Bear. The Phantom Tollbooth has to be part of any children's canon, too. You can't go wrong with Goosebumps. And finally of course, Marx's Capital.

>What are your favorite myths, heroes, old gods etc.

Prometheus or Sisyphus are my favorite characters of mythology to think about, for similar reasons.
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>>3478955
>Marx's Capital
>children's book
Heh.
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>>3478871
>Rose that low
Man your taste is shit
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>>3478964
Kek. Agreed
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>>3473600
>Were the characters in the Alaska prologue at the start of the season already decided at that point?
>I always felt like it could've been Alex and Sable

This was a very astute observation you and several others made.

I wrote the flash-forward at the beginning of the season not knowing what it actually meant, or how to get there.

I mentioned taking cues from Breaking Bad, and hey, there's another one. Season 5 of that show, the writers did the exact same thing with a flash forward that they had no plan on how to actually get to at the time of writing it.

By nature of this, I wrote the scene to give me the most possible options. I thought Alabaster and Rose were the likeliest people to be in the scene, but I kept it open-ended enough that it could have plausibly been Alabaster and any other haremite -- or, failing a decision on marriage, Alex and Sable as a fallback.

Having the "wife" get cut off referring to the husband as "Al--" was my clever nudge to you that this is the case. "Al--" can be finished as Alabaster, Ally, or Alex.

As the season developed and it became clear in my mind that we were really headed towards a marriage plot with Rose, the candidates winnowed for me down to three. I saw developing us towards an explicit choice to marry Rose, which, if it failed, then an explicit choice to marry Whitney; and only if both of these failed would the couple in Alaska be Alex and Sable.

This never came about, but these three couples were my own most plausible picks barring unforeseen developments/new ideas during the season's run.
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>>3478969
Your opinions have been noted.
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>>3478441
S1:
Cerise > Renee = Whitney > Vivian = Kaa-san > Rose

S2:
Amber >= Cerise > Whitney > Renee > Alex = Vivian = Sable > Rose = Galatea > Kay

S3:
Amber = Cerise > Rose = Whitney > Renee = Noelle > Vivian = Kaa-san = Charlotte > Galatea > Sable = Alex > Rose 2 > Kay > Makoto > Smatters

Even last-place positions are pretty highly liked, it's just a case of relevance at that point.
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>>3474197
>What made Mara Darkbloom the monster she is now? Or was she always a monster?

Mara is simply a sociopath, a power-mad, corrupt, and sadistic bitch. I don't know that there's a lot of hidden depth to her. She is what she is and doesn't try to be anything else. While the motivations of real people are usually multi-faceted and complex, such nakedly venal people also exist in the upper echelons of power, and Mara is one.

What made her this way? We can debate nature vs nurture; she grew up in a wealthy family with connections to mafia, and criminality was a natural part of her life growing up. But she enjoys what she does, and that takes a special kind of mind that's rotten from the start. I'm thinking here of the cruel pleasure she took watching Vivian get her eyeball scooped out.
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>>3478988
>cruel pleasure she took watching Vivian get her eyeball scooped out.
What an actual fucking massive cunt.
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>>3478988
I can't wait to put a fucking hole through her head.
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>>3478991
>We here at OP Studios are pleased to announce that FQ Season 4 will be making its return in April, 2021!
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>>3478974
Can't wait for Rose to end her and her problematic opinions
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>>3478988
>I'm thinking here of the cruel pleasure she took watching Vivian get her eyeball scooped out.
Yikes

Are we fucking her?
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>>3478991
Was Alabaster's name at all chosen so that someone could call him
>Alabamster
?
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>>3474458
Your projections are correct, with a minor caveat; I vacillate between her and pic related.

>>3474451
Reposting for the sake of the image limit; look for an announcement late this week or early next.
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>>3478987
>S2
>Renee > Rose
Didn't she have like a collective 12 lines of dialogue?
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>>3479000
>Reposting for the sake of the image limit
Damn, I can't believe this actually happened.
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>>3479000
I want to dodge Sakurai-sensei's sweat-drop danmaku! You have amazing taste.
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>>3479004
>Damn, I can't believe this actually happened.
He has a picture like every time he posts. Of course this was going to happen
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>>3475135
>If we had gone full corporate evil - siding with Mara/Darkbloom/both in some of our early S2 choices and no one else - how would that have affected the story? Would we have still gotten 2.5 season's worth out of it, or would we just be locked into Bad End?

The story would have developed in such a radically different direction that I honestly cannot say where we would be right now. Siding with Darkbloom was a possibility I knew could happen, I deliberately set it up to be a plausible choice, but I still didn't expect you to take it. If you had, I would have rolled with it, but I had NO plan for what it would look like. Would it lead to a bad end? Maybe. But it totally changes all the predicates that the current timeline builds itself upon.
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>>3475177

Please look forward to the upcoming line of vibrating FUCK QUEST™ onaholes powered by Duracell®, complete with built-in warming functionality, modeled after all your favorite girls. Collect them all for the "true harem ending"!
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>>3479009
Aside from season 4, do you intend to run more quest threads, either FQ related, smut related, or just in general?
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>>3479009
The idea of siding with Mara, Darkbloom, and maybe Vivian against literally everyone else in the cast was just so tantalizing to me. It'd be like the anti-harem plot.
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>>3479012
Do these include a function that syncs their vibrations in time with all of my favorite pastebin links? Does Alex's come with a flappy benis?
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>>3479012
Would unironically try to collect them all
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>>3478972
>I saw developing us towards an explicit choice to marry Rose, which, if it failed, then an explicit choice to marry Whitney
Missed our chance to marry best girl
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>>3479012
Inb4 the Smatters model gets recalled because the warming function is too strong on it and burns people’s dicks
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>>3479028
Are there regulations on the shipment and distribution of rabbit pheromones?
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>>3479028
inb4 the Smatters model actually has working fertile ovaries and also the warming function burns people's dicks
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>>3479029
>>3479032
I want to impregnate a pheromone-rich contraband portable bunny pussy that’s literally too hot for dick! I really want to!
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>>3479028
>>3479029
>>3479032
Smatters is a menace to this world and I love her for it!

>>3479038
Don't we all?
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All I want is a lewd with Whitney and Renee taking turns riding alabaster to completion. Alabaster always seems to be a one shot wonder in the reboot. God bless the season 1 scene where he become alphabaster and hits Whitney with his fuck golem powers.
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>>3479121
i go back and reread that scene all the time
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>>3479121
>Alabaster always seems to be a one shot wonder in the reboot.

I guess it's more realistic, but I haven't even really considered that personally. I should do more scenes where Alabaster does some multi-pussy drifting.

>All I want is a lewd with Whitney and Renee taking turns riding alabaster to completion

And I can definitely support this concept.
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>>3479121
>>3479189
Actually, I like this concept so much that I think I might start doing it as a bonus right now.

Also, did the two sweeptstakes winners decide on a bonus lewd?
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>>3479208
Oof. Not even a S4 confirmation and we're already getting more happy times. Stay based, OP.
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>>3479208
Holy shit, OP
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>>3479208
>Also, did the two sweeptstakes winners decide on a bonus lewd?
I suppose you must have missed this >>3473016 post of mine, then!

I only wrote the pitch with Renee and Alex in mind, but you know best when it comes to writing lewds so if you think it needs Alabaster too then I'll trust your judgement.
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Incidentally, I went and asked my drawfriend for a favour, and he sketched this out for me. So here you go, OP! What's probably the first instance of Renee fanart.

https://i.imgur.com/gWEJ4JT.png

Yes, I know it's not really an 'Oh' face
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>>3479223
Heh. Big heh.
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>>3479208
>Also, did the two sweeptstakes winners decide on a bonus lewd?
You didn't ever respond to the other guy's so I thought you either weren't doing them or you were waiting
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>>3479223
Nice one desu
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>>3479223
Does your friend read FQ?
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>>3479239
He does not. He just likes drawing lewds, and often asks me for inspiration.

I DO have a friend who I introduced FQ to, but they're not the same person.
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>>3479244
How do you describe it to him? Do you just say draw Shizuka sensei but with "Carte face going oh" on it?
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>>3479223
...Does your friend read Nagatoro, by any chance?
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>>3479255
Yeah basically I just gave him Shizuka reference images and asked him to give her an ahegao. The text was added by me.
>>3479266
Probably not! If you think that his style looks similar to 774's, then that's most likely just a coincidence.
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>>3479271
So you're friend likes lewds but you've yet to tell him about FQ? How cruel!
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Okay, here's one I can't believe I hadn't thought to ask yet:

OP, in the middle of Season 2, you mentioned considering changing Kay's portrait character to someone else due to a lack of good art of her being around (still true, she was an otherwise minor character in a mediocre anime that was a total flop, after all).
And then within the next two episodes, you used that same character for Noelle Keki in her introduction, the most obvious trap (besides Alex) in the series (whether we gleefully walked into her or not). When did the idea for Noelle come to you, and how did that tie into the way she was introduced? Did you ever consider writing out Kay due to the lack of interest shown in her at that point in the season?
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>>3478988
>Mara is simply a sociopath, a power-mad, corrupt, and sadistic bitch. I don't know that there's a lot of hidden depth to her.

And here I was thinking that just like with Amber being the Ally in her own Fuck Quest, Mara is living in (or lived through) her own hardcore Russian version of it. With the fetishes OP has forbidden thrown in the mix.

She already had the sibling and doctor character, though I haven't figured Stasi's counterpart for Ally's harem yet.

>>3472422
Also, I have a suggestion for the chart pile, which I'm surprised hasn't been included yet considering all the favorite media and characters already present.

Namely, favorite comic book superhero or villain.
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>>3479189
>realistic
>referring to the man with like a foot long dick as thick as a coke can
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Okay, predictions for S4?

>>3471407 has a line that caught my notice.

>You sit with her in a shitty rundown tavern in the town of Unalaska (officially now part of the Independent Alaska Republic)

So within ~6 months of the current day in story, Alaska has seceded from the US.

So, major international strife on the horizon? World war for real?
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>>3473187
>So having said that, there's a woman in my life who I've had a very Rose-like relationship with

I really would like to know more about OP Studios' daily life.
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>>3479517
This
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>>3477940
>Season 1
Renee>Cerise>Mom>Vivian>Rose>Whitney

>Season 2
Rose>Alex>Amber>Cerise>Vivian>Whitney>Sable>Gal>Kay

>Season 3
Rose>Amber>Whitney>Vivian>Cerise>Gal>Mom>Renee>Charlotte>Rose2>Noelle>Kay>Alex>Sable>Makoto holy fuck we fucked a lot of girls (and one boy) this season
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It's Saturday.

It's just Saturday.
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>>3481967
Don't remind me.
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>>3481967
>>3481975
I was gonna post out of my despair folder, but... ;_;
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OP-sama! OP-sama! I got some questions for you.

Considering the demands for an idol to be fit and physically coordinated for their routines, why is Makoto so hopeless with sports? I'm basing this assumption on the tennis match and the blank section for favorite sports in Makoto's chart.

What was Stackleford's reaction to Stasi's death? Was he preparing himself to get revenge on her only to have the satisfaction taken from him?

Why did the FBI quickly decide to fire Noelle right away, instead of transferring her or give her a long vacation time first?
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>>3481967
At least we can look forward to an announcement about S4 sometime this week.
I'm taking it as an opportunity to go back and refresh my memory on S2, and then S3 in the week before S4.
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>>3481707
All in all this list is pretty based
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>>3481967
At least I can use this as an opportunity to catch up on my backlog
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>>3482213
>At least we can look forward to an announcement about S4 sometime this week.
And bonus lewds.
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>>3482203
>Considering the demands for an idol to be fit and physically coordinated for their routines, why is Makoto so hopeless with sports? I'm basing this assumption on the tennis match and the blank section for favorite sports in Makoto's chart.
Idol's usually aren't psychically active beyond singing and dancing and lack a lot of skills even normal people would have. They abandon everything to spend most of their lives training to be an idol and just that so once they reach their mid 20's and fired for being "too old" they can't do anything else. It's like the worst job ever
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>>3474931
>I'm curious about those dropped characters, though. Is there anyone in particular you're disappointed you couldn't work into the story?

When I mention dropped characters, I'm talking about characters that were introduced but either directly written out (Makoto) or ones I haven't been able to find much plot-relevant use for (Ken, for instance).

I'm a big fan of ensemble casts where minor characters suddenly have importance. For example, in this episode when Auburn Brantly of all people breaks into Amber's room and finds the implants stored there -- there's something really interesting to me about this random character being one of the only people in the cast to come "eye to eye" so to speak, with David Darkbloom's disembodied consciousness. Moments like those, are really cool to me, and I try to work the secondary/tertiary characters in wherever possible for that reason.

So having said that, I'm a bit down about not being able to think of many ways to use Fazil and Ken specifically, Nelson and Armstrong too, and finally among the harem, lots of the girls got shorted on screentime, which is certainly my fault all around.
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>>3482265
>I'm a big fan of ensemble casts where minor characters suddenly have importance. For example, in this episode when Auburn Brantly of all people breaks into Amber's room and finds the implants stored there -- there's something really interesting to me about this random character being one of the only people in the cast to come "eye to eye" so to speak, with David Darkbloom's disembodied consciousness. Moments like those, are really cool to me, and I try to work the secondary/tertiary characters in wherever possible for that reason.
It's too bad you're doing this before all of your actual characters get there due. Seriously Aubrun and Will are probably gonna get more screen time than Makoto for no reason other than "crazy twist"
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>>3482278
>Seriously Aubrun and Will are probably gonna get more screen time than Makoto for no reason other than "crazy twist"
It's sad that this is probably be true...
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>>3475181
>As for questions, I don't remember if you answered this already but at what point did you decide that Rose2 would be Amber's sister?

I love this question! I was hoping someone might bring it up because it gives me a chance to talk candidly about a couple other concepts I had for season 3.

When I decided to use Rose2 as a character, by this point I knew 99% that I also wanted to bring Mom back, and Amber too, so the question I wanted to answer was how it all fit together. Why is all this happening?

While considering options, I hit upon the idea of Rose2/Mom/Amber all being their own family who Alabaster finds. I really loved this, which is what you eventually saw. It gave me the chance to do some great moments, like closing the premiere in such a cool way; Alabaster waiting around outside work with Rose2, when she's like "oh hey, my sister's here!" and Alabaster turns around and there's Camelia driving up. Then you get to explore the dynamics of this insufferable weeaboo and her political radical kid sister, and you find out that Mom is there too. It's neat, leaves a lot of new doors open, and keeps you intrigued.

But the other concept I considered, which I didn't use, was introducing either Amber or Rose2 (I leaned towards it being Amber) as Alabaster's little sister.

As in, Amber would just be there, without explanation, as Alabaster's imouto, and everyone would accept that, and act as if it had always been this way. That was a different way to close out the season premiere; Alabaster in the hospital with Cerise, say, when another person comes around to visit -- "hey, sis" -- and it's Amber, and they're carrying on like this is a perfectly normal conversation.

I know some people taking part in discussions the other week will recognize this as a subplot lifted wholesale from a different show, which is a big part of why I didn't do it ultimately

Because I wanted to bring Mom back, I decided to go with the original concept, and give her a different family from Alabaster and Cerise. This ended up squaring nicely with some of the elements of the Sand Reckoner super-plot that haven't been revealed in full yet. All of this was decided in the interim between seasons -- bringing Mom and Amber back, introducing Rose2, making them a family.
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>>3482284
We already discussed how much of a worst girl she was, thanks for not giving Amber that treatment, even though from a narrative perspective it was foreshadowed really well.
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>>3482284
So did Amber use the implants to come back at the end of season 2 using the Soliloquy's as a template (Amber as Alabaster, Rose2 as Cerise, Mom as Mom, Amber having burnt down the school) or am I just over thinking it?
Will season 4 be Amber and her reverse harem saving the day? (Will as Whitney, Auburn as a Rose analog)
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>>3475245
>On the subject of callbacks, when is Whitney going to buy Alabaster an international milkshake chain? I'm sure she can afford more than half now.

I like this idea! I wonder whether Alabaster would understand its significance or not. He can be a self-centered bastard. Season 1 callbacks are fun, though, so let's see what happens.

>When are you going to use the Whitney twitter?

I was going to use it throughout season 3 but I ended up not for reasons unknown. It could have been a lot of fun. It's clear where the inspirations for it come from, so it would have been fun to have her talking about the FBI witch hunt, how Darkbloom Analitics (sic) is the strongest company, ever; how she's a much better CEO than David Darkbloom, a bad (or sick!) guy. Etc. Oh, and of course:

>I have never used the word nigger! Never have, never will!

It would have been fun to go balls-out crazy, but I dunno. I just never picked it up. The same with Kay's Twitter. Some wasted opportunities. Maybe I'll use them in s4.
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>>3482295
Even if Ally doesn't get it, I will. ;w;
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>>3482265
>lots of the girls got shorted on screentime, which is certainly my fault all around.
Yeaaaah, to be honest, this is my biggest worry for Season 4. I'm sure the plan you have is going to be really fun to experience, but we already know that it's going to be a shorter season; so if the Alaska adventure comes at the expense of cutting screentime for the girls who were already kind of shafted in that regard in the first place, then I can't help but feel it's going to be bittersweet.

>>3482284
>I know some people taking part in discussions the other week will recognize this as a subplot lifted wholesale from a different show, which is a big part of why I didn't do it ultimately
As someone who missed those discussions I'm getting Code Geass vibes, but I feel like I'm probably wrong.
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>>3482300
It's Buffy
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>>3482295
It’d have been hilarious of you made a Sable-as-Sofia Twitter and actually gained a following.
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>>3482304
Oh right, I guess I did see that discussion. Never seen that show, so I guess it didn't stick with me.
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>>3476047
>I was thinking that sometimes our choices do not alter the behavior of Alabaster, but alter the situation in which it is; so we affect the past rather than the future. Like our choice in the tennis match, where our vote on Kay did not make Ally choose her, but put him in a situation where she was the only option because the others where taken; or when we voted for our best man, where Ally tried to choose Whitney, but couldn't. Well, maybe the situation would have developed in the same way and Ally would have forced his way, I can't deny the posibility; I just didn't think it would be likely. Also, I know this kind of choices aren't exclusive to Fuck Quest and can be quite common in VN, that's why I said that I don't know if this qualifies as a FQ Question (or even a question at all). The thing is, with all the reality manipulation fuckery going on, I can't help thinking that in those votes we aren't choosing what Ally is going to do, but a World Line shift (like in Steins;Gate). I can't keep finding amusing how a desicion in the present can change the past.
>So, to make it a question, what do you think about this, OP? I certainly don't expect this to be a FQ plot point (if it were I would be very impresed), so I'm asking this as a writing thing in general.

This is an extremely astute observation. I think about this a lot, actually.

I don't do it deliberately -- or in other words, it's not that I plan to pepper in choices that retroactively affect events prior to the choice. When I do this, it's for a practical reason. For example, when you chose to have someone other than Whitney be the best man; to me, it wouldn't make any sense at all for Alabaster to settle on someone other than her as his first pick after she directly asked him for that honor. So, with that in mind, I had to invent a reason why he couldn't pick her after all, which of course by nature hinges on a fact coming to light from prior to the scene which he wasn't aware of. But had you chosen Whitney, this fact would not have been an issue. So the choice changed the past as well as the future.

Whenever an audience decision point changes the past, this is why.

But I try to avoid writing like that, because I personally don't like it -- it strikes me as very odd, when you consider it, which you have -- not to mention a sign of poor planning. But, given the timeline fuckery, I've accepted that it can make a logical sort of sense, and I assumed most people wouldn't really ruminate on it too deeply when it happens.
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>>3482284
>I love this question! I was hoping someone might bring it up because it gives me a chance to talk candidly about a couple other concepts I had for season 3.
Glad to hear it

>While considering options, I hit upon the idea of Rose2/Mom/Amber all being their own family who Alabaster finds. I really loved this, which is what you eventually saw.
I'm glad you went this route, it seemed pretty damn comfy. They were easily one of my favorite parts this season (a good mix of plot and cute SoL) and I'm pretty upset we didn't spend all that much time with them. It was especially jarring with Mom, you think Alabaster would want to see his dead Mom more. Between that and the fact that she wasn't in season 2 like at all, she seemed like the only season 1 girl that would have deserved a bunch of screentime. Unfortunately it ended up being the opposite...

>It gave me the chance to do some great moments, like closing the premiere in such a cool way; Alabaster waiting around outside work with Rose2, when she's like "oh hey, my sister's here!" and Alabaster turns around and there's Camelia driving up
Yeah that was a lot of fun

>insufferable weeaboo
Endearing weeaboo*

>As in, Amber would just be there, without explanation, as Alabaster's imouto, and everyone would accept that, and act as if it had always been this way. That was a different way to close out the season premiere; Alabaster in the hospital with Cerise, say, when another person comes around to visit -- "hey, sis" -- and it's Amber, and they're carrying on like this is a perfectly normal conversation.
Oh so did Alabaster also remember Blue Camelia in this scenario? Interesting
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>>3482314
It, and Angel, are really good fun. I still recommend them, if you can dig the '90's into early 2000's vibe. Season 6 of Buffy is pretty hot garbage, despite having its single best episode, and Season 4 of Angel makes some VERY questionable decisions in regards to literally everything, but it's still worthwhile. Season 5 of Angel especially is pretty fucking kino, and the parallels between it and this season of FQ are pretty apparent.
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>>3482322
Yeah, I've heard from my sister that they're very worth watching, and she tends to have great taste in media. I just don't have a very good attention span, so I have a really hard time binge watching things.
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>>3482327
I mostly watched it while leveling fishing and mining in Final Fantasy XIV. Please do not bully.
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>>3476648
>I know we were very preoccupied at the time what with fucking Cerise and then being taken to the night club right after, but I thought it was a shame that we never got to see /csg/'s reaction to the livestream. Obvious as it may be, how did they take it? What's the board been like ever since that day?

It's bad. /csg/ is in a state of continuous strife and civil war. It's not a very friendly place right now. The slutfags and incest shippers reign, and the purityfags are seething. Footfags continue to hold the fort, but morale is critically low, and sofafag is MIA. The thread's biggest tripfag, TCG, spent a couple weeks in complete denial, swearing up and down that the circuit bender could not possibly be Cerise -- then, in a sudden change of heart, in a fit of rage, he posted a series of images of all his handcrafted Cerise merch destroyed by his own two hands. He's been missing for a few days and assumed dead of suicide. Whitneyfags and Vivianfags shitpost with impunity.

With news that Alabaster Soliloquy suddenly married his own cousin, some no-name SJW intern, everyone is in a state of confusion and fingerpointing. How could Cerise suck her own brother's dick on camera and then get so spectacularly cuckqueaned a few weeks later?

Another critical shock to the system will come when they find out Cerise is marrying a woman. That new may rip *chan asunder entirely.
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>>3482265
If you had to pick some girls in the harem to give more time to, who would your top picks be?

Is it possible for someone to have two sand reckoner implants?

Will season 4 be the bigger, badder, lewder season?

And some questions for the chart: alter ego, breakfast food, preferred method of travel, favorite crime to commit, favorite decade, always wanted to learn, and ideal pet
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>>3482332
>Whitneyfags and Vivianfags shitpost with impunity

BTFO

laughing_smug_vivian.jpg
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>>3477167
>>Fuck Quest then
>>Fuck Quest now
>What happened?

She gave us the ol' razzle dazzle. Couldn't be helped.
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>>3482332
Beautiful. I'm looking forward to the movie adaptation.
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>>3482300
>Yeaaaah, to be honest, this is my biggest worry for Season 4. I'm sure the plan you have is going to be really fun to experience, but we already know that it's going to be a shorter season
I honestly think OP should just make it 12/13 episodes. Give us enough time to comfortably explore plot points without it being rushed and allows some screen time for other characters whether it be SoL or not.

It'll also bring FQ to a total of 50/51 episodes, which would be a treat to see

>>3482313
Kek, that would've been pretty great
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>>3477184
>s there any, any hopes at all, that Noelle can be saved and brought back into the harem fold. I may be alone in this sentiment, but I feel that there is genuinely chemistry between her and Alabaster that still deserves to be explored.

I want to have Noelle see more screentime in S4, she was one of the most shorted characters in the cast, and freeing her from the FBI is my way of freeing her up for different stories that could have her closer to Alabaster without having to depict him SO on-guard all the time, which dampened any chemistry they developed.

>Bonus question: Can we add foodplay to the list of "Heretical Taboos That Should Absolutely Be Explored But Never Were" for season 4, or is that something that doesn't really do it for you on a personal level?

I'm not against it, in a light way. Eating whipped cream off Whitney's tits, having Rose2 rub a lollipop against Amber's pussy and then lick it, that kind of thing. Fucking on a pile of fried chicken with mustard for lube, nah.

Although we did have a bit of foodplay just this season already. Vivian learned the joy of country-grown vegetables!
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>>3482353
>Fucking on a pile of fried chicken with mustard for lube, nah.
Damn, my dreams are formulated and destroyed in a single statement. As expected of country-grown vegetables.
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>>3477368

Fan fucking tastic, as always. You're a gift to the universe.

>>3479223
Hot. She looks different from Carte's avatar, but not in a bad way whatsoever; I like the idea that this is what she looks like with her face contorted in pleasure. Carte face going oh!
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>>3482332
>Footfags continue to hold the fort, but morale is critically low
Ha. That's honestly a sentence I never though I'd read

>The thread's biggest tripfag, TCG, spent a couple weeks in complete denial, swearing up and down that the circuit bender could not possibly be Cerise -- then, in a sudden change of heart, in a fit of rage, he posted a series of images of all his handcrafted Cerise merch destroyed by his own two hands.
I'm telling you guys, Punished Tripfag is going to be a major antagonist next season

>Whitneyfags and Vivianfags shitpost with impunity.
Of course

>With news that Alabaster Soliloquy suddenly married his own cousin, some no-name SJW intern, everyone is in a state of confusion and fingerpointing. How could Cerise suck her own brother's dick on camera and then get so spectacularly cuckqueaned a few weeks later?
Because Rose is a total fucking CHAD
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>>3482350
I don't really think OP should make it longer than he thinks it needs to be. I'd rather have a shorter season filled with great episodes than an artificially lengthened one with some underwhelming ones. I also still can't shake my worries of OP burning himself out again.

>>3482358
Glad to hear it! Will pass the compliments along to the artist.
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>>3477422
>That's fair for these two. I just can't help but imagine Rose agonizing over a notebook full of hastily erased vows muttering possible comebacks Alabaster would say to her, if these were ever said.

I can certainly see Rose having done this multiple times over the years. Actually, I'll go ahead and say she's definitely done this many times as far back as high school.

It's clear she's been imagining the wedding for a long time. I like to think of her in the shower -- sitting underneath the showerhead, you know, where the rush of water drowns out all other noise and it's just her with her thoughts, mentally going over the ceremony in her imagination, making it just a little more perfect each time. But of course in her mind's eye, she's brave enough, and Alabaster too, to be honest with their feelings. In reality, we saw the wedding we saw.
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>>3478998
>Are we fucking her?

In some sense of the word, I think we'll definitely take it as a priority goal. In all senses of the word? Well, this is Fuck Quest. So anything is possible.
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>>3478999
>Was Alabaster's name at all chosen so that someone could call him

r00d, but no, Alabaster's name was just a ridiculous name I came up with.

>>3479013
I have projects I'd like to do after FQ, which wouldn't be in a quest thread format.

>>3479016
Yes; yes.
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>>3479218
I'll have to think of how I want to deliver on this one.

>>3479231
Well, I'm listening, so fire away!
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>>3482375
I'll take three of all of them.
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>>3482365
I'm not saying he should stretch it out. I'm saying he will probably genuinely need that time to handle everything at his current rate. There wasn't supposed to even be a season 4 in the first place and with all the plot points and characters saved up 6 episodes is optimistic, even with the season 2 pacing. If he plans it out and it falls a little under 12 or 13 episodes, he can maybe fit in a SoL focused episode or 2. We don't things getting TOO grimdark, now do we?
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>>3482379
In the grim dark future of 2020, there is only Fuck.
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>>3479442
>OP, in the middle of Season 2, you mentioned considering changing Kay's portrait character to someone else due to a lack of good art of her being around (still true, she was an otherwise minor character in a mediocre anime that was a total flop, after all).
>And then within the next two episodes, you used that same character for Noelle Keki in her introduction, the most obvious trap (besides Alex) in the series (whether we gleefully walked into her or not). When did the idea for Noelle come to you, and how did that tie into the way she was introduced? Did you ever consider writing out Kay due to the lack of interest shown in her at that point in the season?

I didn't consider writing Kay out, no, but I was struggling to integrate her into the main plot after readers turned away from key choices regarding her. I was pleased that she ended up being relevant, but she got shorted on screen time. And Kay certain has a purpose to serve in the endgame.

The idea for Noelle did come to me as a result of the discussion around Kay's avatar, though. I knew I wanted the FBI to become embroiled in the plotline, but I wasn't sure how, and introducing that subplot by having Alabaster get honeypotted by a qt weeb gf was too perfect.
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>>3482384
To be fair, you like, reverse meta-gamed us on that one. You knew how cake-starved we were, you jerk! >:T
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>>3482375
>I have projects I'd like to do after FQ, which wouldn't be in a quest thread format.
Oho. Do you plan on letting the /fq/ denizens know about them, or would you rather do it under a different alias like with the Battle Royale threads?

>>3482376
I appreciate it! Sorry that it's such a vague request. I could try thinking of some more specific ideas myself, if you're having trouble coming up with one.
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>>3479517
Whoa, hey now, Alabaster's dick is a little under 8 inches! That's just within the realm of realistic! And being literally as thick as a coke can is his own hyperbolic bragging. He's packing heat, but he's not a horse.

This has been another edition of Dick Facts with OP.
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>>3482384
>but I was struggling to integrate her into the main plot after readers turned away from key choices regarding her
What choices? I can only think of one?
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>>3482375
>I have projects I'd like to do after FQ, which wouldn't be in a quest thread format.
Like personal projects or public one?
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>>3480362
It's not as interesting as all that. My life at the moment is boring, I'm in a holding pattern for the time being. The person I alluded to in the other post is a coworker, we hardly ever agree about work matters and tend to have heated arguments about them, and outside of work we've had to mutually agree not to talk politics because it leaves us both too angry. But if we can avoid these two topics, we get along fine. So it's not the constant, always-at-each-other's-throats thing you see in FQ.
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>>3482203
>Considering the demands for an idol to be fit and physically coordinated for their routines, why is Makoto so hopeless with sports? I'm basing this assumption on the tennis match and the blank section for favorite sports in Makoto's chart.

I think >>3482244 hit it perfectly, and is exactly why I depicted Makoto as helpless with tennis.

>What was Stackleford's reaction to Stasi's death? Was he preparing himself to get revenge on her only to have the satisfaction taken from him?

I'm not sure he even knows yet that she's dead, but he would be happy, and certainly relieved. I wouldn't say he was on a vengeance quest, he's too much of a dope for that.

>Why did the FBI quickly decide to fire Noelle right away, instead of transferring her or give her a long vacation time first?

The government is coming to realize that they need to let Darkbloom Analytics work in peace if they're going to get in on the Sand Reckoner action, and with other nations starting to elbow in, they don't want to lose the coming information war because an FBI agent got uppity. So to palliate the public, the investigation continues, but Uncle Sam is realizing that they have no leverage, and need to be obsequious to DA. As a demonstration of that, they completely booted the person rocking the boat.

Noelle might have some opinions about this.
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>>3482278
It's not about "oh man crazy twist" it's about seizing the opportunity to bring characters to the fore in novel ways. I failed to develop Makoto well, but one thing FQ lacks for is important cast members who Alabaster isn't also fucking. Will and Auburn will be around in S4, not more prominent than the harem, but more prominent than, say, Stackleford. Or at least, this is likely.

They're just additional secondary characters to call on.

At the rate my ideas are going, S4 may end up being a full-fledged season as suggested elsewhere, so there will be a little bit of leg room to include a handful of people who aren't in the harem.
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>>3482414
>At the rate my ideas are going, S4 may end up being a full-fledged season
FOUR MORE YEARS
FOUR MORE YEARS
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>>3482294
>So did Amber use the implants to come back at the end of season 2 using the Soliloquy's as a template (Amber as Alabaster, Rose2 as Cerise, Mom as Mom, Amber having burnt down the school) or am I just over thinking it?
>Will season 4 be Amber and her reverse harem saving the day? (Will as Whitney, Auburn as a Rose analog)

These are good questions to keep in mind, but I don't quite want to answer them directly. I will say, that it should be clear by now, that Amber is leading a life with a lot of parallels to Alabaster -- you've noticed that.
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>>3482414
Fun fact the Whitney and Renee scene I suggested was a season 1 throwback that got skipped before Palau that I’ve always wanted.
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>>3482406
Who wins most of the arguments, be honest
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>>3482414
>>3482379
>There wasn't supposed to be a Season 4...
There wasn’t even supposed to be an S3 and look at where we are now.
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>>3482337
>If you had to pick some girls in the harem to give more time to, who would your top picks be?

Noelle, Kay, and the Catachresis family. Probably in that order. Gal needs some more love, too.

>Is it possible for someone to have two sand reckoner implants?

Great question!

>Will season 4 be the bigger, badder, lewder season?

It's hard to continually top myself. It may have a lower lewd to episode ratio but I hope we get a lot of lewds that are very bold, and VERY lewd. I mean, Rose2 only just realized that she likes molesting her little sister, and Vivian is awakening to her attraction to Amber, too; and Kaasan caught a whiff of our debauchery. So much to explore.
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>>3482416
Those faggots better keep their dicks away from my cute little terrorist
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>>3482424
>Noelle, Kay, and the Catachresis family. Probably in that order. Gal needs some more love, too.
Damn, fuck Makoto I guess
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>>3482424
>>Is it possible for someone to have two sand reckoner implants?

>Great question!
BAD ANSWER BAD
NOT GOOD ANSWER
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>>3482428
But that's necrophilia, Anonymous-dono.
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>>3482390
>Oho. Do you plan on letting the /fq/ denizens know about them, or would you rather do it under a different alias like with the Battle Royale threads?

I probably won't tie my identity between FQ and the future work I do. You'll just have to keep a lookout for clues.

>>3482394
The major one was not talking to her in the parking garage. The other one, which didn't totally sideline her, but sidelined a lot of the plot she was part of, was declining her suggestion to go to her apartment, and demanding to meet with her in public, when we eventually did speak with her. I wanted her to reveal that board of connections so much earlier than she did, which would have rocketed us right into a huge part of the plot like four or five episodes before we got there in reality. Not only would Kay have been more prominent in this scenario, but Renee too.
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>>3482414
>At the rate my ideas are going, S4 may end up being a full-fledged season as suggested elsewhere
FUCK YEAH
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>>3482433
>You'll just have to keep a lookout for clues.
Imagine reading books the rest of your life and panicking every time you see the word gypsum or the number 421. This is the life you have condemned me too, OP-sama.
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>>3482417
It's a great suggestion. I started work on it but need to keep going, the other bonuses too.

>>3482419
I win every argument we have, naturally. She has yet to win a single one, despite trying her best to come out on top. It's kind of sad.
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>>3482443
>I win every argument we have, naturally. She has yet to win a single one, despite trying her best to come out on top. It's kind of sad.
Hmmmm?
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>>3482433
>You'll just have to keep a lookout for clues.
Will they be like the Whitney Price clue from Battle Royale quest?
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>>3482441
>Imagine reading books the rest of your life and panicking every time you see [...] the number 421.

I’m already at this stage in my life without reading much of anything.
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>>3482447
Well it's a winning record, anyway. For sure at least a 66/33 split, maybe better... definitely.

The bickering is a definite source of inspiration, but we don't have anything nearly as intense as what my characters do. None of my real relationships that have inspired aspects of FQ are as outlandish or as interesting as what Ally's got, sexually or otherwise, sorry to say. I'm not that extraordinary.

>>3482451
Likely not. Maybe something that might convince you 2/3 of the way and leave you wondering, even if you happen to catch it.
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>>3482460
>Maybe something that might convince you 2/3 of the way and leave you wondering, even if you happen to catch it.
So basically, we should give up all hope of ever seeing you again after FQ wraps up.
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>>3482465
Don't be sad because it's over, be happy because you fucked 14 girls, a cute boy, and a slutty bunny, across at least two and a half intersecting realities.
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>>3482460
>Likely not. Maybe something that might convince you 2/3 of the way and leave you wondering, even if you happen to catch it.
Thanks for the future schizophrenia
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>>3482466
>14 girls, a cute boy, and a slutty bunny
15 if we can pull of Mara
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>>3482473
>Mara before Kaa-san.
No.
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>>3482473

Or 16 or 17 or more depending on what s4 brings!

Alabaster might be married now, but he's got oats to sow.
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>>3482476
Well Kaa-san is included in the 14 because Smatters was mentioned separately
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>>3482478
I wish I could post a picture to embody my hype for words cannot express it
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>>3482412
>I think >>3482244 # hit it perfectly
>psychically active
Psychic spies from Japan trying to steal our mind's elation. Not the weirdest development considering our situation, I'd say.

And now I feel even worse for Noelle. This is pretty much a mirror situation with S2's Cerise and David planning to throw her under the bus.

I dunno if it's sufficient grounds for Noelle to get in the harem's good graces in the future, but I hope it plants the seeds at least.
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>>3482507
>I hope it plants the seeds at least.

Heh.
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>>3482414
>but one thing FQ lacks for is important cast members who Alabaster isn't also fucking
And wanting to have characters that aren't like that is well and good but the problem arises when half of the girls we are fucking haven't done anything and you even killed one of them off because of that but you're still introducing MORE characters. It's especially jarring since we have all these fan favorites like Fazil that never got much screen time but you decided to give the spotlight to Amber's highschool buddies that we just met. Why? Just why?

>S4 may end up being a full-fledged season as suggested elsewhere
Good I was also worried that you wouldn't have enough time to wrap things up
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>>3482376
Oh shit, I forgot to post my suggestion before going to bed. I feel dumb now

Anyways I'm gonna go with my heart and say another Smatters lewd. I feel like there's another lewd that I've always wanted to see slipping my mind but whenever I ponder the question I remember that her lewds always end up as some of the best. I mentioned that we should hire her as a personal onahole earlier, so maybe something with that? I digress.

We need to make up for her lack of presence in season 2 now don't we? The motto of this season IS Bigger and Lewder after all
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>>3483007
I am echoing this anon. Character creep is a thing. OP literally admitted to introducing a new character on a whim, one that turned out pointless and unpopular enough to kill of permanently. OP needs some Discipline. Now it sounds like Amber is going to be having her own Protagonist adventures that are going to make more characters and eat up even more screen time.
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>>3482460
Is... is this entire quest some sort of psychoanalysis of the fact that you’re going to end up married to your sjw coworker?
>image limit reached
Of all of the times for a reaction image
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>>3483711
>Now it sounds like Amber is going to be having her own Protagonist adventures that are going to make more characters and eat up even more screen time.
God I hope not. I mean the Amber reliving more or less Alabaster's high school life was really funny for those self contained episodes but if her joke harem become actual characters it'll be kind of annoying. I mean who actually gives a shit about Will? Hell, no one gave a shit about Aubrun until they saw he was Shirogane and flocked to him only for that
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>>3483711
>OP needs some Discipline.

I'm leery of the use of capitalization here.

>>3483815
FQ is a self administered psychoanalysis in many ways, but although several characters in the story contain kernels of myself and my life, each in their own way, they're also more than that. So I draw inspiration, but it's not a 1-to-1 mapping.

That said I won't blog too much more about myself as a person or my outlook, relationships, politics, love life, etc. I prefer to remain a cipher.
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>>3482392
So to ball park things, are we talking like "toilet paper tube" diameter here?

These are the important details OP.
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Of fucking course, Amber is reality-fucked Alabaster.

They're both Camelia, after all.

So when we separate the realities again, 17-yo Amber can go back to starting her own high school Fuck Quest (sans her hymen, sorry Will and Raisin Brant), and we can get our actual terrorist on her vague early 20's back for our own tender loving.
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Can we at least all agree that the only acceptable outcome for fucking Mara is while utilizing Renee's newfound dommy-mommy powers?

I don't even want to honor Mara with our cum. Renee gets first dibs on it, should the event arise.
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It's an abstract kind of pain I'm in, right now.
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We're fucking Kaguya now?
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This is going to be the longest three to four months of my life.

>>3484639
Apparently.
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We all knew it was going to be over but you didn't really have to actually call it The End, did you?

;_;
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>>3484661
OP could always pull a Nisio and go ZokuowariFuckQuestgatari
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>>3484383
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Amber isn't actually an alternate universe female Alabaster and I especially don't think that her friends are also just literal AU's of other characters
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>>3484639
I bet anything that she's the girl who burnt down the school for Auburn

I just hope she isn't the only new fug we get this season
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It's an abstract kind of feel but I must say I feel more positive than negative. I've read so many quests over the years, ones that I have loved as much as FQ, that are likely never going to have endings, and while its sad to know that the end is in sight, its also nice to know that FQ will have a real conclusion.
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>>3484670
>I bet anything that she's the girl who burnt down the school for Auburn
Shit you're right

>I just hope she isn't the only new fug we get this season
If I was to guess I'd say 2 to make up for the... unfortunate circumstances this season. Maybe 3 if we're lucky but no more than that
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>>3484676
>I've read so many quests over the years, ones that I have loved as much as FQ
Care to share. Need to rate tastes
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>>3484676
This is the part I'm most excited for. As much as I know I'll miss it, a true ending to Fuck Quest is what I've been craving for five whole years.
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Observation: the girls on every horizontal row of the poster are related in some way.

1st row: the undisputed main trio of our harem

2nd row: the Catachresis family

3rd row (minus Alabaster): Charlotte and Noelle were legal adversaries

4th row: the nexus of the Darkbloom hacking scandal: Kay uncovered it, Vivian was a leading figure in it, Galatea was the hacker (okay this one is a stretch)

5th row: Alex and Renee are held hostage together.

Hypothesis: Kaguya is related to the kidnapping. A Russian replacement for Stasi? A scientist working on Ruskie SR tech?
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>>3484710
>Russian Kaguya

Кaкoй милый
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>>3484722
>He probably thinks I need google translate for that

o kawaii koto
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>>3484695
The two that come to mind immediately are planefag's Strike Witches Quest and Kant-o-Celle Quest (and Kant-o-Celle is my favorite quest of all time tied with FQ), and I know that fucking greek has said that he wants to go back and finish both but that's been going on for years and he has yet to pay debts.
There's also Guide with Harem Protagonist Quest and Mercs 2030 which are unfinished, though he did run the first HPQ thread in years about a month ago so I have hope for the future.
Then there's all of TwilightThorn's work that all ended with him burning out and quitting.
And speaking of burnout, that's more or less what happened to FQ S1.
Bunch others that I have forgotten by now, and while there are quite a lot of good quests that do see endings, like the recent conclusion of LGA2, the ones that stick out to me the most are usually the ones that got away.
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Also, you dweebs better be more active in the ghost thread this time around. I was very disappointed in all of you last hiatus. >:T
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>>3484710
I was also thinking the same thing at first but I think it's kind of a stretch. The first 2 rows are obvious and what made me think it (I assume the same with you) but the third one having Alabaster was kind of weird and then the 4th one was the biggest stretch and a lot of people could be put in that category so at that point I just accepted it probably wasn't a thing

>A Russian replacement for Stasi?
Now that's an, let's say, unsettling idea
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>>3484751
>I just accepted it probably wasn't a thing.
I remember when OP first posted the history exam in the pre-reboot and I saw Whitney's student number and thought iT ProBaBLy WaSN'T A ThiNG.

Now look at us.
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>>3484751
I agree 4th row is a stretch but it seems purposeful that Alex and Renee are together, then for them to be included with the mysterious transfer student? And all at the very bottom row? Quite suspect...
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>>3484759
Just cause one crazy conspiracy happens doesn't mean that everything you see is a crazy conspiracy anon

>>3484764
>then for them to be included with the mysterious transfer student? And all at the very bottom row? Quite suspect...
I mean where else would you put her?
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>>3484743
Please recommend some other quests. Only others I like were Ushi Walker quest and Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress before it devolved into decadence.
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>>3484804
>Just cause one crazy conspiracy happens doesn't mean that everything you see is a crazy conspiracy anon
Alright, but how do you know?
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>>3484804
>just one
>JUST ONE
BLUE EYES, MOTHERFUCKER
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>>3484810
By decadence I meant relying on tropes and subversions and never getting to the storytelling and original creations.
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>>3484743
>planefag's Strike Witches Quest and Kant-o-Celle Quest
Heard of them but never read them. I know you like them but would you reccomend? DO you think the average FQer would find enjoyment in them?

>Harem Protagonist Quest
Read some but dropped it

>Mercs 2030
Literally never heard of it

>TwilightThorn
I loved that guy's quests. Too bad he's dead

>that all ended with him burning out and quitting.
Ha, you don't say...
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>>3484815
Because if you followed through with that logic we'd all end up thinking that Whitney is secretly a time traveler or some other equally as ridiculous stuff

>>3484816
You're focusing on the wrong part. The point was a general statement not one aimed at just FQ. To put it into perspective if it's revealed tomorrow that 9/11 was an inside job are you gonna start believing that the earth is also flat? No, of course you aren't
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>>3484854
Well, obviously not. The Earth and the Moon can't BOTH be flat, silly.
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>>3484854
>implying Whitney ISN'T secretly a time traveler

>>3484858
>implying the moon wasn't replaced with a fake years ago
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>>3484854
>>3484884
Guys, guys, Whitney is NOT a time traveler.

She’s a succubus. It is known.
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>>3484911
>tfw no soccer-playing, time-traveling tomboy succubus CEO gf who is also the smartest girl in the universe to travel the world and rape bitches with

Why even live?
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>>3484922
>tfw no tomboy older sister redheaded lesbian rapist gf with a penchant for guns and domestic terrorism
I actually see myself in the ground in a matter of months.
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>>3484810
Well if you enjoy the QUEST part of Fuck Quest then even incomplete both of planefag's works are brilliant. The writing is similar to FQ both in quality and in style, just with a lot more /k/ommando autism.
Between SWQ and KCQ both are fairly similar, though their MC's are fairly different and KCQ is a lot more refined in direction.
Merc Command gets a lot of flak for basically writing the same story over and over again (which is somewhat true) but his first work; Valkyrian Mercs Quest was great and not as milquetoast as much of his more recent work. Don't read the sequel.
Lafayette Girls Academy and it's sequel are very good as well, though in tone they are fairly different.
If I think of any more I'll let you know.
>>3484836
>Heard of them but never read them. I know you like them but would you reccomend? DO you think the average FQer would find enjoyment in them?
See above. planefag had a shitload of copycats in the wake of SWQ for a reason, though most of them missed the point. If you can handle the fact that they aren't finished and are likely to remain that way for the foreseeable future then I recommend them wholeheartedly.

Oh one thing I forgot to mention about Kant-o-Celle is that there is a shitload of secondary writings by other authors that are cannon, though really only the stuff by GhostDivision and Naka-Poster actually matter.
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>>3484911
Man, words can't express how happy I am that we didn't end up having that original season 2 plot, it was so stupid. Although a more battle focused FQ does sound like it could be fun
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>>3484922
It’s ok, at least you have your mutually tsundere rival to banter with and shoot Russians with in between rape fights and tender love confessions in the dark of night, right?

No?

Well all right but surely you have a drunk lesbian NEET older sister to shit talk each other’s taste in anime, rape cute traps with, circuit bend and play vidya then have family movie nights together?

A tone deaf Christmas cake slash MILF to conduct unethical bunny to human hybridization experiments with, indulge in oyakodon, drill for quiz bowl and Eskimo kiss with all night long?

Or at least a communazi reality warped terrorist gf who holds you at gunpoint for fun?

Geez, anon, are you even really living?
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>>3484934
>Oh one thing I forgot to mention about Kant-o-Celle is that there is a shitload of secondary writings by other authors that are cannon, though really only the stuff by GhostDivision and Naka-Poster actually matter.
Is that as cancerous as it sounds? Also correct me if I'm wrong but didn't MGNQ do that too?
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>>3484952
MGNQ did do that, until it got so bad that Decu had to put his foot down and draw a line somewhere.

DECU, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THIS SHIT???
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>>3484960
What was so bad that it finally made him realize that making everybody's amateur fan fiction canon was unsurprisingly a bad idea?
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>>3484952
>>3484960
I wonder why FQ didn't attract any fanfic? I'm aware of maybe 2. I'm surprised more people didn't want to lewd the girls they thought I wasn't lewding enough. (Not that I'm complaining, I like being the sole supplier of my distinctive product. Gotta keep y'all hooked.)

>>3484939
Me too. Taking 5 years off was painful, but for the best.

>>3484941
pls no bully, anon.
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>>3484952
>Is that as cancerous as it sounds?
Yes but many of them are fairly mediocre but inconsequential, and the ones that were really shit got declared non-canonical.
For the important stuff Naka Time is actually very good in my opinion and on par with planefag in terms of quality. GhostDivision's stuff is less so but still solid in it's own right.

>Also correct me if I'm wrong but didn't MGNQ do that too?
I can't say, I still need to actually get around and read it.
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>>3484979
I dunno, I avoided the drama for the most part.

>>3484988
I mean, to be fair, MGNQ had a global setting with LOTS of unexplored territory going on tertiary to the main plot (the literal dozens of extra Officios in the background come to mind, while the plot itself was just a general mishmash kitchen sink of crossovers), while FQ is pretty centralized with what's going on, offering rather less potential. That's just my own view of it, however. I still had fun writing the D&D scenario.
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>>3484988
>I wonder why FQ didn't attract any fanfic?
Maybe your audience is self aware enough to realize how cringy it usually is

I remember that one on Akun being terrible
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>>3484998
>MGNQ had a global setting with LOTS of unexplored territory going on tertiary to the main plot
Even though I haven't read it, this is what I have observed with quest fanfics as well. It's never about the main cast; it's always unimportant side characters or OCs.
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>>3485008
>I remember that one on Akun being terrible
We do not dare speak the cursed land's name.
I would rather be forced to read the sanitized schlock people come up with on Spacebattles for all eternity than go there.
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>>3485013
Agreed. That website makes me want to fucking vomit whenever I just look at it. I honestly don't know how people can go there
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>>3484988
>I like being the sole supplier of my distinctive product.

Mother of god, OP was the X-11 all along.

>pls no bully, anon.

>:T
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Hey OP, was Charlotte a Soliloquy before she was a Mallory in this timeline?
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>You will never take a ride out to the Japanese countryside with Cerise to watch the sakura petals fall after spending the day in Akiba buying parts.

Why can life not release me from its suffocating grasp as I am forced to endure a reality where I do not, with Cerise as my wife, get to witness this by my own eyes?

https://youtu.be/l-Ta3wH69ZE
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Fuck, man. A whole weekend spent doing nothing but catching up on sleep, schlubbing around, playing vidya, watching youtube, browsing the panda, and basically, living like a Soliloquy sibling. It's been great.

>>3485383
I'm not sure. In S1 it was stated that Scarlett was a Soliloquy before being a Soliloquy, but this was narrative deck-shuffling for the scrapped S2 subplot about a feud between the Soliloquy and Mallory family. Since that never happened, it's not necessary to set Scarlett up as a longstanding Soliloquy standard-bearer, and by extension, her niece Charlotte. But since I haven't touched on it in official material during the reboot, I suppose you can imagine whatever you prefer.

>>3486991
If it's any consolation, you would probably wouldn't get the chance to see most of that spectacular view anyway since you'd be too busy having lovey-dovey sex in the train car, so you aren't truly missing out on the Japanese countryside either way!
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>>3487474
Only slight jealousy, but I'm happy to be working again after my neetdom. Glad you enjoyed yourself, OP~.

Any final thoughts before the thread inevitably falls off the boards while none of us are looking?
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>>3487517
It's just page 8, anon. We've still got some time left.
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>>3487520
Yeah but I've seen the kinda of shit quest that can clutter the front page in a short order of time, I just wanna be sure we're not caught off guard.
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>>3487474
Hows the updated char coming along OP?
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>>3487474
Late to the party because I've been busy with finals, but Season 3 was a hell of a ride. I'm looking forward to the conclusion in S4.

Thanks for running OP.


>>3484934
>KCQ

It's been three years and it still hurts
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>>3487777
>It's been three years and it still hurts
I still hold out hope that one day that gaggle of depressed lunatics will return as unlikely as it is.
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>>3484988
You’d possibly be surprised how nervous/self-conscious people would get unironically (this may be my favorite fake new word, ahem), writing smut for something this established. Think about how awkward and virginal the smutless writefagging in some other quests on this board (or /tg/) have been... It’s potentially masturbatory in more than one sense. Assuming you follow these things, of course. Now square that with smut. Though I suppose I am mildly surprised that there hasn’t been any squad broken-tier ironic smutshitposting.

It’s sort of fascinating how identificarian people can be even under a guise of anonymity. Maybe it is true that one can’t hide from oneself.
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>>3487474
Still, it will be sad to say goodbye after season 4 until medieval Fuck Quest gets announced.
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>>3488101
As fun as Fantasy Fuck Quest would be, I'm still more in favor of Fuck Quest: Xenoglossia.
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>>3488105
Nah, fuck that mech shit. An FQ Isekai would be hilarious. A straight up battle harem also seems like it could be fun
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>>3488101
Thou art Alabastor Solioquy, a lazy squire in the court of King Darkbloom the first.
Your nightly visions interrupted by a banging loud sound, your eyes opening as you grab the halbard hanging at the wall and run towards whatever is causing the noise.

"Alabastor! Wake up already!"
You come eye to eye with your own sister, just like you she is lazy, the only difference is that she leaches off your freshly earned gold coins to deconstruct wooden things in front of an audience.

"About time you woke up. Hurry up and start doing your job already?"
"Job? Cerise the sun is hardly up yet, I still have a few hours."
"No you don't, remember Alabastor, its the 21st of april, also known as Kingdom founding day. You were supposed to guard the royal family.

You realize the mess you had gotten yourself into, King Darkbloom would no doubtly have your head and would probably execute your entire family for this, or even worse, he'd use his magic 'Sand Reckoner' on you.

Thou
>Punishes Cerise with your family heirloom, the holy spear.
>Rushes to the castle and bluff your way out of an execution.
>Decides to meet the 2 princesses in the usual place and hope they can convince their father not to kill you.
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>>3488123
How do I delete this post?
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>>3488125
>He doesn't want to unravel the conspiracy between King Darkbloom, the Pope and the Roman emperor.
You also get Fazil as the Turkish Shah.
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>>3488123
>Not opening up with us getting truck-kun'd
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>>3488128
You're right, I don't. I really, really don't. Isekai is overdone to fuck anyway. If you want FQ isekai, just go watch Konosuba. Or read it. Best girl actually wins.
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>>3488132
I don't even like Konosuba.
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>>3488132
>Isekai is overdone to fuck anyway
That's the joke anon

>If you want FQ isekai, just go watch Konosuba
Literally not alike at all

>Best girl actually wins.
Aqua doesn't win though
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If you could choose 5 girls from the harem to ride out a zombie apocalypse with, who and why.
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>>3488601
And for me, my answer

>Rose
>Kay
>Whitney
>Renee
>Noelle

Rose is a known operator, Noelle and Kay likely are as well given their backgrounds. Whitney is a brawler who could handle threats physically and is also fast on her feet (plus surprisingly quick witted). Renee for strategizing and, during down time, Eskimo kissing.
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>>3488601
Rose2
Gal
Makoto
Charlotte
Mom

How long would I last?
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>>3488653
You wouldn't starve.
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>>3488653
Maybe longer than you think. A party I considered was Mom/Amber/Rose2/Cerise/Whitney. Leaning hard on Mom’s innate maternal instincts to benefit me by proxy. Plus Whitney as an extra for added protection (and Mom likes her too)

So with your team including Mom/Rose2 you could benefit.

And Makoto will be useful if there are any idol zombies, she can rape them into submission.
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>>3488717
>and Mom likes her too
N-no she doesn't! How ridiculous!
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>>3488739
>it’s not like I bashed in the skulls of the 10 zombies surrounding you for your sake or anything! You were carrying the backpack with our ammo in it, so of course I had to go all out! D-don’t get any weird ideas!
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>>3488601
Rose - weapon handling
Vivian - long term planner
Mom - nurturer and provider
Whitney - vehicle/machine maintenance
Amber - farmer is her dream job in the chart, need someone with green hands
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W-will you still be here when I wake up, /fq/?
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>>3487517
>Any final thoughts before the thread inevitably falls off the boards while none of us are looking?

Season 3 has been a lot of fun for me. There were moments of doubt and plenty of missteps but I enjoyed it as a whole.

I look forward to delivering on at least the three bonus lewds promised in this thread, sometime soon. Also some additional teasers and bonus content via twitter.

I'll close with some thoughts about individual characters.

---

Whitney
She has always been one of my favorite characters to write dialogue for, which is why she's always had such a large role. She's really a sweet girl underneath it all. Toying with the various ways she sets fires and tries to put them out again as CEO was a lot of fun, and we'll continue to see some of this in season 4, but I think Whitney as a character is taking the lesson of Makoto's death to heart. We're going to see her step into her role as CEO more fully, and so I see her as vitally important to what lies ahead.

Cerise
She's had a hard life. I'm happy to have been able to give her such a nice relationship in the form of Gal, and develop that, because they both deserve it. Her dynamic with Alabaster in the reboot is a lot softer than it was in S1, because I found it hard to give them that no-holds-barred stance after everything they'd already been through -- death of parents, covering up a murder... and since their sparring was such a big part of S1, it could sort of feel like Cerise's role was a bit diminished. But she's the same Cerise in my eyes, and her essential character, the self-doubting, under-achieving, but wickedly smart cynic, is there. Without the specter of Cerisebloom hovering over all her scenes, we'll get more of a chance to enjoy Cerise in her own right, in S4.

Rose
I've said a lot about her already. The development of Rose into the "main" girl of the harem was unexpected to me when I began the reboot. As so many have observed, she's so much more than she was in S1. I love what I've done with her character and the chemistry she has with Alabaster, and she's also one of my favorites to write dialogue for. Rose Soliloquy is going to be a force to be reckoned with in S4.

Rose2
There are lots of question marks still hovering around her character which will get answered before all is said and done. Rose2 is sweet in more ways than one, and I'm glad she made it out of S3 (relatively) unscathed. In S4 I think we're going to see her mature, if only a little, as she seeks to prove to Alabaster that she can be more than the useless hindrance she was during the nightclub shootout. She'll also grow in a sexual sense -- a lot.

Mom
As with Rose2, the questions still outstanding will be answered. Bringing Mom back was a choice I initially struggled with, I wanted her absence to carry weight, but in the end, I didn't feel like Fuck Quest could properly end without her having a presence again. The mama bear we saw in S1 will be out in force at some point as things get heavy.
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>>3490627
Vivian
I feel like Vivian is the sleeper pick for character who changed the most between the original and the reboot. Rose gets all the plaudits but Vivian grew just as much if not moreso. She is no longer the victim and living plot-point, but her own person, with her own agenda and goals. David Darkbloom's death and Vivian's journey with internalizing the truth of what her father was, is something I only touched on a little, but it has radically changed her, ultimately for the better. I've loved to let her go gloves-off in dealing with people. Vivian can verbally tear someone to shreds like few people can. And her weirdly nonchalant, dignified approach to the debauchery she takes part in is cute. She's a loli in spirit, but our Viv-tan is all grown up.

Noelle
If ever there was a character who needs more time, it's Noelle. She's tons of fun to write for, echoes of S1 Cerise in there but with her own flavor. Unfortunately, it was hard to make her prominent when the nature of the plot I set up placed her as essentially an enemy, or at least a person we couldn't reasonably trust. With Noelle out of the FBI completely, it should be much simpler to accept her as an ally. She has a role to play in the events to come.

Kay
She has always been my pick for most underrated character, but that's ultimately my fault for not finding more to do with her. By now, hopefully people see her as a person who's reliable and can be counted on to have our back, even if her motives are sometimes self-serving or utilitarian. She was never going to be the "main" girl in the harem, but she has a definite chemistry with Alabaster, and I'd like to mix her in a bit with the other girls too, bounce her off of them, and let her do important things in S4.

Charlotte
MILFs are sexy as hell, and from the moment I reintroduced Charlotte in the 1st episode of reboot, it was always in the back of my mind that she'd be a welcome addition to the harem. With her fully there now, I've enjoyed exploring her perversions. As a mother, she's much warmer than Scarlett and this naturally translates to a less inhibited sexual attitude. An out-and-out cougar like Charlotte is a new flavor and it's been fun to see her take advantage of Alabaster like that -- while encouraging Scarlett down a path she didn't expect.

Galatea
She is the hardest character to write for. From being half-mute, to being a total shut-in, it can be hard to use her. There are extremely important things for Gal to do in S4, though, and I think the marriage with Cerise will go a long way in healing some of her deep, deep emotional scars. I want to see Gal overcome herself in a sense before things end.

Makoto
I didn't do this character justice and, in the end, it may have been a mistake to introduce her. The time we had with her was fun but I never found a good place to really let her stretch her legs and develop. It's a shame, because a lesbian rapist to rival Whitney was a monumentally cool idea to work with.
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>>3490633
Sable
Though not the first haremite to die, Sable's death really signaled a turning point in the narrative, and in its wake, the proceedings are bound to get much heavier. I didn't expect to kill Sable when I began in S3, and even up to the night of the finale I didn't think I would, but I went with it because it felt like the right time. Sable sacrificed herself for Alex, a fact I think we should all remember when we assess her. She could be frustrating, or outright maddening throughout the past two seasons, but she wasn't a monster. I think she's one of the most tragic characters in the story, ultimately.

Renee
How times have changed from the demure Dr. Carte of S1 who blanched at doing anal! Dommy Mommy Renee was an interesting track to take with her, but it made sense, with her slightly older, more hardened, and more-related-to-Whitney character in S3. But outside the bedroom, she's still that acerbic doctor we know and love, and I was elated to have her fully back. In S2, her absence was totally unexplained and so was a huge mystery for much of the season, then when we finally did see her, she was only there for a few exposition-y minutes. Having her as a fully-fledged participant in S3 was a highlight for me, and you can tell how much I missed her by the sheer density of her scenes, lewd and otherwise. S4 portends dark times ahead for Renee; let's see how our favorite Christmas Cake turned MILF deals with Mara one-on-one.

Alex
By far the most complicated character in my own eyes, I don't know what to make of him, or what he ended up becoming S3. I hope when it's all over, we can say that Alex's character arc made sense and was satisfying. In S4, we're going to see more of him and Renee together, since circumstance has put them in the same sad boat, and I hope that dynamic can do good things for both of them when times are hard. Alex is probably the worst off of the entire cast right now -- it's fair to say that the level of despair he's going to begin S4 in borders close to insanity.

Amber
Amber is busy pamphleteering for her new Nazbol club at North High, but she wants you to know that she's not going to let Alabaster Soliloquy get away with taking her normal life from her! She of course has a huge role to play in S4, and her unique set of skills is going to be a boon to the harem. I think we'll also see more of her in a sexual way, too. Only 3 lewds in 28 episodes is unforgivable! As with the other Catachresis family members, there are questions left to answer, which will be.
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>>3490638
Good writeup. It's always interesting to hear the author's thoughts on how their own characters have developed.

>S4 portends dark times ahead for Renee
Hey, please stop foreshadowing her death.
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>>3490627
>I look forward to delivering on at least the three bonus lewds promised in this thread
Low key wondering if the cancelled Vivian pastebin (which was done due to similarities with Cerise's lewds, iirc) would ever get a green light.

>Rose2
>There are lots of question marks still hovering around her character which will get answered before all is said and done
Considering the bombshell you've dropped on us with Makoto, I'm on edge with regards to Rose2 in the upcoming season.

>>3490633
>Noelle
>Kay
I can just imagine the increased pace of the plot being unraveled with these two and Rose at the helm. Really looking forward to it.

>Charlotte
Alabaster and Rose needs the guidance of a marital arts master. Nuff said.
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>>3490627
>>3490633
>>3490638
Thanks again for everything, OP. I hope you enjoy your hiatus and get lots of rest before we truck our way down to the finale. I can't wait to see Galatea and Cerise happy together, answer the mysteries of the Catachresis family, enjoy our honeymoon of lighting up Russians with Rose, and see our way through to getting Renee's revenge on the evil bitch and salvaging what we can of Alex's smile.

And then we can all wind down with happy times at Comiket.
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>>3490633
>And her weirdly nonchalant, dignified approach to the debauchery she takes part in is cute.
Is this gap moe?
>Alex is probably the worst off of the entire cast right now -- it's fair to say that the level of despair he's going to begin S4 in borders close to insanity.
:(
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>>3490659
>Low key wondering if the cancelled Vivian pastebin (which was done due to similarities with Cerise's lewds, iirc) would ever get a green light.

Yes, I'd like to do this still. Especially as it's partially written already. But for your benefit (spoilers if you care), the scene's main conceit is fucking Vivian on the night of her 18th birthday, as she transitions from illegal to legal. Of course with her teasing him about it the whole time.
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>>3490666
I'm drooling.
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>>3490627
>>3490633
>>3490638
Damn I was planning on doing something just like this tomorrow
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>>3490666
You're too good to us, OP.
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>>3490638
David Darkbloom
I really, really struggled with bringing him back because I didn't want to make Fuck Quest a story where death is meaningless, and he's the third character resurrected in S3. But unlike Mom and Amber, he does not even have a corporeal form anymore, and there's a good debate to be had over whether the David Darkbloom of S3 is "really" him or not -- which I encourage everyone to consider. It's a philosophical question, ultimately, though. For all intents and purposes he does still exist within the story.
David is in a truly awful purgatory at the moment, but we haven't seen the last of him. Whether he can ever be "redeemed" in your eyes, or in Alabaster's, is an open question. Whether he even wants that, what his goal is at this point, and what purpose he might serve, are other questions to consider. It was interesting to have him in the story without him being the ultimate threat, and what's more, to have him continuously in a state of fear, confusion, and improvisational panic -- it's a side to David we have never seen. But without Cerise's body, he's totally at the whim of whoever holds his implant, which will be yet another slide into powerlessness for the formerly power hungry mogul. I wanted to do a little more in S3 with him advising Alabaster et al on running his company, but never found the time for it, unfortunately. Maybe it will happen in S4? As a side note, I came really close to doing lewds with him learning to enjoy the pleasures of a woman's body, but as I said, it felt wrong to do this to Cerise. Maybe in a non-canonical OVA.

Fazil
Best boy now and forever. He'll be around, although I'm not sure to what level of importance.

Ken Smith
A joke character, and not quite on the level of Fazil for being based. I don't see him having much of a role for important plot matters, but who knows?

Stackleford
Worst boy now and forever. I thought of doing plot-relevant things with him in S3, but I think he is forever relegated to buttmonkey status by this point. But as with Ken, who knows, maybe he'll have a (brief) moment in the sun again.

Tyrus
His absence from the finale was deafening. We will see what he's been up to, early in S4, and we will get closure on the plot threads he's involved with. Friend or enemy, Tyrus isn't gone yet.

Armstrong & Nelson
It was a TON of fun to get to know these two members of the Darkbloom Analytics boardroom, and they'll be around in S4. There's going to be organizational shakeup at Darkbloom Analytics right away in S4, and some crises that they'll be equipped to help with, so look forward to our odd couple helping us navigate stormy seas.
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>>3490705
Saul
I might not have made this clear enough, but despite his protestations, Saul loves Alabaster like a son. He's a hardass sometimes, and personality-wise similar to Alabaster, so you don't see it shine through the way it does with Charlotte. But that begrudging affection is really sweet to me -- and I like Saul's character a lot. Don't worry about Charlotte fucking us; as we saw in the finale as well as the episode prior to it, Saul is getting his share of extramarital strange, too.

Dalton
You might hardly recognize this name; I only even mentioned him a couple times in the text of both reboot seasons. He's been at the periphery, but he's a board member along with Armstrong and Nelson, occasionally mentioned as one of Mara's best allies on the board along with the late Vasily Kerimov. He's going to have a bigger role as an antagonist moving forward.

Stasi
She could have been a major antagonist, but you chose to neutralize her. That's a fine decision, but it doesn't clear the deck of threats -- just gives other threats a chance to rear their head! Stasi was really underdeveloped. We would have seen much more of her if you hadn't chosen to kill her, but the cards fell where they did and she got got.

Will & Auburn
Yes, we will see some more of them, but no, they won't be a major focus. They have a role to play but of course this is Fuck Quest, and secondary characters will always take a backseat to our harem. For reference, if I go through the text of S3 for "prominence by mention," none of the characters outside Alabaster and the harem match the prominence of even the least-mentioned haremite. Having said this, I needed a couple characters to add for some utilitarian purposes, which we'll get to, but the added flavor of being Amber's high school buddies makes them a bit more interesting than creating new people from whole cloth. It also let me tie a bow on the StuCo arc.

Mara
By now it's clear that Mara is one of the major threats we face, if not THE major threat. She knows it, too, and is taking measures accordingly. I wanted her to be around more in S3, but what little we did see of her was scary enough. One semi-scraped plotline I wanted to do was a battle between Mara and Whitney for influence over Vivian, but ultimately, I think Vivian is far too smart to ever realistically consider Mara trustworthy. Mara took advantage of Vivian's grief in the wake of Darkbloom's death, but over time, Vivian was more than capable of cottoning to what Mara really is, and deciding for herself that Whitney is a more reliable person to align with. So with that thought in mind, it didn't feel right to have a subplot where you question whether Vivian is falling for Mara's manipulations.
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>>3488601
>rose
guns
>whitney
cqc
>kay
Driver and backup guns + dog
>Alex
guns, rebuilding society, and butt stuff
>Renee
A cure
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>>3490706
Mystery girl on the poster
I won't say anything more about her other than that she's a major player, and will be one of the most important characters in S4. No, she isn't Auburn's psycho stalker who burned down the school; she's much more important than that. Are we going to fuck her? Well, she's a cute girl, and this is Fuck Quest. So let's see.

Alabaster
Marrying Alabaster off was a choice I wasn't sure about, but having done it, I'm extremely happy. Someone mentioned that Alabaster is a man now, and how surprising that is, and it's true. The reboot seasons have chronicled Alabaster's maturation into a real adult. Yeah he's still a sarcastic ass and hornier than the rabbit he just fucked, but he's not the kid we knew in S1, and that's really arresting when I reflect on it. Alabaster will have a lot to manage in S4, so please help him.
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>>3490705
>Maybe in a non-canonical OVA
Smatterbloom!

>>3490706
I can't wait for Renee to get her final revenge on Mara.

>>3490712
>Mystery girl
MYSTERIES

One of my favorite things to see develop alongside Alabaster was /fq/ as a whole. Watching us panic about pregnancy in S1 to actively craving it throughout the reboot has been hilarious to me, alongside the rest of the changes between both him and us (as a collective). I really wan't wait to see how it all culminates.

N-not that I'm saying ALL your decisions are good, /fq/-tachi. Don't get the wrong idea.
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>>3490706
>Mara took advantage of Vivian's grief in the wake of Darkbloom's death, but over time, Vivian was more than capable of cottoning to what Mara really is, and deciding for herself that Whitney is a more reliable person to align with. So with that thought in mind, it didn't feel right to have a subplot where you question whether Vivian is falling for Mara's manipulations.
Oh right, that reminds me! What exactly happened on the helicopter flight with Whitney and Vivian that made Whitney so upset? I forget if we ever got an explanation for that.
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>>3490724
>What exactly happened on the helicopter flight with Whitney and Vivian that made Whitney so upset?
I totally forgot about it as well, but I'd be really interested in knowing about it/seeing this as a FQS4 scene, if it can be plot-relevant.
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>>3490705
>David is in a truly awful purgatory at the moment, but we haven't seen the last of him. Whether he can ever be "redeemed" in your eyes, or in Alabaster's, is an open question.
I honestly think a direct confrontation between him and Mom would greatly influence the answer to this question. It has the makings of being a really emotionally packed scene.

>>3490706
>Stasi
>She could have been a major antagonist, but you chose to neutralize her.
While I definitely would've gotten a kick out of putting her in the Girls Fucked checklist, eliminating her while she was isolated was just too good an opportunity to pass up. And really, having Mara and Stasi as a power duo would be a greater hurdle to overcome in the long run.

>>3490724
Thirding this question.
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>>3490712
>Maturation into a real adult
I read that as Masturbation.

Please, just write out Noelle. Playing the "we ruined her life" card to generate sympathy for an author's pet character is a cheap trick.
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>>3490782
Fuck off. That isn't even what happened from any point of view. This was a result of her own choices as well as ours.
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>>3490724
>>3490752
>>3490779
I didn't have something clearly in mind at the time, but I always pictured it as involving the two sisters' biggest point of divergence, which is how they feel about their father. Whitney HATES Darkbloom, while Vivian is ambivalent at the very worst (especially at the time).

Of course, Whitney's disinterest in the minutiae of being CEO is also something that grates on Vivian's nerves.

So the thing in the helicopter was some combination of Vivian being snitty about Whitney's unfitness as CEO, and some harsh remarks back and forth about David Darkbloom.

A sisterly spat.

>>3490782
I don't usually put out authorial interpretation as the absolute final word on how people read a scene, but you're talking in terms of my intent, so I'll say I think you misread my intent.

Booting Noelle out of the FBI naturally leaves as the first questions, how upset is she about that, and to what degree does she hold Alabaster accountable?

Quite on the contrary of trying to make the reader feel guilty, I wanted to get these questions out of the way immediately, and show that although Noelle is unhappy to be fired, she recognizes that it's not really all our fault, and that of course, we'd have legitimate reason to be upset at her as well. I wanted to face that head on with a couple sarcastic quips, which by doing this, basically show that they come to a sort of tentative reconciliation right away. We are not truly meant to feel like we "ruined her life." This exchange sets the table for feeling all right about interacting with her in the future.
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>>3490627
>Rose
>The development of Rose into the "main" girl of the harem was unexpected to me when I began the reboot
She deserves it. Between being based in the story and being the reason why we have FQ back at all. I'm happy this is the road we went down

>Rose Soliloquy
That won't ever fail to make me smile

>Rose2
>She'll also grow in a sexual sense -- a lot.
This worries me

>Vivian
>She's a loli in spirit, but our Viv-tan is all grown up.
Her being a legal isn't as fun though

>Charlotte
>MILFs are sexy as hell
Very true

>Makoto
>it may have been a mistake to introduce her
No, the character wasn't a mistake it was how you handled her. As you said it was a fun concept but you kind of dropped the ball and gave her no screen time at all and then just killed her off. It was pretty bad.

Piece of advise; don't give all the screen time to the season 1 girls again. We've known them for 5 fucking years, focus on characterizing the others instead

>Sable
>Sable sacrificed herself for Alex, a fact I think we should all remember when we assess her
Uh, yeah? Was that supposed to be shocking? That was what I expected her to do

>I think she's one of the most tragic characters in the story, ultimately.
Meh. She was the cause of a lot of her own problems. And sacrifice =/= redemption

>Renee
>let's see how our favorite Christmas Cake turned MILF deals with Mara one-on-one.
...

>Alex
>Alex is probably the worst off of the entire cast right now
Good

>Amber
>I think we'll also see more of her in a sexual way
I'm all for her getting more lewds as long as she doesn't turn into a sex robot like Vivian or Renee
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>>3490627
>David
>I really, really struggled with bringing him back because I didn't want to make Fuck Quest a story where death is meaningless
If I'm being honest, yeah it was kind of a bit much. I mean the initial reveal of him being in Cerise was cool but like the day after I was more like "We have to deal with him again...?"

>Saul
Would you say that if Alabaster ever got the chance to settle down and have kids that he'd do it in a similar way to Saul?

>Dalton
>He's going to have a bigger role as an antagonist moving forward.
You keep saying that X is going to have a bigger role to play in the next season. Just remember priories. Giving only half of the cast screen time is bad but trying to split screen time between so many characters, especially irrelevant ones, is even worse. The fall of Rome would be an apt analogy here

>Stasi
>She could have been a major antagonist, but you chose to neutralize her.
Good, didn't like her that much. Seemed just like a mini-boss version of Mara to me

>but the added flavor of being Amber's high school buddies makes them a bit more interesting than creating new people from whole cloth
But it isn't that doesn't make them interesting. It started as a joke and now we're supposed to take male Whitney seriously? Yeah, I'm not sold

>Mara
>By now it's clear that Mara is one of the major threats we face, if not THE major threat
I'm pretty sure everybody expected that. I'm just surprised that it took a whole fucking season for that to happen

>So with that thought in mind, it didn't feel right to have a subplot where you question whether Vivian is falling for Mara's manipulations.
Good call. It would've more eye rolling than anything if you actually decided to include it. Vivian would have to be retarded for that to work

>Mystery girl on the poster
>she isn't Auburn's psycho stalker who burned down the school
Really? It fit perfectly

>Alabaster
>Someone mentioned that Alabaster is a man now, and how surprising that is, and it's true
The dad jokes really get me

>Alabaster will have a lot to manage in S4, so please help him.
Shoganai~

>>3490779
>I honestly think a direct confrontation between him and Mom would greatly influence the answer to this question. It has the makings of being a really emotionally packed scene.
If he just cries and says he's sorry for killing her and is expected to have any sympathy thrown his way I'm gonna be pissed. It'll probably be enough for Darkbloom apologists though, they'll literally forgive anything as long as he's sad about it

>>3490782
>Playing the "we ruined her life" card to generate sympathy for an author's pet character is a cheap trick.
Even if I don't think it applies to the context it was brought up in, I generally agree with it. Making a character feel sad about things that happened due to their actions (David) or having a character die/sacrifice themselves to quickly give them some sympathy points (Sable) is pretty lazy
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Chart suggestions: favorite sandwich, favorite cake/pie, favorite playground equipment, favorite sex move of dubious veracity (e.g. dirty sanchez, Spider-Man, donkey punch, blumpkin), favorite car, favorite movie monster (zombie, vampire, etc), dream vacation
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1. What was your reaction to us hugging Alex?

2. What would've happened if we never said "You're great" to Mom again? Did you always expect us to?

3. The flashback of Alabaster shitting on Rose's dream is canon right? How different would Rose be if we never said that to her? Does she even remember that it was Alabaster?
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Am I just not remembering or was there ever an explanation about everyone remembering blue haired Camelia? Something about only people with an omplant remembering the real one, but I can't be sure.
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>>3492264
It SEEMS, and it's only part of the solution clearly, that only people whose memories are backed up on the servers can remember the correct Camelia. Galatea only stores implicit memory so Galatea doesn't, and Cerise didn't have true access to Penelope so she doesn't. Alabaster and Vivian can because of the way Camelia and Diegesis work, and presumably anybody implanted with Catachresis would remember the same.
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>>3490706
>It also let me tie a bow on the StuCo arc.
But it was already tied. Nobody expected or wanted to see fucking Rasin Brant again. It's more like you're adding more bows for you'll have to tie later
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>>3492354
>But it was already tied.
You don't actually believe this, do you?
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>>3490861
Not to beat a dead horse or anything, but Sable was specifically not the source of most of her own problems.

She was unstable and eccentric. Most of her problems for the last two seasons have revolved around the implementations of sand reckoner and those who wanted to steal or pervert it, Mara included. Blaming her for that when Alabaster (we) withheld the true scope of the threat is more than ludicrous.

Doing so when she has literally died because of those issues is actually disgusting. Like sable or dislike sable, but don't blame her for shit that was wildly outside her control or knowledge.
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>>3492357
Care to explain?
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>>3492365
But it was her autistic persistence with the implants and "changing the world" that all of this is happening and now she wants to give it out to everyone which predictable went badly
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>>3492379
Amber, in her new identity, is one of the first character's we've seen that actually has a life outside of Fuck Quest. Her winning the StuCo election and the school burning down doesn't mean an end to her character arc, or those of the people around her - Will and Auburn don't suddenly stop being people just because this little slice of their shared story is over. If they really are as deeply entwined into whatever is going on with Amber's new ordinary life - whether it be an act, a fiction, a merging of realities, or some other fourth thing - then it simply isn't right for them to completely disappear off the map just because this narrow scope has been broadened.
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>>3492524
>Amber, in her new identity, is one of the first character's we've seen that actually has a life outside of Fuck Quest
That's not true at all. They all have lives outside of FQ but it's from Alabaster's POV so it's obviously not the focus. It's far from the first time this has happened

>Her winning the StuCo election and the school burning down doesn't mean an end to her character arc
Literally nobody fucking said that it was

>or those of the people around her
But they never had an arc to begin with. They were just joke characters, we didn't even have a design for them yet. Only now do they have anything resembling the start of an arc

>Will and Auburn don't suddenly stop being people just because this little slice of their shared story is over
Uh ok? Nobody argued that they didn't. The statement had to do with the fact that their self contained story was tied up just fine and nobody would bat an eye if we never saw them again

>If they really are as deeply entwined into whatever is going on with Amber's new ordinary life - whether it be an act, a fiction, a merging of realities, or some other fourth thing - then it simply isn't right for them to completely disappear off the map just because this narrow scope has been broadened
But all evidence shows that they weren't. How they acted makes no sense if they were. Only just now are they seeing that Amber is involved with some shit, they had no idea about any of this before they were written into the plot. Hence the analogy about creating more knots for us to tie later on
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>>3492524
This has to be bait
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>>3492557
>>3492565
So Amber suddenly having friends she's known her entire life seems normal to you?
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>>3492576
Uh, No? That's what the Catacheresis family exits for though. That whole plot is filled with questions like "How can Amber have a family?" amount many others. It isn't exclusive to them, as far as everybody else is concerned Amber is a normal girl, us knowing she had friends is all that was needed, we don't have to explore them for that plot like to work, it has been working just fine since early in the season
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>>3492620
And this proves that the phenomenon is on a wider scale than "just the Catachresis family" would suggest. That outsiders and innocents are getting involved.
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>Page 10
The end approaches
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>>3492626
No shit? We already knew this. That's was my entire fucking point.
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>>3492626
Anon...
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>>3492634
Do you think we can get to 1500 by the end?
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>>3492678
I will contribute.
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>>3491589
>1. What was your reaction to us hugging Alex?

Surprise. It didn't seem in-character for Alabaster, so I had to have Alex comment on that, but it was a nice moment. I like those little moments where write-ins gain traction and something unexpected happens as a result.

>2. What would've happened if we never said "You're great" to Mom again? Did you always expect us to?

I would have to roll with a version of the story where Mom continues on in ignorance of her dual identity, at least for a little while, or possibly just gone with that version of the plot for the entire season. But of course I knew you would all do the obvious thing. In this case, it's the only write-in that I expected in advance. I would have been disappointed in you all if you didn't do it!

>3. The flashback of Alabaster shitting on Rose's dream is canon right?

100%

>Does she even remember that it was Alabaster?

They don't remember, and they certainly don't remember it being one another. Rose was ~6, and for Alabaster it was a pretty unremarkable moment. He probably wasn't paying attention when Rose's name was introduced, and conversely his name was never given to her. He left the program just one or two class sessions after that so they never got to know each other.

>How different would Rose be if we never said that to her?

I know the implication of the flashback is Alabaster's mockery was a formative experience in Rose's life, and perhaps it was one, but it would have been one of many. In other words I don't think that this single instance, as awful as it was for the poor girl, made her a person whose politics and outlook you (likely) disagree with or turned her into a BDSM switch or made her obsessed with winning. I don't truck with the idea that singular moments totally change what otherwise would have been a person's life path -- at least not unless that moment is a LOT more monumentally traumatic than being bullied once.

Rose had many influences growing up that made her see the world as she does. And while she's hypocritical in a lot of ways, while e.g. her social-justice beliefs are often depicted as a mask she wears, I don't think that means what she claims to believe aren't "actually" things she believes. So for her to find these beliefs, wasn't a switch that got flipped in 2nd grade to set her down that path, but the longer culmination of those many influences.

It's an essential aspect of Rose's character that she sees the world so differently from Alabaster because it shows how two so similar personalities can arrive at two so dissimilar worldviews; and then, despite that, find reconciliation between themselves. Politics and cultural values and deeply reasoned moral principles are very important, but they're window dressing over our even deeper core personality. If those are simpatico, you can overcome any other difference. Her core personality was already there, and the window dressing would have looked similar whether or not Alabaster mocked her.
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Does Rose know, or suspect, her parents are swingers? It's possible Alabaster claiming that her Mom gave him a Titjob would get her asking questions, but would she be surprised how deep this rabbit hole goes?
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>>3490627
>The mama bear we saw in S1 will be out in force at some point as things get heavy.

>>3477297
>Mom gonna hold eyes

Mom confirmed for RIP AND TEAR?
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>>3493052
This is a really interesting question, and one I hadn't considered.

It only recently came as news to Alabaster, so you might think Rose would be similarly surprised -- we tend to have blind spots where our parents are concerned, especially around their sex life. But Rose grew up in their home from birth, and also has a bit more awareness than Alabaster ("I make it my business to know things") so maybe she's seen some things she repressed. I'll go with, she knows about it, but doesn't dig into it.
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>>3493145
If she didn't know about it before she definitely knows now, we straight up told her about the titty fuck
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>>3493153
That doesn't mean she knows her parents are swingers, just that her mom fooled around with Alabaster. Would Rose have any inkling that Saul and Charlotte have enjoyed bringing home big tiddy paralegals and railing them together? That's the substance of the question at hand!
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How would you have ended episode 1 if we didn't choose to give Rose2 a ride?
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>>3493160
I’m going to need to request transcripts of that scene for legal research.
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>>3493183
That's a tough one. I didn't have an alternate path in mind and I really wanted to close with the reveal of Amber. Without offering to drive Rose2 home, I don't think I would have been able to do that, so I would have had to come up with an alternate scene. I think what I had in mind at the time was something ominous with Mara, or maybe a tense scene between Whitney and Vivian after they returned from their little grand canyon excursion. But it wouldn't have landed with the same wallop of seeing Camelia roll up to the club, for sure.
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>>3493215
Do you still have your whiteboard lying around OP? Or did you wind up returning it to work with all those sticky note stains?
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I dearly enjoyed FQ Season 1 years ago and thought it went to the great quest graveyard in the sky as so many such works do. I was very surprised then to see Season 3 Episode 12 in a both rare and spur of the moment visit to /qst/ in search of a new, meaty quest to read. I finished catching up later the same day as the last story post, having spent my free time buried in it. I really will be looking forward to Season 4 when it arrives.

I'm a lurker but just wanted to say something about how much I enjoyed reading the quest in all its seasons. Godspeed.
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>>3493269
Good to have you on board, even here at the beginning of these warmest of waits, Anonymous-dono. ;_;7
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>>3493221
I do have it! No one ever noticed it was missing, so it's all good. In keeping with my commitment to plan less, I haven't been using it, and the unused sticky notes from last season remain -- although I've technically cleared several of them in s3.

Hey, why not reveal them. Here they all are, verbatim, as they sat at the end of last season. These are word for word except for notes in [ ].

>Cerise
Lewd: family movie night
Dialogue: "Don't cum on any my stuff, Alabaster. I swear to God."

>Whitney
Dialogue: "Pew pew!" (while holding a real loaded gun)
Dialogue: "I... don't know what that means." (in response to a joke at her expense)
Lewd: Alabaster sets Whitney loose on Rose: "I raped her -- came in her -- she stole my cum from you. What are you gonna do about that?"
Plot: Joined a chapter of campus communists at Berkley by accident ("I really liked all the red they wore")

>Rose
Character detail: Unironically retweeted the "guys literally only want one thing and it's disgusting" tweet
Dialogue: "I'm being hate crimed. These people are hate criming me!"
Lewd: Raped in "her" own car (the Volt Ally bought from Charlotte)

>Camelia
Dialogue: "I'll burn you. [...] No, that isn't a metaphor. I will burn you with hot pokers."[*]
Character detail: Camelia reading "On the Juche Idea" -- "The Kims have some good ideas!"
Character detail: Camelia, dumpster diving: "Hey, there's good shit in here!" [this somehow didn't get cleared despite hitting it in S2]
Dialogue: "The best op-sec is no op at all. I'm all analogue."

[*The full dialogue would have involved Camelia threatening to "burn" us, Rose freaking out, Alabaster clarifying that she only means in the metaphorical sense of releasing the trove of info she has on them, and Camelia counter-clarifying that she's being literal.]
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>>3493280
>Vivian
Dialogue: "My human fragility got the better of me for a brief moment."
Character detail: Vivian has to sit on a booster seat at the Senate hearing
Lewd: Make her wear cum-stained panties all day long at work

>Galatea
Plot: Gets money from fleecing /phishing old folks (takes their money when they die)
Character detail: Camelia gets her drunk once to loosen her up
Lewd: (In a very small voice): "Choke me..."
Character detail: hacking details, browsing with Tor, using Kalilinux, uses a cracked WPA network in her apartment (brute force), got into DA with a Slack exploit, etc.
Lewd: Wants to be drugged and raped while unconscious

>Kay
Lewd: Obsessed with anal [this was given to Sable]
Plot: Accidentally hits Rose with her car
Lewd: Sex swing?
Lewd: Porthole sweater... but no cleavage to show off
Plot: Leaking details to her favorable to Cerise

>Sable
Character detail: Prework pushups as a daily ritual
Lewd: Timid -> wildcat during sex / missionary -> cowgirl

>Alex
Lewd: Whitney writes lewd things on his body [another one I was just talking about!]
Lewd: Under the desk BJ

>Ally
Plot: Phone tracking convo (trailer hitches) -- Ally and Cerise[*]
Dialogue [actually narration]: You've just started on your second helping of soft-serv when Rose sits down across from you.
Dialogue: (Popping up on Rose in the women's bathroom): "Someone should really make a law against that, huh?" [another one I was just talking about!]

[*The concept I had in mind here was Alabaster would take Camelia's advice from episode 3(?) and have a conversation about something he doesn't ever talk about, while his phone is out, then see what sort of targeted ads he gets. In this example, he's discussing trailer hitches with Cerise -- and of course starts to see ads for trailer hitches.]

>Misc
Plot: Gustav is in Palau ("Never come to Palau, children. It is an island hell you won't escape.")
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>>3493280
Holy fuck, I didn't expect this response. Th-thanks, OP-sama. Loving this glimpse at the cutting room floor.
>Palau
[nervous laughter]
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>>3493280
>In keeping with my commitment to plan less, I haven't been using it
You should definitely plan much more than you did in this season. There's a big difference between simply planning out things and railroading

>Hey, why not reveal them
Oh shit. Fucking Based
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>>3493299
>You should definitely plan much more than you did in this season.

I know. I'm planning to use the inter-season break to think a lot more about what vectors I want to take the quest in. Originally I was going to come back in July, but I want to take that additional month for more recharging, and more time to mull it all over.

I thought I could end it all in a more freestyle jazz way this season -- but that didn't pan out, obviously. So to make sure I really do complete the story in season 4, it'll be back to my traditional modes of trying to map out episodes with flowcharts prior to running, and trying to keep several steps ahead of the current moment, while keeping the plethora of possible endpoints in mind. I can't tie things up without much deeper planning because now there's just so much going on.
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>>3493307
(Oh, and this is why I cleared the sticky notes just now and posted them -- the white board's coming back in style, boys.)
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>>3493308
I'm hyped as fuck. How do you plan on fitting THE ENTIRE CAST?
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>>3493280
>>3493283
>Dialogue: "I'm being (noun)ed. These people are (noun)ing me!"
I've started doing this and I hate it, thanks.

>Lewd: Make her wear cum-stained panties all day long at work
Remember when you came up with this thing you still haven't done 5 years ago, OP?

also
>Dialogue: "The best op-sec is no op at all. I'm all analogue."
Based.

>>3493311
He takes a chance and steals another one.
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>>3493312
I want to rob a Staples of their whiteboards and sticky notes with OP! I really, really want to!
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>>3493311
Smaller sticky notes, and denser packing. There won't be a need for a "Flashback" section either, which clears up space as well. I'll see what it looks like as I dive into it, though. I might just take another whiteboard if I decide I need to, per >>3493312

>>3493269
It's great to have you. Please tell the "gently hold her hand" guy from S1 that I miss him too! Looking forward to your presence in August.
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>>3493280
>Whitney
>Lewd: Alabaster sets Whitney loose on Rose: "I raped her -- came in her -- she stole my cum from you. What are you gonna do about that?"
This is more funny than hot to me

I honestly expected something like this from Makoto to Whitney. RIP

>Rose
>Character detail: Unironically retweeted the "guys literally only want one thing and it's disgusting" tweet
Did anybody expect anything else?

>Dialogue: "I'm being hate crimed. These people are hate criming me!"
Iconic quote

>Lewd: Raped in "her" own car (the Volt Ally bought from Charlotte)
We'll have to do it in season 4 than, won't we?

>>3493283
>Vivian
>Character detail: Vivian has to sit on a booster seat at the Senate hearing
Cute

>Lewd: Make her wear cum-stained panties all day long at work
Wait have we not done this already? That's a crime

>Galatea
>Lewd: Wants to be drugged and raped while unconscious
Jesus Christ

>Kay
>Plot: Accidentally hits Rose with her car
Poor Rose

>Lewd: Porthole sweater... but no cleavage to show off
Didn't realize how much of a flatty she was

>Sable
>Character detail: Prework pushups as a daily ritual
She can do pushups?

>Alex
>Lewd: Under the desk BJ
Giving or receiving?

>Misc
>Plot: Gustav is in Palau ("Never come to Palau, children. It is an island hell you won't escape.")
Kek
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>>3493328
>>Kay
>>Plot: Accidentally hits Rose with her car
HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS
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>>3493307
>>3493308
I look forward to it

>>3493312
>He takes a chance and steals another one.
Do it OP

>>3493332
Kay is so irrelevant she makes every sentence with her name in it near imperceivable. It's her own special super power!
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>>3493332
Just to be clear, I envisioned it being more of a love tap, not like a send-her-to-the-ER kinda thing. Of course now it's going to be the ending of season 4, and it'll kill Rose, sending her sideways into another realm for Season 5, AKA Fuck Quest: Rosekai.

>>3493328
>This is more funny than hot to me

It was meant to be kind of a funny line, in keeping with redoing the whole "Whitney's ten commandments" thing -- a season 1 callback to when the comedy was even more absurd.

>>Lewd: Make her wear cum-stained panties all day long at work
>Wait have we not done this already? That's a crime
We kiiinda got it in episode 8 but it's not how I wanted to do it. I need to keep this sticky note around, it sounds like.

>>Lewd: Raped in "her" own car (the Volt Ally bought from Charlotte)
>We'll have to do it in season 4 than, won't we?
I don't know if Alabaster still has that Chevy Volt anymore now that he's rich, but regardless, he'll have a chance to sexually assault his wife in places she doesn't expect.

>>Character detail: Prework pushups as a daily ritual
>She can do pushups?
She could, yes. It was meant to be a really surprising thing, of course.

>>Lewd: Under the desk BJ
>Giving or receiving?
I'm sure he wouldn't say no if you're offering, but I pictured receiving, of course. It would be a sort of exhibitionist scene where other coworkers are present but unaware.
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>>3493345
>Of course now it's going to be the ending of season 4, and it'll kill Rose, sending her sideways into another realm for Season 5, AKA Fuck Quest: Rosekai.
I need this

>I don't know if Alabaster still has that Chevy Volt anymore now that he's rich
You know he still has it just to spite Rose. He'll probably have it displayed one day as a national monumental
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>>3493355
>>I don't know if Alabaster still has that Chevy Volt anymore now that he's rich
>You know he still has it just to spite Rose.

On reflection, you're 100% correct. And he routinely offers to sell it back to her for increasingly absurd amounts of money. $500 million... $1 billion... $1.5 billion? "Just ask Whitney for a loan, I'm sure she'd be happy to help."
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>>3493364
Did you ever plan on revealing how Whitney managed to negotiate Renee's freedom with our nation's president, OP?
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>>3493364
>On reflection, you're 100% correct. And he routinely offers to sell it back to her for increasingly absurd amounts of money. $500 million... $1 billion... $1.5 billion? "Just ask Whitney for a loan, I'm sure she'd be happy to help."
Kek, what an asshole

>>3493370
>"You're fired!"
>"I'm fired? No you're fired!'
>Continues for 20 minutes
>Lets her go to the to confusion of everybody
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>>3493370
My President just wanted to Make Augmentations Great Again, obviously.
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>>3493370
This was a S2/3 concept I never really got the chance to do properly, which is that in the universe of Fuck Quest, it was meant to be ambiguous who is actually President right now. I pictured a dialogue between Rose and Alabaster where they argue about it but it never becomes clear who actually won in their universe -- and how they truly feel about the outcome.
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>>3493384
You had definitely poked and prodded at it a bit, which I find hilarious, so I'm okay with this answer.
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>>3493384
>I pictured a dialogue between Rose and Alabaster where they argue about it but it never becomes clear who actually won in their universe -- and how they truly feel about the outcome.
I'm so sad you didn't do this. I can imagine people panicking so hard
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>>3493387
While admittedly, the idea of seeing a conversation between Whitney and Trump is funny in concept, and when I did the line in the TIME article about the pardon, I thought of what that might have looked like (Whitney and Hillary would be funny in its own way, too, but maybe not as much) -- I try to steer clear of directly referencing specific figures when I do political satire in FQ. It doesn't seem like the right thing to me, I'd prefer to lampoon the climate, rather than the real people populating it. We've all seen the jokes about the people themselves.

Certain Silicon Valley guys have been mentioned by name, and have even shown up in person, but even there I tend not to directly say who they are -- and I sometimes think maybe I should just use expy figures for them instead.

Putin and George W. Bush were exceptions, but that was a reference to something which occurred as far back as 2001 (their meeting at Brdo Castle) so it seemed more "historical" than "political" if that makes sense.

>>3493392
Maybe it could still happen. It is certainly the case that Whitney has the favor of the current US President in FQ, and geopolitics is maybe a bit more important to S4 with international attention on Silicon Valley/Sand Reckoner now.
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Also, since I'm going to bed, and may not be around until the thread falls off: See you all in August, and please, wait warmly.
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>>3493411
We'll miss you, OP! Unless you wanna play more Smash, o-of course.

I'll always wait warmly!
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>>3493411
Nighty, OP~

Until the next one.
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>>3493364
technically, now that they are married, it's her Volt too.
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Last 4:21 of S3 ;_;
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The final boop of the season. 4:21 AM, lads.
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>>3493420
The actual worst off by one.
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>>3493280
>>3493283
What a welcome sight to come back to.

>Lewd: Porthole sweater... but no cleavage to show off
Sadly for Kay, I think Charlotte nailed this better. Maybe Kay can have monopoly on the yoga pants, tights, or pantyhose kink?

>No Charlotte, Mom, or Noelle
This travesty needs to be corrected.

>>3493411
Aw man. Well, see ya in August then.
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>>3493283
>Kay
>Lewd: Obsessed with anal [this was given to Sable]
i wouldnt mind this being a thing, now that sable has been died to death
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>>3493411
Thanks for running OP, see you August
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>>3493411
Love you OP, have a good intermission.
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>>3490712
>Mystery girl on the poster
>I won't say anything more about her other than that she's a major player, and will be one of the most important characters in S4.

Now approaching: the final boss of Fuck Quest.
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>>3493411
Thanks for running (and the Q&A), OP. Enjoy your summer.
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Man this thread is going to die just before Mother's day. Poor Kaa-san can't catch a break...
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>>3494665
That's what the ghost thread is for!
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>>3494681
>Mom
>Ghost
Don't jinx it anon
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>Rick and Morty: Leader of the Citadel #1
This thread is going to die because of shit like this
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>>3495169
A ton of people would put this Quest in the same bucket. Personally it’s sad how many board regulars write Fuck Quest off because of its name without even reading it.
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>>3495178
>>3495169
Sad but true. /qst/ was still a mistake, but at least we have each other.
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>>3495169
Kek

>>3495178
Really? I read it just because of the name
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>>3495696
Stop.
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>>3495696
>1/5
Holy shit.
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>>3495698
Uh, why?
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>>3495700
Because we can just scroll up if we want to read your thoughts.
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>>3495699
Yeah it was a lot more than I thought it would be. I should learn to compress it more. I deleted just so I could try to do just that, caude I realised it was lo
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Okay, this is the REAL last 4:21 of the season. For really real. Boop.
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>>3495704
Watch it still not die.
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>>3495705
I just wanna go into comfy ghost mode already.
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>>3495704
This is so sad. By the time I wake this thread will probably die

That's why I'm rushing to get the last of my thoughts out, cause I hardly go on the ghost thread. Not sure if it's worth it though
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>>3495709
Just sleep. Save your thoughts for when you vote and make important decisions! Let those be your guiding light! I believe in you, Anonymous-dono!
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>>3495711
But humans naturally want to share opinions in general (Your posts count shows that you agree) and I'm not gonna wait till August to do that. I'l just post it in the ghost tomorrow

See you on the other side FQ
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>>3495716
Nothing wrong with sharing your thoughts Anonymous-dono, but we REALLY don't need an essay every time, do we?
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>>3495721
It's a 100% no-gay zone, but OP already has it in the pastebin index under the Season 3 index. Technically already live, but will be uh... extra live?... when this thread actually dies.
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>>3495720
You guys can call me autistic all you want, but from my point of view the people who make theories their own memes/ other oc's are much more autistic than my essays

>>3495721
When this thread is bumped off of the board it'll be archived in https://archived.moe/

On that site they have a feature which let's you post despite it being archived. People usually use those in between the wait for the next season to speculate and shit

Scroll all the way down on https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2817084 and you'll see what I mean
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>>3495728
>equating fun and creative OC to textwalls of >opinions
Naw.
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>>3495733
1. You don't have to read them if you don't care

2. I see your point about the OCs but you need look no further than season 2 to see even more autistic walls of texts for dumb theories that don't even make sense half of the time
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>>3495724
>>3495728
Thanks. I'm not a /qst/ native, so what's permissible to post/ask here is always in question for me--hence the deleted post.
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>>3495736
The people here are much nicer than they are on /a/. They'll usually spoonfeed you info whenether
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>>3495735
1. No but I have to scroll past them.

2. You should try critical thinking some time. That's what makes shadowrunning both fun and relevant. And Season 1 was literally a plot about semen-powered androids taking over the world through diegetic apotheosis via the main character winning a fucking quiz bowl. You're incapable of judging what is and isn't allowed to make sense.
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>>3495741
>1. No but I have to scroll past them.
That's a really dumb thing to complain about

>2. You should try critical thinking some time. That's what makes shadowrunning both fun and relevant. And Season 1 was literally a plot about semen-powered androids taking over the world through diegetic apotheosis via the main character winning a fucking quiz bowl. You're incapable of judging what is and isn't allowed to make sense.
There is sometimes good speculation but other times it can get really stupid. I'm all for fun shadowrunning but there's a point where I just start rolling my eyes. Especially since season 2, for the most part, is supposed to be more realistic than season 1. I don't see what's so wrong with expressing my thoughts on each character and what I look forward to in the future
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>>3495746
It's only a problem when you feel the incessant need to repeat everything four times per thread. We already know how much you hate Cerise, and Alex, and Sable, and everything they stand for. We already know how badly you want Rose to peg you. We already know what you think about every tiny little thing you think is wrong with the quest, so stop beating dead horses already.
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>>3495749
>It's only a problem when you feel the incessant need to repeat everything four times per thread
The whole point of the series of posts was to put everything all in one series of posts both for me to look back on and for OP as criticism. Sure I talk about Rose and Cerise but I'm going through all of the characters, even the ones I don't talk to much about

>We already know how much you hate Cerise
I don't hate her I just feel meh about her. She was kind of done dirty this season though

>>3495749
>Alex, and Sable
Yep, I sure do but I know that conversation has been done to death so I only made Alex's 2 sentences and Sable, about 3. The biggest one was probably Kaa-san

>We already know how badly you want Rose to peg you
Nah, pegging =/= shit

>We already know what you think about every tiny little thing you think is wrong with the quest, so stop beating dead horses already.
First of all I'm not complaining about tiny things, I'm pointing out actual problems with both pacing and the characters. Overall I enjoy this quest but after this season I can see a lot of room for improvement, even OP has agreed with that. If I just hated this quest I wouldn't bother reading it and making an "essay". I want to see it get better cause I feel there's been a drop in quality. There are some characters I talk positively about and others negative, I'm not just blindly shitting on this quest for no reason

Also once again if you don't care what I have to say fine, ignore it. It's much easier than telling me to stop. Now the thread is going to end on this dumb argument and I don't think anybody wanted that
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>>3495757
>even OP has agreed ...
Great, so there's no point in repeating it again. Pleasant dreams!
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You're both idiots.

Sleep well, /fq/-tachi! See you all again in August!
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>>3495758
? The point wasn't to convince him that problems exist, it's to point out the problems so he can improve off of them

>>3495759
I'm well aware. Goodnight
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So as not to end on a sour note I want to say I love FQ and I can’t wait for August! Let’s all do our best to save the world and fuck a lot of bitches doing it!
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I swear to fucking god, season 4 better have the coveted Stacklefuck scene.
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Haha. Damn, I wake up and the thread still hasn't died. That's actually kind of impressive
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Last for Rose a best
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>>3495871
pls no
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Optimism is hoping for August 3rd even though your head knows August 31st.
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>>3496306
It hurts...
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Everything will be daijoubu.
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We're one thread away from death, it can happen anytime now

It was a pleasure lewding with you anons
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>>3496591

https://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-friends-night-MuyRCrNl5l3ysgnvQX
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Last for - E Y E P A T C H -
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Last for eyepatches, chuunis, chokers, and gunning down Russians!



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