Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who generously took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of One Piece Genuine Pirate Quest, our accurately named mysterious hero MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR someone managed to fill a whole thread in about two in-game hours. What the crap. Anyway, you also made pancakes for Chopper, effected some useful repairs to Merry, and prevented further damage by some crazy asshole on a bird. You also casually obliterated two priests, because the Dice Gods are madly in love with you or something. I don’t even know any more. But anyway... pancakes?We now return you to your scheduled idiocy.
>i like old things“Let’s go find your ruins,” you say. You’re still... maybe a little shaken? No, not shaken. Just... you don’t even know. Confused, yes. Guilty, probably not. Annoyed with yourself, maybe. It’s like you spent your whole life living in the same house and only just now realized there’s another door to a room you’ve never been in.You’re not entirely sure you want to open it.In any case, Nico and Chopper seem a-okay with heading off again before Sheep-Goat-Dude can wake up. You take the opportunity to loot- uh, SEARCH Gedeadsu’s corpse for any shiny Dials, though, finding several. You’re not really sure what most of them do, but it probably isn’t time to try them out and maybe injure yourself.(ACQUIRED: Two Milky Dials. Two Jet Dials.)>Choose two more Dials found on him, can’t be Reject Dial, and must be canon ones. https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Dials if you don’t know them.
>>3491505>>One Impact Dial and One Ball Dial
>>3491505>Impact Dial>Water Dial
>>3491505>Impact dial >Flash dial
>>3491525support
>>3491505>FLASH dial>flavor dial
>>3491505>Flash DialHa puns.>Tone DialSo we can dramatically leave the strawhats a final message when we mysteriously disappear~
>>3491505>Lamp Dial>Tone DialU-T-I-L-I-T-Y
>>3491541I'm changing my vote to >Vision Dial>Water Dial
>>3491505>Flash Dial>Water Dial
>>3491505>Impact Dial>Flash Dial
>>3491505>Impact Dial>Water DialI imagine our camera can do the job of Vision and Flash Dial just fine (though the latter, probably not to the same extent).
So looks like Ta-sis, papaSmo and SmolBoss are popular in general, with shades of Klaus and Garp, plus Chopper/Robin/Sanji...Backstory is still a way off, the Fop-stuff can be sorted when you get back... hmm...By the way, I also sorted out Enies Lobby! Then remembered there’s still Water 7 first, so there’s no point making any plans at all. Oh well.By the way, do you guys want Nami to see your compass? You’ll prooooobably be meeting up with everyone tonight for MANLY CAMPING, so there’s an opportunity there for more misunderstandings.
>>3491505>Flash DialOf course>Water DialIf this stores seawater we golden
>>3491578Nami doesn't get to see it. Not because she might recognize it, but because Flashy doesn't want her to try to steal it again.
>>3491578>By the way, do you guys want Nami to see your compass?Yes. I like the mutual awkwardness of Robin having Arthur's back, and he having hers.
>>3491578Nah, why would we ever allow the chance to steal it again
>>3491578>do you guys want Nami to see your compass? Nope
>>3491561But if we get the froot, we can attempt to badly pass it off as a flash dial.>Flashman....was that lightning?>No sir Smoboss! It was uh..a dial! Yeah!>So that flashy thing you got up in the sky Island...>Yes that thingm>Called down a bolt of lightning...>Uhhh, yeah.>And just so happened to electrocute an entire pirate ship?>Yeah, what part of this arent you getting Smoboss?
>>3491578>I'm searching for my totally not me handsome brother
>>3491581This isn't 4kids anon. Squirt guns won't suddenly become effective. Although...>water dial + Goro Goro no Mi comboChrist.
>>3491578>By the way, do you guys want Nami to see your compass?No. I'd rather Lolo and Robin be the only ones in the know.
>>3491578Yes. MISUNDERSTANDINGS HO! ONLY WE CAN LIE BETTER THAN USOPP!
>>3491593I'm thinking it can be used a a devil fruit user stun gun if we pack it with enough sea water - not enough to take them out but enough for someone to get the drop on them while they're out of it.Plus apparently they can store enough water in them to put out Enel's judgement fires, so useful portable water supply too.
>>3491593The one moment in which the Water Dial is mentioned is when Enel blasts the shit out of someone and there's a huge fire left behind. His priests call for A water dial, singular. That shit has to be pretty damn powerful, or at least it stores a metric ton of water.
I think we’ve got Flash, Impact and Water at 6 votes each...?Also considering having you give Sogeking your colliding-bullets from the Loguetown warehouse, to pass on to Usopp as a lucky charm, seeing as he’s apparently a marksman as well as a Captain. Hm.
>>3491505>Water dial>Flash dial>>3491578>Nami compass? No
>>3491584>>3491586I still can't comprehend why Nami thought it to be a good idea to steal from a Marine of all people. Did she not care or is she just that big of a kleptomaniac?
>>3491603>>3491604guess this makes it flash and water?
>>3491605Tbf she did just get freed from /needing/ to steal things. It was probably habit
>>3491602I would assume that as with all Dials, it depends on size. Seeing as you’ve pulled it out of a pocket, while it would doubtless store more water than it looks like it should (because One Piece bullshit), you won’t be filling a swimming pool with it.
TallyImpact: 5 votes>>3491515>>3491525>>3491534>>3491554>>3491561Ball: 1 vote>>3491515Water: 6 votes>>3491525>>3491548>>3491552>>3491561>>3491581>>3491604Flash: 7 votes>>3491534>>3491544>>3491545>>3491552>>3491554>>3491581>>3491604Flavor: 1 vote>>3491544Tone: 2 votes>>3491545>>3491547Lamp: 1 vote>>3491547Vision Dial: 1 vote>>3491548Water is at 6, Flash is at 7, and Impact is at 5
>>3491605She's beri-sexual. All matters are inconsequential before the might of fat stacks.
>>3491605Think it's a combo of she likes the challenge + FUCK THE MARINES
>>3491614Look at how that worked out for herIn a jail cell ohohohoho
>>3491615With Sanji of all people. She either learned her lesson or stepped up her game. Time will tell.
>>3491612Ooh, nice, thanks.Okay, calling it here for 1 FLASH DIAL and 1 WATER DIAL.Now,>Roll 1d100 for random encountersNo more priests today, anyway. Just to stop you from roflstomping the last poor bastard.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3491625inb4 1 and it's Enel
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3491625
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>3491612I hope we can at least get an Impact Dial later, good combination of defensive and offensive. >>3491625
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3491625
... Do we even know how to use Dials?
>>3491625I thought that said *FLESH* dial and was mildlt concerned. Also, average encounter, no more excitement today...maybe
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3491634Rolling to understand dials
>>3491638THEY JUST WORK
>>3491634Uhh, yeah totally. Just slap it on something and let it rip! Uh, how do they work again Robin?
>>3491612Damn, missed the vote. What does water dial do?
>>3491634eh, we can hopefully get a crash course before we get off Skypiea
Rolled 57, 22 = 79 (2d100)>>3491634You got a brief crash course in Conis’ home, though that was obviously less combat, although they explained there are more dangerous ones.You also gave the lance a quick test before you left Merry, so you know it makes shit real hot.Also, rolling for Zolo&Nami and Luffy-group.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3491638Rolling to turning dials on and off
Quick question. Was Luffy still saved from execution by the lightning bolt in this? Because if not then BEST BOY wasn’t inspired by him, and that’s just unacceptable.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3491646Rolling to eat the dials to gain their powers
>>3491645The jobbers are at it again
Rolled 23, 16, 42, 67, 8, 22, 69, 44, 43, 23 = 357 (10d100)Dangit diceTime to clear it
>>3491643It stores water, and the one time it's mentioned in canon a single dial was used to put out a large fire started by Enel. BP's ruled that it's effectiveness is dependent on the size of the Dial, so we'll have to test it out to see how much water it can store and how fast it can release it
>>3491647No, but he was inspired by SOMETHING, because Flashy read a news report that he’s got Sandai Kitetsu now. So swordsman-Bartolomeo is a thing, although it’s early days yet.
>>3491650I cant believe we're better pirates than the Strawhats.
>>3491658It's in our blood.
Rolled 84, 87, 28 = 199 (3d100)Stufffffffff
>>3491656>Swordsman BartyOh my god I can't wait for him to meet Cavendish now.
>>3491664>Garp just chucks Smoker into Skypeia
Rolled 2, 11, 27 = 40 (3d100)>>3491664More stuff. Also, eating, verrrrry quickly.
>>3491645...Is Garp going to lose ANOTHER grandson?
>>3491672OOF
>>3491672Oh shit, I hope these are enemy rolls
>>3491672ACE JOBBED AGAIN
>>3491664... These were Strawhats.>>3491672These were their enemies.Looks like they’re not total jobbers...
>>3491679oh thank god. I thought the jobbing was genetic
>>3491679Granted one encounter was really close.
>>3491683Probably nami
>>3491679Wow. the audience must think the enemies are jobbers seeing them all get stomped
>>3491689Except one that guy will earn respect.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>3491689To be fair, it was Luffy-group v those dumbass twins, and then Zolo&Nami v Yama. Mostly Nami rather than Zolo.Nearly done eating, will write soon.
>>3491702>Mostly Nami rather than Zolo.Zolo's roll was the 28? He's been deprived of so many cool moments. Wonder what his ranking in the popularity poll is in viewer-world...
>>3491711His inner monologue is just laughing Flashman. Its really throwing his game off.
Jesus we need to hurry and locate Enel before the Strawhats knock him on his ass and he runs away.Might have to disable the Ark to prevent him escaping.
>52, nothing muchYou continue on, letting Nico lead the way as usual, for over an hour of walking. The wildlife is... not overly aggressive, surprisingly, and Nico perks up as you finally reach what must be the destination - a remainder of old buildings, half-buried by the woods, along with some kind of writing on a massive slab.She consults a book to help translate it, while you and Chopper take a seat and wait.>Say/do anything?If you want a little practice with the meteor-hammer/Lance, you can do that now. Your Haki is currently off due to overtaxing it, but you won’t be attacked by anything yet anyway.>>3491711Yeah, I’m gonna say Zolo stepped back for most of that one. Naomi stepped up to beat the idiot twins in canon, here I’m gonna say she demanded to finish Yama. Nami’s stronger here than she was in canon, thanks to extra motivation for training.
You know it's almost too bad about the Eisen dial cloud sword. It's a straight upgrade from a normal katana but between Flashman's love of his personal weaponry(which I do really enjoy admittedly) and already having two swords, it probably wont happen. Zoro will probably take it too, since he probably needs a better sword right now, but on the off chance he doesn't and Flashman can get it, it would be a perfect gift for Tashigi. She would love a super special katana made of infinite clouds from an ancient sky island that she probably couldn't even stay mad at Flaahman.
>>3491724>take pictures of everything >annoy Robin by asking ""what's that" every 2 seconds >don't take the QMs obvious bait
>>3491724>try to read the big rocks
>>3491724>Ask Chopper if he knows what the deal is with Robin and ruins>"I'd ask her myself, but she seems engrossed in what she's doing."
>>3491724>meteor-hammer practice.
>>3491725Reminder that Cloud Dials won't work outside of of Sky Islands.
>>3491724>Try to read mystery writing>fail, then ask Robin for assistance
>>3491724>>3491733Supporting
>>3491724>take pictures discreetly.>try to take a picture of her notebook
>>3491724>get a feel for the lance while asking Robin about the ruins, it's interesting stuff.
>>3491724>Try reading the slab.
>>3491724>Practicing Meteor hammer near Robin's ruins.Sounds like a bad idea. Let's not do that one.>Test the lance out. Dont use the dial, Robin didnt seem too pleased with the fire breathing chicken.
>>3491730Also try to read >NAT 110 BBY
>>3491738>Ha, that one says Gol D. Roger was here!>Stunned silence>Uh, Robin? What's wrong? Was that a bad joke?
>>3491724>Meteor Ham practiceWe haven't been getting too much training lately.
>>3491724>take pictures of everything
>>3491724>>Practice with the LanceDamn, if we had our OH working, I'd try and bet on Flash Luck to use it on the Slab and activate The Voice Of All Things.
>>3491741I feel like we should try to at least get the translator, it may make Papa smoboss just start to just eat his cigs
>>3491724>take picturesGrow strong, Scrapbook-chanand also >>3491733
>mfw everyone seems to think this is a poneglyph when it’s actually just a shandoran artefact>mfw people pass up the opportunity to train their weapons when they’re probably going up against enel tomorrowlol okayCalling it here!
>>3491765>implying we need to train our weapons to defeat Shitnel
>>3491765>>mfw people pass up the opportunity to train their weapons when they’re probably going up against enel tomorrowWho the fuck do you think we are?!
>>3491765Sometimes the body needs rest. But the mind can grow while you rest. Or something.
>>3491765We already said we were using Ka-tan against Enel. And we don't need training, just Nat 100s will do.
>>3491774>Now watch us roll so shit against against Enel that we miss out on the Lightning Fruit
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>3491782Rolling for rolling
>>3491782I would literally die of heartbreak.
>>3491785OOF
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3491785Rolling for rerolling.
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3491790Rolling for bo3
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>3491792...And a hypothetical Enel roll
>horrible mish-mashYou snap a few more pictures, including of the massive... thing... that Nico’s reading. It’s just a bunch of squiggles to you. Even when you peer over her shoulder to peek at her notebook, it might as well just be pointless doodles.“Shandora...” she says, clearly speaking to herself. “So that’s the name of the city that was here...”>Speak to Chopper>Try to get Robin to teach you linguistic mysteries>Wander off and call someone with Mr Speedy>Other?>>3491774... I hate that relying on nat100s is a valid plan.Also, please remember guys, if you spend the crits earned from previous nat100s, you can’t use them to buy Conquerors...>>3491785L M A O
>>3491802>Try to get Robin to teach you linguistic mysteries
>>3491802>>Wander off and call someone with Mr Speedy
>>3491802I want to call smoboss but that's a bad idea with enel around >try to get Robin to teach your dummy brain
>>3491802>Ask Robin to teach you the myeteries of history>If she doesnt just stare at her until she relentsJiiii
>>3491802So it turns out that while what robin is reading isn't a poneglyph it is in the same language and points out the location of one. So maybe keep that photo on the down low.
>>3491802>>Try to get Robin to teach you linguistic mysteries
Rolled 15, 47, 64, 8 = 134 (4d100)Background stuffY, B, W(H), X
Rolled 14, 90 = 104 (2d100)>>3491820oh no
>>3491820who just jobbed?
>>3491824Mounting concern. BP my spidy senses are tingling. Oh nos are bad news.
>>3491825Xiaolong pirates...
>>3491835...yay?
>>3491835Looks like we're breaking them out of impel down. Unless they're dead. Please tell me they arent.
>>3491835Nooooo
Rolled 78 (1d100)>linguistic mysteries“Sooooooooo,” you finally say, while Chopper’s busy looking at various plants to try out their medicinal properties.Nico spares a brief glance at you. “Mm?”“I’m bored,” you reply, blunt but honest. “What language is this? What does it mean? Educate me.”“... You mean entertain you?” She smiles slightly anyway, “I’d say it’s hardly the time for you to learn, but there’s never NOT a time to learn.” Motioning towards the giant slab, she explains. “This is an old and little-known language, that mostly died out over the last few hundred years, as Government Standard became more universal. It’s really quite a simple language, one>Roll 1d100 for linguisticsRolling for background stuff.
>>3491835T-they're gonna be ok, right boss....r-right?
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3491851
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>3491851
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3491851
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3491851
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3491851
>>3491851Uh, update got borked but rolls are fine to continue... hold on, need to restart.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>3491851
>>3491854Wait. What's my id?
>>3491854Well I'll be. Maybe our boy has a mind for languages? Some people just do. Not me. I can't even master the one.
>>3491856 >>3491860Awww :<
>>3491861Its the power of bureaucracy and paperwork. Sometimes I forget we went to school for that.
>>3491864Oh yeeeah. I forgot. Flashyboy's book smart.
>>3491851>you mean entertain you ...muh heart and soul Why must you be so mean to me (Although don't take anything I say seriously, I'm not going to push you to do anything you don't want to, that's the dice gods job)
>>3491867I know right? Remember, even the great Smoboss pales before the might of our paperwork desk-monkeyness.
>>3491858OH THANK FUCK IT ISN’T BROKENTo continue, not that it’s important:“-really quite a simple language, once you’ve got a grasp on the grammar,” Nico explains, moving onto a quick lesson on weird rules and differences you’ve never even thought of before.>82(Gained Linguistics (Basic) skill +8! You still don’t actually know any other languages, but you have a better idea of the underlying structure of How Languages Work.)You actually prove to be a fairly quick learner, enough that Nico goes a bit more in-depth. You’re not exactly strapped for time, and she seems to like teaching though, so why not.Finally though, she glances up at what sky is visible above the treetops. “We should head back to the Merry. It’ll be getting dark soon.”A glance at your watch proves her right, even though she seems reluctant at the thought of not searching through the rest of the city.>Roll 1d100 best of 3 for getting back quickly/safely>>3491852Judging by that 78 I rolled... WHO KNOWSI GUESS THEY PROBABLY DIED OH WELL LOLOLOLOL>>3491867So does Smoboss...>>3491870... Did that come off as flirty? I’m honestly not writing anyone as flirty.Heading back now, update when I get back, uuuuggggghhhhh
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3491875
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3491875
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>3491875
Look at me
>>3491881Guy's I think there's a blank post here. Did someone forget how to roll.You put a dice+1d100 in the option field
Had an extra space dice+ 1d100
>>3491885Third time's the charm, I believe in you
Next post we need a roll, I’m ready!
>>3491894Ganbatte, anon! I believe in you.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3491894SHOW ME YOUR ROLL FACE ANON.
>>3491894ROLLFEEL THE LUCK FLOW THROUGH YOU
Rolled 94 (1d100)I'm not New Anon but okay.
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>3491917Not bad anon.
Hahaha, i have the power now.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>3491917>>3491911Yattane! Nice going, anons! I'm proud of you!
>>3491917\o/ Above average! We shall not starve, this Winter.
>>3491923What about next winter?
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3491925Rolling for food next winter.
>>3491928Truly, the tribe is blessed.Possibly by Stefan.
>>3491931There is but one Dice God and his Son is Stefan.
>>3491931We shall offer macaron to his idol and douse it with the holy pink flamingo. May the harvest be bountiful.
Rolled 75 (1d100)Rolling for quality of Flashman's muscular man bod
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3491935Second roll
>>3491935Flashman ingredients3 parts sexy1 part gooberJostle vigorously with cannonballAdd a pinch of paperworkAnd a cherry on top
>>3491935On point.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3491937Rolling for quality of Tashigi body now she's dual wielding.>>3491940He's certainly keeping that cherry...
>>3491942>>3491940>>3491935Flashman always remembers his core workout.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>3491943Oof. Let me try. Rolling for quality of Tashigi body if she starts tri-wielding like Zoro.
>>3491946oh my
>>3491946Well shit.
>>3491946OH SHIT!
>>3491946...we're still not allowed to lewd her. No matter how much we might want to.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3491946We can't waifu her can we dice gods
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>3491946.... rolling for Ta-sis to keep Wado.
>>3491946>Abs-solutely shreddedNice job Nee-san
>>3491946Truly, do we live in blessed times
>>3491946And now Three Sword Style Tashigi is Hancock tier. Your all welcome.
>>3491953RORONOA JOBRO IS COMING FOR HIS SWORD
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3491953Rolling for Twospaghetti to find DMC Yamato
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3491953Rolling for Zoro loosing his eye early while taking Wado back.
>>3491957AND FLASHMAN IS GOING TO GIVE IT TO HIM! (along with a top of the line sword maintenance kit)
Rolled 36 (1d100)...Rolling for Zoro to beat Mihawk to steal his sword
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3491953Rolling for Flashman's brotherly rage over Zoro beating up Ta-sis-gi.
Rolled 34, 15 = 49 (2d100)>>3491969Ta-sis vs Zolo
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3491969Rolling for the conflicting feelings of being glad that zoro got his sword back
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3491973Jesus he just can't catch a break. Rolling for Zolo injuries Higher is worse I guess
>>3491973Oh shit, Zolo has outjobbed Tashigi.
>>3491962>Strawhats board the White Mist>Tashigi: "Harry go get Wado. I dont want Zoro getting his hands on it.">Got it lieutenant>Grabs a seaman recruit to come with him>Picks up Wado. Hands it to recruit.>Hold onto this real quick Private Mosshead. Need to grab a few other things.>Zoro: "Yeah sure. This any other swords you need to find?">Nah, Tashigi already has them. Time is of the essence. Go give that to her while I make a fake and booby trap it.
Rolled 84 (1d100)Rolling for shooting Zoro in the back during his climate duel with Tashigi.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3491981With a bubble blowing gun
>>3491981>Zolo causes global warmingTruly a menace we must put down
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>3491984No with detective pistol kun.
>>3491969>>3491973Apparently you're going to be more angry with Ta-sis for beating up the rival you have dibs on.>>3491980Don't tempt me...Writing soon, BUT.Full Strawhats get-together tonight, you can have 1 Strawhat's backstory laid out for you (excluding Sanji's Germa stuff, and Sogeking would just bullshit you about Sniper Island). >VOTE FOR WHO YOU WANT
>>3491980Then we shoot pistol-chan by accident and activate one of smoker emergency jails and trap Zoro.
>>3491990>'Devil Child' Nico RobinMAKE. US. CARE.
>>3491990>>Nico Robin
>>3491990>>Chopper's backstory. Because God Damn It Hiriluk deserves to be remembered. https://youtu.be/zH1C86DKwgw
>>3491990You mentioned Nami being stronger. How so? Just staff fighting and physical ability? Or does she have some more tricks? She doesn't have her insane dial staff yet.
>>3491990You wont do it BP. I triple dog dare you.That said, learn about Chopper cause he's cute or Nami cause all we know nothing about her....except that she's a dirty witch thief.
>>3491990>Robin
>>3491995>>3491998guys. Robin doesn't even share her own backstory with the Strawhats until Enies Lobby forces her to. She won't share it here.
>>3491990Luffy, because to Flashy he is a mistery wraped into an enigma covered by questions (he thougth strawhat was a criminal genius)
>>3491990I'd be good with either Robin or Nami to show how bad the Marines can be.
Honestly at this point we should just kill her and move on.
>>3492005Right. Robin wont tell diddly squat. If we want to know we need the CP9 incident first.
>>3492010Uh.Anon-san you heartless bastard.
>>3492008>>3492005Mmm... I guess if we can't get Robin's story, then Nami's would be fine.
>>3491990>Lolonoa Zolo
>>3492008You guys really want Flashman to get angry at the WG and the Marine (and I love it, DRAMAAAA)
>>3491990Nami.Give us a reason to forgive you.
All you anons not wanting to know the story of a great man like Dr. Hiluluks. *Smh*
>>3491990>zoroGIVE HIM THE SWORD BACK or Robin either works
>>3492018This is turning out to be quite the eye-opening arc for Flashman. Smoboss was right. Learning the truth hurts.
>>3491990>Zoro
>>3492000General physical fitness, staff fighting, and a little something more, which I won't spoil in case you come up against it.Let's just say you kicking her ass with ease and having to be rescued by Dragon didn't reassure her much of her abilities.As for Robin, guys, she wouldn't share eeeeverything, but you'd definitely get a 'wtf do you think I did at 8yrs old, dumbass, Marines fucked me over' talk.Nami is full backstory, as is Zolo (which would involve Wado), Chopper and Luffy (except for Sabo-stuff and for who Ace's dad is). Sanji's would be about the Baratie. Karoo's would be a long and tragic tale based on his struggle breaking into the elitist Super Spot-Billed Duck Squadron, and his changing it into the meritocratic bastion of skill it is today. Kohza would talk about moisture-farming on Tattooine or something.
>>3492019Forgiven? Perhaps.Forgotten? NEVER.
>>3492031I guess change >>3491995 to Nami. We can learn Robin's backstory during Enies Lobby.
>>3491990>LolonoaGet the info about Kunia for some context when he next runs into Sis
>>3491990>Lolonoa
Trying to run a tally and failing, friggin' phone scrolling...Any last minute votes/vote changes? Vote closes exactly 2 minutes after this post is up.
>>3491990Zoro he’s the closest thing we have to a rival after all
>>3492043I'll switch to Lolonoa
>>3492043Seven seconds have passed! Za Wado! Goodbye Lolo!
TallyRobin: 2>>3492004>>3492008Chopper:>>3491999>>3492003Nami: 4>>3492003>>3492008>>3492016>>3492019Luffy: 1>>3492006Zoro: 7>>3492017>>3492024>>3492027>>3492038>>3492041>>3492046>>3492047>>3492043Have a tally
>>3492043Quig swidge to Zollo
>>3492055Noice, thankee.>>3492057Too late, but Zolo won anyway. Honestly, potentially the funniest option because... well, as you've probably guessed, he realised who you are.
>>3492067Oh boy.Fun.
>>3492067>well, as you've probably guessed, he realised who you are.Yeah, but is he gonna call us out on it or just drop relatively obvious hints to screw with us on purpose?We shall see
>>3492067Curses. How could he figure it out? We're a master of disguise!
>>3492078He's not enough of a dick to do that.Especially after the concern we showed for Merry.He might not know it but we are killing people to protect that boat.
>>3492067Yeah that's why. Let the hijinks commence.>>3492078>Call us outHonestly I don't think he will, if only because we tipped him off about Merry. He'll 1000% screw with us though.
>>3492067How'd he figure that out?
>>3492078Nows the part we reveal we have a twin brother we were seperated from birth by.>Inb4 Luffy thinks its Sanji.
>>3492089>He might not know it but we are killing people to protect that boat.Ooooh man, I hope Chopper let's it slip we took the head off of someone with a thrown cannonball. Luffy's reaction is going to be priceless.
Shit, he did? That means we can use Ka-Chan with no issue!
>>3492098I wonder what Usopps face looks like under his mask when we reveal we killed two of them.Hell, honestly we were expecting them to dodge.These priests are using Haki after all.
>>3492092He rolled high for a 'figuring out Flashman's bullshit roll' shortly after we had a heart to heart haki related thought like we did on the White Mist.Plus the mysterious hero Arthur disguise isn't that great when it comes to fooling people who already know Flashman's face.>>3492096>Twin brother Sanji...This is genius. Our nack with making desserts and being able to not piss off Sanji in the kitchen is totally proof of this!
>>3492101>These priests are using Haki after all.I don't think Flashman even knows that given they've died almost as soon as they've met Flashy!
>>3492096>>3492103>Brother Sanji...Okay, look. If Flashman DOES end up having a Charlotte as a mom, and the whole Cake Island arc happens?Sanji and Flashy would almost end up becoming brother-in-laws.
>>3492107Oh no he did realise. He just realised that his was better during the attack.
>>3492116Charlotte D. mom is canon isn't it?
>83, yaaaaaaaayIt takes less to get back than it did to get to the ruins, now you know the route. Goat dude is gone, you note, although... priest dude's body has just been left there. Flies buzzing around it.You look away.The rest of the walk back is fairly silent, until you get close enough to the Merry to hear noises from ahead.>Luffy, Sanji, Sogeking, Vivi, Kohza and Karoo are already aboard.>Zoro and Nami are already aboard.>Conis, Pajaya and Aisa are aboard.PICK TWO, the other group will arrive in a while.>>3492078The ultimate stress relief is fucking with your self-decided rival.>>3492082>>3492092It's actually something really dumb. You'll want to punch me when it becomes clear.>>3492096I'm actually setting up the potential start of another misunderstanding tonight for Luffy, so that'll be fun. This one requires careful handling.
>Zoro and Nami are already aboard.
>>3492125>>Luffy, Sanji, Sogeking, Vivi, Kohza and Karoo are already aboard.>>Zoro and Nami are already aboard
>>3492125>Zoro and Nami are already aboard.>Conis, Pajaya and Aisa are aboard.
>>3492125>>Zoro and Nami are already aboard.>>Luffy, Sanji, Sogeking, Vivi, Kohza and Kazoo are already aboard.
>>3492125>>Zoro and Nami are already aboard.>>Conis, Pajaya and Aisa are aboard.
>>3492125>Zoro and Nami are already aboard.>Luffy, Sanji, Sogeking, Vivi, Kohza and Karoo are already aboard.
>>3492125>>Zoro and Nami are already aboard.>>Conis, Pajaya and Aisa are aboard.The others have freaking Luffy with them, they'll be fiiiine.
>>3492125>>Conis, Pajaya and Aisa are aboard.>>Zoro and Nami are already aboard.
>>3492125>Zoro and Nami are already aboard.>Conis, Pajaya and Aisa are aboard.I want that Zoro side eye. Let the mind games begin.>Luffy misunderstandings.My sides are ready BP. Begin the Garpening.
>>3492121It is. No given name given yet. Charlotte D. Artoria is being used as a placeholder because that's her appearance.
>>3492125>Zoro and Nami are already aboard.>Conis, Pajaya and Aisa are aboard
Calling here, looks like the Conis group beat out Luffy.Zolo and Witch were an easy win.
>burn the wiiiiitch or somethingIt's easier to get back on board the ship this time, because it turns out that goddamn Pajaya and Conis turned up while you were gone (what the hell?) with a boat. And their waver. So that's... handy? Especially because Pajaya has some kind of dial that makes walkable clouds, so getting past the sky-sharks is easier.And they have a little girl with them, glaring at everyone. Okay.Somewhat more normally, Lolonoa and the Witch Thief have also returned - the former with a few scratches and bruises, but otherwise none the worse, and the latter visibly more wounded, although nothing serious.Doctor Cutie still rushes her off to look over as soon as the three of you get aboard, though.With Chopper and the Witch gone, the rest of you are seated in the galley, brightly lit against the setting sun outside."So," Lolonoa drawls, lifting up the note to show you and Nico, his other hand holding a bottle of rum. "'Gone to explore. Killed an attacker. Have a lovely day. Robin'. Real informative, thanks for that."Nico smiles. "You're welcome, Mr Samurai.">So who's the kid?>Hey, Pajaya, Conis, can one of you explain these Dials I found?>But DID you have a lovely day?>Other?
>>3492173>>Hey, Pajaya, Conis, can one of you explain these Dials I found?
>>3492173>Hey, Pajaya, Conis, can one of you explain these Dials I found?Always identify the loot first.
>>3492173>But DID you have a lovely day?
>>3492173>Procur lollipop for the squirt.>But DID you have a a lovely day?
>>3492173>>Hey, Pajaya, Conis, can one of you explain these Dials I found?>>Is it just me or are these priests...kinda bad fighters?
>>3492173>>Yeah, it was this one asshole with a lance and a giant firebreathing bird. I took his head off with a cannonball, snapped the birds neck when it landed, and then cleaned up the mess. >>We ran into a priest, and apparently he's just as bad as the priest I killed before, because I just shot him in the heart and he went down. Honestly I'm really thinking we've been overestimating how dangerous this whole place is.
>>3492182Supporting.
>>3492182Come on guys. You KNOW you want to see their reactions to us One Shotting two different priests.
>>3492173>explain dials >But DID you have a lovely day
>>3492182This
>>3492182Also this ++
>>3492185You're right. But I want Luffy here first for cannonball talk. We can reveal when they get back. Or Chopper can tell them how awesome we are.
>Hey, Pajaya, Conis, can one of you explain these Dials I found?
Rolled 89 (1d100)Background.Also calling for loot IDing.
>>3492203Enel no!
>>3492204ENEL YES!
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>3492213Enel no.
>>3492203Oh dear. So either Enel is keeping a close ear on our group or he's coming to pay us a surprise beating-*cough* I mean visit.
>>3492222>>3492218>>3492213>>3492204Oooh I hope so. God I want that fruit. I want it so bad.
>>3492222Nice quaaaaaaads>muh lootWhile Lolonoa scowls and Nico smiles back, you take the time to do something actually useful, by turning to the two Skypieans. "Hey, Pajaya, Conis, can one of you explain these Dials I found?"As it turns out, you have a pretty good haul - the two are certainly excited by the 'Jet Dials', which are apparently extinct. The two 'Milky Dials' are useful up here, but Conis is certain they won't work back on the ground, which is a shame. Maybe you can trade them for different ones?The Flash dial might be useful for something (though you prefer its name), while the Water dial DOES sound useful - fresh water? Sea water? Emergency Pink Flamingo? Perfect.As you'd guessed, the lance has a Heat dial in it as well; just heating the lance up from another source should make the dial recharge easily enough.Plus, it's a big-ass lance.A thorough explanation of all their capabilities has both Lolonoa and Nico listening in with interest as well, although whether they want some of their own or are just concerned about facing enemies with them, you have no idea.More importantly, you're fairly confident in using them now.(Gained better understanding of Sky Combat, aka trashing people with dials!)"I'm amazed you got hold of these Jet Dials," Pajaya reaffirms, turning one over to admire it. "Was it one of God's Militia who had these?">Uh, let's save story time until everyone's here. It's not really a big deal.>Nah, some Priest. He was a dumbass.>It was one of his servants, yeah.>Other?
>>3492263>Uh, let's save story time until everyone's here. It's not really a big deal
>>3492263>Nah, some Priest. He was a dumbass.
>>3492263>>Uh, let's save story time until everyone's here. It's not really a big deal.
>>3492263>nah just some priest
>>3492263>>Nah, some Priest. He was a dumbass.>>Though, I'll be fair and say the first priest was PROBABLY smarter then him, I just took his off before he could do anything so I can't be sure.
>>3492263>Emergency Pink FlamingoI'm willing to kill anyone for this>>Nah, some Priest. He was a dumbass.>>Died like a chump, like his other friend
>>3492263Actually Changing >>3492270To>>Uh, let's save story time until everyone's here. It's not really a big deal.
>>3492263>Nah, some Priest. He was a dumbass. >Let's save story time until everyone's here. It's not really a big deal. It's really not. Dude went down liek a biiitch.
>>3492263>Uh, let's save story time until everyone's here. It's not really a big deal.>"More importantly, do you know how to slap a Jet Dial to the butt of the lance?"
>>3492295Support
>>3492295support
>>3492295>>3492277+1 to combining.
>all will be revealed later"Uh, let's save story time until everyone's here," you defer/deflect/other de-words. "It's not really a big deal." Really, it wasn't. They were clearly over-reliant on Haki and cocky with it... which, to be fair, is a good lesson for you. You're getting by on it really damn well at the moment, but if you can't use it - or come up against someone BETTER in it - it's gonna be trouble.There's a reason why Haki is considered so important in the New World, after all. And you rather suspect this God guy has got you beat in the Observation department. Hopefully he doesn't have Armament as well... Honestly, you KNOW he knows about you killing his guys. Why hasn't he come to attack you himself, yet?Nico raises an eyebrow, but merely sips her tea - the Skypieans aren't too bothered, but Lolonoa seems mildly put out."Merry wasn't damaged in the attack?""No, no, I used a projectile to kill the guy," you reassure. "He kind of crashed down onto the ship, but no actual damage.""Mr Guest even went so far as to mop up," Nico says sweetly. You're 99% certain she's making fun of you, so you roll tour eyes and go to see what sweet things Cheapshot has in supply.>It was only polite, being a guest and all.>Was I meant to leave that in front of Chopper?>Maybe it's old-fashioned of me, but I don't tend to leave my enemies' bloodstains lying around as decoration.>Other?
>>3492320>Was I meant to leave that in front of Chopper?
>>3492320>>It was only polite, being a guest and all.
>>3492320>>Was I meant to leave that in front of Chopper?
>>3492320>It was only polite, being a guest and all.Chopper is a doctor so I assume he's seen his fair share of blood.
>>3492320>It was only polite, being a guest and all.
>>3492320>why ofcourse MS.robin, it is but the minimum curtsey that a guest should employ
>It was only polite, being a guest and all.
>>3492320>It was only polite, being a guest and all.Politeness is right next to cleanliness, or something.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>3492337He small. Must protect.>politest pirate to sail the skies"It was only polite, being a guest and all." You root through a cupboard, trying not to move more than necessary - there's some chocolate, but it's the kind for baking with, and you're not QUITE that desperate yet."Such good manners," Nico comments innocently. You manage not to flip her off. "He even fed us, too.""Mm." Lolonoa sounds utterly uninterested. "All right, so Merry and Chopper are safe, that's good. Now we just have to hope Luffy'll turn up soon - one of the idiots we fought said everyone else was somewhere in Upper Yard.">There's no guarantee they'll find us, especially before nightfall. Is there a way for us to make our location obvious?>I'm sure they'll be fine, they're a big group.>Maybe we should go look for them?>Other?
>>3492377>I'm sure they'll be fine, they're a big group.
>>3492377>>It is getting dark...want me to head out and find them?
>>3492377>>I'm sure they'll be fine, they're a big group.
>>3492377>hmmmmm, let's make dinner
>>3492377>>There's no guarantee they'll find us, especially before nightfall. Is there a way for us to make our location obvious?We could use the Flash Dial as a flare of sorts
>>3492377>>There's no guarantee they'll find us, especially before nightfall. Is there a way for us to make our location obvious?
>>3492377>I'm sure they'll be fine, they're a big group.>>3492403That makes me wonder, can dials be used to contain certain logia users? Like using breath/flavor dials to contain gas logias like Smoboss or that gas clown guy, water dials to store liquid ones like Mina or Hat, flash dial for that light logia guy etc.
>>3492433I'd imagine that logia uses could smash through any dials by sheer force - or just overload them.Then again, Nami DID trap the liquid-liquid fruit user in a glass jar in a filler ep...
>>3492433It's POSSIBLE, but stronger ones would likely bust out. >>3492444Yo Caribou was shoved in a barrel for a while.
>>3492444Maybe, but what if it was done voluntarily?Just slip few dials into your pocket and infiltrate some place, either sneaking or in disguise, both easier dome when its just one guy.When the time comes, click and you have a group of powerful logia DF users out of fucking nowhere, ready to wreck shit.This has potential, mark my words.
>>3492444Wasn't the mystery liquid logia in a movie?
>>3492459I need Kizaru chilling in a flash dial in my life.
>>3492459...hey now there's an idea. Someone sneaky infiltrates deep into somewhere they shouldn't be, like Caesar's lab. Gets caught by Vergo. Things look bad, but then they hold up their hands and Flashman, Hat, Smoboss, and Mina all pop out of dials hidden under arm wraps like fucking pokemon.
>>3492464He'd love it. He could be transported somewhere without having to walk!
>>3492454Caribou is fucking worthless though.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3492387dem cooking gainz >they can all die together"I'm sure they'll be fine, they're a big group.""Even so, the Priests are dangerous enemies," Conis warns, sounding worried. HA. Dangerous! Cute. What can they do, spurt blood at you real viciously? "There are wild animals out there as well, apart from God's servants. ""I doubt any of them are gonna get eaten," you try to reassure."Not the crew, maybe, but I feel sorry for the wildlife," Lolonoa comments, still lounging back with his rum. "Sticking Luffy here is one way to depopulate the place."Aha! A bag of chococlate-centered candies! Not great, but they'll tide you over.You settle down with one, just as Chopper and the Witch return, which is apparently the perfect cue for Nico yo start explaining the slab she'd found.It seems that they're looking for some massive, golden bell, although Lolonoa seems more interested in stabbing God - you suspect Strawhat wants both the gold and the God-beating.As such, tomorrow, she wants to go back towards the ruins and look in the center of town for any sign of it.As for you, you couldn't really care less about some old, gold bell. Of course, you'd also like to not get murdered by a so-called God, who's apparently got some damn good range with his Observation.Conis and Pajaya are insistent that the Strawhats escape back down below, while the kid, Aisa, is a sulky, silent little brat, glaring at everyone and everything. She's like the anti-Mina.Seasus, you wanna go home.... Huh. You called it home.>Screw this. Who wants food?>Let's go outside and make a signal fire, or something! They should spot that, right?>(Take a nap, recharge your brain for some Haki.)>Other?>>3492459Hmmmmmm......Sorry guys, my eyelids keep falling. Good night, thanks for playing, I'm gonna go sleep zzzzzzzz
>>3492433>logia pokemonTruly the most dreaded marine ship of all.
>>3492498>>(Take a nap, recharge your brain for some Haki.)
>>3492498>>(Take a nap, recharge your brain for some Haki.)night QM
>>3492464>BPQM: k roll to trap Kizaru in the Flash dial>DC 99>Nat 100Literally the only moment which may top us soloing Ace as an Ensign.Speak of Ace is he confirmed dead or is QM being troll again?
>>3492498>Screw this. Who wants food?
>>3492498>(Take a nap, recharge your brain for some Haki.)Enel SOON
>>3492498>(Take a nap, recharge your brain for some Haki.)
>>3492498>make food I want some dressrosa style tacos
>>3492505>AceIf hes alive, we need to get a time-out fire dial for him now, probably in exchange for those milky ones.
>>3492520If we get the Goro Goro we can literally *teleports behind you* and put Ace in the dial when he tries to shift into fire to get away.We can also Yeet the dial a fair distance, making the memeist possible version of Marineford.
>>3492532>Goro Goro lets you move at one third the speed of light. Mmm. Yesss. My desire for this fruit is getting to an almsot unhealthy level.
>>3492498>(Take a nap, recharge your brain for some Haki.)The more Haki we have, the better we'll fare against Enel.The better we fare against Enel, the better the chance we have of obtaining the Goro Goro fruit.
>>3492498>(Take a nap, recharge your brain for some Haki.) Need to be ontop of our game. Coming for you, Enel~
>>3492544Or we just wait for Strawhat to KO him and shiv him while he's downOr we KO him using Strawhat as a club...and shiv him while he's down2 D.s that's 6d100
>>3492550It's funny you said that, I was thinking of uhHaving Luffy curl up and using him as a cannonball against EnelTruly the most violent of cannonballs
>(Take a nap, recharge your brain for some Haki.)
>>3492599>Fastball Special on LuffyHonestly could be a pretty neat team technique.Also two D.s fighting together on screen for the first time even if the audience doesn't know it.
>>3492617>Two competent D's>Fighting together.That's a +1000 modifier at worst
>>3492617Yesss. Uh, I have a qustion tho. Are we really on their level right now? Most of our wins have been from cheap shots, sneak attacks, and surprises. Can we really match up toe to toe with the strongest the Straw Hats can dish out?
>>3492628I'm pretty sure our haki helps us bridge the gap. It is kinda being used as a crutch though.
>>3492628Our one hit kill attacks have been from attacks on people who can see them coming and should have been able to dodge.It's like if Zoro ended a fight in a single slash and it being called a "cheap shot".We've got decent Haki and are thus the best candidate for being able to somewhat fuck with Enel in combat while Strawhat is able to actually hit him.
>>3492537That's funny, because one of the only fruits I would even consider to get instead of the Goro Goro is Kizaru's DF (Flashy with the Light Light fruit, just IMAGINE IT)
>>3492642Unfortunately for the purposes of Flashy, Kizaru's fruit has a NEVER EVER chance of being obtained unless we betray the marines and kill him in a sneak attack or something.
>>3492642He wouldn't even use the power, he would just make everything sparkle and look fabulous.
>>3492644Garp almost dies in a brawl, never underestimate a battle in this quest (except against a priest)
>>3492642Eeeh. Pica Pica is basically Goro Goro but faster, and weaker in every other way.
>>3492537It also might be possible to actually travel from one Den Den to another because IRL they just convert sound to an electrical signal which is sent to the other phone.Make people terrified of answering their Den Den in case the guy at the end of the line is gonna give them 300 millions volts.
>>3492650when I say IRL I mean *phones* IRLNot Den Denswhich sadly do not exist.
>>3492650>>3492651Eh, Den Den's are SEA MAGIC, not electric, I think. But it's fine. Lightning moves KIND OF REALLY FUCKING FAST.
>>3492658It's a shame that this won't happen >*pilipilipilipilipilipilipilipilipilipili*>Doflamingo picks up>"Fuck you, Uncle.">Lightning bolt.>continually do this.>like twelve times
>>3492661:sizzle:"Ah, I see your nephew called again!""Ahahahaha, yeah, he's quite the precocious scamp, isn't he?"
>>3492125>It's actually something really dumb. You'll want to punch me when it becomes clear.Is it because we played the straight man alongside Nami when he was talking about fighting Enel? Most of our encounters have involved us scolding him, after all.
>>3492125>It's actually something really dumb. You'll want to punch me when it becomes clear.Hmm, my guess is that our subtle hints of being observed by God reminded him of our unintentional snark to Ace.
>>3493388Nah it's probably >"Man this guy is really chill about getting kidnapped-WAIT A SECOND"
Rolled 48 (1d100)Days before we get our seastone boots
>>3493558Oh yeah, that reminds me - if you guys do gets Enel's fruit, you won't be able to transform any seastone on you.No biggy if you're pretending not to have powers, but if you do turn into lightning, you'll have to leave any seastone behind.
>>3493577What about partial-seastone items (i.e. if we got those seastone-capped boots some people have mentioned wanting to get)? Would the seastone bits just fall off, or would the entire item be left behind?Mainly just asking out of curiosity/for future reference.
I think the fruit ideas are neat, but they'd have an awful impact on the social aspects of Harry's life.Considering he's coming around to the idea of pirates not being absolutely awful all the time, he might end up in a bad spot.
>>3493577>Oh no need to get to Enies Lobby pronto>Transform into lightning>Crack of thunder>Smoboss and Tashigi look towards where Flashman was>Nothing but smoking bootsOh no it's a 3 digit cigar day
>>3493583How so?We're gonna hide the fact that we have an OP fruit from the marines anyway. Between Buster Calls and Child Slaves it a wonder how everyone doesn't just join the revolutionary army.Mina was a WG child slave by the way.Similar to Hancock and her sisters, probably. The WG might be garbo but Flashy still thinks his crew are all good people.
>>3493586Hiding things from SmoBoss? Especially something like a devil fruit power? Good luck, in multiple senses.But even if Smoker gets brought in, the expectation is to use the power liberally on pirates. Specifically the Strawhats. Not that they shouldn't be taken out for being pirate scum, but if the White Mist catch up with them, it's going to be a situation where Harry can't hold back.Or, he hurts Dad even more by saying he can't fight (these) pirates anymore.Just a lot of different ways for things to go sideways with fruit powers
>>3493583I don't really see it, how?
>>3493591Thing with the Goro Goro no Mi is that you can easily use it to pretend to have a different power.Jobbing on purpose is a Garp tried and true tactic.Also even if we should fight them we can just dial the lightning voltage to minimum.
>>3493591Also >Hiding things from SmoBoss? Yes. Ace and Luffy being Garp's grandsons. Flashy acts far dumber than he actually is.
>>3493585>There truly is a God in this world.>Now my headaches will go away.>Alright, moment over. That was sarcasm God. Give my brat back before I have to throttle you myself.>Tashigi chimes in "Um, Commadore? Flashman is on Enies....and he's barefoot.">I am the Smoke of my Cigar. Cancer is my body, and ash is my blood. So as I pray UNLIMITED CIGAR WORKS!
How about we just keep the fruit and then, if we ever truly need it in the future, we eat it. Plus what's all this talk about NEVER being out of smobosses command, sooner or later flashman is going to be promoted further, then he'll HAVE to get and lead his own crew.I mean every chick must eventually leave the nest, we won't be able to stay with them forever, especially not if we actually intend to push smoboss to become the fleet admiral or want to have the power to change anything about the world government. If we want to
>>3493591>Arresting all of the straw hats>Somehow this is bad scenario
>>3493600Bad considering our feelings. It really, really, REALLY sucks when the people you're chasing are good people, but have still done illegal things.
>>3493599Eating it when we *need* it means we have little to no experience in using it. Training would be a necessity if we do get it and eat it... and Smoboss *is* already showing Mina the ropes of her (Logia? Paramecia?)
>>3493599>only eat the fruit when it's neededThis is begging for shit to go wrong. Not many options to eat a big fruit in a fightAnd a Strawhat might steal it.How about.We eat the fruitBut only reveal the powers when we absolutely must?Training in using it jn secret will be enough of a pain, never mind trying to use a fruit perfectly immediately after eating it.
>>3493606It's a Logia.An absolutely terrifying one if it can control other people's blood too.
>>3493593Okay>1. Don't tell SmobossSuddenly Flashman has to jump through an inordinate amount of hoops to keep his power hidden. There was a whole slew of 'amusing' greentexts about avoiding any water-related marine activities in previous threads. It's going to come out eventually.Alternatively >>3493594 and pretend it's just another power leads to the whole mess where, if it ever gets revealed it's a logia, people will be pissed. And Flashman's on a ship with another logia user, so it's not something we can bite our tongue on like in >>3493595 because it's something to live with day in and day out. I don't know if you can turn that stuff on and off or not, but it's only a matter of time until Smoker finds out. And then it's point 2 + disappointed dad.>2. Tell Boss, keep secret anywaySmoBoss would probably be okay with this, but only as long as Harry uses use it for protecting the crew/furthering justice. When it comes down to it though, he'll be expected to cast Lightning Bolt on the Strawhats. Which again, is kind of like Flashman's job >>3493600 but also it's kind of an increasing grey area for him right now.All I mean is that this pre-planning/joking going on about other arcs might get cut short by Flashman being too OP for OPDoes that follow?
>>3493610If we don't eat it we still have to lie about having it.Otherwise it just gets taken away by Marine HQ.
>>3493607Especially with Klaus the Disney Princess and his army of sword-mice. How in the name of Seasus are we going to hide that from him? But, hobodad is such a shit he may go out of his way to help us just to fuck with Smoboss. Plus it means he can go full tilt in training. Lord have mercy.
>>3493613Easiest way to win is not to play.
>>3493615?????No.
>>3493610I have to agree with this.
All of this is assuming we A) manage to kill Enel in the first place, B) are still in a fit state to do anything following the fight, C) happen to find, identify and grab the damn fruit before anyone else, and D) actually get a chance to eat it before things get chaotic and we end up losing it.That's a lot of assumptions.
>>3493618Okay.I honestly don't know if BP would put Flashman through the wringer like that, but lies aren't good for a family. And lies always get found out eventually.
>>3493625Actually only step 1 needs to be accomplished Step 2-4 were resolved by somebody saying they would spend a Nat100 point on it if the consensus was eating the fruit.Most consensus is eating it.
>>3493591>Hiding things from SmoBoss?Nah it'll be like another Mina senario where we tell him and Klaus, but otherwise keep it a secret from everyone else.Flashy is only at risk of transfer if anyone else but his dad's get wind that he has the Goro-Goro.
>>3493598>Epic final fight in Enies Lobby>Hey what's that>There's a growing shadow eclipsing everything>Ominous crack of thunder>Smoboss is so filled with RAEG he just upped and picked up his boat and flew to Enies Lobby>Hey where did Arthur go
>>3493577Stay strong lads. The spider wishes to divide us and keep us from UNLIMITED POWER
Also it's unlikely we're gonna be asked to do much swimming anyway. Four Swords (well 3 and a Jitte) a gun, 2 cannonballs on a chain and two chained fans And we almost drowned already anyway.Not being able to swim isn't an issue when you can fly.
Reminder, guys. The Goro Goro has SO MUCH POWER we can literally pass it off as like a dozen different fruits. Hell, we could fake it being Kidd's fruit with little issue. >>3493648Point here. We carry so many weapons we're unlikely to be swimming about, especially since we're now a proper officer and will be wearing a suit and such.
>>3493581Seastone caps will be touching the boot itself, so... I'm going to say you couldn't transform the boots. Smoboss has a seastone tipped jitte but he doesn't transform ANY of it. Not sure if it's because it's impossible or just not much reason for it, but that's what I'm going with.>>3493595And letting Thursday go...>>3493599It's pretty simple, just repeatedly force Smoboss up in rank before you!... Actually now I think about it, Tashigi is still with him when he's a Vice-Admiral, so that's a legimitate strategy.>>3493614I'm gonna nip this in the bud here, sadly Klaus does NOT have an army of sword-wielding rodents. He may have one. If that's not TOO stupid. Maybe. As everyone knows, this quest is the height of seriousness and maturity.As for everything else... ASSUMING Enel dies (which he still might not), and assuming you vote to eat the Fruit...The first consideration is whether or not to let the Strawhats know you ate it, because if they know Arthur ate it and then Flashy turns up with it, it either blows your cover or they think you killed Arthur (except for Robin and Zoro, who find it hilarious).Second, while Mina is a separate issue, Smoboss IS keeping your Haki abilities secret. Let's face it, he'd totally keep a Logia secret too. Fuck the Brass. Would he expect you to use it against the Strawhats? That's for you guys to contemplate and figure out the angles for. I foresee a long conversation with Smoboss when you get back anyway, regardless of Lightning powers.There are going to be difficulties and shenanigans either way, because I love those. If you tell Smoboss and then try to keep up your Arthur identity with lightning powers as well, what happens if Mysterious Pirate Arthur the Lightning Logia becomes a public figure?Good news is, you guys prooobably won't be doing Water 7, so you won't be ordered to attack the Strawhats any time soon, anyway.Also we might be having another non-canon thread sometime soon, because I need to read ahead more.(More good news... now you've got metal-cutting mostly down, Klaus will be working on finding an Armament tutor for you...)
>>3493629Better yet, he awakens his fruit and turns the entire ship into smoke, carrying everyone like a big, angry smoke cloud.
>>3493652..... mmm yesssss gooooood, let me write that in my notes...Gonna go eat, still watching thread but updates when I retuuuuuurn
>>3493651Yesss. My vote is this: We eat the fruit. We tell Smoboss. We admit everything. He's dad. He's on our side. >>3493652We don't know what Awakened Logia do. So this is TOTALLY POSSIBLE.
>>3493648Anon, this is quest based on Shoen manga, excessive weaponry and constraining clothes have no impact on mobility, ever.
>>3493651>He may have one>Remembers QM is a EurofagThe Rat's gonna be named Reepicheep isn't he
>>3493657Or Nubby
If we do eat the Goro Goro fruit, I know the perfect place to practise using it.Remember Raijin Island, shown at the start of the Punk Hazard arc? The one constantly showered by lightning strikes? Prime training ground for the user of the Goro Goro no Mi.Only hurdle is getting to it.
>>3493657N-no...?<_<I could break out Redwall instead...?
>>3493666Easy. We get Smoboss to punt us in the direction of the New World.Either the European meaning or the American meaning, both works
>>3493654>Awakened Goro Goro no MiJesus Christ what a terrifying thought.
>>3493666Wow, forgot all about that island. That's very convenient. Feel like if this was Strawhat quest, that definitely would've been where we got pushed to by Kuma for the timeskip.
>>3493651Word of QM it is then.Still opposed to eating the fruit if we get it, but I appreciate the conversation.
>>3493651Ah, a shame about the Mice-keteer army. But you're right. That would be a tad too silly. But enough of that back to our regularly scheduled dad-collecting/dirty pirating.>Smoboss becomes the White MistYes, and Mina becomes a blood rain to shower upon her foes. Like spears of blood from the deepest pits of hell. Brutal.
>>3493678Smoker becomes SmokeMina becomes SkarletFlashy becomes RaidenSurprise genre shift into Mortal Kombat Quest
>>3493678>Incredibly Dense Fog rolls in >can't see>rain starts to fall>it burns>spears of blood falling from the sky start impaling people>lightning starts striking EVERYWHERELogia team up attacks.
>>3493670No wait better ideaWe should name him Sir Biggus Dickushttps://youtu.be/kx_G2a2hL6U
>>3493626But we wouldn't be lying to smoker or any important about them, and it's pretty obvious that he doesn't want us to fight unless it's absolutely necessary. I don't think he would want us to reveal Flashman's powers just to score a capture, even if it's to capture the strawhats or some other pirates.Also you have to remember1) one thing we're trying to push for is to get Smoker promoted high enough that a transfer would no longer be an issue2) unless Flashman's sense of justice conflicts with absolute justice sure but he's still a marine. He'll still try to capture them as Commander Harry Flashman. He just won't use his powers to do it.
>>3493683...It just occured to me how utterly terrifying that would be. We uave to do it now. Family bonding.
>>3493678>Smoker awakens his fruit>turns himself and the ship into smoke>becomes one with his ship>suddenly something pokes his observation haki>its White Mist going all ara-ara towards him>Smoker never does any awaken shenanigans ever again
>>3493688 #If that happens it easily turns Smoker and his crew into one of the most feared marine ship on the planet.
>>3493688>>3493683When you think about it, assuming Flashman gets the fruit, the four DF users on the white mist will have a reall compatible powerset.>smoke and lightning forms a heavy, dark lightning storm>down comes shit tons of highly acidic blood rainThat would be terrifying to deal with
Starting to tally and write, big storm ongoing so I'm assuming Enel is pissed off with me.>>3493691>implying white mist isn't a new daughteru to adopt>>3493694So what you mean is that Sunglasses needs to have Dragon's Devil Fruit? Gotcha.
friendly reminder that bob is a britbong and so is the qm or at least they are in the uk.i think...
>>3493703Or Monet's.Add a blizzard to that mix.
You know, Doctor Lighthouse told us to beware of storms...and Enel's ultamite attack is basically just a giant condensed storm cloud in the shape of a sphere...does that mean the Will of The D will activate when we fight God?
>>3493704You mean to tell me that there's a world outside of America? Preposterous. That's a myth like Skinwalkers or diabetes.
>>3493710No. He means the shitstorm waiting for us on the Mist. Papa is not happy. We better have some good pictures. And pray we didnt leave the lense cap on.
I want to put doctor lighthouse and chopper into contact, like someone gets sick from something poisonous from skypea and chopper can't figure out how to fix it, so Arthur in a last ditch attempt sets up contact between dr lighthouse and chopper as a consultant or something
>>3493680>Smoker's nickname is White Hunter>Mina is Good Hunter>Inb4 Flashy is fucking Patches
>>3493721Eh.We can just wait until they get Brook if we want the Strawhats to interact with him again.
>sleepy time now"I'm going to get some rest," you announce, finishing your candy. Not the whole bag though, you have some restraint. Honest. Mostly. "Today really wore me out.""It's good to know you have limits," Robin says demurely. Using your aforementioned self-restraint, you merely glare at her from behind your collar, rather than outright flipping her off, and move to stand."You can sleep in the medical cabin you woke up in," Roronoa decides, also rising. "I'm gonna sit outside and keep watch."The pair of you leave the others to talk, though Roronoa pauses once the galley door closes behind you both. "You think this God guy knows everything that happened?" The question is casual, but you get the underlying meaning - is he still watching everything?You reply in kind. "I'm sure someone like that tries to be aware of everything on his island." Or, HELL YES, DO WATCH WHAT YOU SAY AND DO.Roronoa gives a casual shrug, and settles down on deck to drink and wait; you head off towards the cabin.>Do anything before you sleep?>>3493724>smoker is white hunter>mina is red hunter>flashy is sparkle hunter>BY THEIR POWERS COMBINED, THEY ARE>a massive headache for HQ
tfw you realise Punished Flashman with the Goro Goro no Mi is Kefka>wants to destroy the world>might dress like a clown doing this, like his father>blonde>light of judgement>stole his power from a "God"Scary thought.
>>3493736>>Double and Triple check weapons bag, move the recognisable ones to the bottom, whisper you'll make it up to them later.
>>3493736Uhh, didn't we vote to get zoros backstory from him a few votes ago, are we just going to skip that or...Cause we have some time
>>3493736>>3493740Backing
>>3493736>Make sure to store the pictures somewhere safe
>>3493740Support, I guess.
>>3493736>Flop on that bed. Consider what sort of pirate *doesnt* go out of their way to kill people>All this Robin taunting>Zoro wants to keep an eye on usBest Strawhats. The only two who are a match for Flashman's razor wit. Seriously. Their interactions are so much fun.
>>3493742Zoro interlude 2.0
>>3493742I think we'll hear it when Luffy gets back.
>>3493742That's later tonight, when the rest of the Strawhats arrive.And you get somewhat drunk.And you also talk to Luffy.And he Misunderstands Things...(Assuming I can swing it, I'm used to changing plans on the fly.)... I mean if you guys want his backstory now, or just to talk to him, you can vote for that now, I guess.>>3493749(sob)
>>3493736>>3493752In that case I vote >maybe take a shower before sleeping, flashman you stink
>>3493754>Inb4 Nami falls for us because she saw Flashman's shredded naked ass
>be gone for a bit. Still post as anon>Come back to people considering that we'd reject Papa Smoboss' orders for criminal scum.>Pic relatedJust cause Strawhat are good doesn't mean we shouldn't arrest them. Think of it as a gang that just doesn't kill as much. They are still criminals, just good criminals rather than super evil ones
>>3493755Anon please, the only thing that catches Nami's eye that way are fat stacks of cash.
>>3493757Golden. Ass.
Guys thought: what if we gave the goro goro to Sunglasses?
>>3493651>(More good news... now you've got metal-cutting mostly down, Klaus will be working on finding an Armament tutor for you...)Is it going to be Claus, the great armament teacher Klaus knows? It's just Klaus with a mustache and everyone knows it's him but Flashy.
>>3493759An excellent opportunity wasted for no IC reason.
>>3493757Now that's a damn lie.She also notices tangerines.
>>3493759No. Just....no
>>3493759
>>3493747>Flashman's razor wit>scepticalsmoboss.gif>>3493754... Valid.>IN THE NAME OF HYGIENE, i will make an additionWith the cabin door securely locked, you quickly sort out your precious children (plus shiny new lance), whispering to them that you'll make it up to them later.Poor babies.That done, you settle Mr Speedy on the bedside table and make use of the tiny shower-room attached to the cabin. Considering it's likely for the rare use of crew too injured to get to their normal showers, it isn't great, but it'll do.That done, weapons and Mr Speedy settled down, you collapse on the bed and fall sleep in an instant.You're woken - judging by your watch, an hour later - by knocking on the door."Art-guy, wake up! We're having a party! Are you asleep?"... Not any more, you little shit. You glare at the door, at least feeling somewhat more refreshed, and start pulling the remainder of your clothes on."Coming!" HE WON'T STOP KNOCKING AND YAMMERING.>SHUT UP ALREADY, STRAWHAT!>Just grabbing my stuff.>Who the hell has a party here and now?! >Other?>>3493758Eat Jozu's Glitter Fruit, acquire diamond ass.>>3493760I am so fucking tempted by this, but Klaus honestly thinks he doesn't know Armament.
>>3493724>Smoboss' view of flashman when he signed up for combat
>>3493768>shrug and accept that the Strawhats are weird>"you better haved saved me the choice meat!"
>>3493768>Give him a difficult mathematical question to distract him>Then while he's distracted finish dressing up
>>3493768>Open door forcefully, hitting strawhat.
>>3493768....Zoro figured out our identity because he's seen Mr. Speedy before didn't he.>>Just grabbing my stuff.
>>3493768>THERE BETTER BE SWEETS FOR ME TO EAT!
>>3493768>Just grabbing my stuff.I TOOK A MANS HEAD OFF WITH A CANNONBALL YOU LITTLE SHIT.>>3493769Fitting, considering that like Kirby, we are also a harmless looking killing machine with a terrifying origin.
>>3493768>>SHUT UP ALREADY, STRAWHAT!>>3493769Oh please. We're nowhere near as terrifying as that eldritch all-devouring abomination
>>3493778I know. Also pic related is how every interaction with someone who gave us a weapon ended up
>>3493776He hasn't actually seen you use him in Arthur-identity, but he might have recognised him if you did, and he definitely would have if you'd said 'Mr Speedy' in front of him, because you called him that when Zolo was in the cell.Naaaah, it's something a looooot dumber than that.
>>3493785Did we call him Zolo?>Re-reads Qm's postYeah we did didn't we
>>3493774>If I have two coconuts and you have six. I beat you over the head with four, what's the wing speed velocity of a seagull with a full stomach?
>>3493768>"Just needed a nap, Strawhat."
>this was actually an important vote, but i wanted you guys to vote without knowing that. alas, you didn't go for best option"Just grabbing my stuff!" You grit your teeth, putting an annoyed Mr Speedy back in your pocket and grabbing your children."C'mon, we haven't been camping in aaaages-" Strawhat's still blathering, which makes no sense, youre in hostile territory, and also they're PIRATES, dammit, not kids!Well. You're starting to think Strawhat might have a mental age of about ten, so....You shove open the door, finally, to see Strawhat Luffy's too-wide grin as he bounces back. "You're late! Sanji and Zoro are hunting for meat, come help with the campfire, Art-guy!">We could be attacked at any time, why are people going hunting?! At night?! Can't we eat on the ship?>... Are you trying to burn the forest down? I think that'd hinder us more than them...>If this isn't the best campfire in the world, I'm gonna kick your ass.>Other?>>3493794I've been very careful to have you not call him Zolo or Lolonoa out loud, so if I typed that anywhere, consider it a typo.>>3493804The speed of JUSTICE.
>>3493815>If this isn't the best campfire in the world, I'm gonna kick your ass.
>>3493815>Hunting what?>... Are you trying to burn the forest down? I think that'd hinder us more than them...
>>3493815>>If this isn't the best campfire in the world, I'm gonna kick your ass.
>>3493815>"I guess fresh meat is better than dried meat. Candy is way better than meat, anyway.."
>>3493815>>If this isn't the best campfire in the world, I'm gonna kick your ass.If were gonna get pulled into dumb shit, we're gonna be the best at dumb shit!
>>3493822Okay, what's up with the evolving name?
>>3493815>If this isn't the best campfire in the world, I'm gonna kick your ass.I swear to Seasus, if he thinks we're Sabo...
>>3493815>If this isn't the best campfire in the world, I'm gonna kick your ass.Lol, Robin's traumatized by fire right
>>3493832.....Oh christ. Like thats so plausible that if we didn't already know our origins I'd say it was possible.Random blonde kid washes up on a ship, gets put in an orphanage, has amnesia, joins marines. In another universe thats legit what this quest could be about.
>>3493839>inb4 Sabo really IS our brother
>>3493832>>3493839>>3493841Let's be honest here, has anyone ever seen Sabo and Flashy in the same place at once?
>>3493841Literally impossible. We do however get Big Bro Law.Also both Doffy and Katakuri are our uncles. >the main antagonist of two Arcs in a row are our uncles Would almost certainly become a meme irl
>>3493832>>3493839>>3493841>>3493844The truth is that while papa was sailing around with big bro, he needed some stress relief from the situation... and then he met this fancy noble lady whose husband couldn't satisfy her...ROSINANTE: the man who never figured out how condoms work.
>>3493844....Does that mean Flashman has The Abs™>>3493847>Audience: He's clearly Evil! Just look at his family ffs>>3493850>Rosinante internally: What's sex? Hm sex is WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA>Rosinante externally: I know bloody well what sex is
>>3493850This however is also good.
>>3493850Pls let this be canon
>>3493850>worlds clumsiest man keeps accidentally impregnating women. Lmao.
You've figured out the secret truth behind the heart of this quest - the ultimate use for the Silence Fruit is so that you can seduce and bang women behind their husbands' backs, up to and including in closets at fancy Marine balls. Rosinante made full use of this, he just thought Law was too young to know.>sengoku's face when he finds out his son sired a string of two dozen bastards across the world and one of them's the revolutionary 2nd in command
>>3493858I accidentally a son. Is that bad?
>>3493859I truly, honestly, would not be mad.If only because then the meme isn't "Flash is bullshit for his double bloodline" It becomes "Who else is Flash related too."
>>3493850If Flashy's mama was married and lived with his husband when she had him, Big mom surely knows about our exsistence. Also rip mama for risking an arranged marriage.
>>3493858>>3493859>Inb4 all the sex was never intended>He just kept losing his pants and going through a chain of clumsiness and always found the correct hole by the grace of God>Inb4 Flashy was the only sex for procreation that was intended>>3493863>Inb4 Tashigi really IS our blood related sister
>>3493863... If one of his daughters was Tashigi, would that stop the lewding, or increase it?
>>3493829Thou hath no knowledge that which thine words appropriate
>>3493870Yes
>>3493867>>3493870C O N F I R M E DAlso I never lewded so I can't speak to what other people would say.
>>3493870Huehuehue
>>3493870You don't want to know the answer to that.
>>3493870Absolutely haram.
>>3493870Suddenly, every swordcrazy dumbass in the world is related to us.Trutly glorious.
>>3493875>never lewded tashigiAnd I love you for that, anon.>>3493883You know, we don't know who Zoro's parents are...
>>3493870It's funny but I really don't want this to be true, if I knew my dad was an adulterous asshole who stole other people's wives I would despise him no matter what else he did So pls no
>>3493888>Adulterous asshole>Not marinechadYou dissapoint me anon
>>3493889>Marinechad cucks noble virgins>accidentally What a guy
>>3493888Don't worry, I'm just messing around, it won't really happen.Although in Tashigi's case, you and her were born on the same day, which implies her mother became pregnant about the same time as yours. So if he DID happen to be both your fathers, it's entirely possible he had a three-way with them.So what I'm saying is, it's theoretically possible that you and Tashigi's mother Did Things together. I'll leave you with that thought while I write update.
>>3493885Honestly One Piece is largely the anti-lewd for me.Like I find some characters attractive, but none of them are really all that shipable.Except SanjixPudding GIVE THEM A HAPPY ENDING ODA YOU FUCKAlso I will eat some kind of thing that isn't food but isn't hazardous to my health if Zoro isn't from Wano
>>3493889NTR is bad. This quest is for wholesome.
>>3493893Our Mom: Charlotte D. GnocchiTashigi's Mom: Sword LadyTogether, they do crime!
>>3493893that you and Tashigi's mother Did Things together. Nice.
>>3493894Theres a page out there from Oda where he has the real world analogues for what country the strawhats are from. Luffy being Brazil, Zoro being Japan, Sanji is French, Franky I think is American, and Robin may be Russian. So it's entirely possible.
>>3493897The reason why I gave her Gnocchi as a name is because Artoria and Potatoes huehue>>3493893>that you and Tashigi's mother Did Things together. W-was this meant to be lewd
>>3493893>So what I'm saying is, it's theoretically possible that you and Tashigi's mother Did Things together. I'll leave you with that thought while I write updateHot
>>3493894>SanjixPuddingThat's not ZoroxPerona
>>3493908You know what anon.You're okay in my books.
>>3493908I see you are a man of taste.
>>3493893>>3493899>>3493907Lewd things are now canon
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3493893>So what I'm saying is, it's theoretically possible that you and Tashigi's mother Did Things together. I'll leave you with that thought while I write update.Congrats BP you played yourself.Rolling for dice God's opinion on TashigixFlashman wincest
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3493922Rolling for Tashigi×flashman×law Wincestrio
>>3493922>TashigixFlashman wincestC E A S E
>>3493903Autocorrect mistake, it was meant to be YOUR rather than you. But yes, implied lewds between your momma and Tashigi momma. Two swordswomen... one dumbass... a night to remember~>campfire timeYou stare down at him, secretly loving the height difference. Why are most people so damn tall? If there's only one good thing in the world about this crew, it's that most of them are shorter than you. "If this isn't the best campfire in the world, I'm gonna kick your ass."Strawbrat beams up him, letting out a stupid laugh as he reaches up to adjust his hat. "The best so far, we're gonna have even better ones in the future!"Your first thought is, 'no you won't, you'll be in a cell!', which leads on to the sudden memory of your weird... emotions... regarding certain, recent.... revelation-y things. That you don't really want to think about. Although you'll probably have to. Eventually Ugh."Let's go set things on fire," you sigh, following the bouncy brat as he whoops and flings himself... over the side of the ship and across the water-clouds, to where everyone seems to be setting up a friggin' campsite.When there's a perfectly acceptable ship RIGHT HERE."There, there, Merry," you mutter, patting her on your way down the cloud trail to the others.Hopefully nothing will go wrong tonight.>Roll 1d100, best of 3, for FIRE-MAKINGHave you inherited skills for setting things on fire, or does that only happen by accident?!
>>3493923>34...not sure if poor roll, or perfect roll
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>3493922REFRAIN
>>3493922Even now the gods say Nee-san is not for lewds. You bring shame with your unwholesomeness. Nee-san is sad.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3493927scout Flashy reporting for duty
Rolled 42 (1d100)....Rolling for Flashman and Tashigi's Mom
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>3493927
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>3493927And now for a die roll concerning fire, rather than overcoming lewdness.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>3493927Grug make big fire
>>3493923>34Gods approve!
30, 35, 38, then 39 for fire.Flashy sucks with fire.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3493927
>>3493939Truly our fathers son
>>3493927We have fire(heat really, but close enough) lance, why not use it?
>>3493942p. sure we're saving that for s'mores.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3493932Rolling for Smoker and your momma. SO THERE.>>3493942.... Valid. Okay, AUTOPASS.
>>3493942Because destiny demands we light ourself on fire.
>>3493939Flashback to Flashman name burned on the floor of the Garp ship.
>>3493939Erm.we got a 75 by the grace of Honorable here >>3493929Just in case you didn't see it BPQM
>>3493939>Hmm, yes, I think I've got this campfire thing right...>Uh, Arthur?>Hm, what's up?>You're on fire>...>...>...>Ah, so I am.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3493945Rolling for Flashyxhis motherOedipus Complex go!
>>3493948He was rolling to defeat lewds. A worthy cause.Also, do you guys wanna roll to see if you set yourselves on fire?
>>3493948Yeah but it isn't responding to the right post isnt it?
>>3493948That was my roll to banish the lewdness, not the roll to make a fire.
>>3493951Yes. Let there be flames.
>>3493951>>3493952Oh.OHEYESWHY DO YOU BETRAY ME SO
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3493951I'm already rolling for setting ourselves on fire.
>>3493951Only on the condition that we no-sell the fire. We acknowledge that we're on fire, but we aren't that bothered by it.
>>3493949YES>>3493951>Also, do you guys wanna roll to see if you set yourselves on fire?Would Flashy be his father son if we wouldn't?
>>3493959>>3493951We have a water dial don't we? Sure. Also yeah, support to being unbothered
>>3493959Practicing for our next encounter with Ace fire-jobber, I see.
>>3493959Acceptable.>ROLL 1D100, BEST OF 3 to not set yourself on fire.Malus of 51 due to genetics. DC is 50.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3493969
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>3493969Let's goooo
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>3493969
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3493969
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3493969Whoosh!
>>3493972We did it somehow
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>3493969do you mean> set yourself on fire _with style_
>>3493969>Malus of 51 due to genetics. DC is 50.Wait a second...
>>3493969Is it minus 51?Because then we failed
>>3493969You literally made the DC ImpossibleReal funny>>3493972Take this 94 and add Haki and we manage to not self-immolate
>>3493976>SmokinSexyStyleSo close.
>>3493977OH DEAR, LOOKS LIKE WITH THE -51, YOU GUYS FAILED TO SET THE FIRE SAFELYGUESS YOU'RE ON FIRE NOW>>3493976WITH STYLE
>>3493979>Thats the jokeAnon do you know want to be lit on fire?
>>3493982This was meant to be. Like that off-handed comment that was made about "the first time Flashy tries to smoke". Destiny.
... Guys, this roll was to NOT be set on fire.You failed it.You are now on fire.Did you want to pass it? Did I misunderstand?
>>3493985Nonono, I want to be on fire. This is a good result. I think.
>>3493985The real question is...Is our soul on fire? Have we found a man's romance?We made a big bonfire so yes we have.
>>3493985I want Flash to be living torch. Or like those guys from Tibet
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3493985Rolling to die from the fire
>>3493985Crossing my fingers that seeing us no-sell the fire eases Robin's fire apprehension.
>>3493993Anon keep extinguisher near you. Just be safe
>>3493990I forgot to mention it earlier, but when you first left the ship via vine, you also did the Tarzan yell.Robin refrained from commenting. Possibly because you'd just blown a guy's head off.Writing for fire-starting.
>>3493993Jokes aside, Goro Goro will make setting ourselves on fire even more fun.
>>3493997It only frightens her more. Not the fire. Flashman. He's a fucking demon
>>3494000A mans romance. Thank you BP. Our cosmos is burning!
>>3494000
>>3494002>Robin gets set on fire>gets scars>Flashy gets set on fire>"neat."
>>3494006Don’t worry, once the bandages come off, at worst she’ll have an exotic attractive scar. Bandages+ doctor cutie heal every thing.
Rolled 10, 6, 78, 18 = 112 (4d100)>nearly 600 comments in and literally nothing has happenedBy the time everyone's dragged enough firewood in to start a massive damn bonfire, Cheapshot and Zolo have returned with an absolute shit-ton of meat in the form of a giant, dead... thing. It looks like it was actually dangerous before it met Kicky and Stabby.After a brief pause for the chef to throw a fit over the women helping to collect wood, the food preparation begins, while the last of the wood is thrown on top of the pile.It's... a damn big pile."Has anyone got matches?" The Witch glances around as she asks, but Sanj- Cheapshot's gone off to fetch spices from the galley, so there's no convenient lighter around.Except for your GIANT HEAT STICK."Hold on," you say, holding it up. "My pointy thing also burns stuff real good.""... What?""Watch, and be amazed!" You grin behind your collar, hefting the lance slightly into the wood-pile, under the curious eyes of the Strawhats, and press the button on the grip.The metal top promptly flares a cherry-red, and in a flare of sparks, the wood explodes into crackling, rapidly spreading flames.The Strawhats seem overly excited, by the way they promptly start freaking out, but you could admit it really is kind of impressive to watch."I hope this doesn't spark off and set the forest on fire," you muse. Even if it's not inhabited, it's still a dick move."ARTHUR, YOU'RE ON FIRE!!"Hm?You glance over your shoulder at where the Strawhats continue to be obnoxiously loud. "What? Oh, hold on, my shoulder's on fire. And my arm. Oh, hey, my side, too." Glad it isn't Mr Speedy's side, you pull out your shiny new Water Dial and give yourself a good hose down while the pirates stumble into silence and stares. "Right, done! What were you saying? I couldn't hear with all that crackling in my ear.""N-never mind..." the Witch mumbles. Zolo just arches an eyebrow at you like a weirdo. Strawbrat seems to be in hysterical laughter. Seasus, they're nuts."I'm going to go help Sanji," Kohza mutters, shaking his head as he wanders towards the ship.What the hell?"It's a good bonfire, thank you, Arthur," the princess says, laughing a little awkwardly as she reaches over to pat your shoulder. "Maybe you should stand a little further back from it?""Over here...?""Further."You shuffle back more. "Here?""KEEP MOVING.".....With the fire lit and the meat starting to be cooked - and an awful lot of alcohol mysteriously appearing - the party truly begins.>STORY TIME. As everyone explains what happened today, what's your own rundown on your group's events?(Be as vague or detailed as you like.)Rolling for background stuff.
>>3494027Only one person didn't job in the rolls.>This guy flew in on a giant chicken but was actually a chump and died in one hit.>Then we went out looking for ruins and came across a guy with really weird hair. I won our staring contest and he also died like a chump.>Robin then taught me how to read, and chopper looked at plants.>Pretty boring overall, the Enel guy is kinda a dissapointment.
>>3494027>say it like its totally Normal average day for Arthur
>>3494027>SO THERE I WAS>Minding my own business when all of a sudden my haaaa..mystery sense was tingling>When I looked up there was this dude on a flaming chicken with my now pointy heat stick>So I chucked a cannonball at him and uh, incapacitated him>After that we went on to the island to see rocks and stuff>So we met another dude who looked like he really had to take a crap>He threatened to kill us so I shot him>Then Robin taught me how to read dead people language>So, how was you guys days?All loudly and drunkenly
>>3494027>"So some Priest guy that had this big burny-lance thing and was riding a bird tried rushing Merry, and I went, "Hey now, that burny-lance thing could set something on fire." So I threw a cannonball at him. A bit too hard. His head kind of... exploded a bit? Got all over Merry's deck. I really need to get better at that, but I mopped it up, like Robin said! Later, while were were exploring those Shandy-, Shando-, Shandoran? Is that it? Right, Shandoran ruins, these other two Priest guys came up. One of them forgot to talk, his friend reminded him to talk, then said something about how we were to be put to death, so I shot him. Other guy tried to run, but Robin knocked him out, and apparently you guys don't do the whole "kill 'em all" thing most other pirate crews do, so that threw me for a bit of a loop, and I feel a bit awkward for it.
>>3494035Best part is, those were the Luffy, Sanji, Zoro, Kohza rolls for getting drunk tonight.Lolonoa's iron liver has saved him.
>>3494046Support.Except with the other two priests only one was a priest. The other was clearly a lackey.
>>3494044>>3494046If you could somehow combine these 2+1supportOr whichever gets the most votes
>>3494049That fuckface just HAS to get back at us for beating out his height by flaunting his iron liver at us huh???? When will he be stopped??
>>3494065Pfft.Wait until he hears how we roflstomped two priests.
>>3494049>Sanji almost died from alcohol poisoningW-o-w
>>3494070He did a faux wine tasting to try and look cool in front of all the girls, but Zoro spiked the wine stores.
>>3494072All I can hear now is the One Piece Abridged.>What's Zoro doing?>IM DRINKIN BEER!>He's drinkin beer.
>>3494035+1
>>3494027>>3494044>>3494046Something like this, yes.>>3494065We will always have him beat with better looking sword daughters....if Sanji tries to woo em, I am going on the warpath.
Rolled 66, 18 = 84 (2d100)>>3494087Rolling for Sanji wooing Cut-chan and Ka-tan.
>>3494087So we're gonna kill Sanji? Cause you know it will happen. He taught us macaron secrets, we can at least make it a quick death.
>>3494091Cut-chan you promiscuous hussy!
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>3494091... rolling for Zolo to seduce Ka-tan.
>>3494098btfo lolonoa
>>3494098Zolo must die.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>3494098...Rolling for Nami to seduce Jitte-san
>>3494098Oh please, as If Zoro knows what sex is.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>3494098Rolling to seduce Kuina's ghost.
Rolled 6 (1d100)Rolling to determine success chance of killing every Strawhat in their sleep.
>>3494091>>3494098...that's it, they both die.Shush swetiees, Papa Flashy knows those two guys and they are NOT good enough for you.*Zoro handling a katana with his mouth*Ok, he dies first.>>3494105At least some sense in the family.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3494110Oh right we can't kill ViviOdds of success of killing Sanji and Zoro in their sleep?
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3494106She's a katana, of course he knows how to... handle her.Rolling for Pierre to seduce Robin.
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>3494105>>3494111Rolling for Robin to seduce Jitte-san
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3494113...Just Zolo?>>3494115Lol>>3494117Lol
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>3494115>>3494117I see Robin made her tastes clear.Jitte-san and Vivi?
>>3494115Oh no>>3494117OH NOAt least Jitte-san has good taste
>>3494115Oh, Pierre, my son...
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3494119Killing all the Strawhats with the exception of Zolo?
>>3494117Well, at least Jitte-San has very good tastes.
>>3494115See? I was right not basing him on D'artagnan.>>3494117...Sigh. Eh, whatever. I like Robin.Good luck Jitte-san.
Rolled 17 (1d100)Check this one outDetective Pistol-chan and Kohza.
Rolled 42 (1d100)....Rolling for Flashy to seduce Merry
>>3494129Our gun has no gender remember? Only Justice
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3494123>be a swashbuckling rapier>with a fancy hat>stylish as fuck>sucks with womenPerfect.>>3494129No, no, Pistol-chan is clearly with Sogeking, due to sniping appreciation.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3494136Meteor-Sama and Luffy. Wait, is Meteor-sama male or female?
>>3494136Rolling for Flashy to seduce the Clima-tact.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>3494140Dropped my roll...
Rolled 87 (1d100)What Twins think about Nami?
Didn't you just wonder why we had nearly 600 posts and almost nothing really done? Here you go BPQM, this Is why.Over 600 posts and most of It's dice shitposting.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3494151Rolling for anon's asspain
>>3494138Meteor. Meat-eor. Luffy got confused.Aaaand we don't have a gender yet. It has two cannonballs on it, it might be like the twins and have a male and female?>>3494151Hey, I'm busy typing up the explanation post, I don't particularly care right now. Better than people fighting over stupid shit and degenerating into a troll-fest of hurled insults.... Actually it might be the no-waifus thing that prevents that.
>>3494151Some days you have ton of progress and get exciting shit done, other days you all break your sides dicking around. It's just how games are.
>>3494162Pretty big one
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3494162
>>349416230...Buttocksprained.
>>3494166>Meteor-sama are a pair of clumsy twins who run headfirst into everything and hug/headbutt them to death.I can dig it.>No waifusTrue. Even Oda agrees. The only romance is the Romance of ADVENTURE!
Wander how would Flashy react.>Nico and Lolona thought of a funny joke>Flashy wakes up>Weapon bag empty>WTF>All straw hats hugging his weapons in sleep
>Your clothes dry out quickly, seated around the bonfire, while Cheapshot cuts and cooks the meat. For a random animal, it's pretty damn good.The booze has already been started on, and while it's no Pink Flamingo, it's not bad, either.Which apparently means it's storytime.First comes Strawhat's group - him, Sanji, Sogeking, Vivi, Kohza and Karoo - trying to explain their day in a giant mess of jumbled corrections and details. Apparently they took down one of the Priests, who sounds a lot stronger and trickier than the two you fought, as well as a few other lackeys. It takes about twenty minutes to get the full story out, with assorted bragging and impressions included, by which time, almost everyone is buzzed and in a good mood.Next up is Zolo and the Witch, one of whom is pissed off he didn't get to fight a priest, and the other of whom is relieved.They apparently just fought some lackeys. Boooo. Lame. No matter how much the Witch tries to exaggerate how strong they were, at the end of the day, a lackey's a lackey. Like how you're Smoboss' lackey (and proud!) so you'll never be as strong as him. Or as cool. Or smokey."Perhaps Arthur should explain what happened from our perspective," Nico suggests, as heads turn in the direction of your own group.Chopper nods happily, as he drinks his own... you're gonna pretend that's not alcoholic. For your sanity's sake. He looks adorable sat by your side, though.You shrug, take a swig of beer, and begin. "Okay, so there we were on deck, and some Priest guy that had this big burny-lance thing and was flying on a giant chicken tried rushing Merry; and I went, 'Hey now, that burny-lance thing could set something on fire.' So I threw a cannonball at him. A bit too hard. His head kind of... exploded a bit? Got all over Merry's deck. I really need to get better at that, but I mopped it up, like Robin said! Anyway, we didn't know he was a Priest at the time, because he was a chump who died in one hit. Then we went out to explore these Shandy-, Shando-, Shandoran? Is that it? Right, Shandoran ruins, and these other two guys came up. One of them had really weird hair and lost our staring contest, so I shot him. He also died like a chump. Other guy tried to run, but Robin knocked him out, and apparently you guys don't do the whole 'kill 'em all' thing most other pirate crews do, so that threw me for a bit of a loop, and I feel a bit awkward for it. Anyway, Robin taught me a little about dead languages to go with all the dead guys, and Chopper looked at plants. Pretty boring overall, this Enel guy is kinda a dissapointment."(1/2)
>>3494190I honestly think he would be too shocked and confused to retaliate.He'd probably say something like, they talk to you too? Or some equally weird thing that accidently makes him win the exchange through sheer weirdness.
You finish another mouthful of beer.The fire roars on.Sogeking raises a hand. "Uh, what?""What what?""Yes," Nico butts in, sounding tired. "He killed two Priests in one hit each."Conis and her father look awestruck as she continues to go into more detailed descriptions of the encounters; the rest seem torn between cheering and uncertainty over actually killing your enemies, which seems excessively naive. How long do they expect to last in the Grand Line like this? Plus Strawbrat seems overly fixated on the fact you killed the first one with a cannonball, and keeps shooting you worried looks after confirming it.Lolonoa, for some reason, just looks utterly smug, right up until Cheapshot starts teasing him for being in the only group not to take down a priest. Then it breaks out into an impromptu fight, with the audience seemingly having no problem with two of their crew apparently trying to murder each other, and instead laughing and egging them on.These guys... are>weird.>not totally awful.>confusing as all hell.>Other?AND>Roll 1d100 for how hard the booze is hitting you
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3494205>>not totally awful.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>3494205
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>3494205>not totally awful>You dont like these conflicting feelings. Drink more
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3494205>>weird.>>confusing as all hell.>>not totally awful.In that order.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>3494205Nat 1 incoming
>>3494214That was a dangerous roll. 1 off and Enel may have kidnapped us. I'm conflicted anon.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3494205>>confusing as all hell.Not pink flamingo so probably meh
>>3494205>>weird.>>not totally awful.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>3494205>pretty ok
>>3494224but since this is a roll to see how hard the alcohol is hitting us, wound't a nat 1 mean an iron liver?
>>3494224You mean 1 off and YOU may have run off and kidnapped Enel.
>>3494205>confusing as all hell.Does not compute. Please reboot Flashy.exe
>>3494205>>weird.
>>3494205>weird>but in a refreshing way.
>>3494233>2>Once again Flashman can you tell me what happened.>You see I was kidnapped by Enel, after being kidnapped by a shrimp, who kidnapped me while the strawhats had kidnapped me from Jaya. It's really self expanatory
>>3494205>not totally awful.
>>3494243Yo dawg, I heard you like being kidnapped...
>>3494205>CRIMINAL SCUM!
>>3494233>Um Arthur where are you going?>Im gonna take a leak.>Alright, dont wander too far.>Thanks mom.>Flashman disappears into the brush. Winds up getting lost, climbs the beanstalk.>Hay look. A giant bell! Ima ring it.>Enel comes to see him. Plans to give his monologue.>Flashman throws Meteor-sama at him and wraps him up. Enel gets trapped. Wtf? Who is this nut.>Flashman drags Enel back to camp.
>>3494271>Not just one shotting him thinking he's some random priest again. >Not missing the apple we keep in our pocket as a snack freaking the fuck out. >Not taking a bite, missing that it's not yellow and spikey. I desire Goro Goro and I desire it NOW.
>>3494205>>not totally awful.I swear to god if Luffy thinks we're Garp's kid or something...
>75, well on your way to Drunktown. Also, all options apprently.They're kind of... weird. Confusing as all hell.... But not totally awful.You keep drinking.Somewhere between the fifth song of the night, and Strawhat's impression of Crocodile, you find yourself ending up next to Zolo - no, no, ZORO, gotta make sure to get his name right. You're a sneaky stealthy spy. Shhhhh."You know, I told ROBIN to protect everyone, not you," Lolonoa casually says as you slump down near him, another beer in your hand, taking a break from the wild laughter of the main group.>Yeah, well, I don't take orders real well.>Oops?>Just 'cause I'm scared of water doesn't mean I can't kill dumbasses.>Other?
>>3494292>Weird blonde pirate with mysterious past>Seems to know more about him and his crew than he should>Knows Garp's techniques>One of the few people near his age that he might views as strictly better than himHe totally might think we're Sabo or something fuck
>>3494296>Oops?
>>3494296>>Oops?
>Oops?
>>3494296>Just 'cause I'm scared of water doesn't mean I can't kill dumbasses.
>>3494296>>Yeah, well, I don't take orders real well.
>>3494296I was there, and so was the cannonball and a perfectly good target.You don't get many occasione to throw cannonballs at people you know?Not like I'm starting to like y'all or anything.Wait, no. I really like Chopper
>>3494296>oh yeah, well...*barf*
>>3494296>Oops?Part of me, knowing that Zoro already knows, kind of wants to say like, im bat at following orders, just don't tell my captain, and get caught in a drunk web of lies we've already lost.
>>3494296>Oops?>>3494297Oh no.I mean, it's fine because the real Sabo is alive Honestly I haven't the faintest clue how neither Ace or Luffy didn't ever find this shit out somehow.
>>3494296>Oops>To be fair, Robin could've taken care of herself. I couldnt let Merry get busted up though. Or Chopler.
>>3494315>>3494315Especially ace, you'd think that the #2 guy of the Revolutionaries would have his face plastered EVERYWHERE on the grand line
I feel like Zoro doesn't hold a grudge like most of the Strawhats, judging by his actions in the last couple of threads he probably doesn't really trust us, but he probably at least respects our dedication and us taking care of our weapons. Plus we also let hom and the others know about the potential danger to Merry, who the crew also sees as one of their nakama. I honestly wonder what the rest of the crew tginksof Flashman after Zoro eventually gives up the game, hopefully after we've reunited with PapaSmo.
>>3494323*Him goddamn autocorrect.
>>3494323>weird.>confusing as all hell.>not totally awful.This is what they would probably think
>>3494323*thinks of, damn my fat fingers.
>>3494315I mean, to be fair even Sabo didn't know Sabo was alive. He was dealing with his massive amnesia that didn't dramatically fix itself until one of them was already dead.I've mentioned it before, but one of my faviourite moments in the most popular One Piece fanfic "This Bites" Is how in that one really fucked up movie, seeing luffy get hit by a million arrows was enough to break his amnesia early.>>3494318I mean, from his get up, I always assumed that up until he went full badass in Dressrosa, he was more sneak orientated.
>>3494318"Oh Sabo? You mean the Chief of Staff of the Revolutionary Army?"
>>3494338Oh god.Imagine if that revolutionary army intel mentioned Sabo's name.
>>3494323What Zoro actually thinks of you is pretty funny, but you'll never find out, because it's in the theoretical Zoro interlude that you'll never see. OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO~!!>my badYou shrug. "Oops?""Not like I'm gonna complain about it," he adds, also drinking. "As long as Chopper and Merry are good, no big deal.""And Nico?""Hm? Oh, yeah, sure. Her too. Really worried about her." You'd almost believe that, if not for the blatant sarcasm and rolled eyes. "So - Arthur. You any good with that sword?">Nooooooo. Really bad. The worst.>I can cut metal, which is like, the most basic skill for a swordsman. So I guess I know the basics.>Pfft, yeah. Not to brag, but I'm kind of awesome.>Other?Gonna go grab food~
>>3494348>I can cut metal, which is like, the most basic skill for a swordsman. So I guess I know the basics.THAT'S RIGHT I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU KNOW.
>>3494348>>I can cut metal, which is like, the most basic skill for a swordsman. So I guess I know the basics.
>>3494348"Meh, I've dabbled with it. I just picked off of some schmuck some time ago."
>>3494348>>Nooooooo. Really bad. The worst.>>Better than you though
>>3494348>>Pfft, yeah. Not to brag, but I'm kind of awesome.>I can cut metal, which is like, the most basic skill for a swordsman. So I guess I know the basics.
>>3494348>Sword?What you talkin 'bout?Sneaky fucker
>>3494348>>I can cut metal, which is like, the most basic skill for a swordsman. So I guess I know the basics.I sword good : )
Just a reminder. WE ARE NOT CARRYING ANY SWORDS ON US RIGHT NOW! At least we shouldn't
>>3494348>>Nooooooo. Really bad. The worst.Deny.Deny.Deny.
>>3494370He already knows tho? So why you trying to deny?
>>3494371Wrong. Flashman's disguise is perfect. Only the Shadow knows.And he's getting drunk. That's like, prime abduction time. Don't give people a reason to abduct.
>>Nooooooo. Really bad. The worst.
>>3494348>awesome amazing and impeccable, better than u
>>3494348>>I can cut metal, which is like, the most basic skill for a swordsman. So I guess I know the basics.>meanwhile in ZoroQuest>He planned the whole thing with Ace. Obviously such a tactical genius knows we know. But why is he letting us know he knows we know? WHAT GAME IS HE PLAYING?Poor innocent, oblivious Flashy.
>>3494348>I can cut metal, which is like, the most basic skill for a swordsman. So I guess I know the basics.Drunk confession time!Also, those are Klaus's words and hes the best swordmaster trainer hobo we know so they have to be true.
>>3494371Pff nah, make it obvious so Zoro thinks Flashman knew he knew this whole time. Make the audience wonder just how Flashman's brain works
>>3494368You've been walking around with Ka-tan, soooooo....>>3494415>Also, those are Klaus's words and hes the best swordmaster trainer hobo we know so they have to be true.You remembered!
>>3494431>You've been walking around with Ka-tan, soooooo....What? When? Why? Who decided that?
>>3494431>You've been walking around with Ka-tan, soooooo....Is- IS THAT HOW HE SAW THROUGH OUR MASTERFUL DISGUISE??DAMMIT
>>3494431>You've been walking around with Ka-tan, soooooo....Wait, what? I thought she was in the bag with the rest of our recognisable weapons, and we've just had Meteor-sama and Pistol-chan out?When did we get Ka-tan out?
>>3494431>You remembered!But of course!Its kind of what you are supposed to do, listening to what your hobo sword teacher says about training.
>>3494436>>3494447I think there was a small vote for it when we were deciding on disguise.
>>3494431But why?, without his weapons to defend himself, Harry could have learned CQC and master the deadliest of weapons his own body (also voting to train overall fitness with martial arts, but not now)
>>3494436>>3494439>>3494447Oh, for - as I have already said, many times, Ka-tan isn't recognisable when sheathed because she's a standard Marine katana that some pirates use after taking them from dead Marines anyway. I've previously said that if you FOUGHT with her then it'd be an issue because he'd recognise your fighting style, but keeping her sheathed is fine.You've been wearing her throughout Mocktown and then continued carrying her when you woke up on the Sunny. When you got kidnapped by shrimp and Zoro wanted helping fighting the sky-sharks, he specifically pointed out your katana and asked for help.You've had it on for ages. And no, that's not why he recognised you.POOR KA-TAN, FORGOTTEN AND UNLOVED
