Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who generously took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of One Piece Genuine Pirate Quest, our accurately named mysterious hero MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR conversed with Vivi and Kohza, discovered his brilliant baking ‘bilities, and found himself re-re-re-re-kidnapped, this time by a giant shrimp. Or God. Maybe God is a giant shrimp? Hmm. In any case, he’s now trapped on the Merry, along with its klaubutermann and several CRIMINAL SCUM, threatened by sky-sharks! Also, Chopper continues to be a cutie, and Zolo is annoyingly cool.We now return you to your scheduled idiocy.
>do not poke the enelYou decide it probably isn’t the best idea to ‘poke’ the weird presence, partly because it might be dangerous, and partly because... well, you’ve been using it a lot lately, and the faint pressure in your head warns you of an impending headache.Best to save it for emergencies.It would probably be better to deactivate it completely, but you grit your teeth and keep it on for now, passively keeping a metaphorical eye on the weird something-someone instead.Guuuh.Lolonoa is... not actually kicking a whole load of ass, unfortunately. He’s taken down two of the damn things, with some difficulty; but their scales are apparently incredibly hard, and their sheer size and mobility doesn’t help, let alone how many of them there are.Maybe your metal-cutting could get through their scales... but like hell you’re going down there.You sigh, slumping back against the wooden wall as you try to minimize energy-expenditure, instead. It’s only a few more minutes before the watchful gazes of the others turn to worried ones, as Lolonoa starts to tire.“THERE HE IS! A sky-shark! Zoro’s losing to a sky-shark!!”The sounds of slashing swords and animal-roars fades suddenly, muffled by the odd splashing noise as they fall back into watery-clouds.“.........”“Ah... he’s not coming up... Did he get eaten...?”“GYAAAA!! Zoro’s been eaten!!”Nico seems calm, at least. “If he did, the clouds would be turning red by now.”“DON’T SAY SUCH SCARY THINGS, ROBIN!!”Then — a loud thud and pained bellow, along with what’s unmistakably Lolonoa’s voice - “GET OUTTA MY WAY!!”... Did he just punch a shark?(1/2]
You wander over to the railings to stare with the others, as Lolonoa punts the unfortunate monster aside, hitting the sea-cloud again and starting to swim back over to the massive steps leading up the altar to the ship.“It looks like this wasn’t the best plan,” the Witch Thief laments, slumping down. “Even Zoro can’t kill them...?”“At least he didn’t get eaten,” Nico says, pointing out the bright side. Wait, aren’t you supposed to want him to get eaten? Is that okay when you’re allies right now? Even if he doesn’t know you’re supposed to be enem- ugh, this is so damn confusing.Lolonoa reaches the top, grumbling as he strips off his top and starts wringing it out. Why he even bothered wearing it in the first place, you have no idea. “Looks like we’ve been taken to a dangerous place,” he says, clearly annoyed.The devilish compass-thief is less impressed with the situation. “You’re a swordsman, yet you used your fist to kill that shark?”“Zoro’s so strong~!” ... Chopper, you cutie.Meanwhile, you can’t help but stare and wonder how the hell Lolonoa got that massive scar across his chest and stomach. Even for a strong guy, something like that should have killed him, right? It looks like a clean slice - a sword, most likely? To scar that completely, it must have been deep as well as long...How the crap is this lunatic alive?! Who even did that?!“I wonder if Heaven’s Judgement is to let us starve in this place?”Zolo snorts at Nico’s joking suggestion. “Would something that normal really be done by God?”“... I don’t know. I never met Him.”You fidget slightly, casting another look around. The sharks still swim. The presence still hasn’t done anything. Should you - no, you probably shouldn’t tell the others, right? But maybe they should know someone’s watching?“With the ship’s bottom in this state, we can’t put her down in the water,” Lolonoa muses. He feels... concerned. Less about themselves than the Merry, you suspect, now he’s aware they have to try and prevent as much damage as possible. “I’m going to go look around the forest. You guys stay here and try to repair her as best you can. Luffy will come looking for us, so we’ll just Use Merry as our gathering point.”Witch Thief doesn’t seem happy. “What?! Shouldn’t you stay here too? Why are you going anywhere?!”“God’s on this island, right?” He grins. “I want to go meet him!”>(keep out of it)>That’s ridiculous! If your Captain’s coming, let’s all just wait here.>If we don’t have to go through the water, I want to come too..>Other?Heading back home, might try to type an update on the bus. If so, excuse typos, as always.
>>3486272>Or, hear me out now, we *dont* leave the boat and piss off whatever God is totally not out there and definitely NOT watching us right now.
>>3486272>That’s ridiculous! If your Captain’s coming, let’s all just wait here. Shouldn’t leave Merry alone anyway...
>>3486272>That’s ridiculous! If your Captain’s coming, let’s all just wait here.
>>3486294Supporting this. Unrelated but did you know that the literal translation for Den Dens is "Electric Transmission Bug"?So if we get Enels fruit...Well I'm not saying we should see if it's possible to teleport by calling people and jumping into the Den Den...But we totally should.
>>3486272support>>3486294Just because I want Zoro to say the line.
>>3486272>>That’s ridiculous! If your Captain’s coming, let’s all just wait here.Must protect the boat.
>>3486272>If we don’t have to go through the water, I want to come too..
>>3486294+1
>>3486272>(keep out of it)not my problem yo
>>3486301>Den den rings>Captain Smoker: "What is it?">Flashman jumps through Den Den "Suprise! Im not dead! I got away from those dirt pirates! Oh shoot, I left Mr. Speedy behind. IM COMING BUDDY!">Flashman goes back through. Smoker slowly puts his head to his desk and sighs.
>>3486294>>3486272Support.
>>3486316Ah looks like an ∞ cigar dayif there's just an empty space imagine the infinite symbol. I can't remember if this site auto filters non standard symbols.
>>3486316>Smoker proceeds to place an *exceedingly* large order for cigars>"I'm gonna go through this batch in less than a week, aren't I?"
>>3486323Well looks like ∞ is ok to use.Cool.
>>3486270>>3486294Support.
>>3486303"The line.">>3486316Excuse me, that's COMMODORE Smoboss, and don't you forget it!
>>3486349Forgive me Smoboss. I must commit sudoku to not bring dishonor upon my family.>Flashman not given latrine duty but instead told to finish a sudoku book or ue wont be given sweets.
>>3486365Replace sudoku with cryptic crossword puzzle book instead. Poor Flashy would be crying in two pages and never disobey again.... Or nat100, finish the entire book in an hour and ask for more. Poor Smoboss.Guys, are you actually trying to hint to Zolo that you're being watched? Or just Flashy being stubborn?
>>3486376Of course we are NOT hinting anything. *wink* *wink*
>>3486376Hint, Zoro and Nico should figure it out.
>>3486376>Whats a seven letter word for idiot?My thought was both stubborn refusal and hint. Zoro knows about our mystery sense and Robin may catch on too.
>>3486376Stubborn. After discovering ghost-ships are real, who knows about gods.
>>3486376Hint
>>3486376A cryptic crossword huh?It's a good thing Flashman knows a Cryptologist then!And yes I'm one hundred percent suggesting we annoy Nico Robin over a Den Den until she helps us with a crossword.
>>3486376Hint.
Back and writing, looks like yo' be hintin'.
>arthur is clearly flashman because they're both logical, responsible geniusesWhat. A. Dumbass.Seriously, what the hell?! Isn't this guy supposed to be smar- Wait. Has he got some kind of a plan? No, he can't realize you're being watched, so he isn't trying to bluff the presence. Dammit, Zolo..."Or, hear me out now," you butt in sharply, "we DON'T leave the boat and piss off whatever God is totally not out there and definitely NOT watching us right now. Hmm?"Lolonoa opens his mouth to answer, then pauses. His eyes narrow as his head tilts, looking at you. You stare back pointedly."Hm." He sounds casual, but you can almost feel his mind ticking rapidly over as he taps one of his sword hilts. You feel the confusion and curiosity from the others too - Nico seems to grasp the the subtext there, and that Lolonoa understands it, even though you doubt she knows about Observation. Or... maybe she does? "Robin, if I leave, can you protect everyone?"... IDDDDDIIIIOOOOOOOTTTTTTT"I couldn't say, without knowing my opponents, Mr Swordsman."He does That Fucking Smirk(tm). "God and his priests, I guess.""Oh, is that all? Then I suppose we'll be fine.""ARE YOU BOTH CRAZY?!" Your yell echoes along with-You and the Witch Thief blink. Then turn to look at each other. She's even stealing your lines, now?! That fiend!"D-don't you know you're not supposed to anger God?!" She regains her composure quickly at least, while Nico titters. "This is just common sense!!"Witch Thief... you're starting to suspect Lolonoa might be lacking in that...Lolonoa himself - yup. The smirk just widens. "Sorry. I never pray to God! I don't even believe in him, so why should I care?"That - you just told him someone was watching, dammit! He knows you're all under Observation! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!This crew... are they really cunning at all...?You stifle a groan."It's a shame," Nico sighs, reaching up to gently press the gauze on her face. "This altar must be at least a millennia old. Seeing such historical remains makes me... quite excited..."Lolonoa crosses his arms. "Don't care. You need to stay on the ship and look after these guys. They can't fight."........ that's... so cruel... and so soon after you've kicked his ass.... Lolonoa..."That's right! You need to protect us!" SHUT UP, WITCH THIEF! Even the mink kid isn't clamoring for protection!"That's right, look after us, Robin!" ... Never mind.Nico smiles slightly. "I'm surprised, Miss Navigator - even you want to stay on the ship, despite the riches that might be out there, in the golden city?"Golden city? What?(1/2)
Still, the younger woman's eyes are already lit up with beri symbols. "Oh~ now that you mention it, I'd like to explore~"Lolonoa pings your Haki with annoyance. "You'll just slow me down, witch.""We need money to repair the ship..." Robin muses, eyeing some damage."But I guess you can tag along," Lolonoa quickly adds. "Witch, we're going to use that vine to swing across, got it?" He points at a relatively strong-looking vine hanging off a nearby branch.>I'm coming too!>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...>Other?
Rolled 84 (1d100)Stuff.
>>3486577>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...
>>3486577>>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...
>>3486577>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...LANCEBROS WW@?
>>3486577>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...>Pointedly mumble about how you could totally kick Zoro's ass and how they're gonna get themselves killed
>>3486574>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...
>>3486577>>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...>>3486574>Seeing such historical remains makes me... quite excited..."
>>3486574>Flashman playing the straightman, with Nami of all people.Whats next, Luffy discovers the true identity of Sogeking?
>>3486599Sogeking is Sogeking what are you talking about Anon?
>>3486579That's uhA big roll.
>>3486599>Luffy suddenly realises The Truth>"Guys, I know who Sogeking is!">crew's amazed he actually figured it out>good job luffy>nervous Usopp>"Sogeking is really that Marine Flashguy!">.............>>3486609Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup it wasn't good for you, hehehehehehFun fun fun, especially as it had a +20 modifier~
>>3486604Clearly what Arthur needs is a better disguise when he helps out at Enies Lobby.The mysterious hood wearing masked "Raiking".I really want that zappy froot
>>3486614Well then.Hello Eneru?Enel?...Eneleru?
>>3486614>Robin's face when>Flashman: "But if he's me, and I'm him, then who's flying the plane!Big roll. Big modifier. Looks like Flashy is getting ganked.
>>3486622Oh boy, can't wait for some Sekiro style lightning counters.
>>3486631Nah.It's time for Enel to die.And with Zoro and Nami gone we can let loose with our swords.
>>3486622Its an Angeru!
>>3486574>"Sorry. I never pray to God! I don't even believe in him, so why should I care?"He said it!/tips>>3486577>>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...Fluffball and the burn master, what could go wrong?
>>3486577>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...Robin already knows our identity so its fine if we let loose a bit. With that high roll its best to stick close to the woman who can AOE neck snap in a pinch.
>>3486664That shit won't work on Mr. "My observation haki is island sized and I'm made of lightning."Our best bet is going at him full force and hoping the metal cutting aspect gets him.And he doesn't dodge. Though we can Haki too.Nico won't be too much help if it is Enel.
>>3486676Yeah it won't do shit to Enel, but she can take down anyone less than him with ease and that's why I want to stick with her. Butterflies are everywhere, nothing canon is sacred.
>>3486686Killing Enel at the start of the arc will be fun if we manage it.Which we probably won't. Crocodile was probably better at fighting than Enel was because Enel has just been God Moding.
>unanimousYou slump down against the railings, torn apart by the dumbassery the supposedly intelligent crew are showing. "Guess I'll stay with Chopper and Nico," you mutter, despondant.An elegant hand grows out of the railings and pats your shoulder."... Thanks."After a quick bag-packing by the thief, they manage to swing over without too much of a problem. Lolonoa even lets out a Tarzan cry as he swings. You're not sure how you feel about that.Wait, no, you do. It's>jealous of the opportunity.>'wanting to gag him'. That's a feeling, right?>totally apathetic, you've given up caring.>Other?"We'll leave Merry to you guys!" Roronoa yells from the opposite... shore? Bank? He's out of range now, but you could only feel restrained amusement from him before he left, so you guess HE'S not worried, at least.The Witch Thief waves. "We'll be back soon! Good luck!""Don't worry about us!" Chopper waves back, looking-feeling cheerful. "Find lots of treasure! Come back safe! And don't pick a fight with God!""They're totally gonna pick a fight with God..." you grumble.Nico nods in placid agreement, but waves as well, as the two head out of sight."... So." You clap your hands, straightening. "Any idea how to fix a ship?">Roll 1d100, best of 3>>3486641Still have Chopper, who saw you briefly in Alabasta... but get him below decks quickly and it should be fine.And don't worry, guys, the roll was regarding Zolo.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3486707
>>3486709>jealous of the opportunity.Whoops
>>3486707>'wanting to gag him'. That's a feeling, right?
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3486707Brain powers go!
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3486707>jealous of the opportunity.>ZoloHe's totally figured us out, hasn't he? Oh well.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3486707>jealous of the opportunity.
>>3486707>And don't worry, guys, the roll was regarding Zolo.Ha! Eat shit Lolona!
>>3486707>>jealous of the opportunity.
>>3486707>>'wanting to gag him'. That's a feeling, right?
>>3486707>totally apathetic, you've given up caring.
>all those jealousy votes... Is there actually some strange, primitive instinct in the depths of the male brain that makes you guys want to whoop while swinging? Is it real? I thought it was a joke...?
>>3486718>He's totally figured us out, hasn't he? Oh well.We end up being another Sogeking, where the smart ones know but pretend not to out of pity and amusement.The darkest timeline.
>>3486741Grug want swing from tree
>>3486741One Piece is very scientifically accurate
>>3486741It's just one of those things that all men want to do.Like taking a piss of off something really tall.
>>3486741Swinging through the air on a tree vine is a man's romance!
>>3486749Or being told "Dude this smells like ass...Take a whiff". There are directives which must be fufilled.
>>3486753S-so manly...
>>3486744>>3486747>>3486749>>3486753>>3486760...... Dear biology, thank you for my inny-genitals. Love, BPQM.Also, tallying and writing.
>>3486770Remember these facts of life when questioning the inner workings of a mans mind BP. But dont delve too deep, lest ye become lost in the madness.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>5-3-2 for jealousy! Flashy is into a man's romance, I guess>81-50 = 31, pretty good!As it turns out, you know a couple of things about veeeeery basic repair, Chopper knows... less... but Nico has picked up a good bit here and there. She won't be designing a ship from scratch any time soon, but a life spent mostly at sea, plus a load of reading and an occasional look at Merry's schematics lets her tell you all at least a little about what HAS to be patched up, what CAN be patched up, and what's absolutely fucked.The three of you get about fifteen minutes of hammering and re-waterproof-varnishing done, before ->Roll 1d100, best of 3>>3486780I'll make sure to give you guys the opportunity to piss off somewhere tall, don't worry. Thank you for honouring me with these dark and mysterious secrets of The Male Mind, I will use them wisely.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3486813
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3486813
Rolled (1d00)>>3486813
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>3486813
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>3486813
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3486813
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3486813
>>3486813>I'll make sure to give you guys the opportunity to piss off somewhere tallFlashman writing his name in the snow is an acceptable alternative.
>>3486818This must be the work of an enemy devil fruit!
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3486813Honestly, the tall piss and ass whiff are less than universal.Tarzan yell vine swing, on the other hand, cannot be overstated.
>>3486813
>>3486840this is awkard
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>3486840>>3486845Options field. my dude.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>3486845>1d20Oof.Options field my man
>>3486829No, Nami stole the 1 from the hundred! That witch!>>3486840Options field, no caps, (dice+1d100) without the brackets, if you don't know.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3486845>>3486847sorry
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>3486818Rolling for President Funny Valentine to appear, thus explaining this tomfoolery
>>3486856Why is it that I only roll high when I'm doing it for nothing? Do the dice gods enjoy mocking me?
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>3486864I dunno, maybe they do.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3486864Rolling for Dice Gods mocking anon.
>>3486865>>3486868I'm getting mixed messages here.
>>3486865this is just sad now.
>>3486869You rolled a 92Another 92 and an 8 adds up to 100Answer is yes.
>>3486865>92>>3486864They are mocking you
>>3486854Good jooooooob!>>3486864Yes. Duh.>>3486865>>3486868Both of these add up to 100, so it's correct. Dice Guys enjoy mocking anon.
>>3486873I don't see any other way to interpret that, welp.
>>3486876>when even QM booli me
>>3486873Totally accurate
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3486883Should anon be bulli'd more?
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3486883I mean if the QM is bullying you not only must it be just, but it must be necessary.
>>3486909
>>3486883A-anon! I don't control the whims of the Dice Gods (praise unto them)! As their messenger, I merely interpret their will... :(You'll simply have to kill them and eat their Dice Dice Fruit.... Unless you're Fireplace. Are you Fireplace? Is that why they hate you?>Robin 29, lol>Flashy 70, not bad>Chopper is ChopperYour Haki warns you of a new presence, two of them, the second they come onto range. Trouble is, they're FAST - and flying, at that."Trouble," you manage to warn, dropping your hammer and standing to turn and face the giant-bird carrying some dude with a big-ass lance, as they swoop towards the Merry.Robin looks up, and you sense her emotions sharpen dangerously as she switches into a combat mindset. Chopper... reacts slower. And squeaks in panic.They'll be on you in a few seconds.>Draw Pistol-chan, shoot the guy.>Draw Pistol-chan, shoot the bird.>Grab one of your other weapons from your bag.>Other?
>>3486922>>Surprise Canonball
>>3486922>>3486923This
>>3486922>Draw Pistol-chan, shoot the bird.
>>3486922>>3486923>>Surprise Canonball(s)
>>3486922>Cannonball the bird.
>>3486922I'd like to chuck a cannonball if there's one within reach, otherwise>Draw Pistol-chan, shoot the bird.
>>3486922>>3486923+1 I cast cannonball!
>>3486925changing to this>>3486923
>>3486922>>Draw Pistol-chan, shoot the bird.Not sure if we can actually throw a cannonball without having to grab it first like our other weapons
>>3486923AAAAAAAAAA
>>3486929We got a few from the stock earlier, with Nami and Robin’s permission!
>>3486923+1
Cannonball>goddamn birdy>goddamn sportacus>>3486932I'll allow it because you could reeeeasonably have one out of your bag and within reach.
>>3486939>>goddamn sportacus
>>3486923ThisAlso if we do get the fruit should we like, make a fake ability up to pretend it's not as God Tier so HQ doesn't mess with us?Like something like a static static fruit which lets the user build up a super static shock that they can apply to their weapons or other people but not too much in quick succession or something.Then if we REALLY get cornered we can just "actually I was a logia this entire time!" them.Gives an excuse against swimming.Gives a reason as to not ending every fight spamming lightning bolts against enemies.Still lets us use some of our powers on an official basis. I seriously want that fruit.
>>3486939Time for Sportyboy to die.
>>3486939>>goddamn birdy
>>3486942I still can't believe alternate Flashy somehow got the Darkness-Darkness Fruit.
>>3486939>goddamn sportacus
>>3486958Wrong board my dude.
>>3486942I THINK the plan is to use magnetic powers as Flashman, do stuff like flying blades and rail gun fire cannonballs, and only break out the full power of lightning as Arthur.
>>3486955It's truly one of the greatest mysteries of the universe.Also if this Flashy gets the lightning fruit He's the Flashiest Flashy.Silvers Harry is the Non-Flashiest Non-Flashy.At this point we may as well just call the other timeline the Mirrorverse.>>3486964Just report and hide or w/e.
>>3486968>pass on Kidd's power>bootleg it with a far better fruitlmao.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3486958............ that's an impressive mispost.All right, my sides and dudette, you're aiming for GODDAMN SPORTACUSWho has more training and better Observation Haki than you, so let's see...>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for your cannonball!
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>3486987
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3486987
>>3486770Jokes on you we can pee standing up
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3486987
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>3486987>>3486977First, fuck Kidd. Second, hell yes, the Goro Goro is insane.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>3486987To be fair would even he expect cannonballs
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>3486987
>>3486994And now I roll the 8 to go with my 92, getting the pair with the other 92 and 8 others anons rolled for me.
>>3486997>>3486998>>3486999Hmm
>>3486997>>3486998>>3486999WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVERLOVING FUCKWHAT WHAT THE FUCK
>>3486999>>3486998>>3486997wut?
>>3486987Oh hey, good news everyone. Zoro isn’t here, so we can sword!
>>3486997>>3486998>>3486999Magic nice 999
>>3486997>>3486998>>3486999
>>3486997>>3486998>>3486999What the hell.Can... can we get a bonus for this?
>>3486942Disguise lightning logia as static paramecia?It would allow us some leeway with using the power but it wouldn't be op enough to garner too much attention. Like, bullshit that the charge needs to build up overtime via friction or something and then discharges in a singular moment allowing us to at best paralyze someone temporarily when we touch him and thats it. Something lackluster.
>>3487005Odds of that are one in a million. just like Conqueror's Haki
We could tell Smoboss about the fruit and why we can't show our powers, that way we ensure he won't send us to recover something to the bottom of the bay, or a lake or any kimd of still-water mass.As a bonus, just imagine his facepalms when he hears our bullshit excuses to why we suddenly can't swim nor touch seastone (we should have a small piece as a ring or something to restrain our powers until we understand the basics, or just train a lot while we are in the sky)
>>3486997>>3486998>>3486999This thread, and these post especially
>>3486993Joke's on you, I can bleed for days and not die... no matter how much I want to... ha... haha... :(>>3486997>>3486998>>3486999I.Um.Dice-Gods? Are you there? It's me, BPQM...I give a bonus +5 for double rolls, I dunno what I should give for three in a row...And they were three post numbers in a row too...And one was trips...Oh man.
>>3487018I'm actually the anon that kept rolling 69 last thread too too.Am I a prophet?
>ITT
>>3486997>>3486998>>3486999>Going against God>Summons dice godSeems legit
>>3487020ONE IN A MILLION ODDS BPQMONE IN A MILLION.
>>3487020WE HAVE ASCENDED
>>3487020It just a sign that Flashman is beginning to learn armament haki
>>3487027It's one in a millionIt's not armament that has those sorts of odds.
>>3487014FUCKING D'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>3487027Nah these odds are way too good for armament.Conqueror's or bust. We must defend cute mink kid with every fibre of our being
>>3487022Dice God's drink isn't a Pink Flamingo, clearly incorrect.>>3487024I'm terrible at math, can anyone with actually functioning braincells work out the odds of that? I'm trying to figure out what kind of bonus it deserves.I gotta say, it's gonna be a big one.
>>3487024Huh, is it time for Armament-sama to make an appearance?>Flashman's cannonball special
>>3487032Don't give us a bonusGive us the haki that has a one In a million chance to occur In someone.Fucking D bullshit man, this Is ridiculous.
>>3487032Why? They were kinda l8.
No conquerers, it makes no narrative sense for Flashy to have it
>>3487035That's not how the double roll rule works you silly goob
>>3487035I always award a +5 bonus if people manage to roll 2 identical numbers on a 1d100, even if they're late. It's just a little addition.Three identical numbers, IN A ROW, and with consecutive post numbers, one of them being trips... I can't NOT reward that somehow.
>>3487034>Kid in danger from minions of a God>Flashy's protective instincts flare so strongly he busts out the God Tier haki in responseGotta say the dice have been on point with the narrative for this entire quest so far. From our humble beginnings as a budding weapon's master and observation haki user all the way to us nat 100ing Fireplace. Heck they even got Garp's jobbing right.
>>3487032The fact that it happened in a row and 999 at the end makes this even more insane
>>3487041Yeah this, revealing amament to himself does though, and it's not like we don't know he has it OOC
>>3487032odds are 1/100 * 1/100 * 1/100 I think?Gives 0.000001or One in a Million.I think you're actually more likely to get struck by lightning.I think.>>3487041Doesn't his uncle have it?Isn't Flashy also a D.?
What if we get a hint at conauerors haki but no one realizes because it happens at the same time Flashman sees a giant pillar of fire heading to the ship and emits a manly warcry (gily screech) that seems to surprise/stop the bird (we say is a mating call or something)
>>3487047>I think you're actually more likely to get struck by lightning.>I think.
>>3487032Given any number n on the first roll, the probability of the next roll having the same number is 1/100, then the probability of the next one being again the same number is 1/100So we have 1/100 * 1/100 = 1/10000If we are talking about rolling a specific number three times, then we have 1 in a million
>>3487047>>3487041Both his paternal and maternal uncles have it. And Flashy is like 90% going to be a D. at this point thanks to Flashmama. Honestly Flashman has a solid base for Conqueror's to pop up at some point, and there's some evidence that Haki can be inherited when you look at Ace and Rodger.
>>3487047>I think you're actually more likely to get struck by lightning.It's not like there someone that can struck them by lightning
>>3487032Found It.This Is the chance of rolling 3 nat 100's In a row, or In other words the same roll 3 times.%0.00010000000002090091It Is In fact one In a million. Gib Conquerors
>"I'm not useless!">"yeah whatever go bake a cake loser, bye">GODMODE ACTIVATED: PROTECT DEER AND BOATfucking priceless.
Please no Conquerer's haki.Flashman is already bullshit enough as it is. we don't need to give him every goddamn thing in OP.
>>3487065If we're getting the Goro-Goro we're already becoming OP as fuck, so might as well take a page out of Flashman's book and commit 100%And if we're NOT getting the Goro-Goro a non-fruit Flashman needs all the help he can get to stay relevant in endgame. We have a Uncle to punch in the face at some point has the nerve to be super powerful, the dick.
>>3487075Honestly I really really reallllly want to grab ahold of some of Doffy's strings and conduct a massive electric shock through them.
>>3487075I never really got Conqueror's Haki - sure it let's you insta-win against huge crowds of mooks, is super rare and apparently marks someone who qualifies to be a king but...I dunno, it just seems so vague to me, like what is the point of having it besides going "lmao get bodied" to half an army?...Ah, wait, I just answered my own question didn't I?
>>3487079Also I kind of want Movie 13 to happen just so we can battle the actual user of the luck luck fruit>they touch us and steal our luck>"Ha! Now you'll be too unlucky to hit me!">Shoot at her with pistol>It ricochets all around the room after veering off course.>misses them both multiple times>ends up hitting her in the leg>"excuse me what the fuck"
>>3487079Or transform into electricity, travel through his strings and deep fry him personally.
>>3487087I meanLightning DF can just body an army as well.Chain Lightning bitches!>>3487091If his strings conduct then Goro Goro hard counters the FUCK out of Doffy.
>>3487047Yeah, base 1 in a million... and then in a row.... and trips... oh Seasus, I don't even know.I think you might just straight up take his head off with a cannonball.Motherfucker.As to Conqueror's Haki... I think I once promised to give it to you if you rolled three Nat 100s (not quest total, obviously, but in one call for rolls).Obviously, technically speaking, three 57s is still the same odds as rolling three 100s. Plus you've got the other weirdness of in a row, trips, etc.So... honestly, I don't want to give you guys Conquerers at LEAST for ages yet, if at all.As to whether, narratively speaking, you SHOULD have it... I don't know. We only know what other people say about Conquerer's Haki, and the 'Will to conquer' thing seems like bullshit or very open to interpretation to me. What is 'conquering'? Ace doesn't want to run around taking over islands. Shanks is totally chill. Luffy is... Luffy.Conqueror's Haki has two real interpretations for me - one, is the will to 'conquer' or defeat whatever stands in your way of insert-current-goal-here, two is that it's just straight-up, weaponised willpower. No conquering about it except for how you 'conquer' weaker wills by mentally bludgeoning them.So, does Flashy have that kind of willpower? I dunno. I think he might have the potential for it, but could he pull it out now? Is his determination strong enough? I don't even know. If there's a biological basis for it, he certainly has it from the Charlotte (and D) line. From the CD side? I don't recall his dad ever showing it.So.... no Conquerors for a long, LONG while, if ever.But you're getting a big Observation Boost. And as for the priest...This quest is bullshit.
i have found a work around so i can at least follow the updates. the downsideis that im doin so on a wii u... kill me
>>3487087It's probably Oda's interpretation of the 'Royal Aura' - all these flithy non haki peasants don't deserve to gaze upon the face of a king, so pass out already.
>>3487097Honestly I think if we are gonna unlock it we should unlock in an actual moment of peril.Doesn't Doffy have it?Maybe it's a recessive gene and he got lucky.
>>3487096>Chain Lightning bitches!>"Power, Unlimiteeeed, POWEEEEERR!"
>>3487097Flashman has the will to conquer the heart of every good dad in the world, also to conquer anything dangerous to his family.
>>3487097>I think you might just straight up take his head off with a cannonball.>"Chopper, I think I found something I'm good at!"
>>3487097>I think you might just straight up take his head off with a cannonball.>Alarmed Enel.jpeg
>>3487101If you haven't seen it yet, enjoy the bullshit.>>3487105I think I might say something like 'If you guys get 10 nat100s and are willing to give them all up, you can buy Conqueror's Haki'. I don't even know.>>3487111help, my sides>>3487116>luffy finds out what you did>flees from Arthur on sightAnyway, figuring shit out and writing, thanks for obliterating my plans again, ASSHOLES
>>3487119>"I'll use my Mantra to predict the future path of the cannonball!">there is no future>only cannonball>"oh shi-"
>>3487116Robin meanwhile is just terrified because they will probably have to fight Flashman in the future.
>>3487097I think Conquerer's Haki Is more about refusing to accept the world as It Is before you. You will reshape the world as you desire, purely by your own will. This Is only shown by knocking people out, but If you could defeat anyone simply by *willing* It, who could possibly stop you from shaping the world as you desire? That said, It seems there needs to be a decent gap In willpower to take effect, but theoretically If someone could reach a level far above EVERYONE else-No one could stop them. That's why It's so dangerous.It's probably understandable that you don't want to give It to us now and that's fine but at least down the road during appropriate circumstances It should eventually come out.And yes, this quest *Is* bullshit.
>>3487122Now that you've said that prepare for the next 10 rolls to all be 100.>>3487126Yeah, Flashy definitely won't accept the World Government's justice.And changing the system from the inside is impossible because so many good men have been Fleet Admiral and failed.
>>3487105>>3487097>So.... no Conquerors for a long, LONG whileFair enough - storywise the only time which gives enough peril and/or willpower for Flashy to bust in out is Dressrosa. I can see Flashman having a burning will to kick Doffy's shit in for killing his dad AND beating up his adoptive Smoke dad + brother. Plus isn't taking out a king essentially conquering his lands ohohoho~>will to 'conquer' or defeat whatever stands in your way of insert-current-goal-herePersonally I believe this. Luffy, Ace, Boa, Katakuri, and heck even Doffy faced life with the difficulty set on nightmare mode and made it out the other end in one piece.Rodger and Rayleigh literally conquered all challenges that came they way and eventually the world.
>>3487097>>3487126Mmm, that's kinda how I saw Conquerer's, yeah. The will to take your destiny and the world's destiny into your own hands, and to fucking do something with it.
>>3487097Statistics were never my strong point, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but my calculations come up to 1/333333 chance, or about three times more likely than one in a million, for three same numbers from 3d100 and a single instance of trips. I didn't count the fact those were separate rolls in a row because that would either involve looking at posting ratio and bring the chance indeed down by unknown margin OR in the end prove inconsequential, not really sure which.I can lay down the math in anyone want to point out my mistakes.
>Be Flashy>Notice Weird Haki Presence over the island>Maybe God>Decide not to poke it so he doesn't pay attention to us>Haki is saying something is heading towards us>Chuck a canonball at it>MFW I take some knight guy's head off>MFW he was one of God's Priests>MFW my plan to stay out of God's eye fails ten mintues after I come up with it
>>3487128Then there is KidWho is a massive cuntthat's ithe also has conquerers apparently.But he is dead.So nobody cares.
I FIGURED IT OUTShuya, the priest who I assume we just killed, puts people through the "ordeal of string">ordeal of string>stringNATURAL ENEMY LOCATED
>>3487122Went to go eat, come back to this bullshit. Flashman why are you so broken?>What if you wanted to stomp these three fools but God said CANNONBALL.
>>3487097>I don't recall his dad ever showing it.Flashdad doesn't have it but Flashuncle does, so that might count for something>>3487135To be fair, the Kidd we saw was a baby Kidd who hadn't even faced the grand line yet, and probably was still growing into his powers too.And in canon he's done some impressive feats to set him apart from the average joe.
>>3487126Hmmmm.....OKAY. Your actual score was 86. +15 for Haki, so 101. Then plus the Bullshit Bonus...>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)>You aimed somewhere crippling (goodbye arm/leg)
>>3487138Oh shit, I think you're onto something.Better clench hard DoffyDread him, run from him. Flashman arrives all the same.
>>3487144>You aimed somewhere crippling (goodbye arm/leg)Interrogation time.
>>3487144>>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)
>>3487144>>You aimed somewhere crippling (goodbye arm/leg)Think of poor Chopper.
>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)
>>3487144Anyone more familiar with one piece have any input on who this is and whether we should immediately snuff them?
>>3487144>Fatal Headshot!
>>3487144>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)We have Merry and Chopper depending on us. Protect Mode: On
>>3487144>>You aimed somewhere crippling (goodbye arm/leg)
>>3487133We kill the rider and tame his birdWe get a way in and out of Skypiea aside from traveling trough Den Den line with the Goro Goro (we just created fast travel in One Piece?)
>>3487144>You aimed somewhere crippling (goodbye arm/leg)Blow off a leg, I'd like to see him try fight/ride his bird with a prosthetic he hasn't gotten used to!
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>34871441 fatal2 cripplingIn Dice gods hands i leave this character fate.
>>3487144*ahem*BOOMOOMHEADSHOT
Can we just appreciate how fuckin terrified Nico Robin will be after this?This guyThis MARINEJust lobbed a cannonball at a moving target that you barely even noticed and killed/crippled him instantly.And he could probably do the same to any member of the crew except Luffy.But for some reason isn't.I can't wait for Enel to see this and think we're the captain.
>>3487162It seems that we aim for the head and end up blowing his spear arm off (YESSS spear)
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>34871441 Fatal2 Crippling
>>3487144>>You aimed somewhere fatalHeadshot
>>3487171Forget about my previous post, Iinked to the wrong one.
>>3487144>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)>>3487151One of Enel's priests. They pretty much follow his bidding and other than a couple of character quirks don't have much going for them. Probably best to kill him. Depending on how Enel's feeling this particular day, he might straight up destroy the priest for failing and the Merry would be included as collateral damage.I think in-story, Flashman's too worried about Merry's safety to consider crippling anyway.
>>3487144>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)>Captcha: BusIt may as well be captcha, It may as well be.
>>3487177You rightChanging >>3487147 to killing the chump.
>>3487144>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)
>>3487133....well at least we got a cool heat lance out of it
>>3487170>Robin's fw>Internal screaming>External screaming>Enel faces everywhere>Flashman: "Whew, I was worried there for a second. You okay Dr. Cutie? Nico? Looks like Zoro may have been right. Staying with the ship seems pretty dangerous."
>>3487144>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc
Rolled 25 (1d100)Vote remains open while I figure out your rewards. Also if you do kill him, that'd be a hilarious continuation of just shooting that guy in the bar. Arthur is truly a ruthless fucker..... Oh my fucking Enel, you also get a +32 Cannonball bonus and a +5 for throwing shit due to a trait. Motherfucker.Rolling for bird.
>>3487176And now I posted before ending the text.I was trying to say I'm not samefagging, I just misread the ID an though QM has rolled a tie breaker
>>3487144>You aimed somewhere fatal (head) No playing, P R O T E C T mode engaged.
If we keep playing this fatally, we're gonna be the Anti-Akainu. Legitimately Just, but just as fucking hardcore when the time comes.
>>3487193>25Oh, i forgot the cannonballs also explodeAt least they do in the movies...
>>3487193if this was a roll for US to get the bird, then I think we just decapitated the Priest AND his mount in one cannonball throw.
>>3487193>+32 Cannonball bonusWait, don't we already have like 5-10 Cannonball skill already?...Oh my god, I think we might be better at throwing cannonballs than we are fighting with our normal weapons (besides maybe our swords with the style bonus).
>>3487198I am okay with this.>>3487193Harry is challenging his father more then ever now. He's a loyal marine undercover as a pirate to spy on an infamous pirate crew. Of course he's at his most ruthless right now.
>>3487193That bird Is DEAD.D E A DE E E EA A A AD E A D
>QM sets plans up>ok so this guy is heading towards you on a bird>PROTECT MERRY MODE: TRIPLE DICE>Kills Priest>Kills Plans>Protects boatfriend and deerfriend.
>>3487198Fucking Akainu. I legit HATE two people in One Piece, Akainu and Teach. Let's show him how Justice works. Defend innocence. Show mercy. Punish evil.
>>3487201It was a roll for bird to avoid injury. It be fucked.Art-illery Art-hur, I guess...
>>3487200It depends on whether it's solid iron or got explosives in it or something.
>>3487210...oh no. Oh no. QM. Please. Be merciful. Don't let the flame lance fall into the clouds and be lost.
>>3487193>+32 Cannonball bonus>garp mode is now our best combat style>>3487203Our current cannonballs skill was 32 meaning it is now 64
>>3487193Hey BP does this count as quickdraw?
>>3487210Art-hurt.
>>3487215...hehehehehehehehe.
>>3487211You know the fun part, even if it has explosives, you need to throw it with the force of a FUCKING CANNON to acually make the cannonball explode.
>>3487214No.QM meant we already HAD that bonus.We're not doubling it just yet.>>3487215Oh no.
>>3487203Wait, I think I misread it. It wasn't a bonus to the stat, it was a bonus to the roll because of the stat.
I'm laughing at the idea that there's a anon in Strawhat quest screeching automatically because they voted not to recruit arthur, and is just going >"YOU SEE YOU GODDAMN MOTHERF**KERS??!?!! I fucking called it."
>>3487220Honestly, One Piece humans are really only second in physical strength bullshit to DBZ humans.
>>3487144>>3487177Alright then>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)
>>3487211It's solid iron. Usopp's good, but he hasn't quite acquired THAT level of weaponry just yet. They're technically still rookies. ... Ahahahahaha...>>3487214No, it's just 32.>>3487223Yup.>>3487215No, Quickdraw is guns only. You DO have a trait for throwing stuff though, which gives the +5.OKAY... tallying and writing.
>>3487228Well we ARE getting a bonus to cannonballs after this. Right? Right?
>>3487231Yes. (sob-sob)Looks for 14 for kill, 5 for cripple. Gee, so close. Writing.
>>3487193...Aw. Poor birdy.>>3487215I think we might be stretching the bullshit a bit much here...but I'll leave it up to the QM. Jesus fuck we are some bullshit.
I just can't get over the fact that we just lobbed a cannonball at a guy so hard that it took his head off despite him literally seeing it coming. It was that fucking fast.
>>3487244Here, to complete your set
>>3487246Imagine how fast we'll be when we're literally lightning quick...
>>3487259Here comes Garp 2: Electric Boogaloo.
>>3487259>So this is the power of Justice
>>3487264Do you think Garp will make us his honorary grandson?
>>3487271>we become garp's honorary grandson before we become smoboss's honorary son
>>3487273We're already his honorary son, it's just unspoken. I think you mean >Garp tries to adopt us before Smoboss can
>>3487269>>3487271It's a shame (not really) that marineford won't happen but>Akainu about to kill Luffy/Ace>SURPRISE LIGHTNING CANNONBALL takes off his head (doesn't kill because Logia tho.)>"oops I was aiming for Strawhat, teehee."That gets honorary grandson status, probably.
I just read through the archives, and I get to this. What the fuck, guys.
>>3487287Pretty grand, ain't it?
>>3487287You act like this is something out of ordinary
>>3487284Also I just realised a lightning cannonball would be double ineffective against Luffy even if it did hit him.Fuck Akainu.
>>3487287Welcome to the pure meme potential that is One Piece photographer quest, memeness levels not seen since Star vs quest.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3487284>Marineford wont happenAnon the dice will make Marineford happen. Fireplace is not allowed good things in this quest. He may have been better off being born as Ann instead.Dice gods, would Ace roll better as Ann in quest?
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3487315Maybe it would've been better if Ace never existed at all...
>>3487325The dice gods require a sacrifice, and Ace is apparently that sacrifice.
>>3487271Isn't Garp dead?, I don't know if Blackbeard killed him or Fireplace
>>3487325Even the Dice Gods recoil at the idea of NOT having Abs.
>>3487325Ace exist only to take all bad luck out of all other characters
>>3487325Clearly not the case, his existence is mandatory so all the bad rolls and bad luck can congregate in one place.
>>3487284:splat:>"Ah, dang it, I was aiming for Straw Hat! Guess I'm getting court martialed again!">"Flaaaashman!">:cue canned laughter:>That's our Flashman~!
>>3487332We don't know if he killed either of them, but I HOPE not. I like them both.
>>3487334They need their punch bag.
>>3487332I'm just hoping they were both just injured badly or something.Teach is a tricky bastard and you seriously shouldn't take him lightly.
>>3487343Oh dear god he's this quest's Yamcha.
>>3487339
>>3487350At least Yamcha beat Goku in their first fight.No...Ace is below Yamcha level.
>>3487370In this universe I don't think Ace would be AS popular among show watchers following the handcuff game and the burning the shit out of Robin's face.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>3487370Is Ace at least good at baseball?
WAIT SHIT WHAT ABOUT THE SPEARWE FORGOT TO THINK ABOUT HOW WE'LL GET THE SPEAR
>>3487398That confirms it,Ace is Oolong level at best.
>>3487403Knowing flashluck it lands harmlessly on the deck.
Rolled 39 (1d100)Will Ace kill us in the end?
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3487417Will we kill Ace in the end?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3487417No chance Fireplace.Will we laugh off his pathetic flames?
>>3487418...I must question the Dice God's definition of "kill"...
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3487429Will we make him not alive anymore?
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3487429>>3487437...Are we gonna kill him emotionally/mentally/spiritually instead?
>>3487439O-oh
>>3487418>>3487439Dice Gods have spoken
>>3487418>>3487439ANON.
>>3487452I'M SORRY
>>34874392x69I think they are trying to tell us something
>>3487439kill um sexually apparently.
Rolled 81 (1d100)Rolling for protecting Harry's Chasity
I'm pretty sure the toughest 1on1 battle you've had so far (excluding Klaus and Smoboss, who've been holding back) was Fop. Fucking FOP.>87 + 16 (not 15, I'm dumb) +5 + 32 = 138>138 + bullshit bonus = lol>I'm going to use that shonen roll I was given, enjoy your heat lanceThey're seconds away, even at their incredible speed. Fortunately for the three of you, it takes only a second to prepare - while Nico starts to cross her arms in some kind of obvious Devil Fruit-related manner, you kick a nearby cannonball up to waist-height and snatch it from the air.Then you orient your body, swivel from the hips, raise your arm, relax your fingers, and HURL --(Cannonballs +3! Observation Haki +2! DC lowered to 55! Haki range increased! Throwing Up (Low) evolves into YEET (Medium), improving throwing bonus from 5 to 10! General Fitness +1!)As you move, your Haki tells you all you need to know. He'll-move-here-here-here-not-there-here-this-speed-that-angle-this-is-where--when-how-you-need-to-THROWYou can just make out the two pairs of eyes begin to widen, the guy moving almost before the metal leaves your fingers, but you knew he'd see it coming and how to move so you already accounted for where he'd make the bird go and he saw how you'd change it and so your own target had altered and --And to be perfectly honest, you're better. Plain facts.(1/2)
>>3487457Thank you.Now uh...Onto a different subject.F r o o t.
His eyes have almost finished widening by the time your cannonball, a healthy spin on it, blows through them. The last thing that goes through his mind is... well. A big round ball of metal.The bird SCREECHES. It screeches goddamn fire, which sends a spark of barely-restrained panic through Nico's sudden blaze of terrified confusion, but you're less concerned about her than the bird which now has a blood-spurting, headless corpse spasming on top of it."Hm," you say, as it screeches in terror again, flailing as it tries to fly while getting copious amounts of delightful human neck-spray splashing into its eyes.It's like a goddamn fountain up there."Hmmmm," you say, as it mistimes its wing-beats, toppling from the dead-weight (heh, DEAD-weight) on its back, still blinded, screaming and spewing gouts of fire.The corpse riding it follows it in slamming into Merry's deck, though you quickly step in to snap the bird's flailing neck as it hits, before the flames can end up damaging anything. The human body slumps off it, gushing lessened somewhat. It's still going to take a while to mop the growing puddle up, you realize with embarrassment. Shit. You'll have to apologize to Merry later."Well, I doubt that was one of their priests, so one of them will probably be along next, when this guy doesn't report in," you muse, nudging Mr Spurty with your boot. He gives a twitching jerk as his nervous system gets the message about being dead. "We'll have to up our guard now, guys. ...... Guys?"You look back, paying more attention to your Haki as well as their physical state."NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!??" Doctor Cutie... is that some kind of mink language?Nico just twitches. A lot.Your Haki is weirdly blank as to their emotions. Chopper looks surprised though, which is no wonder. Guy sprang up preeeetty damn quickly. Nico's twitching, staring face is as blank as her emotions feel, though. Damn, she's a calm one. Could be a serious threat one day.>?????>>3487279>klaus sneaks in and forges adoption papers while garp and papasmo battle it out
>>3487466>>I'm going to use that shonen roll I was given, enjoy your heat lanceDidn't we already use that pretty much immediately after getting it? Unless you're giving us another one for the one-in-a-million rolls.
Probably some other bonus tomorrow, I gave up a little because so damn tired. Will reread tomorrow and consider.Its past 2am, and I'm getting up at 7 so if anyone complains I'll curse you with Ace luck. Good night, thanks for playing, and WHY, DICE GODS, WHY>>3487473I ended up not using it at the time.
>>3487478Night BP, hope you dont have Dice God nightmares.
Ahhhhhhhh I love ruthlessly practical badass Harry. Definitely the best version of him.
>>3487471>Im thinking maaaybe we should get a move on. God wont be happy about this. But first we need to loot...I mean, clean up the mess.
>>3487471>"Oh right, shit, sorry, I didn't really mean to have them drop down to the ship and make a mess of it. Like I said before, I only tried using cannonballs after Garp so I'm not that experienced with them!">Pick up the lance
>>3487043From now on, 57 counts as a crit.
>>3487497This but mention that we wanted to protect Merry from the fire.Jesus Christ the viewers/manga readers must be going absolutely NUTS at that display, imagine the censorship in the anime.
>>3487471>Nico just twitches. A lot.At that moment Nico knew, she fucked up.
>>3487471>>...Well I guess this spot isn't the safest after all. Maybe it's best if we leave the Merry so it doesn't get smashed by the next chicken riding Knight who decides to attack us.>>Grab the lance
>>3487471>"Oh right, shit, sorry, I didn't really mean to have them drop down to the ship and make a mess of it. Like I said before, I only tried using cannonballs after Garp so I'm not that experienced with them!"
I'm going to laugh when we assume Granfall is a hostile and cannonball him out the sky.
I don't think they know we killed bad guy from their perspective they may think we killed him for no reason we can explain ourselves via haki emotion reading bullshit
>>3487507This just in 4-kids bans Flashman.>HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS SEE THE NEW EPISODE?>God Arthur is metal as fuck>So when are the Strawhats picking up Arthur?>Finally a weapon to surpass Flashman. Strawhats may finally have a chance.>Yeah, of course he can surpass Flashman when he is Flashman.>This again? Get real. At best they're brothers.>Man fuck off, you'll see. You cant stop him, he's like a Terminator. Watch Oda make him a mecha superweapon from the past.
>>3487531Nobody charges you with a firebreathing bird and means "hello I am friendly."But...Jesus H Christ pirate Flashy is terrifying.Robin realises she maaaay have tried to fuck with the wrong marine.Lucky for her that we seem to have started liking the crew of dumbasses a little.
Can we add "The Man Who Makes The Impossible Possible" onto Flashy's nicknames?All versions of Flashy accomplish crazy ass shit.Silvers manages to steal Whitebeards dog and eat the Yami Yami no Mi before making a perfectly timed escape.(By comparison, Roger's son fails to hurt Whitebeard once for all of his attempts and can't even escape.)And canon Flashy is just insane.
>>3487542>Liking PiratesUgh.But, some of them aren't bad.>>3487471>So, should we clean this up first, or do you want to finish repairs?
>>3487560I think Flashy has befriended every pirate he's had a normal conversation with. And by that I mean the two aren't hostile from the start.I wonder how injured Garp and Ace are anyway.
>>3487512SupportPic related is how the viewers probably see Arthur now
>>3487478How dare youNo but for real, if you mean the one I gave you for Zoro fight than don't worry this was a cooler investment. Heat lance is cool.
>>3487560>Ugh.>But, some of them aren't bad.>Tsundere Flashman intensifies
Oooh.I realise why Robin is so scared.>alone with only the reindeer's help against who you assumed was just some out of his depth ensign>turns out the guy is a god damn combat monster and just yeeted a cannonball so hard it took a guys head off.>oh god, he knows I know >he can react and attack faster than I can use my devil fruit!Robin is coming to terms that she may in fact be absolutely fucked.In fact at this point she might even think we're in CP-9.
>>3487471Get spear feed dead bodies to sharks maybe they go away?
Are we going to loot the bird too?
>>3487631This isn't fucking Final Fantasy. It's not going to drop money or potions.
>>3487636Yeah, exactly.It'd drop phoenix downs
>>3487631Eh, not really much to loot on the big fucker.
>>3487471>Take the Hot Poke-stick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3hA90MsN5M
>>3487643I say we take feathers and make the most (unintentionally) intimdating Boa ever
>>3487636>>3487643IIRC it ate a flame dial.It also might be delicious...
>>3487643Holy shit that thing is fucking huge!>we casually walked up to this thing thrashing about and snapped it's neck.Ok yeahAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A beauty, ain't it?
>>3487471>take a pictureCan Arthur's bounty nickname be FLASHMAN?
>>3487696>Heat Javelin>JavelinIn what world does that look anything like a Javelin
>>3487702In Oda’s world.
>>3487697I’m pulling for ‘Lightning King’.
>>3487613Good theory, I have an addition to make.Back in Alabasta, she was nearly incinerated by Ace. She's got bandages on her face, and underneath are probably going to be permanent burn scars - she may or may not be missing an eye.And she just saw a giant bird that breathes fire as a method of attack.Most likely, she's developed a phobia of fire in addition to the scars from Ace.
>>3487721>Meanwhile, in Nico Robin's quest>Oh fuck oh fuck fuck! We black mailed Garp Jr.!>Dude, I'm fairly sure Garp at least tries to take them in alive. This guy? Not so much!>At least he...likes us? I think? I mean, shit, guy's so broken, he probably could've solo'd everyone, so why hasn't he made his move?>Somehow less frightnening than Fire Abs. I'm surprised we came out of that at all. On the plus side, more pity points for us! Yaaay!>It pretty much just translates to her internally screaming
>>3487778Kek
>>3487471>Everybody but Nico and Usopp thought we were a complete pussy that was afraid of fighting and the water>High ranking priest dude shows up on a huge, fire breathing bird, and before he gets out so much as a "How do you do?" we blow his head off with a cannonball and snap his giant mount's neckMetal. Also, the lance. Normally kind of useless, without some sort of mount. But as a marine, Rokushiki is a thing we can learn. And I can already think of a bunch of cool techniques and shit we could do by mixing the lance and Geppo. We could totally make some sort of Geppo based aerial lancer style.
>>3487915I mean, to be fair, the audience has no way of knowing that the dude was decently powerful since he literally did nothing but die.
>>3487932Nah, as appropriate for high ranking fodder, he had an introductory scene where he showed off how strong he was, ending with a menacing "I'll deal with them, God blah blah blah." Then it cut back to the boat crew.
>>3487471Damn, I go to bed, come back, and you've taken some guy's head off. Cool. Cool cool cool.>Scratch back of head and apologize to Robin and Chopper and Merry>"Ah, shit, I'm sorry, I got blood everywhere.... Uh, just- tell me where the mop and bucket is, I'll get it cleaned up quick.">Turn toward the main mast.>"Sorry about getting you all bloody and stuff, Merry, I just didn't want this guy's fire-lance-thing to get close and damage you more!"
>>3487915Plus if we do get enel's fruit then Flashman will have the ability to fly, that will work great with the lance
>>3487471>>?????>... Sorry. He startled me
>>3487471Maybe it was a bit gruesome to rip this guy's head off with a cannonball>Apologise to Chopper a Merry for the mess >Aquire new chil... Aquire new weapon>>3487915>aerial lancer style
>>3487471>support >>3487964Also add harry freaking out realizing that he probably traumatized a little mink child (lol)
How Flashman's family and us see Flashman: https://youtu.be/l0JnXdfoYpYHow the Straw Hats and the audience see Flashman: https://youtu.be/Jro_IzMFBbUHow everyone will most lilely see him by the end: https://youtu.be/VMOSHwEHIzEAnd with that, it's time to force myself to sleep, lest I go into work sleepy as fuck.
>>3487987...support.
>>3488036How Smoboss sees Flashman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1oSbK2j2_E
>>3487987this
>>3487471Voting for>>3487987
>>3488039Explains the cigars.
Hey, now that I think about it, what's the fucking point of putting a Heat Dial in a lance? Wouldn't the heat worsen the quality of the weapon and cauterize the wounds of our enemies?
>>3488098Rules of cool
>>3488098Fire damage, duh.
>>3488098Cook your enemies alive
Honestly ,fuck the lance I just want the heat dial.If you guys all want something long hard and pointy get yourself a spear, lances are useless
>>3487987I'm sorry, but I immediately thought of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsQ61tuU7T8Just think that Integra is Robin, Alucard is Arthur!Flashy, Chopper is-... somewhere in the background still replaying the cannonball decapitation in his mind and Seras is, I dunno, Cut-Chan?
>>3488151If we get the heat dial, add it to the Meteor hammer.
>>3488168If we get the Goro Goro no Mi the heat dial by itself is useless.Goro Goro no Mi can heat weapons.
>>3488173I dislike the idea of us getting Enels fruit. So as far as I'm concerned the heat dial is rather handy.
Odds that Robin is considering snapping our neck RIGHT NOW?God damn Flashy's inner Donquixote always coming out when he's killing people.>Hm.>delightful human neck-spray >Hmmmmmm>snaps giant birds neckChrist.
>>3488177Why?It can lead to so many fun situations if we hide having it.And if we fuck up and have to fight somebody too strong we can just go lightning mode.Also if we ever rematch Ace then we'd be ahem. Uhm.Hotter than him.
>>3488177There is just a problem with not getting the fruit:If we fight a really powerful DF user without seastone, we'll probably get killed or, at best, stomped (until endgame, when we will learn all the Haki types, techniques and weapons in the world) .If we fight a powerful DF user and we have a DF, we can always pull a "this is not even my final form" kind of thing and fight on equal terms.
>>3488197One in particular who might come to push our shit in is "My Zoan is actually a Logia" Marco.We'd probably need to just retreat at that point.And I don't fancy our chances on foot.
>>3487665To be fair, I'm going off the manga wherein it was... big, but not THAT big. Animators got a little over-enthusiastic there...Also, you guys haven't actually seen the Lance in action. How does it even activate? Is there a button wired in the handle to activate the dial? Beats me.As far as Flashy knows so far, it's just a big stabby thing.>>3487721Good catch, she panicked when it started breathing fire!>>3488098If they've just been stabbed through, Akainu-fist-style, it probably doesn't matter how much it cauterises...>>3488178happyfingerguns.gif :DGuess I'll call it here, can anyone tally while I take care of some other stuff? Looting Heat Lance is a given, whatever vote wins.
>>3488215>Get a move on>>3487493>>3487512>>3487587>Oh shit I'm sorry>>3487497>>3487507>>3487514>Clean-up duty>>3487560>>3487964>>3487999>Feed 'em to the sharks>>3487618>One for the scrapbook>>3487697>Spook'd>>3487987>>3488037>>3488064>>3488068>Apologies for the blood. And the trauma>>3487964>>3487994>>3487999I tried. Ended up having to generalize a bit, and add some of the votes to multiple categories, so just look out for that I guess.
>>3488217Gah, just realized I made two categories that are nearly the same. Shit.
>>3488219It’s good, thank you! Massive help. Writing now.>>3488039... Sadly accurate.
>>3488215>As far as Flashy knows so far, it's just a big stabby thing.Delightful contraption.>>3488178>Flashy's inner Donquixote always coming out when he's killing people.I think it has source in observation haki that requires Flashman to be cold and calculative.
>>3488215QM were you gonna try and make us fight against birdman with two panicking Strawhats. Oh wellMerry is protec
>>3488229To be fair, between you and Robin, possibly Chopper if you didn’t get him to hide, AND possibly Gan Fell, it was unlikely you’d lose anyway.But, uh. The Dice Gods look after cute reindeer and klaubautermenn, I guess.
>>3488215>Good catch, she panicked when it started breathing fire!Oh boy. Considering how often fire gets used there, especially by Usopp, that's going to make Thriller Bark rather interesting.
>>3488231They also look after Innocent-Of-Past-Crimes-But-Still-Guilty-Of-Current-Piracy Women.
>>3488233I meanCan't really hold that against her.>when I was 8 the government decided I needed to die and everyone I've known since then has betrayed me so I was forced to become a pirate.You can't just arrest/attempt to kill innocent people and then not expect them to run/resist.
>>3488239>You can't just arrest/attempt to kill innocent people and then not expect them to run/resist.Why not?! World government did nothing wrong!
>>3488239I know, that's what I was saying. She's innocent of Ohara... but she *is* currently in a Pirate's crew, so...
>>3488247But she's only IN a pirate crew due to the actions taken unjustly against her.>>3488245You know the WG would Buster Call Skypeia in an INSTANT if they found out about the Ark Maxim.The damn thing is basically a new legendary weapon.WG does a lot wrong.
>mix and match(FINAL BONUS FOR STUPID 57s: Any 57 on an Observation Haki roll automatically counts as a crit success.)You feel heat burn in your cheeks as you look at them, and scratch the back of your head awkwardly. “... Sorry. He startled me.” You try to nudge the guy’s body so his neck’s on top of the bird instead of the deck. It doesn’t really help.“Ah, sh-“ Wait. Kid. Can’t swear. “Shoot, I’m really sorry about getting blood everywhere, I didn’t mean to have them drop down and make a mess. Like I said, I only started using cannonballs after Garp, so I’m not that experienced with them...” You glance back. They’re still kinda stare-y and twitchy. “Um. Just... tell me where the mop and bucket is, I’ll get it cleaned up quick.”In a jerky but synchronized movement, Nico and Doctor Cutie’s arms swing to point at the galley.“Great! Thanks, I’ll just go, uh.” You make some frantic motions at the galley. Ugh, this is so embarrassing. You tug your cap low, and scuttle off to grab the mop, pausing to pat Merry’s mast on the way. “Sorry for messing you up,” you whisper quickly, as you pass.The cleaning tools are easy enough to find in their cupboard, well away from the food supplies. You fill the bucket from the kitchen sink, and add some cleaner as well. Oh, man, hopefully the wood won’t stain, Merry doesn’t seem like the type to be okay with that. Shit, should you have tossed the bodies overboard before you left? That would’ve lessened a bit of clean-up.Ugggggh, you suck. You messed up the goddamn ship and couldn’t even take one basic step before you ran off. Nice job, ‘Arthur’, you look like a total incompetent. Genius.“Back! Sorry again!” You shove the galley door open, tugging the bucket and mop out onto deck. The bodies are gone (courtesy of Nico, most likely), but your erstwhile ally (and Doctor Cutie) are back at work on repairs. Chopper gives a little jump-squeak at your arrival, but Nico pauses to give you a somewhat stilted smile.“No need for apologies,” she says politely, apparently not going to comment on the giant puddle of blood cooling on the deck. They’d propped the giant lance-thing up against one of the bulkheads, too, which is weird. Nico apparently catches your look. “There’s a button in the middle, connected to something inside,” she explains, while her many arms position planks of wood for others to hammer into place. “We thought it might be a good idea to test it before disposal.”Mmmmm, shiny weapon, yes.More importantly now, though, is cleaning up your shame. By which you mean mopping. A lot.You get to work, brisk as you can (ew, gloopy), uncomfortably aware of how Chopper is keeping his head ducked down as he works. You... totally just blew a guy’s head off in front of a kid, didn’t you?(1/2)
>>3488239t. Criminal scum
Oh, non-existent sky gods.You suck so hard.Everything is so damn awkward.>Leave it for now, focus on mopping.>Say something? (What?)>”So! Is anyone else hungry?”>Other?
>>3488036Saw this before my commute, it hit me about halfway through.>Pretty boy>Weapon collector>Kinda psycho>Horrible sense of fashionQuick Flashman, slick your hair back and embrace destiny
>>3488253>"So. That was weird and kind of sucked... Would something dessert-like make you feel better?"
>>3488256>horrible sense of fashionhow dare u
>>3488255What >>3488257 said.
>>3488254t. Akainu>>3488256>Looks like Proto Saber>Acts like GilGil also has sick tattoos he never gets to show off>>3488257Support
>>3488257+1
>>3488259Flashy would wear this unironically. Smoker really should be around to pick his outfits.
>>3488265If he attempted to, I would kill him off immediately.Good news, I’ve already planned for Tashigi and Mina to help you pick your new uniform if you decide to change now you’re a Commander. That gives you appropriate permission for both practical/stylish (Tashigi) and stupid-cool (Mina).
>>3488255>>3488257This. Nothing like homicide by decapitation to activate a sweet tooth.
>>3488257This, do we have any candy we can offer Dr. Cutie. Lollipops make everything better. As long as it isnt cherry flavored.
... Roll 1d100, best of 3 to search your pockets for leftover candy you may have forgotten.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3488272
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3488272
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3488272
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3488272
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>3488272Oh. I thought it meant we'd be cooking more macarons once we'd finished swabbing.But pockets sweets are good too.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3488272
>>3488271>give a doctor a lollipop to make him feel betterHAHAHAHA>>3488269Sooooon
>>3488272I'd rather make him some pancakes but whatever works
>>3487466>>3488256>>3488259>>3488265Guys guys, I have the best argument to get and eat Enel's fruitExcaliblastsBut wait, there's moreIf we Nat 100 the Excaliblast BP would (hopefully) give us Excali-YEET
>>3487403Dang it not again. IP keeps changing reeee ISP
>>3488284>ExcaliblastYesssssssssss
>>3488284pls stop tryin to make us unable to swimyou don't need a devil fruit to be a big cool guy
>>3488284>ExcaliblastsWe have Rhongomyniad now too. Can Pistol-chan Excaliber Vivian?
Reminder to ask Gan Fall for tips on using a lance if we get a chance to chat with the old man.Also, what do you guys think about slapping a Jet Dial to the end of the lance's handle? Just imagine it, we'd get super destructive thrusts with a set-up like that!
>>3488292Being unable to swim is hardly a drawback.Especially as Flashy almost drowned without a damn fruit.He carries around like a ton of weaponry that weighs him down too.Swimming was never on the table.
>>3488295Oh shit son, we Busou Renkin nao
>>3488284There’s five million reasons to eat the Goro Goro, and like four not to. Being unable to swim isn’t even one, since it lets you fly.
>lancefagsSpear or bust!
>>3488275BEHOLD THE CANDY KING>dessert + 90 candy rollOkay. You’re a cool guy, Fla- Arthur. You can comfort a child. A poor, sweet darling who shouldn’t have been present for the kind of trauma you just inflicted on him. Dammit.“So.” THINK, FLASHY, THINK. USE YOUR BRAIN-MEATS. “That was weird and kind of sucked... Would something dessert-like make you feel better?"You feel more than see Chopper freeze, twitch, then sneak a glance over at you. He looks-feels so nervous...“I mean, if it’s okay to use the galley,” you quickly add. “I don’t wanna presume. It’s just...” You slosh the mop around a little harder. Thankfully it’s barely had a chance to dry, so it’s washing out pretty easily. “I mean... if you want?”You try not to sound too pathetic, but Chopper at least feels a little more happy and confident as he nods. “That’d be nice?”“Sounds fine,” Nico calls. She sounds casual as ever, but feels oddly alert, even slightly nervous herself. Which makes sense, considering an actual priest might come after you sometime soon. You find it doubtful the ‘God’ somehow missed one of his lackeys dying.“Great!” You rinse out the last of the blood on your mop into the bucket, admiring the deck. It’s only wet with water and cleaning solution now, nice and shiny! Perfect! With the mop in one hand, you use the other to root through your pockets. You must have SOME emergency candy, right?Ah, there’s a lollipop there. Blueberry! Nice!“How about I make>more macarooooooooons>paaaaancaaaaaaakes>Other? (Must be fairly quick-ish. Yes, I know macarons take a while, Sanji showed you magic shortcuts, shut up.)
>>3488301>>paaaaancaaaaaaakes
>>3488301No bake cheesecake
>>3488301>paaaaancaaaaaaakes
>>3488301>paaaaancaaaaaaakes>For the love of God, and his dead priest, *dont* put strawberry sauce on it. Dont wanna traumatize Chopper further.
>>3488297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTjuAPFySdw>>3488309What if we put /blue/berry instead?
>>3488301Pretty sure it's still the morning, so...>paaaaancaaaaaaakes
>>3488310>What if we put /blue/berry instead?I always liked lemon juice and cherries on pancakes. Sharp and sweet.
>MORNING PANCAKESmmmmmm pancakes>Roll 1d100, best of 3
>>3488292Anon we carry a crap ton of solid metal weapons and the lightning fruit gives you flight, swimming is archaic and for plebians. Flight master race is a go
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>3488317
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>3488317
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3488317
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>3488317
>>3488321Solid pancake work right here, good show
>>3488324its fuckin pancake time
>>3488318You know what else we can do?Throw a cannonball and then jump inside it.A weapon to surpass Garp.
>>3488326It's pancake batter makin timeIt's pancake batter makin timeHeya, Heya
>>3488301PANCAKES
>>3488329The King of Junk Food!....Wait a minute is freaking pancakes the perfect bait for Charlotte!MamaLike we just place a plate of pancakes beneath an obvious upturned box trap and she falls for it
>>3488332She's dead man, happiness is not allowed on the S.S flashman
>>3488332>The King of Junk FoodBut thats not Borger.>Artoria Pendragon wants to know your location
>>3488327Jesus, I can’t give you the fruit now. Too overpowered.>77 + 14 = 91 good showChopper tenses up a little as you pass by him, but relaxes again into bubbles of sparkly joy as you pass him the lollipop. “I’m gonna see if there’s ingredients for pancakes,” you call back, tugging the cleaning equipment back into the galley.Now, then.Pancakes. Simple enough, right?As a matter of fact, it’s even simpler than you thought. Thank you, Cheapshot - the guy has a great selection of cookbooks, some handwritten, some published, and they’re well-organised, too. It’s simple to find a quick recipe, and even the ingredients are located in sensible places rather than randomly shoved wherever.You’re kind of impressed. Whyyyy is this guy a pirate instead of running a restaurant somewhere?Well, whatever - while the two work outside, you start mixing up batter, and finding some good toppings - lemon juice is easy, there’s plenty aboard to prevent scurvy. A sprinkling of sugar, naturally, and maybe some fruit... you shy away from the strawberries, and consider between blueberries and cherries.Maybe the cherries are too red...?Yeeeeah, some other time. N-not that you’re going to be making pancakes for Chopper again, obviously! You’ll be back on the White Mist soon! Just... theoretically.Ahem.Blueberries it is. He’s already got the taste from the lollipop anyway, it won’t mix badly with these.... Yeah, they’ve turned out damn nice, if you do say so yourself. Which you do. ... You wanna eat them all.(Cooking +2! Not a big increase, they’re kind of easy.)>Talk about anything while everyone eats? (What?)>Eat and get back to work.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for repairs.(Feel free to roll in a separate post than for the vote, no point rolling late just because you were typing up a vote.)
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>3488341
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>3488341
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3488341PAMCAKES
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3488341>"I'm surprised Sanji doesn't have his own restaurant somewhere, with how good of a cook he seems to be. Could probably rake in the cash *and* not be chased by Marines all the time if he did.""
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>3488341>Eat and get back to work.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3488341>Eat and get back to work.
>>3488349AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3488349yOU
>>3488341Talk about why exactly they joined the strawhats (specifically why is a cutie like chopper with them)
>>3488341>So God definitely saw that. What do you guys think we should do after repairs are finished? Should we stay here or try to find Zoro and Nami?
>>3488353Support. Tell us how much the government sucks please, Nico.
>>3488353+1
>>3488353Yes, Robin. Make us care.
>>3488351>>3488352Sudoku awaits
>>3488349eeeeeyyyyy lmao etcSERVES YOU GUYS RIGHT FOR THOSE 57sssss
>>3488353+1I will switch my vote to this
>>3488364I swear on all that is holy we WILL get that Conqueror's Haki goddamnitEven if we have to repeat that 1 in a million chance again!
Oooooooh, do you guys actually wanna find out Chopper is a real reindeer and not a mink? And that he’s older than you think?
>>3488341>>3488353Backing this.
>>3488369I'm surprised we haven't asked something to the effect of, "What's a Mink doing so far out of the New World?"
>>3488369Hey, it that’s what he tells us. He’s still fucking adorable.
>>3488369>finding out he's a reindeerLiterally only makes him cuter.
>>3488369Well in character we definitely wanna know about the cutie chopper, but In the meta sense I actually want flashman to learn more about nico Robin's life story and see the dark side of the world government
>>3488368Tell you what, if you guys actually manage to get 3 identical rolls in a row again, I will straight up give you CH, no questions asked. Alternately, still considering that ‘trade ten nat100-rerolls for it’.>>3488371Unimportant. Cute.>>3488374>technically not a legal ‘person’>this means you can legally ‘kidnap’ him>smoboss’ face when you return with kidnapped mink child and declare you’re keeping himWriting.
>>3488378>willingly kidnapping anyone>when we know how it feelsYAMERO
>>3488340She straight up says that Pancakes are Junk Food King anon. Bond 5Also Maid Alter come home ;_;
>>3488375I can see it already in anime form.>Robin talks about Ohara>Flashman remembers his talk with Smoboss>Did you want me to lie to you brat?>Yes...but actually no.>Yeah, I was kinda hoping the same.Alternatively>Oh my sweet Seasus, you cannot possibly be this cute Chopper>Wait, that means he has a Devil Fruit>Wait that means *he's* the big guy>WAIT THAT MEANS HE'S ACTUALLY A PIRATE>Meh, irrelevant. Cute is Justice!
>>3488378>>3488381Oh no. We've been pretending to be dirty SCUM for too long and now Donquixote Harry is becoming too strong!
>>3488382Isn't this the same "king" that had some sort of epiphany upon eating a sweet potato?LikeLiterally shocked by it.you better have read HA god damn it.
>>3488387...I-I-I have it on my harddrive at least?*Nervous Sweating*
>>3488387I just hope flashman isn't as horrible a "father" as the character he's based on (my poor baby mordred)
>>3488387>Isn't this the same "king" that had some sort of epiphany upon eating a sweet potato?Fun fact: I played through Ataraxia before I ever ate sweet potato.It made the actual experience profoundly disappointing. Sweet potato meh at best.
>>3488395You should try sweet potato pie. Though that’s pretty firmly a southern thing.
>>3488392>Flashman meets Not!Mo-san. Semi adopts her.>Timeskip happens>Mo-san joins the Marines looking for Flashman, boards the White Mist>"Chichiue! I found you! Look, I'm a Marine like you now!">Smokers face. Oh wait, he has no face. He thinks he's a Grandpa.>Tashigi in horror. How could Flashman have a kid. Does he just bud off and create more?>Mina is happy. She has a little sister.
>>3488392Proto Arthur is nowhere near as shit a parent as canon Saber.Proto is effectively better in every regard.He can even cook.He also doesn't want to make a stupid wish.
>>3488403Tbh Proto Seibah's kinda a Gary StuBut I still think he's cool for some godforsaken reason>>3488401>Mini MoedredI NEED THIS SO BAD
>>3488387I've goofed. Forgive me my king.Dread it. Run from it. Summer 2 still arrives Umu.
>>3488410As long as there are no talking pigs in summer 2 I will be happy. I can't believe they fucking ruined the event with the second part
>>3488405>Proto Saber>King Arthur>Mary Sue You don’t say.
>>3488418IRL Myth Lancelot is by far a worse offender>>3488417Demon King of the Sixth Blue wen
>>3488420Galahad is even worse then lancelot. He is lancelot but with no flaws
>>3488417Im pretty sure its a Mad Max style deathrace sorta deal. So probably no pigs.>>3488418Also, dont forget Lancelot from Le Morte d'Arthur is one of the oldest examples of OC donut steel fanfiction. Totally not better than King Arthur. That said, Arthurian legend is great.
>>3488421And Merlin is the worst of them all.>I'm a half demon with da bestest magic
>>3488421Bedivere best Round. Fite me.
>>3488381Uh, yeah? What’s wrong with kidnapping? It’s a normal occurrence, a little concerning the first time, but everyone needs to get used to it. How sheltered are you? Geez. Chopper’ll probably be disappointed he doesn’t get a sweet tattoo out of it.>so what’s a buncha pirates like you doing on a pirate ship like this“So!” You have to tug your collar down a little to eat your own pancakes, but you’re all situated out on deck, and Doctor Cutie’s more focused on his pancakes than your face. Plus, Nico already knows who you are, so whatever. “Why ARE you guys pirates, anyway?”Nico twitches. Again. Man, you’re starting to wonder if she has a problem with her nervous system. “I was given a bounty very young,” she says, which doesn’t really answer the question at all, but you look at Chopper anyway.He looks back at you, determined, as he swallows the bite of pancakes and pumps a tiny hoof-fist. “I want to cure every disease in the world! So I need to travel as far and wide as I can to study properly!”... Oh no. He’s still too cute. Doctor Cutie, how can you cure every disease when you inflict diabetes with your very presence?! ANSWER THAT, DOCTOR“eeeeeeeeee,” you whisper.“Huh?”“Nothing!” You cough. “But why do you have to be a pirate to do that? I mean, did you travel with one in the New World?”The two of them look confused. “The New World?”“Yeah?” What? “Where... Minks come from?”“Minks... I’ve heard of them.” Nico’s face clears in realization. “People with animalistic bodies, yes? Like fishmen, but with ground-based animals.”You nod, slowly. Does Chopper not know what he is? Was he abandoned out in the Grand Line, or East Blue, or something?“Oh, I’m not a Mink!” ... Are you sure? “I’m a reindeer!” He beams up at you. (Cutecutecute)Oh. Of course. A talking reindeer.“Ah, I see,” you say, not seeing at all. You cut off some more pancake. “A talking reindeer, yes. That makes sense.” That makes no sense. Mmm, pancakes. “So why piracy, again?”He slumps a little. “Well - because I’m... unusual... a lot of humans wouldn’t be safe to travel with... so I didn’t leave my home like I wanted to at first. But Luffy and everyone showed me they didn’t care about stuff like that!” There’s a growing fire in his eyes and emotions. “I’m an important part of the crew, and they respect me! Even if they don’t always rest up properly when I tell them to.”That’s Zolo, right? You bet it’s Zolo.More importantly... you can sort-of understand why Chopper’s travelling with the Strawhats now, but the backstory’s still confusing there. And no matter how desperate a pirate crew is for a doctor, who recruits a tiny deer kid?! Well. The Strawhats, obviously. But still.>Question the cutie further? (What?)>Return to the Many-Armed Terror (What?)>Other?
On a topic completely unrelated to anything, I’ve been looking at heights and Smoboss is 6’ 10”. Hat and Sunglasses are 6’ 1”, and thus also taller than you. Hohoho.Also I’ve never read/played/watched any of the Fate stuff, so no mini-Mordred, sorry.
>>3488427Why fight someone who is correct?
>>3488429In a nutshell she's like a dumber than Flashman tomboy with anger and daddy issues>>3488428Ask Robin if she really needed to get rid of the bird? That was perfectly good emergency rations!
>>3488429Totally understandable. As much as I love fate....its a bit of a mess.>>3488428>Return to the Many Armed Terror>So now what? Do we wait for Luffy or go find God and apologize?
>>3488428>Talk to merry
>>3488428>"So... wait for the others, or set out on our own? I don't like being a sitting target... but I also don't want to leave Merry alone."
>>3488435Support
>>3488432Quite the understatement there>>3488428>Wait, did you eat a human human fruit or there's a group of not-mink, speaking reindeer in the grand line?>Also what do we do now? We wait for Strawhat or...?
>>3488435+1
>>3488428>return to the many armed terror If you don't mind me asking, what is your bounty for at such a young age?
>>3488429>Seibah is 5 feet nothingDangit Mom why are you so short! My crew is making fun of meeeeeeee ;_;
>>3488427>>3488430I dunno, I got a soft spot for Gareth. Possibly because he literally defeated and assembled the power rangers to serve Arthur (Black, Green, Puce, Indigo, Red).
>>3488428>Return to the Many-Armed Terror (What?)>Are you going to finish that?
>>3488429What's Flashman height?
>>3488448a VERY RESPECTABLE 5' 11"
>>34884485’ 11”, I believe, I just grabbed canon Arthur’s height off a wiki.>>3488441Wait... if momma was 5’... and papa was...Then how...Never. Think. About. It.
>>3488378Based on how many rolls we did last thread, it would take ~81 threads on average to get it.
I can't remember Skypeia too well. Are we gunna miss our shot at killing Enel by staying on the ship?
>>3488432>it's a bit of a mess>game about wanting to fuck Female King Arthur but the Author didn't want to write the smut scenes so he had the artist do it leading to literal meme tier dialogue manages to become one of the biggest series that exists.>bit of a messUnderstatement of the millenia.
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>>3488451YOUR PAPA WAS 9'7½“ HOLY SHITHOW DID THAT WORK
>>3488449One more reason to get the electric fruitHover an inch off the ground.
>>3488458>"it just works"
>>3488458Devil fruit?
>>3488458So I might have missed it when it was said, but who is this papa and mama of flashman?
>>3488458>>3488461Not even Cora-san knows how Cora-san works
>>3488458Its like Final Fantasy XIV with the Au ra. Dont question it for your own sake BP. That said, Seibah is technically a dragon. Merlin magic fuckery. Chock it up to devil fruit devilry in quest.
>>3488458I dunno, but it's fun to think about. >>3488464Charlotte D. Artoria and Donquixote Rosinante.
>>3488455> D E F E N C E L E S SThanks Nasu
>>3488458When Flashy meets his biological father. Looks at him looks at himself. Where your genes tho?
>>3488458We just have a LATE GROWTH SPURT coming up.It's FINE.It'll HAPPEN SOON.Don't TALK ABOUT IT.
Also, rewatching the show, they make it seem like devil fruits are like a curse and the reason you can't swim is because even the sea is rejecting you, so they add this ominous air around devil fruits... and then proceeds to do nothing with it. It went from being a pact with the devil with mystery behind it to just being part of normal life.
>>3488451We are 3'' on Tashigi thanks gods.
>>3488451Saber Arturia had her aging stop when she was like 12 or something. An alternative version where she continued to age has her at like 6’4 with tits Oda would approve of.
>>3488458>smoboss, tashigi et al find your dad’s file>look at his height>look at you>make you have a full medical check in case of malnourishment>>3488463It turns out your mother was the last Rubber Rubber Fruit eater...>>3488464Holy crap, someone who doesn’t know. Looks like an anon answered it from you, anyway. Papa was decided by dice roll at the beginning (though it was secret until an anon figured it out) and momma was decided after much discussion.>>3488471Papa be dead, ain’t no meeting there.>>3488473oh no he shrank an inch
>>348847614 iirc>>3488477>make you have a full medical check in case of malnourishmentSugar is THE vital food group exCUSE you
>>3488477That's it! Sweets are the clincher! It would have been a rare and unusual treat to have back at the orphanage, and DAMN if you were allowed anything deemed 'frivolous' at the Academy. We just need to keep sweet things on our diet and our height will steadily increase!
>>3488477...you joke, but thy could be a half interesting link to Luffy, like our connection to Law through daddy dearest. The Will of D ties it’s bearers together in many ways.
>>3488469I didn't know a name for mom was decided on? Shouldn't it be more aligned with the usual themes of the Charlotte family first names? Like Chocolatta or something?
>>3488485I don't want to be a total orphan loser like Ace.Thanks.
Also, googling is failing me, who is Artoria, I know by the family name that it is one of Big Mom's children, but I can't find who specifically it is.
>>3488490An expy from Fate I think. Not a canon character
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3488489Dice Gods, do you hate total orphans?
>>3488490That's because Artoria is from FATE not one piece
>>3488487>>3488490Oh, is it an OC?
>>3488494>>3488492Ok. Was wondering how you got a specific height down for someone who was not a cannon character and QM didn't care much about.
>>3488485But if she was the previous then. Oh no. She must have died like right after she dropped us off. Flashmans past is bad for his family.>>3488487Im not sure if a name was decided yet. It may just be a place holder for appearance sake. That said. Id say something like Pann or Keiki
>>3488495I think the math worked out that, considering Flashy's age, there wasn't a good candidate among the Charlotte family that was in quite the right age
>>3488487I just use that name because that’s who’s image is used for her.
>>3488493>44Double death. The fate of orphans is to die.
>>3488493>4 is death>double 4 for Ace's two dead parents Checks out.
>>3488501Also there were no D.s
>>3488505I also don't know if actually being a D. was decided. I might have not been there! If it was, sick, if it wasn't, still cool.
>>3488504>D is the fourth letter of the alphabet>Double-DFireplace confirmed a boob.
>>3488509Yeah, a Charlotte D. Was what was decided, with the appearance of Artoria from FATE. No name decided, I just used Artoria because it’s good as any.
>>3488511Dare yee mock the son of a shepard Flashboy?!
>>3488475Law is 6’ 3” or 6’ 4”, apparently.>>3488481It’s too late for brain development though. Sad.>Hey by the way shall we stay here and ALL DIE HORRIBLY“So...” You finish off your own pancakes a little before Doctor Cutie and Nico, setting your plate aside. “Wait for the others, or set out on our own? I don't like being a sitting target... but I also don't want to leave Merry alone."Nico visibly considers, while Doctor Cutie keeps eating. You’re relieved that they both seem a lot more relaxed by now. Truly, sugar is the cure of all ills. There you go, Chopper, your dream is complete.“Between the two of us, I believe we should be fairly safe,” Nico allows, “although no doubt stronger opponents willing be sent next time. It depends on how quickly they decide to escalate.”“I think we should stay and keep working on Merry,” Chopper votes. “The others can look after themselves, and Merry can’t protect herself.”“But if we’re gone, the enemy will no doubt come after us rather than an empty ship,” Nico points out. “Besides which, we’ve already done much for the ship. This ‘Upper Yard’ could contain important things, which the others are too few in number to find. Especially with Mister Samurai’s sense of direction...”>Stay or go? Why?>>3488487It isn’t actually decided, I’ll find something sweet-based when the time comes.>>3488489:( I’m an orphan, anon... is that why my dice rolls keep sucking?>>3488503... I guess so. :(>>3488509It was basically purely because your rolls are total bullshit.
>>3488515>although no doubt stronger opponents willing be sent next time. It depends on how quickly they decide to escalateHa!Anyway we should skedaddle, who knows what could be on this island?
>>3488515>>It's better head out.>>They're going to be curious why one of their own hasn't reported back yet, and I don't want to start a fight so close to Merry. Plan C is to just carry Merry with us.
>>3488515>It was basically purely because your rolls are total bullshit.Gib Conqueror's Haki :V>Poke Enel Haki>THEN go A D V E N T U R I N G
>>3488515>>Go. If the attacks are probably going to escalate, we should take the battlefield somewhere where collateral damage is less important. Don't want Merry getting hit in the crossfire.
>>3488520And by that I mean "go".There might be a candy tree or something.
>>3488515>GoI'm not entirely sure if they would actually spare the ship but we're probably the priority target.
>>3488515>lets go on an adventure We should also make a little backpack to carry chopper in, tell him so that it's so he can watch our backs while out in the wild
>>3488514Fine vintagehttps://youtu.be/SEYNb0d9e3w>>3488515>Go>Because Tarzan screamBut really, I'm curious. There's bound to be cool stuff to take pictures of, right? Like, ancient architecture or something. Hieroglyphs?
>>3488515>Alright, then lets head to shore. Merry should be safe if we aren't here...Dont worry BP, Smoboss loves all orphans.
>>3488529>Roll to decipher>Robin's face when we intuitively understand something she spent years to learn
>>3488532I kind of want to accept that nat1 ‘reading poneglyphs’ roll as canon...
Hahaha!We're carrying around one of the priests weapons.Should we run into another priest they are probably gonna start worrying as to why we have it."Oh him? I decapitated him with a single attack"
>>3488529OH I FORGOT!Leave a note. Don't want the others to worry about these two when they show up. They might think we abducted Chopper.
>>3488533We should roll for it againI just like rolling
>>3488533nat 1 on reading is boring Nat 100 on reading and scaring the shit out of Robin is fun
>>3488537"Guess I'm accidentally a wanted criminal now."
>>3488533I would too
>>3488533Do it BP. Make Flashman illiterate. All the luck in the world with finding poneglyphs, but can never decipher them. Truly something from the Twilight Zone.Alternatively, give Flashy amnesia when he bashes his noggin into it. He believes himself to be the pirate king Gol D. Roger.
>>3488515>Go!
>>3488537This sounds fucking hilarious. Especially if it's Flashman not actually understanding the Poneglyphs, he's just guessing because of the nat 100.
>>3488533Or we roll for it again and still nat 1.If it's the will of the gods it will be done canonically
>>3488533Nat 1 for the Poneglyph could be kinda fun. Reading the Poneglyphs but giving the worst translation possible.Alternatively, Flashy destroy the Poneglyph accidentally would traumatize Nico and make her think we did it on purpose
>>3488548Poneglyphs are canonically indestructible.
>>3488549Flashman is the man who makes the impossible possible.
>>3488534Does it count as merely decaptiation when the head is not so much cut off as obliterated into gobbets of skull and flesh?>should i stay or should i go now doodly doodly doooo if I go there will be trouble doodly doodly do“I think we should go,” you decide. “If someone stronger turns up, we’re going to be the priority, and we should try to be away from collateral damage. Plus...”Two curious faces turn to you.“... there might be really cool stuff to take pictures of.”“........”“What?”“Well, it looks like we’re leaving,” Nico says, her own plate finished. “I’ll start packing emergency supplies, and then we can leave.”“And I need to do the washing up,” you remind her.“... Yes, that too.”Chopper still looks worried. “You think Merry will be safe?”You... don’t really want the God-wannabe to get Ideas if he can hear you. How to make Merry sound unimportant while still reassuring the doctor? “We’re way more important to kill than trashing a ship that can’t even move,” you tell him, reaching out to pay his hat. He doesn’t flinch. Yay!That seems to get his okay; which is why you find yourself quickly rinsing off plates, because you’re not an asshole who uses other people’s kitchens and then leaves work for them.>Roll 1d100 for wanderings>>3488549They never met Flashy before.
>>3488549Where there's a Flashman, there's a way.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3488551>because you’re not an asshole who uses other people’s kitchens and then leaves work for them.Arthur is murderous pirate, but a polite, professional murderous pirate.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3488551Inb4 ENERU
>>3488551>reaching out to pay his hatUm.
>>3488560In our defense, we weren't aiming to *kill* the guy, just injure him and make him stop charging at us with his lance.
>>3488556>>3488560Double 64s?
>>3488540But we do smoboss' papers
>>3488561I PRAY for the chance to get Enel. I want that fruit. >>3488551HEY LET’S SNAG A SNACK TO BRING ALONG, bring an apple or other fruit from the kitchen.
>>3488563You mean you don't pay your hat for it's service?
>>3488566And the pirate with no taste back in the bar?
>>3488575In my own defense, I voted to shoot him in the shoulder...
>>3488578We're just bad at aiming *wink*
>>3488578Once is an outlierTwice is a coincidenceThree is twenty-to-life.
>>3488575We were just trying to fill his guy with quality taste. Not our fault the euphoria made him die in shock
>>3488560>That asshole used my dishes>And WASHED THEM>Luffy hurry up and recruit him already! I can use the help!
>>3488584>tfw the rest of the crew eventually vouches for us as a new recruit>Luffy just picks his nose and says "Nah."It doesn't hurt. Not even a little bit.
>>3488581Does it count if they're Pirates? Cause then we'd be at one. The first guy was a dirty pirate after all.
>>3488563PatPAT his hatMotherfuckin’ autocorrect bullshit.>>3488566I assumed you were aiming to kill him and the falling on the ship was the accident.
>>3488590In also my defense, the "kill or not kill" vote was made while I was sleep. So I don't have a dog in that particular race.
>>3488590Flashman slept through anatomy back at the academy. "People can totally survive without their head" "Gutshots aren't both fatal and incredibly painful".
>>3488566? We clearly voted for a "fatal hit" there was an option to vote to cripple and we voted to kill. dont give that "not aiming to kill" bull shit
>>3488597Nah, he was awake. He just has a terminal case of Garp-brain after a certain cannonball "accident".
>>3488597I meanSilvers Flashy survived a headshot.
>>3488590Oh hey. My ID says fox. Clearly you guys need to adopt a cute cloud fox.>>3488570When will you guys remember the goddamn entire grove of tangerines? Like, even Oda is clearly planning something with those. And that something will involve a Devil Fruit, dammit.Update might take a little while, need to re-read a couple of chapteeeeeeers~And between you and the Luffy-crew, that’s two priests down, congrats!
>>3488604I'd believe that Nami's aura has infused the Tangerines and any attempts to take one would result in our Haki flaring up with a big DANGER-DANGER-DANGER-DANGER
>>3488604Nami would actually fucking kill us if we even look at those tangerines in the wrong way.
>>3488604>Nami's tangerinesWhy have I never realized this. Am I retarded?
Guys, incase I end up falling into a coma after a 12 hour night shift, I want to share this idea Luffy can hurt enel because rubber but can't hit him because haki Arthur can't hurt enel but CAN hit him, because hakiSo during that fight I suggest we beat a CRIMINAL SCUM with another CRIMINAL SCUM (pic related)for justice.
>>3488609Her tangerines do look round, plump and delicious. Just the perfect size for our hands too
>>3488607Oh so it's ok for HER to steal mementos of dead parents that happened to die tragically in a flashback to an arc villain but nobody else?
>>3488610I wonder if our bonus for using children as a weapon would count if we hit someone with Luffy.
>>3488610>Arthur can't hurt enel but CAN hit him, because haki>Arthur can't hurt enelYou sure about that?
>>3488610Honestly not a bad idea. Finally we can get some use out of Child Weapon Style!
>>3488613Well yeah. Tangerines are a pretty good snack. Plus anti-scurvy. What else would you mean anon.
>>3488618Not without a nat 100 he won't (so like a 50/50 chance)
I CAnt wait till Arthur watches robin utterly trash that big fat no neck priest. “So, uh... no smashing archeological ruins around you, huh? Got it.”
You know, if Flashy is Luffy tier oblivious to women that means we're also immune to Hancock.Just a thought.
>>3488620Of course of course. Just pointing out facts about very interesting tangerines
>>3488609Because they only placed emphasis on them ages ago and they naturally gravitate to the back of your mind. Then you get theorists with some encyclopedic knowledge of OP saying shit like "Nami will get the Snow-Snow fruit because Monet died and the closest fruit is on the ship" and it all comes flying back.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>3488606>>3488607She tried to take your compass. She’s clearly evil and doesn’t deserve good things.I hate to say it, but I think I need to re-read Skypiea AGAIN, because I can’t remember where the hell anyone was at what time. Considering Luffy-group also had Vivi/Kohza/Karoo with them, they probably got through their trial much quicker... hmm.Guuuuuuuuuh, friggin’ Skypiea, I hate this arc so much. The things I do for you, anons.Rolling for a poneglyph falling over and smashing you on the noggin.
>>3488628Should just read the wiki page considering you've already read the manga a day or so ago. Get a quick refresher.
Also question BP. Since metal-cutting is armament, but Klaus told flashy he doesn't know any armament, does Flashy know he can cut Logia's with it? Or does he think it's only good for cutting metal?
>>3488632>Cuts Enel>Wait. If I can cut him...then he isn't made of lightning! He's actually made of METAL!
>>3488625Nah. Flashy isn’t oblivious, he just has different priorities. He needs a family first. Then he can get a girlfriend so he can introduce her to his family.
It's really gonna confuse the readers when we disappear at the end of this arc.If the whole "actually a marine" thing is kept hidden from the reader.Skypeia is like the only pre-timeskip arc with no new Strawhats.
>>3488630YUP, that’s what I’m doing. Otherwise I’ll have to give up and break out Silvers Harry, and that’s even scarier.>>3488632He doesn’t know.>>3488636.... DAMMIT FLASHY
>>3488638>inb4 strawhats recruit Wyper and Conis
>>3488625>Flashy and Hancock meet>She kicks a puppy>You're under arrest for crimes against cuteness! What say you scum?!
>>3488637>flashy gets girlfriend>meets HER family>acquires new dadJust as planned>>3488640Every arc they get stronger and stronger and it's because of our own doing. We might as well be on the Strawhats' side...
>>3488642>Hancock turns us to stone cause we have more then 1 Brain cell
>>3488639>break out Silvers HarryCan't wait for Blackbeard/Silvers to both use their power at the same time in such a way that it tears open a rift between universes.>I FOUND YOU, FAKER>Faker? I think you're the fake Harry around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You 're not even good enough to be-">"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS"
>>3488651>implying
>>3488648You’ve now introduced Lolonoa to both Armament and Observation Haki. Nice going!Also>get girlfriend>acquire new dad>dump girlfriend, keep dad>move on to new girlfriend>acquire new dad>ad infinitum
Ol that made me laugh, infinite Dad works.
>>3488661>Get Shirahoshi as Girlfriend>We get Fish Dad>Also Sea King Bros
>>3488661But dice gods decreed that flashman isn't at all a playboy, rather he has a soulmate, but she is a pirate, who also hates fire,is an archeologist, and is an orphan just like him...BUT JUST WHERE ON EARTH WILL WE FIND HER!!??!
>>3488661>>3488669Shirahoshi perfect GF material confirmed
>>3488661>>3488669>Flashman creates a family of all species throughout the worldMust be that Charlotte blood flowing through his veins
>>3488670God I wish. Literally the best character in the entire series.
>>3488670Obviously after years of searching, long after these Strawhats have been dealt with. Heck someone might find One Piece before Harry finds a gf.
>>3488676Yeah but I kinda ship with her Nami, so I’m not really onboard. Hell, Oda ships Robin and Nami.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3488671>>3488675Chances of Princess Fiss for waifu
Okay, looking at the timeline... the Shandians shouldn’t be here yet, I don’t think... Luffy-group are together and I think out of the Ordeal... Zolo&Nsmi have probably found the ruins from Jaya...Okay.1) Ohm2) Gedatsu3-6) Dial7) Zolo why are you here8) Runaway Militia9) A MYSTERY10) Voter’s choiceRoll 1d10, we’ll take first three rolls and then vote for one.>>3488670it’s a mysteryHowever, your true soulmate is obviously Lady Luck, the Dice God who commands your fate.>>3488679Really? I always liked Robin with Franky.Also, eating.
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>>3488670>>3488676>>3488677You guys are trying to get her more scars courtesy of Enel aren't you?
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>>3488688OHM, GEDATSU OR A DIAL THAT I’LL PICKVOTE
>>3488688rip
>>3488681Yeah, mostly my argument relates to most art having them standing together, and the fact they literally pushed their beds together and sleep together.
>>3488690>>OhmI want his flying clothes
QM said she won't ship Flashman with anyone, ever (but we can ship them as long as is non canon)
>>3488690I'd go with Dial, let's not traumatise the walking plushie anymore
>>3488683Ohm>A fight>special sword with a blade of super flexible but hard Iron cloud, basically shapeshifting sword>>3488686Dial>whole host of random shit>>3488687Gedatsu>a fight>milky dials, shoots out clouds that let you fly around
>>3488661Basically this is all your fault bpqm. You say no to shipping but then give them such amazing tension and chemistry that it tears my poor shippers heart apart knowing that it'll never be Y U BULLI ME!!!?
>>3488690Let's go Dial
>>3488690>Dial
>>3488681>Robin and FrankyAfter getting through the timeskip I can safely say I like original Franky better. And Robin. Their redisigns dont strike me as nearly as good as the originals.Also, Zolo Peronoa best pair. Totally not cause Perona doesnt remind me of the best Bleach Girl. Even if the Fullbringer arc was trash.
>>3488690>Gedatsu>>3488698I didn't realize here, Gedatsu has a whole bunch of Dials in his possession, not just the Milky ones. One of them includes the Jet Dial.
>>3488698Eh, iron cloud won’t work outside Skypiea.
>>3488705Tbf MILF Orihime is W E W man
>>3488681>>3488708Voting to beat up Gedatsu and take his stuff
>>3488681>GedatsuI honestly really enjoy Gedatsu as a character so yes please
>>3488712Kubo is great. His character designs are always on point. He just needed someone to reign the KUBO in. I still havent finished the last arc just cause it was such a mess with too many people to follow.
>>3488690Im thorn between Gadetsu and a rando dial.Gieb Gadetsu, he has Jet dials guaranteed and some other ones, its worth the fight.
>>3488718That's not a problem here, Flashman will cannonball half the ark characters in five minutes
>>3488718Actually the reason the last arc is a mess is because of his editors making him rush it and fucking up his hand ;_;
>>3488694This isn’t true, I gave you a chance to seduce the shrimp. Poor thing’s heartbroken now!But seriously, I don’t mind shipping comments as long as people don’t get pushy about it.>>3488701Because I enjoy making people suffer :)Also it’s punishment for holding a gun to those abs. Those abs!>>3488705Best Bleach girl was either Tatsuki or Lilynette.Still eating by the way. Also just to confirm that in viewer-world, Flashy’s disguise is drawn so that it isn’t obvious who he really is. Was the Den Den convo shown on-page/screen? WHO KNOWS
>>3488690>GEDATSU
>>3488690>GedatsuI wanna see how he and Flashman rewct to each other. It should be fun.
>>3488715Gedatsu is the only one of the three I actually remember as having a funny character quirk. A singularity would form if Gedatsu, Luffy, and Flashman were standing together due to sheer denseness.
>>3488724I see you're a woman of culture BP. Tatsuki was so underutilized it hurts. Riruka just outdoes Tatsuki for me. Coyote best wolf.>3488722Guess that would hurt the arc quite a bit. Kubo is the best fashion designer tho. I'd wear Strawberry's clothes.
>>3488724>Best Bleach girl was either Tatsuki or Lilynette.I always knew you had great taste but this just elevates your standing even higher>Flashy’s disguise is drawn so that it isn’t obvious who he really is>all the crackpot viewer theories>"He's obviously Sanji's brother! I mean come on! Blond hair? Natural at cooking? Having super strong arms against Sanji's super strong legs? So obvious!"
Riruka is also acceptable. Good choice.Looks like 6-7 votes for Gedatsu and one and three for Ohm and Dial respectively.Gonna do a quick catch-up on Mr ‘I forgot to open my eyes’ and then write.
>>3488732His characters always looks amazing. The man was /good/ at designing
It just occurred to me.Do you guys know what the heat lance would be great for?Roasting marshmallows.Or roasting meat.Or making shishkebobs.Truly the greatest weapon there is.
>>3488750Its sad when something from Jump ends. Isnt there a sort of continuation and side stories done?>>3488751I hearby want to name the lance Flambe. Or should we save that for a Flamberge?
>>3488766There's the light novel series and last year Kubo released a one shot set in the same universe.
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>>3488771AAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HA!!always have a save or copy
>>3488771Do you still write the posts in-thread and not on Word or a Google Drive Doc?
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